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Billy Talent-red Flag
(Chorus x2) Cast off the crutch that kills the pain, The red flag wavin' never meant the same, The kids of tomorrow don't need today, When they live in the Sins of Yesterday. Well I've never seen us act like this, Our only hope is in minds of kids, And they'll show us a thing or two. Our only weapons are the guns of youth, It's only time before they tighten the noose, And then the hunt will be on for you. We dont need them (Music break 10 Seconds) (Chorus x2) Cast off the crutch that kills the pain, The red flag wavin never meant the same, The kids of tomorrow don't need today, When they live in the Sins of Yesterday. Like the smallest bee packs a sting, Like the pawn checkmates a king, We'll attack at the crack of dawn. Build a ladder if there's a wall, Don't be afraid to slip and fall, Speak for yourself or they'll speak for you. We dont need them. (music break 10 seconds) (Chorus x2) Cast off the crutch that kills the pain, The red flag wa

Bill Of Rights You Got To Read Lmao
DON'T MESS WITH MOM My son came home from school one day, with a smirk upon his face. He decided he was smart enough, to put me in my place. "Guess what I learned in Civics Two, that's taught by Mr. Wright? It's all about the laws today, The 'Children's Bill of Rights.' It says I need not clean my room, don't have to cut my hair No one can tell me what to think, or speak, or what to wear. I have freedom from religion, and regardless what you say, I don't have to bow my head, and I sure don't have to pray. I can wear earrings if I want, and pierce my tongue & nose. I can read & watch just what I like, get tattoos from head to toe. And if you ever spank me, I'll charge you with a crime. I'll back up all my charges, with the marks on my behind. Don't you ever touch me, my body's only for my use, not for your hugs and kisses, that's just more child abuse. Don't preach about your morals, like your Mama did to you. That's nothing more than m

Bill Cosby Knows Best
NAACP Leaders Were Stunned to Here Bill Cosby Give this Speech. Can't Blame White People by Bill Cosby They're standing on the corner and they can't speak English. I can't even talk the way these people talk: Why you ain't, Where you is, What he drive, Where he stay, Where he work, Who you be... And I blamed the kid until I heard the mother talk. And then I heard the father talk. Everybody knows it's important to speak English... except these knuckleheads. Mushmouth is what they speak! You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth. In fact you will never get any kind of job making a decent living. People marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education, and now we've got these knuckleheads throwing that all away. The lower economic people are not holding up their end in this deal. These people are not parenting. They are buying things for kids. $500 sneakers for what? And they won't spend $200 for Hooked on Pho

Bill Of Rights
Subject: No bill of rights This is the way the bill of rights should have been written... The following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Kaye from GA. The guy should run for President... PREAMBLE We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some resemblance of justice, avoid any more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, and delusional. We hold these truths to be self-evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim that they require a Bill of No Rights. ARTICLE I. You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.

~~bill & Hill, And Throw In Al~~
Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in a plane crash. >> They\'re up in Heaven, and God\'s sitting on the great white throne. >> God addresses Al first. \"Al, what do you believe in?\" >> Al replies, \"Well, I believe I won that election, but that it >> was your Will that I did not serve. And I\'ve come to understand that now.\" >> God thinks for a second and says, \"Okay, very good. Come and >> sit at my left.\" >> God then addresses Bill. \"Bill, what do you believe in?\" >> Bill replies, \"I believe in forgiveness. I\'ve sinned, but I\'ve >> never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are >> held against me.\" >> God thinks for a second and says, \"You are forgiven, my son. >> Come and sit at my right.\" >> God then addresses Hillary. \"Hillary, what do you believe in?\" >>> \"I believe you\'re in my chair.\"

Bill Would Reinstate Unnecessary Gun Ban..gun Owners Unite!
On Feb. 14, U.S. Rep. Carolyn McCarthy, D-N.Y., introduced H.R. 1022, a bill with the stated purpose "to reauthorize the assault weapons ban, and for other purposes." What she means by "assault weapons ban" is the Clinton gun ban of 1994. Congress allowed the ban to expire in 2004 for multiple reasons, including the fact that federal, state and local law enforcement agency studies showed that guns affected by the ban had been used in only a small percentage of crime, before and after the ban was imposed. With the nation's murder rate 43 percent lower than in 1991, and the re-legalized guns still used in only a small percentage of crime, reauthorizing the Clinton gun ban would be objectionable enough. But McCarthy's "other purposes" would make matters even worse. H.R. 1022 would ban every gun banned by the Clinton ban, plus millions more guns, including: • Every gun made to comply with the Clinton ban. (The Clinton ban dictated the kinds of grips, stocks and attachments new gun

Bills Bills Bills (nsfw Because There Is Cursing)
Friday i had $90 now i have half that. This is really fucked. I need $154 to pay the bill and now i am 50 less than i need. FUCK! Now i have to borrow even more money to pay this fucking bill and i still have yet to hear from my employer to find out where and when i work. This is irritating!

~~bill At It Again~~
The Frog and Golf THIS IS HILARIOUS! DO NOT SAVE - PASS ON A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, Ribbit 9 Iron." The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh? The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog." The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks.. "Ribbit 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the m

Bill Paying
it's now time to play beat the clock with the bill payment. I have to beat them here and to the bill payment location so i can keep them from disconnecting my power. Only time will tell on this. And i also need money for transportation for work tomorrow if I am to show up to work tomorrow. This is truly a chaotic month. It will be less chaotic in about 2 weeks when i pay my bills and never put myself through this again. I just need to work on building discipline. I am far too old to be this irresponsible and careless.

Bill Has Health Problems
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. ''Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks." Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his

Bill Me Later...
What the White House Said the War Would Cost: Sept. 2002: $100 to $200 billion- White House economic adviser Lawrence Lindsey (fired 3 months later) Oct. 2002: "The cost of one bullet"- White House spokesman Ari Fleischer Feb. 2003: "Highly uncertain"- Deputy Secretary of Defense Paul Wolfowitz March 2003: "We'll let you know"- George W. Bush March 2003: "Not knowable"- Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld (before asking Congress for $62 billion two days later)

A Billion Is A Difficult Number To Comprehend
Even money she gets it next time you hear a politician use the word "billion" in a casual manner, think about whether you want the "politicians" spending your tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases. A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959. b. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. c. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. d. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. e. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it. While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans. It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division . Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans. Interesting number, what does it me

Bill Clinton
Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua. But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow. "Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb. "No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton . This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days. He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!" One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog! As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator. As they jogged into the turn that would tak

Bill Cosby...
Can't Blame White People by Bill Cosby They're standing on the corner and they can't speak English. I can't even talk the way these people talk: Why you ain't, Where you is, What he drive, Where he stay, Where he work, Who you be... And I blamed the kid until I heard the mother talk. And then I heard the father talk Everybody knows it's important to speak English... except these knuckleheads. Mushmouth is what they speak!? You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth. In fact you will never get any kind of job making a decent living. People marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education, and now we've got these knuckleheads throwing that all away.? The lower economic people are not holding up their end in this deal. These people are not parenting. They are buying things for kids. $500 sneakers for what? And they won't spend $200 for Hooked on Phonics. I am talking about these people who cry when th

The Bill Itself
BILL ANALYSIS SENATE JUDICIARY COMMITTEE Senator Ellen M. Corbett, Chair 2007-2008 Regular Session SB 30 S Senator Simitian B As Introduced Hearing Date: March 13, 2007 3 Civil Code 0 BCP:jd SUBJECT Identity Information Protection Act of 2007 DESCRIPTION This bill would establis

Billions Of Years Ago
* The GodWorld is destroyed in a great war caused by the Old Gods' greatest weapon, Mageddon. The gods are killed, and the "Godwave" is unleashed on the universe. This creates forces in the universe (such as the Speed Force and the Metagene) that will allow certain superpowers to work. It also gives birth to new gods on planets all around the universe, including Earth. * Mageddon is imprisoned in a gravity sink on the outer curve of space-time. * The remains of Godworld form the planets Apokolips and New Genesis. * An experiment by Krona, a member of an immortal race of aliens from the planet Oa creates the Anti-Matter Universe; his people decide to atone for allowing this to happen by becoming the Guardians of the Universe. (52 Week 2) * c. 3,000,000,000 B.C. – The Oans split between females (the Zamarons) and males (the Oans). * The Guardians bind all the wild magic in the universe into the Starheart orb at the farthest reaches of space.

Bill And Hil
Hillary and Bill at a baseball game Bill and Hillary are at the Yankee season opener sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service agents directly behind them. One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill. At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head. The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was at the unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner on down to the bat boy. Bill hesitates...but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him the fans would love it! Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Okay, if that's what the people want." With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field. She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "I'll kill you! You @#$! &&&&&&&&*%$%**!!!.. The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up & down,

Billy Pittman R.i.p I Love You!
BILLY PITTMAN R.I.P Hi.. I had one of the most IMPORTANT people in my life die on March 19,2006. Billy Pittman. He died at 26 years old for no reason. He was involved in a Motorcycle accident. He wasn't wearing a helmet. He was at my youngest son's father's house earlier that day. Showing off his new bike. My youngest son's 6th birthday was the next day and he asked his Uncle Billy if he could ride it for his birthday. Billy told him no problem buddy I'll be there for your birthday I promise. Later that night he went to another of our mutual friends house. It was his birthday. So of course they were partying alot. Early that morning at 4:30am Billy set out to go home. NO ONE at the party stopped him. They didn't take his keys. They let him leave VERY intoxicated with beer and multiple drugs in his system. The Florida Highway Patrol said he had to been going over 150 mhp when he lost it. One of the witnesses said the front tire started shaking really bad and Billy tried so hard

Bill Of Rights
Lot of common sense in this!!!!!!! > > > > > > Subject: Fwd: Fw: kids bill of rights > > > > DON'T MESS WITH MOM > > > > The Childs Comments and Thoughts > > > > My son came home from school one day, > > with a smirk upon his face. > > He decided he was smart enough, > > to put me in my place. > > > > "Guess what I learned in Civics Two, > > that's taught by Mr. Wright? > > It's all about the laws today, > > The 'Children's Bill of Rights.' > > > > It says I need not clean my room, > > don't have to cut my hair > > No one can tell me what to think, > > or speak, or what to wear. > > > > I have freedom from religion, > > and regardless what you say, > > I don't have to bow my head, > > and I sure don't have to pray. > > > > I can wear earrings if I want, > > and pierce m

Bill Clinton
I Miss Bill Clinton It doesn't matter what party you belong to -- this is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton. "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President. Number 1 - He played the sax. Number 2 - He smoked weed. Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women. Even now? Look at him ... his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nation's most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water. Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada . When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one." The Clint

Bill Clinton The Asshole!!!!!
President Clinton and his national security team ignored several opportunities to capture Osama bin Laden and his terrorist associates, including one as late as last year. I know because I negotiated more than one of the opportunities. From 1996 to 1998, I opened unofficial channels between Sudan and the Clinton administration. I met with officials in both countries, including Clinton, U.S. National Security Advisor Samuel R. "Sandy" Berger and Sudan's president and intelligence chief. President Omar Hassan Ahmed Bashir, who wanted terrorism sanctions against Sudan lifted, offered the arrest and extradition of Bin Laden and detailed intelligence data about the global networks constructed by Egypt's Islamic Jihad, Iran's Hezbollah and the Palestinian Hamas. Among those in the networks were the two hijackers who piloted commercial airliners into the World Trade Center. The silence of the Clinton administration in responding to these offers was deafening. As an American Mus

Bill And Monica
by Dr. William Pierce What would I do without Bill Clinton in the White House to provide me with a non-stop source of material? Unfortunately, this latest escapade of his, involving not just another bimbo romp but also perjury, suborning of perjury, obstruction of justice, and a number of other felonies, may put my source behind bars for the next few years. When the Lewinsky story first broke and I saw the grim expressions on the faces of the newscasters, I thought, hey, they're worried that their boy is really in trouble this time. Bill Clinton has had the media covering for him so many times, and has gotten away with so many crimes, that he has fallen into the error of thinking he can get away with anything. I've talked with a number of people about the significance of Clinton's latest problem, and the opinions fall into two categories. First, there are those who don't want to see him go because they figure there's no one else who could do a better job of discrediting the wh

Bill, Monica, And Saddam
by Dr. William Pierce As we all watch the U.S. government deliberately move closer day by day to the war I predicted a year ago -- when Clinton appointed his all-Jewish foreign policy, national security, and defense team -- the question must come to many minds: Why do the American people permit this? Why do they vote for a government which clearly doesn't care at all about American interests? Why do they tolerate a government which plunges them into unnecessary wars? Well, of course, we already know part of the answer. An electorate which will put a creature like Bill Clinton into the White House twice clearly doesn't care much about American interests. All most of them care about is the size of their welfare checks. But there's more to the war mania in Washington than an irresponsible lumpen electorate. There is the conviction on the part of those pushing for war against Iraq that they can get away with it, that no one will call them to account for it, because the controlled med

Bill Maher Mocks Christianity And Catholics Again
~~I GET SO TIRED OF THESE SO CALLED ENTERTAINERS BASHING THE CHRISTIAN RELIGION, I KNOW THAT I AM NOT THE MOST RELIGIOUS PERSON (DO TELL) BUT AFTER ALL, OUR COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON CHRISTIAN PRINCIPLES AND NOT ON HOLLYWOOD GARBAGE AND THEIR SELF PROFESSED EXPERTS ON EVERYTHING!~~ BELOW IS THE LETTER I SENT OFF. I LIKVE THE PART OF ASKING THEM WHY THEY DO NOT MOCK THE MUSLIM'S? WHAT,,,, AND LOSE THEIR HEADS.....HUH?? ***MY LETTER** Dear Chairman Albrecht: I sincerely regret that Time-Warner, HBO and Bill Maher felt it necessary to attack Christianity in general and Catholics particularly. I find nothing humorous about Mr. Maher's comments demeaning Christians and Christ. Hopefully, in the future, you can use humor with more intelligence and less bigotry. Why don't you have him attack the muslim religion and you won't have to worry about if Bill will extend his contract! Go ahead, have him attack mohammad and islam. Be responsible and balanced, I doubt if you

Billy-bob
Billy-Bob was walking into town one day wearing nothing but his gun and his boots. Just as he began walking down Main Street he was confronted by the Sheriff. "Hey, Billy-Bob, ya mind if I ask you what you are doin' walkin' down Main Street wearin' nothin' but your gunbelt and boots?" "Well Sheriff, it's a long story." "I ain't going nowhere", said the Sheriff. "Well Sheriff, a couple hours ago I ran into Mary Lou in the saloon. We had ourselves a couple of drinks and then we started to feelin' kinda frisky and Mary Lou said, 'Why don't we go out to the barn?' So we did. Then we started getting real close and cuddin' and smoochin' and Mary Lou said, 'Why don't we go out back and go up to the top of the hill.' So we did." He continued, "We started cuddlin' and smoochin' some more and the next thing I know, Mary Lou had taken off all her clothes and she suggested that I do the same. So I did, all except my gunbelt and boots. Then Mary Lou laid down on the ground and spr

Billie Myers-kiss The Rain Lyrics
Heres the lyrics to Billie Myers song Kiss The Rain. Hello Can you hear me? Am I gettin' through to you? Hello Is it late there? There's a laughter on the line Are you sure you're there alone? Cause I'm Tryin' to explain Somethin's wrong Ya just don't sound the same Why don't you Why don't you Go outside Go outside Kiss the rain Whenever you need me Kiss the rain Whenever I'm gone, too long. If your lips Feel lonely and thirsty Kiss the rain And wait for the dawn. Keep in mind We're under the same sky And the nights As empty for me, as for you If ya feel You can't wait till morinin' Kiss the rain Kiss the rain Kiss the rain Hello Do you miss me? I hear you say you do But not the way I'm missin' you What's new? How's the weather? Is it stormy where you are? Cause you sound so close but it feels like you're so far Oh would it mean anything If you knew What I'm left imagining In my mind In my mind

Billy Talent - Surrender
Surrender by Billy Talent She reads a book from across the street, Waiting for someone that she'll never meet. Talk over coffee for an hour or two, She wonders why I'm always in a good mood. Killin' time before she struts her stuff, She needs support and I've become the crutch. She'll never know how much she means to me. I'd play the game but I'm the referee. Surrender every word, every thought every sound. Surrender every touch, every smile, every frown. Surrender all the pain we've endured until now. Surrender all the hope that I lost you have found. Surrender yourself to me. Even though I know what I'm lookin' for, She's got a brick wall behind her door. I'd travel time and confess to her, But I'm afraid she'd shoot the messenger. Surrender every word, every thought every sound. Surrender every touch, every smile, every frown. Surrender all the pain we've endured until now. Surrender all the hope that I lost you have found. Surrender yourself to me.

Billy Bob And Rufus
BILLY BOB AND RUFUS WORKED TOGETHER IN A KENTUCKY CLOTHING FACTORY; AND WHEN BOTH WERE LAID OFF, THEY WENT TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE TOGETHER WHEN ASKED HIS OCCUPATION, BILLY BOB SAID "PANTY STITCHER; I SEW ELASTIC INTO LADIES COTTON PANTIES." THE CLERK LOOKED UP "PANTY STITCHER" AND IT WAS LISTED AS UNSKILLED LABOR, SO SHE PUT HIM DOWN FOR $300 A WEEK UNEMPLOYMENT PAY. SHE ASKED RUFUS HIS OCCUPATION, AND HE SAID, "DIESEL FITTER," WHICH WAS LISTED AS A SKILLED JOB. SHE PUT HIM DOWN FOR $600 A WEEK. WHEN BILLY BOB FOUND OUT, HE WAS FURIOUS! HE STORMED BACK INTO THE OFFICE TO FIND OUT WHY HIS CO-WORKER GOT TWICE THE MONEY. THE CLERK EXPLAINED, "PANTY STITCHERS ARE UNSKILLED LABORERS, AND DIESEL FITTERS ARE SKILLED LABORERS." "WHAT SKILL?" YELLED BILLY BOB. "I SEW THE ELASTIC ON THE PANTIES, AND RUFUS PUTS 'EM OVER HIS HEAD AND SAYS, "DIESEL FITTER!!!!"

Billy Gilman - What's Forever For
I've been looking at people And how they change with the times And lately all I've been seeing are people Throwing love away and losing their minds Or maybe it's me that's gone crazy 'Cause I can't understand why All these people keep hurting each other When good love is so hard to come by So what's the glory in living Doesn't anybody ever stay together anymore And if love never lasts forever Tell me what's forever for I've been listening to people And they say love is the key And it's not my way to let them lead me astray It's only that I want to believe But I see love-hungry people Trying their best to survive While in their hands is a dying romance And they're not even trying to keep it alive So what's the glory in living Doesn't anybody ever stay together anymore And if love never lasts forever Tell me what's forever for And if love never lasts forever Tell me what's forever for

Billy Talent - Devil In A Midnight Mass
Devil In A Midnight Mass A devil in a midnight mass, He prayed behind stained glass A memory of Sunday class Resurrected from the past Hold your breath and count to four Pinky swears don't work no more Footsteps down the hallway floor Getting closer to my door I was alive but now I'm singing [Chorus:] Silent night for the rest of my life Silent night for the rest of my life Violent knight at the edge of your knife Guilty, guilty... won't make it right Silent night for the rest of my life Silent night at the edge of your knife (You're guilty!) A devil in a midnight mass, killed the boy inside the man. The holy water in his hands Can never wash away his sins Hold your breath and count to four Pinky swears don't work no more Put my trust in God that day Not the man that taught his way I was alive but now I'm singing [Chorus] [Whispered] Whisper, whisper, don't make a sound. Your bed is made and it's in the ground [x2] [Screamed] Whisper, whi

Bill And I Are Over!!!
I loved bill very very much!!! I just lost my grandmother this last week and just had her funeral on thursday..... I been devistated... i told bill tonight that someone else wanted me in the hopes he would fight for me but he didnt!!! Yeah i know that sounded like i am playing games but i am not!!!! i needed to hear that he needed meand still wanted me i guess i went about it the wrong way!!! The guy i said is in love with someone else..... bill has been online alot and never talked to me nor more i was hurt and was trying to see if he really loved me! he dont even want to be friends!!! I am not a evil woman i dont go around hurting people i am not like that!! yes i love bill yes i care but he dont want nothing to do with me.... he cant understand my grief....

Bill Gates
Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! To anyone with kids of any age, here ' s some advice. Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set the m up for failure in the real world. Rule 1 : Life is not fair - get used to it! Rule 2 : The world won ' t care about your self-esteem. The world will > expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3 : You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won ' t be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both. Rule 4 : If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. Rule 5 : Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity. Ru

Bill Clinton
It doesn't matter what party you belong to -- this is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton. "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President. Number 1 - He played the sax. Number 2 - He smoked weed. Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women. Even now? Look at him .. his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nation's most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water. Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton . The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada. When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one." The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I sol

Bill Clinton
It doesn't matter what party or race you belong to - this is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton. "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President. Number 1 - He played the sax. Number 2 - He smoked weed. Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women. Even now? Look at him... His wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 'S shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations'most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water. Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada . When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one." The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the trut

Billy's Painted Horse
ive painted a picture its in my head its like an open book in my mind you know its easily read i think its plain to see what it does to me i feel the need to go i think its time to show the back of me so billys got a horse i think it was uncle jacks he's gonna ride that horse into the night ride it on down the tracks i think its plain to see what you do to me i feel the need to go and now its time to take that horse with me you know billys got a horse i think its uncle jacks he used to ride that horse into the night down along the tracks but its been so long since hes been around i dont know if its still painted i think its tainted and its been put down

The Bill Comes Due
Michael was a patient man, but even he had his limits. He had arrived home with the expectation of a quiet evening in the company of Victoria, but even before he opened the door, he knew it was not to be. The television blared loudly through the walls of the apartment, and underneath its din he could hear Victoria chatting away on the phone. He turned the key and opened the door, and the sounds nearly deafened him. He crossed the room and came up behind her. She had a habit of pacing while on the phone, so it was a simple matter to catch her unaware with a kiss on the nape of her neck. She whirled and regarded him with irritation. "Can't you see I'm on the phone?" Victoria sighed. "Don't you have any manners?" Michael said nothing. Victoria had been increasingly rude in the last few weeks, and he was fast reaching the end of his patience. He had discussed the matter with her, and met only sarcastic replies in response. Michael decided not to press the

Billionaire Caught With Sex Cave
Billionaire Caught With Sex CaveI know I'm not supposed to. But come on, doesn't every man at some point dream of having his own sex lair?According to court documents, computer chip magnate Henry T. Nicholas III ordered an extensive underground bunker built under his house in Laguna Hills, specifically to be used for hookers and drugs. The documents allege that the dot com billionaire would fly in prostitutes from Chicago, Las Vegas, Los Angeles and New Orleans. New Orleans? Did the other three cities not cover it?Now, ignore the fact that he's married, this is illegal and it's whores, and you have a pretty fun story. Who doesn't want to build a $30 million bunker where there are no rules?If it was me, I wouldn't waste my time with the drugs, apparently cocaine and ecstasy in this case. I'd want to concentrate on the other activities mentioned. I didn't build a multi-million dollar sex cave to spend all my time stoned down there. Besides flying in hookers from Chicago can get pricey, I

The $20 Bill
In case you couldnt tell Im getting on a major inspirational kick right now! I didnt find an author for this one though. -------------------------------------------------- A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this. He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill. He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air. Well, he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air. My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and

Bills In Town
so my buddy from the marines is coming down this weekend from vegas, ya! big balls billy is coming back to party. we'll probably go fishing for a few hours in the morning, then it's off to the bar to pregame, then we're heading to the roller derby, then the after party. it's good times. great times.

Bill To Aid Military Families
Hagel Reintroduces Bill to Aid Military Families http://hagel.senate.gov/index.cfm?FuseAction=PressReleases.Detail&PressRelease_id=219519&Month=3&Year=2007 March 20th, 2007 - WASHINGTON, D.C. - U.S. Senator Chuck Hagel (R-NE) joined Senator Bill Nelson (D-FL) today in reintroducing the “Military Retiree Survivor Benefit Equity Act.” This legislation would allow qualifying surviving spouses of military service members to receive survivor annuities—without being offset—from both the Department of Veterans’ Affairs and the Department of Defense. “America owes a great debt of gratitude to our professional service members. It is important to remember that years of devoted service also affects not only service members, but their families. This legislation will ensure that surviving military spouses are guaranteed access to the benefits that were earned and purchased by the service of their loved one,” Hagel said. Currently, when a retired service member passes away from a s

Bill Me In Advance
A letter from a fat man arrived Stated I had until five Five o’clock or by the fifth finger? This place is such a riot My pool sticks don’t even show any abuse And the horses aren’t even kicking up dirt Definitely not going to enter the church Haven’t a valid prayer in the works Upon entering, The place would go up in a blaze Priests would be cussing Nuns would be fucking the virgins And the holy water would turn to acid By now its two and I’m hungry Beer and eggs Cartoons and a harpoon stuck in my back I can’t go anywhere Time for an angry nap Only to awake to a livid crowd

Billy Dean & Eternal Peace
To my beloved brother, a Cherokee, whose been in the great hunting ground for 10 years today BillyDean 2-6-38 to 8-11-97 I think of all the precious time, I could have shared with you. Time to sit just quietly, Just being there for you. Did you know that you were leaving, That your time was growing to a close? Did you wonder at my ignorance, My not hearing deaths approach? How much I wish I would have felt, The winds of change blow cold, Before I let you stand alone, With your dreams as yet untold. If the truth was hard to bare, Within my heart so blind, Then how must it have been for you, To leave me here behind. There is a place called Heaven, Where in our souls find peace. I pray I'll meet you there someday, And lay away this grief. There's not a single day goes by, That I don't wonder still, At the time I wasted yesterday, I could have shared with brother Bill. ~Your Loving Sister~ ~Glenda~ ©2000 Eternal Peace As you lay the

Billy Connolly On Retirement.
What do retired people do all day? Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes, when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a f***** break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a s---head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired....... It's important at my age..........

Bill & Hillary
Bill &Hillary : Worse than you thought & worth remembering - this came from a Democrat. Dear Mr. Ex-President Clinton : I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted forClinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending my"Thank you" for what you have done, specifically: 1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones , Monica Lewinsky , Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick . Did I leave anyone out? 2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really planned to wait until he was a little older to discuss it with him, but now he knows more about it than I did as a senior in college. 3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place(especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know iswhat the meaning of "is" is. It really is great to know that certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one d

Bill Gates Really Is The Anti-christ!!!
If you don't believe me, check out the below as sourced from: http://jmm.aaa.net.au/articles/5639.htm __________________________ Something for you to think about. An eerie E-mail for everybody to think about... The Bible, in the Book of Revelation says that without the sign of the beast one would not be able to buy, sell, do business transactions, etc..... and ....... My question to you know is this..... Is Internet now a necessity in doing business? The Internet also bears the sign.... Note that the Internet is also commonly known as the World Wide Web or www..... One other way we write W is V/ (VI), so ..... W W W VI VI VI 6 6 6 This gives me something to ponder upon ... Isn't everything going towards the Internet? (i.e., buying / selling goods, business transactions) Isn't Microsoft always on the move to have a monopoly when it comes to software technology? And now the Internet

Billie Piper - Saying I'm Sorry Now
Nobody knows this but me All I could see was someone Who didn't love me for me How could I have been so dumb I tried to act like I knew You never cared from the start I gave you problems cos I Knew that you gave me your heart My baby my my baby I wanna come back home My baby my my baby Back to those open arms I'm everything you want Lord knows I'm everything you need I'll be those promises That you always said to me If I told you I need you I'm saying that I need you now Saying I need you now If I never told you I'm sorry I'm saying that I'm sorry now Saying I'm sorry now And now I'm all alone My friends don't understand Said you can't have a good life If you can't keep a good man I was a fool back then I tried to be miss strong I let you go when you Didn't do a damn thing wrong My baby my my baby I wanna come back home My baby my my baby Back to those open arms I'm everything you want Lord knows I'm everything you need I'll be those promises

Billy Squier-my Kinda Lover
You got me runnin' baby You give me somethin' way beyond revenue You put the magic in me I feel the magic when we do what we do And oh... I can't do without you for too long...you're my situation You're my kinda lover... You keep me all together You take me out whenever I'm lettin' down You got the motions baby I got a notion maybe I'll stick around And oh... I can never doubt you for too long...I can't see no reason You're my kinda lover... When you come 'round I never get down---I fly across the floor I can see you comin' on me...and I can't ask for more Rock me, sock me, baby you got me ridin' to the end Rake me, shake me, baby you make me--turn me on again You got my motor racin' I find my thoughts embracin' your every move I wanna set you reelin' I wanna make you feel the way that I do And oh... I been thinkin' 'bout you for so long I don't wanna lose ya--you're my kinda lover... ---------------------

Bill Of Rights
PAGAN BILL OF RIGHTS ONE - Pagans shall have the same freedom to worship that is granted to followers of other religions. TWO - Pagans shall have the same respect of all elected officials who represent them that is afforded to followers of other religions. THREE - A Pagan parent's religion shall not be used as evidence for the purpose of deciding child custody issues. FOUR - Pagans shall be free to work without regard to their religion, and shall be free from proselytizing and harassment at the work place. FIVE - Pagans shall have the same freedom to conduct their lives that is given to followers of other religions, within the boundaries of the law, without interference by or discrimination from representatives of their local, state or federal government. SIX - School district personnel and classroom visitors shall not proselytize or harass Pagan children while on public school property or at public school functions. SEVEN - Pagans shall have the sa

Billology
Let others know a little more about yourself, repost this as your name followed by "ology." FOODOLOGY Q. What is your salad dressing of choice? A. ranch....but what is 'salad'? xD lol Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant? A. BK Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? A. none...lol Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? A. $0.00 ;) Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? A. PIEROGI!! Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice? A. Hawaiin is good...or pepperoniiiiii Q. What do you like to put on your toast? A: Butter PSYCHOLOGY Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer? A: shirtless willy and shmovy lol we're shmexy bitches YO! Q. How many televisions are in your house/apartment? A. uno TJOLOGY Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed? A. left Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body? A. no Q. When was the last time you had a cavity? A. when younger Q.

Bill Maher Says Pointing Out No Plane Hit Bld#7 Is Nuts...
Bill Maher says pointing out no plane hit BLD#7 is nuts... ...even though building 7 collapsed on 9/11. Building 7 housed records for Enron and World Com, both contributing to the Bush Election Thefts, plus other detrimental records that would have taken out a lot of powerful people for their crimes...Building 7 also housed Guiliani's anti terrorism task force office... no plane, small office fire, building collapse Bill Maher is just like home boy sitting next to him in the clip, Chris Mattews...controlled by the Illuminati, fascist regime in power...standing up for Bush in this video too...Bill Maher is a coward, only offering you more of the same illusion that FOX & CNN bring you...how do you like that? Maher is a corporate whore HE CANT EVEN ANSER A QESTOIN SHOW HOW MUCH OF A COVER UP THERE IS

Bill Cosby On Black America
"They're standing on the corner and they can't speak English. I can't even talk the way these people talk: Why you ain't, Where you is, What he drive, Where he stay, Where he work, Who you be... And I blamed the kid until I heard the mother talk. And then I heard the father talk. Everybody knows it's important to speak English except these knuckleheads. You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth. In fact you will never get any kind of job making a decent living. People marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education, and now we've got these knuckleheads walking around. The lower economic people are not holding up their end in this deal. These people are not parenting. They are buying things for kids. $500 sneakers for what ? ? And they won't spend $200 for Hooked on Phonics. I am talking about these people who cry when their son is standing there in an orange suit. Where were you when he was 2 ? ? Where were you when he was

Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby and Alvin F. Poussaint, M.D. 12:53 p.m. ET, Sun., Oct. 14, 2007 MR. TIM RUSSERT: For the last half century he has performed on television, in the movies and on stage. For the last three years he has traveled the country listening to and talking with the black community. MR. BILL COSBY: I want you to go back to parenting. You young men, when you get married and you have children, you’ve got to parent. You’ve got to be parents. MR. RUSSERT: In this new book, “Come On, People: On the Path from Victims to Victors,” he tackles controversial and complicated issues such as the plight of the black family, black on black violence, high school dropout rates, the need for parental responsibility and more. With us, entertainer and activist Bill Cosby, and his co-author, Dr. Alvin F. Poussaint, professor of psychology at Harvard Medical School. Cosby and Poussaint, only on MEET THE PRESS. But first this morning, we take a break from our coverage of po

Billy
First kiss when u kissed me my whole body shook i didnt know what to do i didnt know where to look i gently closed my eyes and put my hands on ur face and i felt my heart start to race we looked at each other and smiled in bliss because u were my first real kiss

Billy Boy
It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton. "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton ! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President. Number 1 - He played the sax. Number 2 - He smoked weed. Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women. Even now, Look at him.. his wife works, and he doesn't, and he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water. Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada . When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one." The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swea

Bills
well it's come down to bare tacks and barbed words with me....everyone wants me to keep calm about my doctor bills cuz of my blood pressure and my heart and its that is what is causin it. Ever since i had the angioplasty ive gotten nothing but bills since august when i got out of the hoispital, iv e signed up for Secure care and all they did was help me fill out paperwork for the state t o sit there and refuse again becaue i make too much money from the government (SSA). thats why icant get state backing to pay the co payments of my doctor bills. my biggest i know isnt that big, but the two hundred and some odd amount is not what i have, after paying rent, food, phone, utilities,cable, my net, and other payments im only left with $20 in my account..as of right now i sent that to the billing dept of the cardiac study office...they paid 52 of the bill but now more is coming in...i just wanna die right now, depression is setting in, and am hating this year very much. This Christmas is g

Billie Piper To Return To Doctor Who
BBC News have reported that Billie Piper will be returning to Doctor Who, portraying her original role of Rose Tyler. The news was originally reported in today's Daily Mirror, which went on to say: The Time Lord, played by David Tennant, starts with Donna (Catherine Tate) as his helper, is then joined by Martha (Freema Agyeman) and then reunites with Billie's character Rose for the finale. A source said: "With Donna, Martha and Rose competing to assist him, Dr Who is going to be spoilt for choice." The paper also reported that the actress will be in at least three episodes of the new series. (also reported by The Hollywood News, Daily Record, Ananova, and Marie Claire) The breaking news was actually reported on the Doctor Who Forum last night by fans present at filming in Cardiff, including photos of Billie Piper at the location. These can be found in the forum here if you really want to see them (membership required)! Update: The official Doctor Who website has now confirme

Bill Engvall - Awesome Xmas
Ok so this Christmas isn't goin to be all that bad. *My God daughter is almost here.... *Dad is takin me a day next week to get me my suitcase(s), and we are goin out to eat. *Brian Emailed what he got me for xmas..... (not what I wanted - Wanted clothes cuz i need them but i'll definately take these! lol) *Thomas Family Christmas thing should be fun.... December 29th. So Leeah should be here really soon. Britt said they wont take her any later than the 11th so I mean I'll atleast still be here in PA when she's born, and then I'm takin off work just so I can take and be in the Hospital to see them. Brian Emailed me the confirmation to THE TICKETS TO GO SEE BILL ENGVALL WHILE I'M IN VEGAS. He said Larry the Cable Guy starts an Hour after Bill Engvall so we can' tgo see that. But he said the Tickets are really close to the stage... THIS IS AWESOME! :D I'm so happy about that :) Not only will I get to meet moms friend, her kids and her daughter Deaja... who is

A Billion Dollars
Too true to be very funny!! The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases. A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959. B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it. While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division . . Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number, what does it mean? A.

Billy Joel.......
I went to the Billy Joel Concert last night.... Let me just say....he truely is THE PIANO MAN and a damn good entertainer. I was a lil disappointed in the accoustics at the arena where we were at (American Airlines Center in Dallas), but what do you expect for a big arena. Can't have your cake and eat it to am i right? I was just excited to hear him play one of my favorite songs of all time "New York State of Mind". Yeah i know i'm evil and i love heavy metal, but relaxing rock and roll and some jazz calms the everyday savage beast. He did most of all of his hits with exception of two "uptown girl" and "For the Longest time". Other than that, i rocked out with my socks out...hehehe....you thought i was going to say cock didn't ya? Damnit i said it anyway :P:P. And that was just the beginning.... The train ride back to the train station where i parked was quite amuzing as well. There was a couple sitting beside me and Steph, and it was apparent that they had a "lil" too much t

Bills....
'Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house, Every creature was hurtin', even the mouse. The toys were all broken, their batteries dead; Santa passed out, with some ice on his head. Wrapping and ribbons just covered the floor, while upstairs the family continued to snore. And I in my T-shirt, new Reeboks and jeans, I went into the kitchen and started to clean. When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the sink to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the curtains, and threw up the sash. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a little white truck, with an oversized mirror. The driver was smiling, so lively and grand; The patch on his jacket said "U.S. POSTMAN." With a handful of bills, he grinned like a fox Then quickly he stuffed them into our mailbox. Bill after bill, after bill, they still came. Whistling and shouting he called them by name: "Now Dillard's, now Walmart

Bill Clinton Open To 'first Lady' Duties
If his wife Hillary Rodham Clinton wins the presidency, former President Clinton says he would have no problem taking on the traditional duties of a first lady — even if it's overseeing Christmas decor and Easter egg hunts at the White House. "You know, I'd actually like doing that," Clinton told ABC's Barbara Walters in an interview scheduled to air Thursday night. "If I'm asked to do that, I would love to do that." And don't worry about calling him "first gentleman." "I really don't care what I'm called," Clinton said. "I got to be president for eight years. People can call me whatever they want." If Mrs. Clinton is elected, Clinton said he would only attend cabinet meetings if she asked him. "And I think it would only be wise if it were on a specific issue," he said. "I think it's better for me to give her my advice privately most of the time." Former President Clinton is among Walters' "10 Most Fascinating People of 2007." ___ On the Net: http://www.abc.c

Billy Joel - Keeping The Faith
If it seems like I've been lost In let's remember If you think I'm feeling older And missing my younger days Oh, then you should have known Me much better 'Cause my past is somethin that never Got in my way Oh no Still I would not be here now If i never had the hunger And I'm not ashamed to say The wild boys were my friends Oh 'Cause I never felt the desire 'Till their music set me on fire And then I was saved, yeah That's why I'm keeping the faith Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Keeping the faith We wore old matador boots Only Flagg Brothers had them with a Cuban heel Iridescent socks with the same color shirt And a tight pair of chinos Oh I put on my shark skin jacket You know the kind with the velvet collar And ditty-bop shades Oh yeah I took a fresh pack of Luckies And a mint called Sen-Sen My old man's Trojans And his Old Spice aftershave Oh Combed my hair in a pompadour Like the rest of the Romeos wore A permanent wave Yeah We were keeping the f

A Billion ?
The next time you hear a politician use the Word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases. A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959. B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it. While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division. . Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans. Interesting number, what does it mean? A. Well, if you are one of 484,674

Billy Is Going In February...
Get ready to add Billy to your prayers once again, ya'll... He is going back to Iraq in February... Each time he was suppose to go last year, the prayers worked and it kept getting pushed farther away... Well, now I have seen the paperwork and he goes next month... I know he's not the first nor the only one for that matter, but please keep him in your prayers and I will keep you updated while he's there... He should be back in September... This is to be his third tour over there and it scares the living hell out of me this time... He turned 19 there and looks like he will turn 24 over there this time... Wow and that was right after it started... Can't it just end and no one go back, unless they go of their own free will ??? I will get his myspace and email address on here before he leaves... I know he would love to hear from ya'll, while there.... Huggs and Kisses and Much Love To All ~ Sadie Grace ~

Bill Cooper: "alex Jones Is A Coward And Liar!"
BILL COOPER: "ALEX JONES IS A COWARD AND LIAR!" Body: This is just before William Cooper was murdered. Now Alex is running around safe and sound while a real truth teller is murdered...

Billy's Deployment Date...
Hey Ya'll, Just recieved the news that Billy's deployment will be February 6-10... God, please make sure to say an extra prayer for Billy for a while... He is due back in September... Again will keep you updated... Huggs and kisses to all, ~ Sadie Grace ~

A Billion
This is too true to be very funny The next time you hear a politician use the Word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about Whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, But one advertising agency did a good job of Putting that figure into some perspective in One of its releases. A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959. B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were Living in the Stone Age. D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it. While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division. . Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans. Interesting number, what does it mean?

Bill Parsons Aka 'bigdog ( R.i.p. Pops Love And Miss You )
bill parsons aka 'bigdog ( R.I.P. POPS LOVE AND MISS YOU ) fubar page http://www.fubar.com/user/4294 FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE The pictures he is using and claiming to be of himself are CLEARLY different men. The abs are different from picture to picture as are the men. A well known ad picture, the doo rag, is a very well known ad. We will update with the link to it when we relocate it. There will be no salute from this person because NONE of the pics are of them.

Bill Belichick: Sore Loser
On more than one occasion this year, Bill Belichick and the Patriots have run up the score on an overmatched opponent, and forced an opposing coach to sit there and watch his beaten team go through the motions while their heineys were being handed to them. But when the shoe's on the other foot, and Bill Belichick's team has been beaten, he can't sit there and take the pain for a few seconds. With :01 left on the clock, and his team just having failed on a last chance 4th down effort, Bill Belichick ran onto the field for a quick handshake, and then bolted for the locker room. Belichick's an important guy and everything, but I wasn't aware that the league had given him the authority to decide when games end. There's time left on the clock, his team's been humbled, outplayed, and lost their chance at history ... and Bill Belichick doesn't have the stomach to sit there and absorb the pain until the clock read 0:00. That's unsportsmanlike at best, disrespectful at least, and at

Billy's Address
Hey Ya'll, Have Billy's address for while in Iraq this time... Sgt. Calloway, Billy MWSS 274 DET-A UIC 98107 FPO AE 09509-8107 Also have his myspace URL: loser1_l1 Please if you get a chance, stop by and show this young man some love and let him know he's in your prayers.... Thank you so very much for takeing a moment, my love to all... ~ Sadie Grace ~

Bill Belecheat
I hate this little prick and I hope he goes to jail. ARROGANT FUCK Belichick has been taping since 2000, Goodell tells Specter By LAURIE KELLMAN, Associated Press Writer February 13, 2008 WASHINGTON (AP) -- Bill Belichick has been illegally taping opponents' defensive signals since he became the New England Patriots' coach in 2000, according to Sen. Arlen Specter, who said NFL commissioner Roger Goodell told him that during a meeting Wednesday. "There was confirmation that there has been taping since 2000, when Coach Belichick took over," Specter said. Specter said Goodell gave him that information during the 1-hour, 40-minute meeting, which was requested by Specter so the commissioner could explain his reasons for destroying the Spygate tapes and notes. ADVERTISEMENT "There were a great many questions answered by Commissioner Goodell," Specter, the senior Republican on the Senate Judiciary Committee, told reporters after the meeting. "I found a lot of q

Bill's Contests...lets Help Him Win It Plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
please help this sweet person win a contest...he says he never wins anything and i'd like to try to prove him wrong....plz help if u have can...even one or two comments would help! thanks so much!!!! luv ya, zoeygrl

Bill Cosby
They're standing on the corner and they can't speak English. I can't even talk the way these people talk: Why you ain't, Where you is, What he drive, Where he stay, Where he work, Who you be... And I blamed the kid until I heard the mother talk. And then I heard the father talk. Everybody knows it's important to speak English except these knuckleheads. You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth. In fact you will never get any kind of job making a decent living. People marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education, and now we've got these knuckleheads walking around. The lower economic people are not holding up their end in this deal. These people are not parenting. They are buying things for kids. $500 sneakers for what ? ? And they won't spend $200 for Hooked on Phonics. I am talking about these people who cry when their son is standing there in an orange suit. Where were you when he was 2 ? ? Where wer

Billings Montana Prison Escapee
By Gazette News Services Federal task force officers Tuesday found a car in which a fugitive they were seeking had escaped. They are seeking more information to find the suspect. Dan Orr, supervisory deputy U.S. marshal, said the task force received a tip that helped agents locate Alexander Campos, 26. Campos then fled in a 1997 white Chevrolet Lumina with a Montana personalized license plate PLAYBOY. Agents found the car Tuesday on Ninth Avenue North between North 19th and 20th streets, Orr said. He urged anyone with information to contact the U.S. Marshals Service at 247-7030. Campos is wanted on an escape warrant for walking away from a Montana Department of Corrections prerelease center. He is Hispanic, 5 feet 8 inches tall, weighs 200 pounds and has brown eyes and brown hair. He has "Elvira" tattooed on his chest and two tattooed roses on his right arm. Campos was sentenced to 10 years in prison in 2004 for a burglary conviction in Yellowstone County. IF you

Bill Clinton Started Jogging
Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua. But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow. "Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb. "No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton . This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days. He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!" One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog! As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator. As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more a

Bill Poetry .... Can You Dig It?
second to none....... Current mood: thankful time to try something a little different. purposely oblivous.... its defense it used to search for hell.... found it, internal drum beating so unpaced but... its as calculating as the coldest machine. driven on by unexpected.. it searches for a different hell ... stopped cold more than once... pushed its way through each time. filled to the point of breaking ... its explosive inside and out... searching for a new hell .... bringing pain upon itself. it gets the hell it wishes for.... laughing pain as soft as a breeze... then loudly expressed by air passed through it. almost at the point of breaking.... it shows the whole world who is second to none. it becomes a juggernaut to others... brought pain before ... now it brings hell to the front.... once darkest of black now ...... a calming shade of comfort.... gray becomes the new face. unsure of its new place.. wandering through barely breathing.. others

Billie Holiday & Count Basie - God Bless The Child, Now Baby Or Never - 1952
Billie Holiday & count basie - god bless the child, now baby or never - 1952 Billie Holiday & count basie - god bless the child, now baby or never - 1952 Billie holiday / arthur herzog jr. Them thats got shall get Them thats not shall lose So the Bible said and it still is news Mama may have, papa may have But God bless the child thats got his own Thats got his own Yes, the strong gets more While the weak ones fade Empty pockets dont ever make the grade Mama may have, papa may have But God bless the child thats got his own Thats got his own Money, youve got lots of friends Crowding round the door When youre gone, spending ends They dont come no more Rich relations give Crust of bread and such You can help yourself But dont take too much Mama may have, papa may have But God bless the child thats got his own Thats got his own Mama may have, papa may have But God bless the child thats got his own Thats got his own He just worry bout nothin Cause h

Billy Holiday, The Blues Are Brewin'
Billy Holiday, The Blues are Brewin' Billy Holiday, The Blues are Brewin' Eddie DeLange / Louis Alter When the moon's kinda dreamy Starry eyed and dreamy And nights are luscious and long If you're kinda lonely Then nothin' but the blues are brewin' The blues are brewin' When the wind through the window Blows across your pillow And tells you sleepin' is wrong If love goes a thirsting [ Lyrics found at www.mp3lyrics.org/uVq ] Till you feel like bursting Then nothing but the blues are brewin' The blues are brewin' Suppose you want somebody But you ain't got nobody You only get a gleam in your eyes Till somebody's found you And put their lovin' arms around you You got the feelin' you want to die But when the Lord up above you Send's someone to love you The blues are something you loose You're so busy doing The things that you're doing That love ain't got no time For brewin' the blues

Billy Holiday, Strange Fruit
Billy Holiday, Strange Fruit Rare Live Footage of one of the firtst anti rascism songs ever. Southern trees bear strange fruit, Blood on the leaves and blood at the root, Black bodies swinging in the southern breeze, Strange fruit hanging from the poplar trees. Pastoral scene of the gallant south, The bulging eyes and the twisted mouth, Scent of magnolias, sweet and fresh, Then the sudden smell of burning flesh. Here is fruit for the crows to pluck, For the rain to gather, for the wind to suck, For the sun to rot, for the trees to drop, Here is a strange and bitter crop.

Billy Holiday, Lady Sings The Blues
Billy Holiday, Lady Sings the Blues Billy Holiday, Lady Sings the Blues Billie Holiday used drugs all her life. I do not believe she would be the same musician without it, just the same as if she were born a rich white kid! Her music comes from her experiences and her state of mind, which in most cases (as she seems to show in "Lady Sings the Blues") to be filled with pain and experience...she seems road weary if you will. Being a professional musician back then was a rough, poor, drugged experience. The music of the era seems to reflect this. As far as her musical technical ability, so what! She's great! She has more style in her fingernail than many other musicians that have the ability. I love her music...she's going to last forever :)

Billy Holiday, Fine And Mellow
Billy Holiday, Fine and Mellow Billy Holiday, Fine and Mellow My man dont love me Treats me oh so mean My man he dont love me Treats me awfully Hes the, lowest man That Ive ever see He wears high trimmed pan Stripes are really yellow He wears high trimmed pan Stripes are really yellow But when he starts in to love me Hes so fine and mellow Love will make you drink and gamble Make you stay out all night long repeat Love will make you drink and gamble Make you stay out all night long repeat Love will make you do things That you know is wrong But if you treat me right baby Ill stay home everyday But if you treat me right baby Ill stay home everyday But youre so mean to me baby I know youre gonna drive me away Love is just like the faucet It turns off and on Love is just like the faucet It turns off and on Sometimes when you think its on baby It has turned off and gone

Billy Holiday, Lover Man
Billy Holiday, Lover Man Billy Holiday, Lover Man Jimmy Davis / Ram Ramirez / James Sherman I don't know why but I'm feeling so sad I long to try something I never had Never had no kissin' Oh, what I've been missin' Lover man, oh, where can you be? The night is cold and I'm so alone I'd give my soul just to call you my own Got a moon above me But no one to love me Lover man, oh, where can you be? I've heard it said That the thrill of romance Can be like a heavenly dream I go to bed with a prayer That you'll make love to me Strange as it seems Someday we'll meet And you'll dry all my tears Then whisper sweet Little things in my ear Hugging and a-kissing Oh, what I've been missing Lover man, oh, where can you be?

Bill Gates Vs. Gm
Gates vs. GM For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon." In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be d riving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part): 1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash........ Twice a day. 2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car. 3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you co

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THE $2 BILL (True Story, as told to me.) On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco Bell for a quick bite to eat. In my billfold are a $50 bill and a $2 bill. I figure that with a $2 bill, I can get something to eat and not have to worry about anyone getting irritated at me for trying to break a $50 bill. Me: 'Hi, I'd like one seven-layer burrito please, to go.' Server: 'That'll be $1.04. Eat in?' Me: 'No, it's to go.' At this point, I open my billfold and hand him the $2 bill. He looks at it kind of funny. Server: 'Uh, hang on a sec, I'll be right back.' He goes to talk to his manager, who is still within my earshot. The following conversation occurs between the two of them: Server: 'Hey, you ever see a $2 bill?' Manager: 'No. A what?' Server: 'A $2 bill. This guy just gave it to me.' Manager: 'Ask for something else. There's no such thing as a $2 bill.' Server: 'Yeah, thought so.' He comes back to me and says, 'We don't take thes

Bill Calling For Castration Of Sex Offenders Passes Louisiana Senate
Bill Calling for Castration of Sex Offenders Passes Louisiana Senate Tuesday , April 15, 2008 BATON ROUGE, La. — The most serious sex crimes should be punishable by castration, with drugs or surgery, the Louisiana Senate voted on Tuesday. The bill by Sen. Nick Gautreaux, D-Meaux, would give judges the option of imposing chemical castration on those convicted of sex crimes including aggravated rape, simple rape and indecent behavior with a juvenile. Chemical castration would be mandatory on second offenses, and the offender would have the option of choosing physical castration instead. Senators voted 32-3 to send the measure to the House. Chemical castration would involve treatment with the drug medroxyprogesterone acetate, with the aim of diminishing the offender's sexual impulses. Gautreaux amended the bill to add a provision that would bar such an offender from taking another substance — such as estrogen — that could counteract the effects of the castration drug.

The $2 Bill
The $2 Bill. Everyone should start carrying them! I am STILL laughing!! I think we need to quit saving our $2 bills and bring them out in public. The younger generation doesn't know they exist. On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco Bell for a quick bite to eat. In my billfold are a $50 bill and a $2 bill. I figure that with a $2 bill, I can get something to eat and not have to worry about anyone getting irritated at me for trying to break a $50 bill. Me: "Hi, I'd like one seven-layer burrito please, to go." Server: "That'll be $1.04. Eat in?" Me: "No, it's to go." At this point, I open my billfold and hand him the $2 bill. He looks at it kind of funny. Server: "Uh, hang on a sec, I'll be right back." He goes to talk to his manager, who is still within my earshot. The following conversation occurs between the two of them: Server: "Hey, you ever see a $2 bill?" Manager: "No. A what?" Server: "A $2 bill. This guy just gave it to me." Manager:

Bill Rules!!!
1. Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search: BILL NEEDS BIG CHANGES. 2. Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search: BILL LOOKS LIKE MY DADDY......CREEPY!!! 3. Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search: BILL LIKES TOUCHING DOPEY WOMEN.... 4. Type in "[your name] says" in Google search: BILL SAYS MAKERS LIABLE FOR VIOLENCE!!! 5. Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search: BILL LOVES WAFFLES......LIES, ALL LIES!!! 6. Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search: BILL WANTS HER DEAD!!! 7. Type in "[your name] does" in Google search: BILL DOES GET CARRIED AWAY SOMETIMES... 8. Type in "[your name] gives" in Google search: BILL GIVES SEX TO COLLEGE GIRLS....WHOA!!! 9. Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search: BILL HATES CHILDREN AND THE ELDERLY.....AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH!! 10. Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search: BILL GOES BERSERK!!!

Bill Gates In Hell
Bill Gates dies and goes to hell. Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever." Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a Beautiful young blonde with an alluring look on her face, sitting at a table on which there is a bottle of the finest wine. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says, "I'll take this option." "Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer. "That was Bill Gates!" c

Bill Gates High School Speech
This should be posted in all schools and work places Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world. Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it! Rule 2 : The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3 : You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both. Rule 4 : If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. Rule 5 : Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity. Rule 6: If

Bill Clinton
Clinton's Vision and Accomplishments - Newer Information Economic Leadership and a Stronger Economy Under President Clinton's leadership, almost 6 million new jobs were created in the first two years of his Administration -- an average of 250,000 new jobs every month. In 1994, the economy had the lowest combination of unemployment and inflation in 25 years. As part of the 1993 Economic Plan, President Clinton cut taxes on 15 million low-income families and made tax cuts available to 90 percent of small businesses, while raising taxes on just 1.2 percent of the wealthiest taxpayers. President Clinton signed into law the largest deficit reduction plan in history, resulting in over $600 billion in deficit reduction. The deficit is going down for 3 years in a row for the first time since Harry Truman was president. Fighting Crime and Restoring Our Communities The President signed into law the Brady Bill, which imposes a five-day waiting period on handgun purcha

Billy's Obituary That We Were Left Out Of.
SSG William J. Culp II CULP SSG William J. Culp, II, of Pickerington, died as result of a traffic accident on Friday, May 23, 2008. Actively serving in the United States Army, graduate of Esperanza High School in 1986, attended Ohio Dominican College, attended Trinity Family Life Center, and was a member of Desmohio Motorcycle Club. Bill is survived by his wife, Esther Chen Culp; mother and step father, Melissa and Jerry Stiles of Pickerington; father, Bill Culp of Marion; brothers, David Culp of Columbus and Jeremy (Katie) Culp of Pickerington; sister, Elizabeth (Jason) Rock of Canal Winchester; grandmother, Rosemary Culp; father and mother-in-law, Stephen and Grace Chen; uncles and aunts, Tom (Alice) Snider, Jim (Kay) Snider, Neil (Katrina) Culp, and Don (Barbara) Culp; sister-in-law, Sara (Shuan) Li; brother-in-law, Andrew (Christine) Chen; nieces, Deborah, Emily, Nikki, Heidi, and Lillie; nephews, Gabe and Jacob; many other family members and friends, Bill's buddies Marty, Zoe,

Billionaire Treats Wounded Soldiers To Vegas Weekend
Billionaire treats wounded soldiers to Vegas weekend By OSKAR GARCIA, Associated Press Writer LAS VEGAS - All too familiar with the gambles of war, Jimmy Kinsey, Kyle Riley and a few dozen fellow soldiers landed in the desert. But for these guys this Memorial Day, the most at stake is a few bucks. The soldiers-turned-high rollers took a private jet to Las Vegas over the weekend for an all-expenses-paid getaway with all the perks normally saved for casinos' richest regulars. They were greeted at the airport by Wayne Newton, chilled backstage with the guys from Blue Man Group and hobnobbed with Sheldon Adelson, the billionaire casino mogul who runs Las Vegas Sands Corp. and paid for the trip. The trip, organized by the Armed Forces Foundation, brought 40 wounded soldiers from Walter Reed Army Medical Center in Washington and the National Naval Medical Center at Bethesda, Md., to the Venetian Resort Hotel Casino on the Las Vegas Strip. "I'm gonna be bragging about this f

Bill's Lament
sing to me oh misery with your sad songs and broken sitar strings remind me why i live and breath to do your work and live in your lonely shadow like meeting black death with glass eyes and broken wings and in the castles stable a young mare meets her mount that cad that fiend he's no gentleman who rides my girl about...

Billy Joel - Pressure
You have to learn to pace yourself Pressure You're just like everybody else Pressure You've only had to run so far So good But you will come to a place Where the only thing you feel Are loaded guns in your face And you'll have to deal with Pressure You used to call me paranoid Pressure But even you can not avoid Pressure You turned the tap dance into your crusade Now here you are with your faith And your Peter Pan advice You have no scars on your face And you cannot handle pressure All grown up and no place to go Psych 1, Psych 2 What do you know? All your life is Channel 13 Sesame Street What does it mean? Pressure Pressure Don't ask for help You're all alone Pressure You'll have to answer To your own Pressure I'm sure you'll have some cosmic rationale But here you are in the ninth Two men out and three men on Nowhere to look but inside Where we all respond to Pressure Pressure All your life is Time Magazine I read it too What does it mean?

Billboard Hotties & Hunks
Attention Fubarians: Time for a different twist. With the Convoy, Sin Wagon, and all other Fubar rides going on, its time for some new billboards to be put up throughout Fubaria. I decided to fill these billboards with Fubar's Hotties and Hunks. Be careful of the new distractions along your journey. Have fun along the way!! Just R/F/A all members to be added to your very own billboard. If you are have already R/F/A someone just leave a comment letting them know there is a new Billboard Hottie or Hunk. Private message me (Twisted Whispers) once you are done and I will add you. Want your own custom billboard like this one? Well, its easy...I will have a folder of 65 small, easy to rate pics. Just rate the pics in the folder and private message me (Twisted Whispers) when you are done and send a link to the photo you want and the name you want on your billboard and I will make one for you. If you don't want to rate, well there is another option...send me $50

Billboard Hunks/hotties
Attention Fubarians: Time for a different twist. With the Convoy, Sin Wagon, and all other Fubar rides going on, its time for some new billboards to be put up throughout Fubaria. I decided to fill these billboards with Fubar's Hotties and Hunks. Be careful of the new distractions along your journey. Have fun along the way!! Just R/F/A all members to be added to your very own billboard. Include Billboard Hottie/Hunk in your request, please. If you are have already R/F/A someone just leave a comment letting them know there is a new Billboard Hottie or Hunk. Private message me (Twisted Whispers) once you are done and I will add you. Want your own custom billboard like the ones in the slideshow? Well, its easy...I will have a folder of 65 small, easy to rate pics. Just rate the pics in the folder and private message me (Twisted Whispers) when you are done and send a link to the photo and the name you want on your billboard and I will make one for you. If you d

Bill Balsamico For Prez - Casa D'ice
You have all seen his signs from a friend's email. See what the man himself has to say about the world. This is a documentary about him and the now-famous "Casa D'Ice" sign! Agree or disagree, this guy speaks his mind. Enjoy.

Bill Clinton's Role In Obama's Race For The White House
I was wondering how Obama would use Bill Clinton in his race for the White House. I wonder if Bill would help or hurt Obama's race. We all know that Bill was a loose mess on the role while trying to help his wife. I think that he really hurt her because I know for myself. I was really undecided until Bill made the comments during the South Carolina primary. I think that Obama should use Bill as little as possible and oh my, it would be a huge mistake for Obama to pick Hillary as his running mate. Can you just think of all the problems Bill would cause. He is really a ticking bomb. I say just leave him where he is. He would only cause problems.

Billy's Coming Home...
Hey there everyone, Hope as is well for everyone and that everyone has had an awesome summer so far... I know I sure have missed you guys and gals since I have been away... Have good news to share, Billy is Leaving Iraq on Sept. 18th to come home... This tour has had it's ups and downs that's for sure... I am including his bulletin from myspace... get the chance and have myspace, please stop by his page and tell him hello and that his Mama sent you... http://www.myspace.com/loser1_l1 well this deployment is coming to an end. What a freaking deployment!!! this was suppsoed to be the easiest and turned out to be the worst. I came with one company as the comm cheif and a SGT, and now i leave with a diffent company as a regular radio operator and a CPL. but i met tons of new friends, a few new enemies, and gret opportunities for when i get out to the USMC. I played a good amount of poker, learned alot, and appreciate a little bit more. I lost my best friend and the one i

A Billion.. What Is It?
This is too true to be funny. The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of it's releases. A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959. B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it. While this thought is still fresh in our brain... let's take a look at New Orleans ... It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division. Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D) is presently askingCongressfor 250 BILLION DOLLARS to rebuild New Orleans. Interesting number... what does it me

09/05/08 - Billy Joel - All About Soul (i Be Fu-gee Now Whatever That Means...)
SONG VERSION BELOW Its All About Soul - Billy Joel LYRICS BELOW She waits for me at night, she waits for me in silence She gives me all her tenderness, and takes away my pain And so far she hasn't run, though I swear she's had her moments She still believes in miracles while others cry in vain It's all about soul It's all about faith and a deeper devotion It's all about soul 'Cause under the love is a stronger emotion She's got to be strong 'Cause so many things getting out of control Should drive her away So why does she stay? It's all about soul She turns to me sometimes and she asks me what I'm dreaming And I realize I must have gone a million miles away And I ask her how she knew to reach out for me at that moment And she smiles because it's understood there are no words to say It's all about soul It's all about knowing what someone is feeling The woman's got soul The power of love and the power of healing This life isn't fair It'

Bill Melendez, ’peanuts’ Animator -- And Voice Of Snoopy -- Dies At 91
In his nearly 70-year career, the animator worked on Disney films including 'Fantasia' and 'Bambi,' and Warner Bros. characters such as Bugs Bunny. He's best known for the 'Charlie Brown' specials. By Charles Solomon, Special to The Times September 4, 2008 Animator, director and producer Jose Cuautemoc "Bill" Melendez, whose television programs and theatrical films featuring Charles Schulz's "Peanuts" characters earned four Emmy Awards, an Oscar nomination and two Peabody Awards, died Tuesday at St. John's hospital in Santa Monica, according to publicist Amy Goldsmith. He was 91. Melendez's career extended over nearly seven decades, including stints at Walt Disney Studios, Leon Schlesinger Cartoons (which later was sold to Warner Bros.), United Productions of America and Playhouse Pictures. In 1964, he established Bill Melendez Productions, where he created his best-known works, including the holiday classic "A Charlie Brown Christmas" (1965). Over the years, his films were honor

Bill Gates In Hell
Posted by Jaygermiester on August 30th, 2007 Bill Gates dies.He is now in front of God and God says: - Because you were a very important man where do you wanna go: in hell or heaven? After a while Bill Gates answer: - Well, I would like if posible to see how is it in both places. Done, so Bill Gates goes to hell.There, lot’s of fun, cool girls dancing, drinks, muzic, etc. After 2 weeks goes to heaven too.There he saw some angels who were sitting on clouds and singing at harp, in rest kinda boring. So Bill Gates goes to God and tell him that he would like to go to hell. After a month God makes him a visit in hell.There he finds Bill Gates burning into a boiler. Desperate Bill Gates says: - Goooood look what it’s here it doesn’t look at all with what i found the first time when i walk in here !!! And God answers: - That was just a demo! LOL

Billy Joel - She's Got A Way
She's got a way about her I don't know what it is But I know that I can't live without her She's got a way of pleasin' I don't know why it is But there doesn't have to be a reason anywhere She's got a smile that heals me I don't know what it is But I have to laugh when she reveals me She's got a way of talkin' I don't know why it is But it lifts me up when we are walkin' anywhere She comes to me when I'm feelin' down Inspires me without a sound She touches me and I get turned around She's got a way of showin' How I make her feel And I find the strength to keep on goin' She's got a light around her And ev'rywhere she goes a million Dreams of love surround her ev'rewhere She comes to me when I'm feelin' down Inspires me without a sound She touches me, I get turned around oh oh oh She's got a smile that heals me I don't know why it is But I have to laugh when she reveals me She's got a way about her I don't know what it is But I know that I can't live

Bill O'reilly And Tucker Too
In my short 29 years on this planet I have come across some truly annoying people (Tiger Fans remember Randy Smith) However there are two people in this world who have taken the cake. The first is a cranky myopian named Bill O'Reilly who has a pungent show on Fox News Channel called the O'Reilly Factor. This dumb bastard missed his calling. With the way he twists words and events he should have been a pretzel maker. I dont want to say Bill O'Reilly distorts things, but Stephen Glass used him as inspiration. Ok not really but still this guy ought to change his career title to "Professional Bullshit Artist". Thank God we have people like Keith Olbermann who see through this asshole and his games. The second all time douchebag is a smarmy piece of crap named Tucker Bounds. Tucker is a spokesman for John McCain's campaign. It is my opinion that Tucker Bounds truly doesnt know his ass from a hole in the ground. When he is asked a question concerning Gov. Palin or Sen McCain he talks dow

700 Billion $$$
9 months after conception of the 2008 Economic Stimulus Package, after "They" gave "US" 150 Billion $$$$. The anti-christ devil child is born by the 700 Billion $$$$ bailout of today's American Mafia Finacial Conclomerates Freddie Mack, Stern, Goldman, Lehman, JP Morgan, Stanley, AIG, & ING..(Just ta name afew!) By the owner's of the machine that prints our plumiting value of the US $. The currency of our life going to hell in a shit deposit money bag. While MasterCard, Visa, American Express, & Discover are working eliminate "cash" from circulation. We have to ask "WTF, is really going on?" But we won't get an honest answer. So then, we must ask ourself's "What are we going to do to survive tomarrow?"

A Billion...
> How many zeros in a billion? > > > This is too true to be funny. > > The next time you hear a politician use the > word 'BILLION' in a casual manner, think about > whether you want the 'politicians' spending > YOUR tax money. > > A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, > but one advertising agency did a good job of > putting that figure into some perspective in > one of its releases. > A. > > A billion seconds ago it was 1959. > B. > > A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. > C. > > A billion hours ago our ancestors were > living in the Stone Age. > D. > > A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two > feet. > E. > > A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, > at the rate our government is spending it. > > > While this thought is still fresh in our brain... > let's take a look at New Orleans ... > It's amazing what you can learn with some simple > division. > > Louisiana

Billions Of Fish, Fish Eggs Die In Power Plants
BUCHANAN, N.Y. – For a newly hatched striped bass in the Hudson River, a clutch of trout eggs in Lake Michigan or a baby salmon in San Francisco Bay, drifting a little too close to a power plant can mean a quick and turbulent death. Sucked in with enormous volumes of water, battered against the sides of pipes and heated by steam, the small fry of the aquatic world are being sacrificed in large numbers each year to the cooling systems of power plants around the country. Environmentalists say the nation's power plants are needlessly killing fish and fish eggs with their cooling systems, but energy-industry officials say opponents of nuclear power are exaggerating the losses. The issue is affecting the debate over the future of a nuclear plant in the suburbs north of New York City, and the facilities and environmentalists are closely watching the outcome here to see how to proceed in other cities around the country. The U.S. Supreme Court is expected to rule this term in a lawsui

Billy Idol-to Be A Lover
Have I told you Lately that I love you If I din't, darlin', You see, I'm so sorry Didn't I reach out And hold you In these lovin' arms Well, if I didn't, oh baby. Well, I'm so sorry When I realized that you need love too, Gonna spend my life makin' love to you. Got to be a lover. Have mercy. Forgot to be a lover, babe. (Have mercy) Forgot to be a lover. (Have mercy) Forgot to be a lover. Make it on through to you somehow. (Have mercy, baby) Got to be a lover, babe. (Forgot to be a lover) Woo! Woo! Well, did I ask you, Yes, would you come and share, Oh, share, Oh, the burden and the task That's at love's command Didn't I say All those lovin' special things That you long to hear To show how much I care Well, when I realize That you need love too, Gonna spend my life Makin' love to you Forgot to be a lover, Have mercy Well, well I worked all day Hard as I can Worked all night, didn't make me a man. (Forgot to be a lover) Have mercy, Oo, Whe

Billy Idol-flesh For Fantasy
There's a change in pace Of fantasy and taste Do you like good music? Do you like to dance? Oh yeah. Hangin' out for a body shop at night Ain't it strange what we do to feel alright? Oh yeah. So when will you call? I'm experienced Oh yeah Face to face And back to back You see and feel My sex attack Sing it Flesh, flesh for fantasy We want Flesh, flesh for fantasy It's after midnight Are you feelin' alright oh yeah Turn on the light, babe Are you someone else tonight? Neighbour to neighbour, door to door Don't ask questions, there's time for it all Oh yeah. Face to face And back to back You see and feel My sex attack Sing it Flesh, flesh for fantasy We cry Flesh, flesh for fantasy I sing for culture... Father loves his son, Mothers, daughters, too. It's an old old story, Cries the new world too. Flesh, flesh for fantasy We want Flesh, flesh for fantasy We want Flesh, flesh for fantasy You cry Flesh, flesh for fantasy ----------------

Bill Gates On Students
REALITY Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a high school about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world. Rule 1: Life is not fair.. get used to it. Rule 2: The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something before you feel good about yourself. Rule 3: You will not make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won’t be a Vice-President with a car phone until you earn both. Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough.. wait til you get a boss. Rule 5: Flippping burgers are not beneath your dignitiy. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping. They called it opportunity. Rule 6: If you mess up, it’s not your parents fault, so don’t whine about your mistakes. Learn from them. Rule 7: Before you were born, you paren

$11,000 Bill
So my college sent me a bill for $11,000, which I find highly amusing because it's not like I have $11,000 to give them. So tonight I've been applying for all sorts of student loans to pay for it. I'll have to do this for the next 2-3 years on top of the other student loans I have out so that's fun. I'm not going to stress too much about it though. As long as I have a good enough job to live comfortably and pay the minimum on my loans each month I don't care if I ever pay them off because once I'm dead that's the end of it and it really doesn't matter lol. But hopefully I'll end up being filthy rich and can easily pay them off :D

Billy Idol-john Wayne
You know you make me crazy and my mind is racing you're wastin' all my time someone come and save me oh yeah 'Cause when I need you I can see through and I feel you right now All my highway doin' my way and I want you to feel when I'm going down Chorus I am not affraid and I won't go down in fate nothing's gonna be the same and everything you know keep inside your soul tonight I'm gonna be John Wayne Oh yeah our colder Days are chasin' and you're not gonna face it the reason's in the rhyme you walked on what was sacrid Oh yeah And when I need you I can reach you and I feel you right now it's a new day but your skies are grey and I want you to feel when I'm going down Chorus I am not affraid and I won't go down in fate nothing's gonna be the same and everything you know keep inside your soul tonight I'm gonna be John Wayne everything you know keep inside your soul tonight I'm gonna be John Wayne Chorus I am not affraid and I wo

Bill Of No Rights
Bill Of No Rights For Non Custodial Parents We, the sensible and responsible people of the United States, in an attempt to ensure that all children receive every possible opportunity available to them, and to promote positive behavior as examples for all children, hereby establish some common sense guidelines for non-custodial parents and liberal policy makers within the government who appear to be confused by the belief that non-custodial parents are entitled to certain rights and privileges, and that excuses should be made for irresponsible people who, in virtually every aspect of their lives refuse to accept any responsibility for any of their actions. We hold these truths to be self-evident: That the rights of children are more important than the rights of irresponsible non-custodial parents and that non-custodial parents and liberal policy makers require a common sense "Bill of No Rights." ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to start a new family if you are unable to f

Bill Gates' Advice On Life
Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good,politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world. Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it! Rule 2 : The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3 : You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both. Rule 4 : If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. Rule 5 : Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity. Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes,

Billy Powell Passed Away
Lynyrd Skynyrd keyboard player Billy Powell dies. By Matt Soergel From http://www.jacksonville.com Billy Powell, a longtime keyboard player for Lynyrd Skynyrd who survived the band's 1977 plane crash, died at his Orange Park condo early this morning, according to police. Orange Park Police Chief James Boivin said Powell called 911 from his condo in Club Continental and was pronounced dead at 1:52 a.m. after rescue crews performed CPR on him. Boivin said he was told Powell had an appointment with his heart specialist Tuesday but never made it to the appointment. Current Lynyrnd Skynyrd singer Johnny Van Zant spent 22 years with Powell in the band. He said the band took the news of Powell's death hard. "You know, they say they've got one hell of a band up in heaven. My brother Ronnie up in heaven is probably saying, 'Billy, what took you so long?' I'm sure they're catching up on things in heaven." Powell, who went to Bishop Kenny High School, joined Skynyrd in 1972

Billy Powell - Rip - Jan 28, 2009
We lost another great musician today. Billy Powell of Lynyrd Skynyrd passed away today. A huge blow to the music world. Billy became a roadie with the original Lynyrd Skynyrd in 1972. He survived the plane crash that took most of his bandmates in 1977 to go on to do his own thing for a while. Then, in 1987, he reunited with Lynyrd Skynyrd with his fallen bandmate Ronnie Van Zant's brother, Johnny as the frontman. Billy's keyboard solo on Freebird is absolutely legendary. On January 28, 2009, Billy Powell passed away at his home in Jacksonville, Florida at the age of 56. Those of you who know me well, know that I go to every single Lynyrd Skynyrd show that comes around where I live. This is a huge loss for anyone who loves the music of Skynyrd and the things that they stand for; America, the working man, love, brotherhood and friendship and their great love for the music they were laying down. Billy, you are truly a Freebird now.....Rest in Peace, man. When we are asked,

Bill Would Require Paid Confederate Holiday In Sc
COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) -- A black state senator is pushing a bill that would require South Carolina cities and counties to give their workers a paid day off for Confederate Memorial Day or lose millions in state funds. Democratic Sen. Robert Ford's bill won initial approval from a Senate subcommittee Tuesday. It would force county and municipal governments to follow the schedule of holidays used by the state, which gives workers 12 paid days off, including May 10 to honor Confederate war dead. Mississippi and Alabama also recognize Confederate Memorial Day. Years ago, Ford said, he pushed a bill to make both that day and Martin Luther King Jr. Day paid holidays. He considered it an effort to help people understand the history of both the civil rights movement and the Confederacy in a state where the Orders of Secession are engraved in marble in the Statehouse lobby, portraits of Confederate generals look down on legislators in their chambers and the Confederate flag flies outside.

02.10.09 - Billy Joel - New York State Of Mind
SONG VERSION BELOW New York State Of Mind - Billy Joel VIDEO VERSION BELOW LYRICS BELOW Some folks like to get away Take a holiday from the neighborhood Hop a flight to Miami Beach Or to Hollywood But I'm taking a Greyhound On the Hudson River Line I'm in a New York state of mind I've seen all the movie stars In their fancy cars and their limousines Been high in the Rockies under the evergreens But I know what I'm needing And I don't want to waste more time I'm in a New York state of mind It was so easy living day by day Out of touch with the rhythm and blues But now I need a little give and take The New York Times, The Daily News It comes down to reality And it's fine with me 'cause I've let it slide Don't care if it's Chinatown or on Riverside I don't have any reasons I've left them all behind I'm in a New York state of mind It was so easy living day by day Out of touch with the rhythm and blues But now I need a

Bill Is Having A Party
Please help Bill during his party. Go to link below to read his blog on help he needs to get his party started. He will definitely return the love. Please pass his blog onto all your friends, fans and family as well. All help is deeply appreciated. Thank You, Hrtofgold Link straight to blog: http://fubar.com/blog/276795/969503 Link to Bill's Profile: Bill@ fubar

Bill Is Throwing An Auto 11's Party!!!!!
AUTO 11´S PARTY Thursday 12 February 2009, to Saturday 14 February 2009. A 2 DAY EVENT!!!! HELP HIM GOING FROM DISCIPLE TO ORACLE!!!!! Bill@ fubar SHOW HIM SUM FU LOVE HES ADORABLE THiS WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY OWNED BY DEMONS UNDER MY BED AKA LOST SOUL AKA GERMANY'S MOST WANTED AKA YOUR NEXT EX@ fubar (repost of original by 'OWNED BY DEMONS UNDER MY BED AKA LOST SOUL AKA GERMANY'S MOST WANTED AKA YOUR NEXT EX' on '2009-02-11 12:08:38') (repost of original by 'Bill' on '2009-02-11 12:11:54')

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Billy Made By Woody Hawthorne
http://chipmunkapublishing.co.uk/shop/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=1215 Billy the book about what happened to him in Virgina and I want everybody to see he is not a bad person he just has problems that need to be handled an I tried doing that for three months he is easy to get a long with and very outgoing, is very well known for speaking his mind this is what I want everyone to know I may have been hurt but thats just the way life is an I hurt my tooth badly not cause of him yes he got me drunk cause of the fact that I fell an hurt my own body. So I ask everyone to get a chance to read this book about Billy Hawthorne he is not a bad person...I really did have lust or love for him but it's not meant to be since he messed up two time's. Myspace: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=446423950

Bill Cosby Live In Worcester
Saw "The Cos" on 2/21 and laughed my lungs out! The man's 71 and he still tells stories that bust a gut. Of course now the stories are about being older and having to see the doctor but for those of us who are now having "procedures", relating to the travails of others. Seeing him come on stage in his UMass hoodie was classic.

Bill Hemmer Gay
Join the World's Largest SEX and SWINGER Personals Community. Join for FREE. Bill Hemmer is totally gay because He checked me out about 4 years ago in front of Virgin Records on 14th street and he even smiled at me. ... May 8, 2006 ... From Fox News- I

Bill Hemmer Is Gay
Join the World's Largest SEX and SWINGER Personals Community. Join for FREE. Feb 22, 2009 ... I was looking online wondering whether cute CNN Anchor Bill Hemmer is gay. During my research, I unearthed this rather amusing exchange from ... Bill Hemmer is totally gay because He checked me out about 4 years ago in front of Virgin Records on 14th street and he even smiled at me. ... Squarejaw, aka Bill Hemmer, is bowing out of the network he

Bill Maher Gay
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Billboard 100 Singles
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Billboard Hot 100 Singles
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Billboard Singles
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Billboard Singles Chart
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Billboard Singles Charts
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Billboard Top 100 Singles
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Billie Joe Armstrong Gay
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Billionaire Dating
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Billy Squier Gay
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Billy Beg And His Bull
Once upon a time, there was a king and a queen, and they had one son, whose name was Billy. And Billy had a bull he was very fond of, and the bull was just as fond of him. And when the queen came to die, she put it as her last request to the king, that come what might, come what may, he'd not part Billy and the bull. And the king promised that, come what might, come what may, he would not. Then the good queen died, and was buried. After a time, the king married again, and the new queen could not abide Billy; no more could she stand the bull, seeing him and Billy so thick. So she asked the king to have the bull killed. But the king said he had promised, come what might, come what may, he'd not part Billy Beg and his bull, so he could not. Then the queen sent for the Hen-Wife, and asked what she should do. "What will you give me," said the Hen-Wife, "and I'll very soon part them?" "Anything at all," said the queen. "Then do you take to your bed, very sick with a complaint," s

Bill Of No Rights
"We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guiltridden, delusional, and other, bed-wetters.We hold these truths to be self-evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim that they require a Bill of No Rights".ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone - not just you! You may leave the room, turn channel, express a different opinion,

Bill Of "non-rights" .. A Good Read
(Source Not Verified) NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION This is probably one of the best things I’ve read in a long, long time. The following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Kaye from GA. This guy should run for President one day... 'We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights.'

Billy Grunts.
The door squeaked as it pushed open from the outside. Slipping in behind a gust of wind, and the sound of a city engulfed with the end of the day rushed, were three men. Dressed, as anyone in this neighborhood would say, "to the nines", they shook off the cold, and the snow, but somehow could not shake off the eyes of everyone seated within this homage to the long lost saloons of days now gone. Everything made of wood, and covered in at least several years worth of spilt liquor and/or beer. Holes in every wall, from one guys fist, or maybe another guys head. And the faint smell of blood, and what could be feces, or just could be the combined breath of every dirty and drunk person scattered about the interior. The three men stood still for a moment, and took everything in. The first man, an elderly gentleman by the name of Peter "Petro" Cassaro stood at the forefront of the trio. His cream colored sharkskin jacket tapered perfectly to his body, concealing the Derringer he kep

Bill Of Non Rights
This guy should run for President one day... " We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights." ARTICLE I

Bills
I was suffering from a Migraine earlier so I went to go lay down, in a dark and cold place. I was laying there feeling better when out of no where Nakita the beast jumped on to the bed and started obsessively licking my face... As sweet as this might be shes a. not allowed on furniture and b. licking so much her tongue is getting dry and my face has become numb.. I figured it was time to get back up and see how my so called fu friends had faired without me. Apparently you all live your own lives, because non of you were waiting anxiously for my return..... Before heading to the basement, I saw my mail lady out of the corner of my eye... Let me tell you about my mail lady, shes sweet and elderly but probably has thighs of steel. She loves Nakita I'm not sure why but she always takes time to give her love and a cookie. Nakita being the bitch she is first growls at her then realizes this is the lady that gives me treats and jumps up on her.. (also not acceptable behavior). The Mail la

Bill Cosby
I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE. HERE IS MY PLATFORM:(1) 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can.(2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports. We will use the 'Wal-Mart ' policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.(5) Social security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. The president nor any other

Bill Of Rights
Amendment I Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances. Amendment II A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed. Amendment III No soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law. Amendment IV The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized. Amendment

Billy Mays
TAMPA, Fla. – Tampa police say Billy Mays, the television pitchman known for his boisterous hawking of products such as Orange Glo and OxiClean, has died. He was 50. Authorities say Mays was pronounced dead Sunday morning after being found by his wife at home. There were no signs of a break-in, and investigators do not suspect foul play. The coroner's office expects to have an autopsy done by Monday afternoon. Mays' wife, Deborah Mays, says the family doesn't expect to make any public statements and asked for privacy. Mays was also featured on the reality TV show "Pitchmen" on the Discovery Channel, which followed Mays and Anthony Sullivan in their marketing jobs. Who is next?

Billy Mays
TV pitchman Billy Mays found dead at Florida homeBy MITCH STACY, Associated Press Writer Mitch Stacy, Associated Press Writer 10 mins ago TAMPA, Fla. – Billy Mays, the burly, bearded television pitchman whose boisterous hawking of products such as Orange Glo and OxiClean made him a pop-culture icon, has died. He was 50. Tampa police said Mays was found unresponsive by his wife Sunday morning. A fire rescue crew pronounced him dead at 7:45 a.m. It was not immediately clear how he died. He said he was hit on the head when an airplane he was on made a rough landing Saturday, and Mays' wife told investigators he didn't feel well before he went to bed that night. There were no signs of a break-in at the home, and investigators do not suspect foul play, said Lt. Brian Dugan of the Tampa Police Department, who wouldn't answer any more questions about how Mays' body was found because of the ongoing investigation. The coroner's office expects to have an autopsy done by Monday afternoon

The Billion Dollar Crop That Could Change The World
Jack Herer has for years now been touting this $100,000 challenge from the back of his famous book, "The Emperor Wears No Clothes", yet no one has apparently risen to the task? Or have they tried and they just simply failed?? If they failed, then why aren't we using hemp to it's fullest potential?? Instead we have banned this completely amazing resource that could potentially become America's new multi-billion dollar crop, giving our economy a much needed boost! THE CHALLENGE: PROVE THEM WRONG! If all fossil fuels and their derivatives, as well as trees for paper and construction, were banned in order to save the planet, reverse the Greenhouse Effect and stop deforestation; then there is only one known annually renewable natural resource that is capable of providing the overall majority of the world's paper and textiles; meet all of the world's transportation, industrial and home energy needs, while simultaneously reducing pollution, rebuilding the soil and cleaning the atmosphere al

Bill Maher
bill maher was true on so many things and i have to agree 100% At one time or another I have insulted everybody, and I am proud of that. Folks, let me sum it up for you: I think religion is bad, and drugs are good. I think America causes cancer, longevity is less important than fun and young people should be discouraged from voting. I think stereotypes are true, abstinence is a pervsion, Bush's lies were worse than Clinton's and there is nothing sexy about being old or pregnant. I think 9-11 changed nothing, and if I had known the onset of war would add a hundred points on to Bush's IQ, I would have started one. I think pornography stops rape, I think AIDS ribbons are stupid, and flag burning makes me feel patriotic because it proves you have the freedom to express yourself. I think death is not the worst thing that can happen. I think people have too much self-esteem, and being drunk is funny. I think children are not innocent, God doesn't write books, and Jesus wasn't a republican.

Bill Gates
Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! To anyone with kids of any age, here's some advice. Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world. Rule 1 : Life is not fair -- get used to it! Rule 2 : The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3 : You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both. Rule 4 : If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. Rule 5

Billy And Betty
Billy: Yeah. I like the attitude. I like the spit we sling. I like the pendulum swing between strength and vulnerability. Betty: I disagree with you that our music isn't about a longing for home. Sure - not all our songs are (thank god) but the new album, The Homeward Stretch, is a nod to that good-achy feeling: the exult of leaving, the yearning to return; when coming home again feels like leaving. I think you just have a problem with being viewed as twee and cutesy and want to make your booze-weary man-side known. That reminds me, I bought your birthday present yesterday. Guesses on what it might be? Billy: No, sorry. Above, I meant I totally agree with you about home. I like how The Homeward Stretch just came together, how we let the theme reveal itself. Of course there is the sense of home, of contentment, of familiarity. The essence of domesticity. But the songs are each a component, an individual part, funny how it all linked up huh? No idea on birthday presents. Uggs? Last yea

Billet
billet\BIL-it\ , noun; 1.Lodging for soldiers. 2.An official order directing that a soldier be provided with lodging. 3.A position of employment; a job.transitive verb: 1.To quarter, or place in lodgings. 2.To serve (a person) with an official order to provide lodging for soldiers.intransitive verb: 1.To be quartered; to lodge.

Billy's Woodchuck Theory
ok so my kid is a nut.. like his mother B (Billy) and his best friend Junad were talking about how much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood. So, to be goofy, my kid writes a "mathematical equation". What a nerd!!! He reminds me of the little Sicilian guy in the Princess Bride-- "Inconvievable!!!" Here is his "equation". I just had to share this. Such a little smart ass ""Using the formula: (W+I)*C where W= the constant of wood, which is well known to be 61, as agreed in many scientific circles. I= the variable in the equation and stands for the word "if" from the original problem. As there are three circumstances with: 0 equalling the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood; 1 being the theory that the wood chuck can chuck wood but chooses not to; and 2 standing for the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood. We clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation. C= the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any problem involving

Bill Gates
This should be posted in every school!Love him or hate him , he sure hits the nail on the head with this! Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world. Rule 1 : Life is not fair - get used to it! Rule 2 : The world doesn't care about your self-esteem.. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3 : You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both. Rule 4 : If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. Rule 5 : Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity. Rule 6 : If you mess up, it's not your parent

Billboards Top 50 "sexiest Songs" *snorts*
Recently, Billboard has released its top 50 sexiest songs of all time. Me being the music buff that I am... Find this list absolutely deplorable. What they say on how its ranked... "Songs are ranked based on an inverse point system, with weeks at No. 1 earning the greatest value and weeks at No. 100 earning the least. To ensure equitable representation of the biggest hits from each era, certain time frames were weighted to account for the difference between turnover rates from those years." This was taken directly from Billboard.com. So without further ado, here are the 50 "sexiest songs" according to billboard. Yes, I will add my own commentary as I go down the list. 50. Foreigner – Urgent 49. Cyndi Lauper – She Bop 48. Ray J – Sexy can I 47. Adina Howard – Freak Like me 46. Cassie – Me & U 45. Ton Loc –

Billiards
I put the kids to bed and head down to meet you in the basement to play some pool. I come quietly down the wooden steps to see you racking the balls and can't help but stop and stare at your beautiful, sexy body in that short miniskirt and your small tank top. You feel the heat of my stare on you and you turn to look over your shoulder at me, making you look so sensual that I nearly fall down the stairs from my knees going weak. You watch me come down the rest of the stairs in my black, deerskin cowboy boots, my black jeans and nothing else and I can see the love, lust, and passion smoldering in your brown eyes. I approach you slowly, almost like a panther stalking it's prey, and you can see my body trembling with desire for you. I kiss you softly as I try to control myself and we turn our attention to the table.You have me break to get the game started, and I'm so distracted, I do a poor job of it. I hand you the cue and you pick your shot. You turn to me and innocently ask me to help

The Bill Of Rights
In the days of The Patriot Act and Illegal domestic wire tapping, I decided to take another look at the Bill of Rights. In doing so, I learned some things I had forgotten, but it also seemed to me that things have become a bit messed up. This is my tongue-in-cheek review of our rights! The Bill of Rights was ratified by citizens in these states, But, see, now there is a problem Today, it’s the world we face. There are ten things Gov. cannot do, They are spelled out for everyone. For now, these rights are set in stone. Let’s review them, one by one. The right to worship where you dare is the Number One protection. Arab, Jew or the Satanist; Free from undo persecution. But when their Gods tell them to kill we will hunt the sinners down. We’ll even fight in foreign lands and bomb them into the ground. It also says to speak your mind! It was next on Jefferson’s slate. But, please, don’t utter the wrong words, No obscenities from yo

Bill Maher Exposes Mormon Religion
I'm aware of what our manuals say, but my friends and family members still accept Jesus as their savior, they just don't agree with LDS church anymore. They didn't leave because of sins. But I am sure some do leave due to sin

The Bill Of Rights
The First 10 Amendments to the Constitution as Ratified by the States December 15, 1791 Preamble Congress OF THE United States begun and held at the City of New York, on Wednesday the Fourth of March, one thousand seven hundred and eighty nine. THE Conventions of a number of the States having at the time of their adopting the Constitution, expressed a desire, in order to prevent misconstruction or abuse of its powers, that further declaratory and restrictive clauses should be added: And as extending the ground of public confidence in the Government, will best insure the beneficent ends of its institution RESOLVED by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America, in Congress assembled, two thirds of both Houses concurring, that the following Articles be proposed to the Legislatures of the several States, as Amendments to the Constitution of the United States, all or any of which Articles, when ratified by three fourths of the said Legislatures, to be valid

Billionaire Tea Party Tycoons Financed Wisconsin’s Anti-union Governor, Records Show (repost)
By Stephen C. Webster Saturday, February 19th, 2011 -- 9:49 pm Who were among the financiers behind Wisconsin's Republican Governor, now embroiled in a controversial attempt to destroy public sector unions? None other than reviled tea party financiers Charles and David Koch, is who. Turns out, the billionaire oil tycoons' political action committee gave Gov. Scott Walker (R) roughly $100,000 in campaign contributions during the 2010 election, according to campaign finance records highlighted by Mother Jones. The contributions came from the same source -- Koch Industries PAC -- and though through two channels which were both legal under current campaign finance law. About $43,000 worth of PAC monies went directly to Walker's campaign, while the Republican Governors Association (RGA) sent $65,000 from the PAC to Walker. Wisconsin's governor also received help from the RGA by way of a $3.4 million ad buy on television and direct mail attacks against his political oppo

Bill On Pot
Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally on our planet, serves a thousand different functions, all of them positive. To make marijuana against the law is like saying that God made a mistake. Like on the seventh day God looked down, "There it is. My Creation, perfect and holy in all ways. Now I can rest. [Gives shocked expression] Oh my Me! I left fuckin' pot everywhere. I should never have smoked that joint on the third day. Hehe, that was the day I created the possum. Still gives me a chuckle. But if I leave pot everywhere, that's gonna give people the impression they're supposed to … use it. Now I have to create Republicans." " … and God wept", I believe is the next part of that story. Bill Hicks

Bill O’reilly Whines About Taxes And Jon Stewart Hammers Him With Facts (repost)
When Bill O’Reilly tried to complain that his taxes were already too high, Jon Stewart beat him down with facts, and debunked the GOP’s howls of class warfare. Here is the video from Comedy Central: O’Reilly claimed that he is paying through the roof in taxes, and when Jon Stewart said that wasn’t true, the FNC’s top rated host moved the goalposts. Here is their exchange: O’Reilly: I’m not going to give you. I am paying now through the roof in taxes. Stewart: You’re paying less than you paid in the nineties. O’Reilly: That’s not true. Property taxes are up. If you had a home you’d know that. Sales taxes have gone up. Stewart: The marginal tax rate was 39.6% O’Reilly: Yeah, and now it’s thirty six. Stewart: No, it’s thirty five. What is it? O’Reilly: Thirty five and a half, you round it up. Stewart: So, it’s 4% less. The rich have… O’Reilly: But ever

Billow
billow \BIL-oh\verb; 1. To rise or roll in or like a great wave; surge. 2. To swell out, puff up, etc., as by the action of wind. 3. To make rise, surge, swell.noun: 1. A great wave or surge of the sea. 2. Any surging mass.

The Bills
The Montreal Canadiens will look to Carey Price Saturday night to reverse their fortunes agains the Flyers. Vernon Davis Super Bowl Jersey . Montreal trails Philadelphia three games to one in their best of seven series. "He deserves a second shot," Canadiens coach Guy Carbonneau told the Canadian Press. "I think in the last few days he had time to calm down and refocus and get ready for another long stretch." After the thrilling overtime win in Game 1, the Canadiens have dropped three straight to the Flyers. Price struggled mightily in Games 2 and 3, giving up seven goals combined. Carbonneau went with backup Jaroslav Halak in Game 4, but Montreal still lost 4-2. "It was a tough time, you always want to play, but you have to respect the coaches decision," Price said about missing Game 4. "Im just looking forward to getting back in there. "Hopefully, we can pull off a winning streak." Price believes that the break could be a good thing for him - an opportunity to recharge his batteries.

Billy Collins, Poet: "the Names," For The Victims Of September 11th And Their Survivors.
BILLY COLLINS, poet: "The Names," for the victims of September 11th and their survivors. Yesterday, I lay awake in the palm of the night. A soft rain stole in, unhelped by any breeze, And when I saw the silver glaze on the windows, I started with A, with Ackerman, as it happened, Then Baxter and Calabro, Davis and Eberling, names falling into place As droplets fell through the dark. Names printed on the ceiling of the night. Names slipping around a watery bend. Twenty-six willows on the banks of a stream. In the morning, I walked out barefoot Among thousands of flowers Heavy with dew like the eyes of tears, And each had a name -- Fiori inscribed on a yellow petal Then Gonzalez and Han, Ishikawa and Jenkins. Names written in the air And stitched into the cloth of the day. A name under a photograph taped to a mailbox. Monogram on a torn shirt, I see you spelled out on storefront windows And on the bright unfurled awnings

2013 Billigen Und Die Skala Mutter Der Braut Kleid Ist Perfekt
Sie werden verstehen, wenn Frauen etwas zu Blume Mädchen und Frauen eine Reihe von neuen Kleidern zu verbringen ist eine große, all die kleinen Rasierklinge die immer Blumen sind feminine Kleidung. Wenn es eine gute Wahl ist, um den Lebensraum zu schützen, akzeptieren Sie, dass Sie wissen, werden sie die Blume Mädchen Mädchen Schuhe sein, was bedeutet, können Sie sehen, was sie litttle erscheinen , versuchen Lady. Wenn Sie die Einnahme das kleine Mädchen zusammen, diskutieren alle verschiedenen Blumen jungen Damen Kleidung, versuchen Sie, einige der am wenigsten Licht sehen in ihren Augen, wenn sie all die verschiedenen Blumenmädchen Kleider zu sehen, in Shop. Sie fühlen sich besser, wenn sie in allen verschiedenen Blumen können, jungen Damen müssen Kleider anzuprobieren, können sie in bleiben Sie wollen sicherstellen, dass die Blume Mädchen Kleider und andere Hochzeit gehen, scheinen sie nicht, wie sie nicht die wichtigste Hochzeit sind anzupassen. Wenn Sie das große Ereignis der a

Biloxi Pagan Pride Day
Celebrating the Ancient Gods & Goddesses Biloxi Pagan Pride's 3rd Annual Event Saturday, September 27, 2008 at Biloxi's Town Green Musical Guests - Lucidian Presentation on Heathenry by Guests of Honor the Hildulf Kindred Author, Dr. Daniel Capper of USM, will speak concerning religious diversity plus... Amnesty International of USM ...this years food drive will benefit the pantry at Camp Sister Spirit Folk School Vendors for 2008 Whiltierna - Celtic & Pagan artwork by Kathy Shannon McKee, tarot, palm & past life readings, loose semi-precious stones, and herbs by Judy Smith Pottery Your Way - sculpture, pottery, paintings by Gulf Coast Artist, Nimue Aeon, plus pottery demonstrations and children's crafts Toad's Bone Apotheca - Traditonal Witchcraft and Conjury supplies... featuring HoodooULove washes & baths Circle of the Green Faery - incense, oils, candles, statuary, jewelry and a small selection of books Enchanted Knoll -

Bi Love And How Bi Men Love Bi Women
How a bi woman shud b treated by a mature bi man. Wrtten to me 10/01/10 by a bi hot dude friend:Morning baby, I just woke up in bed with two friends and had a nice little 3 way morning fuck, nothing better for breakfast than cum! If we were together I'd hold you on my lap while you fucked your little whorecunt. You're such a sexy little whore, i can't imagine all the dick and cunt we'd fuck together,. I love you baby, I want to take you to a grimey pornshop with gloryhole booths...we could lock ourselves in and turn on some nasty bi porn than suck all the cocks coming through those holes together, swapping and swallowing all that jizz...Then we could stand up, bending forward and kissing while total strangers abused our tight, hungry asses....I'd have my hands all over your sweet little titties...I cdont care if they shoot their cum up your ass or pull their dicks out of your ass and let me suck them off....We're getting all that cum and sharing it...mmm fuck baby, you get me so hard..

Bi Male Personals
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Bi Married Men Personals
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Bimbo, Bimbo - Fienderella Poems
Bimbo, bimbo have you lost your cool? No Sir No Sir, I thought i'd hit them all! A bullet for the wanker, a bashin for the bitch and don't forget the kneecapping That I'm gonna give that witch! A Twisted Nursery Rhyme: Sung to the tune of "Baa Baa Black Sheep"

Bộ đôi Máy In Hp Chuyên Nghiệp Dành Cho Văn Phòng
Bộ đôi máy in HP chuyên nghiệp dành cho văn phòng mang đến giải pháp in ấn tài liệu tốc độ nhanh cùng khả năng copy, scan tốt, giúp tiết kiệm thời gian cho doanh nghiệp Đáp ứng nhu cầu in ấn với công suất cao Với kích thước nhỏ gọn, kiểu dáng đẹp, thiết kế chuyên nghiệp, máy in Hp LaserJet Pro 100 M125 hoàn toàn đáp ứng được nhu cầu in ấn với công suất cao của các doanh nghiệp hiện nay. Công suất máy in hp này đạt 8000 trang/ tháng với tốc độ in lên đến 20 trang/ phút. Nhờ công nghệ bật nhanh, chiếc máy in hp này giúp người dùng tối thiểu hóa thời gian chờ đợi với tốc độ

Binary Explosives (scary Stuff)
Subject: This will scare the hell out of you Binary Explosive Device: Many people dismissed the danger of carrying tooth paste and the like aboard an aircraft. Here's the reason. Witness the explosive power contained in one drop of binary explosive and consider the results of detonating a tooth paste tube size of binary aboard an aircraft. Most importantly, the recipe for this material is available on the Internet. In case you need to be reminded why you should be concerned about terrorists. Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.

Binary Switch
I am the walking midnight. Am I the beginning or the end? Am I a skipping stone or a foundation pebble? See it all comes down to that spiral the one in your rhythm with the dark purple echoes against black hips oscilating to the beat. Watching the clockspin Counting the mediocre deathwish. Calculating the next big hit of bit back insult and gentle humility. When all you want is meaty pulp between your fingers. That satisfying thud of skull to pavement. That overcoming grin that doesn't come with a snap or a rip. It comes beckoned. Summoned. Welcomed. Enthusiastic and oblivious Like a long lost dog waiting at your back porch. New trophy in hand, tail wagging wondering why you hadn't gone with him on that last adventure. My emotions constantly held under lock and key. My eager explosions bound like a bouncing tongue in my cheek. I'm going to burn your home feed you your own children and drown you in the blood of everything you've ever touch

Binds That Tie
these binds that tie from my binder are getting stronger and much much tighter i try not to move, struggle or give reason although my high charge is treason for my heart and mind are no longer one my mind left and my heart is on the run these binds cut, but the binder identity hurts more darkness is now what i implore to the very depths of my core the darkness used to be cold and frightening but now that ebony color is so blissfully inviting i am no longer full of hope and dreams for the years of binds have tought me a few things that nothing in life is what it seems and to think so, is to exhaustingly niave from lies and falsehoods to condemnation sentenced to life full of painful damnation this is my penance, i deserve all this and more, for once a long time ago, i was quite simply a mere whore in the eyes of a person who i gave myself to my heart was in it for far much more, something true i turned my back on my loved ones, to take the chance i hurt them all s

A Bind Of Black Silk
A Bind of Black Silk by WriterDom © A bind of black silk across closed eyes speaking softly as if to reassure I touch your hand bring it's satiny touch to lips and kiss you smell of all things wonderful I see lips quiver then bitten as if to hold back thoughts I cannot read hands open your gown warm like the fire against smallness of waist unfamiliar, yet just as you dreamed on those nights when unfulfilled desires kept you awake when the world was still my breath quickens at your beauty as gown gives way falling silently to the floor too long to wait moons went to sliver to full, to new, to just a smile too many times as I wondered if the winds of fortune would bring us together only fitting she is in orange glory on this fated night "Down my fair princess," Strong hands on shoulders push you to your knees fingers tangle in your hair my sword drawn its heat against your lips parting them, invading a void turning fantasy into trut

Bindi Is In A Contest
Hi, I entered my new puppy in a cutest pet contest and I wanted to ask you, if you have a chance sometime could you come by and rate her and maybe leave a few comments. She is a real cutey as you will see and I think she deserves to win. She has my heart and want give it back LOL. Anyway if you can help I would really appreciate it. IF not well, I still like ya. stacey

Bindi Is Sick
I know some of you have been watching my baby Bindi Marie grow up on here. She is 14 weeks now and weighs 34 pounds. Thats 4 pounds last week alone. But today she is sick. About 5 pm mikw noticed that she had a bunch of little bumps all over her. By 6 they were bigger bumps. I was watching her and I gave her a benedryl thinking she must have gotten into something in the back yard. Mike checked and didnt find anything unusuall out there. IT is a totally fenced off yard. Well, by 7 pm her face seemed to be swelling. She ate her supper with her usual appetite. she is running and playing and drinking her water normally. She wants to be held and loved but thats normal also ( she is a little spoiled ) Well/ BY 8pm I called her vet. HE said it sounded like she was having an allergic reaction to a bug bite and as long as she was breathing ok and not throwing up to give her another benedryl at bed time. HE said that she should be fine in the morning. But if anything changes or if they are

Bindi Update
Well, the morning has arrived. Me and Bindi had a really rough night. She seems a bit better this morning. I am taking her to the vet at 2:45 central time. When I give her the benedryl the bumps pretty much go away but when it wears off they come back. She was up all night whining and crying. only wanted to be held and loved on but couldnt settle down. The benedryl made her so very restless. I was scared to go to sleep afraid something would happen to her in the night. About 4 am me and her went to bed and she setteled down and slept for a couple hours so I got a little sleep. Its worth being tired to take care of her though. Well after the vet I will post another update. For all of those that read and commented. thank you so much for careing. She is my baby and I love her so very much. stacey

Bindi Update
Took Bindi to the vet yesterday. He said she is allergic to bugs. Go figure I live in southeast texas which is probably the bug capitol of the world and I have a puppy that is allergic to bugs. He gave her a steroid shot and today she is fine. No bumps anywhere. she is eating and playing like her normal self. Well wanted to let you all know she is fine now. Thank you again for all your love and support.

Binding Contract
Laura Stone sat at her desk, her fingers flying over her keyboard. She was hard at work on a very important presentation, perhaps the most important of her career. A group of Japanese businessmen were seeking to invest a large amount of capital into the company for which she worked, and she had been assigned the task of leading the pitch at a high level meeting to take place overseas. The complexity of the project did not hamper her, although it was by far the most thorough, complicated assignment she had faced. She was a hard worker, easily outperforming the rest of her department. She had proven herself indispensable to her boss, who always referred to her as his right hand gal. Completing her duties was simple. The challenge came in balancing her regular workload with the special tasks she was assigned throughout the day. Periodically her email box would alert her to a new message from her Master. She always opened them immediately, anxious to see what new torments he h

Binding Links
Binding Links© As we travel the roads of life There are those we meet along the way Who make connections in our hearts That change and time cannot displace You, my friend, are one of these Who seem to make it all worth while Even when I have to crawl, Or walk another lonely mile I will carry with me now All your special little smiles Our sounds of silly laughter That we shared a little while I will not forget you Nor the chapter you helped write Of a time in my life That gave my heart a dream of flight For everyone I've met Has given something in return But you're one of the special ones Who truly ever earned The right to be known as my friend Through all the years of change You now remain a binding link In my life's growing chain. For Piper and Me ©2000

Bindin
Binding Heart To manifest the thought of you Is to consider there is a heaven To glance at you Pierces through a lost soul to save me To inhale a sweet aroma from your radiant brown hair Makes the summer roses weep To embrace your lips against mine Trembles my mind To worship everything that you are Binds my time and my heart for you

Binding Spell
This spell is for binding a violent or dangerous person from doing harm. Photo of person to be bound OR a piece of white parchment paper with their whole name written on it in black ink or dove's blood ink 18 inches or so of black silken cord or black thick string, like embroidery floss A small glass jar w/ cork lid A small white candle A small black candle Light both your candles. Write the name on the paper or take the photograph in hand. Fold the paper or photo into as small a rectangle as possible. Take the cord in hand and begin to wind it around the rectangle, for a total of nine loops, saying aloud in a clear, strong voice: I (insert your name here), bind thee (insert name of offending person here) from causing harm to (insert name of victim here), from exerting control over this person, from influencing this person. I bind you from making further plans with this person. I call upon the angels, Auriel, Michael, Gabriel, and Raphael (or any other guides

Bind Us *poem*
Come to me in the night, Share the moonlit darkness with me. What is given freely is taken with all my soul, submitted with perfect love and trust. Fly with me as lighting strikes the earth, carry us in the shadows of all time. Cover me with instinct and take from me that in which I give, take my lifes eccence. I offer up my life, so that you may feel the devotion I have for u. Share with me in this life time that which will build into the next, for I was made in eternity for you. Bind yourself to me as we do in each life time, Knowing we will find each in the next. I will spread my wings across your flesh, so that for always you will feel protected. Bind us in the stars and in the night, For will out you I am nothing. And without you I am lost.

Binding Someone That Annoys You
Take a piece of paper and write the name of the person that is to be bound on a 3"x3" piece of paper, using a black ink pen or a pencil. While you do this visualize the face of the person on your mind. When you have written the name cross it with an inverted pentacle (5 pointed star within a circle). Fold the paper twice and take a rubber band and tie the paper with it. Raise it to your temple and chant three times the following... "To be protected from you, This magic charm i will do, With this words i bind thee, For you to let me be, To be protected from your harm, I now seal this charm". Now place the paper on your right shoe and slam your foot on the ground nine times (doesn't have to be so loud that everyone hears it) As you slam it the ninth time say... SO MOTE IT BE

Binded By Love
I put so much into what we had … Got lost in the past with you in my heart. Lord knows I would go to the ends of the world to Make you happy. It’s a damn shame that you did not see it in the same Light as I did. All broken up and shattered with pain of losing you When in reality I never did have you. You was playing silly ass games… got the wool pulled over my eyes . For those looking from the outside in would say I was Blinded by love. Whatever you want to call it… the pain is too great to Deal with. My mind is spinning out of control. Like I cant seem To find my way back to home. Clouds fill up my mind . I can feel the tears building up in my eyes And the pounding in my chest is getting greater Lord, why does it hurt so much? I thought that love wasn’t suppose to be so painful. Why do I feel so shameful? I feel as though I’m a flightless bird that doesn’t know How to use my own two feet. All I want to know is…

Binding The Darkness Of A Mad Man.
Its not my tears you see that make you know im sad. Its when i laugh When i hear your with someone new, Just to feed your urges, When you can ignore me and all my strides I feel laughed at, snubbed, discarded, Its just me now lonley lost laughing me and my knife lots of plans. laughing. a man once said rip a mans heart out and deal with the monster you create creation? no a spider creates. dancing in mid air as it spins its web. you dont creat you break

Bingo
Bingo.. Yeah me and my homefry neicey go play bingo on Fridays.. We have so much fun. We get fucked up and go try to figure out what we are trying to play, We munch out on some Cheese Stix and grandma cookies.. HaHa it is so fun. We are going tomorro night. Well wish us luck on it maybe we will hit some good amount of money.. LUCK!!!!

Bing Crosby
White Christmas- Movie trailer Ever since the first time I ever saw the movie White Christmas when I must have been 5 years old or so I've had a deep seeded innate love for Bing Crosby. Sure at that age I didnt know how long ago the movie was made or that I would never meet him or for that matter he was already dead. But wow.. did I love Bing- and do to this day. That movie I have to say is probably what made me eventually go into Dance as a major in college next to theatre.. so much love for White Christmas, Bing, Rosemary Clooney, Danny Kaye & Vera Ellen. Since Ive grown up I think Bing is the epidimy of sexiness in a man. I have no idea why - but his voice his talents his charisma charm and humanatarianism; laughter- thats the top of my personal pyramid. Bing Crosby - sings Moonlight Becomes You Bowie vs. Crosby - Little Drummer Boy Bing Crosby - sings White Christmas with Marjorie Reynolds

Bingo!!
Occasionally you can feel adrift on the ever-changing sea of your emotions, especially when it comes to a few key relationships. Learn to ride these waves of change, and these feelings will enlighten you. This is right on the money!!

Binge-eating Disorder
The signs and symptoms of binge-eating disorder include: * Recurrent episodes of compulsive overeating not followed by purging * No control over eating behavior * Feelings of shame or guilt * Fatigue * Joint pain * Gallbladder disease * Increased blood pressure and cholesterol levels It's often difficult to distinguish between an eating disorder and the whims and fads of adolescence. Parents need to be alert to sustained changes in dietary habits, not the occasional quirks that are part of growing up. Many teenage girls, and some teenage boys, go on diets to lose weight and stop dieting after a short time. As a parent, be careful not to mistake occasional dieting with an eating disorder. However, dieting can be a problem when your child stops gaining weight during pre-adolescent years, because your child should be gaining as much as 10 pounds a year. Other behaviors that may indicate your child has a potential eating disorder: * Not

Bingo!
I am a member of a volunteer fire department. I'm sure you've figured that out from looking at my page. LOL Anyway, we run bingo every Monday night for the community. I sell the early bird cards and the mystery number, and I sit next to the person who sells the regular bingo cards. Ok, this is what boggles my mind. We live in a community that is not dirt poor, but not well off by any means. Most of our bingo patrons are in their 50's or older, and 99% of them are female. These women who complain about the cost of living being out of this world, and yet they are coming into the hall with rolls of 20's and they are shelling out at least $40 just to play. That doesn't include the cost of strip tickets or quickies. Today I saw a woman buy $50 worth of Safari tickets. That's 50 tickets! Why? I do have to admit I am impressed with the speed in which those daubers fly over the cards. Most of these women play at least 36 cards at a time! If you stand at the end of a tabl

Binge Eaters
First recognized in the 1990s, binge eating disorder is characterized by episodes of uncontrolled eating. Those with the disorder do not practice purging, but have feelings of lost control and marked distress about their eating behavior. Most are overweight and have a history of weight fluctuations. Psychiatric illness is also common, especially depression. Warning Signs * Frequent overeating that feels out of control * Eating rapidly * Eating to the point of being uncomfortably full * Eating alone * Irritation and disgust with self after overeating * History of dieting and/or failed diet attempts

Bing Nice And Finishing Dead Last
You know they say Nice guys finish dead last. Well I can sya that is soo true. And honestly I am sick of it. So f***ing what I dont have looks are money or etc. I have where it counts. I have a good freind who is my fu wife(who is special to me) and a cpl other special ppl that i know truley care bout me. So other than them, and since I am veiwed as a "freind only guy" I am not interested anymore in a relationship in real life. You can thank my ex wife ad a few dozen women you can thank.

B****ing
Dedicated to all the desperate men/boys on internet or what the hell u should call emDont ask me "can I have your number?""Can I call u?""Can I come?"When I say no dont ask "why not?"Dont tell me "I Love u"Dont say "I want u to be my wife"When all u knowIs my age, name n looksPLEASE dont send me your msn or yahooWhen I never asked for it in the first placeYeah there‘s normal people out there tooBut way less then all u stupid foolsWhat‘s wrong with people? can u really be that desperate?it‘s said really really sad...I feel sorry for y‘all you bitch u whorei can‘t take u any moreu lie and u bck staband tri to make me madbut here‘s the thing u slutcompared to be ur a runtim the number one bitchso deal wit it

Bingo Boomy
So i'm having a Bingo Boomy... What Is it? Well you pick two numbers between 1-75 and you pay 10 million fu-bucks... It ends Sept 2 And will be drawn in a lounge on cam LIVE.. So hurry...Get Your numbers Before they are gone... Pm Only Please unless i state otherwise

The Binki Contest
The secound one is the sexiest binki contest.. I need 6 girls for that. Please hit me up in sb or massage me.. Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting Prizes are this 1 places Diamond earring. 2 places is 5,000 in store 3 is just a rose and something esle

Binkx Has Died
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Bin Laden
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Bin Ladin
Immortal Technique I pledge no allegiance, nigga fuck the president's speeches I'm baptized by America and covered in leeches The dirty water that bleaches your soul and your facial features Drownin' you in propaganda that they spit through the speakers And if you speak about the evil that the government does The Patriot Act'll track you to the type of your blood They try to frame you, and say you was tryna sell drugs And throw a federal indictment on niggas to show you love This shit is run by fake Christians, fake politicians Look at they mansions, then look at the conditions you live in All they talk about is terrorism on television They tell you to listen, but they don't really tell you they mission They funded Al-Qaeda, and now they blame the Muslim religion Even though Bin Laden, was a CIA tactician They gave him billions of dollars, and they funded his purpose Fahrenheit 9/11, that's just scratchin' the surface They say the rebels in Iraq still fight for Sad

Bin Laden Has Not Been Indicted For His
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Bin Laden & The Genie
While trying to escape through Pakistan , Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on a beach, and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle, and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?" "You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything", barked Bin Laden. The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish, or I will be returned to that bottle forever." Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman, and said, "Very well. I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So, just do it, and be off with you!" The annoyed genie said, "So be it!", and disappeared. The next morning, Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance. >> >> Allah is good!

Bin Laden To Send Strong Message: Al-sahab
Primary Navigation HomeU.S.BusinessWorldEntertainmentSportsTechPoliticsElectionsScienceHealthMost Popular Secondary Navigation World Video Middle East Europe Latin America Africa Asia Canada Australia/Antarctica Kevin Sites Search: All News Yahoo! News Only News Photos Video/Audio Advanced -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bin Laden to send 'strong message': Al-Sahab Sun May 18, 9:10 AM ET CAIRO, Egypt - The media wing of al-Qaida says Osama bin Laden soon will issue a new message addressed to the Islamic world. Al-Sahab posted a banner Sunday on a militant Web site known for carrying the terror network's messages. It said a "powerful speech to the Islamic nation," will be issued soon. The announcement comes after a message from Bin Laden on Friday marking the 60th anniversary of Israel's foundation in which he vowed to continue his struggle against the Jewish state. Messages typically appear within 72

Bin Laden At The Pearly Gates
So, Osama bin Laden is standing before God waiting to hear his punishment, when God gets a tap on the shoulder. Behind him stands 343 firefighters, 72 police officers, one K9 officer, 3,000 American citizens & over 5,000 soldiers. "Don't worry, God, we got this!"

Bin Laden
May 7th, 2011 Bin Laden I was once the world’s greatest terrorist spewing my islamo fascist retterick, then I was shot in the head bled out where I be with No place 2 rest, dropped from a C-130 into the deep blue sea, Now I’m drowning with my arm protruding out please Allah come & save me, I didn’t want 2 leave the compound Bin Laden, trapped a victim of my own success the world’s most wanted man, & the best laid plans of mice and men fall apart, unraveling at the seams & unsure behind the scenes, Yes angry doesn’t begin 2 describe me-as my head is spinning in an axis of global directions, I was called an asshole an idiot with affection, I missed my conncetion & if first U don’t succeed try try again, I used 2 rule the world with an iron fist, had the whole world in my hands when my whole world was invested 2 get into that treasure when she had my heart & the whole wide world in her pants, Breath Reid, take deep breaths, cheer up death is certain

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Bin Searches In Missing Girl Hunt
Bin searches in missing girl hunt The nine-year-old is described as being timid Police have teamed up with a council to carry out bin searches in a bid to find fresh clues in their hunt for missing schoolgirl Shannon Matthews. About 50 officers specially trained in search tactics are scouring bins in the area near her West Yorkshire home as the inquiry moved into its seventh day. Kirklees Council said waste teams were accompanying police and emptying the bins after checks had been made. Shannon Matthews failed to return to her home in Dewsbury Moor on Tuesday. Police said they were "gravely concerned" for the schoolgirl. Map of key locations A spokesman for West Yorkshire Police said bins on the route between Westmoor Junior School - where Shannon is a pupil - and her home on Moorside Road were being searched. He added: "The bins have been left uncollected so officers can check their contents in the hope of uncovering any clue as to her whereabouts."

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Hey bois I am Jennifer.. I am tired of these young imature boys that say they are men.That hop on and hop off crap is for prudes I want sweet sweaty sex.I want a man who knows how to please a woman, instead of me telling them how and where to touch me... With older men I get that.. I love maturbating for older guys and watching their cocks growing inside their pants and get them to take it out and use it on me any way they want as long as I get to cumm and that shaft.. So if you would like me to masturbate for you give me a call I promise to save an orgasm for you... KissesNasty Past TimesNite FlirtsPhone EncountersClick on the picture above to view my listings!

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Im Jolene, I work at the local convienent store. I stock the shelves on 3rd shift there.I just love when those hot delivery men come in at 3am. I like to go stand in the freezer section so my nipples are hard as rocks. I love the looks those hotties give me when they see me come out and my nipples are poking right out of my T-shirt. Call me and I will tell you all about it...Nasty Past TimesNite FlirtsPhone EncountersClick on the picture above to view my listings!

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I am Jasmine.. Since I have been a little girl all I have ever been around is bikers thanks to mama. So naturally I have turned out to be just like a my mama. I love bikes and I love biker trash with hard cocks. I dont know what excites me more the viberating bikes against my clit or the biker parties.. WINK Now I have even made my mama proud I have done every biker in our club house and I am going for round 2, and I am only 19 Y/O.. So if you think you can handle this trailer trash give me a call....Nasty Past TimesNite FlirtsPhone EncountersClick on the picture above to view my listings!

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Hello everyone. As most of ya know I am a bisexaul femail. I am not mared anymore though. I do not have any kids. I did have two dogs that were my kids though. But I left them with my ex husband. As mist of you know I have a new love now. He is such a great and loveing man. And he means the world to me. I have known him for meny years. And for me I think it was love at fist sight. Although I did not realize that untel a few years later. And now I feel like I am ware I fily belong.

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From Christina Aguilera website. One of the most accomplished performers of the last decade, Christina Aguilera has sold well over 25 million albums worldwide and cultivated a fan base that crosses generational, racial and gender lines. Now, segueing from the audacious sexuality of her second studio album, Stripped, the chameleon-like performer pays tribute to the music that has inspired her with the August 15th release of Back To Basics (RCA Records). A modern take on vintage jazz, soul and blues from the 1920s, ‘30s, ‘40s and beyond, her third studio album is wildly inventive, whose throwback style creates a sound that’s gritty and raw. The album reunites her with producer Linda Perry and offers new collaborations with producers such as DJ Premier. The upbeat first single, “Ain’t No Other Man,” will be world-premiered on the MTV Movie Awards on June 8 prior to its debut on June 12. “This is a concept album that follows a bold vision,” explains Aguilera. “The touchstone

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Stephanie Lynn Nicks was born on May 26, 1948 to Jess and Barbara Nicks in Phoenix, Arizona. Stevie's mother instilled in her a love of fairy tales, fantasy, and magic. Her grandfather, Aaron Jess Nicks, taught her to sing when she was four years old. He was a frustrated, unsuccessful country singer who wanted Stevie to follow in his footsteps and become a country singer herself. When she was young Stevie moved with her family from Los Angeles to San Francisco. Stevie received her first guitar at the age of 16, and she began writing songs. Her first song was “I've Loved and I've Lost”. The first band she was in was called “The Changing Times”. She met Lindsey Buckingham during her senior year of High School. They joined a band called Fritz with friends Javier Pacheco and Calvin Roper Upon. Stevie attended San Jose State University after she graduated. Since the other members of Fritz were still in High School, Stevie had to commute back and forth almost every night in order to m

Biog
Good day! If you haven't guessed, my name is Jon. I moved to Redding on the 3rd of July (2006). Didn't take me long to get settled in. I'm working with HSF. Good company. $6.75. Not much, but it pays the bills ... lol ... well, below this is basically my life story. Enjoy. If you'd like to skip past it, Hold "Shift, and push "Page Down." It will put you at the bottom of this screen. I was born August 7th, 1983 in Pomona, California. I have one brother (Stanley) and one sister (Christina). While I was growing up, my family moved frequently, about every 4-6 months. I've lived in Pomona, Covina, West Covina, San Bernardino, El Monte, Glendale, Burbank, Pasadena, and North Hollywood – to name a few. Growing up, I had many trials and tribulations. When I was 4, my sister (born deaf, blind, cerebral palsy, and a 3rd grade heart murmur) passed away. I don't have many memories of my past. In 1999, we moved to Covina. We lived here for some time. I have little memories so I can't give a

Biography Of Ani Difranco
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Biography For Mae West
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Biography
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Biography Of A Cracker
Captian Cooter did my bio a while back, I finally found it and wanted to post it here where I'll always be able to refer back to it! Crazy Cracker was born in 1969, the year of herpes, in a backwoods lot in Louisiana to the last two goblins in existence. He has since led a lonely life, wandering the streets of Chino, looking for another troll to mate with..however the only ones he could find were too hideous to even consider, and now the only chance he has to save his species is to go fuck himsel.

Biography Of Nandan Nilkeni
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Biohazard
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Biohazard-sellout
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Biology teacher is kick ass! He's laid back and funny as hell! I have to pick up some supplies Thursday after my first class is over, but that's fine since I have to go take care of some stuff anyway. I ended up having two friends in Biology and both with the same lab night as me! So, that made all of us happy. We'll have a good group going. I'm really looking forward to Biology! Oh and my friend is still beating me down for dropping that one math class and picking up a 3 hour Friday math class. Honestly, I dont care. 3 hours in math might do me some good.

Biology Final Exam
Students in Biology class were taking their final exam. The last question was, "Name seven advantages of Mothers Milk," worth 70 points or none at all. One student was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote: 1. It is perfect formula for the child. 2. It provides immunity against several diseases. 3. It is always at the right temperature. 4. It is inexpensive. 5. It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa. 6. It is always available as needed. And then, the student was stuck. Finally, just before the bell indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote: 7. It comes in really awesome containers. He got an "A"

Biology Tests!!
So I had my first Bio test on June 14th and I got 51/50pts!!! How 51 you might ask? Well there was an extra credit question that I got correct also :) I had my second Bio test on June 26th and I just saw my grade online and I got 50/50 on that also!!! (which I know I got the 2 extra credit questions so that gave me the 50 hehe) I'm so excited!!!! :) Thanks to all who wished me luck!! :)

Biology Test
Students in biology were taking their final exam. The last question was, "Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk," worth 70 points or none at all. One student was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote; 1. It is the perfect formula for the child. 2. It provides immunity against several diseases. 3. It is always at the right temperature. 4. It is inexpensive. 5. It bonds the child to the mother, & vice versa. 6. It is always available as needed. And then the student was stuck. Finally, just before the bell indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote; 7. It comes in really awesome containers. He got an A

Biology Students Final Exam!!
Students in Biology class were taking their final exam. The last > >question > >was, "Name seven advantages of Mothers Milk," worth 70 points or none at > >all. > > > > > > > >One student was hard put to think of seven advantages. > >He wrote: > > > >1. It is perfect formula for the child. > > > >2. It provides immunity against several diseases. > > > >3. It is always at the right temperature. > > > >4. It is inexpensive. > > > >5. It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa. > > > >6. It is always available as needed. > > > >And then, the student was stuck. Finally, just before the bell > >indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote: > > > >7. It comes in such cute containers. > > > >He got an "A"

Biological Terror Attack Likely By 2013, Panel Says
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Terrorists are likely to use a weapon of mass destruction somewhere in the world in the next five years, a blue-ribbon panel assembled by Congress has concluded. Police watch over travelers at New York's Grand Central Terminal before Thanksgiving. They are more likely to use a biological weapon than a nuclear one -- and the results could be devastating, the chairman of the commission told CNN. "The consequences of a biological attack are almost beyond comprehension. It would be 9/11 times 10 or a hundred in terms of the number of people who would be killed," former Sen. Bob Graham said. He cited the flu virus that killed millions of people in 1918 as an example. "Today it is still in the laboratory, but if it should get out and into the hands of scientists who knew how to use it for a violent purpose, we could have multiple times the 40 million people who were killed 100 years ago," he said. The U.S. government "needs to move more aggressively

Biological Psychology Question?
1. Should someone accused of a crime be able to plead not guilty on the grounds of brain dysfunction or hormone imbalance? Would this be similar to a defendant pleading not guilty because he or she was under the influence of drugs? When making your statement keep in mind of the Pro's vs con's of the topic also the issues such as moral ,legal and ethical this should be a good debate lets all have fun i enjoy my phys class and would love to share this topic makes you think

The Biology Of It
The best alternative to my hand is a mouth or pussy - maybe a mouth because they seem to be easier to care for, depending on one's diet? That is an unresolved question with me and an important one because I have had problems using pussy as an alternative to my hand and really don't like condoms at all. I've had problems with my cock, most recently with what seems to be "contact dermatitus" of the glans - viz., the head of my cock. One part of this problem has been resolved by using "Firefly Organics" instead of my previous glycerin based lubes. I no longer get shiny raised placques which are commonly diagnosed as psoriasis. Apparently what happens is I get horny and look for images or preferably interactive emotions to devote my sacrament to - i.e., make a load of cum and shoot to. If in the rare case it's someone I have Loving feelings for, it never works because they're usually just someone that's conning me into believing I Love them in order to get money from me. There may have

Biomechasexual
Biomechasexual by Christian Black © “Tell us what you’re into,” the man in the white coat asked Brenda. His pen was ready for her answer, a clipboard on the desk before him. “And be honest.” Brenda only blinked at him. The man looked like her Uncle Frank, right down to the bald head and the alarming tufts of nasal hair. How could she confess her most intimate fantasies to someone who reminded her of a man who used to ask her to pull his finger? Brenda found herself blushing. “Into?” she stammered. “What do you mean?” “Well, to start with, do you prefer men . . . or women?” Brenda looked away. “Both,” she said. “Ah,” the man showed interest for the first time since the interview had begun. “Bisexual. We haven’t had one of those yet. I’m not sure . . . is there one or the other you lean more towards?” Brenda shook her head. There had been times in her life when she had been 100% straight or 100% gay, but it had been so long since she’d had a lover of either gender

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Bionic Women !!!
OK here is the deal.......March 22nd at Jefferson Hospital.....I will undergo a real scary surgery. They will take 2 bones from what I have no idea but anyway 2 bones one to be put in the c-5/c-6 and one shaved down to make my neck & spine of normal curvature at the c-4/c-5!! Like it is a shock to me that I am defective..lol... then take a metal plate to keep them in place it will take 4 to 6 months for recovery! I am sure I will be needing the company of my Cherry Tap Bud's Wish me strength and endurance!

Bionics And Stuff
in 24 hours, i shall be about halfway finished with my "total hip replacment" surgery. evidently its a pretty major deal. i'll be laid up in the hospital until Thursday. Next week my mom is coming up to help me with whatever needs to be done as i recover. my mom is a nosey biddy so i won't be logging onto fu while she's around. (crap i gotta call her, don't i?) at any rate, my presence here over the next couple weeks will be little. if anyone wants to keep in touch via email, misterfeet@hotmail.com If you do send me an email, please put your fubar user name in the subject title, just in case it gets routed to junk mail. if not, well i'll be back full force in a few weeks and jumping around again woot woot :) oh btw, happy birthday to Mz Phatty and to Violets!

Bioootttcchhhhh
My profile picture got rated a 3, i was like that isn't very nice, she says i was rating the photo hun not you, i say but I'm in the photo, she says but it isnt a great pic sorry, snotty lil 18 year old UK biootch. angeleyes1974 is who this was I could go rate her all 1's but im not mean I mean come on I am just relaxing in my bed.

Bio Of Unfortunate Sadness
Well what can I say about my life? Its difficult when life itself is always taunting you never giving you your greatest happiness. Everyone has something in life that brings them great happiness...mine was being loved by the girl of my dreams and being in a relationship. Its difficult when life gives you a taste of what you have always wanted just to take it away within a month or two. I guess that everyone has endured this or something like this...because as we all know life is not easy. Life can be a cruel and heartless bitch to us all, in fact. But...can anyone say that they have shared pain or experienced sorrow the way that I have? My sadness has been repeated...multiple times to be exact...in cruel ways that I doubt anyone else can say the exact same. I will soon be 21...and I have yet to have a good relationship that I can look back on...not even one...just heartless bitches who took my kindness and made it a joke for their own amusement. Maybe theres something wrong

Bio Of Rey Mysterio Jr.
Rey Mysterio Jr Biography Real Name: Oscar Gonzalez GutierrezNickname: Flying FuryBirthday: December 12, 1974Height: 5’6″Weight: 165 lbsHometown: San Diego, CaliforniaWent to School at: Los Altos Elementary, Montgomery Jr. High, Montgomery High SchoolTrained In: Tijuana, MexicoWCW Debut: 1991Was Also Known As: El Colebri and nicknamed El Super Nino (as a rookie)Finisher: Top-Rope Hurricanrana or 619 Óscar Gutiérrez Rubio, (born December 11, 1974 in San Diego, California) better known by his ring names Rey Misterio Jr. and Rey Mysterio is a Mexican-American professional wrestler currently performing for World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) on the SmackDown!. Mysterio is known for his aerial wrestling techniques, which kick-started the “cruiserweight” revolution in the United States of America in the late ’90′s. He has won the WCW/WWE Cruiserweight championship eight times – more than anyone else in history. He’s touted as the great

Biopolitics
by Dr. William Pierce Hello! As I prepare my remarks for today's broadcast, last month's presidential election is still just a bit up in the air, with the lawyers for both sides preparing for further court challenges, so it is remotely possible that the Democrats could take the White House away from the Republicans, although that doesn't seem likely. What is certain is that this recent electoral circus has been acutely embarrassing to everyone who is stupid enough or naïve enough still to believe, at this late date in the self-destruction of Western civilization, that democracy is a reasonable way for our people to govern themselves. The Republicans may have taken the prize in this lamentable and undignified contest, but they have very little for which to congratulate themselves, because it is quite clear they can never again win as Republicans: that is, as upholders of the American tradition of independence and self-discipline which Republicans, in the past, claimed

Biopsy Results.
The results are in... (warning.. icky feminine stuff below) I dont have cancer (yet). We may have caught it early enough, but my family history(uterine cancer) is definately catching up to me quick. My Doctor is refering me to an oncologist and a surgan. I'll probably be having surgery to remove the polyps and surrounding tissue. From there, more biopsys. Or, I could opt to have a total hysterectomy. I'll know more once I meet with the specialists. It really is going to be up to me and what I want. Do I just go for the hysterectomy and be done like my mother, grandmother, and great grandmother did? Or do I have the cells removed and end up having to go back for rechecks and more D&C's like my sister has been doing for the last three years? Granted, what shes been doing had prevented cancer from actually forming, but I've also watched her ger worse over the years.. Heavier, longer lasting, more painfull periods..ect. I mean, I already have the heavy and painfull periods.. do I r

The Biopsy
Well, lets just say it was not fun, not fun at all. I won’t even give the nasty ass details on how they did it. Hopefully it comes back as being normal and such. However the thingy they found on my uterus is a diffrent story. The doctor is not quite sure what it is. And that has me a little worried. I know its probably nothing, and I am glad that he wants to make sure everything is okay. He gave me a few choices. One was to have and MRI to see if they can get a better picture of what ever that is. Second was a laprascopy. Or thrid and final, just rip it all out and let some scientist some where figure out what it is, and have me be totally done with all of this. Well, I think I am going to start off small. I have and MRI monday at 7 am. What fun, right? But I will let you all know what else happens. Thanks everyone for your thoughts and your prayers. It has been a hard time for me and my family. You people rock.

Biopsy
I WILL BE GOING INTO THE HOSPITAL VERY SOON FOR A LIVER BIOPSY TO DETERMINE HOW MUCH DAMAGE HAS BEEN DONE TO MY LIVER. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT ALREADY KNOW, I WAS DIAGNOSED WITH HEPATITIS C VIRUS ON FEBRUARY 22, 2008, CONSEQUENTLY LOSING MY JOB AS A MEDICAL CODER AT A HEALTH CARE FACILITY, AND MY HEALTH COVERAGE ALONG WITH IT. I HAVE BEEN PUTTING IT OFF AS LONG AS I CAN, BUT THE TIME HAS COME TO GET IT DONE. TREATMENT CANNOT BEGIN UNTIL AFTER THE RESULTS OF THE BIOPSY ARE IN. HOPEFULLY I DON'T HAVE LIVER CANCER OR CIRRHOSIS. EXPECTING A CHECK FROM 401K PLAN, AND AS SOON AS IT GETS HERE I WILL BE GOING INTO THE HOSPITAL. OR IF IT DOESN'T GET HERE BY MONDAY, I AM GOING ANYWAY...IF DALLAS DOESN,T HAVE MONEY FOR GAS TO GET BACK AND FORTH, MAYBE I WILL GET SOME REST! LOL! WILL TRY TO UPDATE BEFORE I GO IN... PEACE, LOVE, AND BLESSINGS OF THE GODDESS

Biopsy Postponed...again!!!
Well, they just sent me home from the hospital...no way will they do any sort of surgery cuz my b/p is 96/48...I swear I may never have the stupid biopsy! doc visit on Friday! Cin Much thanks and love to all for all the support and leveling love today!!! (((huggz)))

Biopsy
It has come to a biopsy with Mom. She has two spots in her right lung and a larger one in her left. Catch 22 is that the cure could kill her as well. We should know something Monday when the results come in. Thanks for reading.

Bio Page
34 y.o pro guitar player.Classically trained in Europe and have a degree in music.Started playing guitar sometime at the age of 7.Some 20+ years of experience in music biz between performing,recording and teaching.Have been playing at a russian night club for well over 8 years until Nov,2008.Current acts include"R&R" a classic rock/southern rock/blues cover bandA house band at Waters Memorial Methodist Church An established all-original band "Washington's Crossing" In 2005 a CD called "Dreamers" was released http://www.myspace.com/washingtons2crossingTony&Ray Acoustic/Electric Duo with Tony Alosi who is a lead singer/songwriter and a guitar/bass player.Have been collaborating on producing and recording Tony's originals "Not Your Man Anymore","Wrongful Kisses","I'm A Liar","Windy December" http://www.myspace.com/tonyalosi"Clock Radio" a power trio party band

Bi Or Straight
well i reached my limit on mumms today so im doin a blog...... so heres the thing.... my friends say im bi cause i mess with girls wen im drunk but jus for fun. and wen im sober ill say a girl is hot or somethin like that. so they been bugin me and want me to be bi, "by the way they are bi and lez" so i was wonderin wat do you think.... i know its not a mumm but hit me up anyways thanks muahz to all my CT people

Biosecurity
Damn boring day today. Government Department "Ministry of Agriculture and Forestry (MAF)" decided that everyone who had Biosecurity Accreditation had to do another course and become reaccredited and pay the government for the privilage. Boring as hell, but then it was most of a day away from work on full pay.

Bios
DJ Pitbull was born in 1970 to a whore and pimp in South-side Chicago. At the age of 6 he happened to see his mother naked, and not pay his father. He has walked with a limp ever since. When Pitbull turned 27, he gained an unhealthy obsession with Jonathan Frakes (Commander Riker on Star Trek). After many failed attempts a wooing the television star by breaking into his house, molesting his dog, and violating his house-plants, Pitbull was eventually served with a restraining order and thrown into jail for 120 days. While serving his time, he met a cholo who told him of a plastic surgeon who could help him out. Once he got out, he found the surgeon, and eventually (after many many acts of male on male prostitution to pay for the downpayment) went through the long and painful process of adapting his face to look like his favorite television star. He was finally happy, he could stare at himself in the mirror for hours on end while masturbating and finally be at peace with his looks. Howev

Bios, I Meant Tri-os
What started this stupid thread was the fact that I read my Bio-rhythms on the computer today. It said, "your energy is 66% you can safely do all the things you wish." Yes. Well, that was bad news because what it should have said is, “You will feel like doing the washing up this evening.” It is funny that I think energy is physical, well it seems not and time immemorial when the energy level is high, I do the washing up in the evening. I don't say that I wash the grill pan out, that is the last straw, and tonight it especially is because it is freezing. . Which reminds me, I have lost weight. Yes, I am now getting quite shrivelled and wrinkly because as you know putting on weight is cheaper than buying expensive moisturisers which keep wrinkles at bay. So the once bursting and blooming face is now withered and shivered. The happy news is that I have managed to get into my old jeans and so last week I went out for the evening in jeans for the first time in two years and nine

Biotch, I'm From The South!!!!
Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from Florida came back and put them on their asses at the bottom. And whoever that was, GOD BLESS YOU! CALIFORNIA: - I can wear sandals all year long - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" -Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang. - I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often - I know what real cheese & avocados taste like -Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal -We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down. -I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's! -All the porn you watch is made here, cause we're better and thats how it is - I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear - I know 65 mph really means 100 - When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we

Biotches That Say They Are Your Friends
Don't you hate those girls/guys that say they are you friends but then you find out they are just being your friend cause they want to sleep with your soon to be ex... not even divorced yet.. yes i had several girls that said they was my friend but turned out they was only after my exs. 2 girls ended up marrying 2 of my exs and now i got one that wants me to be the god mother of her daughter but to find out she is after my soon to ex husband... after she done told me straight to my face she was not interested in him like that.. i looked at his profiles on the internet and i seen a bunch of comments where she has met up with him and comments on his dick pick asking him to sleep with her.. When she knows I still have feelings for him... He knows to cause he asks me all the time and I refuse to lie about anything.. yes i still have little feelings for him but not alot anymore.. CAN WE SAY MAJOR WHORE??? well to say yes i cussed her out and i am no longer friends with her... BACK S

Biotch Fight!!!
So, my friend on here Tabouslous is actually my best friends sister. She has been living with my best friend, as am I until I get my own apartment. Well stuff happened between her sister and her and she was kicked out. Well today she came over to get her stuff, she was screaming and being out of control. My friend opened the door to tell her to stop because of all our kids were sleeping, tabbi starts yelling some more then all of the sudden she came after me and punched me!! WTF!!?? All I was doing was standing in the kitchen making sure she didnt come after my friend, and then she comes after me saying she hates me and wants to fucking kill me, my friends husband and tabbi's boyfriend held her back but she got lose and came after me again!!! Seriously people I did or said nothing, I have nothing to do with this situation, I am not a violent or mean person, I keep the peace with everyone...so anyways they finally get her out of the house and lock the door. Then she starts pounding on t

Bi-partisan Bumper Sticker
At last.... A bumper sticker for both parties. FINALLY, someone has come out with a 100% bipartisan political bumper sticker. The hottest selling bumper sticker comes from New York state: "Run, Hillary, Run!" Democrats put it on the rear bumper. Republicans put it on the front bumper.