Fubar Blog Posts 4

Effective Immediately
I will no longer comment bomb anyone in a contest. Here's why: I saw a bulletin for a friend who had supported me in a contest asking for help in a contest he was in. I went over to the page and comment bombed on the fact that a girl was saying she really, really liked him. The comments were long and I said, "Hey that girl really, really likes you and I know you are a good man because you used to worship me. I wish you love, life and happiness because you deserve it." Two days later one of my pics was marked NSFW. I was like WTF? Amazingly, guess who had looked at my pics? The girl that had said she liked him. When I figure out what's up, I try to send him an e-mail on CT to tell him that. Since she was on his FAMILY list and apparently blocked me, I was blocked from sending him mail too. So, I had to go to another program to send him an e-mail. This type of behavior is childish and petty. If you are talking to another woman, great. More power to ya. I wis

Not Shure But Its Somethin:p
"This is mayjor tom to ground control im stepping through the door and im floating in the most pecuilar way and the stars look very different today!!!!!!!!!"hehehehe....GOOOOOOODDDDD Evening cherry tap ppl.....this is Boondock Saint commin to you live from my sisters place:Psooo how u all been?long time no talk eh:Plol well ive been good...work is gettin better every week.......im gettin my hours back:D:D:D:D:Dwhich is awsome.......every1 i kno thought i was dead cause my cell got dissconnected and im not on 24/7....i told them my story and now they kno.....soooooooooooo "I say why dont you and i take on the world and be together forever:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D!!!!!!!!!!!"did i ever mention that i love these blog thingy's:Phehehe........and peaches come from a can and i like coffee:P........sooooooooooo.......i dont kno what to say now...i was goin to say somethin but i dont remember...hmmmmmmmmmmmmm....i like coffee.....no i already said that one...hmmmmmmmmmm....ah well:Phope u all like this

I Keep Telling You!!!
You scored as Dragon. Dragon: Now talk about a legend. These magnificent creatures are of many species. Some can be as large as the Earth itself, while others are as small as a mouse. One image that comes to everyone's mind is the large, fire breathing Dragons that loathed humans and loved to sleep on massive piles of gold. Not all dragons have a bad reputation. Most dragons are very wise, caring, and protective. It would make a person very lucky indeed to meet a dragon. Especially if they walked away untouched. I admire your wisdom, for you are the Ancient Dragon.Dragon67%Demon67%Mermaid59%Faerie59%Angel50%WereWolf42%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

"pain" Three Days Grace
So what ya'll think of when reading this Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all You're sick of feeling numb You're not the only one I'll take you by the hand And I'll show you a world that you can understand This life is filled with hurt When happiness doesn't work Trust me and take my hand When the lights go out you will understand Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Anger and agony Are better than misery Trust me I've got a plan When the lights go off you will understand Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain tha

It Is Only For Him
It is only for Him that she looks her soul yearning to belong to Him her body burning with fiery desire to become a treasured possesion It is only for Him that she kneels drawing strength from His acceptance offering all that she is or will be giving Him the precious gift of herself It is only for Him that she serves with her heart open and adoring her whole being touched by His presence her eyes reflecting the joy within It is only for Him that she dances the glow of His pleasure her sweet reward enticing Him, showing Him what is His alone the body that aches for His touch It is only for Him that she loves Nothing hidden from his gaze her heart and soul His to take her devotion so clearly shown It is only for Him that she is kajira He gently showed her the way with love and strength and a firm hand a slave reborn It is Only For Him

Fire
She glides on bare feet across the room Material flowing from her willow body She removes the pins from her hair, Long, curly and coppery Their eyes meet, lock together For they are one and know the soul of each Her body longs for the feel of his stroke She waits. He commands. He discards her finery Her naked flesh glows as the candle light dances upon her His hands secure hers, lifting them up His fingers trace patterns down her sides, hardening her treats His mouth suckles. Her desire grows. His manner becomes severe, her moans intensify He grasps her wetness pulling her into him Her legs spread wide for his invasion, his fingers deep inside Pulling her hair, her breasts thrust upward, her firm nipples inviting His sex hard with lust he enters her Their bodies erupt in fire

"play With Me" Icp
What ya'll think [Children laughing, Toy cranks up] Hey [x54] [1st Verse - Violent J] Every year it's more of us and all we do is fill the box You might play with me at first, a couple days, a week at tops Just like your Atomic Supersonic Retro Plasma Car We will all get tossed inside just like the piece of shit we are I will be your fantasy imaginary special friend I can fill you, I relate, with you no need to talk to them But instead you toss me in the box, leave me to rott away Hoping you'll pick me again someday...hey, hey [Chorus - Violent J] Why don't you come play with me and take me to the other side (take me to the other side) Lost under Ann Raggedy it's lonley when your locked in side (It can be so lonley) [x2] [2nd Verse- Violent J] I will sit and listen to your bibble babble jibber talk But when you go in tonight you'll leave me out here on the walk You'll ignore your little friend or trade me for something instead Please come get your dog

Last Day
well yall im afraid to say this but it might be my last day on ct i try to make people and can;t do it no matter how hard i try so if i leave i'll miss yall and to the ones that are friends of mine you guys can pm me on yahoo or msn sorry yall this has to happen

I'm Stuck...need Suggestions Please
So here's the deal y'all....been working on a the third entry for an ongoing piece I have been writing. Finished up piece three and now need some suggestions for piece 4. I'm stuck!!!!!! I will post part 3 here (if you want parts 1 and 2 PM me and I will send them to you). Eventually all three pieces will be sent in for publishing to literotica and I'd love to be able to reference help from the homies...lol. This is the first time I've asked for input so consider yourselved blessed...lol. ************************************************* The drive back to the apartment seemed a little awkward for Beth. Joey looked out the passenger window not saying anything and Beth just kept her eyes forward, lips closed. Her heart raced as she neared her home as neither one had said anything since leaving the park. Beth pulled into her parking spot and opened the door as Joey offered his hand to her. She barely took it as she stepped down. They walked back to her apartment. Beth opened to do

I Didnt Win, But Its Ok!
Just sayin thanks to the peeps that dont read the bulletins hehe!! I am not gonna win the Sexiest Eyes Contest, but I did wanna say THANKS TO ALL that HELPED ME!!! I was in it the whollleee time cuz of u guys, even though my computer is broke and I couldnt be around!! It should be fixed really soon!! I think hehe...so I hope to talk to u all again soon!! You guys are AWESOME!!! I have the best friends and fans!!! LUV YA ALL!! ~Cindy

Be Very Careful If You Make A Woman Cry
This is written in the Hebrew Talmud. It says: "Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib, not from his feet to be walked on, not from his head to be superior, but from his side to be equal, under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved."

Kids Have New High Beware
I JUST GOT THIS IN THE MAIL First, I'm going to tell you a little about me and my family. My name is Jeff. I am a Police Officer for a city which is known nationwide for its crime rate. We have a lot of gangs and drugs. At one point we were # 2 in the nation in homicides per capita. I also have a police K-9 named Thor. He was certified in drugs and general duty. He retired at 3 years old because he was shot in the line of duty. He lives with us now and I still train with him because he likes it. I always liked the fact that there was no way to bring drugs into my house. Thor wouldn't allow it. He would tell on you. The reason I say this is so you understand that I know about drugs. I have taught in schools about drugs. I like building computers occasionally and started building a new one in February 2005. I also was working on some of my older computers. They were full of dust so on one of my trips to the computer store I bought a 3 pack of DUST OFF.

Wolfpack Family Album
Hey my brothers and sister Wolfies I am wanting to start a wolfpack family album....this way you could meet all the family members and guess what, you might even make some great new friends! Just wanting to do something nice and fun Just send me a link to your pic and in the family album you go....Once I have everyone in there, I will open to public and let the bombing, comments, love, hugs and what ever begin....Lets just show everyone who the wolfpack family is.....let keep it clean please Hugs M'Lady Tina

Pit Bulls. I Know This Isn't Popular, But...
Crime and Punishment-the morality of banning Pit Bulls Current mood: contemplative I have become interested, for personal reasons, in the banning of pit bulls. Many have weighed in on the issue. Some have taken the animal rights perspective, which skirts the issue, and some have taken the nihilistic political position that they have the right to do and own whatever they want as long as the constitution doesn't specifically say you can't own pit bulls or grenade launchers. Here is a response I posted to a sincere dog lover that has misgivings : You have some beautiful dogs. I don't hate any particular dog or pit bull. I know they are incredibly loyal and rather intelligent and with the proper owners they are incredible dogs-but so are ALL other dogs. I have a friend with an amazing pit. But what dog raised properly isn't? The problem is that that dogs have been breed and developed for..well for the ability to kill. This isn't the question of a particular dog. It is

**hmmmm...what Do You Think??**
Your Personality Profile You are dreamy, peaceful, and young at heart. Optimistic and caring, you tend to see the best in people. You tend to be always smiling - and making others smile. You are shy and intelligent... and a very hard worker. You're also funny, but many people don't see your funny side. Your subtle dry humor leaves your close friends in stitches. The World's Shortest Personality Test

For The One That Has Effected My Life I Love You
I memorized all the words for you But if you only knew How much that's just not like me I wait up late every night Just to hear your voice But you don't know that's nothing like me You know I wonder how you already figured out All these things that I try to hide All this time I've been hoping you don't find out All these things that I hide on the inside I can't be held responsible This is all so new to me Just when I think I'm invincible You come and happen to me I want to make sure everything is perfect for you If you only knew That's not like me to follow through Maybe even give up all these dead end dreams Just to be with you But you don't know that's nothing like me Hey yeah I wonder how you already figured out All these things that I try to hide All this time I've been hoping you don't find out All these things that I hide on the inside I can't be held responsible This is all so new to me Just when I think I'm invincible You come and happen to me Now I'

Here Without You
As I stand in the middle of nowhere, A place where your presence is scarce, I fear how I will go on, I suddenly feel like a new-born. The ghostly shadows of memories creep up behind me, They don't give me a chance to flee, Engulfing me in their bitter- sweet taste, Reminding me of the mistakes made in haste. The corridors seem empty, As people pass by in plenty, Everyone is around, yet no one is there, Maybe it's because I just don't care. I wonder who'll hold me when I fall, Who will push me up that wall, Whose hand will find mine when in need, Who will I go to when I bleed. The sorrow has been trapped inside for too long now, I need to let it out, someway, somehow, So I finally let the memories engulf me, And this time, I don't try to flee. I travel back all those miles, To all those smiles, And now when the end is near, I travel back again in tears... W

Pussy's Ten Commandments
Pussy's Ten Commandments 1. I am the Sovereign Pussy, which has brought thee out of the dark ages with multiple orgasms. Thou shalt not have other pussies, unless I get to join in the fun. 2. Thou shalt scream the Sovereign Pussy by name whilst having a kick ass orgasm, or if thou is in a playful mood, thou mayest use terms of endearment to describe one so beautiful. Terms allowed are Kitten, Oh Great Wet One, Cunt Galore, Creamy and Delicious and finally, a simple, Oh Hell Yeah Baby, will do. 3. Thou shalt maketh graven idols in my image. Gold is preferable, but not mandatory. Thou must worship me and lick me as often as I desire. Thou shall bow to me and serve me and I will drench you in desire. 4. Remember, every day is Pussy Day. Keep them horny, keep them wet and keep them coming baby! 5. Honor thy lovers, male or female. 6. Thou shalt not kill the idea of sexual pleasure. Keep it alive and keep it passionate forever and ever, a-fucking-men. 7. Th

Help Ease The Pain.
Hold me close. I know you understand. Your heartbeat against my chest echos throughout my body, reminding me I'm still breathing. I can kiss away your pain, kiss the memory of loss and help ease the ache. If you hold me tight enough- I can't get lost in the dark, only lost in you. The darkness behind my eyes of blue is a mirror of yours. We've seen the same past. We've both weathered the storm and lived to tell. We've both had our hearts broken, stolen, shattered- felt as if there is nothing left to lose; Had a piece of ourselves die along with the ones that we loved. I know you hear the same ghosts I do, deep in the night, when you're not alone- but still so lonely. Can my kisses, my touch, my embrace, help you through the dark? Can you help me feel alive again?

~~native American Wisdom~~
Subject: Fw: Indian Chief > > > > >An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a Ceremonial >pipe and eyeing two U.S. government officials sent to interview him. > >"Chief Two Eagles" asked one official, "You have observed the white man for >90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen >his progress, and the damage he's done." > >The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, "Considering all >these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?" > >The Chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then >calmly replied .... > >"When white man found the land, Indians were running it. > >No taxes, > >No debt, > >Plenty buffalo, > >Plenty beaver, > >Women did all the work, > >Medicine man free, > >Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, > >All night having sex." > >Then the chief leaned back and smiled .... "Only white man dumb enough to >think he c

Thoughts
Of all the countries of all the world We have the privledge and honor of living in one that is free. Yet many do not know that the freedom they enjoy is signed and sealed in blood. And those who do, seem not to care. I stand here today ready to make sure that our future generations know that freedom has been far from free. I see politions say this and that, to win that final ballot to win the game they play. As a soldier we have no ballot but a bullet , we load it into our guns and hope that it is never turned against us. Unlike the ballot that may turn against those who cast them they get a 2nd chance, Quite often the bullet that we load into the gun that is turned against us, We do not get that 2nd chance. In all this i remember what a general once said at the activation speech at camp Clair born in Louisiana , During the activation speech the first commander Major General William Lee said and i quote "The 101st Air Born Division activated in camp cair born

Nursery Rhymes Updated
Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ JACK AND JILL Went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses, And all the kings' men. Had scrambled eggs, For breakfast again. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of electric shock. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry. And when the boys came out to play, He kissed them too 'cause he was gay. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Death, A Release From The Pain
suicidal thoughts always ebb in my mind. a cure i have to deal with depression is what i live with, but i keep it in good humors of course. ive come to a crossroad in my life where i cant tell wether im in the real world or a world of my own. this gripping thought always carries me into a fit of anger trying to find myself. ive lost touch with who i am and what makes me the person i am today. i forgot what it feels like to cut a hole into my skin what it was like to burn myself as punishment for the cut. the only release i have is piercing and even that is getting out of hand. one needle hole for another as soon as its in i take it out to make a new hole tearing away at the fabric of my life that still holds strong. deep down inside i am a wreck that can never be fixed. but i am stronger than death i have the will to go on and feel free to spread the message that you can stay strong and hold on. what is life but wrecked memories twisted childhoods and the pain of growing up a shawdowe

Im Just A Cheeseburger In Paradise
Tried to amend my carnivorous habits. Made it nearly seventy days, Losin' weight without speed, eatin' sunflower seeds, Drinkin' lots of carrot juice and soakin' up rays. But at night I'd have these wonderful dreams Some kind of sensuous treat. Not zucchini, fetuccini, or bulgur wheat, But a big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat. Cheeseburger is paradise. Heaven on earth with an onion slice. Not too particular, not too precise. I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise. I like mine with lettuce and tomato, Heinz Fifty-seven and French fried potatoes. Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer. Well, good God Almighty, which way do I steer For my cheeseburger in paradise. Heard about the old time sailor men, They eat the same thing again and again; Warm beer and bread they say could raise the dead. Well, it reminds me of the menu at a Holiday Inn. But times have changed for sailors these days. When I'm in port I

Hello??
life used to be a whole lot more interesting. at one point in time i had completely forgotten what it felt like to be bored. now i find myself forgetting what it's like to truly, genuinely, be entertained and surrounded by people that don't make me feel like a big bag of rotting flesh. where did my friends go? i'm just a little confused. i'm just kind of wondering when they all got together and stood at the edge of the earth and jumped off on the count of three. and why they didn't call me to come along. if you happen to know where they went, please let me know.

My Mood Part 3
to all my friends family and fans;;;;;;;;;;;; sorry i havent been on here much latly guess i been ignoring everyone especially the one person i hold so dearly but guess its part of the territory of worken so many hours, now i dont need to work the night shift but being alone here with no one in person for me i get bored and this is the only way i can occupy my free time so that i will not get into trouble or being alone. so i apologize to everyone and in between jobs i try to get very little rest that i can get, hope this will ease people's mind why i havent been on here, i will write more at a later time thanks

Tonight I Can Write~pablo Neruda~
Poem~Tonight I Can Write~Pablo Neruda Current mood: "Peachy" Category:Writing and Poetry Tonight i can write the saddest lines. Write, For example, "The night is starry and the stars are blue and shiver in the distance." The night wind revolves in the sky and sings. Tonight i can write the saddest lines. I loved her, and sometimes she loved me too. Through nights like this one i held her in my arms. I kissed her again and again under the endless sky. She loved me, sometimes i loved her too. How could one not have loved her great still eyes. Tonight i can write the saddest lines. To think i do not have her. To feel i have lost her. To hear the immense night, still more immense without her. And the verse falls to the soul like dew to the pasture. What does it matter that my love could not keep her. The night is starry and she is not with me. This is all. In the distance someone is singing. In the distance. My soul is not satisfied that it has lost

Study
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately,they concurred on almost all counts. The results: Drink: Beer Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.................. Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends. Drink: White Zinfandel Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she h

Colored Folks--very Cute!!!!
This was written by a black gentleman in Texas and is so funny. What a great sense of humor and creativity!!! When I born, I black, when I grow up, I black, when I go in sun, I black, when I cold, I black, when I scared, I black, when I sick, I black, and when I die, I still black. You white folks.... when you born, you pink, when you grow up, you white, when you go in sun, you red , when you cold, you blue , when you scared, you yellow, when you sick, you green, when you bruised, you purple , and when you die, you gray . So who you callin' colored folks ???

To Everyone In My Morph Contest..things Changed For The Better..read On
hello i started a morph contest and decided that the comment number of 150,000 was to hi so ive decided to put it down to 75000......prizes are still the same though dont worry

Im Back....
Welcome back to my nightmare... my heart is bleeding my soul is dry my tears no longer fall for my temptation is tying me down where is my safe haven? my darkness to keep me safe dark wings to carry me away my pain tripled i am dying an untold death noone is listening to the cries i scream at the top of my voice i stand on the abyss looking to the endless dark will it be my comfort? i walk off the edge and fall into an endless eternity my dark wings spread and again i take flight

Investing Time.....
why when u sincerly put ur time and effort into meeting some1 and being upfront, no games, no lies being completely honest and up front that person shows intrest and and says things to make u beleive the same thing and when it comes down to it they make every excuse not to meet u or spend time with u??? i experiance it alot these days so many weman say they want a good lookin charming nice honest and loving guy but when it comes down 2 it they just keep playin hard to get... i can see why so many guys are DOGS!!! im almost 2 the point myself, im starting to beleive nice guys do finish last... that really suxs!!!!!! well any suggestions cause i try and im a nice guy and i know it and im not bad lookin i dont think so why do woman just want 2 play games with me??? i dont want 2 become the typical guy but its gettin close...

I Can't Belive It!!!
Oh My God, I can't belive it I am in labor(well the early stages anyway) and I am about to have a beautiful baby girl in just a couple of short days. Anyone out there that's a proud parent holla this is the best time of our lives. Yes, it's true cherrytap is fun, but becoming a parent is one of the best things in my life and I truely owe it all to the man upstairs. Ya'll should know who I'm referring to. WOW!!! I am just so damn excited to get her out and bring her home. My little girl. Hey by the way, be nice ya'll and help me get a layout and level up too!

Angel Of Mercy
i pray to my angel of mercy save me before i hurt yet again an empty hollow being trying to take a breath in a world that is drowning i hold my breath and listen to those who are fork tongued and heed my call to play a vicious game of cat and mouse of back and forth and to and fro Play my game and u wont survive a devils wit and razored wings come play with me ill teach u to be strong to have a forked tongue of your own if u can stand the pain ill inflict on your mortal soul ill set u free breathe my last breath into your soul keeping you alive to drown out the others who wound with unnessasary lies give you clarity to keep afloat and be finally free of that which hold you down

Man Raper Facts
Hey all my sexy sexy friends. I have been getting some not so nice emails from people on Cherry. And I guess I would like to say I'm more than a pair of boobies, or a smile that you look at daily. I do have feelings and when people are overly harsh with me yeah it gets to me. Anyways, thought I would share some little random facts about me * My full name is Tara Marie Robbins (I didn't realize until recently that my screen name and my real name have the same initials TMR ha ha ha) *I have a temper *I'm bi *purple and red are my favorite colors *I'm a beach person more than I am a mountian person *I'm from Philly *Someone has recently broken my heart * I'm the oldest child * I sing in the shower, and really everywhere (yes I take objects from around the house and sing into them) *I love people playing with my hair *I am a writer *The Star Gazer Lilly is my favorite flower ( I haven't had some one buy me flowers since I was in high school) * I graduated high sch

Gong Xi Fa Cai!
Chinese New Year starts with the New Moon on the first day of the new year and ends on the full moon 15 days later. The 15th day of the new year is called the Lantern Festival, which is celebrated at night with lantern displays and children carrying lanterns in a parade. The Chinese calendar is based on a combination of lunar and solar movements. The lunar cycle is about 29.5 days. In order to "catch up" with the solar calendar the Chinese insert an extra month once every few years (seven years out of a 19-yearcycle). This is the same as adding an extra day on leap year. This is why, according to the solar calendar, the Chinese New Year falls on a different date each year. New Year's Eve and New Year's Day are celebrated as a family affair, a time of reunion and thanksgiving. The celebration was traditionally highlighted with a religious ceremony given in honor of Heaven and Earth, the gods of the household and the family ancestors. The sacrifice to the ancestors, the most vit

Lonely
my heart is empty my heart is cold i have no feelings so ive been told but do they know me deep down inside the wall is up so i can hide i have this beauty that they dont see its deep inside its me its me i want to love i want to grow but where to start i dont know by diana i give my love for you to gain please dont break it or cause it pain

Wooooooooooooo!!!!
I love livin in a multi racial society!! U get to enjoy ALLLLLL the public holidays for each race!! PH for Malay holidays like Hari Raya Haji and Hari Raya Puasa, PH for Indian Holidays like Deepavali (Lights Festival) and of course PH for the Chinese holidays like Chinese New Year as the Chinese calender starts one month later :D heheheh WoooT!!!!This means a long weekend!!!... Might be gone as might head over to Malaysia.. hehehehe hmmm Malacca...home of the original Eurasians... wooot! ;) Hope u guys have a gd one... Gong Xi Fa Cai = Happy New Year (for the Chinese obviously :P) ♥

Update (about Me)
Hi everyone For those of you who have been keeping up with me. I havnt been on for awhile, i have been very busy. I am engaged to be married on july 7. I am up for managment for were i work, so here is what i am going to ask is for every one to do send me a message. I will be air on danger zone here soon come check it out!!!!!!! Good music and good people! ;)

Thank You
Ok My ct friends and family, You dont get this that much on here but thank you all for being there for me you all know who i am talking about the ones who weree up with me through alot of rough time. Well thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

The Sexiest Playmate Contest
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com I entered THE SEXIEST PLAYMATE (MALE OR FEMALE) CONTEST hosted by ¢¾Boss Lady wit da SeXxXy Eyez¢¾ ASK ME ABOUT CONTEST I'M HOSTING AND CONTEST I'M. I don't think I fit in this catagory, but hey, I'll give it a shot. **RULES ARE AS FOLLOWS** - NO HATING ON OTHER PEOPLE IN CONTEST - U MAY BOMB YOURSELF..COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED - HAVE FUN !! - IF THERE IS A TIE IT WILL COME DOWN TO RATES AND COMMENTS SO MAKE SURE TO TELL YOUR FRIENDS TO RATE ALSO - YOU WILL HAVE TO PIMP YOUR SELF..BULLETINS,BLOGS,BLASTS,STICKY ETC.. This contest starts 2/16/07 @ 1:00 PM EST. Thank You all and I hope you'll stop by and help me out. Mike :)

Nothing Worth Reading,look Eles Where.
It's another night where I can't sleep. Once again my mind wanders to you. I wonder will this be the rest of my life. Alone night after night. I live in a place where I see old lonely people. I can't but look at them and say your looking at yourself. I know there's more to life then lovers and love, but it would be nice to have just one true love before I die. I'm not getting any younger. I've already given up my dream of being a mom, which hurts like hell. But my 20's are almost over. I mean by the time my grandma,mom,aunts where my age they already had a hand full of kids. Like I said I already gave up one of my dearest heart's dreams,I don't want to give up another. I just what my heart dream of one lifetime love to come true. If it ever comes to past,I'd gladly give the rest of my hearts dreams up. Enough with my inner thoughts,lets move on to my outer thoughts. Like my new place. At times it feels like home and I'm right where I should be. But on nights like this one it doesn't fe

You And I
What's wrong with me? Why can't I free myself from this trance? MY life is breakign down every moment I am awake I feel so utterly depressed Like nothing will every make me happy again Why do I do this to myself? Why put myself through this torture? Do I really deserve to be miserable every waking moment of my life? Why should I have to always take into account everyone else's feelings? What about mine? When will it matter how I feel, what I think about my life? It is always about someone else. How will it affect you? How will it change your life? What will happen to you? For once who fucking cares! How will it make me feel? How will it change my life? What will happen to me? But who fuckign cares right. As long as I consider how you will be affected first.

We Know
What path we ever should choose, No matter what the game is, if we win or lose, i know, you know, WE KNOW! Knowing all the darkest secrets, Neither one of us having any regrets, i know, you know, WE KNOW! A love so deep and true, Making you feel good,making you feel blue, i know, you know, WE KNOW! Making the world become as whole, With this special bonding in the soul, i know, you know, WE KNOW! Your heart attached to mine, A feeling that lasts a lifetime, i know, you know, WE KNOW! Tho many others do not know, the bond we have, and we'll never let go. While they are talking bad and low, i know, you know, WE KNOW!! just another inspiration from my thoughts. nad this is reality and not a dreamstate.

Louisiana Home For The Holidays
I was not born in this strange southern state And find it’s weather to be quite queer The cold could chill you to the bone Yet seldom will it ever snow The people too seem odd to me Existing in such gaiety When all around them Poverty is what they see And when the holidays draw near They sing and dance and eat their fill And feed the stranger that draws near And wish to him a year of cheer Louisiana such strange land Gather your children in your hands ©Dark

The Results Are In ..
Well the Results from the recent MUM seems to tell me that more ppl like Silk over lace against their naked bodies.. I think I have to agree.. there is nothing better then just rubbing lightly over skin something soft and silky.. So it would make sense that most nighties are always made of silk .. but why is it then when you got to an adult store they sell things made of all lace.. like someone said it is rough on the skin .. Does it mean that it looks better but is a pain in the ass to wear? Are looks more importnat the the actually feeling of it on the skin? hmmmm I dont know .. but maybe that will be in my next mum .. guess we will have to wait and see! Hugs and smoochies bratty

Untitled (erotica) 3
Grab my hips from behind Take me baby don’t be kind Ride me deep and hard Treat me like a playing card Flip me over and start anew Come on baby you know what to do Spread my legs wide apart Use your tongue like a dart Taste the juices you make flow Hold on tight don’t let go Then climb my body enter me I’ll clamp my legs behind your knee I’ll squeeze my muscles around your shaft The bed will move like a raft I’ll move with you until I’m done Then caress your body with my tongue I’ll make you scream before you’re done And I’ll be on top when you finaly come ©Dark

Take One Minute
one minute to give a hug to show that they are loved one minute to say I'm sorry that I caused you any worry one minute to hold them tight before you turn out the light one minute is all it takes to show that your loves not fake ©Dark

Lonely
i need you like the sun and the moon to bury me deep and sing me a tune i need you like the blood running thru my veins to take my wanting to take my pain to inflict my wanting as a torture so sweet if u heed my call only then shall we meet in darkness and light u take my life with the cold of steel and the edge of a knife tilt the blade to my heart as it sings so sweet like lovers lost in thier world of heat im lost in your soul and lies so true ill come to rise but only for you

My Life Is Done
MY LIFE IS DONE Will you remember the way I looked? Will you remember the way I cooked? Will you remember the dreams I had? Will you be happy after you’re sad? Will you see many people around saying I’m nice now I’m in the ground? Where were they when I smiled and sang? Nobody Called…..Nobody rang.

Earth Mother
Because woman lives so close to our first mother, the Earth, she emanates the strength and harmonious nature of all things." At an Elders gathering, held in July 1991, we were told the Indian woman would play an instrumental part in leading the healing of Indian nations. The old people said we were to look up to her in a sacred manner. They said the Earth Mother would give the woman special gifts of love. The woman and the Earth Mother are connected in a special way. Women should pay attention to the lessons coming from the earth. Men should treat the women with respect, dignity and honor. Our women are special in many ways, they are like the earth as they give birth to the new born just like the fertilized seeds of the plants and animals of the earth. Our relationship is closer than you may think. It is our responsibility to take care of our place of dwelling and stop the pollution of our air, water and land. Many women stand up and protest the polluting acti

1 Starting
Ever since I got certified as a coach and trainer I've enjoyed helping people get the way they wanted to be. I figure I'll post some things on here for those who want a little help. The first thing you want to do when you get the idea of improving is to write it down. It can be as easy as "I want to get in better shape" or "I want to get rid of this fat." When you did that, think of some of the things that would go along with it that you might enjoy. If you once liked going to aerobics or using a stairmaster or just seeing other people at a gym. Write it down. Emphasize the fact that it will be good but it will be enjoyable too. After you did that, do one thing that will move you toward your goal. It could be going for a walk, doing 10 pushups, situps anything that you want but not too much. Make your first things easy so you don't kill yourself. When this is all done, think more about what you might want to do as one of your goals. I say one of your goals cause with any a

2 The Next Move - Walking
Okay, you've written down that you want to do something, that re-emphasized your idea, gave you a better degree of committment. It's a very positive thing, work toward being positive, avoid being negative. You are probably still thinking about where you ultimately would like to go and that is just fine, there are some basics to take care of first anyway. All fitness and ultimately competition programs require a basic level of physical capability, you will be the one to determine how far you want to go. The areas that need to be developed are your cardio-vascular ability, your strength, and your mental attitude. It is a good idea to start with walking. With this I have made the assumption that you aren't doing much at this point. With your car or some other way, measure a three mile route and note the places where the individual miles occur. If possible make that route a continuous circle without repeats. For women, assure that it is a safe and populated area and DON'T walk

Gratitude
As i leave u broken will you call my name an erotic meeting again you call me into the room and tell me to slowly strip for you i do so as pleasing you is my sole purpose I slowly peel off the clothing that surrounds my body do a little dance for me you say so i do come closer you say so i walk with a sway as i know that is how you like it i walk to where u r sitting and bend over to touch my toes pretending there is something i droppped on the floor i know u like me like this kiss me you say as i reach out and touch your face lips parted ready for the onslaught you jump up and grab me by the waist and pull me closer laying me back on the table you part my thighs u unzip your pants pushing your cock into my thigh tell me u want me u say i dont want you i need you is the reply slowly you push yourself into me my back leaning into the table a slow rhythm starts i feel you filling me and arch my back to feel u in me further you pull out leaving me wanto

Puns
Some of these are really punny, so I thought I'd punish you with them. * I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. * Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. * Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. * The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. * To write with a broken pencil is pointless. * When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. * The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. * A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. * A thief fell in wet cement. and broke his leg. He became a hardened criminal. * Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking. * We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply. * When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A. * The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it. * The prof

Ladies~gentlemen*****
have u ever!!!! Been with someone for some time u get along great things could be better but are good because u love them so it doesnt matter then ONE day things feel awkward to u so u investigate the situtation u somehow find out ur significant other has been being sneaky...so u decide to stay even tho for some reason u still love them ...then u find out when u get home they are at some other persons house....u go to there house and u confront them and they have nothing to say except try to turn it on u...then so there ITS OVER!!!!!!!!! Ohh then about mmm sometimes down the road u somehow come in contact again...mind u this person could be ur soulmate(maybe)!! So anyways u come in contact again and they make u feel so happy that they are doing good they have things 95% together which is better than not having anything so ur happy u talk for a minute they start emailing u i m ing u all that stuff and they ask to see u and u agree when u time because u work n its a drive..so then

Emotional Or Sexual Cheating: Which Is Worse?
Any way you look at it, cheating is a good way to ruin a relationship. Often, when one partner cheats on the other, trust is lost and there is little chance of regaining it -- this is likely not news to anyone. But there is more than one category of cheating. First, there is sexual cheating, where the man feels no emotional connection with the woman and is basically only interested in her for sexual purposes and the excitement that sleeping with her may offer. The second type of cheating is emotional, where a man finds himself becoming emotionally connected to another woman. He may greatly enjoy her company, talking to her, and sharing his concerns and thoughts about life with her. He will begin to feel as though he would rather spend his spare time with her than with his girlfriend or wife. In a survey I recently conducted, a little over 75% of women said that emotional cheating would leave them feeling more betrayed than sexual cheating. However, many of the women also repo

Grr
Can anyone help? I'm trying to do a skin, and all I get are total black or total white backgrounds. What can I do so the pictures show? I think they are there, just hiding in the black. Hope someone can offer advice.

Your Favorite Color Is The Key To Your Sexual Life!
Your favorite color is the key to your sexual life! The clothes you wear, your home furnishings and the car you drive all give clues to your sexual personality. The key is the colors you select for your possessions. Most people claim they haven't got a favorite color. But look around you, and you'll notice a pattern, especially in your clothing and home furnishings. The predominant color for you is the one that appears most frequently, it's the one that mirrors the sexual you. A panel of psychologists explained the association between color and sexual patterns. RED: People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be aware. YELLOW: If you tend to favor yellow, your sexual drives are complex and turn towar

What Is Your Zodiac Sign?
LIBRA Very gentle. Nice. Love is one of a kind. Silly and fun! Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! AMAZING in Bed.!!!!! CANCER Great Kisser. Very high sex appeal. Great in bed. Most horny. PISCES Caring. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high sex appeal. Has the last word. Extremely weird but in a good way CAPRICORN Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible. Awesome kisser. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. EVERY PERFORMANCE!!!! AQUARIUS Trustworthy. Sexy. Rare to find. Loves being in long relationships. Extremly energetic. Amazing in bed, the BEST lovers. ARIES Outgoing. Spontaneous. No one to fuck with. Have own unique sexiness. Unpredictable. Erotic. Funny. Addictive. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. TAURUS Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoi

My Beautifull Twins
for starters my boys have hsd a long journy in their life and they only 15 months. it started on nov 29 2005 the day they were born 2 1/2 months early. kaleb which was the bigger one weighed 2 13 and was in the nicu till dec 29 that year. it was a long wiat for my husbadn and i. logan the smaller one only weighed 1 11. i was terrified of him. he was in the nicu till jan 5 2006. they both come out breathing on their own but 4 hours later they neede little help for their breathing.logans only major problem was the jandice which went away after a week in the nicu, kaleb his iv line ruptered and his chest filled with the fluid and made it hadr for him to breathe. we thought we was going to lose him. but now they r both healthy as can be and growing like weeds. im so proud of my boys. they r strong and i hope they stay that way for all times. i have pics on my profile so go check them out. thanks for listening nicole

My Name Is Jess
My name is Jess I am three My eyes are swollen I cannot see I must be stupid I must be bad What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me I can't do a wrong I can't speak at all Or else I am locked up All day long When I a wake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come home I'll try to be nice So maybe I'll just get One whipping tonight I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's bar I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From him evil eyes I'm so afraid now He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words He says it's my fault He suffers at work He slaps and hits me Yells at me more I finally get free And run to the door He's already locked it And I start to bawl He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor Wilt my bones nearly broken And my daddy continu

Broken Valentines
When it comes to matters of the heart, I think my is of broken parts. I try to affection, but she won't make love even with protection. Married to one woman for 30 plus years, for Valentines I only got lonely tears. No more hugs or kisses, I tried to tell her in my Valentine what misses. We go to sleep in our king size bed, but can't find what we had when we had wed. I can not seem to lite her fire, she does not want things I desire. A Valentine's day without kisses and passion, is like other things gone out of fashion. She wonder why I am not satisfied, Without love making why did I make her my bride. Next Valentine's day I will go fishing better that than what I am missing! If any lady is missing it too, come and join my my sleeping bag fits two!

You Give Me Everything
You said i never looked more beautiful than i looked tonight in your eyes i see all i can be and how you changed my life you held on when i let go now all i want is to let you know your love is like a river that runs through my heart and soul it's deep when im thirsty and warm when im cold and when i feel forgotten i come running ot your shore you give me everything and more and tommorows come i can face the morning in a different light you can change your mind 1,000 times nothing will ever change mine the sun may rise and the light will shine and everything will be alright because your love is like a river that runs through my heart and soul and when i feel forgotten i come running to your shore you give me everything and more

My Life
Well guys guess what there is nothing to ruin my life any more except me. Jason and I have not spoken in I guess it’s been two months and I feel great. The love of my life is being sweet then ever and I am growing to love him more and more with each passing day. He is dark and mysterious but not in a sinister way and I take great pride and being his wife as he calls me. We are nothing less than soul mates drawn to one another by our deep lust for life and of course blood. Just kidding guys he’s not a vamp all though I am beginning to wonder about me cause we both love to bite. But anyways back to the subject of my loving husband. He has been an adoring fan of mine for quite some time now and I could not be more pleased with him. I guess you could say I too am his adoring fan. He is the oxygen that fills my lungs and helps to give me life. I know that when God created me he had Jeff in mind. We are perfectly matched in almost every way. We are in fact so much alike that we cannot argue

Catlady Is Pimping Her Friends Again
HERE ARE THE FIVE FOR TODAY. PLZ GO CHECK THEM OUT. RATE THIER PROFILES, FAN THEM ADD THEM. THEY ARE THE BEST. THEY WILL RETURN THE FAVOR. TY VERY MUCH. lisasweet@ CherryTAP Melly@ CherryTAP sandy@ CherryTAP hammerhead~ GIT-R -DONE REBEL FAMILY~@ CherryTAP Eric S. (awake again, sbox back on) the ASpie penguinfan musiclover...@ CherryTAP I WILL BE PIMPING FIVE MORE NEXT THURSDAY AND FRIDAY. BIG HUGS,CATLADY

Joke: Sex Therapist
A woman went to her psychiatrist because she was having several problems with her sex life. The psychiatrist asked her many questions but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems. Finally he asked, "Do you ever watch your husband's face while you are having sex?" "Well, yes, I did once." "Well, how did he look?" "Very angry..." At this point the psychiatrist felt he was really getting somewhere and he said, "Well, that's very interesting, we must look into this further. Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your husband's face once during sex; that seems somewhat unusual; how did it occur that you saw his face that time?" "He was looking through the window at me."

Take It And Repost Please !!
Getting to know me. 25 questions! 1. Where were you 3 hours ago? Here 2. Who are you in love with? Not Tellin 3. Have you ever eaten a crayon? No...ewww 4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? Yup...but I\'ll Let Your Imagination Work 5. When is the last time you went to the mall? hmmm..ages ago 6. Are you wearing socks right now? Nope 7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000? Nope...Damn Klunker.....opps, just lost my bumper 8. When was the last time you drove out of town? 3 weeks ago 9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days? Nope 10. Are you hot? Hmm, You Tell Me 11. What was the last thing you had to drink? Coffee 12. What are you wearing right now? Again, Let Your Imagination Run Wild ! 13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it? Car Wash Do It, cant figure out how to keep the roller brushes from washing ME 14. Last food that you ate? Ummm...OH ! You said FOOD 15. Where were you last week at this time? sitting right here 16. Have you bought a

Movin' On Up!
So apparently we got a cost of living increase in our paychecks this week! That is a nice surprise. Nice way to start out a Friday. That is on top of the raise I got in January! So psyched! Who doesn't love some extra caash in the bank?!

Yah...i Would Do The Same!!
The Obedient Wife There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me." And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died she would put all of the money in the casket with him. Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away. So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband." T

Hey
Just wanted to say thanks to everyone who welcomed me here. I am new to this and still figuring out how everything works. So thanks for shoing me some love and making me feel like home. I love this site and everyone here so far has been great and I know the longer I am here the more i am going tolike it and have more friends.

Just An Update
WELL THUS FAR, I'VE DELETED 200 PEOPLE/EMPTY PROFILES FROM MY FRIENDS LIST. WORST PART ABOUT IT - IS, I HAVEN'T EVEN HIT THE HEART OF MY FRIENDS LIST. I'M STILL WORKING ON THE FIRST 5 PAGES. MOST OF YOU ARE PRETTY SAFE TO STAY =) THE PEOPLE THAT ARE GETTING CUT ARE 1) EMPTY PROFILES AND 2) PEOPLE I'VE NOT HEARD FROM - EVER!

=) Nice
I got this from a bulletin and I thought it had a wonderful message: An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck. One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walk from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full. For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of water. Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments. But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half of what had been made to do. After 2 years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the woman one day by the stream. "I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house." The old woman smiled, "D

Nice Guys Always Finish Last
YOU KNOW LIFE IS NOT ALWAYS FAIR AND THE HERO DOES NOT ALWAYS GET THE GIRL. IF YOU ARE A NICE GUY BEWARE.. YOU WON'T GET ANYWHERE. I HAVE TRIED SO HARD TO BE A NICE GUY FOR SO FUCKING LONG ALL IT DOES IS CAUSE ME STRESS AND GRIEF. I AM EVERYONES FRIEND AND I BEND OVER BACK WARDS FOR THEM ALL. I THINK IT IS TIME I STOOD UP AND SAY YOU HAVE HAD YOUR TURN AND NOW IT IS MINE SO FOR THE FEW OUT THERE WHO KNOW ME AND CARE FOR ME THANKS FOR THE LOVE. I WILL ALWAYS RETURN IT IN YOUR FAVOR BECAUSE YOU WERE THERE FOR ME WHEN I NEEDED IT AND I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU STILL. AS FOR EVERYONE ELSE WHO DON'T LIKE MY ATTITUDE OR MY LITTLE RANT TO FUCKING BAD THIS IS MY BLOG AND THAT IS ALL I GOT TO SAY ABOUT THAT. -THE BIG FELLA-

Now Heres Sum Sexxxy Cherriez
*** SEXIEST PLAYMATE CONTEST NOW OPEN*** GO SHOW YOUR FAVORITE PLAYMATE LUV !! COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED !!! ~~STARTS FEB.16 1 PM EST AND WILL END FEB.28 MIDNIGHT EST ~~ MR. JANUARY.. I.D.G.A.F. MR.FEBRUARY..ARTISAN69(LARRY) MIZZ MARCH..VENUS(SAXXY) MR.APRIL .. DJ LOONEY MR.MAY.. THE SEXY JUGGALO THRILL HAMMER MR.JUNE.. BEN DOVER MIZZ JULY.. MARIA MR.AUGUST..HANDICAP MIKE MIZZ SEPTEMBER..TATTOOGIRL MIZZ OCTOBER..HONEY MR.NOVEMBER.. HSTREET MR.DECEMBER... TIGER

Bitches!!! Got This In My Bulletin And Thought It Was Cool!!
~~~TO ALL MY REAL BITCHES~~~~ (you know who you are) A simple bitch will let another bitch know she can back the fuck up or get knocked the fuck out. *A real bitch will just knock her the fuck out!!! A simple bitch tells you, she's had enough to drink. *A real bitch tells you we need another shot, we bout to get fucked up! A simple bitch goes to the club with you and sits down. *A real bitch goes to the club with you and says lets show these simple bitches how we do it. A simple bitch wonders who your new man is. *A real bitch know that mutha fucka's first name, last name , his birthday, where he lives, who he's related to, what kinda car he drive's, where he works, how many babies mama's he has, and how many bitches he is talking to right now!!! A simple bitch thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. *A real bitch lets you know that was fucked up, but I love ya. A simple bitch expects you to always be there for them. *A real bitch

Long Story And Long Lost Friends!!!!!!!
So anyways I am sorry i had to leave for a little while!! Things here got hectic once again and well i got caught in the middle of it!! But Later on ill start writing again!! Some of my friend have seen my stuff like Jen. She has been the greatest friend i have ever known!! I met her while i was in the military and she knows me inside and out!!No she doesnt know me in the holy way but damn if i had only done something the first time i met her! She knows what i am talking about!!! Those are some memories now!! She has been with me when i was overseas she has always been inside me where ever i go!! She has seen my ups and my downs! I will eternally be grateful to her as a friend!!! Anyways i know i am not the greatest person in the world, but i hope that people can always count on me as a friend!! I am currently working on a poem called Fallen Angel but i am stuck i do not want to keep using the same lines over and over again so i am rewriting it as we speak. Well i have to go

Anger Management
Husband: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you manage to control your anger?" Wife: "It's simple really ... every time you get mad at me, I count to ten then go and clean the toilet bowl." Husband: "Uh? How in the world does that help?" Wife: "I use your toothbrush."

The Patch
Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals. One of them looks at the other one's penis and notices there's a Nicoderm patch on it. He looks at the other priest and says, "I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your penis." The other one replies, "It's working just fine. I'm down to two butts a day."

*holds Head*
So.....after the two scares last night with two bills and the sudden relief this morning I think I really want to go home. And I'm hungry. A little. We had lunch on the boss today but unforutnately I don't eat fried chicken. Too greasy for me. Oh well. Maybe I can leave earlier than the 2 that I asked for.

The Kind Of People We Meet On Cherry Tap?
Woman Allegedly Stabs Man During Sex By Associated Press Posted February 15 2007, 10:52 PM EST TEMPE, Ariz. -- A woman has been arrested on suspicion that she tied up a man during sex, then stabbed him repeatedly with a knife and told him she likes to drink blood, police said. Tiffany Sutton, 23, was arrested on suspicion of aggravated assault Tuesday night at a Tempe home where she and the victim were living, according to authorities. The man, whose identity was not released, told police he had consented to being tied up but became scared when the woman attacked him with a knife. He eventually freed himself and ran away, but Sutton chased him with a pickax, police said. The man was taken in an ambulance to a local hospital, where he was treated for injuries. Police said both Sutton and the man admitted that they had consumed alcohol and drugs prior to the incident. Sutton claimed the entire encounter was consensual, police said.

Two Prostitutes
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on the roof of their car which read, "TWO PROSTITUTES... $150.00." A policeman noticed the car, and quickly pulled them over. He approached the ladies and told them they'd have to remove the sign. Otherwise, they'd be arrested and taken to jail. Just then, another car passed by with a sign which read, "JESUS SAVES." The two ladies asked the policeman why he let the other car drive by without pulling them over. "Well, that's a little different since it pertains to religion." The two ladies were furious, but nonetheless they removed the sign and drove away. The next day, the same policeman noticed the same two ladies riding around town with a sign on the roof of their car. He figured he had an easy bust, so he pulled them over once again. As he approached the car, though, he noticed a new sign which now read, "TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER... $150.00."

Mutiny On Cherrytap
Mutiny on CherryTap Like the song goes.... Don't think you are not Irreplacable, Cause you can be so easily be replace. So to all the jerks, who send threats.... Step to left please upon the plank in front of you. Pushing your sorry self into the murky waters of nothing. To all the players n gamers.... Take a detour to the left too, Upon that same plank, please. No need looking back, Cause no one cares. Now for the sicko, perverts and haters. What can I say to you..... Please see we did not enjoy your stay upon a place that is not for bullshit or games, So please be kind and no hassle, Cause you need to step to the left too, And Join the rest of your sorry friends in the murky water of nothing. Mutiny on CherryTap has taken place.... And we want no more of this from none of you. So we are replacing you, all w

I Use My Office Every Day!
The doctor told a man that masturbating before sex, often helped him last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the heck, I'll try it." He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realized his solution. On the way home from work, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at his pant leg. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?" He heard, "This is the police. What in the hell are you doing?" The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted." The cop says, "Well, you better check your brakes too,

Stripper?
So, I got told by a friend the other day that if I couldn't find a job, I should work as a stripper. Out of curiosity, I want to see how many of my friends think I could actually do it, and who thinks I should just keep looking, lol.

P.e.t.a.
Cute puppies and cuddly kittens gently snuggling in your bed gently licking you. Ah, how animals make even the meanest bastard turn into a light hearted little child. No wonder people want to protect them, they make great companions! They can be your best friend as a pet or your savior if you're blind. But is P.E.T.A. what everyone thinks it is? Founded in 1980 by President Ingrid Newkirk, The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals took off to become the largest animal rights organization in the world. They claim to be against anything that exploits animals and are willing to do whatever it takes to free the animals from such cruelty. They do this by charitable donations made by kind-hearted people around the world. The problem is that most of these people go against PETA's moral beliefs. See, PETA wants "total animal liberation" from the enslavement humanity put on it. Now that literally means that any animals in captivity (lions, bears, dogs, cats) would be set free in the

My 12 Hours Of Fun
The last twelve hours have been incredible. From great conversation to sleep to work. The building across the street from where I work is on fire and I’ve been staring out my window with a large group of colleagues watching the fire men and civilians run around. I am watching the flames while eating my delicious breakfast-watermelon, mango, pineapple mmm yummy, raspberries, blueberries, blackberries…mmm tasty. This is a fun Friday---leaving tomorrow for Mexico….partying tonight….fun fun fun!~ Disclaimer: This blog does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either myself, my company, my boyfriend, my friends, or my cat; don't quote me on that; don't quote me on anything; ok, you can quote me, but I may deny it anyway; all rights reserved; you may distribute this content freely but you may not make a profit from it, at least not unless you PayPal my fair share; terms are subject to change without notice; in fact, they just did; any resemblance to actual persons, living, dead or u

11 Minutes
A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently taps on the driver's window with his flashlight. The young man lowers his window . "Uh, yes, officer?" The cop says: "What are you doing?" The young man says: "Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine." Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: "And her, what is she doing?" The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater." Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple. Alone, in a car, at night in a Lover's lane.... and nothing wild is happening! The cop asks: "What's your age, young man?" The young man

International Disadvantaged People's Day
Today is International Disadvantaged People's Day. Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend, as I have done . I don't care if you lick windows, interfere with farm animals, voteLiberal or occasionally shit yourself.......You hang in there Sunshine, you’re fucking special...

My Heart
Because you live and breathe Because you make me believe in myself when nobody else can help Because you live, my Master My world has twice as many stars in the sky It's alright, I survived, I'm alive again Cuz of you, made it through every storm What is life, what's the use if you're killed inside I'm so glad I found an angel Someone Who was there when all my hopes fell I wanna fly, looking in your eyes Because you live there's a reason why I carry on when I lose the fight I want to give what you've given me always. With all my love my Master to You....Your slavegirl

Average?
In this world it does not pay off to be average. But what is so bad about being average? Who grows up wanting to be a genitor or a bus driver, or a waiter? The stories that people care about are the ones about the extremely poor in the bottom of the pit or the rich and famous. Anywhere else in the middle society doesn’t care about you. Be born poor and die rich you are a hero. What is so bad about being average?

Wisdom
Pity is on the fool who thinks he knows it all as wisdom comes to those who admit that he knows nothing and thus has a lot to learn. Read all you want, study everything you can, you will be wise on those attributes. Intelligence will come to you but wisdom comes to those who have suffered, struggled, and lived a real life.

Wtf Is Going On
can anyone tell me why my cherry level was down to 30,000 and now all the sudden has gone back up to 31.300 and some friggin odd...this is B.S and wld love to know why my cherry amount fluctuates back up when was down. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Dammit!
i yelled at the puppy just now...and i'm very ashamed of myself. i had just brought in the mail, and our screen door is kinda old and doesn't always latch. she has a tendency to rush the door anyway. and she bolted...almost into the street where some od suburban was barreling towards her. i got so scared that i yelled at her...she was so scared of me that she peed a little (Cocker Spaniels have a tendency to lose bladder control a little when either excited or scared, also some times to show submission as well). i feel like such an asshole. i also have a bandaid on my forehead. it's so stupid. i have this pimple dead center about an inch higher than my eyebrows. pimples are such a rare occurence that i can't stop myself from messing with it. it looks like a freakin' headlamp now. i now look like a total idiot. but i think that i'm going to write something on it...something clever. ah hell...gonna nap now. grrr...i am still cranky...

How The Custom Of Kissing Started!! The Answer!!!
We know the kiss as a form of expressing affection. But long before it became this, it was the custom in many parts of the world to use the kiss as an expression of homage. In many African tribes the natives kiss the ground over which a cheif has walked. kissing the hand and foot has been a mark of respect and homage from the earliest times. the early Romans kissed the mouth or eyes as a form of dignified greeting. One Roman emperor allowed his imporant nobles to kiss his lips, but the less imporant ones had to kiss his hands, and the least important were only allowed to kiss his feet..! But the custom of kissing can be traced back rather than that tot he primitive wtimes.. To a mother and her child just like today.. (How could anyone not kiss alittle baby.. aww they are so adorable.. anyways back to the custom.) They have evidence that this was already the case by the sixth century, But ehy can only assume it was practiced long before that. The first country where the kiss

Do What?!?!?!
Ok so I'm new here....be kind all. I've had a really bad week, Valentine's Day is for suckers, and love is overrated. Now if you are really that interested to know what happened let me know and I might tell you depending on my mood.

“what It Means To Be British?"
One of the British national daily newspapers is asking readers "what it means to be British?" Some of the emails are hilarious but this is one from a chap in Switzerland... "Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, and then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And, when they are overseas, in trying to be popular, they pretend to be Irish. And the most British thing of all?... ...suspicion of anything foreign"...

True Friendship
People today, in all this new world technology and thinking, have lost sight of what a true friendship is. So I thought I would help the world out a little and explain what real, true friends are. 1. Friends don't have to be exactly the same. Friends have similarities but they also have their differences. They key to opening up the world of friendship is not only to expand on similarities but to accept each other's faults. Because you can't ever judge your friend. 2. Friends have to argue! No one likes to but it is necessary to be healthy. Cause if you agree on everything, either the government has expanded cloning subjects or someone isn't being true and is trying a little too hard. 3. You have to be comfortable together or else you just aren't going to click. If you feel edgy around the person then something isn't quite right. 4. Friends love unconditionally. They have there little angry moments but what's done is done and all is forgive and forget. Why let something

Irishman & Englishman
There's a guy from Ireland driving through Europe and an English guy driving in the opposite direction. In the middle of the night with no other cars on the road they hit each other head on and both cars go flying off in different directions. The Irish fella manages to climb out of his car and Survey the damages. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Jasus, I am really lucky to be alive!" Likewise, the Englishman scrambles out of his car and looks at his wreckage. He too says to himself, "I can't believe I survived this wreck!" The Englishman walks over to the Irishman and says, "Hey man, I think this is a sign from God that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of such rivals." The Irishman thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. Now I'm gonna see what else survived the wreck." So, the Irishman pops open his trunk and finds a full-unopened bottle of Paddy Powers Irish Whiskey. He sa

Why Do I Even Work?
I sure do not work for me.... I do not have a family to support..... I sure do not have a loved one to share my life with..... So why? I work a deadend job making $7.45 an hour. Worse yet, it's a job working midnights. I have been working extra hours to try to get ahead only end up deeper in the hole of debt. So let us do the math: $7.45 x 40 hours = $298 a week $1192 a month -177.38 taxes -169.47 student loans -211.00 rent -124.00 house bills - 79.00 car insurance - 60.00 cell phone -200.00 loan payment 171.15 extra cash $171.15 for food, gas and entertainment a month. That is on the high end of what I have left after I pay my bill. Needless to say, I do not spend much if anything on entertainment or even try to save money.

Pretending Poem I Wrote
Lets Pretend I never saw you For more than who you are I never got that wish I wished Upon that falling star Let's Pretend I never saw Forever, while lost within your eyes I knew each time you would let em down Every broken promise was no surprise Let's pretend I can forget you When I turn and walk away It never mattered what I wanted We both knew you'd never stay Let's Pretend that this was all a dream There is no pretending and no sorrow You were just a dream I had last night There will be a different one tomorrow

Daddys Poem
DADDY'S POEM --------------------------------------- Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees; a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, e

Martina Mcbride~a Broken Wing
She loved him like he was The last man on Earth Gave him everything she ever had He'd break her spirit down Then come lovin' up on her Give a little, then take it back She'd tell him about her dreams He'd just shoot 'em down Lord he loved to make her cry You're crazy for believin' You'll ever leave the ground He said, Only angels know how to fly And with a broken wing She still sings She keeps an eye on the sky With a broken wing She carries her dreams Man you ought to see her fly One Sunday morning She didn't go to church He wondered why she didn't leave He went up to the bedroom Found a note by the window With the curtains blowin' in the breeze And with a broken wing She still sings She keeps an eye on the sky With a broken wing She carries her dreams Man you ought to see her fly With a broken wing She carries her dreams Man you ought to see her fly

Soooooo Proud To Be Irish!
Only in Ireland... Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in Ireland... Do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. 142 Irish were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts. 58 Irish are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers. 13 Irish have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in. Irish Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents 101 people since 1999 have had to have broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet. 18 Irish had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth. A massive 543 Irish were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth. 5 Irish were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars. AND finally......... In 2000, 8 Irish cracked their skull whilst throwing up

My One And Only True Love
Are you out there???? I think you are. I am tired of this relationship I am in and I am looking to start a new one. If anyone reads this and feels the same way. Feel free to comment or not. Its up to you. And if you happen to be my one and only I will personally let you know. I have meet many people on here since I started. But there are only a select few that I have feelings for. And only two i have a real connection with. So if you think its you, feel free the send me a pm and i will let you know if you are right. ~ HUGS AND KISSES ~ AMANDA

A Soldier Retuned Home
>>>>One of my sons serves in the military. He is stationed >> >>>>stateside, here in California. He called me yesterday >> >>>>to let me know how warm and welcoming people were to >> >>>>him and his troops everywhere they go. >> >>>>Telling me how people shake their hands and thank them >> >>>>for being willing to serve and fight, not only our own >> >>>>freedoms but so that others may have them too. >> >>>> > >> >>>>Then he told me about an incident in the grocery store >> >>>>he stopped at yesterday, on his way home from the >> >>>>base. He said that several people were in the line >> >>>>ahead of him, including a woman dressed in a >> >>>>burkha. >> >>>> > >> >>>>He said when she got to the cashier, she made a loud >> >>>>remark about the U.S. Flag, lapel pin, the cashier >> >>>>wore on her smock. The cashier reached up and touched >> >>>>the pin and said, "Yes, I always wear it proudly, >> >>>>because I'm an American." >> >>>> > >> >>>>The wo

Have Ya...have Ya?
Have ya ever.... Waken up to a true coyote ugly???? I have...it's not fun. Drank a White Russian and hocked up curds of cream? Tried coating your stomach lining with a cap full of veggie oil before a drinking contest...It doesn't work does it? Tried the beach ball sex position? It's interesting and fun when you're drunk. Thought about having a BOB (Battery operated boyfriend) or a PP (pocket pussy) for those lonely nights? I want a BOB like the one from American Pie Naked Mile, it looks fun...lol not really.

Three Dead Bodies
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on Their faces. The coroner calls in the police to tell them what has happened. First body: "Frenchman, 60, died of cardiac arrest while making love to His mistress. Hence the enormous smile, inspector", says the Coroner. Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent It all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile." The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?" "Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one: Banta Singh, age 30, struck by lightning." "Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector. "He thought he was having his photo taken."

Scary
Got to be in America, we havnt got that many cars in Cornwall. He writes: I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out is window and gave the woman the finger. " Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why: I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something

What Retired People Do
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went down town and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break"? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, "Hillary in'08." I try to have a little fun each day, now that I'm re

Am I Ready???
May be getting "real serious" with someone. (If you're a fan of Ray Stevens, you'll remember the 4 stages of serious from his "seriously" movie)It's true, the grass is always greener on the other side. When not in a relationship, I long to be close to someone. Then when it happens, I start doubting it, finding things wrong with it, and wishing for more of my freedom. Tonight it's BBQ'd steaks and Gentleman Jack at his place. Friday night. 50 miles from home. Yikes!! Am I ready for this? Do I really want to try it again? I have a laundry list of "must haves" for the next serious relationship. I was hurt by the last serious relationship (physically & mentally) and figured that if I had a list of items that were "required", I was safe - no one person could fit that bill. Now someone comes along who just might be "it". But then again, I thought someone might be "it" six months ago and it didn't work out. That's when I added to my "must have" list figuring that predic

Aerosmith~pink
Pink it´s my new obsession Pink it´s not even a question Pink on the lips of your lover, ´cause Pink is the love you discover Pink as the bing on your cherry Pink ´cause you are so very Pink it´s the color of passion `Cause today it just goes with the fashion Pink it was love at first sight, yea Pink when I turn out the light, and Pink gets me high as a kite And I think everything is going to be all right No matter what we do tonight You could be my flamingo ´Coz pink is the new kinda lingo Pink like a deco umbrella It´s kink - but you don´t ever tell her Pink it was love at first sight Pink when I turn out the light Pink gets me high as a kite And I think everything is going to be all right No matter what we do tonight I want to be your lover I wanna wrap you in rubber As pink as the sheets that we lay on Pink is my favorite crayon, yeah Pink it was love at first sight Pink when I turn out the light Pink it´s like red but not quite And I think everything i

Favorite Songs Right Now
1. blunt ashes (nas) 2. waiting on the world to change (john mayer) 3. this is how we live (styles p) 4. ghetto mind frame (lil flip and lyfe) 5. lost without you (robin thicke) 6. leather so soft (lil wayne and birdman) 7. until the end of time (2pac) 8. carnival (natalie merchant) 9. dreaming (young jeezy and kiesha cole) 10. old english (game) 11. no apologies (eminem) 12. throw some d,s on it (rich boy) 13. poppin (chris brown)

What Do Your Eyes Reveal About You?
You scored as Mysterious. You wish to hide who you are from all those around you. You find it very hard to trust people. You also may enjoy the fun that comes from playing mind games with others around you.My advice Get out there and reveal the true you if only to one person!Mysterious58%Eyes full of Pain33%Diamond Eyes33%Passion25%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

There Is Something Inherently Wrong With This Lol
SANTA FE, New Mexico (Reuters) - In a novel move to curb drunk driving, New Mexico is using talking urinals to remind drinkers to not get behind the wheel when drunk. ADVERTISEMENT The state transportation department said on Thursday it has put some 500 talking deodorizers in bar and restaurant restrooms in the state in recent days to remind drivers not to drink and drive. "Hey big guy, having a few drinks? Then listen up!" a voice chirps in. "Think you had one too many? Then it's time to call a cab or call a sober friend for a ride home." Transportation department spokesman SU Mahesh said the motion-activated devices were part of an attempt to "think outside the box" to tackle drunk driving in the state. "We have a big problem here in New Mexico. ... Hopefully this will be a humorous and also serious way to catch men before they go to their cars and say to them 'it's not worth it to drink and drive,'" Mahesh told Reuters. Mahesh said the devices, which are manufactured

Cancer What Are You?
Once you have opened this bulletin, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist. Read your sign, then repost this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign and label, or you'll get bad luck for the number of years stated in your sign description. This is real shit, try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there. VIRGO The Virgin Dominant in relationships and Sexy. Someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Very Caring, Smart, Intellectual and Attractive. Loud and Loyal. Very Easy to talk too. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. The Ultimate in sexiness. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. SCORPIO The sex addict Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict fu

#5
Well I got another letter from my babi boi today. He is doing pretty good. He doesnt really like it but hes doing good. Let me tell you that boy definitely makes me think. And he seems to find a way to make me love him more every day. He is the one who always told me not to think of the future yet at the same time he is talking about us having a future together. So who knows. But anyway just wanted to let everyone know that he is doing okay.

Is It Too Soon
well me and my boy have been together like 3 1/2 months now and he suddenly mentioned us having a future. While he was home he kept telling me not to think of the future and now that hes been gone he is doing it. He is bringing up the possiblity of us getting married in the future. I dont want to let myself think about a future and have it thrown back in my face but at the same time I think he could be serious. Im so scared its really too soon to be thinking about a future but I dont know....

Deperately Trying To Understand....
We were both married and had been flirting over several months almost a year, but what do you do when one has fallen in love with the other??? He's the one that contacted me, cause he liked my profile and picture...I guess he was having a mid-life crisis thing and he wanted to know what it felt like to have other women attracted to him besides his wife, maybe there were other reasons... So he found me and my profile and liked it...do i feel lucky now (hell no!!!) We really connected man, at lease i know we connected sexually and we had fun with it through instant communications, we wrote fantasies to and about each other, we even had phone sex at work after hours because work was the only time he could be contacted because of his home situation... he even told me once that he liked chatting with me, being sexy and a little dirty, but more so, it gave me a diversion from my home life...maybe my life became to much for him too...then one day a stalking comment was made, i remember

Block!
Attempting to get down n dirty in my writting, I suck. I worked out 5 paragraphs, and now I am at a hault. Generally it flows. Normally, I have an abundance of words available. Today, I am on LOCK! I need motivation. I need inspiration. Honestly, I need, hmmmmm sex. Said, out there, what to do with that?

Navy Hymn
Anchors Aweigh, my boys, Anchors Aweigh. Farewell to college joys, we sail at break of day-ay-ay-ay. Through our last night on shore, drink to the foam, Until we meet once more: Here's wishing you a happy voyage home. Stand, Navy, out to sea, Fight our battle cry; We'll never change our course, So vicious foe steer shy-y-y-y. Roll out the TNT, Anchors Aweigh. Sail on to victory And sink their bones to Davy Jones, hooray! Stand Navy, down the field, Sail set to the sky We'll never change our course So Army you steer shy-y-y-y Roll up the score Navy Anchors Aweigh Sail, Navy, down the field, And sink the Army, sink the Army gray.

The Language Of Flowers
Florists and floral experts alike will agree that flowers hold the meaning we give them and the feeling with which they are given. Your message card will express the true sentiment of your floral gift regardless of what flowers you send. That is what makes flowers special. They can say I’m Sorry, Congratulations, I Miss You or I Love You. With this in mind, there are some common folklore associations relevant to each type of flower. Here is a general list of those sentiments. ACACIA, (blossom) - Concealed love, Beauty in Retirement ACORN - Nordic Symbol of Life and Immortality AMBROSIA - Your love is Reciprocated AMARYLLIS - Pride, Pastoral Poetry ANEMONE - Forsaken, Sincerity ARBUTUS - Thee Only Do I Love ASTER - Symbol of Love, Daintiness AZALEA - Take Care of Yourself For Me, Temperance, Fragile, Passion, Chinese Symbols of Womanhood BACHELOR BUTTON - Single Blessedness BEGONIA - Beware BELLS OF IRELAND - Good Luck BITTERSWEET - Truth BLUEBELL - Humility BOUQUE

Where Have All The Good Men Gone?
Christ! All I want is a boyfriend. I'm not looking for "love", I'm not looking to get married again (not for a while), I just want to find someone to spend time with, hang out with, have something a little more meaningful than just a fuckbuddy. Yes, I am in the adult industry but me on screen or at work is totally different from the real me. Is it so wrong that i would like a freaking personal love life????

Poems
THE VAMPIRE WITH BAD BREATH I grabbed a vampire by the throat. He drained the blood out of my goat. I took one whiff of the vampire's breath. Then I retched all over his chest. That vampire's breath really did reek. I don't think he ever brushed his teeth. I drove a stake through the vampire's heart, but before he died he let out a fart.

Im Sick Of This
why is it when you tell ppl the truth on here they dont want to believe you they have to run to someone else you know and ask them if its true like some silly lil bitch. my god come on. this is an internet site why the hell would i lie here wh en i dont lie in real life. why cant ppl act their age instead of that of a silly school kid. I dont play games they are pointless all they do is hurt ppl. I live by the rule do unto others as you would have them do unto you. if you dont like it i hate it for you. im honest to a fuckin T. games are for kids .

Nazareth~love Hurts
love hurts, love scars, Love wounds, and marks, Any heart, not tough, Or strong, enough To take a lot of pain, Take a lot of pain Love is like a cloud Holds a lot of rain Love hurts, ooh ooh love hurts I'm young, i know, But even so I know a thing, or two I learned, from you I really learned a lot, Really learned a lot Love is like a flame It burns you when it's hot Love hurts, ooh ooh love hurts Some fools think of happiness Blissfulness, togetherness Some fools fool themselves i guess They're not foolin' me I know it isn't true, I know it isn't true Love is just a lie, Made to make you blue Love hurts, ooh,ooh love hurts Ooh,ooh love hurts [guitar solo] I know it isn't true, I know it isn't true Love is just a lie, Made to make you blue Love hurts, ooh ooh love hurts Ooh ooh love hurts Ooh ooh...

Why Puerto Ricans R So Cool...
Why Puerto Ricans are so cool... We are a mix of the best of every race. Our legal drinking age is 18. We can't care less what other people think of us. We are not only bilingual but we can speak "Spanglish" Our women are the most beautiful in the world, (5 Miss Universe) We are LATIN, and yet AMERICANS Mofongo (that's all I have to say) In PR, any road will take you to a beach..... or a pub. We are the only "territory" of another country with our own Olympic teams. We do everything under the sun... because we CAN! Because even though we are a territory we are still a whole NATION. We don't need to take vacations to be in a tropical paradise. In PR everything is really close. I can call you sir ("USTED"), and insult you in the same sentence. Our Spanish is completely different than any other Spanish speaking country. We all have cool nicknames. We have the best athletes in the world. We make some of the best coffee of the world. WE CAN DANCE!!!!!!!!! They come fro

To All My Friends,family And Fans
promise you my heart? ?I promise you my life? ?I promise we'll never be apart? ?I promise not to hurt you? ?I promise to never make you cry? ?I promise to always trust you? ?I promise not to lie? ?I promise you forever? ?I promise you tonight? ?I promise you my respect? ?I promise to do things right? ?I promise to always be there? ?I promise until the end? ?I promise to always love you? ?I promise to be your best friend? ?I promise you my love? ?I promise you my life? ?I promise this forever? ?I promise our friendship is my life? ?your the PEANUT to my BUTTER ,? ?your the STAR to my BURST,? ?your the M to my M,? ?your the POP to my TART,? ?your the MILKY to my WAY,? ?your the FRUIT to my LOOP,? ?your the MILK to my DUDS,? ?your the LUCKY to my CHARMS,? ?your the ICE to my CREAM,? but mostly.... ?your the BEST to my FRIEND? ?SEND THIS TO 13 OF YOUR closes FRIENDS (INCLUDING ME) IF YOU GET IT BACK 1-U HAVE BAD FRIENDSHIPS 2-U STILL SUCK 3-U R A GOOD FRI

This Guy Was Crazy
Ok, so I was driving with my mother to go with her to pick up my step dad and Uncle in Hammonton. When we were on the outskirts of Port Norris we see this guy jumping up and down in the middle of the road. He was wearing orange, so we though maybe he was redireting traffic or something. But when we stopped, he tried to jerk our car door open and get in the car. Luckily, I slammed the door on his finger as soon as he tried it. But, this is scary, isn't it??

Hey Im Having A Contest
ok men the sexiest abs contest begins tonite and the first prize winner will get a gift a rolex watch and second place will get a mans braclet so send me the pics before 9:00 pm which here that is in 2hrs it starts at 10 so be ready boys ill be waiting for the pics

Orientation
I finished my first day of work at Wal*Mart. We filled out a bunch of paperwork, watched videos, made our badges, toured the store and went over saftey, filled out some more papers, went to lunch for an hour, came back watched some videos, then had a talk with the Store Manager, walked to the security office, watched some shoplifters on their videos, [that was cool], and went back to the office to watch another video, and did CBLs, Computer Based Learning of our specific positions, and I failed the alcohol one 5 times!!!! You need a 100 to pass that one, and I got 1 wrong several times. So I will continue tommorrow with those things, and go home at 5pm. Sunday I begin training on the register, so hopefully I don't fuck up too bad. well going to go PEE PEE, then make supper for me and Ray. --Misty

Hmm..so I Am New..
hey all, ok so i am new with all this. so if any of you have some pointers or whatever, it would be much appreciated. i am looking for friends on here and ONLY friends! so if your interested send me a line...lol

Just Rambeling
Why is it your in a relationship you give it your all and your treated like you don't exsits? Or your treated like dirt because the other person doesn't have what they want. I see so many people in relationships that are basically killed spiritually because the other person can't see past their petty selves to see what amazing person they have beside them. With out going into grave detail...why does someone put up with this and think they aren't worth anything when in all reality they should see how special they are and put the blaim where it should be on the other person!!!

Yay... It Is Friday!!!!!!!
I am going home... been a long day at work this week and I have 3 days off for the weekend. Lots of writing yet to do. I have put chapter four on hold for I am so busy at work but I hope surely to get to it again over the weekend so I can get it done and then on to chapter five. The writing really gets me charged up and aroused at the same time I see the movie in my mind playing of the story I am telling. And so far it seems that the people who have seen the stories so far do like them. So, I must be doing something right. I will spending the weekend reading other erotic stories online to see how other authors of erotica express their characters and plots to keep the reader involved and engaged. Ahhhh... the weekend.

Mean
The meaner people behave, the more hurt they've been. Do not buy into the fact that they are hard and cruel and unfeeling for it is simply a defense to avoid getting hurt. So if you ever meet someone that behaves in such a crude way, remember that all that is, is only a defense, and many times an offense.....to attack people or to hurt them before they get hurt themselves.

'the One'
Entry for December 28, 2005, (THE ONE ) I ACHE FOR THE ONE, THE ONE WHO LONGS FOR MY TOUCH, MY KISS, MY VOICE, MY HEART BEAT, MY SOUL, WHEN WE ARE APART. AS I WILL LONG FOR HER. I ACHE TO BE LOVED AND APPRECIATED FOR ALL THAT I AM AND HAVE TO OFFER. AS I WILL FOR HER. I ACHE FOR A SOUL AND PARTNER WHO COMPLIMENTS ME AS I WILL HER IN THIS LIFE. I ACHE FOR INTELLECTUAL, SPIRITUAL AND PHYSICAL LOVE AND PASSION. I ACHE FOR THE ONE TO SHARE LIFES JOY AND WONDER, PAIN AND SORROW, HAND IN HAND. I ACHE FOR THE ONE, THAT WHEN MY FLESH,BLOOD AND BONES, CAN NO LONGER SUPPORT MY SPIRIT AND SOUL, SHE WILL BE BY MY SIDE WHEN I PASS. AND HER TEARS AND SOBS SHALL BE HEARD AND FELT BY THE ANGELS IN HEAVEN AND THE DEMONS IN HELL. THEY SHALL FEEL HER SORROW AND WILL CRY WITH HER, AS I WILL FOR HER. I ACHE FOR THE ONE, ONE TRUE LOVE, MY SOULMATE DEDICATED TO THERESA" RAVEN BLACK" COACHMAN.THANK YOU FOR YOUR INSPERATION. TO J. DAVIS FOR ASKING THE QUESTION "WHAT MAKES YOU ACHE " . Peace, strength an

Your Teddy Bear
I wrote this for someone special and I want to share it with every one else. Your Teddy Bear: If I died and could choose any object that I could return as it would be your teddy bear. I’d have imperfect sight to see beyond an imperfect world and to only focus on you. With a smile sown on tight to let you know that you should always be happy. Two perky ears, maybe one bent but not to judge, not to blame but to be there to listen when you need to vent. My arms are always open in good times or bad, they are there to hold and hug you both when you are happy or sad. Most of all I would have a heart that is tender and soft. No matter what you say or what you course you take this teddy bears heart will never break. I will be your best friend forever; I would be your teddy bear.

A Poem I Wrote Today Bc Im Feeln Depressed N Going Through Alot
When will it end? things come my way so fast i cant keep up I try to remember the last time i was happy the last time i laughed at someones joke when will all my dreams come true? we will share our lives together,just me and u when will it end? when will i get a break? theres only so much one person can take I pray for just one day of happiness just one moment of complete bliss I try to take it one day at a time i just dont know how much more i can take how much more i can handle without breaking down but i cant keep my head up i feel like im gonna drown when will it end? god if your listening please help. just take some of the weight off i wont ask for anything else

34 ~questions~
Okay this is called "FIRST REACTIONS QUIZ". You have to type the 1ST thing that comes to mind whenever you hear these 34 words. You can't think and go back and change your answers. Here we go: 1.Cigarette: TRYING TO QUIT 2. Sex: ROMANTIC 3. Relationships: LOVIN IT 4. Your Last Ex: I WANNA KILL THAT BITCH 5. Gay: LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT 6. Marijuana: DO U HAVE ANY? 7. Crack: BEEN THERE DONE THAT I AINT GOIN BACK 8. Food: JUST ATE 9. This President: ABOUT AS DUMB AS CLINTON 10. War: HIDEOUS 11. Gas prices: FUCK DAT I RATHER WALK 12. Cleveland Steamer: WTF IS THAT 13. Halloween HIDE & SEEK IN THE CEMETARIES 14. Bon Jovi: HE'S IET 15. Religion: PENACOSTAL, WICCAN 16. MySpace: BORING THATS WHY IM ON CHERRYTAP.COM 17. Worst Fear: DEATH 18. Marriage: I WANT TO MARRY MY GURL ONE DAY 19. Fashion: LOOKS LIKE A DRAG QUEEN 20. Brunettes: I AM 21. Redheads: NEVER DATED ONE 22. Bl

Week 9
THINGS ARE STILL GOING GOOD BEEN SICK BUT I AM RECOVERING IT SUCKS THAT MY BODY IS GOING THROUGH ALL THE CHANGES BECAUSE IT HAS WEAKENED MY SYSTEM SO THAT I GET SICKER EASIER BUT IM GETTING BETTER AND IT WILL ALL BE WORTH IT IN THE END I THINK THANKS TO THE ONES WHO ARE STILL STANDING BEHIND ME IN ALL THIS I HAVE NOTHING BUT LOVE FOR YOU OH AND CHECK OUT MY RECENT PICS

U Might Be A Floridian If...
You might be a Floridian if... "Down South" means Key West "Panhandling" means going to Pensacola. You think no-one over 70 should be allowed to drive. Flip-flops are everyday wear. Shoes are for business meetings and church. No, wait, flip flops are good for church too, unless it's Easter or Christmas. Sweet tea can be served at any meal. An alligator once walked through your neighborhood. You smirk when a game show's "Grand Prize" is a trip or cruise to Florida. You measure distance in minutes. You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one sweatshirt. You get annoyed at the tourists who feed seagulls. All the local festivals are named after a fruit. A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level. You think everyone from a bigger city has a northern accent. You know the four seasons really are: almost summer, summer, not summer but really hot, and Christmas. It's not soda, cola, or pop...it's coke, regardless of brand or fla

"the Journies Of Sir Rychard..."
It was a cool spring day as a lone eagle soared upon the winds of time. Wisps of white clouds coasted along amidst azure skies. The eagle would gently bank right and then left as he searched for the thermals that would lift him to new heights. The vast canyons below were normally deserted as far as the eagle could see but this day his soaring was interrupted as his attention was beckoned by a small plume of dust on the horizon. It appeared as if something travelled along the trail that snakes along the rim of the main canyon that leads to Visonia, the City of Visions. Who dared invade upon the eagles domain? His curiosity bade him to swoop in for a closer look. As he drew nearer the sound of hooves upon rocks began to fill the once quiet of this beautiful day. The eagle espied a lone rider upon a rather large black steed. The rider was tall and slender garbed in well kepted glistening armor, he was obviously a knight but from what kingdom he could not ascertain. Upon the stallions back

Gynecologist Confession
Body: As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB, I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams. To cover my embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing me. I looked up from my work and sheepishly said, "Im sorry. Was I tickling you?" She replied, "No doctor, but the song you were whistling was, "I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener". -------------------------------------------------------------------------- A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?" She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees,

Friday Stuff
Spent most of the day with my son. I had a meeting for awhile so I had to leave him with my business partner's kids for awhile. Other than that we played some games and watched some TV. Got a few calls from potential clients. :) Things are looking better all the time. After all the struggles Dan and I had at the old company.. with not getting paid, and the owners who refused to put in time and effort.. its a good thing to feel success coming. Not much planned this weekend.. just time withDavid.. maybe a movie :) I hope he sleeps past 6 tomorrow.. 10 would be nicer.. but thats only dreaming..lol

Happy Weekend!
Well I hope everyone had a wonderful Valentine's Day. As for me, mine was eventful to say the least. Besides getting a beautiful bouquet of roses, a balloon, a box of candy and a certificate for a massage . . . my sister called the cops on me! lol She's a spoiled little twit who is coddled beyond belief and we're paying for it dearly. So, instead of her staying here and me helping her get on her feet for a decent life, she wants to go home to mom and daddy. . . They came around 11 p.m. to pick her up at the police station, where she sat for 3 hrs. (lol) and I haven't talked to them since! What happened might you ask? She got up in my face, screaming at me . . . I warned her to back off, she didn't, I smacked her in the face . . . I went outside to cool off and she called 911. lmao Yes, it was the perfect end to the perfect day! I hope there aren't too many more like that! Anyway, we are expecting 4-5 inches of snow tonight and I'm dreading every second of it. That's it for now, jus

18 Questions Bout My Number 1
About ur lover in CT and answer all 18 questions about him/her. 1) What's their name? ALICIA 2) Do you trust them? Yes, I trust her with everything & all of my heart 3) How did you meet him/her? My space 4) How old were you when you first met? 27 5) Is this person one of your best friends? shes my true love 6) Say something that only makes sense to you and him/her? what happens, happens! 7) Is this person older than you? no 8) When was the last time u saw them? this evening on cherrytap.com 9) When was the last time you talked to them on the phone? last friday night 10) Are you related to this person? nope 11) Are you their b/f or g/f? yes im her g/f 12) Do you have nicknames for each other? No not yet but i call her baby or babygurl 13) Do you have pics of this person on your cherrytap ? yep 14) How many times do you talk to this person in a week? when shes online or when i have the minutes on my fone 15) Do you think the person wil

About American Indians
Appropriate Methods When Teaching About Native American Peoples: Understand the term "Native American" includes all peoples indigenous to the Western Hemisphere. Present Native American Peoples as appropriate role models to children. Native American students should not be singled out and asked to describe their families' traditions or their peoples' culture(s). Avoid the assumption there are no Native American students in your class. Use books and materials which are written and illustrated by Native American people as primary source materials: speeches, songs, poems, and writings, which show the linguistic skill of a people who have come from an oral tradition. When teaching ABC's, avoid "I is for Indian" and "E is for Eskimo." Avoid rhymes or songs that use Native Americans as counting devices, i.e. "One little, two little, three little..." Research the traditions and histories, oral and written, of Native Americans before attempting to teach these.

This Is Getting Uglier By The Minute!!!!
If I didn't love my husband or his kids like I do, I would probably be gone. Things are getting uglier and uglier by the minute. We went out to get the kids today and her husband came out and took down my license plate number hoping to get him into trouble; however, the car is registered to me and not to him. Plus, they sent the kids to our house with no clothes no nothing and told us that we had to buy them. I don't have the money to buy them clothes. We are the ones that have to drive 45 minutes to an hour each way every other weekend and she doesn't offer to meet us or give us any money. Sure I will buy them clothes, but I will be sure to send her the bill and let her know that is from me and not from him. I will be so glad when this is all over.

Good Evening
Hello everyone. I hope everyone have a good evening than mine. I got beat up tonight but don't worry I am not hurt.. my friends stop her to hit me cuz a friend of mine know if she keep going. I will put her to hospital so they stopped her.. yup I have bad night and anyone can cheer me up? lol :) i am alright tho :) message me or whatever.. t'care

Cummmm On Guys Show Me The Love!!!
OK GUYS IM IN YET ANOTHER CONTEST SO SHOW ME SOME MORE LOVE... IT IS THE PHAT TAT CONTEST... ONCE AGAIN COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED SO COMMENT TILL YOUR FINGERS HURT LOL!! THERE WILL BE 3 WINNERS AGAIN LETS GET ME ANOTHER WIN... TOP WINNER THE JUDGES WILL DECIDE AGAIN THEN THERE WILL BE A WINNER ON RATING AND ONE ON COMMENTS!! HERE IS THE LINK MUCH LOVE MICHELLE AKA HOOVERGIRL

Tv
You can get so caught up in T.V. and computers and anything that is media really. You can get caught up in anything really. How can you sleep if your high on crack...lol a riddle from Dave Chappelle. Anything in excess is bad. Anything can turn ugly. Dosen't that suck for everyone. =)

Startin A New Contest!
Hottest male Piercing! + I need 15 men with any Piercing. + There will be two winners...one for most comments and one for most ratings. + You can vote for yourself and it will run for 5 days. + I dont want any drama but I shouldnt have to worry about that with guys. + Winners will get a VIC gift. + Pics must be SFW. Message me with the pic you want me to rip and if you have any questions feel free to ask. Vamp P.S. If you know anyo guys with a Piercing please tell them about this.

Two Nuns
Two nuns, Sister Senga and Sister Helen, are travelling from Scotland through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield. Aw naw!' shouts Sister Senga. 'Whit are we gonnae dae?' "Turn the windae wipers oan. That will get rid of the abomination, says Sister Helen. Sister Senga switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. Whit ahm a' gonnae dae noo?' she shouts. 'Switch on the windae washirs. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican,' says Sister Helen. Sister Senga turns on the windae washirs. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. 'It did'nae wurk, whit'll a dae?' shouts Sister Senga. 'Show him your cross,' says Sister Helen. 'Aye, that's whit tae dae,' says Sister Senga. She o

Possibly The Best Little Johnny Joke Ever!!!
Teacher: "Children, tomorrow I would like you to give me an example of a development that is currently being built near your home and what are the advantages of this new development. At the end of the class, the teacher asks that all the little girls remain behind for 5 minutes. Teacher: "Young ladies, I have received numerous complaints from your parents concerning Little Johnny's' crude remarks. It is very likely that tomorrow he is going to say something dirty and that is why I am asking you all, to avoid any further problems - that if he says anything that appears rude, I would like you all to get up and leave the classroom." Everybody agreed to this plan. Next day - Teacher: "Is everybody ready with their assignment? Go ahead Anita." Anita: "Near my home, a supermarket is being built. Now my mommy doesn't have to walk so far to get bread and milk." Teacher: "Very good Anita! Yes - Suzie!" Suzie: "Near my home, they are building a fur

Jokes Guaranteed To Offend Someone!!!!
Q: What's blue and fucks old people? A: Hypothermia Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered wives' shelter? A: The dishes if she knows what's good for her Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan. Q: What do 54,000 abused woman every year have in common? A: They don't fucking listen. Q: What's yellow and green and eats nuts? A: Gonorrhoea Q: Why did God create yeast infections? A: So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt once in a while too. Q. How can you tell a macho woman? A. She rolls her own tampons. Q. Why do fags like ribbed condoms? A. Better traction in the mud. Q. What's the difference between a woman and a sheep? A. The sheep doesn't get upset if you screw her sister. Q. What do you get when you cross two black people? A. Your ass kicked. Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance

Just Cool N Down To Earth Ppl..
I'M JUST A SIMPLE GUY WITH SIMPLE IDEAS.. IAM DOWN TO EARTH AND VERY LOVABLE AND FRIENDLY..I JUST WANT TO MEET PPL THAT R COOL DOWN TO EARTH AND DRAMA FREE.I DON'T ASK 4 MUCH IN LIFE JUST 4 U TO B HONEST WITH UR SELF THAT WAY U CAN B HONEST WITH ME..U KNOW THERE'S NOTHING IN LIFE LIKE SOME ONE THAT'S HONEST ..(( KEEP'S IT REAL..

Amusing...
You scored as Bdsm. Hurray! you god bdsm you like kink and love, and you wanna show it with either leather, whips or other things. congratulationsBdsm93%Boobies/nipples82%Gay/Lesbian79%Beastiality64%Tb/dl43%Anal32%foot fetish21%Anime11%Which fetish are you?created with QuizFarm.com

The Boy
He was sittin’ in the corner He was tryin’ not to cry He held his daddy’s picture in one hand A tear filling his eye Memories flashed before him Thoughts of another time Sleepless summer nights and winters before a fire He was always the star in his daddy’s eye. Now he’s gone, he’s not coming back, The little boy just wants his daddy back. He glares at the sky, screaming in pain, Tears fill his face, and as the clouds part he cries: God why? Why did my daddy have to die? He was a loving man, he really was! He taught me right, I haven’t gone wrong! The boy continued through life, never understanding why. He missed his dad and the time they spent. Lessons he never learned.

Ok The Last Of My Friends Well They Are My Family Lol
Freak..Matty, I spent more time with you drunk than I think Julie, especially on my birthday! Why else would I get on cam and send you voice clips just because lol, you made my birthday fun! Thanks because I so dreaded becoming over 30! Porch..I know we didnt get along at first, Jules says your her little shithead, I guess your mine now too ha ha! Just because we don't always agree, doesn't mean that we still can't be friends, you have your views, I have mine ;) Just A Figment of your imagination...hell your screen name is a mouthful and your a handfull, I love ya girl, we need to chat more! LeperKhanZ..What in the hell is there to say about you? You have become an amazing friend very fast, I appreciate the fact that you are honest! Thanks :)

An Attempt.
I purposefully had only three conversations today. The third one went like this: Him: That will be $18.50. Me: I have a rewards card. Him: That will be $13.50. Me: I have a question for you: where am I? Him: Ummm... Me: What town am I in? Him: San Rafael. Me: How do I get back to 101 North? Him: Ummm... Top row: "A Kitchen Witch's Cookbook" by Patricia Telesco, Oakland/Berkeley road map, iolite pocket stone, labradorite pocket stone, sodalite mini sphere. Second row: My Chemical Romance: I'm Not Okay (I Promise) single, AFI: Miss Murder single, Depeche Mode: World In My Eyes/Happiest Girl/Sea Of Sin, Billy Idol: Greatest Hits. Third row: They Might Be Giants: Then, The Earlier Years, Linda Rondstadt: Greatest Hits, vol 1, Anna Nalick: Wreck of the Day second edition, Depeche Mode: Black Celebration, Placebo: Meds. Fourth Row: Moth: Immune to Gravity, Buddy Holly: The Definitive Collection, My Chemical Romance: Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge, Varios Artist

Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well im having fun with this cherrytapping blog making sound listening ppl poking site to me its fun as hell. its like a game the points that is speaking of games i spend most of my time playing runescape its a mid evil quest game with lots of stats to build up in lvls and money to make hahahaha not real money you silly gooses fake money. well look for gtorg1 if ya join again have fun and please for the love of god keep tapping me I LIKE IT lol.

I Think I Can... I Think I Can....
well.. I really DO think that I can keep up a blog. I"m not good at keeping some things up. Other things I"m fantastic at knocking down, but thats a whole other ball game as it were. People always ask how I got into my profession. It's really not that exciting of a story really but I'll tell you anyway. I had a job doing data entry. As bad as it sounds for someone who can type over 60 wpm I was pretty bad at it. I could type fast but moving the information from one place to the other wasn't always my best thing. So anyway... I had a sense that my time there was coming to an end and I hated the job anyway so I started looking for something else. I knew I would like working from home so I started looking for something that fit that bill. I had been doing phone for fun anyway and had gotten those comments of "you should do this for a living" and such. I thought why the hell not? and went for it! I've NEVER looked back. I really do love my job most of the time although th

The Best Way To Love
WELL THE BEST WAY TO LOVE IS TO LOVE LIKE YOUR HURT NEVER BEEN HURT. AND YOUR PRESENCE IN MY LIFE BRINGS WONDERFUL SMILES AND LOVING THOUGHTS WITHIN MY HEARTS. BUT U WANT TO TURN IT DOWN WITH SILENCEY. THE FLAME I HAVE FOR YOU NEVER DIES. BECAUSE THE COMMITMENT NEVER ENDS AND TIS FAR BETTER TO GIVE YOU ALL AND SNOTHER THAN TO WITHHOLD IN HOPES OF A LONGER RELATIONSHIP

Remember # 3
Its Daytona 500 weekend, aside from all the hype, all the drama, the suspensions, the fines, the celebrating, we all need to take a moment & remember that this is the weekend that changed the world of NASCAR, This is the weekend that we lost #3 Dale Earnhardt Sr. on the last lap of the Daytona 500. If you care to you can watch Dales last race in my stash that shows the last lap of that race, I just did and the lump in my throat really hurts. #3 DALE EARNHARDT SR. >>> NEVER FORGOTTEN !

~~a Mexican Appetizer~~ Hot******
Texas cowboy Texan cowboy stopped at a restaurant in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?" The waiter replied, "Ah Senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!" The cowboy said, "What the heck, I'm on vacation! Bring me an order!" The waiter replied, "I am so very sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you ! come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!" The next morning, the cowboy placed his order, and was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!" The waiter sh

~~heart Attacks On The Rise~~caution*****
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies. 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. CONCLUSION Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

At The End Of The Day (and Before The Weekend :) )
Busride was delayed as usual by Friday traffic and full of incident besides, but- got in ok, had a great dinner with my family at a Vietnamese restaurant in the 90s in Manhattan, looking forward to a good and interesting weekend (with a dental checkup probably much needed).

~how To Get Free*health Care*tuition*no Taxes~~
..I have sent a copy of this letter with my name to my two Senators....................... > > > Becoming Illegal (From a Iowa resident to his senator) > > The Honorable Tom Harkin > 731 Hart Senate Office Building Phone (202) 224 3254 Washington DC, 20510 > > Dear Senator Harkin, > > As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue > Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the > Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process > for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you. > > My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to > illegal alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by the > Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's > provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United > States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay > a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years

Never Alone
I feel you in the morning When at first I awake Your thought is with me With each decision I make You'd been around forever Since the first breath I took Now I have to go on alone But for love, I need not look Cause by what you bestowed In our short time together Will last in my heart Forever and ever Although you've left And now walk above I'm never alone I'm wrapped in your love Enjoy now your long waited reward Feel peace that your love continues on What was taught to me, will be taught to mine Cause you live on in me even after you've gone

Need
Need you can lie to yourself you can hide from yourself you can put all kinds of pretty bandages on the gaping wound of your soul but until you stop until you are brave enough to rip them all free and let it bleed and see your soul's deep pain and yearning that only one thing can alleviate you heal nothing you can stuff yourself on emptiness and you will become heavy but not satisfied you can fill your ears with noise and you will continue to fear quiet you can fill your hands with toys and yet know there is nothing there you can fill your bloodstream with things that make you think you're happy but your blood will tell you the truth again when they wear off you can surround yourself with warm things and it might still leave you cold until you stop numbing your soul's pain and start listening to it until you stop pretending you're ok and start to embrace your aching until you stop trying to distract yourself from one need by giving yourself other ones yo

Love
is it fluke or real? i cant descide. at times all i want is attention but what what is attention when all guys want is get laid? wheres the love? do guys love me cuz im a flirt or cuz im just that nifty?! yeah being fat kinda gets in the way. no one wants a fat bitch! too bad i am what i am and not even i would change myself...other then loseing some ass. pants are an issue. even thou the lisa's say it's the magic coffee table ass that gets all the pretty boys! yeah i get pretty guys but i cant keep their attention for shit. like lil josh...he went gay came bak and went bi then to gay...i give up on him he hurt me too much. yuh i still talk to him but i do still have feelings for him as i do for the other ass hole who shall remain nameless and one other who i had an affair with for a year and ended up in a bad way...i was pregnant! heaven forbid i shall reproduce a that time and even now im still not ready neither was he but he has a kid now and a life w/o me. we're both unhappy with o

Rawr!
People suck ♥ Seriously i don't get why people think they know it all, caus really they don't ♥ I smell all good though, just took a prettyful shower! ♥ Mhmm so how is everyone? Comments = ♥ Rate this blog please

A Plea For Help!
This is to all my friends, all of my friends' friends, and so on and so forth. I say that because I'm asking all of my friends to pass this on. (I'll be putting this in my bulliten and also messaging it to everyone on my friend's list) I don't know exactly how to say what it is I want to say so just bear with me please. I am asking each and eveyone of you for help. Most of you... well my friends anyways already know this but for the rest of you this bit is to inform you of my situation and why I'm asking for help. This is true and real I promise and I'll be leaving a link as well to show this is real. I doing this to ask for help as well as raise awareness of a disease called Spinal Muscular Atrophy. Most people don't even know of it. I've heard it called the "common uncommon disease". I have a daughter, and her name is Ariyana. She is the most beautiful and unique little girl you'd ever meet. She was born healthy (or so I thought) and with no complications. She had a normal infancy, b

Pandeism And Sexuality
The Sexuality of PanDeism I think I'm safe in saying that Religion and Sexuality generally don't mix.... when religion enters the picture, it's usually as a wet blanket, a dampener, providing a set of thuo-shalt-nots restricting sex to persons in the kind of relationship authorized by the church, and even restricting sex acts to those deemed "pleasing" to God (i.e. husband on submissive wife, penis-in-vagina missionary position, with the lights out, for the purposes of procreation).... Sadly, most conventional religions do not appear poised to lift themselves from the false dogma of sexual negativity -- certainly they are long way from accepting masturbation, oral sex, anal sex, homosexuality (for those who are so inclined), partner swapping, and all other activities consensually maximizing sexual variety, as the gifts from God in the way that PanDeism embraces these pleasures!! PanDeism may well be said to be the most sex-positive of all religious beliefs.... indeed, the sac

~~anal Glaucoma~~
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well. "What's the matter?" he asks. "I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice. "What the hell is anal glaucoma?" "I can't see my ass coming into work today."

Dont Tell Anyone...
It pointless to tell someone this word believe me! Especially at work, actually it'll travel faster if you add this words. So if you really dont want anyone to know then you dont tell anyone!!!! Is that easy really....

The Poker Dealer
Eight guys in the game at two bucks, that’s sixteen and the small blind folded so that’s another buck – seventeen dollars in the pot and the rake at five percent is seventy-five cents rounded down to the nearest quarter. Burn one card and lay a three-card flop. Round of betting, two fold, five players in at two bucks, and the guy on the button raises two. Three players call the raise. So the pot is two times the two who folded with chips in the pot and four times four remaining in the game. Sixteen plus four is twenty. Add that to the seventeen from the first round and you get thirty-seven. The rake is a dollar seventy-five. I already have seventy-five cents in the rake pool, so I take a buck from the pot and add it to the pool. Burn a card and show the turn. Three players go in for four and the fourth player goes all-in for three. The main pot is closed and I create a side pot for the remaining three players. Four times three is twelve in the main pot, added to the thi

The Man On The Beach- Chapter 4
Krissy set the green cup down on the counter softly. The ringing still in her ears from the doorbell. She could just barely taste the bitter liquid on her tongue. Wiping her mouth, she approached the door. She grabbed the handle, pulling the door open slowly to reveal John, the man on the beach. "Hey, I was walking on the beach after you left and I found this...I assume that it is yours?" He said, showing the homeless black book with the small rips and tears. "Oh my god, you- Where did you find it?" She asked frantically, offering her hand out to take the holder of her thoughts from the strong man's hand. "I found it on a pile of sand next to where we were talking. Out of instinct, I thought it was yours." He said to her, grabbing her eyes with his and smiled. How could she be so beautiful? "It is... Did you read it?" She cringed. "No, I didn't. There's probably something in there I don't want to know." She looked into his tender dark eyes and found herself at loss for w

Nein
This in an excerpt form a song called "Nein" by Ot3p This is also a poem performed as such by her and watching her deliver it brought tears to my eyes. I never understood how someone would think to take their own life till i thought about how good i've had it. Band: Ot3p Album: House of Secrets Song: Nein My pain, my pride, these scars are mine My pain My misery has been formulated into an equation of nein My sanity wrote a suicide note but One of us is illiterate And the other is blind My first act of treason was picking up a pen My First act of love was Finding myself again The hardest thing to do Was standing up to you Now I'm off my knees Now you're begging me please I'm the wound and the weapon The fracture and the Fist

English. . .
You lovers of the English language might enjoy this There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is "UP." It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report? We call UP our friends. And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the Silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car. At other times the little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses. To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is special. And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP. We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at

54 Live's Poem
I bleed the dream with this life I'd love to redeem I got inner children within me from this hell I evade I blame the seed's that made me Sometime's I feed the crop this tear of life From gun's to blade's to battle's to strife/ I fucking love it This opaque window in my head Screaming for a new dawn awaiting the dead to transcend God-Send this chaos to order The theories we speak The dream's we dream The voice's we hear The soldier's The gun's Oh how we fear. Speak this truth Breathe this feebleness Exhale this talent I'll never place down my life without a fight Rosary bead's to hold Rip the tongue that speak's the untold. I'm dead already I have no fear I feast on your heaven I'm the deadly sin's of seven. Reap this life I fucking love it Reap this body I love it I'll fight till I die 54 coming ballistic at your front door. You bring the flower's And I'll set the casket The execution my signature Your blood is the ink The pavement is the

New Virus....
I was due for an appointment with the gynaecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am . I had only just packed everyone off to school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pyjamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in 'that area' to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the roo

Zzz...
Whew! I've just finished my 24 HOUR LONG CQ duty. It's basically just sitting at the front desk of where we live and keeping the peace. Damn it's boring! I also have staff duty on monday, but I got Tuesday off. Good news is that it's over with and I can get back to enjoying the weekend. But 1st I need some sleep. Thanks for all my new visitors. I promise I'll check you all out when I wake up. That's all I got for now. Nighty night!

I Got A Job :)
I just wanted to say that I got a job today :) After about 7 months of REALLY trying hard to get a job. I will be working night shift as a direct care giver for mild-moderate mentally handicapped people... And many millions of thanks go out to my baby Matt aka Borsey because he always believed in me and was really positive, even when I was negative about it. :) I start next week.

Lets Chat!
So i have this friend who lied to me, and anthony kinda sorta told them where to go, cause he was protecting me, which was the right thing to do, Thusly i love him even more ♥ Hes my heart mhmm be jealous ♥ ♥ &hearts So i better put my laptop on the charger haha its 2 seconds away from dying. I wish the certain drama with a cowardless user would stop but i doubt it, hes an old faggot ♥ And Yes i hope he reads this. All i asked for is my stuff back, how hard is that? Considering YOU DIDNT PAY FOR it i did. And i worked my ass off for the other stuff. So you know what FUCK YOU. And yes im saying that not anthony. You wanta send me text messages at 6 am, saying bullshit, then bitch fuck you. ♥ I am so sick of bullshit. God get over yourself. Oh whatever. Just remember cupcake, HELL ON EARTH ♥ Rate my blog please. And remember SAY NO TO OLD PERVS!

The Truth
Perversion of a truth I'm stuck there, (Inside of lies buried in me, why) Alone Born into a world never asked to be here (Try to forget truth doesn't exist, truth) (It doesn't exist, it doesn't exist, truth) Maybe we're all the children of a star, Misguided in direction, our misdirection Pardon me while I pray for light I'm not the only one, that walks between the rain, there are many. I'm not the only one, When everything is lost that doesn't surrender Perversion of a truth I'm stuck there (Inside of lies buried in me, why) Alone Blind walking through a world I never asked to be here Versions of the truth... I'm not the only one... Lies!

Want A Morph Made???????
hey i finally figured out the whole morph thing finally..im still very rusty but im learnin as i go...im all excited to get goin.need a morph?i need practice..........it might get overwelming though.with lots of peeps askin but ill make ya ll one...just please rate my default photos for me if ya havent.ill really apreciate it thanks to all who have bye bye

Introduction Continued..untitled Still
She wasnt cold from the rain yet, which wasnt odd for her. In fact she was really warm and finally starting to relax as she thought, "My mother wasnt there, who is she to say it's my fault it was attacked and raped? No one that's who!" So she finally started to unclench her fists, until her brother Daniel shouted at her. "Moira, what are you doing up there? Ma's looking for you!" Daniel was mother's favorite and could do no harm in her eyes. Boy was mom blind. He was the party animal and loved his ladies. Moira kept his secrets, and lied for him to mom. Mom was none the wiser to any of his shenanegans. "Tell ma that im taking some time to relax, and she knows the rain does that for me." Moira was in no mood to deal with her mother, and she needed some time to herself. "Sis what are you up to?" Daniel asked nervously. His skin was getting goosebumps from both the cold and the steel reserve in her voice. He was afraid of what was to come. "T

Adhd
What is Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD)? ADHD refers to a family of related chronic neurobiological disorders that interfere with an individual's capacity to regulate activity level (hyperactivity), inhibit behavior (impulsivity), and attend to tasks (inattention) in developmentally appropriate ways. The core symptoms of ADHD include an inability to sustain attention and concentration, developmentally inappropriate levels of activity, distractibility, and impulsivity. Children with ADHD have functional impairment across multiple settings including home, school, and peer relationships. ADHD has also been shown to have long-term adverse effects on academic performance, vocational success, and social-emotional development. Children with ADHD experience an inability to sit still and pay attention in class and the negative consequences of such behavior. They experience peer rejection and engage in a broad array of disruptive behaviors. Their academic and social difficult

Music/lyrics
"Ride The Wings Of Pestilence" Hiding behind the shadows I'll be waiting in the dark to drive this blade straight through your heart I'll drag your body to the car as blood races down my arm I think everyone will wonder where you are (tonight) I'll hide you in my walls your body will never be found I'll wear your skin as a suit Pretend to be you, your friends will like you more than they used to Dear diary my teen angst bullshit has a body count (count) I believe it's 6 going on 7 now (7 now) I've been dreaming about you in a pool of your own blood with your eyes gouged out by the work of my thumbs the scent of your insides from under the floorboards the perfect perfume for settling a score. I'll hide you in my walls your body will never be found I'll wear your skin as a suit Pretend to be you, your friends will like you more than they used to Pretend to be you, your friends will like you more than they used to Ride the wings of.... Ride the wings

Music/lyrics 2
"My Mercy" When I die I'll die with my mercy, when she cries I'll cry with her, in my life See I've loved an angel My mercy my mercy Such a glance, the softest of skin Wax dripping, so paper thin Remember oils, positions of plenty Well this memory, how it still haunts me We are love We are love When I die, I'll die with my mercy And when she cries, I'll cry with her And in my life, see I've loved an angel My mercy eternal to me We are love, we are made of many We are two, we are made of few You've taken my life and left me to blame You will never understand the shame I will die for my mercy, can't you see Eternally eternally We are love, we are made of many We are two, we are made of few We are made of few

A Sex Storie Called Spank
had a dream last night, I know not the most original of first lines but stick with me: I promise it gets better. I was walking down a long corridor with a lush red carpet and orange toned walls; people were milling all around me, entering doors or just walking like me. It was a while before I started noticing the signs on the doors I was walking past. WATERSPORTS HORSE RIDING FOOD They all seemed quite innocent at first, then the signs started to become more blatant BONDAGE ANAL RAPE I watched people as they marched confidently into these rooms until I came upon one that made me look twice. SPANKING I felt undeniably drawn to this room, as if there was a force pulling me on. I walked forward and opened the door quietly and slowly, my heart thumping and my nipples hard with excitement and curiosity. As I walked in I could see nothing ahead of me, the room was quite dark and I couldn't hear anything, my heart started to beat harder as I felt more s

Rise Up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Somewhere a good man must rise from the young ones among us.I rebelbreed am geting old!!!! "Will you ever begin to understand the meaning of the soil beneath your very feet? From a grain of sand to a great mountain, all is sacred. Yesterday and tomorrow exist eternally upon this continent. We natives are the guardians of this sacred place. We lived on our land as long as we can remember. The land was owned by our tribe as far back as memory of men goes. We are truly unique things because we are the descendants of our ancestors and we are the ancestors of our descendents. "Listen to the air. You can hear it, feel it, smell it, taste it.", "Animals are part of us, part of the Great Spirit. The winged and four-legged are our cousins...There is power in the buffalo. There is power in the antelope. There was great power in a wolf, even in a coyote. To us, life, all life, is

Fight ..
Jelly Baby walks into a bar and starts talking to a Smartie. After a few beers the Smartie says, "Ere, a bunch of us are heading to that new club, fancy tagging along?" The Jelly Baby says, "No mate, I'm a soft centre, I always end up getting my head kicked in." So Smartie says, "Don't worry about it, I'm a bit of a hard case, I'll look after you." Jelly Baby thinks about it for a minute and says, "Fair enough, as long as you'll look after me", and off they go. After a few more beers in the club, three Lockets walk in. As soon as he sees them, Smartie hides under the table. The Lockets take one look at Jelly Baby and start kicking him, breaking cola bottles over his little jelly head, lamping him with little sugary chairs, and generally having a laugh. After a while they get bored and walk out. Jelly Baby pul

Driving Round
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a 'drop off' (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping horse which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is another galloping horse. Both horses are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation ??? Scroll down ;) v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v * Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round. *

A Dark Angel
twisting and turning wreathing in pain i call out to you but my cry is in vain a cut so soft and a red crimson tide is all licked away as u come for my ride to heaven or hell with bittersweet tears a pain ill inflict keeping you over the years no love just a lust an unquenchable thirst for your soul's what i need and you wont be my first as wings sprout forth i begin to take flight and carry your soul to the dead of the night No mortal shall feel my endless pain from which i will save you if you call my name i return to the dark from where i arise to sleep till next night when i hear your cries

You Are Important
You are important In moments of doubt, you may say it aloud I’m nobody special, a face in the crowd I wont be remembered for the things I’ve said I’ve little to show for life that ive led Well listen to me, get your head off your chest, Don’t judge your importance by fame and success You’ve set yourself standards and values off worth Your loved and considered the salt of the earth For the genuine feelings that set you apart And the caring affection That springs from your heart With the warmth and wisdom In words that you speak, These are talents that make you unique, Plus one added extra required of a star You’re the last one to know How important you are.

Friends
I have been sad for so long Out of the light comes a friend and gives me hope Friendship is very clear and I’m so glad their here Take one day at a time and see where it goes But at least it will get me hoping that I can share my thoughts and dreams Not to get laughed at and a understanding that the two of us can share The world is big but so near, by this by of commutation Two people so different but not when it comes to wanting a friend So please lets be friends and share what the world can teach us. Thank you my dear friend, until I put fingers to the keyboard.. Waiting for news of you

The Secret!
Good morning/good afternoon, everyone! My friend Stacey gave me a copy of The Secret to watch! Just finished watching it, actually. What an incredible piece of work! Please, find yourself a copy (DVD) of The Secret and watch it. This is life changing information, my friends! I've always tried to be careful what I "speak into existence." The Secret takes it to a totally higher level. I'm not always as careful as I should be; usually, I'm pretty optimistic. But I have a tendency to frame my thoughts from a negative perspective! That is going to stop!! Do yourself a favor, watch The Secret! It will make your life so much better, so much more abundant! I'm off to watch the store for friend Paula today! Just from 10 to 2 - not too bad for a Saturday. Have a wonderful day, everyone! Much love and warm hugs to all! Blessings all over the place, lol! I'll be back online this afternoon.

Delusional
Delusional So Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy are locked in a passionate threesome involving whips, chains, leather and spandex on a beach in Africa. They break from their lovemaking only to mine for diamonds so they can support their cocaine habit that keeps them all bouyant and happy all year long. Meanwhile the jolly green giant and Paul Bunyon are having a secret affair that started when Brokeback Mountian made it okay for strapping young men to diddle each other as long as they are wearing cowboy hats and Wrangler jeans. Mother Earth has divorced Father time because she caught him cheating on her with his secratery the Blair Witch. The Leprahcauns and the Trolls are locked in a religious war over a sacred tree that borders both ther lands. President Bush is now investigating the possability of nuclear arms involvement and plans to deploy 100,00 more troops to keep the peace. Jesus has returned from his three year sabbatical of caring for AIDS

The Turnaround
The heart has a habit of remaining fickle as a female. She is never satisfied. She is never sated in her quest to quench her desires. Instead she devours every tear and sighs in malcontent at your loneliness. She quivers at his touch and trembles when his kiss pierces your soul. She giggles incessantly when his words turn to chills that course through your body. She holds her breath when his gaze seems to pierce straight through you and into her. Though she remains vain to the end in her beleif that his heart whispers to her alone, she holds a vigilant guard, knowing that bliss is mearly temporary. She shatters when he walks away, vomiting tears and sighing in disgust. She quivers in anger and trembles as grief wracks her senses. She giggles at images of his demise and it gives her chills to dream of her revenge. She holds her breath to control her rage and blocks the pathetic whispers to forgive and forget. She let her guard down again. Just

Another Empty Photo
I want to write Something Just for you But I’d rather Say it I can rewrite A thousand words But I don’t want To delay this See, I’ve got This thought One of those BIG ideas I think about Procrastinating But I would hate To leave you waiting If you hear it You won’t need To wonder What it’s all About You’ll hear me Read it Out loud

3 Don't Stop, Keep Progressing
So you've written down your desire to get in shape. You've also written down the fun things you expect to encounter as you move along. You measured a three mile loop to do your walking on and you've started walking. That's a good start because it will give you a stronger resolve to continue and it will not place an unreasonable demand on you too early. That is one of the worst things that people do on their way to getting in shape, they expect to undo years of bad things with a few workouts, it doesn't work like that. This is the main reason that I always advocate make sure that you're having fun, start slow, keep progressing and don't stop. In the same way that you go to work or school every day, do your workout. It won't take real long. Your three mile walk may take an hour if you're walking very slow. When I train people in a gym and they are going after a fairly aggressive goal, I only expect small gains after the first month. Please don't get on the scale everyda

Untitled
How can you expect respect from yourself, don't expect respect from anyone else? Do it for you, do it for yourself, cause in the end it'll be waiting there for you. Don't take shit, stand up for yourself, don't do it for wealth.Don't do it for anyone else. Look in the mirror now, don't you want something more then just self respect? Something more, then just lookin back with regret?

One Flaw
Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run

Im An Leo
Once you have opened this, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist. Read your sign, then forward in a new email with your zodiac sign and label, or you'll get bad luck for the number of years stated in your sign description. This is real shit, try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there. .:VIRGO:. The Virgin Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. .:SCORPIO:. The sex addict Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT k

Dod Deploys 1,000 Troops As House Passes Resolution Condemning Troop Surge --army Unit's Deployment Accelerated
DoD Deploys 1,000 Troops As House Passes Resolution Condemning Troop Surge --Army Unit's Deployment Accelerated 16 Feb 2007 The 3rd Infantry Division Headquarters, based in Fort Stewart, Ga., will deploy to Iraq sooner than originally scheduled, DoD officials announced today. The unit was scheduled to begin its deployment in June, but will now begin its deployment in March. This three-month acceleration affects about 1,000 servicemembers. http://www.defenselink.mil/News/NewsArticle.aspx?id=3092

A Good Day At The Beach
This was my first time,do you remember your first time ? The Beach I was walking along the beach, enjoying the quiet and the late summer sun. I came up to a sea wall; a huge pile of rocks stretching the whole length of the beach. It was built to stop the sea washing all the sand right along the beach. I looked up at the wall of rocks, climbing fifteen feet above me. As children we had always been told not to climb these walls, the loose rocks could slip and fall, taking you with them. But young men like to ignore danger and I started to climb up the large stones. As I got to the top of the wall, I looked over at the next stretch of beach. The sea had pushed the sand against the wall and the drop on the far side was only two feet or so. As I climbed over, I noticed that the beach wasn't empty. A naked woman lay on a blanket, sunbathing. She was very close to the wall, which was why I hadn't seen her earlier. She looked to be in her late twenties or early thirti

For Meshull...
seasons come and seasons go some with rain others with snow no matter the weather will we stay together yet dare i say forever because no one knows what forever will bring for angels & demons alike will eneter your life with karma and chaos they will try to rule but be strong my love carry your head high let every one see you cry to know your pain that flows through you ware your scares with pride for i am here by your side hands cluchted tightly we jump together notthing to lose noting to gain in my heart you will remain your love is what runs through my veins... i love you meshull!

Introduction-part 3
Their parents jaws dropped, and Thomas' mouth clamped shut. He decided that she needed her space in order to calm down. She was the spitting image of him. He was erily silent. He decided that if she needed her space, she would get it, and his wife would not intrude. Just then, Michelle exclaimed, "She's not going anywhere! I love her! Why would she do this to me? Daniel! What did you say to that impatient girl?" She was going into hysterics, and crying, which is what Daniel anticipated. Daniel then stated, "Mother, dear, " "It is your fault you goddamned bitch! If you wouldn't have made her believe that the rape was her fault this never would have happened! You are the reason that she cant stand living in this house! How dare you not believe her and treat her with disdain! She wasn't ready for sex, and you just want her to open up her legs, acting like the common slut you are! If you don't talk to her and calm her down, I will not come home, no matte

My Other Blog Entries On 360
THE SORCERESS I FEEL YOU STANDING THERE IN THE SHADOWS YOUR KEEN SENSES BROUGHT YOU TO ME, WHY? WHY ARE YOU SO INTRESTED IN ME? I AM NOT A CREATURE LIKE YOU,I AM MERELY MORTAL DOES IT BOTHER YOU THAT I SENSE YOUR NEARNESS? MY LACK OF FEAR CONFUSE YOU? WHY SHOULD I FEAR YOU, YOU DO NOT WISH ME HARM. I SENSE THAT YOU WISH TO FEED MORE THAN ONE HUNGER FROM ME WICH IS MORE POWERFUL, THE DARK HUNGER OR THE HUNGER OF YOUR COOL FLESH? I SMELL THE MUSK OF YOUR PASSION, FEEL THE HEAT OF YOUR DESIRES. WONT YOU COME TO ME, LET ME SEE YOU, LET ME STAUNCH YOUR HUNGERS. CAN YOU SMELL MY DESIRE? WOULD YOU SHY FROM MY TOUCH? I SHOULD FEAR YOU SHOULD I NOT? I DON'T ALL I WANT IS TO TASTE YOUR FLESH,SAMPLE YOUR KISS. LET ME FEED MY RAVENOUS APPETITE UPON YOU, I WILL LET YOU TAST OF MY ESSENCE. MY LIFE ENERGY IS YOURS SHOULD YOU FIND THE COURAGE ONLY TO ASK. TOUCH ME DARK PRINCE, LET ME SHARE THE SUNLIGHT WITH YOU THROUGH MY SWEET YOUNG FLESH.

Who Are You And Why Do My Nipples Hurt?
court tv at peabodys... random other shit... and more... so pardon the drunkeness as i'm kinda hammered thanks to peabodys... and the (i dont remember howm any shots were fed to me by hot girls tonight) drinks at the club... but tonight was insane... I show up at 530 to shoot a few of the staff for a local magazine highlighting local bars... well COURT TV is there videotaping the whole thing so im already off mygame but damn near entertained... I shoot anette, sam and courtney behind rockstar and after about an hour I pack up... well hours later im half hammered and julia shows up half hookered out and looking to party... little did I know I was going to be cockblock for the night... a few bands play and I lose count of what drink im on and all of a sudden i notice im not walking straight... penny, who i haven't seen in a while, was there with nikki... and of course the harassment beigns instantly (and without drama)... so that turns into foul play pretty quickly and

Threesomes World Of Warcraft And French Boyfriends
So threesomes, I had one yesterday did you? It's horrible when you go into one and you have no clue how the third wheel looks, and then when you finally see them and all of your fears have been confirmed you want to get out but you can't because well... you promised. Meh. Anyways. I discovered last night that, Yes! I am insatitable... two people and 5 hours later I was the only one that didn't want a break. I think I'm proud of myself. Maybe. However before all of that the night was filled with nothing but talk of World of War Craft which... made me want to pull out my hair and burst my ear drums. Oh and Azzie took pictures... I asked him not to and he still did.... meh. And I finally found something to do with the shitty sucky Liquor from spain that Azzie's parents gave us. If you mix it with cola it tastes like carmel, and is very yummy and hits you like a sledge hammer. I shall call it a French Boyfriend. ::end transmission::

Bit The Update
No, did not bite the update. Had a barber appt. this morning, also bought some trimming equipment. Later today going to a support group, and then to a Chinese New Year party held by some very long-time friends. Right now listening to some of last Tuesday's BBC 3 Tchaikovsky Experience programming (really should listen to last Saturday's, as it will be going off the server... let's see... yep, listening to http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio3/tchaikovskyexperience/pip/sfq4s/ now (Tchaikovsky's 1865 B-flat quartet movement, Stravinsky's concertino, etc. - then lunch, etc. :) ) Dad's now an ex-dentist so dental appt tomorrow will be with someone else. That's ok too :) Monday, fairly regular appt. with prescribing doctor (mostly for certain kinds of medications; she's related but also an excellent doctor). Should be a pretty good weekend.

United States Marine
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is th

Seamstress
One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?" The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family.The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with pearls. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked The seamstress replied, "No." The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a silver thimble ringed with sapphires. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, "No." The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy. Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank,

How To Cut The Amount Of Gas We Use
Plan A: Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. If you think this is a good solution to both the problems, forward it to your friends. I just did. __________________________________________________ Plan B: Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq . Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better

Out Of Control
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Pot Of Gold
"Pot Of Gold" Julie Roberts All alone in a café I watch the world rushin' by They're all dreamin' 'bout dollars and thinkin' 'bout Mountains that they have to climb A woman checks her reflection A man straightens his tie They wear troubled expressions and meanwhile I just sit here and smile You can chase all the sliver If you need riches to hold You can run after rainbows 'Cause I just found my pot of gold I just met him last weekend We've been out a few times And it may seem too soon, but when he kissed me I knew that He was my purpose in life You can chase all the silver 'Cause I've found somethin' to hold You can run after rainbows 'Cause I just found my pot of gold You can chase all the silver 'Cause I've just found my soul You can run after rainbows 'Cause I just found my pot I just found my pot I just found my pot of gold All alone in a café I watch the world rushin' by They're all dreamin' 'bout dollars and meanwhile I just sit here and smile

Comment And Rate Me Till Your Fingers Hurt Pleaseee
OK GUYS IM IN YET ANOTHER CONTEST SO SHOW ME SOME MORE LOVE... IT IS THE PHAT TAT CONTEST... ONCE AGAIN COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED SO COMMENT TILL YOUR FINGERS HURT LOL!! THERE WILL BE 3 WINNERS AGAIN LETS GET ME ANOTHER WIN... TOP WINNER THE JUDGES WILL DECIDE AGAIN THEN THERE WILL BE A WINNER ON RATING AND ONE ON COMMENTS!! HERE IS THE LINK MUCH LOVE MICHELLE AKA HOOVERGIRL

What Is Love?
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com Love is not the act of sex nor mere passion. It is carrying within you the hunger for another's company, their nearness, their laughter. Sex can be found anywhere and everywhere but that special connection is a rare thing. The hunger that burns deep within your soul that captivates the soul. "Seduce my mind and you can have my body, find my soul and I am yours forever". Annette Hasalone copyright 2/2007

Self-help
I got this off a friend of mines web site and it struck me as a good thing. Enjoy! Improve Your Self Confidence in 15 Minutes By Mark Tyrrell Creative Director of Hypnosis Downloads I used to be frighteningly lacking in confidence in social situations. And although people who know me now would never believe it, I used to doubt myself so much that I literally had to learn confidence until it became a natural part of me. I can tell you: relaxed optimistic confidence is just, well, so much more fun! Here I'll tell you about the things that made the most difference to my confidence levels... Some people have naturally high levels of confidence but everybody can learn to be more confident. Firstly, it's important to get a clear idea of what self confidence really means, otherwise you won't know when you've got it! So, self confidence means: 1. Being calm. For every situation in life you need to run on the appropriate level of emotion. Too much emotional 'leakage' into a

Words Women Use And Their Meanings
1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine (see #1). 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you

Expectations Of Change
Expectations Of Change by: Heather and Rev joe The oysters are Clambering Atop and sliding Snowflakes glisten By the streetlight Creating shadows Of angels In the air What is leaving but a new beginning does the page open again a new book or a new chapter Of your journey The watercolors Reflecting this life The whispers Of illustration The gallery Of your mind Writing that seems to melt Make it known now that Your art is pricless It is beyond Value Mix me a potion Close thine eyes, The airy azure darkness painted behind the eyelids never leaves Your vision Vanishes You are left With beliefs shrill notes a cacophony of sound bedlam and morass, Take me where the plaintive trills of birds sound and still the leavings resound

Do Not Lose Your Grandkids In The Mall!
Do NOT lose your Grandkids in the Mall! A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a Uniformed policeman and aid, "I've lost my grandpa!" The policeman asked, "What's he like?" The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied, Crown Royal and women with big tits."

They Walk Among Us... Great One. Lol
I walked into a Blimbie's with a buy-one-get- one-free coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free". "They're already buy-one-get- one-free" , she said, "so I guess they're both free". She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door. They walk among us and many work retail. A friend of mine bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. My friend decided that people were too untrusting of this deal. It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone stole it. They walk among us. One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said,"Where

Super.
Since he left my life sorta just been faling apart. I got terribly sick for 4 days and then got fired on valentines day because i didn't get a doctors note for missing one day of work. [thats very dumb/gay/retarded if you ask me]. Went out to breakfast last night with two of my best friends and this 27 year old kept hitting on me.[hes was drunk. very.] but He is nothing compaired to my man. I'm just ready for Feb to be over with. This has been the worst month of teh year so far. March should be better, hopefully have a new job and my brithday is on the 10th and he comes home the same day. theres no where but up from here.

Tired Of Being Hurt!
It happened again....I got PLAYED! I'm getting extremely frustrated with the dating scene. I keep getting built up and then something happens that its broken off. This time "I" had to break it off. The person I was dating was holding back information (so much for being up front with everything). Some info came out this morning, but was the info true? How can I now trust this person? Too many excuses to make it sound "OK". She was blaming it on her meds and offered to take me to her doctor to verify. It was too good of a match (personality, likes, etc). Like they said, maybe "too good to be true". Very possible. There were just too many flags this last week that pointed me away from her. My mom told me today that something just didn't seem right a week ago when they talked, but she couldn't put her finger on it. Since I had started dating her, I had been approached by a couple other people, and had turned them down because I thought I had found my perfect match. I'm

Raffle Contest!! Get Over There Now!!!!
CLICK ON THE PIC TO REGISTER NOW!! 20 comments gets you 1 raffle ticket. Drawing will be held on Febuary 17 at 11 pm EST If you haven't already vote damn it!!! Come on ppl what do you have to lose? Great music and Great ppl? Who would want to miss that?

Kiss
Our first kiss, it was a beautiful nite with a beautiful lady. With us looking out over the water, towards the lite city. The stars shining almost as bright as the sparkle in her eyes. I wanted so badly to feel her lips against mine, but did not want to move to fast and scare her away. She gently lend her head back to stretch an I saw my opening to move in. I started by gently kissing her on her neck, it was a smooth as silk. She moan softly, letting me know that she liked it and that I was safe to move forward with my desires. I wanted to feel her wet soft lips against mine. When our lips met, I was so excited that I could hardly control myself. As we continue to kiss, they became more passionate than I have ever experienced before, deeper, more sensual and erotic than any other kiss I have ever experienced in my life. They were more wanting than anything, we made love with our tongues through our kisses as they became deeper and harder. We both became so excited that

Why Do People Have To Be Hating
im tired of this shit my friend is tired of this shit dont fucking mark other ppl shit nsfw especially if its not this is not cool i dont think we should beable mark other peoples pics my friend was having a contest for sexiest ass and the pics were just guys in boxers they werent hurting anyone and if u see something like that u shouldnt be opening it at work anyways and i dont think anyone is going to do it and i know cherrytap did not do because they send i a message telling u they marked it so come on people if u dont like people dont fucking look at their page dont be fucking bitches its bullshit im done now but really people come on dont do this shit anymore its not cool get over urselfs

To All Of My Friends
I wanted to say thank you for all the friend adds and al lthe rating... I'm still new at this and my damn computer sucks so it takes me longer to get to everything.... Well have a great weekend... ttfn...LOL i'm such a dork...

Goodbye
I am lost in the darkness without you touch. I feel the air blowing misty rain threw my hair and runnng rivers of blodd around my feet. I blow a wicked kiss in the wind with tears in my eyes and pain in my heart and I say goodbye...... This longing I have inside, the fear of remembering what once was. The sound of your voice cries loud as thunder in my head. Now I'm alone, a creature like no other, I only can come to your bed in death I'm no longer yours, so I say goodbye...... You left me before I was turned all alone. I still remember the bitterness, the lies...I hate you as much as I loved you. You were never true, now I say goodbye...... You were once everything to me, my breath, my light, my hope, and will to live, but you stripped me of the love I had to give, so for that I say goodbye...... I curse the thought of you for a thousand years, frozen in time, no more tears, for I have new life, I am Immortal

Yay For Me!!!
My son said his first word today!!!!!!!!!! He said MAMA!!!! *does happy dance* I'm so happy. :) I was playing with him this morning and he looked me dead in the face and goes "Ma...ma." It was so cute! Then he giggled and went back to smacking the window, lol.

Untouchable
His mirror of rust and lava-The third eye; My mirror of corpse blues-Death a wicked face, Captured Souls Burnt and cool to crack the glass; No carious decompose- Hands and hands nearly touch; Oh, but for the icy cold of my encasement Devil I- freeze a realm- Devil he-Burn passion's bloom, dust, ash, dust- Ah, his tomb-Ember walls swell a living thing- My breath blow slow, crystals fall-Snowy mist to fog his view; One bony finger-Trace a spell, "Within Hell" Follow me, follow me now...

Battle Of The Sexes Goes On
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. MARRIAGE SEMINAR While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife

Do You Sense Me?
If mist curls around your feet, and the hair on the back of you neck stands on end, and you feel your heart grow cold..... you know I'm not far, When you feel your soul shrink away inside, when your mind goes blank and your breath freezes, you know I'm near, If you can feel me, you will not see me until your breath runs free, then you know I'll be by your side...

Things About Me
Well here is a bit where I hang out .. and what I love to do. Places I love to be are http://www.bdsmlibrary.com/academy/ Its a place for Masters and Subs as well as a place to learn and explore submission. Anyone interested should try it out or contact me to find out more. Places I also go are School and work. Going to school to become an aviation Mechanic and then work at an ice cream and burger joint/grocery store Wanna know more get with me.

Uhhh K
Apparently someone named "Meg" joined and I was the refer o.O Well I do know a Megan, but she has a Cherry Tap and she doesn't really like it... I'm gonna assume that when I had linked the profile to my blogspot someone from there viewed it and joined. Cause I don't know anyone who looks like that or goes by Meg.

Please Support Me On Spay Day Usa :)
Help Me To Save Lives Your support is truly appreciated Please join me in supporting Spay Day USA, a national campaign to promote spaying or neutering as a simple, effective, and humane solution to the tragedy of pet homelessness. All funds raised will benefit local spay/neuter programs in the community of my choice and The HSUS's Rural Area Veterinary Services (RAVS) program, which provides free spay/neuter surgeries for pets in poverty-stricken or geographically isolated locations. Every $75 I raise will spay or neuter a cat or dog. I hope you will join me in this life-saving effort. Just click on the "Support Me" link to make a contribution. Every dollar counts! For more information, visit www.SpayDayUSA.org. Thank you for your support! https://secure.peerevent.org/registrant/PersonalPage.aspx?EID=3184&RegistrationID=55717

What Kind Of Angel
You scored as Guardian Angel. You were a guardian angel! Before you were sent down to Earth to live and be tested, you were a beautiful guardian angel who faught off evil and protected humans even the ones who didnt deserve it. You risked everything to protect them because for some reason you just naturally had a fondness of them. Humans felt protected when you were around even though they couldnt see you secretly keeping them safeGuardian Angel100%Angel of Hope89%Angel of Guidance89%Angel of Good Fortune75%Angel of Prayer68%Angel of Death39%What kind of an Angel were you before your life on Earth? (kool anime pics)created with QuizFarm.com

So True
So True ONLY A FEW HOURS AFTER ANNA NICOLE SMITH DIES, HER NAME AND FACE ARE PLASTERED ALL OVER THE NEWS, THE INTERNET, AND THE RADIO. BECAUSE OF HER FAME AND FORTUNE EVERYONE SEEMS TO ACT LIKE THEY'VE KNOWN HER FOR YEARS, AND ARE SO CAUGHT UP WITH THE STORY... AND YOU WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS FOR DAYS TO COME... KNOW WHAT MAKES ME SICK?? THERE ARE SOLDIERS DYING FOR YOUR COUNTRY EVERY DAY AND THEY GET A BRIEF..."FOUR MARINES KILLED IN IRAQ TODAY.."......" ANOTHER PLANE SHOT DOWN KILLING 3 AMERICAN SOLDIERS..." AND DOES ANYONE BOTHER TO MAKE NOTE OF THESE MEN AND WOMEN DYING FOR YOUR RIGHT TO BE SAD OVER ANNA NICOLE SMITH? RARELY. YES, IT'S VERY SAD THAT ANNA NICOLE SMITH DIED AT 39.... BUT THERE ARE ANOTHER 3000+ MEN AND WOMEN DYING AT A MUCH YOUNGER AGE DOING MUCH BIGGER AND BETTER THINGS THAN SELLING TRIM SPA AND HITTING EVERY TABLOID IN THE COUNTRY. THEYRE OVER THERE SELFLESSLY... DYING FOR THE GOOD OF OUR COUNTRY. IT'S SAD THAT ANNA NICOLE SMITH'S SON JUST DIED... BUT THERE

How Do You Forget An Angel
How do you forget an angel Though you've never met She touched your heart for reasons you still don't get She made you smile each day But yet you could not bring to light the words you wanted to say How much you could care, how much you fear When you want so much this angel so near

My New Job
Well, I started my new job, back in Goodlettsville, Tennessee. I used to work for the CEO of this company about 6 years ago, and happened to call him for a job reference, and ironcally enough, he needed someone, and I really wanted to go back to work there. I just went back to work this past week, and it was WONDERFUL. I am still residing in Ky, but traveling twice a week to work. I am working 4 days, and then being home for 3. Dreams are going to be fulfilled, and life is peachy. I hope everyone is doing well, and god bless all... Sami

Im An Angel Of Guidance
You scored as Angel of Guidance. You were the Angel of Guidance! Before you were sent down to Earth to be tested and be a human, you used to guide people in the right direction when they faced a problem or a seemingly hopeless situation. You looked out for humans using the stars as your eyes during the night when it was dark. Even today as a human, your friends and family often ask you for advice and always trust you because you know what is right and lead everyone in the right direction. Angel of Guidance93%Guardian Angel89%Angel of Death71%Angel of Hope57%Angel of Prayer43%Angel of Good Fortune39%What kind of an Angel were you before your life on Earth? (kool anime pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Shit Happens...
Wow some people get pissed when they agree to things but yet... right now its my fault if I am pg. Sorry baby cakes it takes 2. Honestly I dont care if I am cause I know I can support the kid on my own with out the fathers help. I was pg 2 other times an I have gotten threats before and here we ago with the threats again... Sorry but threats aint going to work for me. Like I say Shit happens hey... And ya if I am PG IM FUCKEN PROUD OF IT~!~!~

My Prince
Well its Febuary 17, 2007 and my son Manny is 7 months old now....hes crawling really well now....pulls himslef up on whatever he can....has 5 teeth and two comin in....sometimes he can be a handful but i can always manage to sooth him when he gets fussy....for the past 4 days he has been sick....with what i have no clue as of yet....ill have to take him to the dr.s this comin week....he seems like hes getting better by the day cause ive been giving him infant tylenol and hes mainly been sleeping to sleep it off so i dont bother him unless i have to change his diaper and/or his clothes

Password Rejected..
PASSWORD REJECTED Body: A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, she told him that he would now need to enter a password...something he could remember easily and will use each time he has to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in.... P... E... N... I... S... His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied: ***PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***

Pleasure's Flame
Standing behind His heart’s desire He touched her Setting her on fire She leaned against His steel frame Feeling his breath Building her flame His breath she felt Upon her neck Whispering his love Within each peck Fingers roam Across her skin Her ache for him Burning deeper within Their lips meet With great yearning Tongues dancing Passions burning Bodies heated Clothes removed With heat from both Nakedness soothed He lifts her up Her legs wrap around Holding her there As if she were bound Entering her Feeling her heat Holding her tight But still so sweet Riding him still Nails digging in She arches her back To go deeper within He grasps her hips holding her close His fire burns hot From a spark it rose They both felt Heat from the other Passion engulf them Both as a lover They both explode Cumming together Holding each other Flames burning forever

I'm Sorry!
I'm sorry I disappointed you. I'm sorry that I took your smile and made it into a frown. I'm sorry I killed your 'cited you had for me. I'm sorry that you may walk away. I'm sorry that for a moment I may have come off like any other bitch, when that isn't me. I'm sorry that my cooties, are mine and I am selfish and don't want to share them with you. I'm sorry that I'm a bitch, and just wanted to be your bitch. I'm sorry that I took what you were looking forward to in the long run of an "us" and killed your want. I'm sorry that you got me all hot and horny and I got sick. I'm sorry that you are a punk ass. I'm sorry that it will take me coughing and snotting on you one day for you to appreciate my being sick today. I'm sorry that one day, you will look into my eyes and see my truths and like me for them. I'm sorry that I dig you. I'm sorry you taught me to chase. I'm sorry that I played *tag* with you. I'm sorry that all I want to do is kiss

The First Blog
Just Figured I'd post a few. This as the subject says is my first CT Blog.. A little about me? I'm 6'4 tall, blonde hair, and blue eyes.. (Going bald) LoL so time to shave it.. I currently have 4 kids.. But trust me.. WHen the kids go to zzz. I'm a kid myself. I'm sure one of the first comments put on after this will say that about me. ANy questions feel free to whisper me, stop by my page and rate me. Have a good one.

How To Say No To Your Toddler
Why is it hard to say no? IT JUST IS. most of us don't like confrontations and would rather avoid them at almost any cost. I know there are some I would for sure. Faced with an argument our blood pressure goes up and our palms begin to sweat. Confrontations simply are not fun, especially with a toddler or child. Everyone enjoys watching other people enjoying themselves, and if the happy person is our own child the pleasure is more than doubled. Yet having a good time can sometimes be dangerous and we have to draw the line somewhere. We all have excuses why we don't want to push the matter with our children, we don't want to sound like our parents, we know they are tired and confronting them and saying no I don't want you to do that will likely trigger a tantrum or pouting spree... the list could go on but you have to put aside any feelings of guilt, loss of control, our own depression issues and find a way to be firm and yet not cruel to our children when we know they are gettin

Not A Good Week
Hope all the folks in Alabama faired well in the storm we had last week! The hail was so loud, bf and I could not hear each other speak! Bf has been having trouble keeping anything down. Has managed to keep fruits down but nothing more. He had been stopped up for about two weeks and that fixed itself! I have been having problems with my arm, which is why I have not been on much. From my neck, shoulder blade, under arm, to elbow has been very, very painful! My appetite has been wavering as well. Did not feel hungry last night but tummy 'growled' at me all night. Along with my arm, I got little sleep. Went to bed with a migrane and woke up with it! Took excedrin migrane for it and it did not work! Tried to eat a little oatmeal this morning to see if it would tone down this headache. Felt like throwing up all day. I am not a morning person! The only thing I can tolerate is coffee. It is usually noon or late afternoon before I can eat anything. On rare occasions, I ca

The Way I Feel
All my life I have felt alone, and incomplete a since of not belonging. The need as well as yearning to escape that empty feeling, nevertheless utter detachment distant hardend with each passing moment. At other times through a fog of indifference the strangest notion of being encased in ice. Watching my family through a frozen wall; shuttering in coldness. I believe my mother did the best she could with me, although I feel I constantly disappoint her. Michelle Yvonne Morales www.poetry.com

Decision
Decision We both now what happiness is but never really had it until now; love me, and experience me without fear. Do it for life or even for a moment, no regrets, completely, and utterly, don't leave me here alone, I beg you , my heart is yours, live in me , make love to me, experience me without shame ; even if the world is against us, live the experience, and take notice how I am . . . how I feel inside. Michelle Yvonne Morales www.poetry.com

Emotions
Emotions The echo of every heartbeat reflects the agony of my emotions. Emotions that are like a piece of thread waiting to snap, I love him so much it hurts, pain and loneliness are all I feel. Alone and afraid of never being complete, that is the way I feel. Just to think of never being close to him. Near him I feel happy and safe, I close my eyes to picture him here with me. He holds the answers to my questions, he is the key to these emotions. Only he can fulfill this pulsing need to devour my hunger of him. I want him, I need him, not only physically, but emotionally as well. I want to reach out for him, yet I am scared he will turn away. Michelle Yvonne Morales www.poetry.com

Alone
damn it shit fuck son of a bitch i'm getting sick of this disposable obviouse chump material kiss my ass shit in a hat piss up a tree tkae a flying leap and french kiss my ass is it to much to fucking ask for someone who understands fadelity well fuck me this vent was brought to you by the madman babbling system, in case of an actual vent seek shelter in the nearest bar

Self Discipline
Silence and self-control permeate the entirety of our lives." The Creator gave us all the Red Road and on this Red Road we are required to think and act in a spiritual way. To make sure I conduct myself according to the Red Road, I must make sure I develop my self discipline. Self control works best when we pray for the courage and power to do the will of the Great Spirit. We are here on the earth to do the will of the Great Spirit. Sometimes, we must battle ourselves to do this. Great Spirit, help me to have my self- control guided by spiritual ways. In my walk I ask that you help me to see myself openly and to be able to continually work in progress to make my life walk right in your ways. Please allow me wisdom to see, Humility to learn, and love to treat others as I wish to be treated. >~rebelbreed~

New Guestbook Added To My Profile:)
Yep! Saw this fabulous new feature on another page and just had to have one:) I wanna see all my sexy cherries add their picture to it too, don't be shy...just do it, and leave me a sexy message with it;)

U.s. Patrol Ship On Alert In Persian Gulf
U.S. patrol ship on alert in Persian Gulf 16 Feb 2007 Every day the 30 sailors on this coastal patrol ship [the Firebolt] in the Persian Gulf are on alert. Soon the Firebolt will be joined in the region by one of the Navy's most heavily armed behemoths: the 1,092-foot-long carrier John C. Stennis, with a crew of 5,000 and more than 80 warplanes. The Stennis will head a strike force of destroyers, cruisers and submarines deployed to the region by the Bush regime amid heightened tensions with Iran. http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-fg-irannavy16feb16,1,1731847.story

Us Troops Kidnap Six-year-old Girl To Force Resistance Fighter Father To Surrender
US troops kidnap six-year-old girl to force Resistance fighter father to surrender 15 Feb 2007 Mafkarat al-Islam reported that US forces kidnapped a six-year-old elementary school girl, Maryam 'Abdallah, as she came out of her school in al-Habbaniyah, 90km west of Baghdad, on Thursday. Reports from al-Habbaniyah indicated that Maryam is the daughter of Shaykh 'Abdallah al-Mar'awi, a Resistance commander, and the abduction was apparently with the aim of pressuring the girl’s father to surrender. http://www.freearabvoice.org/Iraq/Report/report796.htm

For Her Part 04
For you are the woman you want to be As I may be the man who you want to be with For I will not change any thing about you as I love you for who you are in all ways As I will be any thing you wanted me to be for my love to you will all ways be there for only you End till the end of my life and my soul will carry the love on for all of time Date wrote 17-02-07 By Aj Rich

The Stranger
The Stranger A few years after I was born, my Dad met a stranger who was new to our small Texas town. From the beginning, Dad was fascinated with this enchanting newcomer and soon invited him to live with our family. The stranger was quickly accepted and was around from then on. As I grew up, I never questioned his place in my family. In my young mind, he had a special niche. My parents were complementary instructors: Mom taught me good from evil, and Dad taught me to obey. But the stranger...he was our storyteller. He would keep us spellbound for hours on end with adventures, mysteries and comedies. If I wanted to know anything about politics, history or science, he always knew the answers about the past, understood the present and even seemed able to predict the future! He took my family to the first major league ball game. He made me laugh, and he made me cry. The stranger never stopped talking, but Dad didn't seem to mind. Sometimes, Mom woul

About American Indian Peoples
Appropriate Methods When Teaching About Native American Peoples: Understand the term "Native American" includes all peoples indigenous to the Western Hemisphere. Present Native American Peoples as appropriate role models to children. Native American students should not be singled out and asked to describe their families' traditions or their peoples' culture(s). Avoid the assumption there are no Native American students in your class. Use books and materials which are written and illustrated by Native American people as primary source materials: speeches, songs, poems, and writings, which show the linguistic skill of a people who have come from an oral tradition. When teaching ABC's, avoid "I is for Indian" and "E is for Eskimo." Avoid rhymes or songs that use Native Americans as counting devices, i.e. "One little, two little, three little..." Research the traditions and histories, oral and written, of Native Americans before attempting to teach these.

27 Facts About Men (from A Woman's Point Of View )
1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved. 2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. 3. Men who have tattoos think they have a piece of artwork on them. Yeah, like a flaming skull is art? 4. Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him. 5. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important. 6. Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches. 7. All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun. 8. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe. 9. A

Man Charged With Incitement To Murder Over Anti-gay Web Site Threats
Man Charged With Incitement To Murder Over Anti-Gay Web Site Threats by The Associated Press Posted: February 6, 2007 - 7:30 pm ET (Fort-De-France, Martinique) A French man accused of advocating the killing of gay people on a Web log has been charged with incitement of murder in the Caribbean island of Martinique, a prosecutor said. The suspect â€" identified only as a 38-year-old man from Fort-de-France â€" surrendered to authorities Friday in Martinique and was held in jail for two days before being released, prosecutor Claude Bellanger said Monday. Bellanger said the man told investigators that he created the blog â€" which called for "death to (homosexuals) ... death without exception" â€" while on vacation in the U.S. city of Atlanta. The Web page also called for the killing of certain media personalities and government officials whom it alleged to be gay. After learning about the blog, authorities in Martinique contacted the Atlanta police. An investigation i

You Owe Me---$800.00
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she could say a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel that you have on." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her 800 dollars and leaves. Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?" Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders

B.s Might Get You To The Top,but.....
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a Fourth night, there he was, proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree. Moral of the story: Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Hauling Ass When The Sun Comes Up
In Africa, every morning a gazelle awakens knowing that it must outrun the fastest lion if it wants to stay alive. Every morning, a lion wakes up knowing it must run faster than the slowest gazelle or it will starve to death. Moral of the story: It makes no difference whether you are a gazelle or a lion: When the sun comes up, you had better be hauling ass.

What's Your Seduction Style?
Your Seduction Style: Siren / Rake You possess an unbridled sensuality that appeals to many. The minute you meet anyone, you can make the crave you almost immediately. You give others the chance to lose control with you... spiraling into carnal bliss. A dangerous lover, you both fascinate and scare those you attract. What Is Your Seduction Style?

A Memory My Heart Reveals
Sometimes, in the night, a journey through time yesterdays smiles awaken in the morning due but never was I lost in the pale darkness just hours before the rising of the sun Falling in and out of love I could never do for once I loved, I always loved, never stopped never for even a moment would my memory cease of the beauty I would find within a heart Words are always misused when making a statement so profound are those words used so carelessly I love you, without meaning, they softly drift away when spoken from the heart, they linger forever I've said those words to so very few and my heart feels so empty and cold until my children awake and smile at me another day can continue for me to dream.....

Cancer
CANCER Drinking style Cancer is a comfort drinker -- and an extra wine with dinner or an after-work beer or six can be extra comforting, can't it, Cancer darling? Like fellow water signs Scorpio and Pisces, Crabs must guard against lushery. Cancers are brilliant at ferreting out secret parties and insinuating themselves on VIP lists -- and, in true Hollywood style, Cancers are never really drunk; instead, they get "tired and emotional" (read: weepy when lubricated). But there's nothing better than swapping stories (and spit) over a few bottles of inky red wine with your favorite Cancer. Even your second-favorite Cancer will do. Keep in mind once started, a Cancer never stops... drinking. Trademark cocktails Ruled by the moon, Cancers are intrigued by the idea of moonshine -- any booze, from a bourbon press to a whiskey and soda to grandpappy's special brew in a mason jar, will do. They also like comfortingly warm and sweet drinks, like hot toddies and hot buttered rums. T

To Much Drama
To Much Drama Hello peoples!! I have been running into a little problem since I joined CT. It seems some individuals have become very unhappy with me chatting with there CT wives and girlfriends. I just wanted to take the time to clarify a few things. First of all, you guys that leave me nasty messages and remarks can just give up! I don’t bother to read them anymore, I just delete them. Your waiting your time sending them to me. I’m sure there are 100 other guys chatting your women up. Go deal with them! On that note see if you can comprehend this! She doesn’t belong to you!! You didn’t buy her! She is her own person and free to do as she likes! If she tells me she no longer wants to chat with me then no problem!! I will respect that and never say a word to her again!!! Stop busting my balls!!! Your getting wound up over someone you have never meet!! You look at my profile all the time! Did you notice nobody has a crush on me! Your women isn’t chasing me! My last girlfriend who

Libra
LIBRA Drinking style "I'm jusht a social drinker," slurs Libra, "it's jusht that I'm damn social?" Libra loves nothing more than to party, mingle and relate to everyone. Whether dipped in favor of Good Libra (with Insta-Friend device set to "on") or heavier on the Evil Libra side (they are little instigators when bored), the Scales can really work a room. Charming as they are, Libras are notoriously lacking in self-control, however, which can get them into all sorts of trouble -- including wearing their wobbly boots waaaay too early in the evening, flirting with their best friend's beau or even blacking out the night's events entirely. Oops! Trademark cocktails Aesthetic Libras like pretty, pouffy drinks like a pink lady or a brandy Alexander. That's the influence of Venus, their ruling planet, which also gives them a horror of crudely named potions like Sex on the Beach. They're fine with "normal" guzzles like apple martinis, but every Libra secretly just wants Champagne

50 Things To Do During Finals
1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say ``oh geez, better get cracking'' and do some gibberish work. 2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming ``Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!'' 3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the surface integral symbol. 4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril. 5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, ``I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking.'' Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. 6. Bring cheerleaders. 7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, ``I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's

Im Belly Up
Me and andrea just got back from Par 3 Bistro (very secluded french cuisine restraunt near our appartment), and oh my gods was it the best food ever. I had a rack of lamb with mint jelly sauce, and she had veal cutlets with sweet crab meat on top, covered in a hollandaise sauce. All with pomme frittes, sweet carrots, and diced water chestnuts. Before that, we had an appetiser of mussels poulette, covered in a white wine sauce. Dessert was creppe suzette (sp), and wow. Thats all i can say is wow. Needless to say, im going to be resting for a few hours and letting this all settle in my tummy!

How Happy Are You, Really?
You Are Pretty Happy You generally have a happy, fulfilling life. But things could be a little better, and deep down, you know it. Maybe you need more supportive friends or a more challenging career. Something is preventing you from being totally happy. You just need to figure out what it is! How Happy Are You, Really?

A Poem
He treats me like a queen but hes only a prince His eyes tell a story of the past Telling things that only i can understand His soul screams for love Sometimes it keeps screaming just to be heard He speaks words of wisdom and of love His voice a soothing song of love His body a temple only i can be part of Nobody is able to see the real boy i see Hes gentle like a spring breeze but rough like an uncut diamond His kisses are sweet and never suprise me The touch of his lips to my neck is like nothing i have ever felt,so soft,but yet so powerful He takes my hand and hold it like a prized poession The scent of his skin,the taste of his kiss are like a dream that never ends Im wrapped in his love never wanting to escape.

Confused And Lost....
I put up a pretty bad night last night and now i know why. the love of my life the woman i have loved since i was 13 had ended things with me and then later on today tells me she loves me but she needs a break, Her friend and her friends parents are telling her she needs to get rid of me and now her two old best friends say the same thing, But they want me gone because they want in her pants. I talk to my mother in law (Her mother) and she tells me to wait and not lose hope, But i am 10 thousand miles away serving my country... Going on what i am told and not actually be there to see it for myself, How do i re-act? I love this woman with all of my being and i would give everything for her including my own life. And yet i am sitting here powerless to do anything, I am back to being the one without power crying out for some sort of justice. I pray to the gods each night to keep my loved ones safe and keep the love between myself and my wife burning while i am away from

S U B M I S S I O N
To hurt is to feel To feel is to scream This is what it's like In my most intimate dream Useless hands Above lie helpless Dancing legs Now stagnant Separated Spread What lay in between Is revealed Growing hotter Seeping Sultry Eyes forbidden to see Wrapped in darkness Not knowing the next move Makes it that more exciting Forced to wait In this teasing darkness With each passing moment Your left Squirming Subservient Fearing the touch Yet craving the feeling The unknown Can be so inviting Seductive Stimulating

The Controlling
I am the image you dare to dream I am the nightmare in your scream I am the one you seek in the night I am the one who turned off the light You are the one who falls to the floor You are the one anxious for more You are the one ready to succumb You are the one who wants to come I am the one whom decides what is right I am the force used with all of her might I am the shock awakening every nerve I am the body you wish to serve You are the mouth that needs to feed You are the fingers that ache with need You are the one who I'll give permission You are the one giving in total submission I am the darkness you've always known I am the princess upon the black throne I am the one to inflict the pain I am the one who ignites the flame You are the one to obey my commands You are the one to meet all my demands You are the center of my darkest temptation You are the object of my newest creation

Battle Of The Vic's!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aight FRIENDS and FANS whats up im in this contest and would really love it if you all could come give me some help i need 25000 comments to win heres the link THANK YOU I'LL BE GLAD TO RETURN FAVOR JUST ASK

"dirty Jobs" Ain't Got Shit On Me....
For those who have never seen the show "Dirty Jobs," let me tell you about it. The show showcases jobs around the country that are odd and usually have some dirt or undesirable aspect to them. Mike Rowe travels around and does these jobs with the people that actually do them. He has drilled for oil, checked cows for pregnancy and even made mud. Well Mike.... You haven't seen the worst. At this time I am on a cleaning crew. Doesn't sound to bad? Well the simple fact is that the place I clean just so happens to be a sardine factory. Yup... you read that right. I am cleaning a sardine factory. Let me tell you how my day goes. I wake up when the phone rings telling me what time to be there. The times vary from day to day from between 11:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. The entire crew drives for about an hour to the plant. Upon arrival, we put on our rain gear (pants, boots and a raincoat). To start the shift, we go shovel and pick dead fish up off the floor. On average there

Dont Fart In Bed
"DON'T FART IN BED" If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I'll pray for you. This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in there marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop rip ping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out! Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs wher

I Try
I try so hard to be here when you are steadly pushing me away. I try so hard to be here for you when your going through all you are. I try so hard to be the woman you say you want. I try so hard to be what you want. I try so hard to be who you want me to be. A person you can be proud of. I try so hard to do what you want when you want it I try so hard to deal with the things I have been asked to deal with. I try so hard to deal with your need to playgames with others. i try so hard to deal with the insecurities your games cause. I try so hard to not fuss over the things you do, so that i dont drive you away from me. But I cant keep from being hurt with all of these things I try to do to make you happy. No matter how much I love you , you will never be proud of me.

Wheres My Homies At?
There is a bulletin that me and my juggalo hubby posted and reposted about my ex fiancee.This muthafacko has threatened to kidnap me.Funny thing is no juggalo has read this bulletin or even said hey this lette is our family leave her alone or you will get your head split.Nothing.So where is my juggalo family? Homies yeah thats my dog Homies cause were down by law Homies everything that we are Homies yeah thats my dog

I Will Be Away For The Week
OK FOLKS, JUST WANTED TO KEEP Y'ALL POSTED AND LET YOU KNOW THAT I AM NOT GOING TO BE HERE THIS WEEK. MARK & I WILL BE TAKING A LONG ROAD TRIP TO NORTH CAROLINA TO VISIT HIS FATHER. I WILL BE BACK BY NEXT SATURDAY. ALSO MAKING A STOP ON THE WAY HOME; STOPPING IN KENTUCKY TO VISIT A LONG-TIME CHERRY TAP BUDDY. OK EVERYONE UNTIL NEXT WEEK. I HOPE THAT ALL OF MY FRIENDS WILL HAVE AN ENJOYABLE WEEK AHEAD. C'YA WHEN I GET BACK. BYE FOR NOW. MUCH PEACE & LOVE ~~~~~ SUSIE A.K.A. MZ. PONYGIRLSUE

How?
[stay and listen] the cranberries. Look, you're standing alone (Standing alone.) How ever I should have known, (I should have known.) Never before, never again, You will ignore, I will pretend. Never before, never again, You will ignore, I will pretend. In your world, you're alone in your face. You're alone in your world, you're alone in your face. How you said you never would leave me alone, oh. How you said you never would leave me alone. Now you're just walking away (Walking away), When you said you always would stay (Always would stay.) Never before, never again, You will ignore, I will pretend. Never before, never again, You will ignore, I will pretend. In your world, you're alone in your face. You're alone in your world, you're alone in your face. How you said you never would leave me alone, oh. How you said you never would leave me alone. Never before, never again, You will ignore, I will pretend. In your world, you're alone in your face.

Its Finally Over!!!
I Want to Thank Anyone who posted any amounts of comments or votes.. Thank you soo much.. It hard to say who got me the 15,000 comment.. but i only got 3 Private messages from people saying they got it for me.. so I will be doing it for them!! I was watching it, so i kinda know it was close between a few people.. Here are the people that i'm doing sexy Salutes for tonight!! LeperKhanZ is CT MARRIED TO MHNB@ CherryTAP pinkie@ CherryTAP dakotasnake1

All Is Full Of Love.
[stay and listen] bjork. you'll be given love you'll be taken care of you'll be given love you have to trust it maybe not from the sources you have poured yours maybe not from the directions you are staring at trust your head around it's all around you all is full of love all around you all is full of love you just aint receiving all is full of love your phone is off the hook all is full of love your doors are all shut all is full of love! all is full of love all is full of love all is full of love all is full of love all is full of love Bjork - All Is Full of Love.mp3mp3 hosted by minorcrisis.net

What Is Your Sexual Zodiac?
Virgo You are shy at first, and because of that, it is hard for you to find lots of random sex partners. You are very intelligent and very into sex. You will only have sex with clean people, because you are afraid of getting an STD. You are also very kinky and imaginative in the sack. Your partners always have a hard time keeping up with you. Sex matches: Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Joga.
[stay and listen] bjork. All these accidents, That happen, Follow the dot, Coincidence, Makes sense, Only with you, You don't have to speak, I feel. Emotional landscapes, They puzzle me, Then the riddle gets solved, And you push me up to this State of emergency, How beautiful to be, State of emergency, Is where I want to be. All that no-one sees, You see, Whats inside of me, Every nerve that hurts, You heal, Deep inside of me, oo-oohh, You don't have to speak, I feel. Emotional landscapes, They puzzle me - confuse, Then the riddle gets solved, And you push me up to this State of emergency, How beautiful to be, State of emergency, Is where I want to be. State of emergency, How beautiful to be, Emotional landscapes, They puzzle me, Then the riddle gets solved, And you push me up to this State of emergency, How beautiful to be, State of emergency, Is where I want to be. State of emergency, How beautiful to be, State of

Fragile Chest
In my mind a long dream ago Lived a proud, valiant hero None could stand before his flashing singing blade Many contests had been won By this handsome, noble son Honor and riches at his feet by Kings were laid Unrivaled in might is he But there was one enemy Who in death was still determined not to yield Love, which makes life far less grim Was snatched from the heart of him By this evil one upon the battlefield He fought a mighty sorceress In dyed human skins she dressed A Priestess of Set, steeped in the blackest art Their fight lasted night and day To kill her he finally found a way His sword blessed my Mitra, plunged into her heart There was a heavy price he paid On him an awful curse she laid As her blood formed pools of crimson on the ground: “Know that before my life is done final victory I shall have won you will wish that it were you that death had found!” “O mighty Set your servant pleads one last time your help I need

Let Us
Take my hand - let us travel to a place far-away- Were the stars always shine- I can make you mine..for a day. Whisper in my ear your deepest- darkest fantasies- My kisses will start the flame- my fingers slowly tease. Take my hand - Let's go into my world- stand by my side- I'll honor your every desire - you won't go away unsatisfied. I'll feed your every hunger - taste the sweet nectar of your skin- After I've tasted all of you - I'll go back and start again. Take my hand - let me take you into a swirling mist of need- Lay back and let me tease you- On your body I shall feed. Your tortured senses will be screaming for the ultimate release- While my lips and tongue devour you- oh, you are a delicious feast. Take my hand - let us soar as high as the eagles dare to fly- In a heated world of passion - we'll watch the stars flicker by. I'll lavish on your body - your senses realing with desire- Our bodies fused together - b

In Waiting
Laying in waiting....you said you would Come - where are you? The sun is dancing all around me - My web is shining with the mornin' dew Laying in waiting...for the magic I know Will happen when we meet Laying in waiting....for a vision of You to sweep me off my feet. Time is moving , oh , so fast - where Can you be? Laying in waiting for your touch , will soon End the mystery. Aching for your arms , I can almost Feel your heart beat- Laying in waiting...for your love - Under the hot summers heat. Laying in waiting...or you real or a Dream I hope will come true ? A fantasy swirling in my mind Caught up in the ecstasy of you. Laying in waiting.....I know you will Come to me soon- We'll make passionate love under the Seeing eyes of the moon. Laying in waiting....darling....when Will you come to me? I'm drawing you in as a spider to a Fly...I won't set you free I will bring you great pleasures - In this tangled web that I weav

Rainy Love
Rain splashing On my skin Passions raging From within Lightning strikes It intensifies The savage hunger In our sighs ******************* Both of us dripping From the rain Screaming needs Going insane Pounding splashes On your skin I lick them off Just to do it again ******************* Bodies swim In ecstasy Blended together In harmony Thunder roars Hiding our cries As loves desire Lights up the skies

These Roses To You
I give to you these roses They represent two hearts They signify the pain Of two lovers torn apart Petals of deep velvet red The beauty they unfold Standing for a raging love Of two kindred souls I give to you these roses So wet with morning dew Hoping it will convey My neverending love for you Miles come between us But our connection is strong Love evaporates the distance So it don't seem so long I give to you these roses To tell you of our love I send them special delivery On wings of a dove Roses in its beauty Thorns can't take away Words can never tell you How I'm missing you today...

Depression's Cry
In my prison walls I see People laughing..being free Signs of life outside this room Shattering the haunting gloom In this cage I've built myself Only and empty shell is left ****************************** I wonder why I feel no pain In this world of the insane Silence so loud all around me Demons of hell won't let me be Cannot stop the bleeding tears Or calm the twisting turning fears ****************************** I've built these walls all around No one has ever knocked them down In my lonely world I stay Sometimes to withdrawn to pray The shadows dance as they hear me cry Darkness beckons my will to die

Infatuation
I found these disgustingly sappy love poems I wrote 8 years ago, in the stages of infatuation. If you are easily offended by disgustingly sappy crap, I suggest you look elsewhere... Infatuation: He gazes into the distance eyes unfocused only unto his inner pictures. Wisdom, innocence envelopes intelligent thoughts. A crooked smile as I struggle to portray the truly whimsical self that is I, underneath the blanket of nervous that surrounds. Captivated by the characteristic stance His eyes seem to see beyond immediate, deep within the complexities of his own mind.

A Monument To Love
A Monument To Love From the cradle to the grave we toil, While the demon watches with a smile, From his citadel high in the sky, This castigator of all evil, Rises at Dusk to begin his day, The smile he wears making us shiver, Those who see him for what he is… Like a thief he comes, From the apothecary of Hell, Bringing his potions and sleepless nights, To take a draught from his flask is fatal, And means fresh work for the mortician, Who smiles as he views his handiwork Lying prostrate in the casket, Decorated with silver cherubim, Chosen by those who profess such love… Inamorata! He cries to no avail, She can no longer answer, Or be persuaded by his whispered lies… Mea Culpa he knows despite the secrets, That lies in his broken heart… His nights are now sleepless, And he builds her tombs of pyramids To mark his love, But they are only cold stone memories, Of that which he once loved…

F----ckin Huge
the thingbis , the ore i pull at it the larger it gets!!!!you can really ntice it whwen i sit on a bus or tube.... everyone smiles and wink's at me.....what's a guy supposed to do...it was bad enougfh when it was roughly 11" long but nopw its embaresing/// any coments qwpould be greatly appreciated,,,, Thanks Shabba...x