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Broken
My heart bleeds and aches- Broken, unable to heal, Burnt by love, Lost in hope, Drowning in anticipation That one day this pain will fade, Away without a thought, Gone in a single day. It's just too much. Can't handle it anymore. Love is for fools. It breeds pain and hate. I’ll die alone Before it happens again. Never will I be broken. My mind is clear, My eyes wide open, Ready to face the day, Ready to begin, Ready for my heart to mend
Would It Put You Off?
if you were to meet a girl and later find out she had a child would it put you off going out with her?
The Wiccan Rede....explained
The Wiccan Rede : The Wiccan Rede comes in many shapes and sizes, from the long poetic version to the short eight word version which is the one which I have chosen to use here, it goes: An it harm none, do as thou wilt. This eight word statement comes down to this: Harm None. It may sound easy, but is indeed very debatable. Many people ask about how far reaching this law actually is, and I will attempt to answer that here by comparing it to the ten commandments of the Christian faith. The ten commandments go as follows: a.. Thou shall have no other gods before me b.. Thou shall not take my name in vain c.. Thou shall remember the Sabbat and keep it holy d.. Thou shall honor thy father and mother e.. Thou shall not kill f.. Thou shall not commit adultery g.. Thou shall not steal h.. Thou shall not bear false witness against thy neighbor i.. Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's house j.. Thou shall not covet
To All My Lc Friends Now Online
It is funny that more than half of my friends have nothing better to do on a Saturday night then play on LC. I just thought it was funny. Nobody have a date tonight?
Movie
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh. You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum. Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?
Need Subjects
Hi there as mentioned in my info i am somewhat of a freelance photographer well I am in search of women to take photos of. See I like to snap photos of women in the nude. Its not a pervertion mind you but I find that the naked female body is the perfect thing god could have created on this fucked up planet. Anyhow I would really like to take some pics and I haven't done it in awhile, I am very professional and am not afraid to try new things, poses and compramizing situations. You looks are unimportant cause unlike most men that shit don't mean anything to me. I have a few ideas i would like to try and I want to have a show someday so respond to this blog if you are interested.
Banana Walnut Pancakes
Fluffy pancakes flavored with mashed ripe bananas and chopped walnuts Cooking Technique:Saute Prep Time:20 Cooking Time:10-20 minutes Yield:4 servings (3 pancakes each) Ingredients 1/2 cup hot rice cereal, uncooked 1/2 cup all-purpose flour 2 tablespoons granulated sugar 1 tablespoon baking powder 1 cup fat free milk 1 medium ripe banana, mashed (about 1/2 cup) 1/4 cup (2 ounces) Egg Beaters® Egg Product 2 tablespoons Fleischmann's® Original-stick, melted 1/4 cup chopped walnuts PAM® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray banana slices, (optional) walnut pieces, (optional) maple-flavored syrup, (optional) Directions 1. Combine cereal, flour, sugar and baking powder in medium bowl; set aside. Mix milk, mashed banana, Egg Beaters and Fleischmann's in separate bowl until well blended. Add to cereal mixture; stir just until blended. (Do not overmix. Batter should still be slightly lumpy.) Let stand 10 minutes. Stir in chopped walnuts. 2. Sp
Hey Hey Hey
YAY my first blog on lostcherry. i dont know what to write but i did on anywayz.SO :P:P:P:P
Hey
hey watz up people?? lol this is way better than myspace but im still tryn to figure it out though.lol how do u add people to your friends?? so comment me backor somehtn
And Another.....
I stand upon the edge of the night, The edge that separates darkness from light, The light behind me welcomes me back, The darkness ahead of me, daunting and black I look on ahead to try and see, What is in front, my eyes fail me, This is it my time has come, To choose what I want, to be and become, Do I go forward to a life a new, I listen hard, to hear for a clue, Or do I go back to me as before, A lost wandering nobody, nothing more, Do I go and give myself up completely, Do I turn around, walk away discreetly, I listen to my questions and try to answer, The reasons I set forth to follow my master, Look for the future, become something better, Learn to control life letter by letter, I step forward for my own personal gain, I step forward to live again, I step forward to fly high above, More than this I step forward for love,
Purity Test
You Are 12% Pure You've been a very bad girl or boy... And you probably enjoyed every minute of it. How Pure Are You?
What Kind Of American English Do You Speak?
Your Linguistic Profile: 55% General American English 25% Dixie 15% Yankee 5% Upper Midwestern 0% Midwestern What Kind of American English Do You Speak?
Star Sapphire
Star Sapphire What might one find in the sun? A radiance of light that shines, A display that allows for clear view, A perspective of reality. So you may walk your chosen road with vision, But does this perspective hold you strong? Is reality all one may see? To believe you are without fantasies, a dream, A means to say your heart ceases to beat, But a dream awaits for those that seek it, To seek a wonder that is so distant is madness, Though the distance is only physical. Your heart cries to you to know what you see, A beauty that is beyond even the stars, A beauty so profound, stunning does not proper justice. This fantasy holds you in awe, How could such a fantasy be conceived? Does imagination run so strong to create utter chaos? A chaos of a one too good to be real? This dream is too grand and could not be real, But it can’t be, this is not a dream, Your fantasy walks, she is real, and the wonder of your senses is near, Though far from you she is near in y
What Part Of Fall Are You?
You Are Changing Leaves Pretty, but soon dead. What Part of Fall Are You?
Top 10 Texas Dumb Laws
10. It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing 9. A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. 8. It is unlawful for a person to consume an alcoholic beverage while operating a motor vehicle upon a public roadway, if the person is observed doing so by a peace officer. 7. The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home. 6. When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. 5. It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers. 4. You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times 3. It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a h
Bah
well today i slept til 4 pm lmao, something havent done in soo long. but yea it was cool. played some tibia, some halo, watch some tv. relaxed for once. gonna be goin to surgery with my mom next week cuz i know she scard.
Funny Quotes
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. ~ Woody Allen Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night ~ Rodney Dangerfield There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL. ~ Lynn Lavner Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope ~ Camille Paglia Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant. ~ George Burns Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. ~ Sharon Stone Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. ~ Tiger Woods My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch. ~ Jack Nicholson Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is. ~
My Results
You scored as Loving Eyes. When people lood at your eyes they see warmth, comfort, and love. They know who you like because your eyes drop off hints, but they know how much your secret means to you so they wouldnt tell him.Loving Eyes100%Happy Eyes83%Sparkle Eyes83%Caring Eyes83%Window Eyes67%Lonely Eyes50%Eyes Filled With Pain And Hate50%Hidden Eyes50%Hurt Eyes33%What Do Your Eyes Say To People (Pics)created with QuizFarm.com
A Poem I Written A While Back And Had Published On The Net
Love We where brought together by confidence, in a time of our life. We crossed paths with each other. Some memories move towards us,while others move away. But with a special someone,we seem to have a choice,for one of us has made an impact on the other, and our memories will live forever. This is what we call love, Just you and me.
Why I Do Things So Wrong
.Why is it I have this incredibly wonderful man who I love very much, but can't seem to make happy. I know I am not always the easiest person to deal with but I try. I don't think I show him how much I appreciate him and am glad to have him in my life, I try to tell but I guess that is not good enough. Right now I am going to school full-time and working so we don't get much time together, I need to know others way I can show him how much I appreciate him and the support he gives me and how much I do truly love him
Body Part I Am Attracted To
You scored as Penis. You are attracted to the: penis. You are a penis man/woman.Penis100%Boobs83%Abs/Stomach67%Face58%Butt50%What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics)created with QuizFarm.com
Is It Halloween Yet?
It's October one of my favorite months, everything changes. The smell of the air,the coolness ,and just the feel of everything. Halloween is one of my favorite holidays, dressing up and just getting to be more wierder than usual for one night. I can't decide what I want to be.. either goth up,a cop,vampire,hooker. Maybe a gothic hooker whos really a cop and vampire.Sounds fun, I can't wait for the candy too! Even though Im getting braces next week.. yeah it may end up being sucky at the dentist but I love this holiday and gotta celebrate. Happy early halloweenys people! Hugs n switches, Ash
Special Bond
This is a poem I got from a friend of mine. I hope it will touch your heart as it did mine. Special Bond A friendship is a speial bond; its a never ending circle that goes on and on. We've been through think and thin, we've created chaos and committed sins. this is how it has to be. You're gone and its only me. There's an empty space in my heart, but I promise we will never be apart. I know your're in heaven smiling down, and please put a smile on my face when there's a frown. Our memories we have created will live on and on. Because our friendship was a speial bond. No one will ever fill that space, and I know I can never see your face, but I have the good times and I have the bad. I know I will never be sad.
Going Down
Ok, I know it was a joke but the other day I saw a blog on blow job etiquite. It was basically people bitching about this and that associated with BJ's and then the man's rebutal about going down on a woman. For Pete's sake, do people really whine about this silly crap? Ugh! In my book, a person ought to just be grateful they have someone to go down ON. Period. I mean if it's not your thing then fine, whatever, but this is for people that actually do and profess to enjoy it. Why bitch about something that's supposed to be fun for both the giver and reciever? I can hang with the being grateful part...I always am...but the rest, well...what a load of crap! Especially the part where the guy was complaining about the taste and smell. Huh? Last time I checked, pussy tasted great! I think we have to keep in mind that felatio and cunilingus are arts, designed to give pleasure to our partners. To me, there's nothing more enjoyable as a lover than seeing and hearing my lady get pleasur
'what Is Your Seduction Style?
You are flirty. You find it easy to attract people because you are so confident. You also arn't bad to look at which helps. 'What is your seduction style?' at QuizUniverse.com
"hear What People Have To Say."
"Hear What People Have To Say." Answer This And Send It Back To Me. Post It On Ur Bulletin Without The Answers. You Might Be Surprised With The Results. Y = Yes N = No M = Maybe Would You? [_] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? [_] Slap Me? [_] Kiss Me? [_] Let Me Kiss You? [_] Watch A Movie With Me? [_] Take Me Out To Dinner? [_] Take A Shower With Me? [_] Take Me Home For The Night? [_] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed? [_] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions? [_] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me? [_] Let Me Make You Breakfast? [_] Tickle Me? [_] Let Me Tickle You? [_] Stick Up For Me Uf I Was Being Put Down? [_] Instant Message Me? [_] Greet Me In Public? [_] Hang Out With Me? [_] Bring Me Around Your Friends? Do You... [_] Think I'm Cute? [_] Want To Kiss Me? [_] Want To Cuddle With Me? [_] Want To Hook Up With Me? Am I... [_] Smart? [_] Cute? [_] Funny? [_] Cool? [_] Loveable? [_] Adorable? [_] Great To Be With?
No Pleasure Without Pain
Now it’s whipping time! I haven’t punished your nasty ass for quite a time, so get ready! Enjoy being tied up to this pillar? I bet you do. Feel the lash, you bitch! Your flesh reddens and that is really magnificent. I think I’ll just please your butt with some hot sticky wax. Imagine it’s my cum dripping down your buttocks, do you enjoy that? You look really perfect, my slut, bent over, tied up and with your ass whipped and waxed! He says as he lifts the whip once more
Bobble Head Sly
A Posessed Leg ?? (rotffff)
If ya havent smiled or giggled, get ready loool comments & ratings are always welcome & appreciated Huggs all & have a great day!!! Debbie
Thank You!!!
i think the contests on here are great for building networks of individuals on so many levels & thats exactly what the cherry is about!!!i think the lounges are getting outta hand and thats why in the real world they have licensing to limit oversaturation. but the point is that we are a free cyber-society & as such we deal with excesses! i really appreciate the luv evryone has shown me in the past and present, but i just dont have time for some things on here. i joined luscious epidemic's contest at the request of a very good friend not to win but to help! i joined the cherry royalty contest not to win but to bring a bit of notariety & acceptance to the juggalo community! there were also rumors abounding as to the relationship between sonny & myself. i wanted to show my lack of interest in the drama that so often riddles our meager lives in a place we come to tryin to escape the drama of the world outside the cherry! i have many friends that dont get along with each othe
Tag
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! i smoke i some times iamnot a good listner i have a short fuse a little messy at times i am not a very payient man i get mad i stay mad and i take it on people that dosent desevve it hot sexy bbw harlygal cathy babybkackrose madylee brokensin here is my blog try to send it to different people please leave comments
Thursday
Why is it that losing a drummer feels like someone died? We had the tightest little group and now we have to go through the whole process all over again. The human wonderbra is retreating into himself and leaving me to deal with the aftermath. Sometimes I feel like we're close enough to taste sucess and then it's just pulled away like the proverbial carrot. There's so many good bands out there especially here in cali but you have to cling to the hope that your band has something new, something untapped and speacial. I can't help but believe that, otherwise I'd just throw in the towel. Wrote 2 new songs this week...both thuroughly bathed in feminine angst and served up cold with a side of bitterness. Lovely...just fucking lovely.
God Sent For An Angel
For my Father-In-Law who just passed away on Tuesday. God sent for an angel On October 10th, A man full of knowledge, Of courage and strength. “Stephen, my son I now need you here, To watch after your loved ones While they shed their tears, You’ll now be their angel And be with them each day, You’ll hold their hands And show them the way, The way through their problems Their worries, their fears, You’ll show them hope For the rest of their years, You’ll share in their love Their dreams and their laughter, Their sorrows, their joys Their deaths and then after, You’ll meet again This is not a goodbye, You now have a new home With me in the sky, So to all of your loved ones He’ll be with you each day, I just needed an angel To help lead the way.” 10/14/06
Pregnant 2
well I told my parents today about me being pregnant they didn't say a word about justin which made me happy and my father told me that they are there for me every step of the way which I just sat there and cried about because I was so happy. Now I just hope I can carry the baby full-term I am hoping. Right now the baby is healthy and the cervix is strong I just have to start eating healthier and more vegetables and fruit. So wish me luck everyone. I will keep on updating you.
I'm Tired...
I'm tired of the lies I'm tired of the shit I'm tired of being me All I get is lies That's what I hate the most How can I be free When I keep getting trapped in these webs Webs of distorted facts and "truths" I'm tired of it I can't keep living around it Living though it I'm tired I want to just give up I do give up I'm so far gone I'm done I don't want to do it anymore How am I supposed to trust How am I supposed to love How am I supposed to live life Know that what I get is lies It hurts too much How can I How can I I'm so tired of this life My life I just never seems to be right... No one bother No one bother to care It's not worth it I'll drag you down too I hate lies I hate those who lie I dispise them with all my heart How can one lie to protect themselves? Or to just make someone else believe what they want them to believe To get what they want... It's wrong So wrong
About Me
Myspace Survey...Tell All!--Info--Name::Kimberly Jean Kelley Nicknames::Kim, Kimba, Babydoll Birthplace::Fridley, MN Current Location::Circle Pines, MN Hair Color::Whatever I chose Eye Color::Hazel Height::5'4" Weight:: Tatoos?::2 Piercings?::none Overused Phrase::Shut up --Your--Bedtime::When I fall asleep Best Physical Feature::My eyes Most Embarassing Moment:: Most Missed Memory::My ex First Thought When You Wake Up::I want to go back to bed Weakness::I'm too nice Best Friends::Jason, Penny, Karla Goal For The Year::Get what I want Greatest Fears::Dying in a plane crash --This Or That--Pepsi or Coke...:Pepsi McDonalds or Burger King...:McDonalds Hot Tea or Ice Tea...:Ice tea Chocolate or Vanilla...:Depends on what the food is Water or Milk...:Water Coffee or Hot Chocolate...:Both Hugs or Kisses...:Kisses Cats or Dogs...:Both
I'm For Sale
Here's the rules of Lost Cherry Adoption.... Put in the subject "i'm for sale" and see who wants to own you. The first person to send u a COMMENT sayin "I own you" owns you. It's that simple... P.S. repost cause it is funny and surprising to see who gets you first See who picks you P.P.S New rule added by the repostie, the person can only be owned for 1 week :) (repost of original by 'angel~lette~' on '2006-10-15 18:14:16') (repost of original by 'smokey1701' on '2006-10-15 18:31:19') (repost of original by 'sexii' on '2006-10-15 18:37:23') (repost of original by 'Tally Ho Boy' on '2006-10-15 18:43:28')
More Stuff About Me
***100 Nosey Questions*** by longtallsally28The BasicsName: WhitneyAge: 27Month of birth: JanuaryAny Siblings?: 2Parents still married?: divorcedOccupation: Deputy ClerkDo you like your job?: YupAny pets?: Boston TerriersHair color: Brown w/blonde highlightsEye color: BlueShoe size: 7Any Tattoos?: OneAny Piercings?: 5 holes in earsCurrent mood: HappyCurrent wardobe choice: T-shirts & JeansWhat are you listening to?: TVWho did you last speak with on the phone?: EmilyWhat do you currently smell like?: Coconut spray from Bath & Body WorksLast....Movie you watched: The BreakUpMagazine you looked at: PeopleThing you ate: HamburgerBook you read: ManhuntT.v. show you watched: Gilmore GirlsTime you cried: Last weekTook a shower: TodayGot a real letter (a.k.a Snail Mail): Last yrAte at a restaurant (not fast food): Tequila Tony'sCD you bought
Texas?!
What the hell is up with Texas and those crazy Texans?I mean to they make it seem like if you're from Texas its like flying down from some Godly planet of all awesomeness and those not from that Godly planet of all awesomeness can just rot in hell because they are obviously way cooler than us non-Texans. I hate to admit it but when I meet someone that says they are from Texas (they always will) I already have a sort of prejudice towards them if not for their overly over the top since of devotedness for Texas, its the fact that they are so cocky about it. Cockiness isn't even a good virtue to have, confidence yes, cocky no. Yeah ok Texas may not be that bad a place, I've been there for a few months, but its nothing special. Those religious types that try and convert everyone they happen to glance at are exactly what I think of when I hear a Texan trying to push his "Great State" down the throats of others. Its a State in the UNITED States of America, yeah that word united, crazy word
How Many Are There Of Me?
HowManyOfMe.comThere are:114people with my namein the U.S.A.How many have your name?
Wow, So Many Refer To Me!
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm BLACK, so I MUST have a big dick I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be ridin dirty. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST be a loser. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm BI so I MUST want to fuck every guy and girl i see I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pan
Webcam Chat Anyone ???
ANYONE INTERESTED IN A WEBCAM CHAT OR SOMEFUN LET ME KNOW I HAVE MSN AND YAHOO ... DAN.T
Ghost Stories
I had this posted on another blog a while ago and I saved them before I closed it out. So here they are I hope you all enjoy them. The reason I say that my town is near hell is because it has many strange things that has to do with the occult. A lot of people around her thinks they are no occult actives around her but the do. They are proof of this but I don't want to get into it for many reasons. But I will say this back in the 80's they were a drawing of a pentagram on a rock over the town so you could see it but most of the people thought it was done by some dumbass highschool kid. They are more that I wanted to write but I cant remember all the details but I will post it later, I have heard it from many people and it has always been the same. This happened to a cop when he was taken a prisoner to Franklin NC jail on Halloween (don't remember what year). Eddy Hardin was taken a prisoner to a different county on Halloween night. He took the prisoner through Wayah which is
10/21
Memoreis , important yesterday, were once todays treasuresand notice today
Low Self-esteem
by Bob Narindra One of the most problematic areas of a relationship is low self-esteem and its effects can be devastating. This is a problem that affects most people at some stage in their life but if it is not dealt with, it can destroy a relationship or at least make it impossible to get involved in one. The problem with low self-esteem is that it does not just affect the person who is insecure. It also affects anyone they are in contact with, be it family, friends or co-workers. If you or someone you know suffers from low self esteem, this article looks at a few of the possible causes of the problem and gives a few helpful solutions. Common Examples Weight/Body Shape Feel overweight or have the wrong body shape. General Insecurity Not good enough for their partner, feel inadequate or unable to be assertive. Race or Religion Insecure about race, color or religious background Station In Life Not earning enough Not getting promoted Out of work Lost job Caus
Im Sorry
This is to all of the guys in the world who can't accept girls for who they are: I'm sorry That I'm not enough of a slut to sleep with you on a first date I'm sorry That my ass isn't big enough to "satisfy" your needs I'm sorry that I'm not anorexic and skinny enough for you to see my ribs I'm sorry That I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl" I'm sorry That I'm not a Playboy model so I can't act like a porn star for you I'm sorry I don't have a dream body that turns you on But most of all I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry" If You're one of the few guys with enough balls to repost, and you would never make your girl feel this way, repost as "I appreciate you"
Ric-lo-x's Label
RIC-LO-X's label GREEN TOOTH ENT. CLICK THE IMAGE My boys Grave Plott are getting ready to drop there BRAND NEW album entitled "The Plott thickens". Read the flyer & also Click on the image. This album features Tech N9ne, Bigg Krizz Kaliko, Splice 1, Brotha Lynch & more Our Strange brother Tech N9ne is getting ready to drop HIS brand new long awaited album entitled "Everready: The Religion". This Album features guests such as E-40 & more. Click on the album cover. "When There's No More Room In Hell Volume I" Featuring RIC-LO-X, GRAVE PLOTT, WOLFPAC, Vanilla Ice, Playaz Lounge Crew, Q-Strange, Scum and many more. Click the image. CLICK HERE FOR MY GROUP A.I.D.S. TRACKS WITH KILLA C & LIQUID ASSASSIN Click on this & check out my boy VOICEOVER's myspace page
Makin Love
By "Precious" H. D. Remembering the last time we made Love Reliving each kiss you gave me Our bodies trying to match the other I don't want to miss a rythm don't wanna step out of sync So I close my eyes to think Our lips intertwine deeper and deeper The kiss is a shockwave of joy throughout my body You reach and caress my breast Never felt my heart beat so fast Wishing this feeling would only last Loving you and HOlding you tight Damn how I wish you were here with me tonight To feel you kiss my neck and go down to my chest To feel your lips..... As they caress my hips! A slight moan of joy you gotta expect! Tracing your body with my tongue Ohhh.. "not just yet; we still are not done!" Breathing so hard I whisper "I Love You" and give into Pure Ecstacy!
The Kind Of Car That Represents My Sexual Experience...
Your sexual experience is like a street racer You like to have fun all the time, and if hooking up is a consequence of that then so be it. You are very easy going and have a rocking life. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
A Poem I Wrote A Few Years Ago
All I Can Do it takes all I have to do what I do and all I can do is be me and no matter what I do, people will only see what they want to see bad things I have done and bad choices I have made but on every mistake or wrong doing, the price in full I have paid I don't ask for anyone to forget, just for some kind of a break just something to happen so a better life I can make not asking for an easy trip, not wanting a free ride something I can work hard at in which I can build inner pride life is a long, hard trip, a trip we all have to take with many paths and choices we have to make yet no matter what path I may choose to take or what I choose to be there is something that must be remembered, all I can do is be me Sheldon
Halloween Pix
TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND FANS..... I DON'T MIND IF YOU RIP THEM AND SEND THEM AROUND IN EMAILS. I AM COMFORTABLE IN MY OUTFIT AND MANHOOD....
Cherry Blast
Hi there everyone, I am new to lost cherry. Just wanted to make myself known. Looking to meet some new people, and have great conversation! Hit me up!
Woo Bloody Woo!!!!
it's that time that I would never expect to arrive. I'm kind of nervous, kind of excited, kind of scared *better write this down damnit!* But at the same time, I'm ready for the next phase of my life. I'm going to gang walk out DeVry into the real world. But I'll do it with the same Villainous, Cynical view that I have always looked at the world. I'll be hitting the hustle like a gangsta do. But yeah I'll have to wear a suit instead of my dickies and nikes. But you can dress up a G but still going to have that mind of a hustler. I'll be doing it as I always do things. Cold, logical and straight forward. Now it's time for me to make my money and say those word..I'M RICH BIATCH!!!! HONK HONK!
Today Sucks
Well after trying to get myself together after being upset about my sweet Arch Angell (Eddie) leaving for awhile my father calls me to tell me my grandmother passed away...Can't I catch a fucking break? I am pissed off at the moment and really not in the mood to chit chat with anyone now except for when he calls me. So if ya leave a comment and I don't respond right away thats why I am dealing with my family shit now. I will get back to you asap.If you don't understand this and too busy worrying about getting fucking points then go fuck yourself you'd be better off there are more important things in life than fucking points...and if thats the case then I suggest you get out of the house and get a fucking hobby or a new life. XOXOXOX T
Oral Sex
I'm posting Reno's guide to giving woman oral sex... I've been told by many a female that I give the best head they've ever received...This has come from women who are bisexual...as well...which is quite a nice ego stroke...I'm not trying to gloat...I'm just saying I've done my research and have applied many series of trial and error to try and get better and better at my favorite activity: Giving oral sex to a Woman... I've read many books...listened and read interviews on the subject...watched lots of porn...and of course...did my own tests and asked my own questions from several people...I've compiled...I think...a pretty good knowledge base on the subject...and now I want to share it here in the hopes that others may give good head also... I'm going to just start from the beginning and then just walk through how I would give a woman head... Ok...first things first...and some of these tips might sound obvious to some...but maybe not to others...Don't dive right in to
I Suck
I'm feeling a little predatory... Now my lovely readers, being my first blog, i will start this off right...Wicked is going to be completely honest with you, in life there are many talents I do not possess : I cant sew, I cant catch, I cant play pool, I cant make cool crafts the list goes on and on , in fact I even dance like a honkey white girl in the privacy of my own home. So at about this point you are probably asking yourself, why is she telling us this random bullshit? Well so Im going to give it to you straight; there is one talent I do possess, I can give a incredible blow jobs, and I enjoy it. So about now some of you are saying Which corner? How much? Sorry my friends this is a blog, not the erotic services on Craigslist. So why do I enjoy giving blowjobs here are some of the reasons: 1) I can set the pace, yes its his penis but Im the one sucking so I have options to vary my speed and style, and make it as quick or last as long as I wish. 2) Im in power, I mea
The Pope And The Stars
Dear Readers: Sad enough it looks like if my predictions made on the Art Bell show in April 1991 about the US going into a religious war is coming true. In this show Art literally screamed on the air due to the sensitivity of the topic and my direct announcement. Sad enough this show has been removed from the archives since then and luckily for me I am a good friend of Tom (George Noory's producer) and after a quick telephone conversation Tom assured me he would in time retrieve this important and unarguable prediction. I am saddened by the humongous amount of ignorance mankind is suffering by teaching, supporting, endorsing and following religious dogmas for the last two thousands years. In the process, the poisoned human psyche lost the real meaning of the truth and its direct relationship to the Universal Mind and its impact upon all living things on earth. When will the world realize that confining God to a Church, Synagogue, Temple or Mosk can only bring separation, ani
The 29th ~ Silver And Gold [costume Party]
Barely anyone dressed up but me and my.. well, we will call him my friend for now went all out We were silver and gold and we had a great time I posted a few pics in my pic section, but I thought I would share the entire night with you all I had a really great night..e ven if I was getting strange looks! Click on the thumbnails to see larger images
Aries And Romance
Aries and Romance Aries loves the hunt and will do whatever it takes to get the prize they want. The question in their mind will often be whether it's a prize worth keeping. Aries will take risks during the chase and would love the object of their affections to do the same. That give-and-take can keep things more than interesting and going for quite some time. There is no doubt that Aries is seductive and will prove hard to resist. Sparks will fly in this competitive pas de deux, and it's all the better where the Ram is concerned. A mental attraction for impassioned Aries is often the first step and the indicator as to whether things will progress. If things work their way down -- watch out! Once hooked, Aries loves strokes and tender caresses and a lover who will tell them that they are the best.
This Site Is Being Overun By People From Ct!!
That's what my retarded ass thought until I realized this site is now called Cherry tap, "CT".
What Is Your Perfect Guy/girl Comprised Of?
Kindness Kindness is most important in a boyfriend/girlfriend. You want someone who will go through everything with you - the best moments and the worst, and all of those other moments in between. You love to be able to say anything to your partner, and have them say anything to you. You are able to be extremely close with your partner for that reason. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com
Sweetheart's Prayer
So many things don't make sense No matter how hard we try. Sometimes we just let it go And watch our lives pass us by. But no matter what happens One thing will remain true, As long as I'm living I will always love you. No matter if we argue and fight And don't speak for a day, We'll be there for each other All along the way. I know I will love you Up until the very end, And I hope we'll be together Forever and ever... Amen.
True American
It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor! Only I don't see it as Humor, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE ! If you feel the same, pass this on to your True American friends. Ya'll know who ya' are... You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God." You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival." You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when someone prays. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an American flag. You migh t be a TRUE AMERICAN if
Pisses Me Off
It really pisses me off people sit there and beg for friends and when you try to be one send greetings and notes rate every picture and comment on them, just to show an act of friendship you never hear from them after. Well, I have decided to put an end to it. I will no longer rate anyone for any reason until they can prove there friendship first. Have a great day all. Don't be surprised if your name gets deleted off my friends list.
Only Here
for BElla.................
Here's The New Cherry Tap Cyber Marriage License.
Alright cherries. Here's the new cyber cherry tap marriage license for us to play with. Pick you favorite guy or girl and ask him or her to join you in Cherry Tap cyber marriage. You set the parameters or set none at all. Have fun everybody!!!!
What Do It Do?
how do i run this site? guess im slow at this stuff
Stupid Shit...
I ONCE PEED ON ANELECTRIC FENCE...I ENDED UP RUNNING ACROSS LOCATION WITH MY PANTS AROUND MY ANKLES AND MY CAPTAIN WINKIE IN MY HAND...
80's Heart Throb
Your 80s Heartthrob Is Bill Gates Who's Your 80's Heartthrob? OMG PLZ
That One Special Someone
there is always someone in someone's life that is very special to them. It is like the song from kenny chesney "you saved me" people always come and go out of our lives, we just never seem to realize how they somehow touched your heart, either in a small tiny way, or a very huge way. then there are people that we meet and it is a life lesson learned. we seem to take for granted the life we have, the lives we have around us. sometimes we dont sit back and look in the box and see what is actually going on. i have messed up on alot of things. lately i realized the people i know in person are very special to me. for a few examples: Todd- aggieranger- in his own way, he taught me it was ok to be playful, it was ok to have fun, and have your own down time. he still makes me laugh and smile when i talk to him. David- Pond shark hunter- i love him. he is just so much fun. he always makes me laugh and smile. and it is true. even tho you have done things a 1000 times, it still can
Cherrytap Takes Me Back To My Aol Days
'bout 10 years ago, i entered the worldwide web thru AOL. since i luv porn, i began to find all the porn pic trading chatrooms and i amassed a huge collection of pics as well as traded some away. on one horrifyingly memerable day, i received some child porn pics and when i made a comment in the chatroom about what the f**k i'd gotten, those muthfukaz said, "he doesn't know, does he?" the f**K i don't know! and i didn't want 2 know! i immediately jetted outta there and reported them to AOL's TOS department. it took AOL a few hours to shut the room down. i'll never forget that shyt! i hate child porn and child sex abuse. i hate them with a passion! but i digress... all the hardcore and softcore pics i'm finding here on cherrytap takes me back to those bygone AOL pic trading days. but there seems to be a big difference between then and now. back then quite a few people were faking, using amateur and professional pornstar pics claiming that those pics were them. from what i've seen s
The "older People" Survey
The "Older People" Survey (Meant to be completed by those ADULTS out of high school) Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids? 'Have you ever kissed someone?' 'Missed someone?' 'Told someone you loved them?' 'Drank alcohol?' Here are some questions for the people who are a little more mature...okay, OLD. 1. What bill do you hate paying the most? Electric...I live in Florida...can you IMAGINE? 2. What's the best place to eat a romantic dinner? Define romantic? Is that still in Webster? 3. Last time you puked from drinking? Geez, I think that's only happened once, maybe. I'm usually the DD. Drinking isn't really my thing. 4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar? Oh PULEEZZZZZZZZZZ!!!! lmao 5. Name of your first grade teacher? No clue! LOL I've slept since then! 6. What do you really want to be doing right now? Fishing with my best friend. Unfortunately, work calls! 7. What did you want to be when you were
Agile Learning
I am going on a course today called Agile Learning, I was asked lat last night what that meant and I must admit I was kind of stumped trying to explain. anyway will report more about it once I have been, I was asked to take two books one i have read one i have not, a pencil and a pen. I know the term agile is usually used when it comes to software development but dont know what it means when it comes to personal development. Anyway I hope I dont fall asleep at the back of the class I stayed up way too late again last night. I have a mind that wont switch off and this place leaves me a bit like a kid in a sweetshop everytime I got to leave I see something interesting like photos or blogs or whatever, I better get ready and find the books.
Her Homicide To Love Pt 2
Her Homicide to Love pt 2 She said. It was hard for her to open because of some other fool That did irreparable damage I am not damage control Nor will I stand trial for that or those knuckleheadz. If you can open your mouth at the buffet Dammit you can open it with me can’t you? The man you claim to love The one you claim to need You say you love me? You say you trust me. Trust is 90% of love I haven’t hurt you in this relationship I am very careful ‘cuz I know the history of the bums before me So I am gentle I am caring I am attentive But yet, you seem like a mute button is stuck On enable on your mental remote I was tentative to get close fearing this F#$k “war against the worlds” its war right here. I am losing the battle of the ex’s. @JoeFresh9/05
Good At Your Job ?
These are actual quotes taken from job performance reviews: 1. I would not allow this employee to breed. 2. This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more definitely a won't be. 3. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap. 4. When she opens her mouth, it seems it is only to change whichever foot was previously there. 5. He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle. 6. This young lady has delusions of adequacy. 7. He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. 8. This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. 9. This employee should go far and the sooner he starts, the better. 10. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. 11. Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching. 12. A room temperature IQ. 13. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it together. 14. A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
God Bless Them One And All
i want to thank all the service people out doing their duty. and i hope others will join me and thanking you for your personal sacrifice thank you, GMM1 US NAVY got out in 1992 after 12 years of service
Rememberance
In Memory of 202976 Pte Cuthbert Emmerson 1st/6th Bn. Durham Light Infantry Tuesday 9th April 1918 Ypres One of the thousands of soldiers who were killed, but their bodies were never recovered. They shall not grow old, as we that are left grow old. Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun, and in the morning. We Will Remember Them In Flanders Field By: Lieutenant Colonel John McCrae, MD (1872-1918) Canadian Army IN FLANDERS FIELDS the poppies blow Between the crosses, row on row, That mark our place, and in the sky The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard amid the guns below. We are the Dead. Short days ago We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow, Loved and were loved, and now we lie In Flanders fields. Take up our quarrel with the foe: To you from failing hands we throw The torch; be yours to hold it high. If ye break faith with us who die We shall not sleep, though po
Ninjas In The Streets & Malls
Naughty Love
Cocky?
your god damned right we are! but we can back it up, can you? CockyAdd to My Profile | More Videos
King And Queen Of Lc
Excerpts From My Book3
How Carrie did loathe this. To be treated only as a piece of meat. Carrie knew that I love her for her. I loved her for her pure childlike heart. For her inner beauty as well as what was on the outside. This always gave her a radiance and beauty that even the heavenly angels themselves stood in awe of. But you! You chosen few who chose to make her life and her livelihood a living hell. You I blame for her death! You were the ones who called and showed up to get her upset to the point of depression. The ones who got her so upset as to the point of being careless. The ones who made my Carrie lose all hope, no matter how hard I tried to reassure her. I’ve come to conclude that once hope is gone, we are no longer human. We become something that merely tries to survive on sheer instinct. This race never actually developed to homosapien from Neanderthal – we are still there. We strive to contradict today what was religiously upheld yesterday. Yet we still conside
Donkey Kong
My Journey
As I sit in the Dark Waiting for a Spark A tear streams down my face Looking for another place A Life of torment & pain Nothing will ever be the same Running scared My open soul bared Where does my journey begin Where does my journey end The only place I have left to look is within A place I have never been I pray to the Heavens Above To please fill me with love Get me through another day Please don't let me walk astray Keep in a straight line And I know, then, I will be fine The journey has begun It will never be done I keep my past close at heart Even though it tore me apart But without it, I wouldn't be me However, I will be set free
Sway
Personality Type
Christmas/ Birthday
I swear christmas is the worst/ best time of the year for me. Worst cuz I have to dish out extra money since my son's birthday is 2 days later. That's right Dec 27th. So I spend more around this time of year then most of you, just on one person. It's the best time of year however cuz it's my son's birthday. He's my whole life and I love him, and celebrating his birthday is so much fun, not only cuz I get to see the look on his face for opening more presents, but because I get to hold him a birthday party with all my friends and their kids, or their lil bro's or sis's. I don't know about the rest of you, but I miss being a kid and playing stupid party games. So when his birthday comes around. The entire party joins in the games adults, kids and all!
Just Like You...
My Pics Stash
i ran out of photo space on this page so a lot of the newer graphix i make r gonna be in my stash
Cold Weather
damn is it getting cold up here.bloody snow i wanna go some where,dont know where yet,but am thinkin on it,cuz am on holidayz from work.down south maybe,go party with my cuz in italy,show them down there how we canadianz like to party eh!(chaaaa)yea just thought i'd complain about this cold shitty weather,stay kool all ya awsome cherriez.laterzzzz(eh)
Whew What A Day So Far
the positives -I've gotten some Christmas shopping done today, probably the earlier I've ever shopped for Christmas before. Thank God for credit sometimes. -I kept a promise to myself today regarding a gift I created that I wanted to make two months ago - I'm glad that I'm able to go ahead and do it and I hope it will be viewed as a priceless thought. the negatives -A .com I wanted is taken for another year. Now I have to decide if I go with the simple .net or with a new name all together. I'm so disappointed but maybe something new will come out of it - maybe I can keep my plan or will have a even better name instead. Something I will be thinking about, the mission is not over ;). -My great-grandfather has been in the hospital for two long days - and will be for at least a week before he comes home to live with us. :( The positive? At least his stalker can't bother him (yeah you read right). Hopefully tomorrow will be better, considering everything that has happ
Lack Of Sex
I haven't had sex in two weeks, and I'm DYING!!!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!!!
About Pagan Mysticism
A mystic seeks ecstatic union with the divine. In Christian, Hindu and other traditions, mystics live austere lives, rejecting the needs and joys of the body to achieve their purposes. For pagans, our mysticism is experienced through the senses and super senses. We embrace physical reality as the visible, tangible expression of spirit and seek oneness with Goddess, alive in her creation -- where world and self are sacred.
If Oj Did It? Wtf Do You Mean By "if"
The Fox network is pouring dumb fuel of the fire of stupidity. “OJ Simpson: If I did It, Here’s How It Happened” shows how stupid and desperate network television has become. Can an entire network jump the shark? What is Fox thinking when it decided to air a show with OJ Simpson talking about how me might have killed Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman? There is no “if.” OJ Simpson killed Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman and he got away with it, criminally speaking. Sure he was convicted in a civil trial but that only left him living the high life in Florida off his pensions. Sure he had to buy a new pair of expensive leather gloves…but come on, the guy is innocent and suffering (and golfing). A more interesting show might have been the LA District attorneys talking about how OJ might be in jail had they been competent prosecutors. A more interesting show might be interviewing the jurors who could discuss what they might have done had they half a brain. Even bet
How Evil Are You?
You Are 18% Evil You are good. So good, that you make evil people squirm. Just remember, you may need to turn to the dark side to get what you want! How Evil Are You?
Today Is A Gift, (poem)
TODAY IS A GIFT (The Present) Lenora Love Whiteside - Get Your Own This is the Day the Lord has made Rejoice and be glad in it. God gave us this Day as an Awesome and Wonderful Gift What you do in it is up to you Whenever someone care enough to Present you with a Thoughtful Gift It make you feel good inside your Spirit it makes you smile. Isn't God -- Good to us? He Bless YOU all day long And after Midnight He bless us with a brand new day Today is a Gift, That's why it's called the Present!" Stock Trading | Video Hosting | Funny Videos | Secrets
I Blame You
I Blame You Life full of disappointments, Layers of Bricks are there that form a wall I Blame You When Roads take wrong Turns that lead to Endless bitterness I Blame You Strife, Anger & discouragement Shadow the light that is Within ones self I Blame You A Realm where nothing exists, A dead place, Lost Under the surface I Blame You Life with no meaning, Emptiness, cold as Ice I Blame You Time goes by, Life Moves On, and Change comes To be I Blame You Eyes that Gleam, Smiles turned To Laughter, Soft touch Oh so gentle I Blame You Warmth replaces the Coldness That exist, A Glimmer of Hope in the distance is Seen I Blame You A sense of belonging emerges From deep within, A Flicker Of Peace and happiness Is Felt I Blame You Calmness pours over the soul Comfort of knowing all Is not in despair I Blame Y
Im New So Help!
So I dont know much about this site so help me out... Im into Myspace myself but im giving this a shot...
My Poem
I would love to close my eyes and become like peter pan and we could hold hands and sit on top of the world on the clouds and watch the sun go down and fly over the ocean waves we never grow old and we can live in a dream
Help Me
DAMMIT...I'M SO FREAKIN' MAD!!! I GOT ARRESTED TODAY FOR POSSESSION OF OVER THE LEGAL LIMITS OF GOOD LOOKS. THEY'RE HOLDING ME AT THE STATION, SAYING THAT ONLY A SEXY PERSON CAN BAIL ME OUT. SO...YOU COMIN' OR WHAT?!? SEND THIS TO YOUR SEXIEST FRIENDS...INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU (IF YOU THINK THEY'RE SEXY OF COURSE *WINK*). IF YOU GET THIS BACK AT LEAST TEN TIMES IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE SUPER SEXY
What My Birthdate Says About Me...
Your Birthdate: January 24 You understand people well and are a natural born therapist. A peacemaker, people always seem to get along when you are around. You tend to be a father or mother figure to friends, even to those older than you. You enjoy your role, and you find that you are close to many people. Your strength: Your devotion Your weakness: Reliance on others for happiness Your power color: Lilac Your power symbol: Heart Your power month: June What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
Follower
beauty lies deep will you ever forgive and forget i know you meant well but you became just like them a follower when i need a leader a man with his own mind who can print out the headlines who can beat up software tapes and dangerous curves drown out your hands beauty betrays will you ever become the center piece i know you meant well but you just lied and pleaded to give yourself away a forfeit when i need a leader a man with a brain who can print out the headlines who can beat up the words i throw at you and fight off the urges my curves give off drowning in my blood my grief my pain my love it wasn't easy. I survive Baby.....
Getting Into It
New Here To Cherrytap. Kinda Like It It Has A Mix Of Facebook And Myspace. Im Tryin To Get Familar With It All.... Its Come'n Along... Wish Me Luck
Chest... O.o
yay for waking up at 4:15 in the morning with the chest thing. yay for screaming for ten minutes and no one hearing you. yay for finally get the owwie-be-gone (don't know the name of the pill) once its already gotten to the real bad part. yay for the person I wanted to talk to signing off a few minutes before I calmed down and was able to come back. My dad heard me screaming. Thgouht I just wanted water or soemthing. Until I started to cry then he started scareming for my mom too. haha. My mom got me my pill went back down stairs and I layed in my position I always lay in when it happens. On my back. Left leg straight right leg bent up. Started to work. Then stopped and went bad. Started to cry again. Dad yelled "Can't you give her a hug?" so mom came up and sat with me. And I didn't notice till after but my sister came in too to sit with me. Charlie too. But all he did was lick my leg. This is more of a self refferance thing... I'm supost to keep track of them. But
Where Would U Be
WHERE WOULD YOU BE: IF - YOU HAD ALL THE MONEY YOUR HEART DESIRES? IF - YOU HAD NO WORRIES? IF - YOU CAME HOME AND THE FINEST MEAL IS AWAITING YOU? IF - YOUR BATHWATER HAD BEEN RUN? IF - YOU HAD THE PERFECT KIDS? IF - YOUR PARTNER WAS AWAITING YOU, WITH OPEN ARMS AND KISSES? SO, WHERE WOULD YOU BE? HELLOOooo!!!!!!!!! YOU'D BE IN THE WRONG FUCKING
Hiyas Peeps
Hiya all just wanted to drop a line to all you out there sayin thanx for the love and lets keep it going....
Words Women Use
This was sent to my mom (year of the dragon) by her friend Reapers Revenge! It is absolutely hilarious...and deserves a read!! I know that I think this way! words Women Use: 1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut the f*** up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Do It and DIE! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of noth
I'm Sorry
Ok so I've managed to disappoint the one person who treated me with respect, and showed me all the love they could...this person is simply amazing and the only reason I stayed around the site this long and with out there friendship I have nothing here but a bunch of sex starved porn fanatics, so tomorrow I'm done and I'm deleting everything. I'm SORRY :( ..............Goodnight
To My Master!!!
I have always felt like I have never belonged anywhere. Everywhere ago my questions answered with a cold dark stare. A desperation so vast can't be described with words alone. I needed companionship and acceptance mostly I needed a home Then one day I found you smiling and cheery hiding your pain I felt you were special right away and found much to gain. I met someone who made me feel like I was sweet and kind. That someone was you and we will be together for all time. I love you more than life itself and you gave it meaning. Unlike before my emotions flow out constantly streaming. Without you I was lost but now I am found. Your smile alone makes the world spin around. I found a home finally a home with you. I would rather it no other way no matter what or who. You are my one true love. I love you so much.
Caffiene
Please As My Friends Be Here For Me Ok
id love to keep our contacts alive
I Need Opinions, Even Answers
As a woman, do you trust other women? And as a man, Do you trust women? The only reason I ask, is because I know more than a handful of sneaky,sneaky females that, are just cut throat, heartless, vendictive beings. And knowing what is said about friends behind their backs...WOW!!
What Sexual Activity Will You Got To Jail For?
Arkham will go to jail for ... Making lewd ginger bread men and giving them to carolers at Christmas 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com hehehehehe!!!!!
Lies Lies Lies What's The Point??
Isn't it funny how people who claim to be your friend or care about you will believe others lies and b/s Why not go to the person and ask them straight out? Is it too much work?? If it is then you never really cared. If a person can believe without question someone elses lies and not see the motive behind it then it is their loss. You lose a person who is truely what they claim to be, honest, loyal, caring and very loving. Seems to me those are quailities I would cherish in a friend, partner and lover. Wouldn't you??? But some people choose to believe the word of somone else.....I just don't get it.
Twas The Night Of Thanksgiving,
TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING, BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP. THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED - THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION, THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION. SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE FULL OF GOODIES GALORE I GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES, PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES. I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND, 'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND. I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING, AND, A HANDFUL OF PIE BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES, HAPPY EATING TO ALL; PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP, MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP, MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS, MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE, MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING
Letter To My Father
I hated you as a man...I hated you even more as a father...You never once made it apparent that you even loved me...I was your only flesh and blood creation and you treated me shit (Dad)...Don't think that even though you have been dead for 6 years...that I still don't resent the way you treated me as your kid...I don't care that the alcohol was more important to you...The only thing that makes my anger so real and true is that you took in some money grubbing...over possesive whore...and you treated her and her daughter with more respect than you did myself...I never did you any wrong...yet I wasn't part of your life...Why the fuck didn't you just disown me when I was a child...that way we could have avoided any of the problems...But you had to drag my ass around for the ride didn't you...You were a pathetic human being...a fucking waste of my time...I wish that I never knew you...I would have been better off... So growing up without you being around Dad...I was left out of a lot of
Friends & Love
I continue to put myself out there and show there is more then just hate.. But at the same time I still can not penetrate why I am always so late.. I have true friends that I know that care. Then I have those that act like test me if you dare.. If you are a friend you're a friend for life.. Unless you're not willing to sacrifice. Its know fact that once all goes wrong.. You turn around and hurt the ones that been with you all along.. Is this is why love is so hard?? To find cause those that have been given it don't want it or just want to shy away from it. Or they just don't know how to embrace it.. So now it comes a time when you turn your back on those that seem to be the ones stabbing you like it's an everyday fact. So you walk toward the door with out looking back. My life has never been peaches and creams full of disappointments and a lot of dreams.. Dreams that I follow cause its food for my heart.. Even though I get like fifty darts. I embrace those around me and shield the
Fucking Horny
Is it really too much to ask that some one some where in the us would want to have phone sex with me ... i mean really im a decent looking guy, i am married but i am very discreet i always delete the number my wife has no access to the phone records and id like to think im pretty damn good at it ... also if anyone is in the orlando area i recently lost my back up fuck so id love to meet some new people give me a shout if anyone would like to get to know me better ... although i have no friends i am interested in making some ...
How Are You In Bed?
You scored as Sex God. You are a master at sex. You make your partner weak in the knees, and you know it. You've had the practice, and you've read the books, but don't get too cocky (pun intended) or you'll get put into place.Sex God95%A Romantic60%A Slave To BDSM58%Virgin0%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
Seriously...
where are all the hot cross dressing men... I need a date... hahaha DA ^V^
Ladies, Imagine If You Will
As you stand at the counter, i slip behind you, snaking my arms around your waist, caressing your stomach lightly as i softly kiss the side of your neck, my lips lightly nibbling your soft skin as your hands slide over mine, caressing the backs of mine. You press back against my chest, feeling the curves of your back against me as my arms tighten around you. Slowly i nibble up the side of your neck, your head turning slowly, our lips meeting in a tender kiss, slowly turning your body around in my arms, your breasts pressing firmly against my chest as we move back, your ass pressing against the counter. You press your hands to my chest, feeling my heartbeat beneath your palm as our kiss deepens, my fingers gently caressing the small of your back, the tips dipping in and out of your waistband, slowly untucking your shirt.Our lips part as you look deep into my eyes, a pixie grin spreading across your lips as you begin to pull my shirt up my body, over my head tossing it to the side, my
Hell (remember These Are Medfords) Writen 12/23/97
Red fire burn durning the night Crying out where no one can hear you Screaming for help, no one comes, No one hears No one cares Down below where you been force to go The only person or thing that can hear you is the devil The devil had send the forces of evil to take over and take your life Hell Red Flames starts at you r feet YOu scream but no one hears no one cares you scream louder and louder Until you are gone, dust You have burned in hell And there is nothing you can do anything about it You are gone forever
George Carlin's View On Aging
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key. You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life you become 21.. Even the words sound like a ceremony . . YOU BECOME 21. YEEESSS !!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before yo
Contest
COMON GIRL i WILL BE STARTED THE CONTEST IN 1 MORE DAY SO PLEASE SEND ME THE PIC OF YOU IN A BAKINI OR BATHING SUIT ANY ONE YOU HAVE I WILL TAKE CUZ I WOULD LOVE TO SEE WHO WINS I THING IS WOULD BE FUN AND YOU CAN GET MORE POPUALRITY AND GET MORE FRIENDS SO AND WEN A CONTEST AND GRAG ABOUT IT SO WELL PLEASE YOU PEOPLE WITH BAKINI'S OR BATHING SUIT LET SEE YOUR PICS I WILL TELL YOU IF YOU WIN I WILL SEND YOU A PIC OF A TOPHY AND UNDER IT THE CONTEST YOU WON ON YOUR SITE SO YOU CAN POST IT ON YOUR SITE TO SHOW EVERY ONE YOU WON THE CONTEST PLUS I WILL SEND YOU GIFTS THAT WILL VERY ON WHAT I GET DURING THE CONTEST SI IF PEOPLE ARE KIND YOU WILL END UP WITH A PRETTY BIG GIFT CUA IT EILL BER A PERCENTAGE OF WHAT I GET FROM THE CONTEST I WISH I COULD GIVE CHERRY BUCKS BUT I AM NOT ABBE TO
All That Is Cool
4th Jun 2006 1:44 AM What up dawgs? been up to a suprising amount of stuff sitting on this little island. a suprising amount to do, so thought i would leave a little taster of what i have been upto as im sure you are all dying to know. As you can see from new profile pic, did indeed go scuba diving, whihc was amazing. saw a completely new world, had geat visibilty, loads of fish and just such crazy stuff i had no idea even exsisted. slighty soured by the fact i had some trouble equaliing pressure in right ear so couldnt go down that deep, was still great though. loads of bumming around on the beach, some snorkling and loads of readng, glad i picked up a fat 1000 page book while in bangkok. Another day went down to the shooting range on the island, let of a few rounds form a .45 and then an AK which was alot of fun, but very expensive, paul got hit in the face with ejected casing which was funny, and even went bowling and saw Xmen 3 (nice to indulge in some normal activitesd
Hmmm...kinky....me??????
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Are There Any Real Women Out There?
ARE THERE ANY REAL WOMEN OUT THERE! WHO'S NOT IN TO GAMES, AND KNOWS HOW TO TREAT A GUY THE WAY HE'S NEEDS TO BE TREATED? IF SO (IM) ME BACK OR WRITE ME BACK AND TELL ME?. I'M SEEING IF THERE'S ANY REAL WOMEN THAT KNOW'S HOW TO TREAT A MAN AND LOVE THAT MAN WITH OUT USEING HIM!. NOT ALL GUYS WANT SEX OR MONEY? OR DO THEY HIT THERE WOMEN?. WHAT A GUY WANT'S AND NEED'S IS SOMEONE WHO'S THERE FOR THEM WHEN THEY NEED YOU, SOMEONE WHO LOVE'S THEM AND TRUST THEM, AND ALWAYS BY YOUR SIDE. I CAN GO ON ABOUT WHAT A REAL MAN WANT'S? BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M ASKING AT THIS TIME!, I'M LOOKING FOR THOSE'S REAL WOMEN WHO CAN TELL ME WHAT IT TAKE'S TO LOVE AND RESPECT THAT REAL MAN?? NO GAMES HERE. SO IF YOU THINK YOU ARE THAT REAL WOMAN HIT ME BACK AND TELL ME YOU KNOW WHAT IT TAKE'S TO LOVE AND RESPECT THAT MAN... YOUR'S TRUELY!!! SXYGUY4U77
Cutest Kid Contest
Trying to enter my daughter in contest
Starbucks Hoax
Tim Hortons brings a taste of home to troops in Kandahar First outlet opens at a deployed mission OTTAWA - Troops serving in Kandahar, Afghanistan, received a taste of home Canada Day morning when the Canadian Forces Personnel Support Agency (CFPSA) officially opened the first Tim Hortons outlet at a deployed mission. At 10 a.m. Kandahar time, (1:30 a.m. EST), men and women of the Canadian Forces, along with military from other nations, joined CFPSA Chief Executive Officer (CEO) Major-General Doug Langton, Commander of Task Force Afghanistan (TFA) Brigadier-General David Fraser, and Tim Hortons Director of Business Development Doug Anthony on the Boardwalk at Kandahar Air Field (KAF) for the official opening ceremony. Gathered around the 40-foot trailer for the ribbon cutting, troops were treated to words of encouragement, appreciation, and Canada Day wishes while enjoying coffee and donuts. “This is about serving you as you continue to do the outstanding job Canada asks of you,”
Little Essay (more To Come)
The world exists in two forms of order. The natural, or coincidental order, that which is defined and restricted by the laws of science, laws which give little under variation of circumstance, which are rigid and strict, such as the law of conservation of energy. All energy lasts forever, it merely changes form when necessary or allowable. All energy is capable of acting on and joining with other energy to aid in change and adaptation. Change is natural and inevitable, due to existence not being uniform. The other form of order is the affected or complimentary order these are the laws of nature that are not uniform within all circumstances. These kinds of order can be affected by beings and energies by exerting their will to change the circumstances. This being the basis for magickal working, focusing the will to achieve an end outside of the limits of ordinary function. Within these orders exists the fundamental energy. All knowledge and will is contained within this energ
Life
LIFE IS SHORT LIFE IS SWEET LIFE CAN BE LONG LIFE CAN BE SAD These sayings are true my friends for Life is many things to many different people For as we travel yet again The wheel of the year almost has come to an end The Holidays are upon us Yes we celebrate life This time of year In with the new out with the old Ah Life So as we hustle and hurry about Remember this no matter what Holiday we celebrate Life rolls along Just as the wheel of the year rolls on Life rolls along as well Not even caring if we are here For we are but a small part of its many parts Yes Life is grand so Celebrate it! Here’s to you my friends new and old alike We survived yet again another year! ENJOY IT! CELEBRATE IT! BE OF FINE CHEER FOR HERE WE ARE YET AGAIN TURNING ALONG WITH THE WHEEL OF THE YEAR! ENJOY WHATS LEFT OF THIS ONE FOR SOON A NEW ONE WILL APPEAR! AND WE START IT ALL OVER AGAIN! Caty
Jacks View Of Womens Flaws
and this: >> One Flaw In Women >> >> By the time the Lord made woman, >> He was into his sixth day of working overtime. >> An angel appeared and said, >> "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" >> And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? >> She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, >> have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable >> and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, >> have a lap that can hold four children at one time, >> have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a >>broken heart >> -and she will do everything >> with only two hands." >> >> The angel was astounded at the requirements. >> "Only two hands!? No way! >> And that's just on the standard model? >> That's too much work for one day. >> Wait until tomorrow to finish." >> >> "But I won' t," the Lord protested.< BR>"I am so close to >>finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. >> She already heals herself when she is sick >>
Hate
what have you done to me? a dark black shadowy cloud of blood as memories scream. once we drank of bliss, untainted and hand in hand, but your heart perished. a deadened pool of blood - tears follow hate, follow death, love left to die. in a storm of sorrow, i hate you.
X-mas
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And So It Goes On.
To all of new friends..yes it goes on....An hour later and he still wants me to come over. He said he is sick...so I asked him if he needed a shot..a shot pussycilian....lol. We are flirting like crazy on the phone but, I just cant go..my body is saying yes but my heart...didnt know I still had one..is saying not yet...I dont know what to do...he said he would leave the door open for me. I think Iam going to wait it out till this weekend. I need some advice...but here is an anwser to a good question I got earlier tonight. Question: If he was a stranger in a crowd would you still feel this way, all hot and stuff. Answer: Oh yeah..even after all these years Iam still breathless...for me that feeling NEVER left.
Plz Vote For Me
Im in the best Christmas Tag Contest, Please go and bomb my picture with comments Thanks you know I'll do the same for you
How To Shower
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown If you see Husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint-conditioner. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes Until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with a towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super
Virgin Cherry...
So i wanna know everything about cherry tap, somebody help me, i'm not what you would call a techie, so anyone out there feeling like letting me know how it goes i would greatly appreciate it!!
Extravagnza By Jamie Foxx
Old Love
A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind Catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to earth. He tries this a few more times with no success. All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window, Muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything. She opens the window and yells to her husband, "You need a piece of tail." The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, "Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite."
Wanna See More Of Me????
Hey Guys!!!!! Thank all of you for all of the amazing comments and ratings. I hope that you are all enjoying what you are seeing on my page!!! I've had a great turn out with views on my private pics so I hooked up with the creator of www.bubbleyumgirl.com and I'm going to be featured on the site. We're also working on getting my own private site up and running.... SO, if you like what you are seeing here... then come check out even more at.... www.4kev.com There's not much there now, but more will be added soon... including videos!!!! So, I'll keep you posted. Anything special you'd like to see on the site???? Message me and let me know and it'll be added!!! Anything for my fans!! Wanna chat?!?!?!?!? AIM: cbrowneyedgirl13 MSN: dheerajtina1118@hotmail.com Yahoo: want2play6917 Love you guys....MUAH Tina
December 2nd - 8th
Washington, D.C. is going to be smoke free. You won’t be able to smoke anywhere in D.C. The one exception is federal buildings. You know how this happened? Force of habit. All part of, "Do as we say, not as we do.” The House Ethics Committee has found that Mark Foley didn’t do anything illegal. They said it was willful ignorance, but he broke no law. What law? The Cardinal Bernard Law? Who was the head of this committee? Michael Jackson? Today the Christmas tree at the White House blew over. It was leaning too far to the right. Have you put up Christmas lights? People here in Beverly Hills get a little crazy. This one house has a live nativity scene out on the front lawn. Baby Jesus is being played by Gary Coleman. The Seminole Nation is going to purchase the Hard Rock Café chain. It’s now going to be called the "Hard Like Rock Café”. CBS has a new reality show coming out called "Armed and Famous”. Celebrities are going to train to be in law enforcement. Celebrities
It's A Shame
WELL... WHAT CAN I SAY? JUST... READ THE LETTER AND THINK ABOUT IT... REALLY...IT'S A PITY... I TRANSLATE THE LETTER TOO... There is a place where there is no the Sun, Just pain Without goes behind, not direction You have to fight. Not, they have not grown and already they have value They have not lived and die for mistake And his game it destroys the fire, they are children. Who put in your hands hatred of gift, Who with so many ire hurts you Since the innocence could turn in destrucion. Who will have stolen the world from you in a shot Who put price to your life, How the conscience lives with so much pain, Say me who since and why, soldier of paper Of lead they are not, His skin is real Thousand and one caeran Not, does not import the age They will suffer It is one more bullet. Not, they have not grown and already they have value They have not lived and die for mistake And his game it destroys the fire, They are children of the fear.
I Have A Video Of My Cat Vs My Dog
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To All Lady Friends, Guys Pass On To You're Lady Friends!!
Attentions Ladies (Please Read) (thanks Opaline) Body: Heads up everyone! Please keep this circulating... > >You walk across the parking lot, unlock your car and get inside. You >start the engine and shift into Reverse, and when you look into the >rearview mirror to back out of your parking space, you notice a piece of >paper stuck to the middle of the rear window. So, you shift into Park, >unlock your doors and jump out of your car to remove that paper (or >whatever it is) that is obstructing your view. When you reach the back >of your car, the car jackers appear out of nowhere, jump into your car >and take off. They practically mow you down as they speed off in your >car. And guess what, ladies? Your purse is still in the car, and if they >see your home address and have your keys, your home is now compromised! >BEWARE OF THIS NEW SCHEME THAT IS NOW BEING USED. If you see a piece of >paper stuck to your back window, just drive away , remove the paper later >and be than
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::gasp:: Really? What A Surprise!
You scored as Bondage. Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings.Bondage100%Biting100%Whips100%Blood83%Chains/Handcuffs50%Blind Folds33%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com
Sometimes
it just doesn't matter......
What A Week Of Brews...involving A Criminally Bad Elf, A Lump Of Coal, And Santa's Butt?? Wtf??
Okay, so where were we, that's right, just had a nice burnt sack ....of christmas presents, poor Santa *snicker*, but alas Santa's in for more WTF goodness as we peruse further into the wares of Ridgeway Brewing..... As I said....It involved one very naughty naughty little helper of Mr. Kringles: The Criminally Bad ElfWell there's actually I believe a trio of these buggers One's just bad the others one's very bad, and this guy here is so bad he's not really sure if he's a wine, a mead or an ale..... CBE for short is a Barleywine - Style Ale, now what's that hmmm....I'll go do more research to explain better later, but needless to say, it means it's got an alchohol content of 10.5% and goes straight to your head.... Definitely not for everyone, sweet to the point of uncertainty, yet still an ale, so your tongue is left wondering what happened as your mind swoons over the bubbly fermented barley.... I'd give it a 3 outta 5 Mainly because even though it's a good knock you
Romance Or Realistic
You Are A Romantic You life your life like a fairy tale... or at least you try to. Living for magical moments, you believe there's only one true love for you. Love is the most important thing in your life, and you don't take it for granted. Your perfect match loves to be in love as much as you do! Are You Romantic or Realistic?
Saturday Night
Can you say 'triple stacks' chea fuck yea. i'm excitedddddddddd! :) butterflies already :) much love xoxo sandy
Good One
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Love Spell
Your love is crashing through my veins. I feel this way every time it rains. Pink candles fill my surroundings. Thoughts of you race inside my head, as I begin grounding. It’s that kiss I can’t resist..... It’s that smile that drives me wild..... It’s that look that’s got me hooked..... In your eyes I’m mesmerized..... In your arms I fear no harm....... From a glance I’m in a trance..... From your voice I have choice..... This lust feels different this time, You somehow possess my mind. There’s some sweet magick in the way you hold me, Powers of the universe go crazy, as if we were meant to be. Falling night breathed in the dark of the affair. The shadows in the sky were dancing in the air. Trying to capture our hearts, the planets were on our side within our composite charts. I knew you once before, whether here or in a dream. I want you to show me what they mean. I want to surrender my body to your every need and desire, to be the wil
Incense For Headaches
The world of aromatherapy suggests many types of essential oils that are useful for healing. But incense can also be utilized as a remedy for certain conditions. Headaches are a common ailment many people face, but with the calming effects produced by certain aromas, symptoms can be relieved. Incense and aromatherapy work because our sense of smell is a direct path to the brain. This process activates our Limbic System and is the reason why certain odors trigger an immediate response. Particular aromas are known to stimulate the brain to produce essential chemicals. We’re familiar with some of these such as serotonin and dopamine, which cause feelings of happiness, relaxation and contentment. In addition, many of the ingredients used in incense contain phytochemicals, which are chemicals found in plants that have protective, disease-preventing properties. First, it’s necessary to pinpoint the reason for the headache. Is it stress, hormones, sinusitis? In this way you can target a
New Years Day Cleaning House
hi everyone.... I've mentioned this a while ago to give everyone plenty of time to get a salute pic up....and it sucks that it has to come to this but it has.... so sometime NewYears Day...I'm shooting for morning, but might not be until afternoon....all depends on how rough the night is LOL....I'm going to delete anyone that doesn't have a salute picture... If you are new to the sight and have no idea what I'm talking about just ask me and I'll explain... If you don't have one by then but will, no problem...just ask me to be friends again once you do. There will be no exceptions... Sorry its come to this, xoxo Ryan exceptions: (1)if CT doesn't accept your salute picture, as "verified", you can still put one on your page anyway as a regular picture... (2)if i have seen you on webcam (3)you send me a salute picture privately if you don't wanna post one
A Soldiers Poem
Soldiers Poem TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I 'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDI
I Think. . .
I think I want to be naked, laying waist deep in desire. Lost in the rhymes of words unsaid. Screaming only your name, and unable to utter a single sound. I think I want this to be more then just a dream. To shake off my fears and stand proud in my nothing. Its strange how these things play around out minds and make up do nothing but lay in wanting or seek. I do nothing. I wait to ask. But I still think I want to be naked.
W.b. Yeats
When you are old and gray and full of sleep, And nodding by the fire, take down this book, And slowly read, and dream of the soft look Your eyes had once, and of their shadows deep; How many loved your moments of glad grace, And loved your beauty with love false or true; But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you, And loved the sorrows of your changing face. And bending down beside the glowing bars Murmur, a little sadly, how love fled And paced upon the mountains overhead And his his face amid a crowd of stars.
Heyyyyyy
Hey all I am new here so just trying to get a feel for everything looks like a cool place....hope to meet some great people and have lots of fun talk to ya all soon I hope...
Christmas
ok so im a little bit angry tonight i was really expecting there to be some snow for christmas beings i live in pa but no its freakin warm out it aint even cold enough to snow what the hell how the hell you gonna have christmas in pa without no damn snow errrrrrrrr. we need snow to get in the spirit
My First Contest
I am in my first contest...Thanks to Eli, eli's friends please vote vote vote if you can...i will try to come to your site and rate and comment on your site and pic's. I am at 40 now...lol.. i need 2500 votes...
Bullshit
THIS IS GOING OUT TO ALL THE PEOPLE THAT THINK THAT THEY CAN JUST TOY WITH OTHER PEOPLE FEELINGS THAT SHIT ISNT RIGHT SO U WANT TO BE A PLAYER GO DO THAT SHIT TO SOMEONE ELSE AN STOP WASTING MY FUCKING TIME
About New Years
So its almost new years...and i personally cant fucking wait for it to get here. Honestly its not for the party! Its simply because this year~2006!~ can KISS MY ASS! It sucked. I lost alot this year..family..self confidence...self respect...and a bunch more.It all started out with my best friend and I dealin with her husband..which soon led to a divorce..(IM HAPPY FOR HER!) But it was hard to see her go thru so much hell.Then two horrible things happened almost at the same time. My dad had a fall. He's a tall man so he fell quite far! He was hospitalized and we werent sure if there was goin to be permanent brain damage. It was so hard to see him in that state. For the longest time he didnt know who we were. He couldnt speak,,to make any sense at all. He had to go thru alot and is still feeling the affects. When he finally was able to go home he was still kind of messin up on his words a bit..and then he had a seizure. Im telling you it was hard to see a man that was so strong and smart
Hot Bitch
I am going to go to T-Town later and chill with this Hot ass Bitch,. LOL you know me.. Anyways she is off today and I think we are going to just sit around and get fucked up.. I am just sitting here killing time befor I go. I need to jump in the shower and get ready.. Haha you know what I mean.. Well I just thought I would make you all think dirty thoughts for the rest of the day.. I am going to lick some cat.. LOL
Alone
Alone All alone in a room way to cold for my liking Alone with my thoughts my dark thoughts that run through my head Alone wishing nothing more but to have someone stand by my side Alone in a room that seems like its closing in on me Alone with memory's Alone with pain All alone in a big world that seems kinda cruel in some ways and dark with no light Alone staring at old scars Alone thinking of creating new scars........
Juggalo Pledge
Turned Off
I have turned off my comments till after new year, cos basically I find all these happy new year comments a bit bizarre, just wish people could think of more to say. So anyway will turn them back on after all this is over.
Love Is Trust...........
trust in the one you love. trust them to not do anything that would offend or hurt you in any way. give them the freedom to be who they are, and know that in return you will be trusted, and your feelings respected. love is trust.
Face Of Extacy
Hip-dad!!
It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. "Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?," he says. "That's cool" says Bobby. Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie. Carrie's father responds "why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it." Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Bobby-so he asks Carrie's Dad to repeat it. "Yeah," says Carries father, "Carrie really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!" Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up, and his plans for the evening was beginning to look pretty good. A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his d
A World Without Witches
A WORLD WITHOUT WITCHES By Robert F. Potts Can you imagine a world without witches, A world with all people the same? Where the only known dragons are hiding in books, And children are terribly tame? A world without magic would be sad indeed. I cannot imagine the pain Of having a world where there's no Santa Claus, Where wizards are searched for in vain. Can you imagine a world without spells, That science and businesses run? And think of the sadness a unicorn feels When he no longer plays in the sun. Can you imagine a world without witches, No elves, and no magical pools? And can you imagine how dull it would be If all that we had were the schools? I cannot imagine a world without witches, A world with no magical wand. A world without beauty, or even a dream, Or a wood sprite of whom to be fond. They say I should grow up and be more mature, Like a normal adult ought to do. But I'd rather, at night, go dance with a witch, And I'll bet that you feel
From My Archives!!
I wrote this when I was about 16. GOD I was dilusional back then!! LOL I saw a man He had no smile I asked, "what's wrong? Come sit with me awhile." He could not speak The words were lost I asked him to try Trying does not cost He raised his head Ready to speak The feelings were there But ever so weak He said he was nothing No one cared anymore Not a friend in the world Nothing to live for I asked him to try Just one small thing "Try one little smile You'll hear the bells ring." He said he just couldn't Not a thing could make him smile He got up to leave Going down that last aisle I stood up and said, "Wait! Please let me help you You see I have no friends I am alone too But I still raise my head And smile to the sun For I still have myself At least that's someone!" He turned back around And said, "You know, you're right I think I can try I'll look to the light He took my hand and...Smiled We walked off together We're no longer alone We have th
Best Friend
I sit here looking out the window wondering if you are out there. I let myself daydream about you. Where you are, what you are doing, what you are looking for, and what you want. I can see your shadow but, not your face. You have gentle ways, kind words, and you are very caring. You want to make me happy. I pass you by on the street, in the store, and I have no idea you are there. You smile like you do and I smile back thinking that you are nice and friendly person. However, I keep walking away. Always wondering if I have missed you. Wondering if I haven't taken the time to stop and see you for who you really are. I keep wondering around looking for you. Then I realize if I stop looking maybe you will show yourself to me. So I go about my day by day after day. Smiling, laughing, talking to my friends. Then all of a sudden you are there. We see each other for who and what we are. Friends. You have been there all along. Listening to me, to my problems, my troubles, my success, an
Wondering
You walk outside one spring nite. The air is cool, the sky is filled with a million of stars, and all is quiet around you. You look up into the sky and see the stars. Little ones, big ones, dull ones, and bright ones all unique in there own way. The wind kicks up and sends a chill up your spin. At that very moment you know that that someone special who you have in your heart is thinking about you. Maybe he is looking up at the same stars as you right now. You close your eyes and start to dream that he is standing beside you. Keeping you close and not letting go of you. You understand each other without any words being said. You know that when you are together nothing is impossile. As you stand there and you can feel nothing but the two of you. A smile comes across your face because at that moment you realize you have found your Best Friend. You open your eyes and you realize that you are all alone. No one standing beside you, no one going through the thick and thin with you, no
On My Way Home
Well not that this is much of a blog, but I just wanted to let all my friends know that I'll be offline for a couple of days as I'm about to make a wonderful greyhound journey home back to ottawa. Continue the wonderful comments, ratings and what have you..I promise I'll catch up when I get to the other end. Thank you all, y ou've been a blast. Love Always Kitana
Hi Cherries!!!
Hi to you all my cherries friend. I would like to know how was you New years!! My was pretty wicked and fun!!! Jeannie
Positive, Patient, Perspective, & Persistent
A beautiful look at life..... As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.
Emotion
Love comes Love Goes Feelings for a friend Does she know? Feelings hidden behind a wall Invisible to others, a silent call From the heart and the soul Filling an empty hole. love starts, never ends Eternal feelings for a friend. Shannon P. Holmes 06/94
Ever So Sweet - The Early November
THE EARLY NOVEMBER "Ever So Sweet" I just found a friend in one of your lies to treat me so nice i can't believe my bones when they say so many things they tell me i am fine believe me i, i try Oooh oooh oooh... Ever so sweet... you make this seem the way things go its not my fault and i'll miss i'll miss you so good through all of those nights we lost our way back home Ever so sweet you baked it in cakes for me. What you left behind, it hurts my teeth. Bring in the past with the postcards you sent for me. Every line, it brings me right back down. Can't you see the wall you built for me can't you see the wall you built for me can't you see the wall you built for me Cause we're not special we're not special we're not special Well i'm not special i'm not special Ever so sweet you baked it in cakes for me. What you left behind, it hurts my teeth. Bring in the past with the postcards you sent for me. Every line, it brings me right ba
Come Help Jessie
WE STILL NEED A LOT OF HELP WE NEED A LOT OF VOTES AND COMMIT http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=144345&albumid=165532&i=4213268064
Welcome, Baby!
First off, I want to welcome the newest addition to my weird little family. For privacy's sake, I'll only list first and middle name and will NOT post pics until/if I know it's ok. Welcome to Bellamaria Darling, born at 7:20 PM, on Friday, January 5, 2007. She weighed 8 lbs., 3 oz. and is 21 inches! She's got blue eyes and brown hair and is adorable! She is the daughter of one of my dearest friends and her fiance. I nicknamed her Angelbells! It was supposed to be a Christmas baby, therefore, her nickname would have been JingleBella! If she had been early, like Thanksgiving, I would have called her Gizzard. Why not? My dad used to call me Little Turkey! I just got home from visiting my Mom and going to church. And yes, the church IS still standing, after my appearance. It's Epiphany, the month that celebrates mission work and for some reason that I've forgotten, we have King Cake. Many cultures have many versions but ours followed closely the Mardi Gras tradition t
Thank You For The Help W/the Diamond Ears
Thanks for the help w/the diamond ears, I have decided to give them to a very special lady who has been having a hard time and needed something good to happen......she is a wonderful person, she gives of herself to her friends and family unconditionally...For those in still in the diamond ears contest, i will be coming by to bomb you.........For those special ladies that helped.....I LOVE YOU ALL AND YOU ALL ROCK! Now my goal is to get the Platiumn Cherry! Here is the link: Once Again, Thanks Girls, YOU ROCK!
Lets Go Hawks
WELL THIS SUNDAY IS NOT ONLY ARE GAME WITH THE BARES BUT HANNAH IS TURNING 4...IM GLAD I GOT A COOL KID..SHE SAYS SHE WANTS A FOOTBALL/BARBIE PRINCESS PARTY......HELL YA ...SHE IS MY KID...
Add Our Player To Your Page
Hey gang! Now you can feature our music on your page. Show a little love and share us with the world! Just visit this link and paste the bands myspace URL (http://myspace.com/smalltownsleeper) into the little URL box on the page. Do the usual copy and paste and...THERE YOU HAVE IT. What better way to support your favorite band! CLICK HERE TO PUT OUR MUSIC PLAYER ON YOUR PAGE!Add a myspace jukebox to your profile. enter this URL- http://myspace.com/smalltownsleeper
Love Again
My Last Call By Travis Teeter
My Last Call by Travis Teeter When love goes away, and you're left feeling empty, Things are never the same as they used to be, Forever changed, you change, and you feel dead inside. Its cold, its dark, it won't get better..and you can't hide. Your favorite things become boring as you wear them out, Family is a distant sidenote, God leaves you with doubt. You can't cry, because you'd rather not try to explain, The emptiness gets filled, but all you're really left with is the pain. Substance abuse, a temporary release at best.. Leads to your own destruction, Putting your body to the test.. Will I die with just one more? Will I be lucky to end in a moving car? How many lives will I take with me? How did I stray so far? Perfect submission to my own demise..Its what I want, Slow, Subtle, and Inevitable. No cries for help, No taunt.. Just to fall into that deep black, letting go of it all.. As if there were something to hold onto? This'll be my last call..
Sorry I Was Gone!
TO MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY! Sorry I have been away! Have had some problems with my computer ! I am back now THANK THE GODDS! Hope to hear from you all soon! BLESSINGS JANE
Ever Wanted To Know When Your Time Is Up !
http://www.deathclock.com/ THIS IS QUITE SCAREY SORRY ABOUT IT BIENG IN THE FUNNY CATAGORY BUT DONT KNOW HOW TO CHANGE IT LOL
I Know That Y'all Are Going To Hate Me For This But....
FYI ~~~ MZ. PONYGIRLSUE IS LEAVING ON VACATION ONCE AGAIN Ok folks, I know it is not fair, but I wanted to let you guys know that I am going to be going on vacation once again. Mark & I are taking another cruise vacation. This time it is an 11-day Western Caribbean cruise aboard the Norwegian Dawn. We will be making stops at Great Stirrup Cay in the Bahamas, Cozumel in Mexico, Belize City in Belize, Roatan in Honduras, George Town in Grand Cayman, and finally Ocho Rios in Jamaica before heading back to New York which is where we are saillng from. I will be gone from January 28th to February 8th. So I wanted you all to know that I will once again be incommunicado with all of my cherry friends. They have internet access on the boat but it is very expensive and not really worth it for the short time they give you. So while I am gone, please do not forget about me. Please continue to leave me love and cherry mail and I will catch up with you all when I get back. I am going to m
Three Men
This is rather straight forward, and gives a perspective that never occurred to me. Did anybody happen to notice yesterday the picture God painted for us as we watched the events of the week unfold on every news station around the world. The portrait of three men's lives shown clearly through the events of their deaths. One a wise man, one a foolish man and one a wicked man. Three men captured the world's attention by their lives and their deaths. Their funerals spoke volumes about the course of life they had chosen to pursue with the few short years God had granted to them. Yesterday, God opened the Book of Proverbs and showed the world the truths contained in His sacred Word. All three men, President Ford, James Brown and Sadam Hussein had choices in their destiny. Today they have all three stood in front of the God of this universe with those choices unveiled and judged. God allowed us to see three men yesterday. President Gerald Ford, a man whose faith in God and se
Snow Again
It's finally starting to LOOK like winter here in Minnesota... another 2 inches of snow so far since 7 pm (1 am now.) Christmas sucked as far as bring brown and dull.. now, we don't need the snow as much as we did to make Christmas look like Christmas.
Whats Your Sexual Zodic
Aries You are so full of energy, you constantly attract hotties, and you are always the dominant one in the sack. It is very easy for you approach people because you have so much confidence and you are very forward about your feelings. You are very likely to have lots of sexual partners, (sometimes all at once), and be the most sexually experienced of any of your friends. Sex matches: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
I Wanna...
...dance on a rooftop in almost nothing with raindrops and rose petals falling all around me and I would just twirl and twirl and twirl and I would be free and happy...
Criminal Defense
Sex Crimes Very few allegations can damage your future as much as the charge of a sexual offense. Serious charges can be made by anyone regardless of physical evidence and are too often pursued by overzealous prosecutors. To make matters worse, local defense attorneys are often reluctant to aggressively defend against sexual charges for fear of damaging their reputation in the community. When you are accused of any sexually based crime, there is a natural tendency for everybody to consider you guilty regardless of the facts. We believe in your innocence and are prepared to take your case to trial, whether or not the prosecution plans to do so. Defending Yourself A sexual charge must be aggressively defended. There generally are no acceptable plea agreements that come with sexually based crimes, even for minor offenses. A conviction on any of these crimes will result in registration as a sex offender, usually for life, felony conviction and prison time. This is why we get tria
A Simple Gesture
Is our life really moving by so quickly that we forget to do the simple things in life? Whatever happened to the times of, here let me get that door for you, or helping someone across the street....how about just helping your neighbor in exchange for a thank~you....those times I think are almost gone. This morning I went to the post office to check my mail after being up WAY too long. As I got out of the jeep, I noticed a woman in her vehicle who was sitting on the drivers side in a very deep sleep. The engine was running...I was immediately suspicious.....go figure. I looked inside the post office thinking maybe she had fallen asleep waiting on someone to take care of business inside. There was no one inside and the post office was up and running at it's normal business hours. I knocked on her window, and when the woman didn't awaken immdiately I kind of figured something was wrong. So, I knocked again and was finally able to get her to awaken enough to roll down her window and
Random Thoughts
Windy, rainy, dreary day... not very conclusive for a good day... but very good for this hurting soul... to sit on the windowseat... arms wrapping around my legs in effort to keep the chill away and my forehead resting on the glass eyes closed just breath and let it all come back. A day to look back on my life... everything wasn't always so bad then i was happy for a long time when i thought i could have it all the man i adored... and to be his wife. it dawned on me that i could smile about those times and not feel so shattered at there loss... because that was early on in that part of my life.. i know i am stronger now some days not by much, but i am stronger because of my friends and family and some very special men in my life who don't tolerate anything else! so as i sat there this afternoon... with my child callin mommie, mommie! and my forehead against the glass i smiled.... beloved angel in my lap kissing mommies tears he nurtures me as much as i
Our Truth
Posted by: "Aquarius Blue" aquarius_bl@yahoo.com aquarius_bl Mon Jan 15, 2007 1:21 am (PST) Eckhart Tolle: On Awakening from "The New Earth" Sat Jan 13, 2007 Awakening is a shift in consciousness in which thinking and awareness separate. For most people it is not an event but a process they undergo. Even those rare beings who experience a sudden, dramatic, and seemingly irreversible awakening will still go through a process in which the new state of consciousness gradually flows into and transforms everything they do and so becomes integrated into their lives. Instead of being lost in your thinking, when you are awake you recognize yourself as the awareness behind it. Thinking then ceases to be a self-serving autonomous activity that takes possession of you and runs your life. Awareness takes over from thinking. Instead of being in charge of your life, thinking becomes the servant of awareness. Awareness is conscious connection with universal intelligence. Another
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posy all your favorite songs here and send me a friend invite i will buy you a gift
Kind Of A Late Xmas Letter
Dear Friends and Loved Ones, You haven’t really heard from me, at least in a solid letter form, for quite some time. And so it was that I thought I’d sit down and put together something so I could stop wondering where I left off with everyone. Let’s start with the job. For those unaware, I am currently stationed at Fort Lewis, Washington – near Tacoma and about an hour southwest of Seattle, so you can all stop asking where it is – and I’m a medic attached to a field artillery battalion. To this point, most of what I have been doing has been training artillery crewmen how to serve as stopgaps until medics can treat patients on the battlefield – the Stryker First Responder and Combat Lifesaver courses. Which brings me to my next point. Things are happening. Operational Security has been upgraded, and I’m limited in what I can say. There are things I can’t tell you, and I won’t. But if you know anything about the military, or can at least put two and two together and come up wit
Playing Poker
a little boy came home from school one evening.decides hes going to ask his dad to play ball with him.so he puts down his school bag walks into his dads room and see's his dad having sex with his mom."dad what you doing to mom?"the little boy asked."well i'm playing poker and shes my wild card,go ask your brother to play ball".so the little boy walks to his brothers room and he's having sex with his girlfriend.the boy asked."brother what you doing with that girl?'the brother reply's"i'm playing poker and shes my wild card."so the little boy walks next door to grandpa house.walks in and grandpa is haveing sex with grandma."grandpa what you doing with grandma?" grandpa tells him."i'm playing poker and shes my wild card" so the little boy dissapears for a couble hours.his dad is looking alover for him.he finds him and the little boy is going to town on himself jerking off.the dad asks"boy what you doind?" the boy reply's"WITH A HAND LIKE THIS
D&d Character Quiz
Which Dungeons and Dragons Cartoon Character Are You? You are Hank the Ranger, leader of the group. You have a nifty magic bow.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
I'm Sorry...
I'm sorry That I'm not enough of a slut to sleep with you on a first date I'm sorry That my boobs aren't big enough to "satisfy" your needs I'm sorry That I'm not anorexic and skinny enough for you to see my ribs I'm sorry That I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl" I'm sorry That I'm not a Playboy model so I can't act like a porn star for you I'm sorry I don't have a dream body that turns you on But most of all I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am
Winter Lover
We saw each other through a long quiet winter, forever and a lifetime ago. We filled many hours with sweet whispers and our love making. Now once again, as the winter winds start to blow. I see you searching, longing. You with your usual candor never changing, always the same looking to crawl into anothers innocents warmth For your survivial from the cold. It is your unwritten ritual. I often wonder,how many fell before me, and how many is yet to come That will fall prey to your, Sweet adjusted whispers. written by: Mary Lee
Another Kissing Quiz
You're an Expert Kisser You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable What Kind of Kisser Are You?
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Memo
In light of recent events, your regularly scheduled Hawaiian Shirt Friday has been postponed in favor of "support the Home Team" Friday.... GO PATS!!!
Great Start To The Weekend
Howdy everyone. I am having a great start to my weekend. yesterday I did a photo shoot with a great model named amber(check out the new photos) and today I got a new job! yippee
Janurary Musings
If you'd like to make a difference today, just look for one person that you sense would sparkle if you gave him or her any reason to do so! Encouragement is simply the art of helping someone find the courage within them and showing what amazing things can happen once that courage is used!
To Kill An America
Written by an Australian Dentist....and too good to delete.... To Kill an American You probably missed it in the rush of news last week, but there was actually a report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper an offer of a reward to anyone who killed an American, any American. So an Australian dentist wrote an editorial the following day to let everyone know what an American is . So they would know when they found one. (Good one, mate!!!!) "An American is English, or French, or Italian, Irish, German, Spanish, Polish, Russian or Greek. An American may also be Canadian, Mexican, African, Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Australian, Iranian, Asian, or Arab, or Pakistani or Afghan. An American may also be a Comanche, Cherokee, Osage, Blackfoot, Navaho, Apache, Seminole or one of the many other tribes known as native Americans. An American is Christian, or he could be Jewish, or Buddhist, or Muslim. In fact, there are more Muslims in America than in
Monday, January 22, 2007
Monday, January 22, 2007 Richness all around you Wherever life may find you today is a beautiful place to be. Whatever you currently have to work with is everything you need to make this a memorable and fulfilling moment. There is value you're able to create right now that will always stay with you. There are joys to be experienced today that can change your life forever. No matter where you may choose to go, the first step is ready for you to take. The journey toward any destination you can imagine begins right here and now. There is richness all around you. There are possibilities stretching out in every direction. See the beauty in every detail and the value in every challenge. Listen to the purpose that springs from deep within you, and follow the feelings that you know are true. Let the brand new abundance that is born in every moment fill you fully with its warmth and substance. On this day, in this place, with the world as it is, take it all in and let the b
Marry Me?
This is called CHERRYTAP MARRIAGE! The first person to message you saying "I do." Will be your CherryTap Husband/Wife. Now, this is just for fun. You'd be surprised who wants to be yours.=) Repost this or your marrige will be plagued with bad luck. Repost it with the title of "WHO WANTS TO MARRY ME?"
Photo Card Complete
The Angels On Cherry Tap Photo Card is complete. If members of the family agree to this Photo Card, this is what it will look like. (the unknown image will be replaced by your pic)
Soon!
thanks everyone for making me feel very welcome right away...give me a little time to learn all the moves in here and i will hit u all back...
First Blog Ever
So I use to write alot for myself and found it a great way to sort things out. Ive been out of the habbit so I'm trying to get back into it. Things in my life are OK, not great, not bad. I have a good job but no lady. I need to move soon but can't seem to save enough. I have alot of really good friends but many of them live an hour and a half away. I spend way to much time online. hmmm ok I'm not feeling very creative and can't think of anything intreasting to type about. Sorry this is a lame first blog.
Thoughts For You
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. How many times would you like to cum? 20. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Do you like fore play? 22. What is fore play to you? 23. Can we take pictures of the act? 24. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
Big Blue Note
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I Am Leavin Cali And I Want To Flip
i am leavin cali in a month and i just got out of a four year realationship and to be honest i am just tryin to hook up with some funloving women before i go so if any ladies wanna kick it holla at me baby i love this site i think its a great way to be real and up front with people later Ortega
Artsy Huh?
What type of person do you attract? Your Result: You attract artsy people! Those free spirited artists with great imaginations find you interesting. They are usually interesting themselves, so its not a bad thing, but they CAN be a bit wifty and choose odd goals. If you like life to always be a bit 'different' from the norm, but not too extreme in any one direction, these are the people for you. If you seek logical decision making skills and good money management, you may want to change something in the way you appear. Artsy people are fun for adventure and exploring, so, have fun! (smoking weed helps too)You attract Yuppies! You attract geeks! You attract unstable people! You attract models! You attract rednecks! What type of person do you attract?
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Closing Time
Shadows cast upon the faces of the crowd as the lights go out. Empty cups and cigarettes cover the floor. A worn-out band picks up their equipment. Tables and chairs are scattered across the wooden floors. The bartender, 19-year-old Ginny, Skinny, quiet, small-town girl yells from the countertop “LAST CALL” and the crowd makes their way to the door as the last light dims to black.
'love'
‘Love’ Love is a emotion Seldom freely given Love is a beauty Felt from deep within Love is a image Of peace and happiness Love is only felt When one gives kindness A special thing, to some people… That’s what love is. But, to me… LOVE IS YOU! J.R.A.F 12-09-93
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About Me
well where to start off. i am an exmarine well still cause once a marine always a marine,i am a self confident person, i enjoy cuddling with a woman in front of the fire place,i enjoy my job,my kids and my life. also all my friends life wouldnt be the same with out them.well anything else just ask and i will tell. see ya
What Kind Of Sex Do You Prefer?
You scored as Normal Sex. You like to do the things the way they were meant to be done. But this doesn't mean you can't be an animal in bed.Oral Sex89%Normal Sex89%Anal Sex83%Phone Sex83%Orgy78%Cyber Sex56%Gay Sex44%What kind of SEX do you love? (pics)created with QuizFarm.com
Shattermask Show Dates, Make Sure To Demand Us At Eventful.com
Feb 23 2007 8:00P Friday @ The Underground (a.k.a. the Red Sea) St. Louis, Missouri Feb 24 2007 7:00P Saturday @ Outlaws Farmington, Missouri Mar 2 2007 8:00P Friday @ Mugsy McGuire's Carbondale, Illinois Mar 9 2007 8:00P Friday Music Fest Park Hills, Missouri Mar 11 2007 5:00P Sunday @ VooDooDolls Huntingburg, Indiana Mar 16 2007 9:00P Friday @ Chrome (a.k.a.Club 217) Springfield, Illinois Mar 17 2007 8:00P Saturday @ the QC Zone (St. Patty's Day Jam) Moline, Illinois Mar 24 2007 6:30P Saturday @ Pops (come early) Sauget, Illinois Mar 30 2007 9:00P Friday & Thornz Creve Coeur, Illinois Mar 31 2007 7:00P Saturday @ The Cell Mason City, Illinois Apr 1 2007 4:30P Sunday @ the Eagles Lodge Crystal City, Missouri Apr 11 2007 9:30P Tour - Wednesday @ The Backstage Lounge Gainesville, Florida Apr 14 2007 9:00P Tour - Saturday @ The Paper Moon Fort Walton Beach, Florida
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International Disadvantaged People's Day
International Disadvantaged People's Day Today is International Disadvantaged People's Day. Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend, just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, interfere with farm animals, vote liberal or occasionally shit yourself.......You hang in there sunshine,You're fucking special...
It Is What It Is
you come for a world with nothing...you strive and struggle to get somewhere only to find that there are others in this world only trying to beat you down....your kindness they pray apon....your willingness to help.....your need and desire for love...they look for the weekness.... kill and destroy that is the aim the goal....why.....why try to bring someone else unhappiness...is it because your so jealous of what others have...think about this for awhile...look within and a time when you tried to hurt someone either with words or actions...think what made you do it....pressure from others....plain old jealous.... wanting what others have....or just plain stupid....not thinking of how that might hurt another...we do this all the time...all of us...today if someone told me that i would be where i am now i would laugh at them....im alone...very much so...its mostly by choice....i have friends....but not anyone close that i share my true inner feeling and wishes with....i have many....but
I'm Feeling Horny
I'm getting that familiar feeling of horniness and I have no inspiration to satisfy myself.
New Cherry Alert--he's A Sweety!!!
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What My Eyes Say About Me
You scored as Passion. You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?Passion92%Diamond Eyes75%Mysterious50%Eyes full of Pain8%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com
Goth?
You scored as Romantic Goth. You are a romantic goth, better known as a traditional goth. You are probably quickly identified as a goth by outsiders. Black lace, bats, and moonlit cemetaries are just a few of your favorite things. Click on my name to take my other tests if you liked this one.Romantic Goth75%Perky Goff67%Old-school Goth58%Ethereal Goth54%Industrial/Rivet-Head54%Death Rocker50%Anything-Goes Goth50%Understanding Outsider38%Cyber-goth29%Fantasy Goth17%Confused Outsider
Dark Hole
The dark hole that waits to engulf me i've been there before and never want to return it's soooo hard to fight it tho soooo very tempting to just surrender to the pain it consumes me leaves me feeling soooo used and abused it's home to me that deep dark hole what i've always known can't go back i must fight the urge I MUST NOT GIVE IN!!!!!!!!
Little Mathematical Formula (cool)
Be sure to read the whole thing - you'll be amazed! What Equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been in situations where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 101%? What equals 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these Questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 1 9 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% AND, look how far the love of God will take you L- O- V- E-O-F-G-O-D 12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4 = 101% Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Love of God
Wet And Naked Superbowl Love
DONT LEAVE YET! NAKED GAME PIC IS HONESTLY JUST BELOW!!!! OK FIRST SINCE I GOT YOUR ATTENTION TO COME INSIDE PLEASE CAN YOU GIVE A FELLOW CHERRY SOME LOVE??? I NEED SOME OF YOU TO MAD BOMB MY PIC. ITS FOR ME TO WIN A PLATINUM CHERRY... COME ON PLEASE ITS NOT LIKE IT TAKES THAT MUCH TIME OR EFFORT TO HIT ON IT FOR A BIT. I KNOW CUZ I DO IT ALL OF THE TIME FOR ANYONE AND EVERYONE WHO ASKS ME TOO. I DONT MIND HELPING PEOPLE OUT!! IN FACT I ENJOY BEING ABLE TO DO FOR OTHERS BEFORE MYSELF. SO CAN YOU PLEASE SHOW SOME PASSION FOR ME AND DO THIS FOR ME??? WHATEVER YOU MAY NEED I WILL DEFINETLY DO FOR YOU!!!! THANK YOU!! OK HERE IS A PIC OF SOME HOT, SEXY, & ALMOST NAKED CHICKS ON GAME DAY FOR YOU!!!
"an Exit"
"An Exit" You took my soul out, you never stopped I screamed and shouted Stealing a piece of me as everyone else had Where was I to go now, what do I do? Now my place in line is lost You took my soul out, you never stopped I screamed and shouted Were we really going anywhere Lost in the sands of time The tears inside me, made nothing free No more compassion Were we really going-anywhere Yes, gone to The Neverwhere The new land of the deprived Lost in the The Neverwhere Everything I did seemed wrong The down of my life was my home, my prison The places that we visited were of my imagination Everything seemed so wrong and made me hurt Hurting myself for the wrong you did... I have finally broken free and you are no longer inside me, you Bitch! © By: Brian Dooley
Literotica
I was contacted by an editor at Literotica and he said he would be more than happy to comment and edit my story. I just sent him my story called FIRST CLASS about the woman involved in group sex in the first class cabin of an airliner. As soon as I hear from him I will let you know.
Forever Changed
I was thinking about you today As I was going along my way Happy thoughts and serious thoughts of times past, a glimpse I caught. I often walk there, with you, you know Because the dearest of memories our love will show Before you, there never was happiness Only hours and hours of such loneliness. But then you came along and sadness left My life changed and became the best. What is it about you that I love so And from your presence never will go You are to me a God-given treasure Given to me beyond all measure.
Blast From The Past Pt 2
A Blast from the Past pt 2 She sees something in me How can she see past my smoke and mirrors? I can’t get past my own skeleton But she sees that and still wants me for me I am stuck; my mind is in a maze of love My heart is in a chamber at the end of nowhere My perception is deceiving me I am letting my self down and don’t know how I have mastered sabotaging my feelings I have Simply to avoid the pain But the pain lies within the act. I am hurting myself I am my own worst enemy I can’t stop her from loving me So I stop myself from loving me The enemy lies within She wants to be loved the way she wants to be loved And I am too stubborn to let it happen Not in a selfish manner But more like trying to help her help me By not letting me fall or her fall for that matter But she sees something in me She sees past my song and dance She knows I that I know how to romance She stays patient but I can’t wait I want it over before it starts But she pulls me out of th
Brain Teasers
Brain Teasers In this poem there is a message you can find. While looking for it I hope I’m am your mind. It’s meant for only one person and that person is you. If you look very hard, I know you will find it too. It won’t be very easy but then again it could. You can find it if you look real close, like you should. I would give you a hint only then that would make it easier. I want to see if you’ll give up on my little brain teaser. #2 Would you believe there’s a question I’m reluctant to ask? It’s always on my mind when I see you walk pass. It’s not something I can just ask, that wouldn’t be polite. You will have to decode this poem, and decode it right. I will give you two clues that will ease the perplextion. You will have to look to find the letters you need. The number of lines should also be under inspection you see. I’ve given you all
"solitary Pine"
just another poem of mine. this is semi-recent, though it was written over the summer. i sent it in to a poetry contest, and it shall be published in an anthology with other upcoming poets. i'll provide more info when i know for sure. "Solitary Pine" Amidst the snow stands a solitary pine Hidden in a valley where no light can shine Stunted and malnutritioned from the bitter cold Roots plunging deep from a trunk ages old Count the rings beneath its blistering bark Centuries of anguish have left their mark Branches hanging heavy, laden with snow The mountainous patrol leaves no room to grow Adventurers have come to hack at its limbs Phantasmal demons sing melancholy hymns Dark angels have come and promised false light Yet the tree still stands with unconquerable might It's whipped not a branch in its struggle for life Yet only isolation shall end its strife Content being along 'til its roots curl and die For the light it once sought was naught but a lie
Friends
YOU KNOW I JOINED THIS SITE BECAUSE I WAS TOLD IT WAS FUN AND THERE ARE ALOT OF NICE PEOPLE HERE. I HAVE MEET A FEW BUT OUT OF THE 200 FRIENDS I HAVE THERE ARE ABOUT 10 OR 12 THAT ACTUALLY EVEN TALK TO ME. ALL THEY WANTED WAS THE POINTS AND NEVER GOT NOTHING BACK NOT KISS MY A** OR ANY THING. NOW ALL I SEE IS RATE ME, FAN ME BEFORE YOU ADD ME AND AGAIN YOU NEVER HERE FROM THEM AGAIN. YOU CAN SEND A NICE COMMENT TO THEM AND THEY JUST BLOW YOU OFF. I WOULD HATE TO THINK THAT THIS IS JUST A POINT WHORE SITE BUT JUST WERE IS IT GOING? I AM SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANY ONE FOR THAT IS NOT MY INTENTIONS. I AM A VERY EASY GUY TO GET ALONG WITH AND WOULD HELP ANYBODY AND HAVE SHOWN THAT TO ALOT SO WHO EVER READS THIS PLEASE LOOK AT YOURSELF AND DON'T BE THAT PERSON. HOPE ALL OF YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY! GLENN HITMAN6
For A Lost Mother
for you who I do not see except in my own face I remember you
Ok- It's Been Established...
People read the blogs- so I imagine people look at my profile... If I choose to put nude images of myself on my site- how should I do it in a way that is accepted... does anyone really have a interest in seeing me? Being a guy- makes me think no. But who knows- it is kind of fun having people see me in a way no one else does. Naturally.
"moral Dilemma"
You are driving down the road in your 2 seater sports car on a wild, stormy night when you pass a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. 2. An old friend who once saved your life. 3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about. Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car? Think, before you continue reading. ..... This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a Job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again. The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with this answer. She simply answered: "I would give the car
Do You Know The Cologne Carnival ?
Do you know the Cologne carnival ?
Having A Party
hey if you are in south jersey and wanna come to an awesome party write me a message and let me kno!!!
Ginger Kids
1) What is Gingervitis? Gingervitis is a serious hereditary disease caused by a recessive gene. It can lay dormant for years and two perfectly healthy parents can have Ginger Babies. Gingervitis affects millions of people world wide. The symptoms of gingervitis include: Red hair, pale skin, and freckles, a "Soulless" feeling. Some Ginger Kids may show symptoms such as violence and depression. Although Gingervitis is not a life threatening disease it can be very serious. There is currently no known cure and very little treatment for Gingervitis. 2) Is Gingervitis contagious? No, Ginger Kids are born with Gingervitis. It is hereditary and cannot be contracted in any other way. 3) Are Ginger Kids dangerous? Although some Ginger Kids may be dangerous, many others are not. Ginger Kids do have a genetic predisposition towards anger and depression, but this is caused by there appearance and often times amplified by taunting and harassment. Contrary to popular belief, many
Late Night, Rock On
I still have to read about the swinging sixties! sighhh. books go back in 8 hours and i have 20 pages of economics to read. funny how none of this relates what so ever to my dissertation. isnt my life just so funny. anyways i hope no one reads this, its just me starting out here. if anyone is reading this i hope you go to bed earlier than me! sleep well Gits
Really Bad Day!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana . He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 on FM dial in Ft. Wayne , Indiana , who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won. Hi Sue, Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all . Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wet suit. This time of year the water is
That'll Teach Him To Forget Valentines Day
Revenge is sweet, part 1Add to My Profile | More Videos by the way we were just playing....
Would You Be Proud
IF LIFE ENDED FOR YOU TODAY WOULD YOU BE PROUD OF THE THINGS YOU HAVE DONE AND WHAT YOU HAVE ACCOMPLISHED IN LIFE? WOULD YOUR CHILDREN BE PROUD TO SAY THAT YOU WAS THERE MOM/DAD? WOULD YOU HAVE GIVEN THEM A RAOD TO FOLLOW AND THAT WILL TAKE THEM SOMEWHERE IN LIFE? WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO SAY YOU LIVED YOUR LIFE TO THE FULLEST? DID YOU SHOW LOVE AND CARE ABOUT THE PEOPLE YOU SAID YOU LOVED IN YOUR LIFETIME?OR WAS YOUR LIFE JUST AN EVERYDAY LIFE WITH NO MEANING TO IT ? BECAUSE IF YOU CANT SAY THAT YOU WANT THE GENERATIONS BEHIND YOU COMING UP TO BE LIKE YOU THEN MAYBE YOU NEED TO TAKE A LONG LOOK AT WHAT YOU ARE DOIN AND TEACHIN THE CHILDREN THEY DONT JUST NO WHAT TO DO OR HOW TO ACK THEY NEED TO BE TAUGHT THEY NEED THE KNOWLEDGE TO LEAD AN BE SOMETHING SO IF YOU CANT SAY I AM PROUD OF ME AND I NO MY CHILDREN COULD STAND STRONG AND PROUD OF WHO I AM AND WHAT I HAVE TAUGHT THEM THEN YOU NEED TO LOOK FOR A CHANGE THERE IS TO MANY KIDS KILLING EACH OTHER AND BECOMEING NOTHING FOR US TO KEEP SI
Untitled (erotica) 1
My body craves an experienced hand To make me explode do you understand A gentle touch will make me shiver A harder stroke and I will quiver My deepest desires I will express To hand that knows how to caress Tie me down and take your leisure Bring us both the greatest pleasure Do not stop because I groan In short time you’ll make me moan A little taste is not a sin As you tantalize my skin If your touches bring a little pain Please my love do not refrain The line between pain and pleasure Is much to thin for you to measure As I am bound to the bed You can get within my head Make me wonder build my desire Fear can ignite an awesome fire When I beg you let me go You must beg strong and say no But when I beg you take me now I pray you enter me like a plow Then in the middle of a thrust Release my bonds and taste my lust Forgive me if I leave red streaks On your back and lower cheeks And when I ravage you in return Remember it was you made my blood burn ©Dar
A Funny
Taking a wee break from the golf course, Tiger Woods drives his new Buick into an Irish gas station. An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is... "Top o' the mornin to ya". As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket. "So what are those things, laddie?" asks the attendant. "They're called tees," replies Tiger. "And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquires the Irishman. "Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Tiger. "Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaimes the Irish attendant. "Those fellas at General Motors think of everything...
I Will Be Away For The Week
OK FOLKS, JUST WANTED TO KEEP Y'ALL POSTED AND LET YOU KNOW THAT I AM NOT GOING TO BE HERE THIS WEEK. MARK & I WILL BE TAKING A LONG ROAD TRIP TO NORTH CAROLINA TO VISIT HIS FATHER. I WILL BE BACK BY NEXT SATURDAY. ALSO MAKING A STOP ON THE WAY HOME; STOPPING IN KENTUCKY TO VISIT A LONG-TIME CHERRY TAP BUDDY. OK EVERYONE UNTIL NEXT WEEK. I HOPE THAT ALL OF MY FRIENDS WILL HAVE AN ENJOYABLE WEEK AHEAD. C'YA WHEN I GET BACK. BYE FOR NOW. MUCH PEACE & LOVE ~~~~~ SUSIE A.K.A. MZ. PONYGIRLSUE
My Life Is Hell....
I face going back to jail for a very long time. The woman I love kicked me out pretty much and my ex g/f is living with her. Also, I think she still is in love with her ex, but doesn't want to hurt me. I'm tired of the drama. She said when you love someone, you are supposed to want to do things for them and take care of them and asked me what I had done for her. Granted I haven't had much, but I've given her everything I've had. Does she not see that? I've got to go, if I say anything else I'm just gonna break down.
Need More Fans!1
Rate my pic and become a fan. Believe It
My Friends
Hey all...........I've been so busy lately with family matters, work, and school..........OMGAWD!!!!!!!!!!!! but anyhoo i just wanted to let all of ya know im thinkin about ya........have a great week.........MWAH!!!! Essie PS. if ya have yahoo my name is sugapea3....
Great In Bed
no complaints yet. they all say i'am good with my tongue!
Awwwwww Babe I Love You~i Need You
I just got off the phone with my babe she Don't sound soo good awwwwww her voice sounds sooo harsh. I Love you babe Please get well for me I need you in my Life I Love you dearly! Shes # 1 In my life with much tears shed!Heres her link! *Lil Princess*@ CherryTAP My heart is Big for you babe!
Who Want To Ct Merry Me (repost)
subject: !!!This is called CHERRYTAP MARRIAGE! !!!This is called CHERRYTAP MARRIAGE! The first person to message you saying "I do." will be your Cherrytap Husband/Wife. Now, this is just for fun so you can have a boyfriend or girlfriend in real life. You'd be surprised who wants to be yours.=) {Repost this or your marrige will be plagued with bad luck. Repost it with the title of "cherrytap marriage'' }
My Position On Women's Underwear
All right, so this is my position on women's underwear in relation to men. Before you read the next few lines and just freak out, let me assure you that once you read the full deal, you'll understand and more than likely agree. First and foremost, women's underwear is phenomenal and great, for men that is. What? Yeah that's right, I said for men! They have all the benefits of both boxers and briefs, and none of the faults. I really wish I could wear women's underwear as the daily thing but well, society doesn't think it to be "right." Why do I say this? Well I want to tell you a little story. One summer, of 2001, some friends of mine and I were bored, sitting around as little freshmen in high school in the blazing heat. It was very hot that summer, so we decided to play truth or dare, as lame as it was it deemed to be a very fun game. We played truth or dare and I picked dare. My dare was, of course, to wear a set of women's panties and a bra, and go outside. So hey what's
Fanning
Hey what is this BS people why are you telling people that you will fan them if your not going to then don't say that you are. It is not fair and you all know it. Because I have fanned 224 people and only 40 of them have fanned me back. What is wrong with
How Come???
why is that if i shoot my neighbor in the head i am a sinner and i go to jail whether i had what i thought was a good reason or not, but if this fucked up thing kalled our government gets in an argument with another one they will hand me a gun and make me kill randomly???
Anthems For A 17 Year Old Girl.
Used to be one of the rotten ones and I liked you for that. Used to be one of the rotten ones and I liked you for that. Used to be one of the rotten ones and I liked you for that. Now your all gone got your make-up on and your not coming back. Can't you come back? Used to be one of the rotten ones and I liked you for that. Used to be one of the rotten ones and I liked you for that. Used to be one of the rotten ones and I liked you for that. Now your all gone got your make-up on and your not coming back. Bleaching your teeth, smiling flash, talking trash, under your breath. Bleaching your teeth, smiling flash, talking trash, under your breath. Bleaching your teeth, smiling flash, talking trash, under your breath. Bleaching your teeth, smiling flash, talking trash, under my window. Park that car, drop that phone, sleep on the floor, dream about me. Park that car, drop that phone, sleep on the floor, dream about me. Park that car, drop that phone, s
Leader Of The Most Repressive Regime Contest
I am looking for entry’s into the leader of the most repressive regime contest, rules are as follows (please repost) 1) You must be the leader of a repressive regime. 2) You must have shown a sustained lack of respect for human rights. 3) You must have been suspended from the UN or other another major international organisation within the last 5 years. 4) You must have at least $1 Billion in personal wealth stashed away in Swiss Bank accounts. 5) You must have total control of all media in your country. It's a rigged contest (to make it normal for the contestants), so any form of voter intimidation, ballot rigging, vote manipulation and general skull dagger are fine. 1st Prize Is a "donated" ex white owned farm of you choice in Zimbabwe 45 minutes with the "Pleasure girls" (contraceptives supplied) A holiday home in Pyongyang with electricity and state run TV. on tap (1.5 hours a day) A all expensive paid shopping trip to Europe with Mrs Mug
Omg Wow
hi all come look at my page and tell me what u think i need to know new pic's and live radio on my page and we are live djs want to know more message me and ill be more happy to tell u
Life
Why do parents never want to let their children go when they decide to move out? I don't get it. I'm going insane. I moved in with a friend of mine and now my mother is trying to play the guilt trip or get me pissed off by disrespecting my boyfriend and my best friend.
Sadness
To live in a life where you always feel sadness is not an easy thing to do. To have many others around you constantly say that you just need to let go of that sadness is a hard thing to hear. I'm told that alot of people live with this same sadness and that is a hard thing to believe. My heart is filled with kindness and love for everyone around me. I do all that I can to help others because it is one thing that makes me feel happy. I regret that the sadness always returns and lingers. I'm told that my life will always have this sadness and that we've done all that can be done, and I agree that I've come to a much better place in my mind. But, I want to feel the happiness that I see in others eyes. And I want to have one day go bye where I feel no tears in my eyes. I feel that it is unfair that I should live with this burden of feelings that hold the weight of many upon the shoulders of one. I am who I am but I sometimes wish that I wasn't. I hope that some of you
Poem Lyrics Of In A Disused Graveyard By Robert Frost.
The living come with grassy tread To read the gravestones on the hill; The graveyard draws the living still, But never anymore the dead. The verses in it say and say: "The ones who living come today To read the stones and go away Tomorrow dead will come to stay." So sure of death the marbles rhyme, Yet can't help marking all the time How no one dead will seem to come. What is it men are shrinking from? It would be easy to be clever And tell the stones: Men hate to die And have stopped dying now forever. I think they would believe the lie.
My Son
It has been hard as hell on me knowing that I can do nothing to help little David. The worst had to be when he was laying there in that crib with all those leads hooked up to him. No I take that Back what was the worst was watching those darn nurses stick him with needle after needle and every time they did another vein would pop I am not sure how many times they stuck the poor little guy all I know is I had to leave the room on a few occasion cause I wanted to wring some ones necks after they keep apologizing every time they would pop another vein, I would gladly give JR. any of my veins. I know how I feel when I am sick and I can't stand to see my little boy sick and helpless, especially when they tell me there is nothing that they can do for Him. For those who don't know little David Had RSV and if you don't know what it is maybe you should look it up cause it is a serious illness that effects Premature infants and children under 2. Thank goodness that Jr. is getting better and hope
Please Help Him
my man's grandmother is passing and i thought it would be nice if he got his blast before we have to travel to be with her....i know all of you will show the love......
Yay New Laptop
I'm gonna sell my other one I paid too much for it, anyway, and it gives me grief! This thing ROCKS! I'm so lovin. No net connection yet though.. Sooo LMAO I'm sittin up at my new fav bar the nu way where they have AMAZING food and make a kick ass cosmo & can use their connection for free. GODDESS bless America!! Ha also talked to rev in scotland on the phone the other night! Pretty sweet! Heh plus I bought a mic. lmao & An IPOD! Had to breakdown and do it. So a webcam is next! *muas luvlies* Next topic...men...oiy vey what do I create.
Love =hate
love is pain, love is sorrow take my hand an we shall follow
Me
u should get up with a hotty like me.
Sex Since The Dawn Of Time And Hiv
whether you believe man stems from millions of years of evolution or one of god's creations seven thousand years ago, humans have been having intercourse from the very beginning of either and both periods think of the hygiene of individuals one hundred years ago and then one thousand years ago - filthy, dirty-ass people have sex - then add sodomy, man-on-man sodomy, man-on-animal sodomy, bestiality/animals in women so with the many millennium of these disgusting conditions, we are to believe that h i v just suddenly reveals itself in the late 70's - early 80's - don't you think h i v would have existed as long as man and his funky compulsions have been around h i v has to be a virus that was created through experimental, industrial, (man made), pharmaceutical trials distributed through out third world nations just to record it's affect on humans and or animals - and the eventual result was a time bomb of a virus that if triggered mutates (into a i d s) destroying any cell aro
Date Night!!!
My husband and I talked last night and since we really did not celebrate Valentine's Day properly this year because we were both working so late that night (exchanged cards, candy, is all we did)... and that our son is spending the night at a friends house tomorrow night ... we are declaring tomorrow night "Date Night". I am going to make him a very nice dinner, with candles everywhere. Then we are going to have some wine during and after dinner. Then we are going to be like we were when we were younger and sit on the couch and grope and tongue wrestle while watching some porn flick and then have our way with each other into an orgasmic bliss. I know I am looking forward to it and I am very sure he is looking forward to the evening too. So... I need to get all prepared for out date. I do get aroused when we have something planned like this. It is all part of the foreplay. It allows my mind to wander while planning the evening's festivities. If YOU promise to be good... I
Walking Through Fire
If you're going to try, go all the way. Otherwise don't even start. It could mean losing girlfriends, wives, relatives, jobs and maybe your mind. It could mean freezing on a park bench. It could mean jail. It could mean derision. It could mean mockery, isolation... Isolation is the gift, all the others are a test of your endurance. And you'll do it, despite rejection and the worst odds. And it will be better than anything else you can imagine. If you're going to try, go all the way. There is no other feeling like that. You will be alone with the gods, and the nights will flame with fire. You will ride life straight to perfect laughter. It's the only good fight there is. Charles Bukowski - Factotum
The Top 15 Names For Drinks Containing Genitalia
A Colorado man recently found what was originally thought to be a penis in a bottle of fruit juice. I understand that it turned out to be some sort of mold shaped like a danglything, but still... ewwwww. 15> Man-root Beer 14> Grape KneeLength 13> Orange Bush 12> Royal Crotch Cola 11> Red Balls 10> Ginger's Tail 9> Shaftsta 8> Toolaide 7> Dr. Pecker 6> Knee-Hi Cream Soda 5> Yoo-Hoo, Sailor! 4> Poke-a Cola 3> Mount 'n' Do Me 2> Mandarin Schlong Explosion Snapple and Topfive.com's Number 1 Name for Drinks Containing Genitalia... 1> 'Baterade
Another Bush Cube
Dude Looks Like A Lady?
As requested by Color Blind Crimes
What The Fuck Ever Dude!
Ok. so recently i hooked up with a guy for what I assumed (apparently mistakenly) was just a good time. So we meet a couple times, things go well (really well :) ). So a couple days later he emails me and wants to know if we can hook up for a 3some, and i tell him no. I don't hear from him again so i assume (again, apparently mistakenly) that that was that. Friday he has his little drunk friend call me for...well, i'm really not sure why. I can HEAR the man in the background telling his buddy what to say. So last night i text this mysterious number and tell them to try it again sober sometime. Well, Mr. 3some gets all pissy and texts me back, wants to know why i'm gettin cute with his friend. THEN proceeds to tell me things like: "you ended us when i saw your new boy toy on your page." and "i know your fucking him cause the pic is of him on your bed." WHAT THE FUCK?!?!? He also wants to know why i didn't respond to his emails. When i inform him i didn't get any, he calls me a lia
Photos ...
Hello everyone this is my first blog and im still new at this site' i dont know what i have to do now' i uploaded photos but its saying i cant upload anymore until i get more points or something' does any one know how many more' id have to get? so i can upload Private Pics...
I Hope You Can't
i hope you read this i hope u see this i hope you breathe this i hope everything you eat taste like this i hope you feel this i hope you love this i hope u cant take this i hope u choke on this i hope u cant cope with this i hope u understand
My Yahoo Messenger
my yahoo messenger id is carrie_coach@yahoo.com
Burger Chef: Fond Remembrance
There used to be a Burger Chef in Burlington, NC near the City Park. I used to love going there to eat with my family when I was growing up. The food was tasty and affordable. Cheeseburgers, fries, apple turnovers, and milkshakes. Oh, those apple turnovers were the best around. A great fast food restaurant. Back in the good old days, and those were good days. It's sad they went out of business in 1982. There used to be a Burger Chef in Burlington, NC near the City Park. I used to love going there to eat with my family when I was growing up. The food was tasty and affordable. Cheeseburgers, fries, apple turnovers, and milkshakes. Oh, those apple turnovers were the best around. A great fast food restaurant. Back in the good old days, and those were good days. It's sad they went out of business in 1982.
Safe Words
Good evening, and welcome to the part of our show where we skewer some sacred cows! Many people will tell you that using a "safeword" in the context of BDSM is a good idea. In fact, I'm one of them. A safeword is simply some word which you can use as a code word to tell your partner to stop if something you're exploring becomes too intense or crosses a boundary--perhaps even a boundary you didn't know you have. Part of the value in BDSM is that it offers a way for people to test their limits. Because of this, you may find that you react to something in a way you didn't expect; if this happens, you may need a clear and unamiguous way to let your partner know that you need things to stop. This becomes especially important if you are doing something such as resistance play, when words like "no" or "stop" do not actually mean "no" or "stop." In such a case, it's very helpful to have a word that does mean "stop." Having said that... ...I will go on to commit something akin to
Hello
Why is it we try to make new friends but they dont seem interested in u.Is it because they think there better then u or is it they dont like the way u look.U r how u r no matter what people think of u. Know body is better then the next person and if u give some body a chance to get to know them hell u just mind end up likeing them.So get to no some body they just mite be a wounderful person.
Some Of My Songs And Poetry
LET YOU IN you want me to let you in you say forget about him you want me to let you in you tell me you're nothing like him you want me to let you in into my broken heart when we met you knew that i was broken and how much my heart was torn I wasn't ready for another love but ya wanted to know me anyway you tried to make me smile did your best to make me laugh why were you so crazy for me knowing he wasn't yet my past? He keeps saying he loves me and maybe someday we'll be together yet every nite she sleeps in his arms while I'm here crying in yours you want me to let you in you say forget about him you want me to let you in you tell me you're nothing like him you want me to let you in into my broken heart each day is a constant struggle every phone call is the same he keeps my heart in limbo and it seems he won't let me let it end you try so hard to cheer me up and every day you offer me your heart you promise to make me love again you keep
Happy Hump Day 2 Me!!!!
OK SO I FUCKIN LOVE HUMP DAY AGAIN....SORRY I THAT THIS WASNT POSTED SOONER BUT I WAS ALL FOLDED UP AND LOVIN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLLA BACK IF YOU FEEL ME!!!!!!!
I Am The Shit, Lick My Asshole You Peasant.
Ever notice the people on this website that are way too cool for school? You know what I mean, the ones that have rules. *I won't add you because you ask me to... (ok fair enough, but why the urge to tell everyone on the site this? who cares.) *you have to fan me before you add me. (seriously? wow, narcissism much. I want to kick these people) *my 11's are reserved for those special people. (yeah like the idiots who use them, now those people are special. LC is FREE and UNCENSORED! wait no, I mean CT is FREE and UNCENSORED.... CT? wow that changed. but wrong.. CT is FREE and NSFW censored? ohh taking things from us I see. but still the changes commence, well anyway CT is free, until they make everyone pay or bombard us with adds, and end up censoring everything. ANYWAY people who pay for this stuff are idiots, they day everyone might have to pay for this entertainment is the day that I move on) Anyways, rules for your friends to follow... I seriously wouldn't think highl
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Why So Many Vidoes Of 9-11
I have been asked why I post a lot of 9-11 videos and picts. For those of you that didn't figure it out I have been a fire fighter for many years. For the people who have never been a fire fighter, in the military, EMS, or even law-enforcement you may never understand. The type of people that do any of these types of jobs don't do it for a thank you, for the money, or for the glory. We do it to make a difference. Not one person who goes to war, a scene of a shooting, a traffic stop, or even a burning building may think for one second that it may be the last thing that they do. They are willing to take that chance every day for people they don't even know. If for some reason it is the last thing that they do in their life, They for sure don't think that anyone would ever consider them a hero. Well I for one consider everyone that lost their lives during 9-11 that did it to help maybe one more person get home to see their loved ones a hero. They did all this for strangers. Because of thi
Hemp And Marijuana - Myths & Realities
Hemp and Marijuana - Myths & Realities Abstract Surely no member of the vegetable kingdom has ever been more misunderstood than hemp. For too many years, emotion-not reason-has guided our policy toward this crop. And nowhere have emotions run hotter than in the debate over the distinction between industrial hemp and marijuana. This paper is intended to inform that debate by offering scientific evidence, so that farmers, policymakers, manufacturers, and the general public can distinguish between myth and reality. Botanically, the genus Cannabis is composed of several variants. Although there has been a long-standing debate among taxonomists about how to classify these variants into species, applied plant breeders generally embrace a biochemical method to classify variants along utilitarian lines. Cannabis is the only plant genus that contains the unique class of molecular compounds called cannabinoids. Many cannabinoids have been identified, but two preponderate: THC, which is th
World Rock Radio Promo
MAYBE THIS WILL WORK LOL Make an on-line slide show at onetruemedia.com
Shaq, Lebron And Dwight In An Awesome Dance Off
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=62E8C9ED79120DB7
Vampire Clan
You scored as Gangrel. You belong to the Gangrel bloodline. Gangrel are very in touch with nature and for this reason are often loners and hermits. They have a very keen sense of the beast inside them and can let it out with devastating results. They do, however, have a bit less control over their impulsive, animalistic nature and are easy to drive into an uncontrollable frenzy. Gangrel83%Nosferatu67%Brujah67%Tremere50%Malkavian50%Ventrue50%Toreador33%What vampire clan do you belong to?created with QuizFarm.com
Ok So.....
I really, really wanna level up. I know I should post this in a bulletin, but mine aren't read so much, so I thought that a blog might help. If you could go and rate my pics and my stash, that would be wonderful! I will owe you tons! Loves ya!!
Adult Education (scene 2)
ADULT Education Scene 2 I logged onto messenger, and found her light on. "Good evening, Miss Kitty" She responded with a "meow" and changed her display picture to a luscious, provocative woman. I let her know how impressed I was with the "book worm" that she was displaying, "Now that's a librarian that I wish I'd known when I was in school!" "Ken, this how I view myself when I read your stories. Your story of Prince Charming was delicious. By the time I got to the climax....I was writhing in my seat at the grill. I had picked up my cell phone and was recording a message to myself when the waitress approached. She must have overheard some of my conversation....either that or my physical appearance was more apparent than I had believed." "Oh really?" "It's not important now. What I need to know is whether or not I can share stories that you send to me over the internet....or must I somehow keep them all to myself?" "Well, don't you want to share the stories that are written
If I Don't Seen Chirper
PLEASE UNDERSTAND AS OF MAR 14TH WAS THE ANNIVERSARY OF MY SON TORREY , WHOM PASSED AWAY 10YRS AGO YESTERDAY OF PANCREASE CANCER AT THE AGE OF 24 YRS OLD . SO , YESTERDAY THROUGH TO MAR 20TH WILL BE ALILTTLE HARD , FOR ME , I'M SORRY , BUT , HE WAS MY SON , AND HE IS IN A BETTER PLACE . THIS YR AS BEEN HARDER THAN ALL . HAVE A GREAT DAY . I HAD WROTE THIS : MY GOD'S ANGEL'S WRAP THEIR WINGS AROUND THEM AND PROTECT THEM . BY: CHERIE 3/14/97 THANK YOU ALL , FOR YOUR TIME HUGGS .
Blank
My mind is blank. It has become a void which cannot be filled. My ideas are coming, but they cannot be advanced. Why? I don't understand. There are so many different paths which could be taken, but . . . each has shifted so completely as to have become a twisting, turning, ever-changing entity with no shape or form. There is no explanation, the inspiration which normally haunts me has been utterly dampened
The Perfect Man To Me Is
The Perfect Man...[for those of you who care or always wonder why I'm single] PERSONALITY ONLY [in no particular order]: - -Someone who knows who they are -Doesn't have to drink all the time -No drugs[done them in the past,ok...but no need to do them ever again] -CHARMING: gets a long with EVERYONE...no hate for anyone... -FORGIVING: knows how to let things go -ACCEPTING/UNDERSTANDING: there is no reason to judge others...accept the REAL them [key: real] -SENSE OF HUMOR...this is a must...someone should never say freak,nerd,dork,weirdo, etc in a hurtful manner---jokingly shows loves! -MUST HAVE GOALS: motivated to do something that rises above mediocracy, no matter how stupid it may seem to someone else... -FAITH IN THEMSELVES: if he doesnt have faith in himself, how can anyone else? this also relates to the previous quality -HONESTY: everyone lies, however...doing your best to not lie & coming clean when you do..even if it "hurts" the other person is worth it -INTEL
The Online Experience: Reality Check
Ok, first of all, Im going to quantify the forthcoming rambling by saying that this WONT apply to everyone. Those who are exempt from this should know that, upon reading it, and be able to continue with their happy little lives like any normal person, secure in the knowlege that I will still be talking to them tomorrow. Now, for the rest of you. GET A GRIP! No, seriously, run, dont walk, to the much-needed reality check. We are online. CT is an online site. That means its impersonal. That means that you dont really know me and I dont really know you. For all you do know, I COULD be some 350# hairy man (dont worry, Im not, but you get my point). Given that bit of information, you should realize that IT MEANS NOTHING, NADA, ZIP, ZILCH, BIG FAT ZERO, ETC! If I, or anyone else, decides to post photos, naked or other, its our choice. We have our reasons. Trust me on this, THEY ARE NOT POSTED JUST FOR YOU (any one person), SPECIFICALLY. I dont know you, remember. I didnt know you befo
Finally Recieved My Medicine ! ! !
The way the sweetness pures off of him, onto to me.... The way he uses his words, whispers in my ear... Goose bumps rising all over my body.. Did he know that I needed this particular medicine? That for so long I have not been able to obtain it... My body, my mind needing it... When finally that day came, when I recieved the first dose, it was as if I was on a natural high... WOW what a feeling... Everytime he makes me laugh the way my eyes turn chinky... My face turning red.... The laughter building deep inside, the most beautiful music releasing from my heart... The realness in it... How can I explain that feeling? What he does to me, is take my breathe away....
Just Playin
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Piercing
got a new nose piercing on friday.it bled a lot but its ok now. im in a tattoo contest come and vote for my two tattoos: 1) http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=82666&i=4020673984 2)http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=82666&albumid=271330&i=660458962
Faithful With The Little
Luke 16:10 “He that is faithful in that which is least is faithful also in much.” What would you do if you had a million dollars? Well, let me tell you a good test of what you would do, it’s what you’re doing with that hundred dollars you have right now. Are you saving it? Spending it? Sharing it? The test of what you would do in the spiritual realm is seen by what you do in the physical realm. Many of us do not have spiritual blessings because we simply haven’t been faithful with the small things in our lives. Are you hoping for something in your life? How could you be faithful in something little so that you’ll be faithful when the other comes along?
This Penis Wants A Raise -lol
> > I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for > > the following reasons: > > > > 1-------- I do physical labor. > > 2.------- I work at great depths. > > 3.------- I plunge head first into everything I do. > > 4.------- I do not get weekends or public holidays off. > > 5.--------I work in a damp environment. > > 6. -------I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation. > > 7.------- I work in high temperatures. > > 8. -------My work exposes me to diseases. > > > > > > Reply: Dear Penis, > > > > After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have >raised, > > the management denies your request for the following reasons: > > > > 1. You do not work 8 hours straight. > > 2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH > > brief work period > > 3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. > > 4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen >visiting > > other locations. > > 5.
Help A Great Friend
Please help me show this dear friend of mine some love. He makes me and many of my friends awesome morphs. He throws HUGE giveaways, and he is A GREAT SUPPORTER of all his friends. He needs 25,000 comments for a 30 day blast. He's halfway there...lets finish it up for him!!!!!!! CLICK ON THE PIC BELOW TO COMMENT BOMB MY WONDERFUL FRIEND BORICUA DADDY
Sub....and % Of...
The submissive oneYou scored 39 Based on these results, we can see that you're submissive. You dont sacrifice your own desires for your partner, but you certainly put your partner's needs before your own, and you are relatively obedient. This test tracked 1 variable. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 15% on domsubLink: The Are you Dominant or submissive Test written by nahemah on Ok Cupid
Dj In Lounge! Dont Miss Out!!!!!
http://www.TrippyText.com - Trippy Texthttp://www.MakeYourSpace.com/ - MySpace Layouts GREAT MUSIC AND GOOD FUN LETS GET THIS PATY STARTED COME JOIN US IN THE HOTTEST NEW LOUNGE ON CT CLUB FANTASIA IS ROCKIN (repost of original by '~Fiesty Lil Vixen~Co Owner Of Club Fantasia~{CHERRY SNATCHER}~' on '2007-03-22 21:16:58')
As I Sit Here Pondering
As a wake up from a nap, I sit here pondering over what to do. Part of me is saying give him a second chance, another saying let him go, you dont need the drama. I wonder why he did what he did. There are things i did that didnt help, But cant one forgive and forget? Im stuck with wondering if i give in, And give a second chance. Will i be burned again? Or will it all work out? You never know what life has comming your way, Things my be good, or even bad. But what is one to do? Bonnie Marie Adams Copyright ©2007 Bonnie Marie Adams This is my work. If you would like to veiw more of the poety i have done please contact me and i will provide you with the information on how you can. I take pride in my peorty, for i have won Editors Choice 5 Years in a row, for maltiple poems i have written.
Fun Test
My score on The Do You Have Skills in Bed Test: The Sexologist(You scored 75 desirability, 86 skill, and 90 open-mindedness!)You're a freaking expert your soo good. I mean can you give me some pointers? Link: The Do You Have Skills in Bed Test (OkCupid Free Online Dating)
March 23, 2007: Mcdreamy
A man who is the epitome of charming. A man that makes the wrong decisions, and is often known as an asshole, jerk, or the ultimate heartbreaker. None other than Patrick Dempsey, who plays Dr. Shepherd on the ABC hit series [Grey's Anatomy]. "But that does not change the fact that she's got my McDreamy. And my McDog. She's got my McLife!" "I think I'm going to McVomit."
Douglas Adams
put together some quotes by one of my favorite authors...don't know what he was on when he wrote this stuff but its worth sharing A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. Douglas Adams Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. Douglas Adams Arthur hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realised there was a contradiction there and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife. Douglas Adams Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Douglas Adams For a moment, nothing happened.Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen. Douglas Adams He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it. Douglas Adams He inched his way up the corridor as if he would rather be yarding his way
Working On A Site
I will be working on creating my web site for the next few days. I finally found a web site builder that seems easy enough to use, even for an erotic author (and I need it simple too). I hope you will like it when I finally launch it. It may take awhile to get it finished as I am rather slow when it comes to technical stuff. I will have free erotic stories on the site as well as my LONG erotic ebooks that I will be writing. The ebooks will be for sale. Have a terrific Sunday. 36d hugs, ms. cleavage
The Ebb And Flow Of Friendships........
Sometimes as friends come in and out of our lives, it is an unsettling event. We as humans are so quick to take this as a rejection, fearing that it was something we did or did not do. Why our focus is so much on ourselves that it doesn't allow us to realize that it may have nothing to do with me, and everything to do with what is necessary for our friends personal development. Letting go is hard for us to do. Even the healthiest people want to keep the things that are familiar, the fear of the unknown is a scary thing. We go through our lives surrounding ourselves with the known quantity. We know what it is and what to do in situations, it is familiar and comfortable. The same thing seems to hold true in friendships that aren't healthy but they are known to us. It seems easier to keep the relationship than risk loosing the contact. Once again, when you face the fear and walk through what is necessary, once you pass to the other side, it looses it's fear. When fri
Birthday Love
would love it all if you could help out a wonderful man -- it is his BIRTHDAY today and he is at work -- a wonderful present would be for him to be able to level up -- lest all show him some wonderful BIRTHDAY CHERRY LOVE!!! cruzin69@ CherryTAP
It Only Hurts When I Breathe....
LOVE. IT'S IN THE MOMENT. IT'S THE LOOKS FROM ACROSS THE ROOM. IT'S THE SMILE THAT COME'S TO YOUR FACE JUST HEARING THIER NAME. IT'S LAUGHING AT NOTHING AT 2AM BECAUSE YOUR SO TIRED BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO FALL ASLEEP JUST YET. IT'S FINISHING EACHOTHER'S SENTANCES. IT'S SOMETHING YOU CAN'T JUST FORGET OR GET OVER. IT'S THE MOST POWERFUL FEELING IN THE WORLD. THE GREATEST YET THE MOST PAINFUL THING TO GO THROUGH.
Questions
WHY Why me? Why the pain and the heartache? HOW How did I fall for him? How did I believe the lies? WHEN When will I forget him? When will I forgive him? WHERE Where will I find Mr. Right? Where will I be when I fall in love again? WHAT What will I do when I find him? What will I tell him when I look into his eyes? Questions pop into my head What did I say what have I said? Why did I fall so deep for a man who was still just a boy? Why didn’t I realize that he saw me as a toy? When did I figure out that he wasn’t Mr. Right? When did I forget that I couldn’t stand to fight? Where will I go to get away from this mess? Where will I be when I finally rest? How will I get over this terrible pain? How did I keep from going insane?
Suicide
Suicide The door opens with the slight turn of the knob As the keys fall to the floor Eyes filling with tears A feeling forever more Red splatters all around the room A gun and empty shell The house all evacuated Nothing left to sell The love of your life You best friend now dead You go over to their side And lift up their head Already gone No way to save She loved you too much to wait She decided that she couldn’t take it anymore Then left you a note on the refrigerator door Love was felt for you that you could not return This is not supposed to be a lesson that you had never learned
Women
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing, Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, And she's a far better lover than you are." Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75. He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently. Up to 80 . "I want the car, too," he continues. 85 mph... "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!" The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?" The wife at la
Dis Is Reeeel Crap Yarly
Hints and tips on how to poo while at work. As much as we try to >convince ourselves otherwise, the WORKPOO is inevitable. For those who >hate pooing at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump >at work. THE ULTIMATE SURVIVAL GUIDE....... >CROP DUSTING -- When farting, you walk briskly around the office so The >smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't >know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until >the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the >smell has left your pants. >FLY BY -- The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooing. Walk in and >check for other pooers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and >come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may >become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom. >ESCAPEE -- A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal Or >forcing a poo in a cubicle. A sudden Wave
Trina's Space
hey wildeyes this one is for you. Here is a different problem for you. Do i have the word sucker written on my forhead a be nice about it. seems like everyone i know in my family (immediate) likes to screw me and i hate it. I am new at this so bare with me. hey if you have time and i know that you guysa are going to be home maybe ill stop by.
I Lost My Entire Address Book
...My phone died yesterday and I lost EVERYONES phone numbers...if I had your number (or you have mine) please send me a PM with your number (or just give me a call!)...
This Important Bill Will Help All Elephants
Note: This important bill will help ALL elephants in the State of California. It will ban bullhooks and chaining (except for veterinary procedures), which would be a huge feat. These inhumane methods of control affect elephants in circuses and zoos and those used for elephant rides. Other provisions for elephants in zoos may not seem as dramatic, but they are necessary and are a move in the right direction. Please support this bill! The Elephant Protection Act, AB 777, authored by Assemblyman Lloyd Levine, will make it a misdemeanor to use or be in the possession of a bullhook or similar device, or chains, while present around an elephant. In addition, this bill requires all stationary facilities, such as zoos that house elephants, to meet certain conditions. These conditions involve providing enrichment, proper substrate, a watering hole, and proof that the elephant is walking an average of 5 miles a day. These conditions only apply if the facility enlarges and reconstructs their e
Salute Contest (clarification 2)
It should also be sfw(sorry that it wasn't clearer to begin with) Anyone on my friend or family lists can enter. All you have to do is make me a salute, having either my sn or name on it. The contest will start next Sunday (April 8th) so you must enter by then, so I must receive your entry by the end of Saturday (the 7th).
Burkes Goin Out Of Bizzz Sale!!!
Hello to all my Mobile Al friends. the Burkes outlet in the Festival center is closing this month, along with their already low clearance prices they are taking an additional 50 % off the total . We racked up on jackets and sweatshirts and a few other things . While women clothes are the bulk of whats in the store there are some mens and childrens too.
Photoshop Contest
This took me some time to do I hope you'll comment bomb this pic for me. [ CherryTAP.com photo: 3500284557 ]
Just For Fun
....because it made me laugh ....because I am out of photo storage space because I *still* haven't done a salute. .... and because I feel compelled to "leave" on a positive note. LOL!
Hmmm
Sign
Taurus You are very stubborn, and your withdrawn nature makes you irresistible to hotties. You like sex to be romantic and passionate, and you know just how to make it that way. Your partners cannot resist your spontaneous and gentle nature. Sex matches: Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com sign
Daily Horoscope For Leo
Well Hell
You know I must be Bipolar or something like that. I feel like I've been kicked and kicked and don't want to take shit anymore. You see I was flying high there for a while. A random guy hit on me. This is something that does not usually happen to me. I didn't and I guess still don't take anything at face value when it comes to the male gender. I let myself get into the place where I was thinking ok, maybe I do want to date or something. But all of the sudden I feel like I've crashed. Like I don't care and will never date anyone again. Like I'll never have another first kiss or a guy who knows just the right spot on my neck to kiss. The feeling of butterfly's. I'm just there, here. Just floating and I hate it. I can tell everyone is tired of me talking about it. Like they just want to say shut up if you want something so badly go out there and get it. Which is the same shit I tell others. If you want something so badly go out there and get it at least know what you want. I can give othe
Sydney Royal Easter Show 2007
What i've been up to is i went to the Sydney Royal Easter Show 2007 on thursday 5/4/07 Australian Time and it on that day it was day 1 of the show it was totally awesome the fireworks display was totally and way cool and awesome they had extreme corruption which is freestyle motorx and other things and international rodeo Australia vs U.S.A. and that was awesome as well and there was polo on horses not the water kind haha tentpegging globe of death and Lady Cannonball Jennifer Schneider and i spent the whole day out there and i bought 2 WWE DX T-SHIRTS they were $40au each so 2 was $80au and for me that was a good price and the easter show is like a huge fair with rides showbags animals food and anything else you want to see or do hehe i had wicked and awesome time out there well time to finish up this blog until my next blog take care everybody from Bruce
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Shinytime
shinytime see those smiles....they are'nt for you...not the real you . they are because the faces see through you or more likely because the faces are just like you they shine whenever the world says it's shinytime...... even if thats not what they feel behind the mask at that time . you let them validate you and you don't think too deep it all comes out when I hear you crying in your sleep. they can make or break you and that makes and breaks me I want more for you...more than I want for me I will still return your void smile and thoughtless stare, I will never run too far just ask andI will be there. but, remember ...no matter how sour or unattractive my face is...my smiles for you are always real... and you will realize one day too late that my shinytime means more than all the rest because it is real and that is all too rare
Ahh The Pains Of Life And The Joy Of Love!
Hello dear reader, I’m glad you stoped by as today I am feeling so bad I think my darkness witch I lost many months ago is returning! Now I was going to put this on the bottom but instead I will put it on tope so you can read it first.... I hope it is not too sad... as I do not wish to make you upset! this is just a blog... mostly just mixed up feelings I was having when I started to write this...... and during to... lol...ok read on! Ok enough of that, now I shall say some good news hey! Or well most of you already know this but meh! To those who don’t pay attention or haven’t read my blogs yet I’m in love with a woman called Suzan and she is just the best even though I have made many mistakes she has forgiven me, and well what can I say I just love her so dam much so much so that I am willing to marry her right now!... and I am ready to give her the children she so badly wishes to have in her life!... and well if she is reading this I want to say sorry f
What Is Hidden Beneath...
Do you know what hides beneath this smiling face? A pain deeply concealed, from another time and place. Do you know what's kept hidden and completely out of view? So much loneliness and suffering... Things I never wish for you. Can you tell if these eyes have ever shed a tear? There's been so many - they've become as countless as my fears. Can you see the broken heart that has yet to forget? Torn into a million pieces, leaving only sorrow and regret. Do you notice the mask, I use to conceal all my despair? Placed to show a happy face, hidden secrets and pain - all the things I can not share.
Thanks
Thanks to Princess Evie for all the stash ratings. She helped me to level up .
Don't Wanna Look
This dream bother Doug when I told him about it since I was still pregante at the time. I am laying in a room loungeing on a bed, when my eyes open. I watch Doug walk up to me, in his eyes I see a tears shinning thru his dead eyes. In his hands he is carrying a small black box with golden swirling designs on it. My hands tremble, my head shakes in a silent plea of no. Slowly he lowers the box and inside, i see the edge of a snow white blanket and a small limp hand clutching it. I wake up....
Pet Diaries
Dog's Diary entries... > >8:00 am Dog food! My favorite thing! > >9:30 am A car ride! My favorite thing! > >9:40 am A walk in the park! My favorite thing! > >10:30 am Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! > >12:00 pm Lunch! My favorite thing! > >1:00 pm Played in the yard! My favorite thing! > >3:00 pm Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! > >5:00 pm Milk bones! My favorite thing! > >7:00 pm Got to play ball! My favorite thing! > >8:00 pm Wow! Watched TV with my master! My favorite thing! > >11:00 pm Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! > > >Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary: > >Day 683 of my captivity. > > > > My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me
Tears At My Eyelash
touch my eyelash with your eyelash in a way that place all your tears at my eyelash All the time ,all the moments you have been with me yes, this body has been sometimes near and sometimes far whichever worries you got , give my address to all of them I really don’t like sadness/worries at your face It seems illegal your relation with worries listen to my request, throw it way from your face touch my eyelash with your eyelash in a way that place all your tears at my eyelash
Sexual Zodiac
Scorpio You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general. You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take. Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
A Realization I Have Come To...
So I was driving home from dinner last night, and I was just thinking...random thoughts really. Then all of a sudden out of nowhere it hit me, why I am the way I am with guys. It all goes back to my father, I mean I knew he had some effect on how I am around guys but I just didn't know how much. Whenever I am around my father, I guess the easiest way to put it is I flirt with him. At least the way I flirt with guys in real life, not a sexual kind of flirt, but a look at me kind of flirt. It is disgusting really, but I am always trying to prove to him that I am good enough to be his daughter. That is what I do with guys, try to prove that I am good enough for them to talk to, or to be with. In both areas I have failed miserably. I am glad I have figured this out, but at the same time I am worried...how the hell am I suppose to fix this, or change this. I honestly couldn't care less about my father at this moment, he isn't and hasn't been there for me and I am tired of his shit. The thin
Bad Day Gone Bad
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his Drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps up next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts crying. "Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver. "I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I have no insurance. "I grabbed a cab home, but after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab. At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener. So I came to this bar and was trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life. "And then you show up and drink the damn poison!"
A Sinking Ship?
Coming over from that other place whose name shall not be mentioned so long ago, the LC, now the CT used to be a far superior alternative to that other place. People were spreading the word left and right about how great this place is and it was expanding faster and faster every day, and probably still is. While that place most people left was constantly buggy, the CT ran like a swiss watch, and after all that Happy Hour, ViC and Blast money kept rolling in, it seemed to get even better, at first. Then things started to go downhill. People who you thought were close friends turned out not to be who they were. Someone else's pictures were used and a fake profile was created. Suddenly they implemented new rules to ostensibly prevent people who were using scripts to cheat. And suddenly we were rating too fast, commenting too fast, flooding the server in one way or the other. Apparently whatever is preventing the cheating from occuring, is also penalizing those of us with newer comp
Im In A Contest For The Sexiest Female Cherry
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Nothing In Particular...
It's 2:23am Sunday morning. I'm still awake. There's supposed to be a storm on the way. Hopefully not too bad. I'll try not to sleep Sunday away. Still new to this CherryTap. Just playing around with it. Well, off for more chillage...Later!
Anime Convention
I got to go to my first Anime Convention. It was in Nashville, and it was soooooo much fun! I bought my sister here birthday present, me a Trinity Blood lighter, and worked at the convention for three hours, which got me 3 free mangas! It was a great day!!!! I cant wait till next year! Its going to be so great! The only part I didnt like, was that I made new friends, but forget to get email addresses or phone numbers! T_T
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The Stage Of America
I was wondering am i just a bit paranoid or does all these events seem to connect in a way where only America benefits. 9/11, the wars of the middle east, the oil, or before that the fights our military involved themselves in diamond mines in africa while we were distracted by a president gettin a bj by monica, america's corperations % of total american gross has been growing faster then ever. this list can go on for chapters but it seems like everyone is ignoring these things you know maybe i am paranoid.
Woo
i got the new nin album a day before you can buy it in stores. /excited
6 Questions
YOU CAN ASK ME SIX QUESTIONS 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. __________________________________________________ No matter how random, revealing, rude, or pointless __________________________________________________ I promise to answer them 100% truthfully __________________________________________________ All questions are COMPLETELY confidential __________________________________________________ [[[Repost this to see what others ask you...]]] as "6 questions?" __________________________________________________ IF YOU DON'T THEN YOU'RE SCARED OF WHAT PEOPLE MAY ASK (repost of original by 'tonz1404...snot bowl' on '2007-04-16 13:27:35') (repost of original by 'Just Lil Me' on '2007-04-16 13:46:53') (repost of original by 'dcowboysfan1978' on '2007-04-16 15:33:17')
Love
You're my man, my mighty king, And I'm the jewel in your crown, You're the sun so hot and bright, I'm your light-rays shining down, You're the sky so vast and blue, And I'm the white clouds in your chest, I'm a river clean and pure, Who in your ocean finds her rest, You're the mountain huge and high, I'm the valley green and wide, You're the body firm and strong, And I'm a rib bone on your side, You're an eagle flying high, I'm your feathers light and brown, You're my man, my king of kings, And I'm the jewel in your crown.
Phone Flix
Didn't know John was recording! ughhh lol
Fuckitol
Zangy Comment Graphics
A Little Less Talk Alot More Action
Music Video:A LITTLE LESS TALK AND A LOT MORE ACTION (by Toby Keith)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone
What My Friends Think About Me?
They think I'm : funny, cool, sarcastic, nice, loyal, sassy, different... Honestly I dont know why they think I'm cool LOL. I'm just being me... Funny if I'm in the good mood, sarcastic n sassy well my mom did said that's me (geezzz I cant believe u call me sassy like my mom!!). Nice and loyal? Absolutely to my dearest friends to certain extend... to other really I could care less, I can be nice I cant be not nice it all depend on certain circumstances. Very interesting what they think about me...
All Familly An Friends Of Fish,please Add Me
Seeking Friends all Family + Friends of Lord_Fish_Wolf ,please add me. Just here for Fun,as myspace is getting boreing.Lord_Fish_Wolf won the Bet so here I am.The Goal is to catch up to him
Chain Letter
BILLY CONNOLLY'S CHAIN LETTER Hello, my name is Billy and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Scotland with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show. And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we? Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day! What a bunch of bullshit. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour. Fuck 'em!! If you're going to forward something, at least sen
Hay
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Beauty
Title: Beauty Beauty, what is beauty? Is it the sun setting over the ocean? Is it a single drop of dew on a blade of grass? Might it be waves of wheat danceing in a field? I've always been told beauty is only skin deep or beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I say there all wrong beauty is and always will be, at the moment your eyes find your way to her even in the darkest of places light radiants from around her. your heart jumps down in to your stomach. Every moment with her is the best moment in your existants. Every second I spend with her I feel brand new, born again. Until next we might meet. I shall keep the memories alive as they dance in my head.
A Cowboy In A Gay Bar !
Brokeback Bar (lol) cute A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. But what the heck, he says to himself, "I can really use a drink." When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your weewee?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that, all I want is a drink." The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your weewee. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan 'Just Do It,' and that guy down at the end of the bar calls his, Snickers, because it really 'Satisfies.'" The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks back and says with a smile "T imex," and the thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!" A little shake
*~fun With Yahoo - Session 16~*
randomman816: may i ask u something PiercedQT: What's that? randomman816: suppose u are in a bath room stall smoking a cigarette suddenly a penis comes through the hole and the voice on the other side says "surprise me?..what would u say through the wall and what would u do about it?? PiercedQT: I'd put my cigarette out right on the tip of it. randomman816: ouch are u serious PiercedQT: Completely serious. randomman816: wait youd just calmly and innocently reach out and put the cig on his unsuspectinig penis PiercedQT: If a guy has the audacity to shove his cock in a bathroom, which is suppose to be private, I'd assume the jerk-off would expect the worst. randomman816: youd only graze him with the cig right nothing too serious PiercedQT: Nope - I'd put it completely out - I'd use him as an ashtray. randomman816: wow you do havea little mean streak dont ya PiercedQT: You say that as if I wouldn't be justified in the matter. ran
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About Me
So i filled this out for someone and it took forever so i figured i should put it to use and atleast post it somewhere if anybody wants to know about me now u do......haha THE BASICS: Name? Cindy Gender? chica Age? 21 Screen Name? Sweettpie999 Birthday? march 7th Race? cracker School/Grade? yup college Job? student Status? relationship? taken Hometown? Johanesburge, South Africa Current Town? Vancouver, WA Parents Still Together? yup Siblings? older brother Pets? my cute puppy mikey Smoker? nooooo Drinker? yes please Virgin? hmm....probably not Orientation? i like men.....mostly Drugs? noooo thanks THE APPEARANCE: Hair Color? red with blonde hi lights Is It Dyed? uhh above Eye Color? blue or green depending on my mood Height? 5ft7ish Style? girly? i can be whatever u want Glasses/Contacts/None? contacts and no they arent colored lol Freckles? yup i got some of those Body Type? curvy? Shoe Size? 9 Piercings? in my ears count Want More? i dont
Introduce Yourself
You'll be surprised how much you didn't know about your friends after this! 1. Ever punch someone in the face? 2. How old are you? 3. Are you single or taken? 4. Eat with your hands or utensils? 5. Do you dream at night? 6. Ever seen a corpse? 7. Have you ever wished someone dead? 8. Do You Like Bush, the president? 9. Whats your philosophy on life? and death? 10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know about it, what would it be? 11. Do you trust the police? 12. Do you like country music? 13. what is your fondest memory of me? 14. If you could change anything about yourself would you? 15. Would you date me? 16. What do you wear to sleep? 17. Have you ever peed in a pool? while you were still in it? 18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to? 19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? 20. What is your favorite thing about me? 21. Do you think I'm attractive? 22. What's your f
My Autobiography
1. Who took your deafult pic? my best friend 2. Exactly what are you wearing right now? sweat pants and a tank top 3. What is your current problem? Sleepy dont feel good 4. What makes you most happy? My children 5. What's the name of the song that you're listening to? Nickelback Saving Me 7. Do you like MTV? yea.. 8. Name something that annoys you about people. WHEN people talk nice to your face and bull shit behind your back ! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 1 1. Nickname(s): Wicked, Angel,sweets 2. eye color? blue green ........................................................................................................ Chapter 2: FAMILY 1. Do you live with your parent(s)? Oh no never again 2. Do you get along with your parent(s)? I am a spoiled daddys girl 3. Are your parents married/separated/divorced? married going on 37 years 4. Do you have any Siblings?4 SISITER
To Vampy Cassiel Let's Forget About Men For Awhile :)
When You Love A Women
In my life I see where I've been I said that I'd never fall again Within myself I was wrong My searchin' ain't over...over I know that When you love a woman You see your world inside her eyes When you love a woman You know she's standin' by your side A joy that lasts forever There's a band of gold that shines waiting Somewhere..Oh yeah If I can't believe that someone is true To fall in love is so hard to do I hope and pray tonight Somewhere you're thinkin' of me girl Yes I know...I know that When you love a woman You see your world inside her eyes When you love a woman You know she's standing by your side A joy that lasts forever There's a band of gold that shines, waiting Somewhere...OH... It's enough to make you cry When you see her walkin' by And you look into her eyes Whoa.... When you love a woman You see your world inside her eyes When you love a woman Well you know she's standing by your side A joy that lasts forever There's a band of
My Uncle Passed Away Monday Morning
TO ALL MY FRIENDS,FANS,FAMILY: I WONT BE ON TOMM. OR THURSDAY. I AM GOING TO MY UNCLE'S FUNERAL THURSDAY MORNING. TOMM. I WILL BE SLEEPING MOST OF THE DAY TO GET SOME REST. ALSO I WILL HAVE TO GO BUY AN OUTFIT FOR THE FUNERAL. HE DIED OF CANCER. WE KNEW HE WAS GOING TO GO. BUT WAS NOT SURE WHEN EXACTLY. IT IS HITTING MY SISTER HARDER BECAUSE HE IS HER GODFATHER. SO MY PLEASE KEEP ME AND MY FAMILY IN YOUR PRAYERS. THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS. I SHOULD BE BACK ON SOMETIME ON FRIDAY. BIG HUGS,LOVE, CHARLENE
Ready For Love (poem)
Ready For Love Take my hand and lead the way; tell me all you want to say. Whisper softly in my ear, all those things I want to hear. Kiss my lips and touch my skin; bring out passions deep within. Pull me close and hold me near; take away my pain and fear. In the darkness of the night, be my beacon, shine your light. In the brightness of the sun, show me that you are the one. Give me wings so I can fly; for I can soar when you're nearby. Enter my heart, break down the wall, it's time for me to watch it fall. I've been a prisoner, can't you see? Break my chains and set me free. Strip me of my armor tight; you'll find I won't put up a fight. Release my soul held deep within . . . I'm ready now, let love begin.
Hehehe, Sarcasm
1 What was your last dream about? I spent ten long hours screaming fire hose, but alas no one ever listened. 2 What would you do if someone smacked your butt? I would thank them and hand them the agreed upon amount of cash. 3 What was the first movie that gave you nightmare? Cinderella, who the hell wants a happily ever after with some guy who can’t even go look for you himself? 4 Ever attend a theme party? Theme? I think all parties I go to carry the same theme - sex & alcohol - woohoo 5 If you could have one superpower, how would you misuse it? I want the power to look at people and make them orgasm uncontrollably, how could that ever be misused though? 6 How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man? Now let’s examine this shall we? He needn’t walk down any roads for the fact that just by being a male he is called man by default . . . Correct? It’s better to as how many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a good man .
You Got To See This
MAKE SURE TO READ THIS FIRST AND THEN WATCH THE VIDEO Jennifer and Jim kept getting huge water bills. They knew beyond a doubt that the bills weren't representative of their actual usage. But no matter how they tried to conserve, the high bills continued. Although they could see nothing wrong, they had everything checked for leaks or problems: first the water meter, then outdoor pipes, indoor pipes, underground pipes, faucets, toilets, washer, ice maker, etc. -- all to no avail. One day Jim was sick and stayed home in bed, but kept hearing water running downstairs. He finally tore himself from his sick bed to investigate, and stumbled onto the cause of such high water bills. Apparently this was happening all day long when they were not at home. Knowing that few would believe him, he taped a segment of the 'problem' for posterity. Now watch the video at: http://www.zippyvideos.com/4587694116580766/waterleakproblem/
Materialism
Is it just me or has the world gotten more materialistic and all people think about is money? I'm always hearing, "Hey Timmy you still owe me $20" or "When are you gonna repay me that $10" or "You still have my tools you borrowed 5 years ago". Man, what is with people?
Going Out Tonight
FOR ALL MY LOCAL FRIENDS WE ARE GOING OUT TO GROUND ZERO TONIGHT...HOPE SOME OF YALL CAN COME OUT: This is whose playing: Friday As I Lay Dying, Evergreen Terrace,August Burns Red,Fair To Midland,By The Sins Fell Angels,Straight Line Stitch
Sad
I am sad because I'm not with you. I am sad because I love you and this wait is killing me. I am sad because letting you go when we are on the phone hurts me. I am sad because I want to feel you sleeping next to me. I am sad because I want to be with you more than I want anything else. I am sad because I have to wait so long to feel your kiss. All these reasones are why I am sad. Baby I love you more then life itself.
Happy Mother's Day To All The Mom's Including Myself
Day 2
still getting to all of you and so many sexy people out there i will get round you i promise let me know if i miss you if you want to add me madame_roxie@yahoo.com have sexy weeks roxie x ps leave some love for me too
Haunted Mining Town
Haunted Mining Town United States, Arizona, Jerome During the turn of the century, thousands of miners flocked to this boomtown to seek fortune. After the copper mine was depleted, all but one hundred of the miners left. Today, the community is a haven for artists, and has been designated a historical landmark. Ghosts in the town include that of a prostitute that resides in the building now called “Spook Hall.” In the Old Episcopal Church on Cleopatra Hill, a white, misty sprit of unknown origin has been spotted on numerous occasions. In the Old Company Clinic, the ghosts of the influenza epidemic of 1917 are said to reside.
Come On Guys I Need To Know!!!!
Hey Guys!!! Please help me out here!!! Chris the owner of Mybabespace is offering you a 1 year free gold membership if you sign up!!! I need to know from all that has signed up so I can get credit. Please send me a shout or private message that you signed up so I know and can keep track to let Chris know. Oh ya one more thing..alot of you are having a hard time finding me...there is a blog saying I'm in Mybabespace contest for the month of May with pics you click on to vote also you can find a Mybabespace pic towards the top of my profile in the about me section just click on the pic and it will take you to the voting area but remember you must sign up to vote!!!! Thanks from deep in my heart for all the support and love you have given me!!!! xoxoxox ~Prtyeyes~
What Is Love?
What is love? Love is a feeling Love is a saying. Love is what you have for that someone special. Love is knowing you care. Love is knowing they care. Love is many things. Love is a very strong emotion. I love you honey. This is dedicated to Rachael the girl I love with all my heart she means everything to me.
Random Questions Whom Most People Believe There Are No Answers, But There Are...
- Can you cry under water? - If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? - Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? - Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? - Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? - If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? - If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? - Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? - How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America??? - Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. - If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call? - Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup? - Why is there a light in the fridge and not
Our Children
I sit and wander, where time goes we try our best to teach them right, as times change and our children grow, We love them with all our might. It's not easy to raise a child at times, we don't know what to do we weren't given any instructions It's a challenge that's all new. Our children, are our lives and our most important goal, to love and to guide them and to place them in life's role. Our children are our future and time will only tell the job we've done as parents and if we've done it well....
Bindin
Binding Heart To manifest the thought of you Is to consider there is a heaven To glance at you Pierces through a lost soul to save me To inhale a sweet aroma from your radiant brown hair Makes the summer roses weep To embrace your lips against mine Trembles my mind To worship everything that you are Binds my time and my heart for you
My Super I.q. Test
Your IQ score is 152. This means that you are smarter than 99.9% of all other Super IQ test takers. This number is the result of a scientifically-tested formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on the Tickle Super IQ Test. But there's more to intelligence than a single number, a single score, or a single label. Tickle uses 8 distinguishable dimensions of intelligence in the Super IQ Test. By analyzing your individual scores on those 8 scales, we are able to look beyond the raw IQ score into how you process information, and which intellectual strengths you're best at. Your test results indicate that the way you process information makes you a Complex Intellectual. You are highly intelligent and talented in two critical areas: math and language. While others may be skilled at one, you are exceptional at both. Your ability to understand theoretical or abstract information and your attention to detail only make your mathematical and linguistic skills stronger.
All This Time.....feelings Of Forever.....
Lately I've been starting to feel more distant from everything and everyone. Even to the point of not caring so much so. I think to a time when I was rather happy. But at that point in time. Probably was the worse time in life but not as bad as it might of seem then. For some reason that point in time I feel as if I was more alive. Then again I'm just looking back to this time as a point of no return. Time through the hour glass as it seems for things that used to be or once was. I mean sure it was a great time in my life when I was younger. But that is more distant than ever before now. Plus nothing stays the same.... I feel more and more as if I'm changing... not sure if for the good or the bad. But as time seems to keep going and the world does not stand still. I can't help but feel as if I'm drifting through time now..... What once was, will not be for long. Far removed from all things bad and good just makes things numb. Or all things good and bad just make the nu
Sunday Night.
And in direct defiance of my last blog, I didn't do a thing today -- except grocery shop, put gas in my car, cook dinner, do laundry, do dishes, read a book, code some, install some foreign language software, pay some bills, and... Wow. Come to think of it, maybe I DID do something today.
Mixing Boxes
i feel like i won a million bucks... events of the last couple days have put me on top of the world... but i have a problem. those million bucks im feeling like wont buy the one thing i really want... you see good thing=winning the lottery bad thing=i have not a soul to tell about said good thing. You see im a procrastinator. i put everything off until the very last second. including talking to and getting in contact with my friends. I think i have alienated alot of people. I want ever so much to be with my friends. I think about them all the time. you see i am a very compartmentalized person. i put all areas of my life in little boxes. boyfriends in one box. gaming friends in one. cherry tap friends clarksville friends mason city friends. clear lake friends nora springs friends. and belmond friends. each box is of a different size. they all look different in my mind. they represent periods in my life. i keep all these boxes because they all represent good parts of the
Music
One Hundred Ways
Nothing New..
The greatest myth today is that America will not lead you astray With this I say. Notices that history; shows only one side of the play. The word “history” is self-explanatory, It’s the oppressor’s justification of why he killed me So to those I say this Pay attention. This is only going to be said once. My deep dark skin is a symbol of power, intelligence, and ambition Each day I accumulate more information with every intention to plot and scheme to give my future a more prosperous dream. My potential is endless, motivation relentless. I am the man who bare witness. To accomplish this goal “society” calls “success”. I commit myself to excellence, and strive for the best. My wit is unmatched, Soul in tact, waiting to strike back, at the drop of the hat.
Politics
My choice early in life was either to be a piano-player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference. Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living. A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poli', meaning 'many', and the word 'tics', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'. I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
Jokes To Offend Everyone
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dirt bag Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 10 years and 45 lbs What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. Why is it so hard for women to
Samething I Guess
Well yesterday one of my kids lynn that is going to have a baby.i talked about her in my last blog.well she called me and told me that she loved me.i told her i loved her to but we needed to talk.She said ok.Well that was last night i have not sence im not sure where this leaves us now?????????????????

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