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One Flaw In Women
One Flaw In Women By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved c

Halloween - Two Wizards
Halloween - Two Wizards by TonyDowse © TWO WIZARDS The place was a whirling cacophonous jostle of laughing, shouting, some impatiently crying, children - each one hell-bent on obtaining their choice, that is until they saw some other child's undoubtedly even better one. It was my first taste of the pre-Halloween hell of hiring a child's costume - but then in the year since the divorce I had had many such new experiences. Josh, my eight year old son, had been planning for weeks to go as his absolutely favourite character - 'Spiderman' - that was until his teacher had come up with her own plan. Recognising the realities of 21st century life, in which not all 'families' were nuclear, she had proposed, very generously I thought, to organise an evening that all the children could be involved in - including those whose parent/s or carer/s might actually be working. She had co-opted those adults who were able to help out and organised the class into several groups, so the occ

The Halloween Party By Goblinbox ©
The Halloween Party by goblinbox © There are times in one's life when the lines between fantasy and reality get blurred. Your imagination can ask you questions the your rationale cannot answer. The wonder of it all becomes your guide into life's mysterious wilderness...and yet somehow the most simplest of things can seem so unreal, as if the mundane no longer exists, or at least, not be acknowledged. That's when you know that a new chapter will begin in your life, and then after the first page of the rest of your life is written, all the previous pages become an archive to the illusion of your past...and that is where I begin. My lover, Vanessa, and I had received an invitation to a Halloween party. It was the usual costume type affair that we get invited to each year; for which allows us to use our creativity and culture awareness to create the most clever of costumes. We usually do a couples-type arrangement: like a Bonnie and Clyde in our earlier giddy-like years, to somethi

Kinda Sweet Lol
I Still Love You After all the years apart And the pain we put each other through with every passing day My heart still calls for you I need you in my life As hard as it is for me To see past everything And know what the truth may be I still love you no matter how much I say I don't This heart should give up but we both know that it won't From the first time I looked into your eyes passed the last time we said goodbye I've needed you in my life but I don't know if it's worth the price The broken hearts we have endured The poisious love that can't be cured flows through my veins like wildfire cuz no one else can take me higher I still love you no matter how much I say I don't This heart should give up but we both know that it won't I don't know I could take you back in my world But I think about you night and day girl your the only right I've ever known and without you my hearts grown cold yet the pain of all the memories where I hurt you and

Dorothy & Edna
Dorothy and Edna, two senior widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer." Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a luxury car...a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner...a marvelous dinner...lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times!" Dorothy: "Goodness gracious!...so you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him?" Edna: "No, no, no...I'm just

Airplane
Blonde Joke A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY LOS ANGELES TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO- PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT. THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T

Friendship
stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry *&=#$*+, or !^!$$, who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be... until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend". Send this to all 10 of your friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4. Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, b

Joke Of The Day 11/11/06
The train was travelling along when a beautiful young woman entered the compartment which was deserted except for a businessman reading his paper. The man peered over his paper and asked "Would you let me fuck you for a dollar?" "Certainly not!" exclaimed the young woman, and the businessman returned to his paper. A short while later he looked across again and said "Would you let me fuck you for a million dollars?" After a brief pause, the woman replied "yes, I suppose I would." Again the man returned to his newspaper. A few minutes later the man asked "Would you let me fuck you for five dollars?" "Certainly not!" replied the young woman, getting angry now "What kind of girl do you take me for?" "We've already established that" replied the man, "We're just haggling over the price!"

Priests
>> > Two priests are off to the showers late one >> > night. They undress and step into the showers >> > >> > before they realize there is no soap. >> > >> > Father John says he has soap in his room and >> > goes to get it, not bothering to dress. >> > >> > He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, >> > and heads back to the showers. He is halfway >> > down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his >> > way. >> > Having no place to hide, he stands against >> > the wall and freezes like he's a statue. >> > >> > The nuns stop and comment on how life-like >> > he looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and >> > pulls on his >> > manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap. >> > >> > "Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap >> > dispenser". To test her theory the second nun also >> > pulls on his >> > manhood. Sure enough, he drops the second bar of >> > soap. >> > >> > Now the third nun decides to have a go. She >> > pulls once

Things To Do At Walmart
Things to do @ wal-mart 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around th

A Womans And Mans Prayer
Woman's Prayer ----------------------------- Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep One who is handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks. When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed. When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempt to hit on my friend. Amen. +++++++++++++++++++++ MAN'S PRAYER ----------------------------- I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a boat. Amen

Melt Away Your Ex Boyfriend Lmao
Ok .. I found this and Had to Show ya'll .. What a hoot .. Here's the Advert for it Melt Away Your Brown Hair Ex Boyfriend Candle Ha! "He took you from the heat of passion to burnining mad..." so why not "watch him slowly melt into oblivion?" Brunette figurine candle also features a place to write his name. 2 1/2" tall. Imported. Too Damn Funny

Halloween Party
Halloween Party by damonX © Halloween. October 31st and I didn't have any plans. I had a bit of a headache so I decided to take a little walk around the dorms. I had heard that there was a big costume party going on somewhere but I hate to dress up. The halls were pretty quiet for a friday night so I figured everyone must be out for the night. As I stepped out of the stairwell I heard a mix of voices coming from down the hall. As I continued my boredom induced trek, a small group of girls turned the corner and came into view. Like most residence girls they were butt ugly, but there was one that certainly caught my attention. She was dressed like a french maid (which is kind of a fetish of mine), with a very short maid skirt and fishnet stockings. I had seen her around a few times before, but she had never really cauhgt my attention. Untill now that is! As my eyes wandered from her cute face and curly blonde hair to those luscious legs I began to feel a familiar feeling in my balls.

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B.g. (tha Put On)
Los Angeles, tha bac yard of 1 of my friends from childhood, I stand n tha middel of 17 friends n a fighting position, my oldest friend cums first he swings & a hard fist hits my jaw, he & I r in tha center throwin blows as if we didnt know each other ( but theres a difference between put on & put off, when yr put off u r tha unwanted), he & I r fighting 4 a few minets toe 2 toe & then cums another friend, and then another until its tha full 17 & in tha middel of all that is a young man provin himself 2 his friends. Thja ratpac last 4 about 30 seconds which seems like 4ever, but at last as soon as it started its over, hugs and hand shakes go around, dont get me wrong we were friends at tha start & we r even closer friends at tha end of, and what emerges from that tight bond of friends is a B.G. ( Baby Gangsta )& tha life that cums after that is another story in its self.Alot of u ask do I still live that life well tha answer is no, tha hood I was from disbanded & everyone went there ow

Babysitting
Hi. My name is mandy. I live near Charlotte, North Carolina. I have been a babysitter for about a year now. I would perfer to watch childern at least two years old. For more detail message me. Mandy P.S. If you know anyone near my area that needs a babysitter let them know about me.

I Am Poured From You
I am poured from your hands like heated glass, not quiet a liquid not yet solid. Your hands move over me, smoothing me out, making me what you want me to be. I make no choice, I remain only yours. You are the creator, I am but your creation. You'll set me aside, watch me. This angle and that. Twist me, break me melt me back down and start again. Each time your hands smooth out flaws. But each time I am weaker. Cracks will show within You make a perfect circle around me, a witch ball of colors and styles. Inside I am trapped into what you want me to be. Still your hands smooth. Until the glass breaks, and I fall to the floor, free of your smoothing hands, free of what you want, I am flawed and disconnected, But I am my own

Effigy
I am fallen into the shallowness of spirit, as one slips into a coma, shock and trauma rock like tsunami waves. Each a threat in itself, but all one whole. You've twisted logic till I can to be blame. No longer the girl you love, no longer beautiful and bold, but blame Five foot tall blame. You amuse me still. Facts ran rampant over your body, your wax effigy of a real man. So many fooled, yet I never told. And then with a vibration, I knew, all too late, that i was damned. I had shifted from the weightily poet, to the flirty vapid girl. I never wanted to be a girl, let alone your girl. I would rather be the ocean. Not the speck watching the ocean come up on me. I ramble, I rage, I rant, and I rave, But not of this will do us any good. And like a tsunami my anger soon fades, leaving nothing but gray skies, and the landmarks of what depth I used to have.

More About Hubby
well scott called yesterday and hes doing really good he said that hes above adv. on all of his training..hes graduating in the 19th of december..we are proud of him and cant wait till he gets home..

Female Football Contest
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Re: New Music
HWY GUYS I'VE JUST ADDED SOME MUSIC TO MY SITE GO CHECK IT OUT RATE IT AND TELL ME WHAT YOU GUYS THINK I THINK IT NEEDS WORK BUT I NEED YOUR HELP AND FEED BACK TO DO IT MANY THANXS NOW STOP READIN AND GO RATE AND COMMENT

"why?"
Why do i miss him? He backstabbed me Acted like he didnt care about me at all But then he came back..because i let him Why did i let him come back? I know he doesnt deserve me but maybe just maybe he will change Thats just wishful thinking Why do i let him treat me like this? Why do i care? I try and i try to say this is the last time but everytime i see him i forget and then i forgive How could i be so stupid I sit here and let him walk all over me "I love you" he says "i love u 2" i say jokingly "i rly do" he says i dont believe him i dont want to believe him because im scared to be with him and im scared of him He has me right where he wants me And i Wish he didnt Cuz now he knows he means something and he uses it to his advantage I try to be stubborn and i try to say no but he wont give up and leave me alone.

The Dying Face In The Mirror
Can I make these nightmares into a true identity Can I make them into a feeling similiar of a last touch Here's my voice singing a battle song I can hear the cemetery calling out my name I'm the wind that flows through the branches of a dying willow I am the irony of apathy I apologize to myself for the bitter wounds of a lonely defeat And for the battered bones and a bruised fait I'm sorry Every hour passed is an hour too late It's always forever with me And nothing but words shall burn me (SHALL BURN ME!) Beyond insults, beyond the reckoning (BEYOND THE REGRET! ) Of the fallen demons that were cast to destroy me They failed to stop me now You failed to stop me now I wish to level off here The thoughts of tommorrow keep me awake I want to hide the reasons of realization This is not alright what's going on here Maybe I should sleep? And give myself to the mercy of the nightmares There's no telling what is meant for me Quiet or loud I need a friend right now

Soul Eaters
Run faster I scream they are gaining ground, Trees whipping past our faces deep heavy breaths the only sound. The dark evil beasts that hunt our very souls, Have us trapped in this place hope fading the darkness taking its toll. Sweat pouring down my face my own blood crusted on my lips, My eyes start to sting I can feel the pain in my hips. Stay with me I scream they are right behind us, I look back and see their black hollow sockets death their only lust. My companion is getting weak the tears are beginning to fall, I can not lose it I must be strong all for one and one for all. I can see a clearing ahead the moonlight guiding the way, As we draw nearer the rain begins to fall washing our own sins away. Give me your hand I yell as I try to reach the high land ahead, The hand never reaches me as my companion falls to the ground dead. I look up and see the nasty beast that just took part of my soul, Its jagged teeth bared at me letting me know I'm next to g

Would You?
[_] go out with me? [_] give me your number? [_] kiss me? [_] let me kiss you? [_] watch a movie with me? [_] let me take you out to dinner? [_] let me drive you somewhere [_] cut some rug with me? [_] take a shower with me? [_] be my bf/gf? [_] have a fling with me? [_] let me buy you a drink? [_] take me home for the night? [_] Would you let me sleep in your bed? [_] Sing car karaoke w/ me? [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [_] give me a piggyback ride? [_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere [_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me? [_] dance with me? [_] let me make you breakfast? [_] tap that ass? [_] help me with homework? [_] tickle me to death? [_] let me tickle you? [_] stick up for me if i was being put down? [_] carress my body? [_] play strip poker with me? [_] say yes if i asked you out? [_] have sex with me? [_] get wasted with me? [_] instant message me? [_] greet me in pu

Thoughts
sitting here alone in the quiet without you all i can do is think we once were happy always seemed to have fun no matter how lil money we had now you're gone and we act like we hate each other even though we have a beautiful lil girl how is that possible that over a period of 6 months we have grown to hate one anohter? now im with him and he is the one he makes me so happy and never tries to make me cry somehow he always knows when im down and brings a smile to my face yet sitting here in the quiet i have all these thoughts of what we once had and what we might have had dont know why or where they are coming from i just wish i could hide these thoughts

Christians
This is the best interpretation of being a Christian I have ever read. God Bless All of Us!! Christians - By Maya Angelou When I say... "I am a Christian" I'm not shouting "I'm clean livin'." I'm whispering "I was lost, Now I'm found and forgiven." When I say... "I am a Christian" I don't speak of this with pride. I'm confessing that I stumble and need Christ to be my guide. When I say... "I am a Christian" I'm not trying to be strong. I'm professing that I'm weak And need His strength to carry on. When I say... "I am a Christian" I'm not bragging of success. I'm admitting I have failed And need God to clean my mess. When I say... "I am a Christian" I'm not claiming to be perfect, My flaws are far too visible But, God believes I am worth it. When I say...

Ps3 Factoid
The PlayStation 3Sony's PlayStation debuted in Japan in 1994 and has been widely credited with making gaming a much more mainstream activity. The latest in the series, the PlayStation 3, is due for launch in Japan on 11 November, but will not go on sale in Europe until March 2007. Get a taste of what to expect by clicking on the links below. INTERNAL HARDWARE Cell processor: The IBM-designed Cell processor is the heart of the PS3. It has 234 million transistors and the first versions run at 3.2GHz. It is split into different processing cores that can handle different types of task at the same time. Games developers are only just getting to grips with the processing power of next generation consoles. While games for the Xbox 360 and PS3 look a lot better than games for older consoles, they feel much the same in terms of how on-screen enemies react, the physics of the game worlds and range of facial expressions shown by c

The Dark Pagan Rede
~The Dark Pagan Rede~ We are Witches, We Are Ancients Those that stand out amoung shadows We are weavers, healers and shamans, and warriors Judge and Jury And This is our Creed. Do not Offend, But Defend Give your kin a house if they have no home Remember in all forms are we the goddesses children in one way or another She is the weaver, the threader and the cutter of Life No matter what name she is called, she is the great mother, The All, The Source Know the Great dance and the Spiral is never ending and your day's walk long, and most often someone will try and break your paths But when the wolves tear at your heels, remember only the hardest paths are the paths worth Walking. Life will not be without troubles, fights, hardships And we are not witches too get nor gain For that is but an empty path that leads too greed and the ruin of your soul. We are the witches, singers, shamans, dreamers, weavers, healers and warriors of the wild winds, in the s

No Pain
As I sit here at my desk, I can feel my heart begin to break, As the rain begins to fall, As my body begins to shake. The mist forms in my eyes, As the blood slowly hits the floor, The wetness on the grass, The slick redness of my life splattered on the drawers. My heart begins to slow, The hail has just begun to form, The gun drops from my hands, I know this will be my last storm. Slowly my mind starts to travel, Back to the happy days of my life, I can feel the wind has begun to pick up, The pain becoming a sharp knife. Like the ticking of my clock, My pulse begins to slow, The rain seems to be coming down faster, In the distance I can hear the sound of a crow. The bullet is still warm, As my desk light begins to fade, The leaves are falling from the trees, But I can see the animals are not afraid. My eyes slowly being to close, I can see a rabbit hiding from the rain, No blood I have left, Forever I will feel no pain.

Cities
You Are Austin A little bit country, a little bit rock and roll. You're totally weird and very proud of it. Artistic and freaky, you still seem to fit in... in your own strange way. Famous Austin residents: Lance Armstrong, Sandra Bullock, Andy Roddick What American City Are You?

Whats Your Pizza Personality
Cheese Pizza Traditional and comforting. You focus on living a quality life. You're not easily impressed with novelty. Yet, you easily impress others. What's Your Pizza Personality?

Something Good To Read....
Something good to Read.... Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two 1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. 5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 9 Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how

I Used To Love Him.......
so, Im going through my cds and I find some GNR!!! gotta love the original band! I think the current band is Axl and whoever hes not mad at this week...you know what I mean! The song I used to love her brings back sooo many memories because when it came out my parents were divorcing and I was just being silly and changed the lyrics to make my mom laugh because she was so depressed...granted when they came out I was only allowed to listen to Sweet child o mine and patience because my mom felt that they were to mature for an 11yr old.....which now looking back I totally agree...I mean I wouldnt let my nieces or nephews listen to the majority of their songs so, I guess Im growing up.....OMG!!! no!! IM GROWING UP!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! My mom is the original big kid....she stills sings the toys r us song I dont want to grow up....but thats why I love her plus I look like a carbon copy of her...although I have blue eyes and she has hazel but thats about all the difference there is....its

True Life...
True Life Lying in bed, unable to sleep, nothing helps, even counting sheep. Thoughts in my mind of the upcoming day. The things to do and the bills to pay. Every night is just like the last, life seems like its moving too fast, I cant keep up Im losing my mind Dont have the patience, dont have the time. Tired of this fast pace, need to slow down, rejoin the human race. Finally I drift off to sleep, and just as I do, the clock goes BEEP! Yvonne K Johnson Copyright ©2006 Yvonne Johnson

Lost Weekend
In Market Square, Boston, I sat waiting for you. My hands tremble like I’ve never known. We have spend almost a year together on the net, having loving moments, having fights, never parting, but tearing when moments were wrong or misunderstood. We both were unsure about meeting, never clear whether the actual meeting face to face, body to body, would yield the love we had always felt online, or whether the reality would be a disappointment, or whether the moment would wrack our lives in deeper ways. Looking at my beer, trying to relax, I take a sip, but suddenly feel a presence. I turn and see you. You never sent me your picture, just a description of your height, hair and eye color and measurements. There you sat, you face smiling, your eyes bright, your body leaning toward me. The enfolding of arms took place. The touching of hands and the kissing of lips. The real meeting of bodies there on the stools at the outside bar in Market Square. What happened? Bills were

I Cried When I Wrote This...
A never ending pain A sorrow you can't even begin to imagine Feeling alone Standing in the darkness A dark figure in a dark world Pain and sadness is all that is felt A never ending wish to end it all Tormented by pain People never understanding Eyes wet all the time Do you care? Does anyone care? Thats what my life is like. Headaches. I'm tired all the time. I cry all the time. I have a sore throat all the time from crying. No one really understands anything I've been through. Sure, someone might understand the pain. But no one really understands my hopsital stay, what its like to have alot of friends and then one bad thing happens to you and no one wants to be your friend anymore. It sucks. It really does. There is no cure for. I'm gonna have headaches for the rest of my life. Unless a miracle happens and that'll never happen to me :( Arnold Chiari Malformation...Its such a rare condition...Why the hell was I someone who had to have it?!?!

The Orgasm Pill: A Problem Or A Solution For Women?
The Orgasm Pill: A Problem or a Solution for Women? Sex, Drugs and the Elusive Female Orgasm According to a article, sex drugs like Viagra and Cialis represent a 2.5 billion dollar a year industry. Um, that's a lot of money. Turns out that male sexual dysfunction is big business. What's truly puzzling is that female sexual dysfunction is a much bigger problem (I know it's hard for you men to hear that ours is bigger than yours, but it's true!), which means women's sexual dysfunction is potentially more lucrative, and yet no one has developed a credible drug to treat the condition. A study done at the University of Chicago reports that 31 percent of men claim to have had one or more persistent problems with sex. (Note: The sex problems don't include "not being able to find anyone to have it with," which is also a large, but separate, problem for many men.) But what was shocking even to researchers was that 43 percent of women reported having persistent sexual problems. Tha

Eyes Full Of...
table border='0' cellpadding='5' cellspacing='0' width='600'> You scored as Passion. You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?Mysterious67%Passion67%Eyes full of Pain50%Diamond Eyes17%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

Love Defined
What is love, but an emotion, So strong and so pure, That nurtured and shared with another All tests it will endure? What is love, but a force To bring the mighty low, With the strength to shame the mountains And halt time’s ceaseless flow? What is love, but a triumph, A glorious goal attained, The union of two souls, two hearts A bond the angels have ordained? What is love, but a champion, To cast the tyrant from his throne, And raise the flag of truth and peace, And fear of death o’erthrow? What is love, but a beacon, To guide the wayward heart, A blazing light upon the shoals That dash cherished dreams apart? And what is love, but forever, Eternal and sincere, A flame that through wax and wane Will outlive life’s brief years? So I’ll tell it on the mountaintops, In all places high and low, That love for you is my reason to be, And will never break or bow.

Unlicensed Love
On a summer's day long, long ago I fell in love and I'll never know Just what it was that made me feel So drawn to her, what the appeal That set my pulses so to race When e'er I gazed upon that face Of one who was scarce but a child Yet even then could drive me wild I'll never know the how's and why's I lost my heart to Hazel Eyes But when I got that long sought kiss I knew I'd found my Perfect Miss My elfin girl from down the lane And I'll never let her go again For how could I describe our love? Romantic love, all hearts and flowers No way to count the days and hours Spent in self-indulgent wishes And thoughts of long awaited kisses Of sweet embraces, tender sighs And gazing into love filled eyes Oh yes, it is that kind of love Or, is it yet the love of passion The ecstasy that knows no ration That shuddering nerve-tingling feeling The climax with your senses reeling The wondrous joy when you discover That sweet surrender to your lover Oh yes, it's tha

Looks Like Its Sand In My Future!!!
Well I got a call from my old CO (Commanding Officer) a few days ago and he informed me I have been put on the active recall list. Which means at anytime they can call me and I will be back to the sand hell known as Iraq. But hey somebody gots to do it right. I will keep you all informed if I do get sent back, if I do keep me in your thoughts and prayers, cause I will be thinking about you all over there. Ooh Rah and Semper Fidelis...The Boogey Man

Help!
I cant get any song to my fucking profile. the one im looking for is not on any of these sites so i need to upload it??? and every site i go to it gives me offer after offer after offer what the fuck!!!!someone with as half as much patience as me help me out

First 5 Paragraphs
They had been together for going on three years when they finally started talking about taking their relationship to the next step. It was going to be their third Valentine’s Day together and Damion wanted to make it special. He wasn’t sure how yet but he knew he had to find a way to make it a Valentine’s that Precious would never forget. After thinking about it for a while and talking it over with some friends, he decided he would take Precious out to dinner at her favorite restaurant, to a movie, and then out to the high school couple hang out. He told Precious to keep the entire evening free because he had something special planned for her. She kept begging him to tell her what he had planned but all he would tell her was that she would never forget that night. So on Valentine’s night Damion picked Precious up at her house at six and took her out to dinner. On the way there they talked a lot about their relationship and what they seen in the future for them as a couple.

The Best Day Of My Life
Today, when I awoke, I suddenly realized that this is the best day of my life, ever! There were times when I wondered if I would make it to today... but I did! And because I did, I'm going to celebrate! Today, I'm going to celebrate what a great life I have had so far; the accomplishments, the many blessings, and even the hardships, because they have served to make me stronger. I will go through this day with my head held high, and a happy heart. I will marvel at Gaia's seemingly simple gifts: the morning dew, the sun, the clouds, the trees, the flowers, the birds. Today, none of these miraculous creations will escape my notice. Today, I will share my excitement for life with other people. I'll make someone smile. I'll go out of my way to perform an unexpected act of kindness for someone I don't even know. Today, I'll give a sincere compliment to someone who seems down. I'll tell a child how special he is, and I'll tell someone I love just how deeply I care for her, and how much she

It Is You I Dream Of
A flower grows from beneath a blanket Of fine and purest white It reaches toward the sun for warmth, For heat and for the light My love for you grows stronger still, Despite the surrounding cold My heart is yours, bartered gone For yours has it been sold Its petals shine from morning dew Its stem grows stiff and strong It stands strong through the freezing cold It stands the winter long I long for you, for your soft touch I miss the way you smile The longer that we stay apart The longer every mile The flower stretches through the snow It reaches toward the sun And now without you the color is gone The flower's petals, dun But as we talk, and as we learn The flower comes back to life The snow now melts and goes away As you take away my strife Spring is here and growth abounds As you and I are one We are together, we are in love The snow for now is done I see the future, in dreams I have Of our life, long and true I see the times where all I ne

The Color Green
You Are Teal Green You are a one of a kind, original person. There's no one even close to being like you. Expressive and creative, you have a knack for making the impossible possible. While you are a bit offbeat, you don't scare people away with your quirks. Your warm personality nicely counteracts and strange habits you may have. What Color Green Are You?

"space In A Case" Up For Auction
Fri Nov 17, 5:55 PM ET A square metre of prime "space in a case" is up for auction in a London museum and the winning bidder can exhibit whatever they want. The exhibit must represent the winner's life in the capital. "You can give us a case history, a family heirloom, or a found treasure, your grandparents' wedding photographs," the Museum of London said in a statement. "It's your place and your case." The winning exhibit will be put on display until February following the 10-day eBay auction.

Brazilians In Fuss Over Claim Puppies Born To Cat
Fri Nov 17, 2:42 PM ET Geneticist Adil Pacheco took blood samples on Friday from three puppies in a poor neighbourhood in Passo Fundo in southern Brazil to settle a dispute over a claim they were born from a cat. "It's rather simple really. If the puppies prove to have 78 chromosomes, they are dogs. If they have 38, they are cats," said Pacheco, director of the Institute of Biological Sciences of the University of Passo Fundo. "But I seriously doubt they are feline. Every characteristic about them is canine." Cassia Aparecida de Souza, 18, said her cat Mimi had given birth to the three puppies as well as three kittens, which did not survive. And she, her husband Rogerio Jorge da Silva, 26, and several others in the town believe a neighbourhood mut named Dog is the father of Mimi's pups. When news of the spectacular claim spread in the Brazilian media, some local newspapers accused the poor couple, who are expecting their first child in a few months, of fraud and said the

What's Up With The Cherry-ettes....
Just wondering about the mindset that dominates this site. Don't get me wrong, but why do some of the Cherry girls feel the need to display their wares so blatantly? Don't get the wrong impression, I love the female form and all it's delights, but whatever happened to allure? Whatever happened to seduction and tease? Far be it for me to be the prude, I'm a Scorpio and I'm every bit the perv that my sign requires. I just wish that some of the "Angels" opt to be more subtle with the gifts that God gave them. After-all, game players are despised in this group. They are seen as a menace to society, however I can't blame them when some chick named "Big Girl Angel" has her twat on display like cakes in a bakery window. If you hate the game so much, then why give the impression that you're so easy.... Let see a little more tease, and less sleaze. Otherwise don't complain when some guy drools over your picture. Just a little food for thought.. PS.. Big chicks rule....

Damn This Is Crazy
well hell let me see where do i begin lol... life is just a bundle of interesting twists, i was going to get to hang out with ushie gushie and i still might be able to but its gonna be later darnit lol.. i like him being around. i know it may seem like its just to have sex with him but i swear to you its not. i like him being around me because he is so sweet to me, he treats me like a lady, a prized possession... well he did when we were together. now we are trying to keep it on the down low. though no amount of seperation can change that look in his eye.. i know i did the right thing at this moment in time in breaking up with him because i can't always be held as number 2 in the pecking order of life.. i should be my mans first thing he thinks about in the morning, the one he comes home to and wakes up too, not the one you have to go hide and see. what kind of life is that? not a happy fulfilled one that i was hoping to eventually get being happily married with a few kids....maybe one

Chili Cook Off
Chili Cook Off If you can read this whole story without laughing then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas , you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook Off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio City Park . Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chili Taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield , IL . Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during t

Time Of Year
I am writing so that whom ever visits can get to know me. As well as writing to give thanks and wish everyone a Happy Holiday Season. It's that time of year when everyone needs to have peace in there life as well as in there heart. So many times we can be mean, or unhappy, even disrespectful. I would rather not do that, because hate and discontent. Well I have had enough of it. I have hurt friends and family and just wish sometimes I could take it back and start over. But I can't, and today I would rather forgive those that have hurt me also. I just hope that everyone during this wonderful time of can think about and make peace with themself as well as those around you. Whether people agree or even disagree with my opinion, I can't do anything about that. And I am not trying to be errogant about that. It's just that everyone has there own opinion and today I have to respect that instead of fighting it. So Best Wishes To Everyone's Family and Friends, As well as God Bless.

The Glanconer
Twilight approaches The haunted wood is still My Elvin seductor comes now Despair is forgotten And I am his bride A lethal romance His words murderous if misspoken My eyes suicide when shut He shows me his world Darkness was never more appealing My soul searches for his presence here Shamlessly broken as he has not been found My love is lost and held captive By The Glanconer

Never Never Again .... Damn The Drunken Me
omg im still drunk.. just woke up ... 3.40pm i took the 7am bus home then i was sitll going strong and wanted to stay but i needed to get home hahaha gonna upload some movies from the party on youtube.... hahah god bless youtube :P i got a "hello canada" vid from some friends and random ppl at the party aswell ;) it contains boobs :P lol well update mor elater ;)

24 Hours And Counting
can't believe i am going through this crap again; he went to buy a soda at the store..last nite! in about half hour he will have been gone 24 hours and i dunno what to think. i've gone through panic, anger, acceptance..now back to panic and anger. all i can do is focus on me but it's so hard not to look at the door wishing he would walk through it any minute now. :( 12-04: he came back the next afternoon; when i asked where he was, he said at first that he had *trouble in his head* and didnt know where he was. later that day i asked him again where he had been, this time he said out and about. yes, he's back home but as each day passes i'm losing more and more trust in him. like i said before all i can do is focus on me..specially since it's the Christmas season. :-

Tarrot Card 2
You Are Death You symbolize the end, which can be frightening. But you also symbolize the immortality of the soul. You represent transformation, rebirth of a new life. Sweeping away the past is part of this card, as painful as it may be. Your fortune: Don't worry, this card does not predict death itself. Instead it foreshadows the ending of an era of your life, one that is hard to let go of. But with the future great new things will come, and it's time to embrace them. Mourn for a while, but then face the future with humility and courage. What Tarot Card Are You?

Wicked Prayer
i am making a role play chat on another server. if you would like to join, here is the basic information on the role play. i haven't got it put up yet but when i do, i will give you the link and more information on it. email me at crazyrailz04@sbcglobal.net if you would like to join. its going to be called wicked prayer so put that in the subject line. thank you and i hope you consider playing^_^ The war that everyone has feared has come. The war that tore the world apart. The world between heaven and hell. The poor world between the two had no chance of surviving. Hell won the war so now the earth belongs to hell's ruler. Earth is now in ruins while demons and blood angels run the land. There are very few humans and few other creatures that roam the earth. Most fear for their lives so they hide among the ruins in groups. There is a group of some of the remaining species left who have become demon hunters. They seek out the demons and blood angels destroying these blood thirsty

Vasectomies
Two men are in the doctor's office waiting to get vasectomies. A nurse comes in and asks the men to strip and put on their medical gowns while they wait for the doctor. A few minutes later she comes back, reaches under one man's gown and begins to masturbate him. Shocked, he says, "What the hell are you doing?" To which she replies, "We have to vacate the sperm from your system to have a clean procedure." Not wanting to cause a problem, the man relaxes and enjoys it as she completes her task. The second man watches all of this and by the time the nurse turns to him, he is quite ready for his turn. To his surprise, she drops to her knees, opens her lips and begins to give him a blow job. The first man says, "Hey, what is this? Why is it that I get a hand job and he gets a blow job?" The nurse says, "That, my dear sir, is the difference between Medicare and private insurance

Help
Hey all seem's I have been slammed all over the net today so I'm going to do my own lil damage control lol if you all get a min could u spare a vote for me? http://www.hotornotbbw.com/index.php?do=rate&act=profile&id=19

Mike
Mike life is really bad right now. My Bf left to go to maryland this morning. He came home from Hargrave Militray Accademy that is 4 hour away. He left this morning and won't get back till saturday night. Then he going to saturday night church. Then on sunday morning he has to leave to go back to school. I miss him so much and i love him so much. Why did his dad have to do this? I wish he could be with me. Please help some one. It was our 6th month anniversary this past thursday and the only thing that we could do is go to a fucking birthday party for my god father. I hate my life. But I love mike way to much to do anything drastic

Reflections
Reflections I looked into your eyes and saw no future there for me. Just empty reflections of love gone bad, tis time you set me free. We've tried and failed to make things right and given all we had. The time has come to give it rest, the peace could not be bad. The time shall come when we reflect, think back on memories worth keeping. It's then that I shall hold you dear and in your arms start weeping. But still, I search your eyes and see no future there for me. Kevin Dustin

Stupid Survey
THE PERFECT LOVER by ericbrownhis/her name?: a group of lettershow old would they be?: either around my age or olderwhat would there body be like?: prob a femaleshow tall?: tall enoughhair color?: if she wants towhat race would they be?: 2nd i hope, makes me faster lolrich or poor, or does it matter?: is this 2 questions in onestraight,or gay?: perferd to make me straight where it countsvirgin, or broke in?: there's a difference?big one or little one?: nonesit at home watch movies, or go out to the movies?: bothorder out, or go out to eat?: bothyou pay or they pay?: i paysmoker?: if we move fast enoughdrinker?: i don't want a dried up chickrecreational drug use?: there's recreational drugs?kids or no kids?: they have to be old enough to buy me alckywould they have a college education?: if they graduated college they wouldwhat kind of car should they have?: one with either 3 or 4 wheelsTake this survey | Find surveysPimp My Profile

Sheesh
Bang bang I am dead I put that bottle to my head, I told them I wanted it this way, to hold my head in shame, rather than live in pain, now that I am gone every one will just move on, nothing big nothing bold I like this place even if it’s cold, when I felt myself falling away, knowing I was dieing this day, I said I love you mama even if she didn’t hear, no one cares no one dreams, no one sees these disturbing things, my scars upon my arms the ones that cause such alarm, no one notices when I am low, or cares where I go, and now that I am gone I was right, every one did move on, Long story short people are selfish, stubborn, and mean, I could only hope for something, that was my death, the death I could not bring, I hate this life I hate my ex wife, my heart is broken my life a wasted token all that I am is broken, a hero, another yet unspoken, a dreamer full of dreams, a life of memories, haunted by my seasons, my pain, my fear, the voice of a little girl, screaming please not here,

Angels On Call
Angels are the guardians of hope and wonder, The Keepers of magic and dreams. Angels watch over you wherever you go, Keeping each day perfect and promising a bright new tomorrow. The motto of all angels is "It's a wonderful life". Wherever there is love, An angel is flying by. Angels help you carry the ball, carry a tune, carry your weight and carry on! Your guardian angel knows you inside and out and loves you just the way you are. Angels keep the world safe for hummingbirds and butterflies and rainbows in spring. Angels keep it simple and always travel light Angels love whispering secrets and whistling in the dark Whenever you hear music, an angel is speaking to you Remember to leave space in your relationships so the angels have room to play Your guardian angel helps you find a place when you feel there's no place to go. Keep a spare angel in your pocket Angels carry high-beam lights to help you through the darkest hours Whenever you fe

The Slippers
Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg. Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?" "No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds. "Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both." "Fook off you liar!". "I'll prove it," Murphy says. So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?" "Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"

Cancer
I spent all day at the hospital with my dad. He was found to have a cancer nodule on his left lung. After 4 hours of surgery he returned with 30% of his left lung removed. I got to see my uncle again, havent seen him in 15 years. Hopefully my trip to Virginia will take my mind off of it. I guess i'll see. -c

Poems 2
Is it you? Is it you I've been looking for? I've looked up and down High and low In town and out of town but, never have I found anyone with what you've got Everytime we talk, I like you more Give me a chance a chance to show you the alternative to what you're accustomed to We've both been looking for the same thing for far too long Now, my search is finally over Time will prove this statement to be factual If given the chance All I am asking is for more of what you've already given me More time for us to get to know each other God will take care of the rest. Untitled Your beauty is so evident That all who see you are instantly aware of it The ability to ignore your beauty is something I lack I find myself looking into those eyes, admiring that face Your smile is so intoxication You take me breath away...

The Scrapper Speaks!!
Cool Your Jets People! .... Da Scrapper Speaks!(repost) date: 2006-11-21 14:36:21 I have received over a hundred emails about our new Not Safe For Work policy. Many of you have been strongly opposed while the majority of you have complimented CherrTAP for stepping up to the plate. I wanted to make a few things clear. 1. Not Safe For Work is exactly what it sounds like. If your photo is flagged NSFW, please respect our policy. For a clear definition, Click Here! 2. We are not censoring anyone nor will we be deleting photos. We are simply asking members to flag NSFW content and keep it out of the public areas. I am not sure why some of your are so head strong about FORCING all of us to look at your junk. 3. Many of you are complaining about photos being flagged in your gallery. Please do not take this personal. The goal is to ensure the public areas are clean. Just because your photo is flagged Not Safe For Work doesn't mean CherryTAP is calling it adult. Again, Not Safe Fo

What Zodiac Sign Are You
Anubis Clever, fatalist, deep. Sympathetic, generous, loving and perseverant in proving their view point Colors: male: sienna, female: crimsonCompatible Signs: Bastet, Isis Dates: May 8 - May 27, Jun 29 - Jul 13 Role: God of death and mummificationAppearance: Jackal or a jackal-headed manSacred animals: jackal What is Your Egyptian Zodiac Sign?Designed by CyberWarlock of Warlock's Quizzles and Quandaries

Resigning My Post.... (from Bullitin)-very Cool
I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year old again. I want to go to McDonald's and think that it?s a four start restaurant. I want to sail sticks across the fresh mud puddle and make a sidewalk with rocks. I want to think M&Ms are better than money because you can eat them, and I wan to eat the whole bag without having to worry about fat, calories, etc. I want to lie under a big oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my friend on a hot summer day. I wan to return to a time when life was simple. When all you knew were colors, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes, but that didn't bother you, because you didn't know what you didn't know and you didn't care. All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the things that should make you worried or upset. I want to think the world is fair. That everyone is honest and good. I want to believe that anything

Cute... (no Offense Guys!)
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma." And they say blondes are dumb... ----------------------------------------------------------- A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..." ----------------------------------------------------------- "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied. -------------- --------------------------------------------- He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironi

Customer Appreciation My Ass!
Ok so for the next three days at my place of employment we are having customer appreciation days...you can get a small soda or small coffee and a cookie for free....great idea right....WRONG!!! who do you think has to clean up the mess? me...who do you think is told 50million times that we are out of small cups or cookies....me! this is not going to be fun folks I can just feel it! and tomorrow is going to be even worse! we are the only store in our town that will be open...I cant wait!! NOT!!!!

Yay College Application Essays...
By January, I have to write: A descriptive statement A transfer student descriptive statement A personal essay A paragraph about why I want to study art, which major I want to be, and what my career aspirations are An annoted worklist of my portfolio A statement of intent Those last two are for Oswego. All the rest are for SU. Damn it, why is OCC still 4 years away from it's four year accredidation? It'd be so much easier if I could just stay there instead of transferring.

Bleh
blah blah blah. bla-bitty blah blah blah. blah blah blah blahblahblah blah. BLEH. today = worthless today = weeds today = flat tire today = stale pancake today = dud firecracker today = scratched CD today = dead battery today = empty juice container today = yeah

Sometimes A Smile.....
Sometimes a smile is all someone needs to brighten their day. Case in point, today I had to go to Wal-Mart to pick up some last minute items for Thanksgiving tomorrow and I got into line where an Assistant Manager was at the register. I was watching him interact with the customers ahead of me in line and I was taken aback at how callus this man seemed. I remember when I worked there I would greet the customer as I began checking him or her out and I would thank them as I gave them change or their receipt. But here was an assistant manager, the face of Wal-Mart, not greeting his customers, not thanking them, not telling them to have a nice day. He began checking me out and said nothing except to tell me what my total was. I handed him my money and waited for him to give me the change. As he handed me my change, I smiled at him and said, "Happy Thanksgiving". He looked back up and smiled and said thank you. I can't help but think that perhaps a smile and a warm wishing was all this man n

Are Ringtones Music?
...if they are, this should say a lot about me. haha. I love my phone, and because almost no one calls me since I moved from Oregon to Sacto, I haven't gotten any new ringtones. here goes.. some of the main ringers I use: She's Crafty --Beastie Boys Stickshifts&Safety Belts --Cake excerpt from Dave --Cheech&Chong Devil Went Down to Georgia --Charlie Daniels text message sound: Super Mario Bros tone personally set ringtones: boyfriend --Badfish [Sublime] my mom --Dragula [Rob Zombie] my little brother --Dukes of Hazzard theme little brother @ work --Sweet Home Alabama [he won't be calling at least all weekend. haha. little fucker's in lockdown.] my best bro Theo --Redemption Song [Bob Marley & the Wailers close friend Chris --Money [Pink Floyd] co-worker & practically sister Felicia --BANANAS part from Hollaback Girl [Gwen Stefani] homegirl Jade --Poppin My Colla [Three-6 Mafia] future sister-in-law-in-law Kaydee --Wait (The Whisper Song) [Yin Yang Twins]

Red Friday!!!
Red Friday. Please red and repost... this is not a contest or someone asking for you to rate their T&A, this is something actually important! Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. No, he responded. Heading out I asked? No. I'm escorting a soldier home. Going to pick him up? No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq. I'm taking him home to his family. The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn't know the soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he knew them after many co nversations in so few days. I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, Thank you. Thank you

Red Friday
Red Friday. Please red and repost... this is not a contest or someone asking for you to rate their T&A, this is something actually important! Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. No, he responded. Heading out I asked? No. I'm escorting a soldier home. Going to pick him up? No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq. I'm taking him home to his family. The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn't know the soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he knew them after many co nversations in so few days. I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, Thank you. Thank you

My Sex Life
Beer! Your sex life mostly resembles Beer. You are easygoing about sex and to you it’s about having fun more than showing your love for another. You aren’t very choosy about partners as long as you’re going to get some. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

What Is Your Gift?
You scored as You have the Gift of Empathy. You have been blessed with the gift of Empathy. Even though it is a heavy burden to carry the pain of others, know this that you can help them. Though I must advise you to learn how to not take their pain upon yourself and drag you downYou have the Gift of Empathy100%You have the Gift of Wisdom88%You have the Gift of Discernment81%You have the Gift of Perception/Aura Vision31%You have the Gift of a Seer31%You sadly do not recognize your gift yet25%What is your gift?(PICS)created with QuizFarm.com

The Demon
We finaly at the end of i all what do I see? the demon standing befor me the end of this story. how horrorfying does he look Idont know he wheres a cloke, with wings out his back and his breath is black smoke,I cant see his face and he stays so still no movement you would loose it if you knew how it feels to stare at evil and know that evil is stareing back next thing i know he griped my soul and befor i could react i saw everything he did from eating up little kids to burning churces and dispersing hurt to all the earth and worst of it all he rapped virgens as thay bleed he planted his seed he brought innocents to its knees blood ran throu the seas and the rivers of the world, plauge everyday, when he blaze you get pulled into a vortex of death when he crawls on your chest distress infects everything untill nothing is left IT'S THE DEMON!!!!!!!

Keep Your Fork
KEEP YOUR FORK" There was a young woman who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness and had been given three months to live. So as she was getting her things "in order," she contacted her pastor and had him come to her house to discuss certain aspects of her final wishes. She told him which songs she wanted sung at the service, what scriptures she would like read, and what outfit she wanted to be buried in. Everything was in order and the pastor was preparing to leave when the young woman suddenly remembered something very important to her. "There's one more thing," she said excitedly. "What's that?" came the pastor's reply. "This is very important," the young woman continued. "I want to be buried with a fork in my right hand." The pastor stood looking at the young woman, not knowing quite what to say. "That surprises you, doesn't it?" the young woman asked. "Well, to be honest, I'm puzzled by the request," said the pastor. The young woman explained. "My grandmother once t

What Is Your Type Of Love?
What is your type of Love? True LoverYou stay true to the one you love. You would do anything for them. You don't just say you love them but you mean it with all your heart! You love them for who they are and not what they have! Take this test

Blah Blah Blah......
ok its t minus 13 hours and 25 minutes til my bday and usually im happii and cant wait fer my bday to come but this yr im hopin it will go soooo slow to get here these next 13 hours better last a long time cuz dayumit i dnt wanna get old!!! I remember when i was jus 13 a freshman in high school jus like it was yesterday =/ and now im 28 single mother of 2 goin to school, and trainin to be a bad ass corrections officer...where did all da fun go? im mean seriously wha everyone else can have fun but gengen? shyt yea i had my moments but dayumit not enough!!!! i have alot of favorite moments but da one dat sticks in my mind da most is when mii, X, Sarah, Joey, Chris, and Rob went bar hoppin down main street in Racine and got sooo obliviated cuz we were celebratin and Joey passed out on da hood of his car and mii and X were arguin of wha end to take of Joeys...now mind u this is when Joey was 225 LBs SOLID muscle! and of course who gets stuck wif da half dats da heaviest?? Mii! I mean hell

Really Like The Quote!
All that we are is the result of what we have thought. Our life is shaped by our mind; we become what we think. Suffering follows unwholesome thought as the wheels of a cart follow the oxen that draws it. Joy follows wholesome thought like a shadow that never leaves. --quoted from Buddhist text Dhammapada

Wtf Is Goin On?!?!?
u ever wanted to say sumfin to someone but never said anything cuz u thought it was a waste of time, then it was too late to say it?.......i mean hell life is funnii one minute ur happii da next minute ur fawkin depressed cuz of sumfin some1 did or said....i kno life has its ups and downs but dear lord help mii my life has more downs than ups!!!!!!!!! my ups consit of givin birth to my oldest in 1996 and givin birth to my lil one in 2003 wow i guess i am a hard person to make happii......i kno god does things for a reason...but sumtymez i hate dat u cant change da hands of tyme u kno? if anyone knoz who i am and wha things mean in my life they will kno this all i can hear is blinded by da light in my head over and over and it puts a smile on my face.....well kiddiiz im leavin now there things i have to sort out so i will leave u with this if u have sumfin to say say it before its too late if u have a grudge wif sum1 squash it cuz its isnt worth it to be angry at some1 cuz u never kno w

A Marines Letter To John Kerry
A MARINES LETTER TO JOHN KERRY Letter to John Kerry from a Sergeant in Iraq Fri, 10 Nov 2006 10:17:25 -0500 > > Soldiers are murdering rapists according to John Kerry This is something that should be all over the media!!!!! {This was written by my husband, Aaron, who is currently deployed to Iraq, in defense of a recent comment made by Senator John Kerry. Pass it along, it might inspire someone else to speak up! ~ Michelle} Yesterday John Kerry said, "You know education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well, and if you don't, you get stuck in Iraq" So I wrote him a letter: I am a Sergeant in the United States Marine Corps. I am currently on my second tour in Iraq, a tour in which I volunteered for. I speak Arabic and Spanish and I plan to tackle Persian Farsi soon. I have a Bachelors and an Associates Degree and between deployments I am pursuing an M.B.A. In college I was a member of severa

What Color Is Your Passion
Your Passion is Yellow You're a total sexual shape shifter. You possess a complex sex drive and are very adaptable. Of all the colors, you are the most likely to be bisexual. While you the most passionate, you are very open minded. What Color Is Your Passion?

True Juggalo/ Juggalette
I GOT THIS FROM SOMEONE BUT IT IS SO TRUE!!!!!!! If you do not take the time to read this, it is your loss..... To all the juggalos and juggalettes, im sorry but today people are "juggalos" for the wrong reasons. i am sending this out to tell you all that there a many people out there shaming our name and disgracing the family. read this and youll get what i mean WHAT DOES NOT MAKE YOU A JUGGALO/LETTE... 1) you are NOT a juggalo if the only reason you want to be is because its "cool" 2)you are NOT a juggalo if you call EVERY JUGGALO YOU meet a jugahoe 3)you are NOT a juggalo if you think you are more "down" because you have more shirts then someone else 4)you DO NOT have to do drugs to be down 5) wearing your paint in public DOES NOT make you better than a juggalo who doesnt 6)you do NOT have to flash your tits to be a juggalette (but if you want to I'm all for it) 7)getting good grades and carring about school DOES NOT make you a juggahoe 8)you

Fate
Love has no bars, Love has no rules. Hearts get broken When people become cruel. I remember the day That I fell in love with you, It is so crystal clear, I knew in my heart that we'd say "I do." My love grew over the months That you were away from me; I knew that forever with you Is where I wanted to be. If only we'd known The next act of that play, We could've changed it, And we'd be together today. Instead, we're with someone else That we really don't love; Our hearts are with someone else As we wish upon the stars above. A love like ours is forever That I know to be true, If we ever are together again, I'll never leave and that's my promise to you. © VICKI JOINER WRITTEN NOVEMBER 18, 2000 COPYRIGHTED ON: 2004-09-22 14:46:17

Thoughts
When you can honestly say that you have loved someone enough to sacrifice your own happiness for his/hers.....then, and only then, have you truly loved. If you're lucky, you will be truly loved at least once in your lifetime. I have truly loved. I have been a fool in love. I have been truly loved. I have loved someone enough to risk everything I owned, my very own freedom, because he asked me to selflessly stand by him no matter what the cost. I have loved someone enough to share with him my love, my life, and everything I had just to see him smile. I have loved someone enough to let him go so that he could move on with his life and find happiness with someone else when I could no longer make him happy. I have been a fool in love with someone who never loved me and a fool in love with someone who no longer does. As a fool in love, I have tormented myself remembering all that we shared, everything I felt, that I still feel sometimes - wondering if he ev

How Experienced With Life Are You?
How experienced with life are you? 75- 100% experiencedYou've got the experience, and you've probably learned from what you've seen. You understand that life has a lot to offer, and sometimes it's not exactly what you had in mind. You also know that the best ways to get out of confrontation are NOT by creating more yourself. Take this test

Have You Ever Seen
Have you ever seen? Have you ever seen a man shoot himself in the head? Put the barrel in his mouth and pull the trigger. Have you ever seen a man jump off of a bridge With a rope around his neck Have you ever seen a man say, “I’m glad I have such a good daughter” Before he takes a razor to his wrist. Have you ever seen a girl who finally stopped praying? What would God say? Have you ever seen a girl whose tears quit falling? Would you think her cold and heartless. Now you have. I guess I wasn’t good enough to live for. No more tears for a dying man

Are You A Tease???
You Are a Tiny Tease You like to flirt and show off your body, but what confident woman doesn't. You enjoy male attention, and you're usually pretty good at not leading men on. However, there are times when you get carried away with your sexy behavior. It's okay to use your amazing flirting powers for good - but never for evil! Are You a Tease?

Help Me Feed Your Sheep
Help Me Feed Your Sheep -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- God I'm Often Troubled So. There Are Many Things I Just Don't Know Why Some Have Plenty And Some Don't Have Any God Why Is There Hunger And Pain Why Do Their Crys Go Out In Vein God What Can I Do To Feed Your Sheep How Come The Children Hunger As They Sleep The Rich Have Money But, Their Soul Is Bare Can't They See The Starvation There What Can I Do Lord Show Me Thy Way Must Another Child Go Hungry Today I Count My Blessings Too Many to Say I'm Grateful I Didn't Go Hungry Today chris

My Heart Cries *by Miss Bratt Thank You For Letting Me Repost*
This is so true, spoken so heartfelt, it had to be seen. thank you for allowing me to blog it. My heart cries, but you don’t hear it. My heart breaks, but you don’t feel it. My body longs to feel your arms around me. My lips long to feel your kisses. My ears long to hear you say I love you. My eyes long to see your smile and eyes twinkle. My life longs to have you in it. My world longs to have you make it complete. My body longs to feel you lie next to it. My love longs to have you return it. My heart will cry, my heart will break. My body will go limp, my lips will only speak. My ears will miss your words, my eyes will shed tears. My life will be so lonely, my world will be so empty. My love will go unreturned. My heart aches as my life is turned inside out. My mind will never forget, my heart will never let go. I have loved you since the day I met you But now my heart cries, and you don’t hear it. Orignal post b

Business As Usual
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business and one of the hookers said, "Yep, it's gonna be a good night, I smell cock in the air". The other hooker looked at her and said, "No, I just burped."

Karma.....
What is karma? Cause and effect. Whatsoever a man soweth, that he shall also reap. For each action there is an equal and opposite reaction. There are a lot ways to describe karma, but it is essentially the belief that your present circumstances are the product of previous actions, and what you do today will affect what happens tomorrow. Karma is also associated with past lives -- each time you're reborn, the energies from your previous lives influence the conditions of your current life. ABSENCE IMPLIES PRESENCE, BE HOPEFUL In the similar manner the dishonest person is showered with each and every luxurious means to test to what extent he can flourish and what are his limits. Here absence of grief too implies that it is present, it is just a matter of time! But how virtuous action can be distinguished from the vice one? Is there any fixed rule? As the judge is none other than you yourself, why not ask the judge to guide? By yourself we are

Desperate Calling
When I can see the lightning but can’t hear the thunder I know that the danger is visible but not enough to rattle my soul like a child’s toy When I can feel heaven’s gong dance beneath my feet after the electricity spikes across the star spilled night I know that I can now twist death’s approach between my fingers like a high school student in chemistry class And when the lightning and thunder collide in the nighttime glory of my body I know that I should no longer be writing this poem

Regrets....
Regret flows from the depths of my soul With the strength of a flood I have held these gates shut for too long And though tormenting, they should not be stopped. The thought of your anguish Even as I write to you now Stops my heart cold As well it should What I see in front of me Is a painting of our love Its most thoughtful brushstrokes Mottled by hurried abstraction and inattention A person who had not seen this masterpiece created Might think it to be refuse and pass it by unknowingly Letting be obscured the deep beauty of its many scenes By layers of the tarnish of mistreatment But as the painter I see beyond the dark smears To recall the hours that I attended to the details And wonder how I could let it become so discolored The painting that took me my life to create Has lost its divinity in my careless treatment And even if I were to refine it I fear you would always see it as it is today So today I paint a new masterpiece One inspired by the

Length.
4give U its what I will and my will be done. It flows from blessed pipes from the underworld out thru holy faucets and toilet swivels and this resembles a miracle? a whole mile? well, time here is short and dissatisfied.

About 2 Months Ago....
Well, people...I'm so very tired. tired of being the person everybody wants me to be. Tired of living under everybody's rules. Tired of doing, "what's right" . just plain tired. Tired of trying to keep up. Jesse, your right. money make's the world go round and it keeps us busy worryingabout it so that we don't have time to think about god. well, it also tires us mentally and emotionally. My soul is so tired. my brain can't handle it. and it's taking a toll on my body. It's stripped me to nothing... I've really got nothing left to give. no energy to fight it, but the smallest amount of fear, enough to keep me here. I've just got nothing left to give. and like Corey taylor says... what a skeletal wreck of a man this is...translucent flesh and feeble bones..the kinda temple where the whores and villains try to tempt the hollistic tones..I'm sorry people as depressing as it is... This life is overrated. the rewards, great. but So far away.. Don't worry about me, I'm not stupid, but I am s

My Picture Ratings
Over night the ratings on my pictures changed to private/NSFW. I don't know if it was a bug in the system or if the ratings Nazis were at it again. I expect more of the latter than the former. The ironic thing is I don't have any pictures requiring such a rating. Anyway, I spent 20 minutes and changed everything back to the way it should be, so go look at my pictures and ate them!

Survey Says...
YOU 1. A Cuddler?: depends 2. A morning person?: no 3. Are you a perfectionist?: no 4. Religious?: no 5. In your pajamas?: yes 6. Left handed?: no LAST 1. Friend you saw: bill 2. Talked to on the phone: mom 3. Message over MySpace: uummmm...twitchels??? i think so but he never messaged me back 4. Wore: gray and pink sweatpants and a pink shirt 5. Was today better than yesterday?: about the same i guess...but i dont have bio today so today's defently sssoooooo much better FAVORITE 1. Number: uummmmm...dont really have one so i'll just say 69 2. Color: hot pink and black 3. Season: spring CURRENTLY 1. Missing: sleep QUESTIONS & ANSWERS Q: What was the first thing you did this morning? A: went pee Q: Last thing you ate: A: gummy bears Q: Do you have anything bothering you? A: yes...i have no money, and i have feelings for someone but things didnt work out Q: What's the last movie you watched? A: derailed with allison and grinch with the baby Q:

Help Everyone !!!
I am less than 1000 points away from movin to the next level. Please come by my page and show me some love, or just tell me to come show your new pic someone. I would like to thank everyone that helps me in advance. I'm trin to knock this out today. So please tell me about anything you want rated or commented.

A Special Bond
Even though we have never met, I feel a bond between us. A bond that should have taken years to build, Yet was built in a month or two. A bond that lifelong friends should have, Although most never do. A bond that I am glad to share with you... My Friend and Confidant. You are not here in body and soul, But as a lighted rectangle. You come to me every day as A message on my screen, A message that I can rely on To cheer me up and make my day. Through a keyboard we share Our ups and downs. I have opened my inner self to you, And you have to me as well. We have traded secrets and laughs, As well as sorrows and pain. I have never met you, but feel as if I have known you most of my life. To most this might sound silly, But I assure them, it is not. This Is For Two Dear Friends I love You Guys.. Jilly & Shane

Is Everyone Ready
i love this holiday my tree is already up all i need now is shopping for gift how many people out there are ready for this holiday as i am i love this holiday the snow lights the best holiday ever i find

Men...
Sometimes you think you find a great catch and it is taken away from you for some unknown reason. I am starting to like this guy who is kinda far away... But I'm not afraid. I will get out of this what i deserve... whatever that may be. I just dont know how to go about it the right way... any suggestions? I'm not one for competition or being compared/ competiting against other girls who may seem better than me. I am my own self and that is what i have to offer. if you dont like it.. then i guess thats too bad. this is a pointless blog because no one reads it. but its cool... needed to get that off my chest. Im still in a really good mood =) have been since this weekend... joy!

Changes In Tds
As of this moment TDS' online store is undergoing drastic changes in both appearance and products offered. We have new policies regaurding customer service and welcome any input that may further help us to serve you the customer. Also it has been decided by the heads of TDS Ind. that project fuzzy bunny will go ahead as planned without further changes. We look forward to your continued show of support and serving you again in the future. As always thank you for choosing TDS as your quality every day merchandise provider. Also for the next two weeks we have openings in the Image/Design department and public relations department. Applications can be mailed to thedarkseedsaga@yahoo.com For artists please include a sample of your work when doing so.

Love
You Are 49% Addicted to Love Might as well face it, you're addicted to love. You've been a fool for love many times - but are you the wiser for it? Your needs should come first, both in and out of relationships. Because you're the only one who can look out for yourself! Are You Addicted to Love?

Onions & Christmas Trees
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases - each like a different type of tree. In his twenties, he is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.

The More I Listen To Kill Hannah...
The more I love them, and I can't wait to see them on Sunday! "Scream" I saw the clouds forming tornadoes in the sky The winter winds blew on lake michigan that night I carved your name into my arm So i would remember you Sometimes it hurts so bad i don't want to know what to say Enacting sybil vane in some tragic way So afraid that i can't ever explain So now i Scream And hope it's a dream It's hard just to breathe When you say goodbye I wanna sleep but there are nightmares when i try The birds are circling I know the reasons why Maybe a sad song some time I will make you remember me Somehow i feel that it's my destiny to fail Get dried and hung upon a gallery wall Holding on by just a thread to my heart So now i Scream And hope it's a dream It's hard just to breathe When we say goodbye Scream It's not what it seems I still cant believe That we said goodbye

Sweet! Fucking Awesome!!!
So, I just called SU again. And guess what I found out??? National Portfolio Day counted as my official review! That means I kicked fucking ass for my SU review! Now, she didn't know when I'd find out my exact review score...She said it'd definitely be in the packet I get when I send in the rest of my application. One kicked-ass-and-took-names review down, one to go. :) This kinda makes up for a lot of things :D

Go Forward With Courage
When you are in doubt, be still, and wait; when doubt no longer exists for you, then go forward with courage. So long as mists envelop you, be still; be still until the sunlight pours through and dispels the mists -- as it surely will. Then act with courage. White Eagle

Its Just Her & The Dj
ITS JUST HER & THE DJ She makes her grand entrance, everyone makes way for her As she steps onto her playground the energy is hers to stir One look to the DJ he knows to play her song and turn it up loud Smile beaming she’s ready to drop into a trance and shake up the crowd Hips begin to sway slowly as she builds up speed Arms making snake like movements she’s ready to take the lead Her feet slide across the dance floor with fast precision Suitors begin to surround her but she makes no decision She dances alone she loves her space its always all about her She’s on a mission to be contagious energy for you, of this she is sure. Can’t get enough as one song transitions into another DJ knows how to spin the right beats feed her as her music lover. Can’t slow her down she’s already started and as she looks around She winks, coyishly smiles because her euphoric mood she’s found No other place she’d rather be, Nothing else she’d rather do Can’t pry her from this spot she ha

A Friend Like You....
A friend like you is a special gift worth more than finest gold. You've been there in my darkest hours with a comforting hand to hold. You know my thoughts before I speak, we share our hopes and fears and when life brings us joy and grief, we share our smiles and tears. You're generous with your time and love, always there with a hand to lend. Life wouldn't be as rich without you. I'm so happy to call you my friend.

Helemts Off To Ucla
OK as if I didn't think USC could lose. I mean a huge loss in yardage alone by penalites (STUPID) to kill us. I feel UCLA came in with their game face and said NO ONE IS GONNA BEAT US IN OUR HOUSE. We came out strong but died somewhere between middle of the second quater. Unfortuanetly I got some bad news from a buddy so my heart wasn't even in the game and I wasn't even watching so I got myself ready for an adult birthday party. NOT really in the mood to go but it's hubby cousin and she called to make sure I was going earlier..Well I could here hubby in the background screaming and jumping NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO SHIT SHIT SHIT.. So I knew by all that, that USC was not playing their game. OK so UCLA can brag how they were the "SPOILERS" who knocked us out of National Championship Contention and they finally beat us 6 yrs later. HUGE STRIDES.. SO HELMETS OFF TO UCLA... NEXT SEASON BABY IN OUR HOUSE!!! Courtesy of MsTags.com

The Gift Of God
The Gift of god There was seen a radiance Glowing one night Near the little maiden Mary In blue and white. "Lilies are not fairer, "Roses more red, Than the Child she sings to slumber," An angel said. So the shepherds ventured Through the white cold, And their eyes beheld the Infant, An hour old. Long they gazed and wondered, Awkward in awe, At the paramount perfection Within their straw. "Diamonds are but trifles! "Rubies no gem!" Cried the hearts that slaved for pittance Near Bethlehem. So it was forever, After the night When the little maiden Mary Wore blue and white.

If
If i gazed into your eyes would u turn away? If i held your hand in mine Would u pull away If i kissed you would you kiss me back? If i offered you my heart would u decline? If i was there would you be mine?

Love And Life
She sits quietly, Contemplating life and love, Wondering just how important, Her part in the world is, She feels as if nothing will change, She wonders where time has gone, And just who cares? Seasons slowly merge into each other, As she thinks, And nothing does change, For she does nothing to make it.

To Jamie...
If you jinx me and said weirdo say SOMEHOW manages to find me on this site, or even myspace I will take my butt up to Jersey and kick it PERSONALLY!! LOL!!! Don't say stuff like that, it's really freaky, and I wouldn't think it beyond impossible to happen. So grrrr. I still ♥ ya though girlie! Yeah so if you read this. This is your impending doom if it happens. Luv ya!

I Miss My Baby :(
I'm so tired of being here Suppressed by all my childish fears And if you have to leave I wish that you would just leave 'Cause your presence still lingers here And it won't leave me alone These wounds won't seem to heal This pain is just too real There's just too much that time cannot erase When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears And I held your hand through all of these years But you still have All of me You used to captivate me By your resonating life Now I'm bound by the life you've left behind Your face it haunts My once pleasant dreams Your voice it chased away All the sanity in me I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone But though you're still with me I've been alone all along

Get Santa Drunk!
Click on the link and use your arrow keys to get Santa drunk. Don't touch the train track! In the essence of holiday stress, thought you might take a moment from your busy, busy lives to demonstrate your keyboarding prowess. Use your arrow keys to take Santa to his goal of complete alcoholic oblivion! Mouse won't work once your at the screen with Santa and the train track. www.banditos.info/speles/sobersanta2.swf

Sometimes.
Sometimes I wish I could run and take you away with me, the way we seem so good together, or the way we laugh so hard our cheeks turn red. The reason I stay up late at night sometimes is because we laugh so hard and because good friends are so hard to come by. We'd laugh and throw our heads back clutching our stomachs not being able to breath and telling each other to stop making the other laugh so hard our sides began to ache. I miss the laughter, but it's like you went and poofed away in the blink of an eye, my night owl. You're like a best friend, but the distance between us makes it only a friendship to be grasped to so tightly our fingers start to hurt. I wish we could stroll along a busy street lost in our own silly laughter and just allow ourselves to breathe for the moment in our childlike antics. Isn't it fun sometimes to have a moment when we can feel like a kid again, carefree, and oblivious to anything but the beating joy in our hearts? Hmm, I wish we could j

And Now, A Word From Our Sponsors...
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Lonely Life- Written For Mucha
in this world we meet and greet many people some stay some go. those who stay some on good terms some are not. with this life become hectic, and people become bitter. to survive in life you need a few friends and a trusted other. yet even with your other you become lonely wheither your together or not. that is not a happy existance. people need love life happiness. to be in love and lonely is not a life at all it's a slow ride to the living dead. mucha lif will be better written by biker reds

Well Now That I Have Done That
so I yelled at a friend. Bad goddess, I know. I apologized, and thankfully accepted. and I realized I need to give up for the night, I am stressed, I have cried (over many things that snowballed from all of this) and now I am honestly a little sick to my stomach over the whole thing. so, I will set aside what I have done and try to just relax. so now... I will write some emails, and talk with a few people whos company I enjoy, and even though I am freezing, I think I will have some ice cream

Idk... Hate Me 4 It.
your sick of feeling alone? I'm here as well. Close your eyes and picture a life without darkness. Rise against them. Pick up the pieces of shattered heart. Knife shoved in so far. Welcome to my hell. Welcome to my life. I'm going down the rabbit hole never looking back. sinking deeper in the pain. I can't get enough. feeling better than before. shatter your happiness before it gets too much. A friend is sore to the touch.

Those Who Hurt
December 4, 2006 Those Who Hurt Mark 10:46-52 When we’re in pain, we may question whether God cares or even knows what we’re going through. Our difficult circumstances can give us a wrong view of Him. Scripture teaches that our three-in-one God is omniscient. In other words, He knows all things. No actions or persons are hidden from His sight. The past, present, and future are all laid out before Him. (Psalm 33:13-15; Hebrews 4:13) 1 Chronicles 28:9 tells us, “the Lord searches all hearts, and understands every intent of the thoughts.” Because of this, He knows us intimately. And with His perfect knowledge, He understands what we really need. (Matthew 10:29-30) God’s love and concern for us do not change, even if our pain has resulted from our own sinful actions. Jesus repeatedly demonstrated God’s loving concern for people. He met with Nicodemus, one of Israel’s religious leaders. And without condemnation or accusation, Jesus showed him the way to God. (J

Thank God For Children Saying Grace...
Last week I took my children to a restaurant. My six-year-old son asked if he could say grace. As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good, God is great. Thank you for the food, and I would even thank you more if Mom gets us ice cream for dessert. And Liberty and justice for all! Amen!" Along with the laughter from the other customers nearby I heard a woman remark, "That's what's wrong with this country. Kids today don't even know how to pray. Asking God for ice cream! Why, I never!" Hearing this, my son burst into tears and asked me, "Did I do it wrong? Is God mad at me?" As I held him and assured him that he had done a terrific job and God was certainly not mad at him, an elderly gentleman approached the table. He winked at my son and said, "I happen to know that God thought that was a great prayer. "Really?" my son asked. "Cross my heart," the man replied. Then in a theatrical whisper he added (indicating the woman whose remark had started this whole thing), "Too bad s

Which Action Hero Are You
You scored as Maximus. After his family was murdered by the evil emperor Commodus, the great Roman general Maximus went into hiding to avoid Commodus's assassins. He became a gladiator, hoping to dominate the colosseum in order to one day get the chance of killing Commodus. Maximus is valiant, courageous, and dedicated. He wants nothing more than the chance to avenge his family, but his temper often gets the better of him. Maximus83%Batman, the Dark Knight50%Neo, the "One"50%Captain Jack Sparrow50%William Wallace33%The Terminator33%El Zorro25%The Amazing Spider-Man17%Lara Croft17%James Bond, Agent 007

Sexiest Bbw Contest
IM HOLDING A BBW CONTEST FOR ALL OF THE BBW WHO WANT TO BE RECONIZED FOR THE BBW THEY ARE ANYONE WHO WANTS TO JOIN SEND IN YOUR PICS CONTEST STARTS 12/06/06 HURRY U AND ENTER THERE WILL BE PRIZES...

Midweek Madness
Books have the same enemies as people: fire, humidity, animals, weather, and their own content. - Paul Valery I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image. - Stephen Hawking There are two ways to slide easily through life; to believe everything or to doubt everything. Both ways save us from thinking. - Alfred Korzybski

Depeche Mode-freelove
If you've been hiding from love If you've been hiding from love I can understand where you're coming from I can understand where you're coming from If you've suffered enough If you've suffered enough I can understand what you're thinking of I can see the pain that you're frightened of And I'm only here To bring you free love Let's make it clear That this is free love No hidden catch No strings attached Just free love No hidden catch No strings attached Just free love I've been running like you I've been running like you Now you understand why I'm running scared Now you understand why I'm running scared I've been searching for truth I've been searching for truth And I haven't been getting anywhere No I haven't been getting anywhere And I'm only here To bring you free love Let's make it clear That this is free love No hidden catch No strings attached Just free love No hidden catch No strings attached Just free love Hey girl You've go

The Crow's Stroy....
The Crow’s Story Legend has it that long ago, when the Earth was still young, there lived a people most blessed by the Gods, for they lived in perfect harmony with one another, without greed or avarice. To honor these simple people, the Gods were most generous with their gifts, and the greatest of all of the gifts was that of the Crow. You see, the Crow was the most beautiful creature to ever be created; a bird so colorful, with wings sprinkled with shining pearl dust, and a voice so beautiful, so melodic as to calm the angriest man or lull the fussiest baby. These people were most fortunate to share their land with such a miraculous creature. But as often it happens, there became, among these people, some who would not remain content with sharing equally their gifts; some who wanted a larger share, and with this greed came discontent and anger and all types of ugliness. This so displeased the Gods that they decided to punish the people by taking away their most useful and needed

Who Started Christmas?
A woman was Christmas shopping with her two Children. After many hours of walking down row after Row of toys and after hours of hearing both her Children asking for everything they saw on those Many shelves, she finally made it to the store Elevator with her two children in hand. She was feeling what so many of us feel during the Holiday season time of the year - getting that Perfect gift for every single person on our shopping List, overwhelming pressure to go to every party, Every housewarming, taste all the holiday food and Treats, making sure we don't forget anyone on our Card list, and the pressure of making sure we Respond to everyone who sent us a card. Finally the elevator doors opened revealing a crowd in the car. She pushed her way in and dragged her two kids and all her bags of stuff in with her. As the doors closed she couldn't take it anymore and blurted out: "Whoever started this whole Christmas thing should be found, strung up, and shot." From the

Learn To Speak Chinese In 5 Minutes
(Important: Read Out Loud) English Phrase / Chinese Translation 1. "That's not right"............... Sum Ting Wong 2. "Are you harboring a fugitive?".. Hu Yu Hai Ding 3. "See me ASAP".................... Kum Hia Nao 4. "There goes Stupid Man".......... Dum Dum Wa King 5. "Small Horse".................... Tai Ni Po Ni 6. "Did you go to the beach?"....... Wai Yu So Tan 7. "I bumped into a coffee table"... Ai Bang Mai Ni 8. "I think you need a face lift"... Chin Tu Fat 9. "It's very dark in here"......... Wao So Dim 10. "I thought you were on a diet".. Wai Yu Mun Ching 11. "This is a tow away zone"....... No Pah King 12. "Our meeting is next week"...... Wai Yu Kum Nao 13. "Staying out of sight!"......... Lei Ying Lo 14. "He's cleaning his automobile".. Wa Shing Ka 15. "Your body odor is offensive"... Yu Stin Ki Pu 16. "Great"......................... Su Pah

My Sex Sign
my sex sign Aries men: Sleeping with him is like playing croquet with live bombs - you never know what is going to happen! Never expect him to wait for you to be ready - he will rip your clothes off if he is ready to go. Don't tease him or you'd better be ready to deliver. Fond of slave master games and he likes it rough. Aries men are also explorers, so be ready to go where no woman has gone before. His favorite position: a woman on her knees leaning forward.

Untitled 4
9-14-03 Untitled 4 By: Travis Smith If words could kill They did me today As my world with her Came to an end I used to say "I Love You" But it didn't mean anything At least to her anyway If actions were predictable I could've stopped it This time was undetected Like a knife to my heart All that's left for me Is a my broken little heart And what's left Of a dismembered man One who was full at the start Until it was her Who broke my heart

20 Ways To Confuse Santa
1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds. 2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket. 3. Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants. 4. While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly. 5. Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit! 6. Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa." 7. Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home. 8. Throw a surprise party for Santa when he comes down the chimney. Refuse to let him le

Christmas Ornament
You Are a Tree You love every part of the holidays, down to the candy canes and stockings. And you're goofy enough to put a Christmas tree ornament on your tree! What Christmas Ornament Are You?

A Song.
(I'm in a werid mood today!) I left Keith a comment, but at the same time I created the BEST SONG ON EARTH! and I had to share it with the world! :breaks into song: "Me meee cheese cheese it make me happy le cheese cheese cheese makey me no poo poo but I love me le cheese cheese" The end. Awesome right? I know. -Fallon PS. Oh and if you can get past the amazing-ness of my song and care: I've been good. Working and being good, yeah. Woot. Oh and I finally send out xmas cards, Phew and I'm spent. Goodnight. PPS. I hate the way the "x" looks when it's capitalized, like so "X" Ugh! Just hate it!

Staind-epiphany
"Epiphany" Your words to me just a whisper Your face is so unclear I try to pay attention Your words just disappear 'Cause its always raining in my head Forget all the things I should have said So I speak to you in riddles because My words get in my way. I smoke the whole thing to my head and feel it wash away 'cause i can't take anymore of this, I want to come apart. or dig myself a little hole inside your precious heart 'Cause its always raining in my head Forget all the things I should have said I am nothing more than a little boy inside That cries out for attention yet I always try to hide 'Cause I talk to you like children, Though I don't know how I feel But I know I'll do the right thing If the right thing is revealed 'Cause its always raining in my head Forget all the things I should have said

My Ct Family
So Im In The SK Family Now..Its Not A HUGE CT FAMILY..Just A Group Of Close Friends (as MarQ says :P) I Have An Album Of Pics Of Us Plus A Cool One I Made..Click My Profile Link And The Pic Album Is Called SK Family...Go Leave Comments And Ratings Plz Thanks Lovlies x0x Mrs.Flyhead@ CherryTAP

Staind-everything Changes
"Everything Changes" If you just walked away What could I really say? Would it matter anyway? Would it change how you feel? I am the mess you chose The closet you cannot close, The devil in you I suppose 'Cause the wounds never heal. [Chorus:] But everything changes If I could turn back the years If you could learn to forgive me Then I could learn to feel, Sometimes the things I say In moments of disarray Succumbing to the games we play To make sure that it's real. [Chorus] When it's just me and you. Who knows what we could do. If we can just make it through The toughest part of the day. [Chorus] Stay here together And we could Conquer the world If we could Say that forever Is more than just a word. If you just walked away What could I really say? Would it matter anyway?. It wouldn't change how you feel.

Ammunition For A Home Defense Shotgun.
Taken from: http://www.tacticalshotgun.ca/ballistics_shotgun.html Shotgun Terminal Ballistics Introduction Terminal ballistics is the study of the interaction between penetrating projectiles and body tissues. Evolving in tandem with small arms development, most of our current understanding of terminal ballistics has come from the hard work of dedicated trauma surgeons, starting with Dr. Emile T. Kocher's groundbreaking work towards the end of the 18th century up to contemporary times with Dr. Martin L Fackler. Unfortunately, much of their work is relatively difficult if not impossible for the general public to access. For the most part, the science of wound ballistics has focused on military small arms ammunition (ie: centerfire rifle ammunition in common military calibers such as 5.56 NATO, 7.62 NATO) and pistol ammunition (such as the ubiquitous 9mm, .40S&W, and .45ACP). Shotgun wound ballistics seem to have been somewhat neglected in the available literature; somthing t

Sorry Juggalo Family
MY PUTER IS STUPID AND HAS LET ME DOWN ONCE AGAIN SO IM SORRY TO REPORT AT THIS TIME I CAN NOT DJ IN THE JUGGALO METTING SPOT FOR NOW CUZ MY PUTER IS DOWN SO IM UNABLE TO PLAY THE WICKED SHIT FOR MY FAM SO IF ANYONE ELSE WANTS TO DJ WILL IM DOWN LET ME KNOW! LUVS YALL!! MMFWCL4LYF!

Missing Baby Jesus???
PLEASE TAKE TIME TO READ: I believe this will be the most heart warming story you will read this Christmas. After you read this, you will think differently about how you will spend your Christmas, and what you will do to help others...If God lays upon your heart to help some family, PLEASE do so. May God richly bless you all, and may you allow the Holy Spirit to speak to your hearts. Love to all. About a week before Christmas, our family bought a new nativity scene. When we unpacked it, we found two figures of the Baby Jesus. "Someone must have packed this wrong," mother said, counting out the figures. "We have one Joseph, one Mary, three wise men, three shepherds, two lambs, a donkey, a cow, an angel and two babies. Oh, dear! I suppose some set down at the store is missing a Baby Jesus because we have two." "You two run back down to the store and tell the manager that we have an extra Jesus. Tell him to put a sign on the remaining boxes saying that if a set i

Let Us Pray...
Prayer for our soldiers. Prayer: "Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen." Prayer Request: When you receive this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our troops around the world. Of all the gifts you could give a Marine, Soldier, Sailor, Airman, & others deployed in harm's way, prayer is the very best one.

My Messenger Ids Girls Only
MY YAHOO MESSENGER ID IS rick_willis2001@yahoo.com AND MY MSN MESSENGER ID IS knightrider_777_77@hotmail.com PLEASE READ ALL MY PROFILE IN LOSTCHERRY GIRLS AND LOOK AT ALL MY PICS GIRLS

Fuck
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High On Hapy Pills
So....The retail busyness is starting and I can only HOPE to kick everyones ass at the sales competition. So far I havent even REALLY tried and I've kicked ass the first 2 weeks. This week Steve and I are head to head and today determines who will win! Wish me luck!! If I do win...I get a 27 inch samsung HDTV lcd tv. Sure, its not huge but its better than what I have. Everone send some luck my way please! I could definately use it! Here are my up and coming plans. Tonight I am going over to the Borat Boyz (Ben & STeve from work)'s place to take their Christmas picture. If they ACTUALLY do it...You are soo going to see it. I can't wait! Sunday Andy is coming home for a bit. I havent seen him since Weds. He is in the city taking his exams and final scenarios for the polic academy. I will see him for a bit at his family xmas party on Sunday, but then he goes back to the city till Thurs. I am going to pick my puppy up at the airport on Monday. I am so excited I could scream. Its

Single Purpose Unit (i Was Buit To Fuck)
Setting the stage with malevolent rage Random acts of insanity and vicious mind games Wondering what it sounds like on the other end of the sound wave There’s an echo in the gaping chest wound but it’s not the same Feel free to consider yourself enslaved To the distance between you and the putrid gates Life in a flash that can’t be slowed or staved Oh shit, there I go; I think I’ve sinned again I get off on the way you get away with hating me I brush it off as I plan meticulously What I’m going to use to puncture your kidney And how to fill one lung with tar, and the other with honey Turn hate into an object and sodomize you with it Let it burn away at whatever’s inside you Let it burn away every lie you’ve schooled And rip away the illusion of the Kingdome you thought you ruled I’m the one who will serve you your own blood Dance in your gore, and bleed for fun Hell bent on depravity and destruction Think you can break a machine that was built to fuck?

I Believe
I BELIEVE I believe in miracles and dreams that will come true. I believe in tender moments and friendship, through and through. I believe in stardust and moonbeams all aglow. I believe there's magic and more there than we know. I believe in reaching out and touching from the heart. I believe that if we touch, a gift we can impart. I believe that if you cry your tears are not in vain. And when you're sad and lonely, others know your pain. I believe that when we laugh a sparkle starts to shine. And I just know that spark will spread from more hearts than just mine. I believe that hidden in the quiet of the night. There's magic moths and gypsies, a fairy and a sprite. I believe that if you dance the dances of your heart, that greater happiness will find a brand new way to start. I believe the gifts you have, are there for you to share. And when you give from the heart, the whole world knows you care.

A Curtain Of Uncertainty
The pearly gates or the fire? I doubt the truth..Follow the darkness, but keep my faith. I am one of God's children. Maybe a gift. Of that I am uncertain. You are one of god's greatest Gifts to the world.. you have been blessed. You Can Seed miracles, but who is there for you? All these blessings, but who will bless you. I am. I will. I owe that to you. Anytime you need me. Anytime. I'll never deny you like Peter did Jesus. Trust me. I don't know you, but I Love you more than anyone could ever know. I Love who you are and what you've helped me see. To me you are more beautiful than words could describe. Thank you for sharing your gift with me.I choose the Light. I will follow the path of righteousness that has been laid before me.

Please Help Me!!!!!!!!!!
hey all im in need of serious help.. im in a XXX contest and i need votes!! only one rate and vote per person plz or ill be disqualified.. so plz go get my pic and get ur friends to hit it too!!!! MMFWCL to you all!!!!! http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=440324&albumid=146332&i=691141344

10 More Spots Available!!!
The sexiest cherry lips contest begins monday. There are 10 more openings for this contest.. Please look for what you think are sexy lips and send me the link(with owners permission of course) and i will submit the pic. RULES: 1. ratings and comments will decide winner 2. multiple comments are allowed 3. contestants can vote for themselves Very simple contest ppl! Winning prizes will be decided on a later date.... but it will be a VIC gift. Please repost this in your bulliten with the link to my page added.. Thank you much!! http://cherrytap.com/user/393111

Tequila Christmas Cookies
tequila christmas cookies Here's a great Christmas Cookie recipe that I thought you might want to try this year: 1 cup of water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the ****. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt

Mcr At The Aragon! Part 1
Ok so like the concert fucking rocked, despite we got harassed by security alot of the time and they confiscated my camera, but I did manage to get some kick ass pictures. Stay tuned to the blog to see them coming soon! RAWWWWR I hadn't seen a concert this HYPE in ages! Was well worth the 10 Blocks we walked and the 4 hours we stood lol. SO sore today tho laffin!! wooot!! xo

Are You In Damn Love?
Are you really in love? Or do you think that you are in love? There is a big difference between Love and infatuation. Some people can't tell the difference, thinking they are in love but really it is a deep infatuation. Infatuation is instant desire - one set of glands calling to another. Love is friendship that has caught fire. It takes root and grows, one day at a time. Infatuation is marked by a feeling of insecurity. You are excited and eager, but not genuinely happy. There are nagging doubts, unanswered questions, little bits and pieces about your beloved that you would just as soon not examine too closely. It might spoil the dream. Love is the quiet understanding and mature acceptance of imperfection. It is real. It gives you strength and grows beyond you - to bolster your beloved. You are warmed by their presence, even when they are away. Miles do not separate you. You have so many wonderful little films in your head that you keep replaying. But near or far, you

Making Love To All Of Me
I Love Him He Loves Me I Love the way He makes Love to Me He kisses Me, He caresses Me, He tickles My Soul Make Love to My body, Make Love to My mind Make Love to Me He's a warrior He holds Me in his heart, He holds Me in his arms He holds Me as his sword breaks down My wall A wall that had never been broken Stroking, Stroking, Stroking Slowly, Slowly, Slowly Swimming in this Ocean An Ocean of Love He's drowning--I'm drowning He's drowning Inside of Me His sweat is glistening and rolling off his beautiful body His sweat drips onto me and mixes in with the rest of our Love Juices Faster, Deeper, Faster, Deeper I'm open--He opens His Love pours from him It fills My Heart It fills My Mind It fills My Soul His Love feels My Body He feels Me up-He holds Me tight-We become One He is now apart of ME I- a part of Him Thrusting and Thrusting and Thrusting Until his point is understood His story is complete But this is not the end He Loves Me

How To Use Flirting To Make Her Want You
>NOTE: If you're interested in learning how to use Body Language to trigger MASSIVE attraction and "sexual chemistry" with women, then you should take a minute and read THIS: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/BodyLanguage/ I want to talk about the concept of "flirting", and why it's SO important that you understand exactly what it is and how to do it with women. To begin with, women know what flirting is and they respond VERY differently to flirting communication than they do to typical social communication. If you understand flirting and sexual tension, you can begin conversations with women and have them INSTANTLY feeling ATTRACTION for you. If you DON'T understand how flirting and sexual tension work, then you're either going to have to become famous or make a LOT of money to be successful with women. I'm going to suggest that you learn how to flirt well, then do it RIGHT FROM THE BEGINNING in your interactions with women

How Perfect Is My Life ??!!
Your Life is 98% Perfect You truly have the perfect life. And you probably feel like the luckiest person in the world. You have a great career, family, and personal life. You have it going on!How Perfect is Your Life?

Thanks Friends For Helping
do wish to thank all the real friends that voted for me in the hottest grandma contest. This is to inform all that i will Not be in any more. When it gets where u got to beg for people to vote, it is way too sad. So, once again, thanks to all that did vote for me and have a wonderful Holiday and Merry Christmas.

My Dear Friends
hello everyone! ever since ive been here ive been shown so much love and kindness from everyone.... and I was wondering as a favor to me, if you could show that same about of kindness and love to a good friend of mine who's been going to through a really rough time. show her some love, fan her, add her, rate her.......and if you do this send me a message and you just might find a little surprise in your inbox.Thanks guys! ¢¾ SexyGreek ¢¾ AthenianSweetheart@ CherryTAP

Lost
Lost I feel it deep inside my bones, A weiriness that grows and grows. I've felt so happy i could cry, I've felt so happy i could die. It ended before it could begin, My love for you my only sin. I yearn to hold you everyday, To gently kiss your tears away. I've travelled through a black abyss, Longing for your softest kiss. The pain i hold and feel inside, Is more than i could ever hide. My love for you has no bounds, But I'm forced to sit and hold my ground. I'll call you friend and smile and laugh, But deep inside my breaks in half. I'll sit and wait; no mater what the cost, For now i know I'm truly lost. Michael B. Reilly

What Would Happen If Men Got Pregant
* Maternity leave would last two years....with full pay. * There would be a cure for stretch marks. * Natural childbirth would become obsolete. * Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem. * All methods of birth control would be 100% effective. * Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained. * Men would be eager to talk about commitment. * They wouldn't think twins were so cute. * Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM. * Breifcases would be used as diaper bags. * Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes. * They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy. * Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entree's. * Women would rule the world.

Forgive Them!
1 Peter 3:16 “Having a good conscience; that, whereas they speak evil of you, as of evildoers, they may be ashamed that falsely accuse your good conversation in Christ.” +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Have you ever been criticized? Maybe blamed for something you didn’t do? Or been unjustly slandered? You are not alone. Jesus was the "whipping boy" of much criticism and slander in His day. Was He worried? NO! You too, must not worry when others speak falsely. Just give it to the Lord. Jesus tells us, “When they criticize you, just roll that over onto Me. I understand and I am in charge. You just trust in Me.” Lift up your hands as a gesture of giving to God all of those people who have criticized or judged you over the years. Ask Him to forgive them. Ask Him to give you grace and strength to love them. Anytime someone ever says anything about you, just say..."Forgive them for they do not know".

Kittie!!!!!!!!
Kittie Interview & PerformanceSat 12/23 1:00 pm ETCanadian metallic chicks Kittie claw host Jose Mangin as Hard Attack gets up close and personal in this acoustic jam session and candid interview. Listen in as Kittie perform two songs in rare & bare form off their forthcoming release, Funeral For Yesterday, out in stores on February 20th through their own label, Kiss Of Infamy. You'll also hear studio tracks from the new Kittie CD, plus killer songs from Pantera, Thine Eyes Bleed, Kataklysm, In This Moment, and Priestess!Rebroadcasts: Tues., Dec. 26th @ 3 pm ET, Thurs., Jan. 4th @ 10 pm ET, & Tues., Jan. 16th @ 5pm ET. i will love forever anyone who can record this and send it to me.

What Sport Car Should I Drive? !
You Should Drive a Lamborghini A true daredevil, you're always in search of a new rush. Clearly, you're a total speed demon... just don't get caught!What Sports Car Should You Drive?

Hahaha
How do these people survive? ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets TWO I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind,

Walmart
Ok so today was my brothers payday,I usually go with him cause ihave nothing better to do.We picked some food up went to Subway then xmas shopping this took forever.We were walmart.My parents to.My brother was getting them gifts so it took a while for them to make there minds up.My mom gave my brother money cause he couldn't find what he wanted.She already bought me that computer tower that was on sale on black friday.Its working great.She gave me some more money today.I am so spoiled.i am gonna bu books with my money.My brother is giving me money so i want books with it to.I have turned into a damn BookWarm.I could be worse.@mrow we are going to kingwood hes got to pay his insurance.We are getting pizzahut pizza cause he got a gift certifcate.Thats about it.Oh wait.Last night me & mom7 aunt made hard tack candy.It's so yummy.I will post pics.Also rented some movies tonight.I didn't get to rent the ones i wanted they hadn't came in.That's about it.

Mp3 Player
My sony NWHD3 20gb mp3 player is giving up on me. I've had it for a little over a year...wow i just realized that, that really fucking sucks, stay away from sony mp3 players they last long enough to exceed the warranty. The reason why I bought the sony instead of and ipod is because I don't want to be that person who has and ipod because everyone has one, it's fucking annoying! Also the battery last 2 weeks! on one charge...but as time goes on that two weeks dwindled to 5 - 7 days. So I'm going to use the one (ipod nano) my sister gave me for christmas last year. If it last longer than the sony then I'll lose my grudge against apple.

Still Obsessed / Hollowpoint Linked
Ok, this is to Jeff and my friends. Many of you know the whole "reginna" story, how she was busted being a fake using a girl named Carlee pic's. Well, IT has a male account as well claiming to have met "reginna" in person. Well funny thing is that all of "hollowpoint's" images on IT's profile are all linked to "reginna's" photobucket account. Hollowpoints Image Addy's: http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j117/friendlywitch/vidos/kinky00027.gif http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j117/friendlywitch/water.jpg http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j117/friendlywitch/2713979648.jpg http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j117/friendlywitch/funny%20ones/1253424152_m.gif http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j117/friendlywitch/we%20models%20are%20beautiful/imagine4u2b7fn.gif http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j117/friendlywitch/we%20models%20are%20beautiful/9380Bridge_Over_Troubled_Water_by_k.jpg http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j117/friendlywitch/we%20models%20are%20beautiful/ShowLetter33.gif http

Gothic Night B4 Christmas!!!
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through our house was blasting the "St. Vitus Dance" by Bauhaus; Torn fishnets were draped on my forearms with care, And two cans of Aquanet applied to my hair; My thoughts were of graveyards, and horror and dread, Black visions of pain and despair in my head; And Bianca, whose face was as pale as the moon, Had thrown up her arm for this evening's swoon, When out by the gravestones there came such a clatter, I sprang from the coffin to find out the matter. Away to the window I flew like a ghost, Expecting to find a dark devilish host. The moon on the breast of the uncaring snow Threw ominous shadows on objects below, When, before my tormented eyes did traverse, But a gorgeous black Crane & Breed carved-panel hearse, With a gaunt, shrouded driver, who filled me with fear, And eight skeletal creatures that might have been deer. More rapid than vultures his coursers they came, And his deep Andrew Eldritch voice called them b

True Love
You say send me an angel I'll be there You say give me a hug My arms are open wide You say jump I ask how high You cry I give you my shoulder You laugh I smile You fall I'll catch you or fall with you You slow down I'll stop and wait You look at me I'm not lost anymore You speak I linger on your every word You leave I will follow You hide I'll search for you You look into my eyes I'll kiss you You give up hope I bring you back up You ask will you? I'll say yes You'll say forever I'll say through sickness and in health You say I love you I say Baby I love you more No matter what I'm there for you. Just say it and I'll do it. Love is a powerful thing! Use it to the fullest and never let it burn out. We can get through this together and forever

I Found You...
My heart was broken Many times before But I never stoped So it broke some more Everytime I try to love My heart was up high But it always break somehow Whenever somebody says goobye But then that faithful day came The day you came to my life I knew you were the perfect one I will marry and be my wife Now that were together We will never be apart Cause you picked up the pieces Of my broken heart The faithful day I will never forget Is the day that still stays true A day is very special to me The day I found you!

My Proposal
Concealed within is truth,blinded by fear, beautifully painted in a mirage from memorable years, as I search for the questions that I've waited so long to ask, I struggle to receive the future and surrender to the past, with prayer and faith the path I travel will be with courage and strength, for in the fates I trust to give me a life that's great, so please take my hand and side by side come along into a journey filled with love, to a place we both belong, for every step forward will be one less look back, so soon our only vision will be of each other and things never lacked.

Friday!
Okay- Some of you know that I am happily married to my hubby Stephen. He works for Goodyear Gemini here in Phoenix, Arizona. Goodyear has three plants and the Union Workers went on strike. They sent thousands of people over to the plants to work. Well he was sent off and he's now been gone since November 26Th. We've never been apart from each other except once and that was for four days. Well he finally gets to come home on Friday at 1:00 P.M.! I'm getting very excited. The bad thing is he leaves on Tuesday December 26Th. He'll be gone till the end of January but there might be a possibility that we will have to move out to Topeka, Kansas if they offer him a permanent position. So- Yeah my hubby will be home really soon! Then we can make up for lost time! T'Kayla Ayanna

:p Mans Best Friend
A dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: “Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.” The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: “There are only nine words here. You could send another ‘Woof’ for the same price.” The dog replied, “But that would make no sense at all.”

Bless You All !
As I reflect upon this year I think of all the great blessings that the Lord has bestowed upon my life. I also think of all the wonderful people that help support,thank you Tara,thank you friends!

What Is Your Sexual Zodiac? Do You Have A Clue
Cancer You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool. You have to have trust in your partner, so you’re not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you won’t take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling. Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

I Want To Know
I want to know 1.Your Full Name: 2. Age: 3. Single or Taken: 4. Favorite Movie: 5. Favorite Song: 6. Favorite Band/Artist: 7. Dirty or Clean? 8. Tattoos and/or Piercings: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Why Dont we know each other outside of myspace? 2. Whats your philosophy on life? 3. Would you have my back in a fight? 4. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best intrest? 5.The thing you desire most out of life is? 6. Would you give me a kidney? 7. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you: 8. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 9. Can we get together and make a cake? 10. One fun thing you want to do? 11. Favorite eightys movie? 12.Would you put a cig out on your x's face ? 13. Would you ride across country with me? 14. Do you think I'm attractive? 15. If you could change anything about me, would you? 16. What do you wear to sleep? 17. Would you come over for no reason just

Not All Poems Uplift
agony In the rush to become what is ideal failing to think about what I feel working so hard to live up to expectation see the thing I became for others elation loosing all that I held dear giving in to all for sake of fear beholding the path that I had taken Feeling so lost, alone, and forsaken price paid in blood and sweat held cheap too high a price when the pain cuts so deep lesson learned and change given its due be true to myself and no one else new guard and beware of those called friend trust in no one until life is at an end selfish uncaring masses live and turn to dust believing the lie that the world is just By R. Thomas Dinsmore Beloved Deceitful wretch The deceitful wretch telling me lies Thinking them to be a comforting disguise Counting upon my gullibility Believing that through them I can not see Telling me lies of love and our content Acting as if it was heaven sent To be there always by my side Yet in the shadows the wretch do

I Face The Flag
I Face The Flag, September 11, 2001 I face the flag, With a tear in my eye, And pride in my heart, Forever may she fly. I listen to the song, With sorrow ringing in my ear, And my voice cracks, On the words so dear. I watch the workers, Covered with dust and sweat, Proudly they work, They haven’t given up yet. I hear the prayers, Filled with sorrow and pain, Families being brave, While tears fell like rain. I feel the fear, Of a world turned upside down, And I feel the strength, From nations the world ‘round!

Here's To You Beau
Here's to You, Beau You know (and you proabaly don't), I can't remember a time when I didn't know Beau. He has always been a part of my life. He was there when the whole world turned upside down after my miscarriage and suicide attempt (that in itself is another story). He held my head when I drank too much. And he held me close, when the world hurt too much. When I found out I was pregnant with my oldest, he was one of the first to know, and one of the very few who let me know I was still worth something. And then again with my second. I was there when his little girl, Beau Danielle, was born ill, and I was there to hold him when she died. I was there when he made his first mistake at marriage. And I was there to hold him when it fell apart. ________________________________________ There were so many times in my life that he was there for, both good times and bad. But the one time that remember him the most for, is when my father died. Throughout most of the first week, while I w

Amor De Dos Culturas
(spanish) Cuando en dos culturas Hay amor, que es diferente, En las dos culturas encuentras paz y amistad Y cuando te enamoras No importa de qué sangre es, sino la sangre Que hay dentro de tu corazón (english) Title: Love Of Two Cultures When in two cultures There is love,that is different In two cultures you find peace and friendship And when court you It does not matter of what blood is,but the blood That there is inside your heart

Conflicted
Striving for greatness, but destined to fail. Reaching for heaven, while living in hell. Anxious to take, but reluctant to give. Fearful of dying, and hasn't yet lived. Wants to bask in the sun, but a creature of night. Keeps doing wrong, but wants to do right. Trying to stay young, but feeling so old. A warm person at heart, but comes across cold. Has it together, but falling apart. Ready to finish, and has yet to start. Living a life doing nothing, but dying. Keeping a smile, at the same time crying. Wanting it all, but has just a bit. Desperate to stop, but can't seem to quit. Happy here, but wants to be there. Running in place and getting nowhere. Craving that poison, but trying to refrain. Feeling just great, when really in pain. Staring in awe, but trying to ignore. Wanting just a little, but swearing, "NO MORE!" Keeping a promise, but feeling so torn. Proud of one's self, and too, feeling scorn. Thinking no one cares, but sensing concern. Don't worry, it's

When We Girls Drink To Much........
WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............ 1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS. 2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND. 3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO. 4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO 5.WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH. 6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!" 7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US. 8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT. 9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN. 10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILL

Are You My Fan?
Well, I have 521 friends...and only 52 fans. That's only 10%, and I'm sure that we as friends can do MUCH better than that. So, if you wouldn't mind stopping by to make sure that you're a fan...I'll make sure that I do the same! Anyone that I add anymore I always make sure I fan them before I friend them. Because, really, if we're friends...then we should be a fan of each other too, right? There Will Never Be Another You@ CherryTAP

Christmas Carol
There is one Christmas Carol that has always baffled me. The Twelve Days Of Christmas. What in the world do leaping lords, French hens, swimming swans, and especially the partridge who won't come out of the pear tree have to do with Christmas? Today I found out, thanks to the Internet. From 1558 until 1829, Roman Catholics in England were not permitted to practice their faith openly. Someone during that era wrote this carol as a catechism song for young Catholics. . It has two levels of meaning: the surface meaning plus a hidden meaning known only to members of their church. Each element in the carol has a "code word" for a religious reality which the children could remember. . The partridge in a pear tree was Jesus Christ. . Two turtle doves were the Old and New Testaments. . Three French hens stood for faith, hope and love. . The four calling birds were the four gospels

Ok Last One For Now I Swear
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! HAVE A GOOD ONE!!! DON`T LISTENTO MY DEPRESSING SHIT!!! I`M JUST A FUCKHEAD WITH THE MISFORTUNE OF HAVING MY BIRTHDAY TOO WRAPPED UP WITHIN THE HOLIDAY BULLSHIT!!!

Wrapping My Christmas Cock...
Oooh .... you've got a package there I contemplate with glee, Because I think that I can guess Just what it can be! Something long and rather stiff I can plainly see. Though it's yours, I want it, so... I hope it's meant for me. Shall I wrap it up for you? Cushion it I could With my tongue.. and my soft lips Would hold it in so good. Sucktion to keep it tight in place.. Wet heat to keep its shape.. A few strong licks will seal the deal.. I won't need any tape. The perfect holiday present A gift that pleases two. Plus, after you give it all to me, It still belongs to you! I don't need fancy presents That come from retail stock.. All I want for Christmas is Your big hard Christmas cock...

What My Soul Looks Like
What Your Soul Really Looks Like You are a warm hearted and open minded person. It's easy for you to forgive and forget. You are not a very grounded person. You prefer dreams to reality. For you, it's all about possibilities. You see yourself with pretty objective eyes. How you view yourself is almost exactly how other people view you. Your near future is all about change, but in very small steps. The end of the journey looks far, but it's much closer than you realize. For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust. Inside the Room of Your Soul

The Gift
THE GIFT T'WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO

3 For The Eve
I wonder if I am doing right As I work till dawn shed it’s light And my thoughts go to distant things I wonder what the future brings As I think about my hopes in life And go through the hardships and strife I wonder if it is worth it all As I think of the past beyond recall And write my thoughts out for all to see I wonder what will now become of me As I sit and dream of hope and love And look for the answers from heaven above I wonder if it maters you see As I think of what has been and will be And spend my time lost in thought I wonder if all has been for naught By R. Thomas Dinsmore Possessed of a spirit in the middle of the night That forces me to ponder and sit and write Of things that do own my heart and mind Of things beyond me that are hard to find Maybe I think way too much about life Get lost in the substance hardship and strife Maybe it is a distance that does call Maybe I get lost in the sum of it all To rest and let go would be

If You
I f Y o u ... Love me...........leave a message like me...........leave a comment wanna have sex....just ask wanna date me.... leave your number wanna marry me....leave a "will you marry me?" message think im cute.....leave a comment on one of my pics care about me ....leave a caring message think im sexy.....leave me a message sayin why you think i am. REPOST THIS AND SEE HOW MANY MESSAGES/COMMENTS YOU GET If U _______ Me

Untitled
Times have changed and I ain’t the same, I was told all lies and it hurts so bad ‘cause it’s gone on for so long. All I wanted was to be with you forever, But we’ve always been so far apart, always within reach but never called upon. I’ve seen your face a million times, I still don’t care about my emotions being set ablaze. The day you left is a day I’ll never forget. I crawled in bed and cried myself to sleep. The pain you left me with left me swearing I wouldn’t make it through alive. Yet here I am, alive as ever. I wish I was dead, the pain I cannot bear. Nothing I can do can erase the pain, so now I feel I must turn to my blade. All my release comes in the form of a few simple cuts. The blood runs down my wrist freely, and I make no attempt to stop it. The blood brings relief, and with relief comes comfort.

Honoring Sgt, Brennan C. Gibson 12/26 - 12/28
Anyone wishing to honor Flamewalker's nephew Sgt. Brennan C. Gibson... I have made up a tag that will be open to rip on the morning of 12/26 for everyone to use as your primary. I like to ask that everyone to use it until the 28th... I will send out a bulletin on the 26th with the link thanks everyone Fireman

Men Strike Back
How many men does it take to open a beer ? None. It should be opened when she brings it ------------ --------- - ------------ --------- --------- --------- ------ Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. - ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------ --------- ------ ------------ --------- --- ------------ ---- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Why do men fart more than w

Making & Saving Money Free Site
Extra Extra read all about it. Check this out here is a place where you join for free you have your own free site after you join. You get a $50 a month allowance to shop and you receive a 17% and up discount for shopping at your own free online store. When you get other people to sign up for free at your free site the company adds an additional $5 per person per month to your $50 monthly shopping allowance. If you do decide to upgrade your free membership in the first 10 days and it's only $9.95 per month here is what happens. You will earn money as a free member by introducing other free members to join and shop. But if you upgrade for just $9.95 per month and get 4 other people to join and upgrade in your first 10 days, you can make up to $50,000 a month by your 7th month doing this. Go to the site below join for free watch the video and check out the affiliate info. http://www.retireonspending.com/jfg

New Intern
A new intern is getting a tour of the hospital he is working in. The intern walks past a room where a man is vigorously masturbating nonstop. The intern asks the doctor he is with why that man was doing such a thing out in the open. The doctor answers, Oh, he has a medical condition where the sperm builds up so quickly in his body he has to masturbate constantly or he will explode. Oh, I see, says the intern. They walk past another room where the intern sees a man laying on a stretcher getting a blow job from a nurse. Again, he asks the doctor, What is up with THAT? The doctor says, Same condition, better medical plan.

How To Explain Sex Through The Years!!
A young man was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex. He asked how often should you have it. His grandfather told him that when you first get married, you want it all the time... and maybe do it several times a day. Later on, sex tapers off and you have it once a week or so. Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month. When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year... maybe on your anniversary. The young fellow then asked his grandfather, "Well how about you and Grandma now?" His grandfather replied, "Oh, we just have oral sex now." "What's oral sex?" the young fellow asked. "Well," Grandpa said, "She goes to bed in her bedroom, and I go to bed in my bedroom. And she yells, 'Fuck You,' and I holler back, 'Fuck You too.'"

Types Of Poopie.....
GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet. CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains. SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more. POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling. DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night o

To Remember
To remeber a person is really not that hard all u have to do is think of a good thought and there they are who ever it is. dead or alive ur thoughts of them live on in ur mind so when u miss a person think as though there alive in ur mind it may just cheer u the heck up lol. and as far as other memories keep the ones alive also in ur mind and heart if they care for u it would show they love u as there friend or more (family) never take life for granted cause it does not take u for it.. there are people that are hurtful it is ok to 4get them but the ones u care about and they care about u should always keep close to u cause u never know when ur going to need that thought or memory Dedicated to the LATE JOE A D'Andrea JR. MY DAD FEEL FREE TO PLEASE COMMENT ON THIS AND POINTS DO WHAT U FEEL I LOVE U ALL

I Gotta Rant
Okay now, I just gotta rant...... This is NOT the way to be my friend.... So, I get this bulletin that tells me if I dont post a Salute Pic by New Years Day I am going to be deleted... First off, NO flippin way am I gonna be TOLD what to do by anyone on my friends list, except BabyJesus or Cherry Support! IF I wanted to put a blooming salute Picture of myself on here I damned well would!!! I am STUBBORN as hell when I want to be.... I wont be told what to do.... If I wanna let you see a damned salute picture I will bloody hell put one up here.... Needless to say....I deleted THEM and told them sooooo I know some of you will do as they ask, I wont! Okay, enough ranting, back to what you were doing. ROTFL!!!!

152
You have a sexual IQ of 152 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Personality Test
My score on The LONG Scientific Personality Test: ISFJ-The Protector(You scored 45% I to E, 52% N to S, 33% F to T, and 31% J to P!)The protector type is called such because you feel your life is best used to protect those you love from the pitfalls of life, to see to their safety and security. You belong to the larger group called guardians. You find great satisfaction in assisting the downtrodden. You are not talkative with strangers, but you can chat tirelessly with those you trust. You have a good solid work ethic. You are thorough and very likely frugal. You do not like to be in a place of authority, and will delegate poorly if forced into a lead position. You share your type with 10% of the population. As a romantic partner, you are generous and gentle. Occasionally you may be taken for granted because of this fact. You are tireless in providing acts of service for your loved ones. You run the risk of always being exhausted because you won't say no to your partner. You

This Holds True For Cherrytap As Well
MUST READ!! Anybody happen to catch Nightline last night on ABC? In case you didn't, one of the hot topics discussed was MySpace. It is no secret to anyone who reads the newspaper or watches the 6 o'clock news that MySpace has been in the limelight because of "sexual predators" trying to "abduct and corrupt" the youth of the world. I see dozens of profiles a day showing 14 year old girls dressed like sluts, wearing four inches of make up and 32 layers of eyeliner, displaying their age as 18 years old and profile lines stating "Oh, I'm So Sexy" or "Hey There, Wanna Check Up On It?" Come on! The youth of today's world are already corrupt enough due to the undying need to be "older" than they really are. I seriously doubt there are tons of people on MySpace stalking "innocent young girls" who just happen to have tramped up profiles and ages 4 years greater than their own. On Nightline, there was a story of a 12 year old girl who was a drug-addict and attributed it all to MySpace. Sh

Just A Story I Am In The Process Of Writing
The clock ticking away annoucing the hour. Everything seemingly so loud. Tears rolling down Gina's face. Totally lost within her own thoughts and longings. Finally having had enough Gina gets up and walks towards the computer desk wondering what all the hype about the internet and chat rooms are about. Turning the computer on, and scanning sights to work out how one would actually chat on a computer. Coming across the sight of yahoo, Gina reads the protocol of how to sign up for a ID. Once establishing her identity that she will become known for on the computer Gina proceeded to find out how to enter a chat room. Hesitantly she hits the first room she finds, not knowing what to expect, Gina is bewildered that people could be so rude and arrogant to someone they didnt know. Some where friendly others where just down right rude and disrespectful, as though you had walked into their territory and pointed a gun at them and requested they hand over all their possession

Bitch Time
Well just another day in the life of a bitch..Well Things are going okay..Still missing my brother...The boys went back to the south for school and kaden well kaden is still being Kaden...destroying everything he can get his hands on...I am thinking about taking off and going south for awhile..I aint use to this cold weather anymore..Cold weather and snow is just not my thing...oh well guess imma just have to deal with it...

What Kind Of Eyes Do U Have?
What kind of eyes do you have? (with pictures) EdenYou have eden eyes. Eden is the color of water. Your eyes symbolize your great flexibility. You are a creative person. You can think of many good ways to get your point across to people as you have very good communication abilities. When someone feels down or is hurt, you have the remarkable ability to help them and heal them. If you have too little going on in your life, you may be withdrawn and depressed, timid, manipulative, unreliable, stubborn, or suspicious. Some words to describe you: peaceful, sincere, affectionate, tranquil, intuitive, trustworthy, pure, loyal, healing, and stable. Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com

Fishin
A guy is 81 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up." He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up." He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. The man said, "Are you talking to me?" The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll then give you more sexual pleasure that you ever could have dreamed of." The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket. Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will give you sexual pleasures like you have never had." He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."

It's Been A While
It's been a while... A long time of living, a life all alone. No one to have, to hold, or to call all my own. The longer I go, the more allone I am, trudging through life, already damned. Solitary and separate from the world all around Someone out there, no where to be found. The heartaches and hurt, pains of my soul Needing release, but it's all I can hold Through rain, snow, and bone chilling wind. I've endured, persevered, alone without end Life mocks me, death taunts me, tortures my mind So long have I travelled, So much left behind. Few dare to journey,the dark, wild path. Face the true nature of Natures pure wrath A shelter from the storm, A fire to keep warm. Maybe, I'll see the morrow lay down my burdens, my pains, my sorrow A short time of peace, of rest, of warm place to stay, and by morning's first light, I'll be on my way.

Didn't Get My Child!!!!
Well I left here Tuesday morning and had to drive 12 hours to drop my oldest son off with his dad (6 hours there and 6 hours back) and then turn around and ride with my parents to Brandenton, Fl which is another 8 hours away from where I live and get my youngest son for my christmas visitation with him. We got in at 2:30 in the morning and went over to his house at 6:30 and not a single person was there. I had called and left messages and sent him a letter expressing my intent to get my son for my timesharing and he ever returned my phone calls and so I called him again and reminded him and he left me this really nasty message telling me not to bother coming down that he wasn't going to release him to me in the middle of the week and then have to drive up later to get him. So after we discovered that no one was home, we called the cops and filed a police report on him and then had to come all the way home to file a contempt charge against him. I am so numb right now. I want to cry

Killswitch Engage-just Barely Breathing
Decend into hysteria Chaos of mankind but who is listening to the voice of hatred Tortured souls lost so completely lost Weakened in the concept of decline, deception Are we alive or just breathing Don't close your eyes, see the images The sky weeps tonight, our bodies washed away I am waiting for you, deliverance The sun falls through the clouds Hear my cry -------------------- Killswitch Engage - Just Barely BreathingMusic Code provided by Song2Play.Com

What Color Is Your Heart (thanks Fiero Dude For This One)
You scored as Blue. Your heart is blue. You are a very calm and relaxed person. You are very caring and like helping others. You\'re grateful for what you have in life, even if it\'s not perfect. People love you for who you are, don\'t ever change that- it\'s what makes you the great person that you are.Blue82%White57%Yellow50%Black43%Pink43%Red29%Purple21%Green18%Orange14%~What colour is your heart?~created with QuizFarm.com

Trial By Fire
Job 23:10 “But He knoweth the way that I take: when He hath tried me, I shall come forth as gold.” In order to refine gold, a goldsmith places gold over a fire until it bubbles and glows. He skims off the impurity from the top and knows that when he can see his reflection, the gold is pure. That is what the Lord is doing when you go through trials. When He can see His likeness reproduced in your life, He’ll know that you have become gold fit for His use and for His glory. But, the fire is hot! Yes, but God controls it. No jeweler is more careful with his gold than a father with his children. He knows what He is doing. But, what about those things He is burning out of my life? You don’t need them. If you needed them, your loving Father would make sure you kept them. Has God taken anything out of your life recently that you thought you couldn’t live without? Thank Him.

Sorry ~ Buckcherry
Oh I had a lot to say was thinking on my time away I missed you and things weren’t the same Cause everything inside it never comes out right And when I see you cry it makes me want to die I’m sorry I’m bad, I’m sorry I’m blue, I’m sorry about all things I said to you And I know I can’t take it back I love how you kiss, I love all you’re sounds, and baby the way you make my world go round And I just wanted to say I’m sorry… This time I think I’m to blame it’s harder to get through the days You get older and blame turns to shame (Pre-Chorus) (Chorus) Every single day I think about how we came all this way The sleepless nights and the tears you cried it’s never too late to make it right Oh yeah sorry! (Chorus)

What Is Your Hidden Sesual Talent?
Using your mind Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mind. Sex is mostly in your mind and to your partners delight you have mastered the arts of seduction and atmosphere. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Calling In Favors Please Help Me
Ok everyone!!!! The time has come to get your clicking finger ready! The contest for MOST AWARD WINNING PERSONALITY Starts at 5 p.m. today!!!! REMEMBER TO HAVE A GREAT TIME AND GOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE... HERE IS A LIST OF THE CONTESTANTS SPECIAL K CABRIOLET CURIOUS GUY TOMCAT BIND TORTURE KILL AMMONURU AKA TPK RAZZ AND SINFULMAN BOOSHINE RedMex YOU CAN VOTE ON YOUR OWN... COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED NO DOWN RATING OF OTHER CONTESTANTS CONTEST WILL GO FOR 48 HOURS STARTING TONIGHT AT 5MST AND ENDING SUNDAY AT 5 HAVE A GREAT TIME!! AND DON'T FORGET TO GET OVER HERE AND VOTE FOR YOUR FRIENDS...THEY DESERVE TO KNOW THAT YOU THINK THEY HAVE AN AWARD WINNING PERSONALITY!! MUCH LOVE, MOMMA (repost of original by '~*~Momma~*~' on '2006-12-29 13:19:39') (repost of original by 'F******HOT marina -Dutch Dutchess of the Perv-Crew[CHIEF EFC]' on '2006-12-29 13:34:03') (

About Me Leaving
I have had a lot of questions as to why I am leaving CT. I have a lot of things going on in my life right now and the politics are crazy here. Everyone needs to just get over themselves. My friends and fans have all been very nice to me but I'm afraid I am going to have to just stick to Myspace and Tagged. Sorry there is just too much DRAMA here. If you want to talk to me on myspace or tagged just let me know before next friday 1-5-07. I will be happy to let you know how to get ahold of me. Even if it is on messenger. Anyway, you have all been great here and I will miss you if you are not wanting to keep in touch. Take care and God Bless. Serena

Jumping Jacks
well i been taken a break form here been watching gilmore girls season 3 which i'm almost done with.. well my tattoo is starting to heal which makes it easier for me... new years is coming soon i think i'm getting drunk beside that... thats all i know.. or i could just stand on my head and do jumping jacks lol anyways have a happy new year and have a great rest or the weekend..

Juicy
juicy... the grunts that escaped his throat as his paw landed across her bare ass made the juice leaking from her pussie gush down her thighs onto his thighs stopping his task at hand he watched as the juices ran from pussie to thigh to his thigh to floor and he thought what a nasty lil bitch he had here.. this blonde bigs tits nice ass loving the ass beating she was receieving so much that her cries stopped and were replaced by moaning and shifting about.. his very hard and oozing cock head was leaving behind a glistening trail leaving her crumbs to find her way home.. home to his cock and cum and balls and ass.. smoothing his hand large slow circles were being drawn over her ass throbbing and stinging was making her gush more and soon she gasped sliding the tip of his index finger in inside of her tight lil ass hole. she came... ....make me extra juicy...

Long Day
Welcome home lover! Long day? Here, sit, have a cold beer. Let me take of off your shoes and rub your feet. Mmmm, does that feel good? More, you say? Sure babe, let me grab the lotion. Oooooh. More beer? Ok, love, let's shower first. I lead you to the bath room, where the shimmer of candles bounce off the mirrored tiles, flower and fruit scents abound I slowly unbutton your shirt, easing it off your big, sore shoulders, trailing my fingers along your skin as I go. You pull me in close, for a deep kiss. I reach for the buckle of your belt, then the button and zipper Your jeans fall to the floor as I ease my fingers into the waistband of your briefs, your hardening cock straining to be released I slowly remove them smiling at the sight of your now free organ looking up at me, its one eye glistens with drops of precum I ease them down your legs, dropping them to the floor You lift me back up for another soul-searching kiss, before we step into the room siz

Medical Terms
Medical Terms Artery......................The study of paintings. Benign......................What you be after you be eight. Bacteria....................Back door to cafeteria. Barium......................What doctors do when patients die. Cesarean Section............A neighborhood in Rome. Catscan.....................Searching for Kitty. Cauterize...................Made eye contact with her. Colic.......................A sheep dog. Coma........................A punctuation mark. D&C.........................Where Washington is. Dilate......................To live long. Enema.......................Not a friend. Fester......................Quicker than someone else. Fibula......................A small lie. Genital.....................Non-Jewish person. G.I.Series..................World Series of military baseball. Hangnail....................What you hang your coat on. Impotent....................Distinguished, well known. Labor Pain..................Getting hur

Levels Of Hangovers
Levels of Hangovers One Star Hangover(*) No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 cokes and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries. Two Star Hangover(**) No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels. Three Star Hangover(***) Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching I Love Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas

~~sexy Lady On Ct Contest ~~ Opens 1/5 Thur 1/12
~~ Sexy Lady On CT Contest ~~ These are the ladys i got for the contest so far..... Still got openings in the contest just send me a link in my messages to add you to my contest. Thanks ~ Maria ~

Bit To My Friends Story (shade And Elizabeta)
“that’s very sweet of you and all Shade, but I must regretfully decline, I’m working double shifts tonight…..gotta pay my way through college somehow.” Elizabeta gathered her stack of books and shoved them into her messenger bag, her gaze falling upon the professor. To her surprise he was looking straight at her, a lazy smile upon his face and for a moment she saw something impossible in his eyes. “Well I’ll ask some other time, catch you around darlin’.” She turned around in time to see Shade stalk out of the room, his shoulders hunched as he mumbled to himself. She almost felt complete pity for the boy. “Ms. Smith may I have a word with you?” Something in the tone of his voice made her turn towards him. Professor Warren

**********2007*********
2007 HUGS AROUND THE WORLD !!!! You have just been hugged!!! That's right, there's no getting out of it this time!!! This is the start of a full-scale Hug O' War!!! So hug everyone you know!!! Hug your friends, your enemies, everyone and anyone!! With all the other funpages out there, I thought this would be a good one to start. The hug is my favorite sign of affection. It can mean so much, and many things at the same time. It can be a sign of love, friendship, comfort, or anything...So here you go. All I can say it will do is brighten someone's day. I mean, we all need a hug once in a while. So send this on if you'd like, to anyone who may need a hug, send it back to whoever sent it to you, send it back to me!! Goodness knows, we could all REALLY use a hug sometimes. So send this on and show someone you care!!

What Kind Of Man Would I Be ~ Mint Condition
You say you feel disenchanted 'Cause lately he takes you for granted Still faithful and true you remained And to her so divine You pour out your heart and I listen And we catch a vibe reminiscing Temptation so strong not to mention The yearning inside Chorus: But what kind of man would I be If I lived unfaithfully And what kind of girl would you be If you did the same 'Cause I don't wanna see her cry And you don't need a reason to lie 'Cause if we lay down tonight It won't justify throwing love aside This feeling is strong and we know it But we gotta see past the moment There's too much to loose if we flow it This is no lie But still here we are altogether With promises made that we never You're feeling it now more than ever I can't deny CHORUS Here we are All alone But somehow we got no place to roll CHORUS Makes me wanna say oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Just gotta say oh oh oh oh oh oh oh (fade)

Glorious
Glorious, and victorious, stand atop the shit heap Screaming what you’re scared to think Getting my ass scraped on the seat The stakes are weak So I don’t bother to bet And you can bet your ass I am the king of verbal trash I am the god named debase So just stay away My pleasure is pain And I can’t refrain From spreading my brain Across free space Smile while I get slapped in the face Am I insane? Or just an inane waste My grace flows like kerosene Happy fucking Halloween Every day is Halloween Dress up like it’s your last Life is not a masquerade Take off your fucking mask Go ahead put me last I’m comfortable being passed And I won’t speak up I’ll only speak out Hey Auto, are you reading this? You’re damn right I can do-over I am a fucking anti-hero I reboot my brain every single day How can I stay sad when I fucking love this pain? I red-wash over my eyes So that I can be healthy enough to fill this next page With a bottomless pit of rage I h

Path Of Life
This life is winding, twisting in directions to numerous to mention. Pondering the things we do, woundering the meaning to why we are here! I often wounder to myself why it is we do the things we do, or why we make the mistakes that we do. The world we live in is a mystery that can never truly be solved. Generations of people have tried to uncover the thruth, never to break the surface of the true fabric of our being. Many wounder if theres a God or something watching out for us. We ask ourselves everyday, do i believe in the superficial beliefes of everyone else. Do we follow the path set before us by our ancestors. Or do we choose our own path in life, and let it lead us where it will. To many people in this world try to tell you how to live your life, who you should worship and what you should do. Follow your own path do not let others guide you. do what you want and you will lead a happy fulfilling life. Do what Ye will but Harm none!

Which Republican Will Be The Twit Of The Year ?
Which Republican Will Be The TWIT of the Year ? TWIT of the Year race CLICK HERE To Watch the " TWIT of the Year race" TWITS for BUSH - Check Out This New Group Are you one of those Idiots who still supports Bush ? Well, boy do we have a group for you ! CLICK HERE To Check Out " TWITS for BUSH " http://groups.yahoo.com/group/TwitsForBush/

Help Him
MY SON IS IN A CONTEST"CUTEST KID" PLEASE GO SHOW HIM SUM LUV. COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED(HINT HINT) LOL.. WE APPRECIATE IT !! AND THANK YOU IN ADVANCE.JUST CLICK ON HIS PIC. CONTEST STARTED JAN.1,2007 AND WILL RUN UNTIL JANUARY 8,2007 @ MIDNIGHT. XOXOOXOXOXOXO Get your own glitter and more at BlingyBlob.com

What Tarot Card Are U?
You are the Hanged Man Self-sacrifice, Sacrifice, Devotion, Bound. With the Hanged man there is often a sense of fatalism, waiting for something to happen. Or a fear of loss from a situation, rather than gain. The Hanged Man is perhaps the most fascinating card in the deck. It reflects the story of Odin who offered himself as a sacrifice in order to gain knowledge. Hanging from the world tree, wounded by a spear, given no bread or mead, he hung for nine days. On the last day, he saw on the ground runes that had fallen from the tree, understood their meaning, and, coming down, scooped them up for his own. All knowledge is to be found in these runes. The Hanged Man, in similar fashion, is a card about suspension, not life or death. It signifies selflessness, sacrifice and prophecy. You make yourself vulnerable and in doing so, gain illumination. You see the world differently, with almost mystical insights. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.

Dog Food
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog? (DUH!) On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting The Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laug

A True Boyfriend Would...
Hug her dont make her hug you . - Sneak up behind her - Grab her by the waist - tell her shes beautiful - tell her she has amazing eyes - when your friends walk by say this is my girlfriend - Say i love you to her face not over the PHONE or MYSPACE - if shes sad take her in your arms and tell her everything will be okay - kiss her on the forehead - when you walk with her walk slowly. - Tickle her even when she says stop - Dont say i love you Unless you Mean It. *Girls repost as- a true boyfriend would... *Guys repost as*- I would do this for her anyday

Are You Really A Wicaan?
Are you really a Wiccan? Yes, you're Wiccan, or know enough about it.You know enough about Wicca to pass this test. You're not one of the poser goth teens who think they're a wiccan high preistess because they wear black and ten pentacles everyday. Thank you for giving me hope!Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com

Choice
Today I read something, that at first i totally agreed with. It was more or less an example of do onto others as u would want done to you...or maybe it was just an "actions speak louder then words" kinda deal. either way it made me think... when it comes down to it people do because for some reason or another they have made a decision to do. We're not giving ourselves the credit...especially when it comes to the bad decisions we sometimes make. we tend to put it on some other random assuption we've made, or some person we know...opposed to the decision we firmly made. What we need to do is be selfish once and awhile...think about our own decisions, and where they've taken us..the good and bad. I personally have done and continue certian drug/alcohol abuse...but I also work my ass off at a law firm, and have just recieved a promotion...all of which are products of my own decision making. I guess what i'm rambeling about is...to say our decisions are being made by media/friends/the world

Spice Up Ur Life
spice up ur life Think about them one at a time BEFORE going on to the next one... IT DOES MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD, especially the thought at the end. 1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. 8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio. 9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer. 11. Chocolate milkshake. (or vanilla or strawberry!) 12. A bubble bath. 13. Giggling. 14. A good conversation. 15. The beach 16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter. 17. Laughing at yourself. 19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours. 20. Running through sprinklers. 21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all. 22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful. 23. Laughing at an inside joke. 24. Friends. 25. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about

What Kinda Girl Are You!!
You scored as Goth. Goth75%Athletic Tomboy50%Loser50%Slut50%Nerdy Girl50%Popular Bitch25%Preppy Girl25%Hippy0%What type of girl are you?!!created with QuizFarm.com ya I'm bored, but look they made me sexy!!

Help Me Out
Can someone help me out? Can you lead me from my pain? I feel as though I'm dead, and my life is but a blood stain. Help me find a way out, to a place I will hurt no more. A place where I can find love, and a man that will open my door. Help me get out. so I may let my heart fly free. Where I can let everything go, so I can finally just be me. Help me get out, to a place where I have no pain. To a place where I'm not crazy, but where I am sain. But also let me in to all of these places. A place in your arms with no other faces. LaKesha Lennie Edmay Meaux Copyright ©2007 LaKesha Lennie Edmay Meau

Sexy New Year Cherry 2007 Now Open
SEXIEST NEW YEAR CHERRY 2007 NOW OPEN.....ALL CONTESTANTS PLEASE CLICK LINK BELOW TO GET YOUR PHOTO LINK SO YOU CAN GET YOUR FRIENDS TO VOTE......ROUND 1..1 RATE AND 1 COMMENT WILL COUNT.......TOP 5 MALES AND FEMALES WILL ADVANCE TO ROUND 2....ROUND 2....COMMENT BOMBING WELCOME...YOU CANNOT BOMB YOURSELF..IF I CATCH YOU...YOU WILL BE DISQUALIFIED......1ST,2ND,3RD PLACE PRIZE FOR BOTH MALE AND FEMALE...ROUND 1 ENDS ON JAN 12TH...ROUND 2 WILL END ON JAN 19TH...GOOD LUCK TO YOU ALL Your CT Casanova@ CherryTAP

So Deep With In
So Deep With In Oh what the heart holds it grows it molds it can even become old inside you can find all kinds of hidden magic so many hidden sparks that are there for the taken of someones special marks all the joy that can be revealed when with the right touch it has been peeled the heart, yes it has a seal once it has been broken if ever you find the way to pull back that seal the magic will rush in like it has never been felt the right touch can make you melt you may even get chills true love you see can never be killed when it is filled with such a gentle touch that means so much it will bring warmth to your face and even make your heart have a faster paste when you look deep into the eyes of the beholder of the one who makes you feel this way and you are secure in knowing they will forever stay games they never want to play there always was there beside you reminding you everything is going to be OK you then lose the fear of always wanting the

I Found That Funny.
Wake up with an erection, and the need to piss Improve yourself, relieve the pressure Off to buy some dollar store porn No money for a rubber but fucked a 20 dollar whore Don’t you feel so much better? The life of a lush, a fifth in hand Weak minded, strong fisted and with no ideas to spare. And for nothing you stand. Crash and fall. All the answers, they’re right there. Just open your mouth, but you’re too fucken scared.

Ughhhhhhhhhh
today is a terrible day i just found out my 4 yr old had a seziure and i have no car to get to the hospital to be with him he was at my moms and it took him 5-8 mins to come out of it and now im scared that hes going to have them for the rest of his life and i dont know what to do i know it runs in the family ive never had one but other peoiple in my family have.im kinda freaking about it cause its one of my kids what am i gonna do?

~~~~~ Tax ~~~~~
Subject: Tax What Happened? At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of It. Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. Put these words Upon his tomb, "Taxes drove me To my doom..." When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply The inheritance ta

Vodka
The uses of Vodka Did you know this?? 1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves adhesive. 2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger- spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew. 3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs. 4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.. 5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry. 6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores. 7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and Sti

Shitty Cell Phone Service
IF YOU ARE SMART, YOU WILL NOT GO TO T MOBILE FOR CELL PHONE SERVICE! THEY WILL FUCK YOU OVER! FIRST OF ALL, I HAD TO WAIT IN THE STORE FOR 3 HOURS WHILE THE DUMBASS CHECKING ME OUT TRIED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT HE WAS DOING. THEN, AFTER MY CREDIT CARD HAD BEEN CHARGED...I FOUND OUT THAT THE $50 MAIL IN REBATE I WAS PROMISED WAS NON-EXISTENT! TO TOP IT ALL OFF, MY HUSBAND WORKS ONLY 2 MILES FROM OUR HOUSE, AND HE CAN'T CALL ME FROM THERE BECAUSE THERE IS NO SERVICE THAT WAY AT ALL. I SPENT $200 FOR PHONES THAT I CANNOT USE, AND T MOBILE SAYS THAT AS LONG AS THE COVERAGE FOR MY STREET ADDRESS IS GOOD, I CAN'T GET OUT OF THE CONTRACT. I GUESS SINCE HE CAN USE HIS CELL TO CALL ME AS LONG AS HE'S IN OUR HOUSE.....WE SHOULD BE HAPPY. WHAT A FUCKING JOKE!

Another Poem
i love writin its a great waY to express urself so herses more recent If i told you i was sorry, for all the things i've done For every time i let you down, for everytime i run. Would it make a difference, If i said i don't know why. I do the stupied things i do, that sometimes make you cry. If i told you i was sorry, If i said i was wrong. Would it fill this space between us, thats been there for so long. The reason may not matter now, perhaps they never will. The words won't justify the deeds, of the story i would tell. If i told you i was sorry' what difference would it make, but perhaps it's all that i can give, and hope that you will take. So when i tell you that i'm sorry, please belive it's true. Because right now it's all i have, from me to give to you

Salute Photo...rejected.
I just posted a salute photo and it was rejected. I had a sign up like it said, but it wasn't good enough. I read somewhere that you wouldn't progress in ranks unless you had a photo, but i don't know if that is true or not. If it is, then that is the most ioditic thing I have ever heard of. I have pictures posted of me that are really me, and I don't need someone telling me that what I posted was rejected for whatever reason. I wrote to cherryshop and I probably won't get an answer. If people want to post fake pictures and fake accounts let them. If people want to post salutes to show that they are real let them, but don't punish me or other people who choose not to post salutes. I used to think that this site was cool and i have met a lot of cool people, but now I am not so sure about this site. If this is supposed to adult and they don't let teenyboppers on then what is the point of all this?

~~ Sexy Couple On Ct Contest Is Now Open ~~
~~ So far for Sexy Couple On CT Contest ~~ Still early you can still enter contest starts 1/3 thur 1/10 ending at 12 p.m. Noon I got these couples..... So if you want to enter send the pic link to my inbox and i will add you.... thanks ~ Maria ~

Truck Driver Apologies For Breaking Styles P.'s Leg,
The truck driver who rammed into Styles P and broke the rapper's leg during a traffic incident in upstate New York last week has apologized for the incident and said he didn't mean to cause the rapper harm. According to police, Styles P. was driving his 2003 Mercedes-Benz on Saw Mill River Road on Saturday, Dec. 23 when he was cut off John Henson, 50. Styles P., born David Styles, allegedly followed Henson, got out of his vehicle and threw napkins at the window. As got back in his car, the truck smashed him. Henson appeared in an upstate New York court yesterday (Jan. 2) and explained that the incident was an accident. He explained that he attempted to drive away after the rapper threw the napkins, began screaming and reached into his coat. "I didn't know if he had a gun or something else he was going to throw at me," Henson told The Journal News. "I feared for my safety, so I tried to get around him on the left side. I guess I was a foot off. I was all shook up."

Self Esteem
How do you get it back once it is gone? I know I have worked hard on this problem, and have actually come a long long way. Its just that last little bit that helps hold everything together that I still need. Without it I will always wonder about myself, have trust issues with others, and probably will be alone till I find it. I know the lack of it has led me to hurt some very special people. The one I hurt lately is probably the person I have trusted the most in years, but my doubts in myself, led me to fear the loss of my closest friend. Luckily I did not lose it in the end, and I know she is even more special just because she forgave me. I guess all I can do is keep taking it a day at a time and keep telling myself I do deserve happiness.. and love. And I know one day I will find them.

Eureka!!!
I have discovered the perfect combo....rum shot (like Bacardi, not Captain's), Jelly Bellies (beware of the buttered popcorn ones.....), and club soda (I highly recommend Shasta in a can)! Yes, my friends, good things do happen, and it could happen to you! Rush out and get your's today!

Driving Me Crazy
What drives me crazy???? You at the moment seem to be driving me crazy.... I am going to start off all girlie on you, What drives me crazy!!! It is a beautiful man inside and out, A friend and a great lover. I want you to woo me, bring me flowers just because, spend the night doing nothing at all, or take me out, and show me off, I can be a princess.. Be a little old fassion, open my door. Call me just because you want to hear my voice, even if it is 5 times a day. Show me a wonderful smile that lights up the room, that makes me smile when i see it, Lips that are so soft that I can't stop kissing them. Eyes so truthful and kind that I can share everything with them. A mind so open and beautiful that thinks I am wonderful even when i am not my best. A beautiful heart that loves my mind, body and soul..

Ok So Im Finally Startin My Contest...
WHO HAS THE BEST/COOLEST/HOTTEST T-SHIRT? OK SO MY VERY FIRST CONTEST IS ABOUT TO START! I KNOW, I KNOW, FINALLY RIGHT! SORRY BUT THESE THINGS TAKE TIME... HERE ARE THE RULES: Rate and comment your favorite t-shirt. Comment bombing is allowed so please feel free!!! The Grand Prize winner will be the one with the highest rating. The Grand Prize is a 3 day Cherry Blast!!! There will also be a 1st, 2nd and 3rd based on the number of comments. Prizes will be given in gifts up to 20,000 bucks or maybe even more.... PLEASE CHECK OUT THE PICS STARTING AT MIDNITE TOMORROW (CST). CONTEST ENDS AT MIDNITE NEXT FRIDAY.

Damn, I Think I Got Dumped.
So, I've been seeing this guy who I spent New Years with. And I haven't heard from him since. I saw that he was online at that other space and I sent him an email....and he logged off!!! And he's on Y! messenger, but not responding to me. Hmmmm.... I'm thinking he's not "feeling" me anymore. And no, New Years wasn't the "first" time, so that's not it. You know, I hate being the last to know, lol. ***ETA*** when I logged off, guess who logged back on? Things that make you go hummmmmm.

~~ Sexy Couple On Ct Contest Is Now Open ~~
~~ Sexy Couple On CT Score Update ~~ 1st place is...... with 451 comments 2nd place is...... with 9 comments 3rd place is...... with 3 comments 4th place is...... with 2 comments 5th place is...... with 2 comments 6th place is...... with 1 comments ~~ Come on couples u can do much better ~~ Comment bomb yourself if u can't find anyone to help you out. ~ Maria ~

The Darkness
I keep having crazy dream about the darkness, kinda like the silent hill movies and games, but sadly they started before they all came out. I wonder if its internal in meaning or out-ternal. In one dream I made a deal with a freaky evil baby that I would stay out in it when it falls, instead of hiding. Usually when it falls I'm not getting attacked by the freaky cretures that run around, I'm watching other being killed and eaten, and trying to help others to safe places(where i cant stay). I've seen Zombie like cretures, and Hell hound cretures, Fire breathing demons and alotta other freaky crap thats hard to explain. Any ideals?

Life
Feelings Category: Life What was I thinking when I meet you. I don't even have a clue. I went out with you. Then I realized that you werent who you said you were. But it was 3 yrs too late. No matter what I do I cant run away from you. Your the father of my lil girl and I'll never be free. How do I deal with all these strange feeling about him. I hate him for not loving me enough to fix our problems and not helping me care for our lil girl. I cant tell you how I really feel cause of emily. I wanna tell you to leave us alone and let us move on with our lives but it will never happen.

Its Good
I know the touch of your hand Even when your not around I know the touch of your kiss Even when your moving down U let me know how you feel And let's me know it's surreal Sex me with yo' touch, yo' kiss and tongue Let me know it's good to you and your wanting more-wanting more Sex Me with yo' touch, yo' kiss and tongue Let me know it's good to you and your wanting more-wanting more I know the look in your eyes, when you see me It let's me know in my heart were you art to be Even though you wine and dine Even though you spendin time Even when your not around I can feel you going down U let me know how you feel And let's me know it's surreal Sex Me with yo' touch, yo'kiss and tongue Let me know it's good to you and your wanting more-wanting more Sex Me with yo' touch, yo'kiss and tongue Let me know that it's good to you and your wanting more-wanting more When I'm next to you the passion inside Makes me want to sex you body, I can't deny To know that the love, can

Mmmm....
Sex I need... 1. With a woman 2. With multiple males at once 3. Multiple females at once Massive orgies people!! I want anything and everything, and I'm horny enough to admit it. My hubby's off for the weekend to have fun, and he left me horny (not his fault), with no one to release it...

Wondering...
Wondering... The day begins with lingering thoughts of you, My mind still tastes the memories of last night. You run through the paths of my heart And it leads you to a place that is special for you. Each day brings you a little closer to me And it makes me feel renewed. I wonder how long these emotions have been hidden And why they chose to surface now…with you… PRB

Torn Confushions
Torn Confushion to stay or go i'm left with a confushion of choice ever since i allowed a friend in an truly listened to his voice just to save one or two is it really worth my own even tho allowing the death in my soul i can never condone if i sacrafice my life just to save a few or just one is it really for the greater good is thier life really won? will they stay safe long after i have gone or will thier life end at the turn of the next dawn? BY COUNTRY

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A Little Erotica...
You sit on the couch facing me. I stand before you and lean in for a soft kiss. I kneel before your bent legs. Hands on your knees, spreading them apart and moving closer to you. I lick your stomach, the insides of your thighs, teasing you with my tongue. My mouth moves over your cock, breath warm against you. You strain to make contact, but I pull away. Still you must wait. My hands move freely up and down your legs. Touching the insides of your thighs you squirm towards me. Your skin looks so good; I run my tongue all over your body, and to your lips. We kiss passionately. Your hands are in my hair, holding me close to you. My body pressed against yours and I am straddling you. I feel your hardness against me. You can tell that I am excited, as my wetness covers the tip of your cock. Your hands move across my back and my ass. Your fingers sliding softly across my crack, reaching towards my wetness. You bring your fingers between us to my mouth and I lick them clean, enjoying the

Gone Til End Of January
Hi to everyone.. i will be gone til end of january.. therefore am unable to respond to emails or messages of any sort.. i certainly will take my time for them when i am back.. also will try to get online while away but there is no certainty in that.. wish everybody a great month.. cyth

I Must Be A Thief
Your lips, your eyes, your soul Are like a work of art, The most creative thing of all Is your beautiful heart. If you were a painting, No colours could express The beauty deep inside you, A rainbow, nothing less. If you were a sculpture The clay could hardly make Your figure of an angel Without one mistake. If you were a euphony No choir could really sing All the beautiful music Your eyes could possibly bring. So here I am, an artist, With inspiration beyond belief But to capture such rare beauty, I'd have to be a thief.

Once Stood Alone
A solitary rose grew in the darkest corner of the garden Surrounded by many others Yet remained alone Time passed and trials came and went One dealt a severe blow And the rose began to wilt and wither Forgotten... Then... as if by a miracle... There came a soft and gentle breeze Followed by a ray of light As all the other roses fell into darkness The solitary rose began to shine Shining with a special light... And watered by a gentle cascade... A cascade of love A cascade of selfless affection "I do... not now but forever..." Said the rose to the sunlight And there they remain A rose in full bloom With her sunshine smiling down on her... You are my sunshine, my life, my very soul And I your rose blooming in the light of your love.

Power Of Your Magic
The sparkle in your eye, The warmth of your skin. Your breath on my neck, That quivers within. The touch of your hand, The smell of your hair. The kindness in your smile, That strength in your stare. Your kiss on my lips, Your body near mine. The stroke of your touch, That feeling inside. The sound of your voice, Compassion in your embrace. The serenity in your stride, The power in your face. The calming of your presence, The beating of your heart. The promise of tomorrow, That we may never part. The beauty of your kiss, and that magic in your touch. It is for all these reasons and more, Why I love you so much.

Try Not To Cry
BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART... Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! But Mommy, when I went to school that day, I never said good-bye, I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another, And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now, And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best; Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest. Mommy,

Another Poem Of Mine And A Quiz
I wonder in time what other will say When it comes my time to pass away Will there be said more good than bad Will it ever be mentioned that I’m a dad Will my daughters over me smile or weep Will they in their souls a fondness keep Will anyone know about or of me care Will there be any knowledge I was ever there Will this soul find peace and blessed rest Will those left behind think of me the best What is the sum of my life I wish I knew I leave the epitaph up to all of you By R. Thomas Dinsmore Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

Brand New And Raw
love for you my sweet dream .... longing that could make me scream .... words that never let me rest .... hard beats the heart within this chest .... seeking you day and night .... not caring if I am wrong or right ... only knowing that it is you I love... your my light, my angel from above .... eyes of blue that make my heart leap .... I am yours alone to keep ... a prisoner of deepest desire .... and never to extigush the fire .... that burn within and only for you .... I hope you feel this burnig too... for if you do and feed the flame .... ours is a love that none can tame ... and we will love both wild and free .... one heart , one soul for the whole world to see.... No longer caring for secrets kept.... went god made us for each the angels wept ..... at the beauty of love that none can compare... our love is true beauty and so very rare.... By R. Thomas Dinsmore

How Is Your Inner Child?
Your Inner Child Is Sad You're a very sensitive soul. You haven't grown that thick skin that most adults have. Easily hurt, you tend to retreat to your comfort zone. You don't let many people in - unless you've trusted them for a long time. How Is Your Inner Child?