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Joke Of The Day
While "flying" down the road yesterday (15 mph over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge, only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what ? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot ass hole?" he asked. "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..." Traffic Ticket: $95.00 Court Costs: $45.00 The Look
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. -Erica Jong The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools. -Doug Larson Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret. -Laurence J. Peter Nobody talks so constantly about God as those who insist that there is no God. -Heywood Broun The absence of flaw in beauty is itself a flaw. -Havelock Ellis Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire Things do not change; we change. -Henry David Thoreau A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog. -Jack London Stupid is forever, ignorance can be fixed. -Don Wood If I have lost confidence in myself, I have the universe against me. -Ralph Waldo Emerson To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong. -Joseph Chilton Pearce When you think of the long and
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. "Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin." ~anonymous~
do you beleive in fate?
New Postal Law Lets Bush Peek Through Your Mail
W pushes envelope on U.S. spying New postal law lets Bush peek through your mail BY JAMES GORDON MEEK DAILY NEWS WASHINGTON BUREAU President Bush added a "signing statement" in recently passed postal reform bill that may give him new powers to pry into your mail - without a warrant. WASHINGTON - President Bush has quietly claimed sweeping new powers to open Americans' mail without a judge's warrant, the Daily News has learned. The President asserted his new authority when he signed a postal reform bill into law on Dec. 20. Bush then issued a "signing statement" that declared his right to open people's mail under emergency conditions. That claim is contrary to existing law and contradicted the bill he had just signed, say experts who have reviewed it. Bush's move came during the winter congressional recess and a year after his secret domestic electronic eavesdropping program was first revealed. It caught Capitol Hill by surprise. "Despite the Presid
New Kid
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~~ Baby Contest On Ct Starts Tommorrow At 12 P.m.. Noon~~
~~ Okay since my man's contest is not going to happen i want to do " The Most Cutiest Baby On CT". So to everyone that has a Baby pic to enter just send the link to my inbox and i'll put the baby in the contest. Contest starts on 1/5 thur 1/12 at 12 p.m. noon Good Luck to all! ~ Maria ~ Please
I deleted like 4 albums on accident please help me!!!!!! I need lots n lots of love!!!!!
Largest Cash Crop?
mary jane. Myspace might as well be a dealer too with all these fucking ads on it. how much fucking money does a faceless corporation need? fucking fox. fucking big brother. when i was a kid i had these fox sunglasses(literally a fox eyes and tail on a pair of sunglasses) and id tell my mom "Next on fox its ME! the Jesse Richardson show!" and put the glasses on when i said it. we were walking down Cermak @ Clinton ave and it was sunny. Bright hazed out like all childhood memories worth remembering. at least one time big brother made us smile. the children say too many things too poignant and too early to be right.
My Sister's Daughter In Law
DJ@ CherryTAP
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I'm not in a very happy mood right now. Dunno why, I just feel shitty. :P maybe it's the snow, or maybe it's lonliness. i dunno
This is a song I wrote...I don't really like it that much but the person I wrote it for seems to.. Our little conversation have turned into sweet sensations And are only getting sweeter every time Our friendly get together has turned into vision of forever If I just believe this foolish heart of mine I can't pretend that I'm just a friend 'Cause I'm thinking maybe we're meant to be [Chorus] I think I am fallin Fallin in love with you And I don't Don't know what to do I'm afraid you'll turn away But I'll say it anyway I think I'm fallin Fallen in love with you When ever we're together I'm wishin good byes would turn to never 'Cause with you is where I always wanna be When ever right beside you All I want to do is hold you No one else has made me feel this way Oh baby just stay Please don't walk away you might miss something great
Throw Out The Bad
At the beginning of each year I like to make a list of all the things I want to get rid of from the year before—things that can pull me down mentally and spiritually. I’m talking about mistakes, failures, disappointments, frustrations, and hurts. I try to do what Hebrews 12:1 says to do: Lay aside every weight, and the sin which doth so easily beset us, and let us run with patience the race that is set before us. Here’s one way I get rid of my spiritual weights. I write each of them down on a separate slip of paper. Then I read them off one at a time, wad them up, and throw them into a wastebasket. By doing this I get my mind and spirit cleaned out and start the new year with nothing hindering me from running the spiritual race before me. I’m not going to let the hurts or wounds of my past ruin my future—neither the hurts I’ve experienced nor the ones I may have caused. With God as my Source and strength, I’m going to be sure I’ve done my part to right the wrongs and leave them i
Portrait Of A Friend
"Portrait of a Friend" I can't give solutions to all of life's problems, doubts, Or fears. But I can listen to you, and together we will Search for answers. I can't change your past with all it's heartache and pain, Nor the future with its untold stories. But I can be there now when you need me to care. I can't keep your feet from stumbling. I can only offer my hand that you may grasp it and not fall. Your joys, triumphs, successes, and happiness are not mine; Yet I can share in your laughter. Your decisions in life are not mine to make, nor to judge; I can only support you, encourage you, And help you when you ask. I can't prevent you from falling away from friendship, From your values, from me. I can only pray for you, talk to you and wait for you. I can't give you boundaries which I have determined for you, But I can give you the room to change, room to grow, Room to be yourself. I can't keep your heart from breaking and hurtin
Hiya Peeps!
Hello everyone! Just want to say thank you for stopping by and all the beautiful cheeries being left. I will try to repsond and react more once I get more familiar with where everything is... Sorry I have been so pacified with myspace .. and thanks to badboy I am now a cherry girl! Bare with me though.. This will be fun! XOXOXOX April
Hey all my gorgeous CT friends! Could you go help my girl Lucy out in the sexiest cherry contest? You have to add sunshyne video as a friend to see her pic because its nsfw. I would really appriciate it! Hugs and licks, Joeylynne Here is the link...Sunshyne Video Productions - Fan Me & Be Friends for Goodies@ CherryTAP She is pretty hot,you wont be disappointed! Then maybe you could stop by her profile to comment and rate her! here is her link...lucy@ CherryTAP
The Difference Between Guts And Balls
The difference between guts and balls: Guts - This is when a guy comes home late, after a long night out with his friends, stinking drunk, walks in to find his wife with broom in hand and asks her, "Are you just finishing up cleaning or are you getting ready to fly off somewhere?" Balls - This is when a guy comes home, after a long night out with his friends, stinking drunk, wreaking of beer and perfume, with lipstick on his collar, walks in to find his wife standing there, slaps her on the ass and says, "You're next!"
Check Out My New Photos!
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I Hope This Comes True ! Lmao
In 2007, you will... Have chocolate licked off your body 'What is your sexual new years prediction?' at
I Thought
I thought love was just a mirage of the mind, it's an illusion, it's fake, impossible to find. But the day I met you, I began to see, that love is real, and exists in me.
Life's Sweet Mystery
The Magic Of Love Love is like magic And it always will be. For love still remains Life's sweet mystery!! Love works in ways That are wondrous and strange And there's nothing in life That love cannot change!! Love can transform The most commonplace Into beauty and splendor And sweetness and grace. Love is unselfish, Understanding and kind, For it sees with its heart And not with its mind!! Love is the answer That everyone seeks... Love is the language, That every heart speaks. Love can't be bought, It is priceless and free, Love, like pure magic, Is life's sweet mystery!!
The Negative Side
When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out.
Stll Learning How To Do This
I am still learn how to do the blog. This a cool site to be on. You all have fun. I write some more later on this morth.
Big Thank You Tonight :d
A couple of people rating-bombed me tonight, and I was very much surprised. A big high-five to Jen, Jersey Girl, TiggerKisses, Cookie, Layla, DirtyLittleSecret(tm), and *Shannon* for all the lovin' shown today! I tried to spread some of my lucrative 11's around to y'all but I owe you all more :) If you need some bombs soon.. LET ME KNOW!! I always return the favor!! Also, please drop by Bella's page and give her some loving :)
It's Going On The Second Day.
As I sit here in my room, I am thinking of all the awesome memories I have of my uncle. Knowing full well he will be in Gods hands now and no more pain and suffering. The hardest thing for me to do is go into the I.C.U. and see him hooked up to all these machines that etheir helps him breath, suck blood out of his lungs, basically wires hanging here and there. The doctors that he has name Dr. Mariani is a bitch. Who is she to say if we want him to countinue to life support? It was a family decision to do it and it seemed like she didn't respect that. The tone and facial expressions when she said "SO YOU WANT TO PULL THE PLUG? YOU WANT HIM DIE?" Luckily the nurse said "Don't listen to her and just do what you feel he would want you folks to do.". To me, that was more comforting to hear then what the doctor Mariani said to us in the room. I understand that sometimes if a person has a chance to survive then the person has all the support. Even in these situations, we have to learn to let
What Is Your Sexual Hidden Talent?
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at
My Version Of The Meaning Of Life
Some people see life differently than others. Some see it as a menance that should be ended, some see life as something great that should be shared. Some people are cold, others are fun and light-hearted, but there is no one the same. There may be strong similarities between two individuals, but there are no EXACT copies. I see life a lot differently than most people. I try to break down everyday like a scientist breaks down a proceduare to find out exactly what it is. I've come to realize that life is nothing more than experiences and reactions. Everything you encounter is an experience, driving, running, breathing. Anything that you can think of is an experience and it's these experiences that make up your life. The way that you react to experiences that you encounter is what makes you who you are, or your "character" so to speak. Is there a god? I don't kno wthe answer to that question, which is the reason I don't try to force my religion on people. Do I think there is a god?
Crack Spiders!
Which Deadly Sin Is Yours?WrathMake war and not love is your motto. Better to rise up in anger and strike someone down than be pushed around.Find out your Deadly Sin at
Yeah yeah, my first blog! Woopie Fucking Do! I'm bored, and since NOONE is willing to lighten my fucking night up, this is all I could think of.
Devouring Him...
devouring him... a slow burn, that soaks the skin, his touch so close, so near my body, he teases me gently with his talented tongue, my body straining to be so close to him, i devour him with my eyes, and wonder to myself, do i want him forever, or just till tonight, should i give him my number, what do i need, do i want a commitment, or just for him to fuck me, as he leans back, i grab his wrist, tying each one to the post of my bed, i grab the hot wax, and drip it a little, blowing each spot, and giving him a small favor, as he groans, i move, to i grab the whip cream and make him into my desert, i lick his body and taste his delights, he cums in my mouth, and i swallow it down with a smile.. finally decide i want him now and for all of my nights... dg ...i wanna eat you up my delicious one...
I'm So Bored...
I'm so bored i could pass out... But i'm checking out this kick ass site... How do we gain the points?
Bear And Bunny
The Imperial Presidency 2.0 - Bush Thinks He Is A King And Is Above All Laws.
The Imperial Presidency 2.0 (The New York Times) 07 Jan 2007 Also last month, Mr. Bush issued another of his infamous "presidential signing statements," which he has used scores of times to make clear he does not intend to respect the requirements of a particular law — in this case a little-noticed Postal Service bill. The statement suggested that Mr. Bush does not believe the government must obtain a court order before opening Americans’ first-class mail... The law is clear on this. A warrant is required to open Americans’ mail under a statute that was passed to stop just this sort of abuse using just this sort of pretext. But then again, the law is also clear on the need to obtain a warrant before intercepting Americans’ telephone calls and e-mail. Mr. Bush began openly defying that law after Sept. 11, 2001, authorizing the National Security Agency to eavesdrop without a court order on calls and e-mail between the United States and other countries.
Come And Bomb Me
William Wordsworth
We live by admiration, hope and love. -- William Wordsworth
3 Devils, 0 Angels, And A Grey Area....
Why is it that most people have a devil and an angel on either shoulder and I have only devils? This is why I'm always getting into trouble. I need an angel!
I Love Meeting New Friends
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Seize The Day
Around the corner I have a friend, In this great city that has no end, Yet the days go by and weeks rush on, And before I know it, a year is gone. And I never see my old friends face, For life is a swift and terrible race, He knows I like him just as well, As in the days when I rang his bell. And he rang mine but we were younger then, And now we are busy, tired men. Tired of playing a foolish game, Tired of trying to make a name. "Tomorrow" I say! "I will call on Jim Just to show that I'm thinking of him." But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes, And distance between us grows and grows. Around the corner, yet miles away, "Here's a telegram sir," "Jim died today." And that's what we get and deserve in the end. Around the corner, a vanished friend. Remember to always say what you mean. If you love someone, tell them. Ê Ê Don't be afraid to express yourself. Reach out and tell someone what they mean to you. Because when you decide that it is the
Hey There Delilah
most of the people i care about are far away and if they are close it seems like they are far because they are so lost, my friend day and i talked about going on a cross country road trip, but i never told her i didnt plan on comming back , my plan was to push right back, find a place i like best and just go. i guess im the one thats lost. cant stand it here. theres got to be something better PLAIN WHITE T'S LYRICS "Hey There Delilah" Hey there Delilah What's it like in New York City? I'm a thousand miles away But girl tonight you look so pretty Yes you do Time Square can't shine as bright as you I swear it's true Hey there Delilah Don't you worry about the distance I'm right there if you get lonely Give this song another listen Close your eyes Listen to my voice it's my disguise I'm by your side Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me What you do to me Hey there Delilah I know time
Poems & Sayings
To take the time to cherish you is just what I desire to do... To see your smile; to feel your touch your eyes meet means so much. To speak of love and not to talk; to hold your hand on a silent walk... For in my heart I hold the key I wish to tell you so you will see... Not with your eyes but with your heart tis an unspoken passion; a dying art... To have these times with you my love tis a blessing; a gift from God above _________________________________________________ A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said, "No". She asked him if he would want to be with her forever and he said "No". She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a "No". She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said, "You're not pretty you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die"
Ok Wtf
why worry about spermacide he is sticking a condom in his mouth jeeze
These Poor Women
3Now we who have believed enter that rest, just as God has said, "So I declared on oath in my anger, 'They shall never enter my rest.' "[a] When the divine has the full control, then all earthly cares and anxieties pass away, If we live in the spirit, we are over all human nature. If we reach the climax Gods son said we had to come into, we shall always be in the place of peace. Jesus said,(John 15:7) (New International Version) "If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask whatever you wish, and it will be given you.". Jesus was the manifestation of power to dethrone every evil thing. He always dealt with the flesh. It was necessary for him to say to Peter; (Mark 8:33) But when Jesus turned and looked at his disciples, he rebuked Peter. "Get behind me, Satan!" he said. "You do not have in mind the things of God, but the things of men." Everything that interferes with your plan of putting to death the old man is surely the old man comforting you, so that you willl
Sexual Catchphrase
Jeff's Sexual Catch-Phrase is... "Party-on" 'What is your sexual catchphrase? at
My Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 153 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
Let Me Tell You About Pat.....
Let me tell you about Pat..... I recently shared this with a friend....and decided to share it here as well. When I got back into education, I originally was a teacher's aide for a self-contained classroom for the severely and profoundly handicapped. It was a dumping ground for the "worst" students, whether their handicap was severe, or their nature violent. No aides wanted that job. And I loved it...... ( I actually was not happy last year when they put me in charge of the high school study hall...It was a promotion. I am the only aide in the high school who isn't supervised by a teacher. I answer to the principal just as the teacher's do. But strange bird that I am, I felt like I had been demoted. I've grown to love my job now because I've found a way to feel useful again. I hear lots of teenage problems every But to the point, let me tell you about Pat. Pat is autistic....and can be violent. I don't know what you know about autism, but each autis
I Saw A Psychiatrist Today!
This was my first visit to this Psychiatrist. My therapist recommended him because she is worried about me. haha there's nothing greater than knowing you make your therapist worry about you! Well, apparently among my other problems (that I have already had diagnosed)he diagnosed me with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. I knew I had it but had never been diagnosed. Anyway, he wants me to take Celexa. I am suppose to start off on 40mgs a day and then after a week boost it to 60mgs. Then when I see him for my one month "check up" if it's not working he might boost it to 80mgs. I am not even gonna get my hopes up. I want it to work because I am tired of crying all the time and being so depressed and stressed out, but I am well aware of the fact that it is a 50/50 chance. I took Celexa a couple months ago but he said that since the doctor who prescribed it for me had me on such a low dose that that's why it didn't work. Anyways... whatever. TTFN
Now This Is Nasty
Did I Hear That Right??
A skinny little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 >pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, >Turner Brown." The man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?" > In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say >to me?" The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd >just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. >I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left > testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and >my name is Turner Brown. " The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought >you said, "Turn around!"
Night Night Everyone
hi everyone im off to bed right now. thanks again to those who sent me comments and messages today. hope to see you all tomorrow. night night Willie
And The List Begins
10 Things I Fucking Hate! I'm annoyed. I get annoyed very easily. I get annoyed at a lot of stuff, but there are a few things that I can't fucking tolerate. I can't fucking handle. I have some pet peevs that make me wanna rape clowns with their on fucking horns. Lets go down a list.....some of them will be repeats of my last list of shit that pisses me off, but some will be new. 10. I hate when people come over to my my food, then complain that I have no fucking food. THIS IS NOT A FUCKING SOUP KITCHEN! YOU ARE NOT FUCKING HOMELESS AND YOU ARE NOT FUCKING JOBLESS! Buy you're own FUCKING food. Stay away from mine. Go find someone else to mooch off of. And BY THE FUCKING WAY if you don't like my fucking food, to god damn bad. Go somewhere fucking ELSE. 9. People that say they're going to come over, then never fucking show up. No call, no offline, no fucking note, no fucking nothing. I end up sitting here, WAITING for my friends to show up, and wha
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They Have Made A Killing --the Us Has Spent A Million Dollars For Every Dead Iraqi - Is That What They Mean By Value For Money?
* Please Rate This Blog They have made a killing --The US has spent a million dollars for every dead Iraqi - is that what they mean by value for money? By Terry Jones 06 Jan 2007 Early this year the Bush administration is to ask Congress to approve an additional $100bn for the onerous task of making life intolerable for the Iraqis. This will bring the total spent on the White House's current obsession with war to almost $500bn - enough to have given every US citizen $1,600 each... Take the al-Fatah pipeline: KBR went through $75.7m of taxpayers' money, supposedly trying to replace a pipeline across the river Tigris that US forces had blown up. They never finished the job, but still got paid... In January 2006 the Bush administration intervened in a dispute between the Pentagon and Halliburton, and agreed to pay the company $199m in disputed charges. On January 26 2006 Halliburton announced that its 2005 profits were the "best in our 86-year history". And to date KBR has received aro
Are You Depressed, Lonely, Or Worn Thin By Abuse, Mis-use, Or Negative Self-talk? Do You Want To Be Loved For Who You Are?
Are you depressed, lonely, or worn thin by abuse, mis-use, or negative self-talk? Do you want to be loved for who you are? Do you want to improve your surroundings and opportunities? Do you want to discover your greater-self? If this resonates with a quiet part of yourself, then come to my community. I am trying to select the right type of people who will nurture your ambitions and self-image. Create an Account Now. Warm Regards, Bryant McGill P.S. Will you please repost the heck out of this, and tell your friends?I got this from Bryant McGill If you dont know who or what he s about you need to check this out
Beauty As A Doorway To Darker Things.
There are times I worry that her beauty will merely be the invitation to a journey I cannot make.
What Emotional Element Are You?
You scored as DisbeIef. Disbelef- Your emotional element is Disbelef. You cant stand to hear rumors and spread them. You dont belive them anyway! You dont lie to many people, because you cant stand when you dont belive someone talking, even your self. You also hate when people lie to you.DisbeIef83%Generosity83%Innocence83%Hope75%Anger17%What emotional element are you? [Girls only, Beautiful anime Pictures]created with
T Shirt Sayings
If you're stressed, here are some comments you can use to help articulate your mood to others... 1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. 2. Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine? 3. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen. 4. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we? 5. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. 6. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after. 7. Do I look like a fucking people person? 8. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. 9. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. 10. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. 11. I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time. 12. You! Off my planet! 13. Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose. 14. Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control. 15. I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes. 16. If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll pu
Dang Foreign Films
why is it that certain songs make you think so much, and then you get mad about thinking, but you keep listening to the stupid song? where is this all coming from you wonder... yes my friends, a Japanese movie! I finally got to see all of Last Quarter. with the ever so dreamy HYDE...sigh.. anyway, through out the movie there is a song, I have a copy of this song. THE CAPE OF STORMS So where do I sail? A ship losing control So where has love gone? My cries swallowed up, lost in the ranging sea Will I ever reach it? The Cape of Storms echoes the pain I feel inside You'll never notice The colour of sin Just as the storm clouds close in It's dark I am pursued Here in the shadows Until the ends of the earth Embraced For there is no guiding star The ghost ship wanders far And this treasure has no meaning anymore So where do I sail? My cries swallowed up, lost in the ranging sea A ship losing control So where has love gone? Will I ever reach it? The
1. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. 2. Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. 3. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. 4. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. 5. There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. 6. Life is sexually transmitted. 7. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 8. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. 9. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. 10. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to? 11. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. 12. All of us could
~~ Swimsuit Contest Comming....~~
~~ Okay I'm looking for 10 women with swimsuits.~ Could be a 1 piece or 2 piece swimsuit. On this one I will count the rates and comments both. comments + rates = Total for contest. I'll open it on 1/12 thur 1/19 Send me the link to the pic in my inbox and i'll add you on! thanks ~ Maria ~
~~ Swimsuit Contest Comming....~~
~~ Okay I'm looking for 10 women with swimsuits.~ 1st Person...... 2nd Person...... Could be a 1 piece or 2 piece swimsuit. On this one I will count the rates and comments both. comments + rates = Total for contest. I'll open it on 1/12 thur 1/19 Send me the link to the pic in my inbox and i'll add you on! thanks ~ Maria ~
Good Morning Everyone
Hi yall i just wanted to say hey from Miss Dangerous Sleepy Head! I woke up this morning to beautiful sunshine...but no breakfast in bed:(. HOpe yall have a good one!
Fantastic Puppy Slide Show
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New Link To Try For The Contest I'm In
try this link for the people having problems with the previous one:
I Have Some Health Stuff That Has Come Up
Hi A/all i have some health issues that have come up.. i will be wearing a heart monitor for 24 hours.. i get it today at 1:00pm and have to take it back to the hospital tomorrow at 1:00 pm .. today i am also having a EKG done.. so when i know more i will let ya all know.. take care hugs and kisses to A/all my friends Debbie
Tattoo Survey
If you have ink, do this survey, its fun! 1. How many tattoos do you have? ~ 5 2. When did you get your first tattoo? ~ Right after I turned 25. 3. What was your first tattoo? ~ A flower on the back of my neck. It was homemade and I got it colored in later on. 4. Which tattoo is closest to your heart? ~ My favorite design is the one Daniel drew for my foot, but if I had the money I would have it removed and redone without the black outline like I wanted. 5. Do you have a matching tattoo with someone? ~ Nope. 6. Do you have a tattoo that someone messed up? ~ Several... Don't get tattooed in Lawrenceburg, TN. That's a rule for about 25 people I know, so you should all abide by it. 7. Do you have anyone's name tattooed on you? ~ No 8. What was the most painful tattoo you received? ~ My foot...It really hurts when it gets close to between the toes. 9. Have you ever cried during a tattoo? ~ No. 10. Do you have a tattoo that you constantly have to expla
I Will Be Offline For A Few Days.
I will be traveling to Oregon tomorrow, returning on Sunday evening. My younger brother committed suicide over the weekend so I am going up for the funeral. My brother was a year younger than I. I also have another brother and three sisters. My brother was a chronic alcoholic and drug user and he had pancreatitis that caused him a lot of pain. The hospitals would not give him pain medication because he was tagged as a user so he turned back to alcohol to kill the pain; thus a vicious cycle. He had a bachelor's degree in horticulture and he had his own business three times. He had a beautiful wife and beautiful twin daughters, who are now teenagers. He lost everything so many times and lived under bridges and in missions for the last several years. Many of the family members tried to help him but he would steal from them and was impossible to live with. It is a sad, sad day. As a result of the abusive childhood, I was never close to this brother. I was closer to my older brother. I
Stay There
Morgan leapt from the tub, grabbed a towel with shaking hands and wrapped it around her, covering as much of herself as she could. He’d seen her—and everything she’d done! She turned back to the window, eager to assure herself Jack had had the decency to leave and give her privacy, now that she’d caught him being a voyeur. But Jack still stood there unblinking, shirtless, his massive chest rising and falling with harsh, tightly controlled breaths. Worse, he watched her with a hot, predatory gaze. Completely sexual. Totally lacking in apology. His gaze told her that she aroused him. He wanted her. He meant to have her. Period. The ache between her thighs she’d tried to quench pulsed back to life. Morgan squeezed her eyes shut, struggling against the morass of feeling swirling inside her. Desire and fury galloped in her stomach. They raced neck in neck, mortification a close third. But at the finish line, fury won. Damn him! Jack might have saved her life, but that didn’t ent
Hevan And Hell
Fading Heart, Screwed up Mind Scared of what I’m going to Find In his draws or under the Bed I swear if he has, I'll go of my Head! People telling Stories of Heaven and Hell Well guess what, I’m there and it ain’t that Swell! Wishing Wells and Chrystal Balls Dwelling Pasts create Shadowy Halls I'm sick of this Life, I want it to End I'm thinking of doing it all over Again
The Time It Felt Good To Sleep
Beavis and Butt-Head, Friday The 13th, Headbanger's Ball, random horror flicks...hell, whatever the hell we wanted to watch. Music, in all it's glory was made available to us. It was a great world in which to live. We didn't care about the big "real world" that most adults loved to drone on and on about. We laughed at it. We bit our thumbs at it and gave it much in the way of disrespect. This is the way our society raised us. Look out for number complications. Video games for all! Play away, kids! You're gonna be rock stars someday and we'll give you the means to do it all! Yes, that's it, here's American Gladiators! Go and watch a buncha pituitary retards fire nerf balls at the dudes Daddy works with as they try to make their ways through obstacle courses in tights and foam-rubber helmets. Even after just about everyone I cared to spend my time with moved away to other parts of Louisiana, I spent my time loitering at the local Circle K. I had just dried out and was star
Thursday Trite
We do what we must, and call it by the best names. - Ralph Waldo Emerson To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable. - Oscar Wilde Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal
Take It Or Die
take it or die 2 Current mood: nutts l A S T: 01. Last Cigarette: 02. Last Kiss: 03. Last Cry: 05. Last Movie Seen In a Theater/Drive Inn: 06. Last Book Read: 07. Last Cuss Word Uttered: 08. Last Beverage Drank: 09. Last Food Consumed: 11. Last TV Show Watched: 12. Last Time Showered: 13. Last Shoes Worn: 14. Last CD played: 15. Last Soda Drank: 16. Last Thing Written: 17. Last Words Spoken: 18. Last Annoyance: 19.Last Person You Shared A Drink Or Food With: 20. Last Time Scolded: 21. Last Web Site Visited: 22. Last time had sex: B O D Y: 01. Piercings: 02. Tattoos: 03. Height: 04. Shoe size: 05. Hair color: 06. Siblings: 07. Bra size? D O * Y O U 01. You have a crush on someone: 02. You wish you could live somewhere else: 03. You think about suicide: 04. You believe in online dating: 05. Others find you attractive: 06. You want more piercings: 07. You drink: 08. You do drugs: 09. You smoke: 10. You like cleaning: 11. You like rollar coas
Is Bush Trying To Cover Up His Stealing Of The Iraqi Oil ?
This new war initiative in Iraq is an attempt by Bush keep America in Iraq so Bush & Cheney can continue to steal the Irqi Oil. Bush is very afraid of an investigation into all of the fraud and crimes committed in Iraq and he needs to escalte the war and even start a confrontation with Iran & Syria to divert the Iraqi Crime Investigations.
Beginning To Prefer Cast-iron Cookware...
The cleanup isn't that bad, and I really do think that they lend a lot to flavor, as well as they just seem to cook things better than my non-stick set. I also really like the fact that they can go from stovetop to in the oven and back. I don't have to get something else dirty to use the oven for part of the cook process.
Gangsta 4 Real
Ok....let me say this.....this broad came at me on my shoutbox and told me that I should be a lady and quit tryin to act gangsta.... FIRST of all...where does a dumb bitch like this who has her name as "MY KITTY.....whateva, whateva" shit bout me not actin like a lady. I don't have my shit out there like "WHOA" shit is doubt. SECOND of all, I am 100% LADY...all day eryday....HOWEVER....I rep mine, all day, eryday...and I WILL HOLD IT DOWN no matter what....I know a million nigga's who cut for a down ass female....not one who nuts up anytime shit get to all tha hatin ass females...FUCC YA'LL....and to all tha GANGSTA ASS FEMALES....Lets KEEP IT GANGSTA, all day and all nite.......
The other day my sister called me telling me she'd seen this insane movie .. saying there was a little bit of everything in it .. Scares , Laughs, worries , well you get the idea ..So she started telling me a little about the movie and told me I really had to see it .. So I did and now im gonna tell you all about it .. The Movie is called "Bubba Ho Tep" ..and here's what its about .. Based on the Bram Stoker Award nominee short story by acclaimed author Joe R. Lansdale, Bubba Ho-tep tells the “true” story of what really did become of Elvis. We find the King (Bruce Campbell) as an elderly resident in an East Texas rest home, who switched identities with an Elvis impersonator years before his “death”, then missed his chance to switch back. Elvis teams up with Jack (Ossie Davis), a fellow nursing home resident who thinks that he is actually President John F. Kennedy, and the two valiant old codgers sally forth to battle an evil Egyptian entity who has chosen their long-
Playing The Victim Card When All Else Fails
Some people love to play the victim. Living for the misery they themselves create. Placing blame on those around them. Never gazing back into the mirror for they fear truth. The condemned sterotype left to rot among the masses nailed to the cross. Wrongly accused yet guilty by public opinion. Judged upon the words of an outright deception. A one sided distortion in which the defendant is bound and gagged. In the end when all is said and done we live up to our expectations however low they may be. I guess honesty is not really what people want to hear. They want to hear what makes them happy. Their selfishness dictates this to be factual. If things don't go their way well then we're all just assholes, aren't we?
Me & My Big Mouth
Because my mouth Is wide with laughter And my throat Is deep with song, You do not think I suffer after I have held my pain So long? Because my mouth Is wide with laughter, You do not hear My inner cry? Because my feet Are gay with dancing, You do not know I die?
Hidden Sexual Talent
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at
Passionate Or Compassionate?
You Are 82% Passionate, 18% Compassionate You are a truly passionate person, and for you, love is a drug. When you're in love, you lose all grip on reality. And it's a wild ride. Although falling in love is vivid experience for you, it's sometimes *too* intense. Is Your Love Style Passionate or Compassionate?
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By The Way
I really only like being rated 10. Yes, I'm vain. It happens. :-D The only thing I really can't stand on comments, is when people start to disrespect other people who have commented. That's just not nice. And about my poems..Most are really old. I'm not depressed (at all) anymore but that doesn't mean I can't love love love love my old poems! I want to say thanks for reading my shiznit. It was just a fluke that I started posting poems like crazy. So here you are...seXy piX and poems/prose... Maybe I'll get some cool stashes or something. XOXO
Day 6
Remind Me To Eat People
Sometimes having friends is highly over-rated. Even more so when they treat you like shit and never see it. ::Sighs:: I need a hug.
I Am 92% Honest
You Are 92% Brutally Honest The truth hurts, especially when it comes from you. You don't mince words, and you probably take this result as a huge complement. How Brutally Honest Are You?
I Date Like A Man
You Date Like a Man According to studies on dating, you date like a man. You date casually and frequently, getting serious with select people over time. Physical attraction and chemistry is very important to you. And if there's nothing more than a physical connection, that's okay with you (at least for a while). You are definitely looking for love, but you are in no rush to find it. You figure love will eventually come your way, and you're not going to live like a monk while you're waiting! Do You Date Like a Man or a Woman?
Quite apart from the fact that Iggy Pop is a fuckin LEGEND, he also has the best backstage rider you have ever seen. Check it out. Be prepared though. It is quite long and you will laugh outloud. Possibily through you nose. Which hurts if you're drinking. And makes you look like a prick.
Ha Ha Ok One More....
The next time your having a bad day: imagine this: you're a siamese twin. Your brother attached to your shoulder,is gay. your not. He has a date coming over tonight. you have only one ass.
~ Swimsuit Contest Now Open ~
~~ Okay I'm looking for 10 women with swimsuits.~ 1st Person...... 2nd Person...... 3rd Person...... 4th Person...... Could be a 1 piece or 2 piece swimsuit. On this one I will count the rates and comments both. comments + rates = Total for contest. I'll open it on 1/12 thur 1/19 Send me the link to the pic in my inbox and i'll add you on! thanks ~ Maria ~
Hell & Consequences
STONE SOUR LYRICS "Hell & Consequences" I'm not a victim, Till I let you take me down. I'm not a target at the sites of your mercy, I never asked for anything, I'm not asking now. I will not be afraid, I will not be afraid. I've done this on my own And I don't care what you do to me, I wouldn't hand over what is mine I've done this for too long, To let you take it away from me, It's to late to stop me 'cause I refuse to die. I haven't weakened just because I've shown my self I've taken everything, except what's for granted I'll leave hypocrisy for everybody else I will not be afraid I will not be afraid, I've done this on my own And I don't care what you do to me, I wouldn't hand over what is mine I've done this for too long, To let you take it away from me, It's to late to stop me 'cause I refuse to die. I'm not a problem Until you make one out of spite I'll give you hell and consequences for trying, Don't want an enemy, DON'T FUCK WITH MY L
Us Together
Your voice it calls to me. I draw so close to you when we talk...Such a sweetness I hear when I talk to you. Your gentle voice has such a tenderness and compassion in it... Love is what I know I feel for you. Acceptance for all that I am is what you give me. No one till now has understood me as I am and wanted me to be who I am. You have not left me, and nor will u. I know with you I can share my heart and have NO fear.... When we talk sometimes I cry.. Baby, these are NOT tears of sadness but tears of joy... The joy I have found being with you nothing else compares to it. Acceptance is a sweet surprise with you. I have tasted it and I love it. I offer the same things to you that you have given me.... My laughter is so much richer when I am with you...I light up as the noon day sun when I am with you. Giggles from deep in me seem to come ot when we talk. I grin so wide that I think my face will crack sometimes. It is a good thing.... Love, acceptance, peace, joy, passion, s
~ Little Man Needs Some Help! ~
Please i need help my son is in a contest first time for him and if anyone can help that will be great so i will need comment bombing! thanks maria click on pic to comment!
This Too Shall Pass
which way is up or down? how is it that this moment comes when least expected and unable to control trying times are these that make one so numb but is the pressure that is really needed or can someone really understand trying to hard or not hard enough are the answers I find and each seem to bring back the past where is the end of the tunnel how can I be free for just once to accomplish what I set out to do these walls are high and the water is rising all around me how long can i hold my breath until the door is open
Misery's Repetition [part 5]
Everything's completely broken inside of me. These pieces rest inside this desolate shell. My heart is rendered useless. My soul is in hiding. This lack of motivation keeps me here inside myself day after day after day. The air grows stale without you here. I miss that radiant smile.
Pet Rules To Live By!! :d
PET RULES To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - snout height. Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate of food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king-sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to
Whats Your Opinion
Hey everyone im just doing this blog really to get your opinion on this song on my profile, personaly i think its an amazing song, other opinions would be appreciated :) Thanks
Just An Appeal
girls r see me point of view of sex they want to concern me in sex my body's structure is betray me sexy but I'm not also my frens r chatting their lovely wives they involve in night club & another colorfull places they like to want sex appeal sex, oh god.... whats a meaning of sex? They didn't knew their eyes r so-called love their manner r something wrong they didn't love the nature & god sex is natural thing like a human being but they didn't understood their knowledge storing dirty garbage of sex higher education give us protecting human sense but educated person who is falling dirty game society say philosopher? our education is concentrate in sex educational planning is not sensitive &, whole phenomena r waste of garbage i don't believe educated society they make people glamourous fashion show is being to throw sex expose civilized society is fell down dirty game
Mission for a missionary Missionary quite contrary How does your garden grow A sixty niner is always finer Come on lets go, dont be slow Diggy doggy, bend over And i'll do you, real slow, no really slow We both stand up you pretend Youre looking over my shoulder For a four leaf clover We both pretend that we dont know We sit up and face each other We'll just sit till the cows come home I'll lie on my back, you pretend your at the track You saddle me like you would a colt Ill just lie there try not to bolt Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex
What The Heck
I was listening to this female artist last night, Relate how she was in love, And a light came on in my head, Love or sex or Sex and love...boeing Which is which...when you say you are in love? The line must be incredibly thin or invisible. If you are in love when you want or after having sex? Then a certain someone whom you've known for years, Whom you claim love, love as well... Then what kind of love do we speak of? You meet someone you have a thrilling, unique encounter Now you feel it's love.? ! Love is a very, very unpredictable... Where people's feeling are concerned. The female artist said how she would... share this love with another just to keep it...boeing! Is love that unexplored that we can't Really distinquish it from what we are not feeling? Do I really love my mother? Is this love a love shared by our creator? And if so how can HE/SHE love us as much As loving a bird or a bee... Still saying loving them as much as me?
Opinions On The War
Please note: forwarded message attached Subject: HOW SHE FEELS ABOUT IRAQ The lady who wrote this letter is Pam Foster of Pamela Foster and Associates in Atlanta She's been in business since 1980 doing interior design and home planning. She recently wrote a letter to a family member serving in Iraq ....... Read it! > * * * ** * * * * * * * * * "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001 ? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania ? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet? Well, I don't. I don't care at all.
Lily Tomlin On Love
"If love is the answer, would you please rephrase the question?" -- Lily Tomlin
I'm The Girl
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive resturant... I'm the girl who says,"ok, but you owe me..." jokingly not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will (or at least try to) have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who actually keeps her body parts in her clothing in public... most of the time I'm the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there wi
Oh death may say of dreams in youth - "You never knew his private truth." So much we weren't prepared for, Hearts should be nurtured and cared for. I stepped into this dance with you, I chose to take this chance with you! Facing risk, I knew the dangers . . . For when the dancing ends, Though many remain friends, Some become Strangers!
All Or Nothing Contest
To All Family And Friends People On My List!!
I really need some help here really i will win this with or without ur help but to be on my friends family list and act like u don't hear me no i will be deleting those from my list that don't help me and those that have i want to thank u cause u seem to be the only ones with hearts thanks maria
I Been Bad
Grandma And Grandchild Contest
~ Grandma and Grand kid contest ~ I'm starting and grandma and grandkid contest if u want to enter please send me a link to my inbox and i'll put u in Contest will start 1/15 thur 1/22 Will count comments and rates as final scores thank you maria ~~Going To Be A Grandma On 7/21/07 ~~L.O.D. Member ~~@ CherryTAP
Yeah, so I finished today with just about 40 hours so all day tomorrow I'm on overtime. Gotta love that shit! It just sucks cause all I do now is work, work out and sleep. My life seems somewhat empty. I guess I'm sort of sick of being single but on the other hand I have absolutely no time to keep up with a healthy relationship. Whatever, I'm just venting I guess.
Well Got Hurt Again
well once again i got hurt. im so stressed and feeling sick.i give up and never gonna date ever. im through and tired of all this. nobody likes me nor wants me. so why even bother?
Love Hurts2
Score For Goliath
Score For Goliath 2006 Darwin Award Nominee Confirmed True by Darwin (September 2006, Florida) A fearsome mythical giant was felled by a humble slingshot. But a modern speargun vs. an underwater leviathan is another tale altogether, as a Florida man discovered. Outlawed in 1990, hunting Goliath-sized groupers remains surprisingly popular. These fish can weigh hundreds of pounds, yet there are underwater hunters who choose to tether themselves to such muscular sea creatures. However unlikely a pursuit, the poaching of groupers by divers and snorkelers continues, in defiance of both the law and common sense. Of this elite group, our Darwin Award winner distinguished himself yet further by disregarding one essential spearfishing precaution. By embarking on this hunt without a knife to cut himself loose, the "fit and experienced snorkeler" was guaranteeing that his next attack on a giant grouper would be his last. Why anyone thinks it's a good idea to tether yourself to a f
~~~ To Continue ~~~
Like clouds... Floating silently Across the eternal sky True love drifts To the secret places Of our hearts Like clouds... Moving purposely Across the backdrop Of a clear, blue, canvas Waiting for the matching colours Of predestined souls Like clouds... We wandered aimlessly Until white Overlapped with grey And we abandoned Our separate journeys To float alonside cumulus For just a moment Like clouds... The two of us Were nestled And cherished in The right palm of God Until he lowered his lips To blow And we were scattered Through his fingertips Like clouds... His holy breath Gave us each A new life force Of our own To continue Floating silently Across the eternal sky alone Though Our hearts Once moulded Together Will always And forever Remain Like clouds...
The Storm. First Half
Something I wrote once.... The Storm ..…all that was left of my life in shattered useless pieces around me. Awakened by the warm morning sun, I raise my head from the sand. Cool water from small waves laps at my feet, the ocean now calm and peaceful. Not a single cloud mars the clear blue sky and a soft breeze blows gently through the trees. Birds fly overhead, calling to each other and diving to catch small fish from the water. Nothing else upon the water can be seen, the surface only graced by waves as far as I can see. Behind me is a dense green jungle. The shore is lined with the ocean's treasures, and also the tragic reminder of how I arrived here. I bring myself to a sitting position. My naked body is battered and bruised. My head throbs now, dizzy and blinded by the pain. Images fly through my head as the world begins to spin around me. The light begins to dim and the skies become gray. All fades into darkness as I drift into a state of unconscio
X Rated Riddles
>>X-RATED RIDDLES >> >>Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? >>A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. >> >>Q. What's a mixed feeling? >>A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. >> >>Q. What's the height of conceit? >>A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. >> >>Q. What's the definition of macho? >>A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. >> >>Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? >>A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball >> >>Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex? >>A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick! >> >>Q.Why is divorce so expensive? >>A. Because it's worth it! >> >>Q. What is a Yankee? >>A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. >> >>Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? >>A. They both like a tight seal. >> >>Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? >>A. Their balls are just fo
Colt's Win
First Blog Entry
I love to blog but until some issues are settled I cannot (on the advise of my lawyer) say much of anything about how I really see things in life. So for now I am just going to say: keep your eyes and your mind open for future posts! Laterz All, Work
Its My Birthday!!! This Is How My Day Went
Well I had a wonderful Birthday 27 and was told I look like I was 23... Got to love those single mid age mothers
Fuck It
i fucking give up. i've tried everything. tried being myself and that doesnt work. no girl or woman wants me, so why even try anymore? im done trying to find someone or waiting for someone to come along. fuck it is what i feel about it.
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~ Swimsuit Contest Now Open ~
~~ Okay I'm looking for 10 women with swimsuits.~ 1st Place...... has 66 comments 2nd Place...... has 58comments 3rd Place...... has 3 comments 4th Place...... has 1 comments Could be a 1 piece or 2 piece swimsuit. On this one I will count the rates and comments both. comments + rates = Total for contest. I'll open it on 1/12 thur 1/19 Send me the link to the pic in my inbox and i'll add you on! thanks ~ Maria ~
Freaky omfg! try this, it's so freaky... This Thing Freaked Me Out... It's just amazing, I can't explain it. woot, pretty freaky Now, this is freaky...DO NOT CHEAT (You'll will kick yourself later) I was a little skeptical trying this, but if you follow the instructions to the "t" you'll be surprised!!!! All of my answers were accurate. We'll see tomorrow if the wish comes true. I'll let you know. Take 3 minutes and try will freak you out! The person who sent it to me said her wish came true 10 minutes after they read the mail. BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome. Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It takes about three's worth a try :) First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it! 1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
Oh Fuck
I've just been given a chocolate called 'RUM' by a pretty German girl. It has rum in it. Gotta drive home soon. If I get pulled over, I'm fucked. I stink like a fuckin pirate.
How Did I Get Here?
Latley, this seems to be my life's theme song?
Common Facts..
Men have 2 heads ,women have four lips. The american dental association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77% so suck a dick save a smile .... if you have sex 365 times a year melt all the condoms to make a tyre what would you call it ... a fuckin goodyear!!! Sex is like playing cards if you dont have a good partner you better have a good hand.... the big bad wolf told little red riding hood lift your top so i can suck your tits , no she said do like the book says and eat me !!! a rooster and a cat were playing by the pool the cat fell in and the rooster laughed, the cat said a wet pussy always makes a cock happy!!! girls have unique tricks, they get wet without water , bleed without injury and make boneless things hard...... hope this makes you smile as it did me
1500 To Level Up
hello id like to level up today to see if i can add more pics a few mins of yur time wont kill yeah please ty ty
The Wooden Bowl
I seen this somewhere.. I Like it. A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law,and four-year Old grandson. The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and His step faltered. The family ate together at the table. But the elderly grandfather's shaky hands and failing sight made eating Difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor. When he grasped the Glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth. The son and daughter-in-law became irritated with the mess. "We must do Something about father," said the son. "I've had enough of his spilled Milk, noisy eating, and food on the floor." So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner.There,Grandfather Ate alone while the rest of the family enjoyed dinner. Since Grandfather Had broken a dish or two, his food was served in a wooden bowl ! When the family glanced in Grandfather's direction, sometime he had a Tear in his eye as he sat alone. Still, the only words the couple had for
Product Review
This time I am reviewing Hustler's Think Pink Massage Oil. Being a big fan of Hustler magazine I was very curious to see if the quality of their products stack up to the quality of their porn. Well so far Hustler is getting an A+ in my book. Unlike some lubes, the smell of this one wasn't overpowering. My boyfriend hates "girly" scents but even he liked the cherry smell (and flavor) of this lube. And not only does it smell great but more importantly it feels great too! But don't let the name fool you. It may be called massage "oil" but in reality contains no oil so it doesn't leave you with that greasy feeling (also since it's water based it's condom safe). It has this great velvety sensation that feels great on all parts of the body. I should know, my boyfriend and I loved this so much we rubbed it all over each other's bodies. So if you're looking for a good all purpose lube with a fun scent I would definetly recommend getting Hustler's Think Pink Massage Oil at http://www.erosbutiqu
A Song For The Soul....but A Little More X-rated...
Our Company
Respect ? !
Hey I am not gonna bitch on but this is getting to me now, It cleary states after my name that I have recently become a married woman and yet men still seem to want what they cant have lol. I will add as a friend most ppl that ask and try to comment you every day (friend with benefits ?) but all I ask is to respect the fact I am now married, and hell return a ty comment occasionly lol I know I have friends that are on my page every day and for that I thank you all you know who you are too many to list lol, I will chat and laugh with you anytime but show me and my husband some respect and dont hit on me all the time, harmless comment flirting is ok but innuendos are not, hell I leave some good pics on yr pages to brighten your days and half the men on here are married anyway ! and if i can respect you that way please show me the same respect back and if you are my friend then go make a friend of my husband too his link is on my profile if any of you bother to read past my boobs lol.
I have been married for nearly 4 years but I don't feel married. I feel more like a babysitter. He spends money like its nothing. I have no money for food let alone for bills. How is this love he claims he has for me? I see no love. I don't feel loved. My kids and I are suffering. Help! Does anyone have any advice. I need to leave. I need to find aplace I can afford so I wont have to depeend on this idiot. I feel like crying ALL the time.
Blonde Year In Review
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.. &" duh"...bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! March - Got excited...! Finished jigsaw puzzle in 51 days... & that box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out !! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid ...8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!! June - Tried to go water skiing... couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - -Lost breast stroke swimming competition...learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!! August - Got locked out of my car in a rain got swamped insurance says cause I had the top down. September - The capital of California is "C".. isn't it ??? October - I hate M&M's!!..Mine are all W&W's and they make them so hard to peel. November - Baked my turkey for 4 & half days. The instructions said 1 hour per pound of weight & I weigh 10
Red Neck Pick Up Lines
1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea . I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. and.... the best for last! 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
You Know Your In A Small Town When:
Once Upon A Star
I gaze up at the sky each night and find the brightest star. It's always waiting there for me so close, but yet so far. The star winks in the evening sky and reaches out to me. It magically appears each night for all the world to see. I've wished upon this special star my whole life through, it seems. I've closed my eyes and made my wish of hopes, and plans, and dreams. And then, one day I got my wish for I finally met you. You are that someone special who's made all my dreams come true. So now whenever we're apart I find that same bright star. It makes me feel so close to you no matter where you are.
Gateway To Ascension
Birthright, right to kill, Will of vengeful slaughter, Bear mankind so much ill will, In Her name, eternally. Hateful feeling, Murder intent, Justified ending of life, Mankind must fall. So much corruption, Such desecration, A violation, Of She Who Nurtures. All are mortal, Though some cling to afterlives, As though innocence proves a fucking thing. Now man will fall, By my hand their hope dies, Their destruction is my gateway to ascension.
Cherry Points
New Contest I Am Running
I wrote this to an EX just after she said she needed (space) Like the grey skies before a storm, I could tell that you were torn. It will be ok my dear. I'll still be here. Take the time you need. I'm your friend, true indeed. Just a portion on your plate. Through this thnig called fate. Put me not upon a throne, though i'm not a clone. Your special to me, can't you see. I want whats best for you. With that we can start anew. If it's in the masters plans, soon we will hold hands. Together, forever? if it's to be, I guess we'll see. Proud you didn't hide, The tears you cried. Inside I was torn, A new love was born. One I've never felt, this I've never dealt. You have yet to see, all thats inside of me. Accept me as I am? I hope you can. There is more to learn. I promise not to burn. You needed space. I'm in my place. Christine Marie, I've seen you grow. How much? You'll never know. You have helped me, to love unselfish
The Meta-morality Test
Naturalism You scored 100 Objectivism, 63 Naturalism, and 56 Cognitivism! There are moral facts, they can be reduced, and they can be the subjects of true or false propositions. You are probably a Naturalist. "Different philosophical doctrines travel under the heading of “naturalism.” We can usefully distinguish two broad and important categories: methodological (or M-naturalism) and substantive (or S-naturalism) (Leiter 1998; cf. Railton 1990 and Goldman 1994). Naturalism in philosophy is most often a methodological view to the effect that philosophical theorizing should be continuous with empirical inquiry in the sciences. Such a view need not presuppose a solution to the so-called “demarcation problem”—i.e., the problem of what demarcates genuine science from pseudo-science—as long as there remain clear, paradigmatic cases of successful sciences. Some M-naturalists want “continuity with” only the hard or physical sciences (Hard M-natural
~i Need Men Plz~
~~ Listen up i want to do a sexy Tattoo mans Chest contest~ Bare chest or chest with tattoos are all welcome and like with the swimsuit contest i will give finally scores like this..... rates per pic + comments per pic = total for each man. 1st man...... Second Man.... Contest will run from 1/18 thur 1/25 for those that want to enter send me ur pic link to my inbox or tell me which pic u want and i'll rip it. thanks ~ Maria ~
Damn Leo's Are The Bomb!
Leo - Your Love Profile Your positive traits: You're almost always the center of attention - and easy for potential dates to spot Your happiness and optimism is appealing to all... and contagious! You don't hold grudges - getting over little fights is no problem for you Your negative traits: You tend to ignore relationship problems, until they are too big to handle You crave luxury, and you are disappointed with partners who can't provide you with it If someone does you wrong, you'll coldly and cruelly break their heart Your ideal partner: Someone high status enough to bring you more attention - but not so great that they upstage you Makes you laugh and brings excitement to everything you do together Is aggressive and confident enough to butt heads with you every so often Your dating style: High expectations. You need to be impressed with an incredible first date for a second one to occur. Your seduction style: You like to make the first move -
My Hippie Name Now...grr...
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What Superhero Are You?
You Are Batman Billionaire playboy by day. Saving the world by night. And you're not even a true superhero. Just someone with a lot of expensive toys! What Superhero Are You?
~men Needed For Chest Contest To Open Tommorrow!~
~~ Listen up i want to do a sexy Tattoo mans Chest contest~ Bare chest or chest with tattoos are all welcome and like with the swimsuit contest i will give finally scores like this..... rates per pic + comments per pic = total for each man. 1st man...... Second Man.... Contest will run from 1/18 thur 1/25 for those that want to enter send me ur pic link to my inbox or tell me which pic u want and i'll rip it. thanks ~ Maria ~
The End Is Coming
when the end is coming most people dont know it untill its to late but in my case i know mine is coming sometimes i feel that i can change it but now i feel i cant i have just about givin up and i dont care if it comes but i am waiting for it to come
Im Stayin For Now...
well i have been begged by a few people who meen a lot to me to stay so ill stay... lol... sorry i was whining.. maybe i was a little depressed and didnt mean to take it out on everyone.. but i feel a lot better now.. plus i got the bitch upstairs kicked out so thats great cuz all she does is make noise and cause me problems (she was driving me nuts.. literally...)so its all good... lol... maybe i can get my friends in there and it will be like one big happy family LMAO... anyway.. just wanted to give u all an update and let u know im doing better today and that im stayin... thanks for viewing my posts and reposting the ones that are important..:) anyway show me luv and ill show u luv:) thanks all ~sarah
Broken Bridges
Wake up to a sunny day, not a cloud up in the sky Then it starts to rain, my defenses hit the ground And they shatter all around, so open and exposed I found strength in the struggle Face to face with my trouble When you're broken in a million little pieces And you're trying but you can't hold on anymore Every tear falls down for a reason Don't you stop believing in yourself When you're broken Little girl don't be so blue I know what you're going through Don't let it beat you up Heaven knows that getting scars Only makes you who you are Only makes you who you are No matter how much your heart is aching There is beauty in the breaking Yeah When you're broken in a million little pieces And you're trying but you can't hold on anymore Every tear falls down for a reason Don't you stop believing in yourself When you're broken Better days are gonna find you once again Every piece will find its place When you're broken, when you're broken When you're brok
Man Fuck January
11 months of the year im good, but when shit hits the fan for me, it's over. all this month nothing but bad news. my fieoncee was killed this month and our daughter. i get in a fight with someone i love. but things get better for awhile, than i get food poisoning, than i get in a fight with the same woman i love again, and she and her kids get sick. than my car gets stolen, i get worse from the poisoning, she gets better which is a good thing, than her kid gets hurt. we try to fix things and so far im not sure. my gut is rotting away, and my grandpa, the only person in my life i can always trust, gives me $3,000 to get a car and i feel like shit cuz of it. i NEVER wanted to take money from him. and i can't even find a car that isn't a piece of shit..... FUCK JANUARY
~ Swimsuit Ladies Attn:....~
~~ Okay I'm looking for 10 women with swimsuits.~ 1st Place...... has 765 comments 2nd Place..... has 261 comments 3rd Place...... has 219 comments 4th Place...... has 181 comments 5th Place...... has 157 comments 6th Place..... has 7 comment 7th Place....... has 3 comments Could be a 1 piece or 2 piece swimsuit. On this one I will count the rates and comments both. comments + rates = Total for contest. It runs to 1/19 at 2 p.m. central time thanks ~ Maria ~
One Day Sustain
Matthew 5:6 “Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after righteousness: for they shall be filled.” When Jesus said that the one who hungers and thirsts for righteousness will be blessed, He was not talking about someone who had a mere appetite, He was talking about a starving man. God made us in such a way that we couldn’t exist long without food. What is a starving man interested in? The latest football scores? The flower arrangement at the pink lemonade society? The number of stars in the universe? No! He’s only interested in one thing food! In fact, a man can exist about forty days without food, about three days without water, and only eight minutes without air. In the spiritual realm of eternity, man cannot exist one second without Jesus Christ. Ask God to help you narrow your focus to the glory of God and the saving of souls.
My Hero
Seems like I write about a lot of the bad stuff from my past, so here is something about my Dad. Probably just rambling thoughts and memories. Dad is a retired minister. Still goes out and preaches a lot. He had 2 churches that he was minister for. One was his first church, and he was there almost 40 years. The other he filled in as a temporary position.. which lasted probably close to 30 years. He could have gone on to bigger churches, gone into administrative jobs. Jobs with more money. Jobs with more of a itle. Jobs with prestige. He didn't take them because he wanted us to stay with our friends and graduate where we started. Dad came from the suburbs of Philly. He ended up in Brogue. A little village where there are no stop lights... no sidewalks. Just 2 roads that intersect. Ok, there used to be a third road, but since we had to mow it they removed it from the offical Dad loved to garden. Unfortunately for me I hated my veggies. But Dad would be
To my friends and family I am sorry that I haven't been rating pics or leaving comments. My eyes are really hurting these days and looking at the computer screen isn't much of a help. I will be back around soon. Baby
18 July 07 - Thursday
18 July 07 - Thursday 1892 Oliver Hardy Harlem GA, comedy team member (Laurel & Hardy) 1904 Cary Grant England, actor (Arsenic & Old Lace, North by Northwest) 1913 Danny Kaye Brooklyn NY, UNICEF/comedian/actor (Danny Kaye Show) 1954 Ted BiBiase aka The Million Dollar Man 1644 Perplexed Pilgrims in Boston reported America's 1st UFO sighting 1671 Pirate Henry Morgan defeats Spanish defenders, captures Panamá 1896 1st demonstration of an x-ray machine in the US, New York City NY 1962 US begins spraying foliage in Vietnam to reveal Viet Cong guerrillas 1967 Albert DeSalvo (Boston Strangler) sentenced to life in prison 1971 Ivan Koloff beats Bruno Sammartino in NY, to become WWF champ 1973 John Cleese's final episode on "Monty Python's Flying Circus" on BBC 1975 "The Jeffersons" spin-off from "All in the Family" premieres on CBS 1980 Pink Floyd's "The Wall" hits #1 1981 Wendy O Williams arrested in Milwaukee for on-stage obscenity 1989 Otis Redding, Dion, Rolling Stones,
You Can Be My Friend
Sometimes in life, you find a special friend; Someone who changes your life just by being part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop; Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it...Come to me with open arms..... SHOW SOME LOVE..
Wild Child
I would like to say that I love my animals I have 5 dogs and 2 cats and they make me feel free, I was married of 19 yrs and my husband passed away..So now I have my dogs and cats and they give me peace... I will never marry again because I like my free space.. I am to set in my ways to be tied down again... Beside my dogs and cat don't fight with me or talk back to me... I can come and go has I feel and spend what I want... Boy life is fun to... I love to have a good time and enjoy laughing and a drink or two when I want it..Life is what you make of it... I make it fun...
"this Is The Worst Day Of My Life"
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him grabs his drink, and gulps it down in one swig. My dad sent this to me tonight i thought really funny The poor little guy starts crying. "Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver. "I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab. At home found my wife in bed with the Mexican gardener. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my miserable life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison."
I'm In A Contest
Made Ya Smile!
Just thought this was kind of funny! Choosing a wife A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the
Someone Special Wrote This For Me ;) I Thought I'd Share...
together we walk together we talk hand in hand side by side each new step brings us closer yet closer and closer again to each other and to our future together we cry together we sleep together we weep together we laugh together we kiss together we miss anything is possible always within reach and within grasp hand in hand side by side we walk and talk laugh and love gaze up together at the stars above happily together and in love thankful for each day we have together never wanting it to end but to go on forever and ever there is only a beginning and no end
The Sex Zodiac
.:VIRGO:. The Virgin Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. 7 years of BAD luck if you do not repost. .:SCORPIO:. The sex addict Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. 4 years of abd luck if you do not repost. .:LIBRA:. The lame lover Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the kind of person you wanna #### with... u might end up
What's Your Pizza Personality?
Cheese Pizza Traditional and comforting. You focus on living a quality life. You're not easily impressed with novelty. Yet, you easily impress others. What's Your Pizza Personality?
Hearing Problems
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again." The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"
I Can't Have You
If loving you is wrong Then my heart knows not what is right I cry myself to sleep Every second of the night What is there to do? What is there to say? I know I can't have you But still I give my heart away I’d walk a thousand miles And cry a thousand tears Just to know your love Will be waiting for me But what is there to feel? When you don’t feel the same? I know I can’t have you But still I give my love away You are my dream come true I wished upon a star for you But what am I to know? If you really love me so I know I can’t have you But still I give myself away
My grandpa on my dad's side passed away today. I didnt know him that well... but he was very sweet. This year has started off kind of bad... this will be the second funeral in one month.
Part 2 Of My First Blog
yeah i flaked! =( i was scared!
"the Death Of Common Sense"
Obituary Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year- old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teen was suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers
I am having no luck writing this stupid paper. Due Saturday but I'll be in Laughlin... leaving tomorrow afternoon... so I have to finish this and another one by tonight. This day is just not going good.
9-11 Time Line
who wishes it, a free gift. I hope that you will put it to good use. Timeline of Tuesday's Tragic Events 7:55 a.m. American Airlines Flight 11 leaves Boston bound for Los Angeles. 8:00 a.m. United Airlines Flight 93 departs Newark bound for San Francisco. 8:10 a.m. American Airlines Flight 77 departs Washington bound for Los Angeles. 8:15 a.m. United Airlines Flight 175 departs Boston bound for Los Angeles. 8:46 a.m. American Airlines Flight 11 strikes the north tower of the World Trade Center. 8:55 a.m. According to wire reports, President Bush, who is in Sarasota, Fla., is informed of the attacks. 9:03 a.m. United Airlines Flight 175 strikes the south tower of the World Trade Center. 9:15 a.m. President Bush makes statement condemning terrorist attack. 9:25 a.m. FAA shuts down all New York City area airports. 9:35 a.m. All bridges and tunnels in the Manhattan area closed. 9:40 a.m. FAA halts all flight ope
Update On Ted
Earlier today I asked for your prayers for the husband of a friend of mine. Ted passed away late this afternoon. Thankyou to those who offered up prayers. Please keep Liz in your prayers as she goes on without him. They were one of those couples that shared a love that was meant to be.
Luv Match
:::VIRGO::: Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness ****LOVE MATCH: LEO/CAPRICORN**** ::SCORPIO:: Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. ****LOVE MATCH: GEMINI**** ::LIBRA:: Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the kind of person you wanna fuck with... u might end up crying... the most irresistible. ****LOVE MATCH: AQUARIUS****
My Happy Moment For The Day
baldarmygu...: I love you. No matter how you're feeling. And I am YOUR man, no one else's. The one who wants to be your husband. Guys, if you have a woman, never let a day go by where you don't tell herwhat she means to you, it makes all the difference inthe world. Nick, I Love You Baby. And I can't wait til you're my husband.
What Happened The Year You Were Born?
In 1972 (the year you were born) Richard Nixon is president of the US President Nixon approves NASA's space shuttle, a reusable spacecraft, at a cost of $5.5 billion Nixon arrives in China for an 8 day visit, which he calls a "journey for peace" While campaigning for the presidency Alabama Governor George C. Wallace is shot and seriously wounded Five men are arrested in the Watergate office complex in DC for breaking into the offices of the Democratic National Committee Hurricane Agnes strikes the East Coast causing 117 deaths First scientific hand-held calculator (HP-35) os introduced for $395 Shaquille O'Neal, Jennifer Garner, The Rock, The Notorious B.I.G., Cameron Diaz, Eminem, and Alyssa Milano are born Oakland Athletics win the World Series Dallas Cowboys win Superbowl VI Boston Bruins win the Stanley Cup The Godfather is the top grossing film Pink Floyd debuts "The Dark Side of the Moon" during a performance at London's Rainbow Theater "Yo
Sometimes you wonder who is your true friend, deep down you want to believe in this so called friend, yet they sometimes treat you like your nothing... And you've got to take a step back an think, an listen to what your heart tells you...
Children's Internet Safety (from A Bullitin)
This is a Must Read for everyone who have children or grandchildren EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ ALL OF THIS and HAVE YOUR CHILDREN READ IT TOO! MAYBE AFTER THEY READ THIS YOUR KIDS WILL NOT THINK THEIR PARENTS ARE TO OVER PROTECTIVE!! After tossing her books on the sofa, she decided to grab a snack and get on-line . She logged on under her screen name ByAngel213. She checked her Buddy List and saw GoTo123 was on. She sent him an instant message: ByAngel213: Hi. I'm glad you are on! I thought someone was following Me home today It was really weird! GoTo123: LOL You watch too much TV. Why would someone be following you? Don't you live in a safe neighborhood? ByAngel213: Of course I do. LOL I guess it was my imagination cuz' I didn't see anybody when I looked out. GoTo123: Unless you gave your name out on-line. You haven't done that Have you? ByAngel213: Of course not. I'm not stupid you know. GoTo123: Did you have a softball game aft
Part 2!
The second part of the Black and Pink Garter Dress set is now up in the Glamour/Strip-tease section of my gallery. Check it out at!
So. I just made grilled cheese for lunch, for me and Keagan... in the process, I burned myself twice. TWICE. dude. I shouldn't try to use a knife as a spatula. I also should have more common sense. o well. but seriously. owch.
The world famous Barbie (R) doll hass a full name: Barbara Millicent Roberts.
How Irish Are You?
You're 55% Irish You're very Irish, and most likely from Ireland. (And if you're not, you should be!) How Irish Are You?
I Would Give All
I would give all I have to have you with me, To see tomorrow with you, To touch and hold the one thing dear to me, I would climb the highest mountains, I would swim the widest oceans, Closed my eyes and be blinded by your love, Trusting in you to lead my way, I would give all I had for you, To love you and be loved in return, To adore you, and be adored in return, I would give my all to be with you, To make the memories of yesterday forever, To see me and you in the future. Come whatever, I would give all I have for you, Lay down my life for you, To sacrifice my soul for your pardon, I would give all I have for you, Be it to travel to the ends of the earth, To catch the falling stars out of the skies above, I would give all, To hear you say the words I so needed to hear, The word that would heal my broken heart, The words that means all the world to me, To hear you say "I love You", And look into your eyes knowing you meant it, For I would give all I have in
Spring comes with the sun cold winds there are none "woman of my heart" - she's the one. I gazed at her once I gazed at her twice this was the start of paradise. She gazed back at me She gazed lovingly I heard the notes of a symphony. We gazed at each other and our daydreams took flight beautiful wedding of white. Spring comes with the sun cold winds there are none "Woman of my heart" - you're the one.
What Kind Of Foreplay Are You?
What kind of foreplay are you? PlayfulYou love to play around. You like to have steamy make-out sessions in public places.Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by
Other Activities
OTHER ACTIVITIES ° Make the Bride's Bed using the Corn Doll made the previous Lughnassadh. Dress the doll in white or blue with a necklace that represents the seasons. Lay it in a long basket adorned with ribbons; light white candles on either side of the basket, and say... Welcome the bride both maiden and mother; rest and prepare for the time of the seed; cleansed and refreshed from labors behind her; with the promise of spring she lays before me. Next morning, remove the dress and scatter the wheat outdoors, or if you used corn, hang it up in a tree for the squirrels and birds. This can be seen in terms of the Lady's recovery from the birthing bed and readiness to begin the turning of the seasons anew. The Imbolc Corn Doll represents the mother nurturing her son, who will grow and become her husband. This is the earth and the sun, which is still weak but gaining in strength. If you did not make a doll last Lughnassadh, do not fret. Make one anew. Just remember NEXT time to
Sisterspirit Candlemas Ritual
SisterSpirit Candlemas Ritual February 1996 SisterSpirit traditionally celebrates the fire festival of Candlemas for our February ritual. In this ritual, we honor all the Fire Goddesses, but especially the Celtic Goddess Brigid, in her aspect of Goddess of the Forge. Candlemas is a time of anticipation of rebirth. It's still very cold outside, and while some buds are starting to swell, most growth is still dormant, at least to the naked eye. But appearances don't change the energy we feel. We know that life is stirring again in the seed. We're starting to get a little antsy. With this ritual, our circle's energy joined in the growing energy all around us. We followed Brigid into her secret forge and let her do her work on us. We're still in the Echo Theater, our home during the cooler months. About 30 women participated. Here's the ritual program: Casting the Circle In a break from our usual custom of casting the circle by the actions of those entering within it, three wom
The Reason I Asked
WHY ARE YOU MY FRIEND was an effort to get some of you to talk. NOT because I am insecure. Since there is now a mumm about my little blog.I know who my friends are. I don't beg for rates or comments. I try to be nice and help everyone. I know i am a good person. I do not need validation. If you have an issue with me say so. And kindly remove your self from my list. BYE NOW!
Last time I had a drink was some weekend in November 1984. I was a freshman in college. I probably never drink a whole beer. Drank some wine coolers, some schnaps. There were 2 reasons I stopped. First I was on meds most of the time to control the pain and swelling in my shoulder. (Back then they weren't too good at fixing rotator cuffs. I had 4 years of therapy before surgery.). Taking meds and drinking wasn't a good thing. Second, I saw too many stupid things happen - the last being a guy try to beat the crap out of his best friend with a baseball bat. SO i never had a drinking problem. Through the years I never cared if those around me drank. Never bothered me. Never bothered my friends that I didn't drink either. I could have fun without it. Actually only 2 people ever thought to complain about it. My ex and her Her Mom offered me alcohol every chance she could. My ex said it was antisocial not to drink at parties. I think there was a reason I di
Help Please!!
i'm in a couple tattoo contests and need some votes i dont have any and the contest has been going all day so far.heres the links
The Longer I live, the more I realize the impact of attitude on life. Attitude, to me, is more important than education, than money, than circumstances, than failures, than successes, than what other people think or say or do. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill. It will make or break a company… a church… a home. The remarkable thing is we have a choice everyday regarding the attitude we embrace for that day. We cannot change our past… we cannot change the fact that people act in a certain way. We cannot change the inevitable. The only thing we can do is play on the one thing we have, and that is our attitude… I am convinced that life is 10% of what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it. And so it is with you… we are in charge of our ATTITUDES.
Happy Little Update..1-20-07
So time for another update, that's unrelated to TDS Ind. LOL! Anyway things have been good. We got some heat back though our furnace is out. We've found ways to heat the house and our pipes have thawed but not before blowing the bathroom spicket clean off! I have said goodbye to my beloved hot water heater box that I used as b ed for months in exchange for a semi-used futon. So now not only do I have a bed but also a couch for when I have company. Using some electrical tape, a penny, a tweazers and some melted wax I got my smashed to shit MP3 player working for the first time in months. My stereo is bumping out the great tunes with tremendous bass and now I find myself typing this on a kick ass op system. Can't believe windows xp has improved my computer this much. All and all things have been fantastic. Got myself a fantastic girl in my life now that brightens each day and inspires me to work even harder. TDS' fan base is growing larger and larger day by day. And finally downl
Catching Up
My little one has been sick. That should be enough said. Whew, just like all men even the world must stop for a 5 year old to get better. I brought him to the doctor and the doctor told me in front of him that he had a bug. O.K. my little ones mind went totally crazy. A bug, I have bugs in me, I really think hearing that made him worse. By the time we got in my car he blew chunks all over my shoes. Could not wait to get home to tell everyone that he had bugs. lol So as you can imagine I waited on my little one hand and foot for the last week. Then the world started to revolve faster because I got what he had. So my little one told everyone at the Grocery store that I had the bugs. I promise you it just was not the same look everyone gave him when he had them. I think the clerk thought maybe I would have some crab remover in my cart because after he said that she started looking carefully at my products. Off to school today for my little one with a knock at the door from some legal
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I Really Need To Get Some Sleep
NIGGERS Why is it that we are living in a world full of not just ignorance but of plain stupidity. Ever since slavery was abolished the niggers think the white man owes them for their decades of unpaid labor. The nigger feels he has been cheated and does nothing but gripe to his brethren about it, instead of taking a stand and bettering himself he stays at the lowest levels of society, bitches that it is because of the color of his skin and the drawl in his voice that he cannot get ahead and then forces the government to pay him so that he does not have to get out and work for a living. We live in a time where these sub-humans get away with their extortions and not a of opposition voice is heard. The Nigger population needs to know that they are not welcome here and that they are not the only ones who feel they deserve handouts. The Jew has played a major role in the way the niggers think and act, because the jew themselves have acted in the same manner. The Jew is the one wh
Well Things That Are Strange
how come ppl say you are there friends but they stab you in the back... how come ppl say they are there for you when you need them but that is not true.... how come ppl stalk you do they wanna be just like you or get what you have..... i thought when you reach the age of 18 you grow up how come ppl dont grow up after 18..... just things that i have been thinking about...
All My Fans And Friends
i want to thank everyone who has viewed rated and added me i enjoy the love and chats and everything in between tell your friends about me and to show me the ever lasting love and i'll return the favor i enjoy meeting new friends and old ones too lol but i really want all my friends and fans and fam to know i love you all if theres anything i can do for you all let me know i'll show you all love the same way you show me piece and one love >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>..............
Pirate Test
You are The Cap'n! Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imaginin
If You Love Someone...
If You Love Somebody I always thought the original saying was, "If you love something, set it free. If it doesn't come back to you, it wasn't yours to begin with." However, for the purposes of this test, let's use the proposed version. In which category do *you* fall? "The Old Version" If you love somebody, Set her free... If she comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, she never was.... "The New Versions" Pessimist If you love somebody, Set her free ... If she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was. Optimist If you love somebody, Set her free ... Don't worry, she will come back. Suspicious If you love somebody, Set her free ... If she ever comes back, ask her why. Impatient If you love somebody, Set her free ... If she doesn't comes back within some time forget her. Patient If you love somebody, Set her free ... If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ... Playful If you love
Live & Love
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Heaven Or Hell
Like a rose I open before you Creamy white skin glistening pink within Moaning clutching your head As you sink down for a taste Sucking and licking While I writhe like a snake Sweet succulent morsel Always ready for you Begging you to take me Brand me and make me yours Wrapping my legs around you Head thrown back as we mate Take me to heaven my love Or hell if you wish For with you as my guide Either would be fine…
wtf sophia's tryin to jump outta her aquarium heh, silly little mouse
Woman's Revenge
WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
CREATION A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. "The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
My Satan
My Satan, My devil in her splendor and her beauty The way she brings out my darkness surprises even me. She holds more power over me than my lust for vampyrism My evil depths come to light when she is near me. My Dark Angel, her eyes challenging me to prove my darkness strong Taking my life into her hands, starting the battle for my soul. She takes me to her chest and holds me there, almost safe And then I feel the pain of defeat as she tears out my heart. My beautiful devil, she takes away my suffering By ending my life she promises me more should I do her work I tell her until the end of eternity only for one reason, Until my spirit dies from the agony of defeat. The glimmer in her eyes makes me feel that something is wrong. My heart knows it can no longer endure this evil. My Dark Angel challenges me to live whilst she kills me in my sleep. I always knew my agony was for nothing when she was around. Playing with my emotions, she spreads her wings of deception
Terrorism No Laughing Matter For Australian Airline
Please Rate This Blog Terrorism no laughing matter for Australian airline 22 Jan 2007 National airline Qantas on Monday refused to allow an Australian man to board a flight from Melbourne to London because he was wearing a T-shirt that [accurately] depicted United States President [sic] George W Bush as a terrorist.
The Purpose Of Life
What is the purpose of life? Life is preparation for eternity. We were made to last forever, and God wants us to be with Him in Heaven. One day our heart is going to stop, and that will be the end of our body, but not the end for you. You may live 60 to 100 years on earth, but you are going to spend trillions of years in eternity. Life is the warm-up act - the dress rehearsal. God wants us to practice on earth what we will do forever in eternity. We were made by God and for God, and until you figure that out, life isn't going to make sense. Life is a series of problems: Either you are in one now, you're just coming out of one, or you're getting ready to go into another one. The reason for this is that God is more interested in your character than your comfort. God is more interested in making your life holy than He is in making your life happy. We can be reasonably happy here on earth, but that's not the goal of life. The goal is to grow in character, in Christ liken
Amazing Cheer Leader Slide Show
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Tire Vs. Condoms
Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms? A: One is a good year and the other is a great year.
"the Night Joe Gave Ken's Bong A Try"
"The Night Joe Gave Ken's Bong a Try" Sung to the tune of the 1970s pop song "The Night Chicago Died" It sat there alone and still Perched on the window sill It was Ken's crude homemade bong Which is the subject of the song When my dear old roomate Joe Grabbed that sucker to take a blow Then things when horribly wrong On his first hit off that bong ----------{CHORUS}---------- He just wanted to get high On the night Joe gave Ken's bong a try Brother, did that pipe pack quite a punch Brother, enough to make Joe blow his freakin' lunch Yes, it did -------------------------------- When Joe took a nice big toke He began to gag and choke The bong water gushed down his throat And man that was all she wrote Then Joe bolted up and ran Tearing a path straight for the can And it was said by one of the local punks Joe's in the bathroom blowing chunks ----------{CHORUS}---------- He just wanted to get high On the night Joe gave Ken's bong a try
Which Sin Am I?
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... What's Your Sin? MY RESULT:Anger You might have an anger management problem. (Please don’t hit us.) A lot of people see anger as a good thing, and they’re partially be right. After all, if it weren’t for anger, we probably wouldn’t have death metal or professional wrestling. But too much anger can be a bad thing (especially if you’re not a big fan of fatal injuries), so try to rein it in sometimes. Try to let it out in other forms, like haikus and watercolors. Take This Quiz!
Yes I Don't Know Much About Computers...
My mother didn't pay the bill so i can't check my mail. sorry.
Love And War
Make love not war. Unless you want to do both. If so - get married.
George Does It Again
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days -- mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Lobster? New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot , blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: "Lucky" New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: Do you have two of them? Okay, we're done. New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is call
Life Number
Your Life Path Number is 11 Your purpose in life is to inspire others Your amazing energy draws people to you, and you give them great insight in return. You hold a great amount of power over others, without even trying. You have the makings of an inventor, artist, religious leader, or prophet. In love, you are sensitive and passionate. You connect with your partner on a very deep level. You have great abilities, but you are often way too critical of yourself. You don't fit in - and instead of celebrating your differences, you dwell on them. You have high expectations of yourself. But sometimes you set them too high and don't achieve anything. What Is Your Life Path Number?
In Your Shadow
In Your Shadow I feel eternally in your shadow. Inferior to you. What have I done that is so great? Well, you. I've tried my best in everything, tried to make you proud but every little thing I do, you go ahead and put me down. You were like a sister to me. I always admired you. Now you criticize me, and make me feel like a fool. I wonder why I even bother. Writing and doing things I love If every little thing I do, is such a screw up? I look for your advice, your mentoring and your guide. But all the while you judge me, make me lose my pride. I don't have any hopes and dreams anymore, nothing feels the same. Because in your shadow, I will always stay. I wish that you would've helped me, gave me words of encouragement. But all you did was judge me, and make me feel like I wasn't good enough. Good enough for you? Good enough for who? Good enough at all? I'm sorry to say I've lost my will my will to do anything at all. So this it to you,
The Way To My Soul
the way your eyes touch my soul the way your smile makes me whole the way your touch makes me feel the way your touch is oh so real tender yet fierce calm yet rough that kinda touch that just aint enough the brush of my hair as yu kiss my lips the touch on my back as you grind them hips the soft gentle brush across my arm as yu try n guide me from all of lifes harm the touch of your lips caressing with mine the touch of our bodies as we entwine the touch of our minds as we become one the touch of our souls knowing were done the touch of your arms holding on me the touch of words unspoken only yu n i see know that without physically doing so your touch inside my heart continues to grow hands eyes n thoughts bring as one youve touched my heart deep my journey is done
Ten Pet Peeves That Dogs Have About Humans
1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all !!! 2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT! 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it! 5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. 6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain. 7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back! 8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. 9.Dog sweaters. Hello ???, Haven't you noticed the fur? 10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous. Now lay off me on some of these
What's Love
This was written 2000,thought some would like sharing thoughts here. What is the true meaning of love? Many people fear love and many people do not know what love is. This poem expresses my true meaning of love from my own experience: You make such a tremendous difference in my life. My days have so much more meaning when their spent with you. I am so much happier when I am with you because of the love you show me. My love and joy for you reborn each day when I realize that I have you by my side. It is wonderful to know that we feel the same for each other. Our life is one happy dream. You taught me what the true meaning of love is Not only my love for you, but also the importance to give to others I yearn for you all the time You have a heart filled with gold. I belong to you. All my love, my soul is yours and only yours.
As the sunrises never forget how much I love As the sunsets never forget how much I love you As the moon shines bright in the sky above with the beautiful stars that surround the heavens ( . ) ( . ) ( . ) ( . ) Even when you’re not home I can still see your beautiful hypnotising eyes, your soft curly hair, your warm smile and you strong but sweet voice. I can hear your voice whispering in my ear saying, I love you Never forget how much I love you As the sunrises never forget how much I love As the sunsets never forget how much I love you As the moon shines bright in the sky above with the beautiful stars that surround the heavens Never forget how much I love you Your love lives inside me Your love goes wherever I go. I love you always and forever.
Best E-mail Of The Year!
DEFINITELY THE BEST E-MAIL OF THE YEAR!!!!! A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen. God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the chequebook. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and s
Dirty Horoscopes!
Aries (March 21- April 19) LIVES for head massages. ANY part of their head: Lips, Eyelids, Eyes, Tongue, you name it! Aries also likes to fuck in public places during business hours. You need to be open minded with an Aries...If you don't feel like being duct taped to a wall and beaten with live ferrets: Tell Them. Be warned! IF you don't want to be kinky, don't be with an Aries. If you say 'No' too often to them you may lose them as a lover forever. Aries Idea of Heaven Is: Participating in live sex shows for money. Having their favorite human toy win first place in a pony boy/girl race. Fucking as an art form on display in a gallery. They secretly crave to be strippers or Annie Sprinkle. Aries LIVES to be jealous...they also like to coordinate other people fucking. Secretly desire to be fluffers. Aries owned a Violet Wand before it was popular. They are also Sadists. The best gift to give an Aries is designer colored nylon rope in their favorite color. They live to tease and torture.
So Soft,so Mild & Sexy
Roses bed on lattice, crimson of red In all that is grandeur to weave and blend By unclouded portion of sunny sky And low whisper fair, zephyr light Thus, boughs bend gentle in eloquence So soft, so mild, o''er melody of cadence And the bird of feather spreads his wings He sways in artistic step, and sings The sea rushes to shore, sand and foam Songlike waves splendid as silver and gold Evening therewith grows majesty moon To mix premium display and captivating tune And roses shew silhouette of shade Soft shadows cascading in tender array Following the pathway nigh a star Where ''morrows unveiling is ne''er to mar
Your Fingertips
Your fingertips alight upon my lips Finding signs of life content My heart a thousand beats it skips ecstasy in ascent Words thought, although unsent Pending wrath, true love doth eclipse, through life’s path they travel content, in perfect love, true friendship.
The Plaza In Orange County
The hub of my small universe I sit beside where flocks of sheep once drank Where ladies planted flowers long ago And tended stubby palm trees now so tall My mother pushed my pram here and I thank The stubborn who had sense enough to know Our Plaza really is the best of us The homeless sleep here next to me and I Can think of no splashier ending than To dive into the fountain if I can If it gets warm enough before I die This is where we say goodbye to it all This is the place for all the rest of us I remember life and brush back a tear Would it be better if I just forgot? The Sterling Silver rose still blooms right here Just as I wrote of it so long ago I did not expect to be understood Yet I was and it blooms inside of me I lost it all then got it back again Right here in this place through lines scratched in pain Like cuts in the thickening hide of me
Life is a bitch & then you die.
Another New Cherry From Yahoo Rooms
Hey Ya'll Hop on over to Welcome Our newest Addition ... Some of you may remember him from The Old Yahoo Rooms jayhawk2186@ CherryTAP
New Just For You!!!!!
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Thank You For Folding My Laundry, Please Stop Having Sex.
Thank you for folding my laundry, please stop having sex. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2007-01-16, 2:13AM PST Dear Colette, You've been the only neighbor in my building to actually look me in the eye and say "hello" since I moved here two years ago. Thank you. When my laundry is done and you need to use the machine, instead of wadding it up and dumping it on the laundry room table I know it's you that folds my little black panties and places them neatly back in my basket. Thank you. You live next door to me and I've learned to live with your tacky plaster fish molds that sit next to your door on top of the fire alarm, probably causing a fire hazard. It's ok that you have awful taste. You're sixty years old, and you don't wear a bra which might be why your breasts and belt are on the same parallel, but hey, you smell like my grandma so I like you regardless. Also, is your hair naturally maroon? It matches your blush
Re: I Think It's Hot - 28m
re: I think it's hot - 28m -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2007-01-03, 2:33AM EST What I think is funny is the men out there that have these grand expectations about how women "should" be in bed. Like you people have any room for complaints. Most guys fuck like they're still in high school: in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out....back to out in out in out..."can I put it in your ass? Oh ok, back to doggystyle then? Ok thanks" in out in out, grab a boob, smack an ass cheek, say some generic dirty out in out...done. Yawn! I don't know where these guys ever got the impression that this is all they need to give in terms of performance, but it's not acceptable. You guys knock shit around in there, lose your load and think you're Gods. It's not a self challenge to see how hard you can slam into her. It's a two pe
My Family Puts The "fu" In Dysfunctional
My Family Puts the "fu" in dysfunctional -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2005-12-25, 2:51PM CST Christmas Eve is always a fabulous time for me due to the fact that my family is so incredibly dysfunctional. Everyone drinks brandy old fashioneds beginning at about 3 p.m. It is downhill from there. I got asked "Are you seeing anyone?" and "You're not married yet?" at least 264,000 times last evening. I'm 25 and have not yet reproduced. I best get on that. Who else's family eats raw ground beef and onions? What about meatballs and mini franks in jelly sauce? I feel like I should have gone to the OCB for some healthier fare. My aunt argues about money with my mom, basically over how my aunt is going to sue everyone once my grandmother dies because there has always been such inequality. My pedophile uncle ogles little nieces and nephews. We have to watch him. He should be locked up. My other uncle waxes poeti
why is it that when you add some one no one writes ya i cant figure it out. all i want to to do is write people and be friends with them. but i dont mind them adding me at all. at least drop me a line and say hi to me or something. i not here to complain or nothing i like all my friends and respect them alot. but i was just wondering that all.
Good Poem To Read!
T I M E... time... To realize The value of a sister Ask someone Who doesn't have one. To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple. To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam. To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn. To realize The value of one month: Ask a mother who has given birth to A premature baby. To realize The value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize The value of one minute: Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane. To realize The value of one-second: Ask a person Who has survived an accident. Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special. To realize Th
Bush's Crazy Gonzales Says The Constitution Doesn't Guarantee Habeas Corpus --attorney General's Remarks On Citizens' Right Astound The Chair Of Sena
Bush's crazy Gonzales says the Constitution doesn't guarantee habeas corpus --Attorney general's remarks on citizens' right astound the chair of Senate judiciary panel 2razy4 Jan 2007 One of the Bush regime's most far-reaching assertions of government power was revealed quietly last week when Attorney General Alberto Gonzales testified that habeas corpus -- the right to go to federal court and challenge one's imprisonment -- is not protected by the Constitution. "The Constitution doesn't say every individual in the United States or every citizen is hereby granted or assured the right of habeas,'' Gonzales told Sen. Arlen Specter, R-Pa., during a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing Jan. 17... Specter was incredulous, asking how the Constitution could bar the suspension of a right that didn't exist -- a right, he noted, that was first recognized in medieval England as a shield against the king's power to dispatch troublesome subjects to royal dungeons.
Pretty Girls
So I send a note to a friend about Cherry Tap, she comes on over and signs up. By the time I get to her page 3 hours later she has put up a pic. One picture, no content, nothing else. She had over 30 views with a bunch of comments, of course almost all from older men wanting to welcome her to CT and oh of course, feel free to add them as friends. This has me laughing my ass off. Men are such horn dogs! "Hey it's moving! Get it!" So what's a guy supposed to do to counter act? Where are the lady horn dogs? Do I have to take some pic's in the shower? How about some of me covered in cool whip? Honey? Jelly? How about sending a blast signed "XOXOX" and "Big kisses", or "I'm new here, please show me the ropes and I'll be just so grateful"? Maybe some of me on the bed with a sheet strategically placed? What are some suggestions? Help me out here people? lmao I know it's the way the world turns but this is the latest sign that I've had. Good stuff. It's funny because that's
We fall asleep as newly born dreams awaken in our breaths skin to warm ripple upon skin, lips moistly flavoured of more than a kiss legs entwining steps of a dance that does not end after the ultimate glow yes, the glow of a whole universe cascading in stars and heard as the music of heights, of depths, of that unutterable composition of the absolute so complex, so simple, really, if we sense it as blood pulsing, or a rustle of linen under completions spooning, or as a secret whispered by a butterfly of transformation glimpsed just as it takes flight behind the shrine and cocoon of our eyelids in the darkness of a room a room, like this where we fall asleep as if we were taking flight into the wholeness of space, you still inside me and I still enfolding this reciprocal desire of pervading much more than body and conceivably touching the meaning of soul, in a serene eagerness of wave that comes and goes, of shore that stays and yet never remains the same, after such inh
Wish Ritual
Prepare: * A large bowl * A wooden spoon * A sifter or colander * As many of the following herbs as you can find: Cinnamon, basil, clover, ginger, marjoram, tea, catnip, jasmine, ginseng, lavender, pine, sage, cloves This is inherently a simple spell but you can make it into an all-out ritual. Best if done when the moon is waxing, unless you are wishing to get rid of a problem. (This is a lot of fun if you make the powder with a friend!) Place all the ingredients into the bowl. Stir and grind them with the spoon. Continue to grind and blend until everything is mixed into a coarse substance- there should be no large pieces. It should be grainy and almost powder-like. Dump the substance into the colander or sifter and gently shake it back and forth over another bowl. The finest powder will get through the sifter but the large pieces will not. What you should have when you are finished is at least a handful of herbal wish powder. Make sure you go out on a nice day to perf
Kid Contest Now Open ! Updates
~~ Okay Everybody I'm doing a kid contest again~~ So send me your pic of a kid doesn't have to be your kid,Just a kid and i'll add him or her to the contest! Runs From 1/24 thur 1/30 1st Kid...... with 1 comments 2nd Kid...... with 1 comments 3rd Kid...... with 1 comments 4th Kid...... with 1 comments 5th Kid...... with 153 comments 6th Kid...... with 43 comments 7th Kid...... with 4 comments comments + rates = score Please remember you can comment bomb your own pic and rate it also! thanks everybody Maria click the pic to send the link! ~~Going To Be A Grandma On 08/22/07..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP
Ritual For Aids
This ritual focuses on destroying barriers and increasing the positive elements that will help us overcome AIDS. The ritual space is purified according to personal practice. Invocations to Athena, Hermes, and/or Brigid may be done. Those gathered will be divided into five groups. One will be assigned to each of the elements with one group in the center. Each group may be led by a particular coven or group of coven leaders. The center (altar) group will present each elemental group with the obstacle to overcome and later accept the positive "goal". We have divided the elements this way: Air - Knowledge/Ignorance Fire - Commitment/Indifference Earth - Funding/Red Tape Water - Empathy/Hostility When confronted with the obstacles the small groups will be wrapped with crepe paper by the center group. Some suggest the spectral colors, we suggest the following: Air - White Fire - Red Earth - Brown Water - Blue The groups break their bonds, overcoming the obstacle. When all
Sorry, I'm Down With Biteing...
Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny, Eat me, Beat me, Bite me, Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me, Very Slowly, if you kiss me, don't be sassy, Use your tongue and make it nasty!!! Ok, Thats right I love all of it.. sue me... I'm a freak... what can i say Love..
R.i.p. Eddie
3 Doors Down Here Without You Tribute To Eddie Guerrero
Yall Miss Me Yet?
well i have been missin my fam and im still workin on gettin the internet in my new home yall i luv it there i have a big yard and its in a very small neighboorhood but i miss my ct fam too ok this all for now mmfwcl!!
Please Help Dove Out She Is The Best Mom
Kid Contest Updates
~ Kid Contest Updates ~ 1st Kid...... with 17 comments 2nd Kid...... with 81 comments 3rd Kid...... with 12 comments 4th Kid...... with 3 comments 5th Kid...... with 1586 comments 6th Kid...... with 1765 comments 7th Kid...... with 5 comments 8th Kid...... with 16 comments 9th Kid...... with 1 comment 10th Kid...... with 1 comment So Far so good! remember u can comment bomb your own pic! Maria
What Do You Do?
What do you do when you've been hurt so many times? And then you finally have found someone you love, But, you're scared you're going to get hurt. What do you do when the person you love is the only one you can turn to? But, then that person is no longer there. What do you do?
Can people on the internet that you never met really be your friend? What is a "real" friend? Someone who listens. Someone who cares. Someone to make you laugh. Someone you look forward to seeing. Someone faithful and loyal. SO the only difference is the physical contact. I would say I have a few very special friends who have shown me they care, they make me laugh even when I don't want to, and they are definitely people I look forward to seeing. Most of you have listened to me on days when nothing seemed to go right for me. So I just want to thank you for being real friends to me.. no matter how grumpy or moody I am (I can be moodier than a woman with PMS).. no matter how stressed I get. You have always been there for me. I love you guys!
Poem For The Homies, Lo's, Lette's And Ninja's
Poem for the juggalo's We are the out casts of society We come from the rich an the poor We're Christians pagans, anarchist, and other Friends, brothers and sisters We're known as juggalo's The Freakshow We're honor bound We live and die by the carnival Very few understand us The one's that do are Fam Friends brothers and sisters We're known as juggalo's The freak show Grease paint,Hachets,faygo,and homies We don't rape, kill or anything we sing about We mug an do thing we ain't support to We are survivors Friends, bothers and sisters We're known as juggalo's The Freakshow we are every where We may not all agree Yet we stand together in the time of need We will watch one another backs For we are the freashow The family of clowns and ninja's Simply known as juggalo's
Just For You
You have awoken the fire, You have brought it to flames. You reminded me of life, And set my soul aflame. Don't let this scare you, Please don't let it go. Let's revel in the heartbeat And enjoy it so! If going too far is what you fear, Take my hand and lead me there. Let me feel your passion, Let me join with you and share. Respect ourselves let's enjoy together, The pleasures the raptures of sensual beings. Take me, caress me, and fill me with desire Let me in return fill you with mine. Take you, caress you, and fill you with desire I will in return let you fill me with... yours.
Ohh..nirvana !
Flickering candle light emotions the quietude of the morning hour moments silence all but for the chirping of the early risers tranquility the hour of the awoken soul traversing across the time feeling like on astral planes lost a million miles away, in thought a process, of the mind's device seeing beyond the natural realm touching the untapped, the new deep within the recesses, of this fragmented consciousness a state of substantial reality awakening the morning light, Nirvana! emotions within moments of silence and tranquility feelings of thoughts seeing and touching, a state, awakening, Nirvana!
The Dripping Moment
Still these hearts that feel the urge, Take them up to astral realms, Meeting on a mutual level, Comfort and soothe the search. Entertain the thoughts, of crescendos building, Fires awakening, Revitalizing sensualism. Carnal pleasures bulging out Your laden freight Occupies this vacant space Filling it to capacity Perpetual pleasure when we reach out, Sprawl, and thrust our forms Replenishing the metered rhythm. Enjoying the ecstasy of the flesh, Giving and taking in mutual bliss, Motions entwined into unison, Devouring the orgasmic moment. The appetent moment, Desirous with wanton need, To fill ourselves with greedy lust. Appetites now stilled; satiated. To nestle within our warm embrace Spoon our forms and feel contentment Our heartbeats against our naked souls A joyous sensation felt within.
George W. Bush The Worst President Ever
SPIEGEL poll: Is George W. Bush the worst president [sic] ever of the US? Yes, 9299 82.67%; No, 881 7.83%; Do not know, 1068 9.50%; Total votes: 11248 [Poll snapshot: 25.01.2007, 09.16 Uhr]
A New Book
Am going to start soon on wrtting a new book. It will be full of actual facts, tidbits of iinformation that will leave your mind spinning out of control. To sum it all up the title will be The Extinction of Man. Basically it will entail of how with the increased population of human kind, we have caused the extinction of millions of various species of plant life and animal life. If we continue on the path we are on now, all natural food sources will be depleted before most of us can watch our own grand children grow up. What brought this up is I went through some photos from my grandparents when they were around my age and I seen what life was like back then. Now when I see the town they lived in most of the fields that had cattle or corn is covered in pavement with apartments and small businesses all over. Even iun my own age I have seen the difference that we have made, the great impact. No I am not a tree hugger, but, I also have this sudden phonia of eating food that is
Song Lyrics- If You're Going Through Hell
This song holds alt of meaning for me with all my family and I have gone through the last few years, we have not given up hope that tomorrow will be better and the Devil can not keep us down. Artist Name- Rodney Atkins Song lyrics- If You're Going Through Hell (Before The Devil Even Knows) Well you know those times When you feel like there's a sign there on your back Say's I don't mind if ya kick me Seems like everybody has Things go from bad to worse You'd think they can't get worse than that And then they do You still walk the straight and narrow And you don't know where you are Use the needle of your compass To sew up your broken heart Ask directions from a genie In a bottle of Jim Beam And she lies to You That's when you learn the truth If you're going through hell Keep on going, Don't slow down If you're scared, don't show it You might get out Before the devil even knows you're there Well I been deep down in that darkness I been down to my las
Need Some Help From My Friends
anyone wanna help me out? get me at the shoutbox..
Stupid Questions
hey whats' up I was just bored as i normally am. Just wanted to know if anybody knew the answers to these questions 1_ Does anybody know if anything rhymes with licorice? 2_ Have you ever thrown rice at a wedding? 3_ You ever laugh so hard you started coughing? 4_ Was math or english easier? 5_ Do you ever get tired of sleeping? 6_ What makes a cat scratch trees? 7_ You ever sleep on an inflatable matress and wake up with a huge headache? 8_ Do chicks with big boobs always have back pains? 9_ Are girls happier eating chocolate or ice cream? 10_ Did you know if you drop a penny from 10000 feet it can kill someone?
New Map For My Friends
hey i got a new map, way cooler than buddymap, please stop by and add ur mark, thanx!
What is Fibromyalgia? Fibromyalgia (FM) is a chronic pain illness characterized by widespread musculoskeletal aches, pain, and stiffness, soft tissue tenderness, general fatigue, and sleep disturbances. The most common sites of pain include the neck, back, shoulders, pelvic girdle, and hands, but any body part can be affected. Fibromyalgia patients experience a range of symptoms of varying intensities that wax and wane over time. Who is affected? It is estimated that approximately 5-7% of the U.S. population has FM. Although a higher percentage of women of all ages and races are affected, it does strike men and children. Because of its debilitating nature, fibromyalgia has a serious impact on patients' families, friends and employers, as well as society at large. What are the symptoms? FM is characterized by the presence of multiple tender points and a constellation of symptoms. Pain: The pain of FM is profound, widespread and chronic. It knows no boundari
~~illegal Immigration Problems?~~
GO MAXINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Subject: Maxine Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately; illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, wild animals attacking humans in Florida . Not me. I concentrate on solutions to problems. The result is a win-win-win situation: + Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border + Use the dirt to raise the levies in New Orleans + Put the Florida alligators in the moat. Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?
Allah Damned Oreo
Ok, I'm totally craveing an Oreo Which is odd Because Oreos make me puke But I'm craveing one Craveings suck I never have the things I crave around Blah Well, I was reading a book about *Astrology* And it turns out that Sagittarius Or however you spell it Isn't compatable with Virgo Which sucks Because I'm a Sag And my boyfriends a Virgo And since yesterday I totally believe in *Astrology* Because on Ruspar in the Morning Which is my all time fav radio show They give out *Astrology* Predictions There jokes of course and mine was fairly funny They said: Saggitarius, why do you always want to charge small amounts of money to your credit card? Then they gave examples of a person chareging 2 dollars for a cupcake on there card Refuseing to pay with cash Well I went to CVS And I had a cupon for 16 of stuff So I grabbed enough to crap that I hoped equalled 16 dollars Well I went and paid and the total came to 16.06 HaHa And I had to charge .06 cents to my
& It Hasnt Rained Today....
thank god. all that moopy weather was getting to me. i sent my phone to get fixed this stopped letting me make calls. i guess ive thrown the damn thing one too many times. ech. theres $30 i could have used for a taxi when i go to san diego. oh well. nothing can be done about it...i need my phone. i might die without it, lol. i feel bad for sean....remember how i asked you guys to vote for what kind of card to send him for valentine's day? well i ended up getting like 34 votes for one that sings & 2 for a normal one....::sorry sean you shall get the singing i guess the singing one wins. i almost feel bad for him...almost. ok well i have to get going. my phone should be ready by now. i have to get going guys...i have a late class today...yay for me. lol. well if anything it gives me a chance to get my errands done. oh & in case gina is reading this ::or anyone else for that matter:: coffee sounds fun. i have a few dollars left over from my sta
Bikers Contest Updates Got 3 So Far....
~ Okay I'm going to do a Bikers Contest ~ So I need bikers male and females for my contest contest will open up 2/1 thur 2/8 want to enter send me your pic link and i will enter you into the contest! 1st Biker is...... 2nd Biker is...... 3rd Biker is...... Comments + Rates = total Remember you can comment bomb on your own pic and rate it also! click the pic to enter..... ~~UBER MARIA..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP
You Know Your Old When...
While CT was down, I was downloading some music. Some present day, and some that I grew up on.. Now you know your old when you ask a friend if they know the name of a song and they say who??? lmaooo Those songs like.. Little bitty pretty one by bobby darin.. referred to the song as "a great beboppin song" and he was like "how old ARE you?" lmaoo Or that old favorite by Blue Suede Hooked on a Feeling, more commonly referred to as "the dancing baby" song.. of which his response was "dancing baby?" lmao Ok, so as we age we try to hold on to those instances of our youth that keep us young at heart. And we do this with all our mite because like many (and I am one of them) we dont grow old gracefully. We try and stay "hip" for our kids only to find out that hip is out, and being "dope" is in.. like wtf lmaoo Im not sure if being referred to something that is illegal is "hip" or "cool" but I often go with the flow. I was laughing the other day at the clothes styles that in
Teenager Contest Updated
~ Teenager contest updates ~ 1st Place...... with 9110 comments 2nd Place...... with 4074 comments 3rd Place...... with 49 comments 4th Place...... with 42 comments 5th Place...... with 2 comments Remember you can comment bomb your own pic! Maria
Natalie's Diary
Natalie's Diary Monday, February 16, 2004: Dear Diary, It's been another one of those Mondays. Somehow after partying all weekend, I made it to work on time this morning, and actually had a pretty good day. Tommy, my wonderful boyfriend, wants me to go to the movies with him tonight. I think I might hang out with my best friend Tonya instead. Tonya always tells me how beautiful I am. She says that Tommy doesn't deserve me and I can do much better. I kinda believe her, but Tommy has been great and he totally loves me. Maybe tonight, I'll go to the movies with him. Friday, February 20, 2004: Dear Diary, Just got in from work today. Tonya has been telling me about tonight's party all week. I got some new clothes just for tonight. I feel kinda bad about Tommy though. After standing him up on Monday, and not wanting to do anything with him tonight, he's probably pissed at me. Oh well, I will see him after the weekend. Tonya says this is gonna be the hottest party of the
Wanna Know What Ii Really Need In A Lover?♥
WanNa knOw whaT ii reaLLy NEED in a LOVER? Someone to take care of me. Someone who ii feel safe with while im in their arms. My security. My comfort. Someone to watch out for me and my best interest. Someone to encourage me to succeed in life. Be my supporter. My #1 Fan. I need a guy who tells me the complete and brutal truth. I long for honesty. No bullshit, just the truth. T-R-U-S-T. A guy who can come out WITH me, let me have my fun while he has his, and know im going home with him. No worries, just me & him. Together. Someone fun. A guy who loves to LAUGH with me and AT me. Someone to be myself with. A guy who loves me for me. Not just what you see in pictures... A guy who loves me without all the makeup, clothes, & glam. Just siimple ole' me. A guy who can appreciate my strength. Someone who U-N-D-E-R-S-T-A-N-D-S. A guy who will listen to me.. even when im venting about something that doesnt matter in the whole scheme of things. Just listen. A guy who stands up for himsel
I Think I Found
the scariest dood on cherrytap! Can we say issues and wrong in soooooooo many ways?
Wal Mart
JUST ANOTHER DAY AT WAL-MART A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't; the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?" "No," replies the greeter. "I just couldn't believe that someone would have slept with you twice."
Funny Shit...
The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. The winners are: 1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. 3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. 5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent. 6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absent-mindedly answer the door in your nightgown. 7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp. 8. Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash. 9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller. 10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline. 11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam. 12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists. 13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.
Inner Strength
Inner Strength -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can get going without pep pills, If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it, If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time, If you can take criticism and blame without resentment If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him, If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend, If you can conquer tension without medical help, If you can relax without liquor, If you can sleep without the aid of drugs, then............................................................................................. .................................... ....................................... .....
Testimony Lol
A woman named Jill stood up at her church's Testimony Meeting, or as some churches call it, "Cry Sunday", one Sunday morning, took the microphone from one of the church ushers, and bared her soul to the enrapt congregation: "I want to tell you about the awful accident that my husband, Jim, has suffered this past month. He was riding his bike, lost control, ran off the highway and hit a tree. He was rushed to the hospital, and could have died, but thank the Lord, all he suffered was a broken scrotum." The congregation gasped in horror. The men in the congregation were obviously uneasy and writhed in their seats. "Jim has been in terrible pain all month since the accident. He has trouble breathing. He has trouble swallowing his food. He can hardly lift anything, he's in so much pain, and he has missed work because of it. He can't lift our children up to hold them and give them the personal love that they need. Worst of all, we can no longer cuddle and hav
Having Mom Over For Dinner!
> > HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER! > > > You don't even have to be a Mother to enjoy this one... > > > > > > Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the > >meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful > >Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. > > > > > > Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian > >and Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course > >of the evening, while watching the two react, she started to wonder if > >there was more between Brian and Stephanie than met the eye. Reading his > >mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be >thinking, > >but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates." > > > > > > About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your > >mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the ! beautiful silver > >gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, > >I doubt it, but I'll send he
I was hurt today, I guess I'll get over it. Not like I have a choice, I'll remember for a while, Even if I pretend not to. It might never be the same, I don't know how she got back up so many times. She's stronger than I, And her strength was just one thing, Among so much that I yearned for. Maybe it isn't so bad, Maybe life isn't so terrible, Maybe just for today it is. Perhaps tomorrow morning the sun will shine, Maybe the clouds will be lined in silver, Maybe not. It might rain, I might cry, But either way I won't break, At least not all of me. My heart will heal, With saline glue, And even this in time shall pass.
My Sweet Friend
Snares@ CherryTAP she has been trying so hard to make friends on here and needs help leveling up anyone please help her with that special cherry tap love
God's In
You All Know the Story of the Other Woman It's a little Walden. She is private in her breathbed as his body takes off and flies, flies straight as an arrow. But it's a bad translation. Daylight is nobody's friend. God comes in like a landlord and flashes on his brassy lamp. Now she is just so-so. He puts his bones back on, turning the clock back an hour. She knows flesh, that skin balloon, the unbound limbs, the boards, the roof, the removable roof. She is his selection, part time. You know the story too! Look, when it is over he places her, like a phone, back on the hook.
I've Serached A Lifetime
ive serached a lifetime for someone like u and now that i found you it like a dream come just like a gift sent from heaven above you are the one i know that was meant for me so come on and love me and give me chance and ill be the one youll always love so now were togahter and life seems so WONDERFUL. the times we share together on line and on the phone now it is time to take the next step in are life and that is to be together in real life .. then are life are the most wonderful life of all . so now there is know more seraching in my life . because as long as you want me in your life . then my dream is real and came true . that is why i give you my heart .. done by chrisitne
I turn too see all the meaning of my life. And I see long traveled roads of heart-ache and pain. Looking back too all of the madness I have survived, it is a wonder I have stayed sain. My heart has become as cold and hard as an ice-burge in a dark and bitter sea. I live within a shell of what once was me. I have cryed rivers and ocens of tear. Built-up through long suffering years. Looking for a love that will shine with a warmth of happiness and joy too melt my heart. Seeking someone who will always be with me through all that life throws at us, and will never part. Hoping that someday I will find that love I so long for deep-inside. So, that within my shell I will nolonger hide. I look now and see a shining blinding light in the sky. Shinning bright and pure with a warming glow, cause it your love I have found, this I know. And it slowly melting the ice that is around me. Soon to soar and be set free. Cause your love is what I have searched for. And it is your love that was always me
We have auditions for Big Brother happening at work this weekend. The urge to grab a machinegun and rid the world of several generations of bad genetic material is almost overwhelming. Proactive Darwinism!
One Of The Best;-)
In Mississippi, a guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the mutt replies. "So, what's your story?" The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift of talking pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch
Bush Is Either Retarded Or Insane Or Both.
BUSH IS EITHER RETARDED OR INSANE OR BOTH. President Bush fought back at lawmakers opposing his new plan for Iraq today, charging that simply being against the strategy without suggesting alternatives was "irresponsible." He challenged them to come up with a better plan. Bush made his comments in his weekly radio address two days after top officials of his administration received a roasting on Capitol Hill about the plan, which calls for 21,500 additional soldiers and Marines to be sent to Iraq in an attempt to quell the increasing sectarian violence there between Sunni and Shiite Muslims, particularly in Baghdad. QUOTE "charging that simply being against the strategy without suggesting alternatives was "irresponsible." END QUOTE. Well what the hell is this then? Transcript for the video "Kucinich unveils comprehensive exit plan to bring troops home, stabilize Iraq" Submitted by Ceil on Tue, 2007-01-09 13:37. 1) The U.S. announces it will end the oc
Alice Wrote This For Jim Morrison
I'm a gambler and I'm a runner but you knew that when you layed down I'm a picture of ugly stories I'm a killer and I'm a clown Step into the street by sundown step into your last goodbye You're a target just by living twenty dollars will make you die I wear lace and I wear black leather my hands are lightning upon my gun My shots are clean and my my shots are final my shots are deadly and when it's done You're as stiff as my smoking barrel you're as dead as a desert night You're a notch and I'm a legend you're at peace and I must hide Tell me where the hell I'm going let my bones fall in the dust Can't you hear that ghost that's calling as my colt begins to rust in the dust I'm a killer I'm a clown I'm a priest that's gone to town
Yes More Alice
Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me Don't sing me lullabies I won't close my eyes, I can't close my eyes It's true, I'm doomed 'til dawn shines through Got too many things to do Got friends to see, I can't miss a thing It's true, I'm through I'm screwed, unglued I won't close my eyes, I can't close my eyes, I never close my eyes You see, they're always there with funny hair, Oh, I'm so scared It happens to me every night Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me They always want to take a bite Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me And if you think this isn't real I'll show you wounds that never heal To them I'm just a happy meal Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me Make the coffee black as night Help me through the night I know their appetite for me I'm meat but I'm sweet as can be And if I do too much booze I begin to snooze I hear the big old floppy shoes It's true, I'm stew, unchewed I won't close my eyes, I can
New Uncensored Pixs In Photos!!
ladies check out uncensored pixs..and plan your trop to south florida..hehe good times! DJK post your thoughts on the pixs..
More Europe Concerts
Well, we ended up not leaving after the Madrid show. We stayed for the next two shows in Spain and then the next three shows in Italy. We just got home Saturday some time. I have serious jet lag. ALL of the shows were GREAT! I hated to leave but I knew we had to come home eventually. If any of you get an opportunity, you need to check out their web site and check out their albums. They are a great band and they just get better with time. And if you get an opportunity to see them in concert when they make it to the states, take advantage of that! They are meant to be on that stage! Thank you all who have stuck with me in spite of me not being on line too often. I am going to try and come on here more often to say hello. I just don't always get to do the things here that I used to so that is why I have been keeping in touch through the blogs. Take care everyone!
Seduction: Whisper velvet with twisted lace A slender body a gorgeous face Lengthy legs walking with grace The look of seduction on her face Moon light dancing heating the place Stoking the fire with each touch the Flames grow higher with the lust The sins of the flesh upon the caress Joy over flowing the pulsating of the breasts Kisses of passion bodies intertwined Her heart is your body and mind Knowing what she wants at this given time Seducing you will be her nightly crime By Scott baker
Characters From The Whiterose Legacy: Morgan
Morgan: In his early days Morgan served as a slave in the fighting pits of Tamaria, in his time there he became a fierce rival with Dallamar. The pair became the most watched spectacle in the arenas. Release came when the Dark Hand purchased him as a slave and put him to work learning the art of sorcery. During the final days of the Dark Hand war Morgan came face to face once more with his old rival Dallamar in their final battle that would settle the question of who was the better once and for all. Morgan is decitfull and will go to any lengths to win a fight, he relies heavily on bravado and shows of strength to scare his foes into giving in.
If I could find words To describe Communicate To illustrate How I cherish you I'm sure that I Could also Levitate
Private Whore
Was it not what you wanted? To be there when you wanted Moist to receive On demand By your leave At your convenience? Was that not what you asked? Be at my call When I need you Then discretely fade Away with the dawn When I am done. And the garden grew not. Seed scattered And left Abandoned - job done Disowned deposit No gift to grow In the first law of physics. Force opposed Equal. Opposite As the yo-yo Come hither Then go And the anger raged. First outward at you Then a pause To reflect Inward owning You keep going back for more.
Questing For The Afterglow:
Questing for the afterglow: Longing for the time to pass. Wishing the light would last. Searching for what makes Me whole. With exploration of one’s soul. Spicing up the sense of pain. To see if I am human or just insane. Opening my mind to all, to see how far before I fall. Knowing that there’s no ropes. Just the chains that can not be broke. Exploring each and every link, as mind and body begin to sync. Floating in my own space, tunnel vision upon My face. Thrashing each and every wave with floggers ,whips, and sharp blades . Pricking My self to see the blood, as they use the vampires gloves. Flying upon wings of grace, above the clouds forgetting the human race. Scott baker
Method Man Feat. Redman-part 2
I, I get so high [Redman:] Yo ladies and gentlemen...we got Toni Braxton up in the house [Method Man:] So high that I can kiss the sky bitch [Redman:] We live up in here y'all, let's get high [Method Man:] Motherfucker get high High (Let's Get) High (Let's Get) High (Let's Get) High (Let's Get) [Method Man] Tical shittin again, spittin to win Load they guns clip in the end none sicker than him Yes indeed, I'm ill as any STD's or sex disease These dirty rats want extra cheese On that piece of the pie nowm ask me how high Until ya reach for the sky blame the crooked letter I That's my home, 23's wrapped in chrome Not only snap on y'all niggas but I'll snap dem bones Slap your dome, make you leave that crack alone You got the, key to the city but the latch is on I got's it locked, bringin the noise bringin the Funk Doctor Spock Bringin my boys bringin you lungs Pop the glock but only if you feel this shit Jack The Ripper, don't make me have to kill this bitch
First Post
Not quite sure if I am going to use this thing to any degree. I do enjoy writing (or typing as the case may be) in a blog and just ranting about one thing or another. We'll see just how popular this thing gets and how motivated I really am to do all of this stuff. I really do like how CherryTAP is set up. A very creative way to do an online community. I'm having a blast just learning more about the site and how to get farther and farther into it. Very addicting to say the least. I really don't have anything else to say I suppose. Just send me a comment or something if you want to learn more about me or see me updating this thing more often. I do love to write so I might just update it regardless of what people think. See you all around!
Spirit Call
Writen On The Poet Play Write
The Play Write In iambic pentameter written verse Came a play write who did rehearse Of kings and nobles and deeds of hate To the masses he spoke and they did relate Of innocents who did pay the price For others who lived of earthly vice Death did stalk the soul who prays He became famous through his plays Poor Capulet and Montague in suicide Of Desdemona the moors pure bride Of the Danes losses and brooding despair Of horror through pride beyond compare Tragedy and pain through deception He understood hates plot in conception Lies and half truths that spun contempt In his mind immortal stories he dreamt Now his name lives on and to all so clear There was only one William Shakespeare By R. Thomas Dinsmore
What Color Purple Are You?
You Are Lavender You are a sweet person with a very soft personality. People become easily entranced with you. They seem to glow around you. You have a quiet energy that can keep you active late into the night. Even if you aren't the life of the party, you definitely keep the party going. What Color Purple Are You?
$2 Tug Job
First of all a tug job does not come with fries and soda..lmfao
My heart has been opened by kindness, All of my passions have come alive. I am no longer left for blind. I see who I am from the inside, Tingling with energy. Screaming on the inside! Shouting from the rooftop, I have found myself once again! Never to wallow in my own self pity. With open arms I welcome you, I welcome all into my bosom. Hold you with my soul. I love who I am, Who you are. Keep well my friends! Becky Leanne...this one is dedicated to that special person that means the world to me! They know who they are! *wink*
Valentines Day Bah Humbug!!
Well it is almost that time of year again, FEBUARY 14TH, when we go out and buy flowers, cards, chocolate and those naughty little gifts for the ones we love. Me on the other hand it is a time for me to be the Ebineaser Scrooge of valintines day. It is hard not to feel a little jellious of people who for them febuary 14 has meaning when for someone like me it's meaningless. At 36 it is easy to find yourself looking back over your life and thinking about the things that have passed you by. Wishing that you could turn back the clock but knowing you can't. like most men not having someone sucks especily in the sex department but that not all of it. It's not having someone to share experences with. It's not having someone to hold to you in bed at night and it is not having someone to talk to or spoil a little when times like this come around. I know guies who are in relationships that gripe about having to do things for their woman durring these times of the year and I quitly scoff at the
I Need Help
could some one help me make a morph pic i got a cool pic that can go with it. if so please write me
Contractor Deaths In Bush's Iraqi War Fiasco Nearing 800
Contractor deaths in Iraq nearing 800 28 Jan 2007 Laboring in a war with no discernible front line, more than 770 'civilian contractors' [mercenaries] have died in Iraq since the U.S.-led invasion began in March 2003.
Male Pregnancies?
In the years since the first "test tube baby" was born in 1978, physicians and scientists from RYT Hospital have been working to develop a viable technique for the successful impregnation of male individuals. Illustrated to the right is a recent radiographic image of Mr. Lee, the first human subject to attempt this procedure, which shows the healthy fetus developing in his abdominal cavity. Please note that RYT Hospital is not accepting new patients for this procedure. Male pregnancy is still in its experimental stage and will not be available to the public in the immediate future. In vitro fertilization (IVF) techniques were used to induce an ectopic pregnancy by implanting an embryo and placenta into the abdominal cavity, just under the peritoneum (the surrounding lining). Please read below for the step-by-step process. HORMONES Oral doses of female hormones were administered to Mr. Lee to make him receptive to the pregnancy. The following graphs of his hormone treatment
To All Those I Have Helped In The Past
Hey all i would like to ask everyone to help me out with this contest i have been in for just under a month and in that time i have got 24 comments up till today there is only 2 days left in the best self picture contest and i would like to ask if people can go comment bomb my picture, please and thank you. i am hoping to get atleast 2000 comments so i can get a platnum cherry at least.
Taurus - Your Love Profile Your positive traits: You tend to stick with relationships - through the good and the bad. You are a great listener and tend to give valuable advice. Cautious and careful, you never jump in recklessly... saving yourself from heartbreak. Your negative traits: Money is very important to you, so much so that it's a cause of arguments in relationships. If your lover isn't loyal or attentive enough to you, your eyes start to wander... You tend to keep things inside - so your partner may not know when or why you're upset. Your ideal partner: Is stable, serious, and ready to be committed to you. Is successful and able to provide you with the lifestyle you crave. A true romantic, who is willing to express their desire for your heart. Your dating style: Comfortable and traditional. You'd love to have a nice meal at a cozy restaurant. Your seduction style: Love comes first for you before you'd even think of intimacy. Tradition
Mall Of America
Going up the escalator toward "The Park at MOA" (Used to be called Knott's Camp Snoopy - They could have came up with a better name lol.) (I remember when the Met Stadium used to be there, then the land was vacant for awhile in the mid to late 80's)
Moving Train
I shot this slow-moving train & set the camera on the track to see if you can hear it. ... (more)
Two At Once
I just feel like having two people at once: two guys, two girls, doesn't matter. Just so long as they're willing to play with each other as well as me, and so long as one of the girls brings a strapon. Give me!
YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST..I want to know 35 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. You're on my list, so let me know..... JUST HIT REPLY TO SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A MESSAGE THEN, REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS AS A BULLETIN. 1. Can you cook? 2. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator? 3. What talent do you wish you had? 4. Favorite place? 5. Favorite vegetable? 6. What was the last book you read? 7. Are you Dirty or Clean? 8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 9. Worst Habit? HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 10. Do we know each other outside of myspace? 11. What's your philosophy on life? 12. Pessimistic or Optimistic? 13. What was your dream growing up? 14. Worst thing to ever happen to you? 15. Would you give me money or a slap in the face? 16. Tell me one weird fact about you: 17. Would you have my back or ki
Motivation For Us All!!
Tuesday, January 30, 2007 Stepping back Imagine that you can a step back from yourself, far enough back to get a good, objective look at the way you are. What do you think you would see? You already know what it's like to be you from the inside. Think for a moment how it would be to encounter you from the outside. Consider how your words, your actions and your priorities look when viewed objectively. Think of the advice you would want to give if you were to observe yourself for a while from the outside. Stand back and watch the way you spend your time. Look closely at what really works for you, and at what really doesn't. Though it is unwise to become obsessed with what others think of you, it is smart to regularly consider your life from an objective viewpoint. It can give you a new appreciation for your strengths and will help to point out areas where you can make valuable improvements. In your imagination, every now and then, take a step back, and then take a go
Safe Sane And Consensual
Welcome to the blog. Safe Sane and Consensual is how I network. Nothing will be done if both parties do not agree on the play I do not support Domestic Violence. This is for consensual safe fun only thank you!
Shoutbox it my computer or is the shoutbox not making its damn noise anymore! SO it is snowing right know what that means...if not...I have a blog in here about it somewhere!
Wantings Puddle
Just A Quicky Thought.. Your breath caresses my heated flesh as you whisper delicious morsels of words along the contour of my body. Fanning the flame of desire with each kiss, with each lick, so enticing. The pleasure mounts with each syllable, leaving me breathless and reducing me to a puddle of want.
This is the "hottie" test. Reply through a message with your answers. Post this and see who will fill this out. You may be surprised to see some of the answers. Dont worry about hurting feelings--- BE HONEST!!! Do i look like a good kisser? [] yes [] no Would you kiss me? [] yes [] no Am I? [] beautiful! [] sexy [] fine [] pretty [] iight [] ugly! Do you think i still have my v card? [] yes [] no [] dont know! I look like.. [] a player [] a slut [] a whore [] a hubby/wifey type [] a one time thing [] a next bf/gf If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No Would you rather.. [] hook up with me [] cuddle with me [] date me On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 Are you going to repost this so i can answer for YOU? [] yes [] no what would you want me to be to you? [] friend [] girl friend/boy friend [] Hub
Just have a look. It's incredible what people can get away with: So much for tolerance!
Wings & Petals
He flips me and enters from behind Slowly spreading my wings My insides prepared My petals open Making ready for his entrance This upheaval delights me Like a pending storm Holding us captive in the moment His untamed actions hold me powerless He crosses the threshold His thrust, rhythmic I’m imprisoned with savage ecstasy Then it happens A synchronized pinnacle We linger at the peak
How I long to make you mine. How I long to feel my arms encircle you, holding you fast against me. How I long to your body as you struggle for release. I ache for the feel of your lips moving against my palm as I seal your mouth and prevent your pleas from being heard. I can feel the sensation of your backside as you writhe against me, desperately trying to gain your freedom. How I long to smell your scent as I press my face into your neck. Your fear and arousal mix together, becoming an intoxicating perfume that fuels my desire. How I long to see the way the ropes wind about your body, the way they sink into your flesh. How I long to feel the resistance as they pull your limbs together, ensuring your captivity. How I long for sight of your breasts as they bounce slightly, your efforts to free yourself making your chest heave. How I long to feel you fight as I press the stuffing into your mouth. I grow hard as your tongue slides against my fingers in a desperate
Good Day!
Help Me Out
hey everyone i am trying to help a friend get his ratings up so if u have time stop by and help him out
Tonight I Wanna Cry Lyrics
Alone in this house again tonight I got the TV on, the sound turned down and a bottle of wine There's pictures of you and I on the walls around me The way that it was and could have been surrounds me I'll never get over you walking away I've never been the kind to ever let my feelings show And I thought that being strong meant never losing your self-control But I'm just drunk enough to let go of my pain To hell with my pride, let it fall like rain From my eyes Tonight I wanna cry Would it help if I turned a sad song on "All By Myself" would sure hit me hard now that you're gone Or maybe unfold some old yellow lost love letters It's gonna hurt bad before it gets better But I'll never get over you by hiding this way I’ve never been the kind to ever let my feelings show And I thought that being strong meant never losing your self-control But I’m just drunk enough to let go of my pain To hell with my pride, let it fall like rain From my eyes Tonight I wanna cry
Super Glue
The day is here, this year...again My heart is broke, I stand alone Yet through mistakes, I've learnt; I've grown. Now I understand...We mend The day is here, this year...again Tonight I'm trying something new This time I will use super glue.
Friendship A friend is not a person Youll play golf with on Sundays, Nor are they the co-worker You carpool with on Mondays. Those you met a month ago Have no history with you, Yet you still convince yourself That their friendship will be true. Have you no understanding Of the difference, in the end, Between simple acquaintance, And the truest kind of friend? A friend has your best interests In their heart, as time goes by. You wont see their love vanish, When you dont see eye to eye. There is no competition, Between those of kindred souls. A friend would never covet What youve earned, pursuing goals. Youll be lucky if you can, On the day when your life ends; Count upon a single hand, Your sincere and faithful friends. For he is dependable, She is worthy of your trust. A devoted confidant, With a heart both fair and just. You neednt fear her counsel, Nor suspect his word a lie. Ere deceit escape their lips, A true friend would rather die.
Ever Feel Like Packing Your Shit And Going
Hey Cherries! Mr Kangaroo and I still touring around Cherryville where we came across the worlds larget dildo...pretty impressive huh ladies! Anyways...My rant for the day is more of a thought. Ever just wanted to pack your shit and just move, just get the hell out of wherever you are? Packing is optional by the way. This is what winter does to me. I need to get to where it is warm so I dont have these stupid ass thoughts. Still though, just been wondering if I am where I want to be. I know everyone has that question. I am just sharing. OK...I am going to go back and see if I can see just what girl can sink this some bets, I see a couple walking this way Mr Kagaroo! Later
Somethin I Worte
Dark.... From cloaks of midnight black tars becomes the resting place of falling stars Reduced to crystal shards that leave falling children nicked and scarred Pavements hard admist rasict cars of blue and white lights of fire and ice Fortune through small jars behind steel bars dieing to live? were dieing for LIFE!! Loss of sight for the have nots those who got and have nothing for what they have So as times are bad in the Valley of Darkness we dream of the light that we once had Hungry as dark wraiths accross our minds crushing our spines strangling the surface of sane thought Women fallen like lucifers angels sell thier spirts with thier bodys as thier frames are bought Abandoned buildings like haunted houses.......inside the place of the ghettos lost souls The hauntings of our streets as well......loss has killed thier warmth and left them lost in the cold Smell of burnt flames old spilled intoxicants staining cement paths of destruction Buildings slante
Another One Lol
Smart Kid
A young boy went up to his father and said, "Dad, the teacher gave us an assignment to determine the difference between potentially and realistically. Can you help me?" The father thought for a moment, then answered. "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that." So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!" The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!" The boy then went to his brother an
If I Wasnt A Beaner Myself I Wouldnt Post This, Its Funny!!!
i dont feel good. and i dont think its gonna get any better. least for a while.
Laura sat in the smoky bar and surveyed the crowd. She hated coming here, the drinks were always watered down and her clothes stank of stale cigarettes for days afterward. But the place had an uncanny knack for attracting the naïve young girls that she had found herself preying upon lately. Laura knew their type. They dressed in tight leather and fancied themselves players in the BDSM scene because their boyfriends had blindfolded them once or twice during sex. They considered themselves bisexual or lesbian because they had kissed their roommates once or twice in college. Laura was an experienced player in the BDSM scene. She had tried it all and she had enjoyed every minute of it. But she had trouble keeping a partner. Her previous playthings had found her too rough, and ended their association with her after the first session. She longed for a partner with whom she could let herself go fully, hold nothing back, but the women she met seemed fragile and scared of their ow
Three Things To Think About
Subject: Three Things to Think About 1. COWS 2. THE CONSTITUTION 3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS COWS Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington and they tracked her calves to their stalls? But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow. THE CONSTITUTION They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore. TEN COMMANDMENTS The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse........You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall No
Hope Hurts
Grief dominates like emotional smog Streetlights of past emotions still exist Orange incandescence wrestling with the gloom I meander through avenues of existence Familiar but darker now The shadow of your passing changing every moment into an eternity of wondering why? They tell me “Hope never hurts” When living without you is a pain that surpasses all description But life must continue with the memory of your laughter as the dawn that follows the darkest night The spring that warms the coldest winter The light beyond this darkness I must survive till then Until the time comes when I can speak your name and smile at the contentment of your soul
Try This
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or > train > follow these instructions: > > 1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case. > > 2. Remove your laptop. > > 3. Start it up > > 4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen. > > 5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky. > > 6. Then hit this link:
Thoughts (i Think Too Much)
had a phone call earlier...and this is what was going on in my head... There must be an angel with a smile on her face, When she thought up that I should be with you. But it's time to face the truth, I will never be with you.
Heart Warming Story
A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"
I Need Anew Song
looking for a new song to my profile and wondering what they is any suggestions please
Words Or The Day By Me!!
The basic essence of cultivating enlightenment should be discerned: it is the inherently complete and pure mind, in which there is no false discrimination, and body and mind are fundamentally pure, unborn, and undying. This is the basic teacher; this is better than invoking the Soul of the ten directions. bryan aKa the writer
My Son And The Phone
David and I talk on the phone everyday. If he calls the home phone and I don't answer, he calls the cell.. then the home phone.. then the cell.. on and on till he gets me. I was on my office phone as the phones around me kept ringing.. 4 calls on the home line... 3 on the cell before I had to get off and answer
Why You Should Spay/nuter Your Pet
Neutering is important for a dog's health, but most important, it prevents unwanted pregnancy. A 1991 study found that between 10 percent and 25 percent of the offspring of U.S. dogs and cats are destroyed annually. You should spay or neuter a pet at 6 months of age, before the pet reaches sexual maturity. This is especially important for female dogs, because the likelihood of developing mammary (breast) cancer later on increases once a dog has gone through heat. The incidence increases greatly with each additional heat cycle. Pets are under general anesthesia for their castration or spay, so fasting is required for 10 to 12 hours before the surgery. This decreases the risk that the pet will vomit—and aspirate the vomit, which can be deadly—during anesthesia. Dogs—especially puppies—which are very active after their surgery, may also need a sedative to keep them calm. In both dogs and cats, ovariohysterectomy is a major surgery. The ovaries and uterus are removed through an a
A Quote From A Cartoon
"Ya always pile drive the one ya love!" Class of 3000 on adult swim lol
Twilight Zone - Golden Earring (thanks Mark, U Got That Stuck In My Head Lol)
Twilight Zone - Golden Earring Somewhere in a lonely hotel room There's a guy starting to realize That eternal fate has turned his back on him... It's 2 A.M...... It's 2 A.M. the fear has gone I'm sitting here waiting the gun still warm Maybe my connection is tired of taking chances Yeah there's a storm on the loose Sirens in my head Wrapped up in silence all circuits are dead Cannot decode my whole life spins into a frenzy... CHORUS: Help I'm stepping into the twilight zone Place is a madhouse feels like being cloned My beacon's been moved under moon and star Where am I to go now that I've gone too far Help I'm stepping into the twilight zone Place is a madhouse feels like being cloned My beacon's been moved under moon and star Where am I to go now that I've gone too far So you'll come to know When the bullet hits the bone So you'll come to know When the bullet hits the bone I'm falling down a spiral--destination unknown Double crossed messenger-
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Under The Mirror
I found a warm place with a fake sun. I thought life was reality, I wasn't the only one. The skin pulls over my eyes, I can't see whats fake, whats real and whats a lie.Where do I stand, where will I lie? I lost it all in the hall of mirrors, maybe on a russian roulette wheel when the tide was high, I thought it was clearer. I found my new consciousness not so clear,the true world holds secrets, whispers and some times fear.
The Norse Rede Of Honour
In all that you do, consider it's benefit or harm upon yourself, your children and your people. All that which you do will return to you, sooner or later, for good or for ill. Thus strive always to do good to others or at least strive always to be just. Be honest with yourself and with others. "This above all; to thine own self be true". Humankind and especially your own family and folk have the spark of divinity within it. Protect and nurture that spark. Give your word sparingly and adhere to it like iron. In the world, your first trust and responsibility should be to your own people. Yet be kind and proper to others whenever possible. What you have, hold. Pass on to others only that which you have personally verified. Be honest with others. Let them know that you expect honesty in return, always. The fury of the moment plays folly with the truth. To keep one's head is a virtue. Know which battles should be fought and which battles should be avoided. Also
Add My Friend!
hey y'all add my friend weedberi please.
Hello Everyone I Am Sexy Alpha Female Wolf
You Never Know Unless You
IF YOU LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS Be honest If you really like someone right now, And miss them right at this moment, And can't get them out of your head, Then let them know, And whoever you are missing, Mite lead you to alittle taste of heaven! lol chief zmanbearclan
By My Princess Its Hot Baby
"First Round!" ( ADULTS ONLY PLEASE!) I will take you now by the hand, Lay down damn it, I push you on the bed. I strip my clothes off doing a dance instead Revealing my nice breast you take it all in. Ill feel your arms giving you a chill, Make you so horny ,Please be still. Removing your shirt over your head Kissing and sucking your pecks, over and again. At this point you will be so hard Yearning for my mouth to be on your bod. Unbuckle your pants and off they will go My mouth makes its way to the base you moan. I kiss and suck the base of your dick You continue to moan uummm suck it suck it. I do what you say without hesitation I cant wait, my mouth waters with anticipation. I slide my tongue all the way up your fat cock. Inserting it slowly, starting to suck While tasting pre-cum, the whole thing in my mouth I grab it firmly and up and down. I wont let you cum no way no how I want to enjoy it longer soaking in my mouth. I move f
Sometimes, Risking Getting A One On My Profile Would Be Worth It...
Gahhhh! I can understand sexy pictures, I can understand suggestive pictures, but Geeeeez, what is with the need for photographs that make me want to rip my eyes out! No, I do not want to see your junk, if I did I'd be looking into your bedroom window when you go to bed at night. Ewwww! Actually no, before you can think it I'm not that much of a prude. My problem isn't with human anatomy, it's with nasty human anatomy that caused the SO's of these people to be involuntarily bulimic. Yes, I'm done bitching now.
The Death Of A Best Friend
It's been all most a year since one of my best friends died right be side me. i can't believe how fast time goes by, it seems just like yesterday we where driving around and listening to music. His death was sudden and the causes of his death are still unknown. So as i remember him and think that he is in a better place, i also know now how short life really is and how fast it can be taken a way. i live my life one day at a time and try to do as much as i can in one day. i know that he is looking down on me and i hope he is smiling. and i want him to know not a day goes by that i don't think about him. the song that plays on my profile was his favorit song so as i end this blog i say to "my self rest in peace john you are and never well be forgotten"
Drama Drama Drama
ok. I posted a mumm and it was only to see peoples reactions, but decided to delete it after people got all upset over it. there is no need. It was a simple question, that required a simple answer. Maybe I was wrong, but it seemed like people were getting defensive over it. Someone accused me of drama and that wasn't the case. I have enough drama in my real life right now than to worry about some drama on here. Nor, am i looking for attention. I have better ways of doing that. People calm down about the mumms, you take them way too personal sometimes. they aren't supposed to be taken literally sometimes, but I do believe that you need to pick and choose where you hold your conversations. Some people are actually looking for advice and other times they are not. so please use your better judgement.
I feel so blonde in trying to figure this site out! UGH! So if I dont get back to you right away.... dont shoot me.... I am still trying to figure out what the heck is what! LOL
What's Your Theme Song?
Your Theme Song is Oops I Did It Again by Britney Spears "It might seem like a crush But it doesn't mean that I'm serious" Heartbreaker, superflirt, player... you've been called all of those. You're not that innocent, and you know that you have a super sexy vibe! What's Your Theme Song?
Full Of Whispers
Before I felt your love in my heart My soul was in torment Seeking passion amid the devastation of my essence Haunted by unceasing despair I found your Love growing in the twisted wreckage of my faraway dreams A wild flower flourishing in the cracks between ancient unforgiving stones You came into my life and Scattered my despair to the four winds Our souls are now as one Your lips brush against my breast with a nuance of songs Like a roomful of whispers My destiny has become yours Your passions pass through my eyes Like shadows retreating into darkened corners Eternity is ours Do you feel the soothing mind-touch of my delicate tears As they hush your tempest soul? Do you hear my lust weaving a spell-song of longing and desire Enslaving your heart? Now that I have tasted your sweet nectar I can no longer remember the sorrows of my past And I am forever grateful to Love for giving you to me
I Wanna Come Back As A Bear
Angelic Connection
Today an angel called for me He said it was one of those Calls that I should have been Getting from the start and never To stop receiving. He whispered sweet lullabies Of comfort and hope Through the wired connection And told me not to worry He will be home soon To wipe my tears and not To forget that he will always Love me. He never meant to put These feelings upon me But things just happen. He had also told me That it wasn’t my fault, That it isn’t nearly as Close to my fault as it Was entirely his own. I know he loves me more Then anything in this world And I know that he knows no Other can ever love him half As much as I do. Forget what you think you know About him, because it is I who Knows him inside and out. So for now I shall sit in silence Till the dawn breaks over me And over again, until the day Matthew comes back home.
Irvin In, Tagliabue Out For Hall Of Fame
MIAMI (AP) -- Michael Irvin wrapped his arms around Thurman Thomas in the kind of hug that new Hall of Famers share. Somewhere, Paul Tagliabue could only envy their emotional display. "That embrace Thurman and I had, we talked earlier, we were falling apart on the phone," Irvin said. "We don't sound like cool people that played a tough game right now." The former Dallas Cowboys receiver with the off-field woes and three Super Bowl rings, was among six former players voted into the Canton shrine Saturday. But the commissioner who guided the NFL for 18 years before retiring last summer didn't even make the first cut. Irvin and Thomas were joined by Bruce Matthews, Roger Wehrli, Charlie Sanders and Gene Hickerson. "This was worth the wait," Irvin said. "I know my alphabet. When I heard 'H' I was like, 'OK, I (is) next.' So, whew! I was so afraid we were going to skip over the I's." Not this year, his third try. Irvin didn't mention his troubled past -- pleading no contes
Dj Tiesto - Dance For Life
One of the best DJ's around..and guess what?? He's
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Breakfast At Mcdonald's
(Please read until the end.) This is a good story and is true, please read it all the way through until the end! (After the story, there are some very interesting facts!): I am a mother of three (ages 14, 12, 3) and have recently completed my college degree. The last class I had to take was Sociology. The teacher was absolutely inspiring with the qualities that I wish every human being had been graced with. Her last project of the term was called "Smile." The class was asked to go out and smile at three people and document their reactions. I am a very friendly person and always smile at everyone and say hello anyway, so, I thought this would be a piece of cake, literally. Soon after we were assigned the project, my husband, youngest son, and I went out to McDonald's one crisp March morning. It was just our way of sharing special playtime with our son. We were standing in line, waiting to be served, when all of a sudden everyone around us began to
Interesting To Compare These Two
Well... first and foremost I want to start off by thanking those of you who sent me a message. comment, gift, or shoutout yesterday. That meant a lot to me... more so than I would have thought it would. But... here is the reason for this blog: More of you guys on here (being the computer... most of you I haven't met in person) did something in some way yesterday to wish me a Happy Birthday. Where as MOST of the friends I do know outside of this damn computer didn't. Don't get me wrong, I don't care that people don't recognize my birthday... I am getting to the point where I don't want to recognize it. I mean it is just the fact that I have "known" most of you for what almost two months... and yet some of my friends I have known for 5+ years and they couldn't be bothered. My best friend (who lives in AZ and I am in WI) who I just reconnected with a few months ago called me...and so did one of my other best friends... but I guess outside of this web site/computer I now realize who my tru
Well, been a while on my end for blogging so heres an update. Well WAS pregnant when i wrote the last blog in November...On thanksgiving richard and i went to the ER..had a miscarriage. total bummer. I think i am finally getting over it, i still get things in the mail about ultrasounds, and pregnancy magazines which i had unsubscribed to a few months ago.. so i dont know wtf...but when i get them in the mail i dont have a complete breakdown (which is a good sign)I did go back to school i have about 21 hours left of my internship and for some reason i just cant seem to get thru my hours...if its not one thing its another. like something is purposfully holding me back. i skipped out of work early on friday due to massive back pain. went to the chiro and he said that i had a lateral shift of my spine, and POSSIBLY a herniated disc. well that would account for all the pain i have been having. since i thought i only threw my back out. so get to go back to the chiro tomorrow, and possi
Good Way To Start The Week
Another new client signed on today. :) Talked to another that will be ready by the end of the week too. And another is getting final approval from their board next week. Now if every week could be like this!
Only You Can Make Me.....
You make me feel…. Beautiful, important, sexy Like I can be myself-free and natural The way I really am I feel no need or desire To pretend anything else You touch me, hold my hand, kiss me Just, well… anywhere, anytime You embrace my entire body with yours Always, you say and do the right things My spirit soars-I can't, nor do I want to Stop smiling
Best Super Bowl Commercials #3
Two words. GROSS & DISGUSTING! But it was laugh out funny. I won't be surprised if gay organization have a cow over this on what they would call another gaybashing commercial. Frankly, the manly thing would be to punch the other guy's lights out for even thinking about a piece of my candy bar. Where's Mr Manly when you really need him?
Valentine Videos - Pt 6
Dawgs And Boy Scouts
Since I have joined CT, I have seen tons of stories in the form of bulletins that tell tales of nasty men. These men prowl the pages of CT in search of women in need of attention. They swoop in on these unsuspecting victims and promise them everything from the moon to the sun and stars. Their ultimate goal is to get the woman to invite into their lives in the real world. When this happens, these women find themselves being used by a man who is doing every female he can get his hands on. Sadly, these women get together on CT and tell tales that would make sensitive types shared a tear. These men, who judge their manhood by the number of women they are banging, fall into one category. These men are "Dawgs." Unlike the 4 legged kind, these "dawgs" simply don't care about anyone but themselves and if that means hurting you, then they will. However, if there is one constant in the universe, it's the fact that the universe is in balance. Opposites like in and out, up and down, ho
Watchout For Robinhood
Robinhood and his merry men Carried the bow and arrow me friend Robin was real good Could put the arrow right center wood This I really understood At the start of me love life Not with me wife Got the arrow in the heart Hurt so badest it torest me apartest Thought Robin was the arrow shooter Hired by my lover I thought true r Hit me dead center Then I needed me soul mentor As the years past I tried to make me loves last Been arrowed so many times It just weakened me spine Can't break a strong back Got back on track Watching for that fool Robinhood Gonna breakest his arrows good
Your Eyes
this is what I thought could be done with this piece as well, the verses are a backdrop,and other person's lives loves and mishaps, the chorus is the love that is the focus of the piece. Love is .. Two people stariing Across a room ... A stranger that passes Might notice you ..! Two hearts afire !!! A passion grown cold... The last love you lost The first love you'll know (Chorus) And when I see, that look In your eyes In your eyes In your eyes And when I see, that look In your eyes In your eyes In your eyes Heaven or hell ... Believe it !!! Right here on earth ... The better it feels The more it hurts ... But when I hold you What can I say I never knew love Could feeel this way (Chorus) And when I see, that look In your eyes In your eyes In your eyes And when I see, that look In your eyes In your eyes In your eyes
To All My Friends
You are so special! Today is ".. Buddy Day". Send this to your .. friends - even me, if I'm one of them - and see how many you get today! ~xoxo!! ___________________________#__# _________________________#__##__# ________________#########_#____#_# ________########____________##_#_# _____##__##____________________#_# ____##_#___#_____________________# ____#_#___#_________________##___# ____#_#__##___________#######_____# ____#__#_#_________###________##__# _____##_______###_#_____##_____#________####### _______###_______#_____###______##____##__###__# _________#______#________#___#__#____##_##___##_# _________#______#_______#####___#___##_##____#__# __________#_____##____##_______#____#__#_____#__# ___________##____##__________#######___#___##__# _____________##____##_____###_____#_____###____# __________#############_####______#_________# _______##_______#______#____#_____#___________# _____##_________#______#____#_____##_________# ___##___________#_______#___###
Your In My Heart
IF You wake up in a red room with no windows and doors, DON'T panic.. you're just in my heart!!! Send this to all the friends you want to keep forever... Today. Send this to all of your friends, and me if I am one. If you get 7 back you are LOVED!!! Here are the numbers of what kind of friend you are based on how many you get back.. 1-3 ~ you're a bad friend 4-6 ~ you're an okay friend 7-9 ~ you're a good friend 10+ ~ you're great friend
Facts About Timmy
facts about Timmy 1_ I'm 6 foot 1 inch 2_ Hiking is something im getting into during the warmer months.. i can't wait cause it really has helped gotten me stronger..gets a lot of stress out 3_ I almost died when i was 2 yrs old.. had a lot of lung problems. thanks dad for smoking 4_ i was a pallbarrer at my grandmas funeral 5_ Everyone thinks I have a tall family when I'm just the freak of the family 6_ Never lived anywhere else but maryland 7_ My right bottom jaw hurts 8_ I did tap dancing in state competition at 6 9_ Was 5th place in the middle school geography bee 10_ My parents share the same first letter of their first name and my dad's name rhymes with my name ~Timmy~
If You Could Hold A Conversation With The Big Man On Campus....?
If you could sit with Baby J over a couple cups of coffee (or mugs of beer) for an hour and talk with him, what serious questions would you ask him? What would you want to talk about?
The spiritually enlighten mind Passes through a world so blind Unwilling to see things as they are Refusing bridge the distance so far Blaming the poor for their fate Holding closed freedoms gate Allowing none to pass and live in peace Seeking rewards while others they fleece Misdirecting the public with a show Yet those now awake already know That this sham that passes for virtue Is only a secret to the sleeping few Awakenings come to all in their time Then the spirit evolves to the sublime Overcoming these earthly bounds Till one at a time the tone resounds Finally in time we stand as one all Joined as one at conclusions call Free of the madness consuming for naught Free of control and all that it brought Running free in every way that may be At peace with the universe through eternity By R. Thomas Dinsmore
Good Morning All, Happy Tuesday To Ya
How do? Good Morning and whippee-gee-willickers not real sure what that phrase means other then happy day. How’s the world responding to your needs today? Or better put how is the world treating you? Me you know ah so, so here. It’s cold so I am moving slow, slow. I just left out the L & W and chicken scratched it down as so, so. I best check the caffeine level of this mornings brew. Once again no school for the colomites today (Colomite is my term for a Coloma Comet, Mandy’s High School) due to the cold and the chance of Frostbite and Hypothermia and those two little gems are why the schools are closed in southwestern Michigan today. I also bet if I look in the mirror my hair would be standing on end. Can hair stand? If so then why is it always lying down on my head? And here is one, I have heard the saying bad hair day…does that really mean that someone’s hair did the unspeakable? So in essence when someone scares you so bad that your hair stands up on end, that actually could mean
Where Will You Be Caught Having Sex?
Albert DAmico was caught having sex! In the middle of the act, caught in the throes of passion in the bathroom ... you've been caught by Alf! 'Where Will You be Caught Having Sex?' at
A Raindrop For You
Can you smell the rain, crescending Little drops beaded on your face, Though I see differently with my own eyes, A twinkling jewel under gray skies, Golden light to my heart within, A kiss in the rain unbroken. Fast nor slow the tears fall, Like a soft drip from a creek, Calmly meandering towards the lake, A lake of diamonds gleaming under the sun, You and I hand in hand run, Together in the rain untouched. Happiness is only a tear drop away, This is ours for the taken, cherish the moment, I promise you love for my life, Please stay with me under the mists, Kiss me with your precious lips, As we dance in the rain under sunny skies... ©2007 Lee T.
Eh, life is getting crazy. I'm glad I didn't end up doing band this semester because I would have lost it. Between balancing work, school, homework, friends, my boyfriend, family, and trying to have alone time, my head is spinning. I'm going to lose it here.
Beautiful Woman
I always considered you A beautiful woman. With your crimson painted lips And cheeks red with youth. Your Hair so meticulously kept That glistned in the noon day sun. Your svelte figure that caught my eye Every time I saw you walk by. From the first day I saw you I knew you were the one. And when I finally met you I was awed by the charm you spun. Though we dated other people I always came back to you. And then one day I proposed And to my delight you said yes.
Hmmmm Interesting Stuff
Found elsewhere: Valentine Application!!! would you makeout with me me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Would you sleep with me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay [] Ugly! Do you think I'm a virgin? [] Yes [] No [] Don't know Would you... (Check all that apply) [] Buy me cute underwear? [] Buy me a cute bra? [] Buy me flowers? [] Take me out to dinner? [] Buy me a drink? [] Buy me a thong? (For girls only...I hope) [] Get me some chocolates Name one thing you would like to do to me... I look like.. [] A player [] Next bf/gf [] A friend [] A friend with benefits [] A possibility [] A loser If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe Would you rather.. ?? [] Hook up with me [] Cuddle with me [] Date me [] Friends [] Friends with benefits [] have sex On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 []
This Is For Cassie (voodoo)
I'm not the one who's so far away When I feel the snake bite enter my veins Never did I wanna be here again And I don't remember why I came Candles raise my desire Why I'm so far away No more meaning to my life No more reason to stay Freezin', feelin' Breathe in, breathin' I'm coming back again I'm not the one who's so far away When I feel the snake bite enter my veins Never did I wanna be here again And I don't remember why I came Hazing clouds rain on my head Empty thoughts fill my ears Find my shade by the moonlight Why my thoughts aren't so clear Demons dreamin' Breathe in, breathin' I'm coming back again I'm not the one who's so far away When I feel the snake bite enter my veins Never did I wanna be here again And I don't remember why I came I'm not the one who's so far away When I feel the snake bite enter my veins Never did I wanna be here again And I don't remember why I came Voodoo, voodoo, voodoo I'm not the one who's so far away
You Remind Me
You remind me of tiny diamonds on the Ivory Coast, handfuls of splendor slipped through my fingers, and the Atlantic's muted roar against shore of my dreaming heart breaking wise to eternity without a man like you. You remind me of the one big break to land on Broadway blown, a young girl sleeping late but dreaming she sings, a broken clock seals fate in suburbia's sterile coffin. Jets scream, startling illusions over a field of halos, angels faces upturned, gold, sigh an unrelenting dirge. See how he fades from her. See how he fades into weeping. You remind me of time strutting the Second Line to New Orleans jazz, drums and brass at Desire's funeral while alleys of women drained of blood sanctified slump in monsters' arms, smiling in death's rapture. You remind me of a mirror, hung high in my mother's house, dimmed with neglect, reshaping reflection to shadows and regret. See how we fade from love. See how we
You Remind Me
You remind me of tiny diamonds on the Ivory Coast, handfuls of splendor slipped through my fingers, and the Atlantic's muted roar against shore of my dreaming heart breaking wise to eternity without a man like you. You remind me of the one big break to land on Broadway blown, a young girl sleeping late but dreaming she sings, a broken clock seals fate in suburbia's sterile coffin. Jets scream, startling illusions over a field of halos, angels faces upturned, gold, sigh an unrelenting dirge. See how he fades from her. See how he fades into weeping. You remind me of time strutting the Second Line to New Orleans jazz, drums and brass at Desire's funeral while alleys of women drained of blood sanctified slump in monsters' arms, smiling in death's rapture. You remind me of a mirror, hung high in my mother's house, dimmed with neglect, reshaping reflection to shadows and regret. See how we fade from love. See how we
Why Why Why
Why do people and I am sure most of them are fairly intelligent to begin with get so friggin stupid when the roads get bad!!!?????? Seriously doesn't everyone know NOT to slam on your breaks when the roads are covered in ice and snow and it's coming down in torrents on top of that....grrr this stupid ass almost totally smashed into me from his own stupidity, it was like within an inch of my car!!!! Grrrrrr I could have gotten out and killed him I was so mad and I still am in case you can't tell. grr grr f'in grrr
He is awake thinking of nothing Zen-like staring into the oblivious unseen Not even the flutter of his imaginings Filter though penetrating shadows Not even sounds of life Sift through the air Only the welcome release of detachment Soothes his cares Sometimes it’s best envisioning no body, Releasing the mind to all
I look in the mirror, what do I see? Nothing cute, nothing pretty, Just lonely me. I look away, Tears in my eyes, Hurt by all those troublesome lies. I think of my lies, My wanting heart, craving soul and uneventful mind. Drowned in sorrowful darkness. Waiting for love,life,direction. Do I want you? him? Them? Ha! they laugh behind my back yet care in front of my eyes! A bloody dagger deeper into my soul, Caressing the sin, Leaving the light. They say misery loves company. Yet no one, not even misery, Loves me. Help me! I'm falling! Won't anyone catch me before i die and rot away? 1996
You may have seen this but it's worth watching again!
I love,and love all,it is hardest when the more you care the more you fall,If you can't be my lover then I will be the damndest best friend you ever had.---FOREVER.
I know it's wrong. I tell myself a thousand times a day. OThers have said the same thing but I cna't say good bye to him, I just can't. The thought of him not being in my life just hurts too much. I don't even care if I just catch a glimpse of him I need to see him, need to be around him. Everytime we kiss there is this incredible feeling, a chemistry I"ve never felt before with anyone. He's a man who knows exactly what he's doing, and does everything right. He knows how to toch me how to hold me, how to kiss me and my body responds like no other. I love the way he smells the way his lips always taste like vanilla and coconut. I love it that he also can't get enough of kissing me and it's always hard for him to go. How do I know that what he says to me is true? HOw do I tell if he really loves me or is it something that he's saying just to get in my pants. I've seen way too many lifetime moves about this very thing. But am I blind to this one? I told him I loved him, truth is I don'
give gold get shit speak up get hit love them hate me is this all i'll ever be help them save them for god's sake don't betray them but in the end who's been betrayed who's lost it all i cannot say i know i never hurt them all perhaps i may just let them fall i cannot let them take me down my god the dark is all around they've broken me and torn my wings i cannot fly i cannot sing i cannot save myself or them just when i think i'll live and then is just the time i fall asleep yes back asleep back to my dreams no not the kind of dreams in which you sing and dance and take a chance the kind of dreams that make you see just what you've lost and what has died and where you remember all the times you've cried and all the times you tried to scream but you just were in between fuck i think im tearing at the seams
A Story That Ends In Alora
I am ready to share more of myself with any who care to read. Most of all, I am need of catharsis tonight, so I will give you a long story that ends with Alora........ This is the most difficult part of my life to talk about. Soon you will understand, but I don't want pity or sympathy....not for Alora, and certainly not for me. Alora is not the result of a loving relationship or the product of an illicit tryst. She is the result of a rape. Before you let yourself think one more thought on this story, you need to know this--Alora is my blessing, my PROOF that something good can come from something horrible. It is not the things that happen to me that matter, but rather how I choose to deal with them. I choose to love and laugh and see the good. I almost let the darkness of it all overtake me. Somehow, I managed to find the light. I think it was because of Alora. I can talk about it now, but she was 2 years old before I told a soul. I had to work through it mysel
True Feelings
NEVER GIVE ALL THE HEART" Never give all the heart,for love will hardly seem woth thinking of To passionate women,if it seems certain,and they never dream,that it fades from kiss to kiss; For everything thats lovely is but a brief dreamly kind of delight.O never give all the heart outright for they,for all smooth lips can say they have given their hearts up to the play, and who plays it well enough. If deaf,dumb,and blind with love? He who made this knows all the cost for he gave all his heart and lost
My Favorite Airline....
Stuck in O'Hara...4th cancelation in row, made AA change me to Northwest...I found out they canceled because they have sick people on the crews, not because fo the weather....THOSE BASTARDS!!!! now flying to Detroit out of here, and then to Toledo...using a different carrier... FUCK AMERICAN AIRLINES!!!
She Was Soooooooo Blonde!!!
She is so blonde! * She thought a quarterback was a refund. * She thought General Motors was in the army. * She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. * She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. * At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius." * She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept. * She sent a fax with a stamp on it. * Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonic * She tripped over a cordless phone. * She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate." * She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK." * She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. * She studied for a blood test. * She sold the car for gas money. * When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead. * When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home. * When she heard that 90% of all cr
Officials Indict 5 In Iraq Contract Scam
Officials indict 5 in Iraq contract scam 07 Feb 2007 Three Army Reserve officers and a U.S. contractor were indicted Wednesday as part of a bid-rigging scam that steered millions of dollars of Iraq reconstruction projects to a contractor in exchange for cash, luxury cars, jewelry and other pricey goods. The three U.S. Army Reserve officers were responsible for helping to supervise how the U.S.-managed Coalition Provisional Authority spent an estimated $26 billion available for 'reconstruction' projects in Iraq.
Only 4 Women
Only a woman knows.... of a sensually burning fire, she holds secretly within...igniting her desire. Only a woman knows, where a soft touch can excite, and give her more than pleasure as she dreams it in the night. Only a woman knows, yet not always she reveals, the sensation that she longs for, or the craving that she feels. Only a woman can share, like no other human being, for she sees through all the truths, the others are not seeing. Only a woman can give, with her arms held open wide, her freely flowing passion, thats steaming deep inside. Only a woman can lock, and throw away the key, to all these sexy feelings , and never let them be.
The Healthy Submissive
The Healthy Submissive By Yalda Tovah "Discipline gives total freedom; it allows you to go beyond your limitations, to break through boundaries and reach the highest goal. The path to discipline will not only save a person's life, it will also give it meaning. How? By introducing him to deeper joys and deeper longings, by creating a silence in which the whisper of the heart can be heard. Truly, discipline is the road to liberation." --Gurumayi Chidvilasananda In this discussion, I will be talking primarily about the female heterosexual submissive, because I don't know enough about non-heterosexual female submissives and Dominants to know whether this analysis is completely applicable. This focus is not to suggest that lesbian female submissives and their challenges are less worthy of study, merely that I am not equipped at this time to do such a study. So often, women who are newly aware of their submissive needs endure a period of self doubt around the troubling question:
Unusual Names...
Okay, who has an unusually spelled and often mispronounced name? first or last? how is the spelling compared to the pronunciation? This is a major issue with me, people are forever not saying my name right, and going to the dentist 2x this week and e.r. once, it is getting on my nerves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Self-promotion. . . With A Twist. . . :)
Yes, it is shameless but I couldn't help it. I had to much fun with it! I couldn't let the oppurtunity go by without sharing. You should try it. Have fun and enjoy! S~ If you cannot view go to or to get help. Enjoy!
I Wonder
I used to look up at the sky, wonder and ask why. Some nights not sleep much at all, look for someone to hear my call. All those nights and unanswered cries inside at times ready to fall. I'm tired of this, and often don't even try. I wonder in my head often, why should I keep looking if noone accepts me? I don't try cause theres no time, no room for me to hurt. I thought it was love years ago, I was wrong. I asked to be the only guy she'd see, instead you see she lied to me. I became so hurt,I decided to be alone, and stay, instead between now and then a few friends came along my way. I'm putting one foot in front of the other, I'm hoping I've found a new other, one who won't give me shit or misery. One not to abuse a man, instead one to defend him, and to stand up and take a stand. Only time'll tell, only time can see if in a years time I'll have found her or if shes found me. If not I guess I'll go back to the boards, go back to my lyrical lab, once again forever more.
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