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~~twelve Days Of Christmas~~
Twelve Days of Christmas There is one Christmas carol that has always baffled me. What in the world do leaping lords, French hens, swimming swans, and especially the partridge that will not come out of a pear tree have to do with Christmas? From 1558 until 1829, Roman Catholics in England were not permitted to practice their faith openly. Someone during that era wrote this carol as a catechism song for young Catholics. It has two levels of meaning: the surface meaning plus a hidden meaning known only to members of their church. Each element in the carol has a code word for a religious realilty which the children could remember. "The partridge in a pear tree".... was Jesus Christ. "Two turtle doves"... were the Old & New Testaments. "Three French hens"....stood for faith, hope and love. "The four calling birds"....were the 4 gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke and John. "The five golden rings"....recalled the Torah or Law, the first five books of the Old Tes

My Sex Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 134 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Alone In The Dark
Please help me get out of this cold dark place. The silence slowly slips me into madness. I need someone to embrace me and make me feel wanted. I am imprisoned in this cone of silence which you can fall forever it seems. It is quiet enough to hear my heart pulsate with life. As my heart beats into the space of nothingness, a tears falls for each guilt that I feel, it eats away at my soul. To be kept in the dark hurts knowing you can't do a damn thing about it. To be stuck in such a place means to me that I am alone.

Canadian Woman
An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office. The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000". The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets. The president w as surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?" The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square." The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that. The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, "Would you like to take my bet?" "Certainly

Little Ralphy
LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH (Part 1) A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Ralphy. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then little RALPHY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Little RALPHY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on," but I like your thinking." LITT

Holiday Eating Tips !
HOLIDAY EATING TIPS ! 1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls. 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like fine single-malt scotch, it's rare. In fact, it's even rarer than single-malt scotch. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas! 3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat. 4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buyi

Time
I watched the seconds drag Not soon enough time to go home pack and load the bag Now was time to roam Drive into the night arrive before sunrise First leg over with no light now for a first no lies Second leg now down on to the third travel sore few hours left in the countdown could it be the same as before Arriving in fear It's been way too long how will it feel to be near in my heart is a song A moment of amazement everything is the same Stuck like cement no one holds blame Away time it is so return I must My heart is a fizz this can't just be lust

What The Hell!!
I just got a visit from someone who is a ninja cherry (19). On her profile name was this "Become my fan and rate my profile before to become my friend." Now what the hell is that. If I want to rate you, add you, or become a fan, by damnit I will do it. Don't make it a stipulation for me to come and visit your page....all that means to me is your a points whore and I don't have time for that shit. One of her pic folders was named, Points Count So Rate Me High. GOOD FUCKING GOD is that all people think about these days...I didn't come here to make Cherry God or what ever in the hell Baby J is. I came here to make friends and talk. To see my friends Pictures and share some of mine that I like. I have been on the level that I am at right now for 6 fuckin months....Points really don't mean shit if you are looking for friendship! I sure hope some of these people get a frickin life and a clue and finally figure out that this isn't a competion. To you my dear friends that talk to me

Dead Man Walking
I walk through the streets, but no one can see. A tear in my eye - yet they ignore my plea I scream out, "Please I need help here" But my loudest of screams, they fall on deaf ears. Dont they see - the blood on my hands? A hostage to life - who has no demands. Surrounded by many, invisible to all. Would anyone notice if I were to fall- From the top of a roof, on down to my grave? Am I not worth the effort to try to save? I thought that I was, but maybe I'm not, But how do I live with this life that I've got? I bleed so much that I feel it no more. How can there be light, when I'm dark at the core? I'm stuck in this hole, please give me your hand. I cant do it alone - Am I less of a man? It makes no sense to do all this talking, When I am nothing more than a dead man walking.

Please Help Out My Friend!!
This is his FIRST contest and I just got him in the lead but he needs help staying there til the contest ends at midnight. Stop by and show his pic some luv and leave MEGA votes PLEASE!!! HUGS, TwinkleBug!!

Playlist For The Week Of 12/5/06 - 12/12/06.
Anatomy - Twisting Depths Of Horror Atheist - Unquestionable Presence Black Witchery - Desecration Of The Holy Kingdom Bloodbath - Breeding Death Bloodbath - Nightmares Made Flesh Cannibal Corpse - The Bleeding Coroner - Mental Vortex Cynic - Focus Deathwitch - Dawn Of Armageddon Deicide - Deicide Deicide - Legion Deicide - Amon: Feasting The Beast Grave - ...And Here I Die...Satisfied Hallows Eve - Tales Of Terror Hallows Eve - Death & Insanity Hallows Eve - Monument Iron Maiden - The Number Of The Beast Kiss - Destroyer Kiss - Rock And Roll Over Kiss - Animalize Kiss - Alive III Megadeth - Peace Sells...But Who's Buying? Megadeth - Cryptic Writings Mercyful Fate - The Beginning Mercyful Fate - Time Noctuary - For Salvation... Overkill - Under The Influence Pestilence - Spheres Possessed - Seven Churches Possessed - Beyond The Gates Rare Form - So Ends Another Scatterbrain - Mundus Intellectualis Stormtroopers Of Death - Speak English Or Die Testament

Born To Lose
I was brought in this world 1962, I didn't have much choice you see. But by the time I was eight, I could tell it was too late, I was already barking up the wrong tree. When I was in school you thought I was a fool, In trouble, Breaking all the rules. I was absent from class, My daddy spanked my bare ass, But I sure tried hard to be cool. chorus: Born to lose, was what they said, You know I was better off dead. Born to lose, you're just bad news, You don't get a second chance. It was a hot summer night in mid July, A hangover and a black eye. Your momma said I was a loser, A dead end cruiser, And deep inside I know that she was right. chorus: Born to lose, was what they said, You know I was better off dead. Born to lose, you're just bad news, You don't get a second chance. I tried to get myself a job Because that's the way that Things are, wanna have nice Things and go far. Well I'm sorry Honey, I ain't got much money But I can sure play this here old Gui

Ummm.....santa A Female???
The Truth, as We All Know . . . . . . . I think Santa Claus is a woman....I hate to be the one to defy a sacred myth, but I believe he's a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast majority of men don't even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets, and mood rings left on the shelves. On this count alone, I'm convinced Santa is a woman. Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas morning to find a rotating musical Chia Pet under the tree, still in the bag. Another problem for a he-Santa would be getting there. First of all, there would be no reindeer because they would all be dead, gutted and strapped to the rear bumper of the sleigh amid wide-eyed, desperate c

Lyriscim
Poetry flows for me at dawn; Spider in a drum, Monitors enslave dogs to chew on: "You-can-lip-this." I am the architect, You are the game master; Whole, in a sock, Like a sweater got snagged. Life's whoopin' my @$$: But it ain't won yet. Its only victory be death. Transversificationalism's Psyche'Lyrical health food, Ordered-on-line's: "Too busy for the phone?" Advertised' designs consume a child's mind, A cheap world's cigarettes make the beer taste better; Crowbars and rollerblades, keep'em lit and let'em lay there. Go ahead: ruin my life, I ain't done much with it yet. Consider it short-lived Made all you can, Unite the Serephim, A throne a thought away. Off to another beautiful brilliant beginning, Where are all the flower soldiers? I got time to pay attention. No changing the future due a chance for the worse; Life eternal does'nt mean you don't die

Fan Me, Comment Me, Rank Me, Just Show Me Love!
Fan me, comment me, rank me, just show me love! date: 2006-12-12 19:29:05 For those who havent, please do, especially my naughty pix they are open to those who are friends!

Which One Are You
You Are Prancer You are the perfect reindeer, with perfect hooves and perfect flying form. Why You're Naughty: Because you're Santa's pet, and you won't let anyone show you up. Why You're Nice: You have the softest fur and the sweetest carrot breath. Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?

Do You Belive In Miracles???
> Three years ago, a little boy and his grandmother came to see Santa > > at Mayfair Mall in Wisconsin. The child climbed up on his lap, holding > > a picture of a little girl. "Who is this?" asked Santa, smiling. > > "Your friend?" Your sister? > > > > "Yes, Santa," he replied. "My sister, Sarah, who is very sick," he > > said sadly. > > > > Santa glanced over at the grandmother who was waiting nearby, and saw > > her dabbing her eyes with a tissue. > > > > "She wanted to come with me to see you, oh, so very much, Santa!" > > the child exclaimed. "She misses you," he added softly. > > > > Santa tried to be cheerful and encouraged a smile to the boy's face, > > asking him what he wanted Santa to bring him for Christmas. > > When they finished their visit, the Grandmother came over to help the > > child off his lap, and started to say something to Santa, but halted. > > > > "What is it?" Santa asked warmly. > > > > "Well, I know it's really too

Someting Special
That's What Friends Are ForBy Dionne WarwickBestAudioCodes.com THIS GOES OUT TO A FEW OF MY SPECAIL FREINDS ON HERE SO HERE IT GOES..MARY YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU YOU LIKE A SISTA TO ME WE BE THE BEST NO MATTER WHAT,PATRICK YOU HAVE DONE SO MUCH AND BEEN THERE FOR ME I CANT THANK YOIU ENUFF MUCH LOVE AND RESPECT TO YOU.. TMASTER, YOU ARE SUCH A SWEETIE U WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE STALKER..RAY..WE JUST BECAME FRIENDS BUT I CAN TELL YO UGONNA BE AA VERY GOOD ONE TO NOT ONLY ME BUT TO ANOTHER PERSON AS WELL THANKS FOR BEING HERE..TONY,WORDS CAN NOT DESCRIBE HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOUI BEING HERE YOU HAVE LISTENED TO ME THRU JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING THANK YOIU SO MUCH.. DOM.. I AM GONNA MISS YOU DEARLY PLEASE STAY IN TOUCH YOU HAVE BEEN THERE THRU ALOT... MARTY WISH YA WASNT SO BUSY YOU BEEN SUCH A SWEETHEART...EARL YOU BEEN HERE OFR ME AS WELL BEEN SUCH A SWEETIE... CRYTAL ..U ONE OF MY FAVORITE HOMEGIRLS AND I WISH YOU THE VERY BEST OF LUCK...SCHELL.MY NEW FOUND FRIEND YOU BEEN A TOTAL SW

Long Sex Quiz
Do you like it rough or sensual? Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? How often do you like to have sex? Is sex a top priority for you? Do you have sex face to face with your partner? How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger? How do you feel about one night stands? How many one night stands have you had? What's your favorite position? Where's your favorite place to have sex? Do you prefer to make love or fuck? Have you ever watched porn while having sex? How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed? Do you get off first or do they? Do you like kissing during sex? Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite? Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite? Does size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)? How old were you when you lost your virginity? How many sexual partners have you have in the last month? What does your favorite fore

*f* The Snowman !!
LOVE the ELF!Life is all about BUTTS.......you're either covering it,kicking it,kissing it,busting it,laughing it off,trying to get a piece of it,or behaving like one ...... That's right, you've been " elfed " .... pass it on!

Foolish Games - Jewel
You took your coat off and stood in the rain, You're always crazy like that. And I watched from my window, Always felt I was outside looking in on you. You're always the mysterious one with Dark eyes and careless hair, You were fashionably sensitive But too cool to care. You stood in my doorway, with nothing to say Besides some comment on the weather. Well in case you failed to notice, In case you failed to see, This is my heart bleeding before you, This is me down on my knees, and... These foolish games are tearing me apart, And your thoughtless words are breaking my heart. You're breaking my heart. You're always brilliant in the morning, Smoking your cigarettes and talking over coffee. Your philosophies on art, Baroque moved you. You loved Mozart and you'd speak of your loved ones As I clumsily strummed my guitar. You'd teach me of honest things, Things that were daring, things that were clean. Things that knew what an honest dollar did mean. I hid my

Together We Try...
As I sit here deciding/ the things I am writing/ constantly trying to express myself/ back before love was fatal/ robbing the cradle/ leaving me disabled in terrible stress/ I looked for so long/ sang lonely love songs/ trying to carry on with this broken heart/ but then here you came/ my angel, saving grace/ now I'm screaming your name when we are apart;/ heed these deep words/ and know this for sure/ everything was a blur til you came into my life/ now I am flying high/ with you by my side/ and together we try to reach Paradise...

Please Help!
So the first contest I'm in ends in 5 hours. I'm currently in second place. :P I'd appreciate any help from anybody who'd like to help me catch up and take the lead (and keep it until midnight tonight). Any helpers will be greatly appreciated and rewarded (I can rate, comment and gift ya back!) to help me out go here Click here to go rate/comment my pic! Thanks guys!!

I'll Just Say Goodbye...
Look me in the eye/ call me a liar/ show me the fire and gusto you've got/ I've traveled many roads/ many times lost my soul/ but I fought to regain control/ to become my own man/ and finally I can stand/ tall and strong/ independent all along/ I really didn't need you/ you didn't do much/ in fact, as I recall/ "I was just your crutch/ and you used and abused me/ just left me to cry/ but guess what bitch? I'm over it/ so now I'll just say goodbye...

Proverbs From The First Grade
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. While reading these keep in mind that these are first graders..... 6-year-olds, because the last one is classic! 1. Don't change horses.....until they stop running. 2. Strike while the ..................bug is close. 3. It's always darkest before ............ Daylight Saving Time. 4. Never underestimate the power of ... termites. 5. You can lead a horse to water but..... how? 6. Don't bite the hand that .......... looks dirty. 7. No news is .........................impossible. 8. A miss is as good as a ................... Mr. 9. You can't teach an old dog new ..... math. 10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll ....... stink in the morning. 11. Love all, trust........................... me. 12. The pen is mightier than the .......... pigs. 13. An idl

New Hard Drive (and Wii!!!)
Well cause I was a moron and fried my hard drive (I'm hoping I can rescue the documents off it), I can't get my WII for a few more months (apparently the unit can also play Nintendo GameCube games, WOO!!! Fifa 2K6!!!), but it's better that way (good luck finding a system around Christmas). I'll probably get Red Steel for it cause well, that game rocks. Hopefully they'll write a WII Carmageddon for it. :) http://wii.nintendo.com/ BTW: Deicide-The Stench of Redemption rocks on thick vinyl!!!

My Christmas Wish From All Of You!!!
The KLUB HOUSE is doing alot to kick off the New Year right and make it a blast!!! We will need your help in doing so!!! Please, if you can donate please do so using the home page directory website page donation button located near the bottom of the page!!! Now please do comment on all this for we need to know what you think and what we can do to make things better!!! Do read all of this and the ones that do repsond and or repost this are my real true friends!!! I dont ask for much just a boost to get this and keep this going!!! Its all I have and I am putting all my time and mony into making something that will be very interesting to all if it is possible!!! So let me start off with all the major big info you may want to know and check out!!! There are several great shows on the station for those that wish to know playing the hits unedited and with live requests taken as well as dedications!!! You can check out the great shows as seen listed bellow and tell us what you think!!! The

My Christmas Wish From All Of You!!!
The KLUB HOUSE is doing alot to kick off the New Year right and make it a blast!!! We will need your help in doing so!!! Please, if you can donate please do so using the home page directory website page donation button located near the bottom of the page!!! Now please do comment on all this for we need to know what you think and what we can do to make things better!!! Do read all of this and the ones that do repsond and or repost this are my real true friends!!! I dont ask for much just a boost to get this and keep this going!!! Its all I have and I am putting all my time and mony into making something that will be very interesting to all if it is possible!!! So let me start off with all the major big info you may want to know and check out!!!There are several great shows on the station for those that wish to know playing the hits unedited and with live requests taken as well as dedications!!! You can check out the great shows as seen listed bellow and tell us what you think!!! The sta

Dreamer
'All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes to make it possible.'

Breakdown
A blonde's car breaks down on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Out jump two men in trench coats who walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats and exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers... Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in history of this highway occurs. It's not very long before a police car shows up. The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What the heck is going on here?" "My car broke down," says the lady, calmly. "Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?!" asks the cop... And she said.... (This is good...) (Ready?) (Remember, she's a blonde...) "Those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.

Will I Live To Be 80?
Will I live to be 80? I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?" He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?" "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either." Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!" "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?" "No, I don't," I said. He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" "No," I said. "I don't do any of those things." He looked a t me and said, "Then, why do you give a shit?"

Bored...lol
i took this from kristi!! Rules:Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following...They MUST be real places, names, things...NOTHING made up! If you can't think of anything, skip it. Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl name question. 1. Athletes: michael jordan 2. 4 letter word: mean 3. Street names: miller street 4. Color: mauve 5. Gifts/presents: money and lots of it 6. Vehicles: mustang 7. Tropical Locations: miami 8. College Majors: marine biologist 9. Dairy Products: milk 10. Things in a Souvenir Shop: marbles?? 11. Boy Name: michael 12. Girl Name: michelle 13. Movie Titles: money pit 14. Beers: miller 15. Occupations: monkey trainer 16. Flowers: milk weed...but i think that is a weed 17. Celebrities: michael jackson 18. Magazines: ??? 19. U.S. Cities: milwaukee 20. Pro Sports Teams: marlins

Inspirational
There was a farmer once who had some puppies for sale. He made a sign advertising the puppies and nailed it to a post on the edge of his yard. As he was nailing the sign to the post, he felt a tug on his overalls. He looked down to see a little boy with a big grin and something in his hand. "Mister," he said, "I want to buy one of your puppies." "Well," said the farmer, "these puppies come from fine parents and cost a good deal." The boy dropped his head for a moment, then looked back up at the farmer and said, "I've got thirty-nine cents. Is that enough to take a look?" "Sure," said the farmer, and with that he whistled and called out, "Dolly. Here, Dolly." Out from the doghouse and down the ramp ran Dolly followed by four little balls of fur. The little boy's eyes danced with delight. Then out from the doghouse peeked another little ball of fur, this one noticeably smaller. Down the ramp it slid and began hobbling in an unrewarded attempt to catch up with the others. The pup was

Pregnant!!
TRY NOT TO LAUGH ( i didnt believe it, but it works!) ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? start thinking something you really really want * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * You have just been visited by TINKERBELL I will grant you one wish. Make your wish w

How To Get A Goodnights Sleep
I want you to touch yourself the way you would want me to touch you..I want you to caress your body the way I would caress your body..start with your breasts and work your way down but make sure you're gentle as you move your hands around..cuz remember you're touchin yourself as if you were me and you know I'm as gentle as can be...now slide your hand between your legs and play with yourself the way you'd want me to play with you..now push your finger inside yourself the way I push myself inside you, and make love to yourself the way you'd want me to make love to you..start off nice and slow and then go fast and deep..and if you do it the way I do it you'll soon fall asleep..

Christmas Is Almost Here
HELLO ALL HOW ARE ALL OF YOU? ALRIGHT IT IS ALL MOST CHRISTMAS TIME AND I AM DONE SHOPPING. I AM SO EXCITED I DID IT ALL ON MY OWN I DIDNT NEED TO CALL FOR HELP OR ASK FOR HELP THIS YEAR I WORKED MY ASS OFF TO GET MY KIDS THE STUFF THEY WANTED ALRIGHT MAYBE NOT EVERY THING THEY WANTED BUT I DID IT ON MY OWN THAT IS ALL THAT MATTERS LIKE MY SON WANTED AN XBOX 360 SORRY I JUST DONT HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY AND HE ALREADY HAS A GAME CUBE AND A 64 I THINK NEW GAMES WOULD BE JUST FINE ANY WAYS I AM GLADE I DID IT ON MY OWN AND DIDNT HAVE TO ASK FOR HELP. I KNOW THERE IS ALOT OF OTHER KIDS OUT THERE THAT WILL GET NOTHING AND OTHER FAMILYS NEED MORE HELP YA I AM A SINGLE MOM OF 2 KIDS BUT IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD THAT I DIDNT HAVE TO ASK FOR ANY HELP LIKE I HAVE BEFORE IN THE PAST AND MY KIDS GOT ALOT OF STUFF THIS YEAR........ OTHER THEN THAT LIFE IS GOING GOOD JUST WORKING ALOT AND TRYING TO GET MY LIFE GOING ON THE RIGHT TRACK... I GOT MY MOM AND MY SISTERS DONE TO THE ONLY THING IS THAT I NE

Picture This
Picture this.. Me and You alone in a candle lit room soft music in the background and rose petals spead all around the ambiance is set I'm startin to rise and you're gettin wet... Now picture this I pull you close to me and I whisper in your ear I want to make love to you right here! right now! but I don't just want to do it one time, two times or even three... I want to make love to you for what will seem like an eternity... I want our bodies to come together as one forever entwined never to come undone.. I'm already trapped in your lust and I now I want to be lost in your love our bodies will fit together like a hand and glove.. I will love you from now til infinity and I'll make love to you constantly... Now.. what would you do if I touched you here? would you touch me there? what about if I kissed you here? would you kiss me there? and if I licked you

So Happy Together....
Today was one of the most wonderful days I have had in awhile.Me and my luv teased each other online this morning and that had me laughing but well he also gave me a passionate kiss that um hehe left me sleepy.*wink* Tonight we went out.We played laser tag.I got slaughtered.LOL But it was so much fun running around and chasing each other.I felt like a kid.Afterwards we went down to the water front where he held me we danced a little.We even played some chase.It has been a great day.

Jake's Unanswered Prayer
Jake's Unanswered Prayer Jake, the rancher, went one day to fix a distant fence. The wind was cold and gusty and the clouds rolled, gray and dense. As he pounded the last staples in and gathered tools to go, The temperature had fallen and the snow began to blow. When he finally reached his pickup, he felt a heavy heart, From the sound of that ignition, he knew it wouldn't start. So Jake did what most of us would do, if we'd have been there. He humbly bowed his balding head and sent aloft a prayer. As he turned the key for the last time, he softly cursed his luck. They found him three days later, frozen stiff in that old truck. Now Jake had been around in life, and done his share of roamin'. But when he saw Heaven, he was shocked-it looked just like Wyomin'. Of all the saints in Heaven, his favorite was St. Peter. [Now, this line, it ain't needed but it helps with rhyme and meter.] So they set and talked a spell or two, or maybe it was three, Nobody was keepin' scor

What Does Nsfw Really Stand For? I Know The Truth
NO SURFING, FUCKING WORK!!! THATS WHAT IT SHOULD STAND FOR AT LEAST...LET ME KNOW IF YOU AGREE....LOL I KNOW IT STANDS FOR NOT SAFE FOR WORK PEOPLE...IM JUST SAYIN IT SHOULD STAND FOR THIS INSTEAD

Nut Cracker
What's Between Your Legs? The little boy came into the bathroom while his mother was taking a shower. He asked, "Mommy what's that between your legs?" She told him that was her squirrel. Later that day he was in the bathroom again while grandma was taking a shower and he asked, "Grandma what's that between your legs?" She replied, "That's my squirrel." The little boy said, "Mommy has one too, but hers is not as grey as yours." Grandma replied, "Well, your mommy's squirrel hasn't cracked as many nuts as mine has!"

The Ending Of Tuesday 12th Dec. 2006
WELL GOOOD DAY TODAY ,,, GETTING LATE THANKS TO ALL LMY NEW FRIENDS......... LOV CHECKING OUT ALL THSESE PHOTOS AND CARS AND ALL ITS GREAT....THANKS FOR SHARING THEM ALL WITH US.......... AND AGIAN HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND HAPPY NEW YEARS TO ONE AND ALL.......... TIMOTHY ............ 13 CHERRY POINTS TO GO FOR LEVEL 4.....!!!!!!!!!

The Park
It started with a simple walk in the park which led to a nice talk that lasted past dark.. as the time got later the conversation got deeper... the conversation ended with a hug and a smile.. which in turn led us to decide to sit down and relax for a while.. the relaxation led to a little more conversation.. which led to a little exploration.. as my hands wondered your body shuttered.. as I ran my hands over your hips I decided it was time for me to use my lips.. a gentle kiss here a gentle kiss there.. before I'm done I'll have kissed you everywhere... finally you told me to stop cuz your body couldn't take anymore... I then told you to relax cuz I plan on doin a whole lot more... you told me not here cuz people could see.. I told you the only people that mattered were you and me... cuz this is our world our own little kingdom.. and that before it was all over our bodies will look like one... then I told you

What Am I Doing?
kisses to the sun look at the horizon a new dawn approaches the sun will come again and vanquish this darkness covering us for so long and end its dreaded reign let its rays embrace us new life will flourish Helios ascends in time driving back the night will you never leave me let me bask in your radiance fill me with your warmth overcome, these words fail me speechless, leaving me in awe let the sun never set when night comes calling defy the gods' decree go not in to your descent stray from this path that's set before you I fear the night's coming think not of farewells look to the sky sending kisses to the sun. by john m

Love
what is love now n days there is so many meanings for it n i dont get none of them cuz im alwayz gettin told im loved n everything but sometimes i wonder if i really am cuz of all the pain n hurt i go thru n since im alwayz bein hurt by ppl i love the most i dont know the meaning of love ne-more n wonder if im gonna be really loved n showin the way im suppose 2 be loved

A Walk
I just wanna take a walk with you I just want one chance to talk to you I'm just tryin to have a little conversation followed by a lot of penetration of your mind that is I just wanna take a walk with you and maybe spend a little time with you I'm really just tryin to get inside you inside your heart that is I just wanna take a walk with you or maybe find a nice park bench and just sit and talk with you I'm not asking you to marry me I'm not asking you to sleep with me I just want you to walk with me and maybe talk with me Who knows you might even find that you like the idea of me and you I just wanna take a walk with you!!!

Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 119 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Tomorrow...mwahahahahahaha
Hello CHERRIES::D:D:D:D:D!!!!!!!! Tomorrow is the best day ever!A)my boss is leaving b)her bestfriend cant get away with anythin now MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......hes goin to meet the Boondock Saint:Dandif he does anythin wrong......"For if you do one ay u will see we three and on that day you will reap it"......so ya......howr yas?IM AWSOME:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:DWell im gonna go so ill talk to u all l8er:D Keep on rockin in the free world!..........OH!....i need 16,000CB cause im gettin some1 a ring......i mean river......ring river:Dthats it!:D Boondock Saint

Observing Life
While at work today I thought of something funny. My mother used to call me a "Son of a Bitch". At the time it kinda pissed me off. Today I started to laugh about because who was she insulting? Me? Maybe so but really she called herself a bitch lol. Due to the fact that her and I hate each other now if she ever calls ne that again... I may have to agree.

Crimmus Funnies
I, myself, think the one about the milk is the best. You'll see what I'm talking about after you read them. HERE'S A LITTLE HOLIDAY HUMOR FOR EVERYONE!!!! ********************* ********************* ********************* ********************* ********************* ********************* ********************* ********************* ********************* ********************* *********************

Anger Management
I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?" Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to callher, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It always cheered me up. When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic "asshole calling" would have to stop.

Incense And Candles
A room full of candles and incense..damn the sexual tension is intense.. I pull you close and kiss you and the tension only intensifies.. we're not leavin this room til we're both satisfied... I'll kiss the back of your neck while I caress your thighs.. then turn you around and look passionately into you eyes.. and tell you I want to makelove to you til one of us dies.. methaphorically speakin that is.. meaning afterwards we will fall into a coma like sleep... A sleep so deep only death could beat.. My heart is beatin like we're makin love and I haven't even touched you yet.. I'm more than ready and you're about 3 steps past wet... we can have sex like 2 savage animals or we can make love like 2 passionate lovers... but no matter how we do it our session will be matched by no other.... as the room fills with the smell on incense and candles I prepare to give you more love than you can handle... as they slowly burn...the more our bodies

If Your Having A Bad Day!! Read This
Christmas Story for people having a bad day.... When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered. So, frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the e

20 Ways To Maintain Your Insanity
TWENTY WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY: 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They want fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Lab! el It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds." 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Dont use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recit

To All The Kids
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because...... WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!

Getting Old
I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over. --- Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure." --- The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs. --- Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, "How old was your husband?" "98," she replied. "Two years older than me." "So you're 96," the undertaker commented. She responded, "Hardly worth going home, is it? --- I've sure gotten old.! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can

Jersey Friends
This is so true!!! JERSEY FRIENDS OTHER FRIENDS: Never ask for food JERSEY FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. JERSEY FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad. OTHER FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. JERSEY FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!" OTHER FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. JERSEY FRIENDS: Cry with you. OTHER FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. JERSEY FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours. OTHER FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. JERSEY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. OTHER FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. JERSEY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. OTHER FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. JERSEY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" OTHER FRIENDS: Are for a while. JERSEY FRIEN

Well...you'lll See
DJ Nykon and DJ Island Girl are running around in bikini's....Yes Nykon is wearin a string bikini! Oh well...not everyone is perfect! That's why we're all hangin out in here! Club Illusia Christmas Island! Click on the pic to take a break from the wind and snow and Join Us in the Sand and Sun!

No Fear
No Fear Sitting inside my mind exploring the grotesque treasures I find I'm gonna take the creatures to the ball so we can get drunk and watch ourselves fall I wanna split this silly town pedal to the metal, wearing my tinfoil crown taking my rag-tag circus on the road showing off the rats and these toads everything seems so old I never see anything bold I'm waiting for the disgusting and insane I'm waiting for someone to complain please, show me something besides this mess where you never have to guess because you always know what happens next so I'm off to find more maggots and worms all the things that make you squirm I wanna see myself burn alive combust because I'm finally surprised me and my rats are outta here and there's no fear, no fear . . . copyright 2006 Katherine Andrews

Freak-in-bed Test I Got A 63
GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13) AND NO CHEATING! SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST! WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR... 1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? A. LIGHT COLOR B. CHANGE COLORS C. DARK 2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... A. SEDUCE THEM B. JUST CHILL C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE 3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? A. RAIN B. THUNDERSTORM C. SUNNY D. CLOUDY 4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? A. STRAWBERRIES B. CHERRIES C. GRAPES D. PEACHES E. KIWI 5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... A. NIGHT B. DAY C. AFTERNOON 6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? A. FALL B. SUMMMER C. SPRING D. WINTER 7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? a-HEADBOARD b-NO HEADBOARD 8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? A-LEO B-VIRGO C-SCORPIO D-LIBRA E-GEMINI F-ARIES G-CAPRICORN H-CANCER I-PISCES J-AQUARIUS K-TAURUS L-SAGITTARIUS 9.PICK A PLACE YOU WOULD HAVE SEX AT OUT OF T

Christmas Cookie Recipe For You!
Here's a great Christmas Cookie recipe that I thought you might want to try this year: 1 cup of water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the ****. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz

The Best Ever...
Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Beaten why for Can't take much more Here we go...Here we go...Here we go One - Nothing wrong with me Two - Nothing wrong with me Three - Nothing wrong with me Four - Nothing wrong with me One - Something's got to give Two - Something's got to give Three - Something's got to give Now Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Push me again This is the end Here we go...Here we go...Here we go One - Nothing wrong with me Two - Nothing wrong with me Three - Nothing wrong with me Four - Nothing wrong with me One - Something's got to give Two - Something's got to give Three - Something's got to give Now Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Le

Scene Outside A College Campus
Black wire bench Sitting on a slab of concrete To the right is a flower bed and trees On the left a round patch of grass surrounded by a outline of a sidewalk Buildings surround me

Friends With Benefits :-)
Friends w/ Benefits It doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,single, gay or straight! You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery. Here's how it works: Statistcally speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on CT that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a msg saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? LOL THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on CT that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you. SO... re-post this as "friends w/ benefits

Im Irritated, Sorry
Ok so my finals were today two in a row and they werent that bad. Just Russian History and Roman History. I felt pretty confident. Anyway I decided to sell back my books cause I had a lot of them and i just wanted to get rid of them. So i lugged around at least 5-10 extra pounds of books today to sell back. Now understand that I paid for these books this semester and i spent again nearly 300 dollars. Me and my friend go to sell back the books and I whip out literally 12 books. The guy scans them and tell me that two of my books he cant take because the publisher is releasing a new edition. Ok the books in question were bought NEW and were SHRINK WRAPPED remember when you buy them new its more pricey... Yes ladies and gentlemen i paid nearly 140 dollars for just those books alone and i will not be getting anything back for them because the publisher decided to change a word on page 500 something and so a WHOLE new edition has to come out. You fuckers need to be dragged into the streets

Friends With Benefits!
Friends w/ Benefits It doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,single, gay or straight! You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery. Here's how it works: Statistcally speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on CT that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a msg saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? LOL THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on CT that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you. SO... re-post this as "friends w/ benefits"

My Life, Today
My Life, Today The warmth of a touch, a kiss, a look, the feeling of you inside me, the sun’s caress, the physical jolt of music. Overwhelming beauty: words, lyrics, sentences, irony. The day opening and closing. Everything I know new, intriguing, clean, even when it’s exactly the same as it always is. We listen to The Velvet Underground – Lou Reed, John Cale, Nico, others whose names I can’t remember. I’m always thrilled by sight sound touch, your searching hands on my smooth skin, but no longer is everything weighted by desperate panic, melancholy, nostalgia, moments long since past – things I can no longer have or change. But right here, right now, it is enough, almost way too much at times, and I am in love with it. copyright 2006 Katherine Andrews

Receipts
Just did a tally: Not counting the initial trip to Lloydminster and a couple of return trips to Edmonton for speech therapy, I have 36 Greyhound receipts to Vermilion and back. The mere thought of taking a bus makes me ill.

Together Hearts Entwine
As a dream weaver spins With love and delight They thread more colors Onto the black and white Magical dreams enhance Holding each thread As their romantic hearts Adds the passionate red Capturing loving dreams Affections take hold Orange sunset blended Red mixes with the gold Twilight coloured the sky In a soft lavender hue Aside a sapphire ocean Romantic dreams ensue Together heart's entwine Dream spinning amour As lovers share the night In moonlight on the shore "Love is a sickness that no doctor can explain. It tickles the heart and puzzles the brain."

Is Not Talking
is not talking to any of u unless u want to talk or add me to ur list or what ever i am here to chat and look at pics of people that are actually interested in chatting if u want me off ur list let me know

Gemini, Green Eyes
Once you have opened this bulletin, there's no turning back. Repost this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign or you'll get bad luck and lose the person you dearly love most! >>>VIRGOsomeone loves them right now. >Freak in bed. >Always wants the last word. >Caring. >Smart. >Addictive. >Attractive. >Loud. >Loyal. >Easy to talk to. >Hard to forget >Love at first sight wit u babe >Everything u ever wanted >Easy to please >The one and only >ultimate sexiness >>>SCORPIOEXTREMELY sexy. >Intelligent. >Energetic. >Predict future. >Most erotic. >(Freak in bed.) >(GREAT kisser.) >Always get what they want. >Sexy. >Attractive. >Easy going. >Loves being in long relationships. >Talkative. >The sexiest ever.... >Romantic. >Caring. >>>LIBRAVery romantic. >Nice to everyone They meet. >Their Love is one of a kind. >Silly, fun and sweet. >Have own unique sexiness. >Most caring person you will ever meet! >Amazing n Bed..!!! >Did I say Amazing in Bed? >not the kind of person you wanna fuc

Nasty Quiz
Welcome 2 the Nasty QUIZ. Are u daring enough 2 answer this 4 this person? if so, message them your answers!!! Rules: Answer this 4 the person who posted this and then repost it 4 your self! 1.Would u have sex with me? 2.What position would u ........ me in? 3.Would u suck me up/eat me out? 4.Would u sex me hard? 5.Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? 6.Give me a naked pic? 7.Would u do me in the shower? 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and then do me? 9.Would u use desert? 10.Would u have a 3-some with me? 11.What makes u want 2 have sex with me? 12.Would u talk dirty 2 me while we sexed? 13.Where would u do me @? 14.Would u do me in front of people? 15.Would u do me again and again? 16.Would u do me in the rain? 17.Would u mind if we did it like ........ stars? 18.Would u have phone sex with me? 19.If i gave u my heart would u love it or let it go? 20.Woul

Hey Peeps
hey hey everyone new to the site as you can see just wanted to say hey hey to everyone come vote rate or what ever ya like to get my rank up so i can do some things on this its pretty awesome and having fun meeting new peeps

Heisman
I just want to give a shout out to Troy Smith and The Ohio State University for an awesome season and to all the Buckeye haters...a big Fuck You. We got the Heisman and we are gonna take the National Championship too. GO BUCKS!!!

Check This Out
Put "yes" "maybe" or "no" and answer me back Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Lick me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Caress me: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Go to sleep with me: Do me: Have a threesome with me: Look if i was naked: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of u: Hangout with me: Hold hands with me: Give me a lap dance: Let me call you:

Damnnnit!!
Almost there....thank heavens. Just 'bout everyones' on my last nerve. I may be forced to deliver a "roundhouse kick to the face" before its all said and done. I'm even getting mad at the basics.....like when you buy a sandwich or bagel and they do that 90% cut, forcing you to tear the rest of the way through, depositing most of the sandwich contents into your lap. Maybe next year, day after Thankgiving will commence my bender a-la "Leaving Las Vegas" and the holidays will mark a smooth blackout period. A girl can dream can't she?.............

We're Not Gonna Take It...
This is kinda our adopted family anthem...we have had and still do have and probably always will have..an awful lotta crap thrown in our corner, and we have sat back an takejn enough of it over the years, so we fightin back now MUAHAHAHAH...and this is a cool vid for it too...so TURN UP THOSE SPEAKERS, SHAKE THAT BOOTY AND FEEEEEL THE WORDS!! YEAHHHHHHHHH (ok, so now i found one that works lol, these vids dont like me tonite;-(..)

Which Reindeer Are You?
You Are Vixen Sexy and sultry, you're the one all the other reindeer dream about. Why You're Naughty: That fur pulling spat you got into with Dancer over Santa. Why You're Nice: Because even when you're nice, you're still delightfully naughty! Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?

I'm So Excited!!!
My first job interview went so well that I'm already scheduled for the 2nd part of the interview where I'll be travelling all day with the regional and local manager so that I can see what I'd be doing once finished with training to see if something I can really do. I dont give a fuck what I have to do to get this job. It pays 600 to 1200 a week. For that kind of money I'd sell ass on the street but all i have to do is sell insurance to businesses. I'm excited. Wish me luck for tomorrow!

Hello!
My Name is Alyssa and I'm from Mountain Home,Arkansas I'm 25 years old.I'm new to Cherry Tap and I am looking forward to making some new friends.I was told about this site from some people and thought I'd see what it's about...Hollar at me sometime..

Reindeer???
You Are Vixen Sexy and sultry, you're the one all the other reindeer dream about. Why You're Naughty: That fur pulling spat you got into with Dancer over Santa. Why You're Nice: Because even when you're nice, you're still delightfully naughty! Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?

To All The Mothers
THE DATE After 21 years of marriage, My wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said, "I love you, but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you." The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my MOTHER, who has been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my three children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally. That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie. "What's wrong, are you well," she asked? My mother is the type of woman who suspects that a late night call or a surprise invitation is a sign of bad news. "I thought that it would be pleasant to spend some time with you," I responded, "Just the two of us." She thought about it for a moment, and then said, "I would like that very much." That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bit nervous. When I arrived at her house, I noticed that she

The Why's Of Men
The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (Because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX? (They don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (They don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (You need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (Don't know....it never happened) (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8

In Need Of A Lil Xmas Help..
Hi folks...i here to ask a favour...i'm trying to "xmas up" my profile a bit and i wanted Enya's version of Silent Night on here, i found one on youtube, but it doesnt auto play..i have searched for another, found one that SHOULD auto play but isnt working...can anyone help me out pleeeaassse?? *flutters eyelashes* Beci xox

Military Pagan Blessing
Powers of the Ancient Ways, In this place far from my home and my family, I honor you and call upon you. Powers of Earth, Strengthen my physical body and the bodies of my peers and commanders. Powers of Air, Keep me vigilant at my post, My mind clear and sharp. Powers of Fire, Give me courage, Even when my duty is hard or bitter. Powers of Water, Grant me restful slumber and good dreams after a long duty day. Powers of Spirit, Balance me in honor, nobility, and spiritual purpose. Powers of Goddess & God & Their Unity, Be with me & around me, bless me & protect me as I carry out my mission. So Mote It Be.

Radom Thoughts...
Well ok this is my first blog on here...not exactly my first blog I have a couple on myspace...anyways lets see I guess Im new on the Cherry tap it seems alright pretty fun. Well heres so additional info on me so if I ramble deal. OK well Im 22 Female Im in the process of attempting to get a divorce my dearest soon to be x husband isnt being exactly cooperative more like a pain in the ass... Even though I am getting divorced please dont sending me messages asking to get together or meet or anything along those lines I am not in the mood for anything now other then friends who I can joke and have a good time with. I have a beautiful 2 year old boy he is the love of my life hes the cutest baby ever obviously you can look at my photos and see for your self. So well umm I guess basically Im a soon to be single mom and im looking to meet people who will respect the fact that I am on a just friend status and want to talk to me anyways......Technically I am in a I hate men mode no offense 1 r

Random What Nots
Well, it seems like we've done this before. Well, we have, but it's been a long time, so who really knows? So the holidays have come up on us faster than Michael Jackson at Childrens Hospital. Seriously. Am I the only one who is fed up with the family drama that usually surrounds these holiday events? I mean, last time I went to a holiday dinner my mom organized, she had the local Wal-Mart greeter guy standing by the door with a bucket, charging everyone for their meal as they left the house. After being accustomed this type of insanity for many years, I decided last year that I would be prepared. After all, if your own mother charges you for thanksgiving dinner, I can only imagine what what kind of debacle the IN-LAWS were going to pull. Looking back, I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the dinner was free. I mean, to make someone run out the front door with potato salad in his hand, pretending he's throwing up, is not what I call hospitality. So either way,

Donno What To Do Now That Your Gone
Now that your gone I donno what to do I love you with all my heart I'll never forget you can't wait till the day that your free I'll be waiting for you I'll never let go of your hand ever the day I hear your voice again is the day Ill come to you so we'll never be apart again I love you I love you I love you please don't forget about me cause I'll never forget about you all you need to do is remember my name if you remember that one thing we will be together again waiting and waiting for that one special call to pick up the phone and its your voice I will melt inside break down crying of joy from hearing your sweet voice again knowing that I'm yous again and that your mine knowing that within a few long days of driving you'll be in my arms and I'll be in yours kissing toue sweet lips for the first time will be like a dream come true and telling you that I love you over and over again and assuri

Oh No
I have a temp.. it is hurting to breath Coughing a lot sneezing alot I have the flu Go away flu go away.... I feel bad right now I will go to bed right now... I love all of you See ya tomorrow One more writing test in the morn Love ya Good night Shelia RedMex

Virus , Worms And Keyloggers Oh Boy!!!
i really hate fighting to fix a pc that has a virus or worm on it they can multiply and attach to your system and other files. sometimes the only way to fix the problem is to reformat the system thereby losing everything on the pc that you cant save which you dont really want to take the chance of saving an affected file so you usually lose all info on the pc and a key logger is best treated the same way. virus's and worms can fry your hard drive cpu get buried in your ram and can also affect your motherboard. a keylogger sends your info everything you type on your pc to the author of the keylogger which is how lots of accounts get stolen. BANK ACCOUNT CREDIT CARD INFO ANY OTHER PERSONAL INFO YOU INPUT ARE SENT TO THE AUTHOR OF THE KEYLOGGERS EMAIL ACCOUNT!!!!!! A LOT OF VIRUS'S, WORMS AND KEYLOGGERS ARE PASSED ON BY CHAIN LETTERS AND PICTURES. PLEASE DONT PPOST CHAIN LETTERS IN MY COMMENT BOX RE:REPOST THIS. THEY WILL BE IMMEDIATELY DELETED.

Hello Everyone I Wrote A Short Story I Wanted Too Share
This will bring a little Magic into your lives. I had a very sick little kitten that mother had abandoned. My decision on this was weather I should let nature take its course or try and give this little runt kitten a home. The logical thing to do was let the kitten die because its chances of survival were slim. My moral reasoning was to prevent this poor little kitten from starving and freezing to death. In the end my moral decision won out and I took the little kitten home. I nursed and feed it kitten formula though a dropper until little Magic was on solid food. Magic never meowed and never purred. I believe because she was abandoned before she learned these things. She did make little noises that sounded more human like then cat. She was a very ill kitten and was always getting upper respiratory infection and had to have antibodies a lot. Magic did not get very big either I guess being so sick her body didn’t grow right. My Ex husband and I would nurse her back to

The 12th ~ Would Ya?
BASICS: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who is your favorite artist? 3. Do you drink/smoke? 4. Do you like the rain? 5. If so...would you play in it with me? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? 9. Would you kiss my neck? 10. Do you play any sports? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother? 13. How would you rate your kisses from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on you? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, prick)? 17. Would you give me a kiss just because? 18. Would u sleep in the same bed as me? 19. Would u take me home to meet your parents? 20. Would u have sex with me? 21. If so, whats the soonest into our relationship you'd have it? 22. Would you tell your friends we had sex? 23. Wo

Course Change
The newspaper job is not working out due to many factors - mainly due to poor planning on my part. I've resigned as of yesterday, and I'm returning to school this winter. I have the full support of my parents with regards to this decision. I think I was so desperate to get out of Wal~Mart that I didn't look before I leapt. I admittingly didn't plan things very well. Factors of poor planning included the costly Greyhound commute back and forth every day, the resulting 12-hour days, the walking and freezing in extreme sub-zero temperatures. I overall didn't feel very secure. The fact that I wasn't even working in the position I thought I was hired for - the editor - and the job had no benefits as an incentive is also a factor. Being a reporter is not what I'm truly meant to be. A writer, yes. I love to write, but not in a news format. It took working at two newspapers to confirm this. My ship will be changing course, but it will be a gentle wide turn. Over the past couple of day

A Soldier's Christmas Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, my daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree, I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep in perfect contentment, or so it would seem. So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eye when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, and I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old Perhaps

The Night Before Christmas
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WERE WIL

Hey Yall What's Up?
not much going on here...mother inlaw has dsl so i am on here hehehe i love this dsl shit lmao. i cant wait to get it for our house next month it is gonna be so sweet. after i get it i will be on here all the time lmao. love always, amanda

Wow.
I know people are busy with it being Christmas but dont view my profile, read my gifts, and then ignore me, when all i wanted to know was if your okay. Jesus people are retards these days. And whats upw ith random people messaging me about "others" thats gay to. If i thought something i would say it DUMBASS. I really dont like people. I broke my tree haha, i think i better buy a new one before the peapot cries. I dont want to work tommorrow.I reallydont lol. Okay im done ranting now. But i do smell pretty :P and i look cute lol and im all smooth lmao :P dont ask -wink- hahahahahahahah ♥

Down The Rabbit Hole Of Mathematical Uncertainty
Down the Rabbit Hole of Mathematical Uncertainty Down the rabbit hole We go and go, Following infinite Decimal rows Of pi's expansion -- Three point one four, One, five, nine, two, Six, and so much more... Going down Through the Infinite Doors... And no janitor Can stop us now, As we keep going Through sigmas And taus, Stopping to ponder The value of phi-- Half plus a half Of the square Root of five. Perfect geometry-- Golden rectangles, Circles and squares, And we form an angle That cuts an arc Of 120 degrees And of 180 When we disagree. But you and I, darling, Could never be square, For we are well-rounded And well aware That the truth lies Somewhere between Zero and one, Where a small Chance of Winning is Still better Than none. December 11, 2006 --Alexander Shaumyan

Finally...
I got new artwork up! Check it out! Panoramic Solar System Check it out! I hope ya guys like it...BTW, Its a really big picture. 3000 X 675 resolution. Yea, I made it big. Anyways, I gotta jet. Later. --Xonus ;)

Well....
this story is goona be about the birth of my daughter. when my girlfriend was first pregnant, we were living on the streets. (yeah we were homeless) anyway, her bitch mother didnt want to help her out at all, cause she doesnt like me at all.(for reasons i still dont know) so i had to get her food from stores, even when i didnt have any money to buy them. so, i stole them. now that went on for about 7 months, and then we got our first apartment. god, that place was a shit-hole. the manager was a tweaker and didnt take care of the place at all, so we had ants,roaches,you name it. we lived there for a couple of months, got kicked out, and moved to victorville. then she had her baby. cps came and took my baby. all because she said that she used to drugs. RETARD! that really pissed me off. and i still pisses me off. anyway, my daughter, (kaytee alajondra amaziah bojorquez) is doin good. she stays with her grandmother, how the hell did that happen? so, she'll be turning 10 months pret

Musicians
The Motown female group The Supremes, which dominated the pop charts in the 1960's, was originally called The Primettes. According to Margaret Jones, author of a Patsy Cline biography, there are a dozen places in Virginia that could claim to be the hometown of the nomadic Cline. Her family moved 19 times before she was 15. When the Yardbirds broke up in 1968, Jimmy Page was left to honor the band's commitments, performing as The New Yardbirds. The group eventually evolved into Led Zeppelin. At age 47, the Rolling Stones' bassist, Bill Wyman, began a relationship with 13-year old Mandy Smith, with her mother's blessing. Six years later, they were married, but the marriage only lasted a year. Not long after, Bill's 30-year-old son Stephen married Mandy's mother, age 46. That made Stephen a stepfather to his former stepmother. If Bill and Mandy had remained married, Stephen would have been his father's father-in-law and his own grandpa. The brass family of instruments include

Well Here Goes Nothing
there was a time back when i was young i couldnt think i was so drunk then something happened about 9 yrs ago a woman came to me asked why what is wrong i couldnt talk i couldnt see for all i know she could have been a he but a voice in my head started to speak of a woman who's voice sounded so sweet who could this be im not sure but i remember what she wore i dont know how and i dont know why but her hair stood out from my beer filled eyes we started talking we started dating 9 yrs now and im still thinking i been through hell and dragged it all out but the woman's voice pulled me out now she is mine and nobody elses im so glad im done with all chasing but she says i dont think sometimes i might not but know one thing your still want i want merry christmas brey love ya more then u ever know and yeap i just thought all this up

Totaly Useless, Info
One legend claims stealing someone's shadow (by measuring it against a wall and driving a nail through its head) can turn the victim into a vampire. Avoid people who talk to themselves. According to Ukrainian legend, that could indicate a dual soul and the second one doesn't die! Also watch out for the seventh son of a seventh son, a person born with a red caul (amniotic membrane covering the head), or a child born with teeth. A vampire can result if a cat or dog walks over a fresh grave, a bat flies over the corpse, or the person has died suddenly as a result of suicide or murder. Unfinished business can also cause a body to rise, as can inadequate burial rites, including a grave that is too shallow. Most vampires are described in folklore as flushed and ruddy, with swollen bodies and bloated faces. Often, they can be identified because they're sitting up in the grave. According to folklore, there are a number of ways to protect yourself from vampires, including the ever-popu

First Blog
ok, so as most of you know, my b-day was a couple of days ago. but what you dont know, is that im goin through a bunch of tough shit. im on probation,i cant see my daughter for a long time, and a bunch of other stuff. well, i dont know how this "blog" thing works, but im gonna do what i think i should do on here. tell you my life stories. if you dont want to read it, THEN PISS OFF! this is what im gonna be writting about.

Cherokee
Catawba Spoke Sioun language Lived east of the Appalachian Mountains in the Carolina piedmont. Long before Columbus, Catawba women were fashioning sturdy cookware and handsome ceremonial vessels; when the English settled Charleston, the women bartered pots for metal tools, clothing, and other necessities. In the 1860's the Catawba were confined to a tiny reservation in South Carolina-which by chance contained the deposits of distinctive reddish clay they had used for years. Pottery became a key to their very survival. Now as then, Catawba potters eschew kiln firing, modern glazes, and potter's wheels. Using techniques handed down from mother to daughter for generations, they build their vessels from clay coils, polish them with quartzite pebbles, decorate them with ancient designs, and fire them on the hot coals of an open fire. The resulting hard finish produces a metallic ring when tapped-the echo of a well-tended tradition, still audible among the red clay hills of South

New Rider Christmas Skin
I have created a new skin using this background. It is called: RiderXmas1 All riders feel free to rip it. Merry Christmas! Music Video:HAPPY CHRISTMAS (by John Lennon)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone

December 12, A Day I Won't Forget
Today is the 9th anniversary of my father passing away. No, Not looking for sympathy or condolances, in fact we didn't even get along all that well. But nevertheless, today IS the day he passed on at age 88 1/2 and Tomorrow is the first day I spent in my current home, the retirement home he left me in his estate. A lot has happened in the last 9 yrs, My mom passed on the next march, I injured my knee which still hasn't healed, I went back to school, I spent 3 yrs working with union pacific railroad, and I got to travel all over the USA and meet a few peeps. I am back in school, and hope to move out of here asap. peace out

Apache
Abenaki in Vermont learned from childhood that the Creator, Tabaldac, had set aside the rivers and mountains of their homeland for their eternal use. Each landmark had a story: An enormous boulder in Lake Champlain, for instance, contained the spirit of the giant Odzihozo, who in his birth pangs had gouged out the basin that held the lake's waters. These stories, told by firelight during long winter evenings, reminded people of why things were the way there, and of their own place in the world around them. tended to move about seasonally. Abenaki groups congregated in farm villages for planting and harvesting but migrated to waterfalls and other choice sites when salmon, shad, and alewife headed upstream to spawn in the spring. held celebrations to mark the time of spring planting, the ripening of blueberries, the bringing in of the corn. The activity of the hunt...also required powerful rituals to ensure success. Hunters knew the habits and habitats of the animal world intima

I Know You All Can Feel With Me On This One...
why the hell are some pot pies microwavable and some HAVE to be put in the oven? if you try to microwave them, they're disgusting... (lol, ask me how i know)! insight people?

Navajo Or Dine
Interesting Facts & Legends from the... Navajo or Dine The Navajo spoke the Athabascan language and arrived in the Southwest sometime during the 15th and 16th centuries. The Navajo populated the northeastern of today's Arizona and northwestern portion of New Mexico. The Navajo were known to themselves as Dine and became increasingly distinct from their ancient Apache kinsmen. Settling in scattered groups through northern New Mexico in a land they came to call Dinetah -"home of the people"-they adapted so thorougly to this new environment that they virtually reinvented themselves. The Navajo, like other nomadic tribes, had arrived in the Southwest with a rich spiritual tradition but few material possessions. They dressed in skins, wove reed baskets, hunted and foraged for food. To them the Pueblo villages, with their well-stocked granaries and abundant stores of pottery and blankets, must have seemed like centers of fabulous wealth. Their hunger whetted for the amenities of

To All My Friends
hello everyone alot has changed since the last time i have talked to everyone....getting ready to go though a divorced and trying to get a new place to live and getting ready for my daughters birthday and mine and plus christmas...hopefully i will find someone to spend new years eve with so i don't have to be lonely again this year....to all that knows me i was happly married until a couple of days before thanksgiving...but here shortly it will all end sadly....sorry everyone that i haven't been on lately but as you see i have been very busy....so if i don't get to talk to everyone by christmas then i am going to wish you all A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEARS.....

What Super Hero Am I !
You scored as James Bond, Agent 007. James Bond is MI6's best agent, a suave, sophisticated super spy with charm, cunning, and a license's to kill. He doesn't care about rules or regulations and somewhat amoral. He does care about saving humanity though, as well as the beautiful women who fill his world. Bond has expensive tastes, a wide knowledge of many subjects, and his usually armed with a clever gadget and an appropriate one-liner. James Bond, Agent 007100%Lara Croft100%The Terminator100%The Amazing Spider-Man100%El Zorro100%Neo, the "One"100%Indiana Jones88%Captain Jack Sparrow79%Batman, the Dark Knight71%William Wallace

Being Sick
Really sucks, I'm sure you all know this however for the past 3 days I've been really bad, just yesterday I went into the doctors they did the normal stuff checking my blood pressure an taken my temp which was pretty high, well once the doc gets into the room he checks my ears an then asks me to open my mouth in which I did an he stood back and said Jaime have you seen your throat yet and of course I replied with a yes, It's got puse bags in the back and hurts like hell he gave me some meds thats really kicking my ass....lol... Ones called clarithromycin and the other hydrocodone for the pain. Anyways I'm hoping to start feeling better soon cause I've got sick little ones on my hands now and to be sick at the same time as they are I'm not really any good to them...

My Angel
My heart was once an open book Pages blowing in the wind Each page with a torn and tattered look Pages that seemed to have no end Each page was ripped out freely Their value left unknown For those pages represented me My heart beat on its own Once the pages were all but lost I opened up my eyes I needed help at any cost It was then I realized By tearing out my pages Giving without a cause Allowed me to be courageous Overlooking obvious flaws Mistaken feelings of love Were left in the open gaps Games I'd grown weary of Became a recurring mishap With only one page remaining I wanted to do things right Feeling frightened and untrusting Then I caught a noble sight I knew I'd seen an angel One whom I longed to be near I took a step, and then I fell Forsaken, I shed a tear For I knew this angel had seen me She'd reached out and touched my hand But her heart was under lock and key So with my open book I ran I don't know where I was running The

What Colour Is My Aura...
Your Aura is Blue Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life. You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships. The purpose of your life: showing love to other people Famous blues include: Angelina Jolie, the Dali Lama, Oprah Careers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor What Color Is Your Aura?

I Met This Great Woman
i met this great woman who i cant wait to see. i like her alot and i hope she likes me too. we have alot in common and she makes me smile. i lke everything about her. you know who you are. email me back ok?

Alone
"Dreams fade like water out to sea. My love for you will rise someday," she tells her lover as he lays dying from the bomb that his goverment dropped. A soilder he is not, forced to be in the middle of a war he is not a part of. Now he dies from it. Her eyes are like rain clouds, crying from the heavens. She walks away from the land where his body lies, a ghost forced to go through life alone, like she had done before him. Alone, his death on her shoulders, a single mother, alone. "How could I be alone agian?" she yells at the sky. She falls to her knees and says, "You have taken everything now. Why me?" The government comes to her door and says, "Ma'am we have to take your son." She yell and trys to stop them but the goverment takes her son too. Alone and with the goverment taking everything she knows, she tries to leave the country but she is stuck here, for they don't let anyone leave. She is forced to stay in a country that claims to be free when really it is a cage

What Year I Should Have Been Born Under
You Should Have Been Born Under: You are totally loyal, faithful, and honest. However, you don't trust others to be as ethical as you are! Straight forward and direct, you really aren't one for small talk. You are a great listener - and an agreeable companion when you're in a good mood! You are most compatible with a Tiger or Horse. What Year Should You Have Been Born Under?

What Age Do You Act?
You Are 30 Years Old Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act?

3 Grey Hairs, One Mole, And Empty Faith.
Listen to the lentils burning. Looks backed by plain thoughts invoke curious demons. ALLthough, Who knows what. Who knows about it. IT! It in plain letters sticking to the plastic It in abscence makes light to new paths It is hungry and feeds on age. It is unbeknownst to the vapid It is savior to the embittered It is subscribed to and relished in dream and lucidity. k ? well. im tired and the bed is hungry for my skin so g'night and hope is all you can cling to. ...

Hugs And Kisses
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Kieyahs Big Day
So today was Kid shares christmas party. So my boyfriend and I got the kids ready got on the school bus that they had to pick people up. We got there made a craft. Tristen just loves to make things. So my daughter asked her dad for some milk. He gets up to pick up a small carton on milk when the thing moos. She won custom skins, which are face plates for like a cell phone or PSP. Now you all have to remember my daughters only 21 months. I think its the coolest thing ever. I dont really think she cares but I think its great. I am going to add a pic of her and the winning carton. I just wanted to share my great day with you all. Have a great day.

What Year Should You Have Been Born Under?
You Should Have Been Born Under: You are totally loyal, faithful, and honest. However, you don't trust others to be as ethical as you are! Straight forward and direct, you really aren't one for small talk. You are a great listener - and an agreeable companion when you're in a good mood! You are most compatible with a Tiger or Horse. What Year Should You Have Been Born Under?

Just An Update On Me....
Not going away.... *Sigh* I have left you all with some blogs, stashes, and mums. I may be off and on in the next few days, but I have to buckle down and tend to a few things, but I shall be back soon to add more stashes, blogs, and mums for your viewing pleasure. If you haven't already checked them out, please do. Loves to you all.

How Open Are You?
You Are 31% Open You are open at times, but generally you don't let many people into your inner world. It's possible that you have a friend or two that knows you well. But to most people, you are a total mystery. How Open Are You?

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
Your Birthdate: December 15 You take life as it is, and you find happiness in a variety of things. You tend to be close to family and friends. But it's hard to get into your inner circle. Making the little things wonderful is important to you, and you probably have an inviting home. You seek harmony with others, but occasionally you have a very stubborn streak. Your strength: Your intense optimism Your weakness: You shy away from exploring your talents Your power color: Jade Your power symbol: Flower Your power month: June What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

How To Not Be A Good Cherry Friend....
Let me make this clear -- you rating and commenting my pics or profile does not put me in debt to you in any fashion. You did that of your own volition and I am in no way required to return the favor. I do try to get around to rating and commenting all my friends and don't mind kind reminders like, "Hey, did you see this pic of me? I thought you'd like it." But if you really want to make sure I don't rate or comment you, say something about how you did me so now I have to do you. In fact, that just may get you removed from my friends. I don't play passive-aggressive games. While I'm on the subject, a few more ways to lose my respect and possibly my "friends" status: - Spamming me in shouts or Cherrymail with any link I have not asked for or that you did not specifically think I would enjoy. This includes "vote for me" links or cock pic links when I've never spoken to you before. - Begging for attention or pity whether outright or in veiled attempts. It's one thing t

How Psychic Are You?
You Are 80% Psychic You are so very psychic. But you already predicted that, didn't you? You have "the gift" - and you use it daily to connect with others. You're very tapped into the world around you... Just make sure to use your powers for good! Are You Psychic?

Sharpened Velvet
Sinning by myself, betting on thoughts that have been dealt Licking at words that swell welts Reclining on ice that never melts Penetrated by something that feels like razors lined on a swatch of felt Smelling the leather of a well swung belt Hanging on a choke Surrounded Filled But alone Crying at the joke Picture of a cliché Roaming, inadequately stroked Stab my hand with a bone Lying down tall Grabbing stone Inviting the company of a sharpened velvet rope That I chew on Like a toy

Are You More Cat Or Dog?
You Are: 70% Dog, 30% Cat You and dogs definitely have a lot in common. You're both goofy, happy, and content with the small things in life. However, you're definitely not as needy as the average dog. You need your down time occasionally. Are You More Cat or Dog?

What Color Blue Are You?
You are Ocean Blue You're both warm and practical. You're very driven, but you're also very well rounded. You tend to see both sides to every issue, and people consider you a natural diplomat. What Color Blue Are You?

Pathetic
obsessive. not with me. random strangers. what is a boyfriend who prefers to get off to fat chicks on a web cam rather than have real sex. I must be a horrible person. im too fat. he wont have sex with me.. im fat. im worthless.

Crawl Away..
You crawled away from me. Slipped away from me. I tried to keep ahold, but there was nothing I could say. You slid and crept away and there was nothing I could say. So what you're trying to say is you don't wanna play. But what you want and what you need doesn't mean fuck to me. Because I can see your back is turning. If I could I'd stick the knife in. This is love. This is my love for you. Get up. Now. Say you won't go.

Bottom
My compassion is broken now. My will is eroded, and my desire stolen and it makes me feel ugly. I'm on my knees and burning. My piss and moans are the fuel that set my head on fire. So smell my soul burning. I'm broken, looking up to see the enemy. I have swallowed the poison you feed me ... but I survive on it, and it leaves me guilt fed, hatred fed, weakness fed.. and I feel ugly, and dead inside. Shit adds up at the bottom. You've left me no choice but to go inside and rebuild what's broken. Too much, too far, too late to lie down now. I must arm myself to fight you by making weapons out of my imperfections. It's all I have left. There's no other choice. I'm shameless, nameless, nothing, and noone now. But my soul must be iron for my fear is naked. I'm naked and fearless. But I'm dead inside. You see.. shit adds up, now I'm dead inside. Hatred, weakness, and guilt keep me alive at the bottom.

Fall
what to do. what to do to make things right. nothing ever seems to fall in place. i give my all and its not enough. im not a beauty queen and i am sorry for that. i want to be happy. i want to make you happy. everything i do seems to be wrong. i just cant win. i just cant. it blows my mind.i want to give up. i want to be a coward. i want to disappear. when will this end?

Update
5 MORE AMERICAN TROOPS KILLED 67 IRAQUIS CAR BOMBED TO DEATH 47 AMERICAN TROOPS KILLED SO FAR THIS MONTH AND YET THE BUSH DECIDES TO PUSH BACK HIS NEW POLICY FOR IRAQ UNTIL AFTER THE HOLIDAYS. MAYBE BUSH WOULD GET OFF HIS ARSE AND MAKE A DECISION IF HIS DAUGHTERS WERE IN BAGDAD. HOW AMERICANS CAN STAND FOR THIS ARROGANT PUFF OF A MAN ~~ I WILL NEVER KNOW!! ONE OF MY FIRST QUESTIONS FOR GOD WILL BE HOW COULD YOU ALLOW SUCH AN INCOMPETANT IGNORANT FOOL SUCH AS BUSH TO BE THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF OF OUR GREAT TROOPS AND OUR GREAT COUNTRY EVERY NIGHT WHEN I HEAR THE NEW DEATHS IN IRAQ AND ACROSS THE WORLD FROM SO MUCH EVIL MY STOMACH JUST ACHES AND CREATES SO MUCH ACID I CANNOT EXPLAIN CAN BUSH BE IMPEACHED FOR INCOMPETENCE??

Yo Mamma.. Number Three
You mum is like a rugby game, everyone gets a try. Your mum is like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen. Your mum is like a turtle, once she\'s on her back she\'s fucked. Your mum is so fat, she\'s got more rolls than a bakery. Your mum is so fat, she\'s got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook. Your mum is like a chicken coop, cocks fly in and out all day. mum’s so stupid she clamped her own car. Your mum is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 it was on a scale. Your mum is so fat she went bowling and got a group discount. >Your mum’s so stupid she paid for free parking. Your mum’s so stupid she tried to put a DVD in a video player. Your mum’s so stupid she tripped on a wire of a cordless phone. >Your mum’s so stupid she asked “what is the number for 999” Your mum’s so fat she got stuck in the Grand Canyon Your mum’s so fat she sat down and caused an earthquake. our mum\'s so short you can s

The Wreath
The Wreath By Sherri Andervich For their Christmas holiday project, Cassie's Blue Bird troop planned to visit a nursing home. "Folks in nursing homes are often too old or too sick to be home alone," Mrs. Peters, the group leader, told the little girls. "Maybe they have no relatives; maybe families are far away or unable to help. We're going to cheer them with carols and bring them gifts we've made." Placing the last flower on her wreath, Cassie wondered about the person whose name she drew - Mabel - somewhere between sixty and eighty. Not yet ten, Cassie had difficulty identifying with "old." Her grandparents played golf, traveled a lot and had plenty of loving relatives. Outside, a car horn blared. Cassie scooped up her wreath and rushed to join her friends. The Blue Birds, a junior version of Camp Fire Girls, soon arrived at a modest cottage. A matron greeted them enthusiastically. "The folks are just so looking forward to your visit," she said

Im Having Surgery
Just wanting to let all my friends know that I am going in tomorrow to have my gall bladder removed finally. And then hopefully after the first of the year I can carry my ass back to work. Sitting home all the time is driving me insane...LOL... Keep me and my family in your thoughts and prayers cause even if we arent on here often we do still think about all of you alot. Love to you all...

Drama Queen
Ok i have been accused of being a drama queen in here. Well let me be the first to say BULL*&%$. I joined this to try and make new friends and get away from the drama of day to day life and i can quarantee you there are ones in here that thrive on the drama . If you dont like it drop me from your list otherwise keep your opinions to yourself.

What Colour Is Your Aura?
Your Aura is Blue Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life. You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships. The purpose of your life: showing love to other people Famous blues include: Angelina Jolie, the Dali Lama, Oprah Careers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor What Color Is Your Aura?

When You Fall Across Tunes
that remind you of people, I fell across one today that reminds me of a friend of mine called Shawnie. I remember he always used to come up to me flat and he used to play this track by The Verve over and over again and singing at the top of his voice. Well it was five years ago on Christmas Day that I found out he had killed himself and this track always brings me a mixture of feelings of sadness that he is not around and it makes me smile when I remember his versions of it in me living room at about 3am in the mornings. It was him who used to call me Daughter of Hell in the first place.

I'm Looking For.....
I'm looking for someone to workout with, so if you live in PA within, like, a 30 mile radius of Huntingdon County, then get ahold of me!!!! I go to ProCare, so, GET A MEMBERSHIP! I am tired of working out by myself!

Newfie Fingers
> > Newfie fingers > > > _____ > > > > > > Johnny was working at the fish plant in Carbonear when he >accidentally > > > cut off all ten of his fingers. > > > > > > He went to the emergency room in St. John's and when he got there >the > > > doctor looked at Johnny and said "Let's have da fingers and I'll see > > > what I can do." > > > > > > Johnny said, "I haven't got da fingers." > > > > > > "What do you mean, you haven't got da fingers? > > > Lord t'undrin Jesus it's 2004! We's got microsurgery and all kinds >of > > > incredible techniques. I could have put dem back on and made you >like > > > new! Why didn't you bring da fingers?" > > > > > > Johnny says ... (Are you ready for this?????) > > > > > > > > > Remember this is a Newfie. > > > > > > > > > > "How da fock was I suppose to pick dem up?? > > >

Christmas Joke
First Christmas joke Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said. You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates. The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "These are Carols." And So The Holiday Season Begins....

Naughtiest Christmas Pic On Ct !!
Have You Been Naughty? Ok people! Its that time again! The first contest I did was such a success that I have decided to have another one!! This one is the Naughtiest Christmas Pic on CT !! So get your pic to me A.S.A.P and lets see who thinks you've been naughty or if they think your just nice!! Are you the NAUGHTIEST on CT?? Enter now to find out!! The contest will start on Thursday and run until Saturday. Its going to be based on comments only!! So get all your friends to comment bomb the hell out of your pic!! You will have 48 hours to show everyone on Cherrytap just how Naughty you are!! Click on my link below to enter the contest now. Or send me a message letting me know the link to the pic you want to use so I can rip it. Make sure to add me so you can recieve bulletins regaurding the contest as I post them. Good Luck and lets get this party going!!! ~ Pain Is My Passion ~ ~Pain Is My Passion~ ** Paradise Radios Owner** ~ Rock Star Kings Wife~@ Cher

What's Your Halloween Horoscope?
Halloween Horoscope for Sagittarius Halloween is your time to be flirtatious, sexy, and hot hot hot! You love to tempt people into evil, even if it's just for one night. Costume suggestions: A sexy devil or a dark fairy Signature Halloween candy: Anything spiked with booze What's Your Halloween Horoscope?

Bye Bye
Well, it's been wonderful although short! I'm going to shutdown my account. I enjoyed talking to all of you! Thank you for being my friends. For anyone interested in staying in touch you can reach me at kcfaninstl@hotmail.com. Enjoy! Have a lovely holiday season! Take care! Bye, Sean

Now Thats Funny
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in>the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9." Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36." And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade." Ms. Bro

What's Your Thinking Style?
Your Dominant Thinking Style: Modifying Super logical and rational, you consider every fact available to you. You don't make rash decisions and are rarely moved by emotion. You prefer what's known and proven - to the new and untested. You tend to ground those around you and add stability. What's Your Thinking Style?

Im Is A Hunk Contest
Hey there beautiful tappers. im in a sexyest Hunk contest. plz show ya love for me. i thank ya very much. here is the link http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=88015&i=2552212752 opens at 3:00 PM tomorrow

People Repulse Me
why dont people understand i only share my private pictures [ WHICH MIGHT I ADD THEY ARENT SO PRIVATE! I HAVE MY CLOTHES ON IN ALL OF THESE PICTURES PEOPLE! ] with certain people. yes i do open it for a short amount of time during some points of the day. people who are nice about it, yeah i might just let you see it, but when i tell you not once not twice but three times i only share them with certain people. WHY DONT YOU GET THE POINT? just my rant of the day. repost if you feel the same way and add your link to the bottom. breaker: why u private your pics ->breaker: because they are private and i only want some people seeing. ->breaker: theres a whole folder of 40 pics that isnt private that you can go look at and rate. breaker: i wanna see the private ones ->breaker: well, that sucks! only certain people get to see them. breaker: so can u make me see them ->breaker: NO I CANT LIKE I JUST SAID I ONLY WANT CERTAIN PEOPLE SEEING THEM. d*nicee -@ CherryTAP

Death Of Friend
I just found out a friend of mine died Saturday morning. He was 62 years old. We weren't like best friends or anything. He lived across the street from my friend Carmen. I would go over there and visit with him and his wife and play with their lil mini-dachshund a few times a week. He was always so nice to me. It's ripping me apart inside. Carmen thought I already knew he had died so she called me just now and told me his obituary was in the todays paper and that it was done very nicely. I was like, "What? He died?" No I am not upset with her for forgetting to tell me sooner. She's got a lot on her plate right now. I just wanna curl up and cry for hours. I have lost people before so I know the pain will go away eventually, but it's here now and it's choking me. He was a wonderful man and I am greatful to have known him. He seemed to smile all the time. He put off such positive vibes. It was just a pleasure to be near him. I will try to remember the good things about him and remember t

Another One
Have you ever had a dream that was so real that when you woke up you thought it had actually happened? Even worse it was about someone that you would normally not be interested in? Well that happened to me last night. I woke up with a hard on and wasn’t sure I had been dreaming. The woman it was all about is a nice lady but not at all my type. She is a waitress that I see almost every week but I have never had any sexual interest in her at all. Lets call her Joan, not even close to her real name. Joan is a very nice looking woman but way to thin for my taste. She is also a smoker, I don’t mind smokers, but I don’t smoke so they aren’t my first choice in playmates. I happen to know that she is in a relationship with a nice guy and they are both happy. So what triggered the dream eludes me. I have lots of sexual dreams but usually about someone that turns me on while I’m awake! Anyway here is the dream. The entire thing starts as I’m having Friday night dinner where Jo

Wheee...
ok, quick updating... review for the midterms has officially started. i prolly wont be online thursday cuz i'll be too busy crammin for my history class (it's called "justice seminar") and so far it's been about philosophy and moral development...aka i'm SCREWED! but that's friday and then i'll get out about noon and go home... i got my internship worked out. i have to go meet the manager on friday. i'm working at an Exxon and on Valentine's day (cuz internship is the 5th-16th), they put on tuxedos and pump gas for people. how cool is that?! i'm doing that and learning how to fix minor problems on cars (like a flat tire!) so i'm not one of those stupid girls who dont know how to treat a car. we got cast yesterday in the musical. i'm a dancer instead of actually havin a real part. i'm in all the chorus numbers, i deliver toys in one of the 1st two scenes, and i'm an assistant (gregor) for this manicurist. but me and the dance team are going shoppin on a block day so we

Review- Resturant- Michaelangelo's
i went to michaelangelos pizza for lunch today. its a small place in nashville. its an ok pizza, nothing i would go out of my way for though, but if youre in the area and feel like pizza, try it. www.michaelangelos-pizza.net

A Good Read
The day I wasn’t looking forward to had come. The divorce was final. The house I forced her to sell and split with sixty percent to me! was now sold and she had to be out too. The day I go back to the house to get the rest of my stuff to put into my apartment. My now exwife and I had come to an uncivil agreement as to what I could take, and what she wanted to keep. I told her I would come while she was at work so there would be no discomfort for either of us. I got there on time and the next door neighbor helped me with some large stuff and the rest I did on my own because it was mostly clothes, boxes and books. As I was finishing up and closing the U-haul door she pulled up to the curb. She was still in her tight yoga sweats. Sylvie is her name and I keep forgetting just how hot she is. She runs a yoga studio in the high end section of town as well as teaching a class or two a day so I never worried about her needing alimony. She is tall and leggy, emerald green eyes

Which Metallica Song Are You..
Which Metallica song are you? WhiplashU rock!!! hell yeah u rock, to every thrash metal band concert song and record ever made! U don't let anything get in the way of ur moshing and get as many bruises and injuries as possible to have ur much deserved fun!! Keep rocking mother fucker!!! Blasting song and keep it that way, don't ever turn it down!!!Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com

Get Right
These FOOLZ out here got one thing on their mind, trynna get IN like Verizon, but don't wanna sign a contract. Now they mad cuz females raisin the bar like Cingular and not givin a CHIRP CHIRP bout these lame @$$ excuses. Please don't be alarmed when they don't give you anytime like TMobile, busy signals left and right, and more disconnects than Metro Pcs. Just in case you were wondering, this aint no pay as you go...if you're lookin for a roll over plan, Sprint to the next hoe, cause as we classy females will ALL TELL you, u messin with my daytime minutes! (Can you hear me now? GOOD! :-))

Real Talk
"A SIMPLE BITCH OR A REAL BITCH! A simple bitch is someone you met through somebody else. A real bitch is someone you knew from back in the day and we still kickin it now! A simple bitch will take you where you need to go. A real bitch throws you her keys and say it needs gas in it! A simple bitch will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it. A real bitch will say beat her ass and look at the crowd and say bet nobody jump in. A simple bitch will let another bitch know she can back the fuck up or get knock the fuck out. A real bitch will just knock her the fuck out!!! A simple bitch tells you, she's had enough to drink. A real bitch tells you we need another shot, we bout to get fucked up! A simple bitch goes to the club with you and sits down. A real bitch goes to the club with you and say lets show these simple bitches how we do it. A simple bitch hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. A real bitch pops up at your house, talkin bout

What 90' Rock Band Am I?
What 90s Rock Band Are You Like PanteraThe last great thrash band ever. You are aggressive and to the point and you let nothing get in your way. RIP DIMEBAG DARRELLTake The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com

Social Skills
My son has recently been diagnosed as having Asberger's Syndrome. It's a type of functional autism that primarily manifests in a lack of social skills. Which got me to thinking - social skills have always rather baffled me myself. They really don't make sense for the most part, and I've been a card-carrying nerd of practicality most of my life. My Mom still has a photo of me in High School with my slide rule and calculator on my belt, wearing rainbow suspenders to keep my pants up - and with a pocket protector. And I wondered why people cared enough to laugh. Clueless. All this comes back to mind because a new friend, in Yahoo chat, was nice enough to give me feedback on how we were conversing. They pointed out that my rapid response rate and instant babble response to each partial thought they said made it appear as if I weren't really reading and "listening". I was really grateful for the feedback. As usual with most social things, it made sense once properly presented.

Love Survey
More procrastinating! I rock! OK, maybe I just seriously need help... "Hello, my name is Tanya, and I am a Surveyaholic." Attack of the Pubescent "Love" questions . . . You must answer Every question TRUTHFULLY!!! 01] Is there someone who you like on CT Hm. Not really, not right now. O2] Have you ever given or been given roses? Yes. My first boyfriend used to buy me roses when we were in college. Usually he'd not eat a meal so he could buy me a flower. I used to get really pissed. My second boyfriend was also big on flowers. Last person to send me flowers was my dad. O3] What is your all-time favorite romance movie? While You Were Sleeping O4] How many times can you honestly say you've been in love? I don't know if I've ever really, truly been in love. But if I was, probably twice. O5] Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate? No. I think there are many possible decent mates out there. O6] Do you think that you should put your friends first? I do. I

New Set On Deviant Nation
Check out a photo from my newest set on Deviant Nation. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/leilahazlett/55064.jpg Because cool kids take shower's with their clothes on....or at least that was my summer camp experience. See the rest of it here: (sorry, I can't seem to get the image to show up right now and I'm not sure why. so if you want to see it please copy and paste the link!)

Still Tuesday 12th.. Home For The Night
HOME FOR THE NIGHT NOW CHERRY PEEPS/// CHECK OUT MY PICS CHECK OUT MY PROFILE CHECK OUT MY ART MY CATS AND THE CARS I WOULD LOV TO OWN.... COME CHAT IF U LIKE .... EVERYONE WILL BE ANSWERED.... TIMOTHY AND OH BY THE WAY HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO EVERYONE...

Busy, Busy Busy...
ok so lately ive had a shitload of things going on.. all the christmas shopping, decorating, wrapping [well, i still gotta do the wrapping part] the photoshoots i need to get done along with my letter of intent for college in jan. atleast ive got 1 photoshoot done tho [see folder] and all the rest of the regular goings ons around here.. and did i mention i HATE snow!!..maybe not so much the idea of snow persay..but i hate that its messy, and that you cant have snow without the freezing part of it GRRRRR im still frantically trying to get SUPERNOVA tickets from ebay..fuck, you will see me bawl like a baby if i dont go to that concert people, im so serious!! so if you know someone selling some for jan 24th at massey hall [in toronto, canada] ..HOOK A GIRL UP ALREADY! anyways, that about covers my blog recap..so until next time... oh, and comment biatch!!

What Is This Feeling?`
Riding this feeling like a way of life. looking so deep into the reason. Sad, True, Righteous. Love. Not sure what it is... Like I know it's my time and gonna make everything right. Death is not a dream. Almost like reality kicks in... What to think? I do not know. I'm so fucking clueless, is this a gift from god... or a curse. maybe insight. Almost a depression. But nonetheless a light . Kinda like being told when your gonna die. Sad, but making the most of time. counting every minute of it. Life is just a puzzle. But who holds the key? Like looking into the future and not helping but feeling anguish. "running rampant with free thought to free form in the free and clear" ....."what a skeletal wreck of a man this is....translucent flesh and feeble bones... the kind of temple where the whores and villains try to tempt the hollistic tones" -taylor. All-knowing, but clueless . makes me crazy. Don't try to make sense of it. just play along. Let me Love you like everybody should.

Memories
My mom told me there is a very good reason why God only blessed her with one daughter: she told me a sister/sister relationship serves as an exemplum of the most competitive relationship within the family. Blunty speaking, she says I was all the daughters she needed. She also mentioned that sisters, once they are grown, share the strongest of bonds. This symbolizes my friendship with Niya.B. Before I delve further, I must pay tribute to some of my most cherished friends, all of whom are pivotal in my life. These include Yvonne, Judy, Charles, Natalie and Liz and Jerome for the most part, and most recently Shai. I am sure I am forgetting some essential individuals, but blame it on a temporary memory lapse. AOP summer, Natalie was the best roommate ever, always smiling and respectful of my privacy. This came in handy when my grandmother died. She did not pressure me to express my feelings on the subject, nor did she ignore my pain. Moreover, Natalie is the one who first introduced me

"don't Lie" Survey
'cuz I can never ever stop answering questions... 1. Would you get back with your last ex if you could? Greg, you know I love you, but I think we are agreed that ain't NEVER gonna happen! :) 2. What color shirt are you wearing? Blue. 3. Would you kiss anyone on your friends list? Sure. 4. Do you have a 'thing' for someone on your friends list? Not at the moment. Guys I fall for keep ditching me. :P 5. How many people on your family list do you know in real life. Three. There's few more on my friends list. 6. How many kids do you want to have? Two 7. Do you have a good relationship with your parents? My relationship with my mom was complicated but loving. My relationship with my dad is fine as long as we stay away from religion, politics, or abortion, as he is a Republican Catholic and, cough, I'm not. 8. What name would you want besides the one you have? Sasha, Kate, Samantha 9. Would you ever make out with someone of the same sex? I have. :) So ye

Hello
Hello everyone! My name is Ann, and I'm in Milwaukee, WI. I'm new to Cherry and am looking forward to making new friends here and getting to know people. So far, it's a lot of fun. I've already made some new friends and I think that's awesome! If you want to get to know me, read the profile. If there's anything I left out that you want to know, send me a message. Well,just wanted to post my first blog here. Cheers!

Stovies
Stovies The French create the classic "Gratin Dauphinoise" by slicing potatoes thinly and cooking them slowly, which is the basis of the Scottish dish stovies. The name probably comes from the Scottish and north of England word for stewing. There are many variations on the versatile recipe for stovies but the basic ingredients are usually potato and onions and some form of meat with good fat content. The quantities below are sufficient for four people. Ingredients: 4 oz cold, diced lamb (two-thirds of a cup) 1½ lb potatoes, peeled and sliced. Some people use alternate thin and thicker slices - the thin ones then turn to mush. 1 (or two if you prefer) large onion, very thinly sliced. 1 level tablespoon good quality dripping (from meat or bacon). If dripping is not available, cooking oil will do (though not as good a flavour). Stock or water Salt and pepper, nutmeg or all-spice for seasoning Chopped parsley or chives Method: Melt the dripping in a large pan

Do Me, Ill Do You
here is what ya do if you : would hug me repost this would kiss me send me a shout would like to spend time with me send me a shout would do me message me repost this and see what peeps would do to you

Shepherd's Pie
Shepherd's Pie In a land where sheep were a main food supply, it is not surprising that mutton and lamb form the basis of many Scottish dishes. Here is the traditional "Shepherd's Pie" - the variant based on beef is usually called "Cottage Pie". Ingredients: Minced lamb - 450g (1 lb) Potatoes - 700g (1½ lb) Large onion Mushrooms - 50g (2 oz) Bay leaf 2 Carrots Plain flour - 25g (1 oz) Tomato puree - 1 tbsp Butter - 25g (1 oz) Milk - 4 tbsp Lamb or beef stock - 300ml (½ pint) Cheese - 50g (2 oz) Method: Dry fry the lamb with the chopped onion, bay leaf, sliced mushrooms and diced carrots for 8-10 minutes. Add the flour and stir for a minute. Slowly blend in the stock and tomato puree. Cook, stirring, until the mixture thickens and boils. Cover and simmer gently for 25 minutes. Remove the bayleaf and place in a 1.7 litre (3 pint) ovenproof serving dish. At the same time, cook the potatoes in boiling water for 20 minutes until tender. Drain well

Slip Away
If you dont love me just let me know and I will quietly slip away in the darkness of night without a sound. not a tear shall i shead. not a sound shall i make. not wanting you to feel bad for me. packing my things quickly as I can trying to leave before i make a sound. I dont want to beg. i dont want to cry. i want to walk away with my pride intact. if you dont love me just let me go. i wont bother you ever again not a call not a note not a word will you hear from me. i wont beg like all the others i wont get on my knees and ask why. just let me go without any sad story as to why just let me be. quietly packing not making a sound. praying the door doesnt make a sound as i open it to run in the nite. never looking back knowing if i do i will surely want to die.

Leek And Potato Soup
Leek and Potato Soup Here's a simple recipe for a tasty, hearty soup which is popular in Scotland. Ingredients: Six potatoes, diced 3 leeks, chopped 1¼ pints (750ml or 3 cups) chicken stock Salt and freshly ground black pepper to taste 1 ounce (25g or ¼ stick) buter or margarine 2 ounces (50g or half cup) grated cheddar cheese Method: Boil the potatoes and leeks in water for about 15 minutes until the potatoes start to disintegrate. Season to taste with salt and pepper. Work in the butter or margarine and serve with a sprinkling of grated cheese.

Burp!
hi everyone :) i got my endoscopia, and the result is gastritis but, i have part of stomach bleeding, and they took something for biopsy i have new appointment next monday so i'll know what i have to do next!

Shortbread
Shortbread This is a recipe for scottish shortbread and is from a growing collection of scottish recipes and is a typical tea time treat. It is the recipe for a firm but sweet biscuit. Shortbread Ingredients: 4oz butter 2oz caster sugar 6oz flour 2oz ground rice Method: Set oven to 350F. Cream the butter and sugar together in a bowl. Gradually(whilst stirring between) sift in the flour and the rice. Knead the mixture into a ball. On a floured surface roll out the dough into a round approx1/2 inch thick. Place on a plain baking sheet. Pinch the edges and prick the top of the mixture with a fork. Bake the mixture for approx 35-45 minutes until firm and a warm golden brown colour. While still warm(but NOT hot) cut into slices or triangles. Some would suggest that you then sprinkle with caster sugar but this is really sugar "overkill".

Who Are My Friends ?????
Was just wandering if I could get a vote or two from my friends. Since most of my friends don't read this it won't be a big deal when I deleat them. I am going to start moving friends to my family. If you don't make it there by the end of the week you are getting deleated. You ask....What do you mean ? I mean it would be nice to say " HI " once in a while. Thanks

Cranachan
Cranachan This is a very simple sweet (pudding) dish. Traditionally served over the festive period its light texture makes it an ideal dish to follow any heavy main meal. Cranachan Recipe Ingredients: 3 oz (half cup) pinhead or coarse oatmeal Half pint double cream 1 tablespoon Drambuie (optional) 6oz (one and a half cups) of fresh raspberries Method: Brown/Toast the oatmeal in a dry or very lightly oiled frying pan on a high heat until lightly brown. Whisk the cream into a soft consistency and mix in the oatmeal and Drambuie (alternatively, use a few drops vanilla essence or other flavouring of your choice). Mix in Raspberries and serve in tall glasses.

Cock-a-leeky Soup
Cock-a-Leeky Soup This is a very simple warming soup. Made from the staples of the scottish diet, all the ingredients should be easy to source. Cock-a-Leeky Soup Ingredients: 1 small chicken (2-3lbs) 1 Chopped Onion 6 Leeks, cut into inch long pieces 2oz long grain rice 1 Small Carrot (grated) 1 Teaspoon salt 3 Pints Water Salt & Pepper to taste 1 Tablespoon chopped parsley Method: Place the chicken, giblets and onion in a large saucepan. Add the water and bring to the boil. Cover and simmer for 1 & 1/2 hours until the chicken is tender. Remove from the heat and skim off any white scum. Take out the giblets and discard. Take out the chicken and strip the meat from the bones. Discard the bones Return the meat to the stock, then add the leeks, rice and grated carrot. Bring back to the boil, cover and simmer for a further 30 minutes. Season with salt and pepper to taste. Add the parsley before serving. Serves 4 - 6

Moving And Photos
moving and photos Ezra and I will be moving soon, if all goes according to plan. It will be a good thing because this place is way too small to meet our needs. It takes a lot of spce for photo shoots. Ezra and I are both Musicians and we need a place to jam. Once we are moved we will be moving full speed ahead with our website. What we so desperatly need is photographfers to film us together. We have filming us seperatly handled pretty well. But it is very hard for us to film each other, we've tried. We have a few people lined up that may help us in the fture, but we would appreciate any help we can get.

Scottish Vegetable Broth Soup
Scottish Vegetable Broth Soup Ingredients: 1 oz Butter 1 Medium Carrot (diced) 1 Large Onion 1 small white turnip 1 leek (chopped) 1 large celery stick (chopped) 1 & 1/2 pts vegetable or meat stock 1 level teaspoon barley (well washed) salt and pepper Chopped fresh parsley or chives Method: Melt the butter in the pan. Add all the vegetables. Cover with a lid and allow to sweat gently, ensuring the pan is shaken to coat the vegetables with butter. After about 5 minutes pour in stock. Then add the barley and bring to boil. Season as required, then reduce the heat and simmer for approx 1-1.5 hours until barley is completely soft. Serve with hot rolls or bread and garnish the soup with the parsley or chives.

Scotch Broth
Scotch Broth This is a traditional Scottish recipe for a hot soup or broth. This recipe has many variants and is often handed down from generation to generation. Whilst Mutton is the traditional ingredient (for stock purposes) for this soup, some form of boiling fowl (stewing fowl) or shin of beef may be used as a direct replacement. This should provide sufficient quantities for approximately seven people. Try to use fresh vegetables where available. Ingredients 1lb mutton or one-year-old neck of lamb 3 pints of water 1oz pearl barley and 2oz dried peas, soaked overnight A large carrot, a large onion, a small leek (all sliced according to taste-i.e. thick or thin), a small cubed turnip. 1 level tablespoon of chopped parsley (this is often used as a garnish) Method Trim any excess fat from the mutton and put in a large pot with the water, pearl barley, peas and seasoning. Bring to the boil and simmer for approximately one hour. Skim any excess fat from th

My Life: The Soundtrack
Your Life: The Soundtrack Opening credits: Undercover-Pete Yorn Waking up: In Time-Mark Collie Average day: One of Those Days-"Weird Al" Yankovic First date: Listen to Yiour Heart-Little River Band Falling in love: Nothing Else Matters-Metallica Love scene: Slow Chemical-Finger Eleven Fight scene: Ten Thousand Fists-Disturbed Breaking up: Broken-Seether Getting back together: Someday-Nickelback Secret love: Every Little Thing She Does-The Police Life's okay: Right Before Your Eyes-Hoobastank Mental breakdown: Somebody Else-Bleu Driving: Take Five-Dave Brubeck Learning a lesson: One Thing-Finger Eleven Deep thought: Touche-Godsmack Flashback: No Such Thing-John Mayer Partying: Sledge Hammer-Peter Gabriel Happy dance: Not Gonna Get Us-t.A.T.u Regreting: It's Been Awhile-Staind Long night alone: Leather-Tori Amos Death scene: Bother-Stone Sour Closing credits: I'm Still Here-John Reznik Take this survey | Find more surveys You've been totally Bzoink*d

What A Message!
To realize The value of a sister/brother Ask someone Who doesn't have one. To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple. To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam. To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn. To realize The value of one month: Ask a mother who has given birth to A premature baby. To realize The value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize The value of one minute: Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane. To realize The value of one-second: Ask a person Who has survived an accident. Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special. To realize the value of a friend or family member: LOSE ONE. The origin of this letter is unknown, But it brings good luck

Wannabes Make Me Sick
lookit one of my pix & you'll see a message/challenge to Miss Julianna, a so-called Holy person who speaketh with forked tongue! She has the gall to pass judgement on me, calling me a Hater, without even knowing me! Full of hypocrisy & in full blown denial, she claims that she 'knows' my character flaws without ever having entered into discussion with me about them. Her misconception is furthered evidenced by her ability to prevent me from replying to her assertations or by commenting on her false, hurtful & downright Rude remarks about me. Why, since I've never had any discourse with this woman, does she, herself, attack me with such hate? Without any further data in hand, one can only suppose that she herself has a hidden agenda & wishes to cause grief & pain for no apparent rhyme or reason but that onlu serves to provide more conviction to my belief that online forums only serve to bring out the worst in people by providing such anonimity to further their false superiority. Call m

About Me!!!!
Well what do ya'll want to know... I'm 17 years old. Have two younger brothers and my parents. I lived in Greeley all my life... And I hate it... My parents love me and my boyfriend also loves me...My boyfriend and I have been going out for almost four months...We have a lot in common... If ya'll want to know anything else just ask me....

News
My son Mike called me today he got to come home briefly to do some things, he told me they are doing 14 months of cemo.3 days this month, 5 days next month and 5 days the next and then from there gonna slow days down a bit. It did spread to the bones but they seem to be hope full after 14 months of cemo whatever is left will be removed through surgery.

Soaring
sometimes when Im with you I feel as tho im soaring above the clouds yet sometiimes when im with you i feel as if im free falling into a pit of darkness. will this roller coaster ride ever change? or will it always be soaring one minute then free falling the next. will this life ever be boring will it ever grow dull? will i always feel this way when i soar above the clouds will i always feel a lil afraid when im free falling into the pit of darkness.

Back Like A Vertabre
Yup I am back and now kicking more ass than usual...Damn tonsils and had hernia surgery aswell...Gee imagine that...I knew something was wrong when I was at midtown fitness(by the way the best club around) and I had felt a pop and a burn...wooooohaaaa.....

Dec 12th
Agou - Arroyo (Manga la mer) Haiti Constitution Day (or Russian Independence Day) Russia Día de Nuestra Senora de Guadalupe(Our Lady of Guadelupe) Mexico Independence Day Kenya Jamhuri and Uhuru Day Kenya Neutrality Day Turkmenistan Poinsettia Day United States of America Virgen de Guadalupe El Salvador Agou - Arroyo (Manga la mer) Voudon

Series One .....the Best Blog You Could Read Today
Your mum is so fat she uses a bed as a tampon Your mum is so old I slapped her back and her tits fell off Your mum's so fat she got baptized at sea world The difference between your mum and a cockerel is that a cockerel says cockadoodaldoo and she says anycockwilldo Your mum is so fat when she went bungee jumping there was a total eclipse of the sun Your mum is so fat that when she jumped off a cliff she got stuck in the air Your mum is so stupid when she was in court the judge said "Order In The Court" your mum said I'll have some fries and a coke please Your mum is so fat that she jumped into the ocean and the whales started singing we are family Your mum's so fat she passed by the TV and I missed the whole show Your mum's so fat that her flat has become a bungalow Your mum is so fat that when she took of her fishnet tights her bum looked like a waffle Your mum is so fat that when a bus ran into her she said, ;Wh

Could You All
PIck one person to like and stick with it ? I cannot keep up on all this CT Love. Whos marrying who etc? Geez..You think one CT spouse would be enuff!! But some have 2 or 4 or more....I need another spouse then huh? ::Looks at Jelly::

Please Help!!!
Hello everyone I posted this blog because I am asking friends and family and to people who aren't my friends to help me with my points. Just comment me and my pics If you haven't already. Thank you and have a wonderful day.

A Song.
(I'm in a werid mood today!) I left Keith a comment, but at the same time I created the BEST SONG ON EARTH! and I had to share it with the world! :breaks into song: "Me meee cheese cheese it make me happy le cheese cheese cheese makey me no poo poo but I love me le cheese cheese" The end. Awesome right? I know. -Fallon PS. Oh and if you can get past the amazing-ness of my song and care: I've been good. Working and being good, yeah. Woot. Oh and I finally send out xmas cards, Phew and I'm spent. Goodnight. PPS. I hate the way the "x" looks when it's capitalized, like so "X" Ugh! Just hate it!

Making Love, Out Of Nothing At All ( Is This Truly Happening To Me )
I know just how to whisper And I know just how to cry I know just where to find the answers And I know just how to lie I know just how to fake it And I know just how to scheme I know just when to face the truth And then I know just when to dream And I know just where to touch you And I know just what to prove I know when to pull you closer And I know when to let you loose And I know the night is fading And I know the time's gonna fly And I'm never gonna tell you Everything I gotta tell you But I know I gotta give it a try And I know the roads to riches And I know the ways to fame I know all the rules And I know how to break em And I always know the name of the game But I don't know how to leave you And I'll never let you fall And I don't know how you do it Making love out of nothing at all Out of nothing at all Out of nothing at all Out of nothing at all Out of nothing at all Out of nothing at all (Making love) out of nothing at all Every

Let's All Sing A Little Christmas Carol
O COME ALL YE PERVERTS O come all ye perverts Come and have an orgy O come ye, o cum ye In brothels galore Come and get plastered And let's find some ho-girls O come let us enjoy them O come let us enjoy them O come let us enjoy them In brothels galore

Awesome Night!!
Wow was I ever blown away last night!! It was my first time ever seeing Rancid in concert and it fuckin' rocked!! It was at the Koolhaus in Toronto and the line-up moved pretty darned smoothly. The only things that concerned the security guards were the chains on my wallet, though they did check my bag there was nothing to concern them, hell I was even carrying a disposable camera. So after coat checks I waited in a line (if you could call it a line, more like a swarm of people in front of a small merch table...lol) anyhow when I got my chance I bought a Rancid picture disc (Time Won't Wait) for $10. After that it was time to go in before a local Toronto band started the show off. They played for about half an hour (LOL....they even sang one song from Gogol Bordello). Next on the line-up was The Planet Smashers. A really awesome ska band and got us into the mood by singing an Operation Ivy song. They were on stage for about 45 minutes. Then the time came for Rancid t

Stressed Santa
When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys >as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. > >Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. > >When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth >and two had jumped the fence and were out Heaven knows where. More stress. > >Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the >ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider >and a shot of rum. > >When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there >was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into >hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice >had eaten the stra

Texas Flood
Texas Flood Yeah so our backroom flooded saturday. I did not find out about it til I got home late saturday night, (really early sunday morning). By then half of the carpet in the backroom was soaked up as well. I stayed up all night soaking it up with towels, throwing them in the dryer and doing it all over again. The water seemed to just keep coming. The appartment that we are in is at the end of the drainage line and there are at least three other apartments hooked up to the same line. So when the plumbing is stopped up, it all backes up into our place. *EWWW GROSSSS!!!* So I stayed up till nine a.m. and called the appartment office and left them a message telling them the problem. Of course they are closed on sunday, so I left a message on the pager. Anyway they called me back later that day and a plumber came and fixed the problem by about 6:00 p.m. By then the entire carpet was soaked again. Well, Ezra and I got the mess all cleaned up again. Even using a

Lost Without Your Love ( By Bread)
Lost and all alone I always thought that I Could make it on my own Since you left, I hardly Make it through the day My tears get in the way And I need you back to stay I wander through the night And search the world to find The words to make it right All I want is just The way it used to be With you here close to me I've got to make you see That I'm lost without your love Life without you isn't Worth the trouble of I'm as helpless as a Ship without a wheel A touch without a feel I can't believe it's real And someday soon, I'll wake And find my heart Won't have to break Yes, I'm lost without your love Life without you isn't Worth the trouble of All I want is just The way it used to be I need you here with me Oh, darling, can't you see If we had love before We can have it back once more

Hallelujah
She touched me seduced the deepest part raised to the heights placed passion, a la cart. Humming sweetly laid out as a buffet increased the volume in a most powerful way. Notes, ever more clear well placed on the scale. No longer background that band just sailed. Oh my, did she sing loudly but crystal clear leading that band to places far and near. Shamelessly, her song burst all out in a sizzle. Volcanic words erupting far beyond a drizzle. Jazz, rock, rhythm n' blues soul stirring powerful sound caressing me to heaven no longer a world around. Exploding passions crescendo came with a bong Oh my goodness, hallelujah, "She Sung Me A Love Song."

Funeral
So yeah, I went to my frist furneral today for my Great Grandma. Of course im the emotional one, so i cried the whole way there and when i go there i broke down. Oh the better part, some of you that know me, I have a heart problem...well that acted up...so right in the middle...who passes out... *raises hand* me. So yeah. That was one of the worst days of my life. And to top it off. Something is going wrong with someone i love and I dont know what to say or how to say it, but there is just something that is bugging me sooooooo bad but i cant tell. *sigh* Gah why me. =(

First Christmas Story Of The Season
: FIRST CHRISTMAS STORY OF THE SEASON First Christmas story of the season! A Christmas Story 'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...The

Quote To Live By
Life is to short, grudges are a waste of perfect happiness. Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. Love deeply and forgive quickly, take chances, give everything and have no regrets. Life is to short to be unhappy, you have to take the good with the bad, smile when your sad, love what you got and always remember what you had. Always forgive, never forget, learn from your mistakes, but never regret. People change and things go wrong, but always remember LIFE ROLLS ON.

Tribute To The Girls
This is my tribute to the girls who are overlooked. This is for the girls who don't play mind games. Who provide a comforting hug and supportive audience for a story they have heard a thousand times. This is for the girls who understand they aren't perfect, and the guys they are interested in aren't either. This is a homage to the girls who laugh and do it often. Who are comfortable in skirts or in sweats, Who care more than they should for guys who don't deserve their attention. This is for the girls who have been in the trenches. Who have watched other girls time and time again fake up and make up. This is for the girls who have been there from the beginning. That have heard advice like "there are plenty of fish in the sea," and "time heals all wounds"{because it doesn't} This is for the girls who have sought a night out with friends, and been greeted by a night of cat calls, explicit invitations, and drunken insanity they'd rather have not expierenced

Worried... About Someone New
My poor Sean. He's not at work today and it's from having to have pressure relieved in his head. According to his aunt it's from when he played hockey a few years ago and hit his head a lot. It had been okay but the motorcycle accident he had a while back initiated some sort of hemmoraging in his brain and he basically had an anurism. He's alright as far as she can tell, but it has me worried now. I care about him for some God-forsaken reason. I don't think he knows that though... maybe I'll work up the balls to tell him one day. I'll be glad to see him back at work. My poor lot tech. I never realized how boring this place is without him here. My only complaint with that boy is that I want more from him... a relationship...

Naughty Application
naughty application Body: 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will u have sex with a stranger for me?(with pics) 26. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? See who will fill this out and resend it....I will

This Is A First
Months and Months Departure poured from my mouth Aspirations of Demise "Why am I here?" "Shoot me!" "You don't care" She threatened me with the "white coats" She wanted me in my own I never knew the pain I caused Untill I saw her cry I didn't think she loved me that's why I wanted to die

Seniors Christmas
* ’Twas the night before Christmas at Rock-Away Rest, And all of us seniors were looking our best. Our glasses, how sparkly, our wrinkles, how merry; Our punch bowl held prune juice plus three drops of sherry.* *A bed sock was taped to each walker; in hope* *That Santa would bring us soft candy and soap.* *We surely were lucky to be there with friends,* *Secure in this residence and in our Depends.* *Our grandkids had sent us some Christmassy crafts,* *Like angels in snowsuits and penguins on rafts.* *The dental assistant had borrowed our teeth,* *And from them she'd crafted a holiday wreath.* *The bedpans, so shiny, all stood in a row,* *Reflecting our candle**’**s magnificent glow.* *Our supper so festive -- the joy wouldn't stop --* *Was creamy warm oatmeal with sprinkles on top.* *Our salad was Jell-O, so jiggly and great,* *Then puree of fruitcake was spooned on each plate.* *The social director then had us play games,

Thinking Outside The Box
Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." "Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears." "How much do you charge?" "Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor." "I'll sleep on it," said Bubba. Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist. "Well Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful-lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!" "Is that so? And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?" "He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now.

Love Your Enemies
You Have Heard That It Was Said, "Love You Friends, Hate Your Enemies". But Now I Tell You: Love Your Enemies And Pray For Those Who Persecute You, So Thhat You May Become The Sons Of Your Father In Heaven. MATTHEW 5:43-45

Facing The Past
The tears blurred my vision as I tried to hide Hide from the past that I hated so much Hide from the man that had caused this pain Hide from anyones everyones touch Sobs of sorrow escaped my throat Trying to run I just stumbled instead Thinking of the man I had thought I loved Thinking of the times he forced me to bed All the times I had needed to talk He hadn't cared shrugging me away And all the times I had wanted to leave He grabbed my arm and forced me to stay Every time after being with him I spent the night crying in bed Thinking of the man I thought I loved And thinking of the terrible life I lead The cheating he had done behind my back I dont know why I chose to forgive Those eight different girls he took to bed Looking back how can I possibly live The child in me started to grow When he found out he was quite upset He made an appointment forced me to go killing the child I had never met The hurt the pain the sorrow The little girl I

West Virginia Home Security System
Cute and cheap, and do not need a man to install. WEST VIRGINIA HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and your National Rifle Association magazines. 3. Put a few giant-sized dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: "Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Bobby Joe, I went for more ammunition. Back in about an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyways, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait in your truck till I get back."

When You Love Someone
When you love someoen you stick by their side through thick and thin. when they have a bad day you stand by them and support them all you can. when they have good days youlaught with them. on the days they are sad you try your best to help them laugh through the tears. when they hurt you hurt and all you want to do is take their pain away even if that means bringing that pain onto yourself. when they are sick you stand by them . you take care fo them hold their hands when they are to weak to carry on. when you love someone the sound of their gentle breathing while they sleep tends to bring a smile to your lips that touches your heart. when you love some sometimes the simplest things like watching them sleep peacefully brings you the greatest joy. when you love someone you want there to be a sparkle in their eyes and a smile on their lips. if you love someone like this let them know howmuch they mean to you. have a very blessed day.

My Horoscope Today - Very Good
Maybe this fits for you today too. . Throw out anything that doesn't fit and hasn't in a while, whether it's clothes, relationships or ideas. How can you introduce anything new and energizing if your head and personal space are clogged with the past?

Feeling Sick.......
I've been sitting here today trying to problem solve my life still and to no avail. Seems no matter what i do i keep running into brick walls and there is no one who can or will give me the answers i need to make things work. This blog is a warning to all women and men to check out their surgeons before you let them touch you. Ive been through hell the past 6 mos and god knows how much longer. First, out of sick time...now out of a job, then the car dies, next will be electric off, cable, then eviction. All because a surgeon would not listen to me post op that something hurt. And 3 mos later it was an even bigger problem requiring yet another surgery. Now i find out he has been sued before. But my lawyers are not forthcoming with any money to help me either. The processes take time. We are all one step away from disaster. Please, please if someone tells you you need to have surgery get a 2nd opinion, if you hurt and they wont listen, make them listen. Dont end up in this

Search
My search is finally over Now that I've found you I won't have to make another wish Upon another star Now I know that dreams do come true And there's really a happy ending I no longer need to wait for prince charming Or kiss another frog Now I can smile Without haveing to hide a thing I open my heart to you Knowing that you're the one That Ive been searching for All my life Haveing a real reason to live another day I don't have to ask where you are Now that I have you My search has come to an end After all this time You're the one I was looking for

How Will You Die
Jocelyn Wood-Rothanburg Location of Death: Chaska, MN Date of Death: 12/12/2030 1:04:42 PM Last Person Called: Randy Last Number Dialed: (952) 658-007* Autoposy Performed: Yes Date of Autoposy: 12/12/2030 1:04:42 PM Cause of Death: Carbon Minoxide Poisoning See your own death. Or Try this Awsome Game

I Wonder...
Jennelle Location of Death: Sterling, VA Date of Death: 12/12/2038 1:05:15 PM Last Person Called: Raymon Last Number Dialed: (815) 213-584* Autoposy Performed: Yes Date of Autoposy: 12/12/2038 5:05:15 PM Cause of Death: Heart Attack See your own death. Or Try this Awsome Game

Free Fast Food Trick
ok this is a little plan me and my friends thought up of... and it worked. This is how we didnt it. Steps get 3 people in a car and go to a fast food place. Drop one person off behind the building. Order Food Go get food and pay (its more like buy one get one free) When they hand out the food get the person you droped off to run by and grab the food. Get the passenger to run out and get him. Start argueing to the person and say you want your food. Have the passenger come back and say he lost him. They will give you new food then. Say thanx you. Drive away and get the guy. Now you have two packeges of food. EAT. Its almost fool proof.

Tuesday 12th, 2006
HAVE TO GO TO WORK FOR AN HOUR WILL BRB .... THANKS TOO EVERYONE WHO BECAME MY FRIEND TODAY ... HAVE HAD A GREAT TIME ... THANKS AGAIN AND CHECK OUT PHOTOS JUST POSTED SOME NEW ONES. WILL BE BACK AROUN 5 PM MY TIME AND IT 3 NOW.... LATER CT PEEPS ,,,KEEP IN TOUCH... TIMOTHY

What Kind Of Driver Are Ya
Your Driving Is is: 71% Male, 29% Female According to studies, you generally drive like a typical male. You're confident in your driving skills, and hardly any situation gets the better of you. And while you may have a few tickets under your belt, you're still a very good driver. Do You Drive Like a Guy or a Girl?

Wtf?
UMmmmmm I NEED HELP!!!????? Does anyone kno how to change what your blast says? This is my 3rd blast but it DOES NOT say what I thought I typed all the way through???? All I could find was a delete button...so if I do that then my blst will be deleted and I paid for it for nuthing??

The Shocker!
Usually the shocker begins with 3 fingers and a willing lady, but today the shocker for me is all of you. I signed uo this account mere days ago. I signed in today to find hoardes of comments, popped cherries, and friend requests. I love you all. You kick ass. When in a not safe for work zone- come see me on brokendollz.com. And if you want to sign up, make sure you do it through my profile banner on the site...whoo! -fedora

In Case I Wasn't Clear The First Time!!
OK HERE IT IS! NO MORE MR. FUCKIN NICE GUY. IN CASE YOU CHILDREN DIDNT UNDERSTAND ME THE FIRST TIME(YES I SAID CHILDREN CAUSE THATS HOW YOU ACT). YOU NEED TO REMOVE MYSELF FROM YOUR MEMORY OR SOMETHING. I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. AND CREATING NEW ACCOUNTS TO COME DO WHATEVER ON MY PAGE AND THINK I WONT RECOGNIZE AN OLD SCREEN NAME IS GETTING PRETTY FUCKING OLD. SO JUST BE ON WITH YOURSELF AND LEAVE ME AND MY G/F ALONE. WE ARE HAPPY TOGETHER. DONT FUCK UP WHAT I HAVE BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE WHAT YOU WANT. SELFISH FUCKING BITCHES. THANKS, MANAGEMENT

Interruption Of Thought
Candy explosion of colors in my head Right wrong who knows anymore But I'm so much happier than before You can put your John Hancock on that emotion so Claim your right stake that claim and you'd be right No blundering fool no mindless idiot present in my life because of you A higher state of being an elated state of mind Fuzzy and warm you're inside my mind Now that you're here you can't leave Blockades of penguins stormy waters Walls too high and roots too deep Thinking of you even in sleep Dreaming of my dreams dreaming dreams Hit you in the face love by force Inexpressable joy floods my veins Laughing so hard friends close at hand Pass it around don't hold on Laughing and loving crying not dying As my feverish mind strains Remembering you Concentration on anything is nonexistant Disjointed yet interconnected My mind is chaos You

School
So the semester is finally over with. I couldn't be more thrilled. I am finally going to have time for my friends and family. I miss those people. It's kind of scary though knowing that after this semester I only have one more left before I student teach and then graduate. Am I really ready to be an adult?

The Notebook
So many of my close, long- time friends have asked me in the last severaql months if I had seen the movie, "The Notebook". I would reply, "No, why" and they would all say the same thing. They would say that my personality was that of the lead male character. Naturally I had assumed it was all just to flatter me. Well, today, I was fortunate enough to be able to veiw this remarkable film. So many of you have been so right . I am exactly like the main character. Even the concept of the movie is everything I believe in and have been saying for months. That love doesn't come from a wallet. Money is insequential when love is involved. The idea that love given should be lasting is not as old fashoined or as far fetched as many may think. Why do so many people put stipulations or conditions on their love? Why is it so difficult for so many people to accept true love when it is given to them? It's like everyone lives in fear to open up and give or recieve love. Sure people get bur

For Our Troops!
Prayer Request: When you receive this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our troops around the world. "Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen." There is nothing attached.... .. Just send this to people in your address book. Do not let it stop with you, please.... Of all the gifts you could give a Marine, US Soldier, Sailor, Airman, & others deployed in harm's way, Prayer is the very best one GOD BLESS YOU FOR PASSING IT ON!

Thoughts
Why does life seem so cruel at times? Doe sit enjoy playing cruel games with emotions and hearts? The one true gift in this world is to love and be loved unconditionally. That is the meaning of life. Why is it so difficult for so many to accept? Why must true and tried relationships end over the most minor of situations? Why does life throw these emotions of blissfullness at you, only to rip them away? Why doe sit allow you to try so very hard and succeed so very far only to end in failure? I am a good person and I give all of my heart fully. Does that mean that I am always to be hurt by doing so? When I say I love someone, I am fully prepared to love that person and only that person for the rest of my life. Unconditionally. That means no matter what. I accept all that they are and were. I overlook little nuisances and forgive the major ones. Isn't that the meaning of true love? Isn't that how love is supposed to be? Not controlling but accepting. Questions will arise , yes. That do

Record Labels And Anti-piracy Laws
So I was searching through the numerous music video code sites that are out there, and I realized that there are alot of record labels trying to stop certain bands' music videos from being posted. Wind Up records (label for Evanescence) is one of these record labels, fighting the ability for people to freely watch their clients' videos and listen to their clients' music on the internet. So many companies are creating new laws to aid them in their battle against piracy, and inhibiting our so called freedom in this country. I ask, what is so wrong about wanting to hear a song or two from a band, to see if you want to buy their album, or wanting to show a friend a music video that you thought was cool. Also, what's wrong with wanting a song or a music video to play on your blog or Myspace? Isn't that like supporting the band? Isn't that showing your appreciation for the band, to have anyone who views your page know that you like that band, and want to get others to listen to the

Name The Next Song **contest**
Ok everyone as many of you may have seen the Mumm I posted about the **Contest** for naming the next song. Here is your chance again, this contest will end Jan. 1st 2007, so get your names in by posting a comment on this blog entry. Keep in mind that the style of the music is Industrial / Goth music which is really hardcore trance or techno music for those who haven't heard Industrial or Goth music before. Also keep in mind that this contest is going on, on 2 other profiles of mine besides this one on CT. No rules to the contest :D What does the winner get if they are choosen with the new name for the song? They will get full credit in the paper incert on the album under credits. Plus a free cd of the album once the album is published in March 2007 :) from cdbaby.com Good Luck to all that enter and play the contest! Sincerely, DJ dLancerb aka Dave

My Everything
It's something you don't find every day Something new fun and pleasing Butterflies great big smiles and sighs A common occurence for me these days Loving you has been so wonderful Knowing you has made me better And thinking of you makes me smile You make me so very happy And for that I thank you For being my friend As well as my lover For your time and patience For all the reasons that matter I love you

Heading Out Of Town!
I wanted to tell everyone what a pleasure it has been to meet so many nice people and also so many hot women (you all know who you are)! I am heading to las Cruces NM for a few days and look forward to getting back in touch with all you sweet, sexy, horn dogs out there upon my return! later-

Recipe For Madness
Caress my heart Before you rip it out Nurse my addiction Ease my pain Life teeters Sways in your breeze Fall to my knees Taste the rain Death beckons Stares silently Seductive eyes Penetrate my brain Love is a cycle Pick me up Let me fall No longer sane

Butcher, Baker Or Candlestick Maker
Rub a dub dub... Three Men in a tub... If you were to choose a type of person to marry one day, which of these three would you choose; and, why??? - Get Your Own LOL... Someone sent me an IM quickly pointing out that they aren't into men, just women. However.... who isn't to say that the butcher, baker, or candlestick maker couldn't happen to be a woman as well in this day and age!!! LOL.... Muah!

Read Me!!!!
http://www.ninjatactics.net/radio_juggalo_music_icp.html CHECK THIS SHIT OUT! FOR ALL THE JUGGALOS AND LETTS OUT THERE> THIS SHIT IS FOR YOU!!! IF YOU DONT ALREADY KNOW ABOUT IT!! MUCH CLOWN LOVE! CHRISTINE! A.K.A Steve-O (Rain)

Untitled
I'm trying to find the reason, Why this world's so cold. The mask I throw on daily, Is beginning to grow old. I've hid my face for far too long, I fear it might be lost. I want to end the sadness, No matter what the cost. I'm hanging by a single thread, Should I cut the strand? Would my pain finally end, If my death came from my hands? Would it be a help at all, Or counted as a loss? My head spins til it comes undone, My brain's forever tossed. So I crawl back in my hole, Never more to roam. Waiting for someone to love, To come and take me home.

Is Love Complicated?
Love is complicated... Why are so many people afraid to just let go? To live? To love? Love is not as complicated as we would like to make it. Is it that hard to trust anyone in this cynical world? It frustrates me that decent people have to suffer due the stupidity of a select few. No one's perfect..including myself. However, I know of my mistakes. I allow them to eat away at me daily like a cancer. I judge myself for these mistakes far worse than anyone else ever could dream. I examine every move I have made in my life ritually. It teaches me where I have come from. It helps me see more clearly where I want to be. I've gone through a very bad bit of depression over the last 4 months. Almost daily thoughts of suicide ran through my head. I still have depression. Now, however, I realize that the person causing me this pain wasn't her. It was myself. I was trying desperately to grasp at things that were not there. Trying to control what was out of my hands. I also realized that

Had Trouble Posting This For Awhile. Anyhow, Miscellaneous
Well, it is typical that someone like me who came here by various steps from LiveJournal (and there from KeenSpot) - my account on LiveJournal, a blogging site first, social-networking site second, was set up on December 31, 2001 while I was in the middle of a New Years' Eve get-together with some people from CalvinChat (IRCish but not using IRC software)... (I really need to write that far less confuzzlingly) It's typical that my first thought in some situations is "I should blog that". Write in my journal. People do mean different things by this, as has been said so often as not to need further explanation; I do this both to explain the subject I'm writing about better to myself, and to explain it to several people at once, rather than talk about it to them individually one by one and say the same thing to each in messengers, shouts, e-mails- it's more efficient to give all of them access to a blog in which I say that same thing once. And I am, above all, a lazy bugger- I ha

Aftermath
I sit in darkness, Missing you, Wanting you. I'm haunted by your face. The softness of your kiss, Still remains on my lips. The falsehood of our love, A knife in my heart. The falling away, A knife in my back. The blood from these wounds, Flowing as tears from my eyes. The memory of you, And the thought of loss, Brings unending pain to my soul. So I turn my back to you, To dwell in the shadows, And bleed my sorrow away.

Twisted Fate
Can this love Be strong enough To abolish hate? And the fire That burns inside Will your touch sedate? And when I see you standing there Perfect face, perfect hair I love you more, become aware To be with you is fate But now I see As it goes You've fallen away The pain is building Longing grows Why won't you stay? I know I'm nothing, I'm not gifted I lie in wait, my hurt not lifted And my whole self, on you I've shifted But you push me away

Hehe
> > Pass This Lick To All Those You Wish To Taste….If You Get 1 Back Your Lickable……..If You Get 3 Back Your A Tasty Treat……..If You Get 10 Or More Back....Your F***** LickTastic!!! Have A Kick Ass Day :o)! Now Ya'll know that I would send U all back one of these sooooo consider urself offically " LICKED ALL OVER TO THE FULLEST." Which means that 'UR ALL LICKTASTIC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Watching And Wondering
Watching and Wondering The world passes by watching waiting wondering why does it feel like im not here friends joke laughing i know i should i sit there my mind wandering from me i smile wondering if they see through me see my false smiles fake laughter shattered dreams questiong if they hear my thoughts see my fears my sadness my doubts my anger heartache wondering if i feel anything i watch through my eyes as if they arent my own by T.L. Ford

Dream State Love
One look in your eyes, My whole world crumbles. Fall to my knees and I beg. Pray to an unknown god, Some higher force, That can place you in my arms. Sit in wait, Cannot make my move. Fear the sadistic games, The puppetmaster always plays. I chemically induce sleep, Just to hold you. Want to dream forever, Never let you go. How can it be? You're closest to me, When I'm farthest away. But standing beside me, We're lightyears apart. I just want to feel, How I feel in my dreams. Holding you close, With nothing between.

Long Sex Quiz
Do you like it rough or sensual? ~I like a passionate combination. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? ~I'd say both How often do you like to have sex? ~Depends on what kind of week I'm having but strangely about twice a week. Is sex a top priority for you? ~Not really...I like it but my past has pushed sex to the back burner Do you have sex face to face with your partner? ~Thats the best way How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger? ~I've done that once and never again...its not fun when you start to sober up. How do you feel about one night stands? ~I personally think its pointless. I'd rather take care of myself than go through that emotional drama How many one night stands have you had? ~Just one What's your favorite position? ~Missionary and a sitting/missionary. Where's your favorite place to have sex? ~In the bed...I totally like to comfortable when I'm havin

Time
Time is a curious thing I never stops no matter what Like life it just continues moving forever onward never stopping I sit and wonder what would happen if just once time stopped moving And all the world just took a moment to reflect on all they've done Time what a curious thing Never breaking for an instant If only time were infinite for me oh what I could do then But would I want to? Yes time is a curious thing

Too Sick
ok so it goes a lil like this im sick - i feel like shit and the one person i need to talk to to make me feel better i cant find wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh apologise to u guys i wont be on much in the next 24hrs - but will accept ur friendship requests asap now im off to bed (again lol) have a lovely evening/day much love and happiness Louise xoxoxo ps......... i so appreciate ur comments and ratings i know i am goin to be hell behind so im so sorry but i will return the luv as soon as possible :-) later ppl......peace xo

Donnie Darko
is there anybody that knows the name of the song and who sings it when donnie darko is walking down the stairs after he has sex with his girlfriend? its really pissing me off that i cant find it!! please help. with a cherry on top?! thank you! kisses~xoxoxoxo~

Packing
Well i did it. I'm moving out of here. Can't stand his bullshit anymore. His mom went off on him too yesterday. And she dont' feel sorry for him at all. Told him that we could be friends and thats all we'll ever be. He was like so if i asked you back out right now i said it would be no. So i stayed at the house myself last night. Well his friend stopped by to keep me company. He wanted to spend the night but you know he has a girlfriend and im not doing nothing with someone who has someone. It's been done to me i'm not doing it to someone else. I told him that i would date him and he was like thats cool. But i still don't know if i want to start dating again. I'm thinking of taking a break from it all. Well got to get back to work. Peace. -Amanda

Sometimes I Hate Being Female.
I am well aware that it is my own mental shortcomings that have gotten me into this situation but I prefer to blame it upon my two X chromosomes. I swear if I had been lucky enough to have been born a man my life would be so much simpler. Now, don't get me wrong. I understand that being XY has its own challenges. There is the facial hair thing, constant need to fart, higher insurance rates, prostate issues and, most daunting of all, dealing with women. I must say, I've met a lot of women and I realize that most of us are freaking nuts. The one ability that men have (other than falling asleep after sex) that I truly envy is the ease in which they can sleep with someone and not develop feelings for them. That is the crux of my problem. This is an indifference that I have not yet mastered. In fact, I believe it will never be a part of my skill set. For me this really sucks. My last relationship was a nightmare (see my first blog) and am very reluctant to enter

World's Oldest Woman Passes On
YAHOO NEWS!!! MEMPHIS, Tenn. - Elizabeth "Lizzie" Bolden, recognized as the world's oldest person, died Monday in a nursing home, the home's administrator said. She was 116. Bolden was born Aug. 15, 1890, according to the Gerontology Research Group, a Los Angeles organization that tracks the ages of the world's oldest people. Guinness World Records recognized Bolden as the oldest person in the world in August after the death of Maria Esther de Capovilla of Ecuador, who also was 116. Bolden died at the Mid-South Health and Rehabilitation Center, a nursing home where she had been living for several years, said the center's administrator, Charlotte Pierce. Bolden suffered a stroke in 2004, and her family said she spoke little after that and slept much of the time. Emiliano Mercado del Toro, 115, of Puerto Rico is now expected assume the title of world's oldest person, said Robert Young, a Guinness researcher. The Gerontology Research Group lists Toro's date of birth as Aug. 21, 1891.

Abortion Is Homicide
It's too little too late to fuss You played a game based on pure lust You gave up your life when you saw two pink lines on the stick of fate Now what? Don't kill it The regret might kill you You will end up missing the baby you never knew Don't try to keep your image swallow your pride In my book Abortion is always Homicide

Why We Love December 12th
Todays is the day I met the man I knew I could know true love with today is the day that man proved we could love with a ring... today is the day good things happen!! Oh yeah.. and I am already aware I ama true and complete geek...

Blood And Sin
living nitemare on the eve of the end always beware crimson death coming back again i think you see me as i draw blood within always deceiving return to where the nitemare begins living again brought to life with blood and sin the eyes of shame revolution again and again black light shines down burning the skin of us all feeling around in the night when the darkness calls

Marq's Contest
My Friend MarQ Is Going To Be Holding A "Sexiest Female Cherry Contest"..There Will Be Room For 20-25 Contestants. This Contest Will Run From Thursday Night To Tuesday Night. The Rules Will Be Posted On His Page Sometime Wednesday. This Contest Goes By Most Comments. Prizes Will Be: 1st: 10,000 Cherry Bucks Spent Anyway You Would Like Plus A Graphic Winner Pic. 2nd: 5,000 Cherry Bucks Spent Anyway You Would Like. Here Is The Link To MarQ's Profile..If You Would Like To Enter Send Him A Message In His Inbox With A Link To The Photo. Thanks Everyone..This Is Going To Be A Friendly Contest So Have Fun!!! Music Video:SMACK THAT (FT. EMINEM) (by Akon)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone

Free -powerman 5000
Let's go! Everybody needs to start their own fire Everybody needs a riot of their own Everybody needs to be something that they are not Everybody needs to go it alone Because! Living so free is a tragedy When you can't be what you want to be Living so free is a tragedy When you can't see what you need to see Okay! All the time spent hanging on to anything All the time spent knowing that they're wrong All the time wasted, stolen back, innocent You won't get a second more so move it along Because! Living so free is a tragedy When you can't be what you want to be Living so free is a tragedy When you can't see what you need to see Living so free is a tragedy When you can't be what you want to be Living so free is a tragedy When you can't see what you need to see Wishing and hoping and thinking it's you That's got this all under control Never a minute has passed you all by When they haven’t invaded your soul It’s not something you can hold It’s not s

Spanking
What kind of spanking is perfect for you? Belt: You are by far the naughtiest boy/girl Ive ever dealt with. The only thing which can possibly help you is a long session with Daddys belt. You'll be totally naked for this punishment, so strip those clothes off and bend over because you're in for quite a punishment. You're bottom will certainly be beat red and bruised by the time Daddy finishes, but don't say you didn't deserve it.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

I'm Done-korn
We are the pain We are the shame We've gone insane Inside where no ones around I am to blame, for everything I like this game, that you all make me play I'm done being there for others They have their pain and so do I Don't need to feel it all over I try to hold on and you bring me down We are estranged We are deranged I can't explain How you all break me apart I am to blame, for everything I like this game, that you all make me play I'm done being there for others They have their pain and so do I Don't need to feel it all over I try to hold on and you bring me down We wait, we hate We try to get away Mistake my pain It has been lead astray I'm Looking around, I drop to the ground Why does it have to end this way Feeling numb, so long Oh God it's just everyday It's everything Now I pray for all of them to go away! I'm done being there for others They have their pain and so do I Don't need to feel it all over I try to hold on and you b

Sensual Pleasures
Candy Covered Kisses Coated with candy covered kisses Perfect pink puckers fancies Sweet nectar of love A gift presented to a dove Worn with honor on the face Sensual lips wrap around Moisten and wet to surround Motion thrust, forward and back Releasing salty taffy tastes Confections sweet as Bazooka Sated thirsts of carnal need Intention of service and pleasure Guttural moans, primal grunts heard Continual momentum until a final thrust Burst and eruption placed loving on the bust Moving quickly to mask the face Slipping out the tongue to sneak a little taste Eyes smile for the lips are occupied As the dance begins, gentle licks harden quick Quicker still is the beat continue kneeling at His feet Hips do grind and thrusts do jab Hitting the Epiglottis can make one gag Steady now, don’t you dare Nasal breathing slow and quick Help push past getting sick Fast, hard show until the release Once again to graced with jizz’med cheeks With eyes look up and see th

Dreamer- Ozzy
Gazing through the window at the world outside Wondering will mother earth survive Hoping that mankind will stop abusing her sometime After all there's only just the two of us And here we are still fighting for our lives Watching all of history repeat itself Time after time I'm just a dreamer I dream my life away I'm just a dreamer Who dreams of better days I watch the sun go down like everyone of us I'm hoping that the dawn will bring a sign A better place for those Who will come after us ... This time I'm just a dreamer I dream my life away oh yeah I'm just a dreamer Who dreams of better days Your higher power may be God or Jesus Christ It doesn't really matter much to me Without each others help there ain't no hope for us I'm living in a dream of fantasy Oh yeah, yeah, yeah If only we could all just find serenity It would be nice if we could live as one When will all this anger, hate and biggotry ... Be gone? I'm just a dreamer I dream my

Hi All
ok what I was thinking is if u guys left a comment everytime u came to peak at my pics i could level like crazzy and would be very apreciative so come on give it a try or im gunna name all the names i catch just commen to peek lol thanx muahhhh

Pictures And Poses
I haven't gotten all dressed up in a while - some of this is work, and not having two days off in a row any more, but I had plans to do something this Thursday, but I dunno. I told one of my old friends about my 'quest' to create the perfect illusion. She thought I looked hot, but needed help with makeup. She also offered to help, which is good, but I won't see her till Monday. That, and theres personal life semi-drama going on. Alis

Italian Boy's Confession
An old classic. . "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl". The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the girl you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?" "I cannot say." "Was it Teresa Volpe?" "I'll never tell." "Was it Nina Capelli?" "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her." "Was it Cathy Piriano?" "My lips are sealed." "Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?" "Please, Father, I cannot tell you." The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself." Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?" "4 months vacation and five good leads."

Pheobe
Hey guys, I entered my cat pheobe in a cutest pet contest. I would totally appreciate it if you guys could come help her win, The winner is the one with the most comments so please if you could stop by and comment bomb her. We are pretty much neck in neck with one other person and I really want my kitty to win. I always try and help others when I can so if any of you could help me I thank you in advance.

My Paper
For those who didnt read it...I got an A Here Is my Term Paper.....lemme know what ya think!! THIS IS MY HARD WORK! Technology has come a long way. Almost every home in America has a computer these days. Twenty years ago, children went to school. They made friends and played outside. Today, kids come home from school and turn on their computers. They chat with their friends via Instant Messages and Social Networking websites. When you expose your child to the internet, it opens the door to all kinds of things that can put them into danger. Social Networking websites like MySpace, Classmates and CherryTap are exposing our children to things they should not have to experience. â€œTwo out of every 3 people online in the United States now visit social networking sites,â€(Lamb) Social networking websites are a dime a dozen and more crop up each day. Some are larger and attract more people and others are smaller and cater to certain groups. Classmates.com was the very first social

Pondering
Well that test went well, no one noticed it was my birthday yesterday. To be honest ?I am not surprised and expected the result. Well ok i lied that no one said anything, only my best friend did, and she already knew when my birthday was LOL. perhaps thats an addition to the site they could have, the site notifies you when a friend or family birthday has arrived. We can all forget birthdays, so having a little reminder would help.

Do You Nog Your Eggnog?
LOL... Some dear soul sent me an egg nog gift. When thanking him for it, I asked him if he remembered to put the nog in it??? lol... Just my jovial spirit speaking out.... LOL... Hoping that you are having a fabulous day ... and week... and may all of you have the nog in your egg nog (if you so choose)!!!! Question is: Do you add "nog" spirits to your egg nog???

You've Got To Be Kidding Me!!
Damnit! I can never get ahead when it comes to this fucking car. I get home from school, which I was already kinda pissed in the first place due to the Financial Aid department sucking me dry and then not signing my Externship paperwork!(long story), to hear that my gram drove my car today and the rearview mirror fell off. Now mind you, my drivers side mirror is also missing, leaving me with ONE mirror. So we take it down to this glass place, the guy fixes my rearview but can't do anything for the side view because the piece that he needs to attach it to is gone. So that means I gotta spend damn near $200 for a whole new mirror console with the installation. What crap! I'm so pissed. However, he did put my mirror back on for free which was really nice, I guess he felt bad for me. So at least one good thing happened, but now I gotta be careful adjusting the damn thing hope it doesn't fall off again. And my car smells like glue-LoL. Oh well, I need a nap before work-all the fun of lif

Need Entries For Best Body Part Contest!! Only 3 Women And 2 Men So Far... Deadline Approaching!!! (expired)
HELLO EVERYONE!! I'm needing more entries for best body part contest... wanting 10 men and 10 ladies... can be any body part (and i know there are TONS of cherries out there with some amazing features!!) Just no NSFW photos, please!!! Send me a message with a link to a photo you'd like to use... no comment limit on your favorite when voting, and the more entries, the bigger and better the prizes babes!!! So, pass on the word!!! MUAH

So
So I got an A on my paper. Go me!! I know alot of you read this and never comment. Like the blog I did yesterday about Jacey. It nice if you let me know you read it. And if it touched your heart...it would be good to know...Imma leave it at that for now. Im in an irritated mood. This video about sums up my mood

How Many More...
How many more of our brave men & women will we lose before the great "Decider", decides to let them come home. I would rather have my friends and family home and safe than fighting some forsaken war on foreign soil...for people who'd sooner piss on our ashes than welcome us. We are not wanted there. Sure the whole government could collapse if we pull out today. However, the likelyhood of the government *ever* being stable enough there is slim. Hell, we could stay there 10 years and lose countless men and women...and still have the "new government" collapse when we finally leave. It will never be over. The middle east has been unstable for thousands of years, what makes the great "Decider" think he can make the difference? My heart goes out to each and every serviceperson and their families. I honor you and the burdens you bear. My hope is that you can soon come home and put those burdens down. May you come home whole and healthy.

Love And War
Love and War Battered, Wounded egos, scarred memories. The screaming comes to an end. The couple crawls to their seperate corners. Quiet and bitter, Still angry, To tired to continue. Quietly and silently she cries, reliving the thoughtless sensless words. Tired, Angry, He sees a tear stream down her face, the argument has little importance now. He wipes a tear from her cheek, she falls into his arms He brushes hair from her eyes she sleeps He kisses her forhead gently. by T.L Ford

Take A Quiz
Are you Naughty or nice Your Result: your Naughty! wild thing! You were born to be bad. Naughty by nature, you've tried everything at least once and aren't afraid to get your hands - or the rest of you - dirty when opportunity knocks. Whether that means plotting for advancement at work or toying with somebody's affections, you're willing to break the rules. As long as you're having a laugh and getting ahead, anything goes. And it is fun to defy convention every once in a while, but you're walking a bit of a tightrope. Every so often, try listening to that little angel on your shoulder who keeps saying "no!" - it's okay to be nice sometimes. In the meantime, keep being bad and enjoy yourself. Just don't throw caution entirely to the wind. Your Nice! all sugar, no spice! Are you Naughty or nice

Part Eight
It was late in the day when James finally awoke. Even though he was exhausted both physically and mentally he had lain awake for hours after leaving Cat in the bath. He tried to rationalize his new situation. He tried to be pragmatic and think of every possible result of this change. His ego had been through a great deal in the last 24 hours. Finally, when he had run through every argument he could think of, it came down to this: he wanted to stay. He loved Cat and nothing would change that.....and there was also the fact that no matter what his pride told him, last night had been the single greatest sexual experience of his life. He knew he would still have a hard time with Cat's new sexuality, but he also knew that her new sexuality had released him from being responsible for his own. He actually felt a little freer now. Which he realized was a bit odd seeing as he was now subject to Cat's every sexual whim. But, that was the truth of it. He was not responsible for his ow

Part Seven
As Cat's orgasm subsided, she looked up and realized she was sitting in her driveway. She wasn't sure how long she had been there, she had been so lost in the memory of her porno theater experience. A quick look in the back seat found James beginning to come around. Leaning over from the front seat Cat began rubbing her wet fingers all over his face, finally slapping him and saying "wake up bitch". James awoke with a start, disoriented and not sure where he was. He didn't remember getting in a car...The last thing he remembered was kneeling on the floor of some warehouse in front of his wife and her lover/master, while they berated him for being aroused by all that had happened. As the events came back into his mind he was hit with a huge wave of shame. Shame because he knew he had enjoyed it...Even the most disgusting parts. He had wanted to cum so bad and his hand were tied as he lay on the floor after having eaten Sir's cum out of Cats pussy. He hated himself for i

Black Or White
Is it me or does it seem like most african americans get let off easy. im excluding some of the struggles they have with poverty and such. they believe they have the upper hand on the white society and they do.whenever there is a problem involving a white and a black it is tried to be played off by the whites and made a race issue from the blacks.this is not true for all cases but most , that the african americans believe that they are owed something for how their ancestors were treated so horribly years ago and most take advantage of the situation.i mean who can blame them im sure most people(whites included) would walk all over someone if you let them.why is it that blacks can say "nigger" to their friends or just in basic conversation, however if a white was involed seeming to use it as an adjective all hell would break lose.even though whites and blacks co-exist(as they should) alot better now , the society of america and even the world have kinda brushed the race issue under the r

Would You Be Offended?????
If you hadn't had sex with your girlfriend for a few days.Would you be offended if your partner said something like this .First let me set the mood. Its early in the morning and you haven't had sex in a couple of days because you don't want to take the chance.You roll over to your partner and say "I have got to get to my house today so I can grab condoms because if I don't I'm going to go insane if I get any today".Mind you its said in a way to be humor not to be taken to serious but any relationship i have ever been in Sex is a good thing shared between you and your partner.But instead of agreeing the other partner says "I felt like you were treating me like a whore when you said that".Does this sound extreme?I have since broken up with this person and just never asked anyone if this was crazy.Please let me know your opinion...-Ryan

My Mans Home
hey everyone its dec 12 and i am so happy my man got outa jail mmmmmm and i got laid over n over again wahhhooooooo.mmm i am sooooo fuckin happy hes back now i at least have something to do besides fuck around on the computer all day it was startin to hurt my neck.ooooowwwwwweeeeeee i need a massage..anyone wanna help me. well it is 12:00 my time and i am gonna go smoke a bowl wit my man maybe get laid and watch a movie fun fun bye all u sexy cherries

Driving
Sit behind the wheel and drive. If you park, you risk the chance of loosing that lane taking you to another highway. If you drive to fast, you might miss that turn leading gearing you into another direction of change. If you slow down, you will let the others pass you and take your lane. If you drive the limit, you risk getting hit by another driver. My advice.... walk

Darkness
Darkness The darkness sets in. Darkness, Bringing passion, sin, and fear. Consuming, Swallowing, Extinguishing the light. Shots ring out in the distnace, Sirens scream through the night. A couple makes love for the first time, A baby cries out in the dark. An old man dies, A child is born, Two people share a tearful goodbye. A couple screams, A door slams, Tears stream into a pillow. An old love dies, A new love begins. The sky turns pink, The sun rises, A new day dawns. by T.L. Ford

Anniversary Of A Sad Day
Ok, so the actual anniversay is tomorrow December 13 but I'm going to go ahead and post this up today. It was on this day 5 years ago that death metal legend and forefather Charles "Chuck" Schuldiner passed away at the age of 34. You see this isn't just another case of "oh another rockstar died, no big deal" because this is far more different. You see Chuck was diagnosed with what started out to be a brain tumor that later turned cancerous and in which case ultimately caused his death. But in the wake of all that it didn't break his spirit or get him down one bit, he was still writing the follow up to the first Control Denied album (his 2nd band outside of Death) and was also still doing tours as to raise money to be able to afford treatment for his cancer. I remember the day it happened, I was a senior in high school in my Web Design class and remember opening up the web browser and seeing it in the top news of the day, I was shocked and I didn't want to believe it but I knew that his

#2 Test:)
Do you like it rough or sensual? Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? How often do you like to have sex? Is sex a top priority for you? Do you have sex face to face with your partner? How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger? How do you feel about one night stands? How many one night stands have you had? What's your favorite position? Where's your favorite place to have sex? Do you prefer to make love or fuck? Have you ever watched porn while having sex? How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed? Do you get off first or do they? Do you like kissing during sex? Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite? Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite? Does size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)? How old were you when you lost your virginity? How many sexual partners have you have in the last month? What does your favorite fore

Storm (a Poem)
Darkening sky the clouds turn black The sun retreats in fear Ominous feelings of doom and joy As the storm draws near Darker still now day is night Bringing out my primal fear Lightning flashes thunder cracks The storm is finally here The wind begins to bend the trees To and fro their tossed The heavens cry its many tears Inside the storm I'm lost White jagged bolts tear through the sky The only brightness to be found Less than a second then its lost Then thunder shakes the ground Scary as it is it's fun The storm is at its hight The dark clouds all swirl round and round It is a frightful sight Slowing now the strong winds fade Heavens tears begin to dry Only distant flashes can be seen In the brightening sky It's over now the sun is back I'm happy yet I'm sad I love and hate them always have Since I was a lad

Tom Is Nuts...
You guys keep saying that to me when you view my lil CherryTap stuff... Butt I am not just nuts... I have a big penis also... :) Have an awesome day and share my site with others... I love to make people enjoy life.... in all ways ( ladies... ) :) See ya!

The Ghost
THE GHOST By James G. Kelly I have just sat down at my computer to try and write down, before it's too late, the events that have just occurred. I only need to go back two hours to start from the beginning. With the last bit of my "stuff" moved into the house, and a quick beer, my friends exited one by one with a heart felt thank you from me. Moving is a trying experience and the help of my friends made it bearable. I looked at the unpacked boxes piled up in the corner of the living room then at the last six pack of cold beer on the coffee table. The beer won out over the prospect of emptying the boxes and putting my junk away. I sat back in my new, soft-cloth, ( I hate leather furniture ), recliner that I purchased today from the local rent-a-center, and sipped on a cold brew. I gazed proudly at my new, clean and freshly painted empire. New to me that is. The house is actually very old. I was told it was built in 1891 by, and this sort of freaked me out, the guy that

Is Forever A Possibility??
Is forever a possibility? So many people fall in love and either get married or become a permanent couple and within a short time, for whatever reasons, they fall apart and they become just a memory of what they used to be. Everyone has someone in the past that they would soon like to forget. What was the final straw that made you stop believing in forever? I don't think forever is an impossibility. I don't think forever gives up on us but that we give up on forever. Relationships are a dime a dozen now days and we have the mentality that if it doesn't work with the person that we are with then there are plenty of other fish in the sea. What happened to the forever's that were alive in the days of our parents and grandparents? Does anyone even work on their relationships anymore? Everyone at some point has had a relationship where looking back they realize they could have done more. People play the if only game. "If only" I had done this or that it would have wo

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Things We Really Need To Know?
Things we really need to know ... hmmmmm not crazy about that first one! >------------------------------------------- Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. >------------------------------------------- The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. >------------------------------------------- Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury. >------------------------------------------- Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. >------------------------------------------- Coca-Cola was originally green. >------------------------------------------- It is impossible to lick your elbow. >------------------------------------------- The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska >------------------------------------------- Th

Light The Candle Please
Bristol-Myers Squibb......the pharmaceuticals company is donating $1 for everyone who visits the following link and " VIRTUALLY LIGHTS A CANDLE" to the NATIONAL AIDS FOUNDATION......please take a moment to light a candle and to LET YOUR OWN LIGHT SHINE: www.lighttounite.org