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Mexican Clam Chowder
Ingredients: 1 can Campbell's® Chunky™ New England Clam Chowder 1 can Mexican-style corn, drained 1/2 cup shredded Cheddar cheese Salt & pepper Directions: MIX soup and corn in saucepan. Heat through. Salt and pepper to taste.
1 Million Ct Members
We should have some kind of contest to guess the date of when the 1 millionth member joins CT. It's at 992,500 right now. Ok clearly I am bored ;)
Thank You
For anyone wondering what its about ... my nephew is very ill .. and i just want to say thank you for peoples thoughts and prayers they are sending .. Sometimes as we go through life We are given things to cope with that dont make sense Things that seem unfair Things that we may never understand Sometimes as we go through life We meet people who open our eyes Who help us to open our hearts and minds To things and feelings we havent known before Who give us strength by being there By listening and understanding And these may be people we have never met or even spoken to But who still find the time to place us in their thoughts and prayers And its to all those people that i want to say thank you From the bottom of my heart while times are difficult What you are taking the time to do is having a great effect Us not feeling alone is just one part of it And i know that Sams mum wants me to thank everyone She was so touched she didn
Anyone Else
anyone else want not to be friends list,this guy is mad cause i told him that he didnt have an 10 inch dick and now he wont rate my picture lol well let me see i dont ask anyone to rate my pictures you want to look there they are
"murder," She Wrote Before Scribbling, "and Suicide."
Okay. So, my other dispatcher tells me today that there is no code 5, but the moment that bit of stupidity flowed from her lips, she proceeded to define code 5. I can't be the only one who sees the contradiction in defining something that doesn't exist. Just for your 10-43, code 5 does exist and can be defined as the following: dead and/or not alive. That bit aside, I had my first house burn completely to the ground. Fortunately, it was an abandoned home. No occupants helped with the whole no injuries bit. Always a good thing... Rounding out my evening was a nice little first for me. My very first all out gruesome murder. How 'bout that? Add to that the fact that this was a murder with a suicide following suit and you have yet another first for my list. First jazz aside, I was so detached during this call. I heard myself methodically asking questions and giving instructions, but it was as if I was just a fly on the wall. Not that I can fly, mind you. I particularly
Old Habits Die Hard
Holidays Suck!!
Ok all bare with me ok.... my wife's mom decided to leave her hubby on Good Friday of this year after 42 yrs of marriage... Holiday ruined.... Fast forward mother's day we did my daughter's recital in laws show sit 6 seats apart and we go to dinner and her dad doesnt go another holiday ruined... Father's day we had a lil bbq for her dad her mom is bent another holiday ruined.... the july 4th we got an invited to go to my brother's house for the 4th,,,,we decided to go and enjoy the pool and my family...we had great time... well her dad had a heart attack yesterday and her mom is pouting that we didnt go with her family for the holiday... my wife deciced to go be the "happy people" (her words nit mine) lol she has been caught in the middle of her parents problems..she needed a time away now her life is hell.... Maybe i'm an ass BUT last 7 yrs we spent MY birthday at her parents house , last 7 yrs we spent 6 yrs with her parents of july 4th..last 7 yrs we did father's day
Things Are Not Always What They Seem
Scarce any Tale was sooner heard than told; And all who told it, added something new, And all who heard it, made Enlargements too, In ev’ry Ear it spread, on ev’ry Tongue it grew. Alexander Pope
Hurry, Hurry Has No Blessing.
In a busy family there is a lot of activity. We sometimes feel imprisoned by all the work, school, extracurricular activities, housework, meetings, and special events. In the press to do it all, we may lose our peace because of the hurry. We rush to eat; we rush to work; we rush to get there on time. Much of this cannot be helped. But hurry has no blessing, as the proverb goes. We can create quick tempers and a lot of frustration if we try to hurry too much. When we allow enough time to slow things down, we give ourselves a chance to enjoy what we're doing, and to develop along spiritual lines. Inner peace depends on our keeping a balance in all the things we do. Only then can we feel the joy that comes from having enough time to do things quietly and smoothly, and value the inner peace that comes when we do not hurry. How can I take my time today and enjoy myself
Why Men Loose Interest In Great Women
Especially a little later in life after a break up or divorce. Know what I'm talking about? Well, then let me ask you... If you did somehow meet a great guy... are you confident that you'd know what this attractive, successful, and "together" single man was really looking for in a woman? And more importantly... would you know how to have him RECOGNIZE YOU as the right woman for him and want to be with you and explore a real relationship? If you're like some other women I've met and worked with, then it's been a while since you've "dated"? (or wanted to "date" or get out there) Which begs the question... Do you even know how you REALLY come off when you're around a great guy and you're in that uncertain and awkward "casual dating" stage? What's tough here is that meeting men and "dating" can make it way too easy for you to act nervous, get a little freaked out, and NOT be your true "best self." Plus... lots of women THINK they know what a man wa
Continuing To Rise.........please Help Out!
Okay...I just checked totals in the contest....and although my numbers have gone up substantually...thanks to a few very persistant friends...I'm still sitting in 7th place, with 1026. There is gonna have to be some MAJOR,MAJOR, MAJOR bombing goin' on, if I'm to even catch up to 6th place...over 2500 comments. guys don't expect me to do that much by myself????? It would REALLY be nice if all those that are on my friends and family list, would come by and help out! AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE ONES THAT HAVE BEEN BOMBIN' THEIR BUTTS OFF TO HELP ME, AND ARE CONTINUING TO....I'm talking about those on my list that haven't been in AT ALL! Well, I know some of ya don't like contest...but I doubt that it would 'kill' help out a little bit ...for a friend!
When I Am Old
When I am old, shall I wonder where I have been? And wonder why I was as I was? Will I regret the whens and the wheres and the whos of my life And feel saddened that I didn't go more, do more, and see more Of the offerings in my universe? How will I know that I am old? My spirit feels sixteen--alive with reckless abandon. Why would I regret having been where I have been? Places are only places, after all. Should I have done more? Perhaps, but I emptied myself for others and kept little for me. And all those whom I have met enriched my life--each one teaching me more about myself and the world than I could learn on my own. When I am old? Never shall I be! Life is too good, the world is too wide, and you, my love, are all I need.
The Nightmare
No words could ever describe the terror. The thoughts never stop haunting me. Those frightening feelings never seem to end. Nothing will be able to free me again. No one tends to hear my cries. Not a person could understand my feelings. Does anyone understand what it is like? Could they ever see inside? Will they ever feel the way I do? Frightened, terrified, alone. Not a word in the world could describe me. Yet there seems to be a hope. A light has come out of the darkness. A warm, glowing feeling has arrived. One day this nightmare will be over.
Wrote This Around My B-day Now I Know Why
If I was a tree,would you be my roots? To help me stand and keep me strong. If I was the earth would you be my sun? To keep me warm in the glow of your light. If I was the grass would you be my wind? So I could feel your soft and gentle touch throughout the day. If I was a bird would you be my feathers? So you could lift me up and take me places I've never been. Without you I am nothing,With you I can do anything.
Good Ol' Tom
I just found this one the other day randomly and I really like it. The rest of Tom's stuff is pretty good, this one fits right in with his mellow stuff. Makes me think about how things are coming back slowly but surely. The timid and shyness is giving way to the cockier old self that I want back everyday. Tom Petty- Its Good To Be King It's good to be king, if just for a while To be there in velvet, yeah, to give 'em a smile It's good to get high and never come down It's good to be king of your own little town Yeah, the world would swing if I were king Can I help it if I still dream time to time It's good to be king and have your own way Get a feeling of peace at the end of the day And when your bulldog barks and your canary sings You're out there with winners, it's good to be king Yeah I'll be king when dogs get wings Can I help it if I still dream time to time It's good to be king and have your own world It helps to make friends, it's good to meet girls
The Mailman's Retirement
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar
This Is How It Begins...(current Song Space Cowboy-jamiroquai
Giggity, giggity... This is how it all begins...spur of the moment impulse I've been hangin round these parts for several months...never put much thought into any of it... Boss at work mentions somethin about back to the impulse buy...picked up a webcam for 15 bucks...kind of into technology, the whole concept is awesome...but that's for another blog. So, thanks to this impulse buy, I have finally been able to get a salute and increase my ranking past that 99.99% so many are stuck on. Cool, cool So, now, it's 1:30 Monday afternoon and I'm writing this, joining others who for whatever reasons are here too! So, I say High to everyone, Me
There Ya Go...
I hurt... I am a real person. Not someone to be toyed with... so if you just want me to adore you to have another woman pining over you then forget it. You are not real and you never were.
Back Yet Again
Hey yall im back yet again! My computer fucked up last week and I got it fixed and working properly again thanks to my friend Llyod! He does awsome jobs on the computers! Anywho hit me up and see whats going on!
I Will Just Love You Tomorrow
Because i cannot love you now, that my heart is filled with grief When I'm thirsty for the truth And I'm blinded by the lies Because I don't know how to trust again And i am scared to even try I will love you tomorrow When my heart is free again
Sexy Diva Megamix
Needs Help To Get To Assassin
Skateboarder - Opierdaller Kuvah Mach 498 Points to go! could you please give him some cherrytap help thanks from seejaykaygee
How The Phone Should Be Answered In America
JUST SO WE CAN REMEMBER WHO WE ARE AND WHAT WE STAND FOR Subject: How the phone should be answered...... Rules for the phone. How ALL business phones SHOULD be answered! GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA . Press "1" for English. Press "2" to disconnect until you learn to speak English And remember only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. If you agree......keep it going
Amy Has Be Put Behind Bars Lol
Smoked Turkey Legs
Difficulty: Medium Prep Time: 30 minutes Inactive Prep Time: 30 minutes Cook Time: 4 hours Yield: 6 servings 6 turkey legs 3 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce 1 tablespoon vegetable oil Dry Rub, recipe follows Mop, recipe follows Your favorite BBQ Sauce, as needed, (recommended: North of the Border Chipotle BBQ Sauce) Several hours before planning on barbecuing, loosen the skin on the turkey legs by running your fingers under it as far as possible without tearing the skin. Combine the Worcestershire sauce and the oil. Coat your fingers with the mixture and rub really well into the turkey legs, getting as much as you can under the skin. Sprinkle the dry rub over the skin, liberally rubbing into the turkey legs and under the skin. Place the legs in plastic bags and refrigerate. Prepare the smoker for barbecuing, bringing the temperature to 200 to 220 degrees F. Remove the turkey legs from the refrigerator and let them sit at room temperature for about 30 minu
Alive N Well
so i spent just a few days in florida and then away i went off on yet another adventure. Philip tracked me down because some one who shall remain nameless sent the blog to him.. i am now in denver luving up on that man as much as he will let me. on the other hand had to find out the hard way which friends go my back and which ones talk trash behind it. ah well shit happens right.. hkl y'all
Reflections On Ny
I'm sitting here not knowing what I want to say, yet the need to say anything at all is so overwhelming that I feel I may read this at the end and I'll have just rambled on having not really said anything at all. Some might argue that that is indeed the whole purpose of a blog...which I guess is fair enough. So I'm not long home from New York where I spent two whole weeks with some of the most amazing people. I actually met a friend who I met on CT over a year ago. It was an instant connection y'know and has been ever since really. Meeting one another only confirmed what she and I both knew; and that's that we're the best of friends and are likely to be till the end of time. Through her I met some wonderful people, who all made me feel so at home and welcome. Her family actually made me feel like one of the clan and the kids needless to say were fantastic. Having forged relationships with her kids on the phone it was nice to be able to become closer to them, seeing them smile at my
Soldiers Prayer
If I ever go to war Mom, Please don't be afraid. There are some things I must do, To keep the promise that I made. I'm sure there will be some heartache, And I know that you'll cry tears, But your son is a Soldier now, Mom, There is nothing you should fear. If I ever go to war Dad, I know that you'll be strong. But you won't have to worry, Cause you taught me right from wrong. You kept me firmly on the ground, yet still taught me how to fly. Your son is a Soldier now Dad, I love you Hooah, Even if I die. If I ever go to war Bro, There are some things I want to say. You've always had my back, and I know it's my time to repay. You'll always be my daybreak, through all of life's dark clouds, Your brother is a Soldier now, Bro, I promise I'll make you proud. If I ever go to war Sis, don't you worry bout me, I always looked out for you, but I can't do that anymore, Cause I'm a big bro to all in America. I love you so much and you know that, Your brother a soldier now Si
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Giving My Seed
i was recenlty approached by a few lesbian friends of my that want to have a kid and asked if i would donate my seed as it were so that they may have a kid. they have told me that i may see the kid any time i like when it is born. however they dont want my name on it any were (ex. the birth documants and so forth.). but it would be hard for me not to feel i guess some wanting to be the childs father in some regaurd. i dont know really i was thinking of asking to be the godfather of the child but i dont know if that would really fly. im really not sure any of you that read this please give me your input into my sitution.
You scored as Pleasure and pain, You love sadomasochism! Whether beating someone, being beaten, being punished, squeezed, pinched, whatever, it turns you on. The sweat, the leather, the pain, you can't get enough.Pleasure and pain96% Tie those ropes tighter!86% Ow, these handcuffs are too tight79% Whips, chains and slaves79% How dare you smack my ass?71% Yes Sir/Ma'am!64% How BDSM are you?created with
New Family "fetish Fun Family"
We have started a new family called "Fetish Fun Family" or "FFF" in interested in joining please contact me and I will add you to the list. I have very few request if a member. ************************************************ 1. Try to help other members when they need it, like with comment bombs, rates or downraters. 2. Try to watch out for members bulletins (I know this can be hard, I will try to copy and repost everyones bulletins for the day in one post, most time it is only one family bulletin) 3. Add either "Fetish Fun Family" or "FFF" to your name. 4. Have funnnnnnn , and communicate with each other. Share pic ideas and comment on pics we all like to hear comments (good i hope lol). 5. No downrating each other in public, the rest of CT does that to us LOLOL. BUT!!!! Most of all HAVE FUN and get new friends..
Some Help With This ...
My friend came to me asking where in the heck we have heard this song recently. Its familiar, yet the movie that its from ( or on ) escapes me. We believe either Narnia or one of the Harry Potter movies, but can't seem to find which. Maybe neither. But its something recent we believe. Can you help? Song above. Lyrics below. Please pass this on and ask that if anyone can help ( and no, its not from the Snowman movie. It says it is, but thats not where we heard it- I did do some searching before posting here ) [Echo] Were walking in air [Echo] [Echo] Floating in the sky [Echo] [Echo] Floating in the air [Echo] Were walking in the air Were floating in the moonlit sky The people far below are sleeping as we fly Were holding very tight I'm riding in the midnight moon I'm finding I can fly so high above with you All across the world The villages go by like dreams The rivers and the hills The forests and the streams Children gaze open mouths taken by
Bleed It Out
Title: Bleed It Out Yeah here we go for the hundredth time Hand grenade pins in every line Flow em up and let something shine Going out of my fucking mind Fithy mouth, no excuse Find a new place to hang this noose String me up from atop these roofs Knot it tight so i won't get loose Truth is you can stop and stare Run myself out and no one cares Dug the trench out lay it down there With the shovel up out of reach somewhere Yeah, someone pour it in Make it a dirt dance floor again Say your prayers and stomp it out When they bring that chorus in [Chorus] I bleed it out digging deeper Just to throw it away I bleed it out digging deeper Just to throw it away I bleed it out digging deeper Just to throw it away Just to throw it away Just to throw it away I bleed it out [End Chorus] Go start the show Drop your boys and the sloppy flow Shotgun I put lock and load Cock it back and then watch it go Mama help me I've been
Spotlight Okieangel Our Next Godmother ??
~OKIEANGEL~~@ CherryTAP OkieAngel is a great friend of mine & now she only have 135,000 to become God"mother" She have a lot of stash item to hit so come on and woot ;) =(^_^)= ENGLA
Yes i live an alternative lifestyle....this doez NOT mean that i am an alternative 2 your huzband or boyfriend.
New Shoutbox Feature - Very Cool
Have you noticed the new shoutbox feature yet? If you click on the person's name who you are responding to, and click on the little horn icon next to where you are typing, the shoutbox opens up in its own window, how cool is that
Mrs Rockin Deb
Boneless Pineapple Chicken
3 cup boneless chicken, in chunks Deep Frying Batter 2 cup All purpose flour 1 3/4 cup Corn flour 2 tsp baking powder Salt 2 beaten egg yolks Cold water Pineapple Sauce: 2 cup water 1 can pineapple juice 1/2 cup white vinegar 1 tsp salt 2 beaten egg yolks Corn flour 1/4 cup white sugar Place flour and corn starch in mixing bowl. Add salt, mix dry ingredients well, add cold water to form a thin batter. Add beaten egg yolks and fold in baking powder (do not stir). Let sit for five minutes and fold again (do not stir) just before using. Prepare deep frying oil at 350-375 deg. Dip chicken chunks in batter. Deep fry 3 to 4 minutes until chicken is cooked. Remove and place on lettuce leaves on platter. Pour hot pineapple sauce over chicken and serve hot. For pineapple sauce bring water to a boil, add pineapple juice, add vinegar, salt, sugar and food coloring. Season to taste. Boil continuously, add corn starch (mixed with water to form thin paste) to
Chicken And Mushroom Soup
1/2 lb Boneless Chicken Breast 4 tb Sesame Oil 2 c Chicken Stock 2 tb Sherry 1 c Fresh Mushrooms, quartered 2 tb Fresh Parsley, chopped Thinly slice the chicken breast meat. Bring the chicken stock to a rolling boil and add the chicken and mushrooms. When the soup starts to boil again and all of the ingredients float to the top, remove from the heat. Add the sesame oil and sherry and taste for seasoning. Add salt and pepper if necessary. Serve in individual soup bowls and sprinkle the parsley on top. Serves: 2
~ Cheap Trick- I Want You To Want Me ~
Every Mans Dream, wanting you to want them :)
I Just Saw Shemar Moore's Bits...
Let me say...I was not impressed. Maybe the water was cold. *shrug* it's on
Help For Joanna Please!!
If I Knew ...
If I knew Current mood: content If I knew it would be the last time That (more...) I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly And pray the Lord, your soul to keep. If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door, I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, I would video tape each action and word, so I could play them back day after day. If I knew it would be the last time I could spare an extra minute to stop and say "I love you," instead of assuming you would KNOW it. If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day, Well I'm sure you'll have so many more, so I can let just this one slip away. For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for an oversight, and we always get a second chance to make everything just right. There will l always be another day to say that "I love you," And certa
"moment Of Silence"
Pounding of drums Beating of hearts Perfect rhythm With one accord Sudden stillness Intense sadness Loss to all One moment of silence Broken by one Then another Join together Reminiscing Whole in spirit again Dedicated to KB and group
On A High
I'm on a high,on a high there's nothing more to it. We are the sea and the sky and the blue that runs through it, yeah. and there are some who say there are so many things I need so I run or I fight and I crawl or I scream and I bleed I bleed, I bleed it's a lie it's a lie - don't you believe it. if you're fine then you're fine - it's all how you see it. oh, there never will be no conspiracy of happiness. I'm on a high,on a high and there's nothing more to it I have the sun, it's a star why should I refuse it and there are so many reasons I could give you why I should be down there's not enough money or time and my love you're not around around, around it's a lie it's a lie - don't you believe it. if you're fine then you're fine - it's all how you see it. oh, there never will be no conspiracy of happiness. you're alive,you're alive - how else could you hear me? you are fine, you are fine -nothing worth fearing 'o there never will be no conspiracy of ha
Update On Contest
ok i have one contestent so far come on all lets get some more in here
Beef Burritos With Monterey Jack Sauce
1/2 pound boneless chuck, cut into 1/4-inch cubes 1 tbsp vegetable oil 1 1/4 cups finely chopped broccoli 1 small clove garlic, minced 1 small onion, minced 1/2 cup tomato purée 1/2 tsp chili powder 1/4 tsp ground cumin Sauce: 3 ounces Monterey Jack cheese 1/2 cup sour cream 4-ounce can chopped green chiles 2 tsp fresh lemon juice four 8-inch flour tortillas In a large heavy skillet cook the chuck in oil over moderately high heat, stirring until it is just browned. Add broccoli, garlic, onion, tomato purée, chili powder, cumin, salt to taste, and 1/2 cup water. Cook mixture, covered, over moderate heat 15 to 17 minutes or until filling is thickened. Keep the filling warm, covered, over low heat. In a small saucepan, combine Monterey Jack cheese, sour cream, chiles, and lemon juice. Heat over moderately low heat until cheese is melted and keep warm, covered. Do not let sauce boil. Heat a dry 8-inch skillet and heat each tortilla, turning frequently, for 30 sec
Me And My Drugs
I found a box of old photos of me and some friends of mine from the early 90s, we sure liked our drugs back then! Those were strange times, i was in an experimental/rock/jazz band and i had really long hair, sometimes i would wear drag on stage and throw stuff at our audience, we got banned from playing at two clubs because we were so loud. I remember back in 1992 i went to see a doctor for some reason or other, he examined my head and found out that i had a whole lot of bumps and bruises on it and he asked me if i had been suffering from some kind of fainting spells, i told him that the bruises and stuff were there because i was in a band, that i sometimes taped a microphone to my chest and threw myself at walls or even had my drummer hit me on the head with my guitar, it made perfect sense to me at the time.
Please Come Over Here
trout gang@ CherryTAP
Don't read, if you don't want to know Current mood: blank Category: Life You know, you always read about how people wander around submitting themselves to all sorts of arcane or strange rituals to cleanse themselves. I mean that is what Scientology preaches about in case you were ever curious. Yes, I read that damn Dianetics book. Anyway, the central idea that I am trying to convey here, is that I feel better when I write about my past or emotions. While the majority of men adhere to the silent, brooding type that tend to self-destruct, I like being emotive. Heck, I am of Italian descent! Did you expect anything less? So, that being said, it is time to share a long standing pain. I have shared the most embarrassing moment in my life, the deepest regret, and now I feel that it is time to share something that I struggled with since I was a teenager. This is not easy for me to write about and only two people know the depth of my struggle. So, I am not too sure how this will be acc
Pain Management
I was sitting in the dentist's chair in Salinis, thinking, as the needle descended into my mouth, that my life has been all about pain management. Now, don't get me wrong, I have a pretty great life all in all. I am well-employed, surrounded by friends and family, and have done things that others can only dream of. However, I can't deny that there have been longer stretches of time where I have shouldered more than my fair share. The army, without a doubt, has been a cruel mistress. She has beaten me up pretty good over the years. The knees don't work like they used to and the back is tender from years of heavy rucking. lol....I guess that it is better to look good than to feel good. However, today, more so than most, I am tired: I have to go back to the doctor.
True Love Lost
I remember watching Princess Bride the other week and yesterday it struck me when I spoke to Rosie. I lost true love. Never have I felt that way before about another person. My arrogance and ego -no, hubris- was my fall. All she wanted me to do was be there for her and to believe in Jesus as strongly as she did. I couldn't even swallow my own pride to do such a simple task. I am such a fool. They have it wrong, hell is not fire and brimstone, it is losing someone that you loved so profoundly that you would have changed the course of the earth to make her happy. That is the source of my unease and lack of happiness. The person I was with her was the person I wanted to be for the rest of my life. Now, she is happy with someone else, and I am glad for her. It is not about the love you receive, but the love you feel. Westley: I told you I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me? Buttercup: Well... you were dead. Westley: Death cannot stop true love. Al
Fuck Yea
Just got back from my last physical therapy session and I got the ok to play rugby, I'm about 95% healed up just got to strengthen my hamstring and my quads
Once, Upon A Time
I have seen Forever end Once were lovers Now are not Friends I hear I love you Now and then Always suffixed by But not in That does not lessen The words Or meaning It still contains The heart's intent It is just The kind of love Offered with plausible Regret So do not say Always Or promise Until the end When love is given Without purity It soon winds up A burden
Well for all who know or that care. I won't be leaving Oklahoma for a few more months. It seems life has had another twist. I want to thank everyone for there support and encouragement.
Bad Johnny
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the sixth one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, make you fat." Little Johnny replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old." The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?" Little Johnny answered, "No, he minded his own business!"
Love works a different way in different minds, the fool it enlightens and the wise it blinds.
Plz Keep My Son In Your Prays .
Antonio is my 19 yr old son . On July 12, 2007 at 6 pm and was hit by a car when he was on his bike . Antonio is now are on of are big hosp . where he had surgery at 8 pm . On his right leg . when he was hit by the car he thrown 30 in the air and then came down . His right leg was broken off from the ankel . so they had to put a steel rode in his leg and steel plates on both side of his ankel . and there is some other problems . so plz keep him in your pray . because antonio is a great kid when he wants to be . he is a fire fighter and this will mess it all up because the doc are telling me that he may never use his right leg again . so all i am asking for is the prays of my friends here on ct . thank you and god bless you all white Queen .
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~ Soldier Comes Home Early, Surprises Family ~
Something To Think About
When you were 15, your mom came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked. When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you could. When you were 17, she was expecting an important call. You thanked her by being on the phone all night. When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn. When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends. When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you. You thanked her by moving halfway across the country. When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parent
Why Try?
Why try when your not going to end up anywhere? You put your blood, sweat, and tears, and in the end, no one cares. You tried so hard you gave it your all. But without someone having your guard, why keep going if everything you achieved will eventually fall. Why try if no one is going to pick you up? your just a sitting duck. When everything of your's is taken away, you just don't give a F**k. Your mind turns blank you feel like your in space. And without anyone around to pull to back, you'll be stuck forever in that place. Why try when someone is going to take your spot. They will take your glory and everything you got. So why try when everything you did will wash away. It's not like your going to get it back someday...
Yes Im A Dreamer
used to think that i was standing on the brink of insanity but i came to find that all my fear was in my mind and so i just threw it away and i started a new day and now i'm through it and dreams they used to be everything to me but some they don't come true but i don't let that make me blue i still believe in love and dreams yes, i'm a dreamer and i know that sometimes the sun never seems to shine in my life but i choose to see the light that shines inside of me and so i just keep moving on and i keep getting strong and i will make it ***I think that there must be an optimist somewhere inside us that tends to prod us into continuing on a task that we find either impossible or extremely difficult. I tend to get through the rough spots in life with the attitude " What doesn't kill me will make me stronger" It seems to be working well so far.
Happy Birthday Mum
I dedicate this blog to my mum, she turned 61 today and she doesnt look a day over 30, beautiful Lady she is. She and I have our differences but she is my mum and I do love her. I hope I age as well as she has when I am her age, I'm 28 so I have quite a few years to go. A lot of ppl dont think I am 28, they still card me for everything, suppose I should take that as a compliment .
If I Say
if i say im here, would you stay? or would you laugh, and walk away? if i say, you are the one. would you believe, and fix whats been done? if i say, your my heart. what would happen, would we fall apart? if i say, i think i care. could you promise, youd be there? if i say, i cannot cry. would you help, or not even try? if i say, my world is you. would you except, or be confused? what would you do, if i say. you are the one i want, for the rest of my days? if you are her then let me know we'll chat laugh and get to know each other and see....
10 Reasons To Go To Work Naked
10.) No one ever steals your chair. 9.) Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning. 8.) Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk. 7.) People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them. 6.) You want to see if it's like the dream. 5.) To stop those creepy programmers guys from looking down your blouse. 4.) "I'd love to chip in... But I left my wallet in my pants." 3.) Inventive way to finally meet that 'special' person in Human Resources. 2.) Can take advantage of your computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. And.. Drum roll... the Number One reason to go to work naked: 1.) Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
Cool Ass Planes On Vacation
While at Lake Michigan on my vacation they were practicing for the air show heres a few clips of what we saw
Working Out...i Need Your Help
ok so i want to go get a gym member ship..i have one through pjc because i have a student id but the school is like 20 minutes away. i just really need motivation..i started out at 110 now i'm like 1..hehe not telling but i'm up there and i'm not saying i'm fat i am chunky i just wanna tone does anyone have some good at home workout moves i can do?
Baby Girl In A Contest
I Attract... (thanks Dp! ;))
What type of person do you attract? Your Result: You attract artsy people! Those free spirited artists with great imaginations find you interesting. They are usually interesting themselves, so its not a bad thing, but they CAN be a bit wifty and choose odd goals. If you like life to always be a bit 'different' from the norm, but not too extreme in any one direction, these are the people for you. If you seek logical decision making skills and good money management, you may want to change something in the way you appear. Artsy people are fun for adventure and exploring, so, have fun! (smoking weed helps too)You attract unstable people! You attract geeks! You attract models! You attract Yuppies! You attract rednecks! What type of person do you attract?
Sitting in class thinking about things Why did I waste my time on you? What good came out of it? You're probably thinking the same thing, too Somehow I knew things with you would go to shit I couldn't stand alot of things you did Hell, I couldn't stand most of it We were so wrong for each other. I guess that's why you decided to find another
Its Happening Again
With Love Hilary Duff
"With Love" I don't mind you telling me What's been on your mind lately I don't mind you speaking up I know sometimes I can be All wrapped up and into me I can be in such a rush Just slow me down Slow me down Tell me tomorrow everything will be around Just slow me down Slow me down You're the one that keeps me on the ground Baby you can be tough Say enough is enough You can even be blunt Just do it with love love love love Tell me I'm wrong That I'm coming on way too strong Don't think I'll be crushed Just do it with love love love love Just do it with love love love love Just do it with love I can take your honesty All your words weigh heavily Listening to you all the time I want to be there for you The way you've been there for me Always help me walk the line And slow me down Slow me down I know you will always be around Baby you can be tough Say enough is enough You can even be blunt Just do it with love love love love Tell me I'm wr
Wait For You Elliot Yamen
"Wait For You" [Verse 1] I never felt nothing in the world like this before Now I'm missing you & I'm wishing that you would come back through my door Why did you have to go? You could have let me know So now I'm all alone, Girl you could have stayed but you wouldn't give me a chance With you not around it's a little bit more then i can stand And all my tears they keep running down my face Why did you turn away? [Bridge] So why does your pride make you run and hide? Are you that afraid of me? But I know it's a lie what you keep inside This is not how you want it to be [Chorus] So baby I will wait for you Cause I don''t know what else i can do Don't tell me I ran out of time If it takes the rest of my life Baby I will wait for you If you think I'm fine it just ain't true I really need you in my life No matter what i have to do I'll wait for you [Verse 2] It's been a long time since you called me (How could you forget about me) You got me fe
With Age Comes Wisdom.
-------Original Message------- From: Joyce Pedder Date: 06/16/07 07:47:05 To: Undisclosed-Recipient:, Subject: Fw: Fw: Fishin' . With age comes wisdom. A guy is 86 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up." He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up." He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. The man said, "Are you talking to me?" The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because you will have me as your bride." The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and place
Us Bank Sucks Ass Bigtime!
I have had enough with this bank. On July 3rd we have fraudulent activity done to our account and as a result have been punished intead of rewarded for anything. It took two weeks to send us the letter for us not authorizing the charges in the first place. We are pissed that this happened and now we are really negative in our account and don't get paid until this thursday and friday (19th and 20th). We have to ask for help from family member in order to bring us out of the whole for now, but would like to know if there are any LAWYERS out there that would be glad to help us SUE the ASS OFF OF US BANK for this turmoil that occured to us having this bank in the first place. I have never heard of a bank that will not help people out after being there x amount of months and we have had them now for 8 months or so. We are mad that they don't have a system for helping people out when negative in the account occurs. Just having a second checking account, savings account, or credit card
Something More Precious
For every rainbow for every pot of gold for every mountain that we cimb. For every tear that falls for every broken heart. For every dream that doesnt come true. In the end there is always something more precious then a pot of gold. There is a happy ending a friendship a smile from a stranger that says hi how are you. A tear that is wiped away. A broken heart that is mended. A special bond that can never be broken or tore apart. A friend is more precious then any pot of gold. I know cause I found you.
New Contests ~~ Help 4 My Friends Please!!
I Cry
I cry... For reasons, unknown I drop to my knees. my head buried in my hands. I cry... For reasons unknown. I weep, my thoughts and sorrows. I cry... for you, myself, and everything else. Just to feel my heart collapse, my pain free. and my tears stream. I cry.
it would be nice... if just once... there was one single day... where everything actually didnt turn to shit but wishing never got anyone anywhere now did it? im really tired of winding up with a handful of shit. so...dear universe.. can you stop shitting on me? just for a lil while? please? ♥ me
Easy Southern Banana Pudding
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 20 min Total Time: 3 hr 20 min Makes: 14 servings, about 2/3 cup each 3 cups cold milk 2 pkg. (4-serving size each) JELL-O Vanilla Flavor Instant Pudding & Pie Filling 30 NILLA Wafers 3 medium bananas, sliced 1 tub (8 oz.) COOL WHIP Whipped Topping, thawed POUR milk into large bowl. Add dry pudding mixes. Beat with wire whisk 2 min. or until well blended. Let stand 5 min. ARRANGE half of the wafers on bottom and up side of 2-qt. serving bowl; top with layers of half each of the banana slices and pudding. Repeat all layers. Cover with whipped topping. REFRIGERATE 3 hours. Store leftover dessert in refrigerator. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Healthy Living Save 60 calories and 3.5 grams of fat per serving by preparing with fat free milk, JELL-O Vanilla Flavor Fat Free Sugar Free Instant Reduced Calorie Pudding & Pie Filling, Reduced Fat NILLA Wafers and COOL WHIP LITE Whipped Topping. Jazz It Up Garnish with additional banana slices, dipped in
So,if a straight guy{s} or girl{s} are watching porn....what's realy turning them on? Me..personally..I like the whole damn thing!
What Attracts A Woman...
What Attracts Women A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire. No further studies are planned at this time.
Well, It's 5:08 Am
Well, its five o' clock on Tuesday morning, and I still haven't slept. Again. I did not sleep last night... but I did take a nap around 10 in the morning yesterday... and woke up around 4.. I know if I go to sleep right now, I won't wake up until about 4 in the afternoon, and all hell will break loose.. so I think my safest bet is to stay awake, and take a nap later. Today, [meaning Monday since I haven't slept] was interesting.. I talked to my hubby for a while, and took a nap, cried for a little bit, over some things that were on my mind.. chatted in the Blitz for a while, and chatted with a friend till about an hour or so ago.. Ugh, life confuses me, and I don't know what to do about it..
Too Funny
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting they began to wonder; Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter arrived they asked him if they could get married in heaven. St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he left. The couple sat and waited for an answer... for a couple of months. While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all? "What if it doesn't work? Are we stuck in Heaven together forever?" Another month passed. St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven." "Great!" said the couple. "But we were just wondering; what if
Good News
I am so happy I got good news today. My baby brother who is in Iraq right now is leaving there around Aug. 27. Let the keg party start now! He is done for GOOD! Uncle Sam had his time now it ours. Please keep in your prayer of those men and woman that had to leave their family behind to fight for us.
What Is Your Sexual Style
You scored as Hot, You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you.Hot100% Soft94% Violent94% Sweet88% Exciting75% Wet56% Awkward44% Shy31% What is your sexual style?created with
The Gay Flight Attendant
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle."Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one. "To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch."
Trip To The Grocery Store
A woman was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head of romaine lettuce, A 2 lb. can of coffee, and A 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated,"You must be single." She was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her said: "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
~ Barry White - Can't Get Enough Of Your Love Babe ~
Young Black Man In California
being a young black male in California is one of the hardest things to be,your always gonna be known as a drug dealer, gang member, slacker, and the most know one a criminal. I've been known for pretty much all of those names b4 i hit 18, once i turned 18 i changed my life around and started to do the write thing but yet when they police see me they wanna just lock me up even though i dont have a record for being caught doin anything. so even though all the bangin and criminal behavior is gone out of my life im still not free to do much in this state because of what they thin k of us young black men.
~ Donna Summer - On The Radio ~
Woman Of My Dreams...
Last thing in my mind, nothing is left to be seen it's a vision of you, only a dream. My head lays softly on the pillow, I imagine it being you lying against you as I drift off into my dreams, there we'll meet the woman of my dreams. I fall asleep fast, nothing to hold me back a heavy fog sets in, and we're here at last You come walking to me, once gliding step after another I walk slowly towards you, looking at your beauty like none other. Your hair blowing in the wind, your eyes see my soul my arms reach out, you I want to hold We get so close, I can smell your perfume why must my dreams be so short, another time another dream
I've had this time around I'm done with you The final time has come I swear Never again will I take you back do you hear Your pleading and begging have no effect on me The last time you abused me was the LAST time I believed your lies, the half-truths you told Never wanting to see the horror unfold Finally free I claim my life again Out looking for another I seek the perfect one Will I be able to find what I seek Or will it elude me until my stamina peaks Finally another one to take your place Will it be better for me It becomes a wait and see until the abuse begins again Created by SF * Just as an FYI - I created this today at work as a reflection of my professional life - not my personal life.
~ More Hate For Winter ~
Why is there always Someone who says" onh hell i'll just go around them" lol
Now If Ya Wanna Git In Thu Gurls Pants, Ya Gotta Start Off Raaht!
Pick up lines fer the men * Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away * Are yer parents retarded? Cuz you sure are special * My Love fer you is like diarrhea ...I can't hold it in * Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out * Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I sure can see myself in em' * If you in I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. * You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. *Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say somethin' that would break the ice." * I know I ain’t no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. * I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. * Yer eyes are as blue as winder cleaner. * If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep till afternoon. and.... the best for last........ *Yer face reminds me of a wrench, ev'ry time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
The Burial Was A Disaster!!!!!!
It's taken me this long to be able to write about it without getting so pissed steam comes out of my ears. To start off with it was close to 100 degrees F before we even started and there were no trees or anything around so that by the time everyone got to the cemetary I was already past boiled in my brace. My Aunt was one of the last to arrive and the second she got out of the car and I saw the look on her face I knew that we were about to bury Mom in the wrong place. I said that to Sue immediately and she didn't believe me until she saw Dad and Aunt Pat collar the poor guy who was working about it. Well needless to say this took a few minutes and by the time our dearest friend (and a damn fine minister) took over we were all just about sick with the heat. I held up pretty well, just tears but no breaking down!! In fact it was Roger who broke down and I don't think anything could have paid Mom a more sincere compliment than that. More on Mom in a minute! We headed over to Piz
The One
The Man In The Iron Mask
Ok i tryed to post this as a mum but to many people became assholes andI will never post again. Just who was this man?Alexandre Dumas told the story of it being King Louis XIV,Twin brother and of course there is the movie staring Leonardo DiCaprio,So I did some reasearch on the man in the iron mask I had read It in highschool and my teacher had a disscussion.It was brought up that he could of been a marshall of france?Ok so i ran a search thanks to wikiapedia i read great artical.And it mentions that it was not an iron mask at all but possabley a black velvet cloth.ok so heres the link so who do you think the man in the iron mask was.
A Juggalo Is...
Juggalo Beliefs. . . The Juggalo faith is always going to be subject of interpretation, but I have gone through every source I could and have developed my own beliefs, and they may not be the same as every other Juggalo out there, but I hold them to be true. My own personal beliefs include: The Dark Carnival is a supernatural Earthbound force. Eternally it roams collecting and judging the dead souls, and taking them to their final destination. It is what spreads he word of God eternally, so if anyone had told you of God or Jesus, it was by the will of the Carnival. It is called the Carnival because that is the way it adapted, it has become a great circus-like force because of the way it has been set up by God and the people who have been called to it. It also sets a bound for acceptance to all you would have to enhibit to be a part. Holy or evil, those who would turn away from strange ideas are not the type of people needed and sought out by the Carnival. The Carnival has not
Actually it is a real religion. Due to the fact that Juggalos come from all faith backgrounds, it would be difficult to describe the higher power, or God, in a way that would be understood by everyone if we didn't call it the Dark Carnival. The place of happiness and peace in the afterlife is called Shangri-la, the place of punishment and regret is called Hell's Pit. As with any other religion, Juggaloism sets out guidelines for behavior, such as don't hate on other Juggalos, no domestic violence, racism, things like that. We have our own clergy, religious meetings, and are recognized by the government as a religion. The hatchetman is a valid religious symbol to those who believe in Juggaloism and is therefore protected by religious freedom. We are in no way a cult, because we do not require money or blind obedience from members. Some of the actions of the Fellowship of Juggalos (a church started for Juggalos), have been the Juggalo Suicide Prevention line, care packages for pregna
About Me...
Name: Manda AKA Dragon Lady. Birthday: December 28, 1983. Birthplace: Bremerton, WA. Current Location: Shitty Bremerton. Eye Color: Green. Hair Color: Light-brown. Height: 5'3" Right Handed or Left Handed: Right. Your Heritage: A little bit of everything. Your Weakness: Family and tattoos. Your Fears: Failure. Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Be happy. Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Haha Thoughts First Waking Up: "Goddamn, I have to pee." Your Best Physical Feature: Soft skin. Your Bedtime: When I am tired. Your Most Missed Memory: Pregnancy. But I can live if it never happens again. But it sure was cool. Pepsi or Coke: Cherry Coke. McDonald's or Burger King: Neither. Single or Group Dates: No dates. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Snapple. Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla. Cappuccino or Coffee: COFFEE!! Do you Smoke: Yep. Do you Swear: A lot. Do you Sing: Only to the songs I know. Do y
June 19, 2007
You want to get closer, but old hurts have made you tentative about reaching out. Never fear: The stars signal that this is the right time to get closer and strengthen a special connection. Discover new ways to relate.
What Type Of Candy Are You?
You scored as KitKat/Crunch Bar, You are a KitKat/Crunch Bar. You are the life of the party. Sometimes loud and aggressive-you go after what you want! You are sweet and loving, but may have a hard time expressing yourself. You live life to the fullest!KitKat/Crunch Bar90% Reese\'s Peanut Butter Cup80% Twix80% Hershey Bar75% Skittles/Gummi Bears70% Jolly Ranchers70% 3 Musketeers70% M&M\'s60% *What Type of Candy Are You?* (w/pics.)created with
Horoscope For Today Hmmm Ponders On Ths A Bit
You want to get closer, but old hurts have made you tentative about reaching out. Never fear: The stars signal that this is the right time to get closer and strengthen a special connection. Discover new ways to relate
tangled are the threads of life, snaring the unsuspecting. the more they struggle the tighter the weave. stumbling along through the ages never breaking the bonds that hold them in place never moving forward to greatness. how to clear the cobwebs no one sees?
Without You
Who Is Your 80's Teen Movie Persona
You are John Bender from the Breakfast Club You are tough and like to annoy people. You are into drugs and making your principal look like a loser, and at the same time win the heart of the Prom Queen. Take this quiz at
Soul Survivor
Soul SurvivorBy Young JeezyBest Video Codes
The Titanic Test Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it." The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St.Peter let him through the gate. St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn't REALLY need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder: "How many people died on the ship?" Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie, and answered, "1,228." "That's right! You may enter." St. Peter then turned to the lawyer. "Name them."
This is for anyone who lives in Atlanta, GA, has ever lived in Atlanta, visited Atlanta,, plans to visit Atlanta, knows anyone who already lives in Atlanta, or knows anyone who has ever heard of Atlanta .. Atlanta is composed mostly of one-way streets. The only way to get out of downtown Atlanta is to turnaround and start over when you reach Greenville, South Carolina .. All directions start with, "Go down Peachtree" and include the phrase,"When you see the Waffle House." Except that in Cobb County , where all directions begin with, "Go to the Big Chicken." Peachtree Street has no beginning and no end and is not to be confused with: * Peachtree Circle * Peachtree Place * Peachtree Lane * Peachtree Road * Peachtree Parkway * Peachtree Run * Peachtree Terrace * Peachtree Avenue * Peachtree Commons * Peachtree Battle * Peachtree Corners * New Peachtree * Old Peachtree * West Peachtree * Peachtree-Dunwoody * Peachtree-Chamblee * Peachtree Industrial Boulevard
Hey Everyone!!! My Gf Is In Fubars First Sexiest M.i.l.f Contest!!!! Help Her Out!!!!!!!
~ The Troggs - Wild Thing ~
Foamy's Rant
Big Pimpin
i wanted to thank the sexiest man on fubar for my first big pimpin gift.......thankyou much mr. sandman 35...wet kisses and big hugs!!!!!
I Want Your Ass
Laser My Words
Though i feel like life has took my friend. How's come it seems the fun has to end. I feel tears as they build up. As if enough pain i've been through was enough. I sit here pondering n every thought. The good feelings you have brought. It's like a song that was short and it just quit. A figment of my imagination that was true but that was it. How am i supposed to go on. To watch feeling go away that felt so strong. How am I supposed to deal. To actully walk through lfe knowing it was real. What do you do to one's that lost. That you wish no matter the cost. The love to feel is all so strong. To hold and cherish for life long. How do you put to one that lives for love. That rises against all odds to rise up above. This is how life deals with pain. To love someone dearly that tears fall like rain. This is my point of view of love should feel like. To always love your special one for the rest of your life.
Broken Hearted
i swore id never do it again never would i fall for a military man but you came into my life already signed in i had no choice but to love you more and more as the days went on they more i came to love you but then you left and barely ever contacted me when you did it was short didnt seem to loving i didnt want to give up though yet every day my heart broke a lil more and now here i sit broken hearted cuz i aint heard from you in days dont know if i will any time soon i hope you know the one you say you love is sitting here totally broken hearted
This has always bothered me, when you die,your loved ones have to pay around 5,000 for the whole burial. why the fuck.. I say burn the bodies,and then bury a bunch of people together. Does this make me soulless ? I think its really ridiculous though for corpses to be buried all nice. btw,no I'm not high or anything.
Nursing Home Humor
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents and staff tolerated her and some of them actually joined in. One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. STOP!" he shouted in a firm voice. “Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall. As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said "On your way,Ma'am." As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped o
Lance At Debates
AUSTIN, Texas - Lance Armstrong is pushing his cancer fight into presidential politics. The cancer survivor, activist and seven-time winner of the Tour de France announced he will hold presidential candidate forums on cancer next month in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. "For me personally, it's just to make sure that whatever candidates we have now, and then ultimately the two who want to be president, discuss the No. 1 killer in this country, just like they would discuss war or terror or taxes," Armstrong said in a video statement on his foundation Web site. "I think whoever wants to be commander in chief ought to answer the cancer question," Armstrong said. The forums are scheduled for Aug. 27 for Democrats with the Republicans the next day. Organizers said every announced presidential candidate and all-but-declared Fred Thompson, a Republican, have been invited. Five have accepted so far. "We'd like to see them all there," said Sean Mossman, spokesman for the LiveStrong President
Florida Weather Strikes Again
Ok, I set out this morning with every intent of taking the kids to the beach, and to work on my tan..hehehe... It was a beautiful morning, and was warming up quickly. So I thru on my swimsuit, got the kids in theres, packed up and started out. Took a picture so I could see how RED I would get, (compare before and after shots you know...) And so what happens next? Wouldn't you know, I am half way there and the thunder begins to roll. Now anyone in Florida knows that you can have a perfectly beautiful sky, and if you hear thunder, you are probably minutes from a down pour. People in Florida are also accustom to seeing a storm come in, and 20 minutes later going back to outdoor life as usual. So I kept on, and then it hit. You could see the rain falling just ahead of me. Then once I hit its path, people everywhere were slamming on brakes and flashers were turned on by everyone. You couldn't see a car length ahead of you. So while waiting in traffic, I snapped off
Hopeless Romantic Busted!
For any of yall who know Ive been getting a mad load of anonymous dirty weeds with insulting messages, and looky looky it appears this numbskull gave himself out lol damn he didnt think before he typed
For My Daughter!
to the unborn child Current mood: thankful "to the unborn child" i have amounted to nothing to become everything once i hold u in my arms. i have made all the wrong choices so that i can watch you grow i have traveled the paths of sins and forsaken myself for the chance to stand for something...for you i have risen many times when ive failed to show u that u r stronger than the things that knock u down i have felt pleasure , pain , happiness and sadness so that i can comfort you in all aspects of your life i have learned from and taught others so that i may make you a positive influence in the world i have closed my eyes when i should have kept them open to tell you not to be afraid i have let go of things so that my hand may be free to hold urs as long as ull let me and even longer than that i will risk nothing so that u may have everything i will take photographs so u never forget what was, what is or what will be i will never regret having u
Chicken Enchiladas With Flour Tortillas
Ingredients: * 1/2 cup green onions, chopped * 1 1/2 cup onions, chopped * 2 tsp butter * 4 cooked chicken breasts * 4 oz green chile pepper, diced * 3 tsp butter * 1/4 cup flour * 1 tsp coriander seed * 1/4 tsp salt * 2 cups chicken broth * 1 cup sour cream * 2 1/2 cups Monterey Jack cheese 6 large tortillas Method Bake chicken in oven at 350 degrees F for 25 minutes. Let chicken cool and shred chicken into 1 inch pieces and place in bowl with green chile peppers. In a large sauce pan, melt butter, blend in flour, coriander and salt. Stir in broth all at once, cook until thick. Remove from heat and stir in sour cream and 1 cup of Monterey Jack cheese. Spray glass baking dish nonstick cooking spray. Dip each tortilla in sauce to soften, lay flat in baking dish. Fill tortilla with about 1/2 cup chicken mixture or even amount for 6 tortillas and roll up. Pour remaining sauce over enchiladas and sprinkle with chees
Mexichicken Quesadilla
ngredients: * 6 boneless, skinless chicken thighs * 2 tbsp olive oil * 1 medium onion, chopped fine * Salt and pepper to taste * 1 7 oz can chopped green chiles * 1 tbsp chili powder * 1 tbsp cumin * 1/4 tsp cayenne pepper * 1/2 cup chicken broth * 2 cups Mexican blend shredded cheese * 8 flour tortillas Method Dice chicken to 1/2 inch cubes. Heat olive oil in saute pan over medium heat. Add chicken, onions and season with salt and pepper to taste. Cook chicken until thoroughly done, stirring often, about 10 minutes. Add chiles, chili powder, cumin, cayenne pepper, chicken broth and mix well. Bring to a boil over medium heat, then reduce heat to low and simmer until liquid is gone. Remove from heat and let cool slightly. Heat large frying pan over medium heat. Place a tortilla flat on a cutting board. Spread a thin layer of cheese on tortilla, then a layer of chicken mixture, then another thin layer of cheese. Each layer sh
Marines Vietnam / Tribute From A Vietnam Vet
Be Careful What You Say
Don't you dare say that all models are fake and stupid. I am one and I am educated, have a life and a family and can actually cook! WOw imagine that! I have no room for ignorance so be careful what you say
Thank u too everyone who responded to my blog thanx for all the advice. You are all awesome and thank you once again
New Pictures
I have several NSFW pictures here in my Sweet Pictures Album. Most are covered and some are not so covered. Got a Special Request for more skin pictures and was going to add some speedo pictures as well. I will be making new folders letting you know what is in which folder this afternoon. These should be >>> /"> So beware!!! .¸¸. ºÖº.¸¸. ºÔº ºÖº.¸¸.Sweet Package.¸¸. ºÔº ºÖº.¸¸. ºÖº.¸¸.
theres actually a few things that are not accurate on the list of songs ,, such as ,, your the boss is by brian setzer ,,, just not ann margret,,lol its supposed to be gwen stefani's name in there but its the only copy i could find so ,,,lol. second ,, to make you feel my love im pretty sure was a billy joel song first ,, correct me if im wrong plz. so far i think thats all i could find wrong with it ,,,i could be wrong however ,, let me know what you think!
Come Show Me How Much You Like My A$$
I am in the best a$$ contest. Come commet bomb my picture and show me how much ya love my a$$. lol hugs Carrie
Default Photos Coming Down Tonight!!
My default photos will be coming down tonight and being replaced with all new ones from my new house! I do not like the background on some of them. The only ones that will be remaining in the default are the ones with my sister for the most part! I am going to go thru the other albums as well and see what needs to come down. Do not worry if i take down any old nudes they will be replaced with new ones! I just need to do some housecleaning!! Hugs and Kisses Kelly
This Is How I Feel
Avril LavigneI'm With YouMusic Videos And Lyrics On Demand
Chatty Wife
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs Calibrating." Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise Control." As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and Growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?" The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did." As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector Unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Damit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?" The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine." The driver says
Chicken Ham Bake
INGREDIENTS: * 6 boneless chicken breast halves * salt and pepper * paprika * 6 thin slices cooked ham * 1/4 cup melted butter * 1 can cream of mushroom soup * 1 cup sour cream * 1 can (4 ounces) sliced mushrooms, drained PREPARATION: Sprinkle chicken breast halves with salt, pepper and paprika. Place ham slices in a shallow baking dish; top ham slices with chicken breast halves. Combine butter, soup, sour cream and mushrooms; stir well.Pour soup and sour cream mixture over chicken. Bake at 350° for 1 hour, or until done. Chicken and ham recipe serves 6.
50 Mistakes Women Make During Sex
1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partners mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on the situation. 3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his fault. 5. Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. That shit is uncomfortable after awhile. A little snuggling isn't unreasonable, but when it'
Affairs Of The Heart
Affairs of the Heart One set of doors was the color of honey One set of doors was pink and grey Well I wonder which set is mine, said she As she walked down the long hallway Well I wonder which set of rooms are mine For in these rooms she would live and die Well it's better to have loved and lost (Ah but it's better not to lose) Than to never have loved at all Never have loved, never have loved at all Well it's better to have loved and lost (Ah but it's better not to lose) Than to always be alone Always be alone In your heart I thought that there was more involved Through all that time and all these months I stopped many times to question you Well I told you that it was the right thing to do Well it's better to have loved and lost (Ah but it's better not to lose) Than to never have loved at all Never have loved, never have loved at all Yes it's better to have loved and lost (Ah but it's better not to lose) Than to always be alone Always be alo
Life Guarantees A Chance - Not A Fair Shake.
Life is not fair. Most of us know that, but few of us accept it. Something in us often clings to the idea that ultimately, the gifts will all be evenly divided. Mostly we want to be paid back for the injustices of the past. Many of us expect - no, demand - redress from fate. We think life should "make it up" to us somehow. That's why it's so hard for us to go on discovering, again and again, what we already know: Life is not fair. The good job that should have been ours, the accident that crippled a loved one, unwanted childlessness - these things are not fair. But life is like soil, not like seed. The chance of a harvest is there, but only if we plant the seed. And even then we may not get the harvest we expected or wished for - not on our own timetable. It is an act of faith, and of great courage, to keep on sowing seeds when we don't know what we're going to get. But it's the only chance we have. We need to stop expecting the soil to provide the seed. Today, I will be grateful
June 23, 2007
Could it be that you're misreading the signals that are coming your way? Dealing with emotions is a lot like being a radio tower -- you have to make sure you're free of interference to avoid static.
I Shall Be Released
Poems By Me
can it be a poem? Lonesome Fingers itching Burning with eagerness They find my virgin cunt And I roll onto my back Stretched out under the covers My hands stroking and probing I spread my legs And let my fingers glide inside Wet and slippery My thighs open wider Shoving my fingers in deeper I find my clit with the other hand And pull my fingers out To rub my hard nipples My tiny B-cup breasts feel soft Between moist fingers And my clit is being caressed And rubbed raw A dance of caresses I close my eyes And pleasure myself Until the loneliness fades away Scent fills the air black candles surround i prepare myself for you to lay me down anticipation grows an adrenaline rush body starts to shake at your fingers slightest touch you move slow and take your time as we sway to the music sweet songs of sublime a hand on my neck, a hand on my back you pull me near gently cupping my face and whisper sweet nothings in my ear you ligh
Soapbox~ya Might Wanna Read
Hmmm I just uploaded some pics Fubar flagged as NSFW & wow I got alot of "looks" but only a few friends rated. Seriously, that's pathetic guys. Those that looked & didn't rate will be removed from my friends list immediately. Same goes with the blogs. If ya look & don't bother to rate, you're going bye bye; come on like it takes 2 seconds to click; I find that to be RUDE RUDE RUDE & I'm tired of the lack of manners. Treat those the way you'd like to be treated; but sadly around here that's just not the case. Stop asking me to help in contests, I'm tired of being nice to others & getting shafted. Those "true" friends of mine & know who you are, you are excluded in this rant & I love you guys.
Archibald "mad Dog" Mccafferty:
Delusional Australian criminal set out to commit the "Kill Seven" Murders, along with his teenage gang, to bring his dead son back to life. This bizarre mission caused the death of three innocent people before he was captured. When McCafferty, called the Australian Charles Manson, was set to be released in 1997 after being imprisoned 23 years, the people of Australia were outraged. Since McCafferty was not an Australian citizen was exported back to his native Scotland, where he continued to be a problem.
I really want to run and hide From the pain that within me resides I feel like I'm falling from grace My emotions are all over the place I love you, I miss you, and wow do I really want to kiss you Your arms around me right now would be like a dream come true What caused all of this to respark I thought it had been locked away forever in the dark Time was supposed to heal all pain Yet here my tears still fall like the rain My heart is racing like never before No matter what we've been through, its you I adore June 15, 2007 By NYBella
A Fireman's Little Girl
A Fireman's Little Girl I am very dedicated to my work. I wear firefighter shirts every day, even when I�m not on duty. The fire department is my second home, and my second family. It often seems as if my life revolves around the fire department, but it means nothing compared to my little girl. I am normally a very friendly person, but if you hurt my little girl you will make me mad. I know my little girl is growing up, even if I don�t like it. She seems to like you, so I�ll tolerate you dating her, but here are a few things for you to think about while you�re with her: First of all, I go into burning buildings to save people that I�ve never even seen before, you can�t imagine how protective I am of my little girl. I once broke a man�s sternum by accident while doing CPR to save his life. If that�s how I help people what do you think I do when I�m pissed off? I investigate arson fires. I know exactly what c
2 Updates On Baby Kaleb
Sunday, July 22, 2007 Sad Kaleb is still in PICU. Today they have a 24 hour EEG machine hooked up to him. They are seeing if he has persistant seizures. It looks like something from a sci-fi movie. I think he is very uncomfortable. He has been so fussy since he's gotten to the hospital, he knows he is not at home. Hopefully this EEG will show that he has more brain activity then they originally thought. We have been told this time at the hospital that Kaleb WON't get better. That most of his brain is gone. This has really saddened my heart and it is hard not to believe them. But that only lasts about an hour and then I pray for faith again. Faith is all we need. I am trying to believe that he will do everything that they say he won't... but that feeling of uncertianty sits in the pit of my stomach. I've asked God to give Kaleb the strength to pull through this one and to keep my hope going. I am not going to lie, I feel very weak right now. I am very sad. I pray that God will r
Hott Fubar Guys!
Hey all ok I'm bored all the time so I have collected the top 10 hott guys on Fubar and made a folder bomb and rate these guys Fri We will announce the winner!!!The winner of contest will get Silver Motorcycle and go into the hall of fame YAY!!!!I know this may be lame but shit I'm bored and entertained!
The List
I've got all the things on the list you gave me. The soft rope, the peacock feather, the ice in the ice bucket, that funny little back scratcher, blind fold and I've put it all beside the bed. I've finally agreed to let you tie me up and "play" as you call it. I'm a little apprehensive but I'm excited too. I look at the time; I still got enough time to take a shower before you get home. Out of the shower I slip on the black satin robe you gave me for my birthday. I love the way it feels against my bare skin. When I walk into the bedroom, you're there waiting. All the candles are lit and there's music playing. You're wearing the black satin boxers I gave you to match my robe. You walk over to me and pull me in your arms kissing me so soft and sensual. Kissing and nibbling on my neck you tell me how good I smell, gently biting my neck, you slip the robe off my shoulders and I let it slide down my arms to the floor. You tell me to climb on the bed and lay down on my back. I pause a momen
Back To Work In The Woods :)
Well i finally got another job as a lumberjack so ill be off tot he woods.... the bad part Im going to be staying in a camp so ill be away from home even more.... if your wondering its not camping lol cause that would be fun... this is just a place to stay between work so i dont have to travel alot.......i wont be on cherrytap or fubar....whatever its called for long stretches. Im sorry to all my friends and fans..... and everyone else thats made this a fun time.... i will try to show love when i get the chance to be on.... anyway have fun peeps and stay safe.... ill be thinking of my friends while im there ;)
God And Eve
"What's the problem, Eve?" I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy." And why is that Eve?" Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples" "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." Man? What is that, Lord?" "A flawed creature, with many bad habits and traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly." Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically aised eyebrows, "but what's the catch, Lord?" Well...You can have him on one condition." And what's t
i got a 3 day blast goin about... if ya happen to see it screen cap it for me? will send ya a plat cherry for it too :D xoxo
Boxing is not a sport. Boxing is a way to beat the shit out of somebody. In that respect, boxing is a more sophisticated form of hockey. But beating the shit out of somebody isn't a sport, in spite of what the police think. When police brutality becomes an Olympic event, fine, then boxing can become a sport. -George Carlin
My Own Personal View ...a Person By Law !
~A Person By Law ~ OCT/ 29th/ 2002 ( before we fully decided to get off our peace keeping asses and aid in the war on terrorisim ) A Person By Law ----------------- Today I decided to start caring, to stop changing the channel and to stop hiding from the world. I will no longer be hiding from myself nor will I be hiding myself from others. I just finished watching a program by Amnesty International and have come to the conclusion that.. my life is not so bad..and that my world sucks, Funny how those 2 things that I as a close minded person considerd one in the same, are in all actuality completly different. I have also come to the realization that money is something I just dont have to offer.. I do however have an abundance of time and oppertunity... How can any person with even half a heart.. Regardless of the outward hardening of that heart.. Sit and watch a 16 yr old girl lay in a filthy, understaffed, under equipped hospital, dying slowly, suffering from hea
Family 4 Life
Now let me tell ya something about us here juggalos before you start to hate us for some reason you don't even know we are a true family we got each other's back even if we dont know them and thats a fact you see, we all stand for the same thing mad juggalo pride and we have all caught the same carnival high we dont like to be stereotyped like being a lo means all you do is smoke weed just keep the respect goin thats all we need we mean it when we say "i trust my life with these los and lettes" even with the ones we barely know or never met we keep the scrub life alive so do our rising clowns we've got mad love for anyone who's down we're a bunch of outsiders brought together where we belong and if you think we're all the same this is where you really are wrong wiggers, twiztid serial killers, and ninjas so many hate, yet we stand tall laidback stoners and college-bound kids our family has them all its not the amount of me
How I Am About Sex!
You scored as Hot/hard, You love hard sex. You like it hot and fast. You love to scream and to listen to your partner scream. You'll go at it as fast as you can. Just make sure you don't go too hard for your partner, just because you can take it doesn't mean they can.
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On The Wings Of Prayer
Just close your eyes and open your heart And feel your worries and cares depart, Just yeild yourself to the Father above And let Him hodl you secure in His love- For life on earth grows more involved WIthendless problems that can't be solved- But God only asks us to do our best, Then He will "take over" and finish the rest- So what you are tired, discouraged and blue, There's always one door that is open to you- And that is the door to "The House of Prayer" And you'll find God waiting to meet you there, ANd "The Houe of Prayer' is no farther away Than the quiet spot where you kneel and pray- For the heart is a temple when God is there As we place ourselves in His loving cre, And He hears every prayer and answers each one When we pray in His name "Thy Will be done"- ANd the burdens that seemed too heavy to bear Are lifted away on the "Wings of Prayer"
Please Rsvp
This is the sacred angel. You MUST pass this angel On to at least 3 people within the hour of receiving this Email. After you do, make a wish. If you have passed it on, Your wish will come true and love will come your way shortly. You're... My friend, My companion, Through good times and bad, My friend, My buddy, Through happy and sad, Beside me you stand, Beside me you walk, You're there to listen, You're there to talk, With happiness, With smiles, With pain and tears, I know you'll be there, throughout the years! You are all good friends to me and I am grateful to you. Send this to all your good friends online to show Them you are friends. If you get this back from: 1 person - you are lonely 2 people - you have a couple friends, but not many 3 people - you have a few friends... 4 people - you have some friends... 5 people - you have several friends!! 6 people - you have many friends!! 7 people - you are SOOOO loved!!! Rem
Forgotten Past
O to be in the shadow cast when one dreams of a forgotten past.....
Our Nation...
Our nation was founded by slave owners who wanted to be free. So they killed a lot of white English people, in order to continue owning their black African people, so they could kill the rest of the red Indian people, in order to move west and steal the rest of the land from the brown Mexican people, giving us a place to take off and drop our atomic bombs on the yellow Japanese people. You know what the motto for this country oughtta be? "YOU GIVE US A COLOR, WE'LL WIPE IT OUT." -George Carlin
Isn't It Great Life Is Open-ended!
Elizabeth Lawton, known as "Grandma Layton," is an American artist who never drew a picture until she was sixty-eight years old. She spent all the years before that time trying to cope with depression. She had gone through therapy, medications, and shock treatment and continued to be severely depressed. But then she signed up for an art class and the act of drawing cured her depression. She continues to make fabulous pictures. What does she think about the critical acclaim her artwork has received? She says she wants others to know about her art so it may give hope to those who have also "suffered from feelings." Many of us have suffered from feelings. We must remember that we can each turn to our creativity - at any age - as a source for our well-being. All we need to do is have faith in the potential goodness within ourselves and those we love. What creative activity can I look to for comfort today?
More Questions
1) Single, Taken, or Flirty? Single 2) Are you happy with that? I guess 3)Why? because life is less complicated this way 4) Have you ever had your heart broken. yes 5) Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is ok? No 7) Have you talked about marriage with another person? yes 8) Do you want children? yes 9) How Many? 2 would be nice 10) Would you consider adoption? Yes 11) If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you? sure 12) Do you want someone you cant have? Probably 13) Have you fallen in love? Not sure 14) Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries? The milestones anyway 15) Do you believe that you can change for someone? Not really 16) Is it a good day?. Not really 17) Have you ever wished you could have someone but you couldn't? don't we all? 18) Have you ever broken a heart before? I doubt it 19) What would you say to your most recent ex? Go away, and never come b
Philosophy Of Sex
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." --Tom Clancy "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." --Steve Martin "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." --Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." --Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." --Lynn Lavner "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." --Matt Barry "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." --George Burns "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other�eight are unimportant." --George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." --Sharon Stone
Well I Am Ahead By 6 Points
30 Reasons To Date A Moto Rider
1. we NEVER ride in the same position 2. we always finish unless weer injured 3. we always where protection 4. we can ride for a LONG time 5. we are always up for riding... always 6. we ride as hard as we possibly can 7. we like to ride new things 8. we take good care of wut we ride 9. we stick it through many heats no matter what 10. we appreciate breaking things in 11. we like both rough and smooth conditions 12. we dont mind getting dirty... infact we kinda like it that way 13. once we learn something we are determined to perfect it 14. we like our mechanicals well lubed at all times 15. we do our own stunts 16. even after riding we still LOVE to party 17. we are willing to fail a couple times before we succeed 18. we always focus on the current ride 19. we sacrafice our bodies every time we ride 20.we spend rediculous amounts of money on what we ride 21. we always try to get back up after taking a plunge 22. we like wut
I Miss My Man!!!!!
:) Just wanted you to know lol---why are some days harder than other days? Well today, is ONE of those days.......
I Do Not Have The Power... Don't Give It To Me!
Ok, I guess maybe I need to vent a little bit. I have a few people in my life that I care very much about, some of them I understand totally and some of them I don't. But the last few days I've been wondering if they get ME at all. I am not some all powerful person, I can't fix anything for anybody but myself, and I sure as hell do not have the power to make people feel any particular way. If they feel something, it's because they choose to, or allow themselves to. When I am friends with people, even when I am unable to help, I try to make small gestures to just let them know that I am there when they need me. If this is offensive to anyone, then sorry. Ignore the shit!! But don't get pissed because I care... I guess sometimes I just don't know how not too, especially when those people have been there for me. I am who I am, I have feelings just like everyone else, and sometimes I DO try to hard, and I am working on it. Geez, I've been on time out for a week, I'm
Stone Sour - Through Glass
I'm looking at you through the glass Don't know how much time has passed Oh God it feels like forever But no one ever tells you that forever feels like home Sitting all alone inside your head How do you feel, that is the question But I forget, you don't expect an easy answer When something like a soul becomes initialized And folded up like paper dolls and little notes You can't expect to better folks And while you're outside looking in Describing what you see Remember what you're staring at is me 'Cause I'm looking at you through the glass Don't know how much time has passed All I know is that it feels like forever But no one ever tells you that forever feels like home, sitting all alone inside your head How much is real, so much to question An epidemic of the mannequins Contaminating everything When thought came from the heart It never did right from the start Just listen to the noises (No more sad voices) Before you tell yourself It's just a different s
Blue October - Hate Me
I have to block out thoughts of you so I dont lose my head They crawl in like a cockroach leaving babies in my bed Dropping little reels of tape to remind me that Im alone Playing movies in my head that make a porno feel like home There's a burning in my pride, a nervous bleeding in my brain An ounce of peace is all I want for you. will you never call again? And will you never say that you love me just to put it in my face? And will you never try to reach me? it is I that wanted space Hate me today Hate me tomorrow Hate me for all the things I didn't do for you Hate me in ways Yeah ways hard to swallow Hate me so you can finally see what's good for you Im sober now for 3 whole months its one accomplishment that you helped me with The one thing that always tore us apart is the one thing I wont touch again In my sick way I want to thank you for holding my head up late at night While I was busy waging wars on myself, you were trying to stop the fight You never doub
Them Pillz I Just Like Gucci He Shuldn't B N This Blog Lol
Good Morning
good morning my awsome friends,i hope everyone has a wonderfull day and keep smileling,oh and for thoughs who wish to think that just because i have bipolar and think i am a crazy bitch you should tell me so i can take you off my list instead of comments on my pictures you dont have to bother comming to my profile and waist your time rating me and my pictures have a good day
Superglued To Existence
Dead to the world And everyone in it I haunt the horizon As nothing more than A ghost seeking for Life and reason beyond my means. Stuck in this Plane of existence There was nothing For me here Until love coiled Its way between us. You are my everything While all else is pure nothingness Though I may exist in a world In which I no longer belong I still wish to spend Every waking moment with you Being right beside me. I have nothing more to give Then this love which Flows through my veins.
I ask that everyone read this and sign the petition… our Troops to protect “AMERICA”
Closer To God
A 70-year-old man went to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor ran some tests and said to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?" And the man answered, "Oh me and God? We have a really tight bond, he's so good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off." The Doctor was astonished. He called the man's wife and said, "I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?" And she said, "That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!"
Some People...
Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that. -George Carlin
Chipmunks N Starwars Dont Mix Lol!
Funny Pictures at
I can now make MUMMS---whoohoooooo! :) *BOOB FLASH*
In The Face, Oh So Stereo Typical
I think you ought a know that every day on the radio all I hear, all you show, is another blank verse of the same song about bitches & hos. Don't get me wrong, I'm guilty too and no better than you for bouncing along to the rhythms of a cataclysm, my renunciation of avocation in not seeking retaliation for this repudiation and annihilation of every woman you claim to know. All the same it's all so tame, playing the game and building a name by the shit you proclaim about the girls you meet while disclaiming our voices and seeing only meat. So come and get it while it's hot, I've got a lot to say, so go ahead and spew your best shot before this bitch, switch, educated diva witch exposes one hell of a scratch to itch. It's alright, I can take it, and if you want we can even fake a bit of real animosity if it's what you need to spill useless seed and beget profitable hypocrisy instead of becoming the prophet able to pour rage through pens like a camera lens snapping off
Rebel Goth
June 28, 2007
Sometimes the thing that caused you the most difficulty is what you grow most to appreciate. This is true whether it's a person, a place or a task. Once you admit how much you've changed, everything gets easier.
You know I'm really fucking pissed...I just wrote a whole fucking thing about why I'm leaving and because a fucking subject box was'nt filled I now have to do it all again....just yet another reason why this fucking place blows.....anyway I'm writing this to Tiff,Ramel,Honielynne and Kelly....I "doubt" you cats will read it but here's to the chance that you do because it's to you guys this goes out to and maybe like the 3 other people that "might" take the time to read it and that's probably giving it more credit than it deserves. Anyway enough of me "bitching" as I seem to do that too much anyway. I'm not gonna be coming on here like I did or have been anymore...I hate this place it fucking me it's a fucking popularity contest. I hate thae fact that I gotta rate pics,stash,profiles,blogs,mums do contests and I hate the fact that I feel obligated to do so just because someone rated's bull-fucking-shit....Yeah I know....there goes T "bitching" about poin
Keep In Touch With The Ones U Care About!
Around the corner I have a friend, In this great city that has no end, Yet the days go by and weeks rush on, And before I know it, a year is gone. And I never see my old friends face,For life is a swift and terrible race, He knows I like him just as well, As in the days when I rang his bell. And he rang mine but we were younger then,And now we are busy, tired men. Tired of playing a foolish game, Tired of trying to make a name. "Tomorrow" I say! "I will call on Jim Just to show that I'm thinking of him." But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes, And distance between us grows and grows. Around the corner, yet miles away, "Here's a telegram sir," "Jim died today." And that's what we get and deserve in the end. Around the corner, a vanished friend. Remember to always say what you mean. If you love someone, tell them. Don't be afraid to express yourself. Reach out and tell someone what they mean to you. Because when you decide that it is the right time it might be too la
The Takeover
I love how I get blamed for bringing up drama when I was discussing how the trickle down law would relate to military issues, and how the soldiers are not to blame when they have to kill someone of any age, and a person takes that as a personal attack and then attacks me to a friend in their shoutbox original cristilee: her: sorry your mumm is trying to be turned into a topic of the war.. bats or ju know is doing that to attempt to get at me..have a good day good mumm afterwards her: whats done is done bats you can leave my dhoutbox now.. i dont bother with people who love drama and the bs it brings.. have a great nite ->me: i followed up the situation when cowboy asked about it and if you saw it was in relivance, because it's the trickle down law, but whatever you think i have my own personal agenda go ahead and think it her: hmmm funny seems like your brought that up out of the blue, wonder why, it had no releavnace to the topic at hand and you always did like to feed fire
Hahhaah To Funny
Ok one of my friends just told me I look pissed in like all my pictures even the ones I am smiling in . Then he told me I look like a total b*tch in them too. I thought as in stuck up but no he said more like, a man cant do shit for me leave me the fuck alone type of B*TCH! and a cute, man cant do shit for me leave me the fuck alone type of B*TCH! /... I am rolling on the floor right now he is so right I do have that look. However I am not a b*tch in any way. I actually care to much about people to be a total b*tch. The smile there is a reason behind it. When I was little I fell down the stairs with a chair went straight into the brick wall at the bottom of the steps. Chipped both my front teeth I had like a temp job done on it but after a few years it came off. I finally this year got my teeth capped. So because of that I tried not to smile also I haven't really had a woo hoo of a life. Don't get me wrong I know their are millions of other people out their who have had worse. So
Its Game Time Again Need Help
However Hasntrated Please Do So
How I Came Up With The Name Oguardianshaven
Well when I went on-line I need a screen name and there were three or four girl-friend's here and I asked them what would be a good name for me. They all said Guardian Angel, well of course that was taken already so I started trying variations and came up with Oguardian, then a little bit later when I started my on-line Biz I added Haven. So thats how OguardiansHaven became.
Pertaining To My Sexy Pics
I have deleted my Sexy Pics folder or album I will not be putting more up.
Thanks Jody .. You Rock's
Look out Ladies one of the hottest men i know has join us at Cherry tap, the Awesome Rock-a-Billy Prince the great Shawn Harvey from the UK , He is so dang sexy has had me running for some ice a few times with his hot pictures and sweet sexy voice o hell yea !!! if you were at one of his concert know you be throwing ur panties well some of you do here on CT so go enjoy My Sexy Prince in my fans give him a big Cherry Tap welcome !!!!!
Why Cant I
Why cant i be the love of your life Why cant i make you my wife Why cant i be your loverboy Why cant i be the one who brings you joy Why cant i be the one to heal your pain Why cant i shelter you from the rain Why cant i think about you all day Why cant i love you without having to say Why cant i be there when you're down Why cant i be your jester and your clown Why cant i be the man who holds you near Why cant i be the man to call you dear Why cant i gaze deep into your eyes Why cant i talk to you and never lie Why cant i have what other men possess Why cant i be seen outside of the rest Why cant i have a woman with absolute beauty Why cant i say she's here with me Why cant i be the one she sees in the morn Why cant she wear the shirt i've worn Why cant i live with the smell of her perfume Why cant i have her love to consume Why cant i be the man of her dreams Why cant i be like the others it seems Why cant i find the rose amongst the weed Why cant i, Why can
Hehe... I Heart This Joke!!!
While she was "flying" down the road (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"To which she replied, "I'm late for work."Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.The cop stammered, "A what?A rectum stretcher.And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."Ticket --------------==-------$95.00Court Costs -------==-----$45.00Look on cop's face ------Priceless
Riddle For Thee 2
I fly to any foreign parts, Assisted by my spreading wings: My body holds an hundred hearts, Nay, I will tell you stranger things: When I am not in haste I ride, And then I mend my pace anon; I issue fire from my side: You witty youths, this riddle con
Man Walks Free After Sheep Refuses To Testify
Monday, July 30, 2007 Sheep A sheep like this couldn't take the stand A man who was accused of having sex with a sheep has walked free after the animal was unable to testify. The man, from Haaksbergen, near Utrecht, the Netherlands, was reported to police after a farmer caught him having sex with a sheep. But the case was thrown out of court as the sheep couldn't take to the stand to testify it didn't want to have sex and had suffered emotional stress. Under Dutch law, bestiality is not a crime unless it can be proved the animal didn't want to have sex. 'Short of putting the sheep in the dock, at the moment these perverts cannot be prosecuted,' said animal rights campaigner Jos van Huisen. Minister of Justice Ernst Hirsch Ballin has said he plans to change the law to make bestiality a criminal offence.
To Perfect In Life - Or Sumpthin Profound *smile*
The process of perfecting (spiritually) is like making a sword. You are tempered by fire just like the steel. If that steel had any consciousness, imagine it screaming. It has been burned and hammered, and yet what comes out is a perfect, beautiful sword. It takes alot of burning and alot of hammering to make your soul perfect.
Hot Sex
wet hot sex the scent fills the room the feeling takes your mind like the swwep of a broom pressure pushes deep while your flow soaks the sheets your nails burrows in my back while my neck feels your teeth the pain turns me on making me move hard and strong the tight becomes the loose while the dry is filled with juice pounding til your sore your body yearns for more pushing in and out while you moan, scream, and shout wanting you to cum riding me til i go numb enjoying the ride til i feel you burst inside your puss is a cream pie your dripping all over the place you rub down below and give me a taste my mouth becomes greedy my tongue becomes needy i spread your legs wide and licked deep inside i ate till no more your clit swollen and sore you laid me on my back while you went for yours sucking the last drop downing til i went soft your tongue wrapped around me while your lips gets me off no stiff and no wood damn that felt good
they say love is not supposed to hurt-so why does it they tell you they love you but they move on they tell you they wont hurt you but they hurt your heart they take in all your secrets,all your dreams and tell you they want to be the one to fulfill them but still they leave, so with all the hurt why is it called love, love is kind,love is laughter,love is two people that give their heart,their mind,their body, and their soul
Lady Gypsyrose
Lady GypsyRose This graphic is © Copyrighted to GypsyRose Lady GypsyRose Royal Vampire Regent Master of Weapons Master Martial Arts Trainer Clan War Priestess of Noturnus Elite Warriors Keeper of Castle Blood Rose VVv-vVV Skills: ESP/ Telekinesis /Teleport Lore of Forgotten Realms Master Martial Arts Weapons of choice: Enchanted Poison Darts / Sharp Bone Carved Daggers/Spiny Silver Nail Mallet/Mastered Crafted Sharp Double Bladed Swords Vampire Clan War Priest or Priestess Priesthood of Noc* is the third circle of the temple of the vampire and also is known as the inner temple or temple of the dragon. A vampire priest or priestess has successfully demonstrated an advanced application of the principles of vampirism and has sworn an oath to serve the temple. The priesthood of Noc* is the gateway to the hidden mysteries of the temple from which this earthly world is literally ruled. Vampire Regent History Time equals p
My Soul Belongs To You.
My eyes filled with sorrow, my heart an empty place, your touch, smile and beauty, can only fill that space, sometimes I think there’s no reason, to carry another day, then I think of you and my children, and it leaves that thought a stray, then in my mind you linger, and again I'm feeling sad, I never had a clue, being apart could hurt so bad, my soul is already taken, and you know it belongs to you, your my life, your my love, my heart belongs to you
So this morning my family became complete...I have both of my children here with me now:D I will be very preoccupied with them for the remainder of the summer and whenever they are up and or not in school. I will try to keep up with everyone, but if I fail...don't get grumpy...i won't ever skip out on mom time for anyone. My children are what matter most. I do hope everyone is enjoying their summer..and that I can visit with as many of you as possible...when I have free time! Hugs and kisses to all!
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Last Day
Well today is the day. I have had my kids the entire month and while it seems that July was jam packed with activities and trips they have to go back to their moms today. SOme of you may understand the pain and sadness that is associated with that and i hope you understand if I am not my usual cheery, goofy self. Thee is nothing more important to me than those two babies and I cant bear to even think about what the next few days will be like. I have tried my hardest not to cry. Sometimes that isnt the easiest. IF you feel the urge to tell me not to cry in front of them let me go ahead and say KISS MY ASS. This morning when i woke up my 8yr old daughter had written me the sweetest note and set it on my pillow. It said: Dear: Daddy From: Megan I wish that I did not have to go to my moms. I have had so much fun with you in July. Thank you for taking me to Missouri and letting me ride horses. Thank you for letting me go to Bible School. Please do not be mad at me when I cry when m
The Stranger
It was a hot muggy July afternoon. All I wanted to do was relax and enjoy my 2 days off. I talked to a few friends on the Internet and told them I was going to find a secluded place to relax and take some pictures. I told them I would talk to them later and possibly show them the results of my adventure. I got a change of clothes, in case I got hot, my camera and something cold to drink. I choose to wear something cool since it was 100 degrees out so I wore a low cut pink shirt that showed off my voluptuous D cup breasts. I had recently purchased a jean mini skirt and it was perfect to allow some nice cool air to blow up to reach the red things I had chosen to wear. I said my goodbyes at home and told them I did not know when I would get back, but not to worry. I got in my car and just started driving. I ended up at a beautiful place along a road I travel a lot. It was off the road a bit and had a perfect view of the river with lots of trees to offer shade from the heat, very sec
some people are a poet and just don't know it.. the corniest thing i ever heard like people wishing they were a plane or a bird just so they could fly away just be happy with what you are today life will be easier that way.. you wouldn't go throught everyday of your life wishing you were this of wishing you were that.. be who you are and be happy with that..or it will drive you crazy believe i know i once wished i was a famous actor or someone you know.. i learned just to be myself no longer is my life on a shelve..well i gotta go do what i do just remember to be you...
Best Bikini Contest!
Come join my best bikini contest! It will run for 2 weeks once I get at least 10 entries! Send the pics to ~Devil In Cuffs~ Jessica@ fubar Prizes 1st Place- Yacht 2nd Place- Porsche 3rd Place- Corvette Prizes will be awarded during happy hour! Rates = 10 comments Bombing yourself is allowed and a must! Pics MUST be safe for work! No downrating, rates are rates and count no matter what they rating on the pic is!
Tribute To American Soldiers ( Video )
This was very touching to me, hence why it is in a blog. If you can not emotionally handle seeing the fallen, PLEASE do NOT watch. For those that can, please remember that these fellow Americans are not only brothers, sisters, cousins, mothers, fathers, etc....They are the brave souls that are fighting for US. So please, take a few minutes out of your day to show some support and remember those that are doing for OUR country!!!!! Thank You!!
Seduction Is The Allure
Seduction is Alluring... The dance between the sexes is a wonderful thing when it comes to the subject of seduction. Making ourselves alluring and attractive to the one we desire is both fun and exciting. If that were not so, then there would not be as much need for glamorous lingerie shoppes, hair dressers, rows and rows of cosmetic shelves in department stores, stores that sell sexy clothing, and hundreds of fragrances from namebrand manufacturers. Women know how to be alluring. Men just try to look nice. Yet, there isn't a person alive who doesn't appreciate a lover who works hard to be attractive and inviting. It all depends on what turns on the object of your desire. Some women love a man with a full beard, whereas, others couldn't tolerate all that facial hair. Some men are switched on by a female in black, lacy lingerie and five inch heels while other men couldn't care less as they would rather have less packaging to deal with. A pair of sexy legs ar
Missing You
I can feel you from above gazing down to me from so far, in my heart is where you are. I think about all you have given to me, the most special gifts your little girl sees.. the spirit and love and how wonderful my daddy can be. I remember your smile and your handsome face.. my father so strong and full of grace. So many people you touched in this life... the all consuming love you gave to your wife, I seen that my whole life and I see it now when she thinks about you and your shared life. I wish you could be here with me, but I know your in heaven looking down and being free. I see you in myself and that is the most precious gift you could have given to me so I wrote this poem for all to see. To my Daddy. august 3rd he was taken from us and as time goes on it isnt getting any easier. My father was truly the best Man in the world.
25 Of The Most Spontaneous Questions Ever,
1. Where will you be in a hour? Still at work 2. Who will be your next kiss? Lord knows. 3. Is there something purple within 10 feet of you? yeah the folder i have openeed 4. Are you wearing socks right now? no 5. When was the last time you went out of state? july 6. Have you been to the movies in the last 7 days? yes. 7. What was the last thing you had to drink? water 8. What are you wearing right now? skull halter and a gypsy skirt 9. What was your last purchase? a bagel 10. What's the last thing you wrote down? some TMS bullcrap. 11. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Ruby 12. Have you been to the silly site nope but i must now go see. 13. Have you ever owned a fish tank? a fish bowl. :) 14. What's the last time you watched a hockey game? LOL Um a couple of weekends ago. 15. What is in your pocket right now? I don't have any pockets 16. If you could travel anywhere right now, where would you be? Cumber
Knights In Black Hats
20 Years of being with one person.And here I am on cyberspace.Listening to my favorites songs and enjoying my life.Dealing with the betrayal.And All I want is that powerful ectasy.You know the one,That heats you deep down.The kind that is so passion,that it takes your breath away.A lover that will send you to orbit and back.That rocks your world,forever.I had that once.Never found it again.Even in 20 years,I have never found that heat of the moment.To wrap me in his soul.My very essence ,a burning desire created by the drive of full satisfaction.And then reality hits me.I will never have that kind of passion in my life again.because I am not 21,young with a tight body.I am a woman,a grandmother,and one lived life hard. So I except it and go on living.But,a little wishing doesn't hurt anyone. And in my dreams I shall find that moment in time.And My knight in shining armor will sweep me off my feet.RIGHT!!!!!!!
PATHS 3:49 PM 8/2/2007 I woke this morning thinking of paths.This thinking continued with me. I did smoke prayers.Still I am thinking of these paths. I try to push them away, they are distracting. I open my emails. I receieved one from a sweet sister of mine. This email followed with my thoughts. I realize Creator wishes to speak with me and I have not been hearing. This is important and I have to pay attention. So I stop trying to control these thoughts. I sit,am quiet and let them run.I use my life and myself for an example. This is what I see. When we are first created we are put on our lifes path.Our road through life,beginning to end. Creator gives us this gift. We do not have to seek for it. Through our lives we all stray from this gift. I have strayed when I knew no better . I suffer a little. I learn alot.I get back o
Simcoe Day Weekend!
Ahhh.... so much to do with so little time! Have everything yet to pack and then the car will be packed tomorrow for the Simcoe Day long weekend here in Canada!! A camping I will go! To any Canucks that will read this - Have A Great Holiday Weekend!
About My Disability
What is Spina Bifida? Spina bifida (SB) is a neural tube defect (a disorder involving incomplete development of the brain, spinal cord, and/or their protective coverings) caused by the failure of the fetus's spine to close properly during the first month of pregnancy. Infants born with SB sometimes have an open lesion on their spine where significant damage to the nerves and spinal cord has occurred. Although the spinal opening can be surgically repaired shortly after birth, the nerve damage is permanent, resulting in varying degrees of paralysis of the lower limbs. Even when there is no lesion present there may be improperly formed or missing vertebrae and accompanying nerve damage. In addition to physical and mobility difficulties, most individuals have some form of learning disability. The three most common types of SB are: myelomeningocele, the severest form, in which the spinal cord and its protective covering (the meninges) protrude from an opening in the spine; meningocele in w
# 2 By Far.
Catch me up And Make Me Miss August! Vote for Miss Lush- Keep up the votes everyday! Currently #2!!! Let's keep me on top! YOUR Votes DO count and HELP! I need your help to put me into the tristate hotties calendar! Vote in the Calendar contest as well as playing cards contest! ** Remember, joining with my recruit number gives me five extra vote points! If you're not from the Tristate area, use zipcode-08869. My Recruit ID# is 325. Help me win!! PLEASE JOIN!!!!!!! It will really help me get further! Vote for Miss Lush for August!! Let's do it this time Really! Thanks for all who have been participating and helping and thanks to those who will make me win this upcoming month!!
Poor Black Eyed Bastards!!
Black Eyes People with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They are leg humping friendly to borderline sleazy. They always fall in love with anything that that has two legs, a pulse and a wet spot. They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you. They are very easy to please unless they haven't had their latest fix of alcohol, meth, cocaine, or prescription medicine. If you repost this and you have black eyes you will either O.D., spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some skank you've never seen before within the next 2 days. Blue Eyes People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome,very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS when necessary. if yo
Ring Finger
Why should the wedding ring be worn on the fourth finger? There is a beautiful and convincing explanation given by the Chinese..... Thumb represents your Parents Second (Index) finger represents your Siblings Middle finger represents your-Self Fourth (Ring) finger represents your Life Partner & the Last (Little) finger represents your children Firstly, open your palms (face to face), bend the middle fingers and hold them together - back to back Secondly, open and hold the remaining three fingers and the thumb - tip to tip (As shown in the figure below): Now, try to separate your thumbs (representing the parents)..., they will open, because your parents are not destined to live with you lifelong, and have to leave you sooner or later. Please join your thumbs as before and separate your Index fingers (representing siblings)...., they will also open, because your brothers and sisters will have their own families and will have to lead their own separate live
S-m-a-c-k !!!!
Cowboy Boots!
Cowboy Boots An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, recently moved to Texas . Ray has always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them and wears them home. Walking proudly into the house, he says to his wife, Notice anything different about me? Bessie looks him over, Nope. Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, Notice anything different now?? Bessie looks up and says, Ray, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow. Furious, Ray yells, AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!! To which Bessie replies, Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat.
"portent" red moon blue moon red moon fire blue moon water red moon sees blue moon dies two moons red moon blue moon red moon flames taking blue moons water three moons red moon blue moon yellow moon red moon sees blue moon dies yellow moon exalted two moons red moon yellow moon by the light of the moon she is dark she is boundless she is eternal she is you be afraid blue moon dies I feel like I should be typing something here as some kind of an explanation as to the origin of this piece.Anyhow,I'm going to skip it for the general audience that might happen to pass through here.Madness I say....and I forgot to add my sig at the doesn't belong on this piece..I was merely the recipient of the message.
National Purple Heart Recognition Day
HAGEL, CLINTON INTRODUCE RESOLUTION MARKING 75TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE MILITARY ORDER OF THE PURPLE HEART Senators also reintroduce legislation to support National Purple Heart Recognition Day April 12th, 2007 - WASHINGTON, DC - Senators Chuck Hagel (R-NE) and Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-NY) today are introducing a resolution to recognize the 75th Anniversary of the Military Order of the Purple Heart and to commend all recipients of the Purple Heart for their demonstration of heroism on behalf of the United States. Also today, the Senators reintroduced legislation to support “National Purple Heart Recognition Day,” which honors all of those brave service members who were severely injured while serving their country and who were awarded a Purple Heart. “The men and women of our armed forces who have received the Purple Heart have gone above and beyond the call of du
I asked a question in a mum to see what response I would get on how people are with their morals and was very impressed with it. I must say that my roommates son is available and is very sexy but we are only friends and that wouls ruin it. So, ladies I know a good man looking for a good woman and he is awesome I do have a picture available if you would like to see him.
Prepare yourself to take a gasp of air .. I'm glad don't work emergency room as a nurse You try to warn them but sometimes you just have to let them learn. Quiz time everyone... Open the first picture and study the marks the boy is pointing at, and try to guess what caused it. Then open the second picture. Prepare yourself to take a gasp of air
Sierra Nevada Mountains
FuBar Family, Friends, and Fans, I just want you all to know that I will be away for a week on vacation in the beautiful Sierra Neavada Mountains. I'm sure my addiction to Fubar will make the first night or 2 difficult, but I know I will survive. Hope you all have a Wonderful Week Ahead and I'll see everyone soon. Sir Dave P.S. I am bringing laptop, so if I get a WIFI connection I can peek in on everyone! ~smile~
Wanting You
I want you to need me, I want to stare in your eyes, I want your promises, I don't care if they are lies. I want your body, Warm in my bed, I want you near me, I want you so bad that it is driving me mad I want you to know how I feel I want you to see its for real I want to need to hold you in my arms, an have you win me over with your charms I want to smell your sweat, inhale your breath, an fill the need to have you inside of me, Cause that's where you were meant to be.
WHAT TO PUT IN THIS ONE?? HMM.. WHO KNOWS YET? *~*whatsherface*~*@ fubar
Dark Greetings
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m
Mourning The Death Of The Constitution
Changes included in this new FISA law: 1) The AG and/or DNI can approve surveillance WITHOUT approval of the FISA court. 2) Telecommunications companies are now required to open up their facilities for wiretaps. It also grants them immunity from lawsuits. So now if your phone is tapped illegally... too bad, so sad, you have no legal remedy. 3) Only one person has to be 'reasonably believed to be located outside the United States'. If you're calling friend/family outside the US... you can be wiretapped. There's no requirement that they need to be a spy, criminal, or terrorist. 4) The only thing FISA can do now is review the wiretapping procedures AFTER it's been done. FISA's been changed at least 8 times since 2001. With this legislation, it eviscerates not only the FISA program, but the 4th Amendment as well. /sarcasm on What better way to defeat the terrorists who 'hate us for our freedoms' than to take tho
The Ultrasound Results Are In!!!
Courtesy of Everything looked great and my baby girl measures in at 12 ounces, right on target! After my ultrasound today I came home and took a looooong nap - it's such an emotional time having an ultrasound - I was so worried they'd find something wrong with baby. Now the fun and the non-stop shopping begin!!! :) Thank you so much for everyone checking in on me and the baby, I've barely been online and am still dealing with this morning/day/night sickness! HUGS to all my friends - thank you so much for your support! Love, Wendy :)
Okay... Wtf?!
What the hell is up with the "Bouncer ID Check"? What? I'm rating pictures too fast so I get this stupid screen? Didn't know that 1 rate every minute or so was too fast... Hmmm... Remember the days when it was about 6/minute was too fast? The next stupid thing... would SOMEONE tell me just what the time interval is on the stupid bulletins? I mean, I do a repost of one... then 25 minutes later try to post another, and it tells me that I'm posting them too fast... WTF?!
I Am Having Trouble...
With what pic to use as my default...I am asking you my sweet lovies to help me pick out my non nsfw pic as a default. When you decide which pic you like the best post the link here in the blog...The one that gets posted here the most will be the one that I use. TY ahead of time to all my sweeties. Em!
My Babygirl! I Love Her To Death
Glitter Creator
Goodbye To All! Its Been A Slice!
To all my peeps! I have decided to delete my account. I'll be doing it in a week or so! I've enjoyed my coorespondance w/u all. But right now my life is a living mess & I just don't have the time or motivation to do this anymore. Perhaps in the future when my path on this hard lifes journey is righted I shall return. I feel I have no contributions worthy of anyone right now. So till I do I will concentrate all my efforts to total self improvement Until I am deemed worthy in my own eyes to once again join the human race! Now I'm going to be a working,saving,working out,spending time w/my kids fool! For all those who actually acknowledged my exisistance & generally enjoyed their association w/me U can reach me at my email address. U can Im me if u like at jackhammerebm! Thats my id. To all of u out there I wish u my heart felt best! To the ones who have been active participants in our friendship I do hope it will continue via emails & im's. To those who did not I
People are always say\'n h ow friends come and go. WEll guess what??? They\'re right! And I\'ve seen first hnd just how often, and fast it can happn. I\'ve noticeed that for me it\'s really easy to MAKE friends, but for some reason, they leave me jsut as fast. Now honestly I don\'t know why this is, but it is. If any of you have actually take\'n the time to talk to me here on fubar, or any other messeaging service such as yahoo or msn. or even a few of you on here i know in real life, is there so mething about me that jsut turns people not only away from me, but also AGAINST me??? I just don\'t understand it, not one bit. I hoenstly don\'t even know why I\'m blogging aboutthis, it\'s pointless. One minute someone wants to be my friend on here, and thent he next, they\'re putin my down like they\'ve been liftin me all day... If I\'m that bad of a person, I\'d like someone to tell me, because I believe my only flaw is that I have emotions, and am not afraid to hide them.... So please.
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The Sex Handbook For Men!!!
I just want to make it clear that it is not that I cannot have an orgasm, I have them all the time, just not with someone else in the room, it is just that guys do not get what it takes to get a woman off. For the other girls out there that have not become completely disgusted with the lack of sexual ability among men, I will lay out these rules for men to follow: 1. Breasts are attached. They are a part of our body and grabbing them so hard that they are literally lifted from the chest DOES NOT feel good. It hurts. 2. Nipples are sensitive. This means that sucking them is good. Gently holding one in your teeth while flicking your tongue across it, is good. Some LIGHT biting is good. Biting them like you would a steak, all the while asking "how does that feel baby?"...not good. It fucking hurts. 3. There are more to our breasts that the nipples and the entire breast would like attention too. Just make sure that you have read rule #1. 4. Fingering is a multi step proc
What Does It Mean To "toggle"?
I dunno...I love my job. Thursdays are a bitch. Mondays I sit and stare at the wall because the weekend's still kicking my ass. Tuesdays drag along...Wednesdays are mediocre and Fridays are probably the best days ever. I enjoy most of the people I work with but there's a couple bitches...ohh in particular that thinks she's the cutest thing ever but in reality she's about 4 hairs short of a unibrow. Men. I don't get them...I shouldn't even try...I never really imagined I'd be in a place where I had to toggle them. Is toggle a word? Anyway I have some that call and I like to talk to them...I have some that call and I wish they'd lose my number or even better, I punch myself in the face for GIVING it to them in the first place. I have some that I wanna jump their bones...I have some that wanna jump mine and never, ever will... but then, there's this ONE. This one guy..that I've been there, done that with...and none of them will ever, ever compare to him. Not like as in, t
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Psychic Plea For Help
This happened during my senior year of high school. I was very close with my small group of friends, and we helped each other through some very rough times. My friend Donna was involved in a very unhealthy relationship at the time. She was never one to be completely mentally stable, so we rallied around her to help her through. I had a rather large fish aquarium in my room, so it put off a lot of light during the night. On this particular night I had fallen asleep fairly early. At around 11:30 p.m. I awoke to the sound of weeping in my room. I opened my eyes and rolled over not sure of what to expect. When I looked, Donna was sitting against my dresser with her knees bent up against her chest. I remember speaking her name in confusion, wondering how she got in there and what exactly she was doing on my bedroom floor. When I spoke her name, she looked directly at me and said, "I love you. Please help me. I need help so bad." At that she was gone. I tried to call her but there was
To Myself
Everybody has a story to tell And I'd like to share mine with you But my heart is kind of fragile And I just can't imagine It's something that I ought to do And I realize I'm still hurting deep inside Where love used to live So I keep myself To myself I don't want nobody to know me (I keep myself) I keep myself To myself I don't want no lover to own me My heart feels like its all broken up In tiny pieces that I'll never find And I know that I will heal someday I will feel again But it might take a little more time And can't you see I'm so insulated No one's touchin' me At least for now (at least for now) So I keep myself To myself I don't want nobody to know me (I keep myself) I keep myself To myself I don't want no lover to own me Then in the shadows of yesterday Only peace of mind is when I pray That someday I can find a way back home Until I'm ready (until I'm ready) To love again (until I'm ready) Until I'm ready (until I'm ready) Until th
I Love You
"I Love U" Well, well Come on everybody wave ya hands If ya feel me I know we got some lovin up in here Everybody hear me sang.. [verse 1:] It's been a long time comin But a change is bound to come Somehow i knew, i'd lose you Cuz of the man that i've become Only reason for you stayin for me Is you remember what we had I'd give up the brighest future To get those old flames back [bridge:] I never, ever meant to Waste yo time (i want u to know) Everytime i said i love u It wasn't no lie (i want u to know) That i miss livin That's a cold feelin Without you in my life That's a slow killin But i know better You deserve better And do whatever Forever i... [chorus:] I love u If this is the end And we don't talk again Let me say That i love u Somehow i went wrong Hope u hearin this song Let me say That i'm sorry for not being the man I promised i'd always be But i love you And that's just the real Hope u still feel it Coming from me [verse
Awesome Recipe
Low Fat...Low Calorie: I LOVE THIS RECIPE........... BAKED STUFFED CHICKEN: a.. 6-7 lb. Chicken b.. 1 cup melted butter c.. 1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is good) d.. 1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT) e.. Salt/pepper to taste Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with melted butter, salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven. Listen for the popping sounds. When the chicken's ass blows the oven door open and the chicken flies across the room, it's done.
12,000 To Level A Leveler
lets return the love that she shows many others Karen Dove/Confederate Bomber Family Member/Club F.A.R.@ fubar
Stuffed Pork Chops
A savory stuffing made from green pepper, celery, onion, bread crumbs, and corn is stuffed into double rib chops, then browned and baked. This delicious entree is easy and a perfect dinner for a cold night. INGREDIENTS: * 6 double rib boneless pork chops * 1 green pepper, finely chopped * 3 stalks celery, finely chopped * 1 onion, chopped * 1 Tbsp. oil * 1 cup soft bread crumbs * 16 oz. can corn, drained * salt and pepper to taste * 1/3 cup flour * 1 Tbsp. olive oil * 2 Tbsp. butter * 1 cup tomato juice PREPARATION: Preheat oven to 300 degrees. Cut pocket in the side of each pork chop, cutting to within 1/2" of opposite side. Saute green pepper, celery, and onion in 1 Tbsp. oil in skillet until slightly softened.Add bread crumbs, corn, salt and pepper to taste. Mix well. Stuff the pork chops with this mixture. Combine flour with more salt and pepper to taste in large shallow dish. Dredge chops on both sides in flour
What A Weird And Wired Journey Was An Awesome Band Aid Brand Bandages
So yeah, it's been a while. A long while.... House hunting not going so well, too picky I suppose. I gave up looking for a homestead and started roaming. I have gone completely mobile. In fact this message is being sent with my cell phone bluetoothed to my laptop. *smirk* Not quite sure what happened to this place since I left...but it is definately fubar. At any rate...changes in my life over recent months... I now manage Aaron's Sales and Lease (happened right before I left here) I have gotten two salary increases in the last six months due to winning two Store of the Month awards for my region...the salary is nice, but the awards are preprinted form letters shoved in Dollar Store plastic picture frames and one was busted when I received it. LOL I see Fonicates has the spotlight once again and I Love Sporks is still asking me to begin the Spork Wars Saga... I have become somewhat of a high roller what with my huge salary and no expenses situation. Nothing solid o
AT&T Errs in Edit of Anti-Bush Lyrics By MICHELLE ROBERTS,AP Posted: 2007-08-09 16:50:25 SAN ANTONIO (AP) - Lyrics performed by Pearl Jam criticizing President Bush should not have been censored from a webcast by AT&T Inc., a company spokesman acknowledged Thursday. AT&T, through its Blue Room entertainment site, offered a webcast of the band's headlining performance Sunday at Lollapalooza in Chicago. The event was shown with a brief delay so the company could bleep out excessive profanity or nudity. But monitors hired by AT&T through a vendor went further and cut two lines from a song to the tune of Pink Floyd's "Another Brick in the Wall." One was "George Bush, leave this world alone" the second time it was sung, and the other was "George Bush find yourself another home," according to the band's Web site. AT&T spokesman Michael Coe said that the silencing was a mistake and that the company was working with the vendor that produces the webcasts to avoid future misunderstan
so i wake up this morning in total darkness. it was a massive blackout. apparently not just the block this time but the whole damn town. i'm sure my cell phone will die soon and i had to wait til i got here an hour ago to get coffee. today is going to SUCK.
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~ Newark Shooting Should Never Have Happened ~
Please read the End to see What they do not want you to know in this story!! ~Seal the Borders~ NEWARK, New Jersey (CNN) -- Two people, including a 15-year-old boy, are in custody in connection with the execution-style slayings of three college students in a Newark, New Jersey, schoolyard, authorities said. Jose Carranza, 28, of Newark, New Jersey, surrendered in the slayings of three college students. Jose Carranza, 28, of Newark, surrendered with his lawyer at midday Thursday, Mayor Cory A. Booker said. The suspect insisted on surrendering to the mayor after learning he was wanted for murder. "He simply came forward. He said nothing," recalled Booker, who rushed from a news conference to meet the lawyer, Felix Lopez Montalvo, for the surrender. Video Watch Booker describe the surrender » "We put him in handcuffs and we walked the individual into the office. I personally helped the detective to sit him down and I left," the mayor added. The teenager was take
Living In A World Filled With Excruciating Pain
I haven't been around much and that's because I'm in agony 24/7, worse now than I ever thought it could or would be and a lot of that is because my left side is involved once again. I am so tired, hell not tired but absolutely exhausted when I get home from work that I haven't made a full week back yet and it's getting frustrating; sometimes I just want to give up and stay in bed where the pain's the least. If you know me and all the hell I've gone through you'll know that that's far from an easy confession for me. I'm giving it everything I've got for work and that's not fair to Sue since when I get home I collapse the second I do or I can't get out of bed at all. I knew that this would be a living hell when it started but the actuality far exceeds any visualizing I could do. So please bear with me if I'm not around much; just know that you all are never far from my heart and that I miss you all very, very much!!!!!
Secret Desires
Gideon Gryder thought that he probably should have felt more uneasy about the situation which he'd set into motion. It wasn't merely that he'd seduced his old band mate's young girlfriend a few nights back, or even that he'd spent the last few nights getting Erich Barnes so blind drunk that he wouldn't notice as Gideon sexually pursued his significant other. Even now, Gideon's thoughts of stripping Joy Marinero down to her pale beauty and taking her on the mattress or in the back seat of his car or even on the floor was more than enough to stimulate his hormones and encourage the normal male response. Gideon knew that Joy understood that this started out as a sort of mutual lust, and that they really weren't right for each other. His problem was that since they'd become secret lovers, the young white girl felt so right to him that he couldn't just ignore those obsessions welling up around them. What actually bothered Gideon least of all was his sense of timing. He knew that his timing
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Walking Shade
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About My Schooling
I decided I'm going to go for a Dr's in forensic pathology, so that means I'll be in school for another 9 years.
Hey You All
hey friends and family, well out of 26 teams we came in third this is an amazing feet. the whole team got trophies and medals, the boys played their hearts out,,had 6 games in the last 2 and 1/2 days. won 4 and lost 2. they are ranked 3rd in the nation on the east coast. these kids are awesome! hugs and smiles,,,,saphiremoon
Probally A Bad First Blog
I should probally only put positive things on here or nude pictures...but considering I am not in a positive mood and do not have nude pictures, I can't do that. So its a long story but just know People are cruel, the majority of men are cruel so watch your back...and your heart.
When Furry Things, Grow Bad...
soooo, i think i should move to France or something... like, seriously... i haven't had the chance to take a "relaxing 'me' shower" in quite a while, so I haven't had time to SHAVE>... and holy hell, Chewbacca 'aint' got nothin on me!!' like, literally... lol ok not that bad, but it's not cool.... and i injured my knee in my car wreck, which BW SUCKS!!!! my poor blue car... shall be fixed soon though... and, um, other than that, things are good... tash is enrolled in Pre K.... i'm going to cry... she starts Thursday, so I'll blog about how I cried like a baby lol Well, other than that, things are going great.... the girls are doing great, i'm doing great, Tash thinks Sarah is a lesbian, but she totally isn't lol hmmm, not sure what elseo to say, so i think i'm gonna go SHAVE.... seriously... lol much love to you all
GENTLEMEN, IT'S TIME FOR YOUR ANNUAL "AM I GAY?" SELF-EXAMINATION: 1. If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, spinning classes (whatever that is) and doing the Oprah diet. 2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay - it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... "Killer, get your ass over here!" Now think about how you call a cat... "Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you should be in drag, you're so gay. 3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on bar-b-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and
~ The Temptations - Papa Was A Rolling Stone ~
It was the third of September. That day I'll always remember, yes I will. 'Cause that was the day that my daddy died. I never got a chance to see him. Never heard nothing but bad things about him. Mama, I'm depending on you to tell me the truth. And Mama just hung her head and said, "Son, Papa was a rolling stone. Wherever he laid his hat was his home. (And when he died) All he left us was ALONE." "Papa was a rolling stone, my son. Wherever he laid his hat was his home. (And when he died) All he left us was ALONE." Well, well. Hey Mama, is it true what they say, that Papa never worked a day in his life? And Mama, some bad talk going around town saying that Papa had three outside children and another wife. And that ain't right. Hey, talk about Papa doing some store front preaching. Talked about saving souls and all the time leeching. Dealing in debt and stealing in the name of the Lord. Mama just hung her head and said, "Papa was a rolling stone, my son.
~ The Temptations - Just My Imagination ~
Alone Again
its hard to be alone again, no one to come home to and no one to say i love you. its sad to think that when you were with someone for so long that you might not ever see them again. its hard to be alone but its okay because even though your alone there is someone out there who just might feel the same way as you do......alone and sad. who knows you might meet that person who is feeling alone and sad and then both you and them might not be alone anymore and once again come home to the i love you's and feel the warmth of thier body next to yours and happy feelings will be there,.....i hate being alone again and i do miss her
The Day Of Reckoning
Today has just been one of those days. Yeah I know...we all have problems. I get that. But sometimes the bullshit meter gets pushed just a little to far into the red. And as the infamous Vincent Vega said..."I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse that I will take. Now, right now, I'm a fuckin' race car, right, and you got me the red. And I'm just sayin', I'm just sayin' that it's fuckin' dangerous to have a race car in the fuckin' red. That's all. I could blow." Thats the point that today has taken me too. Everyone here knows I'm in Iraq. I'm 13 months into a 6 month tour. read that right. So to say that I'm a little burnt out over it is an understatement. This is my 3rd trip to Iraq, on top of 2 to Afghanistan. I was in the invading forces of both countries. Less than 1 month after 9/11, when everyone was still so proud to be an American and waving flags like they did in WWII, I was running down the ramp of a CH-47 Chinook helicopter in Kandahar, Afgh
August 14, 2007
Leo you are about to find out a secret about a close friend - something you'd never expect. Keep an open mind and appreciate that it's hard for them to share. lmmfao, this is just to much. To bad the secret is out, I know and they won't tell hahahahahaha
i saw stuff and junk.
The most wonderful thing I have ever experienced is my son finding joy for himself rather than depending on me for it. A few days ago, a friend of mine bought him the center of his life's joy, an X-box. It was used so it came in a different box. So I make him wait almost 24 hours before he can even play it. He's chomping at the bit and it's almost like a nicotine fit. So, he comes home from school yesterday and I open it up and go to plug it in. To my chagrin, I find that there was no power cord, a basic necessity, in the box. My son loses his mind screaming and crying. (Remember, he has autism... it is very difficult for him to use words to express disappointment and frustration) I look up the number for the place where we bought it and give them a call. I explain the situation... how I don't have a receipt because it was a gift and so on. They told me to just pack it all back up in the box and bring the box to them. I get there, the clerk opens the box and said "Huh? It should
I Got My Mumms Back
So I must have rattled a few cages in the upper ranks because I got shoutboxed by THE Scapper himself. Long story short, war on the mumms is over. SCRAPPER: no, it filters through us....i activated you....but please do not do that again.... ->SCRAPPER: i didn't realize anyone on your end was having to deal with it, from past experience it just seems like a flagging = instant banning SCRAPPER: well dont take it out on me and my admins...or we will unfortuantely have to terminate your account ->SCRAPPER: the only reason i started doing that is my mumm got flagged, it was done out of spite.... i flew off the handle SCRAPPER: yes, but promise me you wont go on a flagging do not hurt anyone but yourself when you do that ->SCRAPPER: i did SCRAPPER: all you have to do is ask for them to be turned back on ->SCRAPPER: could i possibly have my mumm privledges back? SCRAPPER: well i can delete your account or you can please stop, because you are maliciously flagging mumms
the cast and the button that was holding my thumb together is now gone!!!Hurt like hell when they took it all out but i have my hand back in a splint that i have to keep on unles im just sitting doing nothing but its better than the cast! I posted new pics of my not gonna looks gross, so if u have a weak stomach dont look...if u wanna look they are in my surgery pics ya all!!
Naughty Or Nice?
Being Nicer is a bummer but being naughty is much funner! Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m
This Is What Boys Do
a few nights ago he gets drunk and hits me up on aim professing his undying love for me so i call him up and we stay on the phone till four oclock in the morning and he tells me he hates drinking a few seconds ago he hits me up saying he can't remember anything from last night, that he went to a party and all he can remember is waking up with bloody knuckles his right arm and left leg hurt and theres a condom wrapper in his wallet he told me.........the shit that he fed me a few nights ago, made me feel like crap for leaving him, begged me to give him another chance and then he does this this is what boys do, they make themselves appear different from all the others but ultimatly they are the same
What Happened?
These feelings that I NEVER wanted to come back have Depression, Suicide, Cutting, Drugs They are all coming back Why? I was happy, and I was doing great Now I am struggling To hold back tears And Screams They are aching to come out of my body What happened? I was so happy! I was ready to take on the world Full speed ahead Now I feel like Stopping I have lost all my will power I wanted to do so much better than I had in the past Now I dont even know I know I can keep lying to everyone Telling them I am OK But how much longer Am I going to lie to myself?
Quick And Easy Chicken Olé
An easy Mexican-style chicken bake with salsa and corn chips. INGREDIENTS: * 4 to 5 boneless chicken breast halves * 1 can (10 3/4 ounces) condensed cream of chicken soup * 3/4 cup chunky salsa or diced tomatoes with green chile peppers * 4 cups corn chips * 2 cups shredded Monterey Jack cheese or Mexican mixture of cheeses PREPARATION: Arrange chicken breasts in an 11x7-inch baking dish. Combine the soup with the salsa; pour over chicken breasts. Top with corn chops and shredded cheese. Cover and bake in a preheated 350° oven for 45 minutes, or until bubbly and chicken is cooked through. Serves 4.
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At Times I Wonder
The other night I watched an interview someone did with Hugh Hefner. Over 40 years ago I saw him (a guy I considered kind of old at that time) being interviewed in his PJ's and a rober. The latest interview I saw he seemed to be wearing the same PJ's and robe. Are we supposed to believe that those young women that he always has hanging on him really think he's hot? Does he believe that we envy what he probably can't do even though he could if he were able? I used to subscribe to the magazine and being somewhat sophisticated said I bought it for the articles. One of the hardest lessons I ever learned about my own self deception was when I read one of those articles written by ole Heff himself. It was unstructured and brainless, a perfect example for the "your brain on pot" commercials. Am I jealous? No, just amazed that so many generations are as brilliant as I was.
Your Life
Day by day your life goes by live it by the max do all the stuff you want to but dont make any bad mistakes cause if they are bad you might regreat its for the rest of your life Its your life live it how you want but just get up and have fun lifes a charm your might not think so but you only got one of them its not like any thing elase you only got one remember that but choose to live it how you want to Life life it your life done by christine .
Is It Real
I want to say this is love I feel My heart feels warm, my faith is strong But how do I know if this is real Will I be able to take it if I am wrong My mind is questioning my heart What if I let him go, and he is the one What will become of the life I was supposed to start He was there for me, but now he is gone If he is the right one, he will come back My heart will overcome the thoughts of my mind Or was this the only chance I had Was I the one love was supposed to find? done by christine.
Losing My Mind
I so need a vacation just a couple days away from the kids , the dogs, everything . I need a cabin up in the mountains no tv and no people.
She's Belongs To Another....
sometimes in life to do the right thing means to hurt yourself and sometimes others, even if you don't want too. so, that is what i did with a very special girl in my life. its funny though when i think about it. so many times i tried to spare her from me, just to realize i really never meant it. well...not completely. however, we want to stay friends. but right now, that is a little to hard for me due to our situation. that and that she has a new comitment with another man. so i guess i got what i had comin to me...right?! it had to be done though, cuz now she is happier than i ever made her. new man, new daughter, new life. i just hope we can be friends like we said we would in time. it just hurts that she belongs to another.....
Cream Of Chicken And Wild Rice Soup
Ingredients: * 1 cup Wild Rice (about 8 oz.) * 10 cups Chicken broth * 1 large White onion, chopped (about 1 cup) * 2 to 3 cloves Garlic, minced * 4 stalks Celery, sliced (about 2 cups) * 2 cups Mushrooms, sliced * 4 medium Carrots, peeled and sliced (about 2 cups) * 4 Tbsp Butter * 1/2 cup Flour * 2 tsp Savory, sage, OR thyme * 3 cups cubed, cooked Chicken * 2 or 3 Tbsp Lemon juice * Salt & Pepper to taste Method In a saucepan, bring 4 cups chicken broth and the wild rice to a boil; reduce heat. Cover and simmer about 50-60 minutes, or until rice is tender. (Do not drain.) Meanwhile, in a Dutch oven, saute onion, garlic, celery, mushrooms and carrots in melted butter until tender. Add flour and desired herb to vegetables, stirring well. Add remaining chicken broth to vegetables; cook until slightly thickened and bubbly. Stir in cooked wild rice and any broth remaining, and the chicken. Simmer on very low heat abo
The Autism Paradox
Ok, I had to post these because they're very humorous to me. Why? Because they're true. If I cannot giggle my way through these things, I would go insane! ------------------------------------------------ 1. It's easy to recite an entire book but difficult to make up a story 2. It's easy to line up toys but difficult to stay in line 3. It makes perfect sense to climb on the sofa but little sense to sit on it 4. Memorizing the Presidents in order - 10 minutes. Packing a school bag - 10 hours 5. Family pictures on the wall are boring but that speck of dust next to it, now that's fascinating! 6. Talking about weather patterns - piece of cake. Talking about my day… impossible! 7. Ability to focus on spinning objects - timeless, ability to focus on homework - 3 seconds 8. Being called by name, can't hear it. Some owl hooting in the distance - clear as a bell 9. How to operate the remote control - zero instruction. How to button up pants - intensive instruction
I FOUND THIS IN MY DOCUMENTS...I HAD TOTALLY FORGOTTEN ABOUT IT...MY BEST FRIEND GENIE WROTE IT TO ME WHEN I WAS IN A DARK HOUR...AND FOR THAT I AM TRUELY THANKFUL....I LOVE HER MORE THAN ANYTHING...I THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE IT WITH YA'LL I have given this some thought now? ¦ (and here they are) HERO = 1. In mythology and legend, a person, often of divine ancestry, who is endowed with great courage and strength, celebrated for their bold exploits, and favored by the gods. 2. A person noted for feats of courage or nobility of purpose, especially one who has risked or sacrificed his or her life. 3. A person noted for special achievement in a particular field. A description of my Hero: The ability to overcome abuse as a child and still love others. The ability to overcome ridicule as a BBW all through the teenage years (kids are the cruelest creatures on earth) The ability to overcome the loss of not one, but three children and still have the heart to love every chi
Rough Sex Facts
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard .......................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Different
How Will I Let A New Love In?
This Is My Story... well its a survey Hi, my name is: Jolene but you can call me: Jo.... Jo-Jo... Joey... or w/e ....just be nice plz .lol Never in my life have I: drank or done drugs The one person who can drive me nuts is: my boss High school: is over for me! yay When I'm nervous: I get really sick... and shaky The last song I listened to was: its not over-daughtry If I were to get married right now, my best man/maid of honor: um.... it'd be hard to decide My hair: is SUPA LONG.... bout to the middle of my back now When I was 5: uhhh I was 5.... Last Christmas: was okay.....could of been better as usual I should be: getting ready for bed When I look down I see: the keyboard The happiest recent event was: uhhhh winning at pennstate If I were a character on 'Friends' I'd be: I dunno haven't watched it lately to figure it out By this time next year: I hope everything is going well.... and that's all that I as
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Alright, I know, everything is about the Armyor the military in general with me. We talk and write about what we know. I know you don't want to hear about how learning to pull a calf changed my life, so I will make it closer to the current national atmosphere. I am stationed in Ft Meade, MD, and as such, for any specialty medical care have to go to Walter Reed Army Medical Center. I had been at Meade for about 6 months, (February 2005), and was going to the sleep disorders clinic for a consultation. Well, I was in a really bad mood. I had a rough week.. I found I was being put in a job I didn't want (legal assistance NCO), I still didn't have my security clearance, traffic was horrible, and it took me about an hour and half to get down there (usually takes between 30 and 45 minutes.) Plus, I was having to go to the Doctor. Then, I had to fight to find a parking space. If you haven't been there..parking blows. I got into the hospital, and had to go to the top floor. Was
Morning After
Morning After... Dampness in the morning, flaming colors in the sky, warmth intermingling. Sweet red raspberries, succulent juices, flooding your mouth. Pond of jumping fish, mirror image, of the sky above. a. boudreaux 1997
Let's Show Em How This Shit's Done!
I just hit Pimp on Sunday. I'm on my way to Assasin. Think you can help me reach Assasin by Monday at 12AM PST?? That's 3Am EST if I'm correct. I've got new pics!! Including Fat Sonny's Moobs, His Beautiful wife DevilGirl, and the one who sent me my first ever personalized salute, Marina!! **Be sure to show them extra love** Come and get it!!! Gimptastic(Fubar Hubby Of Porcelain)@ fubar (
Sexies Lips Contest
Holiday Time
More Legal Bs
OK Your charged with say Aggrevated Stalking and get arrested that then sends you into a Violation of an Injunction. OK - Well they drop the Aggrevated Stalking charge so how come they can still get you with the Violation. If they dropped the charge that made that possible in the first place. I just don't Flippin understand. But yet they can let a guy out of jail 22 times and then he kills a cop. But they can't seem to actually let the innocent people go. The system is so (fucked) up I'm ready to go postal on someone. I am gonna be so far up the state attorneys ass they will need the jaws of life to get me out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Proud Mommy!!!
Well as most of my close friends know, my son has been playing soccer.. Most of the time he has done good, although sometimes he just goofs off. He is the team funny guy..LoL Well today was the last game of the summer. In an earlier game he scored a goal.....for the wrong team..LoL But hey they are 4 and 5 yr olds. What do you expect??.. He sometimes forgets which way he is going with the ball. Tonight started off with him not wanting play, all because I wouldn't turn on the sprinkler an hour before game time..LoL Then once I got him talked back into playing, he falls asleep on the way there. Now we only had to drive 20 minutes!! But he woke up and surprisingly not grouchy (Rarely happens) and was all ready to play. The team they played against has one of his very close friends on it..LoL So through most of the game they were making goo goo eyes at each other.. But then Ryen got a little fire under his feet and really started to play amazingly good. He took the ball from one end to the
Cosmopolitan #3
Qty. Ingredients 1 1/2 oz. Citrus Vodka 1 oz. Triple Sec 2 oz. Cranberry Juice 3/4 oz. Lime Juice 1 Lime Twist Shop at World's Best Glass type: Cocktail Directions: Mix in a shaker with ice. Strain into a cocktail glass. Use the lime as a garnish.
Grilled Portobello Mushrooms With Corn Relish
This recipe serves: 4 Ingredients For the grilled mushrooms: 4 portobello mushrooms, stemmed and wiped clean 1 tablespoon balsamic vinegar 1 teaspoon tamari soy sauce 2 cloves garlic, minced fine 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper 2 tablespoons olive oil For the corn relish: 2 ears corn, husks removed and washed 1 large red pepper, washed, seeded and cut into 1/4" dice 1 or 2 green onions, trimmed and thinly sliced (about 3 tablespoons) 2 tablespoons chopped flat leaf parsley salt to taste freshly ground black pepper 1 tablespoon olive oil Cooking Instructions 1. Preheat the grill or broiler. In a small bowl, whisk together the vinegar, soy sauce, garlic and pepper. Add the olive oil slowly and stir until blended. 2. Brush the portobellos with the tamari-balsamic vinaigrette. Grill or broil the mushrooms for 2 minutes on each side or until cooked through and softened. 3. Prepare the corn relish. Cut the corn off the cob and put in a medi
Led Down Torment Alley
Racing and striving, and aching in pain, Left in the dust with nothing to gain. Forgoten and buried by the ones you love, As if glad of what their free of. Pain nags on heightening the torment, Waiting in patience for the impending lament. Always suffering, always aching, Slowly minds simply start breaking. To gaze at the former love, Now nothing more than something to be sick of. To be led on a path full of lies, Always in nothing more than a clever little guise.
God Bless Them
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Ok So Im Joining The Herd
Ok as i posted before im hosting a swimsuit contest. Ratings and Comment Bombing is welcome. I'm taking names and pics till Monday i'll start the contest then and it'll run till Thursday night. #1 Lady will recieve a month blast, #2 will recieve a month VIP #3 gets a flasy sports car and everybody else gets a Romantic Dinner and naked pics of me (j/k) just for joining. Pass it along the more the merrier!!
Do You Hate Your Job?
Somewhere along the line many of us settle for jobs we don't enjoy. The good news is it doesn't have to stay that way. You can make the choice today to stop settling and start having some fun! Have you ever had so much fun at work that you weren't ready to go home? Didn't think so. Most people count down the minutes 'til they're off the clock. Then again, those people aren't getting paid to party. When you love what you do, it doesn't feel like work. You determine how successful you want to be. You don't have to wait for your boss to decide you deserve that promotion or raise that's long overdue. The benefits and success you achieve are directly proportionate to how much effort you decide to put into your business. What if I told you it is possible to make $100.00 to $1000.00 in 4 - 6 hours? What if I told you, YOU decide your working hours, stay home with the kids, spend more time doing things you love? Sounds pretty good huh? Become a Pure Romance Consultant and disc
It Rocks
It is the best online station
I Will Miss You All And I Love You All
I lost internet I wont be back on until probably tuesday or wednesday I am ok just wanted to let everyone know. I will miss u and I will be thinking about you remember I will always love and care about you guys. Dont worry about me I will be ok. I need to have a break anyways to get my mind clear. as soon as I get back on I will let everyone know what is going on But I am ok. I will miss everyone leave me messages please I will get to them as soon as I get back. keep me in your prayers I will need them right now. take care and have a wonderful day. Love you all so very much, talk to you all when I get back. Jennifer
Crazy People And U Might Get Upset I Dont Care.
sanchristo...: i get horny when i am wearing button down shirts, rubber pants or my selfmade plastic wear there is some really weird people out there lol.
Ich Mag Sie
ich wünsche, daß ich den ganzen answers.i Wunsch hatte, den ich konnte, was recht und falsch waren und Sachen sich heraus zukünftig drehen. ich wünsche, ich wissen könnte, daß Wetter oder nicht, was ich glaube, real..and Wetter ist, oder nicht Sie mich verletzen, wie die rest.i so viele Sachen haben, die ich lieben würde, zu erklären Ihnen, aber ich bin afraid.all, daß ich wirklich von Ihnen bin happiness.damn es wünsche
Story #10
Closing my eyes, i see you, that sly sexy smile reaching your lips from deep within you. I see me with you, smiing back at you, moving closer to hold you, to kiss you. opening my eyes, being brought back to reality by the growing bulge in my pants. FIndng my hand unfastening my belt, the other hand tesing my nipple feeling your tongue circling it. Pinching and tugging at it as my other hand slips into my pants and fingers wrap around my cock. it feels sooo warm in my hand, the head so sensitive to my touch. My cock twitching to life, the bloood pumping in, so nice and thick now. i squeeze it at the base, turning its color to a deep red, mmmmmmmm feels so good. both hands playing now. one tugging at my balls, the other teasing my head with a fingertip. moving my right hand to my mouth, getting it nice and wet with spit, in my mind again i long to feel your heat sliding down on me as i take hold of my cock, working it nice and slow at first. feeling you, hearing you. my
Now This Is For Me Help Me:p
Goodmoring..... ;-d
Goodmorning everyone. I didn't get on this puter at all last night...or I tried, even though it was late, and the stupid puter was being slow, and a retard, so I just said forget it. It's the weekend, and I LOVE it...don't have to work, and not much to do...and I wanna spend alot of time on Fubar today. So...I'm gonna take a couple of hours, get done what I gotta do, and then I'm gonna head back this way, so I can spend the rest of the day hangin' out with all my Fu friends. If I just get this stuff over and done with, I'll enjoy the rest of my day on here much better...without continually thinking about what I "need" to get done. So, I'm just gonna get it done first! lol I hope you all have a GREAT, AND WONDERFUL SATURDAY!!! I'll be back in a bit to hang out with ya'll! Cya in a bit!!!
The Way He Makes Me Feel...
The touch of his hand upon my flesh making me melt deep within feeling his lips against mine fingers on my back whispers of what he's going to do drinking it all in my lips upon your neck hearing your soft moans your fingers undressing me making me purr in passion I feel your arms around me as you pull me close tormenting me sweetly yet letting me know exactly who is in control your touch sending shivers of delight thru me as your lips move over me I hear your whisper and your hot breath against me laying beside you looking into your eyes I know that look you pounce on me like a cat pinning my hands under yours as you pierce my body with yours pounding into me the sound of our moaning and bodies filling the air my legs encircle you as my back arches our lips join in a passion filled kiss as our bodies throb against one another
Things A True Southerner Knows:::
The difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit. Pretty much how many fish make up a mess. What general direction cattywumpus is. That "gimme sugar" don't mean pass the sugar. When somebody's "fixin" to do something, it won't be long. The difference between Yankees and damn Yankees. How good a cold grape Nehi and cheese crackers are at a country store. Knows what, "Well I Suwannee !!" means. Ain't nobody's biscuits like Grandma's biscuits !! A good dog is worth its weight in gold. Real gravy don't come from the store. When "by and by" is. How to handle their "pot likker". The difference between "pert' near" and "a right far piece". The differences between a redneck and a good ol' boy. Never to go snipe hunting twice. At one point learned what happens when you swallow tobacco juice. Never to assume that the other car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn. You may wear long sleeves,
Mom's Fried Pork Chops (chuletas Fritas Al Estilo De Mami)
INGREDIENTS: 8 garlic cloves, peeled 1 tablespoon Adobo 1/2 cup olive oil white vinegar to taste 6 center-cut pork chops 3 cups corn oil 1 In a mortar, crush the garlic. Add the adobo, olive oil, and vinegar. Use the mixture to season the pork chops. Heat the oil in a skillet. Drain any excess olive-oil mixture from the pork chops. Fry until golden brown.
So My Car Completly Shit The Bed
it died more or won't go faster than 5 mph and it's only running on two what did i do about it? well i went and i bought a new car this is the car i just bought today now all i need is another
Salt Codfish Fritters (bacalaitos)
INGREDIENTS: 1/2 pound salt bacalao, cooked and shredded 2 cups all-purpose flour 1 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon black pepper 1/2 teaspoon baking powder 3 garlic cloves, peeled and chopped 2 tablespoons basic Recaito 1/2 yellow and 1/2 red bell pepper, seeded and diced 2 cups water 2 cups corn oil 1 Combine the bacalao, flour, salt, pepper, baking powder, garlic, recaito, and bell pepper in a bowl. Add the water and mix well. Let stand at room temperature for 30 minutes. 2 Heat the oil in a frying pan until hot but not smoking. Drop the batter by spoonfuls and fry until golden brown on both sides. Drain on paper towels. Keep the fritters warm in a low oven until you finish frying.
To All My Friends And Family
Remember When ...
Comments made in the year 1955: "I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it's going to be impossible to buy a week's groceries for $20" "Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won't be long before $2000 will only buy a used one." "If cigarettes keep going up in price, I'm going to quit. A quarter a pack is ridiculous." "Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging a dime just to mail a letter?" "If they raise the minimum wage to $1, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store." "When I first started driving, who would have thought gas would someday cost 29 cents a gallon. Guess we'd be better off leaving the car in the garage." "Kids today are impossible. Those duck tail hair cuts make it impossible to stay groomed. Next thing you know, boys will be wearing their hair as long as the girls." "I'm afraid to send my kids to the movies any more. Ever since they let Clark Gable get by with saying 'damn' in 'Go
Friends W Benefits
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on your Fubar that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits"The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox saying "Im yours". No one apparently reads bulletins here ya go!!! If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? LOL........ THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your fubar that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you. SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", as it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,single, gay or straight! You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery
A Little Funny Lol
The Importance of Underwear > >>>> > >>>>UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!! Listen up! If you don't laugh out loud at > >>>>this one, call the morgue and reserve a tray, because you are dead! > >>>> > >>>>Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working > >>>>under your vehicle... From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes > >>>>this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, > >>>>only to have their car break down in the parking lot. > >>>> > >>>>The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed > >>>>the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group > >>>>of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of > >>>>male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was > >>>>in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into > >>>>glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she > >>>>dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and > >>>>tuc
When Insults Had Class "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." -- Winston Churchill "A modest little person, with much to be modest about." -- Winston Churchill "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." -- Clarence Darrow "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." -- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway) "Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?" -- Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner) "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." -- Moses Hadas "He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know." -- Abraham Lincoln "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." -- Groucho Marx "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." -- Mark Twain "He has no enemies, but is in
Taking Time Off Of Work
Due to some stuff thats been going on in my life I've taken a month off work and have spent the majority of it drawing all kinds of stuff...the same stuff I'm posting here is available to be seen on my deviant art page PUNKY'S DEVIATIONS I havent forgotten any of you...Karen I miss you too; Debbie..I'll be back before ya know it. And to the rest of you...I'll be back leaving comments in no time :) Lots of Luv to you all Hugs Stace
Web Site
Hey just been browsing this site for last couple days man some really hot video's post by couples on this site. Love it. Any porn hounds give it a try
Anyone Out Here Gonna Buy The Sexy Bunny A Blast?
I am waiting for a hottie to buy me a blast cause I so need some attention n luv so what ya waiting for blast me already *wink*
I Can, Can You
If I could build a mountain You could call your very own; A place to find serenity, A place to be alone. If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the sea, But all these things I'm finding Are impossible for me. I cannot build a mountain Or catch a rainbow fair, But let me be what I know best, A friend who's always there
I Hold Myself
I hold myself when i cry myself to sleep. I hold myself when i cry. I tell myself everythings goin to be okay. I tell everyone i am loved, I have love. I feel pain in every bit of myself. I ask myself why am i not loved. I ask myself why I have to hold myself when i cry myself to sleep. I ask myslef why I have to cry. I ask myself why I have to tell myself everything is going to be okay. I ask myself why I have to feel pain. Everynite, nite after nite i never have the answers. Every day, day after day I put on a smile and forget about the nite I had to hold myself while I cried myself to sleep.
Assumptions And Asses
Ok, I have one question..Why do a lot of guys automatically assume that a girl wants to talk about sex just because she is on one of these sites?? I don't get it. Sure there are girls that like to talk about sex, but there are also girls that don't. So instead of starting off a conversation with 'Hey baby, can I cum over?' or some other equally asinine bit of unintelligent sputter, why not try something that is more likely to get the girls attention in a positive way. Like "How are you doing today?" or "I liked your profile, would you like to chat?" Wow, that so baffles so many guys..A simple question that shows interest while at the same time opens the door for a full conversation. What a concept..Every guy that doesn't already understand that concept should give it a go. You'll be surprised by how much more receptive a girl is. And please, if there is anyone that has the answer to my question, (a legitimate answer and not some pointless drivel} feel free to message me about it. Inqui
Barbecued Chicken With Honey Mustard Glaze
1 (8 oz.) can tomato sauce 1/2 c. orange juice 1 1/2 tsp. oregano 6 peppercorns 1 chicken, quartered or cut up 1/2 c. oil 1/4 c. vinegar 1 tsp. salt 1 clove garlic, minced Place chicken in shallow dish. Mix above ingredients and pour over. Cover and marinate 2 hours at room temperature or overnight in refrigerator, turning occasionally. Drain, reserving marinade. Grill chicken over coals until done, brushing with marinade and turning frequently. Just before serving, brush with Honey-Mustard Glaze. GLAZE: Combine 1/4 cup honey and 1/4 teaspoon dry mustard.
Asian Grilled Pork Tenderloins With Pineapple Chutney
This recipe serves: 4 Ingredients For the pork: 2 pork tenderloins, about 12 ounces each 1/2 cup brown sugar 1/4 cup red wine vinegar 1 tablespoon freshly grated ginger root 1 tablespoon five-spice powder 2 tablespoons sesame oil 1/4 cup peanut oil salt freshly ground black pepper For the chutney: 1 cup chopped, fresh pineapple 1 tablespoon minced jalapeño chili pepper, or to taste 1/4 cup diced red pepper 1 tablespoon minced shallot 1 tablespoon freshly grated ginger root 1 tablespoon fresh lime juice 1 tablespoon chopped parsley 1 teaspoon chopped cilantro cilantro sprigs, for garnish Cooking Instructions 1. Using a sharp knife, remove and discard any whitish silver skin and visible fat from the tenderloins. Place the pork in a plastic bag or shallow bowl. 2. To make the marinade, whisk the brown sugar and vinegar together in a small bowl. Whisk in the ginger root, five-spice powder, sesame and peanut oils, salt and pepper. (This can be
Sing It Girls!
>SING IT GIRLS!!! > At first I was afraid, I was petrified. >When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! >But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that >I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on... >But there you are, another lie, >I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry! >I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream >Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those >Jeans! >Go on now - go! , Walk out the door, >Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! >Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? >Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!! > > > >[Chorus] > >I will survive! I will survive! >Cuz as long as I have batteries, >My sex life's gonna thrive! >I will always have good sex, >With a handful of latex! >I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! > >It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, >When I saw your l
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~ Dale Jr./steve Park 2002 Pocono Crash ~ Wild Ride
Slow Motions of this Crash is intense Rusty hits Steve and he turns Sideways in front of Dale Jr. then he pushes Steve into and along the old guardrail. Dale Jr. gets out of the car and runs to help Steve. I remember this race well, was redflaged for like a hour while the guardrail was replaced.
8-21-07-37th Entry
Hehehe, told I might wait till my 37th birthday to put up my 37th entry LMAO. So yea, today I turned 37. I feel old but in a good mood. My friends have made my day nifty. Now if only the flipping rainy days would stop so my pain level will drop! I hurt like a bitch lol (arthritic spine and knees, yea, best bad weather tellers ever, lemme tell ya! Blah lol) Not much new with trying to get the surgery process moving along. I have a sleep apnea doctor visit thursday. I've actually been using the machine (cpap) the last week or so since I got the nose mask instead of the full facial. I don't wake up with major panic attacks anymore while using it. I still am only sleeping a few hours at a time but doing it several times a day/night and I actually don't feel like I'm full zombie when I wake up. I think its helping some. It seems I've finally stopped ripping that mask off in my sleep as well (the first few nights I woke up with it beside me, so it didnt fully panic attack me
Easy Flamingo Pasta
This easy pasta sauce is made by combining tomato-based & Alfredo sauces. Mushrooms, bell pepper, onions and ripe olives are added. Ingredients: 1 jar of your favorite tomato base pasta sauce 1 jar of your favorite alfredo sauce 1 can pitted ripe olives, halved Fresh mushroom slices, chopped red bell pepper, and chopped onions (desired amounts) 1 Tablespoon olive oil 1 package bow tie pasta Directions: Combine both jars of pasta sauce in a saucepan on top of stove over low heat. Add halved ripe olives and simmer. Meanwhile saute over medium heat the mushrooms, red pepper, & onions in olive oil; stirring, until tender. Add to saucepan, simmer 15 minutes. Cook bow tie pasta according to directions on package. Drain. Transfer pasta to a plate or pasta bowl. Spoon flamingo sauce over pasta. Number of Servings: 6 Notes from the Cook This very subtle sauce base has the flexibility to let you add or leave out ingredients to your taste. Excellent with chicken and/or shrimp added.
~ Power Of 3 - Share Your Memory ~
Kick ass commercial for a Dale Earnhardt Sr. website where you can look over his racing career and add a note about seeing him race
I'm Sorry
To all my friends and family: I've been neglecting so many of you lately and I'm feeling guilty. As many of you know I am preparing to move from El Paso, TX to the Charlotte, NC area. This is consuming so much of my time lately. My last day of work in EP is 9/7/07 and I start work on 9/16/07 at my new position. I got a transfer with the company I've been with for 10 years. I'm so excited about moving, I will be with John every day finally. But it's hard work prepping a 3 bedroom house to move, as well as an almost vacant weekend home that's 2 hours away. I'm not getting much help from my dogs, lol. Anyway, I do miss you guys and I appreciate your continued friendship. If you have something I should go and see please send me a pvt msg, shout or comment. Much love, Rebecca
Chicken In Cherry Tomato Cream Sauce
There are very few ingredients in this recipe and it is quick to make for dinner or any occasion. Ingredients: 2 lbs of chicken 1 pint heavy cream 2 cans tomato paste 2 tbsp Dijon mustard Flour Cherry tomatoes sliced in half Directions: Take chicken and pound it till thin and dip it into flour. Then, put it into a pan with oil covering the bottom. After chicken is fried, put chicken into a slightly warm oven to keep warm. In a separate frying pan, combine heavy cream, tomato paste and Dijon mustard stirring together to form a sauce. Place sauce on a serving dish and add the chicken to the sauce. Garnish with cherry tomato halves. Number of Servings: 3-4 servings
Seen The Way It Has To Be
I've seen the way it has to be, and I know the way it cannot be. I've done my crying, I have felt the pain, but know I cant give up hope, cause I know now there is a reason for every tear that falls, for every heartache we will face. I've seen the way it has to be, and know what it cannot be, but know I must keep going. I must face life's obstacles and remind myself that I can get through with alittle bit of help from friends. I can make it through. cause I know now what I need to do. I've seen the way it has to be, and I know now what it can not be, I will make it through.
A Stalking Ex
Its people like this that are just mental and need help when you want a divorce and want to be left alone ..I have been stalked for months by this asshole and he has multiple warrants ....He is a pussy and hiding behind his mommy..He has numerous assaults against women present and past... He is just a basket case with nothing better to do than make up 100 ids on fubar .... He doesn't work like a man should instead mommy supports him and his woman beating habit... Don't be the next woman to support this woman beating drunk who has no life I did for 3 years too long and have protective orders and police reports to prove it !!!!! I was hoping he wouldn't find me on fubar this was my site until he found out about it now i am ready to leave it... Thanks for being my friends for awhile to those who have....... Raven
Nerd World
Its a Nerd World baby. Let's take it back to the origins; High School. There were two classes the Nerds and the Jocks. Now lets look at those classes a bit. Who would argue that Michael Jordan isn't the highest of all Jocks? He makes the most money, set the most records, and was the best player in a very popular sport. Now lets look at the High Nerd; Bill Gates. What Jordan makes in a year, Bill Gates makes waking up. Sure people hate windows, but they still use it. Having one of his products; The Xbox, is just as cool and maybe even cooler than having a pair of Air Jordans, and no one wants to come over to your house and stare at your shoes for two hours.
Tips For For Men And Women
RULES FOR GUYS NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A properly passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance. SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them. (This may vary from girl to girl). BITING HER NIPPLES. Why do men fasten onto a woma
I'm A Flirt
I'ma flirt, soon as I see her walk up in the club I'ma flirt Winkin eyes at me when I roll up on them dubs I'ma flirt Sometimes when I'm with my chick on the low I'ma flirt And when she's with her man lookin at me damn right I'ma flirt So homies don't bring your girl to meet me cause I'ma flirt And babies don't bring your girlfriend to eat cause I'ma flirt Please believe it unless your game is tight and you trust herrr Then, don't bring her 'round me because I'ma flirt [Bow Wow - starts over end of Chorus] It better be real tight too knahmtalkinbout? You bring your girl around me man you better put your best pimp foot foward I'ma be pimpin, I don't be slippin When it come down to these hoes I don't love 'em, we don't cuff 'em Man that's just the way it goes I pull up in the Phantom, all the ladies think handsome Jewelry shinin, I stay stuntin, that's why these {niggaz} can't stand 'em I'ma chick mag-a-net, and anything fine I'm baggin it And if she got a man, I do
October 17
LMAO... I wasn't going to post this but then I got to my power symbol... PERFECT! ROFLMAO... Your Birthdate: October 17 You tend to find yourself lucky - both in business and in life. And while being wealthy is nice, you enjoy sharing your abundance with others. You put your luck to good use: you are very ambitious and goal oriented. Often times, you get over excited and take on more than you can manage. Your strength: Your ability to make your own luck Your weakness: Thinking you can do it all Your power color: Bronze Your power symbol: Half Moon Your power month: August
My Heart
LOL... walls? Your Heart is Feeling Safe Right now, all is good with your heart. And you intend on keeping it that way. Whether you're deeply in love or just looking, you know that your heart will be taken care of. You never risk your heart too much, but you don't hold it back either. You know who to trust your heart with. Deep down, your heart is susceptible to: Getting a little too comfortable Your current outlook on love: Calm and future oriented Your love life will improve if you: Treat other people's hearts the way you expect yours to be treated Watch out for: Taking the people you're dating for granted
New Rules For The Fu
No this isn't something that Baby Jesus authorized...these are my personal rules and i wanted to see who would agree with me...and maybe some of you could add your own. 1. Just because someone talks to you on here doesn't mean they want to fuck you!! 2. Stop posting bulletins about how someone rated you a one fucking cares. If someone rates you a 1-9 its not going to drag down your entire rank, get the fuck over it and stop your fucking bitching. 3. Don't invite a woman to a webcam the first time you talk to her, 9 times out of 10 she doesn't want to see you jacking off ne ways...there is nothing really exciting about that, fucking creep. 4. Threesomes!!! Yes there are some of us that dream of having one...there are some of us that have had one...yes alot of men dream of having two beautiful women in bed with them...I just fucking met you refer to rule 1. 5. All the pics that I have up, those are the ones that you get, I'm not going to go take special pics of my v
Somewhere hope was lost in the shuffle of my life. With downcast eyes, and scuffed shoes I wander. Glancing quickly into the faces of passersby. Taking note of their smiles, their proud carriage. They have a meaning, a purpose, that I do not. Continuing on my way, fading into the crowd, I stumble, and a strong hand reaches out for me. Without thought, I grab it, and steady myself. My feet back under me, I turn to say Thanks. And in looking into the eyes of the stranger, Hope collides with me, and I know I am not lost. For that stranger wasn't a stranger at all, But, Hope disguised in the form of man. By reaching out, he gave me back my hope, Through simple kindness, showed me I was worthy. ~Morgana Angelia~ ~8-22-2007
4200 To Level
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What Is Your Animal Strength?
You scored as Eagle, You are the wise and magestic Eagle! People look up to you as a leader and as a friend. But even though you are a great leader and advice giver you don't like to take all the credit and brag.Eagle100% Wolf55% Horse50% Bear0% WHAT IS YOU ANIMAL STRENGTHcreated with
4000 To Level
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A Kiss From A Rose
hey sorry every one that i just rated a 1 on my other profile site 1 is the highest on here its the opposite.. SORRY
Good Detective Work
I Wish,i Wish.....
Me Birthday is coming up and I only want 2 things.Hereos the first season on DVD and a pretty blue glass cock.I heard they was better to use than plastic.
Surfside Fruity-seafood Kabobs
INGREDIENTS: * 1 lb shark * 1 lb shrimp large, peeled deveined * 1 lb scallops ocean * 1 pineapple fresh peeled cored * 4 bananas, firm, peeled * 2 peaches peeled seeded * 4 lemons or limes quartered * 12 strawberries large capped * 2 apples cored quartered PREPARATION: Cut fruits & shark into chunks that will fit well on a kabob-skewer. Thread alternating pieces of fruit, shark, scallops, & shrimp onto the skewers & grill over coals until shrimp is done. serves 4
Laters Til Monday.
ok yall im headed to the coast to do a lil fishin and try to unwind a bit. i will be unable to get online til i get back monday night. so heres HAPPY WEEKEND wishes to all yall. when i get back i will be sure to take care of everyone as soon as i possibly can mon night or tues afternoon. HUGZ fer all i will talk to yall later.
First Impressions
First impressions First impressions are helpful and important. Yet they are certainly not everything. A quick first impression can give you a feel for what's going on. Still, there's much substance that lies beneath the surface. Allow your instincts to guide you without letting them dominate you. Do the work and dig deeper before making any long-term judgments or commitments. In presenting yourself, seek to make an excellent first impression. Be sure, however, to also have the depth of substance that will faithfully back up that initial positive impression. Those who are quick to judge, without considering all the facts, often make serious and irreversible mistakes. More often than not, hasty judgments lead to trouble, alienation, anger, frustration and regret. Pay attention to your first impression. And let that first impression be a starting point rather than a final conclusion. -- Ralph Marston
The Way I Feel
Lately I've been wandering Off the narrow path You’ve given me so many things that I've never had And all in all I know it's you that always pulls me through If you reach deep inside you’ll see my heart is true ‘Cause I hate the way I feel tonight And I know I need you in my life Yes I hate the way I feel inside And I promise to make the sacrifice The world I know is pulling me More and more each day I feel like the odd man out as I begin to pray Spiteful eyes are watching me With everything I do In the midst of darkness Lord My spirit calls for you You know sometimes deep inside I feel like this 'Cause I hate the way I feel tonight And I know I need you in my life Yes I hate the way I feel inside And I promise to make the sacrifice 'Cause I hate the way I feel tonight And I know I need you in my life Yes I hate the way I feel inside And I promise to make the sacrifice
Wishing You Were Near...
Wishing You Were Near wrote on 5-18-07 How do I wish you were near. For you to wipe off my tear. Wanting you to hold. Protect you and be bold. Be the one you love. Your beauty reminds me of a dove. To hear your voice reminds me of life. When mine gets me down i know i have to carry on in strife. I love you like no other. My heart beats for you always and forever. Dreams i have are so warm and true. What lays ahead i dont know but i want it with you. I try to fight these feelings i have for you but i cannot. Im nothing without you im as a bad apple and its about to rot. The warmth and sweetness of your lips i adore. I want our bodies to be as one on the floor. Making love to you would be so loving and tender. For as i began and now you know how i wish you were near.
Pissed Off Rant...
Im soo fucking sick of playing dr. to peoples relationships! im not dr.phil! fuck that bald fuck dr phil anyways! what the fuck makes everyone think i know shit about relationships anyways! hey fuckers if u havent noticed ive been single for a fucking long time! im fucking done stop coming to me for relationship advice....if u need the advice of a single guy like me and cant figure ur own problems out for yourself, maybe you dont fucking belong in a relationship!
More Hot Scenes With Carmen And Shane
The Breakfast Club
Because I Thought It Was Worth Re-posting....
I wanted to share with you all something that the LOVE of my life wrote for me after we had a pretty heated arguement. He's an amazing man with a true talent for words. Please read and then read my response (lol..SURPRISE, Daddy!) to him........ Just wanted to say that if you love someone......hold them tight and don't ever let them go......and in the event that you get into a heated argument with that person.....REMEMBER all the good times that you've had together.....REMEMBER how truly alive that person makes you feel for the amount of time they are in your life.....REMEMBER every line of her face as she smiled a smile that brought light,life and love into your world.....REMEMBER the smell of her perfume.....and remember how that smell meant everything to much so that you did'nt wash your clothes for fear of washing away a scent that lifted your heart and spirits......REMEMBER her heart and just how truly big it is.....and REMEMBER that she has made sacrifices along the w
The Of My Favorite Movies
To Live And Die In Hueneme
as started out as a young g and growin up in the hoog of southern cali wheres it nice all year around and the females are banging and the boyz gang banging slangin rocks maknig our pockets phat with our wrist on rock and ears are frozzen up,and our grills coming up
Today Is A New Day
A NEW DAY Current mood: cheerful well today its alil cooler and alil better i am finally on afternoons i cant belive i have been here almost 3 months already and i am doing great i have a good job and a man that i am proud of MUAHZ BABY today is also my brothers birthday HAPPY BDAY BRO my daughter starts school in 2 weeks i cant belive its that time already that means winter is upon us wow i cant belive that where the hell did my summer go oh yeah work work work sleep sleep work lol its alright though i have my own place and i am happy i coudl be happier but its all good i have to go monday to get finger prints for my job i love it i taek care of people and get paid for it now i need a man that can take care of me LOL JK i dont want a man totake care of me i want a man that will stand beside me and i think i may have found one MUAHZ BABY i just want to thank my friends and family for standing beside me while i moved and worked on myself and i now feel s
This Is How Much I Want Everyone
to see that video of the hand puppet!! WAS ASWESOME!!!
Bug Zoo In Toronto
This Woman Should Run For President Written By A Housewife From New
This woman should run for president Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one ticked off lady. "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan, across the Potomac from our Nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?..Well, I don't. I don't care at all. I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11. I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start caring about the Holy Bible, the mere possession
Makes Sense
This woman should run for president. Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one ticked off lady. "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?...Well, I don't. I don't care at all. I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11. I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start caring about the Holy Bible, the mere
Yes!!! Nfl Has Done The Right Thing!
YES!!! The NFL pulled through and have sent the right message :D NFL suspends quarterback Michael Vick indefinitely after he files plea By DAVE GOLDBERG and LARRY O'DELL, Associated Press Writers August 24, 2007 AP - Aug 24, 6:40 pm EDT No matter how nuanced his confession for involvement in dogfighting, Michael Vick got no leniency Friday from the NFL. Commissioner Roger Goodell suspended the Atlanta Falcons quarterback indefinitely without pay, just hours after Vick filed a plea agreement that portrayed him as less involved than three co-defendants and guilty mainly of poor judgment for associating with them. Vick acknowledged bankrolling gambling on the dogfights, but denied placing bets himself or taking any of the winnings. He admitted that dogs not worthy of the pit were killed "as a result of the collective efforts" of himself and two co-defendants. Goodell wasn't moved and didn't bother to wait until Monday, when U.S. District Judge Henry E.
As I Sit Here
As i sit here on the beach my normanl life seems so out of reach. the waves are hitting the sand i just wish you were here to hold my hand. I know you are far way here i could never stay. you are who i am missing right now i wish you and i were kissing. As i sit here putting seashells in a jar I know when no one else is there for me, you are. I know in my heart That i never want us to part. When everything seems so out of line it all changes when i see you-everything's fine. AS i sit here i know my love is yours forever and i don't want our hearts to sever.
God Bless Them All
Hear & You Forget.....
Hear and you forget; see and you remember; do and you understand.
Walked Into The Bar
omg jesus just walked into the bar -runs away- lol
The Face Of A Pedophile
This is Jack Mcclellan Mr. Mcclellan is a self proclaimed and admitted PEDOPHILE! Mr. Mcclellan created and ran a website, (Seattle-Tacoma-Everett Girl Love), which was a "How-To" website for pedophiles describing in detail where to find the girls and how to entice them. He also described his own fantasies and posted pictures of unsuspecting young (preteen) girls. The site has been taken down, but that has not stopped him from blogging his sick fantasies and his "How-To" manual.Mr. Mcclellan has done his homework on the law because although he is an admitted pedophile he claims to never have tried to fulfill his demented fantasies, and his blogs and former website skirted the law through "Free Speech" claims. Recently Mr. Mcclellan was arrested in Santa Clarita, CA for violating a Judges restraining order. Unfortunately the pedophile was released due to administrative and possible Constitutional errors in the order.Below I've posted links, which lead to more informati
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Congratulations Balie Our Newest Godmother
Congratulations to our newest God Mother.Stop by and congratulate her. A speacial thanks to all of the Confederate Bombers, Shadys Posse,Shadow Levelers, Quiet Angels, and many Friends that helped get her here. ღBalieღplz fan n r8 b4 addღ@ fubar
Race Today
What would you do for one more day? Sit on the couch and watch TV... complain about things that don't really matter... fight with someone you love and not make up? Ask a cancer victim what they would do with one more day. What would they trade just to have one more day...
Signs That You May Be A Redneck Jedi
1. You ever heard the phrase, "May the Force be with y'all." 2. Your Jedi robe is camouflage. 3. You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light. 4. At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored. 5. You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok. 6. You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard. 7. The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is them dadgum skeeters. 8. Wookies are offended by your B.O. 9. You have ever used the Force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial. 10. You have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing or bowling. 11. Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the Dark side... it'll be a hoot." 12. You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light. 13. You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder. 14. You ever fantasized about Princes
Tide With Bleach
Dear Tide: I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it since the beginning of my married life, when my Mom told me it was the best. Now that I am older and going through menopause, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My unfeeling and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well, that when the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in
A Daily Prayer
So far today, Goddess, I've done all right. I haven't gossiped, haven't lost my temper, haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or overindulgent. I'm really glad about that. But in a few minutes, I'm going to get out of bed, and from then on I'm probably going to need a lot more help!
All In The Game.........
What's real? This? Heck no.... There are a few people who really care but there are few. The rest are players and really don't matter anyway. They like to toy with your emotions, making believe they really care until they tire of you and move on. So what... Did I fall for the game? I guess I did. I am one of the many, the fallen who just quit caring as I once did. My wall of protection has once again been reassembled so I don't have to feel anymore. Am I now cold? No... I still love and hurt but I just refuse to let it get to me anymore. Sometimes I feel I am cold and empty but who really cares? You? When was the last time you called just to share yourself and not because you thought I was in a emotional termoil? I don't need therapy!!! I need good trustworthy friends who really care for me as much as I do for them. I know I am not fooling anyone.. My heart is still in the same place no matter how hard I try to cover up or deny. I still cry.... but alas I digress ....
Members Marking Pics Nsfw, Report Photo Needs To Be Taken Away.
We all need to petition to get the "Report photo as nsfw" removed. I could see if members marked things that were actually nsfw but they dont, they mark pics just for the hell of it, its getting way out of control. I just recently had some pics marked nsfw and theres no nudity or anything, and it was by a bouncer, so they need to train the bouncers on whats nsfw then take away the option to report photos nsfw. U get these morons on this site that are bored and they dislike you for god knows what and they will sit there and mark tons of ur pics that arent even nsfw, and what blows my mind is its being turned in to the staff here and they mark it just because the member reported it. Other day when my pic got marked I emailed the person back, telling them I wanted it unmarked, no reply. For christ sakes adult site. We all know how to mark our pics and go by the rules, so why cant they be fair and stop letting people report our photos. Heres the pic that got marked, I could put a ton in he
Three Pepper Quesadillas
1 cup thin green pepper strips 1 cup thin red pepper strips 1 cup thin yellow pepper strips 1/2 cup thin onion slices 1/3 cup margarine 1/2 tsp. ground cumin 1 (8 oz.) package cream cheese softened 1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese 10 (6 inch) flour tortillas Preheat oven to 425º F. Saute peppers and onions in margarine in a large skillet. Stir in cumin. Drain, reserving liquid. Beat cheeses in a small mixing bowl at medium speed until well blended. Spoon 2 tablespoons cheese mixture onto each tortilla; top with pepper mixture. Fold tortillas in half, place on baking sheet. Brush with reserved liquid. Bake 10 minutes. Cut each tortilla into thirds. Serve warm with salsa. 30 appetizers.
Buried Treasure Muffins
1 cup flour 1/2 cup quick oats 1/4 cup sugar 2 tsp. baking powder 1/2 tsp. salt 1 egg 1/4 cup cooking oil 3/4 cup milk 3/4 cup blueberries, peaches, coconut, jam or (frozen fruit may be used if thawed first) 12 muffin cups (paper) Preheat oven to 400º F. Put muffin papers in muffin tins. In a large mixing bowl, stir together flour, oats, sugar, baking powder and salt. Dig a little hole into the middle of it all. In a small bowl, break the egg and mix it with the milk and oil. Then chop up the filling, if needed. Pour the liquid mixture into the hole in dry mixture. Stir until mixed, but leave it a little lumpy. Add whatever you're putting inside (the buried treasure). Fruit or coconut goes in with batter. Then pour into muffin tins no more than 3/4 full. For jam muffins, fill the muffin cup halfway, then put a teaspoon of jam in the center. Then add about a teaspoon of batter on top. Try a fortune on top instead of jam to make buried fortune muffins. Bake for 20-25 minutes
Grilled Steak With Herb Butter
This butter recipe is wonderful served with any grilled meat. As it melts into the hot steak, the aroma that drifts up is irresistible! Ribeye steaks are my favorite. INGREDIENTS: * 1 cup fresh basil leaves * 1/2 cup chopped pistachios or hazelnuts * 1 Tbsp. lemon juice * 2 cloves garlic, minced * 7 Tbsp. butter, softened (NOT margarine) * 2 Tbsp. grated Parmesan cheese * Salt and pepper to taste * 6 rib eye steaks OR salmon steaks PREPARATION: In food processor or blender, combine all ingredients except steaks. Process or blend till mixture is even. Cover the blended butter and chill this mixture and then form it into a roll 1" in diameter.Wrap in waxed paper and chill until firm, up to 24 hours. For longer storage, freeze the butter. Prepare and preheat grill. Grill steaks 6" above medium coals, turning once with tongs, until steak is cooked to desired doneness and salmon flakes when tested with fork. OR place on broiler pan and broil
Who Is Your Favourite Frightastic Diva?
take the poll... the frightastic site has a poll on the right hand side of the page..and it asks: Who is your favourite frightastic diva? its a fun poll..its not a contest or anything.. in any event..I'll be showing up more on that site and I'll have a store setup there soon as well, so watch for it!
Fluffy Starr Teasers
I just finished listening to her music again. Her debut CD is going to kick ass! check her out at:
They said to follow my dreams... Too bad they were all nightmares!!
I'll try being nicer, If you try being smarter.

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