Fubar Blog Posts 4

I Woke Up With My Last Smoke
And fuckin put it in my mouth backwards and tried to smoke filter for like a minute all like "what the fuck? Why's it not lighting?" like a dumbass lmao it sucked that was my last one for a little while.

To The End With My Best Friend...
TO THE END WITH MY BEST FRIEND. My dearest grandma I’ve come today To finally say what I’ve wanted to say I don’t quite know where to start Because this is coming straight from my heart Born February 22, 1924 with a beautiful face Passed August 9, 1994 to a peaceful place August 13th I cried and grieved so long Trying for you, to keep my heart strong I’m missing you with all my heart I wasn’t ready for you to part I think and dream of you everyday Even sometimes it makes me feel grey Sometimes I wake at night I don’t know if it’s true…that sight Your standing there beside my bed Your sweet hand touching my head It makes me feel warm, safe, and at peace Even though you should be deceased Your spirit will live on forever Me forget you…I couldn't ever Your body may already be gone With me, your soul will always live on I’ll come visit as much as I can Mrs. Martha Mary Trenaman I love you so very much It’s my heart that you’ve touched I don’t like saying goodb

Test For Early Dementia
Test for Dementia 1. What do you put in a toaster? Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to Question 2. 2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink? Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously overstressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as Children's World. If you said "water" then proceed to question 3. 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from? Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks,

Thanks To All The Men And Woman Serving Our Country
This one put a tear in my eye... HOOAH!! THANKS TO THE ORIGINAL POSTER FOR THIS... WONDERFUL!!... GOD BLESS ALL OUR SOLDIERS/MARINES/AIRMEN/NAVYMEN INCLUDING MY PERSONAL SOLDIER...MY HUSBAND!!! SHOW HIM SOME LOVE ON HERE AND WHEN YOU SEE A SOLDIER PLEASE THANK THEM FOR WHAT THEY DO... IT WASNT THEIR DECISION TO BE SENT OVERSEAS.. THEY JOINED TO KEEP OUR COUNTRY SAFE!! Army Papi 718@ CherryTAP

Silent Tears
A thunderous silence breaks through my thoughts. What was once many great ideas is now a triumph, lost. Baffling words tumble through my mind. Reflections of darkness hover. A disturbing peacefulness beckons to me, and inside myself, I take cover. What would it be like to stay there forever? To be lost in all my cares? From the inside, looking out - I cry silent tears.

Stash Update !
Happy hump day all!! Hope your week is going well. i have added some pics to my stash. They are very clever - they are hand paintings of animals and birds, it's very clever how it's done. Stop by and show some love !! A big thanks to those who have already stopped by and shown some love ((hugs)) Love Lin xx

Hey
HEY EVERYONE NEEDS TO GET ALONG AND THOSE OF YOU THAT ARE NOT ON MY FRIENDS LIST IM SAYING THIS ESPECIALLY TO ICEBITCH LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE AND QUIT MESSING WITH MY FRIENDS. ITS RIDICULOUS HOW PEOPLE THAT ARE SUPPOSE TO BE GROWN UP AND RESPONSIBLE HAVE TO MEASURE TO SUCH STUPIDITY AND IMMATURITY. WE ARE ALL ADULTS HERE SO ACT IT.

Military Wives
M moral boosters I intellegent L loving I intent on survival T team players A all together R rely on eash other Y YES WE CAN!! W willing to give I inventive V very supportive E eternally grateful S some dont understand copyright 21Feb07 Erin Francis

If You Read It Dont Matter
alright I am still pretty new at everything i have had the worse day today it sucks will ill be working on my page so it wont say nothing about me the pics will be there i will also be putting up more it just takes a lot longer when you have a kid or more now that I am older i understand and feel sorry for my mother and dont no how she did it but my son who is now 1 years old he is t he best thing that has happen to me but how did i end up with 3 others will guess i inherited them there my sisters but lately i always seem to have them can never get nothing dont on top of it i havent been feeling wheel so i missed a day of work it was nice cuz i work 2 jobs and go to school but take my son to my jobs lucky me lol will i think more points can anyone help me my sisters always think we are competeing i hate it but i dont like to lose to them so i guess ill say goodbye for now talk at you laters mmfwcl misfit

Finally Found It!
Ah ha!!!!!! Finally!!! I have found what I do and where I go to get started up with trail racing! I was looking in the right place all along, I just over looked where I needed to go. Now I'm trying to find out the locations of all races in my District because I dont have a truck yet so that's going to be a problem. I need to either buy a truck or trailer & hitch for my car by the end of this year. And yeah, my car can pull a trailer, I'm not crazy :)

I'm Standing In The Way
You're not ready For the world outside You keep pretending, but you just can't hide I know I said that I’d Be standing by your side But I Your path's unbeaten, And it's all uphill And you can meet it, But you never will And I’m the reason that you're standing still But I I wish I could say The right words To lead you through this land Wish I could play the father And take you by the hand Wish I could stay here But now I understand I’m standing in the way The cries around you, You don't hear at all 'Cause you know I’m here To take that call So you just lie there when You should be standing tall But I I wish I could Lay your arms down And let you rest at last Wish I could Slay your demons But now that time has passed Wish I could stay here Your stalwart, standing fast But I'm Standing in the way I’m just standing In the way

Rest In Peace
I died So many years ago But you can make me feel Like it isn't so And why you come to be with me I think I finally know mmm-mmm You're scared Ashamed of what you feel And you can't tell the ones you love You know they couldn't deal Whisper in a dead man's ear It doesn't make it real That's great But I don't wanna play 'Cause being with you touches me More than I can say And since I’m only dead to you I’m saying stay away and Let me rest in peace Let me rest in peace Let me get some sleep Let me take my love and bury it In a hole 6-foot deep I can lay my body down But I can't find my, sweet release So let me rest in peace I know I should go But I follow you like a man possessed There's a traitor here beneath my breast And it hurts me more than you've ever guessed If my heart could beat, it would break my chest but I can see you're unimpressed So leave me be and Let me rest in peace Let me get some sleep Let

Why
some one tell me why we continue to live even when we know things arent going to improve. my friend barbara says these things help so lets see. i just want someone to tell me why we live our lives when they are nothing but meaningless shit. for so long ive been surviving...why cant i just for once have something worth a damn. the only good that ive got in my life right now is my man. theres nothing i look foward to more than coming home to him...or him coming home to me. but there are still times when i wonder if everyone and myself included wouldnt be better off if i werent here. so many times ive looked a knife with wonder and believing that it would drain all my pain out. i guess this is just my moment of self pity. ill be alright. i hope. with love to all those who love me.

Aries
Once you have opened this, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist. Read your sign, then forward in a new email with your zodiac sign and label, or you'll get bad luck for the number of years stated in your sign description. This is real. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there. ..:VIRGO:. The Virgin Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. ..:SCORPIO:. The sex addict Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser

Update Of Shinn
been a lot more busy than normal My Auntie went into the hospital last night because of a heartattack and well have not heard much so all i can do is sit back and wait and hope for the best. went for a bike ride with TJ today and then we took a walk all over town. grandparents are doing ok for what is expected. just keeping all who read in the know goodnight Shinndiggin

Sorry
ok I am leaving for about 4 weeks sorry but it can not be avoided at all..have some stuff I need to take care of but I promise I will comment and rate new pics when I return..I will miss all of you! dont forget me lol

Lost Girl
Lost girl flying way up high in the night sky On who's bed last night did you land on and lie ? Need and lean on Tonights lies that you'll feed on Tomorrow you will bleed on Lost girl Where were you going ? With all that weight you were towing Your throwing away all that your knowing It's showing Lost girl Smiles too much at strangers Spends her days looking for danger I cry But I can't change her My heart won't exchange her I am in love with a lost girl in danger All alone she has fell Like a child down a well Ignorant men toss down coins and make wishes Steal kisses Leaving hits and misses They play Then walk away Leaving her to drown Down underground But the girl only sees the skies above her Not the water that surrounds her

Sorry...but It Just Kinda Fits Dont It?
If You’re Going Through Hell (Sam Tate/Annie Tate/Dave Berg) Well, you know those times when you feel like There's a sign there on your back. Says: "I don't mind if you kick me; "Seems like everybody has." Things go from bad to worse: You think they can't get worse than that an' then they do. You step off the straight an' narrow, An' you don't know where you are. Use the needle of your compass, To sew up your broken heart. Ask directions from a genie, In a bottle of Jim Beam an' she lies to you. Well, that's when you learn the truth: If you're goin' through hell, Keep on goin'. Don't slow down: If you're scared don't show it. You might get out, 'Fore the devil even knows you're there. Well, I've been deep down in that darkness, I been down to my last match. Felt a hundred different demons, Breathin' fire down my back. An' I knew that if I stumbled, I'd fall right into the trap that they were layin', yeah. But the good news is there's angels, Eve

6 Awesomely Awesome Facts
Well evidendtly my last title wasn't cool enough for everyone....so anyway, I decided to post these 6 awesomely absurd and completely pointless random facts about myself...'cause i can, 'cause i'm fat paid, i gotta five story fun house....with a maid....so yea...here ya go 1. Every morning i sit or lay down in the shower...once again cuz i can 2. I talk to my truck....cuz i love 'er, she deserves it....and she loves me back 3. If no one is home, i dance around the house & either rap, or beatbox to myself.... 4. I dance in the car, and i'm getting pretty good lemme tell ya.... 5. I maintain conversations with myself....not just say something to myself....but i'll actually answer back...and continue on in full convo.... 6. I call alot of people salad.....don't ask cuz prolly won't tell you...unless i really like you....then i might....key word "MIGHT" And there you have it. 6 totally sweet n' useless facts about me. Don't you feel better now?...I know ya do,I

Business Is Business
BUSINESS LESSON Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office... But she had a boyfriend... One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $1000 dollars if you let me screw you" But the girl said "NO WAY!" Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up" She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend ... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says "Ask him for $2000 dollars, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down!" So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks "What happened?" She said "The bastard used coins!!" Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting scre

Why?!?!?!?!?!
Why am I always the exception??? Why is it that I can never have who I want??? Is it that Im just to excepting??? To understanding??? To giving??? Or is it that I just always come to late, and then fall for those who have already had claim laid to them??? Just makes a girl wonder if she can or will ever be number one in a mans eyes............ Maybe I will never know....

Sex Scopes
Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictions. Read your sign, then forward it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line, send to twelve people as well as the person who sent it to you or you'll get bad luck for the number of years stated in your sign description. This is real shit, try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there. VIRGO - The Virgin Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. SCORPIO - The Sex Addict EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get

Fly Away Home
FLY AWAY HOME I GLANCED UP AND WATCHED GEESE FLY NORTH WITH FLAPPING WINGS AS, I WAIT ANXIOUSLY FOR THIS YEARS COMING SPRING I WAIT FOR THE EASTER FLOWERS TO RISE UP FROM THE GROUND I EAGERLY AWAIT FOR THE GRASS TO TURN GREEN FROM BROWN THE ANIMALS WILL SOON BE GIVING BIRTH ANOTHER SPRING IS HERE ON PLANET EARTH AS I THINK BACK TO MY YOUNGER YEARS WHEN AS A CHILD, I KNEW NO FEAR TO YOUNGER DAYS, WITH KITES FLYING HIGH TO SPRING RAINS AND THE RAINBOWS IN THE SKY I OFTEN DWELL ON MY LIFE'S SCOPE EACH PASSING SPRING, GIVES ME ETERNAL HOPE chris

Just Wish
Just wish, I'd taken the time, To trace your smile, With my fingertips, And memorized, The contours of your face... Just wish, I'd taken the time, To listen to the way, Your voice sang, When you spoke. Just wish, I could capture, All the moments, We spent together, In a bottle, And pull them out, When I was beginning, To feel blue...

Anything You Want For 50 Bucks...
An older gentleman is sitting in a bar when a beautiful young woman walks up to him and whispers in his ear, "I'll do anything you want for 50 bucks." He immediately puts his drink down and begins frantically going through his pockets. He pulls out a cumbled up ten, two five's, a twenty and ten ones. He thrusts the wadded up money into the woman's hand and says, "Here...paint my house."

Un-break My Heart
Don't leave me in all this pain Don't leave me out in the rain Come back and bring back my smile Come and take the tears away I need your arms to hold me now The nights are so unkind Bring back those nights when I held you beside me 1 - Un-break my heart Say you'll love me again Undo this hurt you caused When you walked out the door And walked outta my life Un-cry these tears I cried so many nights Un-break my heart My heart Take back that sad word good-bye Bring back the joy to my life Don't leave me here with these tears Come and kiss this pain away I can't forget the day you left Time is so unkind And life is so cruel without you here beside me Repeat 1 Don't leave me in all this pain Don't leave me out in the rain Bring back the nights when I held you beside me Un-break my heart Say you'll love me again Undo this hurt you caused When you walked out the door And walked outta my life Un-cry these tears I cried so many, many nights Un-break

7 Kinds Of Sex
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. OOPS. Don't forget the 7t

Support Freedom Of Speech!!
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Zodiac
Aquarius You are very random, changing moods everyday. You are very genuine, and you like to do a lot sexually. When you find something that you like, you like it a lot and want your lover to like it too. Ideally you like to find a partner who is as into sex as you are. You want a lover who is just as independent as you are and you like an equal amount of give and take in the sack. Sex matches: Aries, Gemini, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Cigarettes And Tampons
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much! cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own ....... so does she. (I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)

Something To Do
the path that i lead ... has seemed to end at your side again... infatuation? could it be? i didnt realize the truth that was once said to me .. darkness is i ... destiny in devotion.. eager to run my fingers all over your body... taste what you have inside... sit here in a state of confusion ... backbiting all that i have said... the altercation that once was our love, sex life... try to believe that we are meant for one and other... i want to stay with you my love... embrace your rage, your suffering... make me feel your wrath .. i want it all ... misery is not what i feel when your inside of me... erotic feelings you leave with me.. i am your seductive mistress.. lucid dreams of you and your bondage... you feel upon my throat.. stimulate all my senses.. the feeling of your steaming sweat that drips off your body onto mine... i moan only for a moment... then the screams of pleasure reveal themselves.... expose your evil side to me...dont waste one everlasting moment contemplating if

Will You Please
will you please rate and bomb this pic as much as you can? this is my first contest that I promoted myself in...Please????Pretty please with sugar on top with some cherries and whipcream andmaybe even a little hot fudge? please? Click the link below to vote and comment

The Silent Treatment
The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM.â? He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

Only A Bug, Honey
A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man's penis off. Angrily, she tossed it ! out the car window. Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter. The little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then flew off. Surprised, the daughter asked her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?" Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replied, "It....it was only a bug, Honey." The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment said.... "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"

Things You Learn - Or Should...
After a while..... You learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul. Souls are not made to be chained, but hands are made to be held, and these are two things that are quite different. You learn love does not mean leaning on someone else's shoulder of companionship, does not mean security, and you understand that presents are not promises and kisses are not contracts. You learn love is something that you cannot describe until you are in it, and even then it's indescribable. You learn to accept your defeats with your head held high and your eyes wide open, learning from and embracing each and every one with the grace of a woman, not the grief of a child. You learn to build your life's roads on the rock of your wisdom today, because tomorrow's trails forged through sand will surely fail with such frail foundations, so easily erased by the winds of the world and sands of time. You learn to build your heart's home on a foundation of rock, becau

Understanding The Reason...
I am sure that all of you have heard the saying... "People come into your life for a REASON, a SEASON or a LIFETIME." Well, some thoughts on what that means... When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow

Let's Face It; The Whole Reason For A Us 'surge' In Iraq Is An Attempted 'resurgence' Of Bush's Self- And 'presidential' Esteem.
* * Please Rate This Blog * * * * * Please Rate This Blog * * * * * Please Rate This Blog * * * The Rec Report Wednesday, 21 February 2007 Oedipus Bush Let's face it; the whole reason for a US 'surge' in Iraq is an attempted 'resurgence' of Bush's self- and 'presidential' esteem. Cheney's comments today make this all too clear. The reason for refusing coitus interruptus ("pulling out") has to do with "honour"-i.e., a manly reputation. The success of the 'insurgence' provoked a 'resurgence' for combating what Cheney called today "the perception of weakness" by the enemy, which includes not only terrorists and insurgents, but all of Bush and Cheney's critics, especially the Democrats and their activist base. With Blair's Britons pulling out soon only the Americans have their manly members in a jam. This is even worse than having to ask for directions in a strange town. The humiliation is overwhelming. All that remains is for Bush to realize that he has

Today I Am...
So yeah I figured out that today I am even more of a ninja. Don't ask. Lol. Let's just say that it involved throwing things at peoples feet. No not bnoisemakers! Though it could cause screaming, heh. Drive-line is out, ready to undo the tranny and engine and get the swap done...if it warms up tomorrow. Until then grab a tree after getting airborn, and kicking off of another tree without landing/touching the ground once airborn. I call it the "Tree hugging hippy ninja" ~Mac-dono

Red Neck Letter
Dear Billy Joe Bob, I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your Pa read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 minutes of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address. This place is really nice. I even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it works so well, though, Last week I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain, we haven't seen it since. The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days and the second time for four days. About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Bubba said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and you

10 Inches Of Snow
A lady went on vacation to the Caribbean. Upon arriving, she met a black man and after a night of passionate love making she asked him, "What is your name?" "I can't tell you" the black man said. Every night they met and every night she asked him again what his name was and he always responded the same, he can't tell her. On her last night there she asked again, "Can you please tell me your name?" "I can't tell you my name because you will laugh at me." said the black man. "There is no reason for me to laugh at you," the lady said. "Fine, my name is Snow!" the black man replied. The lady burst into laughter and the black man got mad and said, "I knew you would make fun of it". The lady replied, "I'm not making fun of you. I'm thinking of my husband who won't believe me when I tell him that I had 10 inches of Snow every day in the Caribbean !"

"me."
A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. "Hello." "Is your daddy home?" he asked. "Yes," whispered the small voice. May I talk with him?" The child whispered, "No." Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" "Yes." "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "No." Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?" "Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer. Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" "No, he's busy", whispered the child. "Busy doing what?" Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered

Police Quotes
Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? " "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?" "Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, .. did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?" "Warning! You want a warning? OK, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey poop." "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven." "Just how big we

Broken
My heart is broke like glass shattering to the floor. I fall to my knees gasping for air, but no air,no more. The room spins as I go face down My heart is broken into a million pieces,luaghter of people all around. lights flashing no sight to see, tears of sadnes My heaert breaks once more.......................

Words,hate Or Love
Words, echoing in the wind, fall on me. Tenderly caressing my saddened soul, they hold my heart with sweet emotion's care and wash pain away with healing grace. As new vocabulary comes to me, expression of past events is possible. Where a blank void in my mind existed, a lit pathway appears before my steps. All that threatened to destroy my being, now is given a voice as silence goes. The torment that created many tears is being drowned by the freedom of speech. Shuddering, I faintly hear evilness. It lies in the back of my mind, haunting. Demeaning names struggle for a fresh breath. Promises of death eagerly await. Yet, the new language I am learning grows. Each day, each hour, each minute, it grows. Fading is the language of hate I learned, forcefully, unwillingly, painfully. As I hear syllables of hope and love, my ears tingle with excitement and smile. The unfamiliar tune refreshes me, brings rainbow's promises to my future. At last, destiny is n

I'm 33% Virgin
Here's the deal...Start with 100% and minus 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as your _83_% virgin. 1. Smoked. 2. Drank alcohol. 3. Cried when someone died. 4. Been drunk. 5. Had sex. 6. Been to a concert. 7. Given a handjob/gotten a handjob. 8. Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob. 9. been verbally or sexually harrased. 10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. 11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. 12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. 13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before. 14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. 15. Been to homecoming. 16. Cried at school. 17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. 18. Went streaking. 19. Given or received a lap dance 20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. 21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. 22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. 23. Kissed a stranger. 24. Hugged a stranger 25. Went scuba diving. 26. Driven a car. 27. Gotten an x-ray.

Amidst Tousled Sheets
I lie in bed, amidst my tousled sheets, they rub deliciously over my hot skin. I let hands trail, lazily... and in my mind's-eye I see you, reaching for me, tracing my pulsing body... Your tongue traces the inked lines on my back, and I cannot stop the shivers, which run down my spine, nor do I want to. My breasts are full in my hands, nipples tight, and I can feel the wetness slide between my legs, where I wish you were. I slip a finger into my mouth, a poor substitute for what I really want, and then let my hand drift... to tease my moist lips, I writhe and moan, in those tousled sheets and work magic, with my fingers... Incoherent, whispered cries escape me as I arch my back and come in lonely ecstasy... I lie in bed, and think of you.

Chains Of Love
Soft shadows on the wall mimic as we rise and fall, thrown from candles here and there, light within our lovers' lair, animal pleasure scents the room eyes speak of lust abloom, hands slide and grasp and seek mouths kiss and bite and wreak havoc on the sweet flesh above and whisper promises, chains of love, sweet release has come to call, and in tandem sigh, we sprawl wrapped in each other's quivering limbs; in the candlelight shivering.

Why?
why am i all of a sudden just so fucking horny. it's like i want to fuck so badly. i mean i am usually horny but not this much. and on here there is one particular person i am just dying to have kinky, hot, rough, sensual sex with. and thinking about it is just making me worse

Toxic Desires
I break through the illusion to find you waiting there undone. Prohibited to walk on grass that belongs to a princess; I tread silently across the dawn of forbidden dreams. Ignoring the warning signs that continue to flash within this unkempt sphere, I continue to touch what is placed before me. Stroking the flesh of manhood and breathing in the toxic fumes of desire; Fingertips tracing every need that surfaces from beyond my existence. We paint pictures of lust and passion across the backbone of no return, whilst she waits sleeping in a different corner of your world.

Daily Feast Feb 21/07
King Soloman said that where the tree falls, there it lies. It is done, and we will not raise it up again. But it is what we do from this point forward that makes the difference. Something that seemed so sure turns questionable, and something for which we had little hope sudden;y works out. Regardless of how things appear, they can be totally different - and it is what we do from now on that will make or break us. Moving on does not mean we do not care, it means we will not let it keep us from living fully. ~ Tribe follows tribe, and nation follows nation, like the waves of the sea. It is the order of nature, and regret is useless. ~ SEATTLE - SUQUAMISH "A Cherokee Feast of Days, Volume II" by Joyce Sequichie Hifler ***** Elder's Meditation of the Day - February 21 "Every thing or living being that exists in this world, be it trees, flowers, birds, grasses, rocks, soil of the earth, or human beings, has its unique manner of existence --its essence, its spirit th

Procrastinating........
I'm sitting here in front of the pc taking a break from my monthly bookeeping. Oh i hate doing this, i always put it off till the last minute. So i end up at the end of the month trying to hunt n peck my way thourgh balancing my books. I really have to get me a secratary to come in maybe once or twice a week to help me do this.But i keep thinking i can handle it myself...... Anyway i was just plundering round on the net here fer a minute before i started back n ran across a site fer GLOW womens wrestling. Hell i anit seen that show since the 80's. To be honest its the one that got me to watching womens wrestlin, it didnt help i was 14 at the time going thourgh puberty lol. I can rember watching those women on my small crappy color tv with the rabbit ears, them wearing that sexy spandex n boots. I would sit there wide eyed just amazed at how beautiful n sexy these women was, still think so to this day. Anyway i was wondering if any of you folks rember that show, hell someone told me

A Perfect Love {karulvinth For Life }
I'll never forget, the day we met I knew you'de be mine, my heart was set. I had to have you, at any cost now without you, I would be lost. I live each day, with you in mind forever strengthening, the ties that bind I'll chat no more, with other men cause this is now, and that was then. You fill each day, with joy and love you must have been sent, from up above. I thought that god, was so unjust then he sent me you, and regained my trust. Kisses are the messengers of love. The End!!!

Show Me Some Love
Hey all I just found out tomorrow I'm going to be interviewing for a pomotion to team lead in my dept. I'm eally nervous, come by and show me some love and encouragement for tomorrow. I'll keep you posted.

Messed Up Universe
As a little girl you are told stories.... stories of romance and happy ever after endings. Of cinderella and her prince charming. That if you believe something enough or if you are just your self that in the end you will be with the one you love. That the not perfect girl gets the guy in the end. That when your in love your heart beats so the whole world can hear. That time stops just for you and the world stands still. I have heard these stories my entire life. Always thinking that there was some great love out there just waiting for me. And that i would one day understand what love really meant. Well my day has come... and i never knew this is what love felt like.... but i have learned something... what they dont tell you. That true real love... is only for movies and books. That crazy out of this world love... doesnt belong in real life. That love most times doesnt make you fell like you can fly but is a feeling that infects your soul. My life before.. it was great. I was co

Songs That Explain My Life 1
Tourniquet I tried to kill my pain, But only brought more. (So much more) I lay dying, And I'm pouring, crimson regret, and betrayal. I'm dying, Praying, Bleeding And screaming. Am I too lost to be saved ? Am I too lost ? My God! My Tourniquet, Return to me salvation. My God! My Tourniquet, Return to me salvation. Do you remember me ? Lost for so long. Will you be on the other side ? Or will you forget me ? I'm dying, Praying, Bleeding And screaming. Am I too lost to be saved ? Am I too lost ? My God! My Tourniquet, Return to me salvation. My God! My Tourniquet, Return to me salvation. (Return to me salvation) (I want to DIE!) My God! My Tourniquet, Return to me salvation. My God! My Tourniquet, Return to me salvation. My wounds cry for the grave. My soul cries, for deliverance. Will I be denied ? Christ! Tourniquet! My suicide.

A Poem
Getting Old...(er) by Mrdennis Getting older just aint no fun When you look towards the rear view mirror at.....41 You get twice as much grey, that grows way to fast For even Grecian , Clairol or Pantene to even last Before you know it a new pair of bifocals are due Forget it pal....she's only twenty-two I doubt she will remind you where your glasses are Or have much patience when hers dont go THAT far A lady more like me, is better I think She will understand when I clog the sink Or lose my glasses cause Im just getting old And be happy to snuggle at night when we get cold

What Are You Inside ?
TWO WOLVES One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between 2 wolves. One is Evil. It is anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego. The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith." The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather, "Which wolf wins?" The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed."

~~the Dumbing Down Of America~~
>>> Obituary of the late Mr. Common Sense >>> >>> Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who >>> has >>> been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since >>> his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will >>> be >>> remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when >>> to >>> come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't >>> always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. >>> >>> Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more >>> than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in >>> charge). >>> >>> His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but >>> overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 -year- old boy >>> charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended >>> from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for >>> rep

A Little Sick!
i saw a dead rabbit a little while ago, lying under a bush near the curb, while i was waiting for a bus. anyway, i couldn't stop staring at it. it had obviously been there for a while. it's insides which had fallen (or been pulled) out and were almost completely black and dry. you're going to wonder why i took a picture of it. well, i don't know. i just found it interesting. i wonder if it got hit by a car or something? or maybe natural causes and the other animals ripped it apart?

My Reflection
Driving to work I was stopped this morning for a logging operation. A nice patch of forest that I wanted to pick chanterelle mushrooms in last fall but never got around to it. It made me feel sick, first in line at the flagger, stopped for five minutes, watching some glorious lichen-draped douglas fir trees turn into $$$ and stumps. I took some snapshots of them falling but after awhile I lost my cool and yelled at the flagger, "hey, can I go to work?" They kindly radioed the feller and let me through... Tonight I cooked stir fry with a wooden spatula and cleaned up with some paper towels. I am the logger, same but different. He is whereas I pretend.

Telling How I Feel
I just need to go on and on for awhile. Have you ever loved someone so much that even when they treat you wrong everyday you still want to stay with them. It sucks I will just tell you. It is hard because you know you should get out but for some reason you cant make your heart believe that. I would give anything to find a man that actually tells the truth, and tells you how he feels. I mean is that 2 much to ask. Then there is the subject of cheating. Every guy I have been with has cheated, Why is that. Does every guy in the world think they have to cheat or something. There is not one thing sexy about cheating. Its wrong, plan and simple. I think if you are with someone and you love them you shouldnt even think about someone else. I would love to find a good friend thats a guy to just give me advice and tell me some inside on the male. LOL..

How Sexy Is Ur Zodiac Sign
Once you have opened this bulletin, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist. Read your sign, then repost this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign and label, or you'll get bad luck for the number of years stated in your sign description. This is real shit, try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there. :CAPRICORN:. The passionate Lover Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible, awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll never forget. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost. .:TAURUS The tease¢¾ Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! L

Stolen Lyrics
Stolen We watch the season Pull up it’s own stakes And catch the last weekend Of the last week Before the gold and the glimmer have been replaced Another sun soaked season fades away You have stolen my heart You have stolen my heart Invitation only Grant Farewells Crash the best one Of the best ones Clear liquor and cloudy eyed Too early to say goodnight You have stolen my heart You have stolen my heart And from the ballroom floor We are in celebration One good stretch before our hibernation Our dreams assured and we all Will sleep well Sleep Well Sleep Well Sleep Well Sleep Well you have stolen you have stolen my you have stolen my heart Watch you spin around In your highest heels You are the best one Of the best ones And we All Look Like We Feel you have stolen my you have stolen my you have stolen my heart Music Video:STOLEN (by Dashboard Confessional)Music Video Code provided by VideoCodeZone.Com

Dirty Letter
OK, this is one I wrote a long time ago (about 5 years or more...I will hopefully be posting some more current ones here. THIS IS JUST FANTASY, TOTAL FICTION To You, God, anytime you're gone, I yearn for you. I miss your body, your broad shoulders and narrow hips. I get wet just thinking about your caress. Remember our last encounter, let me relive it for you. I was laying on my stomach, naked on the bed, when you came in, I feigned sleep just to see what you would do. My head was turned away from you, so you didn't see me smile when I heard your clothes hit the floor. I felt your gaze burning into my bare skin and it was all I could do to keep pretending slumber. Your feet made the slightest whisper across the carpet as you approached the bed. Your breath was deep, ragged, and hot against the back of my neck as I felt you kiss your way down between my shoulder blades , gently along every vertebrae in my spine. My breasts were swelling and hardening, almost against thei

Wow Makes Me Proud! Lol
OK so this was posted in another blog of someone's with all zodiac signs. I had to repost my sign in my blog, cause I like wtf it said... .:LIBRA:. The lover Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the kind of person you wanna #### with... u might end up crying... the most irresistible. So just remember that, when lusting after me, lol!

Sick List (co-workers)
insufferable fucking bitch number one on my sickenning list the whining shrill tone that will never be missed who has a tendancy to blink and cry piss i can smell the ammonia on your soul seeping through your "Vogue" and "Inside" mandated clothes your Gucci sunglasses and Louis Vuitton hand bag you see fashion i see $1000 worth of rags god fucking forbid it was a shitty day at work again no forgiveness if the bus is late again i keep trying to crack jokes if i have to i'll fall over but you want to dwell in an unintersting squalor you were more interesting when you were in a destructive relationship and not medicated now your just ugly and boring with a tendency to complain ---------------------------------------- dumb fucking idiot who can't even manage to become a truck driver takes you half a fucking hour to fill out a delivery slip ever fuck with me again and i'll kick a hole through your shit you've been putting packing labels on your clothes for over four y

Cape Verde Islands - Feb 2004
Cape Verde Islands - Feb 2004 Posted Date: Thursday, December 29, 2005 - 8:04 AM Here's another image that is freaky to view in it's full size - Fascinating This striking true-color image shows a clear view of the Cape Verde Islands in the eastern Atlantic as a massive wall of Saharan Desert dust (tan pixels) is fast approaching from the east. In this scene, the Cape Verde Islands sit in the middle of a large area of sunglint, which refers to the bright patch of water around the islands where a lot of sunlight is being reflected directly up at the satellite. Notice the “wind shadows” tapering away from the leeward (southwestern) side of the islands. These dark streaks are caused by the islands’ disturbances to the prevailing wind pattern, causing small patches of calm. Behind the islands, where there is less wind, the ocean is relatively much flatter and so much less sunlight is being scattered back up toward the satellite, thus making the water appear darker. This scene was a

True Love
TRUE LOVE Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that you've never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more. You share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you. When something wonderful happens, you can't wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement. They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself. Never do they hurt your feelings or make you feel like you are not good enough, but rather they build you up and show you the things about yourself that make you special and even beautiful. There is never any pressure, jealousy or competition but only a quiet calmness when they are around. You can be yourself and not worry about what they wil

Ten Mistakes Men Make
“The Ten Most Dangerous Mistakes YOU Probably Make With Women— And What To Do About It...” Here Are The Top Ten Reasons Why Men Fail With Women—And How To Make Sure YOU Avoid Every One Of These Deadly Common Mistakes... Free Newsletter And Download eBook -By David DeAngelo, Author Of “Double Your Dating” MISTAKE #1: Being Too Much Of A “Nice Guy” Have you ever noticed that the really attractive women never seem to be attracted "nice" guys? Of course you have. Just like me, I'm sure you've had attractive female friends that always seemed to date "jerks"... but for some reason they were never romantically interested in YOU. What's going on here? It's actually very simple... Women don't base their choices of men on how "nice" a guy is. They choose the men they do because they feel a powerful GUT LEVEL ATTRACTION for them. And guess what? Being nice doesn't make a woman FEEL that powerful ATTRACTION. And being NICE doesn't make a woman CHOOSE you.

John
I REALLY DONT LIKE MY BROTHER IN LAW HE JUST MOVED BACK HERE FROM FLORIDA AND HES ALREADY STARTING SHIT WITH EVER ONE HE TREID BREAKING UP HIS COUSINS MARRIAGE JUST BECAUSE HE DOESNT LIKE THE CHICK HES MARRIED TO SAYING THAT SHES A LOW LIFE AND WHAT NOT HE THINKS HES SO HIGH AND MIGHTY WHEN IN FACT HES THE LOW LIFE HES MARRIED AND IS HAVING AFFARS LEFT AND RIGHT GOD KNOWS HOW MANY HES HAD AND THEN HE LIKES TALKING SHIT ABOUT EVERYONE HE SAYS THAT IM FAT AND WHAT NOT BUT I THINK THATS ENOUGH BITCHING RIGHT NOW LOL

Sex Facts
Yes I am taken, but these were interesting: Men: 1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect (no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth). (Notice how it says AVERAGE) 3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) THERE IS NO CORRELATION BETWEEN PENIS SIZE AND SHOE SIZE, HAND SIZE, OR NOSE SIZE. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. +Some stuff on the ladies+ ------------------------------ 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say they have "average" looks, 8% pre

Some Of These People
I've been thinking about this and i come to the conclusion that if you have to take provocative pictures of your self maybe you shouldnt put those pics on the net. mabey if nobody want to take them for you chances are nobody else wants to see your funky ass like that so think about it next time your taking pics of your self in the dark

My Worst Fear
I hate it when people who always shove it in ur face everytime they make an achievement or when they get hit on!! Its as if they have to make everyone feel beneath them to make them feel better about themselves. But on the other hand I sit here like a loser in my room as usual. Sometimes it seems like guys never look at me and that I'm just stupid and I'm doomed to failure.

The Beer Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, The bitter and The lager. Forever and ever, Barmen

I Write The Songs
I've been alive forever And I wrote the very first song I put the words and the melodies together I am music And I write the songs [Chorus:] I write the songs that make the whole world sing I write the songs of love and special things I write the songs that make the young girls cry I write the songs, I write the songs My home lies deep within you And I've got my own place in your soul Now when I look out through your eyes I'm young again, even tho' I'm very old I write the songs that make the whole world sing I write the songs of love and special things I write the songs that make the young girls cry I write the songs, I write the songs Oh, my music makes you dance and gives you spirit to take a chance And I wrote some rock 'n roll so you can move Music fills your heart, well that's a real find place to start It's from me, it's for you It's from you, it's for me It's a worldwide symphony I write the songs that make the whole world sing I write the son

Its Just Money
The penis requested a raise in salary for the following reasons: * I do physical labour * I work at great depths * I am always using my head first * I do not get RDO's, weekends off or public holidays * I work in a damp environment * I don't get paid overtime or shift penalties * I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation * I work in high temperatures * My work exposes me to contagious diseases Response from Human Resources After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: * You do not work 8 hours straight * You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods * You do not always follow the orders of the management team * You do not stay in your assigned position, and often visit other areas * You take a lot of non-rostered breaks * You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working * You leave th

Hatin Me Now
you can hate me or love me but it's ok, i'm what i wanna be god fans in every single state but i don't need that cartier or the couvaseier to to hear all you punks say that you hatin on me i got the keys to a charger srt8 and now all the bitches love me and all their men gotta hate but what you wanna hate for? get up on your grind and get you more do what i did and make a name in the biz get ya name on the marquisse and get this shit like me don't need to flash my cars and clothes talk about bitches and hoes cause that's not how i roll keep it classy this is grown man shit i stay fresh ya'll lookin ashy why you at it tell ya bitch it's time to shave her pits ya woman lookin scarier than most my dudes and the bitch as big as an air craft carrier my chick stays thick with them eyes that makes all the bitches sick with jealousy and envy all the homies wanna treat but she's only givin it to me so what you think bout that shit ya hatin me now stay off my d

Premier Night
Premier night, Chris Nolan Deals Blackjack at the Whateveritsnameis country club somewhere in the vicinity of Reno. I guess it was a charity event, or maybe it was a bunch of tourists on a sightseeing trip. All I know is that they paid fifty bucks a head to play and that they were paying my wage. The group was a little rowdy, they’d all been drinking. All was going well until they started losing. I was pitching the down cards when the girl on third base decided to make a comment about her bad luck. “This dealer isn’t being very nice.” The next card was to her. I pitched it high over her head and she gasped. The card caught air, reversed course and landed right behind her chips. She giggled. I know I really shouldn’t do things like that, but there comes a time in a man’s life when he has to establish control over the situation. All in all it was a pretty fun evening, an hour and a half at the table at scale and ten dollars in tips.

Be Gentle
This is a song for the ladies But fellas listen closely. You don't always have to fuck her hard In fact sometimes that's not right.. to do Sometimes you gotta make some love And fuckin' give her some smooches too. Sometimes you've got to squeeze, Sometimes you've got to say please Sometime you got to say hey, I'm gonna fuck you softly, I'm gonna screw you gently, I'm gonna hump you sweetly, I'm gonna ball you discreetly. Then you say hey I brought you flowers Then you say wait a minute Sally I think I got something in my teeth Could you get it out for me? That's fuckin' TEAMWORK! What's your favorite posish? (As in position) That's cool with me It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you. What's your favorite dish? I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar. And then I'm gonna love you completely, And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly. And then I'll fuckin bone you completely But then I'm gonna fuck you hard. (stretch) Hard. (stretch

First Responder In A Terrorist Situation (again Be Gentle These Are From The Beginning, I Am Better Now)
In the first responders capacity to take the situation and control it from the start. It is the most crucial step in the crime scene investigation, it starts at securing evidence and witnesses to making sure all people are safe and cared for. With a biological attack it makes the situation more difficult for the first responders, especially if they don’t know what has happened. If they do know it may take special training on part of the first responders in a terrorist attack regardless of what kind. In a biological attack we know that it takes special suits and knowledge of the chemical, not to mention how to care for the victims and possibly find the assailants. When dealing with any potential terrorist attack, past experience has taught that the first necessary task is to secure the area and ascertain the nature and severity of the threat. Particularly in the past few years, several instances have been reported when a secondary device has been targeted at emergency re

Ok, Here's What's Up:
I have free long distance now. I need to consolidate numbers, and my comp has em all. If you have given me, or would like to give me your number, send me a private message with it, please. I'd really like to stay in touch better with you. *muah*

Jokes!!
BAD BOY A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and dad?" and she replied, "they're up in bed." The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play. Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma "where's Mom and Dad?" and she replied "they're still up in bed." Again the little boy started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went out to play. Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked his grandma "where's Mom and dad?" and his grandmother replied "they're still up in bed." The little boy started to laugh and his grandmother asked, "what gives? Every time I tell you they're still up in bed you start to laugh! what is going on here?" The little boy replied, "well last night daddy came into my bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him super glue." _________________________________________________ WASHING MACHINE DOOR A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after be

Dont Kill Yourself, Let Me Doit!
Hiroski Maeue is accused of luring his victims by pretending that he was planning to kill himself with carbon monoxide gas. Prosecutors allege Maeue allegedly gained sexual pleasure out of watching people struggling as they suffocated, Mainichi Shimbun reported. "They were heinous and inhumane crimes of a type never seen before in history, and it's as clear as day that the death sentence is unavoidable," a prosecutor said Tuesday during closing arguments in Osaka District Court. The victims died between February and June of 2005, the newspaper said. Copyright 2007 by United Press International. All Rights Reserved.

How To Install Love
Here is a little something I came across which I thought was quite nice so I decided to share it with my friends and Family. Hope you enjoy. Peace and Love.... Tech Support: Yes, ... how can I help you? Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process? Tech Support: Yes, I can help you! Are you ready to proceed? Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first? Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart? Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running? Tech Support: What programs are running ? Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now. Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory b

100 Truths About Me
BasiCS: 001. real name ¨ Cynthia Sue Cousins 002. nickname ¨ Cinders 003. status ¨ Taken 004. zodiac sign¨ Sagittarius 005. male or female ¨ Female 006. elementary school ¨ Yellowquill 007. middle school ¨ Yellowquill 008. high school ¨ Arthur Meighen High 009. build ¨ More to love! 010. hair color ¨ Naturally dark blonde, currently nuclear red 011. long or short ¨ Long 012. orientation ¨ Straight, at least mostly 013. pet peeve ¨ People not calling when they say they will 014. sleep on back or stomach ¨ Side usually, wake up on stomach 015. are you health freak ¨ Wouldnt say that 016. height ¨ 5ft 6 017. do you have any piercings ¨ 10 020. tattoos ¨ 11 021. righty or lefty¨ Righty FIRSTS: 022. first surgery ¨ Never had any, *touch wood* 023. first piercing ¨ Standard 18g lobe piercings, now stretched to 6g 024. first best friend ¨ Andrea 025. first award ¨ Writer's award, grade 3 026. first sport you joined ¨ Dont do sports, never

Absinthe Everything You Ever Wanted To Know
Absinthe (also absinth) (IPA English: [ˈæbsɪnθ] IPA French: [ap.sɛ̃t]) is a distilled, highly alcoholic, anise-flavored spirit derived from herbs including the flowers and leaves of the medicinal plant Artemisia absinthium, also called grand wormwood. Although it is sometimes incorrectly called a liqueur, absinthe is not bottled with added sugar and is therefore classified as a liquor or spirit.[1] Absinthe is often referred to as la Fée Verte ('The Green Fairy') because of its coloring — typically a naturally created pale or emerald green, but sometimes clear or artificially colored. Due to its high proof and concentration of oils, absintheurs (absinthe drinkers) typically add three to five parts ice-cold water to a dose of absinthe, which causes the drink to turn cloudy, called 'louching'; often the water is used to dissolve added sugar to decrease bitterness. This preparation is considered an important part of the experience of drinking absinthe, so much

General "black Jack" Pershing A True Story And Variant 2
A True story about General "Black Jack" Pershing. Born September 13th, 1860 near Laclede, Mississippi Died July 15th, 1948 in Washington, D.C. 1891 Professor of Military Science and Tactics University of Nebraska 1898 Serves in the Spanish-American War 1901 Awarded rank of Captain 1906 Promoted to rank of Brigadier General 1909 Military Governor of Moro Province, Philippines 1916 Made Major General 1919 Promoted to General of the Armies 1921 Appointed Chief of Staff 1924 Retires from active duty Education: 4 Years-West Point One important thing to remember is that Muslims detest pork because they believe pigs are filthy animals. Some of them simply refuse to eat it, while others won't even touch pigs at all, nor any of their by-products. To them, eating or touching a pig, its meat, its blood, etc., is to be instantly barred from paradise and doomed to hell. Just before World War I, there were a number of terrorist attacks against the United States and

Love And Fairy Tales
"I could forgive you everything, but forgive you nothing at the same time." Love has many different types of stories. You can either love a person, and they will love you in return and you both end up together, or you never get that fairy tale ending. I blame a lot of Romance novels and fairy tales for giving girls the dream of finding their perfect someone, and that good always triumphs. It really isn't that way in some cases, and never in my life will I read my future children fairy tales...The thing is, love is indescribable, you know it's more then lust. It brings you pain and joy at the same time. So is it better to have loved then never to have loved at all? Think about that. -A

I Love You More Than You'll Ever Know
I Love You More Than You'll Ever Know by Princess Sarah The night is fading. The stars disappear. I'm barely breathing, because this day is what I fear. I've fallen slowly into the arms of fate... Built up my feelings to a point where I cannot wait. You've got your own life. You've set your mind. I've got the right words. Just give me a little time, But I need to tell you what's on my mind. I need you to know before you leave me behind. I can't help but worry what's going to be. I need you to hear me. I need you to see... I think you're wonderful, you're perfect, you're beautiful. You light up my world. I long to be in your warm embrace. If I could just touch you, brush my hand on your face. I want to look into your eyes and know that I'm the one. It will only take a minute. Let me show you I'm the one. For every minute, for every second I feel in my heart... For every star, for every tear, I want to give you my heart. I saw you walking. I lifted my hand

2-22-07 07:16
Yet another day, and I still have no idea what has happened to my girlfriend. 5 days and I haven't heard a thing, I can't call her because she hasn't a phone yet at her new place and I'm an idiot for not getting the number of her mom that lives 10 minutes away. I am supposed to fly there in 5 days. but If I can't even get a hold of her to even find out if she still is my girlfriend I really don't know if I want to be stuck in Detroit for a week with virtually no money. well lets wait another day and she if she ever comes back.

Tomorrows The Day...
Ok....so I've been a smoker for about 19 yrs. My bf is in remissions from cancer and I don't like tha way I breathe when I run or climb stairs. So my doctor put me on zyban and something else I can't remember what its called at the moment. It is supposed to block the nicotine receptors in your brain so whatever enjoyment or relaxation you usually get from smoking is gone. Tomorrow is slated to be my quit day so let's hope all these drugs work! This is far from my first attempt at quitting ( my record is 19 days) so if any of you cherries out there have any advice I am more than willing to listen...

Philosophy ... The Victor
THE VICTOR Fleet Seconds wing, and Minutes bring; from Minutes grow the Hours. Bright Day arrives, in darkness dies seven Days a Week devours. Each four Weeks wend, to Months ascend; twelve Months a Year empowers. Thus in this gay, relentless way; our Youth cruel Time deflowers. Soon Life is done, the battle won; and Time the Victor towers! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Rhey W. Hedges, Jan 5, 1962

Realizations...(nsfw)
There comes a time in your life when you can no longer fool yourself about things, especially about whether or not that special someone in your life still holds you dear. I am doubly cursed in this way, because not only do I have to compete with World of Warcraft I also have to compete with his slew of bearly legal bitches that he would rather talk to on AIM than spend time with me. I also get to deal with the fact that he's telling everyone who will listen that he is so good at doing certain things... like going down on and fingering chicks. Also that he's "dom". All of these things are things that he no longer concerns himself with as far as I am concerned. He hasn't even attempted to top me in months if not a year. He's gone down on me twice since new years for fucksake! And when ever I try to get him to play with me all I get is "I'm not horny, you need to stop treating me like a piece of meat"... I haven't had an orgasm during sex in about a week now... I'm getting twitchy. Slowly

This Sucks
hey darlings .. I know .. just 2 more days and were done .. but I really need you .. Kristin really needs your help .. shes been playing by the rules not voting on her self cause she said they couldnt bomb thereselves .. and she was almost 2000 up and come to find out shes the only one that hadnt voted for herself .. fun times over .. this is war lol come help her .. dont take my word for it look at the contest page .. check my girl out ... pleasee

Good Morning/good Afternoon!
I am so tired! Just about ready for work, then off I go. Cold front came through, but it's still not that bad out. In the 30's right now. But "significant snowfall" is predicted for Friday night and Saturday! We'll see! Last time it went way south of here. Another long day! Will try to play catch-up with my greetings and comments this evening. Have a great Thursday, everyone! Much love and warm hugs to all! Blessings all over the place! Later!

My Building
okay. so i've come to a realization. my building has some very strange people. for example. there's the lady who talks to the washing machines. at first that's not a big deal, but then when you start really thinking of it, it's creepy. lol. next. there's the lady who sits in the laundry room and watches the washing machines. doesn't have a bag of laundry to do for herself. just sits in the cold laundry room and watches the washing machines. oh and falls asleep too. lol. after that. there's the old man who goes through every washer and dryer to make sure no one's taken his stuff. oh and stares at the females who do laundry downstairs. lol. anyone elses building like this?? lol.

Why Women Are Crabby! Good One
We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we didn't s

In League
Pretty boy with a gun, bang- bang, fun- fun. Pretty girl with a knife, watch your back it's your wife! Heroin, load my blood, shoot- shoot, fun- fun. Pretty girl on ecstasy, now she wants to fuck me. We are the dead, we are in league, we are the doctors of low self esteem. We do it wrong, we don't believe, we are the congress of the new disease. Pretty thing with no head, that's OK, better off dead! Warm blood everywhere, shave off all my hair! Pretty girl, what's she worth? Stick it where it really hurts! Government experiment, welcome to my accident. We are the dead, we are in league, we are the doctors of low self esteem. We do it wrong, we don't believe, we are the congress of the new disease. We are the dead, we are in league, we are the doctors of low self esteem. We do it wrong, and we have no fear, we are the anti of all you hold dear. Social disease, down on your knees. Covered in fleas, give me a freeze. I am a clown, I am disgrace. It's always thrown up in my f

"we R One"
Brown, Yellow, Red, Black, White, Democrat, Republican, Blind, Deaf, Rich, Poor, Jewish, Christian, Buddhist, Moslem, Free, Prisoner, Servant, Professional. It makes no difference. Because to our Creator we are all the same, as it should be to us. A wise man said: don't judge another unless you have walked in their shoes. We have the same Capacity for Love in us, We feel the same amount of Pain, We feel the same amount of Joy, We feel the same amount of disappointment, The same amount of understanding The same amount of Misunderstanding. How do we choose? do we Love another because they look and live as we think they should? Have you ever seen a Cat & Dog that Love and care for each other? but yet they look so different, they think so different, they are completely alien to each other! but yet they know it really makes no difference and each allows the other, to be different, Love Knows no difference. If You feel down

Now This Is A Cool One
make sure ya click on the link thats below pic to read poem.....comment bomb is aloud but where votes and rates matter are where the pic is. so please b sure to leave the love on the pic not the poem > > Crazzy lil **M.I.L.F** > > > > CLICK HERE TO READ AND COMMENT THE POEM!!! have to add this one too doin awsome in it and only behind 500 please show the love in the blue eyes contest too if ya can...and damn i think these the last ones i am joining....lmfaro

Conscience
As you sit and message him I hope you realize how disrespectful you are being. While we are together and his cell phone displays your name I hope you know how upset I become. When you need a hug at the end of the day I hope you understand that I do not appreciate your requesting one. While you sit there eating lunch with him I hope you are feeling guilty. When you casually talk about sex and offer to "make him feel good" I hope that you understand that you, my dear, are crossing the line.

My Dying Bride-for You
I will be there for you All I want is you When I see your face All the Angels are shamed Lay with me beauty Feel me close to you Take my hand to you Touch you softly. Your warm skin Cover me with you Over me under you Pull me into you As one we lay entwined All I ever wanted I have, I need never wish again You are heaven sent ------------------

One Of Those Thinking Days
One of those days where I think too much. :) Guess I will try to keep busy with work and not think more than I have to. Temps are up and the snow is slowly melting. Its refreezing at night so the walks get icy. Almost fell on my butt last night. Twisted my ankle though, so it hurts pretty bad again. Dr said it would be weak a long time. I hate hearing that stuff! Got another small job from a new client today. Small now but he wants to redo his site in a few months so we will get more work. Trying to do more work in the evenings and will have to concentrate more during the day too.. I think I have 10 projects bouncing around and have a few more coming soon. No David this weekend, so I better find something to do. :( I am sure we will play a game over the computer or something. His friends that play too ask when I will be on to play. My friend Liz has been coming on Yahoo to chat. I feel so bad for her. She is so lost since her husband died. I just wish I knew w

It's Only Fair I Dedicate My 2nd Blog To My Other Online Best Friend....you Can Meet Sweet Ppl. Online!
Well....if you read my 1st blog, you'll know about my sis/Bobbie......well....around the same time I met her, I also met another very close, very good friend, Kelli...better known as Rosa/Rosabean, whom I also chat with just about daily on my MSN messenger. We tried to get it goin once to meet in person, and still hope to someday...that damn $$ issue seems to get in our way, she lives in Nebraska, just a tad further than Kentucky....that would be one long-ass ride! But anyway, me and Kell/roo, also met and play on pogo.com, and now, Bobbie and I got her involved in CT, so please, if ya will, comment her, rate her, bling her....let's help her build her CT points up! Right at this moment, while I'm typing this blog, Kelli/Rosa and I are on mic, cheapest way to beat the phone companies huh? lmao Anyway, love ya roo and I'm looking forward to that day when I get my "big-ass" hug from you too!! xoxox >>>Deb

Beautiful Girl
THEY'LL LOVE EACH OTHER FOREVER, HE LOVES HER AND WITH HIM SHE'LL BE, THERE SHE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING HIS EYES COULD SEE SHE'S SO PERFECT IN EVERY SINGLE WAY, HE LOVES HER WITH ALL HIS HEART, AND YES HE WANTS HER TO STAY SHE'LL ALWAYS BE THERE, IT'S FOREVER AND EVER, SHE'S THE BEAUTIFUL GIRL BY HIS SIDE, IN THE STORMY WEATHER THERE LOVE IS UNCONDITIONAL, IMORTAL, FOREVER SHE'S HIS BEAUTIFUL GIRL, SHE'LL NEVER LEAVE HIM NEVER HE'LL HOLD HER FOREVER, SHE'S HIS WORLD THAT'S SO PRECIOUS, IT'S UNCONDITIONAL HE'LL NEVER FORGET THIS SHE'LL ALWAYS LOVE HIM, IN HIS ARMS WILL ALWAYS BE, THE BEST PLACE SHE EVER FOUND SHE COULD HEAR ALL THE NOTES FROM HIS HEART, THAT'S HIS LOVE MAKIN THAT SOUND HE'LL ALWAYS LOVE HER HIS BEAUTIFUL GIRL WITH A SMILE, HE'LL SIT BACK AND LET HER ENTER HIS THOUGHTS FOR AWHILE HE'S A YOUNG COLD BOY WITH A WHOLE LOTTA SMARTS, SHE'S HIS EVERYTHING, HIS BEAUTIFUL GIRL, HIS QUEEN OF HEARTS THEY'LL LOVE EACH OTHER FOREVER, TH

Baby Stash !!
Happy Thursday all I've updated my stash with a cute collection of baby pics !! Come on by and show them some lurve !!!! Some friends already have shown lots of luv, once again i thank you guys, i hope you enjoyed looking ((hugs)). Love as always, Lin xx

Thirsty Thursday
I'm back again, that's right I made it through another day! Well the global warming trend has slid off the map, we're back down to a seassonal 36 degrees here in Big Corn Country, aka Nebraska USA. In other words, stay home, mess about with CT and stay warm! No new news about Brit or Anna except Anna's ever loving and caring Mom "the drugs did this to her!" swears Anna wanted to be buried in California next to her idol, Marilyn Monroe. Another tragic blonde bombshell death. The only difference was that Marilyn was murdered, but that's a whole other Oprah! Well it looks like Englands Prince Harry, the Royal Wild Child is going to be deployed to Iraq. I can see it now, there will be more media coverage than you can imagine, but, the upshot there is maybe all those rebel insurgents will wipe out a whole lots of Papparazzi! We can only hope eh? I'm usually not very serious, but on this note I will be. I pray that nothing happens to that boy while over there, as much as

Twenty-nine Lines To Make You Smile
TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16.. Being "over the hill" is much better than

How Did We Survive As Kids?
How Did We Survive as Kids? Those Born 1930's, 1940's, 1950's & 1960's!! TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's 40's, 50's & 60's!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread

Red Rose
Our love is that of a red rose Whose splendor rises as the sun shows its face, Whose petals expand further and richer Whispering secrets of happiness and affection. And even though with the fall of dusk All contentment is swept away, And the rose's petals unite as one Reflecting any light that may endeavor to shine through, The sun will always rise And the rose's petals will eternally broaden Until they fully blossom into a stunning creation. Our love is that of a red rose Possessing a few imperfections That may cause evanescent wounds, But the internal radiance That will everlastingly bestow healing and comfort. ~author unknown to me~

Taxes
> 2007 Tax Code > > The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis. This is > due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, > 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% > of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and > they are both nuts. > > HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2007, the penis will now be taxed > according to size. > > The brackets are as follows: > > 10 - 12" Luxury Tax $300.00 8 - 10" Pole Tax $250.00 > 5 - 8" Privilege Tax $150.00 > 3 - 5" Nuisance Tax $30.00 > > Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains. > > Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a tax refund.

Everythings Bigger In Texas
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he boarded the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas." When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas." After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident. Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush! For God's sake, don't flush!!!"

Contest For Sexiest Brokendoll On Ct
Come check it out, just having a fun little contest with my girlies from Brokendollz (if you don't know what it is, google it, or check my banners) who are on Cherrytap, contest ends friday, and goes by number of ratings as well as number of comments. Here are the contestants. Comment Bombing is allowed!!! Leila Fedora Luna Tikk Rockstar

My Native Blood
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting My true journey began many years ago, change came in my life and I knew that it was calling me to a new journey. I was called to walk upon the ancient path. I answered this call, because I knew in my heart it was the "Way" that I needed to go. For many years before that I was a wanderer and did not know where I wanted to be or what I wanted to do. I married young, at nineteen and had four beautiful children, one boy and three girls. They grew up and went their own journey. I moved on and on and lived in ruined trails. Then the way opened before me, and I knew. So for the next several years I walked upon the ancient path I had to unlearn many things and rid my life and mind and the way I thought, of many poisons. I had to learn new things for myself but they were actually ancient things. It is no great mystery, but I live in the spirit world as much as I live in the natural world. My Native Blood beats the strongest within my veins, it has always ca

About Time
A week after the storm and they finally just went down the street going by the side of my house to try and clear it. Didn't get too much of the ice off. The temps are warming it though. The street in front is still just cleared enough for one lane. Anything they did not get to the first day was solid ice and impossible to clear. People are having fits because the cities and towns are fining them for not having sidewalks cleared, but the streets in many cases still aren't cleared. Isn't it fun?

02/22/07
What an interesting day this is starting to be! It seems to be rather confusing but yet simple. Luckily enough it should be a pretty relaxed day hopefully for I am very tired. My lack of sleep lately is finally taking it's toll on me. Unfortunetly this is also making my meditation suffer. I am in need of distraction some how. Something to truely allow me to relax. The task of finding such is usually never this difficult. Unsure of that which to do I attempt to adapt.

Website Design??
HEY!! I AM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE OUT THERE WHO DOES WEBSITE DESIGNING TO HELP ME OUT. I AM A VOLUNTEER FOR A CAMP FOR HANDICAPPED KIDS IN THE SUMMER AND WOULD LIKE TO CREATE A WEBSITE FOR PEOPLE TO VISIT AND SEE PICTURES OF THOSE IN NEED, MAKE DONATIONS TO THE CAMP, AND PURCHASE FUN APPAREL AND THINGS LIKE THAT. IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE THAT CAN HELP ME??? I AM A COMPLETE AND TOTAL LOSS AT THE WHOLE WEBSITE THING. HELP PLEASE!!

Children And The Church
CHILDREN AND THE CHURCH A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the pastor said, 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer." ;-) º°'°º ?o,,,,o?º°'°º?o?º°'°º?o,,,,o?º°'°º?o?º°'° After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided to become a minister when I grow up." "That's okay with us, but what made you decide that?" "Well," said the little boy, "I have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell, than to sit and listen." >:o ?º°'°º?o,,,,o?º°'°º?o?º°'°º?o,,,,o?º°'°º? A 6-year-old was overheard reciting the Lord's Prayer at a church service, "And forgive us our trash passes,

Pledge Of Ignorance
This is a history lesson just in case you didn't know where our beloved Pledge of Ignorance came from: The Pledge of Allegiance was written for the popular children's magazine Youth's Companion by socialist author Francis Bellamy on September 7, 1892. The owners of Youth's Companion were selling flags to schools, and approached Bellamy to write the Pledge for their advertising campaign Bellamy's original Pledge read as follows: I pledge allegiance to my Flag and the Republic for which it stands, one nation indivisible, with liberty and justice for all., and was seen by some as a call for national unity and wholeness after the divisive Civil War. The pledge was supposed to be quick and to the point. Bellamy designed it to be stated in 15 seconds. He had initially also considered using the words equality and fraternity but decided they were too controversial since many people still opposed equal rights. Bellamy said that the purpose of the pledge was to teach obedience to the state

Death.... Wtf?
Anyone who knows me... knows that I am the night shift charge nurse of an ER.... a rewarding, yet difficult profession. Recently, I had an infant to die in the ER. This is the hardest part of our jobs. We are all alike... everyone... you ask yourself... what do I say to this family?... what do I do?... How do I react? And sometimes... you just don't know the answers to these questions until the very second that they present before you. I have been an ER nurse for several years... and have worked at major trauma centers, so it takes alot for a certain case to stick out in your mind. I will never forget this one.... The infant was already dead when she arrived at the ER... we all knew that... but for the sake of the family... for the sake of your own heart... you work... and you work hard. An innocent child... you do not want to lose. After an hour or so of intense medications and procedures with no positive signs... everyone becomes somnolent. Then there is the dreaded sound

February 22, 2007: Hostage Lunch
Meal purchased by the company, often pizza, and delivered for employees who bosses require them to attend a meeting or work over their lunch hour. "I was planning on running some errands over my lunch hour, but the VP is keeping us in a meeting. At least he ordered us hostage lunch."

All Please Read!!!!
SORRY THAT I HAVE BEEN GONE FOR SO LONG BUT I HAVE BEEN WORKING AND TAKING CARE OF PERSONAL MATTERS I HAVENT FORGOTTEN ANYONE ON CHERRY TAP. . I HOPE THAT YOU COULD ALL UNDERSTAND THAT MY FAMILY AND PERSONAL LIFE COMES FIRST AND FOREMOST I WILL TRY AND BE ON HERE MORE OFTEN AND FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT HAVE BEEN CHECKING UP ON ME AND SHOWING ME LOVE I MY ABSENCE THANK YOU VERY MUCH YOU ARE ALL APPRECIATED!!! MUCH LOVE RAMONA! Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com

Me And My Hubby Are Compatible Yay
Wendi&Jason 90% Compatible ♥ Wendi and Jason have been romantically-together for a long time. That alone demonstrates a degree of compatibility. Similar personality descriptions are a plus. The religious faith they share may help to form a bond. They both drink, so there is no incompatibility there. Jason may complain that Wendi is too sloppy. Furthermore, their astrological signs are not in harmony. They share a favorite season, and that is good. And their views on children are similar. The fact that Jason is dominant, while Wendi is submissive will bring greater harmony to a relationship. Both are sexually-uninhibited. Overall, Wendi and Jason are highly compatible. They are capable of having a beautiful relationship together. ♥Dating Compatibility Test on Dating Diversions

It Was All About You
YOU DID NOT WANT ME. YOU CHOSE TO BE A BOY AND NOT A MAN. YOU CHOSE TO BLOCK ME FROM YOUR LIFE NOT I. I ASKED COULD WE NOT BE FRIENDS, YOU CHOSE NOT TO RESPOND SO I TOOK THAT AS A NO WE CANT BE BE FRIENDS. THAT IS YOUR CHOICE, THE OFFER STILL STANDS HERE. WHAT I WILL NOT DEAL WITH IS YOU TRYING TO TARE ME DOWN ANYMORE. YOU CANT HURT ME ANYMORE. YOU CANT MAKE ME CRY ANYMORE. MY FRIENDS SAY THAT YOU ARE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME, YOU SAY YOU DONT WANT ME. SO WHY TRY TO BRING TENSION TO ME ABOUT ANOTHER MAN. MY NEW BOYFRIEND AS YOU CALLED HIM. I STOPPED DEALING WITH BOYS WHEN YOU WALKED AWAY. FUNNY HOW YOU'RE BEST FRIEND EMAILS ME ABOUT MY "NEW BOYFRIEND" AND HOW I LIED ABOUT YOU IN MY BLOGS AND HOW SHE SAW OUR CHAT CONVERSATION AND HOW SHE CAN NO LONGER BE MY FRIEND BECAUSE I WAS NICE TO YOU TO HUMOR HER. SWEETHEART, I NEVER HAD HER OR YOU FOR THAT MATTER, I JUST HAD YOUR HEAD GAMES BUT NOT ANYMORE. YOU MIGHT WANT TO TELL HER THAT THE NEXT TIME SHE SAYS SHES SEEN MY BLOGS THAT

Please Say A Prayer For Me.....
I HAVE TO GO INTO HOSPITAL TONIGHT FOR A FEW TESTS BUT THEY MAY WANT TO KEEP ME FOR OBSERVATION....BUT ANYHOW PLEASE PRAY I DO NOT PANIC BETWEEN NOW AND THEN MY NERVES ARE SHOT...AND IM BI POLAR SO IF YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS YOU KNOW IM LIABLE TO FREAK OUT BIG TIME....THANK YOU ALL...LOVE TAMMY

Important Message
A great note for all to read. It will take just 37 seconds to read this and change your thinking. Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room ' s only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation. Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window. The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside. The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played on the wa

Turn Off The Fix-it Switch
This advice is for all the men out there. That’s right! Listen up! Men have a big problem when it comes to listening to you spouse, girlfriend or just other people in general. In the male brain there must be an area that should be labeled as FIX-IT MODE. When your spouse and girlfriend wants to talk about how they feel or what is wrong, men automatically go into a mode to try and to fix the problem. The real problem is that we (men) think that they can fix anything. Well I got news for you. Grow up and realize that you CAN NOT fix everything. The majority of the time women just want someone who can sit back and listen and not to judge them of make them feel insecure and certainly not to fix it. Men have a problem listening with the hearts, all our lives we are told to be tough! Wipe those tears off your face! Dry it up! Somewhere along the way that Fix-it switch turns itself on and a huge wall is built around the soft understanding emotions that men have. Some emotions do reveal them s

Perfect Man, A Perfect Woman Or Perfect Marriage?
What is Perfect? Even God himself could not create the perfect man or woman or relationship. There is a flaw in human nature, unlike the animal kingdom men and women indulge in sex for pleasure. Love however does have a big role to play in it but it’s different for men and women. There is a saying “Men offer love to gain sex, a women offers sex to gain love.” If Adam and Eve couldn’t make a go at it with a perfect world set before them, then how are we in this time and age expected to do so. Now I’m not going to knock the ones who have found who they feel is there perfect match, more power to them but I know from just common sense and looking at relationships all around that people need more to life that what they are getting. For the most part “Love” is short lived, 6 months? 7 Years? 50 years? Who knows? Even my parents who have been married for 50+ years were married before they met each other. However, the lust and the desire to feel wanted and needed in a special way, will al

Spring Break
Would yall help me decide on where and what to do for spring break? Hubby and I will have about $1000 to spend, and we have a baby sitter set up already. We will prolly drive to where ever we decide to go. I thought bout going to S.Padre Island cause my parents said they would take the kids all week. But I would like more suggestions please. Remeber we live in Kansas too lol

How To Know If He Is Just Not That Into You
He says: "Give me a call" and gives you his number The book says: "When men want you, they do the work. Don't do their job for them." He says: "I love you" --- but only when he's drunk The book says: "He doesn’t love you unless he says 'I love you' when is sober" He says: " I Love you" – but still cheats on you. The book says: " He is not into you if he cheats, whatever he says afterwards." He says: " I'm not sure if I'm ready for marriage and children." The book says: "If he's unsure, then that's the same as a 'no'. If a guy truly needs to take things slow because of personal reasons, he won't keep you guessing because he'll want to make sure you don't get frustrated and go away." He says: " How are you?" through lots of phone calls and e-mails, but never asks you out. When you say you are fine, he say: " COOL." The book says: " My friend Mark calls me a lot and asks me how I am. When I tell him I'm good, he says 'Cool' And we're friends." He

Finally Figuring Out Cherrytap
I have had time today to really sit down and mess with CherryTap so i'm slowly figuring this site out it may take me a while so any advice would be helpful. Other than that I just got back from registaring at the hospital for when i go into have the baby in 3 weeks. I can't wait. Tonight i'm not babysitting so i don't know what i'm gonna do yet, normally i go to karaoke but i just feel karaoked out LOL, well I guess that is enough blogging for me today, just word of warning i'm a blogging freak so that is just a warning sometimes you may get on here and i might have come close to writing a novel LOL... HAVE A GREAT DAY EVERYONE OH THANKS SHELL FOR SHOWING ME HOW TO DO THINGS ON CHERRYTAP added song to profile LMAO

Finally My Computers Fixed :)
I have been without my computer for a week or so... when I was online, it wasnt for long cause my computer kept restarting itself over and over again, it was frustrating. and finally it was fixed, it was the power supply, went bad or something... and before it stopped working I had videos on my page and they stopped working too! so I deleted them and got a media player to put on my page and got some music for it and Im proud to say I figured it out myself :) I know that sounds corny but some people are computer people and some are into other things, I guess I just going with the flo, have a great day everyone :) Ps. now if I could figure why my webcam says its not working even tho its plugged in, Id be a happy camper!!

Why Am I Married?
WHY AM I MARRIED? You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted" Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying." A young son asked, "Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late.

Men Never Listen
DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!! Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check." "Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!" When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work. The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!" To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!" See Men just don'

Defragmenting Gone Weong
Ok so I went back to bed for a while. Came back and it said the defragmenting on my computer was done. So I came to this site and wow look, MY COMPUTER STILL ISNT WORKING!!! grr. i hate fucking dells.

You Do It
Google the phrase "(Your name) looks like" and find the best one from the first page of results. Don't forget to put it in quotes, otherwise it won't work. Add yours to the bottom of the list and repost this. LMAO mine said: Stephanie looks like she's been rode hard and put away wet.

Sugar Cult
I'm bouncing off the walls again im lookin like a fool again threw away my reputation wakin up on the bathroom floor my hearts beating outa my chest BOUNCIN OFF THE WALLS AGAIN go ahead and take a picture hang it upp so u can tear me down mom and daddy got the best cocaince 24 hours on an empty brain got my finger on the trigger n your in my wayy

Songs I Like
Well, I have compiled a list of songs that make me sing, dance, think, cry, shout, etc. I have only listed one song per artist (which was difficult) to try and give the list a lot of diversity. These are not necessarily the best songs of all time or even the best songs by each artist, just ones that I like and that I think are worth listening to. So... in no particular order... Paint it Black - The Rolling Stones Taylor - Jack Johnson Whispering Wind - Richard Thompson Careful - Guster Clap Hands - Tom Waits Memphis in the Meantime - John Hiatt The Wind Cries Mary - Jimi Hendrix Lemon Tree - Peter, Paul and Mary Ripple - The Greatful Dead Layla - Eric Clapton Building a House - Lincoln Feel Like Making Love - Bad Company Hunger - Voices on the Verge Too Tough to Die - The Ramones Fed Up - Yellowman Deeper Well - Emmy Lou Harris Mocking Bird - Low Millions Idaho - The BoDeans The Message - Grandmaster Flash and the Ferious Five

Funny
In the weightlessness of space a frozen pea will explode if it comes in contact with Pepsi. The increased electricity used by modern appliances is causing a shift in the Earth's magnetic field. By the year 2327, the North Pole will be located in mid-Kansas, while the South Pole will be just off the coast of East Africa. The idea for "tribbles" in "Star Trek" came from gerbils, since some gerbils are actually born pregnant. Male rhesus monkeys often hang from tree branches by their amazing prehensile penises. Johnny Plessey batted .331 for the Cleveland Spiders in 1891, even though he spent the entire season batting with a rolled-up, lacquered copy of the Toledo Post-Dispatch. Smearing a small amount of dog feces on an insect bite will relieve the itching and swelling. The Boeing 747 is capable of flying upside-down if it weren't for the fact that the wings would shear off when trying to roll it over. The trucking company Elvis Presley worked at as a young man was o

A Cabin In Alaska
Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress he quits his job & buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week & gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace & quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it & a huge, bearded man is standing there. "Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night... Thought you might like to come. About 5:00." "Great", says Tom, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you." As Lars is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you... be some drinkin'." "Not a problem" says Tom. "After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em." Again, the big man starts to leave & stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too." "Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right. I'll be there, Thanks again." "More

I Did Things Your Way
OK I DID THINGS YOUR WAY AND YOU STILL CONTINUE TO ACT LIKE AN ASS. THIS AINT ABOUT ME SUPPOSEDLY USING YOU AND LYING TO YOU. THIS IS IS ABOUT THE FACT THAT I HAVE PUBLICLY ANNOUNCED ANOTHER MAN AS MY CT HUBBY. BLOCK ME ALL YOU WANT I COULD CARE FUCKIN LESS. YOU CANT ACCEPT THE FACT THAT YOU LOST, AND IF THERE IS SOMETHING YOU WANT TO SAY TO THIS MAN, THEN MAN UP BITCH AND SAY IT. DONT GIVE ME SHIT BECAUSE YOU "CANT BE A MAN ABOUT IT". I NEVER LIED TO YOU WHEN I TOLD YOU THAT I LIKE NO I LOVE PLAYING WITH GIRLS AND BABY THAT AINT NEVER GONNA CHANGE. YOU SAY I'M DEAD TO WELL THEN KEEP IT THAT WAY. I REFUSE TO TAKE ANYMORE OF YOUR INSULTS. THE ONLY I DIDNT TELL YOU IS THAT I HAVE A MOTTO I LIVE BY "MUTHA MADE YA, MUTHAFUCK YA". SO DO US BOTH A FAVOR KEEP MY ASS ON BLOCK AND STAY OFF MY PROFILE TRYING TO SEE WHO HAS THE POTENTIAL TO GET WHAT YOU COULD HAVE HAD. YOU MADE ME DO THIS. KISSES DARLIN

Pushing It All Aside In The World !!!!!
Pushing everything to the side of the world dont matter because i still hate everything that has happen and i push it all back in my mind but i will wonder about it once in a while... I try to just think of the best things possiable till something is done or said...Do i hate you for it no its made me stronger and i could never hate something or someone that i love to much ..... You do things that makes me wonder and make me so lost and confussed about...Why does it happen why do people do things that makes ones mind sit there and do 360's over and over again ....But i live in a life were i deal with it every day every night 365 days a year because thats out human life....there isnt a damm thing we can do about it .... Well there is we can pipe up and tell what we want to tell and make it be known that we are here and we have been heard.... Some peole say that i dont talk enough and other say i voice what im thinking way to much .....It all falls back to my mind wondering were it ha

My 'about M E
Most people seem to have several opinions of me: Im either a obnoxious,rude, stubborn bitch who at times lacks social skills and the ability to communicate with others. Or im so void of compassion people just want to beat the shit out of me or im one of the nicest people you'll ever meet in your life!! I seem to be a combination of all three at times but fall closer to the latter. I tend to be brutally honest at times and that tends to scare people. Most people dont like to hear the truth because it forces them to take those fucking rose colored glasses off and see the world for what it is....however sometimes i wish i could say things differently without hurting peoples feelings. but some people are going to get offended no matter how you phrase it. I always thought honesty was the best policy. So who am i to challenge it? I think sexuality is one of the greatest forms of self expression, poetry and music are just as great and when used correctly can have just as much impact

Sexiest Female In A Hat Contest
Hey sexy cherries...I'm in KevDog's SEXIEST FEMALE IN A HAT CONTEST, starting tomorrow. Please stop by and show me some C.T.A.F luvin.... Thanxs in advance xoxoxoxoxox Blonde BLONDE VIXEN: (repost of original by 'Blonde Vixen C.T.A.F # 27' on '2007-02-22 13:11:56')

Sixty Nine
We lie cloaked in the candlelight`s amber glow Our passion enticing us to let go Your caresses fuel the fire building in me Your kisses travel lower, softly, slowly A pleasure awakens for us to share Driven by our love and how we show we care You toy with me, delaying your descent I inhale deeply, become filled with our scent The musk of our sex and the scented candle Threatens to become too much to handle I push gently against the crown of your head You appease, proceeding with plans you`ve laid The air fills with my deepening sighs As you slide down between my thighs Your tongue eagerly parts my lips Into your mouth my nectar soon drips You hold me beneath the waning candle light And we watch shadows play this erotic night. We lie cloaked in the candle light`s amber glow Our passion enticing us to let go Your caresses fuel the fire building inme My kisses travel lower, softly, slowly A pleasure awakens for us to share Driven by our love and how we show we care

Wow...
I'm such a geek. I was thinking about an old MUD that I used to play on AOL about 10 years ago called Federation. Way back when it was free and all. It was neat. I had my ship and I ran a good cargo service. Bought my own planet, hung out on Mars in Diesel's Cafe and even got married online while Jimmy Buffet played in the background (which meant someone was typing the lyrics). A few months after I was fully into it it was announced that Federation would be moving off of AOL and would start charging. I played to the very end of it's free run and then went on to play other free MUD's including the one that our Honors group ran in college. (where else could I have been the Goddess of Theives?) Over the years I dropped in to check out the Federation website and always sighed when I saw the subscription price. Out of curiosity today I did a search for it and found the page again. It's free once again. You can pay money and get extra stuff but the regular stuff that I used to

On Dragons Breathe
On dragons breath You come to me So still the nights air The moon shines bright As war rages on Take me Oh knight in shining armour Strip the clothes From my trembling body Caress the loins that ache for you The spell will last for one night only And then you will be no more The dragons breath That brings you now Will take you upon the dawn Take me now I ache, I sigh Trust not your sword into me Remove your amour Let passion succumb Let love be your nights quest Take this body Let ecstasy flow Cup my swollen breasts I need you now I`m yours to take Oh kiss me dragons breath Touch the body Reach the soul Your strength has over come Caress me now I wait for you My temperature starting to soar I softly moan You reach below The dragons breath I feel I arch myself I grasp your flesh Trust now succumb To passions glory The war has just been won On dragons breath You came to me Excitement never felt before On dragons breath I pray you come once mo

If The World Was Crazy
If the world was crazy, you know what I'd eat? A big slice of soup and a whole quart of meat, A lemonade sandwich, and then I might try Some roasted ice cream or a bicycle pie, A nice notebook salad, and underwear roast, An omelet of hats and some crips cardboard toast, A thick maled milk made from pencils and daisies, And that what I'd eat if the world was crazy. If the world was crazy, you know what I'd wear? A chocolate suit and tie of eclair, Some marshmallow earmuffs, some licorice shoes, And I'd read a paper of peppermint news. I'd call the boys "Suzy" and I'd call the girls "Harry" I'd talk through my ears, and I always would carry A paper umbrella for when it grew hazy To keep in the rain, if the world was crazy. If the world was crazy, you what I'd do? I'd walk on the ocean and swim in my shoe, I'd fly through the ground and I'd skip through the air, I'd run down the bathtub and bathe on the stair. When I met somebody I'd "G'bye, Joe," And when I was l

Bdsm Warning!!!!
BDSM WARNING!!!! BDSM Warning! please read John Doe strode into the bedroom , wearing His leather Postal Worker's uniform. He sneered at the bound and gagged figure on the bed, as He reached into His latex mail bag. Jane Doe, a 29 year old schoolgirl, looked up at her Master, her eyes a mixture of fear and desire. She gasped as He brought a knife with a 9 ~ inch blade out of the bag. "I saw something on the Internet which I want us to try," He said sternly, "Are you willing?" Jane nodded eagerly and mumbled, "yeff Mather". John smiled as He bent close and cut her free of her bonds. "Strip", He ordered as He began to remove His own clothes.. Jane quickly complied, wondering what new delights her beloved Master had in store for her. "Lay back on the bed", He commanded. Jane did so. John then laid on top of her. "Tonight my dear", He whispered while reaching for the light switch.. "We are going ........... Vanilla!" "NOOOOOOoooooooooo", cr

The Land Of Happy
This is a personal favourite of mine.. I have it framed on the wall in my office. lol Have you been to The Land of Happy, Where everyone's happy all day, Where they joke and they sing Of the happies things, And everything's jolly and gay? There's no one unhappy in Happy, There's laughter and smiles galore. I have been to The Land of Happy- What a bore!

You Might Be Submissive If...
You may be submissive if... -If you see a "Mix-Master" in the store and think it's a new self-stimulating toy, you may be a submissive. -If you hear the drinking toast "Bottoms up!" and instantly obey, you may be a submissive. -If you are more concerned about the skin on your ass then that on your face you may be a submissive. -If you get excited when you see an ad for "Flag Day" because you think someone mispelled a word, you may be a submissive. -If a friend of yours tells you she can't get out of the house because she's all tied up....and you get jealous, you may be a submissive. -If you walk by dog obedience classes and offer to demonstrate from the dog's perspective, you may be a submissive. -If stocks and bonds fascinate you, but you could not care less what happens on Wall Street, you may be a submissive. -If you smile and think of a thin, flexible rod when you hear the word "switch", you may be a submissive. -If you think the best part of goin

Adventure Log 3: Fucking Hookers...
Man, what the fuck is wrong with people?! I get on the bus today to go home, and I have with me (and am playing) my Nintendo DS. These 2 girls come sit by me on the back of the bus. We'll mind you, I don't find them attractive. We'll these girls start asking me all kinds of personal questions....then I actually glanced up (this is before I decided they weren't pretty) and was like WTF are they doing some kind of drug. The one girl looked like she had just been punched in the face....to much makeup, grimy ass coats...was pretty damn nasty. Whats worse is they put me on the spot asking me "Do you think my friend is cute?" What the fuck am I supposed to say? We'll I went with (because I'm nice) "Sorry, I'm not going to say you are attractive, because I'm not interested in anyone right now" Even though the second part is a lie. Oh well, fucking hookers.

Pretty Girl
~**@$Luckyy Charm__~!@# pretty girl is suffering while he confesses everything pretty soon she'll figure out what his intentions where all about thats what you get for falling again you can never get him out of your head its the wayy that he makes you feel its the wayy he kisses you it's the wayy he makes you fall in love she's beautiful as usual with bruises on her ego and thats what you get for falling again you can never get him outa your head its they wayy he makes your feel Pretty girl is suffering while he confesses everything __xXx.HeartBroken.xXx__

It Is Thursday
Yes it is. I have been bored. But this morning I was so gone, I had no idea what was going on. Well I have been feeling anxious today! I just don't feel right. I need sun. I thought it was dark out and thought that it was night time. Oh and I got really dizzy sudenly. I hate that feeling.

My Guud Thought For Today!
Thought For The Day "Good looks catch the eye but a GOOD personality catches the heart. You're blessed with both!" / / / Don't be flattered, this message was sent to ME! I just wanted YOU to read it. Tag....... You are it, Pass it on.

A Child's Conversation With God!
A newborns conversation with God: A baby asked God, "They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow, but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?" God said, "Your angel will be waiting for you and will take care of you." The child further inquired, "But tell me, here in heaven I don't have to do anything but sing and smile to be happy." God said, "Your angel will sing for you and will also smile for you. And you will feel your angel's love and be very happy." Again the child asked, "And how am I going to be able to understand when people talk to me if I don't know the language?" God said, "Your angel will tell you the most beautiful and sweet words you will ever hear, and with much patience and care, your angel will teach you how to speak." "And what am I going to do when I want to talk to you?" God said, "Your angel will place your hands together and will teach you how to pray." "Who will protect me?"

Such A Cute Poem
~ If it's the last thing I do, I'll make you mine Darling the first thing is you, in my design Just like the stars guard the moon above me That's just how I'll guard our love, so love me Please love me If it's the last thing I do, I'll take your hand And though I won't say a word, you'll understand I'll build a dream just for two And then I'll make it come true If it's the very last thing I do Just like the stars guard the moon above me That's just how I'll guard our love, so love me Please love me If it's the last thing I do, I'll take your hand And though I won't say a word, you'll understand I'll build a dream just for two And then I'll make it come true If it's the very last thing I do ~ FS

Guys...in General...no Offense To The Nicer Ones
guys in general are pissing me off.....im trying to get a grasp on it cause i realize im just not having an amazing day....but the one that supposed to be my best friend is being a prick...sorry to bitch this here but i know saying it to them will only make this issue worse and i know im not really pissed at them im just pissed off at the whole fucking world today. sorry.

I Fuckin Rock!
I just thought I'd toot my own horn since noone else is going to do it. I've realized that I do alot and so do most people and we should get thanked sometimes for it. I go to work and work 40 hours then come home and clean like a good little maid, pay all the bills, do laundry and dishes, and make dinner, and take care of the animals, and then in my spare time after doing all that is mine time. I know I'm not the only one who does all this but dammit..I'm deserve a little gratitude from the people I live with. So instead of them giving it to me, I;m giving it to myself..I fuckin rock!!

Delete Yourself
I know it sounds strange but I am really tired of nasty little emails from women/potential women..in your lives. If you are with someone else, or currently interested in being with someone else (more than friends) will you kindly PLEASE remove yourself from my list, and stop talking to me all together!! Like I said sounds weird, but I'm not here to take someones man..or woman lol and if you can't be a faithful..other half, what do I need you for?? I would like to think thats self explanitory..but just in case..here it is in writing! I've already deleted 2 people this week because of this. I don't care if you arent interested in me it wont hurt my feelings..but dont bother even talking to me if you're with someone else..plan one being with someone else anytime in the near future, or making a date to see this someone else. It's easier for me when I don't have to wonder or try to guess whats going on. Thank you!

God Its Been A Lovely Day
so you dont want to hear about my good song? and you dont want to hear about how i am getting on with all the things that i can get done the sun is in the sky & i am by my lonesome so you don't want to hear about my good day? you have better things to do than to hear me say god its been a lovely day! everything is going my way i took out the trash today and i'm on fire... so you don't want to hear about my good friends? you dont have the guts to take the truth or consequence success is in the eye of the beholder and its looking even better over your cold shoulder i'm not suggesting you up and line me up for questioning but jesus think about the bridges you are burning and i'm betting that even though you knew it from the start you'd rather be a bitch than be an ordinary broken heart so go ahead and talk about your bad day... i want all the details of the pain and misery that you are inflicting on the others i consider them my sisters and i'd like their numbe

Hey There Everyone
hey there everyone... My guess that I'm maybe leaving for good but I will still log-on to say hi to everyone. I really don't know what to do anymore because me and my girlfriend for 3 years has broke my heart. Now I'm thinking of going somewhere that I will be appretation where I'm going in June. She very cool and nice. But my problem is if i leave do I wanna see my son grow up without a daddy? Im going to miss my little man because he means a lot to me and nikki too. I need some input on things please feel free to give me some ideas what to do?? rob

Quick Update
well just thought I would do a quick update of everything thats going on. Work is going pretty good, have to work all weekend but I dont really mind cuz thats over time and I really need the money right now. Went and looked at an apartment the other day and loved it. The only thing that sux about it is that its a lil more pricy then what I was hoping for but I can still handle it so I really hope i get it. As far as I know things with me and my boyfriend are still going really well. Havent heard from him in over a week though :(. But then again I know he is probably busy and tied. Um my duaghter is doing really good. Shes pretty much totally over the broncitis thank god. I talked to my recruiter yesterday letting him know that I changed my mind bout joining and he wants me to call him again so we can talk. He is a really good guy and I think he just wants to make sure everything is okay with me and my daughter so I will probably call him tomorrow. Ummm besides that there isn

Looking Around The Desert....
So I have to say, it's been a weird day. I just feel like i'm floating around, and that time hasn't been passing at a very slow, then fast rate. Maybe it's just because I tired myself out. Anywho, so....take care everyone!

The Note
He pauses, and stops just briefly enough to check his pockets. If he'd done it before, it wouldn't have been as shocking but he took his time like easy rocking. He goes to her door for a third time it seems, puts it in the mail shoot and slowly leaves. He knows she'll get it, does he know if she'll return the favour and mean it? This is one of those times he knows he'll slowly savor. He'll wait a few days, and hopefully she'll leave him another note and agree.

Living With A Monster.
Living with my uncle is like living with a monster. He's constant yelling at everyone and insulting them. He can be such an ass. He's abusive. He doesn't use his hands though he uses his words which sometimes can hurt a hell of alot worse.....for those of you close to me you know what im talkin about. Well this morning i woke up to him yelling and threatening to strangle my aunt. the reason he flipped out was because the post office screwed up on mailing out the car payment my aunt had sent out. he was screaming at the top of his lungs blaming her for it. She didnt do anything. its not her fault they fucked up. I ran out to the kitchen the second i heard him threaten her and asked what the fuck was goin on. Well buzzy just kept goin. my aunt filled me in and i told her all of it was bullshit. I was extremely pissed at that point. Hearin him yell is not a good way to wake up first thing in the AM. He started hittin shit and yellin even louder. I told my aunt i wanted to call the cops

Yay Day
ok so i wake up w/ something i can never have stuck in my head. so i downlaod it and listen to it & suprisingly didnt cry! some mornings i do that.but not today! ^_^ i feel free after telling a certain someone to get outa my arse! but now he wont stop texting me and calling me and hes all like im ready to get married now. i dont wasnt him to marry me outa guilt...HELL im not even to sure i still wanna be with him!!! >_< for one i fell out love & that wasnt my fault..absence made this heart grow forgetful not fonder.he wanted too m uch free time. always out at the bar drinking. but now hes kissing my ass. idk what to do about him. im going bonkerz!!! restraing orders are pretty harsh. grrr! any volunteers for an ass beating? get some sense knocked into his head! he keeps telling our friends hes scared hes gunna lose me...TOO LATE! he should have thought about me when i was wanting attention. i wasted 8 years on this guy all b/c he said we\'d be together forever. dunno if ill ever be

Why Parents Drink!!!
A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one Day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. " Hello ? "Is your daddy home?" he asked. " Yes ," whispered the small voice. May I talk with him?" The child whispered, " No ." Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" " Yes ." "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, " No ." Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?" " Yes ," whispered the child, " a policeman ". Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, May I speak with the policeman?" " No, he's busy ", whispered the child. "Busy doing what?" " Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ," came the whispered answer. Growing more wor

Ten Arrested At Cheney Protest
* * Important - Please Rate This BLOG * * Ten arrested at Cheney protest 22 Feb 2007 Ten people have been arrested in Sydney during violent clashes between police and protesters at a rally ahead of the arrival of US Vice-President [sic] Dick Cheney. http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21269519-1702,00.html

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i hate to ask for help but im only 247 points to my next level, i cant find anything to rate to get there myself. so if you got 5 mins, can you help me level up, i will get you a gift or rate you pics or something.

Just Some Random Quotes I Like
- "Be of use....But don't be used" - "I know on some level it's wrong but luckily I'm not deep enough to have that level" - "Friends are made by many acts and lost by only one" - "To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost." - "May you have the hindsight to know where you've been, the foresight to know where you're going, and the insight to know when you're going to far!" - "I'm surrounded by idiots...some village is deprived" - "You can kiss a fool. A fool can kiss you. But don't let a kiss fool you" - "The hardest thing in this world is to live in it" - "Love is the slowest form of suicide" - "I never stopped loving you! I just stopped showing it" - "Pack your bags, we're going on a guilt trip"

Hi....my Cherry Friends!!
Well life has been busy.. I am soooo glad to make time out to nite and see you all.. Thanks for being my friend... I really wish you a great night.. Drop me a line for time to time!!! Your Cherry Friend!! Jeannie

"we're Talking About Trillions Of Dollars Of Oil That Are At Stake." Oily Truth Emerges In Iraq
* * Important - Please Rate This BLOG * * "We're talking about trillions of dollars of oil that are at stake." Oily truth emerges in Iraq 21 Feb 2007 A proposed new Iraqi oil and gas law began circulating last week... Under the proposed law, Iraq's immense oil reserves would not simply be opened to foreign oil exploration, as many had expected. Amazingly, executives from those companies would actually be given seats on a new Federal Oil and Gas Council that would control all of Iraq's reserves. In other words, Chevron, ExxonMobil, British Petroleum and the other Western oil giants could end up on the board of directors of the Iraqi Federal Oil and Gas Council, while Iraq's own national oil company would become just another competitor. http://www.nydailynews.com/02-21-2007/news/story/499341p-421044c.html

I Am The Sexiest Redneck On Cherry Tap
HOW ABOUT THAT? When MissRodeo asked me if I wanted to join that contest I thought I would just be fodder amongst all the other guys. Thanks to a fantastic team of people who gathered with me and nailed the s**t out of the comments I went and won the darn thing. I'm not really sure what all it means except a lot of new friends and a pretty darn good feeling, but to me that's more than enough. Thanks to all you folks who chipped in. The last I looked before I learned about winning, we had more than doubled the next closest competitor. Down below is the lucky picture one more time. Bless y'all THE Cowboy

One Of My Poems
Shamaness' Musings The mists rise across the mountains Calling me, beckoning me, whispering tales of old Caressing me, teasing me to step across the veil and behold, Things that have been and are yet to be Joined in the timelessness of the mists. Like a dragon's breath it entwines about the land Making her ageless and ancient Enticing and enchanting her to sleep. Like the wet soft kiss of a lover The mist gently moves over her curves and valleys Lulling her gently, comforting her, sheltering her. Time stops and ancient spirits roam. Brief glimpses of their shadows Cross before my eyes and are gone, Leaving their imprint on my soul A feeling of ache and longing left behind. I step across the mist and lose myself Feeling it surrounding me, entwining and becoming one. Crossing over and merging with the ancient energy It holds me close and alters me, Opens me, releases me Into a time that is no time. I lay upon the land blanketed by the mists Breathing deeply letting her renew me Sinking m

Hello My Friends
I am sorry i have been missing Putting comments on most peoples pages.I have been going throu some hard times,and work does not help.I miss you all and I hope every one is doing well.Tomorrow is FRIDAY and man I need this one.Things will be better then.Love you all. ~Sterling~

Why
As all of my friends know I just lost a good friend! I was blessed to have had the chance to have him as a friend! My heart goes out to his family especially his brothers and his girlfriend Wendy and their daughters. When things like this happen it makes me question my faith and why God would take such a good man! He was a wonderful son, brother, father, and friend to many! I met him for the first time in 2003 and he was only 17 years old, but more mature than most men my own age! There wasnt a time the whole week that I was in P-Cola that he didnt put a smile on my and everyone around him face. He was just a pleasure to be around!!! When Lacey called me yesterday and told me he was missing my heart stopped! The first thing that popped in my head was OMG I hope Wendy and the girls are ok. She told me what happened and I thought my heart had been ripped outta my chest. I prayed all day and night that he would be found alive!!! But as more time passes I know that there is a slim chance o

Just Because I Can
SOMETIMES THE WATERS GET ROUGH, AND IT SEEM YOU MIGHT LOSE YOUR WAY. BUT WHETER IN FRONT, BESIDE, OR BEHIND YOU, I AM WITH YOU EVERY DAY, SO WHEN IT SEEMS TO MUCH TO HANDLE, REMEMBER YOU CAN CALL MY NAME. I WILL ALWAYS BE RIGHT THERE FOR YOU, BECAUSE I KNOW YOU WILL THE SAME. THROUGH GOOD TIMES AND BAD, I'LL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU!!!!!

If Your Sad Read This.
Don't Make a Redhead Mad ! A big shot business man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his employees. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him. The redheaded nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature. "After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth. "No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I can't use an oral thermometer. "This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his behind. After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!" She leaves the door to his room open on her way out. He curses under his breath as he hears people walking past his door, laughing. After almos

It's The Worst Feeling In The World To Love And Hate Someone In The Same Exact Second
It's the worst feeling in the world to love and hate someone in the same exact second It's hard to watch things change when all you want is for them to stay the same When you want everything and nothing at the same time, when you want to let go, but you keep holding on When you want to move on but your stuck right where you started When feelings come and go and you cant decide what you want. It's so hard when you want to see that one person everyday & when you do, you don't know what to say When you have so many things to say but you don't know where to start When deep down inside you know if you lose this, it's gone and it will never come back When you know they are right beside you, but yet they are so far away When you want them in your life so bad, but all you can do is push them farther and farther away It's so hard to think back to how things used to be, realizing how different things are & how they will never be the same You tell your self its not worth it, but if it

Who I Like On Lc/ct Part 7
Who i like on LC/CT is Chatqueen24 because she's a wonderful and a sensitive person and a consider my cool friend and someone i care about as well and everytime she's not around on ct i miss her like all my other friends on this site and i hope someday she'll come to Australia and visit me that would be so cool and i would show her my part of Sydney someday which for me would a good thing so Bec aka Chatqueen24 is someone who i like on LC/CT from Bruce

The Full Story Form Mother And Daughter!!!
HEY EVERYONETHOSE THAT DONT KNOWMAKAYLA AGE 17THE FULL STORY WE HAVEFROM THE MOTHER ANDDAUGHTER MAKAYLA HERSELF Makayla is a very sweet girl who was little wild but good girl. she never did anything wrong. She met this guy matt and he told her he was 18 years old so they started seeing each other.Then he asked her to have sex with him and she said no she wasent ready just yet. So he said ok played it off like he was ok with it so she drank her ice tea and never new there was something in it. So after she drank it she then passed out and he took anvanage of it and raped her. He thought there was no evedince to prove he did it so he though he was in the clear, then when he found out she was 3 months pregnant he then attacked her. He th

Friends
As we walk our path of life, We meet people everyday. Most are simply met by chance. But, some are sent our way. These become special friends Whose bond we can''t explain; The ones who understand us And share our joy and pain. Their love contains no boundaries. So, even when we are apart. Their presence enhances us With a warmth felt in the heart. This love becomes a passageway, When even the miles disappear. And so, these friends, Remain forever near, They don't turn on you, When others come there way, Acting like a friend, When there just out to get there way, If your not a true friend, Then take the lies and games away, I'll still be here for you, When your fair weather friends blow away... love you...but you know that ric *********A true friend!********** luv u 2 babe!

Guy Rules!
The Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. We always hear"the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1.

Pulled My Pud!
Ever sneeze and seem to pull something in your groin?Probably not seing most of you are women.I did that this morning when i got outta my truck.It was the first sneeze,I sneezed like 4 times!But the first one hurt my boys,so i grabbed them.And then everysneeze after that I had to kinda jump in the air with my legs flailing to eachside while I sneezed.It really didnt help as far as the pain goes though.In fact not only did it still hurt but im sure it just added an element of total dorkiness...To see me out there with my hand squeezing my package,sneezing and doing what looked like a "boy band" dance (oh-oh-O-oh the right stuff)was amusing to the fellas! Took the kids to walmart yesterday,we bought a baseball,a bat,a frisbee and several things to occupy ourselves with.Oh and a cable splitter so i could set them up with the cartoon channel in my room!...Then we came home and Bar-b-qued!...so to recap MY WEEKEND..We went to the bowling alley,walmart bar-b-qued and and stole cable tel

Fifteen Ways To Avoid A Southern Ass Whoopin'
Fifteen Ways To Avoid Good Southern Ass Whuppin" Issued by the Southern Tourism Bureau to ALL visiting Northerners, Northeasterners, North westerners, Westerners and Southwestern Urbanites 1) Don't order filet mignon or pasta primavera at Waffle House. It's just a diner. They serve break- fast 24 hours a day. Let them cook something they know. If you confuse them, they'll kick your ass 2) Don't laugh at our Southern names (Merleen, Luther, Tammy Lynn, Inez, Billy Joe, Sissy, Clovis, etc.) or we will just HAVE to kick your ass 3) Don't order a bottle of pop or a can of soda down here. Down here it's called Coke. Nobody gives a flying rat's ass whether it's Pepsi, RC, Dr. Pepper, 7-Up or whatever... it's still a Coke. Accept it. Doing otherwise can lead to an ass kicking. 4) We know our heritage. Most of us are more literate than you (e.g. Welty, Williams, Faulkner). We are also better educated and generally a lot nicer. Don't refer to us as a bunch of

~~lawyers And Mexican Grandmas~~
>>> >>> >LAWYERS SHOULD NEVER ASK A MEXICAN GRANDMA A QUESTION IF THEY >>>AREN'T >>> >PREPARED FOR THE ANSWER: >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> >IN A TRIAL, IN A SMALL TOWN in TEXAS , A PROSECUTING ATTORNEY >>>CALLED HIS >>> >FIRST WITNESS, A MEXICAN GRANDMOTHER, AN ELDERLY WOMAN TO THE >>>STAND. >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> >HE APPROACHED HER AND ASKED, MRS SANCHEZ,"DO YOU KNOW ME?" >>> >SHE RESPONDED, "SI, I MEAN, JESS I KNOW YOU MR. WILLIAMS. I >>>KNOWN YOU >>> >SINCE YOU WERE A CHAVALITO AND FRANKLY YOU'VE BEEN A BIG >>>DISAPPOINTMENT >>> >TO ME. YOU LIE, YOU CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE, AND YOU MANIPULATE >>>PEOPLE AND >>> >TALK ABOUT THEM BEHIND THEIR BACKS. YOU THINK YOU'RE A BIG SHOT >>>WHEN YOU >>> >HAVEN'T THE BRAINS TO REALIZE YOU WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO NOTHIN' >>>BUT A TWO >>> >BIT PAPERPUSHER. YES I KNOW YOU." >>> > >>> >THE LAWYER WAS STUNNED. NOT KNOWING WHAT ELSE TO DO, HE POINTED >>>ACROSS >>> >THE ROOM AND ASKED, MRS. SANCHEZ, DO YOU KNOW THE DEFENSE >>>ATT

Forcast Of How This Weekend In Detroit Will Pan Out...
heres how I see this weekend rolling out in detroit...Fri: 5PM: sinmora and FM will show up sometime around 5pm even though as we're to leave at 4pm... take an hour to get ready and then we drive 3 hours to the cold as city of detroit... 6-9PM: we drive at the hotel and then check in and then wait another hour to get ready... 11PM: hit city club 1AM: sinmora has gone from sober to wienerville, while FM and I are still not even half retarded... 1:15AM: sinmora and FM go back to the hotel somewhere between 1AM and bar closing time: I find a few friends I haven't seen in months/years and get shitty with them... probably make out with some random chick along the way that I'll have no idea who she is... bar closing time: I head back to the hotel hopefully remembering what direction its in and not walking straight, and with my pants on somehow and forgetting i have to be up in 6-7 hours to start setting up for shooting...Sat: 11AM: wake up and get ready so I can get the new suit

The Ex's Survey
EX'S SURVEY This will be interesting!! (1) Would you kiss your Ex again? Maybe 2) How many girlfriends/ boyfriends have told you they loved you? a few (3) Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person? no, but some how I ended up that way (4) Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt? YES (5) Have you ever made a boy/girlfriend cry... Yes (6) Are you happier single or in a relationship? Single (7) Have you ever been cheated on? Yes 8) Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it? No (9) Have you ever had your heart broken? yes (10) If you could go back in time and change things, would you? Of course! I wouldn't have ended up married LOL (11) Think any of your ex's still love you? yes (12) Do you believe that you are a good girlfriend/boyfriend? No (13) Have you dated someone who was not good to you? Everyone I ever date tends to be a bad choice for me (14) Have you dated someone older than yo

Sunshine And Angels
I met you then you let me in a couple drinks to begin holding hands while we walk I hold you close as we talk another night another dance another new romance we sit and laugh and share a smile I think ill stay awhile cuz youre like sunshine and angels shining down on me take me by the hand to where I wanna be sunshine and angels shining down so bright sunshine and angels when im with you tonite a little girl a little boy a backyard some old toys how happy can we be sittin under that old tree I thank the lord I have you and our love is always true cuz youre like sunshine and angels shining down on me take me by the hand to where I wanna be sunshine and angels shining down so bright sunshine and angels when im with you tonite

Getting Pissed
Gotta love the day i have tomm, i have a harbour cruise around Sydney Harbour (which really is beautiful if you havent seen it) with 5 or 6 of Sydneys best hardcore /punk bands, then after the boat we go to another gig which has 11 of the best Death/Grind/Gore bands in Sydney. Killer fuckin day. Horns up m/.

``sad Sad Story``
>>> Obituary of the late Mr. Common Sense >>> >>> Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who >>> has >>> been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since >>> his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will >>> be >>> remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when >>> to >>> come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't >>> always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. >>> >>> Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more >>> than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in >>> charge). >>> >>> His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but >>> overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 -year- old boy >>> charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended >>> from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for >>> rep

Damn Baptists Again!
Police blow up foul-mouthed CDs that blared in church February 22, 2007 • CD players hidden under church pews blared foul language during Mass • Staff took the CD players to the basement and called police • Bomb squad detonated two of the three devices • Police are keeping third CD player to test for fingerprints or DNA SANTA FE, New Mexico (AP) -- Three CD players hidden under a cathedral's pews blared sexually explicit language in the middle of an Ash Wednesday Mass, leading a bomb squad to detonate two of the devices. Authorities determined the music players were not dangerous and kept the third one to check it for clues, said police Capt. Gary Johnson. The CD players, duct-taped to the bottoms of the pews, were set to turn on in the middle of noon Mass on Wednesday at the Roman Catholic Cathedral Basilica of St. Francis of Assisi. The recordings, made on store-bought blank discs, featured people using foul language and "pornographic messages," Johnson said. He would no

Sexual Horroscope And It Is Exact For Me
LIBRA FEMALE IN BED The only thing that separates Libra men and women is what's between their legs! Libra girl wants a strong man who understands that she needs her individuality and freedom. She is turned off by burping, farting, and bad breath. Good personal hygiene is crucial if you want to get to 2nd base. Librans are very good at lying to get their own way. When your Libra girl groans in bed, look into her eyes to make sure she's not 'faking it'. THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON LIBRA Libra's Love Zone is their lower back and butt, so please, squeeze and pat your Libra's butt whenever you get a chance. When you're kissing, reach under his or her top and stroke the lower part of their back, starting in the middle and working your way down to their butt. Take your time and be gentle! To really drive your Libra wild? Have you ever heard of the term 'Rimming'??? Does it surprise you that a high percentage of Libras are gay? but i am not gay that part is only for men !!

Its Been Awhile
I went from bein on the computer everyday to not at all...I wish I could be on more often. Life has been pretty rough...I feel like I have reason to fear for my life and so I aks that you keep me in your thoughts and I travel on. Life goes on and I must stay strong....

A Blog Worth Reading...
if you like shoes! I love these shoes!!! I got the last pair in my size and they fit perfect and they are LEATHER and RED... It was love at first site. Plus I can wear them on dates with shorter guys because they have little "kitten" heels... yay!!!

You(lyrics) By Amanda-kathryn
You are the sun, that keeps on shining in my world. You are the life, that keeps on pulsing in my heart. All I know is when you're here, you make me smile and heaven cheers. When you're gone the sun don't shine, and the beauty dies. Without you, i'm incomplete. Where would I be, without your beauty? It captivates me so. Who would I be, without your presence? I really don't know. All I know is when you're here, you make me smile and heaven cheers. When you're gone the sun don't shine, and the beauty dies. Without you, i'm incomplete. You are the song I can't forget. The constant figure in my head. Can't you see How much you mean...to me? All I know is when you're here, you make me smile and heaven cheers. When you're gone the sun don't shine, and the beauty dies. Without you, i'm incomplete. -A

Dissipation
The fog has lifted but a morsel of hope surely doth remain. A light, I will always leave burning. Just in case she decides to come home. If not, we are best friends forever. Te amo mi amiga. I hope you find what your looking for. If not, you'll always have me. With love, Kitty p.s. I am ready to meet new people. Now that I know what you had not told me. Thank you for everything.

Honor
out of the sun they fly towards me in a blinding light my chance to fight is slim my future now is grim a phoenix with wings of fire I try to run climbing higher and higher the battle now is in the sky in this fight I shall surely die Fly...for my honor Fight...for your freedom Fly...for my life Fight...for what is right two now are on my tail as they fire I feel the pain straight from the depths of hell if I live I'll go insane fire has broke out as I start to spin I'm headed towards the sea this battle I did not win now at last my soul can be free

The Fireman
The Fireman He walked with calm and grace Into the burning blaze He was a liar When talking about the fire Of course it scared him Almost to the brim But still he made it in With fears and a grin To cover his face he wore a gas mask So smoke wouldn’t distract his task His comrade in the fiery battle Tripped over a toy rattle Before the fire could claim his mate He pulled him back from fate The pair found a woman frail Clutching with her a water pail She kept on fretting As they kept on stepping Saving her from a certainty Seemed to take an eternity Chaos reigned down As a way out they found He let the medics take her away So he could finish his day He ignored a shout Before the fire was out The building was burned black A girl, the embers she will track He smiled at his mate Who stood outside the gate We managed it again He said to his friend The fire is out Until lit by a lout The fire man got into h

Wild Times In The Hood
tonight was crazy-gave a friend a ride,which turned into him scamming some crack dealer by pretending to be a cop.the dude followed us in his truck,swerving at me,and im in a dodge minivan,so you can imagine how hard it is to control in a chase,let alone one where youve just robbed a speed dealer,so im pissed at my boy,and hes calling the real police to report this dealer,giving the cops a play by play as were darting through traffic,narowly avoiding collisions.after2 or 3 quick u turns,i ditched the guy and hit the freeway and safety.it wouldnt have been so bad except i wasnt warned that he planned a heist-i thought i was taking him to pick up his paycheck,so SURpRISE!!!!!anyway,all that drama so he can get tweaked,and all i got was 80 bucks cash,but what the hell,it beats working hard in the cold tomorrow.and dont get the wrong ideas,i dont touch coca,nor condone robbery-but if theres meat daddygets a bite-

For The Comedy Lover
if you havent watched the sarah silverman program,what is your issue-shes the funniest shit on the devil box in awhile.when she said you canchoose to have the abortion of your dreams tonight i laughed so hard into my pipe that the bowl flew out onto the floor and i didnt even flinch.

Tiya... My Best Friend!!!!!!!!
Well people what can I say about this girl?!?!?!? She is my heart, my soul, my rock, my confidant, my shoulder to cry on, my partner in crime, she is my best friend!!! Over 10 years we have been to hell and back... We have had our friendship put to the test on more than one occasion and we come out stronger than we were when we went in... She has been by my side thru the worst times in my life... And she has partied with me thru the best... She knows what Im thinking before I even say it... And she knows me better than I know myself... She has been one of only a handfull of people who have always seen me for who I am no matter what... She thinks Im beautiful even first thing in the morning... And knows and has more confidence in what I can achieve than I have in myself some days... Tiya my love I know life hasnt been that picture perfect dream we both had growing up... Its been hard and it sometimes it hurts so bad we cant breathe... But I want you to know I have your back, I love y

Youre Gonna Hate Me For This One,butc'est La Vie
..REPOST THIS. Living creatures are tasty.If You love chain mail, then you are retarded. No one cares about your bikini wax, or who you teabagged in 2006 or stupid stories that involve shooting babies in the face point blank.PENGUINS ARENT REAL SMART. GET OVER IT.THIS IS NECESSARY-LIFE FEEDS ON LIFE FEEDS ON LIFE FEEDS ON LIFE.This is death by chocolate to the highest level. Please help spread awareness of the scientists being harassed for using animal testing to save human life and end disease. It is not right and should be stopped.PETA must be spayed and neutered. The following images are of animals that werent cute enough to love. They are graphic,and oh so butt ugly.If you have a heart you'll repost this.IF YOU DONT REPOST MAYBE YOU NEED TESTING ON YOURSELF,OR MAYBE YOU DONT FORM OPINIONS AND BELIEFS BASED ON EMOTIONS,BUT ACTUALLY USE YOUR BRAIN TO FORM YOUR OWN IDEAS OF RIGHTAND WRONG.Hit reply then copy the codes my pretties.

The Report
This Just In, I don't give a rat's ass. Why would I? I mean really? Why would I give a rat's ass? Do you deserve a rat's ass? Maybe a nice dinner, or a walk on the beach, but a rat's ass? Fuck That! Rat's asses are for those, who don't really care, rat's asses are for those, who don't like you, Rat's asses, smell like shit. Fuck them, Fuck rat's asses. That is all, good day!

Masturbation
She laying on her bed and she reaches for her night stand and opens the drawer and inside is a average pink vibrator, she twists it on and then she slowly takes it to her nipples around them she goes and then down her body slowly she takes it to her wet pussy lips, she hits her clit and sends out a soft moan and then she reaches her love hole and in it goes slowly slowly then fatser and faster as she is doing this she is playing with her very wet clit and she all of a sudden stops and she sees him standing by her bed and he asks may i join in nd she says sure so she turns it off because there is no need for it now but then he take the vibrator from her and turns it back on and he whipes it off on his pants he doesnt care but he takes it and slowly works it down her body and she is trembling because its getting her wetter and wetter because as of earlier she was almost ready to burst but hes making it all the better because he is there with her but he take it and slowly glides it down t

Its Wrong
I just reposted a bulletin about animial abuse and testing. It is wrong very wrong. I have four dogs and a cat, whom I love very much! I could never ever hurt one of them. It would be like hurting one of my children. Yes sometimes they get on my nervous and make me mad. But those times are few. They bring me joy and show me love more than anything. I see things like this and it makes me sick!!!!!! Im not a fan of the human race. I feel that we as a spicies should be done away with. Were to sick to live! Everytime I see something like that I love mine alot more and I dare someone try and hurt one of them. They would see my dark side come out and I would do to them what they did to my dog/cat!!! Hurt them and you take your life into your hands. Same as if you harmed one of my kids!

A Friend's Passing
This is the letter I wrote to my former commander upon hearing of my friend's death. Sometimes, less is more. Sir: It was a heavy blow to my morale upon hearing of SSG XXXX passing. I worked with him and knew him for a long time during my stay with XXX. Moreover, I remember explicitly my last conversations with this good man, husband, and Soldier. Not only has a family lost a great man, but the army and the nation have also suffered another unconscionable blow. While he was and is a Soldier of our military, who conducted himself to our highest standards, his murder by the inhuman waste that afflicts Iraq and the world is without question a heinous act not worthy of such an honorable man. I know that this is a tremendous blow to 9th Battalion; however, I am also cognizant of the professionalism and dedication to duty that the officers, NCOs, and Soldiers of XXX Battalion possess. They will soldier-on despite such a loss. Please, extend my sympathies to his fam

5 Years Of Happiness 15 Of Hell!!!!!
I was hoping to make somethin out of this, but it can't be done. How can you love a liar, a cheat and a person who brings home a disease that could and by the Grace of God didn't get ya so it could kill ya too? Sbould have gone long ago, but I was not strong enough, emotionlly. Don't get me wrong, I'll always care, it just doesn't fall in the love category anymore and I refuse to live like a nun any more on top of all of that. Verbal and emotional abuse, intimidation, b.s. and rarely and I'm sorry unless he's threatened by something like this,by the prospect of my leaving him. Beg as he may my sanity and well-being are more important than his headgames about the teenagers, (youngest about to graduate). Then I will go of to wherever. Love always, Valarie

Vampy Red: Behind The Villainy
VampyreDJ666...Some just don't know how old that screen name is. It's been read all types of ways, primarily Vampy Red J 666. I've since given up any attempt at correction of that old defunct screen name. There is a story behind it, though. I think it's about time that I finally reveal it. Now, back in late 2000, early 2001, I hosted a show on Live365.com back when it was free in the late hours of the night playing everything from glam (David Bowie) to black metal (Cradle of Filth, Dimmu Borgir, Dark Funeral) to straight Rock (Guns N' Roses." I might have had about 100 mp3s on the laptop I was using which belongs to my now ex-wife. The show didn't really flesh itself. It didn't have the time to do it. Live365.com's program ventured into the territory of program death and never returned. Attempts at revival didn't work. The show died with it but not before the Satanic rockers crawled out of the darkness and began requesting all the black metal I had in my collection over and over aga

More More Music
My Curse I watched you walk away Hopeless, with nothing to say I screen my eyes Hoping to see you again This is my curse (the longing) This is my curse (to) This is my curse (the yearning) This is my curse There is love burning to find you Will you wait for me? Will you be here? Your silence haunts me But I still hunger for you This is my curse (the wanting) This is my curse (to) This is my curse (the needing) There is love burning to find you Will you wait for me? Still I want And I still I ache But still I wait To see you again Dying, inside, these walls (2x) Can I see your face in these tears? In these tears And I see your face... There is love [8x]

Deicide Bastard Of Christ
Bastard of the cross relentlessly Strike fear preaching of his coming here Scriptures, twisted words to provocate Rapture from the lord your gods' so great BASTARDS OF CHRIST - DIE!!!! He fucked himself to save you - put to death, masochist For this his words berate truth - agonized, prophecized Revive the book of fiction - blasphemy, gluttony, to decieve you and me In battled disposition - hang the bitch on the cross Entitled his conviction - blasphemous, lunatic Your heart is full of hatred - BASTARDS DIE, FUCK YOUR CHRIST, WILL SURVIVE, KILL YOURSELF......DIE!!!!!! Bastard, for your god you compromise Do without, search the truth you'll never find Scriptures offer little to relate Laughter from the lord into your face BASTARDS OF CHRIST - DIE!!!! You think your god will save who - I will see, just believe You fool, not true, no thank you - enemy of the cross His word installs deception - pray to god, not for me, for yourself, soon you'll see You'll die for yo

Deicide Blame It On God
God is the reason we live in dismay It is his will that this world's suffering If we do not believe what you foretell We can expect afterlife will be hell You are the one, who killed his own son We are the ones, you're blaming it on Lust was created beginning with hymn When we indulge we are guilty of sin Torture our lives with confusion and lies Mass contradiction, Religious facades BLAME IT ON GOD BLAME IT ON GOD BLAME IT ON GOD!!!!!!!!!!!LIAR Lord of salvation keep looking away It is your will that this world goes astray Take us each day from this place you unworthed Unfulfilled promise of heaven on earth You are the one, who killed you're own son We are the ones, your hatred is on Children are dying and this you're content Where is your profit in what you have left No intervention from angels above God is the reason that Satan lives on BLAME IT ON GOD BLAME IT ON GOD BLAME IT ON GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LIAR

I Got Choked By A Stripper.
Yup that's right, I put my money up on the sniff bar, she grabbed my hair pulled my head back and choked the shit out of me... I must say I avidly enjoyed it, and wanted to get beat up a bit more, unfortunately I'm sitting here alone kinda drunk, and want nothing more than to get attacked by a girl, and choked some more... It was delicious. If your'e bored drop me a line, shout at me or get ahold of me on AIM: Dismay36, or Yahoo: Gazoo_37 Peace.

Stand Up Comedy
Hows everbody doing??? Ah thats good... You know when your going down the stairs you get to the last part thinking theres another step and booom your foot slams down all awkward. Thats how i feel.... I feel like i should be stepping on something... How ya doin??? I ask everyone that at my job.. I'm a chef that cooks in front of people so i have to make conversation or else they get bored... but sometimes the customers do all the work for me... I had this one kid... he looked at me intesely and said in his little high pitch voice "HEY YOU WANNA?!?!?! NO!!!!" He did that for about 3 minutes..."HEY YOU WANNA?!?! NO!!!!" Freeeaaaaaakkkeeed me the fuck out! I thought maybe he was going to ask me to disney land.. to kill me! Whats weirder is that In between that he kept asking his mom something and tugging on her shirt, but she just kept telling him to talk to me... So finally he gets some courage.. "HEEEEEEYYOOOOUWANNAHEARAFUNNYJOKE?!?!?!" "Umm what?" "YOOOOUWANNAHEARAFUNNYJOKE?!?!?!" Fina

My Comment For Today...
gd mrnn my loves..decided to make ya'll a comment this mrnn..hope you like it...have a great day today...and try to stay out of trouble if possible..im gonna try but not gonna promise..lol lots of love and hugs as always angel

Happy Land
We had our rough times , but that was the past. You bring it up everytime we talk. I look you into your eyes and tell you that it doesn't matter anymore. I love you and you love me. You say you have a surprise. I ask you what it is. You say close your eyes. All the sudden my worries are gone. No more tears, no more saddness. I ask you where I am, you tell me Happy Land. My eyes start opening, hoping all the happyness doesnt dissappear. My happiness stays and your still here.

Poem; Stormy Seas
STORMY SEAS Rough, angry, and stormy seas Ones where ships should never be Tremendous waves and blowing gales Breaking hulls and tearing sails Why would ships wander on such a night When hurricane winds blow with such might Crashing waves and driven rain Taking lives and causing pain (2-17-88) Sharp, dark, and jagged rocks Taking lives like a leper's pox Spliting wood and crushing hull Cackling like a dead man's skull Try as you might you cannot flee The suffocation of the cold sea so among the gasps and the groans Say "HELLO" to Davey Jones (2-23-07) James L. Gardner

This Is For All My Friends And Fans To Read Thanks
mass message, it goes to all. im sending to you due to the fact i made a mistake and i should not have. a few days ago i made the note that i was leaving cherry rock lounge. i did on my own free will. however i ended up getting banded the the process. well i had really pissed some peeps off that day and just about lost a few friends. i was in the process of deleting people, when i said fuck it. i will just hid for a few days, then go back and explain my story. for one im sorry that all this happend. i had been really ticked that day, and im one that can hold it in for so long and then i snap. if i snaped at you im truely sorry. the ones that i just about lost all friendship with know who they are i talked to them first. i promised a few i would write an apology. i feel the need to as well. cherry rock lounge is the best on ct. i know by what i did they lost a few members. im asking you now to forgive me for what i did, i didnt mean to take things out on you or others. please forg

Boredom = Quizzies!
Your Celebrity Boob Twin: Anna Nicole SmithWho's Your Celebrity Boob Twin? Guys Like That You're Fun You're the type of girl guys brag about knowing That's because you're cool, funny, and laid back You're smart enough to know how to be one of the guys But flirty enough to know how to make them all want you What Do Guys Like About You? The PJ's You Are Most Like: No PJ's You're a bit of a hedonist - opting for comfort over everything else You have an understated, easy sexyness that men love You'll risk that for the feeling of sheets against your bare skin! What Kind of PJ's Are You? Your Beauty Element is Air You're quirky, fresh, and fashionable in a surprising way. You have a beauty that's all your own, and it changes as quickly as the wind! What's Your Beauty

Fuck It
By now i should have been somwhere or gone to school, or fixed my hair back down tell it to someone else who gives a shit and needs your help cause i found what i needed and i don't need you to tell me how you feel and if i fall you are not the one that has to cope and deal all my problems are for me my god look at his tattoos and those earrings he could never get a good job go home and beat your kids so they don't turn out as bad as me i don't need your eyes to see i will be what i will be stop coming around cause you bother me stupid mutherfucker pull your head out your ass and see what don't you get, was i stuttering i don't need to take your shit get away from me

Yet Another Crazy Fucked Up Dream..
this dream evolved three friends here on Cherry Tap and myself... Mmmark, Smokey hazel ice, and Ezra. Poor Hazel.. you're dead in this one, buddy. Trying to recall this dream is a bit hard.. but i do know the entire dream was in a movie trailer.. Because I'm sitting on the couch and watching it on T.V. o.- The couple in this story..was Ezra and Mmmark. They moved into this house that had been abandoned before them.. the last people who lived there went crazy because of some unnamed person. Well Mmmark and Ezra check out this house, and nothing seems particularly wrong with it.. the only thing about it is a stain on the ceiling in the kitchen. They consider it nothing, and move on upstairs.. up stairs in the study was this.. giant pool of blood... and this place is right above the kitchen. Before they turn around and run back downstairs to get shit to clean it up, Hazel stops them in the doorway... and he is like.. demented. he claims he made such a 'mess'. Mark and Ezra

Untitled
I'm sorry for last night,but what did I really do ? I caught you screaming and freaking at me, then you hit my shoulder with the fucking phone book too. I had to put some ice on it to take away the pain. Then you made it sound like I'm the reason your going fucking insane. I don't know how to cope, I'm at the end of my rope, but sometimes it feels like if you hit me again I should lose control. Go off the fucking deep end. I should hit you back, each time you hit me, like self defense. All I need is someone, not just a reason to leave cause my reason is I'm sick of this shit. Then you talk about shit like having your wrists slit.I've had jobs on and off for years, one day hoping to get away from all this, why do I take this shit and stay here?

I'm In A Contest ... Best Princess
I am in the best Princess contest, and at the moment i am getting my ass kicked by Kim Il Sung, whats all that about? i admit he has crazy good looks and great hair, but i think i can take the Pepsi challenge with him, i have my own dark brooding looks and charms, so please vote for me. Rob i am used to winning all the elections, this idea of not been able to rig the voting is crazy shit.

I'm So Excited
Oh I walked outside the hospital this morning about 630am and the greatest site met my eyes, the sunrise!!! Now why would that excite me so very much??? BECAUSE it has been dark dark dark here, not to mention cold cold cold and today was a sign of SPRING being right around the corner, a few weeks away!!! Yeah so it's the little things that make me happy.;-) I will be much nicer to people when I feel warmth and sun again I promise. Have a great day!

New Email For My .net Site
Hi Everyone, I have a new email address for my site. If you have written to me with a question or anything and haven't received a response, please resend it to al@aimeelynn.net I lost all the email from my other addy. So sorry if yours was one of them! Hope you have a fantastic day! XOXO, Aimeelynn

I'm About A Week Behind...
Hi everyone, I'm so behind on getting my notices out. But for those of you that look for new updates, I have the full lollipop set up on Dreamnet now. It was actually put up last weekend LOL. I'm just behind. Here ya go. I'll post the links to the new SC updates in just a bit. Here's the link to my sticky and sweet set ;) Sticky kisses, Me

Let's See How Many Peeps Actually Do This
My Physical Survey Physical AppearanceHair ColorBlondeHieght5'1"GlassesSometimesShoe Size6-7Casual or FormalCasualLong or Short HairLongManicured or NaturalNaturalEye ColorBlueLet's get PhysicalLights on or OffOnBed or TableBedRomantic or WildRomanticRisky or SafeRiskyHugs or KissesKissesEars or NeckNeck !Walk fast or SlowFastDance or Tap FootDanceWalk or RideWalkStay in or Go OutDepends On The CompanySpontanious or PlannedLil' Of BothOrganized or FrazzledOrganizedEarly or LateLateTaken or SingleHjmmm ...not sure yetHigh Places or Well GroundedWell GroundedSwimming or SkiingSwimmingHiking or Beach StrollBeach StrollVertical or HorizontalHorizontalBath or ShowerShowerRoll-on or SprayRoll-OnHot or ColdHotTongue or LipsTongueType or WriteWriteRead or SingReadTalk or ListenListenOne of the Gang or OutsiderOutsiderLoud or QuiteQuiteSchool or WorkWorkSmoke or DrinkSmokeThanksgiving Dinner or Midnight SnackMidnight SnackNapkin or Hand TowelNapkinTheater or RentalsRentalsCandle lit Dinner

A Night Of Passion
For two nights I have had some awesome dreams dreams that are so real that they next morning I am wet. I dreamed I was lying in bed with my back to the door. I had my silk gown on and nothing underneath. I snuggled under the covers and with thought of you on my mind I drifted off to sleep. In my dream someone entered the room. By this time i was facing the door and as I pecked I saw YOU take off your clothes and climb in my bed. I felt hands touch my body. Stroking my curves and gently removing my gown. I moan as the air from my fan touched my body. My nipples were so senseitive that when your mouth found them I let out a loud moan. I arched my back to feel your naked body touch my skin. My hands sought your skin. My hand reached down to cup you. I wanted to feel your need for me. I gently tugged on you and pulled you to me. As your kisses became more urgent my need for you grew. I needed you in me. I begged for you to take me NOW. I wanted to feel you i

Detaching With Love
Detaching with Love by Doreen Virtue Did you ever have one of those dreams where you were trying to call someone and the telephone did not work? Well, the current Mercury retrograde energy is creating communication issues along those lines. How ironic that Mercury went retrograde on Valentine’s Day in the emotionally sensitive time of Pisces. Communications within relationships may seem difficult or strained until the end of the month. You may notice people (including yourself) bickering or arguing more than usual. However, as irritating as Mercury retrograde can seem, it always brings blessings in disguise by allowing us to clear away anything that is out of integrity or steeped in lower energy. This is also a wonderful time to practice the spiritual art of detachment with love. Many lightworkers experience stress when people around them are not happy, because the mission of lightworkers is to help bring peace. So you may take it personally if your loved one is n

Gonna Be A Bear!!!
In This life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that!! Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too. When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that!! If you're mama bear. Everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that. If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS your to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat!!!! YUP, gonna be a bear!!!!

Your Daily Dose Of Gratitude
Your Daily Dose of Gratitude ---------------------------------------------------------- If you refuse to change your job (if you don't like it), the only sensible thing you can do is practice loving it every day. (Dr. Wayne Dyer) - www.drwaynedyer.com ---------------------------------------------------------- In every crisis there is a message. Crises are nature's way of forcing change - breaking down old structures, shaking loose negative habits so that something new and better can take their place. (Susan Taylor) ---------------------------------------------------------- Soul exists only in this moment. Every moment, no matter what the conditions, offers opportunities to touch and experience life in a new way. Our egos, with their fears and desires, easily get trapped in the past and the future, but the power to change exists only in this moment. We don't need to know more or have more before we can live more deeply. We simply need to pay attenti

My Ex
Your Ex Is Paranoid Whether your ex was accusing you of cheating or your friends of being evil... Your ex definitely saw things that weren't there! People with paranoid personality disorder bear grudges, are always suspicious, and confide in no one. Sound at all familiar?What's Wrong With Your Ex?

Hillary Goes To Primary School
Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time. A little boy puts up his hand. The Senator asks him what his name is. "Kenneth." "And what is your question, Kenneth?" "I have three questions: First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan? Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? And, Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?" Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume Hillary says, "Okay where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts his hand up; Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is. "Larry." "And what is your question, Larry?" "I have five questions: First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan? Second

Another Night Of Passion
Last night I knew I couldn't sleep in my clothes so I took off my clothes and climbed in bed. The covers felt cool to my skin as I snuggled under the covers. Sleep wasn't far from me and off I drifted with thoughts of you again playing on my mind. Again you visited me . You took off your clothes and felt your way under the covers. Your hand found my naked flesh and I pressed my back into your hand. I felt you pull me more towards you as your hand explored my flesh. You kissed my neck and my arm and then your hand found my breast. I moaned as your hot hand caressed my flesh. I rolled onto my back as i started up at you. I tried to look at your face but all I saw was darkness. You never spoke and neither did I except for burst of passion no other sound came from us. I kissed your chest and let my hands roam over your back down to where you bottom was. I grabbed you and pushed you into me. I heard you hold your breath and it excited me. I reached between us and cu

Musings
Sometimes things must get worse before they get better. We're in the backcountry of West Virginia...hell, I can hear the banjos here. It's a far cry from anywhere I've ever lived before. But we'll have our own place soon. I honestly can't wait...and hopefully there we'll no longer have dialup net. Because it's really irking sometimes when I'm trying to do something quickly. Maybe here Taima and I will finally be able to make ourselves a home for ourselves and the little one. Especially since a little one needs stability in his life. He was uprooted from Baltimore at just over a week old, and has only really known W.V. as home. Let's hope it stays that way.

The True Me..... Kinda
The True You You want your girlfriend or boyfriend to be more relaxed, calm, and composed. With respect to money, you spend whatever you have. You think good luck will definitely be yours, someday. The hidden side of your personality tends to be methodical in your ways - with trouble adapting to the rules of society. You are tend to think about others' feelings a lot, perhaps because you are so eager to be liked. When it comes to finding a romantic partner, you make opportunities to interact with many people through club activities or a hobby, then select someone you like.Who's The True You?

The Purina Diet / Stupid Questions
The Purina Diet I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for Lola and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........ Duh! I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her. Hor

Help This Soldier Win His First Contest
ok all you out there. i need you to help this soldier out. click the link below and start commenting. he is in his first contest ever and its the hottest guy contest. so please stop by and show some love. for anyone who drops 250 comment bombs i will award a prize to. so please get to comment bombing. and be truthful on the number of votes. the score will tell if you lied or not. here is the link just click it and start voting

Always Wear Underwear
From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car breakdown in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand up his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

A Day Without You
A DAY WITHOUT YOU A day without you, Is like a candle with out a flame, Like the burning I feel inside, Everytime I hear your name. A day without you, Is like the utlimate test, A blank sheet of paper, But no answers to fill the rest. A day without you, Is another day I want to cry, Feeling lonley, yearning, And aching inside. A day without you, Is a true endeavor, But one day closer to being in your arms forever.

Kids At The Hospital
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside an operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, “What are you in here for?” The second kid says, “I’m in here to get my tonsils out, and I’m a little nervous.” The first kid says, “You’ve got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up, they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It’s a breeze.” The second kid then asks, “What are you here for?” “A circumcision,” the first kid answers. “Whoa!” the second kid says. “Good luck, buddy. I had that done when I was born. I couldn’t walk for a year.”

4 You Guys!!!
I'm not feeling well today so I aint sending out to many comments,,, I still loves ya though an hope ya'll are doing well.... Much love to you & yours!!! Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com

Please Show These People Some Love
Hey People.. I just wanted to get these names out here.. They have been soo nice to me.. Please Check them out.. it would mean so much to me.. *kisses* °¤ syco juggalette ¤° - equipt with an axe and love handles!@ CherryTAP Bastardly One™@ CherryTAP Lots of Love and Kisses ~Pole Princess~

A Knight In Shining Armor
In this world full of hurt and pain, I need someone who would help me through the rain. To comfort me when Im sad, Doing everything just to make me glad. In this world I need a Brave Knight, Who would never give up any fight. A knight who would dry away my tears, Telling me to overcome my fears. A knight who loves me for who I am inside, With him there's nothing more I need to hide. A person who will still be standing strong, Eventhough everything has gone wrong. I need someone who is willing to give me more, Someone I can call my Knight In Shining Armor.

Me
what a two weeks it's been but rest easy I will be back around more often schools were closed for a week and I had a million things to do hope everyone is well and thanks for all the luv Have a kick ass weekend girls and boys xoxo

What Gluten Is...and What I Have To Avoid
this my explain it... So i need to avoid wheat, rye and barley......which still makes life harder...but holy fuck at least i can est like a normal person for the most part Still have to avoid cinnamon, pepper, oregano, citrus and a few others....but hell i can handle that Gluten (GLOO-ten): Noun. A substance sometimes seeming to be in nearly every food on this planet. When found to be present in one's favorite food, it can elicit sudden tears of frustration; when found to be absent from one's favorite food, it can elicit sudden tears of joy. Okay, I admit it; I made that definition up. Actually, there are two additional and completely different definitions of gluten. One is simple, commonly accepted, and most frequently used-but technically incorrect. The other is a complex but technically correct definition. I'll give you both. The simple, widely accepted (but technically incorrect) definition of gluten: Gluten is a protein molecule found in wheat, rye, and barley. T

Attention To All Readers Help Pls
I am new at this posting my own bulletin So pls bare with me , I called on You for your help, See My mother went in to the hospital On Dec 27 th of 2006, She has suffered a massive Cardiac Arrest (Sudden Death) and she when amblance arrived she was gone , They revived her twice and they took her to The Trauma TMC Hospital in KC MO, they worked on her for an hour, She was in ICU for a month Doctors sayed she would be brain dead so i had to make a dession to take her off the ventalater or keep her on , Well its a good thing i asked for a second oppinon be cause the The Other doc sayed she had Some Brain waves, I kept her on , a month later she went in to a Rehablition Hospital, She is at hom e living withme now safely, But i took her to the doctors , and he told me that she has suffered Brain Hypoxia and she may not recover from it or may take a long long time to may be get soem of her self back, What i need from you is Prayers ALl the Prayers i can getPLease she is all I have left in

Unfinshed ....still Working On It.
There is a Dark Goddess taht has me on my kneez Praying,begging,and pleading "please" There's a pain that I feel in my chest thats so close pleasure Is it love or lust it's on the scale and I'm waiting 4 the finale measure This all started with a chat,dance, and me being a tease Now when I'm view her pic's I'm put into ecstacy,

Cordell
damm todays a strenge day, i got a letter from a ex girlfriend saying how sorry she is and asking forgivness thing is now i dont know what to do about it, ive not even talked to her in 10 years. but shes not all to blame for the break up, i acted like a baby to. but for now she asked me to call or write a letter, im going to write a letter (dont know what to say yet) i just wish i new what she wants, anyway thanks for readin all have a good weekend

Droppin' In To Say Hi!
Well, just thought I'd drop in to say "HEY". As some of you prob. already know, as I sent out some emails yesterday, we were notified yesterday morning, that Lee's cousin was found dead yesterday morning by her husband. This has been a big shock to the family, as we are expecting the coroner to rule the death a suicide. As if death isn't already hard enough to cope with, but to have it under these circumstances makes it even more unbelievable and hard to phathom. It is so hard to understand how a mother of 3 and grandmother of 9, only 52 yrs. old, would seem to think that she had nothing to live for. Naturally, we have been keeping in touch with other family members to find out the latest updates from the coroner, and other officials. We've been told that services are probably going to be on Monday, the way it looks now, so we are planning on leaving here sometime on Sunday, possibly even Saturday evening, headed for Indianapolis, and will probably return late on Tues. Lee's

It Only Feels Like The End Of The World
Well, she's about 90% moved out. It's all done but the paperwork now. Had to endure watching her pack last night. My head feels like it's caving in. It would be easier if we could hate one another. I will survive by reminding myself that we live and die; life is a temporary condition so it follows that everything in life is temporary. People come and go. Try to be thankful for the time you shared. There is still that part that is empty. There is still that piece of me that wonders if I will ever find happiness. WHEN is my time? WHEN will I find someone that loves me and would never think of throwing me out like a candy wrapper? It just hurts to think of everything I invested in this -- my home, my life, my family, every last penny -- and to watch it fall apart because she has "things she needs to do". It just FEELS like the end of the world. This is not a cry for attention. Just trying to get it out of me.

A Little About Me
HELLO TO ALL MY CHERRYTAP FRIENDS, I WANT TO LET LL OF YA’LL KNOW A LITTLE ABOUT ME. I AM 32 YEARS OLD I HAVE TWO WONDERFUL CHILDERN. THEY ARE THE CENTER OF MY WORLD AND THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN MY LIFE. THERES NOT A LOT TO TELL YOU I LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST LOVE PLAYING ONLINE. I AM A BIG FLIRT AND LOVE TO TALK TO PEOPLE. I SPEND A LOT OF TIME WITH MY KIDS AND ENJOY BEING OUT DOORS. I LIKE FISHING, CAMPING, 4WHEELERS. I ENJOY WATCHING NASCAR “GO TONY (SMOKE) STWERT”, DIRT TRACK RACING “STOCK CARS” I WATCH SOME FOOTBALL MOSTLY ONLY WHEN THE “DALLAS COWBOYS” ARE PLAYING LOL. IF THERE IS ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT TO KNOW JUST ASK ME. HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY. TAKE CARE LOTS OF LOVE TO ALL SEXY MOMMA

My Son
i have great news.....mine and spikes son is now in the all clear from having over two tousand cancer cells and a tumor to having nothing in his body. we are so thankful. we just hope that he stays like this. we would like to thank all of those who prayed for us and him.

Thirteen Reasons Why Jesus
Thirteen Reasons Why Jesus, If He Were Here Today, Would Be A Witch Carl McColman, author of Embracing Jesus and The Goddess No single one of these reasons prove the Witchiness of Jesus, but taken as a whole, they make for a compelling case! 1. Jesus criticized the hypocrisy and legalism of the religious status quo, and chose to embrace an alternative spiritual path. (Matthew 23:1-36.) In Jesus' day, the religious establishment included the Pharisees and Sadducees, dominant factions in first century Judaism. Jesus' alternative path followed the radical teachings of his mentor, John The Baptist. Nowadays, in Europe and the Americas, the status quo is mainly Christianity; the path of the Goddess - Wicca - is one of the most compelling of available spiritual alternatives. Many people who embrace Wicca have the exact same criticisms of Christianity that Jesus is said to have had about the religious establishment in his day. Hyprocisy, legalism, blind obedience of the rules

Ulster Volunteer Force (uvf)
The Ulster Volunteer Force (UVF) is a Loyalist paramilitary group that was formed in 1966. The group adopted the name of the previous UVF which was formed in 1912 to oppose, by armed force, the arrangements for Home Rule in Ireland. Potential conflict in Ireland was averted by the First World War and many of the members of the then UVF joined the British Army's 36th (Ulster) Division and fought - and died in large numbers - on the battlefields of the Somme. The aim of the present UVF is to ensure that Northern Ireland's constitutional position within the United Kingdom is secure. The re-established UVF was opposed to the reform that were being considered in Northern Ireland in the late 1960s and early 1970s. As Loyalist paramilitary groups often did not claim responsibility for the killings they committed and on many occasions used pseudonyms, it is difficult to give an accurate count of the number of people killed by each organisation. However, the UVF has been responsible, over a p

The Branding
Friday night was set as the date I was to receive Master David's brand. I had been counting the days on my calendar, marking them with an X. I was thrilled, excited and nervous. We had discussed this for several years, and I was happy to be finally making this sort of "commitment" to him. I prepared carefully, shaving... doing my hair and nails... with shaking hands. Master had brought in a man who is experienced in branding, and had specially designed one with MDs "crest" on it. The size of the brand is small, about ² of an inch. We had agreed that it would be placed on my upper inner right thigh. I wont go into all the boring technical stuff about his preparations, but only say that there are MANY safety precautions, sterilizations etc... The best part is the actual scene that took place. First, Master brought me into the room wearing nothing but my collar and cuffs. The man was sitting by the fire sipping a glass of wine, and he didn't speak to me. I was cuffed to Masters chain

Carson,s Volunteers Ulster Special Service Force
SIR EDWARD CARSON BORN 1854 DIED 1935 CARSON OF THE .U.V.F. Sir Edward Carson (1854 - 1935) might justly be described as the founding father of Northern Ireland. A Protestant Dubliner, he threw in his lot with the northern unionists to become their acknowledged leader, some would say their national saviour. It is largely due to his efforts that the six north-eastern counties of Ulster remain to this day in union with Great Britain under the Crown. Carson rose to high office in both politics and the law, becoming First Lord of the Admiralty in David Lloyd George’s war cabinet and, as Lord Carson of Duncairn, a Lord of Appeal in Ordinary (that is to say, one of the Law Lords). Yet he was notably lacking in personal ambition and turned down the opportunity of becoming Northern Ireland’s first Prime Minister. With single-minded determination Carson dedicated his political life to opposing Irish Home Rule. He regarded England as the fount of liberty and justice, and

Wow
OK so i get a car.. and its GREAT... then this morning my friend offered me her house... a rent to own thing.. WOOT its a nice house!! and the topper.. I AM VISITING MY SON SOON!!! they are going on vacation to florida for a couple of weeks then when they get back we are getting together and having a visit!! ITS SOOO COOOOOL!!! I love my baby soo much.. Damn i should stop calling him my baby.. he is 6 now.. I AM DANCING WITH HAPPINESS!!!!!

Desire
Desire Fresh soft satin sheets Fluffy pillows my head meets You came from the bathroom in sexy lingerie A White lacey number you proudly display Lying ever so closely next to me My hands become eyes rubbing you so I can see The soft gentle kisses we both share Feeling the passion and panting without care Stroking each other with much pleasure Finding new ways to reach each others treasure Holding and touching all through the night Loving and sharing what a true delight The feeling of ecstacy and lust Daring each others trust Trying to get up, but can't leave the bed Wanting and craving you all in my head

Just Yeah
JUST... YEAH Things have been going to good i think im scared that they are going to go bad here soon... right now i have a wanderful boyfriend who means the world to me and my best friends... I have always been dealt the wrong end of the deal... but for once im feeling very content and happy with my life... Im just trying to find a job and be happy ... And iam .... I have been trying hard to find a job but i cant... I just wish i could ... I love my family and friends ... they are the best for me... I love them and my boyfriend treats me great and i love him to.. im very fortunate to have people like this in my life.... i try to be there for everyone when they need me... Ok well i dunno i guess enough rambling on... Just wanted to tell u guys how much u mean to me... and everything...

I Can't Believe You Left
| Text Only Version I can't Believe You Left Me I can't beleive you left me I always remember calming you the night before But still I held you for my love for you to see Your body shook, your temperature was 104. It's been several months, and I am still not over this My favorite person in the world is gone My heart is empty, for you I truly miss Everyone says, time will bring in a new dawn When they asked me "well there is nothing we can do" I knew you heard me tell them to not use Life Support Your heart raced, and I knew you didn't want to leave It fnally sank in with you, that it was time for you to go I regret that each and everyday Maybe that would have let you rested So we could call out to God, lower our heads and pray Now each day as I move on, I feel lonley, cheated and tested Brother what do I do now? There is no money No love No funny things for me to laugh at I can't believe you left me!

Farewell But Not Forgotten!
Farewell But Not Forgotten Losing you was bigger than I ever gathered Filled with lonliness and sleepless nights My heart is broken up and shattered I think of you with each passing minute Why did you have to go? There were times I regret So much more I had to show Our time was not long enough For it was my turn to be your brother I hope you enjoyed me as much as I did you I hope I wasn't a bother God I want you back I have missed you so much Brother you were too young to die I still need your gentle touch As you passed away I hope you knew That I was there The bond between us two brothers The love only we could share!

What Alcoholic Drink Are You?
You Are Rum You're the life of the party, and a total flirt You are also pretty picky about what you drink Only the finest labels and best mixed cocktails will do Except if you're dieting - then it's Diet Coke and Bicardi all the way What Alcoholic Drink Are You?

My Friday Story
The Happiest Day Of My Life Written by Michael T. Smith It started innocently. Many years ago I worked in an office with large windows facing a busy overpass. I was standing by one of those windows one day when a woman in a passing car looked up and made eye contact. Naturally, I waved. A chuckle escaped my lips as she turned and tried to identify me. It was the beginning of a year of window antics. When things were slow, I would stand in the window and wave at the passengers who looked up. The strange looks made me laugh and stress was washed away. Co-workers began to take an interest. They would stand from view, watch the reactions I received, and laugh along. Late afternoon was the best time - rush hour traffic filled the overpass with cars and transit buses, and providing lots of waving material for the end-of-day routine. It didn't take long to attract a following - a group of commuters who passed the window every day and looked up at the strange waving man. There was

Introduction
I wanted to share some work of famous poets, as they have always inspired me to expand my knowledge and inner self. What brought me to share this blog is the world out there. The war, the fighting...everything. It makes you think whether the world has stayed the same, or whether it is changing for the better? I mean what do you think? Ive picked out some poems which convey upon this idea; this topic, and many which has inspired me to carry on writing and wondering, pondering in my mind. I feel in some of these literature, it seems somewhat ironic to what is happening in this world now.

The What Is Your....tests
, you're now logged in! Below you'll find your test result. After, continue on to your homescreen to discover what we're about. continue to OkCupid homescreen > The MasterYou scored 80 DOM DOM DOM -- You are DEFINITELY dominant. You control the relationship, and your partner, and you like it. You don't like being left out of the loop most of the time, and you're very certain of your expectations in your relationship(s) with your partner(s). Find yourself a good little slave girl, and you're definitely good to go! My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on domsubLink: The Are you Dominant or submissive Test written by nahemah on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Virus Alert!! Pass It On!
VERY IMPORTANT WARNING Please be extremely careful especially if using internet mail such as Yahoo, Hotmail, AOL and so on. This information arrived this morning direct from both Microsoft and Norton. Please send it to everybody you know who has access to the Internet. You may receive an apparently harmless email with a Power Point presentation "Life is beautiful." If you receive it DO NOT OPEN THE FILE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES and delete it immediately. If you open this file, a message will appear on your screen saying: "It is too late now, you life is no longer beautiful." Subsequently you will LOSE EVERYTHING IN YOUR PC and the person who sent it to you will gain access to your NAME, E-MAIL AND PASSWORD. This is a new virus which started to circulate on Saturday afternoon. AOL has already confirmed the severity, and the anti-virus software's are not capable of destroying it. The virus has been created by a hacker who calls himself "life owner."

Going Offline Update
It Now Looks like it will be in the next few days. So if I dont get chance to chat with any in my friends, fans, or family list I wish you all well. I hope it want be too long In gone but I dont honestly know. It maybe a while. And thanks for being my friends

Just Thinking Out Loud
I went to one of my PTSD clinics at the V.A this morning. One of the other guys kept saying "for God and country" whicw made me start thinking.......WHY? I would have to disagree w/him on that. Because when the bombs start exploding and the bullets start flying you don't fight for God and country, your family back home in the states, or your girlfriend. You fight for the man standing beside you because when all is said and done he is the only son of a bitch that will get you through this. You know he has your ass covered and you cover his. That is all we had was each other at those times. And those times will remain with us forever, every time we close our eyes we see the faces of those that made it and those that didn't. The carnage that we left behind. We all left a part of ourselves in those places. A part we will never get back. We will never be the same person that we were when left. We are changed forever. Thanks

Ty Guenivere
BDSM for Dummies Whenever I tell anyone that I'm a dominatrix (that's pretty much everyone; love talking about my job), "prostitute in black leather with a whip" may be the conjured schema. That is a very flawed notion of what a domme does and what domination is. There is no sex involved (including oral and manual), which is why domination is legal in several states. If properly regulated and executed, it is a safe and fun practice that can teach one a great deal about interpersonal interaction and physical gratification (and get one through college). Presented in a very basic, factual manner, here is a textbook style overview: BDSM: B(Bondage)D(Discipline/Domination), S(Sadism/Submission), M(Masochism) The Four Categories: 1)Physical Restriction: I personally hate it; won't even wear a seat belt. Luckily, I have the option of never being the submissive in my sessions. Involves use of bondage straps, chains, handcuffs, dungeon-made, black leather suspension devices, harnesses, bondage

Who Remembers This?
This is for all the 90's kids It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this [ice ice _ _ _ _ ] You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain And who could forget: Clarissa Explains it All You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ." You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World. Playing square ball at school was THE recess activity. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You know who Littlefoot, Spike, Sara, Ducky, Petry and Sharptooth are and watched ALL the movies You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to schoo

Self-esteem
I have a blog about high school roles and the meaning of the word "popularity" percolating in my head, but it hasn't coalesced into a coherent blog yet. But hey, figured I was past due for a blog of some sort. So last night, I turned off my Tivo, and Oprah was on live TV (it was very late), and they were doing a show on people who wanted to lose weight. Which is fine. Of course I don't have a problem with people wanting to live healthier lifestyles. What I found disquieting is how down on themselves these people were because of their weight. It was like they had no self-esteem whatsoever just because they were overweight. And, honestly, these weren't grossly obese people. These were heavy but healthy looking people. But it was as if their entire self-identities were completely shattered by the fact that they were overweight by modern standards. (I was also amused by an interview with one woman's husband, who said "I feel guilty about it, but I wish she looked like she d

Chocolate Milk Made Me Smoke Marijuana
ok here's the DL, i wrote this paper coming off a high, and needed a topic for my Philosophy paper, and what better topic the pot. i chose the gateway theory again for this paper, as i have written many papers on it in my writing classes because it is college, not high school and they cant do shit about it, but like you have to read this paper to fully understand my argument, which is valid, please no haters because i'm not judgin you, and i hope you won't judge like the rest of this stereotypical judging world (and sry trhat i didn't use proper english in this intro, its the internet, the paper is written well, so you can back off, im a writing major, dont try me.) here it is: Chocolate Milk Made Me Smoke Marijuana An interesting quote I heard before from a show on television, but I can not recall its name is a guy in a jail cell saying, "I used to smoke a lot of pot, but then I ended up doing a lot of coke, but it wasn't the weed that did it, it was me." And this has alw

The Day Finally Come!
The day has finally come! As days went by I thought I was fine, no pain and no sorrow. The day finally came your out of my life for sure, but why do I feel the pain more then ever. I thought everything that was happening was only a dream and you'll finally change.I was wrong and it hurts so bad, you lied and played with my emotions, but i was the fool to let you in. I live in a fantasy thinking your thinking of me and that im all you ever want.Well little birdy fly away and never come back.You left me confuse and wanting to cry.If i cry and let my tears out will it be ok, or will I die. My heart, my soul, my mind is tired but all I see is memories of you and I. Now Im all alone in the dark thoughts of you, but all I hold is a pillow and memories of you. I try to cry but I cant am I all out of tears or is it if I let it out I will die.Old wounds cover by new wounds, should I be cold or is it that my heart has turn cold and into stone. The day has finally come and i dont know

Some Ppl Are Sooo Stupid
ok so here is the deal.. this was a convo in my shout box.. wtf this cunt is dumb check this shit out ->j: if the humor isnt apreciated why biother.. and whoops you just pissed off Tara ->j: i only make pervy comments to be funny or apreciated.. not usualy after i have been told im disgusting ->j: ok now im thourgh;y confused j: no im not talking about ur weight i thought u were going to rite me some thing perverted so do it please ->j: ann asshole usualy have deep and painful esteem problems.. i wish you luck with yours ->j: on both i was trying to be amusing.. but meh i found it amusing so i guess thats all that really matters here.. and yeah honey im fat but you know what.. im happy with me.. are you happy with you? most likely not because ppl that go out of their way to be j: both nice fat ass j: both nice fat ass ->j: which part my spelling about coming by or about you being a ->j: which part my spelling about coming by or about you being a cunt? j: i like that -

Babysitting Again Tonight
Well dr said 2 more weeks till the baby gets here YIPPY, thank goodness cause i'm honestly sick of being pregnant. HAHA. well today is gonna be slow till Diana gets here then just sit and watch cartoons more than likely Cause i don't have any toys for her to play with here mom keeps forgetting to bring her toys over, even though i remind her all the time. Randy is off doing laundry, yea i know the man doing the laundry so he doesn't ever let me do it, believe me I have asked before and he still says no, well i guess that is enough bloggin for me today, we went and saw ghost rider last night... VERY RECOMMENDED TO GO SEE in my books, well until tomorrow fellow cherries, and fellow blog freaks... NIGHT

I Hate..........
I hate these feelings I get everyday Feelings of isolation I'm scarred in dismay Alas, the thought in me has awoken I'm broken Can you make it all better? Please tell me you can Save me from life's evil plan Unspoken, these feelings in me have awoken I'm misunderstood Told I'm nothing good I wish for closure I wish for hope I wish for the ability to cope Inside, I'm crying Asking myself why? Why I go from day to day Letting these feelings consume me this way I scream loud In this faceless crowd But nobody hears I feel so weak My soul is tired Love is all I require Can you give that to me? I'm empty inside, can't you see? My heart was taken away from me I want to fly away Runaway from all the world But I know I can't I'm stronger than that Running from all the world Is something too weak for this girl

Rolex
i need 25,000 comments on this pic fast, i know the new errors suck and shit, but once i hit 25,000 comments i will get free vic, and right now the finances dont allow me to do it, and yes i will still give out a rolex to the first 2 people to dropp 500 comments on this picture id really apreciate the help guys

Don't Dwell On What Was Lost....
Sometimes it's hard to tell someone Exactly how you feel Maybe it's because we know That what we feel is real And maybe we're afraid They won't feel the same So we say nothing So we have no one to blame Afraid to show our feelings Afraid to show our heart Knowing we could be hurt Even before we start But somehow the other person Always seems to know Because we send a message That let's our fellings show It may just be a smile Or a gentle touch of the hand But there's always a signal To let someone know where you stand Now I don't exactly know Where it started with you But I do know that when I see you My feelings start anew Absence makes the heart grow fonder I've heard people say Well if it's true My heart grows fonder every day But if the end should ever come And we turn and walk away Never dwell on what you lost But look at what we had each day Too many times people Judge everything by loss They do not see the whole picture They on

Untitled
Inside I've got some plans, if only they knew about them and about my dreams they'd freak out on me. If they knew they'd push me away, for planning to be with someone who wants to be with me. I'm still torn in what to do, hopefully I don't cause someone to fall for me, as I will cause them hurt though its not like me. I could get a fresh chance, even if on my own but I do not know. If I pushed it all away and decided to keep going musically who will, who won't hate me? Is it wrong to want to be alone, or to walk this lonely road? These things will take time, but these demons are still slowly closing in on me. Where will I wind up, what shall become of me? I have those who know of my ideas & plans, one tells me not to bother and to move on. Others claim to have my back, and to always have my back despite what comes of me. If things pick up, and someone decides to persue me. I will be speechless and dumbfounded, clearly. I ask the question of why, I am reminded time and time a

Message To All My Friends Even In Mummland
in a few days i will be moving ....i will be on the internet off and on but it will be a while before i can be on CT....i will miss you all, but i also have yahoo for those of you that have it and would like to keep in touch during that time....it is southernraised_rebelrose32....i will be thinking of you all a lot though....and those of you in mummland keep the noobs inline....i know ya will ...loves ya all

So
i get to thinking about people and their thoughts on friendship... usually i try to make the best effot in order to befriend someone... well not usually i actually put in 150 % because if you want to get to know a person in this fucked up internet world which is far more stressful than everyday life for some people apperently... but i know those people that i tried with and they are throwing or have already thrown mine friendship away .. for either.. they found someone more and exciting... or ... something went wrong... but im sorry for whatever ... guess you people think to much... bubi ^_^ Liz

Froma Lady Friend
Dear Tide: I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I have used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well that the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you,

Peanut Brittle
Found in Nov 2006's issue of Everyday with Rachel Ray magazine: PEANUT BRITTLE MAKES 1 POUND PREP TIME - 5 mins COOK TIME - 20 mins (plus cooling) 1-1/2 cups sugar 1-1/2 teaspoons coarse salt 1-1/4 cups unsalted dry-roasted peanuts 1. Line a large, rimmed baking sheet with parchment paper. In a small, heavy saucepan, combine the sugar, salt and 3/4 cup water and place over medium-high heat. Stir briefly with a wooden spoon, then attach a candy thermometer to the side of the pan and bring the syrup to a boil. Continue boiling, without stirring, over medium-high heat until the mixture is light amber and the termometer registers 340 degrees for 12-15 minutes. 2. Working carefully and quickly, remove the thermometer and stir in te peanuts. Immediately, pour the mixture onto the prepared baking sheet. Using a silicone spatula or wooden spoon, spread the mixture so the peanuts are in a single, even layer. Let cool completely, about 20 minutes. Using your hands,

For Rachel
When I close my eyes... I can see your face.. My heart calls out, wanting you with me in this special place.. I can feel your arms holding me tight.. I long to snuggle close and feel all my fears take flight.. I can see your smile.. Reminding me to be patient for just a little while.. I can feel your gentle touch.. Shivers run over my skin, I miss you so much.. I can see the love in your eyes for me.. Shining brightly where all who care to look can see.. I can feel your presence surrounding me..holding me..loving me.. And I know deep in my heart our love was meant to be.. I love you...

Body Art Stash !!
Happy Friday all Hope your week has been kind to you. I've added some body art to my stash, alot of it with an indian theme. Stop by and show some lurve !! Big thanks to those who were rating away as i was doing the stash (((hugs))). Have a great weekend !! Love Lin xx

Help Me Get The Diamond Earrings
Hey my cherry tap loves...I have entered a contest and I need 800 comments to win the earrings...please bomb me with comments and I'll return the favor sometime. Thanks... Click on the pic below to start commenting THANKS EVERYONE..I GOT MY EARRINGS!!

Day Of Peace
When the world come to an end, all his angels He will then send.Gathering all those who belived,will be the ones who get to leave.Together we will stand, holding each others hand.There will be peace and lots of grat love,you will get to see even the white doves. No more pain and sorrow, and no looking for tomrrow.To be in heaven is but a dream,for thoes that is hard to belive it sceems. Just me.

Light At The End Of The Tunnel
Well after mucking about with the zen cart that Jenny had uploaded onto our site I suddenly realised that I didnt have a clue what I was doing and I tried for hours clicking things and making a pigs ear of it. So I bit the bullet and have now got professional help with fixing up the cart. Thank fuck for Matthew Therrien is all I can say, so he is know getting into the backend of the site and I will have a report by Monday or Tuesday of what is to be done and what training I will need to maintain it and fix it up myself which will be great as for the first time I will have a clue what I am doing. Anyway will post more about this next week and hopefully have the home page for the cart for the posters by then I looked up what Zen meant and its having a "dont know mind" with you everywhere, well that just sums me up in a nutshell I never have a clue what I am supposed to be doing but it all ends up alright eventually, but boy does it take fuckin ages

Shepherd's Pie Ingredients?
Found in Nov 2006's issue of Everyday with Rachel Ray magazine on page 62 is a recipe with Shepherd's Pie. This was something that we taught my daughter when she was young and wanting to help with dinner plans and learning how to cook; however, it isn't quite so elaborate as Rachel Ray's recipe in the magazine. It is known as a poor man's dinner in our household as it is something that we take and mix together depending upon the ingredients we have had at home -- corn, peas, tomatoes, tomatoe sauce and paste, mixed vegetables -- with cooked, seasoned ground beef which is topped with mashed potatoes (topped with grated cheese). Just curious.... What do you put in your Shepherd's Pie to make it unique???

Joke
Two gators were sitting at the side of the swamp near Washington, DC. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you kin be so much bigger' n me. We're the same age, we was the same size as kids. I just don't get it." Well," said the big gator, "What you been eatin boy?" "Politicians, same as you," replied the small gator. "Hmm. Well, where do yall catch em?" "Down to the side of the swamp near the parkin lot by the Capitol." "Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?" "Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexus and wait fer one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the shit out of 'em, and eat 'em!" "Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the shit out of a Politician, there ain't nothin' left but an asshole and a briefcase.

Damn This Hole In My Heart
All i can do is sit here and think of you.. i know i shouldnt. Causei know you are with her... why does it make me so jealous? I dont understand why i feel for you the way i do. I cant describe how i love you or pin point why i love you its just there in my heart and in my soul. It seems every day i get closer to seeing you i get more and more nervous. A part of me wants our meeting to go terribly wrong... and the other part wants it to go perfect. And its not you that gives me false hope... it me. I have searched my soul, read the cards, even looked to the stars... and it all says the same thing... so why cant i believe it. You say you cant and wont choose me... so why do i see something else in your eyes? I have your heart and your soul... she has your body.. is it so wrong for me to want all of you? You have changed me in more ways than i probably even know. And the silly thing is... i want to spend the rest of my life with you. I want to spend the rest of my life loving you. And

Purpledragonlady
THIS WOMAN IS AMAZING, READ HER OWN WORDS AND CHECK OUT HER ART::: ~SHROOM~ I have been drawing ever since I could hold a pencil in my hand. I have no formal education in art. My art is very free I allow the creativity come from where it may. When my daughter was in an auto accident in June of 2006 I stayed home to care for her and began doing what I call my Vandoodles at that time. There are 3 common characters in each of them an eye, a heart and a stick figure.If the don't fit the picture then I add them to my signature. They represent my love for kids I advocate for child abuse prevention and donate 10% of what I make to buy art supplies for kids in residential care. I hope you enjoy my work and I do appreciate all opinions and comments. Feel free to visit my website http://vanessainelsonart.com/index.htm ~CHAOS~ IF YOU WANT TO SEE MORE JUST CLICK A PIC AND BROWSE THROUGH HER PICS...

I Love You
day in and day out i sit here wondering how can this be getting harder when it really should be getting easier i never realized just how much you mean to me and I love you more then ever you totally stole my heart the day we met and still have it to this day so far you've been gentle and hopefully will continue each day I hope for a letter just saying your okay and you love me i know you cant write as much as i would like so the letters are more specail when they come i cant wait until you come home and i can have you in my arms baby i love you more then you will know you are my world my everything stay safe and come home soon

Cheney Hints At Iran Strike
Cheney hints at Iran strike 24 Feb 2007 US Vice-President [sic] Dick Cheney has raised the possibility of military action to stop Iran acquiring nuclear weapons. He has endorsed Republican senator John McCain's proposition that the only thing worse than a military confrontation with Iran would be a nuclear-armed Iran. http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,21279082-5005961,00.html

Poems And Such
I WAS SITTING IN THE TEMPLE, I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, I WAS LISTENING TO A LOVELY HEBREW MASS....... WHEN THESE PLATENT PEOPLE PLUNGED IN AND THEY THEW ME IN A DUNGEON AND SHOVED A RED HOT POKER UP MY ASS. IS THAT CONCIDERATE, IS THAT POLITE...AND NOT A TUBE OF PEPERATION H IN SIGHT.

R.i.p. John Hetu Jr
By Globe Staff A 22-year-old Rhode Island man died and a woman suffered serious injuries early this morning in a single-car crash on southbound Interstate 495 in Raynham, State Police reported. A preliminary investigation found that speed may have been a factor in the wreck, and that neither occupants of the car were wearing seat belts. The 2000 Volkswagen Cabrio was heading south near Exit 7A at about 2 a.m. when it swerved off the road, hit a highway sign, bounced back across all three lanes of travel, and rolled over. A man and a woman were both thrown from the car. Police said it has not yet been determined who was driving. The man, John W. Hetu, of Pawtucket, died at the scene. The woman, Abby M. Carnello, 19, of Middleboro, was rushed to Morton Hospital and then flown to Massachusetts General Hospital in Boston. The crash remains under investigation. Posted by the Boston Globe City & Region Desk at 10:18 AM Print | E-mail to a friend | Permalink | Subscribe via r