WHAT YOU ARE A BOUT TO READ IS EITHER REAL OR NOT YOU DECIDE BUT PLEASE DONT PASS JUDGEMENT TILL YOU READ ALL THE INSTALLMENTS THIS IS JUST ...............DAY ONE: BUZZZZZZ THE SOUND OF MY DIME STORE ALARM CLOCK WAKES ME REMINDING ME ITS TIME TO GET MY FAT BUTT OUT OF BEDD WITH A JIGGLE TO THE LEFT I FIND MY FEET ON THE FLOOR HEARING MY WIFE WHO BY THE WAY THINKS I COULDN'T LOVE HER ANDY LESS( JOKES ON HER) ASKS ME WHAT I AM DOING I SNICKER IN DISSBELEIFE AND SAY IM OFF TO MAKE YOU YER MONEY SHE GIGGLES AND SAYS GET TO IT THEN WITH A SMOOCH I AM DOWN THE STAIRS TRIPPING ON THE KIDS LAYING ON THE LIVING ROOM FLOOR..NEVER UNDERSTAND HOW THEY GET THERE TILL I COME HOME AND SEE THEIR BEDS AINT BEEN SLEPT IN IN 3 YEARS.. AHH THE KIDS I AM A FATHER OF FOUR GOT 3 GIRLS AND ONE BOY THE OLDEST IS 12 YOUNGEST (BOSS) IS 6. HEARING FROM THE LOCAL METEOROLOGIST ITS GOING TO BE A BLUSTERY DAY WITH 75 MILE AND HOUR WINDS I PREPARE FOR MY DAY .. THE ONLY THING I LOVE MORE THANT PICKING MY SELF UP OFF THE FLOOR AFTER TRIPPING IS THE SOUND OF ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS WIMPERING AS HE TRIES TO GET UP AND MEET ME AT THE DOOR POOR GUYS GOT TO DO SOME BUISSNESS AND IM THE ONLY ONE UP SO I OPEN THE DOOR AND LET THE SLIGHTLY OVER WEIGHT YER AGRESSIVLY STRONG LAB ROT MIX EXIT THE HOUSE FER HIS ROUNDS.. HE HAS A FEW GIRL FRIENDS THAT FEEL NEGLECTED THIS TIME OF YEAR . DONT BLAME ME IM AN ADVOCATE OF THE LEASHE LAWS BUT IF HE CAN JUMP A SIX FOOT FENCE HE DESERVES A BOT OF LOVIN FROM THE LOCAL....UM..FEMALE DOGS IN HEAT. WHILE WATCHING HIM JUMP I AM REMINDED OF HOW I MET MY WIFE WE WAS IN 7TH GRADE I WAS ONE HECK OF A JAKCASS BACK THEN ONLY RECENTLY I HAVE FOUND I WAS MY WIFES BULLY SHE HATED ME BAKC THEN .. I USED TO SIT BEHIND HER IN CLASS NORTH WEST HISTORY AS I REMEBER IT CAUSE IT HAD THEI TEACHER THAT LOOKED LIKE MY DOGS HIND CORTERS MINUS THE HAIR.. LOOKING AT HIM MADE ME THING WHAT IS MALE PATTERN BALDNESS AND WHY DONT I HAVE IT? YOU SSEE I AM BALD BY CHOICE I HAVE WANTED TO TRY TO BURN MY SCALP IN HOPES TO BE PERMANENTLY BALD BUT ON ADVICE OF MY THERAPIST ,DOCTOR,COWORKERS, AND FAMILY I HAVE DECIDED TO JUST SHAVE THE STUFF OFF.FINALLY I MA ENTERING THE VEHICLE I DRIVE TO WORK EYE LIDS HEAVE FROM ANOTHER NIGHT OF TYPING AWAY AT A PC I FOUND FER SALE AT A HOMELESS SHELTER HAD TO DELETE ALL THE CURRENT REWSIDENT LIST BUT IT HOLD A GOOD VARIETY OF PORN SOME TASTEFULL NOTHING ILLEAGAL GOOD THING CAUSE THE PREVIOUSE OWNER LEFT ALL HIS ID ON IT WICH BRINGS ME BAKC TO THE DAY I MET MY WIFE SHE WAS SITTING IN FORNT OF ME LONG DISHWATER BLONDE HAIR FLOWING LIKE A RIVER ON A HOT SUMMER NIGHT I COULDNT RESIST IT I HAD TO.. SLIDE MY DESK AGAINST HER HAIR PINNING IT BETWEEN HER CHAIR NAD MY DESK AND AS SHE ROSE FER HER NEXT CLASS YANKED DANG NEAR HALF OF IT OUT . DAMN I LOVED THEM DAYS ..FOUR DAYS LATER I DID IT AND SHE HAULED OFF AND SMAKKED ME .. I THOUGHT O MY SELF(CAUSE THATS WHAT I CALL MY SLEF IS SLEF) I SAID SELF IF SHES MAN ENOUGH TO HITR YOU SHES WOMAN ENOUGHT O BE WITH SO IM NOT SURE HOW BUT SHE GREW TO EITHER SUBMIT TO MY BOYISH FLIRTS OR I DRUGGED HER .. AND IN THOSE DAYS THE ONLY DRUG I KNOW WAS ASPRIN WICH I TOOK EVERY TIME I HAD TO HELP MY STPE FATHER WORK IN THE GARADGE.. THAT MAN NEVER HAD A 9/16 WRENCH BUT SOME HOE ALWAYS FOUND A WAY TO ASK FOR ONE AND WHEN I SAID YOU AINT GOT ONE IT WAS WW3 HITTING BITINGF SCRATHCING YELLING AND SCREAMING TOO TO THE WALL TO THE BUMPER OF HIS 1975 CHEVY PICHUP WICH WAS STONGR THAN NAY THING THIS OL HEAD EVER HIT.AFTERBOUT8 YEARS OF THAT I TURNED 18 AND LOW AND BEHOLD I HEAR CMON LETS FIX MOMS CAR . OS OFF TO THE GARADGE WE TAKE OFF THE WHEEL TRYING TO GET THE CALIPRE OFFI HEAR THE EVEN MORE DREADFUL GIT ME A 9/16 WRENCH WITH THAT I MUTTERED WHY NOT JUST BEAT THE HELL OUT OF ME NOW . NOT RELIZING I HAVE BEEN WORKING OUT AND GOT QUITE THE MUSCLE BUILD (WORE BAGGY CLOTHES THAT MADE ME LOOK TOTALY FAT)HE JUMPS UP AND SWINGS AT ME AS I DODGE AND ATTEMPT A COUNTER ATTAKC I AM HIT WITH HIS OTHER HAND COMMING AROUND THE OTHER WAY...I WAKE UP 1 YEAR LATER REMINDED I GOT A JOB TO DO SO OFF TO TACO BELL I GOT........."TO BE CONTINUED"
