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"debauchery Of A Fair Maiden"
"Debauchery of A Fair Maiden" Into the shadows of the dark and dead abyss. An equestrian travel for the search. A bone handled sword with my shield and sling. Thwarted forth in search of a monstrous thing. A ladies honor lay at stake and in grave risk. Following an attack on her maiden virtues. Impregnated during this violation of terror. A human incubator for the next generation of this species. And so the journey must be made to seek out this species. To put an end of this sort of intense violations. To wipe out and destroy all known creatures of this breed. By beheading them and burning to ashes. Making my way through the no mans land. Happening upon a cave I notice a flickering light of a fire. My sword in one hand and my shield readied in the other. Prepared for whatever enemy I am faced with. Moving slowly with extreme caution into the cave. I see these strange looking creatures dancing around a fire Man sized with a tail like an alligator and a face like t

Tracey Is A Sicko!!!!!!!! Lol
There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told them his secret for being able to sneak in late. "When I walk in the house, before the wife can say anything, I lay her down, take off her panties, and give her the best oral sex she's ever had, until she has such an orgasm that she falls into a deep sleep. Then, I wash up and go to bed. By morning, she is so pleased, she doesn't care what time I came home." One of his friends thinks this is a great idea. So he stays out late, comes home, sneaks into the bedroom, gives his wife the best oral sex she's ever had, and goes to wash up. His wife walks into the bathroom, obviously upset that he's home so late. "Hey, why aren't you sleeping?" he asks. "I was was, but I came in to tell you that we've got to sleep on the couch tonight, 'cause my mother is sleeping in our bedroom."

Untitled 1996
No more lies, Unwilling cries. I want you, No one else will do. I'm a society reject, Science pet. Come with me, Then you'll see. I hate my voice. There is no choice for me. I'm not who you want me to be. Just kill me, Then how happy I'd be! Flowers for my grave? My souls to late to save! No taste excpet for the bitterness of nothing. Take the life of an innocent child, I'll volunteer, Don't shed a tear, It's only me. Down the years I'll think of the tears I drowned in thinking of you. 1996

Untitled 1996
No more lies, Unwilling cries. I want you, No one else will do. I'm a society rejectm Science pet. Come with me, Then you'll see. I hate my voice. There is no choice for me. I'm not who you want me to be. Just kill me, Then how happy I'd be! Flowers for my grave? My souls to late to save! No taste excpet for the bitterness of nothing. Take the life of an innocent child, I'll volunteer, Don't shed a tear, It's only me. Down the years I'll think of the tears I drowned in thinking of you. 1996

Fucking People.
I am so flippin' sick of hearing woman and some men complain about how they aren't good enough to have this or that person. Your insecurity's is a major problem. The half want to act fake and phony. Hell be yourself. Don't you dare change who you really are over some stupid dumb blond that doesn't remember your name, hell your too good for her stuck up ass. She might have the perfect body, but God only gave women one of two things, The Body Or The Brains. In due time that body will fade, and she'll be nothing more then "Mashed Potatoes". I am not saying looks aren't important, cause they are, but you have to believe that you are worth something more then just enough to gain affection for some tired ass wanna be that doesn't know whether to scratch his watch or whined his ass. You can't fix Stupid!

Wtf
Am I crazy.... I think so. Damn I hate this life! No freaking clue here. What the heck I was I thinking to bring another life into this hellish messed up life. God, Am just so dumb. Shit... I hate ppl. I hate life. Why the hell did I bring another life into this world. God.... I hate baby blues. Is this tear jerking rollercoaster ever going to stop. Hate his father with a passion. Damn I even beginning to hate the internet.. Damn am sounding like a B*tch. Boy, do I need a freak drink. Oh heck.... I don't drink. Wow....that is freaking bummer. Don't smoke. Don't do drugs... Boy, am total mess up...lol Now at home with a new baby.... boy... How I just wish the freaking reality of this world just wither away? yeah am in a pissy mood...lol. Just a freaking call.... Letter... Email from a jerk that doesn't get the picture...I don't want him, love him or damn reality is... Never freaking did. Thank god he is not Damien Lucifer father. Think i

Why I Don't Give A Fuck
1) enjoying my reactions for jokes 2) waiting for me to say something than blaming me for not enough 3) wondering why im not there for you when im talking right to your fucking face 4) asking me to do shit when I'm the one doing it all 5) my friends saying they love me yet im sitting here alone 6) looking at my voicemail and listening to LIES 7) calling people and leaving voice mail 8) wondering why the state next to me feels like another country 9) My eyes hurting at work for 700 every 2 weeks 10) living with my parents cause im broke 11) having 2 credit cards over used 12) my parents depending on me 13) falling in love and getting hurt 14) valentines day 15) relationships 16) my sisters boyfriend who is in the marines 17) people who don't join my contest 18) starting the stupid contest 19) joining the contest and getting no love 20) feeling like shit ~ t i m m y ~

What Would You Do???
What would you do?....you make the choice. Don't look for a punch line, there isn't one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice? At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning-disabled children, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question: "When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do. Where is the natural order of things in my son?" The audience was stilled by the query. The father continued. "I believe that when a child like Shay, physically and mentally handicapped comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes in the way other people treat that child." Then he t

Maybe....someday....
Amber called her uncle, said We're up here for the holiday, Jane and I were having Solstice, now we need a place to stay. And her Christ-loving uncle watched his wife hang Mary on a tree, He watched his song hang candy canes all made with red dye number three. He told his niece, Its Christmas Eve, I know our life is not your style, She said, Christmas is like Solstice, and we miss you and its been awhile, So the Christians and the Pagans sat together at the table, Finding faith and common ground the best that they were able, And just before the meal was served, hands were held and prayers were said, Sending hope for peace on earth to all their gods and goddesses. The food was great, the tree plugged in, the meal had gone without a hitch, Till Timmy turned to Amber and said, Is it try that youre a wtich? His mom jumped up and said, The pies are burning, and she hit the kitchen, And it was Jane who spoke, she said, Its true, your cousins not a Christian, But we love trees,

When I'm Gone..eminem
[Introduction] Yeah... It's my life... My own words I guess... [Verse 1] Have you ever loved someone so much, you'd give an arm for? Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for? When they know they're your heart And you know you were their armour And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm 'her But what happens when karma, turns right around and bites you? And everything you stand for, turns on you, despite you? What happens when you become the main source of her pain? "Daddy look what I made", Dad's gotta go catch a plane "Daddy where's Mommy? I can't find Mommy where is she?" I don't know go play Hailie, baby, your Daddy's busy Daddy's writing a song, this song ain't gonna write itself I'll give you one underdog then you gotta swing by yourself Then turn right around in that song and tell her you love her And put hands on her mother, who's a spitting image of her That's Slim Shady, yeah baby, Slim Shady's crazy Shady made me, but tonight Shady's roc

Hi I Want To Ask For Your Help
A friend of mine here needs votes on this contest, and seems NO ONE has voted but two people, can you all restore her faith in cherry tap and help her out, she really could use the boost, I would appreciate it to, thanks

New Job Greatness
So....I started my new job as a manager at GameStop in my city about 2 1/2 weeks ago...I was nervous at first and kinda still am but im doing GREAT!! I'm number one this week in my district for the third keyholder position(right under the assistant manager) for Subscriptions to Game Informer and the discount card that goes along with it!!! YAY for me....this job is soooo much better than my old one (no more toys r us for me)!! KICK ASS!!!!!

Amazing Friends
I have friends on here and they are some very awesome friends no doubt, But I have one very special friend that has made me feel very thankful to have a friend like this. I feel very honored to be considered one of her friends that she is inspired by.... You are an inspiration to alot of people. We surprise ourselves all the time...MUAHHHHHH ~~!!PoeticAngel!!~~@ CherryTAP And this is for her toooo

My Ct Downfalls - Part 2
I failed to mention that due to my piece of *(&*^(*&)_*)(*^&^ pc, lol that it is EXTREMELY difficult for me to post comments to people on a daily basis. Let me know if you start feeling left out! Pamela

I Curse You
Great tradgedy shall befall you, Life will give you a scare, Agony will haunt you, Just because I have your hair, I will poison your food, I will slip acid in your drink, I will make your days a living hell, And all because of the thoughts i think, I will burn your children, I will torture your best friend, I will destroy all you hold dear, And make you wish for the end, I will cage all your pets, And let loose all your fears, I will wear away your self confidence, And reduce you to tears, I'll dig up the body of your father, And then desecrate the grave of your mother, I will make you bleed, One good turn deserves another, i have nothing more to say, I will make you pay.

Rest In Peace To Anna Nicole Smith We All Will Miss Her!! And Its Time To Move On!!
href="http://photobucket.com/" target="_blank"> Smith attorney Ron Rale told The Associated Press that he had talked to her on Tuesday or Wednesday, and she had flu symptoms and a fever and was still grieving over her son. He dismissed claims her death was related to drugs as "a bunch of nonsense." . The stepson died June 20 at age 67. But the family said the court fight would continue. " Add a myspace jukebox to your profile.

My Eyes
There is a problem with me, I am blind, but I still see, I see the ruin of the nation, I see the birth of creation, I see things that haven’t come yet, I know people that I haven’t met, I see the fall of the poorer races, I see the bodies of the dead, their faces, I see the rise of evil Kings, I see the birth of devils with wings, I see things that a human should not, I see through the defence of the emperor, his one weak spot, There is a problem with me, I fear, I am deaf but I still hear, I hear the wolf’s haunting calls, I hear the crumbling of far away walls, I hear the wind blowing at a ship’s sails, I hear the doomed souls screaming wails, I hear the blood oozing from an open cut, I hear eyes being opened and shut, I hear the cries of unnamed, I can hear the weeping of the unclaimed, I can hear whispers in a lover’s ear, I can hear the tremble in a voice filled with fear, There is something wrong with me I’m told, I still feel, on

Creating The Peeing Snowman...
It has been years since we had the pleasure of playing with snow. So yesterday, as the flakes came down in sizes that made us gawk in awe, we ran out (dressed in whatever winter gear we could find) and had our first snowball fight in 5 years. (I had snow in places you wouldn't believe, even my undies were soaked.) In 2002 we (my son and I, my daughter was at that time 4 years old) had made our last snowman and had given it the 'wild' theme. While we were walking back to the house, since we were determined to create it in our own backyard, while bickering about the theme of the yet to be created man; my son noticed some 'yellow snow'. That instant he turned to me with a grin on his face and said "we're going to make a peeing snowman". And so we did.. though thanks to the kiddies, who refused to allow me to give the snowman his member, it became genderless. I did however, got to give the snowman a big ole smile of relief. (see photoalbum for pics)

I'll Take Narcissism For $100 Alec
Seriously. People are actually paying a hundred bucks just so people might go to see their photos and then perhaps rate them? What will happen? You'll have more points, more power over other Tappers. Do you get a trophy for being most shallow? Why do people choose to blow off making REAL friends in exchange for empty comments and a bigger "friendship" list? Well, unless you're getting laid by some of the folks you are meeting on here. That's acceptable i guess lol.

I Don't Get What's Going On
This person...I don't know. They have no clue what they want to do. I ask, and they don't know. But, they do things that indicate they're not happy. They've told me. I'm like, "If you aren't happy, and you are TRULY showing it, why are you there?" It doesn't make sense. To show that you've tried? But, you aren't happy? What are you trying to prove? I don't get it. It hurts. I just don't know.... Indee

Random Things About Me
10 RANDOM THINGS ABOUT ME 1. I love helping people 2. I had straight hair til I was in junior high, then it got really curly, now I have it chemically straightened 3. I'm really good at offering advice 4. I almost went to school in New Orleans 5. I applied to go to Harvard 6. I play guitar 7. I have a younger brother, and he's a metrosexual 8. My favorite show growing up was Thomas the Tank Engine 9. I am told I have "the softest bed ever" 10. I am told I make "the greatest margaritas ever" 9 WAYS TO WIN MY HEART 1. Laugh at my jokes 2. Be willing to have deep talks 3. Be honest 4. Smile, a lot 5. Put up with me when I'm a dork 6. Don't get jealous, trust me, I don't cheat 7. Tell me if something I do upsets you 8. Compliment me 9. Be worthy of respect 8 THINGS I CARRY/WEAR EVERYDAY 1. Wallet 2. Phone 3. iPod 4. Contacts / Glasses 5. Watch 6. Cologne 7. Keys 8. Underwear? 7 THINGS THAT ANNOY ME 1. LYING! 2. Drama 3. Crying over nothing 4. Cou

Let Me Go Off A Minute
ok, for all you crazies out there NO! im not a racist. but this thing on the border has my ass wanting to chew crackers. 2 border agents,(Ramos and Campion) have got a dozen yrs apeice for shooting an illegal who was smuggeling drugs into the U.S. didnt kill him just wounded him. they "violated" his civil rights. Im not sure but i think you have to be a U.S. citizen to have civil rights in this country. since then the illegal in question has been caught again only this time with more drugs than last time and with more illegals, hes sueing the feds for being shot. now, just this week another sheriffs deputy has shot at a car that tried to run him over and while trying to take out his tires hit an illegal in the arm. the same fuckin judge gave him 10 yrs that gave the border agents 12. is there something wrong here or am i the one who is thinking in the wrong manner. would love to read some feed back on this issue. so let it go man! hit me with what you all have. just wanted to rant a

My Wife
I'm horny as can be But there is nobody to please me. All I can do is play to please me. The drinks don't help me, All I need is my sexy wife who can please me. She is just right for me very wild and Mysteries. With her full lips just right for kissing and her full Large breasts those 40 Fs Wows and her sexy body That rocks my world and god I want her, My wife is that one for me. She can give me the energy I need once again. She that can help me remember The feeling she gets with me as the Pleasures of being bound together as one. I think I forgot that feeling Been too long without her. She haves what it takes to please me. She and I do not see how it can please me so much. If I never get her then my hand is were it will be, It is not for me, they don't have what I need. I wish I had her here with me right now. She could protect me, Love me, and cuddle with me. Argue with me, most of all is my best friend. So I can give her all of me. So she can be wit

What Kind Of Pagan Are You?
You scored as Shamanic Pagan. A shamanic pagan's roots are generally found in Native American faith. A true love and respect for the earth and all that it yields is central to their faith. Wisdom is most often found in spirit guides or totems, who can be animals, ancestors, or spirits. Pagans who follow this path tend to be far more aware of the delicate web that interweaves the lives of every person and thus move within that web accordingly. They're usually deeply insightful, friendly, loving people and excellent friends and parents. Mysterious and strong, as well, they are often the protectors of their friends and family as well as the moral compass for their friends and loved ones. Shamanic Pagan100%Ecclectic Pagan75%Zoroastrian Pagan65%Eastern Pagan40%Kabbalistic Pagan35%Norse Pantheonic Pagan (Asatru)30%Sumerian, Babylonian, and Mesopotamian Pagans30%Greek Pantheonic Pagan25%Egyptian Pantheonic Pagan

Where Did I Go??
In all the routine of daily life being the mommy the maid and the wife I often just sit and think of what I used to want to be... A singer in a country band, a writer travelling to foreign lands, a doctor with a healing touch, an actress who was loved so much. But I look around and all I see, are dirty dishes and wounded knees, clothes piled on the bathroom floor, bills I didnt mail the day before. Between snotty noses and family meals, and loving kisses for wound to heal, tucking my children into bed, teeth getting brushed and prayers said, I wonder what exactly would I change If I could do this once again, My life redone, from start to end, and difference in the way my road bends. And even though I can dream, I'm still just happy being me, and often find I wouldn't change my life not one single thing. for in the raising of my kids I once again have life to give, dreams undone they can attempt, and in doing that my times well spent.

Daddys Poem
i came across this and its increadable if it dosent make u shed some tears your a cold heart less piece of...... well u know Daddy's Poem Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher

Our Father
Our Father, I ask you to bless my friends, relatives and those that I care deeply for, who are reading this right now. Show them a new revelation of your love and power. Holy Spirit, I ask you to minister to their spirit at this very moment. Where there is pain, give them your peace and mercy. Where there is self-doubt, release a renewed confidence through your grace. Where there is need, I ask you to fulfill their needs. Bless their homes, families, finances, their goings and their comings. In Jesus' precious name I ask you to Bless all of us. Amen. Copyright ©2007 Running Wolf

Cherokee Wisdom
Cherokee Wisdom An old Cherokee was teaching his grandson about life. "A fight is going On inside each one of us," he said to the boy. "It is a fight to the Death, and it is Between two wolves. "One is darkness -- he is anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, Arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false Pride, superiority, and ego. "The other is enlightened -- he is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, Humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion, And faith. The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his Grandfather, "Which wolf will win?" The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed." What is a Warrior? Copyright ©2007 Running Wolf

Cherokee Dawn
Cherokee Dawn I awaken to the silence, Softly it wraps around the world; Dreams still float upon the air, Not yet ready to loosen their memory. Quietly I step outside, The sleeping world unaware that I am there; Above me the sky is still dark, Stars still glimmer, but the moon is low. All about me the air is hushed, Breezes gently ruffle my hair; caress my cheek First morning song of the lark gently wafts across the valley, Seems for me she sings alone. In the east there now is a faint luminescence, A hint of pearly tones etch the edges of the tree crowned hills; Strong and tall they await the coming, Of a new day, filled with promise. More light gently flows westward, Now across the valley I see a vision; The hills are wreathed in a living mist, It moves, touches each thing in it's path. The sky now is filled with glorious colors, blue, cerise, lavender, the hues of dawn; Mists slowly ebb backward into the forests, Retreating, going home to await th

Madness
I've told you before Exactly what's been going on It's not my fault I can't talk about it It's not my fault I feel this way I can't open up I need to feel free But I am smothered I need space I need someone I need a lot I need nothing I want everything I want nothing I want no one I want everyone I can't take this anymore I stand here alone Looking back Where was I? Where were you.... I stand here now The flames gather and flash about me I look ahead and see no one I look behind me and see nothing I run toward the flame that will be my home This hell is my home This hell is my only solitude I feel safe. I feel scared So where were you? Where was I? This is all just the madness within What the fuck is wrong with me? Why do I push you away? Why do I want you so close. I'm a failure. So get away from me while you have the chance. Don't get swept up in my madness. What the fuck is wrong with me? Where was I? But where were YOU?!

Fantasy
Lightning flashes across the sky.. I am standing there naked in the pouring rain, thunder echoing in the background..The only light is from the moon mostly covered by the clouds.. I look across the yard and there she is slowly walking towards me. Beautiful sleek naked raindrops glistening her body.. I stand there anxious unable to move as she gets closer.. I shiver from the cold rain hitting my body.. Seconds feel like hours as I wait for her to get to me.. Finally she is there standing in front of me.. Her breasts barely touching mine.. She reaches out and brushes my hair away from my face and slowly traces down the side of my face with her fingers.. She leans toward me and reaches out to trace my quivering lips with her tongue and then slowly and deeply kisses me. Our bodies are pressed tightly together.. A heat is moving through me and I no longer feel the rain beating against us.. She takes her hands and grips my breasts pinching on my nipples with her fingers. I moa

The Sacred Seven Prayers
The Sacred Seven Prayers O Great Spirit, who art before all else and who dwells in every object, in every person and in every place, we cry unto Thee. We summon Thee from the far places into our present awareness. O Great Spirit of the North, who gives wings to the waters of the air and rolls the thick snowstorm before Thee, Who covers the Earth with a sparkling crystal carpet above whose deep tranquility every sound is beautiful. Temper us with strength to withstand the biting blizzards, yet make us thankful for the beauty which follows and lies deep over the warm Earth in its wake. O Great Spirit of the East, the land of the rising Sun, Who holds in your right hand the years of our lives and in your left the opportunities of each day. Brace us that we may not neglect our gifts nor lose in laziness the hopes of each day and the hopes of each year. O Great Spirit of the South, whose warm breath of compassion melts the ice that gathers round our hearts, whose fragrance speaks

2.09.07
WHY? when did i invite you to take the last of it that hope that kept things burning there are no more angels for these weary brown eyes perhaps there never were and you were the lesson to end it all that foolish ways must stop the ring would never turn the heart is mine and mine alone bound by fear and anger and shown on a lonely hand bearing the symbol of our ancestors the loving heart melted and fell through the cracks into mother earth and to a quiet surrender leaving only unanswered questions in this the deep of night when did i invite you to break my heart Goodbye to the Heart is there a synopsis to this pain that has repeated again dark and challenging a wind of change for the worse thank you, sinner against the love borne thief of hearts and man with the perfect words when you stole the last gift did you think or care did your words hold any meaning or are you as shallow as the air in this hell? is love so viscous a thing that it flows

Bubble Bath
I walk into the bathroom wearing a dark green silk robe that comes just below my hips a glass of sangria in my hands. The only light is from the candles burning. I look into the mirror and take a sip of the sangria it's sweet and my tongue darts out to catch the drops off my lips.. My Bath is ready, I look toward the tub and see steam rising off the top of the bubbles sparkling in the candle light. I set the glass down and gently pull my hair on top of my head and secure it with a clip. Not all of it will stay up though so small strands fall down to frame my face and neck. Slowly I untie the belt of my robe and let it slip slowly off my shoulders to fall to the floor behind me. My body quivers with anticipation as I walk to the tub. Carefully I start to get in. The water is very hot and immediately my skin turns pink and I let out a sigh as I lower my body into the water. I lay back and the bubbles swarm around me. My breasts gently bounce from the jets pulsating the water

My Best So Far
I hope you all enjoy this just thought I would share another little fantasy of mine so here goes....... It is a friday night. I had decided earlier that I would go out and have a good time dancing at the local nightclub and so I did. I had a great time but never in my wildest dreams would I have imagined what would happen next. I walk over to my car and as I am about to get in I notice this woman walking out of the club coming toward me. I had noticed her in the club earlier that night with some friends. She was very beautiful her long black hair blowing in the wind. She calls out to me saying she needs to ask me something so I step away from my car to walk closer to her. Just as I get to the front of my car a van pulls up and there is a hand over my mouth as I am lifted into the air and thrown into the van. I see the woman get in and then I am blindfolded. We drive for a short while before the van stops and I am taken from the van into a house. I am taken over to a b

Oh Great Spirit
OH GREAT SPIRIT "Oh, Great Spirit, whose voice I hear in the wind, Whose breath gives life to the entire world ? Hear me; I need your strength and wisdom. Let me walk in beauty, and make my eyes ever behold the red and purple sunset. Make my hands respect the things you have made and my ears sharp to hear your voice Make me wise so that I may understand the things you have taught my people. Help me to remain calm and strong in the face of all that comes towards me. Let me learn the lessons you have hidden in every leaf & rock. Help me seek pure thoughts & act with the intention of helping others. Help me find compassion without empathy overwhelming me. I seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy - Myself. Make me always ready to come to you with clean hands and straight eyes. So when life fades, as the fading sunset, my spirit may come to you without shame. Copyright ©2007 Running Wolf

"planet Cherry"last Chance To Hear...trance Set...on Me Page...(revised)
View My Page...Fan Me...I'M PRESENTLY RECORDING A NEW SET OF TRANCE TRACKS...ATM...THAT I WILL PUBLISH SHORTLY OF ON ME PAGE.I HOPE YOU TAKE THE OPPORTUNITY TO LISTEN ONE MORE TIME TO THE CURRENT SET OF TRANCE.I HAVE VERY MUCH APPRECIATED YOUR EMAILS AND COMMENTS.REQUESTS ARE WELCOME AND MOUNTING QUICKLY,SO IF THERE'S SOMETHING YOU WANNA HEAR,SEND OFF A EMAIL TO ME.I MUST SAY THAT YOU HAVE MADE ME FIRST WEEK OUT HERE @Cherrytap ONE BIG "CHERRY BLAST".I CERTAINLY LOOK FORWARD TO MY CONTINUING RELATIONSHIPS WITH ME FANS AND FRIENDS IN THE FUTURE.I ALSO WANNA THANK THE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN OF "PLANET CHERRY" FOR THERE THOUGHTFULNESS!FOR THOSE WHO HAVE TAKEN THE TIME TO BRING OUT THE DEVILISH CHARM IN ME...I SEND MUCH LOVE...IF YOU COULD REPOST THIS BULLETIN IN YOUR PERSONAL CHERRY WORLD IT WOULD BE APPRECIATED...I WOULD LOVE TO EXTEND ME PLANET CHERRY NETWORK HERE AMONG THE CHERRY MASSES.THANX AGAIN.-Master Trance

Its In His Kiss
since finding cherry tap I have been nonstop online playin around on it. its fun and I have enjoyed meeting all the interesting people on here. I am a christian... who is struggling with the old bad girl in me... silly I know... its not as bad as it sounds. I just mean that in my belief there is no premarital sex. the thing is this is very hard. I am a 35 year old who has been in full blown menapause for 7 years now because of cancer. and in this time in a womans world it goes two ways.. either you don't want it at all or all the time... I would be a all the time kinda girl. ALL the time! and I am blessed to have a wonderful and sexy boyfriend who likes that about me, and how wild I am, adventurous, experimental...naughty. but someone from church knows that I have been spending weekends at his house... yep called across the carpet.. they were pissed. mike says how could something that feels so good be a bad thing? that is not a time to quote scripture, so I pray later but ugh! I am a

Shadows Of The Past
Shadows Of The Past Shadows of the past fall behind me Tossed aside on the road less traveled Before me is the path to my future Footsteps line my dreams unraveled In the distance I see what I have lost Growing darker with the fading sun The moon calls the stars to join him For every new light, one wish undone Past the sky I look toward the heavens To God this one question I ask If what I wanted is no longer possible My future will you please unmask This is something that I can not answer It can only be answered inside of you Past choices will effect your journey And the pain you put someone else through Don't give up, stay strong and have faith Your purpose I'll promise you'll find The key is to let go of yesterday Look forward and never behind I keep walking, careful not to turn As the sun once again starts to rise Unclear of tomorrow or the future But with a faith that is newly energized … Copyright ©2007 Running Wolf

My Beloved Wife
MY BELOVED WIFE Friendship is a rare jewel that shines, Only when you give it a sunny smile Friendship is a lock that opens, Only when you unlock your true self to it Friendship is a song, which is sung, Only when you know its rhythm Friendship is a dream, which comes true, Only when you believe in it Friendship is a sun, which rises, Only when your heart has set on it Friendship is a throne, on which you can sit, Only when you share your kingdom with it Friendship is a path, which you will find, Only when you know you are lost Friendship is a hand that holds yours, Only when you extend yours Friendship is an album of reminiscences, which you can leaf through, Only when you cherish it Friendship is a lamp, which lights, Only when you know it will assuage your heart Friendship is a lantern, which glows, Only when you need the warmth of it Friendship is a language, which you speak, Only when you know the meaning of it Friendship is a potpourri of feelings, whic

Family
Family Family is there until the end, they’re always themselves, no pretend. They're not afraid to be seen with you, they will never betray you. Family will never tell secrets they promise to keep; they make you feel good about yourself in times of weep. They come and cheer for you at your games, in a friend there is no shame. Family is there to listen when you're depressed; they are the people you should know best. Families are like presents you open again and again, Always are with you through thick and thin. Copyright ©2007 Running Wolf

Valentine's Day
Hello all. I have my various thoughts of Valentine's Day. You know, I'm 27 years old. I've never had a Valentine before. I guess I'm kinda bitter towards the whole thing. Most of my friends don't like the holiday because they feel that a certain day shouldn't be pushed aside to show how much you appreciate your loved one. I'm the type of person who would do something nice for a woman I love just because. No reason intended. I guess what Valentine's Day would be for me would be going all out. No, I don't know. I'm a home person. All I want to do is have a nice dinner, maybe watch a movie with someone I love, and just sit there, holding her in my arms, or holding her hand the entire time. After the movie, tell her how much she means to me and how much I love her. Thing is, that's not exempt for just Valentine's Day. That's how I am EVERY day. The only difference is, there might be chocolates involved, but I'm a bit of a chocoholic myself so I'd probably eat them in

Sorry Ive Not Been On
To all that know me , and to all those that ilove.My dear friends im so sorry that i hav'nt been on the computer for so long .But i have been making so many changes in my life. I have also been in hospital . But now im back . FITTER STRONGER and ready to face the world , and what it can chuck at me . xxx

Bomb Him!! Rate Him!!
Hi to all! I am asking for you to show some luv on this bothas page! Yep you got, its my son....and YES he is old enough. He's 19,he;s new on here and needs a little help. chris_perkins@ CherryTAP

Cold Heart
Your my Dark love. With your eyes of Thunder, A heart of stone, Gentle words saying your all alone. Greeting deaths dark hand you await, For your your life you gladly contemplate. Shedding tears of sorrow, with a face of sadness, Revealing the scars that show your ultimate madness. Your sinister thoughts roaming a mind untold, Never sharing or sparing there yours to hold. Taking each breath as though its your last, Simply living your life as though its a task. Bleeding cuts from hurt and deceit you make, Escaping your pain and heartache you forsake. Now a heart of stone from what she called a "Game", You sit there in the dark and believe your to blame. But your my Dark love. With your eyes of Thunder and now a heart of stone, I'm here to tell you, " You'll never be alone."

Silence
Wind and Water, Storm an Rain Who the hell do you have now to blame Sadness brought on by hearts desire Your body containing a blazing inner fire Pieces of her soul floating down a imaginary stream She lays there alone in the black of night, holding back her shattering scream The jagged cuts appearing from all her unbearable pain Her flesh so torn from the razor she slipped upon her bulging vein Streams of crimson lay in a path upon the floor Slowly she watches as her life slips away, as it flows under her bedroom door A few glances of light now fading into darkness For today she had ended her ultimate unhappiness.

Dead Flower
Cryptic images running through her head Sadistic tones in the words he said Cuts of anger spread down her leg Now she lays there with nothing left to dread Puddles of her blood form upon the floor Hurt and anger she can no longer ignore Through life she dealt with all those words of hate Just to wake up each morning with a life she contemplates Sinister thoughts deep down in her heart A shaky hand guides the razor as it tears her skin apart Smiling through tears as she causes her body harm, A stream of crimson trails down her ivory arm Softly she whispers to herself in the dead of night "See you finally accomplished something right.." A simple girls life had secrets never to be told As shallow breaths come from a body that slowly grows cold.

Love Is Pain
but love is my life. i try to take this life one day at a time but sometimes several days attack me all at once. the other day ranked pretty high on the fucked up scale. its like im trying to swim but i cant keep my head above the water. i guess its cause my cousins funeral is coming up. i guess deep down military funerals scare me...it makes me think that one day it'll be my dad or sean...and i just cant handle that. they asked me to do the reading at my cousin's church service and im worried i wont be able to keep myself together long enough to do it. im scared i'll his his little girls and just lose it. my family has lost 5 members with him since the war started. its taken a toll on us... but what surprises me is that my younger cousin just signed up...even after everything my family still holds true to our military roots.....guess we really are too stubborn for our own good. but ::sigh:: enough of that....sean is due for leave in march...which is only 19 days away. so i g

Irish Brithers
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender says to him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time." The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we all drank together." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way: he orders three pints and drinks the three pints by taking drinks from each of them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars in the bar notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want

Garfield, The Big Orange Cat.
Great big yawn as I cuddle with Pookie Another day begins I hope Jon made lasagna Rolling my eyes at Odie He wants to play fetch Filling my tummy with all the food Jon brought home I think I might go take a nap Even though it's not yet noon I roll into my bed Let's see if there is anything left for a snack still hungry Don't forget to get my lasagna tomorrow Jon or else Garfield the Big Orange Cat

Balloon
Hippity hop the balloon went pop It's life was short but sweet as it floated across the street Freed from the grasp of sticky hands it ventured in search of far off lands But all it could manage a short swift dash then bump into the baby's carriage With a bang it expired too short a life for one so inspired But venture it did from life it never hid To be free was all it sought everything else counted for nought

Completely
Completely: I'll give my all or not at all there's no in-between I'll give my best, wont second guess this feeling deep in me You make me want to love you You fill me up with love Oh how I over flow when we touch, can't get enough and I want you to know you make mewant to love you with every breath I'll love you Oh so endlessly. I'll give you my heart, my soul I wont hold back, I'll give you everything. All of me Completely...

What Is This?
Round and shiny you'd better watch out One wrong move and it's broken Floating so effotlessly Across the bright sky What is this? You can see through it Though it may look odd Don't let it fall And pop can you tell yet What is this? Blow it into shape Try and catch it Before it falls What is this? BUBBLES BUBBLES BUBBLES BUBBLES BUBBLES BUBBLES

Mary Had A Little Lamb
Mary had a little lamb, Its fleese was black as soot, And every where that Mary went, It left a Sooty foot_______Print! Mary had a little Lamb, A Plate of chips and a slice of Ham, A Custard tart and a slice of cake, And what a mess did Mary make! Mary liked her little Lamb, It Followed her to school, It sat in her Class, Drinking from a glass, Getting top marks, Now he's the head of the class!

Toy Party
So, My friend "Karah" will be throwing a toy party next Friday night ! Thank goodness cause man do I need a new vibrating boyfriend ! Ok, My boyfriends of the past.... The first was my "Swan" named "Scott" he gave me quite a few great yrs ! Then one fine day that f*cker went "zzzzappp" and a puff of smoke came from him and I threw it across the room ! It scared me ! Now he is retired in the drawer ! The second was my "Dolphin" named "Sam" he only gave me a few great mths ! That sucked cause he was good in bed ! Well one day with him I was changin the batteries and "click" the backing of the batteries broke off ! "SHIT" Now he works when he wants to ! Just like a man ! He is in the drawer now as well ! Yes, My drawer is a graveyard of vibrators ! Although I do have one double dildo that smells like grapes ! I'm saving that for a girlfriend that will enjoy it as much as I will ! One day ?!? Now brings me to the "Party" ! Friday night I will be on the lookout for a n

Hurt Me
Hurt me Why in the world did you hurt me? Just when I thought I’d found someone to trust, you took away your love and Hurt me I still can’t believe you hurt me Just when I thought it was safe to come in You let me want you, and need you, and then You left me, like a child in the rain Now I’m mending myself of the pain Oh, you hurt me Yes, you left me Like a child in the rain Now I’m lost in an ocean of pain Oh, you hurt me I fell in love and it hurt me Can’t you imagine how I’m feeling now? Oh, will you ever know how? You, hurt me

Crabby Old Man
Crabby Old Man What do you see nurses? .......What do you see? What are you thinking......when you're looking at me? A crabby old man, ....not very wise, Uncertain of habit ........with faraway eyes? Who dribbles his food.......and makes no reply. When you say in a loud voice....."I do wish you'd try!" Who seems not to notice ....the things that you do. And forever is losing ...

I Believe---
I believe - . . . that just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do. I believe - . . . that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe - . . that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I believe - . . . that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for "true love". I believe - . . . that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe - . . . that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be I believe - . that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I believe - . . . that you can keep going long after you think you can't. I believe - . . . that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. I believe -

Fantasy Is A Hobby
The realms that night were quivering in anticipation, you could smell it in the air. Ethelred sat in the tree line, the shrubs and undergrowth was more than enough to hide his form, as he had so many times before. He had never managed to sneak this close to the hunt circle, so near, enough to feel the heat from the moot flames. The other figures dancing around the ascending golden embers, with their meaningless vocalizations... something he had not done, nor could he ever hope to, the Get hunt party that we watching, and had seen so many times before. It was to the point to where he could envision every step that each of the pups would make in their ascension right of hunt. Something he had not ever had and part of him hated them for that reason. "Dreaming Thomas?" the feminine voice shook ethelred out of his dazed complexion. He turned, there she was. A dazzling display of strength and female softness with a voice that could haunt a soul. "You know it is dangerous for you to m

Emotional Malice
do you see these scarring slashes upon my arm i am loving the cause of harm embracing the pain it is what is keeping me sane theres burning flames skorching my heart buttons u pushed causing the start now it is to late to leave you are like a drug that i need because i am wanting you more and more so its your last chance before i close this door will you slip through that tiny crack as i turn my back or when i come around will you still be found holding my burning heart or shall you allow me to be ripped apart like so many times before i am left on the lonely side of a slamming door

Untitled
i think i am going insane like a mad man laughing at the rain laughing at the hurt laughing at the pain i smirk upon the thought of how easily death can be bought giggle at the sound as i hear your heart pound for you are scarred by the sight of my face i am so ugly its a disgrace wishing you weren't here what i love you fear not knowing how i may act one minute like this now i am like that can you handle my mind not knowing what you may find i could be all your fears all your tears all that agony you built up within i caused your bigest sin cause i am your master but can i now just be your servant i can do things you can't i will do things you won't i am no good and i am no evil but you could love me still this you may deny i can be seen with only one eye cause i am in your soul and i am what makes you whole

Falling In Love Already?
Been around Second Life for only 2 days, and have a friend. Well, kind of a boyfriend even. His name is Arad, which sounds very nice to me. And he IS nice, very polite, wearing a smoking, short black hair, slender, about my size. Met him two times now and quite fancy him. Doesn't scoff at my body but giving me little things to make me look better. Inviting me for drinks and some smoke... I love to just stroll around with him across islands, we both don't know, talking, looking, marveling. Can hardly wait to see him again, to be honest with you. But before that, I gotta do some exploring single-handedly. Can't just come out of my tight family-bonds, and into an all-exclusive relationship. Or can I? Really don't know. This other guy kinda pimp looking, but somehow quite captivating, gave me the addressl of a place, he wants me to visit. caribbean sunrise, doesn't this sound nice? I guess I check it out soon. All by myself...

Dreaming
seems i've been dreaming a lot more lately. though they aren't dreams i'm really in control of. last night was sort of weird. my dreams often seem to have some underlying mystery to them but i never seem to know what it is. like there's some plot or something. last night though it was confusing because the girl would look like felicity or something, but then in my mind it would be ravyn and such. i hate when that happens cuz then i get confuzzled. anyways i know i had a dream where i was certain it was ravyn yet i can't remember what happened in that one :/ and then when it looked like felicity but i was thinking of ravyn we were in a room there were two other people and i was holding her hand. there was something we were trying to do but i don't remember, and somehow the two guys got mad and turned on us and one of them was trying to grab the girl and i started to try and stop them and such. in another one it had to do with being in washington and i was splitting fire wood, and onc

Magical Order
Which Magical Order Are You In? You are a Spiritualist. Your magic flows from the primal forces of the cosmos. You could be a gentle Healer, a miraculous Prophet or a spirit-summoning War-mage with the strong link your soul provides to the realms beyond reality. You have preternatural abilities, intutively sensing the personality of people you meet and discerning events yet to happen. You enhance your aura with meditative pursuits. You are a good judge of character but your idealism or morality can confuse others.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

I'll Try
Here we are Talkin' bout forever Both know damn well It's not easy together We've both felt love We've both felt pain I'll take the sunshine Over the rain And I'll try To love only you And I'll try My best to be true Oh darlin', I'll try So I'm not scared It's worth a chance to me Take my hand Let's face eternity Well I can't tell you That I'll never change But I can swear That in every way And I'll try To love only you And I'll try My best to be true Oh darlin', I'll try I'm not perfect Just another man But I will give you All that I am And I'll try To love only you And I'll try My best to be true Oh darlin', I'll try I'll try To be true to you I'll try I'll try To always love you I'll try

Hey Everyone!your Help Is Needed!
ok for the last month or so i have really gotten into makeing layouts for myspace.yeah i know i said myspace lol but i love doing it and it gives me something that i can do express myself. i even now have a few ppl that have me make there layouts just for them.Now when i make a layout i make ALL of it. I make the background the network the contact table all of it myself on my computer.I never know if it looks ok or not.So im going to start putting things ive made here and im hopeing that all of you can tell me the truth.I ask Dave waht he thinks and he just tells me how great it is and that i rock lolBut i know that if it needs something or is just flat out ugly someone on here will tell me lol ok so for the first thing im going to put here i made last night what do u think? good bad ugly? leave me some comments and let me know.

The Nerve Of People Rateing My Profile A 1
It takes all kinds,Shame Cherrytap has begun to get infiltrated by shitheads.People that don't know me from a hole in the wall.Don't have the Balls to say who they are.But constantly rate my profile a 1.The Balls of these people,then when you find out who these shameless idiots are they block my ass.These Shameless individuals are just like the Terrorists in Bush's Oil war.Driving in with a bomb strapped to there car to kill a few U.S.Soldiers.Hit an run tactics.Lots of Rampage going threw me today.First time in any War,Soldiers are being held accountable for killing Civilians,an are being tried for Murder.Civilians are a Casualty of war that can't be helped.Bush should be tried for treason an all the other Republican rulers of these United States.Not the soldiers.By the time most will come home,they will be so messed up in the head,They won't be no good for there Wives an Familly they left behind.A bunch of Metal Cases running around,with battle shock.An more than half will commit Su

Anna Nicole Smith's Mother Blames Drugs
HOLLYWOOD, Fla. - The mother of former Playboy playmate and model Anna Nicole Smith blamed drugs Friday for her daughter's sudden death that ended an extraordinary tabloid life at just 39. "I think she had too many drugs, just like Danny (Smith's late son)," her mother, Vergie Arthur, told ABC's "Good Morning America" on Friday. "I tried to warn her about drugs and the people she hung around with. She didn't listen. "She was too drugged up." Smith's attorney, Ron Rale, said the one-time reality TV star had been ill for several days with a fever and was still depressed over the death five months earlier of her 20-year-old son from what a private medical examiner determined was a combination of methadone and two antidepressants. On Thursday, authorities say, a private nurse found Smith unconscious in her room at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino and called 911. A bodyguard performed CPR, Seminole Police Chief Charlie Tiger said, but Smith was declared dead at a hospita

Weekend
Hello My Friends, we go to a new weekend. Next week Valatine days. Who is your valetine??? MyHotComments / HotFreeLayouts When you want you can also add me on msn. keesxx@hotmail.com Have a nice and great weekend.

Rage
Rage Can you taste it. Just below the surface. rolling, coiling, slowly boiling. Begging for release. No topic . No target. No place to pounce, with madman's cackling glee. No place justice to appease. Vile and blinding, noxious and pernicious. Corruption of the whole. Aimless and blameless. un assuaged. galled. Fighting mood! Somebody, anybody. Give me a reason. Open your mouth. That top mounted anal orifice. That undirected haze. That inhabits the day, and violates the night. Wickedly nefarious. Disfiguring reality. Instinct Hardwired in men. When life isn't right, Fight or flight. amped for action, encounter. The hunter. Or prey Smile the civilized style. Savage hidden, in a three piece suit BY TODD MICHAEL YODER

On Letting Go
Did you know that it doesn't hurt to drown? I do. I remember. When I was 3, my daddy took us all camping and fishing with him...Momma, me, and my little sister, Lisa. I don't remember which lake we were at, but I remember the muddy water.....a reddish brown that you could barely see your hand through. My uncle Barney was getting into the flat-bottomed fishing boat to get back to the thing that drew them here.....fishing, of course. My momma, holding her pregnant stomach, and my aunt Dorothy, my daddy's sister, were sitting at a picnic table not far from shore.....the lake was up. My sister, who was 1 year old, sat upon my daddy's shoulders, waving her arms as her dark hair curled in a cupie doll curl on the top of her head. Daddy waded into the water, and I waded in right beside him. Daddy seemed like a giant to me back then, of course. He was 6 feet tall and built like the Taurus he was. His red hair and beard used to make me think of some wild Viking, but most p

Passionfire
PASSIONFIRE In the semi darkness. Breathing ragged from need Looking upon her stretched languidly,indolently. across my bed. Abolishing my fears as i draw near. peaceful on the surface. Inflamed within. Contained. with-strained. running my hand across her flesh. She shivers under my touch with ragged breath. As i caress her breast. Across her stomach, Feeling the moistness. she groans with duress. Clutching at my hair. She pulls me down. AS my toungue darts. Her breath catches. back arching, moaning. Slowly i kiss my way up. Clutching at me She begs. Whispers,, Through a red haze. I can barely see her face. S L O W L Y Entering. Shivering Enveloped. Trying to go slow. To be tranquil, serene. NO longer contained. Uncontrolled, savage cries blending like a symphony. Lust well matched. Nearing, screaming. clutching. simultaneously. Exalted.

I Wish
I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright no matter how gray the day may appear. I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun even more. I wish you enough happiness to keep your spirit alive and everlasting. I wish you enough pain so that even the smallest of joys in life may appear bigger. I wish you enough gain to satisfy your wanting. I wish you enough loss to appreciate all that you possess. I wish you enough hellos to get you through the final good-bye.

Grandma's Hands
GRANDMA'S HANDS This is good; I'll never look at my hands the same! >Grandma, some ninety plus years, sat feebly on the patio bench. She >didn't move, just sat with her head down staring at her hands. >When I sat down beside her she didn't acknowledge my presence and the >longer I sat I wondered if she was OK. >Finally, not really wanting to disturb her but wanting to check on her >at the same time, I asked her if she was OK. >She raised her head and looked at me and smiled. "Yes, I'm fine, thank >you for asking," she said in a clear voice strong. >"I didn't mean to disturb you, grandma, but you were just sitting here >staring at your hands and I wanted to make sure you were OK," I > >explained to her. >"Have you ever looked at your hands," she asked. "I mean really looked >at your hands?" I slowly opened my hands and stared down at them. I >turned them over, palms up and then palms down. No, I guess I had never >really looked at my hands as I tried to figure

Phone Call
On a Saturday night several weeks ago, this pastor was working late, and decided to call his wife before he left for home. It was about 10:00 PM, but his wife didn't answer the phone. The pastor let the phone ring many times. He thought it was odd that she didn't answer, but decided to wrap up a few things and try again in a few minutes. When he tried again she answered right away. He asked her why she hadn't answered before, and she said that it hadn't rung at their house. They brushed it off as a fluke and went on their merry ways. The following Monday, the pastor received a call at the church office, which was the phone that he'd used that Saturday night. The man that he spoke with wanted to know why he'd called on Saturday night. The pastor couldn't figure out what the man was talking about. Then the man said, "It rang and rang, but I didn't answer." The pastor remembered the mishap and apologized for disturbing him, explaining that he'd intended to ca

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ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it. FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?" FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great

God Is Like...
A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look at TV commercials and see if they could use them in some way to communicate ideas about God. Here are some of the results: scroll down. God is like. BAYER ASPIRIN He works miracles. God is like. a FORD He's got a better idea. God is like. COKE He's the real thing. (This is great) God is like. HALLMARK CARDS He cares enough to send His very best. God is like. TIDE He gets the stains out that others leave behind. God is like. GENERAL ELECTRIC He brings good things to life. God is like. SEARS He has everything. God is like. ALKA-SELTZER Try Him, you'll like Him God is like. SCOTCH TAPE You can't see Him, but you know He's there. God is like. DELTA He's ready when you are. God is like. ALLSTATE You're in good hands with Him. God is like. VO-5 Hair Spray He holds through all kinds o

Holidays ??????
DId you ever wonder why holidays are such a big deal????? I mean I would feel like it is more from the heart if something was done unexpectedly. When you only do something cause you have to, it doesnt feel that special to me. If you were dating me would you be mad if I told you to forget all holidays and that you are only allowed to done something special on none holidays?????? I mean I want things done because you want to, not because you have to..... What do you think????

This Will Make U Sad...
My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Chariles bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, > > > >He says its my fault > > > >He suffers a

Age-vs Youth
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?" Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!" Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put

Slavegirl's Body Affirmations
slave’s Face exists for Master's pleasure To look beautiful for Master, For him to kiss, for him to cum on, for him to stroke slave’s Hair exists for Master's pleasure To look beautiful for Master, for him to pull on, For him to lead slave by, For him to pull as he cums in me slave’s Eyes exists for Master's pleasure To look beautiful for Master, so slave can watch him, so slave can stare at what he demands slave’s Nose exists for Master's pleasure To look beautiful for Master, To smell his scent, to press into his stomach while I suck his cock slave’s Mouth exists for Master's pleasure To look beautiful for Master, For him to kiss, for him to cum in, so slave can suck his cock, to receive his gag slave’s Ears exists for Master's pleasure To Hear his commands, to nibble on, To make his slave squirm using his tongue within slave’s Cheeks exists for Master's pleasure To look beautiful for Master, for him to cum on, to rub his cock against slave’s Neck exists for Master's pleasure

Lessons Learned
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologised "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory." Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity

I Still Believe - Song By Jeremy Camp
For my friends who are having a hard time. Scattered words and empty thoughts Seem to pour from my heart I've never felt so torn before Seems i dont know where to start But its now i feel your grace fall like rain From every fingertip washing away my pain I still believe in your faithfulness I still believe in your truth I still believe in your holy word Even when I dont see I still believe Though the questions still fog up my mind With promises i still seem to bear Even when answers slowly unwind It's my heart I see you prepare But its now that I feel your grace fall like rain From every fingertip washing away my pain The only place I can go is into your arms Where I throw to you my feeble prayers in brokeness I can see that this is your will for me Help me to know you are near

The New Ceo
A large company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired a new CEO. This new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business! He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the young fellow looked at him and replied, "I make $300 a week. Why?" The CEO then handed the guy $1,200 in cash and screamed, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back." Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?" A voice came from across the room, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's.”

Know Your Friends
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him. Moral of the story: (1) Not everyone who sh!ts on you is your enemy (2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh!t is your friend (3) And when you're in deep sh!t, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

How The Us Sent $12bn In Cash To Iraq. And Watched It Vanish --special Flights Brought In Tonnes Of Banknotes Which Disappeared Into The War Zone
How the US sent $12bn in cash to Iraq. And watched it vanish --Special flights brought in tonnes of banknotes which disappeared into the war zone 08 Feb 2007 The US flew nearly $12bn in shrink-wrapped $100 bills into Iraq, then distributed the cash with no proper control over who was receiving it and how it was being spent. The staggering scale of the biggest transfer of cash in the history of the Federal Reserve has been graphically laid bare by a US congressional committee. In the year after the invasion of Iraq in 2003 nearly 281 million notes, weighing 363 tonnes, were sent from New York to Baghdad for disbursement to Iraqi ministries and US contractors. Using C-130 planes, the deliveries took place once or twice a month with the biggest of $2,401,600,000 on June 22 2004, six days before the handover. http://www.guardian.co.uk/Iraq/Story/0,,2008189,00.html

10 Things To Do Before I Die.....
10. be covered in blood and gore and take lots of pictures 9. see a mountain 8. punch someone in the throat 7. find THAT girl.... 6. get a pet kittie 5. mud wrestle 4. visit the mutter musem 3. get all the tats i have planned out 2. have my 25th wedding anniversary 1. watch my girls grow up

My Wifey Couldn't Have Said It Better
this is crap this comment limit shit.......i think they should only b able to take it away for a short period of time its bs how its been pretty well 24hrs and i still can't help her in one of her contests.....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr now i know why i don't really come on here much.

Who Is Your Tree?
There she stood. Strong and proud. Weathering the bone chilling wintry storms and blistering sunny days. Her torn and beaten bark showing the rigors of the elements. Her oak branches extending deep into the azure twilight sky. The city lights gleaming around her. her leaves swiftly rustling in the Boston night. It really could be in any town, though. They are all around us. She has been decorated with creamy white lights in the winter and grean and white streamers from the local Spring parade. Always sturdy and present. Even after the harshest storms there she stood. Even after the rain and the snow she was there. Nothing is always strong, though. She shed her leaves. She lost a branch. But she always remained there strong and silent. A pillar of strength for all her encountered her. Watching over all who stood by her. She's been there for all. The sweaty, breathless jogger resting his body against her sturdy trunk to the heartbroken, teary eyed child

Cheryl "peaches" Delaney
We all know about MLK, Marcus Garvey, and the other famous, more prominent black figures in history, but what about the less famous ones who have made, arguably as valuable, contributions? Cheryl "Peaches" Delaney of Englewood, NJ, was working the night shift at a McDonald's in 1974. The 16 year-old high school junior had just been severely reprimanded by her manager, one Arnold McFarland, over her Afro hairdo being unprofessional. McFarland gave her an ultimatum of wearing a clown hat or being fired, and Delaney, working to save money for cosmetology school, relented and wore the clown hat. Hours later, she noticed several of her classmates at the drive-through window, on their way to a party. Luscious Jones, Fred Williams, Eddie James, and Derrick Smith were riding in a green AMC Pacer. The four of them ordered four hamburgers, and were going to split three orders of fries and two Cokes. Peaches, filling the order, noticing that McFarland (the manager) had taken his nigh

A Memory (accepting My Submission)
As i was looking on the computer for my first formal posistions document I ran across a very raw and emotional letter from Master to myself. I will not post it here becuase it is very personal but i thought I would share a memory that it brought forward. This letter i mention was written 9/13/2005. It was written after I asked Master to release me from my submission. I was at a point I felt i was a failure as a slave and submissive and would never be what my Master desired me to be. Master was rather open about our lifestyle and I was not ready for that yet. Many people were discovering what i felt was a private area of our lives. I also felt Master had me on a pedestal and I was constantly falling from it. Master released me but we were still married. Our life for the next few weeks was painful and raw. I had become so accustom to calling my husband Master and not his name that i had no idea what to call him since Master was inapproriate. I would touch my neck and be startled to f

New York Will Sue Exxon, Others Over Brooklyn Oil Spill
New York will sue Exxon, others over Brooklyn oil spill 08 Feb 2007 New York's attorney general told ExxonMobil and two other oil companies Thursday that he intends to sue them for taking decades to clean up a giant, underground pond of petroleum left by the refineries that once lined Brooklyn's waterfront. Hidden beneath more than 50 acres worth of homes and businesses, the subterranean slick is believed to have been floating on top of the water table in the borough's Greenpoint section for at least half a century. http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/energy/2007-02-08-exxon-ny_x.htm

Life Is Unfair Part 2
She wont make it another 24 hours...her oxygen is so low they cant get it back up again....and she has a D.N.R. order....she says she wants to be with grandpa again.........I'm so friggin depressed :(

Interview With Ted Nugent
WHAT DO DEER THINK? Ted Nugent, Rock star and avid Bowhunter was being interviewed by a French journalist and the discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer before you shoot him? Is it, "Are you my friend?" or is it "Are you the one who killed my brother?'" Nugent replied, "Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, "What am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very much like the French."

Pretty Eyes Contest Now Open!
The pretty eyes contest will run for a week... it will end friday feb 16th at 10 a.m. mountain time... The rules are 1. Be respectful! 2. You can comment bomb yourself! 3. Have fun! I will give prizes to the first, second, and third! Prizes will be determined at the end of the contest... Thanks... Everyone :D.... Please come vote for who you want the win the contestents are.... *C Money* *Ray* *magikarp* *boatman* *Sexy Lips* *Mystchaze* *Lost~~Civeteto~~~Queen Witch of Lestats Dark Covenant Family~~~Member of K.O.T~~* *Txsweetbeauty* *Lissaness*

White Tiger Cubs Debut At Argentine Zoo
BUENOS AIRES, Argentina - Three white tiger cubs just weeks old debuted Thursday at the Buenos Aires Zoo in Argentina, romping in pen before delighted children and their parents. The cubs — two females and a male — were born Dec. 23 to Conde and Bety at the zoo in the Argentine capital, and had since been kept out of view. "This is their first big day out," zoo spokeswoman Ana Maria Pirra told The Associated Press, adding the cubs were in good health. Pirra said the cubs weighed about 2.2 pounds at birth and were gaining weight fast, with each now weighing about 13 pounds. She said none of the cubs has yet been named, and that children — who watched with delight as the cubs cavorted playfully Thursday — deposited name suggestions in a box at the zoo, along with their contact information. The cubs' names will be chosen in a drawing in three months, she said. "Each of the winners will be a godfather or godmother to a cub," Pirra said. Conde and Bety had triplets in

Pyshic....
ok - so my wife and i separated for 3 years on and off. previously, we hadn't been getting on. We were always best of friends - soul mates - the day to day stuff we couldn;t handle. We finally have that psychic - ame wavelength thing going. Yestderay, she sat in teh bath, and asked me (mentally) to call her. I called her within a minute. Pyschic instant, or fluke?? It's nice to know we are on teh same wavelenght again though - thinking the same things - coming up with the same ideas atteh same time. very reassuring...

Bulletin Saved For "the Unloved"
DJ Bad Ass Cowgirl is holding a Sexiest Tattoo on CT Contest! There will be a male winner and a female winner. Sexiest Tatto on CT Contest will start 02-09-07 at 12 PM EST!!! And it will run until February 28th at 12 PM!!! So come on everyone! Please Rate & Comment Both! 'Mrs.Babycakes ♥s *~†The UnLoved®†* Everyone Please Repost! HEY PEOPLE PLEASE COPY AND PASTE AND POST IN BULLETIN...TITLE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO GET THEM VOTES DJ Bad Ass Cowgirl is holding a Sexiest Tattoo on CT Contest! There will be a male winner and a female winner. Sexiest Tatto on CT Contest will start 02-09-07 at 12 PM EST!!! And it will run until February 28th at 12 PM!!! So come on everyone! Please Rate & Comment Both! 'Mrs.Babycakes ♥s *~†The UnLoved®†* Everyone Please Repost!

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A lonely soul lost, Not knowing where to go, Left to wander alone, Looking for the soul, That is the mate. In the dark of night, This soul notices another, So charming, so tempting, The soul of a knight, Born to serve and protect. The soul lays itself at the feet, Of this oh so sensuous other soul, Hoping this knight's soul is the one, Feeling his power, love, passion, love, pain, all at once, Wanting to help him, the lonely soul gives herself freely. To this knight she gives her everything, For him to protect, love and cherish, Promising to be the one he's dreamed of, As she sees it in his mind, No turning back now, this lonely soul belongs to this knight. Vampiress (to Loyal Knight, my baby)

I Love You All!!!!!!!
1. You know more about me than anyone. You know everything I have gone through...my ups and downs. I don't even have to explain myself ever to you, you just know. I really love that. I can't believe that we barely even talked when we were younger, but we still managed to be best friends. everything to "the house is buring down" and to a boat ride.Though we did come to a point where I could've never seen you agian, because of some loser that lies, but all turned out awesome. I can't even to begin to imagine life without you, your'e amazing. Out of all people I am glad to have known you the longest and forever. =] 2. You're crazy, but I am so glad I met you back in math class 7th grade. Well, actually gym, you're an awesome caring person, if you weren't I would not have met you. thanks! =] you helped me in a downfall. You know how to be serious, but funny too. We could do a whole bunch of nothing, but sit there and laugh so much for no reason. you have always been there and most like

The Legend Of The Valentine
The legend says St. Valentine Was in a prison cell Thinking of his little flock He had always loved so well And wanting to assure them Of his friendship and his love He picked a bunch of violets And sent them by a dove. And on the violets' leaves He pierced these lines divine That simply said, "I Love You" And "I'm your Valentine" So through the years that followed From that day unto this Folks still send messages of love And seal them with a kiss. Because a Saint in prison Reached through prison bars one day And picked a bunch of violets And sent them out to say That faith and love can triumph No matter where you are For faith and love are greater Than the strongest prison bar. I got this off of my friend Native_Boytoy

Mastercard Wedding
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. You gotta love this guy... It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family, and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and ha

Attention
NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE HELP MY GRANDSON IN THIS CONTEST. I POST BULLENTINS THAT NOONE WIL READ AND REPOST SO PLEASE IF YOU READ THIS PLEASE HELP.THE LINK IS BELOW Courtesy of MsTags.com PLEASE CLICK ON THE PIC AND BOMB AWAY HE IS IN THE VALENTINE CONTEST THANKS

New Book Comming Soon
Soon I'll be heading into the publishing field.I'll be publishing my very first book of poetry.I'm excited and really looking forward to the process and outcome of this venture.Many of my works will soon be in a handy book for all to enjoy. This is just another piece to the puzzle that is my life and hope that many of you will purchase the book(s) when they become available.I've always wanted to share my poetry with the world and it finally looks as tho that dream will soon become a reality. I'm currently looking for photographers to help with some ideas that are relevant to this particular book.I've creative ideas and would like to enhance this book to the best of it's possible potential.If you're interested contact me.I'll let you know when the final stages are occuring and when me and my book(s) are going to be available. Right now I want to thank everyone who has supported me thus far and have given me the tools, the chance, and the inspiration for all this.I

Love You...em
[chorus] The more you put me through The more it makes me wanna come back to you You say you hate me, I just love you more You don't want me, I just want you more I buy you flowers, you throw 'em at me I know it's sad but it's making me happy The more that you slap me, the more that it turns me on Because you love me and I love you more [verse 1] It's sick but who could ever predict we'd be doin' the same shit We say that we do it for our baby but we don't, we do it for us It's lust, 'cuz neither one of us trusts each other so we fuck 'till we bust, 'till cuss each other out, we know what it's about Shout 'till I throw you out the house, you throw me out the house I throw you on the couch, punch you in the mouth, we fist fight 'till we turn this mother out and apologize after, laughter Pain, it's insane, we're back in the same chapter again And it's sad but it's true, when i'm laying here with you There ain't nothing anyone could ever say or ever do 'cuz [chorus

Need Help This Valentine's Day?
I know how difficult it is to find the perfect Valentine’s Day gift for those you truly care about. Fortunately, Amazon is helping us scratch some choices of our respective list of potential trinkets by publishing their list of bad Valentine’s Day gifts. All of these items are available on Amazon’s website, and they are all in stock. For some reason, I’m not surprised. You: On A Diet: The Owner's Manual for Waist Management by Mehmet C. Oz (Author), Michael F. Roizen (Author) RoC Deep Wrinkle Night Cream 1.0 fl oz (30 ml) Tick Nipper: Tick Removal Tool Tanita BF680W Duo Scale Plus Body Fat Monitor Ninja Hand Claw He's Just Not That Into You (The Newly Expanded Edition): The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys by Greg Behrendt (Author), et al. Sex For Dummies (For Dummies (Psychology & Self Help)) by Ruth K. Westheimer (Author), Pierre A. Lehu (Author) Race Horse Costume - Adult Std. Belgian Gas Mask with Standard NATO Filter The Compl

Just A Freestyle
When I awake youre there. In a thought. In a prayer. Never before have I felt this. The joy of love that comes from your kiss. You are real to me in so many ways. You take away clouds, bring me sunny days. Its you that does this to me and it just keeps getting stronger. Unlike those in the past I plan to be here longer. Im not going anywhere. You have me by the heart. Now Im taking actions so were no longer apart. One day at a time is what we need to be because with the love we share right now together we can always be,

Memories
Guess I stirred up some bad memories and emotions with last night's blog about Domestic Violence. Things I don't want to remember... but I had to get it out. And I AM past it and I AM a survivor. And I will never let it happen to me again.

Fuel-won't Back Down
I know what darkness means (and the void you left for me) the isolation stings (so thick it wants to bleed) the echoes in my brain (all the things you said to me) you took my everything Now I'm coming for you I won't back down I will not bow I've come to bring you hell And I can't forget things you did I've come to bring you hell The shadow that you see (in the places that you sleep) are memories of me (you better pray your soul to keep) the truth behind you eyes (you know the things you never see) your darkest little lies (I'm coming for you) I won't back down I will not bow I've come to bring you hell And I can't forget things you did I've come to bring you hell All the scars that never heal All the wounds that will not seal I will not forget the days Theses memories never fall I won't back down I will not bow And I can't forget things you did I've come to bring you hell I've come to bring you hell I've come to bring you hell I've com

Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big bad wolf crouched down behind a log. " My, what big eyes you have, Mr.Wolf." The wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a bush. "My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf." Again the wolf jumps up and runs away. About two miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock. "My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf." With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you knock it off, I'm trying to poop!"

Yeah Baby!
Beverly Hills Cop IV This article or section contains information about one or more scheduled or expected films. The content may change as the film's release approaches and more information becomes available. Beverly Hills Cop IV Directed by Unknown Produced by Jerry Bruckheimer Written by Unknown Starring Eddie Murphy Distributed by Paramount Pictures Release date(s) Unavailable Running time Unavailable Language English Budget Unknown Beverly Hills Cop IV is the long-awaited fourth installment in the Beverly Hills Cop series. Due to Eddie Murphy's busy schedule no exact timetable has been set for the film, but Murphy recently told the Sun Online that “the new script is looking good.” Murphy's comment indicates that the increased possibility of the film being made, as the search for a good script has gone on for many years. It is not known if past stars like Judge Reinhold, John Ashton or Ronny Cox will be in the film, but producer Jerry Bruckheimer is

What Kind Of Seducer Are You?
Your Seduction Style: Prized Object The seduction game you play is tried, true, and still effective: hard to get. You know that the best seducers turn the tables - and get their crush to seduce them. The one running has the power, and you're a challenge that is worth the chase. You are a master of enticing and pulling back. Giving a little and taking some away. You are controlled enough to know rewards come after a long seduction dance. Even though you want to call, email, or say "I love you" first - you don't! You're style is the perfect mix of hot and cold - so much so that you have many suitors. Think Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffany's ... or any of those creepy guys from the Bachelor. You're skilled at inspiring a chase. The real test is picking the person to slow down for. What Kind of Seducer Are You?

Bill & Hillary Hit The Campaign Trail
Hillary Clinton called Bill into her office one day and said, 'Bill, I have a great idea! I know how we can win back middle America and secure my presidential victory in 2008'. 'Great, but how do you propose we go about that, asked Bill? Well, Hillary responds, We'll go down to a local Wal-Mart, get some cheezy clothes and shoes, like most middle Americans wear and then we'll stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador. When we look the part we'll go to a nice old country bar in middle America, and we'll show them that we really enjoy the Countryside and show admiration and respect for the hard working people living there". A few days later, all decked out and with the requisite Labrador at heel, they set off from New York in a westerly direction. Eventually they arrived at just the place they were looking for. With dog in tow they walk into the bar. They step up to the bar and the Bartender takes a step back and say's, " aren't you Bill and Hillary Clinton?" Hill

My Very First Blog....ever
Ok ppl, I'm not sure what ti put in here. Only thing I can think of is to ask if I should put on pics of my dick. Probably not the best topic for my first blog entry, but I guess it'll have to do.

My Lil Girl Is 3 Today
my my how they grow....where does time go? I remember prior to being a mommy how the time went by so slow, now its going by too fast. oh well here is to a lifetime of happiness and frustration that comes with raising a lil girl on yer own!! touche'. MySpace Comments Graphics My Little GirlAdd a video to your site FREE Music Video CodesMyspaceUpdates

Jeremy< Jeremy< Jeremy!!!!
Well ladies and gentlemen, I am pleased to announce that I had a really interesting date tommorrow evening! His name is Jeremy, he's from Kittanning, he is a total sweetheart to talk to, very down to earth, social, but a little shy...and here's the kicker, neither one of us knows what the other looks like and I think it's going to be pretty cool to finally but a face to all the kind words. So wish me luck or rip away all you want....I don't care...

Just Junk Im Bored
Your 80s Heartthrob Is Scott Baio Who's Your 80's Heartthrob? You Are 66% Bitchy While you may not think of yourself as the ice queen, admit it, you're often in a bad mood. And it's those around you who often bear the brunt of your annoyance, even if they haven't done anything wrong! How Bitchy Are You? You Are Most Like Adriana Lima Intriguing and sultry Which Victoria's Secret Angel Are You? You Are a Total Player! Congratulations, when it comes to the game of love, you're a pro. Not only are you an expert player, you are a highly evolved one. For you, dating is like a game of chess - with a much happier ending. And you adeptly alter your moves, depending on who's in the game. Are You a Player?

Tired Of Ignorance
just think that hacking is a childish thing to do. get the fuck over it and grow up. there is no need to hack into someone's account just because your mad at someone. and as far as using my ex, thats a load of shit. i left because i wanted to be with my family, get over it. im done with the bullshit, get on with your life instead of making shit up about me. im real sick of it.

Out Of Gas
A little girl asked her mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." "What's that mean? Asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you." Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said "OK you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block." The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?" YOU'RE GONNA' LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!! The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

Replacement Windows
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them. Hellloooo, just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME last year,..... namely, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year! (I told him.) There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.... He never called back. Guess I won that stupid argument. I bet he felt like an idiot.

Dressing Up
i saunter into my darkened closet, and as i undress, i think of you.. pulling on my silky underthings i feel the warmth of your hand, caressing my bare trembling skin.. so soothingly tender, so very soft... i toss back my mane of crazy hair, revealing the imprints of your kiss to my mirror's inquisitive stare.. and i feel the press of your lips to my neck, like it was yesterday.. so exotically sexy, so very hot.. that night we were hiding from my dad, stealing a brief moment to say goodbye.. i dragged you into my darkened closet, and i felt your arms go 'round me tight, kissing me soft, swaying side to side... so erotically magical, so very surreal.. said no words as hands and lips explored, you pulled my leg up and around your waist.. i gasped as your hands went under my shirt, and i felt the warmth of your gentle fingers massaging my breast..should've closed the door.. so enchantingly relaxing, so very arousing.. i pull

5,000-year-old Skeletons Locked In Embrace
ROME (Feb. 7) - It could be humanity's oldest story of doomed love. Archaeologists have unearthed two skeletons from the Neolithic period locked in a tender embrace and buried outside Mantua, just 25 miles south of Verona, the romantic city where Shakespeare set the star-crossed tale of "Romeo and Juliet." Buried between 5,000 and 6,000 years ago, the prehistoric pair are believed to have been a man and a woman and are thought to have died young, as their teeth were found intact, said Elena Menotti, the archaeologist who led the dig. "As far as we know, it's unique," Menotti told The Associated Press by telephone from Milan. "Double burials from the Neolithic are unheard of, and these are even hugging." The burial site was located Monday during construction work for a factory building in the outskirts of Mantua. Alongside the couple, archaeologists found flint tools, including arrowheads and a knife, Menotti said. Experts will now study the artifacts and the skeletons to

My Heart Is Empty..
www.hostdrjack.com My heart is empty, why did you leave, so much left unsaid, emptiness and tears still linger as though it was yesterday.. Our son is a reminded image of you, his smile, his strength to be the man, how hard this must be for him still yet.. Our kids keep you near with pictures and stories, You now watch over them and must smile as they are growing up so quickly so wonderful.. I do know how hard it must be not to hold them or kiss them, as we live this everyday not being able to reach out to you.. Just know you will always be loved and missed and although our paths are changing everyday you will never be forgotten..

Morph Contest Updates
~~ Okay I'm doing a Best Morph Contest! ~~ In this one will be 1st, 2nd, and 3rd Places but everyone will get a prize. Contest will open on 2/9 thur 2/16 1st Morph is...... with 111 comments 2nd Morph is...... with 95 comments 3rd Morph is..... with 1 comments 4th Morph is...... with 1 comments 5th Morph is...... with 1 comments Send me your link to your pic to my inbox and i will add you. Remember you can comment bomb your own pic one with most comments wins! thanks maria click on pic to enter contest! ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

I'm Just A Woman
come to me baby, you with liquid soft eyes of dove, i'm a victim of love and i'm yours for this night.. let's soar past the stars, past the heavens above, igniting passions that rival the moon for her light.. touch me baby, you with Romeo's magic of sensuality, i'm a vixen of lust, i'm so ready for you this night.. you know all the right buttons, every erotic part of me, so irresistable your tease, i won't even try to fight.. kiss me baby, you whose lover's lips are my aphrodisiac, i'm a thirsty pilgrim, tasting sweet holy wine this night.. my every inch he reverently licks, caressing front to back.. he, my temple and i his shrine, in sanctitude we intertwine.. love me baby, you whose soul and body set my heart on fire, i'm just a woman, needing your saving affections this night.. craving your embrace, i take you into my sanctuary of desire, the rhythm becomes us as we move, as we for ourselves discover a thing far greater, so profound, burning l

Jersey Ftw
You Know You're From South Jersey When... You don't "go to the beach", you go "down the shore". In your mind you hear "watch out for the tram car please" even in your sleep. You've had arguments over cheesesteak quality. When it snows more than an inch, you call it a blizzard. You know someone named Siprasiut Xayapachan. You've actually found the Echelon Mall. Your uncle is in the mafia. You or your friends have Lyme Disease. You don't understand why there aren't more 24-hour diners elsewhere in the country. You know what a Wawa is, and know the location of at least 15 of them. You know what became of the 13th Leeds child, and claim to have seen him one time while peeing in the woods. One time you were driving in the woods and got stuck in sand. You have an EZ Pass, but you just hold it up. Even though there's a new Wal-Mart in your town, you still go to the Berlin Farmers Market for cheap stuff. Your neighborhood demonstrates co-existence

Connecticut
You Know You're From Connecticut When... You have hiked up a big hill or small mountain at least once for a keg party. You never went to a bar in high school. You thought that the only highways were 91 and 84. You thought everyone couldn't buy beer after 8 pm You actually thought that Hartford was big You or someone you know has attended UCONN You drive a JETTA You still think that the Whalers are cool. You have been to Misquamicut and to that little hot dog place. There is a farm within miles of your house You thought bars were really for people over 21 Your high school thanksgiving football game was the highlight of your school year. You don't have an accent when you talk You have known at least 2 preppy rich kids from Fairfield who listen to Phish. You love Hilton Kaderli and your mom cried when he retired. UConn basketball rules and no one can tell you different You have deer in your backyard. You didn't drink or do drugs unti

Just Because
Nope, not another poem, lol. Actually, I just have a lot of happiness going on right now and its been forever since life has been this good. I wanted to share it. My past is pretty haunted and we wont get into details but I have been through a lot of shit. Ive lost a lot of very close people also. Ive dealt with a lot of depression, been hurt, used, stepped on, played, and it doesnt even matter to me anymore. Its my past. I have realized that dwelling and thinking and stressing about the past is what has dragged me down for so long. In the end, it eventually became clear to me that I was doing this to myself. Loneliness, lol. I know it all too well. I got use to it actually for awhile and after being use to it, got tired of being used to it because life just wasnt feeling right to me anymore. Im blessed to have the woman in my life that I do now because she is my all. Love is powerful and I never thought I was gonna take that chance after what Ive been through before and now that I hav

I Just Want To Thank....
I JUST WANT TO THANK ALL OF YOU WHO ARE BUYING THE HAPPY HOURS, LEAVING ME COMMENTS AND SHOWING ME LOVE...I REALY LOOK FORWARD TO CHATTING WITH YOU ALL EVERY DAY....IT GIVES ME RELEIF FROM MY STRESS AND IT ALSO HELPS ME FORGET MY HEALTH ISSUES...SO REMEMBER I LOVE YOU ALL...AND FOR THOSE WHO DO NOT SAY TY FOR YOUR HELP AND KINDNESS I AM THANKING YOU FOR THEM.....LOVE YOU & CHERRY KISSES....Tammy

One Flaw In Women
One Flaw In Women One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail

2.9.07
Aging in Love Lost so tired of tears and the weeping of a swollen heart aching over the regrets and longing for the love we could have had and wishing...Wishing that i could believe my own masks that it was true that you don't matter that i'll be fine so when the moon reminds me of the nights we had and your photo says how quickly you walked away when the tears aren't of relief as they were when home feels less like it should when the ring on my hand doesn't remind me of you when the heart races with pain and not love when i learn how to breathe again i'll remember you until then only mourning and regret

The Seduction
Something I wrote along time ago: Looking up to the sky. Letting raindrops fall on my face, to hide the tears that won't stop flowing. Something seems to tell me to listen to the storm. I close my eyes and embrace the raging storm. I take my hands and run them gently down my body. I hear rumbling across the sky; and I feel like my body has been lit on fire. With a deep sigh, I sit down wondering if a man could ever make me feel like this. The rumbling continues; I almost feel as I could jump out of my skin. Every rain drop that falls upon my body makes me quiver and moan in ecstasy. This feeling frightens me. I want to get up and go inside, but I can't seem to move. I feel like I am rooted to the earth. In all the times I have loved myself it has never been anything like this. Each rain drop now feels like fire upon my skin. Should I be experiencing this? Am I out of my mind? Oh hell, I don't care. The seduction of the storm has me in another world.

Words
I wrote this along time ago: Beautiful words want to flow from my heart To write about love and the pain of loneliness About the many tears I cry in the middle of the night About my friends I hold dear to my soul About the joy I feel when I think of my dreams About the Goddess I choose to worship on my knees About my unicorn crystal and the power it brings to me About the skies of blue and the darkness of the night But words seem to fail me when I need them the most

Baby
another prose from along time ago: A baby is born A mother cries A baby giggles A mother smiles A baby coos A mother laughs A baby crawls A mother chases A baby talks A mother buzzes A baby walks A mother wanders A baby grows old A mother tends A baby dies A mother cries

The Shattered Heart
empty and cold, completely alone staring back at cold stone gray.. soul drained dry, there's no more tears - just black desolation, there's nothing left.. one bright flash, an arrow of light cuts throught the thickened gloom - and there You are, now the struggle begins.. as ever so slowly You tear them all down - the cold stony fortress walls guarding this shattered heart... my flood of angry tears seems to withstand You, but still You persist, fighting to break through.. and at last, weeping and broken, i give it all up and fling myself into Your open outstretched arms.. begin i then the long painful journey to mending my heart, broken by Earth's cruel hands - the fingers of circumstance.. but You are here and my heart is free.. and if the Son has set you free, you are free indeed..

Dumb-ass People
Okay readers, I'm seeking your opinion on this one. Someone I know, recently posted a blog and a corresponding bulletin talking about how we should read and comment on it. So, I did. Here's her blog: --- Bigger titties. I have my consultation to get my boobs done on Febuary 21st. =) $7,000 procedure all paid for. I am scheduling my surgery in April, as it's my birthday present to myself. I will be going from a 32B to a 34 full C. Under muscle. As fake looking as possible! Don't bother leaving negative comments, old men. I'm not a young child anymore for your fantasies. --- Okay, first off, let me say I'm an au natural kind of guy, and anytime I hear that a woman wants to get implants, I would like to know why. I've heard various reasons. Some logical. Some vane. Et cetera. So, here was my response: --- Okay, why? Not being negative or anything, (insert name). Just inquiring. --- Less than twelve hours later, I checked her blog again to see if she had respon

Begging For Love
gently the chilled night breathes a loving sigh as white and silver moonbeams illumine the sky.. shining rays weave their way between you and me, enhancing the starlight in the pools of your eyes.. by the window, candlelit shadows flicker and dance over your face, you stand entranced, as if in awe.. arms reach out, gently drawing me into your warmth, as i melt into your embrace, you act on the chance.. slowly our lips meet and in the midst of a soft kiss my pulse trips as you seductively whisper "i want you." your waist presses against mine and i'm fully convinced.. gasping at your hardness, i reply, "baby i want you too." i tingle as your urgent caress travels up under my shirt, and my bra drops from your hand, already i'm in la-la land.. we stumble over furniture, in search of the bedroom door, then you lay me upon the bed and undress in sillhouette... as i watch your golden skin being inch by inch revealed, i close my eyes to savor the lust you'

The Burning Love
The love was burning yes burning and causing the trembling of the skin and the rush of the blood to the surface of her cheeks began to redden and her lips wetted in anticipation of her lover pressing his lips against hers and wanting the moment to happen sooner than he could make it work. His nervous energy caused his hands to shake and tremble at the thought of touching her soft and perfumed skin the trembling and the coldness was a small but welcome shock to her. Yes, touch me more and don’t worry about the coldness of your hands where is your passion that I know you have for me, come and press your lips to mine let me taste the sweetness of your breath something I have longed for, for so long, prayed and wished for and absolutely wanted to experience with you on this day at this moment. The room seemed to have turned red, the air just surrounding the lovers heated up ever so slowly and begun to fill with the sweet and entic

Message For Life
(Note: from Life's Little Instruction Book, by Jackson Brown and H. Jackson Brown, Jr.) Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk. When you lose, don't lose the lesson. Follow the three Rs: Respect for self Respect for others and Responsibility for all your actions. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. Spend some time alone every day. Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll be able to enjoy it a second time. A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life. In disagreements with loved ones, deal only with the cu

Did You Know???
* Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month? o A. Conception. * Q. What separates "60 Minutes" on CBS from every other TV show? o A. No theme song. * Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what? o A. Their birthplace. * Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular? o A. Obsession * Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to count until you found the letter "A"? o A. One thousand * Q. What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common? o A. All were invented by women. * Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil? o A. Honey * Q.There are more collect calls on what day of the year? o A. Father's Day * Q.What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic? o A. He was allergic to carrots. * Q.What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party? o A. Snoop in your medicine cabinet. Did you know..

Corvette Clubs
I drive a mercedes at the moment and it's a fine car but nothing to special anymore, i've also owned others like mustang, bmw and a porsche boxster but they're all really starting to pale in comparison to the corvette for me now. My boyfriend has an awesome black convertible and i've really been driving that for the past few months more than anything and the reason for that is more than the power and handling and even on his 03 it rides like it's off the showroom floor. The thing that's really put the vette way ahead to me is the feeling of real family. I mean i know that there's hundreds of mustang clubs out there as well but it's not the same at all, when i drive the corvette people stop me and tell me about the one they have at home all the time and people in vettes on the road with you always wave and say hello, I never had anyone wave as they pass in my mustang or my mercedes, I feel like im part of a big community, i thought it was weird at first, all these strangers pass

Just Me
Name: Staci Birthday: February 9, 1965 Birthplace: California Current Location: Elko, Nevada Eye Color: Hazel Hair Color: blond/brown Height: 5'7" Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Your Heritage: Scottish/American The Shoes You Wore Today: Stayed barefooted :P Your Weakness: Eyes and Smile Your Fears: Being alone Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese & Onion Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Becoming a R/L DJ Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "huh?" Thoughts First Waking Up: Damn that was some dream. ;) Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes/Lips Your Bedtime: Depends Your Most Missed Memory: My Daughter Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi MacDonald's or Burger King: Mickey D's Chocolate or Vanilla: Best of both worlds Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee Do you Smoke: No Do you Swear: Yes Do you Sing: I call it that LOL Do you Shower Daily: Yes Have you Been in Love: Yes Do you want to go to College: Going now :) Do you want to get Married: Not if it's like the last one

You Know You Grew Up In The 90's If...
Just wanted to remind people of the good ole days. You're a 90's kid if: You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air" You remember when Kurt Cobain, Tu Pac, River Phoenix, and Selena died. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House" You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off" You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf. You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. You danced to "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls, Females: had a new motto, Males: got a whole lot gay-er. (so tell me what you want, what you really really want.) You remember the craze, then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after

How I Feel About Cherry Tap
i dont care about points. im here for fun. if you have over 10 pics and i have to comment on every single one to see your private ones!!! dont add me cause its not gonna happen i dont have that kind of time!!! thanks

To Be Good
You try so hard to be good You know what's right Do you do what you should? Or do you do what feels right? You back away Trying to be strong Maybe even believing its wrong. But who makes you feel the way I do? With me, you know it's true. The touching, the holding, the all night lovemaking Next to you I find myself awakening To your look of stress, "I've got to regress" and get back to reality. So I watch as you close the door Thinking I'll see you no more But a phone call can change all that Meet me here, or let's simply chat Yet you try so hard to be good But I don't think it's you.

Its A Given
i noticed that if i say i am going to remove u from my friends list if u can't even rate or comment i at least get that.....WHY is it so damn hard for a person to comment once rate, or comment bomb? damn i go outta my way for peeps when read bulletins or blogs but never givin any back in return "cept by the few real friends i got and they know who they be...this don't include those of u who r new to list obviously." now go show some damn love please click pic. YOU CAN COMMENT BOMB THIS OR EVEN ONE COMMENT AND RATE WLD B MOST APPRECIATED.

Addiction
I was going through to make a cuppa and i couldn't help my little fingers reaching for the comp as I do normally to workon something, but naughty things called up this place...could have alien hand syndrome...! Well I could. Hosted by CherryTagz.com ...and another thing...I feel abit like a voyeur also my ego is bursting..down girl!!!!!

The Good Husband
The Good Husband Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at ! him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you y

Earn Points While Helping Me!!
I am down 12000 votes!! Please come comment bomb me.. It will help catch me up and give you double points!! I will return the favor for everyone who helps! Thank you so much for everyone who has been fighting to keep me up where I am! ♥ Click on my picture to vote! ♥ ♥ HUGS AND KISSES ♥

Ll Cool J-phenomenon
Ah ah Baby girl was draped in Chanel Said she love Tupac but hates some LL Seen her at the bar with anklets and toe rings She can take a prince, turn him into a king I was looking at her in the limelight, pearly whites Said her man get paper but he don't live right All these emotions flowing inside the club Do you really wanna thug or do ya want love? She gets the paper when it's time to get it on She keeps these clowns thinking like Jack B. Quick Honey smoke make you click, feel it in their throats No joke all this love, let it stay broke out Behind every playa is a true playette Bounce you up, outta there, push and check Taster's choice, have you nice and moist Or play paper games or floss the rolls royce Something like a phenomenon [repeat 8X] (uh huh) (go ahead daddy) He was king of seduction, cop a suction Now she was the cat that worked construction Starve her with the paper, abuse the mind Dis a new lover, when you know it's on mine that's on top, lap

A Keeper.......
One day a mother died. And on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of her bedroom, the daughter was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn\'t any more. No more hugs, no more lucky moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, No more \"just one minute.\" Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away. never to return before we can say good-bye, Say \"I Love You.\" or \"I Miss You\" ¸...¸ __/ /____ ,·´º o`·,/__/ _/_ //____/ ```)¨(´´´ | | [1] | | [1]| | |[1] || |l±±±± ¸,.-·²°´ ¸,.-·~·~·-.,¸ `°²·-. :º° So while we have it . . it\'s best we love it . . And care for it and fix it when it\'s broken . and take good care of it when it\'s sick. This is true for marriage .... and friendships! And children with bad report cards; And dogs with bad hips; And aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, Because we cherish them! ¸..

So What Is This Lilypond Stuff Anyway...
I've posted a lot of graphic files (PNGs) created using the program LilyPond. Good practice and somewhat easier to do with time, except as I pose greater challenges for myself, but it does, it is a good idea, to explain briefly just what I'm doing. It's not point and click graphics to place the notes and write in words, as with programs like Encore, Finale, and I think Sibelius too. It's a lot more like computer programming- read the score, figure out what you want LilyPond to do (a quarter-note C in the violin followed by an eighth-note D, then hold a whole-note E-flat while the viola enters under it with a scale going up...) and figure out how to write that in LilyPond's own language. If your solution doesn't work, refer to the manual and try, try again until you find some clever solution that does. (The program and the manual are free from their website lilypond.org.) It's been fun, educational and might lead to some work for me; I'm glad I was introduced to it.

What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
Too funny not to pass up! Your Personality Is Like Acid A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict. One moment you're in your own little happy universe... And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

(from Shrinky) Political Correctness Joke Of The Day Lol
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 3. She is not a "DUMB BLOND" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 5 . She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER." HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN." 3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALT

(from Shrinky) Spanking Joke
Shrinky Spanking Message for my friends and a funny joke below. LOL You have been SPANKED. You have been considered One of the SWEET & SEXY FRIENDS on my friends list. Once you u have been SPANKED, you have to ASK YOUR FRIENDS TO SPANK YOU TOO Don't break the chain please! So BEG FOR IT on your friends list and let them SPANK YOU..IF they are SWEET & SEXY! Please read my naughty riddles joke below. LOL Enjoy! Naughty Riddles: > > Q.What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? > A: A cherry float. > > Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's > mouth? > A: 1 US leader > > Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse > say? > A: BEAT IT - we're closed. > > Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties? > A: To find a tight seal. > > Q: What's the difference between sin and shame? > A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to > pull it out. > > Q: What's the speed limit of sex? > A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around. > > Q: Why did Raggedy An

(from Shrinky) Great Truths That Adults Have Learned Lol
GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: > > 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree. > 2) Wrinkles don't hurt. > 3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts. > 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. > 5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside. > 6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy.

(from Shrinky) Great Truths About Growing Old
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. 2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. 3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there. 4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. 5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. 6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. 7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone. 8) You shrink in height all the time as you age, but get into places for half price or Children's rate. LOL

Regarding Divorce
When you meet someone new, and your getting to know each other, primarily if they are of the opposite sex, the question of marital status ALWAYS pops up. The conversation goes like this… “Are you married?” “No, I’m divorced.” “Oh, I’m sorry.” Why the hell would you be sorry that I’m divorced? Before now, we were complete strangers. It isn’t your fault that I’m divorced, and 98% of divorced people aren’t sorry that they are divorced. So why are you? If I was sorry that I got divorced, I wouldn’t be talking to you dumbass!

Who Wears The Pants In Your Family?
A young couple were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly bruiser, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said. "That's right and don't forget it," said the husband. "I'm the man in this family." With that, she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. He said, "Hell, I can't get into your pants." She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's going to be until your damn attitude changes!" LOL

Regarding Sex And Gender
If a woman has sex with 10 men, she is a whore. If a man has sex with 10 women, he’s “The Man”. Why is this? Just because a woman has a strong sex drive? Why should women be categorized so differently than men, in the same situation? If a man is praised for the number of sexual partners he has had, so should a woman. If a woman is a whore because of her number of sexual partners, so is a man.

Til We Both Get Off!~author Unknown
The time has come To get what I want Not more patience Gimme what you got. I need it right now Not gonna wait So gimme that cock Before it’s too late. Plunge in my mouth My tongue is ready Move it in and out Yeah, nice and steady. I’m so fuckin’ horny My panties I’m strippin’ Inside my love hole My fingers are dippin’. I need you to fuck me Gimme some nasty stuff Don’t take me gently I want it hard and rough. Pull my hair hard While you thrust inside I want to feel bruises After this fuckin’ ride. Get your handcuffs now Slap them to my wrists You know I’m accustomed To these kinky trysts. Fuck my hot pussy Wanna cum till I cough And keep fingerin’ my clit Till together we get off! I don't know who wrote this, I read it somewhere and liked it.

Grrrrr Owwwwll - Stippers Part 2
So she gets on me for not "playing the girls music" saying that it is my job to play what they want for them..... not the case but, I can see where they have gotten that impression. I have bent over backwards to play what they want. They know better however. What they don't realize is I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT THEM TIPPING ME AT THE END OF THE NIGHT. What I give a fuck about. 1. being treated with respect for bending over backwards to help them in any way that I can in that club. 2. doing a good job. 3. team work. So.... Needless to say them even trying to make me happy by "playing with me" wasn't helping it was just pissing me off more, because even then I was still getting flip from people. My mood at this point was needless to say not the best. I felt like I was dealing with over emition drunks at this point. Makes me wonder to a degree if I was. Not to say that any of them do anything at work. What stipper ever gets fucked up on anything at work. But

West Memphis Three
Shortly after three eight-year-old boys were found mutilated and murdered in West Memphis, Arkansas, local newspapers stated the killers had been caught. The police assured the public that the three teenagers in custody were definitely responsible for these horrible crimes. Evidence? The same police officers coerced an error-filled “confession” from Jessie Misskelley Jr., who is mentally handicapped. They subjected him to 12 hours of questioning without counsel or parental consent, audio-taping only two fragments totaling 46 minutes. Jessie recanted it that evening, but it was too late— Misskelley, Jason Baldwin and Damien Echols were all arrested on June 3, 1993, and convicted of murder in early 1994. Although there was no physical evidence, murder weapon, motive, or connection to the victims, the prosecution pathetically resorted to presenting black hair and clothing, heavy metal t-shirts, and Stephen King novels as proof that the boys were sacrificed in a satanic cult ritual.

What Kinda Lover Are You!??
Your Love Type: INFP The Idealist In love, you crave a long term, harmonious relationship. For you, sex doesn't come quickly - it takes time for you to open up. Overall, you are supportive, nurturing, and expressive. However, you tend to be shy and protective of your personal space. Best matches: ENFJ and ESFJ What's Your Love Type?

Humor That Only Horse People Can Understand...
* Think nothing of eating a sandwich after mucking out stables. * Know why a thermometer has a yard of yarn attached to one end of it. * Are banned from Laundromats. * Fail to associate whips, chains and leather with sexual deviancy. * Can magically lower their voices five octaves to bellow at a pawing horse.. * Cluck to their cars to help them up hills. * Know more about their horse's nutrition than their own. * Have neatsfoot oil stains on the carpet right next to the TV. * Have a vocabulary that can make a sailor blush. * Know that mucking stalls is better then Zoloft any day. LOL

Scared,worryed, Unsure
So i sit here and leanred earlyer that my gf of 3 months that i have fallen in love with for God knows why is going away 2 a 4 year college she got accepted 2 day and its like 2 hours away i mean its not a long way away but its jus 5 months away till she moves and starts and im worryed that our relationship will work with the distants and her studying and me working and then going 2 college myself for 2 years this Aug. so i donno whats going 2 happen anyone what 2 comment on this and give me advise would be great help if u would :d so anyhow im out later guys and girls

An Everyday Survival Kit
AN EVERYDAY SURVIVAL KIT Toothpick Rubber band Band-Aid Pencil Eraser Chewing gum Mint Candy kiss Tea bag Here's why: Toothpick - to remind you to pick out the good qualities in others. Rubber band - to remind you to be flexible, things might not always go the way you want, but it will work out. Band Aid - to remind you to heal hurt feelings, yours or someone else's. Pencil - to remind you to list your blessings everyday. Eraser - to remind you that everyone makes mistakes, and it is okay. Chewing gum - to remind you to stick with it and you can accomplish anything. Mint - to remind you that you are worth a mint to your family and friends. Candy kiss - to remind you that everyone needs a kiss or a hug everyday. Tea bag - to remind you to relax daily and go over the list of your blessings.

Don't Let Us Get Pwned!
Create Your Glitter Text Immortal Love and Jellybean are in Orly’s Friendliest Cherry contest! THIS IS A RATES CONTEST. So we would love it if all of you our wonderful friends would go to each of our pics and give a rate!!! You can leave a comment as well if you wish! Keep in mind if we lose we will get pwned with dirty weeds and that will make us VERY VERY Sad! Think of all the times we have helped you out!!!! DON’T LET US GET Create Your Glitter Text CLICK ON OUR PICS TO VOTE Immortal Love Jellybean

Just Wanna Make Sure U Dont Forget About Me!
Just posting it 1 more time before i leave just so nobody forgets about me while im gone..... Have a great night everybody, hope to see u all sooonn!! *kisses* LUVZ YA!! Leave Comments, dont forget!! Thankk youuu Click on da pic and comment!!

(from Shrinky) Tax Time Joke
A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?" "I'm a whore," she says. The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, "No, No, No. That won't work. Let's try to rephrase that." The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl." "No, that still won't work. Try again." They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?" "Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year." "Chicken Farmer it is."

The Soldier
THE SOLDIER --author Unknown A story is told about a soldier who is finally coming home after having fought in Vietnam. He called his parents from San Francisco. "Mom and Dad, I'm coming home, but I've a favor to ask. I have a friend I'd like to bring home with me." "Sure," they replied, "we'd love to meet him." "There's something you should know," the son continues, "he was hurt pretty badly in the fighting. He stepped on a land mind and lost an arm and a leg. He has nowhere else to go, and I want him to come live with us." "I'm sorry to hear that, son. Maybe we can help him find somewhere to live." "No, Mom and Dad, I want him to live with us." "Son," said the father, "you don't know what you're asking. Someone with such a handicap would be a terrible burden on us. We have our own lives to live, and we can't let something like this interfere with our lives. I think you should just come home and forget about this guy. He'll find a way to live on his own." At that point, t

It's Someones Birthday Tomorrow..
Yup that would be me! Leave me some love for my drunken ass to come home to tonight.. gettin my drink on with my friends @ North Beach in Downers Grove! then tomorrow is a 21+ show with my favorite local band in Elmhurst! WOOT!

"the Sky Over The Apocalypse"
"The Sky Over The Apocalypse" The fires of my immortal pain Let the wickedness seep out of my skin Whatever your wants and desires may be Burn my soul, oh so deep and dark Because I know the wicked will come again Stare at the red sky that appears like blood All night I stand and wonder in utter dismay What was it that was not done so right? What did I do to deserve all this? You locked away behind those gates of that world Its your wonderful wonderland Welcome to my hell Its your wonderful wonderland This is your hell too © By: Brian Dooley Sunday, December 15, 2002

My Secret Forbidden Crush
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... Who’s Your Secret Forbidden Crush? MY RESULT:Your Parents’ Enemy’s Kid You’re right smack in the middle of the world’s most classic forbidden love story. (Y’know, Romeo and Juliet? Or maybe you skipped that day of English class.) True love knows no boundaries, but we hope you think twice before agreeing to any suicide pacts or deadly potions. You’re better off with someone you can date while you’re still alive. If you love forbidden love (and we know you do), you must see the ultimate forbidden love story – Blood and Chocolate. It’s about a beautiful young werewolf who dares to fall in love with a man. It’s haunting and passionate, and it might even offer you some tips for scoring your own forbidden crush. Take This Quiz!

1981 & 2005 -- Is It A Coincidence???
Interesting year 1981 and 2005 please read Interesting Year 1981 1. Prince Charles got married 2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe 3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament. 4. Pope Died Interesting Year 2005 1. Prince Charles got married 2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe 3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament 4. Pope Died Lesson Learned? - The next time Charles gets married, someone warn the Pope .. LOL

(from Shrinky) Brain Association
A South American scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse. Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late! LOL

A Real Friendship Wish
Tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound so goodie-goodie, but never actually come close to reality! Well, here are a series of promises that really address what true friendship is all about: 1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry jerk who made you sad. After all, if you hate them, then so do I! We'll hate them together. 2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge the candy that's choking you. Once it's cleared & you feel better, I'll treat you to a hot fudge sundae with whipped creme and a cherry on top, down at the beach. 3. When you smile - I will know you finally got some. And it was good... 4. When you are scared - I will tease you about it, unmercifully, every chance I get. And rent the movie "Psycho," just to calm your nerves, while we eat buttered popcorn & drink coke... You, of course, will already have the chocolate ready... 5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about

Thinking
eternity You’re perfect for me in every possible way, I love you so much no matter what you do or say, Our love is like art, a faultless design, I’m proud to say that I’m yours and you are mine, What I feel is deeper than any ocean, No word could truly describe this emotion, More divine than any pleasure, The length of my love is impossible to measure, As time goes on it still doesn't decay, I’ll love you the same as yesterday or today, When I’m with you it feels like my heart is flying, Love so true is undying, Thank you for all the times that we share, Love like ours is so rare, My love for you grows like height, Since I met you I seem to have lost my sight, What I feel for you I’ll never hide, Never leave you; I’ll be by your side, I’ll always love you, this I swear, I promise you I’ll always be there. Made specially for Joel

Shrinky's Einstein Joke Lol Please Read
March 14 was the anniversary of Albert Einstein's birthday... he would have been 107. Few remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed, and postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection. This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty! LOL hahaha. Another funny Shrinky's jokes. He loves to laugh and make his friends smile as well!

Shrinky's Blonde And Her Naked Men Joke Lol Please Read And Enjoy!
The Blonde &Her Naked Men A blonde's car breaks down on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Out jump two men in trench coats who walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats and exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers... Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in history of this highway occurs. It's not very long before a police car shows up. The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What the hell is going on here?" "My car broke down," says the lady, calmly. "Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?!" asks the cop... And she said.... (This is good...) (Ready?) (Remember, she's a blonde...) LOL "Those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.

Why Do So Many Good People Die?
Well, it's another real sad week for me this week. A dear friend of mine that I used to date was lost to the sea. He was a ships' pilot and fell into the bay and the Coast Guard didn't find him. We had dated for a while and he was a really nice man. We just didn't want the same thing, but remained friends. I hadn't heard from him recently. Imagine my shock when I came home from work the other day and turned on the tv and there on the news was the report about what had happened to him. I couldn't believe it! I prayed that maybe it was a mistake somehow or if it was him, that they would find him alive. But realistically I knew that would not be the case. It was during the coldest time of the winter, the water was 39 degrees, six foot seas and 20-25 knot winds. He leaves behind a Daughter, Son and some Grandchildren. Bless his soul and I hope that he's lookin down on me from that great big ship in the sky and smiling that familiar smile and callin me kiddo like he always did. RIP LynnD.

Missing Him
Missing you The beauty of the night is in the sight of your eyes The light of the moon in your smile And the world is worth nothing without u because u are my love and only love Since we first met, u enchanted me, filled my life with happiness Always told me that people were the last ones we care about because it was all about us Ur words overwhelmed me I was astonished when you were around I got lost when u were gone because my love, since u came into my life everything around me was altered by the touch of joy u brought along But right now; I miss the eyes the words the smile the glance the touch the love but above all I miss the man

Naked Pics!
The IDEA is to VOTE FOR BOTH OF US! Create Your Glitter Text Immortal Love and Jellybean are in Orly’s Friendliest Cherry contest! THIS IS A RATES CONTEST. So we would love it if all of you our wonderful friends would go to each of our pics and give a rate!!! You can leave a comment as well if you wish! Keep in mind if we lose we will get pwned with dirty weeds and that will make us VERY VERY Sad! Think of all the times we have helped you out!!!! DON’T LET US GET Create Your Glitter Text CLICK ON OUR PICS TO VOTE Immortal Love Jellybean

Detroit Lions Joke Lol
Detroit , MI (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Detroit courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custo

That Whacky Day Of Valentine's.
Special days come and go, seemingly faster every year. Christmas seemed like just a regular day... Granted I had a horrid case of the flu and a couple broken ribs. Still, it just didn't feel that way. Now Valentine's Day is coming, for me just another regular day. Let's see... It's been *mumbles* years since I've had a reason to be happy about the holiday, let alone buy something for that special lady. Then again, that would actually require me having a special lady. haha Being all the heartbreak I've been through over the years, I kind of gave up on the whole love thing for a very long time. For some silly reason the emptiness of being alone, seemed better than the pain of a broken heart. Show's how much I know, right? Still, I am leary of the whole thing, paranoid of being hurt and afraid of being rejected. Life lessons have taught me that seems to be the way to go. In all serious though, being alone on the day of love, or in general, sucks a biggin'. Always ha

A Lover's Kiss
Standing there at the sink He walked up behind her Feeling his hands Sliding around her waist She felt his breath The heat against her neck Soft lips brushing her skin Making the tingling start In the back of her neck Slowly soft lips Move to her ear Sucking in her lobe Teeth scraping it on release Heat building inside He turns her around Facing him Looking into his eyes His head lowers Her head rises Heartbeats race Their lips meet Soft Gentle Caressing She feels his tongue Parting her lips Deepening the passion Bodies aching His tongue found hers Dancing together Exploring She moans Knowing how she feels He lifts her up The kiss deepening As her legs wrap around him He carries her off Up the stairs Still not breaking The kiss they share

Impressing A Man Or A Woman!
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN 1. Compliment her. 2. Respect her. 3. Honour her. 4. Cuddle her. 5. Kiss her. 6. Caress her. 7. Love her. 8. Stroke her. 9. Tease her. 10. Comfort her. 11. Protect her. 12. Hug her. 13. Hold her. 14. Spend money on her. 15. Wine and dine her. 16. Listen to her. 17. Care for her. 18. Stand by her. 19. Support her. 20. Go to the ends of the Earth for her. HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN 1. Show up naked. 2. Bring food.

What Is Your Sexual Hidden Talent?
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

What Piercing Am I?
You scored as Tongue Piercing. You're a naughty person aren't you? Being with you is probably lots and lots of fun. You're probably totally pimpin' too. Good for you, good for you.Dirty Piercings100%Labret Piercing100%Tongue Piercing100%Earlobe Piercing90%Nipples90%Cartilage Piercing80%Belly Button Piercing70%Lip Piercing40%Nose Piercing10%What Piercing Are You?created with QuizFarm.com

Ever Wanted To Be A Cartoon
Have you ever thought it would be cool to have a cartoon character made in the likeness of you (or how you would like to look)? I have always thought it would be great. I have a friend, Skyeboy(AKA:K. Douglas MacRae).... He is an amazing artist....... (click banner to see for yourself) He has generously offered 50% off (for a limited time) to members of CherryTAP! If you have any questions you can ask me or email him, his email is on the banner above. Check out his work I think you will be amazed at some of the things he has done.... and you may even recognise some too.

Top 10 Things That Chap My Ass
10.RELIGOUS PEOPLE COMING TO YOUR DOOR TRYING TO SAVE YOUR SOUL...THESE PEOPLE ARE PITCHIN JESUS, MOHAMAD, JAHOVAH, OR WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANNA CALL THE DIVINE SPIRIT LIKE A SALESMAN SELLIN ASS SCENTED CANDLES....TRY THE ONE THAT SMELL LIKE THE GUY THAT HASN'T WASHED SINCE THE VILLAGE PEOPLE HAD A HIT...YUMMYY.......LOOK..WHEN I GO TO YOUR DOOR WITH TWO NAKED, NAZI CARPET MUNCHIN STRIPPERS, A 5 GALLON BUCKET OF KY JELLY, AND SOME GLOW IN THE DARK BEADS THAT ARE MEANT TO GO A LITTLE MORE SOUTH OF THE BORDER THAN AROUND YOUR NECK.. SAYIN LET'S PARTY BABY!!...THEN YOU CAN COME TO MY DOOR AND PREACH.... 9.PEOPLE WHO TALK DURING A MOVIE....THESE ARE THE OVER ACHIEVERS THAT CAN'T GET OUT ALL THEY HAVE TO SAY THE OTHER 21 AND A HALF HOURS OF THE DAMNED DAY, SO THEY FEEL THEY HAVE TO BE SOCIALLY VOCAL WHILE I'M TRYIN TO WATCH THE MOVIE I JUST SPENT 50.00 TO GET MY FAMILY IN TO SEE...NOT TO MENTION THE 6.00 WATERED DOWN SODAS OR THE 10.00 TUBS OF STALE ASS POPCORN I HAD TO GO TO A LOAN SH

Never Forget Valentines
Mark forgot Valentines day and his wife was really ticked off at him. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes 0-200 in under 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE." The next morning, Mark got up really early. When his wife woke up a couple of hours later, she looked out the window, and sure enough, there was a small gift wrapped box sitting in the middle of the driveway. Confused the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and took the box into the house. She opened it, and found a brand new bathroom scale.... Mark is not yet well enough to have visitors.....

*my Sexual Hidden Talent!*
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Marine Mail Call
(received from Shrinky) During mail call one evening at Marine Corps boot camp, I received several letters from home. The drill instructor was getting irritated at having to keep calling my name. "You must have a lot of people at home who like you, huh?" he barked. "Sir, no, sir!" I shouted. "Oh, so you're calling me a liar?" goaded the DI. Trained as a Marine to think quickly on my feet, I yelled out, "Sir, creditors, sir!" The DI had to leave the room so we wouldn't see him laughing.

Ideal Drug
You scored as Cocaine. Be careful, this drug is very addicting, and you can build a tolerance quickly. Cocaine88%Marijuana75%None!63%Mushrooms63%Alcohol63%Ecstacy63%Inhalents56%What's your ideal drug?created with QuizFarm.com hahahahahaha

New Found Freedom!
hey there to all of my friends, i just wnted to tell you all(who care) that im not on here very much due to some major changes in my life. ive been recovering from a divorce from an unhappy,frigid and constricting "relationship", and have been working even harder than usual to pay the mortgage on my own. thats right, i got the house and all of the furniture(different huh?), as well as my dignity and freedom to be myself once again! anyway, i apologise if ive neglected anyone at all, IM BACK!

August
outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. no self control. kind hearted. self confident. loud VERY revengeful. easy to get along with and talk to. has an "everything's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing. loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone". longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring. always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to a special person. stubborn.

Happy Pre-valentine's Day!
And this is for my VALENTINE: ¸.•´¸.•*´¨) ¸.•*¨) ¸.•´¸.•*´¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•` * ¸.•´¸.•*´¨) ¸.•*¨) ........|___|..........|___|... ........|000|..........|000|... ........|000|..........|000|... ........|000|..........|000|... ........|000|..........|000|... .........\00/..........\00/.... CHEERS ..........\0/...........\0/.... TO ...........||............||.... OUR ...........||............||.... FRIENDSHIP! ...........||............||.... .........._||_.........._||_... ............................... .¸.•*¨)¸.•*¨)(¸.•´...¸.•´¸.•*´¨) H A P P Y V A L E N T I N E S !!! Who is going to be my Valentine on Valentine\'s Day???

Competision
I"m sorry people but I have to vent every now and then. Please let me just enjoy it! I'm tired of the act, I"m tired of the game. I just want to be able to be there without you always trying to compete. I"ve never had to deal with someone who's personality is all need. It's become draining to me. I'm tired of the fact that when someone talks to me you have to interrupt to tell a stupid story for attention because guess what no one cares! Your stories are all the same there is nothing intersting about them. As soon as people see you they run. I mean that literally. People naturally gravitate to me. I am a happy, funny , sweet girl, I don't fight with anyone, I don't put anyone down I am just myself and that's enough for me any everyone else. If they like me they life me if they don't then they don't I don't worry about that it's there problem. Just because they hug me or tickle me or invite me out, or flirt or whatever doesn't mean you have to get all upset because they don't do it

Mah Friendliest Cherry Contest (from Da Owl!)
Mah Friendliest Cherry Contest (from da Owl!) Imma Pimpin Mah Dragon! Click the link, and go vote for her... this is a RATINGS contest people, you go and click the lil 10 cherry , that's all! It's SOOOOO EASY! So go, do me a favor and click, and RATE HER! If ya do, come back here and leave me a lil message... and I'll owe ya a personal favor. Thanks! - Void

About The New Contest
Sexiest man w/o a shirt contest. im going to have my first contest... 1. comment bombing is allowed 2. you may comment bomb yourself 3. top prize mens rolex 4. 2nd prize mens ring 5. 3rd prize mens bracelet 6. you may enter yourself or someone else.. get their permission first..lol the contest will start when i have 10 men running. this will last 7 days... broken_hearted420 ĆŦ¬МǎҒїǻ@ CherryTAP plz get ahold of me soon

Slideshow: Nekkid Dancers! Well, Almost ....but We Got Dapper Gentlemen!
My daughter got into my stuff again! God, this is the nosiest child I have ever seen. Anyway, she found all these photos and begged for a slideshow like the one I made for the Norway and she wanted me to put music from Phantom of the Opera on it. (Her favourite musical.) So here it is. For my daughter Sam, and anyone else silly enough to watch this... LOL... It was fun to make though I now feel like an "old bag" after looking at my younger and skinnier, definitely prettier self....Ah well, beauty fades...but stretch marks prove that we survived eh???

~~fidal Castro Got The Moves~~
Breaking News Breakdancing Castro Silences Rumors Busts a Move on Three-minute Video Hoping to put an end to recent rumors that he is in failing health, Cuban president Fidel Castro released an official video today in which he is shown putting on a dazzling breakdancing display to the delight of several dozen onlookers. Speculation that Mr. Castro might be at death’s door and that a new, pro-democracy government could be in the offing in Cuba has been on the rise since late last year, a whispering campaign that the Cuban dictator’s breakdancing video seems designed to snuff out. In the three minute video, Mr. Castro is seen breakdancing for a throng of appreciative fans, including a delirious Hugo Chavez, the president of Venezuela. Mr. Castro, who does not appear to be even slightly winded while executing the extremely strenuous breakdancing routing, ends up on his back, spinning like a top to the amazement of his audience. Popping to his feet, the 80-year-old di

South Park Character
You scored as Butters. You're Butters! Hoodalalee! Cute and innocent, you almost always have a good time. You find pleasure in the small things, and that's good, considering you live in a piss and white-bread redneck mountain town. However, you're young-ness often puts you under everyone else's control and you have a hard time standing up for yourself. Oh, hamburgers.Jimmy100%Tweak100%Stan Marsh100%Butters100%Kyle Broflovski100%Kenny McCormick100%Timmy75%Eric Cartman67%Shelly33%What South Park Character Are You?created with QuizFarm.com

How Dirty Is My Mind?
You scored as Not so clean. You're not what I'd call pure, but you're not too dirty. Thats okay... i guess?Not so clean90%Complete Filth80%Pedofile30%Pure and Innocent0%How dirty is your mind?created with QuizFarm.com

What Kinda Sex Do I Love Lmao
You scored as Oral Sex. Whether it's foreplay or the whole enchilada, you're "down" to have a good time. Normal Sex100%Oral Sex100%Phone Sex100%Orgy83%Gay Sex72%Cyber Sex61%Anal Sex39%What kind of SEX do you love? (pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Sitting On A Picnic Table In The Park
So I sit here looking at the ground wondering Where I am going up or down. I want to run and get wild play the games that get your adrenaline moving, But need a man to help me out. Have him pin me down tease me And please me with his tongue. On that long picnic table back far Behind the trees past the pond. Start with his hands going up under my shirt Squeezing my breasts just right. As his hand goes under my skirt Feeling my juices flow over his hand. He begins to work his way down past my belly Making me moan slightly as he licks his way down To my clit and my pussy. . His hand on my breasts and His tongue playing with my clit while fingering my pussy As I moan even louder. I feel him suck real hard then bite and suck and the hand is in and out Of your pussy. You whisper to him fuck me NOW. He giggles just bit and say's no not yet. My eyes open to see the sight of the law standing right there he sits at the table and say's Don't let

Still Working - Friday
I am still working ... over 13 hours so far and today it is mostly paperwork for our fundraising campaign. Our goal date for the fundraising is March 15. Another 5 weeks to go yet. WOW!!! I am hoping to spend about an hour on Sunday to write most, if not all, of chapter four of my ebook.

Yeehaw!
So I scored at the used media place. My aloe overlord approved. and we all rocked out. (note rocking out Klingon is not Kaosdevice, all rocking out Klingons have not been harmed in the posting of this blog)

Five (5) Lessons About The Way We Treat People.
1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read the last one: "What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?" Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. “Absolutely," said the professor. "In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say "hello." I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy. 2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain One night, at 11:30 p.m., an older African American woman was standing on the side of an

What Kind Of Beauty Am I
You Are a Flawless Beauty! When it comes to beauty, you spare no expense - and it shows You're the kind of woman a man would launch a thousand ships for It's hard for anyone to beat you in the beauty department But remember, it's okay to show a flaw or too - you've got plenty to spare What Type of Beauty Are You?

Viral Dating?
The other day, I was with my mother, who is very invested in finding a good husband for her 23-year-old, overly educated, highly opinionated daughter. She tells me about an old high school friend of hers who now lives in L.A. and has two sons. One is an oncologist, and the other is a software engineer. And they're not at all ugly, she tells me. Fine, so maybe it's a little weird that they're both still living with their mother, but that just means that they value family and believe in saving money. (Yeah, okay, mom.) She also tells me that she forwarded to her friend my email address. Great. Generally, the idea of my mom setting me up with a man, regardless of how good he may look on paper, makes me queasy. I don't like my family let alone my mother getting involved in my personal life, and I'm pretty sure that the kind of guy my mother deems ideal would probably want nothing to do with a loudmouthed girl like me. That aside, I'm actually not opposed to the principle of being introduce

She Really Needs Your Help..............
She has commented bombed so many people in there contest's and now that she has entered her first contest she is not feeling the love no more from here friends. I have tried to help her out but am currently unable to she was in first and now she is behind and really needs all the help she can get. I know I am asking a lot but I would really appreciate it if you could help her out for me. I know she will also thank you. Here is her link if you can help her get back to the top. Thank you in advance. http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=309425&albumid=206585&i=665893214

~~you Know You Are Italian~~
FRIENDS VS. ITALIAN FRIENDS FRIENDS: Never ask for food ITALIAN FRIENDS: Always bring the food. FRIENDS: Will say "hello" ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you. FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together. FRIENDS: know a few things about you. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" FRIENDS: Are for a while. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Are for l

Valentine's Day Party
We're going to our favorite swinger's club this weekend for a Valentine's Day party. From their website: 10 February ….. Happy Valentines Day Party This party is filling up fast you need to RSVP to reserve your rooms. It is a night of sweet enchantments, and a night to pay special respect to that loved one in your life. So cum to the place lovers play, and let the night enrich your heart. It should be fun. When we called to make our reservation the owners said that it was already filled to capacity, so we may have to sleep on an air mattress, but I think it will be worth it. The middle of next month we're going to Nashville, about two hours south of here, to party with some friends Saturday night. We've reserved a hotel room downtown so we can drink and then walk back to our room. We're meeting friends that we met last year in Cancun, and they know how to party. We've invited somebody else we know, too, I'm hoping she'll be able to make it. I hope y'all have a great

Rhyming Couplets
just because i want to be like you i will write a poem too it shall be a masterpiece and scholars will recite it in Nice people will question what it means it will have a cult following, be very scene but how? why? and of what or who? i will write a poem too!

What Baby Are You?
---------------JANUARY BABY-------------------- Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to Recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet Someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance Your personality. ----------FEBRUARY BABY -------------------- Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves Freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves Aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends But rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the Inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries t

The Uncool Elephant
I saw a great big elephant and he was really blue. He came right over to me and asked me, "How are you?" I said that I was fine and he answered just the same. And quickly I thought to myself, 'This elephant is lame!'

Life In Love. Love After Life
To me the words below are th eepitome of real and true love. Not just the soft words of calssical love poetry. But real life love..one person fo ranother, a love that passes and stays with on ethroughout life and beyond. What do you think?..All comments will be appreciated. Gods love be with you.. Life in Love, Love after Life Remember the days When we both were young We lived for now Tomorrow would never come We kissed and laughed Held each other tight Loved so hard Through day and night We made our home We made new life How we lived Had our share of strife We built our home Filled with light Saw our child Have its own wee mite We grew old together Warm in our love Each for the other Always my dove But tomorrow has come And now you are gone I feel you still Though my life is wan I miss your light I miss your touch Oh how I want you Deeply, so very much Wait for me my sweet Will not be long Tomorrow is here Renew our loves song I w

70 Ways To Tell You've Been Online Too Long
1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help. 2. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL". 3. You watch TV with the closed captioning turned on. 4. You have called out someone's screen name while making love to your significant other. 5. You keep begging your friends to get an account so "we can hang out". 6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. 7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face. 8. You have to get a 2d phone line just so you can call Pizza Hut. 9. You go into labor and you stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're going to be away. 10. You have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it. 11. You no longer type with proper capitalization, punctuation, or complete sentences. 12. You have met over 100 AOLers. 13. You begin to say "heh heh heh" instead of laughing. 14. When someone says "What did you say?" you reply "Scroll up!" 15. You find yourself sneaking away to the computer in

To Try Again
Crying eyes full of tears realize my worst fears all alone to face the day stumbling over words to say Reaching out to take your hand Praying you will understand Hope this is were a new love begins and find courage to try again Loves will come Loves will go Blue skies are just around the corner Rain never last and when it's done You can see the new life that has begun Reaching out across this divide Swallowing my wounded pride One more time With my ne freind finding the courage to try again Picking myself up off the ground Dusting off and looking proud looking in your eyes and smiling big for I can see our love begin fighting to find the words to convey the feeling you have giving me today I thought my happiness had come to an end But, you gave me courage to try again There will be good and bad days sure but darling we will survive for sure your love has proved that good times have no end when you have the courage to try again.

Whatever
Friends may come and they may go, And after they're gone what is to show? We are left with the memory of our past, For better or worse these will last. When we fall in love what do we gain? Times of great joy or suffering pain. As we grow old how do we live life? Do we look to have a husband or wife? Kids have grown old and fled the nest. Raise them right we try our best. Look back at how you have lived and how you tried. When the time comes will you be happy you died Knowing you gave all you could give. Surrendering to the longing to love and to live. Did you life the life you wanted? Or are your dreams tortured and haunted? Was your life lived to the dream? Or was it broing and stagnant or so it may seem. Take pride in yourself and all that you do. An no matter what else make sure you love you.

What Book Are You?
You're "Master Harold"... and the Boys! by Athol Fugard Even though you should have realized it for years, you're only just starting to understand how bad your society is. It's been keeping some of your best friends down for ages, and even you have been complicit with this system. When you make a mess, someone else is quick to clean it. When you need help, someone else is quick to your rescue. But when they point out injustice, you've pulled the wool over your eyes. Until now. If you ever need a cast, it will be small. Take the Book Quiz at the Blue Pyramid.

Substitute Dealer
"Well, here we are folks. Thanks for joining us tonight. This is my co-host, Jim Van Patten, and I'm Bob Lamaire. Weï¿½re here at the final table of the World Professional Poker Tour Tournament. We had a little mishap earlier in the evening. It seems that the dealer got ill..." "He was drunk on his ass, Bob." "We don't have a report from the hospital yet, Jim." "He fell off his chair, Bob. The muthafucka was drunk on his ass." "Well at any rate, Jim, the tournament promoters found a replacement dealer sitting in the audience tonight, some guy named Chris Nolan, so the show will go on." "What do we know about this Nolan guy?" "Not much Jim, but it's time for the first hand, so let's see what he's got." "Wow, Bob! Look at that pitch! The guy is planting the cards between the rail and the layout right in front of each player." "Pretty impressive, Jim. But let's see if he can handle chips." "Look at that, Bob. He's sizing stacks and cutting chips faster

I Am His
Words of a submissive/slave I am a submissive woman. I find pleasure, joy, and fulfillment from being submissive/slave to another in a loving relationship. I am not weak, or stupid. I am a strong woman, with firm views and a clear concept of what I want out of my life. I do not serve out of shame or weakness, but out of pride and strength. I look to my loving Master for guidance and protection, for never am I more complete than when he is with me. I know that he will protect my body, my mind, and my soul with his strength and wisdom. He is everything to me, as I am everything to him. His touch awakens me and his thoughts free me. Only in serving him do I find complete freedom and joy. His punishments are harsh, but I accept them thankfully, knowing that he has my bests interests always foremost in his mind. If he desires my body for pleasure, I shall joyfully give it to him, and take pleasure myself from knowing that I have brought him happiness. However, the pleasure of the f

Bomb Me Please
http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=158234&i=312467067 well to all who can help me im in a contest to get comments and win a prize the link above is to my pic.so please comment bomb me as many times as you like i really apreciate it.and to those who already have thanks so much....

Not Sure
Agony and pain as a sit for days All alone in this empty place Wondering weather I’ll love again Will this heartache ever end Everything changes nothings the same Except for this god awful pain Emptiness and loneliness that tears me apart When does it end and where do I start If love is a good thing then please tell me why It can make the worlds strongest man cry What you do unto others will come back to you So tell me why I’m paying the price for two I’ve been true and faithful right to the end Yet still I get hit with this pain again Shattered heart, pain like death I’m still left with a second breath To suffer to hurt with no regret If that’s the case why cant I forget I see the darkness creeping up slow I’m still deciding witch way to go Follow the light or give in at best Go to the dark side where I might get rest

Way Drunk And Love It
I went out with alot of my old highschool class mates just got home. I tell you what it was a blast old memories and new ones to add to it. It was all for our dear friend ,brother and class mate david. we Honored him tonight he passed away last sunday. you know its pretty shitty it took his death to get us all together after 12 yrs It makes you relize just how dear your friends are to you never lose contact with them no matter how far apart you are becasuse you may never know if you will ever see them again.

Finally!!!
I bought a dirt bike. Brand new. 2007 Suzuki DR-Z 125L. It was on sale and I couldnt pass it up. I pick it up at around 4ish. My friend is coming to pick me up to take me down to get the bike. For the record, this isnt the bike I'm gonna race, obviously. And I'm not racing until the 2008 series, so I have time to get my second bike still. I'm still excited about this one though... it seems a little unreal right now. But once the bike is in the back of my friends truck... it'll all set in! And I'll have pics too.

What The Hell Is The World Coming To???
its to the point where if you fart in public your ass is getting kicked by the cops. Not all cops are bad but its assholes like this that makes the good ones look bad. fucking pigs

Best Friends Forever
Written with a pen Sealed with a Kiss If you're my friend, Please answer this: Are we friends or are we not? You told me once, but I forgot. So tell me now and tell me true, So I can say, I'm here for you. Of all the friends I've ever met, You're the ones I won't forget. And if I die before you do, I'll go to Heaven And wait for you. Show your friends how much you care. Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND, including the one who sent it to you. If it comes back to you, den you'll know you have a circle of friends. Kk, Friend Send this to............. 0-2 peeps you are a Bad friend. Booo!!! 3-5 peeps you are an OK Friend! 6-9 peeps you are a Good friend 10+peeps you are the bestest friend ever!

Sorry Not Here
Hi to all my friends, family and fans, Sorry to not be around and posting this weekend, but have been taken very ill, and of course a week ago I didn't know I'd be sick, so couldn't even get in to see the doctor. Love to you all, Starr Cherry

The Smack-down
For those who might be curious as to how I handled the situation in my last blog, I have decided to post my reply to her. I would like to give thanks to Lynne, Amanda, Amber and Azrina (damn, that's a lot of A's, lol!) for their helpful inspiration, advice, and choice words. The previously mentioned ignorant woman has also been deleted and blocked as has her phone number been removed from my cell. Whether or not she ever knew it was me, I'll never know, but then, I really don't give a damn. lol! ------------------------- It was very immature and rude of you to respond to me in that manner. Asking "why" doesn't mean that I'm being negative, but curious about your choice. An intelligent adult would know the difference between negativity and curiousity. Which is why I clarified this in my original post. You were simply waiting for someone - no, make that anyone - to inquire, so that you could prove to the world what a bad-ass you are. When in truth all you proved is that you

Salvationredemption
My destiny undecided, My faith between the line, my fate uncovered, my prophecy undiscovered....will my soul fall to darkness or rise above to goodness...I look toward myself to see the shadow of the real me, I look forward and see, one things certain to me....Salvation, Redemption is the key for this I see darkness and goodness is a part of me but nether will control me, nor decide my fate...as I am a force with only one things desire, to let my prophecy come true and then we shall see what my true destiny is to me, my fate will become whats left of me, then all will see the true side of me. Deftones - RX QueenMusic Code provided by Song2Play.Com

Ozzfest Is Free !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OZZFEST IS FREE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OZZFEST 2007...FOR FREE GROUNDBREAKING ANNOUNCEMENT PULLS PLUG ON TICKET PRICES "This will change everybody.s impression of the way touring in the summer in America should be."--Sharon Osbourne Imagine a day of wall-to-wall hard rock. Imagine the world's greatest headliner sharing a bill with cutting edge new artists. Imagine if this brass-knuckled beast was hellbent on coming to your town. Imagine this earth-pounding event...FOR FREE. 2007 will forever mark the year OZZFEST spiked the concert industry's punch and gave every head-banging American kid a reason to strap on an air guitar with the historic announcement that tickets to the summer.s premiere touring concert festival won't cost fans a dime. Testing one, two, three... That's right, OZZY and SHARON OSBOURNE and tour producer LIVE NATION broke the news today at the Concert Industry Consortium in Los Angeles that their 12th annual hard rock spectacular--a 25-d

A Fire Fighter's Life!!!!
A FIRE FIGHTER'S LIFE!!! It may take you two minutes to read this, but if you do not take the time to read this you are one of the people this post is talking about. You stay up for 16 hours Hes been up for 48 straight _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. The rain in the middle of the interstate keeps him awake. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He's chilled to the bone, hasn't eaten all day, has the flu, and then runs into a burning building __________________________ You drink your coffee on your way to the mall. He pumps on a five years olds chest on the way to the hospital. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He makes sure the pass device on his pack is working. __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He watches his buddy fall through the floor. __________________________ You wa

For My Lil Enya
"My Little Girl" - Tim McGraw Gotta hold on easy as I let you go Going to tell you how much I love you though you think you already know I remember I thought you looked like angel wrapped in pink so soft and warm you've had me wrapped around your finger since the day you were born Chorus Beautiful baby from the outside in chase your dreams but always know the road that will lead you home again go on, take on this old world but to me you know you'll always be my little girl when you were in trouble that crooked little smile could melt my heart of stone now look at you - I've turned around and you've almost grown sometimes when you're alseep I whisper I love you in the moonlight at your door as I walk away I hear you say "Daddy, I love you more" Chorus Someday some boy'll come and ask me for your hand but I won't say yes to him unless I know he's the half that makes you whole he has a poet's soul and the heart of a man's man I know he'll say

Slipknot~diluted~
I'm cold, I'm ugly I'm always confused by everything I can stare into a thousand eyes But every smile hides a bold-faced lie It itches, it seethes, it festers and breathes My heros are dead, they died in my head Thin out the herd, squeeze out the pain Something inside me has opened up again Thoughts of me exemplified All the little flaws I have denied Forget today, forget whatever happened Everyday I see a little more of overall deficiencies I'm nothing short of being one complete catastrophe What the hell - did I - do to deserve - all of this? I save all the bullets from ignorant minds Your insults get stuck in my teeth as they grind Way past good taste, on our way to bad omens I decrease, while my symptoms increase God what the fuck is wrong You act like you knew it all along Your timing sucks, your silence is a blessing All I ever wanted out of you was something you could never be Now take a real good look at What you've fucking done to me What

Soulfly~nohope=nofear~
Whoever told ya you can never be free Whoever told ya you can't seek out that dream Whoever told ya you can never be free Whoever told you that is your enemy you see... My life is mine, my right is mine Cause it's my life, you see, not your life My life is mine, my right is mine Sometimes you have to lose your mind... No Hope = No Fear I won't wait for the next life The time is now, the time is right Follow my heart, I'll get through If you're not now, you never were So lose yourself to find yourself Don't need to act like nobody else Sometimes it feels as if the road is blocked I'll find a way, I'll move those rocks Freedom!

Best Dresses Man Contest
Im entered in a Best Dressed Man Contest.I need some support..It's my second contest and I didnt have much support on the first contest.I want to to much better this round.With you sweet comments.I know I will do much better. I,ll repay you all big time. Thanks for you time. Love Radisome

Daytona 500 Qualifying Nascar
2007 Budweiser Shootout SIRIUS NASCAR Radio Ch. 128 drops the green flag on the NASCAR® race season with live coverage from the Daytona International Speedway this weekend. SIRIUS delivers every NASCAR NEXTEL Cup Series™, NASCAR Busch Series™ and NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series™ race all season long. Saturday, February 10th 4:30 pm ET - Exclusive Budweiser Shootout pre-race coverage 8 pm ET – Budweiser Shootout Race Until Midnight ET – Post-race coverage Sunday, February 11th 2 pm ET – Daytona 500 Qualifying

Yay, It's The Weekend.
Do I sound excited? Yeah, right! Oops, almost forgot to add that I'm working today until about 2 p.m. I'll be back online after that! We've got another Mercury Retrograde on the horizon - starts late February 13 and goes until March 7. I really have a problem with these things!! For those wanting more information, try http://web.nightlightnews.com. Every Thursday she does a pretty comprehensive reading for the next week. The big deal with Retros is not to start anything new - it's all about redoing, reviewing, reorganizing, etc. It's all about the past. Giving a Valentine's gift? Purchase it before the 13th, if you know what's good for you! Mercury rules Communication, so expect communication, verbal and otherwise, to be screwed! Be careful what you say! Yeah, this is a problem for me. I'm a Gemini, ruled by Mercury. Those that know me know that I talk alot, lol!! I will try very hard to keep my mouth shut. I may also wait until after the Retrograde to start the Taoist/Tantra

Phenomenal Woman
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size. But when I start to tell them, They think I'm telling lies. I say, It's in the reach of my arms, The span of my hips, The stride of my step, The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman. That's me. I walk into a room Just as cool as you please. And to a man, The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees. Then they swarm around me. A hive of honey bees. I say, It's the fire in my eyes, And the flash of my teeth, The swing of my waist, And the joy in my feet. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. Men themselves have wondered What they see in me. They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them They say they still can't see. I say, It's in the arch of my back, The sun of my smile, The ride of my breast

70 Ways To Tell You've Been Online Too Long
70 Ways To Tell You've Been Online Too Long 1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help. 2. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL". 3. You watch TV with the closed captioning turned on. 4. You have called out someone's screen name while making love to your significant other. 5. You keep begging your friends to get an account so "we can hang out". 6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. 7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to-face. 8. You have to get a 2d phone line just so you can call Pizza Hut. 9. You go into labor and you stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're going to be away. 10. You have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it. 11. You no longer type with proper capitalization, punctuation, or complete sentences. 12. You have met over 100 AOLers. 13. You begin to say "heh heh heh" instead of laughing. 14. When someone says "What did you say?" you reply "Scroll up!" 15. You fin

Missing Some Time
Today, no emo blog… just a thought. You ever notice that you never have time for the things you want to do, And when you get that time you need, you use it up on trivial things like… the interweb? It’s kind of funny. There are things I’d love to do, like write more, draw more, learn some photo shop, do something productive… but the only time I have the fire and energy to do anything is when I’m at work doing the blue collar grind. It’s like a person’s free time is used to vegetate in a cultivation of websites, instant messages, lying around, and television. I need to get out of this rut. I have a lot to do. Fuck it… it feels so good to be able to slack off for a while, just as long as I don’t stay this way. (At least that’s what I keep telling myself)

The Polite Way To Go Pee
During one of her daily classes, a teacher, trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner." The teacher fainted.

2 Great Ideas...
First Great Idea: Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. __________________________________________________ Second Great Idea: Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq . Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq a

Thank You
Thank you for being the heart of my life, Harboring me in the arms of your love, Anchoring me in the rock of your faith, Needing me, that I not be in vain, Knowing me well, yet loving me still. You are the island I've found in my sea, Ocean I dwell in and deep where I dive, Unfailing heaven and passionate earth. Written By: Born N Raised

What Is Your Soul Mark?
You scored as Guru. You are an outward looking free-spirit leading and guiding others through the complexities of your shared universe.Guru100%Celebrity92%Guardian92%Torch Bearer75%Path Finder75%Maverick67%Sage67%Navigator58%Philosopher50%Lone Wolf50%Artisan33%Designer

Anna Nicole Smith's Baby!!
After a lovely breakfast of homemade sausage gravy, hash browns, bisquits, steaming cups of fresh ground coffee and fresh Florida Orange Juice I had a brain fart!!! The first of next week I am going to hire an attorney. You see I am the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby girl!! Never mind the fact that she and I had only been in the same state together a couple of times but miles apart and that was many, many years ago!! Also the fact that I had a vasectomy 25 years ago and have been shooting dead "spermies" ever since. To my knowledge I have never met the woman or had "sex" with her!! Perhaps when my "sperm" was alive some vicious mad woman kept some of mine and she used it to impregnate Anna Nicole??? Let's see the true father gets to execute the estate!! About a half billion dollars!! I can do that!! Let's review: I'm 65 years old and have some mental lapses....comes with age you know!! I am the true father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter and I cannot remember

Night Watch
NIGHT WATCH------ A nurse took the tired, anxious serviceman to the bedside. "Your son is here," she said to the old man. She had to repeat the words several times before the patient's eyes opened. Heavily sedated because of the pain of his heart attack, he dimly saw the young uniformed Marine standing outside the oxygen tent. He reached out his hand. The Marine wrapped his toughened fingers around the old man's limp ones, squeezing a message of love and encouragement. The nurse brought a chair so that the Marine could sit beside the bed. All through the night the young Marine sat there in the poorly lighted ward, holding the old man's hand and offering him words of love and strength. Occasionally, the nurse suggested that the Marine move away and rest awhile. He refused. Whenever the nurse came into the ward, the Marine was oblivious of her and of the night noises of the hospital the clanking of the oxygen tank, the laughter of the night staff members exchanging gre

Anna Nichole Smith's Baby
Ok.. I can not resist.. just two days after her death.. the Judge orders her DNA preserved so that they might beable to figure out who is the father of her baby girl. Now if that isn't a DNA lottery ticket for someone. Most of these men do not want the baby.. they want the millions connected with lil Dany. Hell.. maybe I am the dad.. may as well throw my DNA in the hat. What the hell.

Night Light
Sitting on the floor at the foot of my bed. At 2 AM contemplating fate in the reflection of a blade. By the soft glow of the night light, and the remnants of the moon. Reflecting in my eyes from the flat side, thinking on the caress of the edge. Contemplating burdens, old soul wounds still hurting. And fresh tragedy not yet integrated into my litany. Wondering what is next, and how much more i can bear. But the cold glow of the night light, offers me no answers. And i have unfinished business. So not tonight my newfound friend. Maybe tomorrow night when we speak again.

Chinese Wedding ..
Chinese wedding A Chinese couple get married, and she's a virgin. On the wedding night she gets nervously under the sheets while her husband undresses. He climbs into bed next to her, and tries to be reassuring: "My darring. I know dis your firt time and you flighten.. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting you want. What you want" She says "I wanna try a 69" He said "You wanna beef with bloccolli"

My Wish For You.
My wish for you is a homecoming in this life. A coming in out of the cold; a drying off of icy rain's touch. In the holy reliquary of childhood memory may you find there the unshakable truth of your preciousness. May you remember the cool and padded graces of your wet feet against stone. In the middle of a long night, a single buring light serving as your peace, may you fold back the pocket holding your slights, your jilted times, your feelings of betrayal, and discover small diamonds there, created from the crushed coal of your hates and rage. May you taste resurrection without the need of dying for it. - Frank MacEowen

Heyyyyyyyyy
i still have a good chance even though started a day late......Please LEAST U CAN DO IS LEAVE A RATE AND ONE COMMENT but if interested comment bomb me *wink* **licks and lashes** please help. CLICK ON PIC AND GET THE LOVINS ON PLEEEEASE

Whats Your Tarot
You are The Empress Beauty, happiness, pleasure, success, luxury, dissipation. The Empress is associated with Venus, the feminine planet, so it represents, beauty, charm, pleasure, luxury, and delight. You may be good at home decorating, art or anything to do with making things beautiful. The Empress is a creator, be it creation of life, of romance, of art or business. While the Magician is the primal spark, the idea made real, and the High Priestess is the one who gives the idea a form, the Empress is the womb where it gestates and grows till it is ready to be born. This is why her symbol is Venus, goddess of beautiful things as well as love. Even so, the Empress is more Demeter, goddess of abundance, then sensual Venus. She is the giver of Earthly gifts, yet at the same time, she can, in anger withhold, as Demeter did when her daughter, Persephone, was kidnapped. In fury and grief, she kept the Earth barren till her child was returned to her. What Tarot Card are You?Take the

Greatest Rock And Roll Tunes
For me the greatest Rock and Roll tunes were and still are "Sweet Emotion" by Aerosmith and "I Can't Get No Satisfaction" by the Rolling Stones!! This could end up and be a great re-posting blog/bulletin as each reader adds his/her two cents!!

Speaking Of Music!!
I hope you all read and add your favs to the R&R Greatest tunes!! I'm listening to my computer "library" of tunes which is ecletic to say the least! One tune that makes my hair stand on end and touches me to the point of tears each and everytime I hear it is: "Nessum Dorma" by Luciano Pavarotti from the album "The Essential 3 Tenors" You may wish to give it a listen!!

Okay So....
Okay so, I work in Martinez on Alhambra St. Alhambra is a fairly busy street with tons of stores and always busy with cars. I got my job at Safeway in the beginning of January. Since i have goten my job and been commuting.. I have seen.. 10 turkeys walking down the side of Alhambra in a group... just walking along... which was really odd..or so i thought.. about 2 weeks later.. i was on my way home from work.. when i suddenly see this HUGE... and i mean HUGE.. black COW walking down the middle of the friggin street (on the opposite side thank god)!!! lol. so i called the Martinez police department..the lady was friggin hysterical.. lol.. she was like "a cow? on alhambra?" and was cracking up laughing...LOL then... like 2 or 3 days ago.. in the morning.. i was driving along.. and a deer ran right in front of my car... so wtf is next?!?!?!?! lol... its gettin way too weird...LOL.. all these strange animals just running loose in Martinez... its not even a farm community..LOL

Hinder-lips Of An Angel...
Lips Of An Angel lyrics Honey why are you calling me so late It's kinda hard to talk right now Honey why are you crying is everything okay I gotta whisper cause I can't be too loud Well, my girls in the next room Sometimes I wish she was you I guess we never really moved on It's really good to hear your voice saying my name It sounds so sweet Coming from the lips of an angel Hearing those words it makes me weak And I never wanna say goodbye But girl you make it hard to be faithful With the lips of an angel It's funny that you're calling me tonight And yes I've dreamt of you too And does he know you're talking to me Will it start a fight No I don't think she has a clue Well my girls in the next room Sometimes I wish she was you I guess we never really moved on It's really good to hear your voice saying my name It sounds so sweet Coming from the lips of an angel Hearing those wordsa it makes me weak And I never wanna say goodbye

How To Tell You Are From Michigan
If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you live in Michigan. If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you live in Michigan. If you have worn shorts and a coat on the same day, you live in Michigan. If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you live in Michigan. Part 2 - You know you're a true MICHIGANDER when . . . You know several people who have hit a deer more than once. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching. You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings). You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them. You design your kid's Halloween costume t

What Women Would Do If They Had A Penis For A Day
What women would do if they had a penis for a day 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm. 4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem. 3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks. 2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement. 1. Repeat number 9......

What Men Would Do If They Had A Vagina For A Day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too. 1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

Message To Friends...
Hope you have an amazing & safe weekend!! Lots of love, Lizzi I Confess I confess, before I met you, I was on a lonely journey, on a dead end road. I confess, you brought sunlight, to the dark abyss within me. I confess, you awakened my senses, to the beauty that life held. I confess, I can tell you where, what day, and under what willow tree, I fell in love with you. I confess, the first time, I felt the softness of you and the rapture of your body, I felt as man, finally complete. Finally fulfilled. I confess, when I realized that you loved me, it caused me to weep with happiness. I confess you have released me from darkness and replaced the hopeless of my existence, with the joy of life. I confess, your voice, is as a bird in song and your smile, is as the light of night. I confess, when I utter your name, it comes as a symphony, from my heart. I confess, when you are near, you a like the fragrance, from the flow

Michigan
If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you live in Michigan. If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you live in Michigan. If you have worn shorts and a coat on the same day, you live in Michigan. If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you live in Michigan. Part 2 - You know you're a true MICHIGANDER when . . . You know several people who have hit a deer more than once. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching. You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings). You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them. You design your kid's Halloween costume to

This Goes Out To The Rest Of My Lovely Friends... Kisses An Lots Of Huggess!!!
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Nothing In Particular
Just sitting here bored out of my wits, like most Saturdays, wondering what the hell I've done with my life... I'm nearly 43, and still trying to finish a Bachelor's degree! Being single at valentine's day doesn't boost my morale mch either... oh, well, thanks 4 letting me vent... :-)

Someone Needed To Say It
Someone Needed To Say It Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back: I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens...Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there are no girls allow! ed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE? I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, i

Tattoo
A man and woman were dating and he asked her to marry him. She told him to prove his love to her she wanted him to get her name, Wendy, tattooed on his penis. When it was erect is said Wendy and when it was limp if said Wy. They got married and went to Jamaica to a nude beach for their honeymoon. Wendy told her husband to go get them a drink so he went to a stand on the beach and noticed the man who was waiting on him also has a Wy on his penis. He said oh you must have a wife named Wendy to and the waiter said no mine says Welcome to Jamaica man have a nice day!!!

Morph Contest New Person
~~ Okay I'm doing a Best Morph Contest! ~~ In this one will be 1st, 2nd, and 3rd Places but everyone will get a prize. Contest will open on 2/9 thur 2/16 1st Morph is...... with 566 comments 2nd Morph is...... with 488 comments 3rd Morph is..... with 369 comments 4th Morph is...... with 300 comments 5th Morph is...... with 112 comments 6th Morph is...... with 34 comments 7th Morph is...... with 3 comments 8th Morph is...... with 3 comments 9th Morph is...... with 1 comments Send me your link to your pic to my inbox and i will add you. Remember you can comment bomb your own pic one with most comments wins! thanks maria click on pic to enter contest! ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Hahaha....who's My Next Prank Victim???
Saturday Nights! Join ~Clandestine~ for The Cherry Punk Show! All request Punk music from 9pm - 11pm EST!! Oh Yeah...and Someone Is gonna get Punk'd! You don't wanna miss this! Tell you Friends! CherryTaps Ulitmate Prankster is gonna have some FUN TONIGHT!!! Now Playing: Punk Rock Show Click the pics to get there!

I Love You
by Iloveit I want to be your companion and walk hand in hand, your strength enveloping mine. Autumn leaves falling, scuffing feet and laughter, sharing nights, not finished by the dark. I want to be your confidant as you pen your deepest thoughts, as your heartaches bleed and finally break free. Your dreams, I keep as if my own. I want to smile as you smile and giggle with you at nothing at all. I want to be your lover and find the passions that move you to action. I want to be the softness that induces you to trust. I want to be the naughty that makes you come back for more. I want to please you. I want to share your breakfast and your dinner, I want you in the shower and in your bed and with soft steps to bring you coffee (I take mine black) Your strong arms, the legs that power your thrust, your lips of pleasure, these are the fuel of my desire no it is no secret, my love, and to put it very simply, I want

Iowa Class Battle Ships
Please take a moment and view the new photos I've posted under "Battle Ships". The North Carolina is prior to the Iowa Class and not quite as modern or fast. There were only four Iowa Class Battle Ships: The USS Iowa-BB-61, USS New Jersey BB-62, USS Missouri BB-63 and USS Wisconsin BB-64. These ships all go back to the 1094's and were built for the 2nd World War. There has never been nor will there ever be a more graceful dreadnought. They each were very fast and deadly. There firepower was tremdous. President Reagan brought then out of retirement and retro fitted each of the four in the '80's!! They each continued in service throughout the 1990's. They are now out of service but we as tax payers got our money's worth!!

Finally
The Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note: these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Co

A Fairy Tail
by Millette Addison Dreamland awaits you, Close your eyes, Imagine you and I, Close as breath, Skin upon skin, Lips touching, For you taste of Raspberries, sweetly irresistible, The fragrance of you, Takes my breath away, I am burning inside, A torch of fire, Burning fuel of passion, For you are my desire, My heart beats with every breath, You are my destiny, Your eyes evade me, deep, dark, mysterious, I am your slave, Your love has captured me, Grab my body, Pull me close, Show me your love, In ways I could only dream. Wake me I must be dreaming, This is a fairytale.

In An Embrace
I close my eyes and picture us in an embrace. Passion. Happiness. Love. I feel you trembling against my flesh. Dont be afraid. I will not hurt you as you have been hurt before. Instead I will comfort you. With my embrace. Feel me as I feel you. Relax. Breathe. Feel me. Against you I burn. For you. My senses awakened from a long deep, sleep. A coma state of being. Trap me against you and take control. Tell me what you want. Show me. Feel me. Just an embrace. But it means so much. For me to hold you and never let you feel pain. My embrace wants to be your comfort. Your safe here with me. I will love you. I will hold you. I will embrace you with my heart and all I have that loves completely.

Sisterhood
There’s something to be said for family, especially siblings. Just when you think there is no hope for closeness between you, a crisis happens, and it doesn’t have to be negative. By crisis, I mean major life development, such as a birth of a child. Anyway, my point is that you realize the level of closeness you have, the depth of your relationship. It’s truly an awesome realization to know that after all the years of arguing and mock hating each other, my sister and I really can be the best of friends. We can share anything and everything. We don’t have to judge each other. We can support each other, through all things. And more importantly, after thinking I was so different from her, I realize that I’m really not, and that isn’t such a bad thing…

Old Lady Goes To Heaven
An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She is chatting to St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful blood-curdling screams. "Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "it's just someone having the holes bored in their shoulder blades for the wings." The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more blood-curdling screams. "Oh my goodness," says the old lady, "now what's happening?" "Not to worry," says St. Peter, "they are just having their head drilled to fit the halo." "I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm off down to hell." ''You can't go there," says St. Peter, "you'll be raped and sodomized." "Maybe so," says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes for that!"

A Night With The Blade
I hear you whisper in my ear sending me surges of pleasure up and down my spine. Your breath upon my skin fills me with untamed heat. As your silken lips touch my skin you softly nibble my flesh. I feel my heart race and a slow wetness building between my legs. You start to kiss me with passion and urgency, telling me of your need. I whisper in your ear to go slow with your hot mouth upon my body. You reluctantly release my luscious lips to taste my creamy flesh. Slowly descending upon my neck you nip me there and draw first blood. Slowly you suckle my neck and draw upon my life-force. I feel my pleasure quickly rising in my soul. As you release my neck I suck your lips and taste of my life. The taste of my blood upon your lips makes me feel the terrible need. I descend with my mouth upon your neck and taste you too. I bite down softly drawing your life into me, filling me now with an even greater heat. After an eternity I release your neck as we mesh our bodies to blend the heat. You

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plz can yall help bomb him a bit even if each of u leave one comment and rat him it helps.. as u see i have used my comment for the day thanks yall lady kaos

How Much Of A Stoner Are You???
You are 58% stoner You are a fairly regular stoner. You are probably the kid who is always smoking up at the back corner of the parking lot of your high school. You like experimenting with other stuff – although you are too clever to really get addicted to anything. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Last Night...
I dreamt of you last night.... There we were walking through the woods, the wind catching our laughter and carrying it away. The late evening autumn sky streaked with all the brilliant shades of red and orange; filling us with a warm cozy feeling. Arm in arm we walk silently; there's no need for words between us now. Finally we reach the cabin we had rented for our rendezvous and step inside. Closing the door behind us, I turn around to find you just inches from me and I can't help but smile. Your strong arms pull me to you and softly you kiss me; I put up no resistance as you part my lips and search. My heart skips a beat and races just to be in your arms again. Ever so slowly and reluctantly we break the passionate embrace, only to have you sweep me up in your arms and carry me to the bedroom. As you bring me into the room I see that there's a fire burning in the fireplace and the flames from what seems to be a million candles flickering. The scent of roses f

Do You Think Of Me?
Do you think of me when I'm not there? I think of you, but are you aware Of what I feel, deep in my heart? I'll try to explain, this is a start. Do you think of me When you close your eyes? I think of you, I don't have to try. Pieces of you are left in my brain. Man, boy, you drive me insane. I think of you when I'm in my car Wanting you near, but knowing you're far. Do you think of me When you're pouring your beer? When I whisper your name, is it my voice you hear? I think of you and I have to smile When I have these feelings, they'll last for awhile. Do you think of me Part of the day? There's so much to you I have to say Do you think of me? Because I think of you. Think of me and I'll be true.

Rules That Guys Wish Girls Knew...
This is an oldie but a goodie, or is it? You decide. RULES THAT GUYS WISH GIRLS KNEW... If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. Do not cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then, you are stuck with her. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again! If you ask a question you don't want an answer to; expect an answer you do not want to hear. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and NASCAR. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. Shopping is not a sport, and no, we

Untitle
I am thinking of too many things I am so angry with this world My blood is boiling because I am so angry I am so confusing in my mind My goal of direction get me no where I see the road go to somewhere but I don't know where that road go to? I found out that I am type 2 diabete I would say something punished me for some reason. Yup, I am so angry for many reason My family, My friends and exes hurt me so badly. Do they have a better life? Yup they do or not? I am single of because I love my baby daughter. Being single may is fun but most lonely at night time. What is the forgive? Would I forgive people make my life better? My mind is out of control. My goal of direction get me no where Yes, I am sad I am lonely every night. Am I dersve for this? Do I enjoyed being single? I am angry with this world.. Angry get me no where but relieve I am better person but am I deserve for this? I hardy sleep because I always dream of nightmare I wish I am vampire becau

" Don't Cry"
Don't be cry You are my baby Don't be cry I would lick your drop of tear Dont be cry I would hold you, my dear Don't be cry You are my sweetie Don't be cry I would let your head on my shoulder Don't be cry You are my love Don't be cry let me hold you, my dear Don't be cry Let me come in your heart Don't be cry I would lick your drop of tear Don't be cry Put ur head on my shoulder Don't be cry I am rub your back Don't be cry We are cuddling Don't be cry You are my sweetie Don't be cry I love you hunny bunny

Thinking
Chills run up my spine A soul slowly turning cold Maybe this is like a sign Of what was about to unfold.. Blood stains soft wrists Sobs echo deep inside Curling fingers into fists These tears, I must hide.. Leaving me alone to die Watching me rip apart Laughing at me as I cry Slowly stabbing at my heart.. Salty tears keep increasing Burning skin as they fall Blood my body is releasing Little drops of pain so small.. Emotions stuck in a throat Escaping through wet eyes No more do I think I can float Silently pulled down by your lies.. Beneath the surface, I sink Drowning in tears and blood Tattooing my skin like ink Pain, my floor it does flood.

Dreams
Your dreams Tell me your dreams so they can be mine Let me there to help them come true Tell me your fears, when you feel afraid come to my arms, let me rock them away. Come to my shoulders when you need to weep wake me up, when you cannot sleep talk to me when you need to be heard. Be silent with me when you can’t say a word. I can’t tell you, you’ll have to cry another tear but when you want someone to hold you I’m always right here so just come to me for anything at all, call me, I’m yours to call fill my faith in you when you can’t find your own and always remember your never alone that’s all I’ll ever ask of you.

~ Sgt Michael Burghardt ~ You Tell Them Brother
Leading the fight is Gunnery Sgt Michael Burghardt, known as "Iron Mike" or just "Gunny". He is on his third tour in Iraq. He had become a legend in the bomb disposal world after winning the Bronze S tar for disabling 64 IEDs and destroying 1,548 pieces of ordnance during his second tour. Then, on September 19, he got blown up. He had arrived at a chaotic scene after a bomb had killed four US soldiers. He chose not to wear the bulky bomb protection suit. "You can't react to any sniper fire and you get tunnel-vision," he explains. So, protected by just a helmet and standard-issue flak jacket, he began what bomb disposal officers term "the longest walk", stepping gingerly into a 5ft deep and 8ft wide crater. The earth shifted slightly and he saw a Senao base station with a wire leading from it. He cut the wire and used his 7in knife t o probe the ground. "I found a piece of red detonating cord between my legs," he says. "That's when I knew I was screwed." Rea

Him
He's on my mind night and day Don't want to leave him just want to stay Time flies when we're alone Want to call him on the phone And tell him he's it, the one I adore The one I dream of, the one I want more He fills my heart, he fills my need I'm like a book I want him to read I want to tell him everything inside Want to open up, don't want to hide My feelings grow stronger and deeper each day How do I let him see? Is there any way? His touch is so gentle, so soft and so right It's only with him I want to spend my nights If we snuck away, for a moment in time Only then could he really be mine. To love him is like a breath of air I wish he were mine Life is so fucking unfair.

Getting Near The End...help!!!
I'm in the contest for the best DILF (dad I'd like to f**k) and need some help getting ratings and comments. Could you cut and paste the link below and give me a rating and the bomb some comments? I sure would appreciate it. Thanks John http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=102986&albumid=214485&i=1101150721

F-a-m-i-l-y..
Do you know what the word FAMILY means? FAMILY = (F)ATHER (A)ND (M)OTHER (I) (L)OVE (Y)OU..Love and Respect ALL Families..We all have LOVE to give.... 'HAPPY VALENTINES DAY' To all Moms' and Dads'..God Bless the FAMILY.. '

Truly Stupid People
TRULY A STUPID PERSON AN IDIOT ON CT HAS CALLED ME STUPID STAEING THAT I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT WHEN IT COMES TO CERTAIN LAWS AND OR RULES. LET ME SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU LITTLE GIRL. I HAVE A BACHELORS DEGREE IN CRIMINAL JUSTICE FROM A FOUR YEAR COLLEGE, I HAVE BEEN EMPLOYED IN LAW ENFORCEMENT FOR 8 YEARS NOW. I THINK WHEN I READ SOMETHING ON THE PENAL CODE I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS AND JUST SO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE PICTURES UNLESS GIVEN WRITTEN OR VERBAL PERMISSION BELONG TO THE OWNER OR LIKENESS IN SAID PHOTO. AS FAR AS PHOTOGRAPHERS AND I MEAN PAID ONES NOT JUST IDIOTS WHO CALL THEMSELVES PHOTOGRAPHERS THE LAWS FOR THEM VARY FROM STATE TO STATE SO GO AHEAD POST ANOTHER BLOG. I GOT THE WHOLE DAMN PENAL CODE TO GO OFF OF NOT THE LAYMEN LAW SO TRY AGAIN HUNNY.

A To Z Of Me.
A -- Z 1. A is for age: 26 2. B is for beer of choice: GUINNESS. 3. C is for career right now: SLACKER. 4. D is for your dog's name: MURPHY. 5. E is for essential item you use everyday: INSULIN. 6. F is for favorite TV show at the moment: BONES. 7. G is for favorite game: SUPER MARIO CART FOR SUPER NINTENDO. 8. H is for Hometown: ALBANY NY. 9. I is for instruments you play: I PLAY A MEAN BEER BOTTLE. 10. J is for favorite juice: KOOL AID!! 11. K is for whose butt you'd like to kick: FAR TO MANY AT THE MOMENT. 12. L is for last place you ate: CHINA ON HUDSON. 13. M is for marriage: NEVER, EVER. 14. N is for your full name: WILLIAM JOSEPH WALSH III 15. O is for overnight hospital stays: LOST COUNT AFTER 30. 16. P is for people you were with today? QUAVION AND MY MOM. 17. Q is for quote: LIFE IS A COMEDY TO THOSE WHO THINK, AND A TRAGEDY TO THOSE WHO FEEL, BUT MIND BLOWING TO THOSE WHO DON'T GIVE A FUCK!! 18. R is for

Diabetes Tour De Cure --june 2nd
A message from David Guenther I have again accepted the challenge of cycling in the American Diabetes Association's Tour de Cure fund-raising event. I will be doing my bike ride on June 2, 2007 in Buffalo, NY. I hope to be able to train for the 16 mile trek, this year. I was only able to do the 6 mile last year. Once this would have been nothing for me, but now with my back and joint disabilities, not to mention my head trauma -- it will be good challenge for me The Tour de Cure is a series of cycling events held in over 80 cities nationwide. The Tour is a ride, not a race; it features different route lengths from a leisurely 10-mile course to a demanding 100-mile journey. I have joined thousands of others to pedal in support of the Association's mission: to prevent and cure diabetes and to improve the lives of all people affected by diabetes. I am asking you to help by supporting my fund-raising efforts with a donation. Your tax-deductible gift will make

Please Help Me Out, Thanks
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Chayagoins/ Hey Guys, I have started a yahoo group called (DAWN OF HOPE) This is for posting your (FOR Sale) or (For Free) items. Please help me expand my list. Here is my url to visit. Listing items for free can include Pets,furniture,clothes,baby items ect. There are ALOT of people who cannot afford things the we can be helping out. I appreciate everything you can give and help each other out. If you do not want to deal with the items then please make arrangements for me to pick them up for you or for you to bring them here. I really want to help people out. Thanks Britt

Fucking Fuck Fuck Fuck
yeah im a fucking idiot on my behalf,Ehhhhhhhh.Not sure what else to say about it. I shouldnt of said anything,But I know hell ignore it. Fine by me. I guess. Hurts to know but Hey this is why im here. im not like going to leave. I never do. Seems to me everyone leaves me. They always do. Wtf am I going to do in the in end when everyone leaves me? Meh i plan on getting marryed young. Always had that thought. :/ Nothing I want ever comes true. ]So im stuck again bymyself. Alone.....

Am I Naughty Or Nice?
Are you Naughty or nice Your Result: your Naughty! wild thing! You were born to be bad. Naughty by nature, you've tried everything at least once and aren't afraid to get your hands - or the rest of you - dirty when opportunity knocks. Whether that means plotting for advancement at work or toying with somebody's affections, you're willing to break the rules. As long as you're having a laugh and getting ahead, anything goes. And it is fun to defy convention every once in a while, but you're walking a bit of a tightrope. Every so often, try listening to that little angel on your shoulder who keeps saying "no!" - it's okay to be nice sometimes. In the meantime, keep being bad and enjoy yourself. Just don't throw caution entirely to the wind. Your Nice! all sugar, no spice! Are you Naughty or nice

Info February 10th
I ONLY GOT 3 PEOPLE FOR A CHERRY TAP CONTEST. I mean c'mon some people just give presents. I'M GIVING a cherry blast! 1st place 3 day 2nd place 1 day C'mon guys and girls.. help timmy out. very simple rules.. very simple idea.. ~Timmy~

Over
I saw you staring at me across the room. You just dumped me, what should I assume? Guess what,Babe? I am over you! As far as I'm concerned, me and you are through. For today and tomorrow, this week and next year, 'cuz falling in love with you again is my biggest fear. So, do me a favor, and stay away from me. I don't want to hurt again. So, please let me be. I'm not trying to be mean, I just don't wanna cry, 'cuz I get a sting in my heart, every time you walk by. I remember, as you stood there, staring at the ground. I was excited inside, but I did not make a sound. I remember the time; I remember the place; I remember my feeling inside; when you look spread upon your fac. You looked so good, in your T-shirt and jeans. I remember that night, you were in my dreams. I wish I could be with you; every night and day, because I love you, more than words can say. When I looked into your eyes, I knew it was true, my heart never lies, I