Fubar Blog Posts 3

Excuse Me Please.
Hey FUBARens. I hope that in my silly and sometimes dumb as humor I havent offended any of the BEAUTIFUL LADIES out there. I sometimes put the fingers in motion before my brain is fully engaged and may have offended. Please understand it IS NOT MY INTENTION TO OFFEND ANYONE. So if I have please leave me a private message and I will express my humble apoligies(I'm a crappy speller).

Seeing Into My Soul
there best way to learn more about me is to look at my stash i don't care if you rate it or comment but it show what i'm like on the inside things i can't tell a person i love music, art, jokes and things that make people think but i will be adding more stuff to my stash take a look might be surprised what you will find there.

Fly Your Flag On 9-11
Get your flag ready for 09/11/2007 >>> >>> Please join us in this FLY THE FLAG campaign and PLEASE forward this >>> Email >>> immediately to everyone in your address book asking them to also forward >>> it. >>> We have a little less than one week and counting to get the word out all >>> across this great land and into every community in the United States of >>> America. >>> >>> If you forward this email ... each of those people do the same ... you >>> get >>> the idea. >>> >>> THE PROGRAM: >>> >>> On September 11th, 2007, an American flag should be displayed outside >>> every >>> home, apartment, office, and store in the United States. Every >>> individual >>> should make it their duty to display an American flag on this sixth >>> anniversary of our country's worst tragedy. We do this honor of those >>> who >>> lost their lives on 9/11, their families, friends and loved ones who >>> continue to endure the pain, and those who today are fig

One
As the soot and dirt and ash rained down, we became one color. As we carried each other down the stairs of the burning building, we became one class. As we lit candles of waiting and hope, we became one generation. As the firefighters and police officers fought their way into the inferno, we became one gender. As we fell to our knees in prayer for strength, we became one faith. As we whispered or shouted words of encouragement, we spoke one language. As we gave our blood in lines a mile long, we became one body. As we mourned together the great loss, we became one family. As we cried tears of grief and loss, we became one soul. As we retell with pride of the sacrifice of heroes, we became one people.. We are: One color One Class One generation One gender One faith One language One body One family One soul One people WE ARE THE POWER OF ONE WE ARE UNITED. WE ARE AMERICA.

Love Is A Gift
Love is a gift it comes from the heart but how will you feel when you and your love are apart? I feel like half of me is missing and I will never get it back unless I get you but that's the thing of the past I can pick up my life and start over again but half of me won't let that happen part of me still wants you part of it still makes me cry you will never know how much I care unless you give it a try

78-inside Out
She shines from the inside out Luminous smile lives her life out loud She holds me like a drop of rain In the palm of her hand waiting to seal my fate I lose myself in her morning light She is the sun burning so bright And if you knew her You would feel the same Cuz there is nothing truer Than the way she says....my name She shines from the inside out In her eyes is where my soul is found The words I write fall at her feet A million others walk by but they can't see Like a star in my southern sky She starts my day puts a song in my mind And if you knew her You would feel the same Cuz there is nothing truer Than the way she says....my name I am a captive I am caught in her gaze Can't keep from dreaming both night and day Cuz she shines... She shines

Pimpout!!!! Funusladybug!!
Its Time For the Fire Side Pimp out!! Make sure yall go and chack out FUNUSLADYBUG!! Shes a great person and will return all the love so make sure yall show her lots of love!! Fan Rate Add do all that good stuff and she has tons of great pics yall can go and comment and rate as well!! So show her lots of Love and tell her Bubba Sent ya!! (¯`·._)FUNUSLADYBUG(¯`·._)@ fubar And lets not forget Yesterdays Pimpout!! NeaBear!! ?Neabear?@ fubar

Just To Get Shit Off My Chest And A Good Song
BEFORE I FORGET SLIPKNOT Stapled shut Â– inside an outside world And I'm sealed in tight Â– bizarre but right at home I'm claustrophobic Â– closing in And I'm catastrophic Â– not again I'm smeared across the page and doused in gasoline I wear you like a stain, yet I'm the one who's obscene Catch me up on all your sordid little insurrections I've got no time to lose - I'm just caught up in all the cattle Fray the stringsÂ… throw the shapesÂ… hold your breathÂ… listen I am a world before I am a man I was a creature before I could stand I will remember before I forget Before I forget that [x2] I'm ripped across the ditch and settled in the dirt And I wear you like a stitch, yet I'm the one who's hurt Pay attention to your twisted little indiscretions I've got no right to win - I'm just caught up in all the battles Locked in clutchÂ… pushed in placeÂ… hold your breathÂ… listen I am a world before I am a man I was a creature before I could stand I will remembe

Nsfw Police!! Do They Know Thier Own Rules????
Well folks, the nsfw police are at it again! Four more pics of mine were flagged in the middle of the night. Pics that have been posted for nearly 5 months are JUST NOW getting flagged. I am starting to question the guidelines of the said rules. I was told that if there was nudity, or you could not see my face, then it was nsfw. The pics that were flagged DO NOT meet these requirements. Here are the offending photos, You be the judge. This last pic, is not even me: Let me know what you think, and if this is getting not only out of hand, but a little on the ridiculous side! Repost please.

Questions....x
It's 1am and i'm sitting at the computer eating tesco sausage rolls mmm 1. What time do you get up in the mornings? 2. How many beers until you're drunk? 3. Do you like beer or hard liquor? 4. Have you ever had a one night stand? 5. How do you take your coffee? 6. Do you eat breakfast? 7. Do you prefer sleeping alone? 8. Do you smoke cigarettes? 9. Have you ever burnt your hair? 10. Do you sleep with a pillow? 11. What were your habits as a child? 12. Do you want kids? 13. Are you an only child? 14. Do you like road trips? 15. Who are your 6 best friends? 16. Do you brush your teeth in the shower? 17. Do you eat leftovers? 18. Do you prefer being single, or in a relationship? 19. Are you in a relationship now? 20. Have you ever cheated? 21. Have you ever been cheated on? 22. Once a cheater, always a cheater? 23. Pajamas or naked? 24. What do you take when you have

How To Detect A Bad Guy...#5
5.The Abuser-The abusive man has to demonstrate his "power or fustration" with his muscles.He has an unsual desire to be in control,often at the cost of belittling the woman.In extreme cases,he is physically abusive. Now I've just given you the top 5 reasons on how to detect a bad guy & I know that there are a lot of con artists out there & just follow the simple rules so you wont fall into their trap.

First Blog From A Demented Mind.
OK....So here is my first blog for this site. A little about me. I am a guitar player. More importantly, I am a musician. I currently play in a cover band. However. I am in the process of starting a new original metal band. Again. I have played with bands called Sonic Voodoo, One Hand Down, The Actors, Revolution-XXX, Toxic Blue, etc...... I will discuss almost anything. I have an opinion. However. You may not like it all the time. But my opinion comes from what I know. That's it for now.

Every Womans Dream
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong, And not afraid to admit when he's wrong. One who thinks before he speaks, And when he says he'll call, doesn't wait six weeks. I pray that he's gainfully employed, And won't lose his cool when he's annoyed. One who pulls out my chair and opens the door, And massages my shoulders and begs to do more. Oh, send me a man who will make love to my mind, And knows what to say when I ask, "How fat is my behind?" One who'll make love till my body's a-twitchin' And bring ME something too, when he goes to the kitchen! A man who will love me for days without end, And never compare me with his old girlfriend. Thank you in advance, and now I'll just wait, For I know you will send him before it's too late!

Please Fill In :)
Fill this out, and i will love you for all ETERNITY. BE HONEST..!! WOULD YOU... go out with me? give me your number? kiss me? let me kiss you? watch a movie with me? let me take you out to dinner? let me drive you somewhere? be my bf/gf? have a fling with me? let me buy you a drink? Kiss me if you were dared? take me home for the night? Would you let me sleep in your bed? Sing car karaoke w/ me? re-post this for me to answer your questions? give me a piggyback ride? Hold my hand to see peoples reactions? Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? Lock me in your room and take advantage of me? lick my cheek? Lick me? go in a photo booth with me? take pictures with me? dance with me? let me make you breakfast? help me with homework? Bite me? tickle me to death? let me tickle you? Watch tv with me? stick up for me if i was being put down? play strip poker with me? pick me up and spin me around? say yes if i asked

Freedom
FREEDOM ISN'T FREE! This is a poem being sent from a Marine to his Dad. It makes one truly thankful for ALL of our troops. Enjoy! :) THE MARINE We all came together, Both young and old To fight for our freedom, To stand and be bold. In the midst of all evil, We stand our ground, And we protect our country From all terror around. Peace and not war, Is what some people say. But I'll give my life, So you can live the American way. I give you the right To talk of your peace. To stand in your groups, and protest in our streets.

Crazy Mandy
i have this cousin named Mandy. she's like my THIRD cousin or something. me & my brothers were always embarrassed about her telling people she was our cousin. she just this weird little annoying rat faced girl. (& i think her dad is her grandpa or something. i'm not sure. my friend brandi actually told me that in high school! maybe i should ask my mom.i just know that her family is hardcore hillbilly.scary-- kinda like "the hills have eyes") anyway--anytime i'd see her i think."oh god there's mandy. she gonna talk to me!" my brothers were the same way. they'd HATE it when she saw them cos they knew she'll talk their ear off about stupid shit!!!! i would always be nice & act polite when all i wanted to do was get away from her. especially after her & her husband split up. she'd stop me on the street & be like "if you see matt you tell him he needs to be at home with his wife & kids!" i'd be like"oh ok" but i was really thinking "he doesn't even WANT you leave him ALONE!" cos they hadn'

Please Show Some Love And Respect.
He helped give us the freedoms we have now. Please give it time to load the pics. Thanks. My ex fiance who was killed in Iraq serving our country. Show some love and respect. He gave more than you'll ever know and understand. I made this for him for his memorial service (Printed out and pinned ot shirts as ribbons. Heh. I have my computer playing music, and the song that just came on is One More Day by Diamond Rio, boy does that song strike home now. Heres the lyrics in case you don't know the song... Last night I had a crazy dream A wish was granted just for me, It could be for anything I didn't ask for money Or a mansion in malibu I simply wished, for one more day with you Chorus One more day One more time One more sunset, maybe I'd be satisfied But then again I know what it would do Leave me wishing still, for one more day with you First thing I'd do, is pray for time to crawl Then I'd unplug the telephone And keep the tv off I'd hold y

Ever Hear On The Other End 2 Or 3 Clicks?
Is it legal to tape record telephone calls? The state and federal laws mentioned above deal primarily with wiretapping and eavesdropping by law enforcement officials. In addition to these laws, both the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) and the California Public Utilities Commission (CPUC) have acknowledged the importance of privacy in telephone conversations by placing additional restrictions on tape recording such conversations. California law does not allow tape recording of telephone calls unless all parties to the conversation consent (California Penal Code 632), or they are notified of the recording by a distinct "beep tone" warning (CPUC General Order 107-B(II)(A)(5)). However, tape recordings can legally be made if an individual or members of one's family are threatened with kidnapping, extortion, bribery or another felony involving violence. The person receiving the threats can make a tape recording without informing the other party. (California Penal Code 633.5)

Life
the words of all humainity are what are meant to bring us all together yet they don't instead they separate us they show us how different we all truely are many different languages many different races who cant seem to get along look at yourself and look a the world we are all one in the same we are all human no matter how different no matter how the same we all have the same thoughts we all have the same dreams just remember when you are trying for something you really want there is someone else who is tryig for the same thing life is the same for all up's and down's wherever you may be at this moment you have a destiny wheather it be what you want or not it is still going to show it self to you so follow your dreams and do what it is that makes you happy whatever happens remember its fate, and you will live happily ever afeter regardless

Shattered
Friday afternoon, I opened the last box marked ‘kitchen,’ and I unwrapped glasses, bowls, plates. I got to the bottom of the box, pulled out my cooling rack, and lying beneath it was a layer of shattered glass. My favorite serving plate—-a purplish, mottled metallic glass platter, transformed into shiny chunks and silver slivers. For a moment, I considered saving the pieces. I could glue them to the frame of a mirror, still enjoy the colors, the way it reflects the light. More likely, though, the shards would end up sitting in a closet and I’d cut myself when I went to grab a tablecloth. I sighed. I’d expected it, somehow, knew that I’d find at least one broken piece in the mountain of boxes. But I was sad that it had to be this plate. I could have packed it better, could have wrapped it in a fluffy towel, could have placed it in the box differently. I picked up the larger pieces of the platter and carefully lowered them into the trash can. As I did so, the movers walk

Tuesday Links: Rock Scream Tuesday, Jeff Ross At The Vmas, Roland Sings Pavarotti, O&a Show Coming To Philly This Week, Car Crash Comedy This Friday A
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) It's once again Rock Scream Tuesday, so have yourself some hot tea, warm up those vocal cords, crank up some Jim Gillette, call up the show (new number: 877-212-OandA), and do your best Joe Elliot impression (yeah, because it's ann 80's reference day for some reason). It's also Hummer Tuesday, Wake Up Your Spouse/Partner/Buddy Tuesday and Far Away Phone Call Tuesday. Since we can't actually DESCRIBE Hummer Tuesday on the air (it's a blowjob, sheesh), perhaps if you're a lucky fella or lucky gal, you'll Turn on Your Paltalk and see a few hummers going on. At the very least, you'll see the lovely Ladies of PALTALK, who spend their mornings showering, sleeping nude, getting dressed, or having the morning sex. (We watch them, and you should too!). Incidentally, the Miss Paltalk contest begins this week, and you're going to need the Paltalk to check it out. Stay tuned for details. Today on the radio POgram, we'll be dic

Poems In Memory Of September 11, 2001.....usa Love It Or Leave It!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*September 11th* 2001, the 11of September, A plane crashed in to the world trade center. 18 minutes later, building two Got hit by another, what do we do? It is no longer an accident, which we thought at first, This attack on our country is by far the worst. Thousands of people fear at this time, What has been done? A hostile crime. We do not understand what is in store, What will come next, war? As President Bush said, \"make no mistake about it\", We will resolve this, we shall stand united.\" We pray for the lives of others, Our Friends, Relatives, even Fathers or Mothers. And as the world waits for what is to come, We will go on stronger by what has been done. POEM SUBMITED: 11/1/01 September 11, 2001 Many people killed with no knife nor gun Men without the will to keep on living Killed thousands, and thought they were giving It was early morning in NYC When the men flew planes into The Twin Towers you see First the North, then South People running open m

25 Things My Mother Taught Me
Here are 25 things my mother used to say to me......funny thing is, that I find myself still repeating at least half of these to my own children! Don't lie, you know if you're a parent, at some point in time you've mumbled one of these out of your mouth or it was said out of your mother's mouth........lol. 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL . "If you don't straighten up, I' m going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taug

Cancer
This year marks my 15th year fighting thyroid cancer and I am tired of it. I don't want to fight anymore. I know that I need to, but it hurts when I go through the testing procedure. Every muscle in my body hurts, and I get extreme headaches. I am so very depressed and I can't function correctly. My body is shutting down and I am alive to feel it all over. Time goes so slow when you can not eat much of anything at all. I had to stop taking my medicine and go on a iodine and soy free diet. Gum has soy and I am addicted to gum. I am not able to eat anything that has salt added to it, because it may contain soy and or iodine. The list includes: Bread, all dairy, all oils, soda, most juices and bottled water, packaged meat (lunch meats, chicken, pork, turkey and all fish), canned and frozen veggies. It may be easier to tell you what I can have.... I can eat fresh meats, vegatables, fruit, noodles and rice that do not contain salt. I may have salt if it does not contain iodine. I

How I Remember
It’s not difficult for me to talk about. I’m not sure if its acceptance or if I’m still in shock. I feel as if I’m still numb from the experience and it’s all just a dream. It started out like any other day as a daily commuter on New Jersey Transit. I wait at the Main Line train stop in Glen Rock, New Jersey. I have my MP3 CD player and listening to my tunes, hoping for a burst of adrenaline to get me through my day, let alone start it. It’s a pleasant day. The sky was clear and was temperature comfortable. The company I worked for at the time recently moved to Jersey City from Secaucus, right across the Hudson from the World Trade Center. You could look out of the east windows and see the ferry stop right at the base of the 16 story building. It’s about 8:45 am when the train arrives to pick up the drones for the daily duties, we all board looking for seats away from anyone else. I take a seat facing the direction the train is going – sitting backwards always m

Slide Show I Made That Made Me Cry
My grandmother will be gone a yr on the 25th of Sept..for all of you that dont know i moved back to this shit hole town Lawton/Ft Sill to take care of her...this is my tribute to the greatest and most stubborn woman iv ever met...Now you guys know where i get it from lol .

Would You Like To Win A Vacation??
IF YOU SIGN UP AND VOTE FOR ME THAT WILL GIVE ME 5 POINTS OTHERWISE I WILL GET 1 POINT FOR YOUR VOTE, PLUS IF YOU REGISTER AND I WIN YOU ALSO HAVE A CHANCE TO WIN A VACATION PACKAGE TOO!!! SO YOU MAY DO AS YOU PLEASE...I'M JUST HAPPY TO HAVE YOUR SUPPORT:-) thank you xoxox please vote for me@ Miss GentWorld CLICK THE PIC BLEOW TO VOTE

That Forgotten Promise Of Freedom
"Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore, Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

Rainbow Of Life
Rainbow of Life RED = ANGER 1. Are you currently mad at someone? 2. Which of your family members has the worst temper? 3. Have you ever thrown something at anyone? 4. Does your face turn red when you’re angry? 5. When you’re mad do you prefer to stare angrily or yell? ORANGE = EXCITEMENT 1. Has anyone ever thrown a surprise party for you? 2. Are you easily excited? 3. What event is coming up that you’re most excited about? 4. If you won a million dollars, what would be your first thought? 5. If you could have anything right now what would it be? YELLOW = SELF DISCOVERY 1. Name: 2. Birthday: 3. What’s your main goal in life? 4. Do you want to have children? 5. How do you want to die? GREEN = OPINIONS 1. Are you against gay marriage? 2. Lower the drinking age? 3. Capital Punishment? 4. Abortion? 5. Democrat or Republican? BLUE = LOVE 1. Do you love someone? 2. Do you have a bf/gf? 3. Is it

Poem ~ Preacher Man
Preacher man (Pagan vs. priest) Round one I recall one day, I was idly walking, wearing my pentacle. When I was approached by a minister. He appeared weary an a bit cynical. Upon observing my charm, he then said. Oh poor boy, I do feel sorry for you lad. Are you not afraid you are going to hell? “Not really, hell exists in dogma, that’s your prison cell.” Cell? I am not imprisoned; with my god I am as free as a bird.” “Are you really? Or are you disillusioned and blinded by the word?” I hear not your blasphemy! Kneel now, Worship god our father! So I fell face down to kiss the ground, revering sweet Earth our mother “You deny him publicly, still you this does not bother?” To quote Nietche “god is dead” dear brother, Please know, all we have is each other.” “Oh you’re a lost cause I REBUKE YOU DEMON!” He screamed, while he opened his Cadillac door, still steaming. “Nice car there reverend, good to see you remain humble.” He glared; thumbing through his keys, stea

Women
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. Keep reading-they get better!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understa

My Darker Side
"You are helpless. In a very real sense, you are my prisoner." The words echo in your ears, your sight is gone, something is covering your eyes. You try in vain to reach down and uncover them, a clinking of chains and cold metallic pressure on your wrists the only fruit of your efforts. You try and respond, the words won't come out. Something hard and smooth is pressed between your lips, tied around the back of your head. You try to shuffle your feet, again the cold metallic clink answers as you find your legs spread underneath you. Your standing, your ankles are tied with your legs spread, your arms tied over your head. Helpless, you sag against your bonds, trying to speak through your gag. "None of that, babe...you will be silent" the mocking voice responds. You try again to reason, and a sharp burning pain spreads across your ass as thin lines of heat appear. A sharp crack makes you think of a whip, one with many strands. A cool breeze blows across your skin, letting you feel yo

To All White Knight Members
i had to do the page over. i am slowly getting members back on it. if i i dont have you on my page tell me in a message here and il add you later . go look at the page and see if you are on there or not. if not say so here. dont send me a shout. im off line and wont see it. also all that read our blogs rate them and comment anyway. it gets points for you too..have fun il see you all later.

Emerils.com - Coush Coush
COUSH COUSH version 2 from Emeril Live EM1D41 [ email recipe to a friend ] [ display recipe in printable format ] Ingredients needed: 2 tablespoons olive oil 1 cup chopped onions 1 ear sweet corn, scraped from the cob 2 teaspoons garlic 2 cups yellow cornmeal 1 cup flour 1 teaspoon salt 1 tablespoon sugar 1 teaspoon baking powder 1/4 teaspoon cayenne 1 egg, beaten 1 cup milk 1/2 cup chicken stock 3 tablespoons vegetable oil EMERIL’S CREOLE SEASONING: 2 1/2 tablespoons paprika 2 tablespoons salt 2 tablespoons garlic powder 1 tablespoon black pepper 1 tablespoon onion powder 1 tablespoon cayenne pepper 1 tablespoon dried oregano 1 tablespoon dried thyme Preheat the oven to 400ºF. In a sauté pan, heat 2 tablespoon olive oil. When the oil is hot, add the onions and sauté for 2 minutes. Season with Creole seasoning. Add the corn and continue to sauté for 1 minute. Add the garlic and continue to sauté for 1 minute. Season with

Adora
Adora by tazgirl415© Hello Darling Reader, My name is Adora. This is a story about Antonio, his wife, his senior sub Angelica, and I. He is our Master. Our Dominant. I was asked to compose my own play session. Antonio needed to discipline me as well, for an indiscretion, and I knew he would be pleased that I had included it in the session. This was only my second foray into the world of BDSM, so please forgive my naivety if some things sound a bit simple. §§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§ I was sitting quietly, as Antonio had instructed, with my foot quietly tapping on the carpet. Inside me, my emotions were churning. I was very apprehensive about my punishment. I knew that Antonio was a fair and loving Master, and would not inflict punishment beyond my limits...but I had displeased him and caused him worry. This could not go unpunished. Since I was lost in my thoughts, I did not hear Antonio come into the room. "Adora, love, take my hand. It is time," he said. As I rose fr

Alex At School Ch. 01
Alex at School Ch. 01 by FluteMaster © The first time Alex tasted James there was nothing sexual about it at all. "No, no, no! That phrase is supposed to flow through the notes. Make the line sing. Look, like this." At that, James took the clarinet from Alex and began to play the principal theme from the slow movement. She could hear the difference clearly. As he played, the notes stopped being individual sounds, but took their proper places in a song of exquisite beauty. The phrase lifted, held, and then dived down the register. She felt herself hold her breath on the long penultimate note, and then sigh with regret as the passage ended. He was her clarinet teacher, and he made the instrument come alive as he played. He wasn't playing music; he was working magic, playing on her emotions through the medium of a work composed nearly a hundred years previously. He handed back the instrument, and as she slipped the mouthpiece between her lips – tasted him as if for the fir

What I Love About You
I love the way you look at me, Your eyes so bright and blue. I love the way you kiss me, Your lips so soft and smooth. I love the way you make me so happy, And the ways you show you care. I love the way you say, "I Love You," And the way you're always there. I love the way you touch me, Always sending chills down my spine. I love that you are with me, And glad that you are mine.

I'm An Ape!
LOOK UP YOUR BIRTHDAY AND SEE WHAT YOU ARE.. FORWARD ON TO PEOPLE THAT YOU THINK THAT WOULD GET A KICK OUT OF THIS....INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU. PUT YOUR BIRTHDAY ANIMAL IN THE SUBJECT LINE AND PASS IT ON. Don't forget to scroll down to see what it says about you. January 01 - 09 ~ Ass January 10 - 24 ~ Slug January 25 - 31 ~ Cockroach February 01 - 05 ~ Parasite February 06 - 14 ~ Bullfrog February 15 - 21 ~ Skunk February 22 - 28 ~ Snake March 01 - 12 ~ Ape March 13 - 15 ~ Cockroach March 16 - 23 ~ Slug March 24 - 31 ~ Parasite April 01 - 03 ~ Ass April 04 - 14 ~ Snake April 15 - 26 ~ Slug April 27 - 30 ~ Skunk May 01 - 13 ~ Slug May 14 - 21 ~ Bullfrog May 22 - 31 ~ Cockroach June 01 - 03 ~ Slug June 04 - 14 ~ Skunk June 15 - 20 ~ Ass June 21 - 24 ~ Ape June 25 - 30 ~ Parasite July 01 - 09 ~ Slug July 10 - 15 ~ Ass July 16 - 26 ~ Bullfrog July 27 - 31 ~ Parasite August 01 - 15 ~ Ape August 16 - 25 ~ Slug August 26 - 31 ~

Hot Shit! Trax Uploaded!
Wow... Pretty damn sweet. The site lets me link to my rather large library of songs on my own webserver and easily embed them in my profile? Yeah, that's pretty damn sweet. Yes, I can do it on myspace but the cool thing about this is that it actually shows the track info while it's playing. Anyway, if any of you are reading this and need some music hosted, let me know. :)

Second Best = Never Good
Who knows if anyone really reads everything on here, and to the ones that do I really do appreciate it. Does anyone out there ever feel like they're always playing second best to someone? No matter how hard you try, its like your never good enough for anyone. I feel that way right now, and the pain is too much to bare. Im in need of a lot of alcohol, good music, and a few friends to just drink my pain away. If I cant have that, then I pray to God that things start getting better and fast!! One Love!-David

Lmao Convo With Sis
haha so me and my sis had a lil convo in the shout box and i thought it was kinda funny. read it from bottom to top ♥-N...: pfft lol..fuzzy navel lmao (her) ->♥-N...: lmfao i kno right (me) ♥-N...: thats a drink?..wouldnt it be like a hair belly button? (her) ♥-N...: fuzzy navel lmfao (her)

My Baby Boy :o
My oldest son has turned into a young man. Where the hell has the time went? I'm not ready, but then I am. I'm sure other parents understand that. He hasn't been much into girls, which is sort of a good thing I think. With all the drama that comes with having a girl/boy friend sometimes. He has had a few different girlfriends since the start of high school.. but nothing serious. He was like take it or leave it about it. Well this year he has a new girlfriend. He's taking her to the homecoming. She has a surprise B-day party tonite and he went and picked out his own gifts for her :O then when I took him uptown to get her a card, he came out from the store, he had also bought Kiss's to put in the bag with the presents. Awwwwwww I think he really likes this girl! Tiger is having a worse time with it than I am LOL My boy is growing up and is turning into a wonderful young man. I'm so proud of him. And feel that we've done a pretty good job at raising him.

Salmon Fishing Early Am:
Be Salmon Fishing Early Pre Spawn.With the Turbines (Aqua Duct) Running many Awesome Salmon + Br.Trout are Running + Rainbows. Wish everyone Luck in your Contests + Congrades Boogie Momma on her Contest.Thank you so much Kingdom Bombers For Uniting with Unity,Respect,Loyalty + Love.I have so much Pride,in how all K.O.W. new members have pulled together.The Love Displayed on a everyday basis is phenominal. I am so Honored to have such an Awesome Family of Bombers.So Greatful u all Chose the Kingdom of Wolves.An I have some great new friends.The Unity the recent K.O.W. Family have Displayed has Ignited the entire Kingdom. Hugs + Peace have a Great Weekend.

Life And Times
just wante dto say thanks for the people rateing me, not sure what it does but its nice to make new friends =) it is 6 am hmmm almost nap time and im watchin tv with the puppy LMAo didnt know dogs watched tv hmmmm hope yall are well and have a great day =)

Ive Been Sick
Sorry everyone Ive been been sick, but Im feeling better well the long run is yet to be seen no one can see the future, Ive been looking into new places to live the park I live in is closing soon and new things in my life has forced me to look at things in a different light, I have been looking for my other kids for awhile now a few years back I lost their number, it was a unlisted number and I have been looking for them ever sense they live in the north and I live here in hell Florida, I was looking at on another server and I noticed my name it was not me I investigated and fond my son we are talking now and things are ok. my health has been bad its hard from me to get out of bed at times and I have been so sick that its affecting my job on fubar, don't be surprised if I am replaced there are good bouncers on here so treat them good,I am proud of what I was able to accomplish here, as far as the site I am not a disgruntle bouncer, so don't ask me site questions that you know I will n

Union Pass Hunt #1
Well I didn't get a deer, but thats ok. I did get to see some awsome scenery though. I took a few pictures and posted them in fubar. It was cold (Duh), and I enjoyed it a lot. I did hear some wolves. I got to practice my elk calling some. I even tested out some of my new equipment. All-In-All: I had fun and got to see a new area of Wyoming. Most of which I've never seen before.

Can You?
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Find Me Here
I haven't been on fubar a whole lot the last little bit now And that's because i've been spending alittle more time on another site, trying to get caught up and what not. Alot of garbage going on here and i think it's just time to kinda back off of here for a bit. So...If you're bored and got nothing to do, come check me out :-) Click the image below. See you all there. Cheers (Y) Screenshot

08.21.07 Major Announcement Revealed: Marazene To Join Mushroomhead On Fall Tour!!!
MARAZENE Press ReleaseStreet date 08.21.07As reported by The number 1 source for METAL News, www.Bravewords.comMARAZENE On Brave Words & Bloody KnucklesMARAZENE: New Tour w/ MUSHROOMHEAD, PSYCLON NINE Announced MARAZENE To Join MUSHROOMHEAD, PSYCLON NINE On Fall TourChicago based Machine / Metalists MARAZENE will spend the fall touring the U.S. with MUSHROOMHEAD and PSYCLON NINE beginning on September 28 in Detroit, MI. This tour will mark MARAZENE's second North American run with MUSHROOMHEAD and PSYCLON NINE after the three bands spent over 4 weeks on the road together this past spring. It also marks Marazene's third National Tour for 2007 overall, notable by the bands unsigned and unmanaged status. Confirmed tour dates so far: 8.24 --- Alsip, IL @ O'Malleys 9.02 --- Chicago, IL @ Martini Ranch (2nd Annual F***Fest) (w/ Mushroomhead)9.28 --- Detroit, MI @ Harpo's9.29 --- Mokena, IL @ Pearl Room9.30 --- Grand Rapids, MI @ The Intersection10.02 --- Sauget, IL @ Pop's10.03 --- Lawren

Ok Imma Say It
IF U WANNNA HAVE A FIXED CONTEST TO WHERE UR FRIENDS WIN DO US ALL A FAVOR AND DO A FUCKIN GIVE AWAY AND NOT A CONTEST .U DRAMA WHORES FFS GET A LIFE THERE NOW I FEEL BETTER CALLING PEOPLE CHEATERS WHEN UR FRIENDS R THE BIGGEST CHEATER I EVER SEEN HAHAHA OK I HAD TO SAY MY PEACE THANKS FOR LISTENING OH YEAH AND STOP STALKIN MY SISTER AND WE WILL BLOCK ALL DRAMA STARTING CHEATING LIEN WHORES :d

Symptom Of The Universe
Take me through the centuries to supersonic years Electrifying enemy is drowning in his tears All I have to give you is a love that never dies The symptom of the universe is written in your eyes Yeah Mother mooch is calling me back to her silver womb Father of creation takes me from my stolen tomb Seventh night the unicorn is waiting in the skies A symptom of the universe, a love that never dies Yeah Take my hand, my child of love come step inside my tears Swim the magic ocean I've been crying all these years When our love will ride away into eternal skies A symptom of the universe, a love that never dies Yeah Oh my child of love's creation, come and step inside my dreams In your eyes I see no sadness, you are all that loving means Take my hand and we'll go riding through the sunshine from above We'll find happiness together in the summer skies of love

To Those Involved In The Kdm Bulletin
To everyone involved in this situation. First off I could care a less what he does. This is old news we havent been together in months why all of the sudden this gets brought up is well beyond my understanding.I have left him alone too do what ever he please. So all im asking is for him and whomever else is along with him too leave me alone. As for the well this person is hating on this person and that person is hating on that one well who is it??? Because noone has talked too anyone but 1 person about this since this happened and well shes not hating on anyone. We make bulletins and stickys and then block me from commenting on it. Thats lame as far as it can get. So I cant speak for myself on this as im not allowed. When you got proof bring it on thats all I have asked the whole time is for proof and noone seems too have any. I dont hate on anyone and have not sent anyone too do so. Grow up stop the drama cause thats what this is and move on cause I have..Peace too all and have a gr

The Mayonnaise Jar And The Two Cups Of Coffee.
When things in your lives seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the two cups of coffee. A Professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The Professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The Professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous "yes." The Professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into

Did That Just Happen?
Sometimes people do or say things that come out of no where it seems. I just wanted to keep a long of things i found interesting or amusing people come up with. For instance: As I am typing my last blog I looked out the window to see a horse in my front yard. Why my neighbor has temporarily brought home yet another horse I do not know. But the fact that she needs my help and it can't wait until I get dressed doesn't allow me to find out. Lucky me, I am so glad I get to go load a horse into a trailer in nothing but my bathrobe, in the street of an active subdivision. 9/25 Today and for probably for the 3rd time in my life I got called a good "breeding specimen." I believe the comment in front of a group of people after having stated that i was a "tall drink of water" (

"falling To My Knees"
Falling To My Knees Head in hands No one understands Crying never ending Pain so excruciating No one will help me Out of this hole, save me My legs get weak My hope flees My legs buckle And I fall to my knees By Jessica Spangenburg

I Want Your Number
i want your number... Body: I Don't care who you are, I want your number. Name: Number: Best time to call: Text messaging (yes or no): Phone service: I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get. If you don't, you will get bad luck for 7 years =] Repost as: "I want your number" (repost of original by '~¢¾Lady Sunmaid¢¾~¢¾True Southern Sweetheart¢¾~' on '2007-09-26 14:55:42') (repost of original by 'bgame63' on '2007-09-26 15:29:06')

From...metal Baby 9-27-07
Ancient1 and his pimpettes have grown. Come show them love! Welcome the newest pimpette!! SLYGIRL!!!! LOVE YA FUBARIANS~ XOXOXOOOXXOXOXOOXOXOXOXOXOX ~Ancient1~@ fubar Meet Ancient1's Pimpettes..... (She has pimped Ancient1 for a year) SWEET~THING~WILL ALWAYS PIMP ~ANCIENT1~and `OFFICIAL L.U.V. CLUB CO-FOUNDER~@ fubar (I have pimped Ancient1 for a while now) ~Metal Baby~Will Always Pimp Ancient1~@ fubar (another sweet pimpette for a while now) LSD's SHELL ~WILL ALWAYS PIMP A/LSD & COOLEST GUY EVER~~STEALING SYN~~@ fubar {My BEST FRIEND of six years is Ancient1s newest pimpette) ~slygirl~"WILL ALWAYS PIMP ANCIENT1"(*awake_on_the_verge_of_insanity*)@ fubar {repost please} (repost of original by '~Metal Baby~Will Always Pimp Ancient1~' on '2007-09-27 16:39:41')

Poetry
For my Soon to be X-Husband Andy You tell me you love me,I use to love you. You tell me you miss me,I used to miss you. You said you were leaving,and I told you i loved you. I begged you to stay,you just kept walking. You turned and walked away. Now the tables have turned, And you need me by your side. This time it is you the feelings of love you hide, And it is me who is locking the door, turning and walking away. Are you begging and pleading? Is your heart burning and bleeding? From the knife wounds that cut deep and make your emotions sore? Now you see what it felt like to watch you walk out the door. Now it is me who is done,and can't take it Because i don't love you anymore. To andy williams aka willtodrink Spetember 28th 2007

Not Mine
Your heart is pretty much destroyed right now, and it's hard for you to think of anything else. You are in deep despair, and sometimes it feels like you will never love again. Your hear may be at its lowest point right now. Things can only get better from here. Deep down, your heart is susceptible to: Being swept away by the wrong person Your current outlook on love: You find yourself wondering if love is ever worth it Your love life will improve if you: Take a lot of steps back. You're in no shape to fall in love right now. Watch out for: Anyone who may try to take advantage of your fragile state.

It's That Time Again!
Yup that's right, clean up time. Those of you that have been on my list a while know I do this on occasion. Basically, if I haven't seen you since you added me you're getting take off. I will not remove a fan and I never downrate you. This isn't a hate thing, it's a "I've got too damn many people on here I don't talk to" thing. Basically if I haven't seen or talked to you since you became a part of my list you're gone (last week or 2 are safe)

Adventures In Eros: Episode 01
Adventures in Eros: Episode 01 by lower_case_c © Episode I: The Magic Mirror The mirror was large with an ornately wrought golden frame. The body-length stand had a swivel and lock-handle, making the mirror adjustable. Shane admired the mirror for a long time, in the back corner of Cassandra's Curio. He swiveled the mirror into a number of positions, smiling at what uses he might find for such a mirror. The style of it seemed almost fantastic; as if this mirror could have been the one the witch used to ascertain whom the most beautiful girl in the land was. The price tag read $45.00, and Shane did a double take at this price. He made his way to the front of the store, where Cassandra sat behind the counter with her headphones on. "Hey, Cassandra?" He said, loudly. Cassandra looked back at him, sliding the phones from her ears and resting them around her neck. "Hey... that mirror back there-" "Yep... forty-five. The frame's wood with cheap gold plating outside... not worth

Sooo....
It's a Sunday afternoon. I havent been to church in almost a year. Now I'm bored. This humored me. But now it is lackluster. No, I'm just fuckin around. If anyone reads this they should ask me something. I don't know. Seriously. Make something really fuckin stupid up and I'll totally humor the hell out of you somehow. Example- I told somone once we needed more lemons to build a lemon fort at work so that we could fend off the banana people due to the fact that the lemon is the banana's natural enemy. True story. Now if i can make something up like that on the spot about lemons....what the hell kind of response are you gonna get when you ask me a question that already borders the realms of sanity? Primus out. /end transmission

End Of Tour Tuesday, August 8, 1978
Patrolman Barry Wayne Maham Henrico County Police Department Virginia End of Watch: Tuesday, August 8, 1978 Biographical Info Age: 32 Tour of Duty: 3 years Badge Number: 222 Incident Details Cause of Death: Gunfire Date of Incident: Patrolman Barry Wayne Maham Henrico County Police Department Virginia End of Watch: Tuesday, August 8, 1978 Biographical Info Age: 32 Tour of Duty: 3 years Badge Number: 222 Incident Details Cause of Death: Gunfire Date of Incident: Tuesday, August 8, 1978 Weapon Used: Shotgun Suspect Info: Not available Patrolman Maham was shot and killed after he and his partner responded to a domestic disturbance. As the officers were speaking to the female party on the steps the husband swung the door opened and fired a shotgun, striking Patrolman Maham in the torso. Patrolman Maham had served with the agency for 3 years. He was survived by his wife and two children. Weapon Used: Shotgun Suspect Info: Not available Patrol

Hungarian Suicide Song Gloomy Sunday
The man who wrote this song committed suicide and his wife soon followed. In history many have ended their lives to this beautifully sorrowful song. Hope you enjoy and please do not let life get you down. No one truly loses until they stop fighting! xoxoxoxo...much love to you all!

Puppy Names
Ok soon im getting a puppy for my lil girl & i'm pretty sure it will be a female but wat i'd like regardless of sex is some ideas on names cos if i leave it to my daughter she will call it Barbie etc,so pls leave ur ideas on wat names ud suggest & thanks all *hugs*xxx

****~broken Hearts~****.......
Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak; sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go. When love is lost, do not bow your head in sadness; instead keep your head up high and gaze into heaven for that is where your broken heart has been sent to heal. Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together. Love is like a puzzle. When you're in love, all the pieces fit but when your heart gets broken, it takes a while to get everything back together. It's so curious: one can resist tears and 'behave' very well in the hardest hours of grief. But then someone makes you a friendly sign behind a window, or one notices that a flower that was in bud only yesterday has suddenly blossomed, or a letter slips from a drawer... and everything collapses. Sometimes I wish I were a little kid again, skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts. What is the opposite of two? A lonely me, a lonely you

Pagan
I am The Pagan Man I speak for all my kind When i criticize your point of view; Your hollow state of mind. You say that i'm an animal, Well this, at least, is true: I'm a thinking, breathing, human being. SO WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?

Sex
im here to make new friends and well make real close a horny wamen.lol im Harold im 20 i like t please so if i can please you ladies name just name it ok. o i like to study talk and think of sex i like it rough but a the same time gentle ill always try every thing once to. well thats it for now ladies please comment

Time To Get "your" Copy Of Peter Britt's Book?
Hello to all my friends.... For all new friends, did you know that Peter Britt is a published author? You didn't know? Well, it's true. Look below and by all means go get your copy of "All That I Am, I Think!" today. THis book is the woman's nightstand companion (that is what a lot of women say) and you can find out a great deal about Peter Britt the man, the singer, the writer and who he truly is inside. It is revealing and an extraordinary read the reviews say. Get yours today and check out the music. Oh yes, say hi anytime and thanks to everyone for your wonderful comments and messages. :) Peter Britt Click here for Peter's publisher book store Click this link to order the Hard Cover book. $24.99 shipping included Click here to order All That I Am, I Think! in Hard Cover Click this link to order the paperback book. $19.99 shipping included Click here to order All That I Am, I Think! in paperback Just click the cdbaby logo to buy That's What Living's For by

Homeless
Little update. I got kicked out of my apartment, and I'm not really sure where I'm going it's looking like I'm moving to Nebraska. I won't have regular internet access for a while but if you have my cell number then text me if you need something.

A Sad Story
Amazing Body: I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't br

Come Rescue Me Love
Come Rescue Me Love For the road he is traveling is so very dark being alone.Not being able to scream out for help even if he did no one there to rescue him; so all he can do is hold in the pain and let it destory him from within,so as the tears stream down his face lady come rescue me. Poem By: Charles L. Nelson

Doctor Who Season Finale - Tonight @ 8/7c On Sci Fi
Last of the Time Lords- SEASON FINALE Friday, October 5th at 8:00pm E/P, encore at 1:00am E/P on Sci Fi Channel. SEASON FINALE. It's been a year since The Master unleashed the mysterious Toclafane onto Earth. With the human race and The Doctor enslaved under The Master's control, Martha Jones is the only person that can help stop the evil Time Lord. Can Martha Jones save the world? John Barrowman (Torchwood) and John Simm (Life on Mars) guest star.

Academy Nite Bite
Academy Nite Bite by hotchkiss © This was all so strange, adjusting to and understanding what had happened was far from complete. Raven found it difficult to comprehend the very wide scope of her newly discovered developing abilities and powers. It had been only a matter of weeks since she had turned into the creature she now was, her new form was thrilling, the young sheltered girl she had been now a fading memory. For her own safety it was still felt by her father and guardians that she would be safer if she rested at the manor. She had been supplied an odd mix of prostitutes and poor faceless unfortunates that had been brought from far and wide. There had been an ample supply for her to hone her skills on and ultimately consume. More than a few had died others lived secretly at the manor psychically bound to her, none of these returned to their former lives. On one or two occasions she would take a one that could prove useful for her in the future, tonight her target was one of

Eaglez Clawz Contest
Eaglez Clawz Contest needs bombing. She is currently in 1st but not by much. I believe the contest ends on Wednesday but I am not sure what time. Please take the time to drop some comments on her picture. Below is a clickable link to her picture. Thanks

"you Just Cleared The Bar"
quote-yes a quote from a drunk man after i finished my set at a bar 2 weeks ago--i couldn't talk about it-does that mean i played so horribly that no one could bear to be in the same building as i played?--wow--i haven't been heckled by anyone for over 2 years-it left me full of self-doubt, useless feeling and quite suicidal for days- i can't believe that happened. i played an acoustic show--i practiced so hard for it--and someone said that. and to add insult to insult--i requested friendship on myspace from a worker at the bar--they refused me. i don't think i'll be playing anywhere anytime soon. thank you very much Currently listening : Melancholia Falling By Steve Lieberman The Gangsta Rabbi

Update
yes i know alot of you have been leaving me comments my wireless card went out of my laptop and the pc on this boat sucks its a dell and is slow as hell we rely on a cingular wireless card to get signal and when im down on the lower mississippi like this trip we dont have good signal (just ask becky ) the phone service sucks .

Life
it has been too long its like i don't have time to be me anymore, and that's not right! work sucks, having 2 jobs sucks! having 2 baby boys is beautiful, i love my family! whatever happened to my theme? creative minds have no time, no time to be lost hated, or taken for granted, no time to be anything but themselves. Its just amazing to me. Times are changing but I have not changed, only my mindset has changed, prioraties have changed. why does everything have to change.... I'm tired, tired of exspectations and inclings of hope. I WANNA DO IT!!!! I want to be what I said I would be! I WANT TO MAKE IT!!! I want to go where I have always wanted to go! why is there so much sacrifice of ourselves? why does so much feel so inclined to just bust in and get in our way???? I don't think I am even meant to understand, so it does not really matter. things inlifew can not always be stopped, call it fate or our set course, but I'm going to make mine happen, you watch!

An Adventure In The Woods
An Adventure in the Woods by AdelaideNurse © I awoke around 9:00 am following my last late shift (1:00 pm to 9:30 pm) for this week. I knew I had to follow Mary's orders (see last story). Everything was a reminder. For starters I had to sleep naked. Not that long ago I would wear a bra to bed, I was such a prude. Now Mary had a key and said she would come in to my flat some times to check that I slept naked - or else. I didn't want to know what she would do if I was caught wearing pyjamas. I ate breakfast naked. Two pieces of toast. Then I went to the bathroom and inserted a microlax up my rear. Microlax are a small enema that we use at the hospital. Then I inserted a second. For this morning Mary had instructed me to use a third - a sure sign that she had a lot of anal work in mind. I held on for as long as I could and then emptied myself on the toilet. I wasn't allowed to flush until Mary had inspected and was satisfied. One morning she wasn't and made me insert another two. T

Life, Friends, Feelings
I'm not going to go into detail about what the subject of this bulletin means, but if the person that I'm referring to reads this, they will now that its about them. Rarely do you come across new people in your life that will actually stop and show that they are acknowledging your feelings.... show they care... and someone did that for me... on two occasions tonight. I'm not sure if it shocked me or if it just made me feel good.... but WOW...... Thank you.....

Taco Pot Pie
A great recipe to feed the kids for lunch or dinner. Ingredients 1 lb. ground beef 1 medium onion - chopped (1/2 C.) 1 jar taco sauce - (16 oz.) 1 C. shredded cheddar cheese - (4 oz.) 1 C. Original Bisquick 1/2 C. milk 1 egg Directions Heat oven to 400 degrees. Cook beef and onion in ovenproof 10-inch skillet over medium heat, stirring occasionally, until beef is brown; drain. Stir in taco sauce. Sprinkle with cheese. Stir remaining ingredients until blended. Pour over beef mixture. Bake about 30 minutes or until golden brown. You can add sour cream, chopped lettuce and tomatoes for toppings. Yield: 6 Servings.

What Sissies We Are?
Jay Leno wrote this; it's the Jay Leno we don't often see.... "The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true given the source, right? The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy with the direction the country is headed and 69 percent of the country is unhappy with the performance of the president. In essence 2/3s of the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change. So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, ''What we are so unhappy about?'' Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7 days a week? Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer and heating in the winter? Could it be that 95.4 percent of these unhappy folks have a job? Maybe it is the ability to walk into a grocery store at any time and see more food in moments than Darfur has seen in the last year? Maybe it is the ability to drive from the P

Witch Trials Throughout History....north Berwick
The North Berwick witch trials were the trials in 1590 of a number of people from East Lothian, Scotland, accused of witchcraft in the St Andrew's Auld Kirk in North Berwick. They ran for two years and implicated seventy people. The accused included Francis Stewart, 1st Earl of Bothwell on charges of high treason. The "witches" held their covens on the Auld Kirk Green, part of the modern-day North Berwick Harbour area. The confessions were extracted by torture. This trial involved several people who were convicted of having used witchcraft to create a storm in an attempt to sink the ship on which King James VI of Scotland and Anne of Denmark had been traveling. One of the accused in particular, Agnes Sampson was examined by James VI at his palace of Holyrood House. The two above devices were combined to create the Witche's Bridal...Horrific but true.... She was fastened to the wall of her cell by a witch's bridle, an iron instrument with four sharp prongs forced into the m

Questions For Those Interested In New Paths...
Some questions for you to ask/know about being a Witch/Pagan/Wiccan 1) Do you get upset with repeating lessons you think you've already learned? 2) Do you feel defensive if someone instructs you? 3) Is the thought of a never-ending journey into wisdom more than you can bear to think about? 4) Do you have the strength to be different? Is your difference meant to annoy family & friends? If not, how far would you go w/the courage of your convictions? 5) Have you ever had the experience of being a minority w/all its attendant prejudices & persecutions? Even if you haven't, how well do you think you handle such experiences as a Witch? 6) Do you get defensive in group situations of any kind if you feel your way is right? Is there room in you for compromise? If so, where would you draw the line over which you will not cross? 7) What do you see as the major differences between someone who calls himself a Witch and someone who calls himself a Wiccan? What about a pagan? Can

The Zombie Mask
The Zombie Mask While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good week's worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead.

2001 A Fake Odyssey - Best New Tv-fakery
2001 A Fake Odyssey - BEST NEW TV-FAKERY VIDEO ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Killtown Date: Oct 12, 2007 12:56 AM - Conclusively proves the plane's trajectory in the 'Brooklyn Bridge' shot contradicts the trajectories in other videos. - Conclusively proves that 6 videos are actually 3 videos taken at different zooms and passed off as being taken by 6 different people. Also find it here: 911movement.org

Im New Here
Greetings everyone. I am new here. so please rate me site or leave a message and tell me what you think. Until I get to my moms house the picture I have on will have to do. Until then what I look like remains a mystery. Anyhow, I am a big fan of WWE Wrestling. Trying to figure out how to start a conversation with me. will WWE Wrestling is one way to do it.

Lyrics To Love Is A Killer By Vixen
Love Is A Killer lyrics Only a fool believes it's better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all So I don't wanna take that fall, it's a long, long, long way down I'm hurt, love struck me down again, enticed me in and pulled the pin Blew my tender heart sky high Now in my pain, I'm asking why as I'm crying Should I give it my last try or say goodbye Chorus: Love is a killer, a homicidal fiend Love is a killer, it'll be the death of me I got a target on my back for a cupid dressed in black Love is a killer, it's killing me Love, so sweetly beckoning I've seen your face, called your name I tasted tears you cried Lived in shadows in my mind, frozen here in time, don't leave me here to die chorus (Solo) You fascinate and yet frustrate, demand so much of me, yeah I've had enough, it's tearing me up inside Cross my heart, hope to survive You got a smoking gun, well don't shoot me love, no! You're a - chorus Love is a killer, no, love is a killer, no n

A Question For The Men? Why!
i would like to know why on earth you would try to pick up a women in walmart of all places ? when she has no makeup on cut off shorts and a tank top hair combed strate down ! can i please get and honest answer please.

Moday Moments
744 AM : 10/15/07 Out of bed.....the sun is rising , and i am half awake. Reflecting back on weekend , big smile upon my face . I have touched another heart and in return have had my heart touched as well . I have added another beautiful moment and memory to my life and thus have embraced the gift of life. Do i dare express my feelings and share them with the outside world ? Who would understand it ? If only i could announce my secret to the world then my thoughts and feelings might be understood . I will be facing many challanges this coming week as i deal with the emotions that the weekend has impressed upon my heart. This early in the days exsistance.... i can see the sun as it rises to provide light to the seeds of life. I am one of thoes seeds..... i am a child and creature of nature and mother earth . Still growing and spreading. Life is what feeds me and the sunlight provides clarity to each day of my exsistance .

Tomorrow Is Gonna Suck
I HAVE BEEN IN A BIT OF A FUNK FOR THE PAST WEEK.... HERE I SIT THINKING IT IS ALL THESE CONSCIOUS THOUGHTS RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD.... THEN MY MOTHER CAME TO ME AND ASKED IF I AM READY FOR COURT TOMORROW.... YES THE 17TH IS ALREADY HERE... TOMORROW WHEN I GET OFF OF WORK AT 6AM I GET TO TRY TO REST BEFORE GOING TO COURT TO FINALIZE MY DIVORCE AND SAY GOODBYE TO MY CHILDREN FOR THE LAST TIME... I'VE BEEN CRYING FOR ABOUT AN HOUR NOW... DONT ASK MY WHY... I KNOW WHY BUT ALLLL THE REASONS COMBINED ARE TOO MUCH FOR ME TO VOICE... BUT I'M GONNA TRY NOT FOR YOU BUT TO SEE IF GETTING IT OUT REALLY HELPS.... I HATE MY HUSBAND... I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD FEEL SUCH HATRED FOR ANOTHER PERSON IN MY LIFE AND YET HE BROUGHT IT OUT OF ME... I NEVER WISHED BAD THINGS UPON ANYONE, BUT I WOULDNT BE HAPPIER IF HE WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF SOME GOD AWFUL MIS-HAP. BUT FOR SOME REASON KNOWING TOMORROW WILL BE THE END OF THE 7 YEAR NIGHTMARE SADDENS ME... HE HURT ME SO BAD AND PUT ME THROUGH SOOOOO MUCH

Real Friends!
If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you and share with you its beauty On the days you're feeling blue. If I could build a mountain You could call your very own; A place to find serenity, A place to be alone. If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the sea, But all these things I'm finding are impossible for me. I cannot build a mountain Or catch a rainbow fair, But let me be what I know best, A friend who's always there.

Sobering Statistic...
Regardless of where you stand on the issue of the U.S. involvement in Iraq , here's a sobering statistic: There has been a monthly average of 160,000 troops in the Iraqi theatre of operations during the last 22 months, and a total of 2,112 deaths. That gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000 soldiers. The firearm death rate in Washington D.C. is 80.6 per 100,000 persons for the same period. That means that you are about 25% more likely to be shot and killed in the U.S. Capital than you are in Iraq . Conclusion: The U.S. should pull out of Washington. Who knows if its true or not... but hey why not.. works for me :)

Typing My Heart Out.....still.
I keep coming back here. It's getting harder to type through the tears. But I need to get this out or I'll go totally off my rocker. The nights are getting longer. My pain is steadfast. Unrelenting in it's pursuit to rip me apart. I know I can't let it beat me down. But it seems the harder I try to fight it off, the stronger it becomes. It was just one word. That's all you had to say. That one word opened the gates of my hell. I honestly thought I was stronger than that. Apparently not. I'm as weak as a kitten. Oh, I put up a good front. Never letting anyone see me down. Except here. I don't want pity. I just want to feel again. More than anything.

Going To Have A Baby Soon
Hey guys and gals. AS you all know I am preggos. Well its hard being that I am in a town where I know no one. So if anyone cares I am registered at target.com if you like to get something for the baby it will bedelivered to my address. PLease dont think you have to do this just letting everyone know. If you are interested message me so I can give you the name of the registry. Thanks love the muse

Airmen Punished For Nuclear Error
Airmen punished for nuclear error The US Air Force has relieved several officers of their commands after a B-52 bomber was mistakenly flown across the US loaded with nuclear-armed missiles. Three colonels, a lieutenant colonel and 66 other personnel were punished following the incident at Minot Air Force Base, North Dakota, on 29 August. Maj Gen Richard Newton said ground crews had failed to follow procedures. The incident has been described as one of the worst known breaches of nuclear weapons procedures in decades. Six cruise missiles armed with nuclear warheads were mounted on the bomber's wings before it was flown to Louisiana. The missiles were supposed to have been taken to Barksdale Air Force Base, but the warheads should have been removed beforehand. 'Procedural errors' Announcing the results of his six-week investigation, Gen Newton said there had been an "erosion of adherence to weapons-handing standards". They did not follow the formal sch

In Love Again
While cleaning out my closet, In case you wanted to know, I ran across your picture And suddenly felt a glow. The feelings I once had for you I quickly began to trace, Back to the time I met you... Remembering that special place. While sitting all alone At a table made for two, I happened to look up and Guess what there was you. You asked if something was wrong As you quickly took a seat And stared so deeply into my eyes, While wishing I could speak. I guess those were the good ole days and now I can't pretend, But, yes, I found your picture And fell in love again.

End Of An Era
Today is a very difficult day for me. After 14 years of marriage, my wife and I have decided to seperate. This is not an easy thing to go through, but it has been a long time coming. I'm not even sure if the friendship will survive, but I hope it does. My emotions are torn right now, because 14 years is a long time to be with someone, but it has been over for a while. I'm not sure what is in store for me next, but i hold no animosity towards my wife. I will always love her in my heart. My time on here might be drastically cut short, but to all my close friends, i will continue to stay in contact with. Thanks for listening to me ramble on. Dave

~ Our First Time Xxx ~
she unlocked the front door and stepped inside. Her Living room was reduced to an eerie grayish blur of odd shapes and forms She had left the kitchen light on because she didn't want to come home to a dark empty house. It wasn't living alone per say that bothered her. She just didn't like sleeping alone at least not every night . And all she ever thinks about is being in his arms . Could he sense that she wondered all the way in Germany? Possibly he thought she was on the prowl, he had told her he had trust issues, After they had just met. A few weeks before they were virtual strangers. They very thought of getting to know this gorgeous man excited her so she left him a message . Since her divorce she had buried herself in work as a marketing director for one of the biggest firms in the city, and busied herself with decorating and furnishing her new home. She suddenly realized she was driving herself so hard because she was so unfulfilled. A long list of important clients and att

Shoot For The Stars
R U Up 4 it???? I'm looking for a true companion, a guy (35-52) whom I enjoy spending time with, talking to, cuddling up next to. I'm not into playing games and have no tolerance for those that are. MUST be able to stimulate my mind before you ever touch my body. Must be able to use your mouth well... for great conversation and phenomenal kissing. I have interest in cultural pursuits (art, music, theatre, etc). Not much on sports. I love to dance, sing, travel, road trip, check out a flick, listen to music, spend time with old friends, make new friends, eat a succulent meal, converse on a variety of provocative topics. I'm a sucker for the strong, sensitive type or the loveable, funny nerd with the heart of gold. ME: single, never married, professionally employed, educated, independent. Attractive, affectionate BBW who is smart, caring, humorous, passionate, open-minded, responsible but fun-loving. I care about others and the community, love to laugh, emotionally / financially stab

Drug Recall
DRUG RECALL – VERY SERIOUS!! (PLEASE READ ALL) All drugs containing PHENYLPROPANOLAMINE are being recalled. STOP TAKING anything containing this ingredient. It has been linked to increased hemorrhagic stroke (bleeding in brain) among women ages 18-49 in the three days after starting use of medication. Problems were not found in men, but the FDA recommended that everyone (even children) seek alternative medicine. The following medications contain Phenylpropanolamine: Acutrim Diet Gum Appetite Suppressant > Acutrim Plus Dietary Supplements > Acutrim Maximum Strength Appetite Control > Alka-Seltzer Plus Children's Cold Medicine Effervescent > Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold Medicine (Cherry or Orange) > Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold Medicine Original > Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold & Cough Medicine Effervescent > Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold & Flu Medicine > Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold & Sinus Effervescent > Alka Seltzer Plus Night-Time Cold Medicine > BC Allergy Si

Another Meeting Down
I finished my second meeting for today and now I am on my way to grab a quick lunch and then off to another meeting. I have meetings all day and into the night up till about 9 pm tonight. Just another Tuesday. LOL

So True!
The following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday Morning Commentary. My confession: I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestors was Jewish. And it does not bother me even a little bit when people call those beautiful lit up, bejeweled trees Christmas trees. I don't feel threatened. I don't feel discriminated against. That's what they are: Christmas trees. It doesn't bother me a bit when people say, "Merry Christmas" to me. I don't think they are slighting me or getting ready to put me in a ghetto. In fact, I kind of like it. It shows that we are all brothers and sisters celebrating this happy time of year. It doesn't bother me at all that there is a manger scene on display at a key intersection near my beach house in Malibu. If people want a church, it's just as fine with me as is the Menorah a few hundred yards away. I don't like getting pushed around for being a Jew, and I don't think Christians like g

Halloween Fun
You Are a Witch (or Warlock) You are deviously brilliant and a perfect manipulator. You somehow always end up getting what you want - without anyone knowing you're working behind the scenes. Crafty and cunning, you can work your way out of any jam. And it's easy for you to get people to do what you want, whether you're working for good or evil. Your greatest power: Mind control Your greatest weakness: Making people your puppets You play well with: Ghosts What Kind of Monster Are You? What Your Halloween Habits Say About You You are an outgoing person who's a bit of a showoff. It's likely that you dress up for Halloween every year. You like to think of yourself as naughty. But compared to most people, you're actually quite mild. Your inner child is open minded, playful, and adventurous. You truly fear the dark side of humanity. You are a true misanthrope. You're prone to be quite emotional and over dramatic. Deep down, you enjoy being sc

Whats Up With Fubar?
I just dont get it anymore. I read bulletins where people are needing help with friends of theirs. And I go and help them. But when I post bulletins to get help for my friends...I cant get anyone to help out. Now my thing is we talk about getting people to join and have as much fun as we have. But no one ever wants to return the favor. Now what kind of example are we showing or setting? A pretty crappy one if you ask me. I dont know maybe we will get things changed. I am not going to hold my breathe on that one.

...oh Sweet Pain...
Why does a rose always symbolize true love and romance...when a rose always dies? They also say...true love never dies. But in all reality how can you explain something that doesn't exist. No one can say there is true or pure love. Love is a powerful and meaningful word with absolutely no meaning. What love would mean to one person can mean a completely different thing to another. When you think you are truely happy in life...something always comes back and fucks you in the ass. No one is ever happy with their lives. There is always something more they wish they could have. This world is full of players and users and lord knows I've had mine. Don't be with someone you can live with, be with someone you can't live without. Why is it so hard to just say I love you, to someone and actually mean it? 90% people in America say I love you but don't mean it, only 10 can say I love you and actually mean it. Rarely will you ever find someone that will actually mean it. I am stating that little f

Thank You Little One!
My girl wrote this about Me....made Me cry... glad to see I am doing something right..... She is a wonderful person. and one of the best Dommes i know. She is who i look up to as my role model. She can be stern but is always fair. i love having the privilege to serve her. She is kind, honorable, She is a lady in all aspects of the word. if this helps you at all. ive had bad experiences in this lifestyle i was collared at 13 and nearly beaten to death, and have had a hard time since trusting people. but i trust Her with my life and would lay my own life down for Her with out question this is a blog i wrote about 2 weeks ago: its titled what i want tobe when i grow up. The other day I was sitting around and got to thinking, what do i want to be when i grow up. i sat there for a few minuets and realized exactly what i want to be. I want to be like my Ma'am (Lady Twisted Karma) She is one of the most wonderful people who have blessed my life. She is a very strong, beautiful,sp

Betrayed
After all the things you said It leaves me feeling blue I never thought for once Id be betrayed by you How can you hurt someone Thats never done you wrong And expect them to stay there And pretend to be so strong You underestimated me I guess you always will Its like when your doing this You get some sort of thrill I put an end to all my hurting And to all the hurtfull things you do I finally put an end To being betrayed by you

Check This Out
Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

Woop Woop
OMG MIZZ SHADY LOST HER VIP!!! ONE OF THE MOST AMAZING WOMEN ON THIS SITE, SHE DOES EVERYTHING SHE CAN TO HELP OTHER PEOPLE! ANY TIME YOU NEED SOMEONE TO BE THERE FOR YOU, YOU CAN COUNT ON THIS WOMAN! SHE HAS ONE OF THE BIGGEST HEARTS OF ANYONE I KNOW!!! NOW SHE'S LOST HER VIP!!! SOMEONE HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! S*U*P* MIZZ SHADY@ fubar DO I NEED TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO? ARE YOU SERIOUS? WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? CLICK THE LINK ALREADY! Need more incentive? S*U*P* MIZZ SHADY@ fubar OH YEAH!!! DID I MENTION SHE IS TRYING TO REACH GODMOTHER? SO YEAH... I DON'T JUST WANNA SEE HER GET VIP, I WANNA SEE ALL OF YOU IN THERE GIVING HER BACK THE LOVE SHE HAS GIVEN EVERYONE ELSE!!! THIS HOE HAS BEEN PUT ON THE CORNER BY: ~»§£ÅVE PRÌÑcE§§«~@ fubar (repost of original by '

Love We Share ....
will the love we share last or will just the friendship we have out last our love..... The Love a I share with you comes from so deep in my heart I wonder if I should share it at all because every time I share my deepest love for someone I always get hurt and I can never repair the pain.... The love I share with you is the strongest love I have ever felt it brings me to my knees .... The love I share with you is something I can never let anyone else have .... The love I share with you is the most beautiful thing when we make love I whisper in your ear when our body's are so close telling every deep feeling I have for you and it makes the sex so tense we both let go at the same time.... The love I share with you makes me wonder if it to much for you to handle.....

Oh Fuck It
the reason i fll for my ex, yeah i fineally realised it, earlier this evening i was talking to a friend i met when i was like 19 years old, he liked me then but he has turned shallow, and it made me realise that i had a habit of falling for the first guy that would treat me like i was worth looking at, yeah because i am short and round, so what? i don't need that shit anymore, i give up, don't need it don't want it don't have to put up with it

Dream Master
The Dream Master He walks alone in the shadows of the night. Wandering the land of dreams Heeding the call of those in need He hears the beckons of their plight He guards over them with all his being Protecting his charges from harm. Destroying those that challenge him he stands alone in tortured pain His heart guarded as he would those in need. He must not allow himself the pleasure True to his realm he must stay. For the need is too great for him to be distracted. He is fair and just, kind and caring He has the power of the Nightmare, His dark side unyielding, unforgiven His gentle hand tightly gripped. He destroys those that threaten ones in his care. Fierce as a lion protecting his pride. The Dream Master unleashes his wrath. The horror of the Nightmare is his to command. He yearns for a love that is that is real. For the one that can stand beside him The Lady of the Shadows that stands behind him Until he finds her, He will walk alone. Never

*insert Witty Title Here*
Hmnn, how to paint the scene... stuck at work, its half past midnite and Im mildly pissed and stoned. Theres shitty europop on the only channel the tv in reception can pick up and Id really rather be in a hammock in Barbados contemplating what I can waste my lottery win on next.... So I find myself barred. Not only commenting on mumms, but commenting full stop. No "Its Friday, lets get assholed* comments from me today Sir, No Sir. Im the first person to admit that I can be insulting in the mumms, but I always try to do it humorously. If I really upset people, Ive never had a problem with appologising, but c'mon guys.... blocking people from commenting completely? Is this what my grandparents fought Hitler for? I thought a place like this was somewhere to come and express yourself freely. Ive seen from fat chix in bondage pics to some really shitty poetry, but at least these people were indulging in the freedom to show/post whatever they wanted to give the world, free from f

My Internet Down Til Wednesday
well i will be on and off when ever i can get the internet.but i will be backon wednesday cause my phone-internet company sucks.feel free to use the LETS TALK button and i`ll try to get back to you soon as i can. some times it goes right to my cell. have a great weekend every one. mike

Bitchy Co-worker
This is a story from my incredibly boring job. I work with mentally challenged individuals, who at times can become violent. That is just one of the perks of the job. Well, one day during the summer, I was working in a home with Michelle, taking care of 5 other individuals. Normally, there is another person working with us, but since it was a nice summer day, people decided to take advantage and have a 3 day weekend by calling out on that Friday night. So, it was just Michelle and I all night. I guess I should start off by describing Michelle. She is about 5'1" and a little on the chubby side. Not fat by any means, just a little chub due to being in her mid thirties. What she lacks in a flat stomach, she more than makes up for with an incredible chest. Her breasts are easily a 42 DD and she normally dresses to show them off. Not in a slutty way, mind you, but just a fun dresser. During the winter, Michelle will normally wear jeans and a shirt that is either tight or low cut. Nothing

To Fornicate, Fornication
What were you thinking you were going to get!! Take 2 seconds of your time and have dirty thoughts for the Queen of Dirty Thoughts!! fornicates@ fubar for•ni•cate (fôr'nĭ-kāt') To commit fornication. fornication noun1. voluntary sexual intercourse between persons not married to each other 2. extramarital sex that willfully and maliciously interferes with marriage relations; "adultery is often cited as grounds for divorce" This has been a pimp out by ‘The One and Only’ WHITΞ ЯIDΞЯ®™ WHITΞ ЯIDΞЯ®™@ fubar

Erotic
Laying there in the bed beside you, my eyes wide open. I roll over to watch you sleep. You look so handsome and so peaceful like that. I can't help but smile as I gaze upon you. In an instance my mind wanders. I find my mouth watering. My mouth is craving but one thing. It wants to feel you inside. I find myself squirming under the covers. My head now covered by the sheets and blankets. My hand reaches for your boxer briefs and carefully lowers the waistband, allowing your resting cock to be exposed to me. My mouth waters more, I want to make you grow in my mouth. I move in closer, lift your cock with my left hand, and then take you all in. Your cock is small and soft and my mouth enjoys having it. My left hand now cups your balls as my mouth begins to carefully suck. My tongue thrashing about, making sure to cover every bit of your cock. I can feel it begin to grow so I start sucking you in and out. I hear you start moaning; quietly at first. I suck a bit more til your cock has reache

Mediocrity Rocks
well after 25 years of not seeing the inside of a class room I am about 1/2 finished with my first semester and so far my goal of getting c's is coming to pass . Even getting guitar hero the weekend before my midterms didn’t hurt that’s why I say mediocrity rocks. Other then that I have been putting my new found knowledge to good work , beside playing with 90k dollar hd video cameras and all the brand new toys in the media department .{ I want to make a mst3k rip off with real bad 1970’s cheesy porn } the agro and horticulture classes kick ass . I think I might have to change my major from nursery management to landscape design. Either way my hobby green house has paid off dividends big time. Well hope to get back here more and maybe I might get my mumm privileges back some day if not FU Fubar management.

Less Water, More Beer!!!
As Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria." In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 2 Lbs of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 2 Lbs of shit. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = shit - Beer = Health Therefore, it's better to drink beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

Friendship Poem
A friend is like a flower, a rose to be exact, Or maybe like a brand new gate that never comes unlatched. A friend is like an owl, both beautiful and wise. Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost, whose spirit never dies. A friend is like a heart that goes strong until the end. Where would we be in this world if we didn't have a friend

Test
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Ha Ha Ha Ha Omg
OMG!!! This shit is tooo funny, as soon as I posted aMuMM about the asshole ho hurt me, he called, no bullshit...I mean as soon as I hit the submit button he called, Im trippin out!! He dont have a computer so I know he didnt see it. But after a bit of beggin, I let his childishness go, because, God knows Im guilty of doin it myself. So I let him slide, this one time, I know he loves me, he's had a crush on me since middle school, so if this comes back to bite me in my ass, Im gonna go to jail, be cause I WILL fuck his ass up, he knows, and if he pulls the shit again, like I said, I will be locked up for attempted murder, because I will cut his ass up.....I guess we had a misunderstanding, but like I said, Im a spiteful bitch, so.......he better not play with me:P .....As always thanx for takin the time to read my shit! Love you all

Lol
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Fyredragn Won!!!!!
CONGRADULATIONS FYREDRAGN!!! FyreDragn Leveled up to 24. It's official... he is Fu-King!!!! He won the contest amongst Youngsoldier917 in the race to level 24. Go show him some FU-LUV!!!! FyreDragn**-=*Member of L.O.L levelers*=- & ~~CLUB F.A.R MEMBER~~**@ fubar And remember, Youngsoldier917... he is still one awesome guy!!!! So swing by and show him some Fu-Luv too... youngsoldier917*****CLUB F.A.R*****.@ fubar You guys both did AWESOME!!! You guys are both AWESOME!!!! Take care and Be Safe!!!!

Did Anyone Ever Tell You,
Did Anyone Ever Tell You, Just How Special You Are The Light that You Emit Might even Light a Star Did Anyone Ever Tell You How Important You Make Others Feel Somebody out here is Smiling About Love that is so Real Did Anyone Ever Tell You that Many Times When They were Sad Your E-mail made Them Smile a bit In Fact It made Them Glad For the Time You Spend Sending Things And Sharing whatever You Find There are No Words to Thank You But Somebody, Thinks You're Fine Did Anyone Ever Tell You Just How Much They Love You Well, My Dearest Friend Today I am Telling You

Prayer For Appreciation
Largest Database of ImagesFor Comments And Profiles at FreeCommentTags.com I weep as I hang my head in an act of contrition, As I whisper, "Lord don't let go of my hand"' For I am ashamed that I see no beauty today, And I have asked for you so many times,for so many things, that sometimes I wonder if you sigh when you hear me ask again, But yet, you always reach to comfort me, I have so much to be grateful for in my life, I have felt the wonder of my children move against my heart within my body, I have loved and been loved unconditionally, And sometimes, I did not deserve such devotion, I have laughed and cried, and I have shared so many wonderful things, But, I find only sorrow in my life now lord,and I am alone, It is hard to find the beauty,and the joy that used to be here, Although I search each day To find my purpose and fill this emptiness, I find only a restless repetition of yesterday, I feel it is an endless journey for happiness and I am weary

The Good Life.....
READ TO THE BOTTOM FOR QUOTE OF THE MONTH BY JAY LENO. IF YOU DON'T READ ANYTHING ELSE---VERY WELL STATED TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's, 70's and 80's!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants &children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO O

To Every Cowboy.....
To them Cowboys! To every Cowboy that doesn't drink, smoke or dip. To every Cowboy that's said, "Sex can't wait, wait min. that came out wrong" To every Cowboy that's said, "You're beautiful Ma'am." To every Cowboy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every Cowboy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every Cowboy who has given her flowers just because. To every Cowboy that said he would die for her. To every Cowboy that really would. To every Cowboy that did what she wanted to do. To every Cowboy that she cried in front of. To every Cowboy that holds hands with her. To every Cowboy that kisses her with meaning. To every Cowboy that hugs her when she's sad. To every Cowboy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every Cowboy who would give their jacket up for her. To every Cowboy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every Cowboy that would sit and wait for her for hours

You Know You Are Too Old To Trick Or Treat When..
You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when.. 10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your Balance and fall over. 6. People say: 'Great Boris Karloff Mask,' And you're not wearing a mask. 5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or .' And can't remember the rest. 4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders. 3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece. 2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker. And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating ... 1. You keep having to go home to pee.

The Lost Meaning Of Halloween
All Hallow's Eve, Hallow E'en, Halloween, Day of the Dead, Samhain. By whatever name it has been called, this special night preceding All Hallows day (November 1st) has been considered for centuries as one of the most magical nights of the year. A night of power, when the veil that separates our world from the Otherworld is at its thinnest. As ubiquitous as Halloween celebrations are throughout the world, few of us know that the true origin of Halloween is a ceremony of honoring our ancestors and the day of the dead. A time when the veils between the worlds were thinner, and so many could "see" the other side of life. A time in the year when the spiritual and material worlds touched for a moment, and a greater potential exists for magical creation. Ancient rites In ancient times, this day was a special and honored day of the year. In the Celtic calendar, it was one of the most important days of the year, representing a mid point in the year, Samhain, or "summer's end". Occ

Caring
It is weird how you can care about someone over the net and not have met them or maybe met them once but feel like you have known them for ever.To tell them you care and to be told they care for you.To share your heart with them your pain and anger.Have them do the same to you and to want to always be there for them.To be there friend there lover there everything.Life has good and bad things hurt and happyness.It has suffering and sorrows.but all I can say is I want to be there to help all I can in all ways needed.Life is pain but life is also joy and happyness.

Police Answering Machine
Hello, you have reached the ____________ Police Department Voice Mail. Pay close attention as we have to update the choices often as new and unusual circumstances arrive. Please select one of the following options: - To whine about us not doing anything to solve a problem you created for yourself, press 1. - To postulate whether someone has to die before we'll do something about a problem, press 2. - To report an officer for bad manners when in reality the officer is trying to keep your neighborhood safe, press 3. - If you would like us to raise your children, press 4. - If you would like us to take control of your life due to your alcoholic or chemical dependency, press 5. - If you would like us to instantly restore order to a situation that took years to deteriorate, press 6. - To provide a list of police officers you personally know so we will not take enforcement action against you, press 7. - To sue us, tell us you'll have our badge, that you pa

A Weird Dream
ok so had this super weird ass dream last night that i had like 6 kids and i lived in the middle of no where, which happened to be my old house, and like my old best friend was int here and she had like 3 kids and i remeber thinking how the hell did i have all those!!! but yeah so my little boy i guess he was named brandon kept running outside and i was so scared he was gonna get hit in my driveway, o yeah and i had a set of twins weird anyways so that was that and i had to run and save my friends two kids from being hit by a semi and she just kinda stood there. so yeah weird ass night

Forever You Promised....
Forever, you promised Forever, a lie You promised the moon And the stars in the sky. You'd stolen my heart Then left me alone You were so cold It chilled to the bone. You left me with nothing But tears and a past When you said "I love you" I thought it would last But "I love you" found an ending The 'us' and 'we' no more You said you didn't mean to But you hurt me to the core So I guess that I'm the loser But I'm still here, still all alone Just crying over you...

Thinkin
Man today im tired, i been sick for a week now i guess the doc says i have asthmatic bronchitis well whatever the heck it is i wish it would just go away, im loosing my voice n i have a really bad headache and i have a lot on my mind, guys suck, life sucks and i cant stand females who cause drama, jus a blog to ramble on a space to complain in

Got Busted For The First Time
lastnight i was chillin in the hotel and asked this kid and his girl to go to the store and gave them money and when they were there they decided to steal shit and run back to the hotel room and the cops busted me for possesion of marijuana and possesion of drug paraphanelia so i runined my night goddamn people........

Karma And Rebirth
Karma and Rebirth The wheel of life, or "samsara", is an ancient symbol that has the same meaning in Buddhism and Hinduism. It is symbolises the cycle of birth, life, and death. When one revolution of the wheel is completed, life begins again with rebirth. What is karma? Karma is a Sanskrit word that literally means "action". The word is used to refer to volitional acts as well as the forces that arise from these acts. The idea of karma had existed in ancient Indian philosophy before the time of Siddhartha Gautama, and it became an important element of Buddhist philosophy. The Hindu and Buddhist concepts of karma are quite similar, although Hinduism makes a further distinction between different types of karma, such as present karma, latent karma, and future karma. In the understanding of both thought systems, the law of karma describes the connection between actions and the resulting forces, as follows: wholesome actions lead to wholesome states while unwholesome actions le

10 Reasons To Have Sex... Thnx Irish Princess
10 reasons to have sex.......... 1. Scientific tests find that when women make love, they produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscles in the body. Itâ€™s more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you donâ€™t need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfum

Confused And Lost
So , i have yet to write a blog. This will be my very first ever. I honestly have no clue why i'm writing this right now ( call it rambling if you want ) , i guess i just need a little bit of an ' out ' (so to speak) . . . So hear i go ! As I lay there in bed , tossing and turning. Thinking and searching. I realized how completely restless i have become. Tormented every hour i'm awake. Tortured while i sleep. And Distracted while i work ... The rules of man : Provide , protect and love (how i see it atleast). Inside : Flames, passion , unconditional love , stability , complete and udder hatred , torment , deep sadness , confused beyond belief and fear. Questions : Is there truely a meaning for life ? What is our purpose ? What do i do now ? How do you make things right ? I'm sure you have heard the saying " Things work out in the long run " " Things happen for a reason" yada yada yada . Of coarse, everything that happens in your life will without a doubt , make you the person

Ask The Mechanic (2)
Ask The Mechanic (2) Question: My girlfriends "headlights" if you know what I mean are out of alignment. they point in different directions. How can I align them? Signed - "its like they follow me around the room" ANSWER: STOP! these units are factory aligned and any attempt at home alignment will result is voided warranty (relationship) and loss of service. home attempts at alignment are usually met with quite a bit of resistance and complaints from unit such as - "THEY ARE NOT TOYS" and "THAT FUCKING HURTS" with units then withdrawn from view for extended periods of time. This is not to say that a trained professional can not perform said alignment. Not only can they align but even reposition or even enlarge the headlight holders for greater looking power. Nowadays the trained professional has a wide range of options to use when working on the units. most anything can be accomplished, Larger, smaller, back again, etc. Just look at Pamela Anderson over the years to

Life Is A Right... Not A Choice.
In This Video, There Are VERY Disturbing Images... Please Be Prepared. Please Don't Watch In Front Of Children. ********* After So Many Miscarriages.. You Can Guess Where I Stand On Abortion. I know that there are lots of reasons why women get them... One of the biggest fights for abortion is rape but less than 2% of abortions are due to rape. 98% of abortions are due to other 'reasons' There are other avenues/options to abortion... There are hungry, lonely arms of men and women that what a child so badly. WHAT A GIFT!!!! And This Gift... is destroyed.. murdered... and for what? A Firm Figure? Not Ready For The Responsibility? A Secret Revealed?

I Am The - 1
Losses, losers and more, gain of life's pleasures cohorts listen behind the doors to a life sheltered in, less than zero in me all my walls falling down pains aloft misery I'm sure that the lessons were learned I'm sure that the punishments went well deserved by the pawn in the plan taste of shit bitterness walk from me everything systematically Come on youweretheone youweretheone, To dredge up shit inside of me in my pointless life of nothing Tell me what I'm supposed to be Tell me who I'm supposed to be Tell me what it takes to ascend Tell me what it takes to live Patience, pleasures and rewards, come in due time stare at the sun I'm bored in a life meaningless soaking up all of me like the cross you worship life is loss look at me I'm sure that some day we'll wake up I'm sure that some day we'll wake from the dream Of success and focus...tunneling to the light glowing deep inside of me your taunting I wake up Come on youweretheone youweretheone, To dredge up

The Four Horseman ©
Four horses stand and wait For the Lord to open the gate To allow the first throughout the last To carry out our Lord's wrath The First One's coat, white as snow The rider waits to hear the 'GO' His job to conquer, at his desire, He would send many to the fire. The second horse, bright and red, Takes peace from Earth and causes dread. He's given a sword, to cause each man, To take lives as countless as sand. Now the third horse, black as night Is ready for his awesome flight. To him a scale and power is giv'n To ration food of whomever is liv'n The fourth servant, pale as ever His job so horrid, to make you quiver His purpose to cause three-fourths the earth To sing a solemn sorrowful dearth All four are restless, held back by power, Awaiting judgement and the fire; His jealous wrath of sins untold As their story does unfold The white mare turns his head to hear The Lambs command echo through the air "Now’s the time to loose the Fury, These men fo

Wrestling Fans
Went to my local neighborhood BW3 the other night to have a burger and watch the game, big surprise - WWE Pay Per View party going on!!! Yee freakin’ hah! Every damn TV - nothing but oiled up freaks shouting at each other and rolling around in completely non-gay ways. So I figured instead of leaving - what better time to mess with a room full of drunk, brain-dead wrestling fans. I found if you really want to piss them off, wait until the guy on their T-shirt is rasslin, walk up and say you saw that guy in a gay porn last week. And apparently people could vote online for who they wanted to see fight, which took forever, since most trailer parks still only have dial-up access. I thought - wow, there actually is something more lame to vote on than karaoke singers on a lame reality show. Now I’ll admit - I used to like wrestling… and then I turned 6. Really, how long can you sit and watch people NOT hit each other? I haven’t seen that total lack of hitting since this year’s Nebra

Heart, Soul And Forever
He stands in the night, Listening to the bitter winds, Not knowing where to go, Not knowing what is to be. Yet, he doesn not move, For the one chance to see The face of an angel And look into the deep soulful eyes That leads him to Heaven. For it would be Heaven Where an angel should reside, It would be Heaven to have her by his side, But now, he stands in nothingness, Just wondering where to turn, Where has she gone, What has he done to drive her away, And will she return? Can his heart last the never ending turmoil Of not knowing true love? Can his soul endure the fires of hell Because she is not here. Can forever truly be that long to wait For perfection? His mind wanders through the darkness, Repeating all three. His heart yearns for one thing, To share this love with her. His soul shall endure- His reward of walking through hell Shall be one more day with her. And forever is not long enough For him to love this woman- This angel that he has discover

One Of My First Poems......written For A Dieing Friend
Have you ever known someone Whose soul was so unique Whose smile made your day And whose presence made you weak Who could always make you laugh But understood when you must cry Who knew what you were thinking From just looking in your eyes Who was always right on point So you never had to say a word Who listened with their heart When you needed to be heard Who was the only one to get it When you made your corny jokes Who loved when you act silly And adored the poems you wrote The one who was your biggest fan And alway boost you up Whenever you were down and out They'd feel it in their gut They always knew just when to call To offer joy and love and praise And remind you of just who you are When you were lost, confused, and dazed Now if you've ever known someone Like the one Ive just described Keep them close to your heart I suggest you hold on tight Cherish every moment And cling to every word Take in all that they're giving Give back the go

I Need...
someone who can draw really well. I am gonna be getting a tattoo on the 20th of Jack from nightmare before christmas and a friend of mine is gonna be getting Sally. So I was wondering if someone could draw jack and sallys face for me. So if you think you are up for it let me know. Vamp

I Think Too Deeply.
I sit before the fireplace, and my hands silently freeze. Has life become too cloudy? Or am i just too blind to see? The seasons have slipped from hot to cold, the nights growing longer, and the days shorter, as i just grow more old. I think about the past, and how it has effected me, but all i can think of is how you shunned me away and told me you never loved me. Now how can that be possible? I have tried to give you everything. I dont think ive cried too much, and ive been waiting to see what the future would bring. But im not getting any younger, my body isnt aging less, but here i sit, decaying, because you told me being without you was best. I dont think i can do this, the storm has grown too strong, im going to let myself lay silent now, but i know it wont be for very long.

Today's Horoscope
Let's check my horoscope for today, shall we? Pisces - The key word for you to think about today is "acceptance". Don't bitch about what you can't change, I mean, why waste an entire day saying "OMFG what next?" Just ride it out. A friend needs help but don't concern yourself because...come on, why would he go to you, right? Your appreciation for fine food leads you to opportunity. Just remember - they stop serving breakfast at 10:30, and job apps are online anyway.

New Barbies
Finally a Barbie I can relate to. At long last, here are some NEW Barbie dolls to coincide with her and OUR aging gracefully. These are a bit more realistic... 1. Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in six wild colors (half-frames too!), neck chain, and large-print editions of Vogue and Martha Stewart Living. 2. Hot Flash Barbie. Pres s Barbie's bellybutton and watch her face turn beet red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on her forehead. Comes with handheld fan and tiny tissues. 3.. Facial Hair Barbie. As Barbie's hormone levels shift, see her whiskers grow. Available with teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror. 4. Flabby Arms Barbie. Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with these new,roomier-sleeved gowns. Good news on the tummy front, two-MuMus with tummy-support panels are included. 5. Bunion Barbie. Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have definitely taken their toll on Barbie's dainty arched feet. Soothe her sores with

I'm In The Writing Mood
Loving you is like a refreshing breath of air. Like laying down on your back and staring up at the stars. You feel so small but at the same time you actually feel like you're a part of something. Like floating in the ocean. It's there for you, it's yours, and there's no limit. There's no barrier to how far you can go. It's just a choice. Your choice. It's screaming at you, asking, "How far do you WANT to go?" When you're actually in love, you want to go to any limit. You want to burst out crying in mid-thought just thinking about how much you love that other person. That you love them so much it's almost pain, but it's not. It's the best gift you could ever receive and it's alarming how uncertain you can feel but at the same you anticipate so much. You feel strong enough to knock over a building, energetic enough to pull twice your weight in uncertainty, and be more than okay with the fact you don't understand. You know you could sit and try to figure out the never answered question, "

Feeling Yucky
Probably just a pinch of the flu ... but, I am feeling very achy and pain all over my body. I guess all these late nights and early mornings have finally caught up to me. I guess I better take the hint and slow down and rest. Darn... and I had plans to rape my husband tonight too since I could not rape him last weekend. I am canceling my meeting tonight and will go to bed early. Do I ever feel horrible.

Ced
While I'm stuck wonderin if this could be true, This man, could he really be my ever lasting Boo. He's just a friend but yet always on my mind, I dont want to lose him for a man like this is hard to find.. To keep a smile on my face all i have to do is say his name, He's God's Perfect Creation, for whome belongs in the Hall Of Fame..

Sorry
I wish to apologize for the obviously outdated sentence in my previous blog, concerning Coco Wheats. "Kids love the warm cocoa taste and moms love the fortified nutrition." Certainly, dads would appreciate the nutritious goodness. And of course, it should not be limited to the traditional family unit. I'm sure parental figures, be they grandparents, uncles, aunts, dad's "significant other" "life-partner"....whatever, will all be happy.

Monday Opie And Anthony Links: New O&a Videos, Povember Continues, Sound Clip Contest Continues, Sunset Thomas Contest, New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Happy MonDEE! We here at the Opie and Anthony Show hope you all had a fantastic weekend and are ready for a great week of broadcastin'. It's a chilly POvember morning in the big fat apple. For the month of POvember, we celebrate the silliness of Master Po, the trenchcoat-wearing buffoon who patrols the confines of the XM Satellite Radio studio in New York. We use the term 'buffoon' affectionately, of course. NEW O&A VIDEOS ONLINE: Thanks to Sam, we have some great reaction videos to the ultra-gross 2 Girls 1 Cup Video from our comedian pals: Bill Burr Reacts to '2 Girls 1 Cup' Adam Ferrara Reacts to '2 Girls 1 Cup' BABY BIRD REACTION VIDEO: So, you've seen the '2 Girls 1 Cup' Reaction Videos, right? We want to see how your friends react to the Famous Baby Bird Video! Just videotape your dumb friends watching our dumb video then mail it to me. If it's a good reaction, we'll push it to go vi

Fairy Tale Dreams...
Desperate and alone… again, Blinding beams of hatred and resentment, All positioned in one direction. Waiting, wanting, needing, So much more, Everything happens for a reason. Solitary confinement, In a scope occupied with wanderers, Gazing back to an instant where time stood still. But was it satisfying? Has it ever been agreeable? Did the heart soften, the fear subside? Take a breath. Find reality… For only while you are sleeping, Do the fairy tales come true… }|{

Alert Alert!!! The Media Has Gone Too Far!!! Spread!!!
ALERT ALERT!!! THE MEDIA HAS GONE TOO FAR!!! SPREAD!!! Thanks to Rebels of America Glen Beck and the other power-hungry neocons saw November 5th has a chance to attack Ron Paul and his supporters and now they're hiding under the guise of "terrorism" so that they can infringe upon their civil liberties and label them terrorists. Next thing you know it they'll be calling our founding fathers terrorists for writing the constitution of the United States of America. Folks, it is time to wake up before they start arresting us for voting for candidates like DR. Paul. Please email Glen Beck and demand him to apologize for his ignorant statement about Ron Paul and his freedom message. First they laughed at us. Then they ridiculed us. Now they're attacking us. It is time to stand up if you still want to live in a free country. Rebels of America

25 Signs Showing You Might Be Canadian
1. You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK". 2. You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield." 3. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars. 4. You drink Pop, not Soda. 5. You know that a Mickey and 24's mean, "party!" 6. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars. 7. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway. 8. You drive on a highway, not a freeway. 9. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers. 10. You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group. 11. You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada. 12. You brag to Americans that; Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & Mike Myers are Canadians. 13. You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian! 14. You know what a toque is. 15. You design your Halloween costume t

Quiz
What is your Sexual Obituary? Suddenly just before orgasm, becky died while in the sack with their lover, George Clooney.becky will be terribly missed by Their favourite dildo. 'What is your Sexual Obituary?' at QuizUniverse.com

Wooooohooooo Im Back!!!!!
*does a happy dance* yep got the net back...woohoo woohoo *dances in her chair* lmfao so i have ALOT of catching up to do...just bare with me and give me some time to catch up with everyone...have missed ya guys bunches! hope all has been well with everyone since ive been gone! *hugs and luvs* Blessed Be Juniper420

Your Sign...i'm Gemini
Remember, if you are on the cusp of another sign you most likely will have features of both signs...which may lead you into total confusion...... VIRGO - The Perfectionist ( Aug 23 - Sept 22) Dominant in relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. LIBRA - The Harmonizer( Sept 23 - Oct 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique Appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible. 9 years of bad Luck if you do not forward. SCORPIO - The Intense One ( Oct 23 - Nov 21) Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous < SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"> And/or possessive. Hardworki

New Survey
1. What is the status of you and the last person you held hands with? My sons, last night crossing the street. 2. Whats bothering you right now? My head hurts a little bit, 4. Wallpaper on your computers desktop? My sweetheart! 5. Backround on your cell phone? ummmm.....I dunno 6. What do you want in your life right now? My WHOLE family 7. Listening to? TV 9. What do you smell like? WD-40. Just got home from work. 10. Drinking? Nothing 11. Whats your favorite thing you have on your bed? Sex 12. Who was the last person to sleep with you? 8 ) My son Kevin 13. If you could change something in your life, what would it be? I'd jump forward a few months 14. What do you wear to bed? Usually shorts and a tee 15. Who will you sleep with tomorrow? Nobody 16. Have you ever been gambling? I have 17. Whats something you wish you could understand better? Why all my "pre-qualified" Fu surveys tell me I'm not qualified 18. What did you do la

I Hate This Shit Ppl Need To Relize The Stuff Thas Going On
/>From: i lost the love of my life im trina surviveDate: Nov 14, 2007 7:35 AM Wake up and pay attention!Why do people commit suicide?Why do people cut themselves? Why do people become anorexic and bulimic? Why do kids bring guns to school?Why do kids get depressed...so they start using meds, and abusing them?Why do girls feel the need to act like sluts to impress guys?Why cant people show their sexuality freely, without worrying about being judged?In the Bill Of Rights, it says we have FREEDOM OF SPEECH! So why are we so afraid to speak up for ourselves?I KNOW WHY! "Whores"

Comparative Book Reports
Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, James Cameron's 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report, With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report. Titanic:..... Cost - $29.99 Clinton:.... Cost - $29.99 Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read Clinton:.... Over 3 hours to read Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love , and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton:..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist. Clinton:.....Bill is a bullshit artist. Titanic:..... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton:.... Ditto for Bill. Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton:..... Ditto for Monica. Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton:..... Let's not go there. Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep he

For A Moment
I feel so vulnerable without your presence I need your strong arms to hold me tight and gives me strength, to continue walking, this long and weary road. I feel lost without your eyes, nothing seems to be right. I need your love, to shelter me against, the cold winds, that blows fiercely, taking with it, what was near me I feel lonely without you. There is no one else close for me to lean on. I want to feel your beating heart, to be held in your arms loved by your kisses To never be departed from you body and soul For a moment in time, I wished time was frozen at the day when I was in your arms. And never will I feel this loneliness and despair With you by my side. I MISS YOU

Application For A Piece Of Ass
Application for a Piece of Ass (FORM 69) Personal data Name_______________________________ Address_________________________________________Age_____________ Home phone ( )______________________ Cell: ( )______________________ Occupation_____________________ Hair color___________Eye color________________ Weight______Height______Waist size_________ Have you been "FIXED"? Y N Penis: small medium large extra large Do you like to: a) suck b) chew c) nibble d) caress e) squeeze f) bite g) kiss h) lick i) all the above j) none of the above k) other (specify) _________________ Can you stay out late? Y N Can you stay out for the weekend? Y N Do you like oral sex? Y N Giving? Receiving? Both? Lights on? Y N While in the act, do you?: a) cry b) moan c)) scream d) scratch e) talk dirty f) grunt g) just lay there h) all of the above i) none of the above When you cum do you: a) wiggle b) wobble c)

Why Rant Online?
Just because, that's why;) Some days are just crap, and sometimes I just have to let go and spray about things, it's a part of who I am... I figure that if you're interested in getting to know me, I should show all of me... If you're not interested in me, meh, my nose still has all it's skin. This is where I have my dummy-spits, where I let my foul mouth run rampant. I'm hoping I will have to use this blog less and less. We'll see how I grow, eh?

A Lil Down This Mornin.....
I PRIDE MYSELF ON BEING A TRUTHFUL PERSON. I TRY TO TELL THE TRUTH AT LEAST 96% OF THE TIME.SO WHEN I COME ACROSS A PERSON WHO I AM TOTALLY HONEST WITH AND NOTHIN COMES OUT OF THERE MOUTHS BUT LIES IT REALLY BOTHERS ME. I HATE SMOOTH TALKERS WHO CAN TALK THERE WAY OUT OF ANYTHIN-IN THIS CASE "INTO" ANYTHING. YES IT IS A GIFT...BUT NOT GIVEN SO THAT IT CAN BE USED TO LIE ABOUT ANY AND EVERYTHING. HOPEFULLY THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME I HAVE TO POST NONSENSE LIKE THIS BECAUSE FROM NOW ON I WILL TREAT EVERYONE WITH A LONG SPOON. YEAH LAUGH NOW-CRY LATER,BECAUSE THE SAME LIES YOU TELL NOW WON'T BE SO FUNNY WHEN THERE IS NO ONE TO TELL THEM TOO...

Day 2
Cleanin the junk drawer... My mind is a jumbled mess of pencil nubs, a galaxy of knotted rubber bands, dispensers stuck without tape, happy meal artifacts, screws and bolts from things that manage to stay whole. I can’t concentrate. Sometimes I find pleasure peeling wallpaper, strips of vines and sexual flowers. Other times I make lists of things that need fixing. Or I drink. Tonight, with not enough to get half drunk, I stare too long at a chunky wooden puzzle on the table. A six piece circus scene with seal and tiger, elephant and clowns. The ringmaster is the one I become. I train squirrels that cuss me from a perch of oak, full of vim. We travel through the south and book state fairs. The Amazing Unicycle Squirrels. I slip them licks of mixed nut paste laced with a gentle sedative. I wear them like a gray fur coat and pass a rusty tin for tips. I shut the drawer. Truth is, I’m avoiding the news again.

Fubar Bs!!
My girlfriend and I opened another fubar page for the two of us. In it, we HAD an album marked for ONLY OURSELVES to be able to view. I went by to check on things in there the other day, and a pic in that album had been "reported as NSFW". Now, either something is wrong, and when we fubar users mark an album "private", there's a way for others to bypass that setting, or the person who reported that pic as NSFW was a bouncer who took it upon themselves to check and make sure that we weren't offending each other. Either way, some nosy asshole was poking around in an area that was supposed to be PRIVATE!! BabyJesus needs to reign in these people! There was NO EXCUSE for ANYONE to view anything in that folder since only two people (the "owners" of that fubar page) were allowed to see them, and no reason that SNYTHING in that folder should have been reported by a third party as NSFW since the general public was not allowed to view that folder at all! My advice to anyone who has pi

Written By A Guy
We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say "thank you."

Cuts
Why do I feel like this? Anger Inside Don't know what to feel or what to say kill me now i want to die right now don't know how to stay alive friends all laugh at me because of what i have to say people see me and say how but when i look in the mirror i ask myself why i want to be heard but no one will listen i want to be seen but no one will look why do i feel this way why do i say cut cut cut someone help me please i don't know what to do or say people laugh and people cry and others die i want to die i wonder if anyone will miss me i think not no one cares about me and no one ever will people say that i'm only a kid but i will prove them wrong they can't stand the sight of me i stick out like a sore thumb will people care or will they bother i'm just a child to them i think at night cut cut cut

Lets Make Some New Godfathers
Lets make some new GodMothers and GodFathers.Show them all lotsa love.Lotsa pictures and stash too rate. Help them level up too GodFathers. Sultry needs 98,000 *♥SÚLŦRY™♥*ÇÈõ õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ. Co Owner Razzles Night Club@ fubar Drew needs 112,000 " Archangel "the "Brat Prince"@ fubar Rachelicious needs 112,000 Rachelicious MUST FAN ME BEFORE ADDING! *Demon House Diva & Member of L.O.L levelers*@ fubar

The Raven
By Samuel Taylor Coleridge (1798) Underneath and old oak tree There was of swine a huge company That grunted as they crunched the mast: For that was ripe, and fell full fast. Then they trotted away, for the wind grew high: One acorn they left,and no more might you spy. Next came a Raven,that liked not such folly: He belonged,they did say,to the witch Melancholy! Blacker was he than blackest jet, Flew low in the rain,and his feathers not wet. He picked up the acorn and buried it straight By the side of a river both deep and great. Where then did the Raven go? He went high and low, Over hill,over dale,did the black Raven go. Many Autumns, many springs Travelled he with wandering wings: Many Summers, many Winters- I can't tell half his adventures. At lenght he came back,and with him a She And the acorn was grown to a tall oak tree. They built them a nest in the topmost bough, And young ones they had, and were happy enow. But soon came a woodsman in le

Trying To Make You Understand
OK PEOPLE JUST TO CLEAR THE AIR (HOPEFULLY) WHEN A WOMAN LIES ABOUT HER AGE....SHE USUALLY SAYS SHE'S YOUNGER THAN SHE IS. WELL.....I SWEAR I AM 44. WHY WOULD I WANT TO MAKE MYSELF OLDER THAN I REALLY AM? I HAVE NO REASON TO LIE. AND THOSE THAT REALLY KNOW ME, WELL....YOU KNOW, I AM AN HONEST PERSON. SO PLEASE BELIEVE THAT YES! I AM 44 LOVE YA MEAN IT

Recommended Viewing
This weekend TNT is airing "A Beautiful Mind". If you haven't seen it, it's on several times this weekend. It's the story of John Nash and his battle with schizophrenia. Most of the world's economies are based on his Equilibrium Theory of Economics. He's such an interesting character who still teaches classes from time to time and they say answers emails. When I was in college I did my senior research seminar on the biochemical theories of schizophrenia, and I am friends with a couple people with the condition, but this film gave me a great insight into their struggle. It's interesting how such a disorder can certainly cripple someone's life, and yet be mechanism to drive them.

"this"
This I want This I need This I crave This I desire This nothing This intangible This indefinable This everything This surrounds This fills This everywhere This nowhere This feeling This thinking This seeing This hearing This accepting This not expecting This not wanting This not needing Accepting This Hearing This Seeing This Thinking This Feeling This Nowhere This Everywhere This Fills This Surrounds This Everything This Indefinable This Intangible This Nothing This I desire This I crave This I need This I want This

Monday Opie And Anthony Links: Jeff Ross, Ken Burns, New O&a Videos, Imus Returns, Jim Norton New Years Tickets, Rateyourdoody, Egg Nog Challenge, New
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Are you proud of your bowels? Do you take impressive dumps? Want to share your poo with the rest of the world? go to RATEYOURDOODY.COM and show us what you got! New Years Eve with JIM NORTON - Tickets On Sale: Spend New Year's Eve with the one and only Jim Norton from the Opie and Anthony Show as he takes the stage at North Fork Theater at Westbury! GET TICKETS ONLINE NOW! Coming this week to the Opie and Anthony Show - HOT ASS. Yes, it's been a while, but we have the lovely Bree Olson and Kayden Kross coming in courtesy of Adam & Eve. Oh, what WILL we have them do? Just stay tuned... Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram, we'll be hanging with our pal Jeffrey Ross, who is promoting his gigs at the Stress Factory. We'll also be talking to Ken Burns, who is promoting his new book, The War: An Intimate History, 1941-1945. Remember, if you want to see ANY of these in-studio guests L

Comments
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Suriving The Hurricane
hello it very windy here. at 8 am the wind was blowing so bad that i coundt see out of the window. i sick of rain. and wind. it still pretty windy out there but dont let it fool you. flood warnings are in fect till 4pm tomorrow. sorry if this blog is a little running all over the place. i am living on little sleep. my hysband and i went for a drive at 3 am to see how our daughter was. we sent her to grand mas house because ther she be safer then my own house. i live a couple blocks from the bay at sea level. the roof is still standing but we lost a lot of shingles. i will keep you updated. i going to get some sleep.

This Is How Every Girl Should Be Treated
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give his seat up... To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every

Death By Abortion
Death By Abortion Abortion is fast, abortion is quick take it out with only one trick shove it inside and scramble around then bury the fetus beneath the ground doctors say: to me this should've been done but this creation will continue to run as long as there's a flare coming off the sun through the darkness i saw the light as i came from the womb giving a fight and through this life, myself i've had to defend and i'll continue fighting until the end

Written For Kwolf
You have been a real good friend, even though we only talk every now and then. I just want to say that i am glad we have become friends it means so much to me. I will always be here for you no matter how far apart we are. I know we don't really know eachother, but that doesnt mean I cant care or be your friend. You helped me alot just knowing that you care. Just taking the time to say how are you. I hope that we will always be friends. I know it is hard living so far apart, not always being able to make the tears go away when you have had a hard day. I will keep you in my heart and wipe the tears away in my dreams i will hold you close. Dont ever think that I don't care because i do care very much. Our friendship is very important to me. Know that i will always be walking by your side. and when you go outside look up because we are standing under the same big sky. you have been a real good friend. Thank you for everything. Written for Kwolf Just wanted t

My Life So Far...
My life is insanity. I'm a nomad, I don't know how to stay in one place too long. I went to 8 different schools in 9 years, and then left to be homeschooled so I could work professionally. I've lived in at least 6 different states. I've lived in about 25 different houses. All this before 22 years old. However, at the moment, I've stablized. Or come as close to stability as I get. I'm doing my second consecutive show at the same theater. I'm living somewhere I know how to get around. And after this, I'll be leaving immediately for WI, where I'll lose all that. However, I'll have like, 7 months to figure it out. Now, you may think 'Poor girl, that doesn't sound like any way to live'. You'd be wrong. It's what I want. It's all that I know. It's what I crave. I always have to be on the go. But for now, I'll try and remain content with waking up in the same house every day and buying my coffee at the same Dunkin's.

The Woman.
John hated he was listening as well as hearing, he’d begun to notice things about the intruder, small details, like the color of her hair the dress she wore. It enraged they penetrated the dark world he had lived in, ever since his wonderful Jeanie had gone. Jeanie OH! Jeanie! A weight of sorrow, pain, engulfed his being, every thought, memory that came of Jeanie, compounded his pain, loss, the emptiness, loneliness, causing him to die gradually and he was disappearing. To live was wrong, torture, living was futile and there was absolutely no joy without Jeanie his love. Talk! Man! She was a motor mouth, the first two or three conversations they had were draining and he retreated into himself like a turtle hiding under his shell, never responding to anything she said, do you think that stopped her? NO! Consequently gigantic silences occurred. In his inner eye he saw, felt, her squirming, wriggling, nerves jiggling, jerking, inside and outside, the silences were agonizing. The wo

Sexual Lifestyle
Is monogamy natural? For some couples it is. For others, monogamy results in a very unnatural, confining relationship. Many psychologists, counselors and other experts agree that for some couples, a more open relationship works, and works well. How is it that many people in our society who have never tried swinging will accept, forgive and sometimes even encourage a friend who is lying to their spouse and having an affair, yet judge a swinger as a bad person even when they participate in these activities with the total consent and participation of their mate. It seems to be a bit of a double standard. I have seen very few affairs and almost no divorces. It just isn't common in this lifestyle. When you enter a swing club for the first time, you may have many preconceived notions about what kind of people go to "these kinds of places." What you will find in most swing clubs will surprise you. Most swingers are nice, normal people, just like you. You probably already know someone who

Humpday Party With A Bang In Bada Bing ... Every Wednesday Night1
Turn Up the Heat with DJ Queeny in Fubar's newest Smokin Lounge BADA BING! Its all about sexy Tonight... Sexy Tunes , Sexy Trivia, Sexy Drinks ... Come kick it with us in our Hot Humpday Party in Bada Bing! Every Wednesday Night 9PM est to 2AM ... Be there ..Or Else ... CLICK Any Pic .. Its an OFFER YOU CAN'T REFUSE!

Fears
Fears..... people have many fears in life. I have acouple that weigh me down also. But those fears of mine stem from past experience and situations I found myself in that I could not handle and did not have any control over. My fears are based on loss or to lose... To lose something so dear to you, and I couldn't stop it or prevent it. Oh and my fear of injections. But, thats is based on a bad expeience... *shivers* ugh I fucking hate that. But do I let my fears still slow me down when it comes down to something important... Fuck no.... I'm to much of a fighter for that... my fears piss me off and I refuse to surrender to them.. I don't understand why I would not do something cuz I'm afraid... Whats the worst thing that could happen... Pain... Death... even worse.. Rejection and emotional suffering. Fuck that... I can understand not everyone is like me that I would fight and fight and so on till I drop dead.. But if something and someone that you care for and need and such is in troubl

Tis The Season
As I watch the snow softly fallin oh how it shimmers and glistens.Carolers singin sleigh bells ringing and oh the smell of freshly baked goodies. Oh how i miss the old fashioned days. Trees bein decorated by lovin lil hands hummin christmas tunes as they are tucked into bed,with visions of santa pracin in their lil heads.. Whatever happened witt the days of old? Has our world changed that drasticly so? It saddens the heart oh what a fright to ponder the mere thought of such a disasterous sight,no christmas to have the old fashioned way heaven forbid the tradional way So i say to you this holiday season, lets not forget the meanin of love and good cheer,for its the givin to others that counts the most, which in turn touches the heart and warms ones soul and eventually touches all those around us we all love and we all know...

Chicken Manicotti With Chive Cream Sauce
12 packaged dry manicotti shells 1 (8-ounce) container soft-style cream cheese with chives and onions 2/3 cup milk 1/4 cup freshly grated Romano or Parmesan cheese 2 cups (10 ounces) chopped cooked chicken or turkey 1 (10-ounce) package frozen chopped broccoli, thawed and drained 1/2 of a 7-ounce jar roasted red sweet peppers, drained and sliced* Freshly ground pepper to taste Paprika 1. Cook manicotti shells according to package directions. Drain; rinse with cold water and drain again. 2. Meanwhile, for sauce, in a small heavy saucepan, melt cream cheese over medium-low heat; stirring constantly. Slowly add milk, stirring until smooth. Stir in Romano or Parmesan cheese. Remove from heat. 3. For filling, in a medium mixing bowl stir together 3/4 cup of the sauce, chicken, broccoli, roasted red peppers and black pepper. Using a small spoon, carefully fill each manicotti shell with about 1/3 cup of the filling. 4. Arrange the filled shells in a 3-quart rectangul

Sydney Radio
Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney. The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is Called \"Mate Match\". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers \"yes\", he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize. One particular game, however, several months ago made the Harbour City drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing you\'ve heard yet. Anyway, here\'s how it all went down: DJ: \"Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of \'Mate Match\'?\" Contestant: (laughing) \"Yes, I have.\" DJ: \"Great! Then you know we\'re giving away a trip to the

First Winner 12/6/07
The guy you wish you had at home to cuddle up and keep you warm at night. Help me level up fan, rate@ fubar Congrats to our first ever winner of Dj Shai's Hottie Of The Day Award! Go show him love and while you're at it...check us out too!!

Have Not Cried So Hard In A Long Time.. Keep The Name Of The Man That Did This In The Forefront!!!!
December 4th, 2007, Jessica Sherwood had to do something no mother should ever have to do.At 2:29 pm Jessica made a very tough, but the right decision to take her little 3 month old daughter off life support.In memory of little London Marie, i thought id start a little forward..Jessica had a message that i want every one to know..This is what jessica said:IF NE ONE HAS KIDS MAKE SURE U KEEP THEM WIT U THE WHOLE TIME DNT GIVE THEM TO NE ONE THAT U DNT TRUST..... TRUST ME I THOUGHT I TRUSTED JOSH..... BUT NOW AS OF 12-4-07 AT 2:29AM SHE IS GONE.... MY ONE AND ONLY BABY....... AND HE IS GUNNA PAY FOR EVER EVEN IF HE GETS OUTTA JAIL SCOTT FREE HE WILL BE DEAD NO MATTER WAT......... TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND THAT KNO LONDON I AM VERY ANGRY AND UPSET I LOST THE LOVE OF MY LIFE MY BABY GIRL.... SHE DIED ON HER 3MONTH BDAY........SHE HAD 6 FRACTURED RIBS..... BOTH OF HER LEGS WERE FRACTURED.... AND HER BRAIN WAS SO DAMANAGED THAT IF SHE WERE TO LIVE SHE WOULD BE A VEGETABLE.... SO I DID WAT WAS RI

If You Had Me Alone....
IF U HAD ME AL0NE... L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED! WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL. IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD. REPOST IT SAYING... IF U HAD ME AL0NE

~ Dale Earnhardt Jr. Hosts Live Concert At Graceland ~
Dale Earnhardt Jr. unveils a new car and hosts "Elvis Music & Movies at Graceland," with The Dempseys and Andy Childs. Some of the same things are in each video but each also has each it's own in the 3rd one Dale Jr helps sing parts of "Don't be Cruel"

My Horoscope For The Day...i Need Some Good To Come My Way Lol
You are moving much more quickly than you had thought you would be at this point, but that just means that things are working out a little better than you had anticipated. Life keeps getting better!

Im An Ocotber Hottie!
♥ JANUARY = SHYNESS Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and you

Chris Jericho
OMG!! CHRIS JERICHO HAS BEEN MY OBSESSION FOR AROUND THE PAST 13 YEARS!! FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DONT KNOW WHO HE IS, HE IS A WRESTLER ON WWE. HE IS ALSO THE LEAD SINGER IN HIS BAND CALLED FOZZY. LAST YEAR HE WAS ALSO ON CELEBRITY DUETS. HE ALSO PLAYS HOCKEY. I HAVE SEEN HIM AT DIFFERENT WWE SHOWS. BUT NOW I FINALLY GET TO MEET MY FAVORITE PERSON!! HE IS GOING TO BE IN NASHVILLE AT HIS BOOK SIGNING. NASHVILLE IS CLOSE TO ME AND I WANNA SEE HIM!! ILL POST PICS WHENEVER I GET BACK FROM SEEING HIM!! WHOOOO HOOOOO I AM SO EXCITED!! :D HE IS SOOOO SEXXXY TO ME!! MMMMMMMM!!

Everyday Life
Working hard, times are tough Feeling drained, life can be rough Moving on and moving up This way and that way, sometimes you're stuck Turn around and head back home Sit down in a chair and pick up the phone Dial a number, no one's there Try one more, does anyone care? Go upstairs flop on the bed So many books just waiting to be read Romance novels, crime thrillers Staring at the ceiling, doing nothing but chillin' Can you keep this up, this mundane existence You're independent, yet you need assistance Another day has come to an end Tomorrow you get to do it again Get up, go to work Deal with asses and all the jerks Think you're on the road to fame? Just stop for a second and quit the games Not a quitter? Must keep going? What the hell have you been doing? All this crap you been going through Been kicked around a time or two Working your fingers to the bone So some corporate ass can take his throne What about you? Where do you fit in? Wondering if you'll ever

Ratings
stop fuckin asking me to rate your shit, IF I LIKE IT ILL RATE IT! jeez. dont invite me to your lounge dont ask me to fan you (unless your breaking off the bewb, sorry but thats how i roll) for damn sure dont ask me to buy you a blast cause ROFL @ YOU for that and stop saying there are bewbs in the bulletin and then tricking me into looking at someones lame ass page. COME ON.

Song Of The Sprites And The Elder Tree
Sprites, Sprites, come now to me. Bring to me your, bright energy. Aloft are thee, in the Elder Tree. Where the Gnomes do hide, and the fairies sing. Tiny voices that, ring through the air. Pointed ears, long flowing hair. Sprites, Sprites, come now through me. In the garden of Time, incantations wispered secretly. Come join with me, and let us sing. The coming of Autumn, before winter's cold sting. Nestled within, the wood of the Elder. Sleep you will , and while away the hours. Hearthstones that burn, emberless fires. Beetles high on, watchtower spires. That stretch high above, her great old Boughs. So many times she's seen, Death's great shroud. Protector, enchantress, was she. And vowed to protect them, for eternity. So the Sprites, and the fairies, Took from her berries, and made the finest wine.

The Thirteen Days Of Solstice
Tune: "The Twelve Days of Christmas" On the first day of Solstice the Goddess sent to me, some healing to set me free. On the second day of Solstice the Goddess sent to me, Gifts from my love and some healing to set me free. etc. 1. Some healing to set me free 2. Gifts from my love 3. A helping dream 4. A branch of evergreen 5. Joyous song! 6. Greetings from my neighbors 7. Magick for the year 8. Fine conversation 9. Nine pearls of wisdom 10. Candles for the lighting 11. Deep contemplation 12. Showers of abundance 13. A grand celebration

What A Loser Jackass!
So this dipshit keeps calling me a "fuckin piece of shit" because I "stole" his Fubar "girl". He's never even met her! What a pathetic loser. Even better, he puts that message in my shoutbox and then blocks me so I can't write back. His name is Azriel. His screen name should be "Psycho pussy". LOL. Ha! I just realized he downrated me too. He voted my profile and pics a "1". Hahahahahahahahaha! Complete douchebag.

Lend A Helpin Hand?
Hey yall a good friend who ive had in my family list for like forever now had to make a new acct. Please drop in on him and help him start buildin it back up. He will hit ur page back up... oh yeh and hes a cubs fan *rolls eyes* :P So drop in on him if ya can I know he would really appreciate it and so would I. xoxo -cotton ******GO BRAVES!******* wolfman999316@ fubar Get this widget | Track details | eSnips Social DNA

Aquarius
Read your sign, then forward it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line. This is the real deal, try ignoring or changing it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there. VIRGO - The Perfectionist Dominant in relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. SCORPIO - The Intense One Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive & or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forw

Words In Emotions
A few simple words, string together, To become an end. A few tears, Slowly falling, down a lonely cheeck. A once happy heart, Shattering at once, To a million pieces. A pain so deep, Instant death, From the inside out. Question soar, while answers hide, What should be done. Do you let go, Of all you have, Only to be worse off? Do you hold on, keeping hope, for that one day? Minds so flooded, With questions, Inculding the "what if's" Praying very hard, Seeking questions, With right answers. Hopeing this montains, Proves to be false, And is only a mole hill. Fear tries to sneak in, Pushing it aside, And holding onto whats real. Clinging on to their love, Holding tight, Not ever letting go.

Without You
Darkness seeps in, As I cling to our memory. My days have become dark, And happiness is no more. Without your love, I have began to wither away. Slowly becoming, The dirt I once was. The tears keep finding a way, To flow down my cheeks. As everything, Remind me of you. I have lost, What meant most to me. rather it was from fear, Or something else. What am I to do, Without you in my life. No more pride, No more shame. Feeling totally alone, And utterly confused.

My List Of
Things to do when I turn 40 which is in like 5 months and 9 days.This list will probably have more to add in time but until then here's somethings I'm going to do.... Get a tatoo-been debating it but now I want to Get a band started-working on it right now Get a lapdance-why not? Kiss somebody else other than who I'm with-taking applications!!!! Get a new freakin job-if you read my last blog you'll understand why! so far that's it..I don't belive in resolutions so don't ask what's my new yr's resolution is. Got any suggestions to add to my list feel free i just might do it if I like it...thanks!

Would You
Would you? When the darkness takes over and penetrates my soul...aching so deeply within...darkening the core of my being...would you leave me in my own solace... waiting for me in the shadows of my mind? Would you know that in order to abolish the blackness you would have to love harder than you ever have before...encircling me with your arms of protective ness...dissolving the numbness away? When the light finally pierces my spirit and allows incandescent energy to flow freely once again, would you be there to recognize the want and the need...guiding me back to the winding paths of my so-called existence...so that we could be as one again....would you?

Gothic Night B4 Xmas
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through our house was blasting the "St. Vitus Dance" by Bauhaus; Torn fishnets were draped on my forearms with care, And two cans of Aquanet applied to my hair; My thoughts were of graveyards, and horror and dread, Black visions of pain and despair in my head; And Bianca, whose face was as pale as the moon, Had thrown up her arm for this evening's swoon, When out by the gravestones there came such a clatter, I sprang from the coffin to find out the matter. Away to the window I flew like a ghost, Expecting to find a dark devilish host. The moon on the breast of the uncaring snow Threw ominous shadows on objects below, When, before my tormented eyes did traverse, But a gorgeous black Crane & Breed carved-panel hearse, With a gaunt, shrouded driver, who filled me with fear, And eight skeletal creatures that might have been deer. More rapid than vultures his coursers they came, And his deep Andrew Eldritch voice called them b

God Loves Blonds
God Loves Blondes. A blonde finds herself in serious financial trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's desperate so she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray... 'God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery.' Lottery night comes, and somebody else wins. She again prays... 'God, please let me win the lottery! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well.' Lottery night comes and she still has no luck. Once again, she prays... 'My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask You for help, and I've always been a good servant to You. PLEASE let me win the lottery just this one time so I can get my life back in order.' Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God, Himself....

Money For Schools?..
In my area, lottery money and money from gambling [casinos] are supposed to be going to education, but they are closing schools, cutting educational classes, and laying off teachers due to lack of revenue.. WAIT ONE MINUTE!!!! What the hell happened to all this money??? I know people are CONSTANTLY buying lottery tickets and going to the casinos even though most of them don't have the money to waste on a dream, so why are they depriving OUR CHILDREN???? Because they are LINING THEIR POCKETS with OUR CHILDREN's educational funds!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What other money are they STEALING from OUR KIDS and US??????

This Is What I Was Talking About!!
Here is a conversation I had with the "Firechief" AKA HITLER! It was a little difficult to do, but since I had sooo much free time tonight..I figured, what the hell. What I typed is shown with the -> in front of the word "*Firechief" I hope it's not too confusing! *Firechief...: it wasnt to funny really *Firechief...: Im sorry u felt u needed to inslute yourslef like u did and slap us inthe face cuz u didnt get your way ->*Firechief...: Because I didn't get my way? LOL...that had nothing to do with anything. And slapping in the face? WTF...too funny. Nobody even cared that I was a second alarm hottie, or even noticed it except for you *Firechief...: well Im sorry u felt that way really its not like u were there that long anyway ->*Firechief...: and the 1st alarm uglies is a group where it doesn't matter what you look like, you don't have to look a certain way to be in it ->*Firechief...: sorry I felt what way? And you're right, I wasn't there that long. ->*F

The Twelve Days Of Fubar
On the first day of Christmas My Fubar love gave to me: An Oscar in a Christmas tree. On the second day of Christmas My Fubar love gave to me: Two pints of Guninness...etc. On the third day of Christmas My Fubar love gave to me: Three Cans of Bud...etc. On the forth day of Christmas My Fubar love gave to me: Four Root Beers...etc. On the fifth day of Christmas My Fubar love gave to me: Five Bottles of Corana...etc. On the sixth day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: Six glasses of Champagne...etc. On the seventh day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: Seven shots of rum...etc. On the eight day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: Eight Jello Shots...etc. On the ninth day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: Nine Shots of Vodka...etc. On the tenth day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: Ten Margarita's...etc. On the eleventh day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: 'eleven Yards of

English Voted Down
A VERY SAD STATE OF AFFAIRS 33 Senators Voted Against English as America 's Official Language June 6, 2007 On Wed, 6 Jun 2007 23:35:23 -0500, "Colonel Harry Riley USA ret." wrote: Senators, Your vote against an amendment to the Immigration Bill 1348, to make English America 's official language is astounding. On D-Day no less when we honor those that sacrificed in order to secure the bedrock character and principles of America . I can only surmise your vote reflects a loyalty to illegal aliens. I don't much care where you come from, what your religion is, whether you're black, white or some other color, male or female, democrat, republican or independent, but I do care when you're a United States Senator, representing citizens of America and vote against English as the official language of the United States Your vote reflects betrayal, political surrender, violates your pledge of allegiance, dishonors historical pri

Reverse The Roll
Every now and then Greta would bend Andres over and take him as a man takes a woman. At first he was afraid it would become the focal act of their sex life but she chose it only when the need took her. It reinforced her role in the relationship and she noticed him becoming more timid. Not just in the bedroom, but whenever they were together. Since taking him she had symbolically become the head of the relationship, it was only natural that he acted that way. She saw him more as the female in the relationship. There was no denying that he was male, he still prided himself on it and as a lover he was insistent but she had opened up a more delicate side to him that was showing more and more. When they made love he was more vocal and yielding. Each of his orgasms was deeper, bringing a cry that was unfamiliar coming from his strong, well shaped lips. His butt was tight and compact and often she would imagine it spread open for her dildo as he drove into her. That was the only image

Self Love
Not that type you sick-o . We all have things we don't like about ourself, from looks, to emotions, to how we react to situations. We all love ourself and feel down sometimes. This time of year is the #1 time that people kill them self or kill others. So take a couple minutes and if you have a friend thats down go and listen. The best gift of all is friendship . ( being there for them , supporting them emotionally and just saying hello ) You can save a life for all you know by just taking the time to say hi how are you today.

Pieces Of Me-on The Fly Poetry..lol
As I sit here typing this, I often wonder what I would miss. If I weren't here for you to see, I am not sure what would become of me. Is my desire that plain and readily seen, As an object usually observed as obscene. I choose not to hide myself cocooned, Nor like a man marooned. I reach out to others in the hope to connect, Hoping to find that soul that would reflect. With the beliefs and values I understand, And perhaps walk through life hand in hand. If one day that dream should come true. I am then wishing that it is with you. Okay...my first serious blog here....a cute poem.....later

Life
God didn't promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way. Disappointments are like road bumps, they slow you down a bit but you enjoy the smooth road after they're gone. Don't stay on the bumps too long. Move on! When you feel down because you didn't get what you want, just sit tight and be happy, because God is thinking of something better to give you. When something happens to you, good or bad, consider what it means -- don't be sad. There's a purpose to life's events, to teach you how to laugh more, or not to cry too hard. You can't make someone love you, all you can do is be someone who can be loved; the rest is up to the other person to realize your worth. What the heart gives away is never gone... It is kept in the hearts of others. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risks. Secure a special place in your hear

It's A Wonderful Life. (and It Sucks)
[original post from late December 2007] [this was deleted - the people that know, know... the people that don't, can read my minsday blogs - m0ppy.mindsay.com - for the whole sick story. I chose to delete this, because I don't want reminders of how miserable I was last year, on my blogs here anymore, especially things regarding my daughter. I have a hard enough time just seeing her, and I don't need to be reminded all the time of how insane it was back then. We choose our state of mind, and I choose to be happy, dammit. If anyone really wants to know, just ask me, I'll tell you, or show you the blogs - they're saved on my PC.] ♥ Rob

I Cut I Bleed
I cut, i bleed, i lose control, i die everyday, trying to find my soul, i don't understand what kills me inside, there's no one to stop me, no one to guide. i wanna scream out loud to everyone, my last days have just begun, so be nice with me in these days, i wanna let go of this craze. if i die, will they care? if i scream, will they hear? cuz i have things to tell them now, i want them to see my pain somehow. please please don't trap me here, loneliness is my biggest fear, hear my pledge nd save me today, or I'll die nd find my way. do i have to tell them what i feel? why can't they know what I'm in real? fear is taking away my life, today I'll end it with a knife. if i die, will they care? if i scream, will they hear? cuz this broken heart will never mend, so today I'll make my problems end.

~*~ 4 Horsemen ~*~
They came in lines of seven or eight, Marching forward towards death’s gate, Their boots trampled through the mud, As they moved past pits of bones and blood, The air was dark as the first line past, Their breaths condensing as they marched fast, The cavalry rode up on black horses behind, Slaughtering the children, the deaf and the blind, Then came the archer’s shooting iron rain, Killing those talking and sparing those insane, Then at the head of the crowd a pale horse came, Its rider was death, the one who held the blame, Next to death came a red warhorse, its screech echoing the army’s call, For the Conqueror sat astride its back, bringing control over them all, And next came a great white horse with silver hooves, That chimed as its rider War moved. Until finally bearing a great black flag and riding Satan’s horse, Came Justice, long cape flowing showing to the others, no sorrow or remorse. And at last they all did pass in time and left this land, Kicking up clo

In Love With Teacher
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day,she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?" "I'm in love," the boy replied. Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?" "With YOU!" he said. "But Johnny," she said gently, "don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don't want a child." "Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I'll use a rubber!" http://www.lifeisajoke.com/luvnmarriage_html.htm

A Very Merry Christmas To All!!!!
I wanted to wish all my friends, fans, and everyone on Cherrytap (Fubar, they shouldn't have changed the name) a wonderful Christmas. May this day bring you happiness, joy, peace, fulfillment and togetherness with your families and friends. Have a wonderful Christmas and remember what the true meaning is of this season. To me, it is giving that makes it so wonderful, not receiving. This is why I wish everyone I know the most joyous Christmas, one filled with cheer and laughter. The reasons we celebrate Christmas are many, but the majority of us celebrate a birth, one which affected our entire world. Some do not feel there is a need to openly admit this belief, but I do. I am not a religious zealot, but I have strong beliefs. Some don't like that, too bad huh! lol Seriously, Christmas is a time for us all to be generous, not only in material things, but in our spirit and friendship to others. This Christmas, close a gap, rebuild a bridge. Repair a hurt and regain someones hand. Life is

Not Real...some Old Stuff...unfinished
not real....some old shit u dont exist....im sorry but its just not possible... u must be a myth like the lochness monster or something ur not plausible... how could u, im not sure if u did that i would even acknowledge ur presence... ur beyond my imagination like heaven and u keep me second guessin'... myself and what i believe or what is possible to perceive... my self worth or value of the breath i take as the co2 starts to leave... its true i cant see gasses either but at least they have a presence in this world... they even help with mollusks to create gems and impearl... i've never seen or imagined u in a dream plus i know things aren't always what they seem... ur too good to be true, fuck i cant deserve u, i mean ur too good to be in my dream??? maybe my imagination is gone and i cant even imagine stuff that exists.... trying to figure that out alone is reason enough not to slit my wrists.... not even the best reason but a reason none th

So Im Lookin Around Fubar
and I noticed that there is a new obsession with the attention whores for everyone to leave comments on thier pics...... I take the same stance I took about the rate me fan me love me bullshit........ FUCK YOU I will rate who I want when i want and for as many cookies as I wanna take..... that being said....... are you ladies THAT desparate for attention that you have to ask or in some cases DEMAND (yes, I have been blocked for not doing so) for comments over rates? Maybe I dont have the time to comment all ur pics........ or maybe I just dont wanna comment. Most often I just rate anyway......... if you DO get a comment from me, consider yourself lucky..... cuz I dont do it often. I dont feel sorry for you ladies that get played by guys on here......... you put yourself in the line of fire by being desparate for attention........ then as soon as ya get a lil bit of attention , all of a sudden HES THE MAN FOR YOU........... til next week when he drops you like yesterday's news

What I Remember
I know I was born on November 17th in Wauseon, Ohio. My mom was 25 and my dad was 35. I had 5 brothers at the time and 3 sisters (1 brother and sister died shortly after birth...twins). I'm the only Yankee born into my family and that caused some problems. Most of this I was told about after I got older so I don't know how much is real but I believe a lot of it was cause it would explain a lot of stuff that happened. Like all children, I was born with a soft spot on the back of my head...but there was also a surprise in store for my mom...2 days after I was born there was a collection of blood cells that formed on my forehead as big as a half dollar. The Doctor at the time gave my mother 2 options. 1st was to take me in to surgery where i had a 50/50 chance of surviving or 2 leave it alone and see if it would go away. My mom chose 2. She was told that since it was in the center of my forehead that my skull would always be soft there and never harden properly and that if I was

So Much Crap
Ok so I take my fat ass down to the local weight watchers and sign up. I have to do something, I am at my heaviest and its horrible, depressing and all that crap. So even though I said I wouldn't make any new years resolutions I am going to have to and ill be damned if i am going to make it stick. I dont want to be skinny i want to be thinner and healthy. Sexy for my husband and for myself. wish me luck.

Me Djin
ok fer those of yall that this applies to. yes i am djin now. and fer the last and final time to everyone--- i am not now nor will i in the foreseeable future be leavin the den. i dont wanna work fer anyone instead of diablo. QUIT ASKIN!!!! theres no negotiatin theres no bargainin. IM NOT LEAVIN THEN DEN. accepy it and get over yerselves.

Illegal Alien
Band : Genesis Song & Lyrics : Genesis Got out of bed, wasn't feeling too good With my wallet and my passport, a new pair of shoes The sun is shining so I head for the park, With a bottle of Tequila, and a new pack of cigarettes I got a cousin and she got a friend, Who thought that her aunt knew a man who could help At his apartment I knocked on the door, He wouldn't come out until he got paid. Now don't tell anybody what I wanna do If they find out you know that they'll never let me through, cos It's no fun being an illegal alien, no It's no fun being an illegal alien Down at the office had to fill out the forms A pink one, a red one, the colours you choose, Up to the counter to see what they think They said "it doesn't count man, it ain't written in ink". I don't trust anybody, least not around here, cos It's no fun being an illegal alien, I tell ya It's no fun being an illegal alien, no no no no no It's no fun being an illegal alien, I mean it when I t

Share My World By 24hrsofdarkness
If only u knew the pain i feel. If only u knew the darkness i see. If only you knew the how hard it is to see the light at the end of the tunnel. If only i missed him a lil less. If only i could see the glass as half full than half empty. If only the rain the wasn't so soothing and the sun so blinding. If only the world could spin the other way so that i would seem normal to me and the world would be off. If only i could turn the tears to wine so that i can drink away the pain. Wearing a mask of happness but deep down i weep. I am emo but tell people i am just goth. Livin a double life confused of who is who. Who is she emo? Who is she that happy go lucky girl that people see? IDK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kissing Me The Rain
I said, “I’ve always thought that the rain is so romantic.” “Me too,” he said, walking to the porch. There was a downpour. I quickly kicked off my shoes and socks. “No way! You’re going out there?” he laughed. I ran out into the yard. I let the rain pour over me while I jumped and danced. “Come on,” I yelled, “Kiss me in the rain.” He stood at the edge of the porch as if he was scared. Then, he ran to me, gave me a quick kiss, then ran back to the dry porch. “That’s not a kiss!” I yelled, “Come on. Kiss me in the rain.” I saw the seriousness in his eyes. He walked up to me carressed my wet body put his hands between my neck and soaked hair and kissed me ever so gently. We looked at each other smiled and ran to the porch, laughing.

Birthday Insainity
pushed and pulled love and hate it is what it is is it fate another year older a little colder left alone like a broken dream I look down thee stream of my life and wonder why I have to feel this pain is so sureal hope for the future but can't look past all the pain that has smacked my ass another year done turned by the sun I wish I had it in me just to run alas I cannot I am not built like that I can't leave behind the little ones..in my mind I know THAT feeling all to well thinkn of it makes my eyes swell I wonder if one day things will be different then this hell I prey for strength but feel very weak not dead yet, and I know I can walk this street I allways have never broken but I look to something to call a token.... fucked up inside and out... have no doubt this cats a trip without a whip more passion then most but I'll never boast its not within its not my style I will never stop walking that mile....

A Poem
I have never in my life met someone more beautiful, enjoyable, loving, and comforting as you. Since the very first day that i saw your pix,I knew there was something very special about you. I had no idea then that I would fall in love, but now that I have, I am so grateful. I am grateful for us to have wandered into one another's world so softly and unexpectedly. Nature took its course on our hearts and joined them in a way never imaginable. I want you to know, that from the very depths of my heart, I love you. And I love everything that creates you, from your hair - that I wish I could play in more often... to your forehead - that I wish I could kiss while you sleep; from your eyes - that sparkle when you smile (just for me)... to your nose - that I wish I could rub my nose against; from your lips - that I just know were made perfectly to fit against mine... to your chin - that I would love to place my finger under to pull you close for a kiss; down your neck and to your heart - th

Me & You
When I first talked to you I felt like I had known you forever, telling you my problems and what I didn't want ever. You listened to me I bet you thought I'd never end, who would have thought we would be the best of friends. Over a period of time, I got to know the real you. A guy so charming and gentle, with a heart so true. You've survived your life with me by your side. I told you I'd never leave because of the feelings I have inside. There was a time I wanted to explore, what would have happened if I would only open the door. I know you like no one I have ever known, and sometimes I wonder what do I do when we're alone? So I have decided time answers all. If it is meant to be time will remove the wall. Standing between us, holding us back, allowing us to feel It's the relationship that we lack. I love the way we are together, you can always make me smile. Will it ever really be forever? I guess I will have to wait awhile. Time w

Dui Nebraska Style :)
Only a person in NEBRASKA could think of this. :D From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was t

Dark Soul A Work In Progress
You left me in chaos and madness. My heart decaying, bleeding out sadness. No longer beating, laying so still. Body feels numb, can no longer feel. Shards of glass pierced my heart You told me you loved me but you didnt care. You told me youd wait you couldnt, unfair. You sent my soul to a very dark place. Nothing can be seen, tears rolling down my face. coldness is all around Screams of torture... harmonious sound. Searching and searching to find my way out. Left with the feelings of dispair and doubt. Will I ever feel true love again? Will this darkness become my only true friend? Am I damned to remain nothing more than a dark soul?

Crockpot Herb Chicken With Stuffing
This easy chicken recipe is quick to prepare with cream of chicken and celery soups, chicken breasts, stuffing crumbs, and seasonings. Serve this chicken meal with your favorite side vegetables or a tossed green salad. INGREDIENTS: * 1 can (10 1/2 ounces) cream of chicken with herbs soup * 1 can (10 1/2 ounces) cream of celery or cream of chicken soup * 1/2 cup dry white wine or chicken broth * 1 teaspoon dried parsley flakes * 1 teaspoon dried leaf thyme, crumbled * 1/2 teaspoon salt * Dash black pepper * 6 to 8 boneless chicken breast halves, without skin * 2 to 2 1/2 cups seasoned stuffing crumbs, about 6 ounces * 4 tablespoons butter PREPARATION: Combine the soups, wine or broth, parsley, thyme, salt, and pepper. Wash chicken and pat dry. Lightly grease a 5 to 7-quart slow cooker. Sprinkle about 1/2 cup of the stuffing crumbs over the bottom of the cooker and drizzle with about 1 tablespoon of the butter.Top with half of t

But I Do
I know I shouldn’t but I do I wait for your call Frozen by the phone, life on hold You have become my obsession, my self-esteem I know I shouldn’t rely on you I should create my own strength But you make me smile, my heart patter I want to open to you, give myself over You give me smiles, I give you lust You keep coming back despite it all Enabling my barriers, my obsession I shouldn’t be so withdrawn You deserve more then I have to offer You give so much more then I How long can it last, go on as such How long until you discard me As do they all, leave me crushed All alone to wallow in my despair To wonder if I’m worth it, what I deserve I know I shouldn’t, but I do

Dared To Dream
Our eyes met across the room Danced a dance I was drawn to him He reeled me in I went to him A tall, dark, stranger Not a word exchanged He grabbed my hair Pulled my mouth to his He knew he had me Our bodies moved together What perfect harmony I opened my mouth to speak He placed a finger to my lips Whispered “not a word” He held me tight I could feel his heart pounding His breath on my forehead My heart pounded My head on his shoulder Eyes close I gave in Dared to dream

Emerge
You want to touch me, I let you You want to use me, I let you You want to hurt me, I let you I take it all without a word Put up no fight, no struggle Welcome it all, no matter how I feel All the time wondering if I deserve more Feeling trapped as if I deserve less Wanting to break free of these binds Exit the flames which consume me Dreaming to emerge, to let go As does the majestic phoenix Rising from ash and flame In bright personal glory To be free to love, to feel To gain what is truly deserve What is truly deserved

Happy Birthday To Me
HA HA ITS MY BIRTHDAY I AM 25 :-) HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO WONDERFUL ME..... AND MANY MANY MORE ... TILL I AM 29.... THEN I WILL STAY 29 FOR 5 YEARS THEN I WILL BE 30 LMAO

Attention.!!
Hello i am going to be starting a FU newspaper blog, and tabloid so, If you would like to be apart of this, plz message me or comment here, In the Fu News there will be the usual updates, on fu changes, and with the fu court room the out come of the charges brought up against the guilty, and then some.. (idears are welcome) In the Tabloid, there will be the usual .. Celebrity Breaking News who's with who, who is tryin to get the next "top member" who the new "top scores, n top blasters are" ect.. sound fun.. (i think so.. hope you do too, ) i also need some reporters. that can write things, up.. ect.. blah blah blah.. who can track down current affiars like current contests.. current cheats..(that last one goes inthe tab)

The Computer
I'll be on and off sporadically because for the time being I'm stuck with my parents' computer. My monitor's been going for a few months, but yesterday we had a power failure and it's not working at all now. Fought with it all yesterday afternoon. It'll be on for a split second then goes black into a shadow so I can't see anything. Frustrating, I'm ready to kill it.

Atheist Vs Marine
atheist vs marine Body: A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the plat form. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silent ly. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked a

Twisting
I find myself twisting in the winds of unchange, lost in some place between yesterday and tomorrow that doesn't really feel like today. Time takes on a new unmeaning and drifts into itself, looping over and over in hopeless cycles of monotony. Even change itself remains the same. Even "new" is a repeat of the last thing that was supposed to be different, but wasn't really. Days go by in a blind haze of apathy because even upon waking, I know that this will be another endless yesterday.

Saturday's Thought
A special world for you and me A special bond one cannot see It wraps us up in its cocoon And holds us fiercely in its womb. Its fingers spread like fine spun gold Gently nestling us to the fold Like silken thread it holds us fast Bonds like this are meant to last. And though at times a thread may break A new one forms in its wake To bind us closer and keep us strong In a special world, where we belong.

Time Warp
it's astounding, time is fleeting Madness takes its toll But listen closely, not for very much longer I've got to keep control I remember doing the TIme Warp Drinking those moments when The blackness would hit me and the void would be calling Let's do the time warp again... Let's do the time warp again! It's just a jump to the left And then a step to the right With your hands on your hips You bring your knees in tight But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane, Let's do the Time Warp again! It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me So you can't see me, no not at all In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention Well-secluded, I see all With a bit of a mind flip You're there in the time slip And nothing can ever be the same You're spaced out on sensation, like you're under sedation Let's do the Time Warp again! Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink He shook me up, he took me by surp

Proud To Be White
Proud To Be White Someone finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. And then there are just - Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You Call me "White boy," "Cracker," "Honkey," "Whitey," "Caveman," .. And that's OK. But when I call you Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink .. You call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day. You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi. You Have Yom Hashoah. You have the NAACP. And you have BET. I

Don't Laugh Doctor!!!
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," Bob said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery. Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. "I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen," Bob replied.

Love Hurts
why does love have to hurt so even when its right to go leaving behind all things that were right the good times, the bad that made us fight loving someone new with your whole heart who in his mind felt it was better to part to give you time to make things right with the one who only wanted to fight Who loved you so much he lied to say he did not the one you think is oh so hot the one who makes your heart go a flutter the one who makes you feel like melting butter the one who loved you so much that he set you free to be everything you can be to find someone closer to be your man to find someone who would love you all that they can how do you stop the pain in your heart because he said we have to part when all that's there is the love for him in a situation like this you can't win

Wednesday Opie And Anthony Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Boobs On Paltalk, Ben Mezrich, Larry The Cable Guy, New Video Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday, especially to the Ladies of Paltalk, who are keeping us all drooling with the early morning breasticles! (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!) O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (New Episodes Added Every Week!) Today on The Opie and Anthony Radio POgram, we'll be talking to our pal Ben Mezrich, who will be counseling Anthony on his blackjack techniques and theories. Also checking in will be our buddy Larry The Cable Guy, who has a new film coming out, Witless Protection, and is on tour now (click for tickets!). Now, back to this Whip 'em Out Wednesday thing... If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it:1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE.

If There's...
If There's... If there's one face I want to see, so beautifull, so true, one smile that makes a difference, to everything I do. If there's one touch I long to feel, one voice I long to hear, whenever I am happy, or just needing someone near. If there's one joy, one love, from which I never want to part, it's you, my very special love, my world, my life, my heart Please leave comment

Holidays
Holidays are interesting dream settings because they have so much meaning in our waking lives. They can be positive, as in instances of favored memories of family and traditions. They can also be traumatic, in terms of unmet expectations, loss, or absence of loved ones. How the holiday comes into the dream story is important. If the dreamer knows of the holiday all along, then others' perceptions and participation in the holiday are important to consider. However, sometimes everyone knows about the holiday except the dreamer. The dreamer may not be able to adequately prepare for or be able to participate in the holiday. This may reflect anxiety about the expectations of others and the willingness to fulfill those expectations. Sometimes we fall short because the expectations are inappropriate; not because we are incompetent. Either feeling or interpretation is an option. Do others seem prepared for, appropriately excited about, and connected to your understanding of the holiday?

Patriots To Honor Young Fan Booed In Indianapolis
By HOWARD ULMAN, AP Sports Writer January 15, 2008 FOXBOROUGH, Mass. (AP) -- Patriots owner Robert Kraft sat behind his wide desk and marveled at how his team's jersey could be the target of so many boos -- even when it's worn by a 14-year-old girl. This wasn't Randy Moss or Rodney Harrison hearing the catcalls. They're used to it. This was Anna Grant, a high school freshman who had worked hard to win the Punt, Pass & Kick competition in her age group as the team's representative. When she was introduced along with the other winners before the fourth quarter of San Diego's playoff win last Sunday, she was the only one booed by the crowd in Indianapolis, home of New England's fiercest rival. "Why should a champion be booed?" the boss of the three-time Super Bowl winners said Tuesday. "She won an intensive competition. She's supposed to be honored." His team is getting the same reaction -- not because of the spying incident in the season opener but because fans like to

Think Before You Speak ..part 2 Of 6
A woman was at a golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. She was unhappy with the women's type she had been using. After browsing for several minutes she was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help her. Without thinking the woman looked at him and said "I think I like playing with men's balls". hahaha

Lead-based Body Piercings?
this one came about when this poor child posted a mumm that required 7 UN interpreters and 3 Cray2 supercomputers to decipher... remember....read from the bottom up ;) ->Re-Giggity...: a Jawa harem.... ~Brittney ...: i shave my fuckin pussy asshole ->Re-Giggity...: ok....final offer.....4 Wookies....3 of them shaved ->Re-Giggity...: and they have chosen you... ->Re-Giggity...: you have no idea how fantastic of an honor it is to be chosen to be Ewokked by an unshaven Ewok ->Re-Giggity...: but how am i pissing you off? the Jedi Council happens to agree with the Ewoks ~Brittney ...: o trust me ur not....ur pissing me off... ->Re-Giggity...: i'm not trying to make you cry..... ~Brittney ...: wat ever man all about fuckin spelling.......now wat if i was a slow person in real life u would prob make them cry....grow the fuck up dude ->Re-Giggity...: The Ewoks promise to not shave, so that the Ewokking retains it's full symbolic power ->Re-Giggity...: we will add another shaved

A Woman’s Heart
A Woman’s Heart A woman’s heart is focus upon love’s gentle greeting. Treat a woman’s heart like a fragile flower that always needs sweet, but passionate coaching of love’s sweet praise. A man must keep track and always update new knowledge in his heat that keeps his love alive for the woman of his desire. A woman’s heart needs the awareness of her man’s campaign that guides them towards a bond that will seal them forever as one. Your own personal risk reduces when each heartbeat is for true love only. A woman’s heart will always maintain love’s gentle kiss forever within your reach. ©2006 Firestar (PublishAmerica.com) Two-Sided Realities

Bomb Me, Baby! ♥
so, i'm in a contest! it would really great if you could help me out a bit. i need at least 30,000 photo comments to get a 30 day blast! i will definately show you the love right back in return! i will love you forever! here is the link to the pic: thanks to everyone! let me know if you're trying to help out, like i said, i will definately return the favor! and show you tons of love!you can just leave me a comment on this blog, i'll check them out! Thanks, again! *peace* Miranda xoxox

Will Bitch For Food.
Well here I am again in brokesville. Depending on the state to get something right. Oh yeah right. The last time I got child support was on the 13th. Im supposed to get it every week. I looked on the website..and they havent even RECIEVED it from Jacks work. So, If they get it tomorrow... cut a check on wed.. mail it out from Tallahassee..I wont get it until Friday or saturday. The good news is that I will have two childsupport checks back to back. Bad news..I have 10 bucks to my name, no diapers and little food. This came at a really bad time.. 4 day weekend with my kids. Today is the last day, I have appeased them with chicken nuggets.. cool aid and rice krispy treats. Ive existed on cereal with no milk and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. The ex told me he would write my alimony check early..so I could buy diapers and food.. but he called me this morning telling me that he only had enough for his car payment. You know, if I had to choose between food for my kids and

^sin^ And Mrmischief Are Hitched
Mr. Mischief and ^Sin^ just got fu-married!!! MR.MISCHIEF*FU-ENGAGED TO ^SIN^@ fubar ^sin^-enforcer @ the playpen@ fubar This awesome fu-preacher fu-married them at a moment's notice because they were stood up by the other fu-preacher. lol Anyway, go give Anglevil lots of fu love. Anglevil *¢¾ Stryke's real life GF & FuWife ¢¾* ~Owned by Stryke¢¾~@ fubar Mr. Mischief and ^Sin^ send their thanks to all in attendance, especially Anglevil. They are celebrating their fu-marriage! Be sure to congratulate them! This wedding announcement brought to you by: Tulsa's Angel~ Club FAR Promoter ~ SgtRaider's Bad Girl/Sisters 4 Life/FuOwned by ^Sin^@ fubar

"a Lover's Whisper"
With a heart of gold, and a soft, gentle soul, You're more than just my friend. You're my lover, my buddy; You're my soul-mate who knows me, and loves me until the very end. ___________________________________________________ [Copyright © 2008, written by Jamie Shawn Tan (2004). All Rights Reserved.] Photo url location ~ http://westernhearing.com.au/images/whisper_image_sm2.jpg

Stone Soup
The fable of the stone soup is about co-operation amid scarcity. In varying traditions, stone has been replaced with other common inedible objects, and therefore the fable is also known as button soup, wood soup, nail soup, and axe soup. The Stone Soup Legend There exists a tale, handed down from times long ago, of two travelers on a pilgrimage. Hungry and tired from a long day’s journey, they come to a small, impoverished, medieval village, where they decide to rest by the side of the road. One of the travelers builds a small fire, upon which he places a large pot, while the other, having drawn water from the town well, fills the pot and places into the vessel a simple stone. As the two men sit by the fire, bringing their "stone soup" to a boil, the local villagers become inquisitive of the curious antics of these strangers. Eventually, several townsfolk decide to investigate the matter and approach the two travelers to engage them in conversation. Shortly thereafter, there

16 Thoughts
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2.. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.' 3. There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness.' 4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. 5. You should not confuse your career with your life. 6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. 7. Never lick a steak knife. 8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip. 9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time. 10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. 11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting

I Have The Greatest Master, You Are The Best Daddy
My Master is so wonderful to me. He came to see me this morning. Came over before work, which was really great, morning time is always a good time for some private time. He was so great, after we had our play time, He had time to stay and cuddle some. Which is always good, both are not big cuddlers, just from time to time. It felt so good to have Him back in my bed. Even if it was just for an hour. He was suppose to come back tonight, but He got caught with more work. Which I will admit really hurt my feelings, and got some jealousy going cause the extra work was taking some chick home. BUT He did call me after He took her home, and told me the truth. She wanted to have sex with Him, kept asking, and He just ignored her. And they did not have time to, since He called me an Hr exactly after He told me He was having to take her home, and she was an hr out. When He told me she wanted too, He told He wanted to have sex just not with her, that made me feel good. But He is sup

I Am Jack's Favorite Song (at The Moment)
Frozen by Within Temptation I can’t feel my senses I just feel the cold All colors seem to fade away I can’t reach my soul I would stop running, If knew there was a chance It tears me apart to sacrifice it all but I’m forced to let go Tell me I’m frozen but what can I do? Can’t tell the reasons I did it for you When lies turn into truth I sacrificed for you You say that I’m frozen but what can I do? I can feel your sorrow You won’t forgive me, but I know you’ll be all right It tears me apart that you will never know but I have to let go Tell me I’m frozen but what can I do? Can’t tell the reasons I did it for you When lies turn into truth I sacrificed for you You say that I’m frozen but what can I do? Everything will slip way Shattered peaces will remain When memories fade into emptiness Only time will tell its tale If it all has been in vain I can’t feel my senses I just feel the cold Frozen... But what can I do ? Frozen... Tell me I’m frozen

Blogging About Random Things
Well I guess I will start my first blog. Here Goes. My husband has been deployed for 3 months now. Missing him is a must always, but it is getting a little better. Our son takes up most of my time and keeps me smiling and happy therefore it helps make the time go by alittle faster. I cant wait until he comes home for R&R. 2 weeks of having him back home is going to be priceless and heavenly. Once again we will feel like a whole family again. ************************************************* Today was a pretty average normal day for this household. Got up with my son. Fed him, let him play and go through the house like a tornado haha. Spent time with him as usual and then he got cranky and went down for a nap lol. ************************************************* Like I said I am just going to be doing randoms. So one blog may have a variety of differents on here. ************************************************* So now I am just relaxing and enjoying some

How Do You Get It Back?
I was watching a movie about a football team tonight and thought back about how much dedication it takes. I remember pushing myself physically and mentally to a point beyond pain and then grinning about it. I might have gained a lot of things over the years but that's the one thing i wish I had back. I can say I work hard at something now but there's really no comparison. Last week I shoveled snow and then complained about how sore I was the next day. When I was 18 I remember my uncles hired me to help them put a roof on a house. When they joked about me not working hard enough I said, "OK", picked up two rolls of roofing, one on each shoulder, and climbed up the ladder to them. When they bitched bout how unsafe that was I laughed they were jealous. I used to love the challenge of deriving formulas, and that that just makes me laugh now. I don't know what it takes to get that back, but I think it's surely a thing I'm lacking. I think if you push yourself, no mater how far you go

Help
If any of you people that are reading this knows dakota muir e-mail me at goarmy_navy@yahoo.com. Please I cant find her its like she vanished I was talking to her on the im but now shes never answaering and her boyfriend rj is starting to worry i dont want him to do anything stuiped like kill himself, I know he might he tired to yesterday. We need your help so please e-mail me. We need to know why she left and wear shes going any information is helpful.

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Inactive Friends
I took the hint of another friend of mine, I had almost 1000 friends on my list, 9/10's of which I don't hear from nor do they hear from me...So, I did a major house cleaning, if you're getting this blog notice, I still have you on my list...I got rid of 800 ppl today, I just can't see the sense in having them just for the sake of having them...Yes, I'm rambling, but those of you who know me, know I do that well...Anyway, I'm not going to be adding new friends just because they a/f/r me and I feel obligated, no more of that from me...Have a great weekend everyone...Tina

Justice For Alijah And Sporks!!!
I have been reading a lot of comments on the Alijah James case and I am extremely disappointed in the reaction to Caren hiring a lawyer before she talks to police. That was the smartest thing she could have done. Too many times, an innocent, grieving parent gets accused of the crime. I have a degree in Criminal Justice and I can tell you that the criminal justice system does NOT always assume you are innocent until proven guilty. In my opinion, Caren (I love Sporks) did the RIGHT thing in hiring a lawyer. This is not a mild case. It's a Homicide. She needs to make sure that not only baby Alijahs rights are protected, but hers as well. Any of you that know Caren, should be supporting her in her time of need. Not condemning her. We all went through her pregnancy AND the birth of little Alijah right here on fubar. We all loved that little Sporklet! We all love Caren too. So all I have left to say is let's not desert her now when she needs us the most. Keep both little Alijah

The Mayonnaise Jar And 2 Cups Of Coffee
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, When 24 Hours in a day is not enough, Remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee. A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, He picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar And proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full.. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous "yes." The professor then produced two cups of coffee From under the table and poured the entire conten

2 Week Auction
"I'm being AUCTIONED OFF...come bid on me and win what I am offering !!!" "please click pic to go bid on the hot sexxy me" "Here is what I'm offering the highest bidder...you know you want it !! 1. I will rate profile, all pics and all stash. 2. I will add you to my friends and family. 3. I will add "owned by" your name on my name for a month. 4. I will open my nsfw pics for you. 5. You can rip any picture of mine, just let me know which one. 6. I will take and send you a picture of your choosing. 7. I will send you a gift daily for a month. 8. I will send you a comment every day for a month." "So come bid on me, and I will reward you every day !!!! "

Night Screams
running too slowly looking over one shoulder faster, through the bog something coming feet sticking, heart pounding it's coming pain is just one heated, fetid breath away heart lurching, lungs screaming legs burning no escape, can't see where it is knowing it's coming tears of frustration adrenaline surges steps coming slower hands grasping trying have to outrun now! go! faster! please! hot, rank exhalation on the back as.... suddenly... sitting up a choked off scream echoes through the dark sweat soaked sheets knotted around the bed eyes flicking from one darkened corner to the next. a nightmare... again... heart begins to slow respirations uneven but steadier oh well, no more sleep tonight. might as well get up on gelatin legs and start a new day. D. R. Hyden yeah, yeah, this one sucks, but i am just waking up, and write as i feel. HUGS!

Google Attacks Microsoft-yahoo Deal
By MICHAEL LIEDTKE 02.03.08, 7:09 PM ET Popular Videos Microsoft's Mega Yahoo! Bid The Baby Borrowers Buzz The Business Of Fashion Reality Cheerleaders A New Generation Of Gamers Related Quotes GOOG 515.90 - 48.40 MSFT 30.45 - 2.15 YHOO 28.38 + 9.20 Most Popular Stories Schools With The Most Professional Athletes Greatest Athletic Achievements Where The Most Wealth Is Stored Rules On Talking Politics In The Office Tips On Calling Home From Outside The U.S. SAN FRANCISCO - Google Inc. raised the specter of Microsoft Corp. using its proposed $42 billion acquisition of Yahoo Inc. to gain illegal control over the Internet, underscoring the online search leader's queasiness about its two biggest rivals teaming up. The critical remarks, posted online Sunday by Google (nasdaq: GOOG - news - people )'s top lawyer, represented the Mountain View-based company's first public reaction to Microsoft (nasdaq: MSFT - news - people )'s unsolicited bid for Yahoo

Tuesday Opie And Anthony Links: Patrice Oneal, Car Crash Comedy Live - Turn On Your Paltalk, New O&a Video, New O&a Podcast, New Video Online
..and we just learned that our new intern Adam has never kissed a girl and loves The MILFhunter site!... we're looking for a girl who will make out with him. EMAIL SAM WITH YOUR INFO and let us know if you're game. LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Anthony Shooting his computer!!) Need the O&A Show, but can't find it on your local radio dial?? No problem at all.. GO GET YOUR XM NOW AND HEAR THE SHOW UNCENSORED! Our own Jim Norton is doing a li'l Comedy tour...CLICK HERE FOR JIM NORTON TICKETS! Happy Super Tuesdee kids! Are youze all gonna get yer butts out and vote today? We sure hope so, cuz votin' be important. Today on the Opie and Anthony POgram, we'll be hanging with our pal Patrice Oneal, who is going to weigh in on CAR CRASH COMEDY, where a group of young, aspiring comedians will compete to see who's a funny bastard... and who just sucks balls. You don't want to miss

Weekly Update
Thought I would give an update on Papa since so many of you were kind enough to offer so many kind words. First of all, know that everyone of you that left comments on my blog, sent emails and instant messages really touched me. It's nice to know that I can call on my friends when I need them. Papa isn't showing much improvement. His oxygen level is fluctuating anywhere from 80-95 and he still has a terrible rattling in his chest from all of the congestion. Of course my papa is a stubborn asshole (everyone that knows me and him both calls me Wesley Jr.,....imagine that). With his age, being in a different place and the lack of oxygen, he is at times very disoriented and not being a very nice patient. The doctors are trying to say that he is in the early stages of alzheimers, but I don't believe that. He was fine until this all started. Of course I could be wrong, but for now, I refuse to believe it. They had to restrain him to the bed last night because he wouldn't keep his o

Napping ...
In the modern world, we're often compelled to be as productive as possible during as many hours of the day as we can be. While this can lead to great feats of accomplishment, we may become exhausted and find ourselves craving rest and rejuvenation. We may feel like taking a nap but feel guilty about indulging in even ten minutes of rest. This need for personal downtime, which many people experience in the early afternoon, isn't a sign of laziness nor is it necessarily related to how much sleep you had the night before. There was even a time when taking a nap was considered a natural part of everyone's day. Napping is a pleasurable yet brief period of sleep when our minds and bodies can take a break. Though judged by many to be a pastime for children or the elderly, napping can benefit people of all ages. The desire to nap is a trait shared by many mammals, and napping is still an important part of the day in some countries. Snoozing for a half-hour can be an enjoyable way to promot

Shadows
She sits and stairs blankly at what seems to be a wall.. The room so black, filled with silence.. nothing is heard not even her tears that fall to the floor.. She cant figure out what she has done wrong, why others turn away, why others give her hopes only to smash her dreams.. Her life seems so empty, as if there was nothing there at all.. As if she was a shadow inside the silent room, as if when someone finally sees the light she quickly fades away, becomes nothing, just been washed away.. All her life she sits in darkness, waiting for her time to come, but as one day passes another comes, but not once is it her time.. her heart trys to heal, she allows others in, she tells herself not to, yet she cant turn them away.. She wants to be there for anyone in need, she wants to care for everyone who is without.. but all she ever wanted was to be needed in return to be loved, and cherished and cared for by those she has allowed in.. "What is so wrong with me?" she asks.. her head held low.

Life And Love
How long does it take to get past another heartbreak? Seems like I just can't get it right. He seemed like he was perfect. Sweet, strong, hot, fantastic in bed, hard worker, good father. WTF? Do I just have a black heart-shaped cloud following me? He sd all the right things. Did almost all the right things but, hey, none of them are perfect, are they? One small flaw. One little thing he lied about...one tiny little unmentionable. Ahh the joke is on me this time. Karma IS a bitch and she wears high heels. Stiletto's man. I was a fool. I loved him. I trusted him. Small thing...his wife...yeah, she kinda loved him too. Funny thing, lies. Him living 600 miles away helped out a lot. I think he really wanted to get away at one time. Then, it just all got out of hand and he didn't know what to do and now? He's staying there. For her? Maybe. For his 8 year old son, probably. So, I'm here and alone and really, really don't want to start over. Really, really wanna just

Hershey Kiss Roses
This Valentine's Day, give your sweetheart a bouquet she'll really love: chocolate! Ingredients 10 wooden skewers or 18-gauge florist wire Red and silver Hershey Kiss candies Green florist tape Silk green leaves with wired stems Directions Pull tiny labels from each Hershey Kiss. Stick two foil- wrapped Kisses together, bottom to bottom. Insert the skewer into the tip of one Kiss and at this point begin winding florist tape down the skewer. Add several leaves along the way.

I Have Been Tagged
The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. No tag backs. 1. I laugh when I am nervous. 2. I blush.. A LOT 3. I was in the band.. clarinet. 4. Procrastination is my biggest downfall. 5. I sing to the top of my lungs when I am alone. 6. I hold a deep love for my friends even the ones I never met. 7. I worry too much about everyone. 8. Naturally I am an introvert. 9. I bite my nails. 10. I can sniff my upper lip..lol Ok U guys have been Tagged Dirty Skittles Griogal Sandy IslandGirl Jesus

Removing Friends
I have 1033 friends... I talk to a handful of them. In a couple of days im going to start removing friends one by one... If your going to talk to me, and wish to stay on my list LET ME KNOW, OR SO LONG.... Thanks for taking your time to read this...

Heres The Contestants! Do You See A Friend?
HERES THE CONTESTANTS IN MY GIVEAWAY. DO YOU SEE A FRIEND? SHOW THEM SOME LOVE AND HELP THEM WIN A HAPPY HOUR! IF YOU DONT WANT TO COMMENT THEM AT LEAST GIVE THEM A RATE! ANGI '¤£a$Ŧ ♠ oƒ Å ♠ D¥in ßŖΞΞd¤ DAN Sweet Cherokee Charles Loboshewolf GothicPrincess Ice DJ Dave $DJ BABY BOY$

Tag, You're It!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I love to travel. 2. I served in the Air Force. 3. I've been single for about 3 yrs. 4. I made my first jump from an airplane at 17. 5. I was injured in the service. 6. I sometimes grind my teeth. 7. I once raced motorcycles. 8. I drive a Jeep Grand Cherokee. 9. I have one brother. 10. I have been to almost every country in the world. I tag: ThAts HOt, SillyGirl, fallenangel, rednecklover79, Feisty Redhead

Ty Lauria :)
It's a Shadow Leveler's Birthday! ☺KatieBug☺Shadow Leveler☺Please sign my guestbook☺@ fubar You know how to spank that ass! Brought to your attention by: lauria ♥Shadow Leveler♥ Mistress to Hopeless Romantic@ fubar

Different Kind Of Drug Problem!!!!
DIFFERENT DRUG PROBLEM These words appeared on the internet and was viewed by many readers. Many felt it would be appropriate for ALOT of readers. The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a metamphetamine lab had been found in an old farmhouse in the adjoining county and he asked me a rhetorical question, ‘Why didn’t we have a drug problem when you & I were growing up?’ I replied, I had a drug problem when I was young. I was drug to church, drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the weather. I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults. I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie, brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, spoke ill of the teacher or the preacher, or if I didn’t put forth my best effort in everything that was asked of me. I was drug to the kitchen sink to have my mouth washed out with soap if I uttered a profanity. I was drug out to pull weeds in Mom’s garden and flower beds

The Lovely Sexy Ladies I Own !!! Check Them Out
OK OK .. so lately I admit I have been a little adicted to these auctions .. i bid like crazy and sometimes i win .. these are the girls i currently own and i will keep this updated as they move on or i own more ... NEWEST ADDITIONS FROM THE LIVE FUBAR AUCTION HELD IN MY LOUNGE XXX TABOO XX doppelgänger LiTTLE MiSS ViXEN♫SER♫Greeter/Promoter~RaW~☆NgC☆DJ Eternal’s Little Girl JUST A FEW OF MY OWNED GIRLS!!! THESWEETESTCOWGRLFIREFIGHTEREVER*** SOUTHERN SEX SYMBOLS ~*KissMeMt*~{owned by The Big Mike}~*~*{{Owned by AngerFedders}~*~* ..ღ.. Livin Life My Way ..ღ.. NEW ONES from Domking's Auction... ~♥~MommaTasha~♥~Fu Cherrie Bombers(OWNED BY ΤhΣ ßîg ΜîκΣ ) ~Sassy~Promoter4DDR*GothicSoldiersStalker*FU/GF2Tazman76692*OwnedByTheBigMike~ Angel Owned by *The Big Mike* `*~*`LIL Miss Military Brat`*~*`Sgt. Raider's Bad Girl

Yoga? For Mike Trash?
Ok a New year and new goals. It wasn't long ago, or maybe it was. When I had DDP (Diamond Dallas page) on the show. He talked about this great revolutionary thing called YRG (Yoga for Regular Guys) and he was talking how this low impact thing was being used by people like Kurt Angle, NFL Football guys, Lee Marshall and many others. I thought yeah but most of them guys are already Athletes. What about someone like me? He sent me the stuff but I was already on a diet and thought I am doing fairly well on my own, so I put it away. I lost a total of 80 pounds on my diet. Well as all diets go, I got stressed and put on about 30. so December 31st 2007 I put my Diet back in action and lost 15 at this point. Then I got an email from DDP about something amazing on his site. Being the curious fellow that I am I went to investigate. Then it hit me as my jaw hit the floor that this YRG has something to it. You need to watch this video Here we have a guy who is 5'8 and 297 pounds

My First Rate Contest
Okay no big fancy bulletin/blog here just asking for a few rates ...I entered a friends rate contest PARTY TIME and just need some rates..No bombing are anything any help is appreciated..Below is the link ... Just one rate is all I ask and I don't ask much lol TY

Subject? Idea? Help?
Some of you may have noticed in my blogs i am working on a book. With a new MuMM i just did, i asked if beyond my poetry if i should include more things. The overall responce was add it all. So What i would like is some help from those who read my blogs. I would also like to ask you to pass this blog on and ask them to respond to it as well. What i need is some ideas for Subject matter, or just ideas of things to write about. I may not use your ideas directly but they may help me to spawn new ideas to write on. So please comment and give me some kind of idea of what to write about, or make some kinda statement that might breed a thought for me. Recently i wrote a blog based off a MuMM and it spawned a idea that i ran with. I love my poetry and i have at this time my greatest inspiration from one person ever. However writing outside poetry, about my random thoughts on things, well that is a diffrent story, it takes outside influences for me to write about that kind of subject.

You Know U Wanna!!
WHO WANTS TO OWN THESE LOVELY PEOPLE IF YOU WANT JUST CLICK THERE PIC AND PLACE YOUR BID IF YOU DONT WISH TO BID THEN JUST DROP BY AND RATE THERE PIC HIGHEST RATED PIC WINS 150,000 FUBUCKS CLOWNIN PONYBOY1966 RICHFINK LAURALEI SWEETPEA FRAN3270 PATTIE KID SyN JUGGALO HAIR METAL MADMAN MRS T. SWEET AND SASSY BROUGHT TO BY AND THE HOST OF AUCTION PURPLESKY PROUD MEMBER OF THE INDEPENDENT FAMILY! WON BY LAURALEI@ fubar

Texas Gurls Do It Better
TEXAS: Ahem... So.. Um.. yeah... I read this, and thought I would reply... Hey... California listen up... Texas is where its at! - I too can wear sandals all year long... plus I can put on boots to stomp your toes and I won't even stick out. - You may be able to go to the "beach" instead of the "shore"... but can you go to the drive thru "Beer Barn?" What now surfer boy? - You're chicks aren't way hotter than ours... they are almost equal... and thats only due to silicone, saline, botox, lasers and hair dye... We have the real ones and they can beat yours up. - We're taught to say "Yes Sir" and "Yes Ma'am" and respect our elders because of it. We also say "Howdy" and "fixin" and "Yall" are pretty much recognized right away anywhere in the world :) We're famous - You may know what real cheese and avocados taste like... but I know what 100% Grade A Angus Beef tastes like. Who wants avocados and cheese when you can have steak and potatoes? - Haha... who do

I Love You
Love Love is a word of affection don’t you wish that’s making love Love is a word that is thrown around like a rag doll Oh I love you will you sleep with me Sounds real attractive huh That is not what love is Love is caring for some one So much That you would risk your life For there’s Love is not just a word But rather an emotion And Feeling So why don’t you think about that the next time you hear I LOVE YOU Oh yeah I LOVE YOU

Mom
I'm sorry I've disappointed youI done the best I could,and if I had the chance to do it overyou can bet that I would.I would live the same life that I did before,althought I would love you even more.You mean more than a mother to me,you are my friend and always will be.

I Want To Know You
I want to know the you That has not been introduced to anyone else. I'm talking about the you That you've been keeping to yourself. I want to know your most recent fantasy You know, the one that just tickled your fancy. I want to know each and every thought of me, So I can lay back and contemplate bringing them to reality. I want to know that spot That seems to be under so much stress. Because as a body physician, I have the answer It just needs to be caressed. I want to know if that same spot Was rubbed, licked and kissed, Would your mind ponder On what you might have missed. I want to know what makes you happy, What makes you sad, What makes you sigh And what makes you cry. If I have to take a dive, And explore the ocean floor, I'll find the deepest secret And bring it back to shore. I want to know, That no matter what we're going through Whether our lives are sunny or blue I want to know - do I have a friend in you?

Happy Hour Ty Ty Ty My Friends
Hi to all . I'm just back from one week at Holyday's house and i've sen that my giveaway was completed, so i want say a very special thank to all my friends and helpers on this giveaway. YU have to know that it is because i have friends like yu that i didn't delete my account when fubar had taken off all my points and fubucks recently it had really pissed me off coz i have hard worked on fubar since one year for 4 millions points reseted at zero. A big lot of yu aprreciate really my pics and i love yu for this, so i continue but my challenge was to become the first french godfather and now it's dead. My happy hour will be today at 6 AM fubar time it will be 3 PM here ad i want thank yu wiz rates during this HH send me shouts if yu want to be thanked i am afraid to forget someone (lol) yu were a big lot to help me in the giveaway ty one more time. I wish yu all a great day.

I Dont Know
my eyes cant cry anymore tears, you have broke me my heart, my inner being. im just driffting in life as a leaf drifts threw the sky, i dont no how much longer i can go, living this lie not wanting to be here not wanted by anyone just hoping to live the next day to see the sun rise once again and start this same lie over again.............

Longing For You Baby!!!
Come Home Soon Lyrics Artist(Band):Shedaisy I put away the groceries And I take my daily bread I dream of your arms around me As I tuck the kids in bed I don't know what you're doin' And I don't know where you are But I look up at that great big sky And I hope you're wishin' on that same bright star I wonder, I pray [Chorus:] And I sleep alone I cry alone And it's so hard livin' here on my own So please, come home soon (Come home soon) I know that we're together Even though we're far apart And I'll wear our lucky penny 'round my neck Pressed to my heart I wonder, I pray [Repeat Chorus] [Bridge:] I still imagine your touch It's beautiful missing something that much But sometimes love needs a fighting chance So I'll wait my turn until it's our turn to dance I wonder, I pray [Second Chorus:] I sleep alone I cry alone Without you this house is not a home So please, come home soon [Third Chorus:] I walk alone I try alone I'll wai

For Just A Day
For Just A Day by BlueWolf © Looking through my window Out into the night Silver moon glistening Through partly cloudy skies Stars dance and twinkle As clouds drift on the wind Ever moving onward Who knows where they have been They never stop to wonder Never ask the question why Yet they have looked upon such beauty As through the heavens they do fly Oh that I could drift with them Along their starry way Forgetting the worries Of this human heart At least for just a day...... ~~PLEASE RATE AND COMMENT THIS POEM~~

Southern Wife
A Southern wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood power, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn. She put his tally-whacker in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw. The banged up cheater was terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty damn saw, are you?" The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said...... "Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want."

I Am Me!!!
"I am Me. In all the world, there is no one else exactly like me. Everything that comes out of me is authentically mine, because I alone chose it -- I own everything about me: my body, my feelings, my mouth, my voice, all my actions, whether they be to others or myself. I own my fantasies, my dreams, my hopes, my fears. I own my triumphs and successes, all my failures and mistakes. Because I own all of me, I can become intimately acquainted with me. By so doing, I can love me and be friendly with all my parts. I know there are aspects about myself that puzzle me, and other aspects that I do not know -- but as long as I am friendly and loving to myself, I can courageously and hopefully look for solutions to the puzzles and ways to find out more about me. However I look and sound, whatever I say and do, and whatever I think and feel at a given moment in time is authentically me. If later some parts of how I looked, sounded, thought, and felt turn out to be unfitting, I can discard that w

Nsfw Photos..
who actually can say what is a NSFW photo...i have had 2 of my photos marked NSFW by some asshat...i for the life of me couldnt find what was so offensive...i see cleavage on here alot..and if i marked everyphoto i felt could even remotely be offensive..dont ya think we would be spending all of our time uploading photos to make e1 else happy...thats bull...im sure not here to impress anyone..and if people can rate others a 5 or 6..just cuz they think they wanna be honest..thats bull too..beauty is in the eye of the beholder i was always told...i know im not a 10..but when someone rates me a 10..it makes me excited..if its only for a little while...anyways..i cant for the life of me figure out why my 2 photos were offensive to others when i can say that all the skinny girls showin lots of cleavage is offensive to me...come on now...we need to be real and this is just a bunch of bull...so i just wanna know what the heck people are thinkin...if they get offended by some stupid cartoon pic

Better Than Sex Cake
INGREDIENTS * 1 (18.25 ounce) package devil's food cake mix * 1/2 (14 ounce) can sweetened condensed milk * 6 ounces caramel ice cream topping * 3 (1.4 ounce) bars chocolate covered toffee, chopped * 1 (8 ounce) container frozen whipped topping, thawed number of stars READ REVIEWS (525) * Review/Rate This Recipe * Save To Recipe Box * Add to Shopping List * Add a Personal Note * Post a Recipe Photo * Post a Favorite Food List * Create a Menu DIRECTIONS 1. Bake cake according to package directions for a 9x13 inch pan; cool on wire rack for 5 minutes. Make slits across the top of the cake, making sure not to go through to the bottom. 2. In a saucepan over low heat, combine sweetened condensed milk and caramel topping, stirring until smooth and blended. Slowly pour the warm topping mixture over the top of the warm cake, letting it sink into the slits; then sprinkle the crushed chocolate toffee bars liberall

The Polite Way To Pee
The Polite Way to Pee During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said: "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying: "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?" Sherman said: "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" Johnny said "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner." The teacher fainted...