smallest cock!...
biggest wallet...
most bitches in bed.. oh wait... men do that already... um...
most rejections...
biggest fingers...for the ladies...
the least teeth.. for the southerners..
worst drama....
fattest ass.....
nicest ass... ladies only need apply
fattiest foods... for the thinly impaired
nicest nose hairs...
nicest but crack.. for the gals and plumbers...
nastiest tongue.... for the porn stars and wannabes...
most abused by women.... for the men...
sexiest armpit stubbles... for the folks with a fetish....
hottest midget.... for superman231
horniest donkey... for rev
tinniest nipples.... for the boob impaired
saggiest boobs... for the elderly
hottest toe jam..... for the other fetish folks
hairiest bush .... for the 70's crowd
best tasting peanut butter..