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Who Is God...
A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both son. God is both." After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?" "Both son, both." "Daddy, does God love children?" "Yes son, he loves all children." The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"
Anyone Need Help Leveling Or Contest
if anyone ever needs help leveling or help with contest please let me know i would be more then happy to help you out. It is all i can do to repay everyone back for helping me level up when i needed help. Thanks again for everyone that helped me level you are awesome all of you
Are You A 90s Kid??
LOVE THE 90's Body: Anybody under the age of 11 should not read this, and if you do, you should not repost this. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the nineties just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if: You've ever ended a sentence with the word "SIKE!" You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air" You remember when Kurt Cobain, Tupac, River Phoenix, and Selena died. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House" You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember that abercrombie and fitch wasnt that craved You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off" You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf. You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes
Dear Alcohol, But I Still Love You!
Dear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around at the holidays, hidden inside chocolates, as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night? 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce, along with a big Italian meatball an
Ok here I go again..I'm annoyed..and a little nope a lot pissed. I hate fake ass people and they just seem to not get it. How are you going to try and be my friend or even get in my pants and be a liar!! Nope not happening. I appreciate the I dont!! Let me get this out of the way... listen to me very carefully!! If your fake..Don't bother me. I hate that more than anything and I'm warning you now..nothing good will come out of it if and when I find out the truth about you..don't shout me and don't bother me.. Please have a great day and drive on thru
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May I
May I kiss you As the tip of my tongue traces around your lips May I kiss you As I press my lips gently to yours May I kiss you As my tongue tickles yours May I kiss you Rubbing lips back and fourth May I kiss you As I suck on your lower lip May I kiss you As we thrust our tongues in and out May I kiss you As you see how much I want you now ...
Walking Through The Fields Of Memory Watching Them Fall Like Flakes Of Snow To The Earth - Wondering About Yesterday Not Considering Tomarrow - Then Your Voice I Heard Calling To Me So Softly - Like An Angels Love Or A Demons Con - Words Of Love Those Are What You Speak - Remembering When You Would'nt Look My Way Now You Look Through Me - The Memory Fades You're Standing In Front Of Me - Reaching Out To You My Arms Wrap Around You - Now You're Heart's Mine Now We've Got Nothing But Time - Watching The Memories Fall From The Heavens Like Snow Flakes To The Earth - They Gently Melt Away On The Soft Earth Making Sure That New Roots Get Fed - They Will Grow Strong With Time WithStand Any Forces That Come Their Way - Just Like .. You and I ~All Sad or Happy Memories Make Us Who We Are~ ~They Make Us Strong~ ~So We Too Can Take Any Storm Head On~ ~With All Good Or Bad Things That Happen, All They Do Is Make Us Stronger~ ~No Matter What~ ~Some
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The Watcher
He sat in his office, looking across the quad, watching her through her office window in the next building. Most of the lights on campus were off. Evening classes were over and the offices were closed, but she stayed, as she did most evenings, finishing up her paperwork. He reached across his desk and his many piles of books and research material to click off his desk lamp. Illuminated only by the soft glow of his computer monitor he sat back and watched her for a few minutes. Slowly, his hand reached for the phone. He dialed her extension and watched her jump, startled, as the phone beside her rang. "Hello" she answered, hesitantly. Instinctively looking out to try to catch a glimpse of him but his office was too dark: he could not be seen. In the background he could hear the music she was playing. The haunting Celtic harp music filling the space around her, making her seem even more ethereal. "You look so beautiful tonight, my precious. I love watching you work. I
Take Me Heart And Don't Break It
I had a broken heart, That I thought nobody could ever fix. I thought I loved a guy that loved me back, But I guess I was wrong. You came along and made me one of the happiest girls alive. You took my broken heart and made it one of the best hearts anyone could have. Now you have my heart and I hope you wont break it. Because the guy who did, Is suffering now that I don't love him the way I use to. I am trusting you with my heart, And you better not break it, Because once you do you will never be able to put it back together.
A Strong Woman
Happened to the "I'm bored" widget? now what am I gonna do to pass the time away when everyone is quiet?
Cancel False Alert
I found the "im bored" its now under fun and games and is called "hot or not" I now return you to your regularly scheduled happy hour. :-)
A Moonless Night
if the glowing red of love turned black as night if that night was void of a moon and if that moon was hiding from every lie ever told and if those lies were told with the best of intentions yet those intentions had never known the glowing red of love would you have recognized the moonless night? ~angela bennett 2007
the sweeping clouds of time are revealing a lost hope hope revealed to me not you the only thing time can offer you is stinging regret like an insect laying in wait a predator lurking in the brush waiting until you least expect it sinking its teeth into what is left of your soul time for me is beautiful time for you is agony ~angela bennett 2007
I'm Pissed Cause....
Sorry guys. I didn't expect to get 20 "why you pissed" messages when I changed my status. lol. To answer everyone's question, this is what happened. We gave our landlord's over $1600 in June. That was 6 months rent. Well we found out a couple hours ago that all they paid on the place out of OUR money was $400. Now they are going to foreclose and we have to move. Thank God another one of our friends is going to let us move in one of his houses with no deposit. The only thing that SUX about the house we are moving into is it's only 2 bedroom, 1 bath and there are 5 of us. But oh well. I guess it could be worse. I'm just really trying to calm down right now. I hope you all have a great night. pray for us please! *hugs* ~Melinda
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Job Change
today is my last day here .... I can be reached at I'm not sure when I will be back online but I will check periodically. Thanks Ya'll I will miss ya! Suzanne
~ Hate From A Chruch Against Our Troops ~
Watch this stupid ass video then copy and paste the links below specially the one on Thank God for IED's How in the FUCK can someone get aways with this? This is NOT a 1st amendment issue this is pure hate. Online Videos by i would love to have 5 min with the son of a bitch Thank God for IED Love the thoughts of Dead Troops FUCK i am so pissed
Something A Lil Different
I doubt anyone will do this BUT id like to see if anyone does....all u have to do is fill in the blanks and send it to me....... Dear _____, Love,I have some confessions to make. Brace yourself. I want to lie--I want to lie in bed next to you and feel your ____ body against mine. I want to cheat--I want to break all the rules and give you one of the hottest, steamiest nights of ________ you've ever had. I want to steal--I want to steal your heart and soul and make you thrill to my every ________ as I make _________ to you. And last, I want a divorce--I want to divorce life and leave the whole ________ behind, and focus only on you and how good I can make you ________. Love, ________
The New Job
I'm sure the (very) few friends that I have left on here have noticed that I'm hardly ever around anymore... and that's due to my new job (which I started back in May, 07). When I made the choice to leave my job of 13 years, I was really nervous and didn't know whether I was making the right choice. Well, I'm happy to say that I DID made the right decision for myself and my family! The hours are much better, the work is less stressful and the perks have been rather sweet as well! I haven't really made and good friends at my new workplace (like the ones I left behind), but everyone is nice... I haven't detected any jerks yet... well, maybe one (other than ME, of course)! lol I'm generally not a "blogger", but I wanted to take a minute to let the few of you that still stop by my page anymore to know that things are going really well for me, but I do miss my good friends from here... which is why I try to leave comments for you when I'm on. The quality of a good friendship neve
Days Of The Week Candles Colors
DAY OF THE WEEK CANDLE COLOURS Sunday : Yellow Monday : White Tuesday : Red Wednesday : Purple Thursday : Blue Friday : Green Saturday : Black
The Blues
“The blues is losing someone you love and not having enough money to immerse yourself in drink.” ~Henry Rollins
“Don't do anything by half. If you love someone, love them with all your soul. When you go to work, work your ass off. When you hate someone, hate them until it hurts.” ~Henry Rollins
~ Brookwood American Cemetery And Memorial In England ~
The 4.5 acre Brookwood American Cemetery and Memorial in England lies to the west of the large civilian cemetery built by the London Necropolis Co. and contains the graves of 468 of our military dead. Close by are military cemeteries and monuments of the British Commonwealth and other allied nations. Automobiles may drive through the Commonwealth or civilian cemeteries to the American cemetery. Within the American cemetery the headstones are arranged in four plots, grouped about the flagpole. The regular rows of white marble headstones on the smooth lawn are framed by masses of shrubs and evergreen trees which form a perfect setting for the chapel, a classic white stone building on the north end of the cemetery. The interior of the chapel is of tan-hued stone. Small stained-glass windows light the altar and flags and the carved cross above them. On the walls within the chapel are inscribed the names of 563 of the missing. Rosettes mark the names of those since recovered and identifi
Like Free Cd's And Dvd's? Foundrymusic Needs Writers!
Do you like free CDs and DVDs? Are you opinionated? Do you consider yourself a music or video snob? Do you have a natural tendency towards sarcasm? If so, you could work for us...for free! Foundry is looking for some volunteer music staffers. We need people to work on posting headlines, writing reviews, and writing and conducting interviews. If you are here, you already know the kind of work we do and what kinds of music we deal with. Of course, the gig comes with the obligatory pile of free CDs and/or DVDs if you get the gig, and the more you review...the more you get! Trust us, we have PILES of material coming in each week, just waiting for you to put your own snide stamp on it. If you are interested please email us with your contact info. Please include some writing samples, and a resume (if it applies). We will contact people we are interested in, and those who don't hear back from us, well, go about your life knowing you weren't good enough to make an ass out of yourself
19,000 To Level
Why I Need Someone With A Penis...
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Suds In The Bucket- Sorry But I Got To Go
She was in the backyard, say it was a little past nine When her prince pulled up, a white pickup truck Her folks should of seen it comin' it was only just a matter of time Plenty old enough, and you can't stop love. She stuck a note on the screen door "Sorry but I got to go" That was all she wrote, her mama's heart was broke That was all she wrote, so the story goes (Chorus) Now her daddy's in the kitchen starin' out the window, scratchin' and a rackin' his brains How could 18 years just up'n and walk away? Our little pony-tail girl grown up to be a woman Now she's gone in the blink of an eye She left the suds in the bucket and the clothes hangin' out on the line Now don't you wonder what the preacher's gonna preach about sunday mornin' Nothing quite like this has happened here before Well he must have been a looker, a smooth talkin' son of gun For such a grounded girl to just up and run Course you can't fence time, and you can't stop love (2nd Chorus) N
Im Alive (i Think)
So I`have been a busy little bee with no honey to show for it. Or much of any fun either. So in my absence I see that this place has changed its name again. Damed Assholes cant they make up their mind yet. Anyways For those of you that give a crap about me and actually have taken the time to talk to me I am still alive by the way.
Ok I Know This Is Old News 4 Some And Others R Sick Of Hearing About It But U Have Got Toosee This Shit
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My Wedding Angel
Black - Michael Heals Nikita
There are 5 modalities of healing in this video, and it is not safe for the weak, or faint hearted. I prefer the 5th modality, personally.
15 Tips To Earning Rewards From Allah
15 Tips to Earning Rewards from Allah 1- Avoid Things that Allah has forbidden, including the great sins as well as continually performing the lesser sins, and perform what Allah orders us to perform: The prophet peace be upon him said: “Allah has recorded the good deeds and the evil deeds. Then he made them clear: He who has intended a good deed and does not do it, Allah writes it down with Him as a performed good deed; but if he intends it and does perform it; Allah records for him from ten good deeds to seven hundred times that or more than that. If he intends to do an evil deed and does not do it, then Allah writes it down as a good deed; but if he intends an evil deed and performs it, Allah records it as one evil deed” (Sahih Al-Jami) 2- Reciting the Quran and pondering over it’s meanings: The Prophet peace be upon him said, “Whoever recites one word from the Book of Allah will be rewarded for a good deed and ten more like it; and I don’t say that Alif Lam Mim is a word but
Eh I Was Bored
1. What is your best friend's Dad's name? Now that is gonna depend on which best friend we are speaking of 2. What body part do you hate on everybody? Yeah there are feet and noses, not a big fan of either really 3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had? I really am not sure I ever had a hot teacher, well one that I found hot since my idea of hot does not match every one elses 4. Have you ever made out in a basement? Yeah but never with anyone I ever wanted to 5. What body part do you wash first in the shower? Now, am I in this shower alone 6. Do you have any piercings?.. Down to just my ear and my nipple now 7. Do you have any tattoos? No really good ones yet 8. Is your driveway steep? If I had one I would make sure it was 9. What's your favorite flavored Pringles? Hmmm, not a potato chip fan really 10. Have you ever been tied up? Not by who I want to tie me up dammit 11. What was the worst thing you ever got grounded for? Oh good lord who
Phoenix by BlueWolf © The woman with mosaic eyes And flaxen hair of desert gold, A Phoenix in the August sky Where passion ‘neath the surface lie; A creature awesome to behold. Bewitched, I ‘came upon her gaze; With silent spell from ancient time She quickly set my soul ablaze; A swoon, my heart; entangled daze; Enraptured in her nights sublime. In her, I held the prophecy; Confident there was no other Promise of immortality, In her, I found my destiny, And embraced my children’s mother. With her I dreamed to be interred; Complete, a life of countless years. Inseparable, it seems now absurd, to cling to her, that fiery bird. I miss her whisper in my ears.
September 3, 2007
You are especially helpful today, even if you might be a bit grumpy about it. Try not to let people's lack of obvious gratitude wear you down -- you should get a big thank you when you least expect it.
Stupid Ass People!
if you reading this, i take it that your on my friends list. let me start by saying alot of people that has accepted me as there friend are starting to be very rude. let me make one thing clear , i am here to talk to new people and hopefully make some new friends, i am not here to get my ass chewed out becuase i didn't read your 9 page fucking biography. i feel that if i ask you where you are from , and i get some dumbass remark about how i didn't remember your entire profile, please take me off of your list. it's a simple fucking question. if it's that hard to talk to someone on here , why are you here? so anyone that doesn't want me as a friend please remove me , but don't get all pissy cuase i didn't memorize your pro. i want to talk to real people on here, not profiles. this is supposed to be "the 1st online bar" , the last time i talked to someone at a bar i didn't know shit about them , so why should i here. this isn't eharmony , so please get the picture or delete me. it's that
For My Ducky....(jamie)
TO MY BEST FRIEND AND THE LOVE OF MY LIFE........ Did you know that I loved you Did you know I cared Did you see my thoughts And the dreams we might have shared Did you know I admired you Did you know I cared Did you see my eyes And the trusting that was there Did you know I honored you Did you know I cared Did you see my hands As they reached to stroke you head Did you know I trusted you DId you know I cared You had everything I am And only to you was my soul shared Did you know I loved you Did you know I cared Can you see my tears No feelings being spared Did you know I loved you
Solitary Samhain Ritual
Solitary Samhain Ritual Author: Erica Frank Tools needed: A knife (must be sharp) Apples or Grapes (pref. room temperature or warm) Pomegranate (pref. chilled) God and Goddess Candles on the altar Small serving dishes Call elements Cast your circle Invoke deities by saying: "Gaia, who nurtures all life, send your son Pan, Lord of the fields and flocks. May he join me in celebration and revelry." Light the God Candle and say: "Pan, master of beasts and rough, primal forces--enter this circle; share your wild abandon! Bring to us joys and lusts; bring the last kiss of summer before the cold of winter. Join me, Pan! IO EVOE! Face Altar Saying: "Ouranous, who rules the heavens, send your daughter Hekate, She who guards against the terrors of the night. May she join me in celebration and reflection." Light Goddess candle and say: "Hekate, queen of night and the restless spirits--enter this circle, share your peace and wisdom. Bring calm and endurance; brin
Bath Love Spell
Bath Love Spell Submitted by Cassandra First you must clean your bathroom, clean everything, the mirrors, the counter, the get the picture. Then cover all the mirrors in the room with either pink or white sheets. Next light three white candles and place them around the tub. Draw a bath and add your choice of bath milk, salts or bath beads. You can even use scented bubble bath or scented soap. You should also but on a mushy love songs CD or just something that means something to you and that person... Get in and focus on the person that you want called to you. If you don't have anyone in particular focus on what you want in a lover. Chant "Negativity is washed away, I am renewed as of today, Many heads will turn my way, the ones I choose will wish to stay." While washing your body. Do everything you would normaly do, shave wash your hair... When your done washing repeat, "Negativity is washed away, I am renewed as of today, Many heads will turn m
Back-to-school Internet Safety Tips Back-to-School Internet Safety Tips Mon Aug 27, 2007 4:32PM EDT See Comments (13) Since there can never be too many reminders for kids on how to stay safe online, here are seven from the Illinois Attorney General, Lisa Madigan. She joined with the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children, Microsoft, Best Buy and the Geek Squad, and an Illinois retail association to spread the word on safe online practices. Best Buy and other retailers will be distributing 20,000 mouse pads emblazoned with these seven tips during Back-to-School shopping days: * Never post personal information online. * Don't put strangers on your buddy list. * Don't post potentially embarrassing images of yourself online. * Remember that anyone can read blogs. * Communicate only with friends and family. * Tell your parents if you receive anything that makes you feel uncomfortable. * Think before you post any information about yourself--
Laugh For September 3
Labor Day Weekend
There's a lot has been said 'bout the breast--- Like how nicely they feel when they're pressed. But when push comes to shove, In this business of love, Its "twats" 'tween the legs that is best.It's only human nature after all If a fellow puts a girl against the wall And puts his inclination Into her accomodation To increase the population Of the rising generation--- Why, it's only human nature after all.My back aches, my pussy is sore, I simply can't fuck any more, I'm covered with sweat, And you haven't come yet, And my God, it's a quarter to four!A lovely young virgin named Lynne Once said about fucking, "It's sin." But a fellow named Tang, With a twenty-inch wang, Made her cry to the heavens, "It's in!"roses are red violets are corney when i think of you oh baby i ged hor
Who Wants Watermelon????
Walnut Chicken Recipe
INGREDIENTS: * 3 to 4 pounds chicken pieces * 1/4 cup vegetable oil * 1 cup sliced fresh or frozen green beans * 3/4 cup sliced celery, with some leaves * 1 teaspoon salt * 1 teaspoon brown sugar * 1/4 teaspoon pepper * 1 cup chicken broth * 1 tablespoon cornstarch * 1 tablespoons soy sauce * 1 cup fresh sliced mushrooms * 1 can (5 ounces) sliced water chestnuts * 1/2 cup walnuts PREPARATION: In a large heavy skillet, heat oil. Add chicken and brown on all sides; reduce heat, cover, and let chicken cook slowly for 20 minutes. Add green beans, celery, seasonings, and broth. Cook 8 to 10 minutes.Combine cornstarch and soy sauce; stir into the chicken mixture with mushrooms, and cook until thickened. Add water chestnuts and walnuts; heat through. If desired, garnish with walnuts and serve on hot cooked rice. Serves 4 to 6.
Pokemon bring all the boys to the yard. And they're like: "You wanna trade cards?" Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I can beat you, I got Charizard.
September 4, 2007
People tend to appreciate your willingness to let go of formalities and just cut to the chase, which is exactly what you should be doing today. Something big needs to be addressed right away.
In The Shower...
The clothes lay scattered on the floor. The steam seeps out from behind the door and I tentatively place one hand inside. Deciding it's perfect, I slide the door the rest of the way open and step inside. The hot water hits my skin and I instantly relax. I stand for a moment and let the water hit my face. Running down over my shoulders, it swirls over my skin, gently pooling around my feet. Turning slowly, I let the heat permeate my body. My hair becomes quickly saturated and i let my hands smooth it down over my scalp. My eyes closed, my head back, I relax for a moment and think of you. The water pulses over my skin and I feel your fingers there instead. The soft slow caress of your knowledgeable hands. Do you know the power you have over me? One touch from you and I melt. I can't help but let my hands move where yours should be. Water cascades down me, making my fingers glide easily over my body. It's your hands moving over me, your body I want so much. My fingers find the hard ni
Tua Per Sempre
Tua Per Sempre We were worlds that came together, planets that collide. I held her fast so readily, she kept me snug inside. I found her loving nature, and offered to her mine. I touched her wet forever, left part of me behind. We were the flames on candles, wax dripping off the end. We forgot where one of us started, or when it would begin.. We were the moaning oceans, voices set in night. Two starless dreams set adrift, such a sweet delight. She waits now so impatient, the night to start anew. Our clothes in clumsy clutter, and all I wear is you. D. Cohen
Got In Trouble Trying To Teach My Nephews
I had my nephews Stay at my house over the Labor day week end and I was trying to give them my wisdom....................................... Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you've got the world's most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she's going to worry about how you like her body. Tell her it's beautiful, tell her which parts you like best, tell her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you down between her legs. Now stop and look at what you see I told the boys as I pointed to a female guest at our party. Beautiful, isn't it? There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her pussy. I know. They come in all different sizes, colors and shapes; some have thick luscious lips that come out to greet you. Some are nested in brushes of fur and others are covered with transparent fuzz. Appreciate your woman's unique qualities and tell her what makes her special. Women are a good deal more verbal than men, especially during love-making. They also respond more
Hidden Days
i come alive at night when the silence falls i feel enlightened in the fall when the coldness calls im at one with the sky ,the trees and the lake im in motion with the waves standing in their wake alone in the woods I can feel the earth seeing my breath it becomes a rebirth the stress of life has slipped away and wont return for at least this day becoming one with everything being a part of it seems to bring me back from the walls ive been behind from the darkness inside i will climb feeling good as im touched by the sun's warm rays cherishing them on hidden days
New Pics Updated .....
I have added a shit load of new pics all folders are now open for rating! I will return all love! Peace! Anti
Looking For Friends
just wanted to get something off my chest. here it goes......... first of all i am so tired of most people thinking they are better then everyone else. i am not here to stalk anyone or hunt them down. i am here to make friends and meet people to talk to. i send people drinks and notes and i get nothing in return. i know they get them cause after i send it they check me out. but because i am not a supermodel or a porn star looking type of girl i guess they feel like that be better off ignoring me. well yes it does bother me but it isnt going to ruin my life now that i got it off my chest. i am a honest, sweet and caring person with a heart as big as i am ( so i am told over and over again by my family and friends) so all i am asking is get to know me before you judge me by my looks. thank you for listening and have a wonderful day love lisa
Allow Me To Reinterate....
It certainly is not my fault I know the right people to get what I want. I wanted to meet Drowning Pool and hang out with them and had the oppertunity to do so. Just because my friend and I were handed tourbus passes and hung out with Drowning Pool and Diecast until 1 or 2am does NOT mean anything happened between us. The absolute truth is, there was about 10-15 people on the tourbus and all we did was drink and listen to music. People that were also on the bus and can vouche for that would be some of the members of The Wedge staff. Just because SOMEONE got a bug up her ass because her and her friend did not seem interesting enough in conversation to be given tourbus passes does not mean she should go around telling people I slept with the band. I did not and would not sleep with anyone in ANY band and Drowning Pool knew this. It is likely even the reason they were willing to hang out with me. All they wanted was cool people that could hold an intelligent conversation, NOT groupies. I
I'm So Friggin Excited
Finally...I got my first perfect score on DDR Extreme a triple A Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!
Baby Baby Baby
Baby, baby, baby Tell me do you really love me Baby, baby, baby Will you always be there for me? I can't live without your loving Baby, can't you see Baby, baby, baby Tell me do you love me now I can't wait to see your face everyday I can't explain the way I feel When I'm around you There's a space in my heart That belongs to you only And nothing else in this world Comes close to you Do you understand what I am saying Do you understand me? Got a thing for you and I'm not playing It's something I need to know Baby, baby, baby Tell me do you really love me Baby, baby, baby Will you always be there for me? I can't live without your loving Baby, can't you see Baby, baby, baby Tell me do you love me now Tell me do you love me now I can't imagine how my life would be without you Oooop I don't know if I'd survive another day Oooop No pressure, but I'd like to keep you safely Promise me it's real And that you would never fake it Do you understand what I
Show Some Love...please
Please feel free to come by my contest page , I need 20,000 comments to get a VIP for a month... I will return the love that you give... HUGS~N~KISSES SNUGGLEKITTY Thank you to all that have already show love.
However it's spelled, leave it to the fricking army to f**k over, or trying to, my husband who went to iraq for thier sorry asses AND was injured and thanks to THEM he never got his injury corrected so NOW he has a perm. profile yet THEY want to give him to run around and try and chapter him out instead of med boarding him for a reclass or to get out. PLEASE keep us in your prayers as we try and get this straight we are on a tight schedule and time is running out. These JERKS are trying to get rid of him by the end of this month. How's that for a thank you for serving your country??!!?? He risked his life had to stay a year away from his kids and me and this is the thanks he gets??!??GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Well, they can bite me and shove it because I KNOW the laws and WHO to talk to in order to get this resolved the way it NEEDS to be resolved. Anyhow, if we aren't on for awhile, now you will know why. Thanks for letting me vent.
Don't Tell Me
A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees? "I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me?" Confused, the father asked what was wrong? The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the "There's no Easter Bunny" speech. At seven, I got the "There's no Tooth Fairy" speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the "There's no Santa" speech. If you're going to tell me that, "grown-ups don't really get laid," I'll have nothing left to live for.
~ Melanie - Brand New Key ~
Ok yea it a funny song but i like it And ya know looking at here Music was so smiple back then, Woman, Guitar, crowd, Hit. No fancy lights, smokes, mirrors.
~ Patriotic Tribute To Our Military ~
We Thank you Very Much
Dear Diary
DOG DIARY 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! CAT DIARY Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt t
Update On My Week Of Hell!!
Ok, so the drunk came into my house to goto the bathroom after i let him in! He slept inside after my kids went to school. I took a half day off and came home to watch over the drunk and make sure he was ok. I wasn't enableing him, just looking out for his safety. I had him call a few rehab clinics to get a bed and it took about 5 hours of him falling asleep and calling to finally find one. One catch though, it won't be available till tomorrow morning at 9am. So i have to drive him about 45 mins. to the place. Hopefully this time it will help?! He has been in about 20 diff. times throughout his life and having him here makes my life unmanageable which is why i went to AA to do the 12 steps in the first place. So after tomorrow i will work on my sanity and get back to working on myself. U can't fix anybody who isn't ready in their heart to be fixed. Lesson of a lifetime! We learn from our mistakes. Learn from urs! My only advice! Say a prayer for me and for my friend! Thank-u!
They Will Pay!!!!!!!!!!!
You know the saying "Hell hath no fury like a women scorn?" Well THIS is worse.......WAY worse!!!! All I can say is that if everything doesn't go the way it should because it's what he deserves and is more then due him.....the press will be WELL alerted of what they do to soldiers who go fight to protect us, risk thier lives doing so, being seperated from thier family doing so, get injured doing so and to top it off not getting the proper care to fix the injury just to get screwed in the end which will leave our family broke and homeless as a result of thier carelessness and uncaringness. That's saying enough without saying to much. I am ONLY after justice and ONE way or the other I WILL get it!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Whole Story
Back in the early 13th century, when she was passing for human, Lady Death's name was Hope. She was the daughter of Matthias, whose ancestors 666 generations back had been among Lucifer's fallen angels; and Marion, a woman so pure and good her lineage went all the way to Heaven itself. Hope grew up with Mom, who died when she was in her teens, so she went to stay with Dad. But he was so hard to live with, her ancestral home, Hell, seemed more attractive. There, she got caught up in centuries-old conspiracies and machinations, and wound up ruling the place, but because of a curse couldn't return to Earth as long as anyone lived here. That's why she adopted everybody's death as a personal goal. Lady Death was first seen in Evil Ernie #1, a comic book about a super-powered, undead homicidal maniac, dated December, 1991. She'd been the impetus behind Ernie's drive to annihilate everybody, appearing in his dreams to offer her more-than-ample charms in return for his effort. The story was This Video>>>>>
Do Spiders Date?
• Good Morning. I am in the mitts of a sneezing frenzy. My gosh those get to me. Where was I? Oh no where yet I have just begun. I have heard there are various forms of dating rituals and who is and who are the most dominating of the species. Who is not, and who gives a flying…The average person could care less. They are just happy to be there, be loved and feel secure…right? Well, perhaps not. Let us take the equation just a step further. Dating. There are various types of dates, well lets not get into the if ands and buts of the dates or better yet lets change from human to Animal’s for instance. I believe some of us can be considered animals in…well let’s move on this is getting out of control in my head so I am lane changing once more without signaling first. Take for instance spiders…ewww There is a study that shows spiders date…OH YEA! I am not making this up. Yes they date and some of there dates are casual. Casual dating can be dangerous. A study of spider’s shows female wolf
Daily Dose
The old saying goes "it is better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all" I say bull shit!! It hurts! It hurts even more when it is your fault. And even more than that when it was because of your own stupidity. Sometimes we see and hear things and just react to it. Not taking the time to step back and really evaluate what you are doing. In hind sight (rear view 20/20) you realize that you made a big mistake. But you are commited to that course now. You said things you shouldnt have, you acted the wrong way (or reacted the wrong way) and the person you affected is gone. You try to see if that could be any different but you realize that the other person was so affected by your words, your actions, that it is just too late. So now things feel uncomfortable. You try to talk but are worried about what you are saying. You want to scream about your mistake but cant. You want to express your feelings but there is no acceptance of it, no true belief. So you start
Whats The Deal
We as citizens of this country leave for vacation and try to come back home and we are treated as if we are the criminals when we come back. But yet we have 4000+ illegal imigrants crossing into our country and we welcoming them with open arms to give them a better life. There is something wrong with this country, I'm a patriot and believe we need to protect our own.
New Background
Funny Shit
Thursday allready? — Thursday, September 06, 2007 The week has gone by so quickly. Between sleep, and school and other stuff, It's been pretty nice so far. I had fun watching movies and cuddling yesterday. This weekend should be a blast. I won't have to worry about going home at night so I can go to school in the morning.... School was fun today. We were talking about the different stresses men and women face, and the " double standards " thing. If you ask a guy what he did over the weekend and he says he had sex with 3 girls, then he's "cool". If you ask a girl what she did, and she says she's had sex with 3 guys, then she's a "slut". Is it sexist? NO!!! If you ask a girl what she did, and she says she's had sex with 3 girls, then that's awesome. It's even better if it was at the same time. If you asked a guy what he did, and he had sex with 3 guys over the weekend, then he's a slut too. Having sex with girls, is better than having sex with guys, even if you are
Best Bartender In The Quarter Contest
Please everyone I never ask you guys for anything but this is important to me. Kim from Tangos bar she is Punk Gurrl here on the Fu is in the Best Bartender Contest in the French Quarter. So please click on the link below and vote for her Tangos Bar and she is Kim Cann Thanks in advance this really means alot to me and now she is in 8th place. Muah The Goddess
Good News, Bad News And A Contest!
Good news: I have to write less than 50 words a day to hit my word count goal for the year. Come, join in my Woohoo! Bad News: Some people seem to think that outside people who have no clue what work goes into doing a job should make the rules instead of people who are on the actual job end of it, and know exactly what needs to be done for the business/job/task to succeed. A mandatory stint as a slush reader would go far to educate many writers as to both the system, and the worth of their own work. And, here's my first contest. Bloody Books is being featured in the UK and it's books are now available on the end shelves at Borders and Books Etc. in UK locations. So take advantage of this and buy Read By Dawn volume One, featuring my story Bloodwalker. This is the first ever Ravenna Hall story. And it's not even the best in the book. You can read a teaser of my story here. And so I can include those who have already bought it here are the rules. From now until Sept. 30th 11:5
**from the thoughtful mind of a dear friend ~ mooney** Okay, I understand how scissors beats paper, and I get how rock beats scissors, but how in the hell does paper beat rock? Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" rock, leaving it immobile? Then why cant paper do this to scissors? In fact, screw scissors! Why cant paper do this to people? Why arent sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating little five-year olds as they attempt to take notes in class? Ill tell you why! Its because paper cant beat anybody! And rock would tear that shit up in about 2 seconds! When I play "Rock, Paper, Scissors," I always choose rock. Then, when someone claims they've beaten me with their paper, I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Aw, shit! I'm sorry, I thought your paper would protect you!"
I Am Going To Lose
Cleaning My Friends List
Cleaning my friends list....I have found a lot of people that dont even drop by say hi anymore I am cleaning it up.... If you wish to stay on my friends list either shout me out or private message me... so I know not to remove you...thank you so much ...
Happly Single Mom
Well I never would have ever emagin that i could be comfertable being alone. but i do enjoy my small family and i do think i get more done for me and my kids and i also get into less trouble seems like well this is just the thought that past my mind at 630 in the morning watching my kids sleep so preshes and i am just proud to be a mom.
Ok... Well... back to life as usual... We're moving into an apartment the first of next week... who knows WHY... the lady said it takes a "few days" to 'get it ready'... guess they have to move out the dead bodies... it's not as nice as i would like it to be... well, actually, the exterior is great! there are little pondy/lakey things... and apparently fish in them, the girls love fishing... and there are pretty pools... and a huge fitness center... and stuff... it's seriously pretty.... but while i was there for like, 30 Ms.... like 15 'gang banger' lookin men/women drove up (to drop off rent)maybe they live in the one bedrooms, and they'll be far away from me... lol... no... not likely.... but, oh well... it'll be a place of my own... sorta... I'm just so extremely stressed.... I'm sick of bitching at dennis to do shit... and i'm sickof him bitching at ME when he has to do something.... he's like 'i work all day'... I'm like... WTF?!?!? I have to do all kinds of shit when I 'work all
Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began? Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night. The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn. As the story goes, the farmer's daughter asked her father, "Who is that man going into the barn?" "That fellow traveling through," said the farmer. "needs a place to stay for the night, so, I told him he could sleep in the barn." The daughter said, "Perhaps he is hungry." So she prepared him a plate of food for him and then took it out to the barn. About an hour later, the daughter returned. Her clothing disheveled and straw in her hair. Straight up to bed she went. The farmer' s wife was very observant. She then suggested that perhaps the man was thirsty. So she fetched a bottle of wine, took it out to the barn, And she too did not return for an
Welp, I've done it. I cannot mumm, comment mumms, comment pictures, comment blogs, comment bulletins, comment mumms, comment anything. Shit, I cannot even post a bulletin. I'm fucked. And all because of mummery. Someone wanna write an angry letter to BabyJesus on my behest? I'll love you forever....
This Is The Softer Hurting Side Of My Anger Right Now
u had the angery heres the softer more hurting side of this.... I dont know what it is that i have done to make everyone treat me the way they do...its not fair...i treat everyone with love and respect....and i get shitted on....everytime it never will never stop...i know it wont cuz it was ment to stop...then it wouldve by hurt by all of this...and no one understands...i cant talk to ne one...that is why i write...cuz with writing...i can express myself...without any interruptions...and i can do it peacefully and quietly...i just wish that someone would understand me...why i am the way i am...and stop treating me like shit...i have nothing but respect for everyone...i just want the same amount of respect...but its to hard to ask for...i shouldnt even have to hurting and im dying inside...and i need help....i dont need ppl yelling at me all the time...i respond much better...when im being talked to...not being yelled at...cuz yelling at me..
Makes You Wonder... Book says Souter almost left court Justice David Souter contemplated resigning from the Supreme Court because he was so upset by the decision that sealed the 2000 presidential election for George W. Bush, a new book says. Souter, one of the four dissenting justices in the case, believed his five colleagues in the majority acted in a "crudely partisan" manner in siding with Bush to shut down the recount of votes in Florida in December 2000, author Jeffrey Toobin writes in "The Nine, Inside the Secret World of the Supreme Court." A day after the decision in Bush v. Gore, Vice President Al Gore formally conceded the election. "Souter seriously considered resigning. For many months, it was not at all clear whether he would remain as a justice," Toobin writes. "At the urging of a handful of close friends, he decided to stay on, but his attitude toward the court was never the same. There were times when Davi
New Train
Technically not a contest, but this is best place to announce this. My Canadian friend Her World decided to start a Canadian fan train. Go check her out at: 'hêr wðrlÐ'®@ fubar Her brand new Fan train blog can be found at: The train's for Canadians (and one Cajun Yoda that made wrong turn and ended up helping out ROFL)
Quote For September 8
Sometimes being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time for silence. A time to let go and allow people to hurl themselves into their own destiny. And a time to prepare to pick up the pieces when it's all over. -- Gloria Naylor Bonus Quote: The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend. -- Chuck Palahniuk
Displacing One With The Other.
Transformation Light does not conquer darkness by pushing the darkness out of the way. Rather, the light comes into the darkness and transforms it with brilliant, positive energy. In the same way, the obstacles in life are not conquered by fighting them on their own terms or attempting to push them out of the way. The best way to move past a difficult situation is to transform it with positive, productive energy. No matter how much you push against the darkness it will not go anywhere. Yet the moment you shine your light, the darkness is no more. When you fight against your problems, all it usually accomplishes is to make them stronger and give them more validity. That's certainly not what you would ever intend. Instead, seek to transform those problems, those difficult situations, by virtue of your own positive values and efforts. Focusing on what you're working toward is far better than being obsessed with whatever you think you're against. Rather than struggling against
The Roast Beef Poboy
20 min 5 min prep Change to: servings US Metric 1 large crusty loaf French bread 1 tablespoon butter 3 lbs real slow cooked beef (like Louisiana Roast Beef or Daube French Style) 1 cup au jus sauce (juices from cooking roast beef) or beef stock 1 teaspoon vegetable oil, heaping 1 teaspoon all-purpose flour, heaping 1/4 cup mayonnaise 2 cups iceberg lettuce, largely shredded 1/4 cup kosher dill pickle slices 1 large steak tomato, sliced (ripe or red) Not the one? See other The Roast Beef Poboy (And How to Make Any Poboy) Recipes * < 30 mins Sandwiches * Creole Sandwiches * Beef Roast Sandwiches * Savory Sandwiches 1. Heat oven to 400°F. 2. Cut french loaf in half lengthwise and place in oven for 4-5 minutes or until LIGHTY toasted. Spread butter on both the inside halves of toasted bread. It should melt on hot bread. 3. In a sauce pan whisk the vegetable oil with the flour on med-high heat for about 5 minutes or until just ligh
Awesome Nik Nak is ready to level to 13... 5,300 points is all she needs. I've rated all her pix. I'm headed back to hit her stash. Any help would be greatly appreciated. Chris, she said you can poke her for kicking you AFTER you rate her pix. :P Thanx to all... Chantilly Lace [[buttface's little sister]]@ fubar
Love Is Forever
Love is forever and thats no lie Cuz I feel in love with e the perfect guy Forever and always I hope we'll stay true Cuz the only one I love is you done by chrisitne .
To My Love, Is This True
As time goes by, my feelings for you change, It's like my love for you is stuck, like a stain. I 'll do anything, to get you close to me, And I won't rest until that may be. I mean we used to be the best of friends, But with the way I'm feeling, it's time, for a new thing, to begin. My friends call me stupid, for trying to get with you, But I can't give up hope cause, I know my feelings, are true. And to truthful, I believe your the only guy for me, Cause in my dreams, your the only one I see. Yes, I know, you might not always feel the same way, But I had to take this time, to say, what I had to say. So what I'm trying to say is, what's been up with me and you, Cause I need a chance, to see, If My Love Is True. done by christine
Yaya He Well Be Here In A Week Maybe
Well just got off the phone with Chris he is on his way to El Paso Texas to get a load to LA,Ca and then he said he will be back up here!!!!!! I can not wait to see him and kiss and hug hima nd hold him in my arms it has been way to long I know I am new to this and I need to get used to it fast. Hopefully I can go back with him on the road just depends on if we get a place befor he takes off agean of what if he does then I well stay here and take care of home and work to help pay bills and my carpayment! He is such a sweet heart I ask my self every night I did I end up being so lucky to find the man of my dreams and my Parents dreams. He is every thing thay waint me to be with!!!! In time my parents well see that its hard for them right now becouse of the past 2 shirty guys I have been with and the fact thay havent gotten to meet him yet eather just from what I say and pics and all. Soon thay well get to meet him and see thay man I see. Well this is all for now I well be keeping a blog
I Command You!!!
I got a new license and reported my old one stolen. Well, everything is looking up except for the fact that my boss pushed my vacation back a week and decided to tell me yesterday as I was punching out. What a douche bag. Well that just means that I have another week to think up what I'm going to do on my vacation. But while I think about it I just wanna say. . . TO THE BAR BITCHES!!
Time After Time
Time after time we sometimes feel ourselves slipping away into some unknown land. Saddened by the cruel acts of people. saddend by the abuse. Time after Time we find ourselves wanting to run away and leave all the pain behind us. No that matter where you are or what you are doing there is always hope. Time after time we see the tears, Time after Time we are saddend by pain and heartache. but we find a way to make it through. Time after time.
Don't Give Up
Don't give up even if the road is tough. Don't give up even when you feel like noone cares, because i do care. you. Don't give up i will never give up on you. Don't give up i will always be here for you. Through thick and thing laughter and tears i will be there for you. Don't ever give up i will help you make it through. Don't you ever give up because life isnt easy, and giving up will lead you no where. Don't give up even when the road gets tough. you will make it and i will be there when you do. Don't give up because there are good times yet to come so don't you ever give up.
Egos Suck!!
before i start this..let me point out i do not care to spend the time to type capitol letters or format this properly.....typing sucks...... ..ok, i love fubar. i've had alot of fun here...but..i got a little bit of a problem..lemmie explain......why do some women post pics of themselves half naked, tongues spreadout like they're getting ready to orally service ron jeremy, with that look on their face like they just masturbated with a john deere lawn tractor in preparence for the next guy that comes across their site?...i mean gimmie a break, don't cryout that you're not being respected for your mind when you look like you're trying out for gangbang 2007......what's your problem?...did daddy not show you enough attention as a little girl?....did you not get that my little pony tea set as a little girl?...cry me a fuckin river..maybe...i think the reason women do this is to try to get away from the fact they have no fucking personality what so ever, so they compensate by showin thei
Christine Ebersole's 9/11 Truth: 2+2=4
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Alex Jones Date: 06 Sep 2007, 14:22 Christine Ebersole's 9/11 Truth: 2+2=4 Two time Tony award winning actress and singer Christine Ebersole spoke exclusively to the Alex Jones show yesterday concerning her upcoming appearance at 9/11 truth events in New York on the sixth anniversary of the attacks, and how her life has changed since she pledged allegiance to the movement.
Stalker Application *lmao* I Thought It Was Funny :p
Led Zeppelin News
BILLBOARD Talk of a Led Zeppelin reunion just refuses to go away. Billboard reported in July that the band may get together for a proposed tribute to the late producer/record mogul Ahmet Ertegun at the O2 in London in November, Now on the date 11.13.07 mysteriously appears with the familiar Zep symbols. And several people saw the band touring the O2 during Prince's recent stand at the new 20,000-seat London venue. A press conference next Wednesday (Sept. 12) in London may clear everything up. There has been talk that tour producers AEG Live and Michael Cohl's CPI (Rolling Stones, Genesis, Barbra Streisand) have put in offers on a Zep tour featuring founding members Jimmy Page, Robert Plant and John Paul Jones with late drummer John Bonham's son Jason on drums. But it is also well known in the industry that standing offers have been on the table for a Led Zeppelin tour for more than a decade. Nov. 13 also has another significance: it's the release date o
Creole Pork Chops
INGREDIENTS: * 2 tablespoons vegetable oil or shortening * 4 center-cut loin pork chops * 4 tablespoons flour, seasoned with salt, pepper, and paprika * 1 cup water or chicken broth * 1/4 cup chopped green bell pepper * 1/2 cup chopped onion * 1/4 cup thinly sliced green onion tops * 1/4 cup chopped celery * dash cayenne pepper * salt and pepper to taste * bay leaf PREPARATION: Heat oil in a heavy skillet over medium heat. Dredge pork chops in seasoned flour and brown both sides in the hot fat. Pour in 1 cup of water or broth; add remaining ingredients. Cover and simmer until pork is cooked through, about 15 to 20 minutes.Remove bay leaf. Serves 4.
Turn Back
Women Want It, Not All Men Seem To Get It .... O O O O La La
Recently a male friend of mine asked me, to help him list the things that woman want men to know about them, without us having to tell them? He was asking, "What is it we need to figure out for ourselves, regarding a woman?" Well, let me tell you that is no small answer. It requires some thought. What do we want men to know about us? Why is it so hard for us to just tell them, without making them go through the discovery rituals we force men through? Everyone has heard the question, "Do you come with a manual"? Think of how great that would be. To have a manual that is written clearly, in several languages, just like the one you get with you cell phone, only SIMPLE. There would be the Troubleshooting quick reference page, PMS...." let's see...oh good"...bring her anything she wants, do not ask for sex, be responsive if she desires sex, do not make her cry, have tissues handy if she wants to cry, and do not blame the argument you will inevitably have on her PMS.."got it, whew"! Dream on
If U Wanna Join My Family Let Me Know
i am now taking new people in my family...i have a bombing family that is a close nit family. we bomb our own and thats all unless we know that no other family member of ours in in that contest..also tha other thing i ask is that if u want to get into a contest u let me know or my co- founders know and we will get u in a contest that isnt a waist of our time neaming a contest that has prizes worth winning...if u want to join our family the links down below r who u need to add and when u do just fumail them letting them know u r interested in joining... we r the founders HOTSTUD262006 founder and Recruiter of The Godfather Family.(Real husband to Angel1111)@ fubar ANGEL1111 REAL WIFE TO HOTSTUD262006 & FOUNDER & THE FIRST LADY OF THE GODFATHER FAMILY@ fubar here is our co-founder goddess divine Goddess }|{ Devine Co- Founder of the Godfather Family FuWifey of ANGEL1111@ fubar
Faster-than-light Take: No End In Sight -- How Not To Plan An Invasion
Ah, here I am at the end of another supposed semi-"vacation," which was relatively okay. Some fun was had, and some sleep was caught up on. Some exercising was done, and reading was enjoyed. Now it's back to work and looking ahead to one of my favorite seasons! Time grows short as I must decide on a new set of wheels, fall travels, and lamenting why we're barely to mid-September and retail stores are already stocking well up for Christmas! To the movie review -- indeed many documentaries have been spurred by the Iraq war. We've had Fahrenheit 9/11 (merely mocking the Bush regime's approach to the aftermath), Control Room (the Arabic news outlet Al Jeezera's view of the invasion), Gunner's Palace (American troops' POV of the invasion), Why We Fight (war profiteering) and myriad of other films of much darker, conspiratorial shape. It's no wonder that the new documentary, No End in Sight, has White House insiders spooked, according to reviewers and political observers. The two-hour
Raw Heart
it takes one event to set off a destruction effect lies will kill us all, don't you know?? the core stitches of our lives are being eviscerated. the sky is really falling our world has become constircted, our movement once fluid is now halted, choatic and tight gentle breaths held for all eternity, with no place to move no room for our lungs to expand our friends turn out to be our worst enimies and the truest of liars. our civillity is plastic,a casing around our hearts and words covering the harshness we really feel you can see right through it but not one of us dares to remove it for fear of exposing someting to raw to hold in our hands out of fear of looking into the reality of our own hearts
Just Once~ James Ingram
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Looking For Mr Right??
I have been waiting to date a man and I want the next one to be worth it. I have dated so many guys and they usually end up being sickos, criminals, assholes, cheaters and/or losers. I want someone WORTH IT!
How Many Women.....
How many women do you really love in one live? If you really fall in love will this love last for ever or if love don't last will it mean that it not was a real love? If you really love someone, will you be able to forget her?
#$%$%$ Part 2
ok, the gifts have returned after logging off for a bit and coming back (ty black wolf 71 for the suggestion) but i still don't have my bar tab prior to the original posting of this blog. so If i dont rate or comment you please dont be mad at me, just give me a gentle reminder and I'll gladly remedy that.
My Life
Self-inflicted pain is how I used to help myself cope With the feeling of losing all hope. Everyone has something that the choose to hide, I choose to hide this pain that burns deep inside. There is not one person who understands, All everyone wants me to do is cater to their demands. I will no longer hide behind this mask, I will start showing my "true" self no matter how awkward the task. I'm sick and tired of being what you want me to be, This time I will be who I want and need to be.... ME!! I say that I am hated by many and loved by few, But that was until I broke free from you! For the last few years I have held back these tears, And tried my hardest to hide my fears. I did all this to please those around me, Pretending to be someone you wanted me to be. You claimed to be helping me, But all you were doing was wasting my time. I did what you wanted me to do without saying a word, Yet you still held me captive inside my own body, You treated me like an animal,
Time To Cut Down The Friend List
If you dont remeber my birthday or just dont keep in touch I will be deleting you I dont put stuff up just to have noone look at it and yes I know you all have lifes
Murder Of Innocence
only black light shows on the scene today only a black heart knows how to feel this way i cannot see or speak of those hidden things in return ill keep everything it brings murder of innocence killing of the kind keeping life at bay blind eye in the mind ive severed ties with you once again im back i feel the hate you keep slipping through the crack calling on my faith it is crushing you leaving all behind and the things you do murder of innocence killing of the mind blinding those who see killer of your kind
Please Help A Hero Get This Picture To Number One!!!
Even if you think you have rated his picture...please double check.He had to move a lot of his pictures and lost the rates. Please ask five of your friends to rate his picture...and to ask five of theirs...and to keep this going!!! I know we can do this!!!
Success Series: Part One- First Impressions
Let's do some speculating and debating. What makes a book work? Both for you personally and as a financial success. Today's topic: At First Glance... book covers! I tend to like simple covers that capture a moment or a feeling from the book rather than ones that try to convey the whole book. It also helps if they actually have something to do with the story within. I've seen plenty that were obviously meant to just grab attention and didn't reflect anything close to the story. Here are some killer book covers in my opinion. Of course, this is just a few of the ones I liked. I love the colors, and the tattoo. The lettering is unobtrusive. I like the title too. This one is crisp and unassuming with just a hint of something darker. Again, the lettering doesn't get in the way, and the colors make me think of twilight. Same things, really. The image in black and white makes the red title pop, but it doesn't distract from the picture either. There's the feel t
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My Brith Day
is comeing up really soon i want to do something really fun and hang out with someone so hit me up if you want my cell number just ask me for it i will give it to you hugs for all oh yeah my brith day is on 10/8/2007
Level Up That Needs Done
she needs 1480 ~Ronja~ *Property of Birk*~*Owner of THE DARK KAVE*~OFFICIAL L.U.V. CLUB CO-FOUNDER~@ fubar
Cigarettes And Tampons
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons fo r his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she. (I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)
The Day The Penis Asked For A Raise
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5. I work in a damp environment. 6. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. 7. I work in high temperatures. 8. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response: Dear Penis: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: 1. You do not work 8 hours straight. 2. You fall asleep after brief work periods. 3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. 4. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. 5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. 6. You leave the workplace rath
Sept 11
Dear tawnya, Here is your couple's love horoscope for Tuesday, September 11: A skilled juggler like you can pull off that whole tricky work-life balance thing, but someone else (your sweetie, perhaps?) learns best by example. Give them the benefit of your hard-won wisdom -- discreetly, of course.
Watch This!
Yippie Yahoo!!!
So I took a motorcycle learners class and passed! I have my license! I'm a biker babe now! Now it's time to go shopping.....No I'm not getting a Harley - as if I want to tip the Harley over right outta the shoot!
The Race Of Man Has Fallen
LOL. this is the best thing ever. I've noticed that this has been happening alot to myself and Ruby. Why of all the people to try to "play" it's always me and her. I don't tell everyone she's my best friend/sister just because I like the way it sounds. I do actually know her in real life. She is one of my best friends whom I love dearly, so much so in fact that I consider her a sister. So boys, if you're going to hit on her don't come over and hit on me afterwards and vice versa, cause yeah i tell her. AND WE LAUGH ABOUT IT. Do your part and don't become our next joke, kthxbye.
Contest Info For 9/11/07
i need everyone to go to this contest and help bomb...she was up by 5000 last night and now she is down by 500 and she is getting upset that she is loosing now...please help her out...sorry this isnt that professional of a blog but it is one that is being done in a hurry.....dave/aka/hotstud
Happy Birthday To My Favorite Guy
18 years .. Wow .. I cant believe that little curly headed blonde boy is 18 today .. He's grown into such an amazing person .. a wonderful son .. caring , sincere, honest , hard working, smart, all the things I hoped he would be .. Its just so hard to believe 18 years have gone by so fast .. he's a man no longer a child .. Today I spent the day with him took him for lunch got him a few things he'd been wanting .. and just talked .. laughed .. hugged .. cried with him .. I hope anyone that has children is as bless as i am to have such a wonderful son .. I know ive made a lot of really fucked up choices in my life but having him was without a doubt the most Incredible blessing in my life .. Happy Birthday Mike .. I love you Sweetie .and im always here for you .. You've given me the ability to love . .the chance to grow ... you've instilled the fears that I never had that keep me grounded .. I love you , and even though this day has so much sadness linked to it forever .. Alwa
My Way Out
A poem is something, Not everyone can write, A poem can make, Long and restless nights, A poem can be, Anything you feel, A poem is also, Something you can steal, A poem is personal, From the start to the end, A poem is one time, No one can pretend. Because when you write one, It may be filled with doubt, A poems a good thing, Because its my way out.
Naughty Test
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU!
Gas Station Maury
Alright, here's the scoop. I go to the same gas station on my way to work every morning to get a Monster energy drink. So I get there at the gas station, grab my drink and go stand in line waiting to pay. So I'm waiting to pay right, and this lady with her little kid is in line next to me. I notice out of the corner of my eye the little kid's just staring at me. So I very nicely turn to the little kid and smile back. All of a sudden the kid point's his finger at me, look's up at his mom and says, "Mommy, is that my daddy?" She turns beet red, I start busting up laughing so hard it hurts, and all the cashier's start to laugh. It just reminded me of the Maury show, Mommy which one's my daddy? lmmfao!
Funny Game
The Dedicated Soldier
The Dedicated Soldier You stay up for 16 hours... He stays up for days on end. You take a warm shower to help you wake up.... He goes days or weeks without running water. You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.... He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.... He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.... He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.... He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.... He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. You complain about how hot it is.... He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his
Well, I got a call from my new platoon sergeant today. The other one went on leave before he reports to Drill Sergeant School. Anyways, he called, and said: When do you want to come in? I told him a little after midnight, why, what's up? He said, oh they want to present you your award. I almost fell over. I couldn't believe it, they still want to present my award to me, even though I supposedly disrespected everyone in my chain of command and NCO Support Channel. I am not complaining, well I am a little. I have to go and by a new device for my ribbons. (by device I mean another set of Oak Leaf Clusters that denote additional awards of the same award.) I just can't believe they are still going to present it to me. I did inform him I would be in civilian clothes for it though. Although, i think I will put on my uniform for it, I don't know. I really don't know if I want to go in my ratty clothes I'll be wearing tomorrow since all the good stuff will be packed, or if I wi
No Concern.
You know, the one thing that REALLY hurts me is the fact that he doesn't call to check on our little man and see if he is okay. Tonight, he is out at a bar with no concern that his son needs diapers....knowing I have no money to go get them. He surely is not the person I thought he was. No concern about US (me and my kids and my mother that I was supporting) gets thrown out on the street, yet whenever I have suggested leaving this state, he threatens me with court. I don't have family to help me or go to so what the HECK does he expect me to do? My nerves are so shot right now, not sure how much more I can take. May God hold us in his grace and mercy.
Usd Losing Value Again
WED, sept 12th The USD reaches its lowest point ever against the Euro. Questions on how the decline of the USD can affect you can be found on the link posted below.
I Was There
I was there the day you came into this world. I held your hand i wiped the tears. I fed you when you were hungry. I picked you up when you fell, I watched your games and cheered you on. But like all good things they to must pass. You are gone now my son, made a mistake and you had to go away. The roads rough my son, but we both must move forward. I will always be there no matter what or where life may lead you. My arms are always open and in my heart you will remain forever. I will keep you in my prayers and wish for you the best. so my son always remember I was There.
Take The Time
Take the time to care Take the time to lend a helping hand. Take the time to help someone in need. Take the time to shed some light on someone who cannot see the sunrise. Take the time to be a friend, because someday it may be you who needs the helping, it may be you who cannot see the sunrise. Take the time to give a smile to someone who cannot smile or will not smile because of certain life situations. Take the time to be someones friend, because someday it maybe you who cannot smile through the tears. Wipe someones and in return someone will wipe away your tears, make life seem not so bad. Please Take the time to hold a baby who may never live to see a toy, take the time to care, because someday in return someone willdo the same for you. Believe me i took the time to care, I took the time and in return I got the best gift ever you my friend, all because i took the time to be your friend. So take the time.
Mac's Back:)
K you guys... Mac created a new account for his reasons. Help him level up? :D MacStrong@ fubar
Wake Up Call
Nicole slowly walked into the bathroom not surprised to see Bobby already up. He smiled warmly at her while she only gave a grumpy attempt of a smile. Although she loved Bobby passionately, Nicole could never understand how Bobby could wake up so happy as mornings were not her friend. Nicole slowly slipped into the steaming shower, letting the water slowly rouse her back to life. She took her time standing under the stream before washing her hair. Once she put the conditioner on her long, thick hair, she startled in dismay over the growth on her legs and grabbed her razor shaving all three of the areas of a woman's body that needed grooming. Nicole got out of the shower finally feeling somewhat human. She could hear Bobby laughing from the living room at something on the television. With a towel wrapped around her body, another on her head, she walked into the living room heading straight towards the basket of folded laundry. Nicole bent over the basket
Steak Au Poivre
This sautéed steak dish gets topped with a heavenly brandy-cream sauce. Ingredients 2 Tbs. colorful peppercorn mixture 1 tsp. coriander seeds 2 steaks about 1" thick 1 Tbs. butter 1 Tbs. vegetable or olive oil 1/4 C. whipping cream 1/4 C. brandy Directions Coarsely crush the peppercorns and coriander seeds using a mortar and pestle (see notes). Pat steaks dry and coat both sides with peppercorn mixture; press the mixture into the surface of the steaks. In a 10" heavy skillet heat the butter and oil over moderate heat until hot but not smoking and cook steaks 4 minutes on each side for medium-rare. Season steaks with salt and transfer to heated plate; tent with foil. Pour off excess fat from skillet and add cream and brandy. Boil mixture, scraping up browned bits, until sauce thickens enough to coat back of spoon, about 1-2 minutes. Season lightly with salt. Spoon sauce over steaks. Serve. Notes: If you don't have a mortar and pestle, you can use a ziplock baggie and
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Spam™ Fried Rice
Serves 4 Prep Time 30 minutes Cook Time 30 minutes In large skillet, heat 1 tablespoon oil. Add eggs. Cook, stirring, to desired doneness. Remove from skillet. In same skillet, heat remaining 1 tablespoon oil. Cook SPAM®, carrots, green onions, peas and bell pepper 4 minutes or until vegetables are tender. Stir in rice and egg. Sprinkle with soy sauce. Heat thoroughly. Ingredients2 tablespoons vegetable oil divided 2 eggs beaten 1 SPAM® Hot & Spicy (12-ounce) can diced 1/4 cup diced carrots 1/4 cup chopped green onions 1/4 cup sliced mushrooms 1/4 cup frozen peas thawed 1/4 cup chopped red bell pepper 2 cups cooked rice 3 tablespoons HOUSE OF TSANG® Soy Sauce
Burque Party (505)
Love To See You Guys Smiling
Def Leppard "hysteria"
Here's A Puzzle For You
Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn't have one, The Pope has one but doesn't use it, Clinton uses his all the time, Mickey Mouse has an unusual one, George Burns' was hot, Liberace NEVER used his on women, Jerry Seinfeld is very very proud of his, We never saw Lucy use Desi's What is it? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . a last name....... Were you thinking of something else?
Pennsylvania Dutch Chicken Stew
This is a hearty stew that makes a fabulous meal in the winter time! Make a whole pot and it'll feed your family for a week. With potatoes, squash, carrots, onions and corn, you'll be full for a while! Ingredients 2 10 3/4 cans reduced-fat condensed cream of chicken soup, undiluted 2 C. 1/2-inch diced Yukon Gold potatoes 2 C. 1/2-inch diced peeled butternut squash 2 C. 1/2-inch thin thick sliced carrots 1 1/2 C. frozen, small white onions 1 C. frozen corn 2 ribs celery, chopped 2 Tbs. snipped fresh dill 1/2 tsp. salt 1/2 tsp. freshly ground pepper 6 skinless chicken thighs, trimmed of visible fat 3 Tbs. all-purpose flour 1/4 C. water 3 Tbs. fat-free sour cream 1 C. frozen baby peas, thawed Directions Freshly cooked and drained egg noodles. In a 4 or 5 quart slow cooker, combine soup, potatoes, squash, carrots, onions, corn, celery, dill salt and pepper. Put thighs on top, bone side up. Cover and cook on low heat setting for 6-7 hours until chicken and vegetables a
White Stripes Cancels Touring Due To Meg's Panic Attacks
The White Stripes have called off their entire UK tour, just days after they pretty much canceled their US tour. The band announced on Tuesday that drummer Meg White was "suffering from acute anxiety and is unable to travel at this time. We hate to let people down and are very sorry.'" Sorry to hear about Meg's panic disorder. It must be tough touring with her ex-brother or ex-husband Jack White, or whatever he is, along with his wife and twp young kids.
On The Outside Lookin In
On the outside, looking in... I slowly open my eyes And have a look around I see a lot of people I hear a lot of sound I see a massive box It’s shaped as a square People moving inside it As I stand there and stare People going to work Children going to school Others on a holiday Splashing in a pool Men seducing women Girls flirting with boys Everyone is so busy The world is full of noise There is some joy But a lot more pain Some people are crazy While others are sane I stand outside the box And look at them all Wishing I could join in With my heart and soul But no matter how hard I try, To enter the box and go in I know it’s a lost battle And that I would never win So I hold my head up high And I raise my chin I will always be on the outside... On the outside...looking in! AND SOMETIMES I slowly open my eye
Keith Urban "you'll Think Of Me"
People & Feelings...
"People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel." --Bonnie Jean Wasmund
Useless Facts
1. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. 2. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. (actually that may be peanut shells) 3. The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses. 4. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar. 5. The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing. 6. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes. 7. There are more chickens than people in the world. 8. Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey. 9. The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched." 10. On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building is an American flag. 11. All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20. 12. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple. 13. "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt." 14. All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back
My Baby Boy
Today is a funny day. I have put my son on pottytraining. He is actually doing pretty good. His father pushed him into it this summer and he rebeled againt it for awhile but now he is doing it all by himself. He is such a big boy. He is two and he talks really good and tries to read already. he is mommies big boy. A month ago he came up to me and said that his name wasnt Johnie anymore but it wasnt Mommy's Baby boy! I cried. He has a nickname already and it is Johnie Popper! It is cute. WEll just thought that everyone should know how my baby boy is doing!
3 "major Mistakes" To Avoid On A Date
3 "Major Mistakes" To Avoid On A Date >If you'd like to see all of the different programs I've put together to help you learn how to attract and meet women, then take a minute and check this out: >>>DATING QUESTION FROM A READER: Hello, I am reading your book now and it's great, the cocky guy thing is working 100%. I actually got 5 #'s in 4 days! WOW :) Thanks! My Q is, I met a girl online, she gave me her #, I called her we met, got dinner, drinks, then made out! Cool stuff! She says she is having the greatest time, blah blah blah. When I kissed her, and made out a little, she then says, slow down its the first date. I felt bad for going on so fast. So I said sorry. When we went home (2 different directions) everything was cool, (looked like it at least) I said, "ok, thanks, great time blah blah" the i said "You want me to call u or u gonna call me?" She goes "I'll call u, u c
What To Do Before A "hot Date"
What To Do BEFORE A "Hot Date" >If you'd like to see all of the different programs I've put together to help you learn how to attract and meet women, then take a minute and look at this... >>>DATING QUESTION FROM A READER: Hello, I am reading your book now and it's great, the cocky guy thing is working 100%. I actually got 5 #'s in 4 days! WOW :) Thanks! My Q is, I met a girl online, she gave me her #, I called her we met, got dinner, drinks, then made out! Cool stuff! She says she is having the greatest time, blah blah blah. When I kissed her, and made out a little, she then says, slow down its the first date. I felt bad for going on so fast. So I said sorry. When we went home (2 different directions) everything was cool, (looked like it at least) I said, "ok, thanks, great time blah blah" the i said "You want me to call u or u gonna call me?" She goes "I'll call u, u call me its a
My Cousin
Brown Sugar Chicken
So sweet and savory. Ingredients 2 lbs. boneless chicken pieces 1 C. packed brown sugar 2/3 C. vinegar 1/4 C. lemon-lime soda 2-3 Tbs. minced garlic 2 Tbs. soy sauce 1 tsp. black pepper Directions Place chicken in crockpot. Combine remaining ingredients; pour over chicken. Cover; cook on low for 6-8 hours. Serve over hot cooked rice or noodles. To thicken sauce, combine 1 1/2 Tbs. cornstarch with 2 Tbs. water and add to pot.
Dj Cassie Doin Her Thang
a> THE FUBAR HOUSE PARTY AT HYDAWAY RADIO DJ CASSIE DJ Cassie Only @ Hydaway Radio. so come in and say hi!! Just click the banner " /> (repost of original by 'J£§§Å »§t¡t¢µ« Øwñê® Øf HÿÐåWàý ®ãСø "~I' on '2007-09-15 17:22:23')
A Leveler Needs Leveling
She need 7300 to level please comment comb if needed. Totally Twisted@ fubar
This Eastern European dish is a traditional stew and is often served with rye bread. Sauerkraut, pork, ham and sausage make it a filling dish with lots of meat. Ingredients 1 C. chopped bacon 1 lb. boneless pork, cut into small cubes 3 cloves garlic, minced 3 onions, quartered 1/2 lb. fresh mushrooms, quartered 2 C. beef stock 2 Tbs. sugar 2 bay leaves 2 C. sauerkraut, drained 3 apples, peeled, cored, and cut into chunks 2 C. canned tomatoes, with juice, diced 1 C. diced cooked ham 1 1/2 C. polish sausage, cut into chunks Salt and pepper to taste Potatoes, peeled, quartered and boiled to serve on the side or you can add them to the stew 20 minutes before end of cooking time Directions Fry bacon in a Dutch oven. Remove bacon and remove all but 2 Tbs. fat. Add pork, garlic, onions and mushrooms and sauté until meat is browned, about 5 minutes. Pour in stock, tomatoes with juice, sugar, bay leaves, sauerkraut and apples. Bring to a boil and reduce heat and simmer cov
Lifes Flowing Currents
The sign must come like dawn. You cannot see its arrival, but know when it is there. --Diane Wakoski Let us take a break, sit by the river, and watch the current quietly flow. Let's just think, for a moment, about where the current is going, the shores it will brush on its way, the clouds reflected on its surface, the animals that come to drink from it, the bobbers it gently nudges downstream. Our lives sometimes seem like the river, wandering to the west, the south, back toward the east, seemingly without direction at all. Yet we can take comfort in this thought for, like the river, we are always headed in the direction we are meant to go. Without trying, without knowing, we are part of the larger pattern of things, and we nourish many others just by passing through their lives. What shores will my life touch today?
Worst To Come!!
These words have slipped again Stitch the lips of the mouth that murmurs them Cloud your vision, make everyone disappear There's still tie to wake up Get out while you still can speak This mud is too thick to see through The stitches are coming out The wounds won't heal Is this embedded status permanent? So, I'm rearing... The worse is yet to come, days are getting shorter Close your eyes for a while, rest a little longer This mud is too thick to see through The stitches are coming out The wounds won't heal themselves Is this embedded status permanent? So, I'm rearing... The worse is yet to come, days are getting shorter Close your eyes for a while, rest a little longer These shoulders are too weak to carry any more My will is too weak to carry on
For You
For You i would move the mountains drain the seas, put the sun back in the sky so that the sun would shine down on you. For you I would give my life so you could go on. For you my friend i would do anything to make you smile. For you I would travel a million miles to give you a hug, because you deserve it my friend. For you my friend i would never give up, never turn my back. For you my friend i will always be there for you. For you my friend i would wish upon a thousand stars just to make sure your dream come true. For you my friend i will always send my love. for you my friend i will always be your shoulder to cry on. I will be the ear that always listens. For you my friend in my heart you will always be. For you my friend i will always be thankful. For you my friend i will always be there to wipe away the tears. For you my friend i would do anything. For you my friend cause you have always been there for me. For you My friend.
Make A Move Lyrics
[DMX] Grrrrrrrrrrrrr.. mm.. Chorus: DMX I gots to make a move and make it soon, uhh I gots to take a block and make it boom {*BOOM*} I take the car and hit it with this boom Now come on, let's get that money! [DMX] It's two o'clock and I'm just about to hit the street Til I knock off this rock I don't get to eat Sometimes that's like that's the only reason why I hustle Step on toes, strongarm and show a lil' muscle Ain't no real dough, that's why a nigga feel so frustrated I hate it, seein crab niggaz that made it And I'm robbin cats just as broke as myself Livin foul and ain't lookin out for my health, where's the wealth? Not in New York, cause niggaz talk about goin out of state Money got an eighth, comin back, hot with a lot of weight Where's my plate nigga? I'm hungry too So I'ma do like hungry do, and get a hungry crew Niggaz that ain't never had, and doin bad Won't be bad to get up off that stoop lookin sad Grab your bags, it's ab
Life, And School And Stuff
hi Current mood: intimidated How was everyone's weekend? Mine was ok. I spent a lot of it cleaning. I didn't get much school stuff accomplished, but atleast my house is cleaner. My roomate had a friend over for dinner saturday. He seemed pretty cool. The food was excellent. I drank too much. It didn't seem to be an excessive amount, but I haven't drank much recently with school and all. I didn't throw up, or try to make out with anyone though. Or atleast not that I can remember. I just passed out in my chair in my living room. My back doesn't feel real great now. I had a headache when I woke up. But whatever. I was drinking apple smirnoff vodka. It was good. I almost got blueberry, but I was in more of an apple mood. I also bought Absolute Pear. I haven't tried any of it yet. Maybe next weekend or something. There's another girl that seems to like me now. She liked my profile on one of the various pages that I'm on. The numbers thing kinda works. I don't know how effec
Leonard Cohen: Joan Of Arc
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Open Your Eyes And Open The Door To What's There For You.
Amaze yourself Jump right out into life and make your own special splash. Forget about what conventional wisdom says, or what is normal or comfortable, and listen to your passion. One of the worst things you can do is to create lifelong regrets out of missed opportunities. The momentary discomfort of venturing into new territory is nothing compared to all the treasure you'll discover when you choose to step forward. There is so very much richness that you can create out of the things that are already available to you in abundance. Visualize your own special version of life's richness and delight in making it happen. Today is not a day to sit around and watch. Today is a day to live fully and enthusiastically and courageously. You have it in you; there is no doubt. Choose to let it out. Amaze yourself with the new and great and wonderful things you do. Today is an opportunity that you definitely don't want to miss. -- Ralph Marston
Lucky To Be Alive
Ninja Weapon Kit
Everything a ninja could need. Price: 12.99
4400 To Level
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Worth Reading
1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. 5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 9.. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. 10. Don't cry
Im In Hottest Sdmf Chick Contest
Just wondering If any freinds/fans , family would support me? Heres my link
You Don't See Yhat Everyday
YOU DON’T SEE THAT EVERY DAY Author ~ Unknown A lovely girl in a very short skirt Stood bending over from the waist There was a very startled young boy Sat in full view behind her red faced After she straightened up and left He sat wearing a puzzled expression When I asked the boy if he was okay And what caused such consternation The view of the girl that the boy had He said he saw she was in no way drab Saying that the girl had no knickers And he thought she was hiding a kebab
Point Of View
POINT OF VIEW by Paul I look at her and in my mind She is naked Her great round breasts Nipples like organ stops Her lush bush Then I see her bending Straight legged Her lips in full view I kneel and with my tongue Part her curtains Tasting her juice Then she is on all fours My cock deep in her Her buttocks slapping against my belly My hands cupping her breasts Then I am back This is no way to look at my mother in law
Illuminati Mystery Bablyon: Texe Marrs
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i just got back from my vegas trip it was fun. on another note im fucking tired in sooo many ways im worn out without music or anything in my life so im gonna get back into it.and im tired of being lonely and feeling so fucking unwanted ..its time to change ahh anyways im back
Cnn 9/11 Fake Video Proof
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Reality Checks!! (under Category Of Life)
Reality Checks!! Category: Life So do any of you need reality checks?We all need to be reminded sometimes. I try to check my reality once in a while. Though I never let anyone come between myself and god and being the way I am it does limit my amount of friends but I still don't let it stop me from living life. The subject today is called It's Not my Fault! we can all be stuck at some points in our life. It can be like that no one cares and I have felt this way many times in the past but if you feel this attitude of it is not my fault then it can be with you for the rest of your life. It is almost like a disease that will get you thinking one way and you will be living this way if that is what you think. But you can take control of this thinking pattern if you turn it to god's way of living.God gave you a power and right to live life in a godly way. If you do this you will be given the prosperity of many advantages that a christian will recieve as a no
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Nine Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never
With Thetouch Of Your Hand
With the touch of your hand, you make everything seem so much brighter. With the touch of your hand you make the sun shine. With every touch of your hand you make the dark clouds disappear. With every touch of your hand you make my life worth it. With every hug you send you brighten my days. With all the love you send my way i in return send my love back. My friend you have changed my life. We will climb these mountains together. you will never be alone. and when the road gets tough and you feel you cannot go on remember my friend i will always be there. With every touch of your hand with every hug you send my way i will give you the same in return. With every touch of your hand God knows i wished i could be there with you. In my heart i will keep you close my friend. You mean more to me then you will ever know. I can never really tell you how much i care or how much i love you but with every touch of my hand i hope you know how much i really ca
I Don't Want To Say Goodbye
I don't want to say goodbye. I don't want to go alone. I don't want to live my life without you in it my friend. I don't want to say goodbye. You have been my friend for so long now, picking me up when i had fallen. wiping the tears that so often fell. you walked beside me through it all. I don't want to say goodbye. you helped me to see the beauty within, see that life wasnt so bad. You helped me to open up with my feelings. I don't want to say goodbye. I have known you to long and cared to much for you, i don't want to see it end. I don't want to say goodbye. I can't see my life without you in it and don't want to know the heartache it will bring. I don't want to say goodbye. I know i can't be there to wipe away the tears, but know i was always there in your heart. and in my heart you will always be. I don't want to say goodbye.
Excited About The Future!
No I am not talking about micro computers, teleporting, hovering cars and space travel...but all that would be cool. I am talking about making a change to get where I want to go! I am going back to school! Last week when I was on vacation I did a lot of thinking. I stayed away from all email and focused on what would make me happy. I spent time with my close friends and family. At the end of the week I came to a very certain decision. I am going back to school and get my degree. I most certainly need one to get my foot in the door let alone getting ahead in the field. The college I had checked out a couple of times before, when I had started thinking about going back, now offers a 100% online degree on the same curriculum they offer in the classroom. The application is going in this week and I know in my heart that I will accomplish everything I have been working for the past few years. I am very excited about this. I feel like a new person, like a new door has opened
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Hey there i know its been a while since i wrote in this thing but i have been sick and i am better now i know that i haven't commented on anyone pages but i promise i will get everyone that i talk to a comment this week just bare with me also i just uploaded some new pics the pics in the nsfw folder aren't xxx rated i jsut didnt want to give anyone a chance to mark them as NSFW so i did it my self lol well anyways just stop by and rate and comment on the pics if u wish all love will be returned and anyone that talks to me all the time knows that i return all love and i try to help my friends win contests and the only thing i ever ask is to help me level up LOL well i have taken up enough of ur time take care and talk to u all very soon have a great week Love you all Angel Baby
This Is Why That Kid Got Tazered!!! Repost!!!!!!!!
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: bobby Date: 18 Sep 2007, 19:23 THIS IS WHY THAT KID GOT TAZERED!!! REPOST!!!!!!!!thanks♂ Georgilla Ћe Guerrilla ♀JUST IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: DO THIS KID JUSTICE BUT PIMPING HIS MESSAGEHE GOT HS ASS KICKED TO GET THIS MESSAGE OUT THERE.PLEASE STOP REPOSTING THAT VIDEO WITHOUT THIS INFO ATTACHED!SPREAD IT FAR AND WIDE!!322SKULL AND BONES"I'm not going to lose"POLITICS IS ALL A DOG AND SHOW PEOPLE This clip shows how both George W. Bush and John Kerry were members of a secret society called the Skull and Bones, formally known as the Order of death. When the 9/11 truth about the conspiracy comes to light, people like Paul Wolfowitz and Donald Rumsfeld may see the same fate as Saddam Hussein. Bin Laden and Al-Qaeda are CIA assets. The network they operate is funded through the ISI by the central intelligence agency. When you have building 7, freefall speed, Silverstein saying "P
My Beautiful Wife Desaree
When i met my wife desaree, I fell in love with her the moment i saw her. it wasn't because she was a beautiful blonde haired blue eyed busty beauty, cuz believe me i have had enough beautiful girls in my life to know what lust is. There was something different about her, something that I believe to this day that only I understood. I saw her heart as if there was a window to it and instantly i connected with her. To this day we are married still. We have had our problems of course...but together we make it through. What is good about our relationship is that we can truly be ourselves without reservations. Life together is so much fun and our son is amazing! He is a heartbreaker and ladies are gonna love him so much! (if they don't already) Desaree and I have been through so much but look at us now, we are together still. We have a strong love that is not seen often. I think if many people had, or experienced, the type of love we have, they would understand what is impo
Hmmm What Do You Think??? Die??? Die Die?? Die Die Die??? Or Diiiieeeeee??????
br />"Who killed your children?" the officer asked."I killed my children." Her eyes were blank."Why did you kill your children?""Because I'm a bad mother."For about seventeen minutes, they pressed her for details of exactly how she had proceeded that morning. She had gotten out of bed around 8:10 and had waited for her husband, Rusty, to leave for work at nine. The children were all awake and eating cereal. Andrea had some, too. Once Rusty was gone, Andrea went into the bathroom to turn on the water and fill the tub. The water came within three inches from the top.Then one by one, she drowned three of her sons, Luke, age 2; Paul, age 3; and John, age 5. She put them in facedown and held them as they struggled. As each one died, she then placed him face up on a bed, still wet, and then covered all three with a sheet. Each had struggled just a few minutes. Next was six-month-old Mary, the youngest, who had been in the bathroom all this time, sitting on the floor in her bassinet and cryin
Today started off like any other day. Got up, got Kevin up and made breakfast. Loved it, just had a song in my heart, nothing was going to bring me down. Going to make this short I need to go to bed. I found out that my ex is filed for custody of Kevin. I am so upset. Yes I know he will not get him, but that slim, remote chance still lies there in the back of my mind. He abandoned us 9 months ago. we have not heard a word from him. and now he wants custody. yeah I guess he would, his child support is going to be out of this world. (just because of his income). If I could get by without anything from him I wouldn't ask for it. But then I get on here, and one of my friends was rude to me. Knowing that she was upset, I dropped what I was doing and called her. She was still rude to me. I know it isn't me that she is mad at. I really think I know what her problem is. It is being used by a fubarian that we have in common. She really likes him, and I love him to death he is sweet, but I t
Rolling Stones: We Love You
Just to let everyone know who prayed for my aunt. She is doing alot better. She is home from the hospital on bed rest. Ty everyone Misty
A Clip From The Movie, "a Dirty Shame"
I cant stop laughing at this clip........
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Living Will
Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my wine. She's such a bitch.....
Arr, Matey!
Today (the 19th of September) is International Talk Like A Pirate Day. So, happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day, everyone! Or should it be MERRY International Talk Like A Pirate Day? Anyhow, in celebration, I offer you this gem from the International Talk Like A Pirate Day website - the top ten pick-up lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day: 10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly? 9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm? 8. Come on up and see me urchins. 7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you. 6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon. 5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole? 4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder? 3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free. 2. Well blow me down? And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is … 1. Prepare to be boarded. ------------------------
Horoscope Is Very Wrong Today!
You haven't felt so alive in a while and it's a great time to spend on your own passions and needs. You may want to share a bit of your edge with a good friend or family member -- they'll appreciate the effort!
Ty Tony,..
In my dreams It was me in your arms My lips on yours There was only us And the clouds And the stars It was the world and us It was us against the world But in your arms I could take it Anything the world dished out And with your kisses I was strong again In my dreams it was me in your arms My lips on yours But in reality It’s always been her
One Flaw In Women
Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy, And laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel, And cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member. Yet they are strong when they think that they have no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you, to show how much the
Come An Join The Team At Devils Play Ground
JOIN US IN DEVILS PLAY GROUNG!!! WE ARE CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR BARTENDERS, GREETERS/PROMOTERS, DJ'S, DANCERS, STRIPPERS, BARMAIDS, BARMEN, WAITERESS'S, AND ENFORCERS IE BOUNCERS. (repost of original by '~DESS~Blitzed Out's Duct Tape Queen!!!!' on '2007-09-19 21:58:23') (repost of original by '~DJ ANGER ~`OWNER OF DEVILS PLAY GROUND&CLUB OASIS ***~' on '2007-09-19 22:27:03') (repost of original by 'Baby Gyrl~~fubar wife & r/l slave to her Master' on '2007-09-19 22:35:50')
This is for all my friends and family and of course all my fans thanx for all the love you've showed me. Much love sent to all of you in return. Thank you, Dimples69 :)
pls punch me in the face and tell me i'm a swine.
Taco Pot Pie
A great recipe to feed the kids for lunch or dinner. Ingredients 1 lb. ground beef 1 medium onion - chopped (1/2 C.) 1 jar taco sauce - (16 oz.) 1 C. shredded cheddar cheese - (4 oz.) 1 C. Original Bisquick 1/2 C. milk 1 egg Directions Heat oven to 400 degrees. Cook beef and onion in ovenproof 10-inch skillet over medium heat, stirring occasionally, until beef is brown; drain. Stir in taco sauce. Sprinkle with cheese. Stir remaining ingredients until blended. Pour over beef mixture. Bake about 30 minutes or until golden brown. You can add sour cream, chopped lettuce and tomatoes for toppings. Yield: 6 Servings.
Goddess Don't Die
Keepin' It Real
Keepin' it real That's the deal It's what life's about Not giving a bunch of mouth Genuine attitude With a special touch Sincerity can mean oh so much Keepin' it real Being true to your heart Honesty plays an important part Bonafide friend you can be Just actually see Being real is how life should be You'll realize Right before you're eyes That keepin' it real Is the real deal done by christine
Phone Crush ??? Perhaps .. Lol
A Certain Someone's Phone has an Obsession on mine .. Everytime he calls .. and leaves a message . it goes not only to my voice mail but directly to my TEXT'ing also .. Im Convinced that his phone has somewhat of a crush on mine .. Richard keep your phone at a safe distance from mine . I dont want lil phones popping up all over the place ..
Hello everyone MolyMascot and I are getting fumarried tonight at 11 PM EST... click the image below! please be punctual.
Oh Come On You Guys .. Geesh
Come on Guys .. Im not asking you to do anything bad .. just asking you to Please Help my Friend Mary out in her Very First Contest .. to win a Blast .. I know some of you may know others in that contest and are bombing them . and Thats Cool . But Ive got Hundreds of people on my list .. and yet everyone is avoiding this like the plague . Please . Just help her .. If you do . .and Leave me a Message . I Promise you I will Come over to your pages .and help you .. all Im able .. Share the link .. the Blog . the Bulletin . Hell stop by her page . she's a Sweetie .. Please . now im beggin here people .. Please Help her get this Blast .. This is her Page . stop by Say Hi .. Happy Country Girl@ fubar But wait !!!! dont click there so fast .. First please .. Come here Thank you all So much MUAHSSSSSS !!!!!
Eternity. Trembling bodies deep in the night. Holding each other so close. The shining eyes from pale moon light. Two lover losing control. Listening, quick breaths. Wanting in need. Both standing distressed. Holding, aching to release. Skin so soft. Smell so sweet. Unable to stop. The situation of dreams. Lost within love. Soft gentle kiss to the neck. Hands roam, bodies rub. Resistance has left. So in love the two. Though the situation says no. There is nothing they can do. sliding hands underneath their clothes. Mm feels so good. Skin tastes, god so sweet. It’s understood with simply a look. In loving lust two shall proceed. Clothing falls down. Not a care for who can see. The passion is let out. Two lovers join in need. Hearing only each other. Life just became a dream. Working one another. To the symphony of sensual screams. In the heat of the night. Under the light of the moon. Out in plain site. Love is made between the tw
Crimsom Red
Isn't that what my Goddess has spoken? An angel of the shadows or angel of the light Is there even such a thing? Can this be right? I am on this earth now all human and pure The light surrounds me Yet darkness I am forced to endure ~~~~~~~~ Why do I still find myself surrounded by this pain? Do I fight back or simply listen in vain? Is there an answer to this riddle I bare? Time will only tell But know this you must because hell my dear is not well ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hell that is crimson Flaming red with might Burning from within this light But even now I fade out of sight Knocking my feet I leave the ground Shadows dark I endure causing not even a sound Where am I? What lesson is this I must learn? Emotions are painful like a sweet simple kiss. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Kiss I wish that comes from you my love Yet what is above No sign of a dove Because my love, doves are simply illusions A mirage A scar And yet it
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Why Was I Charged For A Vip Account?!!
I canceled my VIP account over 2 weeks ago and somehow I was charged for it again this month! I've tried talking to baby J.. I've tried talking to SCRAPPER and now I'm being ignored about it! WTF?! I am NOT a VIP! I want my damn money back! I don't know how to contact paypal about it because I didn't even get a receipt! Anybody know what else I need to do? I'm so F#%*ING pissed right now!
On Myspace...
Hey, I was getting bored and decided to make a myspace page cause I guess I am not cool until I do this (yeah right, lol) :) :P :)
Balls From Outer Space/
One time balls came from outer space. they did stuff to livestock. they invented velcro. thats why we still use shoelaces btw. balls from outer space then infiltrated government. thats why old white guys in power are so wrinkley. balls from outer space are the reason we have hair removal products, and when we leave we say "i'm gonna bounce." The End
Can't Get No Satisfaction (live)
Y Hit And Run Well Here Is Y
was cleaning the due off my car this morning to take daughter and friend to school and found a nice coka cola racing stripe on my bumper and head light checked the fleet out to see if some asshole at work hit my car with service truck and so far no scratches found on the trucks at the yard.boss told me to wait till tuesday see if anyone turns in accident report and if so they r getting axed i said no dont fire them i'm just pissed someone hit and ran me i dont want them to loose their job over it accidents do happen.
Military Reenlisment
WASHINGTON, July 11, 2007 – Regardless of what’s happening in terms of recruitment, soldiers, sailors, airmen and Marines already serving are reenlisting at rates that surpass all expectations, according to defense officials. Defense Department statistics for June, released yesterday, showed the Army missed its active-duty recruiting goal for the second consecutive month. Yet retention remained high across the board, 101 percent of goal for the active Army, 119 percent for the Army Reserve, and 107 percent for the Army National Guard, Maj. Anne Edgecomb, an Army spokeswoman, told American Forces Press Service. “Recruiting is important, but so is retention,” Bryan Whitman, deputy assistant secretary for public affairs, told Pentagon reporters today. He said high retention rates help offset shortfalls on the recruiting side, particularly in light of the fact that the Army is ahead of its year-to-date recruiting goals. “Retention, to some degree, has been a mitigating factor beca
What Is Love
I thought I knew What love really was, But for me to say so Is simply impossible, It just is… Love is an experience That needs to be shared Love is a feeling That grows all around us, Love is everywhere, It just is… I can’t say How love really happens, But on the other hand, Neither can anyone. It happens for a reason, It happens at a time, It happens, It just does… I don’t understand love, And I guess I never will, For it’s a feeling much too complex To be understood…
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Pirate Song
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Angel's In The Night
Angel's in the night shadow's on the wall, dry your tears little one mommy and daddy had to go away. Angel's in the night will guide you and keep you safe, you are not alone. Dry your tears little one. Angel's in the night will help ease the pain, don't be scared little one. you are safe. Angel's in the night shadow's on the wall dry your tears little one mommy and daddy were taken away, they can no longer hurt you little one. Angel's in the night shadow's on the wall mommy and daddy had to go away, but you are not alone. Angel's in the night will guide you little one and keep you safe. Angel's in the night don't be afraid dry your tears little one you will get a new mommy and daddy, don't blame yourself little one Angel's in the night shadow's on the wall dry your tears little one.
It's The Weekend....i'm So Happy!
Hey Guys...what is everyone up to on this FAB weekend? It is absolutely beautiful here in central MO. The sun's shinnin', a nice breeze blowing, seems more like a warm day in spring, rather than the first day of fall. Yeah...yesterday was the last day of summer...I'm bumbed! I love summer, and although I know we'll have some more nice weather, I also know that the cold stuff will be headed this way soon, and that I don't like. I'm REALLY enjoying my weekend so far. I got to sleep in...although wasn't up that late, considering the phone woke me about 9:30...but there is a BIG difference between getting up when you want to, vs. getting up because you have to...regardless of the time. I've tried to get a few things done, as well as be a bit lazy. lol I did get my vacume run, and my hair washed, and have spent some time hangin' out here. Earlier I heard a loud noise comin'...could tell it was some sort of military ran outside to have a look at what was going ov
Off Hours
I always joke about being nocturnal, but I think it's finally officially happened. Today I slept from 8am til 4pm. I haven't gotten that much sleep in a very long time (I guess I needed it). Unfortunately I'm going to have to switch back soon. Of course, if I could keep myself from playing WoW for 5-6 hours a day, that might be easier. Yes, this was completely pointless, thanks for reading. :P
World's Most Popular Cities
Most Popular Cities Around The World 1. Florence, Italy: This city is a gallery of world-class art and architecture. A curator's dream, the top sights include Michelangelo' s David, Botticelli's Birth of Venus and Brunelleschi' s Duomo. The town itself is a masterpiece: Its bridges, buildings, streets, towers and sidewalks were painstakingly constructed by stonecutters. With its warm trattorias, upscale shops and small luxury hotels, the city is a Tuscan treasure. 2. Buenos Aires, Argentina: The country's capital exudes an air of the exotic, smoky and mysterious that is embodied by its tango salons and sophisticated café life. Now recovering from a period of economic crisis, the city has been called the Paris of South America for its neoclassical buildings on tree-lined boulevards. The Museo del Arte Latinoamericano de Buenos Aires (MALBA), created by young Argentinean architects in 2001, is a symbol of the city's modernity. 3. Bangkok, Thailand: The yin-yang re Men
Reasons why its better to be a man 1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. 2. Your orgasms are real..... Always. 3. Your last name stays put. 4. The garage is all yours. 5. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. 7. Car mechanics tell you the truth. 8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. 9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. 10. Same work .. more pay. 11. Wrinkles-add character. 12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. 13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. 14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen. 15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. 16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. 17. One mood, ALL the damn time. 18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds. 19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase. 20. You can open all your own j
Hanging On [by A Thread]
Laughing through the distance; Pushing through this crowd. Running from my sense of being, every thing's just too loud. I'm humming along with this melody, that's playing in my head - Softly whispering to myself inside; I'm hanging on by a thread. My tolerance is being tested - How much farther is the edge? How much further till my legs walk to the end of this old ledge? & I'm in the midst of understanding, I want so badly to know... Why do I only hear these lonely whispers everywhere I seem to go? I'm a broken child with no innocence - Another teen without a place, Just another statistic on the board - Someone else with a lost face. & My strength is diminshing; My mind is beginning to lose it's grip - As once again, those old, rehearsed whispers slip past my dry, pale lips
Time Is Running Out .. They Are Flyin .. Grab It While You Can
ok .. So i fibbered a lil .. There isnt any special offers .. nothings flyin out the door . But .. Time is Running out .. and Mary needs all the bombing she can get in these last hours of the contest .. Please .. If you can even just Come by Rate her and leave a few comments . it wont take up too much of your time .. Be a Friend will you ?? * bats lashes* Anyone of my friends that comes by and leaves at least 10 Comments on her pic Ill buy them a drink .... Come on its her First Contest .. and hoping to be her first Blast . So .. Im goin on on a branch for a friend her . a VERY GOOD FRIEND .. So .. If you come by . Ill be there .. Ill see you and Buy you a drink .. Deal ???? * BIG SMILES* Ok here's the link.. Hop on over now . and bomb her .. Hugggggggins and Smoochies to all that do .. Thank you Friends :) Wen
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Dumb Fucks In Internets
1) MUMM: 2) My Profile Comments Italian... member is ASK ME HOW nope sorry im not a terrorist that is why I am a veteran of the US Army umm ya ur cool 3) Error: this users permissions don't allow you to do this. if you want to add this member to your 'blocked' list, click here. 4) you go and bash this mongoloid for me.
New Pics
Just letting you all know that I have put up some new pics. I know I haven't been on here that much lately and haven't updated pics that much I have today Got some pics in my default as well as some NSFW pics...check em out if ya want. Also, I have taken off quite a few of my NSFW pics. I have came to the conclusion that im going to just start putting up sexy teasing seductive pics instead of pics that show everything hehe...figured this would keep it more interesting. Anyone got an ideas of suggestions for poses or what not on pics? If so, feel fre to share them with me. Im open to just about anything :) XOXOXOX Melissa
Sexiest Supergirl Contest Rules
The rules of the Sexiest Supergirl contest are as such... NO NAKED PICS Must have a supergirl Logo on your clothes or tattoo... No drawing a supergirl logo on you to use as the supergirl mark used for the contest Winner will be determined by Rates x Comments SELF VOTING IS ALLOWED
56,000 To Godmother Stang
Stang has been waiting too GodMother for along time. Stop by and show her some love and help her become a godmother tonight ۞Stang۞FU BAD B!TCH۞ Owna & Reppin Stangs Underground۞@ fubar
Where Are All My Freaks?
This One Is Better
you waved your hand and it was done So let it be and there it was A mountain, so high, it broke through, the sky A canyon, so deep, it'll bring a man to his knees I've seen what you can do I've seen you make miracles and hopeless dreams come true You've made the heavens and the stars Everything, come on how hard Could it be, To make her love me? I've said some things I shouldn't have Tried everything to win her back I'm human, I messed up, Is she gone?, Are we done? Forgiveness, another chance, that's all I want, it's in your hands I've seen what you can do I've seen you make miracles and hopeless dreams come true You've made the heavens and the stars Everything, come on how hard Could it be, To make her love me?
Contest Open
HERE IS ALL THE INFO ON THE CONTEST IM IN. ~ "Your Choice" Contest ~ Starts at 12:00NOON(CST) Today!! One rate is worth 3 comments! Happy Hour, 3-7-30Day Blasts, VIPs and more All up for grabs to 1st 2nd and 3rd place!
Want Someone To Love
I want someone to hold me. Someone to love me, And make love to me. Make me feel loved, And to be desired. To share passions and dreams. To giggle at our silliness, And to hold hands and kiss. To love and want you because you love and want me. To lie in your arms because That's where it's safe. That's where I'm loved. And I'm important to you too, Cause you feel about me the Same as I feel about you. You know, I'll laugh at your jokes, And cry at your sorrow, Be obstinate and disagree Just because I want to. Cause it infuriates you. And you know I'm doing it purposely, Cause you know me. You know my moods Will change like the wind, And we'll argue and fight.... Be silly together You'll be angry with me, But you'll forgive me, Cause you know I want to be loved. And you love me, No matter what I do.
What I Am Looking For
Good evening everyone...How is everyone doing today? I am doing good myself...I have been thinking about some things that I'd love to try... Well I am interested in bi sexual chicks alot...I have always wanted to learn more about threesums with 2 and more chicks that would be interested you know...I have always dreamed about meeting a gurl that liked guys and gurls and liked me and another gurl at the same time and the 3 of us eneded up together as a family you know Well If you want to know more please feel free to hit me up I am serious ladys
Poetry In Motion
To lie in blackness and sink right in Down to the valley of truth and sin Journey to the place deep within For at night destiny will begin
Marking My Pics Nsfw
Baltimore Girl
Baltimore Girl A girl from Baltimore and a girl from the west coast were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from Baltimore, being friendly and all said, "So, where ya from?" The west coast girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence." The girl from Baltimore, sat quietly for a few moments and then replied: "So, where ya from... bitch?"
Orgasms On A Plane
Orgasms On A Plane by Ramona Thompson My favorite all time fantasy One that I would love for some lucky man or woman out there to make cum true On my knees On my back or maybe just maybe with my legs wrapped tight around my lover I would't care how I would't give a damn who or when Hell, I would't even need a face or any kind of light to see Just as long as we doing it in public For all to see and to enjoy Hot, naked, and sweaty You can even blind-fold me if you wish All that I ask All that I'm begging for tonight is this Give it to me slow and easy Hard and fast Just do it! Just give me! Oh please! Oh please, yes....give me! Such a sweet, sweet climax The ulimate in the pleasures of the flesh Just give me a lot and plently of..... Orgasms on a plane!
so that you know a lil about me i'm 5'6 with really long curly hair, green eyes that will turn blue and lots of freckles. i'm a tomboy and an artist, but love to dress up as well. ask me anything and you will get an honest answer
Help A Sweetheart Level Up Pls?
Come on PPL Let's Do This!Lets get her to level 20She's always there to help others, now it's our turn to help her out.The B!TCH of VA !! BESO MI CULO !!@ fubarThank You All,KDM
15,000 To Godmother
Side By Side
They lie on the table side by side, The Holy Bible and the TV guide. One is well worn and cherished with pride, Not the Bible . . . but the TV guide. One is used daily to help folks decide, No, not the Bible . . . but the TV guide. As the pages are turned, what shall they see, Oh, what does it matter, turn on the TV. Then confusion reigns, they can't all agree, On what they should watch on the old TV. So they open the book in which they confide, No, not the Bible . . . but the TV guide. The Word of God is seldom read, Maybe a verse as they fall into bed. Exhausted and sleepy and tired as can be, Not from reading the Bible . . . from watching TV. So then back to the table side by side, Lie the Holy Bible and the TV guide. No time for prayer, no time for the Word, The plan of Salvation is seldom heard. But forgiveness of sin, so full and free, Is found in the Bible . . . not on TV. -- Author Unknown
Real Animation
Do You Know What Real Animation Is!!!???? Here Is That..............
Mothers Are Smarter Than You Think They Are
A Mom went to visit her son Kumar for dinner and found that Kumar had a girl by the name of Sunita for a housemate ... During the course of dinner, Kumar's mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's housemate was and the mother was suspicious of a possible relationship between the two ... Over the course of the evening while watching Kumar and Sunita interacted, the mother started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his housemate than met the eyes and this made the mother even more curious ... Reading his mother's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking but I assure you, Sunita and I are just housemates". About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner that night, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Kumar said ,"Well, I doubt it but I'll email her just to be sure". So he sat down and wrote to his mother : Dear
Why Why does life feel so unfair? Why can't anyone even care? Why do I stop and stare, At something I can't find out there? (c) Natasha Wismer 02/27/95
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Error: you're not allowed to do this. no bulletins no profile comments no picture comments did i get grounded for something?
Von Munch-bellinghaussen, Ingomar The Barbarian
Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one.
In My Head...
Everything gets dark...Nothing makes a sound. Finly a loud bang...Im frozen in place. I open my eyes..I lost my best friend that day. Her voice died. nothing of her is left.
From A Great Friend-ty Debb
Count Your Friends It is not wise to count your friends on a bright sunny day. When the sky is blue and smiles come so easliy. Instead wait for a storm, when the clouds are dark and the day grows cold. Laughter is not heard in your heavy heart. Then when a friend comes and stands beside you and lifts your spirits to the sky and laughter is in your heart, he or she deserves the name... "FRIEND" Thank you, my Friend, for braving the storms with me and for making the sunny days so much brighter.
i want you, i need you, i wanna feel you, i wanna taste you. I wanna do everything and anything to you that you want me to do. I dont wanna tease you and i dont want to tease myself i just aim to please. I wanna make you gasp for air from the pleasure your receiving from me. So just lay back and relax i got this. And when it's done dont worry i'll be back for seconds and you'll be loving it.
Ain't This A Bitch?
Yesterday my A/C was frozen. It was hot as hell outside and inside. About 88 F inside the house.It's fixed now. And I'll be damned if it ain't cool and windy outside today now that the A/C is working fine lmfao Ain't that a bitch? LOL
It Has Got To Be
it has got to be.. the dusk that follows the dawn the calm before the storm and with life.... there also comes death a child cries, a woman screams, a man, simply walks away...a circle of life ... i wish not to be a part forgotten what love should be, a simple gesture, a kind word.... a single moment... not to be taken forgranted.... fate.... surprise, just radomly happening, whatever, does it matter? Love her... tell her. need her.... let is show. part of her life you wish to stay.... shout it at the top of your lungs..... it has got to be........ be the one.... that matters to her... be the one who will walk til the end of the earth..... to make love last.... be her friend.. her lover and her guide when needed..... now... GO.. isn't there something that you have forgotten to tell her today?
Best Movie
The Best Page In The Universe
Inside A Girls Head
When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and {{smile}} =) ____________________________________________ When a girl bumps into your arm while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand ____________________________________________ When she wants a hug she will just stand there ____________________________________________ When you break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later ____________________________________________ When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind ____________________________________________ When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply ____________________________________________ When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering *how long you will be around* ____________________________________________ When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds, she is {{NOT}} at all fine ___________
13,900 To Rockstar
show some love Sexy Native Chick~~Proud Member of the Confederate Bombers~~@ fubar
The Dream
He made love to her by candle-light As their shadows danced upon the wall Their shadows were one, as were their bodies When he caressed her in the fall He awoke to see before him The beautiful angel from before She appeared to have fallen From the pages of forgotten lore They met and they spoke His love for her grew fonder Yet his heart was broken instantly When her love began to wander He thought of her constantly She could not evade his mind He once made love to her frequently And she used to be so kind Once again he awoke This time by her side She lay oh so silently By her rules he would abide
why is it when you have a bad day no one is around?
Nice Saturday
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Everyone Wants To Be A Story
Countless times i hear men say, "Girl i am so good you'll be writing about me in one of your stories!" Oh really now, is all i can think. With so many folks playing me to the left on hooking up I never got that opportunity...until..... I finally broke down and decided I would actually believe one of the brothers on BSF. I picked a great one withheld just cause I want you simply here are the basic facts, he's well over 6'0", slender with a deep caramel complexion that looked oh so tempting when I met him at Will Rogers Airport in OKC, I damn near fucked him on the luggage carousel. He was dressed in a designer jeans, prada shoes and simple button down, very urban yet definitely reflected of his "grown man" status and with the traces of Phat Farms latest cologne completing his aura I was totally infacuated with the thought of getting this sexy ass Chi-town brother back to my place, ASAP! To my surprise he had other things in mind.... ...We made it to my c
The creek with its rolling water Creates sounds strangely soothing Perhaps God speaks to me In ways my ears cannot understand But my soul does, and it is thankful… I stand alone, Watching the cold, crisp water Take the edges from the stones, Taking, yet giving In beautiful simplicity The years wash by so fast… I stand alone, But tears are not shed Those years are gone I look back so fondly On those days of loving hope Now but a haunting shadow Burning its image into my mind With every footstep… This world is so awesomely beautiful Beyond perfection in its glory. The sense that it makes Astounds me every second Why is love not like nature Why does love make no sense?? I stand alone. But there was one who met me here, Was it yesterday, or long ago? Are they so very different? Are we so different my love, That we cannot touch hearts Open and free, you and me? So wo
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Chewin' The Fat Pervert
Chewin' the Fat Pervert
What Would You Do?
If I let you have your way with me for one night what would you do with me?
Chewin The Fat 7 - Interpreting For The Neds: Rab Mcglinchy
I hate nothing more then some crooked face retard sending me links to their butt fucked filled lounges. This time I just snapped and entered the lounge. I told them their viral advertisement was annoying and to keep it the fuck out of my shoutbox. This was the shoutbox fight that ensued. ->ÐÈß~£Ú WÌ£...: Now. Fuck off cunt rag. Get the fuck out of my shoutbox, and stay the flying fuck out, you old miserable piece of shit. End of mother fucking story. ->ÐÈß~£Ú WÌ£...: TOO PUSSY TO STAND BEHIND A REAL ACCOUNT? AND LIKE I GIVE A FLYING FUCK YOUR SON IS DEAD. FOR ALL I FUCKING CARE HE CAN BURN IN HELL. GO AHEAD AND GO TO SUPPORT. WHO CAME INTO WHOS SHOUTBOX FIRST YOU WRINKLY OLD CUNT. NOW ROT IN THELL WITH YOUR KID ÐÈß~£Ú WÌ£...: THIS IS AN ALTERNATE ACCOUNT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MY SON DIED ON OCT 6 2005 AND IF U KEEP SAYING STUPID SHIT ILL GO TO SUPPORT AND GET U BANNED ->ÐÈß~£Ú WÌ£...: LOL YOU'RE MORE RETARDED THAN YOU LOOK. I HAVE YOU BEAT IN FRIENDS, FANS, AND FAMILY YOU RETARD
i still cant do anything im quite frustrated maybe ill sign back on tuesday to suck ass to try to get my comments back
Small Bus T-shirt Contest
Ok, Folks heres your chance to WIN a FREE Short Bus T-Shirt. Entries must be recieved by Oct 10 2007 Midnight Contest 14 Days from Start Date Midnight Oct 10 2007 ENTRY Rules: 1. MUST be A Jokers Wild Short Bus Rider 2. MUST be a Bus Stop Lounge Member 3. MUST NOT BE NSFW 4. MUST BE ON WHITE BACKGROUND 5. Design Must include somewhere Jokers Wild Short Bus Rules for people Voting: This is a Rate ONLY you may make comments BUT they do not count towards determining the winner. Scale of rates is 1 - 10 and you may use this scale for best to worst, Action will not be taken for rating a picture a 1 or a 10 if the number of rates an any given puctures are equel then the rate score will determine the winner. IE: (10.11) 23 Rates / (10.00) 23 Rates the first will be determined the winner HOWEVER if both scores shall be equel there will be a 2 Hr Comment Bomb Off to determine the winner. ( There Can only be 1 ) The winner Recieves a T-Shirt Provided By
The Family
Introducing The G-Spot :D THE G-SPOT (GOD FATHER/MOTHER LEVELING CREW) Members are asked to add A G-Spotter to their user name so we show we're a family member :D Please be sure to fan, rate and add each member when you join the group. Tell them you're A G-Spotter so they'll definitely add you (y) thank you!!! If you have room, you may want to add me to your family so you can find me at all times and check my blogs to see who we're helping :D The family members are ... owner Evonne~OWNER OF G-SPOT LEVELING CREW (GODFATHER/MOTHER LEVELING CREW ~ Fubar Wifey to Chris~Club@ fubar Co-owner NAUGHTY CHIC ~CO-OWNER OF THE G-SPOT (GOD FATHER/MOTHER LEVELING CREW)~@ fubar Other Staff Members ... Official Recruiter ♥HoRnY~AnGeL♥™ *~FU-GODMOTHER~ †DEVILS REJECTS†*©*Founder* RECRUITER 4 G-SPOT CREW*@ fubar Tag Maker FuBob~1st to Claim the Name~G-Spotter Member@ fubar And our crew ... Dj WoLfE = TCSBC Leader = DJ Harlot's Ba
Fda Ignores Ada -- Allows Flouride In Bottled Water
FDA Ignores ADA -- Allows Flouride in Bottled Water ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Wndy [WTC7 = WTF?] Date: 28 Sep 2007, 09:43 For those who don't know, fluoride is POISONOUS when ingested. It's fine in toothpaste, as long as it's NOT swallowed. Interesting how the "FDA" RECOMMENDS that people drink it in their water, ESPECIALLY babies. Proof that federal government would like us all to be retards who are easy to take advantage of, or just die already.From: RainbojanglesDate: Sep 28, 2007 9:21 AMFrom: Goddess KarenDate: 2007/9/28From: ~Nita aka ~eerieDate: Sep 27, 2007 2:10 PM Thank you ::rävensärä::Date: Sep 27, 2007 1:58 PMBottled Water: Now they can put fluoride in it 27 September 2007Watch out for that ‘healthy’ bottled water you’re drinking – it might contain fluoride. America, the world’s largest market, is now allowing ‘natural’ bottled water to be fluoridated.The decision has been made by the USA’s Food and Drug Administration (FDA) –
Fairy Tale From Steph
This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were little: Once upon a time ~~~~~~~~ in a land far away, ~~~~~~~~ a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess ~~~~~~~~ happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. ~~~~~~~~ The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: " Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. ~~~~~~~~ One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am ~~~~~~~~ and then, my sweet, we can marry ~~~~~~~~ and set up housekeeping in your castle ~~~~~~~~ with my mother, ~~~~~~~~ where you can prepare my meals, ~~~~~~~~ clean my clothes, bear my children, ~~~~~~~~ and
I'm Sick....
WELL... I feel like shit... I'm going back to the ER this weekend... either tonight or tomorrow... Last time they did a great job and all but couldn't REMOVE the gallbladder cuz of some infection or some crazy crap... so, they set me up with a surgeon... well, he requires 1/2 of the money up front... I'm not gonna pay out 3500 to remove an organ... hell, that should be ILLEGAL!!! Fuck, i could have someone on the black market PAY ME to remove my organs... JEEZ... damn not having insurance... So, i've kinda let it go hoping it would get better, or way worse so they'd have no choice but to take it out... well it's gotten way worse... i've had the runs for 3 weeks now... hardly been able to eat anything... dizzy, feel like puking, IN PAIN.... so fuck it... I'm going back... and so help me god if they refer me to a surgeon i'm gonna raise some serious hell!!! I just can't keep dealing with this shit... it's painful damnit!! I've spent the past 3 days asleep, almost literally... cuz i'm soo
New Update
to all the members that showed up last night! Hope you enjoyed your first live show with me! I just updated. Go check it out. Enjoy! Have a great weekend! XOXO, Aimeelynn
It's Friday, It's Friday *doing The Happy It's Friday Dance *
I'm in an great mood and it's about time! You have to excuse me if this sounds discombobulated. I'm typing this entry in breaks between doing laundry and rearranging my living room. (We're getting a new couch! One of those that go around corners. You know, I know the name and I just can't think of it right now. Oh well, I'm sure ya'll can understand the-excitement-that-makes-you-forget-things.) I'm incredibly excited about what's going out there in the writing world. Jason Sizemore has his own chapbook, Ann Aguirre has TWO multi-book deals, and I just discovered that Kealan Patrick Burke (who has left no doubt in my mind as to why he is a Stoker winner) is releasing his Stoker winning novel as a free ebook. If you download it, make sure to thank him here. Speaking of Jasons, mine finished reading Corpse Blood last night. Actual discussion was a little slim because he said he really liked it. Victory! Now I plan to go through and look at all the notes I've gotten from readers and
Fatherly Advice
I'm Taking You To The Fubar Drive In...
My Dearest Friend... Tonight, I'm taking you to the FUBar Drive In... Admission's Free... you PAY to GET OUT. We shall, of course, begin with a 1930's Mickey Mouse Cartoon... oh, not just any... this is THE HAUNTED HOUSE ... with Special guests "CREATURE FEATURE"... longtime friends & an EPIC band, too! They shall be reading the obituaries in alpha-Order....... are you EVER gonna like this! ..........*INTERMISSION* In these 15 seconds, you're going to learn the COOLEST effing THING! .......... ..... .....Check the popcorn for hair & dim the lights. Our Special Screening's about to begin. It's another Gory Demise by CREATURE FEATURE........ it's entitled "SUCH HORRIBLE THINGS" & was my myspace song for a long time... ........Please uncover your eyes so you can return the speaker to its post... thank you. Look out for Crazy Assholes & maaaaaaybe you can come back next week...? Your most devoted Pal, Cherie' :)
Shitting Violently
So this chick posts a MuMM about drinking. I told her to drink violently till she shits herself because thats so attractive. She entered my shout box. She said, and I will quote, "your an ass" Then blocked me. Show this herpes infested cunt bubble some love! Findme3
Rate This Stash # 2
This Lovely Lady Needs Love on Her Stash . Here is the link to one picture. Feel Free To Rate Up The Rest Of Her Stash!
hi girls hoppe you all like my sexy body
September 29, 2007
You are feeling a stronger connection with t he great outdoors and should try to find a way to get outside, even if it's just taking a long walk instead of lunch. You should feel invigorated by fresh air.
To Rod.
I just close my eyes because I might see your face. I just close my mouth because I might hear your voice. I just close my ears because I might hear of you, but I could not close my heart because I love you
Mexican Ucla Teacher Planning Revolt Inside Usa!!
MEXICAN UCLA TEACHER PLANNING REVOLT INSIDE USA!! Posted by: "EDGAR MARTINEZ" Sat Sep 29, 2007 12:33 am (PST) If anyone wants to call the scumbag here is his contact info. Ron Gochez (323) 450-6113 “We are taking our land back,” replied Ron Gochez, a 23-year-old UCLA graduate student who came to support the day laborers. “You don’t like it, but it’s the reality.” VIDEO: (NOTICE HE SAYS THERE ARE MORE THAN 40 MILLION HERE)
My Last "erich" Blog, Promise
I have three blogs on here and all of them are about Erich, this one is no different. Today, I saw the buses coming down the Interstate. I got to see the second and third shift of buses coming into to Trumann. It was a very moving and emotional experience. It is something I know I will not soon forget. I still can't believe that Erich and JT were not on the buses. That's where they should have been. Erich should be here. JT shouldn't have been home for four months, he shouldn't have had his wreck and he shouldn't be half brain dead. And JT and I should be hanging out and being nice to each other. JT should still be a big brother. Taylor should have both her uncles. She shouldn't have to grow up without one of the greatest men on earth to spoil her rotten. Terah should still have her baby brother. Amanda should be planning a wedding. There's a lot of things that should be happening, and us missing Erich isn't something that should be happening. I am thankful everyday t
In My Heart I Silent Cry.
Thoughts of you run through my head, As I lie here sleepless in my bed. Loudly they echo in my brain, Almost loud enough to hear the pain. To hide this pain that you caused me... I laugh and play and pretend I'm happy. Yet every time we pass each other by... In my heart I silent cry. Still...The days must keep on going, Like this river of pain keeps flowing. I smile whenever you are around, But my heart has really fallen to the ground. So as I wish you love, all the happiness one can have, In my heart I silent cry. Written by: Ben H.
Love can hurt you or burn you. Pick you up high in the sky and fly. Drag you down into the ground. Pull at you from every side of your mind. Cann't deside if you can hide or you should die. Smile and say hi or walk on by and wounder why. Love is tsrange but has no range to guide. You just glide and hope to get by.
Angel Bath
Friends Kissing
Need Help Leveling
help my sister level please i need 26k to level to rockstar
The Baroness' Seat Of Learning Ch. 04
The Baroness' Seat of Learning Ch. 04 by mcfbridge © Looking back on it, Matilda decided that it was the day after her first inspection that her new life really began. She woke up that morning; sore, tired, and hungry. So the baroness left her quarters and headed down to the hall. When she arrived, Matilda found one of the cooks and told him to bring her breakfast out. The huge woman sat down at a table and waited for her meal. At least some good food might soothe her poor nerves. A few minutes later, the cook appeared with a large bowl. He sat it down in front of the baroness. The bowl was filled with some sort of awful looking porridge. Matilda glared at the cook and asked him where her regular breakfast was. She wanted eggs, and sausages, and sweet cakes. The cook just told the baroness that this was what Lily had ordered for her breakfast. If Matilda didn't like it, she should take it up with her. Of course, if she insisted the cook would bring her more food, but she wou
Casino Setup Ch. 06 B
Casino Setup Ch. 06 by mcfbridge © Janice finished what she was doing and told both ladies to look over their shoulders. Emily looked back and there, behind her was a large standing mirror. All she could see in the mirror was her ass being held open by her own hands, with her anus centered and in full view. Connie looked back and saw the same thing. It was one thing to know her anus was exposed, but to actually have to see it spread open for everyone was too much. Both ladies dropped their hands in shock. Tony quickly yelled at them to get those butts back open. Emily and Connie were both too cowed to argue at that point. They both reached back and reopened. Janice told them to look back and tell her which asshole was cuter. Both ladies looked back into the mirror, but when each saw her own anus staring back at her, they both just started crying. Tony threw up his hands. "This is no good, they're acting like spoiled little girls. All we do is ask them to compare their assholes a
Cajun Meat Loaf
Cajun Meat Loaf Recipe By : Serving Size : 6 Preparation Time :0:00 Categories : Cajun Main Dish Meats Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method -------- ------------ -------------------------------- -----SEASONING MIX----- 2 each Whole bay leaves 1 teaspoon Salt 1 teaspoon Ground cayenne pepper 1 teaspoon Black pepper 1/2 teaspoon White pepper 1/2 teaspoon Ground cumin 1/2 teaspoon Ground nutmeg -----MAIN INGREDIENTS----- 4 tablespoons Unsalted butter 3/4 cup Finely chopped onions 1/2 cup Green bell peppers -- chopped 1/4 cup Green onions -- finely chopped 2 teaspoons Minced garlic 1 tablespoon Tabasco sauce 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce 1/2 cup
Fucking Shit Ass Piss Balls
I spent a good part of the day preparing some of my NYC photos and now the album isn't showing any pics. wtf is the deal?
Anchors Aweigh
Stand Navy out to sea Fight our battle cry We’ll never change our course So vicious foe steer shy-y-y-y Roll out the T.N.T. Anchors Aweigh Sail on to victory and Sink their bones to Davy Jones hooray! Yo ho there shipmate Take the fighting to the far off sea Hear the wailing of the wild banshees All hands, fire brands Let’s blast them as we go, so Anchors Aweigh my boys Anchors Aweigh Farewell to college joys We sail at break of day day day day Through our last night on shore Drink to the foam Until we meet once more Here’s wishing you a happy voyage home! Heave a ho there sailor Everybody drink up while you may Heave a ho there sailor For your gonna sail a break of day Drink away, Drink away, For you sail at break of day, hey! Anchors Aweigh my boys Anchors Aweigh Farewell to college joys We sail at break of day day day day Through our last night on shore Drink to the foam Until we meet once more Here’s wishing y
Maybe I Deserve
This song came out when i was with my kids dad, this song was meant for him to dedicate to Oooh hey hey well well well Do you mind if I tell the truth for a second ya'll Maybe I deserve to wonder who calling so damn late For you to say im trippin it's just a homie from upstate ( said it's just a homie) Dont he know it's 1:00 in the morning you say it's cool baby it's cool Baby I deserve for you to say he's coming into town ( he wants to see you) and he's just wondering if you and him can hang out I dont like it but I know I gotta trust you It aint cool cause I know it's true Maybe I deserve for you to go out and find some other guy Maybe I deserve for you to stay out with him all night Maybe I deserve for you to do all the things I did to you Maybe I deserve ( oh yeah) Maybe I deserve Repeat Twice For you to put on a sexy dress for me to ask you Who the hell you trying to impress for you to laugh it off like it aint nothing I know it's something Mayb
Some Sure Fire Bee Cures, And A Bishop Who May Meet The Maker..
Good Morning. It’s pesky BEE time in Michigan. Well hell, perhaps all over I guess, however it seems like a Michigan only problem this time of year. I am not sure why…I am not sure how they determine they need to go out with a flare. I do not mean a road flare either! Although, some do believe burning them out is the answer. Not so in these next two cases. Please do not try this at home! Some Americans continue to prefer to "do it themselves" to get rid of pests on their property, with tragic results. In June, Mike Harstad of Jamestown, Calif., attempting to eliminate a wasps' nest with a can of Pledge and a cigarette lighter, ultimately burned down his mobile home and contents and destroyed an outbuilding, a truck, a boat and a trailer. [ (KVML-AM, Sonora, Calif.), 7-1-07] In August, a Whitehall, Pa., man, William Sekol, 82, attempting to destroy a yellow jackets' nest beneath a storm sewer grate in his front yard, put a dried tree over the grate, doused it with gaso
Lost Some Contest Photos
i lost two contest photos one i have notified . the other one don't know who it is . so if you can contact me i can look and see if your the one i missing . thanks i think fubar when they had there problem caused mine bingo
Lace Up Glovettes Child
As shown with the Cheerless Leader child costume. Price: 7.99
My Heart Bleeds For You
My heart bleeds for is bruised black and blue..your love is what hurt me, worse then any pain i ever felt.. Now youre gone from my life,i had to give up with out a fight. this is what you wanted was to run away,causing me more pain each day.. the sun comes up and the sun goes down,you have me looking like a clown.. i stand here with my heart on my sleeve, you stick a knife in and slowly turn. to see how much i bleed.. my blood is red, my heart is true. come back baby i still love you..... this poem is dedicated to my best friend jen... i wrote it for her.... she will always be my best friend no matter what some say.....
Monday Morning
Oh boy. I drank a lot of water last night before going to bed. Big mistake! I got up probably 15 times in the middle of this night! That does not make for a good nights sleep. My neck hurt all night long so I decided it is time to buy a new pillow. I have a tempur-pedic pillow but it is old now and not working the way it used to. It is made for people that sleep on their side and it supports the neck. So, time to shell out $$$ for a new one. Since my neck feels worse laying in bed all night then when I get up and move is the pillow! It is Monday. The work week and school week. What does today bring? The weather is cloudy and rainy which is okay. It was beautiful all weekend. I can handle a rainy day here and there. I hope now that Anthony has really good grades, he keeps it that way. Christopher...that is an every day thing. Never knowing what kind of day he is going to have at school. I told him when I dropped him off that I love him and to have a gr
Tv The Rest Of The Week
Thur - Sun didn't watch much TV. Thur didn't have anything worth watching. Friday and Saturday I'm out with friends, but Las Vegas, Moonlight and Women's Mystery Club would be what I'm watching if I was a home. Sundays I usualy watch DVD and this sunday was The Critic.
Patout's Hot Crab Dip
Patout's Hot Crab Dip Recipe By : Serving Size : 1 Preparation Time :0:00 Categories : Cajun Appetizers Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method -------- ------------ -------------------------------- 1/2 cup Butter (1/4 lb) 2 each Medium yellow onions -- choppe 1 each Small bell pepper -- chopped 2 each Garlic cloves -- minced 1 pint Heavy cream 1 cup Green onions -- chopped 1/2 cup Parsley -- chopped 1 teaspoon Dried basil 1 teaspoon Dried thyme 2 teaspoons Salt 2 teaspoons Ground black pepper 1 teaspoon Ground white pepper 5-6 shots Tabasco sauce 1 pound Fresh white crab meat Melt the butter in a medium saucepan over medium heat. Add the onions, bell pepper, and garlic and saute for 1
Enrique Iglesias Nunca Te Olvidare Tsubasa Reservoir Chronic
Daddy Yankee- Rompe
My Lost Soul
My lost soul Help me catch my soul Out in this world of despair My lost soul is out there Love has set my soul free I wish it would come back to me There is nothing I can do I wish I had never loved you I played the fool This game is so cruel It never lets you win In the end, you lose again This life can be as black as coal Damn! Where is my soul?
Medical Scare And Life.
I went to the doctors for a checkup...I found out my blood pressure is borderline of being too high....It's just acting up a little bit. My mother had thyroid cancer. My grandmother had problems with it too. And now I'm having problems. For those who are unfamiliar with it. The thyroid controls alot of your energy, your moods and who you are a person really. I was diagnosed not too long ago for having a case of By polar disorder. I am able to function normally but damn this is driving me nuts. And starting soon my medication gets changed to a more cheaper drug..And the doctor was not happy about my weight. This is a new doctor for me. She handed me a calorie sheet that made me feel much worse. And to top it all off I have to get a blood test before I go back in 2 weeks. And I'm planning to get some counseling done when I can . At the end of the month I usually get a little stressed. This Wednesday I am going to meet my landlords to sign and renew my lease. not happy a
A Cappella
A Cappella by ParkerDupris © I've never told you this when we were spending serious time together, but way back when I was about ten, it was about this same time of year when I stopped dinner conversation cold one night. I thought my mom was going to drop the holiday ham, right there on the green shag. I had just piped up about a peculiar dream I'd had the night before, when time seemed to freeze at the table. The clanking and chatter had abruptly given way to an arresting silence. If music had been playing somewhere in the background, you would have heard a needle dragging across vinyl before that silence. Grandma recovered first, beaming and starting to say something, but mom cut her off with a smile I knew was fake, even back when I was ten and didn't know that green shag carpeting was awful. With a bit of a forced-pleasant tone in her voice, she told me "I'm sure it was just a dream, Parker". Her look at grandma was the same one she reserved for me when I'd let
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The Sons Of Thassa B
The Sons Of Thassa by Alii Nui © “Yes, Fleet master,” the elderly man answered. Black Ox began unfastening his robe, not expecting that he would’ve so quickly rid himself of it when he put it on scant minutes before. In the pit, K’ago had also stripped down to sandals and underwrap of rep cloth. Neither wanted his opponent to gain advantage by grabbing at loose clothing. Black Ox walked down into the pit, spraying the sands with his sandaled feet, until he stood arm’s length from the traitor. K’ago licked sweat from his upper lip. The Rite of Knives was his only possible escape from the death sentence. If he could defeat Black Ox he could walk out of the meeting hall a pardoned man. “I’m told you bought a new slut today, Ox,” K’ago smiled. “A ripe, pretty thing from the north. I hope you used her well while you had the chance, because you’ll never get another.” “You’re wrong, K’ago, it’s you whose days between the thighs of kajirae, of any female, are at an end. You’re
On My Mind
You know when I started on this cherrytap/fubar page I thought it was fun, addicting. I started making some really good friends. But you know sometimes people forget on here that some of us are real, not characters in a play....we have feelings, real life issues. I guess I am just so tired of being lied to on here, tired of making friendships and relationships only to find out that these friendships and relationships are not all that we thought they were. I guess I would just like to know that there are some genuine people here that aren't just talking to you for the ratings or the points, that aren't out just to see how many women they can get to fall for them. I am sorry just had to get that off my chest.
Fucking Pigs
do cops ever do anything last nite i was damn near hit by so stuopid asshole driveing a car an the cops did nothing
sittin here just did the dinner thing and cleaned downstairs...probably most i have done since thursday...have been really sick since friday...bronchitis on top of my asthma...and not to mention my brats are driving me nuts....once again my man is at work and they (the kids) dont wanna listen for ready to tie them up by their fucking toenails and tickle them to death with a for taking the time to read my shit...blah blah yall
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Lyon 0-3 Rangers
Lyon 0-3 Rangers Rangers made it two wins from two Champions League outings with an amazing victory in Lyon. Lee McCulloch gave the visitors a half time lead with a powerful header from a DaMarcus Beasley corner. And Rangers stung the hosts with two breakaway goals early in the second half, Daniel Cousin and Beasley applying the finishes. The French side hit the woodwork three times but Rangers defended stoutly throughout for a valuable three points. Interview: Rangers boss Walter Smith Interview: Rangers winger DaMarcus Beasley The Ibrox side are now level with Barcelona, who won 2-0 in Stuttgart, at the top of Group E and next face the Catalan giants in Glasgow on 23 October. Rangers, who had been seeded fourth in a tough section, must now be harbouring serious ambitions of reaching the knockout phase. Lyon, on top of Ligue 1 after a shaky start to the season, made a bright opening, zipping one-touch passes around with confidence. But the Range
Pic Ratings Update, Everyone Needs To Just Chill Out, Quit Complaining, They Are Working On It :)
It's No Good
Depeche Mode Lyrics "It's No Good" I'm going to take my time I have all the time in the world To make you mine It is written in the stars above The gods decree You'll be right here by my side Right next to me You can run, but you cannot hide Don't say you want me Don't say you need me Don't say you love me It's understood Don't say you're happy Out there without me I know you can't be 'cause it's no good I'll be fine I'll be waiting patiently Till you see the signs And come running to my open arms When will you realise Do we have to wait till our worlds collide Open up your eyes You can't turn back the tide Don't say you want me Don't say you need me Don't say you love me It's understood Don't say you're happy Out there without me I know you can't be 'cause it's no good I'm going to take my time I have all the time in the world To make you mine It is written in the stars above Don't say you want me Don't say you need me Don't say yo
Dade Ch. 01
Dade Ch. 01 by noplex © Chapter One: Night Break "Great game man, we really showed them how to play," Justin said as he slapped Dade on the back, "You really showed them with that flag capture, great job." He watched Dade, knowing quite well what tomorrow was, and he was just trying to cheer his friend up. "Thanks, yeah, it was great," Dade finally spoke up, but he showed little emotion about the win. "You know, its just, tomorrow—its been two years man." He took out cigarette from the pack in his pocket, lighting it up, and walking slowly down the trail. "I know, I know. If you need anything dude, you know you can always hit me up." Justin packed up his paintball gear, facing the opposite trail. Dade and Justin had been playing paintball together for years now, and they are well known amongst the state locals. Two years ago Dade's mother died in a car accident, his step father was driving drunk, and he walked away perfectly fine. "Yeah, I know, thanks. I think I'm jus
25 Min Left Please Help
This girl is in a contest with 25min left lets see what we can do for her.
Please Pay Ur Respects, I Couldnt Imagine. Rip Precious Baby Girl
New Hair Cut!
So I got a new hair cut yesterday! I cut off about a foot of hair and now I have really short, spikey hair. It's amazing. As soon as Fubar let's me upload photos, I'll be sure to post a pic of it.
Rather Unorthodox!
It's funny I was on the floor filing and I noticed that everyone that went by was giving me a weird look. At first I thought it was weird cause I always sit on the floor when I'm filing. Then it hit me. I was filing while I was doing a split on the floor. I can be SO oblivious sometimes. lol
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Death Killed Me
Distraught, depressed, I'm hurt and angry, Torn apart with shattered dreams and a broken heart, As the days break and the mornings bloom, I see no light only darkness and gloom. This broken heart I can nurse no more For it is in pieces, shattered on the floor, Please god, hear my cry and heed my call, Show me the way or show me the door, Ive had enough, I cant take no more. So this is me, telling you, Telling you I want to die, knife to my wrist and gun to my head, Now you all know I wish I was dead. As the blade runs up I scream in pain, Oh my god, I sliced a vein, Now thats over there's blood on the floor, I couldn't stop cutting, So I cut more and more, I lay on my bed with a blood stained sheet, Now my death, I'm ready to meet, Wanting to die makes me glad Because its far much better than always being sad. Laying on my bed with an inch of being dead, I woke up from this dream and started to scream, I realize now That was a vision, Tha
~ John Lennon - Instant Karma ~
What the Hell is with Yoko back there Blindfolded? :) hehe
We all are humans, We all have needs. Why is it we can be so mean? Think about how the world could be, If everyday day we did a kind act. The world would be the place God created. We would start to strive, To be kinder beings. Full of love and tenderness. Not beings of negativity. We would be beautiful like a rose in bloom. Pure as the light from god above. Bright as the stars, That shine at night. Loving one and other with pure delight. Dee Parenti All Rights reserved
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My Worth
My Worth ~Tony Martinez For you I'd give the shirt off my back I'd be friends with my worst foe Give up all that I have, or all that I will ever have Walk through hell Suffer all the pain Carry all the burdens Deal with all the hardships Stand by you as you slapped my face Stood my ground as you pushed away Said I love you, as you said I hate you Bury my own feelings Forget my happiness Do all the things that caused me the greatest pain All for you All for your happiness Would you do the same for me? Am I worth it? Guess not... You already left...
My Heart!
Shhh!! Listen; can you hear it beating? The silent, thump, thump, thumping? Sounding like the flapping wings of a dove? That is my heart saying, “I am in love.” Awaken my heart! Meet the man who came along and breathed life into you. Look closely, those eyes can not lie, call out heart – call him to be by your side! Rest easy dear heart your search is over now, your one and only has finally come to town. Dear heart beat quietly – like a distant drum you found the best that could ever come! Sinan is the name of my true heart I hope he will never want to depart. Shhh, listen, there’s not one heart beating – but two that’s the love making sounds coming from me to you! LSR 29 September 2007 2030 hours To my love From Lori
House Cleaning
To all my Family, Friends As you all know, from various sources, I am in a contest at the's nothing special...more of a popularity thing...there is no month long vip staus at the end of it, but being that I am in it...I want to win. During the past year (or more), I have help numerous people win contests, grow in levels, etc.....well it is my turn....if i could get all my "Family, Friends and Fans" to leave 5 comments each, I would win hands down, but it looks like the "family/friends" are not really, I am now forced to make a move.....If by the end of this contest I do not see comments form family/friends....I am going to start deleting them from my list to make room for new family/friends....those who will stand by another family member.....To stay on my family/friends must leave at leat 5 comments on the pic below....One more thing, to comment on the pic, you must request a friend status with the page owner. tHIS IS THE LINK TO THE
Is It Enough ??
They say a friend in need Is a friend indeed. I wouldn't know Up until now I have never had one. A friend that is, Not a need. I have had needs a'plenty, Just no friends to fullfil them. But now, Just when things look blackest I seem to have found a friend. But not just one... Somehow, By some miracle I don't understand, There are people lining up To try to keep me here. To help me feel better Or to try to feel better... I certainly never expected this. I'm not sure where they came from, But they're there And deep inside I can't help feeling That these are my true friends. That I should be very grateful for them And to them. Which I am. But I'm asking 'Is it enough?' And I'm afraid I don't know What the answer is..
~~best Bumper Sticker~~
I'm proud to BLOG this one! I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG, OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND TO THE REPUBLIC, FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD , INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL! I was asked to post this and if I agree, or delete if I don't. It is said that 86% of Americans believe in God. Therefore I have a very hard time understanding why there is such a problem in having "In God! We Trust" on our money and having "God" in the Pledge of Allegiance Why don't we just tell the 14% to Shut Up and BE QUIET!!!
You Can Make This The Day!!
Make this the day you come fully to life. Make this the day you take real, meaningful steps toward fulfilling the best of your possibilities. Make this the day you experience, more completely than ever before, how great it feels to create a positive difference. Make this the day you commit to using your extensive skills, interests and resources to produce a real and lasting contribution to life. Make this the day you hit upon a unique and valuable way to express the beautiful, authentic person you are. Make this the day you truly see the profound beauty that is in every little detail of life. Make this the day you let go of the useless and destructive negative attitudes you thought for so long that you needed. Make this the day you connect with the power of sincere and positive intention. Make this the day you rise above the pettiness and triviality that seek to drown you in a sea of futility. Make this the day you open your eyes to the grand and brilliant possibilities that
Day Dream
I am sitting at my desk looking at your pictures. Imagining what I could do with you if you were mine. Your eyes are so captivating, your body so alluring. If wishes could come true you would be in front of me. a message appears in my shout box, it is you. I get excited even before I read it. "I want us to meet" I cant believe my eyes, you want to meet me. I reply quickly that I want to meet you as well but how. You tell me that you are on vacation in VA Beach right now. My heart starts to beat faster, my cock starts to firm. My dream may come true. I tell you I want you as mine while you are here, "yes Master" you fall into the roll immediately. I type my number and tell you to call. In seconds my phone is ringing, it is you. I stay cool on the phone but my face is flush with excitment. You will be my pet for the wekend....."yes Master" You tell me where you are staying and I tell you that will be for later. For now I tell you where a nice local lace is for lunch but
If You Forget Me
I want you to know one thing. You know how this is: if I look at the crystal moon, at the red branch of the slow autumn at my window, if I touch near the fire the impalpable ash or the wrinkled body of the log, everything carries me to you, as if everything that exists, aromas, light, metals, were little boats that sail toward those isles of yours that wait for me. Well, now, if little by little you stop loving me I shall stop loving you little by little. If suddenly you forget me do not look for me, for I shall already have forgotten you. If you think it long and mad, the wind of banners that passes through my life, and you decide to leave me at the shore of the heart where I have roots, remember that on that day, at that hour, I shall lift my arms and my roots will set off to seek another land. But if each day, each hour, you feel that you are destined for me with implacable sweetness, if each day a flower climbs up to your lips to s
A True Friend
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Soul Reflection
I look in the mirror, What do I see? It my own souls reflection, Staring back at me. It is not a soul full of vantity. It is not a soul full, Of hunger nor greed. My souls reflection is full of love. I ask it why we receive so much pain. I look at the reflection and say, Hold tight my dear friend. A soul of love will get hurt time and again. Because a soul of love is unconditional. A soul of love always lets them in. It is the risk that you take. I know that it is great. To love is better, Than not to know it at all. The reflection of soul, Will lead you there. It will tell you of how much you care. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved.
Im In A Contest!!
hey friends, i have entered a contest,rates and comments. if you have a free second or two to stop by and rate me and maybe leave a comment or two, id greatly appriciate it. thanks for being a friend!!! this is the link, thanks again!!
73,000 To Godfather
COME ON EVERYONE.. SHOW HER SOME LOVE She's sooooooo close it's disgusting that she isn't there yet!! A mere 73,000 points away with 4 happy hours lined up. Let's end this insanity once and for all. If you have it in your hearts to give her some pic/stash rates during your down'd be GREATLY appreciated!!! Thanks. :) *~þöŁşķįĆħęŗŗŷ~*@ fubar
Father John & Brianna
Father John & Brianna by Nicola_Italia1 © Brianna sobbed into the dewy green grass. She hated her mother, her father and her powerful Uncle Angus. They all plotted to ruin her life and not care at all for her feelings. Damn them! She hated them all. She rubbed her eyes and a thought came to her suddenly. She would visit old Father John in the small chapel that lay upon her family’s lands. He would know what to do. Brianna brushed off her the grass from her skirt and raced along to the old chapel. Brianna smiled as she saw Father John sweeping the stone steps of the small chapel. He was in his mid 50s she surmised with a balding head, a protruding belly and no more than 2 to 3 inches taller than herself. “Father John!” Brianna’s voice rang out. “My child. What brings you to us on this pleasant day?” “I must talk with ye,” she told the older man earnestly. “Of course, my child.” Father John led her into the cool stone chapel. He watched her settle down in front of him.
Castle Secrets
New hot lounge for the Master's/Dom's and slave/submissives to go and be with like minds, please come join us!
I Am Who I Am
I am who i am.I cannot change to suit you, or anyone else. It is time to stop hiding it and if i lose friends than so be it.
Asmodeus by Sexxy Vixen © "Oh you have got to be kidding me!" muttered Laura as she glanced over the note left by the realtor. "What?" asked her husband, Ben. "On the list of the things suggested by the realtors who came to the Open House is 'clean out closets'. We're totally sunk if prospective buyers go looking through our closets." "It's just one closet. Clean all of the rest of them out, and maybe put a sign on our closet." "What kind of sign? Warning! Closet haunted by evil spirit!?" "We don't know that's what it is." "Yeah sure. The varying tropical and sub-zero temperatures and the weird sounds and movements are just a quirky characteristic of the house." "It's possible. We've never seen any indication of it being anything else." "Believe what you want." Laura balled up the note and tossed it in the trashcan. "Surely they wondered why all the other closets are crammed full of stuff but ours is practically empty." "Maybe they didn't even look in our
Amy's Illicit Desires
Amy's Illicit Desires by Big Gunz © Amy had wanted Jack since the moment she had met him. Even though he was dating Julia, one of her best friends, and regardless of the fact that she too had a boyfriend, for as long as she had known him, she had secretly lusted for him. There was just something about him that she could not get out of her head. He was a good looking guy, taller than her boyfriend Pete, but not quite as muscular, and certainly not as nice. Quite the opposite actually, as he usually came off as a bit of an asshole when people first met him. Still, there was a certain something about him that stirred something within her. At first she tried to push her dirty thoughts of her friend's man out of her mind, passing them off as a sort of taboo fantasy, lusting after someone you should not, and certainly would not, ever have. But as time progressed, she found it harder and harder to keep her illicit desires suppressed in the back of her dirty little head. To add to Amy's
Amy's Confession
Amy's Confession by truelifeconfessions © Hi, my name is Amy, I'm 19 and live in Surrey in the UK. I love sex and I just love reading about dirty things that other people have done. A while back I found a site on the internet all about people's confessions, all the naughty things that they had got up to. It really turned me on and I was pretty soon adding some of my own kinky confessions too, what a slut I am! I chatted to some of the other girls who were putting up stuff, sexySarah and sexybabe and their stories about girl on girl. I was thinking more and more about girl on girl sex and it was turning me on thinking about it. I had been doing other stuff with Andy and Lee that I had written about but I was obsessed with what I'd read from these girls, so.. My friend Lisa is well fit, all the boys fancy her, she has the best body of all the girls, she doesn't know about Andy, she just thinks that I am with Lee. As far as I thought she wasn't bi at all, we only ever talked ab
Realize It ...or Not....the Truth Is The Truth.
Do you understand where you are right now? You are in a place, a time, and a set of circumstances toward which you've been moving your entire life. Do you realize the enormous opportunity that now exists? You are more experienced and better prepared than ever before. Each past failure is now a positive and valuable lesson that you've learned about what works and what doesn't. All the disappointments you've ever known have now combined together to create a powerful and meaningful determination that permeates your life. By this point in your life, your dreams and desires are more in line with who you truly are than they've ever been before. And now you're perfectly positioned to actually achieve them. Do you realize how truly unique and powerful this very moment is? This is the moment when you can begin to fulfill your greatest possibilities. This is the moment you've been working your way toward for a long time. You are here at last, so fill your world with the lifetime of ric
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Anticipating Beltane
Anticipating Beltane by golden smog© Scotland: 1559. The clouds and frequent chilly rain of winter not withstanding, Lise began to resume her tramps out of doors. Though not as indifferent to her security as she had once been, her need for air and exertion reasserted themselves. Against any expectation she would have had if consulted, Lise had found heeling and renewal at Whithorn. Though not of a religious temperament, Lise had to concede that, somehow, Margarete had been right to insist on the long and arduous journey. Lise had always thought pilgrimage to be a pointless trial. Nevertheless, it was only since that long journey and the many things that had happened on the road, that Lise had truly begun to heel from the wound her spirit had received at the hands of three lawless rapists. The men were each dead, and Lise was alive. Since the pilgrimage last autumn, she had been increasingly able to savor her life, and to feel grateful for it. Sometimes, Owen would acc
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Bend-over Boifriend
Bend-Over Boifriend by cand86© "What the hell is this?" I say when I see what's lying on the table. I had sauntered over for a beer and to give a quick glance at the box, just to see if Lauren had decided to indulge me with a Segal- or -Van Damme action flick, or went instead with a cheesy, romantic chick flick that would either put me to sleep, or, best case scenario, put her in the mood. Instead, sitting innocuously on the counter next to bags of groceries and the newspaper, is a movie with an obscene cover. I should know. I've seen quite a few of them when I browse the back aisles of the Blockbuster, hunting for girl-on-girl action. But I've never seen any quite like this. There's a man on his stomach, with a very beautiful woman lying on top of him- unpornlike and almost romantic. But then, in a tiny image to the side, the same woman is wearing a harness and strap-on. And the man is on his knees in front of her. And the name, staring me in the face: Bend Over Boyfriend.
Sex,, A Wonderful Time
The Beach By Nortidazzer
The Beach by Nortidazzer © Slamming on the breaks, Sarah cursed herself; she should have filled up with gas back in town but now she was halfway to the middle of nowhere. Surely there must be a gas station somewhere around here? Why had she slammed on the brakes? Now she was grateful she was out in the sticks. Recovering her composure; she inched forward her sleek BMW. It purred its satisfaction at being given its head. Three miles down the road a luminescent white beacon shone out. Hopefully it wasn't a 24 diner or something equally useless As she drew closer she felt a little tingle of elation. Drawing her car in she hoped two things could go right in a row and she had remembered her cards. Phew! They were nestled in the back of her wallet. As she took them out to pay the attendant she noticed a twinkle in his eyes. At first glance he seemed like the typical spotty 18 year old barely-out-of-puberty gas station attendant that provides enough material for 1001 comic stand-up
Carnal Pleasures Alone
Carnal Pleasures Alone by XXNoraJeanXX© Callie was a happily married woman, and a stay at home mother. She loved both rolls dearly, but often felt a sexual restlessness that drove at her both day and night. Her husband was a good and generous lover. He always made sure she had multiple orgasms before she fucked her and came inside her. He enjoyed foreplay very much and took his time pleasing her and being pleased himself. One of the things Callie loved most about sex with her husband was the freedom of him coming inside her. She loved the sensation of her husband's cum filling her cunt, and she especially loved feeling it flow from her quivering pussy afterward. Sometimes when her husband was getting ready for work early in the mornings, he would wake her just to fuck her quickly before he dashed out the door. These quickies were almost dream-like for her. He would leave her right after depositing his large load into her needy cunt. Sometimes after he left she would simply cu
During Class
During Class by Goldeniangel © Back row of science class in high school, two seniors (both just turned 18) were looking as innocent as possible sitting next to each other. Fortunately their teacher was the very blind and rather scattered Mrs. Newmark. Also, fortunately, the desks were large black two-seaters that pretty much obscured everything that anyone could do. Right now the large desk, and Patricia's oversized sweatshirt, was obscuring the fact that Steve was feeling her up. The class was rather small so there was no one in the back row with them since there were only three desks in each row and Chad and Amanda were skipping. So no one at all knew what they were up to. Steve squeezed her breasts, loving the fact that they were doing this while class was going on and no one even knew... yeah there were definite perks to being a senior in Mrs. Newark's class and having one hell of a kinky girlfriend. "So is it in there?" he whispered in her ear, his breath and lips tickl
Barb by istanbulnoir© She is the best contributor to Literotica. I don't know her and I do know her. I read her stories over and over and when she has taken me to the highest pitches of excitement that her prose can take me to, and when her words are no longer enough, I click on the link to her profile and scroll down until her photograph is on my screen and I wank to Barb's image, all 50 something years worth of her. She stands in her black basque with her lovely big boobs and her hourglass waist, her arms at her sides and the straps of her suspenders reaching down over her thighs and out of view. The picture is of her torso only. But it does not matter that she is legless and headless in the picture. I have never seen her face or her eyes and I don't know the colour of her hair. They change according to my mood as I dream of her, but these absences make it easier for me to fantasise that she is mine. The less of a person you know, the more of them you can imagine. And in im
Sharing And Caring...
What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal. Share your seed and watch it grow - Then you'll know the joy of giving. Share yourself and your whole life, Then you'll know the joy of living! Wishing you a most wondrous and beautiful week! {{{Hugs}}}
Ipods Are A Trendy And Expensive Cry For Approval.
Remember when you were little and you really, really wanted that toy? You'd think about it all the time, dream about it, masturbate to pictures of it, all that good stuff? It was the one thing in the world that would solve all your problems. Christmas came along and you got one from Santa. You and the toy were inseparable for a week straight. All your friends loved you. Everybody begged to play with them. They exclaimed, "Wow, that toy is so cool!" which you took as, "Wow, you are so cool!" Times were good when you were hot shit. Soon enough, Jimmy down the street got a newer and better toy. Your friends stopped calling you, depression sunk in, and your precious action figure found its way to the back of your drawer. Optimus Prime transformed into Prime Dust Collector. Suddenly, the answer hit you - get a better toy! That will bring your friends back and make everything perfect again. Over and over, every Christmas. Newer, faster, bigger, stronger toys. After a decade of the that
Come See Who`s Getting Married In Fire Fighters Hall
CLICK BELOW TO GET TO US (repost of original by 'MERCI~MGR~HEAD PROMO's~OF FF HALL FIREMAN'SFUBAR G/F' on '2007-10-08 04:06:11')
Congressman: Dollar Could Collapse To Absolute Zero
Congressman: Dollar Could Collapse To Absolute Zero ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Alex Jones Date: 08 Oct 2007, 08:27 Congressman: Dollar Could Collapse To Absolute Zero Presidential candidate Ron Paul has made a dire prediction that the dollar could collapse to absolute zero - precipitating hyper inflation, soaring oil prices and a global economic depression if current policies are continued.
Fight Back Against A Congress That Spends Money Like Water!
Fight Back Against A Congress That Spends Money Like Water! ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Blaine Date: 08 Oct 2007, 09:12 Fight Back Against A Congress That Spends Money Like Water!Did you ever hear the joke about the guy who goes into a bar and every time he puts his hand in his pocket he pulls out the exact amount of the bill? Well, this is NO JOKE! The fat cats in Washington, DC are asking you to keep pulling that money out as if you had an endless supply of cash in your pocket.VOTE THE BUMS OUT!
The Best Living Will
I, Niki, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: Glass of wine chocolate Margarita Martini straight up Cold Beer scotch on the rocks Chicken fried steak cream gravy chocolate Mexican food chocolate French fries chocolate Pizza chocolate ice cream cup of coffee Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, and call it a day!
It's hard not being able to talk about certain things with anyone. If you have certain thoughts and feelings lately, but you can't express them. Can't tell your friends and family since they'd never understand and it would hurt them. Or push them away even. When you don't know where the thoughts came from, or why they showed up. Your mind wants to jump out of your ears, and you can't do anything. argh
Chemistry by litpervgrrl © There was a chemistry between us from the moment we first met. I had just been hired. I was a junior project manager fresh out of college; he was one of the field supervisors, eight or ten years older than me, quiet and almost shy-seeming but possessed of a dry and understated sense of humor that seemed to come out of nowhere and often had me cracking up out of the blue. The moment we were introduced there was a jolt of sexual energy that passed between us. I know I felt it anyway; I suspect that he did too, but I've never been any good at telling. In any case, it was pretty much a moot point; he was (as far as I could tell) happily married, and at the time I was living with my boyfriend. We didn't cross paths at work very often, but when we did there was always that spark that sent shivers down my spine and made me feel flushed and self conscious. And occasionally made me run to the bathroom and guiltily masturbate. As a general rule, I'm not th
Merry Christmas???? Lol
HELLENISM BY Richard Hooker The debate which inspired the innovations of Paul of Tarsus and radically changed the face of Christianity was that between the Hebrews and the Hellenists. For many centuries, that debate has been regarded as a volatile and sometimes violent debate; historians have begun to question whether or not such a conflict even occurred. At some level, however, there emerged doctrinal and social friction between Christian communities composed of Hebrews and those composed of non-Hebrews, mainly Greeks. That conflict, at whatever level it was played out, eventually resulted in Paul's formulation of Christianity as a universal religion and a reorientation from eschatological concerns to concerns over personal salvation. Much of our history of the very earliest years of Christianity after the death of Jesus come from two texts: a history written by Luke, The Acts of the Apostles, and a shorter history written by Paul in his Letter to the Galatians. After
Lost Freinds And Lost Loves
During the past 6 years I have I have lost my dad, two marriages and a few freinds. It hurts to think people who said they love me and they could turn that love off. My dad went to Heaven and I wouldn't want him to see just how much i miss him so much. Today more than ever I wish my dad was here talking to me helping. Dad isn't here. I left hubby #2 in fear. It was a few months later dad was told he had cancer. I watch my strong dad lose weight and get weak in just a few months. My dad still took his grandkids outside ot throw a ball around up untill he was to weak to get out of the bed. The last week dad was with us I took my children into his room and each child ltold him that they loved him. It was two days later Dad, i na weaken state lifted his arm into the air as if someone heavenly body was holding his hand and leading him around that heavenly plain. It was so awesome. I knew my dad would be gettign his rewards. God was showing him what was there waiting on him. Th
Haha. One Bright Spot In My Work Day...
Not counting the ever amazing conversation with Ms. Evil, of course, but this was the best part about my work day so far. I just out-teched a database storage network system administrator.. Hell yeah. Goddamn that makes me feel really nerdy to say, but it's a nice feeling. Especially when it's one of those "D'oh!" fixes. :D Okay... lunch time. Call or text me if you want to, or rate my profile and pics and leave me love and whatnot. :D
5 Questions
You get to ask me 5 questions about ANYTHING you want and I'll answer honestly! Repost this to see what people will ask you
Why Me??
i have a shirt already with this on it, but i swear i say it a hundred times Why Me? My son is sick and if it weren't for the cough that developed pretty much over night, I wouldn't even know that he was sick....bronchitis and just days away from pneumonia...:(....So again i feel like a bad mom...but he didn't seem as if he was sick... but enough about that...I just don't know. I don't!! LOL (I know i know, who does?) but it's like I only come acrossed men/guys/whatever name they deserve at the time...that only want one that all guys want now adays? has the feminist movements made it so that in todays age, relationships are extinct? I mean come on already, I see people dating, but then find out that the guy is dating like 2 other girls..I just don't get it. There are nice guys out there I'm sure, and there are nice girls out there (I always thought I was one LOL)...but today people just want sex.... lmfao...I guess I should not have ent
What Is Love?
Love... a small word for such a complex emotion. There is no simple explanation for it, because love is made up of many things. It cannot be measured, because it is a feeling. All of the money in the world cannot buy love; it has to be earned. It does not happen by wishing; it must come about naturally. Love is not an instantaneous emotion, but something that grows slowly between two people, maturing with time. Once love has reached maturity, there is no stronger bond between two people. Love is sharing the good and the bad, the hopes and the dreams, the amusing times and the serious times. It is doing things together, yet leaving room for each to grow as an individual. How do I know these things about love? Because this is the kind of love you have given to me and the kind of love I feel for you.
Starting Over
Starting over ~Tony Martinez Losing everything What is there left to do But to start over When everything near and dear to you Walks away With barely a good bye All I can do Start over I have nothing Even the shirt on my back is torn My face is battered and bruised Cut and bloody My whole body is sore What does one do when one loses oneself Is there any choice But to start over Here I go Starting over
Bondage Art 1
I Was A 90's Kid Those Were The Days
: If you're under the age of shouldn't even read this and if you do, you should not repost this. Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this [ice ice _ _ _ _ ] You remember watching: -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Gargoils You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ." You remember: -LEGENDS OF THE HIDDEN TEMPLE!!! -Step by Step -Family Matters!!! -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World!!!! -Wild and Crazy Kids You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. You
I don't think anything aggrevates me more than when someone mows you down as you're getting out of the elevator. you wanna give me two seconds to step the fuck up before ya come barreling in?! in other news....   WOW LOL!
A Passionate Kiss
A passionate night between me and you I can't begin to tell you the things I want to do. First we can dim the lights and get closer..... No, wait, that's too fast, let's go back and move a little slower. I'll kiss your lips that are so soft and sweet, then move on to your cheek that's so smooth and unique. Then I'll move right along that little ear of yours... Whoa... my, my... let me move along your chest... Uh, oh I missed a spot, let me move back up to the neck As I move my tounge around and around you start to feel it as I go down slowly and as I kiss your chest your hands go up ...but I'm not finished yet.... I go further down towards your navel... As I move down past your waist line I begin to kiss .... Oh, I just wake up to realize it's a dream ! A passionate dream fueled by my deep love for you.
Contest Getting Close
Ladies still needed if you or know someone who would like to try and win i am paying top 5 totals . thanks bingo
Life is good to some to others it is a cycle of disappointments, heartache. I seem to be that one who goes through life giving never expecting anything in return ... then it all becomes apparent I'm nothing, just a pawn, a toy an object to be used and abused..... how can love be so harsh and unforgiving.. why am i so stupid to open my heart my soul, why do I allow another the power to hurt me , to break my much passion is buried begging to be unleashed to be set free, yet there is a slap in the face... water cold and murky pulls me back and washes over me clouding the way... the pain so intense i just want to lie down and feel nothing ... let the darkness seep in and overtake my soul... erase the images that I have seen... erase the warmth I felt in your arms ... just don't let me feel anymore... falling into the dark abyss I pray the lord my soul to take... sinking, reaching deeper into the dark corner I'm crushed falling broken and shattered aware there is nothing more in s
The Pervert Test
***Check all boxes for which your answer is "yes" ...add up the number of yes answers Have you ever... 1. had sex in three or more positions in one session? Yes_____No_____ 2. had sex continuously for 1 hour or more? Yes_____No_____ 3. devoted an entire day to sex and sexual activity (with breaks for eating, etc)? Yes_____No_____ 4. been so loud having sex that housemates/neighbors commented or complained? Yes_____No_____ 5. had your sexual technique/style/skill openly praised by someone? Yes_____No_____ 6. written an explicitly erotic story? Yes_____No_____ 7. brought your partner to orgasm using only your hands? Yes_____No_____ 8. had sex while both fully dressed (unzip fly, hike up skirt...)? Yes_____No_____ 9. had sex while both standing up? Yes_____No_____ 10. licked or sucked on someone else's feet and/or toes? Yes_____No_____ 11. performed oral sex on a man (felatio)? Yes_____No_____ 12. performed oral sex
Oh God, Make It Stop
I hurt so much. I need a massage or something. I HATE it when the weather changes suddenly and every muscle in my body decides to rebel and get tight. I can barely walk for the pain in my back. I probably shouldn't even be typing since my shoulders and arms are screaming. Crap. I played hooky from work yesterday to have a little down-time and fun and today I have to call in b/c of a real fibro flare. Karma sucks. Ok, maybe not, but my body sure does.
Oldie But Goodie......(stolen)
Little Johnny was 9 years old and,like other boys his age, rather curious.He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from older boys and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend.This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started pan
What Should Be Done If Eid Coincides With Friday
What should be done if Eid coincides with Friday Question: If Eid al-Fitr coincides with Friday, is it permissible for me to pray the Eid prayer and not to pray Jumu’ah or vice versa? Answer: Praise be to Allaah. If the day of Eid coincides with Friday, then whoever prays Eid with the imaam does not have to attend Jumu’ah (it is not obligatory on him); in his case it becomes Sunnah. If he does not pray Jumu’ah, he has to pray Zuhr. This is in the case of people other than the imaam. As for the imaam, he has to be present for Jumu’ah and lead those Muslims who attend the prayer. The Jumu’ah prayer should not be forsaken completely on this day. Shaykh Saalih ibn Fawzaan al-Fawzaan
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Trooper Mark Andrew Wilson
Office Love
It is said that everyone has fantasies, and Nancy was no exception. There was a new employee in her office. He was heavy built, kind of handsome, had a great sense of humor, and could always make her laugh, as well as ponder life's more serious matters. He had been there for a few weeks, and they had become close friends easily. They could talk about most anything, and since neither of them was in a relationship they had no problems spending time together and hanging out. It wasn't until last night that Nancy was made to wonder if only friendship was what she really wanted at all. The memories of the dream brought back the heat between her thighs, and a trickle of wetness from between the pert lips of her pussy. They had been working late on a big project for a few days, and it was a good thing they were friends because they would have gotten on each others nerves otherwise. The finishing touches were being applied, and it was time to celebrate. Jack had wanted to go out, but Nan
Another Favorite
heh i know some people are tired of this song but i aint lol Fergie- big girls don't cry Da Da Da Da The smell of your skin lingers on me now Your probably on your flight back to your home town I need some shelter of my own protection baby To be with myself instead of calamity Peace, Serenity [CHORUS] I hope you know, I hope you know That this has nothing to do with you It's personal, Myself and I We've got some straightenin' out to do And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket But Ive got to get a move on with my life Its time to be a big girl now And big girls don't cry Don't cry Don't cry Don't cry The path that I'm walking I must go alone I must take the baby steps until I'm full grown Fairytales don't always have a happy ending, do they And I foresee the dark ahead if I stay [CHORUS] I hope you know, I hope you know That this has nothing to with you It's personal, Myself and I We've got some straightenin' out to do And I'm go
Damn! These Man Are Fine As Hell
Just TAKE A LOOK and TELL ME they dont look damn good. HeeHeeHee! I wish I could take one home with me. (Devilish grin) Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m
Damn! These Men Are Fine As Hell! (part 4)
Alright straight ladies, and all you bi and gay men out there. Feast your eyes on these lovely lads. All I can say is.........DAMN! Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m Well I hope thats enough "eye candy" for now. I will post more later down the road. Love U all! Luisa
Thursday's Throwdown!
Please help my #1 girl, she's in tonight's Throwdown, stop by and rate and comment her!!
hey all... I added a guestbook... please sign it is you get a chance. Thanks all!! :)
Back To The Work Force
Well for the ones who know me, know I have a new job. I start my new job on Monday. It has great benefits and the pay is really good. The only thing I don't like about it, is that it is swing shift. So therefore I will not be on as much :( I am gonna miss you all and I will come on when I can. Hope you all don't forget about me...

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