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Number 15
Onions & Christmas Trees
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases - each like a different type of tree. In his twenties, he is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.
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I fuckin hate my school...I want to walk the fuck out of here...Its not like they care any how... This fucking school brings to much drama into my life... Not like I dont enough drama as it is right now!!! AHHHHH...I swear Im ready to go off...
Number 12
Sometimes I Wonder...
I am the tpye of person that will bend over backwards to help someone... I never ask for anything in return... just respect... yet...sometimes I wonder if ppl play on a good nature person... Has the time come in this world to just take and take? not caring? no respect? lying to get what they want, telling you what they think you want to hear...then poof your invisible .......until the next time... wondering if others get this alot in their lives, how do you deal........? Im locking the
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Regarding Salutes..
ALL 3 of these were approved salutes they have all be rejected. Anyone got any idea why?
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Dreams Could They Ever Be True
Does she see me with a kind heart and love? does she see me with a pain in the simple and easy heart? why does love hurt so much? why does this dream i have each night so hard to be found? this long quiet moments this hateful and quiet times i wish this dream i had was real i wish the girl i dream about each night is waiting out there for me to come see her i want to hold her hands tight and not let go i want her to always smile and do silly things that will always make me laugh other then cry i want her to look at me with a funny face as if she wondering about what I'm thinking of is this dream of mine to sad to be true? is this dream of mine to funny that it will be laughed at ? so please tell me? if there will ever be a girl like the one i dream about each and every night
today sucks the roads are covered in snow and life is boring it's beginig to look likr christmas in arkansas what do you know wow this sucks whay am i still in arkansas? hmmm i wish i was able to move i wish life was better oh well atleast i'm alive...
Taurus 2
Speak English Eh?????
New Telephone Greeting Wouldn't it be something, if this caught on, all over the country? "GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA." "Press "1" if you speak English." "Press '2' to disconnect until you can."
My Naughty Pics.!
Ýf u want to see my much naughty pics(on action) sen me your cocks pic.When u looking my pics i want to see your cumming my photos..kiss all...xoxox i want to have your cumming pics...
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The Keeper Of Friendship
The Keeper of Friendship In a friendship We're free to expose, Parts of ourselves Nobody else knows. But the thing that sustains it And sets it apart, Is not something spoken It's a bond of the heart. True friends are rare In a lifetime two or three, I'm so glad it happened Between you and me!
Your Attention Please...
It's time for some change. I know that for most "normal" people, Wednesday is classically considered to be "Hump Day" as it is in the middle of the week, but after carefully considering a couple of factors, I am going to lead a movement to officially remove the label of Hump Day from Wednesdays. Here's why: Factor 1 Many people now work non-traditional jobs and have to work shifts. This typically means that they work odd hours and more importantly, have to work weekends or part of the weekend. Take my jobs for example. My regular job is Wednesday through Saturday and I work nights. My part-time job is basically on-call and I work it on my "days off". So some weeks I get one day off, or worse, none. Meaning I have no set "Wednesday" or a single day that can be defined as my Wednesday. I guess if I had to name one, it would have to be the first 12 hours of Friday, but that's only during those weeks that I only work my regular job. Factor 2 By its literal meaning, (besides being th
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Selective Abortions If The Baby Is A Girl
"...But the men and women in our technical age risk becoming victims of their own intellectual and technical achievements, ending up in spiritual barrenness and emptiness of heart:, said Pope Benedict XVI marked his first Christmas as pope. The 21st Century, technology is being used in this world to fashion a future without women, or with very few of them. Is this progress? The use of technology, devised to detect genetic abnormalities, to determine the s..e ..x of the child, only a few people were alarmed. The media was virtually unresponsive, The problem seemed restricted to the metros. We thought that only the better off could afford the technology. No one expected that within two decades, s..e..x-detection techniques would become so wide-spread, and affordable, that they would be available all over the world!!
On Line Friends...
Did you know that even an on-line friend can hurt your feelings? Did you know that some people out here do tell the truth, even on-line? Well if you dont think you cant hurt someones felings on-line, than your wrong. You may not have met face to face, but if you have talked for more than a week straight, youve gotten to know that person pretty well. And just OUT RIGHT ignoring them (when you are obviously on line) can be hurtful to someone. So if you are one of my friends, I would rather you just tell me..Christine, Im busy...But dont ignore me, thats so juvenille... So do you think people tell thetruth on line? I THINK NOT...I do..but im finding many people do not.... If someone tells you they love your own instincts and feelings...after all, on here, thats all you have... Ill be gone for a while..Ill be popping on from time to time...but just really need some "me" time...Ive made quite a few "not so good" decisions since Ive been on here..and rea
Friday, December 1, 2006 Prepare Prepare yourself fully for the opportunity you seek. And that opportunity will surely come. When it does come, your preparation will put you in an ideal position. You'll have what it takes to make the most of the opportunity that comes your way. Races are won not only in the competition itself, but also in the preparation. Those who win are those who take the time and effort to best prepare. Preparation can be tedious. It is usually not very glamorous or exciting. And yet preparation most certainly leads to many exciting and magnificent things. Preparation puts you in control of your own destiny, and opens the door to spectacular achievement. Prepare yourself to the highest degree that you can. And that preparation will pay off many times over in the valuable rewards it brings. -- Ralph Marston
I'll Just
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Wake Up
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Best Friends
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And We Were
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If I Could
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A Forbidden Love
A FORBIDDEN LOVE There's a secret, i want to tell , which is hard to say. I keep in my sad heart a forbidden love, nobody knows who is, nobody will know it, because to make it mine, i'll never disclose it. He inspires me, but i'm prudent, i never say his name, i never insist on looking at him so much, although sometimes, i'm weak for his charm. I'd like to be apart by the distance from him, but, is impossible, because he'll always be in my heart. If i could make the future, or maybe change the past, Wanna be with him forever.... MY SECRET AND FORBIDDEN LOVE.
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Here Eat This
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I Wub You
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If You're Leaving
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About Me!
About Me! About me, if you get to meet me, you might get the impression that I am just another horny guy. But that is just because I have not had it in quite awhile. I'm am really a nice, caring guy who loves animals and kids, (and Harleys!) So give me a chance, (And if you think you can help me with my hornyness problem, please drop me a line!)
Can You
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Song Of The Day - Skillet - Rebirthing
I lie here paralytic Inside this soul Screaming for you till my throat is numb I wanna break out I need a way out I don't believe that it's gotta be this way The worst is the waiting In this womb I'm suffocating Feel your presence filling up my lungs with oxygen I take you in I've died Rebirthing now I wanna live for love wanna live for you and me Breathe for the first time now I come alive somehow Rebirthing now I Wanna live my life wanna give you everything Breathe for the first time now I come alive somehow I lie here lifeless In this cocoon Shedding my skin cause I'm ready to I wanna break out I found a way out I don't believe that it's gotta be this way The worst is the waiting In this womb I'm suffocating [Bridge:] Tell me when I'm gonna live again Tell me when I'm gonna breathe you in Tell me when I'm gonna feel inside Tell me when I'm gonna feel alive Tell me when I'm gonna live again Tell me when this fear will end Tell me when I'm g
I Got You Something
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well its time for a new look.. i'm thinking about dying my hair maybe this weekend.. if not then maybe before christmas or after.. if you can't tell i'm not a real blonde.. i'm a brown haired girl.. i'm pinkis fading so i'm just gonna dye it a darker brown.. i have been every color.. red black dark brown brown blonde really blonde even purple pink and blue.. i even had black with orange... i bever stay one hair color anyways it just time too be different for awhile...
With All My Heart
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Help A Horny Little Bitch Out Will You!!!?
I've had the porno trading thing going for quite some time now and i think its about time i made a thing or two clear, I find it sooooooo hot. I'm wanting to make a little fettish page of my own ( a nod to redheads and freckles's page). so if you could please keep mailing it through to me i'll begin to compile my faveourites. at the moment i'd like to request some real filth... anyone in possetion of any DP or f**king machines pics or vids, they'd be much appreciated. i guess i'm just in the mood to see some horny tight boddied bitches get utterly degraded!! :P love you all your ct (or lost cherry((if your memory stretches that far back)).) slut for life. Hess xXxXxXx
I Need You
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Oh Look
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Stop Looking At Me Idiot
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My Heart
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Egg Nog
ok, so i'm listening to xm radio...opie and anthony show...they're having their annual egg nog drinking contest, and it's fantastic hearing these idiots come into studio and drink a double shot of egg nog every minute until they puke. the highlight might have been when there was a chain reaction puke....3 contestants went out within seconds of each other from seeing the other puke and then one of the show's assistants, which was working, not participating in the show, started vomiting as that it's over, time to move on to inappropriate comments and jokes. yes, this is a lame entry, but it's my first one here, and wanted to see what i can do with the blogs here oh and HAPPY FUCKING FRIDAY!!!
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Rambels In My Mind
if i died, would you notice i was gone? if i died, would you think of me? if i died, would you care? if i died, would you bother to cry? if i died, would your world stop? if i died, would you even remeber my name? if i died, would you fallow me if i died, would you take the time to keep me alive?
If You Wanna Be Better Than Myspace, You Have To Remember!
If you wanna be better than myspace, you have to remember that most people cant upload (installers) or any programs to their work computers. Therefore, having a photo installer is useless...just a thought! Ben
Will I Live To Be 80???
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?" He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?" "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either."Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!" "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling? ""No I don't," I said. He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" "No," I said. "I don't do any of those things." He looked at me and said, "Then, why do you give a shit?"
Ive Fallen...
then it became this!!
Another Day
T.G.I.F. first off let me wish u all a great weekend. now down to more pressing does anyones computer but mine get the friday blues and dont wont to act right? its gonna b a toss up if this one makes it through the day and doesnt get tossed out the any bets on if it does or doesnt.
You Ladies Are Awesome!
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from To all my friends and family!
Falling Deeper...
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Christmas Is Coming :)
So the biggest holiday of the year is just around the kids are excited, even though they don't believe in Santa anymore...I know they will be disappointed if the big guy doesn't give them at least one present.... This is my favourite holiday...I love the decorating, baking, shopping...I don't even mind the crowds of annoying people at the mall....I'm not sure why, but this year feels different to's the first of December and my cupoboards are baking done and nobody telling me that they're already gaining weight :) I put up the lights and some of the decorations...and hopefully will get the tree up this weekend :) I know, it seems early, but I am nuts---and usually have the tree up and fully decorated by mid-November (a tradition started when my daughter was little and home from a bout in the hospital). I think I may put on some good old Christmas music and try to get my self psyched up for the holidays....there's nothing like lip-synching to Jingl
Umm, Be Happy Ok
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If I Can't Hear
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This Is For All Yall
Mouses Models Room - January Cover Girl Contest
Hello! If you get a chance, please feel free to stop by Mouses Models Room and vote for me in his January Cover Girl contest. It is a Yahoo group so you must join first. Thank-you! Melanie
Have you ever dreamt of perfection dreaming of a pretty vision o so vivid that in morning you wake up in tears 'cause you almost touched and felt it I am dreaming of fair beauty and behold there you stand and belief of dream is far now for I am holding your hand And though it is but a dream I'd prefer this world always for here my true desire lies the warmth of your tender face I would choose never to wake up cause I realise there lying that waking up from this a part of me would feel like dying.
I Am Sadden....
WOW.. I can not believe that talking about sex and other things are more important than reading about someone that goes out everyday and protects You the public. I posted a bulletin last night about Correctional Officers considering I am one and noone took the time to read it. If anyone had bothered to read it, then you would have got a glimpse of what prison life is all about. It's not like being a street cop, they have thier own set of dangers... but there is a diffrence. I don't carry a weapon.. no gun, no taser and no vest. I wear my uniform and hope and pray a inmate doesn't want to kill me that day. I can control the weapons used against me.. street cops don't have that option. None the less its still a dangeous beat I walk 5 days a week. So, now that I am done with my bitching, I hope someone takes the time to find my bulletin and reads it.
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World Aids Awareness Day
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Wake Up You Silly Sleepy Heads
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Time Flys By.....
Its crazy how fast time goes by anymore... MaKennas little more than 8 months now...its already december... Erik will behere in 14 days.... that should be fun...itll be the first time he saw MaKenna.. hes staying until christmas eve...not too bad... MaKenna is almost walking...she can stand up in her bed and walk around the bars and all that... she never wants to sit still anymore... everytime she wakesup in the middle of the night now she just screams....hopefully that doesnt last that long... shane gets paid today so everything will be sent out monday for sure... i still have some things to do yet, didnt do much this last week... god its too early to be up writing this, but i have nothing to do right now MaKenna is playing in her saucer and my mom just wokeup to goto work.... well i dont feel like typing anymore maybe i will later since i havent ina long time... later
This Ain't A Love Song
This Ain't a Love Song Bon Jovi I should have seen it coming when roses died Should have seen the end of summer in your eyes I should have listened when you said good night You really meant good bye Baby, ain't it funny, how you never ever learn to fall You're really on your knees, when you think you're standing tall But only fools are "know-it-alls" and I played that fool for you I cried and I cried There were nights that died for you baby I tried and I tried to deny that your love drove me crazy, baby If the love that I got for you is gone If the river I cried ain't that long Then I'm wrong, yeah I'm wrong, this ain't a love song Baby, I thought you and me would stand the test of time Like we got away with the perfect crime but We were just a legend in my mind I guess that I was blind Remember those nights dancing at the masquerade The clowns wore smiles that wouldn't fade You and I were the renegades, some things never change It made me so mad 'caus
Fuck That.
Fuck you bitch i hatttte you On a better note.. Snow day today :] thank god annnd even better news i think im coming down with mono again :[ YIPEE
Youth Gone Wild!
Since I was born they couldn't hold me down Another misfit kid, another burned-out town Never played by the rules I never really cared My nasty reputation takes me everywhere I look and see it's not only me So many others have stood where I stand We are the young so raise your hands They call us problem child We spend our lives on trial We walk an endless mile We are the youth gone wild We stand and we won't fall We're the one and one for all The writing's on the wall We are the youth gone wild Boss screamin' in my ear about who I'm supposed to be Getcha a 3-piece Wall Street smile and son you'll look just like me I said "Hey man, there's something that you oughta know. I tell ya Park Avenue leads to Skid Row." I look and see it's not only me We're standin' tall ain't never a doubt We are the young, so shout it out They call us problem child We spend our lives on trial We walk an endless mile We are the youth gone wild We stand and we won't fall Dirty To Me!
Wecome To The Jungle
I had such a crush on AXL..yummmmmmmmm
My Favorite Stones Song!
Lets drink to the hard working people Lets drink to the lowly of birth Raise your glass to the good and the evil Lets drink to the salt of the earth Say a prayer for the common foot soldier Spare a thought for his back breaking work Say a prayer for his wife and his children Who burn the fires and who still till the earth And when I search a faceless crowd A swirling mass of gray and Black and white They dont look real to me In fact, they look so strange Raise your glass to the hard working people Lets drink to the uncounted heads Lets think of the wavering millions Who need leaders but get gamblers instead Spare a thought for the stay-at-home voter His empty eyes gaze at strange beauty shows And a parade of the gray suited grafters A choice of cancer or polio And when I look in the faceless crowd A swirling mass of grays and Black and white They dont look real to me Or dont they look so strange Lets drink to the hard working people Lets think of
No Words
Wait Under a blackened sky far beyond the glaring streetlights sleeping on empty dreams the vultures lie in wait. You lay down beside me then you were with me every waking hour so close I could feel your breath. When all we wanted was the dream to have and to hold that precious little thing like every generation yields the new born hope unjaded by the years. Pressed up against the glass I found myself wanting sympathy but to be consumed again oh I know would be the death of me and there is a love that's inherently given a kind of blindness offered to decieve and in that light of forbidden joy oh I know I won't recieve it. When all we wanted was the dream to have and to hold that precious little thing like every generation yields the newborn hope unjaded by their years. You know if I leave you now it doesn't mean I love you any less its just the state I'm in I can't be good to anyone else like this. When all we wanted was the dream to have
I'm Free
Aren't you glad you live in the United FUCKING States of AMERICA?? FREE SPEECH FTW!!! Don't be afraid of your freedom Freedom I'm free To do what I want Any old time I said I'm free To do what I want Any old time I say Love me hold me Love me hold me 'Cause I'm free To do what I want Any old time And I'm free To be who I choose Any old time I say love me hold me Love me hold me 'Cause I'm free I say love me hold me Love me hold me 'Cause I'm free To do what I want To be what I want Any old time And I'm free To be who I choose To get my booze Any old time I say love me (Love me forever) Hold me (And love will never die) Love me hold me 'Cause I'm free Do you hear what I say These are the words me hear from my grandaddy Come on These are the words me hear from my grandaddy Who say nothing in this world like when a man know he free Free from the lackamissa (?) Free from the dee (?) Free like a butterfly Free like a bee
Damm Snow
im up at 6 and it is starting to snow and i have to walk to work and it is snowin man im gonna freeze my ass off but dont fear ill be back later on today damm snow and my new poem for winter is DAMM ITS COLD!!!!!
Natural Health Remedies.
I will be starting a blog that will provide specific and practical remedies to help target common ailments. Some ailments I will include are Lupus, Asthma, Fibromyalgia, Diabetes, Allergies, Influenza, Depression and the list goes on. Keep checking back, I will try to cover a different aliment everyday.
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Sex In The City In Korea
A friend of mine found this article on Daveseslcafe internet dating disasters. I thought it was kind of funny! Enjoy! Melanie The Master-Diver Yet again, I have recently exited the stormy weather (with the odd day of mixed sun and cloud) of an internet romance. Short. Semi-sweet. And, for what it was worth, probably not worth it. Because now, I am left with somewhat sleepless nights, where nagging questions suddenly enter one¡¯s nagging mind as one tries to adjusts one¡¯s pillow in order to get some sleep. Why did she say I was "too much like a Korean"? What the hell made her think I wanted to hear the story about how she got stood up in a restaurant by a Canadian guy...who was only looking for sex (and who had made it clear before they met).... and who after asking her to watch a movie at his place... and after her saying it wasn't a good idea, left her high and dry to pay the bill while he made an escape by saying he had to go and use the bank machin
How To Treat A Lady...
(let me say right up front -- this is a joke. I do not want ladies all deleting me from thier friends list because of this posting... It was meant to make you SMILE!! Lighten up - a sense of humor is GREAT for ya!! ) These sure fire tips will get any woman lusting for you. Use with caution, or you may find yourself overwhelmed with women. How To Treat A Lady 1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "Could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. Or--if she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are. 3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up. 4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is say "You better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care. 5.
Scratching My Head....
OK... You may notice a new folder opened in my pics. Allow me to tell you a funny story. Once upon a time, before NSFW came into effect, a guy posted two pictures of monkeys. These pictures had monkey penises showing in them. After NSFW came into effect, he was told that they were borderline NSFW, but where they were animals, they should be OK. So he didn't mark them on his own. Well one day, this guy was viewing the "Recently Uploaded Pictures" and a swastika came on the screen. A CLEAR violation of the NSFW guidelines and just disgusting to the guy that saw it. This guy waited a few minutes and went to see if it had been marked properly. It wasn't, so he flagged it . Then he blocked the user because he hates prejudice people for their narrow-minded views. Somehow the skinhead asshole got to see this person's pics even though he was blocked and flagged the guy's primary pics and the two borderline pics that had gone un-flagged for a long time and viewed by MANY peopl
A first grade teacher had twenty five students in her class, and she presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their nsight may surprise you. While reading these keep in mind that these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is classic! 1. Don't change horses..........................until they stop running. 2. Strike while the........................................bug is close. 3. It's always darkest before.....................Daylight Saving Time. 4. Never underestimate the power of ...... termites. 5. You can lead a horse to water but ......... how? 6. Don't bite the hand that ..................... looks dirty. 7. No news is .......................................... impossible 8. A miss is as good as a ............................. Mr. 9. You can't teach an old dog new ...
Finally Friday
None are so busy as the fool and knave.- John Dryden See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails? - Will Rogers Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. - Mae West
Our Schools Hardly Ever Closes...
Yet today.........Its closed.... after all the time my daughter has been in school...this is the 3rd time... now who wants to cuddle??????? cause im stuck............. Hugsss
Immunity Boosters
IMMUNITY BOOSTERS AT A GLANCE. * Foods rich in vitamins A,B, complex, C and E. * Foods high in minerals including zinc, selenium,, and calcium. * Omega-3 and -6 fatty acids, found in nuts, seeds and oily fish. * Protein, found in lean meat, fish, and pulses. * Fiber, found in grains, pulses, fruit, and vegetables. * Spending time with friends. * A positive outlook on life. * Regular exercise. * Adequate sleep. * Daylight. * Yoga and meditation. To keep the body's immune organs and cells healthy and in balance, it is vital to eat the right foods. The entire immunity system needs vitamin C to function, so include plenty foods rich in this antioxidant most fruits and vegetables contain high levels of it. Vitamin A is powerfully anti-viral, and helps to mailtain the thymus gland. It is found in liver, dairy foods, oily fish, cod, liver oil, and plant foods in the form of beta-carotene, which the body then converts into vitamin A. The B vitamins are important for phagocyte
Nobody Knows
"Nobody Knows" by PINK... yes... it's a poor me song.. but listen anyway :) Nobody knows Nobody knows but me That I sometimes cry If I could pretend that I'm asleep When my tears start to fall I peek out from behind these walls I think nobody knows Nobody knows no Nobody likes Nobody likes to lose their inner voice The one I used to hear before my life Made a choice But I think nobody knows No no Nobody knows No Baby Oh the secret's safe with me There's nowhere else in the world that I could ever be And baby don't it feel like I'm all alone Who's gonna be there after the last angel has flown And I've lost my way back home I think nobody knows no I said nobody knows Nobody cares It's win or lose not how you play the game And the road to darkness has a way Of always knowing my name But I think nobody knows No no Nobody knows no no no no Baby Oh the secret's safe with me There's nowhere else in the world that I could ever be And baby don't it f
Galatians 2:20 I have been crucified with Christ and I no longer live, but Christ lives in me. The life I live in the body, I live by faith in the Son of God, who loved me and gave himself for me. "I’m so glad that the Apostle Paul didn’t say that Jesus ‘gave Himself for us.’ He says that He ‘gave Himself for me.’ We can echo that: ‘I have been crucified with Christ. ... . No, in this life I will never be perfect. I can live with that tension providing that I understand my need to come to Him regularly and say, ‘I failed You today. I’m sorry; may the blood cleanse me. I’m going on with You. Forgive me. I’m back with You once more in the fight for purity and holiness of life.’ Knowing Jesus Christ and being identified with Him in His death means that forever we live under the shadow of the Cross. It means that He will escort us through the turbulence of a fallen world. The martyrs of the 20th century showed us how it is done. Our sisters and brothers in
What Does Tom Cat Want For Christmas??
So glad ya asked… I could put some of you babes names in order here but I am smarter then that… It is like wedding invites (done that ) – You miss someone and they get mad at ya.. Plus you ladies would go – Tom put me ahead of you!! NAH NAH NAH!! We aint going there either… So ladies – just throw yourselves onto my bed – that is what I want for Christmas… Ok – then after that … Anything “Harley” and thing “Detroit Red Wings” and NOTHING – Ohio State!! I know who was thinking what out there!! Women… Like I said – my fear is there are women on this planet who will go to their graves never having the honor and great pleasure of being with me. Thus I am doing my best for World Peace… Your internet Pal! Tom the Cat… ElGato as I have been so corrected… :)
Good Morning Fans!!
Well, Been off for like 2 weeks – ‘cept I did work Turkey Day… Was a great time off. Got to ride the Harley several days while off… With all the snow coming in today I will not be riding for at least the next 2 days… I work a pretty cool schedule -- 6 days straight and then 2 days off till the weekend arrives… Then 2 3-day weekends… So ignoring vacation days I just had Wed-Thur off… So now I work thru next Wed and I will have Thur – Fri off butt I took Saturday off to go somewhere… Anyway – just a personal update for my fans, friend and haters… Yep – haters.. There are guys on here who CANT STAND IT – that the Kitty is such a babe magnet.. Is it my fault God made me this cute and smart??? Come on!! Anyway ladies – I am sure I will post something on here today to get ya to smile – because I think laughter is an elemental need for each of us… I could use the “nekkidy photo” to get ya to smile – butt that is NOT my style… You wanna see me naked? You will have to ho
Cant Beleive.....
that it is already DECEMEBER 1 which means only 24 days to know know what. i dont even wanna say it. where did the time go? next thing you know it is new years.
Last Day
Today is the last day at my present job -- yippee!!
Happy Dayz
thanx for all the cherry tapz come give some more of ur lovez
Where Was Your Soul Born?
Where was your soul born?[pics + detailed answeres] Your soul was born in the Shadows.Your soul was born in the shadows of the moon at night. You're all mystery and enigma and your element is the Moon. No one really knows who you are, but they might think they know you. You only tell people fragments of who you are and never show your true personality. That doesn't have to mean that youre being someone you're not though. You're always yourself and you never do something just because someone else does. Some might think you're a little cold or dull, but you're just hiding your true self for some reason. Maybe only a couple of selected people have ever seen the true you. You are loyal to these people and it will take time if anyone else wants to gain your trust. You let people think that they know you and that you trust them. But sooner or later they will realize that they never really knew you. Be careful. Someday you might need someone who knows what you need. Trust people. You
Robbers Beware!!!
I just heard the cutest story on the news yet! A 4 year old boy from Durham NC saved the day when he heard something in his home, This little hero dressed up in his Power Rangers costume and went fighting-sword and all! The robbers left the home-dropping the credit cards and other goodies throughout the home.....YOU GO BOY! No need for an ADT Security system in that household.
My Poems And Statements
Finally Friday :)
ohhh there is a magic all around you *sings* yep, i feel good, very good it was a completely crazy week! i had no time for anything else, one of my co-workers is leaving the bank and i have to catch like 70% of what he does! YES! i'm tired for that and many other things but well, tonight is the "end of the year celebration" of the bank... ehehhe i guess if there are 3000 working in the bank, at least 1000 will go there! free food and drinks, music, and many other things! not sure if i'll be back home late tonight... or if i'll find good company and finish the party somewhere else ;) lol i'm so lucky that i'll be back home early ROFL appart from this, not much, i have a long day working before the party :) please take care, enjoy of your weekend, and be nice xD hugs Maria
Soldier Not At Home.
I have been in IRAQ for a couple of months.Its hard here not to see family or friends durning the holiday season.There a job that needs to be done.Im greatful to be here to give another person freedom.I think its worth the trip.I have met many people i like to call friends we work toghter and hang out toghter.Be strong for us because we are doing a hell of a job here and will keep going until Iraq has control of there country then we all can be home for the holidays.
Need Some Help
Breaking Benjamin has a song called "Saturate" which happens to be my fave by them. Anyone know a sorce for the video code? Would be VERY much loved, please. Here's the syrics incase you haven't heard it, beautifully done song do you know that i could never leave you? and you know i could never beat you? and if i, if i could never find you nevermind, i would not forget you. can i stay alive forever? can i stay alive forever? can i stay alive forever? forever. can i feel a chemical reaction? because i feel a hideous attraction could we share a poison apple? could it be maniacle and awful? can i stay alive forever? can i stay alive forever? can i stay alive forever? forever. forever stay alive forever forever stay alive forever stay alive forever stay alive forever stay alive forever stay alive forever
Love Tips
LOVE TIP #232: It may not always seem this way, but it's far better to be single and working on yourself than to be in the wrong relationship and losing yourself -- which is oftentimes what happens. Cherish your time with you; it'll make you stronger in yourself when you do partner up!
2007 Calenders
Hey all my Cherry Luvs....My 2007 calenders will be available very soon! There will be a few different choices.Ask REALLY nice and I might custom make you one!...I like presents..hehehe! I luv all my new Cherry Squeezes and can't wait to meet more!....*kisses* Please let me know if you are intrested and I will provide more information....
The Kind Of Sex I Prefer Is..........
You prefer Passionate sex! You enjoy passionate sex. You're the kind of person that has tons of fun in the sack, and you can really get into it. Not necessarily rough and lusty, passionate sex is the kind that satisfies both your lovin' and horny needs. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at
How Bisexual Am I?
You are 59% Bisexual You are bisexual. For you, sex is about having fun and the sex of your partner is of no consequence to you. You probably have a little bit of a preference either way, but you don’t let that slow you down. Take this quiz at
Send A Free Postcard To Our Troops
If you go to Let's Say Thanks, in three easy steps you can send a free personalized post card to a U.S. Military Servicemember serving over in the Middle East. It's an quick easy and free way to show support. Feldar U.S. Army (ret) 1984-2006
Roulette? Who'da Thunk It/
Roulette Your lucky game is roulette. You have an uncanny ability to predict the winner, whether it be the lucky number or color. You are very likely to win a lot of money, very quickly instead of having to spend a few hours at the casino. Take this quiz at
My Sex Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
Virgo You are shy at first, and because of that, it is hard for you to find lots of random sex partners. You are very intelligent and very into sex. You will only have sex with clean people, because you are afraid of getting an STD. You are also very kinky and imaginative in the sack. Your partners always have a hard time keeping up with you. Sex matches: Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio Take this quiz at
Why I Would Go 2 Jail
Carie will go to jail for ... Sunbathing naked without sunscreen 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at
Why? Why do I feel as I do? Why do I have these feelings for you? How long have they been there? Where did they come from? The first answer from me As you will soon see It is because of you The way you sit in my heart And special way you catch my eye The second is fun You will have the answer when I’m done It’s because you seem and angel Blessing my life To wonderful to not be from heaven itself The third, hard to say I’ll try to find a way When I first got to know you And my eye beheld you It started at the first The last the hardest one But I will try to answer it some Straight from the heart Bred in my soul Brought to bear by you and your grace So not I know not what to say Yet I keep typing anyway The questions all answered true And the answers are now given to… …you
Will U Take A Shower With Me????????
Carie -- [noun]:A steamy steamy shower 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at
What Happens In Vegas..........
The porno of Carie's life will be called ... "Girls gone wild Vegas style" 'What will the porno of your life be called?' at
Princess Charming
You are charming. You are very bright, and able to completely express yourself verbally. You have a lot of charisma and people are naturally attracted to you. 'What is your seduction style?' at
Magical Hands
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at
Thoughts Thoughts change so often So easy At one moment So sure The next I know Changed again When I feel too much I cannot speak I write Not a diary Story or letter Requires too much Truth and structure Restraint and confession I write poems No guideline, no restraint That must follow Aside from those In heart and mind Words from the heart Thoughts from the mind Sometimes they’re senseless Sometimes rhyme Enjoy these words Their will always be more Till I lose… All thought
You are 73% fuckable! Take this quiz at
i have a franchise online and it generates money for me if anyone is interested in buying from it or becoming a distributer let me know its very cheap not to mention if anyone buys from bestbuy target or walmart from your website you make money thanks gaylon
Sex Business Card
Carie Erotic Model 'What will your sex business card say?' at
Im A Stonr
You are 75% stoner You are a fairly regular stoner. You are probably the kid who is always smoking up at the back corner of the parking lot of your high school. You like experimenting with other stuff – although you are too clever to really get addicted to anything. Take this quiz at
Wow !! Look What Steph *maniacalbliss* Created For Me !! You Are So Awesome Sis Luv Ya !!
wtf look @ my list of friends half these fuckers never talk to me so here it is in 2 days from now till sun if ya want to stay on my list say somethign interesting if not ummmmmmmmmmmmm bye
More Depressing Poetry
HOLIDAY CHEER Well you see I can’t stop this twitch Need a witch Someone something Please stop this slow sting Oh, I’m sorry Not what you wanted to hear today Oh, I’m sorry You just don’t care today Well that’s OK You just had complain Thought you were owned completely So much in vein Sold my soul so easily Sitting all along But you still won’t call No one on the phone How far did we fall Oh, I so sorry Still not what you wanted to hear Oh, if you only knew how sorry You still wouldn’t fucking care Well that's OK
Dr Hook
This Is A Long's A Letter From The President Of Iran To Us, The Nobel Americans.
Message of H.E. Dr. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad President of the Islamic Republic of Iran To the American People In the name of God, the Compassionate, the Merciful O, Almighty God, bestow upon humanity the perfect human being promised to all by You, and make us among his followers. Noble Americans, Were we not faced with the activities of the US administration in this part of the world and the negative ramifications of those activities on the daily lives of our peoples, coupled with the many wars and calamities caused by the US administration as well as the tragic consequences of US interference in other countries; Were the American people not God-fearing, truth-loving, and justice-seeking, while the US administration actively conceals the truth and impedes any objective portrayal of current realities; And if we did not share a common responsibility to promote and protect freedom and human dignity and integrity; Then, there would have been little urgency to have a dialo
A Chance
A Chance I will always stand by you Always and forever All I ask is the chance I would give you all of me Heart and soul All I need is that chance I won’t break your heart Cherished and sheltered All I ask is the chance I’ll dry your tears Gentle and strong All I need is that chance I’d brag about you To one and all All I ask is the chance Spread my love for you Over and over All I need is that chance I’ll hold you high Above the rest All I ask is the chance I’ll hold you always To my dying day All I need is that chance
Two Weeks Without Sex
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. "Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. "That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either!
Cherrytap Take 1
No this isnt anything of a contest so don't freak out on me and throw cantelopes and smelly undies Come to my page and listen to the Beat The TurnTable TeRRorist did for and just tell me what you think... that is all!!!!!
What To Do
What to do I don’t know what to do And I want to find out who Is in my same shoe Because they may try something new In the subject of you Of things to do I see very few I really like you But you don’t know what to do You don’t even know with who You can think what to do And want to leave it all behind you To keep it from going with you But what good will that do But toss your life askew Many people like you And I wait to see what you do Because at this I’m not new Been round a couple times, maybe a few And I may wait for you To figure on what to do I just hope it’s something new And doesn’t keep me from you
If I Were With You
If I Were With You I would take you away to a magic place I would stop all your hurt and pain I would end the loneliness and longing If I were with you I could fight the strongest foe I could leap from the highest cliff I could sprint to the ends of the earth If I were with you I want to make you the happiest alive I want to give you the world I want you to love me the way I love you If I were with you
The Road Of Life
The Road of Life All of Humanity Moving towards one goal in life Yet few think on what it is For when you achieve it You can never come back From birth you move towards it Many fight against it Yet they don’t understand why They assume it’s bad Some achieve under bad circumstance Others walk towards it Beckoning it closer But they don’t know why They assume it’s good Because they think pain may be eased Most don’t worry about it They sit and let it sneak on them Like a tax collector of the damned Waiting till it hurts worse And you least expect it And forever on the road of life People moving towards their death
The Bacn Tree
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden....... "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon I ahm sure of eet." "Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee". So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture ... there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon... every imaginable kind of cured pig meat. "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved! Eet EES a bacon tree!" "Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage?; We ees in the Desert don't forget." "Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree". And with that ....Luis races toward the tree. He gets to within 5 meters, with Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden a machine gun opens up and Luis is cut down in his trac
Mod Contest
Hey folks... in another art comp... Pls leave some comments when u have time if u like my mod :) Thanks in advance!! Click on the pic below to get to it or go to : Much ♥!!!
Howdy ya'll!!! I just wanted to post a little something to let you all know that I haven't forgotten about any of you. I've been really busy for the past week or so. I'm in the process of making a parade float for the church I attend. I've been working on it most nights til 2 or 3 in the morning. We have two parades this Saturday so I am running out of time. Of course, nights like tonight I didn't get much accomplished because I got sidetracked by a firetruck....Mindi, if you read this....just shush already...LMAO!!!!! Well, maybe it wasn't the firetruck so much as the fireman. But then what good was the fireman without the firetruck, sirens and lights....ok, do ya'll see the cycle here? Anywho....the point is, the float didn't get much accomplished cause Penelope wanted to ride the firman...oops, I mean the firetruck. Oh fuck, ya'll know what I mean. Basically, I'm posting this blog to say howdy to my friends that actually read these things so you'll know why I have been sl
I Dont Ask For Much.......
could ya come vote for me and spam me.......take 5 minutes and show some love??
The People That Love You
I Have Always Been There
The Book Of Jenn: Rant 1
I have been composing this in my head for a bit now, yet still cannot seem to find a way to say what I need to say without sounding harsh. Which I'm not. (I swear, new friends, when ya get to know me you'll see I'm a very sweet person, this is a new kind of blog for me! lol) I AM becoming jaded, thanks to the reason for this blog, so perhaps that is a better word. A friend and I recently had a conversation about believing in the fundamental goodness of people versus being jaded and knowing for a fact that most people suck. I've always been a believer. As a little girl I was stuck on a plane once a month to go visit my dad and inevitably walked off the plane with a new friend. I would hold their hand and confidently walk up to my mom or dad (whomever was meeting me at the airport depending on which way I was heading) and announce that so-and-so was coming to dinner. My plane seat-mate would smile apologetically at my parent and my parent would smile apologetically at my seat-mate
New Pics
hope u enjoy
Busy Busy...
just wanted to post a quick something let everyOne know i'm not iggnoreing You, i just realized i was sposed to have my site updated 3 hours ago... & not only that, but the set i thought was already edited & ready to upload isnt. OI wish me luck... kisses, ~lotus
A Tear
so i fucked up again guys.....i let my mouth go b4 muh i was upset as never this whinney but latley idk what it n sean got into it again....what else is new right....i was being over dramatic n mad things worse then what they were....n i talked to muh friend about it....n then she told him...i never wnated him to hink that i was leavin an area cuz of him....but the way it came out...thats what it looked i went n bitched at her...maybe i should of....but imsorry i told u sumthin...ur wernt supposed to say anythin....and then the worst happend....muh best friend....the one that i trust with everythin....told me to deleat him off muh yahoo...and thats when the tears came,,,and i cant get them to stop....hes muh best friend n i lost him cuz ima cry baby bitch...who treat everyone like shit....i dun know why i have such great friends....cuz you know what i dun deserve em...not a one....ther all great ppl ..... n maybe i dun give them the credit
Bye And 2 Two People Espically
Iam leaving Cherry Tap..I dont know if I will be back 'or if I do when....TY all for everything...ty all my friends,family,and fans' I love you all and wont ever forgett u if I dont come back....BYE..... but this is somthing I have to do... :*( to 2 people if u read this: Iam so so so sorry I didnt think that things would be like this and Iam very sorry please find it in ur hearts to forgive me~! DJ*SOHL* aka Mandy
What's Your Kinky Turn On?
You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.Bondage50%Biting50%Whips42%Blood42%Chains/Handcuffs25%Blind Folds17%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with
Last Minute Submissions
You heard me, a last-minute submission. For those of you who have forgotten this idea, it's what happens when you look at a response paper and realize that it can't be submitted as it stands. What is truly annoying is when you finish five minutes before your deadline, save it and just Alt+Tab windows to attatch it and send it. Why did it take 4 minutes to send a file that's not even 25kb large? I don't know about most computers built after 2002, but that's a problem. I know the network isn't having hiccups because my brother was using my computer to do his online applications to the University of California. So what gives? I really don't know, but it gives me a lot more stress than it deserves since I know I have work to get up for in just over 5 hours. I also know that right now I'm going to have a hard time slipping off to sleep right away since I'm still awake from editing my work. It's just a little frustrating. I have a feeling my proffessor may let it slide as the time mark re
Wait And See..
A Tear
What Your Kinky Turn On?
You scored as Blind Folds. Your turn on is the blindfold. When you can't see, that makes your other senses more aware... including your sense of touch. So who wouldn't enjoy being blindfolded???? Sex isn't sex without enhancing your sense of touch.Blind Folds42%Chains/Handcuffs33%Biting33%Whips17%Blood0%Bondage0%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with
Yule Log
Yule log plays a vital role in the celebration of Christmas. It is said that Yule Log was taken from ancient Sun worship rituals. Yule Logs are supposed to be cut from red oak trees There is a custom that on the Eve of Christmas a huge log of freshly cut wood called the Yule log would be fetched and carried to the house with great ceremony and after that it would be burned all of the Christmas Eve and into Christmas Day by the master of the house. In some families, the young girls of the house lit the log with splinters from the preceding year, which they had carefully tucked away. In other families, the mother had this privilege. It is believed that the cinder of the log protects the house from lightning and the malevolent powers of the devil. Regarding the choices about the variety of wood and the rituals related with the burning vary from region to region. This custom of burning the Yule log began long ago in Scandinavia. Where there is a custom of burning a huge log once a year in
Im So Happy
Bike Damage!
Damn people! I was on my way to work last night, and had to pull up behind a van while waiting for the lights to change. Well I though i gave enough space between me and him and he would thought to look behind to see if anyone was there, but oh no! All of a sudden the reverse light comes on and he moves back. Now in my panic and i don't usually use the horn, i was pressing the started button insteda of the horn and by the time i realised, he was into me. Ok its only a front fender you say, but it p'eed me off. Still got to work and found some hazard tape to hold and pretect the tyre a little for now. I'll try and order one today and get it fitted as quick as possible. I would have thought that as he hasn't got a view through the rear, that looking into his side mirrors wouldn't have given him enough of a view behind. Nope he decided to just reverse where he shouldn't have, and to be honest i don't know where he was going to go because he would have had to revers some distance bef
What A Kiss Means
*Kiss on the stomach-----"lets have sex" *Kiss on the Forehead ----"Forever you will be mine" *Kiss on the Ear ---"I'm horny" *Kiss on the Cheek ---"We're friends" *Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you" *Kiss on the Neck ---"We belong together" *Kiss on the Shoulder ---"I want you" *Kiss on the Lips ---"I love you" OR "I want you" What the gesture means... *Holding Hands ---"We can learn to love each other" *Slap on the Butt ---"That's mine" *Playing with the Ear ---"I can't live without you" *Holding on tight ---"Don't let go" *Looking into each other's Eyes ---"Don't leave me" *Playing with Hair on Head ---"Tell me you love me" *Arms around the Waist ---"I love you too much to let go" *Laughing while Kissing ---"I am completely Comfortable with you" --Advice-- *Dont ask for a kiss, take one. *If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. --Requirements-- *Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relation
Seduction Style
Some Tunes From Back East...
Hey there peoples! Just letting anyone who reads my BLOGS know that some of my Boyz from back East just started a new band. They call themselves : Hi Def Herpeez They're Wicked Pissah, so click this link and check 'em out! If you like Heavy Metal/Hard Rock then you should enjoy it as much as I do!
Good Night!
Night night everyone. I'm off to bed...I'll be back sometime tomorrow after work. Buried at
Demon's Lady - 56513
a wonderful friend a beautiful woman so sweet so very loving always here when you need her tender an caring a demon if aroused a wonderful friend
I hate it when mothers use their children in some sort of scam. See how the kids distract this woman, while their mother steals from the woman's purse. Be careful. Don't let this happen to you................
Another Paper I Have Written For Soc Class Opinions And Critiques Are Welcomed
My Affluenza project for this term was, to stop buying bottled water form the store and just install a filter on my sink tap at home. I would then fill the empty water bottles from that. I chose this because I had been reading up on the “purifying” techniques used by bottling companies. I did not anticipate what the monetary amount of my savings. I had not thought that I, and my family, spent such a large amount of money buying water each month. My conclusions are as follows; Point one; I noticed a change in my spending habits almost immediately. This may come as a shock to some, but I was spending on average more than $90/month on bottled water. This far exceeded my original figure. I went back over an entire year’s receipt that included bottled water and calculated an average for each month. I was very surprised. I thought that trying to take the time each week to fill bottles would have been too much of a hassle for me. After all this has been a very bust trimester
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I Am Gonna Get A Little Brutal In This.
I am going to be brutally honest in this and if I step on your toes and you don't like it then delete me off your list and move the hell on! Lost Cherry or when it was Lost Cherry or whatever you want to call it now use to be so much fun to sign on to. I looked forward to signing on, meeting people, and chatting. Now I am barely on here. There are a few reasons for this. 1. The bullentin board with foolish posts 2. The childish behavior 3. Stupidity and pettiness THE BULLENTIN BOARD! I am so fucking tired of signing on and going through my bullentins and seeing the following titles. Perv Alert, Faker, Conner, and child molester! WTF!?!?! What the hell does this have to do with Cherry Tap????? Nine times out of ten it was posted by a person that is pissed at the addressed person. GROW THE HELL UP! This is slander and if it is proven to be untrue your ass could have charges pressed against you. This shit causes a lot of drama and should be dealt with in a different
Woman's Dictionary
1. Fine This is the word women use at the end of any argument when they feel they are right but can't stand to hear you argue any longer. It means that you should shut up. Incidentally, never use the word "fine" to describe how she looks. It will lead to one of the arguments mentioned above. 2. Five minutes These words actually mean half an hour. It is the equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the rubbish, so women feel that it's an even trade. 3. Nothing The word "nothing" means something and you should be on your guard immediately on hearing it uttered. It is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" is signal for an argument that will last "five minutes" and end with the word "fine". 4. Go Ahead (Raised eyebrow) Said in conjunction with raised eyebrows, it actually means the opposite. The words "go ahead" are not permission to d
Worth It Or Not?
Thinking of popping my cherry with my first blast. Thing is, are they worth it? I wouldn't want to purchase a blast, and it doesn't offer the results seen in other's who are on their 3rd or 4th blast. I guess I'll give it more thought.
Proof The World Is Nuts !!!!
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in amirror. (Do they look different reversed?) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick?) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse than "going blind!") *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: Und
Here Alone
so it is 12:53 am right now.. I'm feeling all sorts of emotions.. and i dont know why.. and i know i am depressed because im listenin to slow love songs and other depressing songs.. i'm not sure why i am depressed and i wish it would go away. i want to feel happy again. ha you know whats sad and im going to write this because i doubt any of the people i hang out wit will acutally read this.. even when i am with all my friends having the greatest time ever i'm actually really depressed and im not sure why. its like there is a gap in me somewhere that hasnt been filled completely and i cant figure out what it is. i dont know if its love. my home life. my missing childhood that i never had or what but something is gone and i really have a strong feeling its not coming back anytime to soon, i dont know where it is or why it left me. i actually think this is being caused by the death of my stepfather that just happened this September ever sence then i really havent been the 'alex' everyone
Global Stratification....something I Wrote For Class And Would Like Opinions On
Ok, here’s my “prediction” for the future of the world’s children if there is no change in the global economy. I feel that we will no longer have the small villages and tiny countries, and their impoverishments to deal with. The reason for this is simple they will have been left behind in a world that does not recognize the small minorities. The world’s population as a whole tends to focus on the larger economically stable and more developed countries and ignores the little ones. This is not a new insight. Societies in general no matter whom or what they tend to be generally leave the weak in order to survive. I am not saying this is moral and just, only stating the obvious. It can be hard to train ourselves as a “Global Whole”, when the powerful people in charge are reluctant to give of themselves. In our own country the rich are still in control of what we see hear and even, if not wholly, partially responsible for who is placed in public office. Now the rich didn’t become t
Drawing Down The Moon
When you draw down the moon, you are essentially taking the Goddess into your own body and spirit. You may feel like you are in a trance,or you may feel like you can conquer the world through her energies, everyone is different. She will give you the feeling she feels suits you! But one thing that I am sure of, you will walk away with more wisdom than you had before. To draw down the moon go outside underneath the full moon. Standing in the Goddess' position which is this; Have your arms outstretched towards the moon in a "V" shape. Have your legs spread out about shoulder width. This position will let you receive all the energies from the moon and the Earth through your palms and your feet. If feasible you can be skyclad (nude), if not barefoot will be just fine. Stand in all of the goddess' glory and say the invocation below: Bewitching goddess of the crossroads Whose secrets are kept in the night, You are half remembered, half forgotten And are found in the shadows of
Merry Christmas
I am reposting this now, because the season is near. When I posted it the first time, people were like " But it's not even christmas?" Well now it's around that time. Ok FUCKERS? Merry christmas!!! — Tuesday, April 11, 2006 The world has flipped upside down..... Thank you to all you who have posted rants about people saying happy hollidays now instead of merry christmas. It's something I was going to write about before and forgot. It still comes kinda hard for me to believe. How bizarre the world gets. But it's a very good thing. Things are finally starting to come around full circle... Yes, today in the here and now Christians, Yes you heard me right, Christians and their advocacy groups, are upset that people are complaining about the things they say. How dare they try to censor you guys. Not you who don't want walmart to sell cd's with cussing, or mature video games. Not you people who give me dirty looks and tell me to watch my language, not yo
Pain 2
i want your soul to keep inside my box to hide from all. i want to protect you. i want to be your hero.i want to be your lover. i want to be who you hate.i want to be who makes you laugh. i want to be who makes you cry. i want to make you feel desire. i want to make you feel loathing. i want to make you feel pleasure. i want to make you feel pain.i want you to know all. i want you to be confused. i want you don't expect the best of me. don't expect the worst of me
overcome by your moving temple overcome by this holiest of altars so pure so rare to witness such an earthly goddess that i've lost my self control beyond compelled to throw this dollar down before your holiest of altars i'd sell my soul my self esteem a dollar at a time for one chance one kiss one taste of you my magdalena i bear witness to this place this prayer so long forgotten so pure so rare to witness such an earthly goddess that i'd sell my soul my self esteem a dollar at a time for one chance one kiss one taste of you my black madonna i'd sell my soul my self esteem a dollar at a time one taste one taste one taste of you my magdalena
Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant, they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter, for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise caution in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals; and everywhere life is full of heroism. Be yourself. Especially, do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love, for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is perenni
Havent Done One In A While
ok so im home from work and man it is colder than a witch's titty out there tonight DAYUM, so as per the usual request at this time, who wants to come rub my feet..... I can make it worth your while in the morning *wink*
Words Ta Live By
If it dont make Dolla's it dont make cent's!!
Yes Another One....
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I Want To Be 6 Again.....
To Whom It May Concern: I hereby officially tender my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of a 6 year old again. I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant. I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make ripples with rocks. I want to think M&Ms are better than money, because you can eat them. I want to play kickball during recess and paint with watercolors in art. I want to lie under a big Oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summers' day. I want to return to a time when life was simple. When all you knew were colors, addition tables and simple nursery rhymes, but that didn't bother you, because you didn't know what you didn't know and you didn't care. When all you knew was to be happy because you didn't know all the things that should make you worried and upset. I want to think that the world is in my youth... I matured and I learned too much. I learned of nuclear wea
Just Wanted To Say Hi...
Greating to all my friends and family. May All Your Fantasies Come True!!
Live Webcam Cumshot: Result
Thank you Ladies for your support, you can see it again here. (You must be over 18, and my FRIEND, ask me if you're not) I hope you enjoyed, in that case, don't forget to leave me a comment =) My apologize for the ladies that could not connect to my webcam in time ... Let me know if you want to watch the next one, just send me a message with Your Yahoo Messenger ID Kisses
Ransom Note.
Yes, I actually ransomed Mojo Jojo to the boys. Joe negotiated. Rather than the forty thousand dollars, he sent crayons, which worked for me, as I wasn't willing to bend on the two coloring books. Since he met my demands, I actually had a two foot tall Mojo Jojo delivered to him.
The Secret
The Creator gathered all of Creation and said, "I want to hide something from the humans until they are ready for it. It is the realization that they create their own reality." The eagle said, "Give it to me, I will take it to the moon." The Creator said, "No. One day they will go there and find it." The salmon said, "I will bury it on the bottom of the ocean." "No. They will go there too." The buffalo said, "I will bury it on the Great Plains." The Creator said, "They will cut into the skin of the Earth and find it even there." Grandmother Mole, who lives in the breast of Mother Earth, and who has no physical eyes but sees with spiritual eyes, said, "Put it inside of them." And the Creator said, "It is done."
What A Coven Is Not
A COVEN IS NOT A DEMOCRACY. Although many fine Neo-Pagan groups choose to operate using 'non-hierarchical consensus', traditional Wicca does not. In the United States, egalitarian assumptions are often at odds with the urge for individual distinction. When Wicca began, the need for hierarchy was self- evident: you worked until your achievement was obvious and then you received recognition. So a traditional coven is a hierarchy and, as High Priestess, you're in charge. That means you're responsible for whatever goes on and to blame for whatever goes wrong. Welcome to the Club. May you wield it skillfully! If you would lead people, you must offer them something valuable. If you want their loyalty, you must cultivate it. If you want their respect you must be honest, and that means, first, being honest with yourself. Do not let your words and deeds be seen to contradict each other. Keep the 'wit' in Witchcraft — by always laughing louder and longer at your own follies than those of ot
You come out of the shower drippping wet. I'm sitting onthe bed naked. I grab the towel and start drying off your strong, hard body. Your cock starts growing hard from the feel of my hands touching you. I get on my knees in front of you and take your semi-hard cock into my hands. I start slowly moving my hand up and down your shaft jacking you off. My other hand gently cups your balls and rubbing them. I lean forward and lick the head of your dick with my tongue ring. You push your cock towards my mouth and I take the head into my warm, wet mouth. "Mmm", you say,"that feels so good baby." I take your cock deeper into my mouth and feel it growing even harder. I take your whole cock into my mouth and start really sucking it. You tell me that I'd better stop if I don't want you to cum yet. You lay me down on the bed and start kissing my breasts. You take my now hard nipples into your mouth and I moan with pleasure. "Oh baby I want you to fuck me," I say. "Oh yes, get on your knees baby."
Don’t Take Christ Out Of Christmas
Remembering this Season And what it’s about Don’t take Christ out of Christmas It’s HIS name, we need shout. In this world full of sin We are only to blame For so many would like To remove His Holy name. The birth of our Savior What a blessed event If you just don’t believe Then you better repent. A miracle came From God up above Giving to us Unconditional love. Yet some don’t want us To mention His name Don’t they feel the guilt The sin and the shame? God, please forgive those Who are filled with such hate Don’t they know they won’t enter Our Heaven’s golden gate? Just allow me my rights To rejoice in my Lord The one all my life I have always adored. Happy Birthday Dear Jesus I praise Your Holy name And no one can force me To feel any shame. Don’t take Christ out of Christmas Don’t you see this is wrong? For it IS Jesus Christ To whom we belo
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Red Fridays
SUBJECT: I wear Red An e mail from a woman named Tammy. PLEASE READ THE ENTIRE EMAIL AND YOU SEE WHAT IS MEANT BY RED FRIDAY. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Last week, while traveling in Canada on business, I noticed a soldier traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two-and-two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the soldier, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. No, he responded. Heading out I asked? No. I'm escorting a soldier home. Going to pick him up? No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq. I'm taking him home to his family. The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn't know the soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so few days
The Visit
Ruth went to her mail box and there was only one letter. She picked it up and looked at it before opening, but then she looked at the envelope again. There was no stamp, no postmark, only her name and a address. She read the letter: ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Dear Ruth, We are going to be in your neighborhood Saturday afternoon and we would like to visit. Always, Your Lord and Lady ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Her hands were shaking as she placed the letter on the table. "Why would the God and Goddess want to visit me? I'm nobody special. I don't have anything to offer." With that thought, Ruth remembered her empty kitchen cabinets. "Oh my goodness, I really don't have anything to offer. I'll have to run down to the store and buy something for dinner." She reached for her purse and counted out it's contents. Five dollars and forty cents. "Well, I can get some bread and cold cuts, at least." She threw on h
Expensive leather You're my only happiness in this When I'm all alone, I'm thinking to end this I wish that time spent together is endless Still have that photo of our first french kiss Remember English class?, teacher said no class Would have got expelled if you'd asked No question! My ascention everyday is your name mentioned Unspoken words we shared in such unrare a fation Stars couldn't have catched us when flashing Glitter in a mirror reflect my love thats clearer Your my wisdom, If I were a five percenter youd be my center Choco-berry straw flavoured, my vanilla-nut saviour No need for promises just stay here -William T. 11-25-06
Sweet emptiness So full of herself, her plate is hard to finish Kowtows she is numb to now, mirrors she befriends To her ego, her shadow is but a reflection An outline of all of her efforts to reach perfection Sophisticated styles of glamour practiced over and over Again she turns to the window and stops,pretending to shop Conversations are merely held to channel propensities of self How far fetched to this elegant beauty that her inner is plush Many curteous fools drown in her pool of selfless trust -William T. 11-25-06 9:16 PM - 1 Comments
A week till tommorrow It is early and the sky is slowly turning purple But that was three hours ago Or will it be I'm not sure, time has lost me My anxious waiting has left me to ponder Onward like a tumbleweed towards a destined yonder Grab a pen or take a nap? Have a bite or book a flight? It seems theres a long way to go tonight William T. 11-26-06 3:13 AM - 1 Comments - 2
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? (Neo-Pagan-style) Alexandrian/Gardnerian: To reveal this would be to break my oath of secrecy. I can say, though, that it *really* is an ancient rite, dating far back in time, back even before 1951, and I have learned it from an unbroken lineage. As Gerald said, it takes a chicken to make an egg. Asatru: First, we don't believe in a "One Chicken" or a "Hen and Rooster." We believe in many chickens. Second, "crossing the road" is part of the three levels, or worlds, and the chicken simply crossed from one level to another. Hail to the Chickens! British Traditional: The word "chicken" comes from a very specific Old English word ("gechekken"), and it only properly applies to certain fowl of East Anglia or those descended therefrom. As for the rest, I suppose they are doing something remotely similar to crossing the road, but you must remember that traditional roads are not to be confused with the modern roads.... Celtic: In County Fee
The Picture Of Motivation.
About the new group icon, that my friends, is courtesy of James P. and one Mr. Pat Lee (the photographer). Back in 2003, James was Mr. Gainesville, which is a small city here in the wilds of Florida. (Just as a side note, I was born in Gainesville... :-p ) Anyway, I stumbled across James some time back and I was thoroughly inspired by that particular photograph. After having started this group, I wrote to James, asking for permission to use the photo, as a means of inspiration and motivation for you ladies. I figure if it can inspire me, it can do the same for you . James wrote back, after having conferred with Pat, and granted permission with the stipulation that it not be used for commercial gain.
Dec 1
I know its human for ppl not to understand everything in life but a friend was talking to me yesterday about not understanding something that happened in His life. Sometimes when bad things happen to us, we will question "why", "why me", "what did I do to deserve this". I honestly think that bad things happen to us to make us stronger, emotionally and physically. It seems he has had nothing but a string of bad luck thru out his life. I think He needs to step back and see where he is in his life, and question, "how did I end up here", and " Is this where I want to be"? He should then make a mental note to NOT repeat the same mistakes. I also believe that you become the company you keep. I think the world of my friend and wish only good things for him. I know he has a long road ahead of him and its going to be hard. I pray that he is able to pull thru and overcome anything that is thrown at him. If I could help him , i would, but i feel he needs to focus on himself. We all come to that
A week till tommorrow It is early and the sky is slowly turning purple But that was three hours ago Or will it be I'm not sure, time has lost me My anxious waiting has left me to ponder Onward like a tumbleweed towards a destined yonder Grab a pen or take a nap? Have a bite or book a flight? It seems theres a long way to go tonight William T. 11-26-06
Nice Horse (lmfao)
A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation and said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you've got there sir. Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
Modern Consumerism
Not to put a damper on things... but the whole concept of cherrytap is pretty disturbing to me. Firstly, the whole concept of paying to have your profile viewed. It seems to me to be pure vanity... a waste. If one were able to create content that were actually viewable, then one would turn a profit on it, not pay for it. We are people, not products to be sold--like dirty whores. Anyway, I digress. until later
New Album From My Boys The (hardhitters)titled After The Rain !
Year of twelve First of twelve is one, start the cycle to a drum Second is like Tuesdays meaningless advance Marching to the drum still keeping up the pace When April arrives, mother Earth cleans up her space May the birds sing and trees blossom to the Sun June marks the first of Air's elemental twosome Fly back home or to your two weeks, many book July Modest is August, calm and soothing , passing by September's last hope for a hot summer in the end October is the 10th, not the 8th my friend Rain in November when remembered, wash away dry tears December is the month of presence ending years -William T 11-24-06
Pagan Baby Song
Hush little baby don't you squall Momma's gonna buy you a crystal ball And if you still can't see beyond Momma's gonna buy you a magic wand And if that wand don't change your fate Momma's gonna teach you to levitate And if the astral makes you sick, Momma's gonna buy you an incense stick And if that patchouli smells rank Momma's gonna buy you a sensory deprivation tank And if that tank don't float your bones Momma's gonna buy you some some precious stones And if those gems don't ease your heart Momma's gonna buy you a natal chart And if your planets go berserk Momma's gonna buy you some bodywork And if your aura still needs kneading Momma's gonna buy you a past life reading And if your destiny stays hid Momma's gonna buy you a pyramid And if your chakras still feel stressed Momma's gonna take you on a vision quest And if power animals don't come to charm ya Sorry, kid, it's just your karma.
Sands of Time Watch! How poe...... Tic,toc,tic,toc,tic,toc Nights of cold wrapped knights of old I was told water outvalues gold Tic,toc,tic,toc,tic,toc Among other things were scorpion stings, The latter of which were all eaten Unlike grass's frailty, sand's path lay unbeaten Tic,toc,tic,toc,tic,toc Hour glasses precisely timed and measured, In this case Sand's a creator An empty, old, "well-versed destroyer", Filled with tolkens beside half-burried sabers Tic,toc,tic,toc,tic,toc William T. October 13, 2006
Installing Love
Customer Service Rep: Can you install LOVE? Customer: I can do that. I'm not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first? Customer Service Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART? Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running? Customer Service Rep: What programs are running? Customer: Let me see.... I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now. Customer Service Rep: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEMEXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off? Customer: I do
The Man who was time Once upon a man was a sailor's great weight Wether early or late after the storm Rather would he wait in the warm At the end of and, from the beginning The man who was time was left spinning Ever weaving in himself's wealth True meanings often felt Lock with no keys opened with ease, The man who was time failed the seas William T. Sep 30th,2006
When I Say I'm Broke...i'm Broke!!
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners" "Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!", "I'm broke!" and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder. The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a darn good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning." What part of broke do you not understand?
Eight Gifts That Do Not Cost A Cent
THE GIFT OF LISTENING... But you must REALLY listen. No interrupting, no daydreaming, no planing your response. Just listening. THE GIFT OF AFFECTION... Be generous with appropriate hugs, kisses, pats on the back and hand holds. Let these small actions demonstrate the love you have for family and friends. THE GIFT OF LAUGHTER... Clip cartoons. Share articles and funny stories. Your gift will say, "I love to laugh with you." THE GIFT OF A WRITTEN NOTE... It can be a simple "Thanks for the help" note or a full sonnet. A brief, handwritten note may be remembered for a lifetime, and may even change a life. THE GIFT OF A COMPLIMENT... A simple and sincere, "You look great in red," "You did a super job" or "That was a wonderful meal" can make someone's day. THE GIFT OF A FAVOR... Every day, go out of your way to do something kind. THE GIFT OF SOLITUDE... There are times when we want nothing better than to be left alone. Be sensitive to those times and
The Email
Good one . . . A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, sent the e-mail. Meanwhile, some where in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, fou
She in all herself She in all herself will break hearts Not only because her smile is all Not only because when she walks the birds sing And not only because when she talks her words sting But because she is man's weak link And strong as he may be, She in all herself will break hearts For she is eternity William T. 11-25-06
Declaration Of Peace
I, (insert your own name here), a citizen of the Planet Earth, do declare that it is my right and desire to live in peace with myself, with my neighbors, and with the world. To this end, I further declare: That I will see and treat all people as my sisters and brothers, equal and loved as children of the Mother. That I will see and treat Mother Earth and all her creatures with love, respect, and reverence. That I will see and treat myself as a child of the Goddess, worthy of love, and having gifts to share with all. Signed on this date (insert date here) by me, (Sign Here)__________________________
Fuc& Bi&$#^
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned." Priest: "What have you done my child?" Girl: "I called a man a son of a bit**." Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bit**?" Girl: "Because he touched my hand." Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bit**." Girl: "Then he touched my breast." Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**." Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father." Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**." Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where." Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where) Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!" Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of
Love Survives!
Time to share is always there I peered thru life Ever avoiding strife But now am undone My barriers broken For one has found me Reached in and unbound me Her love has burst my bonds And set music to my songs Her need for me And mine for she Has made my Winter Spring A new start With hammering heart We color the world with our dream Nothing is as it did seem The darkness of my solitude is done She - my rising sun.
Grandmaws Boyfriend
A 5 yr old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. I'm really happy with the TV as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she finally started hitting the backside of the TV, hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood a man. The man said, "Hello, son, is your grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, but she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."
Love Can Be Many Things......
Love feels no burden, thinks nothing of trouble, attempts what is above its strength, pleads no excuse of impossibility... It is therefore able to undertake all things, and it completes many things, and warrants them to take effect, where he who does not love would faint and lie down. Love is watchful and sleeping, slumbereth not. Though weary, it is not tired; though pressed, it is not straitened; though alarmed, it is not confounded...
Conversation Between The God And Goddess
Imagine the conversation the Creators might have had about this: "Goddess you know all about gardens and nature. What in the world is going on down there in the Midwest? What happened to the dandelions, violets, thistle and stuff we started eons ago? We had a perfect, no-maintenance garden plan. Those plants grow in any type of soil, withstand drought and multiply with abandon. The nectar from the long lasting blossoms attracted butterflies, honey bees and flocks of songbirds. I expected to see a vast garden of colors by now. But all I see are these green rectangles." "It's the tribes that settled there, Lord. The Suburbanites. They started calling your flowers 'weeds' and went to great extent to kill them and replace them with grass." "Grass? But, Lady, it's so boring. It's not colorfull. It doesn't attract butterflies, birds and bees, only grubs and sod worms. It's temperamental with temperatures. Do these Suburbanites really want all that grass growing there?" "Appar
The Magic Of Love
Love is like magic And it always will be. For love still remains Life's sweet mystery!! Love works in ways That are wondrous and strange And there's nothing in life That love cannot change!! Love can transform The most commonplace Into beauty and splendor And sweetness and grace. Love is unselfish, Understanding and kind, For it sees with its heart And not with its mind!! Love is the answer That everyone seeks... Love is the language, That every heart speaks. Love can't be bought, It is priceless and free, Love, like pure magic, Is life's sweet mystery!!
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The Witches Rede Of Chivalry
Insofar as the Craft of the Wise is the most ancient and most honorable creed of humankind, it behooves all who are Witches to act in ways that give respect to the Old Gods, to their sisters and brothers of the Craft, and to themselves. Therefore, be it noted that: Chivalry is a high code of honor which is of most ancient Pagan origin, and must be lived by all who follow the Old Ways. It must be penned that thoughts and intent put forth on this middle-Earth will wax strong in other worlds beyond, and return...bringing into creation, on this world, that which had been sent forth. Thus one should exercise discipline, for "as ye do plant, so shall ye harvest." It is only by preparing our minds to be as Gods that we can ultimately attain godhead. "This above thine own self be true..." A Witch's word must have the validity of a signed and witness oath. Thus, give thy word sparingly, but adhere to it like iron. Refrain from speaking ill of others, for not all trut
Yo, Ho!
I'm not saying you're a whore... I'm just saying I want my money back.
More Random Notes.
I jammed today to the point of muscle fatigue and I'm feelin' quite sassy! I can truly say that TJ is Hooah! It has helped me to tone my bottom and thighs in the short time that I've been doing it! It's truly amazing! ------------------------------------ So, life has been a wee bit hectic lately, but honestly, when isn't it? Sometimes, I feel like life will get the best of me, but then I start thinking about the best of me. There's a great deal of good in the worst of you and I, you know. I guess that sounds quite immodest, but you know, it isn't often that I remember to give myself the kindness that I dole out to others. Really, when I think about it, I should be just as kind and encouraging to myself as I am to others. If I treat myself poorly, who's to say that one day, my poor treatment will not spill over into another aspect of my life? What if I become so comfortable with being down on myself that I decide it's okay to knock someone else down, so to speak? It's not something I'
Random Thought.
If you stick a flower up your bum, it doesn't make you a vase.
Baby, It's Cold Outside....'s starting to get VERY cold here.  We had some freezing rain earlier and most of it is still on the grass and rooftops. Winter is finally here, and sure enough I missed the last 2 days of work because I was sick.  But it's ok, it wasn't that bad...there weren't many dogs there.  I am hoping to get everything I want for Christmas to be able to give to everyone I'm wanting to buy for.  Bad part is...I have to wait until next payday to really be able to go shopping.  Christmas is one of my favorite holidays b/c it's so pretty at night with lights on the houses, families getting together.  And many other things.  I may not get much for people because lately it's all about my niece and nephew.  So some people i'm wanting to get things for may have to wait until after christmas to get there present.  I hope everyone is doing well and staying healthy through this holiday season...and stay warm.    Here is a picture of my backyard earlier this evening:((remember this is the Dallas
The Stranger
She couldn’t believe what she was doing. She was standing in her living room, with some man she’d never met before. She was naked, with nothing to cover her body. Standing there, staring at his hard cock before her eyes. GOD, it made her pussy itch with a need of attention. She walked closer to him. Ran her hand down his chest. And stopped short of his huge erect cock. It was so big, bigger then anything she’d ever seen before. Bigger then anything that she’s ever fucked. I had to be nearly 10 inches long. “Touch it, you know you want to” She looked up at the stranger standing before her. God, she didn’t even know his name. He’d simply come to her door at the wrong time. But she did as she was told. She reached down, and took as much of his hard cock in her hand. Mmmmmmmm, was all this man could say. She stared stroking it faster, getting a better grip on it; she held it a little tighter. Soon, he was rocking his hips with the motion of her hand. Her mouth started to nearly water. She
Theres Chickens In The Trees People
I honestly have no idea what a blog is other than it sounds like some weird german sex thing... i figure it's like some kind of rant/ brain fart where you just vent whatever shit is on your mind. so ere it goes.. why is the third hand on a clock the second hand? why does soft drink have artificial flavour yet dishwashing liquid and soap contains real lemon ? and finally if i am me and you are you and everybody else is someone else then why the fuck is peter piper picking a peck of pickled pepper anyway? these questions keep me up at night *shakes violently*
This Blows.
So I have a hard time meeting guys in general. I am pretty shy in person and the fact that I am 6'3" doesn't help me at all. So I have baiscally turned to myspace for meeting guys to go out and date. Well, tonight I was supposed to go to a movie with this guy from myspace. We played phone tag for awhile and by the time I actually talked to him he had had a couple drinks and didn't feel like going out anymore. He said that I was still welcome to come over and hang out. Because I was extremely bored and extremely stupid I went over to his house. He basically threw himself on me and when I told him that I didn't want to go any farther with him he looked at me and said "I though that this it what myspace is for.." I told him I don't have sex with guys the first time I meet them and then he asked me what it would take for me to sleep with him. So after he gave up on trying to have sex with me, he went to his room and came back to the living room with his bong and a bag of pot which he then
You know you are in love when you see the world in her eyes, and her eyes everywhere in the world!
Yule Celebration Recipes
Morning Julegroed 4 cups milk A couple of almonds, finely chopped 1 rounded teaspoon of butter/margarine 1/4 cup sugar 1 cup washed white rice A pinch of cinnamon powder 1/2 cup thick cream In a large saucepan, heat the milk until boiling. Add butter/margarine, then add the rice and turn down the heat. Cover with lid, and let rice simmer slowly for about one hour or until the milk is absorbed. Transfer to a non-metal bowl and fold in the cream and almonds. Serve in small bowls with sugar and cinnamon sprinkled on top. Sun Up Egg Squares 1 pound pork sausage, cooked & drained 1 1/4 cups bisquick 4 ounces mushrooms, sliced 12 eggs 1/2 cup sliced green onions 1 cup milk 2 medium tomatoes, chopped 1 1/2 teaspoon salt 2 cups Mozzarella cheese, shredded 1/2 teaspoon each; pepper, oregano Layer the sausage, mushrooms, onions, tomatoes, and cheese in a well greased 13"x9"x2" baking dish. Beat together the remaining ingredients in a non-metal bowl and pour over sa
Yule Lore (december 21st)
Yule, (pronounced EWE-elle) is when the dark half of the year relinquishes to the light half. Starting the next morning at sunrise, the sun climbs just a little higher and stays a little longer in the sky each day. Known as Solstice Night, or the longest night of the year, much celebration was to be had as the ancestors awaited the rebirth of the Oak King, the Sun King, the Giver of Life that warmed the frozen Earth and made her to bear forth from seeds protected through the fall and winter in her womb. Bonfires were lit in the fields, and crops and trees were "wassailed" with toasts of spiced cider. Children were escorted from house to house with gifts of clove spiked apples and oranges which were laid in baskets of evergreen boughs and wheat stalks dusted with flour. The apples and oranges represented the sun, the boughs were symbolic of immortality, the wheat stalks portrayed the harvest, and the flour was accomplishment of triumph, light, and life. Holly, mistletoe, and ivy not
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Note To Self.
As I was going through these papers, I found a note that I had written to myself quite some time ago. I thought I'd share it with you. Sarah Leigh, It basically comes down to the following: you either get busy living or you get busy dying. It's up to you. You have to make the choices that govern your personal life. You are what you make of yourself. You are a product of yourself and your choices. You must choose to make it. You must make it for yourself. After having found the undeniable proof of my own knowledge (knowledge breeds responsibility, folks), I posted that lovely pink sheet on my wall. I've read it many times today. Each time, my responsibility strikes me. You see, I'm creating my environment. Not only have I plastered my walls, but I have also ripped apart my pantry, removing certain items. I have visual reminders, such as pictures of loved ones and my paperclip chain (for every pound I lose, I add a clip). Again, I'm creating my environment. For me, stru
There is only one happines in life, To love and be loved!
The Tablecloth
The Tablecloth The brand new pastor and his wife, newly assigned to their first ministry, to reopen a church in suburban Brooklyn, arrived in early October excited about their opportunities. When they saw their church, it was very run down and needed much work. They set a goal to have everything done in time to have their first service on Christmas Eve. They worked hard, repairing pews, plastering walls, painting, etc, and on December 18 were ahead of schedule and just about finished. On December 19 a terrible tempest - a driving rainstorm hit the area and lasted for two days. On the 21st, the pastor went over to the church. His heart sank when he saw that the roof had leaked, causing a large area of plaster about 20 feet by 8 feet to fall off the front wall of the sanctuary just behind the pulpit, beginning about head high. The pastor cleaned up the mess on the floor, and not knowing what else to do but postpone the Christmas Eve service, headed home.
Legend Of Santa Claus
Santa is the Holly King, the sleigh is the Solar Chariot, the eight reindeer are the eight Sabbats, their horns represent the Horned God, the North Pole symbolizes the Land of Shadows and the dying solar year, and the gifts are meant both to welcome the Oak King as the sun reborn and as a reminder of the gift of the Holly King who must depart for the Oak King to rule. Make your own stories for your children, write them down, incorporate these representations, and your children will remember them always.
Here's a bit of fluff I use: Be F.I.T.T. To be "F.I.T. to a T," use the following guidlines: Frequency - every day. Intensity - you should feel slightly short of breath (no gasping). Time - 30 to 60 minutes. Type of exercise - whatever you enjoy that will give you an aerobic workout (walking, jogging, cycling, swimming, low-impact aerobics routines). The best time to exercise is before a meal. Exercise should become as much a habit as eating or sleeping - which is why you have to enjoy it. Stretch it out Why stretch? Stretching increases your range of motion and helps prevent injuries. It makes you more flexible, which makes you more coordinated. Stretching tips Don't stretch too far and don't bounce. Stretch slowly, then hold it in a comfortable position. Exhale as you stretch; breathe slowly and naturally. It's best to stretch after a workout when muscles are "warm."
Where Life Begins Lol I Know Im Bad But Read The Song
Madonna - Where Life Begins Lyrics Warm inside, yeah I'd like to direct your attention To something that needs directing to A lot of people talk about Dining in and eating out I guess that's what this song's about I know this is not a dining room conversation And you don't have to listen if you don't have the time But let me remind you in case you don't already know Dining out can happen down below Bridge: Everybody's talkin' 'bout Wanting that and needing this I'd just like to know If you want to learn a different kind of kiss Chorus: So won't you go down where it's warm inside Go down where I cannot hide Go down where all life begins Go down that's where my love is Now what could be better than a home cooked meal How you want to eat it depends on how you feel You can eat all you want and you don't get fat Now where else can you go for a meal like that It's not fair to be selfish or stin
Get To Know Me :o)
GET TO KNOW ME!! OK HERE'S HOW THIS WORK I WILL TELL YOU TEN THING'S ABOUT ME THEN I WILL PICK TEN PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME THING THIS IS A GOOD WAY FOR US ALL TO GET TO KNOW THE PEOPLE WE CHAT WITH AND CALL OUR FRIENDS I THINK IF YOUR MY FRIEND YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW ALL YOU CAN AS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU SO IF I PICK YOU YA GOTTA PLAY DAMMIT LOL 1)I'm originally from upstate New york.So I guess that makes me a Damn Yankee. 2)I love Jack and Coke 3)I have 3 kids and 5 grandkids 4)I was married for 17 years to a southern belle from Alabama. 5)I love anything that has to do with the Paranormal. 6)I love to read 7)I love triple Chocolate Ice Cream 8)I look for the good in all people.I love to help others. 9)It was my Birthday Today (11/30) 10)I'm a night owl.I love the mystery and serenity of the night. If you read this then you have to do it too!
Snowed In At Oklahoma City
Wow, it has been so long since I have seen snow fall so effortlessly with grace. I am snowed in at Oklahoma City. I am sitting in front of this magnificient roaring fireplace, naked, wrapped in a blanket drinking a glass of wine. Where is my very sexy lover at?????
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Native American Flutes
A Yuma flute player photographed in about 1865. He is playing a cane flute. This demonstrates that the flute, while not common among all Nations, did indeed stretch from the west to the east. The majority of the flute music heard in the contemporary world comes from the Plains Peoples, in terms of how the flute is made, and the modes of tunings, fingerings, and style. NATIVE AMERICAN FLUTES There are many stories among the various Nations as to the origin of the flute. Some American historians believe that the flute was developed after German organ-pipe craftsmen came to America in search of woods with which to make organ pipes. Given that these craftsmen did not arrive in America until the late 1700's, this could not be a plausible theory, as indigenous flutes dating back nearly 2000 years have been discovered by archeologists. The flute was used by some Nations in ceremony or healing at one time, but it has been said by the Elders that these ceremonies
Motivational Quotes
Here are some quotes and whatnot that I have found to be particularly inspiring and motivational. "I thought: If I was lucky enough to live, I'd change, myself-I realized I could have a new life-new energy, new endurance, and feel better about myself." Larry King (After his 1987 heart attack) "Success is easy to find. It's 'down the street' from Discipline and 'around the corner' from Consistency." "If you will discipline yourself to make your mind self-sufficient you will thereby be least vulnerable to injury from the outside." Critias of Athen People create their own success by learning what they need to learn and then by practicing it until they become proficient at it. Brian Tracy "Nothing of importance is ever achieved without discipline. I feel myself sometimes not wholly in sympathy with some modern educational theorists, because I think that they underestimate the part that discipline plays. But the discipline you have in your life should be one determined
Random Notes.
A small introduction may help. I'm not making these up as I go along. I'll add a few of my previous posts before I start writing new posts. The great thing about Hooah is that it's always positive, no matter how tired I am or how unsuccessful I feel. If it starts snaking into my brain that I'm not going to make it, I spit out a Hooah or two and I just hop to it. Well, maybe I don't hop, but I do manage to get it done. And that's Hooah! ------------------------------ So, life has been hitting fairly hard lately. Sometimes, I feel like a shadow of myself, not quite there, but not really gone... A strange sensation, to say the least. Instead of yielding to the urge to sit on the side of the road, I continue on my way. I start out walking, then I begin to jog. Next, I break into a run. When I can no longer run, I jog. When I can no longer jog, I walk. I remind myself that as long as I keep on stepping, regardless of pace, I will eventually arrive at my destination. And that is Hoo
Crawling the floor to search for more I drag my feet beneath the deep The lost are upon me I do not hide I try instead to stay inside I keep what they beseech within me I search the murk along the earth I tried but can't hide from the secret inside I tell about Hell but they don't choose to ride I crawl around all the hopes and dreams I hold my own though I bear it alone I chase the embrace that my secret contains I hold the control but the misery remains I seek that someone The one who would hear He's near But for now I lurk the bottom depths In death I can only see where I'm most free And though I see him He's there He comes to drive once again alive In me And he comes for me that I can be free He wants and tries to find my eye And he lies But I tell So I can finally die
A New Friend
Hi all..A friend of mine I've been talking to on yahoo decided to join...Give him a big cherry welcome for me please :) searching29@ CherryTAP
Stoner's X-mas
So I have been really depressed as of late...and wanting to go back to cutting. It's been three years since the last time I cut myself, and I want to do it again...there would only be one person who would find out about it...because they would end up seeing the cuts... I am so sick of people. They're your friends then not then your friends is most annoying. There are people I don't even really talk to anymore that I have known for years and years...sadly enough I don't even give a shit anymore. I'm pretty sure they know who they are. I swear I'm on the verge of a break down, we just found out my only brother is going to Iraq.... Now all I have to say to everyone is to fucking bring it on, I'm numb and don't give a shit anymore. Numb - Pink No sleep, no sex for you from your ex-girlfriend I was too deep can't let you call me just jump in2 At times I would push my feelings aside to let you feel I'm novocaine I'm numb and nothing's real Like the coldest win
Whoever Shall Keep The Whole Law, And Yet Stumble In One Point, He Is Guilty Of All —james 2:10
December 1, 2006 The Law and the Gospel Whoever shall keep the whole law, and yet stumble in one point, he is guilty of all —James 2:10 About this cover The moral law does not consider our weaknesses as human beings; in fact, it does not take into account our heredity or infirmities. It simply demands that we be absolutely moral. The moral law never changes, either for the highest of society or for the weakest in the world. It is enduring and eternally the same. The moral law, ordained by God, does not make itself weak to the weak by excusing our shortcomings. It remains absolute for all time and eternity. If we are not aware of this, it is because we are less than alive. Once we do realize it, our life immediately becomes a fatal tragedy. "I was alive once without the law, but when the commandment came, sin revived and I died" ( Romans 7:9 ). The moment we realize this, the Spirit of God convicts us of sin. Until a person gets there and sees that there is no hope, the Cr
Hot Or Not
HOT OR NOT ~ Post this if you aren't scared to see how people think of you!!! 0 = ewwwwwwwwwwww! 1 = Definetly not attractive.... 2 = Decent 3 = Cute 4 = Fine as hell! 5 = I'd do you! 6 = Pretty damn sexy! 7 = Lovable, I LOVE YOU!!! 8 = I wanna make you my man/girl. 9 = Just a friend. 10 = Sexiest person I know! 11 = Fuckin Handsome/Beautiful! 12 = Ya, I've checked you out a few times. 13 = I wanna fuck you! 14 = Let's get married ------------------------------------ I would love to see what all my CherryTAP friends think of me. Please comment with the number(s) above! You can post your answer here or send me a private message! Thanks, Andrew
Welcome Yule Ceremony
To form the Circle, each person takes the left hand of the person to the left with the right hand and greets her/him: I welcome you to the Solstice Eve Circle. Opening - From the Revels: And so the shortest day came And the year died And everywhere down the centuries of the snow-white world Came people singing, dancing To drive the dark away Let's all proclaim together--Welcome Yule, WELCOME YULE!!! Calling Directions East Spirit of the East, Power of Air! With your gifts of light and clarity We hail you and invite you To join our Circle This Solstice Eve. By the Air that is Her breath Send forth your light And bless us with your Presence! South Spirit of the South, Power of Fire! With your gifts of passion and love We hail you and invite you To join our Circle This Solstice Eve. By the fire that is Her spirit Send forth your flame And bless us with your Presence! West Spirit of the West, Power of Water! With your gifts of depth and feeling We
Continuing In The Grace Of God
December 1st Continuing in the Grace of God When he came and had seen the grace of God, he was glad, and encouraged them all that with purpose of heart they should continue with the Lord... Now when the congregation had broken up, many of the Jews and devout proselytes followed Paul and Barnabas, who, speaking to them, persuaded them to continue in the grace of God. (Acts 11:23; 13:43) Whenever the grace of God is allowed to work in human hearts, visible spiritual evidences eventually appear. This can bring joy to those who are outwardly observing this inward work of grace. Still, it is appropriate to exhort those who have made progress in grace to continue in the grace of God. When Barnabas arrived in Antioch to evaluate the reported spiritual revival, he was able to observe the outward confirmations of God's inward work of grace. These verifications of grace caused him to rejoice. "He was glad." However, he knew that words of exhortation were appropriate. Thus, he began
Totems are a difficult concept to explain, but you need an understanding of what a totem is before you can understand what it means to follow Raven. A totem is a spiritual creature, but it is not a god. You do not worship a totem, you follow it. A totem embodies a certain way of life - a representation of a set of ideals. The ideals are usually personified in the form of an animal, but can also be as abstract as the chinook wind, or grandfather thunder. "You do not choose your totem. Your totem chooses you" That is one of the most common phrases I've heard or read about totems. It reflects one of the basic principles of totems - You don't control them, and you can't explain them... but something deep inside you responds to the totem's call. When you follow the way of a totem, it just "feels right". That isn't to say a totem's way is that of least resistance. Following a totem often puts certain demands or restrictions on you, and it isn't always easy. The Way of a to
Today's Promise From The Bible John 6:51
Today's Promise from the Bible John 6:51 I am the living bread which came down from heaven: if any man eat of this bread, he shall live for ever: and the bread that I will give is my flesh, which I will give for the life of the world. Reflection Jesus speaks of Himself as the Living Bread of life. For those of us who are in Christ, we shall never again experience the spiritual hunger that existed before our conversion. Jesus Christ, the Living Manna, provides all that we need to live day by day with God
wow .. so i've never really won anything.. like raffels or the lottery .. stuff like that.. tonight i won 2 tickets to teh Red Hot Chili Peppers sold out show on Jan 31st.. how fawkin awsome is that :D just figured i'd share my happiness
i just wanted everyone to have a great night and many pleasent dreams....i will dream many for you as well....
My Mind Weeps
My Mind weeps tears in my mind never told screams in the night fall on dreaming ears keep your hugs, keep your jibes find me, find my life don't you hear me? can't you see? all this courage is but a plea find me find my life know me know my strife your life is deaf mine is loud i search for solitude i find a crowd give me a moment all my own that my mind may gently weep for from these eyes sorrow may no longer seep Vince Miller
Unspoken Words
if you should die i would cry until my tears have covered the earth. and when i have finally destroyed the world that destroyed you, i would leap into the ocean of sorrow that i have created and there would be no more pain ever again... Vincent B. Miller
The Dream
The Dream The alarm never went off, to awkaken me from an ugly dream that only means it is really as bad as it feels. The phone never rang, perhaps someone telling me it was all a mistake that i would awake to another day in the sun. Things that make you say Hmmmm.... Vince B Miller
Thought You Gals Might Like This
Thought you gals might like this You are My Sunshine, My only Sunshine" (Be prepared to get watery eyes!) Like any good mother, when Karen found out that another baby was on the way, she did what she could to help her 3-year-old son, Michael, prepare for a new sibling. They found out that the new baby was going be a girl, and day after day, night after night, Michael sang to his sister in mommy's tummy. He was building a bond of love with his little sister before he even met her. The pregnancy progressed normally for Karen, an active member of the Panther Creek United Methodist Church in Morristown, Tennessee! In time, the labor pains came. Soon it was every five minutes, every three, every minute. But serious complications arose during delivery, and Karen found herself in hours of labor. Would a C-section be required? Finally, after a long struggle, Michael's little sister was born. But she was in very serious condition. With a sir
Changing Emotion
Changing Emotion Happiness is something, I cannot attain, So here in my sorrow, I will remain, Parrying my thoughts, with frustration, Can't seek help,from any relation, Needing some severe, change in life, Someone to hold, not yet my wife, I begin to question, what I aspire to be, Which makes me press on, reluctantly, This path of of mine, leads only to trouble, Burying me, with my emotional rubble, Denied in life, the things I need most, Like a mid-ocean surfer, without a coast, Material posessions, can't satisfy, My emotional need, so I cry, Someone save me, from my pain, This lonliness, is driving me insane, Perhaps I'm doomed, to walk alone, With no love in life, to call my own. Vince Miller
To You World
To you world see me see ME! looking out from the inside i watch my mirror see the cars go by the children play happy couples fade away into eternity in my mind never forgetting their simple pleasures my mirror is made of glass no one looks back no eyes to meet mine so sincere, so true, so lonely see me Vince Miller
The Hand Of God
The Hand of God Butterfly, butterfly What do you see? Floating your way through your life Much like me. Butterfly, butterfly What do you think? The changes you've gone through As quick as a wink. Butterfly, butterfly Where will you go? When life's gentle winds Turn to harsh cold of snow. Butterfly, butterfly Please teach me to fly. I stand on the ground But I long for the sky. Butterfly, butterfly I now understand. It takes nothing more Than the touch of God's hand. Vince Miller
So, talked to John and he filled me in on whats going on over there in Afghanistan, hes been outside the wire (outside Kaf -the main camp) since the second week in October, and as far as he knows he is going to be out there till at least December 12th before his coy is going to get some relief. His days are spent digging and i know..He said the place is starting to look like a sandbag fortress!! Must be quite a sight - cant wait to see the pictures he took. Since he has been out there theres no computers, no phones, showers or even REAL FOOD..these poor guys sleepin on the ground, eating rations for 2 months, not being able to shower properly or keep in touch with loved ones like everyone else. They havent been getting their mail or their care pkg's because its too hard for the drivers to get everything out to them safely..remember they are front line infantry troops.. I think someone felt bad for them and drove them out a SAT phone which was nice, and they had a co
Christ’s Glory In Tough Times
Christ’s Glory in Tough Times Psalm 34:1-3 Point a telescope at any star in the night sky. It’s amazing how the instrument will magnify the star for you, even though that distant ball of gas is actually millions of times larger than the image your eye sees. Believers are like a telescope for Christ. He is far more radiant than we could ever convey, but the purpose of our life is to magnify Him. While in Roman custody, Paul said, “Christ will even now, as always, be exalted in my body, whether by life or by death” (Philippians 1:20). In other words, Paul told the Philippians that as long as he served God, even though he could no longer preach or disciple, Christ was being glorified. In this way, Paul fulfilled the God’s purpose. He accepted his imprisonment with grace, and, even in chains, he searched for ways the Lord could use him. He rejoiced that his situation resulted in new ministry to the elite praetorian guard and, even more,
Where Is The Focus Of Your Life?
Where is the focus of your life? "Physical exercise has some value, but spiritual exercise is much more important, for it promises a reward in both this life and the next. This is true, and everyone should accept it. We work hard and suffer much in order that people will believe the truth, for our hope is in the living God, who is the Savior of all people, and particularly of those who believe. 1 Timothy 4:8-10 NLT " The faithful worker "A friend of Bernie May's (U.S. division director of Wycliffe) had the opportunity to meet a king and queen. This man worked in a tiny nation, doing community-development work. Struggling to encourage tribal people living in the high mountain valleys was difficult, and he often wondered if he was doing any good. It was easy to get discouraged. He was invited to a stand-up dinner party on the castle lawn, hosted by the queen. He felt deeply honored to be invited. In the crowd of about 400 local people, he stood out as an obvious Wes
I Am Raven
RAVEN Magic, Healing, Creation If a raven totem has come into our life, magic is at play. Raven activates the energy of magic and links it to our will and intention. With this totem, we can make great changes in our life; the ability to take the unformed thought and make it reality. The raven shows us how to go into the dark of our inner self and bring out the light of our true self; resolving inner conflicts which are long been buried. This is the deepest power of healing we can possess.
Todays Results......
I found out this morning that I dropped from 24 last week to 18 this week. Since my numbers are still dropping...the drs think that I am gonna be alright and they want me to go back on my birth control patches for a few months so that I have a healthy normal cycle a couple times so that I get back to normal then I can get back off and start again. I will have an ultrasound in January if my numbers have not reached zero by then. Thanks for hanging in here with me everyone. Angie
5 In One Surveys
SURVEY 1 If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 50 things about your friends, and let them learn 50 things about you! 1. Height? 5-5 2. Have you ever smoked heroin? no 3. Do you own a gun? no 5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"? Yes 6. What do you think of hot dogs? I TRY NOT TO 7. What's your favorite Christmas song? CHOIR OF THE BELLS 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? LO CARB MONSTER 9. Can you do push ups? UHH. NO. 10. Is your bathroom clean? DEFINE CLEAN. IT IS CLEAN TO ME! 11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? THE NECKLACE I AM GOING TO WEAR TO MY CHRISTMAS PARTY 12. Do you like painkillers? ONLY WHEN I NEED THEM 14. Do you have A.D.D.? I THINK SO, WORSE THAN EVEN COLTON 16. Middle Name? ANN 17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment. THIS IS GOING TO TAKE ALL NIGHT. I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL NEXT FRIDAY. WHERE SHOULD I GO OUT TO TOMORROW NIGHT? 18. Name the last 3 things you have bought: DINN
Yule Songs
OH, COME, ALL YE FAITHFUL! Oh, come all ye faithful Gather round the Yule Fire Oh, come ye, oh, come ye, To call the Sun! Fires within us Call the Fire above us O, come, let us invoke Him! O, come, let us invoke Him! O, come, let us invoke Him! Our Lord, the Sun! Yea, Lord, we greet Thee! Born again at Yuletide! Yule fires and candle flames Are lighted for You! Come to thy children Calling for thy blessing! O, come let us invoke Him (x3) Our Lord, the Sun! SILENT NIGHT Silent night, Solstice Night All is calm, all is bright Nature slumbers in forest and glen Till in Springtime She wakens again Sleeping spirits grow strong! Sleeping spirits grow strong! Silent night, Solstice night Silver moon shining bright Snowfall blankets the slumbering Earth Yule fires welcome the Sun's rebirth Hark, the Light is reborn! Hark, the Light is rebo
The Opinion That Counts
The Opinion That Counts Richard Roberts -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Has someone put you down? Have you been ridiculed or rejected? Slandered or libeled? Counted as a failure even before you've tried? If so, you're in good company: Critics said that Vince Lombardi had only a minimal amount of football knowledge, but he led the Green Bay Packers to be the champions of Super Bowls I and II. Critics told a young Walt Disney, "You have no future as an artist." Critics once told F. W. Woolworth he wasn't competent enough to work behind a store counter. Critics told Martin Luther King Jr. when he was a boy, "You'll never be a public speaker." Don't listen to the critics. You have Someone who is always for you-the Lord God Almighty. Read what He says about you: "Fear not, for I am with you; be not dismayed, for I am your God. I will strengthen you, yes, I will help you, I will uphold you with My righteous ri
Winter Solstice
Yule is the Lesser Pagan Sabbat that acknowledges and celebrates the rebirth of the Sun. In our symbolism of the Year as a constantly turning Wheel, this is the spoke where the Oak King (representing the light half of the year) vanquishes the Holly King (representing the dark half of the year), and thus ensures that the light and warmth of the sun will begin to increase each day. Known also as the Winter Solstice, this is the longest night of the year and is akin to the Long, Dark Night of Soul. Sabbat celebrations often echo both of these sentiments, often beginning in silent darkness and ending in a blaze of light, fire, and laughter. While Yule is most often juxtapositioned with Christmas today, Yule and Winter Solstice celebrations far out date the Christian Christmas celebration. December 25th, the popular date to celebrate Christ’s birth, was also the birth date of Mithras, the ancient Persian Sun god of light and the guardian against evil. Christianity didn’t even celebrat
Today Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Life
So in my very lame career planning class, we have been working on our resumes and the career advisors are going to hang on to them so that when it comes time for my externship and/or job searcing, they can help send them to potential employers. The trouble is, I'm having a hard time getting motivated to actually start looking for a job. I have to start my externship in January, and I graduate in April. I'm only turning 21 in March! I don't know if I wan to jump into a career right away and become a "real adult." I don't want to take too much time off, maybe just wait a few months, do some much needed partying being ripely 21, and THEN begin the rest of my life. I don't know, it's just crazy to me to think that in the next 6 months I'm supposed to be starting my career. I don't even know if this is what I want to spend the rest of my life doing! Geez, I'm currently not even old enough to drink my troubles away LoL. Oh well, I guess I better just roll with it and see how it all plays
Changing Our Focus
Changing Our Focus John 15:18-21 Nothing can touch a believer’s life unless it comes through the permissive will of God. That means He has complete control, even when it feels like Satan is running rampant through our personal lives. Trapped in Roman confinement, Paul knew that God could rescue him; after all, He had removed Peter’s chains. (Acts 12:7) But Paul was not simply waiting around for liberation. Even in his chains, he earnestly continued with his kingdom work because he believed God did everything for a reason. It is true that the Lord has a purpose for whatever He brings into a person’s life. Though we may desperately wish for different circumstances, God allows us to go through a given situation when it will ultimately bring about the most favorable result. If we allow Him to finish the work instead of trying to extricate ourselves, we’ll see a positive outcome. Paul’s time in prison proved a benefit for the Gospel, though log
Ultimately, of course, the holiday is rooted deeply in the cycle of the year. It is the winter solstice that is being celebrated, seed time of the year, the longest night and shortest day. It is the birthday of the new Sun King, the Son of God—by whatever name you choose to call him. On this darkest of nights, the Goddess becomes the Great Mother and once again gives birth. And it makes perfect poetic sense that on the longest night of the winter, “the dark night of our souls”, there springs the new spark of hope, the Sacred Fire, the Light of the World, the Coel Coeth. At the winter solstice, the Circle is not yet a Circle; it is a Point. Specifically, it is the point at which spiritual energy manifests itself into the physical world. It is the divine spark, the sacred seed, the single cell, the incarnation, the universe in a mustard seed. In some ways, the Point is more inclusive than the Circle, since the Circle always implies a boundary, and a separation of that which is outsid
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God Rewards Holy People
God rewards holy people "All who are victorious will become pillars in the Temple of my God, and they will never have to leave it. And I will write my God's name on them, and they will be citizens in the city of my God—the new Jerusalem that comes down from heaven from my God. Revelation 3:12 NLT It is time to judge the dead and reward your servants. You will reward your prophets and your holy people, all who fear your name, from the least to the greatest. Revelation 11:18 NLT " About this week's promise: "Throughout the Bible, we see God giving rewards to his people according to what they deserve. In the Old Testament, obedience to God often brought rewards in this life (Deut. 28). But obedience and immediate reward are not always linked. If they were, good people would always be rich, and suffering would always be a sign of sin. If we were quickly rewarded for every faithful deed, we would soon think we were pretty good people! Before long, we would be
For The So Called Studs Here
Well i am a regular on here sometimes. and i must confess that there are a lot of BS on here, and i am sure you will agree Bullshit on that. Now for all you so called Studs on here, with no names, a little education on sex for you. You are always saying i ramed my big meat pole hard and deep inside her and she had a massive orgasim. i will not argue that point. But i have found out over years with the wife a little well known fact. which may not be true to all. Let us consider the famous G Spot. which to all you young Lads out there does exist. if one would just take the time to explore and have your lover help you in exploreing. You will find out that the GSpot is a wonderful place for a woman. as i stated before above the Wife loves for me to explore her Spot. i can finger her G Spot while she is on her back, as i kiss her and play with her breast. as i do all of the above she will have many many orgasims. And needless to say i get very excited as well. but let us not stop ther
Living Above Your Circumstances
Living Above Your Circumstances Philippians 1:12-18 Paul wrote his letter to the Philippians during a long and unjust imprisonment. But, even though Paul is in the midst of suffering, this short epistle is full of rejoicing. Paul never complains or casts blame for his situation because he learned to live above his circumstances. How do most people respond to difficulty? First, they try blaming others for the problem in order to make themselves feel better. But blaming only results in broken relationships. Second, they may complain, which brings pity from others but only enhances the problem in their own minds. Finally, they search for a way out of the situation and, in the process, usually make things worse. Paul knew that in order to live above his circumstances, rather than merely muddling through them, he needed to shift his focus. Instead of examining his problem and complaining, he looked to God. He praised God, proclaiming, “I count
Midwinter's Eve
YULE Our Christian friends are often quite surprised at how enthusiastically we Pagans celebrate the ‘Christmas’ season. Even though we prefer to use the word “Yule”, and our celebrations may peak a few days before the twenty-fifth, we nonetheless follow many of the traditional customs of the season: decorated trees, caroling, presents, Yule logs, and mistletoe. We might even go so far as putting up a ‘Nativity set’, though for us the three central characters are likely to be interpreted as Mother Nature, Father Time, and the baby Sun God. None of this will come as a surprise to anyone who knows the true history of the holiday, of course. In fact, if truth be known, the holiday of Christmas has always been more Pagan than Christian, with its associations of Nordic divination, Celtic fertility rites, and Roman Mithraism. That is why John Calvin and other leaders of the Reformation abhorred it, why the Puritans refused to acknowledge it, much less celebrate it (to them, no day of the
Have You Refused To Listen To God?
Have you refused to listen to God? "Now if you will fear and worship the Lord and listen to his voice, and if you do not rebel against the Lord's commands, and if you and your king follow the Lord your God, then all will be well. But if you rebel against the Lord's commands and refuse to listen to him, then his hand will be as heavy upon you as it was upon your ancestors. 1 Samuel 12:14-15 NLT But the Lord said to Moses and Aaron, "Because you did not trust me enough to demonstrate my holiness to the people of Israel, you will not lead them into the land I am giving them!" This place was known as Meribah, because it was where the people of Israel argued with the Lord, and where he demonstrated his holiness among them. Numbers 20:12-13 NLT O universal strength, I know it well It is but froth of folly to rebel For thou art Lord and hast the keys of Hell. C.S. Lewis " To reject God call is to rebel "The word rebel conjures up images of motorcycles, black lea
The Understanding Underneath
Experiences With Multiple Meanings Though we humans are self-aware, we nonetheless cannot distance ourselves from the world around us and have a natural tendency to ascribe meaning to all that we experience. The significance we perceive in our experiences is rooted in our observation of patterns as they relate to ourselves. One situation has the power to teach us about life because it exposes us to something unfamiliar. Another touches our emotions deeply by enabling us to see how fortunate we are. Yet our initial impressions of an experience may not wholly reveal the true significance of that occurrence because our full response to an experience is like an onion with many layers that all have disparate meanings. Consider that a sunrise may stun us visually while simultaneously evoking memories of childhood and reminding us that each new day is a rebirth. If you take the time to examine your experiences closely, you will discover that your original impressions may only be a part
For My New Friends
Hey all, Just wanted to say thanks a lot for all your comments and messages and rating me you guys are AWESOME, I'm sorry I haven't been able to return the favor, but I will try to ASAP, you just gotta bear with me cause im working with dial-up connection and as you can imagine it takes a while for things to load, so just wanted to say thanks to everyone and you WILL hear from me soon!
Your Perfect Teacher Many of us long to find a spiritual teacher or guru. We may feel unsure of how to practice our spirituality without one, or we may long for someone who has attained a higher level of insight to lead the way for us. Some of us have been looking for years to no avail and feel frustrated and even lost. The good news is that the greatest teacher you could ever want is always with you-that is your life. The people and situations we encounter every day have much to teach us when we are open to receiving their wisdom. Often we don't recognize our teachers because they may not look or act like our idea of a guru, yet they may embody great wisdom. In addition, some people teach us by showing us what we don't want to do. All the situations in our lives, from the insignificant to the major, conspire to teach us exactly what we need to be learning at any given time. Patience, compassion, perseverance, honesty, letting go-all these are covered in the classroom of the teac
Finding Joy In Life's Surprises
Releasing Your Expectations As we endeavor to find personal fulfillment and realize our individual ideals, we naturally form emotional attachments to those outcomes we hope will come to pass. These expectations can serve as a source of stability, allowing us to draft plans based on our visions of the future, but they can also limit our potential for happiness by blinding us to equally satisfying yet unexpected outcomes. Instead of taking pleasure in the surprising circumstances unfolding around us, we mourn for the anticipation left unfulfilled. When we think of letting go of our expectations, we may find ourselves at the mercy of a small inner voice that admonishes us to strive for specific goals, even if they continually elude us. However, the opposite of expectation is not pessimism. We can retain our optimism and free ourselves from the need to focus on specific probabilities by opening our hearts and minds to a wide variety of possible outcomes. When we expect a situation, e
Serene Celebrations
Avoiding Holiday Stress For many people, the advent of autumn heralds the start of a stressful holiday season. From November to January, we feel pressured to be wonderful hosts, entertain scores of loved ones, and remain calm amid chaos. Yet much of the tension we feel during the holidays is a direct result of our own expectations. In our efforts to please others and to craft the ultimate celebration, we overextend ourselves and miss out on the spirit of the season. This year, consider transforming your approach to your celebrations. Instead of striving for perfection, endeavor to enjoy the treats that only come once a year, the company of family and friends, and the little unexpected occurrences that make each holiday unique. Before you begin your whirlwind of seasonal preparations, ask yourself what aspects of each holiday are most important to you and what holiday-related goals you hope to achieve this year. As the holiday season draws nearer, resolving to give up your dreams
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You Didn't See Me..
* H A !! *
Which Female Rockstar are you? Gwen StefaniLead singer of No Doubt You kick massive amounts of ass on a daily basis. Your music is upbeat, happy ska/punk, and so is your personality. You've got the energy and the attitude to put on a killer show. Your life is all about your boys, and who could ask for better ones? Whether you're chilling with your man, Gavin from Bush, or rocking out with your best friends (your band), you can be one of the guys, while looking like one of the sexiest girls alive! The best part is, unlike most female celebrities, it's not only your body that makes you hot (although those abs don't hurt). Your style, energy, and personality are the things that most your fans adore about you. Your hair changes with your mood, but it always looks great whether it's platinum blonde, blue, pink, or brown. You can take any outfit and turn it into a fashion statement; whether it's a sports bra and diamond jewlery, or a bathing suit top and baggy pants. And no matter what peop
Seasons Of False Hope(author: Allison Pollack Alexander)
Why won't the earth stop turning why is time slipping away I was certain that you'd come for me on a balmy August day Coffee and endless sunrise on this hope I had hold that I would see your smiling face when the leaves turned red and gold Bundle up for winter winds but fill my heart with song I thought you'd knock upon my door when the nights were dark and long Another seasons come too fast as I look down the lane I was sure that you'd come for me before the springtimes rain As spring folds into summer and summer into fall I dare not whisper to my heart 'he may not come at all' Copyright ©2006 by Allison Pollack Alexander Allison Pollack Alexander @ Authorsden
Jolene Thoughts !
No one moves me in the ways you do I waited a life time for someone like you You sweet spirit brings me peace You break my chains my soul you release I am free to be who I am with out fear I hold in my heart only you so dear For in this world I have wandered alone Not sure of what all the things I’ve been shown Sometimes lost with out direction and blind Thinking maybe I was losing my mind Is there a God ? I ponder the thought To assert my own will against all I fought Left with out all these worldly things I found the path to peace and accepted all it brings Still wishing for someone that would always be there Someone I could be there for and for who I would care A soul that forever would be joined with me That soul is you and I am yours for all eternity By R. Thomas Dinsmore
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The Bravest Of The Brave
Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children? GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they
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Hide Away
i think ill make a new start since youre never coming home ill pick up the pieces of my broken heart ill stand once again alone i can look out the window and never see the things in my life that were made for me so dont pretend to care and to be my friend when you left long ago you knew it was the end i sometimes hide away and wait on a memory of you i felt them fade today as the tears came crashin thru ill never be the same you wait til im done cryin to show your face sometimes its hard to see the things you cant erase so what do you want from me
I Have No Title
Tired, pained, not in a very good way Pretty shitty night Preceded by a pretty shitty day Idle, unmolested, over-tested, rejected I reject myself, I’m a fucking reject Circumvent floating negativity And all it’s adhesive magnetism Multiplying bile’s acidity Stagnating creativity Waiting for the cycle to reach apathy Because that’s at least one step away from functioning And two steps away from reveling In the beauty of lust and wrath But right now it’s something I cannot grasp Right now it feels like my chest is full of trash Kick myself in the ass Trying to distract, to get past Finding brand new reasons not to press my body against shards of glass Because that’s taboo But maybe not to someone who isn’t you Wait, hold on… ….I’m about to rage through can you hear it? Shhhh
Have A Good Weekend Sweeties
Sorry I havent been on much been so busy. I am leaving out tomorrow for a photoshoot in Chatanooga Tennessee with my girl friend yoursouthern belle. If anyone is in that area and would love to meet us maybe for drinks e-mail me @ Have a good weekend sweeties... Your naughty Lorie Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from
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OK so I've FINALLY entered the last trimester and I must say .... it's been one long road getting here and it seems an eternity away until March. To update everyone .... The blood pressure has been going all over the place and I'm more bloated than a beached whale .... sexy huh??? Hopefully no pre eclampsia will set in and it'll be smooth sailing til she's here. For my CT family members, if you wanna see how bloated I actually am ... check out my family only album and you'll see some pics of the belly :) Thanks for all the support you guys have given me! 3 more months and counting! ~Hannah
Heart Of A Champion
Heart Of A Champion I can feel the pressure coming down on me people say that im not destined to succeed. But i have the faith i need to carry on and i will find the strength in me to prove them wrong. It isnt for the thrill it isnt for the prize its all about a fight to stay alive knowing that the dream can survive. When you're out there on the edge and the odds you face are life and death you've got to have the heart of a champion when your time is running out and everybody sees you're going down you've got to have a heart of a champion. When your back's against the wall and your rival thinks your gonna fall you've got to have a heart of a champion. Come on now listen i have been through thick and thin and every vice standing in the winners circle has its price. I have learned to fight the good fight to the end and if i had to i would do it all again and when the sun goes down i wont fear the night.
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Just Needed To Write
he's lost everything that ever meant a thing can't stop the lonely nights of falling down again hauntings come and go but never let him go her eyes still shine deep inside somewhere another's arms are warm tonight it feels he never had he never had anything cuz she was never there was it a dream so long ago made up in his head or is it something so much more that meant more then everything to this point he's found a way to hold on deep inside though he waver's in his strength it never loses hold each day passes and the thoughts remain of days so long ago how can he remember so many little things how can he remember the way the light hit her eyes the way the rain fall on her nose a year and a half ago the way her arms felt softly so many tears ago can he let go will it go away ever fade away? will he just remain one day goes by and brings it's hope until the dawning of the night when she comes to remind him where his heart rema
Operation: Hooah! For those of you who aren't familiar with that term, hooah is an affirmative word of action! It means I can...I will...that's go,girl...awesome...sweet...etc... It's positive! Now, operation: Hooah is my approach to health. I can do this. I will do this. I am doing this. I will consciously choose to succeed each day. If I stumble, I'm going to get right back up and keep on truckin' because that's what you do when you fall; you get back up and go again! Operation: Hooah is rough, tough stuff, but then again, I'm rough, tough stuff. I survived my brothers and let me assure you that that was no easy feat! And that's Hooah!
Your blood it burns within me I feel your soul,and without you I am nothing but an empty hole. I think of you every minute every waking moment, you are the reason I breath laugh smile even think. All the pain that I caused you I shudder to even think. I was your world and I took that away, but do not fret because I am here to stay. I will be with you now and ti'll the very last time the earth shall see another light of day. I give you my heart my soul, and be gentle please its for you I pray, to feel your touch, your sweet embrace that is what I long for from day to day. You are mine until our bodies decay, but then I know that in another life we will be together again someday. I love you so much and it is the Goddess I thank for your love everyday
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Queen Contest
A good friend of mine is holding the 4th Queen contest and could use some more ladies to enter! Just send him a message and let him know what pic to rip! Starts December 5th at 1pm Pacific time and ends December 8th at 1pm Pacific time. The contest is based on comments. TAZMAN~FAMILY Head of the Rednecks of C.T.@ CherryTAP
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White Chip And Macadamia Nut Coffeecake
Ingredients: * CRUMB TOPPING(recipe follows) * 6 tablespoons butter or margarine, softened * 3/4 cup granulated sugar * 3/4 cup packed light brown sugar * 2 cups all-purpose flour * 2 teaspoons baking powder * 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon * 1-1/4 cups milk * 1 egg * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract * WHITE DRIZZLE(recipe follows) Directions: 1. Heat oven to 350 F. Grease and flour 13x9x2-inch baking pan. Prepare CRUMB TOPPING; set aside. 2. Beat butter, granulated sugar and brown sugar until well blended. Stir together flour, baking powder and cinnamon; beat into butter mixture. Gradually add milk, egg and vanilla, beating until thoroughly blended. Pour 1/2 batter into prepared pan; top with 1/2 CRUMB TOPPING. Gently spread remaining batter over topping. Sprinkle remaining topping over batter. 3. Bake 30 to 35 minutes or until wooden pick inserted into center comes out clean. Cool completely. 4. Prepare WHITE DRIZZLE; driz
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Braggin Bout Myself
I went from a size 16 jeans down to a size 10 and I am totally stoked about it cause I aint even trying to lose weight.
Dreams For Only A Buck ( Author: Anthony Hall)
The day has beat you black and blue And nothing has turned out right Your heart and mind do not agree That’s an ever-losing fight Like a worm helpless upon a hook In a rut you are feeling stuck “Hey buddy, c’mon over here I’ve got dreams for just a buck!” You take the time to paint your nails They’re done without a flaw But no surprise this day it seems Is from a page in ‘Murphy’s Law’ When BAD describes quite accurately Your only kind of luck “C’mon darlin’, take a look at these your choice of dreams for just a buck” At first it wasn’t natural selling my dreams in such a way but do you have any idea how much people eagerly pay? So many hearts are cold and empty Also their lives so it would seem Metallic robot imaginations They forgot what its like to dream I show them how to take back life In their hands so they can feel to create dreams their very own will make life much more real sadly hearts and minds are constantly hi
Donated Blood Bitches And It Sucked!
So my alarm went off this morning at 6:59 a.m. so I shut it off so it could go off 15 mins later... Well it did, but that time I turned it completely off. I ended up skipping class. It's my Technical Language class and I haven't gone to it in the last 3 weeks because my teacher took off for vacation and today was not my day to go back. I sent him an e-mail so everything is A-OK! Plus it was totally worth it because I got to talk to Brent (while he skipped his class as well)
Nov 29th
well i had wrestling lastnight was matched up against scotty putty a slap to the face courtesy of putty got things underway, an just about to get the upper hand later in when of course i fuckin get jumped by derryck crosse match was thrown out an for my efforts a spit in the face an a crossfire courtesy of the newly dawned vanity inc.
One Year..
Tomorrow is the one year anniversary since my heart surgery. In the last year I don't think I've done much to really improve my health like I wanted, which is very disappointing. Although I did move to Kingston, so I'm very happy about that. I need to stop being such a lazy ass and do some cardio and other exercises. I was bike riding on a regular basis during the summer, but I need to do something else with winter now here. Otherwise I'm going to put on some weight and I really don't want that to happen. Meh.. I hope tomorrow goes well. I know on Nov 1st I wasn't having a good day since that was the anniversary of my first, not as severe, surgery and that was when I went into cardiac arrest. That still freaks me out, but at least I'm still here.
The Cabin
it's so cold's nice to be in a cabin with a fire goin in the fireplace...cuddled up to a hunk of a man. Goin down on him by the fire. Eye contact. He throws his head back and moans. I love feeling his massive manhood in the back of my throat. I have great gag reflex. His turn. After i've swallowed his jizz and he's back up wanting more. He gets me on my hands and knees pulling my hair, by the fireplace. Amazing. I moan and scream with pleasure as i feel him thrusting harder and harder. Makes me want him more and more. We fuck all night, by the fireplace in the cabin. We're exhausted. Good-night!!
Still Too Sick Too Play
But, my massage table arrived. Wow is it nice. Too bad my libido is in the tank. My wife sent my an email today. She sad she was sad that I had not said goodbye in the morning two days in a row. Wanted to know if everything was alright. It was just circumstantial, but I do get like that. When I feel neglected, I clam up and avoid her. My thinking is (and this is partially unconscious) if she does not want me around her, then I do not want to be around her either. That was not the case. It is amazing how little things, gone unchecked, can build up.
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Its Happening Again
Thoughts Swimming in an ocean of thoughts. More thoughts keep pouring in, like an endless rain. All scattering in different directions. I try to sort them out, but they get jumbled, like pieces to a puzzle. The more I sort the more jumbled they become. Till its one big wave of thought. Waves of thoughts keep building up. Crashing one by one into each other. The storm builds, as the waves grow higher, and higher. As they crash down, they pound against my skull. With ever increasing intensity. This is a poem from my high school yrs so dont mind it so much Copyrighted by Erin Tomasek
This Is Who I Am
I've worn so mnay skins its impossible for one to claim me. A soul trap in a vessal longing for its release. Color nor race will never define me, a being in this world but not of this world. So when I say that I am different listen to my words for it is a higher being that speaks through me with every breath I take...
Come Check Em Out
hey I got some new pics and I hope that you all will come and check them out once I got them added and everything.. I hope you like what you see
Hackers 'salivating' For Vista...'Salivating'+for+Vista "Microsoft's long-awaited Windows Vista release Thursday for business customers will get more than just the passing attention of network administrators. That's because hackers will be eagerly waiting to do what hackers do best: start some mischief." Source: /. And according to Sophos: Sophos, a world leader in IT security, has revealed the most prevalent malware threats and hoaxes causing problems for computer users around the world during November 2006. The figures, compiled from Sophos's global network of monitoring stations, show that the W32/Stratio-Zip worm has overtaken W32/Netsky-P as the most widely circulated piece of malware, accounting for one third of the total number of reports. Sophos experts note that on the launch date of Microsoft's Windows Vista operating system, three of the top ten - including Stratio-Zip - are capable of bypassing the operating system's security defence
The Devil And The Guy From Witchata
A guy from Wichita Falls dies and is sent to Hell. He had been a horrible man his entire life. The devil puts him to work breaking up rocks with a sledge hammer. To make it worse, he cranks up the temperature and the humidity. After a couple of days, the devil checks in on his victim to see if he is suffering adequately. The devil is aghast as the Wichitan is happily swinging his hammer and whistling a happy tune. The devil walks up to him and says, "I don't understand this. I've turned the heat way up, it's humid, you're crushing rocks; why are you so happy?" The Wichitan, with a big smile, looks at the devil and replies, "This is great! It reminds me of August in Wichita Falls . Hot, humid,a good place to work. It reminds me of home. This is fantastic!" The devil, extremely perplexed, walks away to ponder the Wichitan's remarks. Then he decides to drop the temperature, send down a driving rain and torrential wind. Soon, Hell is a wet, muddy
Just Ask
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Cleaning Out Closet
Feels So Good
We fall into each others arms kissing tenderly inthe lips. the kiss grows deeper and I groan into your mouth.You kiss your way to my neck, gently nibbling and licking. My body quivers as your lips and tongue move on my neck. You always know what get me going. Your hands cup by breasts and you rub your thumb across my nipples. Oh it feels so good! I moan as you take my nipple into your mouth, gently sucking on it. I rub the top of your head and quietly call out your name. Your hand goes between my legs and you start to rub my clit while you still suck on my breasts. I arch my back as the ecstasy starts to overcome me. Not yet you say. I'm gonna make you never forget this time. You leave my breast and start to kiss your way down my stomach. Down to my inner thigh you trail your lips. Again I moan and call out your name. You spread my legs and kiss on my inners thigh while you continue to rub my clit. My juices are really starting to flow now and I arch my back again. You take my legs and
Gun Control
1. An armed person is a citizen. An unarmed person is a subject. 2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone. 3. Colt---- The original point and click interface. 4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control. 5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords? 6. If guns cause crime, then pencils must cause misspelled words. 7." Free" people do not ask permission to bear arms. 8. If you don't know your rights you don't have any. 9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither. 10. The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights reserved. 11. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand? 12. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the others. 13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday. 14. Guns only have two enemies: rust and politicians. 15. Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety. 16. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive. 17. 911 - government sp
To Be A Failure...
My new CAM just blew my nonrenewal record at the store. We had hit the closing number every cycle (twice a month) since January 1st this year (with me as CAM) and he ruins it. Ugh! People who put their social life and family before their job sicken me. I'm required to work 55hours a week and I put in roughly 70hours every week with no off days. He can't even seem to work 12pm-9pm or 7:30-5pm on a Saturday. Strictly a 9-5 guy...Bah! Hell I spent Thanksgiving alone trying to set a game plan for the remainder of this month's nonscycle. Give me a break, like his wife and kids are that important! OK, before I start getting blasted for an apparent lack of a soul... I worked 12 hours today and I'm currently cooking a HUGE pot of chili for everyone at work so it's not like I don't like my employees. I just don't like it when they use their family as an excuse not to work through their lunchbreaks and give up their off days for the rest of eternity. I suffer for my work and, obvious
I'm Depressed
Death is all I have to live for Anymore I cant lie and say its not true Like you did I love you And I hope you never die I just hope with live in shame Until time ends But you won't No one will Careing is not something people do for me They say they do But in reality it's just selfishness If you loved me at all You wouldn't do me so wrong Like you always have All of you You think you understand Maybe you do Because I sure as hell don't Trust became my enemy Relationships Don't work Friends Turn fake Family Goes crazy Strangers Arn't always kind It's hard to turn your back On something you once knew For a fact Was real But as time slips past And everyones gone Then you realize How can you loose something you never had?
Why do we suffer Why do we make other people suffer Why is when life is hard, and you are at your worst does it not seem to get better Why when we see someone hungry on the street we cant spend 2 dollars and get them some food Why do we refuse to help ourselves Why does it take tragedy to bring mankind together -Methus
6 Point Bed
a simple choice or so it seemed turns into this overplayed grand scheme never once thought out the consequences and now surrounded by these razor wire fences here now sitting in that lightning chair A simple decision on your end was never fair and here now in the end when its all done and said would you rather live then just be dead when the sky falls and the sun bleeds red all the shit runing through your head matters not laying in your 6 point bed this path was never clearly paved this pain and torture might have been saved all those lessons that you learned a one way trip straight to hell you've earned and now we come to this tragic conclusion this torment, this hell, is all an illusion and here now in the end when its all done and said would you rather live then just be dead when the sky falls and the sun bleeds red all the shit runing through your head matters not laying in your 6 point bed and now is the end of this sad tale on not a happy note bu
Live Webcam Cumshot: Result
Thank you Ladies for your support, you can see it again here. (You must be over 18, and my FRIEND, ask me if you're not) I hope you enjoyed, in that case, don't forget to leave me a comment =) My apologize for the ladies that could not connect to my webcam in time ... Let me know if you want to watch the next one, just send me a message with Your Yahoo Messenger ID Kisses
The Big Change
Oh Yeah I Have Given Up
god men just suck anymore.. i am giving up totally on the fact of tryin to find someone.... i have come to the realizatio nthat... i am not what men want... nor am i what anyone wants.... so .. yay for being alone!!!! oh well just had to rant.........
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2 Someone Iam Srry
I finally tols you exzacally how I felt and Now I wish I wouldnt have! Iam sorry for the way I feel! I miss you so much and Iam srry for that! I give up tho...I finally know what you think of me and I give up I feel like giving up on everything I just want to not be here really....Iam sorry I fucked up..Iam sorry 4 fuckin everything but I cant help how i fell.. Love you always, Mandy Music Video Codes By Music
Perceptions Of One
deep perceptions surface pain feelings float seeking in others what we give most wanting needing but always giving trying crying never ending a touch a smile a hug to care living mending dreams fade into the air reaching touching wanting so much simply to feel anothers touch 11-30-06 ~*~ Pix~*~
The Vigil!!
So we had the candle light vigil. It was a good size crowd. Thank you to everyone who came out and weathered the rain. I know it means a lot to Erin and Jessiah Jr. No matter how old i get, the Jameson Family will always remain in my thoughts. Erin, if you need ANYTHING at ANY time, feel free to call or send me a message! I have some pics that i will upload. They were taken AFTER the vigil was over. Channel 5 News was there and i was honestly shocked that they showed up. But hey, it reached the news! *~*Jennifer*~*
Warning ~~~alcohol Consumption.
WARNING ~~~ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION. Body: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
It's Gonna Snowwwwwww
10 inchesssssss????????????? ouch..... my list for being snowed in,,,,,,, cigs rum coke a cuddle buddy........DAMN!!!!!!!!!! Need cuddle buddy........... knew i hate snow storms......
Happy Holidays!
And the Voice Said... "You honor Me on this sacred night, when you bathe the world in a forgiving light in remembrance of One whose holy birth has instilled prayers for Peace on Earth. So be pure in heart in all you do, and know that I am ever mindful, too of what rewards your journey may bring, when a merciful hand relives suffering. For I am with you in the air that you breathe, In a Spring's first rain, in the Autumn leaves, in a sunrise, a sunset, an evening's demise, in the loss of a loved one, or a newborn's sigh. Know, too, that my love endures without end as the binding warmth of a constant friend, for I am the keeper of inextinguishable stars,
Gonna go take a shower...Maybe that'll clear my head a bit. I've had a long couple of days..Last night I swore someone broke into my house...I could have sworn on everything I hold true and near and dear to me that I'd locked my back door after I let my dogs in the house....Well I was about to go to bed....and the door was slightly open and unlocked...I freaked the hell out. I stood in my kitchen (which leads downstairs to the basement..which is where my bedroom is) just listening...and I thought I was hearing things moving in the basement....I had to go wake my mother up, so she could go investigate the basement, lol, she's going to harass me for a while about this lol....but I wouldnt go down the steps to save my life unless she had gone before me. Turns out it was just the cats jumping on the tool box we have downstairs. PS - I love Dr. Pepper!
Ideal Man
In this life, no matter who we are or what we do we all have one thing common and that is our yearning to love and to be loved. Well we all know that the term “unconditional love” exist, but does it really exist? And do we think it will work in all kind of relationship? Well, all through my life the only unconditional love I’ve seen is the mother’s love. And it doesn’t even happen to all. Some mothers aren’t just motherly enough. I know I’m not in the position to judge them so I will leave that issue alone. What I really want to talk about is the opposite sex kind of relationship. Sure! We all have this “ideal man/woman” thing going on, but I don’t think that really exist. For some maybe yes, but for me, no. I may have him before but not anymore. My ideal man is just a pigment of my imagination. A standard I set based from different characters of different person and also from the failures of my past relationship, and failures of my old man. Right now, I am with this man that
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Stuck Pen
A co-worker got a pen stuck inside our printer. He started to try and remove the pen, but I told him we don't have time for that now, just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it and then report it to the Help Desk. So! he grabbed a piece of paper and scrawled on it. I left before he finished the note. About 20 minutes later, one of my techs comes in laughing and says he was just in the lobby, saw a piece of paper on a printer and went to investigate. Attached is what he found. Sometimes things don't always come out the way you want them to........
Goo Goo Dolls - Slide
Could you whisper in my ear The things you wanna feel I'll give you anything To feel it comin' Do you wake up on your own And wonder where you are You live with all your faults Chorus: I wanna wake up where you are I won't say anything at all So why don't you slide Yeah we're gonna let it slide Don't you love the life you killed The priest is on the phone Your father hit the wall Your ma disowned you Don't suppose I'll ever know What it means to be a man If there's something I can't change I'll live around it Chorus And I'll do anything you ever Dreamed to be complete Little pieces of the nothing that fall Oh May, put your arms around me What you feel is what you are And what you are is beautiful Oh May, do you wanna get married Or run away And I'll do anything you ever Dreamed to be complete Little pieces of the nothing that fall Oh May, put your arms around me What you feel is what you are And what yo
Subject: People's Private Folders!!
subject: People's private folders!! date: 2006-11-30 19:17:56 This is the last bulletin about this and I will drop it, But how come half the people on my friends list will not me into their private pix, how do they decide who gets in and who doesn't Mine are open to friends only, that should be the only options either friends only or the owner only, not this family bullshit!
Lady Friends
Hey pretty lady >THIS IS A TOAST.... 2 US... > >FOR THE MEN WHO HAVE US,(AND TO THE ONES WHO NEVER WILL) > >THE LOSERS WHO HAD US, > >AND THE LUCKY PEOPLE WHO WILL MEET US!! > >SEND THIS ONLY TO PRETTY LADIES , INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO > YOU!!! > > >You have been hit. You have been considered One of the 10 pretties ladies on my friends list. > >Once you have been hit, you have to hit 10 pretty ladies. If you get hit > again you know you're really pretty. If you break the chain you'll have > ugliness for 10 years. So hit 10 pretty ladies on your friends list and > let them know they are pretty ..= "Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved."
Your Seduction Style: Au Natural You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it. That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power! The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism. You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world. Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in. You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you? You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways. Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you. As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you. What Kind of Seducer Are You?
I put on my clothes, to hide my shame. I put on my makeup, to mask who I am. I walk around, with an air that says I have a personality. I am not real, I am a product of products. A campaign for false identites. My confidence is fake, my shell is what you see. It is a costume, my makeup a mask. I am not who you think. Inside, I am small, curled in a corner scared. You judge, you expect, so I put on a show. The real me is lost within my fasad. I am noone, I am in the shadows. My pride is a lie, my laughter like harsh nails scraping on the truth. I wish I could be brave, I want to see the light.
My Little Blurb In The First Edition Of Ct News
innocentprncss™@ CherryTAP Our featured cherry this week is Angela. She has a page dedicated to pregnancy and infant loss awareness and supporting the troops. Her blogs reflect the trials and tribulations that come with being elated about pregnancy and the pain that comes with its loss. She want's men and women to know they aren't alone in this loss and dont have to grieve alone.
Hollow Point
A hollow point through the head hit the floor, now i'm FUCKING dead the blood on the floor stains red all from this hollow point through my head running through life with consequence fearless and fearful, on 2 sides of a fence afraid to break the rules for punishment hence the fearless, with a bullet, play truth or consequence A hollow point through the head hit the floor, now i'm FUCKING dead the blood on the floor stains red all from this hollow point through my head you can't live in fear and play with the trigger the loaded chamber makes the round quicker your life never complete without the final piece to thie picture because of your fear, might as well pull the trigger A hollow point through the head hit the floor, now i'm FUCKING dead the blood on the floor stains red all from this hollow point through my head are you ready to fall, ready to die can you face the barrel and say GOODBYE!!!! this is the way in the end cant ask why the fearless ar
Be Still
As My Spirit Does Fall Apart My Soul in State of Decay Please Be Still, My Beating Heart Dispel the Pain Away, .. Please Be Still, My Beating Heart Of This I Vehemently Pray Great Suffering is My Own Impart And Now You're Cold and Gray Please Be Still, My Beating Heart Unfeigned, I Ask Today From This Cruel World, I Must Depart For HELL, I've Debt to Pay KinkyScreams 2006 ©
Tickle Me Elmo
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two ma
This Is Better Looking Than The Lastl
Spotting.  Are you looking for Me? Well, I recently was interviewed by Dickie Virgin and this expose can be seen on their site...HERE. Ms. Genevieve 1-800-TO-FLIRT, ext, 0376164              What is the meaning of life? The meaning of life is the absorption and appreciation of the pleasures as well as the pains that come from the 5 senses, the fullfilment of ones dreams and goals and the warm feelings that come inside from making a difference in your own life and the lives you come in contact with, (From Consumating)          
*i'm A May Baby... Thanks Jp*
JANUARY BABY Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. One guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves music. Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality. FEBRUARY BABY Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when Restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside
Please Send This On Asap
Please send this on ASAP!!! Ever wonder about the abbreviation A.S.A.P.? Generally we think of it in terms of even more hurry and stress in our lives. Maybe if we think of this abbreviation in a different manner, we will begin to find a new way to deal with those rough days along the way. ************* There's work to do, deadlines to meet; You've got no time to spare, But as you hurry and scurry- ASAP - ALWAYS SAY A PRAYER In the midst of family chaos, "Quality time" is rare. Do your best; let God do the rest- ASAP - ALWAYS SAY A PRAYER. It may seem like your worries Are more than you can bear. Slow down and take a breather- ASAP - ALWAYS SAY A PRAYER God knows how stressful life is; He wants to ease our cares, And He'll respond to all your needs A.S.A.P. - ALWAYS SAY A PRAYER.
◊the Bell Witch◊
◊The Bell Witch◊ The malicious entity that plagued a Tennessee farmhouse in 1817 ended in the only known murder by a poltergeist. The problems began when John Bell saw a strange animal in his cornfield dissolve into thin air. Soon, the family heard scratching at the doors and windows, then gnawing sounds started coming from inside the house. Within a year, the presence began speaking and threatened to kill John. The fame of the "Bell Witch" spread, and even Andrew Jackson came to dispel the spirit. Nothing worked. John Bell was beaten so mercilessly by the presence that his tongue swelled and he could barely eat. A doctor prescribed a tonic, but the witch bragged it poisoned it. "I've got him this time," it bellowed, "He’ll never get up." John went into a coma and died on December 21, 1820. Then, the witch promised to return to wreck havoc on John’s descendents, and it plagued the Bell family again in 1827, 1852, 1861, 1935, 1977, and 1988. Today, the apparition of a dem
Heaven Sent
Heaven Sent Heaven Sent magnify You came from no where. A beautiful glow of sunshine and brightness. I thought I was dreaming when you came to my thoughts. You knew what to say before I asked the question. I prayed to the Lord, help me at this time of season. I need help my Lord! I miss her so! And thence you came. It was through his angel that you were sent to me. As awkward as the delivery, the message was understood. You will never hurt as much as you have hurt before. You will never hurt another as you have hurt before. You will forever be thankful to those around you. You will spread your love through the blessings of your words. I will never leave you. I will always be there. I am with you for ever. I send you an angel. The angel I have sent is full of love, faith and strength. The angel that I have sent has always been there, you just h
Blah Blah Blah
I am bored out of my damn mind. I want something to do, somewhere to go, something to read....I really should think about going to bed. I've got an early day...and tomorrow is supposed to get COLD. Its already getting colder...its been raining since about 2:30ish. Ya know...When I first joined LC/CT, Only one person on my friends list was a everyone and their momma is a rockstar, except for me. *pouts* Its hard working and then coming home, doing dinner, laundry, dishes etc..AND catch up to everyone on the cherry.
Jelly And Mz Mic And My Other Good Friends...
I will stay because of you guys. xoxoxoxo more tomorrow.... poof
I Bet You Cant Do Told You
How Smart Is Your Right Leg? This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep trying it at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your leg. Bet you can't!!! 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right leg off the floor and make clockwise circles with your leg. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction! I told you so... And there is nothing you can do about it!
Load Time
Okay - I *really* am having fun with this site - it's quite addictive. I don't have the best and the fastest computer, but I do run on a cable modem and most websites load very quickly. This site.. however. OMG. If I do anything (User Comments, Ratings, Views, etc.) - It takes FOREVER to reload. I think I have a bit of ADD because I can't stay focused and I start to get annoyed with how long it takes. Yes, sad... I know.
Yea...its Me
"Pain" Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all You're sick of feeling numb You're not the only one I'll take you by the hand And I'll show you a world that you can understand This life is filled with hurt When happiness doesn't work Trust me and take my hand When the lights go out you will understand Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Anger and agony Are better than misery Trust me I've got a plan When the lights go off you will understand Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing Rather feel pain I kno
Wednesday Standup At Lucy's
Two weeks ago, I did my standup gig at Lucy's in New Orleans and bombed. Last night, 11/29/2006, I went back and did good. I didn't bomb or kill them but I did get some laughs. It was a good feeing that I came back and did better. That is one thing that I hope stays with me that persistence pays off. I did the same set I did in Baton Rouge last week which had the same effect. No comedian hits it big over night. Many still work their day jobs as they are gaining popularity and making money at it. I'm by no means ready to start making money at standup. Six months or a year from now it may be a different story, but until I am ready for that I need to concentrate to open mic nights and developing my act. One thing I'm learning is the voice I use has an effect as does segues and delivery. My stage voice is also coupled with the fact that I do character voices and impressions as well. My stage voice is more along the lines of like Steve Martin and James P. Connely. The idiot savant/ ryth
Beyond Stupid.....
Sorry for not being on ct lately, I ended up doing something really really dumb. I went to a "key Gen site", Google warned me, I Ignored it, clicked on the download link, Ignored the fact that it was an exe file (normally they come compressed with an nfo file), Ignored my virus scan and clicked the exe file. so the past few days i've been getting frustrated and leaving my computer logged in to C.T to test for pop-ups and troubleshooting. coupled with that and coming home from work late (today being the first semi early day)
Soon To Be Good Nite
i think i'm going to bed early tonight... i think thats gonna be really soon... i'm very tired so when i do go to sleep... goodnights :)
My Red Beast ( Author: David J Knight)
A vision on which I allow my eyes to feast every time I approach the big red beast shivering as it lets rip it's throaty roar as if eager for some approaching war Though been done far too oft to count excitement still grips as I approach my mount with her heat throbbing between my thighs I set out to reconquer my gorgeous prize Today I'm offered her most precious gift she promises my low spirits to lift with an exhilaration guaranteed to work my scowl replaced by irrepressible smirk Together to the country we swiftly fly enviously watched by an unclouded sky my hidden lips pursed in now perpetual smile as we so gracefully cover yet another mile Sweeping around long invigorating curves passing all others with delicate swerves bonded together as if we were just one not wishing the moment ever to be gone T
This December, Forget Christmas And Party Like A Pagan
This December, forget Christmas and party like a pagan By JED LEVINE U-Wire I'm with Bill O'Reilly on this one. I'm tired of all this "Happy Holidays," politically correct mumbo jumbo. Everyone knows December is about one holiday and one holiday only - there's no need for plurals. Yes, I'm talking about the time-honored pagan celebration of Yule. All those pseudoholidays such as Christmas, Hanukkah and Kwanzaa have merely co-opted Yule, the hedonistic, alcoholic romp commemorating the winter solstice. I say we cut out the middlemen and get back to basics. Contrary to popular belief, Jesus was not born on Dec. 25. One key giveaway would be the presence of shepherds at his birth. Shepherds don't usually go around with their flocks in the middle of winter. Yes, Christmas - that quintessential Christian holiday - isn't really Christian after all. Early Christians had a hard time converting the pagans of Europe to their budding religion and had real trouble getting them t
How the fucking mighty have fallen, Utterly surreal this dismal abysmality, Once fierce warriors, sunken so low, Scrapping the bottom again and again, How your knuckles must be raw and bleeding. A back once straight and tall, Now bent and crooked, A voice once filled with righteous vengeance, Now an annoying, droning whine. How disgusted I am, How disappointed I've become, How disillusioned this reality. Heartbreaking, soul rendering, tear jerking ... Pain too great to be endured Pride too much to swallowed, Anger too much to not be justified. I have sunken, into this deep, dank hole, I feel dead and buried, yet I breath, I reach for a hand to pull me out, There is none ... Leave me, left me, all have gone .... Where my heart once was, there is nothing.
♥ To The Lovely Ppl Who Rate My Profile & Photos One ♥
all i can say is bring it on!!! doesnt affect me one lil bit :-) now to all the nice lovely ppl thanks so much to you all that have left em comments on my new pics :-) much appreciated HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND EVERYONE (yes even u one point rater :p) ♥
Hope And Purpose
This bough bends, but never breaks, It strains, but never quits, It groans, but never cries out, It carries the weight and holds on, It waits for the winds to cease, For the cold to lose it's grip, For spring to come once more, For the breeze's warm caress, For the rapture of bursting buds, To take in the sweetness of the first blossom, To bear fruit and be laden , Again aware and filled with purpose once more.
My Metal Sludge Interview.
The following is the fucked up questions I was asked as '' s SLUDGEAHOLIC OF THE MONTH – Feb. 2005 1. Who are you, where are you from, and how old are you? I am known on the Metal Sludge boards as ‘Guitarboy’, I live in Seattle,WA. And I’m 37 years old. (I turn 38 this month, so make sure to send me lots of shit!!) 2. Ambitions: Wow, there are several. * To finish my book, and have it published. * To build a custom guitar for each of my idols (Eddie VH, Satch, Butch Walker, Brian May Give me a call!!) * To make a lot of money as a celebrated author * (see question #13) 3. Turn-ons: Intelligent rock chicks who are sexy, beautiful, and sexually confident. Basically ‘a sludgette’ is my ideal woman. 4. Turn-offs: Selfish, bitchy people with an exaggerated sense of their own self-importance. The sebitchian complex. So, not only would I NOT fuck Sebitchian. I would only piss on him, if he was on fire…or ideally if I set him on fire then pis
Poem Made
My Name: "Is Meth" I destroy homes, I tear families apart, take your children, and that's just the start. I'm more costly than diamonds, more precious than gold, The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold. If you need me, remember I'm easily found, I live all around you - in schools and in town. I live with the rich; I live with the poor, I live down the street, and maybe next door. I'm made in a lab, but not like you think, I can be made under the kitchen sink. In your child's closet, and even in the woods, If this scares you to death, well it certainly should. I have many names, but there's one you know best, I'm sure you've heard of me, my name is crystal meth. My power is awesome; try me you'll see, But if you do, you may never break free. Just try me once and I might let you go, But try me twice, and I'll own your soul. When I possess you, you'll steal and you'll lie, You do what you have to -- just to get high. The crimes
Any one could have predicted this day would come, Misunderstood words grew wings and took flight, Slanderous and hurtful, they rained down on us, We are left wet on the outside, A bitter taste on the inside, No safe habor to be found, No friendly eyes to look upon us, Dishonor has been heavily placed on our honor, The betrayals have made us appear betrayers, But we know ourselves, Loyalty is heavy in us and amongst us, Tongues will be ripped from liar's mouths, Burned on the fires of truth, All hearts shall be weighed, Upon the scales of justice, Dishonor will be repaid with full measure, No virtue will remain sullied, All will be washed clean with the blood of our enemies, Vengeance is ours, We shall repay a hundredfold, They will recognize their treachery, We will show mercy upon those worthy, And all else will be trampled underfoot.
Hot Kiss
Antagonizing pleasure Placed upon my lips Where dreams come true In just one kiss! Sharing an afternoon of ecstasy Closing the door on reality Not even the thickest iceberg Could melt the lust I feel inside! I shed my fears faster than my clothes The anticipation begins to unfold My heart begins to pound faster As you come closer Just one look from your eyes And I become hypnotized A river of sins, to which I concede Just one kiss, caused the undoing of me! Your lips gently pressed against mine A silent submission of tongues intertwined My mouth tenderly pressed against yours My voice trembles as you start to explore Electric shocks as your tongue touches mine An erotic dance of passing time My heart's racing as fast as yours My body's craving for something more! Starving and Craving For an evening Of erotic bliss Where dreams come true In Just One Kiss.
2 A.M. Its 2 o’clock in the morning. I lay, staring at the ceiling and moaning. My eyes are wide open. My heart is longing for something. My eyes are burning from all the crying. My heart feels like its dieing. I look beside me and see the knife in my hand. I look back at the ceiling and stand. I take the knife and slice once. I take the knife and slice twice. Now I have a cross like you. Except it’s in a different place than you. It’s on my right wrist. The blood streams when I make a fist. Its right over that dark vein. Why couldn’t I let you be there for me to keep me sane? I can feel the blood leaving me. I fall to my knees. All I think about is how did it come to this. I wish I could have one last kiss. I hear footsteps coming down the hall. I feel myself about to fall. The door swings open and there you stand. You lean over and grab my hand. Here you are to save me again. You really are more than a best friend. You know what the next thing I see? I s
New Job Stuff
Well I just called into my new job, as a customer service and video clerk person at Safeway. I only work 20 hours next week! I'm kind of scared... These are only training shifts. I told my mentor/supervisor that I'm willing and able to work (after I said that I thought maybe that wasn't the best choice of words to use)... So then I just said I'm excited to be working there and ready and excited to learn everything I need to know. He said I had a good attitude and that he liked that. I told him I'd be willing to come in over the weekends and stuff or to pick up ppls shifts who had sick kids, etc. Anyway... I just hope that I am going to get more than 30 hours a week on average! Geez... So I'm thinking of applying over at Bed Bath and Beyond... and maybe Petsmart, and then maybe Applebees (which is a really NICE RESTAURANT haha is that what he says in Talledega nights?)... Anyway... If anyone has any advice about working at any of those places let me know... I'm poor. I am

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