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The Husband Store....
A new "Husband Store" has just opened in New York City that sells husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they must follow the instructions posted at the entrance: "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the husbands increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any husband from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down, except to exit the building!" So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the 1st floor, the sign on the door reads: "Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs." The 2nd floor sign reads: "Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids." The 3rd floor sign reads: "Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely Good Looking." "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the 4th floor and sign reads: "Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Good Looking and Help With Housework." "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I c
Can Someone Help Me???
Im kinda new to this cherrytap thing, I dunno how to set up my page ??? Im on myspace - ( ) check me out on there then give me a hand figuring this out. Thanx Your a Doll x0x0x0 -Lucky
Most look and see a spoiled little rich girl, Only a few know that her parents work 7 days a week To make her life better then theirs was, Most see her dressed up, looking her best everyday. Only a few know that she’d crawl on her hands & knees Thru mud and muck 2 rescue an animal. Most see her as a self absorbed snob, Only a few know that she like to see all sides Of the story before she judges. Most see a vain woman looking for complements, Only a few know that she’s clueless about Her looks. Most see the cold hearted look that shines within her eyes, Only a few knows that she cries for Beauty, pain, suffering & love. Most see a woman set on her own desires, Only a few know that her loved ones come Before anything else in her life. Most people just look at the cover and as they know the story Only a few can tell you what Everyone thinks they know
Anyone Care To Help?
I am trying to win a 7-day blast. Please come help me. I need 15000 comments. All help is greatly appreciated. Here's the link:
Very Soon....
Very fucking soon. My little man in the green shirt there is gonna be in for a helluva time! ;)
I Got A Job Interview Today.
Hopefully they will hire me. I have been looking for two weeks in this mountain town. Well there are other places around here. I dont drive due to a fear of it after a car wreck. I want to work in this local pet store. I have been around animals all my life. From ferrets to hedgehogs.
Yes! Yes!
Oh sweet joyus Buddah! is it true? The caffinated donut!?
Cold Stories
haha....its so funny that i complain a whole lot about how effin cold it is here in minnesota.....but i often found refusing to wear a no wonder im walking around in literally freezing temps in just a hoodie.....yea....probably not a good idea if i wanna stay
Wow i had my first sybian ride this weekend, what a ride!!! I think that every woman should have one of these in our homes... If anyone would like to get me a present this would be ideal....
50 Odd Things
If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 50 things about your friends, and let them learn 50 things about you! 1. How tall are you barefoot? 5'2 2. Have you ever smoked heroin? no 3. Do you own a gun? nope 4. Do you play with the ads on the side of the screen? nope 5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"? no not really 6. What do you think of hot dogs? i don't know there ok 7. What's your favorite Christmas song? Don't really have one 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? water 9. Can you do push ups? I guess 10. Is your bathroom clean? yes 12. Do you like painkillers? if i need them yeah 13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? I'm a nympho lol 14.Do you own a knife? no 15. Do you have A.D.H.D? no but it seems to happen a lot lol 16. Middle Name? Marie 17.What's your normal bed time? whenever I get really tired 19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink: milk, juice, water 20. What time did you wake
How I Fell Out Of A Helicopter
How I Fell Out Of A Helicopter or....Exiting A Chopper the Really Fast Way There is no doubt that I was the first kid on my block to fall out of a helicopter in flight. Here's how it happened: So we're in this CH-46 Sea Knight in Az. A bunch or Marines. We're hovering about 15 - 20 feet off the desert floor when I, in my my infinite wisdom, decide to stand up. Now, you gotta picture this: I'm dressed in full combat gear, rifle in hand, looking for all the world like John Wayne. Why I decided that the end of the ramp would be a good place to stand during flight is beyond me. I guess this was still in my "achieving wisdom" segment of life. Anyway, so I'm standing there on there on there ramp, like a dumbass, and the chopper lurches forward just ever so slightly. When the bird went forward, in keeping with the laws of physics....I went aft which, as luck would have it, put me in the exact spot where the helicopter was only a moment before. Only now, there was no helicopter there.
When The Children Cry
I see on a daily basis children crying. It hurts my heart so much. I wish that I could take thier pain and heal them with my touch. Unfortunate are the little ones who come from broken homes. They go to school, get teased all day. At them, the popular throw stones. Its just not right and it isnt fair. They didnt ask for life. They didnt ask to suffer like this. They just want to feel right. Society has pissed me off for how its so screwed up. Show these children the love they NEED, Act like we give a fuck. I know I do and I show it well. Its called tears in my heart. Cus when I see these little ones it tears me all apart. I know how they feel and I know how they hurt. I too was once that child. I came from a very broken home. With no love shown, I ran like I was wild. These children need us and our voice. They need to know we care. They need to feel some love from us. They nee
If You Cut Me...
If you cut me, do I not bleed? And scream like a little school girl and call the cops and then a lawyer and then sue your sorry buttocks right into PMTIA prison? Damn skippy I do. Except the school girl part. That's not how I scream.
Your Thoughts
How I Cost The Marine Corps $2,4 Million In One Day
How I Cost The Marine Corps $2.4 Million In One Day This is one maybe I should not confess to but it was like 23 years ago so, there's probably a statute of limitations or something. We were having a missile shoot out of Kanehoe, Hi. The idea was to shott a AIM-9 Sidewinder missile at a target drone over the ocean without destroying the drone. Since the drones cost $800,000.00 each at that time, they were intended to be used over and over. This is how it worked in theory: In the theory, the Ordanceman (me) removes the safe/arm device from the the missile and stencils on the warhead "S/A REMOVED." This way, the missile does not actually explode and the only way to destroy the frone eith it is to shoot it straight up the tail pipe of the drone. A monitoring station then records how close the missile actually comes to the drone, which runs, out fuel, parachutes to the surface, and is re-used. This is how worked in real life: So Im removing all these S/A Devices from these Sidew
Another Multi-part Post . . .
Another multi-part post. Well . . . I'm 31 today. Yes, today is my birthday. I'm both happy and a bit down about it. It's not necessarily the growing older that bothers me, it's all the problems with my stupid body that seem to come along with it. At 31, I have more freaking health problems than most people I know OLDER than me. I hate it. I have problems at 31 that I shouldn't have until I hit my 40's or 50's. But, I won't go into it. So far, I'm still alive, and that's what counts. I have friends, not many of them close, but I still have them. I'm thankful for that. I'm living my life with a beautiful, wonderful woman. And that is what I'm thankful for most of all. No matter what I go through, what happens to me, I still have her. And that, perhaps, is the greatest birthday present I cold ever receive - that I still have her in my life. ~ ~ ~ I believe everyone should get a daily dose of cartoons. I don't mean most Anime either (not to knock Anime, since there a
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Myspace Donates Sex Offender Database To Center
MySpace donates sex offender database to center By Reuters Story last modified Mon Jan 29 09:34:36 PST 2007 will donate a national computer database on U.S. sex offenders to the National Center for Missing & Exploited Children, the popular social-networking site said Monday. Sex offender data is collected by individual state authorities. News Corp.'s MySpace and background verification company Sentinel Tech Holdings developed a technology that combines close to 50 U.S. state registries in an aim to help police keep track of an estimated 600,000 convicted sex offenders. MySpace has increased efforts to block convicted adult sex predators from the site, which is a meeting place for a large population of teens attracted to the service to share photos, blogs, music and videos. Earlier this month, the families of five girls abducted by adults they met on MySpace sued t
10... Because 9 Is Odd.
har har. i made a numbers joke. Did I really give you a 10? Hm. I mostly just randomly click and click click click.
Finding It's Over
coming to terms with a relationship being over is always really hard. but this time around, the sadness was before and now it's time to move on and heal. as much as i would have loved to be with this person, the timing was not right. love was never a problem for us. just schedules and such. being accused of coming between someone's friends is also not a good sign. although one has to ask how they came up with that conclusion. so as everything comes to an end and as we get to the point where all we do is fight, it's time to walk away. it's time to say bye and hope and wish for the best. maybe in the future our friendship will be restored and maybe we'll pick up where we left off. but right now, i don't think it's a good idea.
Sexiest Girls In Pvc/vinyl And Leather Winner Gets A Free 7 Day Blast!
I have 9 entries so far, just need a few more. Any ladies interested?? Let me know. WINNER GETS A FREE 7 DAY BLAST! Its gonna be a hot contest, and different from all the others. I will open up the voting as soon as I have 10 contestants. Lets fill it up guys!!
A Nun Walks Into Hooters
A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while "the lights would turn off." Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom? The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf. " Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?" "Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you
Yule means "feast". Or maybe"wheel". However, some who have studied the linguistics tell me that the association of "Yule" with "wheel" (a fond belief you will find in many places, since the words are nearly identical) is a myth. The roots of the two words have about as much similarity in Scandinavian languages as in English. According to one theory, the root word for Yule came from the aboriginal Scandinavians, and has always meant only one thing: the festival at the Winter Solstice. The word for wheel came from the Indo-Europeans who migrated to Scandinavia around 3800 BC (although they didn't even begin to use wheels until about 2500 BC!) The debate points out how ancient the word is. For ancient Germanic and Celtic people, the impulse to celebrate solstice was the same as for their neighbors to the south -- a celebration of the cycle of nature and a reaffirmation of the continuation of life. But the style and substance of their celebrations took very different shape. It
This Was Wonder He Is Missing
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry! She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 5 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE! The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a gift, it was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a new bathroom scale!! Ed has been missing since Friday.
I am so tired of trying to please everyone when they think I am doomed to failure. I am not some type of wuss even though I do tend to whine about things. I have endured a lot of hardships socially and physically in the last couple of years and I am still alive and kicking. I am done being alone and I am sick of people telling me who I can and can't see. As big a flirt as I am I am not interested in having a relationship with a married woman, no matter how 'open' their relationship is (or isn't). There is no one I know that isn't 'messed up' in some way and I am sick of people, including my own family telling me that I need to find someone who isn't 'f'ed up'. We all are f-ed up. All of us are guilty. The only thing I require is that the person is to be affectionate. I will not tolerate being told 'my touch offends me' or 'i dont feel like holding your hand' and 'go sleep with the dog'. I love my friends but I really hope I can find that 'special person' that I have alway
Friend Pics
Any one else notice that cherry doesn't seem to notify you if a friend has updated their pics like they used to? Seems like every time i visit a friend lately i have many pics i haven't commented on or seen and I am really good about commenting on a friends pic
Barbaro Loses Battle
KENNETT SQUARE, Pa. (AP) -- Kentucky Derby winner Barbaro was euthanized Monday after complications from his breakdown at the Preakness last May. "We just reached a point where it was going to be difficult for him to go on without pain," co-owner Roy Jackson said. "It was the right decision, it was the right thing to do. We said all along if there was a situation where it would become more difficult for him then it would be time." Roy and Gretchen Jackson were with Barbaro on Monday morning, with the owners making the decision in consultation with chief surgeon Dean Richardson. It was a series of complications, including laminitis in the left rear hoof and a recent abscess in the right rear hoof, that proved to be too much for the gallant colt, whose breakdown brought an outpouring of support across the country. "I would say thank you for everything, and all your thoughts and prayers over the last eight months or so," Jackson said to Barbaro's fans. On May 20, Barbaro
More Of Me...
Hey guys:) 'n' gals;)...Have you had a happy week?...hhhmmmm...I am enjoying this funn site:)...I'd love it if saw my MySpace page:)...Maybe, we can be friends there as well!:)...You care to see?... Let me know your thoughts, My friends and FANS?! Kisses, Gemma ;)
I Remeber College
I remember when I was in college, way out in west Texas. Well when you live in west Texas you can't exactly just go somewhere, you have to pack up all your crap and hope to God you'll be back by Monday. Then on the way home you get all hungry inside and you're feeling just a lil bit of pain from all the excitement that occurred on your road trip. Than you reach way back behind ya in the cooler back there, and you fish around in all that warm water and you find that one lil dude that made it all the way through the weekend. and you pick him up and u dust him off, and crack him open. Just then you figure right about that time that you might have left that fried all sub stop and go burrito right underneath your seat. and you're fishing around down there and find that thing that lil old burrito and you wipe that carpet lint off , as if you wouldn't eat it if it did have other things on it. It's a two day old burrito on a lukewarm beer to go, on the Sunday side of a road trip weekend, a
Lairs Go To Hell....
Ok why do people feel the need to lie, really? I know we are all participating in the online fantasy world that is cherry tap, but seriously if you lie to me about stuff I'm gonna find out. One way or another I dont like to talk to people that are fake It's just not how I roll... There is a reason I only have a few people in my "family" and people that I am "fans" of.... These are the people I talk to on a regular basis. Soooo the point is be real with me I'm here for fun but I hate lairs so dont be that guy.... Cheese!!!! Kelly
Before I Let You Go
I can still remember yesterday We were so in love in a special way And knowing that you love me Made me feel, oh, so right But now i feel lost, Don't know what to do Each and everyday i think of you Holdin' back the tears I'm trying with all my might Because you've gone and left me Standin' all alone And i know i've got to face Tomorrow on my own But baby Before i let you go I want to say i love you I hope that you're listenin' 'coz it's true, baby, oh yeah You'll be forever in my heart And i know that no one else will do So before i let you go I want to say "i love you" I wish that it could be Just like before I know i could've given you So much more Even though you know I've given you all my love I miss your smile, i miss your kiss Each and everyday i reminisce 'coz baby it's you That i'm always dreamin' of Letting love go is never easy But i love you so That's why i set you free I know someday, somehow I'll find a way To
I like you because of who you are to me.. A true friend. Remember: "A good friend will come bail you out of jail.... But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying WE screwed up, but we had fun! " I am Proud to be your Friend! Things I’ve learned from Friends: I've learned...that life is like a roll of toilet paper. the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. I've learned...that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for. I've learned...that money doesn't buy class. I've learned that it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular. (IE your kids' laugh!) I've learned...that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved. ! I've learned...that the Lord didn't do it all in one day. What makes me think I can? Really! I've learned...that to ignore the facts does not change the facts. I've learned.
Sexy Eyes Contest
I'm in a contest for sexy eyes. This is a new picture that I just posted today, before I heard about the contest.
Missing You
In my covers I curled up to find warmth that was never found till I thought of you. Suddently I could feel your arms around me and I relaxed and slept and dreamed dreams of you. I woke with the sound of my alarm. Time to get up and warm the house for the kids and back to reality without you here. My world is so lost without you. I need you. I want you here. Come to me my love and let us be complete for now I am only half without you.
I'm For Sale!
I'm for sale! Here's the rules of Cherrytap Adoption.... Put in the subject "I'm for sale" and see who wants to own you. The first person to send you a message sayin "I own you" owns you. It's that simple...
When Will It Be My Turn?
For so long now Ive missed you all. Youve left without goodbye. All endings that were unprepared. Why did you have to die? My heart was ripped away from me. My tears will always flow. It seemed like when I started to heal someone else would go. My son. My mother. My sister. My friends. It seemed to never end. All alone I dealt with death. How many funerals can one attend? Death followed me with everything. it took all that I had. The right to be called an only son. A brother. A friend. A dad. It caused me to be scared of attachment. If Im distant, nobody can be close. Ive lost the ones who had my heart, the ones that meant the most. My life is full of memories that cause me to cry inside. Everytime I lost someone a piece within me died. And still I stand not knowing how but Im standing all alone. I miss you more and more each day. When will it be my turn to go home?
Why isn't the nose under my mouth. I could take food falling in my nose but, I just hate it when boogers fall in my mouth.
Dog Attack Ratings
No more vicious than golden retrievers, beagles or other popular dogs! In a recent study of 122 dog breeds by the American Temperament Testing Society (ATT), pit bulls achieved a passing rate of 83.9%. That's as good or better than beagles ... 78.2%, and golden retrievers ... 83.2%. In the ATT test, a dog is put through a series of confrontational situations. Any sign of panic or aggression leads to failure of the test. The achievement of pit bulls in this study disproves once and for all the old tired belief that pit bulls are inherently aggressive to people. Like any breed of dog, a healthy pit bull that is properly raised will remain loving and friendly. In the past 20 years, we've seen some sad examples of poorly bred and badly treated dogs that are the byproducts of irresponsible 'backyard breeders' and cruel and abusive homes. These improperly raised, unsocialized creatures can show temperaments far removed from the traditional authentic pit bull. Don't confuse these unfort
nONE HERE YET, BUT i HAVENT BEEN ON SINCE OCTOBER so a lot has changed.. If U want more, Illl upload more as soon as I can. Lot going wrong for me.. But i will give naked tits to whomever offers me a CHERRY BLAST. SEND EMAILS TOO IF YA LIKE. lET ME KNOW if U INTERESTED!
Cuple More People Needed!
~ Adult with Pet Contest ~ Now i'm taking adults with pet or pets for my contest send your pic link to my inbox and i will enter you! one with most comments wins! 1st person is...... 2nd person is...... 3rd person is...... Got to wait to tell a date to i get enough people to start i will announce the date! thanks maria
Pit Bull Saying Sorry
AN APOLOGY TO BREED BAN ENTHUSIASTS I'm sorry you are frightened of my dogs and are trying to have them killed because they are pitbulls. I'm sorry you lack the understanding of this breed's true history, gentleness with people, wonderful temperament, intelligence and behavioral conformation. I'm sorry you won't read the ATTS stats regarding our breed's true temperament, putting it in the top four for temperament, scoring better than breeds like Golden Retrievers, and cocker spaniels. I'm sorry that you side with and protect animal abusers by marking the breed of dog, and not the irresponsibility of the owner. I'm sorry that by your logic I could steal a car, run some people over with it and then you can blame the make of car for the accident, as I walk free. I'm sorry you generalize one breed of dog with one group of people. I'm sorry you can't see the love and determination that many often highly educated, non-criminal and "normal" types of people show towards this bree
Pieces Of Me
I have so many pieces wrapped all up into me, Some cry, some laugh Some settle with grief. The princess in me deserves only the best. The tolerance in me could use some rest. The warrior in me fights like no other. The scared child in me cries out for her mother. The mother in me only has love to give. The daughter in me needs love to live. The anger in me says 'Go to hell.' The angel in me hopes you are doing well. The poet in me has words dying to be expressed. The stubbornness in me holds it in, only to end up depressed. So many pieces so many faces. My eyes never had the ability to lie.
I think to the point of destruction.
Gift Giveaway
The Night Remembers When
Springtime fades to summer, and summer into fall, distant are the memories, and rarely do they call. It seems that time is on my side, making memories dim, yet, all that I've forgotten... the night remembers when. It's all too soon that sunlight fades, and darkness settles in. and dreams of all my yesterdays come to plague me once again. Soft brown eyes- they haunt me as do pledges from the past, all dance upon my pillow... and the night remembers when. After all these months of heartache I have come to know some things; sweetest words from honeyed lips can carry such a sting, Sometimes they pledge, sometimes they lie; for every dream- a price, paid in tears and agony... as the night sighs. Although my days pass quietly and about him I don't think, each word he spoke, each kiss we shared the night has etched in stone. And though my heart is healing, I dread when darkness falls, for all I'm trying to leave behind me- forgotten in the past,
Don’t Be A Doormat
Don’t be a doormat Blistering words from the One’s that speak. As they kneel to their feet . Twisting their thoughts to make them their own. Leavening them sitting like a dog with a bone. Their brains are on wash with narrow-minded detergent Starting on spin overdrive, loosing themselves and their souls. Broken with out a trace of life left on their face. For these are not what I’m about . Respecting the human with no doubt. With a growing soul I will plant the seed. all will be learning indeed. With honor I will protect. Will sing songs of self respect . Do not plunder yourself to please Serving should be at ease, let nature take its course and you will see Teasing and tantalizing each others minds will Create a rhythm and bodies in time Thinking for yourself with a willingness to please Keeping the fire will always please Expressing yourself and your desires will just make us both grow higher So if you sit at my feet, know that is your choice as our e
~ Joke of the Day ~ A husband and wife and their two sons are watching TV. She looks at her husband and winks at him, he gets the message and says, "Excuse us for a few minutes boys, we're going up to our room for a little while." Pretty soon one of the boys becomes curious, goes upstairs and sees the door to his parents bedroom is ajar. He peeks in for a few minutes, trots downstairs, gets his little brother and takes him up to peek into the bedroom. "Before you look in there," he says, "keep in mind this is the same woman who smacked our asses just for sucking our thumbs."
Kill Him Or Forgive
my brother stoled 18k from me over two yrs. what should i do.
Serving Each Other……
Serving each other…… Twisted thought of fantasies, the kink becoming reality when you serve at thy feet leather cuffs and black collars We adorn you with as W/we grow , The ropes and chains are a bond to each other ,our social classes, our titles to one another Rising to our limits. expanding our grasp with a word in the back of our minds Feeling the gratification with every lashing when we touch orbit and fly thru time For as we serve each other, our duties interchange for without you as the submissive or slave A Dom or Domme is not anything but a thought or a dream…
Church Hosts 'porn And Pancakes' Event
ONTARIO, N.Y. (Jan. 27) - It's not your typical church breakfast. An event billed as "Porn and Pancakes" is being hosted by a church in rural upstate New York. The breakfast discussion on the pornography industry in America is planned next month at the Living Word Assembly of God Church in the town of Ontario, about ten miles east of Rochester. A billboard advertisement near the church shows the words "Porn and Pancakes" written in syrup on a stack of flapjacks. Organizers told a Rochester TV station that the event on February 10th will be an honest discussion about pornography and its impact on society. The discussion will be led by Triple-X Church, a group of youth ministers who travel the country talking about porn and the porn industry. The pastor of the Wayne County church and churches from Buffalo, Rochester and Syracuse have asked about hosting "Porn and Pancakes" events.
Dog Reunites With Family After Six Years (awwwwwwwww)
ST. LOUIS (Jan. 28) - Cujo was a frisky 7-year-old when he sneaked out of his owners' south St. Louis yard in July 2000. Now, thinner and grayer and with a tale that would be fascinating if only he could tell it, the golden retriever is back with the Barczewski family. "It's a miracle," Noreen Barczewski, 41, said at Friday's reunion. "We found him!" Six years and a side trip to Columbia, Mo., can do a lot to a dog, but it was unmistakably Cujo. There was the heart-shaped patch of white on his forehead, the white fur on his toes, his manner of greeting people by rubbing against them cat-style. Cujo's homecoming was orchestrated by Dirk's Fund, a golden retriever rescue group that has found homes for more than 900 dogs in the past decade. After slipping away from home, Cujo somehow ended up 120 miles in Columbia in the home of an elderly woman. When the woman entered a nursing home, the dog was sent to the Central Missouri Humane Society in Columbia. Bob Tillay, pres
The Contest I Was Going To Hold
Do You Know Who Your Friends Are?
You never know who your friends are until they approach you when things are down for you. Was approached by my boy 'X Dealer' that guy has been a friend of mine since day one! Thanx again man...There are others and im sure you guys know who you are. You guys rock! Anytime you guys need me...Ill be there ;) The One N Only ~ ' DEATH™ '
Wondering I wonder if you think of me When night is drawing near. And in the shadows of your room The walls around you disappear. I wonder if in your quiet thoughts Your dreams of me are anymore. When in the silent, velvet blue The moon is tapping at your door. I wonder if the shining stars That dangle from the clouds above Reminds you of my whispered words In promise of eternal love. I wonder of the lonely light That breaks upon the early dawn Still holds a tender memory for now So long I have been gone. I wonder if you dream of me When the cloudless skies are blue Because across each day and night My thoughts are constantly of you.
They say time is precious, That time is of the essence, But what is this illusion? What is time? It goes by, they say, But I don't see anything. They even say,How time flies, Does it have wings? Never have I seen it, Never have I understood it's physical being. But I do know some things, I know the time that I'm away from you. Time is precious. It is of the essence. But no time is worth my time, Unless that time is spent with you. How time weighs heavily on my heart. Oh, how time does eat away at me. Time is not physical, but rather spiritual, For no time is more spiritual then when you're with me.
A Fairy
A Fairy A fairy came down from heavens And took my heart in a fraction I felt so petrified and dumbstruck Never felt so helpless in entire life fair like a marble statue shone in moonlight fragrance more alluring than million flowers Her beauty defied the cupid's theology Held me on trance of her magical words Words rolled like pearls from her red lips Musical sound froze the motion of streams Ears yearned such heavenly feast in years Indescribable aura around in charming reels She had enlivened me for another day Reinvigorated me with her words of pray Her protective embrace had so tightly held me
Dance Of 2 Blades
Trying to save a love, Two lovers take it, as if it was a saber, One holds the hilt, Another pulls the edge tip. One Pushes it away , Both press hard to own this new love- One drives the handle to the other's chest While the other, points the sharp steel tip, at a once loved heart. And then, the dance begins, as one can not stand holding the edge anymore, Will she take the handle Of another the other she loves, next time and rest no more? One lover will have no mercy or pitty then For the others hands squeezing steel, Unless she has felt it herself. She has no pitty then, for
1,500 Policemen Fired In Iraqi Province
1,500 Policemen Fired in Iraqi Province By Associated Press January 28, 2007, 3:26 PM EST BAGHDAD, Iraq -- The mayor of Baqouba and 1,500 police officers in Diyala province have been fired in a bid to end the raging violence in that region northeast of Baghdad, the provincial police chief said Sunday. Ghanim al-Qureyshi, who took command of police operations in the violent province after his predecessor was sacked last month, said Mayor Khalid Al-Senjeri, a Sunni Muslim, was dismissed over suspicions he was collaborating with Sunni Arab insurgents. Last week, the mayor was reported kidnapped by insurgents who blew up his office and stole several new police vehicles in Baquoba, the provincial capital. He was released a few days later. Al-Qureyshi said the 1,500 policemen were fired because they fled rather than fight when insurgents attacked in Baqouba in November. The chief said he was determined to create a police force free of corruption. American and I
Days go by, I smile with time Holding your hand, Looking in your eyes, A memory.. Soft kisses with bodies as one, Laying in your arms Under the warm summer sun Waiting for the moment we touch again Thinking of you, My true best friend Hearts pounding As we finally touch I think to myself, I adore you so much A memory... Times from the past, How beautiful a love can last With feelings like this, Sensuality at best, Erotic thoughts, My desires will not rest Holding you while you sleep, Feeling your breath on my cheek, Touching your face, My day is complete A memory..
Arousing Thrill
The night is cold and it's you I hold Your firm and strong body I behold Come close to me and hold me tight Let us enjoy all through this night. I loved your body covering mine Touching my soft and smooth lines This tingling feeling I hold inside Now you are with me… Could no longer hide. Minutes before this was a silent room Now full of moan under silver moon Satin covered bed now warm and wet With two bodies full of sweat. I never feel this thrill before You get inside and reached my core This wonderful feeling we both adore Couldn't help ourselves for wanting more.
WHy do people lie to the ones they claim to love? Husbands do it and wives do it but is it right? I am so tired. He my idiot that I am giving away real cheap, says he took care of a bill. THey todl me that if I don't pay cash for it I WILL go to jail. I worte a check last week for my natural gas bill. The next day the check bounced and becasue my name is on the check it is me they come lookign for. I told him I want a divorce and he said nothing. I told him to get out and he stayed. I have to fidn someway to get out but how? I am still in college and I wont graduate till May 2007. It sucks at home. The kids and I don't wont ot be here when he comes home. When he's had a bad day its hell for us. He will sit on his butt and do nothing and if he does soemthing he gets upset becsue he's havign ot move. Spending is all he likes ot do. Oh lets go eat out tonight anbd screw the bills. I want ajob so my kids wont ever have to do without again.
University Of Life Ch. 01
University of Life Ch. 01 by lindiana © It was never taken under consideration that building a large university in the middle of nowhere in the northeast United States might prove a bit stressful come winter time. What was considered was the large amount of undeveloped land on which the school could, it hoped, expand for future generations. As time went on, this proved to be true and the school, which ranked high on the annual best colleges in the US list, kept expanding and growing every year it seemed. It also was able to keep its costs low and its curriculum level high so that it had a surprising well-rounded and large student body. But here it was, February, and another nor'easter was blowing through which meant two things: 1) the students would be developing cabin fever from being stuck not only on campus but basically in their dorms and 2) the power would be iffy. This was exactly the case on this cold evening, shortly before Valentine's Day, as the snow blew furiously acr
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I seriously don't understand it... My ex quit his job to start a better paying one, but child support was supposed to kick in on the first, and now i'm pretty sure he's delayed it! I just don't understand WHYYYY he gets to be happy, while im here trying to make things work. I could SCREAM... My blood pressure last week was 155/99 at the doctor, to go along with a nice old Kidney infection!! LOVELY!! Where do I find stress relief????
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Loneliness Overwhelming Me
for 2 days now i haven't heard from Josh... all my friends are 13 miles or farther from me n those that do have cars have been busy. i'm used to having friends over everyday, but lately, no one. my best friends fiance is facing 2 years in prison. she's depressed beyond belief n usually we can cheer eachother up... but we have been unable to lately... i have been home alone n lonely for 2 days now... i'm so depressed and i don't know what to do. my 16 yr old little brother tried to jump in front of a truck cuz he doesnt wanna live anymore n he n my mom moved 19 hrs away from me in december w my 3 little sisters when my mom got remarried n i miss them all. i feel so lonely and scared and i dunno what to do. :( -----Barbie xoxoxo-----
The Submissive's Prayer
The Submissive's Prayer Allow me the strength to answer questions I can't fathom. Allow me the spirit to know his needs. Allow me the kindness to choke back retorts. Allow me the serenity to serve Him in peace. Allow me the love to show Him myself. Allow me the tenderness to comfort Him. Allow me the light to show us the way. Allow me the wisdom to be an asset to Him. Let me be able to show Him each day my love of my service to Him. Let me open myself up to completely belong to Him. Let my eyes show Him the same respect, rather I sit at his side, or kneel at his feet. Let me accept my punishment with the grace of a woman. Let me learn to please Him, beyond myself. Grant me the power to give myself to Him completely. Give me the strength to please us both. Permit me to love myself, in loving Him. Allow me the peace of serving Him. For it is my greatest wish, my highest power To make his life complete,as he makes mine.
The Depth Of These People's Stupidity Never Ceases To Amaze Me.
I hate to get woke (woken?) up for any reason. I particularly hate to get woke up for a stupid reason. The following counts as the stupidest reason ever: We have been having some pretty good rain for a few days. 4:30 am I get startled out of bed by my doorbell ringing which in turn sets my dog to barking. The apartment manager's husband is standing there. Apparently he can't sleep because he hears a drip. The first thing to come to my mind, and thus the first thing out of my mouth is, "No fucking shit, it's raining you asshole." As the stupified look runs across his face, the rest of the thoughts are: How is this my problem? Are you planning to wake me up when you hear thunder during a lightening storm too? It's windy too, do you plan to mention that you can hear it moaning through the eves? Those however, didn't get a voice because I was busy trying not to kill the idiot. So, knowing he is jewish, I asked, "Did you wake me up to ask God to make the rain stop?" He
Sexual I.q.
You have a sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
How Seductive Are You?
You are suave. You are attractive both psyically and mentally. You use your abilities to attract anyone you desire. 'What is your seduction style?' at
What Type Of Sex Do You Like?
You prefer Passionate sex! You enjoy passionate sex. You're the kind of person that has tons of fun in the sack, and you can really get into it. Not necessarily rough and lusty, passionate sex is the kind that satisfies both your lovin' and horny needs. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at
You came to me last night Your hands reaching for me Your arms encircling me Pulling me to your strong chest Your lips covering my face With kisses soft and sweet Your lips melting with mine Lips made only for each other Your hands caressing me As your mouth devours my body The heat rising in both of us Passion growing wildly The hardness of your manhood Pressing against my soft flesh Insistent demanding to be taken Into my soft folds To be enveloped in the Sweetness of my womanhood The two of us bound together Bodies hearts souls spirits Locked together in love and hunger Reaching untold heights of pleasure Finding orgasmic release as one
Rough Sex
You prefer Rough sex! You like it ROUGH. Hard, great, wonderful slamming sex is your type of sex. More the product of lust than love - and utterly horny - rough sex is what satisfies you. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at
21 Ideas To Have A Better Life
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it. FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?" FOURTEEN. Remember that great l
30 Jan 07 - Tuesday
30 Jan 07 - Tuesday 1922 Dick Martin Detroit MI, actor/comedian (Laugh-In, Carbon Copy) 1931 Gene Hackman California, actor (Bonnie & Clyde, Under Fire, Superman) 1941 Dick Cheney (George Bush's secretary of defense 1989-93/Vice President 2001- ) 1942 Marty Balin Cincinnati OH, singer (Jefferson Starship) 1947 Steve Marriott rock guitarist/vocalist (Humble Pie) 1949 William King Alabama, soul trumpeteer (Commodores) 1951 Phil Collins England, singer/drummer (Genesis) 1967 Bill Leverty Richmond VA, guitarist (Firehouse) 1979 Diva Zappa daughter of Frank 1798 Representative Matthew Lyon (Vermont) spits in face of Representative Roger Griswold (Connecticut) in US House of Representatives, after an argument 1894 US flag fired on in Rio; prompt satisfaction exacted by Admiral Benham 1917 1st jazz record recorded (Dark Town Strutters Ball) 1933 "The Lone Ranger" premieres on ABC radio 1939 Hitler calls for the extermination of Jews 1946 1st issue of Franklin Roosevelt dime
Sexual Catchphrase
Garth's Sexual Catch-Phrase is... "Kiss my grits" 'What is your sexual catchphrase? at
Its All In The Way That You Move Baby♥
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as time passes on the only thing left to start with is a beginning each turning day you rediscover whats left whats empty inside with every new beginning a day breaks falling with the sky all the lies falling with the sky is a memory memories fail because your love has failed me once again you leave me here where shall i go who will come with me day after day a life is shadowed everytime you call a new day with every new lie comes a new beginning
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You are The Star Hope, expectation, Bright promises. The Star is one of the great cards of faith, dreams realised The Star is a card that looks to the future. It does not predict any immediate or powerful change, but it does predict hope and healing. This card suggests clarity of vision, spiritual insight. And, most importantly, that unexpected help will be coming, with water to quench your thirst, with a guiding light to the future. They might say you're a dreamer, but you're not the only one. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.
How To Install A Home Security System
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
Words Of Wisdom
God determines who walks into your's up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go. Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option. GOOD, BETTER,BEST,NEVER EVER REST UNTIL YOUR GOOD IS BETTER AND YOUR BETTER IS BEST!!!!!!!!! Sometimes I feel there is no right or wrong, It's just a place in the heart. Peace and blessing be upon you and yours. LJ
My First Day At Work
Well I made it through my first day at work. orientation was great. I had a great time there learning about the casino. I love it so far there, everyone is very friendly and respectful. Let me tell ya I was very scared to start today after not working for almost six years. Everyone made me and all the new people very welcomed. I have to admit it was very overwhelming at all the information they threw at us today, LOL. The casino is huge and the tour around it was confusing. I will have to spend time getting myself lost and finding my way around, before I will really get to know it well. I cant wait to start training. I am so excited about working again. Well I hope all is going well for everyone. May the Goddess watch over, protect and bless you all.
Please Help Me With My Cherry
Please Come and Help Me with my Cherry I am almost there I have 1600 and I need 2000 Please come and help.I will rate and comment back at ya. Thank you
Ingnorance Is Indeed A Sad Sad Thing...
Wicca: Intoxicated By Christian Blood! Update: MP3 Audio Advice for Hunting Wiccans! Click Here Freehold, Iowa - In an act that can only be described as pure evil, a rabid young Wiccan girl wearing a black cape burst into the Landover Baptist 11 a.m. Sunday morning church service and flung the bloody carcass of a headless black cat across 297 pews. Pastor Deacon Fred ducked just in time as the abomination splashed into the baptismal pool, spattering chunks of animal flesh and water over the white robes of a horrified Christian Seniors Choir visiting from Des Moines. Pushing a frenzied crowd of screaming parishioners aside, Church ushers acted quickly and detained the Devil's harlot for questioning in the sanctuary basement before taking her to the furnace room. The following Tuesday, at a meeting of concerned Deacons, Pastor Deacon Fred explained, “Wicca, is just a fancy word that insecure unsaved teenagers who hate their parents use to describe their little club.” Landover Baptist
The Difference Between Joy And Pleasure
As we move along the path in life, in search of many things, we often make the mistake of seeking short term pleasure at the cost of long term joy. Many people confuse the two. Imagine going out to a gourmet restaurant every night for a month and feasting on great meals and luscious desserts. This is pleasure. But look at yourself in the mirror after that month and I don’t think you will be so joyous. As joy is much deeper, it is being deeply satisfied with an accomplishment. If instead, you had put together a serious program, of eating healthy and fitness – and worked on it for 6 months – you would actually feel the joy of accomplishment and joy of where you are at. Pleasure generally requires no effort. Joy on the other hand, has an aspect of pleasure, but its core existence is connected to working hard and succeeding at something. Joy is seeing your children graduate college or moving into a new home. Joy is the feeling after you have learned a new language or have elevated yours
Day 1 Of My Public Journal
IDK WTF we're doin ... just trying some new stuff on here ... so don't mind us!! =)
My Phone Number..
201-808-6011 Ok.. so it's not really my phone number, and it's not a sex line... just call it and listen... too funny. Don't forget to rate me~
Whats Your Sign?
JUST CURIOUS TO SEE WHAT MY FRIENDS SIGN IS SO HERE GOES. I'M ARIES WOOT WOOT !!! VIRGO:. The Virgin Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. SCORPIO:. The sex addict Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. LIBRA:. The lame lover Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the kind of person you want #### with... u might end up crying
Look At The Moron
Lake Effect Continuing
looks like its not gonna stop too soon we may get up to 4 feet of the stuff!!!
Feelin' The Love
I just did my second cherry blast this past weekend, and I must say that I'm feeling the cherry love right now!!! I just want to thank everyone that stopped by and rated me, fanned me, and everything! Don't stop the lovin' now that my blast is over.... *MWAH* to all my cherry friends!
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Heavenly Morning
As my eyes open to a new day, My hands searches near me, Towards your warm body's way, Electricity charges my soul, As contact is made. Your response will be my toll, As I reach to hold your lovely face, And kiss your tender ruby lips, With a gentle sensuous pace. Your sweet lips are like honey, Once I taste their tenderness, I will lose my soul, With great finesse. Slowly our souls, Enslave themselves in loving passion, Losing our emotional selves, In the purest fashion. Heavenly bound, Entwined are our souls, Reaching heights never known, As we tenderly embraced, arrived to our goal. As we return to reality, We thank each other so honestly, For the just experienced love, That was commanded of us, from above.
#5: Tax Time
You know what really grinds my gears? Tax time. First you gotta wait for all the forms. Then you gotta get all the forms and books. Then the freaking calculations. Damn, I dunno how people do it. At least I won't have to go through all those headaches. I just do it online. But then the big part that really sucks.... I'll end up owing money on my state tax. And I won't be getting a federal one either. Tax time sucks when you don't have kids and know you're not getting money back. That's what grinds my gears.
Let It Out
Let It Out ALEX HEPBURN Alex Hepburn is a band of young artists from London and France... Vocals & Lyrics: Alex 24 from UK(London) Piano by : David 24, from France Bass: by: B 24 from France Guitar by: Liox 27 from France(ITALY).... Drumms by: Tof 28 from Nice France Let it Out Needing a release closer to inner peace Spewing the thoughts of how to cut this leash Never ending dreamy destinations Ever changing life's complications In this moment wanting solitude So this song I push play, sweet touching head food Beautifully ending today with your voice Transition takes place, Relaxing wasnt my choice But thats what happens when you Let It Out!!! Jenni 1/29/07 Thanks Alex for the inspiration
Turning You On
I lay there soaking in my bath The water warm and silky to my skin, Scented oils perfume the air Decadent like some secret skin. I cup my hands beneath the water To lift some to my breast, Warm and rich it rolls down me Much like your own caress. A noise at the door, you walk in And with a smile you shed your clothes, You close the door and strike a match Brightly the candle glows. I slide forward in the tub To allow you room behind me, Gently you ease down into the water As I lay back between your parted knees. Reaching around my shoulders You lightly play with a nipple, My breath catches within my throat The movement making the waters ripple. Tilting back my head I reach for your lips To kiss you passionately, You slide one hand lower still And lightly your fingers stroke me. Feeling myself growing wet In ways the water just can't do, My heart pounds as love soars I can't believe how much I love you. Forever it seems your hands at play Fanni
Lets Try This Again (read My Fucking Blog)im In Need Of(artists)if U Make Music Or Art...message Me
Im a fucking crazy bastard ..Or atleast thats what the government will wish u to belive! Im far from the anti christ ..I'll wake this whole fucking planet up n make u belive! Cause I warned those mother fuckers to stay out of my life...(government) Now there trying to put me away.. Haha try n try u might but if she shows up I run n be an even bigger pain in your ass! You cant even hope to stop me! Only way is use your nukes now but your waiting for hilary! Play I hate war then set it all up! Dam satan lovers..nice evil men joke lol funny (if only people new the true meaning) It cant be true this is some fucked up shit haha wake up.. Everything created springs from thoughts of past lives n belifes! Put the mother fucking shit together... Watch the news n see past the lies! look at the symbols everywhere(the serpent) Iv done almost all that I can.. Now I seek artists If u draw or make music contact me.. Will work some mother fuckin shit out for when youtube pays for adver
It Hurts
It hurts but sometime i have to sit there and consider the possibility that leaving my baby might be the best thing for him. I just start thinking i'm holding him back from being happy that i'm not what's the best thing for him. Sometimes i just think that while it would hurt him to start with losing me I think that in the end he'd find something better. SOmething better that he wouldn't find because if i were there he wouldn't look for it and so would not see it. I just want him to be able to have his ultimate happiness... I want him to find the best happiness in his life that he can and if i get in the way of it i ought to leave. Sometimes i just feel like we're too wrong and too different for each other. I fear i hold him back. I know theres people who think he shouldn't be with me. That there are just people who think i'm way too immature and wrong for him. I just fear that maybe they're right..
Lovers' Wine
The most intimate of kisses As you wrap your milky thighs Around my neck so closely There is nothing but your sighs My tongue is seeking out The center of your world Waiting there to greet me Where your secrets be unfurled Tease you with anticipation Tease you core into a bud A hot and swollen one mmmm baby you're so tasty Sliding around in your love Drinking from your cup "Taste me baby taste me" "Let me fill you up" "Let me give to you" "This most intimate gift of mine" You cry.... Something warm and sweet A cup of lovers' wine
Most Alluring Eyes Results
Here are the top 4 for my Most Alluring Eyes Contest. I wanna thank you all for being in my contests and also all of you that voted for these beautiful women. Coming in first place with 27,680 votes was ๔๏ll♥Ŧคςє@ CherryTAP Coming in second place with 26,641 votes was Drunk Dialin & Sex Facin@ CherryTAP Coming in third place with 9,427 votes was ♥Immortal♥ Love♥@ CherryTAP Coming in forth place with 3,575 votes was * iiS iiT So WrOnG To Be BaD *@ CherryTAP I will be sending the winners their prizes in a few minutes. Once again thank you all for participating in the contest. Chris a.k.a I Only Date MILFs I Only Date MILFs@ CherryTAP
A Walk Through My Dreams
Thinking of you sets my mind free As if I’m a dolphin swimming in the open sea Everytime I read your words I suddenly hear a thousand singing birds I dream of the day when we will finally meet I picture us horseback riding on the beach When the breeze rushes through our hair Is when we realize that we make a terrific pair Walking hand in hand barefoot on the sand We hear the loud love tunes of a nearby band Knowing that our destiny with each other Is meant for us to be together, forever As our eternal love blooms like a flower in spring Our love and happiness with each other we will be promising As I learn about you and as you learn about me by Virginia Wonder
Pirating 101: How To Be A Pirate
Wedding Ring
>>Recently a man had to go to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off >>from his penis after his mistress found the ring in his pants >>pocket and got so mad at him she stuck it on him while he was asleep. >> >>Now I don't know what's worse: >> >> 1) Having your mistress find out you're married. >> >> 2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis. >> >> 3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
West Virginia Here I Come
West Vrginia Here I Come Category: Life Well for those of you who don't know already I have decided to move back home to West Virginia. I am not sure yet of when I will be moving but I am in the works of getting things together. I have found out that there are 3 new stores opening up sometime this year near my home town. As soon as we find out when these stores will be opening I will know when I will be leaving. I am so excited to finally get back home and be around my family and see some of my old friends. I wish I knew when I was leaving and when I will be back home cause I just can't wait. I have already told some family members and my best friend that I will be comming home sometime this year. To those of you that know me already and live here in Arizona I am sorry to say this but it is time for me to go back. There is really nothing here that is holding me here or any reason I realy want to stay. I want to be back in the snow even though where I live there never does really
Desecrate Through Reverance
Hard news, taken harder, don't look to me Disappointed, we don't agree, I don't need your praise... (don't look my way for help, from the beginning you came to me) Never asked you to like me, I don't want your praise (we won't play your games) Look down on me, spit in my face, you're nothing to me:not to me Darkened eyes you'll see, there is no hope, no savior in me (don't look this way, don't breathe this way, don't stare this way, anymore) Learned from years gone by, no one will care, what happens to me (don't look this way, don't breathe this way, don't stare this way, anymore) My presence won't be ignored, no not today Don't walk in my direction, turn the other way (don't look my way for help, from the beginning you came to me) Asking questions, predetermined answers, you won't find them here (we don't want your opinion) And I don't want you, I won't let you think, compromise is near. 'Cause it's not near. I'm alone in here No
Do You Know How Much
Thoughts of you run through my head Every minute, every hour, of everyday At night I wake with such a fright Dreaming of you not being there What would I do if you were gone You are thought of in every emotion When I smile it is because you have brightened my day When I cry it is because you are not there When I frown it is because you are sad When I laugh I am laughing with you When I am happy it is because I know you are there Please know you are my reason for living You are in the deepest part of my heart Just remember and always know, You are the love of my life No one else means more to me than you
My Silky Tongue
You felt me. As you laid down in bed, And felt my gentle hands Playing lightly across your flesh. You felt me. As you touched yourself, Remembering my tender kisses, Dancing sweetly on your lips. You felt me. As your pleasure rose, In waves while pondering me, My silky tongue on your clit. You felt me. As bliss carried you away, And I held you never ceasing, My mouth lovingly caressing you, You came. and I was there.
I Give Myself To You
I know that things seem to be a little rough right now, I guess the one question we ask is how? The answer my dear is to let love take lead, And give each other what we need. I give myself to you, why Because I love you. The love you give to me is faithful and real, Together you and I have formed a seal. One you can’t pry into and break, Your heart and soul I want to take. I give myself to you, why Because I love you. As days turn into weeks and years, I know you will erase my fears. I can’t fight this any longer, My love for you keeps getting stronger. I give myself to you, why Because I love you. As time goes on I want you to know, My love for you will only grow. Tell me that you feel it too, And I’ll be here to see us through. by Kelly Kastuk
If I Could Make A Wish
If I could make a wish And have it last forever and a day, I would take you in my arms And this is where I'd stay.. For there's no one else I know That holds my heart like you, And I know someday, baby, You'll realize this is true. If I could make a wish Your lips would be on mine, I'd slowly sip and savor you Like only the finest wine. For there's no one else I know That gives me so much pleasure, And I know someday, baby, You'll see that you're my treasure. If I could make a wish Our bodies would unite, There's nothing I'd love more Than making love all night. For there's no one else I know Who gives me passion like you do, And I know someday, baby, All my wishes will come true. If I could make a wish I'd start by making things right, I'd take away all your doubts, And hold you through the night. For there's no one else I know That means as much you see, And I know someday, baby, You'll learn to trust in me. If I could make a wish. It would be
Only Get So Far
I remember our first goodbye And the kiss in the doorway as you cried To let you go it breaks my heart You walked away Cause you'll only get so far You'll only get so far Cause you'll only get so far without love If you're lonely today Well you're not far away Cause you'll only get so far I remember out next goodbye And you cried and promised me your life Loss of faith in those starry eyes You walked away Cause you'll only get so far You'll only get so far Cause you'll only get so far without love If you're lonely today Well you're not far away Cause you'll only get so far I'm tryin' to remember Why I ever left at all Need you to remind me Cause you know where I belong When these miles are too long I can't wait to come home I need you in my arms Cause you'll only get so far When these miles are too long I can't wait to come home I need you in my arms Cause you'll only get so far Cause you'll only get so far Cause you'll only get so far wit
Punched In The Teeth By Love
Flash a smile like an alligator Move her hips like a generator All over town like an oil spill If there's meat on the bone she'll wag her tail I'm checkin out to the heavens above Punched in the teeth, teeth by love Punched in the teeth, teeth by love Punched in the teeth, teeth by love Construction work it's silicone Lights are on but no one's home (wow) She's painted blue like a cartoon Every man in town went on the honeymoon I'm checkin out to the heavens above Punched in the teeth, teeth by love Punched in the teeth, teeth by love Punched in the teeth, teeth by love She really broke my heart! Oh yeah She's a Hollywood vampirella A storybook Cinderella A bitchin' smile and a turned down eyes Every dog in town lifts his leg on her thigh Punched in the teeth, teeth by love Punched in the teeth, teeth by love Punched in the teeth, teeth by love Punched in the teeth Punched in the teeth, teeth by love (teeth by love) Punched in the teeth, teeth by
Just A Poem
It's real late 'bout a quarter to 1, and I keep thinking 'bout everything we've become. And I hate it, I thought together, we could make it. I just can't take this, but I don't think I could forget 'bout it. I see your pictures, and read all the letters I've sent. You have me thinking, maybe we're more than just friends. Am I foolish? Am I just being stupid? For thinking there could ever be just you and I. This is how I think, after all the time that we've spent, And I see it in my mind, playing over and over again. And I know it's sad but for now, It's got me breaking down, and I just can't figure out why. I have visions in my mind, of the day we first met. You helped me through things, and I'll never forget. How you could take me to a place, where I knew I felt safe. You had my head up in the clouds, made me feel like I was floating. Some days you act like you think I'm playing, when you now its the truth. Like when I say no one else can do it, quite
Til Death Do Us Part
Oh, when you look into my eyes, tell me what you see. I don't think you'll ever realize the pride inside of me. Oo, I've walked my walk, talked my talk and I've lived and died in my songs. Temptation cuts so deep, it's fire still burns so strong. You know I've lived a few mistakes and I stand by them. Oo, it's me, myself, and I till death do us part, yeah. Till death, till death do us part, yeah, yeah, No, no, no, no. Yeah, sometimes my words may cut too deep and I step on a toe or two. But I'm half dead and barely half alive, but I live by the truth. Hey, but I live by the truth. Til death, til death, do us part, do us part. Hey, if you want to criticize, then you can't believe anything you read. What you see is all of me. Yeah, I've talked the talk, walked the walk. Who thought I'd live this long? Oh, this life's been hard like a switchblade, blind faith suicide. You know I've lived a few mistakes and I stand by them. Oo, it's me, myself, and I till death do
Lets Get Physical
My Physical Survey Physical AppearanceHair ColorHieghtGlassesShoe SizeCasual or FormalLong or Short HairManicured or NaturalEye ColorLet's get PhysicalLights on or OffBed or TableRomantic or WildRisky or SafeHugs or KissesEars or NeckWalk fast or SlowDance or Tap FootWalk or RideStay in or Go OutSpontanious or PlannedOrganized or FrazzledEarly or LateTaken or SingleHigh Places or Well GroundedSwimming or SkiingHiking or Beach StrollVertical or HorizontalBath or ShowerRoll-on or SprayHot or ColdTongue or LipsType or WriteRead or SingTalk or ListenOne of the Gang or OutsiderLoud or QuiteSchool or WorkSmoke or DrinkThanksgiving Dinner or Midnight SnackNapkin or Hand TowelTheater or RentalsCandle lit Dinner or PizzaPassion or CrazinessPessimist or OptimistTruth or DarePhone Call or Online Chat
well my boyfriend is down at fort jackson now. i havent heard from him but his parents have and are keepin me updated until i start gettin letters. he is doing pretty good so far but im guessing today was his first day of real work down there cuz of the timing and all. but so far so good for him. i will continue to keep everyone updated as much as i can. god i miss him!
well ive been at my new job for three weeks now and its not too bad. i like the people i work with and have made some friends. there is one guy there who likes me but sounds like trouble so im trying to stay away from him as much as i can. hes 26 and has been married 3 times, just got outta jail...yeah so i dont need that shit. plus i already got my boy and he knows it. i have made that clear to him a few times. but work is going pretty good for me. my wrist doesnt like it but i
# 11
Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. ~Peter Ustinov~
Hmmm I Wonder?
I wonder what it would be like to like to have sex with a clown wearing those sexy azz shoes i was talking about? Hmmmmmm? Or What about a mime? I wonder what happens when you put a donkey and a horse together? What kind of babies do you get from that? Hmmmmmm??? Dont think thats perverted enough? Im very interested in what you think is perverted. Kisses...Lol
My Sexual Business Card
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Should I smile, Cuz ur my friend, Or cry..Cuz that's all we'll ever be?
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Id Ten T Joke..
ID ten T error I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Rick the computer guy, to come over. Rick clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?" He replied, "It was an ID ten T error." I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired: "An ID ten T error? What's that ... in case I need to fix it again?" The computer guy grinned.... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?" "No," I replied. "Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out." So I wrote out ....... I D 1 0 T .
My Granddaughter.
Just recently I uploaded a photo of me holding my granddaughter on the day she was born. I was in the delivery room when she was delivered and then went with her to the recovery room where they did her physical. 9 pounds 12 ounces, 21 and a quarter inches, sporting a 15 inch around head and 16 inch around body. Thank God she was breech and was taken by C section. My poor daughter would of had a really bad time passing that load naturally. I remember Kyla was not ready to face the world as she had her legs spread as the female doctor was trying to pull her out by the hips. It took two male doctors to help her deliver Kyla. My first thought as I witnessed this was " Another redneck in the family". While my daughter was coming off of the drugs (really great stuff that morphine),I was taking care of this little angel. (A nurse took the picture). Today though I can have a really bad day at work and I see her smile when I get home and the day got a whole lot better. I thank God for her
To All My Famly And Friends!
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What Would Ur Magic Power Be
You scored as Mind Reader. You now know all... since mind reading is the ability that you would most likely have. Maybe you'll use it to catch up on all the gossip without even speaking to anyone, or maybe you'll use it to spread gossip (since you know secret thoughts...) Use this power well, and if you become a politician, well, have fun!Mind Reader88%Telekinesis63%Fire Starter44%Flying31%What magical power would you most likely have?created with
Where Is My Fuckin Bat!
Our Friendship....
Our friendship is as close as closest sisters, Two flutes with a single melody, Interchanging runs through changing vistas, Notes like birds alighting on a tree. To some, friends are like books upon a shelf; Yet you to me are like another self. This music will not stop for other misters, Nor will it pause for princes, real or elf. However life may wend, we will be we. Written by: Born N Raised
Blog - Supermarket Destruction
WoW What a night it was last night. The crew simply cleaned out SS491!! Pallets emptied, mice flushed out, and a broken door!! The highlight of the night was the axing of the old floor washer door that never closed!! Simply Enjoyable!!
Take Me Far From This Less Than Perfect Design
I long so deeply for just a simple fucking friendship. Someone to hang out with, call, confess all my sins to. I have "friends" but no one I truly trust or who's there when I need them most. Every day is so fucking lonely. It's getting to me badly. I don't want to be the friend you call when no one else can hang out. I'm tired of being the last resort. I'd like to feel what "best" feels like for once....
1st Grade Students-- Precious 6yr Olds
A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class. She presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading these keep in mind that these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is classic! 1. Don't change horses.............................until they stop running. 2. Strike while the......................................bug is close. 3. It's always darkest before......................Daylight Saving Time. 4. Never underestimate the power of........termites 5. You can lead a horse to water 6. Don't bite the hand that.........................looks dirty. 7. No news is.............................................impossible. 8. A miss is as good as a...........................Mr. 9. You can't teach an old dog new............math. 10. If you lie
Gotta Love J.t.
feat. T.I.) Ain't another woman that can take your spot my- If I wrote you a symphony, Just to say how much you mean to me (what would you do?) If I told you you were beautiful Would you date me on the regular (tell me, would you?) Well, baby I've been around the world But I ain't seen myself another girl (like you) This ring here represents my heart But there's just one thing I need from you (say "I do") [Chorus] Yeah, because I can see us holding hands Walking on the beach, our toes in the sand I can see us on the countryside Sitting on the grass, laying side by side You could be my baby, let me make you my lady Girl, you amaze me Ain't gotta do nothing crazy See, all I want you to do is be my love (So don't give away) My love (So don't give away) My love (So don't give away) Ain't another woman that can take your spot, my love (So don't give away) My love (So don't give away) My love (So don't give away) Ain't another woman that can take your spot, my
Marriage - Parts I, 2, 3, 4
Marriage - Part I Typical macho man marries typical good-looking woman and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules! Any comments?" His new bride says, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night whether you're here or not." (SHE'S GOOD!) ************************* Marriage (Part II) Husband and wife have a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "He
So i graduated today from first institute medical specialist school ,with a 3.6 and got two awards.Dylan bought me roses and got me a really sweet card.My mom got me a ring and a cute charm bracelet.and she made me a money tree which is kindda lame but it had 20 bucks on it so whatever. I found out i have hypothyroidism so i got put on this medicaine and it makes me eat alot cus it speeds up my's kindda nice...i can eat alot and not get fat(fatter).Yup thats all now im gunna go watch WWE so i can masterbate to John Cena...kkkok....LATE
Todays Happenings
Class was so boring today. There is so much I have to remember about this new phone switch I have to learn. I hope I remember it all. It is like filling a water ballon to right at the breaking point and hoping it dosen't explode on you before you can throw it.
If you love me (as a friend or more) you'll read the whole thing. What would you do if for every moment you were truly happy there would be 10 moments of Sadsess? What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell them how you felt? So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my life, you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life. I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you. Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk, or how close you are, and send it to the person who sent it to you. Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will. Remember, everyone needs a friend. dont ever leave the one you love for the one u like, because the one you like will leave you for the one they love. Tonight your true love will realize how much they love you between 1 and 4 in the morning. Tomorrow the shock of your life will occur if you break the chain. you will
If Blood Is Thicked Than Water Than Why Do You Piss On What Came From Your Loin...
I decided I am trading in my aunt! She is a controlling CUNT!! I hope she gets what she deserves! she is a greedy bitch.. she is taking SOOOOOO much of my grandpas stuff his shirts he promised me and my little sister. pictures he promised my mom. his bible i wanted money that was donated towars his funeral. and controlling everything in my grand mama's life. she wont let my grandma put a certain quilt on the back of her sofa. well im taking the shirts thursday and im stealing my papas bible. she would steal my papas car, steal my grandmas car and money, told them they werent good enough for her and shes better than them. she ran away from home. my broke ass mom sent her 200 bucks and never came home. so who knows wtf she did down there! well im gonna quit for now.. ill add more later... xo's morbid
Finally Back To Work, For Now.
Well today I finally got back to work. It's only been two weeks! January always sucks in the flooring biz. I've even resorted to putting in "cold" bids on jobs I've seen posted on Craigslist. Next year I gotta plan better. I wouldn't say my bank account is empty but it's not like I'm going to be able to take off to the French Riviera anytime soon either. Wah, wah, wah. Seems like all I ever do on this blog is bitch. Everybody must think I'm a miserable prick. I'm really not though. I guess it's just easier to whine about what's wrong than it is to appreciate everything that's good. I'm gonna have to work on that. I guess I'll end with an oldy but a goody tonight. You can never go wrong with the Marine Corps motto. Semper Fidelis Jon
U know who u r and ur such a point whore!! Kisses!!
~~the Shithouse Blues For Women~~
When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern "seat covers" (invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there was one, but there isn't - so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR!), yank down your pants, and assume "The Stance ." In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken time to wipe the seat or lay toilet paper on it, so you hold "The Stance." To
Valuable Coupon For Valentines Day
Dogs Vs Cats Humor
Cats and Dogs What is a cat? - Cats do what they want. - They rarely listen to you. - They are totally unpredictable. - When you want to play, they want to be alone. - When you want to be alone, they want to play. - They expect you to cater to their every whim. - They are moody. - They leave hair everywhere. - They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg. Conclusion: They are tiny women in fur coats. What is a dog? - Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. - They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but they don't hear you when you are in the same room. - They growl when they are not happy. - When you want to play, they want to play. - When you want to be alone, they want to play. - They are great at begging. - They will love you forever if you rub their tummies. - They leave their toys everywhere. - They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss. Conc
Places To Be Naughty!
Places to be naughty!!! Add a place to have sex 1. the bed 2.The car 3.bathroom 4.pool floor 6.the sofa 7. Mutha F'in School 8. in da shower 9. on the counter 10. on the beach 11. in a hot tub 12. on a trampoline!!! a tree house 14. in a lake 15. Outside in the pourin rain 16. in a mr. john (portapotty 17.back row at the movies 18.the park's bed 20.front steps 21. someone elses car...while they're drivin the locker rrom a pavilion 24.on a baseball field pitchers mound at night 25. in a public bathroom 26. a park slide...haha i bet aint none of ya thought of that 27. Granny's rockin Chair 28. In my room *wink* 29. a roof top 30. in public 31. in an ikea room!!!!! 32. ON the dryer 33. On a boat 34. Sauna room in public, yep and a kid walked in absolutly horrible 35.Reynan-dressing room of Nordstroms 36.At my work; Marriott Hotel, just check in a room when we arent busy and go!!! 37. D'Anna---in a tanning bed!
Before I Was A Mom
Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put them down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom - I didn't know the feeling of having
Little Griz Went Home
Last night, little Griz went to my friend Dave. His name is now Gir. Well, not to me, but Dave understands. I can't believe that in 12 weeks, the little terrorist took such a part of my life.
You know whats incredibly scary...when you see the pics scrolling up top and you swear you think you see your ex that left you while you were pregnant...the one ex you truly loved...OMG i thought I was about to pass out...damn him....not sure if it was him but it was waaaayy too close for comfort lol... oh well...
3900 Saturday Mornings
3900 Saturday Mornings The older I get, the more I enjoy Saturday mornings. Perhaps it's the quiet solitude that comes with being the first to rise, or maybe it's the unbounded joy of not having to be at work. Either way, the first few hours of a Saturday morning are most enjoyable. A few weeks ago, I was shuffling toward the garage with a steaming cup of coffee in one hand and the morning paper in the other. What began as a typical Saturday morning turned into one of those lessons that life seems to hand you from time to time. Let me tell you about it: I turned the dial up into the phone portion of the band on my ham radio in order to listen to a Saturday morning swap net. Along the way, I came across an older sounding chap, with a tremendous signal and a golden voice. You know the kind; he sounded like he should be in the broadcasting business. He was telling whom-ever he was talking with something about "a thousand marbles." I was intrigued and stopped to listen to what h
To My Baby Boy
It's three A.M., they're all asleep, And no one's here to see As we rock slowly back and forth My baby boy and me. His little head is feather light Tucked up against my chin I hold his tiny hand in mine And stroke his baby skin The house about us creaks and groans, The clock hands creek around. He snuggles close to me still And makes his baby sounds. I love those quiet hours so much And cherish every one Store memories up inside my heart For lonely nights to come. All to soon he'll be grown up His need for mama gone. But until then I still have time For kisses and for song. Time for quiet hours like this With him cuddled in my arm, Where I wish he'd always stay, Protected, safe and warm. And yet I know they day will come When this tiny little hand Will be much bigger than my own. He'll grow to be a man. But until then he's mine to love, With no one here to see As we rock slowly back and forth My baby boy and me.
~~america-land That I Love~~
Subject: AMERICA COMING SOON! I am sorry, but after hearing they want to sing the National Anthem in Spanish - enough is enough. Nowhere did they sing it in Italian, Polish, Irish (Celtic), German or any other language because of immigration. It was written by Francis Scott Key and should be sung word for word the way it was written. The news broadcasts even gave the translation -- not even close. Sorry if this offends anyone but this is MY COUNTRY - IF IT IS YOUR COUNTRY SPEAK UP -- please pass this along. I am not against immigration -- just come through like everyone else. Get a sponsor; have a place to lay your head; have a job; pay your taxes, live by the rules AND LEARN THE LANGUAGE as all other immigrants have in the past -- and GOD BLESS AMERICA! PART OF THE PROBLEM... Think about this: If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone -- YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM !!!! It is Time for America to Speak
Sunday Jan 28
Last night, Dave woke me up while he was on the way to my house. He and Jamie picked me up to go to Kareoke. I sang .. in order ... Poison's "Something to Believe in" because I always like to start with serious song. Tone Loc's "Funky Cold Medina" because I wanted something silly. Uncle Kracker's "Follow Me" because I'd been dying to try it. The girls who sit in the front row were dancing when I sang it. That made me feel pretty good. Van Halen's "Running With the Devil" which is a really hard song. Aerosmith's "I Don't Want To Miss A Thing". That is a song for Julie. WOW .. that's the hardest song I've ever done.
The Impossible Dream
The Impossible Dream It maybe right In Front Of You When it comes to the things we want, there always seems to be an endless list. No matter how many times we get something off that list, we add new things to replace it. In life, this drama of wanting and getting and wanting is all part of the dance. The things we want motivate us to get up and get them. And yet, at the same time, we can torment ourselves with our wanting, especially when we want something we can't have or can't find. It is in cases like these that it might be fruitful to entertain the idea that maybe what you really want is right in front of you. Maybe you are using this desire you can't fulfill to distract you from truly engaging the blessings you already have. It may seem like that doesn't make sense, yet we do it all the time. It may be easier to see in other people than to see it in ourselves. We have all heard our friends wishing they were more this or less that, and looking at them we see clearly that the
21 21 21 21 21 21 21!!!!!!!! is my birthday!!!!! I'm FINALLY 21!!!!!!!! LoL just thought I would let everyone know how excited I was! Much Love, Sam
If You Seek
If you seek to find the Love you once knew It will prove itself elusive If you seek to find the Passion you once felt It will prove itself deceased If you seek to find the Friendship you once shared It will prove itself lost If you seek to find the Devotion you once gave It will prove itself gone If you seek to find something that once was You have already found it to be extinct If you seek to find the Fear you now hold It will show you it's face, Dismiss the Fear you feel simply because You can It will prove to be a battle Once the Fear is destroyed You will prove Yourself worthy Friendship will grow from Within Devotion will pour from you heart Passion will radiate from your soul, Love will be evident to All ~~~~~~author: Cynthia Jefferys 2003
Ghetto Story By Baby Cham Ft Alicia Keys
Vitamin S By Baby Cham
The Big White Dog And The Sacred Pole / Chickasaw Legend
In a time long since past, there lived somewhere in the West a tribe of Indians constantly warred upon by a powerful enemy. Because of the never ending attacks, the people of this tribe enjoyed little of the peace and comfort for which they so deeply yearned. In time, the families who lived nearest the enemy and who, over the years, had borne the brunt of enemy assaults, became so weary and heavy-hearted that they appealed to their wise prophets to find a solution to the problem. The men of wisdom held a special consultation. They sat around the council fire and deliberated for many hours, and most important, they sought guidance from Ubabeneli, The Creator of all things, who sat above the clouds and directed the destiny of all. At last, the prophets concluded their deliberations. They summoned their fellow tribesmen and told them of the decision they had reached. The people, said the wise men, would seek a new home where they could find peace and happiness. Their guide to
yall need to teach me about this thing, im hoping this will divert my attention from myspace!
Spiced Chicken With Sweet Potatoes
Chicken parts are cooked with cinnamon, brown sugar, apples, and sweet potatoes. INGREDIENTS: * 3 to 4 pounds chicken pieces * 1/4 cup vegetable oil * 1/2 cup dry vermouth * 1 1/2 teaspoons salt * 1/4 teaspoon pepper * 1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon * 1 tablespoon brown sugar * 2 tart apples, cored, cut in wedges * 3 sweet potatoes, cooked and sliced PREPARATION: Brown chicken pieces in a heavy skillet in hot vegetable oil. Drain off all but 1 tablespoon of the oil. Combine dry vermouth with salt, pepper, cinnamon, and brown sugar. Add vermouth mixture to chicken in skillet along with the apple wedges.Baste chicken. Cover skillet and cook over low heat for 25 minutes. Add the cooked sliced sweet potatoes and baste again with cooking liquid. Cover and simmer until heated. Serves 6.
Monday Jan 29
I spent the day in Joplin, Missouri - truck was in the shop. The back of the drivers seat had broken, and I had to replace a tire. I'm supposed to get a load in the morning going to Mississippi, just below Memphis, I think. So I may not be back on for a few days, but I'll try.
Broken Wing
bite the hand that keeps you safe run around all day forget the past the devils awake living life inside me heretics demolish my mind razor blades and things unkind peeling back the skin of the night finishing what I started i can quench my thirst for blood revenge is mine open the gates release the flood on the flesh of love youll dine the past has slipped away forget the things you say the fear has left you again on broken wing we'll make amends
Buffalo Woman / A Story Of Magic
A Caddo Legend Snow Bird, the Caddo medicine man, had a handsome son. When the boy was old enough to be given a man's name, Snow Bird called him Braveness because of his courage as a hunter. Many of the girls in the Caddo village wanted to win Braveness as a husband, but he paid little attention to any of them. One morning he started out for a day of hunting, and while he was walking along looking for wild game, he saw someone ahead of him sitting under a small elm tree. As he approached, he was surprised to find that the person was a young woman, and he started to turn aside. "Come here," she called to him in a pleasant voice. Braveness went up to her and saw that she was very young and very beautiful. "I knew you were coming here," she said, "and so I came to meet you." "You are not of my people," he replied. "How did you know that I was coming this way?" "I am Buffalo Woman," she said. "I have seen you many times before, from afar. I want you to take me home with you
Wet T-shirt.
im trying to start up a new contest for everyone and there friends. this is one that i have not seen yet so lets give it a try. im looking for 5 to 10 people to enter a wet T-shirt contest.if you like to enter this contest plese send me a pic that u would like to use. when i get enough to start the contest i will let u know. thanks and please lets have fun with this one. P.S please repost
.*.bad Boy.*.
I don't know what it is about that bad boy style all I know is it drives me wild every time I see you I can't help but smile all the cute and thugish thing u do make me wanna stay with u awhile so you better hurry up and take u pick cuz u just might be missing out on one bad lil' chick!
Band, Assemble!
This is blog number 49999 or something similar. The next person to create one is gonna be like "wow, blog 50000! That's like 5% of a million!" But anyway, onto the point. Neural Funk, the greatest band that ever was, is basically on hiatus. So, I have asked my friend Maddy, who plays a bit o' banjo, to fill in for the drummer as the other half of the rhythm section. I don't want to replace the drummer, as she is very dear to me and I want her to feel as though she will always have a place in any band of which I am a part. But. I can't keep the beat alone. Well, I can, but I prefer not to. People will be like "but Andy, how can you have a punk vibe without any drums?" and to them I say "shut your piehole, cake-eater!" Punk is just that--a vibe. You don't need a fucking musical style for punk (though it can be argued otherwise). As long as we play our hearts out, and as long as we have synergy, we will succeed. That is all any true band ever needed. Talent? No. Talent is second to hear
Stash Videos
I thank everyone for rating my stash videos but I'm going to delete everything and re-load everything to group videos of the same band together. I'm going to load some of my favorite videos from my favorite bands so if you have rated them before, you have the choice to re- rate them or not.
#1 Bad Boys First Annual Sign And Cherry Blast Contest
ok holding my first annual sign and cherry blast contest. the rules are this. make me the best signs for me and send them to me. gots to have my username on it somewhere tell everyone why i am the number 1 bad boy and send me the pic and i will up it on my profile for you to link and get your friends to comment. comment bombing is allowed and encouraged and the contest is open to everyone that wants to join. i will start taking entries tonight till saturday when the contest begins. the contest will go from this saturday to next and the person with the most comments wins a 7 day cherry blast and a platinum cherry compliments of me. so join now and make my first contest a success. thanks for all that enter and good luck
My Friends
i have a lot of friends on here and this blog is to simply thank all of you for being on my list and if u need anything i will try to the mean time talk to you later American Badass
Snow Storm
One winter morning a husband and blonde wife in northern Ohio were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." So the good wife went out and moved her car. A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." The good wife went out and moved her car again. The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park ...." which point the power went out and the radio went dead. The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park
Comment Me In The Devil In Cuffs Platinum Cherry Giveaway And Also The Pimping Giveaway
please go vote me as this is my first 2 things entered and could use your help. click the 2 photos below to go and comment on me as as much as possible to win. all help appreciated and favors will be returned if any of you ever need help. thanks so much and comment me thanks
Animotion 'obsession'
You are an obsession I cannot sleep I am your possession Unopened at your feet There's no balance No equality Be still I will not accept defeat I will have you Yes, I will have you I will find a way and I will have you Like a butterfly A wild butterly I will collect you and capture you CHORUS: You are an obsession You're my obsession Who do you want me to be To make you sleep with me You are an obsession You're my obsession Who do you want me to be To make you sleep with me I feed you I drink you My day and my night I need you I need you By sun or candlelight You protest You want to leave Stay Oh, there's no alternative Your face appears again I see the beauty there But I see danger Stranger beware A circumstance In your naked dreams Your affection is not what it seems CHORUS My fantasy has turned to madness And all my goodness Has turned to badness My need to possess you Has consumed my soul My life is tre
Me Again U Are All Wonderful...
Blondes Only Contest
Blondes Only Contest!!They say blondes do it better.. lets find outobviously you have to be a blonde to enterso send in your favorite pic to jo jo @Jo Jo fan and rate me.. i'll get ya back@ CherryTAP
I Will Fight No More Forever
Hinmahtoo Yahlatkekeht of the Nez Perce ("Thunder Rolling in the Mountains." or "Chief Joseph") Surrender Speech In the Bear Paw Mountains - October 5th, 1877 I am tired of fighting. Our chiefs are killed. Looking Glass is dead. Toohulhulsote is dead. The old men are all dead. It is the young men who say no and yes. He who led the young men is dead. It is cold and we have no blankets. The little children are freezing to death. My people, some of them, Have run away to the hills And have no blankets, no food. No one knows where they are- Perhaps they are freezing to death. I want to have time to look for my children And see how many of them I can find. Maybe I shall find them among the dead. Hear me, my chiefs, I am tired. My heart is sad and sick. From where the sun now stands I will fight no more forever...
Tds Update
TDS released a new product today, the Support Pin. Shortly after its release we expect to deliver the first line of TDS apparel. Currently we have two T shirt designs underway. One for males and one for ladies...Keep your eyes peeled for updates!
Because I Love You
i confess my soul to you in written word because i can't say what i feel out loud. whenever you're near the words come out jumbled or mispoken or they just seem so empty. i say i love you, but i can't quite find the words to say that you are the moon and i am the tide. i can tell you my whole life...but something about you makes me stutter, forget what i was thinking, forget how to breathe. i tell you that you're beautiful, but i can't say that you stop my heart...that your light pulls me in like a moth to flame...that when you sigh and laugh and get pissed whole world lights up and dances for you. did you know that your smile stops me dead in my tracks? that it lights up my soul? that it warms me to the core when i'm frozen? did you know that you are heaven? that you are my favorite reason to wake up? that i wait hours and hours just to hear your footsteps...just to have one more chance to make you happy...just to spend even a second in your arms or at finger's length.
I Have A New Video On The World Trade Center
thank you So*Sick 66614 she is my hero she showed my where to find this..
Lonely In Love
yes, I know.. "myspace sucks" blah blah blah, and while I'm not about to dispute the suckage of said myspace, I do have a couple of accounts on myspace. Love it or lump it, you really want to know about me, is my personal page, and is my music page. partially due to my lazyness, and partially due to my very static and often far between visits to the internet to check on accounts, I check my myspace, my yahoo, and then others, so don't be surprised if yu message me here and it is a century or two before I respond.
Im Getting Un Happy
let me say i repost a lot og things for my friends on here.most of them are just reposts not my not make accusations that i am being unfair in commenting on people in contests unless they comment me.I'm not naming anyone but there have been quite a few.I am not in any contests at this time.secondly i show love to people when i am showed love.sorry i am ranting this is just a bad week for me.this week is the anni of a good friends of mine tht passed away 10 years ago and i'm still dealing with it slowly and in my own time and pace yes i am over tht they are gone but they passed 3 days before my b day and i miss them so dont take this as i am being a b**ch just upset
About My Albums Beeing Private
They're not not more. I hate when I want to see pics of someone and they're albums are locked so I changed mine.
Why Some Women Wont Swallow......or This Is Why Im Hot! Pt 2
I remember one particular morning while an adolescent living at home, I decided that I wanted some of my Dad’s orange juice. He didn’t drink the crap we kids did — meaning me and the entire neighborhood that hung out at my house.....ours was called Bright’n'Early and it was more like Tang. It was the Milli Vanilli of orange juices…. fake! Girl, you know it’s true!! Ooo Ooo Ooo! I love juice!! But the morning in question.......I wanted to try some of that “healthy” juice my Pops drank........ And his was the orange juice with all the pulp in it....... So he poured a glass for me and when I took a sip..... immediately scrunched up my face and thought to myself......"What in the Ricky Bell hell is this mess?!?!” I mean, I like oranges....... I like juice........ But this orange juice had a whole bunch of stuff in it!......That pulp felt like a bunch of ants were playing spades on my gums! I finished the juice my don’t get food a
::: I'm This Girl ::: Not!
Message: I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you... Bullshit.. I'm the girl kicking your ass to move ovah baby cuz your hoggin' the bed! I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive restaurant... You know it.. I like it wet! I'm the girl who says,"ok, but you owe me..." jokingly not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you... say my name.. say my name.. repeat after me -- LIAR, LIAR.. bwahahaha I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like, I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... NOT.. I came, I saw, I conquered.. and I get the hell out. I'm the girl who never forgets the all sweet little things you do for me... Sic.. vomit.. next. I'm the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have... Hope.. wtf is that?! I'm the gir
International Disadvantaged People's Day
International Disadvantaged People's Day Today is International Disadvantaged People's Day. Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend, just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, interfere with farm animals, vote liberal or occasionally shit yourself.......You hang in there sunshine,You're fucking special...
Isn't is amazing that almost everyone has an opinion to offer about the Bible, and yet so few have studied it? - R.C. Sproul
7 Kinds Of Sex
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. OOPS. Don't forget the 7t
Good - Bye My Friend
I hate you What the hell did I ever do to you? I cant believe your lies no longer To sincerly apoloigize Talking about how your pride wont let you Boy please Your full of shyt You just think about yourself Thats why we dont talk You dont wanna risk your happiness Cuze you might see my tears And then you have the nerve to say That I lost a friend! FUCK THAT! You have NO reason to even be mad And your no friend Your a bitch You bailed on me When I really needed you How could you do that to me? Cant you see its killing me? Dont you see these tears in my eyes? Or are you really just that blind? Fuck you Your no longer my friend I will no longer be there till the end I wont care if you get hurt Not after you treated me like dirt I'm sick of caring about you When you dont even care about me Cuze if you truly cared You never would have bailed I'm done wasting my time On a bitch like you So just leave me alone I'm sick of you So good bye my
SUCCESS: At age 4 success is . . not peeing in your pants. At age 12 success is . . having friends. At age 16 success is . . having a drivers license. At age 35 success is . . having money. At age 50 success is . . having money. At age 70 success is . . having a drivers license. At age 75 success is . having friends. At age 80 success is . not peeing in your pants.
Here Again, And Again
So, I was to enjoy my first real day off and 3 day break in months from work. I have been getting a day off a week, but anyone who has worked midnights, one day off is not really a day off. Your body is just playing catch up. It wouldn't be so bad if my co-works didn't feel as if they can just leave shit for me, cause well, I have to do. I have no choice. As they do, and just leave it for me. This would not be so bad, but my life at home with my roomates is a nightmare. They can never seem to pay any bills on time. Well bills come due, they seem to scatter like cockroaches when you turn on the lights. They can never be found, and can alway come up with a new BS excuss. Of course I suffer from "nice guy" symdrom and no spine. I hate conflict. But I can only be push so far, and then I go postal, and that is never pretty. A true side of me I hate. I really just do not know what to do anymore? Stuck in a deadend job and stuck in a shitty house with shitty roomates. Thanks to both these
Answer These If Your Not A Chicken
reply back to me with your answers in a message 1. Have we kissed?: 2. Do you want to?: 3. What would you like our relationship to be?: 4. Have we dated?: 5. Did you like it?: 6. Do you want to date?: 7. Are we close friends?: 8. Would you be here if I needed you?: 9. Are you attracted to me?: 10. Mentally, sexually, or both?: 11. Do you love me?: Appearance Do you like my- 12. Face?: 13. Eyes?: 14. Lips?: 15. Body?: 16. Arms?: 17. Legs?: 18. Clothes?: 19. Ass?: 20. Hands?: 21. Hair?: Do think I'm- 22. Sexy?: 23. Beautiful?: 24. Hot?: 25. Cute?: Personality Do you think I'm- 26. Crazy?: 27. Nice?: 28. Fun to be around?: 29. Funny?: 30. Annoying?: Would you.. 31. Share chocolate with me?: 32. Spend a weekend with me?: 34. Hook up with me?: 36. Care if I ran away?: 37. Care if I died?: 38. Miss me if I left?: 39. Hang out with me?: What would you do if.. 40. I kissed you?: 41. You found out I was missing?: 42. You found
"you're Not A Cop Until You Taste Them"
"You're Not A Cop Until You Taste Them" The department was all astir, there was a lot of laughing and joking due to all the new officers, myself included, hitting the streets today for the first time. After months of seemingly endless amounts of classes, paperwork, and lectures we were finally done with the Police Academy and ready to join the ranks of our department. All you could see were rows of cadets with huge smiles and polished badges. As we sat in the briefing room, we could barely sit still anxiously awaiting our turn to be introduced and given our beat assignment or, for the lay person, our own portion of the city to "serve and protect." It was then that he walked in. A statue of a man - 6 foot 3 and 230 pounds of solid muscle, he had black hair with highlights of gray and steely eyes that make you feel nervous even when he wasn't looking at you. He had a reputation for being the biggest and the smartest officer to ever work our fair city. He had been on t
Forgive Me - I'm Sorry
Forgive me for being there When no one eles would Forgive me for caring When no one said I should Forgive me for crying Because you broke my heart Forgive me for giving you that shoulder to cry on When you were so hurt Forgive me for always being there When you needed me to be And forgive me for being a friend That you could never be
Some Of Why I Love You
Your my sun on a cloudy day You make all my problems go away When I need a friend You're there to guide me Your always right here Words can not say just how much you mean And I know you'll always be here for me Your my weakness and my strength You give me all it takes All it takes to say I love you with all my heart And you can never be replaced
Cock Block
My fiance is his own worst cock block, he kills me. Why cant I just find a man that needs sex as much as me? Granted I get it once every day, but I need more. And yes the sex we have is good, that's why I want more... I mean who doesn't want morning sex? Well today we were both off work, which was an accident on my part. I switched shifts hoping to have a day by myself to smoke and play online, apparently I hadn't looked at his schedule correctly. But thats ok because we did need a day "together" or whatever. So we made plans to play disc golf. ( He had bought me a 175gram champion beast with a steal your face emblem on it for my b'day two weeks ago.) So anyway I wake up at 8:30 b/c I have sleep issues and by 9 I'm begging him to wake up so we can go play. I give up and get online to sneak me some Cherry Tap since I didn't get any all weekend. By noon I crawled back into bed to wake him up. This is when I found his hand down his boxers, but he was still asleep. Ok great I though
If someone blocks you you should stay off their page. okay Tiff???
Wolf Spirits
For Wolves Today, the wolf represents all that which is wild and free. They call us to the last retreats of our vanishing wilderness, where their songs carry on the wind, a wild defiant sorrow. Roaming where few men dare, wolves pierce the silence with their powerful song. The howl begins low and melodious. The sound is lonely, haunting, surreal; as if the voices of our ancestors were howling through the canyons. Soon, the ridges resound with the chorus of a wolf pack on the prowl. Then, as the last note descends, it is quiet, as the winds whisper like spirits of ancient times. Remember that sound and treasure it. It is as old as time, wild as the wind and as poetic as moonlight on snow. It is the trademark of the wolf.
In My Opinion, One Of The Better "fuck You" Songs Out There......
"The Truth", by Limp Bizkit. You can't sleep, you're restless And slightly obsessed with falling too deep And malfunction, you're a virus Who's intention is fucking up something You're a crater On the face of a problem much greater It's the violence, or lack thereof control Body and soul, digging a hole Is the blood stainless? Enjoy the pain with accepting your grief Are you finished? Dumb fucking question, don't let yourself fall asleep Ressurect the intention Once your vision is now mass-produced, Imagine the insults a blessing imagine accepting the truth Imagine accepting the truth Imagine accepting the truth Imagine accepting the truth Just imagine accepting the truth Imagine accepting the truth The pendulum swinging Hypnosis has taken control, now you linger On a shadow of a doubt Have you really figured what you're all about? Don't trust your instincts Just open the chamber where you keep those darkest regrets All the things you've done wrong
Just Talking
Well I thought I would try this blog thing out... and see where it takes me.. well i have been home for the past 3 days sick and i am so ready for that to be over... I have missed out on some great things... like getting to hang out with some friends and taking some pics that i wanted... but i have also been missing work.. which really does suck... but anyways i guess things will get better soon....
Tds Related
For those curious not only have we added the new Support Pin to our list of products but also Taer's Legacy. The first in a our new line of TDS clothing. All shirts are hanes brand and come in sizes up to XXXL! At a relatively cheap cost these shirts are a must for all TDS enthusiasts. Also TDS is now host to its own CT Lounge. We currently have a wide variety of music to choose from and are constantly adding new tracks each day. You pick which songs you want to hear and even create your own play lists thus making you your own DJ! So stop on by today. P.S. Dont forget to vote on our poll on the main page! Every vote matters!!!
This Blog Should Have Be Posted Jan 28th
last night was rough.... no...not that kind of rough. its just that idk...some nights are harder than others. some nights im fine while others i spend crying myself to sleep. but just cuz im crying doesnt make me depressed...quite the opposite really. im smiling a lot now. but sometimes the worry takes over me. im still dealing with my past while trying to balance my present and plan the future. im guessing that by the time sean finishes his 5 years with the marines i'll be able to handle even the worst stress with a smile on my face. im kida hoping he doesnt make the military a lifetime kind of thing but if thats what he wants i more than likely wont argue with him about it. last night i realized that my penmanship has improved quite a bit. i guess its from all letters i keep writting..ive also become camera happy. taking pictures was something that used to be a strange concept to me...but now..i take a few every couple days. i sit there and stare at them..analyzing ever
Castles Made Of Sand
Your pain fills me...I feel every tear you shed, Tearing me apart...and filling me with dread. You dont know what to do....what to say to me You don`t know how to tell have to set me free. And I cannot do it for you....cannot let you go, So I pretend it`s just not happening...pretend that I don`t know. Waiting and waiting, as quiet fear.....invades my heart. soon to hear those awful words...."my darling we must part" You had to write a letter...couldn`t face me.... had to hide, It said that you still loved me...that you had never lied, But now we had to was wrong, we should have known Then you disappeared..... and left me here, to deal with it alone.
Whats Up
feel free 2 leave a message on my fridge holla atcho boi
Letter To Santa Revisited
Dear Santa, I just would like to thank you Santa for listening this year. He is the greatest guy I think I girl could ask for. He makes me feel like a princess and for the first time in my life I'm really happy so happy in fact I think I'm going to start painting again for he has put back all that I thought I lost in my life. He gives me hope that each day will be better. I feel so beautiful when he is around me and I've never felt like that before. Geez Santa I'm even letting my nails grow for the first time ever for this one so you know he makes me happpy. But anyway thank you Santa again for putting Scott in my life and I'll be sure to stay a good girl so you don't take him back lol Thanks again, Rachel P.S. Thanks also for not bringing that Panic and the Disco CD you are the greatest
She Hates Me
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Drift An Die.........
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Luvers you
:'( To My Friends :'(
to all my friends this is to let you know you will not see my anymore i am going to hide my useless self in 1 lounge so that i can not be bothered and so i can not bother anybody else any more if you wish to stop by and say anything to me here is the link but i know nobody will come bby so this is a useless blog just like me
A generous soul, so rich and so pure Twas lucky for me, to meet you for sure. How blessed am I, to have as a friend Someone as loyal, on whom I depend. You lift my spirits up on high. You are the best, and this is why Your happiness is important everyday, A friend to you forever I'll stay!! A.Boudreaux 2004
To The Rest Of My Wonderful Friends!!!
Little Girl
little girl, little girl why do you feel so old? little girl,little girl what secrets do you hold? little girl, little girl what have you now to say? little girl, little girl can you come out to play? little girl, little girl open up your hazel eyes. little girl, little girl let go now of those lies. little girl, little girl those secrets won't keep. little girl, little girl memories will not sleep. little girl, little girl come take my hand. little girl, little girl you'll understand. little girl, little girl smile now for me. little girl, little girl go now be free. A. Boudreaux 2007
Dark Chapter
During a time of praying to the goddess The Canadian Deadman feeling the cold touch of death as his blood spilled into the earth. Cold and then Dark as his heart beats for the final time. His killers dumped him into the cemetary and buried him. Days later it began to fog over the cemetary like a blanket of comfort. Out of the sky lightning struck the grave of The Canadian Deadman many times. His hand riches out of the grave then pulling himself out of his grave. He was no longer dead nor was he alive. His white eyes peering at his surroundings. With a grin he clenched his fists as chainlightning traces the surface of his body. He morphs into a large Black Timberwolf with glowing green eyes and darts into the night. Forever will he be his loved ones guardian. Forever he will be their Lethal Protector
A Special Tribute To Barbaro
Good Morning. A somewhat somber Tuesday the day after the news that a fine racing legend was euthanized and will no longer be-able to fight to regain his once legendary stature. Barbaro the 132nd Kentucky Derby winner was put down Monday the 29th of January 8 months after his injury which happened after a few strides in the 2006 Preakness Stakes. The crushing of his back leg in the early moments of that race virtually took a hero to many and crumbled him to the ground on which he played and ran circles around other horses before. Barbaro will not soon nor ever be forgotten in the race halls of many thoroughbred stables. Nor will he to the thousands who followed his career as a fine race horse who wanted to win so bad that he ran on guts more then many will ever know. A quote by one sports writer mentioned “The guts carry the feet, not the feet the guts.” Barbaro’s guts carried his feet to victory after victory. But it carried his heart a lot farther. Each sport has their hall of fame,
Im Sooo Upset
Well today my husband goes to court to see if he goes to jail or not. All I have done theded last two days is cry. Yes he can be an asshole an has treated me like shit in the past but I love him soo much, if he goes go what will i do?? We have never been apart for more than a couple of days!!!and i almost went nuts then!!!! I'm gonna be worrying the whole time I am at work. If he doenst pick me up after work I jnow something will be up.Well this is all im writing for now for the ppl who read this i guess i will keep u posted!
I'm flippin bored and its too cold to go outside. I can only rearrange this house so many times too. OMFG its only 1:30 too wtf.
My Angel
My Angel...... when I have no one to turn to and I am feeling kind of low. When there is no one to talk to ,When there is nowhere I can go......I search deep within myself: and it is the love inside my heart that lets me know my angel is there, even though we are miles apart. A smile then appears upon my face and the sun begins to shine,I hear a voice,so soft and sweet saying: "Everything will be just fine". At times it may seem that I am alone,But I am really never by my self at all.Whenever I need my angel near..... All I have to do is call. on that you can depend. They will always stand behind you. And will always be your friend. through the darkest of hours and the brightest of days.It's my angel that always sees me through. For you are my angel .....And I will be that angel for you ..... Love and by Tina Starr
One Woman's Tale Of Woe
One Woman's Tale of Woe All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax. My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA THINK!?!) So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get out t
Thanks To All!
I have only been on CT for a few days but everyone has been so great. I am really enjoying this and I am not normally a chatty person, lol. Everyday I learn more about how to do things on here and love the way everyone comes together. My partner BW got me hooked on this and may have to pay for my rehab, lol. Kisses to all. All My Pleasures, Shayna Storm
Tired And Sleepy.
I'm tired. I can't sleep. I just woke up and having nightmares lately. Why can't I sleep? I don't know. I need help. Anyhow, talk to anyone about them.
Moral: Old Men Can Still Think Fast.
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening, the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
It Is What It Is
you come for a world with strive and struggle to get somewhere only to find that there are others in this world only trying to beat you down....your kindness they pray apon....your willingness to help.....your need and desire for love...they look for the weekness.... kill and destroy that is the aim the goal....why.....why try to bring someone else it because your so jealous of what others have...think about this for awhile...look within and a time when you tried to hurt someone either with words or actions...think what made you do it....pressure from others....plain old jealous.... wanting what others have....or just plain stupid....not thinking of how that might hurt another...we do this all the time...all of if someone told me that i would be where i am now i would laugh at alone...very much so...its mostly by choice....i have friends....but not anyone close that i share my true inner feeling and wishes with....i have many....but
Cleveage Contest
I am holding the best Cleveage Contest. I will be taking entrys until thursday night 6pm central time. Contest will start 2/5 and will go thru 2/10. 1st place gets a 7 day cherry blast 2nd place gets a 3 day cherry blast You can not comment bomb yourself. One with the most comments and ratings win So private message me on which pic you want me to rip And Good Luck
S.a.t. Test Questions
The following questions and answers were actually collected from S.A.T. tests given to 16-year-old students! (Don't laugh too hard----these kids are the future leaders of America!) Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. Q: What is a planet? A: A body of earth surrounded by sky. Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections? A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election. Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental. Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says
Sexy Eyes Contest - Update
Do you think I have sexy eyes? This is a Big Pimping Gift Give Away, there is no time limit to how long it takes you got get the comments for which ever prize your going after. Everyone Welcome. The prizes will be as follows. 1600 COMMENTS = EARRINGS 2000 COMMENTS = PLATINUM CHERRY 3500 COMMENTS = RING 4000 COMMENTS = ROLEX 8000 COMMENTS = SILVER MOTORCYCLE RULES *Comment bombing allowed *You can comment on yourself *Comment and Number of Ratings Determin winner *Haters have as well, everything you do counts as votes This contest is going to be for both the Guys and the Girls. Comment bombing and Ratings are allowed. The Contest will Start on Jan 1st and run til those that are in have the comments for the prize they want.
Untitled No 5
Trying to find my way, I lay there confused, suprised, and in dismay. I tried to wrap my head and my mind around thoughts that keep coming back to me. Somewhere maybe I met you and couldn't say, couldn't stay, who knows if we were ment to be but now I've made my way away from the sun. Maybe it didn't last long enough, maybe its not ment to be, but confussion is more then just my enemy. His heart had thoughts he tried to make before, he couldn't do it, his decision would get him ignored. Would he leave them both, then despise would be easy for them on his broken heart. He doesn't know what to say or do, he was there before and it hurt for awhile after he decided to do what he had to. Now he doesn't feel the hurt, or the her from before, he doesn't need her anymore.
I Don't Know
I don't know what you want anymore, I don't know who your with, or who you want anymore. So now I'm confused, I'll take my things, go, leave you and head out the door. Maybe you'd like me to stay, I can't decide forced this way, maybe not now ever I'm sorry about the words I said that you've kept and remembered. Now I'm sick in my stomach, its like a mess, and I must confess I doubt you'd understand. Some nights I'll hardly sleep at all, I need some time away to crash, to feel, to think and fall, I'm sorry when I leave/left you alone. I'm sorry for these stupid notes and that song. I'll leave your life again and forget those stupid things I said.
A woman, renewing her driver's license at the County Clerk 's office was asked by the woman recorder to state her occupation. She hesitated, uncertain how to classify herself. "What I mean is," explained the recorder, "do you have a job or are you just a......?" "Of course I have a job," snapped the woman. "I'm a Mom ." "We don't list ' Mom ' as an occupation; 'housewife' covers it," said the recorder emphatically. I forgot all about her story until one day I found myself in the same situation, this time at our own Town Hall. The Clerk was obviously a career woman, poised, efficient and possessed of a high sounding title like, "Official Interrogator" or "Town Registrar." "What is your occupation?" she probed. What made me say it? I do not know. The words simply popped out. "I'm a Research Associate in the field of Child Development and Human Relations." The clerk paused, ball-point pen frozen in midair and looked up as though she had not heard right. I repeat
Beer Facts
WATER It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. BEER We do not run that risk when drinking beer (or rum, whiskey, vodka, wine, or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting. WATER = Poop BEER = HEALTH FREE YOURSELF OF POOP ... DRINK BEER It is better to drink beer and talk shit than it is to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing it as a public service and because I have a kind heart BEER TROUBLESHOOTING GUIDE
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To My Friends - Going Offline
Do to circumstances beyond my control, We have been forced to sell our house. So till I get Another or decide where my life takes me, I will be living at my moms. She will NOT permit the internet in her house. So till I get a new house, I will be offline for awhile, Maybe a long time. I will be here till I move out, Maybe a few weeks. So anyone wanting to keep in touch please contact me, and we will work something out. Thank you and all the best.
Bitch Bitch Bitch
kay well jon bitched some so now im going to. i belong to DA and there is a certian person over there, who im sure mah girl Angels knows who NEVER seems to do anything but whine, complaine and bitch about her life. im so tired of the poor me shit....i know for a fact some of my friends have some serious shit going on, and they seem to still be able to laugh and see the good they have around them. i honestly think 50 percent of what this person says is embelished drama. i guess some people think that 100 posts of woe is me blogs keeps the attention on just waiting to see if she ever has a good day. anyways, this is in no way ment to slight my friends here who are having issues or need to bitch a little....coz ive not seen one of them do a years worth of posts doing nothing BUT bitching.. .....end transmission
Cool Stuff
The Perfect Man
Enough !!!!!
Subject: I wish you ENOUGH............ Recently I overheard a mother and daughter in their last moments together at the airport. They had announced the departure. Standing near the security gate, they hugged and the mother said, "I love you and I wish you enough". The daughter replied, "Mom, our life together has been more than enough. Your love is all I ever needed. I wish you enough, too, Mom". They kissed and the daughter left. The mother walked over to the window where I was seated. Standing there I could see she wanted and needed to cry. I tried not to intrude on her privacy but she welcomed me in by asking, "Did you ever say good-bye to someone knowing it would be forever?". Yes, I have," I replied. "Forgive me for asking, but why is this a forever good-bye?". "I am old and she lives so far away. I have challenges ahead and the reality is - the next trip back will be for my funeral," she said. "When you were saying good-bye, I
Things In Your Everyday Life
I cant believe it is the end of january going to be febuary, it is a new year 2007 and the time is going by so fast! and Valentines Day is coming up... so it is time for people to let each other know their feelings, who has a crush on you and so forth... My daughter is a senior in highschool and my son is in the 5th grade. How fast time flies by, I remember when they were babies, Oh they were beautiful as they are now :) Hope everyone has a great day!!
Breaking News And Commentary
* * Important - Please Rate This Blog BREAKING NEWS AND COMMENTARY Last updated: 01/30/2007 02:31:37 Bush Signs Directive to Increase His Power at U.S. Agencies 30 Jan 2007 Dictator Bush has signed a directive that gives the White House much greater control over the rules and policy statements that the government develops to protect public health, safety, the environment, civil rights and privacy. In an executive order published last week in the Federal Register, Mr. Bush said that each agency must have a regulatory policy office run by a political appointee, to supervise the development of rules and documents providing guidance to regulated industries. The White House will thus have a gatekeeper in each agency to analyze the costs and the benefits of new rules and to make sure the agencies carry out the president's priorities. US must abandon Iraqi cities or face nightmare scenario, say experts 30 Jan 2007 The US must draw up plans to deal with an all-out Iraqi civil w
Quotes,for The Understanding Minds And Hearts
LOVE QUOTES*** Love is 3/4 dream and 1/4 reality. Problems usually arise when you fall in love with the dream and not the reality. But, yet you find true love when you fall in love with both. Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in that recognition. The distance is not far, yet it might as well be the span of a galaxy. The time is not too long, what is an aeon to the age of the universe? Perhaps I can speed time up, hasten it from its agonizingly slow pace. Perhaps I can strain myself to parts unknown, just to catch a glimpse of you, however fleeting. Absence is said to make the heart grow fonder, yet if my heart yearns any more for the sight of you, I will explode. Insanity is a comforting friend, calming me at night and allowing me to face the day. The mighty structure is put on every morning, when I get out of the shower the barricade is up. No one can glimpse the hollowness in my eyes, the starving of my so
She Is In Need The Other Girl Is Catching Up
Your Hair Smells Nice ....
Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to write a sexual harassment grievance against him. The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."
A Horny Mother-in-law
Rick was stretched out on the sofa, glass of wine in hand with one of the local radio stations playing in the background. His wife Anna was away for a few days on business and he was taking this opportunity for a completely relaxing evening alone, where all his cares and worries - not that he could think of any at that particular moment in time - could take a back seat. As he went to refill his glass he both heard and saw the rain beating down hard against the lounge window. On the opposite side of the room the open log fire was blazing merrily away in the hearth. Though winter had been milder than usual this year today had turned cold. With the cold had come rain. Tonight was particular filthy and Rick was just pleased he had no need to go out. He'd just refilled his glass and had just set another log in the hearth when the sound of the doorbell caused him to curse. He took a sip from his glass and waited for a few moments, in two minds whether or not to ignore whoever had ch
The Engineer
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer, hmmm, I can't seem to find your name, you must be in the wrong place." The engineer reports to the gates of hell and is admitted. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got a/c, flushing toilets and escalators. The engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day God calls Satan on the phone and asks, "So how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got a/c, flushing toilets and working escalators. There's no telling what the engineer is going to come up with next." God replies, "You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back or I'll sue." Sa
**a Cough And A Sneeze... Part 1**
Well, lately it seems as if my life is racing down but right on track. Me and Manders have been working on a website for 2 weeks and plan on building a business around web design. Like her blog, I'm gonna tell you a little about myself from what you don't know on the profile. You already know I'm 22, and I have a boyfriend. I love him a lot, and cannot wait to see him again. I have a twin sister, who's real name is Amanda but we all call her Manders. Before you ask, I am older 1 by minute. I am sarcastic, but not as much as my sister is (though I argue that sometimes). I love music, movies, and photography. Photography and music are my life. I cannot go a day without either one. I am now just getting over the flu, so if I don't respond as quickly as I should, you'll know why. Wanna know more? Feel free to let me know!
I am in 2nd place but still 1400 votes behind! I really need everyones help!! Thank you everyone who has been comment bombing me I appreciate it very much!! I will as always return the favors!! *Hugs and Kisses!*
What Kinds Of Photos Do You Girls Want To See
what kinds of phtos do you girls want to see?
Farmer Girl Marines..
Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. But I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing. Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water.Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc.,but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you until noon when you get fed again... It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much We go on "route marches," which the platoon sergeant says are lon
Qualities Of A Romantic Person
You’ll never guess what Tarzan got Jane for Valentine’s Day last year! Cards and flowers, right. You got it. How’d you know? It might be because that’s also what Tarzan got Jane for their anniversary. And her birthday. And Mother’s Day. And after all their arguments last year. Tarzan loves Jane, and he tries hard. It’s just that Jane needs a little romance in her life, and he’s pretty much a washout in that area. Sadly, there’s a lot of Tarzans out there. They know they need to show their love and admiration in some special way, but it always seems to come down to the old standbys: the dinners, the cards, flowers and candy. And so another special occasion goes by, and neither partner feels very special. Just what is this thing called “being romantic” anyway? If it’s not all those thousands of cards we see in the stores, what can we do to cultivate an air of romance? How can we let our loved ones know how loved they really are? An endless string of books and talk shows are
Ten Things To Be Romantic
Listen closely to your partner’s words, actions, and moods. Allow your true feelings and vulnerabilities to show. Admit to your partner that you haven’t been as romantic as you would like to be and that you’re committed to changing. Ask for help if you think you’ll need it. Ask friends and family about what they know that makes your partner happy. Do something to re-create one of your partner’s cherished memories. Offer support, encouragement and help when your partner is down and overlook mistakes and flaws. Celebrate your human-ness. Do something to improve yourself: learn time management so you have more moments together, join a gym, or quit smoking. Give of yourself in an uncharacteristic way: if you’ve never written poetry, try some. If you’ve never given your partner something hand-made, or cooked a home meal, give it a shot. Try expressing your love the way children do, such as with a dandelion from the back yard. Do things just to make your partner ha
The Marine And God
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between >> assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of >> the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of >> the ACLU. >> >> >> One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to >> the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you >> to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." >> >> >> >> The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes >> went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still >> waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine >> got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; >> knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. >> >> >> >> The Marine went b ack to his seat and sat there, silently. The other >> students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. >> The profess
Strength Of A Man
STRENGTH OF A MAN The strength of a man isn`t seen in the width of his shoulders. It`s seen in the width of his arms that encircle and protect you. The strength of a man isn`t in the deep tone of his voice. It is in the gentle words he whispers. The strength of a man isn`t in the words he speaks. It`s in how he keeps his word. The strength of a man isn`t how many buddies he has. It`s how good a buddy he is with his or "your" children. The strength of a man isn`t in how respected he is at work. It`s in how he is respected at home. The strength of a man isn`t in how hard he hits. It`s in how tender he touches. The strength of a man isn`t in the hair on his chest. It`s in his heart....that lies within his chest. The strength of a man isn`t in how many women he`s loved. It`s in whether he can be true to the ONE woman he`s trying to love. The strength of a man isn`t in the weight he can lift. It`s in the burdens h
Rich Chocolate Mousse Cake
Rich Chocolate Mousse Cake Yield: 8 servings Ingredients 4 egg whites ˝ cup (100 g) sugar 5 oz (140 g) hazelnuts, finely ground 2 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder -------- 9 oz (250 g) dark semi or bittersweet chocolate (60-70%) 4 egg yolks 1/3 cup (60 g) sugar Ľ cup + 1 cup (0.6 + 2.4 dl) whipping cream Cake 1. Preheat oven to 350 deg F (Gas mark 4 or 180 deg C). 2. Line a 9 inch (23 cm) cake tin with greaseproof or other non-stick paper and grease the tin. 3. Whisk the eggs whites until stiff and in peaks by using an electric mixer, gradually add the sugar and whisk well each time sugar has been added. 4. Mix with finely ground hazelnuts and cocoa powder. 5. Bake at 350 degrees for 15 minutes or until a wooden pick inserted in center comes out clean. 6. Cool the cake. Filling 1. Melt finely chopped dark chocolate over hot water. 2. Beat the egg yolks with 2 oz sugar until white. 3. Heat Ľ cup whipping cream to the boi
can ya please show some love....tatty contest *wink* just click on the pic
Chocolate Tart
Yield: 12 servings. The original recipe for the world famous Austrian tart "Sachertorte" is a secret. However, a number of copycat recipes have been published. Our recipe gives a cake similar to the velvety cake you can have at Hotel Sacher in Vienna. Please note that the cake should be assembled 1-2 days before serving to become moist. Ingredients 4 oz (120 g) sweet or semisweet dark chocolate (37-50 % cocoa) 5 eggs ľ cup (155 g) sugar ˝ cup (1.2 dl) vegetable oil 1 cup (2.4 dl or 140 g) all-purpose flour 1 teaspoon baking powder 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 3 tablespoons (0.45 dl) water Method 1. Preheat oven to 350 deg F (Gas mark 4 or 180 deg C) and grease a 9 inch (23 cm) cake tin, lightly dust with flour. 2. Break the chocolate into small pieces and melt it with the water in a double boiler (over hot water). 3. Separate egg whites and egg yolks. With an electric mixer whisk the eggs whites until forming stiff peaks, add gradually half of the sugar whi
Joke Lol
I went into this restaurant and order a cup of coffee, and a bowl of soup. When the waitress brought out my coffee, she had her finger in it, but before I could say anything she left in a hurry. When she brought out my soup she had her finger in that too. I stopped her and said, "Miss, I don't understand something, you had your finger in my coffee, and then the same finger in my soup?" She stated that she has arthritis in her finger, and the doctor told her to keep it warm. Well I was furious so I said, "Why don't you just stick if up your ass...", and she replied, "I do when I'm in the back." LOL
Groping Lesson...hahah
Maybe guys HAVE been doing it wrong?
Im Still Lmsao At This One
Guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said "How bad is it doc? .... I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancé is still a virgin - in every way" The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your Willie in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week." He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint,and taped it all together; .... an impressive work of art. The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and goes on their honeymoon. That night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal her beautiful breasts. She said, "You're the first; no one has EVER touched these." He immediately drops his pants and replies, ....."Look at this, it's still in the CRATE!"
How Does She?
How does she do what she does to me? Makes me feel free. Seeing things again clearly. Lets me be me. How does she do what always feels right? In my thoughts all night. Striving to do right. Gives me wings for my flight. How does she make me smile so much? Finally in touch. I want her so much. I have nothing but love. How does she turn me to softness with her smile? Makes everything worthwhile. Shes my uniqueness in style. For her Id walk miles. How does she make me feel the way that I feel? I know this is real. Im starting to heal. My heart she does steal. How does she care in a way that brings change? Nothing seems strange. Gone is the pain. Gone is the rain. How does she melt me with just her soft kiss. Right now she is missed. For her love I have wished. I know what this is. It is love.
I'm Scared Of The Boogeyman
Yes it is true. I still think that there are monsters under my bed that are going to get me. I'm also deathly afraid of the dark. If I go outside at night I start freaking out and shaking and can't breathe right. Even if i'm in my house in the dark. I have to have nightlights everywhere in my house. Ghosts scare the shit out of me. If I watch something about REAL ghosts I have violent nightmares. Now horror movies I love because they are fake. I can't go up into the attic of my new house without crying. I can't go into the basement of my house without having an anxiety attack. There you go. When i think of more i'll be sure to post it for yas! ROCK ON BITCHES!!! JAX
To All Those Hatten Ass Bitches
The Nurse Who Loved Me..
Say hello to the rug's topography It holds quite a lot of interest with your face down on it Say hello to the shrinking in your head You can't see it but you know its there so don't neglect it I'm taking her home with me all dressed in white She's got everything I need pharmacy keys She's falling hard for me I can see it in her eyes She acts just like a nurse with all the other guys Say hello to all the apples on the ground They were once in your eyes but you sneezed them out while sleeping Say hello to everything you've left behind It's even more a part of your life now that you can't touch it I'm taking her home with me all dressed in white She's got everything I need some pills in a little cup She's falling hard for me I can see it in her eyes She acts just like a nurse with all the other guys Say hello to the rugs topography...
Sexiest Man On Cherry
If I Never Would Have Met You
If I never would have met you, My life would be so blue. If I never would have met you, I wouldn't love you for you. If I never would have met you, Things just wouldn't be the same. If I never would have met you, No one would know my pain. If I never would have met you, My life would be no more. If I never would have met you, My mom would be picking me up from the floor. If I never would have met you, I wouldn't know how to laugh. If I never would have met you, We wouldn't have such a blast. If I never would have met you, My heart would be so empty. If I never would have met you, I wouldn't smile plenty. But, I'm glad I finally met you, Someone who knows how I feel. I'm glad I finally met you, To help get me up that hill. I'm glad I finally met you, No one can take your place. I'm glad I finally met you, Now no one can wipe the smile from my face. I'm glad I finally met you, The person who knows just what to say. I'm glad I fi
Have you ever waited so long on something and when you get it, it is exactly what you wanted? But once you get it, you want it again. You are addicted. Something about the smell, the touch, the texture just drives you wild and you want more. But you only discover that it doesn't want you, not the way that you want it. It doesn't want at all, especially you. The smell, the touch, the texture means nothing to it. But you don't care, you are addicted, you would do anything for the smell, the touch, the texture. Then you just realize, you have started the whole process over again. Except this time there are more feelings. Feelings that can't be supressed this time. Feelings of things that you have never felt before. Something in you says, "just stay away", but all you want it just "one more time". And you hope that it is different this time and that it wants you like you want it. But deep inside you already know, it isn't going to change. And yet, another day passes that you
Haku 2
We as humans depend too much on looks everyday we are competing in contest only for self-gradification. We become slaves to an image that doesn't fit us, break free and be yourself. No matter how many pictures you take, not matter what kind makeup you purchased big business only want your soul
A Doll.
i've been tossed. like a rag doll. that no one wants. i'm lost. with nowhere to run. a melancholy spirit. chained by misfortune. hiding... behind a fortress. in my world. a place for the broken. to rest. stitch the wounds. and hope to heal.
"Love is a portion of the soul itself, and it is of the same nature as the celestial breathing of the atmosphere of paradise."
A Soldiers Promise
If I ever go to war Mom, Please don't be afraid. There are some things I must do, To keep the promise that I made. I'm sure there will be some heartache, And I know that you'll cry tears, But your son is a Soldier now, Mom, There is nothing you should fear. If I ever go to war Dad, I know that you'll be strong. But you won't have to worry, Cause you taught me right from wrong. You kept me firmly on the ground, yet still taught me how to fly. Your boy is a Soldier now Dad, I love you Hooah, Even if I die. If I ever go to war Bro, There are some things I want to say. You've always had my back, and I know it's my time to repay. You'll always be my daybreak, through all of life's dark clouds, Your brother is a Soldier now, Bro, I promise I'll make you proud. If I ever go to war Sis, don't you worry bout me, I always looked out for you, but I can't do that anymore, Cause I'm a big brother to all in America. I love you so much and you know that, Your brother's a soldier
Ok so maybe its not a good idea to *redo* one spot with a tanning bed more than once in the same day...and NO the TURBO one...yah it kicks ass alright, fry your ass cheeks in less than ten YAY! NOT! just to fix a freakin line!Never again Man. Sunburn is almost gone thank ass is still itchy tho and that sucks donkey shit.anyways hope all you um peaches are doing great and stuff and hopefully will get off my ass soon and check everyones pages out, some of you people are worse than me LOL KUDOS!!!Toodles and crap til later!
Stardate- 72340582...```stupid F **kin Calender``
Far from home and living in the cold. No access to old pix and the stupid thing only downloads in BMP. So I'm stuck to scavenging for points like a crack fiend. Possibly the 1st of many, maybe the last; pump me full of beer and we'll find out later
The First Time
I was 15 when I first laid eyes on Buster Hester. He was talk, bleached blond football player for my high school. I wanted them to tell his name but I never heard his name mentioned. My folks visited a church in Midfeild and I sat and watched this man in a choir robe. He looked liek the song director and so therefore must be older than me. Once church started and the choir came out I seen him. He was in the choir. We visited the next SUnday and this time we went to Sunday School. This same guy was in my class. How he must be my age. Slowly I learned that he went to my highs school and that he played football and that he bleached his hair. It was HIM! Needless to say I feel hard. I never loved anyone but him. I never dated. By the time I graduated Highschool he graduated 3 years before me. I was sad. We moved to North Alabama where I wrote letters back to Buster. One day after a few months of writing he wrote me back and all I cared about was the last 3 words he said...I
New Updates
Hi everyone! I updated my Dreamnet and my Southern charms site yesterday. Sexy Panty stuffing in the first and my other And no, I don't really smoke cigarettes, I just do it for updates for my wonderful members and fans that always request it. Hope you enjoy it none the less. XOXO, Aimeelynn
Weird News....
Bangor, Maine - Some nudists who have been renting the Old Town Bowling Center for private parties don’t appear to be breaking any laws or ordinances, but they are having fun candlepin bowling and playing pool. "Hey, you can’t go skinny-dipping at this time of year," said Hessa, who organized the events and wanted to be identified only by her first name. "I have absolutely no problem with it, and I hope nobody else does," Charles "Chip" Carson, the center’s owner, said Monday. "They just happen to like having a good time without their clothes on." "Evidently, there’s nothing in our ordinances," City Clerk Patty Brochu said. Nudity falls under a business’ special amusement permit, which the bowling center isn’t required to have. Because the events are private parties where people must RSVP and be placed on a list to enter, it’s not necessary to obtain such a permit. "Everybody’s laughed at it, to be honest with you," said the owner. "These people are the cleanest people t
What Color Heart Do You Have
Your Heart Is Blue Love is a doing word for you. You know it's love when you treat each other well. You are a giving lover, but you don't give too much. You expect something in return. Your flirting style: Friendly Your lucky first date: Lunch at an outdoor cafe Your dream lover: Is both generous and selfish What you bring to relationships: Loyalty What Color Heart Do You Have?
Another Random Poem
Tainting everything with my touch You’re the figment of misconceptions Lost the elusive calm inside The veil drops to the ground Alone we’re nothing Can’t ease the pain I put us through Severing the nerve Can’t see I need anything A twisted passion Whips and leather are all you bring Non-motion sickness Static is the only sound
Bbw Contest Winners
Do You Follow Your Head Or Your Heart?
You Follow Your Heart You're romantic, sentimental, and emotional. You tend to fall in (and out of) love very quickly. Some may call you fickle, but you can't help where your emotions take you. You've definitely broken a few hearts, but you're not a heartbreaker by nature. Your intentions are always good, even if they change with the wind Do You Follow Your Head or Your Heart?
For You!
Sorry to my friends and fans who felt offended by my previous blog (bulletin). Im in a sweet mood again!
Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, & YOU! ? Drink: Beer Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.................. Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings wi
Need Some Love!!
hey guys i need some help to win a contest please show me some love and i will do the same back i promise.. lots of you i have on my list so i will get to you alll! if you comment bomb this please it would be appreciated.. for the ones who are helping thank you soo much your all great!!! *hugs* jupie
Kissable Lips Contest Winners
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Leave Me Alone, Just Go On Home
I can dream your beauty When I'm lying in bed There's too much confusion Going around through my head And it makes me so angry To know that the flame will never burn Why can't I get over? When will I ever learn? Oh love, leave me alone Oh love, just go on home I can see your face But I know that it's not real It's just an illusion Caused by how I long to feel And it makes me so angry To know for me the flame will always burn I'll never get over I know now that I'll never learn
Please be patient, i am a virgin here and at work. shhh dont tell. I will update more at home and as time goes. Thanks to xtc for introducing me.
Fantasy Heh Damn!!
"You have been waiting for this for a long time, you have been dreaming of this fantasy for years. As you stand here blindfolded you know all your deepest desires are about to come true. Your partner tells you to slowly take off your blindfold. You look around you slowly. You are sitting on the bed in the middle of a department store. Mmmmm just as you imagined it, yes?. You let your eyes adjust to the light. You look around and see a whole crowd of old male pensioners all looking at you. Ohhhh those eyes staring straight at you, wanting you, and you know why. You are standing there absolutely naked, not a stitch of clothing on, everything is exposed to the staring eyes. You think to yourself, 'I have been dreaming of this for so long'. Things are about to really get hot when all of a sudden the police turn up. They want to talk to you about the bad athletes foot lotion you sold them last week and take you down to the station. Sitting in your jail cell over night you think back
A Poem By Bonnie Parker...
We each of us have a good "alibi" For being down here in the "joint" But few of them really are justified If you get right down to the point. You've heard of a woman's glory Being spent on a "downright cur" Still you can't always judge the story As true, being told by her. As long as I've stayed on this "island" And heard "confidence tales" from each "gal" Only one seemed interesting and truthful- The story of "Suicide Sal". Now "Sal" was a gal of rare beauty, Though her features were coarse and tough; She never once faltered from duty To play on the "up and up". "Sal" told me this tale on the evening Before she was turned out "free" And I'll do my best to relate it Just as she told it to me: I was born on a ranch in Wyoming; Not treated like Helen of Troy, I was taught that "rods were rulers" And "ranked" as a greasy cowboy. Then I left my old home for the city To play in its mad dizzy whirl, Not knowing how little of pity It holds for a country
Send Me A Valentine!
Get your own valentinr
The Boy And Girl Using The Atm Machine
How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM. 1. Park the car 2. Go to ATM Machine 3. Insert card 4. Enter PIN 5. Take money out 6. Take ATM Card out 7. Drive away How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM 1. Park the car 2. Check makeup 3. Turn off engine 4. Check makeup 5. Go to ATM 6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse 7. Insert card 8. Hit Cancel 9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it 10. Insert card 11. Enter PIN 12. Take cash 13. Go to car 14. Check makeup 15. Start car 16. Stop car 17. Run back to ATM 18. Take ATM card 19. Back to car 20. Check makeup 21. Start car 22. Check makeup 23. Drive for 1/2 mile 24. Release handbrake
Tell Me
send answers in a priv. message Would/will you? [_] come to my house to do nothing at all but chill? [_] fight me? [_] fuck me? [_] kiss me? [_] let me kiss you? [_]watch a movie with me? [_] go out to dinner with me? [_] let me drive you somewhere? [_] take a shower with me? [_] drink with me? [_] take me home for the night? [_] let me sleep in your bed? [_] Sing car karaoke w/ me? [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [_] hold my hand? [_] let me make you breakfast? [_] help me with homework? [_] tickle me? [_] let me tickle you? [_] instant message me? [_] greet me in public? [_] hang out with me? [_] bring me around your friends? [_] be down with me no matter what? [_]do something stupid just because I asked? [_] throw stuff at me? D0 Y0U... [_] think im cute? [_] think im serious? [_] think im a good person? [_] think im conceided? [_] want to kiss me? [_] want to cudd
The Year I Was Born
In 1982 (the year you were born) Ronald Reagan is president of the US The space shuttle Columbia completes its first operational flight Actor John Belushi is found dead of a drug overdose in a West Hollywood hotel Automobile manufacturer John Delorean is arrested and charged with possession of 59 pounds of cocaine The first artificial heart is implanted in American Barney Clark The Cable News Network, or CNN, is launched 750,000 people rally against nuclear weapons in New York City's Central Park Time Magazine's Man of the Year was for the first time given to a non-human, a computer The first computer virus, written by Rich Skrenta, escapes into the wild Kirsten Dunst and Elisha Cuthbert are born St. Louis Cardinals win the World Series San Francisco 49ers win Superbowl XVI New York Islanders win the Stanley Cup E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial is the top grossing film Ozzy Osbourne bites the head off of a live bat thrown at him during a performance
We All Need Help
You live life like they say to You listen to the stereotypes They tell you to be skinny To look good all the time So you cake on your make-up You starve yourself until you're boney From all that the world tells you You think you're ugly When you look in the mirror All you see is the faults You never see the good of you But when I look in your eyes I can see how they got you See how you are becoming Another little girl Wanting to be like the magazines Another little girl Hurting yourself for the people Slowly killing our body To look like the people from TV You look good as you are Why can't you see? You never looked stupid But you do now Bones Make-up can't even cover the marks under your eyes Can't even show a part of your body That hasn't already been stripped of meat Look in the mirror Compare then and now They said you were ugly But look at you now You changed your life to be pretty Now you're ugly Change it again to be the way you were Beautiful
What Have You Done To Me
What have you done to me I can't eat I can not sleep And I'm not the same anymore, oh no I don't know what to do All of me wants all of you Do I stand alone at the shore? Now once I could turn away From everything I feel today But, now I want to walk through your door But I've got to know... Body and soul That you've got no doubts, inside and out We are whole... Body and soul Don't leave me out in the cold Just love body and soul Do you hear me baby I've wasted too much time Livin' for what wasn't mine Then came the day I found you And now I want nothing less I've found a love that's truly blessed I wanna make dreams come true But I've got to know... Body and soul That you've got no doubts, inside and out We are whole... Body and soul Don't leave me out in the cold Just love body and soul Every day is getting better The more I trust I feel stronger, stronger Every kiss brings me closer It feels good to let
For The Guys. .
Redneck Man's pick up lines * Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away * Are yer parents retarded? Cuz you sure are special * My Love fer you is like diarrhea ...I can't hold it in * Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out * Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I sure can see myself in em' * If you in I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. * You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. *Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say somethin' that would break the ice." * I know I ain’t no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. * I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. * Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. * If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep till afternoon. and.... the best for last........ *Yer face reminds me of a wrench, ev'ry time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
What Hurts The Most
Have you ever wondered which hurts the most? Saying something and wishing you hadn't? or saying nothing and wishing you had? I guess the most important things are the hardest things to say. Don't be afraid to tell someone you love them. If you do, they might break your heart...if you don't, you might break theirs. Have you ever decided not to become a couple because you were so afraid of losing what you already had with that person? Your heart decides whom it likes and whom it doesn't. You can't tell your heart what to do. It does it on its own....when you least suspect it, or even when you don't want it to. Have you ever wanted to love someone with everything you had, but that other person was too afraid to let you? Too many of us stay walled up because we are too afraid to care too much...for fear that the other person does not care as much, or even at all. Have you ever denied your feelings for someone because your fear of rejection was too hard to handle? We tell lies w
Breaking Up
The sun went down and time went on. She told me of what was wrong. With every word I could feel her pain. In a lot of ways I felt the same. With every breath she took my heart. And soon, we will be miles apart. Can I not know love lasting. This is my dream, this is my passion. ....And she will be walking down some other street.
Me On Cam
Express Yourself LIVE
The Letter...
There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter read: "Dear God, I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension check. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with. I have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope. Can you please help me? Sincerely, Edna " The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman. The rest of the day, all the
When I Grow Out Of My Nightmares
When i grow out of my Nightmare One day when I grow up I will find out that all my nightmares came true But until that day will come... I will live my fantasies...and dreams I will fall in love with myself again... And find that my breakfast cereal is still warm.. But i am not sure I really want to grow up... Or even look in the mirror and count the wrinkles.. The wrinkles of pain and misfortune... And maybe i might look for my shoes.... But I just remembered my shirt needs ironing... .....Or is it my skin... Oh lord.... When I grow out of this nightmare.... Maybe Jack will make up his mind.... Whether to climb the beanstalk or jump the candlestick.. But what am i blabbing about.... this is only a nightmare. ...I have to wake up to relive my fantasies again... ....And dream...
What Cuss Words Really Mean...
The mom calls the husband a "bastard" and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?" and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?" His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "Shit" and billy said "Dad, whats shit" And then his dad says "Well billy, Shit is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fuck!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats fuck?" "Well billy fuck is a way cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello bitches and bastards, may i ta
Diet Tips
1, Find Fun Ways To Burn Calories : As Long as you keep it fun you will stick with it. Mixing dance and indoor cycling Rev classes at sports Club so you do not get borded. 2. SHOP FOR FRESH FOODS: Avoiding processed and packaged foods. stock up on organic fruit and vegetables from local Farmers Market. 3. TAKE THE GUILT OUT OF PIZZA: Good cooking tips from trainer or deitition whole grain tortillas with tomatoes turkey pepperioni and nonfat mozzerlla cheese. 4. GIVE YOURSELF A CUTOFF TIME: I never eat after 7pm usually before that any ways. Comsuining calories earlier in the day gives your body time to burn them off. You will have less up set stomachs to by doing this. 5. SLIP IN A DAILY MINI WORKOUT: At least 15 minutes a day even if just simple streching or strengthening exericise. Curves for womens great for both. 30 minutes 3 times a week you see results anymore time over that and you get them faster. 6. SHIP UP A POWER BREAKFAST: Start your day with protei
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer and at the appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife what he was entering by stating each letter out loud as he typed : P... E... N... I... S. His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied: PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH
The Night Before Thansk Giving (late)
Twas the night before Thanksgiving and in my sleep, strange dreams in my mind, began to creep. Thanksgiving leftovers beckoned the dark meat and white , But I fought the temptation with all of my might. Tossing and turing with anticipation. The thought of a snack became infatuation so to the kitchen I did race, flung open the door, And gazed at the fridge full of goodies galore, I gobbled up turkey and buttered potaotes, Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes. I felt myself swelling so plump and so round. Till all of sudden, I rose off the ground? I crashed through the ceiling floating into the sky. With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie. But I managed to yell as I soared past the tree. HAPPY EATING TO ALL PASS THE CRANBERRIES PLEASE. Author unknown
You're A Man...and I'm A Woman...
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It's a bad one. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So, you're a man... That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." The man replied,"I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle... My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Are
The Priest Hitchhiking!! Omg This Is So Funny
We Chicago Bears fans amuse ourselves by scaring every Green Bay fan we see strutting down the street with that obnoxious green & gold "G" on his shirt. We would swerve our cars as if to hit them, and then swerve back just missing them. One day, while driving along, I saw a priest. I thought I would do a good deed, so I pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going Father?" "I'm going to give mass at St. Francis Church, about 2 miles down the road," replied the priest. "Climb in, Father! I'll give you a lift!" The priest climbed into the rear passenger seat, and we continued down the road. Suddenly, I saw a Green Bay fan walking down the road, with that "G" shirt on and I instinctively swerved as if to hit him but, as usual, I swerved back into the road just in time. Even though I was certain that I had missed the guy, I still heard a loud "THUD." Not understanding where the noise came from, I glanced in my mirrors but still didn't see anything. I
Jennifer Knapp - Undo Me
Jennifer Knapp - Undo Me Lyrics Papa I think I messed up againWas it something I did? Was it something I said? I don't mean to do you wrong it's just this way of human nature!Sister I know I let you down. I can tell by the fact you're never comin around. You don't have to say a thing..I can tell by your eyes exactly what you mean That it's time to get down on my knees and pray.Lord undo me Put away this flesh and boneTil you own this spirit threw me.Lord undo me. Mama I know I made you cry But I never meant to hurt you I never meant to lie.While the world shook it's head in shameI let you take the blame.Brother I know you labored so hard to pleaseBut I cut you down and I left you on your kneesWell I know it must be Time To get down on my knees and pray.Lord undo mePut away this flesh and boneTil you own this spirit threw me.Lord undo me.... I am wanting, needing, guilty & greedy.Unrighteous, unholy undo me.Abba father you must wonder whyMore times than Peter I have
Lost Cherry Is The Place To Go To
some of you may agree or disagree with me.But the truth is lost cherry has a whole lot more features than myspace and is a lot faster too.On here you can give gifts to people also.That's just a few reasons i think lost cherry is better.
Immagrant From Myspace
well, i came from myspace. It sucks over there, so here i am. you can check me out there
Oh Balls
So glad this days almost over, then again i'll be bored tomorrow too. Wtf. I guess i'll load new pics tomorrow. That should kill about 3 minutes lol. Any ideas from anyone would help lol.
Something That Iritates Me To No End
people who think the world owes them, fact is life is rough deal with it, some people just cant hack it and they bring the rest of us down with them, nobody owes you shit thanks and have a nice day
Attractive Test
"Attractive Test" : Would you makeout with me me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] SEXI [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay [] Ugly! I look like.. [] A player [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf [] A friend [] A friend with benefits [] A possibility [] A loser If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe Would you rather.. [] Hook up with me [] Cuddle with me [] Date me [] Friends [] Friends with benefits On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me... [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 []OFF THA CHART What would you want me to be to you? [] Friend [] Girlfriend/Boyfriend [] Friend with benefits [] Husband/Wife Would you give me a lapdance? [] Heck Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe
Personal Beleives
"If a man cannot do what it is that he loves, he should struggle to love what it is that he does."
How Abnormal Are You?
You Are 28% Abnormal You are at low risk for being a psychopath. It is unlikely that you have no soul. You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess. You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection. You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement. You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?
If Love Only......
If love only knew how scared I was, How unsure of my happiness I could be. If love only knew how strange it seemed, That someone like you would be perfect for me If I was to say to the one who I met That love conquered all, surely I'd set A precedent bound by the thickness of fate And eventually love would slap me straight The pain that I feel is shadowed by nothing It is open, a wound which bleeds And like a man tethered to a bottle My world revolves around you Forgive me dear lady, my sadness consumes The shallow man, whose love you once knew Forgive me dear lady, your heart is released And with one final breath, if love only knew My heart, it has failed me, my mind faltered too To the faintest of glimpses I look for you Somehow you surround me in all that I do My heart is your victim, my love hurt you too If love only knew what it is that I'd do To remember the joy that we shared without sadness For what good is memory lest you have more to make And
Devtional For 1/30/07
A Cherokee Feast of Day by Joyce Sequichie Hifler Nothing is sweeter than to have a friend to rely on. We need each other to ease worry, to give and get reassurance. But when that reliance focuses on nothing but problems, then there needs to be a change toward solutions. Problems can make some people feel significant. The struggle can be too important and having someone hear all about it can detract from friendship. We can never do another person a greater service than to stop being a prop for unstable emotions. Love and care and support - but never be a prop. It steals the floor where a person needs to stand. ~ The Cherokee people do not desire to be involved in war, but self-preservation fully justifies them to the course they have adopted and they will be recreant to themselves if they do not sustain it. ~ JOHN ROSS - CHIEF, CHEROKEE NATION -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Elder's Meditation of the Day - January 30 "Brig
What A Kiss Means
Choose what u would do with me....then send me a comment.....later :) *Kiss on the stomich*------"let's have sex" *Kiss on the forehead*----"Forever u will be mine" *Kiss on the Ear*----"I'm horny" *Kiss on the Cheek*---"Were friends" *Kiss on the Hand*----"I adore u" *Kiss on the neck*----"We belong togeather" *Kiss on the shoulder*-------"I Want you" *Kiss on the lips*-----"I love you or want u" *Holding hands*------"We can learn to love" *Slap on the Butt*----"Thats mine" *Playing with the ear*----"I cant live with u" *Holding on tight*------"Dont let go" *Looking into eachothers eyes*--"Dont leave me" *Playing with hair*-----"Tell me u love me" *Arms aroung waist*----"I love you far to much to let go" *Laughing while kissing*---"I am completely comfortable with you"
Loss And Tragedies
A close friend of mine suffered tremedous losses the past 2 years. I feel for her I lost my grandparents when I was 17 and my own parents when I was 19. I have no siblings so I felt very much alone. If it wasnt for someone very special in my life I am not sure where I would be right now. I have my church and my boyfriend and many close friends that keep my up when I feel sooo down. Now it is my turn, please pray for my friend, she lost her grandmother, father and grandson this year. She has siblings but still feels very much alone. PLease keep her in your prayers. Thank you
Angel In Disguise You're my angel in disguise You read my soul with your eyes Your spirit has entered my heart And it's my hope we never part For you are so special to me, Without you, my heart would weep bitterly. You're my angel in disguise Your love comforts my cries At night you guide me through the strife And it is for that, my dear angel, I owe you my life.
In The Night
He comes to me each night and I long for the day to end just so I can be with him. He fills me with his spirit, and I am satiated. Each night I prepare myself for him. I lavish my body in a bath of lavender scented oils. I sponge the warm water over my skin and breathe in the sensual aroma of the candles. I let my hands wander over my body, feeling the softness of my skin. I feel I could almost sleep in this oasis of warmth and aroma. Wrapping myself in the thickest towel, I pat my skin dry. Small drops of water still drip from my shoulder length hair, causing tiny rivers down my spine as I move from the warm lush bathtub to the edge of my bed. Wanting to be soft to his touch, I smooth cream all over my skin with the palms of my hands. I want him to be surrounded by the sweet scent of my perfume. To be mesmerized by the silky feel of my skin. My fingers massage the cream into the calves of my legs and then up over my stomach. It is all I can do to resist the temptation of lett
Wet Wetness does not always pertain to water in an ocean, river or lake; Sometimes it refers to how I feel when I remember your embrace. I only have to think of you to remember me in your arms; My legs quivering, my mouth moaning I have fallen captive to your charms. I long to feel your body on mine to know the taste of satisfied love; To lie quietly in your arms we fit together like a hand to a glove. You are the sweetheart of my life you are my one sure bet; You never have to wonder babe . . . you can always keep me wet.
I've Said Goodbye....
Well...its been 22 days since we broke up .. and hes still telling me , i'll come around , holdon to hope .. don't walk out of my life .. I think he's just telling me that so he doesn't have to be alone .. WELL FUCK HIM!! .. last night i said goodbye in my heart .. and while yes i do still love him .. i will live my life or whatever without him .. why should i waste my time waiting for something/someone who may never get his shit together right ? So in another few days/weeks i should be ready to face the world as a single woman once again .. Hell i had fun for 5 yrs last time .. i'm sure i can have more fun this time around ...Hmmmm anyone wanna help me LoL
Cherry Tap
I'm loving all u Sweet Cherries u have showed me so much luv, and I'm just getting started. I'm here for lifeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
For Soldiers About To Rock (we Salute You)
PROMISE I promise you my love I promise you my heart I promise you my life I promise we'll never be apart I promise not to hurt you I promise to never make you cry I promise to always trust you I promise not to lie I promise you forever I promise you tonight I promise you my respect I promise to do things right I promise to always be there I promise until the end I promise to always love you I promise to be your best friend I promise you my love I promise you my life I promise this forever I promise our friendship is my life your the PEANUT to my BUTTER , your the STAR to my BURST, your the M to my M, your the POP to my TART, your the MILKY to my WAY, your the FRUIT to my LOOP, your the MILK to my DUDS, your the LUCKY to my CHARMS, your the ICE to my CREAM, but mostly.... your the BEST to my FRIEND
Tastes Like Heaven But Hot Like Hell
Please make sure to have your towels closer to you while reading this piece. Consider this a warning... I opened the door to the bathroom, warm in my rose red robe. You smiled at me, gently pulling me into a hug as you kissed me slow and soft, then hard and passionate as you ran your fingers through my long hair. I pulled away, smiling as I turned the shower on and slowly dropped my robe to the floor. I helped you undress, then led you into the shower. I lay down in the bath, the running water flowing over me, and pulled you down on top of me. We kissed hungrily as your hands explored my shoulders, back, stomach, bottom and thighs. Your mouth moved down to my neck as you rolled off me and lay your naked body beside mine. Slowly, gently you stroked my warm skin, your fingers moving lightly at first, then slower, harder. I felt a tingling between my legs and moved them apart. Your hands slid over my stomach and down to my vulva, stroking my inner thighs as you went. Your
Super Bowl Xli
So this is a blog about my prediction on the super bowl and to get comments about other people's thoughts. Well i'm a dallas cowboys fan and was very disappointed with the way that all ended. But I see Peyton Manning getting over his hump and winning the Super Bowl. Although it's a close game in my view, Rex Grossman will throw a late INT that will allow Manning to bring his team on the game winning drive. As the Colts win 31-27. Super Bowl MVP: Peyton Manning
Things To Know About Me
I love to have a good time Partying is one of my hobbies I don't take things too seriously unless i need to I say the work fuck a lot I'm not a virgin... I have my tongue pierced as well as my nipples I go to college at BV and it's kicking my ass I love my friends, and family I think Wal-mart is taking over corperate America I'm very random I'm a dork I love me.. but then again.. who doesn' There's never a dull moment with me In almost every conversation I have, sex comes up I'm where the party's at.. lol and there's never a dull moment with me... oh ya.. and the president of our college knows about all of my piercings.... Keep it rocking.. Lots of uncreepy love Methy
Ohhhhh,at Last Together !
I can't believe how long it has been. Four months apart is too long for newlyweds, to long for any couple that loves each other as much as we do. I see you look at me across the room, and I can tell your undressing me with your eyes. I lick my lips and stick my chest out a bit. At that prompt, you walk over to me, and hug me from behind. I can feel your hardness pressed against my spine, and all I can think about is how it would feel inside me. I slowly place my hand behind my back and massage your swollen shaft. I hear you groan in my ear. "Oh, God," I think as you start grinding your hard maleness into me. I take your hand and lead you upstairs to bed. You lift my shirt and start gently teasing my breasts. I can't believe how good you feel. You kiss down my stomach to my pants, and slowly unzip them. As you slide off my pants you realize I'm not wearing underwear, and I hear you groan again. This time more urgently. "That's it," I think and I take your clothes off. As you lie me on t
My Soldier And Our Daughter
People often forget about how hard it is on the families left behind! How hard it is to be away from your loved one for more than a year at a time. To get an unexpected knock at the door and be afraid to answer it cause it could be some commander and a chaplain to give you the horrible news that your soldier is gone. To be afraid to fall asleep or leave the house in case he happens to call cause you dont want to miss it!To wait for the mailman to come hoping to get a letter. To watch your children grow and know he's missing it. To explain to your children where daddy is, why he's there, and that no matter what he loves them! To go from partner parenting to single parenting every other year. This is a quote hat I find true and dear to me! "Dying in service to our country is not nearly as hard as loving someone who has died in service to our country" Col. Steven A. Arrington
5 Important Business Concepts
5 Important Business Concepts Corporate Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel," After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?" Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Corporate Lesson 2: A priest offered a lift to a
Thank You, Joy
I would just like to give special thanks to Joy, who has just bought me a platinum cherry, I never thought I would end up with one of these ever. Thank you for all the pic ratings and the appreciation of the artwork, you have made me feel quite special today. no pictures of yourself no add@ CherryTAP
The Army Wife
The Army Wife We are proud to be Americans But more than that we are proud of you. We do not wear the brown and green Or answer to a sergeants call. We do not wear our rank on our shoulder, But we are every bit an American Soldier. We dont have the luxury of proper training. We arent given any preparation time. We didnt sign on the dotted line, But we are now contracted for life. We dont march in cadence or salute When an officer walks by. We stand among the silent ranks Our devotion is absolute. At home alone we stay, Our life is defined by the Armys way. We take the loneliness in strife, Its part of being a soldiers wife. We dont go off to war or carry a gun, But the days we live are no more fun. We are not given orders or sent to the front line, Our role in this war is harder to define. We must smile to hide our tears And laugh to cover all of our fears. We hold our heads high as we watch them leave And wait for the calls and letters we hope well re
You Have A Booger On Your Face.
I was typing something else in this here box and it sucked monkey nuts. So *poof* it's been replaced by this. Which also sucks monkey nuts. Lucky monkeys.
Zee First Time...
The first time… what a magical moment it is. In my dream of our first time, I picture that I arrive before you, preparing the room in anticipation for the much-awaited first union of our souls. I place cherry & vanilla candles throughout the room, creating a path of halos to light your way to me. A fire burns strongly in the stone fireplace, the smell of cedar filling the air. I put in a CD of Kenny G. The soft sultry sounds of a sax fill my head, the music dancing with my soul. I draw a bath to relax my nerves before your arrival. As I undress the steam in the room caresses my body, a sheen of sweat beads on my forehead. I pull my hair up and climb into the sunken tub. The white fluffy bubbles envelope me and the fragrance of Rafinee fills the air. The candles cast a comforting glow on the walls as I begin to unwind from the days work. I lay back, my eyes closed, letting the music transport me to another place. Time passes and with it the day's troubles fall like aged leaves on a t
Most of you know by reading my profile alot about me but not many of you see that I am very deep and not just goofy most of the time. Alot of poeple on here say they hate life and that makes me wanna scream cause life is worth living all you have to do is change to that you can be happy while being bored cause you still know its gunna be a good day...Yes I do get down at times myself but I mean when your down must you hate life also...theres something for everyone to think about, to be continued.....................................
dianna got her salon placement early on in the game. if i had no life before, itll be even worse now...but itll only be for 7 months... it'll be worth it in the end i hope.
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A New Start
Petal by petal in turn breaks away as the lifeless stem with the breeze gently sways. Piece by piece falling apart like the pieces of my broken heart but the season has changed as the sun shines through the rain a small seedling can be found sprouting from the freshly damp ground. A new life portraying a new start both for the rose and my resurrecting heart. ~Nina R. January 11, 2001
Party Weekend
I cannot believe my birthday is this weekend(woohoo!)will be celebrateing my birthday in florida in tampa (specifically ybor city)going to party it up! I still cannot believe i will be 40 years old! well it is just a number but i am going to party like its 1999 thou (haha!)i have a challenge thrown out to one of my friends, i challenged her to see who can drink the most fishbowl margaritas (lol). These bad boys are 48 ounces,it will come down to who is the best of the best and get carried out of the place.
Rock N Roll Tribute To Heroes
No Time At All
I used to sing all the time. I've got a three and a half-octave range (including falsetto), and women have told me I have a beautiful voice. (Okay, so one guy did, too, but he was a pastor trying to recruit me for the choir.) But I just haven't felt like I had time for years. Right now, I'm having to do 20 hours of overtime a week just to make ends meet, so it looks like I'll not have any time to sing for a while.
Where The Sidewalk Ends
Where the Sidewalk Ends by Shel Silverstein There is a place where the sidewalk ends And before the street begins, And there the grass grows soft and white, And there the sun burns crimson bright, And there the moon-bird rests from his flight To cool in the peppermint wind. Let us leave this place where the smoke blows black And the dark street winds and bends. Past the pits where the asphalt flowers grow We shall walk with a walk that is measured and slow, And watch where the chalk-white arrows go To the place where the sidewalk ends. Yes we'll walk with a walk that is measured and slow, And we'll go where the chalk-white arrows go, For the children, they mark, and the children, they know The place where the sidewalk ends.
My World With You.
A world for you and me. A world which we share with one another. This little piece of the world that is ours. Means the whole world to me. Because your are my world. A world, where when it rains. The sun shines through. Turing darkness to light in my eyes. A light which glows oh so bright. Leading me to the path that lead to you. That path, may come to a stand still. But even at a stand still. You make it worth wild. You make every day in are little world. A great day, a wonderful day. With you there is not one day I don't enjoy. As long as you keep the world going. I can't help but love the world. Your the world to me. Your so the world to me. You mean more then my world. Because your world with mine. It's what makes the world go around for me. Without you here in this world. Is a world without happiness. You bring happiness in my heart and in my smile. You make everything great. Everything with you is wonderful. Your my kind of wonderful. Your my worl
Another Emo Episode Of Emotion
been feeling like shit today and yesterday. i hate the fact thati have to snoop to find things. i hate how the person i can trust the most can still stab me in the back and not expect me to find out. i hate how i can run off someone who's been there for 3 years and stood with me thru thick and thin (the backstabber and the one who stood with me arent the same people). i hate my life, i hate not being able to eat without wanting to gag, i hate not being able to pay attention in class no matter how hard i try...i hate questioning and second-guessing everything that's said to me. i hate wanting romance and only gettin used. i hate feeling like i'm pushing myself on someone. i hate feeling like the loner. i hate being the fool, i hate this pain, i hate crying late at night. i hate being me... i hate being bitter and being this way...
Niagara Dance
I saw the silvery reflection in the picture frame, displaying a bunch of my friends and I at Niagara Falls. There were my two best friends, their boyfriends and a tall man playfully grinning at while I stuck out my tongue. I turned to him, and seeing his smile, I couldn't help but lean up can kiss those oh-so-kissable lips. Surprised, he bit my bottom lip playfully. Suddenly, here am I am back at my desk, staring at the picture frame, at the memories. I smile, hearing the front door being opened. Once he is within hearing distance, I start grumbling on how many more papers I have yet to grade. He hears and a grin splashes his face as he leans in the door. I have already rushed up to him and presented him with a rough and sensual kiss. I feel his tense, wide shoulders relax under my warm touch. His strong arms cascade down my back, his large hands resting on my buttocks. I giggle and he replies by squeezing my pelvis closer to his. Moaning softly, I tilt my head as his lips run do
Another Untitled Poem
These memories, these faces are all faded. It makes me feel kind of jaded, its kind of hard to say, its almost hard to speak. I waited to feel good, now I sit and listen, its like noone knows me. Could you teach me these lessons or can you see through me? We're all running round in circles. For who does this bell ring? Why does it ring, why does it change anything? My road calls me closer as it gets closer to the end, I can see the apocalypse coming. Its not scaring me, I'll send myself into the darkness, sacrifice myself and save everyone else from meeting the same fate as me. Your face is cut,I'll watch you bleed, my vision is red,soon I'll see visions of the dead.
Sometimes in life, you find a special friend; someone who changes your life by being a part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop; someone who makes you believe that there really is good in this world. Someone who convinces you that there is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it. This is forever friendship. When you're down, and the world seems dark and empty, your forever friend lifts you up in spirit and makes that dark and empty world suddenly seem dark and full. Your forever friend gets you through the hard times, and the sad times, and the confused times. If you turn and walk away your forever friend follows. If you lose your way, your forever friend guides you and cheers you on. Your forever friend holds your hand and tells you that everything is going to be a-okay.. you are that friend...
Online Purchase!!
okay, so I purchased a complete season of a certain show that hasnt been on the air from a site that sells seasons of tv series. I paid eighty bucks for a burned copy from the season and not all the episodes are from the same channel!! Not to mention that the first disc doesnt even bloody work!! And the quality of the picture is udder crap, and so is the sound....not to mention that burning copies of dvds and selling them to people is illegal. We got screwed , make sure you dont! If you would like the name of the website...send me a shout.
He walks by every day and every night. His body speaks, on the inside. Under his breath he feels his emotions, and under his grasps for air come frustration that in his eye'll never change. Hes walked by before, now when he does it he'll ignore where she was, where she is. They danced before and the summer saw them, times not over but one day maybe they'll see. One night he leaves a card, he wants to see her face again. He can't be romantic anymore, that part of him is fading away,again. It'll be lost like everythihg else forever more. Cellar door, in the back of his mind, he asks what he must do to make her mine? He'll go back with those cards of his, and let it all go, but not let his emotions flow in case nothing comes back from this. He remembers her from when they first spoke, and where they did meet. From the season when he gave up, instead they would soon meet, he'll wish she would never give up.
What Your Birth Month Reveals
Your Birth Month is September Tolerant and inspirational, you are wise beyond your years. You are universally sympathetic and a great humanitarian. Your soul reflects: Devotion, light, and love Your gemstone: Sapphire Your flower: Morning Glory Your colors: Brown and deep blue What Does Your Birth Month Mean?
Mariachi Static On My Radio......
well, i hear mariachi static on my radio And the tubes they glow in the dark And i'm there with her in ensenada And i'm here in echo park Carmelita, hold me tighter I think i'm sinking down... And i'm all strung out on heroin On the outskirts of town Well i'm sittin' here playing solitaire With my pearl handled deck The county won't give me no more methadone And they cut off your welfare check Carmelita, hold me tighter I think i'm sinking down... And i'm all strung out on heroin On the outskirts of town Well i pawned my smith corona And i went to meet my man He hangs out down on alvarado street At the pioneer chicken stand Carmelita, hold me tighter I think i'm sinking down And i'm all strung out on heroin On the outskirts of town Carmelita, hold me tighter I think i'm sinking down And i'm all strung out on heroin On the outskirts of town
Stabbing Westward-shame
I only see myself reflected in your eyes So all that I believe I am essentially are lies And everything I've hoped to be or ever thought I was Died with your belief in me so who the hell am I? I don't know if I'm real without you What is left of me without you? I don't know what's real with you How can I exist without you? I'm wandering around confused Wondering why I try The more that you deny my pain The more it intersifies... I pray for someone to ache for me the way I ache for you If you ignore that I'm alive I've nothing to cling to I don't know if I'm real without you What is left of me without you? I don't know what's real without you How can I exist without you? I stare in this mirror So tired of this life If only you would speak to me or care if I'm alive Once I swore I would die for you But I never meant like this I never meant like this I don't know if I'm real without you What is left of me without you? I don't know what's real without you How ca
Pleaseeee With Cherries On Top
What's Your Inner Eye Color
Your Inner Eye Color Is Green You're off-scale unique and creative - just like green eyes You're peaceful, relaxed, and easy to be around You've got an exotic flair that draws men in... with unique beauty. What's Your Inner Eye Color?
The Story Of The Snake
The Story About The Tiny Frogs
> The story about the tiny frogs…. > > Life's lesson > > No. 1 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There once was a bunch of tiny frogs,... > > > … who arranged a running competition. > > The goal was to reach the top of a very high tower. > > A big crowd had gathered around the tower to see the race and cheer on the contestants... > > > The race began... > > > > > > Honestly: > > No one in the crowd really believed that the tiny frogs would reach the top of the tower. > > You heard statements such as: > > "Oh, WAY too difficult!! > > They will NEVER make it to the top." > > or: > > "Not a chance that they will succeed. The tower is too high!" > > > > The tiny frogs began collapsing. One by one... > > ... Except for those who in a fresh tempo were climbing higher and higher... > > The crowd continued to yell > > "It is too difficult!!! No one will make it!" > > > > More tiny f
Piture Box
Cool Slideshows
Where to begin. So for the majority of my late teen and adult years I have had multitudes of people "remind" me that I have a bad attitude. I knew I did, but I thought it was just a little quirk of mine that only some super sensitive people would just have to get over, because that is me and they should love me for me. Boyfriend after boyfriend would tell me that we broke up because my attitude sucks. I thought it was a cop-out. There is so much more to me than me stinky attitude, and the rest of me totally rocks. I mean like supreme coolness. Part of my stinky attitude is my horrible stubbornness. So being the stubborn me I refused to try to fix my "attitude" because I want to be me, and thats part of me. Here lately Im not really sure if its my current depressed state/situation or what my problem is, but this little attitude of mine has really shown me its true colors. Wait, does that make sense? OK, what I mean is my attitude has been more prominent lately. I have been a total
well im not much in the mood for slowpoke cherrytap tonight. so i'm off to shower and then to bed. sweet dreams. see ya tomorrow after work. and to all those that have ice, wind and snow - drive carefully and be SAFE!
I Was Thinking Of You
Something in your eyes I know I can't resist. Something in the air I don't know why. You were always here for me since I've been on my own. 'Cause of you I know you'll never let me cry. Can I believe that your heart still beats for me? Let me receive a sign that your my destiny. I wanna know. Gimme a reason for me to believe in can't you see in my eyes? I need a reason for why I'm not still grieving. To you I'll never say goodbye. 'Cause deep in my heart I know there's a reason. Why I'm never leaving. Your why I'm never alone. You've given me a reason for me to believe in. And you're my reason.
Your Babies Smell
There is a reason I don't want to have your babies. They smell funny. Oh... you wanted me to have new babies for you? Ok, now I'm all confused. I'm a man. With a penis thingy. I don't know nothin bout birthin no babies. Finally! I've been needing to type that line all damn day and was stuck trying to figure out how I would do it.
well its been 3 days since i fell down the steps, and muh mom is bitchin at me...i told her i cant work if i cant walk, plus i got money n~e~wayz. thought one of muh rommiez(one i hate) was moving, but is now not..damn..but on the good newz hes movin in april. but i got bud for thearputic use(yah rite) but hopefully i can get to work sooner, cuz still gotta get that paper. jus got word of gettin a new spot, hell yah...peace,love and happy smoke..holla..ima out
It Made Me Think.
Do you think angels have anal? Do you think I've suffered long enough? Do you think I've had too much sugar today? Weeeeeeeeeeeeee! hehe... i said "anal".
If I Had Only Known........ ( Reba Mcentire)
If I had only known it was the last walk in the rain, I’d keep you out for hours in the storm. I would hold your hand, like a life line to my heart. Underneath the thunder we’d be warm. If I had only known it was the last walk in the rain. If I had only known I’d never hear your voice again, I’d memorize each thing you’ve ever said. And on those lonely nights, I could think of you once more. Keep your words alive inside my head. If I had only known I’d never hear your voice again. You were the treasure in my hand. You were the one who always stood beside me. So unaware, I foolishly believed that you would always be there. But then there came a day, And I turned my head and you slipped away. If I had only known it was my last night by your side, I’d pray a miracle stop the dawn. And when you smiled at me I would look into your eyes And make sure you know my love for you goes on and on. If I had only known, If I had only known, The love I would have shown, i
Who You'd Be Today (kenny Chesney)
Sunny days seem to hurt the most I wear the pain like a heavy coat I feel you everywhere I go I see your smile, I see your face I hear you laughin' in the rain Still can't believe you're gone. It ain't fair you died too young Like a story that had just begun But death tore the pages all away God knows how I miss you All the hell that I been through Just knowin' no one could take your place Sometimes I wonder Who you'd be today. Would you see the world, would you chase your dreams Settle down with a family I wonder what would you name your babies Somedays the sky's so blue I feel like I can talk to you And I know it might sound crazy. It ain't fair you died too young Like a story that had just begun But death tore the pages all away God knows how I miss you All the hell that I been through Just knowin' no one could take your place Sometimes I wonder Who you'd be today. Today, today, today Today, today, today. Sunny days seem to hurt the most I we
~~for Men Only~~warning**graphic~~
>> Subject: Probably no trade-in value! >> >> If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about >> trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and >> scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull, >> but that's not the worst of it. >> >> My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see >> things up close. >> >> My traction is not as graceful as it once was. >> >> I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of >> weather. >> >> My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. >> >> It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. >> M y fuel rate burns inefficiently. >> >> But here's the worst of it -- >> >> Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....either my radiator >> leaks or my exhaust backfires.
So you can lick your own nipples. Big deal. I can too. If I take them out of the jar.
Random Quotes
Farmer In Court
A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking Company's Lawyer was questioning Clyde. "Didn't you say, at the moment of the accident, "I'm fine?" asked the lawyer. Clyde responded, "well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the..." I did not ask you for any details", the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, "I'm fine!" Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road." The lawyer interrupted again and said "Judge, I'm trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the highway patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he's trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question." By this time the judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer and said to the lawyer "I like to hear wha
It's Still My Day.
Ok. I want to start this off by informing you, the reader of a few things. 1. Today, January 30th 2007 is my 24th Birthday. 2. As such, I may or may not have had a few old friends over. 3. As such, I may or may not have had a few "adult beverages" 4. As such, I may or may not be inebriated. There, now that we have all of that out of the way, here's what I have to say today. An old friend of mine who served with me overseas posted a new blog today. He's a very right-wing kind of fellow who believes with great sincerity that the Democrats are ruining this country. I'm not so close minded as to think that he is totally off, but I never cared much for his political standpoints. The guy is kind of a troglodyte when it comes to that kind of stuff. What do you expect? He re-enlisted! Anyhow, Where was I? Oh yeah! I don't blog mutch here. I'm one of those people who matured into the world of personal networking websites with MySpace. My good friend Nic introduced me to it a fe
My First Montage
Hey.. This is the very first picture montage that I have created. I think it came out very well. Take a look and let me know what you think.
im sitting in my office with absolutely nothing to do and im bored out of my fucking mind. i wish that i knew where there was a party. maybe if i could get trashed then i wouldn't be so bored. anyway. blah. steve-o
Va Hosp, Jibberish
Bf should be home from the hospital tomorrow depending on the VA and their efficency. The doctor asked him why he was here..Bf told him and what was done. The doctor said something to the fact about the dumbass doctor that admitted him should have never admitted bf in the first place. Bf said the dumbass doctor was standing behind the other doctor when this was said...would have LOVED to have been a fly on the wall while listening to the conversation between them! They admitted him for a 'walk-in' procedure., most of the time I wonder about the ability that hospital has. And bf wants me to start paperwork for me to be seen at the VA Hosp. (I am prior military). I am not in hurry to do this!! Hope you all have an extra blanket or someone to snuggle with as it is suppose to be freezing the next couple of days! What is strange is I am sitting here shirtless(not braless) because my night sweats have started. Burning up, here! Wet dreams everybody!
My Holy Book
Woman of mine Robe thyself In queenly attire And come lie upon My chivalrous chest And allow me to number The pretty layers of your heart As if they were sheets Of holy papyrus And write upon them Our romantic love story Instantly turning your heart Into my book of love That will beat forevermore Woman of mine Follow me Into my dressing chamber And allow me To protect my book of love By covering it With a jacket of my Shining-knight commitment to you Woman of mine Lead me Out into the night air And allow me to shine My starlit eyes upon you As I open up your heart Layer by layer And read Our story of romantic love To listening ears Of all those beneath the sky
The Vibrator
I Still Need You!!
I am still in need of comment bombers.. PLEASE I AM BEGGING!!
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And,the Moonflower !
Breathtakingly beautiful Is the glowing of moonflowers When the night awakes And fills the earth with darkness But a greater taker of breaths Is the beautiful look aglow On a woman’s face When her man awakes During the still of night And fills her world With moonlit visions Of falling forever in love with him Magical is the way moonflowers Quickly open up at night And remain open, until touched On its dark green leaves By rays of morning sunshine But more magical Is the way a woman's heart Slowly opens up over time For her man And will remain open for him As long as he shines His love-light upon her Tonight I will tie up my woman With moonflower vines And hold her captive While I make captivating love unto her From the rising of the moon Until the moment, the flowery vines She is held captive with Gives up its glow To the morning sunshine
This Is Dedicated To Those Born 1930-1979 (repost)
subject: This is dedicated to those Born 1930-1979 (repost) date: 2007-01-30 22:40:37 This is dedicated to those Born 1930-1979! TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the riskswe took hitchhiking . As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually di
I Dare You...
I dare you to dream... Take some time for introspection, then use your dream for your direction.. I dare you to care... We are all intertwined, just free your mind. I dare you to do... Speaking does not equate to done, without a deed the deed's still none. I dare you to believe... Believe that we hold our own fate, and it is never too late. I dare you to live...
The Meaning Of Icp?
Once all 6 have risen, the end of time will consume us all. An onimous statement that has echoed loudly to this day for all of us who follow the group ICP, the Insane Clown Posse. What did the message exactly mean though? We all knew that there would be six joker's cards, but with each card, there were many hidden messages. This is a look at what may be the message hidden in the music, because quite simply, there are such deep riddles in this music that only Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope would be able to tell the true meaning. Yet, they will only tell us that it's simply there for us to take it as we choose to, so this is how I took their message. In life, we are all at some point or another hurt, crushed, and lacking the hope to continue with life. When our souls are dying, when our heart feels so empty and dead, is when a necromancer appears in our lives. Stalking those already dead souls, he casts halls of illusions, implements southwest voodoo or even a simple hokus pokus, and
When Hell Freezes Over...
Ok, today, for some crazy reason, I began thinking... i know... crazy... Anyways, one of these days, i do want to get remarried.... and in algebra today, i planned my wedding... So, this is how it goes... in GA, there is this place called Calaway Gardens... it's really pretty... there is this bridge, very small one, there... I remember being so afraid of it as a kid... but my mom used to walk over it with me, showing me it was safe... Well, I want to get married there, by that bridge... and I just want my close friends and family there.. like tiff, sarah, "mom", jill, beau, their kids, my kids (OF COURSE)... OH OH OH saige could be my ring bearer!!! and anyways... then the guy i marry, had better not have a large family... cuz i don't want A LOT of people... and it to be a quiet, peaceful event... and i want to write my own vows, so he had better write them... And i want to read something... (if you really wanna know, i'll tell u but i'm not putting it here) And I want there t
Love Sucks
I sit here thinking how could this be all we do is fight are we really ment to be can this be true is my heart playing tricks on me or am i falling for the wrong person my mind has so much grief in it my heart has so much pain and hurt do you know i cry at night because i am afraid your not the one i thought you was i sit here thinking im lying to myself lying to my heart that you could be that perfect one you yelled i cried did you come to me no you played your game and left me all alone how could i have been dumb enough To fall in love with someone like you i didnt even know you and i told you i loved you i told you my life story and all you had to say was i love you and there i went right into your arms like a foul i was to have done that how could i have been a foul to let my guard down to fall inlove with someone i didnt even know he loved me you was just someone new you showed me a good time a few times but that was it
Older Women
older women Body: 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining abo ut it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and
Another Peom From Me To You
my sunshine, my sunshine is someone who, is there at night, there in the morning, who puts there feelings aside, to make other people happy, who makes work happy, who makes life happy, its not the sun shining bright, its your smile on a cloudy day, is someone worth living for, someone i could care for, my sunshine is someone like you.
My First blog and the pressure on writing something sensational is almost too much to bear. It's important to write something insightful, witty and intelligent so that people don't just think i'm some knuckle dragging neanderthal and that i might actually be someone they might want to know. I've got to be careful of spelling errers so i don't come off looking stoopid cause really i'm quite an intelligent fellow! I want to show off my true personality without coming off pretentious but still i can't understate myself at the same time. I'm not sure how people can do this without going insane!!! Screw it! I'm off to the pub......
The Bloody Kiss
The bloody kiss Ripping at the tribal thread From the group a outcast is born Hanging on a chain link fence craving the Vampirisms I seek With two marks dripping of sin I found a satisfaction, peace within Feeding on my lonely soul She gave me life but made me cold Ripping skin a jagged edge As I lay within her bed A lusting feeling in my head Being drained left for dead My days are black with no light With her I plunder giving me warmth That feels right With walls of cloth sleeping in the cage Nine inch nails fastens my rage With eternity to grow and a bloody thirst I pray that I will quench her thirst Falling upon a wooden stake Hoping our love will never be forsake Scott Baker
There's A Lot On My Mind Tonight.
The first is the unwritten rule of Cherry Tap that I even caught onto my first few minutes logged on, that you "Always" rate someone else's profile a 10. Why is this? I understand the courtesy that by rating a ten you place this person higher up, but what about people who genuinly put no effort into the profile, or who have done so, but you, yes you, not the you that you let the public just see, but the real individual who is capable of thought, I know I'm asking a lot of you to identify not with the individualistic copy of the you that you let everyone see but the real you that is like everyone else but unique because that similarity is in fact just coincidence not the result of societies influence, yes what if you come across a profile that genuinly offends you or you think just sucks? What are the guidelines there? These profiles are few and far between yes I know, but I've come across them, and honestly do not know how to rate them, because if I give them a 1 or a 5 or a 7 l
More Beautiful Are Women
Beautiful are butterflies Acting as messengers of nature Who do not bite, Sting or transmit diseases But More beautiful are women Acting as messengers of God Who romantically bite On the male species And sting them With their feminine passion As they transmit Their heavenly love into men’s souls Beautiful are butterflies being watched By a person with binoculars As a form Of outdoor enjoyment But More beautiful are women being watched By a marriage-minded man As a way Of selecting his blushing bride-to-be Beautiful is a White Admiral Butterfly In dappled sunlight Drinking the sweet liquid Secreted by bramble flowers But More beautiful is a Take-Charge Woman In morning rays of sunlight Taking in the sweetness Secreting from her man’s Flowery-soft love Butterflies and Women Both are beautiful In their own unique ways But they alike in one way, As both move about With carefree ease And add beauty To wherever they are
damn all i can say is fukk im so fukkin sikk an tired of lies fukk im sorry bout this shit but fukk a bunch of lies!!!!!!
"i Am Meth"
"I AM METH" (This was written by a young Indian girl who was in jail for drug charges, and was addicted to meth. She wrote this while in jail. As you will soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in this simple, yet profound poem. She was released from jail, but, true to her story, the drug owned her. They found her dead not long after, with the needle still in her arm.) Please keep praying for our Children, Teens, Young adults. Understand, this thing is worse than any of us realize... My Name: "Is Meth" I destroy homes, I tear families apart, take your children, and that's just the start. I'm more costly than diamonds, more precious than gold, The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold. If you need me, remember I'm easily found, I live all around you - in schools and in town I live with the rich; I live with the poor, I live down the street, and maybe n
The Legend Of St. Valentine
The story of Valentine’s Day begins in the third century with an oppressive Roman emperor and a humble Christian martyr. The emperor was Claudius II. The Christian was Valentinus . Claudius had ordered all Romans to worship twelve gods, and he had made it a crime punishable by death to associate with Christians. But Valentinus was dedicated to the ideals of Christ, and not even the threat of death could keep him from practicing his beliefs. He was arrested and imprisoned. During the last weeks of Valentinus’ life a remarkable thing happened. Seeing that he was a man of learning, the jailer asked whether his daughter, Julia, might be brought to Valentinus for lessons. She had been blind since birth. Julia was a pretty young girl with a quick mind. Valentinus read stories of Rome’s history to her. He described the world of nature to her. He taught her arithmetic and told her about God. She saw the world through his eyes, trusted in his wisdom, and found comfort in his quiet stre
Natural Selection
I am only 20 years old I'm not interested in hooking up with anyone over 25 all you dusty old men need to wake up and save your love for your wife because I'm not even going to bother answering your plea I barely like men as it is. So I certainly am not interested in being with someone old enough to be my father.

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