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I'm Happy
There is this guy I know named Mike and he has been overs seas fighting in Iraq. I'm so happy to find out yesterday that he is back in the states. I missed him alot.I'm proud of him and the many other soliders over seas. Please dont forget this year to thank and welcome a solider home.
Silly And Funny
~ The Cowboy and the Dentist ~ A cowboy walks into the dentist's office and after the dentist examines him, he says, "That tooth has to come out. I'm going to give you a shot of Novocain and I'll be back in a few minutes." The cowboy grabs the doc's arm, "No way. I hate needles I'm not having any shot!" So the dentist says, "Okay, we'll have to go with the gas." The man replies, "Absolutely not. It makes me very sick for a couple of days. I'm not having gas." So the dentist steps out and comes back with a glass of water. "Here," he says. "Take this pill." "What is it?" asks the cowboy. The doc replies, "Viagra." The cowboy looks surprised. "Will that kill the pain?" he asks. "No," replies the dentist, "but it will give you something to hang on to while I pull your tooth." Author- Unknown ~ Have a funtabulous day! ~
Simply Cumm In For The Sake Of World's Bad Girls
The next day, we caught a short island-hopping flight to our next port-of-call. It was the opposite of our little cottage. This time, we were staying at a very posh, high-rise resort hotel. After checking out the view from our room, which overlooked the huge pool, Sondra unpacked, stripped and donned only her bikini bottoms and went out onto the balcony. She stretched, letting the sun warm her skin, and I’m sure more than a few people at the pool had an opportunity to observe that she has a magnificent set of tits. I stepped out on to the balcony with her, just as the man from the next suite did. He introduced himself to us and offered us a beer. His name was Brian and when he returned he couldn’t take his eyes off Sondra’s chest as we talked. After a few minutes, Brian’s wife, Janet, joined us on the balcony. She was wearing a conservative one-piece bathing suit and her mouth literally fell open when she saw Sondra. She regained her composure and emphatically informed us that,
Random Shit
Seth Prime says: hey sorry bout not callin you back, my phone is nearly dead albinobum@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: i cried Seth Prime says: bitch albinobum@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: now you just made me do it agian Seth Prime says: awww im sorry Seth Prime says: I didnt mean to resurface your unnessissary, self inflicted emotional trauma albinobum@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: yes your doing it well now back it up with i would have called right away and dumb chicks would think you actually cared cuase they didnt understand the insault Seth Prime says: haha Seth Prime says: all too true Seth Prime says: crazy bitches Seth Prime says: see this is why I need dumb broads, because running intellectual circles arround them with insults is entertaining to me, I could do that forever albinobum@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: true but you must be on your toes cause you could slip up and toss a regular in
Food For Thoughts
5 Kinds of Sex The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face. The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen. The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom. The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!" There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom. Chores on the Farm A young boy comes down to breakfast one morning. His mother asks, "Have you done your chores yet?" "No," replies the boy, "but could I have breakfast first?" "You know the rules, go outside and clean the chicken coop, milk the cow and feed the pigs." The boy goes down to the chicken coop and lazily cleans
I'm A Newbie
Aloha Everyone! Just wanted to say hello to all my new friends and soon-to-be friends. I really appreciate all your new user comments as well as the photo comments. Please keep 'em coming and I will return the favor... I hope to chat with you all soon! Aloha, Kilana
My Thoughts
Well I am here I guess but see alot of changes. I hope you all have a great weekend Well Micah was rushed and admitted to ER last night,and then transported him to Chapel Hill by 6 am.My son says he is sleeping now but afraid he might not be out by Christmas. Apparently he caught a bug and started running a high temp, will know more as i hear it.
Lindas Blog
HEY GUYS CHECK THIS SEXY LADYS THONG OUT SHE IS MY BEST FRIEND GO VOTE FOR HER JUST CLICK ON THIS PICTURE AND VOTE THANKS
Who Wants To
Who Dat
Send me a voice comment. It's FREE! Just call 1-641-985-7800 and enter *2685308. If you get one too, I'll reply. http://www.snapvine.com
In The Nightside Of Eden
I belong to a great family of Aunts. Both my father and mother had only sisters to share with us. Two each. The four women are all different in their ways, from appetite to style, from humor to humility. But one thing they all have in common is that they all suffer from "favorite aunt" syndrome. And I don't use suffer lightly. Every time I go home, there seems to be some small kitchen sized war waged from one aunt on another about whom I love more, vice versa, and which aunt will get the honor of house-sitting next time I hit the road. The judging is determined by the Aunt force itself as they factor in which one of us remembered who's birthday and who received what, from fruit cake to phone calls, who keeps up with the websites and who knows the songs better, who changed who's diapers and who remembers the names of ex-girlfriends, etc. I remain quiet and let them duke it out as I myself judge the event always scoring it a tie. Maybe that's the problem in the kitchen. Everyone is forev
Nothing Like The Holidays
Nsfw
We are all adult's, aleast most of us. This shit about NSFW is bullshit! Just because you deem it NSFW doesn't mean people are not going to look at it at work. They need to stop f**king with our profiles and pics. Stop making pics and albums invisible, let us decide what is open, and private. Grow the F**K up yourselves, whoever you are!
Dunno
I make them also, in 16million colors so just ask, including the VERY EASY to make VIC...people. Don't let others fool you into thinking this is a difficult process, it is NOT! I can make anything, not just TAP designs. You name it, it can be a license...WOW, imagine that! You can view a few in my folder labeled "Tags". These are not a big deal to do folks. ps> I do morphs and skins as well Now all who truly know me, know that I don't do 'drama'. However, tonight, the last night of 2006...was different. I read a Bulletin that had my nic on it so I investigated and found that someone was holding a Contest title "saxy" Here is what happened from there: I had asked this Devil girl to please change the title of her contest seeing I hold COntests and Saxxy is my nic. This is our shoutbox conversation. **Devilishly Cute** Add me, fan me, rate me and i'll do the same for you! **Im holdin a SAXY PIC CO My Shoutbox ->**Devilish...: You only omitted one lette
Holiday Junk
______________________________________________ Have a Microsoft Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except Papa's mouse. The computer was humming, the icons were hopping, As Papa did last minute Internet shopping. The stockings were hung by the modem with care In hope that St. Nicholas would bring new software. The children were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of computer games danced in their heads. PageMaker for Billy, and Quicken for Dan, And Carmen Sandiego for Pamela Ann. The letters to Santa had been sent out by Mom, To santaclaus@toyshop.northpole.com - Which has now been re-routed to Washington State Because Santa's workshop has been bought by Bill Gates. All the elves and reindeer have had to skedaddle To flashy new quarters in suburban Seattle. After centuries of a life that was simple and spare, St. Nicholas is suddenly a new billionaire, With a s
5:31 Am And Still No Fucking Sleep
Ok so I'm so bored out of my mind. I just joined this site about 3 days ago and ive met some cool people and i've also noticed how completely moronic some people on here really are but you gotta take the good with the bad right? Anyways I am so damn tired but for some reason my brain doesn't have an off button, hell it doesn't even have a pause button so I'm still awake at 5:33am and i'm so tired that I can barely keep my eyes open, yet when I get in bed and lay down I can't keep them closed. What can I say i'm a girl of many contridictions, hell i'm a walking contridiction. Did I mention I was bored? Anyways this is me being bored, and random and whiny hope you don't mind, even if you did I wouldn't care but anyways, guess i'll try to sleep again even though it's pretty useless considering I have class in a few hours and then work and then homework, gotta love being a grown up eh? ♥Adrienne
Deck
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4 Real
Against it. If any of you out there are my friends, I ask you out of the kindness of my heart to repost this. If you're not my friend, I ask you search for the source compassion in your soul and repost this anyway. More importantly, if you're in a position to, DO something about it. This is about California legislation being passed to exterminate pit bulls. If it passes in California, it could be on it's way to anywhere. Someone has to try to make a difference...what if it were your pet? It would be great if Myspace could be used for something good other than getting dates. Please pass the word along and post this...so as many people can see this as possible. http://cherrytap.com/bulletins.php?b=882056552 Look at the alerts- no, look closer... and look at the rating section... that bit about anonymity is gone, and it now says "..." rated your profile a '__'! No "someone"- the name is given (retroactively, I think, for the brief while over the border as it wer
Random Rambling
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with
Trying This Blog Thing Out!
I finished my English class tonight! Did my final! Note to self - dont wait til last minute to prepare! LMAO I also got my research paper back and got an A+! Woo Hoo me! I get three weeks off then Im off to Math! Yuck! Anyone wanna tutor me! LOL OMG! So I figured I would give this blog thing a try. You would think I was a blonde or something (no offense my blondies) but it took me several attempts to get this damn thing right! Must be a combination of being early and not much sleep! LOL So I have my finals for my English class tonight and did I do anything to get ready? Hell no! Just like when I was in High School! You would think after 13 years of being out I would have learned a lesson! LMAO Guess not! Wish me luck! XOXOXO
My Friend Poeticangel
My Good Friend PoeticAngel has enter a contest for most friendliest person on Cherry Tap. Unfortunetly I cant go to the page and vote for her and show her the luv that she deserves. To all of those who dont know her she is one awesome lady and one very special friend, so go and rate her and bomb her picture and when you've done there go and visit her on her home page and show her some love there and you will find why she is a special friend ~~!!PoeticAngel!!~~(I SUPPORT OUR TROOPS SEND THEM TO ME PLZZ)@ CherryTAP Sorry I cant vote for you Babes, but I hope this will help
Meggy's Life
Ok first off I want to apologive to all my friends and fans out there that liked my "Somewhat Naughty" folder... I had to delete it because it made my boyfriend uncomfortable lol. Anyways... I hate this part of the year, I have no money to buy christmas gifts, this semester is almost over which means everything is due and I don't feel like doing anything because it is near the end of the semester. BLAH! Me and Jr are doing good. We've been together for 3 months now... my longest relationship in a long while. I don't usually stay with guys long because either I get bored or annoyed with them or conversely I fall madly in love with them and they get bored or annoyed with me. I don't know well anyway I think this one will stick... I love him very very much... he makes me smile... well got to go I have to finish a paper for my Shakespeare class today. If you want to see anymore blogs by me go to http://blog.myspace.com/neuroticgurl I have like 2 years worth of blogs there
Happy!
*GOTCHA* My Christmas wish for you, my friend Is not a simple one For I wish you hope and joy and peace Days filled with warmth and sun I wish you love and friendship too Throughout the coming year Lots of laughter and happiness To fill your world with cheer May you count your blessings, one by one And when totaled by the lot May you find all you've been given To be more than what you sought May your journeys be short, your burdens light May your spirit never grow old May all your clouds have silver linings And your rainbows pots of gold I wish this all and so much more May all your dreams come true May you have a Merry Christmas friend And a happy New Year, too ..
Cherry Dumb
Ok, So if this is a online "BAR" Why are themes/ content that are: adult, Not Safe For Work, offensive, and whathave you grounds for Deletion? Has anyone been in a real bar? Because in a real bar no one cares about any of that crap. The rules are: dont throw up, dont pass out, and don't pee on anyone. Nothing like the boundraies underlined here. If this is supposed to be a Bar, are not bars for adults? And as Adults cant we act like adults? Comments anyone?
One
One As the soot and dirt and ash rained down, We became one color. As we carried each other down the stairs of the burning building We became one class. As we lit candles of waiting and hope We became one generation. As the firefighters and police officers fought their way into the inferno We became one gender. As we fell to our knees in prayer for strength, We became one faith. As we whispered or shouted words of encouragement, We spoke one language. As we gave our blood in lines a mile long, We became one body. As we mourned together the great loss We became one family. As we cried tears of grief and loss We became one soul. As we retell with pride of the sacrifice of heroes We become one people. We are One color One class One generation One gender One faith One language One body One family One soul One people We are The Power of One. We are United. We are America.
One
One As the soot and dirt and ash rained down, We became one color. As we carried each other down the stairs of the burning building We became one class. As we lit candles of waiting and hope We became one generation. As the firefighters and police officers fought their way into the inferno We became one gender. As we fell to our knees in prayer for strength, We became one faith. As we whispered or shouted words of encouragement, We spoke one language. As we gave our blood in lines a mile long, We became one body. As we mourned together the great loss We became one family. As we cried tears of grief and loss We became one soul. As we retell with pride of the sacrifice of heroes We become one people. We are One color One class One generation One gender One faith One language One body One family One soul One people We are The Power of One. We are United. We are America. i found this on a friends blog and had to take it for other great blogs like t
I Am The Flag
I AM THE FLAG OF THE USA I am the flag of the United States of America. My name is Old Glory. I fly atop the world's tallest buildings. I stand watch in America's halls of justice. I fly majestically over institutions of learning. I stand guard with power in the world. Look up and see me. I stand for peace, honor,truth and justice. I stand for freedom. I am confident. I am arrogant. I am proud. When I am flown with my fellow banners, my head is a little higher, my colors a little truer. I bow to no one! I am recognized all over the world. I am worshipped - I am saluted. I am loved - I am revered. I am respected - I am feared. I have fought in every battle of every war for more than 200 years. I was flown at Valley Forge, Gettysburg, Shiloh and Appamatox. I was there at San Juan Hill, the trenches of France, in the Argonne Forest, Anzio, Rome, and the beaches of Normandy, Guam, Okinawa, Korea, and KheSan, Saigon, Vietnam now me. I was there. I lead
It's Me
You make me ________. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I would build a _______ just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my __________. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could drink __________ under the stars. My love for you is like that of ____________. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.) send answers to my messages REPOST THIS WITH DEAR ______ (YOUR NAME) AND HAVE PEOPLE MESSAGE YOU FILLING IN THE BLANK Why is it people act like there your friends but come to find out there back stabbers and users ..... I don't like PEOPLE that dose that when I try to help them out and thats what i get back LOL No more !!!! I'm not doing it any more no more lil nice girl its going to big bad bitch now Thanks to All of you that has used me a true friend wouldn't do that to you.. I try to help people out and make friends on here and i can't do that without making someone mad . A Real True Fri
For Those Who Love The Philosophy Of Hypocrisy And Ambiguity....
1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. 6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. 7. What if there were no hypothetical questions? 8 If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 9. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? 10. Is there another word for synonym? 11. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" 12. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? 13. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? 14. Would a fly wit
Trust?
If you thought your ex was seeing another man and you had a message if a friend saying he'd seen her with another man in a nightclub how would you feel and what would you do?
Having A Baby!
Just wanted to let everyone know that i'm getting induced this sunday the 17th.. I'm scared shitless!!! i'm 38 weeks along today and not dialated at all so i guess sunday they are going to give me some sort of get r going drug.. and if that doesn't work, monday... they will be starting me on pitocin. so my little one should be here by tuesday for sure!
Me
Advantages of Horse people: Popular, cheerful, hardworking, intelligent, friendly, soften to the opposite sex, strong lover, like music and entertainment, good money managers. Disadvantages of Horse people: Impatient, too complimentary, acting hastily and having short tempers, often think themselves more important than others, selfishness, sharp cunning, egotistical, strong outside but weak inside, like large crowds, will not listen to advice. Aquarius/Gabriel Check for your angel...
Weather
quietly n then screaaaaaaaaaaams in frustration ahhhhhh that feels lots better now!! Real as in a picture yet it cant b seen,more beautiful than nething,as vivid as a dream,precious as rare jewels,a bond between two hearts, a symphony of feelings,when time spent apart,sharing common interests working thru all fears,looking@yourself as 2 were in a mirror,finding common ground on issues not agreed,givin in2 arguments and tending all ur needs,bein there 4 always is all i want 2 do,holding you foever,becos our love is true I saw you in a dream,so real yet not,do i dare touch,fearing to be caught,will u disappear?can i read wot ur thinkin?your thawts your deeds your thinkin?can i touch you,can i feel you?or will you disappear?do you feel me,do you see me?or will you disappear?can u feel my tears,can u hear me calling?can you feel my touch?or will u disappear?fade into a dream as shadows on a wall,whispers in the night 2 aafraid 2 call,can you hear me tell you ill love you all my life,or w
Help Me Go Home Please
please help me get home anything will help thank you Help me go home please
Colorado Swingers!!
Me and my hot wife are looking for couples or bi sexual women to join us!!We are 420 friendly.holla 420
Rawr!!!
hmmm just bored and wanted to try this is all
Very Confused
This is very confusing...Myspace is more my style cause it doesnt confuse me. LoL But I'll give it a shot!
Guts And Balls
Guts and Balls Difference between guts and balls .. Medical Facts We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject. In reality there isn't much difference since either one will ultimately result in death.
Friends W/ Benefits!!
It doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,single, gay or straight! You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery. Here's how it works: Statistcally speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a msg saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? LOL THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you. SO... re-post this as "friends w/ benefits
Ass Contest
So i think i should enter the ass contest. Actually i want to enter the best ass contest. i think i gotta shot at it.
Apc
These are the lyrics to some of my faorite songs by A Perfect Circle Counting Bodies Like Sheep To The Ryhtym Of The Wardrum Don't fret precious I'm here Step away from the window (step away from the window) Go back to sleep Safe from pain and truth And choice and other poison devils. See, they don't give a fuck about you, like I do. Count the bodies like sheep (like sheep, like sheep, like sheep...) Count the bodies like sheep (like sheep, like sheep, like sheep...) Oh! (repeat and fade) Counting bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums Count the bodies like sheep (like sheep, like sheep, like sheep...) Oh! (repeat and fade) [Indistinguished Yelling (sounds like one of Hitler's speeches)] Go back to sleep Go back to sleep (Counting bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums) Go back to sleep Go back to sleep (Counting bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums) Go back to sleep Go back to sleep (Counting bodies like sheep, lik
Marshall Tucker Band
Funny Lol...
Panda
Esskay - Come Home MaddieView | Copy MANY HAVE REPOSTED THIS FOR ME SO THANKYOU !!! SOME DID IT SLIGHTLY WRONG THO AND THE PICS OF MADDY DIDN'T SHOW UP........ SO PLEASE FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS CAREFULLY AND REPOST THIS FOR ME - LETS FIND THIS LIL GIRL !!!! *****CLICK 'REPLY' AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS BULLETIN A NEW PAGE WILL OPEN HIGHLIGHT ALL ALL ALL THE TEXT NOW GO TO POST A BULLETIN PASTE ALL THE TEXT INTO YOUR NEW BULLETIN GIVE IT A TITLE AND POST IT WITHOUT CLICKING 'REPLY' FIRST - THE PICS OF MADELEINE WILL NOT SHOW UP AND ITS IMPERATIVE THEY DO !!!! ***** PLEASE......PLEASE.....PLEASE...... THIS MUST BE REPOSTED - NO EXCUSES !!!!! READ THIS BULLETIN - AND REPOST IT FOR ME - IT MAY BE A BIT LONG BUT ITS A LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION - SIMPLE AS THAT !!!! IT CONCERNS LITTLE 3 YEAR OLD MADELEINE McCANN WHO HAS BEEN ABDUCTED IN THE ALGARVE IN PORTUGAL !!!! ANYONE WITH ANY INFORMATION ABOUT HER - GO TO THE BBC NEWS WEBSITE AND CALL THE NUMBER THEY HA
The Firm
Poetry
The eyes of an ageless wonder Weary through years of pain Blaze my trail uncaring Sinner in every way Pray for me mindless sheep Seek salvation for my soul Nothing can help me now I'm internally cold Everything is grey now Surviving by grit & sense An outsider looking in Holding together my life Pieces of my heart Left everywhere I stumble Nothing left for me But to face the world alone Just say she was someone So far form home Whose life was so lonesome She died all alone Who dreamed pretty dreams That never came true Oh why was she born So black and blue?
Lita Ford
Night Ranger
Robin Trower
For The Soldiers At Christmas Time
Prayer Request I understand that life in Iraq is very difficult to bear right now. Our troops need our prayers for strength, endurance and safety. Send this on after a short prayer; please don't break it: "Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen." When you receive this, please stop for a moment and say the above prayer for our troops around the world. There's nothing attached; Do not let it stop with you, please - of all the gifts you could give a US Soldier, Sailor, Airman, or Marine deployed in harm's way, prayer is the very best!!! Thank you. A Soldier Lies Alone TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID S
Switchfoot
Www.agloco.com/r/bbbh6663
use this link to earn $ www.agloco.com/r/BBBH6663 ty for your help ok team your guess is as good as mine no that fact about $$$$$$$$$any way you can try this thing out may be its just fun who knows
Whitesnake
Horror Fiction Short Stories And Poems
Darkening sky the clouds turn black The sun retreats in fear Ominous feelings of doom and joy As the storm draws near Darker still now day is night Bringing out my primal fear Lightning flashes thunder cracks The storm is finally here The wind begins to bend the trees To and fro their tossed The heavens cry its many tears Inside the storm I'm lost White jagged bolts tear through the sky The only brightness to be found Less than a second then its lost Then thunder shakes the ground Scary as it is it's fun The storm is at its hight The dark clouds all swirl round and round It is a frightful sight Slowing now the strong winds fade Heavens tears begin to dry Only distant flashes can be seen In the brightening sky It's over now the sun is back I'm happy yet I'm sad I love and hate them always have Since I was a lad THE GHOST By James G. Kelly I have just sat down at my computer to try and write do
The Cult
La Guns On Powerhouse Rock!
POWERHOUSEROCK.NET WILL BE INTERVIEWING L.A. GUNS THIS TONITE AND WILL TRANSMIT IT ON AIR LATER ON THAT NITE OR MAYBE LIVE THAT WILL BE A SURPRISE. FANS ARE WELCOME TO SEND ANY QUESTIONS THEY MAY HAVE TO POWERHOUSEROCKNET@GMAIL.COM
The Launchpad
Is it me or does it seem like most african americans get let off easy. im excluding some of the struggles they have with poverty and such. they believe they have the upper hand on the white society and they do.whenever there is a problem involving a white and a black it is tried to be played off by the whites and made a race issue from the blacks.this is not true for all cases but most , that the african americans believe that they are owed something for how their ancestors were treated so horribly years ago and most take advantage of the situation.i mean who can blame them im sure most people(whites included) would walk all over someone if you let them.why is it that blacks can say "nigger" to their friends or just in basic conversation, however if a white was involed seeming to use it as an adjective all hell would break lose.even though whites and blacks co-exist(as they should) alot better now , the society of america and even the world have kinda brushed the race issue under the r
Would You Be Offended???
If you hadn't had sex with your girlfriend for a few days.Would you be offended if your partner said something like this .First let me set the mood. Its early in the morning and you haven't had sex in a couple of days because you don't want to take the chance.You roll over to your partner and say "I have got to get to my house today so I can grab condoms because if I don't I'm going to go insane if I get any today".Mind you its said in a way to be humor not to be taken to serious but any relationship i have ever been in Sex is a good thing shared between you and your partner.But instead of agreeing the other partner says "I felt like you were treating me like a whore when you said that".Does this sound extreme?I have since broken up with this person and just never asked anyone if this was crazy.Please let me know your opinion...-Ryan
My Boring Life
WHY IS IT THAT MEN ARE SO FUCKIN SWEET WHEN THEY WANT TO BE AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN OVER THE MOST STUPID SHIT THEY TURN INTO AN ASSHOLE I THINK I AM GONNA GO GAY MAN GUYS JUST SUCK U ARE ALL THE SAME NO MATTER WHAT U SAY ITS TRUE UR ALL ASSHOLES ITS JUST A MATTER OF WEATHER OR NOT U LET IT OUT WELL JUST HAD TO BITCH THAT MY MAN IS THE BIGGEST MOST IMATURE ASSHOLE I KNOW FUCKIN DICKHEAD hey everyone its dec 12 and i am so happy my man got outa jail mmmmmm and i got laid over n over again wahhhooooooo.mmm i am sooooo fuckin happy hes back now i at least have something to do besides fuck around on the computer all day it was startin to hurt my neck.ooooowwwwwweeeeeee i need a massage..anyone wanna help me. well it is 12:00 my time and i am gonna go smoke a bowl wit my man maybe get laid and watch a movie fun fun bye all u sexy cherries hey good moring it is i just got my script for xanax last night and had the best sex and the best night sleep ever i am so happy to be home instead of be
Joe Walsh
Complete There For Me:)
> 1. Your Name: > 2. Age: > 3. Favorite position (s) ?: > 4. Do you think i'm hot?: > 5. Would you have sex with me?: > 6. lights on or off?: > 7. Would you have to be drunk?: > 8. Would you take a shower with me?: > 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?: > 10. Would you leave after or stay the night?: > 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?: > 12. Condom or skin?: > 13. Do you give Oral pleasures?: > 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures?: > 15. Have sex on the first date?: > 16. Would you kiss me during sex?: > 17. Do you think I would be good in bed?: > 18. Three sum?: > 19. Anal yes/no?: > 20. How many times would you like to cum?: > 21. Would you use me as a booty call?: > 22. Do you like fore play?: > 23. What is fore play to you?: > 24. Can we take pictures of the act?: > 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?:
Complete And Return:)
1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? and then take advantage of me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked junk about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 16. Would you let anything happen in that bed? 17.Do you think I'm hot? 18. If you could change anything about me -would you? 19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 20. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 21. what do you rate me outta 1-10? ____________________________________________________ If we met under the mistletoe...
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just want to say sup to everyone out there who is cheaking out this shit.im new to this;however ill get it down,u have to forgive me i just got out of prison.
Pheobe
HELLO MY FRIENDS: Well pheobe won third place in the cutest pet contest. I sure was hopeing for first but third isnt too bad. Won a rolex for it. I do want to take this oppertunity to thank all my friends that helped me out. For the ones that I didnt even know before that came by anyway and commented on Pheobe. A special thank you goes out to you. If you read this add me so I can know who you are and come by and rate your page and just say hello. Well, Hugs to everyone that helped me out. I love all of you. Stacey Hey guys, I entered my cat pheobe in a cutest pet contest. I would totally appreciate it if you guys could come help her win, The winner is the one with the most comments so please if you could stop by and comment bomb her. We are pretty much neck in neck with one other person and I really want my kitty to win. I always try and help others when I can so if any of you could help me I thank you in advance.
Candy Covered Kisses *
Petulance When did you it become okay? The anger, the tantrums, the walking away When communication ceases to exist Scornful words dig and persist Allowing wounds to continually bleed Without a care, just turn a leave Leaving hearts cold Forgiveness in this case too bold You chose the path you take But instead it is someone else’s mistake Be a Man, stand tall Accept your actions once and for all Empty your words have become I can no longer be the one Who sits by and waits for you see The life it was supposed to be Looking back it was never really there I pretended to know to care I choose a path so wrong for me Time for me to be free I lack the desire to fight Nothing will ever be right I will be yours eternally Forever and a day you say Petulance will not help You can scream and yelp Blinder off I must go! I am done with it all Onward... ©Written by LG 2006 Fallen Angel She once stood tall and proud With wings her only shroud Eagerly
What If
Brian completed the quiz "What does the week you were born say about you?" with the result The Week of the Loner – Pisces 2 March 3-10. You live in a private world all your own. Your home is a retreat from the world, where you admit very few. You tend to isolate yourself more then what is good for you. You have a distinct dislike for superficiality; you mistrust loud, aggressive or pushy people and find it hard to work with people who lack sensitivity. Grace, honesty and an unassailable aesthetic and moral code prevent you from acting underhandedly or particularly hurtful. You have elegance and grace in all that you do, you are a great admirer of sensuous beauty, particularly in people and paintings and you give your home a special touch. You have a strong soulful side and have empathy for all forms of human suffering. You see a distinct difference between being lonely (which you rarely are) and being alone (which you are often) You can become addicted easily to drugs, dri
Music Question...
is there anybody that knows the name of the song and who sings it when donnie darko is walking down the stairs after he has sex with his girlfriend? its really pissing me off that i cant find it!! please help. with a cherry on top?! thank you! kisses~xoxoxoxo~
So Far Away :(
Sick of all the lies that people tell to me. Sick of all the fucking crap life has dealt to me Sick of all this working for nothing where do it get me? Sick of all the lonely nights Sick of all the endless days Sick of holding on to dreams Sick of giving my heart away Sick of having it broke in two Sick of thinking of you Sick of all this and that Sick of life and don't give a crap Sick of bitches like you Sick of it all through and through One day someone will come and mend my heart the one that she tore apart for that one she may be far away but she will be with me one day. To her I give this heart of mine and once again my life will be fine. This goes out to all that have broke my heart and the one who just did it to me again :( Pieces Broken, destroyed and torn in two That is what I've done to you I never lied from the start I started to fall in love with you And now we both had it end With a broken heart You will always have a piece of m
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Adios!
I wanted to tell everyone what a pleasure it has been to meet so many nice people and also so many hot women (you all know who you are)! I am heading to las Cruces NM for a few days and look forward to getting back in touch with all you sweet, sexy, horn dogs out there upon my return! later-
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Fun Stuff
Jocelyn Wood-Rothanburg Location of Death: Chaska, MN Date of Death: 12/12/2030 1:04:42 PM Last Person Called: Randy Last Number Dialed: (952) 658-007* Autoposy Performed: Yes Date of Autoposy: 12/12/2030 1:04:42 PM Cause of Death: Carbon Minoxide Poisoning See your own death. Or Try this Awsome Game Your Driving Is is: 71% Male, 29% Female
This Is Confusing!
I have no idea how to run this Cherrytap thing..someone help
Hmmm
Your Love Type: INFP The Idealist In love, you crave a long term, harmonious relationship. For you, sex doesn't come quickly - it takes time for you to open up. Overall, you are supportive, nurturing, and expressive. However, you tend to be shy and protective of your personal space. Best matches: ENFJ and ESFJ What's Your Love Type? Jennelle Location of Death: Sterling, VA Date of Death: 12/12/2038 1:05:15 PM Last Person Called: Raymon Last Number Dialed: (815) 213-584* Autoposy Performed: Yes Date of Autoposy: 12/12/2038 5:05:15 PM
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getting help,ill continue later
Good Guys Only Last For So Long..
i wish i could find the right women in my life well if you would be the one what would you do for me and would you be faithful.
Good Quote
Life is to short, grudges are a waste of perfect happiness. Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. Love deeply and forgive quickly, take chances, give everything and have no regrets. Life is to short to be unhappy, you have to take the good with the bad, smile when your sad, love what you got and always remember what you had. Always forgive, never forget, learn from your mistakes, but never regret. People change and things go wrong, but always remember LIFE ROLLS ON. This is my tribute to the girls who are overlooked. This is for the girls who don't play mind games. Who provide a comforting hug and supportive audience for a story they have heard a thousand times. This is for the girls who understand they aren't perfect, and the guys they are interested in aren't either. This is a homage to the girls who laugh and do it often. Who are comfortable in skirts or in sweats, Who care more than they should for guys who don't deserv
Looking For Guys In Texas
hey im near austin texas im goin threw a divorce i am 18 female hit me up
Cherry
Please Help!!
If everybody votes for my friend they will be Greatly Appreciated Thanks This is not a Contest its just a gift givaway and If you are my friend or family you will comment bomb me. Please and Thank you here is the link to the givaway Hello everyone I posted this blog because I am asking friends and family and to people who aren't my friends to help me with my points. Just comment me and my pics If you haven't already. Thank you and have a wonderful day.
Me!!!
Well what do ya'll want to know... I'm 17 years old. Have two younger brothers and my parents. I lived in Greeley all my life... And I hate it... My parents love me and my boyfriend also loves me...My boyfriend and I have been going out for almost four months...We have a lot in common... If ya'll want to know anything else just ask me....
Just To Let You Know...
Starting Yesterday 11.30 am: Before going to work, i met my best friend and she had to go to the hospital because of her pregnantcy. 12 till 8 pm: I went to work. 8 pm: Visit of The Husband, my best friend had to stay in the hospital, her health wasnt that good. 11 pm: My best friend called me to ask me if i would be the 2nd contact person for the hospital. 2 am: The Husband called me. Labour was started and if i would sleep babysit. Their daughter was in a deep sleep. (note: they are my neighbours) 2.50 am: The Husband called: Kevin was born and healthy. 3.30 am: Empty batteries in the babyphone. Searching for new ones. 5.00 am: The little girl started singin in her sleep. 5.30 am: The alarmclock of my BF. 6.30 am: BF going to work and a call of The Husband that he is at home, so the babysitting job is finished. 8 am: Co worker called me from a early shift, just needed to talk to anyone. 9 am: Thinking about the thing i always say t
What Christmas Ornament Are You?
Retard
here is what ya do if you : would hug me repost this would kiss me send me a shout would like to spend time with me send me a shout would do me message me repost this and see what peeps would do to you
Mind Of A Porn Star
Here's a pic from my latest set on BrokenDollz! Check out the rest of the set by clicking below: The following is a post from deviantnation.com: "Deviant Nation would like to formally welcome photographer Philip Warner from Lithium Picnic Studio. Effective immediately, Lithium Picnic will be shooting sets and general photography for Deviant Nation. Lithium Picnic's work has been featured on MTV, A&E, Playboy.com as well dozens of magazine and cover features in the US and Europe. For the month of July, the revenue from all new subscriptions will be donated to his legal defense against Suicide_Girls. We wish him the best of luck with his case and look forward to his contributions to Deviant Nation as we continue to grow and improve the site." For more information about the lawsuit and more ways to help LP check out his site at www.lithiumpicnic.com When I was younger I used to think having sex just for the sake of pleasure, or god forbid for
Quizzes Etc...
Your Russian Name Is... Motka Pavlushshenka Sokolov What's Your Russian Name? Bit of a mouthful...lmao Quizzes by myYearbook.com You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Which Sexual Position Are You? 69You are a combination of fluids and flesh. You enjoy taking while giving! You are a wild person! Take this test
Me
im a sempel person a mother and a g/f and a good freind nothing more and nothing less
Im A Semple Person Nothing More And Nothing Lless
Shut The Fuck Up And Read
My angel is always with me she always says she loves me. My angel holds me close and says she'll never let me go. My angels lips get pressed against mine and I'm lost in the bliss of time. My angels eyes strike my inner soul and keep me bound in eternal time. We love eachother and that will never change. I love you lette of toxic.
Sexyest Hunk Contest
Hey there beautiful tappers. im in a sexyest Hunk contest. plz show ya love for me. i thank ya very much. here is the link http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=88015&i=2552212752 opens at 3:00 PM tomorrow
The Words Of D*nice
why dont people understand i only share my private pictures [ WHICH MIGHT I ADD THEY ARENT SO PRIVATE! I HAVE MY CLOTHES ON IN ALL OF THESE PICTURES PEOPLE! ] with certain people. yes i do open it for a short amount of time during some points of the day. people who are nice about it, yeah i might just let you see it, but when i tell you not once not twice but three times i only share them with certain people. WHY DONT YOU GET THE POINT? just my rant of the day. repost if you feel the same way and add your link to the bottom. breaker: why u private your pics ->breaker: because they are private and i only want some people seeing. ->breaker: theres a whole folder of 40 pics that isnt private that you can go look at and rate. breaker: i wanna see the private ones ->breaker: well, that sucks! only certain people get to see them. breaker: so can u make me see them ->breaker: NO I CANT LIKE I JUST SAID I ONLY WANT CERTAIN PEOPLE SEEING THEM. d*nicee -@ CherryTAP before i eve
Don Unique
WELCUM TO DON UNIQUES BLOG SHOW ME WHAT UR WORKING WIT BABY PEACE
Friendship
*FREINDSHIP* FREINDSHIP IS LIKE PISSING UR PANTS, EVERYONE CAN SEE IT, BUT ONLY YOU CAN FEEL ITS TRUE WARMTH. THANK YOU FOR BEING THE PISS IN MY PANTS! "
Drama Queen
Ok i have been accused of being a drama queen in here. Well let me be the first to say BULL*&%$. I joined this to try and make new friends and get away from the drama of day to day life and i can quarantee you there are ones in here that thrive on the drama . If you dont like it drop me from your list otherwise keep your opinions to yourself.
Kieyahs Big Day
Well today was Kieyahs 2end birthday. We had a party for her. She had her friend/boyfriend Joshua from swimming come, hes 10 months & to cute. There was 7 kids two left before the cake. So there wasnt all that many people & thats okay with me. I find if theres to many people then its hard to move around. The only one Kieyah really cared to play with was Joshua. We met him & his mom Cindy during swimming on Wednesday. Last time we where swimming was on March 8th I figured why not invite him the worst that can come out of it is they say no. His parents where so happy it was his first birthday party invitation. They got Kieyah balloons she seemed to want to play with them more then open her gifts. Cindy said she felt bad for not getting Kieyah something big, I told her it doesnt matter what you get her as long as you show up. Like I said before she liked the balloons more then anything else. So all in all the birthday party went great. Jeremy Crow made Kieyah the best birthday card
Chiimouse
"Dreams fade like water out to sea. My love for you will rise someday," she tells her lover as he lays dying from the bomb that his goverment dropped. A soilder he is not, forced to be in the middle of a war he is not a part of. Now he dies from it. Her eyes are like rain clouds, crying from the heavens. She walks away from the land where his body lies, a ghost forced to go through life alone, like she had done before him. Alone, his death on her shoulders, a single mother, alone. "How could I be alone agian?" she yells at the sky. She falls to her knees and says, "You have taken everything now. Why me?" The government comes to her door and says, "Ma'am we have to take your son." She yell and trys to stop them but the goverment takes her son too. Alone and with the goverment taking everything she knows, she tries to leave the country but she is stuck here, for they don't let anyone leave. She is forced to stay in a country that claims to be free when really it is a cage
Hello Everyone
hello everyone alot has changed since the last time i have talked to everyone....getting ready to go though a divorced and trying to get a new place to live and getting ready for my daughters birthday and mine and plus christmas...hopefully i will find someone to spend new years eve with so i don't have to be lonely again this year....to all that knows me i was happly married until a couple of days before thanksgiving...but here shortly it will all end sadly....sorry everyone that i haven't been on lately but as you see i have been very busy....so if i don't get to talk to everyone by christmas then i am going to wish you all A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEARS.....
Native American Tribes
One legend claims stealing someone's shadow (by measuring it against a wall and driving a nail through its head) can turn the victim into a vampire. Avoid people who talk to themselves. According to Ukrainian legend, that could indicate a dual soul and the second one doesn't die! Also watch out for the seventh son of a seventh son, a person born with a red caul (amniotic membrane covering the head), or a child born with teeth. A vampire can result if a cat or dog walks over a fresh grave, a bat flies over the corpse, or the person has died suddenly as a result of suicide or murder. Unfinished business can also cause a body to rise, as can inadequate burial rites, including a grave that is too shallow. Most vampires are described in folklore as flushed and ruddy, with swollen bodies and bloated faces. Often, they can be identified because they're sitting up in the grave. According to folklore, there are a number of ways to protect yourself from vampires, including the ever-popu

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Military Tributes
24 Notes That Tap Deep Emotions Jari A. Villanueva Of all the military bugle calls, none is so easily recognized or more apt to render emotion than the call Taps. The melody is both eloquent and haunting and the history of its origin is interesting and somewhat clouded in controversy. In the British Army, a similar call known as Last Post has been sounded over soldiers' graves since 1885, but the use of Taps is unique with the United States military, since the call is sounded at funerals, wreath-laying and memorial services. Taps began as a revision to the signal for Extinguish Lights (Lights Out) at the end of the day. Up until the Civil War, the infantry call for Extinguish Lights was the one set down in Silas Casey's (1801-1882) Tactics, which had been borrowed from the French. The music for Taps was adapted by Union General Daniel Butterfield for his brigade (Third Brigade, First Division, Fifth Army Corps, Army of the Potomac) in July, 1862. Daniel Adams Butterfield (31
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Cherry Is Sick
I have had cherry for a while and i hadnt really used too much. now i have got some pics on here and tring to spend more time lookin at pics of girls asses
Heisman
I just want to give a shout out to Troy Smith and The Ohio State University for an awesome season and to all the Buckeye haters...a big Fuck You. We got the Heisman and we are gonna take the National Championship too. GO BUCKS!!!
Hey Peeps
DO YOU EVER WONDER WHAT GOES THRU MY MIND, IMPULSES OF THOUGHTS RUNNING THRU ITS TWISTS AND BINDS, ARE THEY GOOD OR BAD, WHAT ABOUT THE DREAMS I'VE HAD... STEP INSIDE MY TEMPLE OF FEELINGS, EXPLORE ITS HIDDEN MEANINGS, THERE YOU'LL FIND A SEA OF EMOTIONS, TOSSING AND TURNING, WAVES...ALWAYS IN MOTION... THERE'S MORE TO ME THAN WHAT IS SEEN... THERE'S MORE TO YOU I WANT TO SEE... I LOVE YOU BABY I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY IF THERE WERE ANY WAY THAT I COULD SHOW YOU THAT JUST SAY AND I WOULD DO IT TODAY ANY THING THAT YOU ASK FOR I WOULD LAY IT DOWN BEFORE YOU JUST SAY IT WOULD BE YOURS TODAY YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND ON MY PROMISES I STAND JUST SAY... ANY THING THAT YOU DESIRE ANY THING TO FEED YOUR FIRE ANY THING THAT YOU NEED I AM HERE TO PLEASE JUST SAY AND IT WOULD BE DONE TODAY... MY MIND, BODY, HEART, AND SOUL THEY ARE YOURS TO FOREVER HOLD FRIENDSHIP, LOVE, AND LOYALTY ALL OF THIS IS IN ME NEVER TO FADE AWAY I AM ALL YOURS TO
Friends W/ Benefits...
Friends w/ Benefits It doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,single, gay or straight! You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery. Here's how it works: Statistcally speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on CT that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a msg saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? LOL THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on CT that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you. SO... re-post this as "friends w/ benefits
Random Things
Just for this morning, I am going to smile when I see your face and laugh when I feel like crying. Just for this morning, I will let you choose what you want to wear and smile and say how perfect it is. Just for this morning, I am going to step over the laundry, and pick you up and take you to the park to play. Just for this morning, I will leave the dishes in the sink, and let you teach me how to put that puzzle of yours together. Just for this afternoon, I will unplug the telephone and keep the computer off, and sit with you in the backyard and blow bubbles.. Just for this afternoon, I will not yell once, not even a tiny grumble when you scream and whine for the ice cream truck, and I will buy you one if he comes by. Just for this afternoon, I won't worry about what you are going to be when you grow up, or second guess every decision I have made where you are concerned. Just for this afternoon, I will let you help me bake cookies, and I won't stand over you trying to fix them.
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My Room
I want you to touch yourself the way you would want me to touch you..I want you to caress your body the way I would caress your body..start with your breasts and work your way down but make sure you're gentle as you move your hands around..cuz remember you're touchin yourself as if you were me and you know I'm as gentle as can be...now slide your hand between your legs and play with yourself the way you'd want me to play with you..now push your finger inside yourself the way I push myself inside you, and make love to yourself the way you'd want me to make love to you..start off nice and slow and then go fast and deep..and if you do it the way I do it you'll soon fall asleep.. It started with a simple walk in the park which led to a nice talk that lasted past dark.. as the time got later the conversation got deeper... the conversation ended with a hug and a smile.. which in turn led us to decide to sit down and relax for a while.. the relaxation led to a little more
Royo 3
What Is Love
what is love now n days there is so many meanings for it n i dont get none of them cuz im alwayz gettin told im loved n everything but sometimes i wonder if i really am cuz of all the pain n hurt i go thru n since im alwayz bein hurt by ppl i love the most i dont know the meaning of love ne-more n wonder if im gonna be really loved n showin the way im suppose 2 be loved
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I Want That One
There was a farmer once who had some puppies for sale. He made a sign advertising the puppies and nailed it to a post on the edge of his yard. As he was nailing the sign to the post, he felt a tug on his overalls. He looked down to see a little boy with a big grin and something in his hand. "Mister," he said, "I want to buy one of your puppies." "Well," said the farmer, "these puppies come from fine parents and cost a good deal." The boy dropped his head for a moment, then looked back up at the farmer and said, "I've got thirty-nine cents. Is that enough to take a look?" "Sure," said the farmer, and with that he whistled and called out, "Dolly. Here, Dolly." Out from the doghouse and down the ramp ran Dolly followed by four little balls of fur. The little boy's eyes danced with delight. Then out from the doghouse peeked another little ball of fur, this one noticeably smaller. Down the ramp it slid and began hobbling in an unrewarded attempt to catch up with the others. The pup was
Sexy Older Man Contest
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Me
#1.... I don't go around telling people how sick I am...... I have been on this site since mid July of 06... and I don't advertise the fact that I am disabled or terminally ill.... those that do know are people that have taken the time to read my blogs... that have been there since day one... because I have never believed in hiding the fact... or people that I have gotten close to or that I have tried to help. #2...... If you don't believe I am as sick as my blog says.... you try to get declared disabled....by ANY state.... try it... have fun..... I know several very sick people that are still trying... I know how hard it is.. it took me three years.... Anyone that knows anything about autoimmune illnesses they know that they are called "invisible illnesses" (I do thank god for that... because lets face it.. to some degree.. we are all vain... at this point in my illness - I am only being attacked internally.. unless you count my hands...) Thankfully, the Disabilit
Help
merry christmas to all my friends on cherry tap i need some cherrie points plz help
New
Haha, so for no good reason this lady at http://fubar.com/user/2246438 flips a bitch at me, leaves funny comments and low rates, and rants in my shoutbox and then blocks me before I can ask her what's wrong.In her last shout, it says something about I down rated her and was either too drunk or mad bc I'm not cute enough (and apparently she is? I'm not so sure), to explain to her why I would ever do such a thing. HAHA! Geez, people are too damn worked up about a number on a website. I don't remember rating her, and if I downrated her, it's probably due to how sometimes when the pages are loading, if I click the 10, it's just as the rest of the page pops in, and it moves the numbers a little bit to the left. So maybe she got an 8 instead of a 10. Transcript of shoutbox. Lol. so funny.
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Poetry flows for me at dawn; Spider in a drum, Monitors enslave dogs to chew on: "You-can-lip-this." I am the architect, You are the game master; Whole, in a sock, Like a sweater got snagged. Life's whoopin' my @$$: But it ain't won yet. Its only victory be death. Transversificationalism's Psyche'Lyrical health food, Ordered-on-line's: "Too busy for the phone?" Advertised' designs consume a child's mind, A cheap world's cigarettes make the beer taste better; Crowbars and rollerblades, keep'em lit and let'em lay there. Go ahead: ruin my life, I ain't done much with it yet. Consider it short-lived Made all you can, Unite the Serephim, A throne a thought away. Off to another beautiful brilliant beginning, Where are all the flower soldiers? I got time to pay attention. No changing the future due a chance for the worse; Life eternal does'nt mean you don't die
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You have a sexual IQ of 134 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Holidays
HOLIDAYS SUX THAT IS ALL THERE IS TO IT. I WILL BE GLAD WHEN THEY ARE OVER .
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Courtesy of MsTags.com I just want to let all my friends know that I have found the Love of my life and will be getting married on the 18th of August. Her name is Jennifer and she is the best thing that has ever happened to me!!! I will never forget my friends here. I Love you all. I won't be on here as often as before, but I will still try to answer all my comments as soon as I can. Hello all my friends and family here on CT. I am going to host the first ever MISS CHERRYTAP WORLD PAGENT!!! Once I get the details worked out and have it ready I will post a bulletin and blog to let everyone know. This blog is to get everyone's input and ideas. Contestants will need to submit 1 salute photo. It will be based on ratings not comments. The first to get 250 ratings of 10 will win a 30 day blast with 1 voter selected at random winning a 1 day blast. Please let me know if you would be interested and what you think. This is my way to show how much I appreciate everyone here on CT. Tha
New To The Scene
Well, this is my first day trying this site out and I would have to say this is great so far!! A lot of cool peeps out here!! Looking forward to meeting you all!!!!!! Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com
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I have never been in a more friendly site. I'm so glad a friend of mine told me about CherryTap. Like some of you, I started out on MySpace (my kids hooked me up on it), but I got tired of the kids games and bullshit. I'm still there, but to keep tabs on my kids, kinda. BTW, if any of you see something on my page or in my photo's section that you want, go ahead. I love to share. I hope everyone has a Happy Holiday Season. Hugs, Cindy
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A Fun Fact for Each State
Friends
TO THE 2 BITCH'S OUT THERE WHO HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT USED ME AND PRETENDED TO BE MY FRIEND AS LONG AS I HAD MONEY YOU CAN GO TO HELL. FRIENDS DONT DO FRIENDS LIKE THAT. I WOULD HAVE DONT ANYTHING FOR YOU AND WAS THERE WHEN YOU NEEDED SOMEONE OR ACTED LIKE YOU DID. NOW WHEN I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO OR HAVE MY BACK WHERE ARE YOU IN THE WIND. I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS I PROMISE I KNOW LIFE IS ALL ABOUT CHANGES AND CHANGES ARE SUPPOSE TO BE FOR THE BEST.I HAVE THIS OVER WHELMING FEELING THAT I AM ABOUT TO LOSE SOMETHING THAT IS VERY IMPORTANT AND DEAR TO ME. I HAVENT FELT THIS WAY SINCE MY MOM PAST AWAY AND THIS IS JUST HOW IMPORTANT THIS PERSON IS TO ME. MY QUESTION TO ALL OF YOU WHO READ THIS IS HOW DO YOU SUGGEST TO DEAL WITH THIS. FRIENDS CAN BE A GREAT AND WONDERFUL THING TO ADD TO YOU LIFE. yOU MUST FIND THOSE TRUE FRIENDS FOR IT TO WORK. LAST WEEK I WAS FORCED BY WHAT I THOUGHT WERE VERY CLOSE FRIENDS TO CHOOSE BETWEEN THEM OR ONE OTHER LADY. WHEN I MADE THE DECISION THAY DID NOT LI
Newbie
well,being new here I must say,very cool....everyone has been so halpfull and friendly..thank you everyone and I hope to get to know more of you in the near future...
New Pics!
Come check 'em out! Make comments, go nuts!
Like I Freaking Care
OK IF ITS THAT BIG OF A DEAL I CAN MOVE ALL MY PICTURES TO PUBLIC SO YOU CAN RATE THEM AS LOW AS YOU WANT...YOU SEE IM NOT HERE FOR YOUR PERSONAL PRAISE, WILD I KNOW, RATHER HERE CAUSE OF MY G/F AND OTHER FRIENDS ACROSS THE WORLD... SO PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SB ME AND LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT ME TO MOVE ALL MY PICS OUT SO YOU CAN RATE THEM 1'S. /SARCASM OFF p.s. SORRY EVERYONE IM NOT GONNA GET MAD ANYMORE. I FOUND SOMEONE WHO MAKES ME TRUELY HAPPY.
Jokes
Who started the first computer club?
Tab Noob
Ha its just great all the love you get when your a newbie .. Unlike myspace and some of the others you people seem so much more laid back here and not so uptight like there is something shoved up your ass...
Ronnie's Blog
After kissin' many frogs I finally found my prince I know w/all my heart he's the one we have been together 4 mos. now & I fall in luv more & more every day not only is he hotter than hell but he actually loves me & does everything to show me that more & more I luv ya SAM KOERING don't ever change!!! muah Unfortunately SAM KOERING needs 2 change turned out 2 be a dunk in denial my worse nightmare I divorced a drunk I don't need another so I still haven't found my prince We had our ups & our downs off n on now 4 over 2 yrs we broke up over cheatin' & drinkin' more frog then prince but he's back again 4 round 3 promises 2 change hopefully this weill be 4 eva this time. My Gay best friend who used to be my ex long long ago til he outed himself to me as a bisexual just dropped a hughe bomb on me he wants to become a woman!!! I have known and loved him 8 yrs him I emphasize the word HIM!!! he even has his name picked out??? What kind of alternate universe do we live in where we can chan
Redhead
Love is special....and love is real, Love is unpredictable....love is something you can feel, Love is unforgettable....love can be something you regret, it doesn't matter how much you want to, Love is something you can not forget, Love is hate....love is cruel, Love is pain....thats just a rule, Love has its ups and downs...love makes your emotions go round, Love picks you up....love makes you fall, you can't protect your heart by building a wall, I've already tried and it doesn't work, No matter what you do LOVE HURTS, Love is giving all you have...love is showing that you care, Love is worth more to me than any treasure, Love is a feeling that nevers leaves, even when you want it to go away, You can try your hardest to make it disappear, But love stays with you every day, Well after talking to this person here 'Mikediho" it seems 'he' can't even get his ages right .. first he's 40 and then 47..they sounded more like a kid.. lol man what a loser. m
Superman The Man
Random
Hey all, Im new here at The LC...so I'm just setting up my account and stuff...Plz leave questions or comments... I can talk more about myself when I know what people would like to know...
Flaged
has been a while since ive done one of these so... since last post ive gotten married and had a son, his name is Xander Kage Lee, hes a pain in the ass but i love him ( http://s205.photobucket.com/albums/bb46/church_rudari/ ) done some more ink, woot. and found work i like, i work at a 'home' for distubed and troubled youth. is hard some days but watching them become better people makes it worth it. shit that about sums it up lol have fun... peace out omg, i forgot to mark one nsfw and got yelled at, wtf? thats stupid, took like 10 seconds too, i didnt even have time to minimize after i uploaded. if you are that easily offended then dont look at my pics, grrr i dont know if anyone reads these, nor do i care. im going to write anyway. so far this has been a good year, got fired from my job, need to find a new place to live, my internets retarded, but i got a new woman, she is gajo, but im ok with that, its been about a year or more since ive been even remotely close to being happy. a
I Dont No Wtf Im Doing Lol
Feelings
as i cut deeper watch my blood flow like a river watch it grow larger as it runs down every where watch it until i run dry let it fill up your dream full of me let me rest in you mind forever all i ever wanted to do was show you unconditional love but its a crime now i just wanted to hold you close but that is a crime you say you care but you hide be hind lies you said you wanted to see me and be more then my freind but you slept with some one else why do i have to hurt like this because of wanting to love you is this gods way of forsakeing me why tho all i ever wanted was to be a good prson to love someone like you but that just goes to show life is a tease just like you its a false dream of hope and lies dead ends to and thanks to you i see the truth behind ever closed door thanks to you i suffer more thanks to i bleed thanks to you im cold to every one everything and most of all thanks cause i am cold now to but now i bleed for you for now for al
+ Life Svcks +
Kathryn, the namesake. (My White one.) She is in an urn on my Mother's living room mantel. + + Friday. A 19 year-old and his girl, walking by my house. The dude got pumped full of lead four times, his girl got hit in the legs. Right outside my house...we heard the gunfire and hit the floor. I can't get the sounds of her blood-curdling screams and moans of pain out of my head. He was silent. The guy died at the hospital, the girl made it. I remember the assailants yelling "I got him!!" when they ran back to the waiting get-away car. First 48 dudes knocked on our door for interviews and some leads...we didn't answer. I feel bad for not helping, but the fear of being fingered as a snitch trumps that. Besides, we know NOTHING. Right now there's a beautiful altar constructed in Dude's honor on our fence. I wonder, will the poor kid haunt my sidewalk now? Maybe I should perform a Ceremony of Rest. Any Wiccan reading this, please tell me so
My Local Paper And News Station
http://www.wnep.com/ my news cannel http://www.zwire.com/site/news.asp?brd=2715 my paper
Life
First off this is probably weird to say on here but I just thought I would start off by saying that I have a great life I have a good job and a girl who loves me...don't get me wrong I am happy that she loves me but I have put her through some rough shit as well as she has me!!! We are meant for each other!!! Sometimes we fight so much and it gets really bad and I feel like giving up and know she does also!!! But somehow we are able to stick through it!!! I love her so much and i wish she can see how much I do love her!!!! Baby I know you probably won't see this but I LOVE YOU!!! With all my heart and soul!!!! Thanks for giving me the chance out at the bar that night!!! almost 4 years ago!!! I love you and always will!!!!
Miz Dynamit
just had two kids leave in april now holidays am not very happy though am qiute depressed,and many ups and downs. have to call miles away just to get a laugh,but that really dont last long. hubby about to trough me to the wolfs.not his fault though i yell and scream lots , he just goes to polebarn and leaves me to my ranting. i ask is it fair to be going trough this all at once? they say life not fair, guess they are right. so to anyone who hasnt reached this stage yet beware of the shifting moods you really dont know when they are going to attack you. so just smile and think to self hope tomarrow will be better. oh to try to seprate empty nest and memopause because i cannot difine the difference. well enough ranting hope you injoy the info, because you really dont want people to really think you are crazy now do we.
Blends
About this piece: This was made for a member of GCNaptown About this piece: This is another expierment...the person is Joel Madden About this Piece: The cartoons are from Good Charlotte's website when they had TCOLAD layout up and I couldn't resist putting them in a blend
Ideas R Bold
The best thing in the world to ever happend to me is my husband. no one else has ever set me free like this man of my life. he also is my insperation, he may not know this but he is the only reason i wake up or ever do anything. sometimes the road is bumpy but we buckel up and hang in for the ride. i LOVE this man and always will have him in my heart! what is a grade???? and why do we need them??? what does it tell you about a person?? its not their eye color, hair color, personality. WHAT THE FUCK IS IT?? can you really tell me how smart i am by my grades in school?? really now im being fuckin serious... i am a person that goes to school everyday sit in class pay attention and take notes do the work and fail. what dose that tell you? it tells me that i hate teachers so those are my thoughts for now peace out all you crack monkeys reading this at 2 am i hate how two-faced a person can be...why lies?? where does it get you?? in a hole... what is so wronge with the truth??? WHAT
Dedication To My Ghetto
nas - hip hop is dead FOR MY LITTLE BROTHER, MY VERY BEST CHILDHOOD FRIEND RANDY.
My Life
I joined the military on August 14, 1991. I started my career as a watercraft operator. I went to FT Lewis, WA for my basic training and then I went to FT Eustis, VA for my occupational training. Once I completed my training I went to Panama for my first duty station. I met my wife as soon as I got there and after 4 months of dating her we got married. This was in April of 1992. I spent 3 years in Panama with my wife and then we got stationed at FT Eustis. I spent about 2 years there and during those 2 years we had our first 2 children. In 1998, I got orders to go back to Panama for 1 year. After that I was sent back to FT Eustis, where we had our last 2 children. I spent from 1999-2002 there. In 2002 I changed my occupation to a Repair Parts Specialist. I went to school at FT Lee VA, and then I was stationed in Korea for 1 year alone. After that I was stationed at FT Lewis, WA. I spent about a year and a half there and during my stay there, 5 months after signing in to m
Me
Im back from a very LONG trip. FYI It's 5:10am I slept for three hours yesterday. I have a final in three hours at 8am. I have another final on Thursday morning at 11am which I haven't gotten to study for yet. So instead of sleeping after today's final I need to study. But I also have to work from 4-9pm tonight. I probably won't be able to go to sleep until after the final on thursday. But I have to wake up on Friday and take my last final at 8am, which I also need to study for. The moral of the story is Finals suck.
Sexual Zodiac
You Are From Saturn You're steady, organizes, and determined to achieve your dreams. You tend to play it conservative, going by the rules (at least the practical ones). You'll likely reach the top. And when you do, you'll be honorable and responsible. Focus on happiness. Don't let your goals distract you from fun! Don't be too set in your ways, and you'll be more of a success than you ever dreamed of. What Planet Are You From? Sagittarius You are fun loving and independent, and you don’t like any of your partners to get in the way of that. You enjoy having a lot of flings and short term relationships because you get bored in a long term one. In bed you are demanding of your partner. You want to have hot sex all of the time. You also like to experiment sexually, with different positions and fantasies. Sex matches: Aries, Leo, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
My Contest/original Bulletins That I Posted
EMANONEveryone Loves this man and his Vampire Lesbian Porn!! He is in his first auction and I intend to see that its a good one!! You all know he would do almost anything to help you out. He makes you laugh and talks to you when your sad. You will not find a more Honest Man on Fu!! You know it..So now its time to step up for him. He is under 500k now. Plus he needs you to make bids on his auction. So what are you sitting around for? Get in there and bid!! Oh and send him a Black Rose telling him you saw this bulletin. He loves Black Roses. I happen to know he also Loves Blings and HH's..Hint!!!Remember this..No one but me has Ever Owned Emanon. Better get in and bid Big.He will share his Porn with you..haha.Are you still here?! LoLThis Bulletin Brought to You By his Girl †Submissive†Mistress Ange†Come Be Damned With Me If You DARE†Owner of Emanon†@ fubar
Friends.....or Foes?
Hello
I am Sorry I have not been on too much to send you love. i have been going through some hard times and have not been feeling too well. I will be on shortly to do so. Love ya you all. Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com Hope everyone had a good weekend:) Graphics Glitters HitupMyspace.com Courtesy of MsTags.com goodnite everyone Besos!!
You've Been Elfed
Life is all about asses you're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, or behaving like one . That's right, you've been "elfed" !

Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Rainbows
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin. ~anonymous~
Merry Christmas
Get Christmas Graphics Images codes Myspace Code Generators Layouts Hope Santa brought everyone what they wanted and I hope everyone takes time out today to see how lucky they are for the people they have in there lifes and the people who also love them be safe and have a happy new year also.
Friendship
There are loyal hearts, there are spirits brave, There are souls that are pure and true, Then give to the world the best you have, And the best will come back to you. Give love, and love to your life will flow, A strength in your utmost need, Have faith, and a score of hearts will show Their faith in your word and deed. Give truth, and your gift will be paid in kind; And honor will honor meet; And a smile that is sweet will surely find A smile that is just as sweet. Give pity and sorrow to those who mourn, You will gather in flowers again The scattered seeds from your thoughts outborne Though the sowing seemed but vain. For life is the mirror of king and slave, 'Tis just what we are and do; Then give to the world the best you have, And the best will come back to you. A friend is someone we turn to when our spirits need a lift. A friend is someone we treasure for our friendship is a gift. A friend is someone who fills our lives with
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Hmmm
THERE S A GUEST BOOK AND A MAP GUEST BOOK TOO ON MY PAGE SO GO ADD UR PIC ON IT IF YOU ARE MY FRIENDS HEHE... THANKS LIKE OTHERS PEOPLE I AM LEAVING FUBAR CUZ I AM TAKING CLASSES AND ALLOT OF HOMEWORK TO DO. BUT I WILL BE ON YAHOO, MSN OR AOL, IF YOU NEED ME YOU CAN BUZZ OR HOLLAR AT ME ON THEM. I WILL STILL GO ON FUBAR NOT THAT MUCH. SPRING AND SUMMER R COMING TOO:). BLESS YALL AND DONT MISS ME ALLOT HEHE... IT WAS FUN MEETING YALL , I HOPE THAT WE CAN KEEP IN TOUCH EACH OTHER:) .. www.hostdrjack.com
Newbie
Hey, I'm kind of new here. How do you get more friends and comments? I have had a lot of fun with MySpace. I hope this site is similar. Peace Out! ~S~
Confused
My First And Only Ture Love
the only one i turly loved in the world has been taken from me by a cold heart bitch.....i hate to call my ex wife.....if you have kids or know someone whos lost there heart and soul repost this!!!!! i will love my little girl till my every last breath!!! Cool Slideshows
True Or False
True or False 1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. 2. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button. 3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years. 4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more. 5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart! 6. Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties. 7. Forty people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute. 8. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old. 9. The average person over 50 will have spent 5 years waiting in lines. 10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498. 11. The average housefly lives for one month. 12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year. 13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened. 14. The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute. 15. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than any other time of day. 16. Most of us have eaten a
For Everyone
less then 300 to my next level please help me out rate and comment on my pics add me fan me rate my profile THANK YOU VERY MUCH starkeeper102 @ CherryTAP 1000 to my next level please help me out rate and comment on my pics add me fan me rate my profile THANK YOU VERY MUCH starkeeper102@ CherryTAP
Blah Dee Blah
hello. i am here randomly leave me alone. lol. i have no memory. but that is ok. anways. u can always leave me a message or something, i will eventually respond. idk, i just thought i could put some random thought out and see what hits i get. lol. anyways, today is: Did you ever stop to think and forget to start again? I have quite a bit. :D what can i say except i have "that warm space cadet glow". now can you name the artist and/or song that comes from? laters all.
Horses
KENNETT SQUARE, Pa. (AP) -- Kentucky Derby winner Barbaro was euthanized Monday after complications from his breakdown at the Preakness last May. "We just reached a point where it was going to be difficult for him to go on without pain," co-owner Roy Jackson said. "It was the right decision, it was the right thing to do. We said all along if there was a situation where it would become more difficult for him then it would be time." Roy and Gretchen Jackson were with Barbaro on Monday morning, with the owners making the decision in consultation with chief surgeon Dean Richardson. It was a series of complications, including laminitis in the left rear hoof and a recent abscess in the right rear hoof, that proved to be too much for the gallant colt, whose breakdown brought an outpouring of support across the country. "I would say thank you for everything, and all your thoughts and prayers over the last eight months or so," Jackson said to Barbaro's fans. On May 20, Barbaro
So Most Of You Don't Know Me
so the year is ending... confess that in 2006 I... x ate sushi x got naked on the beach at night x drove more than 200 miles x played world of warcraft x played matchmaker x met some interesting people on myspace & cherrytap x wrote an articles for the kiteboarder magazine x had some photos published in the kiteboarder magazine x discovered "The Lake Effect" x opened my business to a very successful 1st year x learned coding x made a ton of friends under the age of 18 (skateboarders!) x created a sucessful fundraising project x gave lots of hugs x made people laugh x drank way too much at the Idler x danced a bit freaky at Wayside x went to a strip club x learned to kiteboard better x saw the hurricane damage in alabama x visited new orleans and met dan from the real world x met anthony keidis from the chili peppers @ my shop x got crushed between 70,000 people at lollapalooza x lost my grandmother x made a lot of good friends x realized that not all gir
Holiday Tips
1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls. 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like fine single-malt scotch, it's rare. In fact, it's even rarer than single-malt scotch. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-aholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas! 3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat. 4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother?
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WE ARE GETTING MARRIED ON 07-07-07.. WISH US LUCK AS WE START OUR NEW TOGETHER!! OK, THIS IS SAD...I HAVE 141 FRIENDS BUT STILL I'VE ONLY HAD 58 PEOPLE RATE MY PROFILE. NOW EVERY PERSON ON MY FREINDS LIST HAS GOTTEN THEIR PROFILE RATED BY ME SO, I SURE WISH YOU WOULD DO THE SAME FOR ME. FOR EVERYONE THAT DID THANK YOU!
Drunks Required
Da Yoopers ~ Grandpa Got Run Over By A Beer Truck ! Sing-a-Long: GRANDPA GOT RUN OVER BY A BEER TRUCK COMING OUT OF WOODY'S CHRISTMAS DAY GRANDMA GOT A JOB OUT AT THE BREWERY I NEVER KNEW THAT SHE COULD DRIVE THAT WAY 1. GRANDPA WAS OUT DRINKING WITH THE FLOOZIES SPENDING ALL OF GRANDMA'S HARD EARNED DOUGH HE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TO PAY THE BAR TAB SO WOODY TOSSED HIM OUT INTO THE SNOW 2. GRANDPA STOOD THERE FROZEN IN THE HEAD LIGHTS HE LOOKED JUST AS HELPLESS AS A DEER I DON'T THINK HE WAS AFRAID OF DYING I THINK HE WAS AFRAID HE'D SPILL HIS BEER (REPEAT CHORUS) 3. WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT HE'D END UP AS A ROAD KILL SHE FLATTENED HIM RIGHT OUT ON THE CENTER LINE HE COULD HAVE MADE IT TO THE CURB IF HE WERE QUICKER BUT SHE BACKED IT UP AND SQUASHED HIM ONE MORE TIME 4. GRANDMA CRIED AND CRIED AT GRANDPA'S FUNERAL NOT BECAUSE WE PEELED HIM OFF THE ROAD ALL THE LOOT SHE GOT FROM HIS INSURANCE WENT TO PAY THE BAR TAB THAT HE OWED (REPEAT CHORUS)
What?! Huh?!?
Why do people steal?! Come on people.. it's the fucking dollar store.You don't have a fucking dollar?! AHHHHHH!!! I'm sick of finding 345038475345-97576.3 boxes of opened hair dye. Or the 345094 packs of opened maxi pads. JESUS PEOPLE... THEY ARE only 3 DOLLARS!!! To ALL the last minute shoppers. I HOPE YOU GET EYE-RAPED with a sledge hammer. I dont care if there's 30 seconds till we close, you cant run your fucking fat ass that fast to the toilet paper and get back in fucking time. I'm sorry.. I will NOT stay open while you walk your ass back. Fat people (Ladies) on your periods buying pads and being STINKY. Do you ever ask yourself.. "Hmm.. why aren't people around me?" Well darlings, let me answer that for you... IT'S BECAUSE YOU FUCKING SMELL LIKE A ROTTEN ELEPHANT IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER WITH SHIT SMEARED ALL AROUND!!! Fucking learn what a goddamn shower is... and shave that goddamn facial hair. It's .... distracting... you have more hair on your face than Corey. (HA!)