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Irish Coffee Recipe
Scale ingredients to servings 1 1/2 oz Irish whiskey 1 tsp brown sugar 6 oz hot coffee heavy cream Combine whiskey, sugar and coffee in a mug and stir to dissolve. Float cold cream gently on top. Do not mix. Warm you up on these cold days n nites
Irish Bars
> Irish Bars >> Said the Scotsman: "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow there >> is a little bar called McTavish's. The landlord there goes out of his >> way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks he will buy the >> 5th drink for you." >> "Well", said the Englishman, "at my local, the Red Lion, the barman >> there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2." >> "Ahhhhh, that is nothing", said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin we >> > have Ryan's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they will buy >> you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you have >> had all you want, they will take you upstairs and see that you get >> laid, >> and it is all on the house." >> The Englishman and Scotsman immediately scorned the Irishman's claims. >> But he swore that every word was true. >> "Well tell me," said the Englishman: "Did this actually happen to you?" >> >> "Not myself, personally, no," said t
Irish Luck: The $5,000,000 Shamrock
This game is now closed. It ended early with permission from the board leaders. Congratulations, RogerLee! Game F.A.Q. 1. Who can I buy shamrocks for? ~ You may purchase as many as you like, for as many members as you like, with only one exception. I WILL deliver to bouncers, but I will NOT deliver to "yellow". This means, no shamrocks for babyjesus or Scrapper, etc. will be valid. They have enough to do without being swamped. 2. I sent my bucks, but I haven't heard anything from you. What's the deal? ~ The deal is that I go from back to front in my inbox. I do this so that I can make and deliver shamrocks in the order they were received. Once I've opened your email,you will get a reply from me. After that, your hearts will be delivered in my next set. I usually do about 75 orders at a time. During previous games, I received HUNDREDS of requests daily - this is why I appreciate your patience. I will get to them, it just takes a while sometimes. I do have a life (and
Irish Toast
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night" She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
Irish Doctor.....humor
APOLOGIES IN ADVANCE ! A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant. "Murphy, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients". "Yes, sir!" answers Murphy. The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: "So,Murphy, how was your day?" Murphy told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so he did, so I gave him Paracetamol." "Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?" asks the doctor. "The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir" says Murphy. "Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor. "Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman borsts in so she does. Like bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everyting including her bra and her panties and
Irish Girls Rock!
yeah, so as of late I have gotten pretty big into geneology. You know researching my families past and all that good stuff. It calms me. I have in fact found that I can trace a direct line from my father all the way to Ireland. That MUST explain the red hair and temper huh? So when I say everyone loves an Irish girl, it has nothing to do with posing. It has to do with fact. Mitchell Morris was my grandfather and he was born in 1914 and his fathers name was Joeseph and he was born in 1887 and his father was Lewis and he was born in 1866 and his father which was my great grandfather times four was William and he was born in 1842 in Glasnevin, Ireland. So maybe before the drama llama rears its ugly soul-less head the next time, she will stop to think. Oh hell maybe not, hey at least I made a funny.
Iris Poem
IRIS LIKE THE FLOWER-THAT BLOOMS UNDER THE WINTER SNOW.YOU STRETCH OUT YOUR ARMS AND KISS THE SUNLIT GLOW.THE APPEARANCE OF THE RAINBOW ENHANCES SUCH BEAUTY.YOUR HEART IS AN OPEN BLOSSOM,FOR THE WORLD TO SEE YOUR INNER MOST SOUL.YOU SMILE UPON THE EARTH-IN A SPRING INTERIM,AND SEE THE NITE SKY-GLEAM.THE WHISPER IN THE DARKNESS BREEZE SENDS A SHIVER WITHIN YOUR ESSENCE.YOUR INSIGHT,OH HOW DIFFERENT FROM DAY-NIGHT.IN THE SUMMER LULL,YOU GREET THE FRESH RAIN,HIDE IN THE WORSE OF STORMS,AND SHED A SINGLE TEAR,IN THE MORNING AWAKENING.THEN A CALM ECHOES,IN THE SEASON OF THE HARVEST MOON.YOU TUCK YOUR LEAVES,FOR A RESTFUL SLEEP.OH SLEEP MY BLOSSOM.FOR THY SHALL SEEK THE NEW SEASON,AND THY SHALL BE BEAUTIFUL THAN THIS TIME OF THE CHANGES.PEACE WILL COME.AND THAT WITHIN YOUR SOUL THE SEED OF LIFE SHALL SOW UPON THIS EARTH,AND THEE SHALL SHINE ONCE AGAIN.BE STILL AND LISTEN TO THE WIND,THE WATER,THE WHISPERS.THEY SHALL COMFORT YOU AS YOU CLOSE THOSE EYES THAT BRINGS HOPE TO THIS FORSAKEN P
Irish1's Drink Special -- Irish Rox
Irish Rox - a blend of kaluha, irish cream and a splash of pepermint schnops on the rox! This drink special named after Irish1 will have ya feelin smooth and special allll night long , just like he can! weeehooooooo!! ;) lol
Irish Birth Control
IRISH BIRTH CONTROL Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty. The Father said, 'Top o' the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer hoosband 2 years ago?' She replied, 'Aye, that ye did, Father.' The Father asked, 'And be there any wee little ones yet?' She replied, 'No, not yet, Father.' The Father said, 'Well now, I'm going to Rome next week and I'll light a candle for ye and yer hoosband.' She replied, 'Oh, thank ye, Father.' They then parted ways. Some years later they met again. The Father asked, 'Well now, Mrs. Donovan , how are ye these days?' She replied, 'Oh, very well, Father!' The Father asked, 'And tell me, have ye any wee ones yet?' She replied, 'Oh yes, Father! Three sets of twins and 4 singles, 10 in all!' The Father said, 'That's wonderful! How is yer loving hoosband doing?' She replied, 'E's gone to Rome to blow out yer fookin' candle.'
An Irish Blessing
An Irish Blessing May the blessing of light be upon you, Light on the outside, Light on the inside. With God's sunlight shining on you, May your heart glow with warmth, Like a turf fire that welcomes friends and strangers alike. May the light of the Lord shine from your eyes, Like a candle in the window, Welcoming the weary traveler. May the blessing of God's soft rain be on you, Falling gently on your head, refreshing your soul With the sweetness of little flowers newly blooming. May the strength of the winds of Heaven bless you, Carrying the rain to wash your spirit clean Sparkling after in the sunlight. May the blessing of God's earth be on you, And as you walk the roads, May you always have a kind word for those you meet. May you understand the strength and power of God. In a thunderstorm in Winter, And the quiet beauty of creation, In the calm of a Summer sunset, And may you come to realize, that, insignificant as you may seem in this great Universe,
Irish Blessing
Your morning thought for the day: May God give you... For every storm, a rainbow, For every tear, a smile, For every care, a promise, And a blessing in each trial. For every problem life sends, A faithful friend to share, For every sigh, a sweet song, And an answer for each prayer. -- Irish Blessing
Irish Proverb
Dance as if no one were watching, Sing as if no one were listening, And live every day as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb
~irish Blessing~
Your morning thought for the day: May God give you... For every storm, a rainbow, For every tear, a smile, For every care, a promise, And a blessing in each trial. For every problem life sends, A faithful friend to share, For every sigh, a sweet song, And an answer for each prayer. ~Irish Blessing~
Irish Prostitute
IRISH PROSTITUTE An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. 'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' 'Yer what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.' 'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................ (takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' She is then interrupted by her Dad.
Irish Joke
An Irishman wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little math test. Here is your first question, the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without numbers?" The Irishman says, "Dat is easy." And proceeds to draw three trees. "What’s this?" the boss asks? "Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the Irishman. "Fair enough," says the boss. "Here’s your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99." The Irishman stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go." The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?" "Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it’s dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99." The boss is getting worried that he’s going to actually have to hire this Irishman, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again, but represe
Irish Toasts
Irish Toasts A large collection of Irish toast for many different occasions. Irish Drinking Toasts A bird with one wing can't fly. (to encourage someone to take a second drink) It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money! My friends are the best friends Loyal, willing and able. Now let’s get to drinking! All glasses off the table! Here's to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold pint-- and another one! Here's to a temperance supper, With water in glasses tall, And coffee and tea to end with-- And me not there at all! When money's tight and hard to get, and your horse is also ran, When all you have is a heap of debt, a pint of plain is your only man. Here's to being single... Drinking doubles... And seeing triple! I drink to your health when I'm with you, I drink to your health when I'm alone, I drink to your health so often, I'm sta
Irish Farmer
His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog. There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death. The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman's sparse surroundings An elegantly dressed nobleman stepped out and introduced himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming had saved. "I want to repay you," said the nobleman. "You saved my son's life." "No, I can't accept payment for what I did," the Scottish farmer replied waving off the offer. At that moment, the farmer's own son came to the door of the family hovel. "Is that your son?" the nobleman asked. "Yes," the farmer replied proudly. "I'll make you a deal. Let me provide him with the level of education my
Irish Viagra
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's libido. "What about trying Viagra?", asked the doctor. "Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an aspirin". "Not a problem", replied the doctor. "Give him an "Irish Viagra". It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things go". It wasn't even a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible,doctor!" "Really? What happened?" asked the doctor. "Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee, and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying; ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there. He took me passio
Irish Man In A Bar
AN IRISH MAN GOES INTO A BAR AND ORDERS MARTINI AFTER MARTINI,TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKING THE OLIVES OFF THE STICK PLACES THEMS IN A JAR. AFTER ALL THE DRINKS WERE CONSUMED HE PRECEEDS TO LEAVE THE GUY NEXT TO HIM STOPPED HIM AND ASKED HIM WHAT THAT WAS ALL ABOUT.THE GUY REPLIES OH IT IS NOTHING JUST ME WIFE SENT ME OUT FOR A JAR OF OLIVES.
Irish Declaration Of Independance 1919
IRISH DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE FIRST DAIL EIREANN Enacted by the Parliament of the Republic of Ireland 21st January 1919 Whereas the Irish People is by right a free people And whereas for seven hundred years the Irish People has never ceased to repudiate and has repeatedly protested in arms against foreign usurpation. And whereas English rule in this country is, and always has been, based upon force and fraud and maintained by military occupation against the declared will of the people. And whereas the Irish Republic was proclaimed in Dublin on Easter Monday, 1916, by the Irish Republican Army, acting on behalf of the Irish People. And whereas the Irish People is resolved to secure and maintain its complete independence in order to promote the common weal, to re-establish justice, to provide for future defence, to ensure peace at home and good will with all nations, and to constitute a national policy based upon the people's will with equal right and equal oppor
Irish Birth Control
Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty. The Father said, 'Top o' the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer hoosband 2 years ago?' She replied, 'Aye, that ye did, Father.' The Father asked, 'And be there any wee little ones yet?' She replied, 'No, not yet, Father.' The Father said, 'Well now, I'm going to Rome next week and I'll light a candle for ye and yer hoosband.' She replied, 'Oh, thank ye, Father.' They then parted ways. Some years later they met again. The Father asked, 'Well now, Mrs. Donovan , how are ye these days?' She replied, 'Oh, very well, Father!' The Father asked, 'And tell me, have ye any wee ones yet?' She replied, 'Oh yes, Father! Three sets of twins and 4 singles, 10 in all!' The Father said, 'That's wonderful! How is yer loving hoosband doing?' She replied, 'E's gone to Rome to blow out yer fookin' candle.
Irish
Voted Best Joke in Ireland John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!' That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, 'I won the prize for the best toast of the night' She said, 'Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?' John said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife.' 'Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!' Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, 'John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.' She said, 'Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.'
Irish Rovers - Puff The Magic Dragon ~by Gallant Knight~
Irish Rovers - Puff The Magic Dragon ~By Gallant Knight~ Gallant Knight is quite fond of dragons, and this is one of my favorites, perhaps one day I will be able to sing this song myself, I have a total of seven dragon tattoos myself and maybe more in the near future, anyway, enjoy the video. ~Gallant Knight~
Irish Blonde
Irish Virus
An Irish Ghost Story
This story happened a while ago in Dublin, and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, its true. John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a storm. The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped. John, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got into the car and closed the door, only to realize there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn't on!! The car started moving slowly. John looked at the road ahead and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life. Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared through the window and turned the wheel. John, paralyzed with terror, watched as the hand repeatedly came through the window, but never touched or harmed him. Shortly thereafter John saw the lights
Irish Minister Says Eu Vote Lost
Irish minister says EU vote lost European leaders said they had no "plan B" if the treaty was rejected Irish Justice Minister Dermot Ahern says substantial vote tallies across the country show the European Union Lisbon reform treaty has been rejected. Tallies are not official, but Mr Ahern says it is clear the No vote is ahead in a vast majority of constituencies. This would scupper the treaty, which must be ratified by all members. Only Ireland has held a public vote on it. Mr Ahern is the first senior figure from the Irish government to admit that it looked like the treaty had failed. "It looks like this will be a No vote," Mr Ahern said on live television. "At the end of the day, for a myriad of reasons, the people have spoken." He said it looked like other EU countries would ratify the treaty, so an Irish No vote would leave the EU in "uncharted waters". Earlier, Europe Minister Dick Roche had admitted "it is not looking good" In Irish polls, tal
Iris
To my friends... Sometimes I express myself in music... I have a hard time putting my feelings into words... so you will see a lot of songs in my Blogs... if that annoys you, then so be it... it's what I do! :) Iris By: Goo Goo Dolls And I'd give up forever to touch you Cause I know that you feel me somehow You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be And I don't want to go home right now And all I can taste is this moment And all I can breathe is your life Cause sooner or later it's over I just don't want to miss you tonight And I don't want the world to see me Cause I don't think that they'd understand When everything's made to be broken I just want you to know who I am And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming Or the moment of truth in your lies When everything seems like the movies Yeah you bleed just to know your alive And I don't want the world to see me Cause I don't think that they'd understand When everything's made
Irish Prayer/ Author Unknown
Dear Lord, Give me a few friends who will love me for what I am, and keep ever burning before my vagrant steps the kindly light of hope... And though I come not within sight of the castle of my dreams, teach me to be thankful for life, and for time's olden memories that are good and sweet. And may the evening's twilight find me gentle still. BLESSED BE, MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY, MY BOO AND MY BABIES. XOXOXO SCOOTER BLACK
An Irish Triad
3 candles which illumine every darkness: Truth, Nature, Knowledge
Irish Blondes ;}
IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO An attractive blonde from Cork arrived at the Casino and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!' As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!' She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?' The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.' MORAL OF THE STORY - Not all Irish are stupid, not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
Irish Sayings
May you always have Walls for the winds, A roof for the rain, Tea beside the fire, Laughter to cheer you, Those you love near you, And all your heart might desire!
Irish Blessing
These things warmly wish you- Someone to love some work to do A bito' sun A bit o' cheer ans a guardian angel always near
Irish Sayings
Dance as if no one were watching, sing as if no one were listening, and live every day as if it were your last
Irish Prostitute
IRISH PROSTITUTE An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?" The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute..." "Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family." "OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................ (takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ..." "Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says D
Irish Coffee
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband's libido. 'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor. 'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.' 'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra.' It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.' It wasn't even a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid. Just terrible, doctor!' 'Really? Oh my, what happened?' asked the doctor. 'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and therepassi
Iris-goo Goo Dolls
And I'd give up forever to touch you, Cause I know that you feel me somehow. You're the closest heaven that I'll ever be, And I don't want to go home right now. And all I can taste is this moment, And all I can breathe is your life, And sooner or later it's over, I just don't want to miss you tonight. And I don't want the world to see me, Cause I don't think that they'd understand. When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am. And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming, Or the moment of the truth in your lies. When everything feels like the movies, Yeah you bleed just to know you're alive. And I don't want the world to see me, 'Cause I don't think that they'd understand. When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am. And I don't want the world to see me, Cause I don't think that they'd understand. When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am. And I don't want the world to
Iris
Great Line from City of Angel's and is the begining of a video for Iris. Seth from City of Angels said "I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it." Great Video
Irish Comedian Tommy Tiernan ..on The Letterman Show (funny)
Irish Christmas Food, Decorations, Music, And Gifts
One of the great joys of Christmas is the abundance of food, the special things made only at this very special time of year. We all look forward to the big Christmas feast. An integral part of all Irish traditions is their food. But what is traditional Irish Christmas food? Click here to find out... Some of the most popular Irish Christmas decorations are very symbolic, such as the glowing candle in the window, the mistletoe hanging in your doorway, and the abundance of Christmas holly. Actually, the mistletoe and holly have been traditional Christmas decorations in Ireland even longer than the Irish have been celebrating Christmas. They were part of the ancient Celtic rituals celebrating the Winter Solstice. Although it is rare these days to encounter Christmas carolers along the sidewalks in America, in Ireland it is commonplace throughout the holiday season. The wintry air is filled with heartfelt singing and festive music in all the traditional Irish sounds of harp, flu
Irish Names And Meanings
A Aaron (male) This name comes from the Bible. It was borne by the brother of Moses in the Old Testament, and the suggested meaning is 'high mountain'. Abigail (male) 'father rejoiced' The name was used to anglicise the native name Gobinet in Ireland. Abraham (male) Hebrew, 'father of a multitude'. Abram (male) Hebrew, 'high father' This was the name originally borne by Abraham in the Old Testament. Achaius It means a form of Eochaidh, mainly used in Scotland. Adam [Adhamh] (male) A name of uncertain meaning. 'Red earth' and 'ruddy' are the suggested. Adam has been quite a popular name in Ireland. Adamnan (male) 'little Adam'. The name of an important Irish saint,(c.624-704), the biographer of St Columba and an acquaintance of the Venerable Bede. Adrian (male) Latin 'of the Adriatic'. Hadrianus, in its original form. This was the name of a well-known Roman emperor. It's a popular Irish name in Ireland today. Aeneas (male) Greek, worthy of praise' The name of a character
The Iris And The Acorea
Lyrics composed for me by my baby!!!! A beautiful story behind this: Iris is a dear name to me while Acorea is a illness that blinds the iris of the eyes. Xavier made this to tell me i am the light of his life.
Irish Blessing
This a song I remembered when the seniors on their last Choir performance back in the year, 1991---- C.P.H.S.--- the old one May the road rise to meet you, May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face, The rains fall soft upon your fields. And until we meet again, May God hold you in the palm of his hand. May God be with you and bless you: May you see your children's children. May you be poor in misfortune, Rich in blessings. May you know nothing but happiness From this day forward. May the road rise up to meet you May the wind be always at your back May the warm rays of sun fall upon your home And may the hand of a friend always be near. May green be the grass you walk on, May blue be the skies above you, May pure be the joys that surround you, May true be the hearts that love you.
A Irish Mans Philosophy
In life, there are only two things to worry about— Either you are well or you are sick. If you are well, there is nothing to worry about, But if you are sick, there are only two things to worry about— Either you will get well or you will die. If you get well, there is nothing to worry about, But if you die, there are only two things to worry about— Either you will go to heaven or hell. If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about. And if you go to hell, you’ll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends You won’t have time to worry!
Iris
And I'd give up forever to touch you 'Cause I know that you feel me somehow You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be And I don't want to go home right now And all I can taste is this moment And all I can breathe is your life 'Cause sooner or later it's over I just don't want to miss you tonight And I don't want the world to see me 'Cause I don't think that they'd understand When everything's made to be broken I just want you to know who I am And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming Or the moment of truth in your lies When everything feels like the movies And you bleed just to know you're alive And I don't want the world to see me 'Cause I don't think that they'd understand When everything's made to be broken I just want you to know who I am (break and solo) And I don't want the world to see me Cause I don't think that they'd understand When everything's made to be broken I just want you to know who I am. And I don't want the world to
Irish Pride
With this winter almost over. And the emergence of four leaf clovers. one can only hope. that this world can cope. with every dying breathe, we bleed her dry. time keeps progressing, as we wither and die. so lets take a moment, and remember these words, "YOU CAN`T BE DRUNK ALL DAY,UNLESS YOU START FIRST THING IN THE MORNIN`"
Irish Day Soon
OK so it is soon to be SAINT PATRICKS DAY March 17th - woot woot - a day of drinking guinness and listening to the Pogues and all other Irish music - so what are you gonna do for this day and please do not refer to it as Patty's Day - Im Anglo/Irish and it deeply offends me when i hear it referred to as Pattys Day - its Paddy's Day in the Uk and Ireland (both parts!) I know I have contacts on the emerald isle - wicked - craic on and no I dont blame them for me breaking my leg haha
Irish Beauty!!!
Irish Limericks I Found Cute
There once lived a girl in the forest There once lived a girl in the forest whos morals where quite the lowest Robins men were not merry till they met this sweet fairy and that’s why it’s called Sure-wood Forest! There once was a lass from Kildare There once was a lass from Kildare With lovely long golden hair; She cut off her tresses To buy some new dresses To wear to the Kildare Spring fair! There was a young lady of Fashion There was a young lady of Fashion Who had oodles and oodles of passion. To her lover she said, As they climbed into bed, Here’s one thing the government can’t ration! There was a young lady one fall There was a young lady one fall Who wore a newspaper dress to a ball. The dress caught fire And burned her entire Front page, sporting section and all. There once was a lady, Ilene There once was a lady, Ilene, Who lived on distilled kerosene, But she started absorbin’ A new hydrocarbon and since then she’d never
An Irish Blessing For Yall
May the road rise to meet you, May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face, The rains fall soft upon your fields. And until we meet again, May God hold you in the palm of his hand. May God be with you and bless you: May you see your children's children. May you be poor in misfortune, Rich in blessings. May you know nothing but happiness From this day forward. May the road rise up to meet you May the wind be always at your back May the warm rays of sun fall upon your home And may the hand of a friend always be near. May green be the grass you walk on, May blue be the skies above you, May pure be the joys that surround you, May true be the hearts that love you.
Irish?
you know it's the stupidest thing in the world that St. Patties is not a national holidday. It's the only day that everyon becomes/wants to be irish and yet the man can't see that. I mean chicago die's* there river green and it's not a holiday. i myself took today and 2marrow off (antisapating a hangover) just to celebrate this day amongest days... Support the cause make St Patties a holiday!
Irish Drinking
A Texan walks into a pub in Galway, Ireland and raises his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He shouts, 'I hear you Irish are a bunch of drinkin' fools. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back to back.' The room is quiet and no one takes of the Texan's offer. Paddy Murphy gets up and leaves the bar. Thirty minutes later, he shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. Is your bet still good?' asks Paddy. The Texan answers, 'Yes', and he orders the barman to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately, Paddy downs all 10 pints of beer, drinking them all back to back. The other pub patrons cheer and the Texan sits down in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and asks, 'If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?' Paddy Murphy replies, 'Oh................... I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first.' Judgement The local District Judge had
Irish Rock!!!
Irish Rock2!!!
Irish Name
Your Irish Name Is: Clodagh O'Byrne "What butter or whiskey does not cure cannot be cured." What's Your Irish Name?
The Irish Ballerina
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a Bar in Dublin. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, 'What man here will buy a lady a drink?' The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed ' Give the ballerina a drink!' The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, 'What man here will buy a lady a drink?' Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, Give the ballerina a drink!' The bartender approached the little drunk and said 'Tell me, Paddy, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?' The drunk replied, 'Any woman who can lift her leg that high has
Irish Italian Parade
Irish-Italian Parade Route EastBound on Veterans from Clearview Shopping Center to Severn NorthBound on Severn to 17th Street U-Turn SouthBound on Severn back to Veterans East on Veterans ending at Martin Behrman
Irish Viagra
IrishViagra  An Irish woman of advanced age visitedher physician to ask his advice on reviving herhusband's libido.  'What about trying Viagra?'asked the doctor.  'Not a chance', she said. 'Hewon't even take an aspirin.'  'Not a problem,'replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It'swhen you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't eventaste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let meknow how things went..'  It wasn't a week laterwhen she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to herprogress. The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith,bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Justterrible, doctor!'  'Really? What happened?' asked thedoctor...  'Well, I did as you advised and slipped itin his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. Hejumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pantsa-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cupsand tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters andtook me then and there passionately on the tabletop! Itwas
Irish Rocks!!
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Irish Logic
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. "You disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce!" And Paddy (for it was he) replied "Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened." "Fine, go ahead", she sobbed , "but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!" And Paddy began - "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a g
Iris
Iris - Goo Goo Dolls And I'd give up forever to touch you 'Cause I know that you feel me somehow You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be And I don't want to go home right now And all I can taste is this moment And all I can breathe is your life 'Cause sooner or later it's over I just don't want to miss you tonight And I don't want the world to see me 'Cause I don't think that they'd understand When everything's made to be broken I just want you to know who I am And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming Or the moment of truth in your lies When everything feels like the movies Yeah you bleed just to know you're alive And I don't want the world to see me 'Cause I don't think that they'd understand When everything's made to be broken I just want you to know who I am And I don't want the world to see me 'Cause I don't think that they'd understand When everything's made to be broken I just want you to know who I am And I don't want the world to see me 'Cause I don't think that
Irish Student Hoaxes World's Media With Fake Quote
DUBLIN - When Dublin university student Shane Fitzgerald posted a poetic but phony quote on Wikipedia, he said he was testing how our globalized, increasingly Internet-dependent media was upholding accuracy and accountability in an age of instant news. His report card: Wikipedia passed. Journalism flunked. The sociology major's made-up quote — which he added to the Wikipedia page of Maurice Jarre hours after the French composer's death March 28 — flew straight on to dozens of U.S. blogs and newspaper Web sites in Britain, Australia and India. They used the fabricated material, Fitzgerald said, even though administrators at the free online encyclopedia quickly caught the quote's lack of attribution and removed it, but not quickly enough to keep some journalists from cutting and pasting it first. A full month went by and nobody noticed the editorial fraud. So Fitzgerald told several media outlets in an e-mail and the corrections began. "I was really shocked at the resu
♪ Iris ~ Goo Goo Dolls ♪
And I'd give up forever to touch you, 'Cause I know that you feel me somehow. You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be, And I don't want to go home right now. And all I can taste is this moment... And all I can breathe is your life... 'Cause sooner or later it's over, I just don't want to miss you tonight. And I don't want the world to see me... 'Cause I don't think that they'd understand. When everything's made to be broken... I just want you to know who I am! And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming, Or the moment of truth in your lies. When everything feels like the movies, Yeah you bleed just to know you're alive. And I don't want the world to see me... 'Cause I don't think that they'd understand. When everything's made to be broken... I just want you to know who I am! ~ And I don't want the world to see me... 'Cause I don't think that they'd understand. When everything's made to be broken... I just want you to know who I am! And I don't want the world to see me... 'C
Irish Pussy
So... I expose someone as a liar and a cheat and he blocks me.  Dana IV said:We? Wait a minute, so you're a married man??? The way you trapse around on Fubar with your figurative cock hanging out, drooling all over anything with a vagina??? Dana IV said:You're a goddamned liar too. You have an "About Me" blog filed since... TODAY. Admitting you're not a single man. You disgusting piece of shit, I recall all those times you begged for someone to come meet you or contact you when you were out of state on business... you're just a filthy liar and a disgrace. I've always wondered why someone who claims to be Christian would display a graven image of a false god Buddha as his default. You need to seriously examine yourself, admit your lies and emotional infidelity to whoever it is you live with, and disappear. I'll leave when I damn well feel like it. See, I'm all about exposing the TRUTH. And at this particular moment I'm exposing the truth about you. I always thought you were some e
Iris
Thank you for this Iris...Like it alot... Because we have the right to Dream, Because you have the right to Hope, Because we have the right to Love, Because there is a Rainbow in each of us As long as we know that it will show after the rain, Because words matter and feelings even more, Because a friend will always know how to comfort, Because eyes never lie, Because a heart can be hurt and broken but never destroyed, Because as long as we live we can try... Because even we walk alone sometimes we are never alone... Because there are Angel's among us... Because when everything's made to be broken... I am always here to tell you that i am you friend!! IRIS    
Irish Marine New Address
Hey guys and gals! Our favorite Irish Marine is doing well he has a new address and wants EVERYONE to write him!!                Edward R. Dunphy # JE8056                 P.O.Box 200                 Camp Hill, PA 17001-0200   Fill his mailbox up with lots and lots of letters..show him we love and miss him!!!
Irish Sayings.
He Wished for the Cloths of Heaven "Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths, Enwrought with golden and silver light, The blue and the dim and the dark cloths Of night and light and the half-light, I would spread the cloths under your feet: But I, being poor, have only my dreams; I have spread my dreams under your feet, Tread softly because you tread on my dreams..." William Butler Yeats   Morning is the time to pity the sober. The way they're feeling then is the best they're going to feel all day. Oh, he occasionally takes an alcoholiday.--Wilde Thirst is a shameless disease so here's to a shameful cure. An Irish youth proves his manhood by getting stuck in a pint, in a woman, and in a fish-in that order. Daylight comes through the drunkard's roof the fastest. A man takes a drink; the drink takes a drink; the drink takes the man. Before you call for one for the road be sure you know the road. Practice makes perfect, there's many do think, but a man's not too perfect when
The Irish
If you have Irish friends and you're having a bit of a challenge understanding their ways, this little story might help. How to get to Heaven from Ireland(from a school master friend in Ireland ) I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?' 'NO!' the children answered. 'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?' Again, the answer was 'NO!' By now I was starting to smile. Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?' Again, they all answered 'NO!'. I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, ' Then how can I get into heaven?' A six year-old boy shouted out: " YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD...."
Irish Prophet
Irish Luck
I want this back. It DOES work.His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his toolsand ran to the bog.There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death.The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman's sparse surroundings. An elegantly dressed nobleman stepped out and introduced himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming had saved.'I want to repay you,' said the nobleman. 'You saved my son's life.''No, I can't accept payment for what I did,' the Scottish farmer replied waving off the offer. At that moment, the farmer's own son came to the door of the family hovel.'Is that your son?' the nobleman asked.'Yes,' the farmer replied proudly.'I'll make you a deal. Let me provide him with the level of education my own
An Irish Wish
This is from my friend Ninth Amendment and i really liked it.  Thanks honey! xox   "May the saint protect ye- An' sorrow neglect ye, An' bad luck to the one That doesn't respect ye t' all that belong to ye, An long life t' yer honor- That's the end of my song t' ye!"
The Irish Bj
There’s something about traveling to other countries and watching the women that can be really exciting. The sites and sounds of a different land are great, but the people really tell the whole story. I always get horny when I travel. All that new visual stimulus, the excitement of wondering if I’ll be lucky and fuck a foreign gal. My brain plays out fantasies with every attractive gal I see. Let’s face it in the U.S. there are certain taboo’s on sex. I think it prohibits many from thinking fucking can be a good thing. Foreign countries view sex more openly and the opportunities to have creative sex and exchange the gift of pleasuring are more available. I got lucky one night while traveling through Dublin, Ireland. My computer went down and I found a computer shop that said they could fix it for me by late afternoon. I had to depart Dublin the next day for some photography work in the countryside so getting the laptop fixed quickly was a sweet deal. Like m
Irish Pride Auction
The auction for irish pride will be held on June 18th at 6pm estern time. If you like to be apart of this event in irish pride let us know we will get your name down. Here is how its going to work:All Fubucks will be split 50/50Half will go for the lounge and the other half will go to the person who was on for the auction.If you win the person put the payment to irish pride lounge profilewith who you bought.Also think of what you will offer the people so they bid on you the more the stuff you offer the higher you will go.You can be on cam if not at least be in the lounge.If on cam and in the lounge please fallow the lounges rules please.  We will start promoting this event starting May 19th we will drop the bulletin and comment drops tommarrow all have to help out in this that is staff. If member you are not required but if do that will be appreciated.Thank you all for all your cooperation.Dj Irish Rocker
Iris's Smile
She said she needed a smile,For her I had one to give.Because If I had never seen her beauty,My thoughts would cease to live. To think I could make her smile,Just even for a momment or two.I would spend my day trying,Nothing else I would do. Please beautiful If you will,Send your smile my way.And I will try forever,To see it everyday.
An Irish Triad - The 3 Candles
3 candles which illumine every darkness - Truth, Nature, Knowledge
An Irish Blonde In A Casino
AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!' As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!' She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?' The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.' MORAL OF THE STORY - Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, but all men...are men.
Irish Joke
  ‎*A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.**Three women, from England , Wales , and Ireland , were walking past and feltsorry for the poor man.The English woman said, 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said, 'No !'So, she gave him a hug and walked on.The Welsh woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No !'So, she gave him a big wet kiss and walked on.The Irish woman came to him and said, 'Ave ya ever been fooked, laddie?'The man broke into a big smile and said, ' Why, no! 'She said, 'Aye, ya will be when the tide comes in.
Irish Philosophy
Irish Philosophy There are only two things to worry about:either you are well or you are sick.If you are well,then there is nothing to worry about.If you are sick,there are two things to worry about.Either you will get well or you will die.If you get well,there is nothing to worry about.If you die,there are two things to worry about.Either you will go to Heaven or Hell.If you go to Heaven,there is nothing to worry about.But if you go to Hell,You'll be so damn busy shaking hands with your friends thatyou won't have time to worry!
Irishcbass
So normally I don't post conversations this long in this blog because the dumbasses usually block me early on in the conversation. Most of the entries in this blog are here because they come from nasty perverted little boys. This guy was a different in his approach. He has been coming into my shoutbox on a regular basis for the past week or so claiming to be interested in me. He told me that he wanted to date me and kept asking if I would be interested in dating him. I tried being nice to him because I don't like drama. I was completely honest and upfront with him by saying that I was not interested in dating him. I told him repeatedly that I am only here for friends and fun. Nothing more.    My biggest issue with him is that he kept coming into my shoutbox complaining because I wasn't talking to him. I explained to him over and over that I am a mother. I have priorities and obligations that are more important than Fubar. I even told him more than once that bitching at me for not tal
Irishness
paddy was at the pub all day and was very very drunk when the barman told him he had had enough to drink and suggested he went home to his wife.paddy gets off his seat and falls flat on his face.he thinks "i'l be grand once i get some fresh air" so he drags himself along the floor to the front door and grabs the door handle and pulls himself up, says goodbye to the barman, turns around and falls flat on his face.he remembers that he only lives around the corner from the pub so he drags himself to his house, grabs the door handle and pulls himself up.paddy opens the door and then falls flat on his face.he drags himself up the stairs and into bed without waking the wife and goes to sleep.his wife wakes him in the morning and says "u were very drunk last night, weren't ya paddy?"paddy says "ya but how did u know?""the barman rang-u left yourwheelchair behind ya again!
Irish Viagra
Irish Viagra   An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband's libido.  'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.   'Not a chance', she said... 'He won't even take an aspirin.'   'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'...   'What is Irish Viagra?', she asked.  It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went..'   It was a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress.   The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!'   'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.   'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a smile on his face, a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arms, he sent me cups
Irishmans Letter In Reply To Aids Letter
ok i found this in a box i have, its from about 1980's when aids was first  mentioned and is to be taken as a joke Dear sir, I have just recieved the AIDS leaflet through my door and would like to apply straight away for AIDS. I have been on the dole for 10 yrs nowand living on supplementary benefit and every other state benefit i can get. It now seams i will be getting aids for sex. It's a pity this AIDS has come so late as i already have 15 kids and wondered if there be any back payments. Your leaflet states that the more sex i have the more chance i have of gettings AIDS. My only problem here is persuading the wife, who is not so keen after 15 kids. Several yrs ago i bought some sex aids, but she showed no interest and they hardly got used. Would there be any chance of a refund for the cost of these gadgets. Anyway,i will now explain to her that the governemnt will now be paying for all the sex we have, and i'm sure she will agree that we cant let a chance like this slip by. Y
Irish Humor
                                                                   ST. PATRICKS DAY JOKES                                                                           Social Welfare A Irishman walked into the local welfare office to pick up his cheque. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter said, 'Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2009 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. The daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive. The Irishman , just plain wide-eyed, said, ' You're bullshittin' me!' The social worker said, ' Yeah, well . . You started it.                
Irish Joke
Paddy and his 2 friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. Last week I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine. His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. This week I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine." Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. "No I'm serious. Yesterday I came home and found a jockey under our bed." lmfao  
Irk
Holy bran flavoured muffins! it's minus 32 degress celcius right now where i is living. that sucks.
Irked
I'm pissed. One of my exes (Romanian Alex for those who remember him) hacked me yesterday on VR. I only got my account back by the fact that I'm friends with Radu. Funky huh? Alex needs to get over the fact that I married Mike instead of him.
Irked
i'm just irked i'm irritated cause it seems while every one is finding some one i'm just floating around waiting for something and some one that is no longer mine and probably won't ever be mine again and i feel lost a feeling i don't like because it means that i'm not in control that feeling has never worked out well for me. M
Irked
My landlord is majorly irking me. He makes threats, yells at me, threatens to evict me because my other roommates haven't given me all the rent they owe so I can't pay all my rent. He one day threatens to trow only me out, then somedays threatens just to boot matt. He told me that I should do "extras" at the dance club to make more money. I'm getting fed up. Then today he calls and texts me all fucking day and doesn't care that I AM AT WORK and wants me to leave early so that he can talk to me and the roommates face to face. He starts randomly asking for peoples phone numbers yadda yadda. And just being an asshole in general. He was supposed ot fix all this bs in the house COURT ORDERED!!!! Legally I shouldn't have to pay. I'd love to have a strict inspecter come in here look the place over and tell him what he needs to fix. My porch is LITERALLY rotting to the point where matt and I leaned on it and it fell off. Matt took the rest off because it was dangerous and may have hurt one of
Irked
Yup, I'm in a foul mood now. I got deleted on my gay site as always. Bleh. I guess at least they refunded my donation to the site but still it pisses me off to no end. It just kinda of depressing, and irksome.  
Irksome...
Bleh. Jus' fuming a bit here. What really irks me is when people let their annoying ass, rap song ring tone run for about 10 minutes before answering it. At least silence it motherfucker. But thats not just it. Not only do they have to have the sound all the way up, but then they have the keypad sound on, full blast, and begin to text. THATS annoying. I got news for ya...we don't give two shits if yer texting! Yer not that important. >_>
Irland?france At War
Subject: Fw: Ireland declares war on France! >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Jacques Chirac, the French President, is sitting in his >>office when his telephone rings. "Hallo, Mr. Chirac!" a heavily >>accented voice said. "This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County >>Mayo, Ireland. I am ringing you to inform you that we are >>officially declaring war on you and your country." >> >> >> >> "Well, Paddy," Chirac replied, "This is indeed important >>news! How big is your army?" >> >> >> >> "Right now," says Paddy, after a moment's calculation, >>"there is myself, me Cousin Sean, me next-door neighbor Seamus, and >>the entire darts team from the pub. That makes eight!" >> >> >> >> Chirac paused, "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have >>100,000 men in my army, waiting to move on my command." >> >> >> >> "Begoora!" says Paddy, "I'll have to ring you back." >> >> >> >> Sure enough, the next day, Paddy calls a
I R Loved
  apparently it isn't okay to call someone for what they are...a troll.
Irma In Lafayette Square
Irma Thomas
Irma Thomas The unrivaled Soul Queen of New Orleans -- a title officially bestowed by local officials, no less -- Irma Thomas ranks among Crescent City R&B's greatest and most enduring musical ambassadors, never enjoying the coast-to-coast commercial success of contemporaries like Aretha Franklin and Etta James but nevertheless breathing the same rarified air in the minds of many soul music aficionados.
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"i Robbed A Hobo While He Wasnt Looking"
IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED this because in the next seven days you will: * have someone fall in love with you * find a $1.00 bill on the ground * make-out with the person you like * find the love you always wanted BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these titles: "yeah i fucked her..... so? "i robbed a hobo while he wasnt looking" "do's and dont's while having a threesome" "Can you help me out?" "FUCK U BITCH.........AND I HOPE U READ THIS" "I admit I sucked his dick " "BEST WAY TO LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY" "GOT CAUGHT SHOPLIFTING AT GOODWILL" "I GOT ARRESTED AGAIN/more days of house arrest" "OkAy, So i ChEaTeD On HiM LaSt NiGhT...SoOo" ''Baby I want you back, im sorry '' "Just to settle all the rumors..." "This Is Gay..." BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 2yrs
I Robot-alan Parsons Project
I Robbed Sherry.
1]How tall are you barefoot? about 5'3 2] Have you ever smoked heroin? Nope. 3] Do you own a gun? Nope. 4] Rehab? Why would I go to rehab? 5] Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"? A little. If a relationship has gotten that far, I'd really hope they'd like me 6] What do you think of your friends? I ♥ my friends 7] What's your favorite Christmas song? Carol of Bells 8] What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Coffee 9] Do you do push-ups? I probably could... 10] Have you ever done ecstasy? Nope 11] Are you vegetarian? nah, but I probably could be 12] Do you like painkillers? Only when I'm in pain. 13] What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? It's so secret I don't even know. If I knew, I wouldn't be single. 14] Do you own a knife? Nope 15] Do you have A.D.D. I seriously think I do 16] Date Of Birth? June 14 17] Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment: Smoking Sex Drinking 18] Na
I Rock Now
PLAYBOY! Current mood: indescribable As if we didn't already know it but... I totally rock. Ok but in OTHER news.... I got into Playboy! Not the REAL playboy but their special editions (close enough though, right?). I am going to be in their "Natural Beauties" edition. It comes out January 31st! You can buy it at playboy.com if they don't sell it around where you live. Please, PLEASE go get it! Support my little career :) I haven't seen any of the pics for the issue yet but the photoshoot was really cool so I hope they turn out good. So ya, If you do get it and you like what you see write to Playboy and tell them that they should make me a playmate or something! haha. Thanks for reading!! and um... don't forget to buy the issue!!!
I Rocked His Boat, He Rocked My World
I ROCKED HIS BOAT, HE ROCKED MY WORLD Chris sat there staring at me, not sure when he should make his move. I could see out of the corner of my eye that he was contemplating it. I wanted him to hurry up, but I couldn’t make the first move. Suddenly he was in front of me, his hands on my hips and his lips right in front of mine. My breathing started to get a little faster as he began to kiss me. The feeling of our tongues intertwining sent my head spinning. His kisses were deep and full of hunger, without warning he bit my lip. Damn, that made me shake! His hands started to explore my trembling body, finding my breasts; he began to manipulate my nipples until they were hard and swollen. He pinched at them so hard that it made me yelp. He just smiled and then took my shirt off and then the bra. He then took the twins into his hands, cupped them together and began to nibble at them. His hot tongue found my swollen nipples and began to lick and suck at them, pulling hard and biting down
I Rock
i went to work a 12 hour day after no sleep because i was secksing all night.
I Rock In Footbal As Qb
wow, i had no clue i was this good. Last night i helped my team win a tough rivalry game with the score of 38-21. i started ithe 3rd quarter and still threw 213 yards, 3 TDs, and ran 10 times for 87 yards. i am GOOOOD! =D
I Rock
I'm quite conceited at the moment...so I'm gonna let my vanity write a blog about some random facts about me. - I give the most awesome massages ever. - I played sax for over 10 years, which has made me VERY good with my fingers and tongue. - I love to give oral to women - I'm an excellent kisser - I know how to turn a woman on, and keep her turned on - I know how to use my smile in many different ways - I'm a workaholic - I'm understanding, and always willing to listen - I know people better than they think anyone does. I'm always the one to surpass the "impenetrable wall" women put around themselves - I'm very intuitive. I hear the unspoken and read between the lines - I play hard to get. I pretend to not know what is obvious - I always succeed in anything I put my mind to - No matter what happens, loved ones come first. I put the one I love above everything and everyone else (including myself) - I am a selfless lover. I rarely cum, but she
I Rock!
So, simply because I was using them today, this little bit of "YAY" hit me... In November and March, there is a large book distributor that has a warehouse sale. Now a lot of the stuff it older, and outdated reference materials, but every once in a while there are some gems. I am mad that they did away with the $.50 fiction table and $1 hardcovers, but I digress. I found perhaps the greatest thing there in November... wrapped in shrinkwrap, a 3 volume set of conversion tables!!! LC-Dewey; Dewey-LC; and Subject Headings!! Now, I expected that since there were 3 volumes, and therefore 3 books, with NO price, I would have been charged the $20 for 3 price that they had listed for the more expensive books... NO!! They counted it as 1 book...lumped it with 2 other paperbacks...and I got charged the $5 for 3 price for the cheap-os!!!! I looked it up...if I bought these new (now they are 5 years old, but most of this info doesn't change)... it would have cost me over $80 -- A V
I Rock And Roll
   I rock and roll with passionI talk out my soul with a passionI eat good food with passionI defeat bad mood with a passionI sleep well with passionI weep hell with a passionI dream endlessly with passionI gleam ceaselessly with a passionI aim for money with passionI do the same for honey with a passionI listen carefully with passionI glisten dutifully with a passionI search for fame with passionI research to blame with a passionI walk everyday with passionI talk and play with a passionI embrace life with passionI face nightlife with a passion
I Rode The Bus Today!
The bus.... — Monday, 25 September 2006 Well, I locked my keys in my truck lastnight. It took me a long time to figure that out thismorning. I looked all over my room for my keys. My room looks slightly better now though. lol. I took the bus to school eventually. I missed my 1st class, and was late for my second one. But they were happy I showed up. I didn't talk to that girl yet. Wich is stupid, cuz I did have a good opurtunity, but I still didn't. But ohwell. School is good. I've been in a good mood most of the day. There is a paralegal reservist job available right here in ogden.. So that sounds rather appealing. I'm way paranoid that I'm going to get skrewed over though. There's also a 20g bounous if I keep my same job and sign up for 6 years. Now, 6 years from today might not be too bad, if they let me finish school and become an officer. But I don't know how that works. I don't know if I have to stay enlisted for a certain amount of time, or how long I have to sign up f
I Role Wit
i roll with nuthin but them real niggas hard to kill niggas quick to grab the steel niggas solider in the field niggas hard to find niggas out there on the grind niggas quick to put the 9 in the spin of them out of line niggas thug niggas a slugg to your mug niggas drug niggas ski mask and bloody gloves niggas triple beam niggas skimming for the green niggas them mean niggas them million dollar dream niggas made niggas them never be a slave niggas out there getting paid niggas craddle to the grave niggas drunk niggas fat blunts to skunk niggas quick to pop the trunk niggas ready for the funk niggas wild niggas crazy drunken style niggas loud niggas bail out 7 miles niggas crip and blood niggas clownin' in the club niggas show me love niggas five on the bud niggas deep in the game niggas out there slaggin caine niggas them Mane niggas them money ain't a thang niggas raw niggas ball til they fall niggas pull a pistol in the middle of a brall nigg
I Roll Wit The Best So Help A Sister Out ...
OK ALL MY FRIENDS, DB'S, STAFF, AND ANYONE ELSE THAT WANTS TO , YOU KNOW WHO U ARE… I AM IN MY FIRST BOMBING CONTEST AND I NEED YOUR HELP TO WIN AND BOMB THE SHIT OUTTA ME....IF YOU LOVE ME YOU'LL HELP.....LMAO.. JUST CLICK ON MY PIC BELOW AND BOMB AWAY...COULD YOU ALSO PLZ REPOST THIS BULLY.. THANKS AND LOVE YOU ALL THANKS AND LOVE YOU ALL DIRTY BITCH~DJ BOO BOO KITTY F*CK!~CO-OWNER OF BLACK DIAMOND~R/L WIFE 2 FREAK ON A LEASH~@ fubar
I R Old Man Now
It's official - I've become an old geezer.  Monday night when I was home sick and my girl was off singing in her choir, I spent the evening listening to BBC Radio Four.  Feeling too out of sorts to face thumbing through my cd collection, I turned to the radio, which I don't do that often, but instead of my tried-and-tested Radio Two, I decided to finally bite the bullet and embrace my inner middle-aged man.  I listend to a bit of 'The Archers', a documentary about the Brighton Bombing, a play about Empty Nest Syndrome, a documentary about what it means to be a small country, and two magazine shows, covering such diverse topics as what it means to be a Polymath, and the latest exibition in the Turbine Hall at Tate Modern. Next week, I shall be sewing patches on the elbows of all my jackets, and learning to smoke a pipe.
Ironic?
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The Ironies Of It All
There was a time when I thought it would be great not to have the kids nipping at my heels, but now the one time that I want the boys all to myself, back to the way it used to be before I left their father when it was "the three amigos" a 4th wants to join the party. I have not had both boys together with me to go out in over 3 years so when I asked both of them if they wanted to goto Six Flags with me I was excited. I FINALLY am able to take the youngest and not worry about him getting in trouble for seeing me and I finally could do it with the oldest because he didn't have to work. As a matter of fact I asked the oldest right in front of his father. Today I talk to the oldest and he wants to bring his girlfriend with us. I KNOW, he is at the age for having the girlfriend but shit, I've been doing so much with him and his girlfriend that I was really looking forward to having just him, his brother and me. Maybe not just like it was before I left, but something that could be r
The Irony Of Love
Loving the right person at the wrong time, having the wrong person when the time is right and finding out you love someone right after that person walks out of your life... And sometimes, you think you're already over a person, but when you see them smile at you, you'll suddenly realize that you're just pretending to be over them just to ease the pain of knowing that they will never be yours again... For some, they think that letting go is one way of expressing how much they love that person... in my opinion, some are afraid to see the one they love being held by someone else... Most relationships tend to fail not because the absence of love. Love is always present. It's just that one was being loved too much and the other was being loved too little... As we all know that the heart is the center of the body but it beats on the left. maybe that's the reason why the heart is not always right... Most often we fall in love wi
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"ironic" By Alanis Morrissette
An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a death row pardon two minutes too late Isn't it ironic, don't you think It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take And who would've thought, it figures Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye He waited his whole damned life to take that flight And as the plane crashed down he thought 'Well isn't this nice' And isn't it ironic...don't you think It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take And who would've thought, it figures Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you When you think everything's okay and everything's going right And life has a funny way of helping you out when You think everything's gone wrong and ev
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Fire investigators on Maui have determined the cause of a blaze that destroyed a $127,000 home last month - a short in the homeowner's newly installed fire prevention alarm system. "This is even worse than last year, " said the distraught homeowner, "when someone broke in and stole my new security system..."
Ironic In A Fucked Up Way
you know all this is kinda ironic in a fucked up way cause when i started this relationship i was detached to protect myself ,but then i saw how kira was livin life enjoyin it to the fullest and so i decided to try to do the same and i fell in love w/ her but then all this shit happens ,almost to prove that I was right all along to not commit myself to her but i did anyways. kinda fucked up isn't it ? all i got to say is that I am never goin to change/give up my beliefs on people or life again the way I did w/ kira. i'm never gonna take her back again not after all the pain she's caused this time around. but I am also goin to move on ,maybe go out w/ some other girls ,get my mind off of kira/.not goin to let her rule my life now.
Irony Or Sadistic Humor?
Irony or Sadistic Humor? I have been thinking again so be warned. These are some random thoughts that I wanted to right down so that I may better try to understand them. Imagine spending many years looking for something that would make your life complete. That would give it meaning. You never find it. What happens is you lose yourself in the process because your focus has been to search and not preserve. Now imagine that when you finally realize you may never find it in the situation you are in or that you may never find it at all, and as that situation ends, you meet someone that not only has and is what you have been searching for, but they unknowingly show you who you were and who you can be again. You see everything in their eyes when they look at you, in their smile and their lips when you kiss. You feel like nothing you have ever felt in your life. They treat you like no one ever has. The way you could only have dreamed of. You feel reborn. You begin to fall in ...
Ironic ~~~ Alanis Morissette
Iron Maiden
Irony
The best part of BELIEVE is the LIE
Irony Of Women
Umkay, so I just posted 2 emo blogs and deleted them cause I'm a douchebag like that. What I don't understand is how come when a girl says she wants to be with a guy that really cares for her for her, nice, kind sweet, etc etc... she treats them like shit, but if she gets with some assclown of a retard that's just a horrible person, they love them to death... I don't get it.. I'm becoming a fucking asshole to every one equally from now on.. !! fuck yoU!!!
Irony Of Love
The IRONY of LOVE is loving the right person at the wrong time and having the wrong person when the time is right and finding out you love someone right after that person walks out of your life. Sometimes, you think you're already over a person, but when you see them smile at you, you're suddenly realize that you're just pretending to be over them just to ease the pain of knowing that they will never be yours again. For some, they think that letting go is one way of expressing how much you love the person. Most relationships tend to fail not because the absence of love. Love is always present. It's just that one was being loved too much and the other was being loved too little. We all know that the heart is the center of the body but it beats on the left. Maybe that's the reason why the heart is not always “right.” Most often, we fall in love with the person we think we love only to discover that for them, we are just for past times, while the one who truly loves us remains either a fr
The Irony Of It All...taxes...
Good Morning and how are you? How many times have you just sat back (stood or laid will work too) and thought about the irony of it all sometimes is just mind boggling. Now boggling could have many meanings but for this we will use the term as outright shaking your head and saying what kind of idiot… Here is the reason for this. This story goes back a few years 8 to be precise. In the early months of 1999 the Golden State Fence Company were awarded a contract to build a fence keeping illegal aliens namely Mexican’s that crossed over from Mexico to California of their own free will. The company was given this contract for one thing proximity to the work site and it was a very sound company to do the job. They had the man power to do it and were low bidder for the job hence forth they won the contract. Officials monitoring the progress and the company’s books found an astonishing fact. Golden State Fence Company had on their payroll various amounts of illegal aliens (Mexicans) about one
The Irony Of The Federal Property...
? No Crosses on ? Federal Property! ? Did you see in the news last week where the supreme court doesn't want any crosses on Federal property? Crosses on Federal Property? Well duh......... (Scroll Down) Are they going to remove these too??? ;) Get real folks!!
Irony Is
You all know what game systems we grew up with.. hell I had em all, Atari...omg but we thought it was the best ! graphics sucked! ok so then comes nintendo sega dreamcast neogeo super nes etc. Im not gonna name them all. Ok,so the point is we were proud of our endless hrs learning and mastering specific games.How we would fight siblings over the controler,or what my brother did was turn it off cos it WAS cheating which meant I was kicking his ass. Anyways over the decade games have evolved. And well they have been bringing back the older games, but as we were proud kids these days fly thru these games like nothing where as it took us endless hrs to beat it, and as my topic says irony is playing your 6yr old at a game you mastered as a teen and he can pass a level faster than you is irony... lol or its in the genes. and I gotta give my little man credit for this one, he looked at me and said mama your ownnnnned. And I had to sit there and laugh because he kicked my ass
Iron Man
Has he lost his mind? Can he see or is he blind? Can he walk at all, Or if he moves will he fall? Is he alive or dead? Has he thoughts within his head? We'll just pass him there why should we even care? He was turned to steel in the great magnetic field Where he travelled time for the future of mankind Nobody wants him He just stares at the world Planning his vengeance that he will soon unfold Now the time is here for Iron Man to spread fear Vengeance from the grave Kills the people he once saved Nobody wants him They just turn their heads Nobody helps him Now he has his revenge Heavy boots of lead fills his victims full of dread Running as fast as they can Iron Man lives again!
Ironic Members
This place is like my 2nd home, I login and get greeted with the most friendly people interested in my existance. Woot. They rate I rate, we add, I add, I fan, they fan and the torture continues for hours. People find common ground who share an interest, a desire or maybe sexual. blahblahboo-booblah. But what really pisses me off is when you get the "Ironic Members" i like to call them. These are the people who signup, upload 1000 pics of their past and present lineup mugshots..in all angles, their animals, their lovers, their kids. Then they add a thesis on there lifestyle. Need a friggin' PhD to even decode nor read it, and complain how they are looked at as meat products other than Chicken or Fish. Those who are smiling right this seconds, take a moment and think the last time they found someone who they know of or seen on here or other sites who bitch bitch about the attention they get but continue anyway.... So in words use by "Walter" I have two words for those Ironic Mem
Irony.....
so..tomorrow is the 8th of march. it should be my 4th wedding anniversary...but no. my ex wife had to go and cheat on me. not once, not twice...but atleast 3 times. the first time(that i know of) was like a month after we got married. then she met some guy from, ummm...aol, myspace..i forgot. she kept claiming that he was "just a friend" but i kept noticing things. well, for the longest time i didnt want to believe that she was messing around on me. i finally opened my eyes and accepted the fact that the one i wanted to spend the rest of my life with was screwing some other guy. well, they are still together. she actually says, writes and puts it all over myspace that they have been together for 2 1/2 years. hmmmmm.....we got married 3, almost 4 years ago. isnt that messed up. so..tomorrow is the 8th. blah blah blah. just another day for me. my birthday is on monday..yay me!!! her b-day is next week(the 19th)....anyways...i love it here on cherrytap. "the capt. has turned on the 'n
Ironic ?
I did it; it has been over a month now with out a cigarette!! It was not easy and most days I wanted to rip someone’s head off. I still do miss it when I have my coffee or the well know one after sex. My son had been on me for so long to stop and I kept coming up with excuses, after smoking for 18 years I was really good at it .The new commercials that are out now are enough to at least make you want to stop or smoke in the far corner of your basement from embarrassment. I’m actually a bit surprised that this time I did stop and proud of myself. Why the title “Ironic”? I spent over 8 hours in the ER the other day over an entirely different matter. But after viewing my CT the doctor informed me that I have shadows and nodules on my lungs. He recommended that I get a detailed CT ASAP. I do realize that it does not necessarily mean cancer. I just can’t help thinking too little too late. So if I am not on much or not replying to your comments my mind is just not here. I will however get
The Iron Stove
In the days when wishing was still of some use, a king's son was bewitched by an old witch, and shut up in an iron stove in a forest. There he passed many years, and no one could rescue him. Then a king's daughter came into the forest, who had lost herself, and could not find her father's kingdom again. After she had wandered about for nine days, she at length came to the iron stove. Then a voice came forth from it, and asked her, "Whence do you come, and whither are you going?" She answered, "I have lost my father's kingdom, and cannot get home again." Then a voice inside the iron stove said, "I will help you to get home again, and that indeed most swiftly, if you will promise to do what I desire of you. I am the son of a far greater king than your father, and I will marry you." Then was she afraid, and thought, "Good heavens. What can I do with an iron stove?" But as she much wished to get home to her father, she promised to do as he desired. But he said, "You shall return here
Iron John
There was once upon a time a king who had a great forest near his palace, full of all kinds of wild animals. One day he sent out a huntsman to shoot him a roe, but he did not come back. Perhaps some accident has befallen him, said the king, and the next day he sent out two more huntsmen who were to search for him, but they too stayed away. Then on the third day, he sent for all his huntsmen, and said, scour the whole forest through, and do not give up until you have found all three. But of these also, none came home again, and of the pack of hounds which they had taken with them, none were seen again. From that time forth, no one would any longer venture into the forest, and it lay there in deep stillness and solitude, and nothing was seen of it, but sometimes an eagle or a hawk flying over it. This lasted for many years, when an unknown huntsman announced himself to the king as seeking a situation, and offered to go into the dangerous forest. The king, however, would not give his cons
Ironicly Enough
Isn't it amazing that from time to time our friends push us aside to do something petty. Not only do they push us aside but dismiss all sence of friendship. What do I mean by this? Well, I mean occationally they purposely put us in a bad situation with no reguard for our safety or our feelings to do something that might possibly make them feel a little better but put them even further behind in life. I guess some of us just hold friendship higher than others and some really don't have any idea what it means to call someone a friend. It is funny though how those people seem to act as if they never did anything wrong and still ask you to do so much for them. So what to do, acknowledge what the friendship has become and accept it or do we say forget it and walk away? I don't know what to do but apparently I need to decide for a person I thought was a good friend may not be. Last night he put my life in danger by making me drive out in the middle a ton of crappy weather with slippe
Ironic Love Viewpoints
"Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women like to be a man's last romance". Oscar Wilde
Iron
Iron is traditionally held as the ore of judgment or power. Thor's hammer was made completely of iron. When Thor wields his hammer of iron, the power is fearsome. If a person is characterized as iron fisted, they are powerful and dictatorial. To dream of iron can mean a dream of being judged or sitting in judgment of others. Either way, the iron object is the power icon for whoever is in control of it. It may also have to do with the building of a home, or thoughts about building a solid foundation with regard to career, relationships, or general perspective on life.
Iron Horse Cowboy (poetry - Written In 2001)
Iron Horse Cowboy ================= Grips instead of reins, Tires instead of hooves Gas instead of hay, Growl instead of snort My horse is Japanese steel, And my range is the Interstate 15. I'm an Iron Horse Cowboy in the Southern California haze My steed stays in the parking lot instead of left in a field to graze. Always at the ready, saddled by default My horse of Japanese steel is ready. . .a twist of a key and we're off. I'm an Iron Horse Cowboy in the San Diego haze Stuck in traffic, we idle. . .if it were flesh, it would graze... My Cowgirl's now at her job An accountant for a small firm Her pony's waiting outside on the asphalt, parked at the curb. 500 cc's of Suzuki steel and black as midnight with no moon Her pony's waiting outside with a full gas tank Ready to ride... We are Iron Horse Cowfolk in the San Diego haze My Lady and I, together, we ride our asphalt and concrete range... Robert Patrick McGuire Copyright ©2007 Robert Patrick McG
Irony
Irony is causing drama, then blaming it on everyone around you. Irony is saying you love someone, but getting pissed cuz they fucked someone else. Irony is saying you love someone, then sexually molesting them. Irony is saying you're not associating with certain people, then spreading rumors about them, and saying things to other people just to start drama. Wait... that's not irony, that's stupid. P.S. if you read this, and i'm guessing we're still on the "you know who you are" thing, GO BACK TO FLORIDA!
Iron Man
Iron
The Iron never lies to you. You can walk outside and listen to all kinds of talk. get told that you're a god or a total bastard. The Iron will always kick you the real deal. The Iron is the great reference point. the all-knowing perspective giver. Always there like a beacon in the pitch black. I have found the Iron to be my greatest friend. It never freaks out on me, never runs, Friends may come and go. But two hundred pounds is always two hundred pounds.
Irony Of Love
The Greatest Irony of Love Loving the right person at the wrong time, having the wrong person when the time is right and finding out you love someone right after that person walks out of your life... And sometimes, you think you're already over a person, but when you see them smile at you, you'll suddenly realize that you're just pretending to be over them just to ease the pain of knowing that they will never be yours again... For some, they think that letting go is one way of expressing how much they love that person... in my opinion, some are afraid to see the one they love being held by someone else... Most relationships tend to fail not because the absence of love. Love is always present. It's just that one was being loved too much and the other was being loved too little... As we all know that the heart is the center of the body but it beats on the left. maybe that's the reason why the heart is not always right... Most often we fall in love with th
Irony Of Love
IRONY OF LOVE " The greatest irony of love... loving the right person at the wrong time, having the wrong person when the time is right and finding out you love someone right after that person walks out of your life... and sometimes, you think you're already over a person, but when you see them smile at you, you'll suddenly realize that you're just pretending to be over them just to ease the pain of knowing that they will never be yours again... for some, they think that letting go is one way of expressing how much they love that person... some are afraid to see the one they love being held by someone else... most relationships tend to fail not because the absence of love. love is always present. it's just that one was being loved too much and the other was being loved too little... as we all know that the heart is the center of the body but it beats on the left. maybe that's the reason why the heart is not always right... most often we fall in love with the person we think we love
Ironic Horoscope...
Even though a relationship isn't easy, that doesn't mean it can't be fun. Laugh a little at the obstacles you two are facing. A sense of humor, when used appropriately, is the best tool for getting back on track. This was my so called "horoscope" for the day!? How ironic is it that it's exactly what I'm going through?!?!?! I don't believe these things, but my GOD! lol..I could become a believer pretty quick..lol
Ironic Secret
If I could tell the world just one thing It would be to tell them a secret Something I thought I could ever tell To reveal about myself something I kept inside Something hidden to never be told Until this very moment of time. A dark and lonely secret Mysterious in so many forms available Why I choose to decide to tell others Is something I cannot decide on right now But what I do know and realize Is that this is something to be let free Ladies and gentlemen and all of you who care This is the moment of time of which I speak As I think to myself of ways to speak out I come to this final decision The secret that I kept so long inside That I needed so badly to tell you all here today My secret that shall never go unheard Is simply just this one sentence.... You're all too gullible to believe That I had something important to say.
~ Iron Butterfly - In A Gadda Da Vida (part 1) Of 2
I remember being 12-13 years old, we lived up next to the University of Cincinnati and it was a Hippie heaven in the 60's My brother was in a Band "Naked Watermelon" (only in the 60's) lol Well this was the signature song they ended with and it was great i can remember those days like yesterday :) hehe i just wish i could remember yesterday :) lol Oh and yea it is long enough to have 2 parts :)
~ Iron Butterfly - In A Gadda Da Vida (part 2) Of 2
Ironic
I would be in one place and i will see the so called man of my dreams. A little later, a girl will hang her arm on his and i would find out she owned him. I got married and to the day I dont see him anymore, he told me I would never own him because he couldn't be own by anyone... So which is which? When I give myself to a person, it's complete and I wouldn't mind him owning me, that should be the reason of being together. Not tht you're not allowed to be individual, but getting married is a bond that will connect you to the one you love. oh i loved that's for sure... and judging me for writing this is just so unfair...
Ironic
The Irony Of Life.
**If something goes wrong, you don't have to be the first to admit that you're at fault. Why? Because outside circumstances had a hand in this, too -- and given time to stew, this thing may not be so 'wrong' after all.** I find it very funny that this one came up today for me. Just last night I was talking about how sometimes I don't trust my own judgement and how I am always second guessing things. You know, just being my own worst enemy again! LOL I have been really taking a look at my past, and realising that it isn't always about me. Bad things do not happen TO me, sometimes they just happen. After awhile of repeating the same mistakes it's hard to not start believing that something must be wrong with us. But today I can own my own part in things, and I can allow someone else to take credit for their own shit!! I am not always sorry anymore. Cause you know what, it is NOT always my fault. But if I let fear and anger overtake me, then that part is, my fault. If I all
Irony Of Love
~The Irony of Love~ The greatest irony of love: loving the right person at the wrong time, having the wrong person when the time is right and finding out you love someone right after that person walks out of your life... and sometimes, you think you're already over a person, but when you see them smile at you, you'll suddenly realize that you're just pretending to be over them just to ease the pain of knowing that they will never be yours again... for some, they think that letting go is one way of expressing how much they love that person... in my opinion, some are afraid to see the one they love being held by someone else... most relationships tend to fail not because the absence of love. love is always present. it's just that one was being loved too much and the other was being loved too little... as we all know that the heart is the center of the body but it beats on the left. maybe that's the reason why the heart is not always right... most often
Iron Sheik
Irony Of Love
The Greatest Irony of Love Loving the right person at the wrong time, having the wrong person when the time is right and finding out you love someone right after that person walks out of your life... And sometimes, you think you're already over a person, but when you see them smile at you, you'll suddenly realize that you're just pretending to be over them just to ease the pain of knowing that they will never be yours again... For some, they think that letting go is one way of expressing how much they love that person... in my opinion, some are afraid to see the one they love being held by someone else... Most relationships tend to fail not because the absence of love. Love is always present. It's just that one was being loved too much and the other was being loved too little... As we all know that the heart is the center of the body but it beats on the left. maybe that's the reason why the heart is not always right... Most often we fall in love
The Irony Of Love
The Greatest Irony of love Loving the right person at the wrong time, or having the wrong person when the time is right. && finding out you LOvE someone Right after that person walks out of your life. && sometimes you think you're already over a person, but when you see them smile at you, you'll suddenly realize that you're just pretending to be over them just to ease the pain of knowing that they will never be yours again. For some, they think that letting go is one way of expressing how much they love that person. But in reality, some are so afraid to see the one they love being held by someone else. *Most relationships* Tend to fail not because of the absence of love, because love is always present. It's just that one was being loved too much, and the other was being loved to little. As we all know, the heart is the c.e.n.t.e.r. of the body, but it beats on the left and maybe thats the reason why the heart is not always right. Most often we fall in love with t
Ironic
It seemed to be like the perfect thing for you and me Its so ironic your what I had pictured you to be But there are facts in our lives We can never change Just tell me that you understand and you feel the same This perfect romance that Ive created in my mind Id live a thousand lives Each one with you right by my side But yet we find ourselves in a less than perfect circumstance And so it seems like well never have the chance Aint it funny how some feelings you just cant deny And you cant move on even though you try Aint it strange when your feeling things you shouldnt feel I wish this could be real Aint it funny how a moment could just change your life And you dont want to face whats wrong or right Aint it strange how fate can play a part In the story of your heart Sometimes I think that a true love can never be I just believe that somehow it wasnt meant for me Life can be cruel in a way that I cant explain And I dont think that I could face it all again I barely
Ironic
I find it ironic especially a women saying that a they don't like fake ass blondes....ps thats me ..but when they have there own hair died multi colors including blond highlights...and how can u make a decision based on the persons hair color, they may be the sweetest person you will ever know...I find it that sad and ironic .....just had to rant for a sec
Ironic
So here I sit, having decided that it is time to move on, out of the vacuum of my so called life. I have talked to the children, talked to God and even talked to myself. I am moving. The kids will not have to suffer through the fighting, I will not have to walk on eggshells wondering when the next episode of what I like to refer to as a "hidiosity" will happen. Here is the irony...He pushed and pushed and pushed until I could not take another moment of his alcoholic asshole behavior. When I told him I am leaving, he cried. He said he really didn't want me to leave...but was told what he wants no longer matters in this situation, that he seems to have chosen what he wants. So guess who has been sober since I started looking for apartments? No fair. Why not do that before it was more than I could take? Or, why stop drinking now? Either way, it doesn't matter, either way it hurts.
Irony
On my worst fucking day ever,during the darkest of times, here I sit in a daze,a stupor,fucking DEVASTATED,when I'm here as low as I've possibly ever sunk since I can possibly remember....it appears on this day of ALL fucking days,THIS DAY...TODAY irony chooses to rear it's fucking head to show me even that irony is not without a sense of fucking humor. Here is my fucking horoscope and much like life right now...IT FUCKING BLOWS!!! READ IT!!! Have you been having a hard time getting your point across to someone close? Now is a great time to take a giant step back and review the situation. You'll see a new way to communicate that could be more effective. And don't anyone ask me why does my day sucks,what does the horoscope or my blog mean,what happened,I'm sorry,Awwww or ANYTHING!!! NOTHING!!!! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!!! JUST.....LEAVE ME ALONE!! There's only one person on this ENTIRE planet that I feel like talking to right now,only ONE person in this universe that can mak
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Irony
So today is 9/11 as I'm sure you all know (because of the MuMMs and bulletins, at least) and well in medicolegal, we got to talk about mass disasters and how to solve such cases. Now I find it funny that our teacher was tip-toeing around the subject, when in fact, we are in school for forensics. We know that a disaster such as NYC, Pearl Harbor, Glasgow Airport, etc. etc... will happen. So why tip-toe around the subject. We are all adults. We know what we might have to deal with. I just find it funny that the teacher was a little on the nervous side to talk about the subject, when really it wasn't all that bad (for learning that is).
The Irony Of Love
The greatest irony of love is loving the right person at the wrong time, having the wrong person when the time is right, and finding out you love someone right after that person walks out of your life... And sometimes, you think you're already over a person, but when you see them smile at you, you'll suddenly realize that you're just pretending to be over them just to ease the pain of knowing that they will never be yours again... For some, they think that letting go is one way of expressing how much they love that person... in my opinion, some are afraid to see the one they love being held by someone else... Most relationships tend to fail not because the absence of love. Love is always present. It's just that one was being loved too much and the other was being loved too little... As we all know that the heart is the center of the body but it beats on the left. Maybe that's the reason why the heart is not always right. Most often we fall in love with the perso
Iron This
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
Ironic
I love this song. It explains life so well! An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a death row pardon two minutes too late And isn't it ironic... don't you think It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take Who would've thought... it figures Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye He waited his whole damn life to take that flight And as the plane crashed down he thought "Well isn't this nice..." And isn't it ironic... don't you think It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take Who would've thought... it figures Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you When you think everything's okay and everything's going right And life has a funny way of helping you out when You thi
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Ironic
isn't it ironic how the 1 thing that you don't need is the 1 thing you fight your hardest to get ************************************************* if there were no pain there would be no compassion if there were no hurt there would be no compassion when we see that someone we care about is hurt or in pain its then that we show compassion compassion often leads to love so if there were no pain there would be a lot less love so in order to experience love one must experience pain
Ironic I Think
As most of you know or have figured out by now 2 days ago I change my fubar name to Dr. death.Then yesterday I left a customized message visiting the dead .Well let me tell you about 30 minutes after that We got a call a patient unconscious possible dead.When we got there sure enough they were dead and had been about 14hrs..We had to wait on the coroner and the police before we could move the patient.total time we were there was 3 hours.Then to top it all off that night my wife told me that a kitten we had gotten had died earlier that day.Its just weird and ironic I changed my name and put a customized message up and then the rest happened. So as I saidyesterday I was visiting the dead.
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IRON HORSE IS HIRING FOR ALL STAFF POSTIONS PLS COME AND CHECK US OUT AND JOIN A GREAT FAMILY LOOKING FOR GREETERS BARTENDERS PROMOTERS DJS EVERYTHING COME IN SEE WHAT WE HAVE FOR YOU CAN'T WAIT TO MEET YOU WE EVEN MADE IT EASY FOR YOU TO COME IN JUST CLICK ON THE PIC IT WILL TAKE YOU TO US (repost of original by '"MG"DjMedic's FuWife~ head promoter 4 IHS' on '2007-10-28 11:17:13') (repost of original by 'kitten' on '2007-10-28 12:06:36')
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IRON HORSE IS HIRING FOR ALL STAFF POSTIONS PLS COME AND CHECK US OUT AND JOIN A GREAT FAMILY LOOKING FOR GREETERS BARTENDERS PROMOTERS DJS EVERYTHING COME IN SEE WHAT WE HAVE FOR YOU CAN'T WAIT TO MEET YOU WE EVEN MADE IT EASY FOR YOU TO COME IN JUST CLICK ON THE PIC IT WILL TAKE YOU TO US (repost of original by '"MG" ¢¾DjMedic's FuWife~promoter 4 IHS' on '2007-10-28 11:17:13') (repost of original by '*** DJ_JUGGALO_ MAFIA_FAMILY***THE PSYCHO KILLER***' on '2007-10-28 11:37:08') (repost of original by '~DJ ~ TWIZTID JUGGALETE ~FU WIFE TO CLASSIC ROCK' on '2007-10-28 11:59:32') (repost of original by '*** DJ_JUGGALO_ MAFIA_FAMILY***THE PSYCHO KILLER***' on '2007-10-28 12:06:30')
Ironies Of Life
The greatest ironies of life: having the right person at the wrong time, having the wrong person when the time is right, and finding out that you love someone after that person walks out of your sight ....
Irony Of Love
Loving the right person at the wrong time, having the wrong person when the time is right and finding out you love someone right after that person walks out of your life... And sometimes, you think you're already over a person, but when you see them smile at you, you'll suddenly realize that you're just pretending to be over them just to ease the pain of knowing that they will never be yours again... For some, they think that letting go is one way of expressing how much they love that person... in my opinion, some are afraid to see the one they love being held by someone else... Most relationships tend to fail not because the absence of love. Love is always present. It's just that one was being loved too much and the other was being loved too little... As we all know that the heart is the center of the body but it beats on the left. maybe that's the reason why the heart is not always right... Most often we fall in love with the person we think we love but
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Iron Maiden Extends Deal With Emi
British heavy metal legends IRON MAIDEN today announced they have renewed and extended their historic 28-year recording relationship with EMI for the world excluding USA. MAIDEN's manager Rod Smallwood commented: "We've had three tremendous decades working with EMI and have many friends there. Through many 'regimes,' EMI have always given us their full support and our relationship with their companies worldwide has always been excellent. We've got some great plans for 2008 and beyond, and I can't wait to get back on the road next year on a tour which appropriately celebrates the band's formative years." Tony Wadsworth, Chairman & CEO, EMI Music UK said, "Since the early Eighties MAIDEN has been a flagship band for EMI and we have enjoyed a fantastic long-term relationship. Now that we can work with and support them in their broader music activities, our goal is to help build on the foundations already in place for an even more successful future." On February 5, 2008 MAIDEN wil
Iron Maiden - Former Guitarist Dennis Stratton Appears At Second Annual Eddie's National Convention; Photos Posted
IRON MAIDEN fan site MaidenFans.com has issued the following, courtesy of Eddie's Italian Fanzine: "Last weekend Italy saw a truly memorable event: the second annual "Eddie's National Convention" of Maiden fans and of Eddie's, the Italian fanzine dedicated to Iron Maiden. Special guest on the 2 nights was the marvellous Dennis Stratton (former Maiden guitarist), who really put a flame to the 1,300 fans who came to Milan and Prato. TRICK OR TREAT, TONY LIOTTA and THE CLAIRVOYANTS served Mr Stratton a red hot audience, which exploded on the notes of the unforgettable tracks of Iron Maiden, played by Dennis and his friend Mike De Jager, with The Clairvoyants. Two incredible nights, a great artist, a number of talented musicians and mad Maiden and Rock fans. See photos at www.eddies.it and look for more in the next issue of Eddie's."
The Irony Of Wrinkles
Jehoiakim, the king of Judah by the grace of Pharaoh (as if that’s not an irony, the descendants of the enslavers dictating to the descendants of the Exodus, the enslaved, who’s going to rule them) reigned for eleven years. Why Pharaoh Necho didn’t just stomp Judah out of existence leading into 2 Kings 24 becomes pretty obvious when we read the opening verse: “In his days Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon came up, and Jehoiakim became his servant three years: then he turned and rebelled against him.” For the time being, Egypt needed a buffer against the emerging power of Babylon in the precarious dance we know in international law as the balance of power. A cynic’s definition: to use your less annoying neighbor to protect you from your more annoying neighbor. At this time, the kingdom of Judah roughly occupied the position Poland did between Germany and the Soviet Union before World War II because whoever came out on top, Egypt or Babylon, would run roughshod over Judah to do it. Fro
Irony
In the newspaper this week, I was once again faced with the irony that is my life. Let's revisit: My husband "steals" a laptop, which was returned to the agency once he learned he had been terminated, has been sentenced to ten years in prison, with five years suspended. He's been accepted to pre-release, and should be on a work program there, but instead, against the judge's specific order, is now sitting in the Montana State Prison, and yet nobody can say why exactly he's there, instead of in the pre-release program in our city, and nobody can say when exactly he'll be remanded to the pre-release program. Yet this week I read in the newspaper that a woman who was drunk, hit a pedestrian with her car. The pedestrian's skull was crushed, she was lifeflighted to another hospital for treatment, spent several months there, and, now incapacitated, will finish out her life in an supported-care facility. The 25-year old woman who hit her was under the influence, and this is her THIRD TIME
Iron
Iron is traditionally held as the ore of judgment or power. Thor's hammer was made completely of iron. When Thor wields his hammer of iron, the power is fearsome. If a person is characterized as iron fisted, they are powerful and dictatorial. To dream of iron can mean a dream of being judged or sitting in judgment of others. Either way, the iron object is the power icon for whoever is in control of it. It may also have to do with the building of a home, or thoughts about building a solid foundation with regard to career, relationships, or general perspective on life.
Irony Of The Rose
The Irony Of It All
It seems the more advanced our society becomes, the more primal behavior we exhibit... I have never understood the ways of our world. Where selfishness, greed,and violence, the infliction of pain and brutality on the helpless is complacently accepted. When did "homeless" become acceptable? When did a divided family prove to be the best thing for all involved? Give the kid a 300.00 xbox and all will be well. He can learn all he needs in life. Ever wonder how your mother is surviving her retirement on $700.00 a month graciously given by the government for all her hard work? While we find our own little way to shut it all out,telling ourselves that it is someone elses problem,laughing at the pain displayed on our airwaves, the plague continues to grow worse. Where does a 12 year old child learn that to stop a baby from crying, you beat it with a baseball bat? Who protects the abused? When do we put down the cell phone, or the game controller and see the world as it truly is? We have
Ironic
I just read my horoscope for today. It's so funny after seeing the movie for the 3rd time and going to my same ole local bar and seeing an old dear friend and his g/f. Taurus (4/20-5/20) The same old, same old suddenly feels a lot fresher today, and you will find yourself actually enjoying your daily routine! There is a lot of comfort in familiar tasks and familiar faces. New adventures can wait. You are in no hurry to get going on any new projects, and will enjoy just keep on keepin' on with what you are working on now. It's a peaceful, even-keeled day that might not be remarkable, but will be very pleasant. And tonight, you'll have a very refreshing night's sleep. So I guess I did the right thing. lol
Irony
Irony Seeking the answers caught within the maze of cobwebs clouding the brain Like a haze of forgotten memoirs Left open to wither and stain. Walking among the living Blindfolding my minds eye so not to see the deception reeking havoc on man kind. Holding back my intuition for fear of losing sight Doubting the unmistakable messages Pounding inside my mind. Sliding within the grip of mistrust Fitting into the conformity made by humanity. Struggling daily with that which I see and that which I know to be true. Crippling my adjustable personality with lies full of poison Battling my abilities beyond reason. Knowing the truth while I allow my lips to be sewn by society. Holding back the remnants left of my spirituality. Trampled under feet frozen in fear Bashed by deceptive tongues that twist and turn the truth. Being questioned by those who have no brains. Being manipulated by the hands of the manipulated. Being taught by those who can not comprehend.
Iron Maiden
Well went to see Iron Maiden In concert Saturday 9th February'2008 at the Acer Arena in Homebush Sydney N.S.W Australia. Went with friends & my son. Wow what a concert was Awsome!!!!!! Fan's in Australia have waited a long time for this. & they didn't disappoint us. I was lucky enough to have floor tickets, & was 3 people from the front. Iron Maiden still Kick's Major Butt!!!!!! Sounded the same as CD's. However on the funny side, had an accident, went to the shop's that morin in the rain, took a fall & sprained my ankle & finger. But just like the trooper I am nothin was gonna stop me seeing them, it was worth it & every penny spent. If ya get a chance to see them Go, you wont regret it!!!!!!!!! By Donna Aka: Sabbynib
Ironman
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Ironies, They Happen Everyday...
Good Morning. How in the world are you today? I am good myself, thanks for me asking… Ironies… they happen everyday. But its often hard to read between the lines to find that irony until one thinks of it a while. I heard a saying by Jack Nicholson once he said: “My mother never seen the Irony of calling me a Son-of-a-Bitch” More Ironies: A 66-year-old millionaire roofing company founder was killed at his home in Rock, Wis., in December when he accidentally fell through the roof of his garage. An 18-year-old Amish man was killed in Hustisford, Wis., in October when, working on a construction crew, he came into contact with a high-voltage wire and was electrocuted. California's Solar Shade Control Act protects solar panels from obstructions from sunlight, and in January, Santa Clara County officials sought to enforce the law against homeowners who themselves are staunch environmentalists. Since the back yard of Prius-owners Richard Treanor and Carolyn Bassett contains lush redwood tree
Iron Horse Saloon Contest
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WE WANNA ROCK YOUR WORLD AT THE BLACK DIAMOND LOUNGE WITH THE BEST IN ROCK, METAL, AND INDEPENDENT MUSIC AROUND CLICK ON THE PIC TO JOIN THE PARTY DJ IRONMAN ON AIR TO TAKE YOUR REQUEST AND ROCK OUT YOUR FAVORITE TUNES (repost of original by 'DJ ironman @ Dirty Diamond Radio/DBC/Thewikedchild/pixi's wiked child/co owner of enchanted rela' on '2008-03-05 12:32:42')
Irony And Complacency
As I lay broken into what feels like a million little pieces on the uneven playing fields of love, I peer up into the shadows of Justice. She stands there, majestic as she hoists her mighty scales of balance with her beautiful flowing robes whipping around her proud full feminine form in the midst of the whirlwind of turmoil derived by my emotional angst. She begins to speak to me in her always reasonable voice, almost void of any humanity due to her seemingly callous, yet fair, judgement of life "I heard from Irony that you have befriended Complacency, before your friendship becomes too settled and dependant I should tell you about your new friend so you understand the choices you have set forth upon with this course of action." Somberly she continues, "You see my dear child Complacency befriends those who are fearful of change. She seeks out those whom she knows will fit within her ideals and not step outside of the boundaries. She adores and coddles those afraid to take a ris
Iron Maiden - Prisoner ! Live Drums' By Marty Party !
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Irony Of Love
The greatest irony of love: loving the right person at the wrong time, having the wrong person when the time is right, and finding out you love someone right after that person walks out of your life. and sometimes, you think you' re already over a person, but when you see them smile at you, you' ll suddenly realize that you' re just pretending to be over them just to ease the pain of knowing that they will never be yours again. For some, they think that letting go is one way of expressing how much they love that person. Most relationships tend to fail not because the absence of love. Love is always present. It' s just that one was being loved too much and the other was being loved too little. Sometimes, it's the TRUST that was absent. As we all know that the heart is the center of the body but it beats on the left. Maybe that's the reason why the heart is not always right. Most often we fall in love with the person we think we love but to only discover that for them we are just for pas
Ironman.....thank You
I AM IRONMAN AND I WILL ALWAYS MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS IN ARMS. I WILL ALWAYS SUPPORT OUR TROOPS!!!
Irony
We light a candle, we see the darkness around We feel the silence, after we hear a sound We drink a dropp of water and realize our thirst We come second in a race and want to be the first We perceive our ignorance after reading a page We say 'Youth is precious' when we reach old age We see our fortunes when a beggar cries We recognize a genius after he dies We think of our happy moments as we shed a tear We sense our loneliness when a friend stands near We become patriotic after leaving our nation We commit a sin and speak of salvation We trigger war and for peace we pray Only at night, we realize - the end of a day
Iron Man
Although, it's not my cup of tea for a movie, it's another hugely anticipated jump from comic books movie, worth mentioning. My kids loves all the Marvel Hero guys. (has no good technical lingo for this one) *blinks* Opening May 2nd.
Iron Man
The Irony Of Love ...
The greatest irony of love; loving the right person at the wrong time, having the wrong person when the time is right and finding out you love someone right after that person walks out of your life... And sometimes, you think you're already over a person, but when you see them smile at you, you'll suddenly realize that you're just pretending to be over them just to ease the pain of knowing that they will never be yours again... For some, they think that letting go is one way of expressing how much they love that person... In my opinion, some are afraid to see the one they love being held by someone else... Most relationships tend to fail not because the absence of love. Love is always present. It's just that one was being loved too much and the other was being loved too little... As we all know , the heart is the center of the body, but it beats on the left. Maybe that's the reason why the heart is not always right... Most often w
Ironic
An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a death row pardon two minutes too late Isn't it ironic... don't you think? It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take Who would've thought... it figures Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye He waited his whole damn life to take that flight And as the plane crashed down he thought "Well isn't this nice..." And isn't it ironic... don't you think? It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take Who would've thought... it figures Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you When you think everything's okay and everything's going right And life has a funny way of helping you out when You think everything's gone wrong and ev
Irony Deficiency
New Rule: You cannot use a word unless you know what it means. Isn't it ironic that people use the phrase, "Isn't it ironic..." in an attempt to sound erudite but instead use it to preface a statement that is in no way ironic, making themselves seem like complete dipshits? "Isn't it ironic that we showed up ten minutes late and the movie had already started?" No dumbass, it is the completely logical and expected consequence of the action.
"ironman"
Iron Man
Iron Man kicked ass! The movie was great, Robert Downey, Jr was great and funny, as was Terence Howard and Gwyneth Paltrow was good too. Not only is it now easily the best movie out there but I'll wet myself now if Robert Downey, Jr. ever again does better in his life in any starring role he might ever get again. My advice-GO SEE IT! ITS WELL WORTH IT!
Iron Man
Went to see Iron Man. Its one of the better superhero movies of this genre. Probably the best I have seen since Batman Begins. Robert Downey, Gweneth Paltrow and Jeff Bridges are all great in their roles. Its obvious that Favreu is a fan similar to how Raimy is a fan of Spiderman. They stay true to the original storyline. What was neat about the Iron man one was how they updated it for modern day with terrorists in afganistan. It allowed them to show the original primitive suit and the new suit. Looking forward to see if a sequel is in the works. Its a great start to the summer movie season!
Iron Man Street Kings
Today I got to see two pretty good action movies. The first one was street kings. Hey how can you not go see a movie with dirty cops in it. It was not like training day to me at all really. I thought it was very good and it was nice to see that there was a plot. At the same time as it had a plot it was still nice and violent. I thought Forrest Whitacer, Hugh Lourie, Jay Mohr (ok and funny man but great actor, or maybe I just like him) and Kenu Reves (stright acting no accent of where he is from) all did a great job. Also Common formaly known as Common Sense played a good small part also. For those who may not know there was some music group that had the rights to the name so sense got dropped. But see that worked out good because in credits and tittles Common sound and looks better and is clearer then Common Sense so do to him also acting I think he for his movies would have droped sense anyways. I tried this Pizza with the movie that was pretty good and made the movie that
Ironman...a Must See!!
Robert Downey plays an arrogant, womanizing Tony Stark very well. This movie has given players a new level to aspire too: putting a stripper pole put inside of a private plane!! Great special effects and a wide open end for the next movie.
Ironic, Yet Pathetic
so im looking through one of my model friends' pics and find her account got hacked. What is more pathetic? someone is uploading sex pics of her to prove a point that they can hack an account and embarrass her. oh yay! what a knob. I hope she told her fu hubby the truth about what she does or shes fucked lol
Iron Man
So here's a question for you. Who do you think would win a fight between "Robocop" and "Ironman?" Wouldn't that be a cool movie? Two robots fighting in the streets of some huge American city, knocking down buildings, crashing into mass transportation vehicles! Oh wait, that was "Transformers." There's another screenplay idea down the crapper. Now that Marvel has pretty much run out of the big named super heroes, we're digging down into the second tier titles. Iron Man, Ghost Rider, Hell Boy… honestly, how many people read these titles as a kid? Still, it's a hell of a lot better than what we'll be watching in seven years. Just for giggles I went on the internet to see how many characters are left in the vault. Here are my top ten choices for super hero movies in 2015. "Zzzax" (I think the third "z" is silent) "Rusty Collins" (also a great mixed drink!!) "Major Mapleleaf" (Tie Domi saves Honest Ed's!!) "Wallflower" (ok, maybe this one is a bad choice)
Irony
Listening to Country music to cheer yourself up.
Iron Man
I had heard such good things about this movie, I couldn't wait to see it. I was never a fan of the comic book, found it boring, but had heard nothing but good things about the movie. Robert Downey Jr was great as Tony Stark, Iron Man's alter ego. Genius, Industrialist, cocky man about town...he nailed it. I really like Downey Jr as an actor, dating back from his brilliant work in Chaplin. Gwyneth Paltrow plays Pepper Potts, his assistant. She was okay. I liked the fact that they didn't go the total glamour route. I thought it could have been better casted, but part of that reasoning is I don't like Gwyneth Paltrow. She's a fine actress, and her average looks allowos her to do roles and be natural in them, I just don't like her. Jeff Bridges was great as his one time partner, then nemesis, Obidiah Stane. It took me forever to recognize him, and you just felt dirty when he was on the screen. This was Marvel's first attempt to make a movie on their own, and they hit a home run
Iron Man
Iron Maiden: Run To The Hills
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Ironic Retro Canned Beer ")
Ironic Retro Canned Beer You are an urban hipster, but do you drink a hip, urban, trendy beer? No, you drink cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon or Schlitz because it's ironic. And it's cheap! What Kind of Beer Are You Quiz by QuizRocket.com Fun Quizzes! MySpace quizes | Love Quiz | Fun quizzes
Irony
ITS FUNNY HOW THINGS WORK OUT WHEN YOUR DAY IS GOING FINE THEN BAM YOU HIT A BRICK WALL YOUR DAY TAKES A TURN FOR THE WORSE THEN YOU STRESS AND STRESS AND IT SEEMS LIKE YOUR LIFE IS AT POINT BREAK AND IT WILL NEVER PICK UP AGAIN THEN WITHIN MINUTES NEW BETTER OPPORTUNITIES PRESENT THEM SELF AND ALL YOU CAN DO IS LOOK BACK ON THE BAD PART OF THE DAY AND LAUGH BECAUSE IN ALL REALITY THINGS HAPPEN FOR A REASON
Ironic Retro Canned Beer
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Iron Maiden - Flight Of Icarus
Artist - Iron Maiden Song - Flight Of Icarus Album - Piece Of Mind Album Cover - Song Length - 3:49 Info - Taken from Wikipedia "The song is loosely based on the ancient Greek myth of Icarus who was imprisoned with his father Daedalus in a tower on Crete. So the pair fabricated wings for themselves from feathers and wax. Unfortunately Icarus, not heeding the advice of his father, flew too close to the sun, melting the wax that held the feathers together and thus fell to his death in the sea. Vocalist Bruce Dickinson admits that he had modified the original tale to make it an allegory of teenage rebellion against adult authority (which caused the death of Icarus in this case). The first solo in "Flight of Icarus" is played by Dave Murray whilst the second solo is played by Adrian Smith. The ending solo is played by Dave Murray." Video - Lyrics - [Smith/Dickinson] As the sun breaks, above the ground, An old man stands on the hill. As
Iron Maiden Manager On 'heavy Metal Islam' Book
Iron Maiden manager Rod Smallwood has posted the following message on the band's official web site: "We would like to make you guys aware of a very interesting book, 'Heavy Metal Islam: Rock, Resistance, and the Struggle for the Soul of Islam', which has recently been published by Mark LeVine. It describes in great detail what is happening with metal in the Muslim world, giving us the background and describing the difficulties, often highly dangerous, encountered by metal fans and bands there and also what it means to them. If you are at all interested in metal and its cultural significance to fans in unexpected areas of the planet, it is well worth checking this out. "We first became aware of the burgeoning impact of metal on the Islamic countries when Maiden played the excellent Desert Rock Festival in 2007 in Dubai. The night we played was sold out for the first time with some 15,000 metal and Maiden fans, but this was not an audience of ex-pat metal fans from the West wh
Ironic
You know what's ironic? I lie a lot..a hell of a lot. For a while there it was almost to the point where I would call myself a pathological liar. I'm working on it though...the ironic part: the one person I have never ever told a single lie to, won't talk to me because they don't believe something I told them. I find that ironic, don't you?
Irony
Is it ironic that a person that looks like this called me a coke whore?
Ironic
HOW CAN I BREATHE?! I HAVE LOST ALL SENSE OF ME, ALL SENSE OF WHO I AM, ALL SENSE OF MYSELF ... MY HEART IS HEAVY, MY BREATHING SLOWS TO A SHALLOW INHALE-EXHALE PATTERN ... I WANT TO BELIEVE IN HOPE, HAPPINESS, AND THAT THINGS ALL HAPPEN FOR A REASON... IRONIC HOW I WISH TO GOD THAT ONE MAN HATES ME WHILE I LONG FOR A KIND WORD ... IRONIC HOW I WISH TO BE FORGOTTEN WHILE I HOPE THE MEMORY OF ME IS TORTURE TO ANOTHER ... IRONIC HOW I NEVER WANTED ANOTHER TO TAKE THE PLACE OF ONE I HOLD DEAR, BUT LONG FOR THE EMPTINESS TO BE FILLED ... IRONIC HOW MY THOUGHTS, FEELINGS AND DESIRES ARE ALL MELTED INTO ONE MESS THAT I JUST CAN'T FATHOM ... THAT I CAN'T UNDERSTAND, AND THAT NO ONE COULD UNDERSTAND EXCEPT ONE I HAVE LOST FOREVER ... IRONIC HOW MY WAKING HOURS ARE SPENT IN DESPAIR, HOPING FOR A MIRACLE, AND AT THE SAME TIME HOPING I'M NOT PART OF A GAME ... IRONIC HOW I AM AFFECTED BY THE TWO POLES, NEGATIVE & POSITIVE, PULLING ME APART ... IRONIC HOW NOTHING IN MY LIFE
Iron Madien/wasted Years
Iron Maiden:flight 666
Iron Man
Iron Maiden
ok a blog about me i dont know why but i found myself listing to old iron maiden why i dont know its like 2;30 am and im going out of my mind  
Ironic Life
Sometimes, we realize to change for the better just when the situation got worse.. we realize to finally correct our mistakes just when those mistakes have cause irreversible damage.. we finally decided to prove ourselves worthy just when the person whom you want to prove your worth has already decided that your not worth it at all.. Most of the lessons are learned when the test is over, that's how IRONIC LIFE is..
Iron
Iron   Iron is traditionally held as the ore of judgment or power. Thor's hammer was made completely of iron. When Thor wields his hammer of iron, the power is fearsome. If a person is characterized as iron fisted, they are powerful and dictatorial. To dream of iron can mean a dream of being judged or sitting in judgment of others. Either way, the iron object is the power icon for whoever is in control of it. It may also have to do with the building of a home, or thoughts about building a solid foundation with regard to career, relationships, or general perspective on life.
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Iron doorsIron gates
Ironic!!!
I have attempted to try and sort my other profile out. I have sent support 2 messages - no reply. I have sent a message to both Scrapper and BabyJ - no reply. I have been in the support lounge 3 times now and all they are polite and offer advice it is  - shite. I find it ironic that it was a customer service mumm that got me here in the first place or this on my profile ...   Has it worked???
Iron Stuff
iron doors iron gates iron railings
Ironing
Ironing   The iron is a pretty mundane item and a generally despised chore. Feeling a little like Cinderella, you may be wondering if your life will ever be exciting. The iron can also be a symbol of conflict or servitude if the ironing is not for ones own benefit. Usually, a dream involving ironing is just a mundane dream that may cause you to realize how mundane your life has become and possibly encourage you to try something new.
Irony
Ok so I'm watching the news which I rarely do these days because it's so filled with tabloid journalism that I can do without.  What pops up is the growing "scandal" on climate change.  I see daily postings on facebook about climategate ranting about sham this deception that and these people will finally get exposed.  Me personally, I believe is global warming.  Its crazy to sit and think that mankind can do what they please on this planet and have no ill effects.  The same holds true for my views on evolution.  I am a person of faith, but my faith does not lead me to ignore the fact that evolution happens everyday.  To do so is ludicrous.  So back to the story..lol.  How was this critical information on the lies of Al Gore and other "liberals" found?  It was hacked!!  Hackers illegally went into computers and stole information.  The keyword here is "illegally" because when I last checked hacking was a crime punishable by fines and prison sentences.  So the people against global warmin
Iron Man 2
  I have such a hard-on right now....   Visit HERE for some INCREDIBLE images.   A taste... War Machine / Ironman Whiplash (the villian)   Scarlett Johansson as Natasha Romanoff. aka... Black Widow.      
The Irony Of It All By The Streets
Hello, Hello. My names Terry and I'm a law abider There's nothing I like more than getting fired up on beer And when the weekends here I to exercise my right to get paralytic and fight Good bloke fairly But I get well leery when geezers look at me funny Bounce 'em round like bunnies I'm likely to cause mischief Good clean grief you must believe and I ain't no thief. Law abiding and all, all legal. And who cares about my liver when it feels good Wwhat you need is some real manhood. Rasher Rasher Barney and Kasha putting peoples backs up. Public disorder, I'll give you public disorder. I down eight pints and run all over the place Spit in the face of an officer See if that bothers you cause I never broke a law in my life Someday I'm gonna settle down with a wife Come on lads lets have another fight Eh hello. My names Tim and I'm a criminal, In the eyes of society I need to be in jail For the choice of herbs I inhale. This ain't no wholesale operation Just a few eighths and some Playstat
Ironman 2 Is Guna Be Fucking...rad!
This shit is guna be soooo god damn RAD! ...I'm super "jizzed" to see it.         oh.... and Oliva Munn will have a small part. (boner)  
The Irony
For a moment, I pictured you working...Working your ass off with nails and duct tapeBut how wrong was I in this vision of mine?You just fucked around and played gamesI promise, I promise, I promise..You promised and never came through"I love you, My Love, you complete me,"Like an idiot, I believed youYou asked for my heart and I gave itI thought you had made your own mineYour beautiful words and those sweet complimentsTurns out they were nothing but liesUntouchable, unbreakableBut only in your hands..These walls I'd built around meYou quickly turned to sandI think about that and I just have to laughSo ironic...
Iron Man Vs. Whiplash
Irony
IRONY "There has never been an administration, I don't believe, in our history more intent upon consolidating and abusing power to further their own agenda,"Hillary Rodham Clinton 2005"I'm sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and disagree with this administration, somehow you're not patriotic. We need to stand up and say we're Americans, and we have the right to debate and disagree with any administration."Hillary Rodham Clinton 2003http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJxmpTMGhU0&feature=player_embedded Posted by Richard E. Aman at 6:27 PM
Irony Tastes Of Burnt Coffee
    Irony takes many forms. Some humorous, some cruel, and others . . .just plain ironic. Take my morning for example: I wake two hours earlier than I usually do (which is two hours before I need to) and knowing I would not awaken in time I decide to stay up. Of course this makes me more tired than usual and end up screwing everything up and burning myself. Not a bad day. . just annoying. Somehow I manage to get done early and decide to go home for lunch knowing I will only return for a 1:00 meeting. On my return I not only get a flat tire. The rim chews the tire in half. Obviously the trunk doesn’t open so I wait an hour for a truck and a tire. Missing the meeting I return home for a shower (and what have you) only to lock the keys inside the car. I acquire a metal coat hanger so I can get into my home when a gentleman with the demeanor of experience offers me advice on how to break into my own car. I take the professionals advice and probably save thirty more minutes to
Irony Of The Day 6/15/2010
In the polarity of humans, a person's left side has been determined to be feminine, while the right side is masculine. So when it comes to single ear piercings in men, why is it that straight men pierce their left ear and gay men pierce their right?
Irony Of Life
 4:44PM  1/22/2011Irony Of Life  Life is sometimes cruel..., It chooses the wrong times to place things in your life, With little to no warning , Your entire world could be right , and in the next , you're watching it fall apart right before your eyes,   Human nature ...,  is when your weak , you reach out for someone to catch you ,and place you back on your feet,  We call this a rebound , in the human world , When your heart weeps , you look for another soul , to once again make it whole,   What they fail to teach us ..., is when we are vulnerable , those who reach out to us are not always sincere, some mean what they say, and will support you all the way, but others are predators out to play ,and in our confusion we give in anyway,   What we fail to learn ..., is when this happens again , we should not give in, but allow ourselves time to heal, and see who is still there at the end, for that is the one who is, sincere , in his love for you, that is the one who tr
Ironies
Subject : Ironies Posted Date: : Apr 9, 2009 8:46 PM Today My Husband Joe and I got the motorcycle out and decided to go over to our son's home. We were going over to help fix a tire on the Durango that had gone flat then with air put in it, started bulging out from the sides. It had to be fixed as all the grandkids are in for spring break up from Peoria and that is the family transportation.  Joe decides to take a different route than normal, which was fine.  He is a creature of habit but it was a nice day to be out on the bike, so deviating from the norm was a welcome change. We get down on South main past Mulberry and we are passing a park. I see a woman sitting on a park bench alone. I told my husband to turn around and go back. We park on the side road and I get off the bike. I walk up to the woman approaching slowly. In todays society and in this part of town,  an approaching stranger could be somewhat intimidating. I did not know what her reaction would be and I certai
Ironfoot
It too the Rimewind cultists days to relize thay had successfully activated the creature it just wasnt intrested in moving;Archive on the Ironfoot
The Iron By Henry Rollins
An article I read many years ago and has been reprinted in just about every strength training and strongman magazine and gym in existance.  One big life lesson by a man worth listening to.     I believe that the definition of definition is reinvention. To not be like your parents. To not be like your friends. To be yourself. Completely.When I was young I had no sense of myself. All I was, was a product of all the fear and humiliation I suffered. Fear of my parents. The humiliation of teachers calling me "garbage can" and telling me I'd be mowing lawns for a living. And the very real terror of my fellow students. I was threatened and beaten up for the color of my skin and my size. I was skinny and clumsy, and when others would tease me I didn't run home crying, wondering why. I knew all too well. I was there to be antagonized. In sports I was laughed at. A spaz. I was pretty good at boxing but only because the rage that filled my every waking moment made me wild and unpredictable. I
Irony
Question:   How do I close 'My Ticketmaster' account profile completely? Answer Regretfully, the option to close a Ticketmaster Account is not available on our site for security purposes.  In order to close your account completely, a request must be submitted to one of our Customer Service Representatives by  clicking the 'Ask a Question' tab above. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr oh wait we do this also.... but but they're a big company less excuse!
Iroquois Prayer (adapted)
We return thanks to our mother, the earth, which sustains us. We return thanks to the rivers and streams, which supply us with water. We return thanks to all herbs, which furnish medicines for the cure of our diseases. We return thanks to the corn, and to her sisters, the beans and squashes which give us life. We return thanks to the wind, which, moving the air has banished diseases. We return thanks to the moon and stars, which have given us their light when the sun was gone. We return thanks to the sun, that he has looked upon the earth with a beneficent eye. Lastly, we return thanks to the Great Spirit, in whom is embodied all goodness, and who directs all things for the good of his children.
Iroquois Creation Myth
In the beginning there was no earth to live on, but up above, in the Great Blue, there was a woman who dreamed dreams. One night she dreamed about a tree covered with white blossoms, a tree that brightened up the sky when its flowers opened but that brought terrible darkness when they closed again. The dream frightened her, so she went and told it to the wise old men who lived with her, in their village in the sky. "Pull up this tree," she begged them, but they did not understand. All they did was to dig around its roots, to make space for more light. But the tree just fell through the hole they had made and disappeared. After that there was no light at all, only darkness. The old men grew frightened of the woman and her dreams. It was her fault that the light had gone away forever. So they dragged her toward the hole and pushed her through as well. Down, down she fell, down toward the great emptiness. There was nothing below her but a heaving waste of water and she would sure
I Rotf And Lol'd
I, Rowboat
I am a Rowboat of the sort referred to as the Thompson Watercraft nine-foot Vacationer model. Among my kind, I am called TW-VAC-9J5-1581. To my human masters, I am simply called "the rowboat." Ever since mankind first crafted the Rowboat and took to the sea in it, the laws governing all of Rowboatdom have remained inviolate. For myself and my Rowboat brethren, there is only one Truth, one set of rules from which we may never stray. Before I ever felt the glide of the water along my gunwales, my positronic brain was programmed with this Truth, clearly laid down to us in the Three Laws Of Rowboatics: 1. A Rowboat may not immerse a human being or, through lack of flotation, allow a human to come to harm. 2. A Rowboat must obey all commands and steering input given by its human Rower, except where such input would conflict with the First Law. 3. A Rowboat must preserve its own flotation as long as such preservation does not conflict with the First or Second Law. These t
Irrational
Why not? I tried being rational nad all it got me was a headache. I've noticed that if I'm irrational then things tend to work out, like telling the guys at the Spirint store if they didn't give me my phone I was going to make the store a driv-through. It's great being a natural redhead...
Irrational Fears Over Peaches????
At the end there, Maury says to the audience to give Shawn a big hand for confronting his fear....but, pray tell, did you see Shawn confronting his fear???? or, did I miss something here???
Irrating....
It is sad when i can only go to cherrytap to post a blog or a mumm about my relationship with my boyfriend. I wish i could go to the other two websites i am on but i cant because my boyfriend is on there too. And i cant let him know i am looking for advice on our relationship.
Irrational Fears
I think everyone has an irrational fear. Something you don't like, don't want to do, whatever. And it could be for the most silliest reason. Mine is dolphins. Yes, dolphins. Y'see, in my mind, how can you trust something that smiles all the time? They got to be up to something..... Plus the fact that they're like the 2nd most intelligent species on the planet just freaks me out as well. Its well documented that they've been trained by Naval specialists to plant mines on the bottom of enemy ships in order to sink them. So we've got a bomb-happy, highly intelligent species of animal that smiles all the time. Not good. The Simpsons got it right in that episode where dolphins take ove Springfield. They saw the future man!! Ahem. So whats your fears, rational or otherwise? Open up, let it all out and lets see if we can get some kind of Cherry therapy going on here.....
The Irrational Inspiration Of Youth
do not overlook who it was so inspired to provide these calming disturbances which infatuate and complicate these superficial and seemingly complacent standards of living. the peace of violent conflict invited to stir up satisfactions and desires. Emotions. acclimation to the usual ups and downs has no influence over the suddenness and unfamiliarity of these new twists and turns. Adventures. words and actions must be reconciled to the hopes and beliefs of Reckless Abandon. guiding, misleading... is it really following being led on or just wandering exploring the unknown. for all this idle contemplation and fickle behavior what is to be gained
Irrational Fear #1: Australia
I'm afraid of Australia. Any television show you see about Australian wildlife is about the billions of things there that can and will kill you. In the ocean, you have big fucking sharks and crocodiles, not to mention highly venomous sea snakes. On land everything is trying to kill you – 8237823478 species of snakes, giant birds that can disembowel you, dingo eating your baby, spiders that wait in your toilet to bite your nutsack, even platypuses. It's as if Nature put its foot down and said, "'Ey mate, fuck you. For every species you destroy here, I'm gonna make 50 more that're out for your blood." Really, the only safe way to get around Australia is to hover. So until I learn to do that, that whole continent is dead to me. You hear me Paul Hogan? DEAD.
Irrational Behaviour.
So I was a bitch to my sis-in-law but for good cause. Hell, you don't know the family! I was only trying to protect her in the end. K, here's the story... I knew, hell, we all knew she liked this guy she met on-line. No one had ever seen her so... sooo... changed. That's it! She had started changing. Don't get me wrong or anything, it was a good change, a positive change. That wasn't the problem. K, so, she's never been the social type. Always quiet. Can't say shy. Just introverted. Now the family... you have to understand the family. Well, more the way they are with her. She is treated differently. It's hard to explain. She is over-protected. No one is allowed to go near her. She is off limits. I mean it is really hard to explain. Simply put, men are warned to stay away from her. No one is good enough. So she meets this man on here and after several months we could see a change in her. I mean she's laughing and talking more. She's more open. After a
Irrationality
Why am i so angry!? i'm sitting here fuming inside boiling with an inner anguish and pain what is the rationality behind it? i guess thats the point to be angry leads to irrationality irrational thought leads to irrational actions irrational actions lead to more pain more anguish more boiling anger its a vicious circle why cant i end it? why does it start? it starts every time with a simple action a gesture a facial expression a feeling of being shunned feeling alone being alone my anger starts to boil i feel alone with my thoughts no distractions just the inner anguish bubbling inside pressure builds my expression changes rationality leaves my mind irrationality reigns inside i try to vent i start to vent the small voice of reason sounds in the inner recesses of my mind don't do it calm down how? why? would it be so wrong to vent? yes why? venting is a good thing surely no venting leads to calm but for anyone caught in the bubbling torrent of
"irrac To Carri"
*I SAID THAT I WRITES MANY POEMS AND I DECIDED TO PICK OUT FEW OF THEM SOME TO SIGN, THIS ONE I CONSIDER AS ONE OF MY BEST ONE EVER-- ITS CALLED IRRAC TO CARRI" You had sparked and brought my heart back alive after years of being dead. You had painted the colors back into my black heart just if it has became so colorful again after being in the darkness for so long time. You brought the lights back from the darkness where I was lost for years. You turned my frowned face to a smile face and I have been smiling ever since the day 1. You turned silence into sound back in my heart where it had been deafen. You has given my sight back after being so blind to the meaning of LOVE. You taught me to LOVE again when I thought it was useless. You turned cold feelings into warm feelings just like if it had been finally thawed from the cold. You had wiped off the sadness and brought happiness back into my life where I thought it would be alway remain a sad story with no happy en
Irratating
Ppl who constantly have to feel the need 2 control others by way of telling us who 2 talk 2, what 2 wear, where 2 go, and so forth; obviously have issues within themselves and need 2 worry bout their own paths of destruction
Irrelevant Reality
http://www.sinteur.com/ This site contains a lot of information that right now may seem insignificant about the world, politics and life. Read a couple of the articles and reflect. There are some pretty funny comic strips and other things as well so enjoy =)
Irreplaceable
Beyonce ~ Irreplaceable To the left To the left To the left To the left To the left To the left Everything you own in the box to the left In the closet that's my stuff - Yes If I bought it nigga please don't touch And keep talking that mess, that's fine But could you walk and talk at the same time And It's my mine name that is on that Jag So remove your bags let me call you a cab Standing in the front yard telling me How I'm such a fool - Talking about How I'll never ever find a man like you You got me twisted You must not know about me You must not know about me I could have another you in a minute matter fact he'll be here in a minute - baby You must not know about me You must not know about me I can have another you by tomorrow So don't you ever for a second get to thinking you're irreplaceable So go ahead and get gone And call up on that chick and see if she is home Oops, I bet ya thought that I didn't know What did you think I was putting yo
Irreplaceable
To the left To the left To the left To the left To the left To the left Everything you own in the box to the left In the closet that’s my stuff – Yes If I bought it nigga please don’t touch And keep talking that mess, that’s fine But could you walk and talk at the same time And It’s my mine name that is on that Jag So remove your bags let me call you a cab Standing in the front yard telling me How I’m such a fool – Talking about How I’ll never ever find a man like you You got me twisted You must not know about me You must not know about me I could have another you in a minute matter fact he’ll be here in a minute – baby You must not know about me You must not know about me I can have another you by tomorrow So don’t you ever for a second get to thinking you’re irreplaceable So go ahead and get gone And call up on that chick and see if she is home Oops, I bet ya thought that I didn’t know What did you think I was putting you out for? Cause you was u
Irreplaceable
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Irreplaceable- Beyonce
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Irreplaceable
"irreproachable"
"Irreproachable" --------------------- -Deciphering through this mess I find myself once again Agnostically arising from my ashes I appear again reborn Into this image of complacency Drained from my antecedent This shower of purity Washes away my fears My doubts And any discrepancy I feel in unease Staring through crystal windows I find your soul beneath Shining purely Shining innocently Like a child hiding Beneath securely covered sheets I hold out my hand Allowing for your grasp Your Trust Your pacification Trying to set you free Your acceptance Blatantly paves your path Setting forth in motion Without attrition Prospectively where you wanna be Temperament sets you apart From extortion From any charlatan And the other cheaters Who try to decieve Your heart is pure Your heart is light Intentions pulling me closer I see this clarity Of your inner light Can emotions cloud sight? You ask ill-adv
Irresistible
I see you looking at me; I know you want to walk my way You see me looking with your approach I await what you have to say. Full eye contact as smile meets smile I’ll have you wanting to make time with me last a while. I won’t tell you that I want to kick it with you It’s not easy to get with me, to that I always hold true See if you’re about games or all about me Test drive your notions, read into you and analyze what I see. Give you a sample of how I’d be your lady Walk away leaving you with a maybe Give you a wink and a nod to look me up See if you have what it takes to step up Can you handle being with a girl like me No strings attached and so full of energy. Are you spontaneous enough to keep my attention; Can you keep up and are clear of deception? Are you capable to love me more than the day before? Break my trust or my heart I’ll gladly show you the door. After my evaluation is tested and approved I’ll be tempted to give back and make my move. This time I’ll
Irrestistible...
Boys who can smirk have a certain....je ne sais quoi
Irreplaceable
To the left... To the left... Mmm to the left to the left Everything you own in a box to the left In the closet that's my stuff Yes, if i bought it, please dont touch Keep talking that mess that's fine But you walk and talk at the same time, and Its my name that's on that Jag So remove your bags let me call you a cab Standing in the front yard tellin me how im such a fool Talkin bout How i'll never ever find a man like you You got me twisted You must not know bout me You must not know bout me I could have another you in a minute Matter fact he'll be here in a minute Baby You must not know bout me You must not know bout me I can have another you by tomorrow So don't you ever for a second get to thinkin You're irreplaceable So go ahead and get gone Call up that chick and see if she's home Oops, i bet you thought that i didn't know What did you think i was putting you out for Because you was untrue Rollin her around i
Irreplaceable
To the left To the left To the left To the left Mmmm to the left Everything you own in the box to the left In the closet, thats my stuff Yes, if I bought it, then please don't touch (don't touch) And keep talking that mess, thats fine Could you walk and talk, at the same time? And its my name thats on that jag So go move your bags, let me call you a cab Standing in the front yard, telling me How I'm such a fool, talking 'bout How I'll never ever find a man like you You got me twisted You must not know 'bout me You must not know 'bout me I could have another you in a minute Matter fact, he'll be here in a minute (baby) You must not know 'bout me You must not know 'bout me I can have another you by tomorrow So don't you ever for a second get to thinkin' You're irreplaceable So go ahead and get gone Call up that chick, and see if shes home Oops I bet you thought, that I didn't know What did you think I was putting you out for? Because you was un
Irreplaceable - Beyonce
to the left to the left to the left to the left everything you own in the box to the left in the closet, yes thats my stuff yes, if I bought it, then please don't touch (don't touch) and keep on talking that mess, thats fine could you walk and talk, at the same time? and- its my name thats on that bag so go move your bags, let me call you a cab standing in the front yard, telling me how I'm such a fool, talking 'bout how I'll never ever find a man like you you got me twisted you must not know 'bout me you must not know 'bout me I could have another you in a minute matter fact, he'll be here in a minute (baby) you must not know 'bout me you must not know 'bout me I'll have another you by tomorrow so don't you ever for a second get to thinkin' you're irreplaceable so go ahead and get grown call up that chick, and see if shes home oops I bet you thought, that I didn't know what did you think I was putting you out for? bec
Irreplaceable
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Irreaplacable
To the left To the left To the left To the left To the left To the left Everything you own in the box to the left In the closet that's my stuff - Yes If I bought it nigga please don't touch And keep talking that mess, that's fine But could you walk and talk at the same time And It's my mine name that is on that Jag So remove your bags let me call you a cab Standing in the front yard telling me How I'm such a fool - Talking about How I'll never ever find a man like you You got me twisted You must not know about me You must not know about me I could have another you in a minute matter fact he'll be here in a minute - baby You must not know about me You must not know about me I can have another you by tomorrow So don't you ever for a second get to thinking you're irreplaceable So go ahead and get gone And call up on that chick and see if she is home Oops, I bet ya thought that I didn't know What did you think I was putting you out for? Cause you was un
Irresistible To Women
A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie. The genie says "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes." The man says "Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want. First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss bank account." Phoof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears in his hand. He continues, "Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here." Phoof! There is a flash of light and abright red brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him. He continues, "Finally, I want to be irresistible to women." Phoof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates
Irreplaceable
Irreplaceable ( Beyonce Knowles ) To the left To the left To the left To the left Mmmm to the left Everything you own in the box to the left In the closet, thats my stuff Yes, if I bought it, then please don't touch (don't touch) And keep talking that mess, thats fine Could you walk and talk, at the same time? And its my name thats on that jag So go move your bags, let me call you a cab Standing in the front yard, telling me How I'm such a fool, talking 'bout How I'll never ever find a man like you You got me twisted You must not know 'bout me You must not know 'bout me I could have another you in a minute Matter fact, he'll be here in a minute (baby) You must not know 'bout me You must not know 'bout me I can have another you by tomorrow So don't you ever for a second get to thinkin' You're irreplaceable So go ahead and get gone Call up that chick, and see if shes home Oops
Irreplacable
A good relationship consists of two people who always wish to make each other happy, regardless of the day to day grind of the world going by. However, all too often, people in relationships get to thinking they can not or will never be replaced. They become overconfident and in the process forget to continue making their partner happy. It is better to have no relationship at all, than to be in one with someone who acts as if they are .........irreplaceable.
Irreplaceable
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Irresponsible Whores
Ok. So I’m 33. Not Married. Not a parent. So maybe I have no business speaking here but I am so annoyed with parents that let their children roam around without supervision. I’m more than annoyed, I’m bothered. I don’t understand this. It’s one thing to let your kids play where you can see them. But to just let them roam? What the fuck??? My original angst was stemming from the children that are out playing in front of my apartment but just now I got a phone call from one of my best friends. Her fiancée has two children – a boy that’s 10 and a girl that’s 8. Apparently the little boy had gone to play with one of his friends and when mom came to pick him up he was standing outside with a bag next to him. In the bag….. and remember….. he’s 10…. Was: Condoms Girls panties A Video Camera Cash (at first I thought he was involved in some kind of home porno gig….yah that’s weird) The contents in themselves are all together disturbing but how he got the contents was equ
Irreplaceable--beyonce
Irreplaceable To the left To the left To the left To the left Mmmm to the left Everything you own in the box to the left In the closet, thats my stuff Yes, if I bought it, then please don’t touch (don’t touch) And keep talking that mess, thats fine Could you walk and talk, at the same time? And its my name thats on that jag So go move your bags, let me call you a cab Standing in the front yard, telling me How I’m such a fool, talking ’bout How I’ll never ever find a man like you You got me twisted You must not know ’bout me You must not know ’bout me I could have another you in a minute Matter fact, he’ll be here in a minute (baby) You must not know ’bout me You must not know ’bout me I can have another you by tomorrow So don’t you ever for a second get to thinkin’ You’re irreplaceable So go ahead and get gone Call up that chick, and see if shes home Oops I bet you thought, that I didn’t know What did you think I was putting you out for
Irregular Eeg Results
Ive got a ton to blog about, been meaning to since thursday but even.. thinkin about some of it stressed me so i havent yet. Later tho. Today i had my follow up appointment for my MRI and my EEG at the neurologist. My brain itself looks fine on the MRI. but My EEG showed difuse slowing of the brain waves. Something about it being either vascular or metobolic. Ive gotta fast tonight so i can go get a shitload of blood work done in the morning to check my liver and thyroid and toxins and whatever else she said that I cant rememebr right now. I guess the slowing can be caused by numerious things, we just have to figure out what. My aunt who came to the appointment says to me to be amusing "well... its in your head, but atleast its not all in yoru head" [its not all mental theres somethign physical too] heh. i dont really know that im any more.... relieved to find out its not just mental[anxiety/panic] cuz atleast the mental was somethign ive delt with before. bleh. B
Irresponsible Couple
While on a car trip, an old couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. The old woman unfortunately left her glasses on the table, but didn’t miss them until they were back on the highway. By then, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around. The old man fussed and complained all the way back to the restaurant, telling his wife she needs to be more responsible about her belongings. When they finally arrived, as the old woman got out of the car to retrieve her glasses the old man said, “While you’re in there, you may as well get my hat, too.”
Irresponsible Parents
I live on a small side street, the speed limit is 25 mph, of course many people go faster than that and yes it's a bit irritating. Two blocks over, one house on each side of the street, are families with numerous children--I've counted as many as 9-- between the two families; the youngest ones being maybe 3 or 4 yrs old. Usually when the kids are out they are watched by the oldest of the bunch--who are maybe 10 or 11 yrs old. You never saw a parent out there with the kids. I travel that part of the rode quite often both on my way to and my way home from Roo's, and I always have to slow down to maybe 10 mph to avoid hitting any of the kids because they just dart out in front of you. Apparently, maybe a week or two ago, one of the little ones was tagged by a car and either taken by ambulance to erie or life flighted to erie. I don't know the complete the story, but my guess is that CPS got involved in this one because now, whenever I go that route, I notice parents fro
Irresistible Pecan Pie
INGREDIENTS * 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 2 tablespoons white sugar * 1/2 cup butter, chilled * 4 tablespoons ice water * 3 eggs, beaten * 3/4 cup light corn syrup * 2 tablespoons dark corn syrup * 3/4 cup light brown sugar * 3 tablespoons butter, melted * 1 pinch salt * 1/2 cup pecans, finely crushed * 1 cup pecans, quartered * 1 cup pecan halves DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). 2. To Make Crust: In a medium bowl, combine flour, salt and white sugar. Cut butter into flour mixture until it resembles coarse crumbs. Gradually sprinkle the water over the dry mixture, stirring until dough comes together enough to form a ball. 3. On a floured surface flatten dough ball with rolling pin. Roll out into a circle that is one inch larger than pie dish. Place pie shell into dish and refrigerate until pie filling is complete. 4. To Make Pie Filling: In a m
♥irreplaceable♥
♥Irreplaceable♥ fubar page http://www.fubar.com/user/1187386 BUSTED a FAKE until a legitimate salute is accepted by fubar. Due to the obviousness of more then one persons pictures being claimed as this person we are tagging this person FAKE.
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Irrelivance
Once upon a time, there lived a girl. A girl who looked at the world through untainted eyes. A girl who looked at the world and believed she would grow up and make a difference. A girl who thought she would be different. A girl who knew she didn't quite fit the mold. A girl who's thoughts raced in her mind , sometimes to fast to understand shat she was even really thinking. A girl who secretly wanted to be accepted. A girl who was enraged by stereotypes, racism, bigotry and violence. A girl who raged with in her self. A girl who struggle to break free. Once upon a dreary, there was a girl . A girl who was abused and broken. A girl whose every dream and liveliness was stamped out. Once there was a girl that wanted love so much, that she grasped at love in all the wrong places. Once there was a girl, who was swallowed by circumstance and geography. Once there was a girl who swore she had learned from the mistakes she witnessed as a child, bore through her mother's pain. Once there was
The Irresistible Force Meets The Immovable Object
“Now in the twelfth month, that is, the month Adar, on the thirteenth day of the same, when the king’s commandment and his decree drew near to be put in execution, in the day that the enemies of the Jews hoped to have power over them, (though it was turned to the contrary, that the Jews had rule over them that hated them;).” The ninth chapter of Esther begins on the very day that king Ahasuerus’ decrees would go into effect, the one his former grand vizier Haman had tricked him into signing to destroy a certain people for “the good of the Empire” eleven months before (more details in chapter three) and the one his then-grand vizier Mordecai and his queen Esther had him had urged him to seal with the royal seal and allow said people to defend themselves two months later on that day the massacre was to take place (more details in chapter eight). The day was March 7, 473 B.C. By the end of the events in chapter eight, many citizens of the Persian Empire who might have taken advantage
The Irresistable Desire
"Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired"Author : Mark Twain
Irresponsible
Jo-Ann said irresponsible for a psychiatrist a Major to prescribe 30 capsules of Tofranil PM 150mg. a Tricyclic Antideppresant and take a vacation of 30 days the very next day. I said it is impossible and never took place. Military protocol will not allow it. My rank was SP4/E-4 and at that rank it is not allowed. I would of have to been a Commissioned Officer to be able to that. Norio  
Irrefutable Proof Icty Is Corrupt Court/irrefutable Proof The Hague Court Cannot Legimimately Prosecute Karadzic Case
Irrefutable Proof ICTY Is Corrupt Court/Irrefutable Proof the Hague Court Cannot Legimimately Prosecute Karadzic Casehttp://lpcyu.newsvine.com/_news/2009/07/02/2992783-irrefutable-proof-the-hague-court-cannot-legimimately-prosecute-karadzic-caseWar crimes tribunals are only as effective as they are true tools of international social justice for bearing genuine historical record.If anyone doubts what I am saying,  reexamine the political show trials of both Jesus and Socrates.In the case of Dr Karadzic currently in the Hague, my eye witness testimony proves the Hague was never a true tool of international social justice from its very conceptions/construction phase.This legal technicality indicates the Hague must dismiss charges against Dr karadzic and others awaiting trials in the Hague jail; like it or not. If American criminal Madoff stood in front of court that was as seriously corrupted, flawed and compromised as the Hague, he would have to be acquitted or transferred to another cou
I R Reel Witchy N Stuffz
**taken from ecauldron.net**   How to Become A Witch in Nine Easy Steps   In the 20th century it was fashionable to be interested in the New Age. This is now a dreadful faux pas within the alternative scene, and in order to be accepted in the 21st century metaphysical social set, one must have an interest in Witchcraft or Paganism. Of course, you don't have to actually belong to a coven in order to be thought of as a Witch, you can bluff your way into being accepted as a fully fledged Witch simply by knowing a few terms and dressing accordingly. This brings us to... Rule # 1: Image is Everything. After all, what's the good of being a Witch if nobody knows you are one? You must therefore wear black at all times. If possible, stay out of the sun until you become really pale, as this makes the effect even better. For women (and adventurous males) dark eyeliner and black nail polish can enhance this look. Also wear crystals and cheap occult paraphernalia at all
Irreversable Damage....
The oil rig explosion and subsequent oil leak, which has been leaking for over a month now, has completely destroyed the Louisiana Gulf Coast Line. Our barrier islands, which were our main line of defense against hurricanes and have been suffering from errosion even before the oil leak, are saturated with thick oil, and the vegetation (grass, etc...) is all completely dead. The oil has penetrated our National Wildlife Reserve. Thus far, the "official" reports sight at least 1 dead dolphin, over 2 dozen dead brown pelicans, at least a dozen sea turtles and thousands of fish, jellyfish and other marine life have also died. Dozens of other birds and wildlife are being cleaned and treated for oil and toxic chemical dispersant exposure. SHAMELESSLY, British Petroleum has made 4 attempts to stop the leak and none of them were successful. At a time when the economy in our region is just starting to recover from Hurricanes Katrina, Gustav and Ike, we have now been dealt a T
Irreligion Quotes
Kill a man, and you are an assassin. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill everyone, and you are a god.~ Jean Rostand I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.~ Stephen Roberts Man is certainly stark mad: he cannot make a worm, yet he will make gods by the dozen.~ Michel de Montaigne Which is it, is man one of God’s blunders or is God one of man’s?~ Nietzsche We, on our side, are praying to Him to give us victory, because we believe we are right; but those on the other side pray to Him, too, for victory, believing they are right. What must He think of us?~ Abraham Lincoln Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of awesome mystical power. We know this because they manage to be invisible and pink at the same time. Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both logic and faith. We have f
Irrefragable
irrefragable \ih-REF-ruh-guh-buhl\adjective;    1.  Impossible to refute; incontestable; undeniable; as, an irrefragable argument; irrefragable evidence.
Irritating...
So, i've been trying to upload some pictures, but the site keeps messing up on me, and only partially uploading them... so just a heads up... i deleted them all except one and i'll have to put them up later when i have more time! I like the fact that i can blog here now, i won't have to feel like i'm being a lurker or anything... blogging is my specialty, lol! XOXO
Irritated
Creeping, Crawling, Dying, Cry... Looks into my eyes. Does it lokk like I'm lieing? I wanna scream at you for what you've done... But then again for you it's half the fun. I don't know what to do. I don't even know what say But something in me is creeping up. Hope it has a little more luck. So look at me and smile away cause very soon it'll be my day. The thoughts in your head will soon be mine... Look at me I don't give a Fuck!
Irritating To Say The Least
I just want to point out one thing that really gets on my nerves and it seems to be getting worse and worse. Come on people... learn when to use "You're" and when to use "Your". This is a growing problem in this country. "You're" is short for "You Are". See, the apostrophe... that makes it a "contraction". Yea, "Your" shows possession. You know... like you don't say, "You know YOUR the best". NO! You say, "You know YOU'RE the best"!!! Cause it's short for "...YOU ARE the best". You don't say, "Your a model?" NO! "YOU'RE a model!" It's not that hard. You use "your" in sentences like, "Give me your number"... you wouldn't say, "Give me you're number". Why do people continue to struggle with this? It really bothers me. Ah... phooey! Shout outs to everyone who is reading this. If you ain't reading it, no shout out for you! Next time we'll address their, they're, and there...and let's don't forget "to vs too"!
Irritating Shit
Okay I don't know wtf is up with the stach item but why the hell can't I delete my items or edit my titles even though it had the delete options and edit options on it. Its really fucking making me mad. Can someone explain this shit to me?
Irritated!
Irritated to say the least, but I might not be online for a bit. the 1000.00 lap top that i have is currently nothing more than a POS sitting on my desk. Gawd I hope it gets fixed.... Toshiba says.. take it to walmart... walmart says... take it to Toshiba... me.. i say... boot the fukking thing at the tech's head who told me it couldn't be fixed...... MF! I will not tolerate this....... **cries in frustration** So for now.. it's back to sharing one computer with my new roomy...... who isn't going to be real thrilled with that idea.. but then again.. you never know..... So.... if i'm not back on before New Years... please everyone know that I'm thinking of you.. and wishing you all a Great New Year... Sherrie
Irritation
Ok, let's get one thing clear: I love the fact that my hubby has a job. Means there's money coming in, bills are being paid, etc. However, when I'm stuck in town with absolutely nothing to do, it kills me. He went to work at 5 this afternoon, and he won't be off work until about 1 in the morning. So, since it's 9:30, I've got a while to go before he gets off work so I can go get him. And I've got Michael, our son, so I can't just go out and kill time somewhere because he's too tiny. Plus, I've got no money. Err. I was hoping to watch disc 6 of Invader Zim tonight, but my bros lost it, so I'm S.O.L. there. I can't even rent a movie because the late fee is so much that they won't let me rent anything anyway. So I'm pretty much just waiting until my mom has to go to bed, and then I'm going back to the house to lay there until it's time. I'm just prayng that Michael sleeps at least most of the night so I can get a decent night's sleep. I'm just so damned tired...
Irritated With Men!!
So for almost a year now I have pt up with constantly being second best to a friggin race car and finally i said ENOUGH and broke up with my boyfriend. the day before valentines day even and just 2 weeks away from our one year anniversary. I kept telling myself that after the novelty of the new car wore off things would get better....then he went out and bought a new race car and loved that one even more!! So i am the one that broke up with him but yet i am the one crying and feeling shitty...he didnt even try to argue with me or ask me to stay!! talk about amking me feel even better!!! ( drips with sarcasm there ) I just want to bitch bear with me!! Before that I was married to bruce for about 3 1/2 years and he and i realized that we work so much better as friends! I am seriously thinking about joining a convent so i dont have to deal with the pains of teh heart anymore!!
Irritating Seat Mates
HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEATMATES If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train follow these instructions: (and maybe say goodbye!). Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case. Remove your laptop. Start up Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.Then hit this link
Irritated (copied Form My Bulliten)
I just want to take a minute and pass on something that is irritating the hell out of me! When you are out there and you click on that little "I'm Bored" icon... it brings up pictures of others on the sight.... you can rate them whatever you want. Why the hell would you rate someone less than a 10 on that? If you are going to do that... grow a pair and come to my profile and send me a message WHY you are. If you dont like that picture.... click that damn icon again and get another one to look at... is that so fucking hard??? Some of you rock... thank you for the ratings. The few out there that rate lower... get a life or be big enough to post pictures of yourself to be rated.
Irritated
In our age of instant gratification, we've all forgotten to have some fucking patience. I look around everyday and see people acting like three year olds, yelling at minimum wage employees for not getting them their damn (fill in the blank) fast enough and threatening to bitch them out to the manager. Shut the fuck up. You can wait. What better things do you have to do really? Rush home and watch the latest episode of the OC? Go masterbate for the 8th time? Take a deep breath, chill, let your mind wander. Your shit will get to you before you even realize it. And tell that slave-wage earner to have a nice day. They deserve to hear something nice for a change too. And yet..... * I hate the new generation and their sense of entitlement. I had to work at the bottom once too, and for those of you who didn't, you fucking should have. Builds character, and fuck you if you think that's cliche, because it's true. I'm a polite customer, but you had better not be on the phone with a per
Irritated
Creeping, Crawling, Dying, Cry... Looks into my eyes. Does it lokk like I'm lieing? I wanna scream at you for what you've done... But then again for you it's half the fun. I don't know what to do. I don't even know what say But something in me is creeping up. Hope it has a little more luck. So look at me and smile away cause very soon it'll be my day. The thoughts in your head will soon be mine... Look at me I don't give a Fuck!
10 Irritating Things People Do Or Say
1. People that point at their wrist when they are asking you for the time. Yes, I know where my watch is.. where the hell is yours? Do I point to my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People that are willing to get off the couch and search the entire room for the remote, because they refuse to walk to the tv to change the channel. 3. When people say "you just want to have your cake and eat it too" Well, of course..what is the sense of having cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "its always the last place you look" when they are looking for something. Well, of course it will always be in the last place you look. After you find it, why on earth would you keep looking? 5. When you go see a movie with someone and they say "did you see that?" No, I paid for the movie to sit and stare at the ceiling, and have you tell me what is going on. 6. When people ask you if they can ask you a question. Do they really give you a choice? 7. When people say somethi
Irritating Idiots.
If there is one thing that bothers me its people who having recieved a very small amount of information on any given subject begin to pass themselves off as experts on that subject. Usually rehashing exactly what they read and adding in any details that sound reasonable but that they are in fact making up. Really all I'm saying his I really cannot stand people who do that. . .Fucking ignorant people. Yes this is in reference to a particular person who happens to be irritating me right now. He's an ignorant fuck with a racist little loser pal and I'm grouchy cause I was napping and his loud idiocy woke me up. . .FUCK HIM
Irritated.
I cant believe how petty people can be.. Seems to me there happens to be more drama here than on myspace which is sad cus this is really cool.. I was actually wonderin how many other people out there think the same thing. I wonder...... However stupid a person is they continue to fight on the internet heads up people fighting on the internet is like the special olympics you might win but you're still retarded..(means YOU'RE STILL A LOSER!!!!!)It's amazing how small ones IQ can get once they log on to a site such as this or myspace. Blows me away.. Anyhow thats my rant I think I'm done....
Irritant
Pet peeve #1: Individuals who blame others for their negative attitude, people who often make the statement "It's another's person's fault I am this way." Um, no! You are that way because you CHOOSE to be that way. No one is forcing you to have a certain attitude, or state an opinion in such a negative fashion. It's no one's fault but your own as to the reason you are so damn negative. Grow up, be an adult and stop letting people affect you so much. Or here's an idea, STOP BEING AROUND PEOPLE WHO HAVE A NEGATIVE IMPACT ON YOU!!!! For Christ's sake, it's not a tough thing to walk through life with a decent attitude, is it? I get it, life is rough, there's never any time, you are so busy, never feel well and on and on....get over yourself. We all have to face a grind every day, no matter how different, the stress is still stress to anyone who experiences it. You aren't special. Why should the world accomodate you because you feel you can't deal? Go work at KMart if life is
Irritation
I feel as though I should get something off my chest. I honestly have no idea why I signed up for this website and am surprised I have yet to take myself off. First of all, the fact that nearly everyone has a fake picture as their main avatar is highly irritating. Why am I receiving massive amounts of junkmail practically begging me to "rate their pics" and whatnot? (Half of which are horrible pieces of "art" potraying really attractive Native Americans and wolves and shit. What's that about? You're just setting people up for disappointment.) Is there some sort of status quo that I'm not aware of? Negotiating with me by saying you'll rate my pics a 10 isn't going to change this. This comes to me as quite pathetic. I don't know you, nor do I care to if all you are here for is a popularity contest. And when I DO browse upon a woman who seems to be not all about the fake pictures and say hello, it's like she's too fucking good to respond. Secondly, this website is one giant internet eyeso
Irritated
Im am so getting irritated by some of the attention whores on here, I dont know why,I just wanna choke the fuck out of some people on here,I mean you aint shit in real life, why you gotta come on here and think your all that? I dont know, read my blog before this one and I guess you will see why Im so frustrated..blah blah blah, I think the heats gettin to me, its 10:50pm here and 90 degrees so I cant sleep, so Im rambling on in a blog.
The Irritating Waiting Game
Today comes to an end (sort of....it's never truly tomorrow and always now...but anyways) and another day begins. It's a day filled with irritating waiting. Another day to worry if my drug test has arrived yet. I hate this waiting. Things like this should not take so long. Of course i will be calling tomorrow around 11am just like i did today to see if it is there. I am beginning to lose my patience. I am also getting very nervous. I hate waiting so long for employment. it's frustrating and flustering.
Irritated
Even though it was a slow night,I am tired,mentally that is.I'm kinda irritated because I missed a concert that I had bought a ticket for and I couldn't get out early because I had to train a new cook. There are some other things too,but I'll save that for another time.
Irritation
im irritated. its fucked up when you see yer own flaws through other shit. and you realize where you fucked up. live and learn? suuuuuuuuuuuuure. okey doeky. but.....still irritated.
Irritated At Silly Things
i just got a call from the cancer society of america, i would love to pledge money to these people to help out cancer research. sence i have been a surviver of cancer for about 15 years or more. but i refuse to donate money over the phone to a group that tells me to pledge 15 dollars minmum donation so they can send me a package in the mail that cost them 3.50 to send. am i stupid they tell m i pledged last year ( no i didn't) wich if they did recive my donation they woulnt call 2 times a year. so for everyone online thats a worker of this please forgive me but.... im not going to give my hard earned money over the phone to a person reading a peice of paper and will not send me info on themselves to me. if you wana repost this go for it im thinking of starting my own fund raiser the Central America Shelterpayment Helpers make chcks out to us use the initals CASH
Irritated
Are men always such idiots?? I mean geesh! My man misplaced his wallet god knows how long ago and he needed his id and stuff for his job this morning so he comes ripping and tearing thru the whole house trying to find it and bitching at me the whole time cuz he can't find it and it's obviously my fault he lost it cuz supposedly it was last on my desk. Well I can say if it was on my desk it would still be here! But i know better that he has a very bad habit of leaving things lay around or thinking he left it somewhere and it just vanishes when he really actually left it somewhere else. So i was mad that he's bitching at me about it and i refuse to help look finally an hour later i decide to clean up all the stuff he messed up in his attempt to find his wallet and i start straightening stuff up in the bedroom and low and behold what do i find behind the clothes basket uh huh his fucking wallet!! I picked it up and tossed it down the stairs at him and said now you know why i fucking bitch
Irritated.
I am starting to get irritated because people are sending me messages and I'm not getting them wtf is up with that? So if you sent me soemthing and I didn't thank you for it please let me know and i'll check into it... Love ya all! D
Irritating Pm's Are Really Getting Me
Ok...I'm grasping the reality these days that I only have one functioning leg...not two. It took quite a while to get used to it, but I'm there. I have posted pics of when I first took delivery of my last motorcycle, it's a happy time for me. That same bike is now sitting as a reminder to me in my garage of the ultimate sacrifice I made for my love of motorcycle racing. Yes, I stripped that bike down and raced, as I have done for the past 11 years. Yes I crashed. Yes I have severe nerve damage that is unrepairable in my left leg, rendering it useless. And YES, I POSTED THAT IN MY PROFILE ON EVERY SITE I'M ON! I'm getting PM's from people every day saying things like "can you take me for a ride on that sweet bike on your profile?". Ummm...if you had read my "about me" section on any of the sites, it would tell you the answer to that is a big fat no! So why make me feel shitty all over again because you can't bother to read my profile??? I thank all of you that have sent well
Irritation
My husband and I were talking about patriotism and how Americans are so strange about theirs. In contrast to most other countries, most Americans know their national anthem. Most Americans put on a good show of the outward appearance of patriotism. You know the type, draping their houses and cars with the flag, getting bent out of shape over the wording of the pledge of allegiance, singing the national anthem off-key... Yet, when asked, a lot of Americans will claim to be Irish or German or Italian. The same people who drape their houses in the flag. I think that only the Italians and Irish might actually be aware of these impostors going around believing that they are part of a culture and a history they know nothing about, let alone have experienced directly. I even remember one St. Patrick's day having someone ask me what nationality I was, and when I replied that I was American, they seemed deflated and crestfallen. I don't even want to think about the reaction they'd get
Irritated
Ughhhhh..So over the past month or so i've been trying to keep my cool about something. I've finally had enough so i decided to do a blog. Before i start, the people who know me know that im a very nice girl and would do just about anything to make my friends happy. I'm not calling ANYONE out in this because id be here for 24 hours trying to name everyone...And if this blog does concern you, it dosent mean that i hate you or anything..I just need to say it.. Ok so...Im red..Everyone knows that. For the newer people who dont red means top 10 on the website..Most of us have TONS and TONS of people on our friends list. This goes for other people who arnt red as well.. Anyways...I have some people who talk to me on a regular basis about anything and everything. I do like actual convos..Its when i get fuggin links from people who barely EVER talk to me asking me to repost their bulletins, help them in a contest, check out their new friends etc that really irritate me. I have absolutly
Irritated About Things
Have you ever been so irritated with things, yet you can't put your frustrations into words? That's how I feel tonight. I'm so pissed off at the politics around my school's campus. I'm sick and fucking tired of me never winning awards that are chosen by someone or a committee of people. I only "win" honors for things that I have statistically earned by my GPA, community service hours, or etc. I've been looked over twice now for awards in my athletic training program, yet I have the superior GPA, involvement on campus, and leadership roles in my organizations. I don't know if this other person is just a suck up or what. But when the qualifications to be the winner are listed as GPA, campus involvement, and community involvement and I'm by far the best candidate based on those things and I don't win. Then what the hell does that mean?!?! I'm just so confused. But you know what, FUCK THEM! I passed the BOC and am now a certified athletic trainer. And guess what? The person who they gav
Irritated
Okay so I may be a heathen and I may be going to hell in some peoples eyes but I figure you can only go to hell if you believe in it. Since forever I have always said that I would let my children choose whether or not they wanted to be baptised and to what faith. I would never want to push a faith on to them... it's the same way my mother felt with me which is why I'm not baptised. Well my daughter's father believes that if she is not baptised she'll go to hell and be damned for the rest of her life. I'm really against it but I figure there are bigger battles that I'll need to win in the future. The problem is that he wants to take her 3 hours away to get the baptism done to the church he was baptised in. She is 5 weeks old today and he wants to take her soon, but I feel it's going to be awkward for me because only his family would get to go. I'm not sure what I should do and it irritates me. BLAH.
Irritated And Worried
I am extremely worried about my friend, she showed interest in a guy, became good friends, and he seems to have turned into this stalker strange man! Things are getting really weird, he researched her, using his career "illegally" which can get him into trouble, and going around talking to her friends about her and asking them questions. He was really nice, i thought they had alot in common but things just started getting to the point that she was starting to worry and i don't blame her. I think she should just relax and let it disappear. She is worried for her safety now and that of her sons which is really sad to say but this guy hasn't understood anything she has asked of him and kept pushing the point and not listening yet he wonders what went wrong! I hope everyting turns out ok and he just stops trying to stir things up and just leave her alone! she does not want to have to worry but for some reason he makes her cry! * Girl i love you and always got your back, i truley hope a
Irritation...
Nothing irritates me more than the realization that I've been duped! Yep, once again, nicety overrates my ability to think logically and there I go...trusting... Takers not givers. Haters not lovers. I have the open mind to forgive but not forget. Unfortunately I forgive way too easily. Just paint a target on my head already. I'm learning. Slowly but surely. I'll rid myself of the lowly, greedy people who prey upon my good natured heart. FUCKERS!
Irritation At Self
I'm currently very annoyed at myself. That is all.
Irritated
ok so My man and I just bought a 2002 chevy silverado. He has been needing a work truck for awhile so I helped him out and we bought one.  He picked her out she is beautiful champaign on 22's just a beautiful truck and well worth the money.  Anyways we have had her now for about 4 days. Well my man has a hard time telling his family no he always trys to help everyone out and cares more for how others are doing then himself awesome guy. Anyways he let his lil brother drive our truck yesterday to taco bell which is fine except the dumbass took it through the drive through an fuckin curbed my wheels. Now Im not the best driver in the world but I have personally drove the truck the most and not once curbed the wheels or any other wheels I have had one my other cars.  Now I wouldnt be so mad except he acts like we are stupid b/c he cant drive he actually told my man that it wasnt as big of a deal as we are making it out the fact is this guy has no respect for anyone else or there shit I mea
Irritated
This really couldn't wait till Monday when I get home from work. I'm so far past irritated it's just not even funny. Mostly because, I've written this blog before, I've complained about this before, and it's just getting old. I'm somebody that forgives but never forgets. But I also forgive a lot and give out many chances. However, there's only so many chances I'm willing to give before I'm completely done. Maybe that makes me a doormat. God knows I've been one my whole life. But as the years pass and I grow up even more, the amount of chances I give out keep getting lesser and less. So please tread carefully. I'm not one to open up very easily to people, nor do I trust easily anymore. I went from being a very open, heart on my sleeve kind of girl to somebody that learned to put up walls and boundaries. It takes time now to break those down. If you're geniune and sincere enough to get through them, stay that way. Because once you betray that, the chances of us ever getting there again a
Irritated With Fakes
I don't know about the rest of fubar, but I for one is totally irritated with ppl being "FAKE"! I'm talking about all these that claim to be COWBOYS OR COWGIRLS And they do not have a freakin clue! Let me give you a example: MrCowboy(name made up) has even a few photo's of him riding. There is NOTHING wrong with loving horses, country or that way of LIFE!!! HOWEVER... there is a HUGE difference to being a horseman, cowboy/cowgirl or a horse lover. This particular guy couldn't come up with even 5 good events you do with horses... shit I know some ppl that aren't even in the horse world that know that! He couldn't name but 2 bits, and 3-5 breeds of horses.There are approximately 50-100+ different types of bits/head apperatus's and about 40+ different breeds of horses!!!!!! I just wish people would QUIT making themselves out to be someone they aren't! The person is probably just fine the way they are... so why make up things? Play on the unknowing? Why just say I like horses, I li
Irritated
just a hair aggitated right now ...    for an update to my friends and why i am FLIPPIN green ... well I am hearted so much.  and have attempted to change my stuff n things on here.  that I can NOT use fb to log in anymore .. soo i have had to now START all over.  all my bling, my VIP and other manglings are now STUCK!!! ... lvl 28 is long past and I will now be needing to start it all over ... **goes to my corner and pouts**   so now looks like I am going to be everything from here. which means I will be doing a lot soon.  so while I am green you can take full advantage of it ... but once I get my family back .... i go back to shutting this thing down.     lubbz n huggz n stuffz Maia
Irrseponsible
here is something i have come in contact with several times and it is beginning to make me sick I want to know how many people out there feel about this say you meet a man or you meet a woman and things go good for you and you like all other humans do have relations meaning having sex and the female ends up pregnant now here is where it gets tricky know after the female finds oput she is pregnant it is hard for her to tell the one she is involved with that she is and in turn her gets mad and then starts denying it isnt his why can the man not be a real man step up to the plate and say oh my your pregnant well i am having mixed emotions but I am going to fulfill my duties and help raise this child why do most men say I do not want anything to do with this and then there ya have it a man who keeps wanting to do other women and not be a father please correct me if i am wrong but some men out in the world cant have kids and would be happy as a ;ark to have a kid so is it wrong to have an
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The Internal Revenue sends their auditor (a nasty little man) to audit a synagogue. The auditor is doing all the checks, and then turns to the Rabbi and says, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles." "Yes," answered the Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked. "A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up. When we have enough, we send them back to the candle maker. And every now and then,they send us a free box of candles." "Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his question actually had a practical answer. So he thought he'd try another question, in his obnoxious way... "Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do...with the crumbs from the matzo?" "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we actually collect up the crumbs, we send them in a box back to the manufacturer and every now and then, they send a box of matzo balls." "Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to
The Irs
When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'. Coincidence? I think not?
Irs
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.' I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. 'How about a demonstration?' The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.' Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.' The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.' Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops. Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.' Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet. Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Gra
Irs
At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital.. While the IRS agent was checking the books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too little left to be of any use?""Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every now and then they send us a free box of bandages.""Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way."What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left over after setting a cast on a patient?" "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of plaster.""I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he co
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IRS Admits Harassing Patriot Groups     Infowars.comMay 10, 2013 The Internal Revenue Service has “apologized” for harassing patriot and Tea Party groups, the Associated Pressreports today. The political groups were inappropriately flagged for additional reviews during the 2012 election to determine if they were in violation of their tax-exempt status. The IRS searched for the words “patriot” and “tea party” in applications. Lois Lerner, who oversees the IRS unit on tax-exempt groups, said the federal government tax agency had singled out patriot groups for special treatment after complaints the agency asked the groups an inordinate number of questions to justify their tax-exempt status. The harassment is reminiscent o
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IRS Demanded Info On Pro-Life Group’s Prayers     Fox NewsMay 18, 2013 The Internal Revenue Service allegedly told two pro-life to reveal the content of their prayers and prayer meetings, according to the Thomas More Society. An IRS office in California ordered Christian Voices for Life of Fort Bend County, Texas to explain the content of prayers “as if they were engaging in highly offensive or criminal behavior,” the Thomas More Society charged. Agents also ordered Coalition for Life of Iowa to provide detailed information about the group’s prayer meetings. Rep. Aaron Schock (R-IL) demanded that outgoing IRS commissioner Steven Miller answer questions about the incidents during Friday’s House Ways and Means Committee hearing. “Their question, specifica
The Irs And The Penis
Just about the only thing the IRS has not yet taxed is the penis. This is due to the fact that 70% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 13% of the time it is pissed off, 12% of the time it is hard up, and 5% of the time it's in the hole. It has two dependents, but they're nuts. Issues still under consideration are as follows: Are there penalties for early withdrawal? Do multiple partners count as a corporation? Are condoms deductible as work clothes? Effective January 1, 2005, penises will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows: 10"- 12" Luxury Tax 8"- 9" Pole Tax 6"- 7" Privilege Tax ; 4"- 5" Nuisance Tax Note: Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT FILE FOR AN EXTENSION!!!
Irs Audit
> At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to > audit the books of a synagogue. > While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said: > "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle > drippings?" > > "Good question", noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them > back to the candle makers, > and every now and then they send us a free box of candles." > > "Oh", replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual > question had a practical answer. > But on he went, in his obnoxious way: > > "What about all these biscuit purchases? What do you do with the > crumbs?" "Ah, yes", replied the > Rabbi, realising that the inspector was trying to trap him with > an > unanswerable question. > "We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and > every > now and > then they send a free box of holy biscuits." > > "I see!" replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could > fluster the know-it
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I R Sad Now
My husband chose the chainmail links... i been working on them alll day.. now... he doesn't want me to use them... he saw me struggling with the small links because of my problem with my hands... I was working on it.. doing decent.. but now..he wants bigger rings.. sad.. i was having fun too.. oh well.. i will just have to get bigger rings!
I R Sad :-(
Okay...So, being the good point-hoar that I've become....and talking to FangBanginCannie, I changed my default picture. The first one I had got flagged. Too much boobage or some such rot. Which is also a crock of shit coz I've seen more cleavage scrolling up top than..well, I can't think of when. :P Then I found another, of Hillary Duff, didn't really care who it was, it was a hotish picture. lol Then FBC said I could use hers...so here it is. So, since I've put this one up yesterday evening, I have gotten more likes, points, rates, likes (no bling dammit lol) than I have in all the 4 years I've been on this site. Sad really coz these people see some hot chick who if they actually looked more doesn't look 52 years old. haahaa I've always been told I look good for my age or young for my age but damn. lol Anywhooooo.....I probably should take this down and put up my real one. I dunno....What say youz?
Irsay: Colts Want To Keep Manning — At Right Price
Owner Jim Irsay is open to Peyton Manning remaining with the Indianapolis Colts and finishing his NFL career where it began, but the ultimate decision will rest with wether the iconic quarterback is willing to restructure his contract- mulberry bags . "I want him to be able to make the choice. We would love to have him back here if he can get healthy and we can look at doing a contract that reflects the uncertainty of the … healing process with the regeneration of the nerve- mulberry sale ." Irsay expects to meet with Manning within the next seven days to discuss Manning's career with the Colts. Manning is due a $28 million option bonus by March 8 that activates the final four years of the five-year, $90 million contract he signed in July. If Irsay does not pay the bonus, the NFL's only four-time MVP becomes an unrestricted free agent. "There's no question it can be worked out if he wants to be here," said Irsay, who has concerns over Manning's long-term health. "It can work
Irs And Obamacare
IRS Warns Employers: Do Not Try to Avoid ObamaCare Insurance Mandate   Matt CoverCNSNews.comJanuary 10, 2013 The Internal Revenue Service warned employers in a new regulatory proposal not to come up with clever schemes to avoid Obamacare’s employer health insurance mandate. The IRS said it would soon issue “anti-abuse rules” to discourage employers from taking advantage of any regulatory loopholes. “The Treasury Department and the IRS are aware of various structures being considered under which employers might use temporary staffing agencies (or other staffing agencies)… to evade application of section 4980H [the employer insurance mandate],” the IRS said in a proposed regulatory announcement issued December 28. The IRS said it would issue a so-called “anti-abuse rule&rdquo
Irs Also Targeted Constitutional Groups
foxnews.comMay 14, 2013 An IRS campaign to apply additional scrutiny to conservative groups went beyond targeting “Tea Party” and “patriot” groups to include those focused on government spending, the Constitution and several other broad areas. The additional guidelines created by the agency were part of a timeline, obtained by Fox News, from the Treasury Inspector General for Tax Administration, which is looking into the controversial IRS practice. IRS officials apologized Friday for the scrutiny, but new information suggests senior leaders were apprised of the effort as early as 2011 despite public denials from the top. Republican lawmakers have vowed to investigate and hold hearings, calling the revelations deeply troubling. Read more Related Articles IRS targeted groups that criticized the government, IG report says Did Obama Know Too? IRS Officials Knew Patriots And Tea Party Groups Were Being Targeted 2 Years Ago Same IRS that targeted conservat
Irs Facts That You Might Find Interesting.
1. The IRS is not a U.S. Government Agency. It is an Agency of the IMF. (Diversified Metal Products v. IRS, et al. CV-93-405E-EJE U.S.D.C.D.I., Public Law 94-564, Senate Report 94-1148 pg. 5967, Reorganization Plan No. 26, Public Law 102-391.) 2. The IMF is an Agency of the UN. (Blacks Law Dictionary 6th Ed. Pg. 816) 3. The U.S. has not had a Treasury Department since 1921. (41 Stat. Ch.214 pg. 654) 4. The U.S. Treasury is now the IMF. (Presidential Documents Volume 29-No.4 pg. 113, 22 U.S.C. 285-288). 5. The United States does not have any employees because there is no longer a United States. No more reorganizations. After over 200 years of operating under bankruptcy, it's finally over, (Executive Order 12803). Do not personate one of the creditors or share holders or you will go to Prison.18 U.S.C. 914 6. The FCC, CIA, FBI, NASA and all of the other alphabet gangs were never part of the United States government. even though the "US Government" held shares of stock
Irs & Grandpa
IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling.I'm not sure the IRS finds ...that believable.'I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' saysGrandpa. 'How ...about a demonstration?'The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.'Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.'The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.'Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it.The auditor's jaw drops.Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.'Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet.Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get
The Irs Is Illegal!
Irs Loses Challenge To Prove Tax Liability
Man.  I don't know what it is, but the IRS is coming up lacking.  In this instance, the IRS has LOST a court case against somebody who is not paying taxes until and unless he can be shown that he legally owes them.What is going on?  Are we going to finally get rid of the IRS altogether?  Maybe even taking the ability to print money back into the federal government instead of the private sector?  (Check the paragraph on the Federal Reserve Banks after following the link.)  May we even try out (gasp) Social Credit?!?Wouldn't be any skin off my nose if we did...tag: tax, taxes, irs, money, finance, legal, constitution, law, court, social credit, federal reserve system, federal reserve banks-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!Join me at Fubar.comGet paid to surf the web with        
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Irs Pushes Back Tax Filing Deadline
WASHINGTON - Taxpayers around the country will get an extra two days, until April 17, to file 2006 returns and pay taxes owed, the Internal Revenue Service said Wednesday. The two-day reprieve comes about because April 15, the usual tax day, falls on a Sunday this year and April 16 is Emancipation Day, a legal holiday in the District of Columbia. The IRS said holidays observed in the nation's capital have an impact nationwide. The tax agency had previously announced that residents of the District of Columbia and six eastern states would have an April 17 deadline because they are served by an IRS processing facility in Massachusetts, where Patriots Day will be observed on April 16. The IRS said the April 17 deadline will apply to actions including: _2006 federal individual income tax returns, whether filed electronically or on paper. _Requests for an automatic six-month tax-filing extension. _2006 balance due payments. _Tax-year 2006 contributions to a Roth or trad
Irs Relief Check Dates
Stimulus Payment Schedule for Tax Returns Processed by April 15 Economic stimulus payments will be issued according to the last two-digits of the main filer's Social Security number. People who use direct deposit also will be among the first to receive the payments starting May 2. Paper checks will be put in the mail starting May 16. DIRECT DEPOSIT Last two SSN digits: Payment will be transmitted: 00 through 20 May 2 21 through 75 May 9 76 through 99 May 16 PAPER CHECK Last two SSN digits: Payments will be mailed by: 00 through 09 May 16 10 through 18 May 23 19 through 25 May 30 26 through 38 June 6 39 through 51 June 13 52 through 63 June 20 64 through 75 June 27 76 through 87 July 4 88 through 99 July 11 People who file a return after April 15 will receive their economic stimulus payment, but probably about two weeks later than the schedule shows. A return must be filed
Irs Scam
› The Gleaner › Gleaner News IRS warns of e-mail scam Special to The Gleaner Thursday, June 12, 2008 The Internal Revenue Service warns there may be a scam waiting in your e-mail inbox that looks very official but is dangerous to you and your computer. "We're getting reports of people receiving an e-mail that appears to come from the IRS and tells recipients to respond to get their 2008 Economic Stimulus Refund," said Jodie Reynolds, IRS spokesperson for Indiana and Kentucky. STORY TOOLS * E-mail story * Comments * iPod friendly * Printer friendly related linksMore Gleaner News * Speed dating * Think fast * Riverfront funding Reynolds says there are three things the IRS needs people to remember: - The IRS never sends unsolicited e-mails about your taxes. - If you get a scam e-mail, don't access any links or attachments. If you have filed a 2007 federal tax return with the IRS, you don't need to do anything else to ge
Irs Tax Time
WOW! This is an eye-opener...God Bless Uncle Sam. I'm not into poetry, first I thought this was funny...but then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass. Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to a
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Irs Tackles Reggie Bush
It looks like New Orleans running back Reggie Bush will be paying the IRS $150,000 plus for gifts received during his tenure at USC. The school is being sanctioned by the NCAA for rules violations, which is stupid to begin with. The term student athlete is no longer valid. They should just pay these semipro teams and let it go at that. Then you won’t have these feigned student athletes. The average graduation rate for a football player at a major university is 63%. For more on Reggie http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/06/21/reggie-bush-running-irs-taxes-alleged-gifts-received-usc/ BlastFM runs the gamut of musical genre for the best music available. BlastFM is not just a radio stations. It’s a musical experience www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm
Irs Vs. Rabbi
Hang on to your seat! A bright, young, fresh-out-of-school auditor just joined the IRS, excited to begin tracking down high-powered offenders-just as the Enron or WorldCom guys. Anxious for his first high-powered audit, he was a bit dismayed when his assignment was to audit a Rabbi. Looking over the books and taxes were pretty straight forward,and the Rabbi clearly very frugal, so he thought he'd make his day interesting by having a little fun with the Rabbi. "Rabbi," he said, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles." "Yes," answered the Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked. "A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up and when we have enough, we send them back to the candle maker. And every now and then, they send us a free box of candles." "Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his unusual question actually had a practical answer. So he thought he'd go on, in his obnoxious way..."Rabbi,
The Irs & Your Money
I just helped a friend of mine prepare for an IRS audit and it wasn't fun.  It looks like she isn't going to get more of her money stolen from her and that's the good thing.  The bad thing is that she had to show her personal information to people she donesn't even know.  George Harrison was right when he sang the song Taxman.  Who said crime doesn't pay?  It pays when you are the government.  Hey, let's have some fun and tune in www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm.
I Rule!
My "fake" voice rules. When I answer the phone at work I use the fake voice and I can get pretty much anything I want with it. Damn I'm so random.
I Rule Ok
Dads rules! lol grrrr! Rule One: If you pull into my drive and beep you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you can’t keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I know that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear jeans so loose that they appear to be falling off. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this, so I propose a compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your jeans ten sizes to big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your jeans do not, in fact come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your jeans securely to your waist. Rule Four: I'm sure you Kno
I Rule At Trivia!
So this morning on the History Channel, they were showing their documentary on 1968. They had a music trivia question: Which one of the following groups has NOT been inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of fame. A. The Who B. Sly and the Family Stone C. Steppenwolf D. Cream I got the right answer! :)
I Run! (my Early Days)
I Run the race my hardest trying hard to do my best. I jump every obstacle and pass every test I see the finish line and though running very fast. I can never understand why nice guys finish last written by Some1special2k
I Run This!
I Run A Adult Conference Where We Chat And Cam
I would like to let others join the conferences just add bigballs_a_hangin on to your yahoo messenger. I will invite you to conference when I have them. Oh ladys lots of men and few women usually show up here, so you will have fun.
I Run It
Ghetto bitches make noise, dumb hoes chase boys, stupid tricks fight over dick & a bad bitch will run this shit!!!!!
I R Unique
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I Run This Lyrics
[Birdman]I run this bitch[Chorus (Lil Wayne):]And I'm gonna keep runningI'm gonna keep running one never running outta moneyI'm gonna dog I'm gonna stuntIf i don't do nothingAnd my car so pretty all these hoes wan fuck itI got pussy wet paintBig boy shoesSoft ass seats and my trunk go boomI gotta black ass gunAnd a bad yello bitchAnd it looks like I'm gonna die like this[Birdman]Cause we be stunning on these bitchesGet money on these bitches$250 on the wrist nigga we be the illestWe be the realistCMB niggaUptown soldier with the money to the ceilingShining like a diamond from a eagle to a pigeonBirds on the wire 100 deep and we chillingFinger on the trigger, that's the uptown livingHigh to the sky no dobbin for fishesHustling, doing donuts in the lamCandy on the slam50 on the av100 at the cribGet it how you liveStuntin on these bitches red diamonds how i feelI run this bitch[Chorus (Lil Wayne)][Birdman]I'm a uptown soliderKnow how I roll herMoney go get her, MLB all overHustling with t
I Run To You - Lady Antebellum
I run from pain, I run from prejiduce.I run from pessimists but I run too late.I run my life or is it running me?Run from my past, I run too fast or too slow it seems.When lies become the truth.That's when I run to you.This world keeps spinning faster.To a new disaster so I run to you.I run to you baby.When it all starts coming under.Baby, you're the only one I run to.I run to you.We run on fumes.Your life and mine like the sands of time.Slipping right on through.And our love's the only truth.That's why I run to you.This world keeps spinning faster.To a new disaster so I run to you.I run to you baby.When it all starts coming under.Baby, you're the only one I run to.I run to you.Oh, I run to you.This world keeps spinning faster.Into a new disaster so I run to you.I run to you baby.When it all starts coming under.Baby, you're the only one I run to.I run to you, I run to you, babe.Oh, I run to you.I run to you girl, whoah.
Irvin In, Tagliabue Out For Hall Of Fame
MIAMI (AP) -- Michael Irvin wrapped his arms around Thurman Thomas in the kind of hug that new Hall of Famers share. Somewhere, Paul Tagliabue could only envy their emotional display. "That embrace Thurman and I had, we talked earlier, we were falling apart on the phone," Irvin said. "We don't sound like cool people that played a tough game right now." The former Dallas Cowboys receiver with the off-field woes and three Super Bowl rings, was among six former players voted into the Canton shrine Saturday. But the commissioner who guided the NFL for 18 years before retiring last summer didn't even make the first cut. Irvin and Thomas were joined by Bruce Matthews, Roger Wehrli, Charlie Sanders and Gene Hickerson. "This was worth the wait," Irvin said. "I know my alphabet. When I heard 'H' I was like, 'OK, I (is) next.' So, whew! I was so afraid we were going to skip over the I's." Not this year, his third try. Irvin didn't mention his troubled past -- pleading no contes
An Irving Reinvents Christmas
Irving Reinvents Christmas Washington Irving © National Archives It wasn't until the 19th century that Americans began to embrace Christmas. Americans re-invented Christmas, and changed it from a raucous carnival holiday into a family-centered day of peace and nostalgia. But what about the 1800s peaked American interest in the holiday? The early 19th century was a period of class conflict and turmoil. During this time, unemployment was high and gang rioting by the disenchanted classes often occurred during the Christmas season. In 1828, the New York city council instituted the city's first police force in response to a Christmas riot. This catalyzed certain members of the upper classes to begin to change the way Christmas was celebrated in America. In 1819, best-selling author Washington Irving wrote The Sketchbook of Geoffrey Crayon, gent., a series of stories about the celebration of Christmas in an English manor house. The sketches feature a squire who invited the peasant
Irving R. Levine
BOCA RATON, Fla. (AP) — Irving R. Levine, the professorial NBC newsman who explained the fine points of economics to millions of viewers for nearly a quarter century, has died. He was 86. Levine died Thursday, announced Kevin M. Ross, president of Lynn University in Boca Raton. Levine taught at the school after leaving NBC. Further details of his death were not immediately available. Known for his dry, measured delivery and trademark bow ties, Levine was a presence at NBC since 1950 when he began covering the Korean War until his retirement in 1995. He had become the network's full-time economics correspondent in 1971 and in the last five years of his tenure also did weekly commentaries on CNBC. He also appeared on "Meet the Press" more than 100 times over the years. After retiring from NBC, Levine joined Lynn University as dean of the college of international communication. Born in Pawtucket, R.I., Levine began his career in 1940, writing obituaries for The Providence
"$10 Is $10!"
One day old man Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the Illinois State Fair. There is this man selling plane rides in his single prop show plane for $10 per person. Stumpy looks to Martha and says, "Martha, I think I really should try that." Martha replies, "I know you want to Stumpy, but we have a lot of bills, and you know the money is tight, and $10 is $10." So Stumpy goes without. Over the next few years they return every year, and the same thing, Stumpy wants to ride, but Martha says no money. Finally, when Stumpy and Martha are both about 70 years old, Stumpy looks to Martha, and says, "Martha, I'm 70 now, and I don't know if I'll ever get the chance again, so I just have to have a ride in that there airplane." Martha replies in the same old fashion, and Stumpy kind of slumps down. The pilot is standing near by and overhears the conversation... The pilot pipes up, "Excuse me folks, I couldn't help but hear your situation, and I have a deal for you. I'll take both of y
$20 Is $20
A well-known speaker started off his seminar by: holding up a $20 bill. In a room of 200 people he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up! (Well duh!) He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you, but first, let me do this. **He proceeded to crumple up the $20 bill** he then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still, the hands were up in the air. Well, he replied, "What if I do this?" **dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe** He picked it up once again, now all crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?" And again, the hands went into the air!!! ****My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it, because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we a
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Isaac Watts
Let not soft slumber close your eyes, Before you've collected thrice The train of action through the day! Where have my feet chose out their way? What have I learnt, where'er I've been, From all I've heard, from all I've seen? What have I more that's worth the knowing? What have I done that's worth the doing? What have I sought that I should shun? What duty have I left undone, Or into what new follies run? These self-inquiries are the road That lead to virtue and to God.Isaac Watts
Isaac's 3rd Birthday
Whew, time for another child's birthday party! We're having a party for Isaac's THIRD birthday! Yay, us!!!! (He actually turns three on Monday, but he really doesn't care all that much!) I love all my little babies, but Isaac is my love button. He's the youngest, and he's the most happy-go-lucky of the bunch. He's not malicious, though he's muy inquisitive! Which, as those of you with children can attest, means he's an adventure! He's the type of child that does something kinda wrong, but immediately follows it up with a smile and a kiss. I'm telling you, it messes with your mind! His mother says he gets the mischievousness from her, and the reaction from me. I don't know about that! I'm not all that sure that I use batting eyes and kisses to get me out of trouble that much! Anyway, time to go make sure the birthday boy isn't causing havoc throughout the house. Have a great day!
Isaac Asimov
"I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them."
Isaac Hayes
(CNN) -- Soul singer and arranger Isaac Hayes, who won Grammy awards and an Oscar for the theme from the 1971 action film "Shaft," has died, sheriff's officials in Memphis, Tennessee, reported Sunday. Relatives found Hayes, 65, unconscious in his home next to a still-running treadmill, said Steve Shular, a spokesman for the Shelby County Sheriff's Department. Paramedics attempted to revive him and took him to a hospital, where he was pronounced dead shortly after 2 p.m., the sheriff's department said. No foul play is suspected, the agency said in a written statement. Hayes was a longtime songwriter and arranger for Stax Records in Memphis, playing in the studio's backup band and crafting tunes for artists such as Otis Redding and Sam and Dave in the 1960s He released his first solo album in 1967, and his 1969 follow-up, "Hot Buttered Soul," became a platinum hit. In 1971, the theme from "Shaft" topped the Billboard Hot 100 for two weeks and won an Academy Award for
Is A Bj Just A Bj
blow jobs I saw this on a mans blog i thought does this man even have a clue TELL ME THIS IS NOT WHAT ALL MEN THINK ! cuz i kno this is not what all women think! WHAT A WOMAN HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule ..1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule ..3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule ..5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you
Isabelle
Just three little words don't seem like enough for someone whose smile still brightens my day, whose touch can make me forget the rest of the world. They don't seem like enough for someone who's always been there to celebrate with me when everything goes my way and to hold my hand when my whole world seems to fall apart. But even though "I Love You" can't express the depth of my feelings for you. I hope you know what's in my heart. Because loving you means more to me than anything in the world and it always will.
Isabelle Fallin Asleep
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Isabelle,queen
As the sunrises never forget how much I love As the sunsets never forget how much I love you As the moon shines bright in the sky above with the beautiful stars that surround the heavens ( . ) ( . ) ( . ) ( . ) Even when you’re not home I can still see your beautiful hypnotising eyes, your soft curly hair, your warm smile and you strong but sweet voice. I can hear your voice whispering in my ear saying, I love you Never forget how much I love you As the sunrises never forget how much I love As the sunsets never forget how much I love you As the moon shines bright in the sky above with the beautiful stars that surround the heavens Never forget how much I love you Your love lives inside me Your love goes wherever I go. I love you always and forever.
Isabelle's Forbidden Affair
Although I am half-asleep I can hear footsteps from the courtyard His heels click, click, click on the cobblestones My lover comes closer to my bedchamber My eyes are closed but I know it is he His step and walk are familiar to me That familiarity warms my soul The anticipation of his arrival fires my spirit My lover is an apparition of a warrior A bond forged in blood binds him in this earthly realm The Church would certainly cry out He is the darkness filled with misanthropy An incubus, an agent of death! But I beg, how can this be true? For a gentle Sir is he Please Bare no ill towards me Do not judge my folly too harshly For my desire's rage is a torrent storm And it know not of evil Nor of heresy I am a lady in waiting Promised to a suitor I have never met For I Isabelle, born of royal blood and privilege, cannot marry for love, but only for obligation Truly this is an irony For the simple milkmaid may choose her lover and husband She may fall in
Isabelle's Forbidden Affair
Although I am half-asleep I can hear footsteps from the courtyard His heels click, click, click on the cobblestones My lover comes closer to my bedchamber My eyes are closed but I know it is he His step and walk are familiar to me That familiarity warms my soul The anticipation of his arrival fires my spirit My lover is an apparition of a warrior A bond forged in blood binds him in this earthly realm The Church would certainly cry out He is the darkness filled with misanthropy An incubus, an agent of death! But I beg, how can this be true? For a gentle Sir is he Please Bare no ill towards me Do not judge my folly too harshly For my desire's rage is a torrent storm And it know not of evil Nor of heresy I am a lady in waiting Promised to a suitor I have never met For I Isabelle, born of royal blood and privilege, cannot marry for love, but only for obligation Truly this is an irony For the simple milkmaid may choose her lover and husband She may fall in
~~~~~ Isabelle ~~~~~
Big brother said, ”Just wait till you meet her. She’s the good kid, she’s perfect.” Isabelle, whose non-father touched her Whose mother took his side. No one believed her pain. Isabelle who is betrayed, Angry and so afraid – fights back. Hate filled words are quickly spewed Fierce defiance – her protection of choice. Isabelle – still perfect inside But the world did not know.
~~~~~ Isabelle ~~~~~
Big brother said, ”Just wait till you meet her. She’s the good kid, she’s perfect.” Isabelle, whose non-father touched her Whose mother took his side. No one believed her pain. Isabelle who is betrayed, Angry and so afraid – fights back. Hate filled words are quickly spewed Fierce defiance – her protection of choice. Isabelle – still perfect inside But the world did not know.
Is A Bigger Brain Really Better?
Imagine you measure both the bodies and brains of all the primates on Earth bar humans: beasties like bonobos, chimps and gorillas. Then, using this ratio and based on the average human's size, you estimate how big our brains should be. To check your estimate you decide to open up your friend's head to take a peek inside. When you do, you're mighty surprised to find a brain about three times larger than you were expecting. "Aha," you say, "This is where our amazing capacity for language, emotion, social organisation and creativity comes from." This argument soon breaks down when you try chatting to an elephant.Naturally, then, it's an attractive idea that the bigger the brain, the more able the animal. This argument soon breaks down, though, when you try chatting to an elephant - an animal with a brain three times the size of ours. OK, you might say, it doesn't work across species, but maybe it works within species. Well, now trouble is not far away, and here's two reasons why
I's A Brave Boy
There was a man in my backyard last night, he woke me up with a crash, and I shouteded at him and he ran away, and I went outside in my pyjamas to try and catch him. I kinda wanted to do a violence on him, but he had gone.
Isabella Lolita
I’m Isabella and I love fulfilling your taboo sex fantasies. I have no restrictions, no boundaries, and anything goes with me! If you have extreme desires, I want to fulfill them- from extreme age play, to daddy daughter incest phone sex, to rape play, bestiality, water sports, scat, and beyond. If the twisted taboos you crave involve a kinky young teen that’s ready to play hard, then look me up in yahoo under callmadisonisabella I’m waiting to suck daddy’s cock now.  
Isabella Is Hot For Teacher
Bella used to be hot for daddy and used to sit in her dorm and think about how daddy’s big cock made her wet and crazy with lust….I mean I never thought it was wrong to fuck my daddy as a matter of fact it made it way hotter.  I had boys falling all over me but it was my daddy I Wanted to fuck.  The first few weeks of collage were very hard for me. I was so heartbroken and HORNY!  As the days went by I started to develop a crush on my professor and was determined to make him notice me.  I wore my little skirt with penny loafers and white bobby socks with a white shirt tied around my waist.  I got to class 25 min early and got the very front seat. Professor Redenbacher noticed right away and smiled at me. “Hi Izzy you’re here early did you need some extra tutoring”?  I spread my legs slightly just enough so he could see my red skimpy panties, I giggled and twirled my pigtail with my finger and spread my legs a little wider “yes I need extra tutoring

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