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Take My Hand
I wrote this for someone i love dearly You slowly came into my life ,and I suddenly began to fall. How could i have fallen so fast ? Not knowing you at all . I never thought I would fall so hard ,or that i'd fall so deep. I never thought i'd dream of you when i drifted off to sleep. I've waited so long to find a man like you .And now that your here ,it seems to good to be true. Now i stand in front of you with my heart out on my sleeve.Wishing you'd open up your heart and share your life with me.I want to be held close within your warm embrace.I want to smile everyday at the sight of your precious face. I want to laugh with you ,smile..... and even cry .I want to know who you are and what goes on inside.If you can look inside and give ,your heart to me , I promise i'll never hurt you . I'll never break you apart. This may seem hard for you to understand.I'll show you all the love i have. Just come TAKE MY HAND I love you !
Cougar For Oracle
Hey yall come on over to Cougarbabies page and lets help her get to Oracle.She is the best friend anyone could ever ask for always there when u need her.So what ya waiting for come on over and show her lots of fu love..Oh yeah couple more things. She has auto 11's and is a bling freak..lol I love ya sissi..mwahsssss ~COUGARBABY~OWNER OF COUGARBABIESDEN.COM~GRAPHIC DESIGNER@HH-FORUMS~@ fubar
What Would U Do
ok i see all u ladies want a auto 11 bling so what will u do for it hit me up and let me know the best offer wins a auto 11 bling
In Car Pc
Fitted the computer in the truck with an 8 inch touch screen monitor. got gps reciever and route navigator for the whole planet ( overboard but what the hell ) over 150 films on the drive plus 120 gigs of music entertainment. next i prob throw in a wifi dongle and bluetooth. truck dont have any electronics to plug into so no playing with that.
Redqueenbbw Gets Fucked!!
Pussy Play!
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Do You Like Burgers? This Apparently Is The Place For You To Go!
Copy this link into your browser/address bar and check it out! Wow! lol Thanks Tom. :) http://www.heartattackgrill.com/index.html
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Tit Play!
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SLIPKNOT FANS!!! PLEASE VOTE!!! http://ema.mtv.co.uk/vote/#_
My Little Hooters
American Triple Freight train Horns running at 150 psi through two valves producing about 156db blast. Yup its dammmmmm LOUD !!!!!!!!!!!
On Board Air
150 psi Compressor and air lines to fit/run. 1 gallon ping tank to 3 gallon reciever tank. air line quick connects at various points round truck.
Angel
angel of dust clustering in the winds.......... my mind swirls of my demons within...... whom must I save, where do I go......... whom must I love, what do I know........ Consumed by confusion, lust, love even sorrow....... Oh dear lord.........guide me to tomorrow........... Hold my hand, spread my wings....... shine me bright, let me sing...... for when I am home, my completeness will consume.......... for I know that will be very soon.
Satan!
A Simple Go To H*ll Would Have Sufficed Tech Support | Stillwater, OK, USA TECH: “Thank you for calling *** Direct Sales. How may I help you?” Caller: “I need a power cord for my product.” TECH: “I would be happy to place your order. I just need you to read me the three numbers from the front of the product.” Caller: “Talk to my wife, I can’t read…” (In the background, I overhear the following…) Caller: “Get on the phone!” Caller’s wife: “You are Satan! When spiritual warfare happens, I will have more angels on my side because you are evil and no one loves you!” (The wife then comes on the phone and very calmly gives me the number, her address, credit card info and then hangs up.)
Health
Some of you know others often ask, why im gone most the time from here. I own and drive a semi for a living. In the past few months i have been deathly ill, thought i was getting over it but in the recent 2 days i took another turn for the worse, My left eye is swelled up again. i am having trouble breathing. so back to the doc on monday for more test. I dont want yall to worry it aint a situation of life or death, just wish some days it would take me on, I hurt so damn much and have lost another 35 pounds, Im 6'4 and look like im from ethiopia. Just wanted to let all my close and not so close friends know what was up. I will keep updating as much as i can. doc is gonna put me on another med on monday so we will see how it works. till the next time May peace be with you all. Ryan
The Beauty Of Friendship
The Beauty of Friendship
Just Stuff
Well, a dear old friend of mine invited me to Fubar!! I already have a myspace and facebook...however, I always found Facebook to be a little boring because you can't decorate it. Myspace is fun because you can! I'm now finding more and more stuff I can do on fubar...including the decorating!! And the 24 hour "bouncers" who answer any an all questions that we have to get us through the learning process!! I love that!! Myspace doesn't have anything like that!! Sharry, if you read this, thanks for inviting me to Fubar!!! It should prove to be fun and a good way for us to be in touch!!
100408 Homer Simpson
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
No Drama Policy
As some of U know, I don't come here for any reason other than to "Let my hair down" The ppl, that I choose to add/fan/ and add to my family, are either real life rfiends, ppl that I share common interest w/. Or ppl that have a positive impact on me during my time here. I don't disclose a lot about me in my "About me ". I figure if Ur that interested, you will ask. However, being that this is an adult site, I kid myslef in thinking that it would be DRAMA free. Not true. So, a quick outline on my policy on DRAMA, for those of you who don't know me in person. #1. I have zero tolerance for it. #2. If you bring it in any form (My shout box) included. You will be deleted & blocked. faster than you can say sorry ! #3. If you bring Drama to anyone in my family list or friends. you will be deleted. Thank you, Have a nice day. Now can we all play nice? Thank you
Oj Simpson Felony Conviction
Pizza?
We Love You Too Florida, USA | Pizzeria (It was literally 3 minutes before closing time, and someone called us.) Drunk Customer: “Ehhhhhh hello?” Me: “Sir, we are at closing time.” Drunk Customer: “Oh… well, can I have a large cheese pizza and a cheeseburger?” Me: “Sir, it is closing time. We’re done for the day. And we don’t serve burgers.” Drunk Customer: “Okay, can you just…uuuhhhhh…make me a pizza really fast then?” Me: “Sir, I’m sorry, but we’re closing.” Drunk Customer: “COME ON! IT’S 10 PM, I’M HUNGRY, AND ALL I WANT IS A PIZZA!” Me: “Sir, it’s 10:01. We are closed.” Drunk Customer: *unusually calm* “Okay…I’ll go to McDonald’s.” Me: “Good night, sir.” Drunk Customer: “Good night…I love you…” *hangs up* (Quite frankly, it made my day.)
Pigskin Pussy Playoffs!
Hey, Brent Musburger!!? If I Want Pussy, I'll Go to John Madden!! I was thinking…How about starting my own Fantasy Football League? One where the football, instead of "pigskin" is made of cat skin, and will now be called, a "Pussy." And… Where the touchdown, is now referred to as, a "Blowjob." In my world, this would be much better… Just think of the scintillating and titillating commentary we would have while listening to Mayonnaise Mouth John Madden, when the football is now called a "pussy" and the touchdown is now called a "blowjob." I can hear Madden saying, "The key to this game comes down to which team controls the line of scrimmage and doesn't turnover the pussy." Of course, weather always plays a factor when playing in the National Pussy League. Madden might speak this gem on some December Sunday when the Colts are playing the Bills in Buffalo… "Y'know folks, you are going to be seeing Peyton Manning wiping his hands on center, Jeff Saturday's ass al
Kiss Me, Sux Me, Bail Me Out
Freddie Mac is depositing cum stained cash into Fannie Mae's pecuniary pussy. AIG is teabaggin' the Lehman Brothers… And all of this financial fucking is gonna be funded by the U.S. government. Or, in other words, YOU and I will be shelling out 1 TRILLION dollars so that a select few could delight in a phantasmagorical orgy of financial free love. Well, Treasury Secretary Paulson, President Bushtard, and members of the House and Senate… The Lex-inator is horny as hell, and he wants some financial fellatio of his own. I want a government bailout as well, dammit!! In order to expedite the alleviation of my swollen monetary nutsack, I have run the numbers for you so that you can get me off quickly. My Son…Look at him. He's Sad. Wanna help me turn his frown upside down? Here's how. He needs support from me for the next four years. Total Cost? $36,000. Oh Hell, he's a great kid and he does have a Birthday coming up…let's make it an even 40K. He has also
100408 Plato
Ignorance, the root and the stem of every evil.
Sick Of It
I'm done, I've had enough; love is an sick and elusive figment of the imagination that I will never find and nor will it ever find me. Quite frankly, I think that I'm probably better off alone; because it seems that whenever I get set in a "relationship" I always leave a path of destruction behind me. It is getting to the point where I can no longer repair the emotional pain or damage that I have set upon myself. I am just gonna let life go on without me trying to find a significant other, because they tend to waste my physical and mental time.
This Was A Hoot The First Time Around
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DON'T BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4.Do you think I'm cute? 5.Would you have sex with me?. 6.Lights on or off? 7.Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12.Condom or skin? 13.Have sex on the first date? 14.Would you kiss me during sex? 15.Do you think I would be good in bed? 16.Would you use me as a booty call? 17.Can I use you as a booty call? 18.Can we take pictures of the act? 19.How long would we have sex? 20.Would you tell your friends about me? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT Naughty Application
We're Up For Auction!!
Wanna Own Us?? Jamie and I are up for Auction!!! That's right!! You could own either one of us!! Or if you think you could handle it.... BOTH!!! LoL Happy Country Girl is Hosting the "Feel Some Boobies" Auction So come by Her page and bid on us!!! While your there, show the Hostess some love!! Fan, Rate, Add Her if you haven't already!! Happy Country Girl {{Shadow Leveler}}@ fubar We are offering...... *Click the pics to go bid on us*
Im Up For Auction
thought id give this a try so here goes
About Me
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I'm Back
to all my friends and fans i'm back online and just wanted to say hi
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Fu-slaves Auction Results
FU-SLAVES FOR SALE!!! Auction is closed! Here are the new fu-masters and their slaves. CONGRATS! Don't get too excited...it's just for 1 month lol BLACK WIDOW owned by LarryB for 25 credits bling pack+1 month VIP+7 days blast TOMME owned by Green Eyed Girl for 750.000 fubucks DIANA owned by LarryB for 70 credits bling pack+30 days blast+3 months VIP KING BLAZE owned by Nushy aka NuNu for 3 days blast+600.001 fubucks DJ SYN owned by DJ Achmed for 650.000 fubucks PONYBOY0827 owned by Carolvision63 for 3 months VIP DJ TORIA owned by Photobug for 250.000 fubucks NY 20 owned by KrazyLilQTX for 120.000 fubucks KARMA'S B
The Perfect Man
THE PERFECT MAN...LOL.. *This photo posted is worth a thousand words.....YA THINK..???? *Someone who will want to lie in bed awake all day on Saturday. *Someone who will offer to dry my mom's dishes. *Someone who will dance in the rain with me. *Someone who will read poetry or sing to me outloud. *Someone who won't be afraid to argue with me,and say he is sorry if he is wrong. *Someone who will accept my apology when I am wrong,which could be alot. *Someone who will still hold my hand,even when we are 80. *Someone who expects to find imperfections,and would have me no other way. *Someone to help cook,clean,do laundry,and is proud to have me on his arm in public. *Someone who will love and respect me no matter what. *Physical Traits: Georgeous eyes,Strong hands,Mesmerizing smile,Firm,Attractive butt,Good posture,Cute nose,Smells good,and Muscles....( Lots of them ) *Personality Traits: Smarter than a doorknob. Romantic,Honest,Passionate,Loyal.
Wknd
Soo, my weekend was just grand. I came in to work just to realize that it was 40 degrees in the lobby, and I had no sweater or gloves. Which made me one unhappy lil foxx. I spent the whole night shivering and running to the bathroom to wash my hands and face in hot water to keep warm. Then an annoying pimp lookin preacher from Louisiana started chatting my ear off. Fortunately I could only understand about 5% of his gibberish, so nodding my head and saying "Amen" every 5 seconds really helped. He was fuckin nasty, in his 50s, hat and a suit, and diamond earrings. ANd now I'm gettin sick from freezin my ass off all night. Fun! I hate Fridays so so much
(not Active Now)auto 11's W/ These Fsc Members
Auto 11's activated now...get 57 points per 10 used ♥ Jµ§'Mê♥ Kå†h¥ ♥ ~ Çð-£ðµñÐêr 𣠆hê £rïêñЧhïþ Çïr¢lê' ~@ fubar Hðåkïê-Gïrl £ðµñÐêr 𣠣rïêñЧhïþ Çïr¢lê' ,@ fubar Pimp Out Brought to you by ..Micki-Blue-Eyes
Animal Deeds
Animal Rescue Please tell ten friends to tell ten today! The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily to meet their quota of getting free food donated every day to abused and neglected animals..It takes less than a minute (How about 20 seconds) to go to their site and click on the purple box 'fund food for animals' for free. This doesn't cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising. Here's the web site! Pass it along to people you know. http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com Click Here
Life...
We all travel day to day through this crazy thing called life. We have ups and we have downs. Sometimes the ups make having the downs more bearable. Sometimes the ups are so good that when the downs come back, it's horribly painful. I think all any of us want is to be happy. I know that's all I want and I know most everyone I know that's all they want too. Occasionally you meet someone who has an instant impact on your life and your out look. Sometimes those people will walk back out again as fast as they came in. We never really know how things will go or how things will turn out. I'm having one of those weeks where I met someone truly amazing....it terrifies me, yet at the same time it makes me deliriously happy. Why can't anything in life ever be simple? I guess we wouldn't learn the lessons we need to learn if it was. I don't usually deal really well with the whole "just go with it, see what happens" outlook on life. I do try...honestly...but I guess my real problem with that is th
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The Missing Sippy Cups And Other Stories
There was another title I really wanted to use today, something Sarah said on her way up to the bowling alley where the family gathers on Saturday morning to watch their children (in the case of Margaret, Allan, and Malesa), cousins (ditto Josceline, Sarah, and Jeffrey), grandchildren (ditto Robert and Sharon), or nieces and nephews (ditto M, A, and M above with Martha, Mary, and me) in their bowling leagues. As we pulled through the parking lot for Minot State University’s stadium next to its summer theater on the way to North Hill Bowl, she piped up from the back seat “almost get to bowling”. I only don’t include that because I’m spacing on the exact words. Our daughter’s gotten very articulate, especially when she sees someone getting into others’ space. “Jeffrey’s on my potty chair”; “I’m going to help my daddy”; “That’s Daddy’s coffee” (this one when Mary brewed some coffee from one of those hotel packets she pilfered – yeah, like no one else does – when she was out of town
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of new space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Porn Magazine Stash 3.1, Drunken Boys Night Out at a Strip Club 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to keep wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall does not work on this program. Can you please help me!!!??? Thanks, A TROUBLED USER ------------------------------------------------------------ Dear TROUBLED USER, This is a very common problem men complain a
Contest
I just entered a comment bombing contest starting at 10 am fu-time on October 4, 2008. There is no time limit, only the first contestant to reach 60,000 comments. Here are the rules! Make sure you follow them or I can get disqualified. Comment Bombing A Must! Self Bombing Too! No Scripting! This Contest Has Monitors Watching And If Someone Is Caught Running Script, The One Being Bombed Will Be Disqualified! My Page Is Set To Everyone, so rate, fan and add me. Please go add him ASAP and then you can help me out! ♣ DjJOHN© OWNER OF CLUB MIXTURE ♣ RECRUITER FOR THE GIT~R~DONE REBEL BOMBSQUAD ♣ @ fubar I will be in a comment bombing contest starting at 10 am fu-time on October 4, 2008. There is no time limit, only the first contestant to reach 60,000 comments. Here are the rules! Please adhere to these, otherwise, I'll be disqualified. Comment Bombing A Must! Self Bombing Too! No Scripting! This Contest Has Monitors Watching And If Someone Is Caught Ru
Mottos To Work By:
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings; they did it by killing all those who opposed them. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat. Plagiarism saves time. If at first you don't succeed, try management. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself. The beatings will continue until morale improves. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups. We waste time, so you don't have to. Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away! Go the ex
Bums
Two out of work bums from Dublin hitched a lift to London and were dropped off in a red-light district. Almost immediately a street girl approached them and said... "Hi, would either of you like a hand job?" The bums shook their heads and said, "No thanks." Five minutes later another street girl approached and said... "Hey... would either of you guys like a blow job?" The bums shook their heads and said, "No thanks, its ok." After the girl left, one of the bums turned to his friend and said... "We'd better get back to Dublin... we've only been here 15 minutes and we've been offered two jobs already!"
Wrong, But You Gotta Laugh!
Some Nuns are waiting at the pearly gates to enter heaven... St. Peter is stood there holding a bowl of Holy Water. As the first Nun approaches St. Peter says... "Sister, have you ever had contact with a man’s penis?" The sister blushes and replies... "I once looked at one St. Peter" she said. St. Peter says... "Rinse your eyes in this bowl of Holy Water and then enter sister." So she does. The second Nun approaches and St. Peter says... “Have you ever had contact with a man’s penis sister?” She answers... "Yes St Peter, I once touched a man’s penis." St. Peter says... "Wash your hands in this bowl of Holy Water and then enter sister." So she does. Then there’s a scuffling at the back of the queue... "Now, now, what’s going on back there?" shouts St. Peter. "Well if this is how it works" shouts back Sister Agnes... "I want to rinse my mouth out before Sister Catherine has to stick her backside in there!"
Auto 11s
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L-o-v-e
L-O-V-ETAKE THIS SURVEY! L is for the way you look at me... The kind of person youre first attracted to.american Do you believe in love at first sight?yes sometimes How do you show someone you are interested?flirt Is there such thing as a perfect relationship?no How do you know when someone thinks youre attractive?dunno How do you know its right?dunno Could you date someone who has been only your friend for a long time?no What do you wear to attract the opposite sex?clothes What makes someone sexy?eyes Are you uncomfortable staring in to someones eyes who likes you?yes Do you come across as confident, sexy, friendly, subtle, or innocent?neither When someone catches your eye, do you try to make eye contact or avoid it?avoid it Your favorite colors of eyes in the opposite sex:blue or brown What makes you sexy?my leg(!) O is for the only one I see... Describe your signifcant other or crush.buff When are you the most happy in a relationship?at the beginning Do you believ
Ha!
Little Red Riding Hood is out walking in the forest when up pops the big bad wolf... "Can I feel your tits?" he asks... "No way!" replies Little Red Riding Hood lifting up her skirt... "Just eat me like it says in the book!"
Click An Bid
u want to own me dont you i have over 3000 rates i can rate all your pics every week sounds like a sweet deal to me
Please Help!!
Help Hðåkïê-Gïrl become Disciple! She only has less than 800k to go and has auto 11's right now so spank her hard! Hðåkïê-Gïrl £ðµñÐêr 𣠣rïêñЧhïþ Çïr¢lê' ,@ fubar Brought To You By : ♥♥MysticMo0d♥♥ ~ Club United/Rate Swappers ~ F/A/R Me@ fubar (repost of original by '♥♥MysticMo0d♥♥ ~ Club United/Rate Swappers ~ F/A/R Me' on '2008-10-04 02:19:17')
Taxes!
What Happened? At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table at which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes are the rule. Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways to tax his ass. Tax all he has Then let him know that you won't be done till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till he's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in which he's laid. Put these words upon his tomb, "Taxes drove me to my doom..." When he's gone, Do not relax; it’s time to apply the inheritance tax. Accounts Receivabl
Family Members
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10-1
10 to 1 of My WorldTAKE THIS SURVEY! TEN HOW'S: How did you get one of your scars?being drunk How did you celebrate your last birthday?going out for a meal How are you feeling at this moment?bored How did your night go last night?boring How did you do in high school?ok How did you get the shirt you're wearing?wouldnt you like to know How often do you see ur best friend?quite a lot How much money did you spend last month?not a lot How old do you want to be when you get married?been there done that not in a hurry to repeat How old will you be at your next birthday?41 NINE WHAT'S: Your mothers name?joan What did you do last weekend?same as this weekedn What is the most important part of your life?living What would you rather be doing?living What did you last cry over?pain What always makes you feel better when you’re upset?a lot What’s the most important thing you look for in a significant other?personality What are you worried about?my leg What did you have for break
About A Year Old
There were 39 combat related killings in Iraq during the month of January. In the fair city of Detroit there were 35 murders in the month of January. That's just one American city, about as deadly as the entire war torn country of Iraq. When some claim President Bush shouldn't have started this war, state the following: FDR...led us into World War II. Germany never attacked us; Japan did. From 1941-1945, 450,000 lives were lost -- an average of 112,500 per year. Truman finished that war and started one in Korea. North Korea never attacked us. From 1950-1953, 55,000 lives were lost -- an average of 18,334 per year. John F. Kennedy started the Vietnam conflict in 1962. Vietnam never attacked us. Johnson turned Vietnam into a quagmire. From 1965-1975, 58,000 lives were lost -- an average of 5,800 per year. Clinton went to war in Bosnia without UN or French consent, Bosnia never attacked us. He was offered Osama bin Laden's head on a platter three times by Sudan and did no
23k To Level
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This Kids' Goin' Somewhere...
A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to one of those big "everything under one roof" stores looking for a job. The manager asked, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid said, "Sure, I was a salesman back home in Texas." The boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did." His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store closed, the boss came down to see how things went. "How many sales did you make today?" The young man replied without hesitating, "One." The boss said, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?" The kid said, "$101,237.64." The boss said, "$101,237.64?! What the hell did you sell?!" The kid said, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and
Danger!!!
A Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question. WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (With a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you? HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good time
Always Think Things Through...
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone else... One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a $1000 if you let me have sex with you.. The girl said, "NO" Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, You bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. She called her boyfriend and told him the story. The boyfriend said, "Ask him for $2000, then pick up the money very fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepted the proposal. Half an hour went by and the boyfriend was waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend called and asked what happened...... She said, "The bastard used quarters!" Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.
Join My New Train- Ride The Wind-updated 10/05
HEAD IN THE CLOUDS? U LIKE CRUISING THRU THE AIR? WELL! RIDE THE WIND The Rules: 1. Stop by my page & rate In the Clouds folder Start with this pic 2. Rate, Fan, Add each flight Lieutenant. If you are already friends with someone, make sure you have re-rated him/her and leave a comment. "Riding the Wind" or "Ride like the Wind" 3. Private message me when you've completed rating each flight Lieutenant . I will make you a thank you tag & add you to the flight list... 4. When new people join flight. You must rate/fan/add & comment them back. DO NOT just ACCEPT the friend request. Please REPOST This bulletin so it can be seen by as many people as possible. You agreed to the rules so NO DRAMA & NO CHEATING Below is one of the gift tags you can receive. It wou
Wonderful Trip On Cyprus
By September 14 to 20 I had a wonderful bisiness trip on Cyprus. Have been a lot times in Larnaka (Lordos Beach Hotel) and Nicosia. There are wonderful people, great sea, nice swimming pools of my hotel and great old stylish streets of beach Larnaka. I LOVE Cyprus and cypriots. All cypriots ARE WELCOME to my life and my heart. More details and photos at: http://360.yahoo.com/juli_ayal
Ever Wonder What You'll Be Like When Your Say 80???
Ever wonder what you'll be like when your say 80??? I look @ my mom and dad,I think about my grandparents,I watch elderly when i'm out & about & think hhhmmmm..Will I be like the flamboyant woman wearing bright colors and lipstick and calling people Dahling??? or will I be the crabby bitchy old lady who cusses @ everyone? will I be the lady who counts every step she makes & talks to herself? or think i'm a little girl again? or worse yet will I be bedridden & have to be fed & diapered by someone? My dad's a big flirt/player/joker but also one who thinks he has everything wrong with him.My mom is a bible thumper who passes judgement on everyone & is loud and mean! Ever wonder how you'll be? What are your parents like? grandparents?
Guns In The U.s.a.
By Danny Boes NATIONAL SECURITY: Speaking from a military perspective, the most difficult thing in the world to do is to try to capture a city where there is someone with a gun in every structure. This style of warfare can be called "attrition". The campaign is very costly in all resources (time, food, fuel, ammunition, and soldier’s lives) and is avoided at all costs by those who wage war. After all, the object of war is to gain more resources than you lose, not to break even. In war, just like business, for it to be successful, it must also be profitable. The point here is that a city can deter an invasion by simply having its citizen population armed. A disarmed population is the first morsel of temptation necessary to get an aggressor nation calculating its ability to take over the weaker, unarmed country. This deterrent to capture saves the lives of every citizen in the country. Some may think, "We live in a modern society, the capturing of countries doesn't take place any
Something To Ponder If You Hate Racist Trash
Admin deleted a bunch of nazi's a couple weeks ago, but allowed ALL of them to make new profiles so they could harass fubarians. does that mean Fubar loves Nazi's?
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10-4-08 55th Entry
I've been getting so many people asking me what the band is etc I figured I'd go ahead and re-explain it in here. Please realize that I'm using my own terms for things and go with what I've researched and been told by surgeon. Different doctors may do things differently. You'll have to talk to your doctors for better information on what they do when etc etc etc. What I put is just a simple guide as well as showing what I have been through. Basically the band is kind of like a C clamp that goes around the top part of the tummy. There is a pouch type thing that lines the inside. As the band is sitting on top of stomach, a small portion of the tummy is folded over the band to hold it in place. Now the folding over part I've seen in some sites but not others. The inside of the "clamp" is lined and there is a line that runs from it to the skin. The portal as its called, sits under the skin (you can't see it but you can feel it when you tense tummy muscles). After surgery, you w
Medical Friends Please Help
I wish I could have been wrong/medical staff friends plz read I truly love my first former in-laws. But golly they are the worst people to have a medical conversation with! I now know for certain how bad things are with my first ex-hubby. The one who is in Ben Taub. His father - who was always respectful of me [which is more then I could say about how he often treated his own children] - is not a man of many of words. He's generally a quiet sit back and wait to interject in a conversation when you least expect it with something interesting. Anyhow, he's gotten really old recently and I could actually hear it in his voice. I think he is realizing how miserable his son has been and can identify with it on some level. It makes me cry to know these two genuinely kind hearted men who never really didn't see eye to eye but couldn't get past bullshit in their relationship that in the end really doesn't fucking change the fact that they love each other. {Huge problem with his son bein
I Am For Sale!!!!
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Who I Would Like To Meet..lmao
AFTER ALOT OF THINKING AND PERSONAL EXPERIENCE IT SEEMS TO HAVE BECOME MY DESTINY....LMAO Looking for a man who lies, cheats and steals...a lot! I'd like to meet someone who is dishonest, lazy, mean, uneducated, unethical and rude. A previous arrest record is not necessary, but would be nice. You should know how to act like a king, preferably a drama king. And not be afraid to talk openly about your feelings, even in a crowded movie theater. You should also be a good communicator, understanding that yelling, screaming and swearing are effective in most conversations. I'd like someone who is open-minded enough to believe that unicorns and leprechauns are real, but also believes that things like hard work, deodorant and exercise are just myths. I like a man who enjoys spending time at the beach, or on long hikes in the woods, as a way to hide from police until "things settle down". You should enjoy a nice evening out shoplifting, or just staying home to cuddle with a nice porn video. An
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I HAVE BEEN TOLD BY THREE PEOPLE THEY WONT RATE ME CUZ OF NO AUTO 11'S?????? DONT RATE ME CUZ YOU DONT WANNA RATE ME! IM NOT GONNA MENTION YOUR NAMES SO DONT WORRY YOUR SELF PITYING BUTTS WILL NOT BE KNOWN! LOTTA PEOPLE CANT AFFORD A 25 CREDIT BLING PACK TO GET THAT DAM THING AND ALOT ME INCLUDED DONT GO AROUND BEGGING FOR CRAP! I CAN BARELY AFFORD TO FEED US LET ALONE SPEND THE MONEY FOR ONE! AND YOU KNOW WHAT THE BAD THING IS??? WHEN YU NEED HELP ILL BE THERE! AM I STUPID OR WHAT??? IF THIS OFFENDS YOU IN ANYWAY DELETE ME!I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT IT! AM I PISSED? YES I AM! ITS NICE TO KNOW IM NOT WORTH A RATE CUZ IM POOR! TALK TO MY FRIENDS! AND FAMILY! LATER!
Music Sponsorship!!! Oh Yeah!!!
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Confucius Says:
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot. Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who runs in front of car gets tired. Man who runs behind car gets exhausted. Man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day. Foolish man gives wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man with one chopstick goes hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eats many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. Man who fights with wife all day gets no piece at night. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who fish in other man’s well often catches crabs. Man who fart in church sit in own pew. Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
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Airline Humor
Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints by QANTAS pilots and the corrective action recorded by mechanics. BTW- Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident. P= relates the Problem the pilots entered in the log; S= describes the Corrective Action taken by the engineers and mechanics. P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, except autoland very rough. S: Autoland not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit. S: Something tightened in cockpit. P: Dead bugs on windshield. S: Live bugs on backorder. P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200-fpm descent. S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground. P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. S: Evidence removed. P: DME volume unbelievably loud. S: DME volume set to more believable level. P: Friction locks
Im In A Contest....
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Life!
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Bad First Date...
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he would like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parent’s house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, a
Lets Get Her To Gm Wit Her Princess
> I would like to introduce you to rkkennedy84!s She has gone above and beyond to help me get to godmother and i totally am grateful for all she has done to help me get there. Now i want to help her get there herself! she is an amazing gurl who always helps others with out thinking twice about it or even wanting anything in return. I want to see her at god mother right by my side.. so i am asking for everyone to love her up and do it good.. She loves spankings! who doesnt love those right? stop by her page and lets show her that good sweet fu luvin that she so deserves! if you are NOT friends with her she should be you wont regret it trust me!!! im so glad shes a friend of mine! she loves spankings especially if u leave your mark on her spot...or even bling her sexy bootay. shes worth it and so much more!!! Lets get her right next to her D.S.I.P... Much love to all!!! ☆♥rkkennedy84♥☆ Promoter for The Wolfpack L
Showing Me The Way!
Right from the start when we first ment each other all I could do was think about what we said to each other when we first looked into each others eyes. It was like a feeling that touched my very heart, soul, & spirit. If the man upstairs was on my side by showing me the way to your love, I would have to give him all the thanks in the world. Showing Me The Way to your sweet love, is the greatest gift that the man upstairs could ever give me. Just the thought of it alone of us being together, I could never ask for anything more than the love we share. Getting chills down my spine everytime when i'm thinking of that day that we ment & the days that we get to spend together. I cherish all the moments that we get to share with each other. Thanks to the man upstairs for showing me the way to a love that I thought could never happen in my life. But now I see with my own eyes that the love I have for you is like something I n
Animal Deeds
Animal Rescue Please tell ten friends to tell ten today! The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily to meet their quota of getting free food donated every day to abused and neglected animals..It takes less than a minute (How about 20 seconds) to go to their site and click on the purple box 'fund food for animals' for free. This doesn't cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising. Here's the web site! Pass it along to people you know. http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com Click Here
Now Recruiting...
A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there is a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to two men and a woman, but only one position was available. The day came for the final test to see which person would get the extremely secretive job. The CIA men administering the test took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow our instructions whatever the circumstances," they explained. "Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her.” The man looked horrified and said, "You can't be serious! I could never shoot my wife!" “ Well," said the CIA man, "you're definitely not the right man for this job then." So they brought
Morning After
Morning After Alas, twenty-to-seven Awakened, the morning light. Sheets, alcohol stained – rendered sweat, Last night’s snow, the purest of white. Passions spent, last evening’s game, Emotions rent – cold breath, no respite Intimate touch? Not the same, Each life’s individual – right? Last night’s intent, softly Traverse your downy path. Defiling your sanctuary Unintentional, yet invasive wrath. Silent fears, Sleepiness washed away, Costly fears, Of what we dread each day. No more the rest Of peaceful breath to share. Bed sheets stressed As we portend to care poet
Passion
As you enter you say I cannot touch. Naked with your hands and mouth all over me. Wanting to touch you has never been this much. I am in ectasy from what I feel and see. Our passion consumes us making it hard to restrain. My head is filling with fantasies for us to do. I am overwhelmed and my resistance is pain. Our lips now meet as I expose you too. I worship your body and cannot get enough. We come closer with a connection thats true. I realize why you did this even though it was tough. You made me want you more than I have ever wanted you
When I Close My Eyes
I close my eyes to imagine The touch of your hand I want you so badly Cant you understand I feel my fingers slide They caresse my naked skin My thoughts are with you And they are filled with sin Thinking of the distance When will you be here Dream of you closer And of you beeing near Still with my eyes closed I kindly bite my lips Wish that this was your hands Caressing the skin on my hips If you where on top of me I would feel you breathe And i wouldnt need to guide you You would take the lead A moan escapes my mouth And it makes me open my eyes In my dream you where just here But that was just lies You are still so far So i turn into hide Im going back to dreams Where i got you by my side
Moon Light
Sleepless night wandering clouds moonlight on the wall buried dreams of night smiles and soft whispers "Come to me my love..!" Soft warm hands going up my thigh warm waves through my hot and bothered body your presence everywhere driving me insane Indicative gaze lips half open waiting for your kisses it is hard to resist you escape your love I surrender Your hands hold my wrists press my body down on floor your fingers opening my buttons yours lips biting my neck my doubts are resolved this never-ending night
Look Into My Eyes
Just look into my eyes and tell me what you see and if you know me well enough you'll see you're the only one for me If you put your head to my chest and tell me what you hear you'd hear my heart beating way too fast and it's just because you're near Baby, just touch my soft body's skin then tell me what you feel you'd feel the heat, burning like flames you'd feel I want you for real Like a volcano, erupting with pleasure when your hands find mine when your fingers glide down my back and run it up and down my spine together we will go to that place, wehere you and I can be alone to that world of passion and desire where your mind will be blown Just close your eyes, just give in to me and I'll give you what you need i want you near, I want you here I want you to feel all my heat
Follow Me Into The Dark
Follow me into the dark, so we can be alone. Don't speak ; just listen. Let my feelings be shown. I want you to know, you are my everything. Words can't describe these thoughts. Oh where do I begin? Come a little closer, this is something you need to hear. Nights are like days, when you are not near. And I hate being away from you. You give me such pride. Baby, you are the one, and in you I confide. Take my hand, I want to feel your embrace. Together now, you and I ; there's no better place. I feel the butterflies ; they're creeping up my spine. Stay with me here. Please be forever mine. 'Cause no other could love you, quite like I do. You stick in my mind, and help me pass the day through. Just remember baby, I will never let you down. To me you're a king, and you deserve the crown. You stole my heart, and I don't want it back. Keep good care of it. Oh please don't let it crack. I know the feeling, and it hurts so much. But I learned to forget, and it helped
Kiss Me
Kiss me on the neck... let me know im yours... touch me in places ive never been touched before... give me safety...warmth and pleasure... i want to take this love to the deepest measure.... being agressive...yet so sweet.... pulling me close...letting me know your mine to keep... kissing my lips....and exploring my body... ive never felt anything so daring... your skin is soft as it presses against mine... i feel your breath in my ear... your hands tighten on my waist...as i feel a drop of sweat... i know this is something ill never forget.... you tell me you love me as i feel a slight push... it hurts at first....but pleasure i start to gain... pressing so tightly....i finally let go... you hold me close....reminding me you love me... bodies sweaty...naked...and close....my eyes drop.. as i fall asleep upon ur chest... waiting to wake up....just to see your face....and know it was real...
How Long Should I Wait
For how long must I wait to be in your arms. An hour? A day? A week? I shall wait for how ever long it takes. I'm not a very patient person, you know that. But for you I will wait a lifetime for, Without a word, just the reward of your heart at the end. To have your heart in the grasp of my hands, I would keep it safe, protected from all who cause pain. Never again will pain be painted across your face. Never again will you shed another tear. For I will protect you, my body as your shield. I love you more than these words can say, And i will always love you even past my dying day. Listen to my words and embrace them, they are of truth. You are my everything my body, my mind., my soul And most of all my love.
Going Out On A Weekend...
ok so yea I'm going out for a drink wtih my friend. since i don't know how he really really feels i've decided not to give a shit. I'm going to wear my club dress, it's in my album. and something to cover it. what do you think?
Please Help
I WOULD LIKE A BLING PACK (AUTO 11'S ) WOULD BE NICE CAN ANYONE HELP ME WITH A BLING PACK? COMMENT ON WHAT IT WOULD TAKE TO GET A BLING PACK THAT INCLUDES AUTO 11'S
Brief History Of Salem Witch Trials From Smithsonian
History & Archaeology A Brief History of the Salem Witch Trials One town's strange journey from paranoia to pardon By Jess Blumberg Smithsonian.com, October 24, 2007 Article Tools Font Email Print Comments RSS Yahoo! Buzz A Brief History of Scotland Yard Jess Blumberg Investigating London's famous police force and some of its most infamous cases Most PopularViewed Emailed The 'Secret Jews' of San Luis Valley Inside Iran's Fury New Light on Stonehenge 1912 Republican Convention Tattoos A Brief History of the Salem Witch Trials On California’s Coast, Farewell to the King Salmon Who's Laughing Now? Bernini's Genius The Woman Behind Miss Piggy The 'Secret Jews' of San Luis Valley Inside Iran's Fury New Light on Stonehenge Abraham Lincoln: a Man of His Words Bernini's Genius On California’s Coast, Farewell to the King Salmon The Last Doughboy of World War I Eastern State Penitentiary: A Prison With a P
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Has 46k To Level Till Fu-king
Can you all come show him alot of love to his page please.He has 46k to go till Fu-King.Rate,Fan,Add him please. Bling him to if you wanna.Here's his pic link to his page...Please come help out... mikey owner of nothing and nobody( member of Rating Revolution)@ fubar
What Kind Of Change Are We Looking For?
TO ALL MY FRIENDS....LIBERAL OR CONSERVATIVE........FYI only. George Bush has been in office for 7 1/2 years. The first six the economy was fine. A little over one year ago: 1) Consumer confidence stood at a 2 1/2 year high; 2) Regular gasoline sold for $2.19 a gallon; 3) the unemployment rate was 4.5%. 4) the DOW JONES hit a record high--14,000 + 5) American's were buying new cars, taking cruises, vacations overseas, living large!... But American's wanted 'CHANGE'! So, in 2006 they voted in a Democratic Congress and yes--we got 'CHANGE' all right. In the PAST YEAR: 1) Consumer confidence has plummeted ; 2) Gasoline is now over $4 a gallon & climbing!; 3) Unemployment is up to 5.5% (a 10% increase); 4) Americans have seen their home equity drop by $12 TRILLION DOLLARS and prices still dropping; 5) 1% of American homes are in foreclosure. 6) as I write, THE DOW is p robin g another low~~ $2.5 TRILLION DOLLARS HAS EVAPORATED FROM THEIR STOCKS, BOND
Help Big Poppa Recieve A Bling
hey big poppa offers blings click the pic rate it and leave 150 comments then send a private message to him BIG POPPA Ya Heard : if i aint caressing them im undressin'em@ fubar and let him know u got 150 comments done he will bling u ASAP so come on help this great guy out he so deserve it!!!
Wanna Get Blinged Look Inside
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Wtf Is Going On Big Poppa In Sexiest Man Contest And Giving Blinds For 150 Commebts
IT'S BLING TIME LEAVE A 150 COMMENTS AND I WILL BLING YOU! CLICK ON THE PIC BELOW TY BIG POPPA Ching-A-Ling - Missy Elliott HOWLING FOR HELP SEND MESSAGE TO BIG POPPA: BIG POPPA Ya Heard : if i aint caressing them im undressin'em@ fubar DONE BY LIL OLD SCOOBY DOO NOTHING FANCY HA HA COME NOW HELP MY FRIEND BIG POPPA (repost of original by '~SCOOBY-DOO IS MY NAME AND BOMBING ON FUBAR IS MY GAME~THE DREAM TEAM~' on '2008-10-04 10:16:47')
Feel My Boobies
Joe Is My New Owner Of The "Feel My Boobies" Auction He Is An Awesome Person Please Stop By My New Owner's Page & Add/Rate/Fan Joe! joe aka joe@ fubar
Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader??
This is not a trick question. This is a real math problem so don't say that a bus has no legs. There are 7 girls in a bus. Each girl has 7 backpacks. In each backpack, there are 7 big cats. For every big cat there are 7 little cats. Question: How many legs are there in the bus? Private message or shout me when you think you know....if you post it...duh....no one else will try it!
Help My Guys Please
I NEED EVERYONE'S HELP BOTH OF MY FAVORITE MEN IN THE WORLD ARE IN CONTESTS AND COULD USE A BIT OF YOUR LOVE ***TAT_MAN73*** IS IN ANOTHER SEXIEST MAN ON FUBAR CONTEST HE NEEDS RATES AND COMMENTS. IN THIS ONE THE ONE WITH THE MOST POINTS BY OCTOBER 11TH WINS. RIGHT NOW HE'S REALLY FAR BEHIND AND COULD USE ALL THE HELP YOU CAN GIVE. THEN MY WONDERFUL SON ***YOKOSHAMA*** IS ALSO IN A CONTEST THIS IS HIS FIRST ONE HERE ON FUBAR. AND HE'S THE ONLY MALE IN THE CONTEST (POOR BABY) HIS HAS NO TIME LIMIT AND IS ALSO A RATES AND COMMENTS CONTEST. HE NEEDS THE FIRST 60.000 TO WIN HIS. GIVE EITHER OF MY GUYS 1 RATE & 150 COMMENTS. THEN SEND ME A MESSAGE LETTING ME KNOW YOU DID IT, AND I WILL MAKE YOU, YOUR CHOICE OF ANY OF THE EFFECTS IN MY SPECIALLY MADE FOLDER WITH THE PICTURES OF YOUR CHOICE. PLEASE COME AND LOVE ON MY GUYS :) AND WHILE THERE PLEASE STOP BY THE CONTESTS HOSTS AND SHOW THEM SOME LOVE AS WELL. BROUGHT TO YOU BY
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Random Thoughts
I'm so tired of fighting over the ex-factor. My ex & I spent a little over a year together (4 months of it fun, the rest, miserable). And it has taken since last October for me to be able to talk to him, without being filled with hate. And for me that's a rather big deal...but the best part is knowing that we were never right for each other, & that the past is irrelevant. This goes not only for my ex... but for others ex's as well. Some people need to be left in the past forever. While I understand some circumstances are different...Some things that people have done/said are unforgiveable, & should they ever be so lucky as to have my forgiveness, I will do my best to forget them & my best to never forget just how wrong they truly did me. I would honestly never wish bad things upon them, but I certainly will not wish them well. I recently just enrolled in a Medical Records/Coding course online. I think this is one of the best decisions I have made in regards to a career in a really
Garfield For 10/04
10-4-08/thank You
I just wanted to thank EVERYONE who helped me get spotlight. There are so many of you that did that I cant name you all, but you should know who you are! So thank you thank you thank you!!!!
I May Be Losing Internet, But Plz Help Me Win This!
These Contestants Are Going To Need Your Help In Winning! There Is Only One Winner! The First To Reach 60,000 Comments Win! The Contest Starts Saturday, Oct. 4th At 10AM PT And There Is No Time Limit On This Contest, But The First To Reach 60,000 Comments Ends The Contest! Here's What They Win! One Month VIP One Blingy Package 3 Day Blast Comment Bombing A Must! Self Bombing Too! No Scripting! This Contest Has Monitors Watching And If Someone Is Caught Running Script, The One Being Bombed Will Be Disqualified! No Drama Please! Lets Have Fun Firstly! Anyone Under Level 5 Will Not Be Allowed To Bomb And Those Bombing Must Be Saluted! My Page Is Set To Friends, So I Must Be Rated, Fanned & Added! No Blank Friend Requests! Here Are The Contestants They Are Going To Need Your Help BUSTERXXOO YOKOSHAMA MISTY SARA TASTE THE SILENCE IKISSEDAGIRL GOOFY GIRL MYSTIC PRINCESS LTEASEPLEASURES DJ SQUEAKS
Get Her Some Auto 11s
GET THIS LOVELY LADY SOME AUTO 11S CLICK HER PIC TO GO HER PAGE
I Just Wanted To Share This :)
Got The Sweetest Gentlemen I Know Need One Rate!
STOPP THE PRESSES BIGPOPPA IS UP FOR THE SEXIEST MAN ON FUBAR NEED ONE RATE PLEASE! JUST CLICK HERE AND VOTE VOTE HERE Grippin On The Bed feat. Ludacris - Sean Garrett THIS BULLY HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY: BIG POPPA Ya Heard : if i aint caressing them im undressin'em@ fubar HOSTED BY she just wants to be ~2nd Alarm Hottie~Owned by 'Tender Heart'~Owner of TxwildFlower `73@ fubar (repost of original by 'BIG POPPA Ya Heard : if i aint caressing them im undressin'em' on '2008-10-04 08:50:36')
Please Help Me Out
I am In the sexy man on fubar contest, Please click on the pick and leave me comments and rates, I will rate you back, thanks so much. Smacker Click on this pic, It will take you to a new page, then Rate and comment the pic of me. thanks so much for helping. SMACKER last min 35 min i need rates to be 3rd
Hey Dream Big Poppa Need Our Help!
STOPP THE PRESSES BIGPOPPA IS UP FOR THE SEXIEST MAN ON FUBAR NEED ONE RATE PLEASE! JUST CLICK HERE AND VOTE VOTE HERE Grippin On The Bed feat. Ludacris - Sean Garrett THIS BULLY HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY: BIG POPPA Ya Heard : if i aint caressing them im undressin'em@ fubar HOSTED BY she just wants to be ~2nd Alarm Hottie~Owned by 'Tender Heart'~Owner of TxwildFlower `73@ fubar (repost of original by 'BIG POPPA Ya Heard : if i aint caressing them im undressin'em' on '2008-10-04 08:50:36')
All About Shugga
THE SUGAR IN ME Sugar is sweet but so is thee the one and only me. I bring happiness every where I go, I try to go out my way for people no matter what, I put others before me even though I’m in need first. One thing is for certain I’m defiantly not the granulated sugar you all know so well but I touch peoples hearts and souls every where I go this is truly me and that’s the way its going to be I’ll never change this about me If I have a problem with someone I’ll just walk away never to be seen again and one would think I disappeared off the face of the earth when that happens you can bet no more shugga for you and you better hope you find someone just as sweet as me cause there really is none other than me. CREATED BY THE ONE AND ONLY SHUGGA
13 Yrs Later...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081004/ap_on_re_us/oj_simpson Simpson convicted of robbing memorabilia dealers By LINDA DEUTSCH, AP Special Correspondent 2 hours, 22 minutes ago Thirteen years to the day after being acquitted of killing his wife and her friend in Los Angeles, O.J. Simpson was found guilty of robbing two sports-memorabilia dealers at gunpoint in a Las Vegas hotel room. The 61-year-old former football star was convicted of all 12 counts late Friday after jurors deliberated for more than 13 hours. He released a heavy sigh as the charges were read and was immediately taken into custody. Simpson, who went from American sports idol to celebrity-in-exile after his murder acquittal, could spend the rest of his life in prison. His attorney said he would appeal. Many people considered the four-week trial justice delayed. Simpson was cleared in 1995 of murdering his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend, Ronald Goldman, in one of the most sensational
The Things That Will Come......
This house is so unfamiliar. Edges of my vision blurred into a darkened bronze haze. Death is in this house. The world outside is gone for now, yet I can hear its frozen silence. The air is so dry; I feel my throat crave any kind of moisture. It could not have rained here for ages. In the confusing haze and darkness, I find myself momentarily amazed at how perceptive your auditory senses enhance. As I hear my grandmother whom I survived for more than a decade, sing lightly the songs she would play on her piano, to lull me to peaceful slumber when I was a child and ill. My feet are so heavy. Slow is the way up the stairs. It is as though I am willed up the flight, with two different levels consciousness warring inside my heart. One wrestling with my body to wake up, this has to be a dream, and there is no way it can end well. The other warmed by Mary’s songs, tears flow harder with each step. When I bump into a table or nightstand of some kind, which seems to have no b
The Fair Penis Act
The fair penis act is a list of descriptive guidelines for good penis handling. An effective penis pic should represent the whole penis and not just the tip and should be in color if at all possible The penis is not be put in a choke hold when having it’s picture taken. An erect penis (without the chokehold) is a wonderful penis. The penis shall not be represented by stoking a woman in a pic without a condom The penis shall be licked and sucked feverishly all the time Video of penis self-manipulation is widely accepted and very much welcomed The penis shall not be flaunted unless there is something to flaunt When revealing the penis, there must be intent for use! A man shall not grab his crotch holding his penis in public, unless he is in an underground club and can’t contain “Big Willy” The tip of the penis is most important. Attention must be paid to the tip of the penis with a kiss and a lick. Before applying the condom, warming liquid (safe for latex)
Smiles
When u r in an good mood u usuall end up smiling all the time .When u r not u are usually down all the time and u don't feel like doing anything at all for that day u know.But smiles are always great and enjoy to see them on every one on nice days. By Suck It
My Fu Wedding
TWO OF FUBARS HOTTEST HAVE FALLEN FOR EACHOTHER.ANDTHEY HAVE DECIDED TO TAKE THE PLUNGE. I Kissed A Girl - Katy Perry YOUR INVITED TO CELEBRATE WITH US. DJ REAPER IS GONNA BE SPINNING THE TABLES AT THE RECEPTION AND WE ARE GONNA PARTY..SATURDAY THE 4TH IN REAPERS GIRLZZZ 9PM EST. MEET THE WEDDING PARTY. CLICK THE BANNER AND COME CELEBRATE WITH US..
What Sign Should You Be?
You Should Be A Cancer What's good about you: you're incredibly kind, caring, and generous What's bad about you: you can be too moody and impossible to understand In love: you enjoy wining and dining the object of your affection In friendship, you're: likely to depend on other friends for emotional support Your ideal job: historian, marine biologist, or religious figure Your sense of fashion: you dress to match your mood You like to pig out on: classic home cooked meals, like mac and cheese What Sign Should You Be?
Need Help In Sexiest Man Contest! Just One Rate Please Ty!
STOPP THE PRESSES BIGPOPPA IS UP FOR THE SEXIEST MAN ON FUBAR NEED ONE RATE PLEASE! JUST CLICK HERE AND VOTE VOTE HERE Grippin On The Bed feat. Ludacris - Sean Garrett THIS BULLY HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY: BIG POPPA Ya Heard : if i aint caressing them im undressin'em@ fubar HOSTED BY she just wants to be ~2nd Alarm Hottie~Owned by 'Tender Heart'~Owner of TxwildFlower `73@ fubar
Do You Use The Internet Like A Man Or A Woman?
Your Surfing Habits are 80% Male, 20% Female If we had to guess, we would guess that you are a man. You use the internet to make your life more efficient - and to make you smarter. For you, the internet is like a vast encyclopedia. You search and surf extensively. You look up everything online. Do You Use the Internet Like a Man or a Woman?
More Lyrics...
Until I Met You lyrics Shaking on the outside Because of what I'm feeling inside My chest is fucking hurting And my stomach's fucking burning I laughed when you were crying And say inside you're dying Because you gave up way too early Your fucking pain is so deserving Don't wanna take it Because I fucking hate it Why do we talk when All we do is argue Nothing to be said Except you make me wish I was dead This time I'm breaking up for good I never felt this way before Open chest, heart on the floor I never wished that I was dead Until I met you I fucking hate the way I'm feeling Because my fucking life's not changing You broke me down when you stopped caring Your fucking misery's my healing Don't wanna take it Because I fucking hate it Why do we talk when All we do is argue Nothing to be said Except you make me wish I was dead This time I'm breaking up for good I never felt this way before Open chest, heart on the floor I never wished that I wa
What Does Your Burger Say About You?
What Your Burger Says About You You are very gluttonous. Even if you're full, you'll still clear your plate. You are a very open eater. You like many types of tastes, and you'll eat just about anything. You are straightforward, honest, and ambitious. You tend to be direct about what you want when it comes to food. You have trouble making decisions quickly. Everything looks good to you... especially at a restaurant. What Does Your Burger Say About You?
What Color Hair Should You Have?
Your Hair Should Be Brown You are an intelligent, well respected person. You are very confident. You take yourself seriously, and other people take you seriously too. You are a good leader, and you can be trusted with someone's life. You motivate people well, and you command respect easily. You are competent, successful, and organized. You can't stand chaos. Some people mistake you for being cold, calculating, or elitist. What Color Hair Should You Have?
Are You A Physical Flirt?
Your Physical Flirt Level: 10% You aren't a physical flirt. If anything, you tend to be a bit cold, physically. There's a good chance that you don't enjoy touching people... or being touched. And while there's nothing wrong with how you are, you may be sending people the wrong message. So give a hug or pat on the back every now and then. Even if you aren't trying to flirt, it will make you seem friendlier. Are You a Physical Flirt?
Funny
what cuss words really mean Lying to Your Child..Fucks You over! (Read This) Nightmare* The mom calls the husband a "bastard" and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?" and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?" His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "shit" and billy said "Dad, whats shit" And then his dad says "Well billy, shit is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fuck!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats fuck?" "Well billy fuck is a way of cutting the turkey"
Snotty Receptionist
SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist desk he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name. In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, 'YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?' All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man. He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, 'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.'
Thank You....
...to all the great people I got to meet. Contrary to opinions expressed, I encountered nothing but great personalities, very talented writers, humor that sometimes actually made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt, intelligent conversation, and the men stayed gentleman unless it was clear that they were just joking around. I don't have anymore that I can give away today, but I'll check again tomorrow. If you were amongst them, it means I especially appreciated getting to know you. Thanks & Hugs
Top Ten Ways To Say "you're Zipper Is Down"
by David Letterman 10. The cucumber has left the salad. 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. 8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 7 . Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson.. 6. Elvis is leaving the building. 5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage. 4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction. 3. You' ve got a security breach at Los Pantalones. 2. Men may be From Mars..... but I can see something that rhymes with Venus. And the Number 1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped..... 1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.
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She had agreed to meet him here, in this hotel room, to go out to dinner and return for play, but now all her doubts and second thoughts rose to the surface of her mind, and she felt as if she couldn't breathe. But if she turned back now she would never know what she had missed, and the need pulled at her with a strength she could not deny. Her hand reached out, almost of its own accord, and she rapped timidly against the panel. They had reached each other through her personal ad on the net, and corresponded through e-mail for quite a while. She was a novice, with dark fantasies she'd never thought would come true, and never dared to tell another soul. He was an experienced initiate, who had patiently educated her in the ways of dominance and submission. After many messages back and forth, in which he had directed her education and commanded her to do a number of things, including several self-bondage adventures, they had finally met. At that first meeting, he had gently introduced her
Winners Of The Oct 08 Battle Of The Djs Contest
Last night it seemed that everyone had a blast listening to DJ GHOST, THE JOKER, DJ T-BONE, & REV COOEY perform. Also to appear were DJ HELLS ANGEL, DJ MIDNIGHT, and DJ JAZE; unfortunately, they were a no show, one with internet issues, and another one with computer issues. DJ JAZE had several computer technicians trying to help resolve her computer issues; unfortunately they weren't resolved until close to 4 or 5 am. Before that time, she was offered a sign up for the next contest to be held on the first Friday of November. If you want to be in the next challenge it is never too early to enter!! Each DJ had qualities that were nearly equally matched which made it difficult for the Judges to discern. Where one DJ had definite fortes, the other wasn't quite so masterful at it. In the end the difference between the first and second ended up being split because overextention of the time allotment. That being said the winners are: FIRST PLACE -- T-Bone DJ T-Bone HEAD DJ
You'd Stoop That Low?
Maybe I've just never noticed it before...But lately it seems that most everyone is making promises for gifts in exchange on here... I've even seen some of the women promise nudes of themselves for a virtual bling...Come on...what's with that?...You think that low of yourself that you'd actually do that...And for what...Points??? It's funny...Prostitutes on your city corners have a bad rap...But at least they get some cold hard cash in their hands for whoring themselves out...And they probably have more fun doing it... And it's not just women...it's men as well... I just find it quite amusing the things that people will do for a virtual diamond...or picture rates... I've been blinged and given many virtual gifts...But not one time did I have to promise something in return...And I didn't even have to beg for them... Hmmmm...Maybe it's just me that thinks like this...
Show Her Some Love
/CLICK HER PIC
Bid On Meeeee :p
I AM BEING AUCTIONED Click here to BID ON ME!!! CLICK HERE TO BID ON ME!!!! CHECK IT OUT! ~AUCTION~ Join in the fun! OWNED ME! BE MY MASTER!!! Bid some fubucks or Bid a V.I.P., Blast, Bling Pack or Happy Hour.... All bids start at $45,000 fubux.. I NEED YOU!! Click here to BID ON ME!!! CLICK HERE TO BID ON ME!!!!
Playing With New Camera
A Few Words
They're written by Andy Rooney, a man who has the gift of saying so much with so few words. Enjoy....... I've learned ... That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person. I've learned ... That when you're in love, it shows. I've learned ... That just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day. I've learned ... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world. I've learned ... That being kind is more important than being right. I've learned ... That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
It A Saturday Yard Sale Going On For All On Fubar $$$$ To Give!
FREAK IT LIKE YOU WANT IT OK HERE THE DEAL FOR THE REST OF THE DAY ONLY TILL 7 P.M. IF YOU DO 150 COMMENT , I GIVE YOU 15K! HERE THE LINK AND E-MAIL WHEN YOU ARE DONE! PLEASE DON'T FORGET TO ADD/RATE FRIEND IF NOT ON MY FRIEND LIST TO GET PAID. ~AKAMRS.T THE DREAM TEAM ~ DYLON'S DIVA MAFIA~ CLUB F.A.R.~SHADOW LEVELERS~ BAD GIRL~@ fubar OR RATE MY SCOOBY -DOO FOLDER DURING HH ONLY FOR 10K CLICK ON PICK BELOW DON'T FORGET TO CHECK OUT MY TRAINS I LOVE NEW FRIENDS : 1. THE SOUL TRAIN http://fubar.com/blog/155223/853882 2. THE MACERANA TRAIN http://fubar.com/blog/155223/868823 3. THE HOMEY TWIST http://fubar.com/blog/155223/866374 4. THE SCOOBY-DOO TRAIN http://fubar.com/blog/155223/881950 5. LOOSE CONTROL TRAIN http://fubar.com/blog/155223/870159 6. THE CHA CHA SLIDE http://fubar.com/blog/155223/864174 7. THE PIMP TRAIN http://fubar.com/blog/155223/870964 8. THE FREAKY TRAIN http://fubar.com/blog/155223/
Back On The Campaign Trail
Greetings! I am fully rested from my psychotic journey to Missouri and am itching to get back out on the trail. This freelance shit is a trip and a half I must say. Anyway on Monday I will be back to the grind stone as I hit the campus of Eastern Michigan University for the Obama/Bruce Springsteen rally in Ypsilanti. After that I will be hopping in the car with my trusty sidekick Tom Tom and hitting the road to Nashville to join in the media frenzy of the 2nd Presidential Debate. I fear that all this running around will lead to massive drug and alcohol use if only to give my mind a vacation from the acid trip that is American Politics. Ho Ho how about that friends. What? Ok enough of this nonsense! Rev. Willi
To My Joey....
i was going through the messages we have exchanged and gone through the texts and recapped every single conversations we have had since the day we met... reading them again made me smile. it is a constant reminder of how much you made me feel then and now. we sent a lot of messages the day and if anyone were to read them, the instant connection between us was inevitable. it hasn't been long but in this short time seems like it has been forever. and in this short time you have become my thoughts... my smiles.. my laughter... my reasons... my life... my heart... my everything. everything in my life now involves you. everything i do is to bring myself closer to you. i love you oh so very much and i never been so proud to show the world on how much i love you and how much i am in love with you. i have never felt this way for anyone and it is such an exhilarating feeling. you've become such a big part of my life that my life is you. i close my eyes and i see you... i see you in my tho
R U Kiddin Me???????
IVE ONLY BEEN ON FUBAR SINCE THE MIDDLE OF AUGUST AND IVE NEVER SEEN SO MANY BROKE ASS PEOPLE! I KNOW IT MIGHT NOT SEEM LIKE IM NICE BUT I AM , IVE COME ACROSS A CHIC ON HERE WHO IS THE BIGGEST BITCH IVE EVER SEEN ON HERE IF U ASK HER A SIMPLE QUESTION U GET A REPLY OF " UR QUESTION WAS RUDE THERE FOR U GET A PIC IN MY BITCHFILES" FOR THOSE OF U WHO ITHER DO R DONT KNOW HER HER NAME ON HERE IS " HARD TO HANDLE" SHE CONSTANTLY ASKS IN HER STATUS FOR PPL TO GET HER A DANM VIP OR BLINGPACK AND IN MY OPINION IS VERY SORRY.....I ASKED HER COULD SHE NOT GET A DEBIT CARD AND GET HER OWN , I ASKED AS NICELY AS ICOULD AND SHE HAS NOW BLOCKED SEEMS TO ME THAT SHES A ALMOST 40 YEAR OLD WOMEN ACTINGT LIKE SHES 21 WITH SKANKY PIX AND THE ONLY WAY TO LOOK IS TO BUY HER A DANM BLINGPACK! WTF...........WUTS UP WIT SORRY ASS PPL?????????
Saturday!
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October 3rd Doctors Appointment
I have just went to the doctors on Oct, 3rd. He has me walking again on both feet. Although I am still in the brace. I am also still useing a walker to. And getting around kind of quick. That was a surprise. Every bone in my foot feels like it could snap. Even though there is not actual pain involved. Just a lot of crack and pops .
Clearing The Air....
Well, I woke this morning to a couple of messages and hey it's cool we both have our opinion of what is acceptable and not, I though believe in taking care of others that sit there and befriend me. I do fall short just like others, but if called out on it I'm the type that works with that person(s) to resolve it until it needs to be called out before others so they don't fall into the same hole I have!! That being said it's not drama in regards to these blogs it's calling the attention of those like me who kick butt in rating and I have some of the best....they consistently throw their love out with no questions and as do I hope we may get some in return, it's only human. There were a couple such known groups that I kicked the love too such as WWS or the Shadow levelers...seriously when you kick between 500-700 rates to these idiots you would hope to get something. I don't have hundreds just barely over a hundred pics...you get the idea of where I come from. I posted as hav
He Needs Help....
He needs rates and comments. Bomb him please. Thank you. :)
Dod For Saturday Is Mismatoosey
Mismatoosey --------- Member of rating Revolution------ Member of ©lûb F®ât@ fubar
Auto-11's
IF YOU HAVE THIS BLING PZZZ LEAVE YOUR LINK AND I WILL BE HAPPY :D TO COME AND RATE/BOMB YOU. ~~MUAH~~
Judas Som Styrer Av økonomien
Har du opplevd å få kopimaskinen plassert ved kontoret ditt fordi dine kolleger har merket at du har en påfallende evne til å gjenta andres historier? Hvis Maria hadde en historie som hore ville det å sette henne til å ta vare på pengene blandt disiplene være en symbolsk handling. Det ville vært en symbolsk handling som ville føre henne mot sviket. Et annet problem med den teorien er at den innebærer at Jesus ikke hedret sin mor. Han hadde fordømt henne i utgangspunktet. Det gir dessuten en forklaring på en påfallende aseksualitet i forkynnelsen. Den kan derfor sees som en klar forbindelse mot Egypt men også en identifisering med den israelske religionen og det gamle testamentet samtidig. Men det som driver den forkynnelsen framover er Maria som forståelseshorisont. Det er ikke mulig å forkynne Egypts religion i Israel.
These People Need Owners Really Bad
These people need some owners...So come stop by and pick your person BID BID BID>... this auction runs from Sat Oct, 4th at 9 am and run until Sat ,Oct, 11 at 12pm fu time ... leave your bids in comment box only serious bid need be left they are offering some great stuff ....so check them out ...
Faith Is Real.
The reason why birds can fly and we can't is simply that they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. --James M. Barrie As children, we are taught to act and think with confidence. If we have faith that something wonderful can happen, it will bring us joy. Confidence gives us the will to succeed. Without faith, we invite despair. Faith lets us win by teaming us with love and hope. When things are going well, faith encourages growth. During hard times, faith falls upon trust for added strength and inspiration. It takes such a small amount of material things to have faith. Once, a four-year-old girl found a penny and showed it proudly to a stranger. The man scoffed, "What do you expect to buy with a penny?" The child with faith replied, "I can buy a wonderful wish at a wishing well with it." What can I have faith in today?
Up For Auction
~ * Sweet Serenity * ~@ fubar ON THE AUCTION BLOCK Highest Bid atm 700k CAN YOU HANDLE A BBW ?? COME BID ON ME .. I PROMISE IT WILL BE REWARDING! Hugs N Licks In Advance xo UPDATE >> SWEET IS NOW A VIP FOR THE NEXT 30 DAYS !! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN ?? RATES WITH 11'S AND SPECIAL VIP GIFTS !! xo PS. ALSO OFFERING TO MAKE MY NEW OWNER 3 CUSTOM PICTURES. xo Stop and show this Awsome Lady some Fu-Luvin for Hosting this Auction !! ♫♫DjBlueyes ♫♫ Fu-wife to DjNbK ,Fu-Angel (GM@AcesUp)@ fubar
One Step At A Time Will Get You Far.
One small thing One good thing naturally leads to another. So go ahead, right now, and do one good thing. Just one simple positive step is enough to create some solid momentum. Go ahead and take that small step. The challenges of life may seem overwhelming. Get yourself moving, just a little bit at first, in a positive direction, and those challenges will suddenly feel a lot smaller. You don't get to the top of the mountain in one enormous leap. You get there one small step at a time, and from the moment you begin the view just keeps getting better and better. What one small thing could you choose to set the tone for the rest of this day, or even for the rest of your life? There are so many possibilities available to you. Move just a little bit in the direction that you know is good and right for you. Once you get going, you won't want to stop. -- Ralph Marston
Who's Gonna Be My Birthday Candle!!
Who wants to be the candle on my Birthday Cake!?! lol c'mon ya'll , now accepting "candle" salute pics, do one up for me!!!! xoxoxox's........Jade Click on my pic below to let me know ya did one for me!!
Contest
I'm in a contest..if you are interested here's the link..I think..if I can be so lucky and actually work things correctly..lol http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1842756&i=576175908&albumid=1241117
Vote For Me !! Contest
I have entered A contest.. Fubar's sex man contest. Please click the photo below and vote for me !!
Sexy Cowboy 2188
Sexy Cowboy 2188 Rated me a 1 after he rated me a 10... WTF! You rate me a 10 then you re-rate me a 1??? Anyways, this downrater's links are below View Downrater Block Downrater Leave Comment For Downrater
Sexyman Contest
go hit me hard ladies lol here's the link . i will give a 1 credit bling for 200 comments 400 gets a 3 credit one.
So Blah Blah Blah
i got out of the cracker factory yesterday , and my house finally at long last got sold. so im pretty flush , but feel like a part of me is missing. anyways enough maudlin , i got my new camera yesterday a nikon d300, thing is like a freaking flight deck , way steep learning curve.
Cute Lil Me Needs Your Vote N Comment!
Im in my first contest...All I need is one rate and a comment! Please help me out! I will return all the love!! Im sweet and fun...so hit me up and show all the love you have to give! http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=2136863&albumid=1208368&i=208371264&idx=2
Sexy Red
Please click her pic and go show her love - rate add fan comment - gift her, thanx Red for doin such a great job hon...love & hugz....Jade
Sexy Red!!
Please click her pic and go show her love - rate add fan comment - gift her, thanx Red for doin such a great job hon...love & hugz....Jade
Oj Simpson Convicted Of Robbery
OJ Simpson convicted of robbery OJ Simpson is remanded to custody after the verdict is read out in court OJ Simpson has been found guilty on 12 charges of armed robbery, conspiracy to kidnap and assault with a deadly weapon by a court in the US city of Las Vegas. The former US football star and actor was accused of robbing two sports memorabilia dealers a year ago. The armed robbery charges carry a mandatory jail sentence, and kidnapping carries a possible life term. Simpson, 61, who denied the charges, was acquitted of murder in 1995 in what was dubbed "the trial of the century". CHARGES AGAINST OJ SIMPSON Conspiracy to commit a crime: guilty Conspiracy to kidnap: guilty Two counts of first degree kidnapping: guilty Burglary in possession of a deadly weapon: guilty Two counts of armed robbery: guilty Two counts of assault with a deadly weapon: guilty Two counts of coercion with use of a deadly weapon: guilty The charges in the latest trial centre
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You were wearing a nice flowing skirt that accentuates you legs and a nice loose fitting blouse that just hints at you cleavage beneath it. I'm are taken by your warm friendly smile and I feel my face blushing slightly at having thought and fantasized about you previously. I hand you a single rose I had been holding behind my back and I see you blush a bit in response to the unexpected gift. We move to the door leading upstairs and I open the door for you, . I catch a glimpse of the lace tops of the thigh high stockings you was wearing underneath the skirt and I felt a stirring begin in my loins. Before I closed the door, you looked up at me and said, "I hope that I'm dressed alright, since you wouldnt tell me what we're doing I had no idea what to wear." "Believe me , you look great! Dont worry about it." If you was hoping for a hint , You didnt get one. " you know that I would never do anything to harm or hurt you, right?" "Yes, I get that impression of you....why?" you asked somewh
I Friggin Love You All
LOVE, ADMIRATION & RESPECT TO ALL MY FRIENDS FOR HELPING ME REACH DISCIPLE TONIGHT. SPECIAL THANKS TO ~steward~, *Thump☆Star*, ღMirageღ~ஐ, thehaz, Damian, Ðôçβôñε, Alison, ICEYHOT, BIG DON & Killa Klown Phreak. YOU ALL ARE THE BEST. ஐLindaஐ
How To Create Music Using Fruity Loops Studio#4
this is a link and the video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh_fmseiQg4
Just A Little Info For You
I just wanted to take a minute and let you all know that i havent been around much since ive got this new job. Its a full time job this time...WHOOT!!!!! Something i really needed. I do miss all my friends terribly and try to get on when i can...usually a little at night and on the weekends!!! One of the things ive changed is the numbering of my friends and family, not for any reason other than i dont believe in puttin a number on them....if you really talk to me and know me...you know how i feel about you and i dont need to put a number on you, cause the number i give you may not be how i feel anyway!! So Please dont take it to heart that your not a number anymore...if you are on my friends.... and family list especially, you know how i feel!! So yea i guess im making some changes in my life, but they are changes i need to make, just know i love you all dearly and will be here when i can ... just as before!! and if you cant get me here, then you know other ways to
#30:"how To Make Hot Beats"
I never take credit for anyones creativity just my own. This was done by SWOOZIE06 here is the you tube link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2yknYR80LQ
Lost Power
Last night, around 7ish pm, the whole neighborhood lost power. I was drinking me coffee and chatting on the net when all of the sudden all the power went out. Then it went back on a moment later...then it went out. Ahhhh!!! Luckily I had candles and a good flash light. No idea why it went out. There hasn't been a storm, not that I've noticed. Just a bit of rain.... It came back on around 11:30pm. I heard everything turn back on, woke me up, so I turned everything off and went back to bed.. Yay, got power again!!!
Why Is It All So Confusing?
So, why do we, as people, deliberately do things we know is going to hurt ourselves and others? And why do we prolong the pain? Shouldn't we know it is best to avoid such things, or to at least stop them as soon as we realize its happening? or are we just prone to self destruction? We all know the old saying, "misery loves company," but shouldn't happiness love company too? I know, I for one, would LOVE to find love and happiness, and would just as much, Love and be happy to share that. Yet even I have a tendency to do exactly the opposite of what I know is the better path. Leaving myself alone, lonely and tired... I wish I could say I have given it all I've got, but you all know I am not really a "liar." I might omit things once in a while, which goes along with the deliberate task of self destruction. I know the things I SHOULD! do...But I rarely put forth the effort, it's like I lack any drive or stimulus. I try to say, "Oh, I would do all that, if I was happy and had love" an
Method Man Dissin The $hit Out Of Wendy Williams
Need Your Help Please
FREEBIRD ONLY NEEDS 397,587 TO BECOME GODFATHER. HE WANTS TO DO THIS BY OCT.22. WHICH IS OUR 1ST FUBAR WEDDING ANNIVERSARY ON HERE. APPPRECIATE ANY HELP U CAN GIVE HIM..BLING HIM LIKE CRAZY PLEASE THANK ALL OF U
Condom
Well Played, Indeed Fast Food | North Dakota, USA (This is a friend’s experience while working at a popular fast food place on the overnight shift.) Employee: “Thanks for calling, how may I help you?” Customer: “Hi. I came through drive-thru earlier tonight, and there’s something wrong with my food.” Employee: “Um, okay…what’s wrong exactly?” Customer: “Well, I ordered ***, and there was a used condom on the sandwich.” Employee, holding in a laugh: “Sir, that’s impossible. We don’t practice safe sex here.” Customer: “Well played.” *hangs up*
Liberals?
Thomas Jefferson, Colonial Hippie Retail | Shiloh, IL, USA (A lady wants to make a credit card payment with a temporary check, which is not accepted at the store I work at. It goes all the way up to the top manager in the store and the exchange of words is glorious:) Manager: “How may I help you?” Customer: “Yes, this lady told me you can’t accept temporary checks?” Manager: “Yes ma’am, unfortunately in the past we’ve had trouble cashing those checks. It’s nothing against you personally, but based on past problems we can’t accept temporary checks.” Customer: “So let me get this straight? You treat everyone exactly the same way?” Manager: “Uh…yes.” Customer: “Well if this place isn’t run by a bunch of stupid liberals!”
Fish=pork??
Dumbest. Question. Ever. BBQ Restaurant | Vancouver, BC, Canada Customer: “So the pork…is that like, fish?” Me: “Noo…it’s like, pig.” Customer: “Oh.” ------------------------------------- ffs...
~msn Messenger~
hi there, im here to meet and make new friends and if you like what you have seen on my profile and have MSN and would like to know each other more and become friends then add me to your messenger my addy is.... golden_eagle_2007@hotmail.co.uk
What May I Put In Here?
Hm. TV, DVD — anything with a «V» in it... and Youtube! :D And now for something completely different...! :O
Show These Awesome People Some Love
I WANT TO SAY THANK YOU TO ALL THAT CAME AND HELPED ME OUT PLEASE SHOW SOME LOVE TO ALL OF THESE AWESOME PEOPLE WHO HELPED Nushy aka NuNu~PIMPETTE & Co-Owner to the Pu$$ycat Playmates and Pimps~ @ fubar Smackdaddy Pimp'nest~DéMèTRìS PU$$YCAT*PLAYMATE @ fubar Ðå F£ì®Ŧ-þÏMþ †ð ŦhÉ þû$$¥Çㆠþ£ÃŸMÅŦ€§-Owner Of Dj Sizzle,Own By DJ SexySheila @ fubar Green Eyes!! AkA tigger Pu$$Ycat Playmate! @ fubar **MZ. AQUAFINA** PU$$YCAT PLAYMATE** I GOT DAT WET WET!!** @ fubar $Dj' BABY BOY${D.S.C}Pimp of the Pu$$cat Playmates @ fubar **TahoeGirl** of the Pu$$yca
Hottie Birthdays For October
Let‘s All Stop By And Wish The Following Hotties A Very Happy Birthday ♥PreciousPinkPearl♥2nd Alarm Hottie MemberOctober 3rd Black Widow 2nd Alarm Hottie MemberOctober 6th Lick Me Down I Taste Like Cinnamon (Fu~Angel) **2nd Alarm Hottie Member** October 6th siciliangirl~2nd Alarm HottieOctober 20th ♦ЯøмдлїλпΩĢσđδ♦ October 21 SexyEyes~~2nd alarm hottie ~~October 23 EnglishRose [WISEUK] 2nd Alarm HottieOctober 24 SheSmilesInTheDarkness *2nd Alarm Hotties*October 26 ~BeautifullyBroken~2nd Alarm HottiesOctober 26
From Mistress Of Wolves!
Body: IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... My results: Opening Credits: Blow Me Away- Breaking Benjamin Waking Up: Interstate Love Song- Stone Temple Pilots First Day At School: Hell & High Water- Black Stone Cherry Falling In Love: The Hollow- A Perfect Circle Fight Song: The Clincher-Chavelle Breaking Up: Something More- Sugarland Prom: If this is Austin- blake shelton Life: Fancy- reba mcentire Mental Breakdown: she don't know shes beautiful- alan jackson Driving: Topless- Breaking Benjamin Flashback: Nothing on but the radio- gary allen Getting back together: Fully Alive- Flyleaf Wedding: we will rock you- queen Birth of Chi
For Momma, Mishka,carl And All Those Across The Rainbow Bridge
Winter has come for me, can't carry on. The chains to my life are strong but soon they'll be gone. I'll spread my wings one more time. Is it a dream? All the ones I have loved calling out my name. The sun warms my face. All the days of my life, I see them passing me by. In my heart I know I can let go. In the end I will find some peace inside. New wings are growing tonight. Is it a dream? All the ones I have loved calling out my name. The sun warms my face. All the days of my life, I see them passing me by. As I am soaring I'm one with the wind. I am longing to see you again, it's been so long. We will be together again. Is it a dream? All the ones I have loved calling out my name. The sun warms my face. All the days of my life, I see them passing me by.
The Keys
The shadows of the night, Were unleashed again Where did his greed begin? A morbid hunger for control, Lies in his cold black eyes It's come to take my light away One by one the lights died A massacre that took all night I had no chance, there was no fight You can kill what was strong before My hearts light died..... With shadows on its tail He stepped through the portal, Locked the door and ate the key With his life he took my way to freedom, And he became the final keeper of the key.
In Caged
These are the darkest clouds That have surrounded me Now I find my self alone caught in a cage There's no flower I can find in here Not withering not pale to me Everyone with a friendly face Seems to hide some secret inside He told me he loved me While he removed my face He just led me astray He took my virtue, my faith I feel so cold inside Sorrow has frozen my mind My heart is covered With thoughts entangled How could it ever have felt so real? Is there a place more lonely than I feel within? Could I have seen? Could I have known? I just took it as the truth Everyone with a friendly face Seems to hide some secret inside He told me he loved me While he betrayed me in front of my face He just led me astray He took my virtue I feel so cold inside Sorrow has frozen my mind Always there to remind me It keeps me from believing That someone might be there Who frees me and never ever leaves me
My Cross
Has anything changed, do you still turn it around Did you wash your hands me You made that all too clear Do you just keep on living that lie You refuse to see I'm in agony The cross I bear But you don't seem to care Even Judas knew he had lied I keep wondering why I'm still calling your name through my tears Why have you waited to embrace this, my dear? Cold is your silence, denying what is real I'm still wondering why I'm still calling your name, my dear I'm sorry if you can't stand the naked truth All you see is how you want it to be So you keep on living your lies Release me from this cross after all these years Call my name and help me with this weight Even though it comes far too late I keep wondering why I'm still calling your name through my tears Why have you waited to embrace the truth, my dear? Cold is your silence, denying what is real I'm still wondering why I'm still calling your name. If my heart is too hold, to cold, can friendship
A Fathers Love
It really was a folly of youth, I should have been more careful. After this I always was. At 15 I heard the 2 words every teen dreads, The 17 year olds says "I'm pregnant." It wasn't mine, It couldn't be. I was too young to be a father. I had my whole life to live. It was not mine, Impossible, crazy, terrible, unreal. Or was it? Time line was correct. I was the only one, right? No. She swore I was wrong. She lied. She aborted. At nearly 40, no kids. Makes one wonder. Will I ever give a father's love?
The Price--twisted Sister
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100 Dollar Bills
Can someone please tell me why there are so many businesses that will not take a 100 dollar bill?.........If you have a store and want to sell something, then why in the HELL would you not take 100$............WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..............It's just one more thing that shows how STUPID this world can be.
Mine For The Taking
I see you. I see your pain, Also your joys. I see you. As you want others to see you, But also tinted with truths. I see you, on the inside. But the lie of the outside too I see you, As you try and forget past pain, Do we really forget? I see you, Like no one else does or will, The true and beautiful person inside. I love you.
What Should You Be When You Grow Up?
You Should Be a Politician Confident, assertive, and dedicated - you know what you want in life and how to get it. Stubborn and opinionated, you can stand your ground... even if it's unpopular. And while you have strong views, you never overwhelm people with your opinions. A true charmer, you subtly influence people into seeing things your way. You do best when you: - Work according to your own rules - Can change the world with what you do You would also be a good lawyer or talk show host. What Should You Be When You Grow Up? WOW! I gotta kick outta this one... A POLITICIAN!?!?! WTF?!?!? I honestly don't get it... and the scary part is I think that I could do it! Don't give me ideas now...
Cry Babies
Okay so I can see blocking me if I was mean to you or rude to you, however I have now been blocked by 2 different boys, for not given them enough attention. I think this is very silly and just wanted to laugh at them for being such cry babies. What has this worked come to anyway where you don't have to be mean just uninventive to be banned? HA HA HA
What Color Crayon Are You?
You Are a Yellow Crayon Your world is colored with happy, warm, fun colors. You have a thoughtful and wise way about you. Some people might even consider you a genius. Charming and eloquent, you are able to get people to do things your way. While you seem spontaneous and free wheeling, you are calculating to the extreme. Your color wheel opposite is purple. You both are charismatic leaders, but purple people act like you have no depth. What Color Crayon Are You? Can you tell I'm bored??? LMFAO!
What Modern Bombshell Are You Most Like
You Are Most Like Liv Tyler “I don't want to spend so much time obsessing about myself.” What Modern Bombshell Are You Most Like?
Figment
I have to ask myself..am I makin this all up? is any of this true? this so called existence..But then again I say to myself, "well I'm certainly not stupid, but this thinj I Live is WAY to complicated to be imagined" So it must be real. But the solitary-ness is so overwhelming at times it's probably why we seek Lifemates so we wont feel so singular. I feel so alone inside this shell at times and I wish I didn't have too. and then I womnder... when I die does everythingand everyone else die too? I kno that's not true and yet I still wonder am I a figment of my own imagination?
What I Done Today
Well today i done what some men fear the most .I let my guard down and let a girl into my mind.She already had my heart i was afraid of letting her have all of me terrified if she knew all about me she whould flea.I still dont know the results lts of my actions i have that impeachable timing you know the kind where u do everything at the wrong moment.Someone please tell me if i was right giving her all of me .100% what would yoy guys do?
Until The Sun Stops Shining
Sometimes we bicker, but if we were to stop and look at the reasons, they're foolish after a few days. However; the love that we share for each other runs deeper than any problem we might ever have. It always has; always will. I don't know how, but we have been in each others lives much much longer than we have known each other. And this is where we will remain until the sun stops shining.
Friendship
I find it amazing how sometime you can make an instant friendship with someone. Its a great feeling dont you agree?
Why Is It?
Why is it some days i have come to hat life so easily as the days i love to be in it? How is it possible to go from laughin and cutting up and having fun to holding back the tears and fighting back a loneliness and depression that threatens to consume your whole being? Is this how life was meant to be? A contant roller coster of emotions and battles and memories to keep? What is it about the need to be truely close to comeone? To have that connection you know most people will never come close to having with another person. In truth we all know that we dont actually need someone to be that close but we want it. Even when we lie to ourselves that we dont. Its human nature. What is it that makes us doubt ourselves so much? Even in the simplest things sometimes. I ask these questions to myself often as im sure so many of us do. I use to be so sure of myself. So straight forward in my beliefs, so strong. I wonder if allowing myself these questinos often has helped in my down
Breast Cancer In Men (male Breast Cancer)
Breast cancer in men (male breast cancer) Breast cancer in men (male breast cancer) Date updated: August 31, 2007 Kathe Gallagher, MSW Content provided by Healthwise What is male breast cancer? Many people believe that only women have breast cancer. Although very rare, about 1% of breast cancer occurs in adult males.1, 2 It develops in the small amount of breast tissue found behind a man's nipple. What causes male breast cancer? Although the exact cause of breast cancer is not known, most experts agree that some men have a greater risk for breast cancer than others. Factors that may increase a man's risk of breast cancer include:3 * Advancing age. Although it can occur in younger men, most men diagnosed with breast cancer are older than 65. * A history of testicular cancer or liver disease. * A family history of breast cancer, especially if a mother, father, or sister was diagnosed with breast cancer at a young age. Having several relatives diagnosed with co
It's Been Awhile
Well it's been awhile since I updated everyone. LOL Things are going ok for me, you know, could be better could be worse. My daughter is officially a Private in the US Army Reserves and planning on going active Army once she graduates. I am very proud of her for following her dream. My oldest son has gone to live with his dad for the school year. That has been hard on me, I miss him terribly, but it has been a good experience for both of them so far. I am still trying to find myself! LOL I have been "mom" for so long, that now that some of that daily responsibility is gone I just don't seem to know what to do with myself. I'm sorting my way through it slowly but surely with the help of my friends and family. I am just really trying to stay in today and not worry so much about what I don't have in my life. I'll update again, when I'm not so tired! Goodnight everyone.
Hello
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>^,,^< Pet Has Auto 11s And Is Less Than 300k From Prophet ... Show Her Some Serious Luvin !!!
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Me And All The Obstacles I’ve Been Facing
Life for me lately has been really crazy.This year was the craziest so far, my ex-daniel cheated on me and left me for another woman, that was three and a half months down the damn drain.I mean what's the fucking point in cheating on someone, it wrong and it hurts the person you cheat on.I mean I loved him with all my heart and then he goes and treats me like shit and then cheats on me with another woman.I mean wtf? I would never put anyone through that much mental and emotional pain.Then the other night he comes up and apologizes to me and tells me he is still in love with me and that he cares about me still.He knew that I was with someone else and that I loved them a whole hell of alot.I mean I moved on and I was really happy being with the guy I was in a relationship with.You don't come back months after the damage is done and try to get someone back when they are already happy with someone else.Anyways... on to another thing that happened to me.....I was in another relationship wit
People!!!
well sum people i will never understand!!!! ISNT IT IRONIC? WE IGNORE WHO ADORES US,ADORE WHO IGNORES US, HURT WHO LOVES US, AND LOVE WHO HURTS US!!!!!!
Made For Me By Stormwoman
Godmother ♕ LuAngel ♕ 667k to godmother please level by the 11th thank you friends ♕ LuAngel ♕ ~*~FU OWNED once Again by Just Fishin!!@ fubar (repost of original by 'stormwoman~owner of wolves of wiccan society levelers~owned by anna' on '2008-10-03 04:30:43')
Best Friends And Lounge On Fubar
I have made the best friends and family on fubar at The Gate. The people are awesome. We love to have fun and that's what makes a great lounge. Things are going well for us. And we hope that you can join us as well. Feel free to pop in and say hi and join if you like. I couldn't ask for a better place to be.
Haters Liers And Fake People
you know when you are looking forward to meeting someone and you finally get the chance, you are totally honest with the person that you are going to meet, and then when you meet them they find a way to get out of it or when you do meet them they will never contact you again saying that you would not be for them, but cant just be honest and ask questions but later they tell you oh i cant be with you because of this or that and they already know that part that is imperfect cause you tell them oh well they just dont know what a freiend that they have lost when they dont like something about the other person whats really funny is they want to judge you by your looks and all but not the person that you really are
Reward The Ones Who Reward You
As you go about your day. The peeps that sometimes help you with making you a cup o java.The dry cleaners 2 get out the just got laid, can't tell her/him...., or the crew who waits on you at your fav resteraunt/lounge.To the guy who deliver you pizza at all hours.The fix it crew who fixes ur plumbing or whatnots.Even to the guys who bring you that perfect mattress to your inner most sanctuary...(your bed room).. and see your porn/toys hideing under your old one were takeing away. We may b in your life 4 just one day in 30 years. Or more often. If we do you a good service, please tip. It means a lot 2 us. I've had some nice ones .... $100.00 here, a 20 there. take a beer 4, when u get home. Or even buying luch. And a few job offers along the way. It's nice even 4 a cup o ice water on a hot day.Or a cup o joe, if there gonna take a lil longer. It's the little things that mean a lot. ~*~*~ (not 2 toot my own horn) Just like 2 share some "tips". When the guy cam
Congrats To Our Newest Godmother! "micki Blue Eyes"
Congratulations to Fubars newest Godmother! Ty to all who helped get her there :) Mï¢kï-ßlµê-È¥ê§ ~{Ðïr†¥ §ðµ†h Çrêw}Çð-£ðµñÐêr 𣠆hê £rïêñЧhïþ Çïr¢lê'@ fubar
Even Children Understand...
I was talking to the young daughter of a friend of mine, and she said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?' She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.' Wow - what a worthy goal!' I told her, 'You don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then, I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food or a new house.' She thought that over for a few moments because she's only 6. And while her Mom glared at me, she looked me straight in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?' And I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.' Her folks still aren't talking to me
The Camera
one day when I was surfing the internet i came across a site that said view webcams from arounf the world. I thought to myself sure why not. I clicked on the link and it took me to a list of cities looking through the list i was shocked to see my own city I thought to myself I wonder what other people are doing right now so I checked the link and it showed a live picture of my room. there i was looking at myself. I first thought,ok this has gotta be some kind of joke I went to go and try to locate the camera and then out of the corner of my eye I saw the screen change. i refocused my attention to the computer the screen now showed another angle in my room. I checked the room once again and still once i got close to the angle where it was coming from it changed again counting them up i found 15 angles in all. I never found the camera's though. Later that day I went to a friends house and asked him to bring up the same site she agreed and pulled up the site and i walked her through
Own One Of These Hottys
Auction time!! Come check out these hotties and make a bid, They WILL treat you like you are a king/queen!!! ~Bratt~ *Queen* *Chaotic Princess* The host-♥~**1-800-U-WISH**♥♥~ ♥~**1-800-U-WISH**♥♥~Pu$$ycat Playmate **~♥NIGHTHAWKS FAM♥~~**
Dark Sinners
COME TO DARK SINNERS
25% Virgin.
To the V-gang Okay, so what you're supposed to do is start at 100%, and then for each statement that's true, bring it down 1%. Don't answer the questions, just count your percentage down. THe percentage you get at the end is how much of a "virgin" you are... emotionally, physically, etc. 1. Smoked? 2. Drank alcohol? 3. Cried when someone died? 4. Been drunk? 5. Had sex? 6. Been to a concert? 7. Given a handjob/gotten a handjob? 8. Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob? 9. Been verbally/sexually harassed? 10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody? PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91% 11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up? 12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose? 13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before? 14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend? 15. Been to prom? 16. Cried at school? 17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store? 18. Went streaking? 19. Given or received a lap dance? 20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room? PERCENTAGE SO FAR
Sarah Is Only 865k Away
My really good friend Sarah has activated her Auto-11s and she's so very close to becoming a GodMother. Please spank her hard and she will spank you back. Tempted*RateSpankers*Pu$$ycatPlaymates*@ fubar
I Am Sure We All Know A Few.
* The Succubus is the Temptress from the Abyss, a female demon with the goal to bring about the destruction of the mortal races. They have the ability to polymorph, so they always appear as a stunningly beautiful woman of any humaniod type race (human, elf, halfing, dwarf, etc), with a perfect figure and smooth skin of any color of their choosing, as befits the race they are disguised as. In their true form, their demon heritage is shown in the form of large leathery bat like wings, 2 small horns or wings on their forehead, and sinister glowing eyes. In their true form, they are usually scantily clad, as to try and maintain their hold over their prey, by using their looks to their advantage. * The Succubus race is maintained by the mating of a Succubus and a Balor type demon. If the offspring is female, it is a Succubus, and if male, then it is a Incubus. Offspring from the mating between a Succubus and a human or elf male are known as Tal`zar-Demon. Needless t
A Couple Minor Changes Here To My Fubar
Ok lately, since I upgraded my Mozilla Firefox Internet Explorer that I've not been able to hear sounds on here when someone sends me a message in the shoutbox but I've been able to hear music though on other people's music players, so what I'm going to say here is, if you have Yahoo Messenger and can add me, so you can message me and I can hear it, please do so, my is belanger392007, if you have Windows Live or MSN Messenger, same thing but it's @hotmail.com and if you have AOL Instant Messenger, my ID is belanger3868 so add me to those messengers if you have them. I may just shut the shoutbox off and just not have it on because of the fact, I don't hear the sounds of someone sending me a shout via the shoutbox at all here.
The Perfect Guy For Me.... Does He Even Exsist?
He: 1. is kid friendly and understands that my son comes first and doesn't take offense to me calling off a few dates to hangout with my son or pick up an extra shift at work to make a little more money. 2. has not only a great personality and sense of humor, but needs to be understanding of my sarcastic humor and fiery temper. 3. must be someone I am attracted to, I've settled for way to long for the guy I knew I wouldn't have a problem getting with. 4. needs to be openminded, in general, but most importantly he can't judge me for my past as I have learned not to do with others. 5. has to communicate with me and not shove problems or issues aside. Some things need to be discussed and taken care of before they get blown out of proportion. 6. has to be taller than me and have shorter hair than mine. I'm not into dating a short girly boy. 7. has to have a job and a good head on his shoulders while being supportive of others trying to better themselves. 8. CANNOT b
Fubar's Looney Tune Train Tags
Fubar's Looney Tune Train Here are the tags that have been done so far, for this train. if yours isnt here. you probley forgot to send me the information i needed. *fav looney tune , * name you want on your tag if you did send me all the please let me know TAGS THAT HAVE BEEN MADE SO FAR:
Leveling Help #9
Truthful Lady@ fubar 6,718 to Fugee She has Auto 11's on so please help her as it will help you as well
When Will People Get It...
THIS IS WHAT I DONT UNDERSTAND. YOU WOULD THINK IT WOULD BE EASY BUT IT JUST GETS MORE DIFFICULT BY THE DAY IT SEEMS AND EVEN SOMETIMES BY THE MINUTE. NOW IF IT WAS JUST ME CAUSING THE ISSUE I UNDERSTAND BUT ITS NOT ME. ITS VARIOUS PEOPLE AROUND. YOU CANT DEPEND ON PEOPLE ANYMORE BECAUSE THEY CANT SEEM TO UNDERSTAND THAT YOUR TIME IS JUST AS PRECIOUS AS THERES. NOONE IS TWISTING ARMS AND KICKING ASS TO GET PEOPLE TO PAY ATTENTION. THERE ARE MANY OTHER WAYS YOU CAN GO ABOUT IT BUT ITS REALLY YOUR CHOICE IN HOW YOU HANDLE IT. WHATEVER IT IS THAT MAYBE THE CHINK IN THE CHAIN. WHAT IVE DECIDED TO DO IS TELL WHAT I FEEL RIGHT THEN SO PEOPLE WILL KNOW WHAT KIND PERSON THEY ARE DEALING WITH. FROM THERE ITS UP TO THEM IF THEY COME TO TERMS WITH ME BECAUSE IT WONT MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN THE END IF THEY ARE NOT LISTENING IN THE FIRST PLACE. WHAT GOOD IT WILL DO YOU FOR YOU PERSONALLY IF JUST GIVE IT TO THEM STRAIGHT AND DIRECT. FEAR SHOULDNT BE AN OPTION TO NOT EXPRESS WHATS ON YOUR HEART. I CANT
Something I Just Thought Of....
Ijust watched a end of a great war movie..Bridges over Toko Ri..willian Holden and Mickey Rooney. On the carrier that was in Korea the admiral asked himself "where do we get such men?" well they come from all over, yes even the marines and Army,Navy and Air Force.....men and women now are brave to fight for our country from terrorists and Communism to make sure we sleep well at night and have our choices of what we can do and such. Iam proud to say that iam an air force brat who wanted to join the navy during the VM conflict and declared a war in 67. But i never made it in..yet my heart was with t men and women then and it is now. Most think we should get pur friends,family out of iraq i kinda agree..but wouldnt that show that we are cowards and let the terrorists do their again and take that country over gain, agreed that yes we traie=ned them hard enough to help themselves...but look at it from my PoV. we move out and they move in and start all over again with the bombings
Thanks Sin!
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I Posted This On A Mumm It Is Blog Worthy Though.
Love is a complex thing it's hard to say exactly what it is. Some would say it's like the story book type of deal ya know sleeping beauty snow white type of shit. I used to think the story book love was real but then I realized their is no such thing as a perfect relationship so the story book love is out. Then theirs the idea of love as having emotions during sex...this too isn't love for sex doesn't mean their is love involved. Their is also love as in love at first sight...I think this is simply a illusion of lust. People say their is true love however and in all actuality it probly does exist somewhere out their but true love means to give many things that make you you up. But really I guess only those who are experiencing true love know what the hell it is I don't think one can just slap a meaning onto the word. That's my view anyway.
Staff Auction Winners - Please Settle Up With The Ones' U Won , Congrats All And Thanx!
THANX EVERYBODY FOR BEING PART OF AND BIDDING IN SWEETWATERS STAFF AUCTION BELOW YOU'LL SEE THE LIST OF STAFF AND WINNING BIDS, PLEASE CONTACT THE PERSON THAT WON YOU AND SETTLE UP! LOL. ....... CONGRATS TO ALL! KITTY - WINNING BID JOHN WITH 165000 SHER - WINNING BID LUCKY WITH 3 day blast ICE - WINNING BID BEAR WITH 300000 k GLAZIER - WINNING BID Mistress Godess with $20 Real Dollars WOLFE AKA BRIAN - WINNING BID mistress godess with 500 REAL BUCKS! SEXY RED - WINNING BID SILENCE WITH 3day blast SUNSHINE PRINCESS - WINNING BID JOHN 1 month vip and 10 pack bling MISTRESS GODESS - WINNING BID WOLFE WITH $100 real dollars VIA MISTRESS GODESS JOHN - WINNING BID BETTY WITH 200k and 7 day blast JADE - WINNING BID JUICY WITH 7-day blast HED - WINNING BID BEBE WITH 600K DOUBLE A - WINNING BID IRISH PRINCESS WITH 7 day blast + 200k fubucks DIBS - WINNING BID LA BEL WITH 250k DIAMOND - WINNING BID BLADE 106K CHOPMASTER - WINNING BID SP with a 1 month vip CATAWBA - WINNI
My First Contest Help!!!
These Contestants Are Going To Need Your Help In Winning! There Is Only One Winner! The First To Reach 60,000 Comments Win! The Contest Starts Saturday, Oct. 4th At 10AM PT And There Is No Time Limit On This Contest, But The First To Reach 60,000 Comments Ends The Contest! Here's What They Win! One Month VIP One Blingy Package 3 Day Blast Comment Bombing A Must! Self Bombing Too! No Scripting! This Contest Has Monitors Watching And If Someone Is Caught Running Script, The One Being Bombed Will Be Disqualified! No Drama Please! Lets Have Fun Firstly! Anyone Under Level 5 Will Not Be Allowed To Bomb And Those Bombing Must Be Saluted! My Page Is Set To Friends, So I Must Be Rated, Fanned & Added! No Blank Friend Requests! Here Are The Contestants They Are Going To Need Your Help IKISSEDAGIRL HELP ME WIN HELP ME WIN PLEEEAAAAASSSSEEEE! Contest Starts Sat. October 4th At 10AM - PT, 11AM - MT, 12PM - CT, 1PM ET Ends When The First Contestant Reached
Pieces Of The Past
what to do when memories take over your dreams,how can one stop missing what use to be and dream about what could be?ive been wondering this for a long time.ill sit here looking out the window or talking to friends and all of a sudden she walks through my mind.and all i can do is wish i could hold her one more time even though i know i never can.atleast not till the lord calls my number.i guess this says it best... What I Miss Most i hear the sound of gentle rain like teardrops on the windowpayne a priceless smile in a wooden frame beside the bed i stare at the ceilin and talk to the walls i lay here alone and imagine it all as a river of memories rush through my head i can almost taste your kiss as i think about how much i miss your hungry eyes,your satin skin the sound of your voice whisperin the love i feel inside your heart when your wrapped up in my arms so close thats what i miss most i try to rest but sleep wont come my body aches my mi
Personal Tags
So...you want a cool tag made? Well...you've come to the right place! I will make a tag... for you or your fu-friend just because or for a special occasion! If you'd like a tag... Here's what I'm asking: 200 10's, 50 11's or a 1 credit bling during Happy Hour will get you a basic tag with your favorite pic or color background, your pic and your name... 500 10's, 100 11's or a 3 credit bling during Happy Hour will get you a more detailed tag or 3 basic tags... A 5 credit bling during Happy Hour will get you a morph, a simple animation, 6 basic tags or 3 detailed tags... A 10 credit or higher bling or any "real money gifts" will get you an animation (either still pics put together or an animation made from a video clip) and 3 basic tags...
Sorry All
Sorry 2 all my friends for not seeing me in a while. I've been very sick and I still am. Not sure when I'll get better. Please show me some love. I will try 2 check in from time 2 time and c how things r going. HUGS!!!! Lori ~aka~ Bright Eyes Angel Fox
Is It A Dream?
Is it a Dream? How real could a dream be? To see the beauty in one’s eyes as they look upon you To smell the scent of the one you long for To touch the softness of their hands in yours To hold them with no fear of loosing them when you let go To hear their voice when the morning sun peaks over the horizon To feel their heart beating next to yours while you sleep So tell me how real could it be?
Just A Music Video
I'm not quite sure why, but I've been drawn into this song. I can't get it out of my head. I just really like the lyrics I guess. And the dude has a somewhat decent voice, for this type of music. Song lyrics | Stop And Stare lyrics
Love To All!!
I have found So many Of you to be sooooo true...And Love ya for it...There are times I can't get on this damn thing or So busy with my two boys that I can't return all the love...But I want you all to know that I TRUELY DO love each and everyone of you....There are times when people get down and feel overwhelmed (especially in today's society it's nice to get on here on FULAND at have a release). You all make my day, and May God Be With All Of You...Some of you I might not talk to very much, or then some of you only came for naughty pics which I don't have nor will ever have but Thanks for the attention...BUT, still when I'm on I will try to give all of you some friendship if I can...If you ever need a friend I'm here to talk to...Cause I know what it is like to have a bad time and have no one to talk too...LOVE TO ALL OF YOU...GOD BLESS US ALL...Paula
Word Of The Day.
Cuggles. Cuddle/snuggle= cuggle. "I want cuggle with you."
Mona Vie Pulse
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Where Am I?
What a place!! Never been nowhere like this. Hope to find some NC folks here!
New Friday Express Train! Jump On!
FRiDAY - SiR CHaRLES JONES OK IT A TIME TO DO THE DAM THANG ADD ALL RATE AND FAN! PLEASE E-MAIL AKAKMRS. T WHEN YOU ARE DONE! HOST ~AKAMRS.T THE DREAM TEAM ~ DYLON'S DIVA MAFIA~ CLUB F.A.R.~SHADOW LEVELERS~ BAD GIRL~@ fubar BIG POPPA Ya Heard : if i aint caressing them im undressin'em@ fubar
Wtf Is Promblem Here
WHY IS IT I SPEND AT LEST 4 TO 5 HOURS BUSTEN MY ASS RATING MY FRIENDS!! ONLY 1 OR 3 OF YOU RATE ME THIS IS BULL SHIT!! YOU ALL BUGG ME TO HELP YOU LEVEL! WHAT I GET NOT DAMN THING OUT OF IT!! GUESS WHAT YOU RATE ME THEN ALL RATE YOU, IF YOU DON'T RATE ME THEN FUCK YOU!!
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Cherokee Mama's Happy Hour
Tempting Enchantress^Llama Leveler^{One of Sarge's Bad Girls)@ fubar This Pimpout brought to you by: Miracle Monkey Chief of N.A.P Member of Club F.A.R Team Capt. Team Love@ fubar This lady is Awesome!!Her Happy Hour is next she deserves all the Love you can give shes 1 of my personal best friends the Llama will be there as well
Cause I Said I Would....
OK here it is Friday I posted a couple non-rater blogs yesterday and today my upcoming HH for Monday.... So to the unfinished bushiness today was good for me as most people that received those auto 11 blings out there. So woohoo to me and all the others that picked up on that!! So, there are a few though that still don't get it as I woke to a friends request to the a** that didn't rate back and blocked me ...he rated a few and wanted me back hmmmm uhh no JA!!! Another person from the same group which appeared as in viewing me did just that just view...ok a lazy F***. There was one today that never seen the two bully's I posted for Monday's HH or the blog I posted....hmmmm ok!!! To an old friend though and I will call out the trifling thing she is: http://fubar.com/user/1341652 Alluring Redhead who today had auto 11's and then came a begging I rated some of hers earlier this week and today another 560 which you know blew her up in points!!! She got hers and ran, deleted
Untamed
"Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free til they find someone just as wild to run with them." OK so it's a quote that I stole. But think about. Maybe some of us are really wild at heart and are ment to be that way. Maybe we don't need to "settle down" we need someone to keep up with us. Now I"m not saying that TV shows or movies are the Bible. But maybe, just maybe they throw out tidbits that can be applied to everyday people's lives. I look around and I see happy people. I see people who are "settled down" and they are happy. I want to be happy but I don't want to have to change me. I don't want to be the person in a few years who wakes up and sees that everything that they have ever wanted is gone. Who they are is gone. I don't want to have to give up me to be a them. I want to have a family. I want a meaningful relationship with someone. I want all that. However, I can't change who Iam anymore. I won't change who I am. Cause to quote
Need To Be Rated
plz rate me while i have auto 11 and help your self also with the point of an 11 you get too 58 points a rate so have fun rating
More Like Her
She's beautiful in her simple little way She don't have too much to say when she gets mad She understands she don't let go of anything Even when the pain gets really bad I guess I should have been more like that You had it all for a pretty little while And somehow you made me smile when I was sad You took a chance on a bruised and beaten heart And then you realized you wanted what you had I guess I should have been more like that I should have held on to my pride I should have never let you lie I guess you got what you deserve I guess I should have been more like her Forgiving you well she's stronger than I am You don't look much like a man from where I'm at It's plain to see desperation showed it's truth You love her as she loves you with all she has I guess I should have been more like that I should have held on to my pride I should have never let you lie I guess you got what you deserve I guess I should have been more like her She's beautiful in her
Short And Not Very Sweet..
I will try to make this as concise as possible.. Quick question: WHO DO I HAVE TO BLOW, TO GET A DECENT NIGHTS SLEEP???????????? If anybody knows.. Could you please share that information with me, so I can get it over with already. The nightmares, the waking up screaming.. CHRIST!
Funerella's Midnight Escapades....
Here comes lil' funerella, eye's as pitch as night.... only after dusk is drawn,will she sneak outside... lurking in and out of shadows, insearch for a place to play... watches as the moon rises upwards, melting the day's light away... looking around to cast her sights on something fuzzy and warm... she finds her kitty,lays there purring,cuddled within her arms... playing around in graveyards, hiding behind tombstones laying about... she finds a place to rest a bit, while her kitty seeks her out... She awakens from her rest to find the skys turned from black to blue... tis time to seek refuge away from the daylight which will be upon her soon... she scurries back within her house and draws the shades from light... drifts off to sleep,dreaming of kitty till they play again tonight... ~*Twist'a Fate*~
Didn't You Know How Much I Loved You?
I remember the way you made love to me Like I was all you'd ever need Did you change your mind Well I didn't change mine Now here I am trying to make sense of it all We were best friends now we don't even talk You broke my heart Ripped my world apart Didn't you know how much I loved you Didn't you know how much I loved you, baby I gave you everything, every part of me Didn't you feel it when I touched you Didn't I rock you when I loved you, baby Baby, tell me Didn't you know how much I loved you I can't get you out of my head I still feel you in this bed Left me all alone You couldn't be more gone From falling apart to fighting mad From wanting you back to not giving a damn I've felt it all I've been to the wall Didn't you know how much I loved you Didn't you know how much I loved you, baby I gave you everything, every part of me Didn't you feel it when I touched you Didn't I rock you when I loved you, baby Baby, tell me Didn't you know how much I lov
My Fantasy
My Fantasy For all of you who are wondering what my fantasy is. Well here it is: My fantasy is to have a man be loyal, want me and only me, and have eyes for me and no other women. I would like to have a man who can have an intelligent conversation that doesn’t lead to sex in 20 minutes. I would like to be able to talk for hours about life in general. I want a man who will love and care for my children. I want a man who will not lie or cheat on me. I would like a man who isn’t afraid of romance. A man who doesn’t mind holding hands in public. I want a man who will make love to me. A man who likes to touch and be touched. I would like to have a man who isn’t afraid to say “I love you”. Who can show how much he loves me with a look or a touch. Maybe what I want is a fairy tale or a fantasy but it’s what I want. I just hope I can find it.
Ready For The Weekend Train!!
~ The Rules for the I'M READY FOR THE WEEKEND! Train~ 1. Stop by and rate this folder: 2. Rate, Fan, Add, and Comment each person on the train. If you are already friends with someone, check to make sure you have re-rated him/her and leave a comment... "Yay it's the weekend!" or I'm ready for the weekend!" or anything like that. 3. Private message Tulsa's Angel when you have completed rating each rider and she will add you to the train. All riders on the train need to be sure to hit each other up. 4. When new people join the train... You must rate/fan/add/comment them back... DO NOT just ACCEPT the friend request. Everyone must comment everyone on here. 5. Repost the bulletin so it can be seen by as many people as possible. 6. NO DRAMA. Hostess in DIRE need of a weekend vacation or two...man I kept messing this puppy up. :( Tulsa's Angel~ Sarge's Bad Girl ~ Club FAR Team LOVE Captain ~ Fu Owned by Steve! Tempting Enchantress Sarge'
Meet My New Owner!!
Now that I've gotten your attention, I'm thinking it's about time I introduce my new owner, Yet Again. Is it true that you haven't visited his page yet??? That can't be!! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?? THIS SWEETHEART HAS BEEN DELETED TWICE, SO PLEASE VISIT HIS PAGE NOW AND LEAVE HIM LOTS OF LOVE!! AND TELL HIM Tennisgirl1987 SENT YOU. ;-) YET AGAIN..FUN IN THE SUN LAID IN THE SHADES R/L MAN...OWNER OF TENNISGIRL1987@ fubar This bulletin has been brought to you by.... Tennisgirl1987 - Club F.A.R. Member, Shadow Leveler, Promoter at Playground, Owned by Yet Again@ fubar
Snow
Sex is like snow, you never know how long it will last or how much you will get!! (Can I order a Blizzard?)
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There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness. - Josh Billings
Wtf
WTF is up with gas prices. When i was a kid gas was 62 cents a gal. That was when i was 10 years or so. now 22 years later. I am looking a gas station that is under 3$ and 80 cents a Gal, that is BS.
49k....lots To Rate 500+ Pix
~DJ GoofyGurl~~@ fubar
Littoral
littoral \LIH-tuh-rul\, adjective: 1. Of, relating to, or on a coastal or shore region, especially a seashore. noun: 1. A coastal region, especially the zone between the limits of high and low tides.
My Rockwear Store
Check it out....early Christmas presents!! http://artisticbookingsrockwear.homestead.com/
The Asian Leopard Cat, Where My Bengal Cat Marble Originates From
Asian leopard cats (prionailurus bengalensis) are small wild felines living throughout asia from russia and japan to indonesia. Their coat, always spotted or rosetted vary from grey to yellowish. They have a wide range of habitat from mountains (up to 3000m elevation) to forest or grasslands, the only mandatory requirement being the presence of water. Their taxonomy is still discussed; for some biologists there is a single specie with pronounced geographic variations, for others there are many subspecies, isolation having been long enough to warrant distinct subspecies. They prey on rodents, birds reptiles, insects, fish and those living close to human populations often raid on poultry. They are not considered endangered except on some Asian small islands ( CITES annex II) although like every wild felines their main threats are habitat destruction and hunting in continental China. They also have been hybridized with domestic cats to create the bengal breed, the leopard c
It's One Thing For Me To Be Rating All These Photos 11s
but yep, next time I rate them, the photo (or profile) owner's Bar Tab will say (since I don't have, and /am not asking for/, a VIP) that I am re-rating those photos to a 10 from an 11. So these "11 cherry" blings have a bit the downside...
The African Servil. Where My F3 Savannah Comes From
The Savannah cat is one of the newest and most exciting breeds of cats currently being developed by a select few breeders around the world. There are still relatively few Savannahs in existence, and the demand for them is quite high. The Savannah is the result of crossing an African Serval cat to a domestic cat. Since with any hybrid cross resulting from the breeding of a wild cat to a domestic cat, the males are almost always sterile until the 4th-5th generation, there are a variety of domestic intact male cats used in breeding programs to create the early generation Savannahs. Some toms that are being used in the early generations include Oriental Shorthairs, Egyptian Maus, Serengetis, Bengals, and others. While it is natural and not difficult to have a Serval breed with another Serval, it can be extremely difficult to accomplish the Serval to domestic cat breeding. Whether it be the Serval male to the domestic female (which is most often the case), or to attempt a female Serval t
Lyrics To The First Song On My Playlist.
"Let Your Troubles Roll By" Love endures, it clings away When asked to leave, it begs to stay Like the perfect song, at imperfect times It's the way the chords struck with the rhymes So let your troubles roll by... He knows he can help himself He can tell by a look at the books on his shelf And someone, somewhere loses her son Before her own sunset is said and done And she dreams of sunflowers bent-over Frozen in snow, and thinks 'Colorado.. ?' But then plays her life back in slow motion To keep in touch with that raw emotion In the night, crushed empty can Olive Oyle is waiting for her man To come in from the fight That will change their life 'For good this time...' When all of your tears dry, let your troubles roll by Like New Year's Eve, tonight's underway But tomorrow you'll wake up afraid of the day 'Cause underneath the scars of your broken dreams An undone war still wages and stings You fear the year will blow Like a breeze through a rainbow
Sometimes It's True
Unfortunately lately I've slightly been in one of those moods. Most of the time I can tolerate the single life. I mean it's one of those things that you can't really force to change. Well I guess you could if you had no standards and were willing to date just anyone...but that's not me. I'm very picky about who I date. I've pretty much lost count of how long I've been single now. I've gone on dates but BS games came into play and it went nowhere. Sometimes it sucks though. I look around and I see all of my friends from like high school are married with kids or getting married or at least in a serious relationship. It doesn't help that if I ever get married I'll have gotten married at the oldest age in my family but a good deal of years. My parents already 100% had a family by my age. In fact by my age they had 4 kids. All my brothers had been married for a few years or longer by my age. And yes I know I'm not them. But my point is when you grow up around things it's a
Ten Ways To Know That You Are An Impossible Fucktard When It Comes To Love
Have you ever cringed with absolute agony while attempting to understand someone's logic within the walls of their relationship? Have you ever been dumbfounded by the actions taken to obtain a relationship with an absolutely, unobtainable person? Have you ever wanted to kill someone for being so alarmingly love-struck? Obviously this happens far too often and obviously I think that people are fucked for it and because of it. So naturally, I've devised a list to aid all the retards with their fidelity issues. Here they are, in no particular order: 1. If you're writing shitty poetry about the state of your relationship (or a very uninteresting and semi-melodramatic lack-of a relationship), or ultimately, any type of poetry for a website that owns the word, "cunt" in it's title, it's time to end it all. No seriously, ALL OF IT. Composing a load of love-sap-dribble isn't romantic, it's annoying. Eventually your lover (or fantasy), is going to make it outstandingly clear that he/s
To My Sister Samantha
Pray for her everynight Hoping she is alright I wish it was true, I wish it was real Knowing she may not be eating a single meal Sick and not well I know she is not well off, I can tell Fading away, nothing me and my family can do to make her comeback home and stay Slowly dying away Why is this so? why cant she leave and go? The pain inside continues to grow She feels she cannot do whatever she wishes Rather refuse to have a roof over her head and eating with clean dishes I can get her a job, My family can get her well Tears and the agony is quite easy to tell Very young yet does not care to die So much potential to be thrown away but why? Freedom and to break every rule To just forget about her family that cares indeed a crazy fool Even all the stupid stuff she has done, me and my family still care She is blind and not aware Me and her where raised the same But we are on the opposite sides of life, which is not a game Why did she goes this path? Cuttin
New Auction
http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=981568&albumid=1239607&i=4038959498&idx=0.... in only for a week. come own a real man
Being Real
I just want too thank each and every one of you that have been on my page. I Dont personally know what each has done as I slept and worked today. Last week I was seriously ready too just give up on ever being a Oracle. This level is hard. I have found 3 things in this level. You either have too be rich, Beg for happy hours, blingI dont have a problem with those that do but I myself believe that if theperson wants too give it it will be given as a gift. or be nsfw. Im not any of the above. I have got here too this level by rating my heart out and helping any one that i could. I know that i have not helped everyone on Fubar but have always tried when it was possible and will continue too do so. Most of my close friends know I will bend over backwards too help anyone I can. Yesterday a friend that I helped too GodMother bought me one of the new blings that makes all rates 11s. For the last 24 hours all of you have been on my page non stop rating your hearts out. Ill be honest I ca
I'm Not Alright
Sex Facts, Dont Know If It True But Its Funny
Women who went to college are more likely then high school dropouts to enjoy giving and receiving oral sex. Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds. Sex burns about 70-120 calories for a 130 pound woman, and 77 to 155 calories for a 170 pound man every hour. During the female orgasm, endorphines are released, which are powerful painkillers. So headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex. There are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day. According to psychologists, the shoe and the foot are the most common sources of sexual fetishism in Western society. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don't. Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds. 85% of men who die of heartattacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from
Bit Torent Kid!
Does anyone know a good site to download Bit Torrents at? All mine died on me :(. Much apreciated.
To All My Friends/family And Fellow Train Riders
I have not been able to get caught up on answering all my comments and rating my friends for the last 5 days... I have started a Bombing Family and between bombing and running the Home Page I have been pretty busy... I am asking all of you to please be patient with me...I will get to all of you as soon as I can get caught up... I love all my family,friends and fellow train riders...you all rawk my world! If any of you would like to check my Family out...Here is the link: Independent Bombers & Levelers ! Fu*Angels / Lost*Boyz & The Love Shack@ fubar
Relationships. Why Don't I Get It?
ok, so my current relationship is kind of complicated. ...i guess i have to start from the beginning with this one... September 13th 2008 i met this incredibly cute boy. we had been talking online for a while, but finally decided to walk a few blocks in the rain to meet. [it was cute.] so anyway. we ended up really hitting it off. and we started dating that night. we were cuddling and checking out myspace and he told me that he had two "myspace girlfriends" that he would be happy to ditch for me. i agreed to discontinue any other relationships i had. he said that he didn't typically "break up" with girls though, that he'd just ignore them, and generally they got the point. so everything was going relatively smoothly for the next week. i saw him every day. and although we lived quite some distance apart the drive to see him was well worth it. his outgoing personality made me smile. and i found that i was more happy when i was with him than i had been in quite some time. the only
Leavling
i want to leavle up please help me show some love
Sadness
tired of always being alone sad and depressed sighsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
My Midget
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CANBERRA (Reuters) - The parents of a 7-year-old boy who broke into an Australian outback zoo and fed a string of small animals to its resident crocodile are likely to be sued after police said the boy was too young to be held responsible. A turtle, four western blue tongue lizards, two bearded dragons, two thorny devil lizards and a 1.8 meter (5.9ft) adult female Spencer's goanna were fed or led into the jaws of a 3 meter, 200kg (440lb) saltwater crocodile named "Terry." Security camera footage at the Alice Springs Reptile Center showed the smiling youngster also bludgeoning to death a small blue tongue lizard and two more thorny devils during a half-hour of breakfast-time havoc last Wednesday. "The fact a 7-year-old can wreak so much havoc in such a short time, it's unbelievable. In my day he'd get a big boot up the arse," center director Rex Neindorf told Reuters by phone. "Police found him, but in the Northern Territory here he can't be accountable if he's under 10 year
Gonna Kill Someone
This may get long, so buckle up. Back Story - As a lot of you know, I applied to be a security guard in february this year. Passed test, sent off forms for licence etc. About a coupla months ago, received said forms back due to out of date info. 'cause it took so long for them to deal with. Resubmitted said forms two months ago to be resent to licensing authority. Now to the new part. Phoned licensing authority today to find out what the hold up was, again. Found out they'd never received my reapplication. At this moment, slightly annoyed. So phoned the company who were meant to have sent them, person in charge not there, said they'd phone back. 3 hours later, nothing. Slighty more annoyed. Phoned back, find out they haven't been sent. More than annoyed now. Before I go on, I'd been told all those months ago that they were paying for my application. Now, in this phone call i'm told that I know have to pay £245, due to everyone else's fuck ups and the now slighty w
My Name Is On The 88 Of Dale Jrs Car This Weekend
as the title exclaims my name is on the race car of dale jr this weekend. its on thefront bumper lower half just above the splinter thingie not sure if this link is gonna work for everyone that goes to view it, but heres the link for it http://ampenergy.com/ampenergy500/?or=amp.1152
This Love And This Hate
In a time of need, Only few can see what's wrong, Millions tend to crawl, But only those who choose, Can make it through this all, Only few can sing like lions, 'Cause we sing until we're gone, And we've got each others backs, Until we're back where we belong, A woman held my shield, And through the battles we did wrong, A man who taught me wisdom through the static we recall, And maybe when we're gone, Our names will echo through the stars, Every start's got it's ending, Even when we've learned to rise above it all, These lies are leading me astray it's too much for me to stay, I don't wanna live this destiny it goes on endlessly, I see you so please stay strong, I'll sing you one last song and then I'm gone, I don't wanna live this destiny it goes on endlessly, And we once also had a story too, You can see that good men only come in few, Even in our greatest moments, we may win or we may lose, Every song's got it's rules, You've g
Craigslist Wtf
A job advertisement on Craigslist, offering $28.50 an hour to anyone who wore a blue, long-sleeved shirt, yellow safety vest, eye protection and ventilator mask and waited near a bank, seemed at first glance like a nice earner. It turned out it was actually an elaborate ruse to position decoys for a bank robbery. Police said a number of people wearing the specified outfit were waiting near a Bank of America branch Tuesday when a similarly dressed man accosted a Brinks armored truck guard with pepper spray during a cash delivery in Monroe, a town about 25 miles (40 kilometers) northeast of Seattle. Police said the man grabbed a bag of money and eluded pursuers after entering a nearby creek. FBI agents were trying to determine the source of the ad posted on craiglist.org, which ostensibly was seeking landscaping help on a city project, Monroe police spokeswoman Debbie Willis said. 'We believe the ad was not a credible ad and that it may have been an attempt to get people d
Fuk You
I loved you, you made me, hate me. You gave me, hate, see?. It saved me and these tears are deadly. You feel that? I rip that, everytime you tried to seal that. You feel bad? you feel sad? I'm sorry, Hell no fuck that! It was my heart, it was my life, it was my start, it was your knife. This strife It dies, this life and these lies. And these lungs have sung this song for too long, and it's true I Hurt too, remember I loved you! (Chorus) I've, Lost it all, fell today, It's all the same I'm sorry oh I'm sorry I'm sorry no, no I've, been abused, I feel so used, because of you I'm sorry oh I'm sorry I'm sorry no, no I wish I could I could have quit you. I wish I never missed you, And told you that I loved you, every Time I Fucked you. The future that we both drew, and all the shit we've been through. Obsessed with the Thought of you, the pain just grew and grew! How could you do this to me? Look at what I made for you, It never was enough and the world is
I Can Haz A Niece!!
My mother just wrote: "Ali [my sister] had the baby Tuesday night 9/30/08! Brinley Morgan xxxxxxx was born at 11:54 pm, weighed 7 lb 10 oz, was 20 1/2" long, and is absolutely beautiful. She has Garrett's [my elder nephew {11}]( & Grandma Robinson's) nose, Gabe's [my 4 year old nephew] (& Mamaw's) chin, and her Uncle Jeremy's [me, in case you didn't know] long, skinny feet & toes.(Glad she doesn't have my toes)! Ali delivered in 3 hours, and is doing well. They came home yesterday. Garrett stood at the head of the bed for the birth (he was so---o-o-o excited). I was in the waiting room with Gabe when Garrett burst out of the room to tell us. I think Gabe was a little overwhelmed by it all, bit he was excited to greet his baby sister,too. "
I Hope This Is Not Your Friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This girl ran a contest and refuses to pay the winner when asked she blocks u !! Dj Michelle C/O@The Players Club~N~/R/L N Fu wife/fiance To Dj rebel@ fubar
Caa #42
This comes a round about way from a very good friend of mine for many years. She has a friend whose good friend and mentor is Hospice with cancer. Please pray for all of them with Angel prayers of strength and healing and comfort. As always it is God's will, and let God give him and his family strength at this time. Doc
*bid On Me!*
Do You Know This~*~Bad Girl~*~?Well You Should! She's having an auction! It ends on Oct. 10th at 10 am central! :) Come check out the people on the auction block! TBONEDADDY RED FLAME HEART BLUE ANGEL DJ FABULOUS TATOO FREAK DARK PHOENIX DEVIL DOG DIVA BLUESTAR DJ MICHELLE
Caa #41
This is an emergency rush prayer for a dear friend of mine. She needs all the angel strength and love that we can give her. Doc
Thingy
I seriously,seriously need this thingy for my thingy but I can't remember what that thingy looks or feels like. Lack of the thingy is driving my thingy crazy! Someone fix my damn thingy!
Still Puzzled
i was sitting here his evening after a minor confrontation with someone who i though cared about me, and i was very upset about it cause i din't even know what i did, but i guess that isjust something i have to let go, but then i go to someones page to leave them somethingand realize what i thought they felt about me was totally wrong to i don't understand it is it just me or am i just bound to get walked on by every man i meat the one guy i will admite i ally genuanaly care about but apparently all am to him is a door mat which is what i have been to every man i have met i think i should just delete my page and drop my messanger and stop talking to all of them but i enjo other peoples company other then theres so i don't kno what to do thanks for listning to me have a great night to all my friends love you all muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
All 4 U
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Beth's Birthday (this Was Posted On Time)
Tuesday, September 30th is Beth's birthday! Chaos' Goddess will be another year older!!! All in ONE DAY! Chaos' Goddess Visit Beth and show her some birthday love! Help Beth level to Godmother! Find a folder or two and spank her for her birthday!! Brought to you by ... Tulsa's Angel [PS Yeah I know this may be a little "busy" but I did make it myself!!! Woo hoo! Yeah I know I got it underlined too lol :( Now go rate Beth!]
Fubucks For Bling
Hey all! I will give anyone Fubucks for bling! Any fubucks will not be under 50,000! I am wanting an Auto 11 bling and will give the person 700,000 fubucks for it. Any other bling I receive will be rewarded with fubucks!
Update On My Crazy Life As I Know It!
so i know i havent been around much... yet again! everytime i think things are getting better and i have some time to catch up with you all, i seem to fall off the face of the earth again lol. so i am going to give you all an update of where i am at to try to make things a bit more clear..... recently my 5 yr old son started tests for aspergers syndrome. it has and still will be a bit of a long haul until we know for sure. he is a happy kid and is always smiling so hopefully it wont be anything that will affect him throughout his life... so far so good! he is a smart kid and i am proud to say that he has been accepted into one of the best private schools for kindergarten. he doesn't seem phased by anything.. but for me it has been an emotional journey and mentally exhausting. i moved house a couple of weeks ago also so i have been busy trying to get organised around my busy work and home life. my cousin who you all know as MoMmY on here left work about 6 weeks ago so i have had t
Another Funeral
have you ever found the irony in the word funeral ? i broke down at work today and bawled my eyes out... and made my boss feel really bad.im going to my fourth funeral this year and let me tell you it doesnt get any easier.Do you ever wonder why it is we lose the people that mean the most to us? or why it is that the happy really nice people go first.not to say that anyone deserves to die... except jesse of course but i have my reasons for that.im just sad ive lost a lot of really amazing people this yeari miss them a lot
Mid Day Matinee
THE MID-DAY MATINEE TRAIN EVER JUST FEEL LIKE CUDDLING UP ON THE COUCH AND WATCHIN A GOOD MOVIE? ONE THAT WARMS THE HEART OR MAKES YOU LAUGH UNTIL IT HURTS OR ONE THAT HAS LOTS OF ACTION AND SUSPENSE. MAYBE SCARY OR DRAMATIC ARE MORE YOUR TASTE, EITHER WAY WE ALL LOVE SOME MOVIE OUT THERE. SO HOP ON BOARD THE MID-DAY MATINEE TRAIN AND COME CUDDLE UP AND WATCH A MOVIE. FIRST GO TO THE FOLDER FOR MID-DAY MATINEE PICKS. START WITH THE FIRST PIC AND LEAVE A COMMENT ON THE LAST TELLING ME YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE. JUST ADD FAN AND RATE ALL THOSE BEFORE YOU ON THE TRAIN. BE SURE TO LEAVE A COMMENT TELLING THEM YOU WANT TO WATCH A MOVIE WITH THEM OR SOMETHING OF THE NATURE. IF YOU ALREADY HAVE THEM ADDED RATED AND FANNED JUST LEAVE THEM A COMMENT. WHEN YOU ARE DONE MESSAGE ME AND YOU WILL BE ADDED TO THE BLOG AND BULLETIN AND A TAG WILL BE MADE FOR YOU!! YOUR CONDUCTOR ON THIS TRAIN IS ME THE JADED ONE!! ▲►Ĵådəd Ô
Victims Reviewing Proposal To Disperse $176-million Fund
Victims reviewing proposal to disperse $176-million fund 07:16 AM EDT on Friday, October 3, 2008 By Tracy Breton Journal Staff Writer A court-appointed master has proposed a plan for distributing $176 million in settlement money to those who lost loved ones or suffered injuries in The Station nightclub fire. The plan of distribution devised by Duke University Law Prof. Francis E. McGovern would give everyone who sued a share of the money, including those who suffered mental trauma but never sought medical treatment for their injuries. Related links Extra: Read the proposed distribution plan Your Turn: React to the proposed distribution plan Under the plan, the survivors who were most badly burned and were hospitalized the longest will receive more money than several of the families who lost loved ones in the fire. Although McGovern’s plan has not yet been submitted for court approval, victims of the fire have been meeting with their lawyers in recent days
Am I Bad Luck?
Amp Energy Drink organized a sign up in which the first 70,000 fans to sign up would have their name on Dale Earnhardt Jr's race car for the race at Talladega this weekend. I was one of the first 70,000 so my name is on the roof......and I wonder if my bad luck is with him. In the first practice today the car suffered engine failure. The team changed engines and got back out for second practice, and this happened:
Air Headed Rates
So whats your reason to blindly rating a STRANGER a 10 10 10 10 10?...y'all do know there's 9 other numbers don't you?...there's only 2 ways to rate.by personality & by looks.but when its a stranger then you don't know there personality so it has to be by looks.For you know not everyone you come across will look physically good to you.so is it because your all about kissing ass or points?...why rate so blindly?...You Weigh In.
I Am So Proud Of Myself
I am about to explode with joy...I have totally amped up my exposure and it is paying off.. http://www.michelle-from-hell.com has started growing like crazy... Before I was getting just under 40 hits a day...As of Tuesday this week it has jumped to over 3000 hits in a day!! Oh my f'ing gawd am I uber happy!!! I also put ads up on Backpage today. Hopefully, it will bring me more stuff in modeling wise soon!! I may or maynot blog much this weekend - thus the overload today...I missed yesterday and made up for it today, added a blog for today and now this one... Can't wait for Will to get home. M
Help Out A Good Friend
please help out a good friend. You will get auto 11's http://fubar.com/jenny http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=1763461jones8
Mistaken Identity
Not one dirty word...and funny anyhow... The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.' Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. 'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...' 'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been expecting you.' 'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?' 'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat'. After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?' 'Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out t
Meat
Life’s Great Mysteries, Volume 1 Grocery Store | Oklahoma, USAOklahoma, USA (I’m working in the meat department as a middle-aged woman in a business suit approaches me.) Customer: “Excuse me, miss?” Me: “Yes, ma’am, how can I help you?” Customer: *dead serious* “What’s the difference between beef and pork?” Me: “Um… one comes from a pig, and one comes from a cow. ” Customer: “Oh, okay! I’ve always wondered that!” (She walks off happily and I never worked with the public again.) --------------------------- jesus effin christ
Wind In The Wire
This is one of my favorite poems / songs as performed by Old West (http://www.old-west.net/). Wind in the Wire I've been riding fence all day, Way up on the summer range. Found a place to make my bed As the evening shadows spread Beyond the campfire light, through the stillness of the night, Came the call of the coyote choir, And the song Of the wind in the wire. As it strummed the rusted strings, It sang of long forgotten things. Many moons and many suns Of the real Americans. When the arrow and the bow Stalked the range Of the buffalo, And the call of the coyote choir Knew no song Of the wind in the wire. As the ghostly balladeer Hypnotized me, I could hear Bugle calls, and battle cries. Broken promises and lies. The spirits of the plain Still sing their sad refrain And the call of the coyote choir And the song Of the wind in the wire.
I So Suck At All Of This
yeah everything! how come i always end up being the strong one! i just want to pull my hair out today! Im going to vent here and thank god most people dont read this! y is it expected that i pick up the pieces and plan everything and do everything and y the hell do i allow it! i just pray oneday i see some major happiness and hope when im old and dying..someone will have a heart like mine and take care of me! well i have to go put today and tomorrow behind me... 1 down..2 2 go! i love the line that god will not give u more then u can handle.. Ha! yep! so im told! Thank god for humor! if u know me..i mean know me! u know just what im talking about! outta here
Who's Got The Fever?
So I have over the years come to realize, I just can't date anyone for any long period of time without getting girlfriend A.D.D. What is GF A.D.D. you ask? It's a tragic disease that strikes without warning. It can come after 5 years or even five minutes. It's pretending to listen to everything you say without hearing a word. It's checking out a room full of women even though I am with you. It's thinking about the real hot waitress that served us that fantastic sushi earlier when I have sex with you later. It's telling you we can spend the next day together and having something come up. It's always letting your calls go to voice mail even though I really ain't all that busy. In the off chance I do answer your call when you blocked your number, you sneaky psycho bitch, I am getting bad reception even though you know I have Verizon. It's being on FUBAR like religion. It's sending you one word replies to 160 character text questions... Am I the only one? Share your A.D.D. Stories with
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How Attracted To Libra Am I
Test your love compatibility with a Libra person I took this Quiz- Test your love compatibility with a Libra personMy Result Was: You do not seem to be compatible with a Libra person for a romantic relationship. At least, your responses indicate that. But listen to your heart and do what it says. Try another quiz or try the same quiz Test your love compatibility with a Libra person More Myspace Quizzes on lots of topics.
Some People's Parents
I met a guy today who's name is Richard Hardman. As you know, a nickname for Richard is "Dick". So this guy, in some circles, is likely known as DICK HARDman. Sounds like porn star name...or a guy in a Viagra commercial. I also know a lovely lady named Sandy Kuntz. Kuntz is actually pronounced Kewntz, but to those who don't know that, they call her Sandy Kunt-z, like a couple of women who've been on the nudist beach all day without a towel. What were their parents thinking when they named these people?
What Kind Of Person Am I
what kind a person u iz?????????????u have no flawsgood for yaMyspace Quizzes unlike certain people I could name
I Need An Owner. Wanna Own Me?
Pssh. -REL
Karma Quiz
The KARMA Quiz - What kind of Karma do you have?Sorry your SCREWED - Not so good KarmaWell where do i begin, Just because you got your screwed not so good karma doesnt mean that your a bad person. Your just more of a rational thinker meaning when you saw that lady with the baby and the sign, To you she was using the baby as an excuse to get money for her drug/alchohol addictions. If you saw that old man on the streets and didnt help him doesnt mean that your a bad person, Its simply that you are on the streets to and you to need that money to survive also. Your thinking besides people will feel more sorry for the old man then you so he will probably make more money then you. But do BEWARE bad karma can still get you.Personality-Emotion Quizzes I have learnt that I am only gonna help myself so no wonder I have bad Karma and whats more I dont care. Funny isnt it - you help people out and what do you get back SWEET FA
Story Of My Life...im Over It
Listen, today makes it a year Don't you think it's time that you made it clear You gotta get on your biz Tell me what it ain't or what it is I can handle it I've had it up to here I don't wanna pressure you dear I've sent back to back dudes Away from my door Thinking I was spoken for Not anymore And I'm tired I'm tired I'm tired Of being your Unofficial girl Unofficial girl And I'm tired I'm tired of trying (Ooh but I'm still your) I'm still your unofficial girl (You gotta learn to love me) You gotta love me in the light and the dark You gotta give me, give me All of your heart I wanna be your official girl Said I wanna wanna wanna be your (Be your) Official girl I wanna be your official girl I wanna be your official girl Official girl (Official girl) If you keep this up there's bound to be a mess cause I ain't really like duress Put to the test I could surely pass You better do the math I'm so stylish So bossy It'd be ashamed to say you
Broken
My finger is broken from rating all day. i mean ALL DAY.. LOL Aren't you all sick of this Auto 11's yet? Ohhh PS, I could level today. Hint hint...
The End Has Come .....sorry All
Well this is it for me and fubar..I know a lot of people write it and do not mean it but I am giving this site up come monday morning, the drama that is to be had on this site is too much for myself to take, I have made a lot of really good people on here, and hope that I can keep in touch with the ones that I am close with...through my email those who have it already please feel free to write me, if you would like, if not then its cool too, and for those who want my email....request it on here..in my blog and I will send it to those who ask for it. I will not be here all weekend to check so dont feel offended if I do not reply I will reply to everyone on monday morning....if you are not going to be online then, my messages back will most likely not be recieved because my account will be deleted so if you would like to keep in touch also try leaving your email, which ever works. TY all to those who did show love over the past few months, for the most part I have hada decent time on thi
My Health
Most of you know that I've been REALLY worn down and tired lately. Going to bed at 9:30 every night and just NO ENERGY! I went to the Dr. today and they're thinking it's my thyroid. I go in on Monday for a blood test and hopefully we know for sure. I also have a back problem that I'm on pills for and on new allergy pills to help with my sinus problems. I KEEP having recurring UTI's too and they're taking care of that too! Hopefully before too long I'll be just fine. I also have my high cholesterol and high blood pressure that I'm on pills for! I'm must falling apart! :( Just thought I'd let everyone know what's going on! Morticia
Divorce Papers
So- I'm sick. I've been sleeping about 18 hours a day for the past three days. I have a fever that comes and goes. I can't breath. My lungs hurt. My throat hurts. My head feels like its swimming in muck. And what happens? I get served with divorce papers today. My darling husband filed on October 1. That means- if everything goes smoothly and uncontested- my divorce will be final April 1st. Which is our Anniversary. Another twist in the scenario?? He changed everything. Everything we agreed to, and talked about, and worked out amongst ourselves for the greater good of our children. It was subtle changes- 5% here and there on our monetary agreements- but everything's different. I was supposed to file on October 15th. We had a plan. We had this all worked out. And he went behind my back, and hired a lawyer and changed everything. The entire paperwork was f*cked up. He didn't even have our wedding date correct. He had it as us getting married on 01. We got married i
Racism!!!!
The following scene took place on a British Airways flight between Johannesburg and London . This is a true story. A White woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a Black man. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air Hostess. 'Madam, what is the matter,' the Hostess asked. 'You obviously do not see it then?' she responded. 'You placed me next to a Black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat.' 'Be calm please, the Hostess replied. 'Almost all the seats on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another seat is available.' The Hostess went away and came back a few minutes later. 'Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in Economy class. I spoke to the Captain and he informed me that there are also no seats in the Business class. All the same, we still have one seat in First class.' Before the woman could reply, the Hostess continued: 'It is unusual for our company to permi
Tim Mcgraw- She's My Kind Of Rain
She's my kind of rain Like love in a drunken sky She's confetti falling down all night She sits quietly there Like water in a jar Says baby why('re)you tremblin'like you are So I wait And I try I confess like a child CHORUS: She's my kind of rain Like love from a drunken sky Confetti falling down all night She's my kind of rain She's the sunset's shadow She's like Rembradt's light She's the history that's made at night She's my lost companion She's my dreamin' tree Together in this brief eternity Summer days Winter snow She's all things to behold REPEAT CHORUS So I wait And I try I confess all my crimes REPEAT CHORUS (2X)
Stupid People
ViciouslyD...: dude why'd you get a sex change? you make for one ugly ass woman So I log onto my fubar and see this in my shout box, I've never even viewed this guy or even talked to him, and this is what I get? Love it, seriously, if I was a guy then I would have dick pics up and not pussy pics, but thanks dude, thats why my man is hot and your not! http://www.fubar.com/user/1558720 wow he even rated my pics a 10 wtf
Ball Of Wax
I am a ball of wax Your fire shapes me Molding Melting Without your fire I harden and cool Untouchable to those outside With your heat I am free to live Melt me make me feel Let me flow into life Don't leave me frozen I will travel behind you Basking in your heat Transform me Mold me Melt me I am a ball of wax Make me what you will I am a ball of wax
Soggy Bottom Boys- Man Of Constant Sorrow
I Am A Man Of Constant Sorrow (chorus) In constant sorrow through his days I am a man of constant sorrow I've seen trouble all my day. I bid farewell to old Kentucky The place where I was born and raised. (chorus) The place where he was born and raised For six long years I've been in trouble No pleasures here on earth I found For in this world I'm bound to ramble I have no friends to help me now. (chorus) He has no friends to help him now It's fare thee well my old lover I never expect to see you again For I'm bound to ride that northern railroad Perhaps I'll die upon this train. (chorus) Perhaps he'll die upon this train. You can bury me in some deep valley For many years where I may lay Then you may learn to love another While I am sleeping in my grave. (chorus) While he is sleeping in his grave. Maybe your friends think I'm just a stranger My face you'll never see no more. But there is one promise that is given I'
Slipknot-wait And Bleed
I've felt the hate rise up in me... Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves... I wander out where you can't see... Inside my shell, I wait and bleed... Goodbye! I wipe it off on tile, the light is brighter this time Everything is 3D blasphemy My eyes are red and gold, the hair is standing straight up This is not the way I pictured me I can't control my shakes How the hell did I get here? Something about this, so very wrong... I have to laugh out loud, I wish I didn't like this Is it a dream or a memory? I've felt the hate rise up in me... Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves... I wander over where you can't see... Inside my shell, I wait and bleed... Get outta my head cuz I don't need this Why I didn't I see this? I'm a victim - Manchurian candidate I have sinned by just Makin' my mind up and takin' your breath away I've felt the hate rise up in me... Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves... I wander out where you can'
Please Help Me Win My 1st Hh!! : )
=== 'CherryFoxx ♥RL Wifey 2 Scoop ♥ OWNED By E.T. Sipper ♥ Sky is Finally Happy!!!!! ~' wrote the following at '2008-09-18 09:22:40'.. > > > /> > > > > > > My girl, ANGELNDISCEYES is in another give-a-way!! > > > > > She just needs 60k in rates/comments to win her 1st HH!!☺ Just 1-Rate of 10/11 equals 5 comments and/or you can drop her a few bombs. > > > > So we're looking for help from the Da Realest Fam & any other friends, fans and fam of Angel's!! We wanna see her win, so let's do this! She always shows love to her friends and now it's time for us to give back & help out a friend!! > > > > Click the link below to get to her contest pic > > > > > > She's a sweetheart & a Betty Boop fanatic like you would'nt believe!☺ > > > > Even if you're not a friend, make a new one, just fan, add & rate her & she'll return all the love!¢¾ This is when the true friends arise to the occassion!☺ > >
Lrics For My Life - Ten Hours By Warren Barfield
There's ten hours between us tonight And I feel like my heart will break Cause it's been way too long Since I've last seen your face What I'd give if you were here with me now And I was lost in your touch If I know my heart There's nothing I've ever wanted so much But to love you Just to love you It's all I wanna do There's ten hours between us tonight And I feel like I could die But all the pain would just Go away if I could look in your eyes And love you Just love you It's all I wanna do Cause I know you're the one That I've been praying for I could love you for a thousand years And wish for a thousand more There's ten hours between us tonight But tonight can only last so long By twelve o'clock tomorrow baby You'll be here in my arms And I'll hold you close to my heart And I pray you feel my love Until that day when time or space Will never again separate us And I'll love you Oh, I'll love you It's all I'll ever do Cause I know you're t
Slipknot- Duality
I push my fingers into my eyes... It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache... But it's made of all the things I have to take... Jesus, it never ends, it works it's way inside... If the pain goes on... Aaaaaaaah! I have screamed until my veins collapsed I've waited as my time's elapsed Now, All I do is live with so much fate I've wished for this, I've bitched at that I've left behind this little fact: You cannot kill what you did not create I've gotta say what I've gotta say And then I swear I'll go away But I can't promise you'll enjoy the noise I guess I'll save the best for last My future seems like one big past You're left with me 'cause you left me no choice I push my fingers into my eyes It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache If the pain goes on, I'm not gonna make it! Put me back together Or separate the skin from bone Leave me all the Pieces, then you can leave me alone Tell me the reality is better than the
Gorillaz- Clint Eastwood
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad I got sunshine, in a bag I'm useless,but not for long The future is coming on I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad I got sunshine, in a bag I'm useless, but not for long The future is coming on It's coming on It's coming on It's coming on Yeah... Ha Ha! Finally someone let me out of my cage Now, time for me is nothing cos I'm counting no age Now I couldn't be this Now you shouldn't be scared I'm good at repairs And I'm under each snare Intangible Bet you didn't think so I command you to Panoramic view Look I'll make it all manageable Pick and choose Sit and lose All you different crews Chicks and dudes Who you think is really kickin' tunes? Picture you gettin' down in a picture tube Like you lit the fuse You think it's fictional Mystical? Maybe Spiritual Hero who appears in you to clear your view when you're too crazy Lifeless To know the definition for what life is Priceless For you because I put you on the hype shit Yo
Gorillaz- Feel Good Inc
City's breaking down on a camel's back. They just have to go 'cos they dont know wack So all you fill the streets it's appealing to see You wont get out the county, 'cos you're damn ass free You've got a new horizon It's ephemeral style. A melancholy town where we never smile. And all I wanna hear is the message beep. My dreams, they've got to kiss, because I dont get sleep, no.. Windmill, Windmill for the land. Love forever hand in hand Take it all in on your stride It is taking boarding now Love forever love is free Let?s turn forever you and me Windmill, windmill for the land Is everybody in? Laughing gas these hazmats, fast cats, Lining them up-a like ass cracks, Ladies, homies, at the track its my chocolate attack. Shit, I'm stepping in the heart of this here Care bear bumping in the heart of this here watch me as I gravitate hahahahahahaa. Yo, we gonna go ghost town, this motown, with yo sound you're in the place you gon
Buckcherry- Sorry
Oh I had a lot to say was thinking all my time away I missed you and things weren't the same Cause everything inside it never comes out right And when I see you cry it makes me want to die I'm sorry I'm bad, I'm sorry your'e blue, I'm sorry about all things I said to you And I know I can't take it back I love how you kiss, I love all your sounds , and baby the way you make my world go round And I just wanted to say I'm sorry: This time, I think I'm to blame it's harder to get through the days You get older and blame turns to shame [Pre-Chorus] [Chorus] Every single day I think about how we came all this way The sleepless nights and the tears you cried it's never too late to make it right Oh yeah sorry! [Chorus]
Spotlight Auction Hosting By Her World
im gonna host an auction and the entry fee will go to Sinfulbrat's Spotlight fund it will run 1 week in the end there will be a bonus *most rates gets a bling from me* please send me a pik and a list of what u offer the entry fee is 50k min bid will be 100k so you will make your money back since the fee is a fundraiser PLEASE send the bux directly to SinfulBrat~Owned By PebblesinAZ~@ fubar send me a pik and a list of offerings })i({ HER ✌ WORLD })i({ ® ღ* ஐ*ღ FuAngels Co-Captain Team 3 ღ* ஐ@ fubar i will confirm with her you sent the 50K and then i will add u in the sale it will be open as soon as i get 10 entries! come on get in this one and help out a sweet gal at the same time!!
My Vows To Eden
eden I Love you from the first hello i knew our paths would cross many times you have been there for me thru the years i cant put in to word how i feel about you eden other then i love you with all my heart and soul I pledge to you my eternal love and promise to respect and appreciate our differences and i promise always to respect you and love you. With kindness unselfishness and trust as i always have i could never hide the feels i have for you or will i ever our love has growen over the years and from this day forward i promise to love and honor and respect and give you all the space you need ...it took me 2 years to realize where my heart belonged thats with you i love you eden ....
Collin Raye- I Can Still Feel You
It's that feeling, that someone, is standing, behind me, And I turn around and there's no one there. And it's the, sensation, that someone, just whispered, Yeah I still hear your voice but you're not really here. Your memory is like a ghost, and my heart is it's host. Chorus- I can still feel you just as close as skin every now and then All by myself, in a crowded room, on my empty bed. There's a place you've touched, with your love, no one gets close to. I can still feel you, I can still feel you, I can still feel you, I can still feel you. You said you'd love me, forever, then you said, it's over, And left me without the missing link. I thought I'd, forget you, but I guess I, forgot to. And lately I've been too confused to think. When I reach for someone new, it's like I'm touching you... Chorus In everything that moves, In everything I do.. Chorus Ohh... I can still feel you..
Deleting
im gonna be goin through my friends list on here, if u want to still talk to me let me know and ill keep u..... too many people dont respond when i say anything, even after a few days..... sooooo yeah.... thanks
21k To Level...has Lots To Rate
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Because I Care
What Nickname Suits You
You're 31% Nicknames Are  Pookiefoof is your cute nickname, Gladiator Bed-Warmer is your Superhero nickname, Hootie-Pumpkin-Evil-Doer is your Villain nickname, Fire-Nails-Hot-Feet is your Monster nickname and Pigtail Snooteroni is your all-out-weird-nickname.What Nickname Suits Your PersonalityTake More Quizzes
Are You Ugly Cute Or What?
are you ugly, cute or smokin' hot; the real deal Your Result: Nice, You're cute! Cool! You're cute. This is a very awesome result because it means that people like you for you but you still are kind of cute. In my opinion don't be someone else. Stay cute, don't become smokin' hot cuz your not.You're Smokin' Hot! You're Ugly! are you ugly, cute or smokin' hot; the real dealQuiz Created on GoToQuiz
To See My Portfolio
You can now see almost my entire portfolio online at these sites Modelcoast 72436 http://www.modelcoast.com/michellefromhell Perfect poise 3099 http://perfectpose.com/3099 OMP ID: Model 385806 http://onemodelplace.com/385806
What American Accent Are You
What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Northeast Judging by how you talk you are probably from north Jersey, New York City, Connecticut or Rhode Island. Chances are, if you are from New York City (and not those other places) people would probably be able to tell if they actually heard you speak.Philadelphia The Inland North The Midland The South Boston The West North Central
Hi Everyone . Thank You In Advance
Hi everyone that reads this and thank you . Sorry about not getting around to leaving my comments to you today and not saying hi . I don't usually do this but I need all the prayers I can get for my Great Aunt . ( She's in my family folder) a few weeks ago she feel while she was at home and broke her hip. Well she was doing fine they replaced the hip and let her come last weekend . I got a email from one of my Aunts back home ( Calif is where I was till I moved out to Texas a few months ago) Any way . My Great Aunt suffered a stroke this afternoon. All I know so far is the left side of her face is paralyzed . She just turned 87 back in July . I have always thought she would live forever. Please when you all go to bed tonight please say a prayer for her . Thank you again for taking the time to read this . They say the power of prayer is miraculous thing and I so believe this as I have received it many a time during my addiction and also with my own personal health problems . Th
Whats Your Personality Color
Whats Your Personality Colour? Your Result: Your colour is Red. Blood, Fire, Energy, Danger, Determination. You are romantic in your own way but also like it when you feel in power, this means you are a very energetic person with alot of personality but sometimes it may get in the way of you goals.Black White Green Blue Orange Yellow Whats Your Personality Colour?Quiz Created on GoToQuiz
The Test!
Brokeback Mountain self test 1. If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet. 2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay - it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... "Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!" Now think about how you call a cat... "Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay. 3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on bar-b-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you are in training to suck El Dicko and undeniably a f
F*ck Me Aginst The Wall You Gummy Bear Lovinbgwh*re
IM ENTERED IN A TRICK OR TREAT AUCTION SO COME BID ON ME AND RATE THE PIC BIDDING IS OPEN FROM OCT 1 - OCT 15 CLICK THE PIC BELOW...
I Iz Godmother!!!
I finally made it!!! Thanks so very much to everyone who helped! I love you guys!!! ♥♥♥♥♥
Auto 11 Activated ...plz Rate Me
> SHOW ME LOVE! MY AUTO 11 IS ACTIVATED COME BY AND LEAVE ME SOME RATES . GREATLY APPRECIATED. Click the pic to leave me rates !
My Friend Has Unlimited 11s When You Rate Her
ZØRÁÇK SHADOW BOMBER , Crew Leader Of Rating Revolution@ fubar doesnt matter if your vip or not u get credit for rating 11s 60 points a piece if you are close to getten leveled then here is your chance to level rate them a 1 rate them a 10 still counts as 11s there you go have fun lets see if we cant get her ranked #1 lets do it
Animal Writes!
Excerpts from a Dog's Diary...... 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 6:00 pm - Oooh, Bath .......Bummer. 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary. .. Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The o
Our Wedding Bully
THEY DID IT BEST FRIENDS FU-MARRIED TOOK THEM 4 YEARS SHOW THIS COUPLE SOME LOVE !!! THERE THE PERFECT COMBINATION !!! SHOW THEM LOVE !!! ♥*~Eden~*~Fu Wifey to (¯`°¤DJ bãdbØy¤°´¯)GM ºƒCopperHeaDs~*♥@ fubar (¯`°¤DJ bãdbØy¤°´¯) General* MåηågęrºƒCopperHeaDs*FU-MARRIED ~2*~♥ *~Eden~ ♥ ~@ fubar BROUGHT TOO YOU BY~Jessica~@ fubar
Dead Can Dance - Ubiquitous Mr Lovegrove
Weet je, ik ben echt gezegend te zijn een geweldig persoon, zoals u als een vriend. U bent een van de weinige die kan me glimlachen en lachen. I thought that you knew it all Well youve seen it ten times before. I thought that you had it down With both your feet on the ground. I love slow...slow but deep. Feigned affections wash over me. Dream on my dear And renounce temporal obligations. Dream on my dear Its a sleep from which you may not awaken. You build me up then you knock me down. You play the fool while I play the clown. We keep time to the beat of an old slave drum. You raise my hopes then you raise the odds You tell me that I dream too much Now Im serving time in disillusionment. I dont believe you anymore...i dont believe you. I thought that I knew it all Id seen all the signs before. I thought that you were the one In darkness my heart was won. You build me up then you knock me down. You play the fool while I play the clown. We ke
Re: Congress Threatened With Martial Law In America Over Bailout
RE: Congress Threatened With Martial Law In America Over Bailout ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 03 Oct 2008, 17:00 Democratic Congressman: Representatives Were Threatened With Martial Law In America Over Bailout Bill A Democratic Congressman has warned that a panic atmosphere is being intentionally created in order to get the financial bailout billed passed, further stating that several members of Congress were told before Monday's vote that martial law will be instigated in America if the legislation fails. http://www. infowars. net/articles/october2008/031008Sherman. htm
Circles Hollywood Undead
Take my hand lets go, Somewhere we can rest our souls. We'll sit where it's warm, You say look we're here alone. I was running in circles, I hurt myself, Just to find my purpose. Everything was so worthless, I didn't deserve this, But to me you were perfect. I'm scattered through this life. If this is life I'll say good bye. She's gone like an angel, With wings let me burn tonight. I was running in circles, I hurt myself, Just to find my purpose. Everything was so worthless, I didn't deserve this, But to me you were perfect. Johnny 3: I see me writing’ on this paper. Praying’ for some savior. Wishing to intake her and save her. In a world so, so godless, so thoughtless, I don’t know how we wrought this, All the love that you brought us. It feels like I'm killing myself. Just wheeling myself. Just to pray for some help. I'd give it all just to have, Have your eternity. Cause it's all that assures me. It's worth all that hurts m
Featured Ddr Member: Jett
Every week I will choose a person from my Dirty Deeds Radio leveling blogs and feature them to help them level! This week's featured DDR member is none other then our lovely lounges co-owner: JETT mfkn SETT øS.E.W.Cø He rocks the tunes and helps make DDR a great place to be! Plus, he is just an awesome guy!! He only needs 272,407 points to Henchman!! Rate Him! Fan Him! Add Him! Bling Him! If he levels before I announce next weeks Featured DDR member then you win a 1 day blast from me!! Want to be the next Dirty Deeds member featured? It's easy! First: Become a member at Dirty Deeds Radio Second:Fumail me to be added to my leveling blogs!
Please Help!
If we can get to 1st place (and remain there) for the State of Arizona, this will ensure that we receive at least the State Grant of $1000 for AZ. $1000 will spay or neuter TEN animals! Please keep those votes coming and tell everyone you can think of to do the same. The link for voting for the $25,000 grant is: http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com/clickToGive/shelterchallenge.faces?siteId=3 Type in AZ and then Kingman and click "search". Then click on Exotic Heritage Cat Association of America, and then click on the vote button. You can vote from different computers or, if you have two internet services (ie. DSL and also a wireless card or modem) you can vote using both services daily. Thanks, again, Taymie Exotic Heritage Cat Association of America
My Blog
im a good person and i like to be friends with everybody.i am married to a sweet lady.we have been married for 16 years i just like to be friends towhoever wants to be my friend im a nice person.but dont do me wrong.be nice to me and i will be nice to you.
Change The Girls Name
If its a girl will be Candyce Elizabeth and still the some for the boy Joshua Matthew
Message To A Cheating Whore
I found the e-mail that I sent to my fiancee when I found out she was cheating on me. The mentioned pictures were screenshots of her profile. Folks, think about this if you're considering cheating while your significant other is in Iraq. Hello Kristal, Before reading the rest of this, check the pictures. I think they'll look very familiar. Rob gave me access to his myspace profile so I could check yours out since you de-friended us. He was a little worried and apparently he had reason to be. I suppose my first real question is "Why?". Was I not good looking or in good enough shape for you? Did I treat you poorly? All in all I thought I was a good guy. Everyone who saw you and I together believed so as well. Apparently we were all wrong. Here I was totally invested in the idea that right now might suck but at least when I got home there would be a fantastic woman waiting for me. I guess I was sadly mistaken. You were my reason to look forward to my time in this war b
Poems
Broken Heart My heart is broken into, My thoughts of sadness are for you. I long for tenderness from a lonely soul. A soul that can heal my broken heart with a simple kiss. For a soul who can take my broken heart and thoughts of sadness And turn thim into a sigh of a relief and thoughts of gladness. Is there such a soul out there? Who knows. Maybe someday that one soul will find me; But until then my heart will stay broken into And my thoughts of sadness will end with you. My heart aches. My soul in pain. So lonely I''m going insane. I long for tenderness from a thief in the night. A simple kiss so deep it takes my breath away. I only have thoughts of sadness though For my thief in the night is only a dream. With the rising of the dawn my dreams fade. Along with my soul still deep with pain. With this dagger I pierce the heart For a sigh of relief from the dark. From this life I release this soul to ease the pain From these weary bones. Like the dawn I will fade.
Just Me
Create Your Own
My Crazy Mind
It days like these where i really think If I will ever be able to stay happy. I know i am still young and have a full life ahead of me and all but really.. whats so wrong with trying to be happy now? I guess for some people it comes easier then others. All the time I have went and tried to find a girl for me it always ends up the same with me and unhappy. This time i was not looking but this one come with its own new problems and I really don't know what i should do. I have not felt this happy in years but still at the same time I am not sure if i should go with it or be scared. I am really falling for this girl( not more of love but Liking her a lot) When I have spent time with her i cant see anything wrong with her. Yeah she might smoke but for once it does not bother me, does not turn me off or anything.. its like I don't even notice it when i ma around her. I have a smile glued ear to ear the whole time. When I first kissed her nothing else mattered at that point. everything aroun
Two Friends Need Help!!!
I currently have two friends in two different contests. The first one's ends in four days and the second on Oct. 11. Would you please be so kind as to rate each one's pics and maybe even leave a few comments for each. Both of them help MANY others and now need some help themselves. Thanks!!!!!!! Sweet Thing Rhonda Thank you AGAIN for ANY and ALL help you can give...*smiles*!
Economy
Yes, economy is a chaos, exactly as I was saying about all this speculation, and extreme capitalism. Unfortunately, Americans have been living far above their means for years, the rest of the world has been paying for that, and now it is a big mess for everybody. Let's hope that we will all learn about this terrible experience ... and that a better world will come out from it. I am hoping that people will realize that money is NOT a value in itself. Well, let's wait and see what happens. Americans are able to react with pragmatism and quickly so let's hope it is not too late. Not trying to teach any lessons here but it makes me upset since it was so predictable.
The Bedrock Mafia
Music Playlist at MixPod.com to The Mafia Rules: 1. Stop by PebblesinAZ page and rate her Bedrock Mafia folder...Please start with this pic...
Do You Like Boobies?!?!?
Hello Everyone! For the past 4 years now I have done my part in helping in the fight against Breast Cancer. Judy and I are doing the walk again this year in an effort to help raise funds for the benefit. Judy was diagnosed and treated for Breast Cancer last year, and is now one of the many survivors that my efforts have helped. Can you please take a moment to view our team page, and help us in the fight? The link is: http://main.acsevents.org/goto/FreeSpirits If you would like to join us at the walk, or join our team, you are more than welcome. If you have a Thank you in advance for all of your support. -Melanie -- Today is the first day of the rest of my life.
Death Knell For Dayton
Well its final, they dropped the bomb on us today at 2pm and hit us with a gag order until 3pm. GM has announced the closing of the Moraine Assembly Plant to be December 23rd. Merry fucking Christmas from GM. Do the 1500 of us left a favor and buy a Ford. At a loss fir further words atm. May God help us all.
Hosting My First Auction
I want to know who wants to be in my first auction, that i am hosting.. please let me know Auction will start on Oct 13, 2008 and go to Oct 23, 2008 It cost 15k fubucks to enter the auction. Bidding will start at 20k Fubucks OK, for those of you who dont know how this works. you put your self on sale thru me... meaning... stating you will rate their pics, fan them, rate some of their friends. Make pics for them, make a salute to them, anything you can do thru a pc or with a pc, or camera. put down what u think you will be able to do. i will make up a great pic with the pic of you of your choice. and with that people will bid on you. they can bid anything, fu-bucks, bling packs, vips, blasts, tickers, HH's anything... thats how it works.. and what ever they bid they have to give to you ***UPDATE*** Diana's Trick or Treat Auction Here is what the Auction pics will look like. You will have by Oct 6, 8pm Fu-time to write in this blog if y
Invitation To Battle Of The Djs @ Texas Music Mania
Tonight's the night. Looking forward to seeing you at the Battle of the DJs Contest. Here is the Line Up and Time Slots.... M&G - RULES DELINEATED - 6p EST DJ GHOST - 6:30p EST THE JOKER - 7:30p EST DJ MIDNIGHT - 8:15p EST DJ HELLS - 9:00p EST DJ T-BONE - 9:45p EST DJ JAZE - 10:30p EST REV COOEY - 11:15 EST TOP 3 12:00a EST TOP 3 12:45a EST TOP 3 1:30a EST WINNER ANNOUNCED - 2:30a EST, as long as no other runoffs are necessary Be sure to invite your friends to hop in and cheer you on. There will be no bashing of others or others from other lounges. This is a drama free zone. Anyone causing problems will be (1) ejected from the lounge; consistent causing of problems will be banned from our lounge throughout the duration of the contest. Please be on time. I hope everyone has a blast. That's what this is intended to be. Thank you. May the best DJ win...or, at least have a blast in trying! DJ Devine
Can You Answer This???
What do KODAK & condoms have in common?... They both capture that SPECIAL moment...
I Believe In Angels!
ABBA - I Believe In Angels.mp3 - ABBA It's time to join the "I believe in angels!" train! It's easy! First please rate the pictures in the Angels Folder starting with this one. Please leave a comment on the last one. Then just fan, rate, and add everyone who has joined before you... or leave a comment on their profile if they are already your friend. In the friend request, or comment, put "I believe in angels!" or something similar. When you receive a request or comment, please rate, fan, and comment back. When you are done with everyone on the list, send me a private message so I will know to add you. We're all here to have fun, so no drama please! Start with me, your hostess. In my dreams...or yours? ~*~Shadow Leveler~*~CONVOY leader~*~Fantasy Flight Pilot~*~Fu Bad Girl~*~@ fubar The Riders ~Dusty~ (J.O.) *{Shadow Leveler}*
House Season 3: Valley Girl Version
Info On Me
just some info so that i dont get to many of the same questions about my self.... lol jk but if ur wondering... i grew up in cali was there for 20 yrs and moved to tx for 2 yrs thought that as a thing to last but as fait would have it it didnt so i moved back home to cali till about 3 yrs ago when i came to vegas ... i love it here ... my job is awsome and i love what i do ... i have the best friends out here even though my best friend is still in cali...hoping to change that soon... friends say that i am too out going for my own good and that i hold nothing back im straight forward and upfront about everything... i hold the meaning to being a scorpio to a t and never forget to dot the i's about it... my week is at work all day and weekends u can find me at the bar... its our spot and a chance for all us to hang out at i love football baseball and nascar basketball only when my team plays thou no im not a normal girl so i have been told i love to 4x4 in my truck its my f
Makin You Think...
More money is spent on boob jobs & Viagra then on Alzheimer's research! By the Year 2040 the elderly will have perky tits, stiff dicks and no fucking idea why...
Own Me
Shawty has never been in an auction before, so let's show her what it's like.... Click on the pic above to see what she is offering. Let's show her how it's done!! Please Re-Post, Sticky under her name for 500k fu money!
6600 To Level!!!!
luvthisangel2~*Greeter and Azzkicker*~at Real Women Have Curves@ fubar
Men Looool
Man was sick and tired of going to work everyday while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what She went through everyday, so he prayed..... Dear Lord: I go to work everyday for 8 hours, while my wife merely stays home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day!! Amen. God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning the man woke as a woman. He got up: cooked breakfast for his mate, got the kids up, set out their clothes, fed them, got their lunches packed up and drove them to school. Came home, picked up dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners, stopped at the bank to make a deposit, stopped at the store to grocery shop. He drove home, put away groceries, paid the bills, balanced the checkbook. He cleaned the litter box, and bathed the dog. By this time it was already 1:00 pm. So he hurried to make the beds, do the la
Rehab And Hank Williams Jr ~bartender
Most Annoying Sound In The World (sparta Version)
"achmed The Dead Terrorist" Banned In South Africa As Offensive To Muslims
Wait a minute. Aren't we supposed to believe that Muslims condemn and abhor terrorism? At least until someone mocks an Islamic terrorist. Then suddenly one has offended all Muslims. But if they really condemn terrorism, wouldn't they find Achmed the Dead Terrorist inoffensive and maybe even helpful? Free Speech Death Watch Update: "Comedian Defends 'Achmed the Dead Terrorist' Puppet Routine Against South African Ban," by Joshua Rhett Miller for FoxNews, October 2 (thanks to Sidekick): It's no laughing matter. Funnyman ventriloquist Jeff Dunham is fuming after a ringtone advertisement based on his popular comedy skit, "Achmed the Dead Terrorist," was scrubbed from South African TV because it mocks Islam. The ringtone was taken from a puppet routine performed by Dunham, a native Texan, in a TV special on Comedy Central. A 10-minute clip of the comedian's routine that was posted on YouTube has been viewed more than 66 million times since April. But the government of South Af
I'm So Ronery
My Children And Thier Sperm Donor!!
So to start off with, most of you know but I will refresh the memory of those who don't remember...lol. So December of 2007 I finally left my children's father aka sperm donor. I finally get fed up with his lies and cheating and decided it was time to move on. Not only for me but for my children also. Now after this he kept in touch for about a month or so. Missed the girls 1st birthday, their first words, their first anything and everything. It has now been about 9 months since I had talked to him last and I get a phone call out of the blue!! I answer the phone and he asked in a voice like everything is peachy and we are the best of effing friends, "Do u have Affidavits of Parentage for all the kids?" I said yes (please, what mother doesn't..lol) and why?? He says he is at the Army Recruiting office right down the street from my house and they need them so he wanted me to bring them to him. :-o I laughed and said "Wait...Are you serious?" He says, "Yeah, I may be signing up for the
Empty Rooms Gary Moore
(Gary Moore/Neil Carter) Loneliness is your only friend. A broken heart that just won't mend is the price you pay. It's hard to take when love grows old. The days are long and the nights turn cold when it fades away. You hope that she will change her mind, but the days drift on and on. You'll never know the reason why she's gone. You see her face in every crowd. You hear her voice, but you're still proud, so you turn away. You tell yourself that you'll be strong. But your heart tells you, this time you're wrong. You hope that she will change her mind, but the days drift on and on. You'll never know the reason why she's gone. Empty rooms, where we learn to live without love. Empty rooms, where we learn to live without love. Empty rooms, where we learn to live without love. Empty rooms, where we learn to live without love. Empty rooms, where we learn to live without love. Empty rooms, where we learn to live without love. Empty
Re: Northcom Denies Troops To Be Used For Crowd Control
RE: NorthCom Denies Troops To Be Used For Crowd Control ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 02 Oct 2008, 12:08 NorthCom Denies Troops To Be Used For Crowd Control Following the alarming admission that active duty U.S. Army would be on call to deal with “civil unrest” inside the United States from October 1st, the US Northern Command (USNORTHCOM) has publicly denied that troops will engage in law enforcement duties, but concedes that forces will be armed with both non-lethal and lethal weapons as well as having access to tanks. http://www. prisonplanet. com/northcom-denies-troops-to-be-used-for-crowd-control. html
Well...
Here it is Friday afternoon and I have no plans for the weekend!!! =( Under NORMAL circumstances I would be out "partying" with my friends... However... I'm taking a different route this weekend... I've decided to stay home and be a "good girl"... We will see how well that works!!! I'll let you know!!! HAHA!!!
Re: Mccain’s Last Hope Is Osama Bin Laden
RE: McCain’s Last Hope Is Osama Bin Laden ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 02 Oct 2008, 19:08 McCain’s Last Hope Is Osama Bin Laden With just 31 days left until the presidential election, attention has turned to the widely anticipated “October surprise.” There is only one man that can now prevent Barack Obama from becoming the next President of the United States - and it isn’t John McCain. http://www. prisonplanet. com/mccains-last-hope-is-osama-bin-laden. html
Re: Hoax Bank Closure Story Peddles Bailout Propaganda
RE: Hoax Bank Closure Story Peddles Bailout Propaganda ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 03 Oct 2008, 12:46 Hoax Bank Closure Story Peddles Bailout Propaganda A hoax Internet rumor that has been doing the rounds over the last few days posits that unless the House follows the Senate in approving the bailout bill tonight then all U.S. banks will be forced to close for one week. The scam is noteworthy because it echoes the fearmongering rhetoric being spewed by the White House, while the source of the claim leads back to an alleged FBI informant. http://www. prisonplanet. com/hoax-bank-closure-story-peddles-bailout-propaganda. html
No More Auto 11's Help Me Godmother
Auto 11's Activated...Please Help me GodMother All Non VIP's can use 11's now..Woo Hoooo Mï¢kï-ßlµê-È¥ê§ ~{Ðïr†¥ §ðµ†h Çrêw}Çð-£ðµñÐêr 𣠆hê £rïêñЧhïþ Çïr¢lê'@ fubar I will return all love :) Thanks for your help~!~! ~~~~Micki-Blue-Eyes DSC/FRIENDSHIP CIRCLE
Re: Congress Threatened With Martial Law In America Over Bailout
RE: Congress Threatened With Martial Law In America Over Bailout ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 03 Oct 2008, 17:00 Democratic Congressman: Representatives Were Threatened With Martial Law In America Over Bailout Bill A Democratic Congressman has warned that a panic atmosphere is being intentionally created in order to get the financial bailout billed passed, further stating that several members of Congress were told before Monday's vote that martial law will be instigated in America if the legislation fails. http://www. infowars. net/articles/october2008/031008Sherman. htm
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Fine Dining
In One Ear, Out The Other Restaurant | Dewey Beach, DE, USA (I work at a restaurant that has two different sides to it: a fine dining side, and a casual side. I work at the casual side. One day at work, a very confused woman calls.) Me: “Hi! Thank you for calling [restaurant]. How may I help you?” Customer: “Hi, is this the fine dining side?” Me: “No, ma’am. This is the grille and bar side. Would you like the number to our fine dining section?” Customer: “No, I like the casual side more.” Me: “Oh, good.” Customer: “So can I have the number for the casual side?” Me: “This is the casual side, ma’am.” Customer: “Yes, but I would like the number. The fine dining aspect doesn’t fit well with my family.” Me: “Okay, well, this is the casual side. Whatever number you dialed is our number, ma’am.” Customer: “Yes, but I don’t like fine dining! Give me the number to your casual side!” Me: “This is our casual side. You have our number because you dialed it.”
I Can Give Credit Where Credit Is Due
REturned from Missouri early this morning suffering from a severe case of sleep hysteria. This election is doing things to my head that LSD can only wish it could do. But enough of that gibberish. Last night Sarah "Aw Shucks" Palin did an admirable job during the debate. She did not flounder or fluster or even get caught in a moment of dead silence. That being said she did not answer very many of the questions instead deflecting the question into an attack on the Obama/Biden ticket. That is fine. That is exactly the strategy the McCain Campaign set for her and it turned out ok. However, Joe Biden not only backed up his positions but shot John McCain out of a canon every chance he got. I was not a big Joe Biden supporter before his nomination but after attending a few rally's and watching him speak the man is consistent and he knows more about foreign policy then most people will ever know. The key now is to make sure Obama is steady and strong during the next two debates. I think it wa
Hackie Sack
Aaaa-men, Brotha Retail | Kansas City, MO, USA (When I was a teenager I worked in a skateboard shop in the mall. I was working with my buddy and we see a loud, filthy group of guys coming down the hall towards our store.) Loud, filthy customer #1: ”You guys sell hackie sacks, the kind with sand in ‘em?” Me: ”Yup, right there.” *pointing* Loud, filthy customer #2: “What’s the return policy?” Me: “Thirty days with a receipt.” Loud, filthy customer #2: ”So, if I shoot this hackie sack with mah sawed-off 12-gauge and run it over in mah truck, you’ll still take it back? HAW HAW!” Me: ”Heh, no. Thanks, guys.” (They leave. All the while, my coworker has been there, arms crossed, not moving an inch, with a cold, dead, angry stare.) Coworker: ”Cousins need to STOP f***ing.” (I’d never laughed so hard in my life.) ---------------------- BWAHAHAH
Save Me
10/03/08 - Huey Lewis - If This Is It
SONG VERSION BELOW If This Is It - Huey Lewis & the News VIDEO VERSION BELOW LYRICS BELOW I've been phoning Night and morning I heard you say "Tell him I'm not home" Now you're confessing But I'm still guessing I've been your fool For so, so long Girl don't lie Just to save my feelings Girl don't cry And tell me nothing's wrong Girl don't try To make up phony reasons I'd rather leave Than never believe If this is it Please let me know If this ain't love You'd better let me go If this is it I want to know If this ain't love, baby Just say so You've been thinking And I've been drinking We both know that it's Just not right Now you're pretending That it's not ending You'll say anything To avoid a fight Girl don't lie And tell me that you need me Girl don't cry And tell me nothing's wrong I'll be all right One way or another So let me go Or make we want to stay If this is it Please let me know If this ain't love
Omfg...
WHAT IS IT WITH ME AND MY LIFE?????I AM HERE TRYING TO MAKE A HAPPY LIFE FOR MYSELF AND SOMETHING HAPPENS TO FUCK IT UP?????...I AM NO LONGER PLAYING GAMES WITH THESE ASSHOLES..I AM HARD ASS WOMAN WHO HAS BEN FUCKED WITH WAAAAAAAAAAAAY TOOOOOOOO MANYTIMES..ANY ONE WANT THIS HEART???..TAKE IT LIKE A MAN, GUYS..DONT GET ME GOING ONLY TO BOLT LATER..FUCK YOU..I AM FUCKIN RIPPIN'...ANY TAKERS ON ME????COME AND GET IT BUT DONT FUCK WITH ME...
Coffee
What Planet Is She From, Because I Want To Live There Coffee Shop | Davis, CA, USA Me: “Hi, how are you doing today?” Customer: “I’d like a large coffee.” Me: “That’ll be $1.95.” Customer: “Oh, I don’t want to pay for it.” Me: *shocked* “Ma’am, this is a store. We sell things for money in order to make a profit.” Customer: *stares blankly* Me: “The coffee isn’t free.” Customer: “Can I have the coffee anyway, since you already poured it?” Me: “No. ” Customer: *looks at me for a moment and then walks away* -------------------------------- NOTE:me is not really me.. its the worker at the coffee shop but christ almighty what the hell is wrong with that person
Newcomer
hey you all im a new comer i dont drink in eal life but online ill stay blitzed if someone wants to by me a drink or 3.
Angels
Poem 3
Daddy I USED TO BE IN LOVE WITH THIS MAN, HE WAS ALOT OLDER THAN I, BUT I LOVED HIM MORE THAN WORDS COULD SAY. HE USED TO COME OVER TO MY HOUSE EVERYDAY, AND MY WHOLE FAMILY HATED HIM, ESPECIALLY MY GRANMOTHER, BUT AS I GREW OLDER, I DIDN'T SEE HIM AS MUCH, AND HIM AND MOMA WOULD ALWAYS FIGHT. THEN TH EDAY CAME,WHEN HE NEVER CAME OVER , AND HIS NAME WAS NEVER SPOKEN, MOMA WAS ALWAYS CRYING. NOW THAT I'VE GROWN UP, AND HE'S ALMOST FORGOTTEN, I WONDER IF I'LL EVER SEE MY FATHER AGAIN. AND IF I DO, WHAT WILL I SAY? HOW ABOUT THIS,DADDY I LOVE YOU... Copyright ©2008 Tabatha
Please Help "micki Blue Eyes" 2 Godmother! Ty
Mï¢kï-ßlµê-È¥ê§ ~{Ðïr†¥ §ðµ†h Çrêw}Çð-£ðµñÐêr 𣠆hê £rïêñЧhïþ Çïr¢lê'@ fubar 1,201,806 Points to go! She also has the auto 11s, 57 points per pic rate! This can be done today if we all pull together! Come on DSC & Friendship circle members! Ty in advance to who helps! :)
Poem 2
That Day in the Park When I saw you there in the park It really warmed my heart When I saw you there waiting for me It made me see That I really love you And that all my dreams will come true As you ran your fingers through my hair I saw that you really do care I remember how we both stayed awhile And how we both smiled Remember our intense looks It was so intense we both shook When we went our own ways And didn't see each other for days But don't you fret I will never forget All the love and care That we did share Because I will always love you And I hope you do too. Copyright ©2008 Tabatha
Fetishist
So this guy right. Goes by the name of Fetishist. I know some of you have heard of him before. Well I just started talking to him last night, and he has a very interesting few fetishes. Go check him out, he's a great guy!
What Hurts The Most
Poems
I Had A Dream Of You Last Night I had a dream of you last night With summer suns and winter moons I had a dream of you last night I dreamed we would be together soon I had a dream of you last night You held me tight we talked awhile I hada dream of you last night Your gentle touch,your charming smile I had a dream of you last night We made sweet love til morning came Tonight I hope I do the same I had a dream of you last night These days that's all I seem to do I pray you make dreams come true I had a dream of you last night. . . . Copyright ©2008 Tabatha
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