I'm sorry
That I'm not enough of a slut to sleep with you on a first date
I'm sorry
That my boobs aren't big enough to "satisfy" your needs
I'm sorry
That I'm not anorexic and skinny enough for you to see my ribs
I'm sorry
That I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl"
I'm sorry
That I'm not a Playboy model so I can't act like a porn star for you
I'm sorry
I don't have a dream body that turns you on
But most of all
I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am
