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Death
ABOUT 2 WEEKS AGO I LOST MY LOVER ,MY FRIEND...WE WASN'T TOGETHER BUT FOR A VERY SHORT TIME BUT HE GAVE ME THE BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE.HE PASSED ON AND ON HIS WAY OUT WAS ABLE TO HELP OTHER PEOPLE...HE WAS A GOOD MAN AND I'LL MISS HIM FOREVER...GOD!!!! WHY CSNT I HAVE HIM BACK??? BE SURE TO TELL THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW THAT YOU LOVE THEM BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE THEM ANY MORE...THERE WILL BE MORE LATER.

I Think I Can... I Think I Can....
well.. I really DO think that I can keep up a blog. I"m not good at keeping some things up. Other things I"m fantastic at knocking down, but thats a whole other ball game as it were. People always ask how I got into my profession. It's really not that exciting of a story really but I'll tell you anyway. I had a job doing data entry. As bad as it sounds for someone who can type over 60 wpm I was pretty bad at it. I could type fast but moving the information from one place to the other wasn't always my best thing. So anyway... I had a sense that my time there was coming to an end and I hated the job anyway so I started looking for something else. I knew I would like working from home so I started looking for something that fit that bill. I had been doing phone for fun anyway and had gotten those comments of "you should do this for a living" and such. I thought why the hell not? and went for it! I've NEVER looked back. I really do love my job most of the time although th

Ok You Know It's Going To Be An Interesting Night When...
5 of your ex boyfriends msg you on myspace..when they're all in the same friggin room... perhaps i shouldn't have dated friends heh they're going out to the bars and msging me again later i haven't talked to them in years..do i really leave that big of an impression??? lol SHOT!!! did i mention most of them are married now..ftw!

::doing Happy Dance::
HE GOT TO CALL ME AGAIN!!!!! ok..im done..on top of that i got a letter too....so yea really happy about that....kinda on cloud nine right now...lol ::sigh:: i cant wait to see him again....he sent me a pic....i saw my sean again....::aww::....i miss the loser lol....anyway he comes home soon for leave...& you all know how i feel about that...lol. just 13 days left guys...somehow it doesnt seem real...like im imagining it..lol...yea i know im crazy...but you all love me anyway...& so does he....

I Need You!!!!!!!!!!!
MY FRIEND, I NEED YOU NOW PLEASE TAKE ME BY THE HAND STAND BY ME IN MY HOUR OF NEED. TAKE TIME TO UNDERSTAND. TAKE MY HAND, DEAR FRIEND. AND LEAD ME FROM THIS PLACE CHASE AWAY MY DOUBTS AND FEARS WIPE THE TEARS FROM OFF MY FACE FRIEND, I CAN'T STAND ALONE, I NEED YOUR HAND TO HOLD THE WARMTH OF YOUR GENTLE TOUCH IN MY WORLD THAT'S GROWN SO COLD PLEASE BE A FRIEND TO ME AND HOLD ME DAY BY DAY BECAUSE WITH YOU LOVING HAND IN MINE I KNOW WE'LL FIND THE WAY

Everyone
AIGHT YA'LL LET ME BREAK THIS DOWN I HAVE A MAN!!!! I'M NOT ON HERE TO FIND ONE!!!!! UR BOYFRIENDS, HUSBANDS, WATEVA R SAFE I DON'T WANT EM LIKE THAT!!!!!!! PLEASE DON'T COME ON MY PAGE WIT THAT DRAMA OR BULLSHIT. THAT'S Y I RARELY ACCEPT THOSE WHO HAVE GF BF HUSBANDS AND WIVES. SO BY ALL MEANS IF U SEE ME ON THEIR PAGE THEY ADDED ME WASN'T THE OTHER WAY AROUND I RARELY SEND OUT INVITES. IF U HAVE A QUESTION OR PROBLEM I HAVE A SHOUTOUT BOX AND PRIVATE MESSAGES BY ALL MEANS HIT ME UP. DON'T DISRESPECT MY PAGE I WONT DISRESPECT U. IT'S THE NET DAMN GET A GRIP ON YASELF!!!!!!

Faithfully I'll Stand With You
Faithfully I'll Stand With You by Tonese Rene Reed I want to love you endlessly I want to give you everything I'm going to give you all of me I'm going to love you faithfully I see I have a good man Someone who truly understands The one who'll lead me by the hand It must have all been in God's plan In a world so cold I saw that fairytales were real I saw that love could conquer all I learned that I could finally feel I can't wait to say, "I do" To look in your precious eyes How beautiful it's going to be To stand as husband and wife There's just so much I'd do for you Words could never explain I'm blessed to have someone like you Who'll now to the end kiss away my pain

Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well im having fun with this cherrytapping blog making sound listening ppl poking site to me its fun as hell. its like a game the points that is speaking of games i spend most of my time playing runescape its a mid evil quest game with lots of stats to build up in lvls and money to make hahahaha not real money you silly gooses fake money. well look for gtorg1 if ya join again have fun and please for the love of god keep tapping me I LIKE IT lol.

An Attempt.
I purposefully had only three conversations today. The third one went like this: Him: That will be $18.50. Me: I have a rewards card. Him: That will be $13.50. Me: I have a question for you: where am I? Him: Ummm... Me: What town am I in? Him: San Rafael. Me: How do I get back to 101 North? Him: Ummm... Top row: "A Kitchen Witch's Cookbook" by Patricia Telesco, Oakland/Berkeley road map, iolite pocket stone, labradorite pocket stone, sodalite mini sphere. Second row: My Chemical Romance: I'm Not Okay (I Promise) single, AFI: Miss Murder single, Depeche Mode: World In My Eyes/Happiest Girl/Sea Of Sin, Billy Idol: Greatest Hits. Third row: They Might Be Giants: Then, The Earlier Years, Linda Rondstadt: Greatest Hits, vol 1, Anna Nalick: Wreck of the Day second edition, Depeche Mode: Black Celebration, Placebo: Meds. Fourth Row: Moth: Immune to Gravity, Buddy Holly: The Definitive Collection, My Chemical Romance: Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge, Varios Artist

Every Now And Then
What if all the love inside me Isn’t enough to make it? What if I choose to believe? But everything around me is Is an illusion? What if everything I want it? Just a creation of my dreams… And every now and then I try to pretend all this is real And every now and then I find myself crying again And every now and then I am still in love with you What if I can’t make a sound? But I want to scream What if my soul is burning? But find myself afraid to see So afraid to see… What if I had belong somewhere? But I got pushed away…. And every now and then I feel a little bit of loneliness And every now and then I find myself bleeding again And every now and then I am still in love with you What if you became apart of me? And I can’t separate myself What if I know what's worth fighting for? But I don’t know whom to trust… Will I ever know? What if it’s right before my eyes? But to busy waiting for the second chance? And every now and then I would op

La Bella Donna Della Mia Mente (lovely Lady Of My Memory)
LA BELLA DONNA DELLA MIA MENTE (Lovely Lady of My Memory) by: Oscar Wilde Y limbs are wasted with a flame, My feet are sore with travelling, For, calling on my Lady's name, My lips have now forgot to sing. O Linnet in the wild-rose brake Strain for my Love thy melody, O Lark sing louder for love's sake, My gentle Lady passeth by. She is too fair for any man To see or hold his heart's delight, Fairer than Queen or courtesan Or moonlit water in the night. Her hair is bound with myrtle leaves, (Green leaves upon her golden hair!) Green grasses through the yellow sheaves Of autumn corn are not more fair. Her little lips, more made to kiss Than to cry bitterly for pain, Are tr

Athanasia (oscar Wilde)
ATHANASIA by: Oscar Wilde O that gaunt House of Art which lacks for naught Of all the great things men have saved from Time, The withered body of a girl was brought Dead ere the world's glad youth had touched its prime, And seen by lonely Arabs lying hid ATHANASIA by: Oscar Wilde O that gaunt House of Art which lacks for naught Of all the great things men have saved from Time, The withered body of a girl was brought Dead ere the world's glad youth had touched its prime, And seen by lonely Arabs lying hid In the dim womb of some black pyramid. But when they had unloosed the linen band Which swathed the Egyptian's body,--lo! was found Closed in the wasted hollow of her hand A little seed, which sown in English ground Did wondrous sn

My Friend Is A Dork!!!
i have a friend whose name starts with J and ends with essica and she is a total dork, but luckily for her i love her anyway. we are thelma and louise, yin and yang, peanut butter and jelly, charlie brown and snoopy, calvin and hobbes, god and satan, squirrels and nuts, we are just that tight! so give a shoutout to my girl if u can figure out who she is. Peace out homies!

Ok The Last Of My Friends Well They Are My Family Lol
Freak..Matty, I spent more time with you drunk than I think Julie, especially on my birthday! Why else would I get on cam and send you voice clips just because lol, you made my birthday fun! Thanks because I so dreaded becoming over 30! Porch..I know we didnt get along at first, Jules says your her little shithead, I guess your mine now too ha ha! Just because we don't always agree, doesn't mean that we still can't be friends, you have your views, I have mine ;) Just A Figment of your imagination...hell your screen name is a mouthful and your a handfull, I love ya girl, we need to chat more! LeperKhanZ..What in the hell is there to say about you? You have become an amazing friend very fast, I appreciate the fact that you are honest! Thanks :)

Columbine Game
I dont understand why everyone is so up in arms about this video game based on Columbine. Whats the big fucking deal? Its a goddamn video game. Besides, while the method used by the shooters, ie killing people, was completely wrong, their motivation is completely understandable. Theres only so much shit you can take before you snap. Deal with it. You wanna keep shit like Columbine from happening, pay attention to the shit that happens in the halls. Teach your kids to leave other kids alone. Like I said, I dont agree with WHAT Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold did, I do understand WHY they did it. Yeah, youre all gonna say Im sick and shit for saying that. But I guarantee you that, had you been in their shoes prior to the shooting, youd see it differently. Astonishing Panorama Of The EndtimesBy Marilyn Manson

Salome(part 23)(final Act)
SALOMÉ (cont...): Well, Jokanaan, I still live, but thou, thou art dead, and thy head belongs to me. I can do with it what I will. I can throw it to the dogs and to the birds of the air. That which the dogs leave, the birds of the air shall devour .... Ah, Jokanaan, Jokanaan, thou wert the only man that I have loved. All other men are hateful to me. But thou, thou wert beautiful! Thy body was a column of ivory set on a silver socket. It was a garden full of doves and of silver lilies. It was a tower of silver decked with shields of ivory. There was nothing in the world so white as thy body. There was nothing in the world so black as thy hair. In the whole world there was nothing so red as thy mouth. Thy voice was a censer that scattered strange perfumes, and when I looked on thee I heard a strange music. Ah! wherefore didst thou not look at me, Jokanaan? Behind thine hands and thy curses thou didst hide thy face. Thou didst put upon thine eyes the covering of him who would see his God.

Salome (part22)
SALOMÉ: Give me the head of Jokanaan. HEROD (sinking back in his seat): Let her be given what she asks! Of a truth she is her mother's child! (The FIRST SOLDIER approaches. HERODIAS draws from the hand of the TETRARCH the ring of death and gives it to the SOLDIER, who straightway bears it to the EXECUTIONER. The EXECUTIONER looks scared.) Who has taken my ring? There was a ring on my right hand. Who has drunk my wine? There was wine in my cup. It was full of wine. Some one has drunk it? Oh! surely some evil will befall some one. (The EXECUTIONER goes down into the cistern.) Ah! Wherefore did I give my oath? Kings ought never to pledge their word. If they keep it not, it is terrible, and if the keep it, it is terrible also. HERODIAS: My daughter has done well. HEROD: I am sure that some misfortune will happen. SALOMÉ (She leans over the cistern and listens): There is no sound. I hear nothing. Why does he not cry out, this man? Ah! if any man sought to kill me, I would cry ou

Salome (part 21)
SALOMÉ: Give me the head of Jokanaan. HEROD: Ah! you are not listening to me. Be calm. I--I am calm. I am quite calm. Listen. I have jewels hidden in this place--jewels that your mother even has never seen; jewels that are marvelous. I have a collar of pearls, set in four rows. They are like unto moons chained with rays of silver. They are like fifty moons caught in a golden net. On the ivory of her breast a queen has worn it. Thou shalt be as fair as a queen when thou wearest it. I have amethysts of two kinds, one that is black like wine, and one that is red like wine which has been coloured by water. I have topazes, yellow as are the eyes of tigers, and topazes that are pink as the eyes of a woodpigeon, and green topazes that are as the eyes of cats. I have opals that burn always with an ice-like flame, opals that make sad men's minds, and are fearful of the shadows. I have onyxes like the eyeballs of a dead woman. I have moonstones that change when the moon changes, and are wan w

Salome (page 20)
SALOMÉ: I demand the head of Jokanaan. HEROD: You are not listening. You are not listening. Suffer me to speak, Salomé. SALOMÉ: The head of Jokanaan. HEROD: No, no, you would not have that. You say that to trouble me, because I have looked at you all this evening. It is true, I have looked at you all evening. Your beauty troubled me. Your beauty has grievously troubled me, and I have looked at you too much. But I will look at you no more. Neither at things, nor at people should one look. Only in mirrors should one look, for mirrors do but show us masks. Oh! oh! bring wine! I thirst .... Salomé, Salomé, let us be friends. Come now ...! Ah! what would I say? What was't? Ah! I remember ...! Salomé--nay, but come nearer to me; I fear you will not hear me--Salomé, you know my white peacocks, my beautiful white peacocks, that walk in the garden between the myrtles and the tall cypress trees. Their beaks are gilded with gold, and the grains that they eat are gilded with gold also, an

Salome(part 19)
HERODIAS: Do not dance, my daughter. SALOMÉ: I am ready, Tetrarch. (SALOMÉ dances the dance of the seven veils.) HEROD: Ah! Wonderful! Wonderful! You see that she has danced for me, your daughter. Come near, Salomé, come near, that I may give you your reward. Ah! I pay the dancers well. I will pay thee royally. I will give thee whatsoever thy soul desireth. What wouldst thou have? Speak. SALOMÉ (kneeling): I would that they presently bring me in a silver charger ... HEROD (laughing): In a silver charger? Surely yes, in a silver charger. She is charming, is she not? What is it you would have in a silver charger, O sweet and fair Salomé, you who are fairer than all the daughters of Judæa? What would you have them bring thee in a silver charger? Tell me. Whatsoever it may be, they shall give it to you. My treasures belong to thee. What is it, Salomé? SALOMÉ (rising): The head of Jokanaan. HERODIAS: Ah! that is well said, my daughter. HEROD: No, no! HERODIAS: That i

"cut"
"Cut" I'm not a stranger No I am yours With crippled anger And tears that still drip sore A fragile flame aged Is misery And when our hearts meet I know you see I do not want to be afraid I do not want to die inside just to breathe in I'm tired of feeling so numb Relief exists I find it when I am cut I may seem crazy Or painfully shy And these scars wouldn't be so hidden If you would just look me in the eye I feel alone here and cold here Though I don't want to die But the only anesthetic that makes me feel anything kills inside I do not want to be afraid I do not want to die inside just to breathe in I'm tired of feeling so numb Relief exists I find it when I am cut Pain I am not alone I am not alone I'm not a stranger No I am yours With crippled anger And tears that still drip sore But I do not want to be afraid I do not want to die inside just to breathe in I'm tired of feeling so numb Relief exists I found it when I was cut

Salome (part 18)
HERODIAS: I will not have her dance. SALOMÉ: I will dance for you, Tetrarch. HEROD: You hear what your daughter says. She is going to dance for me. You do well to dance for me, Salomé. And when you have danced for me, forget not to ask of me whatsoever you wish. Whatsoever you wish I will give it you, even to the half of my kingdom. I have sworn it, have I not? SALOMÉ: You have sworn it, Tetrarch. HEROD: And I have never broken my word. I am not of those who break their oaths. I know not how to lie. I am the slave of my word, and my word is the word of a king. The King of Cappadocia always lies, but he is no true king. He is a coward. Also he owes me money that he will not repay. He has even insulted my ambassadors. He has spoken words that were wounding. But Cæsar will crucify him when he comes to Rome. I am sure that Cæsar will crucify him. And if not, yet he will die, being eaten of worms. The prophet has prophesied it. Well! wherefore dost thou tarry, Salomé? SALOMÉ:

Salome(part 17)
SECOND SOLDIER: What a sombre look the Tetrarch wears. FIRST SOLDIER: Yes, he wears a sombre look. HEROD: Salomé, Salomé, dance for me. I pray thee dance for me. I am sad to-night. Yes, I am passing sad to-night. When I came hither I slipped in blood, which is an evil omen; and I heard, I am sure I heard in the air a beating of wings, a beating of giant wings. I cannot tell what they mean .... I am sad to-night. Therefore dance for me. Dance for me, Salomé, I beseech you. If you dance for me you may ask of me what you will, and I will give it you, even unto the half of my kingdom. SALOMÉ (rising): Will you indeed give me whatsoever I shall ask, Tetrarch? HERODIAS: Do not dance, my daughter. HEROD: Everything, even the half of my kingdom. SALOMÉ: You swear it, Tetrarch? HEROD: I swear it, Salomé. HERODIAS: Do not dance, my daughter. SALOMÉ: By what will you swear, Tetrarch? HEROD: By my life, by my crown, by my gods. Whatsoever you desire I will give it you

Five Lessons To Make You Think About The Way We Treat People
Five lessons to make you think about the way we treat people 1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read the last one: "What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?" Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. "Absolutely," said the professor. "In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say "hello." I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy. 2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain One night, at 11:30 p.m., an ol

Salome (part 16)
HERODIAS: It was thyself didst steal it. Thou speakest at random. I will not stay here. Let us go within. HEROD: Dance for me, Salomé. HERODIAS: I will not have her dance. SALOMÉ: I have no desire to dance, Tetrarch. HEROD: Salomé, daughter of Herodias, dance for me. HERODIAS: Let her alone. HEROD: I command thee to dance, Salomé. SALOMÉ: I will not dance, Tetrarch. HERODIAS (laughing): You see how she obeys you. HEROD: What is it to me whether she dance or not? It is naught to me. To-night I am happy, I am exceeding happy. Never have I been so happy. FIRST SOLDIER: The Tetrarch has a sombre look. Has he not a sombre look? SECOND SOLDIER: Yes, he has a sombre look. HEROD: Wherefore should I not be happy? Cæsar, who is lord of the world, who is lord of all things, loves me well. He has just sent me most precious gifts. Also he has promised me to summon to Rome the King of Cappadocia, who is my enemy. It may be that at Rome he will crucify him, for he

What Trannyforce 2.5 Character Are You?
You scored as Milla. You are Milla! The Bitchy Brainy Blonde with Boots! It\\\'s all about pink and fashion and your brains are your strength...that and your attitude BITCH!Milla88%Queenie69%Evil Lyn69%Ms. Thang63%Trixie56%Pinky50%Pansy31%What TrannyForce 2.5 Character are YOU

Salome (part 15)
HERODIAS: What does that matter? You know well that it is I whom he seeks to revile. And I am your wife, am I not? HEROD: Of a truth, dear and noble Herodias, you are my wife, and before that you were the wife of my brother. HERODIAS: It was you who tore me from his arms. HEROD: Of a truth I was stronger .... But let us not talk of that matter. I do not desire to talk of it. It is the cause of the terrible words that the prophet has spoken. Peradventure on account of it a misfortune will come. Let us not speak of this matter. Noble Herodias, we are not mindful of our guests. Fill thou my cup, my well-beloved. Fill with wine the great goblets of silver, and the great goblets of glass. I will drink to Cæsar. There are Romans here; we must drink to Cæsar. ALL: Cæsar! Cæsar! HEROD: Do you not see your daughter, how pale she is? HERODIAS: What is it to you if she be pale or not? HEROD: Never have I seen her so pale. HERODIAS: You must not look at her. THE VOICE OF

Get Stoned
HINDER LYRICS "Get Stoned" Just hear me out If it's not perfect I'll perfect it till my heart explodes I highly doubt I can make it through another of your episodes Lashing out One of the petty moves you pull before you lose control You wear me out But it's all right now Lets go home and get stoned We could end up makin love instead of misery Go home and get stoned Cause the sex is so much better when you're mad at me You wear me out (We could end up making love instead of misery) But it's all right now Without a doubt The break up is worth the make up sex you're givin me Lets hash it out Cause your bitchin and your yellin don't mean anything Don't count me out I can handle all the baggage that you're carrying You wear me out But it's all right now Let's go home and get stoned We could end up makin love instead of misery Go home and get stoned Cause the sex is so much better when you're mad at me You wear me out (We could end up makin love instead of mis

Salome ( Part 14)
SECOND NAZARENE: There is also the miracle of the daughter of Jairus. FIRST NAZARENE: Yes, that is sure. No man can gainsay it. HERODIAS: These men are mad. They have looked too long on the moon. Command them to be silent. HEROD: What is this miracle of the daughter of Jairus? FIRST NAZARENE: The daughter of Jairus was dead. He raised her from the dead. HEROD: He raises the dead? FIRST NAZARENE: Yea, sire, He raiseth the dead. HEROD: I do not wish Him to do that. I forbid Him to do that. I allow no man to raise the dead. This Man must be found and told that I forbid Him to raise the dead. Where is this Man at present? SECOND NAZARENE: He is in every place, my lord, but it is hard to find Him. FIRST NAZARENE: It is said that he is now in Samaria. A JEW: It is easy to see that this is not Messias, if He is in Samaria. It is not to the Samaritans that Messias shall come. The Samaritans are accursed. They bring no offerings to the Temple. SECOND NAZARENE: H

Tattoo Contest
~~ Okay Tattoo contest time again ~~ I'm doing a Tattoo contest again cause those are fun! Contest opens on 2/14 thur 2/ 21 1st Tattoo is...... with 1 comments 2nd Tattoo is...... with 1 comments 3rd Tattoo is...... with 1 comments 4th Tattoo is.... with 1 comments 5th tattoo is...... with 1 comments Most comments wins! 2 gifts for first 3 winners.....everyone gets a prize Get your Pics in to me so i can add them in. thanks Maria Click pic to enter..... Maria Wife To Be Of ???ìk??$72 ~!~......Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Dont Know What To Do :(
ok so its like this im 33 weeks preg and my childs father is no where in the picture he is more interested in his new fiance than being in his sons life.... i mean when we talked when i first found out i was preg he said that he was getting married this year and all... but im like its great for him but he has a child on the way and wont have nothing to do with it... i think its so dam sad cause i mean i didnt know my father and i just wanted my sons father to be in his life... what do i do?? do i try to call him again or should i just let it go??? ugh all this makes me crazy... anybody got any advise??

Salome(part 13)
HEROD: There be some who say that this man is the prophet Elias. A NAZARENE: I am sure that he is the prophet Elias. THE JEW: Nay, but he is not the prophet Elias. THE VOICE OF JOKANAAN: So the day is come, the day of the Lord, and I hear upon the mountains the feet of Him who shall be the Saviour of the world. HEROD: What does that mean? The Saviour of the world? TIGELLINUS: It is a title that Cæsar takes. HEROD: But Cæsar is not coming into Judæa. Only yesterday I received letters from Rome. They contained nothing concerning this matter. And you , Tigellinus, who were at Rome during the winter, you heard nothing concerning this matter, did you? TIGELLINUS: Sire, I heard nothing concerning the matter. I was explaining the title. It is one of Cæsar's titles. HEROD: But Cæsar cannot come. He is too gouty. They say that his feet are like the feet of an elephant. Also there are reasons of State. He who leaves Rome loses Rome. He will not come. Howbeit Cæsar is lord

Friends 3
Mind you none of you are more or less important by the order in which you are listed! Just so I don't get shouts cuz I didn't list you in the order in which you think you belong! Blondie...Girl you may be the only one who can really understand what effects my health may have on me, and it will be you who I turn to on how to make shit better! You being a Nebraska girl like myself and only about 6 hours away, maybe in fact the only person from the net I may have the honor of meeting!And if I do get to meet ya I am sure we will have a rocking good time! Sauceruney...damn man, you are by far the most perviest person I have on my family list, and for that little fact, you are the only perv I love with all my heart! You can make me smile when I don't wanna! Thank you! Deity...Even though your toking it up on the other side of the world, I feel like your my brother, you listen to me bitch, and you talk to me almost daily, I admire all you do and the things you do for me! Soldie

Salome (part 12)
HERODIAS: Bid him be silent. I will not listen to his voice. This man is for ever vomiting insults against me. HEROD: He has said nothing against you. Besides, he is a very great prophet. HERODIAS: I do not believe in prophets. Can a man tell what will come to pass? No man knows it. Moreover, he is for ever insulting me. But I think you are afraid of him .... I know well that you are afraid of him. HEROD: I am not afraid of him. I am afraid of no man. HERODIAS: I tell you, you are afraid of him. If you are not afraid of him why do you not deliver him to the Jews, who for these six months past have been clamouring for him? A JEW: Truly, my lord, it were better to deliver him into our hands. HEROD: Enough on this subject. I have already given you my answer. I will not deliver him into your hands. He is a holy man. He is a man who has seen God. A JEW: That cannot be. There is no man who hath seen God since the prophet Elias. He is the last man who saw God. In these da

The Boy
He was sittin’ in the corner He was tryin’ not to cry He held his daddy’s picture in one hand A tear filling his eye Memories flashed before him Thoughts of another time Sleepless summer nights and winters before a fire He was always the star in his daddy’s eye. Now he’s gone, he’s not coming back, The little boy just wants his daddy back. He glares at the sky, screaming in pain, Tears fill his face, and as the clouds part he cries: God why? Why did my daddy have to die? He was a loving man, he really was! He taught me right, I haven’t gone wrong! The boy continued through life, never understanding why. He missed his dad and the time they spent. Lessons he never learned.

Salome(part 11)
HERODIAS: There are others who look at her too much. HEROD: His father was a king. I drove him from his kingdom. And you made a slave of his mother, who was a queen, Herodias. So he was here as my guest, as it were, and for that reason I made him my captain. I am sorry he is dead. Ho! Why have you left the body here? I will not look at it--away with it. (They take away the body.) It is cold here. There is a wind blowing. Is there not a wind blowing? HERODIAS: No, there is no wind. HEROD: I tell you there is a wind that blows .... And I hear in the air something that is like the beating of wings, like the beating of vast wings. Do you not hear it? HERODIAS: I hear nothing. HEROD: I hear it no longer. But I heard it. It was the blowing of the wind, no doubt. It has passed away. But no, I hear it again. Do you not hear it? It is just like the beating of wings. HERODIAS: I tell you there is nothing. You are ill. Let us go within. HEROD: I am not ill. It is your daughte

Old N New
1. What is the leading cause of death with lesbians? - Hair balls. 2. How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? - You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive 3. What can Life Savers do that men cannot? - Come in five flavors. 4. What is good on pizza but bad on pussy? - Crust ! 5. Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey? - Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork 6. How can you tell if you have a high sperm count? - If your girlfriend chews before swallowing OMG! OMG! OMG ! 7. What do you get when you get Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy together? - A red headed bitch with a yeast infection 8. How do you piss off Winnie The Pooh? - By sticking your finger in his honey 9. What is the ultimate rejection? - When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep 10. What did Bill Clinton say to Monica? - I told you to lick my erection, not wreck my election. 1

Salome(part 10)
SECOND SOLDIER: You are right; we must hide the body. The Tetrarch must not see it. FIRST SOLDIER: The Tetrarch will not come to this place. He never comes on the terrace. He is too much afraid of the prophet. Enter HEROD, HERODIAS, and all the COURT. HEROD: Where is Salomé? Where is the Princess? Why did she not return to the banquet as I commanded her? Ah! There she is! HERODIAS: You must not look at her! You are always looking at her! HEROD: The moon has a strange look to-night. Has she not a strange look? She is like a mad woman, a mad woman who is seeking everywhere for lovers. She is naked, too. She is quite naked. The clouds are seeking to clothe her nakedness, but she will not let them. She shows herself naked in the sky. She reels through the clouds like a drunken woman .... I am sure she is looking for lovers. Does she not reel like a drunken woman? She is like a mad woman, is she not? HERODIAS: No; the moon is like the moon, that is all. Let us go withi

Bowl Of Chilli
A young biker walks into a seedy café in Hokitika Westland. He sits at the counter and notices an old Ulyssian biker with his arms folded staring blankly into a full bowl of chilli. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young biker bravely asks the old Ulyssian " I you aint gonna eat that, mind if I do?" The old Ulyssian slowly turns his head toward the young biker and in his best Ulyssian manner says, "Na! go ahead" Eagerly, the young biker reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom of the bowl and notices a dead mouse in the chilli. The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chilli into the bowl. The old Ulyssian quietly says, "Yep that's as far as I got too

Amusing...
You scored as Bdsm. Hurray! you god bdsm you like kink and love, and you wanna show it with either leather, whips or other things. congratulationsBdsm93%Boobies/nipples82%Gay/Lesbian79%Beastiality64%Tb/dl43%Anal32%foot fetish21%Anime11%Which fetish are you?created with QuizFarm.com

Accept Me, Or Don't
I am beautiful! As long as I know, you don't have to believe, but I know...and what I know is.... I am beautiful! You look upon my sister's curves-the swing of her hips-the swell of her breasts, but you don't see her beauty, and you don't want to know it. Oh you of immature ponderings, when will you grow to see? When will you appreciate... Real beauty-My beauty? That which is sight unseen but real to the feel. I'll not tailor myself to your materialistic views of video queens on tv screens-of big screen gems who are perfect "10"s. Those who want to be with me will see me-deep inside me-beautiful me! I am beautiful! As long as I know, you don't have to believe, but I know...and what I know is... I am beautiful! No makeup, nails, fake hair or eyes can hide true beauty which is found inside. Can you see me? Will you see me? Do you believe I am beautiful?

Salome(part 9)
SALOMÉ: I will kiss thy mouth, Jokanaan. THE YOUNG SYRIAN: Ah! He kills himself and falls between SALOMÉ and JOKANAAN. THE PAGE OF HERODIAS: The young Syrian has slain himself! The young captain has slain himself! He has slain himself who was my friend! I gave him a little box of perfumes and ear-rings wrought in silver, and now he has killed himself! Ah, did he not foretell that some misfortune would happen? I, too, foretold it, and it has happened. Well, I knew that the moon was seeking a dead thing, but I knew not that it was he whom she sought. Ah! why did I not hide him from the moon? If I had hidden him in a cavern she would not have seen him. FIRST SOLDIER: Princess, the young captain has just killed himself. SALOMÉ: Let me kiss thy mouth, Jokanaan. JOKANAAN: Art thou not afraid, daughter of Herodias? Did I not tell thee that I had heard in the palace the beating of the wings of the angel of death, and hath he not come, the angel of death? SALOMÉ: Let me

Tarot Reader
A woman visited a psychic of some local repute. In a dark and gloomy room, gazing at the Tarot cards laid out before her, the Tarot reader delivered the bad news: "There is no easy way to say this so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent death this year." Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the Tarot reader's gaze, steadied her voice and asked, "Will I get away with it?"

Please Rate And Comment For Me
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Salome (part 8)
JOKANAAN: Back! Daughter of Babylon! By woman came evil into the world. Speak not to me. I will not listen to thee. I listen but to the voice of the Lord God. SALOMÉ: Thy body is hideous. It is like the body of a leper. It is like a plastered wall where vipers have crawled; like a plastered wall where the scorpions have made their nest. It is like a whitened sepulchre full of loathsome things. It is horrible, thy body is horrible. It is of thy hair that I am enamored, Jokanaan. Thy hair is like a cluster of grapes, like the clusters of black grapes that hang from the vine-trees of Edom in the land of the Edomites. Thy hair is like the cedars of Lebanon, like the great cedars of Lebanon that give their shade to the lions and to the robbers who would hide themselves by day. The long black nights, when the moon hides her face, when the stars are afraid, are not so black. The silence that dwells in the forest is not so black. There is nothing in the world so black as thy hair .... Let m

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I'M JUST A SIMPLE GUY WITH SIMPLE IDEAS.. IAM DOWN TO EARTH AND VERY LOVABLE AND FRIENDLY..I JUST WANT TO MEET PPL THAT R COOL DOWN TO EARTH AND DRAMA FREE.I DON'T ASK 4 MUCH IN LIFE JUST 4 U TO B HONEST WITH UR SELF THAT WAY U CAN B HONEST WITH ME..U KNOW THERE'S NOTHING IN LIFE LIKE SOME ONE THAT'S HONEST ..(( KEEP'S IT REAL..

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~~ Okay Sexy Smile On CT Contest ~~ Send me ur sexy smiles to my inbox and i will add u to contest. okay 2 gifts for first 3 places and 1 gift for all other place! 1st Sexy Smile is...... with 1 comments 2nd Sexy Smile Is...... with 1 comments 3rd Sexy Smile is...... with 1 comments 4th Sexy Smile is...... with 1 comments 5th Sexy Smile is...... with 1 comments 6th Sexy Smile is...... with 1 comments Contest starts the 2/16 thur 2/23 so hurry and enter and again I love you Guys! thanks Maria click on pic to enter contest! Maria ~!~......Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Jokes Guaranteed To Offend Someone!!!!
Q: What's blue and fucks old people? A: Hypothermia Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered wives' shelter? A: The dishes if she knows what's good for her Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan. Q: What do 54,000 abused woman every year have in common? A: They don't fucking listen. Q: What's yellow and green and eats nuts? A: Gonorrhoea Q: Why did God create yeast infections? A: So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt once in a while too. Q. How can you tell a macho woman? A. She rolls her own tampons. Q. Why do fags like ribbed condoms? A. Better traction in the mud. Q. What's the difference between a woman and a sheep? A. The sheep doesn't get upset if you screw her sister. Q. What do you get when you cross two black people? A. Your ass kicked. Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance

Salome(part 7)
SALOMÉ: But he is terrible, he is terrible! THE YOUNG SYRIAN: Do not stay here, Princess, I beseech you. SALOMÉ: It is his eyes above all that are terrible. They are like black holes burned by torches in a Tyrian tapestry. They are like black caverns where dragons dwell. They are like the black caverns of Egypt in which the dragons make their lairs. They are like black lakes troubled by fantastic moons .... Do you think he will speak again? THE YOUNG SYRIAN: Do not stay here, Princess. I pray you do not stay here. SALOMÉ: How wasted he is! He is like a thin ivory statue. He is like an image of silver. I am sure he is chaste as the moon is. He is like a moonbeam, like a shaft of silver. His flesh must be cool like ivory. I would look closer at him. THE YOUNG SYRIAN: No, no, Princess. SALOMÉ: I must look at him closer. THE YOUNG SYRIAN: Princess! Princess! JOKANAAN: Who is this woman who is looking at me? I will not have her look at me. Wherefore doth she look at

Eyes Quiz
You scored as Passion. You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?Passion100%Diamond Eyes75%Mysterious58%Eyes full of Pain50%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

A Million Miles Away
A MILLION MILES AWAY A million miles away I hear your soft voice calling A million miles away We breath as one A million miles away We lay in the snow making snow angels A million miles away Our hearts beat as one A million miles away We are closer then ever before A million miles away Our hearts are smiling Dedicated to my friend Tanaia

More Inane Questions About Me
Laryngitis Sucks!!! 1. Where did your last kiss take place? The bedroom 2. Who knows a secret or two about you? not very many people 3. Three words to explain why you last threw up? migraine head ache 4. Did you ever burn yourself? like 3 days ago 5. What's crazy to you? "The Definition of insanity it to repeatedly do soemthing, knowing the outcome, but expecting different results each time... " 6. Favorite cuss word: fuck 7. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now? at least 3 people I know of 8. Who is your hero? The men and women in the military, fire departments and police departments 9. Would you ever want to be a model? hell no 10. Who is the most experimental person you know? my children 11. Do you tell white lies? Sometimes 12. When is your next party? my daughters graduation in June 13. Who do you want to be with right now? mr. sandman 14. Is it better to give or get? Both are good :) 15. Ho

Salome(part 6)
THE YOUNG SYRIAN: I fear him not, Princess; there is no man I fear. But the Tetrarch has formally forbidden that any man should raise the cover of this well. SALOMÉ: You will do this thing for me, Narraboth, and to-morrow when I pass in my litter beneath the gateway of the idol-sellers I will let fall for you a little flower, a little green flower. THE YOUNG SYRIAN: Princess, I cannot, I cannot. SALOMÉ (smiling): You will do this thing for me, Narraboth. You know that you will do this thing for me. And to-morrow when I pass in my litter by the bridge of the idol-buyers, I will look at you through the muslin veils, I will look at you, Narraboth, it may be I will smile at you. Look at me, Narraboth, look at me. Ah! you know that you will do what I ask of you. You know it well .... I know that you will do this thing. THE YOUNG SYRIAN (signalling the third soldier): Let the prophet come forth .... The Princess Salomé desires to see him. SALOMÉ: Ah! THE PAGE OF HERODIAS: O

The Middle Wife
The Middle Wife By an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second-grade classroom. When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually, show- and-tell is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that. And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them. If they want to lug it in to school and talk about it, they're welcome. Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing kid, takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow stuffed under her sweater. She holds up a snapshot of an infant. "This is Luke, my baby brother, and I'm going to tell you about his birthday. First, Mom and Dad made him as a symbol of their love, and then Dad put a s

Salome(part 5)
THE YOUNG SYRIAN: Pardon me, Princess, but if you do not return some misfortune may happen. SALOMÉ: Is he an old man, this prophet? THE YOUNG SYRIAN: Princess, it were better to return. Suffer me to lead you in. SALOMÉ: This prophet ... is he an old man? FIRST SOLDIER: No, Princess, he is quite a young man. SECOND SOLDIER: You cannot be sure. There are those who say he is Elias. SALOMÉ: Who is Elias? SECOND SOLDIER: A very ancient prophet of this country, Princess. THE SLAVE: What answer may I give the Tetrarch from the Princess? THE VOICE OF JOKANAAN: Rejoice not thou, Land of Palestine, because the rod of him who smote thee is broken. For from the seed of the serpent shall come forth a basilisk, and that which is born of it shall devour the birds. SALOMÉ: What a strange voice! I would speak with him. FIRST SOLDIER: I fear it is impossible, Princess. The Tetrarch does not wish any one to speak with him. He has forbidden the high priest to speak with hi

Salome(part 4)
THE PAGE OF HERODIAS: Do not look at her. I pray you not to look at her. THE YOUNG SYRIAN: She is like a dove that has strayed .... She is like a narcissus trembling in the wind ... She is like a silver flower. Enter SALOMÉ. SALOMÉ: I will not stay. I cannot stay. Why does the Tetrarch look at me all the while with his mole's eyes under his shaking eyelids? It is strange that the husband of my mother looks at me like that. I know not what it means. In truth, yes I know it. THE YOUNG SYRIAN: You have just left the feast, Princess? SALOMÉ: How sweet the air is here! I can breathe here! Within there are Jews from Jerusalem who are tearing each other in pieces over their foolish ceremonies, and barbarians who drink and drink, and spill their wine on the pavement, and Greeks from Smyrna with painted eyes and painted cheeks, and frizzed hair curled in twisted coils, and silent, subtle Egyptians, with long nails of jade and russett cloaks, and Romans brutal and coarse, with

Possibly The Best Little Johnny Joke Ever!!!
Teacher: "Children, tomorrow I would like you to give me an example of a development that is currently being built near your home and what are the advantages of this new development. At the end of the class, the teacher asks that all the little girls remain behind for 5 minutes. Teacher: "Young ladies, I have received numerous complaints from your parents concerning Little Johnny's' crude remarks. It is very likely that tomorrow he is going to say something dirty and that is why I am asking you all, to avoid any further problems - that if he says anything that appears rude, I would like you all to get up and leave the classroom." Everybody agreed to this plan. Next day - Teacher: "Is everybody ready with their assignment? Go ahead Anita." Anita: "Near my home, a supermarket is being built. Now my mommy doesn't have to walk so far to get bread and milk." Teacher: "Very good Anita! Yes - Suzie!" Suzie: "Near my home, they are building a fur

Salome(part 3)
3 SECOND SOLDIER: Make him be silent. He is always saying ridiculous things. FIRST SOLDIER: No, no. He is a holy man. He is very gentle, too. Every day, when I give him to eat he thanks me. THE CAPPADOCIAN: Who is he? FIRST SOLDIER: A prophet. THE CAPPADOCIAN: What is his name? FIRST SOLDIER: Jokanaan. THE CAPPADOCIAN: Whence comes he? FIRST SOLDIER: From the desert, where he fed on locusts and wild honey. He was clothed in camel's hair, and round his loins he had a leathern belt. He was very terrible to look upon. A great multitude used to follow him. He even had disciples. THE CAPPADOCIAN: What is he talking of? FIRST SOLDIER: We can never tell. Sometimes he says terrible things; but it is impossible to understand what he says. THE CAPPADOCIAN: May one see him? FIRST SOLDIER: No. The Tetrarch has forbidden it. THE YOUNG SYRIAN: The Princess has hidden her face behind her fan! Her little white hands are fluttering like doves that fly to their dov

Friends 2
piercedmama...Brooke, you always side with me ha ha, We both have mad love for each other, and you give me 11's damn I need to become a VIC to return that love! Show ya how I really feel ;) Charlie Freakin B and Trouble..you two are by far the funnest couple on CT, I have to say if I were to meet some people from here, you two would be at the top of my list, Charlie you can cheer me up when I am down, and Donna, girl you are a truly amazing woman! Alice..I remember when we had our little contest to see who could get to 400 fans first for me that was like 800 fans ago lol, maybe we should have a contest now to see who can get to 1500 first, you beat me to uber cherry, but I am fast approaching lol! I need another fucking BLAST! Jay...whats not to love about you, you are by far my most fave male point whore! You are a truly sweet guy in the way you go about asking me to whore you! Gotta love a man who wants to join the women in the points whore ranks! I really have some of

Salome (part 2)
2 THE YOUNG SYRIAN: How beautiful is the Princess Salomé tonight! THE PAGE OF HERODIAS: You are always looking at her. You look at her too much. It is dangerous to look at people in such fashion. Something terrible may happen. THE YOUNG SYRIAN: She is very beautiful tonight. FIRST SOLDIER: The Tetrarch has a sombre look. SECOND SOLDIER: Yes, he has a sombre look. FIRST SOLDIER: He is looking at something. SECOND SOLDIER: He is looking at some one. FIRST SOLDIER: At whom is he looking? SECOND SOLDIER: I cannot tell. THE YOUNG SYRIAN: How pale the Princess is! Never have I seen her so pale. She is like the shadow of a white rose in a mirror of silver. THE PAGE OF HERODIAS: You must not look at her. You look too much at her. FIRST SOLDIER: Herodias has filled the cup of the Tetrarch. THE CAPPADOCIAN: Is that the Queen Herodias, she who wears a black mitre sewn with pearls, and whose hair is powdered with blue dust? FIRST SOLDIER: Yes, that is Hero

Little Info. About Me Plus A Couple Of Poems I Wrote
February 16, 2007 For everyone that doesn't know that I have a Myspace Web Page it's http://www.myspace.com/excaliber2606 I'm usually up and about on a couple of web sites. www.bangme.net my screen name there is Akon24m www.imvu.com is a new thing that I have come across lately it's like a virtual reality thing like avatar world for yahoo messenger. My screen name on there is GrandMaster2606 http://www.cherrytap.com/join.php?friend=541547 is cherrytap where it's kind of like myspace but with alittle more of fun to it. If you join you will be linked with me. www.flixster.com is another one. it's mostly about movies where people can chat about a movie or interest of their likeing. I think all you would have to do is do a search for me as my email addy which is naughtyflop@yahoo.com of course. http://www.tagged.com/register.html?aa=15rbx0&a=1 this here is another site that I kind of like. Should check it out when you got a minute or two. You can also find me on Myspa

Salome (part 1)
SALOMÉ A Tragedy in one Act. Translated from the French of Oscar Wilde by Lord Alfred Douglas THE PERSONS OF THE PLAY HEROD ANTIPAS, Tetrarch of Judæa | SECOND SOLDIER JOKANAAN, The Prophet | THE PAGE OF HERODIAS THE YOUNG SYRIAN | JEWS, NAZARENES, ETC... TIGELLINUS, A Young Roman | A SLAVE A CAPPADOCIAN | NAAMAN, The Executioner A NUBIAN | HERODIAS, Wife of the Tetrarch FIRST SOLDIER | SALOMÉ, Daughter of Herodias THE SLAVES OF SALOMÉ SCENE: A great terrace in the Palace of HEROD, set above the banqueting-hall. Some soldiers are leaning over the balcony. To the right there is a gigantic staircase, to the left, at the back, an old cistern surrounded by a wall of green bronze. Moonlight. THE YOUNG SYRIAN: How beautiful is the Princess Salomé tonight! THE PAGE OF HERODIAS: Look at the moon! How strange the moon seems! She is like a woman rising from a tomb. She is like a dead woman. You would fancy she was looking for dead things. THE YOUN

Two Nuns
Two nuns, Sister Senga and Sister Helen, are travelling from Scotland through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield. Aw naw!' shouts Sister Senga. 'Whit are we gonnae dae?' "Turn the windae wipers oan. That will get rid of the abomination, says Sister Helen. Sister Senga switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. Whit ahm a' gonnae dae noo?' she shouts. 'Switch on the windae washirs. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican,' says Sister Helen. Sister Senga turns on the windae washirs. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. 'It did'nae wurk, whit'll a dae?' shouts Sister Senga. 'Show him your cross,' says Sister Helen. 'Aye, that's whit tae dae,' says Sister Senga. She o

Very Sad Little Girl
This goes along with the news i got 2 days ago! I feel so lost cause now its worse much worse he alos has lung, liver and spline cancer. My uncle said once they get all the news they are sending my dad home but that could b like 3 months from now and the doctor says he has 9-18 months left to live, and i dont know anytrhing to do! people are telling me to be strong and make he feel loved and act like nothing is wrong to upset him but its so hard im so close with my parents, i feel so lost and my stomach is upset 24/7. I talked to my dad today he sounded normal and when i hung up i cried casue it jsut not fair im going to miss him so much i have missed him since they day he moved away last march and i dunno if im being selfish but i just want him to be here and be ok! but he's never going to be ok and i feel like shit casue theres nothing i can do to help! So to my friends i talk to on a daily bases if i could off as different or pissed off this is why im going through so much and ther

Oscar Wilde
Oscar Wilde Oscar Wilde Oscar OFlahertie Fingal Wills Wilde, born in Dublin, Ireland on October 16, 1854, was the second son of Sir William and Lady Jane Wilde. Sir William was a renowned surgeon who found himself embroiled in a sensational scandal in 1864 when Mary Travers, a former patient, informed a local newspaper that she had been chloroformed and raped. Lady Jane was a poet who stood six feet tall and claimed to be "above respectability." She loved to make a sensation and passed this passion on to her youngest son. In 1878, Oscar Wilde moved to London with a degree from Oxford and a burning desire to achieve stardom. He had been taught by his mother to view life as a performance, and he made a spectacle of everything, sometimes hailing a cab just to cross the street. He once wrote, "I awoke the imagination of my century so that it created myth and legend around me." His wardrobe was designed not by tailors, but by theatre costumiers who Wilde felt would more easily underst

Startin A New Contest!
Hottest male Piercing! + I need 15 men with any Piercing. + There will be two winners...one for most comments and one for most ratings. + You can vote for yourself and it will run for 5 days. + I dont want any drama but I shouldnt have to worry about that with guys. + Winners will get a VIC gift. + Pics must be SFW. Message me with the pic you want me to rip and if you have any questions feel free to ask. Vamp P.S. If you know anyo guys with a Piercing please tell them about this.

My World
YOU MEAN THE WORLD TO ME, YOUR EVERYTHING I NEED, YOU ARE MY LIFE, YOU ARE THE REASON I BREATHE. YOUR THE ONLY ONE FOR ME, YOU HOLD THE KEY TO MY HEART, YOUR EVERYTHING I DREAMED OF, YOU HAVE BEEN FROM THE START. I REALLY DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU, I DON'T THINK I COULD GO ON, I HOPE WHAT WE HAVE KEEPS GROWING STRONG. I LOVE YOU TO DEATH YOUR MY HEART, YOUR MY SOUL, YOUR THE LOVE OF MY LIFE TILL THE END OF TIME XXXXX

Sexy Smile Contest
~~ Okay Sexy Smile On CT Contest ~~ Send me ur sexy smiles to my inbox and i will add u to contest. okay 2 gifts for first 3 places and 1 gift for all other place! 1st Sexy Smile is...... with 1 comments 2nd Sexy Smile Is...... with 1 comments 3rd Sexy Smile is...... with 1 comments 4th Sexy Smile is...... with 1 comments 5th Sexy Smile is...... with 1 comments Contest starts the 2/16 thur 2/23 so hurry and enter and again I love you Guys! thanks Maria click on pic to enter contest! Maria ~!~......Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

I Am..................................
I am the wind upon your shoulder, Hear me whisper in your ear. Our friendship is eternal, For this I am sincere. You are the light that shines upon my face, That guides me on my way. It keeps me on a narrow path, And helps me not to stray. I am the stars that shine above each night, The twinkle in your eye. You are the sun that shines by day, The moon that fills the sky. Each day that passes that I am not here, And yes we’re far apart. My friendship I have given you, Has a special place in my heart. I am the wind upon your shoulders, Hear me whisper in your ear. Don’t ever doubt our friendship, For this I am sincere.

Tv
You can get so caught up in T.V. and computers and anything that is media really. You can get caught up in anything really. How can you sleep if your high on crack...lol a riddle from Dave Chappelle. Anything in excess is bad. Anything can turn ugly. Dosen't that suck for everyone. =)

Cummmm On Guys Show Me The Love!!!
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Copy And Past And Comment Ur Friends.
promise you my heart? ?I promise you my life? ?I promise we'll never be apart? ?I promise not to hurt you? ?I promise to never make you cry? ?I promise to always trust you? ?I promise not to lie? ?I promise you forever? ?I promise you tonight? ?I promise you my respect? ?I promise to do things right? ?I promise to always be there? ?I promise until the end? ?I promise to always love you? ?I promise to be your best friend? ?I promise you my love? ?I promise you my life? ?I promise this forever? ?I promise our friendship is my life? ?your the PEANUT to my BUTTER ,? ?your the STAR to my BURST,? ?your the M to my M,? ?your the POP to my TART,? ?your the MILKY to my WAY,? ?your the FRUIT to my LOOP,? ?your the MILK to my DUDS,? ?your the LUCKY to my CHARMS,? ?your the ICE to my CREAM,? but mostly.... ?your the BEST to my FRIEND? ?SEND THIS TO 13 OF YOUR closes FRIENDS (INCLUDING ME) IF YOU GET IT BACK 1-U HAVE BAD FRIENDSHIPS 2-U STILL SUCK 3-U R A GOOD FRI

Leaving
THIS IS THE HARDEST THING I THINK I'VE EVER HAD TO DO, EVERY PLAN I'VE MADE IN LIFE HAS INCLUDED YOU. I WISH SOMEHOW THINGS WHERE DIFFERENT AND WE COULD WORK THIS OUT, BUT LATELY THERE'S JUST AN EMPTINESS, WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WE ARGUE ABOUT. SO MANY THINGS HAVE CHANGED IN A VERY SHORT PERIOD OF TIME, IT'S JUST TO MUCH TO HANDLE, IT'S MESSING UP MY MIND. I STILL LOVE YOU TO DEATH AND WILL TILL THE DAY I DIE, HONESTLY I WISH WE DID'NT HAVE TO SAY GOOD-BYE. BUT I HOPE YOU FIND HAPPINESS IN WHATEVER YOU CHOOSE TO DO AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW MY HEART WILL ALWAYS BELONG TO YOU. I JUST CAN'T GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT, I CAN'T KEEP YOU SATISFIED YOU WANT MORE THAN YOU HAVE FOUND IN ME, AND THAT FORCES US TO LIE. WE JUST TRIED TO HARD AND GAVE UP TO FAST, NIETHER ONE OF US HAVE TRIED TO MAKE THIS LAST. BUT IT WAS GOOD WHILE I HAD YOU AND I'LL NEVER FORGET THE DAYS IT WAS SO EASY TO SHOW YOU CARED YOU MEAN THE WORLD TO ME AND YOU ALWAYS WILL, ONE THING FOR S

To All My Friends!
I just wanna say a couple special thank yous to a couple of my really good friends! Gidget..God I love you girl! You have been here for me through a lot! Jules..you know I love you girl! You and I spend 5 hours on the phone..you gotta know I have made love for ya, even when we don't talk and just sit here and be there for each other! :) MAUH! The bullgod...dude, you don't offend me, I actually think you are one of my only friends that gets me! *huggles* Splendid Beauty..Girl you rock on so many levels I cannot even begin to tell you what you mean to me! Stump..Brad, I love you and finally listened to your voice mail again..and you called me T lol! I love that accent, it rocks! Rev...who the hell else can I get to help me get poor desperate horny guys off? I mean dude your too damn funny! I gotta chat with ya again so that we can laugh our asses off some more! Dude I so wanna see ya in a kilt, mounting a donkey! I actually heard that in my head in a Scottish Accent!

Good Evening
Hello everyone. I hope everyone have a good evening than mine. I got beat up tonight but don't worry I am not hurt.. my friends stop her to hit me cuz a friend of mine know if she keep going. I will put her to hospital so they stopped her.. yup I have bad night and anyone can cheer me up? lol :) i am alright tho :) message me or whatever.. t'care

This Is Getting Uglier By The Minute!!!!
If I didn't love my husband or his kids like I do, I would probably be gone. Things are getting uglier and uglier by the minute. We went out to get the kids today and her husband came out and took down my license plate number hoping to get him into trouble; however, the car is registered to me and not to him. Plus, they sent the kids to our house with no clothes no nothing and told us that we had to buy them. I don't have the money to buy them clothes. We are the ones that have to drive 45 minutes to an hour each way every other weekend and she doesn't offer to meet us or give us any money. Sure I will buy them clothes, but I will be sure to send her the bill and let her know that is from me and not from him. I will be so glad when this is all over.

Well; Here We Go...
I've been here for 2 weeks; 10,000+ points... 97 friends... Just wonderin' if that's an OK start, steady progress or whether I should start slowing down some...? Feel free to add any input...

Crabby Old Man
When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a small hospital near Tampa, Florida, it was believed that he had nothing left of any value. Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions, they found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed them that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital. One nurse took her copy to Missouri . The old man's sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the Christmas edition of the News Magazine of the St. Louis Association for Mental Health. A slide presentation has also been made based on his simple, but eloquent, poem. And this little old man, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the author of this "anonymous" poem winging across the Internet. Crabby Old Man What do you see nurses?...What do you see? What are you thinking...when you're looking at me? A crabby old man,...not very wise, Uncertain of habit...with faraway eyes? Who dribbles his food...and makes no reply.

Quotes
- A STRONG WOMAN WON'T LET ANYONE GET THE BEST OF HER, BUT A WOMAN OF STRENGTH WILL GIVE THE BEST OF HER TO EVERYONE. -THE FUTURE IS UNCERTAIN, BUT THE END IS ALWAYS CLEAR -THE HUMAN HEART FEELS THINGS THE EYES CANNOT SEE, AND KNOWS WHAT THE MIND CANNOT UNDERSTAND - SEDUCE MY MIND AND YOU CAN HAVE MY BODY. FIND MY SOUL AND I AM YOURS FOREVER. - THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF A NEW DAY, YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN HIS DAY TO USE AS YOU WILL. YOU CAN WASTE IT OR USE IT FOR GOOD, WHAT YOU DO TODAY IS IMPORTANT BECAUSE YOU ARE EXCHANGING A DAY OF YOUR LIFE FOR IT. WHEN TOMORROW COMES THIS DAY WILL BE GONE FOREVER, IN IT'S PLACE WILL BE SOMETHING YOU HAVE LEFT BEHIND... LET IT BE SOMETHING GOOD. - SOMETIMES I FEEL TOTALLY INADIQUATE WITHIN THE CONTEXT OF THE HUMAN IN WHICH I EXSIST.

Whats A Girl To Do????
there this man that i really do like ok he is really special to me he is warm ,kind ,loving, caring, i wanna tell him how i feel but i dont wanna rush things with him if i did tell him....this man does mean alot to me i do care for him soooo much....what should i do ?????

Gratitude Versus Entitlement
When you look at the big picture of your life, where you live, how you live, how much money you have, your health, your relationship or your job, do you sometimes feel life has cheated you in some way? You certainly wouldn’t be alone if you felt this way, in fact if you stay up to date with the media and what governments will tell you, it’s ok to feel this way, to feel entitled. Throughout life many people feel a sense of entitlement, they feel life owes them perhaps more than what they have and because of this they get bitter. Others however, don’t feel this way, they don’t feel they are entitled to anything more than what they show gratitude for. In their minds they have earned everything they have graciously. The difference between these people is some have an attitude of entitlement and the others have an attitude of gratitude. You may have heard the saying “there’s no such thing as a free lunch”, meaning you don’t get something for nothing, well no truer words could ever be spo

Inlightment For The Bleak (read Up)
Disenfranchised (a matter for the courts) Disenfranchised. Once again standing at the presapiss of my own indecisiveness. I watch and learn and repeat the same mistakes. Dare not pass judgement onto me, I have passed it myself. Complete with the regrets I'll wake up with tomarro. But I live as I am. Scaveging on the world around my undug grave. I shall survive. If the wish me to or not. But then again. Here I am, a faded image. Here I am, the peice of trash u never pick up. Floating around the bedroom floor. But then again.... My doing is my own. Disenfranchised. I.R.M. 02/13/07 "Stop feeling so exposed. Put some pants on and go outside. The monster under ur bed will be there tomarro. Theres always a reason why not to wake up. Shit stinks.... cheak your shoes!" A Plan To Realize Broken dreams, the fault my own. Childish ambitions leave me with a hollow regret. The world has fed us all these things of which only the fortunite can have. The f

Official Death Notice Has Been Served
Make your own Banner Here! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!URGENT ACTION NEEDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PLEASE SIGN THE PETITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE RE-POST AND RE-POST AGAIN TELL EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU PLEASE CLICK ON POSTER TO ACCESS "DELARA'S SITE" AND FOLLOW THE LINK TO SIGN THE PETITION TO SAVE HER LIFE OR CLICK ON BANNER FOR A DIRECT LINK TO THE PETITION...DELARA'S OFFICIAL DEATH NOTICE HAS BEEN SERVED AND WE ARE RACING AGAINST TIME

About The Ct Licnese's
> ALL THE CT LICENSE'S I WAS SUPOSE TO MAKE FOR EVERYONE IS ON HOLD FOR THE WEEKEND I WILL!!!! STILL MAKE THEM AS I PROMISED BUT I HAVE A 5 DAY STREATCH AT WORK AND BETWEEN WORK AND HOME LIFE I AND MY NEW ROOM I DON'T HAVE ALOT OF TIME SO!!! MONDAY I WILL START ON THEM AGAIN AND GET THEM ALL DONE. THANKS FOR BEING PATIENT WITH ME IN GETTING THEM DONE AND MORE IMPORTANTLY THANKS FOR THE HELP U GAVE ME TO LEVEL UP U ALL ARE FOREVER MY FANS. IN THE MEAN TIME COME VISIT ME IN MY NEW LOUNGE AND CHAT WITH ME ANYTHING U WANNA CHAT ABOUT IS OK AND REQUEST SOME SONGS I WILL PLAY ANYTHING THAT ANYONE WANTS TO HEAR REQUESTS ARE ALWAYS OPEN.... Click the image below to go to my room

Okay Sexy Smile Contest Is Open Now Go Vote!
~~ Okay Sexy Smile On CT Contest ~~ Send me ur sexy smiles to my inbox and i will add u to contest. okay 2 gifts for first 3 places and 1 gift for all other place! 1st Sexy Smile is...... with 1 comments 2nd Sexy Smile Is...... with 1 comments 3rd Sexy Smile is...... with 1 comments 4th Sexy Smile is...... with 1 comments Contest starts the 2/16 thur 2/23 so hurry and enter and again I love you Guys! thanks Maria click on pic to enter contest! Maria ~!~......Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Cherokee Feast For 2/16/07
February 16 - Daily Feast Virginia creeper spreads through the lush compost of the woods like veins in soft skin and climbs through the rough bark of the post oak to the very top. We weave through the rough places trying to reach the top because we feel some ungrateful God has put this on us to deal with - to somehow teach us. But such feelings are false. How many times has the creeper been snagged and pulled from its growing place - as often as we are delayed in reaching our goals. What are we, helpless victims trying to overcome, or hardy individuals that will not be beaten? Attitude, all attitude. ~ I was going around the world with the clouds and air, when God spoke to my thought and told me to come in here and be at peace with all. ~ COCHISE - APACHE LEADER "A Cherokee Feast of Days, Volume II" by Joyce Sequichie Hifler ***** Elder's Meditation of the Day - February 16 "Because woman lives so close to our first mother, the Earth, she emanates the streng

Novel Intro...
She stood on top of the hill, letting the wind whip her waist length raven black hair around her, letting it slash her face without pulling it back into a ponytail. She stared out into the meadows, deep in her thoughts. The sky darkened with her mood. She was deep into her thoughts so much that she didn't even feel the first droplet of water hit her thick hair. As she slowly lifted her right hand to lightly finger the scar on her left cheek, she silently spoke vile curses on the man who scarred her for life. Her eyes blackened as she remembered that fateful chilly day in spring, when the rains are bad, which was nothing new in the great state of Michigan. Her eyes blackened with anger as she remembered what her mother said about it being her fault. The more she thought about it, the more angry she got, and the rain was coming down in buckets now.

About American Indians
Appropriate Methods When Teaching About Native American Peoples: Understand the term "Native American" includes all peoples indigenous to the Western Hemisphere. Present Native American Peoples as appropriate role models to children. Native American students should not be singled out and asked to describe their families' traditions or their peoples' culture(s). Avoid the assumption there are no Native American students in your class. Use books and materials which are written and illustrated by Native American people as primary source materials: speeches, songs, poems, and writings, which show the linguistic skill of a people who have come from an oral tradition. When teaching ABC's, avoid "I is for Indian" and "E is for Eskimo." Avoid rhymes or songs that use Native Americans as counting devices, i.e. "One little, two little, three little..." Research the traditions and histories, oral and written, of Native Americans before attempting to teach these.

His Birthday
I knew that your birthday was around the corner, so I sat at my computer to book a day with you........just you and I, locked in a cabin nestled in the woods of for the whole day. As I browsed through what was available, I couldn't help but be so picky. I wanted secluded, after all this was going to be a day away from it all......no phones, no interruptions, no one to bother us. I finally came across this chalet sitting on a lake surrounded by acres of woods.....ah, perfect I thought........this place will be great! I have so much planning to do, I make an invitation for you and place it on your desk.......it reads "Make no plans next Friday, you're all mine for the day! I arrive at the cabin first, you will be meeting joining me later on that morning. My first task will be to get the fire started.......I can't wait to be in your arms in front of the fireplace, just lost in the security of your arms. I debated on what to wear, as I wanted something sexy......but wanted to be

God Bless Our Soldiers...tribute To Our Soldiers
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: US NAVY WWII MEMORIAL SITE Date: Feb 16, 2007 12:48 PM I would like to take a moment to thank all Our Troops serving Our Country Now & all those who have served in the past. To those serving now I thank u from the bottom of my heart & just want u to know that I support YOU 100% & You will always be in my Prayers. THANK YOU! Soldiers Tribute Add to My Profile | More Videos

Office Visit
I decided to pay you a surprise visit to your office for lunch. I prepared myself in advance to be dressed to your liking. A nice short sundress, and as I debated if I should put on panties........I decided to wear them as they're going to be used today, for your pleasure! I approached your office, let myself in and closed the door behind me. You were on the phone with a very important telephone conference. I approached you quietly and straddled your lap, a sexy grin came across your face. I could feel that it hadn't taken long......you already were hard as a rock. Mmmmmmm I thought to myself as I sat down facing you........I could feel your hard cock under my ass cheeks. I gave you a small kiss and let you continue your conversation. I moved to your neck, placing small kisses and tiny nibbles on your neck. I can feel your hand wandering over my ass cheeks.....you're so aroused but can't be a full participant at the moment, but are loving the attention. I make my way down your chest.

Brandon
Okaii...so I have a boyfriend. But I have a friend... a guy friend and we have been friends since forever! Well my friend moved away in 8th grade and then he came bakk this year...when he moved we were really close and so we kept in touch and everything and then all these feelings like doubled when he came bakk..and then we stopped talkin cuz he got a girlfriend and they broke up and we started talkin again...well those feelings are starting to come again..and i dont know wut to do.. i mean i love my boyfriend but is it possible to love two people at once?? i need some advice...anyone have any? thanx... Kelly

Early Morning
Early Morning I awoke to feel the warmth of your chest and belly against my back, your legs tucked into the hollow of my knees and my butt nestled firmly, sweetly against your crotch. Through the haze of sleep I could feel a cool breeze billowing the curtains and swirling through the room; bringing with it the vague smell of spring flowers and forcing me to burrow deeper below the covers. Such a simple movement, the mere snuggle of my body against yours as I sought to capture your warmth, and yet it was enough to rouse you. Not enough to totally wake you, just enough to bring morning awareness to certain parts. You tightened your arms about me and buried your face in my hair. While still half-asleep you unconsciously pressed against me, instinctively searching for pleasure, as your penis rubbed against the soft cheeks of my buttocks. Without any other movement on my part I could feel you begin to expand, to swell and harden against me. Almost as if seeking refuge between the w

True Friends!!!!!! I Call Them Family!!!
Billy Ray Cyrus In The Heart Of A Woman True friends are there when u need them and even when u don't... they help you thru the hard times and the fun times.... As you would do for them... A friendship is like a marriage u r in it no matter what the circumstances.. They make u smile when u r down and they make u cry for being so kind to u... This is what a true friend sent me today u know who u r and thank u so very much it meant the world to me ::: This world would be a better place if there was more people like you in it. Thanks for being who you are Cassie. Don't ever change! You have such a big heart & you are so caring and giving. I am honored to call you... friend! *HUGS* My niece that I raised wrote a poem kinda thing for me and it is touching I posted it earlier in another blog please stop by and read it also it is titled Poem... I have been down lately with being sick and having family problems and dealing with other friends and families health probl

Early Morning Pleasures
Laying in bed My head on your chest Snuggled up in your arms I feel you move Slowly moving Rolling me on my side Your arms wrap around me Your breath on my neck Fingertips tease my breasts The very touch of you Speeding my pulse Building my fire Roaming hands Part my thighs A moan escapes my lips Feeling you enter Taking me from behind So gentle and sweet Your hand moves up Massaging my breast Dancing with my nipple I arch my back Allowing you deeper Seperating my thighs further You speed your pace Thrusting inside me Our juices lubricating Muscles from inside Gripping your hardness Fingernails against your thigh Pleasure escapes from lips Moaning with delight Bodies moving as one Bringing each other close Swirling in passion Pleasing each other Climaxing Both Together In perfect harmony Holding each other With a gentle kiss Falling back to sleep

18 Questions Bout My Number 1
About ur lover in CT and answer all 18 questions about him/her. 1) What's their name? ALICIA 2) Do you trust them? Yes, I trust her with everything & all of my heart 3) How did you meet him/her? My space 4) How old were you when you first met? 27 5) Is this person one of your best friends? shes my true love 6) Say something that only makes sense to you and him/her? what happens, happens! 7) Is this person older than you? no 8) When was the last time u saw them? this evening on cherrytap.com 9) When was the last time you talked to them on the phone? last friday night 10) Are you related to this person? nope 11) Are you their b/f or g/f? yes im her g/f 12) Do you have nicknames for each other? No not yet but i call her baby or babygurl 13) Do you have pics of this person on your cherrytap ? yep 14) How many times do you talk to this person in a week? when shes online or when i have the minutes on my fone 15) Do you think the person wil

Rated R
If I had you alone, locked in my bed room, for 24 glorious hours I would taste nibble and explore every inch of your beautiful skin. I would start kissing your neck just below your ear, and bite (very gently) the skin there and growl a little until you shivered. I would slowly work my way down to your shoulders an arms and kiss all the little soft spots that I could find.then and only then would I unbutton the top of your blouse and nibble my way down one button at a time between your beautiful breasts to just above the panty line. I would than work my way back up each side until I reached you breasts and take each nipple in my mouth and roll them in my lips, gently biting and kissing... I would then slide your panties off and kiss my way down the insides of your thighs and taste the soft spots in back of you knees to turn my way up again nibbling and tasting every bit of you until I reached the center of you I would inhale deeply drawing in the scent that is very unique to yo

Happy Weekend!
Well I hope everyone had a wonderful Valentine's Day. As for me, mine was eventful to say the least. Besides getting a beautiful bouquet of roses, a balloon, a box of candy and a certificate for a massage . . . my sister called the cops on me! lol She's a spoiled little twit who is coddled beyond belief and we're paying for it dearly. So, instead of her staying here and me helping her get on her feet for a decent life, she wants to go home to mom and daddy. . . They came around 11 p.m. to pick her up at the police station, where she sat for 3 hrs. (lol) and I haven't talked to them since! What happened might you ask? She got up in my face, screaming at me . . . I warned her to back off, she didn't, I smacked her in the face . . . I went outside to cool off and she called 911. lmao Yes, it was the perfect end to the perfect day! I hope there aren't too many more like that! Anyway, we are expecting 4-5 inches of snow tonight and I'm dreading every second of it. That's it for now, jus

Tennessee Farmer
A Big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee . He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on theother side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it." The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the United States and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own. The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in Tennessee . We settle small disagreements like this; with the "Three Kick Rule." The lawyer asked, "What is the Three Kick Rule?" The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and

Friday Stuff
Spent most of the day with my son. I had a meeting for awhile so I had to leave him with my business partner's kids for awhile. Other than that we played some games and watched some TV. Got a few calls from potential clients. :) Things are looking better all the time. After all the struggles Dan and I had at the old company.. with not getting paid, and the owners who refused to put in time and effort.. its a good thing to feel success coming. Not much planned this weekend.. just time withDavid.. maybe a movie :) I hope he sleeps past 6 tomorrow.. 10 would be nicer.. but thats only dreaming..lol

"lifes Cycle..."
The numberless quantities of crystaline sand, whose time filled memories are of a far away land, Wind swept waters a glistening array, misting my eyes on this sorrowful day. Lifted embodiment gracing the wind swept sky, heartfelt gliding whose spirit soars high. Soft gentle caressing from the fingers of a breeze, thought provoking feelings bring me to my knees. Mother natures sculpting of infinite choice, molding and shaping please hear my voice. An adventure seeking vessel on a quest unknown, searching and seeking for a sign to be shown. Loneliness, overwhelming perplexity of a solution sought, celestially exhaustive searching which comes to nought. Strangers, Oh! So many vessels upon the seas of time, a sweet precious cargo is so hard to find. The cosmic spanning of choices wrought, the earthly exchange which comes to ought. Then upon lifes horizon a vision unfolds, more precious and valued than silver or gold. Beckoning rad

Men ~vs ~women
1.NAMES If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy. 2.EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20 , even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. 3.MONEY A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale. 4.BATHROOMS A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these

First
Ok.. my first blog entry on cherrytap and i have no fcking clue what to write. I am currently sitting at my parents house. My computer at home is fcked. So i am only online every 2-4 weeks.. at least until my pc is fixed. But you guys dont want to hear about that. And the sad thing is i dont have anything else to write about at the moment. But that is probably coz i have been too poor lately to go out with mates and hit the town. And its driving me mental. I just want to go out and drink myself into a stupor. Then i would be able to get through another couple weeks. Coz even just one night out drinking every couple of weeks is like a holiday.. and when you have kids you will understand why... if you dont already. But i am going to a dinner tonight at a mates place.. and i only have to take bubs with me.... so i might be able to sneak in a few drinks while i am there. Not enough to get sht-faced... but enough to relax. Which is all i want. Anyways.. i got something down for my first blo

"the Vision"
Once long ago in a far away land it was the dawning of a new day. The sun was beginning her majestic march across the heavens, her fingers of life giving warmth were caressing the dew kissed flora of a fresh spring morn. A fluttering butterfly was dancing across a sea of colored flowers to the sweet melody of a bluejay's song of happiness. Winding her way through the sentinel like trees a babbling brook lent her rhythm to the ensemble creating an air of tranquility. In the distance the hooves of a prancing steed could be heard. Drawing closer one could see that he was handsome, strong and proud, his fiery eyes reflected the strength of his inner spirit. Astride him was a man, an armor clad knight of the realm, whose countenance matched the gleam of his armor. The knight's keen eyes scanned the area his soul sensing something, he drew his trusty companion to an abrupt halt the stallion reared snorting inquisitively. The trees and flowers began gently swaying as the winds breathe began s

Gods Coffee!!!
God's Coffee > > A group of alumni, all highly established in their respective >careers, got together for a visit with their old university professor. The >conversation soon turned to complaints about the endless stress of work and >life in general... > > Offering his guests coffee, the professor went into the kitchen >and soon returned with a large pot of coffee and an eclectic assortment of >cups: porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal - some plain, some expensive, >some quite exquisite. Quietly he told them to help themselves to some >fresh coffee... > > When each of his former students had a cup of coffee in hand, the >old professor quietly cleared his throat and began to patiently address the >small gathering... > > ''You may have noticed that all of the nicer looking cups were >taken up first, leaving behind the plainer and cheaper ones. While it is >only natural for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is ac

Gynecologist Confession
Body: As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB, I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams. To cover my embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing me. I looked up from my work and sheepishly said, "Im sorry. Was I tickling you?" She replied, "No doctor, but the song you were whistling was, "I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener". -------------------------------------------------------------------------- A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?" She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees,

"the Journies Of Sir Rychard..."
It was a cool spring day as a lone eagle soared upon the winds of time. Wisps of white clouds coasted along amidst azure skies. The eagle would gently bank right and then left as he searched for the thermals that would lift him to new heights. The vast canyons below were normally deserted as far as the eagle could see but this day his soaring was interrupted as his attention was beckoned by a small plume of dust on the horizon. It appeared as if something travelled along the trail that snakes along the rim of the main canyon that leads to Visonia, the City of Visions. Who dared invade upon the eagles domain? His curiosity bade him to swoop in for a closer look. As he drew nearer the sound of hooves upon rocks began to fill the once quiet of this beautiful day. The eagle espied a lone rider upon a rather large black steed. The rider was tall and slender garbed in well kepted glistening armor, he was obviously a knight but from what kingdom he could not ascertain. Upon the stallions back

U Might Be A Floridian If...
You might be a Floridian if... "Down South" means Key West "Panhandling" means going to Pensacola. You think no-one over 70 should be allowed to drive. Flip-flops are everyday wear. Shoes are for business meetings and church. No, wait, flip flops are good for church too, unless it's Easter or Christmas. Sweet tea can be served at any meal. An alligator once walked through your neighborhood. You smirk when a game show's "Grand Prize" is a trip or cruise to Florida. You measure distance in minutes. You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one sweatshirt. You get annoyed at the tourists who feed seagulls. All the local festivals are named after a fruit. A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level. You think everyone from a bigger city has a northern accent. You know the four seasons really are: almost summer, summer, not summer but really hot, and Christmas. It's not soda, cola, or pop...it's coke, regardless of brand or fla

Week 9
THINGS ARE STILL GOING GOOD BEEN SICK BUT I AM RECOVERING IT SUCKS THAT MY BODY IS GOING THROUGH ALL THE CHANGES BECAUSE IT HAS WEAKENED MY SYSTEM SO THAT I GET SICKER EASIER BUT IM GETTING BETTER AND IT WILL ALL BE WORTH IT IN THE END I THINK THANKS TO THE ONES WHO ARE STILL STANDING BEHIND ME IN ALL THIS I HAVE NOTHING BUT LOVE FOR YOU OH AND CHECK OUT MY RECENT PICS

Life...
My life has basically just been directly focused on school. I am really loving the classes I have chosen. I know I am on a great path, nothing will stop me, because I will not let it. There once was a guy standing between school and I. I now know that was a poor choice, if someone loves you like they claim they would not hold you back from what you want. They would be happy for you. I realize now that he was pretty selfish, I can understand him though, he thought if I succeeded then I would leave him behind; which that was never my intentions. I loved him for he was. On a side note: I guess I do look younger then I am, I was hit on by a 16-17 year old today. : On a happier note, a poem I wrote will be getting published. Wings

Consumed
A faceless enemy a formidable foe Born in the shadows deep in the soul A creature of desire destined to kill Feeds on the blood of the innocent it spills Cold and calculated it stalks it's prey Grows stronger with rage with each passing day Fueled by anger the beast lives within Longing for escape the battle won't end A glimmer of hope too little too late Consumed by the love condemned by the hate

34 ~questions~
Okay this is called "FIRST REACTIONS QUIZ". You have to type the 1ST thing that comes to mind whenever you hear these 34 words. You can't think and go back and change your answers. Here we go: 1.Cigarette: TRYING TO QUIT 2. Sex: ROMANTIC 3. Relationships: LOVIN IT 4. Your Last Ex: I WANNA KILL THAT BITCH 5. Gay: LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT 6. Marijuana: DO U HAVE ANY? 7. Crack: BEEN THERE DONE THAT I AINT GOIN BACK 8. Food: JUST ATE 9. This President: ABOUT AS DUMB AS CLINTON 10. War: HIDEOUS 11. Gas prices: FUCK DAT I RATHER WALK 12. Cleveland Steamer: WTF IS THAT 13. Halloween HIDE & SEEK IN THE CEMETARIES 14. Bon Jovi: HE'S IET 15. Religion: PENACOSTAL, WICCAN 16. MySpace: BORING THATS WHY IM ON CHERRYTAP.COM 17. Worst Fear: DEATH 18. Marriage: I WANT TO MARRY MY GURL ONE DAY 19. Fashion: LOOKS LIKE A DRAG QUEEN 20. Brunettes: I AM 21. Redheads: NEVER DATED ONE 22. Bl

I Am So Confused!
Ok, here I'm back for my second kick at the Tap Cat! My first account was deleted in less than 24 hours of its creation, so I guess I'll tread a bit more lightly this time. Any tips from the expert Cherry Tappers out there?

Should You
just fuck one guy at a time? or just live life,lol, i never can be faithful, lol, dont know if its scared im gonna get hurt or scaredof fucking the same person, for the rest of my life haha, oh well, ill grow up sometime

Top 10 Reasons To Have Sex!
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ============= 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ============= 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. ============= 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! ============= 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. ============= 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. T

Ouch
Well, I am officially on a weight lost trek. I have about 50 pounds to lose and I have a goal of 6 months. You think I can do it? I hope I can. I am bound and determined. I never lost my "baby weight" and he'll be three in July. So, by the time he turns 3, I want to be my original weight. I can do it. I can do it. I can do it. So, I got a membership at my favorite fitness club, since I had let mine expire a while back, and spent way to much money for a personal trainer. But, the money hopefully will be worth it if she can help me shapen up. I'm going to go on a semi-strict diet. And work out 5 days a week. Though I'm starting out for the first little while with 3 days. I've seens the personal trainer twice. The first time she went easy on me. 2 days ago (Feb 14) I saw her again, and she kicked my ass. Oh my gosh, I am soooo sore. It hurts so very, very bad. It's absolutely aweful. But, as bad as it is, it's okay. You know why? Because, I want to lose weight, g

A Poem I Wrote Today Bc Im Feeln Depressed N Going Through Alot
When will it end? things come my way so fast i cant keep up I try to remember the last time i was happy the last time i laughed at someones joke when will all my dreams come true? we will share our lives together,just me and u when will it end? when will i get a break? theres only so much one person can take I pray for just one day of happiness just one moment of complete bliss I try to take it one day at a time i just dont know how much more i can take how much more i can handle without breaking down but i cant keep my head up i feel like im gonna drown when will it end? god if your listening please help. just take some of the weight off i wont ask for anything else

My Poem About Matt
i just felt the shock of almost taking a break and i thought i would be able to handle it but the instant you said you wanted a break i never thought one person could break my heart as much as you did it wasn't even a break up it was just a break because of school a peity thing to wail over but after you kept promising that you would never break up with me or ever want a break that broke my heart more than anybody has ever broken my heart before and knowing that you kept begging me to stay this weekend just so we could be together without me having to go to my dads or anything and our anniversary being that weekend also i never thought that i would actually let myself to believe in the promises you've made it is going to take me awhile to believe you will never leave me i still can't believe i actually thought you would come through with your promise i was going to see if we could get online married with a fake priest and everything but i guess you wouldn't want to no

A Poem I Wrote For The Baby I Lost 2 Yrs Ago
Waiting so long for a child of my own, my heart is breaking i feel so alone. Why is this happening? what did i do so wrong? you were here for a moment gone in an instant. Like a knife jabbed straight into my heart i realized we would be pulled apart. You were the one i prayed for every night and the reason i woke up by daylight. Now that your gone i dont know what to do Life has so many trials we must go through. please come back my baby i need u here with me I need to hold you in my arms set my soul free i think of you with each passing day I dont know what to do i dont know what to say All i know is i will remember and love you come what may.

Sweet Dreams
Song Of A Dream Once in the dream of a night I stood Lone in the light of a magical wood, Soul-deep in visions that poppy-like sprang; And spirits of Truth were the birds that sang, And spirits of Love were the stars that glowed, And spirits of Peace were the streams that flowed In that magical wood in the land of sleep. Lone in the light of that magical grove, I felt the stars of the spirits of Love Gather and gleam round my delicate youth, And I heard the song of the spirits of Truth; To quench my longing I bent me low By the streams of the spirits of Peace that flow In that magical wood in the land of sleep. Sweet dreams my friends!

Friends With Benefits
It doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,single, gay or straight! You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery. Here's how it works: Statistcally speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on your CherryTap that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a msg saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? LOL THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you. SO... re-post this as "friends w/ benefits"

Thought For Today!!!! Read Please
>Thought for the day: > >In case we find ourselves starting to believe all the anti-American >sentiment and negativity, we should remember England's Prime >Minister Tony Blair's words during a recent interview. When asked by >one of his Parliament members why he believes so much in America, he >said: > >"A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many >want in... And how many want out." Only two defining forces have >ever offered to die for you: > >1. Jesus Christ >2. The American G. I. > >One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. > >YOU MIGHT WANT TO PASS THIS ON AS MANY SEEM TO FORGET BOTH OF THEM. >AMEN!

Lawyers
This guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says... "Hi, there, good lookin'! How's it going?" Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looked him straight in the eye and says... "Listen up, buddy. I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean... it just doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just flat-ass love it." Eyes now wide with interest, he responds... "No kidding. I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with.....?

Europe Update.
turns out i am going to spain in late may for three weeks through my school. i will also be meeting up with my girl, Angela and we will be traveling elsewhere after my art credits are taken care of in spain. i WILL see the basilica di san marcos in venice. seeing it in person will be most amazing. better than any photo could serve. i am ready to take my art to a totally different level. AHOY!

Your Teddy Bear
I wrote this for someone special and I want to share it with every one else. Your Teddy Bear: If I died and could choose any object that I could return as it would be your teddy bear. I’d have imperfect sight to see beyond an imperfect world and to only focus on you. With a smile sown on tight to let you know that you should always be happy. Two perky ears, maybe one bent but not to judge, not to blame but to be there to listen when you need to vent. My arms are always open in good times or bad, they are there to hold and hug you both when you are happy or sad. Most of all I would have a heart that is tender and soft. No matter what you say or what you course you take this teddy bears heart will never break. I will be your best friend forever; I would be your teddy bear.

My Unending Search For The Truth... :)
Which one do you think is more believable? Theory of Evolution or The Bible and God Creating Man To me, Im really beginning not to believe in a God with all the questions I do have about the Bible itself. I just cant agree with the first couple stories from the Bible being written/lain about 3500 years ago. Man was on earth millions of years before the bible was first created. I mean how does man actually know what the hell happened millions of years before they were born? How could any of those people know what happened? I dont think Jesus was Gods son either... If God had a son, wouldnt the next logical choice be for his child be Adam and Eve therefore making them brother and sister and then every one of us being imbred with each other? Really, thats gross lol. But back on topic. If God had made the earth in 7 days, whether it be 7 days on our calender that we now go by or whether it be a week in Gods time (which we really dont technically know), then why in the p

Me Have Nsw Pics Hehe Please Read
Today I recieved a message from the cherrytap shop stating someone reported one of my pics as NSW!!!The ironic thing is I dont think it is and I am shocked someone would take the time to report me for it!!So I would like my friends and family to please take a moment to look at my "puff puff give" (funny ass) picture and tell me what you think.The pic is located in my default album and is really funny n I thought cute!If you hae the time please comment on it and let me know what you think.Is t NSW to you, or is someone just being a bit of a prude!!!I wish there was a way I could tell who reported it but I dont think there is.I also would not be so upset if the person who viewed it would have taken the time to write me a message and tell me they were offended.I think I have done a good job of putting my NSW pics in my "naughty" file so no one would be offended.So please friends and family take a look at my pic and leave a comment on it and give me your feedback, thank you. What it do

'the One'
Entry for December 28, 2005, (THE ONE ) I ACHE FOR THE ONE, THE ONE WHO LONGS FOR MY TOUCH, MY KISS, MY VOICE, MY HEART BEAT, MY SOUL, WHEN WE ARE APART. AS I WILL LONG FOR HER. I ACHE TO BE LOVED AND APPRECIATED FOR ALL THAT I AM AND HAVE TO OFFER. AS I WILL FOR HER. I ACHE FOR A SOUL AND PARTNER WHO COMPLIMENTS ME AS I WILL HER IN THIS LIFE. I ACHE FOR INTELLECTUAL, SPIRITUAL AND PHYSICAL LOVE AND PASSION. I ACHE FOR THE ONE TO SHARE LIFES JOY AND WONDER, PAIN AND SORROW, HAND IN HAND. I ACHE FOR THE ONE, THAT WHEN MY FLESH,BLOOD AND BONES, CAN NO LONGER SUPPORT MY SPIRIT AND SOUL, SHE WILL BE BY MY SIDE WHEN I PASS. AND HER TEARS AND SOBS SHALL BE HEARD AND FELT BY THE ANGELS IN HEAVEN AND THE DEMONS IN HELL. THEY SHALL FEEL HER SORROW AND WILL CRY WITH HER, AS I WILL FOR HER. I ACHE FOR THE ONE, ONE TRUE LOVE, MY SOULMATE DEDICATED TO THERESA" RAVEN BLACK" COACHMAN.THANK YOU FOR YOUR INSPERATION. TO J. DAVIS FOR ASKING THE QUESTION "WHAT MAKES YOU ACHE " . Peace, strength an

Garth Brooks~friends In Low Places
Blame it all on my roots I showed up in boots And ruined your black tie affair The last one to know The last one to show I was the last one You thought you'd see there And i saw the surprise And the fear in his eyes When i took his glass of champagne And i toasted you Said, honey, we may be through But you'll never hear me complain (chorus) 'cause i've got friends in low places Where the whiskey drowns And the beer chases my blues away And i'll be okay I'm not big on social graces Think i'll slip on down to the oasis Oh, i've got friends in low places. Well, i guess i was wrong I just don't belong But then, i've been there before Everything's all right I'll just say goodnight And i'll show myself to the door Hey, i didn't mean To cause a big scene Just give me an hour and then Well, i'll be as high As that ivory tower That you're livin' in *chorus* (third verse) I guess i was wrong I just don't belong But then, i've been there before And ev

Altament Dj Contest
/www.cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=6472"> The Altament DJ contest is now open. So come and vote for you favorite DJ, in hopes they will win. There will be a top male DJ and a top female DJ. So make your votes count. Contest ends at the end of the month at midnight central standard time. font size="8">CONGRATS TO THOSE THAT WERE NOMINATED. AND GOOD LUCK TO YOU ALL. HERE ARE ALL THE OTHER CONTESTANS THAT ARE ENTERED AS WELL. GOOD LUCK TO ALL.

Garth Brooks~if Tomorrow Never Comes
Sometimes late at night I lie awake and watch her sleeping She's lost in peaceful dreams So i turn out the lights and lay there in the dark And the thought crosses my mind If i never wake up in the morning Would she ever doubt the way i feel About her in my heart (chorus) If tomorrow never comes Will she know how much i loved her Did i try in every way to show her every day That she's my only one And if my time on earth were through And she must face the world without me Is the love i gave her in the past Gonna be enough to last If tomorrow never comes 'cause i've lost loved ones in my life Who never knew how much i loved them Now i live with the regret That my true feelings for them never were revealed So i made a promise to myself To say each day how much she means to me And avoid that circumstance Where there's no second chance to tell her how i feel *chorus* So tell that someone that you love Just what you're thinking of If tomorrow never co

Collin Raye~one Boy, One Girl
He finally gave in to his friend's girlfriend When she said, "there's someone you should meet" At a crowded restaurant way cross town He waited impatiently When she walked in their eyes met And they both stared And right there and then everyone else disappeared but Chorus: One boy, one girl, two hearts beating wildly To put it mildly it was love at first sight He smiled, she smiled, and they knew right away This was the day they'd waited for all their lives And for a moment the whole world revolved Around one boy and one girl In no time at all they were standing there In the front of a little church In front of their friends and family Repeating those sacred words Preacher said, "son kiss your bride" And he raised her veil Like the night they met time just stood still Repeat chorus He was holding her hand when the doctor looked up and grinned "congratulations, twins" Repeat chorus

All American Rejects~move Along
Go ahead as you waste your days with thinking When you fall everyone sins Another day and you've had your fill of sinking With the life held in your Hands are shaking cold These hands are meant to hold Speak to me, when all you got to keep is strong Move along, move along like I know you do And even when your hope is gone Move along, move along just to make it through Move along Move along So a day when you've lost yourself completely Could be a night when your life ends Such a heart that will lead you to deceiving All the pain held in your Hands are shaking cold Your hands are mine to hold Speak to me, when all you got to keep is strong Move along, move along like I know you do And even when your hope is gone Move along, move along just to make it through Move along (Go on, go on, go on, go on) When everything is wrong we move along (Go on, go on, go on, go on) When everything is wrong, we move along Along, along, along When all you got to keep is

Mean
The meaner people behave, the more hurt they've been. Do not buy into the fact that they are hard and cruel and unfeeling for it is simply a defense to avoid getting hurt. So if you ever meet someone that behaves in such a crude way, remember that all that is, is only a defense, and many times an offense.....to attack people or to hurt them before they get hurt themselves.

Sex Test
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Free Cj Summers Dvd!
FREE CJ SUMMERS DVD So you wanna get a FREE DVD? Well here's how. All you have to do is join The Official CJ Summers Fan Club by February 28, 2007 and you will recieve a FREE CJ Summers DVD with your membership and alot of other nifty items. CJ Summers Fan Club membership package! For just $20 for a one year membership, you will receive: *CJ Summers "Heartbreaks and Broken Dreams" Tour T-Shirt *CJ Summers "Heartbreaks and Broken Dreams" Tour Sticker *CJ Summers button *Exclusive 4" x 6" CJ Summers Photo *CJ Summers Fan Club 8" x 10" Membership Certificate *CJ Summers Fan Club membership card CLICK HERE TO JOIN TODAY * * please use cjsummers003@juno.com to send your payment to Join by February 28, 2007 and receive a CJ Summers DVD FREE!

Assume
Went to Biology last night and during lab my cell phone goes off three times. It was my mom. She left a voicemail tell me "I know you are out of class and off fucking around, call me back!" ...Riiight. I called her back and she went off on me because I was in lab. So, I stayed out on propose with a friend of mine. We went to Del Taco, ate, talked, and she is going to help me get through my math. I'm just so sick and tired of all the shit I've been getting from my family.

Lost
wow new to this cherry tap site. looks pretty cool. maybe i shouldn't have been stoned when i started this thing. because now i am too stoned to figure it all out! bare with me, or help me please! hahahaha

What Things Might Have Been Like If Dad Hadnt Passed
DO YOU EVER SIT BACK AND DO THE WHAT IFS, COULD OFS, SHOULD OFS, DIDNT DOES, ETC? I HAVE AS IM SURE ALOT OF OTHERS HAVE, NOT LIKE IT REALLY MAKES A DIFFERENCE NOW RIGHT? ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE DOING THAT OVER SOMEONE/SOMETHING THAT IS GONE ALREADY... I STILL HAVE IT ON MY MIND THOUGH, OF WHAT IF MY DAD WERE STILL HERE WITH ME....... THINGS WOULD DIFFINATELY NOT BE THE WAY THEY ARE AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE.. I WOULD NOT HAVE A DAMN COMPUTER TO COMPLICATE MY LIFE, NOR WOULD I HAVE GONE THROUGH THE MANY HEARTBREAKS I HAVE ENCOUNTERED OVER THE PAST MONTHS....... I WOULD NOT HAVE LOST SOOOOO MUCH MONEY, THAT CAN NOT BE REPLACED NOW........ BUT I WOULD HAVE A CAR AND A GOOD LIFE IN DETROIT........ THE BIGGEST THING THAT WOULD BE IN MY LIFE IS MY DAD TO GIVE ME ALL THE RIGHT PUSHES WHEN I NEEDED AND THE TOUGHEST LOVE THERE IS..... A PARENTS LOVE.... ESPECIALLY THAT OF A FATHER TO HIS DAUGHTER....... HE WAS ALWAYS THERE FOR ME, NO MATTER WHAT I HAVE DONE OR DIDNT DO....... HE WAS NOT J

The Waitress
John had just broke up with his girlfriend and was feeling rather lonely. After all it was Friday night and his buddies all had plans with their girlfriends or wives. He sat around for awhile and watched some TV, even took a little nap. Finally, he decided he needed to get out even if he had to go alone. He got up, shaved and showered. He then put on his favorite cologne and his best casual dress outfit. The outfit was made up of wine colored silk boxers, black boot-cut jeans, dark gray cowboy boots, and black long-sleeve button-up shirt with gray flames around the torso. His black, shoulder-length hair was slicked back. He grabbed his black leather jacket and headed out the door. He slid into his candy apple red '65 Mustang convertible and headed to his favorite gentleman's club. Once he got there he pulled out his leather wallet and paid the ten dollar cover charge. He walked into the smoke-filled club and took a seat at a table on the right side of the main stage. He looked ar

Letter To My Peoples.
well ok.. heres an update on me for now.. im not fully back online yet due to a living situation right now.. but i will be back soon.. hopefully within the next couple weeks.. but just so everyone knows i love you all..you guys are great.. and i appreciate you guys droppin me love even with me being gone.. thanks a bunch everyone.. mmfwcl!!

Update
Well I swallowed every ounce of pride I had in me and told my friend lets forget it all and move on but, she still "needed time to think" I never thought for one second that I didn't want to be friends so I guess if she has to think about it then it really is over. My other friend and I mended fences and have moved on. For that I am happy but my heart is still heavy with hurt. I guess it is all a part of the life cycle and life's changes. With that being said it is time to repost one of my all time favorite poems. "A Reason A Season and A Lifetime"© by Brain A. "Drew" Chalker. People always come into you life for a reason, a season and a lifetime. When you figure out which it is, you know exactly what to do. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed outwardly or inwardly. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, or to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or even spiritually. T

Yay... It Is Friday!!!!!!!
I am going home... been a long day at work this week and I have 3 days off for the weekend. Lots of writing yet to do. I have put chapter four on hold for I am so busy at work but I hope surely to get to it again over the weekend so I can get it done and then on to chapter five. The writing really gets me charged up and aroused at the same time I see the movie in my mind playing of the story I am telling. And so far it seems that the people who have seen the stories so far do like them. So, I must be doing something right. I will spending the weekend reading other erotic stories online to see how other authors of erotica express their characters and plots to keep the reader involved and engaged. Ahhhh... the weekend.

Dark Dreams Of Passion
“Sorry for posting such tear-jerkers… My way of handling my blues mood… Okay!! ********* When dark brings the night Dull and feint within my heart Dark dreams of passion Seeking the current of healing On a path alone Your image holds my mind My bare heart shivers With a cry furlong Destroying Intruder Disaster My conscious has stop The edge is near That’ s why I am staying in distress In this world of pain I can still hear Your voice in my ear I can’ t believe my eyes If that is… What my love did to you I rather die today Than to… Ever love again The pain is just Too much!!

Rodney Atkins~when You're Going Through Hell
Well you know those times when you feel like There's a sign there on your back That says I don't mind if you kick me, seems like everybody has Things go from bad to worse You think it can't get worse than that And then they do You step off the straight and narrow And you don't know where you are Used the needle of your compass, to sew up your broken heart Ask directions from a genie in a bottle of jim beam And she lies to you That's when you learn the truth [Chorus] If you're goin' through hell keep on going Don't slow down if you're scared don't show it You might get out before the devil even knows you're there I've been deep down in that darkness I've been down to my last match Felt a hundred different deamons breathin' fire down my back And I knew that if I stumbled I'd fall right into the trap That they were layin' But the good news is there's angels everywhere out on the street Holdin' out a hand to pull you back up on your feet The one's that you'

One Night In Argentina
It was a hot and steamy mid-summer night in Buenos Aires, Argentina. On this particular night, the hint of passion in the air was greater than it had been in a very long time. Raol was a tall and remarkably handsome man with a slender, yet unmistakenly, masculine build. His hair was jet black and slicked back with not a strand out of place. His eyes were dark brown and very intense. He was dressed in a light gray tuxedo with long coat tails. His matching shoes were polished to an impeccible shine. He was also wearing a white shirt with ruffling on the front and the cuffs. His bow tie and cumberbun were a dark plum color. As every Friday night, he was sitting at the beautiful white grand piano in the bar at the most elegant hotel in the city. He was playing as patrons of the bar sat sipping their cocktails and chatting with one another. However, this was no ordinary Friday night. As he was about to play his final song for the evening a woman entered the bar that caught Raol's attenti

Who We Be???
nother one of those - this is for my nigga q - down to earth joints Rest in peace baby, you're not for me dawg That's how many that don't know, they knew i could do it! This goes out to my nigga q - rest in peace baby They still ain't ready... What they don't know is! The bullshit, the drama (uhh), the guns, the armour (what?) The city, the farmer, the babies, the mama (what?!) The projects, the drugs (uhh!), the children, the thugs (uhh!) the tears, the hugs, the love, the slugs (c'mon!) The funerals, the wakes, the churches, the coffins (uhh!) This here is all about! My wife, my kids (uh-huh), the life that i live (uh-huh) Through the night, i was his (uh-huh), it was right, but i did (uh-huh) my ups, and downs (uhh), my slips, my falls (uhh) My trials and tribulations (uhh), my heart, my balls (uhh) My mother, my father, i love 'em, i hate 'em (uhh!) Wish god, i didn't have 'em, but i'm glad that he made 'em (uhh!) the roaches, the rats, the strays, the cats

Just Rambeling
Why is it your in a relationship you give it your all and your treated like you don't exsits? Or your treated like dirt because the other person doesn't have what they want. I see so many people in relationships that are basically killed spiritually because the other person can't see past their petty selves to see what amazing person they have beside them. With out going into grave detail...why does someone put up with this and think they aren't worth anything when in all reality they should see how special they are and put the blaim where it should be on the other person!!!

Ludacris~run Away Love
[Hook - Mary J. Blige] Runaway love Runaway love Runaway love Runaway love Runaway love Runaway love Runaway love Runaway love [Verse 1 - Ludacris] Now little lisa is only 9 years old Shes tryin to figure out why the world is so cold Why shes all all alone and they never met her family Mamas always gone and she never met her daddy Part of her is missin and nobody will listenin Mama is on drugs gettin high up in the kitchen Bringin home men at different hours of the night Startin with laughs--usually endin in a fight Sneak into her room while her mamas knocked out Tryin to have his way and little lisa says 'ouch' She tries to resist but then all he does is beat her Tries to tell her mom but her mama don't believe her Lisa is stuck up in the world on her own Forced to think that hell is a place called home Nothin else to do but some get some clothes and pack She says shes bout to run away and never come back. [Hook - Mary J. Blige] Runaway love [x8] [Ve

Hmm..so I Am New..
hey all, ok so i am new with all this. so if any of you have some pointers or whatever, it would be much appreciated. i am looking for friends on here and ONLY friends! so if your interested send me a line...lol

Tiger Stash Update !!
Hey everyone. Hope your weekend is going well. I've updated my stash, i've added some beautiful tiger pictures. Come and see them and show some love if you have time, thanks. A big 'thank you' to those who have already shown lots of love. Hugs and many thanks Linda xx

So, Yeah, Prepare To Change Your Draws
So I was walkin down the street and ran into two beautiful ladies, Camille and Cherry. We sat there and just were stunned at...Aw fuck it. Let's get to the good part! They both worked at a strip club and we fucked on the dance floor. Why did I create this? Because, I'm bored and I don't give a fuck... Thank you for your time Realest

Orientation
I finished my first day of work at Wal*Mart. We filled out a bunch of paperwork, watched videos, made our badges, toured the store and went over saftey, filled out some more papers, went to lunch for an hour, came back watched some videos, then had a talk with the Store Manager, walked to the security office, watched some shoplifters on their videos, [that was cool], and went back to the office to watch another video, and did CBLs, Computer Based Learning of our specific positions, and I failed the alcohol one 5 times!!!! You need a 100 to pass that one, and I got 1 wrong several times. So I will continue tommorrow with those things, and go home at 5pm. Sunday I begin training on the register, so hopefully I don't fuck up too bad. well going to go PEE PEE, then make supper for me and Ray. --Misty

Hey Im Having A Contest
ok men the sexiest abs contest begins tonite and the first prize winner will get a gift a rolex watch and second place will get a mans braclet so send me the pics before 9:00 pm which here that is in 2hrs it starts at 10 so be ready boys ill be waiting for the pics

Happy Hour
OK SO IM BORED TONIGHT WATCHING KIDS COME AND LEAVE A COMMENT IN THIS BLOG AND I WILL RATE EVERYTHING ON YOUR PAGE LEAVE ME A SEXY COMMENT FUNNY COMMENT WHATEVER YOU WANT MUAHZZ TO ALL I WILL BE THERE AS SOON AS I CAN WHOEVER COMES FIRST I WILL GO DOWN THE LINE HAVE FUN ON HAPPY HOUR WITH PANTYSHOTZ I EXCPECT NOTHING IN RETURN

Comment Bombs Please !!!!!!!!
Ok guys, come on and help me out.....I need comments....I help anyone out that I can, and I would appreciate it if you would take the time to help me out...And I do want to thank each and everyone of you that has helped me so far....THANK YOU..and you know who you are...Just simply click on the pic below and comment away.....Muahzzzzzzzzz

My Cell Friends
I had to get a new phone my completely crashed! I had to get a new one and nothen could be carried over into new phone! So please send me a text with ur name and number so i can reprogram the new phone!! I might be able to get some from other things but this would make life easier!! Thanks~~ Jaci

This Guy Was Crazy
Ok, so I was driving with my mother to go with her to pick up my step dad and Uncle in Hammonton. When we were on the outskirts of Port Norris we see this guy jumping up and down in the middle of the road. He was wearing orange, so we though maybe he was redireting traffic or something. But when we stopped, he tried to jerk our car door open and get in the car. Luckily, I slammed the door on his finger as soon as he tried it. But, this is scary, isn't it??

How About You Lick My Ass, Instead?
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/tacobell.asp PLEASE READ VERY IMPORTANT.......... NEVER LICK ENVELOPES A woman was working in a post office in California. One day she licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a sponge. That very day the lady found a cut on her tongue. A week later, she noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue. She went to the doctor, and they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not sore or anything. A couple of days later, her tongue started to swell more, and it began to get really sore, so sore, that she could not eat. She went back to the hospital, and demanded something be done. The doctor took an x-ray of her tongue and noticed a lump. He prepared her for minor surgery. When the doctor cut her tongue open, a live cockroach crawled out!!!! There were cockroach eggs on the seal of the envelope. The egg was able to hatch inside of her tongue, because of her saliva. It was warm and moist... This is a true story reported on CNN And

17 Feb 07 - Saturday
17 Feb 07 - Saturday 1844 A Montgomery Ward founded mail-order business (Montgomery Ward) 1867 William Cadbury England, chocolate manufacturer (Cadbury) 1919 Kathleen Freeman Chicago IL, actress (Beverly Hillbillies) 1929 Yasser Arafat PLO-leader (Achille Lauro, Nobel 1994) 1932 Buck Trent Spartanburg SC, banjoist/singer (Hee Haw) 1933 Bobby Lewis rocker (Tossin' & Turnin') 1950 Rick Medlocke rock guitarist/vocalist (Blackfoot) 1959 Richard Karn Seattle WA, actor (Al-Home Improvement) 1963 Michael "Air" Jordan Brooklyn NY, NBA guard/forward (Chicago Bulls) 1972 Billie Joe Armstrong singer/musician (Green Day) 1621 Miles Standish appointed 1st commander of Plymouth colony 1801 House breaks electoral college tie, chooses Jefferson President over Burr 1864 Confederate sub "HL Hunley" sinks Union ship "Housatonic" (1st submarine to sink an enemy ship) 1865 Columbia SC burns down during the Battle of Charleston, SC Civil War 1867 1st ship passes through Suez Canal 18

To All My Friends,family And Fans
promise you my heart? ?I promise you my life? ?I promise we'll never be apart? ?I promise not to hurt you? ?I promise to never make you cry? ?I promise to always trust you? ?I promise not to lie? ?I promise you forever? ?I promise you tonight? ?I promise you my respect? ?I promise to do things right? ?I promise to always be there? ?I promise until the end? ?I promise to always love you? ?I promise to be your best friend? ?I promise you my love? ?I promise you my life? ?I promise this forever? ?I promise our friendship is my life? ?your the PEANUT to my BUTTER ,? ?your the STAR to my BURST,? ?your the M to my M,? ?your the POP to my TART,? ?your the MILKY to my WAY,? ?your the FRUIT to my LOOP,? ?your the MILK to my DUDS,? ?your the LUCKY to my CHARMS,? ?your the ICE to my CREAM,? but mostly.... ?your the BEST to my FRIEND? ?SEND THIS TO 13 OF YOUR closes FRIENDS (INCLUDING ME) IF YOU GET IT BACK 1-U HAVE BAD FRIENDSHIPS 2-U STILL SUCK 3-U R A GOOD FRI

Why Puerto Ricans R So Cool...
Why Puerto Ricans are so cool... We are a mix of the best of every race. Our legal drinking age is 18. We can't care less what other people think of us. We are not only bilingual but we can speak "Spanglish" Our women are the most beautiful in the world, (5 Miss Universe) We are LATIN, and yet AMERICANS Mofongo (that's all I have to say) In PR, any road will take you to a beach..... or a pub. We are the only "territory" of another country with our own Olympic teams. We do everything under the sun... because we CAN! Because even though we are a territory we are still a whole NATION. We don't need to take vacations to be in a tropical paradise. In PR everything is really close. I can call you sir ("USTED"), and insult you in the same sentence. Our Spanish is completely different than any other Spanish speaking country. We all have cool nicknames. We have the best athletes in the world. We make some of the best coffee of the world. WE CAN DANCE!!!!!!!!! They come fro

Cherry Tap Notice From Beaker's Attorney
LOL! Welcome, and please take time to read Beak's first entry. I'm writing this regarding Beak's limitation to striking the "m's" and "e's" on his keyboard. He really has alot to say due to all the scientific experiments he endured with Dr Bunsen. "M's" and "E's" aside, Beaker is quite well and spending his nights hitting all the night clubs as a lounge singer. Rate him and his pics, make him your fan and spread the word. Beaker won't self-promote himself by rating others' pics, stash, and profiles, just to see how far he can go without too much interaction & maintanence, which is, his attorney, to regulate the traffic. He's been successful on MySpace so please do him some good here! Promote! & Spread the word about Beak! Maybe give him a blast, that would Cherry Tapping Rock. Sincerely, "Cooper" user id: agntcoop http://cherrytap.com/user/642632

Just A Question Hopefully A Few Answers/comments
got to do my first blast and i see allllll these peeps blasts 50x's over and only seen mine once.....dang is that cause i not an up there cherry or not vic...just curious.

Lyrics To
"P.S. MOMMA" Hey Momma this is me, your little baby boy. I miss my G.I. Joe's and the rest of my toys. But I'm at camp right now with all the other boys. And I made a new friend and his name is Roy. So Momma I'm gone, but I'm not too far. Cuz I'm still with you in your prayers and the bottom of your heart. I know you miss me Momma, but I'll be home in a while. p.s. Momma.............here's you a smile. Hey momma this is me, and Roy say's to say hi. Two more weeks of basic and we'll both earn our stripes! Thanks for all of your letters they helped me to get by. And I'm sorry this is short, but they don't give us much time. So Momma I'm gone, but I'm not too far. Cuz I'm still with you in your prayers and the bottom of your heart. I know you miss me Momma, but I'll be home in a while. p.s. Momma...........here's you a smile. Hey Momma this is me, fro

I've Been Out Black'd!!!
Ummm…. Hmmmm….. I’m not real sure how I feel about what I think I’ve just discovered. So check it..... I’m staying in a midtown neighboorhood called cooper young.... here in MemphriKKKa and the apartment they’ve hooked me up with is the bombingess shit ever. My spot is a two story Victorian loftlike House converted into apartment units by my Jewish landlord — yes muhfuckas… a two.story.loft.like home — with an office (really a bed room , but I live alone) ,a living room, full kitchen, a big assed room connecting the kitchen with a ceiling to floor bookshelf/china cabinet thingy, a bedroom, and a full bath. I truly feel like a big balla up in this bitch......especially since Im too broke to afford the shits..... I’m in a decent part of town......a part where I don’t have to worry about your uncles and cousins n nem.....shootin shit up as soon as it gets dark! I’ve seen a few of my neighbors since I’ve arrived — one looks like a senior military guy...... t

Penis Study
> >Penis Study > > > >In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the > >head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year > >and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was > >larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during > >sex. > > > > > >After the US published the study, France decided to do > >their own study. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they > >concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. > > > > > >Newfoundland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. > >After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46 and 2 cases of beer, they > >concluded > >that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the > >forehead.

A Journey Of A Heart
A year of tears has flown so slowly not much laughter for the truly lonely Oh! there had been such moments - brilliant smiles when hope and trust had surged forward for a while. The stars had shone more brightly with you - life passed quickly as passions grew. Talking our language - knowing few understood wanting our spirits to fly if only they could. So many tears - all caused by laughter Saying beautiful things without regret after. Then suddenly silence roared loudly at me I sensed a fear - it really wasn't difficult to see that your dark demons were at war with us, discussion with them was completely pointless. So the sweet tears that flowed turned suddenly sour as disappointment weighed heavier by the hour. The thunder compelled me to think of you making my heart pound as you used to do. Alone at night, I longed for you to get in touch wanting to simply share our connection again so much. Then one night as the moonlight was dying you approached me and said it

Not Waving, But Drowning
Ok it has been a while since i have actually let alot of this out, but yeah im not looking for sympathy or speaial treatment in anty way. Well it has been a bitch starting this whole new life thing its actually been a glorified pain in the ass. I miss all my old friends in which i cant even see them being as they are in different states. *sighs*Its been a long couple of hours....I dfont even sleep that much and things stay on my mind, but it never wants to leave. The lies keep filling the glass more so than the truth and it really angers me to try and bother with it. Im telling you people watch them leave and see how hard it is to function when no one is there and its only a large dark room and you....

I Wish
I wish I knew what true love was I wish I knew what made it real I wish I knew what lovers do I wish I could feel that joy inside I wish I could see the look in someones eyes I wish I could see how they felt inside I wish I felt a persons touch I wish I felt that I meant that much I wish I felt that I mattered more I wish I wish

Stevie Wonder~i Just Called To Say I Love You
No new years's day To celebrate No chocolate covered candy hearts to give away No first of spring No song to sing In fact here's just another ordinary day No april rain No flowers bloom No wedding saturday within the month of june But what it is Is something true Made up of these three words that i must say to you I just called to say i love you I just called to say how much i care I just called to say i love you And i mean it from the bottom of my heart No summer's high No warm july No harvest moon to light one tender august night No autumn breeze No falling leaves No even time for birds to fly to southern skies No libra sun No halloween No giving thanks to all the christmas joy you bring But what it is Though old so new To fill your heart like no three words could ever do. I just called to say i love you I just called to say how much i care I just called to say i love you And i mean it from the bottom of my heart. I just called to say i love yo

Which Van Helsing Bride Are You?
You scored as Aleera. You are Aleera, the youngest bride. Despite being 400 years old you are beauliful and greedy, wanting Count Dracula all for yourself.Aleera80%Verona60%Marishka20%Which Van Helsing bride are you?created with QuizFarm.com

Nazareth~love Hurts
love hurts, love scars, Love wounds, and marks, Any heart, not tough, Or strong, enough To take a lot of pain, Take a lot of pain Love is like a cloud Holds a lot of rain Love hurts, ooh ooh love hurts I'm young, i know, But even so I know a thing, or two I learned, from you I really learned a lot, Really learned a lot Love is like a flame It burns you when it's hot Love hurts, ooh ooh love hurts Some fools think of happiness Blissfulness, togetherness Some fools fool themselves i guess They're not foolin' me I know it isn't true, I know it isn't true Love is just a lie, Made to make you blue Love hurts, ooh,ooh love hurts Ooh,ooh love hurts [guitar solo] I know it isn't true, I know it isn't true Love is just a lie, Made to make you blue Love hurts, ooh ooh love hurts Ooh ooh love hurts Ooh ooh...

Exposure Of A Dark Mind
Harmonious Applause! Accute sensations. Retribution a force Aware of false declarations! Laughter of course! Deplorable vibrations! Tremors in heart Hateful lies Ended apart! Sordid memories! Heartfelt disgust! Intolerable tragedies! Total mistrust!

Im Sick Of This
why is it when you tell ppl the truth on here they dont want to believe you they have to run to someone else you know and ask them if its true like some silly lil bitch. my god come on. this is an internet site why the hell would i lie here wh en i dont lie in real life. why cant ppl act their age instead of that of a silly school kid. I dont play games they are pointless all they do is hurt ppl. I live by the rule do unto others as you would have them do unto you. if you dont like it i hate it for you. im honest to a fuckin T. games are for kids .

I Had Motivation Once!
Once, someone brought it outta me. A quickie, lacks the lil stuff. We'd probably be sitting on a couch. I'd climb on top of you, you'd run your hands up from my thighs, to my hips, you stop there because I'd be kissing you and you'd just be holding on to my hips for a minute. I'd lean back from kissing you and pull my T off (I wear white t's all the time). Underneath, simply a white bra, nothing spectacular, but still sexy as hell. You'd move your hands up from my hips on to my skin, gliding slowly over my softness (I like lotion, I'm soft). You'd bring your hands around to my back, up into my hair and grab hold, pulling me into you, to kiss me. You'd run your hands back down my back, around the front where you would be unbuttoning my Dickies (thas how I roll). Unzipping them, slidding your hand inside my pants, just to get a touch! All awhile, I am leaning back, enjoying it. Your eyes are on me, my eyes, making sure I am enjoying myself. I climb off of you, get down on my knee

Margaritaville
Nibbling on sponge cake, watching the sun bake, All of those tourists covered with oil, Strumming my six string, on my front porch swing, Smell those shrimp, they're beginning to boil. Chorus: Wasting away again in Margaritaville, Searching for my lost shaker of salt, Some people claim that there's a woman to blame, But I know it's nobody's fault. Don't know the reason that I stayed here all season, With nothing to show but this brand new tattoo, But it's a real beauty, a Mexican cutie, How it got here I haven't a clue. (chorus) Old men in tank tops crusing the gifts shops checking out chiquitas down by the shore They dream about wieght loss They wish they were there own boss those three day vactions become such a bore. Blew out my flipflop, stepped on a poptop Cut my heel, had to cruise on back home, But there's booze in the blender, And soon it will render, That frozen concoction that helps me hang on. (chorus) Yes, some people claim that there'

Nelly-batter Up
*Sports personalities* Welcome ladies and gentlemen This is Mark... oh-Who-gives-a-fuck from '93 TV This is my co-host, Bob Buttafuoco (Hey hey guys) Yeah yeah yeah We got a crowd that's in a frenzy Bob Let's go down to the announcers for the start of the game *Stadium announcer* And now.. please rise for the singing of our national anthem (Chorus) *paraphrasing "The Jeffersons"* I say the fish don't fry in the kitchen Beans don't burn on the grill (that's right) It took a whole lot of tah-ryin Just to get up that hill I said but now we're up in the BIG LEAGUES My dirty it's our turn at bat And just as long as we livin, it's Lunatics playa It ain't nuttin wrong with that, huh - batter up St. Lunatics- I'm the first to swing home run with that give-me-what-you-got thing, hot wings Fuck a duck, smoke an ounce, show me love Hit the club, me and T-Luv holla what I put my mack down, she throw a curve ball She owed Milli smoked that herb and some Llly-bone She

Poems
THE VAMPIRE WITH BAD BREATH I grabbed a vampire by the throat. He drained the blood out of my goat. I took one whiff of the vampire's breath. Then I retched all over his chest. That vampire's breath really did reek. I don't think he ever brushed his teeth. I drove a stake through the vampire's heart, but before he died he let out a fart.

So I Wrote....
This one a while ago. I thought maybe I would work on it some more. Hmmm........Block! It has been so long, your touch, your look, so long. It's finally here. I get the call, a request for me to be ready to go in an hour. With excitement I get ready, dressed to please you. I answer the door to you, so sexy, so confident, ready to make up for the lost time. The gentlemen you are, you open the car door and hold my hand while I get in. Around to the otherside you climb in and we are on our way. To be sitting next to you again is so amazing, so complete. You hold my hand as you drive. We arrive at my favorite place to eat. Your attention to detail, like no one else. We eat, we talk, looking into each others eyes. We finish and we are on our way. You ask if I am ready to dance. Knowing me, which you know so well...I light up with antisipation. To be in your arms, dancing, so close to you. Heaven! We arrive at the only place we fit. We dance for hours (mind you my feet are screamin

Sick Of Ppl Trying To Coz Drama
ARe there many people on this site that dont try and coz drama for others. are there many out there who fucking respect what others have. do they have to always try and fuck up someone elses life for their on selfish reasons. If you see someone is with another why not leave them alone and stop chasing after them like a tramp or a womanizer. its like this i never have to lie to anyone on this site. im upfront and honest on everything. i dont believe in lies nor do i condon them. they are pointless. i dont play games with peoples feelings. but yet there are so many on this site that are just so damn unhappy with their own sad life they try everything they can to make theirself happy even when its causing someone else grief or drama. why cant ppl who are supposed to be grown fucking grow up and act like the mature adults they are supposed to be.

War Effect
for those of u who fight for your country.... I stand on the line between whats good and whats right and fire into darkness stand to in the dead of night under cover of darkness i hear them come with guns ablazing we shall keep them on the run our family awaits word from those of us here so please send the bird with messages so dear a safe return home to the ones who you love and shunned by the world for your holding your gun stuck in a place and also in time peace shall not come for those on the frontline To the soldiers and thier families i hope you can find some sanity in world gone totally mad.

God I Hate Siblings
god i hate my siblings its bad when your the youngest sister and you have bail your older sister and brother out of all there drama then have them treat you like crap sometimes i wish so much that i was the only child but what can i say thats what i get for having drug heads and drunks for family thanks for listening to me

Beautiful
I know this applies to many different women but I think of Plus sized women when I read it. Phenomenal Woman by Maya Angelou Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size But when I start to tell them, They think I'm telling lies. I say, It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips, The stride of my step, The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. I walk into a room Just as cool as you please, And to a man, The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees. Then they swarm around me, A hive of honey bees. I say, It's the fire in my eyes, And the flash of my teeth, The swing in my waist, And the joy in my feet. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. Men themselves have wondered What they see in me. They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them They say they still can't see. I say, It's in the arch of my back,

Over There
Johnny1, get your gun, get your gun, get your gun Take it on the run, on the run, on the run Hear them calling you and me Every Son of Liberty Hurry right away, no delay, go today Make your Daddy glad to have had such a lad Tell your sweetheart not to pine, To be proud her boy's in line Verse 2 Johnny, get your gun, get your gun, get your gun Johnny, show the "Hun" 2 you're a son-of-a-gun Hoist the flag and let her fly Yankee Doodle, do or die Pack your little kit, show your grit, do your bit Yankee to the ranks from the towns and the tanks 3 Make your Mother proud of you And the old red-white-and-blue Chorus Over there, over there, Send the word, send the word over there That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming The drum's rum-tumming everywhere So prepare, say a prayer, Send the word, send the word to beware We'll be over, we're coming over And we won't c

Where Have All The Good Men Gone?
Christ! All I want is a boyfriend. I'm not looking for "love", I'm not looking to get married again (not for a while), I just want to find someone to spend time with, hang out with, have something a little more meaningful than just a fuckbuddy. Yes, I am in the adult industry but me on screen or at work is totally different from the real me. Is it so wrong that i would like a freaking personal love life????

Dag...here I Go Again
How can you tell if a younger man or older man is a better lover? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Shit i hope this one is blast @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Mmmmmm I think it will do a double take @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ cause you may have to think on it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ THE @ @ @ @ @ @ answer @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and think on it....and be puzzle @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Cause maybe.... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ okay i tell your the answer @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ when you look over on the table.... and see a bottle of viagra completely emptied and the his love stick is always saluting you.

You're A Grand Ole Flag
There's a feeling comes a-stealing, And it sets my brain a-reeling, When I'm listening to the music of a military band. Any tune like "Yankee Doodle" Simply sets me off my noodle, It's that patriotic something that no one can understand. "Way down south, in the land of cotton," Melody untiring, Ain't that inspiring? Hurrah! Hurrah! We'll join the jubilee! And that's going some, for the Yankees, by gum! 1 Red, white and blue, I am for you! Honest, you're a grand old flag! Verse 2 I'm no cranky hanky panky, I'm a dead square, honest Yankee, And I'm mighty proud of that old flag That flies for Uncle Sam. Though I don't believe in raving Ev'ry time I see it waving, There's a chill runs up my back that makes me glad I'm what I am. Here's a land with a million soldiers, That's if we should need 'em, We'll fight for freedom! Hurrah! Hurrah! For every Yankee tar2

The Language Of Flowers
Florists and floral experts alike will agree that flowers hold the meaning we give them and the feeling with which they are given. Your message card will express the true sentiment of your floral gift regardless of what flowers you send. That is what makes flowers special. They can say I’m Sorry, Congratulations, I Miss You or I Love You. With this in mind, there are some common folklore associations relevant to each type of flower. Here is a general list of those sentiments. ACACIA, (blossom) - Concealed love, Beauty in Retirement ACORN - Nordic Symbol of Life and Immortality AMBROSIA - Your love is Reciprocated AMARYLLIS - Pride, Pastoral Poetry ANEMONE - Forsaken, Sincerity ARBUTUS - Thee Only Do I Love ASTER - Symbol of Love, Daintiness AZALEA - Take Care of Yourself For Me, Temperance, Fragile, Passion, Chinese Symbols of Womanhood BACHELOR BUTTON - Single Blessedness BEGONIA - Beware BELLS OF IRELAND - Good Luck BITTERSWEET - Truth BLUEBELL - Humility BOUQUE

Sex
Libra You are so popular, you have your choice of hotties. You can easily charm anyone of your choosing, and you often come home with someone you picked up at the bar. Despite your forward and extraverted nature, you are usually submissive in bed. You like your partner to take the lead and show you all of their little secrets. Sex matches: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Washington Wtf
I-957 The Defense of Marriage Initiative Washington Defense of Marriage Alliance The Washington Defense of Marriage Alliance seeks to defend equal marriage in this state by challenging the Washington Supreme Court’s ruling on Andersen v. King County. This decision, given in July 2006, declared that a “legitimate state interest” allows the Legislature to limit marriage to those couples able to have and raise children together. Because of this “legitimate state interest,” it is permissible to bar same-sex couples from legal marriage. The way we are challenging Andersen is unusual: using the initiative, we are working to put the Court’s ruling into law. We will do this through three initiatives. The first would make procreation a requirement for legal marriage. The second would prohibit divorce or legal separation when there are children. The third would make the act of having a child together the legal equivalent of a marriage ceremony. Absurd? Very. But there is a rational b

Dag....another...bad Joke
when is a man like a mad dog? @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do you need to know @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ i all ready know... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I will gladly tell you on Tuesday @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ but dag..... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ i lost tuesday days ago.... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Do you want me tell you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ okay here is the answer.... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ when he is barking orders in a room and there is no one around.

Navy Hymn
Anchors Aweigh, my boys, Anchors Aweigh. Farewell to college joys, we sail at break of day-ay-ay-ay. Through our last night on shore, drink to the foam, Until we meet once more: Here's wishing you a happy voyage home. Stand, Navy, out to sea, Fight our battle cry; We'll never change our course, So vicious foe steer shy-y-y-y. Roll out the TNT, Anchors Aweigh. Sail on to victory And sink their bones to Davy Jones, hooray! Stand Navy, down the field, Sail set to the sky We'll never change our course So Army you steer shy-y-y-y Roll up the score Navy Anchors Aweigh Sail, Navy, down the field, And sink the Army, sink the Army gray.

Army Hymn
Over hill, over dale As we hit the dusty trail, And the Caissons go rolling along. In and out, hear them shout, Counter march and right about, And the Caissons go rolling along. Then it's hi! hi! hee! In the field artillery, Shout out your numbers loud and strong, For where e'er you go, You will always know That the Caissons go rolling along. In the storm, in the night, Action left or action right See those Caissons go rolling along Limber front, limber rear, Prepare to mount your cannoneer And those Caissons go rolling along. Then it's hi! hi! hee! In the field artillery, Shout out your numbers loud and strong, For where e'er you go, You will always know That the Caissons go rolling along. Was it high, was it low, Where the hell did that one go? As those Caissons go rolling along Was it left, was it right, Now we won't get home tonight And those Caissons go rolling along. Then it's hi! hi! hee! In the field artillery, Shout out your numbers

Us Air Force Hymn Aim High
Off we go into the wild blue yonder Climbing high into the sun; Here they come zooming to meet our thunder, At'em boys, giv'er the gun! Down we dive spouting our flames from under, Off with one hell-uv-a roar! We live in fame or go down in flame, Nothing'll stop the US Air Force! Minds of men fashioned a crate of thunder Sent it high into the blue Hands of men blasted the world asunder, How they live God only knew! Souls of men dreaming of skies to conquer Gave us wings ever to soar, With scouts before and bombers galore, Nothing can stop the US Air Force! Here's a toast to the host of those Who love the vastness of the sky, To a friend we send the message Of his brother men who fly. We drink to those who gave their all of old, Then down we roar to score the rainbow's pot of gold. A toast to the host of men we boast the US Air Force. Off we go into the wild sky yonder, Keep the wings level and true! If you'd live to be a gray haired wonder, Keep your no

The Marine Corps Hymn Semper Fi
From the Halls of Montezuma To the Shores of Tripoli; We fight our country's battles In the air, on land and sea; First to fight for right and freedom And to keep our honor clean; We are proud to claim the title of United States Marine. Our flag's unfurled to every breeze From dawn to setting sun; We have fought in ev'ry clime and place Where we could take a gun; In the snow of far-off Northern lands And in sunny tropic scenes; You will find us always on the job-- The United States Marines. Here's health to you and to our Corps Which we are proud to serve In many a strife we've fought for life And never lost our nerve; If the Army and the Navy Ever look on Heaven's scenes; They will find the streets are guarded By United States Marines.

Promise Me!!!
promise you my heart? ?I promise you my life? ?I promise we'll never be apart? ?I promise not to hurt you? ?I promise to never make you cry? ?I promise to always trust you? ?I promise not to lie? ?I promise you forever? ?I promise you tonight? ?I promise you my respect? ?I promise to do things right? ?I promise to always be there? ?I promise until the end? ?I promise to always love you? ?I promise to be your best friend? ?I promise you my love? ?I promise you my life? ?I promise this forever? ?I promise our friendship is my life? ?your the PEANUT to my BUTTER ,? ?your the STAR to my BURST,? ?your the M to my M,? ?your the POP to my TART,? ?your the MILKY to my WAY,? ?your the FRUIT to my LOOP,? ?your the MILK to my DUDS,? ?your the LUCKY to my CHARMS,? ?your the ICE to my CREAM,? but mostly.... ?your the BEST to my FRIEND? ?SEND THIS TO 13 OF YOUR closes FRIENDS (INCLUDING ME) IF YOU GET IT BACK 1-U HAVE BAD FRIENDSHIPS 2-U STILL SUCK 3-U R A GOOD FRI

Stuff
Happy Valentine's Day? I hope everyone had a great Valentine's Day. I know I did. Someone very special gave me a wonderful scent from Victoria's Secret-Dream Angels "Desire", I love it! As most of you know, I'm an office manager, so I spend a lot of time in front of the computer, and yes, I admit it..I'm not always working LOL. I write lots here in my journal as well as City Hall http://www.baycityblues.com/cityhall/index.php? Anyway, here are some things I came across in my online ramblings which I found to be rather offbeat, but still informative and interesting. What is the world coming to when you hear they've fucked up something as simple as peanut butter? http://www.cnn.com/2007/HEALTH/02/14/salmonella.outbreak.ap/index.html?eref=rss_latest Takes 2 to tango? http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/xrated-film-laws-grossly-unfair/2007/02/15/1171405362221.html Oh hey..wait a minute..it did what? http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16975360/ Have a great weekend

This Just In!
I have an itch on my back and i can't friggin reach it! fuck me i'm bored in other news i think i'm addicted to porn so far today i've watched Anal Addicts one in the pink and one in the stink *a personal fav* lol and award winning sex scenes i have no witty ending to this blog lol have a great weekend everyone!!

Block!
Attempting to get down n dirty in my writting, I suck. I worked out 5 paragraphs, and now I am at a hault. Generally it flows. Normally, I have an abundance of words available. Today, I am on LOCK! I need motivation. I need inspiration. Honestly, I need, hmmmmm sex. Said, out there, what to do with that?

~~ Hotties Man On Ct Contest ~~
~~Hottiest Man On CT Contest ~~ I Need sexxy hot men for this contest. If you want to enter please send me your link to your pic to my inbox! Woman Enroll your sexxy Boyfriends Or Husbands And Men enter yourselfs! Most comments wins! 2 Gifts each winner! Higher points better gifts. But 2 gifts per person awarded! Contest will start on 2/19 thur 2 /26 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! Maria ~!~......Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

There Was You
I can sit here and think back to the day you and I 1st time chatting with each other we didnt know anything about one another , all we both knew was that we didnt want to take the time to be with someone again (knowing we both been hurt before) but life is always about doing things and if u dont do them then u will never know what could and should have been so in a long seem of things and almost 1 month of talking online and phone we decide to do it take that chance to maybe find happiness in each other but before we do that there is a few steps we need to make happen before the very 1st meeting comes together (real life)

No No No
No NO But HELL NO! I am not a whore. This is a public service announcement for the rest of you who have any desire to message me this bullshit! from: notricks date: 2007-02-16 14:09:45 subject: hey read receipt: Yes replied: No block user hey! Lookin hot! If you want to talk dirty and webcam sometime let me know! s_m_alexander69@hotmail.com Mike :)

Lost
i'm so lost i cant function without you... i has been several days since i have seen your smile the look on your face... i feel like im in a daze... i miss the look in your eyes when i tell you i love you... i miss the feeling in my heart when you say it back and call me your princess... you are my everything... without you my days are grey and long i cant eat and i cant sleep until i see your face i am lost without you my angel... i love you ...

Sexy Smile Contest !
~~ Okay Sexy Smile On CT Contest ~~ Send me ur sexy smiles to my inbox and i will add u to contest. okay 2 gifts for first 3 places and 1 gift for all other place! 1st Sexy Smile is...... with 1 comments 2nd Sexy Smile Is...... with 1 comments 3rd Sexy Smile is...... with 1 comments Contest starts the 2/16 thur 2/23 so hurry and enter and again I love you Guys! thanks Maria click on pic to enter contest! Maria ~!~......Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Trans Am
Well my Trans Am just blew a head gasket....soooo much fun...so this weekend I am going to be putting a clutch in my Camaro....so that I have a car....and then next weekend trying to fix the TA.....man I am just having really bad luck lately...well heres hopin that it will turn around

Deperately Trying To Understand....
We were both married and had been flirting over several months almost a year, but what do you do when one has fallen in love with the other??? He's the one that contacted me, cause he liked my profile and picture...I guess he was having a mid-life crisis thing and he wanted to know what it felt like to have other women attracted to him besides his wife, maybe there were other reasons... So he found me and my profile and liked it...do i feel lucky now (hell no!!!) We really connected man, at lease i know we connected sexually and we had fun with it through instant communications, we wrote fantasies to and about each other, we even had phone sex at work after hours because work was the only time he could be contacted because of his home situation... he even told me once that he liked chatting with me, being sexy and a little dirty, but more so, it gave me a diversion from my home life...maybe my life became to much for him too...then one day a stalking comment was made, i remember

Survey
Food/Drink McDonalds or Burger King? Mickey D's Pepsi or Coke? Pepsi Sierra Mist or Sprite? Sierra Mist -- it has caffiene Dominos or Pizza Hut? Pizza Hut but we live next door to Dominos . . . Fridays or Ruby Tuesdays? ,Fridays Pancakes or waffles? waffles Hamburgers or cheeseburgers? Cheeseburgers Meat or veggies? Veggies with Meat Vanilla or chocolate? cookie dough Clothing Abercrombie or Hollister? dunno i am a thrift store shopper Boxers or briefs? on me or him???? Collar: popped or regular? None Jeans or skirt? Skirt Sneakers or flip-flops? sneakers Music *NYSNC or Backstreet Boys? Ugghh Neither 50 Cent or 2pac? either 2Pac Country or rap? Rap but i do like some country Rob Thomas or Maroon 5? who? Goo Goo Dolls or Matchbox 20? Goo Goo Dolls Definetly! Porcupine Tree or Opeth? ;) What? The Other Sex Face or body? face Chest or heinie? Butt Hair: short or long? depends what it looks like Brunette or blonde? don't matter Can

New Rules From Old Farts
New Rules from Old Farts New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout? Luckily, it was only a finger! If it was a whole hand, Congress would have voted to keep it alive. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done. New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket: water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavore

Staying Safe
CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: This e-mail message, including any attachments, is for the sole use of the intended recipient(s) and may contain confidential and privileged information. Any unauthorized review, use or disclosure or distribution is prohibited. If you are not the intended recipient, please contact the sender immediately and destroy all copies of the original message. >> My husband who works for NCDMV License and Theft Bureau sent this to me today and asked that I share this with the staff. Most police agencies across the state have gotten this e-mail from their supervisors. The initiation is scheduled to take place beginning this weekend and last for the next couple of weekends. I wanted you to read before I sent this to the staff. >> Thanks, >> Tammie Noble >> >> >> >> >> >> DON'T FLASH HEADLIGHTS AT ANY CAR WITH NO LIGHTS ON!! >> > >> > Police officer

I Am Done!!
This is what I said to my ex gf cus shes a stalking,ugly,fat,BITCH I treated u like trash because u are trash in my heart you were NEVER going to be #1 in my heart. Never. I'm glad u felt like shit it made me happy. Only time I was happy was making u feel like shit. Your nothing to me & were always nothing. I never loved you. I hope you believe me. I said that to shut ur face. I tried to tell you but you wouldn't listen & lied to yourself. & If you LOVED me which you don't you wouldn't be leaving. You suck @ life. SO fucking kill yourself. IM not a skank,I don't stand on corners & get paid for money. I have RESPECT for myself. Unlike you. You smoke,& drink. & you label yourself a juggalette? Good for you poser. Label yourself like the retard you are. I guess you didn't noitce that I didn't love you. Finedont open your fucking eyes. I never held your hand,Kissed you,anything. I never called you. NOTHING.Didnt you get it?Didn't you get how I don't love you @ all. That poem I made. Y

"be Afraid La La La Be Very A-fraid!!!"
Academy Award-winning composer Howard Shore, Placido Domingo and director David Cronenberg are forming an unlikely trio to create an unlikely opera — "The Fly." A co-production by the Theatre du Chatelet and Domingo's Los Angeles Opera, "The Fly" will premiere in Paris on July 1, 2008, and open the Los Angeles Opera's 2008-9 season that Sept. 7. Domingo will conduct both runs. "`The Fly' will be an unprecedented addition to the operatic repertoire," Domingo, the general director of the Los Angeles Opera, said at Friday's announcement. "Any commission of an opera is a gamble, as has been proven throughout music history. There are many operas which were commissioned and premiered but didn't survive the test of time. "Thus, there is no scientific formula for commissioning but only one's instinct when one listens to a composers already existing works. I have heard many of Howard Shore's scores for such films as `The Lord of the Rings' (for which he won three Oscars) and, of course

Random 41
1. When is the last time you held hands with someone? October 4th, 2006 2. You wake up as the opposite gender, what's the one thing you do? Check out how big my package is! 3. Have you ever crawled through a window? No 4. Where is your mom? Sitting on my bed talking to me. *yapyapyapyap* 5. Morning or night person? Night! 6. What was the last movie you watched? In the theater? Pursuit of Happyness (THUMBS DOWN) 7. Do you have a crush on anyone right now? Yes, yes I do! 8. Any cool scars? Yup, nice one on my knee, 4 inches long and then I have drain scare on the side of my knee. 9. Things about the opposite sex you notice first? Eyes and smile. 10. What do you do when no one is watching? I don't know, no one is watching me so they can't tell me what I am doing. 11. Ever been in love? Yup, sucks ass! 12. What's something your friends make fun of you for? My taste in men? 13. What is your curfew? Umm, I'm 29. I haven't had a curfew in l

Something New On My Profile!!
There is something new going on my profile and you all are welcome to sign on my guestbook as I just put that in there to welcome all new and old friends and please help yourself and love to see you all there and have fun!!!

Is It Too Soon
well me and my boy have been together like 3 1/2 months now and he suddenly mentioned us having a future. While he was home he kept telling me not to think of the future and now that hes been gone he is doing it. He is bringing up the possiblity of us getting married in the future. I dont want to let myself think about a future and have it thrown back in my face but at the same time I think he could be serious. Im so scared its really too soon to be thinking about a future but I dont know....

Matchbox 20~real World
I wonder what it's like to be the rainmaker I wonder what it's like to know that I make the rain I'd store it in boxes with little yellow tags on everyone and you can come see them when I'm...done, when I'm done I wonder what it's like to be a super hero I wonder where I'd go if I could fly around downtown from some other planet, I get this funky high on yellow sun boy I bet my friends will all be...stunned, they're stunned (chorus) straight up, what did you hope to learn about here if I were someone else, would this all fall apart strange, where were you, when we started this gig, I wish the real world, would just stop hassling me I wonder what it's like to be the head honcho I wonder what I'd do if they all did just what I said I'd shout out an order, I think we're out of this man get me some boy don't make me wanna change my...tone, my tone (chorus) please don't change, please don't break the only thing that seems to work at all is you please don't change, at all f

Which Member Of C-ute Are You?
You scored as Suzuki Airi. You are most like Suzuki Airi!Suzuki Airi94%Hagiwara Mai63%Nakajima Saki50%Okai Chisato50%Arihana Kanna50%Murakami Megumi50%Yajima Maimi38%Umeda Erika25%Which member of C-ute are you?created with QuizFarm.com

Matchbox 20~push
she said I don't know if I've ever been good enough I'm a little bit rusty, and I think my head is caving in and I don't know if I've ever been really loved by a hand that's touched me, well I feel like something's gonna give and I'm a little bit angry, well this ain't over, no not here, not while I still need you around you don't owe me, We might change, yeah, yeah we just might feel good (chorus) I wanna push you around, well I will, well I will I wanna push you down, well I will, well I will I wanna take you for granted, I wanna take you for granted I will she said I don't know why you ever would lie to me like I'm a little untrusting when I think that the truth is gonna hurt ya and I don't know why you couldn't just stay with me you couldn't stand to be near me when my face don't seem to want to shine cuz it's a little bit dirty well don't just stand there, say nice things to me I've been cheated I've been wronged, and you you don't know me, I can't change I won't d

Matchbox 20~long Day
it's sitting by the overcoat, the second shelf, the note she wrote that I can't bring myself to throw away and also reach she said for no one else but you, cuz you won't turn away when someone else is gone I'm sorry 'bout the attitude I need to give when I'm with you but no one else would take this shit from me and I'm so terrified of no one else but me I'm here all the time I won't go away it's me, yeah I can't get myself to go away it's me, and I can't get myself to go away oh God shouldn't feel this way (chorus) reach down your hand in your pocket pull out some hope for me it's been a long day, always ain't that right and no Lord your hand won't stop it just keep you trembling it's been a long day, always ain't that right well I'm surprised that you'd believe in any thing that comes from me I didn't hear from you or from someone else and you're so set in life man, a pisser they're waiting too damn bad you get so far so fast so what, so long (chorus) it's me, yeah and

#5
Well I got another letter from my babi boi today. He is doing pretty good. He doesnt really like it but hes doing good. Let me tell you that boy definitely makes me think. And he seems to find a way to make me love him more every day. He is the one who always told me not to think of the future yet at the same time he is talking about us having a future together. So who knows. But anyway just wanted to let everyone know that he is doing okay.

Cancer What Are You?
Once you have opened this bulletin, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist. Read your sign, then repost this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign and label, or you'll get bad luck for the number of years stated in your sign description. This is real shit, try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there. VIRGO The Virgin Dominant in relationships and Sexy. Someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Very Caring, Smart, Intellectual and Attractive. Loud and Loyal. Very Easy to talk too. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. The Ultimate in sexiness. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. SCORPIO The sex addict Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict fu

Apparently....
I sometimes need to come on here and clarify myself to some.......others know where im coming from. Since i wrote my first blog yesterday I noticed some "things" have gone missing. Now i dont know if my blog started that or not but i refuse to take credit for the things that other people do because "Im back"!!!! Now again like i have said in the past if this blog in any way offended you or pissed you off then either you have a guilty conscience or you just learned something new about ya self. I dont apologize for shit unless i know deep down im wrong or proven wrong then i will sincerely admit that i was wrong and bestow my deepest sincerity upon you. If i aint wrong and you solely deserved the ass shredding that i administer upon you then bend it over and take it like the man or woman that you claim you are. So if you feel the need to change who you are or become someone else that you know you clearly arent................then all i have to say is (and i took this from syd) PLEASE CAN

Matchbox 20~smooth
Man it's a hot one Like seven inches from the midday sun I hear you whisperin' words that will melt everyone But you stay so cool My munequita, my spanish harlem mona lisa You're my reason for reason But step in my groove Chorus 1 And if you said This life ain't good enough I would give my world to lift you up I could change my life to better suit your mood Because you're so smooth Chorus 2 An' it's just like the ocean Under the moon Well that's the same as the emotion That i get from you You got the kind of lovin That can be so smooth Give me your heart, make it real Or else forget about it I'll tell you one thing If you would leave it'd be a cryin' shame In every breath and every word I hear your name callin' me out Out from the barrio You hear my rhythm on your radio You feel the turning of the world So soft and slow turning you round and round Chorus 1 and chorus 2 repeat

Rh's Ladies Best Intimate Tattoo
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Crazy Week For Me!!!
Damn this is toooo crazy week for me as too many mention to say that I was going to get my computer upgrade but haven't done it but need more memories in it, other hand got DVD/CD-R in it though and on Valentine's Day I didn't come online when I don't have my computer with me till when it come to shock,,, 5 inches snow came here damn what am I going to do now???? And again there's more I missed you all of you!!! Muahhhh Ladies Happy be-lated Valentine's Day and stay safe while you driving out in the snow and stay warm too!! ;-)

Matchbox 20~unwell
All day staring at the ceiling Making friends with shadows on my wall All night hearing voices telling me That I should get some sleep Because tomorrow might be good for something Hold on Feeling like I'm headed for a breakdown And I don't know why [Chorus] But I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell I know right now you can't tell But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see A different side of me I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired I know right now you don't care But soon enough you're gonna think of me And how I used to be...me I'm talking to myself in public Dodging glances on the train And I know, I know they've all been talking about me I can hear them whisper And it makes me think there must be something wrong with me Out of all the hours thinking Somehow I've lost my mind [Chorus] But I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell I know right now you can't tell But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see A different side of me I'm not crazy,

Matchbox 20~cold
I will do without The spaces in between If you can tell me now What it means to be You have been found out I have been deceived By the one that I need [Chorus] Tell me why you gotta be so cold How'd you get so high Why you're keeping me low You dont know, you don't know Tell me how we're gonna make it last You're ready to fly I'm ready to crash Don't go, don't go, no You will go without A better part of me There will be no doubt What this all could mean You will be found out I can not believe In the one that I need [Chorus] Tell me why you gotta be so cold How'd you get so high Why you're keeping me low You don't know, you don't know, don't know And tell me how we're gonna make it last You're ready to fly I'm ready to crash Don't go, don't go away [Chorus] Tell me why you gotta be so cold How'd you get so high Why you're keeping me low You don't know, you don't know, you don't know And tell me how we're gonna make it last You're rea

#5
Well I am still slowly going through all the shit to join the Army but Im starting to think twice about it due to my boyfriend. I just found out some things that really are making me wonder if joining is worth it or not. I mean dont get me wrong I would love to join but at the same time I dont want to chance of losing my baby or stopping somehting good from happening...so right now I really dont know

Matchbox 20~crutch
i don't want to be the crutch one step away from down i don't want to be the crutch one step away from... man i feel like hell so come on over be a love machine and i could be your friend ain't no shame feel strong for one another make a real true color come end to end then god damn. change of pace i think there's still a piece of my heart on your face it's a shame to let it waste how does it taste? break it down in pieces, make it simple 'cause you know damn well that i'm a simple man all these things go changing like the weather and they stay that way until the weather man says one down, gone to waste i think there's still a piece of that smile on your face and i would like to see it erased there ain't no two ways about it. chorus bring it on then gone, use a lover like a cigarette the way that lovers do one sweet song that starts a little slow and then goes on and on and makes you want to move around the room in circles eve

What Mystical Creature R U?
You scored as Mermaid. Your answers match the mysterious Mermaid. They have the body of a human and the tail of a fish. Although Mermaids may be beautiful, they are also quite evil and deadly, when sailors are sailing on the sea; the mermaids come up to the top of the water and sing their calming sea songs. They hypnotise the men and make them come closer and closer to their death.Mermaid100%Unicorn100%Dragon67%Angel50%Werewolf33%Vampire33%Fairy33%Demon0%???What Mystical Creature Are You??? Cool Pics!!!created with QuizFarm.com

Matchbox 20~if You're Gone
I think you're already gone. I think I'm finally scared now You think I'm weak - But I think you're wrong I think you're already leaving Feels like your hand is on the door I thought this place was an empire But now I'm relaxed - I can't be sure I think you're so mean - I think we should try I think I could need - this in my life I think I'm just scared - I think too much I know this is wrong it's a problem I'm dealing If you're gone - maybe it's time to go home There's an awful lot of breathing room But I can hardly move If you're gone - baby you need to come home Cuz there's a little bit of something me In everything in you I bet you're hard to get over I bet the room just won't shine I bet my hands I can stay here I bet you need - more than you mind I think you're so mean - I think we should try I think I could need - this in my life I think I'm just scared - that I know too much I can't relate and that's a problem I'm feeling If you're gone - ma

Do You Have A Data Backup?
Ever since I moved from Riverside, California to Hilo, Hawaii about 2 years ago I have realized the importance of Data Backups. I receive 3 clicking hard drives about 2 months ago and I use asked to recover the data and I replied saying “It will need to go to a Lab and it will cost about $1,000. And this is because it was too late the moisture or salt air or a thunderstorm got the best of the hard drives. Then I also learn CDs and DVDs don’t hold up good here either. So I came up with an Advanced Backup Plan that is fool proof for all my customers. So let me ask you how important is your data? And do you want to pay $1,000 and up to recover your data? Anointed Hands Computers, LLC President Elijah Stutes (808) 959-4556 (808) 557-8547 www.ahcomp.com

Matchbox 20~mad Season
i feel stupid - but i know it won't last for long i've been guessing - i coulda been guessin' wrong you don't know me now i kinda thought that you should somehow does that whole mad season got ya down i feel stupid but it's something that comes and goes i've been changin' - think it's funny how no one knows we don't talk about - the little things that we do without when that whole mad season comes around so why ya gotta stand there looking like the answer now it seems to me - you'd come around i need you now do you think you can cope you figured me out - i'm lost and i'm hopeless bleeding and broken - though i've never spoken i come undone - in this mad season i feel stupid - but i think i been catchin' on i feel ugly - but i know i still turn you on you seem colder now, torn apart, angry, turned around will that whole mad season knock you down so are you gonna stand there are you gonna help me out you need to be together now - i need you now now i'm c

Honest Computer Companies. Where Are They?
I am Elijah Stutes the president of Anointed Hands Computers, LLC which has been around for about five years (since July 2002). And I just completed a google search by using the phrase “honest computer company” and to my surprise not one of any major companies was even mentioned on the first page. That has shown me that even after these thirty plus years of having PCs we still have too many dishonest companies lying and taking advantage of people’s lack of knowledge. When will it end and when we be able to trust computer technicians again? It is a sad world we live in when we are scared to let anyone we don’t know to work on our PCs. AHC has taken on the mission to spread the positive light in the computer world with honest sales people and technicians. And by helping our customers understand the most efficient to service their needs. We are currently creating our own standards and certifications within our company. Because we feel our competitors standards are not working and set to l

Matchbox 20~leave
It's amazing how you make your face just like a wall how you take your heart and turn it off how I turn my head and lose it all It's unnerving how just one move puts me by myself there you go just trusting someone else now I know I put us both through hell I'm not saying there wasn't nothing wrong I just didn't think you'd ever get tired of me I'm not saying we ever had the right to hold on I just didn't wanna let it get away from me But if that's how it's gonna leave straight out from underneath then we'll see who's sorry now If that's how it's gonna stand, when you know you've been depending on the one you're leaving now the one you're leaving out It's aggravating how you threw me on and you tore me out how your good intentions turn to doubt the way you needed time to sort it out Tell me is that how it's going to end when you know you've been depending on the one you're leaving now and the one you're leaving out

Matchbox 20~bent
If I fall along the way Pick me up and dust me off If I get too tired to make it Be my breath so I can walk If I need some of your love again Give me more than I can stand When my smile gets old and faded Wait around I'll smile again Shouldn't be so complicated Just hold me and then Just hold me again Chorus: Can you help me I'm bent I'm so scared that I'll never Get put back together Keep breaking me in And this is how we will live With you and me bent If I couldn't sleep could you sleep Could you paint me better off Could you sympathize with my needs I know you think I need a lot I started out clean but I'm jaded Just falling Just breaking the skin Chorus Start bending me It's never enough 'Til I feel all your pieces Start bending me Keep bending me until I'm completely broken in Shouldn't be so complicated Just touch me and then Just touch me again Chorus Without understanding Hell, I'll go there again Can you help me I'm be

There Is Something Inherently Wrong With This Lol
SANTA FE, New Mexico (Reuters) - In a novel move to curb drunk driving, New Mexico is using talking urinals to remind drinkers to not get behind the wheel when drunk. ADVERTISEMENT The state transportation department said on Thursday it has put some 500 talking deodorizers in bar and restaurant restrooms in the state in recent days to remind drivers not to drink and drive. "Hey big guy, having a few drinks? Then listen up!" a voice chirps in. "Think you had one too many? Then it's time to call a cab or call a sober friend for a ride home." Transportation department spokesman SU Mahesh said the motion-activated devices were part of an attempt to "think outside the box" to tackle drunk driving in the state. "We have a big problem here in New Mexico. ... Hopefully this will be a humorous and also serious way to catch men before they go to their cars and say to them 'it's not worth it to drink and drive,'" Mahesh told Reuters. Mahesh said the devices, which are manufactured

Matchbox 20~bed Of Lies
No I would not sleep in this bed of lies So toss me out and turn in And there'll be no rest for these tired eyes I'm marking it down to learning I am Don't think that I can take another empty moment Don't think that I can fake another hollow smile It's not enough just to be sorry. Don't think that I could take another talk about it Just like me you got needs And they're only a whisper away And we softly surrender To these lives that we've tendered away No I would not sleep in this bed of lies So toss me out and turn in And they'll be no rest for these tired eyes I'm marking it down to learning I am Don't wanna be the one who turns the whole thing over Don't wanna be somewhere where I just don't belong Where it's not enough just be sorry Don't you know I feel the darkness closing in Tried to be more than me And I gave 'til it all went away And we've only surrendered To the worst part of these winters we've made I am all that I'll ever be When you

Matchbox 20~angry
So scream you, out from behind the bitter ache Heavy on the memory, you need most still want love, ugly, smooth and delicate not without affection, not alone And instead of wishing that it would get better man you're seeing that you just get angrier And it's good that I'm not angry I just need to get over, I'm not angry, anymore Cry when you cry, run when you run love when you love represent the ashes that you leave behind And instead of wishing that the road had shoulder man you're seeing that you're sinking over time And it's good that I'm not angry I just need to get over I'm not angry it's dragging me under I'm not angry I'm not angry it's never been enough it gets inside and it tears you up I'm not angry but I've never been above it you see through me don't you

Three Days Grace~pain
Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all You're sick of feeling down You're not the only one I'll take you by the hand And I'll show you a world that you can understand This life is filled with hurt When happiness doesn't work Trust me and take my hand When the lights go out you will understand Pain, without love Paint, I can't get enough Pain, I like rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Anger and agony Are better than misery Trust me I've got a plan When the lights go off you will understand Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing Rather feel pain I know (I know I know I kn

Valentine's Day (part 2)
Ok, So I FINALLY got to see my hot boy. He brought me roses and the most beautiful card that made me cry. He took me to dinner last night and we're going to the movies tonight. I know that doesn't seem like much of a present to some, but the card is the best. It actually said (although not in so many words) what I've been wanting to hear from him forever. The crew knows what I mean. (hint, 4 letter word) Please don't say anything to him, I'm posting this here cause I know he'll never see it and the fact that I just had to tell someone! I am so happy I could do the shopping cart...now wait, I usually do that anyway :-p Also, I had my year review at work and I got my raise!!! Leave me some love! *Many Meows*

What Vampire Clan Do U Blong 2?
You aren't sure where you came from. Perhaps your sire did an embrace and run. Or maybe your sire was an outcast himself. Either way, your powers are unique and really don't belong to any clan...or maybe a little from each. Because you of these circumstances, you aren't really sure where you belong. You tend to wander and do a bit of soul searching in your eternal life. Maybe some day...you have a while after all. What Vampire Clan Do You Belong To? The Caitiff The clansless. Caitiffs, are a new aspect to the vampire's society. They don't have anyone to teach them Disciplines, and no one to tell them of the Traditions. This doesn't mean they don't know any Disciplines, they could very well make their own, but usually they figure out a few small tricks to a few Disciplines. Some may even group together every once in a while, but not likely. They prefer their freedom, and the will to do what they will. Caitiff are vampires with no clan to call their own. This usually ha

Platinum Give Away...
hey everybody I need your help again, got myself entered in a platinum give-away...1500 comments is what I need...please help out :) here's the link: http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=97650&albumid=231818&i=1904280667

Three Days Grace~just Like You
I could be mean I could be angry You know I could be just like you I could be fake I could be stupid You know I could be just like you You thought you were standing beside me You were only in my way You're wrong if you think that I'll be just like you You thought you were there to guide me You were only in my way You're wring if you think that I'll be Just like you I could be cold I could be ruthless You know I could be just like you I could be weak I could be senseless You know I could be just like you You thought you were standing beside me You were only in my way You're wrong if you think that I'll be just like you You thought you were there to guide me You were only in my way You're wring if you think that I'll be Just like you On my own, cause I can't take livin' with you I'm alone, so I won't turn out like You want me to

An Old Friend
I love sex... Well I do! "No you don't" Who said that? "I did" What the fuck? Who are you? "Oh, after 25 years together you don't remember me huh?" I'm sorry I don't know who you are, or for that matter where the fuck you're at. "I guess growin up and shit gettin all tall, you forget your friends, I been hangin wit you ever since you were a baby, we used to spend all our time together. Right before you'd go to sleep you'd play with me and show me pretty girls in magazines. We'd run off get some nuts in the woods. You took me to meet Jessica when you were 21, she always made me feel special until Huri came into the picture she was the first to make me feel stronger than I ever was.Those were special times. But lately you've been very abusive and treating me like a piece of meat! I'm tired of you I need a woman's touch someone who will treat me right and have me as her own." I'm sorry, but I still don't know you and I don't see you, so I'm not gonna feel guilty

Three Days Grace~(i Hate)everything About You
everytime we lie awake after every hit we take every feeling that i get but i haven't missed you yet every room-mate kept awake by every silent scream we make all the feelings that i get but i still don't miss you yet only when i stop to think about it i hate everything about you why do i love you i hate everything about you why do i love you everytime we lie awake after every hit we take every feeling that i get but i haven't missed you yet only when i stop to think about it i hate everything about you why do i love you i hate everything about you why do i love you only when i stop to think about you, i know only when you stop to think about me, do you know i hate everything about you why do i love you you hate everything about me why do you love me i hate you hate i hate you love me i hate everything about you why do i love you

What Do Your Eyes Reveal About You?
You scored as Mysterious. You wish to hide who you are from all those around you. You find it very hard to trust people. You also may enjoy the fun that comes from playing mind games with others around you.My advice Get out there and reveal the true you if only to one person!Mysterious58%Eyes full of Pain33%Diamond Eyes33%Passion25%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

A Dog Named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand. ... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on. When my

Aerosmith~falling In Love
You're so bad, you're so bad, you're so You're so bad, you're so bad, you're so You think you're in love Like it's a real sure thing But every time you fall You get yo' ass in a sling You used to be strong But now it's "ooh baby please" 'cause falling in love is so hard on the knees You're so bad, you're so bad, you're so You're so bad, you're so bad, you're so We was making love When you told me that you loved me I thought ol' cupid He was taking aim I was believer when you told me That you loved me And then you called me Someone elses name There ain't gonna be no more Beggin' you please You know what i want And it ain't one of these You're bad to the bone And your girlfriend agreed That falling in love is so hard on the knees You're so bad, you're so bad, you're so You're so bad, you're so Chip off the old block Man, you're so much like your sister My fantasize it must be out of luck My old labido has been Blowing a transistor I feel like

Favorite Songs Right Now
1. blunt ashes (nas) 2. waiting on the world to change (john mayer) 3. this is how we live (styles p) 4. ghetto mind frame (lil flip and lyfe) 5. lost without you (robin thicke) 6. leather so soft (lil wayne and birdman) 7. until the end of time (2pac) 8. carnival (natalie merchant) 9. dreaming (young jeezy and kiesha cole) 10. old english (game) 11. no apologies (eminem) 12. throw some d,s on it (rich boy) 13. poppin (chris brown)

Aerosmith~pink
Pink it´s my new obsession Pink it´s not even a question Pink on the lips of your lover, ´cause Pink is the love you discover Pink as the bing on your cherry Pink ´cause you are so very Pink it´s the color of passion `Cause today it just goes with the fashion Pink it was love at first sight, yea Pink when I turn out the light, and Pink gets me high as a kite And I think everything is going to be all right No matter what we do tonight You could be my flamingo ´Coz pink is the new kinda lingo Pink like a deco umbrella It´s kink - but you don´t ever tell her Pink it was love at first sight Pink when I turn out the light Pink gets me high as a kite And I think everything is going to be all right No matter what we do tonight I want to be your lover I wanna wrap you in rubber As pink as the sheets that we lay on Pink is my favorite crayon, yeah Pink it was love at first sight Pink when I turn out the light Pink it´s like red but not quite And I think everything i

Aerosmith~angel
I'm alone yeah I don't know if I can face the night I'm in tears and the cryin that i do is for you I want your love let's break the wall between us Don't make it tough, I'll put away my pride Enough's enough, I've suffered and I've seen the light You're my angel come and save me tonight You're my angel come and make it alright You're my angel come and save me tonight Don't know what I'm gonna do about thins feeling inside Yes, it's true loneliness took me for a ride Without your love, I'm nothin but a beggar Without your love, a dog without a bone What can I do, I'm sleepin in this bed alone You're the reason I live You're the reason I die You're the reason I give when I break down and cry Don't need no reason why Baby, baby, baby

Can I Get Your Number
PHONE NUMBERS! copy and paste this to see how many numbers you get in your private message mailbox after 24 hours. name:_____________ number:____________ why do u want me to call?:______________________ dont be scared just post this and see how many PHONE NUMBERS YOU GET!

"juggalo Family" Dark Lotus
So what ya'll think "Juggalo Family" [Violent J:] "And they wanted to know if I would trade 10 juggalos for a 100 main stream fans And I said I wouldn't trade 10 juggalos for a 100,000 mainstream fans 10 juggalos is priceless" [Blaze Ya Dead Homie:] I gots love for my homies, members of the Lotus United we stand, squashing all deadly forces Been to hell, could of spent eternity there All the bad shit I've done, I should still be there Juggalos can ya feel me, feel me, worldwide, worldwide Running with the hatchet straight out the Lotus Pod Always got your back till end screaming juggalos Dark lotus, psychopathic that's the way you go [Monoxide Child:] So many people in the matrix die alone, hey Not me, my soul belongs to juggalos, they Keep me going when I'm down and out I pick up the phone drop them a line and here them shout Saying Twiztid is the shit, and I'm down with the clown Dark Lotus for life until I'm dead in the ground! I give a shout to all my

It Finishes Tonight :)
it is a good old ratings only contest and she only a couple behind plz help her out just click on the pic and one click one ratintake few seconds plz i wouldnt be asking u and i hate to beg but this chick friggin rocks like big time

Unique
So intense when I look into your eyes. The distance comes together and my heart begins to beat. I am amazed every single time at how you break through me. Mesmerized, thats what I call this feeling that bubbles within and it is perfectly unique

Military People Contest Updated
~~ Army Man Contest on Ct ~~ I need Army Men for my contest! Contest will start 2/19 thur 2/26 Vip Gifts and VIC Gifts For the winners ! 1st Military person is...... with 1 comments 2nd Military Person is...... with 1 comments So send me your pics to my inbox and i will enter u! Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest ! Maria ~!~......Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Hi All
Well I just joined here and I am not quite sure about how to do everything. Is there a way for me to customize my background? If there is and anyone knows a good site to get them from please let me know. I do check this thing regularly. Thanks in advance. Elena

Am I Ready???
May be getting "real serious" with someone. (If you're a fan of Ray Stevens, you'll remember the 4 stages of serious from his "seriously" movie)It's true, the grass is always greener on the other side. When not in a relationship, I long to be close to someone. Then when it happens, I start doubting it, finding things wrong with it, and wishing for more of my freedom. Tonight it's BBQ'd steaks and Gentleman Jack at his place. Friday night. 50 miles from home. Yikes!! Am I ready for this? Do I really want to try it again? I have a laundry list of "must haves" for the next serious relationship. I was hurt by the last serious relationship (physically & mentally) and figured that if I had a list of items that were "required", I was safe - no one person could fit that bill. Now someone comes along who just might be "it". But then again, I thought someone might be "it" six months ago and it didn't work out. That's when I added to my "must have" list figuring that predic

Nickelback~never Again
He's drunk again It's time to fight She must have done Something wrong tonight The living room Becomes a boxing ring It's time to run When you see him Clenching his hands She's just a woman Never again I hear her scream From down the hall Amazing she can Even talk at all She cries to me Go back to bed I'm terrified that She'll wind up Dead in his hands She's just a woman Never again Been there before But not like this Seen it before But not like this Never before Have I ever Seen it this bad She's just a woman Never again Just tell the nurse You slipped and fell It starts to sting As it starts to swell She looks at you She wants the truth It's right out there In the waiting room With those hands Lookin' just As sweet as he can Never again Seen it before But not like this Been there before But not like this Never before Have I ever Seen it this bad She's just a woman Never again Father's a name You haven't earned yet You're

Nickelback~how You Remind Me
Never made it as a wise man I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealin' Tired of livin' like a blind man I'm sick inside without a sense of feelin' And this is how you remind me This is how you remind me Of what I really am This is how you remind me Of what I really am It's not like you to say sorry I was waiting on a different story This time I'm mistaken For handing you a heart worth breakin' I've been wrong, I've been down To the bottom of every bottle Despite words in my head Scream "Are we having fun yet?" Yet?, Yet?, Yet?, no no It's not like you didn't know that I said I love you and I swear I still do It must have been so bad 'Cause living with me must have damn near killed you This is how you remind me Of what I really am This is how you remind me Of what I really am It's not like you to say sorry I was waiting on a different story This time I'm mistaken For handing you a heart worth breakin' I've been wrong, I've be

Me And My Son Are Sick
Well Travis got sent home from school early on Wednesday and i took him to the doctor Yesterday to find out that he had Strep-Throat and the flu!! Poor kid..to have both of them at the same time that has got to be the worse thing in the world....now i am not feeling to well...I felt like i had a fever last night but when i took my temperature it said i didnt have one...i have a cough that makes my throat hurt when i do cough but that is the only time it hurts...My body has been aching so much since last night... I just hope that this goes away soon...travis has to stay home until tuesday so between me and him being sick this oughta be alot of fun....anyways just thought i would update ya'll and let you know what was going on in my world....later!

Fantasies
There is really no "right" way of starting this blog, but I am really curious as to what people think about this....why do men want threesomes? I mean, seriously, is it just b/c it's a "forbidden fantasy" or because it's the actual act of it all? I am seriously curious as to why, well, even women would want to bring in another person into a relationship for the most intimate and personal aspect of that relationship! I mean, seriously, if the person you're with isn't good enough to want to be with ONLY them, should you be with them at all? Or maybe it's that you fantasize your partner being with someone else. And because that turns you on, you want to just join in....SHA'RIGHT. lol So I would love to hear what others think about it. Men and women alike! It's not necessarily a poll that I'm taking, I'm just trying to understand why some of the men in my life, and some friends who were in relationships have asked me REPEATEDLY to be in a threesome with them! I'll be real hone

What Retired People Do
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went down town and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break"? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, "Hillary in'08." I try to have a little fun each day, now that I'm re

Scary
Got to be in America, we havnt got that many cars in Cornwall. He writes: I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out is window and gave the woman the finger. " Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why: I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something

Little Angels
Little Angels when god calls little children to dwell with him above we mortals sometimes question the wisdom of his love for no heartache compares with the death of one small child who does so much our world seem wonderful and mild perhaps god tires of calling the aged into his fold so he picks a rosebud before it can grow old god knows how much we need them and so he takes but just a few to make the land of heaven more beautiful to view believing this is difficult still somehow we must try the saddest word mankind knows will always be good bye so when a little child departs we who are left behind must realize god loves his children angels are hard to find this was the poem on my daughter card for her funeral riley renee' lisenby 11:01 pm 1/29/2005 to sunset 1/23/2006

Three Dead Bodies
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on Their faces. The coroner calls in the police to tell them what has happened. First body: "Frenchman, 60, died of cardiac arrest while making love to His mistress. Hence the enormous smile, inspector", says the Coroner. Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent It all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile." The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?" "Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one: Banta Singh, age 30, struck by lightning." "Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector. "He thought he was having his photo taken."

Faith Hill~piece Of My Heart
Didn't i make you feel Like you were the only man And didn't i give you everything That a woman possibly can Each time i tell myself i think i've had enough Well i'm gonna show you baby that a woman can be tough So come on, come on, come on and Take it Take another little piece of my heart now baby Take another little piece of my heart I know you will Break it Break another little piece of my heart now baby 'cause you know you got it if it makes you feel good, so good You're out on the street lookin' good Baby deep down in your heart you know that it ain't right No you'll never hear me cryin' You know i cry all the time Each time i tell myself that i can't stand the pain You hold me in your arms and i start singin' once again So come on, come on, come on and Take it Take another little piece of my heart now baby I know you will Break it Break another little piece of my heart now baby 'cause you know you got it if it makes you feel good, so good Each t

Thank You!!!
Just a quick blog to thank everyone that has helped me thus far with the contest I am in!! You all are AWESOME and I appreciate your help with the comments!!! MY FRIENDS, FANS, AND FAMILY ROCK!!! MUAHZ!! LOVE, ANGEL (TWINKLEBUG)

Have Ya...have Ya?
Have ya ever.... Waken up to a true coyote ugly???? I have...it's not fun. Drank a White Russian and hocked up curds of cream? Tried coating your stomach lining with a cap full of veggie oil before a drinking contest...It doesn't work does it? Tried the beach ball sex position? It's interesting and fun when you're drunk. Thought about having a BOB (Battery operated boyfriend) or a PP (pocket pussy) for those lonely nights? I want a BOB like the one from American Pie Naked Mile, it looks fun...lol not really.

Tanya Tucker~two Sparrows In A Hurricane
She's fifteen and he's barely driving a car She's got his ring and he's got the keys to her heart It's just matter of time They'll spread their wings and fly Like two sparrows in a hurricane Trying to find their way With a head full of dreams And faith that can move anything They've heard it's all uphill But all they know is how they feel The world says they'll never make it, love says they will There's a baby crying and one more on the way There's a wolf at the door with a big stack of bills They can't pay The clouds are dark and the wind is high But they can see the other side Like two sparrows in a hurricane Trying to find their way With a head full of dreams And faith that can move anything They've heard it's all uphill But all they know is how they feel The world says they'll never make it, love says they will She's eighty-three and he's barely driving a car She's got his ring and he's got the key to her heart It's just a matter of time They'll sp

A Soldier Retuned Home
>>>>One of my sons serves in the military. He is stationed >> >>>>stateside, here in California. He called me yesterday >> >>>>to let me know how warm and welcoming people were to >> >>>>him and his troops everywhere they go. >> >>>>Telling me how people shake their hands and thank them >> >>>>for being willing to serve and fight, not only our own >> >>>>freedoms but so that others may have them too. >> >>>> > >> >>>>Then he told me about an incident in the grocery store >> >>>>he stopped at yesterday, on his way home from the >> >>>>base. He said that several people were in the line >> >>>>ahead of him, including a woman dressed in a >> >>>>burkha. >> >>>> > >> >>>>He said when she got to the cashier, she made a loud >> >>>>remark about the U.S. Flag, lapel pin, the cashier >> >>>>wore on her smock. The cashier reached up and touched >> >>>>the pin and said, "Yes, I always wear it proudly, >> >>>>because I'm an American." >> >>>> > >> >>>>The wo

Cell Phones
Ever since the invention of the camera phone, or even text messaging, high school students have figured out how to cheat. During class they could easily text or mail a pic to a friend who is having problems. But, the big dilema, it would seem, is the fact that some of these kids are using their cell phone to call for backup in a fight. Honestly, I have no idea how they think that this is going to be stopped, if a fight is going to break out, then a fight is going to break out...cell phone or not. Recently in Milwaukee the school system decided that they would ban cell phones from their school campuses. They have begun spot checks, and grab every phone that the faculty sees. The major problem is, there is an easier solution; but due to the FCC and the Communication act of 1934, they are unable to use signal scramblers to block out cell signals in the area of the school. Frankly, I don't understand why the FCC is so behind in the times. The Act was a good idea, and still is

My One And Only True Love
Are you out there???? I think you are. I am tired of this relationship I am in and I am looking to start a new one. If anyone reads this and feels the same way. Feel free to comment or not. Its up to you. And if you happen to be my one and only I will personally let you know. I have meet many people on here since I started. But there are only a select few that I have feelings for. And only two i have a real connection with. So if you think its you, feel free the send me a pm and i will let you know if you are right. ~ HUGS AND KISSES ~ AMANDA

Just A Song
value="transparent"> > this is an grate song its from twinklebug bbw bulliten and i had to put it up here is a link to her page check her at you well love her TwinkleBug BBW ~Wolf Pack Family Member~@ CherryTAP

Girly Meme (of Doom, Of Course)
1. What is your full name? ShoShoni Rose 2. What colour is your bra? right now? white... 3. Do you straighten your hair every day? i don't have to, my hair is so freakin' straight it's laughable. 4. Do you worry about the size of your boobs? not really, i think they're just fine the way they are. 5. Are you the typical girl who's addicted to gossip? i enjoy gossip on occasion, but i'm anything but the typical girl. 6. What are your favorite girly magazines? Bitch and Bust 7. Best junk food? hmm...Reese's Cups...homigawd! 8. Would you kill for chocolate? not particularly. i'm not obsessed with chocolate. 10. Jeans or skirts? both! and sometimes at the same time! 11. Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry? i always wear clothes, unless bathing. shoes if i leave the house...earrings always. i spent a significant time and effort stretching my earlobes, i'm not letting them grow back until i absolutely have to! 12. Did you ever spend all day/night getting

Another Cold Night
Looks like another cold night here in STL. I have become the man my ex wanted me to be; work, sleep, wash, repeat. Fucking sad eh? It won't last forever and I shouldn't beat myself up over it. So much for 'being lucky for being single'. There is nothing lucky about going home to nothingness, but it beats going home to things that don't care about you, that is for sure. 'Sitting on a park bench...'

Soooooo Proud To Be Irish!
Only in Ireland... Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in Ireland... Do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. 142 Irish were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts. 58 Irish are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers. 13 Irish have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in. Irish Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents 101 people since 1999 have had to have broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet. 18 Irish had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth. A massive 543 Irish were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth. 5 Irish were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars. AND finally......... In 2000, 8 Irish cracked their skull whilst throwing up

Just Another Freestyle To Start My Day
I woke up and got twisted, suddenly feeling gifted, like a burden had been lifted, like my whole world just shifted. I stepped to the keypad to do what I do, just type without thinking it through. Letting my mind drift to somewhere new, I type with a vengeance but this isnt blue. Instead its of feelings of smiles worthwhile. So much Ive missed since I was a child. My ways in the world were crazy and wild. My blood was a little more hotter than mild. And now it is different, this way that I feel, so much different I can say that its real. Yes to me this is a big fucking deal. See it shows that my heart is beginning to heal

Martina Mcbride~a Broken Wing
She loved him like he was The last man on Earth Gave him everything she ever had He'd break her spirit down Then come lovin' up on her Give a little, then take it back She'd tell him about her dreams He'd just shoot 'em down Lord he loved to make her cry You're crazy for believin' You'll ever leave the ground He said, Only angels know how to fly And with a broken wing She still sings She keeps an eye on the sky With a broken wing She carries her dreams Man you ought to see her fly One Sunday morning She didn't go to church He wondered why she didn't leave He went up to the bedroom Found a note by the window With the curtains blowin' in the breeze And with a broken wing She still sings She keeps an eye on the sky With a broken wing She carries her dreams Man you ought to see her fly With a broken wing She carries her dreams Man you ought to see her fly

New Ideas For Approaching Women
New Ideas For Approaching Women >Learning to approach women is interesting, fun, and challenging. If you master it, you will have accomplished something that most men will only dream about all their lives. If you'd like to get my VERY best thinking about approaching women, plus learn dozens and dozens of different "lines" and techniques, then check this out: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/ApproachingWomen/ ***QUESTION*** David, I have read your e-book. I think it's great, but questions always arise. I have been dating a woman for five weeks. We've had several wonderful dates. She's a really sweet girl, and I think there is a lot of potential. We have spent the night together three times, but have not yet had full intercourse. I give her oral sex every time and always bring her to orgasm. When I told that I wanted to have full intercourse with her, she told me that she doesn't do that right away. She said she usually does not get nak

Daddys Poem
DADDY'S POEM --------------------------------------- Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees; a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, e

The Quick Way To The Bedroom With Her
The Quick Way To The Bedroom With Her >If you'd like to hear the story of how I went from not even being able to start a conversation with women... to the point where I can meet any woman in any situation... then take a minute and check this out: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/Catalog/ ***DATING QUESTION FROM READER*** Dave, WOW!!!! Thats all I can say. I've been getting your emails for several months and have since downloaded your book. I've committed myself to improving my "skills" with women and the results have been amazing. The "Crash and Burn" that most guys are sooo fearful of NEVER happens and very rarely does a girl give you anything but a smile even if she isn't interested. My latest success was so easy it was almost scary. I met a woman (an 8.5 at least) in a local bar and used the c/f to get her number and set up a date. Went out on the date and it was almost like it was scripted. Pushed the c/f to the extreme all night

Pretending Poem I Wrote
Lets Pretend I never saw you For more than who you are I never got that wish I wished Upon that falling star Let's Pretend I never saw Forever, while lost within your eyes I knew each time you would let em down Every broken promise was no surprise Let's pretend I can forget you When I turn and walk away It never mattered what I wanted We both knew you'd never stay Let's Pretend that this was all a dream There is no pretending and no sorrow You were just a dream I had last night There will be a different one tomorrow

A Place You Can Meet Women Anytime
A Place You Can Meet Women Anytime >NOTE: I think that the internet is a literal MIRACLE when it comes to meeting women, practicing conversations skills, and learning how to create attraction using only your words, humor, and other communication. If you'd like to learn some of my personal secrets for turning the internet into a dating BONANZA for yourself, then take a minute and read this: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/MeetingWomenOnline/ ***QUESTION*** Hey David, I was wondering if you could offer any wisdom on what you've gained from writing and responding to online personal ads. I'm not having a great deal of luck so far. Specifically, my questions are: 1. How brief should your descriptions of yourself and/or your ideal catch be? I've heard it said that "brevity is the soul of wit", but you also want to be memorable, right? 2. When writing descriptions, should you stick with C&F? I've noticed that humor often doesn't translate

My Absence
Hey everybody, sorry I didn't back to a few of you recently. I was gone for a couple weeks and was too busy to get online taking care of some stuff. I'm back, though, and I'll talk to you all sooner or later.

The One Place Attractive Women Flock To
The One Place Attractive Women Flock To Hey, There is one place where you will ALWAYS find attractive women... And that one place is BARS and CLUBS. As you already know, bars and clubs are JAM PACKED with attractive, single women... But there's just one problem: These women are usually MOBBED by guys. Drunk guys. Stupid guys. Attractive guys. And YOU. Bars and nightclubs can be the most CHALLENGING places to meet women... IF you don't know what you're doing... But... if you DO know what you're doing, these places can be a GOLD MINE. How Do I know? Because I've spent more time than I'd like to admit meeting women in these places. And if YOU would like to learn how to master meeting women in the "Bar & Club Environment", then I highly recommend that you check out the fast- track training program I've created called "Meeting Women In Bars & Clubs". This program can teach ANY guy how to meet and attract wo

Why Do I Even Work?
I sure do not work for me.... I do not have a family to support..... I sure do not have a loved one to share my life with..... So why? I work a deadend job making $7.45 an hour. Worse yet, it's a job working midnights. I have been working extra hours to try to get ahead only end up deeper in the hole of debt. So let us do the math: $7.45 x 40 hours = $298 a week $1192 a month -177.38 taxes -169.47 student loans -211.00 rent -124.00 house bills - 79.00 car insurance - 60.00 cell phone -200.00 loan payment 171.15 extra cash $171.15 for food, gas and entertainment a month. That is on the high end of what I have left after I pay my bill. Needless to say, I do not spend much if anything on entertainment or even try to save money.

True Hero's
A Picture Worth 1000 Million Words. We truly take a lot for granted. Forget the football "heroes" and movie "stars". Pass this on so that all may know the price of freedom. Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. How can you NOT PASS this along, we all send dozens of jokes THIS IS NOT A JOKE

God Forbid...
God forbid… I’m in danger of losing my ghetto pass because I apparently forgot that this month was Black History Month. But my argument, should the ghetto commission ever come looking for me, is that ghetto folks don’t observe the month anyway because to do so is actually quite unghetto. God forbid thugs be unthuggish. Today at work, an observance of the month was conducted. It went according to the program, but to my surprise, it left me rather conflicted… The staff here is predominantly white and whenever that’s the case in a setting where Black folks are being celebrated, I’m always over-critical of us. I find myself watching a celebration of my history through the eyes of those in the majority. I do so in order to see how our “advertising” goes over…. to see if the message gets through or if it’s “Here go the Negros with that ‘we shall overcome’ bullshyt… …to see if I’ll be embarrassed by how our message is conveyed. The program began with opening remarks and a

Happy Hour My Place Tonight
NOW HERE IS THE PROBLEM, THERE ARE SOME OUT THERE WHO LIKE TO TRY TO BOYCOTT IT, THIS IS RIDICULOUS. IT ONLY HURTS WELL EVERYONE NOT JUST ME SO PLEASE IGNORE THE BS AND ENJOY THE HAPPY HOUR AND IF YOU CHOOSE TO BOYCOTT IT OVER SOME JEALOUS PEOPLE THEN I AM SO SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS BUT FOR THOSE OF YOU WITH AN OUNCE OF INTELLIGENCE I KNOW YOU WILL REAP THE REWARDS. THANKS AND IT WILL BE AT 11PM EASTREN TONIGHT. ENJOY AND TAKE CARE LOVE YA ALWAYS JAMI

What Attracts Women "sexually"
What Attracts Women "Sexually" >I've put together a killer "video starter kit" of some of my very best mind sets, approaches, and techniques for attracting women. I call it "The 77 Laws Of Success With Women And Dating". You can check it out here: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/77Laws/ ONWARD... I'd like to talk about a concept that is rather difficult for most men to "get". Ironically, it's a concept that's rather easy to understand, but because it's so illogical and "counter intuitive" it's also easy to miss entirely. It's understanding what attracts women sexually. And what I'm about to share with you took me literally YEARS to figure out... even though it was right in front of my face the whole time. When I first decided to get this area called "Women and Dating" handled in my own life, I did what I think most guys do... I THOUGHT a lot about it, I READ a lot about it, and I ASKED a lot about it. I've s

3 Tips For Being Cocky & Funny With Women
3 Tips For Being Cocky & Funny With Women >One of the most powerful things I've ever discovered is that women respond incredibly well to the combination of play-arrogance plus good humor... mixed together into what I call "Cocky & Funny". If you'd like to learn the way to use it to create attraction, then go read this: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/CockyComedy/ ***DATING QUESTION FROM READER*** Mr. DeAngelo, Your E-book has made my dating life a complete Cinderella story. The reality that I live in now would just be unimaginable to myself in the mind set I held over a year ago. In high school, I was your typical acne scarred, pasty, out of shape, dungeons and dragons-type shy loser. When I started college, however, I became so determined and focused on doing WHATEVER it takes to completely turn my life around, that things started to change faster than I could imagine. I started working out, eating right, and I started listening to An

Aquarius What Are You
Once you have opened this bulletin, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist. Read your sign, then repost this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign and label, or you'll get bad luck for the number of years stated in your sign description. This is real shit, try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there. VIRGO The Virgin Dominant in relationships and Sexy. Someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Very Caring, Smart, Intellectual and Attractive. Loud and Loyal. Very Easy to talk too. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. The Ultimate in sexiness. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. SCORPIO The sex addict Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict fu

Always Remember
Always remember to forget The things that made you sad But never forget to remember The things that made you glad. Always remember to forget The friends that proved untrue. But don't forget to remember Those that have stuck by you. Always remember to forget The troubles that have passed away. But never forget to remember The blessings that come each day.

Examples Of Approaching Women + Being Cocky & Funny
Examples Of Approaching Women + Being Cocky & Funny >NOTE: There\'s nothing quite as exciting as seeing a beautiful woman that you\'d like to meet, then approaching her, starting a conversation, and walking away with her number and email (or even walking away with HER). If you\'re as fascinated with this part of the \"attraction game\" as I am, then you should take a minute and read THIS: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/ApproachingWomen/ ***QUESTION*** Dear Dave, I bought your book and study it very closely, needless to say Like all your other customers I\'ve been experiencing far more then double my normal dating. But now I\'ve got serious problem that YOUR BOOK DOES NOT TOUCH ON WHATSOEVER. What I need to know is how do I turn then away after they start getting obsessed. I\'m now dating my boss\' daughter and cannot break her little heart and she (9.5) is completely into me. With her I\'m always cockyfunny and she is obsessed with trying

Irishman & Englishman
There's a guy from Ireland driving through Europe and an English guy driving in the opposite direction. In the middle of the night with no other cars on the road they hit each other head on and both cars go flying off in different directions. The Irish fella manages to climb out of his car and Survey the damages. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Jasus, I am really lucky to be alive!" Likewise, the Englishman scrambles out of his car and looks at his wreckage. He too says to himself, "I can't believe I survived this wreck!" The Englishman walks over to the Irishman and says, "Hey man, I think this is a sign from God that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of such rivals." The Irishman thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. Now I'm gonna see what else survived the wreck." So, the Irishman pops open his trunk and finds a full-unopened bottle of Paddy Powers Irish Whiskey. He sa

Not Asking For Much
This is the fairy tale that you should have been reading as little girls! Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can satisfy my needs, prepare and serve my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself: I DON'T F! **ING THINK SO!!!!!

Have A Fun Weekend My Friends
Hope everyone has a good weekend. The kids are out of school mon and tuesday so I might not be on much then. But have a good weekend sweeties.. I am saving all my fun for next weekend at Belles. seems like everytime we make plans something happens so cross your fingers for me. hehe love ya'll.......Lorie Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com

True Friendship
True friendship isn't seen with the eyes, it is felt with the heart. When there is trust, understanding, loyalty, and sharing. True friendship is a rare feeling, but when it is found It has profound impact on our well-being, strength, and character. True friendship does not need elaborate gifts Or spectacular events in order to be valuable or valued. To ensure long-lasting quality and satisfaction, True friendship only needs a few key ingredients: Undying loyalty, unmatched understanding, unsurpassed trust, Deep and soulful secrets, and endless sharing. These ingredients, mixed with personality and a sense of humor, Can make a friendship last a lifetime! This is just a thank you, my friend, for all the wonderful and colorful Special ingredients You've brought to my life!

In His Words...hubby's Accident
Sorry I haven't been around to respond to everyones wonderfull comments or rate your profile pics like I usually do but I was in an accident on tuesday that has left me in a lot of pain so I've been sleeping when I would normally be on here... every ones been asking me what happend and Ive been telling it over and over again so I thought ide post it here for all to read.. My friend and I, the guy whom gives me a ride to work everday, were on our way to work in his truck. We had just been talking about how great the roads were compared to what we had expected, they had been 0really bad the night before on our way home. We were talking about how we should have brought the car instead when we hit a patch of ice commonly refeared to as black ice in these parts cause you really dont see it intell your on it. He started to loose controle and almost regained it only to loose it again. I think i had about 10 differnt things run through my head all at once at the moment I seen we were going

I Am Your Friend
You may not have ever seen me But you know that I am here. You can feel me in your heart As you enter each new day. I will always be there for you I am your friend. Someone to share the good times As well as the bad. I make no judgments by what you say I just listen with my heart and Hope to be of help in anyway I can. I will be there for you now and forever And always please remember I am your friend!

Mardi Gras Party
You have no idea how insane it can be at times, working at a club. If you go clubbing constantly, then you may have a good chance. Have you ever wondered what it would be like looking through the eyes of a bouncer/bartender? Last night, was the first time I was afraid of being bashed into a deh dehdeh (retard in lamen's terms). It started simple enough. One guy shoved another. Then of course it turned into a mid-scale riot of 50 people alone slugging each other. Chairs were thrown, the women screamed, bottles were thrown as well. People were running out with huge gash's on their face from broken bottles. There's a bar in the center of the room, completely surrounded by anger and violence. What could the bouncers do? I suppose we could've taken one for the team, once I started running towards the fight, a stool flies past my head; I'm good...no thanks. We simply stood there waiting for everyone to tire out and then yank them. Finally we had to call the cops, all 15 of them

A Pair Of Irish Ditch Diggers
A pair of Irish ditch diggers were repairing some road damage directly across the street from a house of ill repute. They witnessed a Protestant Minister lurking about, and then ducking into the house. "Would ye look at that, Darby!" said Pat. "What a shameful disgrace, those Protestant Reverends sinning in a house the likes of that place!" They both shook their heads and continued working. A short time later they watched as a Rabbi looked around cautiously and then darted into the house when he was satisfied no one was looking. "Did ya see that, Darby?" Pat asked in shock and disbelief. "Is nothing holy to those Jewish Rabbis? I just cannot understand what the world is coming to these days. A man of the cloth indulging himself in sins of the flesh. T'is a shame, I tell ya!" Not much later a third man, a Catholic Priest, was lurking about the house, looking around to see if any one was watching, then quietly sneaking in. "Oh no, Darby, look!" said Pat,

Yes Its Official
I am fookin hopeless when it comes to stopping smoking, anyway lasted for three days. The place where i work are having a sponsored quit smoking program so i have that and two of the girlies will kick me arse if i smoke after monday, they will bombard me with pink and frilly stuff i have been warned

Poem
This is a poem that my niece that I raised wrote about me hope you all enjoy it as much as I do!!!!! The Best Comments @ COMMENTRELOAD.com My Angel there is an angel in my life whose always looking out for me no matter what situation things could be she has a heart made of gold So loving, kind, and sweet with a smile so warm upon her face it cant be beat with such a kind heart shes so understanding taking time out to listen shes never demanding staying right behind me doing what it takes she knows I'm not perfect i'm gonna make mistakes My angel dont have wings heaven knows she cant fly such a person all her own shes not scared to laugh or cry Always listening with her heart theres no doubt she cares she warms my heart and soul with the love she shares My angels so close to eprfect no one could come near caring with a heart thats true my angel sent from heaven saved me with love aunt Sandi that angel is you! Love Always Marcy (she calls me aunt Sandi my real name is Cassandra so

Meanest Mule. Pic&true
This is almost unbelievable! A couple from Montana were out riding on the range, he with his rifle and she (fortunately) with her camera. Their dogs always followed them, but on this occasion a Mountain Lion decided that he wanted to stalk the dogs (you'll see the dogs in the background watching). Very, very bad decision... The hunter got off the mule with his rifle and decided to shoot in the air to scare away the lion, but before he could get off a shot the lion charged in and decided he wanted a piece of those dogs. With that, the mule took off and decided he wanted a piece of that lion. That's when all hell broke loose... for the lion. As the lion approached the dogs the mule snatched him up by the tail and started whirling him around. Banging its head on the ground on every pass. Then he dropped it, stomped on it and held it to by the throat. The mule then got down on his knees and bit the thing all over a couple of dozen times to make sur

Perfect - Simple Plan
Simple Plan Videos | Video Codes | San Antonio Lofts Hey dad look at me Think back and talk to me Did I grow up according to plan? And do you think I'm wasting my time Doing things I wanna do? But it hurts when you disapprove all along And now I try hard to make it I just want to make you proud I'm never gonna be good enough for you I can't pretend that I'm all right And you can't change me 'Cuz we lost it all Nothing lasts forever I'm sorry I can't be perfect Now it's just too late and We can't go back I'm sorry I can't be perfect I try not to think About the pain I feel inside Did you know you used to be my hero? All the days you spent with me Now seem so far away And it feels like you don't care anymore And now I try hard to make it I just want to make you proud I'm never gonna be good enough for you I can't stand another fight And nothing's alright 'Cuz we lost it all Nothing lasts forever I'm sorry I can't b

An Englishman An Irishman And A Scotsman
An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman were in a pub, talking about their sons "My son was born on St George's Day," commented the Englishman. "So we decided to call him George." "That's a real coincidence," remarked the Scot. "My son was born on St Andrew's Day, so we decided to call him Andrew." "My God that's amazing," said the Irishman. "Exactly the same thing happened with my son Pancake."

Not Here That Often
i come here every now and then,i am not meaning to be so neglectful of you all,you can find me on myspace here is the url,stop by and add me if you have an account.justam not here that often,iprefere myspace. http://www.myspace.com/insanitycreepingup take care everyone

To That Special Someone
To that Special Someone, I'm waiting here for that someone everyday and night. Needing someone to hold me tight. To cheer me up when I'm sad. And make me smile when I'm mad. I need someone that will always care. Someone that will always be there. Even when I'm right or wrong. And always keep me strong. Someone to show me there is no fear. Someone always there and always near. Alwayz helping me to get through. Someone there to say I LOVE YOU. Someone to be there when I'm cold. And always there for me to hold. Someone there for me to think of. Someone there to show me LOVE. *Ahem* Any takers to be that special someone for me?

True Story
Three men were sitting together recounting how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Albania and boasted that he had told his wife she must do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said that it took a couple of days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away. The second man had married a woman from Korea. He said he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results but the next day it was better. By the third day his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married an Irish girl. He said that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he

True Friendship
People today, in all this new world technology and thinking, have lost sight of what a true friendship is. So I thought I would help the world out a little and explain what real, true friends are. 1. Friends don't have to be exactly the same. Friends have similarities but they also have their differences. They key to opening up the world of friendship is not only to expand on similarities but to accept each other's faults. Because you can't ever judge your friend. 2. Friends have to argue! No one likes to but it is necessary to be healthy. Cause if you agree on everything, either the government has expanded cloning subjects or someone isn't being true and is trying a little too hard. 3. You have to be comfortable together or else you just aren't going to click. If you feel edgy around the person then something isn't quite right. 4. Friends love unconditionally. They have there little angry moments but what's done is done and all is forgive and forget. Why let something