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Buy Prints From Chaoschicks And Get Them In Time For Xmas
Buy prints from: Spookygirls / Chaoschicks / Blackmetalbitches and get them in time for the holidays! http://www.horrormerch.com/home.php?cat=5 We've just started in offering some of our photowork on 4"x6" and 8"x10" photo quality prints and if you order them now, you can get them for yourself or as a stocking stuffer for the holidays! We currently have 20 NON-ADULT prints available for purchase, and they are processed onto Kodak semi-gloss 76lb 10.5 mil photostock and are shipped flat with cardboard between it to make sure your prints show up as flat as we get them!! :) we'll be adding more in the coming weeks... so if you like what you see or know of other non adult pics on our sites you would want... let us know and we'll see what we can do to get copies out to you :) thanks for the interest and if you have any questions please let us know -sp/cc/bmb-

How To Destroy Angels
Prepare your trap. They are by nature bloodthirsty and bent on destruction of vice. Build your circle in Las Vegas. Have a great deal of sea salt and a vial of virgin's blood. Seal your circle correctly. Read the Enochian rights and chant the call. When the being appears, don't panic. Shotgun: silver slugs coated with infant tears, aim for the mid section. Fire away.

Love Spell
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com Your love is crashing through my veins. I feel this way every time it rains. Pink candles fill my surroundings. Thoughts of you race inside my head, as I begin grounding. It’s that kiss I can’t resist..... It’s that smile that drives me wild..... It’s that look that’s got me hooked..... In your eyes I’m mesmerized..... In your arms I fear no harm....... From a glance I’m in a trance..... From your voice I have choice..... This lust feels different this time, You somehow possess my mind. There’s some sweet magick in the way you hold me, Powers of the universe go crazy, as if we were meant to be. Falling night breathed in the dark of the affair. The shadows in the sky were dancing in the air. Trying to capture our hearts, the planets were on our side within our composite charts. I knew you once before, whether here or in a dream. I want you to show me what they mean. I want to surren

Another Weekend Down The Tubes...
So, another saturday night has come and gone. Another party over. As I quietly (becuz of my hangover) cleaned up this morning I had time to reflect on the previous nights events. As I threw bottle after bottle away it also made me realize what a bunch of lushes my friends and I are! lol Anywho..seems like "Ex Bashing" was the theme of last nights soiree'. We all had our stories to tell, our advice to give. Along with being drunks, my friends and I all seem to have that uncanny ability to wear our hearts on our sleeves. Probably the biggest reason why most of us are where we are today. I know Im the worst person to be giving advice on love..to me "I love you" is an eight lettered word...just like "bullshit"! So my advice is probably best un-followed..lol Many bottles later, the shots were downed, I think we killed an entire lime grove lastnight;)..comments were given...suggestions made (some of which I kinda wish I hadnt made now *sighs*)...no one really made any progress...lol al

This Is A Sick Story
This story is sick!!! And a lotta people got off on this!!! EEWW!!! MY STORY BEGINS when I was 13 years old. I was helping my Mother with some chores around the house; I was in the basement, putting the laundry from the washing machine into the dryer. My Mother was upstairs attending to my screaming newborn brother and my three-year-old sister, so she couldn't hear me shout at my dog Denver whenever he stuck his nose near my crotch. Denver was a persistent crotch sniffer, which is why we kept him in the basement as much as possible. My Mother said it’s a bad habit he’ll grow out of, as he often embarrasses her when he sticks his nose up under her dresses in front of company. I was wearing a tee shirt over my swimsuit, as I have very fair skin and the tee shirt kept me from getting too much sunburn. We had a swimming pool in our backyard, and when I finished my chores, I was going to cool off in it on this hot August afternoon. Denver kept sniffing between my legs every time

Future
Have you ever seen me,I'm the future I represent how it's gone be, I'm the future Born in 19__, I'm the future Party people get ready, it's the future I dont know about y'all But I know about me And when I think about the future I'm all you see Cuz I am the future Now look up ahead dats me Far beyond the flow is gone come on You know the kid is crazy Like Britney Spears And I'm in the prime of my years oh yeah I know what pops up in ya head first is ( wait a minute) How she keep coming up with verses ( uh huh) Well i'm gonna tell ya something and don't get nervous ( allright) My secret is I'm doing this on purpose( Why) To get a billion copies purchased If your style is sick (well) Mine is allergic My rhymes in the beat merges like interstate traffic(ooh mybad) It's just a habit I flows it I know it'll probably illegal Before the o's before you Even close to being the COR Even backwards I'm hard And I give my regards But I aint rapping with y'all I

Fuck Da Driver Of The Sweet Pickel Bus!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK DA DRIVER OF THE SWEET PICKEL BUS!!!!!!!!!!! Body: : Add 1 thing to the fuck list IN 20 MINUTES or you'll have a FUCKED up 20 days... Fuck "KNOW IT ALLS" they think they know everything....fuck that Fuck work Fuck star bucks Fuck crusties Fuck dimple records for never hiring me fuck this sucks fuck el dorado county fuck the paper gangsters fuck jocks fuck back stabers fuck not having a car yet fuck warmer socks,the 80's slouchy ones fuck not getting laid fuck not having my own pad fuck vodka fuck me not having a job fuck non kinky underwear on chicks fuck i have no beer fuck i wis i was somewhere else right now fuck i need new stretch jeans fuck the movie titanic fuck i want more books fuck the consuming psychobilly trend,lol fuck every chick thats shot me down Fuck i wish i could win the lottery fuck i want to go to the beach Fuck im almost out of smokes fuck im hungry fuck i bitch too much lol fuck i wish i had a gun fuck the juggalo fags do

Oye.
Women can be retarded man. I just did a little xmas shopping but came home im to tired to do it. I called outta my second shift tonight, my body hurts to much to do it. Its retarded man. Someone come tuck me in. I wanta go ni ni. Im still cold damn it grr!

This Song Will Get Stuck In Your Head
PLAIN WHITE T'S LYRICS "Hate (I Really Don't Like You)" Love love love love love love You were everything I wanted You were everything a girl could be Then you left me brokenhearted Now you don't mean a thing to me All I wanted was your Love love love love love love Hate is a strong word But i really, really, really don't like you Now that it's over I don't even know what I liked about you Brought you around and you just brought me down Hate is a strong word But I really, really, really don't like you I really don't like you Thought that everything was perfect (perfect) Isn't that how it's supposed to be? Thought you thought that I was worth it Now I think a little differently All I wanted was your Love love love love love love Hate is a strong word But i really, really, really don't like you Now that it's over I don't even know what I liked about you Brought you around and you just brought me down Hate is a strong word But I really, really,

Don't Know What I Want To Do
I don't know what I want to do with myself right now. I don't really want to play on here or chat right now, yet I don't want to go to sleep just yet either. Maybe it's all due to the fact that I closed at work on Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and will do the same tomorrow, Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday. I know I have some messages on here, I will reply to them tomorrow. I guess that's it.

One Of My Favorite Songs.everytime I Watch This Video,i Get Homesick
.......You know i'm a dreamer But my heart's of gold I had to run away high So i wouldn't come home low Just when things went right It doesn't mean they were always wrong Just take this song and you'll never feel Left all alone Take me to your heart Feel me in your bones Just one more night And i'm comin' off this Long & winding road I'm on my way Well, i'm on my way Home sweet home Tonight tonight I'm on my way I'm on my way Home sweet home You know that i seem To make romantic dreams Up in lights, fallin' off The silver screen My heart's like an open book For the whole world to read Somtimes nothing--keeps me together At the seams I'm on my way Well, i'm on my way Home sweet home Tonight tonight I'm on my way Just set me free Home sweet home

Weird Things About Me.
I sort my candy before eating it. I encountered a random sea lion one day at my workplace... 50-ish miles from the ocean. I was face to face with Howie Day, gave him Mardi Gras beads and beeped his nose. I tried to fling a quail corpse over a fence one night and ended up running in circles trying to get out of the way because it went straight up in the air. I messed around with a guy who ended up on Riki Lake claiming to be a real vampire. I hold my breath in tunnels and underpasses. I've had "relations" with twins. Yes, everything was identical. I was born between litters of kittens, and the mom cat wanted to take care of me instead of her babies. I actually work to keep my weight up. ...more as I think of them.

Wenonah Stevens Abbott
Today the journey is ended, I have worked out the mandates of fate; Naked, along, undefended, I knock at the Uttermost Gate. Behind is life and its longing, Its trial, its trouble, its sorrow, Beyond is the Infinite Morning Of a day without a tomorrow.Wenonah Stevens Abbott

"dogowners" Piss Me Off Sometimes!!!
I live in a small town in the middle of Oregon. Big farm country and most people drive big ass trucks. Which they seem te haul everything plus their dog!! Yeah, dogs run around loose in the back and being an animal lover myself that upsets me a bit. The dogs seem to love it but they do not know the dangers of being unrestrained most of the time in the back of a vehicle. So today my daughter and I went shopping and we looked at this truck that was in the parking lot and this dog was dangling on the side of the truck. What happened he jumped off and his collar/leash kept him hanging. Luckily he could barely touch the floor so he was jumping up and down on his hind legs to try not to break his own neck. So I jumped out of my car to rescue this dog. I took him off the leash and had him jump back on the flatbed tied him up and prayed he would not jump again. I don't know why there is not a law preventing animals being in the back of trucks like that. It is so unsafe..not only for the

Soul Sleeping
Wrote this when I meet, who I call The Elf Moon Goddess. A little Inspiration from Dishwalla and the rest is all her eyes and my heart. Hope you like it. Soul Sleeping I rest my head Between her lap and our sky She downloads my dread & Disarms my mind Makes me fly. Closing my eyes, I am so satisfied No disappointment till we wake up. Her words unsaid no need to ask her why her eyes well read For they talk to mine Can't deny. Closing our eyes, we are so satisfied No disappointment till we wake up. Drinking our words, two worlds in breath are tied Soft in the soul until they break up I don't want to wake up. Breath in her space Such vivid visions, see her shape at her leftside. Breath in my life Please Look in our eyes, we are both satisfied No disappointment till you make up Things in your world that you've long denied The world we live in till we wake up. I don't want to wake up No.

Every Little Thing
Let me in to see you in the morning light to get me on and all along the tears they come see all come I want you to believe in life but I get the strangest feeling that you've gone away will you find out who you are too late to change? I wish I could be every little thing you wanted all the time I wish I could be every little thing you wanted all the time but some times... lift me up just lift me up don't make a sound and let me hold you up before you hit the Ground see all come you say your all right but I get the strangest feeling that you've gone away- you've gone away and will you find out who you are too late to change? I wish I could be every little thing you wanted all the time I wish I could be every little thing you wanted all the time but some times... Don't give me up don't give me up tonight or soon nothing will be right at all salvation will you find out who you are too late to change? I wish I could be every little thing you w

"thirty Rules For A Good Life"
"Thirty Rules For A Good Life" 1. No one can ruin your day without YOUR permission. 2. Most people will be about as happy as they decide to be. 3. Others can stop you temporarily, but only you can do it permanently. 4. Whatever you are willing to put up with is exactly what you will have. 5. Success stops when you do. 6. When your ship comes in, make sure you are willing to unload it. 7. You will never "have it all together." 8. Life is a journey, not a destination. Enjoy the trip! 9. The biggest lie on the planet: "When I get what I want I will be happy." 10. The best way to escape your problem is to solve it. 11. I've learned that ultimately the "takers" lose and the "givers" win. 12. Life's precious moments don't have value, unless they are shared. 13. If you don't start, it's certain you won't arrive. 14. We often fear the thing we want the most. 15. Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you have to say. Best friends listen

Ho Jolly Ho!
My name is Sam Nicholas, that's Santa Claus to you. Yea, I know, I know. I am just a fantasy character, right? Well, I have been living in this little piece of crap hut perched up here on the North Pole for decades now, freezing my goddam balls off just to get presents out to your little snotnosed spoiled rotten brats, so believe in me or not. I don't give a damn. I want you all to know that I DO I just LOVE the holiday time of the year. I can get away with about anything. It wasn't so good back in the old days, sure I had all the Elves working for peanut wages down in the sweat shop. Even making them work 12-14 hours a day it was tough to make ends meet. Besides, I have to have everything brought in by dog sled, I can't even grow a fucking CARROT out there. It's work or try to bonk a goddam Polar bear with a stick, so work it is. Costs me a goddam fortune. Add in that it is always colder than all getout, life up here at the North Pole is just plain miserable! S

The Great Rite
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com As the stones show the lovers rune, Caress me underneath the Mother Moon. As the cards flip the Ace of Cups, Embrace me till our love erupts. As the pendulum swings our way, Hold me forever without any dismay. As the signs divulge our souls, Ravage me with total control. As the crystal ball unfolds our past lives, Tell me in this life that we will survive. As the elements whisper our destiny, Lye here with me for all eternity. As the numbers affirm our spiritual connection, Smother me with all of your affection. As the fortune teller reveals her secrets, Remember them so we never forget it. As the Sage utters the words of the wise, Look at me with your midnight eyes. Feel the power tumbling from the sky, Know that the Goddess has blessed you and I. Let me drink deep from your Witches potion, Let our bodies drown in pure emotion. Wrap me up within your cloak of mystery, All nature will

Im Not Here For Sex!!!!!
Sorry guys i am not here for sex...i love chatting and making friends but i have a man and just eant to have fun with out having sexual conversation, sorry freckled cutey...luvs hugs and smooches..:)

To Dan... You Know Who You Are...
I think of you so often, I know I could fall for you. I try to tell you how I feel, but I feel to much like a fool. I lay awake at night thinking, of the things I'd do or say, but when I ever get to talk to you, seems like I have nothing to say. so here's to you my dangerous man... I guess I'll keep it to myself... and know I think of you Dangerous Dan... yes you and noone else... xoxoxox kisses Jen

Tool, "hush"
I can't say what I want to, even if I'm not serious. Things like.... "Fuck yourself, kill yourself, you piece of shit." People tell me what to say, what to think , and what to play. I say... "GO fuck yourself, you piece of shit. Why don't you go kill yourself?" Just kidding.

Someone Is Talking In My Head!!
I cant take it... Leave me alone... Go away! Leave me alone!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP! Dont talk to me... I HATE YOU! I hate me... I cant take it... This shit... Fuck you all... GO TO HELL! I'll see you down there This pain... This fear... I hate you all... I hate this life This pain This sorrow Make it go away... Please!!! Have mercey on this soul... I cant take it... Kill me now...

Christ-mass Thingy
only 14 days till that morning where i cant shop anymore and no cash to finish up my list. granted i dont have much more to get but its coming down to the line its always so hectic. sucks that works got no overtime this year -bastards being productive and smooth operating. this is usually where i make the bulk of mmy yearly income. well that was my rant on the other hand it will be over soon and then the good holiday the one dedicated to drinking in public and watching a ball drop" no not your fifth birthday perv" new years.

Tool, "stinkfist"
Something has to change. Undeniable dilemma. Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear. Constant over stimulation numbs me But I would not want you any other way. Just not enough. I need more. Nothing seems to satisfy. I said, I don't want it. I just need it. To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive. Finger deep within the borderline. Show me that you love me and that we belong together. Relax, turn around and take my. I can help you change tired moments into pleasure. Say the word and we'll be well upon our waaay. Blend and balance pain and comfort deep within you till you will not want me any other way. But it's not enough. I need more. Nothing seems to satisfy. I said, I don't want it. I just need it. To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive. Knuckle deep inside the borderline. This may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to. Relax. Slip awaaaaaaaay. Chupa minha pica pichu Chupa minha pica pinto Something kinda sad about, the way that

Death By Lies
Doomed to live this way day after day. Why can't this pain go away? Your still with him, I'm still alone Walking around this earth like a fucking drone Your words rip apart my soul.......my life The same way my skin splits between the knife Don't feel bad for me, Don't ever care Because when I end myself I dont want you to scream that this shit isnt fair You made my life this way with your greed, your corruption Fueling this fire to aid my erruption I will act normal and not show you its coming This time I will lure you into my TRAP You will think it's all normal until I SNAP Helpless you will be, then you can see what you have CREATED A demon from hell with desire to be HATED As he destoys you, two words he will chant... Never Again

I Am To Die
I am to die, my soul and mind they can take no more, sorrow and pain are all in my sight, none are without it and my heart does ache, it is too much, far to much for me to bare, I no longer wish... to live only to die, to forget, allow me to not be the cause of pain and still be gone, I am weak, I am a coward, and can pretend no more, all I had was hope taht I could ease the pain, remove others sorrow, I have done nothing all my work in vain none have heard my words and my sorrow grows, I have lost my purpose, I have lost my will, all I want is release to leave my flesh, forget my sorrow forget all pain

Relationships
Now that Im not in a relationship, It has given me alot more time just to think about stuff. Me being the positive person that I am I have decided that my last relationship wasnt a waste. She taught me exactly what I dont want in a person. When you know what you dont want, its alot easier to know exactly what you do want. So here is my list of the top 10 things I do want in a girl. In no paticular order. Let me know what yall think, not that It'll change my mind. 1.Secure: They must like who they are as a person.If they are not secure, that insecurity results in unfounded jeolousy. 2.Stability: Must be emotionally and mentally stable, in other words , no drama queens. 3.Intelligence: I consider myself a fairly smart person, I hate having to "dumb" myself down just so they can keep up. 4.Confidence: They have to believe in themselves and be able to make decisions based on logic. 5.Class:I prefer a LADY. I dont like girls that say "pussy" or "fuck" more than I do. Gi

Soulmates
On a cold winter night, He came out underneath the lunar light. From the shadows where dreams are made of, A dark angel from the darker side of love. Within the midnight hour, she felt a sense of power. From the black mists of the ocean, through the thin air, He crawled out of the sea to find her standing right there. There was darkness all around. He whispered to her soul of pleasures never found. His aura radiated with grace, And she became wrapped in his magickal embrace. Her long raven hair intertwined them together, As the rain drops sprinkled down from the cloudy weather. He wrapped themselves within his painted wings. She looked into his midnight eyes and he began to sing. She held him tight and in that moment she was mesmerized. His eyes sparkled with stars and then she realized.... She had seen him somewhere before. He was the one she had been waiting for. A crimson tear slid down her cheek He kissed her face and held her within his myst

Thick Sexy Pic Haters
Is it just me but I been on cherry tap all day trying to see why some of my pix was flagged. The other I know why but did not know about this hold flaggin thing. As I looked around I notice most of the skinny girls can show and do just about anything on here but if you thick, have your own real boobie, and booty they flag and take your pic down. As u can see im just a little upset by that.

Ya Know What
sometimes being a grownup sucks balls. Yea, i know. bitching and moaning REALLY does me good. but i'm just cranky at the moment so ya'll have to deal with it. Went and got some christmas shopping done today. that's a good thing. wondering when and how i'm gonna finish, that's a bad thing. worked up a budget to work from month by month. while it makes me feel better to have written my alotments it's depressing to have no money currently to leave for myself for "pleasure" items (like going to the movies or buiyng a new CD or something). having to forgo all that really burns my buttons. I know that it'll get better once there's more money coming in to the house, but right now it is disheartening and things just don't seem to be getting any easier any time soon. so that's my rant on that. ergh. okay, i'm not doing myself ANY good by harping on it at the moment. so i'm gonna try and stop. but i just "had" to rant for a moment. untill next time, good moshpitting to all.

Taking A Break
Hey peeps ..Sorry I havent been around ..takin a little break from things.. I have missed all my friends..Dont worry I havent left ya for good or nothing..Just been on my other web site that I chat on .. Been spending time with family as well .. I hope everyone has a wonderful Holiday .and happy new year .. I will be back soon peeps .. Love ya all .. Lattah until the next time ..

I Quit
yup, heard me correctly. i quit... my job that is. i got tired of my manager yelling and screaming at me when other employees did something wrong... i'm not the one with authority, she is... i'm not in management at all.... but yeah... saturday during my shift, i got yelled at 3 times [of which only 1 was my fault actually... though since i'm not familiar with being a keyholder during the holidays, she still had no right to yell] and witnessed her in a bitchy mood for the whole time she was there with was basically the second half of my shift before my lunch break. i couldn't take it anymore. i called home, told my mom i was leaving, told my manager i couldn't work with her when she was like this [which ended only in more screaming, yelling, and throwing things around] and walked out. i worked my shift today only because i had kept my keys for the store and because sundays are the only days that she doesn't work. after my shift, i left a letter of why i was leaving behind in an envelop

What I Am Today
In life I have done so many things that I am not proud of and things that I would never change for anything. I have a past that most people hear what I did and they won't talk to me ever again, but you didn't care about all that. The good things I have done have made me the person I am today except for a few things that I need to work on. My friends say I need a back bone to stand up for myself, that I need to be on my own also. Well the second one is coming true as soon as it can. The first one is alittle harder to do because I don't like myself when I am like that. I will explain better so all can know. When I was in 5 grade I stood up for myself all the time but always got into trouble, so I stopped. My number one problem is that when I get started with that side of me not to many people want to talk to me and it hurt's everytime I loss another friend. The last time I stood up for what I thought was right I got going with it and ended up hurting the person so bad that h

It's A Shame
WELL... WHAT CAN I SAY? JUST... READ THE LETTER AND THINK ABOUT IT... REALLY...IT'S A PITY... I TRANSLATE THE LETTER TOO... There is a place where there is no the Sun, Just pain Without goes behind, not direction You have to fight. Not, they have not grown and already they have value They have not lived and die for mistake And his game it destroys the fire, they are children. Who put in your hands hatred of gift, Who with so many ire hurts you Since the innocence could turn in destrucion. Who will have stolen the world from you in a shot Who put price to your life, How the conscience lives with so much pain, Say me who since and why, soldier of paper Of lead they are not, His skin is real Thousand and one caeran Not, does not import the age They will suffer It is one more bullet. Not, they have not grown and already they have value They have not lived and die for mistake And his game it destroys the fire, They are children of the fear.

Yikes!!
Well I'm back, that'll teach me to get infactuated over a pretty face. :( And on another note, I recently lost my 80 gig Western Digital drive (WD800) though now I think about it, I might of inadvertenly caused the drive to crash. Link of the day: http://www.tdr2k.gamingsource.net/c2adv/ - Carmageddon 2 Advanced. I'm an old school Carmageddon player, and lets face it, TDR and Carmageddon 2 were missing something. This modification is challenging, and some levels are near impossible to complete, but it's a cool game!!!

Seven World Dissapointments
Seven World Disappointments Current mood: angry BEWARE!!! IT'S SAPPY! I wrote this for a certain someone. i know i'm not the first person to feel or wonder these things. hope you enjoy. Seven World Wonders One: I wonder what's under those cloths Two: I wonder how those hands would feel in mine Three: I wonder how they would feel on my body Four: I wonder how it would feel to fall asleep next to him Five: I wonder how it would feel to make love to him Six: I wonder how it would feel to kiss his lips Seven: I wonder how I'm gonna get him One: Nothing Two: They were cold Three: They gave me hypothermia Four: We were miles apart Five: It wasn't that great Six: They were dry Seven: I never will

Pb & J
Girls are like jelly when mixed with peanut butter like us guys because we tend to be the hard-headed and you girls are the soft-headed. You’re there to soften our hearts and minds when we think too much. Then again we’re there to harden your feelings and wills so that way you won’t break down every time. If you do break down there’ll always be the breads that’ll always squeeze us together because we’re like that. “Hard and soft on the inside but outside it’ll always be soft and warm.” It’s because that love is like a peanut butter sandwich, you can’t have one without the other or else it won’t taste good.

The Game
I've diguised my feelings Built a wall around my heart I've protected myself yet secretly yearned to tear that wall apart But you've swum the moat and crossed the gate I dont know where we're heading But I'm sure its fate My fear of intimacy has faded away and the only thing left is us everyday I will always be afraid of embarassment a shame but theres no way to win without playing the game I love you

Lost Another One Lol
ok. i forgot to name a blog title up there and lost yet another long one. so it cant remember it, or give me the option to add one? grrr. going to have to start typing the damn things in word. So let's see a brief recap….Got up, ate, road 4-wheeler, got cold, came home did homework…. Wow somehow earlier that was this huge thing. I even explained that I only eat onion ring batter and pull the onions out. Well all that fun stuff on another time I guess Going to do some studying. Fun huh? Finals suck...But bday is soon.. we should all go out… ok?

Dirty Christmas Poem
I'm sure many have heard this one, but omg its great lmao 'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude. Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, w

The Dead And Me.
Last Concert- Shakedown Street performed at Soldier Field- Chicago Il. 7/9/95 Shakedown Street is probably one of my favorite "kinda funky" tunes to get down to. Pearly Baker a great Dead cover Band up in Mass. does one of the greatest covers of this song. So many great memories to this tune. Flashback- Grateful Dead - China Cat Sunflower 1972- 08-27-72 Old Renaissance Faire Grounds, Veneta, Or. (Sun) Springfield Creamery benefit - "Field Trip" I wasn't even born yet when this film was taken- But- I remember Dead shows like this as long as I can remember. Grateful Dead - Ramble On Rose - Europe 1972 Okay once again I wasn't alive yet when this film was made... BUT- The Europe 72 tour collection is by far my favorite collection ever. Ramble on Rose- is one of my theme songs to this day. I remember dancing to this song when I was 2 years old in a tie die little dress lol maybe someday when I get a scanner I'll post some baby pics :) gotta love hippy paren

Santa Problem
Santa was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young woman was awaiting his arrival. She begged him to stay and cuddle with her on the couch. Santa declined, saying "Ho -ho, gotta go. Gotta deliver these presents, you know." Trying again, the lovely young thing removed her clothing down to her underwear. "OH Santa, won't you please stay?" she queried . Taking a long look, Santa sighed and said "Ho- ho, gotta go. Gotta deliver these presents you know." Not to be denied, this gorgeous female stripped off every stitch of remaining clothing, smiled and said invitingly "Oh, Santa, please reconsider? Stay with me?" With a pained look on his face, Santa groaned and said "Ho - ho, gotta go. Gotta deliver these presents you know." And with that, he turned and left. Several minutes passed, and Santa re-appeared, plopping himself down on the couch next to the beautiful woman. "Santa---you decided to stay??" she asked. Santa grinned, looking at his crotch an

The Christmas Parrot
One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for his wife. The shop owner suggested a parrot, named Chet, which could sing famous Christmas carols. This seemed like the perfect gift. "How do I get him to sing?" The young man asked, excitedly. "Simply hold a lighted match directly under his feet." was the shop owner's reply. The shop owner held a lighted match under the parrot's left foot. Chet began to sing: "Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! ..." The shop owner then held another match under the parrot's right foot. Then Chet's tune changed, and the air was filled with: " Silent Night, Holy Night..." The young man was so impressed that he paid the shop-keeper and ran home as quickly as he could with Chet under his arm. When the wife saw her gift she was overwhelmed. "How beautiful!" She exclaimed, "Can he talk?" "No," the young man replied, "But he can sing. Let me show you." So the young man whipped out his lighter and placed

Little Leroy
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Leroy was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Leroy's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Leroy, of course, thought he did. Leroy's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted him to reflect on his behavior over the last year and write a letter to God and tell him why he deserved a bike for his birthday. Little Leroy stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter. LETTER 1: Dear God: I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one. Your friend, Leroy Leroy knew this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over. LETTER 2: Dear God: This is your friend Leroy. I have

This Is Me Coz It Just Feels Rite
well i have been through a lot of shit but im better than i once was now im just trying to overcome the pain my ex did to my heart and soul i loved him with all my heart but i soon find out that he really didn't love me to i left him alone and moved on with my life and now he wants me back but i told him u damaged my soul and i will never let u back

It's My Way Or The Highway, In My Prius
It's My Way or the Highway, in my Prius Current mood: aggravated A little customer service will go a long way. Having worked most of my life in a Sales position I find it very annoying when someone can not take care of an issue that was simple to defuse in the beginning. It goes to a level that should have never happened. Thrsday morning I was in a pretty good mood, getting ready to go to work, when the phone rings. I pick it up and the person on the other side is starting off on the offensive. They called to tell my car payment was 2 months delinquent. I thought this was odd because of 2 reasons. The first was that the loan for the car was set for them to automatically deduct the amount from my checking account at the 15th of each month. However, I had paid the car off two months ago so even that made no sense. I brought up the fact that I sent a rather large payment to them to pay off the car and she looks and says that the payment was only the principle (

Within The Land Of Milk And Honey
Within the land of milk and honey Where fields are green and skys are sunny Past the ivy covered gates That is where my true love waits Between the dreams of men and gods From preachers lips and losers odds Beyond the fickle hand of fates That is where my true love waits Where grown children and young men hide From underneath the rising tide Blanketed by the crushing slates That is where my true love waits Slipping from my withered hands Amidst the turning, swirling sands Crying out for your warm face Your sweet touch, and soft embrace Searching through the blinding light Gripping on to what feels right Eyes are closed from morrow's night Although a never ending fight In my darkness, never too late That is where my true love...

Leading Me On
*this is, at the moment, unfinished. I really nee to beef up my security system (defense syetem for yall who like to take things literally) You took my hand and lead me down a path that turned out to be a dead end You took me into your arms and flew me to heaven then you let me fall. You took my heart and put it into your pocket that ended up being a shredder. You wrapped me in your warmth and laid me down to freeze subzero temperatures. You played your magic trick and never brought me back.

Top 17 Country Songs
17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine 16. It's Hard To Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day 15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 14. If The Phone Don't Ring,You'll Know It's Me 13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well 11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better 10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight 8. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here 7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison Now 6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him 5. She Got The Ring and I Got the Finger 4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly 3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Were Pure 2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer And the Number One Country Song --- 1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly

My Brother
as of yesterday, it is now 3 years since they found my brother he committed suicide and had been missing for two years when they found him, he left and we didnt know where to, so my mom had a missing persons report on him and then they reported on the tv and the newspaper that they had found some human remains in some woods close to where my mom lived, so my mom got in touch with the police abd after like 2 months they idenified them as my brother. when he left i was living in alabama and they were all here in georgia, he was mad at me when he killed himself and he wouldnt even talk to me, so now i am having a hard time dealing with it. i have never faced the truth that it was him and probably never will , but i still cant even face the fact that it was more than likely him, but i dont think i will ever believe that i do not have my brother in my life anymore or ever again. he was a very good person at heart and he helped everyone that he could, he helped me everytime i needed him,

First Time Cussers
A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we start cussing." The 4-year-old nods his head in approval. The 6-year-old continues. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to say hell and you say ass." "OK!" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast. "Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear every step. The mom locks him in his room and shouts "You can just stay there till I let you out!" She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old, and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young man? "I don't know," he blubbers, "But you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios!"

Head & Shoulders
Two blonds were riding up an elevator. Long before reaching their floor, the elevator stopped and this really great looking guy got on. He smiled at the blonds, and reached over and hit the button for the next floor. Then he stood and admired the scenery while the elevator went up. When the door opened behind him, he smiled at the blondes, turned and went out the door. When he turned to leave, the blonds saw a large number of dandruff flakes down his back. The first blond turned to the second blond and said, " Eewweue!" The second blond said," Thats o.k. If I can get him home, I'll give him Head & Shoulders." The first blond asked, "How do you give Shoulders?"

This Girl
She's got the biggest heart And shares it with the world A very genuine person So honest is this girl A loyal mannered lady Your opinion she respects True and simple as a mirror A best friend is what reflects Intelligent and so charming Knows just what to say She'll sweep you off your feet In a very subtle way Walks with a mystery Looks deep into your eyes Talks with a smile Ask, her secrets she won't hide A fun sense of humor It's always a good time She'll really make you laugh Takes a brave step out of line Beautiful is her face With womanly curvy hips Honey scented hair And full glossy lips She's everything and more A diamond and a pearl Now I can proudly say I'm in love with this girl

How To Chat With Women Online
How I Chat With Women Online -------------------------------------------------- To safely and permanently exclude yourself from future mailings just click the link at the end of this newsletter. To sign yourself up for this complimentary e-letter, visit www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com -------------------------------------------------- >If you'd like to master the art of meeting women online, and using the internet dating, chat, and email to save time and get more dates, then you need to take a minute and read THIS: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/MeetingWomenOnline/ I'm going to do something in this newsletter that I almost NEVER do... I'm going to share with you part of a real-life conversation that I had with a woman online in the past. Again, this is something that I VERY rarely do... (so feel special and loved). It's a small part of a bigger conversation, so keep that in mind as you read it. This little chunk of conversat

The Little Girl And The Cop
A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl stopped beside him on her shiny new bike. Nice bike," the cop said, "Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "He sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation, saying, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top.

You've Got Mail !!!
A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his attractive blonde female neighbor, Judy, came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box, and again opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, YOU'VE GOT MAIL."

Tickle Me Elmo
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it arou

"the Atrocity Archive"
I've only read the first long story in this collection by Charles Stross, but I recommend it. Somewhat soft sci-fi mixed with math references to warm this ex-math-major's heart ;) and amusing, well-plotted, well-done.

Somethig I Got From A Friends Page
Medical Terms Artery......................The study of paintings. Benign......................What you be after you be eight. Bacteria....................Back door to cafeteria. Barium......................What doctors do when patients die. Cesarean Section............A neighborhood in Rome. Catscan.....................Searching for Kitty. Cauterize...................Made eye contact with her. Colic.......................A sheep dog. Coma........................A punctuation mark. D&C.........................Where Washington is. Dilate......................To live long. Enema.......................Not a friend. Fester......................Quicker than someone else. Fibula......................A small lie. Genital.....................Non-Jewish person. G.I.Series..................World Series of military baseball. Hangnail....................What you hang your coat on. Impotent....................Distinguished, well known. Labor Pain..................Getting hur

For All The Times
object width="300" height="290"> For all the times I didn't have an answer To the question I was asking at the time, For all the times I walked upon the road But couldn't ever see a sign To point me to where I should go, For all the times I didn't know. For all the times I held love in my arms And didn't see it there, For all the times I didn't seem to care. For all the while I stared into a glass, Hoping I might see myself. All the while it always looked like someone else was staring back. Someone I never knew. For all the times I needed you, Something sometimes warns me I still do.

Cherry Haven Is Now Open
MISS CHERRY DAMN MISS CHERRY HAS GONE AND DONE IT AGAIN !!! THE CHERRY HAVEN IS NOW OPEN FOR CHATS !! YA KNOW U WANNA SO JUST DO IT !! CLICK ON THE PICS TO COME CHECK OUT MISS CHERRY.. PAIN IS MY PASSION AND MORE IN THE CHERRY HAVEN LOUNGE !!! WE HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE. CHERRY HAVEN

Please Fill This Out If You Plan To Apply????
1.)How many times a day would you kiss me? 2.)How many times a day would you just want to hold me? 3.)Would you take me places? 4.)Would you love me? 5.)If we went out on a date would you have me pay for it? 6.)Would you take me anywhere special? 7.)If I was sick... what would you do? 8.)If one of my friends tried to get with you what would you do? 9.)Would you tell me? 10.)Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? 11.)Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? 12.)Would you care about what I wore when we go out? 13.)Would you go to the club with me? 14.)If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? 15.)If someone tried to fight with me in front of you what would you do? 16.)If a someone tried to talk or dance with me at the club what would you do? 17.)Would you give me your Cherry Tap password? 18.)If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? 19.)If I said I loved you wo

Come Help This Sweetheart Level Up!
HEY EVERYONE...THIS HANDSOME FELLA HERE IS PRETTY CLOSE TO LEVELING UP.. COME GIVE ME A HAND AND HELP HIM OUT! I'VE REACHED MY LIMIT ON RATING STASHES...AND I THINK IM GETTING CLOSE TO MY USER COMMENT LIMIT TOO...SO LEND A BRATTY BYTCH A HELPING HAND...HE'S A SWEETIE - AND HE RETURNS ALL THE LOVIN THATS SHOWN! Gatorman Is Coming To Town!@ CherryTAP

Two Poems For One Post
Sweet unbounded soul ache For but only ones sake Lost in thoughts of two as one Lost until eternities done Missing a word so inadequate The hole left behind I truly hate Lost in the one who made me anew Lost till I am there in our space with you Heart of Pain Selfish organ beats within Driving on pain of sin Flesh does crave the heated touch Left longing for one so much Fire of consumption eats away Blazing forth to make one pay A debt owed by letting in a soul Feel the pain of never being whole Lost in purgatory for time unknown Burn the impure human shown To be less than soul of light Founded of blemish and of blight Scream forth bitter agony Lost alone for all to see Tossed about in seas of confusion Looking for life’s ultimate illusion Peace found in arms and in the smile It is this that does the soul beguile What cruel joke does god dare play To leave one feeling in this way Curses and anger the stomping of pride And yet the cause bea

Irish Coffee
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's libido. "What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor. "Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an aspirin." "Not a problem", replied the doctor. "Give him an Irish Viagra. Drop it into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went." It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid. Just terrible, doctor!" "Really? What happened?" asked the doctor. "Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on

Holy Cow
Something is wrong. I am never an emotional person. Now for some reason everything is turning into a big deal for me. Damn....anymore seems the wind blowing can send me into a fit of crying for hours. A simple gesture will piss me off, a simpler "Hey, How are you" can cause me to break down and cry until I have the sniffles. Things that have never bothered me before are now turning me upside down. What in the hell is wrong with me? Why can't I be the non-feeling person I've been for the last 10 years of my life?

Christmas Story For Ya...grab Some Kleenex
Always believe in MIRACLES!! Three years ago, a little boy and his grandmother came to see Santa at Mayfair Mall in Wisconsin. The child climbed up on his lap, holding a picture of a little girl. "Who is this?" asked Santa, smiling. "Your friend? Your sister?" "Yes, Santa," he replied. "My sister, Sarah, who is very sick," he said sadly. Santa glanced over at the grandmother who was waiting nearby, and saw her dabbing her eyes with a tissue. "She wanted to come with me to see you, oh, so very much, Santa!" the child exclaimed. "She misses you," he added softly. Santa tried to be cheerful and encouraged a smile to the boy's face, asking him what he wanted Santa to bring him for Christmas. When they finished their visit, the Grandmother came over to help the child off his lap, and started to say something to Santa, but halted. "What is it?" Santa asked warmly. "Well, I know it's really too much to ask you, Santa, but ." the old woman began, shooing her grand

Power Of Pray!!
Sorry hate to go all Oprah on you but really want to see my hubby again his already served three months in jail and here it is nearly christmas and our kids are really hurting for their daddy,just wondering if anyone that reads this beleaves in the power of pray,and if so would they please say one for my family as we head towards his court date where we find out weather he will be released or not for christmas,must admit been living for this day for so long now,come the 18th of december we will finally know if his going to be home for christmas or not.Our baby sons first christmas i know all he would want is to see his daddy and get to know him,and not sure how i'll handle it if he doesn't come home!!!

My Son
Love is hard and when you have problems with someone like your kids, it is even harder. I know that most of you do not know me but I have unconditional love and God is my number one. Well I received a devasting blow tonight by my 17 year old son. Mothers, it is hard when your son takes up for his gf that he has only known 4 days instead of you and when the gf puts you down and he does not take up for you.

Thoughts To Ponder...
The Truth about Men.....all women this is a must to read If a man wants you.... If a man wants you,nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you,nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit)to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live you life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no,you can't "BE FRIENDS".A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend DON'T settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along,then he probably is. Don't stay because you think"IT WILL GET BETTER".You'll be mad at yourself later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who's got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women.He didn't marry them when he got them

Thought
Identity is what makes our blood and flesh real and the words that we come out with are part from the thoughts that we had told ourselves when we were expressing our emotions and feelings to everyone else out there. Somehow I need to go back outside. I need to step back from the real world and walk around from it. I wanted to go back though but first I want to explore something out first. Right now, I am at a loss of thoughts and feelings especially this time of year. Although, I do hope I find my way back again.

Idiots......lmao
three cheers for the guys from saskatchewan.................. DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM PRINCE ALBERT? ABSOLUTELY TRUE STORY HEARD ON A SASKATOON RADIO STATION REPORTING ON THE INCIDENT. A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator from Merlin Motors in Saskatoon for $42,500.00 (with monthly payments of $560.00). He and a friend go duck hunting at Tobin Lake in mid-October; and of course the lake is frozen. These two guys go on a lake with their GUNS, a DOG, and of course the New NAVIGATOR. They decide they want to make a natural looking water area for the ducks, something for the decoys to float on. Now making a hole in the ice large enough to invite a passing duck, is going to take a little more power than the average drill auger can produce. So, out of the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of dynamite with a short 40 second-fuse. Now our two Rocket Scientists, afraid they might slip on the ice while trying to run away a

Daddy How Was I Born?
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: YOU'VE GOT MALE!!!

Another Year
ANOTHER YEAR Another year is winding down and I sit back and reflect of the year gone by. Did I do my best to help others along their way? Did I even try? Was I so concernened about my load they escaped my eye? As I look back to the year that's past, how it's went by so fast. Did I take time to count my blessings? Was I so busy counting sorrows? Not living today but for my tomorrows? So, I start my New Years resolution today. No longer am I an actor alone in a play. Everyone I meet from now on, plays a part.What better time then now to start! Today, I count the minutes in each hour. Knowing that after the snow of winter will soon bring springs flower. I'll no longer grumble about the freezing cold, nor, will I complain in the summer of feeling old. Today I begin my new year, and every day I arise from my bed. I'll give thanks to what lies ahead. No looking back and wishing instead. Today, I'll give thanks for the colors of the sunr

My 2005 Song Quiz
Your 2005 Song Is Don't Cha by the Pussycat Dolls "Dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me Dont cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me" What happens in 2005, stays in 2005! What Hit Song of 2005 Are You?

Banned From Wal-mart
Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired, and Mrs. Fenton insists her husband go with her to Walmart. He gets so bored with all the shopping trips. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior, and may ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below. Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Walmart: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened. 5. August 4: We

How Not To Approach A Woman Online The 1st Time You Email Them!
These emails came to me on myspace so feel free to torture the 2 bafoons who would write shit like this to a complete stranger! LOL #1 THE LEGEN.. http://www.myspace.com/villyb Date: Dec 8 2006 3:09 PM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ] Subject: No Subject Body: I WANT YOU TO COME TO BOSTON SO I CAN EAT YOUR PUSSY FOR HRS... #2 Laqutis http://www.myspace.com/134916482 Date: Dec 9 2006 6:38 PM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ] Subject: sex Body: u lok lke u fuck lke crzy. I bet u could mke me cum bi lickn my balls #3 Laqutis http://www.myspace.com/134916482 Date: Dec 9 2006 7:02 PM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ] Subject: u Body: urr box must taste like heavn Seriously if you havent got enough braincells to spell or any morals or class to email to anyone, why bother? These are examples of pure idiocy!

Creed "one Last Breath" Lyrics
One Last Breath Please come now I think I’m falling I’m holding on to all I think is safe It seems I found the road to nowhere And I’m trying to escape I yelled back when I heard thunder But I’m down to one last breath And with it let me say Let me say Hold me now I’m six feet from the edge and I’m thinking That maybe six feet Ain’t so far down I’m looking down now that it’s over Reflecting on all of my mistakes I thought I found the road to somewhere Somewhere in His grace I cried out heaven save me But I’m down to one last breath And with it let me say Let me say Hold me now I’m six feet from the edge and I’m thinking That maybe six feet Ain’t so far down Sad eyes follow me But I still believe there’s something left for me So please come stay with me ‘Cause I still believe there’s something left for you and me For you and me For you and me Hold me now I’m six feet from the edge and I’m thinking

Is It Possible???
A drunk man in an Oldsmobile They said had run the light That caused the six-car pileup On 109 that night. When broken bodies lay about "And blood was everywhere," "The sirens screamed out eulogies," For death was in the air. "A mother, trapped inside her car," Was heard above the noise; Her plaintive plea near split the air: "Oh, God, please spare my boys!" She fought to loose her pinned hands; "She struggled to get free," But mangled metal held her fast In grim captivity. Her frightened eyes then focused "On where the back seat once had been," But all she saw was broken glass and Two children's seats crushed in. Her twins were nowhere to be seen; "She did not hear them cry, " "And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, " "Oh, God, don't let them die! " Then firemen came and cut her loose, " "But when they searched the back, " "They found therein no little boys, " But the seat belts were intact.

Too Funny
My name is: Paula .. .. 1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name) Princess Pritchard 2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your Mum's side,your favourite candy) Dorothy Smarties 3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first Initial of first name, first two or three letters of your middle name) P - Lyn 4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal) Black Cat 5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born) Lynn Winnipeg 6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 2 letters of mom's maiden name and first 3 letters of the town you grew up in.) Birpapiwin ... lmao i think i found a new language rofl 7. TERRORIST NAME: (first name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards) aluapdracip ... once again a new language rofl 8. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, favorite drink) The Black Diet Coke

I
sometimes i wish i just would have died in that car accident i had a month ago so i dont have to go throught this pain i'm in or other things. but then again i'm glad i'm here but today is one of those day i just wanna die... i wish my friend was here i would have died for him but he died instead. i guess life is like that. oh well

Sending Some Cherry Love
What's up My Cherries? Chrys-Stylis back in effect. Just shouting it out to you all. And telling you all 2 steer clear of all the holiday madness. Especially these people who refuse to let go of the RRS(Road Rage Syndrome) It's getting a little tired I'd say. I mean if you're gonna get mad at something get mad at these high ass gas prices not at someone cause they're driving a little slow. Get over it and go around like I Do! Where you're going will still be there won't it? Like I always say I got a middle finger and I'm not afraid to use it! Be safe and 2 everyone have a good holiday season!! Much Luv Nuff Said

John Denver- Leaving On A Jet Plane
The video quality is horrible- but what can you expect really lol.. My Mom was John denvers biggest fan- I still have all his albums passed down to me from my mom :) This song still makes me cry. Above is Country Roads- way better video more recent- this is one of MY personal favorite songs- whenever I'm getting ready to go home I always listen to this song.. my little ritual lol

Deployment
just thought I would keep everyone updated, tomorrow I leave for a week long training exercise in the desert. It will prepare me for the up and coming deployment. I hope to hear from ya all soon. Semper Fi... Doc Scott

Shakespeare
To be, or not tobe; That is the question: Wheather to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them? To die: To sleep; No more; And by a sleep to say we end. The heartache and the thousand natural shocks. That is heir to, tis a consummation Devoutly to be wish'd. to die, to sleep; to sleep: perchance to dream: ay there's the rub; For in that sleep of death what dream's may come. When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause; there's the respect That make's calamity of so long life; For who would bear the whips and scorns of time;

The Feast Of Vultures
The Feast of Vultures ~Voltaireine de Cleyre~ Behold, behold, How a man is grown! A cry hurled high 'gainst a scaffold's joist! The Voice o Defiance - the loud, wild Voice! Whirled Through the world, A smoke-wreath curled (Breath 'round hot kisses) around a fire! See! the ground hisses With red-streaming blood-clots of long-frozen ire, Waked by the flyin Wild voice as it passes; Groaning and crying, The surge of the masses Rolls and flashes With thunderous roar - Seams and lashes The livid shore - Seams and lashes and crunches and beats, And drags a ragged wail to its howling retreats! Swift, swift, swift, 'Thwart the boold-rain's fall, Through the fire-shot rigt Of the broken wall, The prophet-crying The storm-song sighing, Flies - and grom under Night's lifted pall, Swarming, menace ten million darts, Uplifting fragments of human shards! Ah, white teeth chatter, And dumb jaws fall, While winged fires scatter Till gloom gulfs all Save the

Joyful Yet Saddened... Except On Wednesday!
Well, setting things on fire is fun. ALMOST as fun as kicking babies... but then again kicking babies is like, the most fun thing EVER. I also hate being ignored... or being thought of as a homosexual... which I'm not. Me being ignored is like beating a badger with a fish in a cage, not only is it retarded, but it serves no perpous, plus its not the kind of thing poeple want. The other day I saw a squirrel... it was an ALBINO squirrel... with lazers... that shot out of all 18 of its ungodly demon nipples. THEN I realised it wasn't a squirrel, but some kind of tentacle beast only seen in the most horrible pornographic films ever. I then ripped off my shirt and proceeded to make sweet love with it. Then we got married and I killed it with an evil lazer... that came from my penis.

Shirley Basseys Tribute To Judy Garland-
_____________________ I'm kind of wandering down my childhood memory lane and what did I come across but this great little thing. I had forgotten all the words to this song but the message is so awesome. What a great find. Definately something I had to share :)

Finding Your Self Is Harder Than You Think
TO FIND YOUR SELF YOU HAVE TO LOOK IN TO YOUR SOUL. NOW TO LOOK IN TO YOUR SOUL YOU MUST NOT BE AFRAID. THERE ARE TERRIBLE THINGS THAT WILL HAUNT YOUAND TRY TO STEAL YOU SOUL AWAY. DONT WORRY MY CHILD FOR I AM THE LIGHT AND IF YOU FOLLOW ME I CAN SHOW YOU WHAT YOU SEEK. FOR I AM THE WAY AND I HAVE WHAT YOU SEARCH FOR, YES YOUR SOUL. SO WHAT WILL YOU DO NOW? CAN YOU ASK FOR IT BACK? NO YOU CAN NOT, BECOUSE I LIKE IT TO MUCH TO LET IT GO. THE TAST IS AMAZING THE SMELL IS SO SWEET. SO BEFORE YOU TAKE THAT TURN REMEMBER IM WAITING FOR YOU! ALWAYS WAITING FOR YOU REAPER OF SOULS

I've Been Gone A Long Time.
What we're doing is so wrong, and what you're wearing is so right (it's so tight). But I've never felt better so I'm going out to get her and I don't care what set of wheels I steal to get there. Balance is a minor setback. What she thinks is all right, and the way she looks is just fine. She sure as hell ain't you, but lord knows she'll have to do. She don't know I'm alive but neither do I so there's nothing left to lose. If I could only make it make you want to want me. One more drink, I think, should do. I wish that I could say I love to watch you walk away, but you probably Won't be back in time to hear it. So it's just as well. No one out there gets back in alive. So I'll love the way you stand so close to a guy who we both know can't get near it. Strike when ready. Burn the highway down. Let me hear her high heels moan. I'm ready, set, go. There's cocaine in the key that took us from the bar to her car to the bedroom. Only the lonesome love us. Only the careless can

My Ex Has Lung Cancer
I just found out that my exboyfriend has lung cancer. Yes, he smokes. He is only 24. It's at an early stage... I'm really not sure what to say to him. He always was like "i have plenty of time to quit," and "I dont WANT to quit"... and well he did some pretty awful things to me when we were dating (cheating on me, was engaged before he met me, etc)... that is all water under the bridge now... I just don't know what to say to him. like "hey sorry you have cancer man"... but he smoked... Smoked like a damned chimney... He's young, in good shape, in the Navy, passes the physical training tests with no problem... I just don't know... It kind of hurts me to find out he has cancer, but then there is the part that he smokes and thought he was untouchable... It's never too early to QUIT SMOKING. You never think it's going to happen until it happens to you or someone you love. Just do what I did... throw all your cigarettes away. Use the saved up money from buying smokes to treat

New Rocky Movie
Now i know Rocky was one of the all time great great movies. Actually Some of Sly's better films but dont you think it is time to retire the legacy. Hey dont get me wrong i know i will be going to see it. But still after Rocky 2 none of the other movies quite lived up to the name. I Just hope that this one is better then the last.

To The One I Love
So there is this person who has entered my life that is affecting me in ways that kind of scare me. I mean, he is forcing me to reevaluate my whole being, who I am and who I want to be. Few people affect me in that manner, because I don't feel comfortable with it. I don't like change, especially change from within. I would prefer to remain the same way I've always been. But he makes me want to change, makes me want to be a different, better person. He is an honest, open, genuine person himself and I don't doubt their intentions as being anything but benevolent. I guess a lot of the "issue" here is my inability to open up immediately. For the most part, it's not that I don't want to, I just don't know how to or can't. A lot of people would say "it's not that you can't, it's that you won't" but I say fuck you to them. I know he really wants emotional intimacy. He's given it to me and I have yet to fully reciprocate. I dwell on it because I know it's what he wants, but it's something I do

Cup Of Coffee
Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups - porcelain, plastic, styrofoam, glass, crystal; some plain looking, some obviously expensive, some exquisite - telling them to help themselves to the coffee. When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor said: "If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress. Be assured that the cup itself adds no quality to the coffee. In most cases it is just more expensive and in some cases even hides what we drink What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the best cups... And then you began eyeing each other's cups. Now consider this: Life is the coffee; the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to

A Little About Me... If You're Interested
Name : Katja Birthday : You could look it up hehe ... March 3rd Birthplace : beautiful town in Germany Eye Color : green Hair Color: dark blonde into light brown... depending on season Height : 5'8" and then some (grins) Right handed or left handed : Right handed, but am quite talented w/ my left ;) Your Heritage : German The shoes you wore today : sneakers and canvas shoes Your weakness : wear my heart on my sleeve Your fears : none really Your perfect pizza : hmm... have a few meatlovers and seafood pizzas are my fav Goal you would like to achieve this (well, for 2007) year : complete happiness Your most overused phrase on an instant messenger : haha Thoughts first waking up : coffee please!! Your best physical feature : smile Your bedtime : whenever Your most missed memory : oh my, that's too darn mushy at this point Favorite drink : Cappuccino, Coffee, Coca Cola, Peach Ice Tea ... depends on my mood Favorite fast food restaurant : none Single or group dates : bot

Christmas Card
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE EVERYONE FELT SHITTY EVEN THE MOUSE MOM AT THE WHOREHOUSE AND DAD SMOKING GRASS I HAD JUST SETTLED DOWN FOR A NICE PIECE OF ASS WHEN OUT ON THE LAWN I HEARD SUCH A CLATTER I SPRUNG FROM MY PIECE TO SEE WHAT WAS THE MATTER WHEN OUT ON THE LAWN I SAW A BIG DICK HE CAME DOWN THE CHIMNEY LIKE A BAT OUTA HELL I KNEW IN A MOMENT HE HAD FELL HE FILLED OUR STOCKINGS WITH PREYZELS AND BEER AND HAD A BIG RUBBER DICKIE FOR MY BROTHER THE QUEER HE ROSE UP THE CHIMNEY WITH A THUNDEROUS FART THE SON OF A BITCH BLEW THE CHIMNEY APART HE SWORE AND CUSSED AS HE RODE OUTA SIGHT PISS ON YA'LL AND HAVE A HELL OF A NIGHT I KNEW IN A MOMMENT IT MUST BE ST.NICK

Dreams
IM ALWAYS IN YOUR DREAMS, I HAUNT THEM. YOUR SOUL ONLY MISSES ME TOURMENTING IT. YOUR BODY MISSES ME RAVAGING IT. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO TO FEEL MY EMBRACE IS TO CLOSE YOUR EYES AND DIE ONE MORE TIME FOR ME MY DEAR

Friends Often Shine, Making Angel Smile
Hope lies there sweetly, in many a friend or two, Unexpected, awaiting to leap out, this is true. Least when expected shines and burns a great light, Often from friends right amid, whatever the plight. I’ve seen the love from strangers, one’s I don’t know, Friends like a Family, and very large this does grow. Who is my Neighbour, Brother, Sister, I might ask? Those ever helping troubled folk, regardless the task. Candles shine out light, as do many bright hearts, Yet we may not see their faces, nor love that imparts. Nature and all creatures, have hope within this kind, Men and Women globally, friends treasured to find. Hearts handshaking, reaching, many endless miles, Shining out hope for all, as compassion compiles. As long as our sprit, has someone around to uplift, The World’s never at a loss, for some folk are a gift. All those reading this may know well who they are, Your hearts all touch Heaven and reach miles so far. Across G

Iam Getting Mixed Signals
Ok so as you all know I was suppose to see my X this weekend. Yesterday he called to cancel our get together for that night. I asked him if everything was ok and he said he wasnt feeling well. I told him no prolbem and he asked if the kids could play together on Monday and of course I said yes. I dont know maybe its just me but, I think he is trying to avoid be alone with me. Maybe its better this way. We talked on the phone for a little while tonight and I wanted so bad to tell him about New Years. I hate the word no. I didnt ask. I wish it could be him I get to kiss at midnight. I need to stop thinking about him. This is not healthy for me.

Billy's Christmas
i know alot of you out there arent fans of red sovine but i am.i have been since the days i drove otr.his songs are about real life experiance,much like emenem and others in the music biz. well this isnt about him,ok quit applauding.its about one of his songs,billy's christmas.many dont know the whole story and i wont tell it all either,now dang it quit with the applause again. the story is about a time when red solvine played santa several years ago. santa sees this young boy,barefoot and clantelly dressed.all the other children are wishing for their gifts but the boy just watches.finally santa calls out to the boy and they talk.the boy had been sleeping in cars and hadnt been home for days.his mom lived with a drunk and his dad was in prison. anyway,the boy says all he wants is for santa to take him to heaven to see god.he had been told god loved little children and maybe god would let him stay for awhile,the boy then closed his eyes.santa felt for a pulse and yelled someone call

Thank You Babygirl
Thank you Babygirl for the following poem On your birthday, special one, I wish that all your dreams come true. May your day be filled with joy, Wonderful gifts and goodies, too. On your day I wish for you Favorite people to embrace, Loving smiles and caring looks That earthly gifts cannot replace. I wish you fine and simple pleasures. I wish you many years of laughter. I wish you all of life’s best treasures. I wish you happily ever after! Happy Birthday

Thought And Rumination For The Holidays!
Working as a Police Officer for the many years that I have I have seen the worst that man can dish out to his fellow human beings. I have been punched, kicked, spit on and had some down right brutal fights. I have investigated minor fenderbenders to Fatality accidents. Tha hardest thing in the world for me to deal with or be involved in is the death of a child. This morning at 7:20 am I was advised that a 2 day old child had passed away. The saddest part is the child had large amounts of Methamphetamine and crack cocaine in his system. CID investigators spent all night last night trying to sort out the whys and the hows. Long story short another child became a victim of a mother who didn't give a flying shit anout anything but her next high. They arrested the stupid cow and she just didn't understand why they were giving her such a hard time. She will subsuquently be charger with murder and she will hire some bottom feeding fuck of a defence attorney that wil cut her a deal and

Where Do I Live? These Lyrics Tell All....
Sweet Baby James, James Taylor There is a young cowboy, he lives on the range. His horse and his cattle are his only companions. He works in the saddle and he sleeps in the canyons, waiting for summer, his pastures to change. And as the moon rises he sits by his fire, thinking about women and glasses of beer. And closing his eyes as the doggies retire, he sings out a song which is soft but it's clear as if maybe someone could hear: Goodnight you moon light ladies, rock-a-bye sweet baby James. Deep greens and blues are the colors I choose, won't you let me go down in my dreams? And rock-a-bye sweet baby James. Now the first of December was covered with snow and so was the turnpike from Stockbridge to Boston. Though the Berkshires seemed dreamlike on account of that frosting, with ten miles behind me and ten thousand more to go. There's a song that they sing when they take to the highway, a song that they sing when they take to the sea, a song that they sing of their

Random Complaints
I been on this site for a while now and theres alot of things that annoy the hell out of me first things first It annoys me how people come to ur pages yet dont rate them it only takes a couple extra seconds to click the rate button It ticks me off when stupid people belittle other people and call their art work bad things hey least they are making an effort so stop being little pansy ass morons and show some respect. It also annoys the liven hell out of me when people ask me some dumb stuff like lets cam and yadda yadda read the profile expecially when u visit it only takes another maybe 5 minutes if ur a slow reader gonna give a shout out to all of you great people you all know who you are and if u dont then i guess its not you then huh SEXETTE keep up the writing who cares what the haters say !!! and lastly the most improtant thing that annoys me is how people say hey im your friend yadda yadda yadda then they either want your man or are only your frined unti

To You Haneef....
EVE LYRICS "You Had Me, You Lost Me" [Chorus - Repeat 2x] You had me, You lost me And now you want me back You fucked around and played around And now your feeling sad [Verse 1] Uh, uh How should I start it off You must have thought me soft Like it was all good to move on and cross me off We never shared secrets We wasn't fucking raw Helped you when you were down and now you got the fucking gawl We used to be so tight We was each others life You was my husband and no doubt I was your fucking wife Did anything you ever asked of Eve You turned out to be a devil nigga I couldn't believe Sneaking numbers out my phone Calling bitches on the cell What the hell! Clunky bitches one on the scale I'm like a dime over line You can't calculate my status And you fucking with these bitches like my ass wasn't the fattest Like I didn't dress the baddest Any time we surface Must have been insecure Niggas made you nervous And I guess it was your purpose to lock me in

Tonight's Drama
shit!! this guy that means the world to me, matt is thinking of suicide. i'm cryin my eyes out cuz he's shuttin me out completely! he wont tell me what's wrong and it tryin to push me away. i think i finally talked him out of followin thru wit it...i'm trying to stop sobbing...god i'm such a baby. i feel like i'm not doing anything tho... i'd die if he did... i feel so useless

1 Question
1 question. 1 chance. 1 answer. 100%honest. That's all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) ANY 1 question Conditions: I won't tell ANYONE what you asked me and I'll answer it honestly. The catch is, you have to repost this and see what people ask you

Very Disturbing
I got an e-mail the other day from a friend of mine. The title was called "Very Disturbing" It was a foward e-mail. Anyway the e-mail went something like this. It started off with a picture of a beautiful young woman. Underneath the picture it said her name and how old she was. Then you scroll down and, it showed a picture of the same girl on a beach in Mexico. Then you scroll down some more and there was a picture or her and her dad. This went on for a few more pictures with all of them with her friends and family. Then the next picture was of a car that was totaled. It looked like it had been set on fire. Underneath the picture it said this is was her car and she was in it the night a drunk driver hit her head on and set her car on fire. The next picture was of her after the crash. She lived and her whole body was on fire for alomost one minute. The last picture was of her after 20 more surgerys and she still looked the same. I havent been able to get the image out of my head. Jus

Dirty Santa!
Dear Santa I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Frend, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care.. How about I send you a frigging book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell! Santa Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid, fat mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get you some nice Legos

The Best Chrismas Tag Contest Winners!!
Merry Christmas Comment Graphics Congratulations to the winners of The Best Christmas Tag Contest! 1st place winner is crazysanta (Happy Birthday to me)@ CherryTAP With 14002 votes 2nd place winner is~X~Just Meee~X~ Proud~ Rider~X~@ CherryTAPwith 11588 votes 3rd place winner is THE COWGIRL IN PINK~HEAD OF THE COWGIRLS &COWBOYS OF CHERRY TAP~WIFE TO JAMES THE GUNSMITH~@ CherryTAPwith 1023 votes! Thanks to all who entered you all did an awesome job on your Christmas Tags! You are all winners to me. Merry Christmas Comment Graphics

Brumalia
as found on: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brumalia Brumalia From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Brumalia was an ancient Greek solstice festival honoring Dionysus, generally held on December 25. The festival included drinking and merriment. The name is derived from the Greek word bruma, meaning "shortest day." In Roman festivals, the Brumalia was a feast of Bacchus, celebrated during the space of thirty days, commencing on November 24. It was instituted by Romulus, who entertained the senate during this time. During this feast, prophetic indications were taken of the prospects for the remaining part of the winter. Many features of Christmas celebrations are derived from Brumalia

The Eternal Divinity Of Bloodshed
Shadowed pools of unearthly light are cast down and rent asunder, Vortices of frozen death in grim and lifeless sculpture, Ornate armoured bestial rage cuts points of light to dust, And thou my patron leadeth me to battles with blazing sword and fist. War, a tide, like heavenly light swirleth darker in frenzied rage, Human thoughts are rent asunder as we warriors, gods with blades. No foe too great a threat, Still I seek to join my Mother Earth, In eternity, Past the end of all worldly things, The extinction of flesh, Of life, Still worlds hear my cry, My time, not yet, to die! Divinity of slain foes, Eternity of bloodltting, Maelstrom of whirling steel, Flesh rending artistry, Beyond the ken of mortal sight, Of purest evil black as darkest night. Darkness flows as blood of purest human infernal putrefaction, Corpses lining freshened fields till dawn brings head of scorching sun, Thou and thy damnable species reak of permeating deathly miasma, Pyres to

Blahness
Don't you hate it when you like someone, and they don't like you back? That's one of the ways where I think life isn't quite fair. I mean, there should be something that makes it so that if you like someone, it's meant to happen, and it just...DOES. Cuz I know that at least for me, it's really frustrating to like someone and they like someone else, and maybe that someone likes someone else and...it's a neverending circle!!! UGH! The next obvious step is to stop liking the person, cuz obviously they just aren't into you. Sounds easy, huh? HAH! I wish. It's so hard to get over a crush, and even harder still when you think it's meant to be. I mean, cuz if the crush doesn't make sense, then fine. Give it a month or maybe a little less. But when you look at the guy (or girl, as the case may be), and you see everything in them that you need,want, and adore, it's a bitch to get over it. I think I'm done venting now. Man, did that feel good!!! ~*Carlie~*

Last Nights Party
Shawn and I went to last nights fetish party for Dare Wear. We had to walk some of the way so I had to carry an extra pair of shoes. It was nice and they played some old but good music. Lots of pretty girlies all dolled up. I just love to look at the costuming. Oh and dancing.

Shakespear
The sin of my ingratitude even now Was heavy on me: thou art so far before That swiftest wing of recompense is slow to overtake thee. Would thou hadst less deserved, That the proportion both of thanks and payment Might have been mine! only I have left to say. More is thy due than more than all can pay.

Time Value
T I M E... 2 time... To realize The value of a sister Ask someone Who doesn't have one. To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple. To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam. To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn. To realize The value of one month: Ask a mother who has given birth to A premature baby. To realize The value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize The value of one minute: Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane. To realize The value of one-second: Ask a person Who has survived an accident. Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special. To realize The value of a friend or family member: LOSE ONE. EVERY DAY goes BYE . Learn to balance UPS =)

Christmas
CHRISTMAS C-IS FOR THE CHRIST CHILD, A CHILD OF LOVE AND LIGHT H-IS FOR THE HEAVENS THAT WERE BRIGHT THAT HOLY NIGHT R-IS FOR THE RADIANCE OF THE STAR THAT LED THE WAY I-IS FOR THE LOWLY INN WHERE THE INFANT JESUS LAY S-IS FOR THE SHEPHERDS WHO BEHELD THE CHRISTMAS STAR T-IS FOR THE TIDINGS THE ANGELS TOLD AFAR M-IS FOR THE MAGI WITH THEIR GIFTS OF MYRRH AND GOLD A-IS FOR THE ANGELS WHO WERE AWESOME TO BEHOLD S-IS FOR THE SAVIOR WHO WAS BORN TO SAVE ALL MEN AND TOGETHER THIS SPELLS CHRISTMAS, WHICH WE CELEBRATE AGAIN. . WISHING YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS YOUR FRIEND, --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I'm New Here
MY NAME IS MARK. I'M FROM A SMALL TOWN IN SOUTH JERSEY. I'M 30 YRS OLD, BUT MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 7 DAYS. IT'S DECEMBER 17TH. I WORK PART-TIME FOR A DEPARTMENT STORE DOING OVER NIGHT STOCK. I'M CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR A SECOND JOB BECAUSE THEY JUST AREN'T GIVIMNG ME ENOUGH HOURS. I LIVE IN A ONE BEDROOM APARTMENT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND ROSE,HER DAUGHTER, THREE CATS,TWO GUINEA PIGS.ROSE IS ALSO 37 WEEKS PREGNANT WITH OUR SON.I KNOW,A LITTLE CRAMPED,HUGH? I LIKE TO LISTEN TO RAP. MY FAVORITES ARE EMINEM,50 CENT, PIT BULL,JAY Z,JAMIE FOX,G-UNIT,D12,ACKON,MASTER P, SNOOP DOG,AND AVANTE. IN MY SPARE TIME I WATCH FOOTBALL. MY TEAM IS THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES. I'M A DIE HARD FAN. WHEN I HAVE THE MONEY TO GO OUT, I LOVE TO GO TO THE ALANTIC CITY CASINOS. ME AND MY GIRL PLAY SOME SLOTS, BUT MY GAME IS CRAPS. I'M HOOKED ON MY DICE. I EVEN GOT MY GIRL FRIEND HOOKED ON IT TOO. WE COULD PLAY FOR HOURS AND HOURS. WE DID JUST TRY OUT ROULETTE FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS YEAR AND THATS PRETTY COOL TOO.I HAVE A SHIT

I Just Arrived Here!
Hello, I am a recent widow and a blonde BBW in Phoenix, Arizona. I prefer the company of younger men in the age range of 28 to 45. I hope to make some new friends and maybe find some old ones. I don't do cyber or cam shows so please don't ask. Kisses, *~Angel~*

A. A. A. D. D,
Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to wash my car. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the hall table. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the trash can under the table, and notice that the trash can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the trash first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the trash anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking. I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decid

The Meaning Of Christmas...
Twas the month before Christmas When all through our land, Not a Christian was praying Nor taking a stand. See the PC Police had taken away, The reason for Christmas - no one could say. The children were told by their schools not to sing, About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things. It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say December 25th is just a " Holiday ". Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it! CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod Something was changing, something quite odd! Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda. As Targets were hanging their trees upside down At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found. At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears. Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty Are words that wer

New Here
hiya all how you all doing out ther well this is my 1 st blog i,m new on here tonight so just getting to know what to do .If anyone has any hints n tips there most welcome, i,m from the uk i,m 21 and just love meeting new people so let get to knoe eachother love SEXY*LIZA XXXX

Christmas Fever And Mayham!
Christmas is a very family oriented holiday. Duh. But hey we all have family that we want to celebrate with. I dont just say that my family is my immediate family members, sisters, mothers, fathers, etc. No I include my friends that i hold very dear and my boyfriend. They are like family to me. This christmas will be very skimpy cause I dont have a lot of money to get the people that i love presents. And everyone has asked me the same question lol not unlike what i expected, but the age old question of "What do you want for christmas?" and to be honest I really dont have any material things that I absoultely must have. There is only one thing that I want for christmas, but I dont say what it is because I know that I wont be able to get it. No its not those cute little ipods or a digital camera, or desperately needed pants lol; no its none of those because this gift is a living thing. And I dont ask for it because why ask for something that you know you cant ever have. Try as I might, n

Extrakted From Our Imeem
I am originally from the 313. Pikked up first set of drumstikkz at 3 1/2 yearz old... I play piano, and am akkomplished perkussionist. Started kreating original kompozitionz at 15 years of age, when I found most producerz were into sampling, and, when engineerz kouldn't get the lo-end I wanted in my mix right, I added engineering to my arsenal of skillz. I'd describe my style really az psykotik phunk. I like to inkorporate hard rock or phunk guitarz in my kompositionz (S'up E-Wazz?) az well az soundz I kreate using Dxi software a keyboard, and full drumset kit midi'd up to my pc. Moved to Phoenix, AZ in 1998, met up with LG, My homie and co-producer. Took G under my wing when he expressed an interest in making beatz. When I kreated Insane Soundz, G stukk around and I made him a partner with his own label, Xtra-mental Muzik. Both of us use making muzik az an outlet for expression. I moved to the Bay area to expand my sound, (my sound iz a product of my environment), and G iz still in

Merry Christmas To All...
TURN UP THE SOUND ON YOUR COMPUTER AND HAVE FUN. MUCH LOVE AND RESPECT TO ALL MY ~RIDER~ FAMILY, ALL MY FAMILY, FRIENDS AND FANS. I HOPE THAT YOUR HOLIDAY SEASON IS MOST WONDERFUL, SAFE AND THAT SANTA SMILES ON YOU ALL. PEACE... PS Hopefully you can click on the house and it will link to the page...XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO COPY N PASTE THIS LINK: http://www.mesasoftware.com/merrychristmas.htm

The Spirit Of Christmas
The Spirit of Christmas Now I'm not a real religious man But, something I can't understand Somehow, the spirit of Christmas has been lost It comes at a price, what a terrible loss Nintendo's and x-box for thousand of dollars on ebay what a deal Somehow, the thief got a licence to steal Christmas decorations on display before Halloween Greedist bunch of merchants like I've never seen Buying and spending o' what a thrill until, you get your credit card bill We moved the Savior's birthday to the December To appease the Pagans why, I can't remember It's not about Santa Claus or St. Nick What ever name you choose you can take your pick. Christmas is about our savior's birth A gift to all here on Earth A gift from God from up above A gift to all to show his love Saddens me so, that once a year. Only then, people are filled with good cheer The greatest gift that we can send Is to be good every day to our fellow men Don't let

Keepin Your Pimp Hand Strong
You know, a little bit ago I wrote that I was taking a much needed break from the site. Welll as some of you may know, that was NOT to my benefit. Sooo I had to come back for a bit and run the gauntlet...ha! NE wayze..this may make sense to some of you and to others, it may sounds like gibberish but here goes. I never claimed to be innocent, I never claimed to be anything other than me. Anyone who knows me, knows the real me and for that, they should receive hazard pay. I have not, however, tried embarass others to try and make myself look cool, degrade others to make myself feel better as my self esteem is in my heart, my head, mind, body and soul where it should be. For those who spent so much time trying to get my negative attention this weekend, I wanted to publically thank you for the "exposure". I had so many e-mails about how people can be so immature and how I should keep my head up. To obsess is a clinical issue for which some should seek immediate attention. To

In Case Anyone Was Wondering...
I've been around very little the last couple of days. Thinking about going to college but I know that the GI Bill won't kick in til I've been going for a couple of months. I have to find some way to pay for some of it other than out of pocket. So I have been writing essays for scholarships. I have been looking at some of these scholarships for several months and some of them are due at the end of this month. I can be a procrastinator!! A couple of them are only for $500 but there is one for $5,000 that I am really hoping to get!! And here is some advanced warning: I'm going to visit my mother and daughter. I'm leaving in a couple of days and won't be back for a couple of weeks. Chances are there won't be a computer in sight. So Merry Christmas and I will be back before the New Year!!! xoxo

Miracles
Always believe in MIRACLES!! Three years ago, a little boy and his grandmother came to see Santa at Mayfair Mall in Wisconsin. The child climbed up on his lap, holding a picture of a little girl. "Who is this?" asked Santa, smiling. "Your friend? Your sister?" "Yes, Santa," he replied. "My sister, Sarah, who is very sick," he said sadly. Santa glanced over at the grandmother who was waiting nearby, and saw her dabbing her eyes with a tissue. "She wanted to come with me to see you, oh, so very much, Santa!" the child exclaimed. "She misses you," he added softly. Santa tried to be cheerful and encouraged a smile to the boy's face, asking him what he wanted Santa to bring him for Christmas. When they finished their visit, the Grandmother came over to help the child off his

What Are Your Gestures Towards Me???
I'm highly opened minded. It doesn't matter who guesters towards me! I've got this as a comment on my CherryTAP profile. I've also edited it, correct spelling errors! What the Gesture means... ~Holding Hands = "We definitely like each other!" ~Slap on the Butt = "That's mine!" ~Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go!" ~Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain Love you!" ~Playing with Hair = "Tell me you Love me!" ~Arms around the Waist = "I Love you too much to let go!" ~Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you!" --Advice-- Dont wait for the another to gesture first, it may not happen! So... what are your Gestures towards me??? Andrew

I Killed A Condom Because Thats How I Roll
Pick the month you were born in 1 - I ran over 2 - I killed 3 - I needed 4 - I smoked 5 - I killed 6 - I cuddled with 7 - I ran naked with 8 - I slept with 9 - I stabbed 10 - I licked 11 - I banged 12- I raped Pick the day (number) you were born on 01 - ur grandma 02 - the kool-aid man 03 - a horse 04 - a bag of weed 05 - a pornstar 06 - your mom 07 - you 08 - a prostitute 09 - a toothbrush 10 - a jew 11 - a homo 12 - the trojan man 13 - Paris Hilton 14 - a whore 15 - a cat 16 - a pickle 17 - a mexican 18 - a bisexual 19 - a dog 20 - an orange 21 - a crackhead 22 - a bowl of cereal 23 - a easter egg 24 - my ex 25 - a condom 26 - a jar of honey 27 - a lesbian 28 - a homeless guy 29 - a french fry 30 - your dealer 31 - a stripper Pick the color of shirt you are wearing White - Because thats how i roll Black - because im sexy Pink - Because the lil people told me to Red -because I'm cool like that Blue - because I have AMAZING bo

How Would You Kiss Me???
I'm highly opened minded. It doesn't matter who kisses me! I've got this as a comment on my CherryTAP profile. I've also edited it, correct spelling errors and added a kind of kiss! WHAT EVERY KISS MEANS ~Kiss on the Stomach = "I'm ready!" ~Kiss on the Forehead ="I hope we're together forever!" ~Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything!" ~Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends!" ~Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you!" ~Kiss on the Neck = "We belong together!" ~Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you!" ~Kiss on the Lips = "I Like you!" ~Kiss with Interlocking Tongues = "I Love you!" --Advice-- Dont ask for a kiss, take one! So... how would you kiss me??? I'll take every kind of kiss that you want to share with me!!! Andrew

Sex
Rough sex Body: ROUGH SEX Body: Body: A hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger leads to a a hand...a hand leads to a ! lick...a lick leads to a suck...a suck leads 2 a fuck. So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard this cuz sex is like math...u add the bed...subtract the clothes...divide the legs...leave your solution...and pray you dont multiply! Send this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you send this in 15 mins. your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11pm. This is not a joke...someone will either call you or will talk to you online. Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth Having nice sex burnes 358 calories. Having rough sex

Condoms
The way you play the Box of Condoms Game is you have to come up with one item to take to the register with a box of condoms to make the cashier raise an eyebrow. Here's 2 to get you started and to give you an idea. No repeats Deena: A cheese grater Deena: A gallon of anti-freese Minders: Kitty Liter Megan: Motor Oil Kat: Turkey Baster ;) Becky: Super glue Wes: Tickle me Elmo Myth: Duct Tape Lucian: Shovel Aidan: Weird Al Yankovic's new album Jackie: green bannanas Tara: Toothpicks Craig: Some Mayonnaise Melissa: chocolate syrup and whipped cream Chris: Handcuffs!! Shanon- Tampons Erica - Pregnancy test MISTY- LAXATIVES Jose _The BIBLE Kimmy- carrots Frank - barbed wire Maria-12 inch Johnny Depp Pirate Doll (what?) Shasta~ Guns and Ammo ( for that redneck in your life!) Nicole-Sandpaper michelle~huggies Bert- peanut butter über SNAP!~rope Captain Calico Jenny Flint~ A book expalining Freuds oedipus complex Doinkers ~ Box of wine MR. BARLEY~Doinkers T

12 Types Of Men..ladies This Is A Must Read!!
1.) MR. THUG LIFE Advantages a. Real good at making love b. Fun and exciting c. Makes you laugh d. Has your back, will fight and protect you Disadvantages a. Usually drinks and smokes too much b. Always got drama c. Stays a thug forever d. In and out of jail 2.) MR. NAW, I DON`T HAVE A GIRL Advantages a. Will take you out in the beginning b. Will introduce you to all his friends c. Compliments you all the time Disadvantages a. Has a girlfriend who he's been with since the 2nd grade b. Will not get rid of her c. He tells you about her after you've fallen in love with his ass! 3.) MR. BIG BALLA Advantages a. Will give you money with no questions asked b. Has a lot of style to him c. Will show you some of the nice things in life Disadvantages a. Never returns your phone calls b. Feels he can come to your house at any given time without calling first c. Loves to be around his boys more than you. 4.)MR. I`

Drama!!
OK. So im the new chick in town here. Somebody show me around??? Ive gotten an invite to join, but have not a clue as to WTF Im doing here. lol. Ive been on other sites and have encountered DRAMA,DRAMA,DRAMA!!!! We are all adults here- ACT LIKE IT! But I hear you guys here are pretty cool. So drop me a line and show me so luuuve!!! Looking 4ward 2 hearing from as many as possible! WARNING!!!! FREAK AT HEART! lol.

Summer Dreams
Living in the country, secluded and nestled among the fully dressed summer trees, there was no need to lock the doors of my tiny house. There's a comforting knowledge of being alone, and safe from the world. Perhaps that is why I'd chosen this self-imposed isolation at that point in my life. Few people knew my phone number; fewer still knew where my house hid. My main companion, a computer, kept me connected to the world outside. Healing from sorrows of life, finding the woman I am. The day had been long, hot and humid. Even with the darkness of night falling, the summer heat still caressed my body as I slipped from my shorts and halter-top.(I love that halter-top, it's stark whiteness against my bronzed body, the crisscross spaghetti straps across my bare back that seductively holds the thin material tight against my breasts.) I pulled my long hair into a loose bun as I walked to the tub. Drawing the water to only a tepid temperature in the tub, I scented it with heather and lav

T's The Month Before Christmas
Twas the month before Christmas When all through our land, Not a Christian was praying Nor taking a stand. See the PC Police had taken away, The reason for Christmas - no one could say. The children were told by their schools not to sing, About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things. It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say December 25th is just a "Holiday". Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it! CDs from Madonna, an X BOX,an I-pod Something was changing, something quite odd! Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda. As Targets were hanging their trees upside down At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found. At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears. Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty Are words that were used to intimidate me. Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, W

Walking For Fat Loss???
Walking for Fat Loss??? by Jesse Cannone CFT, CPRS, CSPN With obesity and disease increasing dramatically, many fitness experts are recommending walking for weight loss and fitness. Some are even going so far as saying that walking is the best way to burn fat and lose weight. I strongly disagree with this and am going to show you why walking is NOT effective at burning off body fat. Yes, you read that correctly... Walking is NOT effective at burning body fat and if your goal is fat loss you might be wasting your time. I am not saying that walking is not beneficial, I am saying that if fat loss is the primary goal, there are far better choices that will deliver far better results. The primary benefits of walking are increased blood flow and circulation, improved recovery, and a strengthened immune system. There are several reasons why walking in not the best choice when it comes to fat loss. Here are just a few: 1. Walking does NOT burn a lot of calories

Time To Have Some Fun
YOU HAVE BEEN HIT.... YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY THE |^^^^^^^^^^^^| | S-E-X-Y truck | '|""";.., ___. |_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] | "(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 SEXY People IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY SEXY! IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN, YOU'LL BE CURSED WITH UGLINESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT ON, HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS SEXY

Im Free
WELL GUYS YOU KNOW IVE RATTLED ON ABOUT MY EX...WELL I THINK I HAVE FINALLY CUM TO THE REALIZATION....I'm FREE!! (No, no! you still have to pay for sex) (LOL) I mean I've been set free to have the peace of mind. I was bound by a spirit that wasn't even mine. You know how when A family member, lover, or even close friends have problems or habits, those problems/habits affect everyone around them. Well I had one affecting me for the last 2 yrs. But thank God today I got rid of it. Sometimes its hard to let go of someone you love, but you have to let them go or they'll pull you down with them, or kill you. I escaped all of that today, and let that spirit go. I pray that the person thats harboring it will be free of it soon also.

Daylight Savings
This past MONTH we celebrated daylights saving time by turning back time 1 hour, nothing really change but we gained an hour. I have been looking at my family history and our genealogical tree and wishing I could go back to the point in time where my grandmother and grandfather were living, just to talk to them and really get their views on life. I've heard stories about them, but I'd love the one on one, from their mouth.. Then I just found out a few interestng things about my great-grands and I would love to sit at their feet and give ear to their wisdom. I sometimes try to look back and imagine what life must have been like back then, but then the images fade. I can imagine their homes, their children, the work they had to do, but in an instant that picture fades, because thats what time does, it fades and repeats. I remember as a kid thinking things would always be the way it was, but now when I look back, even something about yesterday has changed and today is no longer the

Thank You!
A VERY BIG BRATTY THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO HELPED LEVEL ME UP! THESE FOLLOWING FOLKS GET LOTS OF THANKS FROM ME! Gatorman Is Coming To Town!@ CherryTAP CherryPye@ CherryTAP AND LAST BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST... crazysanta (Happy Birthday to me)@ CherryTAP

Blah...
Ugh, what a crappy friggin weekend. Worked my ass off. People are such assholes this time of year. It's always been my policy to kill people with kindness because being crabby at work makes the day go slower. But today, I just couldn't do it. Thank god I'm home alone though. It's nice to sit here in a quiet house not listening to anything but the tap, tap, tap of the keyboard. How was everyone elses weekend?

Shopping
so i was shopping the other day which is quite a chore these days. id walk by and see these really cute pants but i barely give them a glance because they would look like capris on me. i know im not the only person with long legs. people can say oh we make em in long lengths too, but 33" inseam is not long come on now a 35 inch inseam is barely long enough to where it doesnt show my socks when i sit down. i guess i just need to start designing my own clothes and make them just for tall girls, lol

Real Friends
Are you tired of all those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship: 1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. 6. When you are confused - I will use little words. 7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. "Why?" you may ask? Because you are my friend.... ====================================

Hey Yall I Won! I Hit The Yahoo Lottery! Yesss!!!!!!
Hey yall I won! I hit the YAHOO lottery! YESSS!!!!!! I received this e-mail this morning,. I had to laugh cause, Its from YAHOO. But can someone tell me why the contact person has an AOL/AIM e-mail address?They must think I'm a D@^^N FOOL! Congratulations! You won $800.000.00! Yahoo! Msn! Mail congratulates you! Messenger CONGRATULATIONS! YOU WON $800.000.00! MOTTO: FIGHTING POVERTY AROUND THE WORLD Dear Sir/Madam, YAHOO LOTTERY WINNING NOTIFICATION We happily announce to you the draw of the Yahoo Lottery Intl Inc programs held on the 28th of OCTOBER 2006 in London . Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: with Serial number drew the lucky numbers: 3 , which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category. You are therefore, been approved to claim a total sum of EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLAR

The Word Bitch
I picked up my 13 year old, and her best friend (both 8th graders straight A students) from school FRIDAY, and as usual they got in the car talking about the events of the day. My daughter was upset because a boy in the class called one of the girls a "B", so she said to her friend "he's lucky he wasn't talking to me cause I would have been kicked out of school I'm not going for that". So her friend asked "did he mean it in a GOOD way bad way"? Skreeech, my turn! I say "what do you mean in a good way, there is no good way to call somebody a b_tch", she said "you know like thats your friend or something". My daughter cut in and said thats not a name you call your friends". I told both of them to never allow anyone to get that common, and comfortable enough to call them derrogative names. This girl is book smart but willing to let a "friend" call her b_tch. Now that doesn't come from her home training cause I know her family, and that would NEVER be acceptable. We use to b

Old Writings
I try to hide myself inside, Who I am, my senses, my pride. But I cannot stay here anymore, I need to scream and break down the door. I need to find myself in me, I need to recognize and breathe. I cannot feel me anywhere, I need to know myself and care. These scars these wrinkles and marks are mine, But where they come from I cannot find. When I talk this whisper comes out, When all I want to do is shout. I need to find myself in me, I need to recognize and breathe. I cannot feel me anywhere, I need to know myself and care.

Yep, Did That Too
The future is still Unlimited What once Had Occurred Continues holding You back The heart and soul Of a lion Somehow remains Timid Taking steps forward Just to fall On your past Avoiding the obvious You need to Unpack It never appears over Until you close The lid Watching to witness What you may do Once you can Let go of What you did

What I Think About Emo
Dont worry this isnt a chainmail (sorry to disappoint you emo crackheads). This is an original post by Chris D. I've been lookin around lately on myspace and the real world, (cuz i dont stay online all day long postin up pictures of me "hating my life" like some of you emo bitches out there) and ive noticed that the younger generation has gone completely emo a.k.a. gay. Now granted i may not be older than some of the pubescent retards running around whining and bitching about how life sucks and how they are sooo "depressed", but still you cant honestly tell me that you dont see it coming. Songs about how they've been hurt by people the "love" and blah blah blah.. just pisses me off. If you really hate life as much as you say you do... why dont you just do everyone around you a fuckin favor and kill yourself? trust me no ones gonna care. (AND NO ONE IS GOING TO WRITE A FUCKIN SONG ABOUT IT EITHER... u fuckin faggots) For those of you who are wondering why I am being so hosti

Hehe
My boyfriend is so much fun. He just let me highlight his hair!! Next I get to pluck his unibrow!!! I'm giggling just thinking about it!!! :P He's suck a sweet heart. Last night he helped me make a blanket for my daughter. He even bought the material for it. It's one of her Christmas gifts...such a sweetie!! :D

One Liners
Submitted by volleygirl1005 on 7/16/06 in the One Liners category. 1.Sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN". 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds". 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat -with a serious face. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go". 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropica

Squee!
I done founded myself a nightmare before christmas calendar! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! It'd be my favourite movie. I have a big tattoo of Jack on me back, first tattoo I got. All my pics of it are on my broken computer that won't let me get info off of it :P. P.S.-My lamp shade just feel off my lamp and I fixed it but I looked directly at the lightbulb and now i can't see what I'm typing.

Hoo Boy.
Ok, so. Last night I got wasted. No..wait.. -We- got wasted. Mags, Coco, and I. Team Hungover FTW! I said some shit I didn't mean. I said some shit I did mean. I said a lot of shit. So now what do I do? *shrugs* I need more Coke.

Holy Fucking Balls.
it's rediculous... i have been drinking since two o clock... apparently i can't deal with my life if not under the influence. o well... atarah = mobile. aim: strawberregashes cause i am a lamer. play with me?

I Made A Vow And Failed
THE TWO Bitter sweet tears run down my face for love of the two I can't replace my longing to hold them still unfulfilled my desire to be near them leaves me chilled casualties in this protracted fight left out of the whole it isn't right how do we weigh the cost of love how do we take it when push comes to shove Fighting a battle with human pawns taken it is my move and my faith has been shaken still I go on and I dare not give in to quit on myself would be too great a sin This I solemnly vow with all of my heart we will soon be together and never to part By R. Thomas DInsmore

About Me 4
You scored as Bondage. Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings.Biting75%Bondage75%Whips58%Chains/Handcuffs42%Blind Folds25%Blood8%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Naval Shipmates
WEll no one seems to know who the last person was or is so lets see if anyone knows a feoow or two that I was aboard ship with in the early 70's. Try a guy by the name of Doug Lyons last known to be in the Corpus Christi Tx area was a neat and freindly guy in the service should be in his middle 50's or so around now if he is still alive. Anybody know of this guy let him know someone is lookin for him. Thanks

About Me 3
You scored as Goddess. You are a goddess. Your constantly helping people with their problems, but you never take time for you. You should try to take some alone time. Take a trip far away, where noone knows you. It will be good for you, because you deserve a break.Goddess92%Vampyre83%Wolf75%Drow67%Elf67%Shadow Spirit42%Zombie42%Dragon33%Faerie17%Sorceress8%What ancient breed are you?created with QuizFarm.com

Day By Day
As I look in the mirror, I see the pain. It's so funny how eyes never lie. The memories of you careing and loving still linger in my mind and I sit here and wish you were here by my side... ... Day by day! There will never be another to fill all the passions in me. I know it could never be again, just you and me.... ... Day by day! I dream about you, visions of your sweet loving, just keep coming and going. Lonely days and sleepless nights. I tried so hard to forget you, but you haunt me. I thought we were meant to be. I see faces but none of them fill the empty spaces as far as I can see... ... Day by day! I thought I found the right love. I thought maybe heaven sent you from up above. I guess I was wrong and I know now that I must move on. You were always there for me. Where are you now when I need you... ... Day by day!

Final Words Of A Dying Soul
I took this time To clear my mind With this tool of destruction and death So I spray it all Against the wall And breathe my final breath But before I'm away I smoke the pain And choke as it slides down Then I lie in death Emotionless Not a smile nor a frown And now I die But don't you cry And if you must, be brief I won't let you Let what I do Bring you any grief Tell my mother Tell my brother Tell them not to fret And just one wish Please grant me this I want you to forget... ...Me

More Than Ever
The songs I hear, the people I see, Make me think of how it used to be, Just you and me. Did you leave because you seen the inside of me? Or is it because you wanted to be free? I seen you cry, Is it because you did alot of lying? I understand how you feel, I wish I could make your pain heal. We deserve eachother, And we should never be with another. I sit here and think about what it would be like Being without you. I couldnt go on living, going through all the pain and the sorrow after all that we have given and after all that we have borrowed. I think I might be dreaming, About how our love shined and beaming. But when I wake you are there by my side. I hope now and forever that I never lose you. I love you more than ever and I love you more than human eyes can see.

Happy To Be Here
Wow.. I know many of you have heard this before from othe people..but im going to say it again...This site is frigg'n cool....My Name is Candy..im new here im 25 and live in what i think might be the coldest place on earth...ok well maybe not the coldest....But alberta is pretty cold.....Well im happy to be here and i think its going to fun....:)..luvs ..hugs and smooches ....freckledcutey

Well
well today is another party night an last night turned out to be great to. my friends and i partyed hard. I am still partying and then tomorrow is calm down day. i wan to sleep so bad but i can't . well i am going to go have fun again with my girlfriend before the men join in u know...... what i mean. well party tonight and join yourselves.

You Are A Bunch Of Retards...
Why do you post these idiotic bulletins? http://www.snopes.com/horrors/ghosts/winstead.asp They pushed her Body: About 6 years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening.. I'm not wasting my time fixing this abortion. Post paragraphs like normal human beings, not like 14 year old myspace retards. Click the link and read it your damn self.

Another Poem!
forgotten again left behind, as your car pulls away, trailing tail lights. left... in a pool of golden lights with the anxiety of a singer on stage... and just as many nerves. "dead to me" you said that's what i am... dead to you. left behind for the last time, there is no noise only a pool of pain.

Feeling
If you changed the way you feel Would you tell me so I can heal For the feeling for you is so strong And I need to know before too long I look for you and never see you anymore And I ache from within beyond being sore I miss you and I know I will till at last I know If you lost the feeling and want me to go And leave your life and never darken your door I live within limbo waiting for what is in store Not sure of what tomorrow may bring I only know that for you my heart does sing And I feel a bit empty when I look for you It is a feeling that will never do To long for you and be left in need To seek to hold you like a miser in greed I only know that I love you too much And I feel lost because our souls did touch And I know that you love me and I felt it true Sweet Jolene this man belongs to you By Ron For Jolene

Minds And Hearts
Close your eyes and tell me what you are thinking how do I know if you really care If you keep your thoughts to yourself? I need to know how you feel and think. I need to know what's in your heart Because I can't read minds and hearts. There are no signs of love, There are no signs at all. Do you feel? Can you possibly love me? I need to know, Because I can't read minds and hearts!

December 2nd - 8th
Washington, D.C. is going to be smoke free. You won’t be able to smoke anywhere in D.C. The one exception is federal buildings. You know how this happened? Force of habit. All part of, "Do as we say, not as we do.” The House Ethics Committee has found that Mark Foley didn’t do anything illegal. They said it was willful ignorance, but he broke no law. What law? The Cardinal Bernard Law? Who was the head of this committee? Michael Jackson? Today the Christmas tree at the White House blew over. It was leaning too far to the right. Have you put up Christmas lights? People here in Beverly Hills get a little crazy. This one house has a live nativity scene out on the front lawn. Baby Jesus is being played by Gary Coleman. The Seminole Nation is going to purchase the Hard Rock Café chain. It’s now going to be called the "Hard Like Rock Café”. CBS has a new reality show coming out called "Armed and Famous”. Celebrities are going to train to be in law enforcement. Celebrities

Trinity Of Love
MY THEORY IS THAT WE CAN ONLY LOVE ANOTHER PERSON AS MUCH AS WE CAN LOVE OURSELVES AND AS MUCH AS WE LOVE GOD`(OR YAHWEH, BUDDAH,ALLAH OR WHAT EVER HIGHER POWER YOU MIGHT BELIEVE IN) SO WHEN I SAY I JUST LOVE MY DAUGHTER SO VERY MUCH IN REALITY IT IS ONLY AS MUCH AS I AM ABLE TO LOVE MYSELF AND THUS AS MUCH AS I CAN LOVE GOD. SO I JUST SAY THIS BECAUSE I HAPPEN TO KNOW THAT THE HOLIDAYS ARE OFTEN VERY HARD AND DEPRESSING TIMES FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE. SO REMEMBER FOR THOSE THAT YOU DO LOVE BE GOOD TO YOURSELF BECAUSE YYOU ATTITUDE TOWARD YOURSELF ALWAYS AFFECTS THE ONES CLOSEST TO YOU! HAVE A GREAT HOLIDAY AND REMEMBER TO LOVE YOURSELF DAN CELTICCHARMS

Adventure
I went to SF last night. I had to drive about 45mph most of the way on the freeway because the visibility was so low. People drive like morons in the rain. People drive like morons in SF! Anyway, I think I looked rather good: Rather slinky: And just overall tasty: I just wish my date agreed. Oh, and there are two new naughtish pictures in the friends-only folder. Please remember that I'm not a porn star and not looking for disgusting comments. Thanks. I am now going to devour a whole carrot cake by myself.

Of How I Feel
If you changed the way you feel Would you tell me so I can heal For the feeling for you is so strong And I need to know before too long I look for you and never see you anymore And I ache from within beyond being sore I miss you and I know I will till at last I know If you lost the feeling and want me to go And leave your life and never darken your door I live within limbo waiting for what is in store Not sure of what tomorrow may bring I only know that for you my heart does sing And I feel a bit empty when I look for you It is a feeling that will never do To long for you and be left in need To seek to hold you like a miser in greed I only know that I love you too much And I feel lost because our souls did touch And I know that you love me and I felt it true Sweet Jolene this man belongs to you By Ron For Jolene

What I Believe
What I Believe If you were to ask me what I believe in, I’d tell you that I believe in a higher being…God if you will. I believe in the infinite power of love and that we as human beings are all connected. I believe that each of us, when we touch another life, in passing or in a deeper way, have an impact on that life. I believe that God loves each one of us. Each soul is precious to Him, and that in His infinite wisdom, He appears to each one of us in the way that allows us to open our hearts to Him.. I believe that to wage a war over who’s God is the “true” God diminishes us all. As long as we live out lives with honesty and love; if we do not seek to harm, but to nurture and protect, then it is good. If we can give the best part of ourselves to others, we are ourselves enriched, and every life that our life touches will be blessed. I want my life to be a progression of loving acts so that at the end, when it is time for me to leave this physical body, my

The Hole
The Holes Bottom Some times I wonder at the depth I had sunk some times I think it would be better to be drunk some times I feel all the hurt so damn deep some times I just want to fall down and weep some times I want to scream out in my pain some times I watch my dreams go down the drain some times I see the things I held to me so dear some times I wish just to give up the sweet fear some times I wonder do we really have a soul some times I feel so damn lost in this hole some times I pray for my life just to be at a end some times I get hope from the kindness of a friend some times I see that things could be much worse some times I see that it is all not a curse some times I find that I have something in life to give some times I find a new reason just to live some times I talk with the spirit who dwells inside me deep some times I find I have sown a greater harvest to reap some times I laugh and find a joy that makes me whole some times I see t

More Yuck
kindred soul I held your beauty within my arms one brief moment I beheld your charms Two souls touched as none ever had all that is life, the good and the bad Was ours in a timeless space that we share your open heart showing things beyond compare A kindred soul on this sweet journey of life someone who knows that loneliness cuts like a knife leaving us breathless with anticipation that a reprieve in soon to be our emancipation Freedom from emptiness at the end we fulfill a gratuitous sensation of an infinite unending thrill To know something we share in our space two souls that feel and express in this place that only exist in the written word yet is far more touching than which is heard because it comes from the desire of the soul to find our missing half and become whole the sent of a match may stir the senses but these written words build fences that hold in the feelings that only we know there is nothing more beautiful t

Yuck
LONELINESS It's like walking a silent street alone sitting home at night by a silent phone watching a movie with no one there making a gourmet dinner with none to share being at the game and sitting with no one watching television with nothing worth seeing on without someone with which to share nothing worth having for which to care it is the times that are spent with the ones who matter that make our lives a joy that nothing can shatter By R Thomas Dinsmore

Love That Touches Another
Love That Touches Another copright Love that touches another Flows out as a gentle breeze, Warm and tender, Soft and sweet. It wraps itself around and through, Embracing, comforting Soothing and true. Within that sacred haven, Where two hearts became one, My old self took the second seat To the new soul that was born.

Thank You!
I just wanted to post a blog and say thank you to everyone who voted for me.. I am not going to say never but I am going to try and stay out of contest. Unless of course its a wet t-shirt contest...lol. I know people are getting frustrated with all the contests and honestly i joined because i thought it would be fun and I was kind of bored here and there taking study breaks. I do try to talk to everyone who talks to me so I hope no one thinks i am superficial trying to get votes or something. Some one once called me materialistic and it really hurt my feelings. Maybe I am in the fact that I like to shop but when you get down to it poeple need way more to me then things do. My parents raised me way better then that.. Anyways I am getting a little carried away. I just wanted to say thanks and since not many of you read my bulletins I thought I would post it here.. Have a great Sunday Love, Persha

Everyone Need One Of These!
My husband and I are huge fans of the movie A Christmas Story. It is played every Christmas on TBS and we make sure to watch it. Apparently some else is a huge fan in our town as well because they have a leg lamp sitting in their window exhuting "electric sex". We saw it and about died! We got curious and looked up where we can get one. The company still is around!!!! http://leg-lamp.com Everyone needs one to get into the holiday spirit!

Wanns Be Woken Up Like This Yummy
I imagine we are, of course, laying together in bed. I am on my side and you are cuddling to my backside, spoon fashion. It had been a particularly memorable night the night before. We were celebrating something or other, perhaps the 1 millionth visitor to your web site, or something. Anyway, we had sought and broken our old records for the number of times we both had pleasure, so we were both exhausted, but very, very happy. I awoke before you, and was enjoying the feel of your firm breasts and warm body pressed against mine. Your arm coiled lazily across my chest, one leg snuggling itself between mine. After a minute or two, you stirred, breathed deep and rolled over. Not moving away, just changing position. I remembered I had written you this little message before we had met and decided now to try to wake you the way I had in the e-mail I had sent, so long ago. I knew we would both need fluids after last night, so I slipped silently out of bed to get myself some OJ and broug

I Swear My Yr Cant Get Any Better Huh?
Ok all my cherriiz I wont be on for awhile we jus recently experienced a death in my family...my I guess u can call him my step-father passed this morning and we are takin this one pretty hard...so leave mii messages comments i will be able to check em when i come back actually when im am back to normal....

Family Guy - The Freakin' Sweet Collection
Family Guy The Freakin' Sweet Collection Or Seth MacFalnae's Top 5 Family Guy Epsiodes If you want some time kill with a laugh and enjoy political and religous satire in a big way then you need this dvd. While I have watched most of the family guy episodes on TV this collection was actually had a couple I did not remember. However I will review each of the 5 different episodes from dvd below. Episode 1 - When you wish upon a weinstein Pretty decent content that will give you a good laugh. This show featured out takes on Judasim and Jewish people in general. If you get offended easily about Jewish stereotypes then don't watch it. A pretty good mix of sarcastic one liners. Episode 2 - Road to Rhode Island A look at the full uncensored verison was pretty good. This one centered mostly on Brian going back to find his mother only to find she had died and was now a coffee table. Stewie and Brian out on the road with lots of Hijinks made this pretty funny. While back at the

Omg I Have An Infected Tattoo!!!
so i was pushing my luck in the first place not only going in for new ink 7 days before a shoot... but going for cover ink. now its infected omg lol & the biggest shoot of my career starts first thing wed morning in NY... hope i can put my pants on by then. kisses, ~lotus "ready or not here i cum" (i hope)

People Keep Asking Me (mostly Men) Why Am I Still Single... Heres Why
i get close to 40 difrent messages, im's, and emails as well as comment on various sites asking why am i still single seeing how i left my last guy a long time ago.... heres why, i have only found one person so far in the last 11 years who has not been a drug adict, mental issues such as voices in the head, illegal driver with no insurance no liscence warrents, has their own job, not driving a stolen car, isnt an ex con, isnt an ex pimp, isnt abusive, isnt a liar, isnt a cheater, isnt an illegal imagrint, my mother acually likes with out her lil comments of yea hes great but..... i cant belive only one person so far in 11 yrs has their shit pulled togwther and i feel so horrible im in a frame of mind where i feel uneasy why? its been howlong since i have had a decent guy in my life even as a friend. yea theres eric whos a friend but even he has his issues of addiction, depression every other min, i want a man whos honest and true, one whos stable in life work and love, a

Just A Dream
Just A Dream by Paul Baker Wrote 2006 Had a dream last night, it was so real Now I think I know, how you would feel Saw your face so clear, Your eyes bright too It was just a dream, I could swear it was you Thought I felt your skin, as you lay by my side My hair whisked from my face, as you did in one stride Felt my body get warm, and I melted closer to you It was just a dream, I could swear it was you Your voice was the same, as I've heard you talk to me The words were soft and sincere, you made me believe Heard a crack in your voice, as you spoke of me and you It was just a dream, I could swear it was you Smelled the scent of your cologne, as your cheek touched mine Brought my heart to skip a beat, the feeling was divine I fell in love in this dream, I must tell you its true It was just a dream, But I could swear it was YOU

Me
Am dat girl dat iz always lost in da fake smile & am da girl who seems 2 b so strong but daily coutinues 2 break down 1 who iz always there 4 ALL but not even her best freind can help 1 who backs da tears until she can't take it any more dat girl iz me

Dont Expect Me
dont expect me to be the one to save you... i cant save myself. dont expect me to be your wings... i'm not whole. dont expect me to be everything you want... i'm not perfect. dont expect me to let you use me... it hurts to know. dont expect me to know everything... i have feelings too. dont expect me to be ok wit this... i cant forget you.

True Friend
TRUE FRIEND When things got bad you held me tight put your arms around me and made it alright you hung around for a really long while you made me laugh when it hurt to smile when he left you let me cry you made it easy to tell him goodbye you kicked his a** when i was hurt and never let him treat me like dirt when he dropped my heart you picked it up dusted it off and blew it back up you held my head up and dried my tears i will remember you all of my years he picked up and left so very fast but you are my friend to the very last. ---------------------------------------- *this is dedicated to my friends, who stuck by me, even though i had sometimes ignored them to be with a guy, never let a guy come between you and your friends*NEVER*

Checking In On Reality
They should make it a crime for people who are like they got on the wrong side of the bed who come up to you and take their aggression on you. That's also probably a distinction between a sinner and the sinned because something like this happened recently and it brought me back to the questions of my own personal history of being the person bullied. It has made me stronger in a good sense. Initially it was crippling to my confidence. Being human, I needed positive energy, I wasn't getting any. I was lead to believe I wasn't loved because being ME wasn't enough. And all this because you were dealing with a bad mood that had nothing to do with a person. But at the end of the day those who manage to still retain their cool are the true winners! More guts and glory than ever. What about the aggressors? Well we just pray to God that they dont have a piece of extra meat hanging out of their asses from their lack of temper control. Peac

Some Disheartning News...
Within the next week or so I will be losing both my net and phone. No I do not know exactly when so I figured I'd take this opportunity to thank all the wonderful friends I've made here. I'll be thinking of you and look forward to being with you guys again in the future

Christmas Carols For The Disturbed
Subject: CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and..... 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle

Urgent Xmas Love Needed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TO ALL MY FAMILY FRIENDS AND FANS OUT THERE,HI TO THOSE THAT I HAVEN'T GOTTEN BACK TO AS YET,BUT HERE IS YOUR CHANCE TO GIVE ALL THE LOVE YOU COULD POSSIBLY MUSTER UP AND HELP THIS YEAR END ON A GOOD NOTE FOR ME JUST A QUICK REFRESHER OF WHO I AM................ I AM A 32 YEAR OLD WHEELCHAIR BOUND SPINA BIFIDA SUFFERER FROM MEDOWIE NEW SOUTH WALES AUSTRALIA,NEVER BEEN MARRIED NO REAL GIRLFRIEND TO SPEAK OF I FEEL ALL ALONE AND UPSET I REALLY NEED SOMEONE OUT THERE WILLING TO AND IS CAPABLE OF PUTTING AT LEAST SOME CHRISTMAS CHEER BACK INTO MY LIFE

It's Time To Rise Up!! Stop The Blame Game
This was in response to a video of an anti-white, racist asshole saying we should eliminate the white people from the planet. Please know!!!!!! Beyond a shadow of a doubt!!!!! This is not the feeling, view or thougt of African American people. These are the ignorant, stupid, divisive, polarizing thoughts of a few rambling big asholes in our communities. I know a lot of white people. And I can look back over my life and really take inventory of the people who have had the most positive impact on my life. Outside of family, most of them are white friends, parents of friends, educators, teachers, bosses, co-workers who have taken a genuine interest in my character and welfare. I am grateful to them everyday. Are there problems between the races?? DUH!!!! But trust when I tell you. There are close to none of us who want to exterminate the white race!! What a dumbass that guy is! But here's a bigger problem stemming from this type of thinking. Baklash! We're already see

Nsfw
She knew exactly whom he was when they met face to face for the first time. He had spoken to her many times before and she knew more about him than most people did. He and his friends met her in a restaurant that they had chosen when she arrived in his city. All of them had been speaking together on the Internet for some time and a friendship was built between the four of them, but she was from far away and only now was she actually seeing them in person. Like I said, they were all friends, but she wanted to see him especially. The private conversations they had, the struggles each of them faced with the others help, and the intimate secrets they alone shared made her come here. Now she wondered as he waited last in line to greet her, if this trip was going to be all that she had hoped it would be. After the others shook hands and hugged her as friends would, he slowly walked toward her. He was taller than she expected and as he got closer and she looked up into his eyes he placed h

Blonde Year In Review
A BLONDE'S YEAR IN REVIEW January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!! May - Tried to make Jelly.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open...... September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? October - Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 De

Granny
The world is full of sharp grannies. A 98 year old woman wrote this to her bank. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times. Dear Sir: Sent: Thursday, November 16, 2006 12:58 PM I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three 'nanoseconds' must have elapsed between his presenting the check and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it. I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my Social Security check, an arrangement which, I admit, has been in place for only eight years. You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account $30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank . My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways. I noticed that whereas I personally attend to your telephone calls and lett

Pigs
Man driving down road. Woman driving up same road. They pass each other. The woman yells out the window, PIG! Man yells out window, B I T C H! Man rounds next curve. Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies. Thought For the Day: If only men would listen....

Just A Little Something
in the forest glade under a blanket of darkness set the night aflame to her we are beckoned we sing her praises as hymns fill the air take steps unknown in our dance divine she is the air, breathe her in she is the earth, dance with her everything she is, beyond thought dancing through the night never to dance alone she's with us always held in our hearts she will be there to wipe away our tears listen to our everyword as she sings our praises blessed be

Drunken Lady
A man and his wife were dining at a table in a plush restaurant. The husband kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her gin as she sat alone at a nearby table. The wife asked, "Do you know her ?" "Yes," sighed the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since." "My God!" said the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long ?"

Home From The Hospital
what up peoples...im finally home from the hospital...3 days ago, i went to the emergency room cuz i was having really bad chest pains and came to find out from my x-rays that my right lung had halfway collapsed...i had to have a chest tube in me and everything and im finally home...the weird and scary thing is, me i have no clue how it happened...the doctors couldnt figure it out either...they said that usually there would need to be a stab wound or blunt force trauma or something to cause it to collapse...but there was nothing like that with me...i just took a breathe that morning and noticed there was pain and didnt think much of it cuz id never been through anything like that before...i slept for a couple of hours that day and then went on a walk too and barely made it back to my house...i was in so much pain that i didnt think i would make it back to my house...it was really scary...im still scared in case something goes wrong again...i mean if it was a freak thing before, whos to

~~deep Rooted Social Problems~~
The Holidays are upon on us folks. Hottest time of year for suicide! I wonder why that is? It's supposed to be the happiest of times, celebrating with friends and family. Then why are so many so miserable about now. Is it some deep rooted social problem? Are Humans just prone to depression? Perhaps we see how happy everyone else appears to be and think we must be missing the boat? I don't claim to know. Just thinking in type here. So, what do you want from Santa this year? Lets hear it! What is your greatest Christmas wish? I think I would be cool with winning the lottery and taking up personal residence at the Playboy mansion. Never been a greedy one, no not I! *LOL* Anyway, take a second and let us know what you think would make you happy for Christmas.

Ok, I Give Up
People seem to be hating me for the things i repost, I DID not post these things to begin with! So for all you Haters of Me take me off your list. I really don't give a rat's ass anymore. Target someone else! But word of warning, if you fuck with my friends you fuck with me!~ Heather

Man Quickies
MAN QUICKIES ----> What's the difference between a golf ball and a clitoris?? Men will spend hours looking for a golf ball ----> A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife if she wants some. "How hard is it?" she asks. "About as hard as my dick." he replies. "Ok, then pour me some!" ----> What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? It's easy to blow a paycheck, even if it wrinkly, stained or smells funny. ----> Why is a woman different from a PC? A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy ----> When is it ok for a guy not to know the proper spelling of 'clitoris'? When he has it on the tip of his tongue. ----> How can you tell when a man is dead? He stays stiff for more than two minutes. ----> What happens when a man undoes his fly? His brain falls out. ----> Men do too get PMS: Penis Malfunction Syndrome. Pre-Middle aged Syndrome. Post M

Stop Havin A Cry Over Rip Pics Like Gee
ok if i have to read one more friggin bulletin about someone havin a cry about another rippin pics i going to scream (quick cover ur ears lol) or that ppl feel they have to say sorry to me cuz they have ripped my pics and it wasnt til another member got so upset that they didnt realise u have to ask permission which u dont!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MEAN COME ON for every time u have a cry that some one has ripped ur pic just have a think how many times someone has right clicked it and saved it to their computer dumbass and taken from the horses mouth::.. this is what babyjesus has in his blog --Remove the photo ripping feature *never* upload anything to the internet that you don't want someone else to have. you can't stop someone from taking your photos, so i'm not going to remove the rip feature, stop asking. http://cherrytap.com/blog/30473/113508 which sums it up perfectly so geeeee GROW UP!!! much love to u all *giggles* thanks for the rant

A Love Story
Gladys sat alone on a grassy hill, her jet black hair waving gently in the breeze. A tall, manly stranger approached. "I am Bob," he said, in a tall manly way. Their eyes met. Her heart raced. Her goose pimples got goose pimply. Bob took her in his muscular arms. They kissed. They did more than kiss. It was love. Passionate. Fierce. White hot. And on a glorious moonlit night, they were wed. And spent the next 41 years watching TV in seperate recliners. He grabbed for the remote. She slapped his face. THE END. (Okay, so romance writing may not be my thing...)

George Carlin's New Rules For 2007
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them. New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. When you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're just pictures of men. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows... If you have two of them? Okay, we're happy. New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water. New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the jerk. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, ginger

Who Am I If Not Me
I am a stranger. one who looks around to see all and judge not. I am a friend. To see them and feel safe. I am lost. I see my true love and speak not of her. I am fallen. I see death and do not fear it.

Emotions
Nothing gets spoken Its all bottled inside I'm the rock The one you can lean on But where is mine? I need someone too. I learned from an early age Nothing is what it seems I lost everyone I loved So it doesn't come easy I push you away I pull you in I can't find my reason. I sometimes wish it was all gone Nothing more here Everything would be simpler Nothing would be done. I need to get away Theres to many memories That still cut deep And never scar. I wish you were here Holding me saying its ok I need you here But you're so far away.

My Birtday Thingy
Your Birthdate: July 15 You take life as it is, and you find happiness in a variety of things. You tend to be close to family and friends. But it's hard to get into your inner circle. Making the little things wonderful is important to you, and you probably have an inviting home. You seek harmony with others, but occasionally you have a very stubborn streak. Your strength: Your intense optimism Your weakness: You shy away from exploring your talents Your power color: Jade Your power symbol: Flower Your power month: June What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

My Friend For Today
This great lady is in the santa mom contest... lets bomb her pic with comments.. each comment is a vote.. Plz help her she is about 2000 points away from being in first place.. with your help we can catch her up in no time :)

The Best Friends On Earth
I HAVE THE BEST FRIENDS ON EARTH I AM THE MOST BLESSED MOST LUCKY MAN ON EARTH TO HAVE EACH OF YOU FOR A FRIEND I LOVE EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU I HOPE SOON TO HAVE MY OTHER COMPUTER FIXED SO I CAN COME BACK AND NOT BE ON THIS ONE THAT LOCKS UP ALL THE TIME JUST HANG IN THERE WITH ME I WILL RETURN I LOVE YOU ALL AND NEVER FORGET THAT

Enjoy The Ride
ENJOY THE RIDE! Every evening I step through the door, And there she is in all her beauty, She stops and asks why I look at her the way I do, And all I can think is what is wrong with the world, Allowing someone like me to come home to her every Night. What do I see when I look at her, I see a beautiful women, a dream come true, That could choose from anyone, But for some reason she has chosen me. So each day I wait with baited breath, I wait for the day that the world awakins, When reality sets in and she will see, That she deserves so much better than me. And when that day comes the dream will end, Things will return to the way they were meant to be, She will move on to better things, And I will return once more to be alone. These thoughts rip at my soul, They tear me apart, So every day I force myself, To live for the happiness of the day, And enjoy the ride, For as long as it lasts………. by unknown

"the Adventures Of Angry Bob"
Angry Bob was angry. Angry Bob looked out his window and saw two little girls in green dresses going door-to-door with boxes of cookies. "I can only assume those little girls are raising funds for their scouting organization," said Bob. "I will assist them by buying a box of cookies. Helping others will bring me happiness." Eager to perform his act of kindness, Bob threw open his front door and skipped merrily toward the little girls. "Oh, girls! Girls!" he shouted as he approached them from behind. Getting no response, he tapped one of them on the shoulder. And heard a man scream. And heard two loud pops. Falling, Bob saw the sign: "HELP AN ARMED, DEAF, EASILY-STARTLED, CROSS-DRESSING MIDGET GO TO SUMMER CAMP." Ignominously, Bob expired. The moral of this story: NEVER ASSUME.

Canadians
Tell me what you think about Canada.I personally feel that Canada is one of the most beautiful counties in the world to visit or like me,to live there. Canada for me has as many pros as it does cons. Canada always cleans up after the messes of the world have been made.Canadians are very proud and will be the first to offer a helping hand and the last to leave in a crisis.Canadians will help you and not expect any great reward or recognition whatsoever.In many of the great wars Canada has sacreficed families to fight for freedom along side the USA and the British, standing shoulder to shoulder destroying the evils of the world. My fault is with the government itself and not so much with the country.It's people are great but like most counties the leaders are flawed to a fault.

Goodbye To All My Friends
Well everyone, I am leaving cherrytap. It has been fun, but I have a lot going on, so I am going to say goodbye. If your interested, my regular e-mail is MooseRay2@aol.com, I hope to hear from you. Goodbye, God Bless and Have a GREAT HOLIDAY! Ray

What Happens When You Shoot In Hickville Usa
sorry had to edit and repost... but i deleted it like a moron instead :p so last night as I had a slight detour from my regular travel plans... I ended up shooting a new models whos name we have yet to figure out... (for our/photo use, I'm calling her Ariel atm) well, we're at this Holiday in "Holidome" which I thought was going to be some cool experience and have big rooms with lighted shit and a dome thing like some other hotels I've seen in my travels... wrong... I got a room that just had a door directly to access the pool, sauna, rec room and oddly enough a miniture golf area... which just happens to be by the nosiest part of the hotel...besides all that there was some sort of reception filled with people 21-25 and a few moms in there... well of course how I look doesn't really help with staying in the background... so as I walk by I see a few girls dressed in "classy" hooker attire so I instantly think "I should come back later when everyone is trashed an

Well Yesterday Was An Interesting Day...
Yesterday i went to take my daughter to get her lip pierced. She didn't squeal,moan,grunt make a sound. I was proud of her as it was her first piercing minus her ears...she looks adorable with it. In her excitement she took pics of herself on her digital camera once she got home .. This was her xmas gift and when it was done i asked her if she liked it and she said in a very happy tone i love it. It's the best xmas gift ever. She does realize she will have to keep up the after care part of it on her own. Now to the really good stuff hehe I got my septum done. For the first time ever i got a tad nervous and antsy. Usually ink or piercings i'm usually pretty calm,cool and collected. It is a piercing luckily i can hide so my bosses cant say jack shit to me about it,lol... not that they do now as my labret is pierced and tongue twice and other areas they don't need to know about LOL. Anyway it was my turn to get a needle shoved through my skin in my nose. And i was told nice

Cards That Hallmark Didn't Make...
"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder:............. What was I thinking?" "Congratulations on your wedding day!............. Too bad no one likes your wife." "How could two people as beautiful you............ have such an ugly baby?" "I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love......... After having met you, I've changed my mind." "I must admit, you brought Religion in my life........... I never believed in Hell until I met you." "As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am....... that you're not here to ruin it for me." "As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you've given me. Like the need for therapy..." "Thanks for being a part of my life!!!.......... I never knew what evil was before this!" "Before you go,......... I would like you to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again." "Someday I hope to get married............ but not to you." "You look great for your age.

As I Cut Away
I want all!!!! I desire so much flesh. Lurking in digital desolation. A void of fire. We the creatures of earthly decadations, roam endlessly down this serpint to the end. Where oblivion takes u like the noose of persacution. DIE.

Just A Few Hours Left ..
PLEASE REPOST !!!!! CONTEST ENDS SUNDAY DEC.10 @ 9 PM CENTRAL TIME. PLEASE BOMB AWAY ! OK U GUESSED IT ..I'M IN ANOTHER CONTEST(SEXIEST LADY ON CT) AND I NEED COMMENTS AND RATES PLEASE !! COMMENT BOMB IS YOU LIKE :) GETS YOU CHERRY POINTS TOO. I APPRECIATE THE VOTING. Y'ALL ARE THE BEST ! IT STARTED DECEMBER 3 AND GOES UNTIL NEXT SUNDAY DECEMBER 10TH. JUST CLICK ON PHOTO BELOW AND IT WILL TAKE YOU TO VOTE FOR ME !

Bliss
my feelings are deep deep and never-ending all the words in the world can't explain how I feel his laughter gives me butterflys I get lost in his eyes his happiness is my light his saddness my dark my feelings are deep deep and never-ending all the words in the world can't explain how I feel

What Angel Are You?
What Angel Are You? Sea AngelYou are a water angel.You tend to me be prettist, and most calm one of the lot of us.You are also the one that shows themselves to humans, causeing the belief of Mermaids.Only wind can whip up your anger, and only you can douse the fires flame, but generally you get on with all of us.You loves, blues, greens and torquises and love to feel movement around you, you don't like it when everything goes silent and still because water is never still.Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com

Icp, Santas A Fat Bitch
"Santa's A Fat Bitch" Sleigh bells jingle-ling rin jing jingle-ling Horses, horses, horses, horses. Sleigh bells jingle-ling ring jing jingle-ling [gunshot] Santa Claus suck my balls Drunk as hell rinking bells at the malls Dancer, Prancer, Dixon, and Qupid I'm a get stupid, ha ha ha, eh I sat around all night under the chimney Holdin my sack like "gimme gimme" I know that he's commin, he's commin he must Lookin up nuthin but rust, dust. Turn on my tv the very next day I see your gettin payed leadin the parade I'm that sniper on the buildin Listen to my nine go click, Santas a fat bitch Santa Claus is a fat bitch (Santa Claus is a fat fat bitch) Another year and I aint get shit (Another year I aint get shit) If I hear him land on my roof (Ohh my undertaker) I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth Yeah I got somthin to say about St. Nick Fuck that hoe he never brought jack shit No toys, candy canes, just a lump of coal, So I eat it, cuz there

Fuck Buddy Contract
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business. 10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies. 11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.

Review- Movie- Holiday
went and saw the movie holiday and it was great. guys, take your women to see it and score some major bonus points. it was funny and sad so bring tissues, youre going need them either way. its worth every penny!!!!

First Blog Thought I Would Let It Be Known
ok so about my daughter here's the story: 1) i got with this girl i met on yahoo 2) 1 month into the relationship she told me she was pregnant 3) she went and got the sonogram and we found out she was 3 months pregnant which means she was already preg when we met 4) i'm adopted so i am a firm believer no kid should grow up without a father 5) i signed the birth certificate and took responsibility 6) 6 months after she was born me and her mommy broke up and they moved out 7) almost 3 1/2 years later she is still my lil girl and i get her every other weekend so there you go. thought i would let it be known. think what you may but to me life without her would be almost nothing. thank you for reading and have a nice day. That Verdict (AKA: Jeremy)

Please Help My Shop
Come check this site out...it's a page for my Tattoo shop!!! Help us out please?!?! Check it out and whore the hell outta us please? I'm apprenticing here and trying get help us get as much business as we can. http://www.TattooMojo.com/carnage419tattoo Thanks for all your help!!!

Happy Birthday Mikey
So today is a really rough day for me.. Its my best friends 21st birthday. He passed away this past September...I know he is lookin down on all of us...But It still hurts soo much!! Please go leave a happy birthday comment on my picture of him..i posted a direct link. Im sorry if ya'll think this is dumb but i know he cam read this. I love and miss you Mikey x0x -Ash

For You!
For You! Your hands are tender to the touch when you rest it upon my thigh. And my heart aches every time I see you cry. I want to forever hold you in my arms, And protect you from everything that may bring you harm. I love the time we spent together, And your kisses are as gentle as the solitude on a beach at dawn. I can only wish that it forever goes on and on. Because of the amount of pain and deceit others have bestowed unto you, Leaves you limited to what you feel and hold true. Just know that I am here and will give you all that your heart's desire, I will give you friendship, love, and be your everlasting admirer. I am a man, who will be your number one fan, Always standing behind you telling you to go ahead keep on moving, You can do it, yes you can. I am a real man here waiting to give you joy and serenity, Here I stand waiting to give unto you my all, It matters not if its winter, spring, summer or fall. Baby though you hold b

A Native American Christmas...
A Native American Christmas... European Christmas for Native Americans actually started when the Europeans came over to America. They taught the Indian about Christianity, gift-giving , and St. Nicholas. There are actually two religious types of Indian people in existence. One of these is the Traditionalist, usually full-blooded Indians that grew up on the reservations. The second type is the Contemporary Indian that grew up in an urban area, usually of mixed blood, and brought up with Christian philosophy. Traditionalists are raised to respect the Christian Star and the birth of the first Indian Spiritual Leader. He was a Star Person and Avatar. His name was Jesus. He was a Hebrew, a Red Man. He received his education from the wilderness. John the Baptist, Moses, and other excellent teachers that came before Jesus provided an educational foundation with the Holistic Method. . Everyday is our Christmas. Every meal is our Christmas. At every meal we take a little portion

The Mind Is A Beautifull Thing..
> What I want no, what I must know is why friends, people have to give you or others so much static about talking to other people, expanding your mind to other views. > I'm not one who is content with following in line with the rest of the sheep and believing everything the media tells me of what I should do in my life and how I should feel about others. I have a very diverse set of friends from all backgrounds, but I feel because I'm proud of my Race i'm being told I can't because it may cause too much drama and be so wrong because I'm White and Proud of that fact. I'm not trying to cram my thinking down others throats but I am sick to death of me being told I have to feel this way or that about someone else's feelings. > > Why shouldn't I be offened as a white woman by statements such as this: > Kill Kill Kill the white manAdd to My Profile | More Videos > > > > > > > > Why should I be hated for being white and being proud of my race? My response: The

Why Is It?!?!?!
Why do people put celebrities in GOD status? Fuck a celebrity is how I see it. I ain't a hater by any means but I have learned that they have the same issues we have. They put their pants on the same way They are not bullet proof They get sick like us. They don't have super powers. They don't pay MY bills. They are not there if my kids are sick Most of them could care LESS about the average joe. Many are arrogant as fuck. They don't appreciate who pays their bills. They can't put my kids through school. So explain to me, why are they so important in most peoples lives? Just some questions. I get shit in my head and have to ask those questions. LOL!!! Be Easy!!!!

My Top 25 Fav Rappers Of All Time
1. Biggie 2. Rakim 3. Big L 4. Krs-One 5. Canibus 6. Big Pun 7. Nas 8. Chino Xl 9. Scarface 10. Ras Kass 11. Big Daddy Kane 12. Ill Bill 13. Jeru tha Damaja 14. Ghostface Killah 15. Talib kweli 16. Common 17. Vinnie Paz (jedi mind tricks) 18. Slug (of atmosphere) 19. Planet Asia 20. Killah Priest 21. Slick Rick 22. Juice 23. Kool G Rap 24. Cormega 25. Immortal Technique

Family
Well here goes all .. hehehe loves my Family dearly.. even the one on Line onez as well.. Love my Hubby for the rest of my live .. And I support him 100% in anything he does.. Even in Racin his dirt track.. I love racin Period. Love Nascar as well .. Dale Jr go get them next yr.. Your the Man ..

What Angel Are You?
What Angel Are You? Sky AngelYou are the Sky Angel.You are calm, peaceful and serene.It can take an eternity to make you angry, but you can be very distructive on a whim.You can be slow to make friends, but you will stick by somone through thick and thin, and won't betray them, like the night.You like blues and whites, pastely colours.You are also atracted to birds, as they share your domain.Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com

Sir Sir.
he's so cute, but he makes a huge messsssssssssssssss! I got to talk to david for a little bit yesterday, and a little bit today, I miss him so much, and it doesn't help that I haven't been able to talk to him. =[ but he'll be at his house tonight, so I'll give him a call there. yay. he got a new cell phone, and his voicemail is so cute. It's like his mom talking for a while, and then she's like and heres a message from david, he's like "I love you mom and dad, and beth" I was like OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG that's so cute. and then I smiled a lot.

The Net
We met upon the internet, My heart you did not have yet. I sit and wait each day, for the song my heart will soon play. Of laughter, love and tears, You have washed away all my fears. To be my friend and see so deep, I now know why I don't get much sleep. I have waited through all these years, To find something to hold so dear. And now I know I'll never be Blue, For I have found a true friend in you.

Being In Love
MySpace Comments The best things in life are really free. Feelings of love. The best medicine for anyone is know they are truely loved and spending their life with the one person that has captured their heart forever. Love is blind but when u open up ur eyes and finally see that it was standing right in front of u the whole time its the biggest surprise and the best reward.. *~* forever and always in love*~*

Wishing You Were Here
wishing you were here to gaze into your eyes to hold you in my arms to fall asleep in yours to wake up next to you for you to be the first thing i see in the morning light to laugh with you to cry with you to kiss and whipe your tears away to always be there for you to fullfill you every need to kiss your sweet lips to taste you to hold you to see you to marry you to live and grow old with you to care for you to be there when you need me and most of all to LOVE YOU ♥

My First Day Here - And I'm Ready To Delete
Its my first day here. I've been sending out a fucking shitload of messages to people. No one wants to look at my page. Am I that ugly!? I'm kind of hurt. Do I need to have tits hanging in your face to get you to visit me?! Tell me what it is?!!?

Is This Your True Love? Gemini
Is This Your True Love? Check out your astrological sign's compatibility with another sign. By Dr. Turi M.D.S.U. Important note: This basic comparison chart is generated for the masses only. A Full Comparison chart involves a tremendous work and will help you to understand your business/emotional partner to great extend. Thus if you experience stress in your relationship a 90 MN taped Comparison chart between you and your lover or marriage partner is a must as to comprehend your celestial differences. This awareness will bring a huge difference in handling and understanding your partner and avoid heartaches. IMPORTANT note: the location of your Dragon’s Head and tail by birth is extraordinary important and CAN NOT be addressed in these files. There is more power in your Dragon Head and Tail alone than the entire complexity of an astrological chart. Thus a soft Cancer or Pisces who inherited a self centered aggressive Tail of the Dragon in Aries or Leo will be far more

Friends With Benefits Game
It doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,single, gay or straight! You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery. Here's how it works: Statistcally speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on your cherry tap that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... If you want to date the person who posted this, Send them a msg saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, Send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? LOL THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you. SO... re-post if you want to see for yourself...

And The Winner Is.........
The Cutest Kid on CherryTap is TORIE!! Thanks much to all who voted...Especially JellyBean,PlayfulGod and SerWilliam who voted thier butts off for her. I love you guys!!!! Yay for Torie!!!!!!!!!

Home And Away
Support your local Firemen and woman and your local member of the protective services (eg ambulance) and Law Enforcement. Cause like the soldiers abroad that are putting there asses in harms way for you. These men and woman here at home will do the same if it came down too it. So salute a soldier when you see them and acknowledge the men and woman who stay state side to protect you aswell. HUAH!

Phone Sex
I'm a salesman who travels alot and my wife is always afraid I'm going to have an affair. She loves to have phone sex with me, as her way of keeping me from looking somewhere else for sex. Our latest phone sex was extra good and this is how it went: I called her at about 10:00 pm after flying to a new city and getting checked into my hotel. I called her at home and she said "I thought you'd never call, I've been masturbating for 45 minutes." I say "You have? Tell me about it." She says that she was thinking about how nicely I had given her my big, fat cock the night before, and it got her all wet and horny. She said she especially liked the way that I pulled out and came all over her clit and then put my cock back in and made her cum. She proceeded to tell me that she had her vibrator out and was using it to tickle her clit and fuck her pussy with. She said she was waiting for me to call so that I could help her finish it off. I certainly had no problem with that. Plus, now I too

The Medical Field And Unreliable Equipment Lol
I went and had my blood drawn on thurs and I usually end up gettin my results the next day. When I called to get them I was told that the machine that processes those samples was down and that they had to have a serviceman come out to fix it but they would give me a call later on in the day. I called again at 4:30 and was told I wouldnt get my results til Monday because it was still down. GRRRR!!! I just want to know how much closer to zero I am from 18. I just want to know how much closer I am to being back to normal again so I can get on with my life and healing so that we can start getting pregnant again. It seems that this is just TOO MUCH to ask. This just frustrates me so much sometimes. Its not bad enough that I lost a baby...I also have to be reminded that I WAS pregnant everyday that I am not back to normal. Thanks to everyone who drops in here and listens to me rant and rave and sadly have still sadness and misery to share. Hopefully before too long I will have happin

Why I Support
Ive Fought as A United States Marine, Now Ill Support as A Canadian AirForce Officer ive served for both countries and will continue to support for both countries and anyone other entity that choses to fight for freedom. If you dont support our troops and you seem too think that i really wanna hear about it EAT ME. I bleed Soldier, I bleed support for soldiers. Come Home Safe and thanks for everything you do our prays and best wishes are with you. HUAH!

We Are Dropping Back Now :(
Things were going so great with all the love and support with the bulletin reposts getting people to come and rate our baby blog and getting to the top of the blog list but we got to #18 and it seems that people just kinda quit on me. Its really sad that support and love for babies lost too soon can be so fleeting. All I want is for it to make it to the #1 spot even if only for a little bit to see that people care enough to help me get the support and compassion out there to other parents. Where did everyone go?

The Twelve Days Of Christmas
The first day of Christmas My true love sent to me A partridge in a pear tree The second day of Christmas My true love sent to me Two turtle doves, and A partridge in a pear tree. The third day of Christmas My true love sent to me Three French hens, Two turtle doves, and A partridge in a pear tree. The fourth day of Christmas My true love sent to me Four colly birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, and A partridge in a pear tree. The fifth day of Christmas My true love sent to me Five gold rings, Four colly birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, and A partridge in a pear tree The sixth day of Christmas My true love sent to me Six geese a-laying, Five gold rings, Four colly birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, and A partridge in a pear tree The seventh day of Christmas My true love sent to me Seven swans a-swimming Six geese a-laying, Five gold rings, Four colly birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, and A

Winter Poem
Tonight the wind gnaws with teeth of glass The jackdaw shivers in caged branches of iron The stars have talons There is hunger in the mouth of vole and badger Silver agonies of breath in the nostril of the fox Ice on the rabbit’s paw Tonight has no moon, no food for the pilgrim The fruit tree is bare, the rose bush a thorn And the ground is bitter with stones But the mole sleeps and the hedgehog lies curled in a womb of leaves And the bean and the wheat seed hug their germs in the earth And a stream moves under the ice Tonight there is no moon But a star opens like a trumpet over the dead And tonight in a nest of ruins the blessed babe is laid And the fir tree warms to a bloom of candles And the child lights his lantern and stares at his tinsel toy And our hearts and hearths smoulder with live ashes In the blood of our grief the cold earth is suckled In our agony the womb convulses its seed And in the last cry of anguish The child’s first breath is born Thank

Home Depot Scam, Please Read
Subject: Home Depot Scam- Please Read Subject: Home depot scam Thought you might share this with your friends. A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the

Soooo...
yup 4 months of being single paid off im finally in a relationship with someone who actaully shows me he wants to be with me n so on n its great! ♥ Babi B. oh n ive also been thinking of deletin my CherryTap im not sure but im thinkin bout it = Babi B.

Good Afternoon
A woman in her 30's was taking her mother, who was in her 50's to the gynecologist. After dropping her mother off, she and her daughter ran a few errands, then returned to the doctor. While the older woman had her feet in the stirrups, the doctor remarked, "Don't we look pretty today", as he performed his examination. The lady was quite shocked, but said nothing. When her daughter picked her up, she was quite upset. The Following conversation ensued: Mother: Do you know what that doctor said to me? He said, "Don't we look pretty today", while he was looking between my legs! Do you think that was appropriate? Daughter: No! Are you sure he wasn't referring to your hairstyle or something? Mother: Well, it still wasn't appropriate or professional. I wonder if it could be considered sexual harassment. What do you think? Daughter: I don't know. We're you embarrassed? Mother: I was very embarrassed. I used some of your FDS this morning, and he may have smelled that, but I st

What Angle Are You
What Angel Are You? Fire AngelHee Hee hello friend, you share domain, for i'm a Fire angel as well, but anyways ...You are a fire angel.it take only a little effort on somone's part, or a well placed comment to stoak our anger up.Not many animals like to get really close to fire, but Salamanders and Dragons love us to pieces.We like warm, and hot colours, like Reds and Oranges, pinks somtimes.We can also be enormous flirts, although I deny outright that I flirt at all.Fire tends to be more mature and other angels, since we know the dangers overplayfulness can cause.but if we are around the correct Sister, we can be talked and prodded into outragious funtimes :DTake The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com

Don't Ask Why.!
Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, "How old was your husband?" "98," she replied. "Two years older than me." "So you're 96," the undertaker commented. She responded, "Hardly worth going home, is it? Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure." The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs . I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees Fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my driver's license. I feel like my body has gotten to

Your Help Is Needed
Hello my cherry friends Im just on here looking for some help in getting my profile upgraded to add some more of my work here. Im hoping to start my own Graphic Design Company one day and Im asking for your help in uploading some more of my work here. Im just using cherrytap as a way of practicing by redoing photo for some wonderful people here at cherry in my make believe Magazine call Hood Magazine its just a cover please feel free to look at my rips and other folders if you have the time. Also please feel free to add me as a fan or friend and I'll be more than happy to do the same. I can really use your help please and thank you so much Hammond Graphics and remember if i can do some work for you just let me know so just click on the Photos below...

I Saw Mommy Kissing.......
Erotic Christmas Stories I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus I still cannot even believe it myself . . . Santa Claus IS real! I am NOT kidding either. Of course I had stopped believing in Santa Claus a long time ago . . . probably when I was about eight years old. I am 19 years old now and came home from college for the holidays to visit my Mom. She has lived all alone ever since my Dad left us. On Christmas Eve I heard a sound coming from the living room. At first I thought that it was just Mom putting presents under the tree, something that she has always done. I use to laugh at how she would still try to make me believe in Santa after all these years by signing the presents - To: Jenn From: Santa She would even go so far as to eat the cookies and milk that she insisted upon keeping out by the fireplace. Well the noise didn't stop . . . Then suddenly I thought I heard a thump, as though something had fallen. So, to make sure that Mom was all righ

Fireproofing Your Christmas Tree
FIREPROOFING YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE This year, take the oath: there won't be an accidental fire in your home or apartment. All you need to do to stop this possibility is to FIREPROOF the live evergreen displayed indoors at Christmas! FIRST, MATERIALS you'll need TO FIREPROOF YOUR TREE. You'll need the following materials: Karo syrup and a small can of "Boraxo" from the supermarket, epsom salt from the drug store, liquid chlorine bleach from your laundry closet, and a small packet of chelated iron (it's pronounced KEY-lated) from the garden shop or plant store. You'll also need a two-gallon bucket or pail. SECOND, SOME HINTS for CHOOSING the FRESHEST TREE. Keep in mind that most trees are cut six to ten weeks before you see them in your neighborhood. That's one problem, but the other is going to hamper your choosing the right tree. This happens because most Christmas trees today are "sprayed" with a green dye at the Christmas tree farm a week or two before they are cut and sh

Who Am I
People often wonder what is behind the picture and the words. What rolls through this mind and what does my heart feel. First of all i'm a gentleman so don't look for NSFW pictures or comments from me. I treat people with respect and honor. I see the good in eveyone and am never rude. Don't take that as an invitation to do me wrong for I do have a temper. Anyone who knows me from yahoo 360 knows I have very strong opinions concerning Iraq and the man who stole the white house in 2000. Dragon is a name i've held for a long time and likely always will. I have an 18 year old son currewntly in college. He is the one great thing to come out of a 10 year marriage that was mainly a mess. I am by no means perfect and part of the mess was my doing. I am very open and honest and will answer questions if you ask but don't expect me to just open up

Death
Some times as you get older you realize that all the things you did are not what we wanted to be rememberd for ,so we have to make sure we get it right the first time out.If not she comes around and we are not ready for her ,that is when we try to bargan with her and she can't bargan with our souls. Her job is to take and deliver not bargan or make a deal.If she comes for you just go don't fear the reaper she is not sent to punish she is their for the soul only and to deliver you were you need to go ,so do what you will for no one escapes the reaper.

Application To Datemy Daughter
Application for Permission to Date My Daughter NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor. NAME______________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH______________ HEIGHT____________ WEIGHT_____________ IQ__________ GPA_____________ SOCIAL SECURITY #___________________ DRIVERS LICENSE #________________ BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES______________________________________________ HOME ADDRESS__________________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP_____ Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No If No, explain: _______________________________________________________________________ Number of years they have been married ________________________________ If less than your age, explain ________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________________ Do you own a van? _______________ A tr

On The Swastika
OK, I was thinking about something today that I wanted to get some other opinions on. Open up a bit of a debate, maybe. So I'm for the purpose of this blog, I'm going to play a bit of the devil's advocate role. What I'm wondering is, should we in the white power/white pride movement be using the swastika as one of our symbols? Does using the swastika and identifying ourselves as Nazis, in fact, hurt our movment? Hear me out. Most people still believe the jewish propaganda surrounding the National Socialists of Nazi Germany. They believe the myths surrounding WWII and the "holohoax." They still hold the belief that Adolf Hitler and the Nazis were evil. So when they see a white nationalist, skinhead, national socialist, or other such white activist bearing a swastika or identifying themselves as a Nazi, they immidiately associate that person with the percieved evil of the German Nazis. So, if our goal is to educate and inform other white people to the dangers faced by our race, sho

Probation
OK SOME OF YOU THINK THAT PROBATION IS BAD WELL IT IS BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN THAT THE PERSON ON IT IS A BAD PERSON IM ON PROBATION CAUSE I GOT INTO A FIGHT TWICE WITH MY EXBOYFRIEND CAUSE HE SAID THAT HE WAS GOIN TO HURT MY KIDS AND SO THEY PUT ME ON PROBATION FOR IT CAUSE THEY SAID I HAD AN ANGER ISSUE SO YES I HAVE MAD MISTAKES AND EVERYONE HAS IN THERE LIVES BUT I AM NOT A BAD PERSON BUT IF YOU GUYS DONT SEE ME AROUND ITS CAUSE SOME PEOPLE WERE RUDE AND SAID ALOT OF HATRID THINGS TO ME ABOUT ME BEING ON PROBATION SO IM SORRY TO ALL OF YOU THAT WERE FRIENDS WITH ME AND NOW DONT WANT TO CAUSE YOU THINK THAT I AM BAD...................

Thank You, One And All!
Thank you to everyone who helped me out with extra energy while I treated my breast cancer client! You did good - she was in much better shape when she left and hopefully it will last her until I see her tomorrow! Again, thanks so very much! You rock!! Blessings to all!

Theme Song For The Day
Lyrics to Jojo Too Little Too Late Ooh no Come with me, stay the night You say the words but boy it don't feel right What do you expect me to say (You know it's just too little too late) You take my hand, and you say you've changed But boy you know your beggin don't fool me Because to you it's just a game So let me on down Cause time has made me strong I'm starting to move on I'm gonna say this now Your chance has come and gone And you know It's just too little too late A little too wrong And I can't wait Boy you know all the right things to say (You know it's just too little too late) You say you dream of my face But you don't like me You just like the chase To be real, it doesn't matter anyway (You know it's just too little too late) I was young and in love I gave you everything but it wasn't enough And now you wanna communicate Go find someone else In lettin you go, I'm lovin myself You gotta problem But don't come askin me for help Cause ya kn

Friends With Benifits...
It doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,single, gay or straight! You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery. Here's how it works: Statistcally speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... If you want to date the person who posted this, Send them a msg saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, Send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? LOL THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you. SO... re-post if you want to see for yourself...

Some Help Needed .. If Possible
Since getting my new pc . I havnt been able to see the Vid's on here everyone has on their page .. I keep getting a message stating the following .. If someone can Help me . Id really appreciate it :) The message i get is ... No Suitable Plugins were found .. Unknown Plugin (Applications/x-mplayer2) .. What the hell is this . and how the heck do I get it lol thanks ahead of time for the help :) Hugs !!!!!!!!!!!

J
When was the last shower you took? about 30 min ago How many movie soundtracks do you own? hmm, maybe 5 Did you ever watch Barney? yes What is your favorite board game? Scrabble, no one has yet to beat me! What was your first screen name? kidwoman_23, after the wrestler kidman lol How many people would you consider close friends? 2 What color are the walls in the room you’re in? brown paneling What style of underwear do you wear? depends on what I'm wearing/doing, usually boyshorts Have you ever heard of a viola da gamba? no Where did your surname originate? no idea Are you a camera whore? yes Would you rather listen to hip hop or classical music? classical Have you ever been to Spencer’s? yes Do you like to perform? If so, what? no Do you still go trick-or-treating on Halloween? no What’s your favorite ice cream flavor? lemon When was the last time you went shopping for clothes? about a month Have you ever given anyone a makeover? no What brand is your computer? Acer

A Vast Memory Of Someone In My Past...
Funny how small things can take you to Large far-away places...... They come so quickly, they fade so fast....they are there when you least expect it and you're no where near prepared. They lurk in the shadows, they hide beneath your dreams....entangled in your heart strings, choking life from your soul, they are a constant flicker yet at times a ray of hope. I can't seem to grasp the effects of which it has, but can caress the emtpy hole in which it has left. The smallest of light, the most innocent of stares, a simple drop of numbers and a word or two said....brings on the depression in which I seldom dread. A comfort in this pain which has become a familiar place; in which only I can go. I hate it in this darkness, so cold and so alone...but no one puts me here, I choose to come alone! These are just a few ramblings of my own which touch some places in my life I sometimes go.

I
1. When was your last makeout session? too long ago 2. Who knows a secret or two about you? Gary and Candace 3. Three words to explain why you last threw up? coffee, headache, blech. 4. Did you ever burn yourself? yes. 5. What's crazy to you? boys 6. Favorite cuss word: fuck 7. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now? no one. 8. Who is your hero? no one 9. Would you ever want to be a model? no 10. Who is the most experimental person you know? me 11. Do you tell white lies? if I have too 12. When is your next party: 22nd 13. Who do you want to be with right now? Gary 14. Is it better to give or get? give. 15. How do you handle a break up? I've never been dumped, so I've always been ok with it 16. Your motivation for tomorrow: one day closer to the 19th 17. Last person to hurt you? hmm 18. Last person to make you laugh: my mom 19. Last thing you ate: toast 20. Do you ever go a few days without changing your underwear? no 21. Have you ever accidental

My Friends.... I Thank You!!!
I wanted to thank all my friends here at Cherry Tap for welcoming me and making me feel at home here. Living in a small town that doesn't take too well to outsiders who aren't like they are you don't make friends too easily here. You either grew up here, have lived here for a long time, otherwise you don't fit in....And coming from a big city, I'm a little too much for them sometimes. The country ways isn't how I see things done. I'm a city girl!! But you my friends brighten my day each and every day that I sign on with your warm welcomes, hellos, and beautiful graphics. Thank you all, I hope you all have a very Merry Christmas and wonderful holidays with your families. OXOX Rose aka Minx

Multiple Choice Survey
Instructions: This will be multiple choice. After every question write A, B, C, or D as your answer. It is best not to bold & please choose only one letter for each question! We begin! Question 0ne. There's a party. You: A. Are sooooo there! B. Are hiding in a corner at home. Must not socialize! C. Will go if a bunch of your friends are going. D. Are not going because you have nothing to wear & have no one to go with! Letter of choice: C Question two. Shopping? A. The best thing, like, EVER! B. OMG. Who said shopping? I'm gonna punch their brains out. C. Eh, I go once in a while. When I feel like it. D. My mom still picks out my clothes. Letter of choice: C Question three.The opposite sex? A. I have so many crushes & boyfriends I forgot who they all are! B. Um, I'll have a boyfriend.. if he doesn't annoy the living shit out of me. C. Happily being single or taken =) D. Eek! I get sooo shy.. I never get near them. Letter of choice: C Question four.Your favo

There Was Something Missing
There was an empty space in my heart, something missing from my life. I didn’t know what it was, this emptiness inside, so it took me for a ride. I search a million miles, to find what I had lost. Then I looked inside you eyes and found out what it was. The love, we had. Once lost, now found. It took so very long, to find what I thought lost. How was I to know, it was right here all along. This love, we had. This love once lost. I can’t believe it’s true, this love I have for you. It’s much stronger now and burns, from deep inside. This love, now found. This life renewed. Why couldn’t I see before, the love I have for you. Why did I search so far, and not seek it in you. I only hope it’s not too late. To recreate, the love we once had, the love I finally found, In you. The journey was long and hard, and it almost cost us all. But this love we have inside, has kept us both alive, this love won’t die. I love you Char!

16 Years
For 16 years you were here, Standing beside me all of this time. I could not see it was you, I could not feel you then, From the wall I built inside of me. Now you’ve opened up my eyes, You woke the love inside, behind the wall. You opened my eyes, Brought something back to life, something thought had long died, I hope it’s not too late, can we rejuvenate, this love once lost. I hope there’s still some time Can we start our life anew, Can I make right this mess, that’s become of us. I love you so much still, don’t want to let you go; don’t want to lose it all, all over again.

Satan And The Elderly Gentleman.
Satan and the elderly gentleman People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." "Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked. "Nope, sure ain't." said the man. "Don't you realize I can kill with a word?" asked Satan. "Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man,in an even tone. "Did you know that I could cause you profound horrifying AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan. "Yep," was the calm reply. "And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan. "Nope," said the old man.

Take A Look
i have found over the past many years society as a whole have lost the meaning of christmas ,people i find are into the how much the presents costs,Everything is all about money,What happened to the real reason we celebrate christmas? this is what i find disappointing with society at this tyme of year, i think people should take a good look at what xmas is really all about.

Snot Factory
So hooray for me... I caught a cold. Colds always take me down and take me down hard. I feel like I've been run over by 4 or 5 mac trucks. I feel like my throat is burning. My nose is a snot factory (ewww) lol... I'm tired and annoyed with everything. I've been drinking literally gallons of water a day it seems like. I've been taking my vitamins, eating fresh fruit and drinking green tea yet nothing makes me feel better. I had to work yesterday, we were really busy for the first hour but after that, it was a nice steady pace and I did ok, even though I was sick. I've only been sick twice since July of 2005, which is when I quit smoking... I was sick a couple months ago before I went down to California to visit friends. I hear some people who say they NEVER get sick. I don't get it! When I was a smoker, I got sick ALL THE TIME. Now that I quit, it hasn't been as much but still... Ugh... How come some ppl never catch a cold? What are they doing different than me?

12/10/2006
Morning CT People, and elcome to the first edition of Notes from the Nest. I'll try to update this when I can, but with us going on deployment, it might be a bit harder, but in here, you'll get a glimpse into the personal life of Everyone's Favorite Phoenix. Here we go. First off, thank you to all the ppl that have added me as a friend. Lookin for lots more, so keep the ratings and the love showin comin! (cheap plug, I know. lol) Well ladies and gentlemen, it' comin up on that time of year again...time to grab the santa hat, the stocking, and hang lights up in the barracks! Yes, I still live in the barracks here on base, so I'm gonna go out today, and buy me a little fiber optic tree to put in the room. Speaking of which, if anyone lives near Lemoore, CA and wants to help me get off base, leave me a message. lol Im so happy, I finally get to go home next week, courtesy of my uncle, who bought my plane ticket home as my present, so I'm leavin on the 16th for home! *dances aroun

Mark Twain And Spelling
It used to really annoy me to read mumms on CherryTap and see misspelled words, until I found this quote by Mark Twain: "I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way." Mark Twain

Amen (borrowed From Prettygreeneyes)
----- READ TO THE BOTTOM FOR QUOTE OF THE MONTH BY JAY LENO IF YOU DON'T READ ANYTHING ELSE-----VERY WELL STATED Those Born 1930-1979! TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we Rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from th