sex.
Guys have you ever wondered if your woman really enjoyed the lovin' as much as she said she did? Ever wondered if that was a real orgasm, or did she fake it again? We're here to help. If your woman exhibits the more than 4 of the following, it's not just your imagination, you really are having lousy sex.
1. She's in a hurry to get it over and done with. No reason, she just wants it finished.
2. She doesn't even bother to take most of her clothes off. If the pants are gone, but she still has a hat, jacket and her purse on, and you're not having a quickie in the bathroom at McDonalds', you're in real trouble.
3. She's obviously thinking about something else. Not someone else, but something else, like the laundry. If you look at her, and she's studying her nails, making lists, or reading, you don't even want to know how deep a hole you're in.
4. She doesn't fake orgasms anymore. She knows you don't care.
5. She falls asleep before you finish. In all her snoring, drooling glory.
6. She suggests using the femidom (female condom). Once you see this baby, you'll never look at a sandwich baggie the same way again.
7. No more cuddling. Instead, she's right out of the sack, and playing Unreal before you can collapse on top of her.
8. You want to go on a bender weekend with the guys, since Steve is getting married in a month. She packs for you, and doesn't even ask for the number at the hotel.
