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The Erotic Adventures Of Supergirl D
The Erotic Adventures Of Supergirl by Ann Douglas The press of Kara's lips against her own was as intoxicating as her first sensation of flight. Susan returned the kiss with all the passion within her. Up until this moment, all that had happened between them hadn't been anything other than a budding friendship. One kiss followed another, and another, as the two woman swam through the sky. Locked in each other's embrace they silently shared a building passion. "Oh Kara," Susan gasped between kisses as she stroked the younger woman's long hair. "I've dreamed of this since the first moment I saw you." "I was quite taken with you too." Kara smiled back. "Why don't we get back down on the ground." she suggested. "Despite all the stories you hear, making love in zero gee is really more work than fun." The older woman readily agreed. Hand in hand they dropped to the ground. On impact, Kara deactivated the gravity generator with a gentle burst

Just Some Thoughts.........
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later....."Da-ad...." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?" "No, You had your chance. Lights out." Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??" I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!" Five minutes la ter......"Daaaa-aaaad....." "WHAT!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?" One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy Shit! A talking chicken!'" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

~summary Of Life~
~SUMMARY OF LIFE~ ...from 3 different views... GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) Just like Dad said, you can't trust your dog to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Listen to Mom when she says important stuff like, don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10) The best place to be when you're sad is always a Grandparent's lap. GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don't hurt anything but your feelings. 3) Families are

Re: Closing The Book On The 9-11 Cover-up
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Jennifer Date: 03 Oct 2007, 01:09 Closing the Book on the 9-11 Cover-UpTHE FINAL PHASE OF THE 9-11 COVER-UP By Christopher Bollyn 27 September 2007Six years after the worst terrorist atrocity in U.S. history, not a single lawsuit filed by the relatives of the 9-11 victims has gone to trial. With only 21 cases remaining, it appears increasingly likely that the book may be closed on the 9-11 litigation without a single case ever being heard in court. The 9-11 litigation process is approaching the final phase of the Zionist-run cover-up of what really happened on September 11, 2001. There are two recent news items, which have not been widely reported, that indicate that the walling up of the truth is nearly complete. There are just a few remaining bricks left to be put into place - about 21 to be precise - and the wall hiding the truth will be finished. 21 CASES REMAIN The first news item, from September 18, is that 14 of t

Poem
TAPROOT LYRICS "Poem" overbearing panic attack entrenching my veins in an hour i'll be ok i pray this pain will go away permanently someday I'VE seen more than... I should have to... I'VE seen this on my own this song is a, poem to myself, it helps me to live... in case of fire, BREAK the glass, and move on into your own... reoccurring drowning effect entrenching my brain, i hope you'll be ok someday, so i can say that you moved on in the right way... WE'VE seen this and WE'VE breathed this and WE'VE lived this on our own... this song is a, poem to myself, it helps me to live... in case of fire, BREAK the glass, and move on into your own... your own... BREAK... this song is a, poem to myself, it helps me to live... in case of fire, BREAK the glass, and move on into your own...

Bear Hunting
The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" hat, and a "To Hell with Bush" T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically and thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly. As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat. As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!

No More Fighting
Suffocating in my own self-pity, not willing to move from my self-locked prison. Im not fighting my inner demons anymore, we're on the same side now. We have an understanding and we're fighting everyone else. With an agreement like that why would i fight it? Why would i mess with this illusion of peace when i can just accept it and give up? Lieing to myself is so much easier. Fighting is only something done by those with a reason for living the dream. My dreams are my living nightmares and i live them well.

I'm Leaving Fubar (not A Fake Posting)
I'm leaving fubar in a few days(by the end of the weekend)and hopefully won't be back. If you're truly a friend, then contact me here so that I may give you my yahoo screenname and email address. I truly enjoy being a friend and want to be able to help my friends when they're distressed or troubled. I want to bring a smile when you're feeling down, and I want to be there for you to share the good times in your life as well. I hope to hear from you. Sincerely(as always), James P.S. please feel free to repost this up til the end of the weekend (Sunday night 12:00pm Eastern Standard Time)

There Comes A Time
There comes a time in everone's life when we have to make a choice. We cry,We laugh. We stumble we fall. New doors open, old one's close. There comes a time in everyone's life hearts are broken, dreams are shattered. Promises broken. There comes a time when friends will come and friends will go, but true friends always come back. there comes a time when we must say goodbye. there is a time when must move on, and start all over. there comes a time when we feel noone cares, we want to give up. There comes a time when life seems all up hill. there comes a time when we must take chances and pray for the best. We must never give up. There comes a time

Breast Cancer Foundation Donation
Hey Guys and Gals... My gf Faith has just started a limited edition auction on Ebay that is full of 35 sexy current dreamgirls, ex-dreamnet girls, and ex-webhoneys girls!! There are two blank pages at the end of the book for you to get the girls to autograph the book when you meet them at a Bash or Party. The bidding is started at a very low $10.00!! And all the proceeds are going to be donated to the Susan G. Komen Foundation, and a few of the girls are going to be walking in the Race For the Cure this year: DawnMarie, Serena, Paige, and a few more. http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...m=320165707810 So please help spread the word, and let everyone know about this unique auction! And please consider bidding and helping us raise money! By the way, the pictures are super clear in the book, although on the auction they look blurry because Ebay posted small sized pics. But rest assured, they are high quality Kodak prints in the actual book!

Facts About Me
-----41 FACTS----- ------------------- TODAY DID YOU ------------------- 1. Talk to a boy/girl you like? not yet... :( 2. Learn anything new? more stuff about myself 3. Talk to an ex? no...don't care to either... why start now? 4. Miss someone? miss him everyday and my friends ------------------------------ LAST PERSON WHO ------------------------------ 5. Last person who laid in your bed besides you? hmm no one has ever laid beside me... wish I would have sum1 to lay next to 6.Made you cry? this morning was the most recent time I cried 7. You went to the movies with? Shannon lol penguin 8. Went to the mall with you? shannon.. my buddy 9. You showered with? myself lol 10. Made you laugh? Tina at work 11. Said they loved you? hmmm... thinking chris ... 12. Gave you their number? chris... ??? 13. Drove you in their car besides a parent?.. my sister 14. Bought you a drink? i don't drink...yet...b/c i'm a good g

Random Jim Thoughts ...placed Upon Paper
When the Doors of Perception are cleansed ...things will appear how they truly are... I hope you go out smiling like a child under the cool remnant of a dream ... The Angel man finally claimed his benevolent soul Ophelia leave sun and silk ..chlorine dream ..the mans stifled witness We are reaching for death on the end of a candle .. We're trying for something that's already found us ... They are waiting to take us into the severed garden you know how pale and un'wantin and thrill full comes death at a strange hour ..unannounced ,unplanned for .. Like a scary over friendly guest you've brought to bed Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws No more money no more fancy dress this other kingdom seems by far the best until it's other jaw reveals incest and lose obedience to a vegetable lie ...I will not go....but for a fest of friends to the giant end

Bombing 10-06
I would like to remind everyone our first commitment is to TX MOM! This is the only "offical" contest we are involved in. The other two have came into play since we made the commitment to her and we will try to give them as much comment time as possible. We do not have enough comments and people to win, if we are spread out all over the place. Also since we have a lot of new members let me remind everyone also that if you are going be in a contest and you expect our help you must let us know prior to the start of the contest. Thank you Good Early Morning Wicked Storm Crew! ~~Keep Bombing TxMom! Overnight a few of us have been able to keep her close to the lead.... Below are her links: Tx Mom of 5 Another member Majically Delicious MILF is in a long term contest, I will provide a link to her pic but you will have to rate, fan, and add the host first, the link will give you an error but then send you to the host page if your not already a friend.

Canada Draw With Japan 12-12
Japan (5) 12 Tries: Endo, Taira Cons: Onishi Canada (0) 12 Tries: Riordan, Van der Merwe Cons: Pritchard Japan scored a last-gasp try to draw a dramatic match with Canada in Bordeaux. The Brave Blossoms took the lead through Kosuke Endo's superb early try to lead 5-0 at the break before Canada hit back through hooker Pat Riordan. It looked like the Canucks had wrapped up victory when DTH van der Merwe collected a cross-kick for their second score, with James Pritchard converting. But Koji Taira scored an injury-time try for Japan and Shotaro Onishi's conversion levelled the scores. Japan produced a typically committed performance, flying into tackles and refusing to give an inch as they edged the first half. They took the lead after 12 minutes with a brilliant individual effort from winger Endo, whose sparkling length of the field score against Wales was already a try of the tournament contender. Japan won quick ball off the top of a line-out and fe

Georgia Beat Namibia 30-0
Georgia (13) 30 Tries: Guiorgadze, Machkhaneli, Kacharava Cons: Kvirikashvili 3 Pens: Kvirikashvili 3 Namibia (0) 0 Georgia claimed their first-ever World Cup victory as they defeated Namibia in wet conditions in Lens. Merab Kvirikashvili landed two penalties and converted Akvsenti Guiorgadze's try to put the Lelos 13-0 up at the break. Kvirikashvili then kicked a third penalty and a conversion after Irakli Machkhaneli engineered a fine solo try. The Georgians added a third converted try when Davit Kacharava intercepted and raced clear at the death. Georgia won the inaugural meeting between the two sides 26-18 in June and they had the upper hand from the first whistle in northern France on Wednesday night. Namibia, in the south west of Africa, is generally hot and dry and their national side had reportedly not played in the rain for over 30 years. Georgia looked more comfortable from the start and they opened the scoring in the seventh minute after in

Torchwood: Small Worlds - Saturday @ 9pm E/p On Bbc America
Small Worlds - Saturday, October 6th at 9:00pm & Midnight ET/6:00pm & 9:00pm PT on BBC America. Supernatural forces stalk the suburbs of Cardiff: are they friendly or malevolent? And what do they want with the seemingly normal Pierce family? As nightmares of his past haunt Jack, his old friend Estelle must help him prevent a tragedy brewing in a suburban household.

One Of My Favorites
You're not sure that you love me But you're not sure enough to let me go. Baby it aint fair ya know To just keep me hangin' round, You say you don't wanna hurt me, Don't wanna see my tears. So why are you still standin' here Just watchin' me drown? And it's all right yeah I'll be fine don't worry bout' this heart of mine, Just take your love and hit the road, There's nothing you can do or say you're gonna break my heart anyway, So just leave the pieces when you go. Now you can drag out the heartache, Baby you could make it quick, Really get it over with And just let me move on. Don't concern yourself With this mess you left for me, I can clean it up you see Just as long as you're gone. And it's all right yeah I'll be fine don't worry bout' this heart of mine Just take your love and hit the road, There's nothing you can do or say you're gonna break my heart anyway So just leave the pieces when you go. You're not makin' up your mind And

The Ex-boyfriend
The Ex-Boyfriend by nAwT © I was home alone late one night. The first time in what felt like centuries! My roommate had decided she would be staying over at her boyfriends place, but wasn't sure if she would stay for the week. As soon as she said that, I hauled ass to the closest video store & rented a bunch of movies with the hope she would stay the whole week & get fucked. She was behaving very restlessly & getting on my last fucking nerve! So I was totally ecstatic when she had made her plans known to me. As soon as the door hit her ass on her way out, my clothes was off of my body hitting the floor! DAMN! I thought to myself, I've forgotten what it was like to be able to walk around the apartment naked! I allowed myself a few blissfully silent minutes to let it sink in, before I had grabbed my blanket & pillows from my bedroom. I popped in the first of what I thought was to be a movie marathon. I had just settled my naked ass on the couch when the doorbell rang. WHA

Fighting It
Fighting It by CathyO1955 © She wondered where these feelings came from; the feeling of wanting to rip things apart, to throw things, to break things. She could feel it, a crushing, tight sensation in her chest. Her breathing was choppy and uneven. Her hands curled into fists, the long nails digging into her palms, and she took several long, deep breaths. It didn't help. She knew he was coming over soon. She both wanted him there and wanted to be alone. She knew that she would not be able to hide the way she felt. He knew her so well. He could gauge her emotions so easily, sometimes with just a quick glance at her face. As she paced around the living room, she could feel her body heating up. Her thoughts were racing, and she was trying to sort through the myriad of emotions surging inside herself. She felt angry, frustrated, lonely, and a deep sense of not having any control over her own life. Friends made plans, then broke them. The harder she worked at her job, the busier

Found
Found by WFEATHER © There is something special about flying. Perhaps it is the fact that I do not often fly. Perhaps it is the fact that each trip is special for a different reason: to visit a close friend, or perhaps to meet a new client. But a recent flight became even more special. Sitting at the gate, I could tell by the rising volume around me that more and more people were arriving at the gate area for this particular flight to Pittsburgh, but I was fairly engrossed in My book and did not pay them much attention. To be honest, I paid them no attention whatsoever, for when I reached the end of a chapter, I finally marked My place and closed the book, taking a break from reading, and that was when I discovered her. Sitting to My right, she was reading her own book, but stopped to look at Me when she noticed I was no longer reading. The first thing I truly saw about her were her eyes: a large expressive blue, reminding me of the blue of the ocean and conveying just a

Rain Drops Taste Like Tears Witout The Pain
what make you sad? what makes you lonely ? we all get down from time to time and sometimes it feels like the end of the world ?why ? its because when you feel this bad nothing can lift you but the one you love or the close friends you have but there not always at hand how ever many we have ... myself i love the rain walking in the downpour feeling it cover me nobody can see the pain in your heart as its just raindrops covering your face so tears are mixed with rain nobody can see but is it strange the amont of people you see in the downpour when you would think they would be indoors in the warm so i say let it rain wash away my pain untill im in the arms of a loved one and can be whole again

New Contest
No rush just asking my friends to go and leave some comments on this pic there is no dead line just need 14,500 comments for a 30 day VIP. SBG Bombers are not required to leave any comments on this pic.

These People Rock
cherrypopped@ fubar $DJ BABY BOY$ ~DJ FOR THE GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY & BOMBSQUAD~{ DIRTY SOUTH CREW}@ fubar K-Rich Bitch@ fubar Trell@ fubar ♥ Club*Far ♥ Cadillac Puzzy ♥ Co* Owner ♥@ fubar go show these people some love!!they will show it back!!!

Wolverine Confidential A
Wolverine Confidential by 2052Dreams © He reached the door and wanted to hack his way through it. God damn Xavier, and her too. They could both go straight to hell. Xavier had calmly pronounced that the sessions were over, that no more were needed, and looked at him like he was some kind of pathetic fool. Did he really expect him to believe that drivel? He'd seen a lot in his screwed-up life, more than either of them, things that he'd rather forget, but at least he knew what the score was. He had disgusted her, she wanted rid of him. Did they think he was a fucking moron? He knew exactly what had happened. He could see it in her eyes and face that last time. How long was it now, six weeks? It felt like a century. God, he didn't want to think about it. Shame poured through him at the memory and he cringed inside. He'd disgusted her and she'd bailed. She was trying to hide her disgust but he knew better, he knew what he saw and by God, she owed him an explanation. She could damn

Angie And The New Pool
Angie and the New Pool by ccountry © It all started very innocently. Patty and I just installed a pool with this huge deck around it and invited about 40 friends over to christen it. One of the couples invited was Joe and Angie. They were the parents of one of Patty's kid's friends. Joe was a Jack and Coke drinker and Angie a beer drinker. I had never meet Angie before but she was a looker. Not very tall but a very pretty face and a body to match. Our parties are always very casual with everyone helping themselves to food and drinks. I spent most of my time around the bar and the grill doing burgers and brats so I didn't get much time to talk to Joe and Angie until later in the night when they wanted to start doing shots of tequila. There were about a dozen people left when Joe started pouring the shots. Most people were feeling no pain by this time so the shots went down pretty easy. After the second shot Joe said he had to go take their baby sitter home. He said he'd be bac

Anna Belle
Anna Belle by cstone2007 © This story was written for Anna Belle. It is my own creation and I hope you enjoy it. Anna Belle It had been a long week at work and while the bosses were out of town the workload had increased if anything. Anna Belle and I are coworkers and long term friends. In all the years we have known each other there had never been a spark. Nothing to build upon and more often than not things had been "friendly professional". What changed you might ask? Well, Anna was in a relationship that seemed to be turning more serious until out of the blue she was sent on trip overseas. What started as harmless banter about the trip turned a little more exciting with the discussion of how she would survive the month long ordeal without any physical relations. Toys were suggested discussed. Her interest in this topic peaked my curiosity. I have always been the naughty risk taking sort and this conversation would definitely have caused our HR department some extra w

Amanda
Amanda by hunterwren© I'm a femme lesbian who works for an investment-banking firm in Chicago. In my line of work it is hard to meet women like myself. After my girlfriend and I broke up for the last time, I became very lonely and bored. I was 36 years old and single for the first time in a long time. At first I thought that I would love my freedom, but this euphoria didn't last very long. I was lonely, and eager to find a woman like myself. I hit the bars with some friends but I wasn't finding what I was looking for. I called Christine, an old girlfriend of mine, and we spent a weekend catching up and spending the night together at a hotel downtown. It was great to see her, and the sex was fantastic, but she had a girlfriend and I didn't want to create any drama. Apparently they were in an open relationship, but I was looking for my own partner. Like me, she was a very successful businesswoman with a lot of contacts. She gave me the card of someone she met when she was in Los

Anne's First Erotic Massage
Anne's First Erotic Massage by p_l_chill © Anne couldn't hide her nervousness when she shown into the window-less room by the older woman. She had no real idea what to expect. It contained a massage table, as she imagined, and a shower recess in one corner, but the other was occupied by a large spa tub. The lighting was low yet bright enough to pick out the pink tones in the piles of fluffy towels on a shelf. There was also a single chair, so she sat in it, sensing that this was expected of her, and wondered what the coming hour would bring. She registered there was piped ambient-type music playing at a low level - no doubt to help relax the clients. Moments later the older woman slid the door open again, looked in and told her "Have a shower, sweetie. Relax." Anne nodded; a shower, okay. She understood that bit. Making sure the door was firmly closed, but rather alarmed to see there was no lock, she quickly stripped off her shirt, trousers and shoes, arranging them on the chair

The Pain Of Love
At one time I believed in the saying till death do us part of the vowels you take on your wedding day!!! I would have never thought that the person I wanted to spend the rest of my life with only wanted to spend 10 years with me. I never thought that she would not want me in her life, then one day she left. I fought hard to save my marriage until I couldn't fight any more then I went into a dark place inside my self. Now I am embracing the darkness and turning it into light, yes being single sucks, yes devorce sucks, yes I am a little upset with women in general, but not all women are evil, just like not all men are assholes. The only problem I have is the dating scene really and truly sucks big time. You may feel a connection with someone but ether they have issues or you have problems, then tere is my favorite, we can be friends but I don't think that anything can happen, WHY because I'm still trying to get over a bad relationship.(like I am Not. Most men get this reaction Why????

Beyond The Sky
One look; that’s all it took to make me want you I’ve tasted the forbidden fruit and now I’m doomed How could I resist something so hot, so inviting? I couldn’t help but want more, so I continued writing. My knees started to tremble and nothing else mattered You made me so hot, so moist, and lathered I needed to feel you, didn’t care about the result I kept dragging it on when I should’ve bolted. I let my legs fall apart pantie less my swollen lips exposed my body shaking It was then you knew I was yours for the taking You said you didn’t want to hurt me again I knew deep down I should’ve just ran. But instead, I stayed, I needed your love I needed you inside of me, us fitting like a glove Our bodies moved together, so perfect, so right At that time, all that mattered was this night. Every time you touched me, I thought I would die From this simple pleasure, taking me beyond the sky I could feel you pulsing; I stopped thinking You saw it in my eyes; you knew I was si

My Top Favorites
"All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must seem inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near. Hold out baits to entice the enemy. Feign disorder, and crush him." "The real measure of our wealth is how much we'd be worth if we lost all our money." "Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." "He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever." "Live as if your were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever." "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who matter don't mind, and those that mind, don't matter." "You must be the change you wish to see in the world." "Life's Tragedy is that we get old to soon and wise too late." "Any society that will give up a little liberty to gain a little security w

Life Is Beautiful
You know just when you think you got life figured out. You get thrown a curve ball. Just when you think you have youre life under control and your feelings in their place. Someone comes along outta the blue, and sets you afire. Why? cause you never met anyone like them in your life. In a short time they got you all off balance. Weak in the knees, and they are all you can think about.Its true cause we promised to only tell the truth no matter what. So yes its true I cant stop thinking about you. You are so special. I wish things were different. Maybe they can be. Could it be love at first site? Is it really that easy? Is it possible it happens just like that? What if they dont feel the same way? What if they get scared? What if they are just fucking with you? What if they do feel the same way? Then what? oh boy. Now what?

Shes Everything
She's a yellow pair of running shoes A holey pair of jeans She looks great in cheap sunglasses She looks great in anything She's I want a piece of chocolate Take me to a movie She's I can't find a thing to wear Now and then she's moody She's a Saturn with a sunroof With her brown hair a-blowing She's a soft place to land And a good feeling knowing She's a warm conversation That I wouldn't miss for nothing She's a fighter when she's mad And she's a lover when she's loving [Chorus] And she's everything I ever wanted And everything I need I talk about her, I go on and on and on 'Cause she's everything to me She's a Saturday out on the town And a church girl on Sunday She's a cross around her neck And a cuss word 'cause its Monday She's a bubble bath and candles Baby come and kiss me She's a one glass of wine And she's feeling kinda tipsy She's the giver I wish I could be And the stealer of the covers She's a picture in my wallet Of my unborn childre

How American Are You
You Are 81% American You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges. Tough and independent, you think big. You love everything about the US, wrong or right. And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you! How American Are You?

Devastation And The Aftermath...
Well...it's been 3 weeks since I came back from Georgia. Things are still the same. My heart is in a million pieces...I can't eat...sleep...hardly even breathe. I don't think that I'll ever get over this heartbreak. I still haven't heard anything from him at all. How can one person be so heartless and cold after all that we shared? All of the secrets and intimate details of our lives that we told each other? All of the things that were said and done? For the life of me, I can't figure out what I've done in my life to deserve all of this. Maybe it will all become clear soon...hope so anyways. I snuck in to see my doctor Friday. My health is showing the sighs of this dilemma. I've lost 18 lbs. My blood levels are all screwed up and I've started having alot of problems with my back again. It's all stress related but what can I do? I can't help the way that I feel. I feel like I'm slowly losing my sanity. I don't wanna start on any meds but I feel that in the end, I may have to. I gues

Birthday Celebration
Birthday Celebration by emily_hughs © Hi. My name's Emily, and I want to tell you about my first sexual experience. It was a cold November night, and I was out celebrating my 18th birthday with a couple of friends. I had my coat tightly buttoned up to keep out the chill, which was a shame really as I was wearing quite a revealing outfit and no one was getting the chance to see it. The queue leading into the neon lit building was long, but the door staff were letting people in quite quickly. I had a quick look round at the people waiting behind me, and noticed that a few of them seemed to be eyeing me up. Well, either me or the other two girls that were with me. And not all of them were male, either. "I think that girl's looking at us," I whispered to Amanda, as we took another step closer to the door. Amanda, who was busy rooting in her bag for her 18+ ID card, glanced up in the direction I was indicating. My admirer, if it was me she was admiring, was a young woman who could ha

Steeler Baby Trade Hooker Fest
->Psychowolf...: My FATHER was a Jedi Master. Not a HOOKER ->Psychowolf...: How would you know PARMA had hookers, is that where your Father works? ->Psychowolf...: *ewoks ->Psychowolf...: Give the jedi their God Damn ewoks , NOW!....Steelers fans ALWAYS give away their children czydimond: get to Parma and pick up a hooker cuz you need laid bad czydimond: immaturity knows no age ->Psychowolf...: I find your lack of faith disturbing ->Psychowolf...: I am older than YODA, beyotch czydimond: grow up ->Psychowolf...: I am offering you a deal!. EWOKS, for lessons in the force! ->Psychowolf...: Jedi do not go away. czydimond: go away little boy ->Psychowolf...: Your grandmother sent me, A jedi Master, to retrieve your Ewoks. Ewoks=Your children. The jedi council has need of them. czydimond: what the fuck are you talking about? ->Psychowolf...: She says, as Qui Gon did to obi wan "my son, needs help. The Jedi must assist him". I'm assuming she sent me to

Book Store Bang
Book Store Bang by Elainabunny © I noticed the new store on my way home from work. It intrigued me because it was a used bookstore. I am an avid reader; at least two books per day, and the local library couldn't keep up with me. I would read anything from romance to mystery, but my new favorite was adult erotica. It all started when I transposed a number on my book club order. I was just going to send the book back, but it kept beckoning me. I couldn't believe my eyes as I read the first chapter, but I loved it. Reading the words was like feeling strong hands caressing my entire body. I think I may have even climaxed while reading! I found myself wondering if the used bookstore would have any erotica as I drove by that day. I pulled into a parking space and entered the store. It was small inside and had mismatched bookshelves holding the merchandise. Signage showed the categories-Romance-Mystery-Fiction-Science Fiction and many more. I figured if there was erotica it would be in a

Death Of Dracula
Older Darwin Award Nominee Unconfirmed by Darwin A college student dressed up as Dracula for Halloween. As a finishing touch, he put a pine board down the front of his shirt, so he could "realistically" stick a knife into the board and pretend he was transfixed with a killing stake. He didn't consider the strength of the thin pine board when he tapped the knife in with a hammer. Propelled by the force of the hammer, the sharp knife tip split the soft pine and buried itself in his heart. He staggered from his dorm room into the party, gasping, "I really did it!" before succumbing before horrified friends lmfao WTF

Its Monday
I'm just wanting to say hey to all my friends and family out there today. Got a busy day today lots of running around so I just wanted youall to know that I'm thinking about you and hope you all have a great day today and for those of you who will be riding be safe and have a grat ride today!!!!!

Ooopsie
Not sure why but the last 2 times I've tried to stash I've gotten emails from Fubar telling me some have been offensive & removed. Now granted I'm sure some of the simone's were racey but I can't for the life of me figure out what I uploaded today that was inappropriate. However, if something I have uploaded has offended any of you please accept my apologies.

Ink Survey
If you have at least one tattoo, do the survey, if you don't then pass it on! 1. Have you ever cried during a tattoo? nope 2. When did you get your first tattoo? 18 or 19. i don't remember 4. Which tattoo is closest to your heart? my amy fairy 5. Do you have a matching tattoo with someone? nope! 6. Do you have a tattoo that someone messed up on? lol ... um... 7. Do you have anyone's name tattooed on you? No 8. What was the most painful tattoo you received? Oh God my sternum hurt like a bitch! 9. How many tattoos do you have? 25 10. Do you plan on being heavily or moderately tattooed? Heavily since I"m well on my way 11. Do you have a tattoo that you constantly have to explain? yeah my libra sun smack dab in the middle of my sternum 12. Have you ever gotten an infection from a tattoo? nope 13. What is the longest session you've ever sat straight? 5 1/2 hours. 14. What are your tattoos of? there's too many to explain 15. Did you tel

Well
ok im lookin for somebody that knows how to work with graphics & photoshop.i have a couple ideas in mind but i want to have everything straight & out on the table before i move forward with it.if u work with graphics and/or photoshop please feel free to send me mail to my box so i can see your work.do not shout at me.i may not get it.look forward to seeing u.tysm...have good wk everybody

Proof Of What Can Happen If A Wife Or Girlfriend Drags Her Husband Or Boyfriend Along Shopping
Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford: allegedly! Dear Mrs. Murray, While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in>Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle. 4. July19:Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened. 5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' si

I Wanna Fuck You Like I'm Never Gonna See You Again!
What can I say? I'm not an angel, and I don't pretend to be. I love to have fun, and I love to fuck. Simple shit to say, but not so simple to get across! I'm not looking to fuck your mind up...I just want things to be clear. Nothing magical about that! If you don't like that, you can suck my fuckin' nuts!!!...beeyotch! Give it up!

Own Hands
Her own hands run their course Gentle caresses turn into hard rubs Soft gropes turn into rushed grabs Steady breathing turns into light pants But no sounds escape her mouth Warm body aches for more Odd feeling coursing through self A case of mild light headedness Bittersweet tasteless and satisfying

Caught In The Rain
Caught in the Rain by nighwing326© It's dark night filled with storm clouds; in the distance you can here the roar of thunder. Lightning flashes across the skyline starting Suzy a little. She quickens her pace hoping not to get caught in it. Other then the thunder it's very quiet night almost eerie. Suzy is so focus on the sidewalk trying to keep up pace without tripping and does not see the man hidden in the shadows by the old oak. Suzy hears her name called out and she jumps a little. She asks nervously. "Who's ttthere?" Edmond steps out of the shadows and her eyes light up. "Hello Ed how have you been?' She asks. "I'm good been a while." He replies. "Sure has what you doing up here tonight?" She inquires. He flashes a smile. "To see you I've missed you." "Really?" she responds. "Yes." Edmond takes her hand and pulls her to him. "It's been too dam long Suzy." Edmond says sheepishly. "Remember this spot?" Suzy looks at the spot where he's pointing at, an

Why?
Another night of staying up till morning arguing and fighting. I'm so wore out that it's so pathetic. I'm at work, but I feel like a zombie. I'm an emotional wreck and so drained. To beat it all I still have no earthly clue what all was wrong. I was working on a wedding veil that I sold when he came home from lunch. The next thing I know he's telling me how it's not worth it and that I don't charge enough. That I spend too much time trying to make a business that isn't ever going to be what I want it to be. That it's not going anywhere and all I'm doing is wasting time. It's my time...I'm not taking anything away from his time with me or the kids time. Why? I feel like any time I get something going for me he wants to take it away. Why? Then my oldest wanted to know if she was going to be able to go to her soccer game (the kids are on fall break and we are leaving to go see my parents on wednesday). He gets ill with her and says no. I ask why and things escalate into I don't know what.

Friendship
True" Friendship None of that Sissy Crap Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, But never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against The sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well Again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at

Missin My Brother~rip Chris~
TODAY IS 10YRS THAT MY BROTHER HAS BEEN GONE FROM US...IT IS A HARD DAY FOR ME.....I WAS TOLD IT GETS EASIER BUT I CAN SAY IT HAS DONE NOTHING BUT GOTTEN HARDER...IT COULD BE CAUSE WHAT ALL I HAVE GONE THROUGH SINCE HE HAS BEEN GONE...I KNOW HE WOULD NOT HAVE LET ME PUT UP WITH WHAT I DID IF HE WOULD HAVE BEEN HERE...HE WAS MY VERY FAVORITE BROTHER OUT OF 4....IF IT WASNT FOR HIM AND TAMI AFTER I HAD MY SON THERE IS NO TELLING WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED..THEY REALLY HELPED ME AND I WILL NEVER FORGET THAT!!! I JUST WISH HE WOULD HAVE STAYED HERE TO SEE AUSTIN GROW....I LOVE AND MISS YOU BUBBA.....I KNOW U R WATCHING OVER ME AND TRYING UR DAMNEST TO GUIDE ME IN THE RIGHT DIRECTIONS...I MISS YOU SO MUCH...LOVE YOU AND THINK ABOUT YOU EVERYDAY....I KNOW I AM BEING SELFISH BUT I WILL BE GLAD WHEN I CAN SEE YOU AGAIN...I AM ONLY HERE FOR AUSTIN~~~ THANK YALL FOR READING SORRY JUST NEEDED TO GET A LITTLE OFF OF ME!! THANKS KATIE

Will It Never End?
Four o'clock in the morning Afraid to open my eyes Another day of grief, A day of fear. All alone I feel. I try to justify all the pain, All of this guilt before my eyes. Another day of confusion, A day of wondering. Is it ever just going to go away? All this pain that I feel, And all this anger, is it going to stay? Ten o'clock in the evening, Afraid of the nightmares. Again my breathing stops. All I can do is stare into the night. What is it that causes this feeling? Another night of crying, A night of hiding, Alone once again. My heart feels empty, And I can't cry another tear. Another day wasted on insecurity, A day of wonder. Is this ever going to end?

G.b.n.f
Happy Birthday big brother. I miss you so much! I wish you didnt have to go but God felt it was your time! It doesnt seem fair --so young so much life yet. Its weird how you left the day after your birthday--I didnt get to say Happy Birthday let alone goodbye! I cant do this I love you Steve and miss you lots!

Ugh.
Lacuna Coil: When A Dead Man Walks [Music: Coti Zelati/Lyrics: Scabbia] Paranoia In which I think that I'm not confident Blood into my hands I can't deny A buzz into my ears that makes me mad But I don't look back While I'm waiting to die I don't look back In a weird lullaby I'll carry on And the hope in my heart is dry But I don't look back And I cannot reply I don't look back While I'm waiting to lie I'll carry on While they want to decide for me Once again Living in their cage They are killing me Paranoia In which I think I'm not that confident A tiny hope that burns into my breath A bitter smile delights me at the end [solo: Migliore]

64% Barbie
[ ] You own over 10 bottles of nail polish [x] You own perfume that cost over $60 [x] You had/have fake nails [x] You have more hair products than you can use [ ]You have enough clothes to cover an entire refugee camp. [ ] You have enough pictures to create your own wallpaper. Total:3 Do you: [x] Have/had a hair color that is not your natural color [x] Have “blonde moments” at least once a day [ ] Constantly keep your phone at your side [x] Dance around in your room when nobody else is home [x] Refuse to go out in public without makeup Total:7 DO YOU ADORE: [x] Makeup [ ] Glitter [x] The Color Pink [x] Shopping [x] Jewelery [ ] Mirrors [x] Chick flicks [x] Shoes [ ] Rainbows [ ] Unicorns [x] Disney Movies [ ] Candles [x] Flowers [x] Stuffed Animals [x] Purses [ ] Boots [ ] Starbucks Total:17 DO YOU SAY: [x] Whatever. [x] Oh my gosh/goodness/god [x] Hun/honey [ ] That’s hot [ ] Dunzo [ ] Darling [x] Psh [ ] Cutie [ ] Hottie [x]

To Be Thankful For:
The mess to clean after a party because it means I have been surrounded by friends. The taxes I pay because it means that I'm employed. The clothes that fit a little too snug because it means I have enough to eat. My shadow who watches me work because it means I am out in the sunshine. A lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning and gutters that need fixing because it means I have a home. All the complaining I hear about our government because it means we have freedom of speech. The space I find at the far end of the parking lot because it means I am capable of walking. My huge heating bill because it means I am warm. The lady behind me in church who sings off key because it means that I can hear. The piles of laundry and ironing because it means I have clothes to wear. Weariness and aching muscles at the end of the day because it means I have been productive. The alarm that goes off in the early morning hours because it means that I'm alive.

I Will Owe You Anything You Want
My wife is in a contest and need help please help with some comments she has a couple of people in there helping now but she needs all the help she can get. She will return the favor anyway she can. so for me show a little or alot of love to her and comment bomb her. and ill do anything for you also :)........ here is the link please help

Us Bill On Armenia Moves Forward
US bill on Armenia moves forward A bill recognising the killing of Armenians in Ottoman times as genocide has cleared its first hurdle in the US Congress despite Turkish warnings. It passed through the House Foreign Affairs Committee by 27 votes to 21 - the first step towards holding a vote in the House of Representatives. Turkish President Abdullah Gul reacted swiftly to the result, saying the move was "unacceptable" and had no validity. President George W Bush had urged the committee not to approve the bill. "Its passage would do great harm to our relations with a key ally in Nato and in the global war on terror," the US president said. Turkey is a regional operational hub for the US military, and some suggest access to Incirlik airbase, or other supply lines crucial to US forces in Iraq or Afghanistan, could be cut in response. 'Invalid' After the vote, the US Undersecretary of State, Nicholas Burns, told the BBC that the Bush administration was "deeply

Funny
DIVORCE VS. MURDER A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the Pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some Cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give You cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed With the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription

Tonite Tonite!
Aw! I'm excited! I get to see my little bro! I haven't seen him since Taste of Chaos at which I didn't tag him fast enough to catch him. lol Last time I actually talked to him was in November. I can't wait to see him! I love this kid. =] Best little bro ever.

Ehhh, What's Up Doc?
So this morning I had a doctor appointment. Had to get lab work done at the endocrinologists office [thyroid doc]. She also refilled my prescriptions and 'chatted' with me. Doc P: I always remember you by calling you 'The woman with the most beautiful hair!' Me: Why thank you... Doc P: So tell me, how are things with your weight loss going? Me: Eh. I can tell I'm still losing inches. I haven't "officially" been weighed and measured at the gym in the last couple of months. The woman who does it for me hasn't been in. Her father's ill... Anyhow, I can tell the inches are still being lost, but the pounds are STUCK *laughs* Seriously though, the scale isn't budging! Doc P: Have you gained weight? Me: No. It won't go up OR down. Just stuck at the same weight as last time. Doc P: I ask, because your breasts look larger Me: *raises brows* they look...bigger? *Looks down* They're the same to me! I haven't LOST much weight there. That's odd, I know. Supposed to be the f

Gogomomo
My thoughts in [brackets] as usual: gogomomo: hi jessi whats up? DD: Hello gogomomo: thank u for the 10 rating did u mean it? [huh? Mind you, he's got a pic you can barely make him out in.] DD: of course gogomomo: ur like a 15 wow ur hottt [and your like an illiterate moron] DD: thank you gogomomo: u like younger guys? DD: depends on how young DD: as long as they aren't illegal, lol gogomomo: 25 gogomomo: damn gurl u need a slave around i could be that slave u know DD: You live in NY? gogomomo: i live next to u i live in patchouge DD: Oh. [dammit I was hoping to use my "you'd fly all the way here for little ol' me?" line] gogomomo: can u handle getin licked head to toe doe like an hour hun gettin worshiped? [can you handle the English language?] DD: Can you handle being real with me before I'd even think of letting you? gogomomo: i can i will tell u the truth i have a g/f but she doesnt like to have me go down or go down she hates oral

I Am Your Music
I Am Your Music i am your music You play me softly the gentle sounds of woods Your play me passionately a symphony of strings Your play me joyously the singing of piccolos You play me thoughtfully the tinkle of the piano You play me brutally the pounding of drums I am your music or are you mine?

First....
so im not big on the bloggin but wat the hell.. i really waznt a fan of fubar n my mom accuses me of being addicted..when she is!!! =P newayz 2nite i added shit n watnot so fuckin look at it! lol and ive decided just 4 this point n leveling shit..that ill stop denying every1s friend requests and actually add ppl...just 4 points... but people that r added better talk 2 me! i hate that bs... and yeah ppl in my family is really my family and ppl i fanned...r ppl i talk 2 atleast once a day and ppl i kno!! so..dont tell me 2 fan u er add u 2 my family..cuz if i dont kno u..i wont. simple. =]

Quote I Heard
So I heard a new quote this morning on Maxim radio. " Girls will date a guy a few times and then fuck him, Guys will fuck a girl a few times then make her his girlfriend if its good" I can see in society today where thats totally true, but of both sexes too I think.

Rose
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Come Back My Baby Girl
it has been two years since you have gone. you should be 2 today. i thaught it would get easier but it doesnt seem to be. i have spend most of the day crying. both of my neighbors have babies my best friend from school has a daughter.... why cant i have you? why cant you be here? why couldnt i even get an answer as to why you were taken from me. people tell me how sorry they are and that they understand my pain but it just frustrates me more. i would rather have people ask me is there anything i can do to cheer you up or take your mind off of it. gggrrrrrrr i am just frustrated and i am sorry if i hurt anyone in the process of it all.......................................................... i want the pain to stop is all

Written In 1985
From being left alone to hide From silent torture that resides From wishes never brought to bear On such a soul so unaware From poisoned bottle's fatal hold As liquid torture did unfold From brief love's ecstasy denied And the cloud that did reside

Chrissay
Friday, October 12, 2007 Voter Reg Dates in the 50 States & How to Be a Delegate [I removed the part about NY and NH's deadlines, because they were today, Oct. 12, and the "no wrap" feature was widening the blog to the point of being illegible. But this table of dates is courtesy of ..>..> ..>..> NUNCIO fka "X" Voter Registration Deadline..>..>..>..>..>..> State Party Change Deadline Voter Registration Deadline Primary Election Type Primary Election Date Registration Forms Alabama N/A Jan 26, 2008 Open Feb 5, 2008 Printable Form Alaska Jan 6, 2008 Jan 6, 2008 Modified Closed Feb 5, 2008 Printable Form Arizona Jan 7, 2008 Jan 7, 2008 Closed Feb 5, 2008 Online Form Printable Form Arkansas N/A Jan 6, 2008 Open Feb 5, 2008 Printable Form California Jan 21, 2008 Jan 21, 2008 Modified Closed Feb 5, 2008 Online & Printable Forms Colorado Jan 7, 2008 Jan 7, 2008 Closed Feb 5, 2008 Printable Form Connecticut Nov 6, 2007 Jan 22, 2008 Closed Feb 5, 2

My First Contest- Please Stop In
Ozzfanatic2's First Contest! He's bombed you and leveled you, so lets return that love!! Its a no ending date contest however he needs 125,000 comments and he will receive a Happy Hour!!So make sure to click the link and show him some Wicked Love!!

Yay Old Guy!!!
Good for him!!! Surprised CBS let him get away with this even though he's right Right on, Andy Rooney ! Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back: I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers.. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things ! like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens...Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, which is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE ? I think th

Why Men Do Not Write Advice Columns..
Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the back yard and heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found her unconscious. He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid her in bed, and began CPR. When she awoke she immediately began thanking him and kissing him and he was attempting to break free when I came back. But when I asked him why neither of them had any clothes on, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I woul

Against The Wall In My Stilettos (to Chris)
Last night I was bewitched. I was defenseless against his charms. Thoughts of it consume me. I was so bewildered at the talents this man possessed. He made my heart beat fast and slow at the same time. My thighs tremble at the mere thought of him inside me. When I close my eyes to relive it, It is nowhere near the same. The way this man made love to me is enough To drive me insane. I must have him again. Once more against the wall in my sthilettos. While the rain beats on my windowsill And the candle light flickers until it burns out. I get goose bumps when I think of how he touched me And where. There is this hunger for something that only he Can make me feel. God help me! All I can daydream about is him. His Intense blue eyes. His Strong jaw line. His chiseled shoulders, And his angular back. His powerful thighs and their potentially mind blowing thrusts. I can’t get those soft warm lips Or how they feel on my neck and breasts, Out of m

I Don't Want To Be In Love
The highs are oh so marvelous, But the lows, they tear your soul, The second that you lost, You knew you'd never be whole. A moment lost in time, But frozen in your mind, The two that said forever, Left that world behind. Her heart still beats for him, But nothing good can come, From the chaos they've created, The creatures they've become. She cannot stand the mirror, A reflective crown of thorns, Eyes once full of promise, So empty as she mourns. In younger days, she'd always pray, That love would find its way, She never once thought to ask, If it would come to stay. She gave her heart and came to learn, There is no guarantee, You roll the dice and take a chance, And hope it comes to be. Spirit tired, faith expired, She wants for love no more, She just prays that she will make it, Not drown before the shore.

Movie Trivia
Below is a quote from a movie (an older movie) if you know the name of the movie and the answer to the riddle, send me a private message. If you're correct you will get all my 11's for a day! Good luck. In my mind's eye, I see, three circles joined in priceless, graceful harmony. Two full as the moon, one hollow as a crown. Two from the sea, five fathoms down. One from the earth, deep under the ground. The whole, a mark of high renown. Tell me, what can it be?

Death Of A Bleeding Heart
Another day of falling. Here I am. Waiting and waiting. But all that does is leaves me here. As it only leads to my own decay. As through this gray sky falls rain. Laying in the gloom of today. As night skies are far away. Yet oh so much will I await. For the darkness to come and awaken me. Awaken the wicked self I hide within me. During the mornings shall I succeed. Yet as night gets closer. Harder is it to hide my truth. The truth so wickid. The truth so dark. Caused by the death of my bleeding heart. That was stabbed by the knives of my past. One by one all at once. Had they pierced my beating heart. As more and more the blood spilled to the floor. And then the pain did I feel no more. As still shall my heartless soul yet roam. Roam the ground, to be wicked and empty. As the skies are crying now. The tears formed as raindrops. That fall to the ground. The ground where my bloody heart lays. Buried and bleeds no more. For the numbness has set into my soul. To shield my pain and empty

I Miss Hal! (demonstar)
I MISS HAL (HUGH AKA DEMONSTAR) SO MUCH. HE IS AAT A PSHYC WARD RIGHT NOW. HIS LIFE IS PRETTY SHITTY RIGHT NOW. I AM THINKING AND PRAYING FOR HIM ALL THE TIME. iHOPE HE DOESNT HURT HIMSELF OR KILL HIMSELF OR MOVE OUT OF LA CROSSE. THEN I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SEE HIM AGAIN AND THAT WILL HURT ME REALLY BADLY. I LOVE YOU HUGH! EVEN THOUGH WE ARE JUST FRIENDS, I CARE ABOUT YOU MORE THAN ANYONE IN THIS WORLD (BESIDES MOMMY). I LOVE YOU. ALL MY LOVE.....LOVE LUISA

Hater Axx
This woman is going to peoples pages and rateing all there pics a 1 and than blocking them so they cant respond back to her she is a level 5. And she called my brother a spick when he defended dj.(thelatinro...: Sexxy_Beas...: spick) Dont let her talk to people that way on here she down rated DJ BABY BOY and used rasism against my brother for defending him. $DJ BABY BOY$ ~DJ FOR THE GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY & BOMBSQUAD~{ DIRTY SOUTH CREW}@ fubar and this is what she rated him... Sexxy_Beast420@ fubar· · Sexxy_Beast420 rated your photo a '1'! 32 min ago · Sexxy_Beast420 rated your photo a '1'! 32 min ago · Sexxy_Beast420 rated your photo a '1'! 33 min ago · Sexxy_Beast420 rated your photo a '1'! 33 min ago ~brought to you by $DJ BABY BOYS BOO$~ angel eyes CT wife to Jay 'bob vila' ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~@ fubar

Halloween Funnies...
Snagged from a much passed around mail... A Halloween Safety Public Service Announcement As we all prepare for the upcoming Halloween season, please take a few minutes to read some simple rules to help keep everyone safe. 1. Don't assume the telephone calls are coming from another house. 2. When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead. 3. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke. 4. Don't go into the basement to check the power when the lights go out! 5. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. However, it will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared. This also applies to kids who speak with somebody else's voice. 6. When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER split up and go it alone. 7. Don't have sex. Especially if you've noticed a few of your friend

So Far On Fubar ....that Kinda Rhymes Lol
So far it's been quite an experience here on Fubar...the good, bad and the ugly LITERALLY...It is refreshing to know that there are still very nice people who are willing to take the time to talk with you when you are down...across the many miles- there are wonderful people who will sit up with you til' 3 in the morning just to cheer you up-- you guys are wonderful! If it weren't for friends I don't know where I would be today...In my busy life as a Mom sometimes at night, when they are in bed, I could use a good laugh ...I get alof of them here ...looking through the mumms at night sometimes crack me up...Please realize that just because I post racy pictures it does not mean I want to get busy with you (laughs)...I am a big girl and learning to love myself all over again so I post them because I am proud of who I am...just had to say that.

Lynns Grandma
Ok so last nite when I got home there was a pic of Lynn on my phone it was so cute and proble the last one I will get I sent Missy a note saying she was cute but that the pics dont fill the viod we have because we are being denied to see her. Donnie added since we dont get visitation untill it is a your convience. Well not 5 mins later my phone rings and missy name comes up so I hand donnie the phone he answers it then hands it to be I am thinking that chicken shit bitch cant handle talking to the babys father but sure can get him drunk and fuck him then have his kids give the baby our daughters name. Anyhow so I get on and realize right away that it wasnt Missy it was her mother the bitch who had to have taught her everything she is doin. I stay polite and talk with the woman she tells me that we wont see the baby for the holidays that this is her grand baby and her first christmas with her I informed her that she had to see it from our side alot of words were exchanged Donnie said

Kurd For Life
here you sit you ass on a mic you aint got shit but that little red trike the one you ride when you aint on his dick cmere son ill make you my trick dont shed them tears it just aint cute they make you look like you a fruit you try and stand hard then fall back down pick youself up dust off that ground you got hit by the bitches hard now you wanna play that weak ass card do betta son i know you can you seem to be c's biggest fan follow his lead and come correct n you wont have these bitches puttin ass in check fall back son you about to be done squashed and finished ass on the run only thing runnin is the piss down ya leg when everyone sees youre ass been played you hide your face behind a hat if you a guy cant do that us bitches took ya level down cause you aint shit but bobo the clown you a steward fuggin dun dun dats right a steward fuggin dumb dumb when you wanna be a balla and do the damm thang on these dicks you just cant swang be a

Yes Please Do!
Good Morning All! I need a little bit of help and a lot of love shown! I have some amazing friends on here and I have a few of my guys who need some help! They are always there for me when I need them and I want to show them the love and respect that they need! They would love to level and I would love to help them! But, I can't do it all on my own so I am asking all of you to help! Can you please stop by and show them some love? Rate them, fan them, do whatever it takes. Thank you so much! And if you don't want to show some love can you at least repost this for me? *MUAH* Love always, Elizabeth P.S. careful ladies... these are some hotties:) Tattooed BadAss ~ Security @ 504 BOURBON STREET@ fubar pip1966@ fubar lc@ fubar

Some Love Quotes I Really Like
Communication Quotes "If you had one phone call to make before you died, who would you call, what would you say, and why are you WAITING?!" "Saying I love you is important, but not enough. Remember, love is a verb, an action word. Sometimes, passive because it happens to us, but also active, because we choose to do it." "You know you love someone when you cannot put into words how they make you feel." "I said that I would be all right, I said I would be fine, but once again I lied to you, and it's killing me inside." (This is ME to a T!) *************** Dream Quotes "Dreaming allows us to satisfy our desire without performing our task. It is always free to dream, but dreaming too much can also be harmful and might lead us to nightmares." "Whenever I want you, all I have to do... is dream." "You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? That's where I'll always love you, Peter Pan. That's where I'll be wait

Bank Bullsh*t Cont'd
Well.... after talking to the 13th supervisor at the bank, they finally admit that they were having technical difficulties with the debit cards between the hours of 1 am and 6 am. And, they will return the money to my acct. HOWEVER, they have no idea how long that will take.......... ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Ignorance.
Apparently people don't take into consideration that we are all different here. A Sword is a bit more than a knife. Learn the fucking difference. If a person posts a picture of a hand made japanese blade in a folder marked "Things I Like", have a little respect. I don't go around bitching at people posting pics of their guns just because I feel there is no honor in shooting someone. I carry a gun in the army because I have to. If I had the choice I wouldn't. But I can still show you my membership in the NRA because I believe in supporting the right to bear arms, and if guns come under attack, my swords won't be far behind. Additionally, if a person owns a genuine Japanese blade, it is for a reason. They do not come cheap. It is aomething very personal and special. Each of my blades have been blessed, and have tasted my blood in that blessing. Both my training and my religion take part in it. Pardon the fuck out of me if something I consider sacred is trivial to you.

The Worth Of A Woman
THE WORTH OF A WOMAN One Flaw In Women (you will see what it is in the end) Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come i

Will Someone Ever Break Me Down.
ok so the girl u may think u know isn't someone u might not want to know or even take the time to break down. i don't make thing easy for u i only let u know what i want u to know about me. i try to keep to myself when i can but i have been throw enough where just one wrong move and i could fight back or just walk away from u and never look back u could be nothing to me for all u know trusted me if iam not worth your time then your not worth mine if u fuck me over i fucking forget u just who iam if u don't care then i sure as hell don't care. i have been throw way to much give a fuck about u if u don't give a fuck about me i speak my mind i don't hold thing back if u make happy then that fine if u piss me off u will know. oh and one thing i have come to a thought about is wow my fucking temper has been getting bad again iam not nameing any names but in the last 6 months i can think of a good 3 times i have been so pissed that i have just want to beat the shit out of someone or somethin

Who Would Win In A Fight: Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan, Or Captain Jack Sparrow?
I have my money on... me. I would eat Captain Crunch, and then drink Captain morgan with Captain Jack Sparrow. When he got all drunk, I would cut off one of his dreadlocks and strangle him with it. I'd be like, "You forgot one thing, mate. I'm Caramello Koala!" Sorry, that was bad. It's a cool concept, I just delivered the whole thing terribly. I hate comedians who do that. They have really good ideas, but present them like shit and it makes me sick. Just look at this writing - terrible script. I even used the word "terrible" twice in one paragraph. I deserve to be beaten. If you live in the Atlanta area, gimme a call and we can arrange a time when you can bludgeon my face with zuccini bread. Why zuccini bread? What the hell is wrong with me? Captain Crunch tastes good, but it's really sharp and pointy on my delicate palate tissue. The best cereals are as follows: 1. Life 2. Cinnamon Life 3. Honey Graham Life 4. 2/3 Frosted Flakes, 1/3 regular flake mix I heard on the ra

Yahoo Convo With Cora
**note Justin is one of my Cora's friend that she has the hots for, James is her brother* Raven: omg wtf Cora: what Raven: i just got the weirdest fucking image in my head Raven: justin completely randomly showing up at your house after he says brb to you on the computer kicks in your bedroom door whips his dick out and goes daddy would you like some sausage Cora: LMFAO WTF OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Raven: worse part of the image....daddy is sitting on your bed talking to you as justin kicks in your door and after justin says it and looks and sees your dad he drops like a dead body faints Raven: dick still out Cora: lmfao Cora: omg Cora: hahahahahahahahah Raven: he gets a scared omg wtf was i think he is going to kill me i think i pissed myself face as he falls Cora: hahahahahahahah Raven: then after justin falls daddy looks and you goes anyways then yall go back to what yall were talkin about Cora: lol thats daddy Raven: lol Raven: he kinda shook his head a little

What's With Airplane Food?
So what's with airplane food? Huh? I mean, is it even food? It tastes more like garbage. Speaking of garbage, what's with garbagemen? Who could do that? What a stinky job. Speaking of stinky jobs, one time I hadn't showered in two weeks and I still convince a girl to suck my grimy pisscock. She was a little drunk at the time, and maybe a little bit high on rohypnol, but I consider it a fair play because I drank roofies as well. It's not like I did anything wrong. After all, it was her decision to come to the funeral, not mine. I'm not the one who killed her grandmother two nights prior. Perhaps it was me who gave the old bag an orgasm which caused the heart attack, but that doesn't make me directly responsible. She should have gotten her heart checked out before going to work that night. I hate people that blame me for their problems. "Waa, boohoo, my mom died, I'm pregnant, give me child support." Fuck you. So a guy has sex with his girlfriend's sister the week

The Weathered Old Barn
A stranger came by the other day with an offer that set me to thinking. He wanted to buy the old barn that sits out by the highway. I told him right off he was crazy. He was a city type, you could tell by his clothes, his car, his hands, and the way he talked. He said he was driving by and saw that beautiful barn sitting out in the tall grass and wanted to know if it was for sale. I told him he had a funny idea of beauty. Sure, it was a handsome building in its day. But then, there's been a lot of winters pass with their snow and ice and howling wind. The summer sun's beat down on that old barn till all the paint's gone, and the wood has turned silver gray. Now the old building leans a good deal, looking kind of tired. Yet, that fellow called it beautiful. That set me to thinking. I walked out to the field and just stood there, gazing at that old barn. The stranger said he planned to use the lumber to line the walls of his den in a new country home he's building down the road.

Example Of How Guns Actually Stop Crime
Example of how guns actually STOP crime ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Wndy [WTC7 = WTF?] Date: 19 Oct 2007, 10:31 No, the cops cannot be everywhere at once to "protect us". From: don AlliDate: Oct 19, 2007 9:47 AMFrom: Leo/FightNWO-Lone Wolf Date: Oct 19, 2007 8:35 AM Ron Paul on the Second Amendmenthttp://youtube.com/watch?v=xdxTg9x3Mbg ..----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Troy 4 Ron Paul '08Date: Oct 19, 2007 8:15 AMCouple Make Burglar Clean Up at Gunpointhttp://apnews.myway.com/article/20071019/D8SC05M80.htmlOct 18, 9:03 PM (ET)MONTGOMERY, Ala. (AP) - A burglar in Montgomery chose the wrong family to mess with, literally. Adrian and Tiffany McKinnon returned home on Tuesday after a week away to find that thieves had emptied almost everything the family of five owned, Tiffany McKinnon said through tears."Tears just rolled down my face as I walked in and saw everything gone and piles of trash all over m

A Ruff Month!!
ALOT OF MY FAM, FRIENDZ, & FANZ ARE ASKIN ME AM I OK & WHTZ WRONG...WELL HERE GOEZ, SEPT & OCT ARE VERY RUFF MONTHZ 4 ME SEPT IZ MY MOMZ B-DAY (R.I.P) & OCT IZ MY LIL GIRLZ & I B-DAYZ(WERE A DAY APART).THA THING WIT THAT IZ I DONT GET TA C MY LIL GIRL----HATEFUL ASS BABY MAMA...LONG STORY, SO THESE TWO MONTHZ ARE THA MONTHZ THAT I KEEP TA MYSELF & TRY TA STAY STRONG ABOUT THA WHOLE THING, BUT I GETZ HELLA HARD AT TIMEZ, SO DONT THINK I LOVE U ALL ANY LESS THIS IZ JUST HOW I DEAL WIT THINGZ THIZ MAJOR 2 MY HEART, SO DONT BE CROSS WIT ME.

Have You Ever Wondered??
why we all go thru the things we do just to get to the final destination?? have you ever wondered what a blind person really sees in their hearts??? have you ever wondered if someone comes into your life what that reason was to begin with? so many wonders that have no other reason but to say hummmmm..

Raining Cats And Frogs?
Raining Cats and Frogs? Okay, so it may not be raining cats but it definitely rains frogs occasionally and it's been reported all over the world. You may have seen it rain frogs on such TV shows as The X-Files. The most likely explanation made by meteorologists is that a near-by wind storm sucked them up and after moving them many miles, spits them back out again. You decide for yourself where these little guys come from. * In the summer of 1926, a young caddie at a local golf course recorded this "frog fall". here had been a drought that summer and the fairways were brown and dried up. One afternoon, a sudden storm came up and a terrific thunderstorm followed. Rain came down in torrents and with it frogs about the size of nickels. They were alive and jumping and there were thousands of them. The golfers and the young man couldn't believe their eyes as they watched thousands of frogs rain down from the sky. W.A. Walker, Evansville Indiana (Camden, Arkansas Ne

For Slave Princess
I need your help bad. I have a goal to reach godfather. Please help by at least fanning, rating and adding me. I can use all the help I can get! I does not have to far to go. ~Slave Princess~ Owner of ~Castle Secrets~@ fubar Please allow me to introduce my lounge to you! Castle Secrets is the first Fubar dungeon, where everyone of like minds can come together and enjoy each other's company without hassle, drama, discrimination, or anything to worry about! Stop in, say hi, and hang out and get to know each other! Promising to be one of the hottest lounges to hit fubar, just click on the banner to enter! Joining or not is strictly up to you! Stop by, say hi, show us some love, and let us know what you think! Introducing Castle Secrets!@ fubar

Women,photos And Comments
I dont know about anyone else but sometimes I find the internet a strange place to meet people. I've been on the planet now for almost half a century and am having to learn a whole new etiquette. For you women out there, you have to know that men are visually stimuluted. We are genetically geared that way. So whatever your photos emphasize, we are going to see and clue in on. If you emphasize your eyes, thats what we will see, if you emphasize your breasts or legs, we will clue in on that. So if you get comments about your photos from men that you dont like, dont freak, we're are just responding to your advertisement. We're probably not intentionally trying to upset or offend you. I know I have made a faux pas,with no intent to offend, it happens. I know, I've seen me do it. But ladies,you posted the photos so you know men are going to look. You ultimately get the results your looking for.

Zen Orange
Do you see this orange? Large and round and ripe Harvested from her emerald womb Surrounded by many siblings--just waiting for their birth Her skin silky yet dimpled The color of the golden sun from which her nourishment came Can you feel her mothers love as you peel back the layers of her flesh? Pulling apart her sections Buldging and juicy Stickey sweet from the water which she drank Licking your fingers can you taste the sun, the rain, the earth from which she came?

Annoyed
I come home from work, I see a new member of fubar w/o no picture joins under my profile. I have no idea who this person is...It is scary. I am annoyed and scared so I left it that, am I nuts or worrying?? Any opinions.,,I just had a non member I have no idea who it is, I'm really paranoid, not sure who they are or anything. I blocked them, since I don't know who they are. Is that a bit scary to think like that??? Any ideas on what to do?? Please comment me on opinions or comments. Thanks family/friends. Love ya. That is there homepage link: *Smiles*@ fubar It just drives me nuts, they add me , I have NO IDEA WHO THE HELL THEY ARE!!!

I'm A Dj!!!
I am now a DJ for a wbsite site called Provocative Radio!!! WTF, who would have thought? me a DJ...lol, anyways, I'm on air Wed and Sat nights from 7pm-9pm. The other DJs are awesome and have took me under their wing so check out DJ Blazin, DJ Sticky and DJ Plato. There is a schedule on the site to say who is on air when, we are also looking for other DJ's as well:D So come check us out@ http://www.provocativeradio.com/_sgg/f10000.htm Thanks and hope you can tune in for some great tunes!!! DJ Midnight

36b
36B chest I say no every time you ask me 'cause I think my size 36B chest isn't big enough for that kind of play.But after that amazing orgasm you just gave me and seeing the look on your face as you're straddling my waist and the huge hard on you have, asking again I say yes. A huge smile comes to your face as your reach for the baby oil beside the bed, pouring some into the palm of your hands, and then rubbing them together to warm it. You lean forward and rub it on to my tits caressing and teasing as you do. I take your cock in my hand stroking it while you get my tits all oiled up. When you do you move forward placing your cock between my tits then I push them together wrapping it in them. You start to move up and down slow at first and every time you come up I lick the head of your cock with my tongue, sometimes giving it a quick suck. I'm watching your face and the expression on it is sheer pleasure. Your strokes start to pick up speed I push my tits together a little harde

Life's Lesson
Sometimes, humor is the best teacher. One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotte

Poem16
myth in my head that is what you are, something that never was and never will be real. a dream of what i want someone to be like with me and no one else, ever. thats why your still the only one who can make me tremble at the sight of you. all the others were just a passing thing never something permanent for me to hold onto.

Kinky Ideas Part 1
I couldn’t resist... 41 ways to spice up your sex life 1: Since what you eat and drink hours before sex strongly affects the way you taste, try to keep your diet somewhat bland. Alcohol, garlic, saturated fats, soy sauce and spicy foods give your secretions a bitter taste. Less spicy foods give you a more neutral taste and sugary foods will leave a sweet memory on the tongue. 2: Use birth control. Sex is much more enjoyable when any anxieties about pregnancy or contracting a sexually transmitted disease is put to rest. 3: Next time you suffer from a headache or bad PMS, don't avoid sex. Studies have proven that the release of endorphins is a powerful painkiller. 4: Don't let condoms interrupt your sexual extravaganza. Make putting the condom on part of foreplay. If you want to put it on your partner, try holding it very gently in your mouth, with the opening facing out. Then, use your lips and tongue to gently roll it down your lover's penis. Just make sure you

October 23, 2007
It's a good day for dates, job interviews and any other situation that demands a lot from you. It's simple for you to read people and tell them what they want to hear, or spin the truth the right way.

Loves Pain
I know your heart is lonely. I know your pain inside. I wish there was something I could say, Other than it will be alright. I know how much she ment to you. How you loved her from deep within. How you tried with everything, Giving mostly from your heart. They say if you love something, then we must set it free. If it returns to you, Then it is ment to be. Love is very complicated. Something that is never sure. It is a risk we all take, To see where it may go. I will always be here for you, A friend when you are in need. Just allow yourself this process. So that you maybe set free. Once it is over, And you have had the time to mend. Love will find you again, And you will be able to let it in. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved.

Life Sucks
I am so sick of people. I hate the fact that i am nice to people. I am too nice. Ok so i do everything for a friend of mine and she helps me out every once in awhile. But what pisses me off she always calls me when i leave and asks all kinds of questions like she has no life. So i texted her earlier and asked her where she was cause i was gonna see if she wanted to come over. Well she sends me a message back asking me why i need to know where she is all the time. Cocking a attitude. So me going through alot lately and having some anger issues not being able to control it, i flipped and yelled at her. SO she says all kinds of crazy shit like i am doing wrong and shit in my life. Whatever that means. And ok so she has been watching my daughter while i work and she was going to watch my daughter while i join the military. Now she is all like you need to find someone to watch your daughter. Even though i have watched her two dogs repeatedly. The first time i charged her cause they are a ha

Homosexuality Is Not Genetic!
Some people believe that if you don't like that lifestyle. That you are Homophobic. That is not true. Homophobia is the FEAR of Homosexuality. People that are AFRAID of Homosexuality. Look at the word! Homo-PHOBIA. A Phobia is an uncontrollable, irrational, and persistent fear of a specific object, situation, or activity. I don't like mushrooms... But that doesn't mean I have Mycophobia (Fear of Mushrooms). I also don't like bees but that doesn't mean I have Apiphobia (Fear of bees). So next time someone says they don't like that lifestyle choice *and believe me.. It IS a lifestyle choice* Use your brain. As for everyone that believes that people are born gay. Saying that homosexuality is genetic. You can't change your genes. So how do you explain ex-gays who are now completely straight and some of whom are happily married? Thing of it is, the gay-rights bunch is basing their whole argument on a non-existent genetic factor. It's genetic, they sa

~~wicked Storm Crew~~ October 23/24th~~bombing And News Updates~~
Wicked Storm Crew! )o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o( ~*~WSC~*~ Wicked Storm Crew!!!~*~WSC~*~ )o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o( News and Updates Have you been to our lounge yet?? Its coming along great and Rain has loaded some great tunes into our Jukebox, stumble on in!! Here's the link: http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=51133 )o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o( Do you have your Halloween costume ready yet?? My understanding is pick a character and upload the pic as your primary, many lounges are having contests and all you have to do is show up! The Short Bus Lounge is one that will be giving prizes all day. Speaking of the short bus....There are still a good many spaces left on our bus which is #7, If you have not been added and would like to ride, visit Jokers Wild and comment the blog that pertains to us. Joke®s Wild™ - Look I got B00bz - Engaged to DJ Lacey@ fubar Bombing for Tonight & Tomorrow Morning!

All These Feelings
All these feelings I can not hide You turn your head Misdriected anger,your sorrow, my pain You look away I'm scared, can't you see? I'm scared for us; for me You say nothing On my knees, I'm weak and i feel torn You push me down I can't talk to you; your pain, saddness; taken in stride I turn my head We yearn for words, to believe they true, meant for one another And I say nothing On your knees, pleading to god, to regain a love you lost i push you down and let the tears fall We once were love, you are sorrow and I feel your pain So turn your head... As we slowly, unkowingly walk away By: Me

Re: Reader Alert! Forced Evacuate Reports On La Indymedia
RE: Reader Alert! Forced Evacuate Reports on LA INDYMEDIA ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: alex Date: 24 Oct 2007, 01:46 Guys, keep your eyes peeled on this fire story! Four fires were started at the same time. FEMA is moving in to help just a week after announcing that they have set up a force ready to take on a wide variety of natural and man made disasters. Chertoff is plastered all over our TV sets ready to be the savior. We just got done with Topoff 4, a fear based exercise that tests federal response through Emergency declarations and succession of government. Monitor the Guard's treatment of people during this event. It is our job as indymedia reporters, and readers. In a crisis, the indymedia world needs to set aside differences and work as a team. Here in Portland, I'm am about to launch a "DAY AFTER" preparation group in Portland. Let me know if you have some ideas. The following is one of the latest MAINSTREAM reports on the fire and it

Bondage And Babble
Bondage & Babble (full version) So much to let out yet; not wanting to, Pentup rage, hatered, and bitterness. Swirl in a mist behind my eyes, No one looks long enough to notice. Never brave enough to see past a fake smile, Lost and fucking confussed everyday. Going through "acceptable" motions, "Happy" is so easy to fool those around. With no one caring to find me, I'll keep fucking each day up in silence. Playing this bullshit game, Slipping further into my fucking misery. Seeking myself for way to long, Losing my way admist all this shit. Seeing nothing, feeling nothing, losing everything. Fucked from my first breath. Longing for my soul mate, To take my hand and tell me I'll be O.K. Even with my soul torn in a million pieces, Being broken and scared. Everyone around never hears me, Pretending to give a fuck. Just to make themselves feel better, Thinking their good deed is done. Who else will think they know me? NO ONE 'cause I don't know me

Too Much
too much to think about, pain to cope with, that hasn't been resolved. too many feeling colliding, apologies to make, friends to discard. how can you be happy when there are too many unsolved problems to fix? why do we always make it harder than it has to be? who can we trust if we don't even trust ourselves enough to be who we really are? when are all my problems going to disappear and give me some peace of mind?

How To Give A B... J..
How to give your man the best blow job Most men think that all women are born knowing how to give a good blow job. This is actually far from true; many women aren't sure how to give a good blow job. For instance some women believe that biting the penis feels good but most men will tell you otherwise. Most men don't like the feeling of teeth on their penis. Teeth can create discomfort and can possibly tear the skin if you are not careful. To minimize any discomfort from teeth try tucking your lips over your teeth before giving a blow job. To practice this technique, try placing your lips together with your teeth apart. Then open your lips slowly and keep your teeth apart and that should work perfectly. Another aspect of giving a good blow job is lubrication. Most people tend to use their own saliva as lubrication. When practicing safe sex and your using a condom for fellatio, try an un-lubricated brand because lubricated brands most of the times have a bad taste. If you prefer

My New Little Picture Game
okay so i'm bored nothing new on that one so i came up with something i'm gonnn post a pic in my blog that i found or like for anyone too see i'll probly post every 10mins just depends on how bored i am... i think this picture is very colorfully and pretty

One Of The Many Ways Of Sex
So, someone made me think this evening about phone sex. I personally am not for it. I don't care if you do it. More power to you if it works for you, it just doesn't work for me. They don't have casual sex or have partners solely for sex so they substitute with phone sex. That's admirable, keeps em safe, but that's just constant masturbation. Don't get me wrong, I've done it a time or two many moons ago, but I need the satisfaction of skin on skin. The taste, see, feel and all the other sensations it brings with it. You can't kiss a phone and that is an important part of it. In case you are wondering, yes I've had and still have kiss less sex.. makes me remember of that scene in pretty Woman when Julia ROberts says kissing makes it personal. So.. what do YOU think? Is it worth the hassle of holding the phone with one hand while pleasing yourslef with the other or would you rather just play alone?

Warning, There Is Subtle Humor And Sarcasm Here
Okay, so a week ago y Sunday, I met a person on here that is...believe it or not...a model and she is attracted to me...uh huh! You got it. Not only that, within like 20 minutes she told me how wonderful I am, how she has just decided to retire from modeling, at 23 years old, and wants to have a husband. She is a Christian and wants a Christian husband who is a man of God. And I am just exactly what she wants. Within 45 minutes she professes undying love for me, when a call comes in from her agent. It's obvious to me by then after practically a lifetime (45 minutes) together, this is THE One. After all her picture happened to be the very same picture one of my friends has on her profile on Tagworld. The resemblance was utterly stiking, you would never have been able to tell them apart. Must have been twins born to different parents. And you know what, her agent called, she just has one more job that will pay her $60,000 when she gets back and she's going to share it all with me as w

October 25, 2007
You may be just a tiny bit freaked out over a situation that is largely out of your hands. There's no use worrying over something you can't control, so do your best to refocus and calm down through the day.

Jezebel Tempting As Fine Art
If you want your own piece of Jezebel Tempting as art... then you need to go check out this place. If you go to www.lifestyleimages.org then click the Galleries button on the left then click through the age statement then finally click the fetish button, you'll see the galleries with Jezebel Tempting images on them.

Lyrics Only- Lacrymosa
"Lacrymosa" Out on your own, Cold and alone again. Can this be what you really wanted, baby? Blame it on me, Set your guilt free. Nothing can hold you back now. Now that you're gone, I feel like myself again. Grieving the things I can't repair and willing... To let you blame it on me, And set your guilt free. I don't want to hold you back now love. I can't change who I am. Not this time, I won't lie to keep you near me. And in this short life, there's no time to waste on giving up. My love wasn't enough. And you can blame it on me, Just set your guilt free, honey. I don't want to hold you back now love.

Frozen Tushie
ok, that was a big mistake....my friends 2 german sheppards got out and i had to chase them down....bad part it's colder than a witches tit on a mid night flight and i only had my t shirt on....never and I mean NEVER gonna do that again. I didn't even have on my shoes.... brrrrrr... now i'm gonna go jump in a hot shower...drink some hot chocolate and try to warm my poor frozen ass up...yell if ya wanna help...lol

October 26, 2007
You need to deal with the most important business first today. Once all the essentials are out of the way, you ought to have plenty of time to take care of any other activities that you've been meaning to deal with.

Feel Good About Life, Give It Positive Effect.
ef•fect 1: PURPORT, INTENT b: basic meaning :ESSENCE 2: something that inevitably follows an antecedent (as a cause or agent) 3: an outward sign : APPEARANCE 4: ACCOMPLISHMENT, FULFILLMENT 5: power to bring about a result : INFLUENCE Friday, October 26, 2007 Feel good about life When you can change things for the better, do it. When you're unable to make any changes in the way things are, you still can change the way you feel. And your feelings will end up changing your world. Because your feelings have an effect on what you do from moment to moment. The person you feel like being is the person you will become. The life you most feel like living is the life you will find yourself experiencing. Feel good about your life, and almost immediately your life will begin to align with that feeling. In each area, on every level, you'll start creating the results that validate and fulfill the feelings. It may at first seem ridiculous or impossible to feel

Susan Storm Halloween Costume
Susan Storm Halloween Costume Shop for halloween costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! You can go as Susan Storm this year by wearing a Susan Storm Halloween Costume. In the United States, Halloween has become the sixth most profitable holiday (after Christmas, Mother's Day, Valentines Day, Easter, and Father's Day). In the 1990s, many manufacturers began producing a larger variety of Halloween yard decorations; prior to this a majority of decorations were homemade. Some of the most popular yard decorations are jack-o'-lanterns, scarecrows, witches, orange and purple string lights, inflatable decorations (such as spiders, pumpkins, mummies and vampires), and animatronic window and door decorations. Other popular decorations are foam tombstones and gargoyles. Halloween is now the United States' second most popular holiday (after Christmas) for decorating; the sale of candy and costumes are also extremely common during the holiday,

Plz Rate My Pics/so I Could Add More
I WILL RETURN THE FAVOR..PROMISE...I NEED TO ADD MORE PICTURS..BUT I NEED TO LEVEL UP..HELP ME PLZ Shot with EX-Z70 at 2007-10-21 Shot with EX-Z70 at 2007-10-21 Shot with EX-Z70 at 2007-10-21 Shot with EX-Z70 at 2007-10-20 I WOULD LOVE IT IF Shot at 2007-10-20 COME 2 MY PAGE AND RATE SOME PICS IF U GET A MIN..THANK U

The Erotic Adventures Of Lois Lane A
The Erotic Adventures Of Lois Lane by Ann Douglas The following is a work of erotic fiction and includes scenes of sexual activity. It includes characters that are copyrighted by DC Comics. This story is intended for the non-commerical enjoyment of fans and should be considered a parody . No copyright infringement is intended and no profit will be made from the distribution of this story. Part One The brown tressed woman hit the brakes hard as she brought her car to a sudden stop at the corner of Bessolo Boulevard and Reeves Lane, sending her short shoulder length hair in every direction. After hearing the first reports of the jewelry store robbery on her police scanner, the Daily Planet reporter had raced across town at a speed far exceeding the posted limits. A fact that didn't interest any of the almost fifty officers spread out in front of her along Bessolo Boulevard. Their attention was centered instead on the front of Larson

Stolen From A Mumm
smallest cock!... biggest wallet... most bitches in bed.. oh wait... men do that already... um... most rejections... biggest fingers...for the ladies... the least teeth.. for the southerners.. worst drama.... fattest ass..... nicest ass... ladies only need apply fattiest foods... for the thinly impaired nicest nose hairs... nicest but crack.. for the gals and plumbers... nastiest tongue.... for the porn stars and wannabes... most abused by women.... for the men... sexiest armpit stubbles... for the folks with a fetish.... hottest midget.... for superman231 horniest donkey... for rev tinniest nipples.... for the boob impaired saggiest boobs... for the elderly hottest toe jam..... for the other fetish folks hairiest bush .... for the 70's crowd best tasting peanut butter..

Weekend Iii
Cutting off the water from the shower as we slowly dry each other off...sliding back the shower curtain and stepping out from the tub..watching in the mirror as a kiss and nibble on your neck as my fingers pull and squeeze your lovely brown nipples...still moist from the shower we go into the living room...you see a video camera with cables running to my big screen TV...using the remote to turn on the TV the screen shows us both naked on the couch...pulling you to me and licking on those brown hard nipples as stroke my hardening cock with your hands...turning you around towards the camera and stroking and caressing that lovely body of yours...making a show for both of us to enjoy...watching the screen as my fingers stroke your clit and slowly tease the inside of your wet pussy...you whisper in my ear, " lie back and let me taste you"...I stretch out on the couch as you move the camera and zoom in on my cock...climbing on top of me.I see your face on the TV as you smile and kiss the he

What Should I Do?
what should i do when my heart belongs to a marine but im not with him anymore? and i like someone else? can someone tell me what i can do? id love the comments from this blong i just dont know what to do anymore im soo confused lol someone please tell me what i should do about this

Moving
Hey everyone I would like to let yall know that Ill be moving really soon...like Thursday...and I wont be on very much at all...I dont have a computer but my husband is telling me he will get me one as soon as possible but I can get on when he is at home since he has a laptop...Im going to miss everyone...and hopefully I will be missed too lol....Ill miss my good friends off here and you all know who you are...thanks you for all the help and support that I got from you all...your all loved...and I will miss all of you...keep fubar real while im gone and make sure u put the haters in thier place. Horny and Monkey I hope yall have a wonderful time together... Dave...keep it real babe and dont change b4 i get back... Missy...I will never forget about you...and you better come and see me im just moving to the other side of the river... Tank...its been real...hope everything works out for you...call me sometime....ill give u my number... Terri...when i get up there we nee

Help Godmother Her
PLEASE HELP LADYGRAY GODMOTHER SHE HAS 389,347 TO LEVEL CLICK THE PIC OR TEXT WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE? GO HELP HER GODMOTHER!!! ~*ღLadygrayღ*~ fubar HELP ME GODMOTHER THIS PIMPOUT BROUGHT TO YOU BY: ~Seductive Princess Fu-Fiancee to Ser William and Slave Princess Co-Owner of Castle Secrets fubar

Depressed
Just so you all know that Jason and I are I guess no longer together. This is a very very hard time for me, I won't be here much but you can find me at myspace ( see my previous blogs for the addresses) Thanks to all, I love you ` Heather

Re: Missing Girl...repost
href='http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vcHJvZmlsZS5teXNwYWNlLmNvbS9pbmRleC5jZm0/ZnVzZWFjdGlvbj11c2VyLnZpZXdwcm9maWxlJmZyaWVuZGlkPTE3MzM0NzgwMSZNeVRva2VuPTRjNmYxMWZlLTMwMmEtNDU2Ny1iN2RjLTlmOTA3NDM4NTk3NQ=='>Dine EyesDate: Oct 28, 2007 4:21 AMI'm still looking for my daughter. She's been missing since Friday, 10/26/07. Last time I seen her was Friday morning at 7 a.m. she left for school. Later that morning I call the school see if she attend but they said no so she ditch again I thought but she didn't come home and then I knew she ran away. She is only 13 and she has a boyfriend name Carlos and is 19 but played me and family and other friends of mine at being 14. Yes, he lied to us and my daughter lied to me about his age. At this time I want my baby back in arms. I have been told some ideal where she might have gone. One of them is San Francisco becasue the boyfriend has friends over there and been offer a job and other place is Phoenix too same thing. I only pray that she

It's Her Big Day!!!!
This is Penny a sweet friend of mine that happens to be one of my Fubar Family Members.... She is so sweet and always willing to help others out. It's her Birthday show her some love!!! Here is her link:D ~*GORDON AND PANTHER GIRL FOREVER*~@ fubar

Just Another Poem
The very first time I saw you, Was special how we met. You took me by complete surprise. I knew my heart was set. Although I made a fast approach, Our friendship grew and grew. I realized how deep I cared, But the feeling I felt was new. In time I became attached to you. From a hug, I wouldn't let go. I soon saw how close we were, And the feeling was good to know. For you, I wrote sweet letters and songs. You were on my mind all day. The thought of sleeping was nowhere near, Unless I knew you were okay. It hit me then, what I was in - A unique and precious love. For the person I said was only mine, Was an angel sent from above. The minutes without you turned into days, And the seconds with you flew fast. I could only wish to see you more, And make each moment last. The times I spent with you, Were what made my heart complete. I knew one thing for sure, Without you, my future was obsolete. And now, we love just the same, As it doubles day by da

Recovery Is A Bitch
Yeah, so I didn't think recovering from surgery would be this hard, but it is. Off my hardcore painkillers now, just waiting for my scars to heal and to get back to my normal self. I follow up with my surgeon on wednesday and if he gives me the go ahead, I'll be back in WF by that weekend. Anywho, just wanted to let everyone know that I survived. Later y'all!

Hope
As you lay on your bed, Unable to move, unable to eat, Thinking of your fate as the days go by, The depression lingers and it can't be beat. But amidst the torment of it all, Lies a beacon of light that shines Into the darkness inside your body, Feeling the warmth, you'll be fine. A circle of hope lies within, Deep inside, your soul will heal your body, Lend to me your hand, as we both help each other, For I am that beacon of light. Don't ever give up, Cause there are some people here to help you, There is hope waiting, And waiting is a virtue.

Southern Gentleman
Shhhhh I'm pimpin him out! He has about 500K to get to HENCHMAN, let's help him. He is the type of person that would help us out if we asked, so let's go and help him out!! Here's his link....spank him and spank him hard...he won't mind : Southern Gentleman ~~ Gotti Family Member~~ Truly Take The Time To See The Inside Of A Person@ fubar This pimp out brought to you by JeNn % Demon Crew %@ fubar

Love
Love is not an emotion. it is a constantly changing state of emotions. Not felt for an instance or from time to time but at all times. Whether it be while next to them or thousands of miles away. Love Is... fear, of ever seperating from them. patience, which is never exhausted on them. lonileness, felt at all instances of their abscence. motivation, to better ourselves so we may better serve them. anxiety, of how our actions will be viewed through their eyes. comfort, brought by their slightest touch. security, when looking at everyday being spent with no other. confusion, as we look at our lives without them. freedom, only had when wrapped tightly in their arms. dissapointment, in ourselves when our actions do not meet their approval. hurt, whenever we are the source of their tears. desire, to protect them from any dangers they will face. inability, to hide the truth when looking in their eyes. happiness, never felt before

Entry For October 30, 2007/ Faeries Part 1
Definition of faeries Faerie : from the Latin term for "fate" (fata), faeries (or fairies) are a "host of supernatural beings and spirits who occupy a limbo between earth and heaven" (Guiley). This is in recognition of the skill faeries had in predicting and even controlling human destiny. Faeries could be either good or evil creatures, and at various points in history have been confused with witches and demons Fay or fey is the archaic term for faerie meaning bewitched or enchanted. This word derives from 'Fays' meaning Fates, and thought to be a broken form of Fatae. 'Fay-erie' was first a state of enchantment or glamour, and was only later used for the fays who wielded those powers of illusion. The state of enchantment is fayerie, which became fairy and faerie. Other terms : Fair Folk is a welsh name, often used in litterature and in scandinavian myths. Good Neighbours is from Scotland. It had its origin in a desire to give no unnecessary offense. The `folk' might be

Re: Malkin's Flagging Site Defends "dirt-sniffing" Neocon
RE: Malkin's Flagging Site Defends "Dirt-Sniffing" Neocon ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Alex Jones Date: 30 Oct 2007, 12:13 Malkin's Flagging Site Defends "Dirt-Sniffing" Neocon Over Ludicrous Ron Paul / Alex Jones Theories Here's the long story cut short for those readers who have been paying more attention to what goes on in the real world than in the desperate "it's too late to back out now" world of frothing neocon bootlickers. http://infowars.net/articles/october2007/301007Dirt-Sniffing.htm

Keep Yoru Fingers Crossed For Me ... If You Would
Tomorrow is the big day .. going to the doc's to have that lump i found taken out . and checked of course .. im a lil nervous and stuff about this . one because of the lump itself . the other reason is last time i had surgery .. i didnt fair too well and ended up almost being put into a damn nursing home cuz of a stroke .. so if you can . please .. keep me in your prayers that all will be good on the home front tomorrow and the next week or so .. going to take a few days to get the results of everything back .. Thanks all .. have a wonderful evening .. im gonna go soak in a hot bath and relax ... try to get things off my mind a lil .. Lots'a luv to all my friends xoxox Wen :)

10 Thoughts To Ponder
10 THOUGHTS TO PONDER Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky..... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 - Why does a "slight tax increase" cost you two hundred dollars and a "substantial tax cut" saves you thirty cents? Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird a

Why Did I Get Myself Into This Again???
Today was one of those days that makes me hate myself for getting back into my current line of work. It was a slow day. I think I had 4 tables all night. I know for a fact that I am a GREAT waitress. I have been told it many times and have years and years of experience. The night really started to go bad when this family of three was sat down in my section. They ordered some expensive meals and as per usual...my timing with the salads, bread, and even the meals was perfect. According to the customers the food was excellent and I was a great waitress with a wonderfully refreshing personality. I brought them their bill which was like $65, ran their credit card through and told them to leave our copy on the table. I go back after they leave to clean the table. They stiffed me!!!! Excellent food?? A great waitress??? NO TIP???? You have got to be fucking kidding me!!!! 15% is state law. By law I should have gotten at least $9.75. I hate people like that. I hate people that are cheap ass

Gruesome Holloween Decorations
This year's halloween decorations may not just spook you, they might turn your stomach. Next to the standard witches, ghosts and black cats, many specialty stores and catalogs are selling creepily realistic corpses, severed limbs and butchered body parts. One catalog advertises an animated ghoul who can vomit into a barrel on cue (special order only, $2,750). An online company sells a Tortured Torso Prop (for $149) you can lean near your front door to welcome trick-or-treaters. Whatever happened to jack-o'-lanterns and Casper the Friendly Ghost? From costumes and props to indoor and outdoor home decorations and table settings, experts and retailers agree that Halloween is turning to the dark side, becoming gorier, more violent and more adult. "This year we are moving away from costumes and more into gory props, because the consumer demand is growing," said Jessica Lutoff, a marketing analyst for Fright Catalog, an online and catalog Halloween retailer. With steady growth in sales, the

The Plight Of The Plain Woman
I think like a man but feel like a woman. That's bad. It means I want what I know I can't have. Of course saying that will both amuse and annoy any man reading this - "What a twat this girl is!" So, I will admit that am not scientifically minded; I do not have a Marvel comic book collection and I would not be able to explain what it was that should cause your car to have broken down. However, I have been obsessed with tits for as long as I can remember! You stand Charlize Theron with her knickers in a twist next to a starving orphan and it would be her I'd want to help out. I'm not suggesting that this is what all men are like (and I say that purely to avoid getting into trouble and not because I mean it), I am saying that if I were a man I would fit all of the worst stereotypes of men. I would be an asshole. I would be a misogynist. I would be emotionally retarded and I would attach myself to no-one. I would rather understand how people work than how they feel. I would

Daily Horoscope: Libra For October 31,2007
You may need to check in with your family, if only to confirm plans. It's a good time to build stronger bonds with those who may have drifted a bit. A gentle touch is all you need to make it happen.

Halloween Safety Tips Not!
1. Don't assume the telephone calls are coming from another house. 2. When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead. 3. Never read a book of demon-summoning aloud. 4. Don't go into the basement to check the power when the lights go out. 5. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. However, it will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared. This also applies to kids who speak with somebody else's voice. 6. When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER split up and go it alone. 7. Don't have sex. Especially if you've noticed a few of your friends are missing! 8. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open a portal to Hell. 9. Never stand in, on, or above a grave, tomb, or crypt. This would apply to any other house of the dead as well. 10. If you're searching for something which caus

What Historical Figure Are You?
You are Cleopatra Beautiful and Charming. You are able to persuade anyone to do anything you would like, because of your hotness and charisma. You are an expert in gaining power over anyone you choose. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

A True Boyfriend
i read this and 3/4 of the time this is what we want as a true boyfriend the little things matter not the big things If i dont call you [ Its because im waiting for you to call me ] When i walk away from you mad [ Follow me ] When i stare at your mouth [ Kiss me ] When i push you or hit you [ Grab me and dont let go ] When i start cussing at you [ Kiss me and tell me you love me ] When im quiet [ Ask me whats wrong ] When i ignore you [ Give me your attention ] When i pull away [ Pull me back ] When you see me at my worst [ Tell me im beautiful ] When you see me start crying [Just hold me and dont say a word ] When you see me walking [ Sneak up and hug my waist from behind ] When im scared [ Protect me ] When i lay my head on your shoulder [ Tilt my head up and kiss me ] When i steal your favorite hat [ Let me keep it and sleep with it for a night] When i tease you [ Tease me back and make me laugh ] When i dont answer for

What The Fuck Is Wrong With People!!!!!!!!!
I just read about this bullshit on msn.com. What type of inbreeding do people do that makes them think they can get away with fucking shit like this? The 1st amendment shouldn't be allowed to protect people that are this retarded! FUCK THEM!!!!!!!! BALTIMORE - A grieving father won a nearly $11 million verdict Wednesday against a fundamentalist Kansas church that pickets military funerals out of a belief that the war in Iraq is a punishment for the nation's tolerance of homosexuality. Albert Snyder of York, Pa., sued the Westboro Baptist Church for unspecified damages after members demonstrated at the March 2006 funeral of his son, Lance Cpl. Matthew Snyder, who was killed in Iraq. The jury first awarded $2.9 million in compensatory damages. It returned in the afternoon with its decision to award $6 million in punitive damages for invasion of privacy and $2 million for causing emotional distress. Snyder's attorney, Craig Trebilcock, had urged jurors to determine

Friends Plz Read
ALRIGHTY! HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE EVEN BOTHERED TO "READ" MY PROFILE??? ANYONE??? ANYONE??? NOW! SEEMS THERE ARE SEVERAL OF YOU ON MY LIST THAT JUST SIT THERE DAY AFTER DAY AND SAY NOTHING TO ME. EVEN AFTER I RATE ALL YOUR STUFF FOR YOU. NO, I DON'T EXPECT TO BE BOMBED BACK, BECAUSE I AM DOING IT ON MY OWN ACCORD. HOWEVER, WOULD A SIMPLE COMMENT SAYING "HAVE A NICE DAY" OR "THANKS FOR THE RATES" BE ALL THAT MUCH TO ASK???? OR EVEN A SHOUT WHEN YOU SEE I AM ON???? HERE'S THE DEAL FOLKS! I WILL BE DOING A MASS DELETING ON MONDAY OCTOBER 1ST AT PRECISELY NOON, CST. IF I DO NOT HEAR FROM YOU BY THEN, I WILL ASSUME YOU NO LONGER WISH TO REMAIN ON MY LIST! AND IF YOU HAPPEN TO MISS THIS BULLETIN...JUST GOES TO SHOW ME THAT YOU DON'T CARE ENOUGH TO PAY ATTENTION EITHER! THOSE OF YOU ON MY FAMILY LIST NEED NOT EVER WORRY ABOUT BEING DELETED. THERE IS A SPECIAL REASON WHY YOU ARE THERE! WHY THE F*CK WOULD ANYONE WANT TO ADD SOMEONE TO THEIR LIST WITHOUT READING THEIR PROFILE ANYWAY??

I Like Candy......
Ah Halloween.. filled with tiny ghosts and goblins.. little princesses and witches.. a few power rangers, some teenage mutant ninja turtles, a storm trooper or two... a cat.. some more princesses.. a very rotund Dorothy from the wizard of oz... so cute, so adorable in their little costumes, and so gosh darned GREEDY! I sat outside last night watching the mayhem unfold and dishing out treats to the little munchkins, and I made some rather disheartening observations. First let me tell you... I ran out of candy. I bought a substantial amount mind you as I do love Halloween, and more importantly I adore candy. I had hoped to have some left over for my own enjoyment (not that I need it... but I do love it). But alas, I was thwarted. How did this happen? The answer leaves me saddened and disappointed in society in general. The children came in many shapes and sizes. Some were timid... or perhaps frightened by the contents of the glow stick my husband dumped on the sidewalk and kept referin

The Struggle Continues
So as its been really well documented between friends and stuff after many years I've finally decided to re-enter the whole dating/social circle. Last night I had my first bit of moderate success. For the first time in awhile, hell maybe for the first time ever in my life if I think of it, had a random girl in the bar call me sexy. Not only that but I did flirt back and seemed to not fuck it up.. course I think the amount of alochol that was consumed helped in her judgement but hey I'll take it where I can get it. My two failings of the night were not getting the number and when Abby asked me to dance, yes Abby the curse of the rhyme scheme continues, I declined but perhaps that was a good thing. Somehow though I got some hand holding out of the deal as well as giving a quasi shoulder massage. I know its not a lot and most likely not enough to get excited over but for those who know me and my constant struggles with self esteem and everything this is actually a major step for me

Moon And Roses(a Work In Progress)
The moon light engulfed your beauty this night. Warm summer night air providing a perfect back drop for me to be memorize by your lovely body lying before me. Scent of roses wisping up from the layer of rose petal spread across the blanket. Kneeling down beside you, I pull a soft white feather out. Slowly running the feather tip down the length of your neck. Around the outside of your breast and around each nipple until standing as erect as possible. I must enjoy these breast of yours. Sucking and tease your nipples with my mouth and tongue, I slide a finger into your wet and waiting pussy.You reaching down to take a hold of my full think cock. Our soft moans creating the music of our love making. With the nice and easy pace of your hand around my cock, my finger works the inside of your pussy. Sliding my arms under your legs and my cock in to your soft pussy, I enjoy the your soft moaning. Slow and long strokes at first increasing in speed and strength with each louder moan. Changing

November 2nd, 2007
On my way to Biology this morning, I began to really think about where my life is going. Was I even sure of what I was doing? There is so much I want to learn...I would love to be an EMT, a CNA, some kind of service member, I have thought of the armed forces, I want to travel to the ends of the earth, I want to explore architecture and build a house and club unlike any other...but then, I am thrown down by reality. My background causes so many road blocks. I have faced so many evils, so many demons of my own. Every time I look away, I am ignoring my background, my family, my friends. Yet, I sometimes can't stand to look straight on. I have so many malicious things immersed into my brain that I no longer know what is true and what is false. I have several great things going for me. I have some wonderful friends, male and female. I have good grades, gotten through the horrors of my past, even if they are still haunting me. I have dreams and the strength to overcome anythin

Open Letter To My Girls If You See Them Please Pass This To Them
Dear miss rum and ms vodka First and foremost, let me tell you that your are my girls. As my best friend, you always seem to be there when needed. you ladies are the perfect gift also the best post-work cocktail, and you're even around at the holidays (miss rum you are always hidden inside cakes and you know you always warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings). However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone Calls: While I agree with you that communication is important. I question the suggestion that any conversation after 2 a.m. can have much substance or necessity. Why would you make me call people after 2am ? Especially when I know, for a fact, they DO NOT want to hear from me during the day, let alone at 2am at night. 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal. But, why do you suggest that I e

Our Rock
A baby for them to cherish, A child that they watched grow, An adult blossomed through their guidance. A sister for you to play, An aunt for you to see, A wife for him to love, A mother for them to learn, A grandmother for her to cuddle, A friend for us to turn to, The shoulder for us to lean, All these things she gave to us, The woman we’ve seen. In our minds we will remember, In our hearts we’ll always treasure, The woman God gave to thee. She touched us all in one way or another, Our rock was never shamed to utter words of wisdom, Honesty and truth guided us through our lives. For all those who missed the pleasure, Of getting to know the woman better, Look into your hearts and you will find, A fond memory she left behind. The gift of love she gave to all, Our gift to her has come to call, We let her go, we set her free, To fly away up high you see. A tunnel of crystal before her stands, Lit up with light from God’s hands, Sprays of colors ra

With Hope
With hope, In a single moment The mind can rebirth It can take away the darkness When the sun fades away A renewed light reveals a new course of direction You embark upon a selfless journey, humbled by life’s ego flight A new perspective of life becomes your own destination of greater insight.... Copyright © 2007

Boyfriend Application
Ladies Title it "BOYFRIEND Application" Guys Title it "GIRLFRIEND Application" copy and paste this to a message and fill it out and send it to me 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked crap about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 1

Can't Think Of Any Other Way To Change
if i had a thousand dreams about you i'd have a thousand dreams that would turn blue anyway i'm trying to understand what's goin down and i just can't get over what's gotten into you ask no questions that forfeits lies i want you to notice when i'm not around i hate you because i love you but even then i couldn't tell ya these things that i'm thinkin, i'd be lying, so i'd oblige myself in anyway we can take away more time and fight against the sea even then i'll still feel the same there's no fooling you and won't you be glad to know i'm under your spell in dove-like affection and i'll still love you in surrendure but even then, i won't tell ya...

That's It, I'm Convinced!
I'M SUCH A DORK FOR CARING LOL .........(AND YES, I'M ACTUALLY LAUGHING ABOUT THIS, GO FIGURE!LOL) I HAVE NO MORE DOUBTS ANYMORE, I AM TOTALLY CONVINCED THAT MEN WANT A WOMAN THAT'LL BE MEAN,RUDE,CRUEL,BITCHY,CHEAT,DRINK N DRUG, AND IN GENERAL TREAT THEM LIKE THEY COULD GIVE A SHIT LESS ABOUT THEM! LOL. SEEMS THE ONE'S I KEEP RUNNING IN TO JUST LOVE THE WOMEN THAT GIVE THEM A HARD TIME, SOOOOOO....... WHAT'S A 'GOOD' WOMAN TO DO ANYMORE? CAN'T BEAT 'EM, JOIN 'EM ? HMMMM. I'VE TRIED TO CARE, DONE MY BEST TO BE THERE, THEY DON'T WANT IT, AT LEAST NOT FROM/WITH ME I GUESS SO, WHATEVER, I'D RATHER STAY SINGLE THEN BE IGNORED N TREATED LIKE DIRT........... (LOL) I HOPE THOSE THAT I'VE CARED ABOUT ARE HAPPY THOUGH WITH BEING TREATED LIKE CRAP THEMSELVES.LOL.NO MORE SECOND CHANCES WITH THIS CHICKIE POO! AND IF THAT MAKES ME A BITCH,THEN SO BE IT! LOL :D I WISH THOSE THAT GOT IT, ALL THE LUCK IN THE WORLD, THIS CHICK APPARENTLY DOESN'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO DEAL W/ ALL THE CRA

Vampyre Vs. Vampire: Whats The Difference?
What do you think of when you hear the word “Vampire?” For most people, all sorts of vain images immediately rush to the forefront of your mind. Bela Lugosi with a stark white face, a badly receding hairline, a dangerously sharp pair of fangs and that all too infamously dramatic, dry clean only cape. Bloody images of throats being torn out, blood splattered against the wall in a vast array of red shades and ranging in thickness and quantity. And, of course, when the slayers and the hunters come and take it upon themselves to rid the world of the demonic beings that vampires are, vampires suddenly go from the immortally great to a greater pile of dust. When the sun gets involved, forget it...vampires become a rather large flailing, screeching ball of fire like in "John Carpenter's Vampires." Which ever way you want to put it, Hollywood has gone from the black and white “Nosferatu” to the vividly colorful “30 Days of Night,” and in more than one way, depicted the vampire as evil, damn

'40 Dead' In Afghan Suicide Blast
'40 dead' in Afghan suicide blast At least 40 people have died in a suicide attack in northern Afghanistan, say hospital and provincial officials. At least six members of the Afghan parliament, and reportedly many schoolchildren, were killed in the blast in the province of Baghlan. The streets were left littered with bodies and awash with blood in one of the worst attacks in recent times. Violence has spread in Afghanistan, where thousands of troops are battling the Taleban and their allies. "This heinous act of terrorism is against Islam and humanity," President Hamid Karzai said in a statement. Bodies The bomb exploded at a sugar factory in a town in Baghlan province while a delegation of parliamentarians was visiting - at least six of whom died. Among the MPs killed was Mustafa Kazimi, a prominent opposition figure and former minister in Mr Karzai's government. Schoolchildren who had gathered to welcome the politicians were also killed. "I

My Kissing Technique Is...........
Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it. You have the confidence to make the first move. And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best. Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing! Are You a Good Kisser?

Lyrics To Little Brother's Song All For You (such Deep Meaning To It)
Time to face it Sitting in the middle of the basement Holding a jack How I'm anticipating he 'gon call me back Got so much on my mind Ain't no holding it back In fact, I give a fuck how he 'gon react Through my first nineteen Asking where he at Never seen him in the spots where we be at For the next couple hours I sat til the phone rang No luck or no cigar So I said to myself I'll try tomorr' Me and my Vincent left out Went to shoot play some ball Came back, had message like 'this your pa' Then I took to the phone Conversation was raw Shit, I had to let him know that his child was scarred And right now we working through our mess But I had to get some shit off my chest So bear with me, y'all [Chorus] Just want to take the time to let you know Sometimes it's hard to let my feelings show The thoughts of guarantees are really so This is all for you, you [Phonte] I was looking at your photograph amazed how I favored you I remember being young wanting to pla

Another Plea To Bomb My Pic
Ok ya'll, I already posted one bulletin about this...I need you all to bomb my pic with comments and rates....Comments are 1 point and rates are 2 points.....Help me win a 1-day ticker.... I even have something in store for you.....If you leave me 50 comments, I will make a graphic just for you...If you leave me 100 comments, I will make a salute for you....I know I have a lot of friends out there so please copy and repost this for all your friends and so on...Help me win my first contest....

Food For Thought!
I received this in an email from my daughter and thought I would pass it along, since it is something to think about with all that is going on in the world, and next years elections in the USA. Hope you take a minute and think about it! Do you Remember THIS???? Thought you might be interested in this forgotten bit of information.......... It was 1987! At a lecture the other day they were playing an old news video of Lt.Col. Oliver North testifying at the Iran-Contra hearings during the Reagan Administration. There was Ollie in front of God and country getting the third degree, but what he said was stunning! He was being drilled by a senator; "Did you not recently spend close to $60,000 for a home security system?" Ollie replied, "Yes, I did, Sir." The senator continued, trying to get a laugh out of the audience, "Isn't that just a little excessive?" "No, sir," continued Ollie. "No? And why not?" the senator asked. "Because the lives of my fa

She Knows This Guy
She knows this guy He has amazing eyes they tell no lies and make her feel so alive She knows this guy he has such soft skin a body made from sin flesh so sweet it makes her weak She knows this guy when he comes around she no longer frowens and her hole world grows She knows this guy he never lets her cry makes her hold her head up high and always hugs her good bye She knows this guy he makes her feel so awake and carefree like she has no control inside eating her soul alive She knows this guy that she cant say good bye and he knows she would die If he ever said Good Bye

Real Love
we are together now for 4 months today... and its strange but never before i felt such an constant happyness.... and never before i felt so bad when she was not even one second arround. i dont understand it... but... i know that i love alyssa the most and that it's a love that will last forever. so my sweet sweet wife.. i love you to no end forever and ever and for all eternaty

Yea I Know Im Retarded For Loving This ...
Young Noah: Interesting morning Young Allie: Yea …..Lon’s here in town Young Noah: He’s here? Young Allie: Yea we saw his car on the way at the hotel Young Noah: Huh I see you got my letters finally whaddya gonna do al Young Allie: I dunno Young Noah: Are we back to that? We’re back to that were back there what about the past couple days? They happened you know? Young Allie: I know that they happened and they were wonderful but they were also very irresponsible. I have a fiancé waiting for me at a hotel who is going to be crushed when he finds out Young Noah: So you make love to me and then you go back to your husband ? Was that your plan? Was that a test I didn’t pass? Young Allie: NO! I made a promise to a man he gave me a ring and I gave him my word Young Noah: And your word is shot to hell now dontcha think? Young Allie: I don’t kn- I don’t know ill find out when I talk to him Young Noah: this is not about keeping your promi

Wtf?
Ok I dont get people who insist on recieving a blast just so we can see thier NSFW pics. I am sorry if I really wanna see someone naked that badly ill buy a playboy it's CHEAPER!! and the girls are usually better looking anyway! And guys really come on now are you really so hard up to see naked chicks that you would pay $7.50 or more just to look at someones pics, which by the way are probably fake anyway. Now I know this is going to anger people on here that's ok I seem to do that alot on here.

Angel Kisses
WILL MY KISSES REACH HEAVEN UPON YOUR TINY FACE? IVE SENT THEM WITH AN ANGEL JUST IN CASE BRANNA LYNN-LIL MARTIN JOHN MOMMY IS CRYING BECAUSE YOU ARE GONE WHY GOD WOULDNT LET ME KEEP YOU i'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND I LONG TO HOLD YOUR PRECIOUS HANDS AND LOOK AT YOUR TINY FEET PRINTS IN THE SAND I WISH I HAD BEEN ABLE TO GIVE YOU A KISS TAKEN AWAY YOUR PRCIOUS MEMORY AND INNOCENCE I MISS BABY SISTER AND BROTHR AT HEAVEN'S GATE MY LOVE IS ALWAYS HERE WAITING FOR YOU MY LITTLE ONES SO PRECIOUS SO FEW I LONG FOR YOU BOTH TO BE HERE EVERY DAY TO WATCH YOU BOTH GROW AND SEE YOU BOTH PLAY, I MISS THE VERY FIRST WOR YO UBOTH WOULD SAY WILL MY KISSES REACH HEAVEN UPON YOUR TINY FACE? iVE SENT THEM WITH AN ANGEL JUST IN CASE SHANNON

Massachusetts Friends
Massachusetts Friends How Massachusetts friends are different than anyone else How Massachusetts friends are different than anyone else... FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk Massachusetts FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs Massachusetts FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the nasty bitch you tried to pick up -------------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. Massachusetts FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route. --------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. Massachusetts FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...th

Witoka Needs Our Prayers
sexy1goth: I'm Tammy I live next door to Deanna I'm signing her off we are waiting for the pearameds to get here I belive she is having a hartatack.Please let Jeff know I thikn that's what she is trying to say she just keep's calling for him. THIS WAS SENT TO ME NO MORE THAN 3 MINS AGO pLEASE SEND HER YOUR PRAYERS AND THOUGHTS. OH AND jEFF I HOPE YOUR HAPPY.

Funny
There were two nuns... One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants. SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us. SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most? What can we do? SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster. SM: It's not working. SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too. SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute. SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both. So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Siste

Well, What Is It?
I wish I knew What to say to you How I would react If you took me back What would you ponder If you began to wander How would I smile If I couldnt see you for a while Where would I go If you didnt show Or try to return The love fromy uo I yearn How would I survive Without you by my side What would I do If I had never met you Who would I have been If I hadnt fallen in love then Well if its you I didnt find I wouldnt be in this state of mind.

The Special Dinner
The Special Dinner by P-jizzle Kamai A special dinner, That's what he set out to do. To show her how special she was, To show her his love was true. A candle light dinner, He made for them to eat. Looking deep into her eyes, Their souls did meet. After they ate dinner, To the couch they did retire. Curled up together with a movie, And the sweet glow of a fire. So relaxed and content, A feeling of heavenly bliss. On the back of her neck, He placed a sweet soft kiss. It sent a shiver down her spine, And she turned and held him tight. Whispering softly in his ear, Make love to me all night. He said I'll be right back, As he got up off the couch. Into his bedroom he went, Then pulled out a pouch. He pulled out rose pedals, And laid them all over the bed. Hundreds of rose pedals, White, yellow, pink and red. Around the room, Candle after candle he did light. Making a soft glow in the room, That flicked in the night. He went to the couch,

Lost In Paradise
I touched upon a valley That was quite new to me A warm gentle fire ignited from within I never felt like this before As I caressed your soft silky skin I tasted paradise as the stars danced The dream the desire Set my spirit on fire I could not express how I felt The sweetest aroma The sweetest nectar That came from paradise Which I explored in My dream time and time again If I was to follow you with desires If I were to hold you close As you set my world ablaze Would you then sing to me With the passion your heart displays And I search neath the stars The paradise of dreams The one where you set my spirit on fire

11-9-07 At Midnight Thirty
I haven't written a blog in here in a while. Since I"m getting ready for bed and need to wind down. I thought I would vent a lil on here. I am looking for another job so i can get out of working for the state doing land records. Its a very repetitive job. Not much alterations in what I do. I don't really care about that cause the main reason why I don't care for it. Is that I don't get paid scratch for salary. I don't know how people pay for rent or anything else based on my salary. They probabley have to take the bus and pray they don't get sick any day. That's the only reason I can see why you can do anything. It always makes me wonder how these people can have cell phones though. Personally I'm confused about resumes. I gotta work on re doing it to tailor to accounting which I wanna do. I would like to get into the company far enough so they can comp my tuition there. Thats what my other job was going to do before I got the state job. Right now I feel pre

Mysterious Grave Robber Puzzles Town
From the Boston Globe After she died in 1824 at the age of 30, Sarah Symonds rested in an out-of-the-way cemetery in the small town of Hillsborough, N.H., for nearly 200 years. But sometime around Halloween her sleep was disturbed. Someone dug up her coffin and her remains, leaving behind only a few shards of wood, a meticulously dug hole -- and a mystery for the local police. "It was dug in a very strange manner. It's perfect," said Hillsborough Police Chief Brian Brown. "You'd have to see it. The sides are all squared. The bottom's level." "We just don't have any answers right now," he said. Brown said the grave robbers had hit the Bible Hill Cemetery sometime between Oct. 30 and Nov. 2. He said police were considering a number of possible theories in the case, including the possibility that the body was dug up by members of a satanic cult. Gilman Shattuck, 80, a resident who is active in the local historical society, said he had researched Symonds since the incident had hit the n

Oklahoma
ok, soooo, how come people in oklahoma have to suck?? and in particular, the men??? the coolest men i've met have NOT lived here...and i know other women feel my pain, huh chastine?? stupid freaking oklahoma men. They're all gay (yes i'm serious), asshole, rednecks, or just plain stupid. Oh or really ugly. I'm not saying i'm like way gorgeous, and i don't have room to talk, but come on now. We all have our standards... teeth are an important thing, these oklahoma men, don't know what tooth brushes are... ok, yeah, i'm generalizing, i'm sure there are alot of amazing men in this state, and i know there are some hella sexy ones... aanndd they just wanna fuck me, cuz i have SLUT written on my forehead... lmao ok, anyways, just thought i'd put that out there... made lunch, next... NAPTIME!!! YAY!!! :) soo if you're bored, text me, cuz i assure you i'm bored, but will be layin down with the girls...

Here For You
here for you ~tony martinez I cant imaginee the hell you and been through The nightmares The nights with no sleep at all All you could do was cry The metal flashes, followed by the red curtain Mask the pain, or at least justify the tears It runs so deep You just can't You wont allow yourself to feel You did once and look what happend Just want to let you know I'm here for you No matter if that day ever comes Where you can feel again Who am I right? Some Joker Some loser You dont know from adam Yet here I am I can't explain why All I know is I'm......here for you

Really Need Everyone!
We are still in need of much help on this contest! If we could get all members to take part we have a chance! Please go and comment bomb the heck out of him! HOTT will rock even with the system fix!

Yuck.
Okay its like 5 45 am, couldn't sleep at all... So of course I get on this damn site, and come to see tons of comments and friend requests. I swear I seen over 10 different guys use the same comments that they say to everyother female on here. I mean what's the point? If you cant be original why even leave one? And hearing wow sexy all the time doesnt do it for most women, unless they are self concious about what they look like..and in that case..most use other girls photos..so that kind of makes women annoying too i guess. I am so glad that i found a half decent guy that actually took the time to read my info and got to know me... So what I guess im saying is that, say what you honestly think..and don't try to fuck every girl out there..

Why Is It
Wake up and pay attention! Why do people commit suicide? Why do people cut themselves? Why do girls become anorexic and bulimic? Why do kids bring guns to school? Why do kids get depressed...so they start using meds, and abusing them? Why do girls feel the need to act like sluts to impress guys? Why cant people show their sexuality freely, without worrying about being judged? In The Bill Of Rights, it says we have FREEDOM OF SPEECH! So why are we so afraid to speak up for ourselves? I KNOW WHY! Cliques! "Whores" "Geeks" "Goths" "Emos" AND THAT’S NOT EVEN HALF OF THEM! Society in general

New Kind Of Meth Parents Beware
IT IS SCARY FOR ALL OF US WHO HAVE CHILDREN & GRANDCHILDREN. The Ugliest Drug Marketing Scheme Ever SEND THIS TO AS MANY PARENTS, GRANDPARENTS and PEOPLE WHO KNOW PARENTS AS YOU CAN. Children's Meth Flavored Meth Checked this on Snopes. It is true. http://www.snopes.com/horrors/drugs/candymeth.asp A very scary thing is going on in the schools right. There is a type of crystal meth going around that looks like strawberry pop rocks. It smells like strawberry also and it is being handed out to kids in school yards in AR. I'm sure it will make its way around the country. Kids are ingesting this thinking it is candy and being rushed off to the ER in dire condition. It also comes in chocolate, peanut butter, cola, cherry

"crazy Love"
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS [Adam:] You don't mind that I think everybody's a robot and all my conversations are being recorded [Lisa:] And you don't mind that all of my pants are way too short on me and I also stabbed someone with a pair of scissors a long time ago (ha-ha-ha) [Adam:] And you don't care that I collect dead animals from the side of the road then pretend they're alive and think I'm a famous football player [Lisa:] And you don't have a problem with me when I follow people I've never met before and force them to look at the portrait of Neil Diamond I have tattooed on my back [Adam:] It's very pretty, baby [Both:] Well you must have been sent from above You're all that I can think of You're just as psychotic as me My crazy love [Adam:] Well it never bothers you when I wear my snowsuit to bed every night and I make you speak in tongues to me until I fall asleep [Lisa:] Blah bloo blah bloo bloo [Adam:] Thank you [Lisa:] And you don't make fun of me 'caus

Words To Live By
IF YOU LOVE SOMETHING SET IT FREE.....IF IT COMES BACK TO YOU IT IS YOURS. IF IT DOES NOT THEN IT WAS NEVER MENT TO BE. I LEARNED THE HARD WAY THAT EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON, ITS BETTER TO MOVE ON THEN DWELL ON THE PAST, FORGET THE COULDA, WOULDA, SHOULDA. WHATS DONE IS DONE AND A PERSON WONT CHANGE NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THEM AND WISH THEY WOULD LOVE YOU BACK. CUT YOUR LOSSES, MOVE ON AND KNOW ITS ALL LESSONS LEARNEDM THERE IS SOMEONE OUT THERE ITS JUST A MATTER OF WHERE????

Sumthin In The Rain
I see him standing in the rain His eyes shining with emotions untold The storm comes in torrents Pelting his rugged skin He does not move But to spread his arms Welcoming my soaked form in his An embrace so warm it It makes the rain chase away any lost hope. Yes, there’s sumthin in the rain… That brings me back again

I Am Missing You!
Though I want to see your face, and ache for the touch of you Being satisfied but not complete With words that are sweet; They flow, they glide, they fade away. Yet they linger to spur me on To heights of emotions; awakenings; stirrings. . . GAWD... I am missing you!

Guy's Should Know Some Things.
Guy’s should know the truth 1. Size doesn’t matter as long as you know how to work with what you have 2. Bragging about your size is not cute. Makes u less attractive. 3. Girl’s love when you hold there hand and when you don’t want to let go. 4. When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind 5. When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around 6. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games 7. When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever 8. When a girl is mean to you after a break-up she wants you back, but she’s scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever 9. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply 10. When a girl bumps into your arm while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand 11. When she wants a hug she will just stand there 12. When u break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 yea

Remember A Soldier
When doing your Christmas cards this year, take one card and send it to the address below. If we pass this on and everyone sends one card, think of how many cards these wonderful, special people who have sacrificed so much would get. When you are making out your Christmas card list this year, please include the following: A Recovering American Soldier c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center 6900 Georgia Avenue,NW Washington,D..C. 20307-5001 God Bless America!

Yesterday Died At Midnight
YESTERDAY DIED AT MIDNIGHT By WILLY SENKIWSKY 1/13/05 12:00 am, A-Harp, Key of E, Acoustic Slow Blues Like most people I'd like to go back to yesterday To right some wrongs and say things I didn't say I wish someone would tell me how; I can't find the way! Someone once told me you can do whatever you like Live for today; tomorrow's a lie and yesterday died at midnight! If I had a second chance I'd not drink so much at the high school dance Then maybe she would've let me into her pants! I'd say I love you to every girl I'd say it twice to those in curls Without them this would be a much poorer world! Someone once told me you can do whatever you like Live for today; tomorrow's a lie and yesterday died at midnight! So now that's what I try to do But I'm human so I still get confused And think of yesterday and all the things I'd do! The guy that told me is gone but he was right Live for today; tomorrow's a lie and yesterday died at midnight!!!... Co

What The Hell???!!!
What the fuck is up with some of these Fubar members? I mean I see you rate my page a 10 or whatever....only for me to go BACK to the person's page to show them some love back and all I see is loads of galleries that are private! I'm not asking people to show their ass or tits just to be accepted but gotdamn! SHOW YOUR FACE!!! Stop hiding behind damn tags, posting a billion pics of flags, other people that aren't you, morphs, and none of them are YOU! Don't expect me to rate you at all if I can't see who you are. I'm getting sick and tired of people wanting you to rate them and the catch is you HAVE to rate, fan and friend then first. For those doing that...FUCK YOU! It's not a damn political race and I'm not about to be swindled into being an online friend of someone I can't see until I realize you look like a neanderthal. rant over.

Spotlight Truly Out Of Control! (from Peggy) Awesome Idea!
It seems that the spotlight has gotten so out of control that none of the lower level members can ever win the bid on it. When I first joined, 9 months ago, the daily spotlight was going for anywhere between 350,000 and 450,000 a day for the bid. It has gotten now to where it is costing 5 to 6 million FuBucks to win the bid for it. That is going to make it virtually impossible for any lower level members to ever win the bid on it. Why don't we, as Godfathers, NOT bid on the spotlight for a month or two and agree not to bid more than a million FuBucks for it and let some unknown members with less FuBucks than we have get a chance. It would be nice to see some new faces up there. Even with the opportunity to give FuBucks to other members now, it would take alot of people donating FuBucks to someone to allow them to get it at the current bid rate. Let's do the right thing so that Fubar can be fun and exciting for all the members and not just the ones with a bank load of FuBucks. F

This Is True
It also works on the clinique and estee lauder foundations and i threw out those mascaras and eye liners.....I tried this test at home If there is a female you care anything about, Share this with her. I did!!!!! I am also sharing this with the males on my e-mail list, Because they need to tell the females THEY care about as well! Recently a lipstick brand called 'Red Earth' Decreased their prices from $67 to $9.90. It contained lead. Lead is a chemical which causes cancer. The lipstick brands that contain lead are: CHRISTIAN DIOR LANCOME CLINIQUE Y.S.L ESTEE LAUDER SHISEIDO RED EARTH (Lip Gloss) CHANEL (Lip Conditioner) MARKET AMERICA-MOTNES LIPSTICK. The higher the lead content, The greater the chance of causing cancer. After doing a test on lipsticks, It was found that the Y.S.L. Lipstick Contained the most amount of

Poem Of The Day
What is Love? Love is the scent with the lotus born. It is the silent choirs of petals Singing the winter’s harmony of uniform beauty. Love is the song of the soul, singing to God. It is the balanced rhythmic dance of planets - sun and moon lit In the skyey hall festooned with fleecy clouds – Around the sovereign Silent Will. It is the thirst of the rose to drink the sunrays And blush red with life. ‘Tis the promptings of the mother earth To feed her milk to the tender, thirsty roots, And to nurse all life. It is the urge of the sun To keep all things alive. Love is the unseen craving of the Mother Divine That took the protecting father–form, And that feeds helpless mouths With milk of mother’s tenderness. It is the babies’ sweetness, Coaxing the rain of parental sympathy To shower upon them. It is the lover’s unenslaved surrender to the beloved To serve and solace. It is the elixir of friendship, Reviving broken and bruised souls. It is the martyr’s ze

Poor Pangolins
BANGKOK (AFP) - Thai Customs officers said Saturday they have rescued more than 100 pangolins and arrested three men attempting to smuggle the endangered animals to China, where they were destined for the cooking pot. Customs officers Friday intercepted three pick-up trucks of pangolins, or scaly anteaters, which were to be smuggled across Laos to southwest China. The pangolins, worth an estimated one million baht (29,400 dollars), were trapped in the Indonesian jungle and smuggled via Malaysia and southern Thailand. "We investigated and found out that those pangolins are from Indonesia," Rakop Srisupaat, director of southern region Customs, told AFP by telephone. All trade in Asian pangolins has been illegal since 2000. Their meat is regarded as a delicacy in China and their scales are believed to cure a wide range of ailments. Rakop said the three suspects had declined to give details of who owned the pangolins but admitted they were hired to transport the scaly mamma

Please Fill In All The Boxes That Apply....
Please Fill In All The Boxes That Apply.... Copy it then paste it then Put a X the boxes to your answers........................... send it now!! WOULD YOU? [_] give me your number? [_] kiss me? [_] let me kiss you? [_] watch a movie with me? [_] take me out to dinner? [_] drive me somewhere [_] take a shower with me? [_] have a fling with me? [_] buy me a drink? [_] take me home for the night? [_] Would you let me sleep in your bed? [_] Sing karaoke with me? [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [_] give me a piggyback ride? [_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of petrol in the middle of nowhere [_] have a relationship with me? [_] Dance with me? [_] Let me make you breakfast?(I can cook promise) [_] Spank my arse? [_] Help me with homework? [_] Tickle me to death? [_] Let me tickle you? [_] Stick up for me if i was being put down? [_] Carress my body? [_] Play strip poker with me? [_] Say yes if i asked you out? [_] G

Useless Thing
I do not have a halo and I have no wish for wings For I am no kind of angel Just a simple, useless thing. No matter what may come, no matter what has gone, I'm just a simple person and often I am wrong. I never ask for anything I never care for myself I never see the beauty, I stay hidden on the shelf. I am what is expected of me Never dropping the facade, never showing what's deep inside, never showing the pain. I wish I was an angel a treasure to be loved, instead I'm just a useless thing, hidden in the dust. Someday I may be found by someone who will care they will wipe away the dust and leave my soul bare.

Do You Have A Vagina
A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady 'Excuse me..do you have a vagina'? She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question of the woman 'Do you have a vagina'? She slams the door again! Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice: Honey I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again'. The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run for the door. The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice: '"Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where he is going with it'. She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same

Maybe
Maybe someday, that I can open to you, and say all the feelings, I know to be true. Maybe this day, You'll give me your heart, Instead just seeing you tear mine apart. Maybe tomorrow, I'll find my true self to tell you, you mean more to me than anyone else. Maybe you'll love me for all I am, not what I look like for that, I'd be damned. Maybe this day you will kiss me for hours, to hold you in my arms and feel love's true power. Maybe this power, will conquer everything, then I will know, what your love brings. But until then my eyes wont be dry, because every night, I stay up and cry. But I now know, that these tears just bring pain, that all of my efforts, have been in vein

Life And Death..
This life is filled with many many different ups and downs. When you feel you are at the top, the reality of it all just knocks you back down again.. This Blog is in the Memory of all whose lives have been lost. Love is what keeps us a live, and when we lose that love our lives seem to not exist. A smile or a kind gesture can make a very sad soul become one with his or her self for just a moment. We all take life for granted, and our hearts have become hardened. So This blog goes to all my friends who have loved and lost. Just to say I love and Miss my Dad..he was my life..My hero. He was me.

Contest For D&dc Members
I WAS APPROACHED BY ONE OF THE COFOUNDERS AND GAVE ME A IDEA I AM THINKING OF DOING A ENTERNAL CONTEST EVERY MONTH FOR OUR MEMBERS TO WIN SOMETHING I WOULD LIKE SOME INPUT ON THIS IDEA AND LET ME KNOW BY YOUR COMMENTS IN HERE WETHER WE SHOULD OR SHOULDNT TRY THIS

Old Mail System Coming Back, Your Existing Mail Will Be Deleted!!!
hey everyone, i'm working on migrating back to the old private message system. the current email/message system seems to be way to much overkill for the site, and it makes communication more cumbersome than it needs to be. if you have a custom url/email address setup, it will still work. for example, i'll still be able to receive email from my friends outside fubar at babyjesus@fubar.com. you'll also still be able to respond to these emails, and send them to people not on the site. the downside of this migration is that old messages in the current system will be lost. as i type this, all messages are currently being written to both systems, so when we actually cut over your inbox won't be empty-- but it will only contain messages from the last 24-48 hours. if you have anything in your inbox now, that's really important i recommend that you forward it off to another email address otherwise it may be lost. i know some of the newer members don't know what the 'old private me

Strippers
So, my sister is a stripper ok? And, I have tons of friends who are strippers, and frankly, i love boobs just as much as any man... Here's my thing... and this shit is really really bothering me... I personally could never date a stripper, be it female or male. I'm too jealous, and possessive. I would not be able to deal with my signifigant other naked and rubbing on hundred of other people... I'm just, jealous as hell like that. I mean, GOD. I want some things to be for me, adn me alone. Sure, who doesn't like knowing hundreds of people wanna fuck who you're with... but still... i'd rather know that every inch of that person is mine, and mine alone... I'd rather know, that only I would see them naked, and that only I would be able to touch, see and feel, those parts. (wow i'm being soooo "pg" lol) I'm just like, WOW... i want privacy, and me stuff... damn I'm annoyed as hell right now... So far ALMOST all the men i've asked said they wouldn't care, or would even LIKE it.... a

Up Date On My 12 Yr Old
Well my son has been sick for 2 days now, fever sore throat, bad hacking cough and now sick tummy and diareah. Took him to the doc and he was tested for strep...ugh, and tosulitis...gross, well he has both aparently and they gave him all kinds of meds and put him on amoxicilian. so hopefully he'll start feeling better and can go back to school. love and huggs, i'll leave my fubar up but if ya don't get an answer it means i'm taking care of my boy....love to all.

How To Make A Bomb.....
being EOD, people on here keep asking me how to make a bomb ...so here you go kids :) Ingredients: 2 Slices of bread: Texas toast is best since it has maximum surface area with minimum nutritional value. 8-12 pieces of bacon: The fattier the better. Mayonnaise: See above. Butter: Not margarine. Not "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter", even if you really can't. Only the real deal will do here. 2 Slices American cheese: Kraft is nice and creamy. But even cheap generic brand "cheese" will work. 2 Eggs, Large: Chicken eggs are standard, but hey, use what you want. Instructions: 1.Put the bacon in a pan and start cooking it (I find medium heat works best). If you want to add some oil, hey, it's your funeral. 2.Place the two slices of bread in a toaster. Turn it on (the toaster, not the bread). 3.In a pan, add a tablespoon of butter and scramble up the eggs. 4.By now the bread should have completed the magical transformation into toast. Take it out of the toaster.

Quick And Easy Lasagna Recipe
Ingredients * 1 pound lean ground beef * 1 pound wide lasagna noodles * 1/2 teaspoon minced garlic * 1 teaspoon salt * 1 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper * 2-1/2 teaspoons tomato paste * 1 can whole tomatoes Italian seasoned * 1 cup white onion * 1 cup monterrey jack cheese * 1 cup sharp cheddar cheese Directions 1. Boil noodles according to package instructions. 2. Brown meat in skillet with onion then drain well and return to pan. 3. Add garlic, salt and pepper. 4. Add tomato paste and whole tomatoes to skillet when meat is just about ready to remove from stove top. 5. Layer noodles, meat mixture and cheese in layers until all are used ending with noodles. 6. Bake at 400 for 15 minutes.

Reaching Out
I am reaching out today to be your friend, I am reaching out to you my friend, because you reached out to me when i needed you the most. I am reaching out to you cause i know you are alone and feeling lost. I am reaching out to you my friend, because i know you need a shoulder to cry on. I am reaching out to my friend, cause your life is tough and you need a hug. I am reaching out to you, because you reached out to me when the tears were falling. I am reaching out to you to wipe your tears away. I am reaching out to you today to be your friend. Please take my hand , I am reaching out to you. Reaching out to you my friend cause you did the same for me. I am reaching out to you because i car and ilove you my friend. I am reaching out because you did the same for me when i needed a friend. I am reaching out to you because you are my friend and i thank you everyday. I am greatful that you reached out to me when i needed you the most. So in return i am reaching out to you beca

Sticking Together
Sticking together when good times have some how disappeared. Sticking together when friends just cant be found and you are all alone. Sticking together cause that is what friends do. Sticking together to lend a helping hand, or a shoulder to cry on. Sticking together help another along the way. Sticking together cause that is what we are suppose to do. Sticking together cause that is what makes dreams come true. Sticking together sharing our feelings sharing our joys. Sticking together sharing the things that we just cant share with another. Sticking together cause that is what friends do. Sticking together sharing the laughter and the tears. Sticking together cause life is so much better when you have someone to share it with. Sticking together and doing the things that friends do. Sticking together when the darkest days are hard to overcome. Sticking together cause we all need friends. Sticking together.

She's Crying And She Cat Stop
I started crying about an hour ago... about stupid stuff... Missing my ex Missing a friend who is leaving soon a friend coming back to a home i have left So i have been cryin and cryin and cryin then i realized the trend of why Separation, Missing, and loss each time then i linked it... tomorrow is the anniversary of the day i watched my best friend get killed. about 5 years ago Its funny how PTSD manifest itself

Do You Want This To Be Your Next President?
AND WE NEED TO PUT BACK IN OUR PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE, "UNDER GOD"!!!!!~ HOW STUPID CAN YOU GET????????????? (Photo in my america album) Senator Barack Obama, Governor Bill Richardson, Senator Hillary Clinton and Ruth Harkin stand during the national anthem. Barack Hussein Obama's photo (that's his real name)......the article said he REFUSED TO NOT ONLY PUT HIS HAND ON HIS HEART DURING THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE, BUT REFUSED TO SAY THE PLEDGE.....how in the hell can a man like this expect to be our next Commander-in-Chief???? I definately don't want a PRESIDENT for the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA that won't even put his hand on his chest or say AMERICA'S pledge of allegiance... Lord please help us, we have people campaigning to run a country they dont even believe in. REPOST IF YOU'RE AN AMERICAN AND YOURE PROUD OF YOUR HISTORY. Including the pledge of allegiance that has been around for hundreds of years. Also...Im sorry ,but I dont want anyone with this name running A

Having Fun Singing Other Peoples Songs
Hey fu-er's Those of you (and you all know who you are) that are fan's of my music... Well in between writing my own songs, I have a lot of fun doing the karoke (i think I spelled it right!) so give a listen if you care to and join if you want to sing up a few as well... peace and fu- hugs...greggace http://thesimsonstage.ea.com/creativeWork.html?categoryId=0&sortBy=topRated&userId=ZVU9DXjzoSw%3D

Okay... What Exactly Is The Black Parade?!
"Welcome To The Black Parade" When I was a young boy, My father took me into the city To see a marching band. He said, "Son when you grow up, would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned?" He said "Will you defeat them, your demons, and all the non-believers, the plans that they have made?" "Because one day I'll leave you, A phantom to lead you in the summer, To join The Black Parade." When I was a young boy, My father took me into the city To see a marching band. He said, "Son when you grow up, would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned?" Sometimes I get the feeling she's watching over me. And other times I feel like I should go. And through it all, the rise and fall, the bodies in the streets. And when you're gone we want you all to know. We'll carry on, We'll carry on And though you're dead and gone believe me Your memory will carry on We'll carry on And in my heart I can't contain it The anthem won'

Dream
THE DREAM THE DREAM magnify "DREAM" LIGHT AND DARK MIXED TOGETHER WHAT DOES LIGHT DO WITH DARK? CHAOS IS THE CHILDREN OF THE UNION OF THEM CHAOS DROWNING ALL ASPECTS OF EACH FORMING A NEW BREED OF WARRIORS THESE ARE THE FUTURE AND THE PAST DEMONS TRIMBLE AT THERE SIGHT ANGELS CRY AT THE MENTION OF THEIR NAMES HUMANS DIE FOREVER MORE

The River Of Tears
The river of tears, the one we form with the tears we cry. The one we form when hard times hit. The one we form when friendships are lost. The ones we form when we dont know which way to go. The one we form when we get lost and cant find our way home. The River of Tears. The one we often get caught in. The one full of pain, and heartache. The one where dreams are shatterd, and promises broken. and loves are lost. The river of tears when will they stop falling and when will the good times be back again. The River of Tears. lets wipe one another's tears so we can stop this River if Tears.

To All My Friends
I never knew exactly what friendship was all about until you all. I never knew what it felt like to have friends that cared. I never knew until you reached out to me. You reached out with so much love. I was a complete stranger but you were there to listen. to give me advice when i wasnt sure where to go or what to do. To all my friends you are the best. I will always be thankful i pray for all of you to find happiness, to find the strength to keep moving forward to never give up. To all my friends i love you all so very much. You helped me through my time of need, and now i am ready to take another step forward. To all my friends it was because of you i learned how to be strong. I learned that i could be myself and that i didnt have to change for you to be my friend. To all my friends you have always been there and i hope that i have made you smile, and changed your life as much as you have changed mine. To all my friends thank you I will always love yo

Life
Why Parents Drink > > A father passing by his Daughter's bedroom was > astonished to see that > her > Bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. > Then he saw an > envelope, > Propped up prominently on the pillow that was > addressed to "Dad." > With the > Worst premonition he opened the envelope with > trembling hands and read > the letter. > Dear Dad: > It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing > you. I had to > Elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to > avoid a scene with > Mom and you. > I have been finding real passion with Steve and he > is so nice. > But I knew you would not approve of him because of > all his piercings, > Tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that > he is much older > than > I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad I'm > pregnant. > Steve said that we will be very happy. > He owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack > Of firewood for the whole winter. > We

Life.....
Hey guys i havent wrote a blog on here in a while and thought i would write one well this past weekend was awesome i got to hang out with ali i heart her and this comming up weekend is my bday and i have so much stress on me its not funny....im walking myself on eggshells and gawd i hate feeling like this all sad and down over nothing really just stressed because alot of drama has been going on and it just hurts and it hurts knowing my friends and family are hurting because im hurting...i dont know why the fawk im hurting inside i guess its because i only have 1 true friend and i want more friends ...my heart feels like its slowly melting and shit wtf am i soppuse to do ...i ask myself day after day that same Q the last night i went out and had fun like got drunk with alot of friends was my 20th bday and all them friends are married or on drugs...i mean god why me but im done now i love you guys

My Lounge
well i got around to makeing a new click link for my new lounge i hope you all like it if you want to join the lounge and have a blast click the dragons and come on in music is live by excalibur radio so drop by if just to say hi Thanks ~ Lost In The Dark ~

Some More Music I Am Sorry I Am A Music Freak
Lumidee Music Video:SHE'S LIKE THE WIND (by Lumidee)Music Video Code provided by VideoCodeZone.Com Three Days Grace Music Video:PAIN (by Three Days Grace)Music Video Code provided by VideoCodeZone.Com Garth Brooks Music Video:THE THUNDER ROLLS (by Garth Brooks)Music Video Code provided by VideoCodeZone.Com Trisha Yearwood Music Video:WALKAWAY JOE (by Trisha Yearwood)

Walk With Me
Walk in my shoes for one single day. Then you'll see why I need to pray. Come live in my home for a week or two and then remember I am just like you. I didnt ask for the things I was given I didnt choose this road I have taken Walk a mile with me hand in hand Then perhaps you will understand. I'm not really complaining about the stress in my life, I know that we all have some toil and some strife. But walk with me, when you think I am wrong, walk with me and you'll start to belong. Embrace my sorrows, like they are your own, And then you will know me And see I have grown. The journey I take is different from yours My life took one of those unexpected detours, But this road that I travel is not really so long, If the people who watch me will join in my song. Listen to my footsteps and watch how I dance And then you will know me and give me a chance. Take heart and remember It can happen to you, who knows where my pathway will cross over to yo

Viagra Man
Women are fine and devin Like a rose and a bottle of wine In a world so full you see Something is wrong with many men as you see Some are fit and strong Can last all night long Then their are men who are un fit All they do is fit They cant get it on in the nude In time their wives will leave and they will be sued This is how it happened I'm not sorry to bring up this fued They will put on their elastic The outcome will be tragic Becuase they have lost their magic Well it's not over yet No need to fret A dude created this pill, i bet he was from tibet This match is not set The price is high Like in the sky Most are forced to use it they cant deny These men are not fit, the question is why? So they buy this blue pill That will give them the unatural thrill In time they will have to pay the bill While they make love they will die from this pill This medication will give many a heart attack Becuase they lack in the nut sack It is a shame they lost

A Raven's Anger
You hurt what is to a raven no one gets away with that. A raven protects its no no mater what the cost is and you shall feel it. What is to a raven is sacred to him you vialed that now you shall feel the raven's anger. A raven can be very friendly as he is a healer, but cross him or hurt what is his and you shall feel his anger. The raven is the darkest of ones death does not bother me i welcome it, it is part of the cycle. I am a creature of the shadow world never again will i leave it no one is worth the price. You have your beliefs i have mine respect them and i shall respect yours. Bless be

What Iv Lost
Why does it hurt so bad? To lose something I never had. To have these feelings and nothing to do. Just to sit around and wait for you. Why is it hard to move on? When all my feelings for you should be gone. In my soul when you are around. Your name is a beautiful sound. Now all I can do is wonder How I lost it all in a blunder. By not telling you how I feel, Trying to act like it's no big deal. Now I know the nature of my errors I just wish I can get rid of my cares Yet I know my heart won't let me Get rid of the person who fills me with glee. Just by hearing your sweet name Knowing my feeling for you are just the same. I must move on to a new life. Leaving behind the feelings and strife. I am only human and I am weak, But for you, there was a beautiful streak. I would do anything to repeat that day, When you hung on my words waiting to say. Now I am on a new track, Knowing that I can't have you back. No matt

Tears For A Cop
I have been where you fear to go... I have seen what you fear to see... I have done what you fear to do... All these things I've done for you. I am the one you lean upon... The one you cast your scorn upon... The one you bring your troubles to... All these people I've been for you. The one you ask to stand apart... The one you feel should have no heart... The one you call the man in blue... But I am human just like you. And through the years I've come to see... That I'm not what you ask of me... So take this badge and take this gun... Will you take it? Will anyone? And when you watch a person die... And hear a battered baby cry... Then so you think that you can be All those things you ask of me...?

Subject: Work Vs Prison
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- @ PRISON @ WORK You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle You get three meals a day fully paid for You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it You get time off for good behavior You get more work for good behavior The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself You can watch TV and play games You could get fired for watching TV and playing games You get your own toilet You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat They allow your family and friends to visit You aren't even supposed to speak to your family All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required You get to pay all your expenses to go to wor

Everyone Calls Him Crazy
Everyone calls him crazy. Some even say he's insane. These people don't know his past. They cannot feel his pain. Everybody knows his name. He lives just down the street. They always walk right by him. No one ever stops to speak. This man that everyone laughs at used to the quarterback in school. He was always voted most popular. Everyone thought he was so cool. The day before his sixteenth birthday the government called him to fight. They sent him overseas to war yet he was just a child that night. They armed him with a rifle and told him to kill the enemy. For months and months after that all he saw was death and casualty. He hid in the brush all day and slept in a hole at night. No letters ever came from home and none could he ever write. After a while he made some friends and no longer felt so alone. They would hide out in those dark holes and talk about their families back home. When the war was finally over they sent him back home. But

Life Is Comin At Me Full Force .. ( Be Warned I Was Long Winded)
Hello everyone .. I wanted to stop in and say hi to all my wonderful friends . ive missed chatting with you all . as you may .. or may not have noticed i havnt been on that much these past days ...ive had a lot of shit tossed at me in these past few days that have kinda knocked me off my "Everything will be okay" box .. yesterday just kinda topped it all off and put me into a very big self Pitty party I know its not the end of the world and not life endangering .. so heres' whats been goin on .. and some of the things i wont be posting up here ... but .. anyway ( get on with it wendy geesh ) .. on monday i was working and was Very sick .. i was there for 2 hours feeling as if id been run over by a freakin train ..i was sent home , when i did come home .. mr wonderful has his usual attitude which didnt help me much .. so i went to bed and slept for what felt like 19 days .. ... I finally get into the doc thinking i was just dealing with perhaps vertigo .. or an ear infection/

Appreciation
Thank you for your caring heart, it can warm the soul of the coldest man. Thank you for your loving words, they brighten my darkened world. Thank you for the honest way you give yourself to others, I wish I could be more like you. Thank you for your generous nature, many ppl have been blessed by your givings. I want you to know that you are very appreciated in this life...I want you to know just how much you have made my life happier just by being a friend. If we never meet face to face, I still count myself lucky to have known you. But if by chance we meet, to be in your presence I will never be able to repay you. When you get down, I hope you frequent these things I write for you, and only you! You are dear to many ppl, so never feel that you are not loved and important..I know you are to me...thank you

I Want To Run
I want to run I want to hide, but where do i go. I want to get away from it all, I want to be free from the pain. Do I run do I stay, do i face it head on no matter how painful it may be. I want to run I want to hide, I want to get away from this heartache. I feel I am lost in this world this cruel world. I want to run I want to hide, I want to get away from it all. I want to run I want to hide. I cant understand why it had to happen why us, why do have to go through all this. I want to run I want to hide, do I stay or do i go. I want to run i dont want to face the pain anymore. I cant see through these tears, that are falling from my eyes. I want to run I want to hide, why wont it go away. I want to run but where do i run to. I cant seem to hide from the pain that keeps me tied down. I want to run I want to hide from this painful world. I want to run I want to hide. Do i stay do i go. I cant take the pain. I want to run. and get away from it all. P

Ufc 78- Validation Results
Here is the main card for UFC 78 all. Main Event!!! Lightheavyweight Contenders match Micheal "The Count" Bisping(14-0-0) vs Rashaad "Sugar" Evans(15-0-1) Rashaad Evans wins by Split Decision LightHeavyweight Contenders Match. Thiago Silva(10-0-0) vs Houston "The Assassin" Alexander(7-1) Thiago Silva wins by TKO @ 3:25 in the 1st round Middlewight Match. Joe Doerkson (39-10) vs Ed "Short Fuse" Herman(14-4) Ed Herman wins by KO @ 0:39 in the 3rd round Welterweight Match. Ryo "Pirahna" Chohen(14-7) vs Karo "The Heat" Parisyan(25-4) Karo Parisyan wins by Unanimous Decision. Lightweight Match. Frank "The Answer" Edgar(6-0-0) vs Spencer "The King" Fisher(20-3-0) Frank Edgar wins by Unanimous Decision. UNDERCARD FIGHTS. Welterweight Match. Chris "Lights Out" Lytle(34-14-4) vs Thiago "Pit bull" Alves(18-4) Thiago Alves wins by Stoppage(cut) ion 2nd round Lightweight Match Jason Reinhardt(18-0) vs Joe "J-Lau" Lauzon(14-3) Joe L

Adult Survey - Be Honest
Adult Survey - Be honest. If you aren't honest then what is the point. Fill it out and re-post as a bulletin. Have fun.!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1) Ever been to a strip club? YES 2) Ever been to a bar? YES 3) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? YES 4) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? NO 5) Kissed someone of the same sex as you? NO 6) Thrown up from drinking too much? YES 7) Had sex in a car? YES 8) Had sex in a park? YES 9) Had sex in a cinema? NO 10) Had sex in a bathroom? YES 11) Given or gotten road head? YES 12) Have you ever been in an "adult" store? YES 13) Bought something from an "adult" store? YES 14) Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? YES 15) have you ever had a threesome? YES 16) Are your breasts real? YES BUT i DO NOT NEED INPLANTS AS i AM A GUY 17) Have you ever kissed a stranger? YES 18) Does anyone have naughty pics of you? YES

Not Mine But I Believe
I believe that the sun shines after the rain I believe if you don't get hurt you'll never gain I believe in not doing things the easy way I believe that being selfish doesn’t pay I believe in a second chance I believe in a life long romance I believe there is life after death And standing up to a life of mess I believe in love at first sight I believe that revenge isn’t right I believe that first impressions last And there is nothing better then a good laugh I believe that dreams do come true I believe there's destiny for me and you I believe that good things come to those who wait I believe love never arrives too late I believe something good comes from something bad I believe that for tears of happiness there are tears of sad I believe everyone has a guardian angel And the good you do will be rewarded well I believe sometimes there is no explanation I believe money can't buy people's affection I believe you don't know what you've got until it's gone I

Why Is It When Your All Most Home The Army Extends Your Stay ?
well ppl an friends i was do home in jan.5th but some how i got fcked again.it sure is nice to knw the us gov can do what ever they want when a war is going on. but when we come home from the war does the gov. give a fck any more about us hell no kick us to the crub like an old used up dog. well im here to tell all my friends an give them my word i will be comeing home in one pice to see them an hang out an what ever. much love from iraq .

Re: New Poll Shows Majority Want Immediate Iraq Troop Withdrawal
RE: New Poll Shows Majority Want Immediate Iraq Troop Withdrawal ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 19 Nov 2007, 12:17 New Poll Shows Majority Want Immediate Iraq Troop Withdrawal A Zogby poll commissioned by Alex Jones Productions has revealed that the majority of Americans are more likely to vote for a candidate who wants to begin an immediate withdrawal of troops from Iraq. http://infowars.net/articles/november2007/191107Withdrawal.htm

Tears Flowing
my tears flow. wish u would kiss them away but u can't the dixtance is too great. time slowly passes as my heart becomes your entirely. loving you even though our time has been limited almost nonexisitent. your job taking u further away testing our relationship strong i may be... but still cries. wondering if you feel like me. am i expecting to much.. tears flowing

F**k Emotions!!!!!
Ok for my first BLOG on here, some of you might get a little pissed off, but I need to get this out! For those of you that know me I normally keep to myself pretty much all the time. I don't tend to trust people with even the simplest things in my life. So when I do meet someone and open up to them, it's rare to say the least. For me to love someone, and I mean TRULY LOVE someone, is even more uncommon. So here is the situation, I'm very capable of love, no matter what some people might think! If I give my love to someone, it is a gift. Take it or leave it, but it's theirs. That doesn't mean that I will not love other people too. It is possible to love more than one person! It also doesn't mean that I expect you to love me in return. The love I give is unconditional! I can't put a limit on how much I will love someone or what they have to do to keep that love. Also, when I love someone, I'm honest with them. To a FAULT!!!!!! I can't lie to someone and say "I love you" in the same

When Your On Top
Would it hurt for the people who are at the top level to keep in touch with those who helped you get to the top. I must say, everyone who is a friend, I've chatted with them. Those who fanned me, I returned the favor. Some of you just don't care anymore. Where's the luv??????????

Dear Friends And Family
I hope everyone has a wonderful Thanksgiving just to let you know I will be canceling my fubar acct after christmas ! I have enjoyed my time here thank you all very much .. If you have myspace let me know :) BabyDoll

How American Am I?
You Are 68% American Most times you are proud to be an American. Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home. You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you! How American Are You?

One Reason That I'm The Best (out Of So Many)
HER 11/20/2007 7:22:13 PM): hey you got anything going on the second weekend in december? ME (11/20/2007 7:22:44 PM): saving the galaxy from evil space forces, but i could work you in. HER (11/20/2007 7:22:52 PM): olololololol

I So Love Squeeze
If I didnt love you Id hate you Watching you play in the bath A soap suds stickle back navy A scrubbing brush landing craft Your skin gets softer and warmer I pat you down with a towel Tonight its love by the fire My mind goes out on the prowl If I if I if I if I if i If I didnt love you Id hate you Im playing your stereogram Singles remind me of kisses Albums remind me of plans Tonight its love by the fire The wind plays over the coals Passionate looks are my fancy But you turn the look into stone If I didnt love you Would you sit and glow by the fire If I didnt love you Would you make me feel so Maybe love me Oh if I didnt love you If I didnt love you Id hate you Cocoa mugs sit side by side Its time to poke at the fire But its not tonight Looks I find Taking a bite on a biscuit The record jumps on a scratch Tonight its love by the fire The door of your loves on the latch If i, if i, if i Didnt, didnt, didnt Love you, love you, love you

Hottest Lounge!
Absolutly the best lounge on fubar! Open 24/7, best drinks around, hottest music ever, and you got to love the entertainment. If you want a drink we get it you want loven we show it you want a song damn it we play it. Come get some kitty love.

Greetings
Hi everyone! I just wanted to take a minute to show how grateful I am for my friends here at fubar by rememberthing them this Thanksgiving. Wishing you and your family a Happy Thanksgiving. This was so much easier to post in a blog rather than individually. I know it becomes less personal than an individual greeting, but like many of you here I am cooking and really don't have time to go searching for all of my friends a greeting for each page, I think that would take me a few days. LOL =) If you could all to me one favor - there are thousands of families this Thanksgiving holiday who have an empty seat at thier tables - because of our current situation in Iraq - so I ask that you please remember our Soldiers who are serving our country and are not eating with thier families today. Also, if anyone would like to you can send a text to the troops to wish them a Happy Thanksgiving by texting to 89729. This really would make thier holiday better and bring them home even if only f

Sex Is Good Medicine
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ------------------------------------------------- 2. Gentle, relaxed, lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ------------------------------------------------- 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. ------------------------------------------------- 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! ------------------------------------------------- 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depre

Knowledge, Power And Safety
Howdy ya\'ll. Back again for another dose of reality warpiung ideas and thoughts. Lets run them down alphabetically shall we? Knowledge Knowledge is much like a double-edged knife. We all need it to do what we do every day. However, we truly do not need THAT much to survive. However, there is something to be said for being able to come up with answers, solving problems and the joys of Logic. Now, the down side to having this lovely thing called knowledge is just that. Having this knowledge means that you cant not know it. I know that really does not make sense, but follow me. You learn through no means of your own, that something bad (or what you consider to be bad) will happen to someone (be it a friend or stranger). You cant UN-learn that knowledge, if you tell that person, they may not garner any knowledge of their own from it. As well as they may not learn how to be stronger by overcoming said situation. Well, what do you do? (pop quiz hot shot!). Its a nasty situatio

Dago
go touch him in that special way.... ->FairyPrint...: and, pray tell, WHY, and how you would ever be able to do that?.... sinlessfur...: nope but i can possibly make ur life a living hell...we will se how it goes ... ->sinlessfur...: Would you dress up like an ewok and let me salp your nuts with my lightsaber? sinlessfur...: darn...thought i would get sneaky...lol....well, i have worn lingerie while i fucked my ex girl in the ass... ->FairyPrint...: i just said how old i was, lol....now im asking you...what secret to tell do YOU have? sinlessfur...: what is the most perverted thing u have ever done? u shock me...by the way, how old were u when u and ur folks fucked ->FairyPrint...: s, what shocking secret to tell, do you have? ->FairyPrint...: it wasnt just one person at the same time, it was BOTH my parents. I woke up when i was 14 to my mom holding me down while my dad pile drived into me.... sinlessfur...: i have things that will shock u ...bu

Your Opinions Please
I had to add some info to my profile because I am too sweet for my own good and dont realize stuff till its almost too late. Let me know if this says the right things. Your input would be greatly appreciated!! Well it seems I need to add some info to this. I am on here to make friends. I AM NOT HERE TO GET NAKED FOR ANYONE!!!! I'm not here to meet someone and help them get their rocks off. Don't let the illusion that follows a BBW fool you. I am not desperate for a piece of ass. I am in no big rush to get laid. I am looking for something real. When the time is right, I will find the one that I deserve and that deserves me. So for those of you that want to know me just for me, I thank you!!

How To Deal With Telemarketers
- If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. - If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..." - If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located, how long it has been in business, how many people work there, how they got into this line of work, are they married?, kids?, etc. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary. - Cry out in surprise,"Judy! Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have you been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of terror as she tries to figure out where she could know you from. - Say "No", over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each one, and keep a r

Lost
Lost I don’t know if you’re pushing me away or pulling me closer I don’t know where I stand I don’t know what you want from me Or if you care at all Your words lash out and hurt Then lovingly draw me in I don’t know what you want from me Do you want this to end Don’t turn tables Or place this on me Just come out and tell me What it is you want I can’t read minds I don’t know where I stand Are you pushing me away Or are you going to finally let me in

Aussie Genies
Aussie humour! Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class in Melbourne , when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his arse. If you do not mind me saying,' stated the second, 'that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?' I regret I cannot', lamented the first Arab. 'It is permanently stuck in my arse.' 'I do not understand,' said the other. The first Arab says, 'I was walking along Russell Street, and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in Australian Flag attire with a white beard and Akubra hat came boiling out. He said, 'I am Captain Aussie, the Genie. I can grant you one wish.' I said, 'No shit?' God Bless Australia

Hot & Spicy Chicken Cuisine
Ingredients: - 750 g (1 ½ lb) or 3 fresh chicken legs, including thighs and drumstick - 2 tbs vegetable oil - 8 cloves garlic, finely chopped - 4 fresh red chilies, finely chopped - 50 g skinned roasted peanuts - 2 spring onions (scallions), cut in thirds Marinade: - 1 tsp soy sauce - ½ tsp cornflour - 1 tsp wine Sauce: - 2 tbs hot fermented bean paste - 1 tsp sugar - 1 tsp soy sauce - ½ tsp vinegar - 2 tsp sesame oil - 1 tsp cornflour dissolved in 125 ml water. How To Cook: 1. Bone the chicken legs, then cut the meat into chunks of about 2 cm (3/4 inch). Mis the marinade and cover the chicken with it. Leave aside to marinate for about 15 minutes. 2. Combine the sauce, ingredients and set aside. 3. Heat oil until hot. Add the chopped garlic and chili and stir-fry quickly for 30 seconds, then add the marinated chicken and continue stir-fry until chicken turn colour and gets firm, about 3 to 4 minutes. Add the peanuts and spring onions and stir

Prefect Love
Perfect love, Perfect trust, doesn't exist in a world of lust. old fasioned desired outdated by foolish games holding hands means nothing when you can't remember names. lips on cheeks, fingers in hair, are no longer gestures, to show you care. illusions of love, destroyed by what's real... teaches us to not trust what we feel.

Fall
The seasons last leaf, let goes and it falls Slowly descending, while the howling winds call 20 feet down, but feeling like more, 20 feet down, but 100 feet more The cold in the air, ending each breathe The beautiful leaf, losing whats left So close to warmth, but stuck in the air Reaching for help, but nothing is there It slowly withers, and its color fades, Loosing its fight and the life that its made Finally it hits with the force of a feather, But alas its too late, and cant be put back together...

How Adventurous Am I?
You Are Adventurous... Sometimes You like an adrenaline rush as much as the next person. You like your thrills in small doses. You're generally pretty calm and level headed. But sometimes you have to go wild and have a crazy adventure. Are You a Thrill Seeker?

Offtrack
Your Life is 52% Off Track Right now, you're taking things one day at a time. Some things are going well, but you can't help but wonder if you're getting the most out of life. It's time for you to slow down and reflect a little. You can change your life - but it's up to you! Are You Living The Wrong Life?

Sex
sex. Guys have you ever wondered if your woman really enjoyed the lovin' as much as she said she did? Ever wondered if that was a real orgasm, or did she fake it again? We're here to help. If your woman exhibits the more than 4 of the following, it's not just your imagination, you really are having lousy sex. 1. She's in a hurry to get it over and done with. No reason, she just wants it finished. 2. She doesn't even bother to take most of her clothes off. If the pants are gone, but she still has a hat, jacket and her purse on, and you're not having a quickie in the bathroom at McDonalds', you're in real trouble. 3. She's obviously thinking about something else. Not someone else, but something else, like the laundry. If you look at her, and she's studying her nails, making lists, or reading, you don't even want to know how deep a hole you're in. 4. She doesn't fake orgasms anymore. She knows you don't care. 5. She falls asleep before you finish. In all her snoring,

Making Yourself More Attractive To Women
Making Yourself More Attractive To Women >If you'd like to look at all of the different programs I've created to help you learn how to meet and attract women... plus watch video clips of every one of them... then check this out: http://www.DatingTechniques.com/e/17842/Catalog/?cid=ZZZ3Z1&lid=1 ***SUCCESS STORY*** Hey Dave, I just had to tell you how great your stuff is. I got your first email (ten things most guys do) and before I finished reading the list went to the site and ordered the book. I figured what can I lose, I don't have success now and I spent more then $40 on my last date and they offer a 100% money back deal. I read it as soon as I downloaded it then read it again the next day, of course went and bought comedy writing secrets the 3rd day and read that the same afternoon. I have to tell you I was clueless before I read your book. I would naturally get a few women attracted to me when I wasn't trying because I didn't have interest in the

Where Am I
This is a question we all ask our self at one time or another. It seems to be a simple question with a simple answer. But as we really look at the question, it’s not as simple as we would like to think and the answer is even harder to come up with once we truly understand the question. I myself have ask this for many a time and still not really sure what it all means until about a year or so ago. Where am I? Could be in many places at once but not really cause it can’t be done. So what we have is still the same question. Over the past year I have gone thru a lot of hardship and good ship and even a few thing that I’m still not sure of. But I have learned thru it all that you are where your mind put you. What I mean by this is your mind is where you are. It will put you places that you have never been and even places you have been and will be again. For me it’s just a matter of what I am thinking at the time and that’s where I am. The problem with this is I am thinking all the tim

What Kind Of Kisser Are You?
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... What's Your Kissing Style? MY RESULT:Feisty Kisser You're ready to knock 'em dead with your kisses (or at least rough them up a little bit). We know this much about you -- you're an enthusiastic kisser. You'd run a mile for the right kiss, and afterwards you'd still have enough energy in you to squeeze the living breath out of the person you're kissing. While we love your gusto, don't be afraid of playing hard-to-get every now and then. It'll keep your crushes on their toes (and keep their skin relatively bruise-free). Take This Quiz!

2008 Democratic National Convention Schedule Of Events
2008 Democratic National Convention Schedule of Events 7:00 pm ~ Opening flag burning 7:15 pm ~ Pledge of Allegiance to the U. N. 7:20 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 7:25 pm ~ Nonreligious prayer & worship with Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton 7:45 pm ~ Ceremonial tree hugging 7:55 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 8:00 pm ~ How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore 8:35 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 8:40 pm ~ Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry 9.00 pm ~ Memorial service for Saddam & sons - Cindy Sheehan & Susan Sarandon 10:00 pm ~ 'Answering Machine Etiquette' - Alec Baldwin 11:00 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 11:05 pm ~ Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund -Barbra Streisand 11:15 pm ~ Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn 11:30 pm ~ Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton 11:45 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 11:50 pm ~ How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard Dean 12:15 am ~ 'Truth in

Helping Others
so as we discussed in my blog this morning... my horoscope said I should help others... well I did just that... I bought a ticker you know to lead others to the most helpful loving person on fubar:P to nice of me I know I know :P keep your eyes open I havent seen it yet:D

Cum On In
Come Join us in ROBBIE'S FLIRT PALACE!! JUST CLICK THE PIC BELOW TO ENTER! Let's get some more of ya'll in there... to the 30th member: any VIP gift ya want... and to the 50th member... a big pimpin gift (which we will figure out!!!) So Cum Flirt with ME!!!!!!

Boyfriends
Well, Everything's going alright in my lil world. I'm working again. Which is cool. Getting more out of the house. Yay. And, Saturday, Andrew and I, had a well, not a fight per se.... but, we just had some talking we had to do. Just a lot of stuff going on. I love the guy with all of my heart... but some stuff needs to change. We talked a lot about it. I'm hoping it does change... Otherwise... nothing new is really going on... I'm exhausted. I'm tired. I'm cranky. And this very moment, I'm quite aggitated. so, whatever, i'll blog tomorrow

12 Days Of Ems Christmas!!
On the first day of Christmas, my dispatcher gave to me... One little ol' Grandma who fell and hurt her knee. On the second day of Christmas, my dispatcher gave to me... 2mg of Narcan for the out of work person who wants to end it all by taking her husband's pain pills and won't tell me what she took and is feeling suicidal, And Grandma who fell and hurt her knee. On the third day of Christmas, my dispatcher gave to me.... Three stacked shocks for the 88 year old man who instead of paying the neighbor kid 5 bucks to shovel his driveway, decided to do it himself and have the big one in the driveway, 2mg of Narcan for the psycho chick trying to off herself, And Grandma who fell and hurt her knee. On the fourth day of Christmas, my dispatcher gave to me.... 4 in the morning I have to go to the nursing home because someone has had the flu for like 16 years and all of a sudden needs to go to the hospital NOW, Three stacked shocks for the full arrested popsicle, 2mg

Longing For The Day
I want to be the one he wakes up thinking about. I want to be the one that when i look at him he knows how special he is to me. I want to be the one he loves uncondtionally. I want to be the one that makes him smile. I want to be the one he turns to when he needs comforting. I want to be the one he goes to bed thinking about. I want to be the one that fills his dreams. one day he may come along and maybe he wont but i will long for the day when he does for when he does my heart will be uncondtionally his.

Memories (published)
Being held in your arms.. your touch apon my face.. the feel of your heart beating.. the way your skin tastes.. The way you looked when your asleep.. your smile when you were happy.. the way you'd sing all the time.. even if some of the songs were sappy.. How you could make me smile at the silliest of things.. How you'd say..I love you.. and make my heart sing.. These memories are all I have, all that's left to the kids and me, For the man I loved more than life, Decided to WALK OUT on our family.

Do You Really Know Me.....take A Shot At It...
How Well Do You Know Me? Answer These Question and Find Out...... My name: Summarize me in one sentence: Where did we meet? Take a stab at my middle name? How long have you known me? When is the last time that we saw each other? Do I drink? Do I smoke? Do I do Drugs? Am I happy? Am I a good person? What was your first impression of upon meeting me/seeing me? What's one of my favorite things to do? Who Do i love more than my life? Am I funny? Have you ever made me smile..if so when? What's my favorite type of music? Have you ever seen me cry? Can I sing? What is the best feature about me? Am I shy or outgoing? Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules? Do I have any special talents? Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what)? Have you ever hugged me? Kissed me? Have you ever seen me naked? What is my favorite food? Am i a goo

Natural Vegetable Based Products
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Debbi's Encounter [erotic Poetry]
breathing in the cool autumn air scented by an excited erotic pair I just want a quick little taste this night's way too good to waste hearing these words her heart raced her hungry desires wantonly faced her back arched as he pulled down her jeans she thought we're acting like two horny teens her mind filled with hot, steamy lust his burning lips on her body, now on her bust then kissing her lower, and lower still the sweet anticipation now melts her will his mouth moves on her wet slit, pauses, then on to her clit kisses and laps, and now a tongue, then sucking a bit he starts a fire that burns in her soul her hips thrust upwards, wanting the goal I've given in and, he'll get no more she says stop while his eyes implore her fickle mind takes back control and demurely she assumes a maidenly role while driving home she is confused he used no force, she wasn't abused he was a stranger, not a beau but why'd she do it she wanted to know she wanted the fam

Updated Page
To all my Family, Friends and Fans, i updated my page a little so feel free to come on by and check it out!! Also if You haven't please sign my guestbook!! Show me some love while Your at it please!!! All love will be returned!!!

Minion
...almost there. {Giggles} Main Entry: min·ion Pronunciation: ˈmin-yən Function: noun Etymology: Middle French mignon darling Date: circa 1500 1 : a servile dependent, follower, or underling 2 : one highly favored : idol 3 : a subordinate or petty official

Pretty Pissed
right now im pretty mad cause when it comes too people need help leveling up im the first or one of the people that comes and tries too help with even thinking if i should or not. But when it comes too me needing help and asking for i get one person and only one person that comes too help me when i needed it soo im just wondering why no one can take a few mins. outta there day to go too someones page and rate something...........

A Woman's Brain
Have you ever wondered how a woman's brain works? Well....it's finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration: Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about something that needs to be done, a decision or a problem that needs to be solved A man has only 2 balls and they take up all his thoughts.

Beautiful Poem Taz Wrote For Me
This is a poem my friend Taz wrote for me. He is a sweetheart. Thanks so much for this. This Rose As I look at this rose I think of the love we share So beautiful and lively Delicate and rare As I look at this rose I think of the time we've spent Pleasant memories fill my mind Like this rose sweet smelling scent As I look at this rose So lovely and gentle to touch Tears fill my eyes Because I love you so much my though of you are as a rose so beautiful and so sweet love you always and forever mark

Angels
A drunk man in an Oldsmobile. They said had run the light That caused the six-car pileup On 109 that night. When broken bodies lay about "And blood was everywhere," "The sirens screamed out eulogies," For death was in the air. "A mother, trapped inside her car," Was heard above the noise; Her plaintive plea near split the air: "Oh, God, please spare my boys!" She fought to loose her pinned hands; "She struggled to get free," But mangled metal held her fast In grim captivity. Her frightened eyes then focused "On where the back seat once had been," But all she saw was broken glass and Two children's seats crushed in. Her twins were nowhere to be seen; "She did not hear them cry, " "And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, " "Oh, God, don't let them die! " Then firemen came and cut her loose, " "But when they searched the back, " "They found therein no little boys, " But the seat belts were intact. They thought the woman had gone mad "And was traveling alone, " "But when they turned

Naughty Survey
[b][i]naughty survey[/i][/b] by [url=http://www.pimp-my-profile.com/users/pascaltime/]pascaltime[/url] [i]when was the last time you did the dirty deed?:[/i] last night [i]was it with someone on your friend list?:[/i] no [i]how was it?:[/i] amazing [i]would you do it again?:[/i] ofcourse [i]is there anyone else on your friend list you would conider?:[/i] yesss [i]do they know?:[/i] prob [i]are they friends with the person you last did it with?:[/i] nope [i]do you make noise during?:[/i] always [i]are you blushing?:[/i] nahh [i]fav postion?:[/i] doggy or on top [i]do you own porn?:[/i] yep [i]whats better a good kisser?or a good lay?:[/i] a little of both [i]what do you wear to bed?:[/i] boxers [i]handcuffs?:[/i] i own them :P [i]video?:[/i] not really [i]do you have a signature move?:[/i] lol, i dunno [i]would you rather be in love with the person you have sex with?:[/i] ye ^^ [i]have you ever had sex with someone and their friends?:[/i] lol, ye