Why do people steal?! Come on people.. it's the fucking dollar store.You don't have a fucking dollar?! AHHHHHH!!! I'm sick of finding 345038475345-97576.3 boxes of opened hair dye. Or the 345094 packs of opened maxi pads. JESUS PEOPLE... THEY ARE only 3 DOLLARS!!!
To ALL the last minute shoppers. I HOPE YOU GET EYE-RAPED with a sledge hammer. I dont care if there's 30 seconds till we close, you cant run your fucking fat ass that fast to the toilet paper and get back in fucking time. I'm sorry.. I will NOT stay open while you walk your ass back.
Fat people (Ladies) on your periods buying pads and being STINKY. Do you ever ask yourself.. "Hmm.. why aren't people around me?" Well darlings, let me answer that for you... IT'S BECAUSE YOU FUCKING SMELL LIKE A ROTTEN ELEPHANT IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER WITH SHIT SMEARED ALL AROUND!!! Fucking learn what a goddamn shower is... and shave that goddamn facial hair. It's .... distracting... you have more hair on your face than Corey. (HA!)
Short Mexican men that cant speak a word of English... um... yeah. FUCK YOU!
Cleaning ladies from hotels. You guys rawk! We love your money. Keep coming in and buying 15 bottles of Ajax, 24 boxes of Purex and 12335 glade refills. You keep us in business.
To the people walking around the store for no fucking reason... BUY SOMETHING NOW OR GET OUT OF MY STORE!!!!!!!!!!! Jesus, you spend 10 hours in there and you don't buy shit.. YES, it makes us think that you're stealing. Get out.
So I busted my ass today and got all the boys toys out.. what fun. Finding room for all those little cheap ass plastic things. w00t! I did it though, and it looks fucking 'mazing. I give it 3 days before it's fucked up and torn all to shit. god I hate people.
I hate saying Hi to everyone, just for the simple fact that they look at me like I'm a fucking nut. I work here.. it's my fucking job to be nice to you... if I didn't get paid your ass would be crying.
And would someone.. ANYONE who is reading this... tell me why a fucking dollar isn't cheap enough?!??! WHY WHY WHY!!?!??!
