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Drivers Make Me Angry
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The Swordsman And Other Such Happenings.
The Swordsman News Story I know. I couldn't believe it either. Still, I couldn't help but feel satisfied in a sense. Two cops, both with guns upstaged by one man with a sword. Fucking A Right! I've always said that a sword never runs out of ammo and it looks like I'm right but then...he vanished and now they want to know who he is and where he came from. Look, your first job as a cop is to BE AWARE OF YOUR FUCKING SURROUNDINGS!!!! If you couldn't be bothered to really look around then that's your loss. Put "mysterious swordsman" in your fucking report and be done with it, ok? You had guns for God's sake...GUNS! You were getting your asses kicked until a dude with a SWORD came along? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Ok, now your only option is to begin sword training. All of you. That's right, SWAT too...gonna need that as a tactical weapon now. Go Highlander, you swine and perhaps you won't get your asses kicked or hey...how about calling for some FU
Grandparents
GRANDPARENTS Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting. ~Author Unknown What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure. ~Gene Perret Grandmothers are just "antique" little girls. ~Author Unknown Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. ~Welsh Proverb A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of the television. ~Author Unknown Never have children, only grandchildren. ~Gore Vidal Becoming a grandmother is wonderful. One moment you're just a mother. The next you are all-wise and prehistoric. ~Pam Brown Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because Grandfathers have only so many horsey rides in them. ~Gene Perret When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. ~Ogden Nash Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see just you all day and now the
Rick James Beeyotch
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Upcoming Bi Guys Play While Gals Watch Cam Show
I am planning to have 3 guys come over to my office on Saturday, 24 February, to fuck my holes on cam starting at 4:00 pm pacific standard time (12 midnightGreenwich Mean Time). If you are not sure what time this will be where you live, check http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/converter.html - i'm in San Francisco. As usual I will be setting up an invite-only conference room in yahoo instant messenger and will turn on my mic so you can watch and listen as well as chat with other viewers - other females (some bi) and couples. Please hit me back if you are interested so I can send you a reminder as we get closer. If you have a cam, we'd love it if you turn your cam on for us. The show is only open to women, tgirls, and couples. You will need to provide me 2 photos of yourself (for couples each photo must include you both) to confirm your elibibility. Absolutely no solo guys! Hit me up here or in yahoo im if you are interested. once you have qualified to view, i will s
What We Had
What We Had By Steven Cook I gave you everything I had to give Is my life over or can I live With these built up emotions and shattered dreams Telling myself, your not that obscene You walked away like you had nothing to lose At that moment I was depressed and confused Your strong and your beautiful, you’ll make it in time Only to realize, wake up and find That the man of your dreams that you had in your grasp Was the man that you had left in your past You’ll soon start to wonder and ask yourself why When the man that your with wipes the tear from your eye He’ll never know the truth about why that tear fell You’ll be sad and depressed and let your mind dwell You’ll think of me often about how I was true And how I should’ve been the one for you Its to late now you my dreams have been shattered One lucky girl will help me put them back together
Best Explanations Of Why
This is one of the best explanations of why God allows pain and suffering that I have seen. It's an explanation other people will understand: A lady went to a beauty shop to have her hair cut and her nails painted and trimmed. As the lady began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects. When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the beautician said : "I don't believe that God exists." "Why do you say that?" asked Sheryl who has MS. "Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn't exist. Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain. I can't imagine a loving God who would allow all of these things." Then Sheryl thought for a moment, but didn't respond because she didn't want to start an argument. The beautician just fi
Woohoo! I'm A Kinky Bastard! Lol
My score on The Kinkyness Test: Kinky bastard!(Grats! You're 88% kinky!)Well well well, you kinky bastard! Most likely you're into some weird shit, which is always great. Consider mailing the author of this test, and keep up the good work ;) Link: The Kinkyness Test (OkCupid Free Online Dating)
I'm Great In Bed
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Go Bears
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Poem(just Check It Out)
"Chance" Speaking the language of fear,Walking with my eyes close Introducing my mind to puzzled thoughts, Forbidding my heart to trust. Denying the truth, Ignoring all mistakes, Creating a chance to run. Loosing myself, Hidding in the shadows, Staying away , Waiting for a chance to breathe. Talking without any sound screaming my pain with my head down speaking my feeling through my eyes giving my soul a chance to cry forgetting yesterday pertecting all thats mine living for today searching for a real place freeing my heart feeling the void in an empty space clearing my mind desperate for a new start stealing my emotions locking up my heart. by:renee weathers March 25,2005
Hot Dark Chocolate
Buttercup, slurp it up! Lacy, tasty, sugar treat, kissy, yummy, oh so sweet! Chocolate creme, candy dream. Luscious nibbles with your lips, little wiggles with your hips! Carmel screams, chocolate dreams. Naughty, hotty... Sweet candy love!
F You Hater
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Warn A Brother
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Weird Al Video (bunch Of Different Songs Crammed Into One Video)
Daily Feast Feb 21/07
King Soloman said that where the tree falls, there it lies. It is done, and we will not raise it up again. But it is what we do from this point forward that makes the difference. Something that seemed so sure turns questionable, and something for which we had little hope sudden;y works out. Regardless of how things appear, they can be totally different - and it is what we do from now on that will make or break us. Moving on does not mean we do not care, it means we will not let it keep us from living fully. ~ Tribe follows tribe, and nation follows nation, like the waves of the sea. It is the order of nature, and regret is useless. ~ SEATTLE - SUQUAMISH "A Cherokee Feast of Days, Volume II" by Joyce Sequichie Hifler ***** Elder's Meditation of the Day - February 21 "Every thing or living being that exists in this world, be it trees, flowers, birds, grasses, rocks, soil of the earth, or human beings, has its unique manner of existence --its essence, its spirit th
Daily Devotional 2/21/07
A Cherokee Feast of Days by Joyce Sequichie Hifler A young Indian boy named Slow was so brave in battle when he was fourteen that he was renamed Sitting Bull. He had a great love for birds and imitated their songs - finally writing songs of his own and chanting them. How many of us have been called slow? If not in one category, then in another. The change comes when we study something we love, doing what comes so naturally that we succeed in an area that was totally unexpected. Never underestimate the power of small beginnings. Sufficiency in all things more often than not begins in small ways. Little ideas and tiny steps evolve into greater accomplishment. Someone said it takes twenty years to become an overnight success, but it only takes seconds to recognize the beginning of one. ~ Let us look forward to the pleasing landscape of the future. ~ CHIEF ROSS -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Elder's Meditation of the Day - Februa
Thought 4 The Day
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You
My heart beats for you, my mind dreams of you. The woman in me craves your touch, I was born for you as you were born for me. In the space of a heartbeat, I felt you in the deepest part of me. My heart beats faster,pulses leap with excitement, palms get sweaty,butterflys take flight. Your voice moves me in a way nothing ever has, Your touch is like fire on my skin branding me for all time. When you are near the world is warm and giving, Take me futher and deeper than I have ever been, as only you can. 3/7/2006
Not So Soft Poem
I stand alone in the still silence, My foes at my feet after endless days. They fought bravely despite the futility. None could stand against my wrath. I struck them down by the score. Punishing blows to their pathetic bodies. They faced me with their pitiful might. Death rained down to strike them dead. I slew many in a furious rage. Too feel their blood on my skin, Hear their screams roaring in my ears. It was like an aphrodisiac to my soul. Urged on to more depraved things. I relished in the bloodlust, As I heard their cries, Realizing that in the end it did not matter. One fight, one battle, one war. I will not be stopped. I will not be denied. Forever in conflict I shall be. It is after all my destiny.
Help Wanted
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If'n I Could Be Anywheres..
If I could be anywhere at the moment, I'd be in that chair over there. It has cushions.
Toxic Desires
I break through the illusion to find you waiting there undone. Prohibited to walk on grass that belongs to a princess; I tread silently across the dawn of forbidden dreams. Ignoring the warning signs that continue to flash within this unkempt sphere, I continue to touch what is placed before me. Stroking the flesh of manhood and breathing in the toxic fumes of desire; Fingertips tracing every need that surfaces from beyond my existence. We paint pictures of lust and passion across the backbone of no return, whilst she waits sleeping in a different corner of your world.
I Can't Read
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Why?
why am i all of a sudden just so fucking horny. it's like i want to fuck so badly. i mean i am usually horny but not this much. and on here there is one particular person i am just dying to have kinky, hot, rough, sensual sex with. and thinking about it is just making me worse
Wrap Dat Willy
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Guardian Angel
She is a warm summers afternoon that brings a smile to my day. She is like a sweet peach. She is tough like a steel-toed boot, and can handle any job. Any songs about friends whould remind you of her. She is as tough as steel, but she has her soft sides. She doesn't need a car, because she is my guardian angel with wings. She doesn't live in another time period beacuse she live her life day to day. She is the sound of rain-drops hitting a tin roof, that calms you down after a hard and depressing day. She brings you love, joy, and tears. She is like a valley with wide open fields, where she runs free and never lets anyone or anything hold her back. She is like the blue sky all around watching out for me. She is a dear and loving friend, I love you for always being there. 3/9/2006
Chains Of Love
Soft shadows on the wall mimic as we rise and fall, thrown from candles here and there, light within our lovers' lair, animal pleasure scents the room eyes speak of lust abloom, hands slide and grasp and seek mouths kiss and bite and wreak havoc on the sweet flesh above and whisper promises, chains of love, sweet release has come to call, and in tandem sigh, we sprawl wrapped in each other's quivering limbs; in the candlelight shivering.
Angels Unaware
When I'm depressed, and feeling low. And I've gone as far as I can go. I ask myself, what will I do? That's when God sends you to me. We have someone, or so they say, To watch over us day by day. You help me more than words can say, And keep me going along the way. For those out there who don't believe, In angels unaware. Have truly never had the joy, Of meeting someone who really cares. You've been my strength, when I was weak, My joy when I am sad. And someday when this life is over, A crown awaits for you I'm sure. So thanks for all the love, And kindness that you shown. And hope the looking after me, Was not such a terrible load.
Damnit
I fucked myself in the stash tonight,,,,lol... I had a shit load of em done an come to find out they were SUPER SUPER small so mama had to delete each an every1 one of them,,, to those who rated I am sorry for wasting your time.... But If I am gonna do the work and all,,, I'd like for the picture to at least be a good size so ya'll can see... Anyways I hope ya aint to mad,,, kisses an huggess!!!
Busy Tonight
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Amidst Tousled Sheets
I lie in bed, amidst my tousled sheets, they rub deliciously over my hot skin. I let hands trail, lazily... and in my mind's-eye I see you, reaching for me, tracing my pulsing body... Your tongue traces the inked lines on my back, and I cannot stop the shivers, which run down my spine, nor do I want to. My breasts are full in my hands, nipples tight, and I can feel the wetness slide between my legs, where I wish you were. I slip a finger into my mouth, a poor substitute for what I really want, and then let my hand drift... to tease my moist lips, I writhe and moan, in those tousled sheets and work magic, with my fingers... Incoherent, whispered cries escape me as I arch my back and come in lonely ecstasy... I lie in bed, and think of you.
Bff 4 Life
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Whats Your Fav???
Im a german beer lover. i enjoy lots of good beer from all over the world but my favorites ( becks warsteiner spaten) came from germany.
Sordid Sweetness[ Adult]warning Language
Sordid Sweetness Leather meets flesh resounding sweetness moans play like music to the master's ears obedience earns delight and torturous pleasures entreaties of fullfillment cry out loudly in the air legs spread by a bar slick lips embrace the pulsating shaft harder, deeper, faster, break me, fill me, fuck me fast and steady slow and teasing balls slapping ass, hands gripping hips bodies trying to merge to one delightful fun! fast and steady slow and teasing panting ragged breaths fuck me, fuck me I'm gonna cum slave cries for mercy master gives none pounds away harder until both are undone and spewing sordid sweetness for each other.
Sexy Is Back
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What Hurts The Most
is knowing he will never be there for u like he was once be4
Eye Thingy.
I want to poke you in the eye.... but then I'd have to touch it. And that's just gross.
Pluto
He wanted to help type...
Depressed
I JUST WANTED TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT HAS BEEN A PART OF MY PREGNANCY IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER....I HAD A MISCARRIAGE. I AM TRYING TO COPE WITH IT THE BEST I CAN...BUT IT'S HARD. I HAVE A GREAT MAN THAT IS TRYING TO HELP ME AS MUCH AS HE CAN...I LOVE YOU BABY!!! LOVE YOU ALL, SAM
I'm 33% Virgin
Here's the deal...Start with 100% and minus 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as your _83_% virgin. 1. Smoked. 2. Drank alcohol. 3. Cried when someone died. 4. Been drunk. 5. Had sex. 6. Been to a concert. 7. Given a handjob/gotten a handjob. 8. Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob. 9. been verbally or sexually harrased. 10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. 11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. 12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. 13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before. 14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. 15. Been to homecoming. 16. Cried at school. 17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. 18. Went streaking. 19. Given or received a lap dance 20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. 21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. 22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. 23. Kissed a stranger. 24. Hugged a stranger 25. Went scuba diving. 26. Driven a car. 27. Gotten an x-ray.
A-b-c-s-e-x
Always at the earliest Beginning; time stops, Ceases to be and is stilled. Death comes in that instant, Eschewing normalcy, Favoring the rush, the high. Gentle caresses partner with Hot emotions and tangled limbs. In the same moment is birth. Juxtaposed with it's opposite; Knights of the same master, Loyal to their duties. Moanings and croonings Nebulously spread Over the twain. Pleasure is hunted; Quarry of they. Reality fades, a pinpoint afar. Shuddering in need, desire Taking and giving Unfettered release. Victory resembles defeat; Weak bodies in a heap. Xenogamy completed Yearnings hit their Zenith.
Drunk Teletubbies
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Childhood Memories
Looking back at my life I often wonder if I could do it all over again, would I? Would those choices and decision be the same and would it really be worth it? Choices we make in life mold us to what we are. Some good, some bad and lets face it, some we can’t remember. Recalling my childhood haunts me. Causing dreams and memories to come flooding forth, covering me in sorrow and heartbreak. Leaving me to wonder why, why would a person’s life be so harsh, so disturbed. I use to often wonder if there was a God, a higher power, how could he set back and watch a life be tested to such vast extremes. Surprisingly my spirit never broke. Appears my will to survive my loved ones was stronger. Thinking back to those early years I see sadness and despair. What do you see? It’s not normal, not safe. I was so hungry, hungry for love and acceptance. A little attention to know I was alive, but that was asking for too much. How can you be loved when the one who is to give that love, doesn’t
Contest Closed Winners To Be Announced In A Few !!
I HAVE CLOSED THE MENS SEXY BOOTY CONTEST AND WILL ANNOUNCE THE 3 WINNERS IN JUST A LITTLE BIT AND GET PRIZES OUT TO EVERYONE IF NOT TONIGHT WITHIN THE NEXT FEW DAYS ;-)!!
Words,hate Or Love
Words, echoing in the wind, fall on me. Tenderly caressing my saddened soul, they hold my heart with sweet emotion's care and wash pain away with healing grace. As new vocabulary comes to me, expression of past events is possible. Where a blank void in my mind existed, a lit pathway appears before my steps. All that threatened to destroy my being, now is given a voice as silence goes. The torment that created many tears is being drowned by the freedom of speech. Shuddering, I faintly hear evilness. It lies in the back of my mind, haunting. Demeaning names struggle for a fresh breath. Promises of death eagerly await. Yet, the new language I am learning grows. Each day, each hour, each minute, it grows. Fading is the language of hate I learned, forcefully, unwillingly, painfully. As I hear syllables of hope and love, my ears tingle with excitement and smile. The unfamiliar tune refreshes me, brings rainbow's promises to my future. At last, destiny is n
Brute Technicality Tables
In this life there are times where you can not hold mercy for those who have never shown it themselves. Against our own beliefs and feelings and morals we must at times contradict our values and set forth a table. A table which will be turned onto our guests and company we invited. We each have a table of our lives. As we take place at the head of that table we have before us a great many of seats. Some empty, some half there, some occupied by the ones we choose to have at the remainder of the evening. Tables may be joined to one another and sometimes a chain of tables and parties conjure at the same time. Inlocking, weaving and a whole jumble of masses, everyone is in control of one table. You are able to leave your table....the party along that stays seated will control it while youa re gone. There are no rules as to how long you may go or return. There are no rules saying that you even have to stay at one table for any length of time. However once you have excused someone from yo
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Friends
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALL MY FRIENDS , FANS N FAMILY FOR ALL THE LOVE THAT YOU HAVE SHOWN ME. I LOVE YA :) PEACE AND LOVE TO ALL :)
The Best Moments In Life
1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing till your stomach hurts. 3. Enjoying a ride down the ocuntry side. 4. Listening to your favorite song on the radio. 5. Going to sleep listening to the rain pouring outside. 6. Getting out of the shower and wrapping yourself with a warm, fuzzy towel. 7. Passing your final exams with good grades. 8. Being part of an interesting conversation. 9. Finding some money in some old pants. 10. Laughing at yourself. 11. Sharing a wonderful dinner with all your friends. 12. Laughing without a reason. 13. "Accidentally" hearing someone say somthing good about you. 14. Watching the sunset. 15. Listening to a song that reminds you of an important person in your life. 16. Receiving or giving your first kiss. 17. Feeling this movement in your body when seeing this "special" someone. 18. Having a great time with your friends. 19. Seeing the one you love happy. 20. Wearing the shirt of a person you love and smelling his/her perfume. 21. Visiting an old
Friends
ok how out there think i'm a sweet haert or sexy if you are saying yes will you are right.if you need a friend when your down i'm here for you i will make you feel so much batter when your done talking to me.
Is It Karma?
Seems like some people I know are having bad days. I know a lot of people don't read blogs. But if you are reading this one and wanna share. Please do. ~~Timmy~~~
Murphy's Law Of The Military
Murphy's law of the Military 1.Friendly fire - isn't. 2. Recoilless rifles - aren't. 3. Suppressive fires - won't. 4. You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note. 5. A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down. 6. If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid. 7. Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you. 8. If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike. 9. If you are forward of your position, your artillery will fall short. 10. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself. 11. Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself. 12. Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder. 13. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush. 14. The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack. 15. The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: a. When they're ready. b. When you're not. 16. No OPLAN ever survives initial contact. 17. There is no such
Sorry Folks.
i've had my hair cut. deal with it. that is all.
Hey Everyone
Add yourself to my guestbook guys! Love ya!
How The Heck
When push at the end even though its about money when its about her when its about family when its about popularity everything but you pretty much always Now I'm happy Got some rest Maybe I'm gettin old 26 isn't 50 Yet being single gets me that way Funny cause others they feel trapped Loneliness just bugs me Since I'm writing how I feel I feel happy Urgh..gross! ~Timmy~
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Broken
My heart is broke like glass shattering to the floor. I fall to my knees gasping for air, but no air,no more. The room spins as I go face down My heart is broken into a million pieces,luaghter of people all around. lights flashing no sight to see, tears of sadnes My heaert breaks once more.......................
Broken
My heart is broke like glass shattering to the floor. I fall to my knees gasping for air, but no air to breathe. The room spins around and around. My heart is broken into a million pieces,luaghter of people all around. lights flashing no sight to see, tears of sadnes My heaert breaks once more.......................
Good By!
GOOD BY CHERRY TAP!
Over 40 And Sexy Mens Contest Results !!!
Over 40 and sexy mens contest Contest has ended. Here are the entrants and the order in which they finished. Also listed are the prizes they earned friends and tens 6345 comments Rolex romantic dinner The Crow 4230 comments Mens Bracelet romantic dinner dragonlord 660 comments Mens bracelet bad4u 102 comments romantic dinner rg 50 comments Yellow rose I want to thank everyone that entered and everyone that showed them all love by commenting. You all teamed up to make this contest a huge success which enabled me to give some great prizes.
Over 40 And Sexy Ladies Contest Results!!!!
Over 40 and sexy ladies contest Contest has ended. Here are the order in which they placed and the prizes given seabreeze 26,317 comments Porsche Romantic Dinner develish5758 25,274 comments Porsche Dozen Roses sweetlady_tx 3950 comments silver Motorcycle Dozen Roses di 2109 comments dozen roses Tiacinders 2018 comments Dozen Roses maria 410 comments Red Rose angelina975 17 comments Red Rose I want to thank everyone that entered and everyone that showed them all love by commenting. You all teamed up to make this contest a huge success which enabled me to give some great prizes.
Urs And Urs Only
1.)How many times a day would you kiss me? 2.)How many times a day would you just want to hold me? 3.)Would you take me places? 4.)Would you love me? 5.)If we went out on a date would you have me pay for it? 6.)Would you take me anywhere special? 7.)If I was sick... what would you do? 8.)If we had sex...what would you do afterwards? 9.)If one of my friends tried to get with you what would you do? 10.)Would you tell me? 11.)Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? 12.)Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? 13.)Would you care about what I wore when we go out? 14.)Would you go to the club with me? 15.)If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? 16.)If someone tried to fight with me in front of you what would you do? 17.)If a girl/guy tried to talk or dance with you at the club what would you do? 18.)Would you give me your myspace password? 19.)If I gav
Police Quotes
Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? " "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?" "Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, .. did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?" "Warning! You want a warning? OK, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey poop." "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven." "Just how big we
"me."
A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. "Hello." "Is your daddy home?" he asked. "Yes," whispered the small voice. May I talk with him?" The child whispered, "No." Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" "Yes." "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "No." Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?" "Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer. Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" "No, he's busy", whispered the child. "Busy doing what?" Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered
% Virgin
Here's the deal...Start with 100% and minus 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as your __% virgin. 1. Smoked. 2. Drank alcohol. 3. Cried when someone died. 4. Been drunk. 5. Had sex. 6. Been to a concert. 7. Given a handjob/gotten a handjob. 8. Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob. 9. been verbally or sexually harrased. 10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. 11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. 12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. 13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before. 14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. 15. Been to homecoming. 16. Cried at school. 17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. 18. Went streaking. 19. Given or received a lap dance 20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. 21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. 22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. 23. Kissed a stranger. 24. Hugged a stranger 25. Went scuba diving. 26. Driven a car. 27. Gotten an x-ray.
Bad Day!
so i found out some shit today that just crushed me. I am not going to say what it was because of OPSEC regulations. I am hurting so badly right now! i thought it was bad enough before. but DAMNIT! As if having to find our puppies a place to stay until we move on post, we BOTH find this shit out today. But hey, that's part of being an ARMY wife. but not just any Army wife, A RAKKASAN WIFE!!! I am strong. I can get through this. I knew it was going to be stressful when i said "I Do." I am not bitching, i am VENTING! there is a difference. but anyways. Now my time is crunched. So if i am not on much after 1700 Central time, DO NOT BITCH TO ME!! I am going to be spending as much time as i can with my husband and our dogs. HOOAH!!!
10 Inches Of Snow
A lady went on vacation to the Caribbean. Upon arriving, she met a black man and after a night of passionate love making she asked him, "What is your name?" "I can't tell you" the black man said. Every night they met and every night she asked him again what his name was and he always responded the same, he can't tell her. On her last night there she asked again, "Can you please tell me your name?" "I can't tell you my name because you will laugh at me." said the black man. "There is no reason for me to laugh at you," the lady said. "Fine, my name is Snow!" the black man replied. The lady burst into laughter and the black man got mad and said, "I knew you would make fun of it". The lady replied, "I'm not making fun of you. I'm thinking of my husband who won't believe me when I tell him that I had 10 inches of Snow every day in the Caribbean !"
Compter Stuff
i spend some of my evenings on this thing looking at profiles and rating them. i find myself wondering how they are able to do to their sights what they do. i wish i could make my site look as good as some of the ones that i have see.
If You Pleasure To Know...
You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.Biting75%Bondage75%Blind Folds67%Chains/Handcuffs58%Whips50%Blood0%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com
Up Close And Coochie!!
Wow! I write erotica, which some would call porn. Whatever! I thought I had seen it all. But it just goes to prove that you haven't seen shit when it comes to the internet. Some chick posted a shot of her cooch...close-up, to boot! Hey, I'm all for expression, but make sure what you're expressing is worth it. Her cooch looked like it had a sore or pimple on one of her nether lips. She had shaved, but not in awhile...which brings to me to this. Get rid of the stuble if you're gonna put it out there for all to see. I've seen tons of gratuitous tit shots, but gratuitous pussy shots? One of her other pictures was a full shot of her. Again, that's cool unless your tits are hanging 10. Hers looked like socks with oranges in them. Not a pretty site folks.
Red Neck Letter
Dear Billy Joe Bob, I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your Pa read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 minutes of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address. This place is really nice. I even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it works so well, though, Last week I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain, we haven't seen it since. The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days and the second time for four days. About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Bubba said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and you
You
You are everything I've always sought, With me in my every deed and thought. Together I always want us to be, For everyone, the entire world to see. Hold my hand and never let me go, Look at me with love so easy to show. Brighten my darkness with your light, How I feel is so suddenly right. Your heart so longingly calling out, Filling me with joy and making me shout. At the top of my lungs I yell and scream, Lucky enough to have found my dream. I hope that you truly feel the same, And smile at just the thought of my name. Because in the end one thing is true, For now and forever I will always love you.
Today I Am...
So yeah I figured out that today I am even more of a ninja. Don't ask. Lol. Let's just say that it involved throwing things at peoples feet. No not bnoisemakers! Though it could cause screaming, heh. Drive-line is out, ready to undo the tranny and engine and get the swap done...if it warms up tomorrow. Until then grab a tree after getting airborn, and kicking off of another tree without landing/touching the ground once airborn. I call it the "Tree hugging hippy ninja" ~Mac-dono
Let's Face It; The Whole Reason For A Us 'surge' In Iraq Is An Attempted 'resurgence' Of Bush's Self- And 'presidential' Esteem.
* * Please Rate This Blog * * * * * Please Rate This Blog * * * * * Please Rate This Blog * * * The Rec Report Wednesday, 21 February 2007 Oedipus Bush Let's face it; the whole reason for a US 'surge' in Iraq is an attempted 'resurgence' of Bush's self- and 'presidential' esteem. Cheney's comments today make this all too clear. The reason for refusing coitus interruptus ("pulling out") has to do with "honour"-i.e., a manly reputation. The success of the 'insurgence' provoked a 'resurgence' for combating what Cheney called today "the perception of weakness" by the enemy, which includes not only terrorists and insurgents, but all of Bush and Cheney's critics, especially the Democrats and their activist base. With Blair's Britons pulling out soon only the Americans have their manly members in a jam. This is even worse than having to ask for directions in a strange town. The humiliation is overwhelming. All that remains is for Bush to realize that he has
Aggravation! Venting!
i'm on a roll tonight...everything and everyone are insanley getting on my nerves...i literally can't stand the sound or sight of any fuckin human being speaking to me or looking at me today...maybe it's because i had to deal with annoying patients who just feel sorry for themselves..yeah they are sick but come on...how much compasion can you have for a human being...some of them just look for sympathy...all they want is attention and to be noticed...i've never seen such a bunch of cry baby's...who bitch and moan and demaned things on top of all that behavoir...i'm starting to believe the most craziest people live in brooklyn..new york...these people are just fuckin psychotic...they need psychiatric help not medical!i say if your crazy fine! but keep your madness to yourself...donot! i repeat donot involve strangers or staff members...actually don't involve your own family into your hell! if you need help ask for it properly but don't just unload and demand things because your insane a
Understanding The Reason...
I am sure that all of you have heard the saying... "People come into your life for a REASON, a SEASON or a LIFETIME." Well, some thoughts on what that means... When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow
Am I Obligated?
So recently my mom set me up with her co-workers stepson, Brian... He seemed nice so after talking on the phone with him a few times I met him. He took me out to a nice restaurant and then for a couple drinks afterward. I was thinking it was going well! But then.. I don't know but he started putting the moves on... STRONG! He started trying to hold my hand and kiss me before we left the martini bar... I was a bit buzzed (ok mildly drunk lol) and so I let him, thinking ok whatever... Well for one... he kissed me like he was kissing his grandmother. I don't like weak ass kissing.. but at the same time I don't want to be mauled lol... It just didnt do it for me. So he took me back to my place and immediatly got out to go up to my house.. At this point I'm drunk and I honestly just want to go inside and go to bed. He invites himself inside. I don't want to seem like a total biatch... So we went inside. I got out a totally non-romantic, non sexy dvd (the movie Supersize Me) and put
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Email Them With A Pic Of Me
Take a pic from here any of them and be sure its a good one and send to sesubmissions@playboy.com Telling them you are nomminating me for a playmate, please kisses Alyse
Work...
If you don’t know what it is, call it an ‘issue’… If you don’t know how it works, call it a ‘process’… If you don’t know whether its worth doing, call it an ‘option’… If you don’t know how it could possibly be done call it a ‘challenge’ or an ‘exciting opportunity’… If you want to confuse people, ask them about ‘customers’… If you don’t know how to do something, ‘empower’ someone else to do it for you… If you can’t take decisions, ‘create space’ for others to operate… If you need a decision, call a ‘workshop’ to ‘network’ and ‘ground the issue’, followed by an ‘away day’ to ‘position the elephant in the room’ and achieve ‘buy-in’… Never criticize or boast, call it ‘information sharing’… Never call something a failure or mistake, its a ‘positive learning experience’… Never argue, have an ‘adult conversation’… Here are some helpful ways to get along at the workplace... If you can’t get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights… A pat on t
Things You Learn - Or Should...
After a while..... You learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul. Souls are not made to be chained, but hands are made to be held, and these are two things that are quite different. You learn love does not mean leaning on someone else's shoulder of companionship, does not mean security, and you understand that presents are not promises and kisses are not contracts. You learn love is something that you cannot describe until you are in it, and even then it's indescribable. You learn to accept your defeats with your head held high and your eyes wide open, learning from and embracing each and every one with the grace of a woman, not the grief of a child. You learn to build your life's roads on the rock of your wisdom today, because tomorrow's trails forged through sand will surely fail with such frail foundations, so easily erased by the winds of the world and sands of time. You learn to build your heart's home on a foundation of rock, becau
Only A Bug, Honey
A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man's penis off. Angrily, she tossed it ! out the car window. Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter. The little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then flew off. Surprised, the daughter asked her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?" Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replied, "It....it was only a bug, Honey." The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment said.... "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"
Its Humpday Blah
Well, Its humpday..and i'm borred.. plus.. I just finished watching heroes.. man it was goooooooood! lol Now on to dresden files.. before work.. I rarely read any bulletins anymore.. well some like An-g's but the rest.. are cannon fodder. lmao see ya I decided to do nothing on my bday and buy something at Fry's !!
Six Quickie's
QUICKIE #1 One day, Jay Dini came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went fishing. QUICKIE #2 A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!" The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get the hell out." QUICKIE #3 Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband. QUICKIE #4 A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters: 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' "Can you read this?" the optician asked. "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy." QUICKIE #5 Mother Superior called all the nuns tog
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The Silent Treatment
The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM.â? He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
25 Signs You've Grown Up
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a plane is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@.. kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps. 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beg
Wtf!
GOD! i'm so sick of winey mother fuckers....complaining about how fucked up their life is and how fuckin depressed they are...so here's some advise...if you feel lonley and can't seem to shake off that feeling that nobody loves you...well that means 1. they most likely don't because,your an annoying,wineing bastard and 2. well there is no two lol...get your ass up from the couch and go make some fuckin friends...even if you don't like them...try! show them and yourself that,your not pathetic...that you can be fun and really have a life...stop feeling sorry for yourself cause no one gives a flying fuck...trust me i know...and no i'm not the loser here either! grow a pair of balls or tits and become a person,not some fuckin bloated,ugly,sack of human shit waiting to evolve into the next fuckin species...your ass still won't be cool then...make an effort and do something about it...fuckin lie if you have too lol...people are all full of shit...it's a fact! the ones who admit it atleast ha
Do You Ever??
......FELT SO MUCH BUT CAN'T FIGURE EXPRESS IT VERY WELL. ..... SEEN A PICTURE OF A PERSON WHO YOU KNOW YOU KNOW~~ KINDA DEJA VU. ..... MET A PERSON SO SPECIAL YOU REALLY FEEL THAT YOU ARE "PLAYING" THEM EVEN THOUGH REALLY AREN'T. ..... THAT YOU FEEL THAT YOU REALLY WANT TO GIVE SOME ONE ADVICE BUT THEY ARE NOT READY FOR IT. ..... WANNA JUST SIT ON A WARM BEACH AND WONDER WHY. .....WANNA BE FREE OF ALL RESTRAINTS ..... WANNA BE RESTRAINED. .....JUST WANNA BE 10 YEARS OLD AGAIN. ..... WANNA JUST BE 90 SITTING IN YOUR ROCKER WITH YOUR TRUE LOVE NEXT TO YOU. ..... WANNA JUST BE WILD ..... JUST WANTED THIS BLOG TO END??? DAN
Will You Please
will you please rate and bomb this pic as much as you can? this is my first contest that I promoted myself in...Please????Pretty please with sugar on top with some cherries and whipcream andmaybe even a little hot fudge? please? Click the link below to vote and comment
A Day In The Life Of!
So, yesterday I was running some errands. While I was leaving Rite Aid, I heard someone say, "Hey. Belladonna." I turned to see if I knew who it was. I didn't. It turned out to be Keith and Jochem from the band Caputo. They told me that they messaged me a while back and also sent me their CD but it got returned. They had a copy in the car and got it for me. Normally, I do not have time to listen to music that people send to me or give to me when they see me, but Keith and Jochem were really nice, down to earth, and not pushing their music down my throat. I really respected that, so I listened to it. I like it a lot. I think Keith has a great voice and the music is definately something I can listen to, this CD is going in my iPOD. But before I get to far, I thought this was cute. Keith told me that he REALLY liked my feet and I got excited and asked if he wanted to see my blue toes! He did! He e-mailed me later and told me that it made his year that I showed him my toes! I love guys wit
New Entry
Sorry yall im just new to this freakin site soo it might take me awhile too fix my site all up soo More later yall MMFWCL..
Boredness And The Girl Issue
yup. boredness fucking sux. cuz im bored. and i got nothing to do. and all the hot girls that im talking to down here are taken. and all the ones that i have no idea how to talk to arent taken and its seriously pissing me off. why is it that i can talk to the taken ones but not the single ones? fuck that shit. its stupid. lol
Something To Do
the path that i lead ... has seemed to end at your side again... infatuation? could it be? i didnt realize the truth that was once said to me .. darkness is i ... destiny in devotion.. eager to run my fingers all over your body... taste what you have inside... sit here in a state of confusion ... backbiting all that i have said... the altercation that once was our love, sex life... try to believe that we are meant for one and other... i want to stay with you my love... embrace your rage, your suffering... make me feel your wrath .. i want it all ... misery is not what i feel when your inside of me... erotic feelings you leave with me.. i am your seductive mistress.. lucid dreams of you and your bondage... you feel upon my throat.. stimulate all my senses.. the feeling of your steaming sweat that drips off your body onto mine... i moan only for a moment... then the screams of pleasure reveal themselves.... expose your evil side to me...dont waste one everlasting moment contemplating if
Cigarettes And Tampons
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much! cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own ....... so does she. (I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)
Marriage Seminar
MARRIAGE SEMINAR While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Judy listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes." He addressed the man, "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?" Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?
19 Hours And Counting...
I've been without 11s. I'm starting to get angry. I used all mine before midnight, and it's now 6pm. I really would think they would reset me by now. Gr. Argh.
Understanding Women
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.
Love
why in the hell do we go and go and go but we never take the time to get to know who we are with then when every thing goes to hell we then start to care...... but then when every thing is cool again or we think it is cool we are back to 1..... we never get past 2.... so why is love sooooooooo damn hard i mean we all have some one we care about but we don't know what they are thinking and we don't ask. well that is all for now just had to get that off my chest
Please Se The Bi%ch In The Kitchen....
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now...because this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train...because we're going down the tracks." The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train ... but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say... "All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She heard her little darling contin
Going To Scream
ugh. i have no life. i did a 12 hour clinical shift, work 9 hours tomorrow, and school all day friday and work all friday night and sat night. plus i have homework due monday for midterms going to scream or have a breakdown wish me the best- catching up on homework
Old Man
Old Man An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end to shield themselves. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alliga
Zodiac
Aquarius You are very random, changing moods everyday. You are very genuine, and you like to do a lot sexually. When you find something that you like, you like it a lot and want your lover to like it too. Ideally you like to find a partner who is as into sex as you are. You want a lover who is just as independent as you are and you like an equal amount of give and take in the sack. Sex matches: Aries, Gemini, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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7 Kinds Of Sex
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. OOPS. Don't forget the 7t
Contest Closing Soon
i will close the contest in about an hour and then i will announce winners and all
Contest Closing Soon
i will close the contest in about an hour and then i will announce winners and all
Contest Closing Soon
i will close the contest in about an hour and then i will announce winners and all
Dictionary
Alisha -- [adjective]:Insatiable to the point of crazy 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com
Un-break My Heart
Don't leave me in all this pain Don't leave me out in the rain Come back and bring back my smile Come and take the tears away I need your arms to hold me now The nights are so unkind Bring back those nights when I held you beside me 1 - Un-break my heart Say you'll love me again Undo this hurt you caused When you walked out the door And walked outta my life Un-cry these tears I cried so many nights Un-break my heart My heart Take back that sad word good-bye Bring back the joy to my life Don't leave me here with these tears Come and kiss this pain away I can't forget the day you left Time is so unkind And life is so cruel without you here beside me Repeat 1 Don't leave me in all this pain Don't leave me out in the rain Bring back the nights when I held you beside me Un-break my heart Say you'll love me again Undo this hurt you caused When you walked out the door And walked outta my life Un-cry these tears I cried so many, many nights Un-break
Idiots
There is this idiot i know..Shes a total slut, fucks around on her man all the time, and now she thinks shes coming down here to get MY man..Well, if she even thinks about showing up on my doorstep, shes dead! I dont care if shes drags that fugly ass kid of her with her she best step off.
I'm Almost Fed Up!
I know theres other that feel me on this. Got my ex breathing down my neck, using my son as a means of getting to me. Hes really starting to get under my skin. And I do love..he gave me the most precious thing I have, my son. But unfortunately he does NOT care about Cristian as much as he should. He always says hes going to get a job. Things fell apart between us after we won a lot of money. Then when he ran out of money I helped him. I never said anything when he stole my bank card and to this day I give him money. Im tired of taking care of two children, ya know?? And sometimes I cant say no. I havent found anyone to make me feel special in the meantime. Not anyone close anyways. I feel doomed...QUICK I need an e-slap across the face!!!
Anything You Want For 50 Bucks...
An older gentleman is sitting in a bar when a beautiful young woman walks up to him and whispers in his ear, "I'll do anything you want for 50 bucks." He immediately puts his drink down and begins frantically going through his pockets. He pulls out a cumbled up ten, two five's, a twenty and ten ones. He thrusts the wadded up money into the woman's hand and says, "Here...paint my house."
Need Help....
This Sat is the first phase of me becoming a police officer. A major 4 hr exam. I gotta be there at 10am. Im majorly worried
Patrick's 10-speed Bicycle.
For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike"
Deep Thoughts
Deep thoughts… Is there another word for synonym? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? If quitters never win and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while your ahead"?! How much deeper would the oceans be without sponges? Five out of four people have trouble with fractions. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway. Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him - Is he still wrong?
Fanning
Hey what is this BS people why are you telling people that you will fan them if your not going to then don't say that you are. It is not fair and you all know it. Because I have fanned 224 people and only 40 of them have fanned me back. What is wrong with
One More Day..to My Beautiful Daughter
Just for this morning, I am going to smile when I see your face and laugh when I feel like crying. Just for this morning, I will let you choose what you want to wear, and smile and say how perfect it is. Just for this morning, I am going to step over the laundry, and pick you up and take you to the park to play. Just for this morning, I will leave the dishes in the sink, and let you teach me how to put that puzzle of yours together. Just for this afternoon, I will unplug the telephone and keep the computer off, and sit with you in the backyard and blow bubbles.. Just for this afternoon, I will not yell once, not even a tiny grumble when you scream and whine for the ice cream truck, and I will buy you one if he comes by. Just for this afternoon, I won't worry about what you are going to be when you grow up, or second guess every decision I have made where you are concerned. Just for this afternoon, I will let you help me bake cookies, and I won't stand over you trying to fix the
Should Have Stayed In Bed
The guy who hit my car this morning was lucky I already had coffee. I waved him off, after the idot rear ended me at a red light- there was no damage, and I was in a hurry. Starbucks saved another day! Though, I should have taken this for an omen... At the Mayo Clinic (no Keno- I didn't order a sandwhich!) I spent 45 minutes listening to the genetics counselor give me a crash course in 7th grade biology and 8th grade anatomy... I realize I may have passed with D's but that's simply because I'm too smart for school, damn it.. and I got bored. I know how DNA works! That lecture really tested my patience and my ability to harness my A.D.D. Next I was escorted down the hall where I was to have blood drawn. An impossible feat- even on my best day... I warned the technican that it would be difficult, and if she could swallow her pride and her need to stroke her ego- simply get her senior lab monkey to do the job- it would be less stressful. Yeah... she didn't listen... spent 5 minutes of
Choosing A Wife
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for
I Hate It, But Ti's So True. Lol!!!
Poof
The first blonde rubs the lamp and the genie magically appears. "Since there are three of you, I will give each one of you a wish," replies the genie. The first blonde thinks for a few minutes and says," I want to be 25% smarter." *POOF!* The blonde turns into a lovely redhead. The second blonde in amazement says, "Well, I want ot be 50% smarter." *POOF* The blonde turned into a beautiful brunette. The third blonde says, " I want to be 50% dumber." *POOF* She turns into a man.
My Heros! (im Nuts) My Facinations!
"Edgar Allan Poe" "Elizabeth Bathory" "Joseph Merrick a.k.a. The Elephant Man" "Queen Elizabeth I" "Jeffery Dahmer" "Albert Fish" "David Berkowitz aka Son of Sam" "The Zodiac Killer" "Jack The Ripper" "Emily Dickenson" "Theodore Robert Bundy a.k.a. Ted Bundy" "Hello Kitty" "Joey Jordison"
Say Hi
say hi to me im bored or add me on yahoo tattoo_daddy22
Sex Education
You have a sexual IQ of 138 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Military Wives (you Rock This Is For You)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZEb5Ohry1Q
Check It Out..funny
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1171988242/Gay_Top_Gun
You Know I Love Ya Right?
My cute foot is in a tattoo contest! that is on miss hazels page :D... so please stop by and drop some comments please... :D xoxoxo... luv ya all... ♥Ellie Click on the picture to vote! Thank you :D xoxoxoxo
Just Wish
Just wish, I'd taken the time, To trace your smile, With my fingertips, And memorized, The contours of your face... Just wish, I'd taken the time, To listen to the way, Your voice sang, When you spoke. Just wish, I could capture, All the moments, We spent together, In a bottle, And pull them out, When I was beginning, To feel blue...
This Orgasm Is Slow,long & Sweet [ Erotic ]adult
I would bring you into my room, the small and ugly room I live in here, bring you inside and lock the door. I would take your clothes from your body; not slowly, not even romantically, but with the urgency of need. With the curtains closed, I would blindfold you and tie your hands and feet to the bed struts. This bed is so narrow there is no room for two to move, and it is scarcely long enough for your height, but I place cushions under your heels to make you comfortable and put a second pillow under your thighs. I do not even remove my own clothes, yet. I am afraid that without my clothes I would lose all control and make love to you immediately. But time has been too long for that, time far too long without you. I want to savour your body as long as possible, before you experience mine. Instead, I straddle your chest with my half-clothed legs, my body facing away from you as I admire your penis. Your skin is so soft, and the
Thank You
thank you for everyone who is prayin for me
Tattoo
i'm going with my friend right now to get her tattoo. she just threw up. lol. hopefully she'll be ok. i'll be home tomorrow. show me lots of love
Here Ya Go Twat
THIS BEAUTIFUL SONG IS JUST FOR HER HERES A PRESENT FOR YOU YA WONDERFUL CRAB INFESTED SKANK LITTLE MISS ITALY aka tinazaccardi@ CherryTAP
So I'm Still Learning
So I'm still learning and finding things to do on cherrytap. But if anyone could help with some things like...how do I make morph pictures, or them cool looking cherrytap id tags.that would be much help.
Passion
Her passion took me From part of the way, To most of the way, To all the way; From the raging rapids To the waterfall, To calmer waters, To the still beneath. From seeing, To knowing, To feeling, To being Good, Better, Best. From nothing, To something, To everything; Without fear, Without judgment, Without hesitation; With honesty, With hope, With passion. Her passion took me To the place Where words stop short, A place beyond thought. Showing herself to me, Ourselves to us, And me to myself; All with passion.
Simple Rules
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and, presto, the blockage will be removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 3. Avoid arguments with your wife about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink. 4. For high-blood-pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget all about the toothache. 8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: You only need two tools - - WD-40 a
What If?!?!?!?!?!
People say be take your time... Good things come to thoughs who wait... But if you spend your life waiting, what happends when your time for being able to have what you want runs out??? What then??? Do you spend the rest of your life wondering WHAT IF??? How about this WHAT IF... WHAT IF you go after what you want before its the right time??? I dont know the answer to that.
I Have No Clue
i ahve no clue what this is i was just on here to look and meet new popel make a couple friends oh no what did i get myself into so if anyone reads this and think they can help me please do so
Donk Rydein My Life How We Do 4 Real
Hate Poems
Controlling a Caged Animal I don't want to be controlled any longer. I try to seperate myself, free myself of these bonds I hate so much. You say you'll stop, but it continues, more than ever. I grit my teeth, bear with it all that I can. I can't, I shouldn't have to. You think you're right, but you're wrong. So very wrong. What you do to me, is just like an animal, pent up in a cage, abused by its master, no food, water, or love. You think it's right, you believe it's discipline, but do you ever realize how I feel? What I go through? I don't think so. I'm caught in a trap, to be abused forever. © Barbara Anne, 2005-06-22 Animosity The hate you feel won’t go away. I don't even know why you bother to stay. I'm here, though I don't think I'll play. The rage builds and builds, poisoning my emotional fields. Perturbing what my mind wields, these assholes with their cash shields.
Not My Style....but I Have Had Enough
I'M NOT GOING TO ACCUSE ANYONE OF ANYTHING HERE BUT I WILL LET YOU BE THE JUDGES ON THIS. WILL ONE OF YOU POST A SALUTE????? babi@ CherryTAP DJ ♥ Kitty Purr ♥ »ELLE« PhoeniXXX Radio@ CherryTAP 278738@ CherryTAP ELLE'S PREVIOUS ACCOUT ELLE'S ATTEMPT AT A SALUTE THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMMMMMMMMM JUST REMEMBER I HAVEN'T ACCUSED ANYONE OF ANYTHING I'M LEAVING THAT FOR YOU TO DECIDE.....
Pet Sematary With Davey And Goliath
If U Think I Have Nice Boobs
click on this photo link and vote and commet please....the first person to leave 500 commets will get a gift worth 500 cherry bucks
Stinkeyeradio
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*sigh*
why do people think I'm retarded? Do I look stupid? K thanks..
Fly Away Home
FLY AWAY HOME I GLANCED UP AND WATCHED GEESE FLY NORTH WITH FLAPPING WINGS AS, I WAIT ANXIOUSLY FOR THIS YEARS COMING SPRING I WAIT FOR THE EASTER FLOWERS TO RISE UP FROM THE GROUND I EAGERLY AWAIT FOR THE GRASS TO TURN GREEN FROM BROWN THE ANIMALS WILL SOON BE GIVING BIRTH ANOTHER SPRING IS HERE ON PLANET EARTH AS I THINK BACK TO MY YOUNGER YEARS WHEN AS A CHILD, I KNEW NO FEAR TO YOUNGER DAYS, WITH KITES FLYING HIGH TO SPRING RAINS AND THE RAINBOWS IN THE SKY I OFTEN DWELL ON MY LIFE'S SCOPE EACH PASSING SPRING, GIVES ME ETERNAL HOPE chris
Love.....
Love, you make my day with your smile I’m hypnotized Love, you color the sky sometimes only blue at twilight many hues Love, you beat my heart with your beauty Your eyes shine on mine Love, you comfort me in my times of trouble you soothe me so Love, you paint my soul in fiery hues of orange, red and pink Love, you are the stars The moon glows bathing you in silver Love, you make my night with passionate delight I’m hypnotized
Nita
~~~nita~~~~@ CherryTAP
What Is Love Lyrics
What is love Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more Oh, baby don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more What is love Yeah Oh, I don't know why you're not there I give you my love, but you don't care So what is right and what is wrong Gimme a sign What is love Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more What is love Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh Oh, I don't know, what can I do What else can I say, it's up to you I know we're one, just me and you I can't go on What is love Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more What is love Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh What is love, oooh, oooh, oooh What is love, oooh, oooh, oooh What is love Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more Don't hurt me Don't hurt me I want no other, no other lover This is your life, our
Sex Scopes
Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictions. Read your sign, then forward it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line, send to twelve people as well as the person who sent it to you or you'll get bad luck for the number of years stated in your sign description. This is real shit, try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there. VIRGO - The Virgin Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. SCORPIO - The Sex Addict EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get
Hey All,,, Please Come Join Me...
Come on an have some fun with great music,,,, in http://cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=5651# ... Thanks 4 Your Time An Love!!!
Cuz I F'in Can
Why?!?!?!?!?!
Why am I always the exception??? Why is it that I can never have who I want??? Is it that Im just to excepting??? To understanding??? To giving??? Or is it that I just always come to late, and then fall for those who have already had claim laid to them??? Just makes a girl wonder if she can or will ever be number one in a mans eyes............ Maybe I will never know....
Romper Room
BEND AND STRECTH REACH FOR THE SKY
The Hello Song
The Magic Garden
Add Ur Self
Captain Noah
Gumby
Blog - Another Day
Another Day, Another Dollar Nothing beats working in a fuking Supermarket I love it when people shop only to find the one item your out of and simply bitch and complain about it because its not there. Its not the end of the world, its just one little item. Simply put . . . - I worked - I put up 250 pieces + more - I had fun doing it - I chatted with almost everyone in the store and still got the job done - Then I simply vanished and left. Another Day . . . . Another Dollar!!
Land Of The Dead
land of the dead flash game code
Lovegod
The vid sucks but... the song is just awesome!
My Universe
Saturday night and the weather agrees Warm open sky bears a beckoning breeze All of the pieces form into one whole Bringing the universe into my soul New Moon-bright stars wink at me through the trees I was born just for such moments as these Magic is sparkling around me tonight Here from the womb of the transfigured night This is the cure for my lonely disease For you are with me wherever you are Flashing around me elusive firefly The moon veils her face revealing a star I never would have noticed had she shone Finding you finding myself not alone
Davey And Goliath
Joey
Concrete Blonde
Business Is Business
BUSINESS LESSON Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office... But she had a boyfriend... One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $1000 dollars if you let me screw you" But the girl said "NO WAY!" Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up" She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend ... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says "Ask him for $2000 dollars, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down!" So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks "What happened?" She said "The bastard used coins!!" Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting scre
Hunger Strike
don’t mind stealing bread From the mouths of decadence But I can’t feed on the powerless When my cup’s already overfilled But it’s on the table The fire is cooking And they’re farming babies While the slaves are working The blood is on the table And their mouths are choking But I’m growing hungry
Sick And Tired
Alright my dear readers, this one's a little different. I want to hear from you, all of you, even the stupid and annoying ones. Yes you can speak now, I'll gently remove that land mine from the side of your head for a few minutes... No I have not lost my mind, and no this isn't a trap; I want something. I want to know what you thing is worth fighting for. I don't mean to lay down thy life for, but what is worth making a stand? I'm sure your responses and the decisions I make will be quite warranting of another column so think of this as the introduction. Cheers, and lets hear it! ~Astral
Black
Eddie Vedder is amazing. Sheets of empty canvas Untouched sheets of clay Were laid spread out before me As her body once did All five horizons Revolved around her soul As the earth to the sun Now the air I tasted and breathed Has taken a turn Ooh and all I taught her was everything Ooh I know she gave me all that she wore And now my bitter hands Chafe beneath the clouds Of what was everything Oh the pictures have All been washed in black Tattooed everything I take a walk outside I'm surrounded by Some kids at play I can feel their laughter So why do I sear Oh, and twisted thoughts that spin Round my head I'm spinning Oh, I'm spinning How quick the sun can, drop away... And now my bitter hands Cradle broken glass Of what was everything All the pictures had All been washed in black Tattooed everything All the love gone bad Turned my world to black Tattooed all I see All that I am All I'll be... Yeah Uh huh...uh huh...ooh... I know someday you
Matrix Rampage
Matrix Rampage Flash Game
Are We Friends Or Are We Not?
Written with a pen Sealed with a Kiss If you're my friend, Please answer this: Are we friends or are we not? You told me once, but I forgot. So tell me now and tell me true, So I can say, I'm here for you. Of all the friends I've ever met, You're the ones I won't forget. And if I die before you do, I'll go to Heaven And wait for you. Show your friends how much you care. Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND, including the one who sent it to you. If it comes back to you, den you'll know you have a circle of friends. Kk, Friend Send this to............. 0-2 peeps you are a Bad friend. Booo!!! 3-5 peeps you are an OK Friend! 6-9 peeps you are a Good friend 10+peeps you are the bestest friend ever!!
Tongue Tied And Twisted And Earthbound Misfit, I
My Fave Pink Floyd Song Into the distance, a ribbon of black Stretched to the point of no turning back A flight of fancy on a windswept field Standing alone my senses reeled A fatal attraction holding me fast, how Can I escape this irresistible grasp? Cant keep my eyes from the circling skies Tongue-tied and twisted just an earth-bound misfit, i Ice is forming on the tips of my wings Unheeded warnings, I thought I thought of everything No navigator to guide my way home Unladened, empty and turned to stone A soul in tension thats learning to fly Condition grounded but determined to try Cant keep my eyes from the circling skies Tongue-tied and twisted just an earth-bound misfit, i Friction lock - set. Mixture - rich Propellers - fully forward Flaps - set - 10 degrees Engine gauges and suction - check Mixture set to maximum percent - recheck Flight instruments... Altimeters - check both (garbled word) - on Navigation lights - on Strobes - on (to tow
Salutes
So I'm gonna devote my evening to making salutes for friends...anyone want one??
I Needed A Title
no words could ever truly say what comes from deep within yet every morning every night I toss some in a bin it's filled to overflowing full of all those words if only you could see them these words misunderstood words like love, family, hope honor, trust and faith every morning every night these words are spoke of late not because they fill a bin nor just to toss your way but because your truly missed every single day your missed because we love you we miss your brilliant smile the way you like to tell a tale though they tend to take a while your missed each time I pass your room dark and so very quiet if only you could understand how much we hate the silence I see your picture everywhere but it is not the same I miss the sound of your own voice you have such a beautiful name soon I know you'll be back to sleep in your own bed til then know that you are missed just words from a bin that I've said
Don't Stop
:) If you wake up and don't want to smile, If it takes just a little while, Open your eyes and look at the day, You'll see things in a different way. Don't stop, thinking about tomorrow, Don't stop, it'll soon be here, It'll be, better than before, Yesterday's gone, yesterday's gone. Why not think about times to come, And not about the things that you've done, If your life was bad to you, Just think what tomorrow will do. Don't stop, thinking about tomorrow, Don't stop, it'll soon be here, It'll be, better than before, Yesterday's gone, yesterday's gone. All I want is to see you smile, If it takes just a little while, I know you don't believe that it's true, I never meant any harm to you. Don't stop, thinking about tomorrow, Don't stop, it'll soon be here, It'll be, better than before, Yesterday's gone, yesterday's gone. Don't you look back, Don't you look back.
Office Paintball
Office Paintball Flash Game
Deadly Kiss
I can't believe the shit you put me through, Everything is gone because of you. The pain tares at my heart, As the guilt tares you apart. I thought I was special to you, But I was a joke that didn't fall through. You became the very thing I was scared of, As you realized I was falling in love. You didn't care about the mistake you made, Because our relationship was your trade. At first I didn't feel any pain, Until I got slapped by reality yet again. You got what you desired, But at a price that would put out the fire. It still doesn't make sense to me, As to why you didn't try and see. What could happen when you walked through those doors, Cause now I am sitting alone on the floor. I need to know if it was worth it, If this pain I have, made you feel alive, even for just a little bit. Please tell me if everything that was lost, Was worth what it cost. If the tears I cry, Is what you wanted when you didn't lie. I need to know, So I can
Check Them Out
new photos on my site come by and rate and comment on them
Cherry Kit-kats
Taste like poptarts! YUM! =D!
To Whom It May Concern :)
how is it possible to think that "someone" could step in a "take" what u say is rightfully urs? havent u heard of free will? u may say what u want about me.. but a friend i will always be still. i am accually in a state of shock that u would think these awful things it is not my nature to hate u or despise ur words.. i am not the one who gave the wings. the decision that was made, was made purley by the one who flew one day u will find a love .. a love for only YOU. and if u think that person will give up i think u r very mistaken. she is not a hater, in anyway, sorry... this one is taken. MyHotComments / HotFreeLayouts
Marne Readiness Exercise (mre)
I will be in the field from the 24th of Feb until the 14th of March. I will be driving my 1SG plus monitoring the radios in our CP. Plus maintaining my Training Room duties since I am the NCO over it. I have to take care of soldiers on rear d and soldiers on leave and the retarded soldiers that go Absent With Out Leave (AWOL). 3 weeks on doing this in the field to imitate being in Iraq. I will be back on either the 14th or 15th depending of the time we get back and then whenever they decide to releave us. Until then, DISMISSED
22 Feb 07 - Thursday
22 Feb 07 - Thursday 1732 George Washington Virginia, Father figure, 1st American President (1789-97) 1891 "Chico" Marx New York NY, actor/comedian (Marx Brothers, Animal Crackers) 1918 Don [Dominic G] Pardo, TV announcer (Jeopardy, Saturday Night Live) 1371 David II Bruce king of Scotland (1331-71), dies at 46 1888 John Reid of Scotland demonstrates golf to Americans (Yonkers NY) 1903 Due to drought the US side of Niagara Falls runs short of water 1907 1st cabs with taxi meters begin operating in London 1913 Suarez Mexican vice President, assassinated in a military coup 1915 Germany begins "unrestricted" submarine war 1924 1st presidential radio address (Calvin Coolidge) 1935 Airplanes are no longer permitted to fly over the White House 1945 Arab League forms (Cairo) 1956 Elvis Presley's 1st hit in Billboard's top 10 "Heartbreak Hotel" 1963 Beatles begin their own music publishing company (Northern Songs) 1964 Beatles arrive back in England after their 1st US
Happiness Is
6 Awesomely Awesome Facts
Well evidendtly my last title wasn't cool enough for everyone....so anyway, I decided to post these 6 awesomely absurd and completely pointless random facts about myself...'cause i can, 'cause i'm fat paid, i gotta five story fun house....with a maid....so yea...here ya go 1. Every morning i sit or lay down in the shower...once again cuz i can 2. I talk to my truck....cuz i love 'er, she deserves it....and she loves me back 3. If no one is home, i dance around the house & either rap, or beatbox to myself.... 4. I dance in the car, and i'm getting pretty good lemme tell ya.... 5. I maintain conversations with myself....not just say something to myself....but i'll actually answer back...and continue on in full convo.... 6. I call alot of people salad.....don't ask cuz prolly won't tell you...unless i really like you....then i might....key word "MIGHT" And there you have it. 6 totally sweet n' useless facts about me. Don't you feel better now?...I know ya do,I
Steve The Movie Official Soundtrack
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (Amarok, iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool...just type it in man! Opening Credits: Colors - Ice-T Waking Up: Drown - Limp Bizkit First Day at School: I Loved You - Will Smith Falling In Love: Body Movin- Beastie Boys First Kiss: Gabrielle - Cradle of Filth Fight Song: I Want To Break Free - Queen Breaking Up: Charlie - Red Hot Chili Peppers Prom: Closure - Chevelle Life: My Love - Wings Mental Breakdown: Wased Rock Ranger - Great White Driving: One Night Stand - Daniel Powter Flashback: Piano Sonata In C - Beethovin Getting Back Together: Electioneering - Radiohead Wedding: Hope Fails - Return of The King Birth of Child: Miss Murd
Sorry...but It Just Kinda Fits Dont It?
If You’re Going Through Hell (Sam Tate/Annie Tate/Dave Berg) Well, you know those times when you feel like There's a sign there on your back. Says: "I don't mind if you kick me; "Seems like everybody has." Things go from bad to worse: You think they can't get worse than that an' then they do. You step off the straight an' narrow, An' you don't know where you are. Use the needle of your compass, To sew up your broken heart. Ask directions from a genie, In a bottle of Jim Beam an' she lies to you. Well, that's when you learn the truth: If you're goin' through hell, Keep on goin'. Don't slow down: If you're scared don't show it. You might get out, 'Fore the devil even knows you're there. Well, I've been deep down in that darkness, I been down to my last match. Felt a hundred different demons, Breathin' fire down my back. An' I knew that if I stumbled, I'd fall right into the trap that they were layin', yeah. But the good news is there's angels, Eve
Lost Girl
Lost girl flying way up high in the night sky On who's bed last night did you land on and lie ? Need and lean on Tonights lies that you'll feed on Tomorrow you will bleed on Lost girl Where were you going ? With all that weight you were towing Your throwing away all that your knowing It's showing Lost girl Smiles too much at strangers Spends her days looking for danger I cry But I can't change her My heart won't exchange her I am in love with a lost girl in danger All alone she has fell Like a child down a well Ignorant men toss down coins and make wishes Steal kisses Leaving hits and misses They play Then walk away Leaving her to drown Down underground But the girl only sees the skies above her Not the water that surrounds her
Dark Enigma Lost>>keep Reposting
Hey all friends and fans, a great friend of mines and yours has lost her Grand Father as of a few hours ago, so go to her page and show your condolences, you know shes always there to bomb, and help out her friends, so go to her page and show all she has done wasn't for nothing that she has friend that appreciate her Dark Enigma@ CherryTAP COPY AND PASTE AND POST IN A BULLETIN Hey all friends and fans, a great friend of mines and yours has lost her Grand Father as of a few hours ago, so go to her page and show your condolences, you know shes always there to bomb, and help out her friends, so go to her page and show all she has done wasn't for nothing that she has friend that appreciate her Dark Enigma@ CherryTAP
More Stuff Added
hey all...just droppin' in to let you know I've added more stuff to my stash. I've added some of my poetry to the "dunno" section...since there wasn't a poetry section...lol I don't claim to be a super poet, but hope you enjoy them anyway.
Around
Crying tonight doesn't help I don't feel nothing You never come around And I never sleep The silence keeps my awake Haven't touched my pipe Since last night Time to toke up I'm getting sober Such a god awful feeling The river runs red With the blood of mine Calloused hands scrape away The paint Uncovering a new layer A brand new life You get to this point Theres no one beside you What we lost here Is better off to be left alone No use in opening more This time I did myself in Never thought things Would get this bad Things should never Get this bad And its my fault I blame myself [If anyone had a heart, it wasn't you] For my mistakes The only thing In my life That I did right Laying stretched out On the bedroom floor My corpse is cold But I stand back But I stand back And to myself I realize Why you never come around I want you to know I'm sorry Sorry for hurting you I shouldn't have let Things get this bad
Hey America,wake Up
ive been hearing about feed the children and help this and that countries for years and americans have always helped and then footed the entire bill.these things are good and we will be blessed in gods eyes BUT there is a problem here. ive traveled all over this world and yes there is poverty,war torn lands and disaster all over.there isnt a continant i havent been to ,a country i havent been in,that these conditions didnt exist,EVEN IN AMERICA.!! i went on a bike cruise with some buds a few years back and let me tell u what i found,it horrified me to no end and im a war vet, in a town in mississippi i saw kids eating out of garbage cans,in new york i saw homeless people wearing the same clothes for months on end,in dc i saw,N FRONT OF OUR CAPITOL,2 dead,decaying bodies that were in an old houses back yard,in sout carolina i saw junkies selling everything from stolen goods to their own children,in california,where at the time i was a detective,i saw old folks ran out of their homes
"love That Colour On You.....it Really Brings Out Your Legs..."
There once was a hermit named Dave...who kept a dead whore in his cave...I must admit he was a bit of a shit...but imagine all the money he saved... Ah such words....they make the world go 'round do they not? just kiddin.....but yea...i'm bored so i'm writing another blog, if you are saying to yourself "man, this guy needs to get a life..." or "I'm starting to see a pattern here, with the whole blogging when bored" then you Sir...or Ma'am....or Hermaphrodite....are correct!! because i have no life....its pretty gay...or lesbian...which ever blows your skirt/kilt/cocktaildress up....so yea...i just wanted to share that magical hiku with all of you...so you can tell your children....or whisper it lovingly into your significant other's ear when you hold them close.....most assuredly they will look back at you and say "Are you out of your fucking mind?!?!" but if it's your kid you, promptly wash thier mouth out with soap, because thats harsh language, which is inappropriate....and the
The Words He Never Spoke
Don't worry about me I'll be fine Fine all alone Just like always Don't worry about me "Ill get over it" Those familiar words Sting my soul Like you would never believe Don't worry about me I can take care of myself I will be strong At least in front of him He will never see me cry Until the day I touched the sky And he knocked the chair Out from under my feet Don't worry about me I get shoved on all the time This time it hurt It always hurts The words he never Spoke to me Rome free when it comes When it comes to them Don't worry about me I've been hurt so many times I'm almost numb But the words he never spoke Hurt worse Than anything I can remember I wonder what makes Them so special I stare in the mirror Tear stained make-up Wondering what will make me Beautiful, like them Trying so hard to get you to say That I'm the only one for you And tell me how beautiful I am But we both know It's a lie Don't worry about me
I Started A New Blog On Google
Instead of a web site I created a blog on google. Here is the link to it if you would like to stop by and see it from time to time. http://ms-cleavage.blogspot.com/
What If Santa Was A Skinny Chinese Guy With An Austrian Accent?
Catchy title isn't it? anyways now that i have your attention....i'm really not sure why i'm writing this other than i just wanted to put a blog up because my little blog box thing looked so lonely and forlorn without a blog to keep it company so here it is just for my little blog box thingy...But wouldn't that be crazy if santa really was a skinny chinese guy with an austrian accent? it'd be like arnold and jackie chan all in one.....that'd be awesome....And just think....if i hadn't posted such an awesome title so many of you wouldn't have wasted these last few precious minutes of your life reading my demented ramblings.....Haha....i win! Now i bet you wish you were kool, and had thought of an idea as awesome as this...but no...alas you were beaten to it by the Don Mega himself...The one and only J. Cobb.........you're jealous as hell i can feel it...
Fun Joke - 2/21/07
Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office.... but she was married. One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said,"I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..." The girl looked at him then said, "NO." Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her husband.... so she called him and explained the situation. Her husband says, "Ask him for $200; pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by and the husband is still waiting for his wife's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the husband calls and asks what happened? Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all quarters!" Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in it's entirety bef
Want To Be Ur Angel
Theres only one thing in life she wants the most and thats to be your angel She wonders each and every night if he knows just how much she loves him. She can look in to his eyes and know that he still cares. They have choses differnt paths in life. Hers is going back to school and rasie the boys. His is to move on and try to find that true love. She looks around her and wonders where he is, He knows when she needs him before she says anything they have a connection no one will understand they have been threw so many things with each other she knows when he needs to know shes still there, They are little things they do to make sure the other dont forget The smell of his cologe in the air the feel of his presents when she cant sleep The smell of her stetson on his pillow mixed with the fragrance of her is enought to make any man want her. Theres only one thing in life she wants more than being the best mom possible and thats to be his angel.
Metaphysical Forecast For Feb.21st-27th Friends Stimulate Reality
FRIENDS STIMULATE REALITY by tony mims  February 21, 2007  tm@listenandbeheard.net FREE Click on Tarot Game at PlanetAUTHORity.com Thursday March 29, 2007 7-9pm Tony Mims will explore the metaphysical arts including, astrology and numerology. A personal reading is included with admission price. $10 advance reservations, $15 at the door. Limited seating. Make your reservations early. Listen & Be Heard Poetry Café Phone :707-554-4540 818 Marin Street, Downtown Vallejo CA, USA 94590 tm@listenandbeheard.net I would like to welcome you to another week of self-diacovery and universal understanding. This week’s forecast of major transits will begin early Wednesday  morning when Venus, the planet of personal relationships and artistic expression will enter into the sign of Aries. The energy of Venus in Aries will make you be more aggressive and competitive in your emotional self-expression. Venus in Aries is in its detriment, bec
Broken Angel
Alone the angel sets crying like never before Her brown eyes red from the crying, she raises her head but only for a moment she looks around maken sure hes not there she takes a long deep breath saying to her self i must go on her heart is broken, he took what was so sought after by many and threw it away. She looks at the picture one more time of the one who hurt so dearly , Thinking god how could i be so foolish. I would of stood by him no matter what but now theres no way that i can be the one that he wants knowing now what i know, feeling the hurt and the pain, seeing in his eyes how he could never be truthful knowing there love was never ment to be, knowing that he could never just love her. she sits down on the rock where she wrote so many letters to him , writting this finale one she thinks back on all the things he said know
When A Woman Loves A Man
There was an interesting turn of events for me this weekend. I went on a trip to a huge party in Edmonton, AB .. The party was a blast and I got crazy drunk. This was fun but it is not the turn of events that I speak of. I have become a happily taken man. There are some that wont like it but its there problem not mine or hers. If they cant be happy for a couple that are happy with each other then they dont deserve to enjoy our happiness with us. Yes we met because of a dating site... So what .. I am greatful that this friend is now my girlfriend ... Kutie you mean more to me than you know!
Sorry
ok I am leaving for about 4 weeks sorry but it can not be avoided at all..have some stuff I need to take care of but I promise I will comment and rate new pics when I return..I will miss all of you! dont forget me lol
Da Rules
So ive noticed that cherry tap has changed a hell of a lot. The rules change faster than im sure most of us noticed. You have to do a salute when u level to 10 n pay 10 cherry bucks to repost a bulletin. Lol im so sure there are like people totally flippin out about all that stuff but i guess its to be expected eh?
Some Of My Old Poems
Special Friend Poems When you feel the breeze on ur skin know that im there When u hear a whisper that sounds like your name know im there when life gets u down and u think no one is around dont be a fraid im there When u feel all alone in the world know that im there When you fell the gentle breeze on a summer nites thats me caressing you When the light flinker and u wonder whats up know its me saying im here When the first snow flake drops dont cringe know its my way of saying im here When the spring rain starts on ur way to the park know its my way of saying im there When you need me the most rember im just a dream away i will always be in your heart
Update Of Shinn
been a lot more busy than normal My Auntie went into the hospital last night because of a heartattack and well have not heard much so all i can do is sit back and wait and hope for the best. went for a bike ride with TJ today and then we took a walk all over town. grandparents are doing ok for what is expected. just keeping all who read in the know goodnight Shinndiggin
I Wish It Were That Easy
You don't think of me Not as nearly as much as I Think of you And you don't love me No you don't love me Like I love you And Your completely numb And I feel everything Your eyes, Your eyes don't cry And mine, My eyes are never dry I'm losing myself And your already gone And I'm not sure How much longer Of this pain This pain I can't take it anymore I fall at your feet And your already on the ground You broke my heart You never had a heart to start with No you never had a heart And your gone And the pain killed me
Vote For Tonya Aka Redrubies
Could i please ask my friends and family to help vote for my dearest friend, Tonya aka Redrubies in the HOTT PIC CONTEST. The contest runs for approx. 2 weeks so there is lots of time to cast your vote. Tonya is a sweet girl and she is one of the nicest friends your ever likely to meet. Show her some love by giving her some of your votes. Thanks Willie and Tonya
Worth Burning
We were in love Or so we thought Talks of getting married Talks of our future But you changed You changed your mind Thinking of Someone else I kept you alive I was your world Well you must've died And the world no longer exists And this is how it ends With us "just friends" But I'm tired of pretending I'm tired of holding back Holding back these feelings And all that time And of all the people I trusted you Did you hear me? I fucking trusted you! You hurt me So bad And your sorry And I'm tired of forgiving you I'm not going To put up with this shit Not anymore Tell me, Is this worth burning for? Are you worth burning over? I once though you were But now I'm not so sure No, I'm not so sure Anymore ...I wished you were...
To Find You (song)
"To Find You" *chorus*- I can feel you I can hear you But god knows I can't find you -X2 We're two hearts Two souls Two minds And both bleeding My heart Has stopped It's not Even beating Anymore But you came To my rescue You saved me You gave me More than you should've *chorus*- I can feel you I can hear you But god knows I can't find you- X2 I'll never think I'm alone again Since I found you A truly special friend And what I'm trying to say Is you won't be alone As long as your with me *2nd chorus*- And I'll paint a picture And you'll be in it And when you see it You'll know it says love You'll know I love you *chorus*- I can feel you I can hear you But why Cant I find you God knows I cant find you
Im In A Contest And I Need Help
hey im in a contes and i need help comment bombing is allowed...please help thanks and kisses to all ~sarah~http://cherrytap.com/images.php?u=191393&albumid=239608
Looking For New Freinds
HELLO EVERYONE.I HAVE JUST JOINED CHERRYTAP AND WOULD LIKE TO MAKE SOME NEW FREINDS.CHECK ME OUT....
Broken Soul
Over time you'll finally realize the darkness in my eyes The flames in my hair The sinister things I did When you weren't there You'll see my intentions were bad I meant to hurt you For I get pleasure out of your pain If you stay with me you'll never be happy So move along broken soul I dont want you anymore I've had my fun, but now I'm bored Don't cry those tears I know through the years I led you on For that's what I do I put all the pieces back together Then I break you, Like china on the pavement Now in a million pieces you are shattered But don't act like you didn't know it was coming We both waited Patiently For one of us to burst And say the words Neither one of us wanted to hear I was tired of suffering This fragile life I was fed up I finally let it all out Don't lie you were thinking it to So your the one that made me say "I don't wanna be with you!" So broken soul I say, Go live your life your own fucking way
Underworld: Puscfier The Undertaker
Aries
Once you have opened this, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist. Read your sign, then forward in a new email with your zodiac sign and label, or you'll get bad luck for the number of years stated in your sign description. This is real. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there. ..:VIRGO:. The Virgin Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. ..:SCORPIO:. The sex addict Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser
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Why
some one tell me why we continue to live even when we know things arent going to improve. my friend barbara says these things help so lets see. i just want someone to tell me why we live our lives when they are nothing but meaningless shit. for so long ive been surviving...why cant i just for once have something worth a damn. the only good that ive got in my life right now is my man. theres nothing i look foward to more than coming home to him...or him coming home to me. but there are still times when i wonder if everyone and myself included wouldnt be better off if i werent here. so many times ive looked a knife with wonder and believing that it would drain all my pain out. i guess this is just my moment of self pity. ill be alright. i hope. with love to all those who love me.
So Hardcore
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Rest In Peace
I died So many years ago But you can make me feel Like it isn't so And why you come to be with me I think I finally know mmm-mmm You're scared Ashamed of what you feel And you can't tell the ones you love You know they couldn't deal Whisper in a dead man's ear It doesn't make it real That's great But I don't wanna play 'Cause being with you touches me More than I can say And since I’m only dead to you I’m saying stay away and Let me rest in peace Let me rest in peace Let me get some sleep Let me take my love and bury it In a hole 6-foot deep I can lay my body down But I can't find my, sweet release So let me rest in peace I know I should go But I follow you like a man possessed There's a traitor here beneath my breast And it hurts me more than you've ever guessed If my heart could beat, it would break my chest but I can see you're unimpressed So leave me be and Let me rest in peace Let me get some sleep Let
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1.) Open and close a bar. Find one that opens its doors before noon. Stake out a comfortable seat and hunker down. Resist informing the bartender of your tremendous plan, as this will cause him to pour waves of pre-celebratory shots and you won’t survive happy hour. Pacing is everything. Watch the crowds come and go, watch bartenders rise, reign and fade while you remain like a cagey Methuselah. From that day forward, within the walls of that bar at least, your name will be legend. 2.) Go on a bender. I don’t mean a weekend binge. I’m talking a full-bore, hooch-bent, screw-work hoolihan. Dangerous, yes, but so is getting out of bed in the morning. True benders have gone the way of the snap brim fedora, which makes them all the greater currency in the world of drunks. It won’t be easy. You must start drinking the moment you wake up and carry on until you go under. Then start over again. In your grandfather’s day you had to drink two weeks straight before you could officially declar
Some Of My Old Poems
Special Friend Poems When you feel the breeze on ur skin know that im there When u hear a whisper that sounds like your name know im there when life gets u down and u think no one is around dont be a fraid im there When u feel all alone in the world know that im there When you fell the gentle breeze on a summer nites thats me caressing you When the light flinker and u wonder whats up know its me saying im here When the first snow flake drops dont cringe know its my way of saying im here When the spring rain starts on ur way to the park know its my way of saying im there When you need me the most rember im just a dream away i will always be in your heart
Just When It Couldnt Get Any Worse!
IT DID!! you seem to think you can trust your family right?? well guess what lol i cantttttttt. its totally crazyyyyy
Friends And Family
can you help me level up????
I'm Standing In The Way
You're not ready For the world outside You keep pretending, but you just can't hide I know I said that I’d Be standing by your side But I Your path's unbeaten, And it's all uphill And you can meet it, But you never will And I’m the reason that you're standing still But I I wish I could say The right words To lead you through this land Wish I could play the father And take you by the hand Wish I could stay here But now I understand I’m standing in the way The cries around you, You don't hear at all 'Cause you know I’m here To take that call So you just lie there when You should be standing tall But I I wish I could Lay your arms down And let you rest at last Wish I could Slay your demons But now that time has passed Wish I could stay here Your stalwart, standing fast But I'm Standing in the way I’m just standing In the way
When I Put It On You, You'll Be Sprung
Body: Aquarius - I'm a lover not a hatter Gemini - I Fuck Better Than You. Cancer - I Can Make You Love Me. Leo - I Fuck Like No Other! Virgo - I'm The Best At Sex! libra- I'm great in bed Scorpio - I'll Make You Scream My Name. Sagittarius - I Have Great Lips To Kiss! Taurus - I'm Sexy As Hell. Capricorn - I Can Have Sex All Night Long! Pisces - I Fuck For Fun. Aries - When I Put It On You, You'll Be Sprung. Since you opened this you'll have bad luck and a bad sex for life- unless you repost this in less than 10 minutes with the subject of your sign
Hey Im In A Contest I Need Vote's Send Me Some Luv!!
♥đєvįłîşђℓў ¢µţę™♥**FAN ME 1ST& RA's here is the link and you know what i look like ..lol
22 Ways To Make A Girl Smile
1 . Tell her she is beautiful (not fine, or sexy) 2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second. 3 . Kiss her on the forehead. 4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to. 5 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you. 6 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. 7 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with. 8 . Write her notes. (she loves them) 9 . Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend. 10 . Play with her hair. 11 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her. 12 . Sit in the park and just talk to her. 13 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes. 14 . Let her fall asleep in your arms. 15 . If she's mad at you, kiss her. 16 . Give her piggyback rides. 17 . Bring her flowers 18 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone. 19 . Look her in the eyes and smile. 20 . Let h
How To Eat Pussy
This is not a crude posting, or in any way meant to offend anyone. It is actually in answer to a question / Challenge ************************************************* I like to start be running a nice warm bath for my lady. It is relaxing, sensual, and insures cleanness. Afterwards I start out with a nice relaxing massage with ingestible massage oil. I begin massaging the shoulders...getting close so that my chest is against her back, my breath on her neck and ears. I slowly massage my way down her back and sides...careful to allow my hands to pass over the sides of her breasts. I may also follow with very lights kisses, an occasional trail of nibbles along her sides. I eventually work my way to her buttocks, massaging each cheek individually, running my hands inside the crack and brushing the lower part of the virginals. I work my way down the thighs and the calf. And back up to the buttock. This time, while brushing the virginals I will nibble her butt cheeks, and
Finally Found It!
Ah ha!!!!!! Finally!!! I have found what I do and where I go to get started up with trail racing! I was looking in the right place all along, I just over looked where I needed to go. Now I'm trying to find out the locations of all races in my District because I dont have a truck yet so that's going to be a problem. I need to either buy a truck or trailer & hitch for my car by the end of this year. And yeah, my car can pull a trailer, I'm not crazy :)
Rip Royell Walker...
Fuck man this is too soon jo...we just lost Bo young...wtf...shyt it was tha same wit chu young...i knew you since you was young too...we all played ball....damn jo you could've did somethin wit yaself...you was good n basketball i don't know why you went tha route you did...but shyt man i ain't even gonna lie to you...you done some shyt jo...some real dirt...it was only a matter of time...it seem like when i left tha block...erybody changed and was on some different shyt...well.. you live n you learn young i just hope ya lil brova learn somethin from this...that its much more to life than guns n drugs...I'ma hold you down nigga...RIP...
Hey Everyone!! New Pics!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey everyone check out my new pics!!!!!!!!!
My First Contest Entry!! Please Help Me Out!
I have entered my first contest. As of right now I am about 500 comments behind the leader! LOL! But I believe in the underdog! PLEASE HELP! Comment bombing IS allowed! :) Travis Go here:
And Also.....
thanks to whomever bought some of my bands songs,i appreciated being able to buy lunch today,as well as smokes.it felt so good to even sell 4 tracks that ive been grinning all day.if you havent bought any,get on the train,id much prefer to make and sellmusic and waste my days online versus risking my ass fixing roofs or playing with electricity.anyways,to the anonymous buyer i salute
Rain And Tears
as i look out my window i see the rain fallin down i see the gray clouds as i close my eyes i let the tears fall i let the gray cover me like a blanket copyright 21Feb07 Erin Francis
*sigh*
i hate not knowing what people are thinking...
My Position On Women's Underwear
All right, so this is my position on women's underwear in relation to men. Before you read the next few lines and just freak out, let me assure you that once you read the full deal, you'll understand and more than likely agree. First and foremost, women's underwear is phenomenal and great, for men that is. What? Yeah that's right, I said for men! They have all the benefits of both boxers and briefs, and none of the faults. I really wish I could wear women's underwear as the daily thing but well, society doesn't think it to be "right." Why do I say this? Well I want to tell you a little story. One summer, of 2001, some friends of mine and I were bored, sitting around as little freshmen in high school in the blazing heat. It was very hot that summer, so we decided to play truth or dare, as lame as it was it deemed to be a very fun game. We played truth or dare and I picked dare. My dare was, of course, to wear a set of women's panties and a bra, and go outside. So hey what's
Its About Gd Time
someone finally has a crush on me-wooohooo!now,what the hells stopping the rest of my favorite ladies from crushing on me?cmon- i need some love gals
What Do U Do
What do you do... What do you do when you have fallen so deep Each time you see him, your heart takes a leap What do you do when he says he loves you very much So much that you seem to always miss his touch What do you do when the distance you can't bear Besides closing your eyes, wishing he was there What do you do when you miss hearing his voice A voice so sexy, you know your heart made the right choice What do you do when you wished he was still your friend A friend so close, but to him that part has come to an end What do you do when you are longing for a hug A hug so tight, it's a place you feel most snug What do you do when you miss a passionate kiss A kiss so magical, taking you to a state of eternal bliss What do you do when you have burning desires Knowing he's the only one who can put out those fires What do you do when you just need to hear "I love you" When that's all you really have left to hold onto What do you do when you have fa
Sealed With A Kiss
Written with a pen Sealed with a Kiss If you're my friend, Please answer this: Are we friends or are we not? You told me once, but I forgot. So tell me now and tell me true, So I can say, I'm here for you. Of all the friends I've ever met, You're the ones I won't forget. And if I die before you do, I'll go to Heaven And wait for you. Show your friends how much you care. Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND, including the one who sent it to you. If it comes back to you, den you'll know you have a circle of friends. Kk, Friend Send this to............. 0-2 peeps you are a Bad friend. Booo!!! 3-5 peeps you are an OK Friend! 6-9 peeps you are a Good friend 10+peeps you are the bestest friend ever.xoxo
Who Are My Real Friends?
I thought I had real friends on here but for some reason they have lied or mislead me. I am not sure what is going on and it breaks my heart. What did I do but love someone they all loved. I don't love his looks. That made me stop what I was doing and start listening to him. I saw the hurt in him from all his writing. I wanted to show him that he can be loved for who he is and not for his looks. I had a chance to talk with him last night and becasue a friend had told me he loved another I thought his talk was play but to him it was not. Again this person has mislead me ot think otherwise and now i may have lost him all together. Why? I have had an awful day. It started this morning and it hasn't ended yet. I made mistakes today and felt a fool and VERY stupid. I went to the dewntist just to have a tooth fixed and when they gave me a shot I cried. My whoel body shock. I was so scared and it was like everything that has happened to me this day came out in that chair. I ha
Love Can......
Love Can..... Love can make you Love can break you Love can over all alternate you But I guess it's just something we gotta have Hate the fights and the fussin' but love the Laughs Love her Smile, have since the first time I seen't it I never lied to her, I just took the truth and kinda leant it She knows that I'll always love her Like the love I have for my Mother, Sister & Brother And that's deep. Deeper then the infatuation after the first kiss Deeper then the sadness you have when when your lover is missed Like I said Before.... Love can make you Love can break you The Sound of love so easily seranates you Love....ahh....such a sweet song Why'd you do me so right & then do me so wrong? why'd you give me an angel and knowing she would'nt stay long? Why? Why? Why? the same ol' song Love can.....make you Love can.....break you
Poem 2
Thoughts of death Something you don't understand something I know all too well the feeling of loneliness that takes over the pain overwhelming, and never ending Feeling as though you don't fit in and that Trying to do so is a waste no one understands you so why bother to explain Wanting it all to be over all the pretending all the lies Tired of living life the way others want you too Tired of living period Two choices Continual suffering or Much needed relief Why prolong the suffering when for the first time you can be happy and free from pain right or wrong its what some choose Its not taking the easy way out there's nothing easy about it So many ways out Which one to choose Not wanting to hurt others But tired of hurting yourself
Poems
Blood Thirst Your vein runs blue and bright It beats and pulsates Often waking me up at night. I can hear your heart So Alive and True I grab on ever so tight I am craving for something new. Having to quench a thirst Which runs so passionately deep Always searching and hunting Unable to sleep. I try to resist temptation Holding on to my morals tight Quenching my thirst And Drinking myself into the longest of nights. Looking out upon th view I leave behind An image so horrifying I vanish it into the back of my mind.
Really??? Do U??
How well do u know ME? Come take me test! Thanks!! GOOD LUCK AND KISSES TO ALL!! Sassy J Http://www.testriffic.com/friendtest/2368008 It is also on my profile with link!!
If You Read It Dont Matter
alright I am still pretty new at everything i have had the worse day today it sucks will ill be working on my page so it wont say nothing about me the pics will be there i will also be putting up more it just takes a lot longer when you have a kid or more now that I am older i understand and feel sorry for my mother and dont no how she did it but my son who is now 1 years old he is t he best thing that has happen to me but how did i end up with 3 others will guess i inherited them there my sisters but lately i always seem to have them can never get nothing dont on top of it i havent been feeling wheel so i missed a day of work it was nice cuz i work 2 jobs and go to school but take my son to my jobs lucky me lol will i think more points can anyone help me my sisters always think we are competeing i hate it but i dont like to lose to them so i guess ill say goodbye for now talk at you laters mmfwcl misfit
Military Wives
M moral boosters I intellegent L loving I intent on survival T team players A all together R rely on eash other Y YES WE CAN!! W willing to give I inventive V very supportive E eternally grateful S some dont understand copyright 21Feb07 Erin Francis
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Come On And Rate Me And My Photos
i would like everyone to come on and rate me and see my profile .......thanks everyone ...
Hey
HEY EVERYONE NEEDS TO GET ALONG AND THOSE OF YOU THAT ARE NOT ON MY FRIENDS LIST IM SAYING THIS ESPECIALLY TO ICEBITCH LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE AND QUIT MESSING WITH MY FRIENDS. ITS RIDICULOUS HOW PEOPLE THAT ARE SUPPOSE TO BE GROWN UP AND RESPONSIBLE HAVE TO MEASURE TO SUCH STUPIDITY AND IMMATURITY. WE ARE ALL ADULTS HERE SO ACT IT.
Hello
i just joined this cuz my boyfriend found it last night and told me it was cool so i decided to give it a try. any advice on features would be gladly taken :). hope to make lots of new friends :)
Mother
Bad news . Mother passed away at 9:15 pm GMT today 21/02/07
Blast From The Past
I found this and remembered scratchy old cartoons. Just a blast fromthe past and time to fill and have no bucks!!! May gosearching for felix the cat et al!
Stash Update !
Happy hump day all!! Hope your week is going well. i have added some pics to my stash. They are very clever - they are hand paintings of animals and birds, it's very clever how it's done. Stop by and show some love !! A big thanks to those who have already stopped by and shown some love ((hugs)) Love Lin xx
Hey Folks
Sorry for the silence lately. I was away on business and didn't have time to veg online at all. Look forward to catching up with everyone, so stay tuned. Off to Atlanta on Sunday for a few days as well. Pete
2 All My Special Friends...
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Condoms
WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3,6,12 A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,"What are these, Dad? To which The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.""Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package? " The dad replies,"Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack! With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March, ONE for
Destiny 4 My Destiny!! Xcx Xo
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No Comments On This Please Pm Me If U Need To Say Somthing.
currently i feel the need to scream. i need to get this out of me, befor i can ever just be. i want to scream it at the top of my lungs. no one would hear me, no one can even see me. i want to hide and run away, but i want to tell you all today. im confussed and lost in the dark, and dont you dare bark. im afraid and upset, im scared and happy, im sad and tired, im lonely and crying, im glad and mad. im everyhting at once there is no danger, no fears to fear, no demons, no monsters, no anyhting. theres nothing there but what grows inside of me. should i just let it be, wait and see. do i need more pain and less life, whay must i have to have such strife. i lost in the sea of emotions, and no one even motions. what do i do, how should i say it, should i tell you, whould it matter, would you feel, would you care, do i care, should i care, all your eyes with accusing stares.... i dont need you, nor your aproval... i need my own, but im frearfull to t
Wat I Feel Inside
I awake every morning from the sounds of screams wondering how this life could be real. what is it that i suppose to do and who is it that will come threw happiness to me is only in a dream it is like fantasy, not real for me i have forgetten down this road, wat its like not to be alone, but time has cured that awefull thought and nothing but pain, is wat it brought my daughters are keeping me strong they think daddy cant do no wrong im glad they dont see this pain i hide for if they know, i would die.
Under Rated
thank you who ever decided to rate this pic a 3 congrat. you suck
Phraseology
Hockey (HOK-key) n. Tooth-removal system known particularly to Canadians. See also religion. (just something from a Clearly Canadian bottle that I thought I'd share, lol)
Friend Sent Me This.
WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3,6,12 A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,"What are these, Dad? To which The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.""Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package? " The dad replies,"Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack! With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the married men. ONE for January, ONE for Fe
Love.
I have been in love four times. The two that stand strong in my heart are most genuine and the most decietful of the four... isn't that odd? My most genuine love, Billy... he was beautiful. Blue eyes begging for affection, poetry & thoughts book written in from back to front, slept in a basement on a couch, drove huge boat-like cars, and adored me as much as I adored him. Every now and then we'll talk on the phone and I'll get light headed. I was 17 and he was 16 when we met. We had silly little goth kid adventures. It was adorable. So of course I freaked out and broke up with him. I immediately knew it was a mistake, but didn't know at the time that you could say, "I made a mistake, take me back." Stupid me. He went into an experimentation phase after that involving multiple pregnancy scares and dealing acid. During that mess, he was my first for many sexual experiences. Too bad I was not the only one. I forgive him for it now, but I thought I would die back then. He
"deciphering The 'man~shake', Level Of Familiarity Must Be Taken Into Account In Greetings"
Even with an old friend, there's still no road map for this oldest of male rituals. Your right hand goes forward- easy enough. His right hand parries, But... some one has to make a decision at this point. Some has to be take control. There's a split second of confusion. Your eyes dart to your counterpart's hands. Has he already made his move? Or should you be the one to take the initiative? Either way, there are more decisions to be made. Will it be your grandfather's method: right extended straight, parallel to the ground, a few inches above the waist high? Or will it be perhaps your dad's '70s shake: arm half-extended like you're about to go one-on-one in an over-the-top arm wrestling face-off? Or maybe it's a blast from the past- the high-five or the gimme 10. Perhaps even the fisted version of the old gimme five. Maybe, for sentimental A's fans, you move in for a forearm bash. There's no manual. It's daily improv and, because no man would ever EVER talk about it, it
Endless
Can we release our passion Desires of intertwinement Blending into one emotion In time sharing fullfillment What we have is fate Together we became one I Love You as my mate Not due to bedroom fun Taking up where another may lack Endless feelings at a glance Through all troubles on our stack Thank You for Giving me our Chance
Im New
hi im new to cherry tap so idont know what the hell is going on inform me please!so lets talk about me ok.ok.i like to see people act so dumb its fucking funny.like once i was driving and there was a kid thinking he could use a peice of wood for a cell phone.i have 1 brother named ian.got a girl friend named lizzi.my mom is going throught collage again at ASU.shes gone dialy.
Big Mac
I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce Don't be frontin' son no seeds on a bun We be up in this drive thru Order for two I gots a craving for a number nine like my shoe We need some chicken up in here In this dizzle For rizzle my mizzle Extra salt on the frizzle Dr. Pepper my brother Another for your mother Double double super size And don't forget the FRIES...
Bored
im really bored today. llike im going to youth group later and i have work too but i am like extremely bored out of my skull. lol, so yeah someone hit me for some chatting!!1 please?
Black
Black is the emptiness of the dark night, Black is the lonliness and the sadness of fright. Black is the evil of magic so black, Black is the witches with the blackest of cats. Black is Satan and the darkness of dred, Black is the insanity growing deep in my head. Black is the shadows and horror of the dead, Black is the raven and all that he said. Black is the poison That will kill me today- Black is the ghosts I will see on my way. Black is the hatred to people of race, Black is the scars I see on your face. Black is the strength of the depression inside, Black is the terror you're trying to hide.
Silent Tears
A thunderous silence breaks through my thoughts. What was once many great ideas is now a triumph, lost. Baffling words tumble through my mind. Reflections of darkness hover. A disturbing peacefulness beckons to me, and inside myself, I take cover. What would it be like to stay there forever? To be lost in all my cares? From the inside, looking out - I cry silent tears.
Im Pissed
YOU KNOW ITS ONE THING IF YOU ALL LIKE CUSTOM TAGS AND ITS FINE IF YOU LIKE RIPPING MY TAGS THAT I HAVE MADE FOR OTHER PEOPLE BUT DONT YOU DARE TAKE CREDIT FOR SOMETHING I DID AS THATS ONE WAY FOR YOU TO PISS ME OFF. I DONT MAKE PERSONAL CUSTOM TAGS JUST FOR ANYONE AND THIS GOES FOR SOMEONE IN THE GANG THAT RIPPED A PIC FROM MY BOUNCER WHEN IT WAS SUPPOSE TO HAVE BEEN A GIFT TO OUTLAW ANGEL TO HER FROM HIM IM THE ONE WHO MADE THAT FUCKING PICTURE AND I DONT APPRECIATE OTHER PEOPLE USING AS AWAY TO LURE WOMEN SO IF YOU WANT A CUSTOM TAG MADE WITH A POEM ON IT OR ANYTHING ELSE I WOULD BE HAPPY TO DO IT AND HERES ANOTHER WARNING IF I SEE ANYONE RIPPING FIREGIRLS TAGS OR FIREMANS TAGS YOU WILL HAVE JUST PISSED OFF THE MOST CLOSEST COUPLE THAT THERE IS ON CT SO DONT LET ME SEE MY CUSTOMS FLOATING AROUND AS IT IS JUST SO FUCKING LAME THAT YOU STEAL SHIT FINE YOU WANNA RIP IT ASK FIRST GAWD.
I Say Fuck!.........a Lot!!.....no.....seriously.....i Really Do!!!
AHEM *to no one in particular* The world would be a far better place if everyone would just fuck each other This chick on myspace who shall remain nameless.... less you start reading her worthless bulletins and stop reading mine.....recently penned a post that essentially took the words right out of my mouth........ and God knows all I ever seem to talk about is fucking...... but it bears repeating: we would all be a lot better off if people weren't so damn immature when it comes to sex. *eyes wide in amazement* BABY!!!! I have been thinking that very thing for the last two or three months....... Think of how much happier everyone would be with a little casual fucking in their lives.... It doesn't happen nearly enough........ I'm not talking about going out, getting wasted and grabbing the easiest/ugliest thing you can find at a bar and taking it home with you. I'm talking about friends fucking..... What ever happened to the fuck buddy? Do
Help Last Few Hours
Please help My friend win a contest its the last few hours of the contest and very close please help by commenting on the pic below and help us score points
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------------------------------- First number, put what you are 1- single 2- taken 3- single and what ever happens, happens 4- single and confused 5- taken and absolutely happy 6- single but like someone 7- taken and confused 8- want and miss someone 9- have a crush and hoping he/she knows it. 0- just dating around ------------------- 2nd number, put your current Mood 1- Happy 2- Sad 3- Confused 4- Just fine 5- Nervous 6- Cheerful 7- Sleepy 8- Angry 9- Pissed off 0- HYPERR!! ---------------------- 3rd number is The color of your shirt 1- Black 2- Pink 3- Red 4- Orange 5- Blue 6- Green 7- Yellow 8- White/Gray/brown 9- Purple 0- More then 1 Color ------------------------- 4th Number is the month you were born in 1- Jan. or Feb. 2- April 3- March 4- May 5- Jun. or Jul 6- Aug. 7- Sep. 8- Oct. 9- Nov. 0- Dec. --------------- 5th Number is your Favorite Color 1- Black 2- White 3- Pink 4- Blue 5- Green 6- Orange 7- Purple 8- Yellow 9- R
For Her Part 10
Back for my heart is poor as gold can be to your love will stop my heart beat for every moment passes For I will return to you when you want me too As to be the one you will all ways want to be with Date wrote 21-02-07 By Aj Rich
Its Almost Over, Help
for the last few hours of this contest please help us vote for Devilish5758. click on photo below and comment bomb her pic its so close lets win this one
Thanks To All The Men And Woman Serving Our Country
This one put a tear in my eye... HOOAH!! THANKS TO THE ORIGINAL POSTER FOR THIS... WONDERFUL!!... GOD BLESS ALL OUR SOLDIERS/MARINES/AIRMEN/NAVYMEN INCLUDING MY PERSONAL SOLDIER...MY HUSBAND!!! SHOW HIM SOME LOVE ON HERE AND WHEN YOU SEE A SOLDIER PLEASE THANK THEM FOR WHAT THEY DO... IT WASNT THEIR DECISION TO BE SENT OVERSEAS.. THEY JOINED TO KEEP OUR COUNTRY SAFE!! Army Papi 718@ CherryTAP
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A Little Fyi
my default pic right now, that is as much of me ass you will ever see i will never show any of you my tits get over it thanks
You Fucked Up
http://cherrytap.com/user/497100 This bitch does not work for me you need to delete this account asap or my attourney will contact you. You are in violation of national copyright laws. By having this open to the public she, and you together, are in violation by misresentation of my logo and business. She does not work for me, and is in no way representing me or mine. You have twenty four hours to delete this and appologize to the world as we know it, or this will escelate to a higher level. my e-mail is cowicked@yahoo.com or you can go to wickedink.net or on myspace/wickedink or fuck'n youtude/wickedinknet or livecaneal.com/wickedink Thank you
Think About This
Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. And I am not sure about the universe. -Albert Einstien
Sorry For Not Being On Lately
TO ALL MY FRIENDS & FANS, WELL I FINALLY BOUGHT ME A HOUSE AND CLOSD ON IT ON DEC. 21, 2006. THEN THE PROCESS OF PACKING, LOADING AND TAKING TO THE NEW HOUSE, UNLOADING, UNPACKING IT ALL AND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE TO PUT EVERYTHING AFTER ALL THE PAINTING WAS DONE, THEN THE NEW CARPET THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE HOUSE, NEW TILE IN BATHROOM AND KITCHEN, NEW VANITY & STOOL PUT IN BATHROOM AS THIS WAS IN GREEN...UGLY AS SIN TOO. GOT IT ALL PUT TOGETHER NOW...WELL, ALMOST. EVERY ROOM IS DONE BUT MY BEDROOM...GO FIGURE. GETTING PICS PUT UP AND WAITING ON FAMILY PICS FOR MY FAMILY COLLAGE WALL. I'VE GOT LOTS OF BEFORE, DURING AND AFTER PICS OF MY HOUSE BUT NO ROOM TO ADD THEM ALL AT THIS TIME...THIS SUCKS...LOL RATE ME, POST COMMENTS SO I CAN GO UP AND I WILL RETURN THE FAVOR NOW THAT MOST OF THE WORK IS DONE WHEN I'M ONLINE. HAVE A GREAT DAY!!
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Any Out There?
i am a soldier who like women who enjoy high heels and wearing sexy lingerie, not to many around in kansas i am afraid
Happy Hour
*** SEXIEST PLAYMATE CONTEST NOW OPEN*** GO SHOW YOUR FAVORITE PLAYMATE LUV !! COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED !!! ** GET ALOT OF POINTS DURING HAPPY HOUR *** ~~STARTS FEB.16 1 PM EST AND WILL END FEB.28 MIDNIGHT EST ~~ MR. JANUARY.. I.D.G.A.F. MR.FEBRUARY..ARTISAN69(LARRY) MIZZ MARCH..VENUS(SAXXY) MR.APRIL .. DJ LOONEY MR.MAY.. THE SEXY JUGGALO THRILL HAMMER MR.JUNE.. BEN DOVER MIZZ JULY.. MARIA MR.AUGUST..HANDICAP MIKE MIZZ SEPTEMBER..TATTOOGIRL MIZZ OCTOBER..HONEY MR.NOVEMBER.. HSTREET MR.DECEMBER... TIGER
Reason Behind My User Id
It's all about the frogs. My sons started me collecting frogs in 2001, and I've collected them ever since. It also has to do with the little saying "Forever Relying On Gods Strength." "F.R.O.G.S." That is my True Strength. Please feel free to leave a frog or 2 behind anytime, They will truly be welcome into my home.
Test For Early Dementia
Test for Dementia 1. What do you put in a toaster? Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to Question 2. 2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink? Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously overstressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as Children's World. If you said "water" then proceed to question 3. 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from? Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks,
I Will Be There Wait For Me
Music Video:MY HEART WILL GO ON (LOVE THEME FROM "TITANIC") (by Celine Dion)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone Dani and Travis passed away jan 21 2006 miss you john {my dad} passed away dec 11 2005 i love you
Anyone?
hey this is jeff. (rubys bro) does anyone have guild wars? if do im shmorky ko. bye yall
Rate My Music Guys. It Means Alot To Me
Hi good people. Hope that this little note finds u all in good health. I would like to ask a favour on your opinion with regards to my music.So please Ladies and Gents, kindly do me the honour of giving your votes and views on them.It means alot to me as one of my songs will be chosen for the MTV awards. So far NO PROMISES is on top. I would appreciate your comments.Every vote of yours puts my music higher. My music will have a list of songs which u can go through one by one. It starts off with NO PROMISES. I thank you all in advance and hope to hear from you. Have a good day Delta
My Pics
Just tolet everyone know i changed the settings on my pics sonow all my friends are able to view all albums Have a great day Stay safe Huggers
Im Fuckin Over It
Just leave me alone! Dont call 700 times..Shit how can someone call em a stupid bitch, tell me its over and then he turns around and calls me 3 times in a row because i wont pick up...FYI im not pickin up because i have nothin to fuckin say to you. Just give me time to chill out. Oh and since he says i treat him like shit...then leave. I care about him but he is pushin me to the point i dont want anything to do with him.
My Contest I Am In ...
THIS IS FUCKING SAD I HAVE 562 FRIENDS AND ONLY MAYBE 5 OF THEM HAVE EVEN DROPPED A VOTE OR COMMENT THAT IS FUCKING SAD..I GUESS DON'T ASK ME FOR HELP IF YOU CAN'T RETURN THE FAVOR ..CALL ME A BITCH THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I AM .HAVE A GOOD DAY ...
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For Her Part 09
As you are my sweet beautiful smelling pink rose As you mean the world to my heart and soul As I am you dark black rare rose as you will all ways be as rare to me as I will be to you For each moment we are apart I will for deep in love with you As each second passes in time Date wrote 21-02-07 By Aj Rich
For Her Part 08
For you as my love I could never harm a living or dead hair on your head As I would all ways take care of you By all the good ways I can do it to help you For I be remembering you for all of man and women kind As our soul will live forever more on And till the ends of man and woman kind As we will become the lovers of our known world Date wrote 21-02-07 By Aj Rich
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To The End With My Best Friend...
TO THE END WITH MY BEST FRIEND. My dearest grandma I’ve come today To finally say what I’ve wanted to say I don’t quite know where to start Because this is coming straight from my heart Born February 22, 1924 with a beautiful face Passed August 9, 1994 to a peaceful place August 13th I cried and grieved so long Trying for you, to keep my heart strong I’m missing you with all my heart I wasn’t ready for you to part I think and dream of you everyday Even sometimes it makes me feel grey Sometimes I wake at night I don’t know if it’s true…that sight Your standing there beside my bed Your sweet hand touching my head It makes me feel warm, safe, and at peace Even though you should be deceased Your spirit will live on forever Me forget you…I couldn't ever Your body may already be gone With me, your soul will always live on I’ll come visit as much as I can Mrs. Martha Mary Trenaman I love you so very much It’s my heart that you’ve touched I don’t like saying goodb
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Women Are Evil By Nature...
A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub... She gestured alluring to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender.. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say. "Tell him," she whispered, "There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."
I Woke Up With My Last Smoke
And fuckin put it in my mouth backwards and tried to smoke filter for like a minute all like "what the fuck? Why's it not lighting?" like a dumbass lmao it sucked that was my last one for a little while.
Shoutbox Is Off
i have had to turn it off for an hour or so - just to allow myself the chance to catch up on these friends request - i like to rate/fan before adding ppl & it takes a lil bit of time.............. i apologise but will turn it back on shortly be safe and take care {SMILES}
Anyone Want To Help Me Figure This Out?
I'm new to all this in CT. This is my first blog. More like a test blog to see how it works. I checked out some lounges, meet some cool ppl in there. Trying to read other blogs, but it says i cant. Tell me whats cool and how to do different things if you would. I'd so appreciate it. Thanks in advance.
I Am So Sorry....
As I sit here broken hearted Listening the the ticking of the clock I wonder how this all got started Curious if we will ever again talk I miss the sparkle in your eyes your affectious smile we broke all ties and it's been awhile I miss hearing your voice And the laughter we shared I just want you to know I had no choice I did it because I really cared As miserable as I am this is where I needed to stay I thought of what was needed for you I am so sorry I had to push you away But it was the right thing to do Now as the ticking begins to fade away I look out the window up to the sky I hope that you will think of me some day I am so sorry... I guess this is goodbye. Written by: Lesley.A.G Dedicated to: Sheldon
Hello?
anyone missed me? while we were gone?
A True Friend....
A friend like you is hard to come by,because you truly are one of a kind.It's nice knowing I have..... A true friend I can count on to always think of what is best for me when I am not always so sure. A true friend who isn't afraid to express her opinion when she thinks I am wrong A true friend who whips up a quick pot of chicken soup and brings it over when your sick. A true friend who comes over and tidies up a mess because you had to leave in a hurry and didn't have the time. A true friend who takes you for a drive just to get away A true friend who is always there not just in good times but in the worst of times. A true friend who picks up ur child when it is raining so they don't catch a cold or get soaked. A true friend who out of the blue does something nice for you just to make you smile. Written by: Lesley.A.G Dedicated to: Helena
Come And Visit My Pictures
You can find them on my site within the picture section, there is a folder called..."Carlos' new pictures" (of course), hope you look at them and if you like them rate and even leave some nice comments! Carlos The Butt Man
Lost Feelings....
Another moon decends down and another sun rises up and Yet I haven't given up Another week goes by and another year gone past is this realationship going to last? another night laying here wanting his touch so bad yet when he wraps his arms around me It makes me so sad please Lord don't let me cry Another tear wells up in my eye Another fight within my heart and mind Another day of love keeps me blind My soul is not satisfied so why do I stay? Why do I let him treat me this way? My inner beauty is fading away Darkness is taking over my soul He is making me hate myself why not just let him go I love him so much I can't let go yet each night he takes away from my soul I lose a little more of myself with each passing day trying to find reasons why I need to stay Written by: Lesley.A.G
Happy Humpday To All My Friends And Fans
hope you have a great one
This Class Sucks
Tomorrow while I hang out with my friend while he is between classes I'm going to have to read a little in philosophy. I hate this stupid class and it's online lol! I can only hope it gets better...but I think that is wishful thinking. But I know what to expect with the class now, so I think I can pull through. Pulling for an 'A' of course.
101 Ways To Annoy/piss People Off
Isaw this in a bulliton.. but i laughed so hard i thought i would share it in my blog.. this is so funny i swear i think i peed a bit! ;) 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..." 5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. < 7. Speak only in a "robot" voice. 8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. 9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub". 10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies. 11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 12.
My First Salute Please Read
got my first salute today and couldnt of done it without the sweet comments, the ratings and you know what to hell with that! i couldnt of done it without you. my friends, my family and my fans. thanks you all. im well on my way.. actually didnt think id stay this long. but i got the best frinds and hey we gotta stick together. if ya all need any help with comments or if i fail to miss a blog or pictures yell at me.. ill be there for ya.. thanx ya all. i love ya all..xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
Slow Dance
This poem was written by a terminally ill young girl in a New York Hospital It! was sent by a medical doctor - Make sure to read what is in the closing statement AFTER THE POEM. SLOW DANCE Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You better slow down Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Do you run through each day On the fly? When you ask How are you? Do you hear the reply? When the day is done ! Do you lie in your bed With the next hundred chores Running through your head? You'd better slow down Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Ever told your child, We'll do it tomorrow? And in your haste, Not see his sorrow? Ever lost touch, Let a goo
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Ugh, I Hate It
I really don't like my life right now. I feel like it's falling apart. I miss him and I shouldn't. I don't even know how I feel about anything anymore. I can't put anything into words and it sucks. What comes down to is, I knew better.
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Soul Mates Never Dissipate And they never part The spiritual bond that connects the two Is connected heart to heart It Matters not-dead or alive The bond cannot be broken And you feel the pain of the other Even when words are not being spoken You can deny in your head But never in your heart What God puts together No man can tear apart Soul Mated Never Dissipate And they never part The spiritual bond that connects the two is connected heart to heart Sure you may have another lover Or a husband or maybe a wife But the eternal bond of your Soul Mate Gels the existence of your life Flesh will perish We all must die But the sprit of a Soul Mate continues Because your Soul Mate Lives within you For man was not meant to live alone So your Soul Mate you must embrace To ignore the existence of your Soul Mate Is to doubt your very own faith Soul Mates Never Dissipate And they never part The spiritual bond that connects the two Is connected heart to
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A Notice (continued)
To all mt CT friends and especially to my girlies at CT. Following on with the bulletin i posted on pms, Here are the following stories what some of the women have experienced. A friend of mine has requested this so i thought that i would post it and share with everyone on CT. It may be able to help others as well. I know for me to be able to pin down and reflect with some professional help, what i found out and the exact cause for me was really good...to be able to find out exactly why i reacted to certain things and the way i behaved sometimes. Here is the website: http://www.pms.org.uk/About+PMS/Shared+Personal+Stories If i had the chance, now that i know the exact cause of why my body reacts in this way and why i would behave this way, i would love to relive the happy times i have had in my life and especially my love life as well. To be able to know and to be able to understand that this was the cause to everything that happened to me, my life. Im sure that many up
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Alli Ever Wanted
All I Ever Wanted lyrics I lie here alone and wonder why That I come alive, just before I half to hide. [Pre Chorus] Because I believe I'm losing my nerve But could I ever do better than this [chorus] Because all I ever wanted was a place to call my home To shelter me when I am there and to miss me when I'm gone All I ever wanted was a place to call my own Where stars may dance and sun still shines and the storms feel free to roam I listen if only for a while But I can't decide if I'm aware that I'm on trial [Pre Chorus] [2nd Chorus] [Bridge] If there's a way to a remedy then lead me straight to it If there's a path or a door I missed , then show me now, show me this [Chorus] feel free when I am gone
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Hell Explained By Chemistry Student
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions
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Hoax-Slayer Humour: 12 Step Recovery Program For Web Addicts I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to, before the Web. I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing. I will get dressed before noon. I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Web. I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Web-deprived. I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Web. I will read a book... if I still remember how. I will listen to those around me about their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Web. I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email. I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not. I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my chec
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I'm Bored!
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Kaviar's Guide To Being A Single But Dating Guy
1) Never allow yourself to get more into the girl than she is into you. 2) If she has sex with you on the first date, she's a keeper. 3) No matter how amazingly the two of you clicked, if you call the girl the day after the first date she will never speak with you again. 4) The moment she shows any signs of clinging, disconnect your cell phone, change your e-mail, shave your moustache and enter Witness Protection. 5) If she asks you why you're drinking at 10 a.m. on a Saturday morning, crack the bottle over your skull to show her who wears the pants in the relationship. 6) If you find yourself juggling multiple girlfriends, be sure to treat each of them as if they were expendable, so when they finally catch on to your commitment-fearing ways they'll dump you and months later when you've successfully eliminated all serviceable late-night booty calls you can throw yourself pity parties on your blog. 7) If you manage to bring home a girl you meet at a bar, fuck like rabb
3am (the Reapers Happy Hour)
3am the Reapers happy hour and the sturdy finger of fear pokes in my sleep deprived eye once again snatching the breath I desperately scramble to retain it’s the hour of sweet dreams and bad conversation shallow thought and deep inhalation sent backwards as the sickle moon shines his wry smile over the shadow drawn corners of the stopped clock why is it HE never tires in the wait for tomorrow Amanda L Harris
All Out Of Love
I'm lying alone with my head on the phone Thinking of you till it hurts I know you hurt too but what else can we do Tormented and torn apart I wish I could carry your smile in my heart For times when my life seems so low It would make me believe what tomorrow could bring When today doesn't really know, doesn't really know (chorus) I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you I know you were right, believing for so long I'm all out of love, what am I without you I can't be too late to say I was so wrong I want you to come back and carry me home Away from these long, lonely nights I'm reaching for you, are you feeling it too? Does the feeling seem oh, so right? And what would you say if I called on you now And said that I can't hold on? There's no easy way, it gets harder each day Please love me or I'll be gone, I'll be gone (chorus) Ooh, what are you thinking of What are you thinking of What are you thinking of What are you thinking of (repeat chorus)
Lost In Love
I realize the best part of love is the thinnest slice And it don't count for much But I'm not letting go I believe there's still much to believe in So lift your eyes if you feel you can Reach for a star and I'll show you a plan I figured it out What I needed was someone to show me You know you can't fool me I've been loving you too long It started so easy You want to carry on (chorus) Lost in love and I don't know much Was I thinking aloud and fell out of touch? But I'm back on my feet and eager to be what you wanted So lift your eyes if you feel you can Reach for a star and I'll show you a plan I figured it out What I needed was someone to show me You know you can't fool me I've been loving you too long It started so easy You want to carry on (chorus) You know you can't fool me I've been loving you too long It started so easy You want to carry on (chorus) Now I'm lost, lost in love, lost in love, lost in love Now I'm lost, lost in love, los
On Line Friend
I had some free time, so what did I do? I checked the computer to see if I'd heard from you! I used to walk out to a box to retrieve mail. But I'd rather get it instantly, than wait on the snail! Checking my e-mail is always fun! I usually get a joke or greeting from someone. I feel so blessed because on the other end, I know I've connected with a friend! When I've had a hard day and need to share, Here I can find a friend who will listen and care. And to this friend I hope I've let them know That I am always there for them also! Isn't it a strange kind of bond we form? It isn't exactly like the "norm"! But, where is it written, face to face we must be, For you to be a very good friend to me?? That little joke or note, or just a simple "Hi", Could be like a ray of sunshine from the sky! So my online pals, this is dedicated to you, For all the smiles you have made anew! May our friendship continue to grow, And the warmth we fee
Come A Little Closer
These old boots still got a lot of ground They ain't covered yet There's at least another million miles Under these old bus treads So if you think I'm gonnna settle down I've got news for you I still got a lot of leavin' left to do And as long as there's a song Left in this old guitar This life I'm bound to lead Ain't for the faint of heart So you won't fall for me If you know what's good for you 'Cause I still got a lot of leavin' left to do I guess the Lord made me hard to handle So lovin' me might be a long shot gamble So before you go and turn me on Be sure that you can turn me loose 'Cause I still got a lot of leavin' left to do Girl, you look like you might be an angel So I won't lie I could love you like the devil If you wanted me to tonight And we could talk about forever for a day or two But I still got a lot of leavin' left to do I guess the Lord made me hard to handle So lovin' me might be a long shot gamble So before you go and turn me on
Bring Me To Life
How can you see into my eyes Like open doors. Leading you down into my core Where I've become so numb. Without a soul My spirit's sleeping somewhere cold Until you find it there and lead it back home. (wake me up. Wake me up inside. I can't wake up. Wake me up inside. Save me. Call my name and save me from the dark. Wake me up. Bid my blood to run. I can't wake up. Before I come undone. Save me. Save me from the nothing I've become.) Now that I know what I'm without You can't just leave me. Breathe into me and make me real Bring me to life. [chorus] Bring me to life. I've been living a lie There's nothing inside. Bring me to life. Frozen inside without your touch, Without your love, darling. Only you are the life among the dead. All of this sight I can't believe I couldn't see Kept in the dark But you were there in front of me I've been sleeping a 1000 years it seems. I've got to open my eyes to everything. Without a thought Without
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Everybody's Fool
Perfect by nature, icons of self-indulgence Just what we all need More lies about a world That never was and never will be Have you no shame, don't you see me? You know you've got everybody fooled. Look here she comes now - Bow down and stare in wonder. Oh, how we love you No flaws when you're But now I know she - Never was and never will be You don't know how you betrayed me And somehow you've got everybody fooled. Without the mask Where will you hide? Can't find yourself, Lost in your lies I know the truth now I know who you are And I don't love you anymore Never was and never will be You don't know how you betrayed me And somehow you've got everybody fooled. Never was and never will be Not for real that you can save me And somehow now you're everybody's fool.
My Last Breath
Hold on to me love You know I can't stay long All I wanted to say was I love you and I'm not afraid Can you hear me? Can you feel me in your arms Holding my last breath? Safe inside myself Are all my thoughts of you Sweet rapture and life, It ends here tonight. I'll miss the winter A world of fragile things Look for me in the white forest Hiding in a hollow tree I know you hear me, I can taste it in your tears. Holding my last breath Safe inside myself Are all my thoughts of you. Sweet rapture and life, It ends here tonight. Closing your eyes You pray your dreams will leave you here, But still you wake and know the truth - No one's there. Say goodnight, don't be afraid Calling me, holding me, as you fade to black. (say goodnight) holding my last breath (don't be afraid) safe inside myself (holding me) are my thoughts of you Sweet rapture and life, It ends here tonight.
Am I Unpatriotic Because I Have A Different Opinion?
Am I unpatriotic because I have my own opinion? Am I unpatriotic because I choose to do better things with my time that to argue with one of my own countrymen? Am I unpatriotic because I respect people for thier individuality? Or is that the true meaning of patriotism. It seems to me that our country was founded on the basic principals of freedom without persecution..of speech, of religion..of political opinion. It seems to me that if people didnt have different opinions there wouldnt be a VOTE in the first place and it seems to me that if there wasnt a CHOICE that it would be a dictatorship. I want to say, first of all,Ive been here two days and that I LOVE CHERRYTAP and I have been greeted with warmth and love all the way around except for ONE person. It would seem I have been labled a bitch by someone because I DIDNT want to argue with someone who doesnt even know me at all. Did you all catch that..I DIDNT want to fight..lol. Well..Shorty, this goes out to you. I even unblocked you
Taking Over Me
You don't remember me, but I remember you. I lie awake and try so hard not to think of you. But who can decide what they dream? And dream I do. [chorus:] I believe in you. I'll give up everything just to find you. I have to be with you to live, to breath... You're taking over me. Can you know what I know and all we have. You saw me mourning my love for you and touched my hand. I knew you loved me then. [chorus] I look in the mirror and see your face, if I look deep enough. So many things inside that just frighten you are taking over. [chorus 2x] (taking over me) You're taking over me (taking over me) Taking over me
My Poetry!!
The Vows I give To Thee On this day I give to you, A ring and these vows that I hope will do. To show you my love and warm your heart, I promise to love you like I have from the start. You've inspired me to hope and believe, And you've given me air when I couldn't breathe. You helped me open my eyes, so I could see. You've done all these things and so much more, And I'll keep on praying forevermore. To Keep, To Cherish, To Love, To Hold, To Be Together, And Grow Old. You and Me... Do you think of me when I think of you? Do you see me when I see you? Do you love me when I love you? Do you kiss me when I kiss you? Do you touch me when I touch you? Do you dream of me when I dream of you? Do you notice me when I notice you? Do you want me when I want you? Do you care for me when I care for you? Do you promise to be there for me when I promise to be there for you? Do you picture your life with me when I picture my life with you? T
Lithium
Lithium, don't want to lock me up inside. Lithium, don't want to forget how it feels without... Lithium, I want to stay in love with my sorrow. Oh but God I want to let it go. Come to bed, don't make me sleep alone. Couldn't hide the emptiness, you let it show. Never wanted it to be so cold. Just didn't drink enough to say you love me. I can't hold on to me, Wonder what's wrong with me. Lithium, don't want to lock me up inside. Lithium, don't want to forget how it feels without... Lithium, I want to stay in love with my sorrow. Don't want to let it lay me down this time. Drown my will to fly. Here in the darkness I know myself. Can't break free until I let it go. Let me go. Darling, I forgive you after all. Snything is better than to be alone. And in the end I guess I had to fall. Always find my place among the ashes. I can't hold on to me, Wonder what's wrong with me. Lithium, don't want to lock me up inside. Lithium, don't want to forget how it
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Good Enough
Under your spell again. I can't say no to you. Crave my heart and it's bleeding in your hand. I can't say no to you. Shouldn't have let you torture me so sweetly. Now I can't let go of this dream. I can't breathe but I feel... Good enough, I feel good enough for you. Drink up sweet decadence. I can't say no to you, And I've completely lost myself, and I don't mind. I can't say no to you. Shouldn't have let you conquer me completely. Now I can't let go of this dream. Can't believe that I feel... Good enough, I feel good enough. It's been such a long time coming, but I feel good. And I'm still waiting for the rain to fall. Pour real life down on me. 'Cause I can't hold on to anything this good enough. Am I good enough for you to love me too? So take care what you ask of me, 'cause I can't say no.
B-day
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Everytime....its You
Everytime i close my eyes... Its your face I see Everytime I close my eyes... Its your arms I want around me Everytime I close my eyes... Its your voice i hear Everytime I close my eyes... Its you I want Everytime I close my eyes... copyright 21Feb07 Erin Francis
My Friends
To all my friends, i just want to say, i appreciate every single one of you, i may not get round to chattin to u all on a regular basis, but i think of u whenever i can, i love you all, thnx 4 bein my friends / fans whatever you are
Im Back...
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Just The Usual Ramble
Like before I'm giving a heads up that CUBS RULE is my x-husband. He found the site through his x-girlfriend and feels the need to snoop around. I haven't even spoke to him since September when we got into a screaming match over him taking forever to bring me the kids. He's not exactly responsible when it comes to time management. He also likes to waste time and make us go to court over stupid shit..so be aware he apparently needs attention again and he's trying to find it. Lucky me I married a winner there. He hasn't seen his sons since September and hasn't tried, so it says alot about his demeanor. Just please if you like him great, just don't discuss me with him. You like his music and have stuff in common, great he needs friends but I would rather he know nothing about me and continue the nonexistant relationship he has with his kids. They don't need the stress he causes.
To Smart For 1st Grade
to smart for 1st grade Body: Body: First-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what is your problem?" Harry answered,"I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had now had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained the situation to the principal. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9" Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36" And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells
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Another day is passing as the sun begins to fade What shall come with the darkness of night What shall the rays of light bring of tomorrow Will I ever see what truly is home again Will I ever know love again
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Why Does No One Care 4 Me?
I have all these "friends" and when I ask for a little help I never get it!! Out of all these ppl on my list MAYBE 10 help me when I ask! I help ANYONE who asks me :( I just don't get it.
Respect On Here? Show Me!
You I really enjoy meeting new people. I get a kick out of some of the people I meet or have met from CT...but the one thing that really bursts my bubble is when somebody sends you a friend request, and when you accept it, the first thing they want to do is know if you have a messenger of some kind. When you tell them NO, they ask a few days later if you have one yet. You finally get one and tell them you have one, and because you won't give it to them right then and there....They stop talking to you! GUESS THEY REALLY DIDN"T WANT TO BE MY FRIEND THEN! I'm sorry, but I'm not givin out my yahoo to every Tom, Dick and Harry just because! Deal with it or leave me alone! I guess some people haven't read my blog about what happened between me and Dave. He's the biggest part of the reason. Besides the fact that most guys see me on here and see that I have rated some of their pics and think they can talk to me like I'm a 1-900 number or something! I have a man! I'll talk dirty to him and t
I'm Just Sooo Fuckin Pretty!
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Finally A Male Blonde Joke
A BLONDE GUY GETS HOME EARLY FROM WORK AND HEARS STRANGE NOISES COMING FROM THE BEDROOM. HE RUSHES UPSTAIRS TO FIND HIS WIFE NAKED ON THE BED, SWEATING AND PANTING. “WHAT’S UP?” HE SAYS. “I’M HAVING A HEART ATTACK” CRIES THE WOMAN. HE RUSHES DOWNSTAIRS TO GRAB THE PHONE, BUT JUST AS HE’S DIALLING, HIS 4 YEAR OLD SON COMES UP AND SAYS “DADDY! DADDY! UNCLE TED’S HIDING IN YOUR CLOSET AND HE’S GOT NO CLOTHES ON!” THE GUY SLAMS THE PHONE DOWN AND STORMS UPSTAIRS INTO THE BEDROOM PAST HIS SCREAMING WIFE, AND RIPS OPEN THE WARDROBE DOOR. SURE ENOUGH THERE IS HIS BROTHER, TOTALLY NAKED, COWERING ON THE CLOSET FLOOR. “YOU ROTTEN SOD”, SAYS THE HUSBAND, “MY WIFE’S HAVING A HEART ATTACK AND YOU’RE RUNNING AROUND NAKED SCARING THE KIDS!”
First One
Ok, so here's my first blog, ever. Not much I'm gonna say right now until I figure out something to actually say.. Thanks to all those that have added me as a friend, and it was nice talking to those that I have talked to.
Hey All .. First Blog Here ..so Lets Do This Rught
Hello all my little Seanites... Since you all dont knwo who i am .. seeing how i have only been here for oh.. about 2 days now .. much love from all the people here so far.. and much love back at you all .. but now to get to the point of the matter .. which is really bad and or really awesome pick up lines.. dont worry ladies .. these i will not try to use them on you... but what i would liek to see is for people to come up with the best.. or worst lines they have ever heard.. here i will start you off with a few of my personal favorites 1.)The C.I.A is after my penis .. can you help me hide it 2.) I got a penis....you got a Vagina ... what see if they like each other? 3. So i was thinking that we could go out for pizza ...maybe have some sex... 4. Hey baby wanna wrestle? Now the rest is up to you my babies.....make daddy proud.... Go forth and bring daddy home some jewels..
Funny Chant
Running through the jungle with my dick in my hand I'm a mean mother fucka I'm phi delt man line a hundred bitches up against the wall I fuck 98 but couldn't fuck'em all so I backed off jacked off ate the other two and when I go to hell I'll fuck the devil too. AHHHHHHHHHHH SHHITTTTTTTT!
Ashes To Ashes
Until a few years ago, I had no idea was Ash Wednesday or Lent was in regard to the Christian church. Even now, it seems a little otherworldly to me. Of course, there are those in my audience today who would say that's the point -- it's a time of reflection on Jesus' departure from heaven and the presence of God His Father, His earthly life, His death on the cross, and His resurrection. God could hardly relate to we mortal men and women as God Almighty, so He sent Jesus to be the bridge for us and relate to us. Jesus got hungry, Jesus slept, Jesus got tempted, He was prey to everything that we are; through Him God was prey to everything we are. But He won out. From a psychological standpoint, because Jesus was tempted even as we are, we can have the strength through prayer to overcome any temptation to stray from God's will for our lives. And make no mistake, even those of us who think that life has no purpose actually DO have a purpose, a reason, a burning desire to leave the
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Merkaba (Merkaba Fields or Merkaba Vehicle) A set of counter-rotating, electro-magnetic energy spirals. (See: Merkaba Mechanics) Energy moves form the seven outer layers of the Auric Field (D-9 through D14) and into manifestation within dimensions 1-7, through the structure of Merkaba Fields. Each form has fifteen dimensional Merkaba Fields, which hold its morphogenetic imprint intact within the 15-dimensional Unified Field. Through the rotation of the 15 Merkaba Fields, an energy structure in the form of an "egg" or capsule is formed within the dimensional Unified Field of each of the 15 dimensions. (See: Ascension) (Voyagers II – Page 463) Merkaba Fields are the energetic ‘organs’ by which we are kept in manifest dimensionalized phase lock, they are also the tools by which we can release ourselves from phase lock. They enable us to move (which in reality is to expand) into the next set of dimensional fields of existence and progressively ascend.
Prayer For My Children
There is not a day that goes by That I don't think of you Not a day that I don't cry I miss your sweet sweet hugs Hearing you call me mommy Yes I miss your little Tugs I wish i could hold you tight Give you a soft and tender kiss And to tuck you in for the night We'll be together, my children, again Just pray hard to Our Lord Above This for my children I pray, AMEN Copyright ©2006
Call Me With Your Fantasies
Confess to me now. Are your dark fantasies driving you crazy? Want someone to confide in? I will listen to all of your deepest, darkest secrets. Tell me everything. You know you want to. See more of me at www.niteflirt.com/madamconfessor, listen to my hot recording or speak to me at If I'm not taking calls, then send me an e-mail and tell me what you like.
Dreamers Version Of Reality
†Th€Úñ£ºv€d®†Just a Dreamers Version of Reality… ”I Leave Bites Marks” TheUnLoved®’s Spirit Now Walks The Earth…
Lent And Cussing
I hate very little. The Detroit Redwings, The Greenbay Packers, The Detroit Redwings,White Sox, The Detroit Redwings, and Kim Reader, just about covers it. Oh and driving home from Baltimore. For Lent the team leads here at work decided that we would give up swearing at work. And the list not only contains the 7 words from the FCC, but pretty much anything else you wouldn't want your 80 year old gran ma ma to hear you say. For Each violation of this policy we are charged $1. By 9:30 today we were up to $4. $10 by 12:00. Not being able to swear is horrible. We cant type, write, say a swear or deliver it with sign language. You can now add Lent and Not Swearing to my list of things to hate. Good news is that the money we rack up will be used to go out drinking with after lent. Sweet! And the most obscure fact of all of this, is that of all 4 leads participating, I am the only one that does not partake in any religion. Go figure.
Wtf People...
OK, here's my latest adventure here on CherryTap. To start out it goes like this... When I browse profiles and see someone I might like to rate in a positive way and even get to know I do 2 things. I rate them a 10 and I Fan them. It kind of gives them notice they caught my eye and I can find them again from my Fan list. I don't ask them to come leave me votes or anything. So I don't see anything unfair about that ok? So this person (Click below) is one I did that with. Next thing I know I get the following e-mail. http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=47207&albumid=239647&i=3068522688# Hey hun...wanna do me a favor? Click on that link and leave me tons of comments on that photo. It's for a contest... You're a doll...thanks hun! *mwah* So needless to say I am a bit stunned thinking... you don't even say Hi and think I have no life but to leave TONS of comments for her contest. Gee.. Sorry. So I clicked REPLY and sent this e-mail back. Kind of Funny
Anna's Baby Daddy...hmmmmmm
Here's my theory on Anna's baby Daddy....I can't be the only one! Daniel + Vicky Lynn= Daniellynn Get it yet? Her son's the baby's father! That's why we STILL don't know who the father is... That's why he killed himself... That's why she killed herself... 'Cause eventually DNA testing would be done and we'd all find out. Now it doesn't matter 'cause they're both dead. Who do you blame? Howard's gonna be in the shit 'cause he was always around and he's gonna get into a mess of, "How did you NOT know this was happening"... Who's with me on this?
Attenchion Pet Owners
Please, everyone read this whether you have pets or not & do forward it on. COCOA MULCH Sent to us by Meagan Karnes, of Fur Crazy Pet Care. Yesterday, one of our clients experienced a tragedy and wanted me to pass a special message along to all of my dog loving friends and family. I was hoping you could forward this to your contact list. My client was the doting owner of two young lab/golden retriever mixes. Over the weekend, they purchased Cocoa Mulch from Target to use in their garden. They loved the way it smelled and it was advertised to keep cats away from their garden. They set the bag in their yard. Their dog Calypso, decided that the mulch smelled good enough to eat so she broke into it and devoured a large helping. She vomited a few times which was typical of her when she would get into something she shouldn't have gotten in to. She was not acting lethargic in any way. The next day, Mom woke up and took Calypso out for her morning walk. Half way through the walk,
Chinese Sick Leave
"I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!" Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work." The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon......... You got nice house!"
Anger Management Idea....
Anger Management Idea When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?" Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number, you idiot!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when
Ok I Bitched So Now I Will Tell You What I Love
I love happy hour, i don't know why I love meeting new people and making friends I love my close friends you know who you are and you each hold a special place in my heart I love reading blogs and writing them Thats all the nice you get today :)
* Indigo Children *
Indigo Children The term "Indigo Children" refers to the frequencies of the 6th-dimensional wave band, the Indigo wavelength of the 15-Dimensional spectrum. The Palaidia Maji Grail Line races that have been progressively incarnating on contemporary Earth for the past 100 years and referred as the "Indigo Children Type 1 and 2" in preparation for the Sacred Mission of the long awaited 2000-2017 Stellar Activation Cycle (SAC). Maji Grail Line Indigo Children are born with the 6th-Strand Template of their 24-48 Strand DNA Template activated at birth, whereas the Angelic Humans with 12-Strand DNA Template are born with three strands of 12 activated. Activation of the 6th-DNA Strand Template allows the D-6 Indigo wave spectra and the D-6 consciousness characteristic to this wavelength, to embody within the Indigo Children fetal body. (Voyagers II – Page 555) The Indigos are indeed a "new breed" of children because they represent a new breed of consciousness no
"its Only Been A Week, But Its Coming Over Me"
"8th World Wonder" by Kimberly Locke Woke up early this morning, made my coffee like I always do. Then it hit me from nowhere, everything I feel about me and you. The way you kiss me crazy, baby you're so amazing. Seven days and seven nights of thunder, The waters rising and I'm slipping under. I think I fell in love with the 8th world wonder. I guess that I'm just falling deeper into something I've never known. But the way that I'm feeling, makes me realize that it can't be wrong. You're love's like a summer rain, washing my doubts away. Seven days and seven nights of thunder, The waters rising and I'm slipping under. I think I fell in love with the 8th world wonder. It's only been a week, but it's coming over me. It's making me believe that you're the one for me. Seven days and seven nights of thunder, The waters rising and I'm slipping under. I think I fell in love with the 8th world wonder.
Promise To Forget Me.
Something dead. That's what I said to the ripples. My hand still hurts from clenching the cold steel jewelry flung grimly into the vast empty blue. The three of you will always be a part of me. Even though none of us want that. But your remnants... your last physical remains -crusted onto me- are falling to the bottom. No more calls. No more letters. No more poems. My past is dead. And for once I won't miss it. Some things last a life time... your love was supposed to. It didn't. And I hear soft piano music in my heart... as the glittering mementos fade... fall... dissapear. Goodbye.
Secret Lovers
Late at night they meet, Under the cover of the sky. No light turned on, Steal a kiss as this begins. Secret lovers with secret plans, Make love tonight no one-night stand No one will understand Friends turned to lovers at the end. Lovers only for the comfort That’s not there from another. Help each others longing, To feel the passion burning Lover’s return to friends At the nights end Living a double life instead Sharing a forbidden glance here and there His best friend wouldn’t understand The betrayal of this man Longing to hold another’s wife Feeling her touch all over him The life he leads is not The life he longs for To be with her at night Is what he truly breathes No passion left in his life During the daytime sleeps Waiting for his days to end So he can feel her touch again She’s taken by another, Someone he saw as a brother. The betrayal consumes him Till the very end. Still he cant live his life Without her in his bed Needing
Thank You
Your love for me Has always been true. No matter what I seem to do. I turned my back, a million times. Thinking I could do things Without you by my side. I struggled all the while, Thinking that you loved me no more. Always living in denial, Hurting myself to the core. Until one say I will realize, That without you I am blind. And though I struggle all the time, You were never far behind. Always there to catch me if I fell, Never interfearing in my life. For you are a gentleman, as they tell Waiting patiently for me. To ask you to forgive me, Invite you to cleanse my soul. Show me the life you see, the me you want to grow. So, Lord, I'll thank you, Each and every passing day. I'll do the things you want me to, And face anything that comes my way. Because I know one thing is true, You will never give me more. Than I could ever handle, As long as I have you. © Alicia Marin
40 Days And 40 Nights.....
This year I planned to go all out. I was going to give up the boozes, or maybe go the movie route and give of sex and masterbation...... but then I got a phone call...... You have to read "why do I work?".... so now the Feds want to take an extra 15% out of my paycheck because I make so much. I mean, 12k a year goes so far. They did say they would settle for $100 a month. Anyway, as of this writing I am giving up food. All I will do is drink water for 40 days and 40 nights. Guess we will see how long I will last before I do not wake up. How else can I live off $71 a month after all my bills and taxes. Those of you who read this think I am bluffing do not know me very well. I am very thick headed and just do not really care anymore. I mean, does the Government really think that if they suck me dry of any money I do not make and force me to live out of a box that they will get their money? No! They will just kick you in the balls and get what they can till I am dead. So I figure I
Update (again)
well ok. umm. yea.. went and looked at a couple houses.. and hopefully i might be moving soon.. which means i will be back online aftr i get moved and settle.. just wanted to give all ya'll that read these things an update.. and if ya dont read em.. FUCK OFF.. lol.. lve u guys *hugz*
Miss Me? ;)
So for the past week or so i have been m.i.a. because my computer decided it was time to drive me insane and completely stopped working properly. However thanks to my wonderful computer guru chris everything is up and running smoothly! :) I will be sure to get back to all of my friends here on ct asap..and am sorry that i just up and disappeared!! Much love, k xo
Blah
Im just about to go to work. Ive been on this site for awhile now and only have 3 friends :( Usually everytime I come to this site it goes to not responding. I dont know why but I guess my pc doesnt like it..lol Anyway just wanted to write a little something bout this site not wanting to work while it was working...lol
If You Want Me
GETTING TO KNOW YOU BEFORE I FUCK YOU APPLICATION Last name: First name: Birth date: Height: Weight: hair color: Eye Color: (MEN) Penis Size: (woman) Dimensions: Bra Size: 1.When do you like to fuck? 2.How do you like your fucking action? 3.how many times do you like to fuck in one night? 4.what position do you like? 5. what noises do you make during sex? 6. what action do you do when your about to cum? 7.what is your preference in fucking partner? 8.(woman)do you like being fucked up the ass? 9.(woman)do you like titty fucking? 10. do you indulge in oral delights? 11. can you fuck all night? 12. when fucking, what do you do to satisfy your partner? 13. when getting fucked, what do you like done to you? 14.what is your greatest fantasy? 15.do you feel like fucking right now? 16. were any of these questions embarrasing? BE SURE TO INCLUDE A PICTURE OF YOURSELF, PREFERABLY NUDE!!
Ok I Want To Bitch About Several Things
I hate NSFW, what is the point of it? It is used only as a tool when people get pissed off, no good will come of it I am sick of baby j only showing his face when he wants something, he is the point ho on this site if that makes sense i am fucking sick of seeing fan me, add me, rate me etc. we need to send these people to myspace with i am sick of the actual person fanmeaddme she or he is driving me nuts and call me crazy buy i do like the salute photos but why the pain in the ass to get it approved? i think they should be mandatory i hate people who clog up the bulletin boards with fan me add me shit or stupid spam that belongs in a junk mail folder on the e-mail of that person people who shout at you about their dick, cam etc it is so desperate and calling me Hey baby if i dont know you don't assume i want to know you if you do any of the above ok i am done this is starting to make no sense, people are just pissing me off with nonsense
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Bloom Of Love
I see before me A most wondrous sight A vision of beauty That takes my breath away I gaze upon my love Laid before me as a feast Her skin is soft as a rose Her eyes shining as dewdrops Moisture gathers upon her As a fire builds within The blush of passion Burning my gaze She trembles gently As if stirred by the lightest breeze Swaying ever closer As if begging for my touch I trace the contours of her face With the softest of touches Burning the memory of how she feels Into every fiber of my being Slowly I tease her body As the sun teases the bud Encouraging her to flower Even as a rose opens it’s petals I watch as she unfolds before me Blooming in all her glory A blossom coming into being Where a bud stood I wait until she’s at the peak Of the beauty held within And then I pluck her And savor the essence of love
What Kind Of Pia Am I
You Are Apple Pie You're the perfect combo of comforting and traditional Those who like you crave security What Kind of Pie Are You?
Salvation......
Salvation Between His Legs........................ It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath, and young nun Sister Magdalene had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed. Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Father John's nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he told her to do, and pray. The next morning the old nun asked Sister Magdalene how the Saturday night bath had gone. "Oh, sister," said the young nun dreamily. "I've been saved." "Saved? And how did that fine thing come about?" asked the old nun. "Well, when Fr. John was soaking in the tub, he asked me to wash him, and while I was washing him he guided my hand down between his legs where he said the Lord keeps the Key to Heaven." "Did he now?" said the old nun evenly. Sister Magdalene continued, "And Father John said that if the Key to Heaven fit my lock, the portals of Heaven would be opened to me and I would be assured of salvation and et
11 People
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to name that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping......
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..." 5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. < 7. Speak only in a "robot" voice. 8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. 9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub". 10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies. 11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 12. Sniffle incessantly. 13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. 14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windsh

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