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Funny
when we have children , we never know what they are goin to be in life , when my son joined the army in march 07 it broke my heart , worse thing was signin over my parentalship to the army but they never took my heart an respect for him he joined up to become a driver for the royal lagistic corps , we never saw eye to eye when he was at home we had personality clash goin on so as you can imagine now im feelin so guilty , im right behind him on anythin he does in his life may not like it but im strong for his sake ,he came home on his fourth week for 4 days lemme say them 4 days were so precious to me tym just went so fast an hed changed so much i was stunned at how much someone can change in so little weeks but hes a strong lad i have so much respect an faith in him hes my angel as my other son jenson is the brothers had missed each other so much it was nice to be together again , as we took him the train station to go back to his barracks i had to hold the tears in as i didnt want hi

Quiz
what would you do if? 1. I was right next to you: 2. I kissed you: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. I started smoking: 5. I was hospitalized: 6. I was drunk: 7. i hugged u 8. I asked you to leave: 9. I asked you out: what do you think about my? 10. personality: 11. eyes: 12. hair: 13. body: would you? 14. be my friend? 15. keep a secret if i told you one? 16. kiss me? 17. go on a date with me? 18. keep in touch? 19. date me? have you ever? 20. lied to make me feel better? 21. wanted to kiss me? 22. wanted to bite me? 23. kept something important from me? 24. wanted to cuddle with me? and more. 25. who are you? 26. are we friends? 27. when and how did we meet? 28. describe me in one word: 29. what was your first impression? 30. what reminds you of me? 31. if you could give me anything what would it be? 32. how well do you know me? 33. when's the last time you saw me? 34. ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 35. are you gonna post t

My Poetry
i find myself asking this certain question, is being in love really a blessing? i really hope so cause i'm there, now living life as if it treats me fair, i found you and don't want to let you go, all i can do is learn how to show, you've been hurt a lot this i've heard, i'm not like the rest, you are my bird i'll come to you sober and straight, just hope your loves true, not fake, i'm opening my heart as far as it can be, because when i'm with you i feel free, i'm so addicted to you, i can't get enough, but this being away from you is so tough i'll do what i have to do, just hope in the end i'm with you. It's too hot in the store and I want to roll up my sleeves, but the gashes on my arm are in straight lines, glaringly obvious to anyone who 'went through that phase' already. Clearly I did not fall down any stairs to get these scabbed over little trenches Bees in the caramel and I'm not

Writing
He blew in like the wind On a warm October night Carefree and wild With his smile, his charm, And those deep eyes you could swim in He tousled my hair and caressed my skin, Covering every inch of me, Whispering sweet nothings into my ear, And I believed them to be true At once, the sky turned gray and unstable, Forcing me to find refuge away from him, To let go of him for my own safety Just as suddenly, the air was clear and stagnant, For he was gone, swept away by the same wind that blew him in If only I could have made him stay, Held on tighter, been more than I was If only I hadn’t been foolish enough, Foolish enough to believe the stories, the fantasies Foolish enough to believe that he could be caught But like the wind, he slipped through my fingers Note: I wrote this like 5 years ago, so it's kind of depressing, which doesn't really fit as well with me at this point in time. I broke the Mirror what I saw in it I didn't like The face of a

Eyez Contest
plz cum vote for me in the best eyes just click the pic .. thanks 4 the support hey every1 i havent been im so i wanted to appologized if u feel ignore i havent had timer to get back to ne1. i hope u all have a great christmas!!! http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=143399&i=1640017511

A The Ramblings Of A Young Old Guy
WHAT YOU ARE A BOUT TO READ IS EITHER REAL OR NOT YOU DECIDE BUT PLEASE DONT PASS JUDGEMENT TILL YOU READ ALL THE INSTALLMENTS THIS IS JUST ...............DAY ONE: BUZZZZZZ THE SOUND OF MY DIME STORE ALARM CLOCK WAKES ME REMINDING ME ITS TIME TO GET MY FAT BUTT OUT OF BEDD WITH A JIGGLE TO THE LEFT I FIND MY FEET ON THE FLOOR HEARING MY WIFE WHO BY THE WAY THINKS I COULDN'T LOVE HER ANDY LESS( JOKES ON HER) ASKS ME WHAT I AM DOING I SNICKER IN DISSBELEIFE AND SAY IM OFF TO MAKE YOU YER MONEY SHE GIGGLES AND SAYS GET TO IT THEN WITH A SMOOCH I AM DOWN THE STAIRS TRIPPING ON THE KIDS LAYING ON THE LIVING ROOM FLOOR..NEVER UNDERSTAND HOW THEY GET THERE TILL I COME HOME AND SEE THEIR BEDS AINT BEEN SLEPT IN IN 3 YEARS.. AHH THE KIDS I AM A FATHER OF FOUR GOT 3 GIRLS AND ONE BOY THE OLDEST IS 12 YOUNGEST (BOSS) IS 6. HEARING FROM THE LOCAL METEOROLOGIST ITS GOING TO BE A BLUSTERY DAY WITH 75 MILE AND HOUR WINDS I PREPARE FOR MY DAY .. THE ONLY THING I LOVE

Poetry
You ever feel like nothing around you is real and that no one really cares. It makes me wonder why should I try. I am just like everyone eles and deserve to be treated the same. I have a heart and I have feelings when something hurts I cry. People make me feel so empty inside. Makes me think don't try and you wont cry. I wish the pain would just pass me by. I can give and give but what good does that do cause in the end my tears just fall like the rain till I am more empty inside. At the end of the day I just feel so dead inside. People come and go in and out of your life they say that they are your friends and that you matter but where are they when you need them. When you need their shoulder or just someone to tell you that you will make it through and that the pain with go away. Where are they when you are dying inside? When you are drowneding on all those tears that you are holding in? The expect you to be there for them at the drop of a hat but can never make the time for you

My Bro Rocks!
So my brother in law went to bartending school and he kicked ass at it! He now has a diploma and can work anywhere he wants! I just wanted to send out mad probs to him because I am very proud of him! Oh and he makes BAD ASS drinks!

New On Cherry
Well where do I start Lets see here, men let me ask this, if you just got out of a relationship would you be looking for a new woman? If so would you ver go back to her if it came down to it? The thing is there is someone I like and you may know who you are if you read this But would you stay with that person if you clicked? or would you go back even if you do have a history? well holla at me When she asked him if he was ready to do it again he looked in her eyes and she just knew that it was a yes no doubt in her mind at all, He got up and walked to her side of the bed and took her hand, he walked her into the bathroom which had a huge shower in it and she was in awww when she saw it but he knew what he was doing, they got into the shower he turned the water onto the hottest he could so they could stand it and as he was kissing her neck and her neck she looked down and his cock looked so big like she had never seen it before she couldnt wait for it to be deep inside her and she felt

The Nuts On Some People!!!!!!
SO... I was driving home from work...filled up on gas...kinda tired from washing dishes all night...and was at the intersection of Galvin and Becker...which whoever lives in Marshfield knows is a simple 2-way stop sign...this fucking tool proceeds to drive out of their stop sign 20 feet in front of me...forcing me to slam on my breaks...those of you who know me well, know that I am hands down the best driver in Marshfield...however, there is only so much I can do with freezing rain covering the road...I then slide and almost run into the guy...so I display my displeasure by honking my horn...I think all is fine and dandy...BUT THEN THE GUY HAS THE NUTS ON HIM TO TURN AROUND IN THE ROAD AND PULL UP BEHIND ME AND PUT HIS MOTHER FUCKING BRIGHTS ON!...I mean wow...at this point I'm pretty pissed off...they follow me all the way to Stadt road with their brights on...so I pull onto Stadt, and get the fuck out of my car...and they take off further down Becker...I drive home...heart still raci

Loser Of The Year,show, Radio, Rambling....
Another year bites the dust! I hope everyone has had a great holiday!We are definately on a roll in rehearsal. The band sounds as tight as ever and the new songs have come together nicely. We need a bridge on one of them, and then we are ready for the lyrics. Its a good feeling to be writing and rehearsing new songs.......just wanna get out there and play!! Patience was never my strong point. I seem to have been in various studios for ages now - I love it - dont get me wrong - but I also live for being on the road. Put me on a bus and send me off for a year or two.....YES!!! Be patient - LSR are working our asses off and we will be out there this year playing every city/country we possibly can. Thats a promise.Once all the business types are back from their holidays (they all seem to stop work on Dec 1st and dont start again until the middle of JAN!!!) we should be able to confirm LSR plans for 07 Look for 2 new songs to be posted on our myspace page by the end of the month as well

Ryan's Super Blog
well, It's not even 2007, and my girlfriend is prodding me already and writting down info for our wedding which will not take place until 2009. The engagement is in 2008. I understand if she's excited that we will be getting married but DAAAANG !! Give a man some time to prepare, right? I have to figure out how to propose,where and when. Then I have to buy the ring. After all this, then I'm asking her to move in with me. Can someone please help me figure out how to deal with this?

Some Of My Poems
to anyone who looks at my stash if you get the hint i love music well your right everyone of those songs on my list holds a memory in my life it's the music i grew up on i have always loved music i know there is a lot there but i will probably add more as i find them lol if ya don't like the big stash spank me ha ha wait i might like that hope you enjoy the music as much as i do thanks love to ya all Angel WHO AM I who am i am i me and if not who should i be i stuggle to become what others want me to be each one looks like me but never never could it be for i am myself i am me written by Tina L.Dawson WHY NOT ME i walk down the street and see lover walking hand in hand each one has that special glow of love and i wonder why not me i have a heart so full of love i truste others with my heart i can't believe how easy i can be decieved all i ever wanted was someone to love me for me someone i could care for and care for me i'm not a bad person i h

Untitled
You light the way on a moonless night, You're my shelter when it rains. When you're around, all the wrong's made right. You've all the glory without the pains. My knight and shinning armor; an angel sent to me from above. Always I'll cherrish and honor... Forever I will LOVE. ~Gwendolyn A (Pepper) Coyne feburary 11, 1999 Oh lonely days have I done spent. Many an hour has gone and went. But the times shall soon turn around. The good from within shall be heaven bound. The evil shall get a chance to make things right. Oh lonely days shall beome lonely night. ~Gwendolyn A (Pepper) Coyne 1994 Thou shall see thy true self when thy moon is high in thy night. Water that then flows left, now shall flow to thy right. Thy master shall then show thy power that is possessed. and thy non-believers shall believe, or thou shall be made to rest. ~Gwendolyn A (Pepper) Coyne 1994

Mspoeticness Cherry
MySpace Tweaks, MySpace Layouts, MySpace Images and more! Thanks to everyone who left a comment on my page... I haven checked my Cherry account in a while since activating it...but promise i will take some time out and spice things up a lil'. snoogans

What Sucks And Needs Our Attention
SaveDarfur.org has a post called "Educate Others" that's worth checking out... Hundreds of thousands of people around the world have responded to the suffering in Darfur by standing up and demanding that their governments take action to end the crisis. However, many individuals still have not heard about the genocide in Darfur. To build the political will necessary to…

Poems
There’s not a part of your body that I’m not willing to explore. There’s not a line I won’t cross once we’re behind closed doors. Tell me your deepest desires and your darkest fantasies. I’ll fulfill every one of them, because I aim to please. Some of the things I know I will like, others I may not enjoy. I’m willing to try anything once, consider me your sexual toy. I’ll do anything with a woman, there are no limitations. You want to try something new, send me an invitation. Don’t expect me to read your mind, don’t expect me to know. Let me know ahead of time, just how far you want to go. Don’t be afraid to get kinky; don’t think you can go too far. Tell me what turns you on; I want to know what those things are. You may wonder why I am telling you this, wonder what’s in it for me. When you remember the time of your life, I’m the person you’ll see. I’m not looking for love or ever lasting devotion. Let’s ju

Dedications........
Curtain Rods She spent the first day sadly packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down on the floor in the dining room by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay. When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp and caviar, into the hollow of the curtain rods. She replaced the end caps on the curtain rods, cleaned up the kitchen, and left. When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything, cleaning, mopping, and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set

Women And The Things They Do
This blog is about women who overdress for work school and other places that are inappropriate. I am tired of having (yes of course by impulse) to look at these women at my job, wear these club worthy clothes to work. I know , you earned the right to wear whatever you want over the past lets say 30 years ,with your sexual independence and all, but now its just being taken too far! With these stretch jeans and baby tees over these overly voluptuous bodies, makeup and big butted switches that would make sir mix-a lot do a remix. Now I’m not just blowing off steam here or getting mad about something that I cant get my hands on either. I think that this is a general problem that needs to be addressed its offensive to other women, and its distracting to men. And in the workplace it should not be allowed period. Ok a little story about this you see at my overnight job, in the past few months, there has been a sharp increase of female employees between the ages of 18 to lets say 33. Al

Bah Humbug
Does Santa really Deliver the goods? 1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen. 2. There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each. 3. Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second

Single And Loving It
First i would like to say that iam not a bitter black women, I,ve been threw some things but i have come through victorious and it was only GOD. Iam 39 yrs old i have 4 kids ages 16- 21. I,ve been in two bad marriages and i thank GOD for helping me get out of them both. It has all been a learning experience for me, I don,t look at men the same meaning that i there are some really good men out there and i know that now, I ,ve met quite a few but iam choose to take it slow. i stay busy by working alot, i have two jobs and i like them both, and and the rest of my time is spent in church.

Daily Wishes
Get more at COMMENTYOU.com Wishing you all a wonderful Friday. And an even better weekend!!! Tonsa Hugs & Lotsa Luv!!!!! Just wanted to say hello....I am not leaving again I just haven't been on much in the past few days cuz I am battling this stupid stomach flu that is going around where I live. I am feeling a little better today but not 100% yet and I hate it...but I will catch up with everyone once I am better, I promise. *Tonsa Hugs and Lotsa Luv* to you all!!!!! Wishing everyone a happy Thursday!! Hope you all have a great day!! Tonsa Hugs & Lotsa Luv to you all!!!!!!!!!

Buttercup~4~u~blogs
A tripy thing happen to me to and I thought it was a funny also in a way cause of my name...Anyways I went downtown to run a errand and had to park my car a bit further down from where I was going to, so I was walking and there was a elderly guy sitting on a bench waiting for a bus talking on his cell phone and just as I walked by him he said "You got a Wicked Heaert and I was stoned at the time and thought nothing of it till about 5 steps or so later then I stopped turned around and I go Hey not real loud but enought for him to look at me a bit strange..lol and I go that's me I got a Wicked Heart and I he looked at me as if i was nuts, lol 8-P then he said something about God and healing as I was proceed to start walking again and I just thought now thats not ever sign of something and what who knows, lol but I thought now that was a trip...

A Poem
DEAR OLD GHOST GOTS REASONS TO BOAST WON'T TELL ME HIS NAME OH WHAT A SHAME NEVERMIND HE'S WAY OLDER NO PROBLEM THERE AND WHEN THE WEATHERS COLDER HE STANDS ON HIS HEAD IN UNDERWEAR HE CALLS ME FUNNY GIRL MAKES MY HEAD TWIRL COMMENTS ME LOTS WHILE THE OTHERS SMOKE POT SUCH A SWEETHEART LOTS OF CRAZY REMARKS I'D NEVER KNOW WHAT TO DO IF DEAR OLD GHOST WERE MY BOO

Horny Man's Preoccupations
#1,Do you automaticly join any conversations on Sex ? #2,Do you turn every conversation into one about Sex ? #3,Does just talking about Sex make you warm all over? #4,Do you start each meal with a dozen oysters ? #5,Do you wear Sunglasses just so you can check out women? #6,Do you resent Male Flight Attendants or food Servers? #7,Do you get all your news from female newscasters? I myself,( yes ) for 6 out 7 .

Horny Man's Dateing Life
#1,Do you Clean your place only if you think you might Score? #2,In general do you live in a pig stine ? #3,Have you given up trying to score a "10" ? #4,Do you Flirt with the Cutest women in the room nomatter how ugly she is( they all look good after a few drinks)? #5,Do you beg friends, Strangers to set you up on Blind dates ? #6,Is an Ideal Date,Roses,Dinners an my places or yours ? I preffer my place for all my animal lusts to be displayed. 4 of 6 .

Horny Man's Turn -on's
#1,Do you find yourself Fantasizeing about waitresses ? #2,Do you get Excited when a Hot waitress ask's you, what you'd like ? #3,Can a women eating a Banana put you into a sex fiening Frenzy ? #4,Is it hard to find a non erogenous zone on your body? #5,Do the melons at the Grocery store drive you wild? #6,Do the women in newspaper wedding annoucement photos make you hot? #7,Does Sex get you in the Mood for more sex ? #8,Can a Sexy women,speeding by give you whiplash? #9,can a sey women walking by give you Eyestrain ?

Horny Man's Perversions
#1,Do you attend Funerals to comfort grieveing widows? #2,Did you ever dine alone on edible panties? #3,Do you put the shades up before undressing? #4,do you stuff socks in your pants,craveing a shallow bitch? #5,Do you use Hot-Tub jets for Immoral purposes? #6,Do you on occassion use cucumbers or other veggies in the bedrm,for an extra special salad at a later time? #7,With a babe blind-folderd an tied spread out,do you on occassion,use a Kielbasa,dureing roleplay? #8,do you mentally strip most women ? #9,Doi you on occassion guess what type of panties if any a women is wearing?

It's Been To Long
Subject: HaHaHaHa Love is a Temptation,that starts with a sensation,when a guy,stick's his location,in a girl's destination,to inctrease the population,for the next generation,do you get my explamation,or do you need a demonstation ??? Sky is blue,Water is wet,I'll make you cum,I'll make you sweat.Pressed up against my body.Movin up an down.Slowly but firmly,We'll move the ground. Kissing is a habit,Fucking is a game,Guys get most of the pleasure.Girls get all the pain.10 minutes of pleasure.9 Months of pain.3 Days in the Hospital.A Baby without a name.The baby is a basturd.The mother is a Whore.This would never of happen'd,if the damn rubber hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math,you subtract the clothes.Add the bed.Divide the legs.And pray to god you don't multiply. Roses are red.Grass is gree.Open your legs,and I'll fill you with cream. Hickery Dickery dock.This Bitch is sucking my cock.The clock struck two.I dumped my goo.And dumped her to the end of the block. Sex

Horny Man's Reading List
#1,Do you subscribe to Sports Illustrated for the Swimsuit issue? #2,If you wrote a book on sex,would it have to be a handbook? #3,Will you read any book with the word "throbbing" in the Title ? #4,Do you think the Joy of Sex,+ More Joy of Sex are incomplete? #5,Can you recite passages from The Happy Hooker from memery? #6,Do you use the Gooey Decimal System to organize your Adult Library #7,Do you read the Fantasy letters in men's magazines before checking out the pictures?. #8,Do you feel that you could write a great Sex manual on the Art of Performing Cunninglis? #9,Do you feel that your better at performing Cunninglis than a women? #10,Do you believe your the greatest Orgasim Creator Born? #11,Do you feel you hold the Record for the most times a man has eaten it on the rag? #12,Are you constantly trying to sleep with a lesbian,to find out for sure that your the best Cunninglis Master in the world?

Fraud Money Scam
from: janny date: 2006-12-18 06:16:24 subject: hello read receipt: Yes replied: No block user Hello Dear, How are you doing today? Hope fine?. .Here's a little about me: My dads from Ukraine while my mum's a south african .I really have to tell you that you sound so nice in ur profile, but I’m really sorry to disappoint you because right now to be sincere, I really have a problem that is disturbing at the moment, Right now I’m not in the states, I was supposed to leave for the states last week, but because of what’s on ground at the moment I couldn’t make the trip till all this gets resolved. My flight would be re-scheduled and delayed because of what's going on around me now. I’m so sorry I don't mean to bother you with this problem I got at the moment, but for now I think you in the best position to listen to me .I came in here with some funds to see me through my vacation and hopefully get me back to the states while my vacation is done. Actu

Life.. Love And Everything Else.
You know ppl can sometimes fall into a fake reality of life and love. One day everyone one of us will fall in love with someone for some reason or another. Then the world changes things happen life becomes hell. You find yourself hating where you are in life and whom you are with. You stay in the relationship for different reasons, maybe a kid is involved maybe the person your with is just depended on you and you can’t leave them. Maybe you just don’t have the freaking courage to make the change that you need because you don’t have a safety net. For what ever reason you sit there and think you may find many a different reason that you just stay put and not try to make yourself happy. I have recently gotten the courage and the strength to make myself happier. I will be leaving a lot behind and I know I will be hurting some people in my wake. Do I care, yes because if I didn’t I would have done this long ago. Life is about choices, life is about happiness, life is abo

Quotes And Such
I've learned- that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I've learned- that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I've learned- that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I've learned- that you can keep going long after you can't. I've learned- that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. I've learned- that either you control your attitude or it controls you. I've learned- that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be something else to take its place. I've learned- that heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences. I've learned- that money is a lousy way of keeping score. I've learned- that my best friend and I can do anything or nothing and have the best time. I've learned- that sometimes the pe

Music That Changed The World
Leave here the songs that most effect you ..... and have helped you through life ..... they may not change the world ... but they may have changed your world Love and Peace Pallbearer

21 Dec 2006
FIRST OFF, WELCOME TO THE FIRST DAY OF WINTER. NOW A FRIEND OF MINE, WTH MY HELP AND THE HELP OF AT LEAST ONE RETIRED MARINE IS SETTING UP A FAMILY PAGE FOR FOR MARINES, FORMER MARINES, AND THIER FAMILIES. SO IF YOU KNOW ANY MARINES. FORMER MARINES THEIR FAMILY, AND SUPPORTERS OF MARINES. SO IF YOU ARE A MARINE, EVER SERVED IN THE CORPS, OR YOU HAVE A FAMILY MEMBER THAT IS OR WAS A MARINE. LET US KNOW, OR LET THEM KNOW SO WHEN WE GET IT SET UP. WE CAN LET THEM KNOW ABOUT IT. MARINES ARE A BAND OF BROTHERS WITH A VERY SPECIAL BOND. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A EX-MARINE. THERE ARE FORMER MARINES, BUT BEING A MARINE IS NOT JUST A JOB, IT IS SOMETHING IN YOUR BLOOD, YOUR HEART AND YOUR SOUL. TALK TO ANY MARINE AND YOU WILL SEE THAT. MARINES ARE A BREED APART. SO IF ANYONE CAN HELP US GET IN TOUCH WITH THEM OR LET THEM KNOW ABOUT US. WE WILL BE MOST GRATIFUL, AND SO WILL THEY. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. SEMPER FI, CARRY ON. RICK SSgt USMC 77-90

Life
Ok it is 10:30 am and I am so damn tired I went to bed at like 3:30am and had to be up at 7. Ugh Why is it when I need to sleep I can never get there. So much has been going on lately that my mind just will not let my body rest. In the begining of Nov. I lost my best friend who was more like my brother to we are not sure but we think a drug overdose. We will not know until the police release the information it has been under investigation. Thanks to his mom who to put it truthfully his twin brother and I think made sure that he was to far gone before they called the EMT's. She has for years tried to get custody of his daughter. We think she let him die so that she could try to get her. Sad but true. So things have not been all that great lately and I would love to get thru the holiday's and into the New Year without someone else I care and love dying. I have had a hard time with letting this go. It was a senseless death that could have been prevented if only his mom had called the EMT'

Just 4 Da Hell Of It
The boyfriend said, "We're going to have a GREAT time Saturday. I've gotten three tickets for the big game." "Why do we need three ?" asked the girl. "They're for your Father, Mother, and kid sister." he replied with a sheepish grin. A blond guy with two badly burned ears went to the emergency room for medical treatment. "What happened?" asked the doctor. "Well, my wife was ironing while I was watching the ballgame on TV," began the man. "She put the hot iron near the telephone, and when the phone rang, I answered the iron." The doctor nodded. "But what happened to the other ear?" "Well, no sooner had I hung up," said the blond man, "when the same guy called back again." It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. "Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?," he says. "That's cool" says Bobby. Carrie's fathe

Garnet_moon
TELL ME WHO YOUR BEST FRIENDS ARE, AND I WILL TELL YOU WHO YOU ARE. IF YOU RUN WITH WOLVES YOU WILL LEARN HOW TO HOWL. BUT IS YOU ASSOICATE WITH EAGLE, YOU WILL SOAR TO GREAT HEIGHTS. " A MIRROR REFLECTS A MAN'S FACE, BUT WHAT HE IS REALLY LIKE IS SHOWN BY THE KIND OF FRIENDS HE CHOOSES." THE SIMPLE BUT TRUE FACT OF LIFE IS THAT YOU BECOME LIKE THOSE WITH WHOM YOU CLOSELY ASSOCIATE, FOR THE GOOD AND THE BAD... THE LESS YOU ASSOCIATE WITH SOME PEOPLE, THE MORE YOUR LIFE WILL IMPROVE. ANY TIME YOU TOLERATE MEDIOCRACY IN OTHERS IT INCREASES YOUR MEDIOCRACY. AN IMPORTANT ATTRIBUTE IN SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE IS THEIR IMPATIENCE WITH NEGATIVE THINKING AND NEGATIVE ACTING PEOPLE. AS YOU GROW, YOUR ASSOCIATES WILL CHANGE. SOME OF YOUR FRIENDS WILL NOT WANT YOU TO GO ON. THEY WILL WANT YOU TO STAY WHERE THEY ARE. FRIENDS THAT DON'T HELP YOU CLIMB WILL WANT YOU TO CRAWL. YOUR FRIENDS WILL STRETCH YOUR VISION OR CHOKE YOUR DREAM. THOSE THAT DON'T INCREASE YOU WILL EVENTUALLY, DECREAS

Tapping My Cherry
This is gonna be a lame first blog, but bear with me. I have never even heard about this site before, so it was kind of cool coming across it. It's a lot cooler than most of the other sites. Add me!

Love And Things!!!!
I believe in angels, The kind that heaven sends, I am surrounded by angels, But I call them friends. - Aizabel Parinas - Love is not needing a snooze button on your alarm clock because when it goes off the first time in the morning the thoughts of your loved one make it impossible to fall back asleep. - Natasha Harris - I wait for you, anxious to see your face. I stand and watch, looking for the first sign of your arrival. I finally see you, I take a second look to make sure you're really there. My pulse races and I crack a smile, this is what I've been waiting for. You begin to approach, you say, "Sorry, I'm late." I say, "No problem." But I think to myself, 'I'd have waited forever.' - Jordan Jones -

My Weed Poem
I sit here looking at the sky I smile and wonder why people live and people die some just live to get high smoke weed here and there some smoke weed just anywhere purple haze and some dro to smoking weed is what I was born to do blood shot eyes and chincky as can be sipping on some hennesy one great buzz I must admit this purple haze is the shit

Some Hoilday Humor
You're on my friends list. I'd like to know 25 things about you. Just hit reply to sender. Thanks! You'll be surprised how much you didn't know about your friends after this! 1. Ever punch someone in the face? Yes! 2. How old are you? 26 going on 27 in March 3. Are you single or taken? very very taken 4. Eat with your hands or utensils? Utensils to be human 5. Do you dream at night? of course! 6. Ever seen a corpse? unforutatley 7. Have you ever wished someone dead? twice but they are still alive and well 8. Do You Like Bush, the president? no HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 9. Whats your philosophy on life? and death? I wish i could live forever to see my offsring thrive but i know I can watch them from above! 10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know about it, what would it be? N/A 11. Do you trust the police? No 12. Do you like country music? No, too depressing 13. What is your fondest memory of me? of who

Seasonal
Here's my poem and some of my thoughts for the season... CHRISTMAS Christmas time is near Full of love and great cheer Time for faith, hope and love To share with those who are dear What does Christmas mean? It's all about giving. Here is the sad part... Many have stopped believing. Businesses, the rich, and all the like are lost. So tied up with wealth, Their hearts have turned to frost. But there are some few In this world filled with love For strangers and friends And also for God above. My message is this... Let's pray for all of those... The homeless, needy, and lost to keep Christmas close. And one final thing... Let's keep Christmas in our hearts... Not for one day, but always! Whether we're close or far apart. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OF YOU AND A JOYOUS AND SAFE NEW YEAR! GOD BLESS YOU ALL!!!

J's Blogs
Updated info- Call of duty I'm just moving some of the info off my page to this blog. I'll try to add more sometime in the future and maybe a few of the stories of my life out there. I'll probably be back out again in a few months but for now enjoying Europe life. ************ Dec 07 Hey all Thanks for helping me out on this site. I'm starting to like it and I'll probably add more pics and more about me when I can. I won't have much time to play on it though since heading out to the sandbox again. I'll be leaving soon maybe so if you don't hear from me then I'm probably busy out there for the next few months. Hope I can use internet and log in to say hi every now and then. *******1 Feb 07************************** I've been in Iraq now for almost a month. Nights are still real cold but days are getting almost too warm for me. 5 more months of fun in the sand and sun for me. Motars, gunfire and helicoptors usualy keep me up most of the night but its entertainment and th

Wifey Boo Bitches And Hos
A nigga has 4 different types of girls.. 1. Wifey 2. Boo 3. Bitches 4. Ho's 1)Wifey is irreplaceable.. but she is the only one that is irreplaceable.. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always loves, and he never wants to see her with another man.. But.. He will cheat on her with Boo, Bitches, and Ho's until he is mature enough to realize that if he loses Wifey he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again.. 2) Boo is replaceable, she thinks she's Wifey, but will NEVER be Wifey because Wifey was made Wifey is irreplaceable.. she can NEVER replace her.. Boo tries to take Wifeys spot, but once she attempts, the guy allows her to get a TASTE of Wifey's spot... but will NEVER achieve her spot for any longer than a few months, then the man goes back to Wifey.. And Boo either gets replaced with another Boo, or, the man matures and decides that Wifey is the one for him.. (Ladies.. you don't want to be BOO) 3) Bitches.. A female that a male uses only for sex or other se

In The Mind Of The Canadian Deadman
During a time of praying to the goddess The Canadian Deadman feeling the cold touch of death as his blood spilled into the earth. Cold and then Dark as his heart beats for the final time. His killers dumped him into the cemetary and buried him. Days later it began to fog over the cemetary like a blanket of comfort. Out of the sky lightning struck the grave of The Canadian Deadman many times. His hand riches out of the grave then pulling himself out of his grave. He was no longer dead nor was he alive. His white eyes peering at his surroundings. With a grin he clenched his fists as chainlightning traces the surface of his body. He morphs into a large Black Timberwolf with glowing green eyes and darts into the night. Forever will he be his loved ones guardian. Forever he will be their Lethal Protector I have joined many sites Darkstarlings, Vampirefreaks and My Space. I just joined here with my brother and Sister. They itroduced me to Cherry Tap. Looking forward to getting to know you a

Whats Urs
What alcohol are you? Jack DaneilsYou like it strong and want to get drunk you might mix it but not to often Take this test You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Your Vampire Name Is... High Priestess of the VileWhat's Your Vampire Name?

My Thoughts
Ok so i'm gettin this site figured out. I've been uploading pics, sending comments, adding, rating and fanning people and i even have a blast. Now i jusy need to know how to make a private photo album...you know maybe upload some adult content pics that i dont want just anyone to see....are we even allowed to do that on this site?....If anyone knows please fill me in. Thanks....;)) So heres the thing, I am finding it really hard to navigate this site. I thought it would be kinda like myspace which is pretty much self explanatory, but it's not. So if ya'll send me comments or messages and I dont reply in a timely manner it's just because i dont know how to yet..LOL... Thanks for all the pic comments and messages i have received so far. Ya'll certainly are a friendly bunch. Kisses and Hugs Angie Well with it being Christmas Eve and all, I probably wont be on to much in the next few days. Just wanted to wish everyone a merry christmas

Please Read
Date: Dec 20, 2006 2:06 PM Subject Warning!!!! Body: ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Dawn Date: Dec 20 2006 9:38 AM Dec 20, 2006 9:15 AM Subject Warning Ladies!!! Body: Warning Ladies!!! Body: State police warning for online: Please read this "very carefully"..then send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is nothing to be taken casually; this is something you DO want to pay attention to. If a person with the screen-name of Monkeyman935 contacts you, do not reply.DO not talk to this person; do not answer any of his/her instant messages or e-mail.Whoever this person may be, he/she is a suspect for murder in the death of 56 women (so far) contacted through the Internet. Please send this to all the women on your buddy list and ask them to pass this on, as well. This screen-name was seen on Yahoo, AOL, AIM, and Excite so far.This is not a joke! Please send this to men too...just in case! Send to everyone you

Island Humor...it's All About The Funnies!!!
Just when you think you've learned all there is to know about government, you find out something new. For instance, I never knew there was such a thing as the Bento and Musubi Enforcement Branch in the state Health Department, but apparently there is. They are the guys who go around town checking the temperature of Spam musubis and bento lunches. And they've made a shocking discovery: Bentos sits out on counters unrefrigerated for hours at a stretch. Well! As far as they're concerned, this disgusting practice has just got to stop. The public health is in grave danger! I don't know. People have been eating room-temperature bentos for what, 100 years? I don't think they've ever documented a bento-related death. And I've never heard of one person getting sick from eating a musubi. On the other hand. I've heard of a lot of people getting sick from eating poorly cooked hamburgers at well-known fast food places. So, the bento police decided to crack down on box lunches and musubis

Little Fairy
Happy winter solstice and yule blessings! Yuletide - Winter Solstice - Mean Geimhridh - Alban Arthuan December 21 known as: Yuletide, Alban Arthuan, Winter Solstice marks the longest night of the year. It is from this point that the days begin slowly to become longer and longer. The sun is at its most southeastern point over the Tropic of Capricorn in the northern hemisphere and has no apparent northward or southward motion. In the time of the ancient tribes this was a time of celebration, for it meant the turning point of winter and the eventual return of spring. Yule is the time when we honor the Goddess for giving birth to the sun once more. It is the time when the Oak King is victorious over the Holly King. The Holly King represents death and darkness that has ruled since Samhain, and the Oak King represents rebirth and life. The waning (diminishing) sun is overtaken by the waxing (increasing) sun, thus the days become longer after the victory of the Oak King. Yule is a ti

Hugs
i just put a new song on my page.....if ya get a chance to listen!! xoxo....Becky will open one of the private ones for a few minutes if ya got any pic request that won't get us in trouble.....let me know....wanna make my friends and family happy...hugs..becky

Thoughts...use Caution When Reading!
We just found out around 11 pm that my uncle Jim has had a heart attack. two arteries blocked, one at 55 percent another and 60. Life can be so cruel. If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for a bra, it is about time you became informed! (A} Almost Boobs... {B} Barely there. {C} Can't Complain! {D} Dang! {DD} Double dang! {E} Enormous! {F} Fake. {G} Get a Reduction. {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up ! A lot of my friends know I have bi polar. It's not something I am proud of, but like many others can't help the fact that I have it either. (For those of you that don't know) It is a mood swing disorder. It's not only hard on the person whom has it but it is hard on their family as well. What chaps my ass about it the most is that I am jugded for having something wrong with me. If it was a physical handicap most would just over look it. Why is it people are like this? For the most part I am under control thanks to my

Life & Death
Leaving for boot camp Jan. 8,08 I will be gone for awhile to basic training in South Carolina, then I will be going to Virginia to finish my training Life & Death To live is to die To die is to live To live is to walk in the shadows To die is to walk in the light

You Scored A 78% As Good Sexer! You Are Good In Bed, We Should All Be Like You. Or Maybe You're Just Having Too Much Sex. Only Freaks Score This Hi
You Scored a 78% as good sexer! You are good in bed, we should all be like you. Or maybe you're just having too much sex. Only freaks score this high...lol!Are you good in bed?Quiz Created on GoToQuiz

Can A Relationship Last...if The Sex Is Bad.
Check this out people, now alot of women complain about their man going else where for, well lets just say some extra curricular activities. and there are those women out there who do the same thing. or of course we all know someone...maybe know someone who is cheating. but i just really want to know your opionion since i had a debate with a woman about this. CAN A RELATIONSHIP LAST IF THE SEX YOU ARE HAVING IS BAD? WITHOUT ADDING THE KIDS IN THE PICTURE IF THERE ARE ANY. I AM TALKING ABOUT A RELATIONSHIP WHERE YOU HAVE BEEN TOGEATHER FOR MAYBE 3YRS AND UP...AND IN A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP. MARRIED OR NOT. LIVING TOGEATHER AS ONE THOUGH. A FRIEND WHO IS A WOMAN SAID SEX IS 10PERCENT OF THE RELATIONSHIP...WELL THATS NOT REALISTIC TO ME, AND ON MY PLANET IT DOES MATTER. SO WHAT IS YOUR OPINION PEOPLE? FEEL FREE TO COMMENT ON THIS IF U LIKE...PLEASE DO! LADIES IF YOUR MAN WAS FAKING IT...IF U FIGURED IT OUT...LOL, CAUSE MEN CAN FAKE IT TOO. BUT ANYWAY IF YOU FOUND OUT THAT YOUR

Re: To Cat
RE: TO CATS BLOG; READ AND REPOST. Cat you are stupid; you are a bad business woman who needs to grow the fuck up; anyone reading this that's offended I don't really care and I don't care if u never talk to me again over this. One thing about me is this: if you fuck with my family ill fuck you back and I am very protective of those that I love and care about; so in short do not trash talk my family and if your going to do it could you at least get your facts right? So I'm setting the record straight for anyone who read the garbage that Cat wrote 1. Bob has done nothing wrong; he is not "scum" and he treats his customers like his own family making everyone feel welcome; when you walk into the junction you feel like you're at home and you can just be yourself. 2. Cat you're the one that brings underage people wherever you go; and their the ones that cause the problems. Your so called "people" are the ones that are the underage drinkers. 3. Cat reality sucks

Love It Or Screw You!
Ok where to begin.. Last time I did one of these me and Lisa weren't really talkin but now, we are awesome!! We rock as bestfriends and I basically love her.. Well a lot has been goin on so I'm gonna tell you about it for a little bit! Awesomeness!! Ok so my ex, Justin, his gpa died and of course I went to the viewing and what not and there I saw Mr. Charles.. And I must say, he's hot :).. So I've been hangin out with him until he goes back to Vegas.. Damn air force people!! But it's been fun and awesome and all that stuff!! Ok new years!! New Years Eve was the best.. Went and drove around with Chad, Lisa and Lance for like 2 hours in MI getting alcohol.. Me and Lisa had a weird converstion in Walmart's parking lot about those two but at the end it all turned out good :).. After that we went back to Chad's and of course started drinkin!! By this time me and Chad had our converstion in his room and I'm very glad that we did, turns out we both like eachother so that's good.. Befor

Stopping By To Show Luv
LUV THEM ALL MY BROTHER MY BABY LUV U MUAH MY BBF LUV YOU BABY MUAH BIRTHDAY BASH IN HAZLETON, PA THIS STAURDAY NIGHT AT SHENANIGANS COME ON OUT AND SHOW SOME LUV!!! IF YOU NEED DIRECTIONS PLEASE FEEL FREE TO WRITE FOR CALL CELL IF YOU HAVE THE NUMBER

Story
HUMILATING PORKY by cowgirl the two girls sat across from me in the library.they were in their late teens, but were about as mature as a couple of eight year olds! they whispered and giggeled looking in my direction, but i know how bratty kids can be at that age, looking to bug an older girl like me (I'm 24)! so i ignored them, returning to my book. it was dificult, as every sound they made was clearly an attempt to get my attention! suddenely,I felt tiny spit-balls of rolled up paper ploping onto my book pages! I glared toward them, seeing their smug little faces grining in triumph! the whole thing brought me back to grade school,where kids like this always seemed to know how to press my buttons !!! back then i was always a bit of a bookworm, and painfully aware of being slightly flat chested & always being teased about my modest plain jane looks, and, though i still look the same,I'm older now, and if these bratts didn't knock it off, i might just call a librarian....and ha

Queens Ranting, Raving, Or Just Bullshittin Around
Ok well since certain ppl wanna block me on ct and yahoo without an explanation at all i will try to explain it i don't care if it's to my self or not im gonna vent a bit....yes i broke it off with deth yes i am staying with my husband i love him and might be pregnant but no one will pm me and ask for an explanation they just assume the worse....i never intended on hurting anyone and feel so shitty and am sad about it everyday i hurt 2 ppl and i never ment to but it's just life i guess and that my life story....BUT!!!! i would like to make it clear i AM NOT!!!! in any lounge i hang in alot of lounges i am not a dj in any lounge right now so for the ones that think i am in club inferno you ARE!!! wrong and i am not in twisted radio either i have thought about going back and helping but no djing but i am not yet....i WILL NOT!!! dj for quite awhile now after all that has happend. and i will not go in vampires haven after everything that has happend i feel to uncomfortable and if no one c

What Not To Do When Getting Married
When you think of your dream wedding what do you think of? Fairytale weddings where the guy whisks you off of your feet. NOOOOOO! In reality you have so much stress that it is unreal how much money, time, and energy it takes to make a wedding go right. Even then something will always go wrong. Especially on your wedding day you get so excited sometimes you might forget something very important like the wedding rings and so forth. If you could comment to me, anybody who is married, on what your wedding day went like!!! Thanks, Jennifer Really how many of you have tried writing your own vows? We had a couple who wrote their own vows and man let me tell you that was the most sickest shit I have ever heard of.

San Diego
So wow, Tijuana was fucking crazy on New Years eve. Tina and I left Ridgecrest at about 5:30pm and made it to gay Aaron's apartment at about 9:30pm and then we all got ready and stuff and headed out the door to walk to the trolley at about 10:30pm and got on the trolley by 11pm and then we got to sit and wait for the damn thing to take us all the way to the border which took forever. We made it to the border at about 11:45pm which gave us 15 minutes to run all the way up the winding stairs, all the way across the bridge and down the winding thing and make it through both sets of gates, hail a cab and get to the club before midnight. We got in the fucking door at 12:02am I was pissed! So we got into the club and started the night off with white russians, then blue hawians and then mai tais and by that point all 3 of us were beyond drunk. Some how Aaron talked us into a 3 way kiss out on the balcony which we have pictures of by the way lol Then we made it to the bar again and the bartend

Help Me Baby Jesus!!!
OK folks...just thought i would let everyone know....I'm moving from Minnesota back home to florida. I will be offline for a while, I will check in when I can. Just don't for get about me...I love all my friends, family, and fans. Don't not stop by just cause i'm not on-line. Please repost this. Thank you and will talk to all of u very soon. ♦ØŘǺĻ ḞĬXÅŦÏŐŊ™♦@ CherryTAP Blue October Lyrics Blue October Music CodesMusic Codes by SongArea.com Hey y'all...i have returned....so stop by and show me some love ok "17 signs your falling in love" Submitted by cass-be on 1/1/07 in the Blonde jokes category. SEVENTEEN: U LOOK AT THEIR PROFILE/PICTURE CONSTANTLY SIXTEEN: WHEN YOUR ON THE PHONE WITH THEM LATE AT NIGHT AND THEY HANG UP, YOU STILL MISS THEM EVEN WHEN IT WAS JUST TWO SECONDS AGO. FIFTEEN: YOU READ THEIR TEXTS or IMS OVER AND OV

Everyday Life
Hope everyone had a great christmas, i did not only did i sleep with my xwife on christmas eve, the kids got all the presents they wanted, as it turns out so did I lol. Yea after being divorced for a yr, the x called me over to help her put together some presents for the wee ones and proceeds to put the moves on me and ask if we could just be "fuck buddies", whats a guy to do except say lets go. 12-21-06. Well my very 1st blog. Not sure where to go with this but like the rest of my life, I will improvise. I work at a bank as a loan officer, the business sucks right now but this will pass, albeit like a kidney stone. The munchkins will be here in about an hour and tomorrow we will finish up christmas shopping, I know it not supposed to be about the presents but they love to buy things for their cousins and grandparents. I am even going to give them money to get something for their mom (the X). Hope the holidays finds you healthy happy and in love with someone (at least in like for

Holiday Food
PLZ HELP HER I WILL GIVE A GIFT TO WHO EVER DOES 300 COMMENTS Michelle's sexual nickname: "Love Bubbles" Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com You Are a Trifle No doubt, you have many intricate layers. But deep down, you're a little squishy. What Holiday Food Are You?

Dj Yankee Girl
IF YOU DON'T KNOW THIS AMAZING DJ... IT'S TIME TO HEAD ON OVER TO .... DAVES HIDEAWAY SHE WILL KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF!! SHE PLAYS THE AWESOME TUNES THAT EVERYONE WANTS TO HEAR!!! BUT MOST OF ALL.... THIS GIRL COMPLETELY RAWKS!!!! COME ON IN TO ONE OF OUR LOUNGES AND LISTEN TO THIS GIRL... SHOW TIMES ARE......... SUNDAY THROUGH SATURDAY 10PM TO 12AM CST HERE IS A LIST OF OUR LOUNGES Dave's Hideaway The Scooter Bar Coyote Ugly Bar The Sober Lounge The Dragon's Lair The Little Shop of Horrors Hell Bangers Lounge The Nip Bar and Lounge Dark Lust of Desires Lounge

Special
Why did you come here?? Why did you leave me alone?? Where did you go?? I standing here with tears wondering why your not near... I can't begining to comprehend when my life started to come to an end.. When I could feel but it the heart no longer healed.. Just got filled with holes that won't close.. I swear I wish sometimes by brother was still here he knew what to say or what to do.. Why am I still sitting here alone?? Does everyone have to go.. Why get close to just end up solo.. As I pounder these thoughts I cry as I have lost so many loved ones in the long run.. Either by death, by love lost or just stayed out of touch.. why does this happen where did you go why did you leave me all alone.. With the pain that is in my heart as I try not to fall apart.. I once again made the mistake and started to love again.. What was I thinking that it will all work out that all that matters is what is in your heart.. Haaaa I say its all a mystery in so many ways.. Does everyone

Guatemala
I recently attended a wedding for a friend in Guatemala. Let me first say, I was prepared and concerned by several blogs painting the the country and region as somewhat squalid, crime infested, and generally unsafe. To those bloggers, I want to say thank you for so negatively affecting my expectations. Thanks to those who had bad things to say about Guatemala, I was prepared for the worst and was treated to one of teh better times away from home I have had. First, Guatemala is not for those seeking white sand beaches, hyper active night life and semi nude people cavorting in the streets...but if anyone has a reccomendation for those things I am willing to listen. Guatemala, first and foremost, have some of the warmest, friendliest people, I have met. They are like the Philadelphia of central America..The Country of Brotherly Love. Second, much like any country of the third world, there is poverty, and people just trying to get their hustle on. Lots of street vendors, lots of ar

The Contest Results Are In!!!!!
I just wanted to take the time to thank everyone that voted for me. I came in 2ND PLACE....which is totally cool. I won a pair of diamond earrings :) Plus I was only 30 votes away from 1st place. So it was really close. I could not of placed at all with out everyones support. Everyone's vote really meant a whole lot to me. I have much luv for all my friends and fans. Thank you all again for your support :) I hope everyone has a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Jess

Pea Story
Pea story Babs Miller was bagging some early potatoes for me. I noticed a small boy, delicate of bone and feature, ragged but clean, hungrily apprising a basket of freshly picked green peas. I paid for my potatoes but was also drawn to the display of fresh green peas. I am a pushover for creamed peas and new potatoes. Pondering the peas, I couldn't help overhearing the conversation between Mr.Miller and the ragged boy next to me. "Hello Barry, how are you today?" "H'lo, Mr. Miller. Fine, thank ya. Jus' admirin' them peas. Sure look good." "They are good, Barry. How's your Ma?" "Fine. Gittin' stronger alla' time." "Good. Anything I can help you with?" "No, Sir. Jus' admirin' them peas." "Would you like to take some home?" "No, Sir. Got nuthin' to pay for 'em with." "Well, what have you to trade me for some of those peas?" "All I got's my prize marble here." "Is that right? Let me see it." "Here 'tis. She's a dandy." "I

Wow 1st Blog.
Thank you to everyone that is an has joined under me. Thank you to everyone who has added me as a friend and fan. Thank you to everyone who has left user comments and rated my profile a 10. Special Thanks to all of you that may add me in the future. Also special Thanks to Cherry Tap for the cool place they have made for all of us. THANK YOU ALL. HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR. Ok it is going to be called Ladies of Cherry Tap in their Sexiest most Exotic lingerie contest. I hope we get enough entrants. This contest needs atleast 6 ladies to enter and kick it off. First lady to 3000 votes wins first place gift to be determined by # of entrants. Second and third place ladies to 3000 votes gets gifts also. If you wish to enter just contact me and let me know which picture you want entered. All ladies who enter will receive a small gift as a thank you for entering. Please pass this info on.

The Cleshay
#10 straight legs make a come back. # 9 prince changes his name again. # 8 so does p diddy, diddy, p. etc. # 7 billary in nov.?? # 6 we will make contact. # 5 Arnold will get breast implants. # 4 so will Kenny Rogers # 3 what happens in vegas won't stay in vegas. # 2 David Letterman will plagerize this list. And my number one prediction for '2007' is DA' BEARS IN THE SUPER BOWL!!! oh yea baby!!! how low will you stoop get your poop in a group it's better to be safe than sorry come down from your hi horse & take a chill pill feathers won't stick unless you're tarry. don't open your mouth if ya can't be nice there's not enough hours in a day take a long walk off a really short pier if you're sneezin' don't roll in the hay don't put off til tommorrow what needs done today why don't you go fly a kite you'll lay in the bed u made for yourself things don't look so bad in the light reach for the stars, go

Naughty Night Before Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude. Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut

The Pink Dress
Don't let your day go on without reading this first, no matter how busy you may be!!! The Pink Dress There was this little girl sitting by herself in the park. Everyone passed by her and never stopped to see why she looked so sad. Dressed in a worn pink dress, barefoot and dirty, the girl just sat and watched the people go by. She never tried to speak. She never said a word. Many people passed by her, but no one would stop. The next day I decided to go back to the park in curiosity to see if the little girl would still be there. Yes, she was there, right in the very spot where she was yesterday, and still with the same sad look in her eyes. Today I was to make my own move and walk over to the little girl. For as we all know, a park full of strange people is not a place for young children to play alone. As I got closer I could see the back of the little girl's dress. It was grotesquely shaped. I figured that was the reason peop

Sick
Well I called the lady that sets up the surgery and called my attorney. As soon as they get the approval they will call me to let me know when the surgery will take place. I will update as soon as I know. OK I JUST TALKED TO MY ADPOTED DAUGHTER AND I FIND OUT THAT A 46 YEAR OLD PRETTY MUCH TRIED TO HAVE SEXD WITH HER. WTF SHE IS ONLY 17 AND THIS FUCKER IS OLDER THAN ME. IF I EV ER SEE THE ASSHOLE I MIGHT CUT HIS DICK OFF. THAT IS JUST WRONG FOR A 46 YEAR OLD MAN TO TRY THAT WITH A YOUNG LADY OF 17. I SWEAR IF I COULD I WOULD HUNT THE PERVERT DOWN. PINCHE GRINGO NO TENGO VERDGA POR NADA, UN CHIQUETA VERDGA Well I was able to find out what will happen exactly in the surgery, lumbar laminectomy, discectomy and fusion with interbody cages and pedicle screws. They will do open surgery, taking away the lamina of the L5 bone in order to get to the disc which will be removed, install synthetic polymer cages, either BMP(bone growth stimulating material, which will include the ground up

This Day
5 May 07 - Saturday 1813 Søren Kierkegaard Denmark, philosopher (founded Existentialism) 1818 Karl Marx philosopher (Communist Manifesto, Das Kapital) 1883 Charles Bender only American Indian in baseball's Hall of Fame 1899 Freeman Gosden Richmond VA, radio actor (Amos-Amos 'n' Andy) 1900 Spencer Tracy actor (Guess Who's Coming to Dinner) 1908 Rex [Reginald Carey] Harrison Huyton Lancashire England, actor (My Fair Lady, Doctor Dolittle, Cleopatra) 1940 Eric Burdon Walker-on-Tyne England, rock singer (Animals) 1942 Tammy Wynette Redbay AL, country singer (Stand by your Man) 1943 Michael Palin Sheffield Yorkshire England, comedian (Monty Python, Fish Called Wanda) 1948 Bill Ward Birmingham England, heavy metal drummer (Black Sabbath) 1953 Billy Burnette Memphis TN, rock guitarist (Fleetwood Mac) 1961 Hiro Hase wrestler (NJPW) 1976 Sage Stallone Sylvester's son/actor (Rocky V) 1382 Battle of Beverhoutsveld - population beats drunken army 1504 Anton of Burgundy t

Dr.3v1l:the Man
Christmas Time again! This time it's a little better because I will be getting a Real Trailer! Some might say Big Deal! Well here's the Stitch;I'm 6'3" 260 and I've lived in a Travel Trailer for 4 Years!! My last one is a 27' Fold out Prowler,talk about Close Quarters! Well my Real Trailer is a 1Br,1Bth with a nice size Bathroom compared to a Bathroom Built for small children,I'll be a lot happier! Now I won't be embarrassed ta invite someone over.

Poetry I've Found
With rivers flowing down her cheeks and thunder cursing through her veins. With never ending heartache and continuously building pain. Running thorugh the streets, screaming in the park, "I know you never loved. Without me you're better off". Of course he never loved me, I'm but a useless screwed up kid. But I'm not sure what I'll do without him, he was my reason to live. He got away with more than anyone, scared me more then ever before. But I made just one simple mistake, our relationships no more. I always knew this was bound to happen. I was only chasing a dream. Nothing's ever right for me, This is just another scene. I'm sitting in my room and I think of what you said, "I don't care what you did goodbye", I knew he never cared. All those nights wasted, all that credit that I burned. I should have been more careful, you're just anopther lesson to learn. Babe my heart is bleeding, you promised not to hurt me. You said you hated fighting, I was right, I'm not

Lmao
here we go....."a very sexually active 40-something walks into a plastic surgeons office. she explains that she like sex and would like her pussy lips reduced since they are well fucked and flappy. she embareassingly tells the doctor, " i dont want anyone to know about this can you promise me your utmost discretion?" the doctor says that " NO ONE will know". so after the procedure she awakes and finds three roses placed next to her on the bed. she very angrily asked the doctor, "i thought you said no one would know, where did these come from"? the doctor said" calm down miss, no one knows, the first one is from me, my wife had the same operation done several months ago, she said that it had hurt, the second was from the nurse, after watching the procedure for the fisrt time she felt for you, " "and the third" she said?", arms crossed, " well the third was from a burn patient upstairs to say thanks for the new EARS."

Damned?
Some nights I lay here and wonder why I was cursed to love. Why was I given a heart capable of so much love when it has no outlet, no one to bestow it upon... Everyone I care for is either taken or doesn't want my affection. I feel as though I were damned...destined to be alone...

Vote For My Beautiful Freind
Gemini You are a master flirt. You know just how to pick up hotties, but it is usually just a one night stand because you are out to have fun. You like sex to be fun. You are not afraid to spice it up with some sex toys, blindfolds and food. Your ideal partner would be open minded, and into having fun too. Sex matches: Libra, Aquarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com ladies and gents my freind mel needs yalls help to wint a beauty contest please have kind hearts and give her the best love you can http://www.insearchoftheworldsmostbeautifulwoman.com/profile.php?Contestant=2262

Poerty
I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am. I don't live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam. I don't brag to my buddies about my erections. I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions. I don't get wasted at parties, and act like a clown. And I know how to put that damned toilet seat down! I won't grab your hooters, I won't pinch your butt. My belt buckle's not hidden beneath my beer gut. And I don't go around "readjusting" my crotch, or yell like Tarzan when my headboard gets a notch. I don't belch in public, I don't scratch my behind. I'm a woman you see-I'm just not that kind! I'm glad I'm a woman, I'm so glad I could sing. I don't have body hair like shag carpeting. It doesn't grow from my ears or cover my back. When I lean over you can't see 3 inches of crack. And what's on my head doesn't leave with my comb. I'll never buy a toupee to cover my dome. Or have a few hairs pulled from over the side. I'm a woman, you know-I've got far too much pride! A

Anything
A MAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING: I JUST NEED SOME SPACE. .... without you in it. DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS? We haven't had a fight in a while. NO, PIZZA'S FINE. .... you cheap slob! I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW. I just don't want you as a boyfriend now. I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? I can't believe you have nothing planned. COME HERE. My puppy does this, too. I LIKE YOU, BUT... I don't like you. YOU NEVER LISTEN. You never listen. I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE. I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will. OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF. I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going dutch. OH YES!!! RIGHT THERE!! Well, near there; I just want to get this over with. I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS. We're gonna make fun of you and your friends. These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say... "IT'S A GUY

Whaasssssup!!!!!
Think about this for a while. If I happened to show up on your door step crying, would you care? If I called you and asked you to pick me up because something happened, would you come? If I had one day left to live my life, would you be part of that last day? If I needed a shoulder to cry on, would you give me yours? This is a test to see who your real friends are, or if you are just someone to talk to when they're bored. Send this to every1 on your list including the person who sent it to you. I just did. Because you are my friend. First I like you, Then I loved you HEY ALL YOU CHERRY TAP FRIENDS...I HAVE A NEW MAP ON MY PAGE ..PLEASE ALL MY FRIEND COME AND PIN WHERE YOU ARE ,SO I'LL KNOW WHERE ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY ARE AT.... THAXS VERY MUCH ..MAUHHHHHHH WETKISSES47 Hi every one, Hows every little thang going ? Im here to share.... my likes are....people who are real....truth...love...respect..wisdom..magical...writting potery....reading ...im an a

Lost Love
If I Could Let You Know by Max Guillen If I could let you know The star that used to be ours Doesn't shine anymore How much I miss the way you used to kiss The nights we shared filled with joy and bliss If I could let you know The soft warm breeze that used to blow around me Is now gone and cold If I could let you know The flowers in my way Don't bloom like before Ever since the destiny took you away If I could let you know How much I appreciate the time When we were one The days when you were mine When everything around us was filled with life We were louder than love But I guess the heavens from up above didn't accept us falling in love I guess we wasn't meant to be but why did you come to me? I guess the destiny is the one to blame If I could let you know That I love you and that I miss you My beautiful angel and that if we couldn't be in this crazy world together Someday I will be up there

Can I Honestly Be This Stupid.
OK, I wanted to give more of a background on my father from my last entry. More or less, my father was abusive to my mother, myself, and my sister when we were little. He would lock us in our rooms while he went to the race tracks, or while he was just in the living room wathcing TV so he didn't have to put up with us. My parents divorced when I was around 2, my father has never really been there at all for me or my sister. Financially he was, $200 a month until my sister turned 18 then $100 a month until I turned 18. Other than maybe a few visits a year, here and there and depending on the year and where we were living that was it. I have always had a problem with him, I dont understand why he can't just be there for us. I dont understand why he doesnt care to know what is going on with us, or worry about us. I dont care if he is busy working, or doing whatever with his new family we are his children and he is suppose to be there for us. That is his responsibilty, he is our FATHER,

Ya Just Dont Ever Know....
This is just to let all my friends know, that after a long illness mom passed away this morinh at 5. I ty all fer yer prayers n cocerns it means alot to me n my family. I might not be around as much or answereing call. but i'll return messages as i can. This is gonna take some time folks but bear with me. Love u all Ehh most of u know it that i talk to onhere, but i broke my right foot, on the round ankle ball area. luckly no surgery.

Nopi Nationals
City , State Date Location Event ATLANTA AREA - HAMPTON, GA September 15 & 16 Atlanta Motor Speedway Drift Comp | Car Show About NOPI --> -->--> -->--> -->--> --> NOPI - Pronunciation: 'no-PEE - Function: adjective or noun - Date: late 20th century Etymology: Initially American English spoken among teenagers and youth adults. Usage spread through Europe, South America and Asia. Definitions: 1) an immersive, aspiring lifestyle centered on performance sports and participatory, high-energy entertainment. 2) Fashionable, sexy and beautiful. 3) Used as an intensive (A car NOPI fast). 4) Marked by deliberated emphasis ofacceptance and respect (A NOPI event). 5) Facilitating relief from commercialism and massiv eadvertising campaigns. 6) Producing an impression of being contemporary, innovative and stylish Founded in 1966, NOPI (Number One Parts, Incorporated) is one of the country's leading parts distributors in the $2.3 billion market for sport-compact

My Respect
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com Romance is like love, it has no color nor an age, It cannnot be explained in a single word or phrase. Romantic or not, anyone can relate, especially those with any affection to anyone or anything. Romance is overrated, or overrated is exaggerated, meaning, evryone has their own opinion, on its definition. To have some affection towards another, or a interest in your own contributions, is like the feelings of romantic persuader, dwelling to their own mechasisms. Romance is passion, the involvement of strong feelings. It may also be a burden if obsession has penetrated. But, who can define what Romance really mean? is it the young couple's who use it as pass time, or the old folks, who say it is their secret. I honestly cannot say, for romance to me is like trying to explain, what makes a rose an attribution to my opposite sex. I do not try to infer on own life, but this word has brought an attraction to

Name A Drink
Name A Beer, a liquor or any kind of alcholic drink... and lets see if we can start an alcoholic chain gang... name a one without repeating then re-post... PERIOD!!! *~B33~*-- Jack Daniels JULIO-G -- Bud Light Turtle G- Budwiser E-von-- Purple stuff Nea*perkinz*--southern comfort Skeebs--carona K.ROSE~"HYPNOTIC" BEAUTIFUL--~--"YAGUR" N8tive Honey-Everclear Raena- Frozen Margarita Candy-amaretto sour Lushuslou-Piece of Ass (SoCo, ammaretto, sweet n sour, on rocks) Pretty ~ Long Island Ice Tea....was my favorite when I drank ~CaRrOtS~ Tequilla Jennifer~~~Grey Goose MoJo!***FUBAR*** Amanda~ Smirnoff Raspberry Mysticpotion ~ Crown!!!

Lil Bit
DId you ever wonder why holidays are such a big deal????? I mean I would feel like it is more from the heart if something was done unexpectedly. When you only do something cause you have to, it doesnt feel that special to me. If you were dating me would you be mad if I told you to forget all holidays and that you are only allowed to done something special on none holidays?????? I mean I want things done because you want to, not because you have to..... What do you think???? Have you ever noticed that people feel they have the right to be rude or an ass. However, when someone does the same to them they get offensive. Maybe they should treat people as they want to be treated(or at least pretend that they are an adult). Do you ever feel like no matter how hard you try you are just going backwards. It is like everytime something good happens in life and I go 1 step forward, bam something bad happens and I end up 3 steps back.. Then to add salt to make hurt. Someone will say that is

Clearing Sum Shit Up!!!!!!
Before I get started I jus want to apologize to all my friends and family here.. for may actions before hand... Look Amanda or whatever your fukkin name is... Let me say this and then i hope like hell you stay the fukk out of my shouts... First of all let me give you the fukkin 411 on the definition of a fukkin real Lesbian LESBIAN.....ONE WHO SEXUALLY is into same sex...MEANING SWEETHEART...The dicks stay in the draw... BI....ONE WHO SEXUALLY is into "BOTH SEXES" MEANING SWEETHEART...YOU like a sux a dick here and a pussie there.... NOW... I never said anything about you and ur misfortune... I feel for you.. like i said to you before.. i would not wish that upon anyone...I hope you went after the lil fukker that did it...Meaning...Legally... I really don't know you from jack or jill.i really could give a dayum who you fukk. You seem to be a lil confused not if ur a lesbian or not but in everything in general.. From the shouts out that you sent me.. But thi

Listen
Sometime I wake up at night, and can't go back to sleep. Sometimes I cry and don't know what is wrong. Sometimes, I feel like I can fight a room full of people. Sometimes I pray to God I had never been born. Sometimes I like to stop and look at the horizon. Sometimes I like to stay up all night doing nothing at all. Sometimes I wish I was someone else. Sometimes I think everyone is talking about me. Sometimes I talk to whoever is inside of me that answers back. Sometimes I wish I could fly away over the earth on a warm spring day. Sometimes I wish someone would break into my house, just to see what I would do to them. Sometimes I can't believe how far i've made it. Sometimes I can't stand to go on. Sometimes I dont know if i'm dreaming or not. Sometimes I change the ending of movies, because they aren't true anyways. Sometimes I remember how good things used to be. Sometimes I stare at strangers, to see who looks away first. Sometimes I wish I was not so weak. Sometimes I wish I could

Redneckwoman
ok guys im still trying to figure all this out..grr but hey i will get it wach and see im just like that.lol just give me a lil bit and i will get it..i promise i will but anyways i think im going to like it once all is said and done. huggs and kisses to all

Pissed
I am sick of everyone butting in my life. Its my life, stay the fuck out of it. To all ya'll on my friends list........if u have no idea what I'm talkin' bout, then this aint pointed toward u. The others, back the fuck off. I'm gonna do what I wanna do. I am trying to make me and my kids happy, and if that pisses u off, then go fuck urself. I dont give a rats ass anymore. I am tired of trying to pls everyone. Its my time. I'm takin time for myself and my kids. Its long over do. I cant pls all ya'll and I refuse to try anymore. Yeah I'm throwing away 7 years. Who fuckin cares. I'm not happy, my kids arent happy, and thats all that matters to me anymore. Our happiness. I'm tired of ppl flapping their lips on shit they no nothing about. Unless it involves u, stay the fuck out. And just to clarify something, I'm not out fuckin someone. Even if I was, it aint none of ur damn business, so back up, and stay out of my shit. I apologize to the ones reading this and r wonderi

First Day
i am so excited. it is my first day on cherry tap and i am already a cherry grunt. my daughter and my sister in law said it took them longer than that. i am enjoying the people i am meeting and the conversations.

First Time
Wow, this site in really amaizing... its way better than myspace. but yet, myspace isnt complicated lol. I cant believe christmas is like 3 days away. I still need to get my bf something. I hate doin late christmas shopping. Well, its 12:41 am, and im really tired. and i dont got to much to honestly say right now. so who ever reads this. hope u have a Merry Christmas.

Friday 22 December 2006
well had a death call today, picked up the body, tomorrow was going to be a day off tomorrow, but the family wants the funeral tomorrow. So we have to get the body and every thing ready tonight for tomorrows funeral. I am just on a break now, had to get something to eat. and going back over there. and when i get home going to bed and getting up early tomorrow to finish the finial prep. Oh, FYI, This will be the first funeral I have been in charge of. But the family really seems to like me, but I will have a lic funeral director from another funeral home watching over me the whole time, to make it legal and to critic me for the owner of the funeral home, so I best do it well. Well talk to you all something saturday afternoon or saturday night, take care. NOT TOO LONG AGO I BROKE UP WITH MY GF. MOSTLY BECAUSE CT WAS MORE IMPORTANT TO HER THAN I WAS. AND WHEN NOTHING WAS GOING ON AT CT. SHE WOULD TALK MY EAR OFF. ALL ABOUT HER, WHICH WAS UNDERSTANDABLE, AND I WAS MORE THAN WI

Depressing Stuff
if i did a good job would anyone care if i ruled the would would anyone care if i actuly tried would anyone care if i told you i loved you would you care if you said you loved me would i care if my truck got broken into would my friends care if i died today would anyone care if i died tomorrow would anyone care I take this shiny butcher Ponder the value of my life See my reflection in the blade Think of all the mistakes I've made Ponder what my life is worth Been a problem since my birth Mother always was a bitch Said I was a problem she couldn't fix And if she ever get the chance She'd get rid of me without a second glance Lived my life looked down apon Told I was of demon spawn This butcher knife my only friend And is my begining as well as my end Run the blade then down my arm Causing very little harm Make shallow cuts here and there As bright red blood spreads on my skin so fair Slowly the pain starts to sink in And now my pleasure will begin Repeatedly I

My Blog
mind and eyes are the key soul to the person with them you can see whats lays ahead but when hided can lend you into a dark corner never letting you see whats hided deep inside I'm sorry if my boobs aren't big enough to "satisfy" your needs. I'm sorry if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs. I'm sorry if I'm not tan enough for you I'm sorry if I'm not a playboy model so I can't act like a porn star for you. I'm sorry If i don't have a dream body that turns you on. I'm sorry if im not tall enough. I'm sorry if my hair is not long enough. But most of all... I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are. If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry". If you're one of the few GUYS with enough balls to repost, and you would never make your girl feel this way, repost as "I love you just the way you are"

Not Depressing Stuff
At times the days seemed so long; I thought I'd never make it through, Then suddenly, out of a dream, I have met someone like you. I had locked up all my feelings and I'd thrown away the key, Until your heart spoke a thousand words I knew were meant to be. When times turned rough and lonely, and despair fell upon my face, You comforted me and kept me safe in that loving special place. You don't realize what you have and what you've done for me, But the way you managed to steal my heart is what has set me free. You've given me a feeling that no one else could ever change, Your love has touched a place in me that I always found so strange. It's as if you were cut right out of a spell cast upon my heart, Because the crazy thing about it is, I've loved you from the start. No one in this wide world could touch the feelings we share; To the seconds I spend with you, nothing can compare. You've opened my eyes and heart just enough and let me live, You've changed my world wi

Friggin Old Ass Poem !!!!
Madder than mad,Sadder than sad. Hotter than fire,Colder than ice. People aren't shit until I roll the dice. Enraged without proportions,my wick is quickly burning. The hole seems much deeper, but my strength is way steeper. Outsmarting my enemies and beating them down. When it comes to a thrown I wear the crown. All alone in my palace without someone here ... No one to listen no one to care. A flame deep inside me fighting to grow but without someone here I have nothing to show. What did you say ? You don't understand ? Of course you don't. Not even I can.

Phoenix's Inferno!
Phoenix’s T’was the night before X-Mass! ( 2003 ) T’was the night before x-mass and all though my house. It was damn f-in quiet, cuz I killed that damn mouse! No stalking were hung by the chimney with cheer Cuz we don’t have a fire place, Fuck I need a BEER! The children where nestled all snug in their beds, Which is good because if they weren’t I’d be bustin some heads. Mom sipping brandy and Dad drinking jack Were just getting ready to hop in the sack *shudders* When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter And a fat man ran past the window, to empty his bladder Wasn’t hard to figure when the fat man ran past I opened up the door in time to see Santa scratching his ass No need for formalities as Santa looked back, “Hey what’s crackin Phoenix!” And he handed me a half rack. I said, “Come on in ya fat bastard, have yourself a snack” “Don’t mind if I do, just watch the wise cracks.” Then with his eyes twinkling I heard the man s

Never Take Your Mother For Granted
The young mother set her foot on the path of life. "Is this the long way?" she asked. And the guide said "Yes, and the way is hard. And you will be old before you reach the end of it. But the end will be better than the beginning." But the young mother was happy, and she would not believe that anything could be better than these years. So she played with her children, she fed them and bathed them, and taught them how to tie their shoes and ride a bike and reminded them to feed the dog and do their homework and brush their teeth. The sun shone on them, and the young Mother cried, "Nothing will ever be lovelier than this." Then the nights came, and the storms, and the path was sometimes dark, and the children shook with fear and cold, and the mother drew them close and covered them with her arms, and the children said, "Mother, we are not afraid, for you are near, and no harm can come." And the morning came, and there was a hill ahead, and the children climbed and

Something I Wrote
This is just something that was on my mind i figured id write a poem of some sort about it. i may not have had any relationships yet in my life besides a long-term one that didn't work out but i did learn from it and i have learned from all of my friends different relationships. So this is how i feel about the whole relationship deal. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- THE WHOLE RELATIONSHIP DEAL Why is it when you love someone you can't be with them, Why is it when you care for someone they dont feel the same about you, Why is it when you show how you feel for someone it ususally never helps, Why is it that when you want to be with someone they want someone else, Why is it that girls seem to always wanna be JUST FRIENDS!!! Why is it when you talk to someone about dating they blow it off, Why is it when you talk to someone about hooking up they say theyd rather not, Why is it when you try to hug the person you care for they p

Moody
I have not got my credit card anymore so can't get vip back *cry* I am not very happy, my mum went to Florida for a month and I did not even get a phone call today to wish me and the kids Happy Christmas :( I bet my fucking sister got a phone call seeing as she is heavily pregnant at the moment :( Ever since my sister got pregnant my mum has been all over her and forgot about me and my kids. And before anyone says anything no I am not jelouse I just want my kids to see their nan once in a while. God sake I only live 10 mins away from my sister. Is anyone happy today? The past few days so many people have been pissed off and in a bad mood and it's really getting on my nerves :( Cheer up for god sake it's Christmas :)

My Health
WELL THEY DID X-RAYS ON MY NECK. IT WILL TAKE 3-4 DAYS TO GET THE RESULTS BACK. MY DOCTOR GAVE ME 2 PERSCRIPTIONS. ONE TO KEEP THE SWELLING DOWN AND ANOTHER FOR PAIN. ONE IS A STERIOD AND THE OTHER IS NAPROXEN. I THINK. LOL THE ONE FOR PAIN MAKES ME SLEEPY. I GO BACK TO THE DOCTOR IN 14 DAYS TO SEE HOW THE MEDS ARE DOING AND SEE WHAT THE X-RAYS SHOW. IF THEY CANT SEE MUCH THEN I WILL HAVE TO GO FOR A MRI. I JUST HOPE THEY CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT IS WRONG SOON. NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO MAYBE HAVING SURGERY. WILL LET YOU ALL KNOW MORE WHEN I FIND OUT. TY FOR YOUR PRAYERS. BIG HUGS sorry i have not been online. we are having problems with the electricity. someone is coming today to look at it. i will be back soon. i hope. i miss yall very much. big hugs and much love to all. i am sorry i havent been on too much lately. but i do try and i try to leave comments and rate things. my mind is all over the place with work and now my family. i just recently learned that my grandma is not doing too good

Being A Leo
LEO (July 23 - Aug. 22)-- If you fuck up just once with a Leo...That's IT. Don't be expecting them to take you back. They are not willing victims, after all, they CHOSE you...you screwed up? They can UN-Choose you just the same. They live for Menage a Trois...or Qua...or Cinco....anything in a group is okay as long as they are in the middle. Leos also like bubble baths. Once you start with a Leo...do not think you can just turn their emotions on or off like a switch...they demand satisfaction. NOW. All the stress in the world ends up in the Leo neck...They need neckrubs...they feel like they have the entire weight of the world on their head. If its kinky, a Leo has probably done it..You know Madonna's a LEO, right? She masters the Madonna/Whore/Goddess thing pretty well, huh? I wonder why? Could it be cause shes a fuckin' LEO? yep. Valmont was probably a Leo. They probably have the movie at home. Get out your furry gloves and faux mink whips for this kitten. they love soft floggers

About Me
I AM 1. 5'8''+ or 175cm tall 2. too darn skinny, but still happy 3. a flirt and a tease at times 4. a hopeless romantic 5. a good friend 6. an optimist for the most part 7. the baby of the family (one brother) 8. caring 9. compassionate 10. very creative I HAVE 11. collections of Eeyore, and fairies 12. a ton of movies (I think lol) 13. blonde hair in the summer and almost brown in the winter 14. green eyes 15. too big a big heart 16. love everyone 17. the skill to strike up a conversation w/ total strangers 18. no broken bones... yet ~ Knock on Wood! 19. an ex husband and a wonderful child which I would marry all over for again just to have him! 20. a very vivid imagination I LOVE 21. to travel ~ just have to wait for my son to go to college lol 22. walking barefoot on the beach 23. orange flavored water and coffee 24. my son to pieces 25. seafood, italien 26. to read (up on you ~ hehe ** Dean Koontz, Dan

Holidays
Hi everyone, im currently in NY now to have the Christmas holiday with my family. It has been a long time since i have had Christmas home. Id like to wish everyone a happy holiday season. and Id like to wish everyone a very happy New year , be safe and healty and ill talk again soon. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!

Welcome
Hello to everyone here on CherryTap I am going to be gone for a few days but i will be back as soon as i get another phone line here i am currently using a friend's phone line and he is moving tomorrow so i will be offline until i get a phone line i will hurry and get back as soon as i can. Danielle as babygirl Hello all I just wantted to post a new blog...I wantted to say hello to all on Cherry Tap and hope to make new friends on here...Hope to hear from you all...Come by and add, rate, fan me ok Love to all on Cherry Tap MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAVE A HAPPY AND SAFE NEW YEAR'S EVERYONE

Voodoo6ex
Do not stand at my grave and weep I am not there, I do not sleep. I am a thousand winds that blow, I am the diamond glints on snow, I am the sunlight on ripened grain, I am the gentle autumn rain. When you awaken in the morning's hush, I am that swift uplifting rush of quiet birds in circled flight, I am the soft stars that shine at night. Do not stand at my grave and cry, I am not there, I did not die.