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Love And PainI gain but yet i lose----when i lose i hope to gain and sometimes i feel like i am making it--like i am actually moving towards something....but BAM another obstacle...i stay as silent as i can for fear of waking some sleeping anger in people--that seems to happen so much my feelings enraging something in people....so much so that i want to close my heart and board it up where it cant hurt anyone anymore---where it cant hurt me.....i love very deeply---to the point that it rips me apart inside when i feel out on a limb alone---i beg and i plead and i scratch every surface till everything is raw and exposed and still it isnt enough---i still stay pushed beneath the surface drowning on emotion always battling alone---i am broken i am sad and i am low---when i reach my hand out for some sort of savior to pull me to the surface---i feel weighted down to the bottom even more-----i dont know what to say i dont know what to do--i am lost inside my own self---trying to save everything that is
YahooMy Yahoo ID is now on Buddies Only, I got a ridiculous amount of IMs from men, every single damn one was aggressively hitting on me. I got cussed out by most of them.
You don't have a chance with me, I'm taken. It's just stupid to try to get me to fuck you, since this is online. You're nothing but text. LOL. I like chatting, don't get me wrong but if all you can talk about is sex, I get bored. I can have it, sorry you can't.
I'm a bitch, yes.
Hi ,,,,who wants to talk to me ,,, you can find me here shane_love_u10 at yahoo dot com ...
Ovarian Canceri just found out i had the begining stages of ovarian cancer, they had to remove my ovary , and my tests came back clear for my other ovary,,, what a relief!!!! and im also glad the 20 lb tumor is gone!!!!
It's A Girl!Well the tech said it's 95% it's a girl! Woohoo! We are naming her Ashley Dawn and we are extremely excited. It's about time. LOL
God N MyselfI have this strange fascination with sunken ships. I love the smell of October. There is nothing more satisfying than the sound of a dead leaf being crushed under my foot. I'm a thinker. I pretend my life is a movie sometimes, and when dramatic things happen I apply Hollywood techniques and weep like the stars.
We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing all-powerful God, who creates faulty Humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes. I refuse to believe in a god who is the primary cause of conflict in the world, preaches racism, sexism, homophobia, and ignorance, and then sends me to hell if I’m ‘bad’.!
Ensign: Election DayAll ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye. Isaiah 18:3
AN ENSIGN ON THE MOUNTAINS 3 October 2008
I do pay attention to the Presidential elections in the United States, a vested interest since I do live in this country. One detail of our quadrennial (that's a fancy word for "occurs every four years") contest for the supreme political office in the land that often throws even those of those of us who vote is the Electoral College.
It's created in the U.S. Constitution -- specifically in Article II, Section 1, paragraphs 2-4 -- and, with as many electors as there are senators and representatives (since 1960, the count's been 538), a presidential candidate and running mate want to have 270 votes in the Electoral College, one more than half of 538, to win the election.
So when we mark that ballot in thirty-two days, we n
Little Red Riding HoodLittle Red Riding Hood is skipping thru the forest road when she sees the big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.
'My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf.'
The wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time h e is crouched behind a bush.
'My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf.'
Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.
About 1/4 mile down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.
'My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf.'
With that the wolf jumps up and screams, 'Will you knock it off,
I'm trying to poop!'
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Random Thought Because Im Boredi feel like doing something today but dont know what to do...its kinda cold which limits me because of bailey. the fall fesival is going on, which could be fun and nauseating seeing as how i end up eating tons of greasy shit! but i dont want to run into the ex...he wanted to come see the baby today but after he blew her off the last 2 times i said no!
which gets me to thinking...why do i pick men out of a trash dump? thats all i pick is crappy men, i dont really deserve one, i think i treat them good! eh...maybe i should be gay?
it kinda makes me feel bad to know that my baby will have to be without a daddy (or at least not have one thats worth anything) because i made the choice to leave. there was no point in staying however, he was never there, wwe fought when he was, he was on pills, he never held her and complained when he did have to.i mean i dont understand why its hard to love something (being bailey) that is so perfect(at least in my mind she is)...something that loves
Hmmmmmmmm?This is kind of funny... I went to the store this morning to pick up my usual coffee, cigs and a muffin of some sort. Well the guy delivering the coke products was standing behind me, and as I was digging my money out of my purse the clerk handed back some change (to him of course) but I was tired and out of sorts so I grabbed his change by mistake.. haha. After apologizing he said it was okay and then said "I would rather have you than the money anyway." and winked at me :s
Should I have been offended by this? LOL Im not sure what to think of it.
FrienfdsSOME ONE KEPTS RATING ALL MY PIC NSFW,GOT BANNED TWICE SO GOING TO DELETE ALL MY PIC THIS WEEK N LEAVE ONLY ONE
Baby Showertoday im going to get a gift for my twin sister baby shower tomorrow afternoon
Even Brunettes Have Blonde MomentsI went to the post office this morning to buy a roll of stamps. For whatever reason, I had it in my head that stamps were 47 cents. (Don't ask me! LOL)
So, the clerk tells me it's $42.00. I look at her funny saying, "That's not right. Stamps for 47 cents."
She looks at me like I'm nuts and says, "No, they're 42 cents."
Me? "ARE YOU SURE?!?!" hahahahahahahahahaha
Like the woman doesn't know! Granted, this is the post office and some of them aren't the sharpest tools in the shed, so she could have been wrong!
LMAO
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Wow I Have Done A Lot*2008 - September - Modeling
www.FetishLens.com, Houston, TX
*2008 - July - Producer & Stage Performance
“Summer Sinfest 08: Rock~N~Roll Peepshow” Meridian, Houston TX
*2008 - Television
Featured on Womens’ Entertainment Channel’s “Secret Lives of Women”
*2008 - April - Personal Appearance
“Temple of Flesh” San Antonio, TX
*2007 - October - Stage Performance
“HellBound Hoe Down”, FBIRocks!, Houston, TX
*2007 - September - Stage Performance
“Beyond Vanilla: The Good, The Bad & The Kinky” in Dallas Texas
*2007 - July - Producer & Stage Performance
“Summer Sinfest 07”, Meridian, Houston TX
*2007 - Television Appearance
Audience member on Cristina’s Court
*2007 - March - Event Coordinator & Stage Performance
“DareWare Fetish Ball 07”, Meridian, Houston, TX
*2007 - Television
Audience member on Cristina’s Court/3 shootings
*2007 - Film Appearance
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*2007 - Film Appearance
“Vol 50: Pied, Slimed and Gooey” www.messygirl.com
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Score As Hellthe weather here is cold and my necck us killing any one wont help with the pain ?
"satan On Horseback"Before I begin my latest installment on this running blog, I want to again thank everyone for taking time out of their busy schedules to read and comment on them. I never imagined this blog would grow so popular and as such, you guys, the readers, are pushing me to exceed extraordinary expectations, again many thanks and I hope to continue to provide insight on what is really happening on the ground in this country.
As many of you may be wondering what does the title of this chapter entail and mean, i will dive into all the details shortly. As I mentioned we work with local Afghan interpreters, educated young men who have have put their lives and the lives of their families on the line for helping us Americans by providing a service that we could not live without. These individuals represent the best Afghanistan has to offer, and in my humble opinion, will be the way of the future for this country. They will be the future, Senators, Ministers, and perhaps Presidents. Many of them, h
Space For RentA businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with
her for $500.
They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that
he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary
write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.
'
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the
whole event had not been worth the price.
So he had his secretary send a cheque for $250 and enclose the following typed note:
'Dear Madam: Enclosed find a cheque for $250 for rent o f your apartment.
I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place,
I was under the impression that:
#1 - it had never been occupied; #2 - there was plenty of heat; and #3 - it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home. However, I found out that: #1 - it had been previously occupied, #2 - there wasn't any heat, and #3 - it was entirely too large.
'
Upon receipt of the note, the
My BirtdayMy bday is next wed. I will be 29 years old. Damn I am getting old. LOL. I am going out with the girls sat night to celebrate. It will be so much fun, I love my girls.
OnenessThe days without you become longer and longer.
As MY feelings grow but stronger
I can feel you as if youre near.
And the sound of your voice I still hear.
I feel your presence so close to ME.
How much closer could we be?
lovely chills go down my spine.
Is that your heart I hear pounding or is it MINE?
Our hearts are joined as one,
never to be undone.
Although our bodies are separated,
Our love, remains dedicated.
We will always be together, even while apart.
We shall forever hold the key to the other one's heart.
October 3rd 2008 Friday:what I Wish Forwoke up this morning and was just thinking what some people ask me what i would really wish for?
well to be open mindeed and honest is that wish for all to be happy specially me, i usually find myself
wondering why some of my friends on and offline at times do not bother to get in touch, some do but not that often. Sometimes even family i think for gets iam here. i have to laugh but times i feel like i has the plague and they avoidin this poor soul. i know it isnt true but hey just my thoughts.
so what do i really wish for?
love
This Shit Happened 1 Block Away From Me On My Street!!!They do more than merely drive busloads of squirming youngsters from home to school then back again.
A group of First Student Inc. bus drivers proved Friday that they also stand guard over passengers and, in a pinch, will help police track down and capture predators.
That's the way it was for First Student driver Brian Spears, 35, of Kankakee, when he saw a 7-year-old girl running in tears from the bus stop at South East Avenue and Charles Street on Friday morning.
"It's part of the job. Caring about the kids," Spears said Wednesday, just hours after interim Kankakee School District No. 111 Superintendent Rick Bukowski lauded him and fellow drivers for quick action.
"The bus driver did a spectacular job protecting that kid and bringing the police in," Bukowski told the school board.
Savoy resident Jose E. Davila, 29, was arrested by the Kankakee Police Department for attempted child abduction and criminal sexual abuse after allegedly fondling then attempting to coax the
My Birthdays Coming!! Heres My WishOn october 11 my birday will be here I will be 29 yrs old. OMG almost 30...lol...look good for my age dont I...ANYWAYS I figure if cubby can get for blings from begging and get them thought I would give it a try. Pounder on this one Wouldnt it be awsome if had me an auto 11 on me birthday? not only becuase it my birthday but because 11 happens to be my luck number... yeah i thought would be awsome too. So who the lucky one to make my birthday wish come true?...even if you dont make my birthday wish happen ill still love you guys...MAUHHHHHHH
Bret Michaels Made Into Wax??For those that have followed the band Poison and Bret Michaels, plz check out this petition...A die-hard fan started this petition for Madame Trussaud's Wax Museum, and has asked them to add Bret Michaels to the museum
Online petition - Bret Michaels Made into a Wax Replica at Madame Trussauds in NY
Want My Affection??Then come get it ...ahhh so it might cost u a little bit...but I'm worth it :D
Questions That Haunt MeGot this from my friand flan
QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME!
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for
your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be
a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up
like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doc
An Address To Give Scammers And Spammers - My Reference OnlyThis is here for my future use for revenge on all those sad gets who sit wasting my time, internet space and my patience beneficiarying me with a load of Chocolate Nigerian Larlars.
(I should translate but it is lateral literal. This is for all those scammers/spammers who waste time and airspace sending monitary proposals from somewhere in deepest West Africa and request my address size and bellygraph pole number.)
One fool-proof address to reply with to make them leave me alone. You know,
24 Twilight Boulevard,
The Astralisation Plane,
Mount Olympus in Cloud Seven County,
Gotu Gonow.
Tele. Dinglepost 1212.
Wallstreet-fanny Mae MessHere is a quick look into 3 former Fannie Mae executives who have brought down Wall Street.
Franklin Raines was a Chairman and Chief Executive Officer at Fannie Mae. Raines was forced to retire from his position with Fannie Mae when auditing discovered severe irregulaties in Fannie Mae's accounting activities. At the time of his departure The Wall Street Journal noted, " Raines, who long defended the company's accounting despite mounting evidence that it wasn't proper, issued a statement late Tuesday conceding that "mistakes were made" and saying he would assume responsibility as he had earlier promised. News reports indicate the company was under growing pressure from regulators to shake up its management in the wake of findings that the company's books ran afoul of generally accepted accounting principles for four years." Fannie Mae had to reduce its surplus by $9 billion.
Raines left with a "golden parachute valued at $240 Million in benefits. The Government filed suit
NewbiedoobiedoHello!
I'm new here and have NO idea what I'm doing. Feel free to fill me in!
~let Spirit Flow~Let your enthusiasm show.
Enthusiasm costs you absolutely nothing and requires no special skills. It is yours the moment you choose to embrace it.
When you do, your world changes. The problems turn into opportunities and the challenges become fields upon which you can create new value.
Enthusiasm infuses you with a heightened sense of purpose. Enthusiasm provides you with a beneficial immunity against any setbacks that may come.
Enthusiasm is contagious and it draws other people to you. Because when you're wrapped up in enthusiasm, it feels great.
Somewhere inside you there is an authentic sense of enthusiasm, eager to come to life. Let it out and let it show.
Allow enthusiasm to infect your attitude, and spread it to those around you. Delight in the feeling as it pushes you forward.
-- Ralph Marston
Light, Warmth In Dialog.How easy the breath that kills a flame,
How hard to kindle that light again.
Cold words kill and kind words kindle,
By words withheld a dream may dwindle.
--Joan Walsh Anglund
How we treat the people we live with affects the happiness of our family. Just as a breath can blow out a flame, a mean remark can cast a shadow across a brother or sister's heart. People of all ages have left dreams behind because no one encouraged them. They are like candles snuffed out.
On the other hand, if we see a friend or family member feeling good about something they have done, we can learn to be happy for them. If we notice their excitement and encourage them with kind and sincere words, it will help their candle burn brighter. Sharing the happiness of others will make our own candles burn brighter, and it always feels good when we receive kind words ourselves.
In what ways can I bring light and warmth with my words today?
Pampering My Feet- Update 64Pampering my Feet
By special request, another foot set.
In this set I pamper my feet.
I play in water and bubbles.
I file off all the dead skin.
Rub lotion on them so they are nice and smooth.
I even paint my toe nails.
Then I play with your hard cock.
As you can tell I am letting my pussy hair grow out.
I got a new razor that has different shapes.
I need your help on what to do with it next.
Should I shave it bald, land strip, heart, lighting bolt, triangle, star, arrow, raindrop or a X?
Email me what you want to see.
The most votes is what I will do next.
I will even make it into a set and video.
XOXO Love XOXO
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Hugs and Kisses
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Cold Comfort, Warm Holiday And Hot Foot.This morning is one of those crisp and bright ones. Winter came yesterday and it is currently 44 deg f outside. I see the bakehouse invoice have plopped on the mat so they must have thought it better to post them than wake us up. So the invoices herald the arrival of some compeetoes.
Yesterday I had one cheque for three books and payment by BACS for two others. Not much to crow about but more that I thought I would get.
I am supposed to be doing the holiday washing yet again for the third time this year. However a motorbike decided to run over my foot so it is hobble, hobble, rest. The motor bike incident was in Nagombo, Sri Lanka on our first day there. It was this Sunday 28th September in the evening and it is still sore today 3rd October. Good job it was at the end of the holiday. Anyway, I digress from wherever it was I was at.
This morning I squatted down to catch five spiders and toppled backwards so why did I deserve that. After all I could just have throttled
Latest Breaking NewsIn 2009 the government will start discarding (!)
all the mentally ill people.
I started crying when I thought of you.
Run little friend, run!
MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.
Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want,
stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and
your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully
and a little voice will tell You which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, hang up.
It doesn't matter which number you press,
nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9-6-9-6.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message
Godmother SherrySHE ONLY NEEDS 150,000 FOR GODMOTHER,,,LETS HELP HER OUT!!!
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10/03/08 - Metallica - Whiskey In The Jar (yay For Old Metallica Not New Metallica Yuck)SONG VERSION BELOW
Whiskey In The Jar - Metallica
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Metallica - Whiskey in the Jar [uncensored} -
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As I was goin' over the Cork and Kerry mountains
I saw Captain Farrell, and his money he was countin'
I first produced my pistol and then produced my rapier
I said, "Stand and deliver," oh, "or the Devil, he may take ya"
I took all of his money and it was a pretty penny
I took all of his money and I brought it home to Molly
She swore that she'd love me, no, never would she leave me
But the Devil take that woman, for you know she tricked me easy
Mush-a-ring dum a do dum a da
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar-o
Being drunk and weary, I went to Molly's chamber
Takin' Molly with me, but I never knew the danger
For about six, or maybe seven, yeah, in walked Captain Farrell
I jumped up, fired my pistols and I shot him with both barrels
Mush-a-ring dum a do dum a da
Whack for my
O Captain! My Captain!O CAPTAIN! my Captain! our fearful trip is done;
The ship has weather'd every rack, the prize we sought is won;
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring:
But O heart! heart! heart!
O the bleeding drops of red,
Where on the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.
O Captain! my Captain! rise up and hear the bells;
Rise up-for you the flag is flung-for you the bugle trills;
For you bouquets and ribbon'd wreaths-for you the shores a-crowding;
For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning;
Here Captain! dear father!
This arm beneath your head;
It is some dream that on the deck,
You've fallen cold and dead.
My Captain does not answer, his lips are pale and still;
My father does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will;
The ship is anchor'd safe and sound, its voyage closed and done;
From fearful trip, the victor ship, comes in with object won;
Exult,
Thought For 10/3Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
God:"OK, after much discussion and consideration of the various business plans, my angels and I have awarded the God Franchise (Earth Branch) to the Roman Catholics. My will is that the Pope should tell all people how to live their lives and that he and the Vatican should be controlled by the upper levels of the secret society network like the Freemasons and the Knights of Malta. If any Pope does not agree to this control, he should be murdered (as with Pope John Paul I in 1978). I also will that
the Pope and the Roman Catholic Church should terrify little children to prepare them for a life of being told what to do and to ensure that they believe what the church wants them to believe. I will that an inquisition should be formed by said Pope to burn everyone he and his henchmen decide do not believe in every single word of my bible, the King James version of which has been documented to have 36,191 errors in translation alone. I will that my son, the Prince of Peace (also known quite wron
Vote For The Frog????http://photoartomation.com/ArtWork/Photo_Competition/KidPhoto/KidPhoto_01.htm
if ya got a second.. can ya copy this link and vote a 10 for the cutest frog??
thanks alot!! xoxox
I Dispise My Co-worker!I have the misfortune of sharing an office with with an unlikeable charatcer named MIKE. We've only shared this space for a little over three month but since his arrival my job has become more difficult. He's one of those people who sees the work place as primarily a social venue spending a good part of his day wandering around chatting with everyone rather than doing his job. If there is a birthday party or shower being planned "good old Mike" drops everything and gets involved. Every Friday moring his cubicle becomes the centre of a weekly coffee clatch where the office slackers hang out avoiding work. Rather than taking a regular vacation he divides his time off into half day segments that he will take on a whim. All of this adds up to me doing the lion share of the work as he flippantly floats through his day and it DRIVES ME CRAZY!!!!
While I try to remain professional, focusing on my tasks, ignoring these annoyances he seems oblivious of the situation. Occassionaly he tried to b
Starting OverGetting back on your feet after a divorce is really hard. Thats why i was probably so scared to get the divorce because i didnt think i could make it on my own. I look at my life and never thought i would be where i am now: divorced, living with my parents, no vehicle or job, and a single mom. Dont get me wrong this divorce was the best thing that could ever of happened. The funny part is even though its really hard for me right now im actually happier now then i have been in years. I have learned life takes its turns your not sure about but things always seem to work out in the end. All you need is patience.
I've Got Something To Say!!!!1Sorry I'm not a hardcore fu-blogger, if that is even a word... But I guess today I have a few things to say so here you go, whether you like it or not!
I became engaged just over a month ago, and I'm starting to look into how I'm going to go about planning my wedding...honestly, I've only been to a handful of weddings myself and they were just in the last 5 years or so. My first family wedding was just last year. My parents got married in the courthouse some 26 years ago (even I was there!...sort of) so they know nothing about preparing for a wedding. I know that I want a simple ceremony and a kick-ass reception, with beer and little dancing if any. And not too many people. If there is anyone out there who has been through getting married and planning a wedding, I could use any advice, so feel free to give me some!
By the way, if anyone has looked at my pictures and have come by my artwork, I just want to let you all know that some of it is for sale...just ask me if there is a sp
Auction Would U Like To Be Sold (lol) 0ct 6th Lets Do Some Bidding.Purple Panther's Den
Is going to host a AUCTION Oct 6th at 12pm eastern time. If you would like to be involved in this come to lounge become a member and let your friends know.
If you want to be sold. We ask the day of the AUCTION that you let the bidders know what you are putting on the table. Before the bids start on you.
Also if you know that you would like to be involved in this now. Could you send me a private message so we can some what get a head count. Send the message to Purple
Purple (owner) Purple Panter's Den@ fubar
Just click on the panther below to come to the lounge.
Hope to see you there.
..."Who is this that looks forth like the dawn,
fair as the moon, bright as the sun,
terrible as an army with banners?"
Meet Marvin, Men's Answer To MaxineI had this sent to me in an email thought I would share it with you!
Meet Marvin, men's answer to Maxine
Men strike back!
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Political HumorThe Republican Fisherman
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.
She shouted to him, 'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.'
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, 'You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.'
She rolled her eyes and said, 'You must be a Republican.'
I am, ' replied the man. 'How did you know?'
'Well,' answered the balloonist, 'everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me.'
The man smiled and responded, 'You must be a Democrat.'
'I am,' replied the balloonist. 'How did you know?'
'Well,' said the man, 'You don't
About MeI am not all that complicated i am 41 born handicapt but that doesnt define me because im more than what you see i have a great love in my life we have known each other for close to 20 yrs but took us being apart and being hurt & abused to realise we are who & what we need in this time i may look different but my brain works the same way yours does i maybe physically slower then you are but i get where i need to be and on my own two feet. when you look at some1 who looks different then you realize we rnt & how would you feel if you were being treated different
Funny Mum Comment From(lil Shortround)THIS IS A MUM COMMENT I PULLED FROM A MUM TITLED WHAT SHOULD I DO IF YOU GET THE CHANCE YOU ALL NEED TO CHECK IT OUT... ITS TOO FUNNY TO PASS UP...CHECK IT OUT...
NICE ONE LIL SHORTROUND...
Twat was that you say ?? I cunt here you ! I
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MmhmmmmmA president's pension currently is $191,300 per year, until he is 80 years old. Assuming the next president lives to age 80. Sen. McCain would receive ZERO pension as he would reach 80 at the end of two terms as president. Sen. Obama would be retired for 26 years after two terms and would receive $4,973,800 in pension.
Therefore it would certainly make economic sense to elect McCain in November.
My Auto 11ssome of u already know how these work, but for those who don't....
rate 1-10 on anyone who has an ACTIVE "auto 11s" bling & the rate counts as an 11 to both parties.
no, it doesn't matter if the rater has a VIP status.
the "auto 11s" bling is active for 24 hours.
hope this helps.
Auto 11'sAuto-11s
(10 credits)
Give someone immunity from down-raters! When activated, EVERY photo and profile rating is forced to 11 for TWENTY-FOUR (24) hours. All actual 11s received during this time are double the points!
I HaVe THeM So LeTs RaTE EvErYTHiNg'S counteD as 11 :)
Guster - SatelliteLast night someone sent me this song...and my heart was happy.
Le sigh.
satellite - guster
Shining like a work of art
Hanging on a wall of stars
Are you what I think you are?
You're my satellite
You're riding with me tonight
Passenger side, lighting the sky
Always the first star that I find
You're my satellite
Elevator to the moon
Whistling a favorite tune
Trying to get a closer view
You're my satellite
You're riding with me tonight
Passenger side, lighting the sky
Always the first star that I find
You're my satellite
Maybe you will always be
Just a little out of reach
You're my satellite
You're riding with me tonight
Passenger side, lighting the sky
Always the first star that I find
You're my satellite
You're my satellite
Hard To DistinguishI'm not one of those girls who can be seduced by words.
I can read between the lines.
And I can call your bluff in a heartbeat.
I know the difference between talk and action.
I don't like being manipulated and toyed with.
I don't like guys who "spit game."
Because games are for children...
And you'd think that would make me smart...
And able to know what's real and what's not.
Sometimes it does...but more often than not, it doesn't.
Instead, I focus so much time trying to sift through lies and truth.
Trying to find sincerity amongst the doublespeak...
That I lose myself in every kiss and every touch.
And I start confusing lust for like.
And want for need.
And desperation for desire.
When he tells you that you're pretty...It's only when he's holding you.
And when he says that you're sexy...It's only when you make him sweat.
When he whispers that he wants you...It's only for tonight.
No one likes to share...
And in that moment, when your lips melt together..
What Sets Me ApartI've always been told I was going somewhere.
But we're all going somewhere.
And that I was going to be somebody...
But we're all somebody...
And I've always been told that I'm special.
But I think we're all special...in the sense that special means we're all not the same.
However, I know what these people mean...and I wish I could see what they see and think what they think about myself...
But it's as if all the hard evidence I've ever been faced with says the complete opposite. That I'm nobody, not really going anywhere, who doesn't stand out.
I've been known to disappear.
People have even thought I was dead...
I'm just a ghost...who floats in and out of people's lives.
Whether I make a difference, I'm unsure because I don't stay long enough to see if I've been an influence.
I can only imagine.
And the things I imagine are always going to be more fantastic than reality.
That's just the way the imagination works.
I've never been one to stand out in a room, among
LonelyIn light of not allowing myself to be defined by stuff...
I'm trying to not let my lack of friends...define me as being "lonely."
For one can be alone, but not necessarily lonely.
Whether or not I, personally, can be alone and not lonely is a completely different issue.
Whether or not I can be lonely and not let on that I'm lonely, is also something different.
Actually, the latter is not something different...it's something I've always done.
I've always been lonely...I've always been in rooms full of people, but felt like the only one there. Or like nobody cared. But no one ever knew...not a single soul. And at this point in my life...as my life with someone for over a year is coming to an end...as part of me dies...the "in-love," happy, hopeful and romantic part of me dies...I have that choice to make again: Am I going to let the world see me stand alone and cry, or am I going to spend my time in crowded rooms, hiding behind a smile?
My first instinct was to find that
Hearts Dont Break, They Just Stop Beating RegularlyThere's a terrible feeling you get when you're heart is broken.
It's like...an aching inside ya that you can't quite put you're finger on.
And it's irritating because it's constant.
For a second, I was hoping it was just indigestion.
And there's a numbness that comes with it.
Numb that stretches from the tip of your tongue to the flats of your feet.
It's like a painstakingly slow paralyzation.
And you have to force yourself to literally feel the things you come in contact with.
Maybe because things just don't feel real anymore...
Since what you once thought was real is no longer.
You realize how much someone cares when they have to fight for you.
And when they don't attempt to put up a fight, it's as if a veil has been lifted…
As you trace back every moment you've spent together you realize that they never cared at all. And you realize just how hard you believed they did. And it's insane because it is at that moment, and that moment only, that you can actually reme
Food For ThoughtSo I'm torn. Once again. Fighting myself inside of my head. Telling myself that "things aren't always as they seem." And although I am almost 100% sure about something, this is not a time to leave room for doubt. It's that word "almost" that keeps me from acting on my instincts. Which usually causes destruction in my life.
There are things in this world that you can't believe; or rather, choose not to believe. Things that you want to be wrong about, even though you know that odds are against you in a way that cannot possibly give you what you want. Things that you would give your whole heart and soul for in order for them not to be true, because you just don't want to hurt. You just don't want to believe that what you thought what real is no longer.
And in the end, you are usually right. And in that moment, when you find out the truth, you absolutely hate yourself for not going with your instinct. Or with the facts, for that matter. Everything pointed to what ended up being your
Im Not Okay...So I appear to live a normal life to most people. Normal here meaning standard, regular, ordinary, typical. In other words, things seem fine. I am happy, I smile a lot, I am friendly to most, and I rarely cause a scene. To anyone on the outside, anyone who doesn't know me, I am fine. Nothing is wrong. I am a typical 19 year old living the life of a typical 19 year old. Friends, family, college, work, partying and studying. Well a little clue for everyone...I'm not okay.
My entire life is a facade of warmth and smiles and happy family relationships and friendships. Truth be told, I am screaming inside, and I am dying for someone to understand. But I have cut off anyone who attempts to get close enough. Everyone that I allow to get close to me seems to have a hidden agenda. Everyone I would love to open up to... I can't. And maybe I should be more trusting... or maybe I shouldn't. Being too trusting got me where I am today. Full of doubt and questions of anyone's sincerity when they s
ClosureI trusted him. I believed him. I made excuses for him. No not abusive but a long distance relationship. Well if you can call it that looking back.
I respected him and kept things quiet for the most part told my friends about us no one we had in common. He said it was cause he didn't want anyone to know his private life. I wanted to believe that but I now wonder how many others did he have believing him, believing they were special to him. He would make promises but not follow through then say that he didn't want me questioning his honesty because that was the most important thing to him. He just had a lot going on.
I wasn't a FU girl friend that was never what I wanted yet it turned into all I was. I guess he wanted to see how much he could get from me. I kept giving, not things but emotions something I hold very close and almost never give out.
I can't believe I fell for that I would tell anyone they are a fool. But I guess I'm so desperate to believe someone cou
Break, Break, BreakEnglish Poetry III: From Tennyson to Whitman.The Harvard Classics. 1909–14. 631. Break, Break, Break Alfred, Lord Tennyson (1809–1892)BREAK, break, break, On thy cold grey stones, O Sea! And I would that my tongue could utter The thoughts that arise in me. O well for the fisherman’s boy, 5 That he shouts with his sister at play! O well for the sailor lad, That he sings in his boat on the bay! And the stately ships go on To their haven under the hill; 10But O for the touch of a vanished hand, And the sound of a voice that is still! Break, break, break, At the foot of thy crags, O Sea! But the tender grace of a day that is dead 15 Will never come back to me. -----------English Poetry III: From Tennyson to Whitman. Vol. XLII. The Harvard Classics, ed. Eliot, Charles William, 1834–1926. New York: P.F. Collier & Son, 1909–14; Bartleby.com, 2001. www.bartleby.com/42/. [Date of Printout].
Need To Close This AccountYesterday, I said I would close this account if it created any additional cause for concern for the person I'm dating. It does.
That was very confusing at first because he's had an account here since 2007 and has many "friendships", "fans", etc. I became curious and tried it for less than a week and suddenly it seemed that this was an awful thing.
His position is that he only has this account to stay in touch with four friends. Reality is that you can stay in touch with friends via Yahoo, MSN.... He says this is a meat market and that he has years of experience with the various types of lifestyles seen here.
He thinks that since I began getting to see things like taverns and concerts just a few years ago that I'll somehow manage to get myself in trouble. Or someone will talk me into meeting them. I hate to admit this, but he is probably right. The world I know is filled with family, home, friends. business, IT, etc. This site is a whole different world.
It's still frust
Crossing The BarCrossing the Bar Alfred Tennyson, 1st Baron (1809–92) SUNSET and evening star, And one clear call for me! And may there be no moaning of the bar, When I put out to sea, But such a tide as moving seems asleep, 5 Too full for sound and foam, When that which drew from out the boundless deep Turns again home. Twilight and evening bell, And after that the dark! 10And may there be no sadness of farewell, When I embark; For tho’ from out our bourne of Time and Place The flood may bear me far, I hope to see my Pilot face to face 15 When I have cross’d the bar. ----------------------------Stedman, Edmund Clarence, ed. A Victorian Anthology, 1837–1895. Cambridge: Riverside Press, 1895; Bartleby.com, 2003. www.bartleby.com/246/. [Date of Printout].
BlehGrr Bleh, Blah....
I don't wanna go to work. :( Slept for a couple hours last night. I should be tired tonight after work and get better sleep.
I'm just enjoyin' my breakfast and texting... ha ha. Yeah, texting already... Shhhh, I love to text.
Mmmm java...delish. I loves my java....ramble ramble.... Mmm banana.... such a lovely breakfast.... banana, muffin and java. Yummers.
I'm wearing my cool Pirates Of Carriabian today. I'm gonna put on my cool bandanna on my head as well. Arrrr... I shall be a pirate at work today..
So exciting...I hope these 12 hours at work goes by fast....*belches* Mmmmmm java...
Okay, I must go powder my nose now......put my eye make up on cause I'm just cool like that with eye make up on....yeah...yup...
Yeah....... k, bye
A Rapping Granny? Is This A Halloween Hoax?I hope not to be this cool when I turn into a granddad…if that happens… Good Morning by the way too.
(turning into a granddad that is) This dear soul in Florida can rival P-Ditty
hmmm not sure that, that is a good thing…Angela Pusateri, 79, may be unconventional, but, according to Jenna, 13, "She really is a cool grandmother." The Hallandale Beach, Fla., woman is a rap-music singer with a new CD ("Who's Your Granny?") and occasional playdates, where she shows up in hockey jersey, jewels, sunglasses and baseball cap. Sample rap: "I can bring the noise better than P-Diddy / I am older and wiser, I ain't a disguiser / I am condo commando in a high-riser, Who's your granny?" Also, "Move over, Trick-Daddy, 'cause this is my town / I gotta shuffleboard posse and we're known to get down." Actually, conceded Jenna to the South Florida Sun-Sentinel in September, "Sometimes it's embarrassing." I am not quite sure Angela is ready for Vegas quite yet. How ever to the patrons of the local shuffle
Whats Your Sex Style?Whats your sex style?Erotic Sex StyleKissing, touching...pulling hair...handcuffs...whatever goes in your bedroom or backyard...truck...neighbors bedroom even! Its lights, camera ...ACTION BABY!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
Everytime..at a point in my life when guilt and regret no longer intensify the surreal and the real - no matter what, i have to tell my story, my struggle, or lack thereof, is yet to be published, and i for one would really like to know how it ends.
no bullshit - when i get to the final chapter, and know the true meaning of "the end" i will totally share it with you...and you...but not you...
*cries*
i wanna be happy, and i wanna see trevor, number 72, play and win and rowan become whatever Dr he decides and morgan not become like his dad...
can someone wake me from this nightmare and put me back upright and sober and strong...
or not...
gotta go - chasin' dreams in SoCal and wishing the nightmares would forget my address....
( )*( )
Adventures In Germany... #2Alright! I've been in Germany for 7 weeks today....
I just got off the phone with my mom...
Her and my dad say it feels like it's been more than 3 months already..
And to me... It feels only like a month. lol
First off.....
I am continuing to find different toilet "flush" buttons and levers everywhere I go. There are A LOT of decisions when BUYING the buttons, according to Uwe. lol
But not only are they "buttons" and not a "handle" connected to the toilet... These are usually buttons on the wall above the toilet. Like, at eye level. So, when you are in a dirty bathroom stall and want to KICK the handle because it just seems GROSS to touch it with your HANDS.... that's not really an option.. Unless you can kick above your head in a bathroom stall. lol
And another thing..
The bathroom stall DOORS are LONGER than the ones you will find in a typical California bathroom stall. They usually extend all the way to the floor, and occasionally to about 5 inches above the floor.
To My Friend, My Son, My Dog.For the last 4 1/2 years little pal, you have been so loyal, so much of a constant, that life without you will never be the same. I was closer to you my lil Dingo than I have been to most people in this world, closer than I cared to get to most people anyway. I woke this morning, only 24 hours after your passing, tears from my eyes, loneliness in my heart, I slept without you to guard over me, but I wouldnt call it sleep. In hope that I will be satisfied , I will build you the most beautiful tomb, I hope the articles I buried with you are things you would have wanted to take into the afterlife with you. Little guy be sure and find my Father and Grand Father and Aunt Judy up there lil man, they will care for you till I get to join you again my lil friend, You can never be replaced and your passing was so sudden. As you lay dying in my arms yesterday )ct 1st 2008, I wondered what I would do without you, and so far I still wonder.. the house was so lonely without you , it always will be,
A Wedding At The Waffle HouseAs the famous twang of Hank Williams Jr. blasted from an SUV stereo Friday afternoon, about 30 folks socialized, sipped soda and puffed on cigarettes.
No, this wasn't a Fourth of July backyard barbecue. It was the run-up to a wedding.
In a Waffle House parking lot.
The lucky couple, George "Bubba" Mathis and Pamela Christian - both 23 and employees at the Dacula diner located at the Ga. Highway 316/U.S. Highway 29 interchange - wouldn't have it any other way.
"I don't know, it's something different," Mathis said while fixing his tie prior to the ceremony.
For years, the couple tried to marry on their Independence Day anniversary. But the bride was always scheduled to work. Instead of waiting any longer - she got the day off at the last minute; Mathis had to report for the morning shift - the couple of nine years decided to seal the deal at work.
The result was what a NASCAR tailgate might be like if Hank Jr. himself stopped by with all his rowdy friends: Loud and prou
Var Maria Den Samme Som Judas?Det var en av de første teoriene jeg kom med til Jackie.
Det første hun gjorde som svar på den ville påstanden var å sende mine erotiske noveller til mine motstandere som bevis på at jeg var pedofil.
Karen-novellene var scat-historier skrevet av lesbiske kvinner for faen. C'mon! Det er klart enkelte av dem var pedofile. Det er morsfiguren i et nøtteskall.
Min egen mor har angitt meg så grundig og til absolutt alle tenkelige personer at selve angiveriet som fenomen er blitt en latterlighet.
Hvis Maria var Judas kan vi tenke oss at hun hengte seg til slutt.
Det er i såfall Jesus' (eneste) tragedie.
Last TimeThis is the last time
That I cry those tears of anguish.
That I wallow int he halls of your memory.
Let me open the windows.
Feel the breeze.
Air out the mess you left behind.
This is the last time
That I die a little on the inside.
That I guard myself from my feelings.
Soar those wings.
Angel wings.
To liberate the wounded within.
This is the last time
That I forget how to learn to trust.
That I remember what matters to me.
Do or die?
I'll always try.
This bird will fly cage-free.
Moonlight Of The HeartA single shot rings out
Sending this heart in its downward spiral
Suffocating my lungs
In pain.
In silence.
Death's grip
My only solace from within
Begs me to return
Only to yearn
Time and time again.
In peace.
In desolation.
In my own destruction,
Only a silver of light awaits.
The hope.
I wait.
Friendswell i have a big problem, my ex has my daughter and he wouldnt send her back home when it was time.... so now i have a lawyer to get her back, do you think he will fight or give in, because he dont know me like he used to. i will bite back, my love for my daughter is strong.
Hold Kjeft Martha!!!Hvordan kan man hedre en myrdende mor?
Som du skjønner er jeg glad i moren min og fordømmer henne ikke på noen som helst måte.
En måte å hedre sin mor er å finne forbilder for henne.
Jesus fant Maria Magdalena og brukte henne som et eksempel og forbilde for sin mor.
Maria var ganske sikkert prostituert og hadde ingen mulighet til å ta vare på barnet. Det kan være en årsak til at Josef tok ham med til Egypt.
Jeg har min Jackie. Lesbisk og med klare maskuline egenskaper. Og med en tro på at kvinner kan styre selv pornobransjen.
Og Elisabeth er et annet forbilde.
Sett i sammenheng med nazismen gir hun et helt annet bilde av den historien.
Men klarest blir hyllesten av en myrdende mor ved at man behandler henne som et menneske.
Kvinnen er ikke en Sau.
Da Jesus ba Maria holde kjeft var det et bilde på Egypts problem personifisert i Maria.
Elvestad i løveburet har en sammenheng med dette.
Salome sett som en myrdende kvinne er Maria.
Det førte til gudommeliggjørelsen av h
A Batch Of Not-so-niftyI was called on Monday last week. It wasn't a good call...
My roommate returned a little premature from his tour in Afghanistan. He returns with 2 Purple Hearts and a "Pine Box" award. He was 27 yeas of age and will be sorely missed.
The job I had let me go home to help with the arrangements, but then fired me for it.
As it stands, I have sold the majority of my belongings - such as they are - and placed the rest in storage. The apartment is vacant.
The company I work for has asked me to take a national certification test and then go to Hawaii for a few months.
This is the latest from me. Likely not the last...
-SchweißerMann, the HyPerverted
LaptopIt Happens More Often Than You’d Think
Computer Store | Vancouver, BC, Canada
(I just started working at a computer store, so my trainer has a phone call on speaker so I can listen in.)
Lady: “You sold me a faulty piece of s*** laptop!”
Trainer: “What seems to be the problem, ma’am?”
Lady: “The f***ing thing won’t open!”
Trainer: “Have you tried turning the laptop around, and opening it from the other side?”
Lady: “Oh.” *click*
FishyNo Means No Means No
Aquarium Store | Vancouver, BC, Canada
Customer: “I just got a new fish tank, and I was wondering what kind of fish I could put in it.”
Me: “Sure, no problem.”
(I proceed to show her some good starter fish. I point out some tetras, when she says…)
Customer: “I thought that you needed a bubbler for those kinds of fish.”
Me: “Oh! You don’t have a filter or anything?”
Customer: “No. Just a tank.”
Me: “Okay, well the only type of fish that can live in a bowl like environment are bettas.”
Customer: “But I don’t want these kinds of fish!”
Me: “Well, if you want to get anything else, you will have to purchase a filter and everything for your tank.”
Customer: *points to some guppies* “So I can’t get these?”
Me: “No.”
Customer: *points to some mollies* “What about these?”
Me: “No. With the tank set up you have, you can only get bettas.”
Customer: “What about the platties?”
Me: “No.”
Customer: “So I can’t get anything else?”
Poutine!!!!!!Poutine (pronounced putsɪn)
makes 4 side servings or 2 main servings
4 large russet potatoes
oil for deep frying
salt
2 cups beef stock
1/4 cup butter
1/4 cup flour
1 1/2 cups cheese curds
1. Peel and slice the potatoes into thick fries (at least 1 cm thick).
2. Soak the potatoes in ice water for about 30 minutes. Remove and drain well.
3. Heat oil for frying to about 325F and deep fry potatoes for about 8 minutes.
4. Remove from oil and set on paper towel. Turn the oil up to 375F.
5. In a saucepan melt the butter and stir in the flour. Add the beef broth and stir over medium-high heat until thickened. Reduce heat and keep hot. (I use a tiny bit of gravy browning to get that nice dark colour).
6. Return the french fries to the oil and continue frying until golden and crispy. This should take about 5 more minutes. Remove fries to drain on paper towel and salt to taste.
7. Assemble the poutine quick while everything is still HOT. (Poutine is best mad
Oh Ffs...Like, OMG, You’re Stupid
College | Louisiana, USA
(I’m a desk assistant at a college dorm. One day, these two giggly freshman girls come up to me.)
Girl #1: “Ummm… can we, like, borrow your phonebook?”
Me: “Sure thing.”
Girl #1: *flips through the book, looking completely dumbfounded*
Me: “Need help finding something?”
Girl #2: *whispers* “Jason’s is under ‘J’.”
Girl #1: *whispers back* “I know, but sometimes I forget the alphabet…”
Girl #2: “OmiGAWD me too!” *giggle giggle*
(I grab the phonebook and look up their listing.)
Me: “Here–Jason’s.”
Girl #1: “Oh my GAWD thank you! They should really have a college course for, like, phone books! I’m not from this town, so, ya know…”
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seriously? and this one was in my state... i am sad now LOL
Some Holiday News.I just thawed out and that was on Thursday so the day should be renamed to Thawsday.
You go on holiday to the sun for several reasons - well I do. They are to see some beautiful blue sky and sun as well as get a warm up from the cold of England. I love the heat and it annoys me when I have to sit in air conditioning just because someone else is hot. Why go to a hot country if you cannot take the heat? Oh, I know why, just to annoy me and make me cold.
We arrived at Manchester airport for our departure and I had frozen everywhere in my body due to the taxi driver being Scottish and preferring the cold. Just thawed out and the plane trip over was coolish but I was seated between to gentleman which kept me warm.
Dubai was wonderful, it was about 90 deg and I thawed again but it did help wearing a cardigan on the coach to the airport from the plane. Just as well because inside it is all cold air and Arabian nights!
Finally in Sri Lanka and some frantic journey in a taxi t
A Train..Murphy’s Law And Customers: Do Not Mix
Railway Station | Newcastle, UK
Customer: “Hey, I’m booked to get the train tomorrow at 0800 to Manchester. Can you tell me if the train will be on time?”
Me: “Good morning. I’m afraid I wouldn’t be able to predict if it will be on time, but this one is fairly reliable.”
Customer: “How come you can’t just tell me if it’s going to be on time?
Me: “Well, there’s any number of things that could go wrong on the day that I couldn’t predict. For example flooding, the train breaking down, maybe even a sick dri–”
Customer: “Oh my god! All those things are going to be wrong with the train?”
Me: “No, I’m sure not all that will happen at once. Those are just examples.”
Customer: “So it’s on time, then?”
Me, giving up: “Yes, it’ll be on time.”
Customer: “Great, why didn’t you just say that?”
(Sure enough the next day the whole mainline was brought to a standstill by a lorry hitting a rail bridge.)
Customer: “YOU SAID IT WOULD
Elderly Manlmao this nurse posted this on a website about stupid people that employees deal with... this one is just funny
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AARP Membership Comes With A Few Hidden Perks
Hospital | New Hampshire, USA
(I was trying to put a dressing on the arm of a VERY confused but cute elderly man.)
Me: “Just hold your arm out so I can wrap this around it.”
Elderly patient: *reaches out his arm and grabs my right breast*
Me: “Hey! You can’t do that!”
Elderly patient: “But I like it…”
Me: *laughs
Moren Min ønsker å Ta Livet Av MegDet har vært utgangspunktet mitt hele livet og er årsaken til at jeg stoppet opp ved det 4 bud, Du Skal Hedre Dine Foreldre.
Er det mulig å gjøre dette hvis situasjonen er satt totalt på spissen?
Vi kan f.eks tenke oss fedres voldtekt av døtre eller en morderisk mor.
Ja. Det er mulig å hedre sine foreldre selv under så tragiske omstendigheter.
Spørsmålet er hvordan det kan skje.
Årsaken til at Paulus skriver at kvinner skal tie i forsamlingen er selvfølgelig at Jesus sa Ti Kvinne! til sin egen mor.
Det henger ikke opplagt sammen med det 4 bud, og heller ikke med bildet av Jesus som en snill person.
Det logiske ble derfor at kvinner skal gjøre dette.
De bør tie i forsamlingen av en eller annen gudommelig årsak.
Tolkningen med Jesus som egypter gjør imidlertid den påstanden latterlig.
Men spørsmålet om det 4 bud står der fortsatt uansett. Problemet er at det for sønner kan føre til at de lar seg drepe. Og at døtre lar seg voldta.
Vi har den evige tøffelhelten og den misb
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Something That For Me Worths.....Once a book got in my hands. It was a small book with big letters within the pages
"I will read it when i will have nothing to do..." i said to myself.
I was in the 4th year of university. A lot of exams, my license degree to prepare....but this book was sitting next to me..(it belonged to one of my room mates from the dorm).
"Well, what the hell, i will read just few pages."
I was never able to resist a book so this time was the case again.
A simple story....about a young man looking for a treasure...
The pages were running fast...the story simple.
But oh, the meanings inside...
In 2 hours i finished reading it. My room mate was there all the time doing God knows what. I raised my eyes from the book after finishing it and with tears running down my face i told her while hugging her :
" I will never betray my heart or give up a dream i have. I will always stay true to what i believe coz that is the only way i can be ME."
Bellow i posted some
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Quotes"what are we going to do for FOOD??!!"-Tiffany
"there are little ones coming"-anna, "i dont care, they have their whole lives ahead of them"-me
"You watch the truck, I'll watch the bum!" -miff & piff
"what would u do for a klondike bar?"-jen
"ur mom..."-me
"give me more father"-tiffany
"its gonna be a pretty nice little saturday...we're gonna go to home depot! then bed bath and beyond...i dont know, i dont kno if we'll have enough time"-will ferrell, Old School
"FLANDE!!!"-ass and i
"the snoz berries taste like snoz berries"-super troopers
"mmm spagetti...oooo a snickers....MARSHMELLOWS"-tiff and i
"sexy five, high time!!"-jac jac and i
"we found a newt in the lake, it was so cool"-me
"there was a newton in the lake?"-anne
"this banana bread is sooo good"-me
"yummy yummy fruit loaf"-matty
"id nail it...id nail it hard..."-stacie
"is there a pink duck around?" -kaleen
"it's ok. we're ok. we're in the light. and we have a male... caucasian..."
Random, Drunkin Timeswritten by my friend brenna as this is happening(she is basically narrating the evening):
so im sitting at my friends house with a group of us, tiffany is very drunk. its the funniest thing i have seen in a long time. i have congradulated her on making me laugh so hard i peed myself. some of her words; what are those things with sticks that are sticks with pine needles on them... "a porcupine", heres a bobby pin oh bandaids! he looks like mr. mcgoo, pooning, spilling her sock, trying to dry it off by walking because it creates friction. and being taller and having smaller feet doesnt factfatically make sense. oh shit she found the piano. they have mexicans i wonder if they are out there protesting? i wanna change my pants cuz you havepants that are loose fitting and then you have sweats. you know? did you see them they were surrounding the house. when i think about surrounding i think they are like all around the house. i feel like im the only one standing up and i feel like everyon
Marines And TamponsSnopes had this to say about it...
snopes.com: Tampon Wound Dressing
WOW, WHAT A STORY!!!!!!
Subject: MARINES AND TAMPONS (A GREAT STORY)
Tampons to the rescue in Iraq !! Don't worry, it's a good story, and worth reading. It's even humorous in parts. It's from the mother of a Marine in Iraq
My son told me how wonderful the care packages we had sent them were and wanted me to tell everyone thank you. He said that one guy we'll call Marine X, got a girl care package and everyone was giving him a hard time. My son said, "Marine X got some really nice smelling lotion and everyone really likes it, so every time he goes to sleep they steal it from him." I told my son I was really sorry about the mistake, and if he wanted I would send Marine X another package. He told me not to worry about Marine X because every time I send something to him, Marine X thinks it's for him too.
He said when my husband and I sent the last care package, Marine X came over to his cot picked up the
Friday Opie And Anthony Links: 4 Years On Satellite Radio!!! Louis Ck, Dennis Hof And Bunny Ranch Virgin, Rocktober Continues, Jim Norton Coming ToListen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).
It's finally friggin' FRIDAY, and the Opie and Anthony Show is celebrating (almost - we're one day off) FOUR YEARS on satellite radio. The actual anniversary is October 4th, but that's a Saturday... so today we haul out the party favors!
Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio Dojo our buddy Louis CK returns to talk about his Saturday night Showtime special Louis C.K.: Chewed Up (which airs at 11pm EST). Louis is also on tour all over the country, and TIKCETS ARE ON SALE NOW (end Kenny voice)
Also stopping by the POgram will be our old buddy Dennis Hof and a few of his ladies from the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, which many of you have seen in HBO's Cathouse: The Series
We'll also be talking to handwriting analyst, Michelle Dresbold, author of Sex, Lies, and Handwriting: A Top Expert Reveals the Secrets Hidden in Your Handwriting, and she's going to reveal the secrets (if any) behind intern David's handwri
Political Correctness'Political Correctness'
The following is the 2007 winning entry from an annual contest at Texas A&M University calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term.
This year's term was 'Political Correctness' .
The winner wrote:
'Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a
delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an
unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the
proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd
by the clean end.'
Unblock QuestionCan anyone tell me how to UNBLOCK someone whose profile is PRIVATE?
Yes, I've read the help section, but all it tells me is how to BLOCK someone.
I've tried going back to her page, but it only gives me the option to block her again.
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MeI am a 3D amimation major and I am almost finished with my classes for it. I have a knack for photography and am furthing that hobby and am taking a B&W photography class. I worked at a bar/restruant, Mother's Tavern, for about 5 months then had to get back to school. I play WoW under several screen names on several severs, (ichigomanji, ichigomanjii, manjiichigo, ((and a few rather unoriginal names)) manjiichigol and manjiichigok). I also play BF 2142 under the name ichigo-manji in the clan of Team-L and the clan LF. Those are the main MMOs I play when not in class or doing work or some other random thing. I am involved in a few wine tastings and have a rather vast knowledge of wine, beer, and hord liquors that most people dont.If you got this far congrats or thanks, not sure what one is more appropriate. Cheers
Part 2 Just More Shit I Wanna Get Out...One more fucking thing when will it be my turn to be happy... everyone else has shitty relationships that work for years wheres mine?...
I'm tired of always being the responsible adult in this household i'm tired of TELLING THIRTY YEAR OLD WOMEN WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GOOD AN BAD...
OR HOW TO RAISE THEIR KIDS OR TO TAKE RESPONSIBLITY FOR THEIR PETS i'm ONLY 22 FOR CRYING OUT FUCKEN LOUD...i never really had a damn normal childhood always taking care of my niece cause why? AGAIN her fully grown mother was out doing other shit instead of taking care of her own DAUGHTER I RAISED THE GIRL AS IF SHE WERE MINE an what for...
when she started drinking an doing other shit I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT FUCKING TRIED STOPPING HER AN TELLING HER IT WAS BAD an all i got was i'm not her dad i'm not even her parent....
i'm just tired of all the stress i get from family my family....i want to leave but i have no place to go.
whats the point now i'm alone depressed thinking like i always
Beware The Enemy From WithinDate: Friday, September 19, 2008, 11:39 AM
To All My Friends, this is long, but very important. Please take the time
to read it.
This election has me very worried. So many things to consider. About a
year ago I would have voted for Obama. I have changed my mind three times
since then.
I watch all the news channels, jumping from one to another. I must say this
drives my husband crazy. But, I feel if you view MSNBC, CNN, and Fox News,
you might get some middle ground to work with. About six months ago, I
started thinking "where did the money come from for Obama". I have four
daughters who went to College, and we were middle class, and money was
tight. We (including my girls) worked hard and there were lots of student
loans.
I started looking into Obama's life.
Around 1979 Obama started college at Occidental in California. He is very
open about his two years at Occidental. He tried all kinds of drugs and
was wasting his time but, even though he ha
Whats The Point....i Tried All I Could An For What Just To Fail Again.....part 1I don't know whats going on i don't know if i'm over reacting but if i am i'm sick i'm tired of all this pain i feel day in an day out i try an try an for what?...
Loneliness is a mother fucking bitch it hurts so damn bad to be alone like i am...
I miss the company of having someone to hold to kiss to talk to late at night...
All i wanted was someone to love someone to be with a bestfriend that just happened to be the woman i loved...
An for what i see "supposed" friends stab me in the back an the all the mother fucking excuses i'm sick an tired of all the mother fucking bullshit
IM TIRED OF BEING PUSHED ASIDE LIKE I DONT MEAN A GODDAMN THING... THIS ISN'T FAIR..
I gave you everything you wanted from me an for what?
My heart is literally breaking as i'm writting this i can feel the pain tearing it in two i feel it getting dark an cold full of anger an hate...
i'm just tired of being hurt...
i'm not perfect but all i ever wanted was to be loved cared for i wa
10/02/08 -- About Auto-11's! Plz Read And Comment!WHAT A GREAT LEVELING TOOL!
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Waltz Uninvited....."shall We Dance..."An uninvited feeling that renders my soul weak,
another crack within my heart were my feelings
escape from , they seep....
My soul, uncharted territory it remains,
as though my heart fails me to feel love
leaving me lonely yet again...
Let me roam in the pit of my beings night,
Give me light so to seek my darkness
give me dark so I may seek light...
Give me slow morbid music to cause me to sway,
so that I may waltz with my sorrow
dancing my dark life away....
as written: Twist'a Fate~
Nation Of WhimpsJudge Describes Sharon Stone as Overreacting Parent
By Oliver Jones
Originally posted Tuesday September 30, 2008
Sharon Stone
Sharon Stone has so overreacted to her 8-year-old son's health issues that she suggested he get a Botox treatment for his smelly feet, according to the judge in the actress's custody case.
In Superior Court papers, the judge also said Stone "delegates many of her parenting responsibilities to third parties" and has "simply refused" to participate in counseling unless her "schedule is accommodated and her demands are met."
"Such conduct on the part of any parent ... is unacceptable and does not serve the child's best interest," the San Francisco judge writes in the document, which is a tentative statement on Stone's motion to modify custody.
The judge has turned down Stone's request to move her son Roan to Los Angeles, where she lives, from his father Phil Bronstein's home in San Francisco. The actress is allowed visitation time with th
My Master..eternally His..v""vWithin the hours of dark and a lifetime of lonely,
I lay in wait as I feel your presence drawing upon me,
as my senses tingle, my heart begins to race,
my hands finally finds themselves upon the cheeks of your face.....
I await for the sting from my Master's first kiss,
to bask within the dance of his eternal bliss.
He Tastes of my crimson upon his lips, on his tongue,
as the night draws us together to forever become as one.....
As the nights essense flickered and draws to it's rear,
for time passed so quickly within the embrace of my Master, my dear.
Within the light of the day, I seek refuge from light,
and sleep whilest I dream of the beauty I seek within the night.
My Master, My lover, My eternal Life,
My gift to you is my everything, my beings sacrifice...
as written: Twist'a Fate
Plz Readk heres the deal, ive been around the blok now for quite some time, eather you love me hate me or forgot about me..but hey thats just me.
well ive been less than active on fubar as of late but ive decided to jump back in the mix with this new "Top Dudes" thing.
Do me a fav and make sure you have my page rated. After work each night ill check my bar tab and re rate everyone who rates me and all that fun stuff..plz repost and have a great weekend....
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What Pms Stands For1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
And my favorite one...........
13. Potential Murder Suspect
THE HORMONE WARNING:
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up a
HangoversOne Star Hangover (*)
No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 cokes and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak and fries.
Two Star Hangover (**)
No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels.
Three Star Hangover (***)
Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl wa! lks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a diet Coke --- yet y
The Truth....an unstoppable object meets an unmovable object the results were cosmic dust invented
cosmic dust particles collide cause a chemical reaction.
Cell Division
And the life of god began
Evolution meet Creation
So Quit Fighting About It
FailureFailure
I feel it all give way
Feeling like i'm just a flunk
My life is starting to give out
From the back and to the front
Even from the left and to the right
My tragedy takes over
The moment you're out of sight
Then you appear again
Attending to my wounds
But I know you'll be gone soon
Like a sweet smell in the wind
You are an expression of my heart
It's all I know how to feel
Even if I fail at everything else
Your heart I seem to steal
Now, I don't know what's right or wrong
I don't know what to do
All I can do is sit here and wait,
To hear from you my favorite tune
Your voice is like a symphony
An unchained, unheard melody
To hear you say you love me
Temporarily comforts me
Then I see the rain
Washing across your face
Tears caused by joy are fine
But these were caused by pain
I hate to see you sad
It makes me so angry and mad
For someone to hurt you like they do, so crude
I can't help the way I feel
I get so mad I come unglued
Your voice i
Notice The Date On This Article. .By STEVEN A. HOLMES
Published: September 30, 1999
In a move that could help increasehome ownership ratesamong minorities and low-income consumers, theFannie Mae Corporationis easing the credit requirements on loans that it will purchase from banks and other lenders. The action, which will begin as a pilot program involving 24 banks in 15 markets -- including theNew Yorkmetropolitan region --will encourage those banks to extendhome mortgages to individuals whose credit is generally not good enough to qualify for conventional loans. Fannie Mae officials say they hope to make it a nationwide program by next spring.
Fannie Mae, the nation's biggest underwriter of home mortgages, has been under increasing pressure from the Clinton Administration to expand mortgage loans among low and moderate income people and felt pressure from stock holders to maintain its phenomenal growth in profits. ''Fannie Mae has expanded home ownership for millions of families in the 1990's by reducing down
I Weep.....I Weep...
For all the lonely heart's,
that haven't a place...
For all the soul's,
with their slowing pace.....
For all the sorrow,
we're made to keep......
I take to my knee's
and gently I weep.........
For your heart that blacken's,
that gently break's..
For the core of your being that's saddened,
hardened and ache's...
For this time your heart,
which has lost it's beat,
I slide in my shadow's and for you there, I weep.
as written: ~Twist'a Fate~
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Art Of DyingThe Art of feeling the slowing heart, dying....
a body lay helpless,growing cold, left alone, crying.
A weakened hand so febble, that trembles,that shake's....
Stretches out into yander,yerning death for it to take....
A cold mist of rain, slowly covers it's skin,
while it lay there quivering, as the dampness sinks in..
Excepting the darkness, lifes final breath thats craved
For knowone to morn it's slipping away.
As Written: Twist'a Fate
It Says A Lot...I keep'm coming to you who are real and sincere...
i've seen alot over today again as I rated my 5000 pics and I received a laughing ummmm 729 which is 14% of my kick to whomever...yep not hard to figure out....it's not drama it's called giving back or are there lazy asses here hmmm?? To a certain lame group..not calling out the owner she has her reason, but the others **smh** lazyyyyy mothers!! OK I won't deny you any further..hate on them or dont rate...one male I won't call him a man cause I rated 725 of his BS and never said a word, but he blocked me instead after voting his BS for 4 weeks straight over 700 at a pop.... you will find his lame ass below!!! Here it is!!
http://fubar.com/user/1691182 His Babydoll 154 Rated
http://fubar.com/user/1208456 Blondi 159
http://fubar.com/user/2029749 Sunshine Princess 531 blinged 2k, but who got the bling points back plus points
http://fubar.com/user/1539751 Country Girl 101 Rated
http://fubar.com/user/1892123 Teddy T 494 Rat
ForgivenessTop Six Reasons To Forgive
Top Six Reasons To Forgive
No one can change the past, but you do have the power to upgrade how you
feel about it, and that makes all the difference. You can take your
power back from all those painful memories, and make peace with your
past. Forgiveness heals the guilt and the hurt, and does this quietly,
privately, and thoroughly. Forgiveness does not mean that you let anyone
off the hook, it means that your present happiness is more important
than your past suffering. Forgiveness does not mean that you condone the
hurtful things done to you, it means that you reclaim your right to run
your own life.
Right now those hurtful things are running your life, and how is that
working for you? The people who hurt you may have ruined your
yesterdays, but only you are in charge of your tomorrows. And if you
feel guilt over people that you have hurt, forgiving yourself will heal
you and allow you to move forward with a happier attitude and a
hea
Hi Alli wanted to say hello to all my friends. ive missed u all since ive not been able to be here alot lately. well to put it simply my neighbor been cuasing alot of problems. so i havent had time since his favorite pass time is to make up lies like where i was supposively beating my duaghter in the front yard, while holding her by her hair. so thanks to one jerk who cant tell the truth if it smacked him in the face. i havent had time to enjoy all my friends on here. all becuase i dont like his child molester girlfriend, i refuse to subject my kids to a woman like that.
A Truly Special Birthday!Amber is having a Fu-Birthday party this weekend!
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I Dare You To Inspire Me.'There seems to be a kind of order in the universe,
in the movement of the stars, in the turning of the earth
in the changing of the seasons,
but human life is almost pure chaos.
Everyone takes his stance, asserts his own rights and feelings
mistaking the motives of others and his own.'
'Many people die with their music still in them.
Too often it is because they are always getting ready to live.
Before they know it, time runs out.'
'Passion, unattended, is a flame that burns to its own destruction.'
'Tear off my face to see me smile.'
'chisel my heart out of stone
I give in every time.'
'it's alright 'cause there's beauty in the breakdown.'
Just ThoughtsA waterfall in its beauty
Glistens in the sunlight
But as night time beckons
Becomes dark and mysterious
What could this waterfall
Do to catch my eye
My heart yearns to be
The running water passing
Through it, so peaceful,
Pretty and Free.
Then as nightfall comes
The mood changes
It is dark, a bit spooky
To listen to the sounds
All Alone.
With the sounds of the water
Trickling down
I am
All Alone
With my thoughts
As the sun has gone away.
The StormsThe storms from Valhalla fall
Burning Winter into Autumn
Closing the locks
Such a striking similarity
To the gints of before
Make like mountains are mole hills
And such is the way of men
To gather at such a host
The faces too vague to recognize
And watch as withered vines
Cower into the depths of the pacific
What a glorious region
Squandered into gold
The storms of Valhalla fall
Melting Summer into spring
Drying the rivers
What a mirroring experience
Of the Titans of dawn
Make like Oceans are bath water
And such is the way of men
To fondle such an image
The voices so soft, so sweet
And listen as birds no longer sing
Flying south through eternal winter
What a chilling reception
Lost within stone
Bye Bye Ituneshttp://www.thestandard.com/news/2008/09/30/apple-threatens-shut-down-itunes-store-over-royalty-rate-increase
Apple threatens to shut down the iTunes Store over royalty rate increase
An upcoming ruling by the Copyright Royalty Board could have a devastating effect on the digital music industry, according to a statement filed with the board by Apple Vice President Eddy Cue. The board is a three-judge panel that oversees, among over things, the setting of royalty rates for music sales. A decision in 1997 governed the sales of physical music products like CDs. The new decision, expected Thursday, will set royalty rates on digital music sales for the next five years.
The National Music Publishers' Association wants rates increased from 66 percent, from 9 cents to 15 cents per track. Digital music stores, represented by the Digital Media Association, wants the rate lowered to 4.8 cents per track. Apple pays an estimated 70 percent of digital music revenue to record companies
Body Parts Found In Fossett PlaneBody parts found in Fossett plane
Officials say they doubt anyone could have walked away from the crash
US investigators say they have found body parts amid the wreckage of adventurer Steve Fossett's plane in a remote area of eastern California.
The body parts, although minimal, are said to be enough to provide a DNA sample for identification testing.
The 63-year-old millionaire disappeared a year ago while on a solo flight from a ranch in Nevada.
A fresh search began on Wednesday after items belonging to Mr Fossett were handed in to police by a hiker.
The wreckage of his plane was found near the town of Mammoth Lakes in California.
Most of the fuselage had disintegrated, with engine parts scattered several hundred feet away.
Click here to see a map of the area
Mr Fossett vanished in September last year after taking off 90 miles (145km) away on a solo flight.
Bad weather
Madera County Sheriff John Anderson said the wreckage had been spotted la
If You Haven't Forgiven YourselfIf you haven't forgiven yourself something, how can you forgive others? Human perfection is an illusion. No one is perfect, nothing is perfect. In art, it is usually the flaw that makes the masterpiece more intriguing. Striving to do our best is what life is all about.
The problem lies in the misguided belief that we will not be loved unless we reach the highest levels of achievement. Such beliefs create compulsive behaviors which only sap our energies, getting us nowhere. This notion is so extreme that some people will turn the joy of gardening into an obsession because they are determined to have the most manicured lawn in the neighborhood. These people behave as if mistakes or small imperfections are permanent, irreversible stains on their carefully cultivated images.
When we relinquish the neurotic need to be perfect, we are freed of the pressures of sainthood and can learn from our mistakes instead of being destroyed by them. Love what you love with a passion. Perfection i
Duh!!http://www.switched.com/2008/10/02/bank-robber-gets-away-with-the-help-of-craigslist/
Bank Robber Gets Away With the Help of Craigslist
The FBI and law enforcement officials in Monroe, Washington are searching for a man who robbed a bank and made a getaway down a nearby creek on an inner-tube. Seriously. Investigators believe the thief may have employed the help of decoys recruited on Craigslist.
The suspect is described as a white male about 25 years old and between 5' 7" and 5' 10." He was wearing a blue shirt and and a dust mask, which appears to have been essential to the heist. An ad placed on Craigslist searching for road workers is now at the center of the investigation. The ad asked more men to show up at a site near the bank just before the robbery took place. The respondents were asked to wear safety vests, goggles, blue shirts, and face masks, just like the suspect was wearing.
No one ever showed up to meet these hired 'road workers,' leading to the th
Thoughtsthinking maybe it's time to wander off here for a few months again, last time doing this.. kinda forgtten i had an account, till a notice email arrived from fubar..
oh well
Tweedledum And Tweedledee, Through The Looking-glassA brief quotation . . .
“The time has come,” the Walrus said,
“To talk of many things:
Of shoes—and ships—and sealing wax—
Of cabbages—and kings—
And why the sea is boiling hot—
And whether pigs have wings.”
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Lewis Carroll [Charles Lutwidge Dodgson] (1832–1898), British writer, mathematician. Through the Looking-Glass, “Tweedledum and Tweedledee,” (1872).The Columbia World of Quotations. New York: Columbia University Press, 1996. www.bartleby.com/66/. [Date of Printout].
What Is It That Makes A Woman Beautiful?What is it that makes a woman beautiful?
Is it their curves that are shaped oh so right?
Or is it how they hold us so close
And hug us so nice and tight
Could it be their beautiful eyes?
That shine like the stars up above
Or how their sweet smile tends to
Glow with the light of their love?
Is it how they can create life?
A miracle that only they can bestow
What is it makes a woman beautiful?
Will we ever really know?
- Me
Say A Little PrayerFirst off let me begin with THANK YOU to all of you who took the time to wish me Happy Birthday! I honestly appreciate it. It was probably one of the worst days of my life but ty! my mom had picked up my oldest son to take us to lunch for our birthday (its his birthday today too) and as she was stepping up to go into the Cafe her leg broke and she fell. She has a compound fracture and will be having surgery tomorrow to repair it. Rods and pins and maybe a total knee replacement. So yeah great day. If y'all can please keep my mom in your thoughts and prayers. I appreciate it. It sure seems when it rains in my world it pours! Im so in need of an emotional breakdown its unreal. But Im keepin on keepin on.
Caa #40A friend of mine is having a hard time and a little bit of trouble. She ask that we pray for angel strength and endurance. I also ask that we add angel healing and love in with this so that it will help her get through these trying times.
Doc
Caa #39One of my dear friends needs angel paryers and strength for her dad and family, that he recovers fast and soon.
Doc
One Flaw In WomenBy the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime...
An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?"
And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, be able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart - and she will do everything with only two hands."
The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish."
But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days"
The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft, Lord."
"She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also
How To Treat A WomanHow to treat a Woman
Love and cherish her each and every day
Show your love for her in so many different ways
Always have something special to say
Let your heart not your hormones lead the way
Respect her heart and treat it with care
Show her that you will always be there
If she is tired lay her down and massage her feet
Wake up early to make her a breakfast treat
Give all your love and support, keep everything steady
When she is upset have your arms open and ready
Hold her tight when you sense her fear
Surprise her with flowers any time of the year
Most of all make sure she never feels alone
Give her a special gift or even write her a poem (Who me? Never!!!! Lol)
Always be yourself right from the start
Tell her you love her and that she has your heart
- Me
Scrap Paper PoemThere is a realization
of mental insecurity
A crossing such that
feet whisper in passing
A minor matter of
finding the round peg
Spinning it gently
Between callused fingers
Enjoying all the peculiarities
It becomes a fascination
of thoughtful interaction
At times provocative
A seduction perhaps
All the while knowing
Just what slot
it fits best!
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Visit To The Cabin Ch. 4Master and Mistress awoke from their naps around 4:00 in the afternoon. They saw that we had cleaned the cabin to their satisfaction and allowed us to take naps as well in the bedroom in the basement. It was a much needed rest for the both of us and we both fell asleep as soon as our heads hit the pillows.
It only seemed like minutes when we were awakened by Mistress Susan's voice.
"Wake up sleepy heads, we have a long night ahead of us and you haven't even begun cooking dinner yet."
Soon Kim and I were in the kitchen cooking what seemed like a feast. Master and Mistress had set all the food out so all we had to do was prepare it. It wasn't so bad, but it felt like we were cooking for an army.
After we had finished with the dinner preparations Kim and I were lead back down to the basement. Mistress and Master once again fitted us with wrist and ankle restraints. They pulled out our butt plugs gave us each an enema and reinserted them. Then they made sure our collars were fi
Visit To The Cabin Ch. 2 & 3It seemed more like days instead of hours when Master Jonathan and Mistress Susan came back down into the dungeon. We heard their footsteps way before we heard their voices. We were both uncomfortable in this kneeling position and we had begun to ache from being in the one position too long.
"Well my little pets. How are we doing this evening? I hope you are hungry because we have brought you both some dinner." Mistress Susan was the first to speak.
"And we want you to have plenty of strength for night ahead," Master Jonathan interjects.
Master Jonathan releases me from my bonds and Mistress Susan releases Kim.
"Well how does my cum taste now slave?"
My response must have been too slow to Master Jonathan and he slaps me across the ass. "How does my cum taste now slave?"
I wasn't sure how to answer, "Sweet Master." I said hesitantly
"Well get used to it slave because you will be tasting plenty of it this week. It might be mine or it might be one of our many guests."
Visit To The CabinThe ride to the cabin became more exciting by the minute. It was only a three hour drive, but it seemed to take Kim and I forever on this trip. We knew that Jonathan and Susan, two of our best friends, had arrived a day earlier and were prepared for our arrival. We had met Jonathan and Susan about a year ago at a local swing club that we joined and hit it off immediately. Kim was immediately attracted to Jonathan and I to Susan. We are both sure it was purely physical since Jonathan stood 6'2" and was in incredible shape. He had the muscular build and six-pack abs that I had been working towards for quite some time.
With blonde hair and deep blue eyes he was the envy of a lot of the guys in our club. Susan was no slouch herself, at a slim 5'8" and a figure to die for she has shoulder length brown hair and haunting dark-brown, almost black eyes. We are not sure what drew them to us. We are what you would call an average couple in average shape, but I consider Kim very attractive at 3
To: Jolita Miller / From: Sue Miller(This is a poem that my friend asked me to post in honor of her mom who died on October 2, 2001. It is her message to her beloved mother!)
~ ROCK ME TO SLEEP ~
Backward, turn backward, O time in your flight,
make me a child again, just for tonight.
Mother, come back from the echoless shore,
Take me again to your heart as of yore;
Kiss from my forehead, the furrows of care,
smooth the few silver threads out of my hair.
Over my slumbers, your loving watch keep;
Rock me to sleep, Mother - Rock me to sleep!
Over my heart, in the days that are flown,
no love like mother-love ever has shone;
No other worship, abides and endures
faithful, unselfish and patient like yours;
None like a mother, can charm away pain
from the sick soul and the world weary brain.
Slumber's soft calm, o'er my heavy lids creep;
Rock me to sleep, Mother - Rock me to sleep!
Mother, dear Mother, the days have been long
since I last listened to your lullaby song;
Since then, an
Welcome Home MasterHe unlocks the door and enters His home. The workday quickly flows from His body. His troubles seem to melt away. A rye smile creeps over His face. Anticipation fills His veins.
He dumps His keys and briefcase on the bench, cracks His knuckles, and heads to the pantry. He slides the door open and let's it bang against the inner wall, knowing it can be heard from below. A pause ...
Reaching down, He lifts the floor mat slightly and reveals a steal "O" ring in the floor. Steadying Himself, He lifts the the ring ... opening the trap door with a long slow creeking.
He traverses the ladder like wooden steps down the tight opening. His pathway illuminated by candles. At the bottom a small alcove with two shelves and several pegs and hooks. On the smaller shelf, the uppermost shelf, sits a tumbler, filled with ice, Jack Daniels and coke. He lifts the glass to His lips and takes a sip. "Good girl" he thinks as the last of the day washes from His mind.
On the pegs before Him hang Hi
Kat's Inequitieskat knelt naked at the front door glancing at the clock as she waited. He would be home any minute and she felt her breaths begin to come faster. She looked down making certain her thighs were spread wide apart and her breasts high. She could already feel the wetness between her legs growing and smiled to herself as she watched her nipples harden and stand erect. She held her collar in her hands, the silver one with the silver padlock and His crop lay on the floor before her.
Craig had phoned to tell her He was coming home earlier than usual. Kat frowned a little and felt some apprehension because He normally didn't do that. She wondered why He had told her to meet Him in position with His crop waiting for Him. She searched her day's activities in her mind to see if she had disobeyed Him in any way; what did she do today? Suddenly she felt sick to her stomach as she realized she HAD disobeyed. But how could Craig possibly know what she had done?
His words of two days echoed loudl
Rip Bridget AnneToday marks three months since I lost my sweet Angel. I lost her at 19 weeks due to an incompetent cervix. I lost her on July 2nd 2008. I still hurt everyday thinking about her. I still think of the what if's and the could be's but I'll never be able to know them. At least I can know and remember her face, her hands, and her feet. I can remember the touch of her skin and the love and pain she brought to our family. Rest in peace Bridget. Your family loves you..
Ready To QuitI love my job. It's almost exactly what I want to be doing with my life. The only problem is that the supervisors are making things so awful for all of us that I am just about ready to quit. And I'm not the only one feeling this way.
It's a new program, I'll admit it. But our supervisor doesn't do her fucking job. She's supposed to have everything ready for us by the time we get in. Instead, we're constantly having to call to find out what's going on.
I can't go into everything that is wrong with it; it would take me all day to do that. The bottom line is that she's gone to the head honcho and told her that oh, we have it easy over there (when in fact she has never spent more than 15 minutes with us), and that basically we're a bunch of complainers.
We were told at the start to voice any concerns we may have. Now that she's gone and labeled us as such, the boss won't listen to our concerns...not that she probably would have in the first place, but we might have had a better c
Happy Birthday Kelly Annkelly_ann_ Proud member of Club United!!@ fubar
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY KELLY!!!!!!!! WE LUV YOU!!!!!!!!
LETS MAKE THIS AN AMAZING BIRTHDAY FOR THIS AMAZING LADY…SHOW HER ALL THE LUV SHE DESERVES!!!!
THANK YOU SO MUCH AND HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!
Rip Lee- Can't Believe It HappenedMy ex-fiance died last Saturday. I had not seen or talked to him in two months. And now I miss him like crazy and will never again see or hear from him. He was good at acting goofy to make me laugh- but usually after he made me cry. I don't understand why God just couldn't let him live long enough to let him get back on his feet. I really expected to talk to him again, but he made me stressed and I just thought that in a year or two we could be friends again. Guess I thought wrong. When I look at his last blog it breaks my heart to hear what he said about me. But now I would try harder and love stronger. Guess it's something you just can't fix :(
When Their Is No Where To RunWipe away the tears and the negativity that is inside
Their is something greater that does exist and reside
The pain and stress will never go away
Just like me, who will always be there for you to stay
Pressure is looming, future appears dooming like so
If you let it be this way it will for sure grow
Their is no need to make wishes in the wishing well
Greatness is your fortune indeed some can tell
The IQ levels off the charts, and a dream that is alive
Their is no way of failure, no such of a dive
Not everything is right and fair
At least you have my love and care
Standing beside you in the sun or rain
Will always do my best to soothe your worries that drive you insane
Many things are rolling in your mind
Challenges and obstacles at times so easily to find
The school year is young as a morning day
Just stay calm and the problems will go away
Life it self can leave the soul black and blue
When ever you need me I will be there for you
All the things you have
Poor SonjaMistress Martine and Master Jack watched as their slave sonja stretched out her muscles in their little dungeon. They believed that a fit slave was more fun to use and more flexible.
"You see Jack," Martine gestured with her hand. "Now that long stringy hair will not get in the way."
Jack had to laugh. He knew Martine had been jealous of sonja's long and very pretty blonde hair.
"Okay girl, crawl to me."
Sonja crawled across the carpet to her Master and assumed his favorite position with her lips resting on the toe on his shoes, her knees open wide, her ass raised up.
"Lick," Jack said.
Quickly, sonja used her tongue to lick and clean the top of his shoe. Jack nudged her over to the other one. She cleaned it as well.
"Such a good girl," Jack said as he patted her on the head.
Martine smiled at him. She was ready for a good time tonight. Martine walked over to the table and said, "Here bitch." Sonja crawled over to her.
"Up here, girl."
Sonja, not looking i
The DungeonWhen we finished making love last night, I was lying atop of you – you on your stomach – my cock buried in you from the rear. We both were so tired that we dropped off to sleep – me lying on top of you – covering you so that you would not be chilled – my cock still hard and erect inside you although my ball sack had just been sucked dry by the milking muscles of your velvet sheath.
The day dawns – scarcely moving throughout the night – we were just as we fell asleep. My cock – still rock hard? No, surely my erection had subsided during the night. Then I felt your pulses! You were squeezing - then releasing my cock with your pussy muscles. You were the reason my cock was again hard.
I leaned further up your back and began kissing you on that special spot between your shoulder and your neck – that spot that makes you squirm – and you did – pushing your firm butt back against me – and I began fucking you. Pulling my cock almost out – then plunging it back in – back and forth – in mo
The DungeonI lie awake looking up at the ceiling, gazing into the darkness. I'm startled by the sound of footprints coming towards my room. As they reach the door, I shudder not knowing who or what it might be. As I watch the knob on the door turn, I become frightened. Lying naked and helpless in my bed watching, the door begins to open. My tanned frame is curled into a ball on the bed, breathless; afraid I watch.
The door swings open wide, my eyes searching and trying to see the entrance. A dark tall muscular shape appears. My eyes adjust. I smile and unfold my body, moving to my hands and knees on the bed. The form in the doorway is my Master, a very handsome man. Master's tall masculine frame walks to the chest of drawers. I begin to feel the burning in my belly, the sensation of wanting the man that owns me to take and use his property as she should be used.
I watch. He takes from the drawer some handcuffs and a few other items. My eyes become big wondering what he has planned. My eyes
ChangesMany of my friends have been wondering where I went to or what is going on well. I moved to be with ken. And I'm very happy and enjoy the life we are startin. He is the best man I've ever meet by far. He can make my day brighter in a momment. I'm no longer in Tennessee, I'm now in MO an I'm stayin here. So you want to be friends still thats kewl no issues I just moved on with my life. So that's where I am. Love tress
Yes, My LordLord Winchester sat at his ornate desk and mulled over the account ledgers in front of him. As owner and manager of one of the largest estates in Northumberland, Winchester had to be knowledgeable in many fields. A good head for business matters was just as important as knowing which crops to plant and when to plant them or which stallion to breed to which mare.
Winchester's voracious appetite for sex peaked when he was at his country estate. Perhaps it was the fresh air or the wholesome country food, but it was more likely the presence of a large female staff - much larger than was customary - who were available to him at the snap of his fingers. An important part of their jobs was to cater to the Lord of the Manor's voracious sexual appetite. They were exceptionally well paid to entertain Lord and Lady Winchester and their decadent friends, and they carried out their duties with enthusiasm.
After making one final bookkeeping entry, Winchester pushed the ledgers aside and stroll
Punished By The Machinei am awakened by the sensation of a silk scarf being tightened around my head, over my eyes. i try to move my hands only to discover that You have chained them to the bedposts.
"Good morning my pet," You purr, stroking my naked body with your strong hands.
"Good morning Master," i reply, giving my wrists another experimental tug. "Have i done something wrong this morning Master?"
"I'm afraid so, my pet," you reply. "you did not remember to set the alarm clock last night before falling asleep. I missed work, and you did not wake up to make me breakfast this morning."
my heart leaps in fear and guilt. Although Your voice holds no anger, i know you must be furious with me. Master never yells, he just delivers punishments with a heavy hand.
"i--i'm so s-sorry, M-Master," i stutter, beginning to tremble in terrified anticipation of my punishment. "May this slut suck your cock to show You how sorry she is?"
You do not answer, but deliver a sharp backhanded blow across my ch
The Play PartyShe darted around the kitchen finishing up the horderves. She had everything almost ready. It was about time for her to prepare herself. This was the first time that they had hosted a play party. They had been part of the local group for almost a year, but it wasn't until they got their new house, complete with a custom basement dungeon that they felt the time was right to host a party.
The knot gnawing at the pit of her stomach increased exponentially each moment that passed. She would be the hostess for the first time, so all eyes would be on her. As such, she was sure that her Master had something in mind. She did not know what it was, but that uncertainty added to the rapidly expanding knot in her gut.
From behind, his strong arms wrapped around her waist. Instinctively, she leaned back into the warmth and comfort of his embrace. She closed her eyes and let his presence overwhelm her. It soothed the knot in her gut.
"It smells delectable, little one."
"Thank you, Master
The Initiation Of Slut EmilieOne evening I was plugging away on the Lit Personals Board when I came across Emilie. She was a 'Virgin' poster, English, from French parents, about 26 and a designer, living near Bristol. She said in her profile that she was bi and liked to be dominated. I emailed her, (along with half a dozen other guys I later discovered) saying that if she fancied some fun I was her man. Her reply was short and curt, but I duly tried again and this time she said that she was interested in corresponding with me.
After this we chatted regularly using Hotmail. It became quickly apparent that Emilie wanted more than just to be dominated but she wanted a Master. This was not something new to me.
Emilie told me that she liked to be pinned down and held captive. She even admitted that her previous Master had urinated on her and even made her sit it her own piss for hours at a time. She said that her ultimate enjoyment is to have an enema and then fucked from behind doggy style. Her previous Master h
Kelly Bday 2kelly_ann_ Proud member of Club United!!@ fubar
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY KELLY!!!!!!!! WE LUV YOU!!!!!!!!
LETS MAKE THIS AN AMAZING BIRTHDAY FOR THIS AMAZING LADY…SHOW HER ALL THE LUV SHE DESERVES!!!!
THANK YOU SO MUCH AND HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!
Another Lesson LearntIt had been three long days since Master had checked my piercings, and after being satisfied that they were healed, had placed the small gold lock through the rings and locked it securely in place.
Knowing I still had four days until his return from his business trip before my needs would be relieved was driving me crazy and as I reach down and play gently with the lock my mind wonders to the thought of removing the lock and relieving myself.
Surely Master would never know, and I had seen where he had hidden the key and it would only be the once, I reasoned with myself...
The thought of disobeying Master and getting away with it was making my pussy wetter by the minute and my fingers start to rub gently on my clit making it throb a little and a shudder surges through my body.
Standing I walk slowly to the cupboard across from the bed and open the top draw and search through the play toys before spying the key tucked away under a box. Taking the key and the large vibrating d
Kidnapped And TradedThere is a knock at the door. I open the door and return to my Masters side as you enter the room. Master moves forward to enter. Behind him is a young girl in hand cuffs. Master moves forward to inspect her. Kneeling at my Master's side, I look up and inspect the new slave that is going to brought into my home. I am quite irritated that I am going to have to follow her orders as well as Master's even though I have been here longer. I look up at you briefly, examining you and smile widely before looking away hoping that my Master did not see. You follow me with your eyes as you remain calm while Master examines the new slave and I sigh softly as I realize that Master is to engrossed with His new slave to notice my slight disobedience.
Walking behind me, you touch my back, mimicking the way Master is examining the new one. As you touch my back, I shiver uncomfortably; not liking you touching me in the same manner that Master is touching the girl. I look at Master, trying to get his a
DisgraceMaster stood and looked at His treasurer, at His rose. The girl that lay before Him, naked, covered in a soft twilight, reflecting from the moon's electric light. He looks, she sleeps. She sleeps, peacefully and contently. But it was morning and Master was not happy.
The way that He saw it was that He was standing there with a cup of coffee that He had brewed. Lazy wench He thinks, she knows the rules. As part of her service, she gets up and tends to Master's needs, and that includes the early morning coffee.
He stands there, He twitches, He gets cross because He sees His girl asleep, whilst He has been up and alone. His night had been broken, through very bad sleep, His football team had had a succession of losses. He was grumpy and irritable and because His girl had not awoken to His presence, which in turn, intensified His position. He stood in the doorway with coffee for two. The aroma filled the bedroom, His delicate treasure began to stir.
He progressively moved forward,
So Called Friendshere is the situation i a had a dear fu-buddy...he was one of the few ppl i could talk to about anything. i told him stuff about me not even my real friends know. lets just say i trusted more than i should have. one day he started making comments about my real best friend so i told him to go talk to her and i told her bout him. well it was all great we 3 were havin our fun. then everything changed.. he started telling me stuff i did not want to hear about her and makin me kinda uncomfortable. it went on for months i took what i could until i reached my breaking point one day. we were fightin a lil bit and he threw shit i trusted him with in my face and it hurt...he had no right throwing that card at me. to me it seemed like he was judging me because i had a few ppl i had my fun with..as did he. to me it was like it was ok for him to have his fun and not me. well i figured what it all comes down to is he used me to get to my best friend and its takin a toll on our friendship. its gone p
Marielle's PunishmentMaster Leon stood in the doorway, his slave sleeping soundly on the bed with her mistress. One would expect them to be curled together, but this was not the case, however the sight before him was quite erotic. With that mere thought, Master Leon felt his cock stir. He looked at his wife sleeping quietly between their slave's legs.
Marielle was shackled spreadeagle on their bed, naked, sans for the clamps on her nipples and slave bells around her ankle. Mistress Daphne started to stir, turning her head a bit to look behind her, grinning slightly as a gentle blush crept across her cheeks. She stands, walking over next to her husband and whispers softly in his ear, "I think I might have worn her out. I didn't mean to."
Leon just laughed, a loud, hearty, guffawing laugh, loud enough to wake the dead. Marielle jumped, waking suddenly, the metal from the cuffs clanking against the steel headboard. Leon walked over to the bed, looking down at the girl, right into her eyes. She bit her l
The Vices DebateSo far Sarah Palin's only real "OH LOOKEEE THAT BOO BOO" was when she referred to Joe Biden as Senator O'Biden.
Joe Biden likes to refer to himself as "Joe Biden", and he likes to call Barak Obama simply Barak. I have no idea what that means. I think it's some ego thing.
I like Sarah Palin's confidence and she does seem like "one of us". Joe Biden says he hangs out alot at Home Depot. He must be busy looking for carpet or possibly blinds for the White House, thereby assuring the nebulous "CHANGE" so fervently promised.
And back to watching I go...
Marielle HangsThe girl hung from a harness in the center of the dungeon, ankles and wrists cuffed together, secured to a hook from the ceiling. She was swinging gently from the harness, thinking to herself that she was not really enjoying this. She would never utter a word of complaint, yet hanging from the ceiling of the dungeon for hours at a time was not on the top of her list of favorite things to do. She stilled as she heard the door to the dungeon open, completely unable to see whether Master Leon or Mistress Daphne had entered, or if one of the other girls had been sent in to punish her more.
"Marielle, Mistress Daphne has asked me to come join you. I am to kneel on the floor beneath you but we are not allowed to chat." A girl moved across the dungeon, kneeling down on the marks on the floor. She rested back on her heels as she laid her hand, palm up, upon her creamy thighs. Her thighs slid apart automatically, and anyone watching would know this was not the first time she had been in this
WaitingDressed in a black PVC trench coat with the outfit her Master had her wear every Thursday on underneath, Dinah knocked twice (the number of times her Master had told her to) on the door to his tenth-storey flat. She waited the long minutes until He answered the door. He always made her wait... the thoughts of what might happen tonight swimming through her mind. He didn't smile as he opened the door and ushered her in.
"Today, slave, we will be in the dungeon," He told her. The dungeon was a large room Master had had specially adapted.
Dinah walked down the hallway and entered the dungeon. She stood in the middle of the room, her posture perfect, hands by her side, chin up. Master made her wait again. She wondered what He was doing. Was He having a drink? Smoking a cigarette? Or just standing outside the door, enjoying making her wait? Knowing that the expectation was making her crazy. That her nipples were hard, her stomach tight with longing, her cunt tingling and wet.
Master
DungeonShe was so nervous; tonight was the night Master was presenting her to his group of friends. She knew this night was very important to Master, so she carefully prepared herself just the way Master had instructed. She very carefully washed herself, with the soap that Master instructed her to use. She made sure her body was free of any hair. She put on the scent that Master liked the best. Just lightly, enough to make her feel a little Feminine. She slipped into the outfit that Master had chosen; it was a short skirt, with a slit up the side, and a halter style top. It was in a beautiful shade of emerald green that showed off her red hair and fair coloring.
She was ready at the time Master told her to be. She knew to be late would not be good. She had been with him for about a month now, and this would be the first time she would be presented to his friends in public. She had met a few of his friends during the past week, but none as important as the ones she would be meeting tonight.
True PunishmentLaying face-up on the bondage table, thick leather cuffs at the wrists and ankles, taut chains linking the cuffs to bolts underneath the table's upholstered top, held in place as the hydraulics slowly position the table to about a sixty-degree angle...
This is what i have longed for all day, ever since the bus collided with a semi on the way to work at 7AM, making me over three hours late since i - along with the thirty other passengers - had to stay behind and be interviewed by the police... and I was the last to be interviewed. Everyone on the bus was alright, but it was not a good way to start the day, and it left me in a somewhat-foul mood all day long.
i knew that this is exactly what i needed to help to improve my spirits. He knew as well. When i returned home from work - three hours late to make up for the lost time in the morning - the red whip was waiting on the small table in the entryway of our small home. i knew what i was to do, and hurried to our windowless, soundpr
Can't Stop Thinking Of YouThis was a typical day in the lives of the Braxton family. Chris went to work. The kids went to school. Trish was doing her chores. Before leaving for work Chris laid her some clothes out. He wanted her to wear her short blue jean skorts and a white short tank top shirt to do her chores in. She had only a navy blue thong underneath with no bra.
Before leaving for work he kissed her then whispered, “Whose is it?”
She looked at him and smiled. “It’s Yours Master”
“Very good my precious.”
Chris was at work and as hard as he tried he could not stop thinking of her. He was thinking of how she would be bending over and stretching doing her chores in her little skorts and tank top.
He woke up this morning with the thoughts of staying home all day and keeping her in the dungeon and him doing all sorts of things to her but work wouldn’t allow such a great day.
While at work the more he thought about her the more it drove him crazy. He couldn’t leave today and go see her at lun
Flow And Babble..v""vThe pop of a head when the axe hits it squared,
the sight of it's nostrils as they become flared...
The scent of its carcass as it starts to decay,
turning gray and matted as time rotts it away ....
See's no movement, yet movement i see,
the maggots are feasting and consuming thee...
Black feathers flying,while vultures peck the bone,
tearing you to pieces until your eventually gone....
the wind begins to howl and the sky turns to gray,
blowing her raven black hair about her face away ...
lurking for shadows to slip in and about ...
waiting to catch a morsel running around.
peering from the dark,tongue tracing her lips
from one corner to the next she quietly slips...
awaiting to have you within her tight grip,
to taste of your crimson shes awaits to indulge in a sip.
as written: Twist'a Fate
The New BlingThere have been new, special types of bling released today.
Limited-Edition Bling
These bling are in a limited number, site-wide. If you were given one, consider yourself special.
K.I.T.T., 1 credit
A-Team Van, 3 credits
General Lee, 5 credits
Pink Diamond, 35 credits
Game-breakin' Bling
These bling are "activated abilities" on your Fubar account. They will modify how your account works for a set period of time.
Auto-11's, 10 credits: For the next 24 hours, when something of yours is rated 1 through 10, it counts as an 11 and you get points accordingly. If something of yours is rated an actual 11, you get twice the points for it.
Ninja Mode, 25 credits: For the next 3 hours, you don't show up on "recently viewed" lists when browsing profiles, photos, mumms, stash, or anything else that leaves a trail.
Bling on, people.
Kellys Bday 1kelly_ann_ Proud member of Club United!!@ fubar
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY KELLY!!!!!!!! WE LUV YOU!!!!!!!!
LETS MAKE THIS AN AMAZING BIRTHDAY FOR THIS AMAZING LADY…SHOW HER ALL THE LUV SHE DESERVES!!!!
THANK YOU SO MUCH AND HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!
Punching Walls Againcoming home today was bliss
how good i have gotten at
smiling thru the tears.
i work through life without your help
do you know how fucking hard it is
to raise two kids alone?
do you know how bruised my fists have become
i rage at the walls cuz
they are the only things that hear...
they hear my tears,
they bleed my pain,
they cringe at my rage
you have no idea the depths of the damage
you have caused, nor do you care
fuck you fuck you fuck you
there is no one else to hear
One Of My Favorite Poems "the Raven"Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
"'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door—
Only this, and nothing more."
Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow;— vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow— sorrow for the lost Lenore—
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore—
Nameless here for evermore.
And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me— filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating,
"'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door—
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door;—
Look AroundIt occired to me today that if every one whould take a momemnt and look around them they would see people every were needs help.If you would just take 5 minuets to help some one today and if everone would do the same we would have a peacefull world.So spread to your fellow man show someone you dont know that there are still nice people out there >try it and lets see how much of a difference we can make
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Obama Vs. Mccain - Round 1Ok so, many people don't know that I'm very much into politics. Surprise! I watch every debate, I read up on the past of the candidates, review current issues, etc. You name it, I do it.
Why am I telling you this? Because I want your input on this election. Who do I want to be president? Barack Obama. I do not agree with everything he says, don't get me wrong, but I do prefer him over John McCain. Personally I think McCain is a pompous asshole, but hey, that's me.
I love the fact that Obama wants to do off shore drilling. It will take approximately 10 years for us to even notice a difference, but you'd be surprised at how quickly that 10 years will go. Another thing that I like about Obama is that he is intelligent. Don't get me wrong, McCain is a smart man, but he thinks that Obama is not experienced enough. Ok, well has McCain looked at his running mate lately? Two years is NOT enough experience to be a VP. Sorry. In my own opinion, intelligence comes before experience. You h
Love Or Lost?Is there love without loss? Are you in love right now? Or have you lost? I feel both. What a shame... And they say better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all? What a crock. Maybe this will help describe more of what I mean.. Major Props to anyone who gets it.
Dejeuner du matin
il a mis le cafe
dans la tasse
il a mis le lait
dans la tasse de cafe
il a mis le sucre
dans le cafe au lait
avec la petite cuiller
il a tourne
il a bu le cafe au lait
et il a repose la tasse
sans me parler
il a allume
une cigarette
il a fait des ronds
avec la fumee
il a mis les cendres
dans le cendrier
sans me parler
sans me regarder
il s'est leve
il a mis
son chapeau sur sa tete
il a mis
son manteau de pluie
parce qu'il pleuvait
et il est parti
sous la pluie
sans une parole
sans me regarder
et moi j'ai pris
ma tete sure mes mains
et j'ai pleure.
Pretty much describes how I feel.
Label Me/hate Mego ahead, label me...i dont care anymore
im tired of living for others..
i am going back to my old ways
i have nothing to prove to anyone anymore.
i'm not important enough to care about
leave me be, i dont care anymore
BalanceI like to have fun. No, I love to have fun. But I like to work hard, and the reward for that is playing hard. How does one classify fun? Are there more than a few ways we have fun? Lets start with the obvious...... hanging out, going to the bar, meeting people, sporting events and concerts. But what else do you consider fun? Family fun? I do. Small things, like when my three year old tells me the colors the leaves are changing into, a cup of hot chocolate with a good book and a warm blanket, visiting, and opening presents. What makes you smile? A hot girl peeking at you across the bar? A butterfly landing on your shoulder? Has anyone forgotten the little things?
Politics And MediaCan't stand all the election crap. Pointing fingers, tripping over selves in speeches, videos, and blame everywhere. No matter what any candidate says about Bush, what people need to understand is that Bush alone didn't get us to where we are now. He had help, his advisors, Cabinet, and gee a whole bunch of people named CONGRESS. Guess what? Both candidates are a part of that. No matter which way they have voted, they have taken part in how we are today. And we have no one to blame except ourselves. We as a general public voted for not only George Bush TWICE but the House Reps and Senators. No one ever remembers this when things go wrong, but are happy to say they voted for their leaders when the economy is up. I hope the pandemonium surrounding an election year sickens you as well as me.
FriendsWhere is the realizm in friends? Are we all just a number here? Can we actaully prove that friends do exsist here or outside our immediate world? I came here hoping to create friends that maybe would actaully be friends. Instead I see that this remains a point system only.... Friends are just 10's or 11's, or just a hotty or equivelant, with no communication, or just a meat rack. Wow. It is amazing to what the world has became, that we consume everyday here with nothing more in mind than to become a 10 or an 11. I have friend swho say there friends in real life and actually show that they are, by being active wether by email or phone and hangin' out. It also can be accomplished as well here. So whats up with people in general. I guess if this is all you want is to be a fictional number and nothing more, ok. I myself prefer real friends and fans, that actually show that, by visiting and or returning often to say.... How are things and such, not just leaving rediculous comments and or ru
Kings Of Leon - Sex On FireWish this was about my life, lol
Live Version
Lay where you're laying
Don't make a sound
I know they're watching
They're watching
All the commotion
?
Has people talking
Talking
You
Your sex is on fire
Dark of the alley
The breaking of day
Head while I'm driving
I'm driving
Soft lips are open
Them nuckles is pale
Feels like you're dying
Your dying
You
Your sex is on fire
And so
Were the words to transpire
Hot as a fever
Rattling bones
I could just taste it
Taste it
But it's not forever
But it's just tonight
Oh we're still the greatest
The greatest
The greatest
You
Your sex is on fire
You
Your sex is on fire
And so
Were the words to transpire
And you
Your sex is on fire
And so
Were the words to transpire
VotingWhy is everything turned around to make it racial or sexist? If Obama doesn't get elected, then the so called experts say its racial and we all know that McCayn chose his running mate to try and get the womens vote. Why can't people vote for the person and not the color of his/her skin and their sex? Besides I feel the vote isn't by the people anymore and i'm not a communist. Think back to the Gore/Bush election. Gore won the PEOPLES vote but who made it in? I'm not saying Gore would have been any better but it proves the peoples vote means nothing.
The Sexiest Guy On Fubar ContestHey Guys you need to check SHE JUST WANTS TO BE 2ND ALARM HOTT....., there is a contest going on for the sexiest guy on fubar, if you are up to the task check it out, lost of gift to be won.
Vacation PicsI just got home today from Mexico I'll post pics soon as I can But I have more pics than I have room for here right now
Has anyone gone on a cruise and come home from it feeling like the ship is still rocking? I guess thatd be sealag Just curious if it's just me or not!
Guess It Wasn't Worth ItWell i have been in and out of Fubar for over a year now and have met a few great people,Some people have really touched my heart and have truly been sincere, others enjoy playing games of the heart, and then there is just those that are here for the fubar points..
My main purpose here was to just chill and meet some good ppl that enjoy sharing some time and a few laughs, with out all the Drama.
I have made it clear that i'm not interested in having an affair or meeting you in some sleazy hotel room, to have some fantasy sex orgy lol.
I just want to meet a few friends and have some fun..
otherwise i'm just gonna leave this fubar thing and just try another site, there are so many..
so to all of you that have kept intouch, much love to you all, and thanks for being such good friends..
Peace and Love to u all
God Bless
Dating & RamblingI decided to give this site a try after the umpteenth invitation from various friends. So far, everyone has been really sweet.
I'm also dating someone who is a friend and much more. He has an adorable little boy and this talent to make people smile no matter what.
The people here have been way beyond generous with ratings and friend requests. I even ran into an old schoolmate. The thing is that I am sometimes a dork and forget to log off or shut stuff down so it might sometimes look like I'm around a lot more than I really am.
Note: On some days I would forget my own head if it was not attached. So if you don't get a response, odds are I forgot again.
Because everyone was so nice, in a matter of just a few days I've had "friendship", "fan", "gifts", and "ratings" from many of you. The other day when I had to work from home, I tried to return the favor between jobs.
The man I am dating expressed concerns citing that he has been a member for more than a year to reach
Ok To Make It Clear....It comes to me from some that they feel a bling takes the place of rating someone ....pure example and I'll leave her name out but will go into details!!
This individual I rated today was hmmm I gave 531 rates as well as her profile. That is 3,192 just in my rating her during happy hour!! Wow, for a guy that takes the time to rate 5000 pics a day she received 10% of my daily.
So, I let her know and say hey did what I did for you....a few minutes later she blings me 2k cause it's HH...which gives her 2k as well.
So for my 2k she benefits 5,192 total...I say c'mon I have just over 100 pics...her reasoning is she has carpal tunnel, I can relate as do I and a trigger finger on my left middle finger and I am left handed thus my mouse is on the left. Also, my spine has been cut open 3x in my 38 years ty from serving this country.
It becomes clear to me with some that their laziness or choosing to do little for someone that gives a lot and gives more to their groupies is a sad thi
Graphic Contest<
ITS OCTOBER AND SNAKE EYES RADIO HAS A CONTEST FOR ALL YOU GRAPHIC MAKERS !!!
YOU HAVE ONE WEEK TO SUBMIT A GENERAL SPAMMER GRAPHIC FOR THE LOUNGE
TO ME
( DJ KAK TEASE )
ONCE ALL ENTRIES HAVE BEEN SUBMITTED. WE WILL RUN A CONTEST FOR A WEEK
THE GRAPHIC TO HAVE THE MOST RATES
WILL WIN THE CONTEST
YOUR SPAMMER WILL BE USED FOR THE ENTIRE MONTH OF OCTOBER
AND WILL BE FEATURED ON OUR HOME PAGE
THE WINNER WILL ALSO WIN A FREE BLAST FOR
AND I WILL ALSO USE ALL OF MY 11'S ON YOUR PAGE
2ND PLACE WINNER WILL RECEIVE
AND 3RD PLACE WINNER WILL RECEIVE
RULES:
1 - YOU CAN NOT ADD YOUR GRAPHIC TO YOUR FU PAGE UNTIL CONTEST IS OVER
2 - REMEMBER THE MOST RATES WIN
3 - SPAMMER IS HALLOWEEN THEME
4 - NO SPECIFIC PEOPLES NAMES, PICTURES, ETC
5 - SPAMMER MUST SAY SNAKE EYES RADIO ON IT, SEE EXAMPLE BELOW
6 - BE CREATIVE AND HAVE FUN
7 - ENTRIES MUST BE SUBMITTED BY OCT 9TH
PLEASE CLICK BELOW TO SEND ME A MSG TO JOIN THE CONTEST
☆DJ•Kak•Tease♣Snak
Goodnight Goodnight By Maroon 5"Goodnight Goodnight"
You left me hanging from a thread we once swung from together
I’ve lick my wounds but I can’t ever see them getting better
Something’s gotta change
Things cannot stay the same
Her hair was pressed against her face, her eyes were red with anger
Enraged by things unsaid and empty beds and bad behavior
Something’s gotta change
It must be rearranged, oh
I’m sorry, I did not mean to hurt my little girl
It's beyond me, I cannot carry the weight of the heavy world
So goodnight, goodnight, goodnight, goodnight
Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight, goodnight
Goodnight, hope that things work out all right, yeah
Whoa
The room was silent as we all tried so hard to remember
The way it feels to be alive
The day that he first met her
Something’s gotta change
Things cannot stay the same
You make me think of someone wonderful, but I can’t place her
I wake up every morning wishing one more time to face her
Something’s gotta change
It must be rearranged
Plz Help Ken & Jenn LevelCould you all plz take a few seconds out of your busy fu lives to help my 2 dearest friends level. They aren't asking for your 11's{I'm sure they won't turn them down} they would just like a rate or two.
Ken has been there in my family since the beginning of my fu life.....LMAO. We have spent countless hours chatting and have become very close so PLZ help him level.He is 346k away...
~~" SWEET OLD MAN"~~@ fubar
Jenn is like my sister we chat on the phone all the time whether it's about Fu drama or just life. She is a wonderful friend and you all will love
No Contact After Tonight..me and my husband are seperating so this is his computer he will be taking it...tonight he is going to work and wont be back home...so leave me messages I will get to them as soon as i get to get back online....hope everyone stays happy..fairwell...
Yep... I Caved... I'm In A Contestwell... not yet... but I will be starting Saturday Morning.
So I'm Pre-Promoting! 8P
Below is the blog with the rules... but the actual contest won't be open until Saturday, October 4th in the morning.
http://fubar.com/blog/249267/888444
I'm traveling on biz this weekend... so won't be able to get on as much to raise awareness.
Please keep me in mind.
I really don't want to finish last :P
Crystal's FaultLast part sounds pretty true...
People Definitely Like You
You are very well liked, and many people admire you.
You are friendly, well mannered, and fun to be around.
Of course, you're not perfect... but that's okay.
Your friends are usually willing to accept you for who you are!
What People Like About You:
People like that you take responsibility for your actions and admit your mistakes. They appreciate your maturity.
People like your self deprecating sense of humor and that you don't take yourself too seriously.
What People Don't Like About You:
People don't like that you're not very interesting or engaging. You often bore them... and yourself.
Do People Like You?
Old Wisdom For A New DayAn Old Farmer's Advice:
* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong.
* Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.
* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
* Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.
* Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.
* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
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* Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
* It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
* You cannot unsay a cruel word.
* Every path has a few puddles.
* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
* The best sermons are lived, not preached.
* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen,
anyway.
* Don't judge folks by their relatives.
* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
* Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back,
Intresting Tempest.Hmmm...I have a lot on my mind lately and oddly I can't explain all of it. I think I've finally realized the problem I have in a relationships. You see the ladies keep skipping one majorly important step. And that is the friend part of the girl friend. You see I kinda realized no woman has been my friend before she was my lover anyway. Yeah about the Tempest you see I find myself lost in the clouds and a goddess is blessing me with rain...I'm still unsure what to do but who knows perhaps I will tame said storm..
Sacrifice By S.j. BoltonPlot Summary: In this masterful debut that starts off as a mystery and becomes much more, Tora Hamilton is an outsider at her new home on the rocky, wind-swept Shetland Islands, a hundred miles from the northeastern tip of Scotland. Though her husband grew up here, it’s the first time he’s been back in twenty years. Digging in the peat on their new property, Tora unearths a human body, at first glance a centuries-old bog body, interesting but not uncommon. But realizing that the body is in fact much newer, that the woman’s heart has been cut out and that she was killed within a few days of bearing a child, Tora, herself an obstetrician, becomes obsessed with finding out what happened to her—even when the police, her colleagues and eventually her husband warn her against getting involved.
Reading town records and researching local lore, Tora discovers a disturbing link to ancient Shetland legend and uncovers a collection of deep, dark secrets---the kind of secrets worth killing for.
Less Of A Fat Assjust an update on my current diet thingy
9/1/08: 240lbs
10/1/08: 225lbs
You...what can i say. i want to know more!!!!
You Suck: A Love Story By Christopher MoorePlot Summary: Susan Bennetts sassy reading is a perfect fit for Moores satirical story and sarcastic dialogue. Nineteen-year-old Tommy has turned into a vampire, and his sexy girlfriend tries to put up with his incompetence and fawning while shes on to more important issues--like fleeing from Elijah, an elder vampire, and dealing with a whole cast of wacky San Francisco personalities. In a fun way, the book addresses the realities of its absurd construct. Take, for example, the slapstick scene in which Tommy goes on his first blood hunt and finds a promising fat cat but has hilarious difficulty keeping the unkempt animals fur out of his mouth. Bennett reads like a stand-up comic, issuing both straight lines and zingers with perfect timing.
My Comments: This was a cute book. I like anything to do with "monster" types and this was funny. A quick fun read.
Rating: 6/10
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Welcome THE LIBRA TRAIN ALL ARE WELCOME, BUT JUST A LITTLE TWIST TO THIS ONE, IN YOUR STATUS TAB PUT YOUR BIRTH DATE AND YOUR BIRTH SIGN(MINE LIBRA). THEN TO ALL THE LIBRA ON THE TRAIN SEND A GIFT FROM THE FUBAR SHOP. NOTHING BIG JUST A LITTLE GIFT AND COME AND SHORTY GET LOOSE.......! TIP THE FIRST FIVE ARE LIBRA" HA HA
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Gods Behaving Badly By Marie PhillipsPlot Summary: British blogger Phillips's delightful debut finds the Greek gods and goddesses living in a tumbledown house in modern-day London and facing a very serious problem: their powers are waning, and immortality does not seem guaranteed. In between looking for work and keeping house, the ancient family is still up to its oldest pursuit: crossing and double-crossing each other. Apollo, who has been cosmically bored for centuries, has been appearing as a television psychic in a bid for stardom. His aunt Aphrodite, a phone-sex worker, sabotages him by having her son Eros shoot him with an arrow of love, making him fall for a very ordinary mortal-a cleaning woman named Alice, who happens to be in love with Neil, another nice, retiring mortal. When Artemis-the goddess of the moon, chastity and the hunt, who has been working as a dog walker-hires Alice to tidy up, the household is set to combust, and the fate of the world hangs in the balance. Fanciful, humorous and charming, this sat
10/03/1970this was the day I came into this world and never looked back. I had a great life up till now i lost both my parent in a 1.5 yrs diffrence and doing celebriting my birthday went done hill from there i did not care about it till now because a few good friend r going to show me a good time. and because of a couple ladies who know who they r made me open my heart again to let life backinto it i thank u two. while it time for me to start partying. If u read this please wish me and every one else who has a birthday on 10/03 a HAPPY BIRTHDAY. i pray for everyone to have a good life and health. peace
Please Read A Friend On Myspace Sent It To MeParanoia or reality???
Regarding "Barry" Obama, why did he change his name?
To All My Friends, this is long, but very important, please take the time to read it.
This election has me very worried. So many things to consider. About a year ago I would have voted for Obama. I have changed my mind three times since then. I watch all the news channels, jumping from one to another. I must say this drives my husband crazy. But, I feel if you view MSNBC, CNN, and Fox News, you might get some middle ground to work with. About six months ago, I started thinking "where did the money come from for Obama". I have four daughters who went to College, and we were middle class, and money was tight.
We (including my girls) worked hard and there were lots of student loans. I started looking into Obama's life. Around 1979 Obama started college at Occidental in California. He is very open about his two years at Occidental, he tried all kinds of drugs and was wasting his time but, even thoug
Another Inside Joke.'this is why you're 38 and single'
stina gets it.
that's all that matters.
♥
hahahahahahaha
Tachofitted a tacho this evening, got to finish wiring tommorow as it got too bloody dark to see.
All wired up n working good even set the shift light at 2500 rpm lol
next thing on the list is my little hooters ( devilish grin )
Deleting Fake FriendsI have made some great friends on Fubar and the true friends that have stuck by me through everything mean the world to me. All I can say it I am very dissapointed about some so called friends Seems like the higher some people get on here the more they forget the friends they had and ditch them for friends that are higher and can offer more. Anyway to all my friends and family on here ( you know who you are. Thanks so much.
To the so called ones, I will be deleting you all because for me the points aren't worth it. You all probably won't even know you are deleted anyway.I would rather have friends that no matter what level they are they don't forget what true friendship is. Love to all my real friends and family! Muaaahhhhhhh
Oil PanBought and fitted a new chrome oil pan today to the truck.
Bad news it came with wrong gasket so had to make one til i get the correct one delivered.
Buy MeShawty has never been in an
auction before,
so let's show her what it's like....
Click on the pic above to see what she is offering.
Let's show her how it's done!!
Please Re-Post, Sticky under her name for 500k fu money!
Guardian AngelThis morning when god opened a window to heaven, he saw me, and he asked, "My child what is your greatest wish for today"? I responded, "please take care of the person reading this message and their family". Guardian Angels exist but sometimes since they dont have wings, we call them True Friends!
I Am So Damn Bad At Times...I have come to realize many things about myself, one thing especially is that I enjoy giving a woman some really great head. I love to feel her grab the back of my head and drive my mouth deeper in. It turns me on to have a woman grind her kat all over my face. Sometimes I actually sit and fantasize about some of my favorite experiences or imagine what new ones I will have. Now don't get me wrong I won't just suck out any female, but if I meet a woman that I really like and I feel comfortable with her please believe that I will make her weak in the knees, so she had better be laying back! LOL!
I will eat it like a fat man at a buffet! LOL! I myself am more of a giver than receiver, not that I don't enjoy some good slowneck, it really turns me on to please a woman orally. The wet ones are my favorite! It's nice when I can feel her juices all over my face and dripping down my chin, makes me want to stick my tongue deeper in and let it do a jolly dance to make her quiver. LOL! It's fu
Yanoo.Turns out i don't like any of you. I think i need to be bought. I think i'm a whore and shouldnt hide it anymore....
New rules for Cubby's page..
People with first name starting with A through J
Have to buy me bling packs....
People with first name starting with K through z
have to bling me.
And the letters A-Z have to buy me one FU drink a day.
I have spoken. Hear me roar...
Yeah lets a joke.... duhhhhhhhhhh :P
The Cowboy And The HippieI've always enjoyed this song by Chris LeDoux; I think it makes a lot of sense...
The Cowboy and the Hippie
by Chris LeDoux
On a highway thru the desert beneath an over pass
Sat two hikers just watchin' cars go by
Now one was wearin' sandles with straggly matted hair
Rose colored glasses for his eyes
Now the other was a cowboy he'd been down on his luck
Lost his money at the Tuson rodeo
And he sat beside what remained of his trusty pickup truck
And like the hippie now he's thumbin' down the road
Some folks don't realize that it's a well know fact
Cowboy's and hippies ain't never got along
Was it just coincidence or some weird act of fate
That brought these two together on the road
They sat there without talking while the morning sun rose high
When a hot desert breeze commenced to blow
And the fragrance of the incense and six weeks without a bath
Finally drifted down and reached the cowboy's nose
Well man that really did it he couldn't take no more
And h
My SelfHi Everyone,
Just wanted to let you all know a little about me.I love making new freinds and haven fun.Im also on myyearbookcome visit me
Holding OnIs there any meaningful feelings left in us, or we are all just guided by raw needs?
When we see someone in need we turn our head,
Is it because we feel bad or because we don't care ?
I don't see anyone helping eachother out anymore
just step on top of eachother to feed their selfish needs.
Maybe i am just crazy but I can bearly find any humanity in people. They don't care about starving children, the broken and defeated, they just look out for one and only. It's as if i see the world coming down in peaces while people turn their heads and put their middle fingers up.
Do you find this sad or just turn your head?
I am battleing with the same things and trying to restore some peace in my but sometimes i lose.
These are my thoughts right now....
Mehey y'all im on here just for the fun of it id love to accept emails and return them but if you think you going to add me to your friends list and never email me dont think about it im not going to be just added for the fun of it to make your friends profile ranked whos got more ppl games.
New New Newhey y'all back home from deployment finally im new to this place though id give it a try since a friend of mine invited me hit me up rate me what ever ya like go for it peace
Update!!!!!!!!!As of today-Oct 2-I still hvnt got my own apt. I should b getting my own apt and back online within a cpl weeks. I hv missed y'all vry much and can't wait till I'm back!!!! BIG HUGS TO ALL!!! ~ROXY~
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This Is Something Newer... Been A Work In ProgressI wasnt sure where i stood with this piece... its been a long road, and im still not thru the rough spot...
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Tip it up. Cheers my friend. Here’s to our party, and to our friends and to the great drinksin our hands.Here’s to the high times that for maybe a minute, seem to drown out the low ones. Maybe for a little bit I can drown my sorrows in the bottom of this glass, and if not this one than the next and all the ones before it too. Get my head right. Get it on strait, the only wayI know how. Tip it up. This one’s on me. The next round for everyone in the bar.Closing time? We'll continue at my house. I can make drinks damn good. I can mix it up a little. Lets get a little vodka, a little bit of my old friend Jim Beam, a little scotch, and his friend soda, a little captain Morgan and his shipmates baileys and crème. Lets get a little bourbon and his chick brandy, lets ask Mr. Quervo to bring the lemon. I’m sure they'd love to come "chill" out. Mix them all u
Old Dark Poetry 4Recovery
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My mind is swimming in the hatred raining up from the ground. Forming puddles in the sky above my pain. Love songs and butterflies and flowers melt down in this fiery inferno of my head. My mind's eye sees impossible. My brain pulls my strings so tight the fibers begin to frey. The threads begin to loosen and snap, disengaging mind. Body. Soul. Think. Work. Pray. Conjur. Hate. Crush.
Viscious black of night. Engulfing tears on innocent eyes. The softer side of comming down. The ride up. The path. The journey through the peaking high.
Think of whats next. The downward slope. Sliding fast down the side of a mountain of needles. Sinking into that dark spot in the ceiling.
Long day. Longer life. Breathe deep, gasp for air through the noxious gas clouds.
Life affirming death at the end of a long narrow highway.
The world is on fire. Im burning down the world right in my back yard.
I've Been HitYou Can Only Type One Word.
Not as easy as you might think.
Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED.
It's really hard to only use one-word answers!
1. Where is your cell phone? BED
2. Your significant other? NOBODY
3. Your hair? BLONDE
4. Your mother? NEEDY
5. Your father? PRICK
6. Your favorite thing? RUM
7. Your dream last night? NONE
8. Your favorite drink? DEW
9. Your dream/goal? HAPPINESS
10. The room you're in? MINE
11. Music? COUNTRY
12. Where do you want to be in 6 years?HAPPY
14. Where were you last night? CLASS
15. What you're not? HAPPY
16. Muffins? NO
17. One of your wish list items? HOME
18. Where you grew up? WESTON
19. The last thing you did? CALL
20. What are you wearing? ROBE
21. TV? NONE
22. Your pets? NONE
23. Your computer? ACER
24. Your life? UNFULFILLED
25. Your mood? TIRED
26. Missing someone? Y
Old Dark Poetry 3TodesVerstümmelungzerstörung.
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Tod und Verstümmelung. Korrosion und Zerstörung. Blut und Schmutz zeichnen die Straßen dieses Graveyard. Leichen waschen weg den Nebel mit den knöchernen Fingern, und fleischige Schädel. Mit einer ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Mission im Verstand absolut gehen. Extrahieren Sie die Seele vom inneren Kern, atmen Sie es innen tief. Schwanken Sie von Stein zu den Stein, der zusammen sind die Massen für einen letzten Schlag gegen das Leben corralling ist. Schlechte Zügel unten wie Flut wässert vom geschwärzten Smokey Himmel. Gießen auf die Köpfe der blutigen Körper, die den Boden verunreinigen.
Wut der Hölle zeigt seinen häßlichen Kopf. Knirschende Zähne, regelwidriger Atem, heftig gezerrissene zackige Haut, und Haß, der von jeder Öffnung sickert.
TodesVerstümmelungzerstörung.
Alles geht Schwarzes. Die Masse noch einmal leise und somber.
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Old Dark Poetry 2We are all just prisoners here, of our own device
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Im laying here, and dont know what i want anymore. Im tired, Im dying, Im sick, Im dreaming. Death is more welcomed now that it has ever been. Lying in dispare, waiting for the precious sound of footsteps in the distance. Walking so slowly towards me, i hear it. I can almost feel the vibrations on the planks of the floor.
Thundering in my ears, i open my eyes, mind, soul, spirit. Open, just completely open. No more walls, no reserves, no holds, no vices.
Thinking back to those vices, holding me so tightly in their warmth. Precious vices. Seeping from my veins as they dry out. Escaping my pours, cleansing me from inward out.
My saving grace comes in the middle of the night, steals my cravings from me, salvation in a syringe. Takes away the violent tremors, and vivid nightmarish visisons, hallucinations.
I can rest my weary soul. Slipping farther into oblivion darkness. Dreaming again. Dreaming in rapid colors. M
Shugga's Dedication To A Man She KnowsThis man I know
There is a man I know, who has a head full of hair, jet brown seems to be the color ,with eyes that look right into you like pools of chocolate and melt your body like Jell-O. His gaze has a way to bring you to your knees with no thought process so it seems. This stranger has you in his power, by mind, body and soul . Who is this man, where did he come from , why is he so powerful . The world may never know. All I know is one touch from this man and you can feel the heat surge through your every whim, My mind is swirling, and my senses are fighting to regain my own control from this man I know. One will have to be careful for one look from this man I know can make your mind go and your body his for the taking for this man I know he is breath taking.
Writen by shugga: Dedicated to any men i know on fubar. this could be you!
Old Dark Poetry 1I just thought my old dark stuff might be more appreciated by this crowd than the other one's who have seen it... although all have shown love, there is still something to be said about people who actually get it. if you know what i mean ... so here goes...
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Feed my soul...
Im writhing in the hate of your voice. im bathing in the panic in your eyes. Your scars, beautiful scars, turn me on. Almost more than your voice. Is it wrong to want to be with you? is it wrong to want you all to myself. When you speak, i listen. Thunderous voice in my ears, makes me warm. Seeing the rage in your eyes, sends shudderous chills of ice down my spine. I want you, I need you. I need to feel your pain to release my own. I need you to be vulnerable for me. Weak for me. The two of us vying for the dominant position in this bed. Is it wrong that your pain turns me on. Is it wrong that my pain turns you on. Two bodies in worship of eachother, praise be to the shape
Alot Of ThoughtsI used to be a very independent person needing only myself! What happened?
I'm not even sure who I am how am I supposed to find someone to love? I want to feel loved, wanted, needed! I feel like I'm a bother to everyone. No one calls me except my mom and she only calls to make sure I'm up for work. I talk to her about my baby shower she's planning for me only because she has to I don't have anyone else. She's told me over and over " I'm not supposed to be the one planning this" if I hear her say that one more time I'm just going to scream at her that I don't need a fucking baby shower then. She complains about how much everything costs. She doesn't even seem excited about all of this. How am I supposed to be excited when no one else is? The father wont willingly talk to me I mean he has short responses to my text messages. Its as if he doesn't even think about his son unless I call or text him. Maybe it'll change after Jaydn is born. I'm glad his life is going good but the order of
LevresThere are two classes of lips.
Hers.
Everyone else's.
Or in other words, perfection and non-perfection.
I Lol'd (quarantine Preview)I don't know about the cameraman with the rock steady nerves, but if someone were shootin the head off of the guy in front of me I'd be duckin and weavin
How Every Woman Should Be TreatedTo every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that did what she wanted to do.
To every guy that cried in front of her. ....
To every guy that she cried in front of...
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes.....
To every guy that would give his seat up...
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every
Plane CrashesHow come it seems many famous people end up dying in plane crashes? You would think that after awhile they would take note that there appears to be a link between fame and air plane disasters. I'm sure most of the music legends did not think when they climbed in that small plane that would be their last gig. So, there it goes...the simple solution is take a bus and sleep instead of dead.
BeautifulA poem of mine and the art work
Kevin
I Give Up.Keep the noise low.
She doesn't wanna blow it.
Shaking head to toe
while your left hand does "the show me around."
Quickens your heartbeat.
It beats me straight into the ground.
You don't recover from a night like this.
A victim, still lying in bed, completely motionless.
A hand moves in the dark to a zipper.
Hear a boy bracing tight against sheets
barely whisper, "This is so messed up."
Upon arrival the guests had all stared.
Dripping wet and clearly depressed,
he'd headed straight for the stairs.
No longer cool, but a boy in a stitch,
unprepared for a life full of lies and failing relationships.
Up the stairs: the station where
the act becomes the art of growing up.
He keeps his hands low.
He doesn't wanna blow it.
He's wet from head to toe and
his eyes give her the up and the down.
His stomach turns and he thinks of throwing up.
But the body on the bed beckons forward
and he starts growing up.
The fever, the focus.
The reasons that I had to believ
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Written By Desert_storm_usmc He Shared This With Me & 4 U!THIS MAN RIGHT HERE
DESERT_STORM_USMC
All I Did Was Rate, Fan & Requested For Him To Add Me To His Friends List, And Letting Him Know Just Like Any Other Soldier I've Come Across On The Fu! How Strongly I Stand Behind Them.
And He Shares This With Me!
I'm Deeply Humbled
I'm here so you don't have to be.
I'm here cause you don't wanna be.
I'm here because i wanna be, I asked to.
I'm here to do my part, for these people, this country, for my brothers and sisters.
I'm here so hopefully your kids and mine won't ever have to see or be involved with war.
I'm here so you can see their 1st steps, hear their 1st words, be there for that ballgame and 1st day of school, that b-day, Christmas etc.
I'm here to serve my country and defend its freedoms and liberties.
I'm here so you can protest and be disrespectful.
I'm here for those who have come before me, paid the ultimate sacrifice and for those who are to come.
I'm here for those who can't.
I'm h
A Child Is BeautifulFrom the first time that I knew you existed.
Your first breath and cry made me extremely happy and full of the love I am ready to give you.
I gave you your first everything in life.
Held you when you needed it.
When you were sick , I layed beside you.
Now that you are no longer a baby , I am watching you and wishing I could help you still.
You dress yourself.
Even bath time now is on your own.
No longer feel the aches and pains as much because your older and you tolerate it better.
The one thing that hasnt changed is the love we have for one another.
In this poem I wrote...I was thinking how could anyone hurt a baby, but about two-three weeks ago. MY baby neice was severly abused, we still dont know what happend to her, but she is gorgeous and I doubt I will ever be able to see her. Her mom is in jail for battery of a child and so is the moms bf. The mother is my husbands step sister, Time and Time again I want to ask her, what made her snap so bad and hurt the innocent ba
Hwo To Impress A Cowgirl/womenHOW TO IMPRESS A COWGIRL 1. Ride a bull 2. stick to a rank bronc until the tooter. 3. sport a trophy buckle. 4. own a fast horse. 5. let her ride your horse. 6. Drive a new rig. 7. make your dog sit in the back. 8. buy a new hat. 9. twirl her around the dance floor. 10. get rid of your chew before kissing. 11. offer to wear matching shirts. 12. give her a black hills gold ring. A COWBOY'S FIRST LOVE IS HIS GIRL. BUT HIS MOST SECOND IS HIS DOG. {JOHN MORRIS) The dog stays in the passenger seat till she comes along.
I Remember You - Skid RowWoke up to the sound of pouring rain
The wind would whisper and I'd think of you
And all the tears you cried, that called my name
And when you needed me I came through
I paint a picture of the days gone by
When love went blind and you would make me see
I'd stare a lifetime into your eyes
So that I knew you were there for me
Time after time you were there for me
Remember yesterday - walking hand in hand
Love letters in the sand - I remember you
Through the sleepless nights and every endless day
I'd wanna hear you say - I remember you
We spend the summer with the top rolled down
Wished ever after would be like this
You said I love you babe, without a sound
I said I'd give my life for just one kiss
I'd live for your smile and die for your kiss
Remember yesterday - walking hand in hand
Love letters in the sand - I remember you
Through the sleepless nights and every endless day
I'd wanna hear you say - I remember you
We've had our share of hard times
But tha
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Racism In The WorldSo i seen your comment on someones photo about how its not "FAIR" for blacks like it is the whites in your own words.Well why is it that blacks can have a black history month (February) & whites can't?...why is it that Blacks can have a BET (BLACK Entertainment Television) But Whites Can't?...wheres out WET (WHITE ENTERTAINMENT TELEVISION)...If we had WET we would be called racist because us whites cant have anything that reads WHITES ONLY! like blacks can by sating BLACK.there's some serious issues in America with race still till this very day & it mostly points in the favor of Blacks.Us white people are still getting blamed for what our ancestors did.I was not there to crack the whip on the slaves but i damn sure get blamed for it by blacks today when they say "YOU WHITE PEOPLE DID THIS TO ME"...did this to me?...if it was don't to the black people of today would that not make y'all 200 or 300 years old?...& i have not seen a person live to be 200..."YOU" is generalizing & as you & i
I Feel Loved,lolwell,with all the shit going on where i live with my evil family,i had one thing today that made me smile like i havent done in weeks. i was bored about 3 weeks ago,,so wanted a book. couldnt find one i havent read 20 times,so i grabbed one of my nephews books,and found it was actually good. well the 9 year old was tickled i liked one of his books,lol. well he was sorry he didnt have anymore by that author but i told him was ok,,,well unknown to all of us,he began looking through the school library for them,and found them,,he comes home tonight full of smiles and come running uop to me,,UNCLE COLIN,,,I FOUND THE BOOKS FOR YOU!!!! lmao,,and he did,so now i have 2 books to read from him,lol(guess ill put the one down im readin now and start on his),lol i know a stupid little story,,but i felt happy about someone i live with finally . so yes people i have a smile going,,haha
FinallyThe sunlight is shining, golden.
The wind is blowing, making the vines shake, chimes ring.
Birch trees talking back to the squirrels.
Brown, crispy leaves, curled at the edges, are tumbling
across the newly seeded lawn.
A grey cloud blocks the sun.
I am happy.
Fall is finally here.
I Don't Get ItMy mom is again trying to control me, I am so angry right now I want to hit something. She wants me to sign a document stating that I will agree to her rules, or she will not sign the mortgage paperwork. She will not sign anything stating that she is choosing not to have a financial interest. So basically she wants me to pay and have her still reap the benefits of it. I am so tired of this...........
Do Dad?We all know the term MILF and what it stands for.
So what is the male equivalant to a MILF?
I asked that to a few close friends last weekend and the one answer that had me rolling on the floor laughing was "Do Dad".
"Do Dad?",I asked my friend's girlfriend after she said it and we all stopped laughing.
"Yeah", she replied. "A Do Dad...as in a Dad I'd like to Do".
That's a keeper.
Anyone else got a name for a hot Dad?
Deleting Account...or????If u would like to stay in touch, get at me, ill keep u close to me.
If u want to be removed, and/or have nothing to chat about, ask to be removed :)
Hey, I'm just a laid back guy, easy going and down to earth that loves meeting new friends. I have no kids, but would love to have a couple in a few years. I gotta get to a place where I'm financially stable, first. :)
I love poetry, writing erotica, music, open to many types, blues, R&B, pop, jazz, alternative, rap, , whatever
I love having long lasting stimulating conversations about anything, can you hold my attention?
I have a foot fetish and I have a thing for sexy high heels, sandals, whatever.
>>>> I would love to suck your toes :)
I'm teasing, just relax.
ANYWAYS.....
I returned back to college and will graduate in the spring of 2009 with a degree in business with a focus in Communicatons.
Hopefully, within in a year, my first book will be published :) email me if ya wanna chat, u can also reach me at
Mccain Abandons MichiganThis just in: John McCain is going to stop campaigning in michigan and secede it to Barack Obama. McCain has canceled all rallys in this great state as well as all commercials. His advisors in michigan are being moved to Florida and Ohio. Thank fucking God. Apparently the man has some sense after all. Obama '08!!!!!!!!
Beautiful DisasterInside A Mind There Is A Story That Awaits, A Hurt That Cannot Be Explained. Inside A Mind There Are Thousands Of Memories That Are Magical. Inside A mind There Are Screams Of Anger. Inside A Mind There Are Favorites, Enemies, And Love.
People tell me I'm Beautiful, and that maybe true!! But on the inside Im a disaster. I'm getting fedup with life and how things are going, I want a change, I want everything to be better. I was a mess for a long time, and was a really mean person. I changed the person I was to someone much better and different, now I want to change everything else in my life. I'm not sure how to show people that I have changed because the more I try to show people the more I get walked on and it makes me want to go back to my old ways. I don't want to be that person anymore I NEVER want to go back to the cold heartless bitch that I was.
I honestly would find reasons to fight with the person I was with just so I can go out and do what I want and make wh
WwwSitat: The present Royal School of Pforta, which was formely a Cistercian Abbey, lies in a completely isolated position bettween K and Naumburg, in a very charming and fertile valley; for the old monks always built their monasteries in spots where they found the three W's "W's Wiese, Walder, Wasser".
Ganske merkelig ikke sant?
At the World Wide Web har samme benevnelse som Elisabeth nevner i The Young Nietzsche.
Og enda mer merkelig er det at kapittelet om Pforta, skolen som Friedrich gikk på da han var 14 år, like etter introduserer legen dr Zimmerman.
Vi kan gå ut fra at han var jødisk og Elisabeth påstår at fyren behandlet den håpefulle svært dårlig. Enhver diagnostering var bevisst feil.
Friedrich hevner seg ved å kalle fyren fru Zimmerman. Noe han uheldigvis overhørte.
Det er den første antijødiske beskrivelsen i boka.
Dr Zimmerman.
Vi har Lennons Dr Robert som en beskrivelse av Dylan.
Og vi har the Tin Mans merkelige forbindelse til Dylan.
I tillegg har vi data-alde
HumourWhat you always wanted to know about astrology...
but were afraid to ask...
ARIES
You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you
don't give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care
less. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding.
TAURUS
Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics. You get on well
with most people because you are bisexual. You hardly ever wear underwear
and you constantly smell of piss.
GEMINI
Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character. Simply, you're
a neurotic schizophrenic. A real fucking weirdo, the type of person who'd
kill themselves to win a bet.
CANCER
You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making money.
You're an unscrupulous bastard who would sell relative's limbs to buy a
mobile phone. You are likely to be murdered.
LEO
The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try
anything. In other words, stu
Whodiniwhodini said it best in his song Friends:
"When we first went out together, we barely knew each other
We had no intentions, on becoming lovers
But in no time at all, you became my girl
Me and you, one on one, against the world
Talkin on the telephone for hours at a time
Or else I was at your house, or you was at mine
Then came the arguements and all kinds of problems
Besides making love, we had nothing in common
It couldnt last long because it started out strong
But I guess we went about the whole thing wrong
Cause out of nowhere it just came to an end
Because we became lovers before we were friends"
left this as a comment earlier. thought i would save it.
Let's Make Southernbaby A Godmother Today!!! 715k To Go!!!thanks Sinful Brat for the sticky! You rawk!
UPDATE!!! A MEMBER OF CLUB MYSTIC AND T&L HAS BOUGHT SOUTHERNBABY THE AUTO-11 BLING! THAT MEANS THAT ANY PIC RATE, FROM 1-10 COUNTS AS AN 11, AND 11'S COUNT DOUBLE! AWESOME! LET'S GET HER THERE!
SOUTHERNBABY FOR GODMOTHER!!!
WHAT CAN I SAY ABOUT THIS GAL, SHE ABSOLUTELY RAWKS!!! SHE MAXES ON COMMENTS AND RATES ON A REGULAR BASIS, SHE IS ALWAYS THERE TO HELP WITH WHATEVER YOU NEED, AND NEVER ASKS FOR ANYTHING IN RETURN!
SHE IS ONE OF THE SWEETEST PEOPLE THAT I HAVE MET HERE ON FUBAR, AND I CONSIDER MYSELF VERY FORTUNATE TO BE HER FRIEND! IF ANYONE EVER DESERVED ALL THE FUBAR LOVE THAT I KNOW YOU CAN GIVE, IT'S SOUTHERNBABY!!!
SHE NEEDS TO BE A GODMOTHER! PLEASE HELP HER GET THERE TODAY! SO CLICK THE PIC, F/A/R, RATE PICS, STASH, AND BLOGS, SLING SOME BLING, JUST LUV HER UP AND DOWN UNTIL SHE IS A GODMOTHER!!
Are Thereany good women left in the world and if there is why is it so hard to find them?
Watch What U Pray For And How U Ask 4 ItAddict name Carlton with 53 days Clean & Sober
I like 2 Thank the God of my overstandin 2 allow me another opportunity 2 do his will not mine. This Is the process I have 2 achieve and I strive everyday, down 2 the ticks in between the tocks 2 do on a light 2 darkness basis (those of u that are lost morning 2 night).
Anyhow, when I looked at what I have achieved I definitely have 2 say thank you 2 God. Cuz u see I was a ruthless character, who auditioned lames 4 my big apple rawkus. Most times when I was torturing those claimin they street certified and official were nothing but run of the mill paper weight clowns, I really and truly felt they deserved what the hell they asked 4, me! A nigga with a cunning and demonic disease that was like semore, on little shop of horrors, hollerin out feed me. So in return what ever u had, might as well shared, cuz I had it now. I was like really resembling the shit I didn’t like Stupidity, cuz I knew betta.
O, how the days have a way of
Latest On The Mortgage Crisis... (kinda Corny)News Release from Japan
Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan.
In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up, and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they sharply fell.
While Samurai Bank is fighting bravely following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but remains in the black.
Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop, and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.
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CinderfellaI noticed the other day that I had absolutely no working memory of EVER seeing a man's ass sitting pertly on the back of a Harley, while his leather clad biker chick's legs spread wide around the chrome and leather chassis of her motorcycle. Why not?
It's another glass ceiling that women must break. In the interest of promoting men's rights to sit pertly for my viewing pleasure, while in the car behind them, AND for the rights of women who want to feel a man's hands clenched around their thighs while a motor vibrates between them (oh wait... umm...) - while IN PUBLIC AND NOT UNDER THREAT OF ARREST IF SEEN - I am going to rewrite a beloved fairytale. And no, that wasn't a pun about the sort of man that would allow himself to sit pertly on a woman's Harley.
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Once upon a time, about two months ago, at the height of the summer heat, a princess held a rave. All the people that liked to speak exuberantly on a topic to the point of incoherence - (old school RAVERS), wer
Halloween Costume Ideas...Not sure how creative I want to be this year, this will be the first time I go out in two years with other adults, lol
I was thinking Marie Antoinette, complete with stitches and reattached head or Cleopatra so I have an excuse to tell people to "Kiss my asp!" ;)
Any ideas?
October 3/415 years ago on October 3rd B Company, 3rd Battalion 75th Ranger Regiment, C Squadron, Special Forces OD-Delta and elements of the Navy SEALs and Air Force Special Operations went into one of the roughest neighborhoods in Mogadishu, Somalia to capture members of one faction in a horrible Civil War. When 2 helicopters were shot down, these troops went to the aid of their comrades and a mission that was supposed to last an hour ended the next morning. Just over 100 U.S. troops against a city.
When it was over, 18 men of these units had given their lives in the battle including 2 who volunteered to go to one crash site and help the downed aviators. Just the 2, knowing that help probably would never reach them. They gave their all.
So on this day, no matter what you are doing, think of these men and what they gave including the 18 who paid the ultimate price for their brothers. If you are out, raise one for them and say thanks.
Brothers of the Silk
The Return Of The Queen...New cpu...$1199 Internet service...$50 Gettin back 2 fubar...priceless I'll b back n about a wk,guyz. Peace...xox
40 Things You'd Love To Say Out Loud At Work:40 THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY OUT LOUD AT WORK:
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my
way.
6. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying.
10. Ahhhh ... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconcepti
What Really Happened Leading Up To The Events Of May 2, 2008As most of y'all probably know I was arrested may 2, 2008 on the charges of Aggrevated Stalking and Aggrevated Assault. Some of y'all may have even seen me on Fox29 news or in the Hometown News and Fort Pierce Tribune newspapers. Unfortunately, a lot of you have decided it's a fair assuption that since it was in the news that I must really be the kind of onster they attempted to make me out to be.Now since the fact that the state dropped the charges didn't make the news like my arrest did I am on my own to clear my name so Ican quit receiving strange looks from mpeople when I'm mout in public and hopefully reduce the number of people that are intending to kick my ass when they see me because they think I really intended to do what the police implied. Now for those of you that didn't know(hindsight leads e to think that there's more of you then I originally thought) Sarah and I started talking to each other and hangginggg out when I ggot back fro GA back in Feb. Of course, we never se
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Someone Saved My Life Tonight - Elton John
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When I think of those East End lights
Muggy nights,
The curtains drawn in the little room downstairs
Prima Donna, Lord, you really should have been there,
Sitting like a princess perched in her electric chair
And it's one more beer,
And I don't hear you anymore
We've all gone crazy lately,
My friend's out there,
Rolling 'round the basement floor
And someone saved my life tonight, sugar bear
You almost had your hooks in me
Didn't you dear
You nearly had me roped and tied,
Altar-bound, hypnotized,
Sweet freedom whispered in my ear
You're a butterfly,
And butterflies are free to fly,
Fly away, high away bye bye
I never realized the passing hours
Of evening showers,
A slip noose hanging in my darkest dreams
I'm strangled by your haunted social scene
Just a pawn outplayed by a domina
MovingHey yall I just wanted to let everyone know that I am in the middle of moving right now and will not have net for a week so when I am not here that's why.. Take care love to you all!!!
Check Ur SelfIm sure that theres somebody reading this knows what it means when you say "Its time to find yourself, you know, when your mind is playing tricks on yah and its getting out of control. I always say "make love to the mind, whats making love to the mind? you ask,Its when you whisper something sweet in the ear, then kiss that ear to confirm,and once the mind has that confidents built up then act on it. once you have the mind the rest will follow. Sometimes its easier to fall under that mind control method, when your at a certain age, ladies exspecially us, lets keep it real,lol, you start doubting if you still have it, Im not excluding you men,thats when its time to say "FIND YOURSELF. Or there something or someone you desire desperately, and you know its right but you still have doubts, even thou your heart is saying yes. Thats when it time to say "FIND YOURSELF, and if that something or someone is still there when you do find yourself, then its meant to be yours, On that note, if you do
Help, Please????!!!!I'm in another contest and I would greatly appreciate any and all help I get from my family and friends!!!! All love will be returned!!!!
Here's the link for it....
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I need rates and comments, please and ty so very much!!!!
XOXO's To All
Slapping The BullAre you brave enough??? Can you handle it??? Yes, we are slapping a bull thats right slapping a bull right are the arse... all you gotta do is first rate the "slapping the bull folder..
Then you need to fan/ rate/add everyone on the list.if they are on your frinds list already let them know that you are "slapping the bull or something along that line...PM when you are done i will get you added and make you a tag .. so lets start slapping
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Libra - October 2008Libra - October 2008
With a cluster of planets in your birth sign you can be a power couple this month. The energy is very romantic. Attractions will also be strong. Libra is the sign of marriage and seeks to bring two people together in balance. October 5 offers a chance to get to the deep truth of a problem, but you must remember to park your ego at the door. Compromise solutions that are fair to both will bring a feeling of greater intimacy and closeness. You can push through to a better place if you face conflicts directly. To be fully alive, you need the challenges, negotiations, and pitfalls of sharing your life with another. The Full Moon on October 14 promises mutual understanding and the creative enrichment that comes when you mix two souls. The New Moon on October 28 requires honesty. Avoid any attachment to the appearance of harmony at the cost of telling the truth.
I Are Having A Sad!Why does it seem like every time a guy friend gets a new GF he disappears off the face of the Earth and stops talking to you? Is the GF that insecure she can't deal with him having female friends or is the guy just being a jerk?
Libra - Lovescope For Week Of September 29, 2008Libra - Lovescope for week of September 29, 2008
The current issue with regard to your love and romance situation has to do with the fact that you aren't truly yourself around the one you love. You become someone you aren't. As a result, it's hard for the one you love to connect with you on a real, authentic, and loving level. In addition, it's hard for the one you love to give you what you truly need. You get a perfect opportunity right off the bat this week. This Monday the New Moon is in your sign, giving you the strongest opportunity of the entire year to plant a new seed with regard to love. This is your big chance to establish a new beginning. As you do, resonate with your true self. Embody who you are – the real you. Create a trajectory of truth and emotional fulfillment by coming from your authentic self. Use Tuesday to follow up with any pieces of the puzzle that you may have missed. Then enjoy the romantic magic that comes your way on Friday and Saturday. These are your
Just An Ear Would Be Nicethese later days, I feel as if i'm on the brink of tears. I've had way to many changes in my life, and many other obstacles that have landed in my path. I feel as if I am fighting a losing battle, for every time I think things may be looking up, I get another heart shattering blow. how much can one take, before it kills them? I'm lost, brokenhearted, and teary eyed. the question is, does he care enough to notice, that i'm dying on the inside? I feel as if i'm on my last thread, and this tread is so weak, its amazing that I'm still alive and kicking. what is one to do, when they feel so alone at night, even though, the person they love is laying by there side? how is one to stand up and face another day, when all they want to do is hide away and cry? my tears will fade away in time, but what about my heart? where is the love I need?
thanks for you time
Lost in a web of shattered pieces
An Opera Singer In Las Vegas And Other RealitiesI have to admit I was surprised that Neal E. Boyd won “America’s Got Talent” last night. While the winnings from our dollar bet among Robert, Margaret, Mary, Martha, and me regarding who would win that one million dollar prize as well as a headliner show in Las Vegas remained in our house (since I bet the eventual second-place winner would win), I’m relieved that at least vocal performance will be represented by someone who can not only awaken people to an appreciation of the classics – Boyd’s an opera singer, and I felt THAT wouldn’t go over in Vegas – but also provide the common touch. It’s something politicians (at least, the freely elected ones) shoot for yet all too often fall short of.
In my rating of reality-based television – better known to most of my reading audience as “reality TV” – I have to concede a far away second place to “Talent” (analogous to, in terms of great Star Wars movies, “Revenge of the Sith” being a far away second place to “The Empire Strikes Back”) be
Kidney Failure.So Last week, I woke up in hellish pain. I wet to the doctor's and found out that one of my kidneys stopped functioning and that I also have high blood pressure, which sux. I'm still in alot of pain even though I spent the better part of a week in a hospital bed with tubes running through me and the morphine was AWESOME as well as the vicadin, but I digress. I want to thank all of those who clled me and left me love. it's nice to know that ppl actually do care about the well-being of others. Thank you all. Hopefully I'll get better soon for when I start to travel across country again for the fall. Hope to see som of you on my journey.
Gettin Political........I see some people here or there on the fu ready to vote for Obama. I'm not voting for him.
Let me tell you why.
1. For 20 years he attended trinity united church in Chicago, Illinois...... his place of residence. This church has a history of black liberation theology which promotes black supremacy, not equality.
2. When he started seeking political office in Illinios he sought the support of William Ayers, someone who is part of "weather underground" a terrorist network here in the united states that has bombed New York City police headquarters and the Pentagon. Mr Ayers on 911 said publicly that the terrorists had not done enough. This oviously means hes not a repentant man. Obama has not distanced himself, or for that matter even publicly scolded Mr. Ayers for those actions. The president of the united states (and anyone wishing to become one) should at the very least hold some kind of adverse stance to those who want to cause chaos and terror in the united states.
3
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Yayfvck ya things are getting better!!
i just found out my sister is pregnant
yay!!!
i'm going to be an aunt again
(i hope it's a girl)
but she's having stomach cramps
real bad ones
i hope she and the baby are ok
:)
Disciple LarrybLarryB@ fubar
OK PEOPLE,,,WHO HASN’T HEARD OF THIS MAN, IF YOU HAVEN’T YOU SHOULD,,HES A GREAT FRIEND, ALWAYS HELPING SOMEONE, TONS OF GIVEAWAYS AND AS A CERTAIN WET CAT PUT IT,,,ROCKS MAJOR!!! SO LETS SHOW HIM HOW MUCH WE REALLY DO APPRECIATE HIM….
THANK YOU SO MUCH AND HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!
Fubar Trains Main List 301- 354 Updated301.Need For Speed
302.The Sexy Eyes Train
303.Fubar's Diamond Girls
304.Fubar's Strip Club
305.Love Hurts Train
306.Convoy(94)
307.Rat Race
308.The Ski Resort
309.Colt Nation
310.The Soul Train (62)
311.Freeway Of Love
312.Motivational Train
313.BBW Lovers Train
314.Birthstone Train
315.Camelot(69)
316.Summer's End Beach Party
317.Swimming With The Dolphins Train(62)
318.Fubar Animals Club(31)
319.Heaven Sent & Hell Bound Train
320.THE MEANIN OF FUBAR
321.Waterslide(73)
322.Pimp My ride(19)
323.Ready for the Weekend Train(78)
324.Blast From The Past(25)
325.The Unreal Train(25)
326.A Witches Train
327.Freaky Train(49)
328.TRICK OR TREAT TRAIN
329.January Birthday Train Members List(15)
330.Lets Ride
331.Fabulous Fubar Females Train
332.Fubar Blimp Ride(28)
333.Cha Cha Slide(32)
334.The Platinum Train
335.Dive In(32)
336.
Lost In YouMy fingers get lost in those strings but I got lost in those flings that were flung for me to catch and understand. Jingle, jangle,strum. I'm tired. I go. I am beckoned so it seems like I am wanted yet I am not the desire. I am not alone but it feels like I am. Oh!!! The intoxication, the excitement. I wish you could feel this but only I can. I dont understand it but i caught it. And u will understand it only after Ive let it go. Cause right now youre 1,000 miles away and I'm lying next to you. It always happens like that.
Staring off in the distance...it's getting blurry, I must be tired. No wait my eyes are tearing.......OUCH! Look down. My fingers are dripping blood...as I strum my guitar.
Woman Taking The X BackYou couldn't figure this out? Guys who beat up on women either physically or mentally are nothing but pieces of shit scumbags who need to have the their balls cut off with a dull knife. Oh, did i mention nice and slow..
DON'T TAKE EM BACK!
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Anger!Why do ppl have to play with your emotions like a f8ckin cat with a defensless mouse? Just toying around like a fun game until that bitch eats your ass and then steps away casually as it goes to the shit box to expell all of the other shit it has eatin.......In short~~~Animal/Human..no difference!
Week 5 ScheduleHey all! Here is the schedule for week 5. These games are going to be tough, so choose wisely!
Sunday Oct 5th
TEN @ BAL
KC @ CAR
CHI @ DET
ATL @ GB
IND @ HOU
SD @ MIA
SEA @ NYG
WAS @ PHI
TB @ DEN
BUF @ ARI
CIN @ DAL
NE @ SF
PIT @ JAC
Monday Oct 6th
MIN @ NO *hehehe*
Byes: CLE, NYJ, OAK, STL
GOOD LUCK ALL!
HalloweenShadows drift across the moon as darkness clouds my mind
A chill seizes upon my bones and peace I cannot find
I know not why the darkness brings a scense of dread
Old stories rise up from the past and chatter through my head
Of maniacs and murderers who's intention is suspect
And sorcery is unleashed in ways defying intellect
The shadow passes now beyond the moon my heart begins to cheer
As creatures snarl from the dark and wait to spread more fear
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Cabo TripI'm Heading to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico in 4 days... and for those of you that have been there.. Greatly appreciated if you can give me some ideas on what or where are the good places to go, eat, or party it up? I've never been there so I'm going for 3 nights, 4 days, so I want to make the best of the time that I am there :) Thank You for all your ideas!!
A Fubar TheifDEE75 HAS ROBBED ME OF 45K IN FUBUCKS THAT I GAVE HER FOR 100 11'S. SHE HAS NEVER RATED MY PICS AND SAID SHE HAS NO PLANS TO AND WONT GIVE MONEY BACK TO ME CUZ SHE SAID SHE GAVE IT TO SOMEONE FOR A SPOTLIGHT, SO I WARN ALL IN THE FUNATION TO NOT GIVE MONEY TO HER SHES A THEIF AND A FUSNAKE. IF YOU DEAL WITH HER ITS AT UR OWN RISK. AND SHE WONDERS WHY IVE BITCHED HER OUT.
Mummer NightsOde to all the mummer lovers
Mummer loving aint it a blast
mummer love happens so fast
shes a girl crazy and mad
met a boy nuts as can be
mummer days drifting away to oh oh the mummer nights
tell me more tell me more
did they forget meds
tell me more tell me more
like have they lost their heads
she seems cranky maybe its cramps
he has lost it dim like a lamp
shes his life with out her hell drown
hes never normal when shes around
mummer dumb has just began but oh oh the mummer nights
tell me more tell me more
was it love at first sight
tell me more tell me more
then why do they fight
Its a fun moron parade
she so sour like lemonade
its so fun to sit and watch
him acting like it burns in the crotch
mummer fling dont mean a thing but oh oh the mummer nights
tell me more tell me more
like why does she brag
tell me more tell me more
does he dress in drag
hes not friendly angry and mad
in her bagina there must be sand
i
Nights In White SatinNights in white satin,
Never reaching the end,
Letters Ive written,
Never meaning to send.
Beauty Id always missed
With these eyes before,
Just what the truth is
I cant say anymore.
cause I love you,
Yes, I love you,
Oh, how, I love you.
Gazing at people,
Some hand in hand,
Just what Im going thru
They can understand.
Some try to tell me
Thoughts they cannot defend,
Just what you want to be
You will be in the end,
And I love you,
Yes, I love you,
Oh, how, I love you.
Oh, how, I love you.
Nights in white satin,
Never reaching the end,
Letters Ive written,
Never meaning to send.
Beauty Id always missed
With these eyes before,
Just what the truth is
I cant say anymore.
cause I love you,
Yes, I love you,
Oh, how, I love you.
Oh, how, I love you.
cause I love you,
Yes, I love you,
Oh, how, I love you.
Oh, how, I love you.
~~~~happy Halloween 2008~~~~ =whoo~hoo!=~~~~Happy Halloween 2008~~~~ =whoo~hoo!=
I had already been in the hospital by the time you all are reading this. Was in from 9/27/08 til 10/01/08. It all started off a fairly decent day. We got up and had already E-purchased our tickets for Knott's Berry Farm's "Halloween Haunt" for the night. So, we proceeded to get ready to go. I was feeling a bit light-headed and dizzy, but was determinded to go and give my husband a night that he would never forget. Well, it turned into a weekend he never forgot let's just say that much for now.
For those of you who don't know about the "Halloween Haunt", let me explain briefly but as accurately as I possibly can. It is a fun filled experience for those who enjoy Halloween. The amusement park in converted into a complete Halloween themed one. They have Ghouls, Goblins, Ghosts, and activities to scare the crap out of you.... well at least try. The rides are and buildings are decorated like a dead ghost town and berry farm (mind you the
Chinese Much??Messing around in google translator, what was said and what it said! Funny as all hell!
Pat McGroin (10/1/2008 7:20:04 PM): Ik zit hier naakt, en als u dit uit voorstelt, zal ik mijn webcam aanzetten
Clowns (10/1/2008 7:20:42 PM): OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Pat McGroin (10/1/2008 7:20:49 PM): what?
Clowns (10/1/2008 7:21:43 PM): I sit here naked, and if you from proposing, I will encourage my webcam
Pat McGroin (10/1/2008 7:22:24 PM): I am sitting here naked, and if you figure this out, I will turn on my webcam
Clowns (10/1/2008 8:14:43 PM): Olet niin vitun upea haluan osuma, että yli ja ohi ja yli
Pat McGroin (10/1/2008 8:15:59 PM): You are so fucking fantastic, I want to hit that over and over and over
Clowns (10/1/2008 8:16:16 PM): ei niskaasi puolestaan teitä?
Clowns (10/1/2008 8:16:59 PM): does your neck turn you on
Pat McGroin (10/1/2008 8:17:02 PM): do not turn your neck to you?
Clowns (10/1/2008 10:26:50 PM): Ano ang loko bagay ang maa
Never AssumeWhen you talk with a friend or family member do you assume you will have another chance to speak with them? And its ok that you didnt say everything you wanted to say to them because you knew you would have the chance tomorrow?
Dont!
I was on the phone for hours last night with a friend who was feeling depressed...
She wasnt happy where she was living and how her life was going and the relationship she was in wasnt going as she had once thought it would.
She had made the call to her counselor prior to calling me and wanted to talk to me until she heard back from him... just to keep herself together is what she said...
I now know differently...
She called because she knew it was the last time she would talk to me...
She confided in me many things that she was feeling about herself and her life...
Then we talked about our relationship and how it had begun and the turn of events in the years that followed...
Before I knew it my Lauren was talking to me not the downtroddened
Mrhumpy ConvosMy Shoutbox
->mrhumpy™: I really don't care what yo think...your not my friend
mrhumpy™: lol@ur friends......like i give a FUCK what u do ...or who u show???LMAO
mrhumpy™: ur just making urself look bad ...with "hotties" in ur name
->mrhumpy™: *shakes head* please go play with your friends
mrhumpy™: enjoy ur lame ass "hotties" gang...and the controlling "chief".......that makes YOU look just as PATHETIC as the other loser women who follow his orders...hahahahahaha
Charley: lol... controlled? really?
mrhumpy™: LMAO ....thats all in fun....its called a FRIEND...that jokes with me
->mrhumpy™: *shakes head* please go play with your friends
mrhumpy™: enjoy ur lame ass "hotties" gang...and the controlling "chief".......that makes YOU look just as PATHETIC as the other loser women who follow his orders...hahahahahaha
mrhumpy™: LMAO ....thats all in fun....its called a FRIEND...that jokes with me
->mrhumpy™: those who disrespect women do not g
Megadeth: 'anthology' Box SetFollowing the successful 2007 release of the coveted 4-CD+DVD Warchest box set, Megadeth is back with a vengeance with Anthology: Set The World Afire. The career-spanning 2-CD and digital collection, to be released September 30 by Capitol/EMI, features Megadeth’s top hits and fan favorites, a previously unreleased demo and two rare concert recordings.
Anthology: Set The World Afire is loaded with 35 electrifying tracks, among them Megadeth’s top hits, including "Trust," "A Tout Le Monde," "Insomnia" and "Train of Consequences." Also included are rare 1992 concert recordings of "Peace Sells" and "Symphony Of Destruction," previously available only in limited release, the latter having never been released in the U.S. "High Speed Dirt" is a demo version, previously unreleased.
Iconic frontman Dave Mustaine pioneered the hugely successful metal band, Megadeth after his departure from Metallica. Beginning with the band’s 1985 debut album, Killing Is My Business…And Business Is Go
Inside Out Pt. IiLay down, the threat is real
Cover who you are inside
Help me remember before I forget
Stapled shut inside
Claustrophobic outside
Posessed inversion
Retrograde perversions
A little bit schitzophrenic
Trip inside my astral plane
Step too hard and I'll lick out your brain
Blasting off to space inside my head
Think you can hang, bring a rope
The only way you'll hang is by the neck
I burn inside and out
Gotta get whats inside out...
What Is The Point?Some one please tell me what the point is of being fu married? I mean seriously unless your a real life couple on here it doesn't mean anything it's not legal in any way I am not being a downer I am just trying to understand what the fuss is over being fu married...I always assumed we were all our own person on here and we had our own identies and this was all for fun some people take it to extreme measures of a real wedding when in reality this is "ONLINE" and it not only that it's not going to stop the men nor women from hitting on your special someone if they want them bad enough they will stop at nothing to get the attention that they seek...okay its just me rambling again I said my piece just someone for gods sake give me a good anwser on this one lol.
Romancing YouRomancing You
by BlueWolf51 ©
I want to know your secrets
that nobody else knows.
I want to see inside you
where all your dreams grow.
I want to know the little things
that all add up to you.
I want to know the secret hopes
of things you want to do.
I want to find each little spot
that makes your insides glow.
I want to reach that hidden place
where only you can go.
I want to whisper in your ear
things so sweet and true.
I want to do these things and more
I want to romance you....
Oct 2 2008
TodayToday
In the corner of the room,
I was thinking
What are you doing?
Its been days, weeks, months
There's still no news of you
Is it time
To give up now
To face the truth
That you had went away
Is it time
To start a new day
Without thoughts of you
Is it time
To let go
For there is nothing more
To hold on to
Is it today
To know
Your existence
Is no longer in here
That we're never meant to be
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A Perfect NightPerfect Night
by BlueWolf51 ©
Your hand in mine
the music plays
candle light shines
our bodies sway.
The beat of the music
the beat of our hearts
lost in our passion
we can't pull apart.
Giving and taking
all that's inside
soulful seduction
nothing to hide.
Bodies exploding
erotic desire
two become one
consuming fire....
Oct 2 2008
YesLast night i held you in my arms, and as you slept i watched you sleep, You looked so angelic in the night light i nearly cried, i did let the tears fall for they were for you, no nothings is wrong my love, its just tears of love i have for you i whispered quietly, you smiled as if you knew.
I prayed every that this dream would come true, it had, is why iamk with you tonight...so Yes, iam happy, and yes iam deep love with you, and t o not have you at my side is too much to bare.
yes it is silly for i do know you wouldnt leave me,
but is how i am, i loe you with all my heart abd joy, with every beat of my heart and every inch of my life..Hell i could say without you i woul just give up and die! for you are everything to me, life love happiness everything that is good and wonderful thats what you are.
Nature Helps Ground Me.Stars have always helped me to get things into perspective . . . I tried to let the starlight heal something deep in me that hurt.
--Madeleine L'Engle
For a long time, people have used stars to find their way in the dark. Many a lost soul has been guided by the North Star or the Big Dipper.
If we watch the sky at night, we can see thousands of twinkling stars. They are our friends. They remind us how small we are. They remind us of the vastness of the universe, of the power and beauty that surround us.
Starlight in the sky, or reflected on a lake, can comfort us when we hurt. With safe and open arms, nature accepts our sorrow, no matter how we express it. Starlight, like all of nature, reflects a light that comes from way beyond us. It is that light that heals us in a deep and quiet way.
How has nature comforted me when I am troubled?
Take Action No Matter What Form.Do something about it
When something is troubling you, make the commitment to change it. Then begin to act on that decision right away.
Some of the influences in your life are under your control, and many of those influences are outside your control. Yet you can always decide upon and put into action a positive response to anything.
Don't sit around being amazed at how miserable you are and at how unfairly life is treating you. Instead, be amazed at how quickly and effectively you can do something about it.
Don't complain to others about how tough it is for you. Instead, inspire them with your positive and enthusiastic attitude and actions.
When the world feels all wrong, that's a valuable signal. It's your way of telling yourself to get going and make a difference.
You have plenty of good options if you'll simply make the effort to find them. Pick the best one, get busy putting it into action, and take positive control of your world.
-- Ralph Marston
????Can't explain the way I feel
You want the love I've never felt
Swallowed whole at its inception
Create a fable to get yourelf through
Cry and question self rightious little one
Suicide solution in your eyes
You want me to give you answers
How can I when I don't have them to give
You call me liar
You call me Devil
Call me what you wish
No one can change how I feel
I tried to lie to myself
Tried to tell myself I cared
Self imposed delusions
Self centered illusions
Hate me if it helps you sleep...
Bill O'reilly And Tucker TooIn my short 29 years on this planet I have come across some truly annoying people (Tiger Fans remember Randy Smith) However there are two people in this world who have taken the cake. The first is a cranky myopian named Bill O'Reilly who has a pungent show on Fox News Channel called the O'Reilly Factor. This dumb bastard missed his calling. With the way he twists words and events he should have been a pretzel maker. I dont want to say Bill O'Reilly distorts things, but Stephen Glass used him as inspiration. Ok not really but still this guy ought to change his career title to "Professional Bullshit Artist". Thank God we have people like Keith Olbermann who see through this asshole and his games.
The second all time douchebag is a smarmy piece of crap named Tucker Bounds. Tucker is a spokesman for John McCain's campaign. It is my opinion that Tucker Bounds truly doesnt know his ass from a hole in the ground. When he is asked a question concerning Gov. Palin or Sen McCain he talks dow
Loves And HatesI've only been on this site like a week, but I've already decided what I love and hate on here.
I LOVE when some dumb bitch who's "up for auction", has 5000 fans, and more cleavage pics than Maxim posts a mumm about how surprised she is she's getting divorced. No fucking shit, bitch! What the hell kind of man is going to stand for his wife spending all her time and energy attention whoring all over this site? No man that any woman could respect and marry in the first place, so of course he's going to dump your skank ass. Maybe the fu-Coronas that 1000 horny guys send you will help soften the blow.
I HATE when someone's screenname is "Imjustme". No shit, retard. We're all "just me". Why not just name yourself "Human" or "Person" or "Fubar User"? It's gay.
Okay, I'll add more later.
2BETWEN YOUR 2 THICK THIGHS
IS WHERE YOUR PUSSY LIES
THAT MAKES MY DICK A RISE
SNAKESHIT
Bleeding HeartYou walked away
As the door slams,
Heart shattered
As the door shuts
You took away
The life we built
Walked away
What we hold for so long
You left me cold
Standing alone
I embrace the silence
Falling upon me
I felt death
So quickly taking over me
A bleeding heart
Forever
Lying in darkness
BeautyBETWEN YOUR TWO BRIGHT EYES
IS WHERE YOUR BEAUTY LIES
THAT MAKES MY HEART A RISE
SHAKESSPERE
Forging The BalanceThe fire of youth is impetuaous, fearless, and passionate, yet untempered. The passing of winters can bring cynicism, coldness, hardened hearts, and lacking of daring.
Fortunately for humankind, there are elders who cherish the passion of youth, tempering it with the wisdom of age. These Wise Ones refuse to cower in the shadows of lost dreams. On their paths, they refuse to bow to hoplessness, refused to adopt the lackluster attitudes of the masses, and stood in the aliveness they saw in the natural world.
Only the bold and brave seem to be willing to honor the aliveness they carry. They hold the secret of forging the balance of fiery passion and ageless wisdom. They lead through living and sharing their spontaneous perspective, never especting others to follow. Because they drink the beauty oa all life has to offer, sharing their aliveness and thanks for the that nectar every moment of every day.
Jamie Sams
Sin Inside...Don't wanna lock me up inside
I wanna stay in love with myself
Oh Gods I wanna let it go
Couldn't hide the emptiness
Never gonna drink enough to forget
Flood my will to try
I wanna stay in love with my soul
Drowning my will to fly
Here in the darkness I know myself
I long to find my place among the ashes
Come to me and let your light shine
Show me the emptiness I can't see
Show me the sin inside me...
Fear And Loathing From MissouriThe biggest event in television history is taking place tonight. No im not talking about Katie Couric's follow up colonoscopy I am talking about the Vice Presidential Debate between Joe Biden and Sarah Palin. Over the last month we have seen Sarah Palin go from Republican Hero to bumbling Zero thanks in part to the now famous Katie Couric interviews. However, even though she makes Dan Quayle look like a Rhoades Scholar there is no way she can lose this debate. The McCain campaign has done such a good job of turning every question concerning her qualifications into media attacks or sexist questions that the very second Joe Biden refers to inexperience her popularity is going to sky rocket. This bothers me because for years women have fought for equal rights (which I supported 100%) however I find it funny that now that they have them they want to play by different rules. When a journalist pointed out the Palin was all for the Bridge To Nowhere before Washington pulled out it was called
10/02/08 - Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb (i Have Become)SONG VERSION BELOW
Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd
VIDEO VERSION BELOW
Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd
LYRICS BELOW
Hello
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me
Is there anyone home?
Come on, now
I hear youre feeling down
Well I can ease your pain
Get you on your feet again
Relax
I need some information first
Just the basic facts
Can you show me where it hurts?
There is no pain, you are receding
A distant ships smoke on the horizon
You are only coming through in waves
Your lips move but I cant hear what youre sayin
When I was a child, I had a fever
My hands felt just like two balloons
Now I've got that feeling once again
I cant explain, you would not understand
This is not how I am
I have become comfortably numb
I have become comfortably numb
Ok
Just a little pinprick
Therell be no more --aaaaaahhhhh!
But you may feel a little sick
Can you stand up?
I
Bike Hoes Beware! They Are Onto You!Bike Hoes Beware....Theyre Onto You!!!!!
1.If you have no bike but just happen to have your own helmet in your car we know your playing us for a ride.
2. If your gonna go for a ride go on with the niceest bike hes the one who is least likley to crash and kill you.If he has a nice bke hes prob. been ridding a while. If you go with a tool who has a 86 ninja 250 we are all gonna laugh at you.Plus use your head if his bike looks broke then so is he DUHHH!
3. If the bike is a "Stunt bike" or rashed up all over reconsider there is a reason its rashed up.
4. If your FAT! save yourself some embaressment and us the agrivation of trying to tell you no with out saying cuz YOUR FAT BITCH!!!! we can only be sooo nice. Use your head.
5.If your friend is ugly or FAT (See rule 4) it is not my responsability to get someone to take her.
6. If you have on a skirt then YES!!! we have to go first no one else knows how to get where we are going (Right guys )
7. Showing your tits wi
Less Than...Promises made in vain
Leaving on a Saturday
Waiting on the lies
Rusted here in my shame
You've lied
Watched our time go by
What meant so much to me
Dead for you
Southbound with all my hopes
Crushed flat you're carrying me
Never knew anything could hurt like this
Pain numbs over time
I'm the creep you chose
Saw what you wanted in my eyes
Took what you wanted from my heart
Taste the bullets
Blow your mind
Got no meaning
Ain't nothing but a rhyme
Less than half the man I used to be
Thank you for making less of me
I'm feelin uninspired
Think I'll start my fire
Well I'll be, there's a dawn to face...
You Know You Are A Female Rider If...You Know Youre A REAL Female Rider If.....
ya know you are a REAL female rider if you have experienced any of this :)
1.you have broke a nail on your clutch or front brake .......
2.the only perfume you smell like is eu de exhuast.......
3.you have specific riding shoes so you don't have shifter marks on your cute ones ......
4.your helmet has makeup on the inside of it .....
5.you take the "windswept" hair look to a level never seen before...
6.you have spent hours trying to untangle your hair after a long day of riding .........
7.you have tan lines on your wrists from wearing your riding gloves.......
8.you have had mascara in your eyes cause they were watering from riding so fast .......
9.you have rode up to a restuarant or bar and had to go pick bugs off your face before you could go hang out with your friends........
10.you have had to pull over to pull up your lowrise jeans cause your crack was showing .......
11.you have
Look What My Girls Did Love YallBy now you know, Hard2Handle has a Happy Hour tonight @ 6pm FU Time!
But what you don't know, is that she'd like you to love this girl up..Wonder_Woman { is managed by T & Suggardaddy}@ fubar
She is one awesome Super Hero!!!
She is so close to Oracle, surely with every one dropping by her page during Hard2Handles Happy hour, it will be done in no time..
She has a wonderful sense of humor and a great person to know.
So stop by her page and love her up now..
You don't have to wait till tonight, love her up ALL day long. Spank her, Bling her, Bomb her, share her with your friends..
She always does for others and will surely bring a smile to your face
Bully By:MsCharlotte2U!~No Rate No Add~@ fubarPlease Re-Post!Please Re-Post!Please Re-Post!
America Got It Wrong!Its too bad! Yesterday on America's Got Talent they revealed that a crying opera singer is the best new act in America. Now maybe if he stopped crying.. but he is so fake! Too bad!
My heart goes out to the real talent.. Nuttin but Strings and Eli Mattson! I say real meaning they aren't fake crying every time they get on stage.. they just impressed people by doing what they do. They are amazing and I can't wait until they aren't under contract from AGT so I can see them live and buy their cds and such!
Her EyesI watch into her gaze and my heart begins its faze.
The look she give consumes my soul, as warmth from summers glow.
That touch of lips is only there cause of my heart Constance share
of that window into her soul. Those eyes of gold that make my heart aglow,
kevin 10-02-08
MistakesMistakes
Everyone makes them some small some big.
Some you and correct and some you cant
We all make them at one time or another .
Do we forgive and forget or let them eat you away
Can you say your sorry and it was my fault.
Somethings are not worth fixing but most are easy.
Some hurt and you don't even know it makes you think was it my fault or was it something I did.
Mistakes some you can live with some you can't
Just remember everyone is human and we all make them.
Its how you change or come back from them that makes us who we are.
Why Women CryWhy Women Cry
Why Women Cry...
A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?"
"Because I'm a woman," she told him.
"I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged
him and said, "And you never will."
Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does
mother seem to cry for no reason?"
"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could
say.
The little boy grew up and became a man, still
wondering why women cry.
Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the
phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"
God said:
"When I made the woman she had to be special.
I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight
of the world,
yet gentle enough to give comfort.
I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and
the rejection that many times comes from her children.
I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going
when everyone else gives up, and take care of her
family through sickness and fati
Who Is She?I hear a sweet voice whispering
Whispering things into my brain
Assuring me that I'm insane
She holds my hand and I lie
I lie to get a taste
She pulls me close
I let her lead me where she may
Her voice inside me my new obsession
My will is not my own
I give all of myself
I step into the shadows
Allow her face to shine
Who I am is who she's made
The man I was is no more
She pulled me from oblivion
Singing her siren song to me
Saved me from hell
Only to crash me upon her shore
Trying so hard to see back
I can't feel the me that was
So be it...
Ugh...decisionsconfusion has set in....im at a point in my life where i wish thigs were so very different. im tired of feeling that i was put on this earth to be a slave to someone. I wan respect, love, romance! Little things that are so very easy to do are just so damn hard for some ppl. I have always been the strong one....and now i feel myself slipping away with out something to grab ahold of. I am the bubbly, outgoing, fun one, that everyone loves to be around and right now i just want to crawl in a hole so no one can see me. this is very hard for me to put up here and no its not a cry for help im just venting some pent up anger, frustrations, and heartache. i know there are some major decisions that need to be made in my life and im not sure as how to approach it. I see so many happy ppl around me and i put on the greatest happy face but the truth is im dying inside and at this point theres nothing to really save me! I have alot to think about and will keep u posted on what happens.
October Is Breast Cancer Awareness MonthOctober is breast cancer awareness month. Early detection can save lives. When breast cancer is found early, the 5-year survival rate is 98%, which is why there are over 2 million breast cancer survivors today. Whether you are 20 or 80, you need an early-detection plan. Do those monthly self check exams!
Prego Jokes...Pregnancy Questions & Answers
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word 'alimony' means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change their diapers often.
Shoot Me Again -- MetallicaI won't go away
Right here I'll stay
Stand silent in flames
Stand tall 'till it fades
Shoot me again
I ain't dead yet
Shoot me again
All these shots I take
I spit back at you
All the shit you fake
Comes back to haunt you
All the shots
All the shots I take
What difference did I make?
All the shots I take
I spit back at you
I won't go away, with a bullet in my back
Right here I'll stay, with a bullet in my back
Shoot me take a shot
I'll stand on my own, with a bullet in my back
I'm stranded and sold, with a bullet in my back
I bite my tongue
Trying not to shoot back
No compromise
My heart won't pump the other way
Wake the sleeping giant
Wake the beast
Wake the sleeping dog
No, Let him sleep
SacrificeI'm moving back to Reno soon. something I swore I'd never do. But my daughter needs me more than I've ever realized. The woman I love pointed this out to me. She even broke up with me, I think, to remove anyone else I might put ahead of my daughter. My daughter has always been in my heart. No one can ever change that. Just because I'm absent doesn't mean that I love her any less. I'm moving back to Reno again and putting myself at risk all for my daughter. There are people there who want me dead and a vice there that I haven't been able to defeat. I do this for the love of my little girl. Sometimes we have to take losses and die a little bit for those we love most.
Why? (i'm Alive)My only redemption
My only salvation
The one thing I treasure most
You cannot take it away
I'm no slave to your whims
You cannot take this from me
You've labled me insane
Branded me a fool
For this I shall make the greatest sacrifice
Always an outcast
Unloved by those I chose
Why am I even trying?
You'll never know what I truly am
I am the shadow
I fly away with the light
No matter how hard you try
I will return
Now and forevermore
I'm alive despite all you do
You will never break me...
Show Me How You Feeltoday is PINCH BUTT DAY and baby u know you're sexy if u get pinched! GO ahead & start PINCHING! send this 2 all your sexy friends (even me) If u get 2 back you're ugly, 3-4 ok, 5-6 damn, 7-8 WOW!,9 HOT as hell..
Band Contest For My Neice...Re: Void808
http://miraconnextionz.net/tbc.html
We were entered into a contest where we have a chance to win a free TOP NOTCH promotional package that we really need. Out of 1,000’s of bands/groups we’ve made it to the top 16 finalists. So please, take a moment to go to the url below and vote. You will not have to sign up for anything or give any personal info . When the site loads, click on the part that says “CLICK HERE TO VOTE” about a ¼ of the way down the page. You’ll be redirected to another page where all you have to do is click the little button by our picture and then click submit…. Then you’re done. I love you!
Crystal Made This To Help Me Out, Love Ya Girl!!!We all know and love her! She made it to Godmother and is now working her way to DISCIPLE!!!
So lets help her out and get this wonderful lady leveled!
Click here to go to her page and love her up!!!
CrazyMama45**FU-Bomber Family Manager**Fu Bad Girls*/Fu-Wifey to sTaRr///Fu-Owned by SLDC & TLC@ fubar
This bulletin was made with love by *~*~*Crystal*~*~*
*~*~*Crystal*~*~*FU-Bomber*2nd Alarm Hottie*FU-Owned by sinsational6968*~*~@ fubar
(repost of original by '*~*~*Crystal*~*~*FU-Bomber*2nd Alarm Hottie*FU-Owned by sinsational6968*~*~' on '2008-10-02 07:33:52')
Love Is A LieMy ex fu wife/r/l/g/f is now my ex everything because she didn't have the self restraint or patience to wait long enough until we could be together in real life. She needs someone to hold and cuddle and etc... I was asked for a 2nd chance and like a fool I allowed it. Time passed and my suspicions and paranoia were starting to come to a head and the question that ended it all was asked. I am not even going to attempt it anymore. I don't need to waste my time with such trivial things like this, if I'm 40 by the time I even get a girlfriend or wife, I guess that is just how it is going to have to be.
WonderwomanBy now you know, Hard2Handle has a Happy Hour tonight @ 6pm FU Time!
But what you don't know, is that she'd like you to love this girl up..Wonder_Woman { is managed by T & Suggardaddy}@ fubar
She is one awesome Super Hero!!!
She is so close to Oracle, surely with every one dropping by her page during Hard2Handles Happy hour, it will be done in no time..
She has a wonderful sense of humor and a great person to know.
So stop by her page and love her up now..
You don't have to wait till tonight, love her up ALL day long. Spank her, Bling her, Bomb her, share her with your friends..
She always does for others and will surely bring a smile to your face
Bully By:MsCharlotte2U!~No Rate No Add~@ fubarPlease Re-Post!Please Re-Post!Please Re-Post!
Truth By OshoTruth
"Truth is beyond structure. It comes only when you are in an unstructured state of consciousness. It comes only when there is no expectation of it, no preparation for it, because all preparation is expectation. Truth comes unawares, truth comes as a surprise. You cannot manage and manufacture it, it comes when it comes.
There is no path to truth. This is one of the most fundamental things to understand. If you are searching for truth, all paths will lead you astray, because following a path means that you have already decided what truth is. You have decided the direction, the dimension, you have decided how to approach it, what discipline to follow, what doctrine to adopt. Your destination will just be a projection of your own mind. It will be just your mind playing a game with itself. There is no way to truth, because the mind is the barrier and it is the mind that creates the way. The mind has to go. The mind has to cease for truth to be.
Truth is not a discipline eith
Pay It Forword!Recently I have had a lot of time to think. The economy is on a decline, gas and food prices keep going up and down, jobs are scarce because they don't pay enogh..... The society we live in is in turmoil and people are led to uncertanty. The goverment goes to war or proposes a bail out when all we realy need is the compassion of one another. With the way thing are right now, everyone is clinging to every last thing they have. All the while they are forgetting those who have very little if anything at all. We sweep asie those who are less than us like the single parent working two jobs just to make rent and never hast time for their kids. The homeless who just needs a bit of foo a hot shower and a nice set of clothes to get a job and turn things around. There are many out there with large bank accounts flaunting and wasting what they have to try to find happiness in the extravagant or material. I have found that happiness can be found in a simple act of kindness that all humans are cape
Stressed.????????STRESSED SPELLED BACKWARDS IS DESSERTS
*If you eat something,and no one sees you eat it,it has no calories.
*If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar,the calories in the candy bar are canceled out by the diet soda fizz.
*When you eat with someone else,calories don't count if you do not eat more than he/she does.
*Foods used for medicinal purposes,such as hot chocolate,brandy,toast,and Sara Lee banana cake,NEVER count.
*If you fatten up everyone else around you,you will look thinner.
*Movie-related foods do not have additional calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of ones personal fuel.Some examples: Milk Duds,buttered popcorn,Junior Mints,Red Hots,and Tootsie Rolls.
*Cookie pieces contain no calories.The process of breaking causes calorie leakage.
*Things licked off of knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something.
*Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories.Ex
Citizen Copesee I will carry you through the hurricane waters
And I'll remember you in the blue skies
See I will carry you in the hurricane waters
And I'll remember you in the blue skies
Something happens when
You're caught searching for an answer
When you're stuck in the middle
Of a place that you don't belong yeah
When you start to lose sight of what's right and wrong yeah
'Cause when we started it was innocent
'Cause when we started it was innocent
see I will carry you through the hurricane waters
And I'll remember you in the blue skies
See I will carry you in the hurricane waters
And I'll remember you in the blue skies
Until we meet again
Until it's like it was
Until then
Until the answers start raining down
Until the skies open up until the trumpet sounds
Until then
Until the city and the country ain't divided
Until then
Until the spirit and the mind ain't fighting
Until the scenes of tomorrow and today finally play
see I will carry you through the hurricane w
Haley*****Attention Fu Friends and Fam*****
I wanted to do a pimped out bully each week for a woman of fubar that is truly Like a Diamond!This week i picked a woman that is beautiful on the inside and out! She is always thinking of
others and is truly a Honest!True!Real! Friend!
This Woman is Like a Diamond!!!
Her name is Haley..she is 23yrs old and is one of the sweetest and most caring
person that i have had the honor of meeting on fu! Never in my life have i known
someone who is so Out going!She is Simply Amazing! Haley was born with
a brittle bone disease called Osteogenesis Imperfecta.She is in a wheelchair and can
not walk. Even though she has this disibility it does not define who she is! She Has amazing
CONFIDENCE!!! She is Beautiful!She is Sexy!She has a heart of Gold!She is Smart!She is
She is Straight to the Point and i love that about her!!
***Plz Go show her lots of Love!! F/R/A her if you have not yet! Re rate her if u have!
spank her page hard with lots
Solid Gold Moss Statue Revealed"A 50kg solid gold statue of model Kate Moss has been unveiled at the British Museum, in London.
The £1.5m sculpture, entitled Siren, is by artist Marc Quinn and is one of several contemporary sculptures in the exhibition Statuephilia.
Each work has been sited in a different gallery within the museum, placed with items from its permanent collection.
Quinn's sculpture is said to be the largest gold statue created since the time of Ancient Egypt."
If you look closely, you can see her kidneys.
Full story here.
Your Job - Now Hiring All Staff And Dj's*****ALL staff are required now to have a salute pic, even if Fubar doesn't have to have them for you to be a member, I require them for you to work for Sweetwater's*****
***ALL staff are required to have the lounge invite on your profile and in a blog, ALL staff are required to do all forms of invites, if you don't know what they are , refer to your staff info page.***
DJ'S -
1. We now are once again on a search for dj's. We all need to leave the normal invite to the lounge on ppl's pages , it says hiring dj's on it so hopefully we'll get some responses from that.
2. ALL dj's are now required to do some talking, even if it's just announcing the station name, lounge name , urself and tunes now n there while on ur shift.
3. If you're goin to be or are a dj for Sweetwater's lounge, you will now be required to commit yourself to a scheduled time slot. If you can't make it, call/text or IM me and let me know, if you can't get ahold of me, then it's your responsibility to get
Patio ProblemMy husband, Ray, was attempting to build a patio for the first time. He bought 100 cement blocks. Laying them out in a pattern, he discovered the chosen area was too small.
He stacked the blocks against the house and cleared more space. The next day Ray put the cement blocks back down, only to find that the ground was too hard to keep the patio level.
He ordered a truckload of sand to be delivered the following morning. Again he stacked the 100 blocks against the house.
Observing all this, our next-door neighbor asked, "Ray, are you going to put your patio away every night
Local Idiot To Post Comment On InternetHAZEL PARK, MI—In a statement made to reporters earlier this afternoon, local idiot Brandon Mylenek, 26, announced that at approximately 2:30 a.m. tonight, he plans to post an idiotic comment beneath a video on an Internet website.
"Later this evening, I intend to watch the video in question, click the 'reply' link above the box reserved for user comments, and draft a response, being careful to put as little thought into it as possible, while making sure to use all capital letters and incorrect punctuation," Mylenek said. "Although I do not yet know exactly what my comment will entail, I can say with a great degree of certainty that it will be incredibly stupid."
Full story here.
Oct 2008 AuctionI am up for acution again.
Click the picture to Bid on me
They changed prioces on Auto 11 Blings. Update on my offer!!!.
If the bid includes a 70 Credit blingpack, I will give you 1 Auto 11 bling.
If the bid includes a 150 Credit blingpack, I will give you 3 Auto 11 blings.
Bill
The acution is over!!!
Please check out my Owner "Sweet Sexy Latina&hearts ". She is super Sweet!!! Click the link below to Rate, Fan, and Add her!!!!
Sweet Sexy Latina&hearts *Founder & Owner of Club TABU*~Fu-Owned by "TOMMY aka Fantasy Maker@ fubar
Bill
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This woman rocks to the fullest!!She is having the most kick a$$ Happy Hour on the planet! IT STARTS AT 8 FU TIME SO BE THERE! She is always doing things to help others on here and now its her turn!!!!! Who is she you ask? Why none other than the always beautiful, sexxy ♊ DJ SOFT "Deputy Chief 2nd Alarm Hotties Elite" and DJ @ Fallen Angels@ fubar
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~ Survivor ~THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES
Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and
3 kids each for six weeks.
Each kid will play
two sports
and either take music
or dance classes.
There is no fast food.
Each man must
take care of his 3 kids;
keep his assigned house clean,
correct all homework,
and complete science projects,
cook, do laundry,
and pay a list of 'pretend' bills
with not enough money.
In addition, each man
will have to budget in money
for groceries each week.
Each man
must remember the birthdays
of all their friends and relatives,
and send cards out
on time--no Emailing.
Each man must also
take each child to a doctor's appointment,
a dentist appointment
and a haircut appointment.
He must make
one unscheduled and inconvenient
visit per child
to the Urgent Care.
He must also
make cookies or cupcakes
for a social function.
Each man will be responsible for
decorating his own assigne
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