The very first ever Blonde Guy joke..... And well worth the wait
!!!!
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> > > An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction
work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
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> > > They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef
and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm
going to jump off this building."
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> > > The Mexican opened his lunch box and Exclaimed," Burritos
again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
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> > > The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again!
If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
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> > > The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef
and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
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> > > The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
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> > > The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to
his death as well.
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> > > At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said,
"If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I
never would have given it to him again!"
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> > > The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have
given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so
much."
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> > > (Oh this is GOOD!!)?
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> > > Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The
blonde's wife said,
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> > > "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch !"