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If I Was Your Girl
1.) How many times a day would you kiss me? 2.) Would you hold me? 3.) Would you take me places? 4.) Would you love me? 6.) Would you lie to me? 7.) If I was sick what would you do? 9.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? 10.) Want to have a future with me? 11.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? 12.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? 13.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out? 14.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? 15.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? 16.) If me and one of your friends argued, whos side would you be on? 17.) Would you give me your myspace password? 18.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? 19.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? 20.) How good do I look from 1-10? 21.) How do you feel about me? 22.) Have I ever made you smile? 23.) Want to spend the night with me? 24.)
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Remember To Always
Remember always to tell your mom your dad your daughter your son you love them Tonight the lil girl i was supose to adoped and have a pic of in my profile...her grandpa brought her to me for the weekend to see and she found a pic of my poppie and asked about him......she didnt want to let the pic go ( she's 2 ) saying she wnted to hold it ( and smart as a whip ) she said she wanted to hold it it made her feel good. So remember ALWAYS say i love just dont know when you can hold them again. Blessings lil jade I love and miss you my poppie KISS
Read Here Before Asking Me To Help You With A Contest.
I don't block a lot of people, 7 since I've been on here almost a year and a half, but I have a new policy. Every person who emails me or shouts, asking me to help them in a contest will be blocked from here on out. I'm sick of people, most of whom I've never spoken to, asking me to comment bomb or vote without so much as a hello.
Remember To Always
Remember always to tell your mom your dad your daughter your son you love them Tonight the lil girl i was supose to adoped and have a pic of in my profile...her grandpa brought her to me for the weekend to see and she found a pic of my poppie and asked about him......she didnt want to let the pic go ( she's 2 ) saying she wnted to hold it ( and smart as a whip ) she said she wanted to hold it it made her feel good. So remember ALWAYS say i love just dont know when you can hold them again. Blessings lil jade
Storms In Heart
This is a strange day, The wind is blowing, The trees waving frantically, Trying to warn me that, A storm is brewing, Coming our way… Dark clouds rolling in, Electricity in the air, I could always feel it; Hiding beneath my skin- Right there… My hands are so cold, My arms tingling, Hair rising on my arms… The storm’s here- Lightning cracks across the sky, And the thunder echo’s in my chest, I know I should go in, But I am fighting the storm within… The sky cracks open, And spills down rain, That can’t wash the stain, Of my tears away, Why can’t you let me be free again? Those long lovely summer days, I spent in my forest, Seem like a dream, I want to go there again, Be free! Not think of anything, Let the wild sage brush against my skin, Watch life flow in gentle blue skies… Release me! I need to be free! You can’t hold me here, A slave to your needs! I run and run in muddied fields, But you
The Year I Was Born
In 1978 (the year you were born) Jimmy Carter is president of the US US Senate votes to turn over the Panama Canal to Panama on December 31, 1999 Israel and Egypt reach a peace settlement at the Camp David Accords The US and mainland China announce that they will restore full diplomatic relations Members of Jim Jones' People's Temple commit mass suicide in Guyana Pope John Paul II becomes the first non-Italian pope in centuries Ted Bundy is captured in Florida The first computer bulletin board system is created Garfield debuts in newspapers Ashton Kutcher, Kobe Bryant, Usher, Clay Aiken, and Nelly Furtado are born New York Yankees win the World Series Dallas Cowboys win Superbowl XII Montreal Canadiens win the Stanley Cup Saturday Night Fever and Grease are the top grossing films "Night Fever" by the Bee Gees spends the most time at the top of the US charts Diff'rent Strokes and Mork & Mindy premiere What Happened the Year You We
The Engineer And Love
His mind is precise, Narrow and fine, His ideas on life, Precisely defined… Then she comes, This woman of the earth, And he can’t understand, A thing she does… When he asks her to explain, All she says is “because…” This is how I feel today, This is why I can not stay! Then she runs away, Leaving him so confused, What should he do? His heart is wild and torn, With a feeling that is so foreign… Why won’t his equations, Fit into the neat little squares On his grafting paper? What is he suppose to do, When he has a remainder of two? He says; “I can’t stand the fluctuations… Love is a constant-“ But he has forgotten The J-operator, Thrown in to confuse the issue, Forgotten, women are not tools, Or numbers that can be used- The numbers add up, But he can’t find a way To factor in the Fluctuations, They don’t fit, They don’t make sense… How can his heart want What his mind does not understand? He is m
Hey You.
i know your super mad at me, [even though i totally don't think you should be] but avoiding/ignoring me wont solve a thing. im going to stop attemtping to speak to you because ive tried multiple times. its your turn. when you feel like talking, maybe i still will too.
Lenny Kravitz-again
I've been searching for you I heard a cry within my soul I've never had a yearning quite like this before Now that you are walking right through my door All of my life Where have you been? I wonder if I'll ever see you again And if that day comes I know we could win I wonder if I'll ever see you again A sacred gift of heaven For better, worse, wherever And I would never let somebody break you down Nor take your crown, never All of my life Where have you been? I wonder if I'll ever see you again And if that day comes I know we could win I wonder if I'll ever see you again And everytime I've always known That you were there, upon your throne A lonely queen without her king I longed for you, my love forever All of my life Where have you been? I wonder if I'll ever see you again And if that day comes I know we could win I wonder if I'll ever see you again All of my life Where have you been? I wonder if I'll ever see you again And if that day comes
Coinsidence? I Think Not....
syn·chro·nic·i·ty (sĭng'krə-nĭs'ĭ-tē, sĭn'-) According to Wikpedia, "Synchronicity is a word that Swiss psychologist Carl Jung used to describe the "temporally coincident occurrences of acausal events." Jung spoke of synchronicity as an "acausal connecting principle" (i.e. a pattern of connection that cannot be explained by direct causality)" I define syncronicity as two or more unrelated events that intersect. One of Jung's books about syncronicity descibes the world as an interconnected network, a lattice of invisible lines that connect us all, a "Matrix" if you will, in which even the most seemingly insignificant event such as a butterfly flapping it's wings on one side of the hemisphere, can create a sort of ripple effect. An innocent flap of the wing by a butterfly, could potentially trigger a tsunami on the other side of the world. Do you ever have days where things just seem to intersect so perfectly that it gives you chills? I'll bet you
That Damn Moon
I saw the moon tonight, So bright she was, As though she sensed my need… And I thought of you, My golden haired friend, And how long it has been Since I held your soft hand in mine… Too long I fear, For I have forgotten Some of the things you taught, And now I struggle to survive Without you to guide me… I know you said You would always be there, But you seem so far away, And tomorrow seems so much more Than a single day… I need you now my love, I need you now… The night is dark, But the moon shines on that path, And it seems so right for me to follow, I can almost see you, Standing at its end. I fell in love with you, With the beauty of your eyes, Though you warned me, That beauty is often deceiving… Ha! What a lesson that was! I feel the scar it left me, Still raised like a welt on my heart… The day we came apart… Looking back, It all seems so surreal, The pain and heartache That will never heal.
Yeah I Did It Lol
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Your Love
Walking in the woods, I hear the leaves, Whispering your name, And the love you send my way, Is born upon the butterflies wings… The wild flowers turn up, Their lovely blooms, But all I smell, Is the fragrance of you… The squirrels chatter and scold me, For disturbing their nest, But it is your love, I think of when I stop to rest… I walk in my woods, And listen to the babbling brook, Thinking of the darkness you took, And replaced with the light of your love… You love makes me strong, And none can do me wrong, Because I have you before me always, To brighten up my days… Your love makes me strong, I feel so light and free, Can’t help but think, This is how love was meant to be-
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All My Friends
thanks to all that have rated me at this point, im trying to keep up with rating all of you. If you havent rated me yet please feel free to do so. I have added some new pics and stash items. thanks
Feral Instincts...
feral instincts... deep within the shadows of a long corridor there within the darkness, he stands forever more watching me with baited breath, his eyes a deep blue he rises from his cushioned chair and stands before my gaze quietly summoning me, to sit upon his knee his fingers glide across my thigh, baring flesh for all to see caressing touch, he strokes my sex, and parts my pink lips wide lifting me, to straddle him as he pulls my skirt aside filling me softly with his gentle touch as he enters me so deep my womanhood gripping his fingers as our senses start to leap higher with each breath we take, our love, it flows so free he grasps my neck with his hand, as he now empowers me sinking to my hands and knees, like an animal to be ravaged he kneels behind my sweet ass, his lust for me so savage his manhood erect he pulls me back, my spine begins to bend he rams his cock within my depths, abandon ceased, at end grinding hard within my sex, my juices coat him thick
I Love Random Weirdness Of This Sort...
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My Problem
I am my problem. I am my solution.
Who's A Rock Star? I'm A Rock Star!
Who's a Rock Star? I'm a Rock Star! Who's a Rock Star? I'm a Rock Star! Who's a Rock Star? I'm a Rock Star! Who's a Rock Star? I'm a Rock Star! Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh. *boogies*
Lover's Storm
The winds rise, Blowing the memory of you, And your love to me, I smell it on the breeze, Like the flowers fragrance, I breathe it in, Feel it filling my chest, With such pain, Such sorrow! How long ago, Did you take out that glass heart, With your fingers, And shattered it on the ground, Smiling all the while, Like some proud god, Like some evil you had swallowed, And made you whole… But you ripped me baby, You cast me in stone, Left me standing here... All alone… I see you in the shadows, Like a thief who comes in the night, And I wonder, What you think I have left to steal... Why come to me? If your hate is so real? If what I did was so bad? I am beyond sad, I am beyond life, I am beyond your touch, Your life no longer touches me, Just lets me see, What will never be… I know you think you destroyed me, How wrong you are! My soul is stronger than you think, And though your reptile mind, Can’t think,
F----ckin Huge
the thingbis , the ore i pull at it the larger it gets!!!!you can really ntice it whwen i sit on a bus or tube.... everyone smiles and wink's at me.....what's a guy supposed to was bad enougfh when it was roughly 11" long but nopw its embaresing/// any coments qwpould be greatly appreciated,,,, Thanks Shabba...x
Favorite Toys...
favorite toys... no batteries required. no instructions. no hiding in a drawer. lips. tongues. fingers. kissing. licking. caressing. simple pleasures ..yours and mine.. my favorite toys...
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To You Bam
Normally I wouldn't read anything on your page or anyone elses to be exact! but tonight for some reason I decided to read what you had to say, I couldn't agree with you more on the things you had to say about Mom and Donna the I read on and I find this! "Hummm My Idol well............I think personally the only Idol that I have is my big sister Tasha she is the best damn sister a girl could ever have she makes me smile when Im down she is there when I need a shoulder to cry on she is like a gods Cent angel there like watching over me like their aint nothing to be worried about so yeah you all tell me that you couldnt find a sister like that cause Lord let me tell you as far as Im concerned My sister is my life my heart and my guardian angel all in one category....Sissy if you are reading this I just want you to know how much I love you and I just wanted to say thanks for being THE BEST DAMN SISTER a girl could ever have....Ohh Yeah one more thing...cant wait till your nephew gets
A Monument To Love
A Monument To Love From the cradle to the grave we toil, While the demon watches with a smile, From his citadel high in the sky, This castigator of all evil, Rises at Dusk to begin his day, The smile he wears making us shiver, Those who see him for what he is… Like a thief he comes, From the apothecary of Hell, Bringing his potions and sleepless nights, To take a draught from his flask is fatal, And means fresh work for the mortician, Who smiles as he views his handiwork Lying prostrate in the casket, Decorated with silver cherubim, Chosen by those who profess such love… Inamorata! He cries to no avail, She can no longer answer, Or be persuaded by his whispered lies… Mea Culpa he knows despite the secrets, That lies in his broken heart… His nights are now sleepless, And he builds her tombs of pyramids To mark his love, But they are only cold stone memories, Of that which he once loved…
Twists And Turns
Life certainly takes some interesting turns every so often. Especially when you think you have it all figured out. Life steps in and shifts your perspective, then it's back to the proverbial drawing board. Such a twist occurs, when at the top of your game, whatever that may be. Then without warning, your whole world is turned upside down, while left scratching you head in bewilderment asking yourself "what happened? Where exactly did I go wrong?" Ironically I find that such change is extremely beneficial. Resistance had only kept me stagnant, a big fish in a small pond. As a creature of habit, I tend to resist change. Yet I find it is an essential element to a dynamic, existence and satasfaction in the drudgery of life.
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Not Anymore
Not Anymore… Awash in a sea of memories, Drowning silently, I could raise my hand, Ask you to save me, But I don’t want to be saved. Not anymore. You ask if I think of you, And I smile sadly, Not anymore, Not anymore. I think of blue summer skies, And the wild mustard swaying in the meadow, The doe sipping from the sweet spring waters, The jay calling her young babes to fly, Not the clumsy bear crashing through the forest, Rending trees with sharp claws, Tearing the heart out of the land, Roaring with impatience and hunger… And I hear you asking again, Do I remember those long winter nights, When we huddled together to fight the cold, And whispered secrets to keep the darkness away- But my dreams are filled with moons and stars, A silver path that leads into the night, Lonely calls from the wolf, And the scream of the eagle as it hunts, I don’t remember you, Not anymore… The river runs its wild course, Sw
Contest!!!!!! Win Original Art Work!!!!!
> Ok! I thought it would be a great idea to start a monthy contest. The purpose of this is to get people familiar with my art and to show off new traditional art works (i.e. paintings, drawings sketches, collages, clothing, jewlery.) > > PLEASE READ THIS ALL THE WAY THROUGH FOR RULES AND DEADLINE! > > This will be a comment battle! > below is a picture of the deviation that I am giving away this month! > All prizes will be original works. > You may comment as many times as you choose. The more you comment, the better the chance you have of winning! CONTEST ENDS 02-28-07. ONLY COMMENTS ON THE CT IMAGE PAGE WITHIN MY ALBUM AND ON THE PICTURE SPECIFIED WILL BE COUNTED. > THE CHERRY WHO SPEAKS THE LOUDEST WILL HAVE THE PRIZE! > > PLEASE REPOST THIS TO ALL YOR FRIENDS AND FANS, LETS HAVE A LITTLE COMPITION! > > Note: Prizes will be sent via USPS. So be advised that upon winning one of these contests, you will have to furnish me with a mailing address that I can send your p
You're like music playing in my head Everywhere I go from day to day. I try a door and think of you instead, Not knowing where I am or what I'll say. I live in a perpetual embrace, Hugging the sweet thought that you are mine. Walking through a park I touch your face, Not caring if there's rain or bright sunshine. The cause must be, of course, our love is new; It can't go on like this for years and years. I must take note of other things than you And clear my head of smiles and grateful tears. Yet such talk seems fantasy to me: The world's the dream, and you reality. Written By: Born N Raised
Rhetorical Rhetoric: I Think...therefore I Am Confused
These rantings are from this year, however, this one in particular is a month or two old already: Rhetorical Rhetoric: I think...Therefore I am Confused By: Jungle Bunny January 2007 My head feels like it's busting at the seams. Too many thoughts, scrambled in my head, perhaps this is what is meant by stewing in one's own juices. My thoughts are nicely marinating the brain tissue in my head, I just hope that one day, it doesn't boil over, spewing the contents of my thoughts in an explosion of shattered ideas. Confusion should be so normal to me by now. I mean, haven't I relived the same scenario over and over again? Things seemed to have fallen back into a familiar pattern, of the old me, the inexperienced youth, who once had ignorance on her side, excusing the past. Now, I am older, wiser, more confident. Yet what have I really learned in all these years? I thought I had learned. I thought being older and wiser made me invincible. Wanting to become a self-sufficient, s
I found these disgustingly sappy love poems I wrote 8 years ago, in the stages of infatuation. If you are easily offended by disgustingly sappy crap, I suggest you look elsewhere... Infatuation: He gazes into the distance eyes unfocused only unto his inner pictures. Wisdom, innocence envelopes intelligent thoughts. A crooked smile as I struggle to portray the truly whimsical self that is I, underneath the blanket of nervous that surrounds. Captivated by the characteristic stance His eyes seem to see beyond immediate, deep within the complexities of his own mind.
Hold Me Close In Romantiq
Take me away to a fantasy World with you A candlelit room with soft Music will do Lights turned down in a Romantic glow A special look Only you and I know ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*- Touch me in the darkness Let me feel I want to imagine That you are real Let me kiss you , oh So tenderly I melt in your arms As you hold me ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ The smell of a rose From a vase in the room I'm like that flower I'm yearning to bloom I reach out with tenderness And take your hand Tonight I want you To be my man ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I want to show you the Magic we can be We can fly to the moon In complete ecstasy Drowning in desire I can make you mine Show you the stars As we entwine ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Burn me to ashes As we come down Our hearts pounding Will be the only sound Gently and softly We're in our bed again You took me to places I've never be
2007 Sucks
it all started when i lost a few good friends on Cherrytap and Myspace. have no idea where they went, they vanished without a trace. Then i lost my job because where i was working, they are buying everything from China now. like most companies, all they care is $$$$$$$. This week i found another job, worked one day just so the next day they tell me i'm too old they want younger people. they told i was able to do the job but being over 40 was too hold for them. it really fucking sucks. not my year so far.
Thanx For Everything...
I wanted to say thank you to all the friends, fans and family that have rated and commented or just talked for awhile,whatever it may be.I just didnt want to leave anyone out when it comes to showing the appreciation that I have and they deserve. Sometimes I get sidetracked like most people do once and awhile and forget to do things. So in short thats what I wanted to say and that I love you all as real friends not just blips and pics on the screen, with that being said lets tear this shit up Seth....aka....therockkhrd...

It is so hard to believe that my baby turned two years old today. Where has the time gone ??? I have missed so many great points in her life but it was not by my choice. I often sit back think if there is any way I can fix this mess. All I want is to be able to hold my babies. I'll never forget the baby shower. Oh my goodness my living room was full of presents for my little angel. If things could have been different she would never have wanted for anything. She had enough clothes she never would have to wear the same thing twice. I'll never understand their reasons for not letting us see the girls. As hard as it is to believe that my angel turning 2 but it is even harder to believe that my Katie bug is turning 1. I love my nieces to death and would do anything to help them. Then reality sets in they are just untouchable memories that no matter how I try is still not enough to keep me from wanting to see my girls. Those girls should have been mine. Happy Birthday Cassie ! Happy Birthda
Depression's Cry
In my prison walls I see People laughing..being free Signs of life outside this room Shattering the haunting gloom In this cage I've built myself Only and empty shell is left ****************************** I wonder why I feel no pain In this world of the insane Silence so loud all around me Demons of hell won't let me be Cannot stop the bleeding tears Or calm the twisting turning fears ****************************** I've built these walls all around No one has ever knocked them down In my lonely world I stay Sometimes to withdrawn to pray The shadows dance as they hear me cry Darkness beckons my will to die
A Funny Quote From The Sarah Silverman Program
Sarah: "I think I stubbed my vagina again." Girl: "You can stub your vagina?" Sarah: "Well I don't know about you but I can."
These Roses To You
I give to you these roses They represent two hearts They signify the pain Of two lovers torn apart Petals of deep velvet red The beauty they unfold Standing for a raging love Of two kindred souls I give to you these roses So wet with morning dew Hoping it will convey My neverending love for you Miles come between us But our connection is strong Love evaporates the distance So it don't seem so long I give to you these roses To tell you of our love I send them special delivery On wings of a dove Roses in its beauty Thorns can't take away Words can never tell you How I'm missing you today...
My love for you is simple, deep, and strong. I feel it flowing towards you from my heart, A tide of unsophisticated song, Sung with much desire and little art. I cannot tell my love, but it will show In ways that even I cannot foresee; A love as full as mine must overflow Into everything that makes me, me. Just as the sun must shine to be the sun And trees burst forth in blossom every year, So I must love in ways that everyone Can see or sense or reason out or hear. Still, I'll tell you of my love in this: For fear, despite all, you might my love miss. Written by: Born N Raised
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From,mom To Dad
Love letters tied in a yellow bow Saved on a shelf so long ago. Written through love and passions flame Only Mom knew what the pages contained. Sugar coated words with paper and pen Mom said their love would never end. Love Letters Mom and Dad wrote for each other In Mom's eyes there could never be another. Dad was at war ....they missed each other so His letters meant more than he could ever know. I can still see Mom as she devoured every line Tears in her eyes from time to time. Love Letters hiding the heartache within Teardrops had fallen where words had been. Time has passed and love still blooms Laughter now fills our desolate rooms. Mom and Dad ..still holding hands They beat the odds..their love still stands!!!
Okay, This One's Some Fucked Up Shit...
I must have written this when I was 16 or so. Teen angst at it's finest... In a moment of the utmost low Bleakness lingers around me My hollowed out carcass withers here Trying to stay functional, despite such blasphemous conditions My arm twitches in spasmatic convulsions My spine twisted from the excruciating hours Of having my brain slowly eaten away and then left for dead The twisted snarls of every joint in my body screams in agony As I slowly recall how I destroyed myself throughout the day As euphoric pain sets in I writhe in its clutches The cloud of regret fills every crevice of my mind
Daring: Just A Little Diddy...
Daring are those who walk beyond the valleys of facade, To dance and frolic, Immersing themselves in the pools of reality
Rainy Love
Rain splashing On my skin Passions raging From within Lightning strikes It intensifies The savage hunger In our sighs ******************* Both of us dripping From the rain Screaming needs Going insane Pounding splashes On your skin I lick them off Just to do it again ******************* Bodies swim In ecstasy Blended together In harmony Thunder roars Hiding our cries As loves desire Lights up the skies
Knowledge, The comets and meteors in my galaxy Travel at a downward plummet To sink its craters in the soft folds of my mind
My Inner Desire..a Poem Wrote In Vampires Rave Site I'm In Also
Lysergic Delusions
From: March 2, 1996 Interwoven patterns of moonbeams twist the myriad of light blade formations. My mind wanders freely In this land of beauty and illumination While my crumpled withered body aches to be freed From the decades of sorrow and confusion it has endured. A lifetime of pain to be felt. This, my eternal escape My escape from a world that brings my deepest, most bitter unhappiness. I drown myself in this sheltered, unblemished place. Images of gleaming dewdrops Casting pinnacles of light. Refracting and reflecting the light from the stars. My expanding mind slinks back Into the encompassing depths from which it came...
In Waiting
Laying in said you would Come - where are you? The sun is dancing all around me - My web is shining with the mornin' dew Laying in waiting...for the magic I know Will happen when we meet Laying in waiting....for a vision of You to sweep me off my feet. Time is moving , oh , so fast - where Can you be? Laying in waiting for your touch , will soon End the mystery. Aching for your arms , I can almost Feel your heart beat- Laying in waiting...for your love - Under the hot summers heat. Laying in waiting...or you real or a Dream I hope will come true ? A fantasy swirling in my mind Caught up in the ecstasy of you. Laying in waiting.....I know you will Come to me soon- We'll make passionate love under the Seeing eyes of the moon. Laying in waiting....darling....when Will you come to me? I'm drawing you in as a spider to a Fly...I won't set you free I will bring you great pleasures - In this tangled web that I weav
The Onion.
the onion: March 17, 1999 | Issue 35•10 ::European Men Are So Much More Romantic Than American Men VS. American Women Studying In Europe Are Unbelievably Easy:: POINT: European Men Are So Much More Romantic Than American Men By Alyssa Lerner Junior, Boston University I just got back from a semester abroad in Europe, and let me tell you, it truly was the most magical, amazing experience of my entire life. The French countryside was like something out of a storybook, the Roman ruins were magnificent, and the men, well, European men are by far the most romantic in the world. You American men all think you're so suave and sophisticated. Well, think again! European men make you look like the immature, inexperienced little children you are. They really know how to make a woman feel special over there. Unlike the so-called men here in the States, European men know how to treat a woman right. For one thing, European men aren't afraid to come up and talk to you. And they
Note: These Are From High School, A Loooong Time Ago!
I found all of these old poems I wrote in high school. Boy! Was I fucked up back then! Some of them were pretty good, albeit dark and somewhat deranged. It's much easier to write in such a state, which explains why I haven't written any since those days! Enjoy.
sitting here alone nothing to do hoping to have someone stop by all i can do is ponder around thinking of what to do all there is left to do is say good-bye
Enough Is Enough!!!!!!!!!
I am sorry but after hearing they want to sing the National Anthem in Spanish - enough is enough. Nowhere did they sing it in Italian, Polish, Irish (Celtic), German or any other language because of immigration. It was written by Francis Scott Key and should be sung word for word the way it was written The news broadcasts even gave the translation -- not even close. Sorry if this offends anyone but this is MY COUNTRY - IF IT IS YOUR COUNTRY SPEAK UP -- please pass this along. I am not against immigration -- just come through like everyone else. Get a sponsor; have a place to lay your head; have a job; pay your taxes, live by the rules AND LEARN THE LANGUAGE as all other immigrants have in the past -- and GOD BLESS AMERICA! PART OF THE PROBLEM Think about this: If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone -- YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM !!!! It is Time for America to Speak up If you agree -- pass this along; if you don't agree -- delete it!
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Let Us
Take my hand - let us travel to a place far-away- Were the stars always shine- I can make you mine..for a day. Whisper in my ear your deepest- darkest fantasies- My kisses will start the flame- my fingers slowly tease. Take my hand - Let's go into my world- stand by my side- I'll honor your every desire - you won't go away unsatisfied. I'll feed your every hunger - taste the sweet nectar of your skin- After I've tasted all of you - I'll go back and start again. Take my hand - let me take you into a swirling mist of need- Lay back and let me tease you- On your body I shall feed. Your tortured senses will be screaming for the ultimate release- While my lips and tongue devour you- oh, you are a delicious feast. Take my hand - let us soar as high as the eagles dare to fly- In a heated world of passion - we'll watch the stars flicker by. I'll lavish on your body - your senses realing with desire- Our bodies fused together - b
Everyday I go though life and I wonder why Men do the things they do and then one day..... I found my answer.... if we (women) cut off MENS penises they would be normal people!
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"JUST AN ~ILLUSION~" So Breath Taking he Was I Denied Tryna Address Him Just Because He'd Take My Breath Away Every Time But This Time When He Caught My Eye I Suddenly Got The Heart To...Vent Whats Inside I Closed My Eyes, And Took A Deep Breath Focused My Mind On What Was About To Be Said To Ensure I Released Everything... Everything! I've Been Concealing Within My Chest Then I Opened My Eyes And Proceeded Started Preaching...Walking Towards Him Gradually Consecutively Uttering These Words I Held Inside For What Seemed To Be An Eternity I Pictured Then What It Would Be LIke If I Got Through Entirely Unfortunatly By The Time I Reached Him Physically I Was On My Kness...Breathless Close To Death Struggling Restless... With Just One Last Line To Confess But I Failed To Due To The Fact That, I Started To Lose Conscienceness Is This Logic? Death Dialing My Number, While My Heart Dials His More And More A Damaged Heart That Has Been Am
Fragile Chest
In my mind a long dream ago Lived a proud, valiant hero None could stand before his flashing singing blade Many contests had been won By this handsome, noble son Honor and riches at his feet by Kings were laid Unrivaled in might is he But there was one enemy Who in death was still determined not to yield Love, which makes life far less grim Was snatched from the heart of him By this evil one upon the battlefield He fought a mighty sorceress In dyed human skins she dressed A Priestess of Set, steeped in the blackest art Their fight lasted night and day To kill her he finally found a way His sword blessed my Mitra, plunged into her heart There was a heavy price he paid On him an awful curse she laid As her blood formed pools of crimson on the ground: “Know that before my life is done final victory I shall have won you will wish that it were you that death had found!” “O mighty Set your servant pleads one last time your help I need
Untamed Wyldcat In Milf Contest!!
hello to everone if you are in to sexy pic my are open.I hope that if you look at then you will leve me some love.
Just Letting All Know......
Just letting everyone on here know that if I dont reply to ya could be a number of reasons.... one could be i just dont want to talk to ya two could be that now that i have my internet at home i stay logged in....but those are the 2 main reasons either i dont want to talk to ya or iam just not on here but if i see that ya message m e or what not i will tho in time get back to ya
My Attention Whore Sister!! Lmao
So I am surfing around CT and up at the top I notice my sister, Toxic, is on a blast! After I got done pointing and laughing I had to get a screen shot! What no undying love for the sun shiney one?? *sniff sniff*
[stay and listen] bjork. All these accidents, That happen, Follow the dot, Coincidence, Makes sense, Only with you, You don't have to speak, I feel. Emotional landscapes, They puzzle me, Then the riddle gets solved, And you push me up to this State of emergency, How beautiful to be, State of emergency, Is where I want to be. All that no-one sees, You see, Whats inside of me, Every nerve that hurts, You heal, Deep inside of me, oo-oohh, You don't have to speak, I feel. Emotional landscapes, They puzzle me - confuse, Then the riddle gets solved, And you push me up to this State of emergency, How beautiful to be, State of emergency, Is where I want to be. State of emergency, How beautiful to be, Emotional landscapes, They puzzle me, Then the riddle gets solved, And you push me up to this State of emergency, How beautiful to be, State of emergency, Is where I want to be. State of emergency, How beautiful to be, State of
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Breaking Me From The Inside Out....
looking into your eyes when your around makes me swim with such emotion that i can barely breath on my own. i love you with such strength i fear i will never love another as i do you. i hold you high in my life doing all i can to keep your head above water, keep you safe and away from bars... does this ever get noticed? do you ever think of me when you are with her? when u are at that house of evil things that take the pieces of you that i have grown to love changing you into someone else? do u love me? you say you do but do u really mean what u are saying? i feel like i am a puppet that is but on a string and when u need you pull and i give with everything i have just so u won't need. what is it getting me? a painful love that keeps me awake at night and worried during the day? you use to call me sweet names and see me all the time; telling me that u love me. i hear none of this anymore none of it... you just repond when i say it first... i am scared you tell me u want me, need me an
You Have A Sexual Iq Of 142
You have a sexual IQ of 142 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
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What Is Your Sexual Zodiac?
Virgo You are shy at first, and because of that, it is hard for you to find lots of random sex partners. You are very intelligent and very into sex. You will only have sex with clean people, because you are afraid of getting an STD. You are also very kinky and imaginative in the sack. Your partners always have a hard time keeping up with you. Sex matches: Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio Take this quiz at
hi, i just started up yesterday, i just wanted to thank amy for inviting me, and say thanks to everyone who's been so amazingly nice to me, sorry if i havent gotten around to everyone else's page, my comp is not exactly in shape to parade through the internet like most people's is, but thanks all the same, people on here are extremely nice, hope to meet more people!
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All Is Full Of Love.
[stay and listen] bjork. you'll be given love you'll be taken care of you'll be given love you have to trust it maybe not from the sources you have poured yours maybe not from the directions you are staring at trust your head around it's all around you all is full of love all around you all is full of love you just aint receiving all is full of love your phone is off the hook all is full of love your doors are all shut all is full of love! all is full of love all is full of love all is full of love all is full of love all is full of love Bjork - All Is Full of Love.mp3mp3 hosted by
Only Dreams...[ Short,story ]
*A Surprise Meeting* He found her. He was inspired. Without hesitation he made the first move. It all seemed so innocent. I mean, he had no idea, (how could he?) of what had actually been found. He would find out and, having no choice, submit to her advertised temptations. The need to touch her darkness would soon overwhelm and weaken his will, until the she became an obsession. Resisting would no longer be an option. Knowing right from wrong would be forgotten. It began with typewritten words on a screen. She turned simple words into poetry. Her words were hauntingly familiar and refreshingly real. They expressed a dark and almost desperate sort of passion that sang in harmony with his own. They were painfully raw, breaking down all his defenses. She spoke of things that were only touched upon in his dreams. Things he never shared with anyone until now. She forced him to reveal what was locked inside his soul. Before her, no one ever dared to go there. Her desires were his
Pachuca Sunrise.
[stay and listen] minus the bear. midnight on a beach in the mediterranean and i miss you even here, taking it all in the sand, silvered, carries the moon on its shoulders is it possible to put this night to tune and move it to you? don't cry, i'll bring this home to you if i can make this night light enough to move don't cry, i'll bring this home to you cargo ships move by, tracing on the horizon line there's a lustre from the city lights on the waves that kiss our feet and we're thinkin' of goin' in the time's getting thin don't cry i'll bring this home to you if i can make this night light enough to move don't cry i'll bring this home to you this is a city for not sleeping, the clocks are set by feel at this moment from where i sit, none of it seems real don't cry i'll bring this home to you if i can make this night light enough to move don't cry i'll bring this home to you 05 Pachuca Sunrise.mp3mp3 hosted by
Its Finally Over!!!
I Want to Thank Anyone who posted any amounts of comments or votes.. Thank you soo much.. It hard to say who got me the 15,000 comment.. but i only got 3 Private messages from people saying they got it for me.. so I will be doing it for them!! I was watching it, so i kinda know it was close between a few people.. Here are the people that i'm doing sexy Salutes for tonight!! LeperKhanZ is CT MARRIED TO MHNB@ CherryTAP pinkie@ CherryTAP dakotasnake1
Another Lonely Saturday Night
you would say with all the women on CT, flirting and posting that you could find a good playful partner for on line chat, flirt and fun, but Alas, no, the moment i mention that i am looked down like a perv. I guess i am, but I am a NICE perv. So I will just take a short nap, take a shower and go and have a drink at the bar.
Lorie --
Lorie -- [noun]:An oral sex master 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at
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[stay and listen] the cranberries. Look, you're standing alone (Standing alone.) How ever I should have known, (I should have known.) Never before, never again, You will ignore, I will pretend. Never before, never again, You will ignore, I will pretend. In your world, you're alone in your face. You're alone in your world, you're alone in your face. How you said you never would leave me alone, oh. How you said you never would leave me alone. Now you're just walking away (Walking away), When you said you always would stay (Always would stay.) Never before, never again, You will ignore, I will pretend. Never before, never again, You will ignore, I will pretend. In your world, you're alone in your face. You're alone in your world, you're alone in your face. How you said you never would leave me alone, oh. How you said you never would leave me alone. Never before, never again, You will ignore, I will pretend. In your world, you're alone in your face.
The First Kiss....[ Short Story ]
Living might mean taking chances but they’re worth taking. Loving might be a mistake but it’s worth making. Being with him I am slipping away. Losing my heart, yet finding his. He has touched a part of me I thought was dead; reviving my body as if I were a dying flower, with love as the warming sun and him as the sacred water. I’ve tried to express my feelings but the sharp twinges of fear keep me silent. Those times we almost touched make me shake with a growing need I know only he can satisfy. With every torturous hour of us being together but not together, my will weakens. My head spins with desire but I don’t dare give in to the emotion. I know only too well the pain that comes from loving someone. It’s the kind of pain that fades with time, but never truly goes away. It’s the kind of pain I cannot imagine living through again. He’s sitting a little too close right now. The sultriness of his lust smells like secrets, like dark things better left unsaid. I struggle to resi
To All My Sisters
A young wife sat on a sofa on a hot humid day, drinking iced tea and visiting with her Mother. As they talked about life, about marriage, about the responsibilities of life and the obligations of adulthood, the mother clinked the ice cubes in her glass thoughtfully and turned a clear, sober glance upon her daughter. Don't forget your Sisters, she advised, swirling the tea leaves to the bottom of her glass. They'll be more important as you get older. No matter how much you love your husband, no matter how much you love the children you may have, you are still going to need Sisters. Remember to go places with them now and then; do things with them. Remember that 'Sisters' means ALL the women... your girlfriends, your daughters, and all your other women relatives too. You'll need other women. Women always do. 'What a funny piece of advice!' the young woman thought. 'Haven't I just gotten married? Haven't I just joined the couple-world? I'm now a married woman, for goodness sak
What Kind Of Sex
You prefer Romantic sex! You like romantic sex. For you, it's not all too much about being horny - it's more an expression of how you feel about your partner(s). It's an experience that you can share -- that you can experience and enjoy together. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at
I Will Be Away For The Week
Wise Old Man
Wise Old Man A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came down his street, beating merrily on every trash can they encountered. The crashing percussion continued day after day, until finally the wise old man decided it was time to take some action. The next afternoon, he walked out to meet the young percussionists as they banged their way down the street. Stopping them, he said, "You kids are a lot of fun. I like to see you express your exuberance like that. In fact, I used to do the same thing when I was your age. Will you do me a favor? I'll give you each a dollar if you'll promise to come around every day and do your thing." The kids were elated and continued to do a bang-up job on the trashcans. After a few days, the old-timer greeted the kids
What You Get In Life?
You never get what you want in life but you get what you expect to get.
Ok Now This Is Funny
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Wizars Of Toad
Wizard of Toad There once was a toad that was excluded from all Green Toad activities because he was a handsome shade of yellow. So he went to visit a beautiful fairy in the town over who had the power to grant wishes. "Fairy," he said. "I would like to be green, so I can play with all the other toads." "Granted!" said the fairy, who turned him yellow. Unfortunately, his little toady penis was still yellow. "What about my penis?" he asked the fairy. "Oh! For that, you'll have to go see the wizard." And so the toad hopped off to find the wizard. Soon, a pink elephant visited the fairy, and he wished to be turned gray. She granted him the wish, but, as with the toad, his penis was still pink. So she told him to visit the wizard. "How do I find the wizard?" he asked. "Just follow the yellow dick toad."
[stay and listen] the cardigans. This is where your sanity gives in And love begins. Never lose your grip, Don't trip, don't fall, You'll lose it all. The sweetest way to die. It lies deep inside; You can not hide, It's the meanest fire. Oh, it's a strange desire, You can not lie That's a needless fight. This is where your sanity gives in And love begins. Never lose your grip, Don't trip, don't fall, You'll lose it all. The sweetest way to die. When your blood runs dry You're paralyzed. It will eat your mind. Did you hold it back? It comes to you in slow attacks; It's the meanest fire. This where your sanity gives in And love begins; Never lose your grip, Don't trip, don't fall You'll lose it all. This is where your sanity gives in And love begins Never lose your grip, Don't trip, don't fall. You'll lose it all. This is where your sanity gives in And love begins Never lose your grip, Don't trip, don't fall You'll lose it all; T
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Wheres My Homies At?
There is a bulletin that me and my juggalo hubby posted and reposted about my ex fiancee.This muthafacko has threatened to kidnap me.Funny thing is no juggalo has read this bulletin or even said hey this lette is our family leave her alone or you will get your head split.Nothing.So where is my juggalo family? Homies yeah thats my dog Homies cause were down by law Homies everything that we are Homies yeah thats my dog
Death - Funeral/cremation/cryogenics
In America we live in fear of death, thinking that we should never even think of such events happening in our life, and when it happens we don't look close enough at what the corporations are doing to us. Let's take a look at what awaits everyone down the road of life. In the 1900's American families had a very special room in their house used only for very special occasions. The room was called the 'parlor'. It was also the place where, if someone had died, the family would place the body of their loved one. They would lay him out and clean him up, giving him enough time to alert people if he wasn't really dead. This brought death into a natural light, people accepted it for what it was. Then, in 1910, fashion magazines deemed it a gross and (even worse) old tradition. The American public jumped on the bandwagon and turned their 'parlors' into 'living rooms'. Isn't that a huge 'fuck you' to the dead? The living room was a place to relax, and the tradition of taking care of your
Some Days
Some days Some days I'm not such a knight angry for little reason snarling tired of this season enervated exasperated effete, As the dark days reach their Demise necrosis, And the gleam of a new dawn banishes my souls twilight I find myself impatient intolerant to be rid of the noxious pernicious, pestilential, remnants of the nigritude, i have passed through yet cling to me i thirst for the denizens of the day love peace hope i would free myself of the pernicious vapors of the night If i had a wish lonely is the first demon I would slay
Since The Day You Were Born
Stop playing scared and realize your worth it because when you do you will meet the person thats been waiting for you since the day you were born.....
My Hater List Of People That Hate On Me.
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Valentine's Day
What's a guy got to do? I sent someone a dozen roses for Valentine's day. Real roses not the online kind. Nothing, not a peep from her. Not even a "eat shit and die" peep. 3 days later I finally ask if the flowers were even delivered.. oh yeah, they were. uh..... wtf? So much for those survey's in cosmo! My dogs lick my hands and face and beg for a treat but I can't get another human being to acknowledge a dozen roses.... go figure. I think I'll try the "asshole" boyfriend next. I won't buy anything, never pay for anything, act like I'm always broke. Wonder how that will work out..... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
British Movie - Notes On A Scandal
This particular movie was one that I choose to see on my afternoon off from work today. It probably wasn't the best choice for me to see due to the line of work I am in (especially since I was trying to get away from doing anything work related); however, if there is any movie that was ever appropriate for me to see because of my line of work would be this one. The movie had received 4 nominations for Oscars and I can certainly see why. The "Fox Searchlight" website gave a lot of information on the site, as well explanatives about obsessive relationships and stalking. When the movie spanned in the beginning, you knew that something was up when you viewed this woman's bookshelves filled with journals upon journals that were extremely well organized. The older woman then becomes the narrator as you get glimpses into her journaling about her new "friendship" with this new co-teacher at their school. Strangeness is further demonstrated by drops of clues - such as the report
Getting Started
I have been trying to get in shape for a couple of years. I want to go from 220 to 190. I am hoping to post pictures here as I go along.
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3d Animated Sex
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Whips Verses Paddles
I don't know if this is true or not but I have been doing alot of research into this. Whips are suppose to be erotic,fun and yes even a little kinky. Paddles are suppose to be sexy,harmless and not even remotely kinky. Last time I checked that paddles were just as kinky as whips. When did this change?Has kink gotten so-hard core that everyone that is with this community forgot to send me the memo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cuz if so,dang you all hook a sister up with this info,lol.No serious though,I thought that whips and paddles ain't always for everybody,but since when do u have to choice?As in whips verses paddles!Is it now going to be whips n chains verses paddles n scarves...which is more kinky(ding ding....rd1) I don't know about that one,silly if u just ask me.Although in my opionion,I think one is just as kinky as the other especially in the way that u use them.If u r all playful and silly when using them,then that's how it will be.Then again,that's just how I feel
Who Wants To Win A Sexy Salute???
Only 387 Comments to go.. Whom ever get me the 15,000 comment tonight.. Wins a Sexy Salute or a Silver MotorCycle , which ever you want!! Make Sure you email me if you get it!!! and let me know you got me the 15,000 comment! Have Fun.. Lots of Love and Kisses ~Pole Princess~
Hot Chair Sex Funny
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Lmao.. Now This Is Funny!!!
LMAO... maybe you guys will get a laugh out of this as much as I did!!!! The other day, we had gotten a couple cans of cat food and set them (unopened) on the counter in the kitchen... We took one of the cans and opened it up and fed it to the cats... Ok, just a few minutes ago, we had asked my brother if he had seen the other can that was on the counter... he said, "no, but there was a can of Tuna Fish sitting there, so I opened it up and ate it" !!! Needless to say, my brother ate the can of cat food!!!! LMAO I was talking to my friend Les about this, and he said something that is so true!!! Here is what Les said "lol you only see that in comedies, I didn't think it could happen lol" Well Les, now you know that it doesn't only happen in comedies!!!! LMAO
Your Klub House Gallery On The Site!!!
           Here are some ideas for you on poesting hot and sexy pics!!!  These are what others are dong so far!!! Some post body parts wich is in adults!!! Others are doing tight clothing such as jenas and shorts!!!! Recomended!!!RED = ADULT ONLY  /  GREEN = ADULT AND TEENTIGHT JEANS,    TIGHT SHORTS,    TIGHT SKIRTS,   SWIM SUITES,    UNDERWARE,    NIGHT WARE,BUTTS,    HIPS,    BOOBS,    LEGS,    FULL BODY,SEXUAL ACTS,    SHOWING PRIVATES,FULLY CLOTHED,    TOTALY NUDE,    HALF CLOTHED FRONT V
I Try
I try so hard to be here when you are steadly pushing me away. I try so hard to be here for you when your going through all you are. I try so hard to be the woman you say you want. I try so hard to be what you want. I try so hard to be who you want me to be. A person you can be proud of. I try so hard to do what you want when you want it I try so hard to deal with the things I have been asked to deal with. I try so hard to deal with your need to playgames with others. i try so hard to deal with the insecurities your games cause. I try so hard to not fuss over the things you do, so that i dont drive you away from me. But I cant keep from being hurt with all of these things I try to do to make you happy. No matter how much I love you , you will never be proud of me.
Q : Have you kissed someone in the last 2 months? A:Sadly.I hope she dies. Q : What is the last thing that you drank? A : My grape Juice Q : Do you listen to music every day? A : Yes I do.Never a day were I dont. Q : Are you friends with the person you love? A : Best Q : Favorite non-alcoholic drink? A : Many,M0nster,Juice,Milk,Water Q : When was the last time you fell over or ran into something? A : Last week in the snow Q : Do you eat meat? A :Not much Q : Who did you hang out with last? A : No one anymore.Everyone is fucking dead Q : Was it fun? A : Me Q : Do you love anyone? A : Yes,Alex. Q : Do you have OCD? A : I think so Q : Do you know who plays at least a small part in every Adam Sandler movies? A : That weird rat lookin guy yuckie. Q : Do you want to go back to high school? A : Im in. Q : Who is your enemy? A : Heidi is on my shit list. Q : If you could go back to one time in your life and change it, what would you chang
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Dont Fart In Bed
"DON'T FART IN BED" If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I'll pray for you. This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in there marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop rip ping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out! Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs wher
Godlove and rest my soul With this sundown neverending The feel is gone yet you ain't gonna see me fail I am the decadence of your world I am an eider covered in oil Happy hunting, you double-faced carnivore Tell me why No heart to cry Hang me high The music is dead, the amen is said The kiss of faith is what I beg A loving heart 'n soul for sale Tell me why No heart to cry Hang me high Leave me be And cease to tell me how to feel To grieve, to shield myself from evil Leave me be Od of lies is killing me Romanticide Till love do me part See me ruined by my own creations Leave me be And cease to tell me how to feel To grieve, to shield myself from evil Leave me be Od of lies is killing me Romanticide Till love do me part [Marco] Dead Boy's alive but without sense I need a near-death experience Heart once bold Now turned to stone Perfection my messenger from hell [Tarja] Wine turns to water Campfires freeze, l
30 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
30 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS: written by a guy after many years of experience. 1.Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do. 2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud. 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. 4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. 5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous. 6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it. 7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms. 8.If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did. 8.5
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Steamy Coffee
Waking to the drumming of the rain I slept so well in your arms again. dreams of passion and tenderness of your body laying next to mine woke ready for love and hungry! Feeling refreshed and alive again. I love you so much, beyond all reason I tremble at the thought of you holding me close and warmly whispering words of loving in my ear. the rain has subsided to a heavy mist that fills the air with beads of moisture I slip into a pair of cutoffs and prowl the mist filled Garden out back, having a smoke and a mug of coffee the warm dew, covering my chest water pooling and running down me an errant trickle teasing my sences running over my chest and stomach and runs down along my pelvis wetting my hardness as I think about how much I want to make love to you the rain water dripping off its aching tip like the first drops that form to help to moisten the way for entry into you my godess I need your love so badly My fevered dreams of being with you nak
"dirty Jobs" Ain't Got Shit On Me....
For those who have never seen the show "Dirty Jobs," let me tell you about it. The show showcases jobs around the country that are odd and usually have some dirt or undesirable aspect to them. Mike Rowe travels around and does these jobs with the people that actually do them. He has drilled for oil, checked cows for pregnancy and even made mud. Well Mike.... You haven't seen the worst. At this time I am on a cleaning crew. Doesn't sound to bad? Well the simple fact is that the place I clean just so happens to be a sardine factory. Yup... you read that right. I am cleaning a sardine factory. Let me tell you how my day goes. I wake up when the phone rings telling me what time to be there. The times vary from day to day from between 11:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. The entire crew drives for about an hour to the plant. Upon arrival, we put on our rain gear (pants, boots and a raincoat). To start the shift, we go shovel and pick dead fish up off the floor. On average there
Abstinence-only Education.
It seems that in this country we deem sex as an act that must wait for marriage and search for ways to make our children understand this. We pay for religious teachings that tell them that sex will send them to hell, teachers that tell them that sex is horrible outside of marriage, and a government system that claims it's unnatural.Could all of this be true? Now we must first understand that Abstinence is a very respectable achievement, it's not something to be looked down on nor something that should be made fun of. However, to think that those who are abstinent are above those who are sexual active is ignorant. Sex is a completely natural activity that many enjoy, yet many don't want them to do so. In America we spend $1 Billion dollars a year on Abstinence Only Education. However, the organizations that are supported by this money DO NOT teach children about birth control methods unless to state that 'Condoms are not 100 percent effective' without going on to state that they
The Death Penalty.
The Death Penalty is a tricky topic to go after. Before I start it I have to say that I have no idea how it must feel to have a loved one murdered. I pity anyone who has experienced this and can maybe understand feeling the same way about killing the bastard who did such a thing if I were in their shoes. Throughout America there is an ongoing controversy over the death penalty. Many believe that those who murder, rape, and abuse children deserve to be put to death. It is a very engrossing argument and one that I will avoid. The main question before going into this is whether or not you believe it is right to kill a human being? If you do, do you believe it is morally right to kill a human being if he is of no threat to you? It is a question of morals, and passion usually quells morals. In this society we have evolved our methods of killing these criminals to the point that we have reached the process of 'Lethal Injection'. The process involves four steps. First, the prisoner is
Poem: Erotique
COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL PLEASE DO NOT COPY WITHOUT PERMISSION. THANK YOU. Erotique A gentle touch, a caress I trace the soft line of jaw Gently from ear to chin Raise your face, look into your eyes With my thumb, caress your lips Lower my face, our mouths meet Warmth exchanged, heat rising Breath, sweet breath exchanged My lips trace a path down your throat I gently bite the base of your neck Fingertips trace softness of your arms I feel the rise and fall of breast Your breathing, as mine, quickens I feel the heat from your body Caress your hips, your sides Slowly moving to your breasts Tracing the curve of each Run my hands down your belly Feel the curve of your hips Kiss you, deeply, passionately Trace a line of kisses between Breasts soft as silk, you gasp My tongue traces down to belly I feel your need, feel the heat Kiss the hollows of your hips Lips trace kisses down your legs Returning to where they join Inhale your perfume, feel the heat Tongu
Love And Forgiveness
i really appreciate everyone that has rated my pics and stash.unfortunately,i have reached my daily photo and stash rating limits for today.that sux.for everyone that has rated my stuff and i haven't got to do all of yours yet,i promise i will.thanks to everyone.
Round About Revenge
you know what is one of the most funniest things to do is...make someone do the work for you..iok here's the situation...i was friends with this we were friends..well like bro's..shit went done an we are no longer friends....well i blew up one then for the next 3 days i had to keep telling someone i wasn't going to seek revenge...that i was blowing steam..well on the 2 day serendipity visited me...i hatched a good knowing i was going to get called again..i waited for when that phone call came again..i said i was just blowing steam...i am not going to do anything.....(this is where my plan took over)..i told them that i knew someone else was going to do something tho..but i wouldn't say then...well now i think i can cuz it will un fold during this the identity of that person or persons...well that person copied an printed out the conversation we had when i blew up..mind you..they didn't include what they said the night befor about the dude i
Battle Of The Vic's!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aight FRIENDS and FANS whats up im in this contest and would really love it if you all could come give me some help i need 25000 comments to win heres the link THANK YOU I'LL BE GLAD TO RETURN FAVOR JUST ASK
One Of The Pages
check out one of my pages,but it is still in the works but check it out anyways here it is ....
The Controlling
I am the image you dare to dream I am the nightmare in your scream I am the one you seek in the night I am the one who turned off the light You are the one who falls to the floor You are the one anxious for more You are the one ready to succumb You are the one who wants to come I am the one whom decides what is right I am the force used with all of her might I am the shock awakening every nerve I am the body you wish to serve You are the mouth that needs to feed You are the fingers that ache with need You are the one who I'll give permission You are the one giving in total submission I am the darkness you've always known I am the princess upon the black throne I am the one to inflict the pain I am the one who ignites the flame You are the one to obey my commands You are the one to meet all my demands You are the center of my darkest temptation You are the object of my newest creation
Heres The Link
Ok everyone help me get to a 1,000,000 comments heres the link [ photo: 838215742 ]
To hurt is to feel To feel is to scream This is what it's like In my most intimate dream Useless hands Above lie helpless Dancing legs Now stagnant Separated Spread What lay in between Is revealed Growing hotter Seeping Sultry Eyes forbidden to see Wrapped in darkness Not knowing the next move Makes it that more exciting Forced to wait In this teasing darkness With each passing moment Your left Squirming Subservient Fearing the touch Yet craving the feeling The unknown Can be so inviting Seductive Stimulating
Lindsey Haun - Broken
Wake up to a Sunny Day Not a cloud up in the sky And then it starts to rain My defenses hit the ground And they shatter all around So open and exposed But I found strenght in the struggle Face to face with my troubles When you're broken In a Million little pieces And your tryin' But you can't hold on any more Every tear falls down for a reason Don't you stop believin' in your self When you're broken Little girl don't be so blue I know what you're going through Don't let it beat you up Hittin' walls ang gettin' scars Only makes you who you are Only makes you who you are No matter how much your heart is aching There is beauty in the breaking Yeah When you're broken In a Million little pieces And your tryin' But you can't hold on any more Every tear falls down for a reason Don't you stop believin' in your self When you're broken Better days are gonna find you once again Every piece will find it's place When you're broken When you're broken Wh
Yep....been working my ass off!!! I love my job, and I love the people!! My bosses are wonderful. I had a woman work lastnight so I could be off, and she didn't stock, didn't clean, and didn't do paperwork. But, that was fine...I wasn't working today either. I went in to do paperwork, and helped the guys out some that are working tonight. Drank a couple of beers and came home. Tony is on his way to Austin. He's had something going every weekend since I started working. Well...even before that. But, he took enough time out of his schedule to take my daughter and I to a movie lastnight. I had no clue he was supposed to be going to work that night until we got to the damn mall. And, he wasn't supposed to leave until tonight for Austin. But, of course he left earlier....and I'm sure he took his cousin with him. I'm not stupid. I know he's going there to party. But, he's lying to me about it. I'm not supposed to go to bars without him.......yet he goes once or twice a week for that pool l
New Computer
Sometime this coming week, I will be getting a new up to date computer. I am currently using a HP P4 2.66Mhz Laptop. I am looking into a HP with an Intel® Core™2 Duo. A T5500 (1.6Ghz) to T7200 (2.0Ghz) processor I will be shopping around though, but if anyone who reads this has any suggestions? I want to be able to have superior performance but at a decent price.
Confused And Lost....
I put up a pretty bad night last night and now i know why. the love of my life the woman i have loved since i was 13 had ended things with me and then later on today tells me she loves me but she needs a break, Her friend and her friends parents are telling her she needs to get rid of me and now her two old best friends say the same thing, But they want me gone because they want in her pants. I talk to my mother in law (Her mother) and she tells me to wait and not lose hope, But i am 10 thousand miles away serving my country... Going on what i am told and not actually be there to see it for myself, How do i re-act? I love this woman with all of my being and i would give everything for her including my own life. And yet i am sitting here powerless to do anything, I am back to being the one without power crying out for some sort of justice. I pray to the gods each night to keep my loved ones safe and keep the love between myself and my wife burning while i am away from
Make My Day And Smile,please
My Contest Rules
ok my contest rules are verry simple . 1. No drama 2. no down rating the contestestant. the contest will start as soon as i get enough people to join it
Philosophy Shit
I have been thinking about love lately. More importantly the question of the love relationship, which is one of the aching questions of our time. It came for me from personal experience, like most of us have. But also just looking at people there seems to be no way of understanding what it means to love and stay in love--to stay with love. We all understand about falling in love. We all understand the passion. But [there is this] whole idea of what it means to maintain a relationship. Everybody I know is suffering in one way or another from that. So my question was: "Can the great teachings of the world throw light on that?" And when I looked at them, all the great ideas about divine love and spiritual love, they didn't really throw that kind of light on that. There was still something unrealistic in them. I'm a human being. I'm not a saint. We have bodies, we have needs. At the same time, we don't want to just have a life that is passively enslaved by our passing desires and physical
Heart Of Lies
Born from a nightmare of your own making. You wake covered in that veil of sweat. I am your end, don’t you fret. When your dyeing day is close at hand. I’ll be the one ripping out your heart at your final stand. Your heart is a lie. Broken shards of the mirror of your faith. Looking through tainted lenses. Welcome to you last breath. Holiest of alters. In a world of lies. I am the last sight you will ever see. Broken angel dreams come and go. Throw down my life one last time. This is the end. You were never real. Eyes don’t lie. But every word from your putrid mouth does. I will watch you slip away. Tasting you life flowing from you. Sleep now child death is here. Your heart is a lie. Broken shards of the mirror of your faith. Looking through tainted lenses. Welcome to you last breath. Holiest of alters. In a world of lies. I am the last sight you will ever see.
Come Join Us At The Cat's Meow
We'd love you to come hang out with us! The hottest Lounce in CT. Come Join us!
Oh Christ ( Update)
THEY'RE SINGING SECRET AGENT MAN!!! -SLAMS FACE REPEATEDLY INTO TABLE- somehow I am reminded of Clubsoda Kenny from the O n A show.... hahaha makes me laugh hysterically if I think of that... hehe... Oh gawd... This place is lame as hell... SHame I am too bored to do anything else, and on top of that stuck here
Cutest Kid Contest
Please go click on this pic and comment on my daughter Ashley's pic, for the cutest kid contest. I want to do this without cheating by duplicating comments of my own so PLEASE HELP!!!!
Keep Your Fork
(as many times as I have heard this story, I have always enjoyed reading this again and again and again! It is just oh so heartwarming.) There was a young woman who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness and had been given three months to live. So as she was getting her things "in order," she contacted her pastor and had him come to her house to discuss certain aspects of her final wishes. She told him which songs she wanted sung at the service, what scriptures she would like read, and what outfit she wanted to be buried in. Once everything was discussed and the pastor was preparing to leave, the young woman suddenly remembered something very important to her. "There's one more thing," she said excitedly. "What's that?" came the pastor's reply. "This is very important," the young woman continued, "I want to be buried with a fork in my right hand." The pastor stood looking at the young woman, not knowing quite what to say. "That surprises you,
Fuck My Webhost Up The A$$, Sideways, With A Broom!
GOD #%@#$%(*@%Y* DAMN IT! All my music is down, all my photos are down.. INCLUDING MY BACKGROUND!! SHIT!
Out Of Control
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She is calling to me. Mother of sirus. Voice beckoning me from her eternal rest. She is my guide. My eternal refuge from the night Spewing me forth from her womb With each breath I take She shows me my fate. Born from the dark. The night is my lover. Twilight waking me. Releasing within my true dark nature. Your blood fills me with fire. Your kiss is like ice. Osiris and Ra. Welcome your unholy bastard offspring. Set me free on a world of fear. The forever night is all so near. With blood and anger. Let us set lose the dark ones.
Always Lookin For Hotties From Hooters!
Ever wander what it's like to voted on or even passed up because of Looks. Well, these pics below (from Cherrytappers) are a whole new breed of Hotties. C for yourself. Hope you enjoy.
Hey Everyone..... I want get next level 9.. please help me like rate my pics,, comment me, rate/fan/add me! thanks I hope everyone have a good evening.. ciao!
Oh Christ
I'm at the same coffee place... There are emo and scene kids everywhere... Would it be right for me to slaughter them like the conformist sheep they are??? I think it'd be amusing... =D
A Poem
He treats me like a queen but hes only a prince His eyes tell a story of the past Telling things that only i can understand His soul screams for love Sometimes it keeps screaming just to be heard He speaks words of wisdom and of love His voice a soothing song of love His body a temple only i can be part of Nobody is able to see the real boy i see Hes gentle like a spring breeze but rough like an uncut diamond His kisses are sweet and never suprise me The touch of his lips to my neck is like nothing i have ever felt,so soft,but yet so powerful He takes my hand and hold it like a prized poession The scent of his skin,the taste of his kiss are like a dream that never ends Im wrapped in his love never wanting to escape.
One More Time. =)
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Kodak Files Patent For Edible Rfid Tag-tomonitor Your Govt.prescribed Daily Dose Of Tranquilizers, Birth Control Etc. Pills Have Been Taken, As It Is
KODAK FILES PATENT FOR EDIBLE RFID TAG-ToMonitor your govt.prescribed daily dose of tranquilizers, Birth Control etc. pills have been taken, As it is monitored dissolving in / coming out of you by your new RFID TAG reading toilet !! Coming to a toilet near you soon ! And they thought we could Not immediately see the Real reason for these edible RFID TAGS ? has uncovered a recently filed patent application from camera and imaging technology giant Kodak that outlines a compelling new application of RFID: ingestible tags that act as monitors for health characteristics within the human body. The idea is that the RFID tag antenna -- the critical component which allows data to broadcast -- be composed of organic material that would dissolve as a result of certain chemical reactions within the human body. Once dissolved, the tag antenna, and therefore the tag itself, would stop transmitting a signal, indicating that the targeted chemical reaction had o
Bombers Needed Lol
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Are You A Good Kisser?
Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it. You have the confidence to make the first move. And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best. Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing! Are You a Good Kisser?
New Band
Just got done our first meeting and Damn I am so stoked! Imagine meeting 4 people that you are so musically in tune with that you almost know each others thoughts. We are all the around the same age and that really helps. In my old band I was about 20 years older then the other guys and it showed in their musical tastes. I was experiencing the largest generation gap ever lol. We will be playing the classic old school beer drinking rock and roll. We will cover groups like The Who, Led Zeppelin, Pat Travers, Cream, Tragically Hip, John Cougar, and even some modern stuff like Foo Fighters. I am so stoked to be with these guys and they have MAJOR Connections in the area rock and roll scene. I am so honored to have been chosen by these folks.
In just the last couple hours, I've made several new friends...unreal! Seriously, I appreciate all of that attention/love/support. That means a lot to me.
Children And War
This article really got me. My dad fought in Korea and all three of my uncles fought in WW2, I grew up listening to them talking about their experiences so this was very touching to me. Hope you enjoy it.
Hey guys...have done a couple of pics fpr Carlos..would really appreciate a comment...i think they are ace lol...
How Happy Are You, Really?
You Are Pretty Happy You generally have a happy, fulfilling life. But things could be a little better, and deep down, you know it. Maybe you need more supportive friends or a more challenging career. Something is preventing you from being totally happy. You just need to figure out what it is! How Happy Are You, Really?
Im Belly Up
Me and andrea just got back from Par 3 Bistro (very secluded french cuisine restraunt near our appartment), and oh my gods was it the best food ever. I had a rack of lamb with mint jelly sauce, and she had veal cutlets with sweet crab meat on top, covered in a hollandaise sauce. All with pomme frittes, sweet carrots, and diced water chestnuts. Before that, we had an appetiser of mussels poulette, covered in a white wine sauce. Dessert was creppe suzette (sp), and wow. Thats all i can say is wow. Needless to say, im going to be resting for a few hours and letting this all settle in my tummy!
Penis Statistics....(for Those Of You Who Didnt Know----fyi)
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200 Average number of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000 Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7 Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150 Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches Average length when erect: 5.1 inches Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop:10 feet Most arousing time of day/season! for a man: early morning/fall Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight.
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50 Things To Do During Finals
1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say ``oh geez, better get cracking'' and do some gibberish work. 2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming ``Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!'' 3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the surface integral symbol. 4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril. 5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, ``I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking.'' Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. 6. Bring cheerleaders. 7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, ``I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's
#1 Riles For Men....(lol)
Please note these are all numbered "1" for a reason! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us bitching about you leaving it down. 1. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it. 1. Saturday = Sports 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. We don't remember dates. Mark them on a calendar and remind us frequently. 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Check your oil! Please. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer that questio
Rules For Gun Fighting
1. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring two guns. Bring all your friends who have guns. Bring their friends who have guns. (Contractor's: procure as many as possible from all available sources). 2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive. 3. Only hits count. Close does not count. The only thing worse than a miss is a slow miss. Don't be slow. 4. If your shooting stance is good, you're probably not moving fast enough, nor using cover correctly. 5. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral and diagonal movement preferred.) 6. If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a long gun and a friend with a long gun. His friends should also be close by and they should have guns. 7. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance or tactics. They will remember who lived and who didn't.... So plan on living to tell the story. 8. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating, reloa
The Top 15 Courses At Superhero College
15> CULINARY ARTS 107: Garlic Breath -- the Hidden Super Power 14> ETHICS 260: Comparative Philosophies on Acting as an Agent of Justice in a Rapidly Evolving World of Increasing Complexity and Moral Ambiguity (Prerequisite: Intermediate Ass-Whupping) 13> PHYSICAL EDUCATION 203: Controlling Atomic Flatulence 12> ETHICS 221: Using Your Powers to Benefit a Stupid, Ungrateful Public Rather Than Robbing Banks, Extorting Governments, and Flying Unsuspecting Supermodels to Your Fortress of Solitude 11> SOCIOLOGY 403: Why Johnny Can't Fly -- The problems of super offspring in 21st Century Society 10> PSYCHOLOGY 401: Why You'll Never Be As Popular As Superman 9> SECRET IDENTITIES 107: Throw Away Those Glasses! *Really* Concealing Your Identity With Colored Contacts and Mousse 8> HISTORY 302: A Historical Overview of Victorian-Era Salon Poets and How You Could Crush Any of Those Absinthe-Drinking Pansies With Just One Twitch of Your Immensely Powerful Nostrils 7>
The Most Offensive World Records(gross)
MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED: Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991. LONGEST PUBES: Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the armpits and 28 inches from her vagina. MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH: Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina. ZITS: In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a zit and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7ft 1inch. WORST DRINK: The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac. MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL: This is available from a few select bars in New York. It contains tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, a spoonful of French mustard and a dash of lime. It is not mi
Gastroenterologist Jokes
A gastroenterologist claims these are actual comments made by his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies: 1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before." 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" 3. "Can you hear me NOW?" 4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!" 5. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?" 6. "You know, in some states, we're now legally married." 7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" 8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...." 9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" 10."If your hand doesn't fit, you must aquit!" 11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." 12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" 13. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
Some Terms Of Extreme Sex You Should Know
The Teabagging The all time classic manoeuvre of tapping your cock on a chick's forehead whilst she is sucking on your balls, and uttering the timeless phrase "Who's your daddy?" The Houdini Going at it doggy-style until you are just about to come, then pull out and spit on her back so she thinks that you have. When she turns around a blast is unleashed into her face and she is left shocked and amazed, wondering how you managed it. The Angry Dragon Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon. Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping Bitch The once in a lifetime act of blowing a hot steamy load down the back of a girl's throat and then proceeding to give her a large cold bottle of your favourite carbonated drink, making her guzzle it down. Then, shake her head vigorously back and forth to create the Cum Guzzling, Sperm Burping effect. A great way to impre
Why Men Are Just Happier People
Your last name stays put The garage is all yours Wedding plans take care of themselves You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park You can wear "no" T-shirt to a water park Car mechanics tell you the truth The world is your urinal You never have to drive to another gas station because this one is just too icky Same work, more pay Wrinkles add character Wedding dress $5000; Tux rental $100 People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet One mood - all the time Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat You know stuff about tanks A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase You can open all your own jars You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack Three pairs of shoes are more than enough You almost never have st
PISCES Drinking style If you're a Pisces, you've probably already heard that you share a sign -- and an addictive personality -- with Liz Taylor, Liza Minelli and Kurt Cobain. Not only do Pisces like to lose themselves in the dreamy, out-there feeling that only hooch can give, but they build up a mighty tolerance fast. Who needs an expensive date like that? On the other hand, they're fabulously enchanting partners, whether in conversation or in crime. With the right Pisces, you can start out sharing a pitcher of margaritas and wind up in bed together for days. The phrase "addictive personality" can be read two ways, you know. Trademark Cocktails Pisces rules fresh mint, and they do love a mojito or three -- though a julep will do just as well. They also like punches, like sangria or the oh-so-aptly named fish house punch. (Pretty much anything will satisfy a Pisces in a pinch, though -- "drinking like a fish" is an idiom pulled out of the zodiac, not the deep blue sea.) P
18 Feb 07 - Sunday
18 Feb 07 - Sunday 1516 Mary I Tudor [Bloody Mary] Greenwich, (1553-58), 1st reigning queen of Great Britain 1795 George Peabody South Danvers MA, merchant/philanthropist 1836 Ramakrishna Hooghly Bengal, Hindu saint (preached unity of all religions) 1848 Louis Comfort Tiffany glassmaker (stained glass windows) 1859 Sholem Aleichem [Solomon Rabinowitz], author (Fiddler on the Roof) 1890 Boris L Pasternak Russian poet/writer (Dr Zhivago) 1895 George "The Gipper" Gipp Notre Dame football star 1933 Yoko Ono Lennon [Mrs John Lennon], Tokyo Japan, singer(?) 1941 Herb Santiago vocalist (Frankie Lymon & Teenagers-Why Do Fools Fall) 1947 Dennis De Young Chicago IL, vocalist (Styx-Grand Illusion, Its Raining Again) 1949 Cybill Shepherd Memphis TN, actress (Moonlighting, Last Picture Show) 1950 John Hughes director (Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller) 1952 Juice Newton [Judy Cohen], Virginia, singer (Angel of the Morning) 1953 Derek Pellicci rock drummer (Little River Band-Help Is
AQUARIUS Drinking style Aquarius and drinking don't go together that well (except for water, that is). They have an innate tendency toward know-it-allism, and if they get an idea while sizzled, they're more stubborn than a stain or a stone. If they're throwing a party or organizing an outing, however, they're too preoccupied with their duties to get combative -- and they make perfectly charming drunks in that case. Fortunately, they're usually capital drink-nursers. They also make the best designated drivers (if you can get them before they start raising their wrist): Aquarius is fascinated by drunk people and capable of holding interesting conversations with soused strangers while sober. Trademark cocktails Aquarius is likely to order stuff most people have never heard of: a capirinha, Satan's whiskers, a negroni, an Arthur Tompkins. They like to stump the bartender. This sign rules the color electric blue and would be pleased by any tipple featuring blue curacao. They a
CAPRICORN Drinking style Capricorn is usually described as practical, steadfast, money-hungry and status-thirsty -- no wonder they get left off the astrological cocktail-party list. But this is the sign of David Bowie and Annie Lennox, not to mention Elvis. Capricorn is the true rock star: independent, powerful and seriously charismatic, not too eager to please. And if they make money being themselves, who are you to quibble? But just like most rock stars, they're either totally on or totally off, and they generally need a little social lubricant to loosen up and enjoy the after party, especially if they can hook up with a cute groupie. Trademark cocktails Old-fashioned Cap would probably like an old-fashioned just fine or a dry martini, or a gin and tonic, or a gimlet -- or any other no-nonsense quaff. They prefer drinks that taste like alcohol and generally hate drinks with more than three ingredients. However, they like the flavor of cranberry and will order a cosmo if
SAGITTARIUS Drinking style In vino veritas -- and, for Sagittarius, in booze blurtiness: when buttered, they'll spill all your secrets and many of their own. Tactlessness aside, Sagittarius is just plain fun to drink with. This is a sign of serious partying (what else would you expect from the sign of Sinatra, Keith Richards, the Bush twins and Anna Nicole Smith?). They're the people who chat up everyone in the room, then persuade the entire crowd to travel somewhere else -- like a nightclub, or a playground, or Cancun. Good-natured hijinks are sure to ensue (including a high possibility of loopy groping; spontaneous Sag is a brilliant booty call). Trademark cocktails A travel-loving sign, Sagittarius might be intrigued by drinks like Moscow mules, Singapore slings -- perhaps even a Long Island iced tea (not a bad option, given how much Sag can put away and still stay vertical). Party monsters that they are, they're attracted to shots, like the ever-popular lemon drop. Sa
SCORPIO Drinking style Don't ever tell Scorpios they've had enough, for they'll smirk at you and quietly but intentionally keep tippling till they're hog-whimpering drunk, out of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like to drink, and screw you if you have a problem with that. Most of them see the sauce as something to savor in itself, and not as a personality-altering tool -- though if depressed, self-loathing Scorps seek total obliteration. But generally, they're fascinating drinking pals, brilliant conversationalists and dizzying flirts. They also remember everything -- especially what you did when you were blitzed. Only drink with a Scorpio who likes you. Trademark cocktails Just as a Scorpio can look you in the eye and smile while secretly plotting your demise, so does the brandy-laced stinger's sweet taste hide a potent amount of alcohol. If you want to get literal, serve them a scorpion -- they may not love tropical drinks, but it shows you're paying attention. Scorpio rules
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LIBRA Drinking style "I'm jusht a social drinker," slurs Libra, "it's jusht that I'm damn social?" Libra loves nothing more than to party, mingle and relate to everyone. Whether dipped in favor of Good Libra (with Insta-Friend device set to "on") or heavier on the Evil Libra side (they are little instigators when bored), the Scales can really work a room. Charming as they are, Libras are notoriously lacking in self-control, however, which can get them into all sorts of trouble -- including wearing their wobbly boots waaaay too early in the evening, flirting with their best friend's beau or even blacking out the night's events entirely. Oops! Trademark cocktails Aesthetic Libras like pretty, pouffy drinks like a pink lady or a brandy Alexander. That's the influence of Venus, their ruling planet, which also gives them a horror of crudely named potions like Sex on the Beach. They're fine with "normal" guzzles like apple martinis, but every Libra secretly just wants Champagne
To Much Drama
To Much Drama Hello peoples!! I have been running into a little problem since I joined CT. It seems some individuals have become very unhappy with me chatting with there CT wives and girlfriends. I just wanted to take the time to clarify a few things. First of all, you guys that leave me nasty messages and remarks can just give up! I don’t bother to read them anymore, I just delete them. Your waiting your time sending them to me. I’m sure there are 100 other guys chatting your women up. Go deal with them! On that note see if you can comprehend this! She doesn’t belong to you!! You didn’t buy her! She is her own person and free to do as she likes! If she tells me she no longer wants to chat with me then no problem!! I will respect that and never say a word to her again!!! Stop busting my balls!!! Your getting wound up over someone you have never meet!! You look at my profile all the time! Did you notice nobody has a crush on me! Your women isn’t chasing me! My last girlfriend who
VIRGO Drinking style Cerebral Virgos are compelled to impose order onto their bender. Their famously fussy quest for purity could lead to drinking less than other signs, sure -- but it could also lead to drinking booze neat, to sucking down organic wine or just to brand loyalty. They rarely get fully shellacked -- but, oh, when they do! Virgo's controlled by the intellect, but there's an unbridled beast lurking within, and they let it loose when walloped. It's dead sexy (and surprisingly unsloppy). As one Virgo friend used to declare, "I'm going to drink myself into a low level of intelligence tonight." A toast to the subgenius IQ! Trademark cocktails Many Virgos prefer clear, simple, untreacly drinks like vodka tonic or a real margarita, though you'll find 'em drinking anything from unflinchingly downing Cuervo straight to smirkingly ordering a dirty virgin. They also tend to like bitter, low-alk guzzles like Campari and soda. They rarely change their drink once they've
LEO Drinking style Leo likes to drink and dance -- they're often fabulous dancers, and usually pretty good drinkers as well, losing their commanding dignity and turning kittenish. Of course, they're quite aware they're darling -- Leos will be Leos, after all. They generally know their limit, probably because they loathe losing self-control. When they get over-refreshed, expect flirting to ensue -- and perhaps not with the one what brung them. But Leo's not the type to break rules even when drunk, so just try to ignore it (try harder, Cancer) and expect a sheepish Lion to make it up to you the next day. Trademark cocktails Leos like flashy drinks, be they complicated tropical concoctions festooned with umbrellas, like a Bahama mama or the more common strawberry daiquiri or mai tai. Indeed, they often have a taste for the fruity -- try a screwdriver, or add an extra cherry to the next Manhattan. Their sense of drama lends itself to a kir royale, of course. Drinking budd
CANCER Drinking style Cancer is a comfort drinker -- and an extra wine with dinner or an after-work beer or six can be extra comforting, can't it, Cancer darling? Like fellow water signs Scorpio and Pisces, Crabs must guard against lushery. Cancers are brilliant at ferreting out secret parties and insinuating themselves on VIP lists -- and, in true Hollywood style, Cancers are never really drunk; instead, they get "tired and emotional" (read: weepy when lubricated). But there's nothing better than swapping stories (and spit) over a few bottles of inky red wine with your favorite Cancer. Even your second-favorite Cancer will do. Keep in mind once started, a Cancer never stops... drinking. Trademark cocktails Ruled by the moon, Cancers are intrigued by the idea of moonshine -- any booze, from a bourbon press to a whiskey and soda to grandpappy's special brew in a mason jar, will do. They also like comfortingly warm and sweet drinks, like hot toddies and hot buttered rums. T
GEMINI Drinking style Geminis can drink without changing their behavior much -- they're so naturally chatty and short-attention-spanned that it's just hard to tell sometimes. They can amaze you by conversing with finesse and allusion, then doing something to belie an extremely advanced state of intoxication, like puking in your shoe. Geminis possess the magic ability to flirt successfully (and uninfuriatingly, which is very tricky) with several people at once. They like to order different cocktails every round -- repetition is boring -- and may create a theme (like yellow drinks: beer, sauvignon blanc and limoncello) for their own amusement. Trademark cocktails Easily bored Geminis need some stimulation in their drinks -- those with two parts, like a black and tan (or just a double), are particularly appealing. Otherwise, they'll drink all over the map, ordering frou-frou drinks to add to their collection of cocktail monkeys or going for whiskey rocks because they're feel
Polar Bear Stash Update !!
Hi all Hope your weekend is going great !! I've added to my stash again, jokes this time plus some pics of seals and polar bears. Stop on by and show some love !! Thanks a million to those who have already done that, in particular Rulebreaker, Kindredspirit and Crazy hazey from the purple mazey! Take care all Linda xx
TAURUS Drinking style Taurus prefers to drink at a leisurely pace, aiming for a mellow glow rather than a full-on zonk. Since a truly intoxica ted Taurus is a one-person stampede, the kind of bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate who spills red wine on white carpets and tells fart jokes to employers, the preference for wining and dining (or Bud and buddies) to body shots and barfing is quite fortunate for the rest of us. This is not to say that the Bull is by any means a teetotaler -- god, no. A squiffy Taurus will get, er, gregarious (full of loudmouth soup, some would say) and is extremely amusing to drag to a karaoke bar when intoxicated. Trademark cocktails Early-to-bed Taureans need a picker-upper -- try a Red Bull and vodka. They also have a leviathan sweet tooth and are fond of drinks with names that sound like dessert (50-50 bar, mudslide). Sweetly caffeinated drinks, like Irish coffee or white Russians, are ideal. More macho Taureans will go for something unpretentious,
Alcohoroscopes 1-12 Aries
ARIES Drinking style Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know when to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to closing-time shot contests. They're sloppy, fun drunks, and they get mighty flirty after a couple tipples. Getting Aries people drunk is a good way to get what you want out of them, should other methods fail. Aries can become bellicose when blotto, but they will assume that whatever happened should be forgiven (if not forgotten) by sunrise. They can be counted on to do the same for you -- so long as you haven't gone and done anything really horrible to them last night, you sneaky Gemini. Trademark cocktails Aries, born under the hot-stuff planet Mars, is the ruler of spicy food and red things -- and for balance, astrologers recommend they eat tomatoes, onions, olives and greens. That's right, Aries, you were born under the sign of the bloody Mary. Aries also rules grapefruit, and they've been known to kick back a salty do
A Memory My Heart Reveals
Sometimes, in the night, a journey through time yesterdays smiles awaken in the morning due but never was I lost in the pale darkness just hours before the rising of the sun Falling in and out of love I could never do for once I loved, I always loved, never stopped never for even a moment would my memory cease of the beauty I would find within a heart Words are always misused when making a statement so profound are those words used so carelessly I love you, without meaning, they softly drift away when spoken from the heart, they linger forever I've said those words to so very few and my heart feels so empty and cold until my children awake and smile at me another day can continue for me to dream.....
The Rules Of Bedroom Golf
Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls. Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole. Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. U
I Love You
I LOVE YOU The words "I love you" do tell you how I feel, but they don't convey the sincerity or the depth of that love. If I could find the words to truly express my feelings for you, then that would surely make the greatest poem, or greatest prose ever written. If my love for you could be painted into a picture, people from all over the world would come to marvel at it's beauty. When I look at your perfection, I do so with much more than just my eyes. When I hold you tightly at night, it is not with just my arms that I caress you. As I utter the words "I would spend the rest of my life with you" , you should also hear, "I would give my life my for you." What little I have in this life I offer you...but more importantly I surrender my heart and my soul to you. Maybe now when you hear me utter the words "I love you", you'll know that they come from so much more than just my mouth... And even though it takes me but a moment to say them, I would have those w
How To Avoid The Flu.
Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies. Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin c. Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system. Walk for at least hour a day, go for a swim, take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc. Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around. Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible. Get plenty of rest. Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can. OR ... You can take the doctors office approach. Think about it, when you go for a shot, what do they do first? Clean your arm with alcohol. Why? Because alcohol kills germs. So...... I walk to the liquor store (exercise), put lime in my Corona (fruit), celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies), drink on the bar patio (fresh air), get drunk, tell jokes, and laugh (eliminate stress) and then pass out (rest). The way I see it, if you keep your alcohol levels up
27 Random Questions
27 random questions 1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? Gah I still have make up on! 2. How much cash do you have on you? About 2 dollars, who needs cash nowadays. 3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?" Whore 4. Favorite planet? Venus 5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone? Don't know, I deleted my call lists so I would lose a number. 6. What is your favorite ring on your phone? Unforgiven, Metallica 7. What shirt are you wearing? A white south pole shirt, that costs way too much 8. Do you "label" yourself? No, others do that for me 9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing? They don't have a brand 10. Bright or Dark Room? Dark 11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you? Ummm yea 13. What were you doing at midnight last night? Talking on the internet with Billy, Trent, and Josh 14. What did your
15 Things To Do While Your G/f Shops At Wallmart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,"Code3" in housewares...and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loud
What's Your Seduction Style?
Your Seduction Style: Siren / Rake You possess an unbridled sensuality that appeals to many. The minute you meet anyone, you can make the crave you almost immediately. You give others the chance to lose control with you... spiraling into carnal bliss. A dangerous lover, you both fascinate and scare those you attract. What Is Your Seduction Style?
Hauling Ass When The Sun Comes Up
In Africa, every morning a gazelle awakens knowing that it must outrun the fastest lion if it wants to stay alive. Every morning, a lion wakes up knowing it must run faster than the slowest gazelle or it will starve to death. Moral of the story: It makes no difference whether you are a gazelle or a lion: When the sun comes up, you had better be hauling ass.
B.s Might Get You To The Top,but.....
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a Fourth night, there he was, proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree. Moral of the story: Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
20 Firsts
20 firsts 1. Who was your first love? John Packer :-/ 2. Who was your first kiss and when? Depends what kinda kiss you mean lol.. umm Eric Dickson 3rd grade 3. Who was your first prom date? Didn't go to prom... almost went with Robert Mayfield.. didn't work out though. 4. Who was your first room mate? Never had one, they seem like they would be a pain. 5. What was your first job? Working in my Grandma's store. 6. What was your first car? 2002 S10 7.When did you go to your first funeral? 10th grade.. 9. How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown? 17 10. Who was your first grade teacher? OMG I forgot her name... 11. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane? When I was a baby, then not again til I was in 8th grade. 13. Where did you go for your first date and who was it with? To the movies and out to pizza with Josh McGrath. 14. When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with? 8th
You Owe Me---$800.00
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she could say a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel that you have on." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her 800 dollars and leaves. Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?" Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders
Man Charged With Incitement To Murder Over Anti-gay Web Site Threats
Man Charged With Incitement To Murder Over Anti-Gay Web Site Threats by The Associated Press Posted: February 6, 2007 - 7:30 pm ET (Fort-De-France, Martinique) A French man accused of advocating the killing of gay people on a Web log has been charged with incitement of murder in the Caribbean island of Martinique, a prosecutor said. The suspect â€" identified only as a 38-year-old man from Fort-de-France â€" surrendered to authorities Friday in Martinique and was held in jail for two days before being released, prosecutor Claude Bellanger said Monday. Bellanger said the man told investigators that he created the blog â€" which called for "death to (homosexuals) ... death without exception" â€" while on vacation in the U.S. city of Atlanta. The Web page also called for the killing of certain media personalities and government officials whom it alleged to be gay. After learning about the blog, authorities in Martinique contacted the Atlanta police. An investigation i
The Mayonnaise Jar And 2 Cups Of Coffee
The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Cups of Coffee A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full.. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous "yes." The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table And poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the Empty space between the
27 Facts About Men (from A Woman's Point Of View )
1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved. 2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. 3. Men who have tattoos think they have a piece of artwork on them. Yeah, like a flaming skull is art? 4. Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him. 5. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important. 6. Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches. 7. All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun. 8. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe. 9. A
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Create Your Own Living Will
To: Subject: LIVING WILL LIVING WILL I, _________________________ (fill in the blank), being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of peckerwood politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask for a cold beer, it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my spouse, children and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish that these boneheads mind their own damn business, and pay attention instead to the health, education and future of the millions of Americans who aren't in a permanent coma. Under no circumstances shall any politician
World's Best Divorce Letter
dear...... I know the counselor said we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I'd never talk to you again. But that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first one to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always you who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride has cost me a lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you. I don't care about looking bad anymore. I don't care who makes the first move as long as one of us does. Maybe it's time we let our hearts speak as loudly as our hurt. And this is what my heart says "There's no one like you, Connie." I look for you in the eyes and breasts of every woman I see, but they're not you. They're not even close. Two weeks ago, I met this girl at Flamingos and brought her home with me. I don't say this to hurt you, but just to illustrate the depth of my des
Tech N9ne~tormented
(1st Verse) One for the devil, two for my God Father please forgive me while I rock this broad Tormented I've been lovin' coochie since it was Invented Ask me does it get me yes it does Feels lovely Pink or brown without even with fuzz They love me All up on me off up in the club Addicted Gotta get her off in the room get her out them Panties Get wicked Get her in the bed real quick get hit with a Whammy Can't shake it Try to pass it by but homey I Can't make it If it was non-existent I would die Stay with me I don't want to ever let it go A quickie Beat it down like I'm Riddick Bo Real stiffly We can do it fast or even slow I'll lift thee Up on the bed or on the floor Obsessed with Pussy coochie nani on my mind God bless it Hit it from the front or from behind Get naked I'm horny baby don't you waste my time Don't mess with Psycho alpha schizo Techn9ne (CHORUS) Tormented Money women liquor hella drugs Tormented Lookin' at me from afa
About American Indian Peoples
Appropriate Methods When Teaching About Native American Peoples: Understand the term "Native American" includes all peoples indigenous to the Western Hemisphere. Present Native American Peoples as appropriate role models to children. Native American students should not be singled out and asked to describe their families' traditions or their peoples' culture(s). Avoid the assumption there are no Native American students in your class. Use books and materials which are written and illustrated by Native American people as primary source materials: speeches, songs, poems, and writings, which show the linguistic skill of a people who have come from an oral tradition. When teaching ABC's, avoid "I is for Indian" and "E is for Eskimo." Avoid rhymes or songs that use Native Americans as counting devices, i.e. "One little, two little, three little..." Research the traditions and histories, oral and written, of Native Americans before attempting to teach these.
I Wrote This Yesterday
Tech N9ne~im A Playa
Tech N9ne] Mothafucka I'm a playa {*18X*} [Chorus] I'm a playa, I'm a playa I'm a playa, I'm a playa, I'm a playa I'm a playa, I'm a playa, I'm a playa Oh oh oh I'm a playa (Ya, Tecca Nina is a playa) [Tech N9ne] If you see me lookin clean cut Matchin from head to toe dippin with a mean strut Throwin and blowin green stuff Hella creamed up with the bling cuff Ain't no wicked we can kick it if you blue or beamed up If you see me step off in the clubber with some pros With about six of em cut no longer waitin to be chosen If you hear me tell my homies anything goes With these chickens dippin to Davy's right when the clubber close If you see me on the grind gettin mine If you bust in a room and find me hittin yours from behind If you hear me bustin rhymes, rippin each and every time If I got it at capacity and you still got a line If I'm rollin on dubs, if it's K-town bud If they showin me love with a red rug at the club If you see them haters givin me mugs L
Medical Breakthrough: Cure For Shyness
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Open Relationships...
Now how does that work...I've thought about it and ponder it. I would think that such a thing would put a strain on a relationship...or open avenues of entertainment that otherwise weren't there... I would love to show my wife differnet things but she has to open up to the taboo...Normalism is for boring is interensting so let's make the most of it and get a little kinky...!
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Irs Facts That You Might Find Interesting.
1. The IRS is not a U.S. Government Agency. It is an Agency of the IMF. (Diversified Metal Products v. IRS, et al. CV-93-405E-EJE U.S.D.C.D.I., Public Law 94-564, Senate Report 94-1148 pg. 5967, Reorganization Plan No. 26, Public Law 102-391.) 2. The IMF is an Agency of the UN. (Blacks Law Dictionary 6th Ed. Pg. 816) 3. The U.S. has not had a Treasury Department since 1921. (41 Stat. Ch.214 pg. 654) 4. The U.S. Treasury is now the IMF. (Presidential Documents Volume 29-No.4 pg. 113, 22 U.S.C. 285-288). 5. The United States does not have any employees because there is no longer a United States. No more reorganizations. After over 200 years of operating under bankruptcy, it's finally over, (Executive Order 12803). Do not personate one of the creditors or share holders or you will go to Prison.18 U.S.C. 914 6. The FCC, CIA, FBI, NASA and all of the other alphabet gangs were never part of the United States government. even though the "US Government" held shares of stock
Kottonmouth Kings~tangerine Sky
Say goodbye to a tangerine sky say hello say hello to tomorrow- when you say goodbye to a tangerine sky you lose your pain lose your fear lose your sorrow what if you were livin yours instead of hatin mine findin truth and spreadin love and searchin deep inside – see me glidin swiftly to that place I need to be that home grown irie zone harvesting my seeds I’m gonna live my life from day to night with no hesitation Make the best of every situation that I find myself placed in Decidin right from wrong, choosing my final destination Cause when it’s said and done, it’s just yourself that you are facin’ Say goodbye to a tangerine sky say hello say hello to tomorrow- when you say goodbye to a tangerine sky you lose your pain lose your fear lose your sorrow Say Say Say good-bye to tomorrow Wash your sorrow Live and learn Listen up and follow Do what you so let me rock it I be dammed if you think you gonna stop it Popo it drop it D-Loc get up on it Don’t you think y
The Stranger
The Stranger A few years after I was born, my Dad met a stranger who was new to our small Texas town. From the beginning, Dad was fascinated with this enchanting newcomer and soon invited him to live with our family. The stranger was quickly accepted and was around from then on. As I grew up, I never questioned his place in my family. In my young mind, he had a special niche. My parents were complementary instructors: Mom taught me good from evil, and Dad taught me to obey. But the stranger...he was our storyteller. He would keep us spellbound for hours on end with adventures, mysteries and comedies. If I wanted to know anything about politics, history or science, he always knew the answers about the past, understood the present and even seemed able to predict the future! He took my family to the first major league ball game. He made me laugh, and he made me cry. The stranger never stopped talking, but Dad didn't seem to mind. Sometimes, Mom woul
Kottonmouth Kings~420
Ya know I got 2 states of mind, stoned and asleep First I hit the sweetleaf, and then I have nice dreams When I get up, I wake and bake, take a piss and shake My clock stopped at Four-twenty, what you want me to say I stay blazed all day, no matter where I’m creepin’ Hot boxin on your block, and at the spot on the weekends You’ll see smoke risin’, Just who could it be It’s my rhyme and crime partner, D. dash L. O. C. Yeah that be me born and raised in the suburbs. Faded off the bud smoke blowin it at you nerds thanks Johnny Richter for your nice little hand off I got some purple Kush Did you bring the sand box? Let’s bounce some bud so we can make a little keefe Spice up the leaf before we smoke the tree Everybody in the scene Know we blow the most dosha That way they label up the Kottonmouth solders. “we got all types”– At 4-2-0 yeah our clocks is always altered- “we talkin pounds” These anti-hero’s are just here to serve you proper “Roll that shit up” So leave
Pooping At Work
HOW TO POOP AT WORK >> >>As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is >>inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, the following is a >>survival guide for taking a dump at the office. >>CROP DUSTING: When farting, you walk really fast around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants. >>FLY BY: The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom. >>ESCAPEE: A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you relea
Icp~thug Pit
feat. Bone Thugs, Kottonmouth Kingsm, Tech N9ne [Layzie Bone] Wicked Wonka, baby [Violent J] Halloween! Hallowicked Wonka....just 18 months I brought a bat to a mosh-pit (Well what you do then??) I split some craniums in half And caved a few in Before long I'm standing there alone I shut the party down For Bone Thugs, Tech N9ne, Kottonmouth and Esham [Layzie Bone] In...coming, I'm running and dropping them bombs Still gunning, I'm willing and ready for war Get down with the clowns from ICP, B-O-N-E And the Kottonmouth Kings, bring it how we bring it doe For the wicked wonka, Halloween [Violent J] Smoking hay, hey I'm Violent J hey, we screaming may-day 'Cause Bone and ICP a fucking pay-day We give away hey, but we already millionare rapper Hater slappers, wicked shit believe it though We tight like alligator snappers [Layzie Bone] Don't run dawg, we gun clappers Bitch nigga slappers and hoe mackers City street slicked rappers But better known as
Pakistani Official: Taliban Insurgency Becoming 'liberation War'
Pakistani official: Taliban insurgency becoming 'liberation war' 16 Feb 2007 Taliban-led insurgents are winning ever-greater public support in Afghanistan for a struggle that is taking on the character of a "liberation war" against foreign troops, a senior Pakistani official claimed Friday. [It is.]
Icp~how Many Times
How many times will I ask myself why, how many times? How many times will I ask myself why, how many times will I cry? (2x) [Violent J] How many times will you honk your horn and say fuck you? Now what the fuck does that do? Ya feel better now? I didn't let ya pass How 'bout I stop my car, and beat your fuckin' ass? How many times will my neighbor beat his wife? Somewhere in that house there's a butcher knife Fuckin' drunk, swingin' his fists about Why don't she wait till he sleeps then take him out How many times will I sit in a hot car? Traffic jam, been sittin' for a fuckin' hour Must be an accident, I hope nobody died Finally get there, and the crash is on the other side The gawkers roll and they creep slow Hoping they can see a mangled body show Some park, and stand there and watch it all With their kids, they point, and fuckin stare (and just look) I remember one time I was pulled over Handcuffed, the cop was like, show's over People watch
Icp~neden Game
VOICE OF HOST: LETS MEET CONTESTANT NUMBER ONE hes a skitzophranic serial killa klown who says women love his sexy smile lets see if his charm will work on Sharon Sharon, whats your question for Number 1? Sharon: Number 1, i belive first impressions last forever if u were to eat dinner with me and my family, how would you make it last forever? hmm well lets see id have to think about it i might show up in a tux HA! but i doubt it id probably just show up naked like i always do and lick your mama in the eye and tell her FUCK YOU! hurry up bitch im hungry i smell spaghetti, i pinch her loopy ass and tell her get the food ready your dad would probably start trippin, and get me pissed, id have to walk up and bust him in the fuckin lips! its dinnertime! were hearin grace from your mother i pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother im steady starin at your sister, ill tell ya this, ya know for only 13 SHE GOT SOME BIG TITS! after that, your dad would try to jump again, but
For Her Part 04
For you are the woman you want to be As I may be the man who you want to be with For I will not change any thing about you as I love you for who you are in all ways As I will be any thing you wanted me to be for my love to you will all ways be there for only you End till the end of my life and my soul will carry the love on for all of time Date wrote 17-02-07 By Aj Rich
Senate Votes Against Debating Iraq War Rebuke
Senate votes against debating Iraq war rebuke 17 Feb 2007 The U.S. Senate refused to consider a resolution on Saturday denouncing President [sic] George W. Bush's Iraq troop buildup that the U.S. House of Representatives passed the day before. The vote was 56 in favour and 34 against. Under Senate rules, 60 votes were needed to bring the resolution to the floor for debate.
motha fucka! your dont know shit do ya? You wouldnt know shit if it whipped it through your ugly bitch ass face You aint even begun to excperience drama motha fucka! Your mamma, your motha fuckin Big fat chicken faced assed mamma Don't even know about this drama, motha fucka! Oh my god look at that, turn it up please Poor nancy kerrigan's sweet little knees Somebody took her black thing and went thug Thats terrible he heard about it for months What about that one nobody guy That they found dead in the grass With his dick in his, ass Unless there was more But you won't recall cuz micheal jackson Squeezed up on some little kids balls What you consider drama, it ain't all that It's just that your whack With intergalactic satellite data compress Yes but we can't feed the homeless And then oj's big story unfolded Everybody watched that while okalahoma exploded 900 good reasons why this world don't really care Thats what it costs for a wheel chair!! Terrible
Best Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk
10."They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen." 9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to." 8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time" 7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy." 6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance." 5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?" 4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem." 3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?" 2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?" And the NUMBER ONE best thing t o say if you get caught sleeping at your desk... 1. Raise your head slowly and say, " Jesus name, Amen."
Cingular: The New Big Brother?
I've had my eye on the MotoRAZR V3r for awhile. With four bands, a deep crimson color, 1.2 Megapixel camera, built-in mp3 player, removable micro memory and a host of esoteric gadgets, gizmos, doodads, whoozumwhatzits, and whooptiedoos that I have yet to understand, I only understood one thing...promotions! I make my own ringtones and graphics. Most of what currently sits on my phone are fragments of songs by Reism, Nightwish, Falco, Carfax Abbey, KMFDM, etc. The sound quality kicks ass on the new phone. Now, here are the downsides. In order for the camera to reach its full potential and get higher definition out of gotta have the Micro SD memory card. Remember that SIM card you kept swapping in and out of phones? Forget more...gotta transfer the whole lot to this new 3G card or all of your features aren't going to work. Now once you get through all those pains in the're solid gold...this thing is a veritable media machine. After talking extensively wit
Bitch what tha fuck? What ya try to do to me? You wasn't true to me When i was locked up, You fucked somethin like 34 guys But i let that slide Cuz your ass is bangin, your titties is phat I wanted to fuck that, but fuck that I never gave a fuck that, you put it through the courts and gave me genital warts Now i stack my nine, i'm goin for your knees I'ma blow 'em out and give your neck a squeeze As your standin there i'ma be like, bitch You know you done fucked up right? Girl ya know i love ya but now ya gotta die Now ya gotta die, now ya gotta die (4x) Bitch don't talk about bitches i'm fuckin them Please no fat bitches i'm fuckin slim Unless its one of those nights i'm smokin my shit I don't care if i'm high, i'm fuckin it How much it cost big fat crack head? Ain't tryin to hear all them words you said Five minutes bitch, then i came Fuck your name, and from were you came I don't give a fuck bitch, i will kill you You sequeta, you bolinda, you to past
Difference Between First And Third Born's
Being a parent changes everything. But being a parent also changes with each baby. Here are some of the ways having a second and third child is different from having your first. Your Clothes 1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy. 2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible. 3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Preparing for the Birth 1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously. 2nd baby: You don't bother practicing because you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing. 3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your 8th month. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Layette 1st baby: You pre-wash your newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them, and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau. 2nd baby: You check
Neo-nazi Rally Was Organized By Fbi Informant
Neo-Nazi rally was organized by FBI informant 15 Feb 2007 A paid FBI informant was the man behind a neo-Nazi march through the streets of Parramore that stirred up anxiety in Orlando's black community and fears of racial unrest that triggered a major police mobilization. That revelation came Wednesday in an unrelated federal court hearing and has prompted outrage from black leaders, some of whom demanded an investigation into whether the February 2006 march was, itself, an event staged by law-enforcement agencies.,0,4658933.story
Need Some Advise
I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision. I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual signs: Phone rings, I answer, caller hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls, it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always look out for her taxi coming home, but she always comes walking up the driveway as I hear a car setting if she had exited the car 'round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her? Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girlfriend. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could s
Us Troops Kidnap Six-year-old Girl To Force Resistance Fighter Father To Surrender
US troops kidnap six-year-old girl to force Resistance fighter father to surrender 15 Feb 2007 Mafkarat al-Islam reported that US forces kidnapped a six-year-old elementary school girl, Maryam 'Abdallah, as she came out of her school in al-Habbaniyah, 90km west of Baghdad, on Thursday. Reports from al-Habbaniyah indicated that Maryam is the daughter of Shaykh 'Abdallah al-Mar'awi, a Resistance commander, and the abduction was apparently with the aim of pressuring the girl’s father to surrender.
Buying Condoms
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That nigh
3 Doors Down~loser
Breathe in right away, nothing seems To fill this place I need this every time, take your Lies get off my case Some day I will find, a love that flows Through me like this This will fall away, this will fall away You're getting closer, to pushing me Off of life's little edge Cause I'm a loser and sooner or later You know I'll be dead You're getting closer, you're holding the Rope and I'm taking the fall Cause I'm a loser, I'm a loser, yeah This is getting cold, I can't break these Chains that I hold My body's growing cold, there's nothing Left of this mind or my sould Addiction needs a pacifier, the buzz of This poison is taking me higher This will fall away, this will fall away You're getting closer, to pushing me Off of life's little edge Cause I'm a loser and sooner or later You know I'll be dead You're getting closer, you're holding the Rope and I'm taking the fall Cause I'm a loser, I'm a loser! You're getting closer, to pushing me Off of li
3 Doors Down~better Life
I'm about to be on the floor Again, surely you're gonna Find me here I'm about to sleep until the end Of time, drug i take gonna wake My fear right now I'm passing away on to the Better life I'm passing away on To the better I'm about to see just how far i Can fly, surely your gonna Break my fall I'm about to run as fast as i Can, head long into that wall This time I'm passing away on to the Better life I'm passing away on To the better On to the better life On to the better I'm about to be on the floor Again, surely you're gonna Find me here I'm about to sleep until the End of time, drug i take Gonna wake my Fear right now I'm passing away on to the Better life I'm passing away on To the better I'm passing away on to the Better life I'm passing away on To the better
Cheating At Nursing Home
A young woman was doing her daily rounds at a nursing home when she entered one of the rooms. There on the bed sat John looking straight forward with his arms out in front of him as if he were holding a steering wheel. "what are you doing, John?" asked the woman. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Driving to Chicago, yep, driving to Chicago. John replied. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So the woman just finished cleaning up and on the way out of the room said See you when you get back form Chicago, John. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yep, driving to Chicago John muttered. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So the woman enters the next room and there sits George on his bed with a full hard-on masterbating violently. --------------------------------------------------------------------
U.s. Patrol Ship On Alert In Persian Gulf
U.S. patrol ship on alert in Persian Gulf 16 Feb 2007 Every day the 30 sailors on this coastal patrol ship [the Firebolt] in the Persian Gulf are on alert. Soon the Firebolt will be joined in the region by one of the Navy's most heavily armed behemoths: the 1,092-foot-long carrier John C. Stennis, with a crew of 5,000 and more than 80 warplanes. The Stennis will head a strike force of destroyers, cruisers and submarines deployed to the region by the Bush regime amid heightened tensions with Iran.,1,1731847.story
3 Doors Down~kryptonite
I took a walk around the world to Ease my troubled mind I left my body laying somewhere In the sands of time I watched the world float to the dark Side of the moon I feel there is nothing I can do, yeah I watched the world float to the Dark side of the moon After all I knew it had to be something To do with you I really don't mind what happens now and then As long as you'll be my friend at the end If I go crazy then will you still Call me Superman If I'm alive and well, will you be There holding my hand I'll keep you by my side with My superman might Kryptonite You called me strong, you called me weak, But still your secrets I will keep You took for granted all the times I Never let you down You stumbled in and bumped your head, if Not for me then you would be dead I picked you up and put you back On solid ground If I go crazy then will you still Call me Superman If I'm alive and well, will you be There holding my hand I'll keep you by my side with my S
Job Interview In India
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mujibar said, "I am ready." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister manager, I am ready." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The manager said, "Go ahead." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"
3 Doors Down~here Without You
A hundred days had made me older since the last time that I saw your pretty face A thousand lights had made me colder and I don’t think I can look at this the same But all the miles had separate They disappeared now when I’m dreaming of your face I’m here without you baby but your still on my lonely mind I think about you baby and I dream about you all the time I’m here without you baby but your still with me in my dreams And tonight it’s only you and me The miles just keep rolling as the people either way to say hello I hear this life is overrated but I hope it gets better as we go I’m here without you baby but your still on my lonely mind I think about you baby and I dream about you all the time I’m here without you baby but your still with me in my dreams And tonight girl it’s only you and me Everything I know, and anywhere I go it gets hard but it won’t take away my love And when the last one falls, when it’s all said and done it get hard but it won’t take
2nd Time Around
Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep sleep. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, "You died in your sleep, Ralph." Ralph was stunned. "I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- St. Peter said, "I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back: as a chicken." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A rooster strolled past. "So, you're the new hen, eh? How's your first day here?" -----------------------------------
Tiffs Contest
so yeah im still making morphs for anyone who drops 50 or more comments for tiffs contest i really want her to win this one so if you give her 50 or more comments send me a message and ill start working on your morph blahidontlikeyou the future Mrs HELLCAT~PATRON FAMILY~@ CherryTAP and please repost so all your friends can see thanks Beth
10 Reasons To Get Absolutely Fucking Plastered Tonight
10. Word on the street is the booze has been trash talking you all day. 9. Dude, after what you did last time, you gotta go back out there and explain yourself. 8. Churchill and FDR got drunk, Hitler didn’t. So what are you, some kind of Nazi? 7. If you don’t you’ll wake up in the morning all bright eyed and bushy tailed, and who the hell wants to go through life acting like a goddamn squirrel? 6. Your friends can’t have a good time without you. 5. Your friends might have a good time without you. 4. You’re under a lot of stress and if you don’t get crazy drunk you might do something crazy sober. 3. Hemingway shot himself after being sober for two months. 2. When your coworkers ask "What did you get up to last night?" you can smile all cool like and say "Maaaaaan, you don’t wanna know," instead of chirping "I alphabetized my DVD collection and found out I have two copies of The Truth About Cats and Dogs! Two!" 1. It’s so much easier to ring up those o
It's So Cold!!!
I'm sick and tired of this cold weather. Where's global warming when you need it?! Now, every time I drive past a big SUV I shout, "AMEN BROTHER! WAY TO BE!" Finally somebody's putting out an effort to make it warmer! Then, when I see little hybrid cars I flip them off. They're the reason it's so damn cold, those inconsiderate pricks. Thank you, Taylor.
I Got New Shoes!
Saturday In The Winter
This has had all promise of being a lousy day but it has been pretty darn good. Woke up to more snow and cold and that delayed my trip to the gym but when I got there, I had a fantastic workout. In addition I got to see a bunch of my old friends and even workout with a former client who is begging me to come back. After the time at the gym, had a nice lunch and then watched NASCAR on TV. Now I'm playing on Cherry Tap and interacting with a bunch of my new friends here. Hope all of you are having a great day too, hope to talk to you later.
Michael Hussar
Here is a link to Michael Hussars website his art is quite fascinating Michael Hussar
New Guestbook Added To My Profile:)
Yep! Saw this fabulous new feature on another page and just had to have one:) I wanna see all my sexy cherries add their picture to it too, don't be shy...just do it, and leave me a sexy message with it;)
The Taxidriver;-)
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. 'Come with me', said St. Peter to the taxi driver. The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an Olympic size pool. 'Wow, thank you', said the taxi driver. Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rugged old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set. 'Wait, I think you are a little mixed up', said the priest. 'Shouldn't I be the one who gets the mansion? After all I was a priest, went to church every day, and preached God's word.' 'Yes, that's true. But during your sermons people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed!'
Lick It Up Bitch!
Females can't cum from sex UNLESS, they're on top..and they're on top why? so they can stimulate their doin' their lil snake charm grindin'grab on our pelvic bones..which..really does nothin' for the key **** first..make her cum a few times...numb her up..then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up in the end, however u like...... now once ur inbetween her legs..don't just ****in' dive in there like a bum at a thanksgiving charity dinner...take your ****in'time I know **** is nearly irresistable...but don't act like it is.. lick her inner thighs, kiss them..kiss around her **** lips..kiss the lips etc. etc..finally once u've got your tongue on her clit..this is what u do..(u can use ur hands to spread her lips here if u want..that's all's easier to make em cum w/their lips u have easier access to their clit) now...roll the tip and somewhat flat part of your tongue around the
I Dont Understand
it was a chilly Valentines Day when i had to go to the doctors for my monthly prenatal check up.. im in the room waiting to see the Dr. and when he went looking for the heart beat was unable to find it so sent me for a ultrasound.. karen the tech did the ultrasound.. and all you saw was the baby with no heart beat i knew it was bad but hurt even more with Dr. Bennie coming into the room and said Gia im so sorry.. who do you need to call.. funny who do i call.. no one lives near by anymore.. so i called Terry in hysterics.. didnt know who to actually turn to.. called a few more ppl.. but of course none of them live in the same state as me..then called the baby's "father" who was visiting his girlfriend in Texas... at that point i realized how much he cared.. then ended up in the hospital for them to induce labor.. went through it all night.. talking to Terry and Brian.. while in labor.. they were the hands i got to hold over the phone.. not the baby's "father"... then at 535 am Emma Ros
My Own Private Iraq
Self Discipline
Silence and self-control permeate the entirety of our lives." The Creator gave us all the Red Road and on this Red Road we are required to think and act in a spiritual way. To make sure I conduct myself according to the Red Road, I must make sure I develop my self discipline. Self control works best when we pray for the courage and power to do the will of the Great Spirit. We are here on the earth to do the will of the Great Spirit. Sometimes, we must battle ourselves to do this. Great Spirit, help me to have my self- control guided by spiritual ways. In my walk I ask that you help me to see myself openly and to be able to continually work in progress to make my life walk right in your ways. Please allow me wisdom to see, Humility to learn, and love to treat others as I wish to be treated. >~rebelbreed~
Why Does It Have To Go Like This????
First – Wow…she/he is beautiful. I wonder if they will even notice me. I am going to leave a comment, maybe even a little email message Second – Wow….they wrote me bake…..K, I’m going to read and answer the other emails first (saving the best, and currently most important for last), because, if it’s a positive response, I don’t want to be distracted in my reply. Third – Damn, was I to forward, did I say anything to give them the wrong idea, or show too much of my feelings. Fourth – They want to meet……ok, how do I do this without sounding too anxious of scare them off by sounding needy or desperate. ….or, alternatively, and very common… How do I ditch the bf / gf long enough to meet this person and see if they are all I think they are! Fifth – “Sorry I couldn’t make it…lets do it another time” (I couldn’t get away, I was scared, Something really did come up) - ON THE OTHER END – Sure honey I understand (“no I don’t, must have a bf / gf and couldn’t get away, or
DAMN IT!!!! i dont understand fucken people!! why when talking to someone another always have to put there 2 cents in too!!! just fucken leave it alone grr... an why is it that when if u are friends with a couple. an one of em gets mad at you cause they are a lil fucken whinnier! that they both suddenly become bitchy!!!! WTF is ur issues! ive been getting hella pissed off with our living conditions. an i know everyone will just say well then move out! its not that easy. so at first it was me an the couple living together for a year all was great, no fights arguments nadda. well some but ill get to em, then i go to manitoba for a month to visit my family get a call from one of em askin if it was ok for one of their friends to move in. k cool at least this time i was asked!!! sorry to the ones that read this im not always this bitchy, just when i have to deal with fucken morons! but the main things that piss me off is, he gets pissed off to easy, at anything an ever
Do You Have An Only Child? This Might Be For You
The Seven Sins of parenting an only child.... 1. Overindulgence - both material and Emotional .. now even those with more children have to admit that they did both with their first child, it seems impossible not to just because they are new to you, they become your world, they help you get your life together if you were having trouble doing that before they came into your life. Keep in mind though that this can spell disaster in the future especially if you end up with other children or if you learn moderation early on it can be managable. 2. Overprotection - Now in these days and age it is hard not to be overprotective of any children you have be they your only or amongst several in a brood. But you also have to keep in mind that children who are hampered in their confidence building early on because their parents were very overprotective, often end up with social issues and anxiety as they get older. Protect, know where they are and what they are doing but don't breath down the
An Oldie But A Goodie
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God Love That Pig
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour! (Don't try this at home, maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the leng
damn it shit fuck son of a bitch i'm getting sick of this disposable obviouse chump material kiss my ass shit in a hat piss up a tree tkae a flying leap and french kiss my ass is it to much to fucking ask for someone who understands fadelity well fuck me this vent was brought to you by the madman babbling system, in case of an actual vent seek shelter in the nearest bar
The Naughty Application
MY NAUGHTY APPLICATION (repost) date: 2007-02-06 13:46:48 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 20. How many times would you like to orgasm? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GiRLFRiEND- REPOS
Call Me
Send me a voice comment. It's FREE! Just call 1-641-985-7800 and enter *3296903. If you get one too, I'll reply.
I Shall.
Dear Cupcake, Here is your single's love horoscope for Saturday, February 17: If at all possible, jump out of bed and strike out in a random direction. Talk to a stranger or three; duck into someplace you've never been. New experiences feed your heart and mind now, so dig in!
1588 Comments To Go..
Hey people .. Come help me wrap up this contest.. 1588 comments to go.. Please help a girl out.. For the person who gets me my 15,000 comments and emails me first saying they did.. I will buy them a silver motorcycle.. Thank you Everyone that helped out so far.. Lots of love goes out to you.. And a big kiss to the few main people who comment bombs me everyday.. you know who you are.. I loves you guys!!! you kick Ass!! Well here's the link.. you know how it goes.. Lots of Love and Kisses _~Pole Princess~
Something Fishy
The Pussy Creation Seven wise men, With knowledge so fine, Created a pussy, To their design. First was a butcher, Smart with wit, Using a knife, He gave it a slit. Second was a carpenter, Strong and bold, With a chisel and hammer, He gave it a hole. Third was a tailor, Tall and thin, Using red velvet, He lined it within. Fourth was a hunter, Short and stout, With a piece of fox fur, He lined it without. Fifth was a fisherman, Nasty as hell, Threw a fish in, And gave it a smell. Sixth was a preacher, Whose name was McGee, Touched it and blessed it, And said it could pee. Last came the sailor, Dirty little runt, Sucked it and fucked it, And called it a cunt!!!
How To Comment Bomb!
It's very simple. Open up 2-4 pages of what your bombing on (number you open depends on the speed of your pc/internet). Size them so they all can fit on your screen at once. BOMBS AWAY! Most use one of 2 methods when bombing. Hold one key(fffff) or the random keys (lskdn). There is no sense in leaving normal comments for someone in a contest, chances are they arent even going to see them anyways. Here is a screen shot of how your set up should look when bombing. Hope this helps those who are new and don't know how to bomb.
Ahhh Race Season And Other Crap....
Woohoo! NASCAR race season is starting up and I'm soooo excited! Racing has got to be my biggest passion....well that and cute guys! There are some really cute guys in NASCAR but I have one in mind that is very close to my heart. He knows who he is...hehe! Shhhh! My Valentine's Day was actually pretty good...I did some homework and watched some TV. I think you are looking at the happiest person after a breakup you'd ever see! I am free! I am free! Right now, I am trying to clear out some clutter around here...I am not carting all this shit across country! No way! I'm so excited about starting my new life, in a new place, with possibly a new man...everything is coming together for me now! Woohoo! So excited! Til next time.... Much love to my Cherry peeps! :-) Kristie24
My Friend....
Not Complaining
The photos are all taken by me of me. Yes, I am a narcissistic twat. How did I edit them? I used Picasa, free software available from Google. Questions? Feel free to ask. I may or may not answer.
Redneck Valentines Day Poem
ok, i know that valentines day is over, but my friend sent me this and i just had to share it with everyone. Red-Neck Valentine's Love Poem Collards is green my dog's name is Blue and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like corn silk a-flapping in the breeze Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas. You move like the bass, which excite me in May. You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway. Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan. Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can. You have som'a yore teeth, for which I am proud; I hold my head high when we're in a crowd. On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms, well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms. Still them fellers at work, they all want to know, what I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe. Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there fer yore man, to patch up life's troubles and fix what you can. Yo're as cute as a
I Love The Internet
Internet dating You can't be defeated Never rejected Just deleted You can end an conversation Without saying a word A click of the mouse If preferred Or you may even Make some friends Some will last Some will end
Just Stuff
I haven't been writing much latly. All kinds of crazy stuff going on. But, I'm not writing about it. I need to foucous on the positive things. It's a nice sunny day outside. I went to a fun valentines party lastnight. There was a bulliton posted for it on the 15th. I somehow missed it though. They called me shortly after midnight and asked what I was doing. I was already drunk by that time though. So I couldn't drive out there. Someone came by and picked me up to bring me to the party. That was cool. I hang around with a very nice group of people. I didn't have valentines stuff to give to people, but ohwell. I usually give random stuff to people when I think it fits them anyway. Some of my valentines were themed towards following my raindbow. And coming to the other side of the rainbow. That's deffinatly not happening. It's kinda funny that people put stuff like that though. Valentines Day was interesting. ( not really ) I just went to school, took my ex to the h
Emotions The echo of every heartbeat reflects the agony of my emotions. Emotions that are like a piece of thread waiting to snap, I love him so much it hurts, pain and loneliness are all I feel. Alone and afraid of never being complete, that is the way I feel. Just to think of never being close to him. Near him I feel happy and safe, I close my eyes to picture him here with me. He holds the answers to my questions, he is the key to these emotions. Only he can fulfill this pulsing need to devour my hunger of him. I want him, I need him, not only physically, but emotionally as well. I want to reach out for him, yet I am scared he will turn away. Michelle Yvonne Morales
* Meditation * The Maharic Seal *
Meditation - The Maharic Seal This meditation technique is part of the Keylontic science teachings that are published by There is an excellent introduction to the Freedom Teachings here. I have been using the techniques and information presented there since 2003, and I can honestly say they are very beautiful and powerful. They facilitate a very natural and individual journey that is challenging at times, in terms of the classic spiritual metaphor of holding a mirror to one's self. But it is immensely rewarding and loving, in the sense of the absolute awe that one begins to feel breathing in every living thing, large and small. I find it really helps with concentration and shifting blockages in my body more easily. Once you get used to doing the technique it doesn't take very long. There are other techniques on the azurite press website here. If you decide to explore the techniques and material further, be sure to read this guide first. The Eckasha Ma
Decision We both now what happiness is but never really had it until now; love me, and experience me without fear. Do it for life or even for a moment, no regrets, completely, and utterly, don't leave me here alone, I beg you , my heart is yours, live in me , make love to me, experience me without shame ; even if the world is against us, live the experience, and take notice how I am . . . how I feel inside. Michelle Yvonne Morales
The Way I Feel
All my life I have felt alone, and incomplete a since of not belonging. The need as well as yearning to escape that empty feeling, nevertheless utter detachment distant hardend with each passing moment. At other times through a fog of indifference the strangest notion of being encased in ice. Watching my family through a frozen wall; shuttering in coldness. I believe my mother did the best she could with me, although I feel I constantly disappoint her. Michelle Yvonne Morales
Coming Around Again
for a long time i have been really weird about the computer world, now that i have faced that fear, i see it was all in my head. what a dipshit i have been. thanks to all you cool people out there, i am now having fun and realizing this is cool beans. thanks everyone!!
Not A Good Week
Hope all the folks in Alabama faired well in the storm we had last week! The hail was so loud, bf and I could not hear each other speak! Bf has been having trouble keeping anything down. Has managed to keep fruits down but nothing more. He had been stopped up for about two weeks and that fixed itself! I have been having problems with my arm, which is why I have not been on much. From my neck, shoulder blade, under arm, to elbow has been very, very painful! My appetite has been wavering as well. Did not feel hungry last night but tummy 'growled' at me all night. Along with my arm, I got little sleep. Went to bed with a migrane and woke up with it! Took excedrin migrane for it and it did not work! Tried to eat a little oatmeal this morning to see if it would tone down this headache. Felt like throwing up all day. I am not a morning person! The only thing I can tolerate is coffee. It is usually noon or late afternoon before I can eat anything. On rare occasions, I ca
From A Man To A Woman
From A Man To A Woman I dream of you every time I close my eyes, I see your face and then you smile. I look at you and I wonder, why our paths have never crossed? I feel your presence in the air, I long for your touch I swear. Tenderly I'll hold your hand, softly I will kiss your lips. For I am amazed by your inner beauty, your sensitivity of my needs and I of yours. I shall worship and hold you in the highest regard. I will walk by your side and never behind or in front of you. For I am into you and pray that you are into me. I hold what you say to be true and will not second guess you. I know of your hurt, for I have been hurt too. Healing can be such a hurting pain and the process so slow. But we shall live for the hope of a better tomorrow, and pray that we make it through another day. The silence of the loneliness we felt, the isolation from seeing old friends and having To make new ones, can hurt and yet, feel good at the sam
Neitczhe's Pick-up Lines #1
God is dead, can I have a pity fuck?
are there any single ladies lookin here in sc for a good one woman man? hit me up
Our Sexual Dance
Our Sexual Dance It's hot, we're close Touching, grinding, Sweating rhythmically as one. My body one yours, you pushing back Our dancing has just begun. Fast songs, slow songs and songs in-between I danced all night with this man of mystery. As the tempo changed with each song Our bodies moved with every beat Faster, slower, harder, softer Feeling your intensity through my feet. I felt your oblong extension stretch my walls Making me squirm with delight Lifting my legs, spreading them apart Keeping my flower in plain sight. As our dance took a turn, you took the lead And on my back is now where i lay Just as my love land got juicy with Pretty Ricky Between my legs is where you decided to play. As R. Kelly tried to keep it on the low You pushed your face into me "Nice & Slow" I felt you sing each word on my walls And climaxed just as Alicia began to fall. Controlling my orgasm like a boss Flipping me with such ease My salad you began
Too Many Walls Just Keep Going Up In My Life
Current mood: scare and worried. since I could not find the stamp for song I currently playing, I am kind of watching the Move A Walk To Remember, and listening to Many Moore's song Only Hope. I have marked my life to a Walk To Remember, even though no one is sick like the girl was in this movie, but then again I cannot say anyone is not sick as of yet, this movie will always be my movie I relate to it no matter what. Life does so many things to people these days, it just aint funny anymore. I know when me and my ex broke up in one the weirdest ways it could have ever happen, all I ever wanted to do was see her one last time. Then my parents spoke to me stating she may come back one day, my fathrr never got so close to me as he did and never though I hear the words he stated that day, that if it was meant to be she will come back. My mom said the same, but was just unhappy with how it all happened. My mother spoke to me and we talked and talked, she told me how she
I don't even know if anybody actually reads these blogs. They must, or blogs wouldn't be so freaking popular. The huge invisible committe of "THEY" have decided that "THEY" want to know the intimate stupid, unimportant details of various individuals lives. How nice. In any case, my world has taken a whirlwind turn. I don't talk about any personal stuff to anybody, which can be attested to by my friends, coworkers, and aquaintances. When you see me, everything is good, even if it isn't. And to be honest, it hasn't been good for a while. But, shhhhhh, you didn't hear that. Afterall, I am invincible and untouchable. .......right...... For the most part I am ambivalent to the changes in my personal situation. But tonight, a chord was struck and now I'm thinkin. Ever notice how easy it is to take someone for granted? Especially if they have proven reliable and steady in your past experience? You almost forget they are even there, till something extreme happens. Then
Update From Last Blog
Update from last entry... I've been up for nearly 24 hours, but after we threw our route again at 5:30 PM. We came home and told everyone, than we went to the police station in Hesperia. No one was there, but there was a phone that connects you from outside, so we used that. They called my husband on his cell phone 45 minutes later, my husband told them what was going on, and they basically said there is nothing they can do yet. So, then my husband called the paper again and talked to them AGAIN about all of this... we were told to fold our papers at the paper's parking lot or somewhere else in Victorville, than go to our route. What's the fucking point? These people know our route and what time we show up. We explained that. She didnt care. I told Matt fine, but if I get raped or murdered or something and he is still alive... because we all know that I'm an easy target... than sue the fuck out of paper. So, in other words... we are doing are route again tonight, going
Pieces Of April
The Battle To Believe
The Battle To Believe Everything comes together when it all breaks down I will live forever but will it be with a frown I’m drowning in tomorrow as last night crucifies me only such splendid sorrow could make me happy Trapped in freedom’s cage my sentence never to be rescinded desperately fighting rage a tear that cannot be mended I see the pain you hide and it overwhelms me something greater waits outside yet it indwells me Emptiness holds out its hands while fulfillment punches the sky somewhere between these two lands His hands bleed as He dies The road where all paths cross the cross where all wounds heal a paradise thought to be lost is the world love will reveal. Timothy L. Taylor
The Survey
BEDROOM SURVEYTAKE THIS SURVEY!Do you have the following in your bedroom?Condoms:yes..king sizeCell phone:yesBook shelf:yesCouch:noFuton:noComputer/laptop:yesPictures:yesMirror:yes Skateboard:noBed:yes..king size alsoClothes on the floor:lol omg you cant see the floorSurfboard:noSmoke detector:yesPiano/keyboard/Guitar/bass/drums:noLocking door:yesBottle of water:yesBlacklight:noLava Lamp:no I wishMedals/ribbons:noCDs:tonsFlag:nopeStop sign/any sign:nopePaintball gun:nopeReal Gun:yesCigarettes:nopePot:maybeAny drugs:maybeAlcohol:yesBooks:tonsps2:nopeXbox:nopeGamecube:nopeStereo:yesGum:yesHow many windows do you have in ur room:2What is the color of your walls?marroon wallpaperDo you get ready for the day in your room or the bathroom?bothWhat's on your walls?pics of dad Has the opposite sex been in your room before?multiple times..and multiple peopleHas the opposite sex been on your bed?umm yesHas the opposite sex slept in your bed?unless I kick them out before morningEver had sex in you
Angel Of Hope, Hmmmm
You scored as Angel of Hope. You were and Angel of Hope! Before you were sent down to Earth to be tested and live like a human, you were what gave hope to people and made them feel secure. When humans felt hopeless and as though their world was going to crash on them, you cheered them up and filled them with hope. They felt your presence even though they could not see youAngel of Hope100%Angel of Prayer93%Angel of Guidance79%Guardian Angel68%Angel of Good Fortune46%Angel of Death0%What kind of an Angel were you before your life on Earth? (kool anime pics)created with
Momentous What is a moment, is it just a minute of your time, the second when you find the right rhyme or something even more sublime; when the clock stops when lovers collide when hearts crack when planets align; it’s but a moment an undefined amount of time that comes and goes that conquers and divides. Where do moments go and how do we decide what makes a moment distinct from other spans of time does a moment last forever or does it just die; will we outlive the moment of goodbye or does the Moment take us to the Other Side? Timothy L. Taylor
The Princess Story
This is a story I wrote for a woman who had a desire to be "lorded over" as she put it. She took to calling me "Daddy" and referred to herself as my "Princess". ------------------------------------------------- You walk into the kitchen after running errands and I am standing there by the fridge, half looking for something to snack on, half wasting time til you get home. I turn and around and smile as you walk over to me. We kiss, once on the lips, then on your forehead as I stroke your head, running my hand from the top of your head down the lenght of your hair. "How's my Princess today?" I ask. You tell me you are doing fine, but had a long day full of running around from place to place taking care of things. I give you a sympathetic look and another kiss on the forehead, then I turn you around and put my arms around you. We stand there for a moment, not saying anything, simply enjoying the feeling of being together. Then I take your hand and lead you into the bedroom, locking t
Suffocation tonight in sydney, first time to Australia, should be a blast, will be plenty of beers consumed. m/
A Wife's Revenge
A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him out of the house, into the tool shed in their back yard and put his penis in a vice. Securing it tightly and removing the handle of the vice, she then picked up a hacksaw. Terrified, her husband screamed, "Stop! Please! You aren't going to cut it off, are you?" Placing the saw in her husband's hand and with a gleam of revenge in her eye, the wife replied, "Of course not! I'm going to set fire to the shed. You do whatever you have to do!"
What's Up???
First blog on this place...gotta say, I am impressed so far. Thanks Liz for inviting me here...
Thanks to all my friends, and fam. For allowing me to help and bomb for you! I find great joy in this cause I have no other friends or any stich of a life. But when I ask for you to help me It will not be 75,000 times. I will ask once and hope that you "my friends" will answer the bell. "DING DING"
Things I've Learned
These are a few things I've learned over my life. I am writing them down here because I think they might be helpful to others. 1. Never tell a hermaphrodite to go fuck them self.......they can. 2. Always watch your head when going to place your little one in the car seat. The kids head is usually higher then yours is. My poor son, I think he only cried because he realised we were related. 3. When getting high don't over do it. After 6 joints you don't get any higher, just lower in your stash. 4. If all the guys at the black tie affair have the same exact tuxedo on.....they all dressed correctly. If two gals have the same dress on at it.......IT'S WAR 5. If you are over 30...don't use the trampoline you bought the kids. There come an age when one should never try to put one's ass over their head and bounce. 6. Dogs don't like trampoline's 7. Never fart around a blind skunk, it just makes them horney. 8. Having sex doggy style does not mean humping your wife's leg. 9
How To Say No To Your Toddler
Why is it hard to say no? IT JUST IS. most of us don't like confrontations and would rather avoid them at almost any cost. I know there are some I would for sure. Faced with an argument our blood pressure goes up and our palms begin to sweat. Confrontations simply are not fun, especially with a toddler or child. Everyone enjoys watching other people enjoying themselves, and if the happy person is our own child the pleasure is more than doubled. Yet having a good time can sometimes be dangerous and we have to draw the line somewhere. We all have excuses why we don't want to push the matter with our children, we don't want to sound like our parents, we know they are tired and confronting them and saying no I don't want you to do that will likely trigger a tantrum or pouting spree... the list could go on but you have to put aside any feelings of guilt, loss of control, our own depression issues and find a way to be firm and yet not cruel to our children when we know they are gettin
The First Blog
Just Figured I'd post a few. This as the subject says is my first CT Blog.. A little about me? I'm 6'4 tall, blonde hair, and blue eyes.. (Going bald) LoL so time to shave it.. I currently have 4 kids.. But trust me.. WHen the kids go to zzz. I'm a kid myself. I'm sure one of the first comments put on after this will say that about me. ANy questions feel free to whisper me, stop by my page and rate me. Have a good one.
I'm Sorry!
I'm sorry I disappointed you. I'm sorry that I took your smile and made it into a frown. I'm sorry I killed your 'cited you had for me. I'm sorry that you may walk away. I'm sorry that for a moment I may have come off like any other bitch, when that isn't me. I'm sorry that my cooties, are mine and I am selfish and don't want to share them with you. I'm sorry that I'm a bitch, and just wanted to be your bitch. I'm sorry that I took what you were looking forward to in the long run of an "us" and killed your want. I'm sorry that you got me all hot and horny and I got sick. I'm sorry that you are a punk ass. I'm sorry that it will take me coughing and snotting on you one day for you to appreciate my being sick today. I'm sorry that one day, you will look into my eyes and see my truths and like me for them. I'm sorry that I dig you. I'm sorry you taught me to chase. I'm sorry that I played *tag* with you. I'm sorry that all I want to do is kiss
So, this weekend I am blessed with the pleasure of staying at my dads house, a rather rare occasssion if I say so myself... Reason for me not always wanting to come here is simply i have nothing to do at all. He works on weekends so I by myself with nothing to do for hours on end, which maybe isn't such a bad thing... I watch a little TV then sleep some more, whatever... Well, good news on this is I can go to the coffee house thing to get online, and I can go chill at the tattoo parlor at night and make a couple bucks. Yanno? I guess in the end the boring shit and the fun shit even each other out.. Who knows. My mouth tastes like cigarettes... Yum =) -Jackii-
Pleasure's Flame
Standing behind His heart’s desire He touched her Setting her on fire She leaned against His steel frame Feeling his breath Building her flame His breath she felt Upon her neck Whispering his love Within each peck Fingers roam Across her skin Her ache for him Burning deeper within Their lips meet With great yearning Tongues dancing Passions burning Bodies heated Clothes removed With heat from both Nakedness soothed He lifts her up Her legs wrap around Holding her there As if she were bound Entering her Feeling her heat Holding her tight But still so sweet Riding him still Nails digging in She arches her back To go deeper within He grasps her hips holding her close His fire burns hot From a spark it rose They both felt Heat from the other Passion engulf them Both as a lover They both explode Cumming together Holding each other Flames burning forever
Password Rejected..
PASSWORD REJECTED Body: A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, she told him that he would now need to enter a password...something he could remember easily and will use each time he has to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in.... P... E... N... I... S... His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied: ***PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***
This Is Why I Dont Do Messenger
Show Recent Messages (F3) payneindhouse is currently not in your Messenger List. Add to your Messenger List (Ctrl+Shift+A) Report as Spam (Alt+Shift+R) payneindhouse: hello stupid u behave like somebody insane but i will get u, get that. brenda white: im scared you asshole payneindhouse: you are a real motherfucker payneindhouse: and i will fuck you anytime payneindhouse: u are a piece of shit payneindhouse: how there u call me asshole payneindhouse: come lets get it on u bitch payneindhouse: are u scared of me swain brenda white: you are not even on my level dude payneindhouse: i can fuck u any time of the day payneindhouse: look who is talking about level brenda white: sure you can payneindhouse: yes i can , have got the mind to that payneindhouse: are u chicken minded payneindhouse: payneindhouse: come on lets get on with it, if you have the nerves BUZZ!!! payneindhouse: hey sucker are you there payneindhouse: talk to me before i fire yr pussy brenda
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De Es Schwertberger
Just wanted to share this artwork here is a link to his site De Es Schwertberger
My Prince
Well its Febuary 17, 2007 and my son Manny is 7 months old now....hes crawling really well now....pulls himslef up on whatever he can....has 5 teeth and two comin in....sometimes he can be a handful but i can always manage to sooth him when he gets fussy....for the past 4 days he has been sick....with what i have no clue as of yet....ill have to take him to the dr.s this comin week....he seems like hes getting better by the day cause ive been giving him infant tylenol and hes mainly been sleeping to sleep it off so i dont bother him unless i have to change his diaper and/or his clothes
Taking A Break From Here.....
there are a lot of things going on with me right now.... a lot of upsetting things.... and i need to take a break..... i feel like i'm losing everyone around me...... and it's breaking my heart.... my friends are my lifelines.... the only thing that keeps me grounded.... keeps me from breaking down and slipping into the dark recesses of depression. i have felt more accepted in CT and at the dungeon then i ever have... even with my RL family. i've made some dear friends on here... been with me through it all. but i've made a lot of mistakes... gotten in over my head... and gotten other people in trouble inadvertently... and i can't handle it. those of you that are close to me you know how to reach me.... i'll be there.... i'll always be there... but as of right now... i need a break for a day or so to sort through my feeling and emotions... cuz right now my heart is breaking and depression is setting in... for i fear i'm losing someone that i've come to care very deeply for... you know
Shit Happens...
Wow some people get pissed when they agree to things but yet... right now its my fault if I am pg. Sorry baby cakes it takes 2. Honestly I dont care if I am cause I know I can support the kid on my own with out the fathers help. I was pg 2 other times an I have gotten threats before and here we ago with the threats again... Sorry but threats aint going to work for me. Like I say Shit happens hey... And ya if I am PG IM FUCKEN PROUD OF IT~!~!~
Im An Angel Of Guidance
You scored as Angel of Guidance. You were the Angel of Guidance! Before you were sent down to Earth to be tested and be a human, you used to guide people in the right direction when they faced a problem or a seemingly hopeless situation. You looked out for humans using the stars as your eyes during the night when it was dark. Even today as a human, your friends and family often ask you for advice and always trust you because you know what is right and lead everyone in the right direction. Angel of Guidance93%Guardian Angel89%Angel of Death71%Angel of Hope57%Angel of Prayer43%Angel of Good Fortune39%What kind of an Angel were you before your life on Earth? (kool anime pics)created with
My New Job
Well, I started my new job, back in Goodlettsville, Tennessee. I used to work for the CEO of this company about 6 years ago, and happened to call him for a job reference, and ironcally enough, he needed someone, and I really wanted to go back to work there. I just went back to work this past week, and it was WONDERFUL. I am still residing in Ky, but traveling twice a week to work. I am working 4 days, and then being home for 3. Dreams are going to be fulfilled, and life is peachy. I hope everyone is doing well, and god bless all... Sami
How Do You Forget An Angel
How do you forget an angel Though you've never met She touched your heart for reasons you still don't get She made you smile each day But yet you could not bring to light the words you wanted to say How much you could care, how much you fear When you want so much this angel so near
So True
So What Does Nsfw Really Mean ;)
NSFW - means not safe for work but what other sayings can we make out of it here are a couple to give you an idea of what i thinking of lol *Not Safe For Wanking *No Sex For Wankers *Not Sexy For Wanking ---------------------- i have a few more but i wanna hear what u guys have to say lol it all just for a little fun - not havin a go at anyone ;) {{ S M I L E S }} --------------------------------------------------- updated ::.... {{THANKS U GUYS FRIGGIN ROCK TOO FUNNY}} grungle dreams of good stuff -- Naughty Sexy Freaky Women lil freak--CTAF #23 -- Nypho Sexual Fucking Women Not Safe For Weak-minded Throatfawk-- New Spies For Watching -- Naked Sluts For Webcam -- Never Stop Flagging Whores FATHEAD -- No Shit Fuck Wad!! -- Noobs Suck Fat Wankers -- Non Saluted Faggot Wannabees --
Real Deal !!!
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OK i thought thats would get your attention, So listen I am new here and I have been uploading photos and I was just wondering how many I can upload before I get to level 6 or are the pic uploads just not workin. Ok thanks. And hit me up so i can get to where i can add some more pics, cause i will def return the fav.
Meats Meier
I shall let the art speak for itself and here is a link to his website. Meats Meier
Come Touch Me
Stop By And Rate He He Went Ahead And Bought Game The Yacht For Me ..
Lips Hope This Work This Time!
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A Funny
Taking a wee break from the golf course, Tiger Woods drives his new Buick into an Irish gas station. An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is... "Top o' the mornin to ya". As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket. "So what are those things, laddie?" asks the attendant. "They're called tees," replies Tiger. "And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquires the Irishman. "Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Tiger. "Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaimes the Irish attendant. "Those fellas at General Motors think of everything...
Too Damn Funny!!!!! (and Pathetically True)
This was a bulletin that I reposted today and it's just too good to pass up! Stop by and show this guy some love if you can because this is the funniest thing I've read in a long damn time!!! :P ********************************************************************************* ********************************************************************************* I saw something new today, a different level of social extortion that just cracked me up....."Buy me Blast to see my NSFW pics" lmao. So I have to seize this moment before it gets away, cause so many times we wonder where terms or cliches' come from. Sooo... I, Majik, user #160789, hereby proclaim and add to the Cherry Tap Dictionary, that is level of social extortion be deemed "BLASTITUTION", and subsequently its endeavorers to be apply called "BLASTITUTES". Have as much fun with that as you like, as I know you will. Gimme a repost or a kudo if you see fit, no pressure or questioning your friendship involved there.
What Kind Of Angel
You scored as Guardian Angel. You were a guardian angel! Before you were sent down to Earth to live and be tested, you were a beautiful guardian angel who faught off evil and protected humans even the ones who didnt deserve it. You risked everything to protect them because for some reason you just naturally had a fondness of them. Humans felt protected when you were around even though they couldnt see you secretly keeping them safeGuardian Angel100%Angel of Hope89%Angel of Guidance89%Angel of Good Fortune75%Angel of Prayer68%Angel of Death39%What kind of an Angel were you before your life on Earth? (kool anime pics)created with
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New Ink Photo
Hey just got some fresh ink done, check it out and rate it with what you think it worth if you ask i will tell you the story behind it
This Is Me...
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To Realize....
To realize the value of ten years: Ask a newly divorced couple. To realize the value of four years: Ask two, now single, high school sweethearts. To realize the value of One years: Ask a student who has failed a final exam. To realize the value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born. To realize the value of one month: Ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby. To realize the value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize the value of one hour: Ask the lovers who are waiting to meet. To realize the value of one minute: Ask a person who has missed the train, bus or plane. To realize the value of one second: Ask a person who has survived an accident. To realize the value of one millisecond: Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics. Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when you can share it with "SOMEONE" special. The origin of thi
Uhhh K
Apparently someone named "Meg" joined and I was the refer o.O Well I do know a Megan, but she has a Cherry Tap and she doesn't really like it... I'm gonna assume that when I had linked the profile to my blogspot someone from there viewed it and joined. Cause I don't know anyone who looks like that or goes by Meg.
Things About Me
Well here is a bit where I hang out .. and what I love to do. Places I love to be are Its a place for Masters and Subs as well as a place to learn and explore submission. Anyone interested should try it out or contact me to find out more. Places I also go are School and work. Going to school to become an aviation Mechanic and then work at an ice cream and burger joint/grocery store Wanna know more get with me.
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Stay Strong
for every tear you cry Ill cry two, for every time you feel lonely remember me and each day when you think you cant go on know that there are people around who love you it may not be the same as what you want and it may not be as strong but if you let us we will help you through this and i know that i will be here every step of the way no matter how long it takes im always going to be here for you but you have to stay strong and promise me you wont give up because in the end you will come out of this stronger and we will all be here waiting for you waiting for the day the amazing man we all know to come back but until that day know that everything you go through I will go through with you and every hurt you feel I will feel twice as strong but you have to stay strong if for nothing more be strong for our lil girl...
Another Day
I woke up this morning to the sound of a buzzing. Being rushed once again for a long day of slaving just to live. I thought the night before maybe I'll wake up early tommorrow and have a good breakfast to start off the day good. Have a good day at work while I continue to imagine a better life where I can enjoy what I love to do and make a good living at it too. I woke wishing for a day of easy going minutes where people would walk around with happy thoughts of spending time with family and enjoying life to the fullest. They just want to be able to survive as if the world was back when people killed eachother for food and food alone . This world so far describes how far the earth and its creatures have gone. I woke with the idea of having a good day. Running to work not to be late , then later to serve the flock of human beings while they let their greed comsume everything that their lives had meaning for. Rubbing sleep out of my eyes and staggering around from lack of sleep, Wishing
My First...
still havent gotten it finished!! my guy said that its still not quite healed around the outlines and i need to wait another couple of days!! so wednesday is hopefully the day!!
Dedicated 2 My Moma
((((FOUND ON EMANONS PG)))))))) 'You can shed tears that she is gone, or you can smile because she has lived. You can close your eyes and pray that she'll come back, or you can open your eyes and see all she's left. Your heart can be empty because you can't see her, or you can be full of the love you shared. You can turn your back on tomorrow and live yesterday, or you can be happy for tomorrow because of yesterday. You can remember her only that she is gone, or you can cherish her memory and let it live on. You can cry and close your mind, be empty and turn your back. Or you can do what she'd want: smile, open your eyes, love and go on.' David Harkins (British Poet and Painter b.1958)
Doll Of Death
Death doll - Wide eyed morbid compose, Entombed a soul What did you believe? Ah, that moment you lifted her - Devil's burning shelf She might become YOUR darling Puppet? Look through clear eyes Bloody images swim - her porcelain head, Gory memoir sealed within- Dolly's pretty face - a shroud; Hidden behind unblinking black lashes, Murder, carnage Violence cut out- a delicate heart, Stitched deep, her soft body Once the collector's prize abused- Torn fabric, thin lacy frills fall to dust - Destructive light So long encased, small coffin; carved, fine detail, Unreadable...Kept her safe Waiting, in wait silently Macabre Grin, adorable and grim, frozen expression, Embossed - Her face Tinted fingertips, Oh, Crimson touched for tint, Bright against alabaster white Breathless Corpse "Un-Dead" "Little Red" One name inscribed, Souls beneath - dangling feet Does she move? Unseen Cree
Can't Chat Much Right Now
Hey folks, just wanted to drop a line to you all and let you know that I'm not avoiding you. We are still shoveling out from a minor blizzard, and the biggest thing right now is that a couple of days ago I had Lasik surgery on my eyes. My vision is awesome, I would highly recommend the surgery to everyone! My eyes are still adjusting and trying to read the small print in the shoutbox is a real pain. So if you shout at me, I'm not ignoring you, it's just agravating trying to read all the little type. This should go away in a few days after my eyes fully adjust. Hope everyone is having a blast!
Did You See A Monster?
Fangs dripping bloody vengeance, madness- Glowing eyes, sharp claws, horns of a shredded Devil? Did it howl, scream, tear at your unseen? The face of a wolf, a goat, perhaps an alien creature risen from the sea, Dropped from the sky? What did you see? Now tell me.... Did it ride upon a broom, cackle and laugh, Green skin, matted hair of black? Possibly it jumped through the trees, hissed and growled, heavy breath, Wings of a giant bat- Slink, slink, did it now from beneath your bed? Was it a haunt the ghost bleeding black? A demon sway, sway; Or the vicious painted clown? Whispers, whispers, whispers...your closet door cracked a bit to wide? Mutated beings, wild eyed...An army of long legged, venemous spiders- Was it King who first scared you or possibly Poe, Clive, Alfred, Miz. Mary Shelley? Did you see a monster? Oh I have seen them too... Not of creature so unfamiliar as you... A porcelain faced woman the handsome man, sly pre
Stop By And Help Me Out!
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Let's Be Specific
Sent: Friday, February 16, 2007 7:19 PM Subject: LET'S BE SPECIFIC Some of the wording is a bit harsh, but I believe this guy has a firm grip on what our so-called "leaders" are trying to do to this country. Read it and if you agree pass it on! (NOTE: I got this piece from my Captain of USS Nicholas DD-449 when we both served in the '60's!! He told me to read it an pass it along and I never disobey an order from my Caaptain!!!) LET'S BE SPECIFIC (By Brig. Gen. J. Cash, USAF, Ret) Due to the thunderous applause that I received from the far-left over the "I Am Tired" letter written by one of our troops in Iraq, I thought it prudent to follow up with one last attempt to be very specific about what I have observed and actually personally encountered during my 36 years of service to this Great Country. Unlike Bob McClellan, I will not continue to whine, twist and degrade our country's leaders on a weekly basis. Instead, this will be a one time input attempt
Gates Of Hell
Holding on to what one would assume to be dear life Feeling the layers of fog weighing on my every limb Pushing me through the gate to a scortching heat and blazing fire Gazing into another beings eyes taunting my every thought with what my future will bring
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Father May I Ask A Favor?
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?" "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused." Roaring with
Wicked Charm
You weave your spells in the stories you tell And the lies you whisper in my ear. You cast incantations to blind my eyes With the pain you are willing to share. Your tender caress Your gentle touch Leave scars forever burned in my skin. How can someone seem so beautiful Yet inside be as Evil as sin?
Human Experience
A nurse took the tired, anxious serviceman to the bedside. "Your son is here," she said to the old man. She had to repeat the words several times before the patient's eyes opened. Heavily sedated because of the pain of his heart attack, he dimly saw the young uniformed Marine standing outside the oxygen tent. He reached out his hand. The Marine wrapped his toughened fingers around the old man's limp ones, squeezing a message of love and encouragement. The nurse brought a chair so that the Marine could sit beside the bed.All through the night the young Marine sat there in the poorly lighted ward,holding the old man's hand and offering him words of love and strength.Occasionally, the nurse suggested that the Marine move away and rest awhile. He refused. Whenever the nurse came into the ward, the Marine was oblivious of her and of the night noises of the hospital - the clanking of the oxygen tank, the laughter of the night staff members exchanging greetings,
there waz a girl she whent to her doctor and said my husband wont have sex with me so the doctor said well try theze but just give'em 1 so she whent home and gave him 1 the next night the girl goes back to the doctor to see what would happen if she gsve him 2 and the doctor replied i have know idea but u can try it so she whent home and gave him 2 then the next day she whent back and said what happends if i give him the hole bottle the doctor replied i have know idea but u can try so when she got home she gave him the rest of the bottle the next night a cop was drivin passed and he stopped there waz a little boy on the stairs the cop asked were r ur mom and dad the boy said well MY MOM IS DEED MY SISTERS PREGNET MY BUT HOLE HURTS AND MY DAD IS ON THE COOLER SAYIN HERE KITTY,KITTY,KITTY!!!!
Do You Sense Me?
If mist curls around your feet, and the hair on the back of you neck stands on end, and you feel your heart grow cold..... you know I'm not far, When you feel your soul shrink away inside, when your mind goes blank and your breath freezes, you know I'm near, If you can feel me, you will not see me until your breath runs free, then you know I'll be by your side...
Like A Virgin
Battle Of The Sexes Goes On
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. MARRIAGE SEMINAR While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark! Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? A: The joystick is wet. Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles. Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? A: "Have another beer." Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers? Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear. Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it the looser it gets. Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up. Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common? A: They both wriggle when you eat them. Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ? A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too. Q: How do you
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* Kathara *
The Kathara Bio-Spiritual Healing System is the keystone teaching at the center of a huge body of material, all generically known as the "Freedom Teachings." These are all translated (not channeled) from Pre-Ancient, Pre-Atlantean, "Law of One" Maharata Texts, traces of which appear in various forms within many popular paradigms associated with "Ascension", "Merkaba", "Healing" and Personal-Spiritual "Empowerment." The tangible difference between popular paradigms & Kathara is the self-evident, and utterly profound, sense of depth, breadth, and sheer "rightness" that the materials inherently demonstrate; & to a degree truly beyond comparison. So much so, that the immense new scope is now available to develop evermore robust patterns for dramatic personal healing, growth & consciousness expansion. Kathara reveals the Anatomy of Creation, Core Structure, the blueprints & interconnectedness of all matter forms reaching far beyond the framework of all other holistic Healing Modalit
Ranting Again
so i guess ive kinda come to terms with my baby sister being pregnant. nothing i can do about it except be there for her and help her to make right decisions. today she called me balling talking bout bobby left me. he says i spend too much time with my family and friends, not enough attention for him. i was furious so i went to see her. then she told me that he said if she doesnt take him back by the time the baby is born hes gonna take her to court for custody of the baby. well this guy will never get custody of that baby, so i kinda snickered bout it. but this is the same guy that 5 minutes before called her a whore and said the kid isnt his. i really hope she doesnt take him back he really makes her feel bad about herself
His mirror of rust and lava-The third eye; My mirror of corpse blues-Death a wicked face, Captured Souls Burnt and cool to crack the glass; No carious decompose- Hands and hands nearly touch; Oh, but for the icy cold of my encasement Devil I- freeze a realm- Devil he-Burn passion's bloom, dust, ash, dust- Ah, his tomb-Ember walls swell a living thing- My breath blow slow, crystals fall-Snowy mist to fog his view; One bony finger-Trace a spell, "Within Hell" Follow me, follow me now...
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The Second Coming By Yeats
THE POEM INTERPRETATIONS Turning and turning in the widening gyre The falcon cannot hear the falconer; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity. Surely some revelation is at hand; Surely the Second Coming is at hand. The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out When a vast image out of Spritus Mundi Troubles my sight: somewhere in the sands of the desert A shape with lion body and the head of a man, A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun, Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds. The darkness drops again; but now I know That twenty centuries of stony sleep were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle, And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born? 1920
First One
alright guys, I am back. As some of you may know, I was on here awhile ago under the name of Ms.Fuckface. That was until I was deleted for an unknown reason and still, no one will tell me why. but thats over and done with. Im back now, under a new user name ( obviously!) and Im getting back into the swing of things! :) hope everyone has been having a good time on the site and partying it up!
* Kathara Grid *
(Kathara Grid - or Kathara 12-Tree is also known as The Tree of Life) The word Kathara refers to the Core Structure of Morphogenetic Fields, the Holographic Templates of Sound-Light and Scalar Waves that serve as the blueprints on which matter manifests. KA - Light, THA - Sound, RA - One. The Kathara Grid of the human body is the Core Holographic Template upon which the morphogenetic scalar-wave template, and all other levels of identity and form are built. It is the "Control Center" for manifestation of the Human Being. There are several structural levels of the Kathara Grid Level-1 Kathara = 12-Tree Grid with Kathara Centers & Kathara Lines Level-2 Kathara = Crystal Seals Grid & 15 Primary Chakras Level-3 Kathara = Diodic and Miodic Points Grid The Kathara Grid is the primary mathematical-geometrical organization of units of consciousness upon which Partiki units group to form morphogenetic field scalar grids. It is geometrically structured as 12 Primary Kathara Ce
Work An Family
Its been a roller coaster week there have been some asking why we havent been around alot on Tap this week ..We had a family emergency my wifes cousin died of a accidental overdose..stunned the whole family an they have all taken it hard ...then my wifes has some ongoing medical problems we thought where taken care of an they have resurfaced an Dr.'s are lost ...We havent forgot about our great friends on here we love ya guys ...just got alot going on right now guys have a good day ..Sam
Sweetest Kiss
The dark wooden doors of the crypt swung open. Emerald mist rolled out of the entry and clung to my cloak. Seductive whispers called me forth. This is the place I shall give myself to rebirth. My waist length flaxen hair swayed and flew into my view. Possessed by the voices I didn't miss a step. The doors slammed shut, the fog grew. Urging me to its Master. Out of the mahogany coffin rose the Lord of Vampires in fearless eyes I behold. He drank in my scent then pulled my warm body close. Sinking his fangs into my veins...I still felt no remorse.
Fleshlight..warning ... Lol
ho needs an xbox when you got a Fleshlight?! Some facts: The Fleshlight is a male sex toy, designed to emulate the sensation of various sexual acts for masturbational purposes. The Fleshlight gains its name from the flesh-like material used in its design, and from the plastic case that looks like a flashlight. Several inserts, including vagina, mouth, and anus-shaped holes, can be chosen from. The Fleshlight was designed by a former police officer who was looking for a means to overcome a period of abstinence while his wife was pregnant. It was granted a patent in 1998 as a "device for discreet sperm collection".
Figured You Out
How Did You Break Your Arm?
Even if you aren't a skier, you'll be able to appreciate the humor of the slopes. Conditions were perfect...12 below, no feeling in the toes, basic numbness all over...the "Tell me when we're having fun" kind of day. One of the women in the group complained to her husband that she Was in dire need of a rest room. He told her not to worry, that he was sure there was relief waiting at the top of the lift in the form of a powder room for female skiers in distress. He was wrong, of course, and the pain did not go away. If you've ever had nature hit its panic button in you, then you know that a temperature of 12 below doesn't help matters. With time running out, the woman weighed her options. Her husband, picking up on the intensity of the pain, suggested that since she was wearing an all- white ski outfit, she should go off in the woods and no one would even notice. He assured her, "The white will provide more than adequate camouflage." So she headed for the tree line, began lowe
Lifes Reflections
A Woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone." "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?" His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do not have a headache; I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.' It worked! The headaches are all gone." Well, that is wonderful." His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?" The husband agrees to try it. Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and
Sign Guestbook And Leave Voice Comment
Hello everyone. Please feel free tp stop by my page and sign my NEW guestbook. Also leave a voice comment to say "hi". I am on this site "CHERRYTAP" and the "other site" MYSPACE. (
Inside Yourself
It doesn't interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for, And if you dare to dream of meeting your heart's longing. It doesn't interest me how old you are. I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool for love, For your dreams, for the adventure of being alive. It doesn't interest me what planets are squaring your moon. I want to know if you have touched the center of your own sorrow, If you have been opened by life's betrayals Or have become shriveled and closed from fear of further pain! I want to know if you can sit with pain, Mine or your own, without moving to hide it or fade it, or fix it. I want to know if you can be with JOY, mine or your own; If you can dance with wildness and let the ecstasy fill you To the tips of your fingers and toes Without cautioning us to be careful, be realistic, Or to remember the limitations of being human. It doesn't interest me if the story you are telling me is true. I want to know
Yay For Me!!!
My son said his first word today!!!!!!!!!! He said MAMA!!!! *does happy dance* I'm so happy. :) I was playing with him this morning and he looked me dead in the face and goes "" It was so cute! Then he giggled and went back to smacking the window, lol.
I am lost in the darkness without you touch. I feel the air blowing misty rain threw my hair and runnng rivers of blodd around my feet. I blow a wicked kiss in the wind with tears in my eyes and pain in my heart and I say goodbye...... This longing I have inside, the fear of remembering what once was. The sound of your voice cries loud as thunder in my head. Now I'm alone, a creature like no other, I only can come to your bed in death I'm no longer yours, so I say goodbye...... You left me before I was turned all alone. I still remember the bitterness, the lies...I hate you as much as I loved you. You were never true, now I say goodbye...... You were once everything to me, my breath, my light, my hope, and will to live, but you stripped me of the love I had to give, so for that I say goodbye...... I curse the thought of you for a thousand years, frozen in time, no more tears, for I have new life, I am Immortal
Nicoderm Patch
Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals. One of them looks at the other one's penis and notices there's a Nicoderm patch on it. He looks at the other priest and says, "I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not down there!" The other one replies, "It's working just fine. I'm down to two butts a day." IF YOU LAUGH.... YOU'LL GO TO HELL!!!!
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Something That Brightend My Day
I got this off of my msn. Mama cat adopts Rottweiler puppy 6-day-old canine at animal shelter was rejected by its mother. Charlie, a Rottweiler mix, whose own mother rejected him, snuggles on Feb. 14 with his substitute mother, Satin, at the Meriden Humane Society in Meriden, Conn. The cat had just had her own litter of kittens and adopted Charlie as well. Who says cats and dogs don't get along? Workers at the Meriden Humane Society are marveling at a short-haired mother cat that has adopted a 6-day-old Rottweiler puppy that was rejected by its mother. The tiny pup, named Charlie by Humane Society volunteers, nurses alongside a jumble of black and gray kittens recently born to Satin, who was taken to the shelter by an owner unable to care for her. Story continues below ? advertisement Charlie's mother was found by the side of the road in Meriden a couple of months ago. She gave birth to two puppies, but one was stillborn. As sometimes happens with a stillborn in the litter
To All Of My Friends
I wanted to say thank you for all the friend adds and al lthe rating... I'm still new at this and my damn computer sucks so it takes me longer to get to everything.... Well have a great weekend... ttfn...LOL i'm such a dork...
Nail Bomb-wasting Away
The Name Xplicit
I got a sort of a "roasting" from an old ass bitty asking me where the explicit pics are and why should I call myself explicit. 1.It's a screen name because I CHOSE IT. 2. I'm not gonna show you shit and I don't know you. If you had pussy,tits and ass pics of YOU, then maybe I would show you. 3. I'm a writer. I write erotica on occasion,using explicit words. 4. I don't hold shit back and will go into explicit detail. That's it. Any complaints? Fuck off, don't really give a damn about your bitching. If you're 55 and look 76 gettin mad about me about my pics. GETCHO sensitive ass off my page.
30 Seconds To Mars
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Just A Thought
I believe in angels, The kind that heaven sends, I am surrounded by angels, But I call them friends.
St. Louis
Hey everyone if your in the St. Louis Area , Illinois , Missouri or anywhere in the Midwest, I'd personally like to invite you to come join the PARTY here. We host Meet n Greets, Hotel Parties and other small gatherings. Were an open minded crowd who's looking for friends , fun and pleasure. I'm very entergetic and outgoing and put alot of work into making these yahoo groups and parties successful. If you live or planning on visiting the area , Ya'll have to stop by and PARTY with us! Woo Woo Here are the links to get the PARTY started! Look forward to getting aqauinted soon! Sucks and Licks, Missy = )~ My yahoo profiles
Why Do People Have To Be Hating
im tired of this shit my friend is tired of this shit dont fucking mark other ppl shit nsfw especially if its not this is not cool i dont think we should beable mark other peoples pics my friend was having a contest for sexiest ass and the pics were just guys in boxers they werent hurting anyone and if u see something like that u shouldnt be opening it at work anyways and i dont think anyone is going to do it and i know cherrytap did not do because they send i a message telling u they marked it so come on people if u dont like people dont fucking look at their page dont be fucking bitches its bullshit im done now but really people come on dont do this shit anymore its not cool get over urselfs
. Either (1) or (2) (1). 6 (or more) of the following symptoms of inattention have persisted for at least 6 months to a degree that is maladaptive and inconsistent with developmental level: Inattention (a) often fails to give close attention to details or makes careless mistakes in schoolwork, work, or other activities (b) often has difficulty sustaining attention in tasks or play activities (c) often does not seem to listen when spoken to directly (d) often does not follow through on instructions and fails to finish schoolwork, chores, or duties in the workplace (not due to oppositional behaviour or failure to understand instructions) (e) often has difficulty organising tasks and activities (f) often avoids, dislikes, or is reluctant to engage in tasks that require sustained mental effort (such as schoolwork or homework). (g) often loses things necessary for tasks or activities (e.g. toys, school assignments, pencils, books, or tools) (h) is often easily di
The Bait
It wasnt so much the look, it wasnt so much the billions of things she knows. Its the immediate feeling she got when she crossed the line to this place, where she found everything but nothing. A very unusual contraban with a flavor of spice, ingnites the whole hearted segragation of man. Random and instant in so many ways, but grounded and soft under the layers of protection. Pessimistic origins of old bricks layed, shattered in the grasp of a lord that the village had never before seen. Past the time where a lounge was a watering hole, it became the grounds for conspiracy theories and a place to have business meetings. Envy diggin deep into the soul and pain of a being who rages against it with all she has....But it always comes back...FIGHT IT! Infuriated by the times that are passing and pissed at the world for not making it go faster. Just the bait for another episode.
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Coming Soon To A Country You Live In!!
As a smoker for 16 years it pisses me the fuck off with all these new smoking rules and shit...If you dont like smoke then dont go were its at PERIOD! Why do these fucking commies think it is their right to tell me where i can and cant smoke..Gov buildings and suck i can understand as well as supermarkets and the like...Then i read this about Germany Smoking Bann and dont think it cant happen at what the republic of calif is trying to do..ban smoking everywhere but single family homes! After these nazi get done with smokers dont think they will not then turn to overweight people because they have already started doing it. They will use the same reasons they did when business forced people to stop smoking or lose their jobs they will talk about health care costs and bullshit like that..Wake the fuck up people we are all being fuck with out lube!!!
Please don't stop by my page, rate a handful of pictures, and then leave me a user comment asking me to "return the love." Three comments on this rule: First: It isn't "Love." What you are referring to are points. Let's be honest. Let's not euphemize and pretend that clicking a mouse on the screen in a repetitive fashion can constitute "Love." If you think it does, it may explain why you are single and/or miserable. Second: If we're going to stick with the loose definition of love that prevails around here, then I think it is fair to say that I already showed you some "love." I posted nude and near-nude photos of myself. If you don't want to look at the pictures, don't. I never asked you to. I never came to your page, begging for tens. I just posted the pictures for your (and my) enjoyment, hoping that some literate soul might stumble across them and we could share some witty banter. ("Your Hotttt" does not qualify.) Third: If you want me to stop by your page (
Random Shit About Me...
addictions: chap stick chinese people i mean uhh food video games sex mary jane attention sushi gay people the internet shopping tattoos piercings sexy partys anime music dislikes: players drama most females 2 faced people religion (its man made like everything else) the color yellow being left unsatisfied weather it be sex or not hardcore kids in mosh pits...what ever happened to the pogo? cutters (listen to all the bright eyes u want) guys named paul sluts guys that try to dance w/ u and your firends old men in general baldness being alone
Where is my friend?And here comes the rain, Oh,here comes my friend. I go to meet them and hug them in the rain. we love the sweet smell of the rain. we love the rain feels in our hair, we love holding each other in the rain dancing in it,kissing in it, making love in it,...
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105 Facts About Me
105 Facts About You 1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT Ring? No 2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP? my friendship w/ one of my best friends since the 7th grade 3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED? a pink teddy bear i got when i had to go to the hospital for my burns 2 weeks ago 4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE? yeah, call me butter fingers 5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? its been a while... thought about working out again. 6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON: bills 7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE? apple jacks 8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX? smile(teeth)... the whole package 9. ONE FAVORITE SONG? i have way to many, but i guess i am going with mad world by gary jules.. it fits me very well...anyone who really knows me 10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE? south carolina 11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTEND(ed): Graduated from J.R Arnold High School in Panama City Beach, Florida 12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER: verizonwireless 13. FAVORITE MALL STORE: Hottopic 14.
Some People Are Dumbasses
I'm sleep.. er was.. I was just chiling in my bed .. I got woke up by a phone call.. I come here.. bad move.. lol some dumbass girl is going off about giving her a '1' I don't know who she is .. who her idot friends are but I didn't give ball tongue a 1.. kiss my butt looser.. geeez.. go get a life. so .. another idot has gotten blocked. this ball tongue had no pic on the profile or... pics.. oddly enough I saw I blocked this 'angel' before. mUst have been a pain in the ass before too.. lmao laters.. haha seems it was a missunderstanding.. i'll let it go.. anywho.. laters lol
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