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Torchwood: Countrycide - Saturday At 9pm Et On Bbc America
Countrycide - Saturday, October 13th at 9:00pm & Midnight ET/6:00pm & 9:00pm PT on BBC America. Concerned that the space-time rift is spreading, Torchwood investigates a series of shocking and gruesome deaths in the village of Brynblaidd in the picturesque Welsh Brecon Beacons. Stranded without communications or equipment, and isolated from one another, the team confronts a terrifying enemy.

This Is So Funny
you have to see this... funny as hell!! yeah.... that's right i tricked you into reading my shit! i ain't gonna lie hell i ain't even gonna try and deny.... the things you said... the things you did..... and suddenly.... you toss me aside like day old stale bread..... you asked if i was messin and when i said no fuck..... you just took it all for granted.... hell .... you weren't the best in fact, your like all the rest.... insensitive, ungrateful......... narrow-minded and well.... undeserving......... of me.... had alot to give laughter, memories, and bliss but hey guess what, after all that's been said and done you're gonna be the babblin fool and i'm the one your gonna miss. thik i'm gonna sit here and live in regret... oh hell nah.... i'll be kickin back and watchin you while you wonder what could have been cuz baby it after all was your choice to let me slip on by so i got nothin left to say but this kiss this (_/_) (my ass) see ya and BUH BYE

10-12-07
You've got to take care of a little shopping -- or maybe a major purchase! You may not be focused on your possessions during your regular life, but today is much more focused on things you need or want. WTF?????? Tequila??????

What Kind Of Firepower Are You Gonna Be Packing?
When you're out in the shit, get hired to take some sonofabitch down, or finally snap, what kind of firepower are you gonna be packing?created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as AK47 7.62mm assault rifle You like rugged and reliable, as well as powerful and moderately accurate, but most of all, you like staying alive. That or you have no idea what the hell you're doing, at all.AK47 7.62mm assault rifle90% Barrett XM109 25mm rifle75% a block of C-4 and remote70% M14 7.62mm rifle w/ suppresor60% a knife, a rock, your fists, your feet, your head, its all the same outcome55% laugh them to death50% a bible and, when absolutely necessary, a Colt .44 magnum hand cannon35% a mocha fucking frapachino30% Ruger .22 cal carbine25%

Midnight Madness Bomboff
MIDNIGHT MADNESS CONTEST TONIGHT AT 12:00 MIDNIGHT EST WE ARE HOLDING A MIDNIGHT MADNESS BOMB OFF.IT WILL END AT 2 AM EST.THERE WILL BE DOOR PRIZES GIVEN OUT.THERE WILL ALSO BE A BIG PIMPIN PRIZE GIVING TO THE STRONGEST BOMBER.WINNER WILL ALSO BE GIVIN A PERSONALIZED BOMBING TAG. THIS IS WHO WE ARE BOMBING!! WE HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL THERE SHOWING OFF YOUR BOMBING SKILLS !!! Get this widget | Track details | eSnips Social DNA

Myself
A softness enveloping, a warmth exciting, sensation on sensation. Touches that arouse yet relax. A reality unknown until you. Myself. At last myself. A rightness that leaves me speechless; a coming home that brings tears of release; a joining of eye, hand and mouth that means myself. At last, myself. My soft, sinking flesh a perfect match for your hard, rising desire, as your hands and mouth follow a pattern previously unknown, yet so familiar it requires no thought. Myself. At last, myself. A sureness in every touch, kiss, caress as I revel in the delights of your body. Excited, calmed, roused - at peace. Myself. At last, myself.

They Can No Longer Deny Ron Paul's Power...people!!
THEY CAN NO LONGER DENY RON PAUL'S POWER...PEOPLE!! ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Florida 9/11 Truth/WeAreCHANGEFL.ORG/Ron Paul 08 Date: 14 Oct 2007, 01:34 THANKS: Ignorance Isn't Bliss*Today Ron Paul Made HistoryRead it and weep Establishment stooges, sheep & whipping-boys: Ron Paul redefines grass roots activism as the Media Establishment charges his campaign success is a conspiracy. By IgnoranceIsntBlissToday Ron Paul's campaign reached 1002 Meetup.com activism groups. In contrast, all other active candidates combined equal only 266 total activism groups, going by Meetup.com numbers. It's also worth noting that the entire Politics & Activism category has only 3,272 total groups. As of today, Ron is pushing towards dominating nearly 1/3 of the entire Meetup.com "Politics & Activism" spectrum, with nearly 4 times the amount of groups of all other candidates combined. This was achieved in almost precisely 8 months, which, coupled with the ri

You Played The Game Well
Where to start? How about congrads for starters? You played that game great. Talked all that shit like you really ment it. Said all that shit to make someone feel comfortable and in the long run it was all just hot air. spineless. no meaning or honestly behind it. Just bullshit to make your skills better. Just to do it no other reason. "Youre so great, youre so special, you make me feel so good, youre so wonderful,call me" those words will be haunting for the rest of my days. why? i actually believed that. hope it was fun. hope it was good. hope you had a good laugh.

Pineapple With Lime And Coconut
1 cup unsweetened coconut flakes 2 limes, zested and juiced 1/4 cup water 1/3 cup sugar 1 inch ginger root, peeled 1 pineapple, fresh, cored - available in produce department 1 kiwi Combine coconut flakes with lime zest. Toast in a small skillet or in a toaster oven until coconut is golden brown remove from heat to a plate and reserve. Add lime juice, water, sugar and ginger to the pan or a small sauce pot. Bring to a bubble and dissolve the sugar. Remove syrup from heat and let stand. Cut pineapple into bite-size chunks and arrange on a plate. Peel and slice the kiwi into thin disks and arrange on pineapple. Scatter lime-scented toasted coconut over the fruit and drizzle the syrup down over the fruit in a slow, even stream.

Random Lyrics
if you don't know who sings this, you suck Every finger in the room is pointing at me I wanna spit in their faces Then I get afraid of what that could bring I got a bowling ball in my stomach I got a desert in my mouth Figures that my courage would choose to sell our now I've been looking for a savior in these dirty streets looking for a savior beneath these dirty sheets I've been raising up my hands Drive another nail in Just what God needs One more victim Why do we Crucify ourselves Every day I crucify myself Nothing I do is good enough for you Crucify myself Every day And my heart is sick of being in chains Got a kick for a dog Beggin' for Love I gotta have my suffering So that I can have my cross I know a cat named Easter He says will you ever learn You're just an empty cage girl If you kill the bird I've been looking for a savior in these dirty streets looking for a savior beneath these dirty sheets I've been raising up my hands Drive anoth

You Love And Hate To Love Us.. Cause It's That Damn Good
DJ CALICO IS 22 YEARS OLD TODAY AND I'M WANTING TO SEE YOUR LOVE... LETS ALL GET TOGETHER AND BUY HIM AT LEAST ONE OR TWO FUBAR GIFTS ON HERE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY... ANY GIFT WILL DO IT... LETS SHOW HIM SOME FUBAR LOVE TODAY... AND GIVE THANKS THAT HE HAS BEEN IN OUR LIVES AND ALL OF THAT AND WE HAVE HAD THE PLEASURE OF GETTING TO KNOW HIM AND STUFF SO LETS SHOW SOME LOVE CLICK THE PICTURE AND BUY A GIFT OR TWO.. THANKS AND PEACE TO ALL! HAPPY BIRTHDAY CALICO ROCK ON BROTHER CLICK THE PICTURES AND JOIN IN ON THE PEOPLE AND TUNES UNHOLY ALLIANCE unholy alliance the head lounge of mad cat radio.. owned by dj calico.. and and it is a place for lots of things... it is the home of the pleasure night that the warrior dj kaijaw hosts.. home of the auction off night... for the lovely ladies and gentlemen to be up for bids so a lovely lady or gentleman can have a night of pleasure... while the hosts announces the updates of the au

Beating The Dead Horse...
Ok, I need to fucking rant.. This should be fun and no animals will be hurt in the process. My soon-to-be ex hubby is upstairs in my house, washing his girlfriend off him in my shower!!! Ugh! I wish I had put a little sulphuric acid in the Axe body spray, but I can't get ahold of any since the last time... For those who don't know, he doesn't even live here, he lives with his scuzzy girlfriend who doesn't know how to wash her trashy cuntfunk down the drain so he showers at my house. Our house is in both names, at least until he signs the fucking papers, so I can't throw his cheating ass out. During all this, I have to pretend to be nice to the bastard because the kids are here. Well, that's my rant, and now I feel much better.

Homesick
You know you're from Long Island when: Jones Beach Theater is the best place in the world to see a concert. Billy Joel said it best, “Either you date a rich girl from the North Shore, or a cool girl from the South Shore." What’s the big deal about the Hamptons? You don’t go to Manhattan, you go to “the City" You never, ever want to “change at Jamaica..." You never realize you have an accent until you leave. You can name at least three bands that came from Long Island. At some point in your life you or someone you know has owned an animal that came from North Shore Animal League. You walk around the mall aimlessly. When you walk in the city and you see two men holding hands...it becomes normal to you. No word ends in an ER, just an AH. When you’re away from Long Island, you love it and when you’re there, you don’t. You know that the beach is the most magical place in the world at night. You know the exact point at which Queens turns into Nassau

Nh Barbie Dolls Lol
Limited Edition NH Barbie Dolls This is f-ing hilarious for those NH peoples out there Mattel recently announced the release of Limited Edition Barbie Dolls for the New Hampshire Market: Stratham Barbie This princess Barbie is only sold at exclusive Bedford stores. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version. Concord Barbie This modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full time occupation or secondary education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately. Manchester Barbie This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows and a Portable Meth Lab. This model is only available after dark and can only be paid for in cash.

A Friend For All Seasons
True friendship is like a strong sturdy tree It matures and spreads its branches giving comfort It yields itself to us without condition or request It's there for a reason to help us through each season. In the spring it blooms new hopes and dreams for the future In the summer it reassures us when the heart grows restless In the fall, when the twilight years fade to gray it consoles us And in the winter, it shows compassion when the end is near. True friendship is like life giving rain that nurtures our spirit It is a beacon of trust that guides us in those troubled times It calms the tempest storm that stirs from within us It will always and forever be the landmark of our soul.

Quest You Are Destined For
Quest you are destined forcreated with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Quest for true love. You are a true romantic. Guys: you are a true love to your guy or girl, and are not afraid to show it. Ladies: you're not going to let stereotypes say you can't be the heroine of the story. Go and get your true love and spend your lives together.Quest for self realization.100% Quest to save another world.100% Quest for true love.100% Save Your own world100% Quest for knowledge83% Heroic quest83% quest for something to do78% Quest for redemption61% Quest to Evil33% Quest for Power11%

Ouchies
gezzzz i just started a new babysitting job today i have watched theses little girls before but now they are a little older and can pretty much do everything on their owns now... i'm still watching my boyfriend sisters little boy he is 1 and a half he'll be 2 in jan. he is a handful though well i found out i'm not having a baby but we are still trying thats the second time i thought i was gonna be a mommy but oh well ... we are gonna keep trying though i still don't have the net but i'll be over here wed.day and thrusdays and mondays so i'll get to play on the net... i miss it but sometimes i don't.. i'm always playing the ps3 and the xbox 360 also plus pc games i brought for the pc to play other then that i'm always cleaning and washing clothes and babysitting besides going to my concerts and shows i go to with my friends... my toe is killing me i hurt it today and made it bleed.. poor me i already hade something droped pn my feet before that chase did it that lit

Wrote For My Wife While She Was Preggers.
I have a new life that I am bringing to this world. It is the happiest thing that I could have ever experienced. Sharing it with the woman of my dreams who loves me as I love her. The pride and joy that she now carries will be the blessing I have been awaiting. Nothing in this world will ever displace or discourage me from what I love and will always love.

Why I Love Nin
I hurt myself today To see if I still feel I focus on the pain The only thing that's real The needle tears a hole The old familiar sting Try to kill it all away But I remember everything What have I become? My sweetest friend Everyone I know Goes away in the end You could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt I wear this crown of shit Upon my liar's chair Full of broken thoughts I cannot repair Beneath the stain of time The feeling disappears You are someone else I am still right here What have I become? My sweetest friend Everyone I know Goes away in the end You could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt If I could start again A million miles away I would keep myself I would find a way

Memories
Will your memories ever leave me, Or will they always remain? Will the time ever come, When I will stop thinking of you so fondly? I will always remember how you tasted in my mouth. The sweetness and creaminess of swallowing you whole. How it felt deep inside, The way you made me whimper and whine. Will you stop coming into my dreams, Teasing and tantalizing me the way you use to? The way your body felt next to mine, The way we made sweet love devine? How you watched as I touched myself, Then reach over and touch you. I admit that I am still in love with you, The way it was when I was with you. Will that moment ever come, Or will you haunt me the rest of my life? Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved

Transition
'A lot of people resist transition and therefore never allow themselves to enjoy who they are. Embrace the change, no matter what it is; once you do, you can learn about the new world you're in and take advantage of it. You still bring to bear all your prior experience, but you're riding on another level.'

Repairman
Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check ." "Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT; DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!" When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work. The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!" To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!" See - Men just don't listen!

Bday Level Up? Pleaseeee!!!
ok fubarians tomorrow is my 33rd birthday(oh goddess am i really THAT old???) anyway i'm about 8,000 pts from hitting my next level. please show me lots of great fubar love and get me to the next level for my birthday!!! thanks bunches! love y'all! *hugs* ~wendygyrl~ Wendygyrl ***BOMBER FOR HIRE ***@ fubar

The Way You Make Me Feel
I can’t believe the way you actually make me feel, You make me so happy that I can’t believe it is real, All the times when we talk you make me have a huge smile, When we stop talking I still think of you for a long while, I wish we could get closer because you make me feel great, You make me smile early in the day and until it gets late, It’s the things you say to me and the special looks on your face, Since you make me so happy I have put you in a special place, That place is my heart and there you will always be known, I can’t wait until I talk to you on the computer or the phone, You can make me smile from the way you walk or stand, It’s the little things you do; I don’t know if you understand, You are so sweet and beautiful I don’t believe your real, I have to thank you for it all and that’s how you make me feel! _done by (christine

Forever
How can I take the tear away that's forming in your eye ? How can I ease the worry from your sad and mournful sigh ? How can I prove my love for you to calm your troubled heart ? How can I hold you close when we are so far apart ? How can I purge the doubting long before it settles in ? How can I show it's 'what WILL be' and not 'what MIGHT have been' ? How can I wrap my heart 'round yours for it to feel so safe and sound ? How can I make you believe that it's REAL what we have found ? How can I show you all my dreams and how they centre around you ? How can I make my words convince that every one of them is true ? How can I prove this wondrous bond that nothing and no-one can sever ? I can only pledge, my precious love, that WE will be forever .... love (christine)

Fuckin A Right It Feels Good!
have you ever made an accomplishment that to is personally a big thing, but to the rest of the world they couldnt give a shit about it. basically it doesnt change anyone else' life? i did that tonight and let me tell you... it feels like not being able to shit for like three days, and then just squeek out that little turd! fuck it feels good!!!

Computer Crashed
I just wanted to let everyone know that I might be down for a couple of days. My computer took a dump on me and I am tearing it apart to see what happened. I will be back on as soon as I can. In the mean time I will miss you all and please bomb the shit out of my page and help me level up, LOL Thank you all and see you as soon as I can, Shane

Vessel
You are the last vestiges of a love once grand. The chosen one to carry the memories. You're the terrible statue, The one where they return to remember, reflect, and then pass on again. Who can save one so heavy? Could you be toppled, then carried in pieces, as broken as your soul? Or will you weather and stand, to wait for another, who stands silently ruined? Perhaps there will be comfort, knowing another pair of stone eyes will watch the same things fade in time.

New Meaning To Dominate :)
/photobucket.com" target="_blank">"> ************************************************** Dominate Is In A Contest! Yeah, You Know... The Guy That's Always There When We Ask For Help... Well Now It Is His Turn To Reap The Fruits Of Our Labour :P Help Him Win A 3 Month VIP!!! You Know He Is Sooooo Worth It!! Just Click The Link RATE & COMMENT BOMB (He Returns Love To If You Want To Add & Fan Him As Well.) Come Show Him The LOVEEEEEEEEEEE Thank You, In Advance :D ************************************************** PLZ Repost/Sticky (repost of original by '~ Echo Angel ~' on '2007-10-17 20:54:54')

Rules For Bedroom Golf
The Rules of Bedroom Golf: Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls. Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole. Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the c

Rosemary Chicken Breasts, Brown Butter And Balsamic Ravioli, Warm Spinach Salad With Pancetta And Sweet Vinaigrette
Chicken: 4 pieces boneless, skinless chicken breast, 6 to 8 ounces each 2 tablespoons balsamic vinegar, eyeball it, just enough to coat chicken lightly 2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil 3 stems rosemary, leaves stripped and chopped, about 2 tablespoons Salt and coarse black pepper 4 cloves garlic, cracked away from skin with a whack against the flat of your knife Ravioli: 1 package, 12 to 16 ounces, fresh ravioli, any flavor filling 3 tablespoons butter, cut into small pieces 2 tablespoons balsamic vinegar 2 handfuls grated Parmigiano-Reggiano Salt and pepper 1/4 cup chopped flat-leaf parsley, a couple of handfuls Spinach Salad: 6 slices pancetta, chopped 2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil, 2 turns of the pan 1 small shallot, finely chopped 2 teaspoons sugar 2 tablespoons balsamic vinegar, eyeball it 1 bunch, about 10 ounces flat-leaf spinach Salt and pepper Coat chicken in balsamic vinegar, then olive oil. Season chicken with rosemary, salt and pepper

I Don't Like (repost Of My Blog From Myspace)
I Don't Like: Christmas Will Smith Flowers ('cept stargazer lilies) Birds Khaki Cargo Pants Khaki Cargo Pants Disney Movies(except TRON) Work Fuzzy Bunnies Rainbows('cept Skittles) Sports Puppies Clowns The Special Olympics The Regular Olympics Beck Kid Rock Hanson Oprah Rosie O'Donnell Sally Jessie Rikki Lake Maury Povich Jenny Jones Montel Williams Jay Leno Geraldo Larry King Don Imus Steve Dahl Dr. Laura Urkel Michael Medved Tom Hanks Spike Lee The Crocodile Hunter Madonna Andrew Lloyd Webber Pauly Shore Ricki Martin Ice Cube TLC Kid Rock Rage Against the Machine(mostly) Dick Biscuit er, Limp Bizket or whatever Perfume and Cologne Stupidity Children Kermit the Frog The Osmonds Sister Sister The Kennedys (Although this group keeps getting smaller and smaller) D.A.R.E. France Stomp Commercials Pokemon The Blue

Short Love Story .....
I will seek and find you. I shall take you to bed and have my way with you I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan. I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you. And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days. . . . . . . . . All my love, The Flu Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!

Precious Perversion
I take his wrist, licking along the vein, my tongue trailing from his palm to his middle finger before sliding it between my lips, licking and sucking teasingly, smiling as I hear him growl with pleasure. He draws away from me, chuckling when he sees me pout as I nip the tip of his finger. On the index finger of his other hand, he wears a ring with a large spike at the knuckle- with this he slashes his arm right below the wrist and my eyes glitter when I see his blood pooling to the surface. "Drink." A demand, not a request when he holds his arm to my lips. "Become part of me." I take his arm and lick the blood flowing down his arm before closing my lips around the wound, drinking in his sweet, salty nectar as he strokes my hair, purring deep in his throat. Suddenly, he grabs a fistful of hair and pulls me away gently from my prize to lick the blood from the corners of my mouth, then consuming my lips in a passionate kiss. I wince slightly when I feel him run the spike slowly

Bomb This Nice Lady.she Bought Wsc A Blast!!
This Wonderful Lady has Bought WSC Crew Account A 7 Day Blast To Help Recruit.Let's Go Bomb Her Contest and Show Appreciation and WSC Luv!! Alice in Wonderland Needs 50,000 Comments for a happy hour reward. She has 4 Weeks.

Poem13
pleasure is being kissed not mauled by a baboon who doesn't know what to do. pleasure is someone taking time to explore you and what you like to have done. pleasure is equally traded, never one sided, can't recive and not give to the other. pleasure is to be shared with someone out of love not lust for the body.

I Hate 7-11!
Every time I go into the 7-11 next to the gym, I get hit on by the clerk. Doesn't matter if it's male or female. EVERY-SINGLE-TIME! The last two times, they were male. Ricky and today was Russell. I walk in there for bread, a snack for Moose, some cheese and a diet green tea for me. I just got done working out. I'm in workout clothes! Ok...nothing very "sexy" about them. Nothing "revealing" just t-shirt, pants, sneakers. Basic...freakin' clothes! Walk up to the counter and start putting my items down. Russell reaches out to "help" me. He accidentally gets tangled in my hair. No big deal... Russell: Oops! I'm sorry ma'am I didn't mean to do pull yer hair... Me: That's fine Russell: I usually like to get ta know someone before I start pullin' on their hair! Me: :O and actually speechless... Russell: So kin I git yer name at least since I done pulled yer hair an all... Me: *thinks he's going to see it on the CC slip anyway...* Maria Russell: I'm Russell Nice to

Tattoo On My Leg
There is a tattoo that I have that has been questioned many times. I have always known the answer to it, just brushed it off as it means something to mean, even though that may mean absolutely nothing to you. The tattoo is above. Let me know what you think??? It says "Not Enough". It is also a song by Van Halen. Where this tattoo is located is above another tattoo that I have which is of a heart with a knife through it, a teal blue rose, and barbed wire wrapped around the heart. The heart represents my life and heart. The knife, well it represents a knife that has been plunged into my heart. The teal blue rose represents how I feel about it and also it's my fave color. The barbed wire is what I have wrapped my heart with, so that no one shall trespass. It is not enough to love someone naturally, faithfully, or equally. I do love faithfully. I do love naturally. If I have the feelings in my heart, I will let you know, but I do so with much caution. I have and still love secr

May 24, 2006
Well here's how things are going. I hate my social life. It sucks ass. I'm so damn stupid and niave when it comes to men. I don't know what the hell I even bother. I thought that I would have something with this guy that I met on hot or not about 6 months ago. But that got busted. I've gone to see him twice and yet he has not come to see me. That's my luck. He says he wants to be with me and all that, but he does not put out any effort to make it work. I give up. I met this other guy that's in the military about a few months ago, I think... He's a really nice guy. I thought that me and him could be together both on here and once he came home in a few months. I was yet wrong again. I was stupid enough to actually start falling in love with him. Then I get the news today that he's torn and didn't want to lose me. Well, I still want to meet him and if things go alright, I'd like to be with him, that is, if he would still want to. I have others that have tried to tell me that I shou

A Step Beyond
We become restless, pace, think, and look outside, searching for answers…..Eventually to sit with pen in hand as we stare into blanked out spaces waiting for the words that will eventually flow. We write for various purposes and in different styles, some words are shared and some held close, personal and/or extremely painfully. If we choose to share our thoughts, we realize that we will touch and relate only to a few, those who have similar thoughts, experiences or spirits somewhat like our own. Thus a writer is neither good nor bad, with his/her words of expression. For some words flow easily when they are happy and this is a blessing in itself as their readers cling to the moment and dance awhile in their delight. Some of us are more prone or better said, “compelled”, to write when we feel the sharp edges of grief. Putting words on paper help some come to acceptance, understanding and becomes a release valve to vent, even if gradually, some of the pain that dwells within. W

There Is Only Me
This void, I can feel it It rings silent in my ears How can I believe what I have never experienced? Where is hope? I want to pursue it To follow a dream long since faded Looking for light, where there is only loss What do I do? Where do I search? What do I hope to find? Who do I turn to, when I don't even understand? If this void remains, I can not escape it So what if my heart breaks with the cruelty of it all? I'll let no one see.........There is only me.

Cyclone Music Video
O-oh (O-oh) O-oh (O-oh) O-oh (O-oh) Swanananani (nanani, nanani, nanani) [Chorus] She moves her body like a cyclone And she makes me wanna do it all night long Going hard when they turn the spotlights on Because she moves her body like a cyclone Just like a cyclone She moves her body like a cyclone And she makes me wanna do it all night long Going hard when they turn the spotlights on Because she moves her body like a cyclone A mighty cyclone Now look at that peppa’ On the back of that bumpa’ She aint even playin When she’s shakin that ruppa’ And oh, you aint know? She gets lower than a muffla’ Even with her girlfriends Show stopping with a hustla’ The way she move her body She might see the Maserati She wanna put it on me Tryna show me her tsunami She make it hard to copy Always tight, never sloppy And got an entourage And her own paparazzi Now there she go again Ridin through the stormy weatha’ You betta button up If you wanna go get her

New Meaning To Dominate
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Things I Love....
Including, but not limited to... Chocolate: any type except dark chocolate. Laughing. Hard. The kind that makes your side hurt. When people make a more stupid mistake than me. Obvious reasons. Hugs. Makes me feel loved. Flea Markets: good ones, not the ones that just re-sell rejected merchandise. Being trusted. Receiving checks in the mail. Spending time with friends. Doing absolutely anything. Or nothing. Clean bed sheets - although I don't like making the bed. Rain: not much smells better. The ocean: mesmerizing. I could stare at it for hours. When I screw up and no one finds out. My daughter, cats, & fish. They love me unconditionally. I wish people did. Riding on a motorcycle. Dreaming. Nice escape from real life. Toes. Fingers. I'll stop there. Seafood Mexican Food (homemade is SO much better) Steak Ok, food. Hot Bubble baths Massages. Wish I could get them monthly. Writing. Free

Spicy Shrimp And Spaghetti Aglio Olio
Spicy Shrimp: 2 pounds jumbo shrimp, peeled and deveined 1 lemon, juiced 1/4 cup chopped flat-leaf parsley (a couple of handfuls) 1 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes 4 cloves garlic, crushed and peeled Coarse salt, about 1 teaspoon 2 tablespoons (a couple of generous drizzles) extra-virgin olive oil Aglio Olio: 1/4 cup (4 turns around the pan in a light stream) extra-virgin olive oil 1 (2-ounce) tin anchovy fillets 6 to 8 large cloves garlic, crushed and minced 1/2 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes 1/4 cup finely chopped flat leaf parsley, a couple of handfuls Coarse salt 1 pound spaghetti, cooked to al dente Tomato and Onion Salad, as an accompaniment Crusty bread, as an accompaniment Combine shrimp with next 6 ingredients and toss to coat shrimp evenly. Heat a large, nonstick skillet over medium high heat, then add half of the shrimp. Cook shrimp 3 minutes until pink and just firm. Remove shrimp to a warm platter and repeat process with remaining shrimp. Retur

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~ Phony Soldier Admits He Lied ~
The Main Stream Media ate this up and showed it, with some in congress eating it up also. But do you hear about this now? No You only hear about how Rush Limbaugh called the soldiers Phony. When you hear the whole broadcast you can see THIS IS THE MAN HE WAS TALKING ABOUT. Dam guy gets on TV and talks about the horrible things our Brave Men and Women are doing and he NEVER even made it out of Boot Camp. The MEDIA HAS TO HAVE MORE responsibility Dam it!!!!! Anti-War YouTube 'Vet' Admits He Is A Fake & Liar In Court gets 5 months in jail September 21, 2007 A Washington man, whose claims to have slaughtered civilians as a U.S. Army Ranger in Iraq were seen by millions on YouTube, admitted in federal court in Seattle today that he was a fake and a liar. Jesse Adam Macbeth, 23, pleaded guilty to charges he faked his war record. "He was in the Army for 40 days before he was kicked out of boot camp for being unfit," said U.S. Attorney Jeffrey C. Sullivan. "He was never in

Pet Contest
CONTEST HAS STARTED!!!! PLEASE ANYTHING WILL HELP! I HAVE MY PETS PIC IN A CONTEST STARTING 10/22/07 @5PM FUBAR TIME RUNNING FOR A WEEK...IF U COULD PLEASE COME BY AND COMMENT OR COMMENT BOMB THAT WOULD BE GREAT..... THIS IS THE LINK...THANK YOU IN ADVANCE... http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1087743&albumid=630488&i=2409312062#

Poem19
lonely and desolate no place to turn to no one to turn to when in in pain and need a shoulder to cry on. hurtful and painful with no outlet to turn to besides a blade that stings when drawn across my skin. disgusting and horrifiying with nothing to quell a desire that is ebbed into my head, my heart, my soul.

Read This And Tell Me What You Think
the end will freak you out i am loyal but with respect though i will tell it they way it is. this is no bull, and i am honest but, don't care what other people think of me. i am true to myself, my family, and my friends i'm a guy who rather here the truth then a lie. i hate lie's all it does is it hurt's people's feelings. i like being honest because it's the right thing to do. if you don't like someone then don't hang around them then. i am not judgemental i don't judge people at all. if i did that then i'm no better than anybody else. i pour my heart, and soul to post these blog's to show my color. what i mean by that i am a open person who know's what i want in life. though i have to work hard where i'm getting at. though it make take sometime but, eventually i will get there. i don't need help from anybody i can make it on my own. though i have to get somethings done in life. that way i can start a new life without someone wanting something from me all the time. i don't mind h

I Miss Her...
Yesterday was one year since a good friend of mine died in a horrible car accident. She was with a friend of hers and they were both drunk and from what we were told he fell asleep behind the wheel and they hit a field drive. She had her seatbelt on but still didnt make it she died instantly. I miss her very much and I still cant believe she is gone. She was the type of person who always made you feel like you belonged and if you werent having fun she made sure to find a way to help you have fun! She brought out the good in everyone and went out of her way to help everyone she could. I miss you Amy. RIP!

Like You.....
Stay low. Soft, dark, and dreamless, Far beneath my nightmares and loneliness. I hate me, For breathing without you. I don't want to feel anymore for you. Grieving for you, I'm not grieving for you. Nothing real love can't undo, And though I may have lost my way, All paths lead straight to you. I long to be like you, Lie cold in the ground like you. Halo, Blinding wall between us. Melt away and leave us alone again. The humming, haunted somewhere out there. I believe our love can see us through in death. There's room inside for two and I'm not grieving for you, I'm coming for you. You're not alone, No matter what they told you, you're not alone. I'll be right beside you forevermore. And as we lay in silent bliss, I know you remember me.

If You Want Me To Love You....
If i dont call you [ Its because im waiting for you to call me ] When i walk away from you mad [ Follow me ] When i stare at your mouth [ Kiss me ] When i push you or hit you [ Grab me and dont let go ] When i start cussing at you [ Kiss me and tell me you love me ] When im quiet [ Ask me whats wrong ] When i ignore you [ Give me your attention ] When i pull away [ Pull me back ] When you see me at my worst [ Tell me im beautiful ] When you see me start crying [Just hold me and dont say a word ] When you see me walking [ Sneak up and hug my waist from behind ] When im scared [ Protect me ] When i lay my head on your shoulder [ Tilt my head up and kiss me ] When i steal your favorite hat [ Let me keep it and sleep with it for a night] When i tease you [ Tease me back and make me laugh ] When i dont answer for a long time [ reassure me that everything is okay ] When i look at you with doubt [ Back yourself up ] When i sa

Give A Big Fubar Welcome To Tim " Big Hoss " Andrews
PLEASE ADD IN MY FANS OF, ENJOY HIS MUSIC AND GOOD HUMOR Tim “Big Hoss” Andrews Biography… Contact: 330-592-1342 timbighoss@yahoo.com / www.myspace.com/timbighoss I am just your typical 6’5” 300 lb. Stand-Up Comic, Singer / Song Writer who loves fresh air and wide open spaces…depending on where they are of course. I grew up in Doylestown, OH but had to leave because of Urban Sprawl when I heard they were getting a stoplight. I now live in the thriving Metropolis of Litchfield, OH. You may have noticed it on the map. It’s where the Mason-Dixon Line takes a hard right North then runs scared back South again. The back yard is trees and the front is a cornfield. It’s a great place for my wife and I to raise our 4 beautiful kids. I’ve done a little bit of everything in my life. I’ll pretty much try anything once…but I think it’s safe to say that you won’t see me in any dancing competitions anytime soon. I have been entertaining for year

Monkeys More Evolved Than Humans
The results, detailed online this week in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, contradict the conventional wisdom that humans are the result of a high degree of genetic selection, evidenced by our relatively large brains, cognitive abilities and bi-pedalism. Jianzhi Zhang of the University of Michigan and his colleagues analyzed strings of DNA from nearly 14,000 protein-coding genes shared by chimps and humans. They looked for differences gene by gene and whether they caused changes in the generated proteins. Genes act as instructions that organisms use to make proteins and thus are integral to carrying out biological functions, such as transporting oxygen to the body's cells. Different versions of the same gene are called alleles. Changes in DNA that affect the making of proteins are considered functional changes, while "silent" changes do not affect the proteins. "If we see an excess of functional changes (compared to silent changes) the inference is these functional

An Erotic Bouquet
An Erotic Bouquet by Aurora Black © Valentine's is by far the busiest time of year at her modest flower shop; in the days leading up to the big event of love, hundreds of men and women passed through her doors to purchase the perfect selections of flowers and plants for their loved ones. She usually played the part of the helpful salesperson, smiling and offering her advice to help customers find what they were looking for; but she always felt hollow and restless inside, aching for something wicked that lay just beyond her reach. Then he walked into her shop one cold Valentine's night, and immediately took her breath away. Smiling, he strode towards the counter where she stood, his tawny eyes shining in the light. By the time he reached her and opened his mouth to speak, she knew that she had to have him. His voice flowed like warm honey as his eyes, bright with recognition, locked with hers. "Excuse me, Miss. I'm looking for a nice, romantic bouquet of flowers for someon

Friends
How many friends do I have? True friends who I can trust completely and not even worry about them trying to start drama with the things I have confided in them with. People who will listen without judging you and not going behind your back and telling everything to everyone. Friends who dont mind being there when times get tough , Also to be there when things are good. Someone who knows the true meaning of friendship and lives by it. I have one.

If You Say It
if you say it mean it i dont want empty words i dont want empty promises if you say it show it i want action i want feeling if you say it dont play with it dont use it aginst me dont force it on me just tell me if you say it say it with feeling say it with meaning mean and feel what you say dont tell me if you dont mean it if you say it, those three little words they have to be said from the heart say "i love you" to me but mean it when you do.

You Only You
You say you like everything that i do. you say you like how i make you feel. you say you like that i want you and think of you.regardless of how things are happienss isnt pushed aside until its convient. .can you plant a flower and not water it and expect it to grow? being scared is one thing. you know you like all we share as much as i do.control? there isnt any conrtol. you cant conrtol it or turn it on or off whenever you like. we both know that isnt who you are. so why restrain yourself? just tell me im not all things you like and want if its not true.i beg you tell me i dont make you happy. I surely know you do all these things for me. i cant conrtol that.

Did Someone Write My Name On The Men's Room Wall?
Did someone write my name on the men's room wall? Wow! I have received almost as many new friends requests in the last 24 hours (200), as I have since I joined Fubar 3 months ago. It is obvious to me that if I saw some of these people in a bar, I would not seek them out for conversation - especially those with the bags over there heads. Let's face it - first impressions mean everything... I have taken the time to write a bit about myself to give people a glimpse of who I am. I have come to expect the same from those who want to be my friend. I am not here about the points - even though I do get excited when I level up. The point is I am here to make friends, develop relationships with people who share mutual interests. Yet, most of the people I have accepted as friends to date I have never heard from since I accepted their friends request. I am looking to meet people to share our ups and downs, our successes and failures, our experiences and lessons learned... Okay,

A Now For A Random Funny....
Went to the movies last night with Chris. We saw 30 Days of Night, it was a great movie, and I've never seen someone jump so many times.lol. Anyway as we're exiting the theater parking lot I happen to see something making its way down off the roof of Chris' car right at me... It was a spider. Naturally this is what ensued: Me: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD! *Tears off seat belt and jumps out of moving car* Chris: What? What the hell happened? Me: SPIDER! Chris: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then she puts the car in park and throws the hazards on. We stood in the parking lot trying to find that damn thing cause neither of us wanted to get back into the damn car. This really REALLY hot dude was leaving and he turned and watched us as he exited. I guess to see if we would flag him down for some help. Of course, me being embarrassed by this whole thing, smiled and told him we were okay... Should've asked him for a ride... *ahem*

Time To Reap What I Was Sewn
I keep trying but everytime i try to find a new love.It just keeps ending in disaster.The unhappy married girl turned out to just be a slut who doesnt really want to get someone other than her husband.Sounds more like she wants everyone but her husband.....but not me eather.So once again im back to trying to find someone who wants me....not just for a one nighter.(althogh that would be good just to clean out some fustration) Im tired of being someones buddy, their friend, or someone for the night.I sit here willing to give my love to someone who needs it and i have no takers.I should be worth something to someone. Yet maybe it will be different this week....who knows what may pan out. Right now my goal is to atleast get laid this weekend.Lord knows i need it.

Amazed
It's amazed that i have real nice people to talk with and have good friends to talk with alot and listen too.I'm trying to find new friends cause i don't have alot.Like i use to in high school they all left and got married and have kids too.

The Kiss
His lips lightly brush mine Hands resting on my hips Mine on his nape Pulling him down Crushing my lips to his Increasing the pressure Make me shiver Make me quiver The breeze ruffles the hair on my neck His hands slide to the back and lower He pulls me closer Increasing the attraction I pull back A little breathy He says “I love you” I say “You have no idea how much”

Champions League Tables
UEFA Champions League : Group A Table 24 October 2007 01:00 P W D L F A GD PTS 1 Marseille 3 2 1 0 4 1 3 7 2 FC Porto 3 1 2 0 3 2 1 5 3 Besiktas 3 1 0 2 2 4 -2 3 4 Liverpool 3 0 1 2 2 4 -2 1 UEFA Champions League : Group B Table 24 October 2007 01:00 P W D L F A GD PTS 1 Chelsea 3 2 1 0 5 2 3 7 2 Rosenborg 3 1 1 1 3 3 0 4 3 Valencia 3 1 0 2 2 4 -2 3 4 Schalke 04 3 1 0 2 2 3 -1 3 UEFA Champions League : Group C Table 24 October 2007 01:00 P W D L F A GD PTS 1 Real Madrid 3 2 1 0 8 5 3 7 2 Olympiakos 3 1 1 1 6 6 0 4 3 Werder Bremen 3 1 0 2 4 6 -2 3 4 Lazio 3 0 2 1 4 5 -1 2 UEFA Champions League : Group D Table 24 October 2007 01:00 P W D L F A GD PTS 1 AC Milan 3 2 0 1 7 4 3 6 2 Shakhtar Donetsk 3 2 0 1 4 4 0 6 3 Benfica 3 1 0 2 2 3 -1 3 4 Celtic 3 1 0 2 2 4 -2 3 UEFA Champions League : Group E Table 23 October 2007 01:00 P W D L F A GD PTS 1 Barcelona 3 2 1 0 5 0 5 7 2 Rangers 3 2 1 0 5 1 4

The Polite Way To Pee
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?' Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?' 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.' The teacher fainted...

Hoot Owl Salads
Prep Time: 25 min ; Start to Finish: 25 min Makes: 4 servings You'll be very wise, indeed, when you try a silly salad packed with veggies. 4 slices (3/4 oz each) American cheese 1/2 lb lean (at least 80%) ground beef 3 tablespoons Old El Paso® taco seasoning mix (from 1.25-oz package) 2/3 cup water 2 cups frozen O'Brien potatoes with peppers and onions (from 28-oz bag) 2 or 3 pitted small ripe olives, sliced 12 ready-to-eat baby-cut carrots 1/2 cup chopped leaf lettuce 1 . From each cheese slice, cut 2 (1 1/2-inch) rounds; reserve cheese scraps. 2 . In 10-inch nonstick skillet, cook beef over medium-high heat 5 to 7 minutes, stirring occasionally, until beef is thoroughly cooked; drain. Stir in taco seasoning mix, water and potatoes. Cook 3 to 5 minutes, stirring frequently, until hot. Stir in reserved cheese scraps until melted. 3 . Spoon beef mixture evenly into 4 (10-oz) ungreased custard cups. Top each with 2 cheese rounds to look like eyes of owl. Pl

The Chase
The Chase by LadyTigeress © I've got to stop. I'm breathing so hard, I think I'm going to have a heart attack. I'm hoping a few minutes of breathing space, will let me figure this out. I've never seen anything like what I've just seen, heard, or felt. I feel a small part of me has lived, and died all within the span of a few short hours. I've seen things that no one should see, and felt things only whispered about in the dark dead of the night between children trying to scare each other. My name is Michelle Warner. I'm an unemployed steel worker living in the outskirts of Pittsburg. I have no husband, no children. My parents divorced and later died when I was a teenager. I stayed with a foster family who did their best to love me for a few short months until I turned eighteen, and then I headed out on my own. I did some time in the military; I was a Marine for six years. I learned discipline, I learned operations in Panama and South America. I was one of the gang, the one in

Confessions Of A Blood Slave
Confessions of a Blood Slave by VaughnShepherd© I ache when I'm not with you. No, it's not just an ache. It's a burn, a hunger, a distinct sense of loss, all rolled up in one excruciating package. I lie in bed, and just the sensation of sheets on my naked skin is too much to handle. I roll onto my stomach, and I smell you on the sheets, and a groan escapes my lips. Restless, I toss and turn in the dark, unable to sleep. Rolling onto my back again, the light sheet rubs against the tightening points of my nipples, and a hiss in a breath as I imagine it's the graze of your teeth. My hand roams, and I pretend it's you. Sliding between my flushed, damp skin and the silk of the sheets, my fingertips find all the places you love to lick and bite and kiss. I cup my breast in one hand, and the other wanders to the inside of my thigh. Soft fingertips probe the tender, faintly bruised marks there. I scrape a fingernail along the healed over punctures, and I am immediately, cruelly wet

This Site Is Getting Gay To The Nth Degree
What in the fuck is going on with this site in the last 18 months. Who the fuck are the bitches that keep going through my albums and marking my safe pictures not safe for work. That is the most retarded fucking power they could've given anyone on this site. If you're one of the ass clowns that keeps marking my shit, by all means, let me know, so I can just block you and you don't have to worry about seeing anything.

Spiderman Meets J. Jameson A
Spiderman Meets J. Jameson by Master_Vassago © Well, the amazing Spiderman was feeling pretty damn good about himself, having foiled the latest bank robberies around town. Mary Jane was off to Europe for the summer and he was feeling blue balls in full effect He slipped out of costume and went off to shoot some photos for the well know magazine Pussyhunter. As he knew this wasn't the most reputable job but it was bringing in enough money that he could help Aunt Mae with her bills and he also had some extra spending money. He was still taking photos of himself as Spiderman and getting paid well for it but his side job was also helping relieve the blue balls inside his spideysuit. He wouldn't use his own name for this job though, no the Peter Parker name was reserved for the Daily Bugle. The name he used for his Pussyhunter photo shoots was Hugh G. Member. He liked it for obvious reasons and all the girls he shot always asked if it were true. As Hugh he could get paid for look

X-men: Bast Ch. 01 A
X-men: Bast Ch. 01 by Crouching_Buddha © *** Legal issues: Kia Jaeger(codename Bast) is an original character and belongs to me. All other characters and core X-men concepts are copyright Marvel, Stan Lee, and other creators. I do not own any of them, nor do I profit from them in any way. Author Note: This story is based upon the story and setup in the comics and takes place at no particular point in them, but is instead treated as it's own events separate from many of the large happenings in the comics. Also, I am not fully aware of every significant event that has happened in the X-men's long history, so the information presented in this story and the information in the comics may not always 100% add up. Some characters who might even be dead as of the current X-men issues may be alive in this story. *** Chapter One The spacious halls of Prestonwood Academy were empty and abandoned with the exception for three people marching purposefully down their lengths, shoes

New Xxx-men: Issue #1
New xXx-Men: Issue #1 by X Writer © In the world of Marvel's merry mutants, where strange powers meet strange desires, one team stands as mutant kind's last and best hope for a kinky co-existence with humanity...the xXx-Men! Westchester County, Upstate New York. It was late at night at the Xavier Institute, dark hallways quiet in the calm of the witching hour. The Mansion's public areas were dark as well, except for one lone lamp in Charles Xavier's office. The statuesque bald man sat still, eyes closed, a light sheen of perspiration adorning his forehead, brow wrinkled in concentration. His breath came raggedly, as if he was exerting himself physically, yet his body moved not in the pale lighting. Suddenly, he shuddered, his eyes flying wide open, his mouth twisting in a mask of orgasmic ecstasy. His mouth moved silently, yet all within the Mansion heard his command clearly, their own bodies suddenly overwhelmed with orgasmic crescendos, and rolling lightning and thunder spl

Caught In The Act B
Caught in the Act by Croctden © "Why don’t you come over to my place for dinner tonight?" "No!" Clark started to move on her, but she grabbed his hands and held them in front of her. "We’ll make plans later." Clark smiled and she got away. Maybe it would be better to have dinner in private so she would not have to defend herself. She could get a little pay back, if Clark did not drive her mad her first. * * * * * Lois’ father was happy and wanted to meet Clark right away. He grilled Lois all about him, and she surprised herself with her ability to answer his questions with ease, she knew him much better than she had realized. Somehow Clark had snuk in her life and become a key part of it, all while keeping her looking the other way. Superman played a part in that she realized. "Does he have any problems in his past?" Her father pulled Lois’ attention back to the present. Lois was about to answer no, but realized she was not sure, maybe that was why he was always runn

Dirty Secrets
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Depressed
sometimes i just dont know what to do with myself. i try to stay busy, so i dont think about being in a strange country so far away from my family and friends. but with shawn away at training right now, ive been crying almost the whole time hes been gone. and hes only gone until the 8th. i really think ill go crazy when he leaves for iraq in april. i have no one here to talk to and i try to keep it together in front of my kids, but im a pessimist and just the thought that something might happen over there and he might not come back to us scares me sooo much! i really dont think i would be able to go on without him. im trying to be strong for my kids, but at night i just break down, i cant stop crying, its soo bad that i almost cant breath. well im sorry, but i just had to get that off my chest. thanks for listening.

Chloe's Kal A
Chloe's Kal by Darlantan© Just what happened when Chloe found Clark in Metropolis on Red K? She was grinning at him as she stroked her hand along his shaft under his pants. His dark eyes barely acknowledged her, but they were in a car worth several hundred thousand dollars, and she didn't really care. Kal barely glanced at her. They were driving through the streets of Metropolis like mad, the thousand dollar tyres screeching in protest as Kal slammed the car into high gear. The brunette was panting beside him as her fingers began to work away at the zip of his jeans. Kal gave a smile that chilled her bones, but his pockets were stuffed with folded hundred dollar notes, so none of that really mattered. Her neon fingernails worked inside his open zip and gripped his thick length. The woman's eyes widened and she looked at Kal, who smirked without turning. She bent down and began to suck him to full hardness, and Kal dropped one hand onto the back of her head, egging h

Batgirl Enhanced Ch. 01
Batgirl Enhanced Ch. 01 by Angelique Bouchette © This story is not so much about the adventures of Batgirl, but more about the developing sexuality of Barbara Gordon. The storyline continues on from 'The Price of Silence' and once more includes the character of Jennifer Goodbody AKA Sparrow, as well as Selina Kyle AKA Catwoman (did I really need to say that?). In recent times, there seems to have been a huge upsurge in the use of cosmetic surgery and other medical techniques, to enhance the physical attributes that nature has bestowed upon us. Why should Batgirl be immune from such temptations? Enjoy! Warning! This story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. Chapter 1: New, Improved Batgirl Wednesday, 2:45 pm Jim Gordon drummed his fingers on the rim of the steering wheel, as he waited in his car, in the "Visitors' parking lot of 'Gotham Pines', an exclusive private

Hey
Ok ppl, i'm gonna be doin shit all night... I'll be, um, not really available... if you have the number text if not, yahoo me (be logged in from my cell), cuz you wont catch me on here. Laters! Much love! (Love you babe!)

Thoughts..............
There are times when I wish I could hold you. But you live so far away. I'd love to feel you touch me but next to me you cannot stay. I'd love you forever if you were mine.... But it seems as thought there will never be time...... For you and I to become one.. I've thought about this moment for so long. I feel it rising inside of me like an unwritten song. It makes me happy to feel this way. Oh! How I have longed and dreamed of this day! You could have never imagined how this could make me feel. Just to hear you say I love you. And I was you to know....... That I love you too!!

October 27, 2007
You need to keep pushing through this phase and you might need to be extra patient with the people who are closest to you. Try to take a deep breath before dealing with anyone who tends to exasperate you.

Simple Honesty
isnt it funny how one minute you can be completely happy and then he next you can hate everyone in existence. or how you can have a ton of friends and no one even fucking bother to talk to you as a friend... instead they only want to try to fuck u? I have around 500 friends on here, several fans, and no one to talk to. thats sad. even the few in my family category dont want to really listen to me. SO today i hate everyone. well except my dog. and maybe mark. but everyone else SUCKS ASSHOLES! crazy huh? the fact that i can go to a bar and have more people want to be my friend there than anyone else. maybe i should be an alcoholic. fuck it right>? i mean its not like i have anything else going for me. no other friends who care. no one who really gives a fuck. if i can get ditched on my birthday by everyone including my "best friend" then why not rely on the one thing i can control. Alcohol. this has been a very rare but needed rendition of ramblings from a mynda! later

Sick Of Drama!
I really dont care what anyone else thinks....I am sick of the fucking stupid ass drama that seems to try to endlessly encircle my mostly drama free life. I am so sick of drama queens like laura spreading rumors about me and talking shit about me, telling people I am saying shit I am not saying. FUCK YOU! and FUCK OFF! If I get my own apartment, hal is gonna live with me, and no one except my MOM is gonna know where I live. I am sick and tired and FED UP with the bullshit.

When?
When will the hurt end? When will someone come and help me mend? The sadness is leakin through, you can see it in my eyes I don't scream, so no one hears my cries When will it start? I need some healing for my heart I don't think it will ever come My heart isn't beating like a drum It has died, along with my soul In this life, second best is my role What am I in the middle of? What will happen when push comes to shove? This mess is not what I wanted In my mind i'm haunted I want him, he wants me But why can't it be? I can pour my heart out, and him too I can't do this after what i've been through My heart can't take this I'm drowning in a painful abyss When will it stop?

Putting Your Affairs In Order
A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, "I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order." The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. "Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't well. I have cancer. Let's head to the club and have a martini." After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating. The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end. "I've been diagnosed with AIDS." The friends were aghast and gave the woman their condolences. After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered, "Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer

Some Sayings That I Like
Someone might come into your life and love you the way you've always wanted to be loved..If your someday was yesterday, learn...If your someday is tomorrow, hope...If your someday is today...cherish. Dance as though no one is watching you. Love as though you have never been hurt before. Sing as though no one can hear you. Live like your dying. Live life like theres no tomorrow for tomorrow may never come. Id rather laugh with the sinners then cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun...only the good die young....(My friend John used to say this, he was a NY Firefighter, who died in the World Trade Centers) Someday you will be sorry, someday when your free, memories will remind you, that we were meant to be. You've got to live for something, or you will die for nothing. Real tears are not those that fall from the eyes and cover the face. But those that fall from the heart and cover the soul. Never apologize for saying what you feel, because

On That Edge
Your lap straddled mouth to mouth caressing soft brushstrokes fingertips on my spine back of my thighs silence, except the rocking of my hips tells everything gives everything fingers strum taking your time I feel fire you give slowly taking me a shimmering note on that edge

Sounds Of The Night
Passions revealed, desires sedated, never once believed, such pleasures awaited. Romance claimed lost, desire now greed, no estatic long nights, just fullfilling a need. But with lingering glances, on satin smooth skin, through the night we languish, in the erotica of skin. A candle lit dinner, alone to test our will, champaine on ice , inhibitions to chill. A fire in the hearth, our only light, yet hold back the urges, as passion fills the night. Caressing your hair, a masage designed to please, your breathing grows soft, a sensual tease. Lips finally meet, so tender and hoping, tounges intertwine, searching not groping. Finger tips trace, from your neck down your spine, awakening nerves the pleasure , devine. Cloths whisper as they fall to the floor, bringing pleasure in the skin they show, no rush no hurry all night, to take it slow. A trail of kisses, the soft backs of knees, bodys aching yearning, eager to please. By the

The Dance
The stars shine for me tonight, as the possibilities unfold. I stroke the fragile beauty gently, utilizing control. I dance in the silver twilight, rejoicing in the open. Drinking in the bliss, free of the who, the how, the when. The shadows of longing spill over the moon. The darkness has crept in just a little bit too soon. I cast away the shadows without a second glance. The night is just born, and I have not finished my dance. The stars shine for me tonight, as the possibilities unfold. I stroke the fragile beauty gently, utilizing control.

Happy Birthday To Me 10/29/2007
Yup today is my birthday and of course its being spent at work :(. But can't wait to get off and party. I was remebering my earlly teachings from when I was little and I remebered scripture from the bible. Ya I know lol. Id be the last person to be somewhat religious. But I wanted to share it with yall. Its about growing up and since i'm 21 now it makes since. 1 Corinthians 13 1 Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I have become sounding brass or a clanging cymbal. 2 And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries and all knowledge, and though I have all faith, so that I could remove mountains, but have not love, I am nothing. 3 And though I bestow all my goods to feed the poor, and though I give my body to be burned, but have not love, it profits me nothing. 4 Love suffers long and is kind; love does not envy; love does not parade itself, is not puffed up; 5 does not behave rudely, does not seek its own, i

Life's Not An "all Or Nothing" Thing.
Making choices Carefully consider your choices. But don't get so consumed with making the perfect choice that you fail to make any choice at all. Most choices will involve some degree of compromise. In the real world, the perfect option may not be available to you. Instead of holding out for a perfect choice that never does come, make the best choice from the options available to you. It's better to move forward with a slight degree of disappointment than to be endlessly stuck on making a decision. Carefully and wisely consider your options, then go ahead and choose one. Take what you have to work with and begin actually working with it to create real value in your world. Remember that the fulfillment of your dreams is a journey and not a single step. It is unrealistic and counterproductive to expect that a single choice will solve all your problems or instantly bring you everything you ever hoped for. Over time, careful, intelligent choices will get you precisely where

Tree Hunggers And Cupcakes
While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, 'Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?' 'I'm listening to the music of the tree,' the other man replied. 'You've gotta be kiddin' me.' 'No, would you like to give it a try?' Understandably curious, the man says, 'Well, OK...' So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left. Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, 'What the heck happened to you?' He told the guy the whole terrible story ab out ho w he got there. When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind

A Little Update
Well, I just talked to dad for a minute and he was the phone with mom. I guess they sent her home last night and she didn't do well so dad took her back this morning. I will post more when I get more updates. Thank you to all of you who have shown that you care!

My Time In Nh So Far....
It's my third day in New Hampshire. I am having alright time. the Halloween party was great... lotta people dressed up (like Gene Simmons, Sexy woman cop, Bret Michaels, few pirates, devils, etc.). I had a little wine later on at home to help me sleep cuz I couldn't sleep at all (rested my eyes, but still...). Yesterday, I did a little grocery shopping. I got stuff to make these guys taco salad. I am going to make it tomorrow cuz Kari is not feeling well today. Then I had the place to myself for a couple hours while they went to do the family-get-together they do every Sunday. I was a bit bored so I cleaned their apartment. lol Then I watched some tv. I am more well-rested today than I was yesterday and when I first got here. Trish and I went out... she wanted to go to get a new pair of shoes cuz she has a job interview tomorrow. We went to a few stores and one was Big Lots. I got a more comfy pillow and some vibrating massager thingy. I have to find a pic of it to show you all sometim

The Worst Year Yet!
Wow so as alot of you know I have been threw so much this year already...my father being in and out of the hospital and some deaths in our family. So far every thing seemed to be getting better in our family...found out some cousins are having babies and today ouy of no where I get a call everyone dreads. Another death in our faimly and yes not even a sickness that is #2 out of 6 deaths since june...My cousin perfectly fine...Goes to Mexico to visit family just left yesterday and my cousin (his sister) finds him dead this morning. They dont know what happened yet. This is why we should always live our life to the fullest...cuz you never know when its your last. So if I seem out of it please understad...Once again I ask all my friends to please say a prayer for my family. Thank you Sallie

Untitled
Creature, creature double feature you look like a movie star from the future you look like a ham on an old west spit you look like a dime covered in shit you look like a man I used to know who drove his Dodge Dart into town with a special mission to find the girl who stole his sneaker and wore it to the river to catch the yellow fishies that swim by the shore that play with kids when the parents are bored of playing cards with a single decked out clubber that dances outside while waiting to get in to the clubbing of baby seals to wear for fur by rich old women of the sadistic u.s. of a tormented soul who uses all his power to refuse the dish that tastes like pissing on the white walls of the city bus that used to run well but is now just barely moving on to higher dimensions of the mind to reset the clock of the earth's axis that chimes like the sound of an alarm clock that wakes him up from a deep sleep when all he wants to do is stay in a bed of roses that the aphids have all chewed

Be Strong Honey! Lol
A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" if you laugh repost this. just spread the joke around

Re: Actor Ruffalo "baffled" At Collapse Of Twin Towers
RE: Actor Ruffalo "Baffled" At Collapse Of Twin Towers ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Alex Jones Date: 30 Oct 2007, 06:28 Actor Ruffalo "Baffled" At Collapse Of Twin Towers Award winning actor Mark Ruffalo says he is "baffled" at the collapse of the twin towers and Building 7 on 9/11 and has called for re-opening the investigation into the attacks, joining Martin Sheen in publicly doubting the government's official story. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/october2007/301007_ruffalo_baffled.htm

Men....
Kaboodlede.licio.usFacebookPopsugarDiggRedditwhat is share?Why doesn't my guy cuddle after sex? Ask a QuestionView the ArchiveRead Ian's Bio Why do men roll over and fall asleep so quickly after sex? Does it mean anything if my guy doesn't cuddle? When it comes to the moments following sex, there are three types of guys: "cuddlers," "snorers," and "up-and-outers." When their hearts are in the right place, most guys start out as cuddlers. In the early stages of infatuation, a potent chemical cocktail is keeping him tuned in and turned on, and he won't be able to keep his hands off of you — before, during, and after sex. But today's cuddler is tomorrow's snorer, especially as he gets more comfy in a relationship, which isn't necessarily a bad thing. In the end, you want a partner who's comfortable with you. Rolling over and falling asleep after sex is more of a man's natural state. His body has just gone through hell to make sure he achieves ejaculation, which basically requir

Tuesday Irritation
I work in an office that shares space with another attorney (family law in case you were wondering) Said other attorney employs his daughter as an associate for his firm. Without telling you the entire, pointless story, I will tell you that while I have no problem with this associate, she apparently actively hates me. This is quite flattering, I assure you, since I could honestly care less if she lives or dies. However, for sake of argument, we haven't gotten along for better part of 10 years (slight background being that she was disrespectful to me and my family in my house, while she was a guest...and if you know me, then you know I'm HUGE on respect) At any rate, I get to see bitch-face every day, for at least six hours..fun stuff. My irritation today comes from her yelling across the hall, for the millionth time. Their office has intercoms on their phone system, but she apparently finds it far more convenient to shout down the hallway to her assistant to do whatever pidd

Stupid Rant
Why is it, that I'm 395,000 points from Godmother and I'm not excited.. I guess cause I feel like no one gives a shit. I thought the last straw of this journey would be one of the happiest moments of my time here on fubar Why does it seem like I have to beg for any help on here. Why.. I do anything for my friends on here. Any one who asks for help I'm there. I always try to return the love best as I can. I've never turned anyone down, never got into any drama on here.. nothing and it seems like I have to beg or pull teeth. This doesnt pretain to the ones that I know has been there since day one. Has helped and will keep on helping me. You know who you guys are so don't think this is about you.. I know who my true friends are on here. Thank you to you all for being there. I can't thank you enough! Just been a sucky day. And just coming on here seeing how close I am and .. I dont know what I expected. I really dont. I just feel soo alone on here right now... *sigh* *sigh

Happy Halloweenie!
Hey everyone ... It easier for me to address everyone at once for now.... I sure miss getting to goof off around here! Whoooo Hoo Halloween is here and Hey I'm turning 39 on Sunday .... I'm cool with it solong as I dont look like I'm pushing 40 LOL but I beleive you look as young as u feel and I feel with my hands,Er I mean I feel about 28 so it's all good. LOL I miss everyone and I hope to be back online more really soon! *Flinging Kisses* Suzanne

Its Almost Over ..
Yepp .. Can you believe This month went by that fast ??? Dayumm.... Well .. Mary's Contest is Almost Over and she's still in need of a few Comments .. So please if you can Take a Few moments today and visit her contest pic and show her some luv .. She still has a chance at getting 3rd or 4th place .. Come on give her a nice Halloween Howdy ! Thanks Everyone XOxoxox

10 Reasons
1o reasons trick or treating is better than sex 10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some. 6. It's okay if the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you actually are. 5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy. 4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door. 3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2. There's a lot less guilt the morning after. 1. You can do the whole neighborhood

What Is Krav Maga?
In Krav Maga, there are no hard-and-fast rules, and no distinction in training for men and women. It is not a sport, and there are no specific uniforms, attire or competitions. All the techniques focus on maximum efficiency in real-life conditions. Krav Maga generally assumes a "no quarter" situation (No quarter meaning...no prisioners) and aim to neutralize these lethal threats and escape via maximum pain or damage to opponents, as rapidly and safely as possible. Maximizing personal safety in a fight are emphasized. The guiding principles of Krav Maga are: 1. Neutralize the threat 2. Avoid personal injury 3. Go from defending to attacking as quickly as possible. 4. Use the body's natural reflexes 5. Strike at any vulnerable point 6. Use any tool or object nearby The basic premise of Krav Maga are: 1. You are NOT going to care how much damage you are going to cause. 2. Cause as much damage as possible and escape. 3. Do NOT try and prolong a fight. Do what

Engima...
You creep up on me like a hunter to his prey, before I knew what hit me, there you where. I stood like a fawn caught in headlights of the night, still as I could be, afraid to move, to breath, to make a sound. I felt your breath on me as you got near, I smelled the sweet sweaty mixture with the elements of the night, such a wild over powering smell. I could imagine two wild beast romping through the woods chasing and playing while following a sent. Is that what had happened to us? We circled as the gleam of moonlight shine off our eyes spearing outwardly, as our pupils dug in to our souls searching for the acceptance of the other. All at once a cool breeze fluttered between us as if some type of starting gun had gone off, we reached out for one another, no hesitation. The force of desire confused with the frustration tight and wrong left me dizzy. Then with a quick movement and a gust of straight you grab my hair as you steadied my neck and pressed your lips wide with desire against

Trying To Be Smart, You Aren't.
My friends hate me because I'm stupid. They always have to rub in how smart they are, but instead of making me think they're smart, it just makes me feel more stupid. They use big words and make up overly thought out responses to everything I say. I'll mumble, "Man it's cold out." They'll yap back, "Actually, according to the laws of thermal dynamics, space-time fluctuates relative to the magnitude of heat radiation, therefore it is not actually cold." Seriously, who the fuck cares? Knowing the physics of whatever-the-hell-I-said will not make my fingers any less numb. I'm by far the dumbest kid out of all my peers. We hang out at a restaurant and while they talk about crazy philosophical nonsense, I doodle on a napkin and play with myself under the table. Every once in a while I say something out of boredom, but they're quick to tell how stupid I am and that I should shut up. I never understood why people want to be smart. All I need out of life is sex, drugs, and food. Fortunate f

Jeff Foxworthy On Illinois:
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Illinois. If someone in a store offers you assistance & they don't work there, you might live in Illinois. If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Illinois . If you have ever worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Illinois. If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Illinois. If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Illinois. YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE Illinoisan WHEN: 1. Vacation means going north or south on I-55 for the weekend. 2. You measure distance in hours. 3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once. 4. You often switch from heat to AC in the same day and back again. 5. You drive 65 mph through a raging blizzard, without flinching. 6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events (inclu

Angel Crisps
1/2 cup sugar 1/2 cup brown sugar 1 cup shortening 1 egg 1 teaspoon vanilla 2 cups flour 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon baking soda 1 teaspoon cream of tartar water for dipping sugar for dipping Cream shortening, sugars, vanilla and egg. Add dry ingredients. Roll in walnut size balls. Dip top in water, then in sugar. Place sugar side up. Dent top with finger. Bake at 350 degrees for 8 to 10 minutes or until edges are golden brown. Put on cooling racks until cool. Store in an air tight container.

People Who Ought To Be Killed
parents that put leashes on there children when they are in stores or at all....there not pets fuckers they dont need leashes, sure there just little kids but come on how do u think they feel on a leash restrained to you...even if there young they know how fucking stupid it is!! you fuckers should be slowly decapitated with a dull rusty butter knife along with those idiots who put costumes on there pets! also any one who talks on a cell phone while they are checking out at the store! i cant fucking stand those inconsidrate yuppy cock suckers! I would very much like to Dismember you all!

The Signs
VIRGO - The Perfectionist Dominant in relationshi ps. Conservative. Al ways wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic. SCORPIO - The Intense One Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional. LIBRA - The Harmonizer Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Hav e own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible. ARIES - The Daredevil En

**whisper**
"You are my insperation,someone I truly love in my life,No matter what up's and down's we have we will take it all in strife,I will be your everything you will ever need..your steady ready boulder"..I whisper this,and "I Love You"..as you lay your head on my shoulder. :)*~Ride Or Die 4 lyfe*~

Long Haired Woman/chicks/gals..etcl
Well...since long hair on woman is back... (in fashion)...I was just wondering, anybody out there want to create a contest for: Which Fu_lady has the longest...? Since I am a mere 15 rank, I thought it best to ask for help...from a fu_power_broker! Or you can read this and make a comment about your long locks, be them golden, red or what-have you and we will then check out your delightful head of hair... that's it...greggace

Ninjas Of The Carribean
Scene 1 A curse is put on all ninjas so they can't feel pain or die. Ninjas don't even notice because there is no change. One ninja chops off his head with a spoon just to prove how badass he is. Scene 2 A ship full of pirates has been sailing for 3 months looking for a pirate medallion to end their curse. (cut to two pirates talking) Pirate 1: "I can't taste, smell, or feel anything besides overwhelming greed.. waa I'm a little baby boohoo." Johnny Depp: (throws back a bottle of rum) "Ugh. I can't take these whiney idiots, I'm outta here." (uses his fake credit card to rent a red mustang and drives off) The pirates find the medallion at a port belonging to the governors daughter. Suddenly 3,000,000 ninjas appear from hiding, take turns porking the maiden, then eat the boat. Scene 3 (big fight scene) A ninja vessel is battling with a pirate ship. The battle lasts about 3 minutes until I come with my seawolf class attack submarine and feed both ships a healthy dose

Things Happen For A Reason
Sometimes we sit and wonder why in the world things happen but they happen for a reason. Maybe it's to open our eyes to see what's going on right in front of us or what might happen in the future. We never know from day to day how things will turn out but we should always hope for the best. No matter who you are mad at never leave that person without letting them know you care. For the simple reason they may not be here tomorrow or next week. We never know who will be next. I regret things that I say sometimes but I try to make things right by telling them I'm Sorry. I lost a brother it will be a year July 26th. I hadn't talked to him or seen him for 5 years and I regret every minute of everyday for not staying in contact with him but when I talked to my dad I would always ask him if he had talked to him and tell him I said hello or something. It happened for a reason. I miss him dearly but I will see him again in a matter of time. I'm not sure why but I think it was to bring my family

Vote Jewbear!
Ok...this blog is to all my fans, family, members...and peeps. I was about to say crushes...but I dont have any yet :( I want you all to do be a favor and click on the link below and leave a whole bunch of comments to vote for Jewbear for Pimped. She is awesome and deserves it. If a whoooole bunch of you go and do it for her and she wins....I will post some NSFW pics again. If she doesn't win...well...you are shit out of luck so...theres some incentive for ya!!! Click here: http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=140500&i=390282742 and leave her a tooooon of comments!!! I want this gal to win!!! Have a nice night everyone!

Ryan And His Grandfather Went Fishing...
Ryan and his grandfather have gone fishing. After a while grandpa gets thirsty and opens up his cooler for some beer. Ryan asks, "Grandpa can I have some beer too?" "Can you stick your penis in your asshole?" grandpa asked back. "No" "Well, than your not big enough" Granpa then takes out a cigarette and lights up. Ryan sees this and asks for a cigarette. "Can you stick your penis in your asshole?" grandpa asked again. "No" "Well, than your not big enough" Ryan gets upset and pulls out some cookies. His grandfather says, "Hey, those cookies look good, can I have some?" Ryan asks, "Can you stick your penis in your asshole?" Grandpa looks at Ryan and senses his trick so he says, "Well of course I can, I'm big enough." Ryan then says, "Well, then go fuck yourself, these are my cookies"

Guys Or Girls, I Don't Care. Just Do This!
Would you make out with me? [] Heck Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] already have Would you come over and hangout? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Heck [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay [] Ugly I look like.. [] A player [] a wife/husband [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf [] A friend [] A friend with benefits [] A possibility [] A loser [] A stud If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? Would you rather.. ? [] Hook up with me [] Cuddle with me [] Date me [] Friends [] Friends with benefits [] marry me On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 What would you want me to be to you? [] Friend [] Girlfriend/Boyfriend [] Friend with benefits [] Husband/Wife Would you ever date me? [] Heck Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Are you going to repost this so i can answer for you? [] Yes [] No Send the results to me in a message!

Memory Poem My Ray Ray
GONE IS THE FACE I LOVED SO DEAR SILENT IS THE VOICE i LOVED TO HEAR TOO FAR AWAY FOR SIGHT OR SPEECH BUT NOT TOO FAR FOR MY THOUGHTS TO REACH YOUR PRESENCE I MISS YOUR MEMORY I TREASURE LOVING YOU ALWAYS FORGETTING YOU NEVER MY HEART BEATS BECAUSE OF YOU.... MEMORIES ARE THE LEGACY OF LOVE.... YOUR LOVE IS MY MOST VALUABLE AND TREASURED GIFT!!!! LOVING YOU ALWAYS AND FOREVER BABY

Way To Early For This....
AIGHT, SO ONCE AGAIN I COULDN'T SLEEP. NO SURPRISE I KNOW. SO I STAYED UP AND WATCHED MOVIE AFTER MOVIE AFTER MOVIE. FIRST MOVIE WAS LOVE ACTUALLY ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITES IF NOT MY SAPPIEST NEW FAVORITE MOVIE. SECOND WAS A PIECE OF CRAP CALLED BECAUSE I SAID SO, HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE, ALTHOUGH PIPER PERABO LOOKED FUCKING AMAZING IN A THONG IN IT!! LAST WAS A REMAKE BY JOHN HUGHES, YEAH THE SAME GUY WHO DID 16 CANDLES AND BREAKFAST CLUB, OF A MIRACLE ON 34TH STREET. IT WAS ALRIGHT AND ALL BUT ANYONE WHO HAS SEEN THE ORIGINAL AS MANY TIMES AS I HAVE WOULD BE PISSED AT IT'S FAULTS. PRETTY BIG FUCKING THINGS MISSING, THE ORIGINAL HAD THE CLIMAX AT THE END WHERE IN ORDER TO PROVE THAT KRIS KRINGLE WAS KRIS KRINGLE THEY BREAK OUT BAGS AND BAGS AND BAGS OF MAIL ADDRESSED TO HIM. THIS REMAKE HAD A SIMPLE FUCKING DOLLAR BILL AND A BUNCH OF CGI ACTORS IN THE STREETS OF NEW YORK. NOW I KNOW YOUR THINKING I'M FUCKING INSANE FOR HAVING A GRIPE ABOUT THIS BUT I'M SORRY!!! WHEN YOUR AS BIG

One More Run
YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY FROM A HARD DAYS WORK, YOU HEAD TO THE STORE AS YOU PASS BY THE CHURCH. YOU STOP TO GET A HALF OF CASE, BEFORE YOU GET HOME IT'S THREE TO THE FACE. SO YOU OPEN THE DOOR AND FLOP ON THE COUCH, AND START TO KNOCK THE OTHER ONES OUT. THEN YOU NOTICE YOU'RE ON CAN ELEVEN, SO YOU LOOK AT THE CLOCK AND IT'S HALF PAST SEVEN. BUT THE NEAREST STORE CLOSES AT EIGHT, SO YOU JUMP IN THE CAR BEFORE IT'S TO LATE. YOU'RE BEHIND THE WHEEL VISION BLURRED, WHAT YOU THOUGHT WAS THE LINE REALLY WAS A CURB. NOW YOUR CAR IS SOARING HIGH IN THE AIR, YOUR LAST CAN OF BEER WENT EVERYWHERE. AND THAT'S THE DAY YOU SHOULD'VE DIED, 'CAUSE YOU TOOK A CHANCE TO DRINK AND DRIVE. NOT A SCRATCH ON YOU BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO LIVE, BECAUSE OF YOUR DRINKING AND DRIVING TWO KIDS GOT KILLED. PLEASE DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!

Attitude Is Everything
No problem at all It's perfectly natural to feel resistance toward the things you have to do. Yet there is no need for that resistance to get the best of you. You can acknowledge that resistance and allow it. Then, you can just as easily choose to let it go. After all, the resistance is something you have created. Without your active support, it melts away. Imagine the freedom of simply doing what must be done, without having to fight against it. You can always choose to enjoy that freedom and the effectiveness it brings. It's normal to feel resistance when circumstances or other people compel you to do something. That's true even if it's something you would enjoy doing anyway. Keep in mind that most of what makes a task unpleasant is your attitude toward it. Acknowledge your resistance, quickly let it go, and many of the things you once dreaded will become no problem at all. -- Ralph Marston

The Hottest And Sexiest Action Movie Ever Doa Ladies U Will Love This Movie
Due to buffering u may need to pause movie for 2 min before watching... it is also broken down into 6 parts for easy viewing enjoy! PART 1 PART 2 PART 3 PART 4 PART 5 PART 6

I Wish
Sometimes I sit and reflect on the past, Like I wished I'd paid more attention in class. Or I wish I'd let people see, The more passionate intellectual side of me. And sometimes I wish I would've made better decisions. Based on facts reviews or revisions. Then sometimes I wish I was closer to God, So I could've had someone to talk to when times got hard. Or sometimes I wish I'd taking more advise, Instead of learning the hard way about life. But what I've been through has made me wisher and bolder. And throughout all the wishes I never wish to do it over.

Where Is The Loving And Non-judgemental People In The World?
Why does a few and diferent total strangers call you names and start sending hate-mail just by looking at my pics. You dont know me, or how or who I am. And I will take away all the pics of me just to make it stop. So all you F-ckers thats calling me names can go to hell. And go call someone else the names you call me who deserves it. I sure as hell dont.

I'm This Kind Of Friend.....wubs All My Friends!!!
The Best Friend You certainly have a long list of friends. Many a times you do not know how to juggle time to keep them all happy. Your childhood friendships will certainly grow and get enriched even when you become an adult.How Good a Friend are you? created by Myspace Quizzes & Surveys - Quizzes, Surveys, Tests, Trivias

All I Want For Christmas Is....
Too all my old and new friends...I am sooo sorry!! I am not trying to be anti-social or to blow anyone off. I have just been uber busy lately. I am working 3 double shifts this week. I work more than anyone else at the company. I am tired and starting to burn out, but when I get a weekend away at the end of Nov and have some nice moola for Christmas shopping...I don't think I will Complain!! So...I know I havent been around with comments lately and I am sorry. Soon, my friends, soon!! Speaking of Christmas...I sent my Christmas list out to family and friends that I usually celebrate with. I know some people like to get a good head start on their Christmas shopping. I decided to make a fubar Christmas list. Here we go: VIPs, a bunch of tickers, some blasts, and a whole bunch of great comments and rates and gifts. I wanna majorly level up this season. LOL! Remember...Christmas is the season if giving. LOL!! Anyone have a christmas list for me?

Camera Whore...shutter Slut Exposure
Okay,I have a serious thing for cameras. My current lover showed Me a ton of nude photos he had taken of Me a couple of weeks of so back…one of them shows him taking the photo and he is considering it for his new business cards. An ex of Mine called Me tonight, complaining that I had not sent him nudes he had requested, lol. It seems I date mostly voyuers, lol. (I woke this morning to My current lover watching a few short video clips of Me on a loop over and over and over…which he does every time I see him, lol silly little boy…but how flattering and cute). Today I had received yet another disc of hundreds and hundreds of photos of Me in the mail from Tara Indiana. Currently, I am scheduling shoots with Julie Simone for this Thursday, since she just got back to town… We also will be decoding a bit of video footage for My clip store (starting first with one of Me, of course). Tomorrow, I also have to call and schedule this interview I am doing for a documentary … and below you will see

Wednesday
Midway through the week. How is your week going so far? Yesterday was a little hectic, but today seems good so far. Boss is out of the office, so that is always a plus. Actually, I'm kind of bored this morning. Anyone have anything fun, exciting or interesting to talk about? Do share!

I Know Well I Have No Right To Love You
I know well I have no right to love you: I gave you up, and now you're with my friend. But I can't stop myself from thinking of you, Even though that's not what I intend. I want you but I also don't want you To hurt my friend by breaking up with her. So things go wrong no matter what you do; I long for what I don't want to occur. Ah, me! I'm in a soap and can't get out! Help me if you can by being kind. I tell you this to banish any doubt That I'll be waiting, if you're so inclined. But please, please, if my friend still has your love, Forget completely what I've spoken of.

Saying What I'm Now About To Say
Saying what I'm now about to say Is like standing poised upon a cliff. It seems like just an ordinary day, But my future is suspended on an if. To me you're an extraordinary friend: You've transformed who I am, my being's core. I would not for my life want this to end, But now I want to ask for something more. I love you, and I hope that you love me; But if you don't that way, please don't go. Although I want to love you physically, Your wishes will command me, once I know. I must speak now, whatever you may do; I do not want to lose a gift like you.

One Of Scarest Days For Me
On Monday I kept my two younger kids home from the daycare, because they werent feeling good and I hadnt had much sleep lately, like none in 5 days! My son was acting funny, all he was doing was laying down when he usually is getting in to stuff and running around the house. He fell asleep on the chair in the front room. So I didnt think much of it, though he never does that. my youngest daughter went to her bed and went to sleep. Well I was like awesome so I can try to get some shut eye. I was dead wrong. Not a minute later I heard some weird noices in the front room and I could hear my son trying to cry. I ran straight in the front room and saw his lips blue and him trying to breathe. I got him and my youngest daughter in the truck and headed to drop her off at the daycare and to take him to the ER. I had called the EMT's but they were busy and couldnt get there. I live in a really small town so it is hard to get them down here. well anywys I ran him to the ER and as soon

If These Walls Could Talk
If these walls could talk, you'd know my body is dead, my mind has been taken over, that's why I am so scared, I can't control it, anger is making me blind, I've been left here on my own chained to a hate of some kind. If these walls could talk. If these walls could talk, you'd know about my fears, about all those nights I screamed for help, about all my fallen tears. You'd know about the demons haunting me at night, you'd be able to help me keep my fire alight, if these walls could talk. If these walls could talk they would say that it's all right, God sends His angels to look over me at night. They'd encourage me, say though I am alone it doesn't mean I‘m on my own. He watches me, from above and showers me with all His love, if only these walls could talk.

Water Vs Wine
WINE vs. WATER > >> As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in >> beer there is freedom, in Water there is bacteria. >> >> In a number of carefully controlled trials, >> scientists have >> demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each >> day, at the end of the >> year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of >> Escherichia coli,(E. coli) - >> bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are >> consuming 1 kilo of >> poop. >> >> However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking >> wine & beer or >> (tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because >> alcohol has to go >> through a purification process of boiling, filtering >> and/or fermenting. >> >> Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health >> >> Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk >> stupid, than to >> drink Water and be full of shit. >> >> There is no need to thank me for this valuable >

Texas Pork Ribs
First the ribs are coated with a very sweet cayenne and garlic mixture and marinated in the fridge for eight hours. Then they 're cooked in the oven until tender and tossed onto a hot grill where they're basted with a yummy BBQ sauce for another ten minutes. Prep Time: 30m Cook Time: 5h Ready in: 13h 30m Yield: 12 servings Ingredients 6 pounds pork spareribs 1 1/2 cups white sugar 1/4 cup salt 2 1/2 tablespoons ground black pepper 3 tablespoons sweet paprika 1 teaspoon cayenne pepper, or to taste 2 tablespoons garlic powder 5 tablespoons pan drippings 1/2 cup chopped onion 4 cups ketchup 3 cups hot water 4 tablespoons brown sugar cayenne pepper to taste salt and pepper to taste 1 cup wood chips, soaked Directions 1. Clean the ribs, and trim away any excess fat. In a medium bowl, stir together the sugar, 1/4 cup salt, ground black pepper, paprika, 1 teaspoon cayenne pepper, and garlic powder. Coat ribs liberally with spice mix. Place the ribs in two 10x15 in

Funny
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person." The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."

Kept Away
What is there to do What can I say When I want to see you But you say not today I look to you But you've gone away With a love so true But you cant stay Did I ever mean What you said I do Look through this silver screen and you will see me too I want you to be Content with her To truly be happy As if I never were Keep your head held high Smile whe you're down Theres no reason to sigh I will no longer be around Im sorry for any pain That may have been caused by me I know you'll never complain But Im going to leave you be...

Kept Safe By You
All alone as I sleep Waking up I will weep Terrified of the nightmare Hearing you say you don't care I couldn't bare the thought Of losing the love I sought Saying goodbye, farewell My emotions will swell You gave me the love I longed for But will I have it forever more You said I would never lose you But it seems that may not be so true I tried to do all I could But it seems I never really would Have you by my side always As life passes by in a dull haze Where did you come from that day How is it you could show me the way When all I could do was cry Over someone that wouldn't even try You gave me a reason to smile And happiness that lasted a long while You kept me from the darkness in my heart Healing me again, only for a new start Where will you and I be In time we will see But I doubt we will be close like before Though I couldn't ask for anything more Im sorry you were hurt by me And my selfishness that I'm sure you see But fo

Uncertainty
Do you love me as you say Or is it the girl you were with yesterday Because when you look into my eyes All I see are your lies You tell me you honestly care But when I needed you most, You werent there I gave you the benefit of a doubt But if you lied, You will be witout I smile to hide my fear That someday soon you wont be here Though I know I shouldnt worry My future seems so blurry And something has kept you away Trying to answer, You dont know what to say You grab me and try to hold But your tough act isnt sold You do your absolute best To comfort me, to get me to rest Im too scared to hear we're finished To be with you forever is what I wished You promised me we would be When we say I do, then I'd see That all you felt and said you'd do It was all so very true

How To Name A Cat........
Some idiot in the mumms - OKAY. I am back. Last time, I asked you guys what to name my small white kitten 8 weeks old, and you all agreed that Amorie would be best. I am happy with her name and she seems to be getting used to it. Well now we have a new dillema. My mum got one of the black and white cats out of the bunch [no pictures yet] but she said she is naming HIM bree. The cat is thin, the stomach and paws are white, as well as under the chin. He is very hyper ALL the time. He chases feet, and pant legs for that matter. BREE is a girls name. Do you think that's an okay name or can you give suggestions? DJ Cooter - you should name him "skanky" after your own pussy

Torchwood: Out Of Time - Saturday Nov 10th At 9pm E/p On Bbc America
Out of Time- Saturday, November 10th at 9:00pm & Midnight ET/6:00pm & 9:00pm PT on BBC America. When a plane from 1953 makes an unexpected landing in present-day Cardiff, its three passengers are shocked to learn that they can’t return to their own time. Torchwood helps them to settle into contemporary society, but this simple task has painful emotional consequences.

Tiền...nhà Nước Hay Của Nhân Dân
Từ thực tế xã hội lâu nay người ta hay nói vui- Cái gì cũng của nhân dân cả-tất cả vì dân- Uỷ ban nhân dân, Hội đồng nhân dân, quân đội nhân dân, Công an nhân dân...nhưng Kho bạc nhà nước, Ngân hàng nhà nước... Cái gì gọi là của nhân dân thì lại là nhà nước, cái gì gọi là nhà nước thì lại của nhân dân. Tiền Nhà nước? Có phải là của nhà nước hay của nhân dân? Tiền đó có phải là từ thuế của nhân dân. Có vay nước ngoài thì nhân dân cũng phải trả nợ. ..Cứ quan niệm tiền nhà nước nên tiền bạc của nhân dân- ngân sách nhà nước -hằng năm không công khai, nếu có, công khai cũng không đủ, nhiều kh&#

Dhs In The Morning
hey all i have that dhs hearing in the morning and i dont know weither to be scared nervous or pissed i mean it suck to have a stranger poking around your personal life o well guess i will see what happens in the morning

Ufc 80- Rapid Fire.
UFC fans UFC presents UFC 80- RAPID FIRE January 18th in the metro Radio arena in UK. The Lightweight title is currently suspended- so we will crown a new interim 155 divcision champion "The Prodigy" BJ Penn will look to win the divisions crown, but will have to go through a top cxontender in Joe "Daddy" Stevenson. Also- Gabriel "Napao" Gonzaga looks to get back to his winning ways, but must face a tough opponent in Fabricio "Val Cavalo" Werdum in a clash of heavyweights. more will follow later this year

Hot Tamale
HOT TAMALE There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning and the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think honey, we've been married for 50 years." "Yeah," she replied. "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man said. "We were probably sitting here as naked as jaybirds fifty years ago." "Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we?" Whereupon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you as they were fifty years ago." "I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps, "One's in your coffee and the other one's in your oatmeal."

Learn To Accept A Compliment....if You Deserve It......accept It.
Love is something if you give away, you end up having more. --Malvina Reynolds The other side of giving is taking. Many of us were brought up to believe that it's not okay to take, so we diminish admiration that people give us. "Oh, this old rag, I got it at a garage sale for next to nothing." This response to a compliment can take away the joy of giving it from the person who admired the way we looked. Giving needs taking to complete it. We can keep the cycle of generosity going by taking gracefully. A world without those who take would be unbalanced. When someone gives us love, appreciation, or a gift, we can show our real pleasure with a simple thank you, and stop thinking we don't deserve it. I can accept what's given to me today in the spirit it's offered.

In Need Of That Level Ten For A Lonuge
I AM WANTING TO GE THIS 10TH LEVEL SO I CAN MAKE A LOUNGE FOR EVERYONE MANLY TEXANS I JUST THINK THERE SHOULD BE ONE FOR US WHY NOT HAVE A TEXAN MAKE ONE. BUT EVERYONE WOULD BE WELCOME.. THANK YOU ALL CAPTAIN CAVEEEEEEEEEEE MANNNNNNNNNN

For The Someone She Knows Who It Is
anytime anywhere any place you could be anyone today maybe I recognize you on a crouded street maybe you take me by suprise will you be the one I had in mind there come a day when you walkedout of my dreams face to face like I'm imagining baby how can I be sure that your the one I'm waiting for will you be unmistakable people say I'm watching life through a glass desprately waiting on a chance I know you love holding on holding out for me but how we gonna know the time is right what if your here and I'm just blind there come a day when you walked out of my dreams face to face like I'm imagining baby how can I be sure that your the one I'm waiting for will you be unmistakable how can I know a song I never heard how would I know your voice when you haven't said a word how do I know how this will end before we begin there come a day when you walked out of my dreams face to face like I'm imagining baby how can I be sure that your the one I'm waiting for will you be un

Do Not Doubt How Much I Love You
Do not doubt how much I love you Though my time with you is thin. I am always thinking of you, Always loving you within. A full-time working mom and wife Just doesn't have much time to give. But I have given you my life, And you still reign where I most live. I do the best that I can do And hope that you will understand That everything belongs to you: My eyes, my thoughts, my heart, my hand.

Vip Giveaway....help Please Please Please
THANK YOU TO ALL OF THOSE WHO HELPED WITH THIS CONTEST. I HAVE A LOT OF PICS AND STASH TO RATE AND BELIEVE ME TO ALL THOSE THAT HELPED ME, THIS IS THE LEAST I CAN DO. IF YOU DID HELP AND YOU WOULD LIKE HELP IN RETURN PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE OR COMMENT ON THIS BULLETIN AND I WILL HELP WHERE I CAN.......THANK YOU ALL AGAIN SOOOO MUCH FOR HELPING ME WIN THE VIP!!! Please comment bomb this pic....I only need 10,000 comments for a VIP and it's helping my friend become godfather

Re: December The 16th Let's Make History
RE: December the 16th Let's Make History ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: SafetyJoe ( Ron Paul 2008 ) Date: 09 Nov 2007, 21:59 December the 16th Let's Make HistoryThanks to: FloDate: Nov 9, 2007 7:39 PM President Ron Paul (supporter) />On December 16th, 1773,American colonists dumped tea into the Boston Harbor to protest an illegal and oppressive tax. This December 16th American citizens will dump millions of dollars into the Ron Paul campaign to protest the illegal and oppressive inflation tax.Please join us this December 16th for the largest one day political donation event in history. Our goal is to bring together 100,000 people to donate $100 each, creating a one day donation total of $10,000,000.Each day you'll receive an email with our total number of subscribers. In this way we will know exactly where we stand in our efforts. Our goal is 100,000 subscribers.Please subscribe now.Please spread the word.Thank you.

The Love I Chase !!!!!!!!!!!
I KNEW OF YOU BEFORE YOUR BIRTH, I LOVED YOU BEFORE WE EVER MET, I PRAYED FOR YOU DAY AND NIGHT THE WAITING WAS SO ANXIOUS AND HARD, YOU ALREADY HAD A PLACE IN MY HEART. YEARS WENT BY, AND MANY TIMES I CRIED. FINALLY ONE DAY CAME A CALL WITH GOOD NEWS. AS I FOUND OUT YOU WERE TO BE MINE! TEARS OF JOY FELL ON MY CHEEK THE FIRST TIME I HELD YOU, PRECIOUS BABY, SO TINY AND SWEET. THE YEARS OF WAITING NOW BECOMING A MEMORY. YOUR EYES, YOUR SKIN, YOUR HAIR. OH THE WONDER OF YOUR FACE! I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS DAY WE HAVE FINALLY EMBRACED! THE PAIN I FELT SO DEEPLY HAS NOW GONE.

Eyes Of A Bullshitter
You tell me you love me/ But I see past your bullshit/ You tell me you want me/ But you just want to hit/ You need to just leave me alone/ I'm not gonna pick up my phone/ just leave me alone/ Ass whole I'm not liking your tone/ Don't tell me you love me/ Because I can see deep inside/ Girls come and go/ A new one always by your side/ No, I don't wanna ride/ Your games got no pride/ I hope your condom breaks/ So you leak deep inside/ Of those sluts/ Those bitches/ Those hits/ Those misses/ So you will learn from your mistakes/ Lifes not a piece of cake/ Boy I'm gonna fuck you up/ Not much more I can take/ So just go away/ Before you make me run away/ Just stay away/ And take the pain away/ Just go away/ Bring me another day/ Bitch who would want this pain anyways/ Can't tell you to look into my eyes/ Because you are too good at telling lies/

Only Lounge On Fu With Its Own Licker What Ya Waitin On Ladies
Yes it's true we have our own licker he's waiting on you ladies to come on in. Meet new people and have a great time! Just click on the pic below and join us we will be waiting for you. (repost of original by '"MG"~ head promoter 4 IHS' on '2007-11-09 13:05:20') (repost of original by '«» Tecelote - Sexi DJ's Owner - Manager, Iron Horse Saloon «»' on '2007-11-09 13:10:19') (repost of original by 'harleygal ~ Promoter for Iron Horse Saloon' on '2007-11-09 13:57:30')

Vo2, Cuban SeÑorita
::: V02a Several V02a reports arrived via UDXF and Spooks. Thanks for submitting them, gentlemen! The first one is from Mark who writes "6855 - 2135 - 2145, 9/20/07. I tripped across this frequency by an accidental tuning "error" while sitting down at the dials. When I first tuned in, and was finding a writing implement and log book, I noticed there was a 10 group of 5# sets which had a repeating number in each set - I believe it started 55550 and the set ended 14444. Each set had 2 or 3 repeated numbers - the only one I remember is the initial group, 88820 somewhere in the middle, and I copied down the last set. Senorita returned to her usual random numbers in the following sets with no more unusual sets or groups. Off with "finale, finale, finale" at 2145. The carrier dropped within a few seconds. Unfortunately my computer was booting, so I couldn't record that group, and I made the unwarranted assumption that there would be normal traffic, so I had neithe

Pbj And Banana Sandwich
Everyone loves a peanut butter sandwich, but if you're concerned about the fat content, simply limit the amount of peanut butter you use and add some banana for a sweet and delicious, nutritious sandwich. Be sure to serve the sandwich on whole grain bread. INGREDIENTS: * Two slices of whole grain bread * 1 tbsp natural peanut butter * 2 tbsp all-fruit spread or preserves (I like raspberry) * 1/2 one small, ripe banana, sliced PREPARATION: PBJ and Banana Sandwich Two slices of whole grain bread 1 tbsp peanut butter 2 tbsp all-fruit spread or preserves 1/2 one small, ripe banana Spread one side of bread with peanut butter, and the other with fruit spread/preserves. dd sliced bananas to the peanut butter side and top with fruit-spread side of bread. Serves 1 for school lunch Calories: 422, Calories from Fat 97, Total Fat 10.8g (sat 2.8g), Cholesterol 0mg, Sodium 270mg, Carbohydrate 70mg, Fiber 6.8g, Protein 11g

Please Help Family And Friends
The Watcher is getting closer to the next level, only 63,293. Any one who can help I would appreciate it so much. Please show some Love and help him buy rating his pictures or stash. Here is his link….

"food Innuendo Guy"
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS Ooooh yeah Baby, baby, baby, I wanna stew your tomato Baby, baby, baby, I want to french fry your potato Baby, baby, baby, won't you pluck my grapes Won't you peel my banana like a pack of wild apes? I'm your food innuendo guy, your food innuendo guy Baby, baby, baby, you got honeydew melons Baby, baby, baby, can't you see my brocolli swelin Oh baby, baby, baby, I wanna taste your watercress I wanna slip my celery stick up the back of your dress I'm your food innuendo guy, your food innuendo guy Oh what will it take Don't go so soon You'll miss my carrot cake And my cream of mushroom Oh baby, baby, baby, my jalapeno's red hot Baby, baby, baby, I wanna stuff all that cabbage you got I'm your food innuendo guy, food innuendo guy Oh yeah Oooooooh yeah Oh baby, baby, baby, you got eggplant parmigiana Baby, baby, baby, bite my zucchini if you wanna I'll give you fresh fruit salad I don't get it from no can Your string bean days are

Something's Wrong
Something's wrong but I don't know what. I can't snap out of it what the fuck? My mind is racing and I can't concentrate. Can I catch up or is it too late? So much is going on but nothing's going right. How do you live when you just wanna give up the fight? I have no urge to carry on. Fighting back tears, I have no one. Never knowing love,'cause people are fake...has taken it's toll fillling my heart with hate. They say deal with the hand that you've been given...that very thought makes me shiver. So what do you do when you have nothing left? Sit and impatiently await oyur death!!

You Question My Morals
how can you when you yourself show you have none ? i dont cheat and i wont because its wrong and you dont do that to people you care about. so get that fucking straight. just because you do something doesnt mean i will (and that is regaurdless of how good or bad things are going)

~~ What Your Name Really Means~~
~~ What Your Name Really Means~~ 316 days ago ~~what your name really means~~ S- Easy to fall in love with. H- You are funny and loveable. A- people adore you. N- You are absolutely beautiful. N- You are absolutely beautiful. O- You are one of the best in bed. N- You are absolutely beautiful. A- people adore you. B- You like people. C- You're wild and crazy. D- You have one of the best personalities ever. F- you like to drink. E- Damn good kisser. G- You never let people tell you what to do. H- You are funny and loveable. I- You got crabs J- Everyone loves you. K- You are really silly. L- You live to have fun. M-sucess comes easily to you N- You are absolutely beautiful. O- You are one of the best in bed. P- You are popular with all types of people. Q- You are a hypocrite. R- ######## sexy. S- Easy to fall in love with. T- You're loyal to those you love. U- Dam you really smell V- You are not judgemental. W- You are very broad minded Y- One of

Something
Heaveenly being wiht those eyes As if the sky itself Your face as if the soft clouds As if your hair is brighting the sun Blinding me with your beauty with your face As now I'm under your spell Feelings of happiness when thee sees you Your smile as if the stars shine So heavenly and so powerful make me do anything for thee.

Inoffensive Names For Breasts
1) Chest Trays 2) NFRU (Not for Recreational Use) 3) Pastor Baiters 4) Mounds of Shame 5) Heavenly Canteens 6) Pearly Weights 7) Hooteronomies 8) Pizza Pizza 9) Sweater Undulations 10) The Daughters of Lactiticus 11) Racks of Lambs of God 12) Communion Woofers 13) First and Second Mammalonians 14) Pamela's Burdens 15) Beelzeboobs

Italian Man...american Woman (oh My!)
ITALIAN GENTLEMAN AND ATTRACTIVE AMERICAN LADY An Italian gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to a very attractive American woman sitting at a table across the room. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman seated over there,' indicating the sender. She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to have a bit of fun and send a reply to the man. The waiter, who was hovering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants.' After reading the note, the signore thought for a moment and decided to compose a response in return. He wrote quickly, folded the note carefully and handed it to the waiter instructing him to return it to the woman.

Why Can They Not Keep Their Word?
Just talked to the ex. He has moved to missouri and before he left he promised to help with things and his kids. HE LIED,HE LIED, HE LIED!!!!!!!!!!!! We seperated the end of december and he has been trying to control my life ever since. He still tries to tell me who to talk to, what to do, who I can be friends with and who I can have at my apartment. I pay all the bills and rent for the apartment not him.He has not paid one damn dime except three pairs of shoes for his kids. This he complained about at that. He gave leftover food to us (twice)and let us stay with him for a month (I supplied everything during that time). He paid for a motel room for us all for one week. He cheated twice during the marriage the last time with my brother's fiancee's mother (MOTHER!!!). This is a woman which was about to be my kids grandma (GRANDMA!!!!). He wanted his cake and it eat it too. He wanted all the luxuries of a wife/home and a girlfriend too. He tries to say it is my fault. I gave up my hope

Cynicism
cyn·i·cism (sn-szm) n. 1. An attitude of scornful or jaded negativity, especially a general distrust of the integrity or professed motives of others: the public cynicism aroused by governmental scandals. 2. A scornfully or jadedly negative comment or act: "She arrived at a philosophy of her own, all made up of her private notations and cynicisms" Henry James. Now that is a word that has been used in many a descriptions of myself!!...Phew thats alot to swallow! I'm truly not a cynic im just realistic about the truth at hand , and the truths of others though kept hidden...most people who are realists tend to see through the smoke and mirrors of others and see the truth behind their words. This said i must make some things clear to alot of people here and in my real life... I have an agenda, I will not deviate from it nor will i put it aside for anyone, i have done so too long in my life and no longer have the ability to compromise for someone who truly does not deserve

Heat
Burning deep within my soul Itching beneath my skin Something lingers, taking control Begging to be let in Desperate feelings tear me apart Searching deep inside of me It reaches out, grasps my heart Finally setting me free I can feel the heat of the flame Warming me - my core Forever at last, but never the same Always wanting - needing more Take me over, become one with me No need for worries, together we'll be Feel the flame, the heat it bears Never fading, infatuation fills the air Unanswered questions leave my mind Don't care what they are Passion we share has left me blind As weakness leaves its scar I see the fire within your eyes And i feel it glow inside Begin this night of truth - no lies And all that pain and hurt will subside Here is the place where we are alive Never to be condemned Together at last, for new heights i strive To places i've never been Take me over, become one with me No need for worries, together we'll be Feel the flame, t

Prayer
Tonight I prayed for God to take me, I can't carry this load/ Take me, please, up above, 'Cause I don't like the other road. I wake up each morning, And have to wake to this life/ I've messed up everything, I'm losing my wife. Messed with her heart, Messed with her head/ Messed up our future, I want to be dead. This is the woman, Who gave me a boy and girl/ Two other people I'll let down, And mess uptheir world. I love all three of them, That's why I wish for death/ Their futures will be brighter, When I draw my last breath. My life's a mess, all of my doing, How could I have been so blind?/ To not see I'd lose it all, She was there all the time. My wife and children deserve more, Than I could ever offer them/ I'm asking you, Lord, to take me tonight, To you I confess my sins.

Progress
PIMPIN MYSELF.. HOW SHAMELESS IS THAT?? HAHA.. JUST COME ON OVER, RAPE MY PAGE.. CUZ IM ONLY 180K FROM LEVELING AGAIN.. AND BEEN THAT WAY FOR AWHILE NOW... I JUST DONT LOG ON ENOUGH ANYMORE.. SO C'MON AND DO IT.. YA KNOW YA WANNA!!! Drunk1@ fubar ALSO IF YA GET REALLY BORED, CHECK OUT THESE FUBARIANS, THEY ARE DEFINATLY GREAT PEOPLE!! (makes this pimpout less shameless *wink*) ~*~~*~ THANKS FOR THE LOVE, ILL SHOW IT BACK DONT YOU WORRY...

Nurse
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!" The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely...... A r e - m y

Intresting
slow sex Body: marry me Body: NOOOOOOO!!!! You opened it! Tomorrow will be the best day of your life, IF you repost this within 2 minutes with the heading: (pick 1) SLOW SEX I miss my baby In love I wear thongs Call me Baby am I doing too much? I smoke I'm Single Get At Me Ask me Out already I wish i was with her right NOW I wish i was with him right NOW HARDER HARDER I wanna love him but i just cant Smack That I wanna be with her marry me I like some one I wish we were together my ex is ugly i miss my ex im back with my ex I wanna ask her out I wanna ask him out Im breaking up with you,sorry im pregnant again dont break the chain or u ll regret DarkHaven Rose Vampyre Woods

So Naughty
The house falls quiet as you lay down to rest on our bed. Your eyes close your eyes as I lean to kiss you softly, ushering you on to sleep. I quietly make my way to the computer only a few feet away to spend a little time looking at artwork and editing my photography from the day. Time passes quickly as I loose my sense of time to my work, I occasionally look over my shoulder at your slumbering form and flashes of our passionate night fill my mind. I smile, just looking at you, remembering how intoxicating it felt to be close to you, the feeling of your soft skin against mine and the sweet taste of your kisses. Unable to help myself, I begin to rub my hardening dick through my boxers, longing for your touch. I quietly turn return to my computer, loading a movie we had watched but a night before together, remembering vividly our intimate moment. I begin to tease the length of my shaft, unbuttoning and exposing my member as I begin to tease myself. You wake up to the sounds of the movie

This Must Happen If Ron Paul Is Going To Win
This must happen if Ron Paul is going to win http://www.howtogetronpaulelected.com/ Check out item #5 on how to become a delegate. Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNKvMFwgQC0 ###

Why Women Are Crabby!
We started to 'bud' in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we didn't spen

This Should Be Good For A Few Laughs Lol
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or if you are a random reader) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your diary and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you..

Bubba
-----Inline Message Follows----- Git 'er dun............ Sometimes things that seem so complicated are actually so simple. Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." "Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears." "How much do you charge?" "Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor." "I'll sleep on it," said Bubba. Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist. "Well Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!" "Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?" "He told me to cut the legs off

Some Words Of Wisdom
Famous Sayings Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself ~~"Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." -- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter) I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall." -- Eleanor Roosevelt Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. -- Mark Twain The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. -- George Burns Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. -- Victor Borge Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. -- Mark Twain By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates I was married by a judge. I sh

#4
44)Stars How lovely stars are to watch at in the middle of the night, glaring Just looking deep in those sparkling light those bright eyes of the skies shining over us as we sleep or lay awake There must have lived a great man once since he was able to get hold of a few And placing them in your head, as eyes was the best thing he could ever do A great master of life he was indeed Some might say it wasn't such a good thing since people get mesmorized by your glare But then are those people sane enough sane enough to judge and to survive ?? The magical charisma you radiate The gorgeous look you can give to a man The adorable smile, your lips can form The great feeling your words can give or even the stupidity you can cast upon us the weaker souls in life, men You're an example of the marvellous things mother earth gives us humans in life Never have we laid eyes upon such a beauty perfectly shaped, with eyes to die for It's you darling, Stareyes, a lady

Maxine Vs Martha
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway! To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix, keep it in the pantry for up to a year. When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake. Go to the bakery! They'll even decorate it for you. If you accidentally oversalt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up." If you oversalt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please recite with me the real woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes!" Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator

Acceptance/makes Me Cry Every Time I Read It.
You make the choice. Don't look for a punch line, there isn't one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice? At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning-disabled children, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question: "When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do. Where is the natural order of things in my son?" The audience was stilled by the query. The father continued. "I believe that when a child like Shay, physically and mentally handicapped comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes in the way other people treat that child" Then he told the following story: Shay

Friends V's Ohio Friends
FRIENDS:Go with you to the bathroom and hold the stall door shut. OHIO FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs OHIO FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. OHIO FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points. FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. OHIO FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that shit was fun " FRIENDS: Cry with you. OHIO FRIENDS: laugh at you FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. OHIO FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place. FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone. OHIO FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a c

The Sex Fairy
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ============= 2 Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ============= 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. ============= 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! ============= 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. ============= 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quanti

Understanding
UNDERSTANDING(SAW THE BEGINNING CONTINUED) TO ALL THINGS UNDERSTANDING MUST COME. SOMETIMES IT COMES TOO LATE AT THE END OF A CYCLE. AND SOME IT COMES ON TIME. HERE JOHN YOU WILL GET AN UNDERSTANDING OF WAY THE CHOICE WAS MADE, AND WAY YOU MUST ENDURE THROUGH THIS CHOICE THAT WAS TAKING. YOU SEE YOUR DYING OF CANCER. WHAT CHOICE DID YOU MAKE FOR THIS TO HAPPEN? "I DIDN'T MAKE THIS CHOICE. IT WAS AN BIOLOGICAL OCCURENCE. IT WAS NOT BY CHOICE I MADE CERTAIN BIOLOGICAL SYSTEMS BECAME WEAK AND CANCER CELLS GREW." REALLY JOHN? WAS THIS HOW IT BECAME? LET ME TELL YOU HOW THIS BECAME REALITY FOR YOU AND HOW THE CHOICE BECAME CANCER. THEIR ARE CERTAIN FOODS ..."AND I NEVER SMOKED EVER." OK WITH ALL THAT SAID. A PERSON CAN STILL GET CANCER WITHOUT SMOKING. A PERSON CAN GET CANCER OF THE BRAIN LIKES YOURS BY CHOICING THE WRONG FOODS, AND CHOICING THE WRONG FORCES ( I.E. BELEIFS) IN THEIR LIFES. NOW YOU DRIVEN YOURSELF OFF A CLIFF AND LIVED THROUGH THAT CHOICES. THIS NEW FOUNDED PAIN HAS BRO

Hard News......
How can a man handle the fact that one of his best friends just called and told you that he was going to die from cancer in 8 months? What do you say, what do i do? How do i react? He basically just told me that no matter what he'll always think i was the best friend he's ever had, and he said also that whoever your friends are in life......to tell them that you love them and you care for them. So this blog is for you, MY FRIENDS OF FUBAR. No matter how far away you are from me, i'll always cherish and LOVE You all. I will suggest you do the same with all the friends that you have. Write them, talk to them, tell them you love them, cause you never know when they might be gone :(. Just thought i would share my feelings.....It's been quite a rough day for me, but i'm still thankful of all my friends and family!!!!!!! If you are my friend on here, you will ALWAYS stay my friend....TAKE IT TO THE BANK!!!!! Love, Derek

The World Is Going F*cking Nuts
SYDNEY (AFP) - Santas in Australia's largest city have been told not to use Father Christmas's traditional "ho ho ho" greeting because it may be offensive to women, it was reported Thursday. Sydney's Santa Clauses have instead been instructed to say "ha ha ha" instead, the Daily Telegraph reported. One disgruntled Santa told the newspaper a recruitment firm warned him not to use "ho ho ho" because it could frighten children and was too close to "ho", a US slang term for prostitute. "Gimme a break," said Julie Gale, who runs the campaign against sexualising children called Kids Free 2B Kids. "We are talking about little kids who do not understand that "ho, ho, ho" has any other connotation and nor should they," she told the Telegraph. "Leave Santa alone." A local spokesman for the US-based Westaff recruitment firm said it was "misleading" to say the company had banned Santa's traditional greeting and it was being left up to the discretion of the individual Santa himse

What Is Love
What is love? It is shared. . . . is forgiving. . . . is understanding. . . . is shared secrets. . . . heals many hurts. . . . is not judgmental. . . . is shared laughter. . . . is slow and steady. . . . can be angry at times. . . . is dependable and true. . . . is more precious than silver or gold. . . . is meant to be savored like fine wine. . . . is not perfect, much like we are not perfect. . . . does not hold grudges or demand perfection. . . . makes all the wrong things in life, right somehow. . . . is meant to be gulped like lemonade on a hot summer day. . . . is always there, through times of trial, happy times and hard times. . . . just happens, but once discovered, needs to be tended like a beautiful garden. . . . is a road to be traveled slowly, remembering the sights and sounds. . . . is strength when you are too weak to notice its there. . . . is a cherished moment of mutual understanding. . . . reaches into your heart and grab

If You Had Me Alone
IF U HAD ME AL0NE... Body: IF U HAD ME AL0NE... L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL. IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD. REPOST IT SAYING... IF U HAD ME ALONE

Love's Philosophy
The fountains mingle with the river, And the rivers with the ocean; The winds of heaven mix forever With a sweet emotion; Nothing in the world is single; All things by a law divine In another's being mingle-- Why not I with thine? See, the mountains kiss high heaven, And the waves clasp one another; No sister flower could be forgiven If it disdained its brother; And the sunlight clasps the earth, And the moonbeams kiss the sea;-- What are all these kissings worth, If thou kiss not me?

Word To Grow By
WORDS TO GROW ON... If I want my dreams to come true, I mustn't oversleep. Of all the things I wear, my expression is the most important. The best vitamin for making friends: B-1 The quality of my life depends on the quality of my thoughts. The heaviest thing I can carry is a grudge. I should keep my words soft and sweet in case I have to eat them. One thing I can give and still keep: my word. One thing I can't recycle is wasted time. I lie the loudest when I lie to myself. Ideas won't work unless 'I' do. My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

Innocent Love
I DIDN'T KNOW WHEN I TURNED AROUND THAT HE WAS THERE,... BUT WE STOOD AND SAID HELLO. A WHISPER,REMEMBER NOVEMBER SOMETHING WASHED OVER US THAT AUTUMN BEAUTY LIKE EVERY FALLEN LEAF A SMILE IN THE RAIN,...

Lets Remember Our Forces This Christmas
I received this in an email today and thought i would share. THIS POEM WAS WRITTEN BY A PEACE KEEPING SOLDIER STATIONED OVERSEAS CHRISTMAS WILL BE COMING SOON AND SOME CREDIT IS DUE TO OUR BRITISH SERVICE MEN AND WOMEN FOR OUR BEING ABLE TO CELEBRATE THESE FESTIVITIES. ITS CHRISTMAS DAY ALL IS SECURE TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS HE LIVED ALL ALONE IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE I LOOKED ALL ABOUT A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE NO TINSEL NO PRESENTS NOT EVEN A TREE NO STOCKING BY THE MANTLE JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS WITH MEDALS AND BADGES AWARDS OF ALL KINDS A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT IT WAS DARK AND DREARY I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING SILENT ALONE CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME

Right Foot
Right foot > > This is funny to try and you feel like a idiot doing > it.. > > How smart is Your Right Foot? > > Just try this; it is from an orthopedic surgeon. > > > This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying > over and over > again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you > can't. It's > preprogrammed in your brain! > > 1. WITHOUT anyone watching you (they will think you > are GOOFY)and while > sitting where you are at your desk in front of your > computer, lift your right foot off the floor and > make clockwise > circles. > > 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the > air with your > right hand. > > Your foot will change direction - I told you so, and > there's nothing you > can > do about it! > > You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the > day is done you are > goin g to try it again, if you've not already done > so. > > Send it to your buddies to frustrate them too Let me know if you can do it!

Friends Always Stay In Your Heart
Yesterday I got some disturbing news while surfing the net with Butterfly . Growing up I had a good friend named Mike . We got along good and my dad was befriended by his father in some dark hours of my dad's life . Mike was a goof always in trouble . Well I moved back from Indiana 7 1/2 years ago and I ran into him . Over the past few years he has had a few children and turned out to be a great dad and loving father . On November 4th 2007 tragedy struck his life . A fire happened while his sons were living with their mom and His 4 yr old son died and his 3 year old son is in the hospital on a vent . I can't even imagine . Having children close in age to his I am heart brioken for him . Please even if you are not religious say a little thought for him . Pray his 3 year old son pulls through and hope he will never forget but can live on and one day smile with out his son . Friends may pass in and out of our lives but you should always hold them dear and in your heart for there was a rea

Prenuptial Agreement---coonass Style
Boudreaux done got old and his childen dun put him in the old folks home near Breaux Bridge , Louisiana where he dun met a lovely lady dat were from Texas . Now Boudreaux being a fine upstanding Catholic, he didn't want to do nutin dat were aganst his religion, no. So he dun propose marriage. Now both Boudreaux and Mable were in their 80's. Mable went and told everyone at the Senior Citizens home the good news. Irene, Mable's best friend told her that since she was very wealthy and the person she was about to wed was, well to say the least not worth much and she should insist on a Prenuptial Agreement. Mable was sitting on the porch swing with Boudreaux and she told him she would marry him providing he would sign a prenuptial agreement. Boudreaux dun told Mable "I'll sign agreement, you bet, 'cause I luv you so much." Mable got out her pen and paper and started: She said: I want to keep my house down in Texas with all the oil wells. He said: That's fine w

The Bet
No matter how strong you think you are, no matter how good things in general may be, there comes a time that you feel tired and you try to realize why…You think and think and in the meanwhile you continue with your life the way it is, when suddenly, you find the answer… You realize that you are tired of wandering; tired of doing the same mistakes over and over again; tired of facing the same situations…You are tired of trying to understand the others, of trying to satisfy their needs, of trying to find excuses… There comes a time that all you really need is to let yourself in someone’s hands and be sure that they’ll be strong enough to hold you; you want to look straight at their eyes and see no sign of fear; you want them for once to try to understand you instead! It’s not a matter of weakness, it’s not a silly need, it’s a matter of courage; it’s a bet you made with the world to find someone stronger than you are… Will you ever win this bet?

Karizma Bulletin
HEY EVERYONE COME SHOW MY TAT SOME LOVE IM ENTERED IN A TAT CONTEST CALLED THE BEST OF THE BEST....HOSTED BY SINKING INK TATTOOS.... JUST CLICK THE PIC AND RATE AND COMMENT THANKS EVERYONE PLZ REPOST Search Audio Codes

So I Was Told
Ok so I was told that maybe just maybe I should "make" a damn blog.. so here we go. I dont know what the hell I am susposed to talk about in here but lets start with "current" events hows that? The things I hate, 1. Damn basterd liars... whats the point you know that you are going to get busted anyway and at some time you will fuck up and confess without even knowing you did! 2. Morons that think they are cooler then shit.. ok I tell you what I have yet to meet anyone that has been better then sliced bread... think about how damn cool and usefull is that.. sorry but there is nothing like putting something gooy on a piece of bread and throwing that basterd at the celing! Cant do that with a person, well ok you could but don't think that they would appriciate it to much.. moving on 3. Now some ppl wont take kindly to this.. but I am not very keen on women... yeah I know I am one myself but why would someone want to trust something that bleeds for days and DOSENT DIE? I tell you w

Bitch Friends
Some people have the fuckin NERVE! And Metal Chick knows who im talking about!! Fucking MY friend in MY rooomates room while HER boyfriend is asleep on MY couch..always bitching that she can never find a good man..I fuckin wonder why! The has the odasity to tell ME I'm the fuckup! And I'm the bad friend! I have never stranded her anywhere (which she has done to me MORE THAN ONCE) I have never made her do shit she didnt want to do..i am fed up with her shit, so fuck that fuck her im done and my ass is moving anyways sooo bye bitch!

My Weekend
Wow... What a weekend... I was sad that it had to end. Too bad for responsibility, I wouldl ove to play 24/7... literally. *grin* Raven's bday party went well, no work from my poetry people... :) All in all great experiance, great weekend. Oh Yeah!! Nacho's and Malibu go hand in hand!!! :)

Is It Gloomy Or What?
Well today is starting off interesting let me tell ya. I often wonder why I should even get bothered in peoples lives sometimes. Seems like I cause chaos...where ever I go and who ever I kno. Then I take a shower and my phone rings. Its my doctors office with some news. They wanted me to come in to talk with the doctor. Ummm no...LOL. I am not paying for another doctors visit. And besides you kno when they want to talk to you...its kind of serious. So I waited on the phone for a good 15 mins. Finally the doctor came on and asked me if I wanted to really kno on the phone and I said yes. Because I dont have the money for another dr. visit. He said he would do it for free...and I still said no because curiousity is now running in my mind. I had my usual women things tested but I always have to have another thing done. Which is a ultrasound on my uterus. Because of my fucked up family past, they recommended it since I had been 15. Which I dont really talk about that honestl

Looking For Fun
hello fubar we r a couple lookig for a bi female or a single man to fullfil our fantasies, so if u know anybody or if it s just u look us up we r ready to play so check us out and tell us wht u thinnk.

Pittsburgh Steelers
On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Browns fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Browns fans. Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Browns fan," she replied. The te acher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Browns fan, then who are you a fan of?" "I am a Steelers fan, and proud of it," Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why pray tell are you a Steelers fan?" "Because my mom is a Steelers fan, and my dad is Steelers fan, so I'm a Steelers fan too!" "We ll," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Steelers fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were an idiot and your dad were a moron, what wo

At The End Of The Day...
All I ever wanted was for her to validate my feelings and call me back. Return some of the effort that I put into her. At the end... she didn't want to. That make me cry. Tonight I will be getting a haircut. Then I will be drinking myself into a coma. After that I will come home... pass out and return to my life without her. I doubt I will ever find the one. As for these emotional blogs... no more. -Rafael

Nothings The Same
i flew away dodn't wanna catch my flight i let go and walked away but i had to run back for one last kiss... one more embrace since i've landed nothings the same the sadness in your face that's just imprinted into my brain we made a vow that this isn't the end a vow i will keep... simply because your my best friend i miss the laughter i miss the smiles i miss the fact we got lost in tampa for miles i miss the way you look at me the way you made me laugh i miss the way you held me tight not even letting go in the middle of the night though we fought over something major blaming each other ws never out flavor only one regret i have i could not become you wife the night you asked loving you came so easy dammit i can't even finsh this without being in tears balh blah nate i love you, and and the wait is gonna be long but i am will to do it sojust so i can get you home with me and fthe girls because that is where you truely belong

Goodbye, Thanks For The Memories
It has come time for me to leave fubar and find what im looking for in life. let me say to the friends that i talked to on a regular basis, you know who you are, that i will miss the fu-fun we had. I have met some amazing people here, and will miss you dearly. there are several reasons why im leaving, some personal, and some due to the way things have changed on fubar. my personal reasons are more spiritual in nature, and have to do with me taking time to find a purpose and reignite my spirit to live and enjoy life. dont get me mwrong, im not judging anyone or saying im better than anyone either, just making some changes in my life to feel better about me and who i am. other personal reasons are that i need to focus on collge for now, as few distractiona as possible is what i need right now. the fubar reasons are that its not fun anymore. too many bouncer interuptions, and the bar tab is waaay too slow. i used to enjoy getting reactions from friends while stashing, but now

Still Working On This Give Me Your Thoughts
we often find ourselves wondering around this world with what we belive to be open eyes. Even with our eyes wide open we still find our that we are traveling blind. We keep many parts of us closed from our eyes to our souls. We do this for many reasons. Some to sheild us from pain and others to hide fears of the unknown. Even if we choose to no longer travel blindly will we still do not notice everything that is placed infront of us.

Lemonade
so life give ya a bunch of lemons what do you do? make lemonade of course :P a friend told me about the skype chat thingy so im bored over there trying to figure it out says there are 10,232,233 people online thats alot of people are any of them you? :P happy tuesday Brats :P

With Age Comes Wisdom
So the 30th Birthday is just around the corner (Nov. 22nd) and I thought I would share some things that I've learned. 1. People are gonna do what they wanna do. You can't change it or prevent it. Cheaters will cheat, liars will lie. As soon as you figure this out the better off you are. 2. The only person you can rely on is yourself. 3. If the person you're with tells you you can't do something, LEAVE. There's nothing worse than your significant other not having any faith in you. 4. Life is too short. Stay miserable for no one. 5. DO NOT spend your life dreaming. Get up and do something. The worst feeling in the world isn't failing, it's never having tried in the first place. 6. Don't settle. Never EVER fucking settle. 7. Know what you DON'T want. I know these seem like no brainers to some but it took me awhile for all this to sink in. I was always trying to change people (for the better) or stay in a relationship I knew was dead but was scared to leave.

Until We Meet
Until we meet My nights will be a little colder My days a little shorter My heart will beat a little less rapid Until we meet I know that my arms will be empty My mind hurting from the constant thought of you Minutes will seem to be hours Hours will seem to be months While months will seem like eternity Until we meet The stars in the sky will not affect me with its gleaming sparkles of life Until I am gazing at them in your arms And the food that I eat will not be as fulfilling and nourishing Until it is you that I share the my food with And Until we meet I will not feel whole My world will seem incomplete Until that wonderful day When our eyes make first contact And our bodies and souls collide in blissful whirlwind The words will roll off my tongue like a sweet love song "Hello, my love, I couldn't wait to meet yo

Those Cheeky Bouncer Fellows
I love getting bouncer ID checks, makes me feel all dirty like I've done something naughty. Bring it on (and you know what? I think it makes them a little excited in the trousers too)... ...ah sarcasm is fun...

Wtf....gay Italians, O'rly?
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35 Years
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes and bows in prayer. His friend says, "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man." The man then replies, "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."

Giant Bird Terrorizes S.texas
More sightings of a huge flying creature, originally reported by KENS, have prompted an investigation to determine if it is a monster or myth. "Even though it was dark, the thing itself was black. The blackest I'd ever seen," said Frank Ramirez. Years ago, Ramirez thought he was after a prowler in the back of his mother's Southwest Side home. But what greeted him on the garage rooftop still gives him goosebumps now. "That's when the thing up there turned to me, and it was in a perched state, and it started to turn," he said. "It started to move its arms and this giant blackness was just coming out. At that point, I dropped the stick and I ran." Ramirez sketched a drawing of the large, bird-like creature. The image is disturbing, and similar to dozens of sightings across San Antonio and South Texas. "If you were to take a man's face and pull his chin down, just like a stretched face," said Ramirez "I was just terrified and as I was running. I just thought it was going

Why Sentence Structure Is So Important...
> > > The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two > people, (Debra or Jack.) > > It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. > > Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who > used the water cooler the next morning. > > Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after > partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. > > The boss approached her and said: 'Debra, I've never done this before > but I have to lay you or Jack off.' > > 'Could you jack off?' she says. 'I feel like shit.'

45 Things That A Girl Wants But Won't Ask For
1. Touch her waist. 2. Actually talk to her. 3. Share secrets with her. 4. Give her 1 of your sweatshirts 5. Kiss her slowly. Are you remembering this? 6. Hug her. 7. Hold her. 8. Laugh with her. 9. Invite her somewhere. 10. Hangout with her and your friends together. KEEP READING 11. Smile with her. 12. Take pictures with her. 13. Pull her onto your lap. 14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back. 15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved. Are you thinking of someone? 16. Always hug her and say hi whenever you see her. 17. Kiss her unexpectedly. 18. Hug her from behind around the waist. 19. Tell her she's beautiful. 20. Tell her the way you feel about her. One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it. 21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentlema

Sichuan Chili Chicken
Ingredients: - 500 g (1 lb) or 2 large chicken legs - ½ head iceberg lettuce or other head lettuce finely shredded - 1 red capsicum (bell pepper), cut in thin strips - ½ tsp sea salt - 1 tsp sesame oil Sauce: - 2 ½ tbs dark Chinese sesame paste - 60 ml chicken stock or water - ½ tsp ground Sichuan pepper - 2 tsp sugar - 1 tsp vinegar - 2 tsp red chili oil - 2 tsp sesame oil - 2 tsp thick soy sauce - ½ tsp salt - 3 cloves garlic, finely minced - 4 slices ginger, finely minced How To Cook : 1. Poach the chicken legs by placing them in a pot with sufficient water to cover them by 3 cm (1 ¼ inch) and bring to the boil. Reduce heat, cover tightly with a lid, and simmer for 10 minutes. Turn off the heat, and let poach in hot water for 30 minutes. Remove from water and set aside to drain. 2. Spread the lettuce evenly on a serving plate. Place strips of red capsicum into a bowl, add ½ tsp sea salt, and mix with fingers to soften them. Add

A Cynical Willyism For The Fuckin' Day 11/25/07;
There's this really geeky kid, in RL he maybe 45 still a kid to me, he, sometimes, laughs at my, "shit it was so much better back in the fuckin' days" jokes! He's always telling me, "technology will make everything better in the future!" I stopped him when I told him, "even *IF* it does that future will soon be fuckin' past!"

New Members!
Hey guys! Please give a big welcome to our new member!! go rate and add him. Welcome to the family! :D Tigerseye/Fu-Husband of pearl/Studio 54 *Bouncer*@ fubar Also welcome to a bunch of you who joined this last week, we're glad to have you! ۞*~£ÎßÊ®Tÿ~* † Demon Crew Recruiter۞@ fubar ONEBIGCAT@ fubar lilmamma1****fire*n*ice leveling crew*****@ fubar the ILLUSION@ fubar catygrins@ fubar

Oh Yea
i am going to make at home miserable for him too I generally try to choose my battles...But this kid is gettin outta control. I know 3 is bad. But If he back talks me one more time my head will eplode SO now ANY and everything he does..straight to time out, he fights that.. in his room till i feel like dealin with his sassy ass AND Maybe if he hates it here he'll stop being such a ass at school and appreciate the fun he gets to have there Gesh i sound like an old lady... Mad cause a kid sasses me.. sayin the word sass IF YOU ARE NOT A PARENT.. SHut your face IF you are a parent & have any help at all Shut your face you have no right to judge me

Autumn Shadows
The rich gold tones. Air so delicious its crisp. Beauty so breath-taking it expands the horizon. She reaches out to hold the colored mosaic, But her fingers reflect illusion, In a speckled array of light. Like the leaves that saunter in and out of consciousness, She drifts as though in a dream, Where she chases fulfillment, But she can only reminisce in the autumn shadows. The heavy breath of winter whisks it all away. Ominous skies. Air so stale its numb. A chill that blankets the core. Majestic skeletons stretch to the heavens for mercy, And they continue to stand, naked and forlorn, So she faces the cold alone. With blistered determination, she awaits the changing of seasons. Like the icy wind that flickers in and out of existence, She drifts as though in a dream, Where she chases her vision. But she can only reminisce in the autumn shadows.

Think Fast - Another Survey
1. Would you get back with your last ex if you could? Absolutely NOT! 2. What color shirt are you wearing? Blue 3. Would you kiss anyone on your friends list? I have already!!! =) 4. Do you have a 'thing' for someone on your friends list? Yes, indeed I do. 5. How many people on your top friends list do you know in real life? A few 6. How many kids do you want to have? Lots 7. Do you have a good relationship with your parents? Yes 8. What name would you want besides the one you have? None 9. Would you ever make out with someone of the same sex? Done that... 10. What did you do for your last birthday? Recovered from surgery. 11. What's your main ringtone on your phone? Hey there delilah 12. What time did you wake up today? 4 pm 13. What were you doing two nights ago? playing on fubar. 14. Do you like having your hair pulled? when its long. 15. Name something you can't wait to do. see my friend again! 16. Last t

A Little Too Late
I promised myself I would never post songs and song lyrics :P lol...but this has pretty much been my mindset over the past month or so. TOBY KEITH A Little Too Late Written by Toby Keith, Dean Dillon and Scott Emerick It's a little too late, I'm a little too gone; A little too tired of this hangin' on: So I'm lettin' go while I'm still strong enough to. It's got a little too sad, I'm a little too blue; It's a little too bad you were too good to be true. I'm big-time over you baby: it's a little too late. No, I don't wanna talk about, What we can do about us any more. Only time you would be wastin', Is the time it takes to walk right out that door. Yeah, talk about water under the bridge: You should know by now, girl, that's all this is. It's a little too late, I'm a little too gone; A little too tired of just hangin' on: I'm lettin' go while I'm still strong enough to. It's got a little too sad, I'm a little too blue; It's a little too bad you were too good

I Need It
I turn off the lights and I crawl into bed All these worthless thoughts, they race through my head I lay and think of you and your sexy style Then I lay and think of masturbating for a while I slip into a paradise that is all my own A paradise of sex and booze and you're the one I bone I toss, I turn, I moan, I groan and I please myself I open my eyes and I realize I need to hear your Voice for me to get off good I think I've done it too many times Too many times I've fucked with my mind Just as I get my pants undone Masturbation's lost its fun I think that this shit is getting to me I even talk about it when I shoot the breeze I can't help it if I want sex so bad But my finger is the only experience I've ever had I don't know if it's fucking with my health But it's the only way I can please myself I'm sorry if I really gross people out I just can't reach far enough to eat myself out I don't know what it is that really makes me do it The way you walk, the way you t

Sing It Girls!!!
'I WILL SURVIVE' SING IT GIRLS!!! (Maybe in your head, if you are reading this at work!) Ready... set... go... At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years Just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on... But there you are, Another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac And you've brought me a French Fry! I should have known that it was b***s**t, Just a sad pathetic dream, Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans! Go on now - go, walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking When we say size doesn't count??!! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, wi

R.i.p. Sean Taylor
Washington Redskins star safety Sean Taylor was in critical condition Monday in Palmetto Bay, Fla., after he was shot during what police are investigating as a possible armed robbery at his home. The 24-year-old player was in the intensive care unit following several hours of surgery at Jackson Memorial Hospital, although doctors were encouraged late in the day when Taylor responded to simple commands. ''He was responsive to the doctor's request to squeeze his hand and show facial expression, and so the doctors were very happy about that,'' Redskins vice president of football operations Vinny Cerrato said. Taylor lost a ''significant'' amount of blood because the bullet damaged his femoral artery, and doctors were worried about blood flow to the brain, according to family friend Richard Sharpstein, his former lawyer. Sean Taylor Passed away overnight...... He had matured alot since he was drafted just a shame to see a life taken away like this....... Here is a short v

Of Course!
just got a text from one of my besties. "I Just found 4 of the most amazing Christmas gifts for you!" This of course following Sunday's convo of her stating that she didn't have money to spend so each person would get one thing. I HATE when people do that. I can never undergive if anything I overgive. One year me and her got into a present war and I wound up besting her. 25 gifts to her 23. lol

Union Rules And Hookers
A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?" "No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't." "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules." The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do t he girls get?" "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20." "That's more like it!" the union man said. He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd like her," he said. "I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam.

Early Morning Desire
Darkness envelopes me As I reach for you A sad emptiness Velvet shades of blue A hand slides Across the coolness Of the sheets I wish was warmed by you My mind thinks back Remembering The feel of your body Next to mine A sigh escapes My heart rate quickens Lip curves up In reminiscence Two lives entwined One yours, one mine The heat of passion A life long pyre Your lingering touch The hot wetness Of your kisses Upon my lips I feel the tingle Between my thighs As I imagine You there That familiar ache That reaches my soul My body wants you Early Morning Desire I reach instead But it is not the same I miss your lips My lips inflamed And in short time I release my need And remember OUR Early Morning Desire It is still dark As I reach for you My heart pounds still But I feel less blue With your memory On my lips A moistened fire Early Morning Desire

How He Would Wake Me Up~ By Tw
Another hot story from TW he sure knows how to start a day ;)Ty sweetie! how id wake u up baby... I smiled as I looked over to you and saw you lying on you side facing away from me, curled up with the covers just over your knees. Neither of us had the strength last night to put anything on, and just the site of you lying there in the soft morning sun began to excite me. Sliding over to you, I gently moved your hair away from your neck and lightly began to taste the back of your neck with my lips. You moved just slightly as your deep breathing told me you were still sleeping. I moved down the bed and ran my tongue slowly along your thigh. As I lightly kissed my way up, the scent of our lovemaking grew stronger, exciting me further. I reached the beginnings of your thighs and slid my tongue along your lips then slightly inside of you. I heard you moan and your legs opened just a bit as you began to awaken. Sinking my tongue deeper into you, your hips moved to meet me. "OMG baby" I

It Will Be Strange
yes thats right jesse its in german hahahhahah Es wird so fremd sein, wenn Ihres gegangenes. aufwachend neben Ihnen mehr. keine späte Nacht keine Küsse nicht streichelt, und wird nein Haut gedrückt nah wärmen. ich wünsche, dass Sie. nicht verlassen würden, oder wenigstens nimmt mich mit Ihnen. abzubauen, aber ich errate, dass ich verstehe. seines gerechtes alot verletzen geht, wenn Sie schließlich verlassen. es macht schon., wenn unser Mietvertrag auf und ist, den Sie entscheiden Schließlich um aus Staat wir zu bewegen, werden ein Jahr beenden und drei Monate oder so um ohne einen Tag auseinander zu verbringen,. macht es mich so traurig. im Sie deshalb viel und ich wahrscheinlich leer für eine lange Zeit ohne Sie. ich Sie deshalb viel. ich immer Sie verpassen gehend werden fühlen liebe werde lieben

I Miss You...
Baby I miss you, More than you can know. It killed me, The day I had to let you go. Baby I cried, All of that night. You just left me, A note by the light. I can't believe, How you left me. But don't wory, I forgive you baby. You called me on the phone, About a week ago. You told me that, You missed me. And baby, I miss you too. But baby I'm about, To go. I know that you, Don't want me to. And I'm missing you, But I can't tell you so. Tyler Montgomery 7 Nov 01

How Do You Eat It?
so a coworker brought in cinnamon rolls for us and myself and another girl just dug right in. she thought we were weird because we didn't warm it up. do you heat up your cinnamon rolls or just eat it cold?

Help
I went to see my boyfriend and everything went fine untill I went in the shower and when I came out and he was gone and left me a message that sorry had to go and explian later he has also blocked me from his myspace page so I can't even message him at all Help

Stop Askin
ok plz stop askin me to add u to ma family list if i wanted u on der i would have added u and i dont have ne picz of me dat r naked n neva well so dont ask me to take ne i have a hubby and a wifey so respect dat im here to make friends not nething else so dont try.i flirt yes but doesnt mean i wanna hook up or sleep wit u im tried of getin harassed by all tha prevs so plz do me a favor stop harassin me askin me if u can see me nakd stop all tha dirty comments if i wana b ur friend i will let u know

Top 10 Ways To Liven Up A Meeting
TOP TEN TRICKS TO LIVEN UP A MEETING Stand up and act indignant. Demand that the boss tell you the 'real' reason this meeting has been called. Spill coffee on the conference table. Produce a little paper boat and sail it down the table. During a meeting, each time the boss makes an important point, (or at least one he/she seems to consider important), make a little noise like you are building up to an orgasm. Stay behind as everyone else, including the boss, leaves. Thank them for coming. Give a broad wink to someone else at the table. In time, wink at everyone. Sometimes shake your head just a little, as if to indicate that the speaker is slightly crazy and everybody knows it. Arrange to have a poorly-dressed young woman with an infant quietly enter the meeting, stare directly at the (male) speaker for a while, burst into tears, then leave the room. Bring a hand puppet, preferably an animal. Ask it to clarify difficult points. When there is a call for questions, lea

Remembering And Wanting
I remember you, And the way you are. Your voluptuous lips, Your warm soft glow. How it felt when you held me in your arms. All the words you said, And how they still ring in my head. Wondering if promises are kept. Wondering if you meant what you said. In this world so full of chaos and disappear. You were my escape, Everything I held dear. Will I go to my grave, Always wanting you? Will any of my dreams ever come true? If I give up my hope, Would it be easier? If I give up on love, Will I live a free and easy life? Nothing is ever as it seems to be. I am always sitting and wondering. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved.

Innocent Thoughts.
His eyes are one me. What does he want? Why is he looking at me like that? Is that the look someone gives when they're imagining you naked? I’m fiddling nervously. He knows I know. Is he going to make a move? He will. I know it. I can see the lust in his eyes. Why aren’t I distracting him somehow? Do I want him just as bad? I’m a virgin. There’s no way... is there? I swallow heavily. He’s coming over. He reaches a hand to my face. Don’t do that. I might end up co-operating. Now he’s sitting beside me. I’m trying to keep my cool, but I’m trembling too hard. Oh no. He’s kissing me! How did this happen? Please stop. It feels so good. I find myself kissing him back. Wait… where’s his hand goi… OH! That was unexpected. Why am I letting him get away with this!? Oh please, don’t nibble my neck; I’ll bite you back harder. Oh god. Did I just growl at him? He’s so fucking sexy. His touch – so gentle. I want him to stop… I’m not ready for this. But… it feels so damn good! Please don’t lick there,

Glitter Pics.. Want One See Here
Would you like a glitter pic?? Yea yea soooo bored soo gladly taking orders for glitter pictures. Here are some examples Just tell me here or in private message 1. your fave color or colors 2. what you want it to say 3. any special font characters in it. I am limited to what I can do but I will try. example of font characters.. stars/hearts/christmas or holiday themed/women/faeries If you would like a certain kind of text let me know. Otherwise its just what I think will look nice on it. 4. send me the link to the picture you want. "No you don't have to do anything for the pictures. Though a few rates would be nice ;) disciple is pretty far off :P :P"

Origin Of Yule
A celebration of the winter solstice has been held since time immemorial in the Northern Hemisphere. Throughout the ages the festival has had many names. It is certain that a mid-winter festival called Yule was celebrated in the Nordic countries well before the year 1000. Though challenged by some scholars, the fact that Yule/Jól was celebrated in Iceland and throughout the Northern Hemisphere well before the advent of Christianity is now widely accepted. The exact date, or dates, that Yule was celebrated is not certain, but it was probably connected to the full moon nearest the winter solstice. The calendar has been changed many times since, and it is impossible to reconcile the references to an exact date. The name itself has been retained in many languages-- Yule - Jól - Jul even if the cause for celebration has shifted from the sun reversing its downward path, shining ever longer each day, to the birth of Jesus. This linguistic retention of the name should be proof enough that t

Christmas Carols For The Disturbed
CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED * 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? * 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings ARE Disoriented * 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas * 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me * 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and..... * 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me * 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire * 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why * 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? * 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Fooking Downraters
well I just had my first lovely experience with a downrater please lets show him the love he just showed me because I wouldn't give him my messenger info Da White S...: whatever, you're fuckin ugly anyway ->Da White S...: sorry I dont give that out to just anyone especially people i dont know Da White S...: to chat on there, why else? ->Da White S...: why? Da White S...: k, what's you yahoo or msn? ->Da White S...: yes Da White S...: DO u have yahoo or msn messenger? ->Da White S...: k Da White S...: questionf or u ok? Da White Sox rated you a '1'! · Sorimar just walked into the bar! · Da White Sox just checked you out

Wait A Minute
ok, let me first say I love my hubby and I want no one else~! I love to talk and that is all. Yesterday my friend (who I thought was a friend) blocked me. I still can't figure that out. Oh, well....but she said something about me wanting her man and that she wasn't going anywhere~well, I don't want him and I ain't leaving my man for someone who is a player~!! that being said let's move along and get over it~! I have no particular plans for the weekend. The kids are dying to go gift shopping for each other. We counted up their change bowl and they have to split what is in there. So far they have about $11 each. Not much you think, but to a 5 year old....it's a fortune. Now my kids get what they need all the time. It's things they want they don't get all the time. Yea they get rewarded and get special things but they have to earn it. I had to when I was growing up so they have to also. I am a firm believer in making my kids responsible for their actions. I love my kids

You're My Heroiiiiine......
Ugh damn it. As the day draws to an end I have a bad feeling I'm going to have to meet one of my besties at our friend's house to break up a fight. I don't feel like fighting a guy tonight but whatever. I'm sure as hell not gonna just let him hit her if he tries. He's a monster and he'd probably destroy her since she's never fought before. Persia to the rescue... again.

Today At Taco Bell
Here's a great example of how stupid some people are. Today I was trying to give my order at the local Taco Bell's drive-up. Here is how it went, as best I can remember it: Employee: "Welcome to Taco Bell. How are you today?" Okay, first of all, how is my state of being relevant to this transaction? One thing should be obvious, which is that I'm hungry -- and that's all that matters, not that it's any of her concern. But I replied evenly with, "I'm well enough thanks. Would you like to take my order?" Employee: "Yes sir, go ahead." Me: "Okay, first I'd like six soft tacos. Make three with beef, and the rest with chicken. And please make the three with chicken without salsa." As always, I had enunciated this quite clearly so that there couldn't possibly be any misunderstanding. Employee: "That was three beef soft tacos and what else?" Hmmm...apparently I was mistaken. Me: "I said, three beef and three with chicken, and don't put salsa on the chicken." Clear enough? No.

Dreams
You came back home after a long leave now your taking off to follow your dreams. Don't you understand That's all I want too, to find and make my dreams come true. They may not match but it's all I have my dreams to find of love and happiness. Somewhere out there is my true destiny someone, somewhere searching trying hard to find me.

Explaining Lies
You promised me that you'd come home but here I sit by myself, alone. Why did you lie to me and raise my hopes so high? Now they're ground to dust, just tell me why. How do I explain to her that her daddy's not home? How do I explain your lies and the reason that you're gone? I am the one that must dry her poor, unhappy, tear-stained face while you remain where ever you are running around all over the place.

For The Guys
just gonna vent pretty much because im tired of hearing from friends what guys have said and done to them and then hear guys say all they want is a good girl and that good guys finish last well news flash boys your gonna get from a girl what you dish out if you want her to treat you right and have respect for you and be faithful to you then you should be man enough to do the same fucking thing for her i just think its so stupid that guys want to say that they are a good guy and finish last well the only reason your supposedly finishing last is your damn fault not your friends not your ex not the girl down the street or the person that serves you your fast food its YOURS if you would stop being such a damn titty baby and grow the fuck up and be more mature you just might find a decent girl the really sad thing is you guys have probably had half a dozen good girls come along but you look them over because they are quiet or they are not wild or stick out like a sore thumb you`d rather hav

Tomorrow's High Tech Clothing
Fashion always keeps at least one eye on the future. Now scientists are lending a hand, developing tomorrow's super-powered clothing such as garments that can recharge your MP3 player and exoskeletons that enhance strength. For instance, electronics could get recharged in the future simply by plugging them into your outerwear, because Australian researchers are designing clothing that can harvest energy from a person. The garments would incorporate devices to convert vibration energy from a person's movements into electricity. Advanced conductive fabrics would carry this energy to flexible batteries. "It will look like an ordinary garment but have extraordinary capabilities," said Adam Best, principal research scientist with Australia's Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organization's energy technology division. CSIRO scientists announced US$4 million in funds for such research Oct. 17. "This kind of technology has important applications for soldiers in the field and coul

Ugliness
Am I ugly ????????????? Body: POST THIS AND SEE HOW MANY MESSAGES U GET..... (1) ugly (2) O.K. (3) cute (4) hot (5) sexy (6) Fine (7) BANGGGIINN!!! (8) I would kiss you (9) I want to have kids (10) Wanna go out? Seriously. tell me in my inbox, post me a bulletin or comment..i wanna know...be truthful Repost this or see 9 years of bad relationships Repost Am I Ugly??

Myspace
OK... so I broke down and signed up for MySpace.. hehe... I know.. I am a traitor... but I know a few people on there and figured, WHY NOT! Anyway, if anyone is on there, feel free to add me, I am just starting so there isn't much to my page yet... Here is the link... http://www.myspace.com/angldragn Fu-Luv to You All!!! *~AngL~*

New Photo's !!
Happy Monday I hope you had a good weekend. I've added some new photo's to my 'all things christmas' album plus some awareness ribbons to my 'causes i support' album. Please stop by and leave some love. Thanks heaps Lin xx

Virgin Nightmare
A virgin girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. * * * * * * * * * Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. * * * * * * * * * At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. * * * * * * * * * That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" * * * * * * * * * The boy goes ins

12 Pains Of Christmas
The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Is finding a Christmas tree The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Hangovers Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Sending Christmas cards Hangovers Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Five months of bills! Sending Christmas cards Hangovers Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Facing my in-laws Five months of bills! Oh, I hate those Christmas cards! Hangovers Rigging up these lights! And finding a Christmas tree The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: The Salvation Army Facing my in-laws Five months of bills! Sending Christmas cards Oh, geez! I'm t

Muscle Contractions
A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm???" She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies." The Professor laughed so hard he could not continue with the class.

~married Again~
Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question. WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would? (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure. It's a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably. It is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND: "No. I'm sure she'd want her own." WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?" HUSBAND: "Yes. Those are always good times." WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?" HUSBA

Poetry Of Course!!
One Person One good person in life can make all the bad people disappear. One person can make all the pain seem like a dream. One person can smile and light up an entire room. One person can make the world a better place. One person can give another hope. One person can make a dream come true. One person can give another love. That one person is you. :by Addon

Ready
Someone comes into your life and you know your love will last forever but they had other plans. And while your heart is mending it won't allow anyone closer than a heartbeat. By the time your heart has fully mended it has forgotten about the pain and ready to love again. Look at my heart and you'll see all the battle scars but it's ready to love again.

Untitled
My mind is spinning, From all you have said. I sit and ponder, As I hold my head. I listen closely to my heart, And all the signs that I ignored. I wonder if maybe I should walk away from you. Knowing you has made me see a different side of me. Unconditional love I carry for you. I have tried to walk away before, But it has never done me any good. When I tired, I always have come back. There is a connection you have in my soul you see. A committment I made in another place with you. Maybe you and I will be in eternity, But right now you just are not healthy for me. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved.

Military Men
-Underwear is entirely optional at all times -You have pooped in the same bag you ate from. -You put that bag into your Ruck next to your sleeping bag. -You've pooped in a hole more than a porta potty -Every time you poop, you tell everyone everything about it. -You go on missions with your fly undone so you can piss while pulling security. -You have no problem running 5 miles drunk. -You have no problem maxing a PT Test drunk. -You have no problems doing a 12-mile foot march drunk. -You have no problems but drinking problems, and you don't think it’s a problem at all. -You would fight for a guy you barely know, as long as he's an Infantry Men. -You'd fight your best friend, even though he's an Infantry Men. -Monday morning formation should be taped and sent in to the Howard Stern Show. -You know someone who has done the following: 1. Pissed themselves, shit themselves, puked on themselves, and in turn did all of the above on other people, and loved it 2. Kille

Goofy Goober!
First of all, good morning. :D Secondly, Luvy has got to be the goofiest kid in the world. The movies she finds on TV kill me. Yesterday her, myself, sibbers, and nene were watching The Hebrew Hammer in my room. Seriously, find that movie. I laughed so hard that I thought I was going to have an accident. I gotta get it on DVD. It was the one time the three kids sat still and watched a movie and we were all laughing.

Just A Car Crash Away
Love is a fire. Burns down all that it sees. Burns down everything. Everything you think Burns down Everything you say. She blew me her death-kiss And the mouth-marks Bled down my eye, Like her dying On my windshield. I can already feel Her worms Eating my spine. So how can it be this lonely? Is this all we get For our lives? Is love only sweeter when One of dies? Then I knew that our love was Just a car crash away. I knew that our love was just a car crash away. I knew that our love was Just a car crash away. I knew that our love was Just a car crash away. Love is a fire. Burns down all that it sees. Burns down everything. Everything you think Burns Down Everything you say. I knew that our love was Just a Car Crash Away.

How To Tell How A Man Makes Love...
You can tell how a man makes love... A man and a woman were about to go into his house after the first date, and before he could open his door, the woman said, "Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door." The man says, "Well, give me some examples." The woman proceeds to tell him, "Well, the first way is, if a guy shoves his key into the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me." "The second way is if a man fumbles around and can't seem to find the hole, then that means he is inexperienced and that isn't for me either." Then the woman said, "Honey, how do you unlock your door?" The man proceeds to say, "Well, first, before I do anything else, I lick the lock."

One More Chance
One More Chance Visions of you race through my mind, Oh how I wish I could turn back the hands of time. A simple moment of utter joy and bliss, Could it have saved all the wonderful things we miss? The wind whispers your name as it passes my ear, Will it bring you back to me after all these years? Your never alone while I'm alive, It's the thought of you that helps me survive. Blocked by these cold walls of stone, A chill runs deep into my bones, yet I know. Through it all, I'll never be left alone. Some say your too young to love, I repent from them knowing your from up above. Your heart has been broken, pieces stole away, Still your love for me has yet to sway. A moments patience is all I need, To remind myself your right here next to me!

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Open letter to Tax Payers. Dear Tax Payers: The only thing the Internal Revenue Service has not taxed is your Pecker. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is pissed off, 20% of the time it is hard up, and 10% of the time it is employed but operates in the hole. Furthermore, it has two dependents and they are both nuts. Accordingly, after March 1, 1986, your Pecker will be taxed, based on its size, using the Pecker-Checker Scale. Determine your category and insert the additional tax under "Other Taxes", Page 2, Part V, line 69 of your Standard Income Tax Return. PECKER - CHECKER SCALE 10-12 inches* / Luxury Tax............... $50.00 8-10 inches / Pole Tax................. $25.00 6-8 inches / Privilege Tax............ $15.00 4-6 inches / Nuisance Tax............. $ 5.00 * Males with peckers in excess of 12 inches should be filed under "Capital Gains". NOTE: Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refu

Goings On
well we got our first snow of the season yesterday. About 3" at the most. Unfortunately, not enough to close work. So it's off to work this morning then I have my pre-op appointment at the hospital. Then one week from today I go in for surgery. Once thats done I'll be home for 2-3 weeks recovering (oh joy). So keep me in your thoughts next Thursday. oh... btw.. Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m"

Storm
I'm alive and well after making it through Sunday's nights - Monday mornings hurricane force winds! We had winds clocked at 81 but here in Montesano it was definately higher. We lost half our roof and our house even rocked back and forth at one point which was pretty scary! We've been out and about and seen first hand the devistation in Grays Harbor County. We got power back last night but there are people still without tonite. My husbands work was destroyed by the storm too. It's going to be a tight Xmas this year for us! And prayers go out to our friends in Centralia and Chehalis who are flooded out of their homes and lost everything! We lucky in comparison!

The Ultimate Adult Survey
The Ultimate Adult Survey (I don't make them up, I just pass them on) 1: Do you like it rough or sensual?: both 2: Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: opposite 3: How often do you like to have sex?: A lot more than I do............. 4: Is sex a top priority for you?: it's up there, but not number 1 5: Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: sometimes 6: How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: If I have to get drunk to do it, she probably isn't worth it 7: How do you feel about one night stands?: not my preference, but sometimes ya just gotta I suppose 8: How many one night stands have you had?: a few 9: What's your favorite position?: Wolfie style baby 10: Where's your favorite place to have sex?: doesn't matter really 11: Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: both, there is a time and place for both 12: Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: yes

My Yearning Mouth
With precision your thighs adjust accommodating my chiseled jaw; no movement is necessary. You respond however in thrusts that fire me as your hips move involuntarily in time with my yearning mouth. Fingernails in my hair maybe imagined for I am lost. Too dreamy to think rationally or to worry about consequences. Yes, people will be hurt but the pleasure is too perfect.

One Day
Lost and confused in a world of pain Searching for a door to stop the rain I've been up mountains but always fall down I'm just trying to cross this frozen ground I will look high and low so don't feel bad for me My heart will continue to beat its lonely plea On day I will find someone who understands All I have is love to give in this lonely distant land

Thoughts
I haven't written in my blog in a while and just needed to let loose all the thoughts going through my mind. I have only told 5 guys that I love them and meant it. 4 out of those 5 guys still have a spot in my heart. Michael will always be special for he is my first love. Gary was my one true love. Jason is the one guy who went from being loved to being hated (if you really must know ask me in a message) Rich saw me at my lowest and was able to bring me to a happy life again. And Tom it slipped out and the feelings were there. I am slowly trying to get these feelings out of my heart so I can move into a healthier relationship without all this baggage. Some of the guys I have lost these feelings of love. Michael I see purely as a friend no matter how much he wants me to move to Arizona to start again and Jason all I feel is hatred. Rich, Gary, and Tom I still am fighting feelings for. So I decided to remain single until these feelings have gone away.

The Orchid Is Black
I am weak and my chains are growing into my skin like leaches. I'm Lost in the wilderness, and scared to be eaten by the beast. I must creep along the grass to go unheard, before I am captured. My punishment will be unspeakable, and unbearable for my inner strength. The war gods are coming, I can hear there foot steps on the hollow ground. But the beast shows no mercy, as he devowers them all. I cry out to the ever so powerful mercyful god to release me from this hell. But he has come, he is here..oh so much pain I feel as he is consuming me. My life is fading, oh beast...you have my soul for eternity..For these chains have held me for your victory.

Far Out Friends
Well in the Christmas spirit I thought I'd pimp some of my friends out on my own Disco Sleigh. These are some GROOVY friends so please go show them some Fu-Love! REDHAWK@ fubar BooBoo@ fubar BrattyBytch@ fubar HELLCAT O'NINE TALES@ fubar LSD's SHELL ~~I LUV MY A&A's~FU-ENGAGED 2 ANDREA~~CLUB F.A.R.~~@ fubar Kyz@ fubar Vicky a.k.a. Pooh@ fubar MishNumber1 W.I.S.E U.K Friends Owner S*U*P, Club FAR & The Sisterhood Memberbr @ fubar LilBamaGirl WRR and Rebbi'z Rambunctious Noize Fan ~Shadow Leveler@ fubar Princess Wife to DrUnKeN

Life
Well it has been a very eventful week for me.This past Sunday the region I live in flooded and was reported it is a natural disaster area!I am very lucky that nothing bad happend to me or my husband or daughter or our other family.The only damage that was done was our entire fence in our backyard was knocked over due to wind gusts of 90miles an hour!We were going to replace the fence anyway so that I am not worried about.But I know so many people who are without power and it is going on day 6now!Others have trees falling on their homes,cars and it is really awful.I hate hearing people saying I lost roof shingles or my Christmas ornaments when there are now homeless families or families dealing with much more severe damages other than some stupid shingles!!!The good news is people are strong and we always buck up and move foreward no matter what life or weather may throw our way!!!

I Was Very Depressed When I Wrote This One....
Dieing In My Sorrows Sorrow is what i feel but its one thing i cannot heal They all shall be crying as they see me dieing For destiny is the question so i ask myself why am i so shy I can't cope with the dispair so why do so many people act like they care My true self is drifting slowly as my finger tips are going numb My blood flow is going real slow as my heart beat is going undertoe So this is how it is and this is where i lie so leave me be and don't say goodbye just leave me here to die in my sorrows. By, Lady Whisper aka Ericka Boyer

A Bitch Is Fucking With Me
Oh guys! I'm fuming... This is a work related issue I would like to hear what you all think about this. In My daily office work I have to call to a Government office many times a day because it is part of My job, I have a very good relationship with the Boss in that office and he help Me a lot with the things I have to do. His secretary is a plain and simple Bitch!, she has had problems with basically everyone in that office and other people, she is just a grumpy old woman and nobody likes her. Since she is the one who answers the phone, I get to talk to her many times a day, I just simply ask for the boss and she will transfer the calls... many times she leaves Me on hold for too long until I hang up (I think she does this on purpose) anyway, I don't say anything else to her other than just ask for the guy. Yesterday, I went out with My boss to deal with some customer and we needed to talk to the Boss of that other office I'm telling you about, in regards of the situation.

Have Some Holiday Cheer
When it asks for your name, just put in your first name. Watch it all and you'll find out why. Make sure you have the sound on - something to put a smile on your face! http://www.busybus.co.uk/design/xmas_santa.swf Merry Christmas and all the best to you in the New Year!!!

A Submissive Girl Devistated.
I have created a blog earlier that talked about how breaking a collar in a D/s relationship can be just as hard if not harder to deal with... as it is to break up in a normal vanilla relationship. After all was said and done with Master Mirror I found this to be very true. Much like a person wants to decide to give up on love, I almost decided to give up on the lifestyle. There has been a lot that has happened to me, and things I have learned and ways that I have grown since then and once again my thoughts and feelings and passion of the lifestyle are growing again. Now this entry I am taking the time to get out everything that I have held in, and everything that I had kept to myself as to how I was feeling in my devastation. There is a balance to be held with the lifestyle and the trust one puts in another. There is trust on both parts. What happens when that trust is broken? Now I know in my situation it came on both parts. Many things had run through my head. Was I not

Florida Beach House Rental
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The Feelings Of Guilt
LETS SEE WHERE I BEGIN, 7 YEARS AGO, I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO SEE MY MOM DUE TO SOME FUCKED UP FAMILY MEMBERS THAT I DO NOT CLAIM, MY MOM HAS HAD 5 STROKES HER FIRST ONE HIT WHEN SHE WAS 46 YEARS OF AGE, I HAVE A COUSIN WHO IS VERY JEALOUS OF ME, AND MY MOM AND HOW CLOSE WE WERE SINCE HER AND HER MOM WAS NOT. WELL THE FIRST STROKE I QUIT MY JOB TO TAKE CARE OF HER, WHEN SHE HAD HER SECOND STROKE MY FAMILY AND I CAME TO AN UNDERSTANDING THAT WE WOULD SHARE THE RESPONSIBILITY CAUSE I HAD TO TAKE CARE OF MY 2 DAUGHTERS AND WORK, WELL MY AUNT AND COUSIN DECIDED TO GET AN RESTRAINING ORDER SAYING I ABUSED MY MOM, WHEN I NEVER DID, THEY WANTED FULL CONTROL OF MY MOM AND HER ASSETTS, I WAS NOT ABLE TO SHOW UP TO COURT AS I WAS NOT INFORMED THEY LIE ABOUT EVERYTHING AND PLUS MY COUSIN IS A PATHELOGICAL LIAR WELL SHE ABUSED MY MOM, I KNOW FROM FIRST HAND AS I SAW IT HAPPEN AND I COULDNT DO ANYTHIN ABOUT IT, WELL, THEY LIED TO ME AND MY AUNT WHO LIVES UP HERE WITH ME THAT THEY HAD POWER OF ATTORNE

D.
I'm holdin' on your rope, Got me ten feet off the ground. And I'm hearin' what you say, But I just can't make a sound. You tell me that you need me, Then you go and cut me down... But wait... You tell me that you're sorry, Didn't think I'd turn around... And say... That it's too late to apologize. It's too late... I said it's too late to apologize. It's too late. Yeah! You fucked this one up D. I'd take another chance, Take a fall, take a shot for you. I need you like a heart needs a beat, But it's nothin' new. I loved you with a fire red, Now it's turnin' blue... And you say... Sorry, like an angel Heaven let me think was you... But I'm afraid...

Withdrawing Again
I feel myself running again Same old story, same old end. I thought you loved the real me But you only love who you want me to be. I cant see love in the light that you do You want to share me and I have to share you It's not how love was meant to be Them being with you, you being with me You tell me that there is a compromise And yet either way Im crushed inside I can walk away and just let you go Or you can have others as I die slow How the fuck can I be true to everyone else When you're asking me not to be true to myself And yet the ties that bind us run deep I can't walk away, only sit here and weep So now its time to go back in my shell And realize that love is nothing but hell Same old story, same old end Into my heart I'm withdrawing again

Knowing What You Know
Sometimes I wonder how you sleep at night Knowing what you know Sometimes I wonder how you can smile like that Knowing what you know Sometimes I wonder how you can just sit there and pretend it doesn't hurt Knowing what you know Sometimes I wonder how you can live a lie Knowing what you know and... Knowing what you know Sometimes I wonder just how you live with yourself Knowing what you know Sometimes I wonder just where your conscience has gone Knowing what you know Sometimes I wonder just how she ever came to trust you Knowing what you know Sometimes I wonder if you feel an ounce of remorse and... Sometimes I wonder... Knowing what you know... Just when, if ever, you'll let the truth be known