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In The Mind Of The Rockstar Princess
What is in my mind right about now? Well a lot of things actually. I have just graduated from a community college here in Michigan and I'm going on to a University. But thing is, I have to tread lightly bcuz of a couple of stories that I have heard from friends. But that does not matter, all it matters is that I'm doing my business and that is how I will leave it at that. Plus, the love of my life, (Christopher) is doing just fine and everytime I talked to him, I feel so much closer to him than ever before. More later as it will develop.

Stupid Questions Ii
Stupid Questions II 1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress? 2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth? 3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed? 4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"? 5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit? 6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? 7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer? 8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date? 9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat? 10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? 11. What do people in China call their good plates? 12. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can

Important About Me...
ok.. to let all of my sexy friends of mine on here.. friday june first.. my appendix burst. and they have to do emergancy surgery on me friday nite.. it took them 3 hrs for the surgery. because they couldnt control my bleeding or my blood pressure.. so they almost lost me twice.. im home now.. recovering.. i got out of the hospital today at 2 pm.. by the grace of god.. my blood pressure went back to normal.. i have over 100 staples in my tummy. they had to reopen my hystroectmony(sp) to find th bleedin..

Im In A Piercing Contest Come Show Your Support
the contest is for a blast and i could use all the help i can get!! the pic is of my corset piercing on my back =] come bomb it thanks eveyone! it starts in 8 mins!! xoxo http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=494071&albumid=378054&i=3880049545

The Dying Rose
Crimson drops of love and sorrow will fall upon the wall tomorrow Endless echos of hows and whys will fall from their crying eyes A secret so dark that no one knows and here let lay the dying rose

I'm Outta Here!
I am being whisked away to San Diego for the weekend and I just wanted to wish all my friends a great and safe weekend! It has been years since I have been able to get away and I am so looking forward to it! I will check in with everyone when I get back and probably will have some pictures to share. Susie :D

Stupid Shit
Ok so heres the deal...i hate drama i also hate liars lol ....so for that certain man out there that is all bout lieing and bullshit...i hope you have fun, i just see it as a bump in my lifes road but i guarentee that bitch has nothing on me and what i can do for you.....lol but its kewl go ahead and have fun with the trashy bitch.....lol Shows me what your actual TYPE is.....lol....ok enough bout that.......Well for whoever is reading this im actually divorced now and im coming to the states soon so if you wanna Get at me, go head, just hit me up!

Lies ???
We all lie, all the time. Most people lie 4 times a day It causes problems, to say the least. So why do we do it? It boils down to trying to look good both to ourselves and others. It's tied in with self-esteem some poeple can't help it. We find that as soon as people feel that their self-esteem is threatened, they immediately begin to lie at higher levels. Did i wake you up? You'll say "No" why? Not all lies are harmful. In fact, sometimes lying is the best approach for protecting privacy and ourselves and others from malice, Some deception, such as boasting and lies in the name of tact and politeness, can be classified as less than serious. But bald-faced lies (whether they involve leaving out the truth or putting in something false), are harmful, as they corrode trust. The best thing is when someone lies about a lie. Think back to when you where a kid- "Did you take the cookie? " NO MOMMY" Now think about your day today. Did you lie? How many times? do you kn

"write It Down!"
It's a brand new lifeBold and beautifulbright and colorfulNew things all around meNew faces,new placesNew friendshipsNew traces of loveNew experiencesThis life is to short,to be stuck in the same placeFind yourself firstFind happiness firstFind happiness aloneFind yourself aloneThen the companionship will followSurround yourself with positivityThen you will find clarity and creativityInspirations to inspirelet go of all lust and desiresDon't hold back!Make this life worth livingIt's a big beautiful worldStep outside your boxExperience what there is to seeWrite it down as poetryFor th

Gone
I reach to you with out stretched arms You know that I am here And every time I try to touch You pull away in fear I've never tried to hurt you Or take away what's yours But when I try to love you It's like fighting raging wars Life's too short to waste it On one who just won't care And there will be no next time My love has gone elsewhere

Everyone Watch Out For
WATCH OUT these haters! They have rated me 1's! 1.~*BJ*~ H.T.A.'s Sweetest Bombshell & Recruiter *Plus Size Pin-up Girl* 2.'Evan' 3. fudge887 - rated me a 3 4. '~Dj Twisted Vengeance~ Still Twisteds lil Beotch' 5. [ CherryTAP.com photo: 1449751164 ] 6. [ CherryTAP.com photo: 1226216865 ] rating me a 5 7.[ fubar.com photo: 3843692591 ]rated 2

Necrometer! Check It Out!
Anyone in the Rochester ,NY area looking to audition for NECROMETER should contact Sick Machine at www.myspace.com/necrometer Sick Machine -- Necrometer@ MySpace If you do not have a MySpace account or refuse to make one, contact Wolferz leaving a method to reply to you. Wolferz - Elder Wolf Druid@ CherryTAP

Wedding Day!!!!!!
It is 2:40am Sunday June 24th. I am just winding down from the last few frantic days. My son got married Saturday the 23rd. He gave me the daughter I never had. Jamie has the patience of a saint and she loves my son. She is a reasonably decent mother to the 3 grand kids. No body is a perfect parent. Not even me. But now I can tell every one I have a daughter-in -law. I now have bragging rites for all 3 boys. Treston is now officially a step grandson. I have been his grandma since he was 2yrs old. And you know that doesn't make me feel old. 3 grandsons. Wow! A girl would have been nice, but I just can't imagine not having Treston and his obsession for his Game Boy. Or what would I do with out Bryce and his leprechaun smile. Or Caleb who has the most wonderful disposition and infectious smile. Nope not old at all. Just very very happy. And looking forward to the next big event. Caleb and Trestons combined birthday party. Good night. I know I will sleep well.

A True Friend
A true friend Your a friend thats always there Your a friend that never leaves You have a pure heart Your there for every thing Your there when i need you Your there when i dont You love me for me You know how i am Your in my heart Our friendship never ends Our love is always there Your in my heart Our friendship is here In our hearts And never ending souls.

6 Affairs
The 1st Affair: A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted,they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM .. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" his wife demanded. "I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon." "You lying bastard!You've been playing golf!" ************************************************ The 2nd Affair: A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife, "There's no way I can be the father of t

About Me!
Ok everyone, this is a Blog about who I am and things of that nature. so lets start this off. My name is Steve, I am 20 years old and I am from Brooklyn, NY. I am a U.S. MARINE, not a Soldier. get it right. unfortunatly I am single, but I am trying to work out the issues of my life with my ex. (the girl in one of my pictures), I have 3 Tattoos, one on my leg, one on my spine, and the other on my right arm. I am working on getting my next ones within the next few weeks. I love tattoos. I currently live in Japan, Great place. My dream vacation site is Rome/Venice, Italy. I would do anything to get there. I have 2 younger brothers. My dad is my best friend, and i have been blessed with so many great friends that i call them my family. Anyway, that is all for now. if you have anything to ask just message me and i will let you know. BTW, Ladies, i love NSFW pictures, so dont be shy with me LOL!!!! Peace!!

Men And Women
- THiNGS WOMEN MiGHT WANT TO KNOW - 1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capactity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong. 3) 80% of American men are circumsized, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. - THiNGS MEN MiGHT WANT TO KNOW - 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consi der themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24%

Hunger..
I feel the sheets running slowly down my body, till they fall to floor.. I know your touch, I feel your warm hands run up my thighs and I know what you want to do.. I watch for you everyday, wishing you will come home early, waiting for you at the door.. Wanting to kiss you, wanting to touch you, wanting your breath on my neck, wanting you.. Your lips still wet, you slide your body over mine and kiss me... You still don't understand what I would give up for you, you are so gentle.. You are worried I will break and I only worry I can not get enough of you, I am not weak.. I want to taste every inch of you, remember every kiss, every touch, for less I will not settle.. I know we can not go on forever, it feels though like I am unable to get my fill.. I am yours, my body is only for your touch, your desires, your taste.. I am my own woman, but this body, in this bed, ask and you will have, here, with you I need no free will.. It is over, you lay there, exh

"this Mistake"
Misconceptions leave you lonely who will you run to when I'm not there? Take all of who I am while breaking me I won't be your answer I'm not your fucking slave I won't let you go you cant walk away from this mistake Desperation filling my lungs breathing all of you in to keep you here You let the lies you live deconstruct your mind avoiding conflict you can't turn back on me now. I won't let you go You can't walk away from this mistake ©ALightDivided2007

Dont Know Much About History
Dont Know Much About History lyrics Artist - Sam Cooke Album - Various Songs Lyrics - Dont Know Much About History Don´t know much about history Don´t know much biology Don´t know much about a science book Don´t know much about the french i took But i do know that i love you And i know that if you love me too What a wonderful world this would be Don´t know much about geography Don´t know much trigonometry Don´t know much about algebra Don´t know what a slide rule for But i know that one and one is two And if this one could be with you What a wonderful world this would be I don´t claim to be an 'a'-student But i'm tryin to be Maybe by being an 'a'-student, baby I can win your love for me Don´t know much about history Don´t know much biology Don´t know much about science books Don´t know much about the french i took But do know that i love you And i know that if you love me too What a wonderful world this would be

~ Soldiers Returning Home ~ 21 Picture Salute!!
God Bless Our Men And Women Over Seas That Have Fought For Our Countries And Are Now Coming Home... And For What They Have Faced And What They Are Coming Home To... Here Is The Link To The First Of The Pictures... God Bless You And Thank You!!!!! Layout Comments Graphics Military Images New Comment Codes HOT Layout Comments Graphics Troops Images New Comment Codes HOT

Sir George Dead At Age 38
This is copied so all will remember this wonderful man.....RIP SIR GEORGE DEAD AT AGE 38 HELLO, YOU MAY HAVE REMEMBERED ME, IM JOHNNIE SUE, SIR GEORGE'S NIECE. I HAVE SOME VERY BAD NEWS, MY UNCLE GEORGE HAS DIED IN A CAR WRECK AT 10:30 AM THIS MORNING! HE HAD DIED INSTANTLY ON IMPACT WITH ANOTHER CAR! WE ARE SADDEN BY HIS LOSS AND THIS ACCOUNT AS HIS OTHERS WILL BE DELETED IN THE NEXT COUPLE DAYS. I KNOW HE WOULD HAVE WANTED FOR YOU HIS FRIENDS TO TAKE WHAT PICTURES OR POEMS THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO REMEMBER HIM BY? SO SIR GEORGE SPURLING HAS DIED AT THE AGE OF 38 JULY 24, 2007 AT 10:30 AM JUST SO YOU KNOW, HE LOVED EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU VERY MUCH!! This was in Sir George's comments, by his friend Firefly. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WHEN TOMORROW STARTS WITHOUT ME When tomorrow starts without me, and I’m not there to see, If the sun should rise, and find your eyes all filled with tears for me. I wish so much you wouldn’t cry, the way you did today, While

What Can A Penny Do?
I found a penny today laying on the ground. But it's not just a penny, this little coin I've found. Found pennies come from heaven, that's wha t my Grandpa told me. He said Angels toss them down. Oh, how I loved that story. He said when an Angel misses you, they toss a penny down; Sometimes just to cheer you up, to make a smile out of your frown. So, don't pass by that penny when you're feeling blue. It may be a penny from heaven that an Angel's tossed to you.

Life Is Truly Good!
Well, life is the best it has been in a very very long time...I have come to the realization that I am where Im suppose to be...and Im happier than I could have ever imagined...and its all thanks to a conversation with someone who means alot to me...whether he knows it or not...and it was thanks to him that I realized just what I have...I have a wonderful man beside me, who takes care of me and loves and respects me...and I love him more than he will ever know...I have a girlfriend that I love more than she will ever know...she is an amazing woman...I have never met anyone like her...and I would not trade either of them for the world...I have a roof over my head, food in my tummy, good friends and a family who loves me...Im working on getting a job...everything seems to be falling into to place perfectly...or rather as perfectly as my life will allow...my life is pure imperfection and I could not ask for more...I refuse to give up this life for anything...Im happy...I am completely and

Hitchhikers
You try to figure out your life the best you can. Your parents are always in your way. So off you go to find your piece of mind. You take a map and start for the highway. You walk on the side holding out your thumb. Waiting for someone to stop to give you a ride. You're all alone in a big lonely world. All you want to do is go somewhere and hide. So fret not and go home Someday you'll find yourself inside.

This Was Made By Hot Sexy Bbw For Her Husband Ray It Made Me Cry I Wanted To Share It Will All! (from The Bulletin Board)
Cindy Aka Hot sexy BBW Made this for her Husband Ray who is in the hospital with Cystic Fibrosis and it made me cry (yes I admit it it made me cry) I wanted to share this will every one she posted it in her blog but its just too beautiful to keep there! Cindy and Ray you know I love you guys and I have all my hopes for things to get better! Yall BOTH are in my thoughts and prayers! Make photo slide shows at www.OneTrueMedia.com

Head Games
hello first off to all my friends who keep it real or realistic. I am a single, hard working father. My time is important to me, and very limited and becoming even more so. What time I have on here, or yahoo, or on the phone is valuable to me. I am not here for points or to boost anyones points, I am here to make real friends with real people who are sincere and know the difference in what is a real value, and it sure isn't a ranking or points on a site. I have a brain, I can tell the difference in how people actually are on here, so why try and bullshit and say your here for something your clearly not, if this is just fun and games to you, save yourself and me the time, if we aren't really going to be friends why try to act like it, I am not going to buy it long. This site has too much stuff that shows your activity, so why claim to be somewhere else when it post the times of that activity, I am not anyones boyfriend and answer to nobody and nobody needs to answer to me. So why not ju

Why Waste My Damn Time"
Ok people,, i am only here, to make friends, and if u rate my pics, or anything else,, i will defiently rates urs as well ,, but "But Why In the HEll, do some of u, just want to rate an {1} why waste my fkin time, with that bullshit,, if u don't like my pics, or my page, then stay the fk off,, but to all the other ppl that has rated me as a 10 or more,, i Thank u very much, but it really don't matter to me about ratings, it just makin friends and learnin about each other,, but if u just want to rate a 1,, then don't waste ur time on me,, bcause i don't have time for ur shit. THANK YOU.

8weeks 1 Day
ok so I know I havnt been on here is a while , just been busy tired and a little sick. well to start off I hope everyone is doing ok :) I will try to make it around to all my friends pages when I have a day off :) My kids Katherine and Hunter have just had there birthdays so the are now 5 & 3 how time flys huh. Now for more new stuff Baby number 3 will be here around 3-16-08 and I say around because nither of my kids have come on there due date.

The Sexual Hell Test
HELL LEVEL 3Raw score: 95% There's a special place in Hell for you: the basement penthouse. You scored the nastiest possible score on the Sexual Hell Test. You have no sexual restraint whatsoever. You'll take pleasure however you can get it, and my guess is you get it a lot. If for some reason you don't right now, you will soon, as people in your category only tend to spiral down ever deeper into the abyss of carnality and delicious sin. Congratulations.I, personally, think that this category is the best. Paradoxically enough, sexual liberation and indulgence can only bring you closer to purity.AVOID: all but level 3 hellions like yourself. You wouldn't want to ruin anyone, now would you? This test tracked 1 variable. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 93% on hellishnessLink: The Sexual HELL Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

Barbie Girl
Barbie may not be the best role model for young girls - I read somewhere that if she was real, she'd be over six foot, 44DD boobs and a 24 inch waist - but she's a helluva lot better than Bratz. The store where I work stocks equal amounts of Bratz and Barbie toys but Bratz is a lot more popular. I don't have any kids but if I did, I'd rather she had Barbie than a Brat. Barbie can do anything - be a teacher, vet, doctor, pilot - as well as be a model, mermaid or singer. Bratz on the other hand, live to shop and be popular. There are no career dolls and they seem to chase after boys and clothes rather than actually do anything. Bratz are the toy industry's answer to Paris Hilton et al. Even the Bratz Babyz (sic) wear make up, uber skimpy clothing and writhe around at the touch of a button. Barbie may be a twinkie but at least she's harmless...

"wake Up America!"
Thanks to Ms. Cleveage! When WW III Started ~~~ 1979 ! US Navy Captain Ouimette is the Executive Officer at Naval Air Station, Pensacola, Florida. Here is a copy of the speech he gave last month. It is an accurate account of why we are in so much trouble today and why this action is so necessary. AMERICA NEEDS TO WAKE UP! That's what we think we heard on the 11th of September 2001 (When more than 3,000 Americans were killed -AD) and maybe it was, but I think it should have been "Get Out of Bed!" In fact, I think the alarm clock has been buzzing since 1979 and we have continued to hit the snooze button and roll over for a few more minutes of peaceful sleep since then. It was a cool fall day in November 1979 in a country going through a religious and political upheaval when a group of Iranian students attacked and seized the American Embassy in Tehran. This seizure was an outright attack on American soil; it was an attack that held the world's most powerful coun

Angel In My Pocket
I am a tiny angel I'm smaller than your thumb; I live in people's pockets That's where I have my fun. I don't suppose you've seen me, I'm too tiny to detect; Though I'm with you all the time, I doubt we've ever met. Before I was an Angel I was a fairy in a flower; God, Himself, hand-picked me, And gave me angel power. Now God has many Angels That He this eyes, and ears, and hands We become His special tools. And because God is so busy, With way too much to do; He said my assignment Is to keep close watch on you. When He tucked me in your pocket He blessed you with Angel care; Then told me to never leave you, And I vowed always to be there.

A Warrior's Way
It is easy to walk a right path when others around you do so. It is far harder to walk a good path when others around you fail and flounder through the wilderness or walk down darksome twisted trails crying for you to follow. It is easy to respect the good Earth when you live with Her under your feet and all that you have issues forth from Her bounty. It is far harder to remember Her when you walk on cold poured stone and buy your food in little tins. It is easy to honor the spirits of the land when your people bring you up to know them. It is far harder even to know them when those around you make a mockery of their very existence; it is harder then even to find those spirits in the first place. It is easy to treat people with kindness when they return it. It is far harder to teach kindness to those who never knew it. Yet this, too, is a Warrior's Way to go down the fractal paths of the world pointing towards the Light. A Warrior ch

Hornyscopes
Hornyscopes!! CANCER June 22 - July 23 Ruling Planet: THE MOON Which isn't a planet at all but the satellite responsible for this water sign's many mood swings! Love and sex go together for Cancer. They need to feel secure in love before they can relax in sex and Cancer often feels a little bit guilty after doing the deed because they usually associate sex with babies, especially the women, who either get pregnant at the drop of a hat or take longer than usual. All Cancers WANT to be parents!Cancers become sexually excited when they feel secure. They are turned on by home cooked meals and partners who love kids. In so many ways, Cancer is the dream partner! FAVE POSITION Any position that's comfortable and involves Cancer lying flat on their back with all their sensitive areas exposed! BEST SEX TOY A drink or joint that will relax the overly-cautious crab! CANCER MALE IN BED He is a sensitive lover and will put his partner's needs before his own. He has a tende

8-11-07
well lets see, today i am going to kristy to have our yard sale one more time for the summer. last night my husband n i looked at the st.bernard that we might get but it isn't gonna work out because the dog won't get along with the one we alread have. too bad. thats it for now i'll be back later

A Favor
I'm no pimp, well in my mind maybe, but I don't pimp people out and I am not trying to start. All i ask is that you rate all Kimmy's stuff like mad during happy hour. By the way she has one today so please give her all you have. It would be nice to see her Godfather Kimmy@ fubar since I am asking for help here is 2 more favors to ask. another godfather to make for FUBAR godfather list should be.... Please rate and bomb her as much as you can. MIZZ SHADY* LEADER*OF SHADY'S S*U*P*@ fubar If you feel energized here are 3 contests Mizz Shady is in. Bomb if you can or drop as much as u can. say good luck rate 10 or 11 anything is fine. Thank you. 75,000 comments needed please add Cup Of Joe he is throwing the contest. 90,000 votes needed 50,000 comments needed. Please repost and do your best. and be sure to let me know what you do so i can repay you. thanks. Much Love Ser William

Fubar Is Fun
Well Fubar is fun. I am enjoying the small chats I have here and there when I log in from time to time. I went a couple days or maybe 24 hours not sure with out logging in and came back to whole lot of new friend requests. I have some pictures to post but won't be doing that tonight. I love the virtual gifts they are fun. I can't wait to get some giant gift that would be even funner. I must say it's different not getting the real gifts. But I love it still it's a great concept. Anyway.. I gotta show tomorrow night at nine I hope you find me! xoxo Faith

9 Words Women Use
1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh : This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6. That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how a

Changes........
It's been a few days, but that was intentional. I wanted to get the feel of living with her again. I can hardly say things are great, but they are far from bad. It's strange after all the fighting and drama we have managed to stay very civil to one another. I guess after the first night, I realized that as much anguish as she put me through she honestly regretted it. She hasn't come out and said those exact words, but her demeanor towards me has changed. I want to talk to her about some things but I don't want to break the peace. I want to ask her why. I want to ask her if it was worth it? I want to ask her if she still doubts that I loved her or still do. I don't want her to think I am trying to say "I told you so.", I just want to know the answers to those questions. I know it sounds like she is a horrible person from what she has done, but she isn't. She is one of the most wonderful people I have ever met. She is really a good person with a big heart, I think she just got

Last Night
I had what I did amusing last night, I was walking down the street minding my own business then all of a sudden some dumbass came up to me (obviously drunk or on something) and said "I'm mad, gimme money" I told him no, so he repeats himself ordering me to give him money. (i hardly carry cash on my so i didn't have any money on me) Standing my ground I told him no again, then he holds his cigarette lighter up at me and told me if i din't then he was going to brun my hair, again I told him no...then he just shouts "GET OUT OF HERE!!!" and telling me to leave town (WTF??? lol). At the same time he was yelling at me, he flung his arm in the air pointing in a direction, I flinched because at that second I thought he was going to try and take a swing at me, so I just got myself in a fighting position just in case. Then he just walked away...all I could do is laugh.

Haunted- My Story
I looked into his eyes one last time as I got into the car, I never dreamed it would be the last time I'd see him alive. All I knew was the anger I felt at that very moment and i just didn't want to talk to him. So i put my son in the car and drove away.I didn't look back. His eyes still haunt me, I'd hurt him just like he'd hurt me so many times in past. They screamed at me why, why, why?! Then came the fateful phone call, hes gone Trace, come home. No it can't be true I screamed, how could he do that to me its just not fair!Now I can't ever make things right. He burned the bridges and now it can never be taken back. He left me, asking alot of questions.Why did you do it? why did you leave me, why didn't you love me? Theres no way you can ever take any of the stuff you did back.now I'm left still asking so many questions that have no answer. My dad had committed suicide, three days before my birthday.He'd left no note or anything telling us why.He and I had unfinished business

In This Place
In This Place by Wilomoon 9-3-2007 So many dear souls, I have found in this place, They have lifted my spirits, Or given me space, I have found great love here, I have discovered deceit, I exposed my heart, I have admitted defeat, Many friends I have made, And games I have played, Instead of eat or sleep, It is here I have stayed, Inspectors and divas, Cowboys and Ray, Firefighters, a wrestler, Are a part of everyday, A master, a singer, A dirty ole' man, They friend me, Rate me, and make me a fan, When I need advice, There is someone to call, Too many to mention, And I love them all. (Dedicated to all my Fubar friends)

Pain
Pain, you just have to ride it out, hope it goes away on its own, hope the wound that caused it heals. There are no solutions, no easy answers. You just breath deep and wait for it to subside. Most of the time pain can me managed, but sometimes pain gets you when u least expect it, hits way below the belt and doesn't let up. Pain, you just have to fight through, because the truth is you can't out run it, and life allways makes more.

Feelings
When I first saw you, I was afraid to meet you. When I first met you, I was afraid to hold you. When I held you, I was afraid to kiss you. When I first kissed you, I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, Im afraid to lose you!

Comment Bomb Me In The Mirror Picture Contest Please!!
NOT THE BEST MIRROR PIC BUT PHONE CAM TAKES SHITTY PICS ... BUT COMMENT BOMB ME AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE PLEASE. HERE IS THE LINK THANKS AND KISSES AND HUGS TO YOU ALL ;-) MICHELLE AKA HOOVERGIRL

Daddy's Poem
Daddy's Poem Her hair was up in a pony tail, Her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, And she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, That she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, If she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; She knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates Of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, For her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, She tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school Eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees A dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, For everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, Anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called A student from the class. To introduce their daddy, As seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, Every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, For a ma

Fighting Back The Tears
Wow....I'm sitting here at 12:03.......It's September 11....fighting back the tears and changing up my profile for tribute today...I look at my family list and I am sooo filled with emotion...there is my dear friend VegasCowboy whose daughter is a fine Marine, Sniper the proud vet, sooo much love for my friends...all of them...then I think...omg...there is Mario, Italy....Simon...Netherlands...Eek...England..my friends from California to New York...and my profile pic from F1rstacent...not all Americans but share the same moon, stars and sun..breathe the same air....so people love, kindness and a few brief encounters, yes, even on FUBAR...just may be the start of a little peace and happiness...with that said, Love me or not....I love you...understand me or not...I respect your opinions....because, as the saying goes, one drop of water raises the oceans level.... LOVE PEACE HAPPINESS....

Wrong Turn
WRONG TURN A LONELY STRETCHED ROAD IS WHAT LIFE HOLDS WHEN YOU MAKE A WRONG TURN. A LIE, A MISSED FACT OR EVEN SOMETHING YOU SHOULDNT HAVE OR SHOULD HAVE SAID. IF SAID IT CANT BE TAKEN BACK. THERE IS NO BOARD ON WHAT YOU SAID TO WHERE YOU CAN ERASE IT. WRONG TURNS OCCUR ALOT IN LIFE FROM THE WRONG CHOICES WE MAKE. NOT TURNING BACK SHOWS ALOT OF SELF CONFIDENCE BUT IT ALSO SHOWS STUBBORNESS. WHY SHOULDNT YOU JUST STOP THINK THEN TURN AROUND AND MAKE THAT TURN YOU MISSED AND BE ON THE RIGHT PATH TO SUCCESS OR WHAT EVER THE END OF THAT ROAD HOLDS IN LIFE FOR YOU. IF NOT YOU ARE GOING TO CONTINUE GOING DOWN A ROAD OF SORROW AND LONELINESS AND STRAND YOURSELF IN AN OPEN AREA TO WHERE YOU JUST BECOME LOST. BEING LOST IS TO WHERE YOU CANT FIND YOURSELF AND NO ONE ELSE CANT FIND YOU. IF YOU CANT FIND YOURSELF HOW CAN YOU HELP YOURSELF? CHOOSE NOT TO DETOUR. WHY DETOUR ? ALL A DETOUR DOES IS MAKES A WAY AROUND AN OBSTACLE OR AN UNOPEN WAY. MAKE A WAY AND GO STRAIGHT PICKING UP EV

If You Had Me Alone
IF U HAD ME ALONE.........LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR 24 HOURS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED TOO,WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? EMAIL ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS........CUZ IT'S A SECRET......!! THEN REPOST THIS BULLETIN.....YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE............... OR IT COULD REALLY FREAK YOU OUT.......LOL. IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD. REPOST IT SAYING...........IF YOU HAD ME ALONE.

Time Running Out.!!!!
Hey everyone....it's down to just about a full day left in her contest....I'm asking all those on my friends and fan list to come help Sexy Blonde Goddess win this contest!!! So with any free time, stop by and rate her pic and leave comments!!! Much love to you all! Scott

Friends
HELLO FRIEND Friendship is like a precious flower Ready to bloom every hour. It may stop growing or keep on flowing But you'll still have it forever ! A Friend is Like A Good Bra... Hard to Find Supportive Comfortable Always Lifts You Up Never Lets You Down or Leaves You Hanging Makes You Look Better And Always Close To Your Heart!!! Good Friends are Like Stars God Knew That We All Need Someone To Share Each Happy Day, To Be A Source Of Courage When Troubles Come Our Way. Someone To Be True To Us, Whether Near Or Far Apart. Someone Whose Love We'll Always Hold And Treasure In Our Hearts Have A Super Day Thank You For Being My Friend A WOMAN COULD MAKE LOVE TO 100 MEN BUT A REAL WOMAN COULD MAKE LOVE TO 1 MAN IN 100 WAYS!!!!!!!

Loss...
Well, I just received a phone call that I have been dreading for a couple of weeks. One of my aunts passed. It was just a few weeks ago, we learned that had cancer of the kidneys and a couple of other spots as well. She had been having problems with Alzheimer's and she was older; she was 78 but in my eyes, she was still a young, beautiful woman who was filled with so much love for everyone she met. I spent so much time with her as a child and throughout my teenage years and even throughout my 20's. She was one of my all time favorites! A few years back, there was drama in the family and I stayed away for I knew she had enough on her plate and I knew it was best to just let some things settle. Well, too much time passed, her and my uncle got a little older and ended up with more health problems than they could handle. So, their daughter moved them in with her and her husband, sold their house and started truly taking care of them under her own roof. Unfortunately, in the last few years,

What Colour Represents You
You scored as Purple, Purple is powerful, just like you. You are a very devoted person that likes to get things finished and you do this by balancing out fun and seriousness. This way you get the best of both and no matter what always end up winning. You are very competitive, driven and have an aura of mystery about you which sometimes people find astounding.Purple89% Black83% Blue72% Red72% White55% Yellow55% Orange50% Green50% Pink39% Which Colour Represents You???created with QuizFarm.com

Crash
12 STONES LYRICS "Crash" As I lie here tossing in my bed Lost in my fears remembering what you said And I try to hide the truth within The mask of myself shows its face again Still I lie time and time again Will you deny me when we meet again? And I feel like I'm falling Farther every day But I know that you're there Watching over me And I feel like I'm drowning The waves crashing over me But I know that your love It will set me free As I find truth where I found it times before As I search for your hope I'm finding so much more And I try to be more like you And I deny myself to prove my heart is true I hear your voice calling The time has come for me Inside this life I’m living There’s nothing left for me My mind is slowly fading So far away from me Each time I start crawling You’re there watching me

I'm Really Lonely Today.
To start things off my so called bf hasn't talk to me in 2 days except to yell at me.He is treating me like shit the past 2 days.And sex well i'm on my own with that.I'm just going to sit here and lick my wounds and cry today.Unless someone out there can make me feel better.Or make me smile but for now i'll just cry.luv and kisses stormy

(in)sanity...
(in)sanity... tie me up just to tear me down. pick me up and move me around. take my inventory. there is much more here than you can even imagine. can't you see. it's just me and me. (in)sanity.. they warned you, about me.. didn't they? (evil grin) dg

Pumpkin Cheesecake Recipe And More...
Sugar Free Recipe Section Ingredients: Cookie crust ingredients: 1/4 cup pecan pieces 2 cups biscuit mix 2/3 cup pitted dates 2 egg whites 3 Tablespoons warm water 1 teaspoons vanilla 6 Tablespoons butter 2 Tablespoons pecans (reserved) Pumpkin layer ingredients: 1 1/2 cups light cream cheese 1 cup solid pack pumpkin 3/8 teaspoon pumpkin pie spice 3/8 teaspoon cinnamon 12 packets Equal® (NutraSweet® as sweet as 2 teaspoons sugar each) 1/2 teaspoon vanilla 3 drops maple flavoring (if available) 1/2 cup whipping cream Instructions: Crust: Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Use a blender or food processor to chop pecan pieces until finely ground. Sift biscuit mix, and stir in the pecans. Set aside. Use blender or food processor to purée dates, gradually adding egg whites and warm water. Beat several minutes until creamy. Melt butter, and then stir in date cream and vanilla. Fold liquid ingredients into biscuit mix. Stir only u

Another One
i just got a friend request along with this fu-mail. i guess he didn't read the profile. Date: Sun, 14 Oct 2007 23:04:56 -0700 From: Size: 2 KB To: sorcery@fubar.com Reply-To: how are you you are so beauty and charming liked to talk with you do u use msn or yahoo messenger? if u wanna add me reistarik@msn.com and reistarik@yahoo.com mines...wait your reply....!!! i have a cam too if u wanna see em !!! it's good for a bit of the giggles though

Welcome To Fubar!
There are a lot of new people her on Fubar, so I thought I would try and help everyone at the same time. Wow..its getting harder to help everyone individually..LOL As much as I would like to..:) So as a basic rule..its all about leveling and getting points..LOL First you Rate there profile, then you fan them, and then you add them as a friend..:) Pretty simple...After that if you want you can rate pics and do comments..:) (word of advise: its and unwritten rule that you don't rate below a 10 or more, otherwise you are considered a downrater, and thats no fun..LOL) Other than that you can find anymore information you need in the Fubar Bible..:) Have fun with this!..:) Hugs and kisses! Copy and paste this link http://www.fubar.com/bible.php

New And Old
first i wanted to welcome all my new friends if they read this blog come check out my page and show some luve i will luve back and to all my old friends i dont wanna leave you out i put up new stash so if you wanna look and leave some love that will be cool too have a wonderful weekend

Call 911
How to call the police when you're old and don't move fast anymore. George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light But saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them. " Then he hung up. Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence an

Blind Man
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?" calls one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door. "Nice boobs," says the man, "Where do you want these blinds?"

Japan...
Well, now here's an interesting thought. I'm going overseas on the ship I just helped build! One of our NAVY ships had a little leak and is holding in some unnamed port. I'll be gone for a month or so. Guess I just figured out where I'm spending T-day... -Arthur PS: No, I won't be taking pics. The NAVY is kinda strict about that.

The Pussycat Song
The Pussycat Song My pussycat was scratching out on the front door Scratched so long, poor pussy got sore Sore pussy! Sore…pussy Just a friendly little cat! My pussycat was sitting out on the front step Sat so long it started to rain, poor pussy got wet Wet pussy! Sore…wet...pussy Just a friendly little cat! My pussycat was playing out on the back lot Played so long, poor pussy got hot Hot pussy! Sore…wet…hot…pussy Just a friendly little cat! I left my bottle of whiskey out last My pussycat drank it and got real tight Tight pussy! Sore…wet…hot…tight…pussy Just a friendly little cat! My pussycat was rocking in the rocking chair Rocked so long, he lost his hair Bald pussy! Sore…wet…hot…tight…bald…pussy Just a friendly little cat! My neighbor and I are at the clothesline I said to my neighbor, “Won’t you look at mine?” My pussy! Sore…wet…hot…tight

Kids And Projects
2 weeks ago i was informed by my 12 yr old son that he has to turn in a project. " what kind of project?" i asked him. " oh i have to build a water bottle rocket". i tell him no problem, just get the information and we can build it. we have to know what size water bottle, do we need to build a launcher, what will the teacher provide etc. the next day i ask " did you get the info?" to which he replied " no,, i forgot ". bring it home tomorrow he is told. it was forgotten about until the weekend just before it was due,,, still no info, nada,, " oh the directions mustve been washed and i am certain we need a launcher" grrr at the last minute we were scrambling to build a water bottle rocket, complete with launcher assy. total cost $68 at the local hardware store. gawd i was pissed. how could a project for school, thats worth so much of his grade require $65 in parts. the rocket and launcher were built,,we stayed up late sunday night workin on it. it was in on time. and now it sits on the

A Regret, A Love, A Loss
A shock, like lightning flashing It starts slowly falling A quiet pitter patter Like a tapping of your finger to the beat of a song They are tear drops Tear drops falling on my pillow Outside I hear the thunder Banging & Raging Crashing like my broken heart Shattering the night sky The rain ~ the pieces broken apart The wind is blowing Crushing the rain against the trees ~ my home I hear the howling ~ Reminding me of my hollow heart The crashing, the howling, the bright flashes of light My tears ~falling harder than the rain I drown them away The rage inside me hits with the power of lightning Broken glass, torn pillows A picture is all I have His death is mine also Alone this late night All I can do is remember Remember our memories we would've shared They are tear drops falling on my pillow ~Holly~

The Best Day You Have Ever Known.
Friday, November 2, 2007 The best day you have ever known Instead of waiting and looking back on your life and realizing how great it was, realize how great it is while you're living it. These are the good old days. This is the time to treasure right now. Don't put off your appreciation for today until some time when all you have of it is a faded memory and a photograph. You are swimming in a thick sea of overwhelming richness that is this moment. Wake up to how truly blessed you are to be right where you happen to be. Sure there are frustrations and annoyances, challenges, pains and disappointments. And you have the good fortune of being in a position to transcend every one of them. Stop wondering what life is all about and start choosing what you are going to make it become. Stop waiting for someone else to make it all better and start taking your own steps to make it uniquely great. This can be the best day you have ever known. All it takes is for you to decide to

Repost Of A Friends Blog And Very True
Ugh I am so tired of seeing bulletin after bulletin BITCHING about bouncers and the fact that we can no longer fast bomb. When we were able to fast bomb it was because we HAD the bouncer. Ya'll bitched so much then that they changed it up and now you get a new bouncer each time you try to power bomb. So power bombing is out and now ya'll wanna cry like little kids and blame the bouncers? LOL I find that funny. It seems as though no one is ever satisfied with the way things are and no one wants to blame them selfs for the way things are. They wanna post bulletins blaming FUBAR and claim that with power bombing out we will eventually lose contest hosting etc. Hmmm funny...how many bulletins have we all seen before that ability was taken away complaining about it? No one seemed worried about all this THEN. Don't get me wrong, I am not happy that we cant power bomb. We are only allowed so many comments per user level and so what if you sped through them or went slowly? It still was the sa

Circles Of Life ?
IN LIFE WE GO THROUGH , LOVES . LOSSE'S , CHANGES . ALWAYS EXPECTING LIFE TO BE SIMPLY BUT, NOT ALWAYS THE SAME FOR PEOPLE. NOT WANTIN TO BE IN PLACES WHERE WE ARE. SO, WE ALL GO THROUGH THE MOTIONS OF WILL DO THIS OR THAT AND GO TO A DIFFERENT PLACE , DIFFERNT PLACES AND SCENERY. IF THAT WAS THE CASE , I WOULD OF STAYED IN COLORADO SPRINGS , WHERE I WAS REALLY HAPPY ! AND SETTLED WROTE BY CHERIE 9/02

Demon Crew Family Salute Contest
FAMILY SALUTE CONTEST. HERE ARE THE CONTESTANTS: ScoOTeR Ashley Spaczx Brown Eyed Beauty Contest Begins 11/11/07 @ 8:00 PM (EST) Ends: 11/17/07 @8:00 PM (EST) Most Comments at the end of the Contest will win Choice of 7 Day Blast or 1 Month VIP

A New Beginning
OK just to let every one know I AM HOME YAY!!!! for any one that is reading this and thinking to themselves {I never knew she left} well have no fear I will explain it to ya right now. Ok so it all started about 21/2 to 3 mounths ago I was @ home relaxing in my bedroom & yes plain around on fubar lo, when a fire man came to my door I was shocked when I heard the door bell as it was very late way to late for visitors. When I opened the door I saw a fireman standing there & he was telling me I needed to leave my home a home I had only lived in for a few mounths, I was reluctant to leave untill I saw the full scene in my front yard. there were a few fire trucks and hoses everywhere, it was almost 2 am and fairly dark yet I could see everything quite clearly due to the ambient glow comming from next door I soon realized the glow was from my neibours house which was well ablaze. So grabbing my daughter & a few ecentals we dash away into the night. any of you who have ever experienced

Snow Snow Snow
ok I saw it and felt it and well damn its fucking cold out there, I saw the snow fly around and lay down on the ground, really honestly I'm not looking foward of shoveling it all when it gets worse. But don't it bring back the memories of having snowball fights and making snowforts, or even the original snowangel. also as well it reminds me to bring out the decorations for the porch to decorate and make this home light up like a christmas tree.. so come on old man winter bring on the snow snow snow

Joke
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger. The huge guy behind the counter bellows, "ONE BURGER!" The cook, who's even bigger, screams, "BUR-GER!" Whereupon he grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it in his bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat,and tosses it on the grill. The old lady says, "That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen!" The counterman says, "Yeah? You should be here in the morning when he makes the donuts!"

Tires Are Spinning
the tires of my life are spinning, the tread clutching at a surface too slippery to provide purchase.....the turbulant tide of life is coming in, edging closer and closer to my precarious position, threatening to usurp my fragile grip...... I'm uncertain which direction to turn my wheel, praying for a sense, a hint, the proverbial beam of light to guide my way.....my sense of determination and independence insist i keep searching, and sheer pride prevents me from taking the offer of a winch, even as it stands ready, offering support, a line of salvation to steadier ground..... Will my own stubborness and desperate hope be enough to fuel my recovery to normalcy, or will it act as a trip line instead, crippling my efforts and ending my struggle in futility? I am lost, I am weary....I wish I had some of the answers instead of only tired cliches....keep your chin up...never give in....look to the future.... i am so weary of the disappointing monotony of life...I buckle down, put all my

Thank You My Dear Friends!!!
Visit www.hostdrjack.com I Adore & Appreciate My Friends so much that I just had to dedicate this blog to you ALL!!!... Rather we speak all the time or seldom you all mean the world to me and I am grateful to have you in my life Thanks ever so much for touching a part of my world Love Always Linda.... Visit www.hostdrjack.com Visit www.hostdrjack.com Visit www.hostdrjack.com

So You Know....
I will be shutting off my shoutbox completely very soon. If you need me send a message. I will not discuss anything of a personal nature anymore. I might not even flirt anymore. I stayed up very late last night talking to a great friend of mine. I have been thinking alot lately and with this talk I decided on some things! First of all........... most things cyber related is just that nothing more. So many view this as an escape. We are entitled to live as we choose. When you realize you are not living for you anymore that is when you must change it back. I need to find me all over again. He has always helped me so many times with kind words and comforting my heart and soul. I do hope any and all who read this can find a friend like this. The person on the other side of the screen can be extremely real................ never forget that. I do not know if I will stay on here in the long run or not. I do know I met some nice people on here. One friend tests my nerve a bit, but y

About Aussiekeith And My Links.
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Double Life
Wow how quickly things can change within an hour or two. I recently started talking to the young man online here at fubar and on yahoo as well. We will call him Kyle cuz thats his name. Kyle and me had some wonderful conversations and we got to were we was pretty damn comfortable with each other. In fact I was so comfortable with what I had said to him that I was falling in love with this guy. We chatted only about a week and we was already getting feelings for each other. I cared about him and he cared about me...or so I thought. As you all know I am bisexual and like girls as well as guys. Well about 2-3 nights ago a girl from myspace and now recently joined fubar named Cari and I had started talking about possibly getting together for a 3 some or some fun. Well we hit it off rather well to. In fact I think we could have even went further with each other had she wanted to. So all in all what has happened is I mentioned to Cari how I felt about Kyle and she was very symp

Just Poem
Friday, September 08, 2006 thougts Unfinished Lost in life, in my heart it feels as though there is a knife. So many scars to remind me of my past. Everything spinning so fast. I cant catch up with what i ran from in fear, because i couldnt bare to shed a tear. But now i have grown to know that with ignoring my obstacles i have nothing left to show. A song of sorrow that i dread to hear tomorrow.

2 More Days
Get More at COMMENTYOU.com yeah yeah i know i have no business in a sexiest woman contest but come help me out guys lmao love u all i need comments and rates lol please n thank u...btw if u think im sexy click the pic n help me out lol Get More at COMMENTYOU.com come help me win ....u all know i would help u and have helped many of u..... only 2 more days and i cant do it alone .....thanks to everyone already helping me

Done
As of the 10th of December I will be getting rid of my VIP for this site. It has increasingly become less and less fun for me. With all the bouncer checks and restrictions they have put on Fubar it does not interest me anymore. I will be on now and then to say hi to a few friends but other than that I will not be putting anymore money into this site. Just venting and letting my friends know what is going on.

A Billion Dollars
Too true to be very funny!! The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases. A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959. B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it. While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division . . Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number, what does it mean? A.

This Wont Be Pretty...
I usually dont write blogs... or complain too much... but... I am today. If you think I'm an innocent sweet person, you may want to cover your ears (eyes) LOL. If you are in fact going to be a whiny ass LITTLE BOY and BITCH at me because I dont talk to you enough, because I dont pay enough attention to you... because you think I ignore you or I'm rude.... guess what ... I have a few words for you and a few directions for you to follow. hint... its realllly warm there. *wink* I'm not fucking here to babysit and entertain your sorry ass. Just because you dont have a life, doesnt mean that I don't. I'll treat you the same way you treat me. Didn't your mother teach you that? I'm not here to be a WHORE, SLUT or a pervert... sorry fellas thats just not me. I have enough class NOT to sell myself (unlike others) for points or gifts. I said it on my profile page and I'll say it 'til I'm blue in the face. I am here to meet interesting people WHEN I HAVE THE FUCKING TIME. I'm not

A Little Advice............
IF YOU THINK TOO MUCH... YOU HAVE MORE QUESTONS... IF YOU DREAM TOO MUCH... YOU MISS WHATS IN FRONT OF YOU... IF YOU LOVE TOO MUCH... YOU WILL ALWAYS BE BROKEN.... LIFE COMES WITH NO GUARANTEES... NO TIME OUT- NO SECOND CHANCES... LAUGH AS MUCH AS YOU CAN... SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY... TELL SOMEONE WHAT THEY MEAN 2 U... TELL THEM OFF... HOLD SOMEONES HAND... COMFORT A FRIEND.... SPEAK OUT LOUD... DANCE IN THE RAIN... FALL ASLEEP WATCHING THE SUN COME UP... STAY UP LATE... BE A FLIRT... SMILE TIL YOUR FACE HURTS... BE AFRAID TO FALL IN LOVE OR TAKE A CHANCE... AND MOST OF ALL LIVE IN THE MOMENT... BECAUSE WHEN YOU LOOK BACK... SOMEDAY KNOWING YOU HAVE NO REGRETS... IT'S GOING TO MAKE YOU SMILE!!! AND ALWAYS REMEMBER.... THAT I'M EVERYTHING I SAID I WISH I WASN'T... AND NOTHING I SAY I AM... IT'S NOT ABOUT BEING WHO EVERYONE ELSE WANTS YOU TO BE... IT'S ABOUT BEING YOURSELF... AND FINDING SOMEONE WHO LOVES EVERY BIT OF IT!!!!! SOMETIMES WE HAVE TO... STOP

Christmas
Tis The Season I have had to stop sometimes and pause. It was hard to take, finding out, there’s no Santa Claus. And I always found it to be funny: When, I heard the story about an egg laying bunny. Then, I found another story not to be true. That’s the story about the tooth fairy leaving money for you. There is a Lot of things I’ve been led to believe. I’ve read lately, December 24th isn’t Christmas eve. I still do believe in the virgin birth I believe God sent his son to Earth. I’ve never been much for having a Christmas tree. Maybe, that’s wrong but, that’s just me. With shootings at churches, schools and mall, I spend a lot of time praying for God to help us all. When, I’m at a Toys R Us or a Wal-Mart, I don’t have to think hard. Does it mean I love someone less by not maxing out my credit card? The true meaning of Christmas in my mind; We’re to love one another and be ki

Copycat
Come a little bit closer And hear what I've got to say Burning words of anger Of hate and desperation. What if I break the silence What if I forgive the past ? I know it might sound funny To tell you what I felt I mean I really loved you It's a shame - my fault - I know But why - but why Why are you so stupid ? But why - but why Why are you so stupid ? Fuck you and your killing lies I hate your pissing attitude Why did you have to go so low Trueler - Copycat What if I break the silence What if I forgive the past ? Sucking like a vampire The blood of all your friends But sorry, my blood was poisoned Now burn in hell You killed the love You killed the trust What if I break the silence What if i forgive the past?

Me And *~j~* Had A Fight !!
michael: i know you chat love porch now...so just tell me and get it out of the way! michael: i can handle it michael: really michael: so do it michael: oh,scared michael: well you cant have us both michael: i know your type michael: you want it all michael: you dont settle michael: well this time miss fussy bridges you have to decide michael: i will give you 5 minutes to think about it michael: or i will know the answer michael: so you wont even have to typer michael: please choose me michael: i dont know what i will do if you dont michael: i am already thinking of ways to harm myse;lf michael: but no michael: you will choose me michael: cause i believe michael: i believe in you and me! michael: i believe in miracles michael: chat loves a miracle michael: and your chat love has lifted me higher michael: then i have ever been lifted before! michael: you have the chat lips of an airbrushed angel michael: please dont take them from me! michael: is it cause you

Xmas
THE NIGHT WAS ROLLLEN TO BE A WONDERFUL SIGHT THE STARS ALLL OUT. THE KIDS ARE ALLL SMILES.. UNTIL A GRUNCH CAME ALONG CALLLED THERE FATHER......(lol) TO ACT LIKE AN ASSSS TO SEEE SUCH A SIGHT...WHEN THE KIDS TURNED AROUND GAVE HIM THE RIGHT ATTUTUDE THAT GAVE HIM A FRIGHT.... THE SMILES ON THERE FACES JOY IN THE EYES WHEN THERE FATHER JUST TURNED AROUND ...WHEN THEY WAVED TO SAY GOOOD BYE......MERRY CHRISTMAS ALLL YR AROUND....

My Aftershock Bulliten
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Christmas
10:54 PM 12/24/2007 Okies Yall is about that time again of the Year ... Just wanted to stop in and Say hell and Merry Christmas to Everyone hugssss and plz have a great time and safe one at that smiles be greatful ya have family and friends to be amoung as well for some of us wont be around others hugsss and Nerryyyyyyyy Christamas..ALOve Ya'll Shelly(WildHeart)

I Don't Know Anymore
is it the law of nature that when it rains shit...you totally get dumped on ??? i can't decide if i should just give up...and let things go the route to hell that they're going...or if i should stand up, and try my 8est to make a life in a place that makes me misera8le. i want to do what's right for my lil ones...8ut what sort of decision is that to make...there's two completely different roads i can take. which one should i chose? what's the 8est decision? how can i try and make a 8etter life for everyone...when i can't even decide what's right @ this very moment? i want to 8e @ peace...for once, just once.,..in the last 6 years...i'd like to 8e ok. is that too much to ask?

Friend
A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be. A friend is a living treasure, and if you have one, you have one of the most valuable gifts in life. A friend is the one who will always be beside you, through all the laughter, and through each and every tear. A friend is the one thing you can always rely on; the someone you can always open up to; the one wonderful person who always believes in you in a way that no one else seems to. A friend is a sanctuary. A friend is a smile. A friend is a hand that is always holding yours, no matter where you are, no matter how close or far apart you may be. A friend is someone who is always there and will always--always--care. A friend is a feeling of forever in the heart. A friend is the one door that is always open. Thank you for being my friend. ~another from flanman~

My First Contest
i entered a tattoo contest today, its my first contest ever, i dont really expect to win, but it would be cool to get real close so please help me by bombing the hell out of my tat! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=256110&albumid=757832&i=2946091137

Good Ridence 2007!!!
Its been a rough year for some a great one for others, Me personally im glad the shit is DONE SON! 2008 is in full blaze Step Up Yuh GAME!!!! Leaving all the drama behind, moving on to bigger and better things. Life is A bitch and Baby Gyul Learned how to fuck her REAL HARD!!! Im doing it, and to all that stood by me through it all I LOVE YOU TIL THE DAY I DIE!!! My new Peeps, thnx for keeping it real and showing me that the world aint so bad after all. You all know who you are. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! kayKay-{FLY LYK WE!}

Darkness Returns
outta the past few yrs ive never thought i would be back like this ive gone back to my old ways of not really caring shuttin people out that i really shouldnt and its all beacause of drama bullshit that people cant leave alone and rumors and lies that go right along with it i never thought my heart would grow cold again but it has and i may have lost some friends in the mix of all of this but no one really understands what im going through but a few people u know who ya are and i love ya very much for being there when i needed someone to vent and u let me do just that and the people who i though would always be there for me through thick and thin turned there backs on me when i needed them the most and then always had an excuse of y they were never there and afterawhile u grow numb and not really care anymore and dont really care what they say or think and avoid them like they always have done me and when they get the treatment that they gave me they dont like it well i guess they d

2007 Summary
wow well i guess since i was busy the last days before new years i hadn't time to make a "balance" or a summary of what happened I have been working in the bank in Buenos Aires, finished with my contract and quit at the end of august. It was a difficult step, because yes, i feel good with my coworkers, it was a very safe position, but the ambient and what i saw in my future wasn't there... In august too, i had my graduation party. It was closing the door to the so many years studying and sweating it till being engineer. I feel proud of myself. In september i moved to switzerland, where i am now. It was a really big change, and again in december i moved to my own apartment (a double move huh). Am i crazy? maybe Ahh yes i didn't talk about the "love" life. It's a hard subject cause i got really hurted this year... ...And now, i'm only going to say that i had the most beautiful sunday i never had before. It was like making it up for all the bad things i had this year, and

Happy New Year!
Hey all, I hope everyone has a wonderful New Year in 2008! I am looking forward to this upcoming year and hoping to be fully and completely productive and profitable, would be nice for a change. With any luck we won't have to worry about socialist Hilary getting elected nor any of the "hey i support our troops" in one sentence and "hey we need to cut spending money on our troops" in the next sentence Democrats. God help us if they get in, we won't just be fighting them over there, but over here in our backyards too!!! I find it sad to say that we American's seem to have lost our edge and think that by showing a little mercy that the fanatics will back off. In fact, they only see that as weakness and come at us harder. At any rate sorry to ramble, Happy new Year!

California...
Big Joe made it to California for his brain surgery!!! He is scheduled to be operated on today, January 8, 2008. All prayers are appreciated for Joe. I pray he comes home the same old Big Joe!!! The surgery could leave him deaf, blind, unable to speak, or unable to walk... I spoke with him before he left and he was scared. I told him everything would go exactly as it was supposed to, and to have faith... I also told him to remember how many people loved him and will be there for him when he gets back, no matter what!!! Just when I think my life has all these problems, someone always comes along in my life with something worse than what I am going through. I must remember to remain grateful even on the most miserable of days... Love you Joe! (((HUGGGZZZ)))

Wtf??
So it's been a while and I decided to give someone access to my NSFW pics, now i'm open to criticism, whatever, i'll just tell you to fuck off if you have a problem with them but when someone goes through your pics and then says "awww cute" i'm not sure how to respond to that. After a minute I'm thinking "MY PUSSY IS NOT A PUPPY AT THE PET STORE!! WTF DO YOU MEAN BY 'AWW CUTE'?" I open a private folder, you give the most odd response I could ever imagine and then to top it off you say that you like boobs better. I'm kinda blown away right now. It's so ridiculous it's almost funny lol

United Airlines
Haha I guess im bored... But I want to go somewhere for spring break(and yes, it is coming up soon). I get out of the Marines in Late May(so i would say late april early may is perfect time). I dont know where I want to go but I can go anywhere in the 48 connected states for free. Any suggestions? I am thinkin maybe Cali to see my cousin.. who knows.. Late may i will be moving to Chicago for school and work, so I guess if I want a good vacation I better get on top of that. I got a busy career to start up. Lets see what you friends can come up with. Luke

Time
Time There are a lot of sayings about time. If you think about them and what they are supposed to mean, time can fly, stand still, get away from you, catch up with you and most of all heal all wounds. Most of us spend our day under the pressure of time, having to be somewhere or do something at a certain time, We as a society have taught ourselves that time is precious and not to be wasted. We hear it from when we are small, “stop wasting time” or “we don’t have time for that”. There are also points in life were we are in need to “take our time”. How many times have you heard the phrase “there will be plenty of time for that later” or “good things come to those that wait” only to find out that there isn’t ever enough time. My favorite saying would have to be “time is precious”, because it truly is. As I get older I find myself thinking about things that seem like they happened yesterday, when in fact it has been many years. I think about the past a lot, this comes from “havi

I'm In A Giveaway Plz Lend A Hand :)
Hey everyone...I entered a giveaway and all I need is 15,000 comments. Not only will you be helping me but it will show mad love to an awesome man here on fubar Lord Garfield!!! This is his first giveaway and I would love to make it a huge success for him! Please stop by and leave me some comments I know with your help we can get this done in no time :) UPDATE: I NEED 10K MORE FRIENDS!!! Thank you all so much ♥ NOCTURNAL MISTRESS ♥

Regrets
Here's another look inside the man who was, and will become again, Wolfie. I was raised to be above the influence of prejudice, but I forgot how I was raised for a long time. When I moved to CA in 2001, I found myself in a whole new world and forgot all about my old one. I was raised in the south where prejudice is (according to people who don't know the truth) running rampant, but it's nowhere near as open as it was in Shasta County, CA. I was away from everything and everyone I knew, and I was scared. I noticed that everyone seemed to stay on their own side of town. I actually got mad when the people I had been introduced to said their little slurs, but I was outnumbered. I tried to fight the influence, but the influence slowly won the battle. I became the person I hated out of fear for my own survival. Now it's almost 7 years later and I'm filled with regret from the words that I've spoken. I don't know how to make amends for what I've said and done over the last few year

Say Goodbye
Today I got so angry, That I almost cried. Today's the day I realized, That our love has died. I think of you a lot, In all different ways. I was hoping we would keep in touch, But it seems you don't care, And now everything's come to an end. Know that I sit here and ponder, Of what I thought was true. I finally believed in happiness, I saw it all in you. But now that you are gone, I wonder if you think of me. Is your heart broken, Am I ever in your dreams? You cut things off so suddenly, Like you never even cared. You once told me you did, But the feelings were never there. Why would you tell me, The different things you felt. If in the very end, You left on me a welt. I don't think you noticed, How much I cared for you. When we had that conversation, Everything I said was true. I thought you felt the same, That's what you expressed to me. But now I know it was a lie. All just painful memories. Today I got so angry, That I almost cried.

New Blackberry
After all the Blackberries I've been setting up for people lately, I finally get a new one myself. Its the 8830 model with the track ball. Let's see how long before I get aggrevated with this thing, lol!

Changing
Why? Why is it so hard to change yourself? You know deep down in side that you want to and you try so hard, but for every step forward you get knocked two steps back. I mean how do you overcome the odds, is it even possible. And you know what makes this hurt the most is that the ppl I'm trying to change for don't even see it. How do you make them see or even notice, How?........................................ ....................................................

Fits Me To A T
CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimists. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendly y at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want.

Back At One
Brian Mcknight - Back At One lyrics It's undeniable That we should be together It's unbelievable How I used to say that I'd fall never The basis is need to know If you don't know just how I feel Then let me show you now that I'm for real If all things in time Time will reveal Yeah... Chorus: One - you're like a dream come true Two - just wanna be with you Three - Girl it's plain to see That you're the only one for me Four - repeat steps one through three Five - make you fall in love with me If ever I believe my work is done Then I'll start back at one...yeah... So Incredible The way things work themselves out And all emotional Once you know what it's all about, babe And undesirable For us to be apart Never would of made it very far Cause you know you got the keys to my heart (Chorus) One - you're like a dream come true Two - just wanna be with you Three - Girl it's plain to see That you're the only one for me Four - repeat steps one through thre

Imposter
Can relationships be thought out,manipulated and controlled?Can love be held at arms length?Not so far.She makes sense.Shes smart,beautiful,good money and reliable.What's not to love?Feeling like and actor, ready to blow his role.Terrified the cherade will soon be discovered.Pins and needles all the time.Living a lie that never ends.Behind a mask that doesn't fit, I Gasp for air.Is this happiness?I have the picture perfect girl,it must be.Take a breath,slide the mask back into place and resume the role.Walk softly always ready to fail.

I Would
I WOULD I would give you my heart I would share with you my fears I would show you respect always I would worship the ground you walk on I would love your family as I love my own I would give you honesty to keep your trust I would bring you flowers just to show my love I would put a rose on your pillow in the morning I would make you my first thought in the morning I would make you my last thought as I feel asleep I would be there to hug you when your day was hard I would show you the tenderness that others have not I would hold you close as tears rolled down your cheeks I would welcome your friends and make them feel at home I would make you a dinner when your working day was long I would give you candle light and roses just to see you smile I would have

Blood Album
I recently added some awesome pictures to an album marked Blood Pictures. They are NSFW and you can look if you want. I find them very sexy and erotic not only because of the blood but because of the excellent photography. Someone told me the pictures were weird and I may be a little disturbed, and that he didn't find death and suicide hot. So my question to my mummer riends who know me best, am I sick and twisted? (Damn, I so should have sent this to Ask Chantilly)

Please Help????
I AM IN A CONTEST STARTING TOMMORROW AT 12 IT ENDS FRIDAY AT 12.I AM ASKING THAT EVERYONE HELP ME ITS PRETTY MUCH THE MOST COMMENTS IN 24 HOURS WINS 1 MILLION FUBUCKS. WHEN I GET THE LINK I WILL POST IT RIGHT AWAY. IM NOT SURE IF I WILL WIN BUT I SURE WANNA TRY. SO PLEASE HELP IF U CAN. THANK YOU EVERY1. TAMMY

Bid On Me
Okay guys here it goes! I am in an aution starting tommorrow Feb 15 until Feb 24 if you want to own me here is the link so you can bid on me. Mwah love you all!!!! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=951274&albumid=851191&i=1900159031

Dedicated To Him,
I need love, love To ease my mind I need to find, find someone to call mine But mama said You cant hurry love No, you just have to wait She said love dont come easy Its a game of give and take You cant hurry love No, you just have to wait You got to trust, give it time No matter how long it takes But how many heartaches Must I stand before I find a love To let me live again Right now the only thing That keeps me hangin on When I feel my strength, yeah Its almost gone I remember mama said: You cant hurry love No, you just have to wait She said love dont come easy Its a game of give and take How long must I wait How much more can I take Before loneliness will cause my heart Heart to break? No I cant bear to live my life alone I grow impatient for a love to call my own But when I feel that i, I cant go on These precious words keeps me hangin on I remember mama said: You cant hurry love No, you just have to wait She said love dont come easy

In A Vip Contest, A Friend Needs Help
Hello I really need all the help I can get on this one... so please help if you can... This is really important. I have helped many in theirs and I need the help in mine now... I think You are supposed to fan, rate and add to be able to help in this contest. Here is the link to my pic that needs the comments...

Females Only Auction Is Closed
NEW RULES! TO ALL BIDDERS DO NOT BID UNLESS YOU'RE PREPARED TO PAY WITHIN 24HOURS OF YOUR BID IN CASE THE PERSON YOU'RE BIDDING ON WISHES TO ACCEPT YOUR BID AND CLOSE THEIR AUCTION EARLY. AND TO CONTESTANTS IF YOU DO NOT FOLLOW THROUGH ON YOUR END AFTER YOU'VE BEEN PAID I WILL STICKY A BULLETIN LETTING EVERYONE KNOW YOU DIDN'T FOLLOW THROUGH! Auction will run until March 11 10:00pm central. I am no longer accepting entries you will have to wait for the next females only auction that I host. AUCTION RULES If one of your friends wishes to bid but are blocked from my page you may put their bid up for them with a link to their profile I WILL NOT UNBLOCK ANYONE I tried that once with the male auction and won't go there again. IF you prefer fubucks you must say so at the beginning when you sign up. OTHERWISE Real $ bids will trump fubuck bids. Unless fubucks is 1mil+ then will go according to the female's preference. NO DRAMA WILL BE TOLERATED. I will be promoting this auction he

Stalker
I met this guy last summer out by our pool in our apartment complex. He seemed like a nice guy and he wanted to be friends no big deal so he got my number. He then like a week or so later just showed up at my door and asked me out. I told him I had a boyfriend already. That was cool with him. We talked some after that. Nothing seemed out of the ordinary with him. Then when Jeff left he was calling me more nothing wrong was going on until like 2 weeks after Jeff left did thinks start to change. He still called me everyday or everyother day and he would come over. I started to get this uneasy feeling when he was around. My body would be tense all the time like it should be ready to run at any moment. He would talk about sex he even showed me ky he had and he wanted to get my some laungeri for valentines day. I was going to have ppl over for a party and he showed up get drunk and he was trying to get me drunk. I fell asleep on the couch and I woke up sometime in the middle of the nigh

The Curse
All at once my world came crashing down, And no one can understand... Why I often wear a frown! Diagnosed with ""cancer"" were the hardest words recieved, Who actually would of thought? Who actually believes? Believes in my recovery... believes I'll make it through I'm often left in wonder, is this nightmare really true? You can bet that no matter how bad it is... Someone always has it worse!! Although this thing called ""cancer" Is nothing but a CURSE."

Choices
Dark dreams silent screams Cold sweats many regrets Freezing rain a heart in pain Battles fought lessons taught Mind in a daze stuck in a maze Confused and scared all emotions bared Frozen in place a hidden face Evil surrounds you hear no sounds Fear you can taste no time to waste Win or lose it's time to chose Which way to go you just don't know Either way looks fine but your life is on the line You make a choice but your inner voice Tells you good try but you chose to die Take a deep breath on your path to death It's ok to cry as you say your final goodbye

Bored
Soooo, does anybody actually read these ??? I don't really have anything deep and meaningful to say....just bored and clicking on stuff....if you leave me a message and say you actually read these, maybe i might start puting something on her other than just rambling on about absolutely nothing.......

Now Hiring
OK, The Asylum is now hireing Staff members. If your interstedin being a DJ please contact me for more information. Also i need DJ skin, and Kaijaw to message me. Thanks bonnie aka Devil Witch-DJ manager for The Asylum. **There is potential for pay here as well. (fubucks)** *other positions available also*

A Poem By Me
Alone and Broken In my room, alone and broken, Crying because he said good bye, I look out my window Into the starry night sky. Wondering why, I sit here alone, While the burning hot tears Constantly flow. My heart can't be mended It shattered when he said goodbye. Now, Alone and broken, This is how I will die. It has been only a minute, As I lay in my bed, Alone and broken, Wishing I was dead. My whole room is dark Except for the glow Of the light by the street, Outside my window. A blanket of dark clouds covers the sky And I can't see the moon I see nothing but blackness Like my heart, full of gloom. Rain begins to fall hard, Pounding on the ground, Just like the tears that streak my cheeks; The tears that have not slowed down. Three minutes have passed, It seems like years have gone by, Still alone and broken, As I start to die. You can't help me, So why even try? I'm alone and broken Because of a guy. He said tha

Me Vs. The Wikipedia--round 3
my 3rd appearance in the wikipedia--1st an article about me--then in one about jethro tull---now in one about the club downtown---very few here are considered 'noteworthty'--will they delete the whole article? ...Rocketman, Ryan Dunn & Don Vito, Fight Paris, Open Hand, Steve Lieberman: The Gangsta Rabbi(who recorded the perfomance on 2006's "Viva the Gangsta Rabbi-Live at the Downtown"), The Juliana Theory, Lovedrug, Days Away, The Goodwill, A Wilhelm Scream, Whole Wheat Bread, The Fad, Men, Women & Children, Ryan McKnight, Xtian, RA the Rugged Man, Killa Priest (Wu-Tang), Ancient Tongue, Nightmare of You, Army Of Me, Kevin Devine, The NSG, Like Yesterday, Krokus, Hollow & Code 6, Cast in Shadows, The Tubes, Amber Pacific, Houston

Why Women Cry
“ WHY WOMEN CRY ? " A little boy asked his mother, 'Why are you crying?' 'Because I'm a woman,' she told him. 'I don't understand,' he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, 'And you never will.' Later the little boy asked his father, 'Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?' 'All women cry for no reason,' was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, 'God, why do women cry so easily?' God said: 'When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining. I gave her the sensitivity to love her childr

What I Learned In Last 2 Weeks
I havent been on much last 2 weeks.-been going thru some stuff here. Had this friend that met this girl online while back. The chatted alot-and even visited each other. 4 mths ago, he moved her out her (Indiana). She is from California. They got along well while chatting. But when they started living together , the true person surfaced. It just shows that ppl can really like each other while chatting and think they are in love--BUT once you live with the person,things change. She moved back to Cali now. Im no longer friends with my old friend ( her ex now).I lost two friends,but gained a new friend-a better friend!Idid have a rough time at first when he kicked her out and she came to live with us. Her b/f's roomate ( whom I work with) told me all these bad things about her- so I already had this image set about her, but still let her stay here ( my heart isnt that cold!)-well, once I got to know her, I found oput my other friend just wanted her out-I got to know her after a week. let m

4,000
If any of you have Yahoo and read the news they posted yesterday, or pretty much any news source, then you are aware that we have reached 4,000 of our men and women that have died doing what they believed in. This is by no means a bash of any sort. I for one wish the war was over too, but will stand behind all of them until the day that I die!!! This is just so that those of us that believe in them know how many Angels have given all they had for us and that this is why we are here. 4,000 families given tragic news. 4,000 funerals. This is also so that those of you that may be reading this and don't support these Angels, just a little reminder to you of how many have given everything so that you may be entitled to that opinion, with no reprocussions. Nobody wants war. Nobody wants sacrifice. But these 4,000 along with the hundreds of thousands before them, believed in fighting for what you thought was right. For what this country stands for. THEY ARE ONE OF THE REASONS THIS COUNTRY IS

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A New Push To Help Families Of Veterans
Recognition is growing in the military that soldiers' injuries put extra hardships on immediate family members. By Gordon Lubold Staff writer of The Christian Science Monitor Washington -- It's become a new refrain: Families of veterans, say advocates and senior military officials, are becoming "brittle" from the strains of war and need help. The controversy last year surrounding Walter Reed military hospital called attention to the problems of ailing veterans, and the Pentagon moved to improve care and shore up lagging programs. Now the focus is broadening, as advocates and military officials recognize that family members of injured veterans endure extra hardships and need help caring for their loved ones. This new push is as much for members of families caring for injured veterans who will most likely not return to active duty, as for families of active duty National Guard and Reservists whose families are dealing with the impact of their deployment overseas. So

Wth?!?!?!
Jamie Lynn Spears baby daddy holds gun up in front of photogs that he said was "private land" as i saw it in the video where he said that they were on the side of the road near the property, now i ask you this is that the way you treat the people that made you famous or what? and to top it off they were also in a side by side A.T.V. with no helmet and not waring a seat belt as he drove with her in the vehicle and her being pregnant with his soon to be child. is he a smart one or what? oh well when he kills her or the child he will understand the life that would have been and the life that was. oh and if you have anything to say about this you can comment but understand if its mean to me the poster it will be deleted. JUST AN FYI have a great week!!!!!!!!!!!

Stalker Much?
Out of nowhere this "person" appears in my shout box, we exchanged witty conversation, then she rates me a 1. I can feel the love =D Bottom to top kiddos jelly: bye bye ->jelly: why does it matter to you if I comment on every mumm? Seems like you have no life if you're keeping up with what I'm doing all day. jelly: TALENTED... with a pic like you got... yehhh right ->jelly: I'm just talented enough to do RL stuff and mumm jelly: do you have a life? you comment on every mumm SADDDDDDD

Rules To Live By
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire. 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. 4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else. 6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 8. Before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fis

All Flow Rater Links
This is a list of all my current flow raters I hope this makes it easier for everyone :P Tippy162008 TîÞÞý16²008~Fu-Owned by Passionman71~Owner of FLOW RATERS@ fubar Proud Mommy of 2 ~proud~MOMMY~of 2~**CLUB FAR**~@ fubar DJ Smokie Smokie Owner Of Smokies Saloon/Co-Owner@Hillbilly Lounge/Enforcer@Dark Side Of The Moon/Git R Done Rebels Family/Member Of Flow Raters@ fubar Jesha Jesha*R/L GF 2 KenDoll*S4L* CO-OWNER@DGAF*@ fubar Lord DarkTree lord darktree (co owner GOTHIC VAMPIRES* CLUB F.A.R * *RATE SPANKERS* FUBAR WORLD CRUISE )@ fubar Alwayspinknblack *alwayspinknblack*@ fubar TJ @@@Tj aka Ghettoluva26~ ~Owner of Ghetto lounge@@@/member of the rate spankers club@@@@ fubar DJ CHIEF DJ CHIEF OWNER OF HILLBILLY LOUNGE/GIT R DONE REBEL FAMILY/MEMBER OF FLOW RATERS@ fubar VIOLET VIOLET20 HEAD PROMOTOR@HILLBILLY LOUNGE&SMOKIES SALOON/GIT R DONE REBEL FAMILY/MEMBER OF FLOW RATERS@ fubar TINK tink07 Member Of Flow Raters

Happy Dance!!!
Ive lost enough inches to fit back into my size 14 jeans!WOOT! I have been wearing baggy pants for like 2 years! I dont think Ive worn jeans since my trip to Samanthas! Im tickled pink! EVEN this place cant ruin my mood! LOL Im just on long enough to accept requests! Thanks to club far and the fubar cruise or i wouldnt have any at all! :)

Naughty Application!
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DON'T BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4.Do you think I'm cute? 5.Would you have sex with me?. 6.Lights on or off? 7.Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12.Condom or skin? 13.Have sex on the first date? 14.Would you kiss me during sex? 15.Do you think I would be good in bed? 16.Would you use me as a booty call? 17.Can I use you as a booty call? 18.Can we take pictures of the act? 19.How long would we have sex? 20.Would you tell your friends about me? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT "Naughty Application

Amber Alert
Here is the link to an amber alert case..about a missing 12 year old girl from the Charlottesville, Va area.. I happened to come across it here, on fubar and really felt compelled to post a link to this alert.. http://www.missingkids.com/missingkids/servlet/PubCaseSearchServlet?act=viewChildDetail&LanguageCountry=en_US&searchLang=en_US&caseLang=en_US&orgPrefix=NCMC&caseNum=1093779&seqNum=1 I pray the she and others like her are found and reunited with their families safely.. Amen

Friends
So many times in my life I have heard the word friend Pledging loyalty and trust Until our life’s very end Words that were simple to say The meaning harder to bear A word that unites two worlds A bond that each should share But when they take a close look There is nothing there to see The words were empty of meaning No truth did they hold for them or me To the true meaning of friend Their heart has turned cold Now I shrug when this word I hear Knowing the emptiness that it does hold I nod and accept it as their words Hoping one will speak from the heart True ones I have met and carry with me Thinking of them when we are apart So as you travel through life A journey we all must each day make Think before you use the word friend How this word the other person will take Friendship is something to honor With respect and commitment each day The word has true meaning when spoken If spoken from the heart with honesty you say © Tall Mountain Dreamer

I'm A Fu Addict!!
OK I ADMIT IT I AM TOTALLY ADDICTED TO FUBAR.NOW I KNOW YOUR PROBABLY THINKING BIG DEAL WE ALL ARE, AND THAT'S PROBABLY TRUE BUT I THINK I AM ADDICTED BEYOND THE NORMAL ADDICTION.I MEAN I AM ON FUBAR UNTIL I GET TIRED AND GO TO SLEEP,THEN I WAKE UP THE NEXT DAY AND I HAVE TO GO ON FUBAR!!I HAVE TO SEE IF ANYONE RATED ME,OR ADDED ME,OR LEFT ME A COMMENT LOL.ON MY DAYS OFF I AM ON AND OFF FUBAR THROUGHOUT THE DAY NOT BEING ABLE TO GO MORE THEN 3-4 HOURS WITHOUT CHECKING MY FU STATUS LOL.AND ON DAYS I WORK I AM DYING TO COME HOME AND GO ON FUBAR I TELL U I'M A TOTAL FUBAR ADDICT!!!!!! AND I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY LOL

Elemental Dreamcatchers And An Holistic Approach.
If we start from the premise that all things are connected, then the question has to be asked why do we only look at one part of a situation requiring rectification?. Do we look at the sympton and ignore the cause?..do we even recognise what is symptom and what is cause?. The idea of an elemental dreamcatcher comes from the blending of the Celtic heritage of elemental hangings and that of the North American spirit and dreamcatchers. In the Celtic belief there are 5 elements, earth, air, fire and water and the fifth element is spirit. For the adept the fifth element is that person, and as in the dreamcatcher where the creator puts a part of themelves into each catcher so does the maker of the elemental hanging use their energies as part of the creation. It is strongly affirmed that the four elements must be in harmony to create a favourable environment. Thus by using something to represent those elements, as in the creation of the elemental dreamcatcher then the result is complementary

Yo Its Me
Wutsup-Here are my details for the next pervert who tries to hit on me! My name is Amber Im 20 years old I have a 3 year old beautiful little girl Im married to an Army soldier He also is on fubar as guitarplayeralan Im kinda a girly girl and I have lots of friends I like drink when I can and Im a 2 beer queer so fuck you! I dont like when people try to hit on me cause I think its sad(wut you cant read my name is US Army Inf WIFE)its annoying!I have a husband who is my world and no other man compares to him-you can try to break our bond but it wont work-weve been together for 6 years and we are each others soulmates!SO FUCK OFF 2 ALL THOSE jerks that are too old for me any way!

3 Month Vip - 30 Day Blast Contest - Ty I Won Thanks To All Of You
3 Month VIP/30 Day Blast Giveaway Contest!!! This contest started as an idea to help level me to a Godmother... but I already reached my goal. So I am using it as a THANK YOU Contest to all that helped me along the way. I am giving away a 3 month VIP OR a 30 day Blast ~ decided by the winner of the contest. All rates count for 5 points per rate and all comments are 1 point each. The person with the most points at 11:00 a.m. EST on Monday, May 12th wins the contest! No minimum comments or rates needed. I am still taking entries for this contest. If you are interested, send me a message please! CONTEST ENTRY: ◊ DjJOHN© ◊ MEMBER OF THE SILENT BOMBERS ◊ @ fubar CONTEST HOSTESS: dj nilla~owner of ~DIRTYDEEDSRADIO.COM~ @ fubar

Sick, Tired And... Scared :(
I'm scared... I'm writing my master thesis about body horror on the screen. If you don't know what body horror means watch some of David Cronenberg's movies. But there is a big problem. My supervisor. He hates me. He is rejecting all my notes. My notes aren't bad. I'm trying to do my best but it's really hard to do this. Two days ago he told one girl, that her thesis is a piece of shit, a crap and he had to get drunk because he couldn't look at that. As far as I know her notes were good. But who knows... He's a jerk and I don't like him. But I'm so scared... I want my thesis to be good. I don't know what to do :( I'm powerless :(

I Thank God For The Suffering
I, I still recall, the first fullmoon of may 'neath whose rays we lay together And those bright nights on glassy waves When we would glide lightly away From the grain For wicked flights of pleasure Those visions fade Like ghosts to life's parade Though incisions once made her so vivid A scarlet whore With both heels in the door Of a heaven severed from me, insipid And midst the writhe of parapets Where angels sigh, lonely she sits Upon the lip Only a slip from whence I beg her That I would wish Her kiss a chrysalis To break to make my fluttered heart amiss And in those frozen moments won From grief that creeps to wreathe the sun In drapes inwove with deathshead wing I thank God for the suffering Love would have conquered all But for the rapture That ancient plan for my defeat Denied faith skies that would have set her free It seems again dreams wend to capture Once dancing in a spotlit waltz Through shadowed dimension Given to the rivers that bed

List #4 Of Club F.a.r. Members
THESE ARE THE CLUB F.A.R. MEMBERS BROKE DOWN INTO TEAMS AS OF NOW, BUT WE KEEP GROWING. PLEASE FAN ADD AND RATE YOUR FELLOW MEMBERS, I KNOW IT'S A LOT TRUST ME, BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE IN ONE DAY. I WILL TRY AND KEEP THIS UPDATED SO PLEASE SHOW YOUR FELLOW FAMILY MEMBERS SOME LOVE, IF YOU FEEL YOU CANNOT DO THIS THEN I DON'T THINK THIS IS THE RIGHT FAMILY FOR YOU... I MEAN THAT IS WHAT OUR NAME STANDS FOR.. THANK YOU ALL FOR JOINING IT REALLY MEANS ALOT TO US. I, PETE & ROBIN...ARE HAPPY TO HAVE ALL OF YOU... TEAM BIG PIMPIN NAH-NAH * CLUB F.A.R. MASCOT #1 FAMILY RAWKS *@ fubar (Big151)ClubF.A.R.*Team Captian*Count Chocula **C.B.C**.@ fubar Tommy aka*Fantasy Maker*CLUB F.A.R. TEAM CAPTAIN-------READ MY ABOUT ME!!@ fubar MZ.DREAMS*CLUB F.A.R*Promotions/ Door Girl 4 Centerfolds*I.B.I.C**@ fubar Mikey@ fubar DGAZ/Enforcer to Club F.A.R. Member!@ fubar

This Was Sent To Me By My Good Friend Debbie Aka Mrs. For Mother's Day
It takes a Mother's Love to make a house a home, A place to be remembered, no matter where we roam. It takes a Mother's Patience, to bring a child up right, And her Courage and her Cheerfulness to make a dark day bright. It takes a Mother's Thoughtfulness to mend the heart's deep "hurts," And her Skill and her Endurance to mend little socks and shirts. It takes a Mother's Kindness to forgive us when we err, To sympathize in trouble and bow her head in prayer. It takes a Mother's Wisdom to recognize our needs And to give us reassurance by her loving words and deeds. It takes a Mother's Endless Faith, her Confidence and Trust To guide us through the pitfalls of selfishness and lust. And that is why in all this world there could not be another Who could fulfill God's purpose as completely as a MOTHER!

Vermont
• As in most dairy states, Vermont does what it can to discourage the use of margarine. For example, it's illegal to use colored margarine in restaurants unless the menu indicates you do--in letters two inches high. Colored margarine can only be served in triangle shaped patties. • At one time it was illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole. • Barre All residents shall bathe every Saturday night. • Call a Vermont court a "kangaroo court" or some similar moniker, and you might be looking at a $200 fine. It is illegal to defame a court. • In Vermont It's against the law (not to mention impossible) to whistle under water. • In Vermont it is illegal to paint landscapes in times of war. • In Vermont, women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth. • It is illegal to deny the existence of God • It's against the law in Vermont for vagrants to procure food by force. Apparently if you have a good job and stable home life, it's O.K. to procure food by fo

A Little Help For Myself This Time Please
Can I get a little Help PRETTY PLEASE!!! I entered a contest to win a 3 month vip and a 1 day blast... 1st to reach 40,000 comments wins Contest begins June 1st... I could really use some help, PRETTY PLEASE!!! Please rate fan and add the host: DJ EDGE@ fubar

Silent Help
A peice of my life. I just wanted to share a brief peice of my life with the youth out there I have written my life down in hopes to encourage todays youth to make good decision and when things do go wrong it isnt the end. Life does go on and they can get back to good 3 am: Oh gosh is he awake again. It seems like I just put him to sleep. Well I better get up before his crying wakes up his sister. (after rocking the infant back to sleep and feeding him lays back down in bed) Geez how did I possibley get here. I'm 20 with two kids (2 1/2, Sara and 9mo. Logan) barely not living on the streets. Although my life has been alot worse before. I had so much potential and very high values. I didnt grow up poor or in this life style, but some how I got here... Aww.. Yes I remember it now. It seems like it was a life time ago. I had just turned 17. Me and my boy friend had just gotten into a huge fight and it looked like it was actually over for good this time. I

Wow! Fubar Is Really Addicting
As any of you know, I have recently got onto yet another networking site. Well, actually I got onto two sites, but I am only going to talk about just one of them right now. If you really want to know about the other one, it is Linked In, which is a professional networking site that gives me a bunch of business connections. But I want to talk about Fubar, which is also known as the online bar. Yes, this is a networking site where you can give people drinks, gifts, and sex toys! Also, you can socialize and mingle like you do a bar. The only difference is you cannot go home with the person, or unless you find out the person you are talking to online is in your area, then maybe. However, like the old saying goes, “You will never find anyone good at a bar,” which is very true talking from experience. Anyway, this is a site where you get to rate people’s pictures, blogs, profile and so on for what they call FuBucks, which is online money that will help you pay for the online gifts yo

When The Night Falls
Raven is: sad I get very sad when it gets to evening/night time. All the hurt that is hidden or forgotten during the happy daytime becomes apparent during the twilight and night time. I feel guilty, stupid, embarrassed, misunderstood, ignored, alone, sad, pitied, irresponsible, bleah! I feel like i've been let down, and that i've let everyone down. I feel tired physically and mentally. I feel like a fool, an idiot. I don't know how to fix my mistakes, or even if i've made any mistakes. I feel jealous. I feel like i've betrayed people. I feel unresponsive, and aloof. I feel disjoint and detached. I feel cold. ……..

Tag You're It
You Can Only Type One Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? Desk 2. Your significant other? Dogs 3. Your hair? Black 4. Your mother? Home 5. Your father? Attorney 6. Your favorite thing? Hockey 7. Your dream last night? Cocaine 8. Your favorite drink? Vodka 9. Your dream/goal? Success 10. The room you're in? Office 11. Music? Rock 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Happiness 14. Where were you last night? Home 15. What you're not? Cheap 16. Muffins? Slut 17. One of your wish list items? DD 18. Where you grew up? New York 19. The last thing you did? Masterbation 20. What are you wearing? Nothing 21. TV? Porn 22. Your pets? Dogs 23. Your

I'm It Again!
You Can Only Type One Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? hand 2. Your significant other? non-existent 3. Your hair? ponytail 4. Your mother? home 5. Your father? home? 6. Your favorite thing? camera 7. Your dream last night? none? 8. Your favorite drink? coke 9. Your dream/goal? success 10. The room you're in? bedroom 11. Music? Rock 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? dunno 14. Where were you last night? out 15. What you're not? amused 16. Muffins? blueberry 17. One of your wish list items? house 18. Where you grew up? Ohio 19. The last thing you did? typed 20. What are you wearing? clothes 21. TV? off 22. Your pets? rascal 23. Your computer? Compaq 24. Your life? good 25. Your mood? bored 26. M

Cali
the home of the bloods and crips, niggas that not scare to empty a clip. where the police are no to be full of shit, the govenor just had to be a movie star and rich before he got his office, some of the dangerous street in the world are here, but dont be scared u can have alot of fun here. the beaches are as beautiful as Florida and keep alot of people happy,the weather is the best and wouldnt change it for the world. beautiful women are everywhere but every once in awhile you'll find some one with a jerry curl and even someone dance like a robot on the corner for fun.

A Day In The Life Of Angels
A Day in the Life of an Angel A day in the life of an angel begins very early in heaven. Early dawn, the angels slowly gets out of bed. Then they wash and dry their wings, which is required. After the wings dry, the halo must gets polished and shined. The halo must always be straight and shining bright. After all is cleaned and shined, the business day begins. Angel hours are long and overtime is non exsisisent. Each angel is assigned ten people to watch, requests are often granted. The angels watch over them, sometimes one at a time. When it gets late, the angles finally get to rest. If you ever wondered what angles do, this is their day. (9/03)

My Vacation Home
Hi,everybody!! Are you looking for comfortable place to unwined for the weekend or a week ? My good friend Nilou Achtland has the perfect spot !!! Feel more than at home and get away to pease and comfort at Nilou's luxury 1.5 acre, 3,000 sq. ft., brick, 2 story fully furnished, 5 bedroom, 5 bath, 3 - car garage home in South Highland, IL. Complete with house keeper,cook , massuer , circular driveway, 2 story foyer, family living room with fireplace, custom island kichen with peek-a-boo view through the 80 gallion fresh water fish tank / double oven / etc. , formal dining room, formal living room, office with internet access, surround sound & intercom system throughout, large laundry room, home-theater, den with fireplace, gym with 6 person hot tub, Grand Master Bedroom which includes: sitting room with fireplace, large walk-in closet, large master bath jacuzzi tub for 3 / glass shower / and his & her sink . ....... Come hang out and relax for the weekend for only $1,000 or $2,

You've Been Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I'm very very shy. 2. I Love to draw and paint. 3. I'm afraid of the dark..lol yes i really am. 4. I love the word Fuck...lol! idk why i just do. 5. On August 3 i will have been married for 12yrs.. 6. I like to dunk my fries in mayo. 7. I love Eeyore. i collect anything that has to do with Eeyore. 8. When i was 23yrs old i found out i couldn't have kids. 9. I have a lead foot, love to drive fast..(tickets)bad! 10. I turned down art school to get married... stupid me.. Now it is your turn... crazy Sunny Barbie Aries Rock

Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Would rather get high than drink 2. Jager makes my clothes fall of 3. I'm a HUGE flirt 4. Has ozzy tatts 5. People like to walk on me like a door mat 6. Love to watch storms 7. Have a habit of talking to myself, shrink said I was ok unless I lost a fight with myself 8. Lost fights with myself many of times 9. I'm always tryin to make people smile 10. Always tryin to help out friends I tag: metalhead wycked sniper ladyace Ty

A Funny Womans Poem
AND JUSTLY SO, I SAY!!! A Woman's Poem He didn't like the casserole And he didn't like my cake, He said my biscuits were too hard Not like his mother used to make. I didn't perk the coffee right He didn't like the stew, I didn't mend his socks The way his mother used to do. I pondered for an answer I was looking for a clue. Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him... Like his mother used to do.

For Bibabygirl
THATS RIGHT BIBABYGIRL IS HOSTING YET A NOTHER UNIQUE AUCTION!! BiBabyGirl ~TEAM CAPTAIN FOR CLUB F.A.R.~ 2nd Alarm Hottie Prospect @ fubar OK LIKE - SO HERES THE DEAL....... SHE IS AUCTIONING OFF JEWERLY This is the 3rd jewlery & mics auction as the 1st two were a huge success Just like the first & second one all shipping is paid for by her There is a 1yr warranty against manufacturer defects All bids are excepted HERES THE BEST PARTS!!! THE AUCTION WILL RUN UNTIL: July 7th at 9am est WANNA GET YOUR GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND SOMETHING WANNA SPOIL YOUR BEST FRIEND THIS WOULD DEFINITELY BE THE AUCTION TO BID ON Look below for the list of items up for bid!! silver n pearl pendant 10kT gold diamond stud earrings silver sz 8 heart ring gold tone link bracelet gold tone pendant gold tone necklace matches bracelet above silver hoop earrings

Learn Something
In alopecia areata, the affected hair follicles are mistakenly attacked by a person's own immune system (white blood cells), resulting in the arrest of the hair growth stage. Alopecia areata usually starts with one or more small, round, smooth bald patches on the scalp and can progress to total scalp hair loss (alopecia totalis) or complete body hair loss (alopecia universalis). This common but very challenging and capricious disease affects approximately 2% of the population overall, including more than 5 million people in the United States alone. Types: Alopecia areata, the most common variation of the autoimmune disease, presents itself as round, smooth patches of various sizes. Alopecia areata totalis presents itself as total loss of hair on the scalp Alopecia universalis is the rarest form of alopecia areata and presents itself as the loss of hair over the entire scalp and body. Treatment Options There are no FDA approved treatments specifically for alopecia areata

Less Than 2 Hours
I WAS BROKE BECAUSE I DONT MANAGE MY FUBUCKS VERY WELL AT ALL. SO I PUT MYSELF UP FOR AUCTION IN A MUMM THAT EXPIRES N LESS THAN 2 HOURS FROM NOW [5:20 PM edt]. THE BIDDING WENT FAR BEYOND MY EXPECTATIONS, BUT IF ANYONE IS SO INCLINED, I INVITE YOU TO CHECK OUT THE MUMM. I AM VERY GRATEFUL TO THOSE WHO PLACED THEIR BIDS AND WILL ASSURE THE HIGHEST BIDDER OF EVERYTHING I PROMISED AND THEN SOME. JIMMY

Photobucket Survey
Here's how it works: 1. Go to www.photobucket.com (don't sign in) 2. Type in your answer to the question in the "search" box 3. Use only the first page 4. Copy the html and paste for the answer 1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME? 2. WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT RELATIONSHIP STATUS? 3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? 4. WHO IS YOUR CELEBRITY CRUSH? 5. WHAT BAND ARE YOU CURRENTLY LISTENING TO? 6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE? 7. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DRINK? 8. WHAT KIND OF PHONE DO YOU HAVE? 9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DESSERT? 10. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? this one sucks. it was the only one that said alive on it on the first page

New Lounges
You know its very hard to get members in your lounge when you are brand new why not come in at least and check it out before you just assume oh its too small for me to be there thats a crock thats like saying oh if you dont make a million a year I dont want to be with you and that to me is just wrong and very how shall we say unfair because you never know til you at least try itand see if you like it and if you dont thats fine too but dont knock it til you at least try it

Mmmmmhmmmm
I Need Your Help!!!! I Joined A Contest The First To 30k Comments Gets 2Million Fubucks and A Bling Pack.... So Please Come Rate And Comment The Hell Out Of My Pic!!! Please Repost!! Maybe Sticky If You Feel Froggy!!! If You Don't Know Him Yet Go Check His Profile Out..... He Will Make You Laugh!! He Is Totally Awesome!!! Thanks Sonny! ~FAT SONNY~@ fubar

Big Daddy Up For Auction!
"> Hey Everybody! DJ BigDaddy is up for acution! He is offering: 1.) Rate all pics 10's for a month 2.) Sfw salute 3.) Daily Gifts and drinks for a month 4.) 50 photo comments a day for a month 5.) Add to top friends and family 6.) Add to yahoo If a VIP, HH or Bling ect. is offered 1.) Link to you page on mine 2.) Personal Phone call if wanted 3.) Pimpout bulletin Click here to check him out and bid!

Baby's
PMTurn your sound on too !..YOU HAVE NO HEART IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS !December 4th, 2007, Jessica Sherwood had to do something no mother should ever have to do.At 2:29 pm Jessica made a very tough, but the right decision to take her little 3 month old daughter off life support In memory of little London Marie, i thought id start a little forward..Jessica had a message that i want every one to know..This is what Jessica said:"If anyone has kids, make sure that you keep them with you the whole time. Don't give then to anyone that you don't trust. Trust me, I thought that I trusted Josh. But now as of December 4, 2007 at 2:29 AM, she is gone. My one & only baby . & He is going to pay FOREVER, even if he gets out of jail scott free, he will be dead no matter what. & To all my friends that know London, I am very angry & upset that I lost the love of my life, my babygirl. She died on her three month birthday . London had six fractured ribs, both of her legs were fracture, & her brain was so

Ask And Ye Shall Receive....
After a lot of thinking as well as a lot of encouragement from many of my friends on here (you know who you are), I have decided to keep my page up and running! However, this does not mean I will be here as often as I have been in the past! The reason I was gonna leave was to give my life more attention. I feel I can still do that without completely exiling myself from here or from all of you. So my page will remain here and dormant.....I may check in every once in a while! So to those who wanted me to stay, you got your wish!

Great Spirits
Great Spirit, give us hearts to understand; Never to take from creation's beauty more than we give; Never to destroy wantonly for the furtherance of greed; Never to deny to give our hands for the building of earth's beauty; Never to take from her what we cannot use. Give us hearts to understand That to destroy earth's music is to create confusion; That to wreck her appearance is to blind us to beauty; That to callously pollute her fragrance is to make a house of stench; That as we care for her she will care for us. We have forgotten who we are. We have sought only our own security. We have exploited simply for our own ends. We have distorted our knowledge. We have abused our power. Great Spirit, whose dry lands thirst, help us to find the way to refresh your lands. Great Spirit, whose waters are choked with debris and pollution, help us to find the way to cleanse your waters. Great Spirit, whose beautiful earth grows ugly with mis-use, help us to find the

Well Hmm
It seems that i was removed from someone's friends list because i don't agree with him about something stupid and trivial.. basically that person is pissed that I didn't defend him when someone "messed with" a picture he made.. it was trivial and i told him he should not be so angry about something so tiny... it was a picture... deal with it.. people mess with other people's pictures ALL THE TIME. I have stuck by friends through a lot of things but i am very open with my opinions on things and if you don't like that TOUGH COOKIES! I won't be pissed off about something that I think is funny just because you are. its not like it was the ONLY copy of the picture ffs.... If anyone else has to remove me for that.. then please feel free too... I will not cuddle you and say "ohh i am soo sorry the big bad wo/man messed with you... let me yell at him...." I am not that type of person. if it was something really offensive then YES i would have said something.. but it wasn

My Sexy Friends..
OK THE MONTH IS ALMOST OVER.. HERE.. I HAVE LOTS AND LOTS OF PEOPLE THAT WANT TO BE IN MY FAMILY FOLDER.. AND I WILL BE MAKIN SUM CHANGES .. OK. SO AT THE FIRST OF THE MONTH I WILL BE CLEANIN OUT THE FAMILY FOLDER AND LETTIN NEW ONES BE ON MY FAMILY LIST.. IF U ARE ON THERE.. AND UCLICK ON IT.. AND U CAN VEIW. THEM.. I HAVE TOOKEN U OFF. ITS ONLY FAIR OK.. AND NO IM NOT BAD AT U ALL.. OK.. PLEASE UNDERSTAND.. AND I WILL STILL BE OPENIN MY NSFW AT 6 PM EVERY NITE EXCEPT FOR SUNS. OK.. I WILL BE HAVIN NEW PICS HERE SOON...

Will Pay Fubucks For 100 Photo Comments
I am in a 1 month V.I.P contest I have less then 2000 comments needed to reach my goal of 6000 comments so I am willing to pay 50,000 fubux for 100 comments.. All you need to do is send me a private message when you have left that many comments.. there is no limit to how many times you leave 100 comments so have fun and comments away... All you have to do is click on the picture below to get to my picture.. Thank you

The Move That Never Was
well its official, im not moving to florida as i had hoped. my dad is moving back here so i am stuck. im going to try and make the best of this shithole of a town. maybe one day i can save up enough money and move on my own....far far far away from all of this

In Chronological Order
Just going to type. I feel a need to empty my head and the words that tumble from said cranium may or may not make any sense to any unsuspecting, passing reader. Anyway, the therapy is mainly mine, sorry. I lost my cherry at the age of 16 and until I got married in 1993 when I was 22, had a rather lively social life and lived life somewhat in the fast lane. It was a great six years of cigarettes, alcohol and downright debauchery but it had to stop or I was heading for burnout baby. It did stop. When I met Jim in '92 before we got married in '93 and almost overnight I became a sensible, stable mummy to three lovely kids (well, they didn't arrive overnight but over five years but you know what I mean!) and actually enjoyed my role as housewife and mother hugely. In some respects, I still do. The kids are getting bigger now though and early this year I went out with some buddies from work and I got drunk and slept with another bloke. Did my world crumble under the weight of guilt

Stud Rooster
STUD ROOSTER A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, 'OK old fart, time for you to retire.' The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?' The young rooster says, 'Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over.' The old rooster says, 'I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.' The young rooster laughs. 'You know you don't stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start.' The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining

I'm Making You Mine.................
I call to collect you from your house, having already made sure I left you instructions on how to dress for me today. Short, tight skirt, hold up stockings, high, spiked heels, tight top, no bra and panties and a little leather jacket. I wait in the car for you so I can watch you walk to me, swaying as you do, looking so damn hot it's untrue, then I get out of the car, come round to the passenger side, open the door and help you into the car, getting a good look up your skirt as I do. Good, I see you haven't shaved for a day or two and your pussy looks a little hairy. I like to see that you can follow instructions. I close the door as you get comfortable, then get back in the car and close my door, start the engine, then pull away from the kerb. As we drive I look at you and am pleased to see that you have remembered what you are supposed to do as we drive along. As I watch I see you slide a little further down in your seat, slide your skirt up and lazily start to toy with your cun

11,902 Comments To Go!! Help Meout Please!!!!
Im in a GIVEAWAY for a HH, I need 45,000 comments to be complete. I am almost there!! I only have 11,902 comments to go!! PLEASE COME BY AND HELP ME OUT!! Even 1 COMMENT would be helpful! Thank you, So Fresh

Myasthenia Gravis--treatments
Treatments for Myasthenia Gravis (MG) There is no known cure for MG, but there are effective treatments that allow many-but not all-people with MG to lead full lives. Common treatments include medications, thymectomy and plasmapheresis. Spontaneous improvement and even remission may occur without specific therapy. Medications are most frequently used in treatment. Anticholinesterase agents (e.g., Mestinon®) allow acetylcholine to remain at the neuromuscular junction longer than usual so that more receptor sites can be activated. Corticosteroids (e.g., prednisone) and immunosuppressant agents (e.g., Imuran®) may be used to suppress the abnormal action of the immune system that occurs in MG. Intravenous immunoglobulins (IVIg) are sometimes used to affect the function or production of the abnormal antibodies also. Thymectomy (surgical removal of the thymus gland) is another treatment used in some patients. The thymus gland lies behind the breastbone and is an important part o

Please Help Me Level Who Knows
Ok my owner wanted to make godmother for her birthday which has come and gone. Yes I know she is on vacation this week but I think we can still get her to godmother before she comes back.So I am asking everyone to spend some time during HH to rate her good time is running out before she gets back. please lets make her godmother. Who Knows owns Whoremaster & dammit dave.:.is Fu-Øwñëd by Radio X Show@ fubar

Great Life
You see what is ahead but you turn to make a second glance you never knew what was a round the corner tell it hit you like a cannon ball then it all turned around for you in so many ways it is like a great dream had came to life in so many ways live it to the fullest and let you heart do the talking

These People Will Rawk Your World!
Thank You For Being A Friend - Andrew Gold I want to thank everyone for helping me level to DISCIPLE last night. If these people aren't your friends, they should be! They're the greatest! Fan, Rate, and Add them! Show them lots of luv! They all deserve it and more! If I've missed anyone, I'm so sorry. My bartab was flying last night! (in no particular order) ~ Shadow Leveler Team Leader~ Passionman71~R/L Hubby To Farscapecat~ &~Proudly owned by~ Scarlett~@ fubar ~*~♥Sassy♥~*~Proud Owner Of Mike Hubbell~*~Proud Slave to Passionman71~*~Proud Member of Shadow Levelers/Club F.A.R.~*~@ fubar Sinful Pleasures * Shadow Leveler * BB Of The Pu$$ycat Playmate Owned By Carrie@ fubar ♪♫♥♥Teresa♥♥♫♪@ fubar RevMichelle~FuWife n r/l fiance to Towman1231~Shadow Leveler~Owner at Hendricks Pit Stop~

Lol...oh Well...
Well, yes the ex's wife left him Sunday. I went all week long being his shoulder to cry on...and knew that it wasn't the pain he'd caused me that he was crying about. I finally pulled it out of him last night because he was still trying to hold onto me. I couldn't handle it anymore, I couldn't be his shoulder to cry on any longer. Because of the stress he's put her under, the child she's carrying is in danger. She is now forced onto strict bed rest for the remainder of her pregnancy. Hypertension, Gestational Diabtetes, and swelling of the legs and feet. He's finally seen what he's done and what he's caused and realizes some of the pain he put me through while carrying both of our kids. He's in a lot of pain...but I can not help him through it anymore. Karma is a bitch and I am getting mine. I'm OK, hanging in here and holding my head high. I've done some things that I never should have done because I loved him. It's a hopeless cause, I know that now and will no longer

If Your Not Too Busy
Blue & SugarSpice are in a joint giveaway ...We need 50k in comments to recieve a $50 bling pak a piece ...Any and all help are appreciated thanks so much in advance...CAN YOU PLEASE HELP US OUT ....

Have U Ever
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Playing For Keeps
So Mur Lafferty's awesometastic novel Playing for Keeps officially got released today. Everyone should go go buy it right now, or else God will hate you and kittens will die. For those who'd like to know more, Playing for Keeps is a really fun twist on superhero stories. The superheroes of Seventh City are, well, jerks, and the villains aren't much better. Add to the mix a whole bunch of people who all have their own cool (but kinda useless for fighting crime) superpowers, like the ability to summon an elevator at will or change the color of paint on the walls, and you get a really interesting and fun story. Anyway, I highly recommend the novel, and Mur Lafferty is also a certified geek goddess. Go buy it! Buy it now! All the cool kids are doing it! Buy one for a friend!

Untitled # 1
i found a few books from back when i begain high school i believe..im no brilliant writer but felt like posting some of this stuff that i wrote way back then.. if u dont understand it its alright lol... Ever feel the instance of things being frozen in time Every frame of our lives,passes slowly by Every day another dream dies, Another person cries,as there song fades away, This is our story,and we cant change our fate, Blood,Sweat, and Tears are given, Before each prolonged date, Ever remember, The days when things seems to go so slow Like behind every black cloud, Never appeard that rainbow Just another black cloud Ever feel..likethe whole world was against you, Things just never looked any better, Some times you never win the battle and not always will the clouds be grey but hear outward,tones outspoken, be lost for our ownsake that if every word is verbably spoken then youve never felt anything at all....

Meet My Owner
I would like you to meet my OWNER. This is my first time to be Owned because I do not take orders very well so to make sure he does not push my buttons too much (and boy does he know how to do that) I decided to keep the playing field fair and bought him back in the auction so he owns me and I own him and we are going to have a fun month making each other nuts. ~Yeahmon~Shadow Leveler co-leader{Keeper of Yeahmon's Angels}PLEASE READ PROFILE@ fubar Brought to you by: Kat1114" Owner of Farscapecat , YEAHMON, Blueeyes & Co Owner of AMANDA. {Yeahmons Angels}@ fubar

Finally A Blonde Guy Joke!
The very first ever Blonde Guy joke..... And well worth the wait !!!! > > > > > > An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. > > > > > > They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." > > > > > > The Mexican opened his lunch box and Exclaimed," Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." > > > > > > The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." > > > > > > The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. > > > > > > > > > The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. > > > > > > The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. > > > > > > At the fu

Cry
Do you ever just cry yourself to sleep at night? Wish you could just be held tight, Don't even try to fight those tears, Even after all these years of feeling the same way. You just have to pray. When all your friendships crash, You just feel like trash. Is it for people to feel sorry for you? Or is it really true? You always wish for the end.. Or maybe just a friend...

Pic I Took
so i was sitting there and i was drinking a coors light in a bottle when i then looked down and saw a sticker on the neck of the bottle that said...THE SILVER BULLET. i couldnt help myself but to laugh and think to myself what were they thinkin??? cuz everyone knows what a silver bullet is especially the ladies. so i sat the beer on my stove and took a pic and added this caption to it. im really a budweiser drinker and this beer was given to me by a friend...so its my first time seein this on the bottle after a long time...i think its funny as shit tho.

Friendship
NAILS IN THE FENCE Make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence. (Most importantly the last sentence) There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His Father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence. The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence. Finally the day came when the boy didn't l ose his temper at all. He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper. The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone. The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence

What My Eyes Say
You scored as Passion. You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?Passion83%Eyes full of Pain50%Diamond Eyes50%Mysterious33%

10 Husbands, Still A Virgin
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he

Little Johnny Strikes Again!
LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN! A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.' The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'. Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.' The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.' Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him. Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.' The teacher sat down and cried.

Donating Bone Marrow
On the 21st of Aug I received a Phone call form the National Bone Marrow Donor program wanting permission the do further test on a sample I had give 14 years ago When my son lost his life waiting for a Liver transplant well he did not get one. Well anyway I gave them the go a head for more testing in the beginning I never thought anything would come of it at all, Boy was I surprised to find out that I was a match for a 41 year old Man. I matched 5 out of 6 markers from the very start now just waiting on the Doctors to finish there Testing. Please comment on this.

I Have To Peeeee
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: 'These girl nights out have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. .. my wife came home with no panties!!' 'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came

Pocket Taser Stun Gun
Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Taser. The effects of the Taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....?? WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the but ton AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn

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~~~TRAIN RIDERS~~~ ALL THE TRAINS I HAVE LISTED IN THIS BLOG ARE TRAINS THAT I HAVE FINISHED.. PLEASE CLICK ON THE ONE YOU WANT TO JOIN AND MESSAGE THE PERSON WHO STARTED THE TRAIN. ***I CAN NOT*** ADD YOU TO ANOTHER PERSONS TRAIN Thanks FknCrazy aka Dee

Dj Sexy Hazel Eyes Is In A Contest Come Help Her Out!
COME OVER AND HELP MY LIL FU SISTER OUT! DJ SEXY HAZEL EYES IS IN A CONTEST AND NEEDS COMMENT BOMBS! SO HELP HER OUT AND THE LUV WILL BE RETURNED! THIS PIMPOUT IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY DJ~TAMMY~

"the Familiar"
I want to give you a quote from an obscure but wonderful writer, Sheridan Le Fanu, a paragraph spoken in extreme angst by a haunted character in one of his many exquisitely written ghost stories. This author, a native of Dublin, died in 1873, but mark how fresh is this language, and how horrifying the expression of the character Captain Barton in the story called "The Familiar": Whatever may be my uncertainty as to the authenticity of what we are taught to call revelation, of one fact I am deeply and horribly convinced, that there does exist beyond this a spiritual world--a system whose workings are generally in mercy hidden from us--a system which may be, and which is sometimes, partially and terribly revealed. I am sure--I know. . . that there is a God--a dreadful God--and that retribution follows guilt, in ways the most mysterious and stupendous--by agencies the most inexplicable and terrific; --there is a spiritual system--great God, how I have been convinced!--a system maligna

Lets Stop This From Happening
LETS KEEP THIS GOING GUYS THIS IS SOMETHING HER MOTHER WANTS IN MEMORY OF HER BABY GIRL.. -Turn your sound on too !YOU HAVE NO HEART IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS !December 4th, 2007, Jessica Sherwood had to do something no mother should ever have to do.At 2:29 pm Jessica made a very tough, but the right decision to take her little 3 month old daughter off life support In memory of little London Marie, i thought id start a little forward..Jessica had a message that i want every one to know..This is what Jessica said:"If anyone has kids, make sure that you keep them with you the whole time. Don't give then to anyone that you don't trust. Trust me, I thought that I trusted Josh. But now as of December 4, 2007 at 2:29 AM, she is gone. My one & only baby . & He is going to pay FOREVER, even if he gets out of jail scott free, he will be dead no matter what. & To all my friends that know London, I am very angry & upset that I lost the love of my life, my babygirl. She died on her three month birth

Proud To Be White
Partner, do yourself a favor and read to the end. Proud To Be White Someone finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. .....And then there are just - Americans. Some pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. They Call me 'White Boy,' 'Cracker,' 'Honkey,' 'Whitey,' 'Caveman,'.....And that's OK. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? They have the United Negro College Fund. They have Hispanic History Month. They have Martin Luther King Day. They have Asian History Month. They have Black History Month. They have Cesar Chavez Day. They have Ma'uled Al-Nabi. They have Yom Hashoah. They have Kawanza. They have the NAACP. And BET. Yet, if we had WET (White Entertainment Television).....We'd be racists. If we had a White Pride Day.

Always Trust Your Instincts
ya so when ppl tell you to always trust ur gut ya its true in referance to my last blog how i wasnt sure bout this new bf well i had good reason i now see he wasnt ready for a relationship which in my mind he wasnt ready to give up all the other chicks that r "friends" that he texts all day long even w hen we r together i dont no wat to do ne more im tired of gettin hurt bc i open myself up to ppl it only causes pain an ya cant do it ne more

What If
I like this idea! Do you have GW's email address? Maybe we expand it and include the $700,000,000,000 bailout of Wall St. This would definitely stimulate the economy !! Think about it !!! I'm against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG. Instead, I'm in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a We Deserve It Dividend. To make the math simple, let's assume there are 200,000,000 bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+. Our population is about 301,000,000 counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up.. So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billon that equals $425,000.00. My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a We Deserve It Dividend. Of course, it would NOT be tax free. So let's assume a tax rate of 30%. Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes. That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam. But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket. A husband and wife has $595,000.00.

Fubucks Giveaway Contest
I am in a Fubucks Giveaway contest and need your help. I need Comments and Rates, Comment Bombers are much Appreciated. If I have helped you out and you have been waiting on a chance to help me out now is your chance. Much luv to all. Here is my link http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=548838&i=1504520542&albumid=1186515 And Please Don't forget to leave the Host of the contest some Fu Luv as well by R/F/A her. Thanks and much luv. MishNumber1 ♥ Rate & Fan Me Or No Add. I Always Return The ♥@ fubar

This Damned Weekend!!!!
What's there to do when you go home alone, Sit around the house bitch and moan. Where do you go when all the friends are out of town, Could go to a bar and get freaking drunk and act like a raving clown. What do do when there is no loving lady to call your own, Especially when you see a beautiful lady on TV asking her boyfriend to give her the bone. Go to a bowling alley and watch the older generation trying not to drop the ball, Then going home then hearing your footsteps echo along the hall. Go to the park and wave to a lady as you pass and say "Hi" Watching her grab her children as she screams pervert and throws rocks as you dash by. To tell the truth it's not really that bad, But some evening being along is still a bit sad. But each weekend I do find something new, My activities have encluded tons of volunteering projects that I believe the ideas are true. Helping older and disability personel to grocery shop or run in the car. Even hel

So True
The One Flaw In Women By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, Have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable And able to run on diet coke and leftovers, Have a lap that can hold four children at one time, Have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything With only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel mov

Featured Ddr Member: Jett
Every week I will choose a person from my Dirty Deeds Radio leveling blogs and feature them to help them level! This week's featured DDR member is none other then our lovely lounges co-owner: JETT mfkn SETT øS.E.W.Cø He rocks the tunes and helps make DDR a great place to be! Plus, he is just an awesome guy!! He only needs 272,407 points to Henchman!! Rate Him! Fan Him! Add Him! Bling Him! If he levels before I announce next weeks Featured DDR member then you win a 1 day blast from me!! Want to be the next Dirty Deeds member featured? It's easy! First: Become a member at Dirty Deeds Radio Second:Fumail me to be added to my leveling blogs!

Health
Some of you know others often ask, why im gone most the time from here. I own and drive a semi for a living. In the past few months i have been deathly ill, thought i was getting over it but in the recent 2 days i took another turn for the worse, My left eye is swelled up again. i am having trouble breathing. so back to the doc on monday for more test. I dont want yall to worry it aint a situation of life or death, just wish some days it would take me on, I hurt so damn much and have lost another 35 pounds, Im 6'4 and look like im from ethiopia. Just wanted to let all my close and not so close friends know what was up. I will keep updating as much as i can. doc is gonna put me on another med on monday so we will see how it works. till the next time May peace be with you all. Ryan

A Halloween Warning
I was sitting at home just relaxing after work when some sort of message came to me. I'm not really sure how I received this message, or from whom, but it felt like a warning. Should we take the warning seriously? You be the judge. Here is that warning. A Night Of New And Terrible Beginnings ------------------------------------ It was the night known for screams and all thru the towns... Little children were happy but their smiles would soon turn to frowns. --- This is the time when the spirits would rise... It's more than just the children that would be in disguise. --- On this special night, the one chance they have to bet... If the spirits want to remain it's the souls they must get. --- Parents keep your children close and within your reach... Because when the spirits get them you won't like what they teach. --- But the worst is yet to come and more than you have ever seen... The angriest of evil spirits are coming to bring on a new kind of Halloween.

Who Wants 2 Own Me For A Month
THIS IS MY 2nd AUCTION SO GET YOUR BUTTS OVER HERE AND BID ON ME LOL. CLICK ON PIC BELOW & YOU'LL BE There this is what i am offering below. 250 11's a week 4 a month during hh. 250 10's a week 4 a month during hh. rate alll stash during happy hour. will wear owners name 4 a month owners midget added to my page for 3 months 1 sfw salute to owner. 1 sfw phone call to owner 1/2 hour 1 nsfw pic of your choice name and page link to my page for 3 months. 5 morphs made 4 owner of your choice. yahoo addy. daily gifts and drinks daily for a month. big pimpin gift once a week for a month. 1 pimped out bully per week for a month. permanent blog pimpout. more can be disscussed. (repost of original by '♥ßlondie ♥Slave & Real Life Wife 2 Sr White Knight ♥IßïC♥DSC♥§outhern' on '2008-10-18 08:53:24') (repost of original by 'Mr. Horny..aka Illinois Transplant' on '2008-10-18 10:03:00') (repost of original by '♥ßlondie ♥Sl

My Friend In Iraq
This is a tribute to a man whom I love DEARLY and who is serving this country and YOU in Iraq. He is the most compassionate, caring, loving human being I have met in a very long time. There is NOTHING I can't tell him, and NOTHING he hasn't placed everything on hold for to help me through. He is my protector, my eyes, my mind, my heart, my soul and my BEST FRIEND. Bry, you KNOW what you mean to me. There arn't enough words to express to you how much you do for me in this relationship and how lost I would be had you not come into my life. I can't express how much of a better person I am for having you in it .. you are one of the greatest people I have ever met, mean that with all my heart. You truly know what FRIEND means and take me, wrap me in your protective embrace and try to shield me from the world and lifes hurts .. your advice is ALWAYS spot on, I'm just hard headed .. lol. THANK YOU with all my heart for ALWAYS being there for me and for sacraficing yourself and your

Somethin I Wrote A While Back
I’m clinging to nothing as it pours through my fingers where shadows light paths and lights blind the weary. You said you would stay with me until eternity was no more. You never lie. After centuries of lies you have none left. You were drowning in darkness yet no hand reached for you. On that day we walked and spoke of things unspeakable. You handed me a rose that burned to ash at my touch. It was red. I love black. I can’t abide by your words when they stab me in the back. That is a pain that I am familiar with. Death taste sweet on your lips but the blood has turned sour. So now I wait, endlessly, in the cold. How many times must I die with you? As I floated through the forest, the mist strangled the trees and none of the birds sang at my funeral. I did. But it was always your voice that shook the stars and halted the moon. The sun ceased to burn as it died in my arms. It was all for you. Your love is as sweet as the white rose you placed in my hair. The silence

Act 2 Scene 7 And 8
Act 2 scene VII... breakfast at delaney house Scene opens with Zeda and Faith sitting at a lunch table. There is a stark contrast in environment, whereas before Zeda had been the sole black female surrounded by a group of white kids, every other kid in this scene is black. There is loud ruckis as everyone is speaking loudly at once. When the boys enter into the cafeteria the girls get silent. The boys are dressed in baggy atire typical of african american youth in the 90's Samuel is in the middle of the line. He is more bruised than when he left Crossroads, his lip is busted. Zeda(whispers to Faith): shit what happened to Sam? Faith (whispering back): I guess its from last night Zeda: I hope Bubba is gettin a new asshole drilled into him Faith: Nah, he'd probably like it Zeda: (giggles) Girl 1: Ay white girl, that ya man? Faith: Yea Girl 1: I heard he was poppin off at da mouth last night Faith: and? Girl 1: Aaaand, tonight da niggas are are planning a little surp

Clayton Bruster Photographer
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A Quiz Thingy. Friends, Would You Say This Is True About Me?
The Queen's Rook Congrats! Only 5-6% of the population score this! The Queen’s Rook is a pensive, analytical individual. They don’t mind spending long periods of time on their own to work through problems. They may venture so far into thought they appear vacant or detached; often they really are oblivious of the world at that moment. These wayward princes are precise about descriptions and by habit correct others (or feel sorely tempted) if the shade of meaning is slightly off. This is annoying to the less concise, but this is what gives the Queen’s Rook a gift for gab, especially in writing. This Rook is relatively easy going until their principles of truth, knowledge and justice are violated. Because of this they hate the formalities of bureaucracy, politics, and authority – which tend to mask the truth of operations. They will respond with a flip of the switch and become outspoken and inflexible. They will eventually drop the issue, because they do prefer a reserved an

I Hope Youze Guys Are Happy!!!
I carved a kick ass pumpkin this year. It had all the makings of "Pumpkin of the Year". (Actually it was just your standard every day Jack. Perhaps, i can embellish the coolness of the Jack) *personal note: delete bracketed section* I hope you are Happy You Bastard! My Jack O Lantern was the key to immortality! It could cure cancer! It could tell you where you left your keys if you lost them! It could tell you all the words to a song if you forgot them! Jack was a vast well of knowledge even though he only had seeds in his head! Jack could spit pumpkin seeds like bullets! (only when his candle was lit.) Jack could wink and make a woman climax! Jack could get away with being naked ALL the time, because he was JACK! Now he's dead. You little bastard! You have destroyed the future of the human race by killing a poor defenseless Jack in his sleep!!! He was like Frosty the snow man...but he wont' be back again someday...(le sigh) Thirteen year old lil douche...

Adult Classes For Men
Summer Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By Friday, August 17th 2008 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM . Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Me

Bird Of Power
Inspired by Earth Magic, by Claire Nahmad (Inner Traditions, 1994). Ever wish you could fly? Your sun sign is traditionally associated with different birds that can carry messages to the Great Spirit for you, offer spirit-support and healing, or sing a song for your soul. Find out which birds are your horoscope birds of power here. SIMPLE SOLUTION: Aries, March 21-April 19: vulture, magpie, robin. Taurus, April 20-May 21: dove, sparrow, swan. Gemini, May 22-June 20: parrot, linnet, eagle, finch. Cancer, June 21-July 22: seagull, owl, white peacock. Leo, July 23- Aug 22: peacock, rooster, eagle. Virgo, Aug 23-Sept 22: rooster, magpie, parrot. Libra, Sept 23-Oct 22: dove, swan, sparrow. Scorpio, Oct 23-Nov 21: eagle, vulture. Sagittarius, Nov 22-Dec 21: eagle, peacock, bird of paradise. Capricorn, Dec 22-Jan 19: owl, falcon. Aquarius, Jan 20-Feb 18: cuckoo, albatross. Pisces, Feb 19-March 20: swan, stork, sandpiper.

Yule Origins, Lore, Legends, And Customs
Yule Origins, Lore, Legends, and Customs Yule falls approximately on the Winter Solstice, the shortest day and longest night of the year. After Yule the period of daylight begins to wax, until it reaches the longest day on June 21, the Summer Solstice. For folks in Northern climes, the Winter Solstice was a most welcome day to anticipate at the dark end of the year, and although months of darkness lay ahead, folk could rest assured Sunna's might was on the increase and darkness was waning. Yule is actually a span of thirteen days, usually counted from the night before the solstice (19 or 20 December, as it varies from year to year ), to the thirteenth night, (usually January 6 called "Twelfth Night" later by Christians). Bede called Yule eve "Mother Night", and it is thought this night was devoted to honouring the Idises (or Disir, female ancestral spirits) the family protectors. The Solstice itself, either 20, 21 or 22 December, is the most important of the days, when the dead an

Pictures
pictures can be fun, but sometimes they are disturbing and misleading, the following 10 rules should be considered by all of us. 1) if it is private, don't ask to see it, respect the privates. don't beg that is not becoming of a real man. 2)there are a lot of different people out there, some are here for fun, but also there are some people that are predators so please don't post pictures of your children. i know you are proud but this is not your desk at work this is the internet. 3)it is very difficult to appear sexy with a dirty room or a stained mattress, so please tidy up. 4)this is not an anatomy class we do need to see all the way to your colon or your uterus. 5)if you do decide to break rule 4 please remember what decade we are in. so please tidy up. 6) please remember that there are weirdos and freaks out there and do not accidentally have your address or license plate or place or employment in your pictures. 7)most importantly, be real to yourself and

My Autos
soo im turing on my autos today (tuesday), but i wont be home due to unexpected plans. im going to still do them in hopes my friends will help me out...i wanna get to godmomma. thats 1.2 mil away... if u deside to help me im asking those who do to PLEASE leave me a pm letting me know u helped soo i can return love....normally i would be home for something like this but like i said before, something unexpected came up. thanks and i love my family, friends and fans xoxoxoxo rachel

Week 10 Stats And Week 11 Schedule
Hey all.. sorry took so long. Here goes: 1st Place: Its' Just Me with 94-144 2nd Place: Kelly with 93-144 3rd Place: JP with 91-144 4th Place: Drill and Porch with 85-144 5th Place: Superman with 83-144 6th Place: Me with 80-144 *ish* 7th, 8th and 9th Place: Texi 78-144 Will 77-144 Carrie 72-144 50 pts or lower McLovin 58 Red Alert 57 Crow 48 Alchy 42 Mikey 31 WEEK 11 SCHEDULE Thurs, Nov 13th NYJ @ NE Sun Nov 16th DEN @ ATL MIN @ TB BAL @ NYG DET @ CAR PHI @ CIN CHI @ GB OAK @ MIA NO @ KC HOU @ IND STL @ SF ARI @ SEA TEN @ JAC SD @ PIT DAL @ WAS Mon, Nov 17th CLE @ BUF Remember, I need your picks for Thursday's game no later than 5pm Thursday night. The rest of the picks by Friday 5pm. Good luck guys!

Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving
1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It's Cool Whip time! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 5. That's one terrific spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen

Help Me Out!
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My Mom Passed Away 11-19-08 This Is What My Hubby Wrote For Her
i wrote this for her visitation service. the angels have came for a mother so dear and a wonderful friend we will always hold near. never forgotten, not one single day. we pray that the tears drops will soon fade away the memories we hold so deep in our heart will keep her close to us and never apart grandkids so young and so full of glee so sad for thier grandma, oh where could she be? children so heartbroke, and so full of sorrow oh how will we make it to even tomorrow a husband so lonely,so burdened with grief beyond comprehension,just pure disbeleif i dont know the day nor the minute or hour but nothings above an angels great power soon we will join her in heaven above rejoiceing with mary and showing her love so shed no more tears and say not goodbye for we soon will meet mary someday in the sky as god as my witness this much i swear mary we love you your sweet and so dear sadly we miss you but please dont forget soon we will join you but i dont

17 Future Religious Nutjobs & Counting
Has anyone seen the TLC show "17 Kids & Counting?" Honest to God, I've never wanted to cause harm on people so badly. Number 1, stop breeding. Show a little self control. Number 2, stop being so fucking lame. Having everyone's name start with J isn't cute. It's fucking obnoxious. And you make your kids wear "modest swimsuits" and have them dress the same? Really?!? Number 3, if you really, honestly think that dinosaurs existed a few thousand years ago and the Earth is only 6,000 years old and the only way you can back it up is by saying proven science is just "not true," you should have every single right as a human being taken away. Even retarded kids look at you like you're idiots. Number 4, you should really think about sending your kids to foster homes rather than raise them in your sick fucking image of the world. You practice your religion like it's a parody. If Jesus Christ himself could look into the future 2,000 or so years ago, I'm pretty sure he'd say, "Ar

I Has An Idea!
Ok, so I figured that since I work at Blockbuster and I get to bring home movies before they are released on DVD I would let people know what I think about them after I watch them. I just got done watching Hancock and was telling my poi that she had to go and rent it tonight because it's such an awesome movie but I realized she couldn't rent it until Tuesday. So coming up in a few minutes will be my review for Hancock. Followed later by Space Chimps and Fred Claus. Enjoy everyone and make informed decisions when you go to your local video store this week :P

Fairness And The Heavy Load.
I have just had it. I am generally a nice person. I put up with a lot. I do all I can to make people happy...and it's never ever ever enough. [whine] My life is so shitty. [cry] It's just not fair. [sniffle] Nobody loves me everybody hates me guess I'll eat some worms. I am so tired of all of it. Nothing is EVER enough. [bangs head on desk] I gripe about things in my life. I bitch. But I still get up in the morning and go through it all again and again. I have no choice. Someone has to do it and, apparently, I'm the designated person for the job. So, why is it that people around me can so easily get away with not holding up their end of the bargain? Why is it that, in the end, after all is said and done...I'm the one holding the damn bag? I'm sick of holding the bag...this fucker's heavy. Could someone please grab hold of the other end of this thing for me? I don't want anyone to take it all. Just a little added strength is all I need...just a helping hand. Y

Stranger Into Lovers
We were strangers, both far from home, Thrown together in a world torn apart. As strangers we talked, and a friendship began. Though small to start, that friendship grew. There began to be admiration, and with that, a sort of bond. The bond that starts as a friendship, and grows into love. But if we turned into lovers, Just how far would that love go?

How I Feel About This....
How many times in life do you find someone that is just like you in life?Have you ever let someone go that is just like you? I ask myself this all the time.It is very rare to find someone like you ,dont everyone want another half thats just like themselves? I know i do i rather have someone that has the same interests that i have in life or even in my dreams.But i do believe in sometimes things arent meant to be . I hear what could of happend if we stayed together what would the future bring us ?It aint bring us nothin in the past nor the future you keep on coming in and out of my life for 8 years its getting old all i can do is move forward and keep you in my past i cant do this anymore theres a reason why we keep on loseing touch ..i wanna keep it that way .I know we have so much in common we both are in love with hip hop we think alike but can can never get along anymore and you always put the blame on me when it isnt me but its all good tho ...all i can do now is move forward ill

Dec. 07, 2008
This one is for me and Punky. I just got off the phone with her, and this song just summarizes everything we're both going through. Katy Perry:: Hot n Cold You change your mind Like a girl changes clothes Yeah you PMS Like a bitch, I would know And you overthink Always speak cryptically I should know that you're no good for me Cause you're hot then you're cold You're yes then you're no You're in and you're out You're up and you're down You're wrong when it's right It's black and it's white We fight, we break up We kiss, we make up (You) You don't really wanna stay, no (You) But you don't really wanna go Hot then you're cold You're yes then you're no You're in and you're out You're up and you're down We used to be Just like twins, so in sync The same energy Now's a dead battery Used to laugh 'bout the thing Now you're plain boring I should know that you're not gonna change Cause you're hot then you're cold You're yes then you're no You're i

Do You Believe?
There was a time in my life...not so long ago...that I didnt believe in love. Then one day out of the blue, I did a search here on fubar, to see who was in my area. I found a picture of a guy, very hott i might add, and thought to myself... "why not make the first move and say hi" I did...and now we are engaged. He stole me heart what can I say. My question to you is...do you believe there is an outside force bringing people together? Do you believe in fate? What about love at first sight? I do now. I love you Chey!

Support Our Troops
The Royal Canadian Legion Troop Morale Fund is an initiative of the Legion to buy each of our troops posted to Afghanistan a Tim Hortons coffee and a doughnut at least every two weeks. It will continue to collect funds for this purpose until the mission ends. Since the fund started it has maintained its goal. All funds donated are used only to purchase the needed certificates. No funds donated are used in any way to pay the extra costs incurred in preparing the certificates for shipment to Afghanistan. All certificates are stamped by volunteers before they are sent with the words "This certificate courtesy of the Royal Canadian Legion and its supporters in Canada". Branch contributions can come from almost any source but Poppy Funds cannot be used. Donations to the fund can be sent directly to Director Finance, Dominion Command, 86 Aird Place, Ottawa, Ontario, K2L 0A1. It is best to take the donations, deposit them to your branch bank account and write a cheque on it for the fu

Joint Pain Iii
I have some pretty wild nerve sensations all down my right leg, plus my right knee and hip have been hurting like hell. I had an epidural steroid shot on Wednesday, December 10th, 2008. It's to treat "Grade I-II Spondylolisthesis". Basically the vertibra at the very bottom of my spine has shifted forward, causing pain and inflammation in my back as well as my legs. I'm not sure if the shot has helped much yet. It can take a few days to kick in, I'm told. Please cross your fingers everyone! Paul needs back on his feet badly.

Firecracker
i've had this song running through my head all day. . for no apparent reason So, this is the sound of forty hearts pounding along To music that's blasting through the room. So, let's put on a show in our weekend's best clothes I hope you find what you're looking for. Cause I meant what I said how I'll never love again. But you'll never understand. This black and white formal's got all that she wants. It's got boys, side to side boys by her side And I'm thinking of her, she's not thinking of me. And now all that she wants is the touch of a warm body. I'm begging you to consciously turn your eyes in my direction. Connection is made. I meant what I said, I will never love again. But you'll never understand. This black and white formal's got all that she wants. It's got boys, side to side boys by her side. And I'm thinking of her, she's not thinking of me. And now all that she wants is the touch of a warm body. makes me miss my Four Letter Lie boys :[

Auto 11... Goofylady's Let's Make A Deal
Let's Make A Deal You buy me a $50 bling pack And I'll do the following... Bling you an Auto 11 Rate all your pictures when you run it. Giving you 100 - VIP 11s as well... And if you run it before January 4th or on a weekend, I will rate all your pictures with 2 different accounts... Make you a pimp out bulletin and keep it reposted If you are interested... Let me know... GoofyLady ********************************** Lovingly created by: Carrie

Y Not Talking
here but not talking to anyone.. not just you anyone... for awhile i wont i wont talk i wont say anything i will stay quiet to all i don't want to talk... i want silence i want peace i want everything to go away i want to be alone in my own thoughts i want to cry if i want i want to scream if i want i want to just be alone ...for now... i will talk when i am ready but for now i am quiet

The Top Ten Rules
1- (BE YOURSELF) Don't try to pretend that your someone that your not by posting photos that aren't of yourself or quotes that aren't yours, and any kind of information that is made up. Just be yourself, point blank. 2- (Friend Request) don't get pissed off or upset over it when someone doesn't accept your friend request. If I don't want to add you as a friend so what, get over it, its myspace peoples. 3- (Bulletins) Stop posting bulletins about stupid surveys and or dumb random things. If it's not important or for advertising, no one is going to care, and half of the people in your friends list don't check their bulletins anyway. So Stop wasting your time and mine. 4- (Photo Albums) If you keep getting comments on your photo's that you don't want then don't post them up there, and if you have photo's marked as private then you probably shouldn't have posted them up in the first place. 5- (Comments) Don't go blaming someone else for getting caugh

Meet And Greet
i just had possably the worst vmas ever and wanna try to replace that memory with a great one,wanna help me do that???lookin for a chic who can spend a day or two with and then..................who knows i have time off from work ,a few bucks and ready to go!let me know if u are interested

Had To Do It... [stolen From Radioxshow]
Your result for The Commonly Confused Words Test... English GeniusYou scored 100% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 100% Advanced, and 80% Expert! You did so extremely well, even I can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don't. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you're not afraid to use it properly! Way to go! Thank you so much for taking my test. I hope you enjoyed it! For the complete Answer Key, visit my blog: http://shortredhead78.blogspot.com/. Take The Commonly Confused Words Test at HelloQuizzy

Mighty Or Selfish
This is the true joy in life--being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a might one; being thoroughly worn out before you are thrown on the scrap heap; being a force of nature instead of a feverish selfish little clod of ailments and grievances, complaining that the world will not devote itself to making you happy. - George Bernard Shaw

The Wish...
I WISH I COULD HOLD YOU, WITHOUT YOU SAYING NO I WISH YOU SPEND ONE NIGHT, WITHOUT YOU HAVING TO GO I WISH I COULD MAKE LOVE TO YOU, TILL YOU PASS OUT ON THE SHEETS I WISH I COULD DO THIS, WITHOUT THAT DAMN ALARM GOING..BEEP BEEP BEEP I WISH WHEN I LOOK YOU INTO YOUR EYES, YOU SEE HOW I REALLY FEEL I WISH WE COULD SHARE ONE FEELING TOGETHER, THAT WE BOTH KNOW IS GENUINELY REAL I WISH WHILE RIDING FROM BEHIND YOU SCREAM MY NAME AS LOUD AS YOU CAN I WISH WHEN YOUR ON TOP, YOU MAKE ME SAY "OOO WEEE COT DAMN!! I WISH I COULD WIPE THE SWEAT OFF YOUR BROW, AND PAT YOU DOWN WITH A COOL RAG I WISH I COULD LET A LITTLE LIGHT IN, LET IT GRAZE YOU SILHOUETTE....LIKE DAG!!!! I WISH I COULD CONVERSATE WITH YOU, WITHOUT AN ATTITUDE, NO FUSS, NO FIGHT I WISH I COULD GIVE YOU THE WORLD...IF ONLY FOR ONE NIGHT I WISH I COULD TELL MY BOYS ABOUT HOW IM IN LOVE, AND THIS TIME IT'S REAL...YEAH N!@@A THAT'S WHAT'S UP I WISH I COULD LIVE MY LIFE WITH YOU,,WITHOUT IT B

A Question I Use To Ask Myself
why am i here? my heart feels so troubled why am i here? is it to love or is it to fear? to love is so beautiful but it scares me so much i wait for the pain as i wait for your touch i've heard all the lies and i'll hear them again thats why i'm fearing, inside i'll be hurt in the end should i be brave and let my heart go? could i trust you enough to let the love show? and if i gave in would you give too? is it really safe for me to fall in love with you? am i to love or am i to fear? Please God, what’s the answer? why am i here? that is, until I met Danielle. Now I know that it's to love. Thank you, Dani. Thank you for answering my question, my love.

Happy Hour At 10am Fu Time 1/04/09
I Got A Happy Hour Tommorrow At 10am Fu Time And My Auto 11 Will Be On I Will Be Giving Out Random 1 Credit Bling Out I Will Only 25 Credits And Will Give 10K For Every 100 Pics You Do When Done Message Me. Dark Defender "Fu Hubby To Italian Princess"&"Sweetheart To Pr Mamii@ fubar

Got Auto 11s On? Let Us Know!
If you're running auto 11s leave a comment here with the date! :) Those of you trying to level hit them up! I have been on this page and look! We're level 21. *SEXYGIRLBLONDE*#17*GODFATHER*1st,Oracle*2nd LEVEL 30** FAN/RATE B4 ADD,TY*@ fubar She runs them every day and gives blings too. She's a friend of the page. ~~~FU-DADDY™~~~R/L BF/FU-HUBBY TO FU-M@M@~DSC~SOUTHERN SEX SYMBOL~@ fubar Fu-Daddy is a friend of the page and runs autos 24/7 too! SEE COMMENTS BELOW FOR EVERYONE ELSE!

Holy Shit It's Long (no, Not A Blog About My Penis)
A - Available: No - Age: 27 - Annoyance: stupid people - Animal: I like cats B - Beer: Newcastle - Birthday: Feb 3rd - Best Friend(s): None. I have friends, all equal - Body Part on opposite sex: Smile - Best feeling in the world: holding the one I Love, knowing she is safe and happy (or at least THINKING) - Blind or Deaf: Tough call...deaf, because I need to see the smile - Best weather: Spring - Been on stage?: Multiple times - Believe in Magic: Not really - Believe in Santa: Do I look 4? - Been in Love: Once...and it destroyed me - Been bitched out?: By the best - Believe in yourself?: sometimes - Believe in life on other planets: no - Believe in miracles: Yes, I create them often - Believe in Satan: Yes - Believe in Ghosts/spirits: No C - Candy: Uhm...don't eat much if any - Color(s): Green - Chocolate/Vanilla: Vanilla - Chinese/Mexican: Chinexican? Love em both - Cake or pie: Cake - Continent to visit: Ireland - Cheese: Havarti - Car: Fave is Cam

Winners 3 Day Extravaganza Ending 1/10/09
THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO PARTICIPATED !!! HERE ARE THE RESULTS and WINNERS of Over 7 MILLION in PRIZES!!! BLING RACE WINNERS: Wednesday SuperStarrPrincess Owner of 25 to Life Jason Shorty08 Friday ☠ Gina ☠ ÐJ ÞîñkýÞµñk Áñgî CantSleepClownsWillEatMe The Grand Prize Drawings for Over 5 MIL Fubux. 3 Winners out of the 18 entered are ….. 3 MIL Imagine~Dangerous Curves Girl~ 1.5 MIL ~TheDirtyMistress~ 750k .√iolets.

I Need Your Help With Some Motivation, Please. Be Nice Too...
i need your help with some motivation. I am trying to lose between 75 ++ pounds b4 Summer. Right know I am a 34 year old 5'6 260 pounds and I want to be able to have children and live to see them grow. So what i am asking for is your motivation to keep me going and plus i am helping out some good friends with it too and with your help to keep me going i can do the same thing. I am going to post pics and updates on how it is going so that way all my friends and family can see and give me the motivation that I need to keep going. I want to thank you all for your help. Okay yall this really hard for me to share the real life pix of me now…I know quality is bad but you get an idea of me and what I see everyday…. And never share… the weight loss blog group:Hihoney24,Teddybear77, and Simply friends doing the weight blog with me. Please show them the same support as you guys been showing me thanks!

Just Venting
Just decieded to write a blog been awhile. I been doing good. worn out kids have been keeping me so busy. Glad the holidays are over. I been working out trying to get over the weight gain from siezure meds. I lost 14 lbs since Thanksgiving and a some inches. I work out almost everyday and been eating really healthy. I feel better. Have not had an siezures since November so thats a plus also. Fubar has been stressing me out some lately. Even thought about deleating it but I just paid for a 6 month VIP. I have had people say things about me that don't even know me. So much drama. I am just here to have fun and make friends. I have people get mad sometimes saying I ignore them I really don't ever mean to ignore anyone I promise. I try to return all love. Sometime I just can't get to fubar. I am a busy mom of 3. My kids come first. I enjoy fubar and my friends but Kids keep me really busy sometimes. Just drop me a line and I promise I will say hi ... I am just slow lol. Don't get mad a

Putting Your Affairs In Order
The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order. The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. ? 'Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go so well.? In this case, things aren't well.? I have cancer.? Let's head to the club and have a martini. After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some of? the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating. The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end. 'I've been diagnosed with AIDS.' The friends were aghast, gave the woman their condolences and beat a hasty retreat. After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered, 'Momma,? I thought you said you were dyi

Life
Sometimes life can become so hectic that when it finally slows down, We look around and realize that we don't recognize our surroundings, and we wonder “ How did I get here?”. You suddenly realize, You don't know your friends ,much less that they are even the same friends you acquired along the crazy trip to nowhere. You look inside and realize that you are not the same person that started trip. You realize that you don't know yourself. And you become afraid. Your wants are the same. But your needs have changed. Sometimes you drag other people along just to find that they themselves might secretly resent you for it. You work so hard to find something anything to hold on to. Only to see that there is nothing. Because all at once you know that you are just plain and utterly alone. Smells, don't smell the same. Things don't taste the same, friendships don't feel the same. And most of all love doesn't seem to be around you. And even if it was, the question remains “Would

Dog Adoption
ok folks in my area if anyone knows or someone or themselves anyone who wants a long haired german shepard, let me know.... female dog..a lil shy and skiddish till she knows you but very friendly and gentle. She was abused and just needs a loving home to take her in. If anyones interested please let me know

10 1/2 Weeks Left And Counting
I so forget that I even have this account. Seems like everyone that I truely know doesn't even hang out on here anymore. The new love of my life ( and hopefully the one that will stick around forever) , is currently "playing" in the sand. Sigh. Oh ! The 10 1/2 weeks left and counting thing? I've got just about that long left of this pregnancy. Possibly less than that. I know that it's a girl. But, her name isnt going to be Annastacia Elizabeth as I had originally planned. Her name is going to be Rose Elizabeth Schroeder. I'm going to be an aunt very soon as well ( finally ). Things are really begining to look up around here. Just wishing i weren't sick right now. That's the only thing bad about working in an office. You tend to share much more than a few laughs and jokes. GERMS ARE EVERYWHERE!!!!

Feeling Good
I know I haven't been on as much lately. I will try to start..but been busy working..and exercising..and just bunch of running around. Today I did my first week weight in at weight watchers. I lost 6.8lbs. I know I can do it on my own..I have in the past..but I need a little incentive..or inspiration I guess. This way,, I know I am spending 12 a week.. I will want to do it LOL. I did 3 1/2 hrs of exercise on my wii this week. I am starting to really enjoy it. With all been going on though..by this time at night..I am usually extremely tired. On another note.. just to let you know..I will be having a HH tomorrow. Stop by and show some love please. Hugs...

Tag, Your It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. My second toe on each foot is crooked. 2. I love reading. 3.I have seven siblings. 4.I cannot sleep with socks on. 5.I can be very romantic. 6.I love Nascar. Sue me. 7.I will listen to any type of music. And yes, even country!!! 8.I like eating miracle whip sandwiches. 9.I dip plain chips in ketchup. 10.My mother died in 2003 and I think about her every day! I tag The original the unloved Weirick Mister Feet JoJo Tressapet

Good-bye!
The things you say, the things you do. The way you made me feel Were they true? How should I know. You've said things I thought to be true But the things that I read say other. You had my heart, you tore it out, you broke it in two. So I take a line from you, and don't bother

Redneck Pick Ups
1. Beauty is only a light switch away. 2. My love for you is like diahrrea I just can't keep it in. 3. I know I'm not Fred Flintstone but I can make your Bed Rock. 4. If yer gonna regret this in the mornin we can sleep till afternoon. 5. Are your parents retarded? Cuz you sure are special. 6. Is that a mirror in yer pants? Cux I could sure see myself in em.

Before I'm Dead
Moon hangs around A blade over my head Reminds me what to do before I'm dead Night consumes light And all I dread Reminds me what to do before I'm dead The sun reclines Eats my mind Reminds me what to leave behind Light eats night And all I never said Reminds me what to do before I’m… To see you To touch you To see you To touch you Epochs fly, reminds me What I hide, reminds me The desert skies Cracks the spies Reminds me what I never tried The ocean wide salted red Reminds me what to do before I’m… To see you To touch you To feel you To tell you The sun reclines - remind me The desert skies - remind me The ocean wide salted red Reminds me what to do before I’m… Echo: See you Touch you Feel you Tell you By Kidney Thieves

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Just Wondering
Hmmmmm... I've been thinking alot about the state of our country lately. The new stimulus package in particular, really pisses me off. The new pres. and his cohorts think they can just decide to spend over 7Billion dollars of OUR money!! Then, when the national deficit gets out of control, guess who's going to be expected to bring that under control? Any idea kids? We will!!!! Now they want another more than $4B?!!! WTF??? Is anybody else angered over this, or do I stand alone in my worry for the future, especially for my son? I really hope people bother to read this, and please comment. The other thing I have been giving thouhgt to is the recent talk about religion in the news. Don't we have freedom of religion? Since people have been coming out of the proverbial "closet" with the "I'm not Christian" statement, the Christians seem to be really upset. How do they think people of other religions have felt all these years? I'm not trying to say that I don't agree with th

Dead Memories
"Dead Memories" Sitting in the dark, I can't forget. Even now, I realize the time I'll never get. Another story of the Bitter Pills of Fate. I can't go back again. I can't go back again... But you asked me to love you and I did. Traded my emotions for a contract to Commit. And when I got away, I only got so far. The Other Me Is Dead. I hear his voice inside my head... We were never alive, and we won't be born again. But I'll never survive with Dead Memories in my heart. You told me to love you and I did. Tied my soul into a knot and got me to submit. So when I got away, I only kept my scars. The Other Me Is Gone. Now I don't know where I belong... We were never alive, and we won't be born again. But I'll never survive with Dead Memories in my heart. Dead Visions in your Name. Dead Fingers in my Veins. Dead Memories in my Heart Slipknot

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Hey Everyone
sorry everyone haven't been on in a while so please send some pic comments and what not and i will return the favor i miss you all on here i would love to hear from most of you or all of you so please just hit me up some time thanks and talk to you all later MIKE

The Heat
Yeah, most of you 'summer' people are happy that winter is almost over and crap. but dammit.. heat = boob sweat. it's the worst thing ever! ugh, does someone want to take my boobs from me? They're DDDs so make sure you can carry that extra weight around. kthnxbai

Gun Lovers- A Must Read
The Blair Holt bill, H.R. 45 was introduced before Congress January 6, 2009 and essentially creates a national database of all firearms and owners. It is currently before the subcommittee on Crime, Terrorism and Homeland Security as of February 9, 2009. The text reads as follows: HR 45 IH 111th CONGRESS 1st Session H. R. 45 To provide for the implementation of a system of licensing for purchasers of certain firearms and for a record of sale system for those firearms, and for other purposes. IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES January 6, 2009 Mr. RUSH introduced the following bill; which was referred to the Committee on the Judiciary -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A BILL To provide for the implementation of a system of licensing for purchasers of certain firearms and for a record of sale system for those firearms, and for other purposes. Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the U

What Happens When...
What happens when you grow up?!? What happens when you don't ever worry about how much money is in your wallet?!? What happens when you no longer worry about how much food is in your fridge?!? What happens when you no longer worry about job security?!? What happens when you no longer worry about monthly bills?!? What happens when you no longer care about how long you'll live?!? What happens when you can drive ANYWHERE, but you don't know where to go?!? What happens when you've cared, but can't care anymore?!? ... What happens when you've done it all...

Why!!!??
Why do I feel so much pain inside? Why do I still search for the light? Why does everyone hate me? Why do they laugh? Why? Why? Can’t they see im in pain? Can’t they see they hurt me? What if I ran away would anyone care? Would anyone cry? Would anyone try to find me? Would anyone worry? No! No one care no one would cry no one would try to find me no one would worry!! Because in this world im all…. Alone.. Behind this mask is pain.. I can fake a smile so you won’t see me frown.. I can fake a laugh so you won’t see my sorrow.. I can stand in the rain so you won’t see my tears.. And I can stand in a thunderstorm so you won’t hear my screams of pain… but what I can’t do is stand here and tell you I love my life and I never frown because that would be a… lie..

Auto's On!!! Oracle Bound (ty Goofball)
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In The South...
Tennessee The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, 'You graduated from the University of Tennessee and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?' The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, 'Everything but my earrings.' Alabama A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. 'Where's Henry?' the others asked. 'Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail,' the successful hunter replied. 'You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?' they inquired. 'A tough call,' nodded the hunter. 'But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!' Texas The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his

Larry
Larry gets home late one night and, Linda, his wife says, "Where in the hell have you been?" Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly. "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?" "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want." Larry is recovering in room 233 at the local hospital

Three Baftas For Call Of Duty 4
Rory Cellan-Jones reports on the winners and losers at the video game Baftas, where Call of Duty 4 and Super Mario Galaxy came out top. Call of Duty 4 took three awards at the 2009 British Academy of Film and Television Arts video game ceremony. The surprise winner of game of the year, the biggest award, was Super Mario Galaxy. More surprising was the fact that best-selling title GTA IV went home without any awards - despite being nominated in seven separate categories. Fifteen video Baftas were on offer, with TV presenters Jonathan Ross and Konnie Huq among those presenting. British success as Codemasters win with Race Driver: Grid Call of Duty - a first-person shooter - took the awards for Gameplay; Story and Character and was picked as the People's Choice. Of all the other games nominated the only other title to pick up more than one award was Dead Space. It won Best Use of Audio and Best Original Score. The shock of the ceremony was Super Mario Galaxy being

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You Are Dare You are outrageous, adventurous, and wild. You live to have fun. You are all about taking risks and pushing limits. You love the rush of doing something forbidden. Like most daring people, you are highly intelligent and creative. That's why you get bored so easily. You need a lot of stimulation and novelty in your life. You aren't satisfied with the mundane. Are You Truth or Dare?

I
Lo though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no evil for evil becomes me I am the dark one the demon in the night hiding, lurking just outside of the light hungering thirsting feasting on lost souls living of the fears of the weak and the tears of the innocent sucking the life out of their eyes leaving naught but an empty shell and for these sins I will take my place in hell I was once like you just wanting to be whole wandering the earth as just another lost soul then one day I opened my heart and loves fierce talons just ripped it apart Now I feast on misery and thrive on your hate and when you see my true face it will already be to late for if you let me in you open that door all you will hear is a deafening roar as I steal all your joy and suck out your soul for you now pay my price you will also never be whole I wait for death but never will he come afraid to come knocking after all I have done I offer this to you

Verizon Cellphone Users. Opt Out
Verizon is currently sending out notification letters chock full of legalese to its customers. Here's a summary: You have 45 days to opt out or you "agree" that Verizon can share your personal data. Update: Verizon says this policy is not new. It has been in effect since 2007. Verizon also reiterates what we state below, which is that any personal-data sharing only happens within the Verizon "family" of telecom services, which are technically separate companies, hence the wording. According to author David Weinberger, who made the discovery upon reading his pamphlet, the personal info Verizon wants to distribute willy nilly to anyone with a check includes "services purchased (including specific calls you make and receive), billing info, technical info and location info. They promise to only share this with 'affiliates, agents and parent companies.' It will definitely not be shared with 'unrelated third parties' ... unless, perhaps that third party pays Verizon to become an affili

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How Then Can We Cry?
Everyone had begun the celebration of all things srping. The snow was melting,St.Patrick's day,tupils peeking thru and other things Then it happened! I felt you quicken and it took my breath away. Fear was mixed with joy,my inner core calm. My primal mind said women do this everydat. Once at the hospital, endless hours of walking the halls began. It was there I came upon two old friends. One was a doctor,the other a plumber with only hours to live. This is how it is they said,one life leaves,another comes in. Yet,something was wrong.I couldn't belive them and buy in. You'd arrive very soon but my heart said'Not for long'. Who could I tell? Who would belive? Doctors,nurses,family all said 'There there dear' and patted my head. Baby mine,beautiful and perfect. For three days I fought them like I was insane. All I wanted was truth.Perfect was not perfect but they played their game Born with the wisdom of the angels and the ages in your eyes You would gaze into my eyes and

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Flowers Everwhere
I went to Lowe's to get some flowers to plant on the side of the house. I bought 12 flats that contained 10 plants each. I went throught the checkout and told the girl that I had 12 and that they each had 10 @.33 cents. She asked me if I had heard about the robbery down the street last night. I had told her I hadn't, blah, blah, blah.. Her last comment to me after filling me in on the deatail was. "Ya know, people really need to start paying better attention" I inserted my debit card and and paid for my purchase.. $4.19 It should have been at least 40 bucks. Normally I would have told her that she made a mistake. But ya know. People really should start paying better attention. LOL.. Those flowers look effing great too

Hackfest: Super Special Sexy Beam Gooo!!
Yo, salty piles of whale extrement, and welcome to my latest edition of HackFest, FuBar's best in the slow corruption of the Leviathan that is the Interweb. My name's Captain Saucypants, also known as Law. Today I feel in a bit of a generous mood, so aside from kicking small children into busy crosswalks, I grant you people the honor of experiencing my newest rant on racism. Now, granted, I am a person who firmly believes that all humanity bears an overwhelming trait of ignorace and stupidity. Hell, you're talking to a person that is a avid and frequent practictioner of Darwin's theory of evolution when he stabs celebrities in the ribcage or drops trucks on public parks. However, the oldest and by far most iditoic social vomit that I have ever come across the misfortune of hearing about is racism. To those of you that have either experienced brain damage from excessive paint chip swallowing or have lived in your great-grandparent's basement for over three millenia, racism is the

Gotta Git This Done Today Please!!
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Puts Life In Perspective
Today, my supervisor said that I had to go to a Memorial Service because we need to be prepared in case we have to give one. Well, First Sergeant put out that all Staff Sergeant and above have to go. Well, I begrudgingly went. Not that I did not want to pay my respect, but I know what happens. Well, out of the 30 something people in Rear Detachment who should have been there, there was two of us. The other is a guy that I'm pretty close to, and we always laugh and joke together. The memorial service was over in 1st Cavalry Division, and I was thinking he was killed in Iraq. I did not know the Soldier. I'm holding up pretty good, and the mention that PFC Gambles died in the barracks of a undetermined cause in his sleep. That was a wake up right there. 25 years old, and he died in his sleep. Now I just turned 31, and haven't done much with my life, but to know that it can end that easily. Then they got to the final part of the service. We bowed our heads

Daily Rant
My question of the day is simple.. Why does bad things always happen to good people. You find somebody thats awesome.. they let you down.. You find a job and in turn get 10 more struggles in the financial department, Your nice to a person you cant stand with the most inner part of your being.. they screw you over. Why is it people always seem to kick when your down. They never put a burden on you when you feel like you can take the world.. And it has always been like this as long as man kind has been in existance The world is so full of evil.. why are humans, the smartest of all the species. the most relentless of them all?. Why do they feel the need to create wrong doing on others? why do they feel the need to lie, cheat steal and murder their way through life.. everyone does it.. all of those They murder everyday! They kill each other on the inside.. and create more chaos then ever imaginable. People in this world need to learn that the misfortunes we expirience in life will

Hurt 2
hurt Sometimes you reallyhurt meand you don't even know it.I need to feel neededto feel wantedto know thatsomeone cares.I'm tired and lonelydon't want to bealone no more.But you play aroundwith my heartand my emotions.Why do you do itdo you like itis it funny to you?Please don't hurt medon't take myfeelings for granted.I'm only humanI want to feel wantedI need to feel loved.copyright 2008 jas

People
well people piss me the fuck off...most though shit in my face when we have a fight witch i would never do to them. and its like even tho i have more friends online then i do in the real world it just sucks i dont trust anymore....we had to go to fucking trafic court this morning. i tryed to stay up all night it didnt work..i passed out around 5..we lost the case tho. stupid fucking piggie had it on video..my mom blames me and my sister for her running the red light witch just pissed me off...i should go piggie pie on some cops ass....i have over 400 peple on myspace most people dont talk to me on there they piss me off...i posted four new pics on my myspace and all i got was bullshit comments. fuck them all...

My Life
I am thinking about you Even in my dreams you Are there in my soul It won't let you out of my mind There is nothing that is going to stop it until I am with you feeling your touch feeling your kisses Wanting to feel your warm breath touching my skin as you hold me at night There will be nothing in my life worth fighting for until I am with you You are the sun in my hair The wind in my face and the air that i breath

War...
Albert Camus: [I]n such a world of conflict, a world of victims and executioners, it is the job of thinking people, not to be on the side of the executioners. Aldous Huxley: A democracy which makes or even effectively prepares for modern, scientific war must necessarily cease to be democratic. No country can be really well prepared for modern war unless it is governed by a tyrant, at the head of a highly trained and perfectly obedient bureaucracy. Alfred Tennyson: Till the war-drum throbb`d no longer, and the battle-flags were furl`d; In the parliament of man; the Federation of the world. Annie Dillard: "One of the main reasons that it is so easy to march men off to war," says Ernest Becker, is that "each of them feels sorry for the man next to him who will die." Aristotle: We make war that we may live in peace. August Bebel: In time of war the loudest patriots are the greatest profiteers. Barbara Kingsolver: Wars and elections are both to

,,i,, Bc Unlike You, I Mean Everything That Comes Out Of My Mouth...
A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it. Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another? "Attention is given to those who earn it and not to those who beg for it".. Yeah blame me for your own shortcomings, why don't you. Your name should be "DJ Drama"... It's fitting.

Stating My Opinion
I'm just going to state my opinion on a matter that so many people like to complain about on here. There's a huge difference between begging for things on here and simply stating you like something. Hell, let's take bling for example. Simple saying "I like ____ bling" is NOT begging for it. It is stating your opinion. I can't tell you how many times I've been trying to decide which bling to send to a friend and then I see the status "Ohhh I reallyyyy like ___ bling". So guess what? Then I know exactly which one I want to get them. I give bling for a reason, the message always ties it to something between that friend and I. And I'm sick and tired of all you self righteous people judging others based on the stupidest things. Not to mention deleting and blocking friends over childish and immature things. Get a life, seriously! In closing, f**k you! Thank you and have a great evening.

Putting Down My Hatchet
well i put down my hatchet. i got alot to think about i thought that i was down and people cared about me but most dont. i relized i dont need to be a juggalo to be who i am. im just tired of the drama...hate me if you want i know who my real friends are if you do. ill just say this i love the music and the fam....i got mad clown love for yall.

A Heart Remembers
A memory burned within, from a heartfelt second long ago a moment... one single moment, that only a heart can remember a fleeting thought, gone astray, but the feeling looms inside you a boy and a girl... so far apart, so long the days that it took their hearts to remind them... how fortunate they are, that a heart... can return a fleeting thought, one single moment, or a memory burned within... so they can now live as one as only inside true love, can such a past remain until... it's found again

Crank 2
So yesterday I went to Go see Crank High Voltage. If you liked the crazy style of the first one then you will love this. I was laughing through some of it and closing my eyes to a bit of the gore. But wide awake for all the nudity, sex and violence. Now the idea in the first one was that he gets this drug that is supposed to kill him in an hour and adderline keeps him alive. There is a scene in witch he has sex with Amy Smart that I think won the award for worst sex scene, well that was an amazing scene but sex wise it was crazy, if you saw the first one you know what I mean. From the previews I knew Amy would be in this movie again. I didn't know how she would be in it but it was funny to me how they brought her in, or at least I thought it was. Now in this new movie as shown in the previews he has Heart taken and he is given a replacement one that is made to last like and hour or something (can't say more with out giving away some plot so I won't) so he has to track it dow

"mistress Of The Night!"
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Salutes
I just wanted to let the friends I owe salutes to know that I have not forgotten. Being sick and other things with home have been kinda crazy. My face looks horrible so I'm waiting for it to hopefully clear so I can get my salutes out to you all. Thanks for understanding. xoxo lisa

Fake Salutes R Us Part 2 (the Bust)
A few weeks ago I blogged about how Bre and Cardinal Girl both had fake salutes with the same font. you can see that blog here: http://www.fubar.com/blog/207243/1013998 In a bunch of Bre's photos she's wearing a nameplate necklace. However the name on the necklace doesn't say Bre..It says Maejen. This is a photo that "Bre" has uploaded to her profile: This is the REAL photo: You can google maejen amelio and find tons of photos and profiles of hers. Here's her myspace: http://www.myspace.com/uglylandscape and her facebook: http://www.facebook.com/people/Maejen-Amelio/507858662