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Im A Yummy Kisser =)
Your Kissing Technique Is: Passionate but Aggressive Hey, slow it down a little! Yes, you've got some killer kissing moves... But that doesn't mean you need to show off ten minutes worth of technique in ten seconds. Take your time. A little passion goes a long way.Are You a Good Kisser? Are You a Good Kisser?
Kinky Turn-on
You scored as Chains/Handcuffs. Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.Biting58%Blind Folds58%Chains/Handcuffs58%Bondage50%Whips33%Blood0%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with
How I Am Attractive
You scored as Different. Diversity makes the world go round! You're different; be proud! No one likes the same boring stuff all the time. Keep it up!Different63%Funny53%Sexual40%Beautiful/Handsome17%Smart13%In What Way Are You Attractive?created with
Sex Scope Ty Wckdangel
Sagittarius You are fun loving and independent, and you don’t like any of your partners to get in the way of that. You enjoy having a lot of flings and short term relationships because you get bored in a long term one. In bed you are demanding of your partner. You want to have hot sex all of the time. You also like to experiment sexually, with different positions and fantasies. Sex matches: Aries, Leo, Libra Take this quiz at
Hard Ons?!?! Men Please Read This
well I'm going to tell you a story about my friend "Luke"...Luke has been taking some sleeping pills for a while...I'm not for sure how long he has been taking them but it's been a anyways Luke took his sleeping pill the other night and had one drink...we were on the phone and he told me he needs to get off the phone because his sleeping pill was kicking his we hung up and we both went to the next morning I called him to see how he was doing and he told me he had a hard on from hell and he needed help...yea well I tried and he was working straight thru lunch so "Wonder Cunt or Clit Girl" couldn't help him by the time lunch is over he tells me its hurting real bad so I tell him to go to the bathroom and jack from what I know he tried cause then he called me and told me that he was at the anyways yea needles in the penis and shit and blah blah blah...doctors told him he may never be able to get a hard on again...damn that woul
Ruff Ryder Prospect
Its official... i have just become a prospect for the Phoenix chapter Ruff Ryders.. so everyone be sure to wish me luck through the process... Ruff Ryders... Ya know!!!
Potatoes And Chicken Fiesta
Prep Time:10 min Start to Finish:1 hr 5 min Makes:5 servings 1 package (4.9 ounces) Betty Crocker® scalloped potatoes 2 1/4 cups boiling water 3/4 cup milk 1/3 cup shredded Monterey Jack cheese 1/3 cup shredded Cheddar cheese 1/3 cup Old El Paso® Thick 'n Chunky salsa 2 cans (5 ounces each) chunk breast of chicken, drained 1. Heat oven to 400º F. Stir together Potatoes, Sauce Mix and boiling water in ungreased 2-quart casserole. Stir in remaining ingredients. 2. Bake uncovered 50 to 55 minutes or until potatoes are tender. Let stand a few minutes (sauce will thicken slightly). High Altitude (3500-6500 ft) Heat oven to 425ºF. Increase boiling water to 2 1/2 cups. Bake 55 to 65 minutes. Nutrition Information: 1 Serving: Calories 250 (Calories from Fat 100 ); Total Fat 11 g (Saturated Fat 5 g); Cholesterol 50 mg; Sodium 1030 mg; Total Carbohydrate 24 g (Dietary Fiber 1 g); Protein 17 g Percent Daily Value*: Vitamin A 8 %; Vitamin C 0%; Calcium 15 %; Iron 6 % Exchanges:
Lil Peytie!!
I Love This!!...I Knew She Would Dance If I Played That Song!!
Your Superhero Profile Your Superhero Name is The Cyber Wave Your Superpower is Invisibility Your Weakness is Reruns of the Cosby Show Your Weapon is Your Fungal Hammer Your Mode of Transportation is Kayak What's your Superhero Name?
Restroom Signs
Friends don't let friends take home ugly men Women's restroom Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE  
Last night i had a dream of you telling me some of the dreams you had . You told:- Your hands loosen their grip on my body and I feel them traveling up and down my back, your fingertips playing across the back of my shirt. I do the same for you, rubbing your muscles through the cotton. Muscles sore from travel and heavy baggage begin to loosen as we rub each other, pressing our bodies together, kissing, then hugging, then rubbing some more. I run a fingertip along the collar of your shirt, lightly touching your skin. Your breath catches in your throat. I lightly kiss your cheeks, your forehead, your lips, then pull back to look at your face. Your eyes sparkle as you smile at me. I feel warmed inside, and smile back. Your hands slide under my shirt and across my back. I feel your fingers dancing lightly on my skin, and I shiver through the heat that builds within me. My hands find their way under your shirt and around your waist as you link your fingers and drop your
This Is Very True
Look for a guy Who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forhead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...that's her." If u open this U have to repost it, guy or girl if I dont get dis back I guess your not my friend if u have a lot of love and u have a boy/gurl Or friend.... Pass it ON!!
Sparkling Tree Cakes
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 20 min Total Time: 1 hr 20 min Makes: 16 servings, one tree each 1 pkg. (2-layer size) yellow cake mix 1/4 tsp. green food coloring 1 pkg. (8 oz.) PHILADELPHIA Cream Cheese, softened 1 cup powdered sugar 1-1/2 cups thawed COOL WHIP Whipped Topping 16 peppermint sticks (3-inch) 1/2 cup BAKER'S ANGEL FLAKE Coconut 2 squares BAKER'S Semi-Sweet Baking Chocolate, chopped 1/4 cup PLANTERS Dry Roasted Peanuts, chopped Assorted Christmas candies Colored sugar PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Lightly grease and flour two 9-inch round cake pans; set aside. Prepare cake batter as directed on package. Tint batter green with food coloring. Pour evenly into prepared pans. BAKE as directed on package. Cool in pans 10 min.; remove to wire rack. Cool completely. BEAT cream cheese and powdered sugar in small bowl with electric mixer on medium speed until well blended. Add whipped topping; stir until well blended. Spread evenly onto tops and sides of cakes. CUT eac
Petite Mocha Cakes
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 27 min Makes: 12 servings 3/4 cup (1-1/2 sticks) butter, cut into pieces 1 pkg. (6 squares) BAKER'S Bittersweet Baking Chocolate 2 Tbsp. MAXWELL HOUSE Instant Coffee, any variety 4 eggs 2/3 cup powdered sugar 1 tsp. vanilla 1/3 cup flour 1/4 tsp. ground cinnamon PREHEAT oven to 400°F. Microwave butter, chocolate and coffee in large microwaveable bowl on HIGH 1 min. or until butter is melted. Stir until chocolate is completely melted. Freeze 5 min. or until cooled, stirring occasionally. BEAT eggs, powdered sugar and vanilla in large bowl with electric mixer on high speed 2 to 3 min. or until well blended. Add chocolate mixture; mix well. Combine flour and cinnamon. Add to chocolate mixture; beat just until blended. Spoon evenly into 12 paper-lined medium muffin cups. BAKE 8 to 10 min. or until cakes are slightly puffed and feel firm at edges and soft in center when pressed with fingertip. Cool 5 min.; remove paper liners.
Questions Men Fear (from A Bullitin)
Questions Men Fear 1. What are you thinking about? 2. Do you love me? 3. Do I look fat in this? 4. Do you think she is prettier than me? 5. What would you do if I died? What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly (i.e., tells the truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible responses. Question # 1: What are you thinking about? The proper answer to this, of course, is: " I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you." This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most likely is one of the following: a. Football. b. Golf. c. How fat you are. d. How much prettier she is than you e. How I would spend the insurance money if you died. Perhaps the best response to this question was
Boo Bash Now!!
Everyone is welcome..come in a costume(change your display pic to sumtin halloweenie) We will have halloween tunes cranking and just chat and have a goodtime and hang out! I hope you all come. NOW Any Music request can be put as a comment on this blog! You can get to the lounge by clicking the cute invite graphic or
Clouds In The Sky
sitting on the hill i see the clouds drift by seeing shapes an images go by seeing shapes of my love in the sky drift by slowly raptured by what i see such beauty in the sky brings tears to my eyes drifting off to sleep i dream of you and me for how could life be so grand of us walking hand in hand
By The Dawn Ill Be Gone
May You Sleep Well
and awake to a
Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly. "Becky, my darling," he whispered. "Hush my love," she said. "Rest, don't talk." He was insistent.. "Becky," he said in his tired voice, "I have something that I must confess." "There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Becky. "No, no. I must die in peace, Becky. I ... I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and your mother!" "I know, my sweet one" whispered Becky, " relax, let the poison work."
Temperature ~~~ Sean Paul
Sometimes You Just Need To Laugh - Comedy Central
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Baked Catfish Supreme
2 lb Farm-raised catfish fillets 1 ts Salt 1/2 ts White pepper 1 Lemon; juice of 4 tb Minced parsley 1 c Mayonnaise 1/4 ts Paprika Sprinkle fish fillets with satl and pepper; place in greased baking dish. Add lemon juice and parsley to mayonnaise and spread over fillets. Bake at 350 degrees for 30 minutes, or until fish flakes easily when tested with a fork. Sprinkle with paprika before serving.
Mistress Of Fire
Mistress of Fire As the mists rise fro the sea so shall your pain, seek not what you know but what u can gain. Taken with the swiftness of night, together we shall stand and fight. Suffer unto me all your sorrow, This void in ur soul so hollow. Minutes seem like days when Mistress of Fire rides, now is your time to die. Wait for the switch of death, blackness my only real freind, The Gates of Hell welcomes you inn. With a mighty swipe of his cycle, the black blood starts to trickle. Slicing every memory close to death, as you take your last breath. You wont have to fight this one alone, no more flesh ripped from your bone. Just take of me inside and I will sheild, The darkest of wizzards will surely yeild. For we are one now in this tormenting Hell, cast upon you a wicked spell. Your baren soul now belongs to me, the greatest sacrafice upon you shall be. Your under my sinister command now, down on bloody knees you shall bow. I have saved you now from selected fate
Dont Take The Girl ~~~ Tim Mcgraw
Trick Or Treat
well i took my kiddo's trickin last night and it was sooooo cold. Now wouldnt ya guess it Im Sick with a cold. Just goes to show ya that no good dead goes unpunished. lol
Prawns Advance
Ok so I have Prawns in the fridge, what shal I have for tea?
Eyes Of A Stranger ~~~ Queensryche
Tuna Melt Sandwiches
Prep: 10 min, Cook: 15 min, plus chilling time. * 1 large egg * 3 Tbs. plus 1 tsp. mayonnaise * 1/8 tsp. dry mustard * 5 ounces canned tuna, drained * cup plus 4 Tbs. celery, chopped * 1/4 tsp. onion flakes * 4 English muffins, sliced in half * 2 ounces cheddar cheese, grated Place eggs in saucepan and cover with water. Bring water to a boil, reduce heat, and simmer for 10 minutes. Drain, rinse in cold water, and chill in the refrigerator. When chilled, peel and finely chop. Preheat oven to 350°F. In a large bowl, combine the mayonnaise and mustard. Add the egg, tuna, celery, and onion flakes. Place halved English muffins on a baking pan. Top with mixture, dividing equally, then top with cheese and other muffin halves. Bake for 5 minutes, or until cheese melts. Per serving: calories 341, fat 16.8g, 45% calories from fat, cholesterol 102mg, protein 19.3g, carbohydrates 27.3g, fiber 1.6g, sugar 2.4g, sodium 503mg, diet points 8.4. Die
I Feel So Pretty...
Are you PrettyBeautiful...ect. Listen! Why do people take these stupid \"Are you pretty\" quizes? We are all beautiful in our own little unique way, regardless if we are Skinny or Fat, Blonde or Brunette. If you agree with me you can rate or message me but please be kind, this is my first quiz! Power to the People!Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
In The Shadows (crow Version)
One Week Left
I have one more week before i find out the results from the biopsy.I am scared and it doesnt help knowing I will be alone when I go.My family is wraped up in my brother and doesnt really care about my results so I havent got any emotional support from them.I get a little more scared each day.
Today Was Scary. :z
My dad invited a homeless guy to our house to wash some clothes, get a shower, and a meal. I didn't trust the guy and I still don't. He had a story saying that he's trying this "homeless project" out for this week and wont receive his money until this Friday...I was thinkin, "this is bullshit." Not to mention he showed his arm to my mom and said that only a few weeks ago, he was shootin up on crystal meth. "Oh thats great." I thought. Now this meth addict has basically seen almost the whole house and knows what crap we have in it so he could rob us blind in turn for money for crystal meth. Now I'm thinkin my dad is THE stupidest, most retarded person ever. Well, enough of my ranting. Gotta go. Later. --Xonus
Which Vampyre Are You?
You scored as Marius. You are the quiet cool. You are so mellow people are lulled into a false sense of security. When you are pissed god help anyone who crosses you?Marius92%Dracula92%Lestat67%Armand58%Angel58%Blade58%Spike50%Deacon Frost50%Louis42%Akasha25%Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with
I was introduced to a "concept", or lifestyle if you will over a decade ago. Not officially mind you, but the power of suggestion from those that are closest to you is quite unique in and of itself. Here is my dilemma. Ever since, I have succumbed to a mind set, or practice if givin the chances, of acting out vampiristic urges. No, I have never drawn blood, nor do I ever think I will, though if in the right setting, could be an interesting prospect. BUT, there is something that I have derived, a passion for the initial contact of the bite. The energy that is derived from the passion withint a sexual context. Call it fantsy if you will, but I have seen what it does to my partner, and there to me is very few things that can top the feeling it gives when someone succumbs to you in that kind of a position. I call it marking really, because what is left after I am done is a long lasting reminder of the exchange the night prior. Even the pain I have inflicted I have been told is stil
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Can Anyone Help Me?
Hurricane Katrina
This was written because of Hurricane Katrina . . . The Dream . . . He saw on the news . . . He heard on the stations . . . The devestation that came . . . That ravaged our Nation. The homes that were lost. The lives that were wrecked. The places now gone, Wiped away like a speck. The tears filled his eyes, His voice caught in his throat . . . As he watched the destruction, Fingers glued to the remote. After she'd gone, Death left in her wake . . . He clenched both his fists And started to shake. He saw all the bodies, He saw all the shooting. He saw all the hatred, And all of the looting. He gritted his teeth, and cried out in anger. He got in his car, And drove to the danger. He stocked up on water. He stocked up on food. He stocked up on love . . . And help, he persued. When he had arrived, Amid all of the hell . . . His mind just snapped, And he started to yell. "What's wrong with you people!? Where the hell is your love? Look a
I Need A Favor . . .
I need everyone to do me a favor . . . I need everyone to e-mail me ( with quotes, random thoughts, random personal thoughts, observations, humorous sayings, thoughts on life, experiences, stupid little blurbs, and anything else of such you may think of. I don't really care what it is or it's about. When you send me these things, please include your name, age, and occupation (if possible). Also, if you send a quote, please mention who said it. If you don't know, put "Unsure"; if no one knows, put "Anonymous". Also, if whatever you send to me was said by a friend of yours, put their name. I want this to be as thorough as possible. If you send me just a random thought from yourself, or a silly thing you saw, etc., tell me what you were doing at the time. What I'm planning on doing is, jotting all of this down in a notebook (some of the notebook is already filled with past friends' scribbles), and then eventually getting it published, hopefully. It's a projec
A Strange Im Convo . . .
See, these are the types of conversations I get into when it's late and I'm very tired. lol terran_nytefyer:
Another Random Rant From Yours Truly . . .
(Note: Not everything in here applies to people I know. In fact, MOST of what's in here DOESN'T apply to people I know) Ever want to get a clue as to how someone drives? Watch how they maneuver a shopping cart at the store. Honestly. Then follow them out to the parking lot, and follow them out onto the road. Follow them for a few minutes. You'll see how “well” they drive. I know, because I've done it. If you follow a person around a store, and they can't seem to keep control of their cart (and I'm not talking seriously defective carts with wheels that point in every direction that NO ONE could control), they can't keep control of their car. If they swerve in the aisles, they'll swerve while driving. If they take up the entire aisle, they'll take up the entire road. Speaking of grocery stores . . . I despise these people who decide it's quite alright to block other shoppers from getting around them, or believe it's just fine and dandy to stop in the middle of an aisle. This
''nasty Sex Poem''
''nasty sex poem'' Sky is blue Water is wet I'll make you cum I'll make you sweat Pressed up against my body Movin up and down Slowly but firmly We'll move the ground Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore and Daddy is an asshole! This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So st
This Is How Sex Starts....
...a hug leads to a kiss ...a kiss leads 2 makeout ...a makeout leads 2 finger ...a finger leads to a hand ...a hand leads to a lick ...a lick leads to a suck ...a suck leads 2 a fuck. So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard this cuz sex is like math. ...u add the bed ...subtract the clothes ...divide the legs ...leave your solution ...and pray you dont multiply! depending. lol Send this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! **send this as how sex starts..**2B
The Girl Next Door...
Nov. 3,2006
Today was a day for thikng about past. I think it had to do with the dream I had. I'm into bondage & Dom/Sub as well. Anyways i had a dream where a ghost of a slave was a part of me,and her owner came to get her. It was so strange. They were from the past but they came to the here and now. The slave name was Mau Bows.Very strange.Her master came with a helper,as I sat on a chair,the helper spoke something. I didn't understand all of it. The next thing I know i saw a gray,white ghost being taken out of me. At that second I felt a strong change happen. I lost something but at the same time i became whole.Then I woke up and found myself saying "return to your master,rest in peaceMau,goodbye my sister." Then I was fully awake in my bed wet with my own sweat. Today seems very strange but at the same time veryfamilar. Now today I find myself longing for something but at the same time not wanting anything. Find myself thinking this is the wrong time but the right stuff. The bad thing is I don
Which Horror Killer Are You?
You scored as Pinhead. You are Pinhead. You come straight from hell. Your curiosity has caused you to make some mistakes in life. But you are now more powerful than you have ever been. You enjoy pain just as much as you enjoy pleasure. Unlike most killers, you like to make sure your victims suffer for all eternity.Pinhead75%Freddy Krueger70%Leatherface50%Hannibal Lecter45%Jason Voorhees40%Jigsaw40%Candyman40%Captain Spaulding30%Buffalo Bill20%Michael Myers0%Which Horror Killer are You?
Stole This From Sweet Potata ;)
You Are Elmo Sweet and innocent, you expect everyone to adore you. And they usually do! You are usually feeling: Talkative. You've got tons of stories to tell. And when you aren't talking, you're laughing. You are famous for: Being popular, though no one knows why. Middle aged women especially like you. How you life your life: With an open heart. "Elmo loves you!" The Sesame Street Personality Quiz
For You Master
To see the sparkle in your eyes And feel the warmth of your touch, You have me under your spell of love With you i have grown so much. You are my Master, lover, friend, and confidant And i have given myself to you completely, i know that all my tests of will, Sometimes cannot be handled sweetly. i hope that you never give up on me, For without you i cannot live. My dream is to travel life's path with you And learn all you have to give. in good times and in sad times i hope that you will always know, You keep me going day to day in all you do and show. You are the air i breathe, And the very beat of my heart, With you i see so many new things, Even when we are apart. You have so much to offer You are such a compassionate man, Strength and honor are your name, With kindness and patience going hand in hand. Master, please know how much i love you As i know how much you love me, With your guidance and protection, i want to be the best for you i can be.
Quiz 4
once again, you will have to highlight the text to see it...sorryCongratulations, according to our experts, you are : 81% FlirtyTake the Flirting Quiz at
Been Busy Lately....
Halloween was a blast, best time of the year for me....been busy, but now I am (hopefully) back
Who Will Die For You?!?
Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you: 1. Jesus Christ 2. The American G.I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. YOU MIGHT WANT TO PASS THIS ON, AS MANY SEEM TO FORGET BOTH OF THEM.
Better Then Yesterday
Today he's doing betterish. He can get up and move on his own but I'm still afraid he's gunna fall. I forgot that Steavie and Barry had a Halloween Party tonight... me and Craig need to get some more shit and we've got no one to take us. It's kinda shitty. I gave Judy Keeva so I could sleep and so she let me sleep another 3 n 1/2 hours. Craig really wants to go out but he can't walk very far.. and shouldn't be driving. Bleh.. I really need my license. I really don't wanna get it though... Well I'm gunna go back out by him.. Lata.. Update.. Well.. we did end up going out.. We got a few things that we needed to get. I cleaned up a lot tonight. I cleaned my room and the living room.... I vaccumed the hallway and cleaned Vash's cage. Like.. I got on my hands and knees and scrubbed his pee off the floor. It needed to be done. His litter box has a leak so his pee kinda leaks out. He needs a new litter box. I need food yet for the girls and boy.. I fed them yesterday so the
In Need Of Some Cherry Love From My Friends Please Read
Leaveing For Awhile
yea im leaveing for awhile and i dont know if or when ill be back if at all.sorry to all my good friends on here but im an over the road driver so im leave tonight to start driving again thank god my bills are starting to kill me plus my old boos screawed me out of a lot of work so i had no couise but to go back to driving.atleast it a good job and a job i know how to do very will going to miss talking to you all on here i wish the very best to everyone out there and hope you all do find what your looking for .if you dont find what your looking just remeber dont give up your dreams for anyone and a littel faith does go along way in helping to . your friend olin
I Just Don't Know
I started a new department at work. It isn't that bad. Just don't ask the others for help cause they look at you like why you asking me? Oh well..its only for the holidays. I'm going to be finding out something on tuesday about myself. It could be a good thing or a bad thing. I just don't know what I'm going to do about it if its what I think it is. Oh well, whatever happens, happens.
A Bitch Slap To My X
my x is an asshole Category: Romance and Relationships Well I did my part and gave my x his stuff back and with in the condition that he gave back mine. But yet my stuff came back with water and mold that distroyed all of it, not that it cant be salvaged. However, the pics of my family covered 30 years worth of family time. That isnt replaceable! Thankfully my pictures were saved because we all acted quick thanks to my best friend and her hubby. The part that sickens me is that when i called him up on it he said he had no idea that the stuff was that bad. "Bull shit" i said and then asked him "are you retarded, does your house smell that bad that your nose couldnt tell that my stuff reeked of mold and wet from sitting outside. " What an asshole! His stuff was kept safely and in mint condition. I guess karma will bite him in the ass for doing tht wrong thing. to clue you on how my relationship was..... I was consintly in a drama state thats the way stephen liked it. He like w
Just Thinking
I was just sitting here, remembering things I used to do or used to have when I was young. I remember waking up before school and watching cartoons or kid shows that kids today have never seen Mighty Mouse Heckle and Jeckle Boo-Boo Beary factory The Magic garden The original Electric Company The original Zoom Gumby Reading Archie and snoopy comic books. Nancy drew and the hardy boys Watching Donnie and Marie. (lol ) American Bandstand Playing with *weebles* and silly puddy Listening to 8 tracks and my lil 45's. Black and white tele's Coleco vision and pong I remember going to the general store and buying penny candy. burying green army men in the back yard. mud pies!!. Movie tickets were 50 cents a can of coke/pepsi was a quarter. remember the big gas shortage of 1976. Going trick or treating on the hood of my uncles 57' chevy. building our own go-carts and racing them down the hill. ( mom always got mad because we'd stea
Lol The Second Type I Attract Is True!
What type of person do you attract? Your Result: You attract artsy people! Those free spirited artists with great imaginations find you interesting. They are usually interesting themselves, so its not a bad thing, but they CAN be a bit wifty and choose odd goals. If you like life to always be a bit 'different' from the norm, but not too extreme in any one direction, these are the people for you. If you seek logical decision making skills and good money management, you may want to change something in the way you appear. Artsy people are fun for adventure and exploring, so, have fun! (smoking weed helps too)You attract unstable people! You attract geeks! You attract Yuppies! You attract models! You attract rednecks! What type of person do you attract?
Slow Cooker Cheesy Ravioli Casserole (crowd Size)
rep Time:15 min Start to Finish:5 hr 15 min Makes:12 servings 1 tablespoon olive or vegetable oil 1 medium onion, chopped (1/2 cup) 1 large clove garlic, finely chopped 1 can (26 ounces) four cheese-flavored spaghetti sauce 1 can (15 ounces) tomato sauce 1 teaspoon Italian seasoning 2 packages (25 ounces each) frozen beef-filled ravioli 2 cups shredded mozzarella cheese (8 ounces) 1/4 cup chopped fresh parsley 1. In 10-inch skillet, heat oil over medium heat. Cook onion and garlic in oil about 4 minutes, stirring occasionally, until onion is tender. Stir in spaghetti sauce, tomato sauce and Italian seasoning. 2. Place 1 cup of the sauce mixture in bottom of 5- to 6-quart slow cooker. Add 1 package frozen ravioli; top with 1 cup of the cheese. Top with remaining package of ravioli; top with remaining 1 cup cheese. Pour remaining sauce mixture over top. 3. Cover and cook on low heat setting 5 to 7 hours or until ravioli are tender. Sprinkle with parsley. Nutrition Info
How Crazy Are You?
you are 14% crazy. you are so sane it's almost...CRAZY you seriously need to get a life and let loose you inner craziness! LET THE VOICES TAKE OVER!!!! (do you ever wonder how many people actually read these things or even take a crazy quiz? don't you almost have to be sane to take a craziness quiz)How crazy are you?Create MySpace Quizzes
If You're Not In Love With A Soldier.
If You're Not in Love with a Soldier. If you're not in love with a soldier, you can't know adventure. You don't know smelly gray PT uniforms that require daily washing. You can't understand green and brown camouflaged bags flooding your bedroom floor. If you're not in love with a soldier, you can't understand the meaning of the phrase going to the field and the weeks or months you spend away from each other. If you're not in love with a soldier you can never imagine the hole in your heart when the phone call comes. "Honey I am leaving tomorrow to go overseas I don't know how long I will be gone or exactly where I am going, but I want you to know I Love You Always!" If you're not in love with a soldier, you don't know what its like to say that final goodbye. You don't know what it really means to be glued to the television. You don't understand fear and you can't possibly understand the sleepless nights of endless crying wondering if you will ever see the love of your life a
Stir-fried Spicy Lobster
8 ounces soy sauce 20 ounces unsalted butter 20 ounces angel hair pasta -- cooked 4 ounces sesame oil 4 ounces hot chili oil 8 1-pound lobsters -- blanched & chopped 2 bunches scallions -- thinly sliced 2 red peppers, seeds, membranes removed -- diced small 2 yellow peppers, seeds, membranes removed -- diced small 8 ounces oyster mushrooms -- cleaned and sliced 8 ounces shiitake mushrooms -- cleaned and sliced You will need 8 one-pound lobsters, blanched, with all the meat removed from the shells. Chop the meat, and reserve all the head shells, legs, and tail pieces. Soy Butter Sauce and Pasta-- Bring soy sauce to a boil, add butter in chunks, stirring until all is incorporated. Set aside. Cook angel hair pasta in boiling salted water until "al dente." Combine sesame oil with hot pepper oil (approximately 1 ounce total per portion based on the desired hotness). Stir-fry lobsters in oils after coming up to smoke stage. Add scallions, peppers, and mushrooms. Cook
Bad Girls
Ambrosia *salad*
1 cup mandarin oranges (drained) 1 cup mini marshmallows 1 cup sour cream 1 cup pineapple chucks (drained) 1 cup shredded coconut Combine all ingredients and toss gently. Allow to rest in refrigerator for short time for best flavor. This recipe can be increased to serve the amount needed. Just increase all ingredients by cups and the same amount of each.
Tuna Salad
6 oz can tuna (in water) 2 hard boiled eggs 1 T dried minced onion 1 T heaping pickle relish mayonnaise Drain tuna well, mix in other ingredients. Add mayonnaise to consistency desired. Best if chilled overnight before serving.
Wouldnt Believe It Im A Capricorn Read What It Has To Say!
Once you have opened this bulletin, there's no turning back. Repost this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign or you'll get bad luck and lose the person you dearly love most! >>>LEOSexy and passionate. >Laid back. >Knows how to have fun. >Is really good at sex >Great kisser. >Unpredictable. >Outgoing. >Down to earth. >Addictive. >Attractive. >Loud. >Loves being in long relationships. >Talkative. >Not one to mess with. >Rare to find. >Good when found. >>>VIRGOsomeone loves them right now. >Freak in bed. >Always wants the last word. >Caring. >Smart. >Addictive. >Attractive. >Loud. >Loyal. >Easy to talk to. >Hard to forget >Love at first sight wit u babe >Everything u ever wanted >Easy to please >The one and only >ultimate sexiness >>>SCORPIOEXTREMELY sexy. >Intelligent. >Energetic. >Predict future. >Most erotic. >(Freak in bed.) >(GREAT kisser.) >Always get what they want. >Sexy. >Attractive. >Easy going. >Loves being in long relationships. >Talkative. >The sexiest ever....
This is a truly BEAUTIFUL piece please Read this at a slow pace, digesting every word and in not hurry....this is a treasure... For those lucky to still be blessed with your Mom, This is beautiful. For those of us who aren't, this is Even more beautiful. For those who are moms, you'll love this. The young mother set her foot on the path of life. "Is This the long way?" she asked. And the guide said: "Yes, and the way is hard. And you will be old before you reach the end of it. But The end will be better than the beginning." But the young mother was happy, and she would not Believe that anything could be better than these years. So she Played with her children, and gathered flowers for Them along the way, and bathed them in the clear streams; and The sun shone on them, and the young Mother cried, "Nothing will ever be lovelier than this." Then the night came, and the storm, and the path was Dark,
Big Boots
A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped upon a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet. The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady! Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?" The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill. Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before." The woman replied, "Don't be flattered... take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit.
Libra You are so popular, you have your choice of hotties. You can easily charm anyone of your choosing, and you often come home with someone you picked up at the bar. Despite your forward and extraverted nature, you are usually submissive in bed. You like your partner to take the lead and show you all of their little secrets. Sex matches: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius Take this quiz at
Stupid Mind
I'm tired.. yet I don't want to sleep. I'm too interested in the t.v. and since Keeva's asleep.. I feel like doing something. I'll probably take a shower just to get it done. Maybe I'll watch a dvd or something... I don't know.. I'm bored, tired, motivated, and horny lmao.. I think I'm gunna go though.. Lata..
What Lord Of The Rings Character Are You?
You scored as Aragorn. Aragorn70%Legolas60%Meriadoc Brandybuck (Merry)60%Frodo Baggins57%Galadriel50%Saruman the White50%Gandalf the Grey47%Arwen of Rivendell47%Gimli43%Eowyn of Rohan40%Samwise Gamgee40%Peregrin Took (Pippin)
Mesquite-smoked Turkey Wrap
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 10 min Makes: 1 serving 2 Tbsp. TACO BELL HOME ORIGINALS Thick 'N Chunky Salsa 1/2 tsp. chopped fresh cilantro 1 whole wheat tortilla (6 inch) 5 slices OSCAR MAYER Thin Sliced Mesquite Smoked Turkey Breast 1/2 cup shredded lettuce 2 Tbsp. KRAFT 2% Milk Shredded Reduced Fat Four Cheese Mexican Style Cheese MIX salsa and cilantro; spread evenly onto tortilla. TOP with remaining ingredients; roll up.
I am getting married in 17 days. This is getting excited and im nervous as hell too, but things will be alright im sure. I'll put some wedding pics on here after the fact:P All we need is the marriage license which we're going to get this week or next. Going to go love, me
My Husband Is Leaving....... Again
This time it is voluntary. He will be going to Qutar, for a 99 dollar a day per diem. So I can get a new car. I'm selling my brother my white civic b/c he is in need of a car, his transmition went out, and with the newborn baby he's gotta work more than i. Tony will be leaving sometime in january for a four month stay..again. please start prayin for him aroudn then, as well as for my saneness as solitude is not good for one's metal health. Hope you all have a great weekend and the ones that will be around for rifle/deer season coming up good luck. I will be leaving thursday/friday to go home to missouri for the season i should be back in a week or two depends on how fast i get my tags filled. have a great two weeks/weekends ya'll!
32 M Bc Looking
so im loooking for a friend with benefits near salmon arm bc let me know. 5 10 drk hr grn/blue grey eyes well toned
Ranting And Raving
There is one thing I never understood about this site... what is the big fucking deal with getting upset if you don't get a rating everytime someone visits your profile... maybe that person is just rating you a big fat zero... have you thought about that? See... the points are cool and I buy my good friends presents with them... I don't need to be in the top ten for having the most points accumulated... it's just a fucking website... get over yourselves...
this is to everyone ct rocks
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation. This was affecting marital relations with his wife so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem. In response the doctor said, "When you feel the urge to ejaculate, try startling yourself". One the way home the man went to a sports store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try out this suggestion he runs home to his wife. When he gets home he is surprised and delighted to find his wife in bed, already naked. He’s so horney and keen to try out his new ’system’ that he doesn’t think twice and leaps on board. After a few minutes ‘slap and tickle’, they find themselves in the ’69’ position. Sure enough, only moments later the man feels the sudden urge to come. Following doctor’s orders, he grabs the starter pistol off the bedside table and fires it. The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?" The man answered, "Just gr
Differences Between Good Girls And Bad Girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons. Good girls wax their floors. Bad girls wax their bikini lines. Good girls blush during sex scenes in a movie. Bad girls know they could do it better. Good girls wear white cotton panties. Bad girls don't wear any. Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls. Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls. Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it. Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use it. Good girls pack their toothbrush. Bad girls pack their diaphragms. Good girls wear high heels to work. Bad girls wear high heels to bed. Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have sex. Bad girls think no place is the wrong place. Good girls prefer the missionary position. Bad girls do too, but only for starters. Good girls say 'no'. Bad girls say 'when?'
Halloween Infatuation - Part 1
Halloween Infatuation by SpiceyAngel © Jeff slammed his hand down on the horn as he tried to make his way through the rush hour traffic. He impatiently glanced at his wrist watch for the umpteenth time. At the rate he was going it would be dark by the time he got home from running errands. After forty-five minutes of bumper to bumper traffic, moving at a snail pace he was finally able to turn into the laundry mat. He had dropped by there two hours earlier to dry a load of clothes after his dryer at home had gone on the fritz. He decided to go grocery shopping while the clothes dried. When he stepped out of his truck, his cell phone rang. He sighed in annoyance as he glanced at the caller id. It was his ex-wife calling. He knew she was going to be mad because he was over an hour late to drop off his weekly child support check. "What?" He answered the phone gruffly. She immediately started in on him about being irresponsible. While she was whining in his ear, he was unloading the
Feeling The Blues
For the past couple of days I've felt so totally ignored. I bring it up and say how I feel and am told I'm paranoid. When you live with someone who rarely talks to you how is that living? For someone who complained often about the lack of communication, he sure is quiet. How can a person NOT be paranoid when nothing is said to them? How can a person not be paranoid when you have no idea where you life is headed because you're not TALKING about it? Openess is the key.
You don't know how much it hurts to know that you never loved me You didn't even care about me You lied to me saying that you did but you didn't I thought you were the one but you weren't that it would last for ever but it didn't and I know that you knew that I loved you but it still didn't matter You still did all those things with no reason at all no cause no matter You never cared about me and that's what hurts the most You never loved me that hurts even more than before I put my heart on the line for you you ended up throwing it on the groundvall damaged and broken My heart was fragile easily broken It hurt so much Do you know what it feels like to be in this much pain? to be broken? to be cut up inside? to cry yourself to sleep? I guess you don't so I gave you another chance I changed my mind I broke your heart It's what you deserve Its called KARMA Like you see people change And feelings fade Now do you feel my p
About You.
"About You" I am the only one, Who ever meant a damn to me, I am free, and I will be until I die I never cry I’ll laugh and kiss goodbye, All those suckers who thought they knew me. And then there’s you: The only peace I know, The glow that keeps me one with you. And then there’s you. You make me so I see, The me that’s now a part of you. I thought I’d never be Anybody’s one and only. No one could ever hold me down for the one, two three. I’m dazed, not confused. Abused and battered bruised. Losing nothing, Needing nobody to hold my hand. I am the only one, Who ever meant a damn to me. I am free and I will be until I die. And then there’s you: The only peace I know, The glow that keeps me one with you. And then there’s you. You make me so I see, The me that’s now a part of you. And then there’s you, And I’m the only one. And then there’s you: The only peace I know, The glow that keeps me one with you. And then there’s you, You make me so
Omfg Hell In A Cell Has Just Been Rocked Off The Face Of The Earth Thanks To You Guys
My Vampire Name
Your Vampire Name Is... Orlando of the Underworld What's Your Vampire Name?
Evil 2
You Are 60% Evil You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side. Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. How Evil Are You?
Saddam Escapes
The dictator managed to escape just two days after he was sentenced to death. The news was confirmed by all major news agencies including Reuter and CNN. Satellite footage shows how he actually managed to do all this it is a moving one but i could figure out how to load that
Stop The Heavy.
So yeah. I do deep. And it creeps me out. So... show me your boobs.
My Seven Sins
You scored as Lust. Lust100%Wrath88%Gluttony25%Pride19%Sloth13%Greed13%Envy0%Seven deadly sinscreated with
What Type Of Girl Am I ?
You scored as Athletic Tomboy. Athletic Tomboy75%Slut56%Goth44%Loser44%Nerdy Girl25%Hippy19%Popular Bitch13%Preppy Girl0%What type of girl are you?!!created with
Wwe Character 2
You scored as The Undertaker. You are the Lord of Darkness. NOTHING CAN STOP YOU! Why? Because not only are you menacing physically but mentally as well! That's hard to do! Also, the overwhelming respect you get by everyone else adds to your invulnerability! You're engulfed by Darkness no question about it. And if you want, you'll bring unlucky souls WITH YOU! When the inevitable comes, you WILL NOT REST IN PEACE!The Undertaker88%Stone Cold75%Spike Dudley75%JBL56%Matt Hardy50%John Cena50%Chris Jericho44%Triple H38%Edge31%Eugene25%Mick Foley
Again With The F'n Traffic
Well this morning I made it thru 695, 95 and 495 to 193 in VA in record time.. Thank god the govt had the day off. But then I get on 193 and all teh fucking soccer moms.. are in there SUV's... heading out to shop.. And what usually takes 15mins.. took 45.. GRRRR On the way home.. I left work at 1pm.. so I could beat traffic.. THINK IT FUCKING WORKED? NO First of all... Why does almost everyone ride there brakes thru the S curves after the 270 495 split.. going north.. and then again.. after the 270 merges back into 495? Why the fuck does traffic come to a complete stand still every TIME I SEE THE BIG chaple thing on the left side of the road.. OH HOW I HATE THAT FN CHURCH.. Evertime it comes into view traffic stops.. So I make it to the 95 north split.. PARKING LOT although this time there was a reason.. A white honda.. was smeared by a tractor trailer truck.. Looked like the truck merged.. over the passanger side of the honda and then r
Some dayz seem filled with tha excitin energy of change. they r like walkin on a bridge from 1 time period 2 tha next. In tha fall, our senses r filled with messages of change. Trees tell us it id happining. So do football games, & tha cool chill in tha mornin air. As summer wanes & winter approaches, we may need 2 grieve 4 what cums next. The changes we experience in life bring similar responses. we grieve tha loss of our old friends,the romntic thrill, or tha excitement of sex. We r able 2 grieve our losses cuz we acceot them. Now we move 2 tha next season of our lives.
Halloween Fun
Halloween Fun by nephewjerry © This is a true story that happened to me right after my divorce. I'm hoping she returns, but maybe that will be a story for next year. Enjoy. * * * * * Since my divorce I've encountered women everywhere that are either in a similar situation I was in, or are still in one. My situation was, that my spouse just stopped liking sex, no its not me, just one of those things that happen to some marriages. Right after my divorce I moved back to Texas, wasn't looking forward to the lonely holidays, because of being away from my kids. Halloween was the first holiday to come along, after the move and divorce, if I'd known things were going to be like this, I'd not been so down about the holidays. I moved into a neighborhood that had quite a few families in it. One I like the quietness of the streets at night, and not having to worry about loud parties at all hours of the night and day. I decorated the house moderately for Halloween, I've never been one
What Kind Of Weather I Am
You Are Lightning Beautiful yet dangerous People will stop and watch you when you appear Even though you're capable of random violence You are best known for: your power Your dominant state: performing What Type of Weather Are You?
Every human heart is human.Henry Wadsworth LongfellowHiawatha (introduction, l. 91)No truer statement has ever been uttered!...Mike....
Simply Glazed Pork Chop Dinner
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 30 min Makes: 4 servings 1 can (14-1/2 oz.) fat-free reduced-sodium chicken broth 2 cups MINUTE Brown Rice, uncooked 3 cups small broccoli florets 4 bone-in pork chops (1-1/4 lb.), 1/2 inch thick 1/4 cup KRAFT LIGHT DONE RIGHT! CATALINA Reduced Fat Dressing 1/4 cup orange juice 3 Tbsp. maple-flavored or pancake syrup 2 Tbsp. sliced PLANTERS Almonds, toasted BRING broth to boil in medium saucepan on medium-high heat; stir in rice. Cover. Reduce heat to medium-low; simmer 3 min. Add broccoli; stir. Cover; simmer an additional 2 min. Remove from heat; let stand 5 min. or until broth is completely absorbed. MEANWHILE, heat large nonstick skillet sprayed with cooking spray on medium heat. Add chops; cook 4 min. on each side or until lightly browned on both sides and cooked through (160°F). Remove from skillet; cover to keep warm. ADD dressing, orange juice and syrup to skillet. Bring to boil on medium-high heat; cook 3 min. or
Way's To Say No
Ways to say no * I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it. * I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products. * I have to floss my pets. * I have to go to the post office to see if I'm still wanted. * I want to spend more time with my blender. * I'm attending the opening of my garage door. * I'm building a pig from a kit. * I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling. * I'm enrolled in aerobic scream therapy. * I'm getting my overalls overhauled. * I'm going through cherry cheesecake withdrawal. * I'm staying home to work on my mottled yogurt sculptures. * I'm teaching my ferret to yodel. * I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes. * I've got plans to go downtown to try on gloves. * It's my parakeet's bowling night. * My patent is pending. * The nice man on television told me to stay tuned.
The Difference Between Europe & The Usa
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?" The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?" The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic... "Try doing it with the engine running."
Amazingly Simple Home Remedies
Amazingly Simple Home Remedies 1. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. About lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink. 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic! Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, after which you'll be afraid to cough. 7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget all about that toothache. 8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really a
Im Bord
how is everyone im bord and i hate my daughters father he only wants to call or come around is when he wants something i hate him thats why im glad im got a good husband and he lo0ves our newborn but i dont know whats going on in this world
Another Day, Another Blog.
God Damn, if there isn't anything quite like the smell of a fresh Blog. One that HASN'T been tainted with Emo and bitching. Well, we'll see where this goes. This is Johnny's playground.
Halloween Party At Our House...
Halloween Party At Our House... by r_robert © Halloween Party At Our House Turns Into More Halloween night is a night I look forward to every year. Every year we have a party everyone gets drunk and fucks all night. This year was gonna be different I was soon to find out. Everyone starts arriving as usual around 7:00 just about time it gets dark. Even though we know everyone that's coming, with the costumes its hard to tell who is who. I am dressed as a high school cheerleader and my husband Rick is dressed as a football player. To my surprise every man at the party was also dressed as a football player, all having same color uniform and number. Its hard to tell which one is my husband when they are by each other. Back in high school I was a cheerleader and Rick was on the football team. I would tease him a lot with my little outfit, bending over and showing my butt cheeks, like I didn't know they would show. Every year I wore same costume and would do the same thing. Bending
Good Morning
hope everyones having a great weekend. i'll be on and off this thing today. kids need the computer for school reports, so when they're ready, they'll get access to the computer. DD
Tell Me Why?
Armando went to his neighbor and asked, "Hey Carlos, do you like a woman ho has a beeg stomach steeking oll the way out?" "No," says Carlos. Armando asks, "Do you like a woman whose teets hang almost to her knees?" "No," says Carlos. "Well, Carlos, would you like a woman whose heeps are so mucho grande?" "Caramba! No, amigo!" Carlos replied. "Theen tell me why," asked Armando, "do you keep screwing my wife?"
There's A 12 Step Program For Everyone!
Myself -read At Own Risk
I suffer from depression, and some people don't understand what that means, let alone care to understand. I was born with depression and social anxiety disorder. It's not something that can be fixed easily. One of my friends hurt my feelings the other day with a comment about anti-depressants, but I try to tell myself she just doesn't know so why wouldn't she think that. I was on Paxil for 2 1/2 years, and it was like a whole new world was opened up for me. I saw everything in a whole new light. Then the Paxil wore off around April of this year and I have been struggling to find a new drug to help me. I tried Celexa and that had very bad side effects for me. Now I am on Effexor but on such a low dose I don't know if it's gonna do anything for me yet. Meanwhile, my depression and anxiety are trying to drown me alive again. I am doing all I can to keep my head above water. I try to surround myself with positive things. I watch my favorite sitcoms everyday just to get a laugh. Haha, I sup
Admitting It Is The First Step.
Ok I'm Ready To Come Out. I'm A Pervert. Thats All -Ash
My Nightmare
He breaks down the door, rage in his eyes. Aiming for me but I run. Years taught me well. Shoes still on my feet. Out the window and leap to the ground. Yelling behind me, don't look back. Eyes on the trees, one foot then the other. Wish never to go home. Wind, rain, snow, and sun. THis path is well known. It breaks off in different directions. A glance back, I hear the door. Run harder run faster. The neighbors know, but they turn away. I am in the goddess hands, but when morning comes it's too late. I am a fallen stone. Leap into the air, born on faith away, no bird, no angel just desperation for freedom. Red and blue lights. Black bags, whispers words. A broken heart they forgot. And a pair of eyes watch from above. And forgivness as he is loaded away. Officers walk in and out, hear past stories, known old bruises. Eyes cast down, shame written. Down the drive a uniformed man head hung low. the help came too late. No one asked him to come.
When did I start to miss you? I haven't thought of you in so long. What made you come back to my mind? I thought I had gotten over you. But your image lingers still. A living daydream. It does not stay that way. The dream turns into nightmares. Hands break yours against mine, like so much boiling glass. I know you are gone, I know this. I also know that no matter what, I will still miss you. In those waking dreams before dawn. In my heart you live, Just your body is missing.
I Am Your Curse
I am your curse I move like dust and pills like unpaid bills creeping under your skin twisting and then I move over you tell you what to do so on I pray I live on caffeine and unsaid things twisting breaking all your dreams I am your curse You don't understand but try as you can I am a mystic land beyond you below you swinging on door sleeping on floors I'm a heart-attack hiding behind your back showing all you lack out of control no bared holds sadistic smile and feminine whiles call me wild out of style curse my name you're still the same I am your curse you think me bad wish I never had come around made you frown blessed the dirt on the ground I never bother but I try even harder I sing too loud ya' say I am too proud cause I claim a cloud You can't cope, blame it on dope tighten my rope I am only hope but you cannot see I'm your curse call me a fool blame everything I do, I'm just like you.
Like . . . .
I feel like wasted land laid beneath you're hungry feet pawing and clawing at the fabric of my survival. Lacking all that you deeply desire but am more then you're expectations. I feel like I lost a vital organ donated for the cause of this unwanted crusade, I can still feel it like heart in someone else's chest, berthing and moving like worms. I feel like my hair might be the only part of me that is Growing, save for this longing deep within my soul, where no one knows and few can see. growing and spreading like some disease, breeding the pain and the emptiness that only I am so aware of. I feel my eyes as they see, as if images live can attack, I can feel sight and the movement of the iris, stained from the lack of humanity in the area I now cling to. I feel like I drowned and never knew what life was till it was already too far gone and I tastes just like a nine volt battery on the tongue, bitting and singing, both shocking and exciting, like passion, like a first kiss, but
So.. I'm gunna be leaving tomorrow for a night. I'm going to my mom and dad's house. Gunna spend the night and just hang out. I might go outside and take pics in the forest. It'll be fun either way. I'm charging my batteries now. I know that I wont have much battery life but oh well. We are poor! I think I'm pretty much done with Swydm. It's boring there right now for me. I think I might take my shit down from there and just stay on here for a while. Anyway, I have dishes to do..even though I'm not motivated what so ever! I'll write when I get back though.. Lata..
Graduation Party
After graduation Mrs. Haven invited all of us to her and her husbands house for a huge party. Everybody was drinking having a good time, and of course Mrs. Haven looked as hot as ever wearing tight shorts and a skimpy tank top she changed into. I couldn't help but stare at her, for an older woman she was stunning. She stood at 5-6" tall, large breast and descent body that made all the boys turn their heads. I think she noticed, because as the night went on and everyone got drunker she started sitting on my lap and flirting with me. She bent over a few times in front of me so I could see her cleavage and she smiled when she noticed me looking. At one point she asked me to help get something in the basement. I was taking down some plates out of a cupboard when she rubbed up against pointing to some other items to get down. I thought she might have even rubbed my half bulging cock in my pants on purpose. Either way I felt her hand rub against my crotch as she pointed with th
In Memory
In memory of all those who perished; the passengers and the pilots on the United Air and AA flights, the workers in the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, and all the innocent bystanders. If I knew it would be the last time That I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord, your soul to keep. If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door, I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more. If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, I would video tape each action and word, so I could play them back day after day. If I knew it would be the last time, I could spare an extra minute to stop and say "I love you," instead of assuming you would KNOW I do. If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day, well I'm sure you'll have so many more, so I can let just this one slip away. For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for an oversight, and
Contest Rant
your contests on here are stupid they really are they are ruining the page because you are tryin to pick who's better then who thats not good we're all here tryin to have a fun time I don't wanna see bulletins like vote for my ass or I'll block you bull shit its immature and stupid and everyone that does it should be banned in my personal opinion. here's an idea for a contest how about a dog humping your leg contest person that has the best pic of it gets shot! fuckers grow up we're all the same oh and for fuck's sake why the fuck is there a best middle finger contest?? you guys are really stupid sometimes!
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My Dream...
So I had this horrible dream last night. I actually have nothing better to do, so I'm going to tell ya bout it and see if anyone might have some insight to what it might mean. Who knows, guess we will see. So anyway, my dream somehow got to this point to where me, my dad, my lil sister, and a shit load of other people were walking down this river, this wide, huge river when something goes wrong. Next thing I know, we are all having to walk in the same direction to get away from something. I have no clue what we were running from, but it scared me. Anyway, my dad starts yelling, and its dark so I couldn't see him. But he had fallen in the river and was being carried along the rivers hard current pretty fast downstream when I hear him yelling to me and everyone to get in the water and float along, because it was faster and easier than walking. So we all get in. I have ahold of my lil sister so she don't go under when I see one of my friends struggling to keep her head above the water and
Murder In (your Hometown)
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You Say You Love Her
you say you love her and that you dont want to lose her but do you try to make things right? or do you just let them go? if you really want her to stay with you why dont you stop and see what you are doing? maybe if you tried a little harder done all the things she asked you to or even just stopped to say "i love you" you try doing the big things give her all the material things she wants but did you ever think of stopping and doing the little things? Like maybe giving her a call just to say hi or buying her a flower its not always the big things in life that matter the sooner you realize that the better chance you have of keeping her you say you love her....
Once Upon A Time
Random thoughts........Once upon a time................................. Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess................................. Isn't that how all the fairytales start? It is said that happily ever after will come for everyone. I use to believe that. I use to think that it would for me. Unfortunately that is not always the case. Sometimes you wait and it never shows. I find that in my solitude is where I think the best. I am able to sort my thoughts and separate my dreams from reality. You see I am a dreamer or at one point I was. Maybe not so much now. I always had things that I desired more than God himself. My step-mother use to tell me that I was a fool to dream and desire certain things. Now I am seeing that she was right. I just wish that I could have seen this a couple of years back so I could have guarded myself from being hurt. Several things have hit me all at once tonight and to be quite honest I am not sure how to deal with them. So of course I es
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You Are Skiing Graceful, athletic, and gusty - you're willing to put it all on the line. You're willing to take big risks for big rewards. What Winter Sport Are You?
The Long March
The Chipmunk had planted a few ears of corn in the spring. Now, in fall, they were ready to be harvested. He asked the Muskrat for help. "I'll give you a couple of pounds if you'll help me bring in my crop," he said. A Crow in the sky called down to the Muskrat. "You want corn?" he cawed. "Across the mountain are acres of tall green stalks bursting with ripe corn. Field after field is ready for your dinner." The Muskrat turned to his friend. "Why should I work for a couple of pounds when I can have a couple of tons? I know you mean well, but I've got to look out for myself. I'm going!" The Muskrat traveled several days. His feet were blistered and bloody. He was hungry and thirsty, and his whole body ached. At last he reached the other side of the mountain. Just as the Crow had promised, there were fields and fields of tall green stalks. But there was no corn on them. The corn had been picked already. There were, however, some stray ears lying about. The Muskrat put
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My Needs...
Emotional Vampire
standing before you, naked, but unaware, body trembling with every breath, I await your approach. embracing you in ecstasy, our energies ascend in a feverish rapture as the moon illuminates our silhouettes through lace curtains. you pull away, leaving me listless, writhing in agony on the floor as my essence seeps through my skin into you, my sweet, emotional vampire, who leaves me in anguish, tormented until our next encounter when I will stand before you, naked, waiting to be drained again.
My First Blog Here....
Well this is the first post here on cherry tap and this is a neat place so far.I have joined so many places and have so many blogs/online journals....too many lol.I joined this and I also wanted to make this blog and I will try and post as much as I can and I also will post a list of my other blogs I have so if I am not here I am there lol.Anthony is growing so fast and he has out grown his 0-3 month outfits well the ones with feet in them but the ones without I can use a while longer.I have a trip planned for this month and we leave this saturday and come home on the 26th,I don't want to come home but I have to lol wah wah.Anthony needs to meet his other family members and thats why we are going.Well lots to do to get all ready so chow all.
Ex Boyfriend
So I've officially kicked my fucking asshole ex boyfriend out my life!!! Go me!!! The asshole has lied, cheated, and used me just like my fucking last ex. He also admitted that he was going to dump me for his ugly ass 12 year old looking new gf. I'm so happy he is out of my life, and if I ever fucking see him I'm going to beat his ugly ass face in.
Crash And Burn! I will try to give the bad news in chronological order: Monday (11/12/06) Go to upload the photos from faire...sadly, hardly any good ones. The computer continuously runs at a ridiculously slow pace, so I go to restart.... yeah, so much for that...the stupid thing refuses to load windows and says it needs a repair disc. I called my 2 computer guys and they both tell me the HD may be gone...*panic* Tuesday (11/14/06) Don't get to do much on the PC because of parent conferences etc... Wednesday (today 11/15/06)Take the HD to Sis' house because her Hubby is a computer geek. Still don't know if the HD is trash...but (good news) he was able to retrive all my pics, music, documents, etc. Semi-bad alot of cd burning to do (like maybe 20 discs worth?) and I still don't have a PC (using Sis' right now). So that's the deal roughly. Hopefully I'll be back up by the coming weekend. I thought about posting this as bulletin, but I figured if anyone really cared
I Miss Sam Kinison!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"you Sink Into My Clothes...this Invasion Makes Me Feel, Worthless, Hopeless, Sick. I'm So Sick"
I'm not perfect by Ryan Alexandra Ranalli i'm sorry i'm not perfect i can only be me i'm sorry i'm not perfect like the girl you want me to be i'd give anything to make you happy even if it makes me sad i'd never do anything to hurt you i don't try to make you mad sometimes you get angry and we start to fight little do you know i cry myself to sleep at night sometimes i don't know just what i did wrong i don't understand why we don't get along every time we fight i wish you could feel my heart break sometimes i wonder how much more my heart can take sometimes i get so angry i don't know what to say i feel just like a game that everyone wants to play the only thing i need in this world is someone who is true the only thing i want in this world is... to be loved by you
Remember The Fallen For The Angels Cry For Them
Angels Cry For The Fallen... (got this from a friend) I see so much from day to day, I serve my country proudly. But lately i see so many Negative things said about the military and what we fight for. But before you judge us listen to what i have to say. Read it word for word All soldiers know the price there is a chance for war but in reality No real soldier wants war they just wish to keep peace for not just themselves but for everyone. They love their homes, they love their friends they love their families and they love their country. We do not fight because we want to, We fight because we must, Because for as long as there are people with the wrong kind of power there will always be conflict in the world. Yet it takes power to keep peace but power causes war. So we will never be rid of war insted we can only hope that power will keep the peace insted of causing conflict. Yesterday Was Veterans Day, And we all gave two minutes to
I Sat Alone
On a night of clear skies, I sat alone. Bathed in moonlight on this peaceful evening, I could spend a lifetime here. It was the twenty-third hour of Tuesday. Listening to the silence of the night, I hear bamboo wind chimes, disturbed from their sleep by the late summer breeze, left behind to fill the fall sky. The air had the aroma of citrus as I closed my eyes and breathed in the flavor and a rush tingled throughout my senses. Small palm trees rustling, being kissed on every palm by the uninterrupted wind. The moon was full and shown like a flashlight set in a canopy with holes punched in it. The diamond like stars seemed to twinkle just for me, as I sat and thought of her. Knowing she was the one I needed right then, I realized it was because of her, the night was so beautiful. The coldness of the ground welcomed me to stay longer. The reclined green chair, feeling damp from the night’s chill, gave me comfort as I sat within its arms, wishing they were hers in its place. Serenity was
Quickest Way To Not Have Sex
Well I was looking at some other peoples blogs and this one was whining that his wife was moody and yada yada yada....and I was think that guy aint getting any for quite guys dont understand that women dont like the caveman act all the time...we want to be held and talked to like a human being...we want to cry...and just get everything out....we dont want some guy that means the world to us saying whats the hells wrong with you? We dont want you to fix our problems we just want you to listen....and after an extremely bad fight dont automatically think its going to sex....thats my husbands think we hold out because we can...some of us women do...but, for the most part women just dont want to have sex with you because your being a jerk....dont grab and snatch at us thinking thats going to take our mind off of whatever is bothering wont it will only make things husband has a bad habit of when I just want to be alone making a complete idiot o
Through The Eyes Of A Child...
No more little voices whispering, no more running and giggling. The girls have gone to bed and the house is still. This is the time that I like best, listening to them breath, watching them sleep and thanking God for my blessings. These are sad times and happy times. I can’t help but wonder what I did wrong, maybe nothing, maybe everything. It doesn’t matter now. All I can do is the best I can. My girls need me and I need them. All I want is a normal life. Starting over isn’t the way I wanted it. But we don’t always get what we want. And sometimes we get more than we expected… I got both. I don’t know which path I’m on, nor do I know where it will lead. Life is still an adventure; I’m just living it as an adult and watching through the eyes of a child. Nursery rimes before bed, coloring for fun, chasing butterflies just because and catching rain on my tongue. MEANING, PURPOSE, PRIDE, who would have thought that someone so young could teach me the meaning and purpo
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How Dirty Is Your Mind?
You scored as Complete Filth. You are flithy! You see sublimal messages everywhere... and you're always willing for some *ahem* fun. You can get "creative" with it too. You need serious counseling. Click Here, cus you need helpNot so clean90%Complete Filth90%Pedofile50%Pure and Innocent30%How dirty is your mind?created with
Using Your Imagination
Imagine this, Jamie was the girl she's all alone On her way home she's in her own time zone Depressed cause everyone around her just wants go Nobody got no time to sit and talk to her no mo' Little did she know she was being followed Richie was the boy that had no love in his soul He walked up behind her and cracked Jamie in the skull And knocked her in the mud and then raped her in the cold Now shes beaten and destroyed Her soul is just a void Why did Richie do that to her cause he was raised from a boy To take what you want and hurt those who have it And if you dont your daddys gonna beat you god damnit So thats what he did a confused little kid With the mind of his daddy that a woman is a bitch And you hate that bitch and you rape that bitch Because your daddys rich you cant escape that shit Richie had a sister you can only imagine Living with Richie and her dad there was never any laughing Only fighting and grabbing only biting and stabbing
Love Is?
Love Is ... Love is the greatest feeling, Love is like a play, Love is what I feel for you, Each and every day, Love is like a smile, Love is like a song, Love is a great emotion, That keeps us going strong, I love you with my heart, My body and my soul, I love the way I keep loving, Like a love I can't control, So remember when your eyes meet mine, I love you with all my heart, And I have poured my entire soul into you, Right from the very start.
Your Spirit Lives On...
Did you know... A day never passes when I don't think of you. You weren't only my father. You were my best friend too. I only wish things were different. So many lies that people tell. Jealousies from a distance. Not always spoken... But in their eyes you see it well. I miss you so badly. But in the end you gave me strength. A bond that could never be broken. I'll never care what others say or think. You know I'll always love you. I just wish you could be here. I know thats just impossible. I had to let you go with God. I still blink back these selfish tears. I wanted to be strong.. Tryed to be brave for all to see. I failed. I cryed. Part of me also died. In the end your candle nod. You last breathe. A Godly sleep. My face in your hand. I felt you warmth I said to let go. You left in peace. And I made you a promise. I know you worried so. Never forget that I'm part of you ...Daddy Your spirit lives on, In the body of me...
Always Be Honest!
Honesty is the best policy!!! ..>
Words Of Wisdom
Eleanor Roosevelt wrote: Many people will walk in and out of your life, But only true friends will leave footprints in your heart. To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart. Anger is only one letter short of danger. If someone betrays once, it is his fault; If he betrays you twice, it is your fault Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people. He who loses money, loses much; He who loses a friend, loses much more; He who loses faith, loses all. Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, But beautiful old people are works of art. Learn from the mistakes of others You can't live long enough to make them all yourself. Friends, you and me....You brought another friend.... and we started our group....our circle of friends..... and like a circle.....there is no beginning or end..... Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is mystery. Today is a gift.
Police Solve "grey Train Robbery"
Thu Nov 16, 9:51 AM ET Two elderly women whose pictures were plastered across newspapers Thursday after they were caught on camera stealing a bag at a railway station have turned themselves in. Police said the women admitted the offence and have received an official caution in a case variously dubbed the "Grey Train Robbery" and "Gran Larceny." The women contacted police after the case received blanket media coverage under headlines such as "Nans on the Run" and "Artful Codgers." A security camera image released by police showed two silver-haired women, in their 60s or 70s, wearing knee-length skirts, white blouses and overcoats at Sunderland station. Police had appealed for help in finding the women after a student's bag was stolen from a station platform. "(They) have handed themselves in," police said in a statement. "They have subsequently been interviewed and have admitted the offence. Both have received police cautions."
Get Out The Kleenex
Just when you are wondering if there are times that you helped someone... and did it really mean something... you get an e-mail like this... it is extremely touching.. hope you enjoy the thought of how when we DO take time that it can be a blessing... The Doll and the Rose I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's th e doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that S
Passion's Flames
A touch, soft and tender. A whisper, full of desire A gasp of sweet surrender As passion fuels the fire No words spoken between them No promises to be kept No lies being told tonight No looking back - no regrets Longing to hold each other Such precious little time Both vowed to another Being lonely their only crime Tomorrow bringing sorrow A brief moment of shame With the memory of this one night A release from passion's flames
Need Help, Plz
How Do I delete friends without blocking them?? People who add me as a friend, and then, one day, places some hoochie pic on their profile... I dont wanna be friends with losers who post butt shots and boob shots as their main photo... or even in their default album, for that matter. It, litterally makes me want to puke... I mean, seriously, people, YOUR NOT A MODEL, YOU NO PRONSTAR... So grab some clothes, they were made for wearin Fuckin, people, and their insatiable need for attention... It bugs me to no end I hope all your kids, eventually, oneday, find your hoochie photos and embarrass you about them... Because their embarrassing!! cellulite and flab IS NOT SEXY! Thank you. ~Update~ N/m, I found out how... lol:OP
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Always Always on my mind there is you The scent of your perfume The gleam in your eyes The sound of your sweet laughter Always in my heart there is you The sun beams dance on your body The wind blows gently across your skin The notion that you are happy Always in my dreams there is you The visions leave me breathless The desire so strong it weakens me The beauty that is your essence Always in my soul there is you The touch that has yet to reach me The kiss my lips still thirst for The feeling that we are one Always in love there is you The gladness I feel with you The sadness you take away The union of you and me Always till death there is you The need for you never ends The love I give will be strong The honor shall always be mine Always..................There is you ©BlkLuvPotion 2006
Jennifer Anniston-why She's My Favorite Celebrity Figure
Ten reasons why Jennifer Anniston is all woman 1.She doesn't think she's a sex symbol. 'I don't know what it means to be a sex symbol,' says L'Oreals lady of the lock, demurely. 'When I see myself on a magazine cover I don't see it as me, but as someone painted, fluffed, puffed and done up.' 2.She can out lad the lads. Despite her portrayal as spoiled little rich girl Rachel Green in Friends, in real life she's a cigar-smoking tomboy who loves playing poker and going camping with the guys. 'Once Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry arrived for a party at Jennifer's house and were shocked to see their demure female co-stars - led by Jennifer - in the middle of a hot round of five-card stud,' said one 'source.' 'Jennifer greeted Matt and Matthew by puffing on a cigar and saying: 'Hope you suckers brought a lot of money, because I'm going to clean you out!' 3.She loves a quiet night in. Rather than enjoying being pictured leaving celebrity dos, our Jen is happier at home eating pizz
Songs Of Farewell And Departure
before we scream and descend, steady to the sun a simple tale of woe, your hearts won't be undone a love song to everyone i know arms wide open, here we go she weaves a trail of petals through the embryonic ice her hair was warm to the touch and flowers twice as nice and if he stands on the moon he can barely catch her eyes always open to the sky and so we land only to find we never left the ground please leave the walls and the floors exactly as you found a love song to everyone i know arms wide open, here we go HUM
My Beloved Is Mine And I Am Her
Even like two little bank dividing brooks, That wash the pebbles with their wanton stream, And having ranged and searched a thousand nook Meet both at length in silver breasted Thames Where in a greater current they conjoin So I my Best Beloved's am, so she is mine Even so we met; and after long pursuit Even so we joined; we both became entire No need for either to renew a suit, For I was flax and she was flames of fire Our firm united souls did more than So I my Best Beloved's am, so she is mine. If all those glittering monarchs that command The servile quarters of this earthly ball Should tender in exchange their shares of land, I would not change my fortunes for them all: Their wealth is but a counter to my coin; The world's but theirs, but my Beloved's mine. Nay, more: if the fair Thespian ladies all Should heap together their diviner treasure, That treasure should be deemed a price too small To buy a minute's lease of half my pleasure.
My Beloved Is Mine And I Am Her
Even like two little bank dividing brooks, That wash the pebbles with their wanton stream, And having ranged and searched a thousand nook Meet both at length in silver breasted Thames Where in a greater current they conjoin So I my Best Beloved's am, so she is mine Even so we met; and after long pursuit Even so we joined; we both became entire No need for either to renew a suit, For I was flax and she was flames of fire Our firm united souls did more than So I my Best Beloved's am, so she is mine. If all those glittering monarchs that command The servile quarters of this earthly ball Should tender in exchange their shares of land, I would not change my fortunes for them all: Their wealth is but a counter to my coin; The world's but theirs, but my Beloved's mine. Nay, more: if the fair Thespian ladies all Should heap together their diviner treasure, That treasure should be deemed a price too small To buy a minute's lease of half my pleasure.
Ok here goes i've never written a blog before and dont really know what to say.... my space sucks thought i'd check it out over here.... much better keep up the good werk CT..... uhhmmmm... Fuck It...
Hidden Talent
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at
I Just Had Something Really Freaky Happen...
Ok, so for Advanced Drawing, we have 4 interiors of the same room due by the end of the semseter. Our third one is due tonight. Last week, I decided to switch my room from our living room to the bathroom. I think I've explained all this before. Anyway. I finished the toilet, and am now drawing the inside of the tub...I'm using a long skinny-ish strip of paper (I ripped an average piece of Canson paper in half the long I think they're like 20 x 30, something like that'd be about 10 x 30). Yeah, so I'm sitting there drawing, and I suddenly realized that I was using my left hand to draw on the left side of the paper and my right hand to draw on the right side. How freaky is that?!? I mean, I've always been a little bit ambidextrous, but my right side is definitely my predominant one...and the crazier thing? I have NO IDEA how long I was doing that before I realized it. Weird...
I would always say "I never see Moose! Everyone says they see Moose all the time, and I've seen MAYBE two in my whole life!" You know "Moose"... Like the two "Canadian" Moose in Brother Bear, not the dude from the Archie comics. The other night, on my 12 hour drive from Grande Prairie to an oil rig out side of Grande Cache, I shit you not, I saw 30+ moose! It was like there was a McMoose Family Reunion or they were having their Winter Festivals and the meeting place was "The Highway". I saw baby moose, momma moose and daddy mooses! Some where wandering around the road (Maybe they like the "clicky-click" of their hooves on the pavement?) or trotting along side the road. Some were just hanging out in the ditch, while others were sticking by the tree line. They kinda just sneak up on you when it's as dark as 1 am up North, in the middle of no where. I would break and yell "BASTARD!" (Or the occasional "Shithead") when one was on or really close to the road. (Sorry for calli
Girl Anachronism - The Dresden Dolls
You can tell from the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and the dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that i'm not the carefullest of girls you can tell from the glass on the floor and the strings that're breaking and i keep on breaking more and it looks like i am shaking but it's just the temperature and then again if it were any colder i could disengage if i were any older i would act my age but i dont think that you'd believe me it's not the way i'm meant to be it's just the way the operation made me and you can tell from the state of my room that they let me out too soon and the pills that i ate came a couple years too late and ive got some issues to work through there i go again pretending to be you make-believing that i have a soul beneath the surface trying to convince you it was accidentally on purpose i am not so serious this passion is a plagiarism i might join your century but only on a rare occasion i was taken o
Please Help Clean Up The Site!!!- Mike's Bullitin!!!
He heard us!!!!!!!!!!!!! please help us keep cherrytap work safe! date: 2006-11-20 16:13:19 i'm really getting tired of seeing the cleavage shots with no faces, and ass pics as primary photos everywhere on the site. none of my friends can even load the site while they're at work, and they're one of the main reasons we started this thing. in the near future we're going to start being more aggressive when it comes forcibly flagging adult/slutty pictures on the site, but before we do that i'm asking for everyone to help us out by just not using those photos as your primary. we don't want to be big brother and control the content of the photos you upload, but we do ask that you use the tools given to keep that content away from people who don't share your views. again, please help us clean up the site by keeping the slutty ass/cleavage/underwear/whatever shots out of your primary photos. -mike
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For Our Soldiers!
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perhaps a M
Crime In The Streets
Crime in the streets There is a lot of stuff in this world that is wrong, like poverty and crime in the streets, we beleive that if we teach children not to be criminal, that crime will go away, and teaching the children is a good thing, but crime will never go away, because there will always be an oposer of the law. Johnathen Allen Forcum Copyright ©2006 Johnathen Allen Forcum
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Is It True...
Matthew 18:20 “For where two or three are gathered together in My name, there am I in the midst of them.” One day, the secret service visited a church to check it out for the President of the United States. For some reason the President decided not to come, but the news was already out around town. Soon people were calling the church to find out if anyone could come that Sunday. A lady called to say that she wasn’t a member, but she wanted to see the President. She asked the pastor, “Is it true that the President of the United States is going to be in your services on Sunday?” The preacher said, “No madam, he will not be here, but the King of kings will, and that ought to be good enough for you.” Jesus meets with His people, and He doesn’t care about the credentials of the guest list. He is in their midst. What credentials do you bring to the table when you meet with God? Have you ever read of Paul’s credentials in Philippians 3:4-6? What was his response in v
Happy Thanksgiving
I Love You
I never really knew you You were just another friend But when I got to know you, I let my heart unbend. I couldn't help past memories that would only make me cry I had to forget my first love and give love another try So I've fallen in love with you and I'll never let you go I love you more than anyone I just had to let you know And if you ever wonder why I don't know what I'll say But I'll never stop loving you each and every day My feelings for you will never change Just know my feelings are true Just remember one thing I will always be loveing you. By: Mark Havens
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Nsfw - A Dangerous Direction
The site owner is opening a dangerous door. He's now said "I am moderating content" Before he was a passthrough with no moderation, so the content was not his responsibility. You could put whatever you want in the media and CT would not be held responsible. NOW he's actively monitoring. So if something DOES go to the media or court, CT is held responsible for EVERYTHING they have missed / faild to flag, because they SAID they are monitoring the content. Beyond the fact that they are censoring stuff that they weren't before... and the fact that the reason is so they can view an adult site from work... and the fact that they are censoring things like Blogs which by nature should remain as free from censorship as possible... They are opening themselves up to some serious problems without even realizing it.
Box Of Kisses
Box of Kisses Some time ago, a man punished his 3-year-old daughter for wasting a roll of gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and he was furious when the child tried to decorate a box. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift to her father the next morning and said, "This is for you, Daddy." He was embarrassed by his earlier overreaction, but his anger flared again when he found the box was empty. He yelled at her,"Don't you know when you give someone a present, there's supposed to be something inside it? The little girl looked up at him with tears in her eyes and said, "Oh, Daddy, it's not empty, I blew kisses into the box. All for you, Daddy." The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little girl, and he begged for her forgiveness. An accident took the life of the child only a short time later and it is told that the man kept that gold box by his bed for many years and whenever he was discouraged, he woul
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I've Got Your Back
“I've Got Your Back" I am a small and precious child; my dad's been sent to fight. The only place I'll see his face is in my dreams at night. He will be gone too many days for my young mind to track. I may be sad, but I am so proud. My daddy's got your back. I am a caring mother. My son has gone to war. My mind is filled with worries that I've never known before. And daily I attempt to keep my thoughts from turning black. I may be scared, but I'm so proud. My son has got your back. I am a strong and loving wife, with a husband soon to go. At times I am so terrified in a way most never know. I bite my lip and force a smile as I watch my husband pack. My heart may break, but I am so proud. My husband's got your back. I am a soldier, serving proudly, standing ever tall. I fight for freedom, yours and mine by answering this call. I do my job while knowing the thanks it sometimes lacks. Say a prayer that I'll come home again. It's I who has your back.
How Nice Are You?
You scored as Nice. Your nice. Please rate my quiz!Nice75%Immature50%Outgoing44%Shy25%Dramatic25%Fun13%mean6%what kind of person are you? (shy,outgoing,fun,mean,immature,dramatic or nice?)created with
Im A Surviver
I am a Survivor of an immature "sperm donor" who thinks creating life and appearing from time to time makes him a Father. I am a Survivor of society who stereotypes Negro, Black, African American "single mothers" as incapable, uneducated, impossible, welfare bound and chained. I am a Survivor of that "Nig*a" that thought with his "Head", and not his brain or heart and didn`t realize the Nubian Queen he had until I was gone. "Thanks Boo"! I am a Survivor of Self-Destruction! That inner voice that whispers;"your too Black, too Light, too Big, too Strong, tooWeak". I am a SURVIVOR! Hear Me, See Me,Know Me, AbsorbMe, Taste Me, Nourish Me, Tell Me, Pray for Me, LOVE ME! I ama: Daughter, Mother, Grand Daughter, Niece, Sister, Aunt, Friend, Lover, Conquerer, SURVIVOR!
My Rating Scale
(1)-Sicko (2)-Phycho (3)-Have Issues (4)-Not All There (5)-Seems Desperate (6)-Try To Hard To Gain Attention (7)-Have Some Ghost About Ya. (8)-Seems Right On!..But May Have Ghosts About Ya. (9)-Over all desent person and dont have a problem being yourself. (10)-All Of Thee Above And Good At It!!!...Lmao...Just Kidding...If I rate you a 10...that means Ive like everything Ive found out about you on your profile...and feeling as if you are a true genuine person. Iam not a "judgemental" person...I just call it as I see it. Iam a true genuine individual and I like for others to be the same. You get alot further on being yourself and not trying to be what you think other people may want you to be. Peace N Love to you all. Jodie TheeBlackWidow
Things Come To My Mind At The Moment!
When you know how to die is because you know how to Live!!!! Live like this is your last Day but thinking in your Future!!! Love, Alfredo.
Beauty School, Here I Come!
This monday I start beauty school! I'm like so freaked, but excited. I hate going to new places with new's seriously nerve racking. I can't believe the time has come already, after the weekend i'll be a cosmetology student yay! :P Then a year from now I'll be working in a salon making some $ I know I'll love it though, 8-9 hours a day, 5 days a week is a long time though, but I'll manage. Who knows maybe I'll even make some new friends there, and we can do eachothers hair lol. So wish me luck guys, god knows i'll need it!. Other than that, my thanksgiving was good, hope everybody elses was too. After we had dinner here, we went to Andrew's brothers house, (we had 2 dinners) lol, which was the funniest thanksgiving I've ever had, nobody knew how to cook the turkey, we got drunk and had fun! Although Andrew & Verns bastard of a brother, Steve didn't show up, he obviously thinks hes too good to be a part of this family now. We all know its because of his crazy bipolor girlfr
New Age ~~~ Enya
I wanted ask ppl how they feel about letting family members live with u. I know sometimes it's a pain and sometimes it's cool. I don't have a problem letting my family live with me until they start getting on my nerves. U know how u let someone live with u then they want to run the house and start talkin s**t to u and that ain't cool. They don't understand it's out the kindness of your heart and they should appreciate what a person is doing for them. But u have some family who really don't care about all that. So I want to hear your opinion on the situation. Today question is how do you feel about letting family members live with u?
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Whats Your Sexual Iq?
What\'s your sexual IQ? True MasterYou more knowledgeable than the Goddess of Sex. Go out and spread your wealth of knowledge. Take this test
What Flavor Are You?
What flavor are you? SugarI am all sweetness and light; fluffy bunnies and dancing fairies; happiness and joy. Too much of me will make you sick. Take this test
Rant #3
Sorry...yet Another Quiz
On Average, You Would Sell Out For $1,019,488 At What Price Would You Sell Out?
But Wait, Theres More...
You Should Rule Saturn Saturn is a mysterious planet that can rarely be seen with the naked eye. You are perfect to rule Saturn because like its rings, you don't always follow the rules of nature. And like Saturn, to really be able to understand you, someone delve beyond your appearance. You are not an easy person to befriend. However, once you enter a friendship, you'll be a friend for life. You think slowly but deeply. You only gain great understanding after a situation has past. What Planet Should You Rule?
Rest Room Signs #4
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LO
Thanks Giving
my thanksgiving was just as fun as gettin screwed up the ass i hope everyone elses was fun . i ended up havein a massive pannick attack and need tro go to the er they took 5 vials of blood( i hate havein my blood taken!) did an ekg and chest xrays so for the past what 2 days n ow ive felt like shit havein a lil trouble breathing and feel like a mack truck ran me over and on top of that im gettin my ass kicked in dj juggalos swexiest milf contestg WTF! damn it make me happy people!
Quote Of The Day!!!
ESPN college football commentator, discussing USC's ass-beatin' of Notre Dame and the potential of them going to Tempe, AZ to play for the national championship..... "The road to Arizona is paved with Trojans!!!" I can barely type this I'm laughing so hard!
My Mother
My mother lost her battle with metastatic breast cancer tonight at 1030pm. She didn't give up until she was too exhausted to carry on. She has been struggling the last few days especially but she is resting now, in no more pain. She's with her mommy and daddy whom she loved so much and has missed for many years. I've lost not just my mother but my best friend. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. We've been thru alot together, she's always been my rock, my comfort. And that's just me, her grandchildren, her husband, her son, her brothers and sister (Nyne), cousins, friends, are all suffering the loss and a very large part of our hearts were torn out tonight. No one could ask for a better mother or friend. She touched many lives and will be missed so very much. She was the kind of person people were drawn too, she was very wise, and very caring, she made people laugh even when they felt they couldn't, she would bring a smile to their face. Thunder Bear was her Indian name, Carl
I Miss My Fireplace...
I miss being able to just go and sit and talk on a cold night. I think thats the cure for whats going on right now.
Voodoo Dick
There was a businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn't much like the idea of her screwing someone else. So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation, to the old man. "Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except …" said the old man, and then he stopped. "Except what?" asked the businessman. "Nothing, nothing," said the old man. "C'mon, tell me! I need something!" protested the busine
Blah Blah Blah
whiners and shit they are great they make me go pee pee lmaooooooooooo
God's Answered Prayer
Not a day goes by that I don't think of you- My stomach's in knots, My heart's confused, My life's in a turmoil Not knowing what to do- Or, if you'd like for me to be your girl. I don't make promises I can't keep, It's better that way. Just a thought of you and my stomach goes weak. You're the only man I dream of, You're the only man I want; Because I know without a doubt, That you're the only man I'll ever love. All this time that we've been apart, Has left me sad and lonely. But just the thought of seeing you again Or hearing your voice on the phone, Puts a smile on my heart. Please don't turn me away- Give yourself, and me a break. You may discover that you can learn to love and trust again. I'd given up on ever finding true love, But God was listening and Answered my prayers When He sent me you to love. © VICKI JOINER WRITTEN DECEMBER 28, 1993 COPYRIGHTED ON: 2004-10-16 17:53:46
We have many myths about Dic sizes, when we compare ourselves 2 thosestories sum men come up short but not me ;).Any of these images selects part of tha truth & highlights it, creatin a myth that might be worthwhile if we dont take it too literally. Livin real life never feels as serene as fantasies, not me I cant be nothin but feal. A myth lifts sum ppl up, carries them away 2 other possibilities, but 4 those that r not of great size ta please yr woman take it wit a grain of salt. Myths r meant as inspirations, not as measurements of our lives. :D
5 Value Factors
Your Values Profile Loyalty: You don't really value loyalty. In your opinion, friendship should be earned. If you don't agree with someone, it doesn't matter how close you are. You'll let them (and everyone else know) exactly what you think. Honesty: You value honesty highly. You're unflinchingly honest, even when it's not easy. For you, integrity is very important - in yourself and others. People may not always like what you say, but they know they can trust it. Generosity: You don't really value generosity. Your needs always come first, no matter what. And you'll possibly help someone else out... But only if it helps you in return. Humility: You value humility highly. You have the self-confidence to be happy with who you are. And you don't need to seek praise to make yourself feel better. You're very modest, and you're keep the drama factor low. Tolerance: You value tolerance highly. Not only do you enjoy the company of those very different f
When You.....
I just read an update in a friends stash .. When you read the newspaper and you see a particular article that even tho is extremely opinionated is still on the front page.. who is responsible for that?? OUR MILITARY... When you go to church on whatever day you go, and worship what you do.. or go door to door preaching your beliefs.. who is responsible for that ?? OUR MILITARY... When you sleep peacefully at night and not have to worry about some governmental agency coming in because you spoke out in public.. who is responisble for that??? OUR MILITARY.. You may disagree with why they were sent there.. why they are still there.. BUT remember one thing in your disagreement.. IF it werent for them and what they do.. YOU would not be able to do what you do or say what you do. It only takes 2 minutes to thank them.. and they'd appreciate that more than a rating Im sure.. This holiday season.. remember those that will not be home for them.. that wont get the dinner w
There You Were..
Yes I wrote this...ME MYSELF and I...wouldnt want the word police after me There you were by AMB I wasn't looking But there you were You asked me a question I tried to help We began to talk Minutes turned into hours Feelings began to grow I didn't know you But there you were I was dead inside You brought me to life The first awkward meeting A kiss to remember Noone noticed me But there you were Two hearts as one Souls entwined I wasnt looking But there you were Promise to love me Forever unconditionally Because baby... I wasnt looking Now i cant imagine A life without you I love you I need you You weren't Looking But Here I am
Did You Know?
Little known 'Did you know' Sex facts Did you know?..."Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis. Did you know?...According to a survey of sex shop owners, cherry is the most popular flavor of edible underwear. Chocolate is the least popular. Did you know?...In the Aztec culture avocados were considered so sexually powerful, virgins were restricted from contact with them. Did you know?...Marilyn Monroe, the most celebrated sex icon of the 20th century, confessed to a friend that despite her three husbands and a parade of lovers, she had never had an orgasm. Did you know?...The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years. Did you know?...14% of Americans have skinny-dipped with a member of the opposite sex at least once. Did you know?...According to a U.S. market research firm, the most popular American bra size is currently 36C, up from 1991 when it was 34B. Did you know?..."Formicophilia" is the feti
Thoughts For The Day...
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. It is easier to ask forgiveness than permission. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good. Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need i
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To All Of My Friends
This is for everyone on my friends and family.However if you do send me a comment i will return the favor. if i don't send you something right away, i will when i get back online. i love you all. Courtesy of
Small Dog Wanted
Hello All, This is going to sound like a different request considering some of the things you read on here, but this is simple, my wife and I already have one dog (purebred Yellow Lab Retriever, picture on here to come soon), and we would like another dog, preferably a small dog as a companion to our Lab. My Wife's preferences are in either a Pug or a Boston Terrier, so if there is anyone out there that can help us out (preferably with a puppy, purebred) that would be awesome, we are prepared to pay, just hopefully it won't be all that much. Hope to hear some typ of reply soon. Randy P.S. The practice is coming along, but the fucking stork crashing still pisses us both off.
First Day
OK, I just got here, and this site is confusing as all hell. Whoever decided to give me a rating of 3 because my site sucks, in the first hour I joined, maybe suggestions would help better.
hmmmmmm...i cant breathe good stupid cold stupid stuffiness *cough* ouch...that hurt first day off in a while cold + bad dreams + me = awake now
I Am Not Sure This Is True But I Saw It And Had To Post !
Naughty Horoscopes... Aries (March 21-April 19) LIVES for head massages. ANY part of their head: Lips, Eyelids, Eyes, Tongue, you name it! Aries also likes to fuck in public places during business hours. You need to be open minded with an Aries...If you don't feel like being duct taped to a wall and beaten with live ferrets: Tell Them. Be warned! IF you don't want to be kinky, don't be with an Aries. If you say 'No' too often to them you may lose them as a lover forever. Aries Idea of Heaven Is: Participating in live sex shows for money. Having their favorite human toy win first place in a pony boy/girl race. Fucking as an art form on display in a gallery. They secretly crave to be strippers or Annie Sprinkle. Aries LIVES to be jealous...they also like to coordinate other people fucking. Secretly desire to be fluffers. Aries owned a Violet Wand before it was popular. They are also Sadists. The best gift to give an Aries is designer colored nylon rope in their favorite color. Th
I love you so much your delicate touch your gentle embrace your handsome face your smile is so bright it is my favorite sight to be held in your arms seduced by your charms when I am close to you I am never blue To have only your smile makes it all worthwhile
You Might Live In Indiana If.............
YOU MIGHT LIVE IN INDIANA IF............. If someone in a store offers you assistance & they don't work there, you might live in Indiana. If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Indiana. If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Indiana. If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Indiana. YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE HOOSIER WHEN: 1. Vacation means going north or south on I 69 for the weekend. 2. You measure distance in hours. 3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once. 4. You often switch from heat to AC in the same day and back again. 5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching. 6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events including weddings. 7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlo
Hmmmmmmm I Wanna Know
Hey Fam, thanks for stopping by, here goes this months blog question....HOW MANY OF YOU ARE STILL GETTING IT IN WITH AN EX????? AND IF SO, IS IT JUST AS GOOD AS BEFORE, OR BETTER. Bonus question- HAVE YOU TOLD ANYONE OR ARE YOU ASHAMED????? A sista wants to know, holla at your girl :)
Long Servey About Me
long survey about me the longest survey you'll ever fill out! Do the world a favor - fill it out and post it for all your friends.. Do this because the person who did this didn't sit here for ages for nothing. Answer all the questions honestly, no lying to avoid stuff. Eye color: blue,brown but they change depending on my mood Shoe size: 6 Height: 5'1 1/2 What are you wearing right now?: ny jersey and shorts Righty or lefty: lefty Can you make a dollar in change right now?: yeah ---------------------------------------------------------- FAVORITES Kind of pants: ultra low rise Animal: husky Drink: im irish i dont have just a few Month: july Cartoon: ren and stimpy ---------------------------------------------------------- HAVE YOU EVER... Given anyone a bath? yup Made yourself throw-up? yup skinny dipped? yes Broken a bone: yes Played truth or dare: yes Been on a plane: yes Came close to dying: no unfortun
If I Was In Your Bed What Would U Do To Me???
Mudvayne, "nothing To Gein"
Cold and silent, soiled face I will wash it all away, With my love, That's all she's ever needed, from me It's my time, to mother, One of my own in my life, I am so alone, left with no one In my life, I'm so alone Life submissiveness, Hypnotizing the ignorant a little boy's best friend's always his mother, At least that's what she said, Life of a simple man, Taught that everyone else is dirty, And their love is meaningless, I'm just a soiled dirty boy, I'm just a soiled dirty boy, Sheltered life innocence, Insulated memories, spark reflections of my head, Duality in my consciousness, Caught in the war of hemispheres, Between the love lost in my head, Mommy do you still live inside of me, I'm so lost in my life without any guiding, Protected me my whole life from everything, Nailed shut the doors to the shrine, To screen your dead eyes from me and my sickness, Mutilate and sew my new clothes for masquerading, Aprons of flesh corpse
Jelly And Mz Mic And My Other Good Friends...
I will stay because of you guys. xoxoxoxo more tomorrow.... poof
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Work Excuses
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES SUBJECT: SICK LEAVE POLICY SICKNESS: No excuse...We will no longer accept your doctor's statement as proof. We believe that if you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. AN OPERATION: We are no longer allowing this practice. We wish to discourage any thoughts that you may need an operation. We believe that as long as you are an employee here, you will need all of whatever you have and should not consider having anything removed. We hired you as you are, and to have anything removed would certainly make you less than we bargained for. DEATH: Other than your own: This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for them, and we are sure that someone else can attend to the arrangements. However, if the funeral can be held in the late afternoon, we will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently let you leave 1 hour early, provided your share of the work is ahead enough to keep the job going
Friday Funny
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the Class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to theprincipal's Office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did it and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out "I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said "I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."
Jason U Will Be Missed
Well, I've never been much of a blogger, but I figure I have so many non-important things to say every day that I should start sharing them... In any case, I'm excited to be able to be at the bar even when I'm not at the bar now.... Fun like Viccodin....
Need Votes
Would any of you mind voting on me ? I would appreciate it , thankyou.
are my new 'get drunk and forget my name' nights. I am so glad I didnt drunk dial any of you, at least I dont think I did, or have any pictures taken. But it does feel good to get that way every once in a while. I dont even feel that bad today, I do need a nap tho.....but other than that I am peachy :)
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mailbox earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
Truer Words Ever Spoken
by Robert Louis Stevenson A century ago, Robert Louis Stevenson devised a number of rules to help people live happier, more productive lives. These rules may be a century old, but they are excellent guidelines. I find it interesting that there twelve rules . . . If you study the significance of numbers, you will discover that the number twelve indicates divine order! So, I would encourage you to apply some of these to your life and see if you are not happier! Make up your mind to be happy. Learn to find pleasure in simple things. Make the best of circumstances. No one has everything, and everyone has something of sorrow. Don't take yourself too seriously. Don't let criticism worry you. You can't please everybody. Don't let your neighbors set your standards; Be yourself. Do things you enjoy doing, but stay out of debt. Don't borrow trouble. Imaginary things are harder to bear than actual ones. Since hate poisons the soul, do not cherish enmities and grud
Who Is Your Best Friend??
Who Is Your Best Friend? Everybody needs friends, we all have friends Some friends are closer to us than our families If we happen to fall, there are friends to pick us up What will our life be without friends? There are many categories of friendship There are casual friends, bad friends and good friends The question here is – who is your best friend? Friends who can turn your tears into laughter Is your wife your best friend? I mean the friend you go to When you need honest advice Is your husband your best friend? I mean the friend who knows you More than you know yourself Is your brother or sister your best friend? I mean the friend who always assists you To solve difficult personal problems Is your father or mother your best friend? I mean the friend you feel safe to keep secrets Are your in-laws your best friend? I mean the friend you can tell anything Is your boss or co-worker your best friend? I mean the fri
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I Don't Get It!!
One of my So called "friends" Deleted themselves off my list without explanation im not talking about just one of those Internet type friends but This friend I've known in RL too! we were friends w/benefits for a hot minute a few months ago but thats over now but hey i dont care..WHY Can't we still be friends w/out benefits? Anyway...SOO....He was on my friends list and he delted himself and I sent him a Thankyou card here on CT and Thanked him for being my friend and he was there during a time in my life i needed him and he didn't even accept my gift....GRR... SO i'm wondering WHY????? I did nothin' too him!! I treated him with the upmost respect and sincerity!!!Putting his happiness FIRST in our friendship above everything else. I stepped back and went on the backburner just as he asked me too.....and NOw I guess as far as HE Is concerned im out of his life completly.. I dont like that because WHEN i'm on GOOD tERMS with someone i just dont' stop talking to them i'
Look Inside
Lmao This Was Funny As Hell
MAKES YOU WONDER > > > > > > > > > >Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll > > squeeze > > > >these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" > > > > > > > > > >Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there...I'm > gonna > > eat > > > >the next thing that comes outta it's ass." > > > > > > > > > >Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a > > horrible > > > >crisp, which no decent human being would eat? > > > > > > > > > >Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? > > > > > > > > > >If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about > him? > > > > > > > > > >If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a > > coconut, > > > >why can't he fix a hole in a boat? > > > > > > > > > >Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but > don't > > > >point to their ass when they ask where the bathroom is? > > > > > > > > > >Why does your OB
Update On Hating My Ex
well as some of you know i have never really gotten along with my mother for the things she did as i was a child. well my ex's mother knows this and i just got an email from her where she is comparing me to my mother. you know i do my damndest to take care of my lil girl and do what i think is best for her. what more can i do? i thought fighting him was bad now i have his parents to deal with really lost now
Words Ta Live By
Cant stop, wont stop,cant be stoped!
Had a great dinner tonight in Palo Alto with a good friend. Fun conversation, laughter and just a good time. Wish she was my girl but she's not. Still it was a beautiful day. I got to ride my bike. The moon is full and it's awesome out tonight!
To My Stalker
How Flirty Are You?
You Are a Natural Flirt Believe it or not, you're a really effective flirt. And you're so good, you hardly notice that you're flirting. Your attitude and confidence make you a natural flirt. And the fact that you don't know it is just that more attractive! What Kind of Flirt Are You?
I Need To Make Up For 3 Days Of Votes..
Inside My Head
Cool Survey! Check It Out!
A bunch of my fave survey questions10 things you love1:Purses 2:Sushi 3:My Friends 4:Sleeping Late 5:My MP3 Player 6:Techno Music 7:My Bed 8:Djing 9:Road Trips 10:Beach 10 things you hate1:Fake People 2:Ignorant People 3:Garbage 4:Dishes 5:Chicago Winters 6:My mom bitching 7:Fighting 8:Silence 9:Game players 10:Did I mention Fake People? 5 firstsBoyfriend / Girlfriend:Ed Crush:Tony Kiss:Ed Best Friend:Gabriella Pet:Gus - My Hamster when i was like 7 30 have you everPicked flowers from someone elses lawn?:yes Cheated on a boyfriend or girlfriend?:sadly, yes Had a close friend die?:yes
The Strange Question Survey O.o
The Strange Questions SurveyHave you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?:can't say i have What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve date:6 years Ever been in a car wreck?:once Were you popular in high school?:somewhat Have you ever been on a blind date?:yes Are looks important?:fairly, not extremely. Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more??:yes By what age would you like to be married?:soon? i guess? oh hell i don't know. Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?:it does, i don't want a male ho. Have you ever made a mistake?:hasn't everyone? Are you a good tipper?:sometimes. What's the most you have spent for a haircut?:50 dollars i think. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?:yep Have you ever peed in public?:omg, do i have to answer this question? lol What song do you want played at your funeral?:geez i don't think about these things Would you tell your parents if you were gay?:ye
If I Was A Spice Girl
Id be Shorty Spice :P
One's real life is so often the life that one does not lead.Oscar Wilde
Ranting And Raveing!
Hey all how r ya?im well im pissed off at work....well because today was busy and this one guy at work is the boss's bestfriend and he gets away with everything.All he did to day is cash,took the order,and then went out back and talked with the boos the whole intare time while the rest of us do all the work!(btw i work at a fast food resturant).If I or anyone else sat down and talked we will get a bitching for it.Now thats nor fair at all.....he goes and talks to her and doesnt get in trouble,we do it and we do!.Well once the boos went out to the bank i made him work his ass off...hehehe....cause thats what the rest of us did.I just got jibed like 10 hours from work when im supose to get like 44 hours....i got 31 hours this that really really sux....usually when they take hours off that means u did somethin wrong or your probly goin to get fired soon..........A)i didnt do anything wrong B)they love me y am i getting hours taken off?i dont kno but i hate it.....
If Santa Answered Letters The Way He Wanted....
Deer Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I'v ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Friend, Billy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawncare. How about I send you a book so you can learn to read and spell? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell. Santa ************************************ Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa **************************************** Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom, who rides his ass con
Collective Soul-where The River Flows
Give me a moment Got to get this weight up off my chest Dont feed me sorrow Pain is a poison I digest Find yourself another soul to hold You think, you thought, I know Off upon my journey I must go To where the river flows Ill give you answers To the questions you have yet to ask Silence is beauty Words they only complicate the task Make no more wishes All of my patience has been spent Gods of the season Lead me to my next incident --------------- Collective Soul - Where The River FlowsMusic Code provided by Song2Play.Com
Pet Peeve #1123
Hey Wendys........YOU SUCK!!!!!! How many times are you going to fuck up my order at the drive through before I have to just come right through the window and kick everyones ass?!?!?!?!? IT'S COMING SOON!!!! And the thing that makes this more fucked up is because it's SO easy to fix!!! First of all, get a real intercom, not that Radio Shack crap you currently use. You talk to me through that and all I hear is Charlie Browns teacher!!! "WAH wawa WA wa WAH WAH WAH wawa WAH WAH......" As if this isn't torture enough, YOU PUT PEOPLE THAT SPEAK NO ENGLISH WHATSOEVER AT THE WINDOW!!!!! AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!! These people go to "Wendys School" and learn like 13 words. Hamburger, cheeseburger, fries, Frosty, chicken, salad, Pepsi, Sprite and a few more. If you go outside the official Wendys vocabulary, you're just fucked. I am obviously not perfect. I can live with imperfection from others. The problem is Wendys IS perfect. They fuck
The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. — Mahatma Gandhi You can give without loving, but you can never love without giving. A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book. — Irish proverb Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognize how good things really are. — Marianne Williamson If you don't get everything you want, think of the things you don't get that you don't want. — Oscar Wilde The antidote for fifty enemies is one friend. — Aristotle Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth. — Benjamin Disraeli
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More Poetry
In this house I'm a prisoner In my own head In my own room And in my own bed Like circular walks And disfigured clocks These rooms of my doom Harbor pain in the rocks And I look out these windows To see streets that unwind Only to find that they're all in my mind The Calico watches With a penetrative stare She frequently asks me If I'm really there I know that I care And I know that I want To see my reflection In a mirror that I haunt But the truth is I wait For an ambigious date When questions are answered At an alarming rate The depths of the deep The nightmares I sleep The places I go When I'm counting the sheep They wander away Until night turns to day And when light touches them Why I ask them to stay How I hunger for peace In my restless mind And I long for this ivy To relax and unwind Growing fast past my windows And over the roof A prisoned palace Showing me proof That its all so organic And easily torn How fragile the mind When it
I'm only pretending not to care. haha. Just kidding. I really don't care.
If Your In To Metal
The Eternal Struggle Between Zoe And Elmo
Be enlightened
Funny Funny
if u read u most comment dont care what u say as long as u tell what u r me myself am a aries so if ud like to comment to me being one ladies feel free just remember MUST TELL WHAT U R IF U READ IT lol i hope u enjoy Naughty Horoscopes Aries LIVES for head massages. ANY part of their head: Lips, Eyelids, Eyes, Tongue, you name it! Aries also likes to fuck in public places during business hours. You need to be open minded with an Aries...If you don't feel like being duct taped to a wall and beaten with live ferrets: Tell Them. Be warned! IF you don't want to be kinky, don't be with an Aries. If you say 'No' too often to them you may lose them as a lover forever. Aries Idea of Heaven Is: Participating in live sex shows for money. Having their favorite human toy win first place in a pony boy/girl race. Fucking as an art form on display in a gallery. They secretly crave to be strippers or Annie Sprinkle. Aries LIVES to be jealous...they also like to coordinate other people
Insane Clown Posse-another Love Song
Yeah, I mean I hear what you're sayin I mean you got carried away in the moment And I could fogive you.....I could do that I could do anything if I wanted I could buy you a Lexus truck With a white leather interior (I could) I could kill off some bears and dogs and shit Just to make you a fur coat I could love you and treat you with class And have babies fallin all out your ass But thinkin about that I feel I'd rather kill you Cuz I got you in my car You ain't goin nowhere bitch, your dead I'd rather cut that neck in half I'd rather choke out that bitch ass I'd rather chop and never stop Because you fucked my homie (2x) I could take all the face paint off And get a real job workin for your dad I'd much rather take a 10 pound axe And stick it in your daddy's forehead I could let you move into my house You'd fuck the neighbor everytime I go out And wipe his nut on my pillow But I think I'd rather kill you Cuz we parked all alone In this here dark alleyway
Their Choice
Dressed all in white An angel of the night Shrouded in darkness, hidden from daylight She keeps her beauty out of sight Hiding from the monsters in the shadows She watches chaos atop the gallows Where Love and Hope hang Excecuted there by Rage and Pain Rage, Pain and Anger her only companions All happiness deserted her for champions She's so lonely and afraid Her goals in life seem to fade And so she walks, sliently While she dreams, violently Alone in her world of hate She ponders her unknown fate In this world of chaos everything to her is lost Angels hear her cry and rescue her from certain demise No longer an angel of the night No longer to whisper with the shadows and sigh She sings joyously on high With her new friends of the light. who says darkness had to be evil who says darkness as to mean satan who says one can not come to the darkness to find one self i have been a shepard of the darkness for very long time
I'm Horny
I'm horny
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Tool, "hush"
I can't say what I want to, even if I'm not serious. Things like.... "Fuck yourself, kill yourself, you piece of shit." People tell me what to say, what to think , and what to play. I say... "GO fuck yourself, you piece of shit. Why don't you go kill yourself?" Just kidding.
I seen this in another bolg and I thought, my my this is so true. So I decided to steal it, I asked. lol And share it with u all. =) Nothing big, but cool. Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost
Untitled 5
9-14-03 Untitled 5 By: Travis Smith For all good things shall pass But for me it kicked my ass As I stat there quite and stale She told me "I wasn't there" As I thought this whole thing through I knew I couldn't be with you And as I tried so I failed Now it's time to tell the tale
The Geography Of Women
THE GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil. Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe , well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages... only those with an adventurous spirit and a thir
Watching And Wondering
Watching and Wondering The world passes by watching waiting wondering why does it feel like im not here friends joke laughing i know i should i sit there my mind wandering from me i smile wondering if they see through me see my false smiles fake laughter shattered dreams questiong if they hear my thoughts see my fears my sadness my doubts my anger heartache wondering if i feel anything i watch through my eyes as if they arent my own by T.L. Ford
Santa U Bad Boy
Midweek Madness
If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if he will be content to begin with doubts he shall end in certainties.- Sir Francis Bacon Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather The world's as ugly as sin, and almost as delightful - Frederick Locker-Lampson
Sex Vs Love
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same all
****let It Snow****
Oh the weather outside is frightful But the fire is so delightful And since we've no place to go Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! It doesn't show signs of stopping And I've bought some corn for popping The lights are turned way down low Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! When we finally kiss goodnight How I'll hate going out in the storm! But if you'll really hold me tight All the way home I'll be warm The fire is slowly dying And, my dear, we're still goodbying But as long as you love me so Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!
Laying Here Close To Death!!!! Not Really, But Ya Know!!!
Friends, it is official! I have the flu and I wish it would fly. I am sicker than hell, and needing some encouragement. Reply to this blog and tell me what your favorite color is and your idea of the perfect date. Come on ya'll. Help a girl pass the time of being puney and icky!!!!
Since So Many People Have Asked....
pan·a·ce·a Pronunciation [pan-uh-see-uh] noun 1. a remedy for all disease or ills; cure-all. 2. an answer or solution for all problems or difficulties: His economic philosophy is a good one, but he tries to use it as a panacea. [Origin: 1540–50; < L < Gk panákeia, equiv. to panake-, s. of panaks all-healing (pan- pan- + aks a cure) + -ia -ia] —Related forms pan·a·ce·an, adjective —Synonyms 1, 2. elixir, nostrum. people!!!
Phucking Phunny Poetry Dump
Twas the night befor Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner, and momma went dry. Up to the window I sp rang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangey reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of the sled, A sock in his ear and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm spe aking, he was high as a kite, And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Woa Shithead, woa Asshole, woa Stupid, woa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts. Look
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Why There Are Rednecks
300 Reasons you might be a Redneck... 1. You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk. 2. You ever cut your grass and found a car. 3. You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't. 4. You think the stock market has a fence around it. 5. Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater. 6. Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years. 7. You own a homemade fur coat. 8. Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns. 9. You burn your yard rather than mow it. 10. Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath." 11. You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen. 12. The Salvation Army declines your mattress. 13. You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen. 14. Birds are attracted to your beard. 15. Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest. 16. You were shooting pool when any of your kids were born. 17. You have the local taxidermist's num
Sexy Thoughts...
I Dont Think Ive Done This One....
1. What is your best friend's grandma's name? beats the piss outta me....phyllis? 2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? *scratches head* i dont think i have mole...i have freckles...but i dont think i have a mole 3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had? Ms. Thannysaurus...yes, that was her name...5th grade...she totally had my back when everyone picked on me and even toldthe girls, "you jsut wait and see" thats right you stupid hookers...she was HOT too. 5. What body part do you wash first? left armpit 6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms? i hover period (rocketpack) 7. What's the strangest talent you have? i can talk and talk and talk...and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and somehow all these meaningless, deadend little stories all link up togther somehow....poeple get irritated with me 8. Do you have an innie or an outtie? innie 9. What's your favorite flavored pringle? no pringles 10. Have you ever been tied up?
Hello Ladies
I need frenz...ole biker whos computer illiterate and lookin for fender bunny. Someone to show me some ropes*wink*..Add me as your Friend,Fan, Family...Lookin forward too our future. And another thing to all you polititions, "Let Those Who Ride Decide!"
Leave Me A Fridge Message
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JUNE=PIMP Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Not easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and travelling. Systematic. Hot but has brains.
How To Have An Orgasm, Without Anyone Knowing
This is a story about some experience told by a hot lady . One of the first discoveries I made after moving to New York City was a unique little boutique on the East Side catering to the erotic needs of women. A Garden of Sexual delights, the shop was filled with literature on female sensuality, erotic art work, an unbelievable array of vibrators and sex toy "goodies" selected with the pleasure of the female body in mind. The atmosphere was warm and comfortable, not the self-consciousness felt at venturing into some porno bookstores. Here there was a calm acknowledgement that women do indeed want to explore their sexual drives and urging with all the accoutrements usually reserved for males. A showcase held several items with which I was happily familiar: phallic-shaped vibrators in different sizes, vibrating "eggs" and gold-plated ben-wa balls ornately offered on velvet cushions. What riveted my attention was a device I'd never seen before: a soft plastic cup slightly
I Wanna Touch You!
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Doggie Style
Doggie Style Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" asked the one. "Well, not exactly." his friend replied, "she's more into the trick dog aspect of it." "Oh, I see, kinky, huh?" "Well, not exactly - I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead."
Penis And Prick
What's the difference between a penis and a prick? A penis is fun, sexy and satisfying... A prick is the guy who owns it.
Top Ten Douchebag Car Owners
This is a little checklist, compiled to shed light on that little niche of humanity known as the "car scene". It's here to inform and provide humor based on common stereotypes and cliche's about "car guys" that are almost always embodied by the owners of the following vehicles. ..10 Maserati: This car is in the number 10 spot only because of their lack of prescence on the road. Typical of a mid-30s douchebag, these cars can be found with their either wealthy or stupidly indebted owners driving like complete morons in thick midday traffic. When they aren't trying to impress high school sophomores with their rad fake ferraris they can be found laying black marks into onramps and nearly taking out soccer moms when they fail to signal while playing NASCAR on the highway. ..9 Civic Si: While most civics are owned by sensible motorists just wanting cheap transport, a small group of teenage douchebags, empowered by the fantastic scenes of speed in The Fast and the Fictious have deci
Stole This Quiz From Kristi
1.What is more difficult for you, eye contact when you are telling someone how you feel, or eye contact when they are telling you something?: its actually difficult for both of them. you can tell so much from the eyes and if i look at someone and they are telling me how they feel im gonna cry. the same way if i have to tell them, i just one big cry baby! 2.Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. WHY were you angry?: really angry, i think that would of been when i went for child support and that dickhead said he wanted a paternity test....i hate him! 3.You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who would you call?: most likely my mom, only becuz all the kids would be someplace else and if i only had one call to make i wouldnt be able to tell them all goodbye. so i would have to tell her that i love them and that im sorry for everything i have ever done that they thou
12 Important Things!
1. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 2. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 3. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. 4. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 5. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 6. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 7. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 8. Maybe we are supposed to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. 9. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened. 10. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting
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These Are The Times
"These Are The Times" [Jazz:] God knows that you're a sexy thang It's taking everything in me Not to kiss you over under Feel your inside feel my thunder How the hell could I not want you [Sisqo:] Girl you don't have to be a thang I'll wait for you, You wait for me (baby) Cuz true love's insisting We don't have to rush at all (baby yeah) [Chorus:] These are the times we all wish for The moment when less means so much more We don't have to do a thing at all We can take our time and talk And this is the way things need to be No pressure from you and none from me Just let the mood set the moment off We can make love or not at all [Sisqo:] Been thinking bout you all the time Morning noon and supper time Tear you up in little pieces Swallow you like reeses pieces Come on girl you know I need it [Jazz:] (I know) It aint suppose to be a thing [Sisqo:] (I know) I'll wait for you, you wait for me [Jazz:] (And I know) Cuz true lov
Psalm 37:5 “Commit thy way unto the LORD; trust also in Him; and He shall bring it to pass.” Many say they have committed their lives to the Lord, but have they really? The psalmist challenges us to commit our way to the Lord. The word “commit” in this passage has the idea of rolling a burden over to the Lord. Minnie A. Steele wrote a hymn in 1908 that I have often sung entitled, “I Remember When My Burdens Rolled Away.” The first verse says, “I remember when my burdens rolled away; I had carried them for years, night and day. When I sought the blessed Lord, And I took Him at His word, Then at once all my burdens rolled away.” Well, she knew what she was talking about! Psalm 55:22 Cast your cares on the LORD and he will sustain you; he will never let the righteous fall. Roll over to the Lord your burdens. Surrender EVERYTHING to Him.
Which Disney Character R U?
You scored as Donald Duck. Your alter ego is Donald Duck! Try as you might, you have a nasty temper that is hard to control. But you try hard to please, and you arn't one to go down without a fight. Goofy63%Donald Duck63%Sleeping Beauty63%Cinderella56%The Beast50%Pinocchio38%Peter Pan31%Ariel31%Cruella De Ville25%Snow White13%Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?created with
I Just Can't Say Goodbye
I Just Can't Say Goodbye Sometimes I wish I were someone else, when in reality it's supposed to be this way. Sometimes I think about you and wish you were here with me as I go through all this stuff life deals. It's like a deck of cards being dealt to me. Sometimes I look to my King for answers to the questions in my head. You know you always hear how everyone is sorry about what happened and they don't know the words to say. All I know is that somehow hurts you more inside because its like you finally realize all that's really happening and they don't understand that I just want to be alone and remember you. When you went so did part of me and although I know I can't ever get that part of me back. It seems to make me think your not really gone your coming back for me soon. I don't really understand why things turned out like this. Some people suck it up and say it was just your time to go. They all ask me if I'm doing all right but, how would they feel if
No Pain No Gain !
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Ok so Im new to this cherry shit. My girl Fawn got me to join. But um..yea. Hi everyone ;]
Land Of Confusion !
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17 Signs You Falling In Love
I Just Have To Say It
I just have to say it! I'm sure you all have read the paper or seen the news where teachers are being arrested at an alarming rate for inappropriate behavior with their students. (Basically they're committing statutory rape.) Well guess what! The tables are turning! News out of Waco, Texas today says that a teacher is filing a sexual harassment complaint against a four year old student. (Yes. As in 1,2,3,…4.) Apparently the four year old rubbed his face between the breasts of the teacher while waiting for his bus. The four year old has been suspended. First of all, who in their right mind would press charges against a four year old for harassment?!?! I mean come on people. What in the hell is this world coming to? Why doesn't the teacher just put the child down and tell them that that type of behavior is unacceptable? This is what's wrong with our muffed up legal system to begin with. I think the teacher should be smacked around with a whiffle ball bat for being
Here It Is
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For The Innocent One
I'll Hold You in Heaven From the very beginning I loved you, As I made plans to hold you and rock you: You were tiny and helpless as you lay in my womb, But something went wrong and soon you were gone; My young heart was broken, my tears fell like rain, I'd never known such heartache and pain. I wonder who you look like, me or your dad, Do you have my smile and his eyes? Would you have been big and tall or tiny and small? We had dreams for you that reached to the skies. It was long, long ago and I still miss you so, Thanks to Jesus, I'll see you in heaven. I'll hold you in heaven someday, When my trials on earth pass away; The angels have rocked you, the Father watches over you, I know you're waiting for me; I never could hold you or tell you "Goodbye", But I'll hold you in heaven someday.
Pc Problems :/
Well, got new PC today. Working on setting it up, and somehow the heat sink isn't on properly, tho it'sconnected nice and tight... CPU temp is near 100C. Ow. Gonna see if I can do anything more with it in the morning, atm just glad I have a laptop for backup. *sigh*
ever have that feeling that nothing you do is right?
Dog Washing Instructions Wait for a hot Summer day. (Do not wash in Winter.) Outside, turn on grass sprinkler. When dog finishes playing with sprinkler, give dog big juicy bone to chew on until dog is done drying. The 12 Step Cat Washing Program First, thoroughly clean the toilet, remove the topmost lid covering the tank of water, and turn off the cold-water hose to the toilet. Next, warm up 4 gallons of water to bath temperature. Flush, and add half the water to the tank. Then, raise both lids, add the rest of the water directly to the toilet bowl, and add an ample amount of shampoo to the water. Find a ball of string and entice the cat into the bathroom. Close the bathroom door, and continue petting the cat. In one swift move, pick up the cat, and drop the cat into the toilet bowl, closing both lids. Jump on top of the toilet lid to prevent the cat from escaping. CAUTION: Avoid placing any of your body parts near the edge of the toilet to avoid flailing claws r
Torturing Santa
Torturing Santa Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket. Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants. While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly. Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit! Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa." Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home. Throw a surprise party for Santa when he comes down the chimney. Refuse to let him
Angel will go to jail for ... Wearing your pants at groin level with no underwear 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at
there is a astounding number of ridiculously hot women on this site... dont really got nothing else witty to say about this...cept if it doesnt stop im going to start to chaff;-)
God, I am so fucking bored. Ya'd think when you're bored maybe you should do something productive or there's like nothing to do. However, when I am the most bored is actually when I have a ton of things to get done. But, I don't wanna do ANYTHING that I have to do. So, yah...that's all I have to say about that.
Show Sum Luv For Booboo Rider!!!
Help my good friend out to get her Platinum Cherry!!! Give her LOTS of comments!!
So we went to our first mall yesterday... It BLEW MY MIND.... the clothes and the stores and the SHOES and purses oohhh I was in complete heaven! :) I bought a pink shirt and it was only 5 dollars!!!! Everything is soooo much cheaper down here! The mall was a mile long and it had a Skate park right in it!!! It was amazinggg :) So my trip is going pretty good so far! Chirs' mom is going to do my hair 2day! And I get to get my nails did hahaha Christmas eve is the Atlanta Football game! which is going to be amazing too. :) Anyways talk later 69th Angel xo
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am i the only one that hate when people try to front you off cuz they wrong on some shit... that shit makes me wanna bring up my inner nigganess and slap the shit outta someone IN FRONT of the person they just tried to front me off in front of... like i didnt use the word front enuff lol... seriously though...that shit annoys the fuck outta me...stop trying to get over on me and act like im stupid or something...cuz im not... i swear these wierd ass folks i work with gonna see a side of me they ent seen b4... that is all and yea i said inner nigganess...sue me
Laughing Wind In My Ear
Cold half moon hurls through autumn skies The maple trees wave their sad good-byes Leaden clouds roll quickly into the east The stars reach out their lights to me While an errant wind laughs in my ear "what do you want here little man?" "why do you suffer and struggle so?" "Who do you think you are fooling friend?" "when will you give up your hopes and dreams?" "where did you think your life would go?" I sit numb and frozen in the open window, pondering, wondering, alone in the night I growl a warning at it's smirking leer Enough! I draw my weary frame upright, shoulders square, my teeth are bared. "No longer can I be swayed by doubt " "I am a man on a mission" I shout "I know my heart, and know my mind" "I seek loves must priceless treasure, " "that I was forced to leave behind" The moon completes it's nightly circuit the clouds have been long swept away, on the heels of the passing autumn wind The stars eclipsed by the dawning light of the rosy Septem
What Sexual Activity Will You Go To Jail For Come Find Out
amy will go to jail for ... Making lewd ginger bread men and giving them to carolers at Christmas 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at
Lovers Who Wander
fuck yeah this song is so rad lovin it
What Kind Of Soul Are You?
You Are a Prophet Soul You are a gentle soul, with good intentions toward everyone. Selfless and kind, you have great faith in people. Sometimes this faith can lead to disappoinment in the long run. No matter what, you deal with everything in a calm and balanced way. You are a good interpreter, very sensitive, intuitive, caring, and gentle. Concerned about the world, you are good at predicting people's feelings. A seeker of wisdom, you are a life long learner looking for purpose and meaning. You are a great thinker and communicator, but not necessarily a doer. Souls you are most compatible with: Bright Star Soul and Dreaming Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?
What Kind Of Brain Are You
You Are 30% Left Brained, 70% Right Brained The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning. Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others. If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic. Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet. The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility. Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way. If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art. Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports. Are You Right or Left Brained?
70 Quirks About Me
70 QUIRKS ABOUT ME - 01. Initials: NIJAJ 02. Name someone with the same birthday as you: Jeff Goldblume 03. Last thing you ate: Ham Butty 04. For or against same sex marriage: what ever floats your boat. 05. I say Shotgun! You say?: BOLLOCKS 06. Last person you hugged?: Mum 07. Do you believe in God?: No 08. How many U.S states have you been to?: 2 09. How many of the U.S states have you lived in: none...yet 10. Ever lived outside of the US: Yes i live in England 11. Name something you like physically about yourself: i dunno 12. Something non-physical you like about yourself: dunno 13. Who is your best friend?: Michael 14. Why are you up?: its 4pm 15. Who made you angry today? Dad 16. Favorite type of Food?: pizza 17. Favorite holiday: Halloween 18. Do you download music: Yes 19. What illegal things have you done?: Broken the speed limit 20. Sing and Dance?: Yup 21. Would you date the person that posted this?: NO sry anna y
Well I guess I'm moving tomorrow. So I might not have internet for a little while. Had no idea people were moving this weekend so I'm completely unprepared.
Tap It!
Ok, I just gotta say it. This site is GREAT! so far everyone on here has been wonderful! I hope all of you have a merry Christmas, or whatever holiday you celebrate!
cant believe in two days i'll be 38. yes xmas eve ,what shall i be up too? well the same as allways in a pub with me mates having a few beers.anybody else fancy it
Remember When
________________________________________ Remember When... Remember when... Oh how those 2 little words can start a flood of memories that can trigger a multitude of emotions. Take last night. I was just yakking on the phone with my sister and suddenly, there we were, once more in the past. Not that I have a problem with the past or any thing like that, it just sort of snuck up on me. So i decided to make a list of my favorite "Remember When's.." ________________________________________ REMEMBER WHEN... sodas were 25 cents and candy bars a nickle? short skirts were what bad girls wore? TV had 3 channels, and there was still nothing on? smoking was cool? and health food not? muscle cars were the best looking on the road? a car cost less than a house? and a movie cost less than dinner? music wasn't portable? a kiss was just a kiss, not an invitation? necking was more cool than going all the way? kids had to use their imagination? if a kid had a gun, it was always plast
Its Just Lunch.
or a yuppie hiv pool. HAHA i love the smell of mortality @ 2 in the morning. (I may or maynot have cabin fever as of now.) xoxo, toyshoes the mangler.
This Is A Repost ... It Is Still Untitled
Resistance is futile when lost in the rush passions entwined rapture, breathless and hushed lost in the mixing of your sent with mine your sweet deep kisses are euphoria divine electric intensity at the feel of your touch never has my passion been this much I desire more my thirst yet unquenched I drink in your beauty my lust is drenched in the juices of love shared by the fire two become one in the dance of desire moving to the beat of our quickening pace pressing together as sharing the same space low moans become louder as breathing is intense ecstasy's shudder racks you with waves and suspense as to the coming orgasm you rush to the goal I feel you convulse around my hardness as you loose control I can't wait any more I keep driving hard and fast I need the release I don't know how much longer I can last I feel it coming and it is beyond belief it pounds me with pleasure it brings me relief it just keeps going and going, you feel it I know I can tell by the way
Night Before Christmas
THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there; The children were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads; And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap, Had just settled down for a long winter's nap, When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below, When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer, With a little old driver, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick. More rapid than eagles his coursers they c
The Last Alarm
THE LAST ALARM My father was fireman. He drove a big red truck and when he`d go to work each day he`d say, "Mother wish me luck." Then Dad would not come home again `till sometime the next day. But the thing that bothered me the most was the thing`s some folks would say, "A fireman`s life is easy, he eats and sleeps and plays, and sometimes he wont fight a fire for days and days." When I first heard these words I was young to understand but I knew when people had trouble Dad was there to lend a hand. then my father went to work one day and kissed us all goodbye but little did we realizes that night we all would cry. My father lost his life that night when the floor gave way below and I`d wondered why he`d risk his life for someone he did not know. But not I truly realize the greatest gift a man can give is to lay his life upon the line so that someone else might live. So as we go from day to day and we pray to God above say a prayer for your local fireman. He may save the one`s you lo
"Art is an adventure into an unknown world, which can be explored only by those willing to take risks."~Mark Rothko
Memories Of Steve
________________________________________ Memories of Steve This page is dedicated to the memory of Steve Naylor. He died in the spring of 1989, and his memory lives on! ________________________________________ Steve was a part of my family from the day he was born. His aprents and mine had been friends even bfore I was born. I remember growing up with the parents playing cards on Friday nights and all of us kids being put in another room to play. He was 3 years younger than me, and he was great fun. In high school, we attended rival schools. We were both in ROTC and had a lot of fun competing against each other. By the time he was in high school, he was standing well over 6-1/2 feet tall. He had the bluest eyes and the blondest hair. A flirt from the word go, and an athlete to boot. But back then, we were the best of friends and nothing else. But that all changed in the spring and summer of 1987. My oldest daughter was born in March of that year, and our families tried to have
Stash, I finally added some stuff into the stash here....and let me tell you - it's been a terrible experience...not becase of anything on the site, but I actually added some of my old poems in there and while searching and searching for my favorite poem that I have ever written...I can't find it anywhere!! I'm not saying it's like a great poem or anything - that you all would love to read it, but it's my favorite...and it's gone, gone, gone....I'm so damn sad...
Merry Christmas
I would like to wish everyone a very merry christmas.
Merry Christmas Solider.......
Merry Christmas!!
ROCK ON!!!! It's finally sunny & warm again in So. Cal. It's like the greatest Christmas present EVER! i'm psyched!! YAY.
Poem #4 (usa Heroes)
USA Heroes The heroes in this country of the USA could be our mothers our fathers or our children. The one I respect most is the soldiers; they are fighting for our freedom and they are putting their lives on the line. I respect them, I salute them and give them a high five. Nicole Marie Cordick Copyright ©2006 Nicole Marie Cordick
Bitching Letter
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Merry Christmas Everyone
Merry Christmas Everyone by Blue Wolf (aka)Paul 06 My Christmas greetings I convey For it's that time of the year As I reach out around the world With a heart warming cheer Wishing you joy and happiness Upon a brightly shining star I bestow a thank you message To my friends near and far As you all mean so much to me It matters not how far apart As love flies on wings of a dove In my special heart to heart Reminiscing back over the year Blessings I count one by one To each friend across the miles Merry Christmas to everyone
Game Of Roulette Anyone?
The ambassador of a small African nation chanced to visit Russia, and was entertained by his opposite number, the Russian ambassador. For three days, the African ambassador was wined, dined, and generally treated to the best hospitality that Russia had to offer. On the final day of his visit, the Russian ambassador said, "As your stay is coming to an end, it is time for you to play our traditional game, Russian roulette. One of the six chambers of this gun is loaded. You spin the cylinder, point the gun at your head, and pull the trigger." This phased the African slightly, but he was a proud man of a warrior people, and to show fear would be unthinkable. Both men took their guns, spun the cylinders, and then pulled the triggers. Both chambers were empty, and both ambassadors breathed a sigh of relief. The African ambassador was very impressed with the courageous game, and thought hard about the subject before the Russian Ambassador was due to visit his country the next year.
Plus Side Of Senility!
The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs!! :D
Hi, It Is Me George Bush Doing My Annual Christmas Dance With Osama Bin Laden
Hi, it is me George Bush doing my annual Christmas Dance with Osama Bin Laden If you had too much egg nog you might be seeing this too.
Movie Reviews
Oh my God! I just watched this movie & it is absolutely incredible. I've been a Josh Hartnett fan for awhile, but this sold me all over again - he's redeemed himself from some of his shitty Black Hawk Down....Lucky Number Slevin is absolutely astounding. Not to mention...all the wallpaper throughout the flick rocks my socks. Oh...and, I went to see The Good Shepherd & don't think I could be more diappointed in a Matt Damon film ever. It was a miserable waste of three hours on Christmas Eve....
We Got It!!!!!
We got the house that we put in a bid for! We will be moving at the end of Jan. It's a 3 bdrm, 2 full bath, finished basement w/ kitchenette, 2 car attached heated garage w/ breezeway, 6 ft. fenced in yard w/ a 3 year old above ground pool, deck, sandbox, kids playset, treehouse, garden, and tool shed. It also sits on a 1/2 acre of land.
Just To Win A Bet
I know that ALL women don’t feel this way, but I do KNOW that we do feel this way Some of the times. So to those who don’t feel this way today remember yesterday… Why are MY insecurities, giving OUR relationship inequities. Why do we think the same, yet my heart still wont play the game. When can I learn the “playas tricks”, you know “don’t get giddy over new dick. When can a sista ask a question, and when its not the answer in their head not think DECEPTION. Where can a sista get love and joy, without carrying more weight on losing the boy. Where is there moderation in the middle of my hurricane extremes… Oh you know I say a bunch of shit, and you say I know what you mean. What is it that makes me mad at your mistakes, but if I fuck up you know “I can give as well as I can take…(oooh a nigga will leave yo ass on that one TRUST ME) Let me come out of my mind and speak from the heart… A lot of the times i
Life In General...
Well, I never would have guessed that this holiday season would have been spent on my own... I mean, I had my family and stuff, but it's not really the same. It was my 15 1/2 month old son, Brayden's 2nd Christmas, and the first Christmas that we had to spend without our *family* being together... He got bombarded with gifts from his dad's side. Prolly trying to make it up for not being in his life other than maybe once a month or on holidays... go fucking figure... I dunnoe... it was hard... but we made it... Brayden never would've known the difference I guess... it's just hard to deal with this time of year... maybe next holiday season will be different... I'll keep ya'll posted
Bleh. feel like shit :( need a hug :(
What Does Your True Loves Name Begin With Do This Quiz And Find Out
Your true love's name begins with the letter A-G!!!!!! Examples:Aaron...Brett...Cody...Dillion...Eric...Franky...Gary Take this quiz at
Shaun Of The Dead Test
My score on The Shaun of the Dead Test:You scored 35 zombieness! Nice funking job.Link: The Shaun of the Dead Test (OkCupid Free Online Dating)
I want a muffin. With some sort of berries in it. Yes, you'll do just fine. muahahahaha!
Not a cloud in the sky, A tear in my eye, No time wasted, Every kiss tasted, Better then the last. Then there was a Big rain cloud, One I couldn't see The stars through. You were falling away From me, faster then I Even knew. A long year of nothing But rain and storms Surrounding my Heart A clouded form A distant something Of what use to be your face But now you mean Nothing. And forever that Will stay Because as of now I will loathe you..... Until my dying day.
REDNECK - LAMB OF GOD So goddamn easy to write this, You make it spill off the page. So drunk on yourself, self-righteous, A laughing stock of your own fucking sage. But I ain't one of those names, Or throw stones in a house of glass. You try me. This is a motherfucking invitation The only one you could ever need. This is a motherfucking invitation. You try me. Just one time you got a reason, Heard you had nothing to lose. A pied preacher for the pin-eyed congregation, It must be easy to lose. But I ain't one of those names, Or throw stones in a house of glass. You try me. This is a motherfucking invitation The only one you could ever need. This is a motherfucking invitation. You try me. You can tell the same lie a thousand times, But it never gets anymore true, So close your eyes once more and once more believe That they all still believe in you. This is a motherfucking invitation The only one you could ever need. This is a motherfucking invi
What Does She Devil Mean?
SHE DEVILSStrangeHHonestEExoticDDirtyEEntertainingVVigorousIInnocentLLovingBy Dressupmyspace.Com
Love... love is one of those tricky words that seem to be used more often than needed. The American Heritage dictionary defines love as: A deep, tender, ineffable feeling of affection and solicitude toward a person, such as that arising from kinship, recognition of attractive qualities, or a sense of underlying oneness. A feeling of intense desire and attraction toward a person with whom one is disposed to make a pair; the emotion of sex and romance. So having that said now we get to the tricky part. When do you know that you love someone? Cant you have those same feelings, but not love them? Is that really how one defines love? The topic that I want to talk about is the loseness of the term "love". I have conversations with complete strangers and they continuely call me "love" or "hun" or say that im great and that they love me. (extreme yes, but its happened) And I have come to the fact that all they want is to get into my pants. and it clicked...the fastest way to get int
I May Loose Friends For This..
The best answer to the joke blog is....... "One day this lesbian was going down on the other. She takes a couple licks and finds a piece of corn then a pea, looks up and says, "Hey lady, are you sick"?
Hey All
I've never really done one of these before so let me know if this sucks big floppy donkey dick. Anyhow My wife and I have been on here since march of 2006 I quickly learned that i am missing something to climb the ratings fast(boobs) or to be more specific pics of them. Its not that i dont mind looking at all the boobs and other interesting shit on here. its just harder for guys to climb thru the ranks on this site. There is no way i am the only one to notice that is there? Besides that I've been in the marines for 9 years now and when i'm bored at work (which is alot) I am usally on here. So If you wanna drop by say hi i'm always around at least once during the day. Peace to all the cherries
The Gypsy
The compelling violin lures With an irresistible yearn Dance, dance, please dance for me I can no longer adjourn! Ethereal notes float from its strings Caressing like a lover's hand Sensual music, Angel's touch Leading the way to wonderland Embracing with utter delight Craving, beckoning me Tempting my lonely heart Dance, dance on my melody! Faster, faster the music escapes Without compassion to body or soul Seducer of lonely hearts Until dancing is my only goal Faces gyrate while I dance on passion Flashes of fire in the corner of my eyes The violin plays like never before Until I become one and loneliness dies With a final cry and a final touch The violin stops, the music ends Leaving behind an emptiness We'll meet again, my violin friend
Jesus Take The Wheel ~ Carrie Underwood
She was driving last Friday on her way to Cincinnati On a snow white Christmas Eve Going home to see her Mama and her Daddy with the baby in the backseat Fifty miles to go and she was running low on faith and gasoline It'd been a long hard year She had a lot on her mind and she didn't pay attention She was going way to fast Before she knew it she was spinning on a thin black sheet of glass She saw both their lives flash before her eyes She didn't even have time to cry She was sooo scared She threw her hands up in the air Jesus take the wheel Take it from my hands Cause I can't do this all on my own I'm letting go So give me one more chance To save me from this road I'm on Jesus take the wheel It was still getting colder when she made it to the shoulder And the car came to a stop She cried when she saw that baby in the backseat sleeping like a rock And for the first time in a long time She bowed her head to pray She said I'm sorry for the way I've been livin
Over The Hills And Far Away ~ Nightwish
They came for him one winter's night. Arrested, he was bound. They said there'd been a robbery, his pistol had been found. They marched him to the station house, he waited for the dawn. And as they led him to the dock, he knew that he'd been wronged. "You stand accused of robbery," he heard the bailiff say. He knew without an alibi, tomorrow's light would mourn his freedom. Over the hills and far away, for ten long years he'll count the days. Over the mountains and the seas, a prisoner's life for him there'll be. He knew that it would cost him dear, but yet he dare not say. Where he had been that fateful night, a secret it must stay. He had to fight back tears of rage. His heart beat like a drum. For with the wife of his best friend, he spent his final night of freedom. Over the hills and far away, he swears he will return one day. Far from the mountains and the seas, back in her arms he swears he'll be. Over the hills and far away. Over the hills
This Worm Wishes You A Happy New Year
This worm wishes you a Happy New Year By Marguerite Reardon Story last modified Fri Dec 29 09:22:58 PST 2006 An e-mail worm disguised as a New Year's greeting is making the rounds on the Internet. Worm-laden messages are titled "Happy New Year" and contain an attachment called either postcard.exe or, according to experts at VeriSign's iDefense Labs, which provides information on security flaws and exploits. If the attachment is opened, malicious software is downloaded from the Internet and can infect computers running Windows operating systems. Once a computer is infected, it looks for open mail proxies and begins spamming mail to infect other computers. The worm is already moving quickly across the Internet, at a rate of five e-mails per second on at least one large network, according to the iDefense Labs Web site. Security experts say that although the virus looks similar
Wish For 2007
After serious & cautious consideration.....your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2007! My Wish for You in 2007 May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts. May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet of $200 bills. May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips! May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires and may happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy. May the problems you had forget your home address! In simple words ............ May 2007 be the best year of your life!!!
This is for the Mistress of Wolves.... She prowled restlessly in her cage, anxious for her master to return. She lowered her head and lapped from her water dish, the gentle splashing of the cool liquid against her tongue easing her tensions somewhat. She jerked her head up slightly, tilting it to one side inquisitively as she heard the sound of the key in the front door. The tiny bell that hung from her collar jingled from the sudden movement. As it opened, she heard Michael’s voice calling from the hallway, and she began to meow urgently, letting her owner know she desired his attention. He strode into the room and knelt before the cage, sliding his fingers between the bars. He began to scratch her behind the ears. She pushed up against his fingers, butting his hand with her head to maximize the sensation of his touch. “How’s my kitten today? Did she miss me?” Her tongue slipped from between her lips and she quickly and delicately licked his fingers. She lifted h
So Im not going, was this (---) frikkin close to blackmailing, I mean getting, tickets. Fuckfuckfuck......anywho, I decided to just have a 'dont wanna go anyway' party at my house. Like any of you are close but Im just sayin. There will be, of course, plenty o' rum here....might be drunk bloggin later. That could be fun or at least give most of you more reasons to think I am retarded.
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Sam Kinison Rodney Dangerfield...back To School..please Watch Its Soo Funny
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Backyard Wrestling
The Ghost
The night is dense, but dreams are through. No heavy weakness locks the mind. My sleep has gone; there's only you And my illusions from behind. Your breath is fading mine away And I am helpless to defeat The funerals of this "today" When I am bleeding at your feet. I want to touch you, (Oh, I do!) But there is wind I grasp again. I need to dig my nails in you... It's so unfair: you're not a man. I feel your hands caressing me Along my shoulders to my wrists. If I could look at you and see! I burst in tears. You don't exist.
To Be At Peace
the things we do to be at peace are finally unreal to me. i say this because me included have gone to great deals to make myself at peace but with failuared attempts. i went to see and old flame which if youve been reading blogs lately then you will know all the detaisl that lead up to this blog. i drove to the hotel where he was staying and sat across the street staring at his hotel wondering if this is what i need to be doing and why was i acutally doing it in the first place. after sitting there i went to see him up the elevator and down the hall and finally at his room. i didnt know what i was in for and i didnt know what to expect at all but as i stood there i knew i had to either knock on the door or go back home. but i came all this way and standing in front of the door for me to turn around and go back home so i did it... i knocked and stood waiting for what was to come befor me. he opened the door and just stood there and finally i was let in. i stood most the time talking to
Brand New Year
A brand new year is here, another year filled with expectations, resolutions, fears and forecasts. A year that will disapoint many, surprise some and make a few really happy. My sincerest wish is that everyone will be happy, and share a moment of joy, peace and understanding. That is my New Year's wish. Happy New Year | View Show | Create Your Own
Will You Have Sex Today
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happy new year my friends and im back from my dads. who r my new friends? xbox36O i got and nothing eals
So, 2006 has ended. In all honesty, I couldnt be happier! I have many resolutions for the new year and I am going to give it all i've got to make them happen! In 2006, I made a few new frinds, gotten rid of a few i THOUGHT were friends and had my heart broken. I hope to make a few more REAL friends this year and we are working on the broken heart! It is mending, but slowly. I will be starting school in a week and I couldnt be any more excited about it! It has been a long time coming and I cant wait to get started!! Well, I should go for now but I wish everyone a very Happy 2007!!!! Hope you all get what you want and deserve in this new year!!! Take care and I hope to talk to you all soon!
What Women Like
This is a pretty involved topic. There are so many different women out there looking for so many different things. Please don’t take this article as gospel and think it applies to every woman. Nevertheless, I will generalize for the most part on some of the givens when it comes to what a woman looks for in a man. The first important thing to note is this: for 90 percent of women, the attributes of a man are far more important then the looks or the body of a man. Sure, there are some shallow ones out there that care only about money, looks, or body. For the vast majority of women though, it is what the man has to offer as a person. How many average guys have you seen with an incredibly hot girl? It doesn’t surprise me, as I know what is important to most women. Now don’t get me wrong. Don’t let yourself go til the point that you look like a sack of ass. Physical attraction is still very important, especially for the beginning attraction and connection. But if Looks were in a cage
The best thing for me in 2006 was the birth of my first grandchild. Dakari was born on Feb 11. Three weeks early, but ready to meet his family. This Christmas was one of the busiest ones I have had in a very long time. Buying and wrapping presents once again for a lil one brought lots of fun, laughter, joy and love back to the season for me. To see his face the first time he seen the lites of the christmas tree. Of course he really didn't understand the whole unwrapping thing, once all the gifts were unwrapped his favorite of all seems to be the fisherprice animal train. He loves watching it roll on. Have a wonderful 2007, make memories that will live on forever. God Bless
Which Sex Symbol Are U
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Part 12
Jared comes over to say hello. I've spoken with him at business gatherings and have always found him to be nice. He's almost the exact opposite of Mike. He has always been polite and humble, usually fun. "Hey how are you doing?" His up beat pitch is relieving. "Good," I try to match his composure. "I didn't know if you'd come? Where's Shannon?" "She is in the house getting ready." "I've never been to anything like this. What exactly happens at these parties?" His question is in earnest. "I am not exactly sure. This is the first one I've heard of. I didn't even see the invitation." I try to draw out of him what he expected. "This all I received." He holds up an ivory embroidered card. It read COOK OUT, time, place and special guest: Shannon Robertson, RSVP. "I wasn't even going to come but I figured Shannon was doing something and needed the support," he genuinely replies. "Oh, you know Mike. He's just having fun with her;" I try to pass off.
Part 15
“I thought he deserved it. Beside you liked it.” Her nose wrinkles as she teases me. “They’re keeping to the whole dinner concept. I figure after they mark you off, they’ll take you back into the house and serve some roast beef or something. Everyone will enjoy pretending to eat you and all the other food you actually contributed to.” My explanation made since to me. “That would be wonderful. I can’t wait to return to work. I’ll be the talk of the office” she giggles. “After you go in I would imagine that’s when they’ll try to bonk you." “Yah, try to.” (Hum I sense sarcasm in her voice) "Why don't you think they at least try?" At this point I'm dumb founded with her change in tone. "No, I'm sure they'll try." Her admission sent me with chills again. Something told me to just keep playing dumb. "Why are you sure all of a sudden? Did someone say something?" “Look at me I’m out here, with everyone, stark node. Right now I'm controlling the game," She l
Part 17
"Who has 39,” she yells. Mike informs her there isn’t a 39 to start with 1. “Who has 2?” She announces. Mike smiles and holds up his hand. Shannon walks over to him and stands there while he circles her looking up and down. “Well, I’m not shy. I know exactly the part I want.” He leads her over to the gazebo’s picnic table and holds her hand as she steps up. Standing on top of the table in front of the crowd pieces marked off for consumption she starts dripping. She knows something big is about to happen and unbeknownst to me she is willing. She sat down on the table Mike encourages her to lie down. Placing the stencil in different direction trying to get the most, he finally outlines an area. “Why don’t everyone that’s left, line up in order and mark your spot?” His request is fervent. Everyone did just that. They turn her and look in every possible delicious cranny. Shannon’s breathing starts increasing as each person passes. One-person closer each time,
Black Label Society-counterfeit God
Can't you see I feel your pain? I've got Jesus running through my veins In this hopeless life that's turned on you Give yourself to me, I'll help you through I feed off your unanswered fear When visions of life's end appear Hand over your will and then you'll see Now get on your knees and worship me [CHORUS] Worship me On your knees Worship me In this world when at it's best Of never ending hate and death Abandon all and trust in me Escaping from reality My world it has no space or time The crippled walk and the sick feel fine Hand over your will and then you'll see Now get on your knees and worship me [Chorus] Beyond this wall of life unknown I'll lead you where you need to go Void of worry, stress and pain Left with nothing but your name We've washed your brain and cleansed your soul Till' nothing's all you need to know Hand over your will and then you'll see Now get on your knees and worship me -------------------- Black Label Society Music Vide
Chapter I
Dream away... Dream away... As I fall into this world, only seen by my minds eye. Everything becomes quiet, the darkness, like a blanket, falls over me. Eyes likes stars sparkle in the head of the woman I love. Along side this woman of pure beauty, sits a black rose, full of mystery and dark as the night sky. As mysterious as they are, I can't help but to love them. But all good things come to an end. And as the water begins to rise, and fade things out. It's been a while since I've felt anything. A reoccurring nightmare... Awakening in a cold sweat, back in this hell again. Living through a day of nothing. I've fallen back into what I was. Torn in two by love for one and wanting of another. I really need to decide before I hurt someone, or myself. If you truly love someone, you should be able to let them go when the time comes. And to start anew, so strange, so New. Things will be different this time around, I can feel it, but then again that could be just gas (*th
My Immortal
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Ok So i'm a big big erotica fan... So I thought i would start posting some of my favorite stories here in my blog :) Enjoy :*
Sex Personality
Daring, confident, animalistic You like to have a lot of sex and try a lot of things. You are very kinky and have a lot of confidence in yourself. You like to explore all aspects of sexuality because it is something that interests you a lot. Take this quiz at
What's Up Cherry
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM88%Sex God80%A Romantic60%Virgin40%How are you in bedcreated with
Good Morning
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As A New Year Starts
As 2007 quietly enters the picture ..... My son, now a "young adult", has been hit with that puberty train. I find myself often considering a military school where someone much taller than I can look at least convincing when they say "Keep it up and I'll kick your ass". LOL My son has now exceeded me in height, and its very hard to be tough when I barely make eye contact. My nieces and nephews have all made me "age" lol and not gracefully as they are now all, but one, of legal age to drink. Its even gotten harder to say "I changed your damm diapers!!" over a budweiser! lol... Ahh, and now we approach the life and times of the internet. A blessing to pass the time for many. It has also proved over the years to be a curse.. many bringing their soap opera lives to a viewing audiance of millions without the expense of sets, payroll or actors, and sweeps weeks. I have met many great and wonderful friends on here.. some I have had for almost 10 years, others are just "ships t
Lady Marmalade...lil Kim, Pink, Christina Aguilera
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What Does Your Middle Name Mean!!!!
Write in your middle name and next to each letter write what it means according to the alphabet!!!! L : Unbelievably great in bed. E : loves to be kissed. A : you like to drink. T : You're loyal to those you love. R : Fuckin crazy. I : Great in bed. C : You are really silly. E : loves to be kissed. A : you like to drink. B : You like people. C : You are really silly. D : one in a million. E : loves to be kissed. F : You are dead sexy. G : You never let people tell you what to do. H : You have a very good personality,looks and a very good kisser I : Great in bed. J : People Adore you K : You're wild and crazy. L : Unbelievably great in bed. M : best kisser ever. N: You like to drink. O: awesome kisser. P : You are popular with all types of people. Q : You are a hypocrite. R : Fuckin crazy. S : Easy to fall in love with. T : You're loyal to those you love. U : You really like to chill. V : You are not judgemental. W : You are very broad minded. X : Y
Sinann's Eye
June 24, 2004 With the lazy ways of water You are flowing gently by And with the rage of a flood You're inclined to change your mind Mecurial at the best of times Always under Sinann's eye. With a drizzle of sweet tears I swell your foolish pride Then an emotional tempest Makes you split your sides Descructive as a hurricane Always under Sinann's eye. Boiling into atmosphere Then settling in milky sky Force my head into the sidewalk And trickle back to apologize Confusing as the night is deep Always under Sinann's eye.
More On Cancer...
Cancer, the fourth Sign of the Zodiac, is all about home. Those born under this Sign are 'roots' kinds of people and take great pleasure in the comforts of home and family. Cancers are maternal, domestic and love to nurture others. More than likely, their family will be large, too -- the more, the merrier! Cancers will certainly be merry if their home life is serene and harmonious. Traditions are upheld with great zest in a Cancer's household, since these folks prize family history and love communal activities. They also tend to be patriotic, waving the flag whenever possible. A Cancer's good memory is the basis for stories told around the dinner table, and don't be surprised if these folks get emotional about things to boot. Those born under this Sign wear their heart on their sleeve, which is just fine by them. The mascot of Cancerians is the Crab, and much like this shelled little critter, Cancerians are quick to retreat into their shells if it suits their mood. No wonder these
They May Be Giants
Mark 11:23 “For verily I say unto you, that whosoever shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; and shall not doubt in his heart, but shall believe that those things which he saith shall come to pass; he shall have whatsoever he saith.” Did you ever play king of the mountain as a child? When you were on high ground, you could shove the others down, even though they were entrenched and determined to overtake you. In Joshua 14, we read that Caleb faced a city of giants, and yet because he had wholly followed the Lord, he had the strength of the Lord and said, “give me this mountain”. All of us face giants every day giants of doubt, fear, discouragement, financial ruin, sickness, broken relationships. Do you think that the giants that were in the Promised Land took God by surprise? God knew they were there all the time and they were part of His purpose to strengthen their faith. It’s time you got a bulldog grip on the
~~ Sexy Lady Update~~
~~ Sexy Lady On CT Contest will start tonite at 10:00 p.m. til 1/8 at 10:00 p.m. These are the ladys i got for the contest so far..... Still got openings in the contest just send me a link in my messages to add you to my contest. Thanks ~ Maria ~

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