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“what It Means To Be British?"
One of the British national daily newspapers is asking readers "what it means to be British?" Some of the emails are hilarious but this is one from a chap in Switzerland... "Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, and then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And, when they are overseas, in trying to be popular, they pretend to be Irish. And the most British thing of all?... ...suspicion of anything foreign"...

Great Day
Well as many of my close friends know I have started to workout at the gym. I go Mondays & Thursdays and once on the weekend (when I have time). Last week I met with a trainer at 10:30am to set up a work out plan. So as we are filling out all the paper work she asks me how much I weight. Well like I really want to know how much I weight. She tells me in order to set up my work out plan she needs to know what I weight. K before I had Tristen I was no more then 135lbs. After having three kids in three years I weighted 220lbs. Ya ya I weighted alot. Anyways I cut out all pepsi (which was so hard seeing thats all I drank) all junk food and started to eat better. I lost 22lbs in two weeks. So the last time I weighted myself I was 198lbs. That was a few weeks ago. Back to my story she weights me in at 182lbs I could believe it 182lbs I didnt think I weighted less then 190lbs but I did. I was so happy I am well on my way to my weight goal. My goal is to be under 150lbs by October 8th

Do What?!?!?!
Ok so I'm new here....be kind all. I've had a really bad week, Valentine's Day is for suckers, and love is overrated. Now if you are really that interested to know what happened let me know and I might tell you depending on my mood.

How Kinky Are You
You scored as Bondage. Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings.Biting100%Chains/Handcuffs100%Blood100%Bondage100%Whips67%Blind Folds0%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

How The Custom Of Kissing Started!! The Answer!!!
We know the kiss as a form of expressing affection. But long before it became this, it was the custom in many parts of the world to use the kiss as an expression of homage. In many African tribes the natives kiss the ground over which a cheif has walked. kissing the hand and foot has been a mark of respect and homage from the earliest times. the early Romans kissed the mouth or eyes as a form of dignified greeting. One Roman emperor allowed his imporant nobles to kiss his lips, but the less imporant ones had to kiss his hands, and the least important were only allowed to kiss his feet..! But the custom of kissing can be traced back rather than that tot he primitive wtimes.. To a mother and her child just like today.. (How could anyone not kiss alittle baby.. aww they are so adorable.. anyways back to the custom.) They have evidence that this was already the case by the sixth century, But ehy can only assume it was practiced long before that. The first country where the kiss

Dammit!
i yelled at the puppy just now...and i'm very ashamed of myself. i had just brought in the mail, and our screen door is kinda old and doesn't always latch. she has a tendency to rush the door anyway. and she bolted...almost into the street where some od suburban was barreling towards her. i got so scared that i yelled at her...she was so scared of me that she peed a little (Cocker Spaniels have a tendency to lose bladder control a little when either excited or scared, also some times to show submission as well). i feel like such an asshole. i also have a bandaid on my forehead. it's so stupid. i have this pimple dead center about an inch higher than my eyebrows. pimples are such a rare occurence that i can't stop myself from messing with it. it looks like a freakin' headlamp now. i now look like a total idiot. but i think that i'm going to write something on it...something clever. ah hell...gonna nap now. grrr...i am still cranky...

Vk Is Goin To Cali
I leave for my trip to Long Beach California in 1 week :D I am so excited. I will be gone for 4 days but please still feel free to leave me comments and stuff like that. I hope I will have a friends laptop with me If I do I will check in a few times while I am there. I will be staying Aboard the RMS Queen Mary For those of you who do not know. The Queen Mary Is One Of The Most Haunted Ships In The "WORLD". I am also a Paranormal Investigator which is my reason for going I am going on a Investigation "Ghost Hunt". I will post any pictures I get from there in my albums. For Those Of You Who Are Into Spirits and Ghost :) I will also be posting a a 4 days trip blog on my myspace page. I will Fix up a Link To That Page on my CT Pro For Easy Access :) Have A Wonderful Day ~Venomous Kiss~

Wtf Is Going On
can anyone tell me why my cherry level was down to 30,000 and now all the sudden has gone back up to 31.300 and some friggin odd...this is B.S and wld love to know why my cherry amount fluctuates back up when was down. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Trying To Make It End
I have gone and cried Now i wanna die To be able to fall Into the bliss Of nothing like this I wanna sleep Never to be awaken To make the world shaken Into the damnation Of what they all deserve I want all of them to die Now i want to survive To live without them In knowing what its like Of someone showing understanding I felt like doing it No one stopped me Tried to tell me they cared Inemotional people survive Oh well It must be my time

Little Boys Vs Little Girls
>>Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school >> > > past >> > > a 4th grade girl's house. One day he is carrying a >> > > football, and he stops to taunt the little girl. He >> > > holds up the football and says "See this football? >> > > Football is a boys game and girls can't have one!" >> > > The >> > > little girl runs in the house crying and tells her >> > > mother about the encounter. She runs out and buys >> > > the >> > > girl a football. >> > > The next day the boy is riding home on his bike, and >> > > the girl shows him the football, yelling "Nah na nah >> > > na nah!" >> > > The little boy gets mad and points to his bike. "See >> > > this bike? This is a boys bike, and girls can't have >> > > them!" >> > > Next day, the boy comes by and the little girl is >> > > riding a new boy's bike. Now he is really mad. So he >> > > drops his pants, points at his most private of >> > > parts, >> > > and says "You see THIS? Only BOYS have these and >> > > you

My Fantasy
Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com Since meeting you i have you in my head in my heart in my soul, i can not stop thinking bout you to want you to feel you, at night you are my last tought in the morning you are my reason to get out of bed, your love makes my heart beat makes me breath makes me want makes me need. I dream of the day we will meet so i can hold you kiss you taste you make you wet to my touch to my kiss where you would make me crave you by you taste. To slowly undress you kissing you gently caressing you tasting you smelling your aroma driving me crazy for you, kissing you softly on the lips licking them runing my hand down your back bringing you closer to me. Lowering my head i reach the top of your breast kissing them licking them as i reach your nipples i take them in my mouth nibbling them holding you close forcing your breast in my mouth. My hands caressing them slides to your ass grabing your cheeks squeesing them making you feel as i take you in my

Broken Heart
is it bleeding it must be broken it hurts so much the pain in my heart i feel like you tore it apart what have i done to deserve this are you feeling it too the soreness the lonliness the temptations pick up the phone an call me tell me you love me you say the words but they dont have passion you hold me close yet i am still cold i yern for you to really mean it the words "I Love You" to be held and feel the warmth to be safe to be loved you let me cry now i feel shy you are my waekness my blind eye i havent told you what you mean to me that "i love you and you broke my heart

Wisdom
Pity is on the fool who thinks he knows it all as wisdom comes to those who admit that he knows nothing and thus has a lot to learn. Read all you want, study everything you can, you will be wise on those attributes. Intelligence will come to you but wisdom comes to those who have suffered, struggled, and lived a real life.

Shedding Tears
Because It hurt so much ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Because I felt the stabbing Because I love you I cry when you say goodbye I cry when you say leave me I cry when you say forget it Pain of the soul Pain of the mind Pain of the heart Shedding tears Shedding dreams Shedding the pain Lost virginity Lost family Lost love

Chatters And Crazyness
Over the past few years since I began chatting online in Yahoo,I have come across some real winners but not as bad as these eejits in Catholic Chatroom 1 who even have a blog where they attack and demean certain chatters for random mistakes,mental illness or whatever. I recently returned to chat to visit old friends and later found myself mentioned on the blog attacking the fact I'm bi-polar. As if these people don't have their own issues.Don't they have anything better to do? This is just one reason why I prefer Cherrytap,SANE PEOPLE. I have met some kick ass people on here. So if you get the chance,check out Rayne's and Morrigan's pages. You won't be sorry so show the love.

Average?
In this world it does not pay off to be average. But what is so bad about being average? Who grows up wanting to be a genitor or a bus driver, or a waiter? The stories that people care about are the ones about the extremely poor in the bottom of the pit or the rich and famous. Anywhere else in the middle society doesn’t care about you. Be born poor and die rich you are a hero. What is so bad about being average?

Carnival---party Time!! Yah!!!!
Carnaval is an official Mexican holiday that kicks off a five-day celebration of the libido before the Catholic lent begins on Ash Wednesday. Beginning the weekend before Lent, Carnaval is celebrated exuberantly with parades, floats, costumes, music and dancing in the streets. Carnaval is equivalent to Mardi Gras in New Orleans. **************************** Carnival in Mexico is a cause for big celebration, with parades of masked dancers taking over the streets of Tepoztlán, Huejotzingo, Chamula, Veracruz, Cozumel and Mazatlán. In Veracruz, in Cozumel's main town of San Miguel and in Mazatlán the action resembles the New Orleans Mardi Gras, with parades of dancers accompanied by marching bands and sound systems. However, not all the Mexican carnivals follow the Caribbean model. As elsewhere in Mexico, pre-Hispanic traditions have merged with Catholic feast days to create something entirely different. In San Juan Chamula for example, people run through the streets on flaming b

If It Isnt One Thing Its Another
I found out my dr. is going to put me on oxygen. I have asthma and COPD. I get so out of breath from just walking. I will be 30 next month and some days I feel like Im 90. I have 2 kids. I am so scared that I wont be around to see them grow up.It bothers me that Im only going on 30 and already need oxygen. And way other than that things are great. I hope everyone had a great Valentines day and that you got lots of goodies. I got mine the day after hehehe a 1 ct diamond ring!

Sexual Signs - Please Post Which One You Are - Thankiies Metro (muaaaaaah Xo)
Below are descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist. Read your sign, then forward this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign and label, or you'll get bad luck for the number of years stated in your sign description. .:VIRGO:. The Virgin Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. .:SCORPIO:. The sex addict Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. .:LIBRA:. The Best lover Beautiful people. Very romant

Zodiac Signs & Lovers - Thanks Sarah!
Below are descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist. Read your sign, then forward this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign and label, or you'll get bad luck for the number of years stated in your sign description. .:VIRGO:. The Virgin Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. .:SCORPIO:. The sex addict Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. .:LIBRA:. The Best lover Beautiful people. Very romant

Rolling Along
I was rolling along when I saw a microphone, So I picked it and sang about the stars and the freebirds and then to my surprise came such a size... Of thought and courage, so I sprang to the end and leapt off a whim to fall on my own again.

My Heart
Because you live and breathe Because you make me believe in myself when nobody else can help Because you live, my Master My world has twice as many stars in the sky It's alright, I survived, I'm alive again Cuz of you, made it through every storm What is life, what's the use if you're killed inside I'm so glad I found an angel Someone Who was there when all my hopes fell I wanna fly, looking in your eyes Because you live there's a reason why I carry on when I lose the fight I want to give what you've given me always. With all my love my Master to You....Your slavegirl

Letter From A Farm Kid
Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Army beats working for old man Minch by a mile . Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. But I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth y our cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing. Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you til noon when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much. We go on "route marches," which the Drill Sergeant says are long wal

A Real Dream
It was after that dream that it happened. That dream of Israel and us - you chased me around the chalky, high-walled alleys. I heard the slip of your foot as it slid in its sandal I could almost see it as you ran fast after me. Our always chase. Of course, you caught me; arms waist-wrapped, my pale-blue dress hiked we two laughing until our eyes met; pale green, black-flecked set off by a light tan - I saw that gleam. I knew it then. You knew it too: Led me back to a white-walled room where I offered and you took. We - lovers then. Over tea and honey I told you about it. "No choice," you said. My heart's fast beat and whir Such details I told, stammering. You said then, "What is it you are waiting for? You know it will be me." I could not argue. The dream mere confirmation. So there we were, remarkably alone, nobody to patrol - and you led me to a high-wooden, linen-sheeted bed where I stood and you so reveren

International Disadvantaged People's Day
Today is International Disadvantaged People's Day. Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend, as I have done . I don't care if you lick windows, interfere with farm animals, voteLiberal or occasionally shit yourself.......You hang in there Sunshine, you’re fucking special...

11 Minutes
A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently taps on the driver's window with his flashlight. The young man lowers his window . "Uh, yes, officer?" The cop says: "What are you doing?" The young man says: "Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine." Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: "And her, what is she doing?" The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater." Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple. Alone, in a car, at night in a Lover's lane.... and nothing wild is happening! The cop asks: "What's your age, young man?" The young man

My 12 Hours Of Fun
The last twelve hours have been incredible. From great conversation to sleep to work. The building across the street from where I work is on fire and I’ve been staring out my window with a large group of colleagues watching the fire men and civilians run around. I am watching the flames while eating my delicious breakfast-watermelon, mango, pineapple mmm yummy, raspberries, blueberries, blackberries…mmm tasty. This is a fun Friday---leaving tomorrow for Mexico….partying tonight….fun fun fun!~ Disclaimer: This blog does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either myself, my company, my boyfriend, my friends, or my cat; don't quote me on that; don't quote me on anything; ok, you can quote me, but I may deny it anyway; all rights reserved; you may distribute this content freely but you may not make a profit from it, at least not unless you PayPal my fair share; terms are subject to change without notice; in fact, they just did; any resemblance to actual persons, living, dead or u

Smile,its The Best Prevention For Early Wrinkles.....kkhhh
A doctor in Minnesota wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he told his assistant "Ya Ole, I am going hunting tomorrow and we don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of our patients". "Yes, sir..." answers Ole. The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks: "So Ole, how was your day?" Ole tells him he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache, so I gave him TYLENOL." "Bravo! Ya, Ole, and the second one?" says the doctor. "The second one had stomach burning, and I gave him MAALOX, sir," says Ole. "Bravo, bravo Ole! You're good at this and what; about the third one?" asks the doctor. "Sir, I was sitting here, and suddenly the door opens, and a woman enters like a flame. She undresses herself, taking off her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spread her legs and shouts: HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!!" And what did you do Ole?" asks the doctor. "I put eye

Meezer Chatter
Ladies and Gentlemen, WE HAVE CHAT!Starting last night, every Meez profile has a little chat box where Meezers can leave messages to each other or chat with all of the signed-in Meez world. Obviously, your Meez headshot is your default Xat Chat icon and your Meez bodyshot is your default background.Now you've got another way to get to know your fellow Meezers! There are even "audies" to add some audio life to the chat. Woohoo for interactive sound.If you feel that the chat window's just too much for you, you can always “hide” your chat box through editing your profile. Check it out! Or chat it out. Or, yeah... But seriously, go ahead and type on it. My fellow chatroom buddies agree that you're gonna like it. ;)

It Is Time !!!!!!!!!!!!
"I, as a spritual Indian man, am convinced that it is time to reach out to my white brothers and sisters and to share with whomever wishes to partake of what we, the indigenous people of this land, still have. It is time that the buckskin curtain be drawn back. It is time, I know it. You have noticed that everything an Indian does is in a circle and that is because the Power of the World always works in circles, and everything tries to be round... Everything the Power of the World does is done in a circle. The sky is round, and I have heard that the earth is round like a ball, and so are all the stars. The wind, in its greatest power, whirls. Birds make their nests in circles, for theirs is the same religion as ours. The sun comes forth and goes down again in a circle. The moon does the same, and both are round. Even the seasons form a great circle in their changing. Our tepees were round like the nests of birds, and these were always set in a circle. The nation's hoop, a nest of many

History Of Valentine's Day
Sorry guys, I've been on the road for the last three days. Finally catching up. -Mikey Not Like it Used To Be February 14 is Valentine's Day. Although it is celebrated as a lovers' holiday today, with the giving of candy, flowers, or other gifts between couples in love, it originated in 5th Century Rome as a tribute to St. Valentine, a Catholic bishop. For eight hundred years prior to the establishment of Valentine's Day, the Romans had practiced a pagan celebration in mid-February commemorating young men's rite of passage to the god Lupercus. The celebration featured a lottery in which young men would draw the names of teenage girls from a box. The girl assigned to each young man in that manner would be his sexual companion during the remaining year. In an effort to do away with the pagan festival, Pope Gelasius ordered a slight change in the lottery. Instead of the names of young women, the box would contain the names of saints. Both men and women were allowed to d

Why Do I Dwell On People?~!?!?!?!?!?!
why ...like ex's and old friends that i haven't talked to since i moved from hollywood. i feel like people that i really really really dislike keep coming back to slap me in the face...ew! i hate small towns like santa clairita where everone knows everyone. damn seeing some bitch (who will stay un-named)date old bf's or dumb sluts trying to hang out with my very impressionable sisters! and this is why i hate the fact that i dwell on shit that isn't even worth my time anymore.... sometimes i hate things like myspace.com and cherrytap...not so much cherrytap but myspace for sure! damn...oh well marijuana will help xoxox celest

My Tap, My Home, My Fun, My Life
You know I visit the tap to make friends, visit pages and read blogs for my own enjoyment. And for 90% of everyone that happens, I thank you all for your kind thoughts and words and I appreciate you sharing your world with me. Of course for the other 10%, well we will just leave it at that... of course I find amusement from them also. Our little Naval friend hasn't realized that his injuries has left him more than just immobilized, I think Stupidity has set in also. Why I add you guys to my friends list.. Because there is something I see that I like in one form or another. Of course to all of my local friends, you are more than welcome to visit when our schedules allow.. To those not so local, perhaps the time will come in our various travels. I'm glad that I can fit the Tap in when I can during my daily schedule. Its nice to take a break from projects for clients and other fun that makes me my money.. I am very honored that I have the ability to excel in my fiel

P.e.t.a.
Cute puppies and cuddly kittens gently snuggling in your bed gently licking you. Ah, how animals make even the meanest bastard turn into a light hearted little child. No wonder people want to protect them, they make great companions! They can be your best friend as a pet or your savior if you're blind. But is P.E.T.A. what everyone thinks it is? Founded in 1980 by President Ingrid Newkirk, The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals took off to become the largest animal rights organization in the world. They claim to be against anything that exploits animals and are willing to do whatever it takes to free the animals from such cruelty. They do this by charitable donations made by kind-hearted people around the world. The problem is that most of these people go against PETA's moral beliefs. See, PETA wants "total animal liberation" from the enslavement humanity put on it. Now that literally means that any animals in captivity (lions, bears, dogs, cats) would be set free in the

Psychics.
Today I'm going to tackle a topic I thought wouldn't need to be tackled, but it's come back into the mainstream in America. Psychics. Slyvia Brown, John Edwards, Peter Popoff....what do these people have in common? Well, first of all they all claim to be psychic. Also, they are all full of shit. In the 1930's a Duke University experiment gave the theory of ESP, or extrasensory perception, popularity and credibility by testing subjects with guessing the shapes on special playing cards. This led to the government allowing a study to be taken using tax payers money. For 27-29 years the CIA financially supported research of this psychic ability and cost us around 20 million dollars. The results: There was no psychic ability presented by ANYONE IN THE ALMOST 30 YEARS OF RESEARCH!!! Fine, we lost 20 million dollars as a society. Not that bad, except for the fact that it was complete bullshit. It didn't hurt anyone at all, just took money out of our pockets. So lets turn to psychics.

Gay Marriage?
In our society today we are threatened with the destruction of traditional families constantly. Politicians and Conservatives are quick to warn us of the woes that will fall upon our society if we were to allow swinging couples or, even worse, homosexuals from marrying. People claim that allowing homosexuals to marry will permit people to start marrying animals, and how it would affect the well-being of such children that live with such person. However, are these threats even logical? The first claim, of the destruction of the traditional marriage, is quite odd as seeing that traditional marriages are…..well, not traditional. We are constantly evolving our ways of living with people. The most historically common marriage system involved one man marrying multiple women. These women had little to no power and were mainly used as sexual gratifiers, house cleaners, cooks, and people responsible for the upbringing of the children. However, we cut through this 'traditional' marriage and s

Accident
Sorry I haven't been around to respond to everyones wonderfull comments or rate your profile pics like I usually do but I was in an accident on tuesday that has left me in a lot of pain so I've been sleeping when I would normally be on here... every ones been asking me what happend and Ive been telling it over and over again so I thought ide post it here for all to read.. My friend and I, the guy whom gives me a ride to work everday, were on our way to work in his truck. We had just been talking about how great the roads were compared to what we had expected, they had been 0really bad the night before on our way home. We were talking about how we should have brought the car instead when we hit a patch of ice commonly refeared to as black ice in these parts cause you really dont see it intell your on it. He started to loose controle and almost regained it only to loose it again. I think i had about 10 differnt things run through my head all at once at the moment I seen we w

Stripper?
So, I got told by a friend the other day that if I couldn't find a job, I should work as a stripper. Out of curiosity, I want to see how many of my friends think I could actually do it, and who thinks I should just keep looking, lol.

Babies
I have just learned from BabyJesus that all the Storks have quit delivering babies and well people will have to start making their own. So, I have been trying to make a baby all by myself now for some time and still can’t seem to get it right. All I am doing is making a dang mess here and this stuff gets so sticky and gooey am I doing something wrong anyone got any advice for me.

I Use My Office Every Day!
The doctor told a man that masturbating before sex, often helped him last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the heck, I'll try it." He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realized his solution. On the way home from work, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at his pant leg. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?" He heard, "This is the police. What in the hell are you doing?" The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted." The cop says, "Well, you better check your brakes too,

Cant Do It
I cant stop thinking about you but your doing nothing but playing a game so even though it hurts im goidng to let go once again it will be hard but less then the first and it will keep declining till i never slip again!

How To Get Out Of A Traffic Ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!? Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation: Captain: Sir, can I see your license? Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Captain: Who's car is this? Driver: It's mine, officer. He

Joke6
A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog." "But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered. "But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. He quickly answered: "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack."

Mutiny On Cherrytap
Mutiny on CherryTap Like the song goes.... Don't think you are not Irreplacable, Cause you can be so easily be replace. So to all the jerks, who send threats.... Step to left please upon the plank in front of you. Pushing your sorry self into the murky waters of nothing. To all the players n gamers.... Take a detour to the left too, Upon that same plank, please. No need looking back, Cause no one cares. Now for the sicko, perverts and haters. What can I say to you..... Please see we did not enjoy your stay upon a place that is not for bullshit or games, So please be kind and no hassle, Cause you need to step to the left too, And Join the rest of your sorry friends in the murky water of nothing. Mutiny on CherryTap has taken place.... And we want no more of this from none of you. So we are replacing you, all w

Two Prostitutes
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on the roof of their car which read, "TWO PROSTITUTES... $150.00." A policeman noticed the car, and quickly pulled them over. He approached the ladies and told them they'd have to remove the sign. Otherwise, they'd be arrested and taken to jail. Just then, another car passed by with a sign which read, "JESUS SAVES." The two ladies asked the policeman why he let the other car drive by without pulling them over. "Well, that's a little different since it pertains to religion." The two ladies were furious, but nonetheless they removed the sign and drove away. The next day, the same policeman noticed the same two ladies riding around town with a sign on the roof of their car. He figured he had an easy bust, so he pulled them over once again. As he approached the car, though, he noticed a new sign which now read, "TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER... $150.00."

Mad Cow Disease
A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer, seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease. The Lady: "Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information on the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?" The Farmer stared at the reporter and said: "Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?" The lady reporter (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?" The Farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?" The reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?" The Farmer: "I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?"

~~one Day!~~
ONE DAY! One day you're gonna want that girl. That girl that knew she wasn't perfect but tried to be perfect for you . The girl that believed the scraps of you, she was given were worth it . Because somethings were better then nothing, That girl who wanted nothing more, then to be there for you . And love you the way she knows she only could. The girl who sees your flaws. But values them as much as your strentgths. That girl who still can't bring herself to hate you, even though sometimes you probably deserve it.. That girl who saw past your handsome face and treasured parts of you that no one else had ever appreciated. The girl who realizes she may never have your heart, but will carry the image of you in hers forever. The girl that sees this and still loves you . The girl that should have you, but doesn't, Even though she deserves it .. ~But One Day~ That girl will no longer be there. No longer there for you to step on, That special girl will shed no m

Drinks That Show Personality
Before you order a drink in public, you should read this. Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, & YOU! Drink: Beer Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.................. Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet eveni

Joke4
man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door. Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!" The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"

Its Your Love~tim Mcgraw
Dancing in the dark, middle of the night Taking your heart and holding it tight Emotional touch, touching my skin And asking you to do what you've been doing all over again Oh, it's a beautiful thing Don't think I can keep it all in I just gotta let you know What it is that won't let me go (Chorus) It's your love, it just does something to me It sends a shock right through me I can't get enough And if you wonder about the spell I'm under Oh,It's your love Better than I was, more than I am And all of this happend by taking your hand And who I am now is who I wanted to be And now that we're together I'm stronger than ever, I'm happy and free Oh, it's a beautiful thing Don't think I can keep it all in (Oh) And if you ask me why I've changed All I gotta do is say your sweet name (Chorus) Oh, Baby It's a beautiful thing Don't think I can keep it all in I just gotta let you know What it is that won't let me go (Chorus) It's your love It's your l

Joke3
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."

Letting You All Know
That I will be gone for the weekend...I'm leaving in 2 hours and i'm heading to Ohio...wish me luck and i hope the weather holds out for me! I will b back on Sunday! Try not to miss me to much! lotsa love, Sue

Two Little Old Ladies
Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a Flower Show was in progress. One leaned over and said to the other, "Life is so darned boring; we never have any fun anymore. For $5.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid Flower Show!" "You're on!" said the other old lady holding up a $5.00 bill. The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely nude, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the Flower Show. Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. The naked and smiling old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd. "What happened?" asked her waiting friend. "I won 1st Prize as Best Dried Arrangement!"

Joke2
Things to do in the bathroom stall... 1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?" 2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that." 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before." 5. Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!" 6. Say "Darn, this water is cold." 7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly. 8. Say, "Now how did that get there?" 9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus." 10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!" 11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters. 12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your ne

I Bet Mace Windu's Lightsaber Has "bad Mother Fu@#$r" On It.
Windu's Saber Size Envy of Other Jedi By Brian Briggs Sources on Coruscant have reported a growing rift among the Republic's Jedi over saber size. The Jedi, especially Anakin, appear very jealous of Mace Windu's noticeably larger and longer light saber. "I've had several discussions with Mace about his saber," said Obi-Wan Kenobi, "He likes to pull it out in front of Amidala, just to swing it around and that really upsets Anakin. I'm afraid he may push Anakin to the dark side." There have been reports that Anakin has experimented, unsuccessfully, with "quantum photon enhancers", which only resulted in his light saber turning a deep purple for about a week. Said young Skywalker, "Master Yoda gives me all this 'Judge me by my size, do you' crap. Damned right, size matters." Yoda, who has confronted issues of size all his life, said saber size was often a concern of young inexperienced Jedi. Master such as himself knew how to work with a saber of shorter stature. He sai

Is There Any
I just want to know is there any woman left that will not hurt you y is all this going on im a good man and yet it seems to me that all i get is woman who just want to hurt me please help some one any one holla

The Kind Of People We Meet On Cherry Tap?
Woman Allegedly Stabs Man During Sex By Associated Press Posted February 15 2007, 10:52 PM EST TEMPE, Ariz. -- A woman has been arrested on suspicion that she tied up a man during sex, then stabbed him repeatedly with a knife and told him she likes to drink blood, police said. Tiffany Sutton, 23, was arrested on suspicion of aggravated assault Tuesday night at a Tempe home where she and the victim were living, according to authorities. The man, whose identity was not released, told police he had consented to being tied up but became scared when the woman attacked him with a knife. He eventually freed himself and ran away, but Sutton chased him with a pickax, police said. The man was taken in an ambulance to a local hospital, where he was treated for injuries. Police said both Sutton and the man admitted that they had consumed alcohol and drugs prior to the incident. Sutton claimed the entire encounter was consensual, police said.

Moment In Time(poem)
Moment in Time If only for a moment in time you were truely mine. Just a brief moment of bliss and now you are gone If only for a moment in time you held me like no other Told me all those sweet lies now I sit here and cry If only for a moment in time my world was finally right The laughter and happiness finally were truely mine. If only for a moment in time the tears no longer came My pale checks finally had color and my eyes longed to see you If only for a brief moment in time I can say I had my soulmate Then time started to continue and you were nowhere near Yes, if only for a moment in time I was truely blessed I had you in my life holding me from any harm Now in that brief moment in time I will forever be lost Wishing that once again I had that moment in time with you

Militay People Contest !
~~ Army Man Contest on Ct ~~ I need Army Men for my contest! Contest will start 2/19 thur 2/26 Vip Gifts and VIC Gifts For the winners ! 1st Military person is...... with 1 comments So send me your pics to my inbox and i will enter u! Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest ! Maria ~!~......Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

*holds Head*
So.....after the two scares last night with two bills and the sudden relief this morning I think I really want to go home. And I'm hungry. A little. We had lunch on the boss today but unforutnately I don't eat fried chicken. Too greasy for me. Oh well. Maybe I can leave earlier than the 2 that I asked for.

The Patch
Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals. One of them looks at the other one's penis and notices there's a Nicoderm patch on it. He looks at the other priest and says, "I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your penis." The other one replies, "It's working just fine. I'm down to two butts a day."

Anger Management
Husband: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you manage to control your anger?" Wife: "It's simple really ... every time you get mad at me, I count to ten then go and clean the toilet bowl." Husband: "Uh? How in the world does that help?" Wife: "I use your toothbrush."

Joke1
In Illinois a mental patient went on trial for threatening to castrate President Bush. He was sentenced to 7 months in prison but a federal judge let him go because you can't lock people up for threatening to castrate the president. If you could, Hillary would have been in Leavenworth 15 years ago.

Long Story And Long Lost Friends!!!!!!!
So anyways I am sorry i had to leave for a little while!! Things here got hectic once again and well i got caught in the middle of it!! But Later on ill start writing again!! Some of my friend have seen my stuff like Jen. She has been the greatest friend i have ever known!! I met her while i was in the military and she knows me inside and out!!No she doesnt know me in the holy way but damn if i had only done something the first time i met her! She knows what i am talking about!!! Those are some memories now!! She has been with me when i was overseas she has always been inside me where ever i go!! She has seen my ups and my downs! I will eternally be grateful to her as a friend!!! Anyways i know i am not the greatest person in the world, but i hope that people can always count on me as a friend!! I am currently working on a poem called Fallen Angel but i am stuck i do not want to keep using the same lines over and over again so i am rewriting it as we speak. Well i have to go

Bitches!!! Got This In My Bulletin And Thought It Was Cool!!
~~~TO ALL MY REAL BITCHES~~~~ (you know who you are) A simple bitch will let another bitch know she can back the fuck up or get knocked the fuck out. *A real bitch will just knock her the fuck out!!! A simple bitch tells you, she's had enough to drink. *A real bitch tells you we need another shot, we bout to get fucked up! A simple bitch goes to the club with you and sits down. *A real bitch goes to the club with you and says lets show these simple bitches how we do it. A simple bitch wonders who your new man is. *A real bitch know that mutha fucka's first name, last name , his birthday, where he lives, who he's related to, what kinda car he drive's, where he works, how many babies mama's he has, and how many bitches he is talking to right now!!! A simple bitch thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. *A real bitch lets you know that was fucked up, but I love ya. A simple bitch expects you to always be there for them. *A real bitch

Funny
A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy Lunchtime. They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with Pager. As they waited patiently, the little boy said loudly, "Gee, she's Fat!" The mother bent down and whispered in the little boys ear to be quiet. A couple of minutes passed by and the little boy spread his hands as far as they would go and announced; "I'll bet her butt is this wide!" The fat woman turns around and glares at the little boy. The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet. After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the line. Just then her pager begin to emit a beep, beep, beep. The little boy yells out, "Run for your life, she's backing up!"

Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover
Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you! Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter. You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you. You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover. Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives. Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours. No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. What Kind of Seducer Are You?

Any Adventurous Girls In Bc??
I recently moved to North Vancouver in BC, Canada and i'm looking for female friends. I'm married, but VERY VERY BIsexual and i'm looking for girls to get to know, chat with and maybe more.......and no, my hubby wont be involved, but knows my needs and is fine with them. If you are female and live near me please contact me.....also, if you know women in my area who you think might be interested please send them my screenname.......i'll be indebted to you. xxxx

Www.cherrytap.com
Hosted by CherryTagz.com I was sitting in my rig one day, near the end of a 5 day haul, playing with my laptop, in PKR poker as I recall, when a good friend said to me, "man have I got something here ya gotta see" it's called cherry tap, and brother, it's damn sure the place to be, so I fired up that laptop, it's keyboard I did smoke, typed in www.cherrytap.com thinking this must be some sort of joke, soon I had set up my page, even made a friend or two, then I leveled up, so I could rate , that's when I first set eye's on you, that first look into your eye's, and by god I was hooked, I hoped that you was real, or I knew my goose was cooked, your beauty took my breath away, I was speachless all that day, I tryed changing gears again, hell there was money to be made, but every time I turned a corner, went up a mountain, or crossed a stream, I found myself thinking of a stranger, the most beautiful lady I had ever seen, finally at home that night, I was

Missing You
Lately I have been thinking about you, wondering how you are doing, what you have been doing, are u watching us? I guess cause it is that time of the year our birthdays are jsut right around the corner, I remember how we use to party for them. I hope you are well my friend. I sure miss you alot. R.I.P my brother. Troy, I love You!!

There Are So Any Reason...
THERE ARE SO MANY REASONS THE NIGHT IS LONG...IT'S LONGEST WHEN I'M LYING AWAKE, THINKING OF EVERYTHING AND NOTHING AT THE SAME TIME. STARING AT THE DARKNESS, GOING OVER ALL OF IT...BACK AND FORTH...AND THE CLOCK TICKS ON...

Now Heres Sum Sexxxy Cherriez
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Thanks
For all the get well wishes. I am totally ill. Temps 103 and I cannot quit coughing. I took Tatiana for her mri of the brain this morning with anesthesia. We just got back. Imma go die now. If I havent responded to you...I will I just need to snap out of this! xoxoxo Muahzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Military People Contest
~~ Military people Contest on Ct ~~ I need Military people for my contest! Contest will start 2/17 thur 2/24 Vip Gifts and VIC Gifts For the winners ! So send me your pics to my inbox and i will enter u! Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest ! Maria ~!~......Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Poetry
How do you love someone, That loves someone else Even though they say they love you, You know deep in their heart, That theirs belongs to another Why do you keep trying, When you can't make them love you, You can't make them forget You sit back and hope, That you are making the right choice, That it's all in your head, That their heart belongs to you, And nobody else Why do you keep trying... Because it's worth it in your heart, To not give up on them, Because you still want to show them, Just how much you love them....

A Pirates Alphabet....
A -- The favorite word of Canadian pirates, ey? B -- B stands for Beer! C -- Da ting we sails da boat on D -- Das beer! German pirates E -- 'e needs a beer F -- 'f only I had a beer G -- Gee, I wish I had a beer H -- H'aightch and everone one of us should have a beer I -- I wish I had a beer J -- The guy who sells us beer K -- Jay's wife, she's a looker! L -- Da place where bad pirates goes when dey dies! M -- 'em folks needs beers N -- 'nother beer O -- Oh I wish I had a beer P -- (*long pause*) Self-explanatree! Q -- A French word meaning 'line for beer' R -- A pirate's favorite word, Arrrh! S -- What you fall on when you drink too much beer T -- Why we beat the British U -- You should have a beer V -- Vikings! Svedish pirates W -- You and you should have a beer X -- Jay's former wife, she no longer sells us beer Y -- Why not have a beer Z -- Ze beer! French pirates thank you silveroak for shareing this!!!!

Nice Guys Always Finish Last
YOU KNOW LIFE IS NOT ALWAYS FAIR AND THE HERO DOES NOT ALWAYS GET THE GIRL. IF YOU ARE A NICE GUY BEWARE.. YOU WON'T GET ANYWHERE. I HAVE TRIED SO HARD TO BE A NICE GUY FOR SO FUCKING LONG ALL IT DOES IS CAUSE ME STRESS AND GRIEF. I AM EVERYONES FRIEND AND I BEND OVER BACK WARDS FOR THEM ALL. I THINK IT IS TIME I STOOD UP AND SAY YOU HAVE HAD YOUR TURN AND NOW IT IS MINE SO FOR THE FEW OUT THERE WHO KNOW ME AND CARE FOR ME THANKS FOR THE LOVE. I WILL ALWAYS RETURN IT IN YOUR FAVOR BECAUSE YOU WERE THERE FOR ME WHEN I NEEDED IT AND I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU STILL. AS FOR EVERYONE ELSE WHO DON'T LIKE MY ATTITUDE OR MY LITTLE RANT TO FUCKING BAD THIS IS MY BLOG AND THAT IS ALL I GOT TO SAY ABOUT THAT. -THE BIG FELLA-

My Friends Rock!
I LOVE ALL MY FRIENDS HERE ON CHERRYTAP!!!! all of you guys are so sweet..thanks for being so wonderful and nice to me...i just want to let you guys know i apprecate you!! YOU GUYS ROCK!! i just wanted you all to know that!! MUAH!!!!!

Ensign: When You Go There
All ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye. Isaiah 18:3 AN ENSIGN ON THE MOUNTAINS 16 February 2007 Robert Frost's poem "The Death of the Hired Man" comes to mind as I'm writing today's devotional. At one point, he says that home is the place that when you go there they have to take you in. We hear much from the pulpit about heaven being our eternal home, but in the Bible that's not mentioned at all. I looked it up (using a search engine, not page by page -- I'm not that good ;) and found "home" mentioned only fifty-one times throughout the entire Bible. Compare that with "house" which appears 1,562 times. It's easy to say that over time, like many words from the King James Version, the meaning of the word "home" has changed. But has it? Home as a physical location where we dwell (not necessarily with f

Sexiest Eyes
I am hosting a sexiest eyes contest... if you would like to be in the contest please send me a message and let me know which pic you would like to enter. If you have a friend that you think would like to be in it just let me know so that I can friend them so that they can the bulletins that I post. I would like to have about 10-12 contestants and as of right now I have three... so come on folks..I would like to start the contest by Monday Feb. 19th, have it run about a week or so with prizes to be determined at the end of the contest...depending on votes. Comment bombing will be allowed. Please let me know soon! Thanks guys!

Fellow Female Cherrytappers: Warning, Potential Picture Ripper
This this so-called 'stud' of a guy might be one to watch out for. He didn't say anything in response to me stating no ripping my pictures. I said that when I saw one ripped picture in his default album of a another cherrytappers salute. I don't know if she gave him permission to take it or not, I private messaged her to let her know. When I get a response I will update this entry. Just wanted to give a quick heads up to you. I would think if he had permission to rip it, she would have commented on it... If you can attest to this guy's character, please PM me. Thanks! Our brief convo: (and I waited ten minutes before making this a blog entry. He was responding back quickly to everything else, and he is still online.) ->Stud: no response to that? ->Stud: and no ripping my pictures Stud: you get your wish ;) ->Stud: just by talking to me on here.. and getting to know each other... but i'm really sick at the moment and going to head off to bed... why not send me a friend req

Arent Dogs Funny?
isnt it funny how your dog always has to race you up the steps? isnt it funny how you can neve go to the bathroom alone? isnt it funny no matter what you look or smell like they always want to lick you? isnt it funny how they always want to go outside in the middle of that special time? isnt it funny how they always want the whole bed, even though they have there own? isnt it funny no matter how hot it is outside or in, there nose is still just as cold when it touches your butt? isnt it funny?? lol

=) Nice
I got this from a bulletin and I thought it had a wonderful message: An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck. One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walk from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full. For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of water. Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments. But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half of what had been made to do. After 2 years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the woman one day by the stream. "I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house." The old woman smiled, "D

Update To My Friends...
My son is still hanging in...A day for him is very hard, The first thing he does in the mornings is to spend his first 2 hours vomiting...He has done this for so long...Sometimes it is hard to get him to focus on the good things because he feels as if he is being punished...He says it is not fair and sometimes he just wishes for a end...Was really hard when he was a teen as he felt as if he were a freak...We have been through so much but we still hang in...We have been working on getting ready for this surgery for over a year now and it has been a very long year...First we were looking for a donor list then we were told we had to have a live kidney...This surgery is expermental as it has never been attempted but it is a last resort for us and if it works we have found a cure for something that kills children...Please pray that it is a success...

The Inept Public...
On Saturday the 10th, I did something bad. I listened to NPR and during their show 'Weekend Edition Saturday' they interviewed Rev. Tim Ralph. Tim happens to be one of the 4 men who stamped the Ted Haggard package unequivocally hetero. Now, one of the major kickers is that Rev. Ralph just happens to be a former sufferer of SSAD, homosexuality. He admitted during the show that through mental training and an admittance of sexual abuse at a young age, he was able to come to terms with his sexuality. During the interview Rev. Ralph said several times that they had a 60% success rate even though, he also admitted, they didn't keep track of all their patients after they left the undisclosed Arizona facility. Here, though, is the part that got my goat (other than the fact that these numb-skulls are full of it), Rev. Ralph kept saying that you can change your sexuality through therapy. He made it clear,theveral times, that he meant sexuality, not homosexuality, but sexuality. After the 6th

A Funeral, A Parade And A Missed Birthday
Monday was a day that was filled with emotions. My son is in 5th grade and he marched in the anuual Georgia Day Parade. It celebrates the day that James Oglethorpe landed on the river bluff here in Savannah and Georgia was founded. About 5,000 children participated in the parade. He was so excited to be one of them. His dad and I waited on his school to pass and we joined them in their march to City Hall. When he saw us his whole face lit up. He was so happy we were there...and we were very proud of him. His school won first place in the banner contest. However, back at the school, in the church there, a ceremony of a much different kind was taking place. A funeral was being held there..the funeral for the mommy I wrote about who was killed in a car wreck. As my son was glad to see me, her son was grieving. As my son was marching in a parade, her son was saying goodbye. As my son was laughing, her son was silent. As my son planned for tomorrow, her son wished it was yesterday. As m

Just An Update
WELL THUS FAR, I'VE DELETED 200 PEOPLE/EMPTY PROFILES FROM MY FRIENDS LIST. WORST PART ABOUT IT - IS, I HAVEN'T EVEN HIT THE HEART OF MY FRIENDS LIST. I'M STILL WORKING ON THE FIRST 5 PAGES. MOST OF YOU ARE PRETTY SAFE TO STAY =) THE PEOPLE THAT ARE GETTING CUT ARE 1) EMPTY PROFILES AND 2) PEOPLE I'VE NOT HEARD FROM - EVER!

For My Friends Who Love Me Enough...
For anyone who actually read through all of that, god help you, as i have sat here for the past hour, reading through it myself. It's amazing how i feel no differently... i wish i still had the pass codes and stuff to my really old accounts... i can't even remember some of them... not even the website addresses.... you would be amazed how much drama has happened w/ lindon... one journal was when we were together, and split up. It's crazy.... reading through all of those really made me sad... i realixed truly how long i have been going through that drama and bullshit with lindon... it amazes me... even last night he tells me "we should get together sometime soon".... like i am, just, his, personal fucking whore. And thats why I dislike sex so much. It's stupid. It's weird how like, all he will say is, "come to me" (not exactly in those words) but I do... I always fucking do... and why?!?!? I have no idea.... I think i shall compare him to heroin. Because, truly, that is what he is li

Black Thigh-high Boots!
I just posted a new photoset in the Glamour/Strip Tease section of the gallery on my website. Go check them out at http://www.viciousvamp.com and let me know what you think of my black thigh-high boots! :)

Was A Bulletin Added To My Blog
this is worth more cherry bucks then what we all have We truly take a lot for granted. Forget the football "heroes" and movie "stars". Pass this on so that all may know the price of freedom. Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. My brother went to iraq.. im gonna have to post some pics of him there... Have a good day!

Family Chain
They say memories are golden, well maybe that's true. But we never wanted memories, we only wanted you. A million times we've needed you, A million times we've cried. If love alone could have saved you, you never would have died. In life we loved you dearly, In death we love you still. In our hearts you hold a special place, no one will ever fill. Our family chain has been broken and nothing seems the same. But as GOD calls us one by one, the chain will link again. IN LOVING MEMEORY OF CHRISTOPHER MICHEAL SIMMONS BORN 03/06/1981 DIED 11/29/2003

And The Winners Are... Pretty Eyes Contest!
Thanks for everyone who was in my contest... and thanks to everyone who voted for them... The winners are! 1st place 'Lost~~Civeteto~~~Queen Witch of Lestats Dark Covenant Family~~~Member of K.O.T~~ 2nd place fink du 3rd place magikarp Thanks agian....

New Cast
WE WENT TO SEE AN ORTHO THIS MORNING. ALAN NOW HAS A "REAL CAST" ON HIS ARM. THEY SAID THAT IT WAS BROKE. NOT A BUCKLE BROKE LIKE THE HOSIPTAL SAID LAST WEEK, ANYWAY HE HAS TO GO BACK IN 3 WEEKS TO HAVE IT CHECKED AGAIN.

I Hate Ninjas Part Ii
A while ago I wrote a blog about how I hate ninjas, a few days later I was talking to someone who really got me thinking. Ninjas are sneaky, and have been honing their skills by hiding your keys and the remote and such. But what could they really do to keep up their skills? They hire out their skills right? They were spies and assassins right? And the US is the most powerful and technologically advanced country in world right? Well I figured it out. Ninjas have been hiding Osama Bin Laden. Think about it, it makes perfect sense. We have all kinds of cool satellites and cool gear, we have put out HUGE rewards and have scoured the region looking for him. People like to mention how he is 6’5” and traveling with a dialysis machine. You would think that would stand out. How does he keep evading us? Ninjas, that’s how. Osama Bin Laden has hired ninjas to keep him hidden. That is okay, we can use that against them. Now instead of trying listen in on cell phone conversations we nee

Eurgh I Feel Horrible
4 days iv been in bed!! 4 days!! If it wasnt for good friendship (thankya darlyn) and a hell of a lot of drugs i wudnt have been able to skintify myself today altho i am actually about to pass out as it took all my energy away. the worst of my bein ill was probly the fevers the fucking painful headache The SHITTING painful stomachache oh yer and not seeing anybody just constant sleeping!!! the lack of diet coke this random ability to make every liquid (INCLUDING WATER IN A GLASS) i touched taste like burning plastic as wel as smell like it (and if u think it was just me ask ben dorman...he smelt it and agreed....got me a new glass...tasted it....it was fine....i tasted it,....was fine....5 mins later....WTF?!?!) so all those who love me and care about me spam me with comments of i love yous and get well soons etc etc and if u think ur extra special and u love me more than any1 else then i expect at least 2! (CHERRY THATS LIKE 4 FROM YOU........yer

The Songs/poems From Hi5... About His Dumb Ass
I can remember years ago, When I was young and free, I met this beautiful lady, And she fell in love with me. Then one day she said to me, "Please accept this gift I've chose" And when I opened up the box, There lied a beautiful porcelain rose. The porcelain rose was long and black, Like one I have never seen before, And on the vase these words were written, "Our love forever more" She said "I have one just like it, That I keep close to my heart, Now we can share them together, For our love will never part." We both loved each other, We were happy as could be, Then one day she accepted, My proposal to marry me. It wasn't long thereafter, I called her on the phone, The phone just rang and rang, There was no one home. Then I found out later, Down east she had to go. Her mother was very sick and dying, She didn't have time to let me know. Weeks went by then months, Waiting for her to call. Forever reading those word

Help Me Here
Ive been back and forth to a decision that could make my life hell or heaven. By rejoining with my old band, nine letter word. We had great tunes, great everything. only reason i quit is because trust issues. rather not get deep into. but maybe some of you could help me pick my decision. Go to myspace and look up nineletterword. listen to the tunes and tell me what ya think. im not going off by what you say, but advice helps sometimes. Brandon

Hey
Just wanted to say thanks to everyone who welcomed me here. I am new to this and still figuring out how everything works. So thanks for shoing me some love and making me feel like home. I love this site and everyone here so far has been great and I know the longer I am here the more i am going tolike it and have more friends.

Lindon, And My Old Hi5 Account
Apparenly i had this hi5 account that i forgot about, just started playing on it again, and reading through my blogs... it's insane... May 25th, 2005 Well, I don't lindon will be talking to me for a while. I really pissed him off last time we talked... it's just so annoying that he seems to think I am his personal "booty call", as i put it to him. He loves me, can't date me, and wants to have sex w/ me. Not happenin in this life time. It seems like i go over this same thing every fucking day!!! Except he hasn't talked to me in 2 days... *lol* I don't think he will talk to me anymore. Then only thing he ever has to say to me is "hey lets have sex"... and frankly, I am sick of that bullshit. It's like, he has no fucking respect for me at all. Ahhhh, the joys of men, and their endless bullshit. I swear I need to just get him out of my life completely. I never seem to do it... WHY?!?!!? Why is it that I cannot seem to get someone so mean and cruel out of my life? I deserve so much be

Alright, What The Hell?
I know not a lot of people are smart I guess you could say. But why is it that when they don’t know what the hell they’re talking about the resort to racism? I mean it only shows their fucking ignorance even more.

Yah...i Would Do The Same!!
The Obedient Wife There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me." And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died she would put all of the money in the casket with him. Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away. So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband." T

Private Folder Notice
There's nothing in it... yet. So you can stop asking me to view it. LMAO!!! I was planning on putting some nude photos in there... but being that I have none... I'm not. And that was a joke, I'm not putting any nude photos up on here. Dream on.

Up,up And Away! Off To Kuwait!!!!!!
Hello all! I am off to Kuwait tomorrow 17Feb07! I am not sure how long it will be before I can check my Cherry Tap page, but add me rate me! I will miss all my CT comments! I want all of my friends to stay safe, John you better stay safe for me!

Best V-day Ever!!
Wow!! Jeremy asked me to marry him on Valentines day!! The ring is sooo gorgeous! I was soo shocked, I cried for like an hour. I am soo happy. Everyone wants us to start planning our wedding right away, but I think we should wait for a little bit, and buy the house that we've been saving for first. I'm soo frickin' happy! OMFG!!

Movin' On Up!
So apparently we got a cost of living increase in our paychecks this week! That is a nice surprise. Nice way to start out a Friday. That is on top of the raise I got in January! So psyched! Who doesn't love some extra caash in the bank?!

My Birthday Is In The News (as Usual)
Available at Cnn.com SEOUL, South Korea (Reuters) -- North Korea was marking the 65th birthday of leader Kim Jong Il on Friday amid progress in ending its nuclear programs and lingering speculation abroad over who will eventually succeed him. Kim's birthday is one of North Korea's most important national holidays and one in which the personality cult inherited from his father, the country's founder Kim Il Sung, is arguably the most visible. North Koreans usually receive benefits such as extra food, but it remains unclear whether the country can dole out such largesse this year, given chronic food shortages and U.N. sanctions imposed over its October 9 nuclear test. "Holidays in North Korea mark occasions on which the leadership is obligated to show tangibly its ability to care for the people," said Scott Snyder, a senior associate at the Asia Foundation. The North Korean "leadership will be able to perform at a higher level in this area" amid reduced tensions with the in

Why Is It....
that sometimes i know that i am not perfect and i have screwed up a time or two that when i screw up that is all anyone can focus on? Even when at the time that it was done it was done because it was told to me to do it. why do people that you love have to hurt you all the time. sometimes i think that loving people only leads to being hurt and ridiculed for things that you do.

Take It And Repost Please !!
Getting to know me. 25 questions! 1. Where were you 3 hours ago? Here 2. Who are you in love with? Not Tellin 3. Have you ever eaten a crayon? No...ewww 4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? Yup...but I\'ll Let Your Imagination Work 5. When is the last time you went to the mall? hmmm..ages ago 6. Are you wearing socks right now? Nope 7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000? Nope...Damn Klunker.....opps, just lost my bumper 8. When was the last time you drove out of town? 3 weeks ago 9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days? Nope 10. Are you hot? Hmm, You Tell Me 11. What was the last thing you had to drink? Coffee 12. What are you wearing right now? Again, Let Your Imagination Run Wild ! 13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it? Car Wash Do It, cant figure out how to keep the roller brushes from washing ME 14. Last food that you ate? Ummm...OH ! You said FOOD 15. Where were you last week at this time? sitting right here 16. Have you bought a

The Health Care Racket: Paul Krugman ; Dick Cheney’s Dangerous Son-in-law
* * PLEASE RATE THIS BLOG * * Just use the red box to your left The Health Care Racket: PAUL KRUGMAN ; Dick Cheney’s Dangerous Son-in-Law by PAUL KRUGMAN: The New York Times Friday Feb 16th, 2007 6:58 AM KRUGMAN: In our health insurance system, resources that could have been used to pay for medical care are instead wasted in a zero-sum struggle over who ends up with the bill. THE COMPLETE ARTICLE AND MORE OP-ED COLUMNIST The Health Care Racket By PAUL KRUGMAN Published: February 16, 2007 Is the health insurance business a racket? Yes, literally — or so say two New York hospitals, which have filed a racketeering lawsuit against UnitedHealth Group and several of its affiliates. I don’t know how the case will turn out. But whatever happens in court, the lawsuit illustrates perfectly the dysfunctional nature of our health insurance system, a system in which resources that could have been used to pay for medical care are instead wasted in a zero-s

Roswell Fact (nonfiction)
I thought you would enjoy this little blurb of nonfiction: Many will recall that on July 8, 1947 witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch outside Roswell , New Mexico This is a well know incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S Air Force and the Federal Government. However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948 exactly nine months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.; Hillary Rodham Clinton; John F. Kerry; William Jefferson Clinton; Howard Dean; Nancy Pelosi; Dianne Feinstein; Charles E. Schumer and Barbara Boxer were born. See what happens when aliens breed with sheep...? This piece of information may clear up a lot of things.

Will These Nightmares Ever End
here i sit a man looking back at the hell that has been my life and ppl still today think they know what is like to have lived through it well let us put a stop to that now here is my life and welcome to my hell and nightmares. i look back and i am 3 years old and i am alone in the house and a woman baths me and then takes me out of the tub and dries me off and keeps a towel around me and then reads me a story and lets me fall asleep but the sleep doesn't last for i am woken up to being touched and molested and then raped by a woman i was suppose to trust with my life but she betrayed that trust and sent my life to hell on a downward spiral. now a boy of 6 and in school and a small boy at that as i am pushed around because i am different and made fun of for something i can't help.but this young boy is different and turns to darkness for help and finds power through the craft and things start to change for the boy of 6.he learns to control his friends and make them do his wi

Joke: Sex Therapist
A woman went to her psychiatrist because she was having several problems with her sex life. The psychiatrist asked her many questions but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems. Finally he asked, "Do you ever watch your husband's face while you are having sex?" "Well, yes, I did once." "Well, how did he look?" "Very angry..." At this point the psychiatrist felt he was really getting somewhere and he said, "Well, that's very interesting, we must look into this further. Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your husband's face once during sex; that seems somewhat unusual; how did it occur that you saw his face that time?" "He was looking through the window at me."

Grr Argh
Sick and grumpy. Thats all I really need to say. I've been sweating my balls off all day in a cold sweat. I just wanna go back to sleep, but too hot for that right now. Meh oh well... I need a pick me up... Someone send me a stiff drink and some other sort of upper. I could really care less at this point as to what it is. I'm gonna go ahead and unprivatize this thing cause what does it matter? I dunno... Bleh, I feel so crappy... I'll give someone a cookie if they can tell me whats wrong with me... Symptoms Include: Sweating No fever Cold sweats stomach ache aches in every muscle blah blah blah ok enough complaining. Today needs to be a good day. It's friday for christ's sake... Shouldn't fridays be fun I hate the weekend... It's always so fucking boring. Everyone else gets to go out and do shit and what do I do... I sit at home with my mom... Ugh... Shit like that just really makes you wanna put a bullet through your frontal lobe, yanno?? That or

Year Of Pig In The Chinese Astrology!
haha i was surfing and found this i guess is a cool description the page was this http://www.tuvy.com/entertainment/horoscope/metal_monkey.htm and yes i am Metal Monkey (June 19, 1980) read and tell me if it tells a bit how i am or it's wrong! what you think? :) METAL MONKEY Horoscope Feb 20, 1920 to Feb 7, 1921 Feb 16, 1980 to Feb 4, 1981 Monkey people, on their merry way to becoming famous, like to strew memorable bits of impishness and practical jokes along the way. Lots of fun, they also possess a serious side and influence a good many people throughout their lifetime. They know how to accomplish the most difficult of tasks with the greatest of enthusiasm, concentration, and ease. Even so, they can easily get discouraged and confused and MUST do things their way! They often become great mathematicians, super chess players, researchers, entrepreneurs or scientists. And, great mentors! Monkeys have a burning passion for knowledge of every kind and they magically are surr

Joke: Wishful Rubbing
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning: "Ohh, I need a bike! Ahh, I need a bike!"

Enough Is Enough
I HAVE BEEN BEING GOOD NOT GETTING INVOLED BUT I CANT SIT BY ANY MORE IM SURE SCAPPER WILL DELEAT ME WHEN THIS GETS OUT BUT OH WELL THERE ARE A BUNCH OF YOU WHO ACT LIKE 2 YEAR OLDS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE IF YOU WOULD LIKE ILL NAME YOU THIS IS THE INTERNET AND YOU MUST REMBER THAT YOU GO ON THE ATTACK AND THEN DONT LIKE IT WHEN SOME ONE RETURNS IT TO YOU SO TO MAKE SURE YOU DONT GET YOUR FEELINGS HURT YOU BLOCK EVERY ONE THAT MAY SAY SOME THING TO YOU YES IM TALKING ABOUT YOU ANGEL BABY YOU FAT LITTLE TROLL I WOULD TEL YOU TO CHOKE ON MY DICK BUT I WOULDNT LET YOU THAT CLOSE TO ME FOR FEAR THAT SOMETHING MIGHT GET ON ME IF YOU DONE THINK YOU DO ANYTHING WRONG BY CHEATING THEN UNBLOCK ME AND TALK TO ME LIKE A REAL PERSON BUT YOU KNOW YOU ARE WRONG AS FAR AS SONNY BUYING YOU SOME DIRTY WEED WELL YOU SHOULDNT BE OFFENDED BY THAT TROLLS LIVE IN THE WOODS AND YOU SHOULD FEEL HONOR THAT HE WOULD EVEN SPEND ANY OF HIS BUCKS ON YOUR STANK SMELLING ASS AS FOR HIM BEING MAD THAT YOU WANT BE HIS GI

Joke: Little Johnny And His Brother
So, one Saturday morning, Johnny wakes up early and goes to his parents room to wake them up. Finding the door closed, he opens it only to find Mom and Dad having wild sex. He realizes he's done something wrong by the way Mom screamed and Dad yelling at him to get out and shut the door. After a few moments, Dad comes out and tries to comfort Johnny since he's crying and obviously upset. "What were you and Mommy doing in there?" Johnny says thru his tears. "Well, son," Dad replies, "we were trying to make you a baby brother." Johnny is just happy as hell with this. He walks around school the next Monday and tells all his friends that he's going to have a baby brother, someone to play with, and all that. Well, later in the week, Dad comes home from work only to find little Johnny sitting on the front porch really crying up a storm. "What's the matter, Johnny?" asks Dad. "Well, remember the baby brother you were trying to make for me?" "Yes..." replies the

Crescendo
Tongues tease amidst feverish breath Rushing in and out of mouths so wet Steady hands are trembling now Snaking down naked limbs Fingers probing, reaching Making breaths stop, voices moan Tender breast and wicked tongue Gasps of pleasure from woman unknown Then moans from both As probing mouths seek nether regions And bodies twine and press together A shift and then they find themselves Forming unknowningly all positions of the Kama Sutra as they seek Only the pleasure of that massive rush The orgasm they seek as they come together Moaning words of pleasure in passionate tongues Reaching that perfect crescendo To cry and shiver until they fall Quiescent and fulfilled Bodies still entwined.

Now You Know Jack Shit
The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Read on and you'll be able to handle the situation intelligently. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep & Schitt, Inc. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple begat 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' wishes, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After 15 years of marriage, Jack & Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married a Mr. Sherlock, and out of devotion to her children, decided to hyphenate her last name, and became Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married a woman named Loda Dung, who became Loda Schitt. The couple produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, inseperable

Yay!! Hug Gifts!!
I couldnt believe it! I went to send a gift the other day and saw **HUGS** on there... I had sent a message to marketman a few weeks ago asking for a **HUG** gift... and voila!! there it is!! Im so happy.... and I dont care if 10000 other people suggested it... I will keep thinking he did it for me!! :o)~~~

Thinking Of Changing My Main Pic
Ok would like input...thinking of changing my main pic but not sure which one I want to make my main pic. Any suggestions?? ......and guys remember I cant use a NSFW one ha ha ha

Katie
ok so we had to take katie in on the 14th to the dr. She had gotten sick the night before and couldn't keep anything in. She was also saying her ear hurt. My kids do not get sick much so I know when they say something is wrong it is. So I called her dr on the 14th. right when they opened. we had to leav a message and wait for them to get back to us. And all the time we are waiting poor little katie is hurting and so sick. I felt so bad for her nothing I did would help and I hate for my kids to be sick or anything so We didn't wait to long at all I was ready to take her to the ER. right then the Dr's office called. They said to bring her in and set her appont at 420pm, but that they would fit her in as a walk in if we felt we needed to go before that. needless to say she went in before her appontment time as a walk in. She has a really bad ear infection in both ears she also at the same time has a really bad sting of the fue. they have put her on 8 medications that she has to have eve

Movies...
I want to talk about movies. Last weekend we went to see a couple of movies. The first we saw on Friday. It was called, "Epic Movie". From the commercials and advertisements, it seemed like a good choice. It starred one of my favorite actors, Kal Penn. Now, this movie brought on completely new definitions of the word, suck. It should be burned on the pyre of bad decisions (right next to '28 Days Later', 'Unbreakable', and 'Ishtar'.) and never see the light of day again. What in the world possessed the studio to make such a bad movie? It must have seemed like a good idea right after 'Narnia' came out, but with all the time that has passed, most of the jokes are too old to be funny. The second movie we saw made up for the horror that was 'Epic Movie'. We went to see 'Hannibal Rising'. This movie was good enough to make up for the evil that was the other movie, heretofore known as 'Crap-Fest 4'. Hannibal was a well directed, well written, and well acted film that I hearti

Blowjobs!
This morning my husband woke up with the fattest hardon, well I just had to have it! I rolled him onto his back and started kissing his chest all over and then I worked his nipples until he groaned, using my tongue I worked my way down to his abs... you know thw happy trail and when I got to his beautiful errection I just went nuts on it. I took him all the way into my throat slowly and then raised my head up and down all the way to his pelvic bone! This went on for about 10 to 15 mintues all the way into my throat, he really got excited and began to grab the back of my head and help me get his wonderful cock all the way in... I stopped very fast and began to lick and suck on his balls until he was begging me to suck on him again. I wanted him to cum real hard for me, I got down between his legs and reached around with both hands and grabbed his ass cheeks, "For more leverage"... I took his dick into my mouth just for a tease, licking the head around and around I could feel him getting

Catlady Is Pimping Her Friends Again
HERE ARE THE FIVE FOR TODAY. PLZ GO CHECK THEM OUT. RATE THIER PROFILES, FAN THEM ADD THEM. THEY ARE THE BEST. THEY WILL RETURN THE FAVOR. TY VERY MUCH. lisasweet@ CherryTAP Melly@ CherryTAP sandy@ CherryTAP hammerhead~ GIT-R -DONE REBEL FAMILY~@ CherryTAP Eric S. (awake again, sbox back on) the ASpie penguinfan musiclover...@ CherryTAP I WILL BE PIMPING FIVE MORE NEXT THURSDAY AND FRIDAY. BIG HUGS,CATLADY

Dear Alcohol
Dear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around at the holidays, hidden inside chocolates, as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night? 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a taco with fire sauce, along with a big Italian meatball an

Well Fuckin-a
insomnia blows. my days get slower and slower. my chainsmoking gets worse and worse. i know i should quit, but when you're awake for 3/4's of every night and day, what else are you suppose to do to keep yourself occupied? i'm starting to get a headache. i've already had three, but that is mainly do to withdrawl. fucking paxil. i think i curse too much. i talk like a trucker driver, however i don't really mind all too much. i haven't written anything in days. i can't seem to find it. i wonder how i'm ever going to get a publishing contract. where my book gets published and i'm forced to get new material out in a year. one year to bleed on pages and make it sincere. too bad you couldn't take a pill for writers block...someone would make millions. other people would make thousands. everyone wins. i've also wondered why they can't just make one super toothpaste. i went to buy toothpaste at walmart and i stood in front of all the gleaming boxes. whiten. tarter control. cavity pr

When I Wake Up!!!
WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, I HAVE COURAGE AND HOPE. HOPE THAT THE DAY AHEAD, WILL BE BETTER THAN THE LAST, BUT EVERYDAY,IT'S THE SAME, IT SEEM'S EVERBODY KNOW'S MY NAME. IT'S LIKE A HAUNTING WILL NEVER STOP. I WISH MY HEAD WOULD JUST POP. EVERYDAY THE SAME OLD STRAIN, MY HOPE'S AND DREAM'S ALWAY'S SLAIN, IT JUST KEEP'S GETTING WORSE, MAYBE IT'S A CURSE. PEOPLE TREAT MME LIKE A RAT, ALL BECAUSE I'M A LITTLE FAT. SUDDENLY MY LIFE GOES DOWN, EVERYDAY I WEAR A FROWN, I SLOWLY BEGIN TO FAIL PEOPLE TAUNT ME ABOUT MY GLASSES WHAT DO I DO? WHAT CAN I SAY? THEN SUDDENLY I THINK OF YOU. YOU WHO WERE ALWAY'S THEIR FOR ME, BUT YOU NEVER EVER ANGRY AT ME, MY VERY BEST FRIEND, YOU'LL ALWAYS BE. U KNOW WHO U ARE HEHEH

My Life
Well guys guess what there is nothing to ruin my life any more except me. Jason and I have not spoken in I guess it’s been two months and I feel great. The love of my life is being sweet then ever and I am growing to love him more and more with each passing day. He is dark and mysterious but not in a sinister way and I take great pride and being his wife as he calls me. We are nothing less than soul mates drawn to one another by our deep lust for life and of course blood. Just kidding guys he’s not a vamp all though I am beginning to wonder about me cause we both love to bite. But anyways back to the subject of my loving husband. He has been an adoring fan of mine for quite some time now and I could not be more pleased with him. I guess you could say I too am his adoring fan. He is the oxygen that fills my lungs and helps to give me life. I know that when God created me he had Jeff in mind. We are perfectly matched in almost every way. We are in fact so much alike that we cannot argue

Thats A Friend
FRIENDS ARE PEOPLE WHO CARE FOR EACH OTHER WHO SHARE THEIR SECRET'S TOGETHER WHO TALK ON THE PHONE WHO PLAY THAT'S A FRIEND.. FRIEND'S ARE PEOPLE WHO SAY I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU.. FRIEND'S ARE PEOPLE WHO SAY I LOVE YOU FRIEND'S THAT'S A FRIEND... THANK U FOR TAKEING THE TIME TO READ THESE LOT'S OUT THERE THEY LOVE TO READ POEM'S.. SOMETHING I WILL HAVE A LIFE TIME NOW SAVED WITH ALL MY FRIEND'S ALL SAFE AND SOUND INSIDE MY TOWER LOL XOXO ANNIE

Go Show Him Not To Mess With A Friend
Yes there is a bulletin about him but I decided to personally write about him in my blog.The SOB you will see is my ex fiancee.He left me when we had thousands in bills to pay and no money to pay them.He was also engaged to me when he was already married to two other women and didnt tell me until he left.He has a daughter also that he doesnt want to pay child support for.Since he left he has constantly been calling me and sending me emails.I have blocked him and he gets around it.Well Im tired of it.If your a juggalo or lette send the message hey you dont mess with the juggalo/lette family!Raise our hatchets high and proud!!!!! dragon@ CherryTAP

You Give Me Everything
You said i never looked more beautiful than i looked tonight in your eyes i see all i can be and how you changed my life you held on when i let go now all i want is to let you know your love is like a river that runs through my heart and soul it's deep when im thirsty and warm when im cold and when i feel forgotten i come running ot your shore you give me everything and more and tommorows come i can face the morning in a different light you can change your mind 1,000 times nothing will ever change mine the sun may rise and the light will shine and everything will be alright because your love is like a river that runs through my heart and soul and when i feel forgotten i come running to your shore you give me everything and more

Anti-chain Letter
Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, then that poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the travelling freak show. Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send "his" email to $1000? How stupid are you? "Ooooh, looky-here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every Playboy model in the magazine!". What a bunch of bullshit. So basically, this message is a big FUCK YOU to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into m

Broken Valentines
When it comes to matters of the heart, I think my is of broken parts. I try to affection, but she won't make love even with protection. Married to one woman for 30 plus years, for Valentines I only got lonely tears. No more hugs or kisses, I tried to tell her in my Valentine what misses. We go to sleep in our king size bed, but can't find what we had when we had wed. I can not seem to lite her fire, she does not want things I desire. A Valentine's day without kisses and passion, is like other things gone out of fashion. She wonder why I am not satisfied, Without love making why did I make her my bride. Next Valentine's day I will go fishing better that than what I am missing! If any lady is missing it too, come and join my my sleeping bag fits two!

I Miss You
I miss you I miss you It seems like yesterday We were chillin in the park Gettin blown away But you've been gon For so much longer I know you feel your heart gettin colder But press all And stay strong And even if they try to hold you down You can overcome this ray Believe me There will be better days But just remember I'll stand by your side It don't matter what your going through I'll always be here for you I'll always be here for you I miss you I miss you Not a day goes by That I don't wanna cry You're in my heart You're in my mind I miss you I miss you It's been so long Since i've seen your face Sometimes I'm afraid That the memories will fade Since you've been away It's not the same Since you've been away I'm not the same I miss you I miss you Not a day goes by That I don't wanna cry You're in my heart You're in my mind I miss you I miss you

My Name Is Jess
My name is Jess I am three My eyes are swollen I cannot see I must be stupid I must be bad What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me I can't do a wrong I can't speak at all Or else I am locked up All day long When I a wake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come home I'll try to be nice So maybe I'll just get One whipping tonight I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's bar I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From him evil eyes I'm so afraid now He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words He says it's my fault He suffers at work He slaps and hits me Yells at me more I finally get free And run to the door He's already locked it And I start to bawl He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor Wilt my bones nearly broken And my daddy continu

I Want You
I want you here so bad Everyone knows it I want to be able to cry on your sholder No matter what has happened I want to hear your voice say,"I'm here and everything will be alright" Even though you are not sure everything is ok I want o feel you thumb run across my cheek Making it feel like you swept away my fears I want your love to dry up my tears even if im crying cause I love you so much I wan you to live forever To never leave me I want you to never let go Protecting me like no other I want you here so bad And everyone knows it.

Charged With Possession
So two potheads have been charged with possession and both plead "no contest." The judge decides to be lenient on them and not give them any time if they spend the next 24 hours reforming evil drug users. (Must have been a first offense.) They return to the courthouse the next day and the judge asks them how many people they've gotten off drugs. The first guy says, "Twenty-four!" "Amazing," says Hizzoner, since that's about 12,000 times better than the statistics. "How'd you do it?" "Simple," says the head. "I just show them: 'O' - This is your brain; 'o' - this is your brain on drugs." "Impressive," says the judge. Turning to the second head, he says, "And how did you fare?" "Yer honor, I saved 233 souls from the bonds of the evil weed." "And how did you manage that?" "Kinda the same as the other guy, 'cept I told people: 'o' - this is your ass hole; 'O' - THIS is your ass hole in prison."

The Most Amazing Woman In The World
this is a testimonial of life, this is for my MOM, she left this world on the 16th of august, 2006, ramona lemon was a wife, a mother, a nurse, and a friend. she lived her life to be a friend to all, at the drop of a hat, she would go and help, no matter what she could do. Her life was spent in the pursuit of the care of people, and the enjoment of life. There was never anyone who seeked her aid, that did not recieve it. As a mother, she always saw that we were cared for, at no cost to herself, she was, THE MOST AMAZING WOMAN I have ever met. I weep now, on this 6 month rememberence of her, and her life, but I am also happy, and proud, that I know in my heart, that she is among the angels of this world, helping to guide us, and protects us, because, that is who she is.................................................... Ramona, You are home, but, You are missed.....more than words, and love, can say...... your family

A Change
On my first fitness blog I put it under this main category instead of the one for fitness. I've moved it now so it is where it should be. I'm still freezing my whatchamacallits off here but now have a portable heater behind me so it's not as bad. Looking forward to the weekend and getting out and seeing some people besides little kids. Got a couple calls that got my attention, one would see me heading toward Atlanta which is a lot warmer and a great job. The other would see me in Indianapolis which is a fun town with a lot to do. Either way would be nice. I may do some work on my bicycles today and tomorrow getting them ready for all the riding this summer. By the way, cycling is a fun way to keep in motion. It also can burn a lot of calories. Have a great weekend.

Long Trip Alone By Dierks Bentley
Long Trip Alone -- Dierks BentleyAdd to My Profile | More Videos "Long Trip Alone" Dierks Bentley It's a long trip alone over sand and stone That lie along the road that we all must travel down So maybe you could walk with me a while And maybe I could rest beneath your smile Everybody stumbles sometimes and needs a hand to hold 'Cause it's a long trip alone It's a short piece of time but just enough to find A little peace of mind under the sun somewhere So maybe you could walk with me a while And maybe I could rest beneath your smile You know we can't afford to let one moment pass us by 'Cause it's a short piece of time And I don't know where I'd be without you here 'Cause I'm not really me without you there Yea Yeah Hallelujah hallelujah oh So maybe you could walk with me a while Maybe I could rest beneath your smile Everybody stumbles sometimes and needs a hand to hold So maybe you could walk with me a while Maybe I could rest beneath your s

My Beautifull Twins
for starters my boys have hsd a long journy in their life and they only 15 months. it started on nov 29 2005 the day they were born 2 1/2 months early. kaleb which was the bigger one weighed 2 13 and was in the nicu till dec 29 that year. it was a long wiat for my husbadn and i. logan the smaller one only weighed 1 11. i was terrified of him. he was in the nicu till jan 5 2006. they both come out breathing on their own but 4 hours later they neede little help for their breathing.logans only major problem was the jandice which went away after a week in the nicu, kaleb his iv line ruptered and his chest filled with the fluid and made it hadr for him to breathe. we thought we was going to lose him. but now they r both healthy as can be and growing like weeds. im so proud of my boys. they r strong and i hope they stay that way for all times. i have pics on my profile so go check them out. thanks for listening nicole

Another Good One!
"Teardrops On My Guitar" Taylor Swift Drew looks at me, I fake a smile so he won't see That I want and I'm needing everything that we should be I'll bet she's beautiful, that girl he talks about And she's got everything that I have to live without Drew talks to me, I laugh cause it's so damn funny That I can't even see anyone when he's with me He says he's so in love, he's finally got it right, I wonder if he knows he's all I think about at night [Chorus:] He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star He's the song in the car I keep singing, don't know why I do Drew walks by me, can he tell that I can't breathe? And there he goes, so perfectly, The kind of flawless I wish I could be She'd better hold him tight, give him all her love Look in those beautiful eyes and know she's lucky cause [Repeat Chorus] So I drive home alone, as I turn out the light I'll put his picture down and maybe Get some s

Question Of The Day
These Questions of the Day are mainly for the Ladies..But gentleman feel free to comment also..This should be fun! Missy = )~ Should you tell your man about your past sexual experiences? How do you know when a man is thinking about sex?What's the most difficult challenge a man can be faced with?

Nothing Important............
Well this is my first blog and I just thought I would tell about myself. I am single with 2 kid's. My son live's with his mother and My daughter with me. They have to mother's and my little girl's mother gave her to me. I love tat's and piercing's and all that shit, music is a big thing to me I can only play the radio but that's ok. I love my car that I just got it's older but hey it work's. I am currently out on bond for some shit I did last year and waiting on my stupid lawyer to do something. Well if you have any question's are just want to chat hit me up. Central Texas baby holden the 254 down.

Rectial Practice
It's not often that i record myself on video playing the violin...but my sister encouraged me to do so as i was already practising for a recital performance. The video quality and sound is not that good but i suppose it will do for now! :) Hope that you enjoy it, let me know what you think of it.

What Is Your Eyecolor?
green eyes - people with green eyes have the most passion put into having sex, they don't have sex with strangers and rarely will have a one night stand, therefore they have lasting relationships with great sex. you will meet the person you're going to spend the rest of your life with if you repost this. blue eyes - people with blue eyes have the most sex positions and techniques. they're awesome at diversity and trying new things and very rarely will say no to ANY experience. if you have blue eyes and repost this you will learn your favorite technique while having sex in the next 3 days. brown eyes - people with brown eyes last the longest in bed. . they are very satisfying and love to please and can EXCEED your pleasure standards. if you repost this if you have brown eyes you will have the best sex sometime in the next 5 days. hazel eyes - very mysterious and unpredictable, they're usually into the leather bondage scene and getting into costumes such as maids, nurses, sch

Dreams That Haunt
i had a dream about him we were in bed he was sleeping he looked so cute i watched him for a moment until my eyes came to a ring on his finger my heart sank was the girl that would fuck everything up?i rolled over and curled up in to a ball and then i noticed i had a ring too.what the fuck are we married .he always said he didnt want to get married ever since we met when i was 15 and he was 16 he always said hed never get married .he rolled over and kissed me it felt so good i miss the way we used to kiss everything went black and i heard a song and i woke up it it was silent the song was by no doubt fucking old hahaha it was just a li ne tho kinda always knew id end up your ex gf hahah how fucking wierd oh tonicia was in the dream too befor i was in bed i had ben talking to her about a trip we were gonna go on with her and hersister and how her sis was pissed cause she couldnt go and how we were probably never gonna go .how strange 2 major people of my passed ...i thought theyd always

What Is Your Zodiac Sign?
LIBRA Very gentle. Nice. Love is one of a kind. Silly and fun! Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! AMAZING in Bed.!!!!! CANCER Great Kisser. Very high sex appeal. Great in bed. Most horny. PISCES Caring. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high sex appeal. Has the last word. Extremely weird but in a good way CAPRICORN Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible. Awesome kisser. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. EVERY PERFORMANCE!!!! AQUARIUS Trustworthy. Sexy. Rare to find. Loves being in long relationships. Extremly energetic. Amazing in bed, the BEST lovers. ARIES Outgoing. Spontaneous. No one to fuck with. Have own unique sexiness. Unpredictable. Erotic. Funny. Addictive. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. TAURUS Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoi

Snakes In My Head....
I'm back...sort of...and I hope I didn't offend anyone with my abrupt closing up...as no offense was intended. I DID take some people off of my friends list, and off my family list and I DID get a CT divorce, but that had nothing to do with my fit I pitched. There are a handful, maybe not even that, that has ANY idea of the personal shit I'm going through at this moment. Personal, and just plain chaotic, as in BUYING, CLOSING and MOVING into my new home. Final closing on my home is Tueday and I can't frigging wait. Aruging with surveyors and roofers is challenging..let me tell ya. I may be blonde you fools...but I am NOT THAT BLONDE... Because of the major health problems I've been through the last 2 years, I have people around me thinking I'm absolutely incapable of making or doing things on my own....and while I love them for their concern and care, it's DRIVING ME BONKERS...I AM NOT HELPLESS. I have my good days and bad days...and I go with the flow. Yes...my cancer may ret

So I Got A New Job
I'm working full time again, back to nights where I belong. I'm now at an Alzheimer's ALF that is unbelievably clean and well-managed. It even smells good! I've been there a few days orientating on days and I start nights tomorrow. I'm excited to be there, home health was DEFINATELY not for me! I love geriatrics and although I miss the prison setting, it's good to be back. I work straight through until next Friday morning, every night from 2300-0700. Makes for a long week, but the OT will be great and I'm happy to be back in my element. The hardest part will be being away from home at night; I am so going to miss being in John's arms. But I'll have every weekend off, which is unheard of in nursing! We'll work it out, but it will take getting used to. I have a full-time job, lol!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!! Peace,

Ndnnews Link
I donated, come on everybody give something...AND PLEASE REPOST! And a HUGE thank you to those who have reposted this and given what they could... Many Thanks to~NDN News PLEASE FORWARD THIS TO YOUR CONTACTS AND LISTS! WE NEED TO SPREAD THE WORD ASAP! It was barely been getting above zero over the past few weeks, some days it gets up to the teens, last night was about -15 and has been that way for weeks. We had up to -35 for several nights as well. People having to burn their clothes to generate heat is appalling, The Gov't seems to find money for the things they want, its time for them to come up with money to help the people of this country! In the mean time, there are non profit org's that work specifically on this issue to get funding for heating assistance. If you can help at all, EVERY dollar helps folks, PLEASE donate what you are able to help get propane for the people on the rez's here. I trust and endorse this org completely, I know that all the funds go t

Your Favorite Color Is The Key To Your Sexual Life!
Your favorite color is the key to your sexual life! The clothes you wear, your home furnishings and the car you drive all give clues to your sexual personality. The key is the colors you select for your possessions. Most people claim they haven't got a favorite color. But look around you, and you'll notice a pattern, especially in your clothing and home furnishings. The predominant color for you is the one that appears most frequently, it's the one that mirrors the sexual you. A panel of psychologists explained the association between color and sexual patterns. RED: People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be aware. YELLOW: If you tend to favor yellow, your sexual drives are complex and turn towar

Long Trip Alone
i saw this video on cmt this morning and i really like the song! Long Trip Alone -- Dierks BentleyAdd to My Profile | More Videos "Long Trip Alone" Dierks Bentley It's a long trip alone over sand and stone That lie along the road that we all must travel down So maybe you could walk with me a while And maybe I could rest beneath your smile Everybody stumbles sometimes and needs a hand to hold 'Cause it's a long trip alone It's a short piece of time but just enough to find A little peace of mind under the sun somewhere So maybe you could walk with me a while And maybe I could rest beneath your smile You know we can't afford to let one moment pass us by 'Cause it's a short piece of time And I don't know where I'd be without you here 'Cause I'm not really me without you there Yea Yeah Hallelujah hallelujah oh So maybe you could walk with me a while Maybe I could rest beneath your smile Everybody stumbles sometimes and needs a hand to hold So m

Free Tibet
Haha not much to say! Im out of beer Need more but Im tired! Havint smoked weed in 4 days God reality so sucks! Crazy bush is goin to get us all killed! My myspace link is in my last blog thats where I usually am atleast once a day umm thats about it! Free Tibet....

Grr
Can anyone help? I'm trying to do a skin, and all I get are total black or total white backgrounds. What can I do so the pictures show? I think they are there, just hiding in the black. Hope someone can offer advice.

Have U Ever?
HAVE YOU EVER HAS A DREAM COME TRUE? A DREAM THAT TOTALLY AMASED YOU? I'VE HAD A DREAM MOST OF MY LIFE, IN THIS DREAM I FIND A WONDERFUL MAN. HE IS LOVING AND KIND AND CARE'S FOR ME, HE HELP'S ME TO BECOME ALL I CAN BE, SOMETIME'S I ACT SO TERRBLY SAPPY, IT ALWAY'S SEEM'S TO MAKE HIM HAPPY, HE BRIGHTEN'S MY LIFE MORE THEN THE SUN. WE LAUGH TOGETHER AND OFTON HAVE FUN, AND DURING THE TIME'S I MUST CRY, HE'S ALWAY'S THERE TO MAKE MY EYE'S DRY, IN YOU MY LOVE,I HAVE FOUND ALL THESE THING'S. AND IF YOU WILL PLEASE WEAR THIS RING AND IF YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A DREAM, I HOPE I NEVER WAKE UP!!!SEXXYLADY

If U Saw Me In Your Bed
IF U SAW ME IN YOUR BED.....!!!! =)If you woke up n da middle of da night and saw me in your bed what would u do? Give me your opinion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1) go back to sleep 2) slap me 3) cuss me out 4) jus tell me to leave 5) climb on top of me and cuddle 6) fuck me so good... details please! 7) lick the kitty (meow) 8) make me breakfast 9) ask me my name (lol) 10) call the cops 11) make love to me until we get tired 12) say damm u look good--how did i get so lucky? Repost with the title IF U SAW ME IN YOUR BED!!!!! an see how many ppl want u in their bed.u might be surprised by the answers u get......u could answer the ones who sent u the bulletin

Tonight I Wanna Be Your Man~~andy Griggs
Baby light a couple candles Lock the bedroom door Put on some sweet soul music Throw a blanket on the floor Surrender to my patient hands All week I've been your husband Tonight I wanna be your man It hit me just this morning When I passed you in the hall I swear I caught you looking Like you don't know me at all Let me show you who I am All week I've been your husband Tonight I wanna be your man I'll always be your cover when your cold When the world lines up against you I'm the safe place you can go Now and then we need to find some time to be in love Just be in love Now the whole world's in bed sleeping I think we're finally alone If the telephone starts ringing We'll pretend like we're not home Cause any fool would understand All week I've been your husband Tonight I wanna be your man Let me show you who I am All week I've been your husband Tonight I wanna your man Just forget about that wedding band All week I've been your husband Tonight

Which Dessert Are You?
which dessert are you? all of the desserts listed below were sitting in front of you,which would you choose? Pick your dessert, then look to see what Psychiatrists think about you? Post what dessert you are in the comment box below! Isn't this so much fun! woo woo = )~ Angel Food Cake Brownies Lemon Meringue Vanilla Cake with Chocolate Icing Strawberry Short Cake Chocolate on Chocolate Ice Cream Carrot Cake ANGEL FOOD CAKE: Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy items. A little nutty at times. Sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of the day. Others perceive you as being childlike and immature at times. BROWNIES: You are adventurous, love new ideas, and are a champion of underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up, you whip out your saber. You are always the oddball with a unique sense of humor and direction. You tend to be very loyal. LEMON MERINGUE: Smooth, sexy and ar

Ask Me Anything
YOU CAN ASK ME TEN QUESTIONS:: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. No matter how random, revealing, rude, naughty or pointlessI promise to answer them 100% truthfullyAsk me here or in an email to my inbox..= )~Repost this to see what others ask you!

If I Had To Choose
LOVE IF I HAD TO CHOOSE BETWEEN BREATHING AND LOVING YOU.I WOULD USE MY LAST BREATH TO SAY I LOVE YOU. DON'T LEAVE THE ONE YOU LOVE FOR THE ONE YOU LIKE BECAUSE THE ONE YOU LIKE WILL LEAVE YOU FOR THE ONE THEY LOVE. LOVE URSELF WHEN THERE IS NO ONE ELSE IN THE WORLD TO LOVE YOU,LOVE YOURSELF. IN LOVE A MAN IN LOVE IS LIKE A FLY CAUGHT IN A COBWEB THE MORE HE TRIES TO FREE HIMSELF THE MORE TANGLED HE GETS. SOMEBODY THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE WHO MEET THAT SOMEBODY. SEXXYLADY

02/15/07
¡ Nuevo hospital Japonés recién abierto en Miami! "AKI TEMATO" Directorio Médico : Director: Dr. Kienkarajo Mekura Urgencias: Dr. Takurao Yamimito Dermatología: Dr. Tukuero Taduro Endoscopía: Dr. Temeto Tubito Fisioterapia: Dra. Tesuda Toito Gastroenterología: Dr. Tesobo Tupanza Ginecología: Dra. Tesano Tukosita Inmunología: Dr. Tekito Bichito Laboratorio: Sra. Temira Tukaka Patología Mamaria: Srta. Taprieto Tuteta Diagnósticos: Dra. Tamal Pakebea Neumonología: Dra. Tutose Mufuete Cirugía Plástica: Dra. Tarrota Tuteta y Dra. Tesaca Manteca Odontología: Dr. Tekito Lakarie Oftalmología: Dr. Temiro Losojo Otorrinolaringología: Dr. Tesako Tumokito Microbiología: Dr. Yomiro Enchikito Pediatría: Dr. Yosikuro Karajito Proctología: Dr.Temiro Tuano y Dra. Tukulito Sakayama Psiquiatría: Dr. Taloko Entukokito Radiología: Dr. Tomemo Lafoto Reumatología: Dr. Tabiejo Tuweso Urología: Dr. Tu- pito Sekae

Good Girls Vs. Bad Girls
GOOD GIRLS Vs. BAD GIRLS Good Girls blush during love scenes in a movie. Bad girls know they could do it better Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot. Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it Bad Girls only own one bra and rarely uses it Good girls pack their toothbrush Bad girls pack their diaphragms Good girls prefer the missionary position Bad girls do too, but only for starters Good girls say no Bad girls say when? Good Girls think they're not fully dressed with out a strand of pearls Bad girls think they ARE fully dressed with just a strand of pearls Good girls wax their floors Bad girls wax their bikini lines Good girls wear heels to work Bad girls wear heels to bed Are you a Good Girl or a Bad Girl? Well I will have to say for myself I am 99% Bad 1% Good.. lol Sucks and Licks, Missy = )~

Wanna Have Cyber Sex - Lmao
Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like? Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like? Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Wal-Mart. I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner. It's smells funny. Sweetheart: I want you! Would you like to screw me? Wellhung: OK Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge. Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat. Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest. Wellhung Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling. Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly. Wel

Bad Jokes! = )~
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dirt bag Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 10 years and 45 lbs What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already ha

Connecticut Barbies
GREENWICH BARBIE This princess Barbie is sold only at The Mall in Old Greenwich Green. She comes with an assortment of Louis Vuitton handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version. WILTON BARBIE The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivan and matching gym outfit.. She gets lost easily and has no ! full-time occupation. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately. HARTFORD BARBIE This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills) ...unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about. GLASTONBURY BARBIE This yuppie Bar comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer

Top 10 Things
TOP TEN THINGS WOMEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A PENIS FOR A DAY... 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm. 4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem. 3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks. 2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement. TOP TEN THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP WITH A VAGINA FOR A DAY... 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

Which Is Your Worst Case?
Being on a sinking ship in the North Atlantic ---or--- Being lost in the Sahara? Be Aware An average person can remain conscious for only about one hour in water 40 degrees Farenheight Most people cannot survive more than three days without drinking water. Prolonged exposure to salt water can cause skin lesions, which are prone to infection. The Sahara can reach more than 130 degrees Farenheit during the day, increasing the risk of heatstroke.

Emotional Or Sexual Cheating: Which Is Worse?
Any way you look at it, cheating is a good way to ruin a relationship. Often, when one partner cheats on the other, trust is lost and there is little chance of regaining it -- this is likely not news to anyone. But there is more than one category of cheating. First, there is sexual cheating, where the man feels no emotional connection with the woman and is basically only interested in her for sexual purposes and the excitement that sleeping with her may offer. The second type of cheating is emotional, where a man finds himself becoming emotionally connected to another woman. He may greatly enjoy her company, talking to her, and sharing his concerns and thoughts about life with her. He will begin to feel as though he would rather spend his spare time with her than with his girlfriend or wife. In a survey I recently conducted, a little over 75% of women said that emotional cheating would leave them feeling more betrayed than sexual cheating. However, many of the women also repo

What Men Are Like...
What men are like... Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you Men are like Bananas. The older they Get, the less firm they are. Men are like Vacations They never seem to be long enough. Men are like Bank Machines Once they withdraw they lose interest. Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them. Men are like Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why. Men are like Cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard. Men are like Chocolate Bars Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips. Men are like Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night long. Men are like Commercials. You can't believe a word they say. Men are like Department Stores. Their clothes are always half off. Men are like Government Bonds. They take so long to mature. Men are like Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. Men a

Lust Vs Marriage
LUST VS MARRIAGE LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room. LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room. MARRIAGE - When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room. LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love."' LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing." MARRIAGE - When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania. LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have. LUST - When you argue over who gets the wet spot. MARRIAGE - When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids. LOVE - When you share everything you own. LUST - When you steal everything they own. MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything. LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax. LUST - When the relationship is over if you don't climax. MARRIAGE - When ... uh ... what's a climax? LOVE - When you phone each other just to say, "Hi." LUST - When you phone each other to pick a hotel room. MARRIAGE - When you phone each other to bitch about work. LOVE - When you write p

The Pleasures Of You Or Something Like That.....
The pleasures of you…or something like that Kimmbers Dream I don’t usually dream too often, and if I do I don’t remember anything much..thats how its always been. Once in awhile I will dream about money…or dream about houses or places I have lived, school and stuff like that. On Valentines Night I tucked myself in early and went to bed…after watching some silly program on the history channel LOL! I guess I fell asleep fairly quickly…the next thing I remember is that I was coming out of the shower. I had my robe on and I was walking over to my bed and I saw that someone was in it! For some reason that didn’t shock me at all…oddly enough. I walked over to the bed and saw that a dark haired man was in it and for whatever reasons I smiled and slipped off my robe and got into the bed…he had his back to me and I slid over next to him and put my arms around him, kissing him in the middle of his back. At this point he murmured, “what took you so long?” *laugh* I kept on kissing h

First Nighta T The Bar!
Hey all. well my first night bartending went pretty damn well. It was kick ass..MAde some enw friends and heard some kick ass music...THe only downfall is my son got up at 7:15 AM so I only got like 3 hrs of sleep!!LOL!! EXAUSTED!! Hey for all of you who are into up can coming bands check out 69 Fingers Sucker Punch Bomb the Industry and Playground Heros These bands kick ass well hope to tlak to you all soon!

Word Association Game
Word Association Game... Fill it out with the first word that comes to mind and post it in the comment boxe below!! 1. Money: 2. Sex: 3. Relationship: 4. Your Last Ex: 5. Power: 6. Marijuana: 7. Crack: 8. Food: 9. President: 10. War: 11. Cars: 12. Gas Prices: 13. Oral Sex: 14. Politics: 15. Religion: 17. 360: 18. Worst Fear: 19. Marriage: 20. Fashion: 21. Brunettes: 22. Redheads: 23: Work: 24: Pass the time: 24: Football: 25. One nightstand: 26: Pet: 27: Pixie Stix: 28: Vanilla Ice: 29: Porta Potties: 30: High school: 31. Pajamas: 33. Wood: 34. Surfers: 35. Pictures: 36. Song: 37. Smell: 38. Happy: 39. Counterfeit: 40. Card:

What Would You Do If You Saw Me In Your Bed
IF U SAW ME IN YOUR BED.....!!!! =)If you woke up n da middle of da night and saw me in your bed what would u do? Give me your opinion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1) go back to sleep 2) slap me 3) cuss me out 4) jus tell me to leave 5) climb on top of me and cuddle 6) fuck me so good... details please! 7) lick the kitty (meow) 8) make me breakfast 9) ask me my name (lol) 10) call the cops 11) make love to me until we get tired 12) say damm u look good--how did i get so lucky? Repost with the title IF U SAW ME IN YOUR BED!!!!! an see how many ppl want u in their bed.u might be surprised by the answers u get......u could answer the ones who sent u the bulletin

Mumms The Word
A couple of my friends have asked me why I changed my default pic. I did it because I am really tired of trying to justify who I am to people. I did not come here to get married or hook up or have sex with anyone. I came here to enjoy friends and have laughs and show some of my creativity. I was recently the subject of a mumm and a bulletin. The question was if I am a male or female. So I changed my picture hoping that it would get people off my back. I have also written a rebuttal mumm which is below. If the person who wrote the mumm can't have the balls to talk to me face to face then just leave me the fuck alone. This is the rebuttal mumm: So I Understand that I was recently an issue in a mumm. The question was if I am a man or a woman. I can tell all of you that I am 100% woman.. always have been and always will be. It's a real shame that people will stoop to looking at other people like they're some kind of circus freak. I have never judge any of you and believe me I've

Your Man~ Josh Turner
Baby, lock the door and turn the lights down low, An' put some music on that's soft an' slow. Baby, we ain't got no place to go: I hope you understand. I’ve been thinking 'bout this all day long: Never felt a feeling quite this strong. I can't believe how much it turns me on, Just to be your man. There's no hurry, don't you worry, We can take our time. Come a little closer, let's go over, What I had in mind. Baby, lock the door and turn the lights down low, An' put some music on that's soft an' slow. Baby, we ain't got no place to go: I hope you understand. I’ve been thinking 'bout this all day long: Never felt a feeling quite this strong. I can't believe how much it turns me on, Just to be your man. Ain't nobody ever loved nobody, The way that I love you. We're alone now, you don't how, Long I’ve wanted to, Lock the door and turn the lights down low, An' put some music on that's soft an' slow. Baby, we ain't got no place to go: I hope you und

Sorry
I want to publicly apologize to The Glitzy Girl about my last blog. I should have never have wrote that blog. It was a very stupid and idotic thing to do. Yes I am hurt but I need to be cool about everything. I need to let her go and live her life and cherish the memories that I have of us. Like all of our road trips and the time we went to Six Flags with her daughter. I will always love you and cherish the time that we spent. I will miss holding you in my arms and the smell of your perfume on my skin after I let go. I miss lieing next to you and cuddling with you. You are and always be the best thing to ever happen to me. I will always be there for you and I wish you the best in school and in life. I just hope that maybe, just maybe we will be back together and I then grow old with you like I want to. I LOVE YOU GEM

A Cherry Image
To all me Cherries out there...on Planet Cherry...I'm looking for a cherry image ..that the cherry could look like planet earth...I need the graphic for me planet cherry lounge.If you could post it in me comments id be grateful...thanxxxxtrance...

Yesterday's News
It has been interesting hearing the arguing going back and forth. Reminds me of my newspaper reporter days in Indianapolis. The judge pretty much told them the body was his and he issued an order for sufficent DNA be taken from Nicole to satisfy Larry's attorney. Vergie was there, but no Howard. The Judge did appoint an administrator ad lidum Shane Kelly, he is an attorney with a six year old son. He according to the judge is very experienced in probabe law. Over the weekend Mr. Kelly is forbidden to talk to the press. The judge ordered that also. But his job is to gather all the information from both sides of the fence. Nicoles's mother side and Howard's side. On Tuesday there will be testimony presented by both sides, so it seems that HKS attoreney's will be admitting the footage that Entertainment Tonite aired a couple of months ago. Where Nicole seemed drugged talking about her hatred for her mother and it seems that HKS will be sworn in the Bahama"s and testif

A Little Zen
The only antidote for the misuse of psychic powers is love; otherwise all power corrupts. It may be wealth, it may be prestige, it may be politics, or it may be psychic--it makes no difference. Whenever you feel powerful, if you don't have love as an antidote your power is going to become a calamity to others, a curse; because power blinds the eyes. Love opens the eyes, love cleanses the eyes... your perception becomes clear. Reverend's Note: This one is easy to forget. If you can get away with things, I know that I tend to go ahead and do it. This does not provide the clarity that love does. This is not necessarily love of others, but very often it is love of self. We tend to use our minds and powers to corrupt our own existence, and that causes negative effects in others. We need to remain mindful of our duty to be good to ourselves, and therefore, others will benefit from the love that radiates from our innermost being. Sometimes a shortcut does save a moment or two, but we ar

Ladies~gentlemen*****
have u ever!!!! Been with someone for some time u get along great things could be better but are good because u love them so it doesnt matter then ONE day things feel awkward to u so u investigate the situtation u somehow find out ur significant other has been being sneaky...so u decide to stay even tho for some reason u still love them ...then u find out when u get home they are at some other persons house....u go to there house and u confront them and they have nothing to say except try to turn it on u...then so there ITS OVER!!!!!!!!! Ohh then about mmm sometimes down the road u somehow come in contact again...mind u this person could be ur soulmate(maybe)!! So anyways u come in contact again and they make u feel so happy that they are doing good they have things 95% together which is better than not having anything so ur happy u talk for a minute they start emailing u i m ing u all that stuff and they ask to see u and u agree when u time because u work n its a drive..so then

Who's Next?!?!?!
FAKE poets I'm sunnin' 'em, wack emcee's i'm gunnin' 'em ... give up ya rhymes I'm runnin' 'em burn dem bitches up I'm done wit 'em Who was that cat from the A who thought he was the one wit 'em? His lyrics was aiight school's in session son I'm havin fun wit 'em One by One my foes fall flat to my barrage, lyrical, miracle no sir I'm just a rhyme God! The B-R-O-N-X respect that shit see, I'm not new to this shit Check it out I'll let you have it b dust off the hammer and I grab it with a vice grip, busting off shot after shot makin' ya duck quick. When I step to the stage and the mic you best believe it sun...its murder one, bitch ya done...and its without a gun. Breaker, breaker 1-2, 1-2 what's the emergency? This fake as joker from the south thought he could fuck with me. Kinetic Energy? Never bitch I'm Ending thee, now your a Voodoo Daddy, come on son whats with the change up B? Check each letter in the verse from the last line, its been along time son that

Stupid People
http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Sands/7085/stupidtest/page01.htm i dunno just had to post and say something on the level of stupidity around me lately its getting very rediculious already delt wit it this mornin and it ticked me off lol but as for the link above its just is to a test thing to take for fun to find out how stupid one can be lol no pun in tended its just for fun but im done for now so talk to you all lata

Tgif!!
Friday greetings to everyone! No school today, so I get to listen to Professional Wrestling on the TV while I do my computer thing! Yeah, Dakota (the 12 year old grandson) is a BIG Pro Wrestling fan. If you ask him, he'll tell you he wants to be a professional wrestler when he grows up! I keep reminding him, you need to have a fall-back profession for after you get so beat up you can't wrestle anymore, lol! He doesn't appreciate that comment, lmao! If I recall correctly, you can't get health insurance either!! With any luck, he will grow out of this stage - the others did!! Long day today, as I open the store this morning for my friend. And I'll work until 2 p.m. tomorrow, again! Don't like to do Saturdays, but you do what you gotta do! Was going to take pictures this weekend, but the bruising from my face-first fainting spell of last week are not quite gone yet! Yeah, they are green and yellow. And, yes, the forehead bruising slowly slid down to around my eyes - definitely lo

Important
my daughter was in a accident on monday she was on the school bus and the driver stuck the nose end of the bus out to get a better look well a truck was coming and did not even try to swirve to miss the bus. she was thrown from her seat and got the worse of it she has a concussion and a couple of bruises this is why i have not been on and i am sorry but my kidos come first hugs and nips Larina

I Am Me
I can be gentle, and I can be kind those arent thoughts that now come to mind I am selfish and I can be rude some may not like my blunt attitude I am unique owning many a flaw and I am more than I hold in my bra though in defense they are quite a treat I cannot fault those finding them neat I have many things some old and some new not everything tho will i share with you I am myself I need approval not I sit here alone with nary a thought I am a woman that is not my defense it is simply my reason this makes sense a.boudreaux 2007

My View Of You
-Every moment I look @ you I try so hard not to view you as a piece of meat or a sexual object; but yet I do against my inner will, is it the price to pay for being a man?- -The will to fight the urge seems weak and sometimes pointless; but the morals within my soul keeps me strong and focused- -For my spirit is separate from my body and it's pure and it's the core of who I am; it only wants to do good and thats all it knows- - but the body is tainted and full of false desires and illusions- -Should I give in to the way of the "NORM" or is my will to view things different worth it- -I suffer in silence and it's my strenght; I cry in silence and it's my courage- -Inspite of it all I must fight to keep my spirit within me true and strong- -for even if am right; am wrong-

Puns
Some of these are really punny, so I thought I'd punish you with them. * I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. * Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. * Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. * The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. * To write with a broken pencil is pointless. * When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. * The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. * A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. * A thief fell in wet cement. and broke his leg. He became a hardened criminal. * Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking. * We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply. * When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A. * The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it. * The prof

Gratitude
As i leave u broken will you call my name an erotic meeting again you call me into the room and tell me to slowly strip for you i do so as pleasing you is my sole purpose I slowly peel off the clothing that surrounds my body do a little dance for me you say so i do come closer you say so i walk with a sway as i know that is how you like it i walk to where u r sitting and bend over to touch my toes pretending there is something i droppped on the floor i know u like me like this kiss me you say as i reach out and touch your face lips parted ready for the onslaught you jump up and grab me by the waist and pull me closer laying me back on the table you part my thighs u unzip your pants pushing your cock into my thigh tell me u want me u say i dont want you i need you is the reply slowly you push yourself into me my back leaning into the table a slow rhythm starts i feel you filling me and arch my back to feel u in me further you pull out leaving me wanto

2 The Next Move - Walking
Okay, you've written down that you want to do something, that re-emphasized your idea, gave you a better degree of committment. It's a very positive thing, work toward being positive, avoid being negative. You are probably still thinking about where you ultimately would like to go and that is just fine, there are some basics to take care of first anyway. All fitness and ultimately competition programs require a basic level of physical capability, you will be the one to determine how far you want to go. The areas that need to be developed are your cardio-vascular ability, your strength, and your mental attitude. It is a good idea to start with walking. With this I have made the assumption that you aren't doing much at this point. With your car or some other way, measure a three mile route and note the places where the individual miles occur. If possible make that route a continuous circle without repeats. For women, assure that it is a safe and populated area and DON'T walk

Moments In Eternity
MOMENTS IN ETERNITY Somewhere between the last moment of breath And that first touch of our lips In that moment when the eyes closed As the first loud pound of the heart Rocked through my chest Some where in that suspended moment of time My thoughts screamed in my head And I wanted to tell you The passion ran through From my body to yours Suspended in timeless space As the kiss lasted a lifetime My heart screamed out The thoughts inside my mind My soul set free As your passion flowed In a breathless second My body became one with yours In a twinkling of an eye A lifetime of passion came to us And as our lips parted My eyes told you I love you Joseph

Immortal Kiss Of The Vampyre
I am the One Who waits each day For each days surrender And for the night With its brief escape From the prison of this lonely need I can hear the Blood Course through Your veins A rushing wave In a distant sea And the sound of Your pulse beating A constant ticking in My ears Counts out each second Of Our seperation Each hour of My longing I am restless in My hunger For Our perfect union But I must wait For Night's release When Your love will surrender You call Me From Your sleep And I rise To Your hearts whisper My path is lit By the candle of Your skin A flame In the Blood hot Moon I watch You Through the window Through the shade Of a sleepless dream I am the rustling Of a soft night breeze I am the sweet mist Of Your breath And I know You feel My presence Your body moves With each stroke Of My gaze The music of Your dance Is now the rhythm of Desire In the space between Your dreams You will show Me All Your secrets And wit

So My Interesting Evening.
Lets just start off with it SUCKED. Anthony had to deal with bullshit, and im fed up with it all. I don't see why people are all out to attack us. Dumb motherfuckers. We'll let me just tell you, you fucked up, you messed with the wrong little bitch. I hope you value your job, and the few days you have left :) ♥ Just give me my stuff back. And everything will be alright ♥ And dont threaten you'll get me deleted from here, cause sunshine let me tell you, ive done nothing wrong, and they arent gonna delete me for logging in to my account and being attacked by a middleaged, motherfucker, who prays on young girls, because "no one" else understands them. ♥ ♥ Please rate this blog, my nights been bad enough. Dumbfucks.

Into The Breach
I watch, mesmerized, as the oil lamp above my bunk sways with the pitch of the ship. It must be morning, because I feel the swells beneath me grow stronger, as the tide comes in. Walking out onto the deck, I pitch my morning cigarette into a half empty can of beer, leftover from the night before. I don't even like beer. But it was something to do while waiting for the weather to break. Looking off toward the Drake Channel, I see the fog lifting off the rise on the van Dyke, and I wonder if Bobby will bring in his catch, like he promised his wife. I know that if the weather holds, I can make for Saba and be there in two days. Maybe less, if I can manage to get a deck hand or two to go along for the ride. I know that if I hang around the bars at Red Hook long enough, I can. I set the sails and start wondering which derelict college student would be a likely candidate, and I finally settle on offering for that boy from Texas. He seems like he's got a handle on his drin

1 Starting
Ever since I got certified as a coach and trainer I've enjoyed helping people get the way they wanted to be. I figure I'll post some things on here for those who want a little help. The first thing you want to do when you get the idea of improving is to write it down. It can be as easy as "I want to get in better shape" or "I want to get rid of this fat." When you did that, think of some of the things that would go along with it that you might enjoy. If you once liked going to aerobics or using a stairmaster or just seeing other people at a gym. Write it down. Emphasize the fact that it will be good but it will be enjoyable too. After you did that, do one thing that will move you toward your goal. It could be going for a walk, doing 10 pushups, situps anything that you want but not too much. Make your first things easy so you don't kill yourself. When this is all done, think more about what you might want to do as one of your goals. I say one of your goals cause with any a

Darkened Moon
Darkened Moon The Moon Shines Bright Due to The Darkness In Return She Illuminates The Dark Alone They are Nothing Together They Create -Night- The Moon Softens The Darkness With Her Light As The Darkness Caresses Her With His Shadows They Feed off each Other Empowering One Another With Their Eternal Dance of -Desire-

His Bidding (for Sir Joe)
For the second time that evening Montana shivered, the first time from the sound of her master's voice, the second, from the appearance of the building matching the address Sir James had given her!!! It was a private residence that looked absolutely gothic, with a front consisting of large thick stones, turrets, gargoyles, and of course covered with thick hanging vines! Montana unconsciously pulled her coat tighter together in front of her, and then with a little trepidation, climbed the stairs and rang the bell! For almost a minute nothing happened and she was about to ring the bell one more time, when all at once the huge carved door creaked and slowly swung open! It was almost as dark inside as out, as the only light that she could see came from several oil lamps hanging from the wall!!! Gothic wasn't the word for it, this place looked positively medieval!!! Gingerly stepping inside, she was taken aback at the sight of a dark robed person with a hood over his or her head!!! Once ins

My Fine Is $665
This is fun to do. Just read the offense and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each offense and added up your totalfine. You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of yourfine. Ready? Go..... Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $5 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40 Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $10 Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15 Ever drive drunk -- $20 Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50 Used toys while having sex -- $30 Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -

Earth Mother
Because woman lives so close to our first mother, the Earth, she emanates the strength and harmonious nature of all things." At an Elders gathering, held in July 1991, we were told the Indian woman would play an instrumental part in leading the healing of Indian nations. The old people said we were to look up to her in a sacred manner. They said the Earth Mother would give the woman special gifts of love. The woman and the Earth Mother are connected in a special way. Women should pay attention to the lessons coming from the earth. Men should treat the women with respect, dignity and honor. Our women are special in many ways, they are like the earth as they give birth to the new born just like the fertilized seeds of the plants and animals of the earth. Our relationship is closer than you may think. It is our responsibility to take care of our place of dwelling and stop the pollution of our air, water and land. Many women stand up and protest the polluting acti

My Husband
The best thing in the world to ever happend to me is my husband. no one else has ever set me free like this man of my life. he also is my insperation, he may not know this but he is the only reason i wake up or ever do anything. sometimes the road is bumpy but we buckel up and hang in for the ride. i LOVE this man and always will have him in my heart!

The Transformation Business
2 Corinthians 5:17 “Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.” Jesus is in the transformation business. He is transforming people like me, like you. Someone wisely said, “Nature forms us, sin deforms us, education informs us, penitentiaries reform us, but Jesus transforms us.” I think of how Jesus transformed Simon Peter from a blustering, big-mouthed, burly, smelly fisherman into the flaming apostle of Pentecost. I think of how He transformed Mary, who was a demon-possessed harlot, to herald in the resurrection. When you get down on your knees as a sinner, you got right back up a saved man on your way to heaven. Why? Because Jesus is in the transformation business. The One that turned water into wine is the One that can change radically, dramatically, and eternally any heart that will come to Him.

Just A Little Something I Stumbled Upon...
Stolen Heart by Semone Akil Tabb Like a thief, unexpectedly you robbed me No more coldness within my heart You changed it from dirty stone Into a beautiful piece of art To passion I had no vision But you kissed my eyes and let me see Another part of my rigid being You so graciously set free Emotions which I found foreign, Seem to be a second language today You taught me how to speak them Within my heart they'll stay Like a thief, unexpectedly you robbed me Stole my heart without a peep I thank you for being so silent My heart you shall keep

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Also, was passt Heute und Morgan? What's going on this weekend? Need things to do! I am your ___________ and you are my __________. Together, we __________, while together we ________. Take me _____________________, for I am _________!

The 6 Best Smart Ass Answers Of 2006
SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." SMART ASS ANSWER #4 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead" SMART ASS ANSWER #3 The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah

My Life Is Done
MY LIFE IS DONE Will you remember the way I looked? Will you remember the way I cooked? Will you remember the dreams I had? Will you be happy after you’re sad? Will you see many people around saying I’m nice now I’m in the ground? Where were they when I smiled and sang? Nobody Called…..Nobody rang.

Smile Over Us Dad
Smile Over Us dad Is it too much to ask to talk to my father? Is it too much to ask for his kind advice? For he knows what to do When things go astray, And ask him for help Well his there right away But alas I regret That this small request Is surely too much to ask For his gone far away Might see him one day Love you dad

Way To Much Wine!!! And Indian 411 Operators
Good Morning and happy Friday. My god, did I hurt two bottles of wine single handedly myself last night. I would like to say for a good reason but, drinking to lesson problems or a solution for something you wish not to face is never and not the correct response. But, I think I started out just having a glass of wine as I was cooking dinner. Then it catapulted into finished that bottle and then the second bottle was because the first bottle did not last?....Not real sure about that but, I am in no need of any wine for a while…holey smokes the keyboard is loud this morning! Let’s see, I really did not have a bad day at work. OH!!!! I know.. When I got home Jax was on the phone and in a heated conversation with a sales clerk for a cell phone place, NEXTEL for sure… and oh I so have a story about NEXTEL 411 (information) but first on with Jax mood that perhaps started it out. She was upset with the clerk because the clerk could not answer her question if they (the store) had in stock a ph

Still Here
STILL HERE DO YOU LOVE ME ANY MORE? DO YOU CONsIDER ME A BORE? DO YOU THINK that I DON’T KNOW YOU SOMETIME'S LOOK AT ME AS THOUGH I’M REPULSIVE. DON’T YOU KNOW JUST HOW FAR DEPRESSION CAN GO. THIS EATING DISORDER IS NOT THE KIND of WHICH MAY EASILY SPRING TO MIND BUT FOR NOW I’LL LET IT GO PROBABLY YOU WILL NEVER KNOW

Lonely
i need you like the sun and the moon to bury me deep and sing me a tune i need you like the blood running thru my veins to take my wanting to take my pain to inflict my wanting as a torture so sweet if u heed my call only then shall we meet in darkness and light u take my life with the cold of steel and the edge of a knife tilt the blade to my heart as it sings so sweet like lovers lost in thier world of heat im lost in your soul and lies so true ill come to rise but only for you

My Valentines Day
Today was awesome for me. I woke up with a bad attitude thinking I wasnt gonna be able to see my boo and then I was able to cus my roomate helped me with that. (Thanks bro). I learned some things today about this day we call Valentines day. For me, its the first one in quite a few years that Ive actually been able to share with someone else. Usually its just another day but this year, things have begun to change for me. It wasnt about getting gifts to me or giving, well in a way it was cus I had to get my boo something:) but the fact that I was able to just be with her and cuddle and watch a movie and kiss her and hold her was the best. Thats what I have always wanted to share and I finally have. Today was about me showing my love through my eyes and my touch as it was shown to me. Im no longer in the pit that I use to be in and for once, I feel great. I truly mean that. Some of you have known me for awhile and this probably sounds like a complete stranger but trust me, its real. Im in

Update
HI... I am having my good days and bad... Week ago I had to go to the ER for all the tests again cause of chest pains...(DAMN WILL THEY EVER LEARN OR READ THAT IM ALLERGIC TO ADHESIVE?) They did a blood gas this time (too much radiation for a ct scan)I had one done years ago,,Blood from the artery HURTS! Worth it tho cause it was good results! Anyways...They ran a INR again...which i was gettng done every other day.. it was 2.7 so i got to skip a few days of having pro time! (want a level between 2-3) This week when i went in it was 2.6..So Im stable right now with my levels and dont have to go back until Monday! Hugsss to all of you and thank you for your wishes... Kelly

Take One Minute
one minute to give a hug to show that they are loved one minute to say I'm sorry that I caused you any worry one minute to hold them tight before you turn out the light one minute is all it takes to show that your loves not fake ©Dark

Untitled 1
Dark is the night in which ride Deep is the water in which I hide burning, turning spinning fast a soul in turmoil urban class drowning, struggling, dieing last These are days of my past Burning pain that never ends hoping for a whispering wind surging lurching to and fro how will my mind ever know loving, lying, living, dieing all are things worth our trying Giving, caring, sharing too these are things I want to do Time to be all you can be join me in this empty sea life is ever spinning past the road is calling it's a blast come ride with me into the hills and I will show such great thrills Come lie with me beneath the stars and I shall ease away your scars ©Dark

More Ranting.. From My Twisted Mind....
Fuck.. I dont even know what i wanna say so imma let my mind free and just write as i think.. So watch out this will be fucked up.... Ok here we go.. i miss my son.. I dont get to see him and I hardly get to talk to him then when i do talk to him like today My son was too busy to talk he was listenin to a song.. so he wouldnt talk.. That hurts but yet i know i deserve it.. Then ya go the whole fact that im living in a fucked up World.. And this world i speak of is my own mind.... Its FUCKED... im fuckin sick of getting hurt.. Im fuckin tired of being soo fuckin stupid.. And gullable.. I wish you all could see the world through my eyes.. Even for an hour.. You wouldnt be able to handle it.. The fucked up thoughts in my head... The shit i deal with.. The Fuckin abuse i take.. You'd never even know.. Its sooo fuckin hard.. Im 21 years old.. i shouldnt have this shit to think about or deal with.. i should be happy go lucky.. Not worry about how im gonna get things In order and straightene

Untitled (erotica) 3
Grab my hips from behind Take me baby don’t be kind Ride me deep and hard Treat me like a playing card Flip me over and start anew Come on baby you know what to do Spread my legs wide apart Use your tongue like a dart Taste the juices you make flow Hold on tight don’t let go Then climb my body enter me I’ll clamp my legs behind your knee I’ll squeeze my muscles around your shaft The bed will move like a raft I’ll move with you until I’m done Then caress your body with my tongue I’ll make you scream before you’re done And I’ll be on top when you finaly come ©Dark

Untitled (erotica) 2
Oh lover dwell within As in the darkness we begin A roller coaster of rise and falls Through out the night they’ll hear our calls On the bed, the floor, the table Tell me lover are you able Can you make me scream all night Will you continue with the light Can you make my body burn As I do yours in your turn Can we rise all the way to heaven Make me cum ten fold and seven Can you claim me with your fire Can you tame me with desire Will you tease me make me quiver Tell me lover can you deliver Will you taste my ancient soul When you make me loose control If I bind your feet and hands Will it be more than you can stand And when at last I regain control Will you to me loose your soul ©Dark

Well Now
well its 3:16am dont know whether to get to bed or not im not bored talking to someone, hmmm got alot to do still feelin a bit horny lol but eh im tired got shit to do things and ppl to worry about.... im done

Untitled (erotica) 1
My body craves an experienced hand To make me explode do you understand A gentle touch will make me shiver A harder stroke and I will quiver My deepest desires I will express To hand that knows how to caress Tie me down and take your leisure Bring us both the greatest pleasure Do not stop because I groan In short time you’ll make me moan A little taste is not a sin As you tantalize my skin If your touches bring a little pain Please my love do not refrain The line between pain and pleasure Is much to thin for you to measure As I am bound to the bed You can get within my head Make me wonder build my desire Fear can ignite an awesome fire When I beg you let me go You must beg strong and say no But when I beg you take me now I pray you enter me like a plow Then in the middle of a thrust Release my bonds and taste my lust Forgive me if I leave red streaks On your back and lower cheeks And when I ravage you in return Remember it was you made my blood burn ©Dar

Whoa (erotica)
She walked through the room in all her glory Seeking him to share her story Upon the couch his naked form splay And his manliness made her sway The story forgotten only lust filled the air She shook before his appreciative stare The she knelt down across his lap Hand to her bottom he did slap His hardness pressed into her loin She instinctively sought his groin As he smacked her bottom red Her passion rose as she bobbed her head The moisture increased between her thigh When he forced himself in she gave a great sigh Meeting his motion thrust for stroke They moved in rhythm contact never broke The harder he thrust the louder she cried And each time she came she thought she died He rolled her over and laid her down Lifted her legs above her crown Thrusting in deeper as her road her harder Then the thrusting stopped with one big shudder The spell broken by what they shared Now only musk fill the air ©Dark

The Results Are In ..
Well the Results from the recent MUM seems to tell me that more ppl like Silk over lace against their naked bodies.. I think I have to agree.. there is nothing better then just rubbing lightly over skin something soft and silky.. So it would make sense that most nighties are always made of silk .. but why is it then when you got to an adult store they sell things made of all lace.. like someone said it is rough on the skin .. Does it mean that it looks better but is a pain in the ass to wear? Are looks more importnat the the actually feeling of it on the skin? hmmmm I dont know .. but maybe that will be in my next mum .. guess we will have to wait and see! Hugs and smoochies bratty

I Hate....
I hate this feeling of emptiness. I hate bein hurt.. i hate that i put myself out there to be hurt.. I hate not being there for my son.. i hate the feelings i have.. i hate The thoughts in my head.. I hate the ppl who tell me they wont hurt me then turn around and hurt me... I hate All this depression.. I hate not knowing what to do next.. I hate Wakin up in the morning.. I hate the fact that I lived a life so fucked up ... I hate when ppl tell me they know how i feel.. That sayin Been there done that.. is FUCKIN BULLSHIT.. No one knows what ive been through and how i feel inside... You will never know unless u walked in my shoes.. and i wouldnt wish it on anyone.. I hate The world.. I hate not being happy... But then i stop and think out of all of this... What i really hate is......ME... I HATE ME!!!

Louisiana Home For The Holidays
I was not born in this strange southern state And find it’s weather to be quite queer The cold could chill you to the bone Yet seldom will it ever snow The people too seem odd to me Existing in such gaiety When all around them Poverty is what they see And when the holidays draw near They sing and dance and eat their fill And feed the stranger that draws near And wish to him a year of cheer Louisiana such strange land Gather your children in your hands ©Dark

What I Like In A Woman
What I like to see in a woman isn't how hot she is, how slutty she looks, etc... But how she would treat me. Yeah I'm a softy if you haven't realized, but I reckon thats how I was raised. I believe I know how to treat a woman with respect and not like shes some bitch on the street. I just don't know why nobody else can see it...

Quiet Observation
Background flute, looks Noses pressed to books Pages of notes written Conversations glisten A glimpse of the inner child Hair-dos, most wild A child pouts and they attend She skillfully leads them to their end Snatching pieces from their plates While all around life copulates The world outside screened by silk Inside coffee filled with milk Several languages spoken all at once Confused and feeling ever the dunce Sunday feeling less than proud Watching the Barnes & Noble crowd ©Dark

Ode To Concupiscence (erotica)
The Fire burning deep inside Passion building I can't hide I need to yell and scream and shout Can you feel what it's about The heat between us so intense Robs all the innocent pertinence I yearn to have you between my thighs Filling me with rhythmic strides Can you feel my fires heat Place my hand against your meat Lips are burning for your kiss Whisper soft to me your wish Would you have me bind your hands Would you think that it was grand Would you desire that I treat you cruel When I would rather have you rule Tell me are you burning hot Can you feel my passion not Each time I seek you out it seems I am only reaching out for dreams I wonder what you'd have me do If I were standing there with you ©Dark

We Know
What path we ever should choose, No matter what the game is, if we win or lose, i know, you know, WE KNOW! Knowing all the darkest secrets, Neither one of us having any regrets, i know, you know, WE KNOW! A love so deep and true, Making you feel good,making you feel blue, i know, you know, WE KNOW! Making the world become as whole, With this special bonding in the soul, i know, you know, WE KNOW! Your heart attached to mine, A feeling that lasts a lifetime, i know, you know, WE KNOW! Tho many others do not know, the bond we have, and we'll never let go. While they are talking bad and low, i know, you know, WE KNOW!! just another inspiration from my thoughts. nad this is reality and not a dreamstate.

A Dark Fantasy (untitled)(xxxx)(kink)
I am out in the woods camping on my motorcycle Sitting naked by a fire relaxing. Stroking my clit and enjoying the fall evening. Hear a few noises but attribute them to the night, just think maybe wild animals, no big deal the fire will keep them away. The noises drawing closer getting a little nervous but brush it off as my imagination. So dark outside the fire ring I can't make out anything. The wind picks up a little and I get a chill. Yet again I ignore it. Bushes move close by, a little scared I reprimand myself in my mind ‘it's just the wind.’ Hands on both my shoulders cause me to freeze and my heart to race. I start to turn around but a voice, male, says “no, don't look”. I don't move. The voice behind me says to “stand up”. I am so scared, but I do as I am told. The hands still on my shoulders. I feel a shirt, flannel perhaps, and blue jeans against my back. I also feel skin. The shirt is open. There is a definite bulge against my butt and lower back. My mind rac

I The Only Friend
Branch bending weighted with strange fruit You dashing, pinstriped suit Double breasted buttons loose Dangling there within the noose Jerk, tremble, heart beats end I the only watching friend Hostile people point and leer Your life forfeit out of fear Swore your innocence time and again The jury said guilty, with a grin A crime of passion they swore Found you crying by the door The body cold, blood everywhere You said you found her lying there Cops blamed you, no one else around You had just arrived from out of town They dragged you in though you didn’t fight Beat you under a bright light Broke you fingers one by one Trying to find where you hid the gun Beat your body black and blue All the time swearing it was you Her blood and yours there on your hands They beat you badly you barely could stand You swore that you loved her and could never do this The blood on your hands was from your one last kiss You said you embraced her lifeless form tight And had God hi

You And I
What's wrong with me? Why can't I free myself from this trance? MY life is breakign down every moment I am awake I feel so utterly depressed Like nothing will every make me happy again Why do I do this to myself? Why put myself through this torture? Do I really deserve to be miserable every waking moment of my life? Why should I have to always take into account everyone else's feelings? What about mine? When will it matter how I feel, what I think about my life? It is always about someone else. How will it affect you? How will it change your life? What will happen to you? For once who fucking cares! How will it make me feel? How will it change my life? What will happen to me? But who fuckign cares right. As long as I consider how you will be affected first.

Re: Army Redeploys Brigade To Afghanistan
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: SUPPORT TROOPS,The Diesel Date: Feb 15, 2007 8:45 PM Army Redeploys Brigade to Afghanistan Associated Press | February 14, 2007 WASHINGTON - An Army unit that had been scheduled to go to Iraq is being sent instead to Afghanistan, where fighting has increased and the U.S. troop level is at its highest of the war. The 173rd Airborne Brigade, based in Vicenza, Italy, was among several units the Pentagon said in November would go to Iraq as part of the normal rotation of forces. The department said in a statement Wednesday that the brigade of some 3,200 will deploy this spring to Afghanistan instead to relieve a unit overdue to go home. Another unit will be found to replace the 173rd in Iraq. Fighting in Afghanistan the past year was the bloodiest since the U.S.-led war started in 2001 and toppled the Taliban regime. Commanders anticipate a renewed offensive this spring by Taliban fighters. Deployment of

Nothing Worth Reading,look Eles Where.
It's another night where I can't sleep. Once again my mind wanders to you. I wonder will this be the rest of my life. Alone night after night. I live in a place where I see old lonely people. I can't but look at them and say your looking at yourself. I know there's more to life then lovers and love, but it would be nice to have just one true love before I die. I'm not getting any younger. I've already given up my dream of being a mom, which hurts like hell. But my 20's are almost over. I mean by the time my grandma,mom,aunts where my age they already had a hand full of kids. Like I said I already gave up one of my dearest heart's dreams,I don't want to give up another. I just what my heart dream of one lifetime love to come true. If it ever comes to past,I'd gladly give the rest of my hearts dreams up. Enough with my inner thoughts,lets move on to my outer thoughts. Like my new place. At times it feels like home and I'm right where I should be. But on nights like this one it doesn't fe

Rate Me..
hi everybody,please go to my site and rate me a 10 and be a member. if you do become a member we can chat on yahoo or msn and will be able to see me on cam as much as you want, if you get a members id and join you can cancel anytime,when you sign up you will get a confirmation in your email with your members id. this is the link. http://www.webcams.com/a.php?r=8159&t=1&g=join bye kisses

The Sexiest Playmate Contest
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com I entered THE SEXIEST PLAYMATE (MALE OR FEMALE) CONTEST hosted by ¢¾Boss Lady wit da SeXxXy Eyez¢¾ ASK ME ABOUT CONTEST I'M HOSTING AND CONTEST I'M. I don't think I fit in this catagory, but hey, I'll give it a shot. **RULES ARE AS FOLLOWS** - NO HATING ON OTHER PEOPLE IN CONTEST - U MAY BOMB YOURSELF..COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED - HAVE FUN !! - IF THERE IS A TIE IT WILL COME DOWN TO RATES AND COMMENTS SO MAKE SURE TO TELL YOUR FRIENDS TO RATE ALSO - YOU WILL HAVE TO PIMP YOUR SELF..BULLETINS,BLOGS,BLASTS,STICKY ETC.. This contest starts 2/16/07 @ 1:00 PM EST. Thank You all and I hope you'll stop by and help me out. Mike :)

Woemn That I Have Meet!
ok so there are about 25% of wwomen i have meet that dont meet the criteria for waht i wrote for the title! but hte other 3/4 fuck you! tonight i was taking hte cab home and a girl got on that i knew since i was like 5, iand i knew her for like 6 years, and hten i moved away , then i ran into her again in the town i live in now. . S he was super nice to me when she first saw me and relized it was me, we got along just fine. but then i found out her b/f was treating her like shit( aka, beating hte shit out of her) and i kinda mentioned to her that i thought it was bull shit and to walk away from it and if he tried abything theres like 50 guys that would beat the living shit out of him, wich htere really was ( mainly cause shes such a sweetheart adn so cute) but i kept telling her i didnt want her to leave cause yes i do have a huge crush on her! but tonight i ran into her ya she was plowed out of her mind, but i tried helping her nad beging nice like i alwasy am and she told me to fu

Thank You
Ok My ct friends and family, You dont get this that much on here but thank you all for being there for me you all know who i am talking about the ones who weree up with me through alot of rough time. Well thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

You Are In Love
Deep inside is where the story begins a wink, a smile, a look in the eye what made you think about someone In the middle there is a pause the summer, again you were confused what do you really feel inside? Confusion replaced with knowing all you could do was dream along following your way through darkness Sun began to shine flowers began to grow rain started falling too there appeared a rainbow Far on the outside is still no end the eyes that still calm you and the silence isn't broken yet Soon the noice will come the feelings will flow and two become one

Just Blind
your eyes staring to nowhere takes you to the most wonderful places filled with dreams and I wonder how does it feel to look trough your eyes surrender to imagination no matter how I try just like that place isn't meant for me though I'm searching seems like it doesn't exist maybe I'm just drowned in reality maybe my imagination is bounded by truth maybe I'm just blind...

Cherry "marriage"
I've been thinking this for a long time, and I think I have been quiet on this topic until now...(correct me please if I'm wrong, I'm stoned) But...cherrytap marriage? Fun, whatever. Some people go nutso over that...then I see cherrytap divorces? yeah...to each their own, its totally cool and I'm not judging in the least I'm just writing to say: Whos gonna be the first person to make cherrytap alimony payments? C'mon...I know someone will. Where you at?

Brother
How can you be trusted , I know how you are I tried to trust you , but it didn't get me far I though you grew up, I though you were a man Yeah I was wrong, you tried to ruin everyone's life and you still will if you can Just to make yourself feel good, to feel that you're on top Only a sick person, would do family wrong , but you'll never stop You're a bad dad and bad brother You know you're a bad son look how at you treat our mother She tries to help you , but you don't care You're alway screaming and yelling "No one treats me fair" Coward, I"m going to call you that till the end You talk about everyone behind their back, in their face you're their friend Get mad if you want that's just what I see If you got a problem with what I just said, then get at me. We are brothers and I love you , but I hate what you've became If you got something to say, then say it to me and I'll do the same Copyright © 2006 Damon Taylor

Truth
I believe in the God and what The bible says I believe there is a place in heaven for us that god has That's why I took the lord in my life back in the day I love God and I'm not ashamed to say With out the lord nothing would be God loves us that's why Jesus died for you and me I got baptised in 4th grade because I felt his love I feel him working in my life and watching from above I know that the lord is great, as you can tell He picked me up everytime I fell I try not to steal, cuss, or talk behind anyones back When I'm mad and wanna yell I just think would God do that We all make mistakes but God forgives We just gotta change our lives and the way we live No man on Earth has ever been perfect except Jesus Christ But I'm still gonna live for the lord, I already gave him my life. Damon Latrell Taylor

Update (about Me)
Hi everyone For those of you who have been keeping up with me. I havnt been on for awhile, i have been very busy. I am engaged to be married on july 7. I am up for managment for were i work, so here is what i am going to ask is for every one to do send me a message. I will be air on danger zone here soon come check it out!!!!!!! Good music and good people! ;)

About Me.
Well here it is I live in Knoxville, TN and I am loving it here its pretty cool. I work at a retail store as a cashier/electronics overnights and I love that to. I have a cat named Honey she is about a year old almost two and i love her to death. I also own two frogs and a fish. Right now I am a single woman just looking at possibilities in life. I am hoping to start college next year kinda torn on my major but I do know that I want to do something with kids. I would love to be a teacher if I can get enough college funding and stuff. Umm.... Well thats about it folks. If you want to know more let me know. I will be glad to answer questions.

Wooooooooooooo!!!!
I love livin in a multi racial society!! U get to enjoy ALLLLLL the public holidays for each race!! PH for Malay holidays like Hari Raya Haji and Hari Raya Puasa, PH for Indian Holidays like Deepavali (Lights Festival) and of course PH for the Chinese holidays like Chinese New Year as the Chinese calender starts one month later :D heheheh WoooT!!!!This means a long weekend!!!... Might be gone as might head over to Malaysia.. hehehehe hmmm Malacca...home of the original Eurasians... wooot! ;) Hope u guys have a gd one... Gong Xi Fa Cai = Happy New Year (for the Chinese obviously :P) ♥

Feeling Insecure
Why am i so lonely Why am i so sad Why is my life so shit Why is it so bad They say im at my prime Time to be having fun All the life thats in me Has turned round n gone As the day turns into night An im sitting on my bed The thoughts of me without you Are going through my head If i could turn back time This is what id do Id stop the things u were doing And tell you my love was true This is not the end This is not the start My life is just in limbo Till the day we join our hearts written by diana

Hes Gone
Youve done it again You went away You dont understand The price i pay For being alone Its hard to bear Did you love me Or even care Cos if you did You wouldnt go Youd stay with us And watch us grow In my mind I see your face I wish you was here With your embrace But god has taken you Into his dome Hes taken your pain Hes taken you home Ill always love you For the time we had Through all the good Through all the bad I end this poem With a sigh goodnight my love Goodbye Goodbye written by diana

Nothing Else Matters
Never have I spoke my thoughts, the way I can with you, how did we reach this point. after only shareing hopes and dreams, with someone we can't hold, just letters on a screen... They would say we must be crazy, for loveing eachother this way, just to have you here with me, I'd gladly give it all away, to feel your heart beat upon my chest, as I look deep into your eyes , and find the place I've longed for, the place we both belong, that is all I live for now, that one chance to hold you tight, to treat like a lady, to make all your dreams come true, just to know your safe and happy, thats everything to me, And Nothing Else Matter.... Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com

Lonely
my heart is empty my heart is cold i have no feelings so ive been told but do they know me deep down inside the wall is up so i can hide i have this beauty that they dont see its deep inside its me its me i want to love i want to grow but where to start i dont know by diana i give my love for you to gain please dont break it or cause it pain

Who
who can I say is really on my side or am I alone on this life time ride who will be there in the end are the people I'm cool with really my friends who can I call on when I'm feeling sad will they talk to me after I make them mad who will be there if I have some fears who's shoulder will I cry on when I shed tears who will give me a ride to work when I'm about to get fired who will let me sleep at their house when I'm tired who will love me when I feel there is no love left who will cry for me after I take my last breath Damon Taylor Copyright ©2007 Damon Taylor

The Past
thinking back to when I was in school and young a very bad kid and really dumb starting fights and giving dirty looks when the teacher left the class I tore up her books standing up when the teacher said sit down when creighton was in my class we were the class clowns not doing home work and I cheated on test I got all D's I wasn't trying to be the best I graduated but I didn't wanna go I heard them call my name but I was a no show that was years ago I think I changed I look back on those years and it's kinda strange I think sometimes why didn't I listen I think about how much knowledge I was missing but if I could go back it would all be the same I'm a big kid and I'll never change Damon Latrell Taylor Copyright ©2007 Damon Taylor

The Mask That Are Part Of Me
I have two mask tattooed on my arm they are mad and sad but that's no reason to be alarmed they are who I am they are what's in me I've felt that way since the very beginning I've never had friends, who could I really trust they say you gotta trust someone and that's a must I was born alone and I know I'm gonna die that way I look at those mask every day you might think I'm happy cause I smile alot but my anger and sadness is all I got Damon Latrell Taylor Copyright ©2007 Damon Taylor

A New Poem For Kristin
YOU SAY I DO NOT KNOW YOU YOU SAY, “YOU DO NOT KNOW ME.” WHEN I SAY SOMETHING YOU DON’T LIKE. EACH TIME I HEAR YOU SAY THOSE WORDS; I REALLY WANT TO FIGHT. I GET SO UPSET BECAUSE THE FACT IS I DO KNOW YOU, AND I KNOW YOU WELL. NO ONE COULD TELL ME ANYTHING NEW ABOUT YOU AND THIS HOW YOU CAN TELL: I KNOW YOU LOVE YOUR PUPPY AND THAT TOBERS MAKES YOU SMILE. I KNOW THAT YOU HATE TRAFFIC AND DEALING WITH DIFFICULTY TAKES YOU A WHILE. I LEARN MORE EACH DAY AND I LOVE EVERY NEW THING THAT I LEARN. WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME, I THINK IT IS YOUR TURN. NOTHING HUH, OK I WILL GO AGAIN AND NAME A FEW MORE THINGS I KNOW. I KNOW THAT WHEN YOU ARE CRYING IS THE ONLY TIME YOUR TRUE FEELINGS SHOW. YOU LOVE YOUR FAMILY AND WOULDN’T TRADE THEM FOR THE WORLD. SEE, I KNOW A LOT; I LISTEN TO YOU, GIRL. I KNOW THAT YOU HATE MEANNESS AND I ALSO KNOW YOUR BIRTHDAY. I KNOW YOU BETTER THAN YOU THINK AND THAT’S ALL I HAVE TO SAY. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE LOVE STORIES AND THAT YOU WANT ONE OF YO

My Mind
time to get older trying to be a man without getting colder trying to be all I can being myself and being my own man working to get anything I need give a little back cause I don't believe in greed helping those who can't help themselves I've been getting taken advantage of since I was twelve some people are sharks who want all you have getting what they can from you then they laugh it's not fair is what I used to think I never smoke weed and I don't drink I don't go to clubs I've never been in a bar fight cause I make my own choices and I hope they are right Damon Taylor Copyright ©2007 Damon Taylor

Birthday Bedroom Orgy
(Written from a man's point of view, I am Bi.. and I would want a wife of mine and myself to do this) We married young. My wife, Bianca, had promised me a surprise for my twenty-fourth birthday. I had expected a surprise party, but there was nobody in the house when we got home from work. I had no idea what to expect, but I had a feeling that it was going to be a memorable night. She looked absolutely beautiful that night, wearing her long straight black hair down, and in a sexy cocktail dress. Bianca and I met at the gym and we were both in great shape. She had large supple breasts and a flat stomach and thin waist that led down to a tight round ass. As for me, I was in the best shape of my life. I’d finally achieved the six-pack I was after, and had the pecs and arms I’d worked so hard for. I wasn’t huge, but I was fit and defined. She had prepared an amazing dinner. After we ate, Bianca led me upstairs to the bedroom. We sat down on the bed and sta

Missed
when I close my eyes I see all the people who I wont see again some are family some are friends I miss them all with all my heart we'll be together again even though we are apart I keep remembering all the times we had I gotta smile even though I'm sad you're with god now and not feeling any pain thinking about you helps keep me sane I see you guys in my dreams as clear as day I wanna sleep forever just to have you stay I know when I see you in my dreams you thinking about me too letting me know your ok that's really cool I wish I could have given all of you a final hug and kiss but now if you can hear my heart you know you are missed Damon Taylor Copyright ©2007 Damon Taylor

Don't Cry
don't cry, even if we are apart I hate to see women cry it breaks my heart I saw my mom cry alot when I was younger I stopped crying I had to become stronger I would do all I can to stop the tears I'll be your shoulder I'll chase away your fears I don't ever want a woman to cry over me tears of joy is all they should be Damon Taylor Copyright ©2007 Damon Taylor

Dad
My dad you had all these kids that grew up mad now just because you're around you expect us to call you dad I can't believe you think you have that right you know how many times your kids cried for you at night? we were a family even without you being there call you dad? come on does that sound fair you don't care if you did you would have been there instead of being a coward running away from your kids twenty-six years later you realize what you did I wanted to love you and to be your son I hope it was worth I hope you had fun what does a grown man need with a dad? I used to think about all fun we could of had we look alike and that's it when the time comes I'll be a man and take care of my kids Damon Taylor Copyright ©2007 Damon Taylor

Still Trying To Find Them
I dont know why I "need" to know who has a crush on me. I guess it's flattering would like to tell them thanks. Or maybe it's becuase it's a secret. Anyways, if one of the people who has a crush on me reads this I would love to know who you are...maybe show you some extra luv..not like that....ha ha ha

Taboos And Superstitions Of Chinese New Year
House Cleaning The entire house should be cleaned before New Year's Day. On New Year's Eve, all brooms, brushes, dusters, dust pans and other cleaning equipment are put away. Sweeping or dusting should not be done on New Year's Day for fear that good fortune will be swept away. After New Year's Day, the floors may be swept. Beginning at the door, the dust and rubbish are swept to the middle of the parlor, then placed in the corners and not taken or thrown out until the fifth day. At no time should the rubbish in the corners be trampled upon. In sweeping, there is a superstition that if you sweep the dirt out over the threshold, you will sweep one of the family away. Also, to sweep the dust and dirt out of your house by the front entrance is to sweep away the good fortune of the family; it must always be swept inwards and then carried out, then no harm will follow. All dirt and rubbish must be taken out the back door. Bringing In the New Year and Expelling the Old Shooting off

How Wet Can It Get
Text, Chat, Email and phone calls are fun but there is no substitute for the real thing. Its been a long time since we last met. I think we have both been a little excited to do this again. This time there is no need to meet in the bar. Just get to my room. I text you the number and pour myself a glass of wine. Lay on the bed and wait. When you come in you throw your jacket on the chair, kick off your shoes and jump ontop of me. Nicciiiiiii. Don't talk just kiss me. the hunger is still there. The passion. Kiss me harder. I can feel you are harder in your jeans. Clothes start coming off, we are naked in record time. You sit back to look. Now Nicci, you say, just enjoy this. I prop myself up on the pillow behind me. Grab a glass of wine and take a sip. Pour just a little near my navel and let it run down the crack of my thigh. You lick it up and dive in. SO wet. I am already half way there. You take my clit in your mouth, gently pulling on my pi

Gong Xi Fa Cai!
Chinese New Year starts with the New Moon on the first day of the new year and ends on the full moon 15 days later. The 15th day of the new year is called the Lantern Festival, which is celebrated at night with lantern displays and children carrying lanterns in a parade. The Chinese calendar is based on a combination of lunar and solar movements. The lunar cycle is about 29.5 days. In order to "catch up" with the solar calendar the Chinese insert an extra month once every few years (seven years out of a 19-yearcycle). This is the same as adding an extra day on leap year. This is why, according to the solar calendar, the Chinese New Year falls on a different date each year. New Year's Eve and New Year's Day are celebrated as a family affair, a time of reunion and thanksgiving. The celebration was traditionally highlighted with a religious ceremony given in honor of Heaven and Earth, the gods of the household and the family ancestors. The sacrifice to the ancestors, the most vit

Far Away, Far To Long
You came into my life, just an image on my screen, although I could not hold you, I held a tight grip on the dream, of someday haveing you beside me, to hold throughout the nights, to be there when things go astray, just to tell me it's alright, we have been apart, and yet together every day, we have shared every hope and dream, we always have so much to say, now I ask you to decide, is this the life we lead? or do you feel for me, as I feel for you? we can't go on hurting, this just so wrong, it's time that you decide , We Have Been Apart To Far Away For Far To Long... Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com

Am Well Chuffed
I have been working realy hard at the moment.. To get the look i want. And eventually im getting there.. I have a perfect 38 c bust .And i size fourteen waist. with a tight bum.. Watch my photos .. I will be posting new ones eventually xx

Man Raper Facts
Hey all my sexy sexy friends. I have been getting some not so nice emails from people on Cherry. And I guess I would like to say I'm more than a pair of boobies, or a smile that you look at daily. I do have feelings and when people are overly harsh with me yeah it gets to me. Anyways, thought I would share some little random facts about me * My full name is Tara Marie Robbins (I didn't realize until recently that my screen name and my real name have the same initials TMR ha ha ha) *I have a temper *I'm bi *purple and red are my favorite colors *I'm a beach person more than I am a mountian person *I'm from Philly *Someone has recently broken my heart * I'm the oldest child * I sing in the shower, and really everywhere (yes I take objects from around the house and sing into them) *I love people playing with my hair *I am a writer *The Star Gazer Lilly is my favorite flower ( I haven't had some one buy me flowers since I was in high school) * I graduated high sch

Phone Fun
As I listened to his voice my body quivered. He had me so wet. I could feel my pussy aching just talking with him for the five minutes we've been on the phone. I wanted release and I knew he wanted it too. I just didn't know how to bring it up. We'd never met in person, but had got to know each other really well since we talked almost every night. He'd gotten my phone number from a friend of ours. Anyways, where was I? Oh yeah, my pussy. That man's voice melted me every time I heard or even thought about it. In the past I'd just wait until we got off of the phone before I 'took care' of the aching. I'd grab my toy and play his voice in my head making myself cum hard. Tonight was different. I wanted him to hear me get off, but was a little shy at being the first to bring it up and he was probably holding back for fear of hurting my feelings. So, I decided to try and play while on the phone, and hide it from him. I started rubbing my tits and to my surprise my nipples were like l

Benediction Defined
A benediction is a short invocation for divine help, blessing and guidance, usually at the end of church worship service. Judaic ceremonies at the temple of Jerusalem had ritualised benedictions ("Berachot"). From the earliest church Christians have accorded them ceremonial significance, particularly to end a ritual. Protestants abandoned many of the benedictions of the Roman Catholic Church, including the apostolic benediction by the Pope and his delegates, and benediction of the dying. A common form of benediction in both Catholic and liturgical Protestant churches is for the worship leader to raise his hands and recite the words of the Priestly Blessing. Some churches have recently started to reincorporate the use of benedictions in the closing of their church services. Such benedictions may be found in Scripture, written by a church member, or a combination of the two. [edit] Benediction of the Blessed Sacrament In the Roman Catholic Church and in some Anglican Churche

Silly Boy. Pirates Don't Like Ninjas!
*I have a sexy Ninja friend. *We play in the snow. *He thinks I am shallow. *Sometimes he smiles...but, it hurts too much. *He likes toast. *..... I like toast. *He compares me to a fat kid who likes cake. *He is pretty cool. *We will make sexy pirate-ninja babies. *That is all. *End. *♥

Anally Deflowering Sue-the Deepest Fantasy
I had dated the same man for the last five years, but suddenly I found out he was cheating on my so I dumped him about 6 months ago. I haven’t dated since than, not because I wasn’t asked out, I just haven’t gotten over the betrayal. This has made me particularly horny lately. We had a fairly active sex life, but it was more routine. While we had sex often, I refused oral sex and anal sex was a definite taboo. Some of my friends had told me they had tried anal sex (most did not get very far until they made their partner stop) but did not like it because of the intense pain. Even those that did finish refused to do it again. I guess the forbidden is what we are deepest fantasies are about. I have resorted to masturbation lately to satisfy my lust. My vibrator has become my sex partner. I would lie in bed at night, my vibrator gently rubbing my clit as I dreamt of having sex. My latest fascination was with anal sex. I often fantasized of how I would be anally deflowered. While I woul

Its All Just A Phase.
Just a hardened bouncer with out a name, Just another woman who hates playing the game. Just another rebel with out a good cause, Stuck in a world where there is no applause. A lull of boredom put in her face, all taken for granted what a disgrace. Everything in her power to stay away, lost in a place where its falsely okay. All of the thorns slowly comin back, deeper and deeper with no room for slack. Procrastination you know what they say, Nevermind, dont worry, the quotes kinda gay. Words are just words they dont mean a thing, its the gestures of a Malibu stylist that thinks shes the shing. Just another day, just another time. Just another piece of shitty blog written in ryhmn. No more talking back to the song, life will better, but now its just wrong. Thing after another, back and then here. Faults and the guilt have never been so clear. Failed and let down it all hurts so much more, when the person who caused it comes back reeking like a 2 dollar whore. All of her tears

The 9/11 Conspiracy
On September 11, 2001 a terrible tragedy occurred. The World Trade Towers were destroyed and the Pentagon suffered terrible damage. Thousands of innocent people died in fear and pain, leaving their families mourning and devastated. But then something caught on in the internet community…proof that the government was behind it. Did our government destroy the World Trade Towers? Did our government kill thousands of innocent Americans to go to war? Were the towers planted with explosives? The battle cry goes out this very day is that 9/11 was 'an inside job'. Such sites as loosechange and 911truth claim this to be true and provide various 'facts' and 'proof' to back up their views. Some of the proof being offered is that the World Trade Towers fell due to controlled demolitions and that burning jet fuel could not at all create such a fall because steel melts at 2800 degrees Fahrenheit whereas Jet fuel burns at 1500 degrees Fahrenheit. The question is: Is it true? No. See, wh

New Member
I AM SINGLE AND DOWN TO EARTH MALE THAT LIKES TO HAVE FUN AND MEET NEW INTERESTING PEOPLE. I HAVE LITTLE TIME FOR DRAMA OR BULLSHIT IN MY LIFE. I AM A SINGLE FATHER AND COLLEGE STUDENT THAT IS WORKING ON ENHANCING MY SON'S FUTURE AND MY OWN AS WELL. I AM ALWAYS LOOKING TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS FROM ALL OVER AND IF YOU WANT TO GET TO KNOW A GOOD PERSON,FRIEND, AND ALL AROUND STRAIGHT REAL PERSON. THEN GET TO KNOW ME!!!

Shutting Up Shop
Every year around this time I like to take a brief haitus from the hustle and bustle of online life. So starting from next Wednesday, I'm not gonna be around for a few weeks. Which is why I've altered the access to my photos. I'm still gonna be around for a couple of days to chat to my friends, but then I'll be gone, and I'll be back sometime in April. Laters. TBS xxx

I Crave Your Mouth~pablo Neruda~
I crave your mouth... ~by Pablo Neruda~ I crave your mouth, your voice, your hair. Silent and starving, I prowl through the streets. Bread does not nourish me, dawn disrupts me, all day I hunt for the liquid measure of your steps. I hunger for your sleek laugh, your hands the color of a savage harvest, hunger for the pale stones of your fingernails, I want to eat your skin like a whole almond. I want to eat the sunbeam flaring in your lovely body, the sovereign nose of your arrogant face, I want to eat the fleeting shade of your lashes, and I pace around hungry, sniffing the twilight, hunting for you, for your hot heart, Like a puma in the barrens of Quitratue.

Something Is Missing
like a piece of the puzzle, like the last turn on a rubick's cube, like chasing a ghost. the missing segment eluldes you. like the spark that sets things a fire, like the answer to the riddle, the answer is as hard as asking the right question. Today something is missing, the piece of the puzzle that I once had is now lost. now the questions begin, where, why, and how. Only the holder of the key will know why I made this blog, so to my eternally hidden one, may you bring the key and unlock the safe that holds the piece, the missing item I desperately seek.

The Color Of Friendship
The Color of Friendship Once upon a time the colors of the world started to quarrel. All claimed that they were the best; the most important, the most useful, the favorite GREEN said: "Clearly I am the most important. I am the sign of life and of hope. I was chosen for grass, trees and leaves. Without me, all animals would die. Look over the countryside and you will see that I am in the majority." BLUE interrupted: "You only think about the earth, but consider the sky and the sea. It is the water that is the basis of life and drawn up by the clouds from the deep sea. The sky gives space and peace and serenity. Without my peace, you would all be nothing." YELLOW chuckled: "You are all so serious. I bring laughter, gaiety, and warmth into the world. The sun is yellow, the moon is yellow, the stars are yellow. Every time you look at a sunflower, the whole world starts to smile. Without me there would be no fun." ORANGE started next to blow her trumpet: "I a

Feel So Good, Feel So Numb
Im sore from shoveling too much goddamn snow. I have a million things running through my head from global politics and human rights to fetisha and ct drama. I figure ill use this space to jus acknowledge some of the people on this site who have touched me in some way. Star: youre a great friend and I adore you completely Urban: are the flyers on vacation yet? Princess: uhm.. hi... *waves* Summer: our party... nuff said TLO: *hug* Morrigan: Thank you for the insistance on smiles Captain Cutthroat: next april DJ Dreams: first friend I made on here... love ya and the others who I havent listed yet, check back later... Ill mention you when Im not being a lazy bastard... I'm Your Boogie ManBy White Zombie

The Nsfw Situation
Ok, the answer to this is very simple. If you dont like a picture, dont look at it! If its nude, ok, then it needs to go in a private folder as most people do. If your a person that needs to flag a picture because it has too much belly button showing..then this site is NOT for you. If i walk into a store and see something offensive in a magazine or something, am i gonna go bitch about it?..NO. Im gonna turn around, and ignore it. I CHOOSE not to look at it. Im not gonna waste my time, bitching about 1 picture, when there is so much worse out there in the world. If you see a picture that you dont like, ignore it and move on to the next one. There is no need to flag it unless its truly necessary. This is site is great, and its all about having fun. Flagging someone's pic because of a little bit of skin..you haters need to go find a new place to hang out. Feel free to repost if you like. That is my rant for the night. Thank you!

Poetry
I am sitting in a room with pretend little people, pretending to be happy, pretending not to be confused. I feel used to pretending not to care. My heart pretends to beat, while I pretend it's rare. So here I sit pretending not to notice all the fakes, who pretend to want to listen, but instead their brains ache. I pretend to pretend that you are not pretending, but to pretend to pay attention is just the begining. Pretend little bitches, pretend to be cool, but to buy expensive things is to be a fool. Pretend to love. Pretend to hate. Pretend to listen. Pretend to ignore. These are just a few things that I pretend to do. So lets go back to pretending marily, just me and you.

Attention !!!!
**ATTENTION PLAYMATEZ** THINK YOU GOT IT ??? I NEED TO KNOW IF U WANNA ENTER NO LATER THEN MIDNIGHT EST ON FEB.15 UNLESS ALL MONTHS ARE FILLED UP AND I WILL UPDATE BULLETIN AS SOON AS I CAN.. *** I GOT ONE MONTH OPEN,I NEED SUMONE FOR MAY **** LEMME KNOW Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com ~~ OK HOT LADIEZ AND FELLAZ I'M HOLDING A CONTEST STARTING FEB.16 OPENING AT 1 PM EST(FRIDAY) AND IT WILL END ON FEB 28 12 MIDNIGHT EST(WENESDAY). I WANT 12 LADIEZ OR FELLAZ ONE FOR EACH MONTH. **RULES ARE AS FOLLOWS** .. NO HATING ON OTHER PEOPLE IN CONTEST .. U MAY BOMB YOURSELF..COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED .. HAVE FUN !! .. IF THERE IS A TIE IT WILL COME DOWN TO RATES AND COMMENTS SO MAKE SURE TO TELL YOUR FRIENDS TO RATE ALSO .. YOU WILL HAVE TO PIMP YOUR SELF..BULLETINS,BLOGS,BLASTS,STICKY ETC.. ..MONTHS WILL BE AVAILABLE AS SOON AS THIS POSTS SO IF YOU DON'T LET ME KNOW RIGHT AWAY THE MONTH U WANT MIGHT BE TAKEN ** I WILL BE TRACKIN CHERRY BUCKS EARN

Poetry
Darkness caught the overhang that the mark of daylight had cast. It was then and only then, that I recalled my past, Like lightning when it hit me All over my body it struck me and brought me to one knee. I remember the darkness in the night sky. It hung silenly over me as I wondered why. It had been twenty years to the day of his unmournful death, When the curse finally hit me, stealing my breath. I had slayed his body so long ago, A curse of death was placed upon me, appearently not faux. So there on one knee, I was fullfilling my destiny, While my sins began killing me. Then, I yelled out one last request, Please make this my one and only death! A voice of laughter filled the air, Invisible, It seemed as if it wasnt there. The first night I had died, Was the one and only night I had ever cried. For now I'm used to my eternal destiny, Bound to die every twenty years, knealing on one knee.

Angel Of Mercy
i pray to my angel of mercy save me before i hurt yet again an empty hollow being trying to take a breath in a world that is drowning i hold my breath and listen to those who are fork tongued and heed my call to play a vicious game of cat and mouse of back and forth and to and fro Play my game and u wont survive a devils wit and razored wings come play with me ill teach u to be strong to have a forked tongue of your own if u can stand the pain ill inflict on your mortal soul ill set u free breathe my last breath into your soul keeping you alive to drown out the others who wound with unnessasary lies give you clarity to keep afloat and be finally free of that which hold you down

Perception
PERCEPTION There are two ways to look at every situation in life: Is the cup half empty? Or is the cup half full? It is amazing how our perception can be changed by our attitude. For example, think about God and then look at these letters. N-O-W-H-E-R-E You can assume that God is NO WHERE. Or you can believe that God is NOW HERE! Follow this advice and you can improve your life: Always remember that you are loved, even when it doesn't seem like it. Believe in yourself and your values. Don't sell out when things go wrong. Don't let anything get you down; always bounce back up. Set goals for your future and never settle for anything less. Realize that there are others in the world with much bigger problems than you. Appreciate the good things in your life, and be thankful for the time you have with your loved ones. Spend more time with your family and friends. Appreciate the simple things in life, and don't get caught up in materia

I Can't Belive It!!!
Oh My God, I can't belive it I am in labor(well the early stages anyway) and I am about to have a beautiful baby girl in just a couple of short days. Anyone out there that's a proud parent holla this is the best time of our lives. Yes, it's true cherrytap is fun, but becoming a parent is one of the best things in my life and I truely owe it all to the man upstairs. Ya'll should know who I'm referring to. WOW!!! I am just so damn excited to get her out and bring her home. My little girl. Hey by the way, be nice ya'll and help me get a layout and level up too!

Mind Out Of Control
Lying on my bed My handprint on my cheek Mysterious thoughts I don't know what I'm feeling Sadness? Pain? Tiredness? Genuinely confused above all else, I look to an assault on my throat for release. And once again it becomes apparent I am just like any other human Despite what shoots through my head I am not above emotion.

My Dumbass Moment For Today...
OK, so I got a Photobucket account when I signed up for CT so I could get the url for my pics and stuff. Well what I didn't realize is that my account was public. I have been putting a lil of this and a lil of that in there. Needless to say there were several pics with all my goodies showing. I'm on there tonight uploading some more pics to make some stuff. Well I notice a thing saying something like 4000 viewers to my albums and I'm like WTF??? I then realize that my shit is out there for all to see. I quickly found where I could make it private and did so, for any of you pervs logging onto Photobucket at this moment to look me up. I just thought I'd give you all a good laugh at my dumbass moment for the day. I'm sure there will be plenty more to come. TGIF

Investing Time.....
why when u sincerly put ur time and effort into meeting some1 and being upfront, no games, no lies being completely honest and up front that person shows intrest and and says things to make u beleive the same thing and when it comes down to it they make every excuse not to meet u or spend time with u??? i experiance it alot these days so many weman say they want a good lookin charming nice honest and loving guy but when it comes down 2 it they just keep playin hard to get... i can see why so many guys are DOGS!!! im almost 2 the point myself, im starting to beleive nice guys do finish last... that really suxs!!!!!! well any suggestions cause i try and im a nice guy and i know it and im not bad lookin i dont think so why do woman just want 2 play games with me??? i dont want 2 become the typical guy but its gettin close...

~memories Of You~
Memories of you... Current mood: hmmm... Category: Writing and Poetry As i sit here alone thoughts of my past consume me. Memories of you, and our love flood my mind. In my mind i can still remember so many details.... How warm your cheek felt against mine, even the tickling sensation of your wiskers on my neck as you held me close. The way you tucked my hair behind my ear, right before you pressed your lips to mine for a sweet kiss. As i sit here, i close my eyes and i swear i can even remember your smell...so warm and inviting.. I remember the feel of your strong but tender hand on my neck and the other tracing up and down my stomach, your warm wet mouth on mine, eyes full of desire looking into mine, as you made such gentle love to me. The way you held me close, my cheek and warm breath on your chest, until i would fall asleep in your arms. All of these memories of you make me wonder how i get through each day without your love around me. I mi

Teachings
WOLF THE TEACHER Feared and hated by men the world over, the mighty wolf has been plagued by all forms of evil stories, myths and legends. Hunted, trapped and killed to the point of extinction, many of these majestic animals are gone forever; their breeds and blood lines never to be seen again. In spite of the many horror stories of wolves hunting, tracking and killing humans, no such event has ever been confirmed. Their eerie and lonely howl, which can make the blood run cold, is merely their form of communication. Each howl, with its tone, depth, length and frequency carries a different message to the pack, or to the partner who is out of sight. They're merely "talking". If you carry wolf medicine, here are some characteristics that sound familiar to you: You are fiercely loyal &emdash; to friends, family, ideals and principles. There is no compromise for you. You are very territorial. You protect all that is yours and your family's at any expense. You a

02-16-2007
Okay, so I figured I'd write a blog since a)I'm bored b) I haven't done that yet and c) I need to vent a little and can't do it on myspace. First, to this little "spell checker" you spell okay like that... not o.k. duh! but anyways, the sole purpose for me to blog right now is to vent please don't think this is how I normally blog, I'm just a bit upset right now. But yeah, so from Feb 2004- Oct 2005 I dated this guy Dave. We were engaged. I broke up with him. Two weeks later he started dating this high schooler. Please keep in mind that he was 23 at the time... sure she was a senior but still. Anyways, at her prom he proposed to her. They are two completely different people. She's very shy, melodramatic and crazy. He's outgoing, roll of the back type. He's great. She's annoying. She'll actually call him just to get into a fight. But anyways they broke up a couple months ago. YAY! she was just wrong for him. Keep in mind I DO NOT WANT HIM BACK. He's just still a f

Im Back....
Welcome back to my nightmare... my heart is bleeding my soul is dry my tears no longer fall for my temptation is tying me down where is my safe haven? my darkness to keep me safe dark wings to carry me away my pain tripled i am dying an untold death noone is listening to the cries i scream at the top of my voice i stand on the abyss looking to the endless dark will it be my comfort? i walk off the edge and fall into an endless eternity my dark wings spread and again i take flight

What My Sexual Zodic Sign Means
Libra You are so popular, you have your choice of hotties. You can easily charm anyone of your choosing, and you often come home with someone you picked up at the bar. Despite your forward and extraverted nature, you are usually submissive in bed. You like your partner to take the lead and show you all of their little secrets. Sex matches: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Teacher
Wolf Energy In Native American traditions, Wolf is said to be "teacher" medicine. Humans have followed Wolf for millennia, studying Wolf's ways of the hunt, learning from their social structure. Wolf is allied with Sirus, the Dog Star, and it is said in many cultures, that our ancestors and teachers came from there. This is agreed upon by Australian Aborigines, and the Dogon tribe of Africa, as well as certain Native American tribes. Wolf has much to teach us, if only we will listen. Wolf is allied to the moon and lunar energies, teaching us to respect our emotions and unconscious urges. Respect for the wildness of our animal natures, and willingness to face the dark within ourselves is an imperative for Wolf people. Trust in the unspoiled nature of your Child/Wolf self. Because the Moon rules psychic perception, Wolf people should work on learning to trust their intuition and psychic urges, to listen for the still small voice within. The communal nature of Wol

Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

To Everyone In My Morph Contest..things Changed For The Better..read On
hello i started a morph contest and decided that the comment number of 150,000 was to hi so ive decided to put it down to 75000......prizes are still the same though dont worry

Colored Folks--very Cute!!!!
This was written by a black gentleman in Texas and is so funny. What a great sense of humor and creativity!!! When I born, I black, when I grow up, I black, when I go in sun, I black, when I cold, I black, when I scared, I black, when I sick, I black, and when I die, I still black. You white folks.... when you born, you pink, when you grow up, you white, when you go in sun, you red , when you cold, you blue , when you scared, you yellow, when you sick, you green, when you bruised, you purple , and when you die, you gray . So who you callin' colored folks ???

Study
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately,they concurred on almost all counts. The results: Drink: Beer Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.................. Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends. Drink: White Zinfandel Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she h

Birches~robert Frost~
BIRCHES............... Current mood: happy Category: Writing and Poetry Birches ~Poem lyrics of Birches by Robert Frost~ When I see birches bend to left and right Across the lines of straighter darker trees, I like to think some boy's been swinging them. But swinging doesn't bend them down to stay. Ice-storms do that. Often you must have seen them Loaded with ice a sunny winter morning After a rain. They click upon themselves As the breeze rises, and turn many-colored As the stir cracks and crazes their enamel. Soon the sun's warmth makes them shed crystal shells Shattering and avalanching on the snow-crust Such heaps of broken glass to sweep away You'd think the inner dome of heaven had fallen. They are dragged to the withered bracken by the load, And they seem not to break; though once they are bowed So low for long, they never right themselves: You may see their trunks arching in the woods Years afterwards, trailing their leaves

Tonight I Can Write~pablo Neruda~
Poem~Tonight I Can Write~Pablo Neruda Current mood: "Peachy" Category:Writing and Poetry Tonight i can write the saddest lines. Write, For example, "The night is starry and the stars are blue and shiver in the distance." The night wind revolves in the sky and sings. Tonight i can write the saddest lines. I loved her, and sometimes she loved me too. Through nights like this one i held her in my arms. I kissed her again and again under the endless sky. She loved me, sometimes i loved her too. How could one not have loved her great still eyes. Tonight i can write the saddest lines. To think i do not have her. To feel i have lost her. To hear the immense night, still more immense without her. And the verse falls to the soul like dew to the pasture. What does it matter that my love could not keep her. The night is starry and she is not with me. This is all. In the distance someone is singing. In the distance. My soul is not satisfied that it has lost

My Mood Part 3
to all my friends family and fans;;;;;;;;;;;; sorry i havent been on here much latly guess i been ignoring everyone especially the one person i hold so dearly but guess its part of the territory of worken so many hours, now i dont need to work the night shift but being alone here with no one in person for me i get bored and this is the only way i can occupy my free time so that i will not get into trouble or being alone. so i apologize to everyone and in between jobs i try to get very little rest that i can get, hope this will ease people's mind why i havent been on here, i will write more at a later time thanks

Kinky Turn On Lol
You scored as Chains/Handcuffs. Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.Chains/Handcuffs75%Bondage58%Blind Folds50%Blood42%Biting25%Whips17%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Free Confrence Call
Hi everyone, I'm going to be doing a confrence call on Sunday Febuary the 18th at 7pm mountain time. Anyone who wants is welcome to joininng in on this and just be sure that you let me know so that I can give you the number to call and the instructions. Basically I'll be talking about e-commerce; where it was, where it is, and where its headed in the future and its defenatly some good info! So like I said it is open to anyone basically you just call a number put in the password and just listen in and you'll want to be in front of a computer so that you can see exactly what I will be talking about with you as I go through it. The call will last approx. 35-45 mins and I will provide my contact information on there so that you can get a hold of me if you have any questions. - Ransom

Hello??
life used to be a whole lot more interesting. at one point in time i had completely forgotten what it felt like to be bored. now i find myself forgetting what it's like to truly, genuinely, be entertained and surrounded by people that don't make me feel like a big bag of rotting flesh. where did my friends go? i'm just a little confused. i'm just kind of wondering when they all got together and stood at the edge of the earth and jumped off on the count of three. and why they didn't call me to come along. if you happen to know where they went, please let me know.

Im Just A Cheeseburger In Paradise
Tried to amend my carnivorous habits. Made it nearly seventy days, Losin' weight without speed, eatin' sunflower seeds, Drinkin' lots of carrot juice and soakin' up rays. But at night I'd have these wonderful dreams Some kind of sensuous treat. Not zucchini, fetuccini, or bulgur wheat, But a big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat. Cheeseburger is paradise. Heaven on earth with an onion slice. Not too particular, not too precise. I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise. I like mine with lettuce and tomato, Heinz Fifty-seven and French fried potatoes. Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer. Well, good God Almighty, which way do I steer For my cheeseburger in paradise. Heard about the old time sailor men, They eat the same thing again and again; Warm beer and bread they say could raise the dead. Well, it reminds me of the menu at a Holiday Inn. But times have changed for sailors these days. When I'm in port I

Death, A Release From The Pain
suicidal thoughts always ebb in my mind. a cure i have to deal with depression is what i live with, but i keep it in good humors of course. ive come to a crossroad in my life where i cant tell wether im in the real world or a world of my own. this gripping thought always carries me into a fit of anger trying to find myself. ive lost touch with who i am and what makes me the person i am today. i forgot what it feels like to cut a hole into my skin what it was like to burn myself as punishment for the cut. the only release i have is piercing and even that is getting out of hand. one needle hole for another as soon as its in i take it out to make a new hole tearing away at the fabric of my life that still holds strong. deep down inside i am a wreck that can never be fixed. but i am stronger than death i have the will to go on and feel free to spread the message that you can stay strong and hold on. what is life but wrecked memories twisted childhoods and the pain of growing up a shawdowe

Stars
When the stars fell one landed on earth There once was a star that fell a far to a land called Texas there that star grew the longer it set the older it became the star has hair and now it has legs the older it gets the prettier it gets Grown on all of us as time goes by the star starts to smell like roses the star in Texas still shines bright it lights up the people lives around it makes them smile it makes them laugh it makes them well it makes them feel a live The star gets older it makes changes moving though one persons life making that person glow with love and a smile that she gives she makes the others fill like they live as hi as she once was she lifts them up to the sky and all she ask in return is to at their side There is no darkness in this life the reason why is because I got my star as I reach for my star at my side I hold her tight not to ever let her go my star holds my hand as life continues on she holds it tight she knows I would never let her do

Some One Stold It
There is a thief that stolen something dear, some thing close to me I cant live with out it I came home and it was gone I aint sure when it was stolen but it is gone I have had it long and I am not sure that I can live with out it for now its gone When the time comes Im going to need it I had it put up I thought in a safe place But some one found it and took it If I had it I hold it dear for no one needs it like I do we could trade we could share it but someone stolen it and now I dont have it So if you got it you need to take care of it I would like for you to hold on to it for me only if it is safe only if you can be warm with it if you can take care of it I will let you keep it If you return it please dont break it for once its broke it can not be fixed if you hurt it will not be yours but as long as you can be true to it will be yours As time goes by the filling of it being gone does not hurt no longer for I know that you will keep it safe and hold it dear not to ti