1. Beauty is only a light switch away.
2. My love for you is like diahrrea I just can't keep it in.
3. I know I'm not Fred Flintstone but I can make your Bed Rock.
4. If yer gonna regret this in the mornin we can sleep till afternoon.
5. Are your parents retarded? Cuz you sure are special.
6. Is that a mirror in yer pants? Cux I could sure see myself in em.
