1 What was your last dream about?
I spent ten long hours screaming fire hose, but alas no one ever listened.
2 What would you do if someone smacked your butt?
I would thank them and hand them the agreed upon amount of cash.
3 What was the first movie that gave you nightmare?
Cinderella, who the hell wants a happily ever after with some guy who can’t even go look for you himself?
4 Ever attend a theme party?
Theme? I think all parties I go to carry the same theme - sex & alcohol - woohoo
5 If you could have one superpower, how would you misuse it?
I want the power to look at people and make them orgasm uncontrollably, how could that ever be misused though?
6 How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
Now let’s examine this shall we? He needn’t walk down any roads for the fact that just by being a male he is called man by default . . . Correct? It’s better to as how many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a good man . . .
7 If you were to tattoo someone else, what would you put on the person, and where?
Well that all depends on who I am tattooing now doesn’t it? I’d tattoo “Fuck off Bill I belong to Jessie” on Judy’s ass . . . Hehehe
8 Would you take a position as a benevolent dictator?
I have my goals set upon world domination so yeah gotta start somewhere
9 Name your yacht.
Wicked Perfection
10 are you health freak ?
If you remove the word health then yes yes I am
11 righty or lefty ?
I can masturbate equally well with both and that is all that matters
12 have you ever danced in front of your mirror naked?
Where were you at 7:30 this morning?
13 have you ever eaten alligator meat?
Eaten lots of meat in my life
14 What is your pet peeve?
I don’t have a pet
15 What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
I am not a yuppie nor overpriced thank you
16 What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life?
Death by sex
17 What Is The Best Feeling In The World?
O-R-G-A-S-M
18 can you touch your tongue to your nose?
Why would I want to? It would be more impressive to touch my ass to my nose now woudn’t it?
19 Do you believe there is life on other planets?
If you had my friends you’d pray nightly that there was as well
20 What is something scientists need to invent?
Orgasm in a can
21 If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
The size of that girls tits . . .
