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Best Pumpkin Pie No Fuss No Mess
Shortcut Pumpkin Pie Ingredients: Get into your car, make sure it has gas... go to your local bakery purchase one pumpkin pie Stop at a local grocery store, purchase 1 can whip cream. Directions: Return back to your home go to your kitchen and get a knife and plates also forks. Cut and serve No fuss No mess!!! Pumkin Pie. This is my way of baking... ENJOY!!!!! Have a great Thanksgiving..

The Best Thanksgiving I Ever Had
I thought my first Thanksgiving would be the best I would ever have. On that day, this kid who suffered from malnutrition, who knew nothing of what a Thanksgiving dinner was, let alone what the Thanksgiving holiday was about got an education. For the last few years after my mother passed, the only thing I had close to the Thanksgiving dinner my mother made was when my sister made it after my mother passed away. So I have a new family. They have welcomed me with open arms and I accepted it. More evident of their acceptance of me was not only having me to help them out (cleaning up, cracking a few eggs for Deviled Eggs, etc.), but I was honored when I was asked to carve the turkey. Before I could say yes, I stepped away and I cried like a baby! I didn't know how to take it other than the honor it was given. I stopped, and I thanked God for blessing me with this family. You really have no idea what it means to be a rich man when you do not have a penny to your name. Money ma

Best Friends
Our laughter rises higher The longer we're together Separately we're great Together, we are better It's hardly ever me It's mostly only us We cannot be separated Not with a plane, train, or bus I've always got her back And she's always got mine We're looking out for each other All the given time You could say we're friends The absolute best But she is my sister Compared to the rest And you might not understand us That just means we're being who we are Acting like retards, sisters at heart Whether we are by each others sides or far Partners in crime Sisters disguised as friends We'll always be that way Until the very end

Be Strong
when you are down and numb you are stuck in weakness when you are down and numb you feel like your whole world ended when you are down and numb you feel like giving up STOP!!! And take a look back You were a strong person then So Stand up and Get back on that horse and ride Ride back to the path of Strength Be Strong your heart is telling you BE STRONG Become stronger than you were Become that person you were once was Dont ever give up hope always look up and say that everything is going to be alright Everything will be alright if you Stay Strong Be Strong =)

Best Qualities.........................
Think about the things you love to do. Think about the things that you consider yourself damn good at. Think about the qualities that Other people compliment you on...... Maybe it is the way you speak, Maybe it is the way you treat other people. Maybe it is the way you GIVE OF YOURSELF. Maybe it is your eyes or the way you move, Or maybe it is the way you PRESNT YOURSELF........ Those qualities make you the person you are. (I AM) They are not just your BEST qualities. They are you ATTRIBUTES, your ASSEST.... If you have the right qualities, if you have the right attributes, the right attitude,assets, then-and only then-Can you achieve that CERTAIN DREAM........ (MY DREAM)

Best Damn Lounge On Fu Come Join The Fun
Come in and enjoy the atmosphere! Meet new people and have a great time!just click on the pic below and join us we will be waiting for you. (repost of original by '"MG"~ head promoter 4 IHS' on '2007-11-25 15:14:58') (repost of original by '«» Tecelote - Sexi DJ's Owner - Manager, Iron Horse Saloon «»' on '2007-11-25 15:17:28') (repost of original by '* ~CIRCUS DIABLO ~ *' on '2007-11-26 05:31:28')

Best Christmas Cookie Recipe!
Best Christmas Cookie Recipe: Christmas Cookie Ingredients: 1 cup of water 1 teaspoon baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 teaspoon salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle 1.75 liter Crown Royal Reserve Sample the Crown to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Crown again, to be sure it is of highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Crown is still OK, try another cup...just in case. Turn off the mixer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor...Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the eaterers just pry it loose with a drewcriver. Sample the Crown to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Crown Royal. Now s

Best Of Me
I saw you again at the parlor, Crossing the walk with your lady, I caught your eye from a far off, I noticed she wore a ring, mmmm, I found a smile against my will Wish it was genuine. I put away my desire No more in love with you still, Look I'm moving on. Loved you, Lost you Thought I'd give you all the best of me, uhhh We departed, broken hearted, I need to be free What we had was oh so lovely I'll swallow my pain, It's my time to find the best of me Can't be the type to be begging Can't be the type to plead, My mama made me much wiser, What's mine will be just for me, yeah I'm trying hard to just focus, I'm trying hard to sleep, Promise I'm glad you're happy When it's my time it will be. Look I'm moving on. Oo hoo hoo Loved you, Lost you Thought I'd give you all the best of me, uhhh We departed, broken hearted, I need to be free What we had was oh so lovely I'll swallow my pain, It's my time to find the best of me Oh my, why have I been just

The Best Of The 80's Rght Here
in need of bartender's,promoter,bouncer's,and maniagers if you would like to be part of the staff please aply within. Bring your friends and have some fun and meet new people make new friends.

Best Christmas Song Ever
Blues Traveler- Christmas Comes the time for christmas And i really have to ask If this is feeling merry How much longer must it last I wish a one horse open sleigh Would come carry me away But i've been waiting here all day And one just hasn't come my way Now excuse me if i'm not being reverent But i was hoping for a miracle to hold me, wash me Save me from my righteous doubt as i watch helpless And everybody sings If it's chanukah or kwanza Solstice, harvest or december twenty-fifth Peace on earth to everyone And abundance to everyone you're with Laha da da da da da Da da da da da da da da da da da La da da da da da da da La da da da da da da da da Laha da da da da Laha da da da da Comes the time for christmas And as you raise your yuletide flask There's like this feeling that you carry As if from every christmas past It's as if each year it grows It's like you feel it in your toes And on and on your carol goes Harvesting love among your woes I want t

Best Friends
You might be best friends one year, Pretty good friends the next year, Don't talk that often the next year, And don't want to talk at all the year after that. So, I just wanted to say, You are special to me and you have made a difference in my life, I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you. Send this to all your friends, No matter how often you talk , Or how close you are, And send it to the person who sent it to you. Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, And tell new friends you never will. Remember, everyone needs a friend, Someday you might feel like you have NO FRIENDS at all, Just remember this text And take comfort in knowing Somebody out there cares abo

Best Hotel On The Strip
I'm heading to Vegas in February. I've been there several times but have never stayed in the same hotel. I've stayed at the Venetian, the MGM Grand, the Hilton, the Flamingo and the Imperial Palace. I'm thinking I will probably stay somewhere different again this time. Where is your favourite spot to stay in Vegas?

Best Dj's On Fubar!!!
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Best Christmas
Rick had arrived home Christmas eve night..he had to work the long arduous hours at theshop for the main reason he was taking over...His boss said it was time for him to retire and hand the biz of car remodelling to a younger man who can handle the work loads and do the paper work. There were 2 others who were to be chosen that night but Rick got it, because he had installed the computer and software, and re did the books so they would be understandable and actually saved the shop from bankruptcy. He opened the door, and all he could see were candles with lil notes by them...he went up to the first one after removing his coat and cap...and placecx them on the hooks...he read it... "Love, please play this game...giggles....go to the next card and follow the instructions....so he did..it led him to the kitchen where he sa a candle...a bottle of champagne, and another card...he read it, take the bottle of champagne and 2 glasses up stiars..follow the rose petals to the bathroom...signed

Best Friends
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds as

Best Friends
Best friends till the end thats what we always said And now I know its true Almost eleven years down the road Still just as close to you The things we say, They hurt at times But we can never part for long And this is what I promise today Friends forever we'll stay The fights we'll have And the laughs we'll share Will only make us stronger This I swear L.U.L.A.S. forever Our bond will never sever Like a sister you are to me Always will and always have been Sometimes it appears I have a twin You always know when I am sad Calm me down when I am mad Threw love and dispair We help eachother repair Broken hearts and hurt feelings Your my remedy for Healing Best friends forever we always said And I can only hope it will never end

Best Friends' Plea. (and Mine Too) Part 1
So, my best friend has (or is attempting to) create a blog. I have seen a copy of this blog and am posting this to try to spread the word a bit more. We would like to get together for New Years but, are having difficulty getting enough money together. I know all of my friends have big heart, and we're not asking for much, just a little spare something. Please help a couple of best friends out? Below is the message that Imp (see my #1 friend) has put to blog. For Paypal link, please refer to Part 2 of this blog, there's an error with the HTML for some stupid reason. Thanks. I presently need more money than I have to go and do this. Because of this I am making a donation account at paypal. If you want to donate please click the button below. If you want to see who my best friend is please look at my number one friend. Many of you know her.

Best Of Friends
The best of friends, Can change a frown, Into a smile, when you feel down. The best of friends, Will understand, Your little trials, And lend a hand. The best of friends, Will always share, Your secret dreams, Because they care. The best of friends, Worth more than gold, Give all the love, A heart can hold.

Best Friend...
Best Friends Current mood: grateful A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them. After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight. When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side. When he was close enough, he called out, "Excuse me, where are we?" "This is Heaven, sir," the man answered. "Wow! Would you happen to have some water?" the man asked. "Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought right up."

The Best Laid Covenants Of Mice And Men Often Go Astray
2 Kings 23 opens with Josiah still on the throne after hearing that the kingdom of Judah he rules will not long survive him. Because he made active efforts to reinstitute the worship of the LORD after the text of the Torah – the book of the law containing Genesis through Deuteronomy – was discovered in the Temple midway through his reign, Josiah is told he will live and die in peace. Sadly, one man’s devotion doesn’t turn a whole nation back from the course it’s on; through societal indifference at best and cultural plurality at worst, the loss of the LORD’s status in the eyes of His chosen people will force the people of Judah to ultimately be subjected to a foreign power (and foreign gods) because they refuse to do the LORD’s will. One man or even a group of men and women can’t turn around a nation that refuses to listen, but this did not stop Josiah from trying. Verses one through three of 2 Kings 23 chronicle about Josiah meeting with Judah and Jerusalem’s leaders and trave

Bestrafe Mich
bestrafe mich bestrafe mich stroh wird gold und gold wird stein deine groBe macht mich klein du darfst mein bestrafe sein ja der herrgott nimmt der herrgott gibt bestrafe mich bestrafe mich du meinst ja und ich dein nein scheiBe mich ein in dein gebet bevor der wind noch kalter weht deine groBe macht mich klein du darfst mein bestrafer sein du darfst mein bestrafer sein deine groBe macht mich klein du darfst mein bestrafer sein deine groBe macht ihn klein du wirst meine strafe sein der herrgott nimmt der herrgott gibt doch gibt er nur dem den er auch liebt bestrafe mich

The Best
sat watching the rain drops FALL 1 after the other & I thought how much thay were like lovers 4 what Raindrop fell alone & stayed alone it was always joined by another & what lover stayed alone & was not joined by another ? But the Question is,when is love certen is it solid never ending or is it like the rain? The rain is obsorbed by the earth never 2 be seen again is love 2 act the same way? or is it like the product of the rain,The beautiful white Rose that grows from the earth that obsorbed the rain..... only time will tell....by REC IIMusic Video:FAR AWAY (by Nickelback)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone

The Best Kept Secret
The Worlds Best Kept Auto Secret I have been driving (legally) for three decades. One would think I would have noticed the little secret on my dash that was staring me right in the face the whole time. I didn't and I bet you probably haven't either. Quick question, what side of your car is your gas tank? If you are anything like me, you probably can't remember right away. My solution is to uncomfortably stick my head out the window, strain my neck and look. If you don't do this in your own car you definitely have done it in a borrowed or rental car. Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to share with you my little secret so you will no longer look like Ace Ventura on your way to the gas station or put your neck at risk of uncomfort or injury. If you look at your gas gauge, you will see a small icon of a gas pump. The handle of the gas pump will extend out on either the left or right side of the pump. If your tank is on the left, the handle will be on the left. If your

Best Lawyer Story Of The Year - Clever!
BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR - clever! GOT TO BE THE BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE AND PROBABLY THE CENTURY. Charlotte , North Carolina A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, and then insured them against, among other things, fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The lawyer sued... and WON! (Stay with me.....) Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance compa ny that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company, which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also gua

Best Comment On My Page
Hey people I want some more love on my page. I'll give $6,000 fubucks for the comment that I like the most. $3,000 fubucks for the second best and $1,000 for third. So show me like ya know me,,lol. I'll pay out in 48 hours. Can't wait to see who wins. Step up Freinds and fans!!!

Best Week Ever
ok maybe this isnt the best week ever, but i sure love when times like this happen. this past weekend was full of great surprises. ok this past weekend i was supposed to be in rocky point mexico. but the trip was cancelled a week ago. now i wasnt totally bummed out because i now had the chance to see a concert that i was torn that i was going to have to miss. it also turns out that my company xmas banquet was scheduled that same weekend. so it was my first weekend i had off since i had been working in phoenix. 3 months. my weekend is usu tues-wed. which kinda sux. but ya know. so saturday was the xmas thing. my company gives out prizes every year, but you have to be present to win , i've always planned around them. lol. so i go and i end up winning a laptop computer. hahahaha. should i go next year now??? i also ended up getting a 2 year safe driver award which comes with a $100 dollar bonus. sweet. more book money. haha;). that night i got to go down to mill ave with lacey

The Best Sex Ever
hey people thought i would try out this blog thingy not used to it yet but it has to be as easy as my space maybe just wanted you guys to check out my favorite girly person and show her some love she is new on here jsut really started today show please show her some love and we will retrn the favorsunshine@ fubar also check my baby he gives the best sex ever and hes pretty cool to show him some love also thanks ¢¾ muahpete@ fubar

Best Prank Ever
OMG.... I just heard the finniest story and HAVE to share this... apparently this is the best prank ever. Someone ..who shall remain nameless... had a gay ad posted about him somewhere with his phone number, and called my room mate thinking it was her. OMG I need to know who did this they deserve a night out on me! This is the funniest thing i have ever heard.. I have been laughing non stop.. damn i wish i would have come up with something like that.. it is priceless.. so whoever you are please let me know and i will gladly take you out to dinner myself! I LOVE YA!!!!! LMMFAO

Best Guy On Here
today i made a friend tom if you look that my friend list you will see him. dude is the kool guy on here by far. he talks about the carzyest shit if you can think of it he will talk about it he does get piss off like most people do. hell take the time to bullshit with you if you want but he has more than just one friend so dont get mad if he doesnt reply as fast as you would like but just though i would say that because he is truly a good friend to me now.

A Best Birthday Gift!
WELL SINCE MY BIRTHDAY IS COMMING UP VERY SOON AS WELL AS XMAS ME WINNING THIS CONTEST WOULD BE THE BEST GIFT EVER SO PLZ COME BY AND COMMENT BOMB ME AND ASLO RATE ME JUCT CLICK THE PIC BELOW! THANK YALL!!!!

Best I Ever Had
So you sailed away into a grey sky morning Now I'm here to stay, love can be so boring And nothing's quite the same now I just say your name now. But it's not so bad You're only the best I ever had You don't want me back You're just the best I ever had. So you stole my world, now I'm just a phony Remembering the girl leaves me down and loney Well send it in a letter Make yourself feel better. But it's not so bad You're only the best I ever had You dont want me back You're just the best I ever had. And it might take some time to patch me up inside but I cant take it so I, I run away and hide And I might find in time that you were always right You're always right. So you sailed away into a grey sky morning Now, I'm here to stay, love can be so boring Was it what you wanted? Could it be I'm haunted? But it's not so bad You're only the best I ever had You dont want me back You're just the best I ever had. You're just the

Best Toast!
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life!, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night" She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

The Best Of My Love
Every bit of your love Brings warmth to my heart. Because you are someone special, I knew it from the start. You give me a reason The joy of each day. Waking up each morning Without a delay. I think of what you might be doing As early as it might be. The sun shining through The branches of a tree. Reaching my window The light seems so bright. Bringing life to the flowers Breaking the night. My thoughts start wandering As they often do. But most of my thoughts Are centered on you. I think about the future, And what it will be. Me holding you, And you holding me. Hand in hand , No matter the weather. Our love will shine As WE face life together. This is the way Our life WILL be. The roots are planted, And growing like a tree. The only way to go Is up and out, I love you very much, There is no doubt. So I’ll keep watering this tree, A plant of love. It will keep growing, High and above. So,

Best Tv Viewing ----if U Want It & Have The $$
40" or even 42" systems are good. but most want to know what "brands" that r the best. SAMSUNG which has "stealth" surround sound---the best out there..via Consumner reports, and LC which is also good. Forget alot of the other brands -but many are close but still not as good. Samsung is the LCD i own and very good. sound is unbelievable and picture can be adjusted multiple ways. Plasma is good for 5 years so not worth it really for many people. Let them get better maybe until you wud get one. The ULTIMATE system is a SCREEN with a "line tripler" in combo for it with a projector as an attached unit. The QUALITY is FAR supperior to ANYTHING available. Compare units + screens (INDIANA where the best ones are made---GOOGLE it), and u will have a great system for under $1000. For sum reason the technology for "screens" from the 1950's and early 60's remained only with a firm in Indiana that continues to use crushed diamond on surface for superior viewing and clarity. P

The Best Christmas Present I’ve Gotten
The best Christmas present I’ve gotten Now they say you can't put a price on Christmas. This is true. Anyone that knows me well enough knows I am a Ba Humbug. I don't like the holidays because life usually takes a turn for the worse for me. I also hate them due to the fact of christmas being Comercialized. (Walmart put out Christmas stuff this year on October 14th). I'm just as guilty as the rest. I buy things based on money. Saturday I went to meet a friend that I haven't seen in a few years in a old town called Kingfisher, OK. She and I have been talking alot lately and I decided to rope her into dinner. So I grabed a knife to pop her "bubble" and get her out (bubbles.....OH DANG!). Now there was no sence in doing that because we basically stayed in her "bubble" lol. It was cool though because I ended up having more fun there then most the dates I have been on. We talked all night long......(thank goodness because our phone bills are going to SUCK soon lol). Now I've been

The Best Christmas Present Ever!
OK... I am soooo incredibly excited right now.... I had to post a blog about it!! Bec & Rich get the "Best Christmas Present of the Year" award. (lol, if there was such a thing... haha) Everyone that really knows me knows I have a huge (sometimes psychotic) obsession with Sea Turtles... Sooo....THEY ADOPTED A SEA TURTLE FOR ME!!! I am able to track her online at anytime. How fucking creative & cool is that?!?! Hehe.... I think it's pretty awesome. Anyway, just had to share :) Hope everyone has a wonderful & Merry Christmas!! :)

Best Blonde Jokes Of 2007
Two blondes walk into a building... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it! ========================================================= Fireman rescue It's this fireman that reached the third story window with his ladder, and sees a beautiful young blonde in a transparent negligee. "Don't be afraid" said the fireman "We always save pregnant woman". "Sir, I'll have you know I'm not pregnant". "I'll have you know you're not saved yet". ========================================================= Interview Three blondes were all vying for the last available position on the local police force. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So you all want to be a cop, eh?" The blondes all nodded. The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a file folder. Sitting back down, he opened it up and withdrew a photograph, and said, "To be a detective, you have to be able to DETECT. You must be able to

Best Laid Plans
I was really planning on going out tonight and trying to get me a little noonie cookie. Unfortunately I'm not really feeling up to it. What I really need to do is make an appointment to see my doctor. Since this is a new job I'm trying to hold tough until my new benefits kick in. I haven't quite beaten whatever it is that I picked up at my last job. Things are not bad, they're just not as good as they should be. Every time that I get around smokers or hang out in a bar I end up with a sinus infection. Which is bad enough, but it's even worse when you let it run it's course and don't get any treatment for it. So there you have it, I really need to get to the doc so he can prescribe some anitbiotics and this time get him to give me enough to actually get rid of it. Needless to say this really puts a damper on trying to get my pickle tickle going. While I have no doubt that I could go out, have a good time and end up in the sack doing the subsonic tummy bump. It would not b

Best Friends Bday
Today is my best friends birthday. We are having a party for her tonight and I cant wait. Of course it happens to fall on the night of the Stars Game, I will live, it will be tough I know. This morning I got to take her 8 year old son shopping so she could by her bday gifts, it was great. He is an awesome kid. So he and I went to breakfast and shopped an now we are wrapping gifts. He came up with the idea to hide the gifts in the house and write up clues for her, so when she gets home she will have to go on a treasure hunt to find her gifts. He is a smart boy.

The Best Weekend Ever
Well, I've spent all weekend (until just about an hour ago) with adam. And, had the girls over there also. It was awesome... The girls, LOVE him to death. OMG, seeing them all play together, and seeing them cuddle with him and hug on him, and give him kisses... OMG, it was so amazing sweet.... I'm so happy they like him. God, it means the world to me... And then, Wow... we had sex... a lot... like, DAMN... that man can do some shit in bed!!! I can't even EXPLAIN... we had sex, a lot... and the things he can do... wow... i can't even explain... he's just, fucking... WOW amazing. I can say, by far, with out a doubt, he is the most amazing man in bed... like, wwwoooowww... it's fucking amazing... and it's like, so much more than sex... it's like, he can fuck the hell out of me, and then have that perfect romantic moment where we are looking in each other's eyes, and he kisses me, and tells me he loves me... it's, PASSION, and ROMANCE, and DAMN amazing sex... I'm like, yeah, in heave

The Best Ways To Ask A Woman Out
The Best Way To Ask A Woman Out Do you have "negative emotions" come up when you think of approaching women, asking them out, or taking things to a "physical level"? If you think that you might need a little "extra" help in this area, then take a minute and read THIS: Deep Inner Game I have a question for you... When you get a woman's number and you're picking up the phone to call and "ask her out", does it bother you? Do you get freaked out? Do you start thinking about exactly what you're going to say, how you're going to say it, how to deal with her rejecting you... etc.? Do you ever get NERVOUS when you're dialing the phone? You know that feeling when you just start getting anxious for no logical reason, and you just CAN'T control it? Have you ever had to actually HANG UP because you were so damn freaked out... and you just couldn't follow through with it? OK, now another set of interesting questions... Have

Best Friend Here No More
who wouldve thought we would have to be apart, that one of us chose to make a new start. One alone now to cry on your shoulder no more, No time to laugh, till we just cant laugh anymore. Torn apart by adulthood and stability, forever broken and torn heart..... ill miss you..... ill miss you..... you were the one there through all the shit, the pain, the good time and bad.. i dont know what i am going to do with out you. so so long my love my one and only true friend i hope that you find happiness and joy in all that you do.

Best Blond Joke Of The Year....so Far
THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which she replied, "There certainly is!" (Are you ready? This is a beauty...) " My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"

"best Wishes"
Heavon will you wait on me..Cause I'm not ready yet..Everybody's wondering...What will happen next..Everybody's searching...I hope that they do find..Everything thier hearts desire..& Lasts for all time.. So heavon will you wait on me..Cause I'm not ready yet..I'm to young to remember..& To old to forget..Everybody's looking..For thier own way of life..To step out of the Darkness..& Bathe in the Light...

Best 150 Bucks I Ever Spent
Do you like road trips? Do you get lost sometimes? You need the Tom Tom. For $150 bucks you get a color 3d gps that will talk to you and tell you where you are and where you need to go. Easy 1 touch operation that you can't screw up. This is not one of these GPS devices that tell you to make a left in 3 feet and you end up in a f00king river. This is the real deal and comes loaded with 5 million way points and preloaded maps. Nothing else to buy except a carrying case that you can get for 5 bucks. Now I never have to ask for directions, oh wait I am a man I dont ask..LOL Serioulsy if you do a ton of driving or you just want to know what is around you then buy the Tom Tom. It is much better then the Garmin because the Tom Tom talks to you and it is portable enough to fit in your pocket. It shows you a 3D map of yourself driving and every Point of interest you want, such as ATMs or shopping, even gas stations. Also another feature you can use is phone number listings. Tom Tom not o

Best Bombing Family Ever
Want to meet some new friends and family? Have you ever thought about joining a bombing family? I joined FU-Bombers about a week ago and already I have met some great people who are willing to help you out when needed. No more begging for help to level or for comments or rates in contests. We are a huge online family and are there to help each other. We are always looking for new family members. Please come check out the FU-Bombers family and read the blog on our main page. If you are interested in joining, send a friend request telling Peggy that Insane Beauty sent you. Here is the link to the family website. > FU-Bombers@ fubarWhat is bombing? Comment bombing means leaving as many comments as you can on a picture. The comments do not have to make sense. Most of our bombers just hit random letters on their keyboards and hit enter. The most effective bombing is done when you just hit a few keys and hit submit and do this until you are out of comments.I stress that you read the family

Best Companies For Desktop Computer Support:
Highlights From Our Survey :) Boutique desktop makers (Cyberpower, Velocity Micro, and Systemax) enter list with decent ratings. :( Average reliability of Windows desktops and notebooks is down. :) Notebooks and printers less than a year old have higher overall and reliability scores than older ones. :( Desktop vendors eMachines and Lenovo drop from 2006. :) Gateway support, repairs, and recommendations for notebooks all improved from 2006. We admit it. Sometimes from year to year, not much will change amid the scores the big-name PC vendors receive in this survey. Readers shook things up this year, however, adding companies that have never made the desktop list before (Acer, Cyberpower, and Velocity Micro) and adding back one that didn't make the cut last year (Systemax) despite a good showing in 2005. Velocity Micro is the company to watch. It swept in with the highest overall score among Windows PC manufacturers, 8.6 out of 10. Systemax also did very well with an 8.

Best Police Lines
These 16 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country: #16 "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." #15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while." #14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." #13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." #12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you." #11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?" #10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?" #9 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." #8 "The answer to this last question will determine wheth

Best Smile
ok i am going to have a contest, 5000 fubucks to all the get 2500 rates/comments. The one that gets the most will get a 3 month VIP and 7 day blast, 2nd place will get 7 day blast, 3rd place will get a 3 day blast, 4th place will get a 1 day blast. The contest will begin Saturday 1-19 at 11am CST and end 2-2 at 11am CST. if you want to be in it send me a link to the pic u want to use in a private message. You have from now til sat at 8am CST to enter. Good Luck to Everyone.

Best Family!!!!
Come Join the Fu-Bombers !!! Want to meet some new friends and family? Have you ever thought about joining a bombing family? Since joining the FU-Bombers, I have leveled key values of fam. I have also become very close with some of family members. We are a huge online family and are there to help each other. We are always looking for new family members. Please come check out the FU-Bombers family and read the blog on our main page. If you are interested in joining, send a friend request and be one with the best bombing family around. Here is the link to the family website. What is bombing? Comment bombing means leaving as many comments as you can on a picture. The comments do not have to make sense. Most of our bombers just hit random letters on their keyboards and hit enter. The most effective bombing is done when you just hit a few keys and hit submit and do this until you are out of comments. Click The Picture For Link To Main Page Of the Fu-Bomber Family

Best Genie Story
A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us." So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the pieces of window glass.

The Best Friend I Never Had
So I am taking a few minutes out of my mixed up life to just make it clear to a special person on fubar that your the best friend I never had. The one I love to talk to and the one I wish to still talk to. I understand I have done things in the past that may have or did tick you off. I am asking for your forgiveness in this issue. I just want things to go back to the way they were before all the drama, laughing, smiling, and just being happy talking to you. The reason I am writing this is because since you blocked me I am no longer able to send you any messages and I know you will probably read my blogs so I hope this gets to you. I miss you so much you just don't know how much. Please come back to me and talk to me please. You made life so much easier for me with someone to talk to. I understand how you can be mad at me for some of the things I allow to go on in my life and that you may not want to hear about them. I promise you this time that I will try to change for t

Best Quote Of 07
Best Quote Of 2007 By Chris Rock , Comedian Feb-28-07 "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon

Best Night Ever
A new 5 min show that comes on VH1 every night. This is a spin off of Best week ever. I love it and am so glad that they have it. It tells me about some of the things i may have missed going on that day.

Best Ever Meat Loaf
Best Ever Meat Loaf Make the loaf up the night before or in the morning and then pop it in the oven when you get home from work. Make and extra and freeze it for next week! So many meals in so little time. Serving: 8 Prep Time: 15 minutes Cook Time: 30 minutes Total Time: 45 minutes INGREDIENTS: 2 onions, chopped or grated 2 pounds ground beef 1/2 cup seasoned bread crumbs 1 large egg, (or 2 small eggs) 2 tablespoons brown sugar 1 tablespoon dry mustard 2/3 cup BBQ sauce 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon pepper DIRECTIONS: 1. Preheat oven to 350° F; grease two loafpans and set aside. 2. Combine all ingredients in a large mixing bowl and mix well. Put into two greased loaf pans and bake for 30 minutes or until well done. Drain grease and serve. Slices well when cold for sandwiches. Cook's Notes: This meatloaf freezes well in a freezer bag or tinfoil. After draining loaf, remove it from the pan and wrap in foil or place in bag, freeze immediately. To reheat,

Best News Ever
around 4:45 this morning with drugs (unknown kinds as of yet but alcohol is one) he walked close to a mile and a half to the local hospital and checked himself into the ER fur a serious drug overdose. They pumped his stomach and gave him heavy duty meds to reverse any effects of the drugs. He will soon be moved to a drug rehab center for treatment. He sends his love and wants you to know he will be back soon. Mikeys mom sent me that hes ok i think this is the best day ever..God im so happy

Best Friends (poem)
true friends are hard to find these days when everyone seems to be lost in a haze.But once in awhile one will shine thru ment for that one person that person is you.But can you trust them you sometimes ask are they hideing behinde a mask?But if your able to move thru the pains and the strife then you know you have a best friend for life.One to trust for times to come who will never belittle you or think your dumb.One who is always there for you at the drop of a hat you couldnt ask for a better friend then that.But to keep a best friend you have to be one to and truelly then youll know someone loves you to.So thru these times when you need them the most keep your enimies near but keep your friends close

Best Of Both Worlds
Just wanted to ask the bi or bi curious ladies , is it hard to find a male partner thats willing to let you have the best of both world , knowing he gets to join in if he feels like it . Why I ask is becuase I met a girl who says she has a hard time finding a man like that . You know my jaw feel to the floor . I would think its the other way around

Best Friends
I will always be there for you, and I hope you will be there for me too, for our friendship can never be broken, I will remain loyal through all the good and the bad, and in the end we will be glad, because without you I am nothing, as you are nothing without me, we fill the space a lover couldn't fill, for we hold each others secrets that we would never spill, and the day you're gone, part of me goes too, because I wouldn't want to be here with out you, Best friends forever you and me, nothing could ever change that; it's destiny!

The Best Of Fubar
imikimi - Customize Your World The greatest friends on fubar there the best and i couldn't ask for better friends So show them some love add fan rate crush if u would like there the greatest :D Heres there links click and show them that fubar love !!! G@Z= my brother the best one ever can be a pain but hes great got to love him!!! ~ G@Z ~@ fubar Dj.Baby Boy=Im his side kick hes great i love him so much woot woot kisses $DJ BABY BOY$ ~DJ FOR THE GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY & BOMBSQUAD~{ DIRTY SOUTH CREW}@ fubar James= A wonderful man one who is there no matter what tatooedjames@ fubar Dj.Slim=I djed with him inj ace and he was great alot of late nights we had lol DJ SLIM~~ MR. DONT GIVE A F**ASSNT MGR @TBR DJ@ACE CAFE ~~ FUHUSBAND 2 MOMMA@ fubar Goddess=Shes great need a friend this is her need someone to talk to its her shes wonderful Goddess Of Light@ fubar KENO=No words can describe how cool and amazing he is love him :D spank him with that love. KENO..KOs Ow

Best Photo Comment Ever....kinda
"The only thing you could model for is the before shots for herpes treatments. After that you really should think about how stupid and childish you are. After all rednecks don't do well in this world. Ever see the movie Samhain 2? Its all about what happens when you fuck your family and have kids with them. From what I'm seeing with all of these pics, you're only about 1 generation away from being born without arms, legs, and whatever else a stupid mullet wearing fuckhead like you holds dear. And for it taking you 20 years to get your mullet looking as good as you think it does...it doesn't. Like a lot of other people have said, go back to your trailer in mexico, drink a cervaza (mexican for beer) and go fuck your family. You will never be able to handle a real woman, and will never be able to get anything other than the Victorias Secret catalog to be able to hold a real woman. Just remember, Karma is a bitch, and Jealousy is a sin. You're dumbass is going straight to hell...my ter

The Best Recipe For Chocolate Chip Oatmeal Cookies?
He wants cookies ive never baked before and I dont want to make them from a package Im finding a few but he doent want nuts in them.... Anyone have ANY idea? This is the only one im finding... Preheat oven at 350°F. Cook for 8-10 min or until golden brown. 1 1/3 cups butter 2/3 cups lard 2 cups brown sugar 1 cup white sugar 4 eggs 4 tbsp. water 3 cups oatmeal 4 cups flour 2 tsp. baking powder 2 tsp. baking soda 1 tsp. salt 2 cups chocolate chips

The Best Blonde Joke Of The Year - So Far
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong?' To which she replied, 'There certainly is!' (Are you ready? This is a beauty...) My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL!'

"best Come Back Line Ever."
This was in the Washington Post... the title of the article was "Best Come Back Line Ever." In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night. On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, "You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around" he stated in a telephone interview. Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.' "Guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process of doing the deed

2 Best Lounges
COME JOIN US !!! OBSIDEAN BUTTERFLY WELCOMES YOU TO VAMPIRIC RETREAT AND THE ICE SHACK!!COME ROCK THE FUCK OUT WITH ME CENTER> Come see what evil is afraid of at VAMPIRIC RETREAT AND THE ICE SHACK!!!!CLICK ON THE PICS TO ENTER EITHER LOUNGE VAMPIRIC RETREAT ICE SHACK (repost of original by 'Obsidean Butterfly**Desire's Mistress**Owner of Vampiric Retreat& Radio**' on '2008-01-31 17:26:11')

Best/funniest/most True Ever!!! Definitely Worth The Read
Hello, my name is David Payne. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, then that poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the traveling freak show. Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send "his" email to $1000? How stupid are you? Oh wait, maybe that trip to Disneyland is true, yeah, shove Mickey Mouse up your ass and jump off a tall building and then you'll get to Disneyland. "Oooh, lookyhere! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every Playboy model in the magazine!" What a bunch of bullshit. So basically, this message is a big FUCK YOU to all the people out th

Best Tat Contest Please Help My Friend
HE NEEDS YOUR HELP ***************** OK PEOPLE MY FRIEND IS IN A CONTEST AND HE NEEDS ALL WHAT HE CAN GET SO PLEASE CLICK ON HIS LINK AND HELP HIM OUT WITH A RATE AND AS MUCH AS YA CAN GIVE COMMENTS, I REALLY APPRECIATE IT AND ALL THE LOVE WILL BE RETURNED. THANK YOU SO MUCH AND HAVE A FABULOUS EVENING AND WONDERFUL UPCOMING WEEKEND! THIS ANNOUNCEMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY: ~♥~Misbehavin2~♥~@ fubar

Bestest Friend
You have been considered ONE of the "BESTEST FRIENDS" anyone could ever have. Once you have been tagged, you have to tag your friends that you think are the "BESTEST" (including the one who sent it to You) and let them know how you feel! if you recieve: ----------------- 1 - 3 ( Way to go, you actually have friends! ) 4 - 6 ( You're an all around good friend! ) 7 - 12 ( Your friends absolutly adore you!!! ) Click the above image to rate / rip / comment! Copy the code below and post to your friends You have been considered ONE of the "BESTEST FRIENDS" anyone could ever have. Once you have been tagged, you have to tag your friends that you think are the "BESTEST" (including the one who sent it to You) and let them know how you feel!if you recieve:-----------------1 - 3 ( Way to go, you actually have friends! )4 - 6 ( You're an all around good friend! )7 - 12 ( Your friends absolutly adore you!!! )Click the above image to rate / rip / comment!

The 6 Best Smart Ass Answers Of 2007
SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on American Airlines. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." SMART ASS ANSWER #4 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." SMART ASS ANSWER #3 The cop got out of his car

Best Ever...
For those who know me..You know that I am in the military. This June I was looking at having to retire from something that I have truly enjoyed doing for 24 years. The Navy has something that they call(HYT) High Year Tenure. Twenty four years is the maximum amount of time that a Chief Petty Officer can stay around in the Reserves. Well today I received the BEST Valentines Day present that one could ever get. And it was not flowers or candy.The Administration Department of my Reserve Det sent me an email. It was the Navy saying that I can stay in until February 2011. You could have knocked me over with a feather. A very small feather at that! Next project is to buy a house and finish up my Seabee Combat Warfare pin..... And also put a star on the top of my anchor (Senior Chief)!!! Did I say that I LOVE what I do in the Navy ?!?!

Best Bod Contest
I AM HOLDING MY FIRST CONTEST. ALL WELCOME TO ENTER. CONTEST WILL BE STARTING FEBRUARY 23, 2007 AT MIDNIGHT (EST). THE CONTEST WILL RUN FOR 2 WEEKS AND END ON MARCH 8, 2008 AT MIDNIGHT (EST). THE THEME OF THE CONTEST IS BEST BOD. IF YOU THINK YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO TAKE THE HONOR, GIVE IT A SHOT. IT IS FREE TO ENTER AND THE TOP GIRL AND TOP GUY AT THE END WILL RECIEVE 50,000 FU-BUCKS. PRIVATE MESSAGE ME WITH A LINK TO THE PICTURE YOU WANT ENTERED INTO THE CONTEST AND BE SURE IT IS A PIC THAT I CAN RIP TO THE FOLDER FOR THE CONTEST. I AM NOT GOING TO DEAL WITH DRAMA SO IF YOU ARE ONE PRONE TO START IT, GO ELSEWHERE. IF THERE IS ANY DRAMA THE PERSON OR PERSONS INVOLVED, WHETHER IT BE CONTESTANTS OR THE PEOPLE HELPING OUT, CONTESTANTS WILL BE REMOVED AND BLOCKED AND OTHERS WILL BE BLOCKED. CLICK THE LINK BELOW TO GO TO MY PROFILE AND ENTER. HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL THERE. MotoXgurl*69~~"Disciple of Envy of the Se7en Sins"@ fubar

Best Friend Show Love!
Hi friends! I finally got my best friend to join Fubar but she is intimidated with all the stuff to do! So all I ask friends & fans is that you stop by her page and show her some love! Show her that Fubar is fun and friendly! She may take a few gettin back to all of you but bear with her, she is just learning this site! You remember how confusing it was to you once upon a time.. lol Thanks all! Here she is... Spank that page! Not much to do since she hasn't figured out uploading more pics yet.. lol (Sorry Billie had to pick on ya) lol billie jo@ fubar

Best Of You By Foo Fighters
I've got another confession to make I'm your fool Everyone's got their chains to break Holdin' you Were you born to resist or be abused? Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you? Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you? Are you gone and onto someone new? I needed somewhere to hang my head Without your noose You gave me something that I didn't have But had no use I was too weak to give in Too strong to lose My heart is under arrest again But I break loose My head is giving me life or death But I can't choose I swear I'll never give in I refuse Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you? Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you? Has someone taken your faith? Its real, the pain you feel You trust, you must Confess Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you? Oh... Oh...Oh...Oh...Oh... Has someone taken your faith? Its real, the pain yo

Best Graphic Contest
I am hosting a contest and am looking for participants. Lets see who can come up with "BEST GRAPHIC". This can be a graphic of your choice as long as it is Not NSFW. It can be animated, dark, light, a tribute just as long as you use your imagination. Contest will begin as soon as I have 10 or more contestants.It will be a 10 day contest. PRIZES: Prizes will be given out once everything is tallied. All picture rates equal 10 comments. Most Comments Win!! 1st place: 3 month vip or a 30 day blast 2nd place: 1 month vip or 7 day blast 3rd place: 1 day blast and a ticker RULES: 1. Will not deal with all the fighting and bickering we are all adults. If you create drama you will be removed from contest immediately! 2. NO NSFW Photos Allowed! 3.Self Commenting is allowed! Please contact me ASAP if you want to join the contest! CHELLE__ Co-Founder Fu Krew@ fubar

A Bestoyed Love
I look into your eyes and I melt I feel your body against mine and I feel your passion flow from you to me I feel your lips on mine and I lock into your stare and I melt into our embrace I feel your heart beat threw our sweaty bodies your passion, my passion becomes one for an instant you tell me your here for me and that here is my warm embrace is where you want to be forever then I turn away for a moment then you run away and I am bestoyed heartache from lyes and you have told me the same stories that I have heard so many times but I lay here in our bed and now your gone and I must be alone I await your warm embrace once more knowing your betrail and knowing how you run from our love

The Best Word Ever!
So last night as I was driving home from work I heard this song, and as I was listening I heard the most awesome word...EVILUTION! I love that word! I know its not all that unique or anything. I just thought it was awesome..;)

Bestest Friends
Bestest Friend Hey you – such a Putz, Blond hair – plain speaking. Bestest friends – free to choose, Four leaf clover she’s seeking. Bruised legs – pouting lips, Blue eyes each a smile. Turbulent – impulsive – spirited, Embracing each heart’s life trial. Ivory teeth - scarred up knees, Smoldering eye’s soon afire, Turn the head – not to kiss, Angel in sports attire. Bat the ball – ride the bike, Paddling every which way. Princess jock’s found lost love, And a mother’s love day to day Poet

Best Lounge On Fubar
I have been honored to become a staff member of the DRAGONS LAYER LOUNGE....you cant miss this...live DJ's many new things comming that other lounges just dont have....if you want to chill and talk where everyone knows your name..then this is the place for you...grab a drink come on in...join up and be part of the family.....look forward to seeing you in the DRAGONS LAYER....http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=55203

The Best Job
As he stood outside the store watching her, he watched her move swiftly, but with such beauty and poise. He watched her full rounded asscheeks as he pretended to be watching the puppies. He was planning his next move. Finally, he enteres the store and walks up to her and asks her if she'd like to grab a cup of coffee when her shift was over with. She agreed. After they got coffee, he asked her where she'd like to go. She simply said, "your place." Those simple words got his heart pumping faster. They were both silent as he drove, her fingers running up and down her thighs, acting like he wouldn't notice her beautiful legs. He turned onto his street and suddenly her fingers are on HIS thighs slowly inching their way up to his crotch. Fumbling for his keys and unlocking the door, he finally gets it open. He leads her down the hall kissing her the entire way. Once in the bedroom, she takes complete control. In one swift movement, she has his belt unbuckled and his pants undown. She

Best Friend Day
"""""GOD *.*.*.OPENED * ...*.*. THE WINDOWS * * .* *.*.*.* OF HEAVEN .*) .*) *.*.*LOOKED AT ME . (... *.*.*.**.*.*.*AND ASKED, ..*(...) .*.*.*.*.* **.*. *WHAT IS YOUR * ....(...) * . * . * .* *DREAM * .*.. *....* (...) * .*FOR .. *..(...). *....* .*TODAY? .* ... *.... * *. * . * .**I . * . * . . * . *.*. * . **ANSWERED: __00000___00000 *.*. * .* .*GOD, _0000000_0000000. * . * .*TAKE _0000 OOOO 00000. * . * .*CARE __0000000000000 * . ** .*OF THE ___00000000000 * . *. * . * .*PERSON _____0000000 * . *. * . ** *.*THAT _______000 * . *. * * * .*.*IS ________0* . * .. ** .. * .*.*READING . * .. ** .. * . * . * .* . *.*THIS . * . (.. *** /) * .*.*.*MESSAGE, * . * ( ..(_)/ ) * * .BECAUSE * . * (_ /|.. _) . *.* THIS PERSON IS * . * . /___.. * . .* .*SO . * . * . * . . * *SPECIAL! T0DAY IS BEST FRIEND DAY SEND THIS T0 ALL Y0UR FRIENDS & BACK TO ME, IF I AM 1. IF Y0U GET 7 BACK...Y0U ARE L0VED! 1-3 = Y0U ARE A BAD FRIEND..."

Best Friends
This poem Is about and for Shazzy and Courtney 2 very best friends.They are there through thick and thin. Best friends Best friends through the end,your loved and kindness never ends.For support you are second to none,for you two never stopped till the end Is done. Truly devoted to each other well being and happiness.Never giving up even when life Is at It's darkest your light shines through bringing your feel of warmth to cleared away the mist.For true friends are worth their weight In gold,for they will never let you down.And they will never lose their value to you as the yrs passes by.So hold your friends close to your heart and never let them down,for without friends you are truly lost to the world.

Best Music Festival Ever!!!!
Best Music Festival Ever!!!!!!! Current mood: excited Dual tickets to Freelyfest and sister festival Something Fantastic are available NOW. Purchase one ticket to BOTH festivals. Ticket price includes entry and camping at both Freelyfest and Something Fantastic! Go HERE to get yours. There are only 100 available! Bands at Freelyfest & Something Fantastic: Jakob Freely & the Mixtape Bandits The Spikedrivers Papadosio The Werks Boogie Matrix Mechanism Andy Shaw Band The Floorwalkers Lewis Copeland Fuzzy Samuels Shrug Zac McFadden & the SEB Jovial Flow Colin John & Cliff Starbuck Hooked on Tonics 20 Minutes to Park Thomas Dirk Trio Rhythm Stitches Pup the Rabbit Ghostfarm The Wooley Lemons And 5 Makes 20 The Goods *regular Freelyfest tickets will go on sale April 1st. More info about the DUAL ticket presale at JakobFreely.com/presale

The Best Kind Of Friend...
The Best Kind Of Friend… Is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, Never say a word, and then walk away Feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, But it's also true that we don't know What we've been missing until it arrives. Giving someone all your love Is never an assurance that they'll love you back! Don't expect love in return; Just wait for it to grow in their heart But if it doesn't, be content it grew in yours. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, An hour to like someone, And a day to love someone, But it takes a lifetime to forget someone. Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile Because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Find the one that makes your heart smile. May you have Enough happiness to make you sweet, Enough trials to make you strong,

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A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them. After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight. When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side. When he was close enough, he called out, "Excuse me, where are we?" "This is Heaven, sir," the man answered. "Wow! Would you happen to have some water?" the man asked. "Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought right up." The

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John 3:16 A little boy was selling newspapers on the corner, the people were in and out of the cold. The little boy was so cold that he wasn't trying to sell many papers. He walked up to a policeman and said, 'Mister, you wouldn't happen to know where a poor boy could find a warm place to sleep tonight would you? You see, I sleep in a box up around the corner there and down the alley and it's awful cold in there for tonight. Sure would be nice to have a warm place to stay.' The policeman looked down at the little boy and said, 'You go down the street to that big white house and you knock on the door. When they come out the door you just say John 3:16, and they will let you in.' So he did. He walked up the steps and knocked on the door, and a lady answered. He looked up and said, 'John 3:16.' The lady said, 'Come on in, Son.' She took him in and she sat him down in a split bottom rocker in front of a great big old fireplace, and she went off. T

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Someone I can talk to Someone I can trust. Someone who will be there When my relationships rust. Someone who will save me, When everything goes wrong. Someone who will comfort me And help me to be strong. Someone who listens At any time of day. Someone who will brighten Any sky that’s gray. Someone who will always Want to be my friend. Someone who will fight for me, Until the bitter end. Someone who will cry with me Whenever I am sad. Someone who will laugh with me Whenever I am glad. Someone who will understand My every weird emotion. Someone who will always be At my side with their devotion. Someone who will always think Of me before themselves. Someone who will care for me And put their own worries onto shelves. Someone who will always let Me act like the true me. Someone who will always be Just like I want to be Someone who will always remain Incredibly beautiful and true- Someone who is my best friend. Someone just like you.

Best Feeling In The World
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POSSIBLY THE BEST BLONDE JOKE EVER A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that, they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more. 'I'm sorry,' says the pharmacist, 'We don't have any.' 'But, I always buy it here,' says the blonde . 'Do you have the container that it came in?' asks the pharmacist. 'Yes,' said the blonde , 'I'll go home and get it.' She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, 'This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.' Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container ... (Are you ready for this one!?) 'TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM.

The Best Piece Of Advice To Date
Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '05.....Wear Sunscreen If I could offer you only tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience...I will dispense this advice now. Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; Oh nevermind; you will not understand the power of beauty of your youth until they have faded. But trust me, in 20 years you'll look back at the photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked...You're not as fat as you imagine. Don't worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday. Do one thing that everyda

Best Stuff On Earth!
I am dedicating this blog to my friend Melanie.....I know how you love you some tunafish......NOT!...lol....Not fair to love the trout so much and not the tunafish!(the trout is a troutlike looking pillow)....So in your honor I am making the biggest tuna salad sandwich ever babes!............lol:P....without further ado I am off to enjoy my tasty lunch!:P

Best Wishes
I dont understand how could you do this to me you said you were my friend so how could this be you used to say you loved me you used to say you cared I guess it was a lie because now you are there to take everything we had and throw it all away what the fuck is your problem cant you be a real man and stay and you dont say shit to me you said you were my friend you aint what you used to be the friendship I thought we had a real friend is someone whos there to the end but now I see youve made your decision and chose him over me where is the friendship I thought we had you as a friend wasnt meant to be

The Best And The Baddest
What can I say? He's an Amazing Man, and an Amazing Friend! Sarge's Bad Girls If you don't know him already,...where have you been? Living in a box? Just playin' If you don't know him already, YOU SHOULD! So Rate, Fan, Add, Perv, Crush and Bling him! Tell Him Blue Eyed Brat Sent Ya! Being Brought To You By: Blue Eyed Brat ™SBG™Bedrock Mafia Member™Owned By Sarge , Kevin ,Hjnapplegate & linda (repost of original by 'Blue Eyed Brat ™SBG™Bedrock Mafia Member™Owned By Sarge , Kevin ,Hjnapplegate, linda, sixtyninemu' on '2008-11-05 08:19:33')

The Best Message Ive Ever Received From A Man!...lol
I RECEIVED THIS MESSAGE FROM A MAN WHO LATER BECAME A REALLY GREAT FRIEND....NEVER MET THE MAN PERSONALLY...(IT WAS ON ANOTHER SITE)BUT I SAVED THIS..I THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY COOL!...LOL 10 reasons Body: Hi gorgeous Here are 10 reasons why you and I should get to know each other: 1. I am tall, dark and handsome. 2. I am polite 3. I am intelligent 4. I am sexy 5. I know how to treat a lady 6. I am sensitive to other people's feelings 7. I know Shakespeare 8. I am romantic 9. I am generous 10. And I am dying to know you. Ashraf

Best Friend
Puff Daddy - Best Friend Lyrics "Best Friend"(feat. Mario Winans) [Puffy (Mario)] I've seen a lot of things in my life Alot of ups and downs Made alot of mistakes No matter what, you've always been by my side You've always been my best friend You're the love of my life (Oh) You're everything to me (Oh) You never left my side (You're my best friend) I love you so much (Yes, you are) You're my best friend [Puffy] Since the beginning of time All you did was bless men Too young to understand but now you my best friend How could they doubt you, never think about you Don't they know nothing's possible without you Faith without fear that's how they raised me Words of man kill but never phase me Grateful for wisdom that you gave me But still I'm like, dear God I wonder, could you save me? Too much sinning, gotta be more than plush living Gotta be more than grabbing nines to buck tin in Gotta be more than just to lust women Gotta be more than platinum Rolexes

Best Breast Contest
Starting 11-30-08 I will be holding a best breast contest open to any members of dirty little secrets lounge . The contest will run for 1 week ( dec 6th ). The winner will get a 1 month vip . Participants will be judged by 6 judges 3 men and 3 women . Ladies remember bigger isnt always the best . So breast of all sizes are welcome to join and have an equal chance of winning . Contest rules 1 . participant must be at least 18 years old at time picture was taken . 2. must be a member of dirty little secrets lounge . Even though this is not being put on by dls . and does not reflect anything on the lounge . 3. judges have final say . winner will recieve a 1 month vip from me . To enter you just have to add me to your friends list and send a message saying you want in the contest .or you can comment on this blog and say your in . Good luck to all that enter .

Best Night Ever, And No Sex Involved!
Memories of last night...... *Scott turning my dry erase calendar into "scotts month" with every day being under the date of "32". *Scott playing beer bottle bowling in the kitchen. *Scott moving the recliner infront of the computer. *Cody insisting he was my mother and scott was my father and that they were in a loveless marriage. *Scotts quote "Dude, he's out there bitching at me to come in here and yell at my daughter, he's almost got me convinced he's my wife" *Cody and Scott claiming that Scott was God and Cody was Jesus. Me:Wow how is your wife your son? Scott: I'm a man of many miracles *Got Scott to hug me twice. *Cody and Scott lifting up their shirts and pulling their pants slightly down. omg. *drools* *Cody making up the word "VAMBI" for vampire bisexuals. *Making Scott mac n cheese at 3:45am *Waking Scott up at 7am, then when he hears the sink running he screams "HOW THE HELL IS YOUR WATER AWAKE RIGHT NOW?!" *Cody shaking the hell out of me to wake me up thi

Best Place To Vent?!?!
UGHH!!!! First of all...for those of you who don't know... I'm a horticultural technician AKA "the plant lady" I maintain plants in biz, banks, hotels etc etc... that's my "trade"...I do the floral design thingy on the side...makes me extra dough n stuff. Anywho, today just set me off everything seemed to rub me the wrong way...bad...very very bad... Things that piss me off but I can usually overlook but couldn't today because I'm PMS'n or some shit... 1. Locked offices with plants in them... COME ON PEOPLE YOU KNOW WHAT DAY I FUCKIN COME YOU LOVE YOUR PLANT YOU SAY BUT HOW THE HELL CAN I SERVICE IT IF YOU'RE NOT IN THE OFFICE AND IT'S LOCKED?!?!?! 2. Custodial staff or Assistants that take it upon themselves to water my plants... HELLO MORON YOU HIRED MY ASS TO COME IN AND TAKE CARE OF THEM...LEAVE ...THEM...THE ..FUCK...ALONE!!! 3. Throwing trash in my plants...this irks me the most...COME ON FUCKFACE...DOES MY LIVING PLANT LOOK LIKE A GARBAGE CAN?!?!?! I'm sure ther

Best Quote Of The Day!!!
FBI Special Agent In-Charge Robert Grant also spoke, expressing disgust over the governor's alleged conduct. "If (Illinois) isn't the most corrupt state in the United States, it's certainly one hell of a competitor," Grant said. HELLO!!! No other city has more dead people voting but Chicago! OMG! What a freakin' idiot! hahahahaha Guess the former Gov. Ryan can move over and share his cell. Hey! Maybe Patty can write the President and ask him to pardon him! LOL

Best Divorce Letter Ever
Dear wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you are cheating on me or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case, I'm gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! Dear Ex-Husband, Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I w

Best Of My Boobies
Best of Boobies This set is for all you bobbie men. It is by special request. I have taken the boobie pictures out of most of my other sets and put them ALL in one set. There are close ups and more of my boobies. There are around 100 pictures in this set. There are over 6100 pictures and 51 video clips in the member's SEXtion. I have 24 videos and 2 more coming this week, "Wiggle and Jiggle" and "Sexy BBW Plays with Ms. Beaver" If there is a certain set you would like to see me do please email me with it. I will do my best to get it up for you. XOXO Love XOXO Exotic Flame -- Hugs and Kisses Exotic Flame http://www.southern-charms4.com/exoticflame/main.htm

The Best Bbw's On The Planet!!
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The Best Gift Ever!!!
In the United States: More than 100,300 people are waiting for an organ transplant. On average, 18 people die each day waiting for a transplant (nearly 6,700 people in 2007). Every 12 minutes a new name is added to the national waiting list. Only one out of four people on the organ transplant waiting list actually receive organs. Number of Michigan Residents Waiting for: Kidneys............2,504 Heart.................70 Lung..................58 Liver................304 Kidney/Liver..........13 Kidney/Heart...........1 Pancreas..............25 Kidney/Pancreas.......63 Total..............3,038 These numbers represent people - family, friends and neighbors. OUR family...OUR friends...OUR neighbors...US! While we're all bustling through the department stores and complaining about the lines and the cold and about all the people in our lives that don't really deserve presents, I'd like you to stop for a moment and think about those people who don't have that

Best Of You
Foo FightersBest Of You Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com Best Of You I've got another confession to make I'm your fool Everyone's got their chains to break Holdin' you Were you born to resist or be abused? Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you? Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you? Are you gone and onto someone new? I needed somewhere to hang my head Without your noose You gave me something that I didn't have But had no use I was too weak to give in Too strong to lose My heart is under arrest again But I break loose My head is giving me life or death But I can't choose I swear I'll never give in I refuse Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you? Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you? Has someone taken your faith? Its real, the pain you feel You trust, you must Confess Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you? Oh...

Bestiality Laws
Wheres every from? I need to plan a trip VAR - Verification of information. Most state/countries laws are only located in that states/countries local libraries. So only some laws have been confirmed through research. Others are given by word of mouth and some have not been researched at all. C = Confirmed and verifyed laws. W = laws given by word of mouth (or computer) - = Laws not known. LAW - Is their a specific law against bestiality in that state/country. NONE = No specific law found against bestiality YES = Law found regarding bestiality. SN - Statute Number. If a law has been found this is the state/country's statute number it was found under. PEN - Penalty classification for violating the law. This may vary between states/countries. PT = Prison time STATE/COUNTRY VAR LAW SN PEN USA LAWS Alabama: C YES Code of Ala. @13A-6-63 "sodomy in the 1st deg

Best Out-of-office Automatic Email Replies
BEST OUT-OF-OFFICE AUTOMATIC E-MAIL REPLIES 1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood. 2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all. 3. Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team. 4. I will be unable to delete all the e-mails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received. 5. Thank you for your e-mail. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message. 6. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again. (The beauty

Best Christmas Ever
This Christmas is turning out the best in years, I have to be the luckiest man in at least Colorado. I'm sure you are asking why, well there are especially 2 the first I have my daughter with me for the holidays, and the Second well to tell all the ladies I'm fully taken off the market, well yes I had a girlfriend but now is not just my girlfriend but my fiance and yes you saw that rite my Fiance, YES I'M ENGAGED. To the best lady ever Stephany is her name if I had not said anything in the past. I got her a beautiful heart shaped diamond rind .35 carrots to be exact on a platinum band. If you want to see a pic at least let me know. And my daughter totally aproves which is awesome.

The Best Night Of My Life!!!!
FOR THOSE THAT ARE IN OKLAHOMA CITY LIKE ME AND DIDNT MAKE IT TO DARNELL JACKSON'S CELEBRITY PLATINUM PARTY LET ME TELL YOU WHAT WENT DOWN. SIT DOWN IF YOU GOT A MINUTE. I SHOWED TO THE SPOT AND WAS ON VIP BECAUSE MY COUSIN IS DARNELL JACKSON. WENT TO THE 20TH FLOOR TO GO TO THE PARTY. COME OFF THE ELEVATOR AND THERE WAS NOTHING BUT GROUPS OF WOMEN AROUND. IT WAS SO SO NICE!!!! SO, I DECIDED AFTER BEING THERE FOR AN HOUR TO GO BACK DOWN STAIRS TO SMOKE A CIG. AS SOON AS I GOT OFF THE ELEVATOR THERE WAS MY COUSIN AND BEN WALLACE. I STOOD RIGHT NEXT TO HIM AND GAVE A BIG UP TO CUZO DARNELL. GAVE A WASSUP TO BEN TOO WHICH WAS REALLY AWESOME!!!! BEN WALLACE DOGG CMON!!!!! PLUS MY CUZO DARNELL. IT WAS SO CLASSIC. I SAW 3 OTHER PLAYERS AT THE SPOT. THEY WAS SOME COOL DUDES. BUT THE ULTIMATE HAPPEN. THE ENVITABLE HAPPENED...I SHOOK HANDS WITH LEBRON JAMES TWICE!!!!!!! WITH SEEING ALL THE FLYEST WOMEN IN MY CITY, SEEING MY CUZO WITH BEN WALLACE, AND SHAKING HANDS WITH LEBRON JAMES IS T

Best Friends Forever,or My New B.f.f.
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they are not so good and sympathizes with your problems when they are not so bad. Yesterday brought the beginning, tomorrow brings the end, and somewhere in the middle we became the best of friends. A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails. Friendship isn't a big thing-- it's a million little things. If your alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. But anytime you need a friend I will just be me. A friend is the one who comes in when the whole world has gone out. Friends are kisses blown to us by angels. It is the friends you can call up at 4:00 A.M. that matter. A true friend reaches for your hand and touches your heart. A friend accepts us for what we are yet helps us to be what we should.

Best Christmas Ever
In September 1960, I woke up one morning with six hungry babies and just 75 cents in my pocket. Their father was gone. The boys ranged from three months to seven years; their sister was two. Their Dad had never been much more than a presence they feared. Whenever they heard his tires crunch on the gravel driveway they would scramble to hide under their beds. He did manage to leave $15 a week to buy groceries. Now that he had decided to leave, there would be no more beatings, but no food either. If there was a welfare system in effect in southern Indiana at that time, I certainly knew nothing about it. I scrubbed the kids until they looked brand new and then put on my best homemade dress, loaded them into the rusty old 51 Chevy and drove off to find a job. The seven of us went to every factory, store and restaurant in our small town. No luck. The kids stayed crammed into the car and tried to be quiet while I tried to convince who ever would listen that I was willing t

Best Little Whore In Wyoming
Ok everyone, time for me to call on your services once more. My good friend Stacy had some issues with fubar and was left with no other choice but to commit fuicide and start over fresh today. She's the sweetest little whore you'll ever meet and if you ever get to hear her voice you'll totally fall in love with her! She's fucking green!! She's only a level 8 and she was almost to fu-king before she started over! Everyone go rate the shit out of her and give her lots of love. I'm sure she'd appreciate some bling and VIP but all I'm asking for is a few rates and fans for her :P (By the way, 1's make her wet) Here is her clicky: stace@ fubar Now get to work!

Best Christmas Cake Ever
1 cup of butter 1 cup of water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1tsp. salt 1 cup of brown sugar 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit lemon juice to taste 1 bottle of Jose Cuervo Tequila Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it’s best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK. Try another cup, just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Curevo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. All onetabl

The Best Of Intentions
I had big plans for our future Said I'd give you the whole world somehow I tried making good on that promise Thought I'd be so much further by now Never could build you a castle Even though you're the queen of my heart But I've had the best of intentions from the start Now some people think I'm a loser Cause I seldom get things right But you make me feel like a winner When you wrap me in your arms so tight Please tell me you will remember No matter how much I do wrong That I had the best of intentions all along I'd give you a ring and I promised you things I always thought we'd do But my best laid plan slipped right through my hands To show my love for you And if you could read my heart Then you'd know without exception It was all with the best of intentions I gave you a ring and I promised you things I always thought we'd do But my best laid plan slipped right through my hands To show my love for you And if you could read my heart Then you'd know withou

Best Friends And Material Things
A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying, and that his faithful dog had been dead for many years. He wondered where the road was leading them. After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble. As he reached the wall, he saw a magnificent gate in the arch, and the street that led to the gate made from pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side. When he was close enough, he called out, "Excuse me, where are we?" "This is heaven, sir," the man answered. "Wow! Would you happen to have some water? We have traveled far," the man said. "Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought right up." The man gestured, and the gate began to open. "Can my friend," gesturing toward his dog, "come in, too?" the traveler asked. "I'm so

Best And Worst Of 2008
This is my subjective list of Best/Worst of 2008. I dunno if it's going to be an annual thing or what. But for all it's wonderful flaws and fuck ups, here it is: The best Christmas present I received this year was from my friend in Pennsylvania. She had gave me a zombie plush toy that you can rip off the arms, legs, head, and brains. She even helped me name him: Leroy The Homosexual Zombie. And in her package, I got a spork AND cookies! AWESOME! Worst Christmas present: not spending it with someone (family doesn't count). The best album of the year is Tiltwheel's Hair Brained Scheme Adicts. An oldie - no doubt; but nice raw pop-punk sounds that reinforces in my mind why I love this sub-genre of punk. Catchy hooks, emotion-filled lyrics, fast drumming, not the best guitar work, and most importantly sounds great LOUD! But my best purchases: Off With Their Heads "From The Bottom" and Terror's "The Damned, The Shamed". Worst purchase: Dillinger Four's "Civil War." Their musi

Best
The best of both worlds, Not living Not dead Unconscious; Breathing ever so lightly, Isn't it wonderful, Floating in a world all your own. Never to share Your asleep, Warm and cozy, In your fluffy bed of air.

Bestfriends
if you think all men are the same listen up....your wrong....i know a great guy who is a great friend and that's all we are....i know what your thinking...no i'm not inlove with him....i just talk to him when i need a friend and he's always thier...i met him and in a few days he's become my bestfriend...so to all of you out thier who think thier all the same...you''ll find a bestfriend just like mine!!!!

Best Sexual Position Ever?
So, what is the best position...standard missionary..ZZZzzzz, doggie.....hmmm. girls legs up in air etc etc Put your view to the blog, lets see what everyone comes up with. plenty of positions in the kama sutra and plenty more to create. so lets hear it...

The Best Song Ever!!!!!!
If you haven't heard it, YouTube it or check my stash! :) 3.14 Apple Pi - Bo Burnham Yo i dont got bros, dont hang on the streets i dont beat my hos, i only beat my meat. Dont womanize cause you no its true that when you look in their eyes you see their people too Mother effin suffrage! Mother effin suffrage! You know im a gangsta, you know i do coke, but i had to go to diet, cause it burnt my throat. Ive been doin drive-bys all of my life, cept the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike. the car is my bike. 3.14 apple pi, i whip it out, clean it off, and stick it in her eye. and by "it" i mean contact lens 3.14 apple pi, I got rhymes and flows that make Hitler cry. George Bush wont he just yell and rant but hes a presiDONT who ameriCANT I spit gangsta hymns, cause i'm a gangsta straight, I think of 20 inch rims when i masterbate. We're gonna be late, theres no time to waste, cause the girls that i date, have a particular taste. the taste of my wei

Best Friends
It's something I would wish upon anyone person in this world. To have a best friend is to have a confidant. Someone to always trust, fall upon when you're down and stand up beside you when you're not. I've been fortunate enough to have that one person who knows me in my soul and has seem to know me my whole life. Jaime and I met in the third grade. We were both nine years old. In the middle of my third grade year my mom moved us again. It was the second school I had to attend that year and I was nervous as I always was when I had to start all over. Making friends was never easy for me. I often felt anxious and nervous and kept to myself most the time. Kids are mean and not very welcoming unless, of course, they're the underdogs of the crowd, the picked upon and the akward. I always tended to gravitate to those less fortunate in friends and social status. It was less intimidating to strike up a conversation in class or on the playground with the picked on kids rather

Best Divorce Letter
EverDear wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw.Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.Your EX-Husband P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! Dear Ex-Husband Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from

The Best Red On Fubar
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The Best Concert Ever
hey . i'm back from auburn hills .i went there to see slipknot show at the palace in auburn hills .it was the most eye catching and the best show i have ever been to in my life :) . i was thinking here i am with other maggots seening metal gods in action it blew me away my head and neck hurt and i cant talk from all the screaming i did lol but it's so fucking worth it . the opening acts where killer . coheed and cambria and trivium they kicked asss . my emotions where all over the place lol . when i found out that slipknot was going to be touring in areas in us i had to see them because i knew if i would have not gotten tickets to this tour i would have been sitting at home upset knowing i was going to be missing out on watching greatness . i'm so happy to have seen them . nothing can spoil this feeling i have right now . if you got tickets to see them then your really in for a hell of a show stay (sic) nicole

The Best Of Friends
The best of friends, Can change a frown, Into a smile, when you feel down. The best of friends, Will understand, Your little trials, And lend a hand. The best of friends, Will always share, Your secret dreams, Because they care. The best of friends, Worth more than gold, Give all the love, A heart can hold.

Be Strong.... Lol
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you. " To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Best Buy Warning!!!! Not The Best Buy After All!!!!!
I recently have come to find that Best Buy charges a restocking fee if you didn't like your purchase (15%). At one time I gave Best Buy gift cards at Christmas and always went there to buy what ever I needed. But after wanting to charge me for walking through their store and a snotty store manager not wanting do any thing to make a good customer happy they have lost all my business and I hope yours to!! It seems they have gotten circuit city-itus at a time when they have quite a few competitors (Wal-Mart, hhgreg, the entire internet). We all see what happened to circuit city when they got a big head. new competitors came along squashed them I guess I should have bought my camera at wal-mart for $5 less, but no I had stick with loyalty that was built up over former good customer service So I guess I will plug the big evil Wal-Mart. Look says right there on their web site, no restocking fees.

Best Comment Ever
I just woke up a little while ago & my husband had taken my oldest son grocery shopping with him so I could sleep. (My youngest is still sleeping.) He also left this wonderful comment on my page: you have gotta know that i never leave comments so when i leave ya one it must mean something and ill tell ya what it means. Your my world, My life, My everything and its been a long 7 years and i wouldnt change it for the world. Every day im amazed by your beauty, Your strength, And the love you give me. I LOVE YOU BABY I know there's a lot of bah hum bug it's a commercial holiday people out there, but last night was the first Valentine's Day we actually celebrated ALONE & I loved it! (Yes I know yesterday wasn't V-Day, but I have to work today, so it was for me.) I hope everyone has a good day & hopefully you all have someone who loves you as much as he loves me. XO

Best Traffic Accident Ever
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