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Awards Shows And The Like...
Yes again it's that time of year, when Hollywood dolls itself up and begins giving accolades to performers, directors and music score writers. It's also where a virtual unknown can suddenly have fame thrust upon them overnight. But this isn't about the awards, it about the shows they put on and namely the stars who show up and what they're wearing and thier hair. Every year it gets worse and worse, Cameron Diaz, Beyonce, Jennifer Love Hewitt (come on sheesh lose the three names already), and Jillian Anderson are by far ones that need to have thier assistants fired. Assistants are the last ones who see the stars before they hit the carpet and you're telling me that these people all said "Oh yeah you look great". I'm sorry, ladies I know it's hard for all of you getting dressed, you have so much more to choose from and how to appropriately dress for a function. Men it's simple, slacks and a jacket or just wear the suit, biggest decision for us is the color of shirt and tie -

The Difference Between Men & Women
MEN: MOST MEN CAN SAY I LOVE U W/ NO PROBLEM BUT, THEY DON'T MEAN IT. THEY JUST USE THIS LINE TO GET WHAT THEY WANT. WOMEN: WHEN WOMEN SAY I LOVE YOU THEY USUALLY MEAN IT... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ MEN: WHEN MOST MEN SAY THAT THEY TRUST YOU WHAT THEY REALLY MEAN IS THAT THEY'LL NEVER TRUST YOU NO MATTER HOW FAITHFUL YOU ARE TO THEM. WOMEN: WHEN WOMEN SAY THAT THEY TRUST YOU THEY USUALLY MEAN IT UNLESS THEY HAVE REASON NOT TO.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ MEN: MOST MEN WILL FUCK AROUND WITH YUOR FRIENDS AND LIE ABOUT IT BUT YOUR FRIENDS WILL HAVE THE NEED TO TELL YOU.. WOMEN: WOMEN WILL FUCK YOUR FRIENDS ONLY BECAUSE MEN HURT THEM,BUT UNLIKE WOMEN NOT ALL YOUR FRIENDS WILL TELL YOU THAT THEY'RE BEEN FUCKIN' YOUR GIRL... THIS IS IN MY OWN EXPERIENCE WITH THIS KIND OF SITUATION. YOURS MIGHT BE DIFFERENT AND IF YOU'VE HAD IT BETTER THAN ME THAN ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS THAT I HOPE IT NEVER HAPPENS

Tell Me Why Everything Important Fades!
I did all this shit. i was there for you and i thought never things would be so hostile you know what if i cant find something good in someone like you and find a lasting relationship in any since then fuCC it ill do wat it do, FuCC this shit, FuCC slobks FuCC it, and the fuCC off with the world.....IM DONE!!!!!!

Rfid Tags Good Or Bad What Do You Think
OK I WAS LOOKING THROUGH SOME OF MY FRIENDS BLOGS ON ANOTHER SITE AND THEY HAD A BLOG ABOUT THIS SUBJECT WELL IF BEEN DOING ALOT OF READING ON THIS FOR A FEW YEARS NOW SINCE THEY ANOUNCED THAT THEY WERE GOING TO IMPLANT THEM IN PEOPLE TO TRACK WHO WHAT WHEN AND WHERE THEY WERE AT ANY POINT AROUND THE WORLD, IF YOU HAVE AN OPPINION ON THIS SPEAK UP AND LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARED. FOR MY PART I THINK SOMETHINGS ABOUT THE RFID'S ARE GOOD AND SOMETHINGS ABOUT THEM ARE BAD ITS KINDA LIKE THE MARK OF THE BEAST FROM THE BIBLE KINDA THING FOR ME BUT I LIKE THE IDEA OF MARKING KNOW CRIMINLES SO THAT THEY CAN BETRACKED AND TO KEEP THEM FROM DOING MORE CRIMES YOU KNOW? OH WELL THATS MY 2 CENTS ON IT LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK.

Let It Snow? In Texas???
It snowed all last night. That may not be a big deal to my northern friends, but you try to deal with drivers on the road in West Texas after a snowfall! It takes demolition derby to another level!!! Surprisingly, it lasted on the roads until 1 PM...we didn't even get a ray of sunshine to melt it down! Other than that, nothing amazing going on right now...well, 'cept for the really groovy friends we've made who're in Abilene! Take care, all!!!

I Wonder...
1440 Friends....only 20 Family...and only 68 Fans..why is that?.....because[i think]REAL WOMEN[real men also]is not so easy 2 find...women who want 2 talk,2 reach ur soul,not only participate and organise those endless contests,not just rate and reach this useless levels...show off=showin[g]arround here...anyway,as i said,i love u all,my female friends..i respect u..i admire u...all the best 4 u...all the time!!!!!!!!ur eternel fan,claudiu

Daily Devotional 1/17/07
January 17 - Daily Feast Volume II Tender gifts come to us all - gifts from some deep inner space that is priceless and stirs our most creative sense. A beautiful, personal revelation is like touching electricity without its harmful effects. But this is something to be kept in the heart and not talked about to others. If others have never known the touch of a shooting star nor felt the awe of being given spiritual knowledge, their response is incredulity and disbelief - which makes us question our own sanity. Protect the gift, treasure it, love it. The time will come to use it. ~ They are clean to a fault....they keep their stock in good order, and are hard working, painstaking people. ~ AGENT THOMAS JORDAN (ABOUT THE NES PERCES) SEPTEMBER 6, 1881 "A Cherokee Feast of Days, Volume II" by Joyce Sequichie Hifler ***** Elder's Meditation of the Day - January 17 "In our story of Creation, we talk about each one of us having our own path to travel, and our

Smarter Animals
(16 August 1999, Germany) A hunter from Bad Urach was shot dead by his own dog on Monday. The 51-year-old man was found sprawled next to his car in the Black Forest. A gun barrel was pointing out the window, and his bereaved dog was howling inside the car. The animal is presumed to have pressed the trigger with its paw. Police have ruled out foul play. Since it happened in a hunting preserve, does the dog get the head mounted on a wall in its doghouse? (1991, Nicosia, Cyprus) Under similar circumstances, an Iranian hunter was shot to death near Tehran by a snake that coiled around his shotgun as he pinned the reptile to the ground. Another hunter reported that that the victim, named Ali, tried to catch the snake alive by pressing the butt of his shotgun behind its head. The snake coiled around the butt and pulled the trigger, shooting Ali in the head.

Wife Tossing In Buenos Aires
(1998, Buenos Aires) Did he win the argument? It happened in February 1998 in a working-class Boedo neighborhood. During a heated marital dispute, a 25-year-old man picked up his 20-year-old wife and threw her off their eighth-floor apartment balcony. To his dismay, she became tangled in the power lines below. He immediately leapt from the balcony and fell towards his wife. We can only speculate as to his reasons. Was he angrily trying to finish the job, or was he remorsefully hoping to rescue her? He did not accomplish either goal. He missed the power lines completely, and plunged to his death. The woman managed to swing over to a nearby balcony and was saved. (18 May 1999, Panama City) In a similar story, a Dominican woman exacted her dying revenge on her boyfriend, who tossed her off their third-floor balcony, by dragging him down with her. Maria Mendez, 32, was killed instantly in the fall. Her boyfriend, Luis Alberto Camargo, was rushed to a nearby hospital in serious condi

Precious Love Eternal
Precious Love Eternal Across the great unknown Perfect union, equal pair Built on trust alone Precious love eternal Embrace the beauty of the sun Blissful, peaceful, passions lure Soul mates freely bound as one Precious love eternal My heart your hand does lead To cherish every wonder For all the future brings Precious love eternal Your eyes they move me still Deep the light that shines within Together dreams fulfilled Precious love eternal Our majick sure and sweet A thousands lifetimes answered Of all that’s meant to be

Halloween Pumpkin Award
31 October 1998, Canada) For Halloween this year, a Canadian man named Gary dressed as a mummy by wrapping himself from head to toe in fluffy cotton batting. The cotton was taped at the wrists and ankles, and white gloves and running shoes completed his fashionable ensemble. As the mummy was waiting in the kitchen for his girlfriend to dress for pictures of their costumes, he carelessly lit a cigarette... and burst into flames, as the flammable costume ignited. His girlfriend rushed into the kitchen and dragged him into the yard before calling the fire department. An appalled group of trick-or-treaters learned the reason for flame-retardant costumes right there on the lawn of his grilfriend's Orillia home. Firefighters arrived within minutes, and found his entire costume reduced to ashes, right down to the white coveralls underneath. Gary was covered with second- and third-degree burns. He was conscious and kept repeating, "It's my fault," apparently aware of his own role in th

Omg He He
ok the person who gave me all the gifts thanx i still havent figured it out i have so many ppl on here i love and i dont want to guess wrong please tell me who u r so i can thank u u obviously care alot and i want to thank u personaly online he he ;) love Scarlet

The One I Would Love To Be With
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed anywhere at anytime I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss... I'm the girl who you can talk to you about anything... I'm the girl who laughs at your jokes... I'm the girl who will have many inside jokes with you and remember each one... I'm the girl who will brag about you to all of my friends... I'm the girl who loves it when you put your arms around my waist .. I'm the girl who will listen to you talk... I'm the girl who loves when you hug me for no apparent reason... I'm the girl who loves it when you hug me from behind or kiss me on the forehead.. I'm the girl who loves you for you; and doesn't care what other people say about us... I'm the girl who loves it when you introduce me to your friends as your girlfriend/wife...

What Color Nail Polish Best Fits You?
Your Nail Polish Color is Pink How you're unique: You're girly without being high maintenance Why your style rocks: You're the perfect blend of stylish, preppy, and cute What this color says about you: "I am secure enough not to follow every trend" What Color Nail Polish Best Fits You?

New Tattoo Contest
DO TO LOTS OF REQUEST I AM HOLDING ANOTHER BEST TATTOO CONTEST IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO ENTER PLEASE SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSEGE WITH THE PIC YOU WANNA USE THE CONTEST WILL RUN FROM JAN 21 TILL JAN 31 SO GET YOU PICS TO ME THERE WILL BE PRIZES FOR 1ST 2ND AND 3RD CLICK MY PIC LINK TO GET TO MY PAGE ADD ME SO I CAN FIND YOU FOR THE CONTEST AND SO YOU CAN GET THE LINKS TO PIMP YOR SELF OUT hellfighter( ~ Pain Is My Passions ct hubby)@ CherryTAP (repost of original by 'hellfighter( ~ Pain Is My Passions ct hubby)' on '2007-01-17 15:23:40') (repost of original by '~*~MISS CHERRY~*~IM IN A CONTEST(PLEASE VOTE FOR ME!CONTEST LINK IS ON MY PAGE!' on '2007-01-17 15:25:39')

Roommates
I love my three new roommates. They are so much cooler the two that I had before. One is from here, one is from Lansing and one is from Detroit. The two I had before were from Detroit but they slept with every guy on this campus. They were such fucking skank whores.

Hump Day
I WONDER WHY WEDNSDAY ARE KNOWN AS HUMP DAY. WHY WEDNSDAYS? IS THIS A DAY WHERE EVERONE IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE SEX OR JUST DRY HUMP? LOL! WHO INVENTED HUMP DAY? MAYBE ITS JUST A DAY WHERE SOMEONE IS SUPPOSED TO GET LUCKY. IF THATS SO WHY DONT THEY MAKE IT ON A FRIDAY OR SATURDAY WHERE THERE IS SOMETHING GOING ON OR AT LEAST YOU CAN HAVE SOME KIND OF LUCK GETTING SOME EXPECIALLY WHEN THERES ALCOHOL INVOLVED..LOL! SORRY FOR THIS STUPID BLOG..IM JUST A CURIOUS PERSON. HE HE :)

The Holy Temple
In keeping with spirit... Doggie and the Pastor are planning a number of visits to the holy temple in northern Arizona! (you can see a pic of the temple on my profile labeled "my favorite bar") Damn, I can't wait for summer and the beginning of services at Temple Bugles!

I'm Going To Be In A Contest!
My first contest, yay! It's the "Not Your Typical Girl Next Door Contest", and it starts on Friday at 9EST, as far as I know. I'll need all the votes I can get, so please come show me love! You know I'd do the same for you!! Thanks everyone!! :)) ~Lisa (The Succubus)

Poem From My Girl Leti To Me
The snow fell And the princess danced With glitter in her hair And fairies flying about her The elves pranced at her feet She savored this moment for she knew it was her last The crown of mysticism would be passed on She fell to her knees Cradling her child Her daughter She handed it the aged elf She smiled and sprinkled the dust upon her forehead The elf walk wearily to the door And turned The child was now a teen She aged before her eyes The crown was upon her head The woman laid in the snow and fell a sleep The snow melted and flowers grew around her Vines engulfed her And became her She returned once to the earth again And in her place A single Lily grew A Lily that would never die

A Bunch Of Useless Facts
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home, maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football fi

Your Love Life Secrets
Your Love Life Secrets Are Looking back on your life, you will have a few true loves. You're a little scarred from your past relationships, but who isn't? It's important to you that your lover is very attractive. You like to have someone to show off. In fights, you are able to walk away and calm down. You are able to weather the storm. A break-up usually comes as a shock to you. You always think things are going well. Your Love Life Secrets, Revealed

What Color Is Your Passion
Your Passion is Orange Your sex life is driven by your wild fantasies. For you, sex is a dramatic performance where you are the star. And you love putting on a wild act for your lover, trying to top last night's show. Whether you enjoy the actual sex is irrelevant... it's all about putting on a good act! What Color Is Your Passion?

Remembering So Much { Karulvinth For Life}
On lingering memories Once more I play I’m missing you more Than yesterday So many paths that led To memory lane My mind travels back I am there again Feelings and affections I had plenty to view In letters and pictures Archives of you Remembering so much Its all held in here As I fondly reminisced From yesteryear Of things said and done Love I can still find Revealed in memories Always on my mind I never wanted the stars, never shot for the moon, I like them right where they are... all I wanted was you! If you're asking if I need you, the answer is forever. If you're asking if I will leave you, the answer is never. If you're asking what I value, the answer is you. If you asking if I love you, the answer is I DO.

Friends With Benefits
umm...ok... Body: It doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,single, gay or straight! You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery. Here's how it works: Statistcally speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on your friends list that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox, not a reply to this bulletin, saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? LOL THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your friends list that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you. SO... re-post this as It doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,single, gay or straight!

2k7 Doesn't Anyone Use Numbers Anymore?
You know, maybe I’m not cut out to be in a relationship. Seems weird, to me at least, but it may just be the truth. Relationships where there is no passionate love, that is. I’ve tried the easy route, the getting-to-know-you route, the let’s-take-this-slow-and-see-where-it-leads-us route. The result is inevitably the same. Nowhere. That road leads me nowhere. I’m a passionate guy and I need a relationship which comes in like a hurricane, levels everything in its’ path and once gone, has left nothing but the world as it was before houses were built and life became complicated. Something which shakes the lives of all who witness it to its’ very foundation. You know what I mean? Does anyone truly know what I mean? Am I weird or is this normal? Sometimes I honestly think I should commit myself. You know, loony-bin and all. I know there are about 15 million people out there who think they don’t fit in anywhere, my thoughts right now are no different from theirs. The

I Know I'm Getting Old...
A few days back I got hit on by a 15 year old who looked like a 20 year old. She looked like the kind of woman guys drool over. I knew she was 15, cause she told me. That's what made me sad. She had everything I look for in an escort. And she admitted being a cheap drunk. Now I am neither a pedophile nor an abuser of drunken girlies but apparently that's what she thought guys want to hear. She said she was young, had a fuck-me attitude (her words, not mine) and wanted to get a tatoo that says princess. It'll probably read 'Rape Victim' When I left the bar, she was drunk and intent on showing somebody, anybody, that she was ready willing and able. I let the bouncer know where she was so he could get her out of there. I hope she's ok. Bad choice of words. She's not ok. She needs help. I just hope she's getting it (by it I mean help, not IT). It fucks with me, though. This girl has probably seen her share of dick (and pussy). Hell, she might have seen my share, your share, he

Gotta Love Life
It is hard to believe I am actually happy and content with my life. For those who know me things haven't been to great for me lately but are really getting better. I am soooo freakn' happy. I got this new job which I love and apparently they love me as well. Things are sooo looking up. Well have to attend to my kids. TTL

Regarding Messege About Quicktime
Okay...I cant find quicktime on my computer and I cant download the newest version because I have Windows ME ...but I also cant get to my homepage and have the fear my account being messed up..WHAT IN THE HELL CAN I DO? Please someone anyone HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

Dying From The Cold
As the cold hate slowly freezes my heart. As the cracks form from you breaking it apart. I sit there as the tears fall from my eyes. Just like rain falling from the skies. I don't know you very well. But I'm diggin you that's all I can tell. I guess you aren't diggin' me. It's about the actions that I can see. Just tell me strait up. And dont be stuck up. I need a man not just a lil boy. Who thinks the heart is just a toy. And you told me you loved me. A strait up lie that proved to be. You got me to do things I didn't want to do. But I did em anyways just to please you. I opened up my shell. And it was easy to tell. Who I was. I guess you didn't like it cause. Now you're not speakin. Probly cause I'm freakin. I'm just so stressed. Maybe leavin is for the best... This was to my ex john I wrote it about 3 months ago

Why
Why do we fight and die? Why do we put our lives on the line to risk our safty for those who dont understand Who pick up their signs and yell demands who yell thank god for dead soldiers... Lets point our 21 gun salute at them see how they like to die for a country that does not love them. How many more head stones must be marked he died for his country..He died for his heart. He leaves behind a family that loved him so And now i must hear why did daddy leave us why did he have to go. Why did he have to leave oh why did he have to die. Now i ask myself that, just tell me why? Why are we fighting? why do we die? For someone who does not love us, for some who does not understand. He has not served in battle, he has never shed blood. Insted he sits behind a table prim and proper he gets his tea at noon. And tells us we must fight on for our country needs our sweat our tears and our blood. We fight because we love our country, we fight because we l

What's The Difference?
The Sheriff and the Lawyer ...... > > > > > A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a >sheriff's deputy. > > He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he >is a lawyer > > and is certain that he has a better education. He >decides to prove this > > to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense... >Deputy says, > > "License and registration, please." > > Lawyer says, "What for?" > > Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the >stop sign." > > Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." > > Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. > > License and registration, please." > > Lawyer says, "What's the difference?" > > Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to >complete stop, > > that's the law. License and

Fat Belly
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. the mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it." "Your wasting your time," said the boy. "Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."

No Internet.
Hey just to let you all know I don't have internet at home right now. So on the days I am not at work I will not be able to be on here. I don't know when I will be able to get the internet back on at my new place but as soon as I can I will be back up and running. Miss ya all! Ron

All About Us Girls
* GIRLS TREE* -----------------Girls------------------ -----------are like apples------------- --------on trees.The best ones------- ------are at the top of the tree.----- ----The boys dont want to reach---- ---for the good ones because they --- -are afraid of falling + geting hurt So, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.So apples at the top think -somethin is rong with them,when in --reality, they're amazing. They just ---have to wait for the right boy to--- ----- come along, the one who's------ ----------- brave enough to---------- -----------------climb all---------- ----------------- the way-------- -----------------to the top-------- ^^^^^^^^of the tree.^^^^^

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Drat
Had my first appointment today with my Veteran's Administration doctor. This is enough to convince me to get a job somewhere else. I'm certain she's a good doctor, but we seemed to communicate on different wavelengths. For one thing, she couldn't understand the difference between "painful" and "functional". I am always in chronic pain. I will be for life. I use meds to take the edge off it, but not enough to affect my thinking, since in order to perform, I *must* be able to think. I use visualization, yoga breathing, auto-suggestion, and quite a few other techniques to work through the pain without meds. What concerns me isn't pain, it's functionality. My left arm hurts - big deal. My left arm is losing range of motion and I'm left-handed - Big Deal! I don't think she ever did understand that, while I can touch my toes if asked to do so, at the cost of a great deal of pain in my lower back and legs, I will *never* touch my toes unless a doctor is asking me to do so. Capabil

~idle Thoughts For Wondering Minds~
Huh?? I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. I had amnesia once -- or twice. I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what? Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle. What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? They told me I was gullible and I believed them. Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway. Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. How can there be self-help "groups"? If swimming is so

Untitled Love Poem
i carry it with me in my heart, it eats at my very soul. it fills a space within me, it makes my heart seem whole. it gives me wings when i am down, it uplifts me in time of grief. it gives me strength when i am weak, though at times it seems so brief. i cant see it with my eyes or hold it in front of me, yet i can feel it in my heart and recieve it tenderly. i can not cut it with a sword or track it with a hound, yet i always know when it is there without a single sound. distance has set our souls apart yet i feel as though we are one. this battle of emotions, i know i have definatly won.

Vocabulary Spin
For those who love the philosophy of hypocrisy and ambiguity.... 1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 5. The main reason Santa' so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. 6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. 7. What if there were no hypothetical questions? 8. If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 9. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? 10. Is there another word for synonym? 11. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" 12. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? 13. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish

~~advantages Of Being A Union Member~~
Being a union member A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?" "No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't." "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules." The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20." "That's more like it!" the union man said. He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. "

Short Story
here is the deal i am going to make a short story but this is how it will work. i will put one sentence then write a comment with the next sentence what you think fits...so on and so forth...... tell all your friends on cherry to come am make this story great... Once there was a prince who was walking down a road on a dark and stormy night when he saw a monster.

D&d Character Quiz
Which Dungeons and Dragons Cartoon Character Are You? You are Hank the Ranger, leader of the group. You have a nifty magic bow.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Liz Hurley Ain't Got Nuthin On This Liz
Well, I was supposed to be on a date, tonight, but, I guess she had to work late.. But, thats quite alright as I've been thinkin about Elizabeth all afternoon She is MiLuvULngTme on here, and I brought her on over because she is dear to me She's what a dream girl is made of;o)

A Look Here Everyone!
I ASK YALL Y YALL STOP BY MA PAGE AND HIT ME UP AND ITS BECAUSE U SHOIN SUM LUV YES YALL DID IT FOR LOVE AND TO ALL MA FANS OUT THERE I WANNA THANK U FOR SUPPORTING ME AND MA FRIENDS AND FAM I THANK U I LUV U PEACE ...

Updates On Me
Ok well I got sick yep and not feeling too damn good.. But I will be ok.. Right now my grandma is out of town and she will be back this weekend.. Well I do miss and she needs to get a way with the stress that she is going through.. Well I need to get away from this damn stress and it is driving me nuts.. I am always getting yelled at and people running their mouth about and I can't stand it.. My life is always in hell and always will be.. I don't know what I am goin to do right now but I have think about it what happens to my grandma when she dies and so on, where am i going to go.. It is really hard to think like that you know what I mean.. I don't know if any family member won't take me in, I will live with my mom.. Reason why is I don't trust her never will in my damn life.. She lies alot about a bunch of shit that is not true.. I don't want to live with her.. because she will take control of my life.. Hell I am 24 years old almost 25 years old and I want to start taking control

A Story
Here is a true story about the virtue of complaining.... Phone repair dispatch: A South Carolina farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring. Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found: 1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar. 2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose. 3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called. 4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate. 5. The wet ground would compl

What Do You Know About Sex? Take The Quiz
You have a sexual IQ of 127 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Damn You Dial Up!
Ok...so I got the "you probably have an old version of quicktime please download the new one....blah, blah, blah" notice when I tried to go to my homepage here.....so I click to download the new version...IT IS TAKING FOREVER!!!!! In the meantime I seem to be able to visit other people's pages (aren't you all lucky!? lol) and apparently I can blog....but I can't access my home on here....with any luck it will be done dl-ing by 9pm (I hope) other than that...I am kinda bored. I've been sewing most the afternoon and will hopefully have my projects done by Friday (hopefully get a few new pics in?). So the big plan is to go to Sis' tomorrow to do more sewing. Somewhere along the line this evening I got the strange urge to go around with a flashlight and look behind and under every piece of furniture and appliance to see what there was hiding there (yeah, I'm not sure what that was about either....)Amazingly I found behind the piano some missing books the school made me pay for several m

Are You Psychic?
You Are 80% Psychic You are so very psychic. But you already predicted that, didn't you? You have "the gift" - and you use it daily to connect with others. You're very tapped into the world around you... Just make sure to use your powers for good! Are You Psychic?

Intro...
I don't think a blog is what I meant to make here but oh well... My new background is a photo of me and Chrissy. It's labeled Devilish Duo in my photos. a> Aside from that, I'm just trying to figure out what I'm doing on here... LOL. Rock on, Niteowls, but I'm off to bed ;)

What Does Your Birth Month Mean?
Your Birth Month is August Ambitious and strong, you find it easy to be successful. You are brave and stubborn. No one's going to set your limits! Your soul reflects: Strength, character, and devotion Your gemstone: Peridot Your flower: Poppy Your colors: Orange, red, and light green What Does Your Birth Month Mean?

How Machiavellian Are You?
You Are Somewhat Machiavellian You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead... But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself. You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place. You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to! How Machiavellian Are You?

What Is Your Star Wars Horoscope?
Star Wars Horoscope for Leo You add a whole new meaning to self-assurance. You are a nurturing person with great physical strength. Like many Leos, you will see that your mission for good is completed. You are very optimistic about the future. Star wars character you are most like: Princess Leia What Is Your Star Wars Horoscope?

What Kind Of Friend Are You?
You Are A Fun Friend You're the one who keeps your group laughing And you've always got an idea for something fun to do The party's not complete without you And you wouldn't miss it for the world What Kind of Friend Are You?

The Muppet Personality Test
You Are Rowlf the Dog Mellow and serious, you enjoy time alone cultivating your talents. You're a cool dog, and you always present a relaxed vibe. A talented pianist, you can play almost anything - especially songs by Beethoven. "My bark is worse than my bite, and my piano playing beats 'em both." The Muppet Personality Test

Reports From The Road....
I went from 73 degrees and beautiful in Atlanta over the weekend to 10 degrees and butt cold in Detroit in one day. I swear I've been all over the past couple weeks, and this weather has been crazy all over. I was in Pennsylvania and it was 55 degrees, then went to Tennessee and it was 20 degrees. And I have met some crazy ass people. LOL But there are still a lot of cool people out here I keep runnin' into. Kinda cool to get paid to travel all over. It is gettin' kinda stressful on the road. I barely missed the ice storm that hit the plains states, but I'm catching some cold ass weather now. If it wasn't so cold, I'd probably enjoy Detroit a little more, but I'm keepin' my ass warm as much as possible. It's not as bad or dangerous as a lot of people claim it to be (even though I did see a man get shot in Flint. Guess crime doesn't take a break from the cold LOL). Looks like I'm gonna be on the road for a month longer until I get to go home for a break. I'm not too cool with that

How American Are You?
You Are 62% American Most times you are proud to be an American. Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home. You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you! How American Are You?

What Color Is Your Aura?
Your Aura is Violet Idealistic and thoughtful, you have the mind and ideas to change the world. And you have the charisma of a great leader, even if you don't always use it! The purpose of your life: saying truths that other people dare not say Famous purples include: Mahatma Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Jr., Susan B. Anthony Careers for you to try: Political Activist, Inventor, Life Coach What Color Is Your Aura?

2007 On Fire!!
I just want to note... New goals, new objectives, new momentum!!! 2006 was successful...2007 will blow 2006 out of the water!! I'm on a mission...I have my goals.... Doggie testify! Their time is up....my time is NOW!!!

What Sign Is Your True Love?
Your True Love Is a Libra Why you'll love a Libra: Social and charming, a Libra is sure to turn your head in a group setting. Libra has the style and grace to intrigue you... and the passionate soul to reel you in. Why a Libra will love you: You're laid back and patient. Libra doesn't feel rushed to make a decision with you. An appreciator of beauty, you can show Libra all sorts of inspiration - from art to nature. What Sign Is Your True Love?

The Chosen One
THE CHOSEN ONE, NATIVE AMERICAN CELTIC SON. BORN OF THE WITCH INSANE, PROUD AND TRUE. BORN OF THE SAD CELT POET, WELL VERSED THROUGH AND THROUGH THE YEAR OF HELL FIRE AND DRAGONS BREATH. MILLENNIUM BROUGHT FORTH NEW YEARS MORN, THE MESSENGER OF DEATH. THE SAD CELT POET SCRIBES AND SCRIPTS NO MORE. THE CHOSEN ONE, DARK ANGEL INNER LIGHT,PERSONAL VALET TO THE DEAD AND THE DAMMED. CRYPT KEEPER IN THE NIGHT. CARETAKER TO THE CHEMICALLY IMBALANCED AND THE MENTALLY DERANGED. THE CHOSEN ONE, PROVIDER OF PLEASURE AND PAIN, SOUL DRIVEN ENLIGHTENMENT, FLESH GIVEN EXCITEMENT. WICKEDLY TWISTED FOR YOUR DELIGHT. THERE IS NO LOVE IN THIS WORLD, WITHOUT OCCASIONAL PAIN AND SORROW. FORGIVENESS AND FAITH , IN OURSELVES AND OUR MATES, SHALL BE OUR GUIDES ,SO WE MAY SET FORTH A NEW DAY, A NEW TOMORROW. BRING FORTH THIS SON OF THE WITCH AND THE POET. HEART AND SOUL, UNCONDITIONALLY DISPLAYED BEFORE ALL. SPEAK HIS NAME FOR ALL TO KNOW, FORE YOU HAVE CHOSEN HIM, LOVE GI

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Lately i have been feeling that maybe i was played for a fool...I shouldn't feel this way but I do...I don't know if what i am being told is true or a lie...Well I am hoping that it is true...He always said that he can't stand liars...I guess I will have to wait and see what happens...I just hate the way I feel...I don't want to be played...I deserved to be happy...I guess I will believe it when he can prove it... Sorry if I am rambling on but I just had to get this off of my chest...

Hard To Believe, Real Stories From Ers
FEMALE SOFA----- A 500 lb. woman from Illinois was examined in a hospital. During the examination, an asthma inhaler fell from under her armpit, a dime was found under one of her breasts and a remote control was found lodged between the folds of her vulva. eeewwwww..... PRICKLY PAIR-----OUCH! In Michigan , a man came into the ER with lacerations to his penis. He complained that his wife had "...a rat in her privates..." which bit him during sex (not the first conclusion I would have drawn, I don't think). After an examination of his wife, it was revealed that she had a surgical needle left inside her after a recent hysterectomy PING PONG ANYONE? ----- A 20 year old man came into the ER with a stony mass in his rectum. He said that he and his boyfriend were fooling around with concrete mix, when his boyfriend had the idea of pouring the mix into his anus using a funnel (you'd do the same, I'm sure!?!!). The concrete then hardened, (no shit Sherlock! Pardon the poo pun), causing

Lorretta Lynn- Fist City
You've been makin' your brags around town that you've been a lovin' with my man But the man I love when he picks up trash he puts it in a garbage can And that's what you look like to me and what I see is a pitty You'd better close your face and stay out of my way If you don't wanta go to Fist City If you don't wanna go to Fist City you'd better detour round my town Cause I'll grab you by the hair of the head and I'll lift you off of the ground I'm not a sayin' my baby is a saint cause he ain't And that he won't cat around with a kitty I'm here to tell you gal to lay off of my man if you don't wanna go to Fist City [ steel ] Come on and tell me what you told my friends if you think you're brave enough And I'll show you what a real woman is since you think you're hot stuff You'll bite off more than you can chew if you get too cute or witty You better move your feet if you don't wanna eat a meal that's called Fist City If you don't wanna go to Fist City... I'm here to tell

Anarchism
Anarchism: What It Really Stands For -- by Emma Goldman ANARCHY Ever reviled, accursed, ne'er understood, Thou art the grisly terror of our age. "Wreck of all order," cry the multitude, "Art thou, and war and murder's endless rage." O, let them cry. To them that ne'er have striven The truth that lies behind a word to find, To them the word's right meaning was not given. They shall continue blind among the blind. But thou, O word, so clear, so strong, so pure, Thou sayest all which I for goal have taken. I give thee to the future! Thine secure When each at least unto himself shall waken. Comes it in sunshine? In the tempest's thrill? I cannot tell but it the earth shall see! I am an Anarchist! Wherefore I will Not rule, and also ruled I will not be! John Henry Mackay The history of human growth and development is at the same time the history of the terrible struggle of every new idea heralding the approach of a brighter dawn. In its tenacious hold on tradition,

Ice Cream And God
Last week, I took my children to a restaurant. >>>> My six-year-old son asked if he could say grace. >>>> As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good, God is great. >>> Thank you for the food, and I would even thank you more if Mom gets us ice cream for dessert. And Liberty and justice for all! Amen!" >>>> Along with the laughter from the other customers nearby, I heard a woman remark, "That's what's wrong with this country. Kids today don't even know how to pray. Asking God for ice cream! Why, I never!" >>>> Hearing this, my son burst into tears and asked me, "Did I do it wrong? Is God mad at me?" >>>> >>>> As I held him and assured him that he had done a terrific job, and God was certainly not mad at him, an elderly gentleman approached the table. >>>> >>>> He winked at my son and said, "I happen to know that God thought that was a great prayer." >>>> >>>> "Really?" my son asked. >>>> >>>> "Cross my heart," the man repl ied. >>>> >>>> Then, in a thea

Love Defined
What is love, but an emotion, So strong and so pure, That nurtured and shared with another All tests it will endure? What is love, but a force To bring the mighty low, With the strength to shame the mountains And halt time's ceaseless flow? What is love, but a triumph, A glorious goal attained, The union of two souls, two hearts A bond the angels have ordained? What is love, but a champion, To cast the tyrant from his throne, And raise the flag of truth and peace, And fear of death o'erthrow? What is love, but a beacon, To guide the wayward heart, A blazing light upon the shoals That dash cherished dreams apart? And what is love, but forever, Eternal and sincere, A flame that through wax and wane Will outlive life's brief years? So I'll tell it on the mountaintops, In all places high and low, That love for you is my reason to be, And will never break or bow.

New Job
eh.. ok so im just writin this to write one. ha ha. i got a new job. YAY! i get to leave target finally. no more havin to see those damn guest face to face. im goin to dish network. now i get to hear them yappin in my ears. eh guess its better than havin to look @ them. I ger paid more. thats a plus. lol

Advice
Advice Do not undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others. It is because we are different that each of us is special. Do not let others set your goals. Only you know what is best for you. Do not take for granted the things closest to your heart. Cling to them as you would your own life, for without them,life is meaningless. Do not let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past Nor for the future. By living your life one day at a time,you live all the days of your life. Nothing is really over until the moment you truly stop trying. It's a fragile thread that binds us to each other. Don't be afraid to encounter risks.It is by taking chances That we learn to be brave. Do not shut love out of your life by saying it is impossible to find. The quickest way to receive love is to give love, The fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly. Do not dismiss your dreams. To be without dreams is to be without hope, To be without ho

What Men Really Mean.
"I'M GOING FISHING" Translated: I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety." "IT'S A GUY THING" Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making logical." "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?" "UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR" Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" Translated: "I have no idea how it works." "TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD." Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner." "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." Translated: "Are you still talking?" "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." Translated: "I remember the theme song to 'F. Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

(( True Story )) The Lengths Men Are Willing To Go, To Get In A Woman's Pants
Hi Darlene, I wrote you previously but got no response, so I thought I would try again (I hope you don't mind). I think you are absolutely gorgeous and I would love to meet you in person. Like I said before, I am a doctor in LA. I am also very generous and I would be willing to give you $2000 just to meet me for a cup of coffee. NO STRINGS ATTACHED!! I would also be willing to send or wire you an advance on that amount just to let you know I am credible and serious about wanting to meet you. Let me know if you have any interest in meeting. If not, please do not take offense to this innocent and heart-felt proposal. Take care and I hope to hear back soon. Now, I am not mad at this person, since he at least asked politely. But seriously, when you really read through my profile, you quickly notice that such an approach does not work with me and is a waste of time. Here's why: You can not buy me. Neither my body, nor my company. I don't care how

Most Unique Salute Contest
most unique cherry salute contest 1 place wins a 3 day blast second place wins a 1 day blast and 3 rd place win gifts up to 1500 cherry bucks salutes doesnt halft to be verified just unique rules are as follows NO bombing to make it fare each contestant can only have 5 comments from any one person. contest will last for one week contest will start saturday at 12 a.m. EST. 1-20-2007 send photo to my private message box to be approved no later then friday at midnight EST. 1-19-07 WINNER will be based apon comments and votes. contestants can and will be diquilfied for excessive BOMBING so be sure to let your friends know PLEASE REPOST THIS BULLETIN TO HELP SPREAD THE WORD.

I'm In A Contest
HEY EVERONE HOW ARE WE TODAY WELL I GOT MYSELF ENTERED IN A CONTEST GIVEAWAY. SO IF YOU ALL COULD BE SO KIND AS TOO GO AND TO THE LINK ABOVE "CLICK MY PICK" AND COMMENT BOMB AND RATE TY..... LILJON1234

Eating Disorder Not Otherwise Specified
To be able to defeat your enemy you must know your enemy first. Here is some information about my enemy. Eating Disorder Not Otherwise Specified (ED-NOS) The most common element surrounding ALL Eating Disorders is the inherent presence of a low self esteem Having an "Eating Disorder not Otherwise Specified" can mean a number of things... It can mean the individual suffers from Anorexia but still gets their period; It can mean they may still be an "average healthy weight" but be suffering Anorexia; It can mean the sufferer equally participates in some Anorexic as well as Bulimic behaviors (sometimes referred to as being Bulimirexic). Just as it is important to remember that doctors can make mistakes, it is also important to keep in mind that it has only been until very recently (in the last 10 years) that awareness on the subject Eating Disorders has really begun to surface. People are frequently confused (including doctors) about the real differences between Anorexia and

Because I Care !!!!!
Because I care... 1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile - I will know you finally got some. 4. When you are scared - I will help you through it. 5. When you are worried - I will listen and tell you this too will pass. 6. When you are confused - I will take you to the bookstore to buy you a book to help you to learn something. 7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. I will bring over some chicken soup and leave it at the door. 8. When you fall - I will probably laugh from a nervous reaction then I will quickly pick you up and make sure no one saw you fall. This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask, because you are my friend. Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a bod

10 Ways To Annoy A Telemarketer
10. When they ask "How are you today?" Tell them! "I'm so glad you asked because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..." 9. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary. 8. Cry out in surprise, "Judy! Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have you been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of pause as she tries to figure out where she could know you from. 7. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends Plan, reply, in as SINISTER a voice as you can, "I don't have any friends ... would you be my friend?" 6. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. 5. Tell the te

Sweet Dreams My Friends
TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF Never let anything become so much as to loose focus and get out of touch with the things that are important in life for much is fraught with stress and strife remember that someone cares about you in everything you have that you must do think about this and your heart will know there is always tomorrow to reap and to sow the seeds we plant give forth their yield it is our job to tend our own field the bountiful harvest of life for both you and I is just to accept the blessings and never ask why I accept you as who you are, and thank god every day that he put you in my life, I hope that is where you stay ! By R. Thomas Dinsmore

You Don't Know Jack Schitt.
Who is Jack Schitt? The lineage is finally revealed! Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says: "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation: Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The Deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents objection, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were still living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as: Noe Shitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chick

Top Ten Reasons Why Women Reject Men And What They Really Mean
10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.") 9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one jurassic geezer.) 8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.) 7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.) 6. I've got a boyfriend (who's really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's). 5. I don't date men where I work. (Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.) 4. It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.) 3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.) 2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.) .....and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it actually means)

Fighting For Our Freedom??? Wtf??
Stupid Bulletins that people post! I have had to turn off the bulletins on my home page because I am so sick and tired of the stupid bulletins about our troops. "They are fighting for our freedom" is usually the title. WHAT??? Fighting for our freedom?? We aren't already a free country?? How in the hell does getting killed in Iraq make us more free?? Aren't they really fighting for Iraq's freedom?? Maybe I am naive to all this war/military BULLSHIT. GOD I hate Bush and all HE stands for. He SURE as fuck could care less about the people living right here in the US. Why not pour some of the BILLIONS of dollars our government spends on the military and start spending it where we REALLY need it, like schools and the homeless. ok, rant over, let the hate mail begin!!

Help Him Win
WE ARE DOWN TO THE LAST HRS OF THIS CONTEST... PLEASE COME HELP MY FRIEND WIN ... IF YOU ARE TRULY A FRIEND YOU WILL AT LEAST DROP A FEW COMMENTS ON HIS PAGE... HERE IS THE LINK http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=398434&albumid=182132&i=2317717418 THANKS TATER.....

Your Love
He'll put you down and make you cry but still you'll say it's all a lie. You dream at night of what could be you close your eyes so you won't see. He's playing with you it's almost a sin but you'll do as he asks it's always for him. You lost yourself when he chose his game you tell me he has changed but you stay the same. You're worth so much more than he'll ever know I see you have strength and I hope that you'd go. I know you're not happy but I know you can see there are people that love you and one of them's me. ~~January 17, 2007~~ All My Soldiers Loves Me

Hope
When all about you is black with gloom, And all you feel is pending doom. When your bones are racked with grim despair - When every breath is a gasp for air. Keep on going, though you need to grope, For around the bend is a ray of hope. A ray of hope is perhaps all that's left, As your will to live has been bereft. You've lost it all, it's just no use! You can end it all, you need no excuse. But throw away that piece of rope, And give yourself a chance of hope. Just give yourself another day, Brushing aside what your thoughts may say. This is your life and you can make a new start, By ignoring the brain - just follow the heart. Taking baby steps in order to cope, And minute by minute you'll build on your hope. Build on your hope,. one day at a time, Though the road be steep and hard to climb. The hurts of the past - they should be dead. The fears of the future are all in your head. Just live in the present and refuse to mope Your life will sparkle for you'r

Not Enough
His strength is never enough just passing smile through my window a casual word I hear over and over reminds me and makes me laugh inside. But to him my love is never enugh not needed, not wanted he causes my cries then wants to know how he can quiet them. A shot of ignorance poured into a wine glass his faith is never enough a fleeting feeling of security a warm embrace that fades into the days that pass. Like a feeling I cannot keep so sincere to hear but so painful to feel second best, someone stealing my spot my treasure, but who can own love. My smiles are never enough when half of the time they are lies just a show I perform for others who never seem to see past my costume. Sometimes it really doesn't matter but sometimes it leaves me empty they are not enough just a chilling phrase meant to be warm. A love that's only there sometimes or not at all, what is enough are you enough, am I trusting you too much because I need to trust so badly.

An Angel To Me
The moment I opened my heart and let you in I saw this great love starting to begin. I opened my eyes to a vision of you I hope, I pray your feelings are true. I have loved and I have paid the cost And I have felt the pain of the love I lost. But, now, I think I have truly found An Angel who walks upon the ground. You go beyond all limits for me Just to show your love endlessly. I could search my whole life through And never find another 'you'. You are so special that I wanted you to know I truly, completely love you so.

Breathless Silence
For more than just a moment I put down all of the electronics as they became silenced. My figer tips no longer flying across a scramble of black keys, plastic wearing thin from the expressions and emotions put into them. This evening our dizzy minds were laid to rest, however I didnt rest for long. The monitor still shinning in the corner of my eye, I took a moment to reflect. As I sat legs hurtled to my neck and arms wrapped around them attempting to provide a warmth that I couldnt retain. My eyes worn low and voice spread thin. Scuttled together in a couch that isnt mine looking out a window at the moon that doesnt belong to me. I felt the frozen air seeping through and brushing my flushed cheeks. The moon held my vision of him and a comfort knowing that he is looking and sleeping peacefully under the watch of the same moon. His words playing over and over in my head "How do I conquer the distance" I smile a grin I have never known or felt. Its been nearly days since i have spok

My Bad
you know i keep so much to myself. alot of people think theres something wrong with that i think it suits me just fine. but every once in awhile i have to (basically bitch and complain) to those who are close to me. well thats what i did do. now i find out me doing that brings other people down. ruins there days. causes problems for them. not no more. i can deal with my problems myself. no more dragging what few friends i got into them just to fuck up their lives. from now on im either fine or better. irrelevant of how i really am. for that one person im sorry for dragging you into this. i swear to god it wont ever happen again. PS i got my cell back.

A Simple Rose
A simple rose I have found It's not the flower that grows from the ground, Its beauty is one of such delight ... This rose is soft to the touch in all its perfection. The envy for all the flowers in this garden Its fragrance will consume your every obsession. This rose must be a gift, a gift from above A gift from Heaven to show us love. Every morning I wake to see its petals glisten Its easy to see how one could be so smitten If love was a rose it would shine so bright Because all I need is this rose in my life.

Darkness
2004 Bill Williams The darkness, like a panther swiftly running, persuing the light the darkness, the manhunter who will win the fight? Man or beast? the fight goes on the darkness is the beast and who might the man be? Is it you? Is it me? Man, woman boy, girl? Darkness is in all of us, but knock it out with light But darkness knows no light so it swallows it up with fright the darkness is hatred that cannot be with the light of love

Images Of War
Copyright 2005 Bill Williams War It all starts out As quiet and calm As the eye of the storm Then starts raging As it courses through time People killing one another Shooting their guns And throwing grenades All together evil War A profound display of insecurity Always compensating for something Small in their lives The discomfort Of something that they’re hiding Something that they’re hiding from War It goes on and on Minute after minute Hour after hour Day after day For weeks or months or even years War is hell War it all starts out as quiet and calm as the eye of the storm our boys and girls sent over seas to fight for our freedom for the USA Protecting our flag Protecting our people Protecting our freedom Our right to be alive Risking their lives The truly brave War What can I say No good ever comes of it The eruption of corruption The corruption of conformity You have to stand for what you love Or go down in the fight You

Fear
Copyright 2005 Bill Williams Fear The darkest night The hottest day The fiery pit of hell No one likes the idea of hell And who can blame them Always try to avoid it Never want to talk about it Nightmare of the population Terror of entire nations People always try to spread it Always try to calm yourself Never let it get to you Armies taken overseas Bombs exploding everywhere Losing lives to the enemy They think they’re winning But one battle at a time We show them how the big boys do it Fear The coldest heart The darkest sea The biggest meanest dog The barrel of the gun The feeling that you’re looking into it Fear The sharpest teeth The reddest eyes The bloodiest death Blue and the grey The dark red uniforms To symbolize the death Of an entire army In one small battle All caused by ignorance And fear The only fear worth having, Is that of fear itself To know that fear is opposite Of having the faith in life Of having faith in

Just Me
look in my eyes, look for my heart if you are looking 4 me its the place 2 start you will never find what make me, me if my soal is one you are to blind to see so stare somewhere else but i will let you know my heart is where only blind eyes go ~~December 2006~~ All My Soldiers Loves Me

The Magician
The magician stands firmly Atop the broken balcony His hands gleam with energy His mind emits ecstasy The wind conducts his flowing robes The doors of convention hastily close And fiction leaps into fantasy As mist dances across the sea Thunder shakes the ground so gentle Reality leaps from its lofty mantel And dances away with one final twirl Before plummeting off the edge of the world The sky watches with jealous spite The earth observes the larks in flight And the magician speaks the archaic rite That overpowers day with the salvation of night

For You, Miss Morbid...
Mexican Bean Pie... INGREDIENTS * 1 (15 ounce) can black beans, drained and rinsed * 1 (15 ounce) can pinto beans, drained * 1 (16 ounce) can refried beans * 1 (2 ounce) can sliced black olives * 1/2 (15.25 ounce) can whole kernel corn, drained * 1/2 cup chopped green bell pepper * 1 jalapeno pepper, seeded and minced * 1 tablespoon ground cumin * 1 tablespoon chili powder * ground black pepper to taste * 5 (10 inch) whole wheat tortillas * 1 1/2 cups shredded Cheddar cheese * 1/2 cup salsa (optional) * 1/2 cup sour cream (optional) DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Lightly grease a 10 inch round cake pan or springform pan. 2. In a large saucepan over medium-high heat, mix black beans, pinto beans, refried beans, olives, corn, bell pepper, and jalapeno pepper. Season with cumin, chili power, and black pepper. Cook and stir until thickened, about 10 minutes. 3. Lay one

I Wanna Know You!!!
YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU I want to know 26 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. You're on my list, so let me know who I am friends with. JUST HIT REPLY TO SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A MESSAGE THEN, REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS AS A BULLETIN. (male/female answer accordingly) 1. Can you cook? 2. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator? 3. What talent do you wish you had? 4. Favorite place? 5. Favorite vegetable? 6. What was the last book you read? 7. Are you Dirty or Clean? 8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 9. Worst Habit? HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Do we know each other outside of MySpace? 2. What's your philosophy on life? 3. Negative or Optimistic? 4. What was your dream growing up? 5. Worst thing to ever happen to you? 6. Would you give me money or a slap in the face? 7. Tell me

Tip On Commentbombing
TIP ON COMMENTBOMBING !! OPEN 3 OR 4 NEW WINDOWS OF THE IMAGE, THEN RESIZE THE IMAGES = After u have your page looking like this (see above). you are ready to bomb...COMMENT BOMB! there are several techniques...one of which is the "asdfsa" comment. this happens when u type basically any random keys near u...this works fine... but the technique i use and it takes some time to get used to is the "aaaaaaaa" or "ssssssss" commenting technique. this one is easy because u hold any one key thoughout the commenting process...and just click with ur mouse the comment or submit button!

About Me And Him...a Hint Of Jealousy
I Love him, obviously. He is the best thing that has ever happened to me. Still, after all the time we've been together, I feel like a teenager again, when i am with him. I have had the worst relationships immaginable. But that broken road took me to him. I have never b4 been with someone worth fighting for. I plan on marrying this man he is my heart and soul. I was never the jealous type, til him. I don't care if all theses females on here talk dirty to him. It's just fantasy. Because it's me he's coming home to. It's me he plans on spending forever with. And to theses females that think their his priority. Think again. Look at his page. If he wanted to be with you, I wouldn't be smack dab in the middle of it. I am fully supportive of all you females that think he's cute, he is, and many many of you have come to my page to say hi. But to those of you who think you are gonna get somewhere with him,other than friendship and fantasy, let me tell

When A Freind Hurts
When a friend hurts I hurt too searching for answers wishing there was something I could do somehow offering a shoulder to cry on or a sympathetic ear just doesn't seem to be enough when I see a freind in tears but for all the times that I have been hurt and my friends were near I know the pain will not last forever and they'll remember the one that they hold dear So to all my friends outthere this promise I'll make to you I'll always be there by your side trying to help you to pull through

To Be A Soldier's Sweetheart On Tap
You wonder why we sit at home Weary, bored and all alone You wonder how we play on Tap, And turn away guys in a snap. It's because we hold dear something they just can't come near. Our hearts are carried somewhere else Wherever they may roam.. And we will sit and hold their hearts. Until our Soldiers' come home.

Explanation
So I've had about twenty different people ask me today why I got "fired" from being a Bouncer. I thought that I had made this all perfectly clear, but apparently not. So, here goes - I did not sign up to be a Bouncer. I signed up to be Support. Yaknow, back when the Support staff was green, and Bouncers were...well...still orange. I had no interest in making my life on CT by flagging photos and content. It simply was not what I wanted to do. I had been a photo mod on other sites previously, with no desire to do so again. The support staff was done away with a few months ago, moving all of the support to Bouncer positions. Lately, the higher up of the staff have been getting their panties into a proverbial wad over Bouncers not flagging enough photos. Well, I gotta say that I would be one of those who didn't flag a lot. I did what I signed up to do - I did support work. People knew that. It worked out well. Long story short, I told Scrapper about a week before all

Life For Rent....
I haven't really ever found a place that I call home .... I never stick around quite long enough to make it .... I apologize that once again I'm not in love ... But it's not as if I mind, that your heart ain't exactly breaking .... It's just a thought, only a thought .... But if my life is for rent and I don't lean to buy ... Well I deserve nothing more than I get , Cos nothing I have is truly mine,,,, I've always thought that I would love to live by the sea ,,,, To travel the world alone , and live my life more simply .... I have no idea what's happened to that dream? Cos there's really nothing left here to stop me .... It's just a thought, only a thought .... But if my life is for rent and I don't learn to buy ... Well I deserve nothing more than I get , Cos nothing I have is truly mine ..... While my heart is a shield and I won't let it down .... While I am so afraid to fail so I won't even try .... Well how can I say I'm alive ?? If my life i

American Idol..or Gong Show?
Good Thursday Morning to you. I did not watch American Idol last night because of the horrific showing of it on Tuesday Night. You know, being an Idol fan due to liking all types of music and with exception of three of the shows past overall winners have pretty much enjoyed the top ten all the years that the show has aired. But, the producers need to know people watch for the good and great performers not for the William Hung want to be likes. I mean come on.. that was funny when he tried to do the song from Ricky Martin called “She Bangs” but, my word…Tuesday night was absolutely ridiculous. There had to be more air time on gosh darn awful singers who were tone deaf, dressed way overboard in things as wacky as Apollo Creed and far to weirder outfits that you would not see at most Halloween Masquerade parties. The few they allowed you to see that were deemed through to Hollywood were somewhat good. One chick did a song by Blondie but hacked it up and was given a chance to do a Shakira

Someone Special Wrote This For Me ;) I Thought I'd Share...
together we walk together we talk hand in hand side by side each new step brings us closer yet closer and closer again to each other and to our future together we cry together we sleep together we weep together we laugh together we kiss together we miss anything is possible always within reach and within grasp hand in hand side by side we walk and talk laugh and love gaze up together at the stars above happily together and in love thankful for each day we have together never wanting it to end but to go on forever and ever there is only a beginning and no end

Getting Older
Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, "How old was your husband?" "98," she replied. "Two years older than me." "So you're 96," the undertaker commented. She responded, "Hardly worth going home, is it?" Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure." I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees Fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my driver's license. I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club an

Huge Favor
Contest that im in, ends Sunday Jan 21st 11pm (est) time. Its getting close between me and this other lady. I need all of you to come leave me tons of comments everyday. And rate me too, if u havent done so. I hate begging for votes, but this is my last contest and I wanna win lol (at least im honest) ;) So come show me some love (tons of it) everyday until the contest ends. After sunday, I wont be bugging u guys anymore. Arent u all gonna miss me ;) lol Now if this ladies friends can hit her with over 500, in one day, I think mine can do much better. Thanks so much!! Take care!! Keep an eye out for my bullentins. Much love & xoxoxoxoxox, Jen

Manda Had A Little Lamb Who Fucked Her Up The Ass.....
Manda Had a Little Lamb Who Fucked Her Up the Ass..... Current mood: horny A view into the state of my thoughts lately............ So dude hits on me and I just thought he was being really nice maybe a little flirty....naw my girl says he made it known he'd do me. He's part of a couple...when did I start doing couples? I had this fucked up dream..and I do mean FUCKED UP............. So I'm re-reading Kiss The Girls..so that may have helped with this dream sequence lol Anyway, it was me and some chick I dont ever recall seeing. We go back to her place, she's got guys waiting for us, right before she opens the bedroom door...I freak. I'm like "Oh hell no they'll kill us! Don't you know they're the maddog casanova killers???" It gets better :P So we go in bc stupid ass girlie doesnt listen to me and there sits Rich..he's so hot yummy. I hate to think of him as the killer but...he a little freaky if you know what I'm sayin lmao. So as far as I remember here's what go

Fallen Soldiers Tribute - Names - 2003
((reposted from a bulletin)) --GO TO THIS WEBSITE IF YOU DONT THINK ITS TRUE-- READ FOR YOURSELF- AND GOD BLESS THOSE WHO DO CARE--http://icasualties.org/oif/US_NAMES.aspx Jay Thomas Aubin, 36, Marine Major, Mar 21, 2003 Ryan Anthony Beaupre, 30, Marine Captain, Mar 21, 2003 Therrel Shane Childers, 30, Marine 2nd Lieutenant, Mar 21, 2003 Jose Antonio Gutierrez, 22, Marine Lance Corporal, Mar 21, 2003 Brian Matthew Kennedy, 25, Marine Corporal, Mar 21, 2003 Kendall Damon Waters-Bey, 29, Marine Staff Sergeant, Mar 21, 2003 Brandon Scott Tobler, 19, Army Reserve Specialist, Mar 22, 2003 Eric James Orlowski, 26, Marine Lance Corporal, Mar 22, 2003 Thomas Mullen Adams, 27, Navy Lieutenant, Mar 22, 2003 Jamaal Rashard Addison, 22, Army Specialist, Mar 23, 2003 Edward John Anguiano, 24, Army Specialist, Mar 23, 2003 George Edward Buggs, 31, Army Sergeant, Mar 23, 2003 Robert John Dowdy, 38, Army Master Sergeant, Mar 23, 2003 Ruben Estrella-Soto, 18, A

Moving On
U HEAR ALOT OF PEOPLE SAYING U NEED TO MOVE ONE WHAT THEY DONT SEEM TO UNDERSTAND ITS NOT ALL THAT EASY. THIS HAS BEEN ONE HELL OF A WEEK FOR ME. LOOSING THE ONE MAN THAT WAS ALWAYS THERE FOR ME NO MATTTER WHAT OR WHO I WAS WITH. THIS TIME IT IS SO DIFF. ALL BECAUSE OF ANOTHER MAN AND THE DECISION I HAD MADE WICH WAS A MISTAKE I LOST HIS LOVE AND HIS FRIENDSHIP. I HAVE BEEN A COMPLETE MESS THIS WEEK. I FIND MYSELF CRYING OUT OF THE BLUE FOR NO REASON. THERE FOR A TIME WE THOUGHT I WAS PREGNANT BUT THEN THE BLESSED TIME HAPPENED BUT ONLY FOR ONE AND A HALF DAYS. SO GUESS IT LOOKS LIKE I WILL HAVE TO TAKE THAT DAMN TEST YET. I WAS TALKING TO ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS YESTURDAY AND OUT OF THE BLUE ASKED ME WHAT MY FAV POSITION WAS AND THE TEARS STARTED ROLLING DOWN. I WAS LIKE WHAT THE HELL. I COULDNT TELL HIM WHAT IT WAS CAUSE I WAS LOST FOR A MOMENT IN TIME SO TO SAY. TODAY IS GOING TO BE VERY HARD FOR I HAVE TO TAKE SOMETHING TO HIS TRUCK WHILE HE IS AT WORK AND THAT WILL BE H

Cant Get On Cherry
for some reason cherry hasnt been working on my computer at home. im at my foster parents right now, eventually ill probably wipe out the computer and such and itll work again but not sure when ill get around to it. if anyone wants to contact me, my myspace is myspace.com/chancemotta and my email is contestman@hotmail.com not much is new really just work and sleep.

Addendum!
How nice! My first client has two little ones home with strep throat, so I don't have to go in quite so early. Yeah!! Not nice that they are sick however, lol! So, a few more greetings will be done this morning! Good deal! Hope the day goes according to plan for everyone! Much love and hugs to all! Blessings, one and all!

If You Have Time
Read if you have time for God. Make sure you read all the way to the bottom. God, when I received this e-mail, I thought... I don't have time for this... And, this is really inappropriate during work. Then, I realized that this kind of thinking is... Exactly, what has caused lot of the problems in our world today. We try to keep God in church on Sunday morning...Maybe, Sunday night...And, the unlikely event of a midweek service. We do like to have Him around during sickness... And, of course, at funerals. However, we don't have time, or room, for Him during work or play... Because.. That's the part of our lives we think... We can, and should, handle on our own. May God forgive me for ever thinking... That... there is a time or place where.. HE is not to be FIRST in my life. We should always have time to remember all HE has done for us. If, You aren't ashamed to do this...Please follow the

Drama Free Zone Here
Hey everyone, Good Morning! I just have a few things to "spout off" about this morning..When I registered on this site, it was for one purpose only, to find a good man! Well fortunately for me, I have met A LOT of GREAT ones..But none that are in my immediate area. Surprisingly, I did happen to start dating someone recently in my area, who I happened to find when not really looking for him.. If you have ever read anything I have ever put out there, it always involves, fate, meant to be, and that people come in and out of our lives for a reason...With that being said, please don't send me hate mail, nasty messages or ungrateful comments, because Im over it! I will delete you in a minute! I updated my profile a few days ago with the fact that I am in a relationship, and have received surprising amounts of negativity..I dont do negative people, I choose to surround myself with emotionally stable, positive, and mature people, so please if thats how you would like to play, pl

My Bloody Valentine
It Coming...GIMME CANDEH!!! Theres no video for this! But I love the song! Oh, my love, please dont cry Ill wash my bloody hands and well start a new life I ripped out his throat And called you on the telephone to take off my disguise Just in time to hear you cry When you mourn the death of your bloody valentine The night he died You mourned the death of your bloody valentine One last time Singing... Oh my love please dont cry Ill wash my bloody hands And well start a new life I dont know much at all, I dont know wrong from right All I know is that I love you tonight There was... Police and flashing lights The rain came down so hard that night and the Headlines read a lover died No tell-tale heart was left to find When you mourn the death of your bloody valentine The night he died You mourned the death of your bloody valentine One last time Singing... Oh my love please dont cry Ill wash my bloody hands And well start a new life I dont k

First And Second Place. (roflmao)
A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring. "Yeah, right!"she says.A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual.The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring!The woman is amazed! Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed,falls asleep and begins snoring loudly.The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him so she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him!The woman sleeps soundly. The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front o

Linear
K who remembers this!!! Girl I close my eyes and then I start to cry for you You´re the reason why I have to say goodbye to you This pain I have inside just makes me want to die for you All these lonely nights they just don´t feel so right for you Sending all my Sending all my love Sending all my love to you I´m sending all my love sending all my love to you Every move you make day by day I pray for you When I close my eyes tear drops starts to fall for you Sending all my love Sending all my love to you This pain I have inside just makes me want to die for you Sending all my love Sending all my love to you Sending all my love Sending all my love to you I´m sending all my love Sending all my love to you Sending all my Sending all my love Sending all my love to you Girl I close my eyes and then I start to cry for you You´re the reason why I have to say goodbye to you This pain I have inside you makes me want to cry for you All thes

Chinese Proverbs
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Man who run in front of car get tired. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Man who run behind car get exhausted. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Man with one chopstick go hungry. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~* > War does not determine who is right; war determine who is left. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. > *~*~*~*

Call Me....
When I dance they call me macarena and the boys they say that I´m buena they all want me, they can´t have me So they all come and dance beside me move with me jam with me and if your good i take you home with me A la tuhuelpa legria macarena Que tuhuelce paralla legria cosabuena A la tuhuelpa legria macarena Eeeh, macarena A-Hai 2x Now don´t you worry ´bout my boy friend the boy who´s name is Nicorino I don´t want him, ´cause sent him he was no good so I - hahaaaa Now, come on, what was I supposed to do ? He was outta town and his two friends were soooo fine Ref. 2x Claps Ahai Ahai Keys Ref. 2x Lach Come and find me, my name is Macarena always at the party, ´cause the chicos think I´m buena come join me, dance with me and all your fellows cat hello with me Ref. 5x

Morphs 2
With reference to my previous blog entry (the imaginitively titled 'Morphs') I have just seen what is possibly the best (or worst) morph EVER. A guys face that changes into a vibrator. Genius. Why didn't they make a Transformer like that when I was a kid?

Bubba Converts!
Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic....And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass, and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic." Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Bubba, clutching a sm

Come Baby Come
BOUNCE COME ON BOUNCE BOUNCE COME ON BOUNCE I SLAM THE DOOR (BOOM) WHEN I COME INTO THE BEDROOM (WHAT BAT) 'CAUSE I'M THE KING OF THE CASTLE (NA NA NA) TURN ME ON TURN ME LOOSE (COME ON COME ON) TRY TO HIT IT IT'S A HASSLE COME AND GET SOME OF THIS DON'T FORGET DA INNUENDO PLAY ME LIKE NINTENDO NEVER EVER LET GO SCREAMING SO LOUD YOU'LL BE HITTING THE CRESCENDO DOH RAY ME FA SO LA TE DOH CHORUS: COME BABY COME BABY BABY COME COME COME BABY COME BABY BABY COME COME WELL YOU GOTTA GIVE ME LOVIN' AND YOU GOTTA GIVE ME SOME YOU GOTTA GIVE ME LOVIN' AND YOU GOTTA GIVE ME SOME REPEAT CHORUS WELL I CAN HEAR THE (RING RING RING) THE TELEPHONE GOES RING (HELLO HELLO) BUT WE'RE STILL GETTING BUSY (PUMP PUMP PUMP HUH) NOW YOU'RE GETTING DIZZY I CAN SLOW IT DOWN SO YOU CAN PUMP IT (PUMP IT) THEN I CAN MOVE IT FAST SO YOU CAN PUMP IT (PUMP IT) TWO BALLS AND A BAT THE PITCHERS WEARS A HAT SLIDING INTO HOME BASE TRYING TO HIT A HOME RUN SWING BATTA

I've Learned
"I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow." "I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights." "I've learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you'll miss them when they're gone from your life." "I've learned that making a 'living' is not the same thing as 'making a life'." "I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance." "I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw some things back." "I've learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision." "I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one." "I've learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone. People love a warm hug, or just a friendly p

My Sign
Scorpio - Your Love Profile Your positive traits: You're red hot passion makes anyone you date feel extremely wanted Loyalty, to the point of doing anything to protect your lover You are mysterious and charismatic - and you easily draw people in Your negative traits: You tend to be paranoid and think that the worst is going on with your lover You turn cold and mean at the first sign of conflict in relationship You sometimes become obsessed with dates - so much so that you develop jealousy early on Your ideal partner: Someone who will take the time to win you over. Not an easy task! Is able to keep up with your carnal appetite... lots of stamina needed. Reassures you of their love and loyalty on a daily basis. Your dating style: Intense. You prefer to stay in with take out and conversation - so that no one else is distracting you and your date. Your seduction style: Hot. New partners have trouble believing that your libido is for real. You have incredi

Big Ups Grandpa
I was thinking of the past today Reminiscing on things he would say, him getting upset cause my reckless playing he'd take me to all his favorite spot I'd listen to him and his friends and their vulgar talks I wondered if he is watching over me And if he's upset about how I've grown to be And if his face I will ever see again in more than my dreams That old man was my bestest friends I wish our times would have never ended I'm pretty proud that I CAN SAY THAT my name wouldn't be the same If my granddad wasn't so damn rad His passing mad me so fucking mad But I won't let my anger show This message is for all to know Edward Murray was a god to me And in my heart he will always be I miss ya man

The Dangers Of Email
Okay...this sucks. A friend from high school found me on myspace. He's actually married to an old band buddy of mine and in the army. This is one of the same guys who never ever gave me a second look in high school. And like some of the people I went to school with, now he's all flirty and such. I warned him that I wasn't interested and that friends was fine but I wouldn't go for anything else. He's not really the kind of guy I go for. But he kept trying to be flirty and kept asking me for naughty emails and pictures in both email and on myspace. I got tired of saying no so I kept deleting them as they came up. Well, his wife got into his email and apparently decided that he and I were plannning an affair. *throws hands in the air* I told him no!! So why did he have to keep emailing. Now my band buddy (who I knew better thanI knew him) is upset with me and I'm trying to explain to her that I told him no repeatedly and refused anything. But she seems c

Stand
You feel like a candle in a hurricane Just like a picture with a broken frame Alone and helpless like you’ve lost your fight But you’ll be alright, you’ll be alright Chorus Cause when push comes to shove You taste what you’re made of You might bend ‘til you break Cause it’s all you can take On your knees you look up Decide you’ve had enough You get mad, you get strong Wipe your hands, shake it off Then you stand, then you stand Life’s like a novel with the end ripped out The edge of canyon with only one way down Take what you’re given before it’s gone And start holdin’ on, keep holdin’ on Repeat Chorus Every time you get up and get back in the race One more small piece of you starts to fall into place – yeah Repeat Chorus Yeah, then you stand – yeah Yeah, Baby WOO HOO, WOO HOO, WOO HOO- Then you stand – Yeah, Yeah

Hi Neighbor!
this is getting increasingly more difficult for me to swollow and i've only injested a sliver of the recommended dosage i believe the medicine to be more sickening than the sickness itself. i've rambled here with no resolve i've pondered the situAtion through different eyes the view get distorted but always everytime focus does it's thing and makes it all clear again, in the clearity the filth is exposed. i'm afraid to make the change because of the fear of failure i've not failed because i won't try so i guess i'm a failure for that. i will indulge in self destructive vices and push everyone away,especially those that insist that there are better things for me i rebuke them and curse them for that confidence in me that i lack i believe that i can leap to the moon i just don't see the point who will i share the view with i can go these places in life but i have to leave all the people behind to do so, i must. over and over fro

The Sex Zodiac
.:VIRGO:. The Virgin Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. 7 years of BAD luck if you do not repost. .:SCORPIO:. The sex addict Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. 4 years of abd luck if you do not repost. .:LIBRA:. The lame lover Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the kind of person you wanna #### with... u might end up

Feelings
no matter the way I feel I can never seem to get things right at all!! I think i blowing my chance with a lot of things. I wish i could come up with a better idea of how to get the things done that i need to get done

Fight In 24hrs
Well ill be fighting tomorrow night at Wild Bills Fight Night VI! I have a few people looking at me to go pro so alot of pressure is on me right now, so show me some support cause I really need it...Thanks! -The Jackal

Is It Worth It Trying
is it all worth the chance to make new friends or the chase of how many cherry points ya can get ? i dodnt know alot folks are on here .just like my past life spending my day off chatting in yahoo and the day was gone .never got to that thing or things i was going to do that day . maybe maybe not i just guess im rambling i think i have made some friends here .but i have so much time taken from me from 5am till i get home after 6,7,8pm at night its all about work . lol guess what im a work a holic i used to be a chatt a holic and went all over the united states visiting other chatters at chat party in boston so i could meet a woman from canada the others were based on vacc time i had to take i was more single then to do what i wanted than now .i didt have a morage and a car i had pay for i just went .now since i been collecting coins and got active in car club and enjoying a sunday instead sleep or working . I KNOW I DONT MAKE SINCE ITS JUST LIFE . SOME YA ASK IS IT ALL WORTH I

What Number Are You?
You Are 1: The Reformer You're a responsible person - with a clear sense of right and wrong. High standards are important to you, and you do everything to meet them. You are your own worst critic, feeling ashamed if you're not perfect. You have the highest integrity, and people expect you to be fair. What Number Are You?

Hearing Problems
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again." The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"

011807 - Current Ct Bouncers
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Are You A Good Cook?
You Are a Creative Cook Your cooking is unusual, inspired, and definitely one of a kind. People love your unique style, but you've had your share of kitchen flops. You have the makings of a cult chef. You may not cook at the Four Seasons, but you could have your own little funky cafe in San Francisco! Are You A Good Cook?

My First Contest!!!
GIVE A GIRL SOME LOVE!!!! I'M IN MY VERY FIRST CONTEST!!!! SHOW ME SOME LOVE AND COMMENT BOMB ME IF YOUR BORED OR JUST NEED SOMETHING TO DO...TO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO LEFT A COMMENT ALREADY THANKS SO MUCH..(KISSES AND HUGS)....LET ME KNOW WHAT U THINK OF THE OUTFIT!!!LOTS OF LOVE....GINA(ONE HOT MOMMA). CLICK ON THE PHOTO BELOW...

Do You Remember?
President Bush knew before the war against terrorism even began his biggest battle would be with apathetic Americans… Those who would forget the attack of 911 and again become complacent in their day to day lives and start believing the lies of the main stream media like CNN and ABC and CBS etc… Just like in Vietnam the liberal Democrats are fighting against us via the news outlets…. They know how stupid in general the American people are… My favorite stupid thought of Democrats – there was no Al-Qaeda in Iraq!! Oh yeah – where do you think they were training how to hijack jet liners?? How about all the letters back and forth from our buddy Osama to the new dead guy in Iraq?? No connection??? Give me a break… Plus how about Saddam paying 20,000.00 for terrorists who blew themselves up??? One other thing I can not understand about Democrats… Where would you rather have our soldiers kill the Muslim Terrorists? Iraq or Detroit??? I prefer Iraq – Detroit is a tad to c

Fear...
Ever have the feeling like everything's not quite real, but you also have a huge pit in your stomach like something horrible's about to happen? Like you're dreaming, but you know it's going to turn into a nightmare at any moment and you're in such a state of suspense you're scared enough to cry? I've been having this feeling since yesterday. Everything's...weird. On the one hand everything feels weird and dreamy and disconnected. But then there's the moments...the few moments, where I get what I can only describe as what Jason calls The Fear. Personally, I've never totally understood The Fear before, but I think I do now, because I think it's different for every person, so maybe his version of The Fear is different than mine. It's like an anxiety attack without the anxiety if that makes sense. No, it doesn't. Argh. I'm just scared. Insanely, irrationally scared but I don't know why. Maybe because of money? Maybe because of school starting? Maybe because of having to tran

Troops Rally Against Bush Policy In Iraq
"We will not be silent while thousands die," said Sgt. Liam Madden, 22, and active-duty Marine and Iraq war veteran who is helping lead the effort to organize resistance to the war from inside the military. Troops rally against Bush policy in Iraq By Noam N. Levey Los Angeles Times Posted January 17 2007 WASHINGTON · President Bush's plan to send additional troops to Iraq is facing public opposition from a slice of the American population that rarely speaks out: the military rank and file. A group of service members came to Capitol Hill on Tuesday armed with signatures from more than 1,000 military personnel who oppose the war. "We will not be silent while thousands die," said Sgt. Liam Madden, 22, and active-duty Marine and Iraq war veteran who is helping lead the effort to organize resistance to the war from inside the military. Madden and other service members leading the campaign, which they are calling Appeal for Redress, urged Congress to stop the t

What Color Is Your Aura?
Your Aura is Red You have a high level of emotion. This can mean passion, but it can also mean rage. Usually, you don't take these emotions out on others. You just use them as motivation - and it works! The purpose of your life: embracing all the wonders of the life, lots of travels, and tons of adventures Famous reds include: Madonna, Marilyn Monroe, Jennifer Lopez Careers for you to try: Dancer, Boxer, Surgeon What Color Is Your Aura?

Ps
First opinion on the car: Drive it until it dies or June when the inspection's up, because it'll cost most money to fix then it's worth. I TOLD you I knew something bad was going to happen... Ok, deep breaths, stop overreacting...there's still friend of the family #2 to consult.

Do You Know?
What a fucking pain life is..... Ok so i hate being alone cause i like to have sex and i wont unless im in a relationship! So i have come to the conclusion i am never getting laid again. Seriously i have issues or something, cause i like relationships if the guy was more laid back! I mean not all guys r the same i know but both my exes started off nice then turned into this controll freak and was jealous and wanted to be up my ass 24/7. I think i have the wrong values for a relationship .. Basically i want someone who is good in bed and loves everything about sex, whos not afraid to be themselves (as long as they dont cry lol), who doesn't want to control my life nor my friends, and someone who will be there to lie down next to at night. I want the stupid little quirks in between, i want to have my own time and not have to be around them , and not get the third degree for what i was doing or why can't they come or blah blah. I guess that is the wrong way to go about things...hmm... oh

Midnight Surprise Part 2
The Friday nights with the guys was becoming a habit. Claire would come home late from work, only wanting to relax, and find her house filled with his friends. Sprawled all over her furniture, watching TV and drinking the cheapest beer they could find. But, when she did walk in, she knew, that someone, one of them, knew more about her than anyone else did. She could feel a pair of eyes on her, looking at her body, taking her clothes off with his view. But she could never catch the one man in this room looking at her. The one man who could make her feel like no other. The one man who she had vivid dreams about. The one man who, she knew, could make her cum with just a word. If she only knew who that one man was. So, as she did every Friday night, she sidestepped the guys, going into her room. Closing the door behind her, she got undressed, and lay on the bed. Thinking about that one man and his moustache. Knowing she would make herself cum this night like she has so many others since th

Street Poetry
FROM A SLAVE TO THE GRAVE TELL ME WHY MANY DRAG BEHIND LIKE SLAVES ON ROPE LINES FROM SHACKLES TO CHAINS FROM BODIES TO BLOOD STAINS ITS a MENTAL CHAIN GANG FROM WHAT MY 3RD EYE (DA MIND) SEE PEOPLE BEING KIDNAPPED FROM THERE HOMELAND TO BECOME A TOOL IN THE NEXT MAN'S HANDS TO WORK ON HIS LAND IS CALLED A MASTER PLAN TELL CAN YOU STAND THE PAIN TO SEE SLAVES IN CHAIN ON THE MAYFLOWER THE MASTER POWER WAS THE WHIP VOICES SOUND AS TIGHT AS A CHURCH ROW BUT ALL YOU HEAR IS THE SLAVE MASTER SAYING ROW NIGGA ROW FROM BURNING CROSSES IN YARDS MOTHERS UNBORN BABIES IN PICKLE JARS STOMACHES LEFT WITH SCARES OF WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN IT NEVER ENDS IT JUST BEGIN PEOPLE OUT THERE KILLED FOR THE COLOR OF SKIN IT DON'T STOP WITH YOU IT GOES TO YOUR NEXT OF KIN THERES A HANGGIN WHITE SHEET GANGING, STRINGING UP A SLAVE IN THERE LAWS ALL BLACKS MISBEHAVE MY FACTS HIT HARD AS MY TRACKS WHIPS ON BACKS BODY PARTS CUT OFF BY AX

What's Your Personality Cluster?
Your Personality Cluster is Introverted Intuition You are: Multilayered and complex Inspired and driven to achieve your goals A visionary with a complete life plan Intuitive enough to understand difficult problems, ideas, and people What's Your Personality Cluster?

This Morning Sucked
I woke up not feeling good at all. I even had the dry heaves which is no fun at all. I know I have to eat breakfast but I dont want to eat and it come back up. Well hopefully it would stay down. I feel so physically weak and it scares me. I don't want to be weak. I'm afraid I might pass out. Must eat something. Wonderful way to start day 2

I Dare You!
I Dare You... To tell me the truth Six things you wonder about me... 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. Five things you like about me... 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Four things you don't like about me... 1. 2. 3. 4. Three of my best features... 1. 2. 3. Two things you want to do with me... 1. 2. Two words that describe me... 1. 2.

The Good Husband...
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favor

What I Should Study.
Your Learning Style: Curious and Brilliant You are a very abstract learner. You can grasp even the most complex theories. You Should Study: Astronomy Biology Chemistry Computer Science Linguistics Mathematics Philosophy Physics Psychology What Should You Study?

Temperament.
You Have a Melancholic Temperament Introspective and reflective, you think about everything and anything. You are a soft-hearted daydreamer. You long for your ideal life. You love silence and solitude. Everyday life is usually too chaotic for you. Given enough time alone, it's easy for you to find inner peace. You tend to be spiritual, having found your own meaning of life. Wise and patient, you can help people through difficult times. At your worst, you brood and sulk. Your negative thoughts can trap you. You are reserved and withdrawn. This makes it hard to connect to others. You tend to over think small things, making decisions difficult. What Temperment Are You? What Pill Should YOU Be Taking? Patient Name:Tifffinie Prescription:Tifffinieel Effects:Fights the urge to scream obscenities 'What Pill Should You be Taking?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Omg Thas Funny Its Me
The Maid of Honor Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMf) Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor. Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many guys would call a "perfect catch"--and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You're careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor boy whose only crime was liking you. Your exact opposite: Half-cocked Random Brutal Sex Dreamer We've deduced you're fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that po

For The Ladies: If You Have Sex, Then Read This.
This Blog is about the health of our kitties, girls. One of the reasons I'm excited about what I'm doing is because I get to be the one who gives the sex education we ALL wanted, but didn't get, in high school! In my training yesterday, I learned something that I decided to share. first, some questions: 1.Do you ever like it rough in bed? 2.Does your man ever begin to enter you just a bit earlier than you may like? 3.Do you ever employ the use of toys in the bedroom? IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO ANY OF THESE, PLEASE READ ON. Why? You ever read the backs on condom labels....? You know where it talks about all that stuff we've heard before...talking about how STD's are spread by open wounds.... OPEN WOUNDS?! I don't know about you, but when I think of open wounds, I'm thinking about the times I've skinned my knee and as far as I know, a man's semen has NEVER come in contact with my SKINNED KNEE or ANY OTHER "wound" I've ever recieved. Or at least I don't *thin

Sexual Hidden Talent
Using your body Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

At Last!! A Decent Chain Letter
At last!! A decent chain letter as opposed to normal chain letters/pyramid schemes. This one costs nothing, and you can only win. Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your male mates. INSTRUCTIONS. Anaesthetize your wife, put her in a large carton, (don't forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive 823,542 women through the post. Statistically, among those women, will be at least: 0.5 Miss Worlds 2.5 Models 463 Wild nymphos 3,234 Good-looking nymphos 20,198 Who enjoy multiple orgasms 40,198 Bi-sexual women. In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to you. DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER. One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his fr

Kisses.
You're an Expert Kisser You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable What Kind of Kisser Are You?

Left Or Right Brain?
Developed Left Bias You scored 75 %Lefty and 66 %Righty! You prefer logic, objectivity and reason over artistic value, subjectivity and emotions. Order and structure are very important in you life, but you might occasionly benefit from looking at the bigger picture. You probably also spend a lot of time on the telephone, chatting with friends. Its also somewhat more difficult for you to become hypnotised. Link: The Left or Right Brain Test written by vincex on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Chain Letter
You may have seen this before but it is a good reminder despite all the promises at the end!!! This is without a doubt one of the nicest good luck forwards I have received. Hope it works for you -- and me! You have 6 minutes There's some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you're not superstitious. This has been sent To you for good luck from the Anthony Robbins organization. It has been sent around the world ten times so Far. Do not keep this message. It must leave your hands in 6 MINUTES. Otherwise you will get a very unpleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious, agnostic, or otherwise faith impaired. ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it. FIVE. When

My Cock
Nice and thick! Length score= 61; Girth score= 63. Damn baby, give me your number! You're a good length, but an EXCELLENT girth, which means you have the ladies moaning all the way to the big O! Link: The Do you have a nice size cock Test written by MissLixalot on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Sexual Zodiac
Taurus You are very stubborn, and your withdrawn nature makes you irresistible to hotties. You like sex to be romantic and passionate, and you know just how to make it that way. Your partners cannot resist your spontaneous and gentle nature. Sex matches: Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Quotes
" I believe sex is the most beautiful, natural, wholesome thing money can buy"-- Tom Clancy "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." - Steve Martin "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." -- Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." -- Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL." -- Lynn Lavner "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." -- Matt Barry "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." -- Camille Paglia "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." -- George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." -- Sharon Stone "My girlfriend always la

Where Many Rivers Meet
Where Many Rivers Meet I want to write about faith, about the way the moon rises over cold snow, night after night, Faithful even as it fades from fullness, slowly becoming that last curving and impossible sliver of light before the final darkness. But I have no faith myself I refuse it the smallest entry. Let this, then, my small poem, like a new moon, slender and barely open, be the first prayer that opens me to faith. by David Whyte

Beasts Of Gor (book 12) Pg 203
"One of the pleasant things about owning a slave, " I said, "is the opportunity to converse with her, to listen to her, to hear her express herself, her feelings and ideas. One can learn much from a slave. Many slaves, like yourself, are highly articulate, clearly, trenchantly and lyrically. It is great pleasure to talk with them." "I see", she said. "Then when one wishes," I said, "One puts them again on their knees"

Hunters Of Gor Pg 145
But a Gorean Master will know every inch, and care for every inch of one of his slave girls. He will know every hair, every sweet blemish on her. In a way she is nothing to him, for she is only slave. But in another way she is very important to him. She is one of his women. He will want to know her completely, every inch of her body, every inch of her mind. Nothing less will satisfy him. She is his property. He will choose to know his property thoroughly."

What Do I Do?
When Breathing isn't enough. When they day seems to long yet flies by. When smiles all seem fake. When you know "hello" means "goodbye". What do I Do? When the mind races in a stand still. When IDea's Explode and blank pages remain. When Nothing seems worth it. When living seems pointless.... What do I do?

~mail Order Witchcraft~
~Mail Order Witchcraft~ National Enquirer runs my advertisements Even though last week the revoked my license Hexes and Love Spells, for $9.95 It's this kind of garbage that keeps me alive (Doot-Doot-Doot, Doot-Doot-Doot, Doot-Doot-Doot, Doot-Doot-Doot) I'll sell you crosses and religious icons I buy them wholesale, I get them in Taiwan Copy my spells from off bathroom walls Write them in Latin, my fans are enthralled Mail Order Witchcraft, it's a living, and I'm doing well I claim tax exemption because of a religion and then I just sell, sell, sell )O( )O( )O( )O( )O( Crowley's the author of my favorite spell For summoning demons up out of Hellt Wasn't poetic, I changed it a pinch... Last one to use it has not been seen since (Doot-Doot-Doot, Doot-Doot-Doot, Doot-Doot-Doot, Doot-Doot-Doot) I've written a book about spells and their uses Catching familiars in spell-woven nooses Changing your husband into a small pup It's all quite authentic, I mad

My Girl
Last night while sitting here playing cards, my little girl starts crying.. I had went to see what was wrong an she tells me mom I swallowed a penny, my first thought was I'm gonna have to take her in, she kept saying it hurts and I'm like hunny where does it hurt an she says my throat then her stomach. Well needless to say I got some water an she drank all of it, afterwards I asked again if she was o.k. and she's like yes. Now today everything is fine, I just think that maybe she was dreaming this but then again I'm not to sure. Kids do the darnest things sometimes...

Quotes On General Slave Types
kajira: female slave barbarian: a native of the planet Earth, usually used in a derogatory sense in reference to slave girls from that planet. Also defined as slave girls captured from outlying regions or cities. Barbarian slave girls from Earth are considered shamelessly sensual. "Assassin of Gor" p. 20 & "Savages of Gor" p 83 bath girls:are slaves at the public and private baths. They wear a chain and plate collar. The plate gives their name and cost. They wear towels with nothing beneath them. While swimming, many wrap a long broad strap of glazed leather about their heads like a turban. The bath girls are there for the pleasure of men. Sometimes the girls will pretend to swim away from the men and try to escape but are easily caught by the men. This is done on purpose as most girls could easily avoid the men if they wished. They become excellent swimmers. Assassins of Gor, pages 158 - 166 below deck girl: the term used for slave girls transported in the hold of a ship.

What's Wrong With Me?
Yeah, okay. I think I have entirely too much time on my hands now. For whatever reason the idea of kung fu kamikazee squirrels just came to mind. Maybe this could be turned into a lame ass cartoon series or something on cartoon network. Maybe it could be pitched as an adult cartoon for late night so there could be gratuitous acts of violence and excessive over animated blood spurts...... Is this funny or should I seek help? LOL

Zodiac
ARIES March 21-April 20 Ruling Planet: MARS The bonk now/think later God of War, aggression and action! Sexually, Aries is an explosion waiting to happen! The excitement is often in the chase more than the actual conquest though and while they may appear to want to dominate, they do not want a submissive partner. Routine brings boredom to sex for Aries, so if you're only comfortable with the missionary position, go for another sign, but if you like forceful personalities and enjoy pretending you're a human Twistie, then you've found paradise with an Aries. FAVE POSITION Always on top and always in charge BEST SEX TOY Handcuffs! Like I said, Aries likes to take charge! ARIES MALE IN BED The Aries male is loud, domineering and 100% stud! He's from the bump n grind school of lovemaking so if you're looking for romantic dinners by candlelight and long walks on the beach, keep looking! He's the original 5-minute man so if you're turned on by ultra-macho grunt-and-groani

Haha I Can Have Sex All Night Long...
Aries - I'm A Lover, Not A Hater Aquarius - I Fuck For Fun Gemini - I Fuck Better Than You Cancer - I Can Make You Love Me Leo - I Fuck Like No Other! Virgo - I'm The Best At Sex! Libra - I'm Great In Bed! Scorpio - I'll Make You Scream My Name Sagittarius - I'll make you beg for More Taurus - I'm Sexii As Hell Capricorn - I Can Have Sex All Night Long! Pisces - When I Put It On You, You'll Be Sprung For Life Since you opened this you'll have bad luck and a bad sex for life unless you repost this in less than 10 minutes with the subject of whatever your sign

A Virgin's Nightmare
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. * * * * * * * * * Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. * * * * * * * * * At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. * * * * * * * * * That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come

Short Poem I Wrote
When I think of the word love, A few other words come to mind, Joy, pain, trust, and comfort, But most of all there is time. Cause no matter how you think of it, And no matter what you do, LOVE develops over time, Your heart knows this is true. You must have battle, You must fight, Without that, It'll never be right. Pain is the source, Of all true love, From a hit and a yell, To a kiss and a hug. But don't listen to me, Let my warning pass, Keep the whole thing in peace, See how long it lasts. -yung syko

Cleaning Sucks
Cleaning sucks! You always start out thinking it will only take you a short time, and then 6 hours later you are only half way done. Then you put it off and the next time you clean it takes even longer. I was going through shit today and found stuff I hadn't touched in over two years... Guess what happened.. I actually pitched it this time. I am usually a pretty tidy person, but I was suprised by all the "pack rat" habits I seem to have picked up over the years.. Oh well... Now that you have wasted your time reading this blog you probably wonder, "why did I just read this pathetic posting?" I am now sitting here wondering why I wasted my time writing....oh that's right... I am procrastinating... I needed a break from cleaning.... So thanks for the support....lol. Peace!

Just Updating Those Who Ask To Be Updated...
My son is very sick at the time...Still waiting on surgery date...He may also lose his feet...As a mom I feel so lost, wanting so bad to help her son and not knowing what to do or say...Wish I had better news and hope to have some soon... thanks for all the prayer and please keep it up.... Courtesy of MsTags.com

I'm Here Briefly! Contest Delayed
Hey peeps! I only have a moment to log on! My computer Friday, shortly after my Longest Legs on Cherry folder was deleted, crashed entirely! I got some type of virus. Computer at home is not fixed just yet and through work, the site does not work well! I am delaying the Longest Legs on Cherry contest!!!! Just a delay. It is still gonna happen!!!! With a bigger first place prize. Sorry about the delay and as soon as I can, I will be on again to get this contest rolling! Again, if you are one of the girls that originally entered....I need your picture again! I couldn't remember the Cherry screen names of everyone to go back and rip the picture again. ***kisses*** BeerQueen

Fear And Sorrow
I try in desperation With everything that I am To fill this hellish void The one that lies deep Inside the pits of my soul I looked for an escape And saw none And then I saw you A gleam of hope I see But could I be so foolish I desperately try and grasp Whats no longer there I try with all of my might To reach out to you You in your arrogance Shun me, turn me away I cry in agony you've caused me this pain But I too am to blame I'll accept it though I want to apologize But I am all alone now In the darkness surrounded Crying, pleading to you Help me now and again Im sorry!

Gut Instinct
Sometimes we hear intuition as that little voice in our head, and sometimes we sense it in our heart, and sometimes we feel it in the stomach – hence the term: gut instinct. There’s actually a biological reason why this happens. Researchers have found that the gut has more nerve cells than the spinal cord. These intestinal nerve cells hold most of our body’s serotonin, a neurotransmitter that influences both the cardiovascular and the gastrointestinal systems, and also our emotional and psychological well-being. Scientists say that the particular receptor these gut cells use to process the serotonin is the same as the receptor used in the portions of the brain where intuitive thinking happens! So, the next time you get that signal, that “gut feeling,” pay attention – sometimes our stomach is smarter than our head.

Moments
“Love the moment and the energy of the moment will spread beyond all boundaries.” - Corita Kent Love the moment. Isn’t that great? As you’re reading this, take one moment right now and love it, just simply love it. That energy is just extending beyond your circle of influence out into the world – whether you realize it or not! ‘Spontaneous moment-loving’: now there’s a concept! Imagine how the energy of the whole planet would shift if we all did that at the same time.

What Is Your Paranormal Gift?
What is your Paranormal gift? Control of ElectricityOohh.. electricity. It snaps, zaps, crackled, and booms, and also is your gift. You can be seen outside on a stormy night on top of an old building, laughing as you make lighting fall from the heavens. But who said that was a bad thing? It can be fun to give your friends a friendly jolt every once in a while.Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com

Terrible Twos
Terrible Twos... now I understand why everyone told me I'd be going out of my fucking mind! Yay. I love my daughter dearly... but damn man I didnt think she'd turn into Demon Child by 22 months lol! Hopefully since she started this early it'll end early too. Wishing thinking? Possibly.

Yinging My Yang
Instead of finding the Ying to my Yang I will now just be yinging my yang.. Ok-Me and Rose have decided that from now on if we are attracted to a man and think he's incredible etc.. we are going to run the other direction. From now on we only date those that we think we will fail miserably with! Our reasoning? OUr judgement with men suck and we have decided to do the opposite of what our first impression tells us! Since doing what we think is right isnt working.. we will do what OR WHO we think is NOT right. LOL Anybody care to join us in our backwards world? hehe

Some Input I Provided Baby Jesus - Part 1
I started up with the CT just as it was transitioning from LC. Overall, things aren't too bad. I would like to see the following things done to improve it, though -- 1. When you delete a family member or friend, have an option to choose whether or not you would like to have them entirely deleted or just as a family member or friend -- or completely. This had caused a problem with an inactive family member when I deleted him and it blocked him totally. 2. In having crushes, it is a great thing to have. I would be nice to have more than one...or, at least, consider to be able to have 4 or 5 lusts too. 3. Fix the shout boxes and the alert boxes such that when a lot are coming in at the same time, it doesn't slow things down. I'll be in the middle of composing a blog, bulletin, shout out, or mumm and suddenly can't write a thing because incoming alerts/shouts are slowing the system down. I am not sure how you can tweak that, but if you can that would be great in order to expedi

Magic Is Not To Be Used To Gain Power Over Others
MAGIC IS NOT TO BE USED TO GAIN POWER OVER OTHERS. a. Magic is a technique used in developing your own 'power from within'. Spells that are directed at gaining power over others weakens the 'power from within'. (1) Aside from the damage done to oneself, it is important for another reason. (a) Many people who do not understand the laws of magic are afraid of being attacked magically and are given to paranoia. (b) The witch's main stock-in-trade used to be removing a competitor's hexes and preparing charms to protect their clients. (c) While true psychic attacks are EXTREMELY RARE a persons guilt makes up for any lack and after using 'forbidden' help, their paranoia leads them to seek protection from the same person they just turned to in desperation. Do your self a favor, and resist the temptation to 'help' these types. (2) Most magical formularies consist of formulae gathered and tested by witches as well as many charms to protect the common man from those same

A Poem I Love But Did Not Write
I dwell i did dwell i loved a boy i loved him so well he came and took my heart from me and now he wants to set me free he once set a strange girl upon his knee and told her things he didnt tell me i came home that night not a word to my mother was said my fater came home late that night and searched for me from left to right he hit my door which broke he saw me hanging by a rope he said oh my daughter what have u done u took ur life fer one mans son and on the dresser placed a note it said dig a grave and dig it deep place marble stone from head to feet and on the top place a dove to show the world i died fer love. "d

A Lesson In Logic
Two Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college, and sign up for some classes." Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, history, and Logic. "Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?" The dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weedeater?" "Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a weedeater, I think that you would have a yard." "That's true, I do have a yard." "I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house." "Yes, I do have a house." "And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family." "Yes, I have a family." "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then log

Witches Spirituality
Witches Spirituality A Circle of people stand in the midst of a beautiful green field, tightly and joyously hand-in-hand. A small bonfire burns gently in the center of their Circle, sending its warmth and light all about. The Circle of people dance round the flame, singing and chanting their special songs, and paying honor to the Earth in this religious rite. Their Earth-based religion has taught them over the ages to respect and worship their world, and to love Her as something sacred. Who are these Earth-worshipers? An ancient Druid grove, or a Native American tribe? A band of Aborigines in the South Pacific, or perhaps a Coven of modern-day urban Pagans? Over time many have practiced Earth-based religions, where our planet is revered as a Deity. The followers of today's Earth religions still hold a special reverence for Mother Earth, but often do not have that same personal contact with Her that their ancestors felt. We no longer listen to the wind to find our food; we don't spe

Wanna Be My Crush???
I am going to do my own contest, one that cant be fixed ( like all the ones on CT). Heres how it works........ I am going to send out 5 crushes to my 5 favorite guys on CT. You will be my special CT friends and receive most of my attention. How do you win??? simple, be the one to send me the nicest photo comments, comments, gifts, etc......show me you want to really talk to me and get to know me. This will run until the end of January, then the Fianl 5 crushes will compete up to Valentines Day weekend to see who will be my Valentine and be my most Special Friend on CT. Every day during the week, i will post a bulletin with the top 10 guys that are leading, it can change everyday. So if you really want to know me and me special friend, start saying the nice things, showing how raomantic you can be, how you would really treat me if i was yours. Good luck boys oxoxoxoxoxox~~Jackie TOP 10 as of 1-18-07 #1- #2- #3- #4- #5- #6- #7- #8- #9- #10- no one yet, updates are by

96 Camaro Needs Tlc
For Sale: 96 Camaro w/six cylinder engine and automatic transmission. Purple I'm looking for someone who could really show this groovy car the love and affection it deserves. I've had it about 6 years now. It's served me well, but alas, I've run into a situation that is insurmountable to me at the present time... Old faithful has blown an intake manifold gasket and is badly in need of a full tune up. (garage estimate $788 including all parts, fluids and labor) In addition to these problems, The front end will need some work including installation of a new light bracket fixture, lights and some body work. In short, this is a good project car for someone who knows what they are doing and has the money to spend on it. I love this car and would like nothing more than to find a way to fix it properly and keep it for myself. But as some of you know, we are expecting a new addition shortly, and with the two youngsters we already have in tow, something more practical is needed. I paid 6 g

Kill Me Now
in this hour its my deepest pain that i shall hurt forever for the one that i was lovin no longewr loves me nemore im sad to say i feel this way for love shall come in time but to love another who doesnt love u back no thats a great big blunder my love is filled with doubts in time that will not ever heal n the things i feel for u my love will make ur blood congiele n so i must say i love u now n will forever more n u will feel as i do someday but never feel as scorned

Quiz
quiz......... Current mood: amused PANTYHOSE QUIZ Q: How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose? Now, think about it...... Ready??? ARE YOU SURE??? Answer: 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 ass, and an unknown number of hares

Chinese
Chinese Proverbs Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch a## should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right,

Things Of Late
Sunday,Monday + Teusday.I was actually on Chatting terms with my last EX.Acourse I can't seem to get her to Leave mySpace for here,Maybe in Time.I finally got my friend Okwaho to come over from Netfriendships,+ Join me here + my other friend Tina Rae to join me here from NF's.Thats a start.This time around my ex will continue to be my ex.I believe we are Finished with the lover scenario,that been over since june 06.I don't think she is game to start that back up.I myself don't care to feel my pain of ending it again.I rather keep her in my Heart the way it is.We started as friends an to finish as friends 10 yrs. later is the best for me.She's been on many Dates, an me one.Except she's not attracting the right sort of people.The Smucks try to use her for sex.My Kate is unlike any gal on here.When we started up I was only her 3rd lover ever.It was very Nice I train'd,her.I doubt if any of her new dates can give her as much pleasure as me.Every Ex I ever had,always came back for more..eno

.......
Lately I have felt like crying, But I am unable to shed a tear. There are many things I have been thinking about, And a lot of those things I fear. I am finally at a place in my life, Where I feel like I belong. And I feel like, I cannot do anything wrong. But one thing worries me, And if it happens I don't know what I am to do. I don't want to mess up what I have, I don't want to do anything to lose you. You care about me very much, And the feelings towards me are real. And the what I feel for you is true, And that is something I will not conceal. I hope I do not lose you, You are the one for me. You are the one that takes my darkness away, And helps me again to see. Tanya Lanea Carson

Hi All
Hi Everyone i want to introduce you to a real life friend of mine He doesnt have any pics up yet but i plan on taking care of that soon. but as of right now i'm the only one thats even viewed his page and his only real friend hes a good guy he like D and D, computers, Video games, etc. Heres his link Jybesh1984@ CherryTAP

Funny Newpaper Headlines
“Crack Found on Governor's Daughter” “Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says” “Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers” “Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?” “Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over” “Miners Refuse to Work after Death” “Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant” “War Dims Hope for Peace” “If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile” “Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures” “Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide” “Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges” “Man Struck by Lightning: Faces Battery Charge” “New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group” “Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft” “Kids Make Nutritious Snacks” “Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half” “Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors” “Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead”

School
Ok so school suck. I hate it but I am almost done. I keep telling myself that it will be all worth it in the end!!! Right now I am sitting here waiting for class to start... UGH. I will get to sit her for the next three hours and listen to the teacher yap at me .... LOL Oh well it just makes a long day after working all day then going to class till 9 at night. Oh well ya gotta do what ya gotta do. :-)

Rum
You scored as rum. you are rum. you are adventurous and fun loving, but laid back and cool. you like to travel and love good times. rum92%vodka83%midori83%bourbon75%beer67%wine58%whiskey50%daiquaries42%absinthe42%champagne42%what alcoholic drink are you (pictures)created with QuizFarm.com

Cross
You scored as Cross. The cross is a representation of religion. You are inspired by religion, and you feel you are empowered by your symbol.Cross75%Ankh75%Biohazard69%Skull38%Swastika38%What's your symbol?created with QuizFarm.com

Back In Action!
Well after being on and off over and over again with a long distance relationship we finally decided to call it quits for good and just be friends. Guess I am back to the single life again which is okay I guess and I'm in no hurry to find anyone new. Gets pretty discouraging when everytime you think something feels right it always goes wrong. Maybe I need to find the wrong girl in order to make things right LOL!

Part 2 *adult*
She already was incredible excited.. but now her heart was bumping like never before.. her eyes got wide and she smiled all over her face. She just thought bout opening her mouth to say something.. when he said "Hi.. i hope i didn't disturb you". What the hell was he thinking? Yes he did! But she didn't mind.. must have been kinda obvious.. but he prolly just was humble and polite. "Hi... no.. it s fine." she noticed how pleased her voice sounded.. and she was really hoping for more.. much more. His hand was still resting in her thong, slowly moving around.. she waited a bit.. then she went down with her hands.. that jeans needed to go off now.. this would interrupt him.. but she had no doubt he would soon be back at it in one way or the other. he took his hands out while she got out of her jeans... and helped her.. she didn't want to sit up on bed to do this.. so this was kinda helpful. his hands where pulling the jeans down her legs and over her feet.. no rush.. just intense movem

What Symbol Are You?
You scored as Ankh. The Ankh is a representation of life. You are inspired by life, and all its splendor, and you feel you are empowered by your symbol.Ankh94%Biohazard75%Skull50%Swastika19%Cross13%What's your symbol?created with QuizFarm.com

Pagans And Sexuality
Pagans and Sexuality Most pagans celebrate sexuality. It is a natural part of the life cycle and the joy that it brings, pleasure, bonding, children, is a blessing from the powers that be. Sex is not dirty. Sex should not be hidden away like a dirty secret. Many pagans view sex as a form of worship, and there is no doubt it is a very spiritual event filled with wonderful amounts of energy. Some even use sexual energy to work magick. There is also a type of sexual energy work called Tantra that can help bring lovers closer together and help them find an even greater closeness. Pagans are generally accepting of homosexuality, bisexuality, transexuals, transgenders, etc... There are even some groups that practice polyamoury which is multiple close sexual partners, like boyfriend and girlfriend, but with an extra one or two of either thrown in. By no means does that mean that all pagans are homosexual or bisexual or have multiple partners or that you must do so to be pagan, just tha

Regarding Women Over 40...
To all my friends who are over 40 or will be 40 one day. I thought this was worthy of sharing. Feel free to copy it and pass it on. **From: Trish, AKA *~SWEET T~* ............. In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40: 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserve

Unknown Feelings
Everything is different from the inside out Hearing undeserving words from people i never would have thought All the movement going around leaving me in awkwardness and glued to the ground they leave this room yelling across the room Never realizing the lives they can doom my lips are closed there is no sound she doesn't talk because she would rather look around who knew life would be different in here when you move on to a new place you have no more fears ask yourself who you are and who you wanna be would you rather be yourself? or someone else people can see your meanings in life and feelings change being away from home and stuck in here it's strange, with people i thought i knew i finally know the unknowing feeling of feeling blue by: ... me

Apart- New Poem By Yours Truely
Apart 1/17/2007 I can’t hold on to your memory anymore. Crying myself to sleep on a cold hard floor. No matter how bad it hurts I seem to always seem to Always remember the happiness we shared. The thing that hurts the most is knowing now that You never cared. Pulling myself back together hoping someone Will heal my shattered heart. My happiness will only last until him and I grow apart.

Heartbreak
On November 27, my husband told me he had been having an affair with a c0-worker for 5 years. I trusted him with all that I am we have been married for 24 years this June. I never had a reason not to trust him, yes he "worked alot" but he always had a pay stub to prove all the time spent away was working,by writing in his own time. I feel like an idiot, for not knowing. To make matters worse she is pregnant. My husband is 41 and she is 43. I am trying to hold the marriage together but , he still does all her driving for her, and they work side by side everyday. I can say this much it hurts worse than anything i have ever felt in my entire life. No idea why i felt the need to post this here but oh well... why not ?

A Poem
in the dark of the night, in the driving rain, in the coldest of winters i want to cover you with my body and warm you with my love. let me make love to you and show you i am real ill let you feel my soul i want you

K.k.s. (keep Kids Safe)
National Center for Missing & Exploited Children We are just a group of friends with the idea of helping to keep kids safe on the internet, and off, in anyway needed. Children must be protected at all costs. Child predators are becoming outrageous. Lets help put an end to the suffering and abuse of children. **We are not a branch of, or affiliated with K.O.T. in anyway.** (So no drama needed) ------------- "Our By Laws" *Repost Any and All Amber Alert Bulletins! (if you would like the Amber Alerts downloaded to your computer, contact Venus or Just Meee for info on how to get it) *Report child abuse and neglect to the proper authorities anytime you see it. (On line or off) *Report any suspected minors on any adult sites you may see them on, to the proper authority.(do not tell the minors what you are doing! they will change Id's, or hide!) *Report any child pornography you may find anywhere, to the proper authorities. *Do not post any minor children in a bulletin or blog.(

What Type Of Person Are You
You scored as unclassified. Real people don't need labels, do they?unclassified80%skater/surfer60%redneck50%wannabe40%punk30%goth30%ghetto30%trendy20%brat20%rocker0%What type of person are you? (pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

Az-fixe-8d
Water collects Puddles Rises Mass of tears that I have cried Drown within my own ocean See the light for the final time. Something floats within the deep In my sorrow demons creep Chit-chit-chittering I hear their heartbeat. Shadows move within my realm And I cannot control All the hate, the rage, the pain That threatens to consume my soul. Isolation Incarceration Denial Trust And me All breed contempt a penny to Watch fall down the wishing well. A tender burning in the mind As the air within my lungs explode Oh I realize to late what it is I've done...

Broken Vows
Broken Vows Tracy and Doug married at sixteen. All said their love would last forever. All in school knew this were ones to hold upon the pedestal of all love and marriage. Doug and Tracy made the marriage work. A year later she had their first child. Doug finish school and attend college as his wife worked long and hard hours at her family business, but he was still not finding himself complete when he came home to a wife and son, Doug felt trapped. Years go on and one. Now thirty and still nowhere in life, Doug hated his life. Tracy now ran the company alone, she had gave endless years of love and had five wonderful sons to show that her marriage was rock solid. Doug was out and about with the boys from work like he was every night after work. Tracy cleaned house. Cared for the five boys. All seem picture perfect. But…. There were secrets about Doug life that Tracy was about to be hit with. Tracy got off work, she went to pick up the boys at school, she was

Surgery Fo Me
Well today i foound out that i am getting hip replacement. I dont know when but i am sure it will be soon. So i am falling apart so they are going to fix me. so this all i am going to say but i will let you all know when it all happens.

Holding Angels
Blood bath Crimson tide eyes watching heart beating Lost trust Innocence denied Sell me to the lowest bidder Penny...half...for free Going once... Going twice... Sold to the one diseased Cold steel Colder room Even colder heart It's still Again No pulse Instinctive reaction to the crutch Bottle... Burning sweet elixir...cooling tonic Take it in swallow down Liquid heat within the veins Breathe in... Soul down Blue kisses and we hail to the green fairy. Black void hollow void But still The throbbing drum...God my head My heart My life slipping away Shudder shake Need a new Master... Where oh where is the slave? Rabbit hole Lock and key Feels like the first scraped knee No bright lights Chilling breeze Claws Teeth Rot and putrid heat Hold me closer Peel the flesh Mourn my final disease.

Half Hour Left In Bbw Round 2 Contest!!! Plz Read!!! I Need Yr Votes!!! Ty So So Much!!! Luv You Guys!!! Let's Do This!!! *hugs*
IM IN BBW ROUND 2 CONTEST AND I NEED ANY/ALL HELP I CAN GET!!! PLZ RATE AND COMMENT BOMB!!! PLZ LET ME KNOW WHAT I CAN DO TO REPAY YR GENEROSITY!!! I LOVE YOU ALL SO SO MUCH, THANK YOU SO MUCH FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART!!! MUAH!!! XOXOXOXOXOX, KATE :) JUST CLICK ON THE PIC BELOW, THEN RATE AND COMMENT BOMB!!!

Success
Ive got a job with a company called Solar Turbines. Ill be making 40k a year. Full benefits for me and my family. haha anyone got a wife and kid i can borrow? Slowly but surely im making it. Id like to thank my friends and family for not giving up on me. You all helped me get this far. Id like to thank my "best-friend" you kept my mind right whether you know it or not. I miss ya.

Please Read And Pray For A Peaceful Passing For Brian
A friend of mine from Yahoo Country music room 12 is in his final hour's of life as I sit, with a heavy heart and misty eyes typing this.. He has fought a good fight and suffered greatly throughout the past year.. It's now his time and the good lord is calling him home.. Enclosed is a poem written by him that I thought I'd share in his honor.. Go peacefully my friend and may you rest in peace, your journey here on earth is done... Cancer One day your laughing Doing things you've always wanted to do Friends are around partying All the sudden you cant hear a sound They rush you to the hospital The doc comes in to check All the tests are ordered While you sit getting depressed 6 hours later The doc comes in with a grin Says its not good news "Could you come with me again" So we go to a room with lighted walls He puts the ex rays up Asks if i can see the dots That have grown on my lungs I reply yes i do what the hell is it He says we need more test To confirm my suspicions So go back to

A Ball And A Basket
The players dribble the ball down the court quick moves and sharp passes shouts between teammates setting up plays ok he's open take the shot now Swish, there goes the basketball in the hoop Nothing but net The crowd goes wild because its their favorite player At the end of the game its just him A ball and a basket and the clock is ticking .....

Tequila And Salt
This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it every day. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. So...........If you are a loving friend, send this to everyone, including the one that sent it to you. If yo

Keep The 10's Coming My Dear Friends!!
OK GUYS I GOT A GOOD LEAD ON THE OTHER GIRLS IN "THE LOVELY LIPS CONTEST" BUT STILL NEED MORE 10'S AND LOTS MORE COMMENTS I HAVE SEEN THESE SAME GIRLS COME UP WITH OVER A 1000 COMMENTS IN NO TIME.. AND THIS CONTEST JUST STARTED SO I MAY BE WINNING NOW BUT THAT CAN CHANGE VERY FAST.... KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK GUYS MUAHHH MUAHHHH MUAHHHH!! HERE IS THE LINK ONCE AGAIN MUCH LOVE YOURHOOVERGIRL

Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 133 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Wtf
ok so i was thinking and i thought that i needed new socks, no seriously this is what i thought, then i remembered, ohwait i have a whole bunch in my dresser, but then i remembered there's an evil monster type thing that lives in my dresser so if i even remotely go looking for a sock it'll prolly bite my hand, not eat it just bite it i really don't like to be bitten the last time dianna brought alexi over omg her dog bit my hand like wtf and then i played with her, but then i got bored and dianna had to go home but she changed the string on my guitar and now my guitar is all tuned but i still have to continue to learn how to play it i dunno i really want some more of this raspberry flavored water it tastes like those little red candies, yea, you know what ones i'm talking about...

~crabby Old Man Poem~
Crabby Old Man What do you see nurses? ........What do you see? What are you thinking......when you're looking at me? A crabby old man, .not very wise, Uncertain of habit ........with faraway eyes? Who dribbles his food.......and makes no reply. When you say in a loud voice....."I do wish you'd try!" Who seems not to notice .....the things that you do. And forever is losing ............... a sock or shoe? Who, resisting or not...........lets you do as you will, With bathing and feeding ....... the long day to fill? Is that what you're thinking? Is that what you see? Then open your eyes, nurse......you're not looking at me. I'll tell you who I am ....... as I sit here so still, As I do at your bidding, ........as I eat at your will. I'm a small child of Ten......with a father and mother, Brothers and sisters .......who love one another A young boy of Sixteen ...........with wings on his feet Dreaming that soon now. ..........a lover he'll meet. A

H8 Me? Suicide Note
Tell me as i race for the edge was i all you dreamed of was i everything you wanted? tell me as i sink the blade home was i really worth all the drunken fights? every tear you ever shed at my hand every ounce of blood i drew and still you stuck by me tell me will this make you happier? i'll sing my own dirge with the lost drop in this bottle and the final bullet in this gun i never meant any of it or hell perhaps i did i just wanted to love you hold you keep you mine forever but i was scared... so scared... of losing you of losing control... of myself myself i was my greatest fear and i can't change the things i've done but i can stop the things i will do i'm not strong enough to change i wouldn't even know how i... i can't keep from hurting you every step i take down this road tortures you more every breath i take removes a part of you every day i live kills you i can't keep from hurting you but i can stop killing you

Your Heart Won't Heal Right If You Keep Tearing Out The Sutures
I never meant that much to you anyways. So do me a favor, and forget my name, forget my face. I'm tired of liars. I'm tired of bullshit. I'm tired of YOU. My number won't appear on your missed call list anymore. My number won't appear at all. I'm removing myself from your life. Goodbye.

Abuse
Domestic Violence....How is this defined? Domestic Violence is not easy to define. It can be physical or mental abuse. It can be as simple as one person blaming another for their own actions. Domestic Violence is an umbrella for so many actions/responses/feelings. Physical abuse...hurting another person...leaving bruises or broken bones. Mental abuse...making a person feel less than adequate....making someone believe that the actions of another are being caused by what someone else did or didn't do. Regardless of whether it's physical or not....everyone is responsible for their actions and there are consequences for all actions.... Often the victim returns to the abuser...sometimes for answers like "why did you do this to me?" This is the abusers way of keeping a hold on his victim. By making them feel that in some way, large or small, it was the victims actions that cause the response of the abuser. A seed is planted in the mind of the victim that grows making the victim fe

Shamanic Smudging
Shamanic Smudging Shamanic smudging—or just smudging—is an age-old tribal tradition which has been used for centuries to create harmony and peace. There are many different shamanic smudging ceremonies, and different tribes use a variety of herbs for smudging. To define it more clearly, shamanic smudging is the burning of herbs or incense for cleansing, purification, protection of physical and spiritual bodies, banishment of negative energies and creation of sacred space. You can use smudge sticks (herbs that are tied into a bundle for easier handling), braided herbs and botanicals (like sweetgrass) or loose herbs (burned on charcoal or mugwort, or in a firepit). Shamanic smudging releases the energy and fragrance of the herbs and botanicals so they can heal, cleanse and purify. In many traditions, shamanic smudging involves a four directions ceremony or prayer, which sends specific kinds of smoke or prayers into the four directions. Different tribes have different smudging pr

Letting Go
it is hard to let go of someone that you love for a long time. it is something that you will never get over no matter how much you try all you can do is move on the best you can and hopefully find some one to fill that void

What My Heart To Do
as it all runing in my blood i feel my heart slow down my mind stops talking i dont hear the voices in my head .. what am i here again what was i to do .... watching the blood fall from my lips what have i done .... why why why did i do it the sweet poison over comes my body ... looking into your eyes deeply i feel your soul become one with mine did i hurt you .... what have i done i pull you close taken my heart cant heal from this pain from with in im becoming one with your soul i lov e you more thing i know how to put into words :P

Matmoo@ Cherrytap
A missionary is sent into the deepest, darkest part of Africa to live with a tribe. He spends years with the people, teaching them to read and write, and preaching to them about the good Christian ways of the white man. One thing he particularly stresses is the evils of sexual sin: Thou must not commit adultery or fornication! One day, the wife of one of the tribe's noblemen gives birth to a white baby. The village is shocked and the chief is sent to talk with the missionary. "You have taught us of the evils of sexual sin, yet here, a black woman gives birth to a white child. You are the only white man who has ever set foot in our village. Even Stevie Wonder could see what's been going on!" The missionary replies, "No, no. You are mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what is called an albino. Look to thy yonder field. See the flock of white sheep, and yet amongst them, one of them is black. Nature does this on occasion." "Tell you what," the chief

.making A Confession
A drunken man staggered into a Catholic church, sat down in the Confessional and said nothing. The priest is waiting and waiting and waiting. The priest coughs to attract the drunk man's attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak. Finally the drunk replies, "No use knockin,' pal. There's no paper."

Totally Hammered
A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, only to be greeted by a snobby woman. She takes one look at him. "You, sir, are drunk!" "And you ma'am, are ugly. But when I wake up, I will be sober!"

The Golden Saloon
A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy. "Where the hell have you been all night?" she demands. "At this new bar," he says. "The Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden. It's got huge golden doors, a golden floor and even the urinal's gold!" The wife still doesn't believe his story, and the next day checks the phone book, finding a place across town called the Golden Saloon. She calls up the place to check her husband's story. "Is this the Golden Saloon?" she asks when the bartender answers the phone. "Yes it is," bartender answers. "Do you have huge golden doors?" "Sure do." "Do you have golden floors?" "Most certainly do." "What about golden urinals?" There's a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender yelling, "Hey, Duke, I think I got a lead on the guy that pissed in your saxophone last night!"

Adult's Only.....
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do. 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5. I work in a damp environment. 6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation. 7. I work in high temperatures. 8. My work exposes me to diseases. Dear Penis, after assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons: 1. You do not work 8 hours straight. 2. You work in short spurts and fall asleep after each brief work period. 3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. 4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations. 5. You do not take the initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. 6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. 7. You don't always obse

Party Accomplished!
Pentagon Plans "Day of Celebration" For Iraq Washington- The US Govt may have a budget deficit of $248 billion, but that didn't stop Congress from setting aside $20 million for a victory party in Iraq. The money, earmarked for a "commemoration of success" was supposed to be spent in 2006- but the timing just didn't seem right, what with 724 American soldiers killed and 5,128 wounded since January. Victory plans were further hampered by the estimated 17,234 Iraqi security forces and civilians killed in 2006. Next year, however, Iraqis can look forward to what the defense budget calls a "day of celebration" with "appropriate ceremonies and activities." Stay tuned for more "Troubled Times", via Rolling Stone

Anyone Interests In Club Freedom?
Hi everyone, My best friend name is Joe. He wants me to put this for anyone who is interesting in Club Freedom. You can check on: www.theclubfreedom.com. Freedom..... Freedom to vacation where you want, how you want. Cruises, first class travel, stay at luxury resorts, charter the yacht in the Caribbean that you have always dreamed about Clubfreedom makes all this possible..... ......and so much more! Aren't you worth it? If you are not sure about it. you can contact him. His email address is: JEDDY2@ma.rr.com. Thank you, Erick

On Top
on top of old smokey all covered with blood i shot my poor teacher with a 44 gun i shot her with pleasure i shot her with fear i shot her fer drinkin my budweiser beer i went to her funeral i went to her grave some pple threw flowers so i threw a gernade i went to her coffin she wasnt quite dead so i took my bazooka and blew off her head the cops came arrested me and threw me in jail so i took my bazooka n blew em to hell

Wut Most Guys Wont Do
Every girl dreams that one day, she will find a boy that does these things for her. Even the smallest action can have THE BIGGEST impact in someone's life. GIVE HER ONE OF YOUR T-SHIRTS TO SLEEP IN. LEAVE HER CUTE TEXT NOTES KISS HER IN FR0NT 0F Y0UR FRIENDS. PLAY WITH HER FINGERS WHEN YOUR HOLDING HANDS. TRUST HER 0VER EVERY0NE ELSE. TELL HER SHE L00KS BEAUTIFUL. L00K HER IN THE EYE WHEN Y0U TALK T0 HER. LET HER MESS WITH Y0UR HAIR. MESS WITH HER HAIR. JUST WALK AR0UND WITH HER. F0RGIVE HER F0R HER MISTAKES!!!! L00K AT HER LIKES SHE'S THE 0NLY GIRL Y0U SEE. TICKLE HER EVEN WHEN SHE SAYS ST0P. H0LD HER HAND EVEN WHEN Y0U ARE AROUND Y0UR FRIENDS. WHEN SHE STARTS SWEARING AT Y0U TELL HER Y0U L0VE HER. LET HER FALL ASLEEP IN Y0UR ARMS GET HER MAD, THEN KISS HER. TEASE HER & LET HER TEASE Y0U BACK. STAY UP WITH HER ALL NIGHT WHEN SHES SICK. WATCH HER FAV0RITE M0VIE WITH HER KISS HER F0REHEAD. GIVE HER THE W0RLD. WRITE

Sex Starts.........
...a smile leads to a laugh ...a laugh leads to a high 5 ...a high 5 leads to a hug ...a hug leads to a kiss ...a kiss leads 2 makeout ...a makeout leads 2 finger ...a finger leads to a hand ...a hand leads to a lick ...a lick leads to a suck ...a suck leads 2 a fuck. ...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math. ...u add the bed ...subtract the clothes ...divide the legs ...and pray you dont multiply

(( This Is A Must Read !! )) A Mayonnaise Jar & Two Cups Of Coffee...
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee... A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full they agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar . Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "yes." The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into

Ugh!! Ii Wanna Niice Guy!!!!!!
You might agree with it, but when it actually happens 99% of girls dont realize it 'til it is too late and that guy who did it is so frustrated that he has moved on to someone who will take notice. From a guys point of view: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.

A New Day Begins { Karulvinth For Life }
With each new sun Comes a brand new start, A place to begin again With a fresh and wholesome heart. Past mistakes made Die with the setting sun, As the morning sun rises A new chance has begun. To rectify your wrongs And begin once again, To wipe the slate clean Ask forgiveness for old sins. Wake each day with a lighter heart Face your morning with a smile, Your future's filled with hope Forget old hurts for a while. What's past is past And can't be undone, Today's a brand new day Forgiveness has begun. Repeat these words to yourself "Today I start my life anew, The past lies behind closed doors And I'll start by loving you. No more anger no more hurt We fix what we cant forget, Each day we fill with love We've no more time for regret." Don't take this day for granted Once it's gone it's gone, A rebirth of love Should come with every dawn. In my thoughts of you there is an underlying love that is present in every word, every glimpse I hope you feel it

Another New Cherry
Ok Ya'll .. We've got Another New Cherry and Those of you Who are From the Ol' Yahoo rooms May know this Sexy Man .. Gene .. He's Finally gotten himself over here with the rest of us . So Stop by and Welcome him show him some Luv motleyman@ CherryTAP

God Is Faithful To His Word!’
God Is Faithful to His Word!’ Thomas from South Carolina My wife and I are pastors of a growing church. Two years ago we were meeting in a converted double-wide mobile home. In some services more than eighty people were crammed into that small space. We were in desperate need of a larger building, which would cost $200,000. One night while watching The Hour of Healing, the Holy Spirit impressed upon my wife and me that we should plant our church’s $2,000 building fund as a seed into Oral Roberts University. In addition, we took up a special offering of $3,135, making a total of $5,135 we were able to sow, believing God for our new church building. Before the end of the year, our church received $24,500, which was the amount we needed to start the new project. In addition, $30,000 cash came in to pay for the interior and equipment needs. The total return on our original seed was over $54,500! We now have a new building, a fabulous sound system, comfortable seating, and space

Goals And Conscience
Goals and Conscience Matthew 6:22-23 We’ve spent some time this week on the issue of goal-setting and how to accomplish what God has called us to do. We’ve also examined how to determine whether or not a goal is from the Lord. Dr. Stanley’s final word on the topic is simply this: a godly goal will never force you to violate your conscience. This may seem like an obvious statement, but think about it for a minute. Most likely, there’s been a time or two when you honestly believed you were working toward the right goal. But in order to get there, you had to act in a way that caused a sting in your conscience. Whenever that happens, you can be sure God is not in that goal. As we spend time in prayer and Bible study, the Holy Spirit weaves Himself in and through our conscience. It becomes a type of filter through which we process our behavior and decisions. So, whenever we do something that causes “static” in our conscience, that’s God’s way of telling us that we

You Have To Start Somewhere
You Have To Start Somewhere Richard Roberts Several years ago Lindsay and I were preaching in a church in Denver. The sanctuary was filled and in the audience, on the front row, was a woman in a wheelchair. While I was praying, I looked at her and said, “Ma’am, if all you can do is move a finger, move a finger.” As I watched, she started to move a finger. The audience began to watch her, and I could almost hear their thoughts. How cruel could Richard be to tell that poor woman to move just one finger? She needs healing in her entire body! As the woman sat there in her wheelchair, she began to move first one finger, then two fingers. Pretty soon I saw her moving her feet, and she reached down and moved the footrests of the wheelchair out of the way. Then, to the delight of the audience, she got out of the wheelchair, and we watched her push it to the parking lot! She had received a touch from God! James 2:22 niv says, His faith and his actions were working together, and his

Old Shit
never knew what i had if it was good or bad but how can someone make u happy but yet so sad all my intentions made me seem so glad when it was hidden i knew it was lost i guess i never really valued cost im sorry if you feel so neglect but all i really wanted was a little respect but i guess u gave it to me and i couldnt even see but right now im down on my knees hopeing ur love will bring u back to me im praying for faith to bring us back together then will have each other love forever and ever but if u are found i hope im home bound love always and forever David Lee Nyitray III We all make mistakes Those are risk that we take My love for you was never fake Relationships are give and take I knew when I first saw you That this love was going to be true As time went bye my love for you grew Thats when I knew that my love was really true When I first saw you my heart skipped a beat Thats when you swept me off of my feet it was to neat Whin I gave y

Do You Deserve Justice Or Mercy?
O Lord, do not rebuke me in your anger or discipline me in your rage. Have compassion on me, Lord, for I am weak. Heal me, Lord, for my body is in agony. I am sick at heart. How long, O Lord, until you restore me? Psalm 6:1-3 NLT "You have heard that the Law of Moses says, 'Love your neighbor' and hate your enemy. But I say, love your enemies! Pray for those who persecute you! In that way, you will be acting like true children of your Father in heaven." Matthew 5:43-45 NLT About this week's promise When others wrong us, we cry out for justice. When we wrong God, we cry out for mercy. Fortunately, God is merciful. But if we don't accept his merciful gift of salvation, we are subject to God's justice, the punishment of eternal death and separation from God. Until God sets up his eternal kingdom, where perfect justice prevails, justice will continue to be needed here on earth—both God's justice to urge us toward his kingdom, and law and order to keep anarchy from ruling.

Setting Goals To Achieve God’s Plan
Setting Goals to Achieve God’s Plan Genesis 24 God has a purpose for our lives and goals for us to accomplish. (Ephesians 2:10) To fulfill His plans, we need to set goals that are consistent with what He has in mind for us. Once we know the direction God wants us to take, we can begin taking steps toward fulfilling His purpose. First, we must have a clear picture of the goal. The more defined and well thought-out our mission is, the more sensitive we’ll be to the opportunities God places in our paths. Second, we need to be confident that we can succeed through Christ. We should look to the future in light of God’s presence within us, His infinite resources, and His unwavering promises. (Philippians 4:19; 2 Corinthians 1:20) Third, we should have a consuming desire to accomplish God’s plan. This is based on the value we place on accomplishing our goals and focusing on the One who has set those goals. God’s sacrificial, unending love

Today
It's been an odd day. I skipped my one class, go ahead and yell, I know I shouldn't have, but I was lazy. I was kinda in a grumpy mood, but I got mail so that cheered me up and if you're one of my friends you can see what I got today in my photo album ;) I love getting new things lol. I went to work though and I was just kind of out of it. I know I went to bed late, but I'm a college student, I'm supposed to get less than 5 hours of sleep and be fine to function the next day, guess it doesn't always work that way. I'm pretty sure I have senioritis (however you spell it). I just want to be done with school, not that I'm gonna be doing anything better with my life after I'm done in May. Sometimes I wonder what's the point, it's just going through the motions day after day and it gets boring :( Oh well....

Character
The character of the Indian's emotion left little room in his heart for antagonism toward his fellow creatures .... For the Lakota (one of the three branches of the Sioux Nation), mountains, lakes, rivers, springs, valleys, and the woods were all in finished beauty. Winds, rain, snow, sunshine, day, night, and change of seasons were endlessly fascinating. Birds, insects, and animals filled the world with knowledge that defied the comprehension of man. The Lakota was a true naturalist - a lover of Nature. He loved the earth and all things of the earth, and the attachment grew with age. The old people came literally to love the soil and they sat or reclined on the ground with a feeling of being close to a mothering power. It was good for the skin to touch the earth, and the old people liked to remove their moccasins and walk with bare feet on the sacred earth. Their tipis were built upon the earth and their alters were made of earth. The birds that flew in the air came to rest u

Staying Young
Staying Young Oral Roberts The psalmist was rejoicing in the Lord when he wrote, [God] fills my life with good things! My youth is renewed like the eagle’s! (Psalm 103:5 tlb). Yes, our bodies will deteriorate, but our minds and spirits are to remain strong. God teaches us to get rid of our old fogey ideas and philosophies and get into the mainstream of faith and trust in God. The time will come for you to go home to be with God. But until then there can be a vigor of your mind, a glory in your spirit, a fire burning in your heart, and love blowing like a wind in your soul. Whatever your age, look up in the morning, let the sun shine on your face, and believe that something good is going to happen to you! My Declaration of Faith for Today My strength is renewed day by day as I walk with God.

Fulfilling God’s Purposes
Fulfilling God’s Purposes Matthew 25:19-30 God declared, “For I know the plans I have for you, plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future” (Jeremiah 29:11 NIV). Besides goal-setting, five steps are needed to fulfill His purposes. First, maintain a cooperative spirit. Working well with others is a key to achieving our goals. We must set aside our stubborn pride and develop a servant-like spirit that willingly cooperates with others. Give-and-take is essential in relationships. Second, exercise courage. God may ask us to work with difficult people, separate ourselves from certain situations, or take assignments that seem overwhelming. Each circumstance requires us to exercise courage and move forward. Third, demonstrate persistence. We must have a determined mind and tenacious spirit in order to overcome temptation, adversity, discouragement, or personal failure. Fourth, exhibit a contr

How Do You Respond To God's Justice?
How do you respond to God's justice? For the Lord is righteous, and he loves justice. Those who do what is right will see his face. Psalm 11:7 NLT Loving justice In an attempt to comfort Job in his of suffering and pain, his friend, Elihu, proclaimed a truth that we can depend on even today. Job 34:12 declares: There is no truer statement than this: God will not do wrong. The Almighty cannot twist justice. Isaiah received a prophetic message from the Lord to give to the nation of Israel. God's words to the Israelites in Isaiah 1:17 remind us of the importance of seeking justice. Learn to do good. Seek justice. Help the oppressed. Defend the orphan. Fight for the rights of widows. God is concerned about justice in our world—this theme runs through the entire Bible. It is clear that he expects his people to encourage, defend, and plead for the needy in society. Thus, obvious personal applications flow from Scripture as we consider the oppressed, fatherless, and wido

Apology To My Friends!
Apparently Im being down rated to a 1 (and I hope the person that did it reads this) because I supposedly don't comment or rate! I haven't done a lot of that in a long time and Im sorry if anyone feels slighted! I have never meant to offend anyone and I'm sure a lot of you will think I'm stupid for caring but that is the type of girl I am. I don't mean to ignore friends or anybody for that matter. So if you feel that way please feel free to delete me and again Im really sorry. I'm trying to get back into the commenting! I do appreciate everyone that has become my friend!

Feeling Lost
Uncharted Territory Feeling Lost When we are lost, we typically look at a map to figure out where we are and how to get to our chosen destination. This works well, assuming that there is a map of the territory in which we find ourselves, and assuming that we know our destination. However, this is not always the case. At this time in human history, we are all venturing into uncharted territory, whether we know it or not. And as individuals, we may find ourselves covering ground that our predecessors never even knew existed. When we look to them for guidance, they often come up short. Not knowing exactly where we are, we find ourselves unsure of which way to go, and eventually the uneasy feeling that we are lost presents itself. The beauty of being lost is the same thing that makes it scary—it asks us to look within ourselves to find the way. If we have no map, we must go on instinct, relying on our inner compass to show us which way to go. This can be scary because so much seems

White & Nerdy By Al Yankovic
This song is Dedicated to My Youngest Brother and My oldest Son and hopefully there is still hope for my 4 year old nephew ...LOL White & Nerdy ------------ Parody of "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire New lyrics by Al Yankovic They see me mowin' My front lawn I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Can't you see I'm white and nerdy? Look at me, I'm white and nerdy I wanna roll with The gangstas But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy I'm just too white and nerdy. Really really white and nerdy. First in my class here at MIT Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D MC Escher - that's my favorite MC Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea My rims never spin, to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary All of my action figures are cherry Steven Hawking's in my library My MySpace page is all to

Over And Over Lyrics-nelly
OVER AND OVER LYRICS cuz it's all in my head I think about it over and over again and I can't keep picturin' u with him and it hurts so bad yeah cuz it's all in my head I think about it over and over again I replay over and over again and I can't take it i can't shake it no I can't wait to see you wanna see if u still got that look in your eyes that one you had for me before we said our goodbyes and it's a shame that we gotta spend our time bein mad about the same things over and over again about the same thing over and over again oh but i think she's leaving oh man she's leavin I don't know what else to do I can't go on not lovin you (repeat chorus) I remember the day you left I remember the last breath you took right in front of me when you said that you would leave I was to damn stubborn to stop you or say anything but I see clearly now and the choice I made keeps playin in my head over and over again over and over again oh but I think she's le

Myspace Sued In Wake Of Sexual Assault
MySpace sued in wake of sexual assault 6/20/2006 3:58:59 PM, by Eric Bangeman A Texas 14-year-old and her mother have sued MySpace for US$30 million after she was raped by a man she met on the social networking site. Pete Solis, who faces felony sexual assault charges, courted the girl via her MySpace profile. They proceded to exchange phone calls and e-mails prior to meeting in May. Solis reportedly picked her up at school, took her to dinner and a movie, and then sexually assaulted her at a South Austin, TX apartment complex. MySpace's age verification practices come under attack by the plaintiff's attorneys. The site requires users to be at least 14 years old, asking for name, date of birth, e-mail address, sex, and country of residence. However, it does not attempt to verify the information, which is the basis for the lawsuit. In a statement, MySpace chief security officer Hemanshu Nigam said that the site takes "aggressive measures" to protect its members and encourage

I'm Back!!!
FINALLY, I think my computer problems are solved..YAYNESS!!!! I didn't disappear just had a MAJOR technical difficulty..I missed all the fun here, hope you didn't forget me while I was gone smooches

~~you Got To Read This~~
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me! 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 9.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 10. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 11.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 12.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 13. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 14.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 15.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!

Freya And The Return Of Spring
Freya is the Goddess of Love among many other things.She has given her heart to a God named Od now not very much is known about Od many think this is also Odin.Well any way once Od went on a journey and Freya got so sad she told her daughters Hnoss and Gersemi that she was going to find there father Od. So as she traveled the world she cried tears as they fell to Migard they turned into gold and amber! Also on her journey winter turned into spring as she passed by. Well she got to a very bright happy land far to the south and lo she found Od!They fell madly in love with each other again. After there night and day of bliss they returned home to Asgard. Now some say they make this journey every year and that is why the seasons cahnge. And that my friends is the Saga of Freya and the return of Spring.

Its All Making Sense Now
alot is on my mind right now, mainly one thing!!! Well someone that i use to like, decided tonight he would start some crap, i left a comment on someones page, and he basicly said oic the fucking bitch left you a comment bro. which right there pissed me off, i am one of the nicest people till someone pisses me off then i become your worse night mare. well then i was in the room chatting with all of my other friends in IL, when the guy came in and said he couldnt type let alone be there because i was in the room, so i almost left and i decided u know what fuck it, its a free room and its public, so why cant i be in there!!! THing is i dont know what i did that is so wrong, for him to judge me like that, I have done nothing but been nice. I guess along this path in life we have to stand up for ourselves if we know what we are doing is right because NO One else will.

Exile-kiss You All Over(mmm Sounds Nice Lol)
When I get home, babe Gonna light your fire All day, I've been thinkin' about you, babe You're my one desire Gonna wrap my arms around you Hold you close to me Oh, babe, I wanna taste your lips I wanna fill your fantasy, yeah I don't what I'd do without you, babe Don't know where I'd be You're not just another lover No, you're everything to me Everytime I'm with you, baby I can't believe it's true When you're layin' in my arms And you do the things you do You can see it in my eyes I can feel it in your touch You don't have to say a thing Just let me show how much Love you, need you, yeah I wanna kiss you all over And over again I wanna kiss you all over Till the night closes in Till the night closes in Stay with me, lay with me Holding me, loving me, baby Here with me, near with me Feeling you close to me, baby So show me, show me ev'rything you do 'Cause baby, no one does it quite like you Love you, need you, oh babe I wanna kiss yo

Poem: Tu Est La (you Are There )
COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL Please do not copy without permission. Thank You. Sun 01/14/07 07:48 AM Sorry people but I seem to write easier in French. I do provide the transalation though. La peau comme le satin Les cheveux comme la soie Je reve a tous les matins De me trouver a cote de toi. La chaleur de ton corps Colle contre le mien Ton coeur qui bat fort Je le resent travers tes seins J'ouvre mes yeux Je te voit la Et remerci mes dieux Que tu soit la Translation Skin like satin Hair like silk I dream every morning Of finding myself next to you The heat of your body Pressing against mine Your heart beating strong I feel it through your breasts I open my eyes I see you there I thank my gods That you are there

Second Day
End of day 2. I almost skipped a meal this morning. I forced myself to eat a piece of a brownie. Lunch I had some soup for lunch, and dinner was a sandwich. I had my first consultation with the doctor. It went good, he diagnosed me with Eating Disorder not otherwise specified. He wanted to see how it has affected my health, so he did some blood tests. I hate needles. Then he gave me the number for a counselor in my area. Hopefully that will help treat the reasons why I resorted to an eating disorder. Remember if you have any questions don't be afraid to ask.

A Seduction Story On Caffeine
Starbucks We have seen each other in line, in fact I go now mostly to see you. Glances, a word, but I don’t know how to move farther. I have been divorced for a year now, not sure how to get back into dating. And you are so pretty, long flowing hair, sweet smile and a sparkle in your eye. And a body to stop time, I could look all day. But you are beyond me, still kinda shy. One day, you sit for a few minutes, the store is empty. I order and when I turn around you are gone. I am disappointed, because I promised myself I would approach you today. As I look where you were, a portfolio catches my eye. I walk overto pick it up and my heart skips a beat, the perfect way to approach you. I open it in hope that your name and number will be inside. It is, but then something else catches my eye. An envelope with my name on the outside. I am confused, and I take it out. It says my name and “Open Me.” I open it and there is a note and another envelope. The note says “Hi C

Lessons Learned
Yeah I kno it's a Carrie Underwood song all teeny bopperish and shit but the lyrics are real. You can't deny it and neither can I. There's some things that I regret, Some words I wish had gone unsaid, Some starts, That had some bitter endings, Been some bad times I've been through, Damage I cannot undo, Some things, I wish I could do all all over again, But it don't really matter, Life gets that much harder, It makes you that much stronger, Oh, some pages turned, Some bridges burned, But there were, Lessons learned. CHORUS: And every tear that had to fall from my eyes, Everyday I wonder how I get through the night, Every change, life has thrown me, I'm thankful, for every break in my heart, I'm grateful, for every scar, Some pages turned, Some bridges burned, But there were lessons learned. There's mistakes that I have made, Some chances I just threw away, Some roads, I never should've taken, Been some signs I shouldn't see, Hearts that I hurt needle

How Low Will You Go
You want fucking pictures of my child, you fucking pay your child support and take responsibility for this child, created out of hate. You Fucking Fuck. You send your brother to my page bc hes on my friends list and have him go in and save pictures to send to you. You say he and you are going through the same thing. FUCK YOU YOUR WRONG! YOU TOLD ME TO LEAVE! YOU TOLD ME TO MOVE FROM PA TO INDIANA! YOU TOLD ME IT WOULD BE BETTER FOR US ANYWAY! YOU TOLD ME THE BEATING WOULD STOP IF I DID! HE DIDNT TELL HIS EX TO TAKE OFF WITH HIS KID LIKE YOU DID! HE PAYS HIS CHILD SUPPORT AND STILL GETS DICKED!YOURE NOTHING BUT A LYING PIECE OF SHIT! NOW I HAVE TO REMOVE HIM FROM MY PAGE ON THAT OTHER SITE BECAUSE OF THIS BULLSHIT WITH YOU PLAYING A VICTIM TO YOUR FAMILY! HE WAS THE ONLY ONE IN YOUR FUCKING FAMILY I LIKED! YOU WANT RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD YOU FUCKING EARN THEM GOD DAMMIT! I SWEAR TO HELL! YOU WONT SIGN OVER YOUR RIGHTS BECAUSE ITS WHAT I WANT YET YOU AGREED IT WOULD BE IN THE BEST INTEREST

Officials Concerned About Passport Rules
http://travel.msn.com/Guides/article.aspx?cp-documentid=380528>1=9016 By Beverley Lumpkin, AP Canadians and U.S. officials worry that new rules requiring passports for Americans and other travelers entering the United States will hurt trade and tourism. Starting Tuesday, air travelers who are citizens of Canada, Mexico and Bermuda, as well as U.S. citizens returning home, must with few exceptions display passports to enter the United States. The new rule brings them under the same rules that apply to all other travelers worldwide. Canadian Minister of Public Safety Stockwell Day has made clear that Canada considers this first phase affecting only air travelers to be reasonable. However, Canada is worried that rules about land and sea, which will take effect sometime between January 2008 and June 2009, could clog land borders and disrupt trade. "We need to ensure that we do not build walls between us," Canadian officials recently wrote. Day and Homeland Security Secr

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I'm so confused on what I'm suppose to do in life rightg now. One minute my mom supports me 100 percent about getting a divorce, and then the next she doesn't. She pretty much told me today, that I need to try to make things work with my husband. How the hell am I suppose to forget about him cheating on me... I have no trust for him. He's currentally deployed... and I haven't heard from him in over two months, but yet he's able to pull out all the money from the account and leave me with nothing. She said that if I get divorced that I can pretty much set my mind on being alone for the rest of my life. Great mom huh!? I never wanted to be 22 and going through a divorce, but then again I didn't expect him to go off and cheat with me with the first available slut. I really wish this marriage would work out, but I'm to the point where im done trying. Who cares if I spend the rest of my life alone.... at least then I'll have a chance to be somewhat happy. Anyways.. just had to vent

Flames Of Passion
What is this, if not passion The feeling of something unusual Waiting to be caressed, wanting to explode, What if I get that heavenly touch For which my body has been aching Will I remain what I am Or will the entwining of the bodies Lead me to something ethereal I am confused, do not know how to react But what I know is that I yearn for that touch A soothing touch of caress And a wild sensation of fulfillment.

Awww Im Tender
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... What's Your Kissing Style? MY RESULT:Tender Kisser As soft and sweet as the kiss of a gummi bear. You generally reserve your kisses for people you really, truly care about. And when the two of you finally lock lips, it’s tender, sweet and fit for a greeting card. If your kiss was a photograph, it would be in soft focus. If your kiss was a hot dog, it would be a vegetarian hot dog. Everyone you kiss loves your kisses, because they’re better than sweet iced tea on an August afternoon. Take This Quiz!

Shit
for the fucking third time some one has fucking backed into my car while backing up, I leave them 8 fucking ft. and yet they still hit my fucking car backing up this is tottal bull shit errrrrrrrrrrrrr, just fucking venting I have to let it go some where so why the fuck not here I have had a long week full of getting shocked by a wall socket to having my brother get blown thru a room because of a lead coming in contact with the pannel board 200 amp braker tripped and now my fucking car got hit this fucking sucks ERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

6 Questions
YOU CAN ASK ME SIX QUESTIONS 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. __________________________________________________ No matter how random, revealing, rude, or pointless __________________________________________________ I promise to answer them 100% truthfully __________________________________________________ All questions are COMPLETELY confidential

I Wanna Know
I wanna know some things about you. 1. Can you cook? 2. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator? 3. What talent do you wish you had? 4. Favorite place? 5. Favorite vegetable? 6. What was the last book you read? 7. Are you Dirty or Clean? 8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 9. Worst Habit? HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Do we know each other outside of MySpace? 2. What's your philosophy on life? 3. Negative or Optimistic? 4. What was your dream growing up? 5. Worst thing to ever happen to you? 6. Would you give me money or a slap in the face? 7. Tell me one weird fact about you: 8. Would you have my back or kick me when I'm down? 9. Do you trust me? 10. Have you ever kept anything from me? 11. What do you think of me as a Person? 12. Do you think I'm sane or insane? 13. Would you cry for me if I died? 14. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? 15

Okay
Well okay, here goes nothing. Today I heard that all the roads would be blocked off ect. Well that's great for me. Work is canceled ya know? Well I don't know how many people will look at this and say oh.. she's right or anything. It's nice when someone loves you. Maybe Im just rambling on about things that dont' even make sense but ya know what? Even if I am Im happy. I have two things next to me that make me happy music and my friends...(my friends aren't right next to me so to speak but you get the point right?) I've been listening to random songs. From Drowning pool,kiss all the way to Young Jibbs, Im finding songs on my playlist I didn't even know I had.(rambling and nonsense) (ramblings and nonsense end here) Well I guess I should tell you something useful. I'll say almost every blog I put up in angry It'll be about my dad. We really really really don't get along. So ya...lalala see ya all Love ya all (at least the people who are reading this muahah kisses)

Bloggers Who Criticize The Goverment May Face Prison!!!
Bloggers Who Criticize Government May Face Prison Bloggers Who Criticize Government May Face Prison Bill would allow rounding up and imprisoning of non-registered political writers Steve Watson Infowars.net Thursday, January 18, 2007 You'd be forgiven for thinking that it was some new restriction on free speech in Communist China. But it isn't. The U.S. Government wants to force bloggers and online grassroots activists to register and regularly report their activities to Congress in the latest astounding attack on the internet and the First Amendment. Richard A. Viguerie, Chairman of GrassrootsFreedom.com, a website dedicated to fighting efforts to silence grassroots movements, states: "Section 220 of S. 1, the lobbying reform bill currently before the Senate, would require grassroots causes, even bloggers, who communicate to 500 or more members of the public on policy matters, to register and report quarterly to Congress the same as the big K Street l

Nsfw
Ok, so I know I am new here, and have many things to learn. One thing’s for sure, I have a new understanding of the concept of NSFW...though it should be called that which it is, Adult Content! And so! I make it a point not to share that much skin with anyone outside of this house, let alone anyone out there in Cyberland. Last thing I would want to see is a full spread of my ass showing up on other websites where it could be viewable by family, friends, potential business associates, employers or professors! Though it takes balls of steel, and a sheer magnitude of self love & confidence, it's all good if you want to splash your goods out for the world to rate, down rate, love, hate & downright jerk off to. Good for you for either having the ass that everyone wants to tap or thinking that you do. I would have to say I am neither one of those. What’s mine is mine; at best you’ll catch a seductive look at my ample cleavage. But that’s all…and just for the record; I surely do not fin

Broken Fall
INspiriation has never before ran so deep with in me, every night there is a new thought tended to through this maze if simulated pages. A truth in time has been told. A year and months to this exact day I lost a love and said goodbye. Limping home tiwsted heeled I vowed never to fall again.....NEVER!!!! I promised, i cursed and I built a brick wall. slathered mounds and mounds of clay and concrete sealing myself in hoping to die of suffocation. 13 days ago that that wall started to crumble...the weathering from the villagers pounding on the outer invisible doors. They called my name, they blew smoke in the crevices. They threw firery cocktails at it in hopes it would give. They flooded the roof and punched holes through the floor...But it was a warrior that walked right in. A warrior who put down the armour and sword and asked to comin rather than break through. Huddled in a corner shaking like a stray dag I sat. The shadows covering me and the noise from the outside silencing me. T

Friends
Friends- I think there's 3 differnt types. You got your aquaintence which to me are people u meat in passing of life u meet like once or twice some one u say hi at store etc. Then to me there is Friends- Ones u look up to talk to on daily basice most time there for u but yet not all time, would help u but might not for some stuff. The there's Best Friend's-To Me A Best Friend is some one that knows u in and out front and back, it maybe your spouse, gf,bf, soul mate or not, might be a person that been there with u though thick and thin. Some say in life u only have one best friend. While Since 1998 in Rockford,Il were I use to live is my what I thought was my only Best Friend Thought she new me in and out we've helped each other good bad, up's and down's we are Best Friend's still and like sisters and she's the God Mother of my Son. But of resent, Of like 4 months ago, I ment a guy a nice,sweet, gently Man. We Started out friends and then very good friends,dear friends b

Another Doc App Today
well, i went back to the doc today so we could go over how the new meds worked.well they did work a lil BUT i was still seeing things that i know arent there and im dizzy i mean really dizzy.everytime i walk,its like im doing the drunk walk.i can sit on the couch and be ok but i cant sit on like a stool or anything becuz i will fall off.And i just cant seem to be ablie to say or make my hands do what i want.So I told her all of this and now its time for me to go see a neurologist.First I have to get a MRI and then she said that other test will follow. So when do I worry?Im not sure. See i am a worrier/stresser.I have been that way my whole life. I worry and stress so bad i break out in hives.my husband always knows somethings up when im all itchy.So then shouldnt this be a worry/stress hive kinda thing? i think so but maybe im not cuz no one will let me.my mother took me to the doc app so she could watch my son for me. after would i told her and she took us to eat.she wouldnt even l

My Friendship Poem
the night it was a cloudy night, as i walked alone i saw up in the sky, a face of a angel, or was it the face of a pretty girl, it disappeard from my sight, i saw a shooting star, and like that shooting star will you grant me my wish and be my friend ? doug

Being Straight Edge
Being Straight Edge is not about some 90-degree angle on a piece of paper. It's about being a person of self-pride, self-discipline, and dignity. I became a follower of the Straight Edge lifestyle when I was in high school in the early 1990s. When other kids my age were starting to experiment with things like smoking cigarettes, drinking alcohol, and taking recreational drugs, I found myself hanging out with a close knit group of a few friends doing the things we enjoyed together, and simply had fun in each other's company. We had fun talking and joking around with each other without having to indulge ourselves in things like smoking and drinking and drugs. I found out that you could have a good time and enjoy life's simple pleasures without giving in to peer pressure and following the crowd and copying what other people do. Instead, I chose to become Straight Edge. I chose not to drink alcohol. I chose not to smoke cigarettes. I chose not to do drugs. I chose to remain a virgin. St

Mensa...not
"It's that time of year to take our annual test." Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it. The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer. OK, relax, clear your mind and begin. 1. What do you put in a toaster? Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," give up now and do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2. 2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink? Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," don't attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World. How