DjEnchantress Lioness Rose's blog: "joke"

Irish
Viagra 
 
An Irish woman of advanced age visited
her 
physician to ask his advice on reviving her
husband's 
libido. 
 
'What about trying Viagra?'
asked the doctor. 
 
'Not a chance', she said. 'He
won't even take an aspirin.' 
 
'Not a problem,'
replied the doctor. 
'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. 
It's
when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even
taste it. 
Give it a try and call me in a week to let me
know 
how things went..' 
 
It wasn't a week later
when she called the 
doctor, who directly inquired as to her
progress. 
The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith,
bejaysus 
and begorrah! 
T'was horrid! 
Just
terrible, doctor!' 
 
'Really? What happened?' asked the
doctor... 
 
'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it
in 
his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. 
He
jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye 
and with his pants
a-bulging fiercely! 
With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups
and 
tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to 
tatters and
took me then and there passionately on 
the tabletop! 
It
was a nightmare, I tell you, an
absolute 
nightmare!' 
 
'Why so terrible?' asked
the doctor, ' 
Do you mean the sex your husband
provided 
wasn't good?' 
 
'Freakin' jaysus, 'twas
the best sex 
I've had in 25 years! 
But sure as I'm
sittin' here, I'll 
never be able to show me face in Starbucks
again!