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Your Own Special Life
You are who you are. There's no need to be ashamed of your one-of-a-kind uniqueness or to apologize for it. Sure, you've made some mistakes along the way. So has everyone else. What matters most is that you're here now and ready to be the best you can be. You have a definite purpose, plus you have the desire and the means to express that purpose in many wonderful ways. Forget about chasing fame or fortune or the approval of others merely for the sake of having them. The best things in life are those things that resonate with who you truly are. By acknowledging and following your deepest purpose, you bring those good and valuable things to light. And in so doing, you bring them to your life and your world. The most valuable thing you can ever have, you already have, for it is your own special life. Allow it to unfold, in each moment, in all its beauty and wonder, and be the real living fulfillment of who you are. -- Ralph Marston
Nsfw: A Guide (and Work-in-progress)
It's not secret info. It's not late breaking news. It's arguably Fubar.com's most discussed topic. NSFW pictures I'm sure you've gotten that notice in your inbox... the nasty letter from Fubar Shop informing you that your favorite picture of you in a cherry thong has been flagged as containing adult content. I'm sure you've looked at the photo and said, "Well, I don't see this as offensive," and stormed into the Support Lounge or sent a shout or a PM to a bouncer and said, "Unmark this, please." It seems the bigger issue is that the general membership and the bouncers that moderate public photos are not on the same page when it comes to what is considered NSFW. This article serves two purposes: to educate the reader on exactly what bouncers are instructed to look for when determining whether or not a picture is NSFW, and to give you general background as well as inform you of the process and why we use it. This is not intended to be a "letter of the law" bible, nor
Jeremy's Temptation
If you don't like either C word while describing male and female genitalia, then don't read this. For the rest of you, here is a taste of my erotica... Jeremy's Temptation There was nothing complicated about it. He had to take her before the infatuation drove him crazy. The vision of her face in the pillows, and the gleam of sweat down her back, her shapely hips gyrating while he mounted her like an animal, repeated itself in his mind. Jeremy stood under the cover of night, transfixed over Nina preparing for bed. Surrounded by the sweetness of lilac bushes, he wondered if her floral scent had anything to do with the purple blooms growing beneath her bedroom window. Closing his eyes, Jeremy recalled the last time he stood behind her, smelling her delicious hair, itching to put his hands on her hips and guide her body against his. He’d wanted to kiss her neck, roam his hands over her stomach and breasts, while his cock stirred against her back. His thoughts began to consum
How To Make Love Very Funny
HOW TO MAKE LOVE Ingredients: 4 Laughing eyes 4 Well-shaped legs 4 Loving arms 2 Firm milk containers 2 Nuts 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl 1 Firm banana Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes. 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. 4 Gently add firm banana to fur-lined mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers. 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight though). 6. Love is complete when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. Notes: 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use. 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. 3. If cake rises, leave town.
She Wont Cry
You see the pain that lies in her eyes, But, alas, her eyes are dry, She won't cry. No, she won't cry. You see the anger that burns from her gaze, The madness that sets her eyes ablaze, She won't cry. No, she won't cry. You see the fear that closes her eyes, The smile she wears is but a disguise, She won't cry. No, she won't cry. You see the hope that is finally dead, She cannot trust for her heart has been bled, She won't cry. No, she won't cry. You see the love that lies within, But she shall never love again, She won't cry. No, she won't cry. You see death's hand that has glazed her eyes, No one saw her die inside, They won't cry. No, they won't cry.
Fade To Black
This guy is simply amazing. He's taken numerous popular rock songs, and performs them on the piano, which gives you a completely different perspective of the music itself.
There Once Was A Beautiful Maiden(prt2 To "once Upon A Time")
There Once Was A Beautiful Maiden(Prt2 To "Once Upon A Time") Our dear knight has spotted a maiden Her smile has become a safe haven Of her beauty she is unaware The sparkle in her eye and and long flowing hair It is hard for him to not notice As he tries to maintain pure motives It takes effort to not cross certain lines As his heart begs for freedom to fly But he knows she is worth the waiting So for now he will suffer these cravings All for this beautiful maiden
Thomas A. Edison
"What you are will show in what you do."
Sexy Pic's
PLEASE DONT FOR GET TO COMMENT!!! LOVE CANDIE
David Archuleta - Crush
David Archuleta - Crush.mp3 - I hung up the phone tonight Something happened for the first time Deep inside There's a rush, what a rush Cause the possibility That you would ever feel the same way About me It's just too much, just too much Why do I keep running from the truth All I ever think about is you You got me hypnotized, so mesmerized And I just got to know Do you ever think When you're all alone All that we can be Where this thing could go Am I crazy or falling in love Is it real or just another crush Do you catch your breath When I look at you Are you holding back Like the way I do Cause I'm trying, trying to walk away But I know this crush ain't going away, going away Has it ever crossed your mind When were hangin, spending time girl, Are we just friends Is there more, is there more See it's a chance we've gotta take Cause I believe that we can make this into Something that will last, last forever, forever Do you ever think When yo
Ok This Has Got To Stop!!!
Ok This Hs Got To Stop !! People Need To Grow The Fuck UP !!! Here is your truth .. I got into Summer Contest She is a friend and has been for a very long time .. I Told Rock On About it he asked me if he could get in and if i could help keep him in second place he wanted the vip ..So wedesday i called him on the phone from my cell from work and told him that i would help level him past me casue the one is first place is a shadow leveler and that being in a family they are hard to beat ..And i have nothing against family groups on here there great im just not here enough to help a family bomber or leveler group.. after i sat there bombing him with my account to make him pass me he got greedy and wanted 1st place i told him wtf if i knew that i wouldnt have wasted my comments on him i would have keep going on my own that wasnt the deal..so instead of trying to battle with him and the other people he had on his page that was doing all the lieing i stopped all together on friday no bombin
Election
President ? Category: Life Here we are just days before the election, we have these people running for office & bashing each other... that has become a WAR in its self. Why should we stand for this ? Do we really want a president that won't salute OUR Flag, what does that tell US ? Both Obama & McCain think their going to win this, it isn't too late WE , all of us could write in Ron Paul, he doesn't need the Money, He also wants the WAR to end & he is NOT out there bashing anyone.... We do have a choice & this is OUR AMERICA , lets do something for Our self & our Country.
10/22/08 - Breaking Benjamin - Until The End (500 Views And Counting Very Slowly :d)
SONG VERSION BELOW Until the End - Breaking Benjamin LYRICS BELOW So clever Whatever I'm done with these endeavors Alone I walk the winding way (Here I stay) It's over No longer I feel it growing stronger I'll live to die another day Until I fade away Why give up, why give in? It's not enough, it never is So I will go on until the end We've become desolate It's not enough, it never is But I will go on until the END! Surround me It's easy To fall apart completely I feel you creeping up again (In my head) It's over No longer I feel it growing colder I knew this day would come to end So let this life begin Why give up, why give in? It's not enough, it never is So I will go on until the end We've become desolate It's not enough, it never is So I will go on until the end I've lost my way I've lost my way But I will go on until the end Living is Hard enough Without you fucking up Why give up, why give in? It's not enough,
Installing Love
Installing Love Tech Support: Yes, ... how can I help you? Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process? Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed? Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first? Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart? Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running? Tech Support: What programs are running ? Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now. Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self- Esteem. However, you have to completely tur
King Of All Excuses
You, I trusted your intentions a trust you took advantage of now you are sitting in the hole that you Dug around yourself. You've lied so much you think it's true Do you know what the truth is? How does someone get to be like you? The king of all excuses? Who is your partner in deception caught inside the web you've spun? Did you forget that you were my heart, the damage you have done? You've lied so much you think it's true Do you know what the truth is? How does someone get to be like you? The king of all excuses? I trusted you. I trusted in you. This time you're gonna get it All the things you've done coming back to you This time you're gonna feel it Your conscience slowly suffocating you In time you will regret it Say goodbye to all the things you've gotten used to Life will find a way to bring this karma to you Life will find a way to bring this karma to you You've lied so much you think it's true Do you know what the truth is? How does someone g
Redoubtable
(adjective) Arousing fear or awe. Synonyms: formidable, unnerving Usage: On his comely head he set his helmet, well-wrought, with a crest of horse-hair that nodded menacingly above it, and he grasped a redoubtable spear that suited his hands.
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James Branch Cabell
There is not any memory with less satisfaction than the memory of some temptation we resisted.
Great Spirit Guidance
well what you need to do is find a quiet place , light a candle , turn on some soft relaxing music {native music with flutes works the best} then sit and relax close your eyes and ask the great spirit for guidance and direction it may not work at first but you just do it everyday for a week and you will get your answer
Zsa Zsa Gabor
I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
James Thurber
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
King Farouk Of Egypt
The whole world is in revolt. Soon there will be only five Kings left--the King of England, the King of Spades, The King of Clubs, the King of Hearts, and the King of Diamonds.
Hansell B. Duckett2
What this country needs is more free speech worth listening to.
Quentin Crisp
Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
Galileo Galilei
I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him.
102208 Homer Simpson
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day
Never Take For Granted ( Let It Show)
Too often we don't realize What we have until it is gone Too often we wait too late to say "I'm sorry - I was wrong." Sometimes it seems we hurt the ones We hold dearest to our hearts And we allow foolish things To tear our lives apart. Far too many times we let Unimportant things into our minds And then it's usually too late To see what made us blind. So be sure that you let people know How much they mean to you Take that time to say the words Before your time is through. Be sure that you appreciate Everything you've got And be thankful for the little things in life that mean a lot. One day someone's mother died. And on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of her bedroom, the daughter was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes There isn't any more. No more hugs, no more lucky moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, No more "just one minute." Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away. never to return before we can say go
My Friends
to all my friends pm me so i can show love back ty all so very much. i appreciate it very much
Marrying A Texas Woman
Marrying a Texas Woman Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Iowa and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man had married a woman from Illinois. He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a woman from Texas. He told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, and the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third
Frickin' Elephant
From a teacher My five-year old students, are learning to read. Yesterday one of them pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said, 'Look at this! It's a frickin' elephant!' I took a deep breath, then asked...'What did you call it?' 'It's a frickin' elephant It says so on the picture!' And so it does... ' A f r i c a n Elephant ' Hooked on phonics! Ain't it wonderful
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I Believe
I believe the sun should never set upon an argument I believe we place our happiness in other people's hands I believe that junk food tastes so good because it's bad for you I believe your parents did the best job they knew how to do I believe that beauty magazines promote low self-esteem I believe I'm loved when I'm completely by myself alone I believe you can't control or choose your sexuality I believe that trust is more important than monogamy I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul I believe that family is worth more than money or gold I believe the struggle for financial freedom is unfair I believe the only ones who disagree are millionaires I believe forgiveness is the key to your unhappiness I believe that wedded bliss negates the need to be undressed I believe that God does not endorse TV evangelists I believe in love surviving death into eternity I believe in karma what you give is what you get returned I believe you can't appre
Wanted: A Home For A Heart
WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE A HEART? IT'S ONLY SLIGHTLY USED. IT'S BEEN BROKEN ONCE OR TWICE AND YES, ITS HAD THE BLUES. IT ISN'T SUCH A BAD HEART IT'S FAITHFULL, LOYAL AND TRUE AND IF YOU PROMISE NOT TO BREAK IT I'LL GIVE IT ALL TO YOU. IT COULD BE YOUR BEST FRIEND IT WOULD NEVER LET YOU DOWN IT WOULD GIVE YOU A WHOLE WORLD OF LOVE WHENEVER YOU'RE AROUND SO WOLN'T YOU GIVE MY HEART A CHANCE? THE PRICE IS RIGHT; IT'S FREE IF YOU DON’T WANT IT, LIKE ALL THE REST PLEASE LEAVE IT HERE WITH ME. Michelle P ®
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Never Let Miss Crystal Bid On U. She Owe 3 Month Vip
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Free $25 Omaha Steaks Gift Card
https://www.geicoprivileges.com/members/registration.php.. -register and the gift card should come by email within 5 hours or so. -Once you get the gift card you can buy anything that is $12 and under for free because shipping is $13. However, if you go here and spend over the $12 they will give you 6 free Omaha Steaks Burgers, a 6-Piece Cutlery Set and a Cutting Board in addition to the product you’re ordering. -for some reason the GC does not get sent to everyone. It might be worth trying with a second email if you don’t get it the first time.
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The Little Word Out Has So Many Uses...
Have you ever looked at all the uses of the word “OUT” oh yeah… I mean what other word can Outdo Out? I really never realized the amount of words that combined with the word out had so many meanings. It’s Outrageous if you think about it. One could Outtake, outplay, outrun, outride at an Outing…Or outstare, outwit, outthink, and do it all outside! You could also be an outcast, from someone who outdid you. Shhhhwwwy…where were we? Oh yeah outstay, outwork, outgrow, outtalk, outset…not sure if that is the Volleyball version or not…I will check it Out…There are Outages, there are things that are just plan out of here. One could strikeout and Fly out but those words preempt the word so we will not use them…ooops too late I did, you could be called Out, singled out left out…but we are looking to Outbid, Outsize, Outrank the Outcome of all the uses of …OUT, holey smokes there are so many more words but I do not want to steal them all from you and be Outfoxed…So I will just setout to stop wi
Happy Country Girl Got Me Into One Fine Mess
Well, it seems that Happy Country Girl came to the conclusion that I needed something to keep me busy. Maybe she's under the impression that if I'm busy with something then I won't get into too much trouble. But I can always find time for getting myself into trouble...lol She has entered both herself and I into an Auto 11 Bling giveaway. We each need 25000 comments. As usual...any and all help will be greatly appreciated. At this point I don't know if there is a time limit attached or not but I will update as soon as I find out. So if you find yourself just absolutely bored to tears come by and keep us company. The more the merrier. :D Just click on either pic and it will take you there. And of course it goes without saying...Please show the hostess lotsa love while you're there.
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Yo motherfucker What the fuck you lookin at? Yo, get out my motherfuckin face right now Yo man, trip this I was out on the ave man This nigga lookin at me wrong So I pulled out my motherfuckin nine And I SMOKED HIS ASS Woke up, didn't choke up Saw my AK, it was broke up Put it together like a jigsaw Got my nine, and my Rambo knife off the floor Went to the bathroom, and beat the rush Yo, who the fuck used my toothbrush? Went to my sister's room, yo bitch, wake up You stupid ass, dirty ass, nasty ass slut Shot her in the leg, shot her in the thigh Kick her in the pussy and punched her in the eye Slapped her in the head, stepped on her corns Don't fuck with mine bitch, word is born Went downstairs to eat wit my folks Ma, you broke my fuckin egg yoke! Punch her in the chest, cut on her cheek Then I did a sweep, knocked the bitch off her feet Knee to the pussy, kick to the skull AK yo I shot the bitch in the temple Pops got mad cause mom got licked I didn't g
Blows My Mind
I'm a very loyal fan of the High School football team that I attended...I woke up this morning to see this article in our local newspaper...All I can say is "very sad"... Forfeit ELHS football team must give up its two wins this season OHSAA Bylaws Bylaw 11-2-1 - All athletic contests in which ineligible players have participated shall be forfeited Bylaw 4-10-2 - An athlete forfeits amateur status, and thus interscholastic athletic eligibility, if any of the following standards of amateurism are violated: A. Competing for money or other remuneration EAST LIVERPOOL - The Review has learned that the East Liverpool football team will be forced to forfeit all wins collected this season due to a violation of OHSAA bylaw 4-10-2 which refers to the status of high school athletes as amateurs. The ruling - which came in accordance with bylaw 11-2-1 that states all contests in which an ineligible athlete competed must be forfeited - stemmed from coach Pat McNicol's admi
Got A New Computer Game...spore
So I picked-up the Galactic Edition of Spore...and I gotta say I'm hooked. Even if Spore isn't anyone's cup of tea (which can't be true), the technology and concepts delivered in this game will be utlized for the next 15 years easily.
Dear Mr. Obama
Newscast From The Future We Should Never See.
This is what we have to look forward to if we allow Obama in office.
Respect
in the begining adam was first man on earth then eve was created from a rib from adam as a partner so he was not alone they were in the garden of eden and god said dont eat the apples of that tree but one day a snake tempted eve to have a bite of one from the tree and then she passed it to adam which he ate all the apple was of a tree which once eating gave you the knowledge of god that is how mankind is intelegent but with eve being frist women to create polulation over the world i think its time we respect all women and that man should not concentrate on wars power but on love as it was in the begining as its not money that makes the world go round its love for one another amen
Lost Child's Sigh.
I need a smoke, about as much as I need another night on the floor. I'd cut a deal with a d'jinn if I knew how to summon one. My life is a mess. No, its very orderly, in its absence of content, and its not a train wreck It's still going and its moving much too slow. It's like falling down the stairs in an Escher painting. I'm stuck at the crossroads of an indecision and a foolish commitment. I'm just stuck, having always missed the perfect ride by that much. A day short, and a dollar late. I dunno, maybe I like the bus-stop. A lot of people come and go, pass by, say hi, drift. Maybe I like this grey flavorless mass called hiatus. All trains boarding for nowhere fast...
Lil Downrator, Check Out His Rating. 5.5 Lol Must Be Hitting Every1
· rorytmeadows rated your photo a '3'! 8 hrs ago His status says some of these ugly girls need a reality check lol alrighty then hes a lil dork lol rorytmeadows@ fubar
Eminem - Guilty Conscience
Guilty Conscience - Eminem [sound of static] [announcer] Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old. Fed up with life and the way things are going, he decides to rob a liquor store. ("I can't take this no more, I can't take it no more homes") But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart. And suddenly, his conscience comes into play... ("Shit is mine, I gotta do this.. gotta do this") [Dr. Dre] Alright, stop! (Huh?) Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store and try to get money out the drawer You better think of the consequence (But who are you?) I'm your motherfuckin conscience [Eminem] That's nonsense! Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs And borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs Tell her you need a place to stay You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with Renee's razor blade [Dr. Dre] Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you Thi
Wednesday Opie And Anthony Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Nick Dipaolo, Bob Kelly, New Boobs On Paltalk And Ratemywow, Re-make 'pendulum'
Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST). Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday boys and girls... especially to the Lovely ladies on Paltalk, who go out of their way each and every morning to show off their private parts on their webcams. They'll keep doing it if you're nice, guys... so don't be too pushy. And who are we bullshitting anyway, right? 90% of you are on PalTalk to see CHICKS GETTING NAKED ON CAM, so why pretend you're doing something noble, right? log in to your Paltalk and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now! Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio Tracheotomy, we'll be chatting with our pal, our buddy, our brother-in-arms Nick DiPaolo, who is playing at The Brokerage in Bellemore, NY this weekend. We'll also welcome back our once-chubby-but-now-skinny sink-F**king friend, Bob Kelly, who is going to be in Boston this Friday at the Wilbur Theater. And as long as he's in studio, let's give him a li'l plug...Ro
Wow
hot picture of a girl gamer: comment that was so so....wrong: October 14, 2008 @ 9:09 am wow thats alsom as hell your smokeing hot have an xbox360 your hafe naked and playing games now im rely good at a lot of games being a gamer to i mean i go every wares with my psp but if i was thare with you and trying to play any video game with you and your hafe or full naked id lose for shore "alsom"??? are you kidding me right now?
Tinfoil Hats
You hear that term a lot these days. It's almost synonymous with any discussion of the search for truth or learning about mysteries. It's like a buzzword that comes hurling out the instant you touch on a subject that people have been conditioned to reject. Reject as total nonsense, even when all evidence points to the contrary. What does this mean, "tinfoil hats"? Well the obvious honest explanation would be that it's tied to those who suppose there is a way to monitor thought. And there have been those guys here and there for a long time. The tinfoil hat remark wasn't manufacured out of thin air, some guys did speak out in film and literature and speaking engagements about sinister stuff that belongs more in a comic book than in reality. Reality is that "they", who ever they are... don't have to read your minds with some secret ray gun. They can read your minds through telling you what to think, so they know your mind before you do even, because they wrote the scr
Sorrow Has Visited Me Again
Sorrow has visited me again Accompanied by his friend Pain, And to prove so the tears Roll down my face. At this Sorrow leers And to Pain it's no disgrace. Written by Jonathan B. Doyle, 1983, Berlin, Germany
I'm This Girl.....
I'm this girl i'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you... i'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive resturant... i'm the girl who says,"ok, but you owe me..." jokingly not because i actually want something, but because it means i get to spend more time with you... i'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and i will ((or at least try to)) have fun because it means i am spending time with you... i'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when i find someone i like i want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... i'm the girl who never forgets all sweet little things you do for me... i'm the girl who actually keeps her body parts in her clothing in public... i'm the girl who never gives up hope even when i tell others i have... i'm the girl who once i let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your na
Ac/dc
You Shook Me All Night Long (Get Up Remix) - ACDC
A Darkness Deep Like That Of Night
A darkness deep, like that of night, Quickly overtook my Joy's flight, And brought it back to Earth again To face unkind, immortal Pain. Joy is mortal - 't will always die, And when I ask the question, "Why Must this always have to be so?" Experience always lets me know. written by Jonathan B. Doyle, 1983, Berlin, Germany
My Number
(707) 450-7429
Opening Blog
Ok people, after many many months of having this fubar account I have finally decided to use my blog. Though I am not using it to jot my thoughts from day to day. What I shall use this blog for is to showcase my writing talents and just put my creativity out into fu. I do hope that anyone that dose read anything I do post finds it entertaining and on occasion think and question the world around you. Most likely this first ever showcasing of writing will be posted around the end of the last week of October. I will be trying to post every week or two, but perhaps only once a month.
Stolen From Queenie
ok stole from Queenie but, she is a good girl so mine has to be nsfw***************************** Do you get high a lot? naa, i prefer to just shoot heroin, jk yeesh i am nutty enough just add water. Do you wish you were somew​here else right​ now? do the words fuck yes mean any thing? Where​ are your sibli​ngs?​ fucked if i know, somewhere with thier heads up thier arses.......just saying Your ex shows​ up rando​mly at your house​,​ what do you say? fuck directly and completely off lmao Last perso​n you texte​d?​ Ls Do you have a bestf​riend​?​ kinda sorta in a wierd kinda not really, yes i do way.....Queenie How many pillo​ws do you sleep​ with?​ with? i have 6 on my bed, but i need to get to know them a little better before i sleep with them. What kind of shirt​ are you weari​ng?​ superman lol Do you like cuddl​ing?R
Friends
What are friends? Are they some people you know? or do you hang with them? To me friends they come in different forms. I have friends that I chat with online. Others I hang out with on my time after work and days off. Some of the friends I talk to live different lifestyles than me. I try to at least talk or chat with them daily. The friends I have I cherish; You never know when you need a good friend to call or hang around. The job I have I meet many people, and talk with them. I may not be around a lot with them but I show them that I do care. So to all my friends out there; show some love and if your friend needs a friend be there for him/her show them you actually care. HAVE A GREAT LIFE! THANK YOU
My Life
I hate the way you look at me With Love and so much trust The Demon inside waits for your soul I am the one who takes control You don’t know Love I am Satan The Devil from within I am destined to live alone Love none but my own Days I wish you were real To hold my heart close But your just inside me Alone I am to walk this Earth The End 20081021 Jason M. Christilaw
Crap
Funny how the papers so bright I often wonder if Jim felt the same I live to write I write to live Hold me sweetheart Difficult to find my groove Two weeks six days I fear my self I wanted this I wanted you The pen bleeds I bleed You and my heart in contempt Fuck this is hard tonight I want to fall Most of my writings hold meaning Tonight I feel nothing And yet I write To you Whatever your name is Who ever you are tonight And who am I Where the fuck am I going Don’t love me I can’t Not tonight This is shit Hate me tonight as I do FUCK ME Fuck this life The End Is It??? Jason M. Christilaw 20081021
Lost Conversations
huitzil, sparks of green. gold. blue. hummingbird streaks, zig zag after thoughts and whispers of complex navigation, complex conversation and modern gods. The Aztecs thought them warriors so different from our steroidal vision of swollen power and butch whimsy. They saw delicate sword, they saw the vision dance of practiced warriors, the hovering lightening and the thrushed humm, declaration of home when war was still painted and sung Our eyes deceive the complexity of stillness The majesty of blooms holding court and giving their blood to be lapped up and levitated -- sugar fire carrying soul after soul Deliverance and destruction under the roasting, rusted sun of our East Los backyard my father stands, lapping nectar from the air, from the blooms looking for the fire that traced the steps of his mothers and grandfathers watering the barrio garden lifting moisture into the cracking air, misting the wind back into his face a
Robert Chrisley "reknown Good Fortune"
ROBERT CHRISLEY "REKNOWN GOOD FORTUNE" THE EXODUS OF REKNOWN GOOD FORTUNE I DEFF-INI-SHON 2000 close your eyes till the morning son bangs on your head under the morning dawn giants wake in the valley and its you they claim rise to walk with your maker through the cool of the day silence speaks through false pretensions and the only way through is through you convictions take this now and you will see the meaning of it all and it's not what it seems is there anybody out there? anyone at all? does anyone care to know the meaning of it all? take this now and you will see the phathoms and phantoms are what you dream they will clash fighting for the one who will wake in the rise of the Morning Son is there anybody out there? my weakness grows numb does anyone care to know i have an angel under my thumb and my ladder of gold ascends far into the sky but a stairway spirals downward left of my right wings capture my thoughts and they pull away rainbows of mysel
New Fubie!
Everytime I join a new page I have to do this! Eventually you run out of things to say....I know....if you know me thats hard to believe! Honestly Ive been very reflective lately.....waiting for my divorce to be final in a few weeks.....I cant wait.....I want to party and celebrate TBB BAYBAY That means I want to go out and celebrate and go to the titty bar....its one of my favorite places to party...I'm just saying! Now I am glad to be part of Fubar.....because these days lately thats all I want to be is FUBAR BABY! Helps you get over alot of stuff!
A Summary Of My Trip To The Shrink...
First of all I, at one point in my life I had the idea that shrinks and the whole "talk to someone" method was absurd and pussiesh... is that a word? Back to my point...Lately Ive had a rough time of it, as most have I'm sure, lack of sleep,a 3 year old and and fuck bag of a baby's mama to boot. None the less I decided to go see someone before all of this pent up rage, makes me do some shit like, I dont know, beat the holy fuck out of someone, or go on a fucking shooting spree. Now today, was the day I was slated to go and talk to this shrink by the name of Ms,Chung, no not Connie Chung, anyways, it was a Vietnemese woman or a fucking Irish man,...side note, Pace and rage mixed with the little irsh fucker and booze = The 6 o'clock news and jail time. So I chose the first. Well as I entered the office I notice that the fucking place reaked of herbal tea and egg drop soup, but what the hell being pissed off made me hungry. So we get the introductions out of the way and her 15 min rambli
Drinks
I come here to ths site and got all these great people but I dont see the love in giving me drinks? comeon peeps ! Im thirsty!
Did Somebody Say...sassy!?!?
Check out this lady! She is an AWESOME and WONDERULL friend to have! If you take care of her...she will return the favor! BIG TIME! So go on...check her out! F/R/A her and give her lots of fu lovin'! Sassy 5 Souls ~ Rate Spanker ~ FuOwner of St3ph4ni3 ~@ fubar
Ass Up, Face Down
so what.... this is that that my mind so usually supplies so what face down thoughts up? what does this make me often face down serve me up show me what is thought make me what i can't what i ought you think this spells fear this spells what i dare this small thing is my desire wrong i think past your need for me i wonder where and what and this and that what is it you think is this me just the sad thing you perceive ass up face down the smile i bare more than a reflection of your own face down i breathe dirt face up you be the filth i think i breathe i be uncomfortable think maybe it's worse for me?
Never Jaded
The blood that flows through her system, Reminds me of hazy days in the grass, A glass of wine I raise on lonely summer days, Sitting by the cool, calm flowing streams, It feels as though I'm living in a dream. The sun, the wind & the rain,Upon my soul, Could never jade me, let it rain snow or storm, For sometimes life is a bitch, We pray for a witch, Let the candles burn, As we turn, Avenues & paths.... We never knew they existed, Dark turn's to light, Black turns to white, Candles burn from every corner, Projecting dainty silhouettes upon the wall, I fall & pray upon my knees, Today is just another day.
Fake Account
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Tiger Tiger Burning Bright
Her hair shone like spider silk, Upon the chill winters breeze. Her sharp Crimson claws leave scars upon the fragile ice. Her bright white eagle eye's, adjusting to the sunlight. Orange & red fire burns across the sky, she watches & dives upon her pray. His mane breezes gently in the wind, Standing high upon the sandy hill. His soft Fearsome Growl sends earthquakes resonating through the green. His Beady eye's home in on distant silhouettes in the tree's, Dancing devishly with an almighty Grin. The Orange & Red morph into green & blue hues, The mist evaporates & he pounces with his pride.
Freedom!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thats right.......you believe the brainwashing of the media, controlled by both the Democrats and Republicans.....that if you cast your vote for any party but them, you are making the "lesser of the two evils more successful". That is as illogical as saying that you should only choose between McDonalds and Burger King........and if you choose Wendys because you like their shit the best, and Burger King is the lesser of the two in your eyes, you are making Burger King more successful and taking away success from McDonalds. bullshit! wake the fuck up America! dont you see how many candidates there are in this election??????? 7.....and only 2 are allowed to debate. ever wonder why the other 5 arent allowed to debate? because they have manipulated the media to broadcast ONLY them? Bob Barr has adds, the media wont show them. Chuck Baldwin has adds, again, the media wont show them. Ralph Nader has adds, and guess what, the media wont show them. and why? if people heard what
Oracle Gift
i just have one qestoin why was there no messge after ieveld or help to sort a giift out no one new or ones that did wereint talking i realy dont care about the gift just let down big time and i qestoin why i should help the site when it dusint help me i dont no any more guted
Check In And Ideas Plz...
Hey bbws i need for everyone to check in with me plz... also i need your help.. I want to do a contest or something fun for the group... if u have any ideas.. let me know.. I'm having a auction for the bbws right now.. but its over on sat.. but i want to do whatever anyone wants to do.. let me know..
Dedication To Veterans And Soldiers
"Goodbye to my Friends" By: Brandon 'Marius' They once were by my side, Now gone. My friends that fought beside me, gone. They left this world behind, for a better place... How can a man feel so alone? Since they're gone... They're gone, and the is nothing we can do. My friends have gone, gone to a better place... heaven. I feel the pain of loneliness, of being alone, it hurts. They never knew what happened.. A piece of them will always be here... In our hearts.. Theese days I don't do much, My mind wanders and I wonder how I'm gonna cope. I write to their families.. but I can not send them. I feel so alone because they are gone. The pain of loss, will always be with me. But they will remain here inside us. I dont pretend to know what they go through and or feel, this was written as a high school project.
Bbw Lovers.. Show Some Luv
BBW LOVERS.. WE HAVE NEW MEMBERS PLZ GO BY AND SHOW SOME LUV... MUAH..
Lil Something I Wrote
Sometimes it feels as if your in a black hole, just falling and crying with no one there to hear you. Then there is always someone who you can rely on. They will be there to lift you up high when your down low,they make you laugh and smile. they make you feel like you belong again. They make your inside as warm as the sun on a nice day. They make all bad things good. Sometimes your that person for someone else, sometime people rely on you to lift them up when they are low. Sometimes they look to you for a smile or laugh. Someone always has someone else to lift them up when they are low or to make them smile or for a good laugh. There is always someone else.
Maybe
50 Questions To Really Get To Know Someone1) Are you a morning or night person?Night, luv staying up till dawn and then some.2) Which do you prefer, sweet or salty foods?Neither, I live on Gummie Bears3) Ninjas or pirates?Neither, Strippers rock!!!4) Ninjas vs pirates, discuss.No answer5) Autobots or Decepticons?No answer6) What was your favorite childhood television program?Caption Kangaroo7) Are you a collector of anything?collect rocks8) If you could be any animal, what would you be?No answer9) If you could have any superpower, what would it be?G-spot touch10) What is usually your first thought when you wake up?I got to go pee11) What do you usually think about right before falling asleep?is she still playing with it...gosh!12) What's your favorite color?Lavander 13) What's your favorite animal?Horse14) Do you believe in extraterrestrials or life on other planets?no, but I have seen them and visited their plants and meet Elvis15) Do you believe in ghosts?Boo!!!16) Ever been addicted
Dose.
Absolution comes to those who regret. And my sins of lust I do not recant. I have taken this holy body in my mind's eye. I have smelled her sweat. Tasted her sweet... Felt the smooth silk of her bare body against mine. Winced against pearly teeth dug into my neck. Traced every guilty curve. Loved every warm, moist kiss. Desired every fleeting, escaping moment. Like the sands of my youth held desperately in my hand. Absolution comes in the form of an explosion. Benevolent flashes of light at first, trailed closely by that sinking feeling. You know the one. When your humanity fell through your feet. Your sensibility engulfed, discarded, You can't reach the ceiling, but the floor will gladly embrace you. Then, for a few seconds a few blissful moments, nothing matters. No gods to judge you. No loves to reject you. No wardens of mortality bearing down on you with all the speed and fervor of a rushing, blooded bull. Just that empty eternity in a moment. Fou
Ok More New News Lol
well yeah im not getting married this oct and i lost the baby at 11 weeks things havent been as well as i would like but i guess thats life
News October 21st, 2008
Surgery Scheduled for November 6, 2008. It is now official that Angel will undergo surgery on THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 6TH, 2008. This will be the first of three surgeries. The procedure to be performed is one in which titanium plates and screws will be affixed to her fibula to pull the break together so that it can heal. According to the Attending Physician, she will not be allowed to get up and move around for at least two weeks. Immediately following surgery, She will be placed in a fiberglass splint that will remain on for two weeks. At the end of that time, she will be fitted into a full cast to immobilize her leg and ankle. She will be on medical leave for a minimum of three weeks and has been instructed that she is NOT to bear weight on her right leg for six weeks. At that time she will begin physical therapy under strict observation. Once her fibula heals, she will be scheduled for the second surgery to repair the torn ligaments in her ankle. Due to these factors, Angel is expected
My First "blind Date"
I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm going on a "blind date". YIKES!!!! When my girl friend Wanda first offered to fix me up with a guy she knows from work, I was filled with doubts and rejected the notion straight out. But she was presistant, assuring me Glen is a decent person, smart, well groomed, fun and currently available, finally wearing down my resistance. Besides, I am tired of spending Saturday nights at home. So with my premission Wanda gave Glen my number and this evening he called. To my surpise and pleasure our conversation was very pleasant and flowed with natural ease. For almost two hours we chatted about our work, school, interest and ambitions. He seems like a very nice person, easy to talk to and I want to get to know him better. So this Friday we will meet for dinner and check out the movie Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist. Trying to imagine how the evening might unfold I can't help but wonder if he will like me and equally important, will I like him?Anticipat
A New Friend
Who are you, this new person that I've just met? It's strange to me to find someone like you, and yet It's a pleasure that's beyond description. Written by Jonathan B. Doyle for Fubar friend Slirpa in 2008. :-)
Rays Of Sunshine Creep
Rays of sunshine creep Through the clouds asleep And gently caress The parting darkness The morning has come The night is now gone And dreams of last night Now fade with the light My dreams were so sweet And forever I'll keep Their memories true My dreams were of you Written by SSG Jonathan B. Doyle while performing security operations for Cuban and Haitian refugees in Guantanamo Bay (GITMO), Cuba in 1995
Take A Look Ladies
If Madonna went to Chico State (our local college) she’d probably frequent the bars Riley’s and Franky’s and take her shirt off a lot. I can see it now, the frat bros hollering, “YEAH! Chico! WOOO!!!” the sorority girls crying, “OMG, WHAT A BETCH!” and me googling that Urban Dictionary word I saw the other day… damn, what was it? Barsexual: A heterosexual girl or woman who partakes in any sort of sexual or promiscuous activity with another female to get attention from males. This usually takes the form of making out, and to a lesser extent, grinding or dry humping with another female. This is a common sight at bars (hence the word barsexual) but can also be found at any party, especially frat parties. [and now, Madonna concerts!] The reason for such acts has baffled researchers for years, but it is thought that they seek attention [Madonna], free drinks, or are prudes too scared to get with men.
A Line Has Been Drawn In The Sand
A line has been drawn in the sand Across a vast ocean in a distant land Where our soldiers make a stand To give an oppressed people back a free land Many hardships they will endure But of what they do, they are sure Life, liberty, and freedom to secure During this deployment - during this tour They train - they fight - they die And never once do they question why They wave their banner - our flag - high And for fallen comrades they cry A line has been drawn in the sand Across a vast ocean in a distant land Where our soldiers make a stand To give an oppressed people back a free land Written by SSG Jonathan B. Doyle, US Army, sometime in early 1991 while deployed to Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, and Iraq during Operations Desert Shield and Storm
Somethings I Just Will Never Forget!
the first day i met you in the hermitage mall. Our little games of iSketch. "Boo Boo" when we watched p.s i love you and i was so nervous to even look at you-legs shaking- when we went back to your apartment to play guitar hero and i still couldn't even get the balls to talk to you. all the softball games we had gone to. the endless conversations on the phone when you were drunk. all the dumb fights we had. which made us stronger. pissing my pants at your graduation because your family was right there! laying on the trampoline looking at the stars with you close. all the 2 hour drives that were totally worth it. the night you made me shrimp and peas [best dinner i have ever had by the way] and watched Harriet the spy. going to the spillway. when you look me in the eyes and tell me you love me. the night when you told me you loved me. [i remember exactly where i was] and still hear you for the first time say "iloveyou" how much you love the
Wanna Own Me?
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They're Starting To Trust Me...i Think...
Class on Saturday was an experience to say the least. It was a "free for all" day, meaning, we could practice whatever we wanted in order to prepare ourselves for the upcoming "test out" phase that will be upon us in two weeks. OMG! I was freakin' out just a little! I can't believe we've been in class for ten weeks already. Just two more to go before we're out on the floor working on actual people! I have to say, I was taken aback by the overwhelmingly positive comments I received from several of my classmates that day. People, I figured, didn't really pay much attention, or really gave a damn. Ninety nine percent of my class is a bunch of girls I have nothing in common with. I always feel the "outcast" of the crowd. I've never been able to fit in with women and their catty ways. To the contrary though, I was accepted, for some reason unknown to me on Saturday, although, who knows, how long it will last. I appreciated the compliments nonetheless. Here's a l
~once You've Loved ~!
~Once You've Loved.... There's a Part of Your Heart... That simply Belongs to that Person. It can't be Sold.... Or Rented Out.... It's Theirs... You Gave It to Them.... And They Live In It.... Claiming It's Space.... For All Time... I Know.... I'LL LOVE YOU FOREVER. Peace.
What The Fuck...seriously.
Why is Fubar such a race? Race to level, a race to points, a race to a prescribed amount of friends/points/rates/significant others/whatever. Who gives a shit? This and how much change will buy you a cup of coffee and a paper in the morning? Why are you in such a hurry for Interweb gratification, or the need to find someone in your life from Fubar? It's a fuckin' website...it's an escape, use it as such. Your bein' Level 25 lowers your taxes and gives you a break on Happy Meals.........how? Who fuckin' cares. Why is everyone so in a hurry to do anything...the whole world seems to think they have to be able to do everything at a moment's notice. 10-15 fuckin' years ago, NO one had a cell phone...they were only for the Wallstreet types, and now every one has one, and they think they need to be connected at all times? Connected to fuckin' what? Those of you with kids seemed to have grown up fairly well without communication, why's the world need to be so connected? Why do you
Death Before Dishonor
Death Before Dishonor How many people really care? I wish I could take this all away At the end of the day, How many people will be left standing there? I can't tell you how to act My soul all but left intact The closer I get The further you disappear The more like myself I become The more things become unclear You made this decision You build your own prison I am the one who, Tried to save you from drowning I offered you my hand But still you strayed away from me To take a pointless stand I tried to heal you But you wont even save yourself I'd rather be in love than choose wealth I choose death before dishonor I'd rather die Than put my head my beneith the sand I'd rather walk away Than do all I can
Is Lil Over 12,047 Level21
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Blue Satin
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I'm Just A Girl...
So sick of this shit. I'm a girl I can't go out by myself at a bar. My stepmother saw me out by myself, I know how to say no. Its a lot easier then people think it would be with their reactions. I am an adult. I can make my own choices. I picked that Randolph's Lounge because of the description, you get the bar feel to it but it isn't dark. You pay good price for a drink. You can go dancing there. Still I need a damn escort. It's not like I want to go to someplace I have never been without actually looking into it.
Its Time For My Son Please Light Candles
I ask all who know me and that im wiccan to light a white candle on november 4th during the day his test will commence then he needs all the energy he can get thank you Ok I just got the news the up comming re takes for the writing protion of the wasal is set he needs to pass this again in order to graduate he has tried at the 10 grade level and came dam close 12 points one point shy of passing he is in specail ed. we reduced it down to the daw level of his learning level he has yet to pass this again he must in order to graduate time is running out the 1st of 2 retakes is set for nov 4th for thr writing portion nov 5th for the math... my son is scared and fighting me tooth and nail.... so i dedicate this song to him I love you no matter what happens untill june we fight son when all else fails we know we tried ...... my little man Don't You Know I Love You More Than Life Itself Don't You Know That You're My Pride And I Would Not Have You Walking Through This World
New Website!!!
Hey anybody that is looking for toys or lingerie check out my new website www.sensualitycentral.com. The stuff is actually priced very reasonably. There's something for everyone!! So check it out buy some stuff and help me out!!! Thanks guys!!
Omg He Did What...
A great friend of mine is up for auction.. & only has one bid on him so far... believe me he's worth it.. so go bid on this great guy.. u won't regret it.. *click this pic to get to auction* Brought to u by: dina rocks |@ fubar
Help Our Girl!
c2k (a.k.a) colorado2kentucky *Rating Revolution*@ fubar She only needs just under 13k more to go to level 21!!! she has 246 pics and 37 stash. sorry this is off the main RR page, but I couldnt find anyone that can post there at the moment.
If You Want To Leave Me.....
I have been doing a lot of thinking recently and I have decided that this is the best way to handle this. My Friends if you no longer wish to stay with me and the things that i am trying to accomplish then i totally understand and i will still be honored to call you my Friends. Just all that i ask is don't, Please don't give up because you think that i have.....Because i have not...i may have slowed down some...and yes i have thought of given up....but i am no quitter.....not yet anyway!I feel that it is to early to throw the towel in!! And those that are my true friends know exactly what this is all about and if you're truly my friend i hope you will let me know if you are still with me!! I do have some things that are going on in my life and family that i am having to deal with and sometimes i can't be here as much as i would truly like to be but im human and do have problems outside of Fu-bar and i hope you all understand this. okay this is the way that i have chosen to handle
A List Of All My Trains On Fubar!
Party Train - The Gap Band ------------------------------------------------------ Welcome to My List of Trains and RidesHERE IS A LISTING OF ALL MY THE THOMAS TRAINS IN CREW. TAKE A RIDE WITH AKAMRS. T AND CREW....................................! -------------------------------------------------- CLICK ON THE RED SQUARE -------------------------------------------------- CLICK ON THE RED SQUARE LATEST IS THE HALLOWEEN CASPER THE FRIENDLY GHOST TRAIN --------------------------------------------------- CLICK ON THE RED SQUARE THE BIRTHDAY TRAIN FOR ME! ------------------------------------------------------ CLICK ON THE RED SQUARE THE HOLE IN THE WALL TRAIN ------------------------------------------------------ CLICK ON THE RED SQUARE THE LIBRA EXPRESS ------------------------------------------------------ CLICK ON THE RED SQUARE THE FRIDAY TRAIN EXPRESS -------------------------------------------------- CLICK ON THE R
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Spread The Stupidity
Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Only in America .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Only in America .....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. _______________________________________________________________ Only in America
(for Chris) The Black Rose
Basking in the glow of a pale harvest moon..my thoughts aren't of love but sadness and gloom I stroll along a shadowed path..inner demons whisper and laugh I stumble upon fragrant hues..red, yellow, pink,even blue Searching for a certain kind..that will give me piece of mind Suddenly i see it wet with dew...its intoxicating beauty makes me think of you Like a cold black heart warm to the touch..an unpolished diamond in the rough I graze the soft petals against my cheek...feelings of empowerment..not so weak I stand a little taller..not so beat down Releasing a healing scream that has no sound
Ever Wonder
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? ____________________________________________________ Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? ----------
Poems My Sexy Gummy Goob Wrote Me
Auto 11's On From Noon Oct 22 - Noon Oct23
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Hurtful Words Breed Hurtful Actions
Why is it important to understand why hurtful words breed hurtful actions? Jesus in Matthew 15:19 said, “8But(V) what comes out of the mouth proceeds from the heart, and this defiles a person.” Jesus says what comes out of the mouth proceeds from the heart, and this defiles a person. He goes on to say in verse 20, “19For out of the heart come(W) evil thoughts,(X) murder, adultery, sexual immorality, theft, false witness,(Y) slander. 20(Z) These are what defile a person. But(AA) to eat with unwashed hands does not defile anyone." Out of the heart come forth evil thoughts and actions. Therefore hurtful actions begin in our hearts because of sin and come out in the form of negative actions towards others. James 3: 5-12, “5So also the tongue is a small member, yet(F) it boasts of great things. How great a forest is set ablaze by such a small fire! 6And(G) the tongue is a fire, a world of unrighteousness. The tongue is set among our members,(H) staining the whole bo
Poem
Illegal Smile Little pictures have big ears Tired of Bull shit scare tactics If you are afraid of change Everything stays the same Sam Stone has an Illegal smile We dream but we don’t vote Because we don’t know Consequences of passivity Wall Street just got beat Freedom is learning to live on the street Screw the lies while our Ozone dies Leaders suck the dick of Exxon and Mobile We’re not whores we just open doors Our children will pay the Master Card bill China owns our collective will And somebody thinks it don’t matter Well jobs disappear and our freedom is unclear We’ve now nominated A religious fanatic with one finger On the red button One heartbeat away what can I fucking say Piss me off one more day Remember this while you hide your fears Little picture have big ears And look at Sam Stone He has an illegal smile By Almon Gerald Harris
Tuesday October 21st 2008
its been along lonely week here....not much to do but stare at the tube, play afew games online or computer games..vid games which i hadnt played in ages lol...wish i had someone to stay with me and just hold me close, tell me they do love me. is all that matters to me right now. oh well one can only wish
Broken Dreams - Track 13 - Eternal Summer
Broken Dreams None of the characters in this story are real and any relation to anyone dead or living is pure luck. I apologize for any wrong use of United Kingdom English because I am not that familiar with United Kingdom slang. Any input would be welcome and any flaming will be ignored. This is the sequel to my story "Bad November". If you haven’t read that stop then please read it first. Also if 2 male characters being romantically involved sickens you please don't read. If you're still interested please keep reading. One last note, if anyone wishes to copy my story please get permission first (Not that I think that will happen but who knows). Lyrics from Eternal Summer (Acoustic) Hanging with my mates/ Having fun in the sun/ Watching the girls walk by/ I want to go back to that time/ Where nothing matters/ I want to go back to that time/ We can have eternal summer Track 13 – Eternal Summer (Acoustic) * Bonus Track Gavin and I rushed to the airport. My Mother had
This October 26........
It will be 2 years ago *this October 26th* that my Mom passed. She would have been 82 yrs old this Dec., 11. Some would say she had a long life. But to those of us who loved her, it just wasn’t long enough. She had endured so much, the last few years of her life, in which, I will have lasting memories until I see her again. My Mom found out she had diabetes many years ago *I believe, at the age of 40* and was doing quite well with handling her life. Children had grown up and had children of their own. So she was an independent *woman* in all respects. Maybe I should go back a little in time. Our home base was North Carolina, YEAH, THE TARHEEL STATE! My Mom was blessed with 4 children *older sister, who lives in Cali., an older brother *who was killed, arguing over a woman* myself and a younger brother.* The older children had left NC, many years ago, so, my younger brother and I were the babies of the 4. The older children had different fathers *by marriage* than myself and younger
Poem
Illegal Smile Little pictures have big ears Tired of McCain‘s Bull shit scare tactics If you are afraid of change Everything stays the same Sam Stone had an Illegal smile We dream but we don’t vote Because we don’t know Consequences of passivity Wall Street just got beat Freedom is learning to live on the street Screw the lies while our Ozone dies Leaders suck the dick of Exxon and Mobile We’re not whores we just open doors Our children will pay the Master Card bill China owns our collective will And somebody thinks it don’t matter Well jobs disappear and our freedom is unclear We’ve now nominated Palin a heart beat away A religious fanatic with one finger On the red button One heartbeat away what can I fucking say Piss me off one more day Remember this while you hide your fears Little picture have big ears And look at Sam Stone He has an illegal smile By Almon Gerald Harris
John Conlee - Old School Lyrics
I can remember us cruising through town. In your daddy's car with the top pulled down, looking so cool We came from different sides of the track. But we still held hands out back, of the old school We spent all our time together, laughing and having fun. We swore that we'd love forever. Cause that was the way things were done, at the old school. (Verse 2) We both made it to our graduation. You chose a college I chose a vocation driving eighteen wheels. I became a part of your past. You went and married some guy in your class, he was a big Deal. Your picture was in all the papers. You made such a lovley bride They said you were going places, but me I just went for a ride, down by the old school. (Bridge) I got married to a sweet young girl, and kept driving for the line. Your husband made his mark on the world, then he left you behind. In the big house, with the swimming pool. Now you drive your kids, down to the old school. (Verse 3) No
Stolen From Every Damn Person I Know
You comment on your favorite picture of me...and i will come comment on my favorite of yours.
Times..
Whoa, im hardly on fubar. I guess i just dont spend much time on a computer anymore. Lot going on in my life, as well as many many others. I hope we all make the right choices. Times will get hard. Things will not be easy. I hope everyone stays blessed and try to stay positive throughout our tribulations. Be safe. I'll post later i guess..a real post. LOL
Reality
Reality You can deceive others, you can even deceive yourself, but you can never fool Reality., Reality Reality is that slap in the face When you think you have the world by the tail And life seems to be moving at your own pace When you feel like there is no way you can fail. Reality is there to open your eyes When you find you were walking with them closed And it shows you a sight that can surely make you cry Because with reality, it shows you what you already know. Reality breaks a person's heart and soul And destroys dreams and hopes that a person feels The truth and only truth is reality's only goal And it doesn't care whose world that it might kill. Reality keeps me in a state of mind That I know it has complete control But sometimes my dreams overtake reality I find And love lives for a while in my heart and soul. Reality is not fair. Reality does not care.
My Song To You
if I could walk next to you talk with you on the phone if I could hold you close and call you my own how happy would I be how free would I feel how happy would I be if I had you loving me if I could be your everything would I still feel this pain would I be saved if I could love you the way I want to oh can you catch me when I fall can I be your all oh will hold me close oh and never let me go how happy can I be how free can I feel how happy would I be if your love for me was real I'll catch you when you fall you know Ill give my all Oh how happy can we be If I loved you and you loved me
Come Bid On Me
Yet Another Round Of Lyrics
Finally the hills are without eyes They are tired of painting a dead man's face red With their own blood They used to love having so much to lose Blink your eyes just once and see everything in ruins Did you ever hear what I told you? Did you ever read what I wrote you? Did you ever listen to what we played? Did you ever let in what the world said? Did we get this far just to feel your hate? Did we play to become only pawns in the game? How blind can you be, don't you see? You chose the long road, but we'll be waiting Bye bye, beautiful Bye bye beautiful Jacob's ghost for the girl in white Blindfold for the blind Dead siblings walking the dying earth Noose around a choking heart Eternity torn apart Slow toll now the funeral bells "I need to die to feel alive” Did you ever hear what I told you? Did you ever read what I wrote you? Did you ever listen to what we played? Did you ever let in what the world said? Did we get this far just to feel your h
All About Me
Yesterday you texted me and told me that you just wanted to be friends. It knocked the wind completly out of me, this told me that all those intangible joys I was hoping for and working for in the future had been taken away from me with just one sentence. I was devastated to say the least. I realize that you had undergone similar pain weeks prior when I told you the same thing, however when you came here and convinced me that we had a chance to work out, I was completly overwhelmed by the gesture and believed in you with all of my heart. I feel completely in love with you, body, mind, and soul that night you arrived to rescue me from my poor decision about us. And even when I was told to move out of the only secure place I have ever known due to the decision to see you, I accepted that because I knew I had made the right choice for our future. I realize that I have been unstable this past week. My life has not known neutrality. Most of my younger days were spent either terr
Just Wondering
Who might still believe... As in priorities, caring, living well, putting the needs of others first, random acts of kindness, life outside of your own little world and how you affect it. Things are changing everywhere and so very quickly. Yesterday, I found out that so many more may lose their jobs. People with young children, some caring for aging parents, others who were barely making it in the first place, but they did their best. Others are struggling with heath concerns, but are caught in the middle. They make just enough to not qualify for any assistance yet can barely afford their basic needs even with three jobs. The political environment is turblent at best. Our grandkids will be reading about how messed up things are when they are in high school someday. The govenment no longer fears its people. Drug use, drinking to escape, kids living and dying on the street or having babies are all at all time highs. The parents who choose medication to help them behave are
Set One For The Lounge
Borrowing Permanently (ok, I Stole It) This From Irish By Blood
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then hell no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it'll get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a whole bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat you any differently? Always
Dod For Wednesday Is *specialangel*
*SpecialAngel*Member Of Rating Revolution*Fu Owned By Bisexcee*Member Of The Love Shack*@ fubar
Once Again
You said that you'd be here When I needed you most If I needed a talk I'd know where to go I told you my past loves hit me real hard You said its the present You gave me your word I told you I couldn't believe if i tried You said you were diffrent, All lies You looked in my eyes And said you'd be real I said to myself , he's the real deal Lies. All lies I tell them I'm fine and i couldn't care less He's stupid He's worthless It's all for the best You held my hand, and looked in my eyes With your bull sh it excuse And charm in your eyes. I take a deep breath To hell with you men I feel flat on my face. Sigh, yes again
Love And Confusion
Without trying you upset me, You tear apart my soul. Just by smiling, you uplift me, You make my heart feel whole. Without intending to, you confuse me, You tear apart my mind. Your convuluted answers, Bring more questions I can't find.
An Old Wise Man Once Told Me
3 very important lessons for life: 1.) You'll never straddle a mudhole with a wheelbarrow. 2.) You'll never win a fight with barbed wire. 3.) You'll never out bullshit a bartender. Many of you have tried, many of you have failed. Disclaimer: You can actually straddle a mudhole now because they have 2 wheeled wheelbarrows.
La La La
k i'm like super bored w/this site it ain't even funny.. wait y would that be funny..hmmmm yea neways... i got fubucks i dont want.. *lets see who begs for them after reading that* so ummmm yea who wants to have fuSex..lmao FuSex brought to u by: dina rocks |@ fubar
Random Thoughts
ok, so a lil disclaimer... i do too much thinking when i spend 11 hours a day driving. so this is the result, a blog about me. this one is a little about me and it is a peek in my mind (a random hodge podge).. oh and spelling is not my strong point. I have to start by saying, I am really single. Been single since Jan. After the ex and I broke up after 6 years together. I will admit that I had a hand in it. I am not an easy man to get along with all the time. I also figured that if she called off the wedding a week before it was to happen but still wanted to be with me, something wasn't kosher. But that's all background info. No need in going into details. I am a truck driver. I primarily do the lower 48 states. I get all over the place. I love my job, I do not want to do anything else. I have had a variety of jobs in my life. And it was part of the cause of the break up. I had a couple of offers to work locally and as great as that sounds, its less rewarding. But, I digres
Leveling Help #45
*~*NuRsEy*Poo*~*@ fubar 11k to level
May We Feel Up Your Breasts Please - In The Name Of Health
See, now why didn't I think of this when I was 12?
-nothing Fades Away-
I may be bruised But I'm not broken A Little angry & upset though I'll be just fine Yes, I will miss you And everything there was -Though that will fade with time All ended in a horrible way No room for anything So much left unsaid Lots I wanted to say -All words just fade away Nothing left now Nothing.... Not even good bye.
October 21, 2008
JUST HAD A QUIK CHANCE TO JUMP ON THE PC. WANTED TO SAY HELLO TO EVERYONE AND I MISS YA ALL-HOPEFULLY I'LL B BACK SOON....CAN'T WAIT TO GET MY OWN PLACE..LOL 'M TOO OLD TO B BOUNCIN....LUV Y'ALL AND I SHALL RETURN...BIG HUGGSSSS.....ROX
Cum To The Queens Lair!!
HELP ME MAKE PROPHET !! 2 HAPPY HOURS COMING SOON !! I have 2 happy hours coming up.. The first one will be Tuesday night Oct 21 @ 8 pm fu-time and the next one will be Friday night Oct 24th @ 9 pm fu-time I will have auto 11s active both days.. Your rates all count as 11s for the day.. double points for real 11s Help me make it to prophet Come show this bodacious woman some big luvin.. I always return it.. Fan Me.. Rate Me.. Add Me.. Bling Me.. Luv Me.. Spoil Me !! ~Redqueenbbw~ Never Been Owned Want 2 Be the First Contact Me~Fu-Owner of ItålîRî¢åñ ßìt¢h~ THIS BULLETIN PIMPED BY NONE OTHER THAN... ΤhΣ ßîg ΜîκΣ ™...Fu Owned by FU M@M@big pimpin (repost of original by '
Want To Own This Diamond???
Come get THIS Diamond before its GONE!!!!!!!! Pimped out by: Ŋǚ§н¥™ åКǎ ŊűŊů@ fubar
Welcome To The Suckfest
Well, another few days have passed out here in the stupidity that is Afghanistan. I think my biggest comlaint about this whole deal is the lack of necessity. If I had a purpose to be here, it wouldn't bother me to be here for 15 months. Without a sense of purpose, it's hard to stay motivated. People speak of living a purpose drivin life, but when you have no purpose in what you're doing it's like a constant morphine drip that is over cranked. You spend much of your time staggering around like a zombie. I think that's one of the reasons I can't wait to return to civilian life. I need a purpose that I can't find doing my job in the army. Well... I guess I should get back to pretending to give a damn. Take care, and have a wonderful day! Chris
How To Live A Happy Life
When your life seems full of dread and you can’t get out of bed, dream about what you‘d like instead and imagine the sun shining in your head!
My Crush...
Dearest crush, I want to bite you when your sleeping, smother you with thy boobies, I want to do u in many positions on your lunch break from work...I wana spank your tushie cause I really love to touch it. I wana let you know that I will make you so happy every day of our fubar life together...Till death do us part
Comments And Rates
will i had problems earlier on fubar so i had to readd my pics again.so everyone feel free to rate and comments please i love comments
We All Know Flu Season Is Here With Us...
We all know the FLU season is here and there is a lot of talk about taking FLU shots. Before you do, hopefully before, please go to the below link and just listen to the Doctor in the video. Draw your own conclusions and do your own research but at least listen to what this guy has to say. http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2008/10/21/avoid-flu-shots-vitamin-d-is-a-better-way.aspx.
What Witches Believes?
Of basic beliefs and ethics . . . This is a tough one to answer simply, because among all the other things witches are, we are individualists. We each make our own relationship with Deity, and each grow and love in our own way. It is said that if you ask a room full of thirteen witches a question, you'll get twenty-five different answers. And it's true. That said, there are some fundamental beliefs that pull us together strongly enough to create the sort of loving community you see here. Wicca is a spiritual path, a way of seeing the world and Divinity, and our relationship to it. It is a very simple ethical principle. It is a way of life. And it is a way of tuning into the shifting energies of life around us and tapping into those energies to make the world a better place; this is what we mean by magic. We believe that Deity/Source/God/dess is imminent in the world around us. Divinity permeates every living thing. . .and most of us define rocks, soil, water, air, fire, and
Searching For Rabid Bears On The Internet...
Ghost Poem
In my neighborhood we have had this tradition in celebration of Halloween for as long as I have lived here. You leave a bag/basket/jack-o-lantern full of treats on your neighbor's door step (usually ones with children!!!) along with the following note...and a simple drawing of a ghost (easy enough for even the least artistic among us to draw!)...then ring their doorbell and scatter... * * * You Have Been Ghosted!!! The Phantom Ghost has come around To leave these goodies you have found. If you do not wish a curse to fall Continue this greeting, this ghostly call. And, since the Ghost has gotten you Please read closely what you must do. First, post the Ghost where it can be seen, On a door or window until Halloween. Then no other Ghost will visit again Be sure to participate, if you don’t it’s a sin. You have only one day, so act fast Leave treats at two homes no ghost has passed, Make two treats, two “ghosts,” two notes…that’s the gist, Take them to neigh
For My Crush -- # 002
It is my heart that yearns to beat as one with my lover's heart, and they are my feet that yearn to travel in time with my lover's feet while we are holding hands every step of the way, and it is my soul that desires to always stand by my lover's soul, and they are my eyes that wait to be blinded by my lover's beauty in every kind of light, and they are my ears that need be filled by the songs and sighs of my lover's desires and needs, and they are my arms that hunger to embrace my lover day and night, and they are my fingers that hope to caress my lover's hair and skin, and they are my lips that thirst to taste my lover's lips and drink her love in, and it is my body that craves to rise, fall, wander, float and spin at one with my lover's body through all of life's seasons of joys and sorrows in a continuous dance of love that begins on earth and carries us to all heavens above, and it is my love that needs to burst aflame and endlessly burn together with my lover's love like the life
Devil Rays 3, Red Sox 1
Devil Rays 3, Red Sox 1 For the life of me I can't understand why Tito had Cora in for Lowrie tonight. It made the last third of our batting order a dead zone. I'm also not sure why Tito didn't pull out Tek in the ninth for Casey. Regardless the Sox bat's just couldn't pull it off and it was basically over for our boys when Drew struck out with the bases loaded in the eighth. The only bright spot of the evening was that my Canadian Cousin spend two hours on the phone with me helping to fix my computer. Now my internet is up and running again! Oh Canada! I also had a fine time listening to the game with my Canadian Cousin as we IM'd each other for the entire game. It was the only fun part of a dreadful evening. The Sox had a great run in the play-offs. Game 5 of the ALCS was awesome and it was great to see Lester and Beckett pick it up for the last two games. I think I will always wonder though if it would have been different if everybody was healthy. With Lowell out and
A Blog I Used To Have On Myspace.
A penny for your thought? I wrote the email but it wasnt written by me per se. It was simply to let this person know that whatever comment he posted on my blogs will not be approved. As stated in the introduction if they have anything that would offend me or my friends they should email it to me. Beside as this says if you dont have anything nice to say dont say it. Original Post: " ANGELS AND WICCA I believe in Angels, their presence is everywhere in the warmth of a helping hand, in the smiles that people share. Angels are at the heart of the good things people do, and when our days are troubled, their caring guides us through. Angels' love is all around; In stars that light the night, in a mother's gentle words and arms that hold you tight. I believe that angels are special messengers of love, God's way of making earth a bit more like heaven above. HOW TO TALK TO YOUR ANGEL: I'm often asked "can I speak to my angels and how do I do it?" It'
The Pain!
WELL FRIDAY OCTOBER 17 I GOT MY FIRST CORTIZONE SHOT. I STILL HAVE SOME PAIN BUT IT'S NOT AS BAD AS IT WAS. THE MEDICATION I'M TAKING DON'T HELP THE PAIN FACTOR. IT CAUSES ME TO HAVE JOINT PAIN AS A SIDE AFFECT WHICH SUCK'S. I STILL HAVE SOME NUMBNESS AND TINGELING GOING DOWN MY LEGS, BUT I HOPE THAT STOP'S SOON AS WELL. WHEN THE PAIN GOES AWAY I'M PUTTING ON MY ROLLER SKATES AND GOING UP AND DOWN THE ROAD AND MAYBE THE ROLLER SKATING RINK. WHEN SOCCER COME'S AROUND FOR THE KID'S I HOPE ONE OF THEM DOES IT SO I CAN HELP THEM AND I CAN'T WAIT FOR IT. I'M GONNA BE SO HAPPY WHEN I CAN DO MORE WITH MY KID'S.
Oh, I Wish I'd Looked After Me Tits By Pam Ayres (thought It Was Cute)
Oh, I Wish I'd Looked After Me Tits By Pam Ayres Oh, I wish I'd looked after me dear old knockers, Not flashed them to boys behind the school lockers, Or let them get fondled by randy old dockers, Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits. 'Cos now I'm much older and gravity's winning. It's Nature's revenge for all that sinning, And those dirty memories are rapidly dimming, Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits 'Cos tits can be such troublesome things When they no longer bounce, but dangle and swing. And although they go well with my Bingo wings, I wish I'd looked after me tits. When they're both long enough to tie up in a bow, When it's not the sweet chariot that swings low, When they're less of a friend and more of a foe, Then I wish I'd looked after me tits. When I was young I got whistles and hoots, From the men on the site to the men in the suits, Now me nipples get stuck in the zips on me boots, Oh, I wish I'd lo
Stolen From Per Who Stole It From Not Tellin
You comment on your favorite picture of me...and i will come comment on my favorite of yours.
Poem~the Healing Goddess~
poem to empower the Goddess in every woman from all walks of life. The Healing Goddess Raw, wild, sensual and primitive to the core She is blessed with rich soil for production Men flock to her shores, thirsting for more But hers is the soil not used for reproduction She is long gone before each reckless dawn Aware that seeds received are unhealthy for spawn Proudly lifting her chin to welcome the Night The Day would always paint her with unjust light She is the social light in a world of ignorance Created to keep Nature's glitches in a sort of balance She is the embodiment of the healer in every woman To nurture the mentally ill, she is the sacred plan She is the sacred feminine in Kali, Durga, Laxmi She is Ishtar, Hera, Venus, Isis, Aphrodite Woman, Princess, Empress, Queen on a throne She is the Sacred Whore in maiden, mother, crone Brazen, and sassy, she is a man's plaything She is brimful of ecstasy spilling for a fling Always at the ready to p
Help Military Supporter Reach Prophet.
YES IM DOING A PIMP OUT MILITARY SUPPORTER IS A GOOD FRIEND PLEASE GO SHOW HER SOME LOVE *RATE* *FAN* *ADD* DONT FORGET THE PICS & STASH Military Supporter~OwnsFreedomIsNotFreeLounge~MP General@TheZone~Lost&ShadowLeveler~RatingRevolution@ fubar ~LETS GET HER TO PROPHET~ THIS BULLETIN BROUGHT TO YOU BY: **Devil Witch**@ fubar FYI:Will send 100k fubucks to first who sticky's this.
Redqueenbbw Has 2 Happy Hours Comin Up Soon .. Show Her Big Luvins
HELP ME MAKE PROPHET !! 2 HAPPY HOURS COMING SOON !! I have 2 happy hours coming up.. The first one will be Tuesday night Oct 21 @ 8 pm fu-time and the next one will be Friday night Oct 24th @ 9 pm fu-time I will have auto 11s active both days.. Your rates all count as 11s for the day.. double points for real 11s Help me make it to prophet Come show this bodacious woman some big luvin.. I always return it.. Fan Me.. Rate Me.. Add Me.. Bling Me.. Luv Me.. Spoil Me !! ~Redqueenbbw~ Never Been Owned Want 2 Be the First Contact Me~Fu-Owner of ItålîRî¢åñ ßìt¢h~ THIS BULLETIN PIMPED BY NONE OTHER THAN... ΤhΣ ßîg ΜîκΣ ™...Fu Owned by FU M@M@big pimpin
An Open Letter From A Witch
An Open Letter from a Witch: I am a witch. I do not worship Satan; I am not interested in Satan. Satan was invented by the Christians. Satanism is a form of Christianity. I am not a Christian. I don't go to church on Sunday. Jesus is NOT my savior. He was simply a holy man who lived 2,000 years ago. I am not afraid of going to Hell because I don't believe in Hell any more than I believe in Satan. I believe in reincarnation; that I will come back to this world or another and live out another life. I am not evil. Telling people I am a "good witch" or asking me if I am a good witch implies that there are evil witches. There are evil people in the world and there are people who chose to work with the forces of nature in a way that harms others; those people are NOT witches. The central law of being a witch is: "if it harms none, do as you will." Please don't ask me about sacrificing cats or desecrating churches. I love my cats! And I don't go into churches or synagogues unless a frie
102108 Dilbert
Had Enough Fu
MySpace Countdown Clocks I have been having a really rough time lately, and with Fubar on top of it, I am debating whether to take a vacation from it, or say I'm done with it all.... People I thought were my friends turn out to be otherwise... I would have to spend HOURS blocking people... I don't have the time to sit and block everyone that I do not wish to deal with. So, I still have a few more days to decide. Too all my TRUE friends, I will let you know what I decide... TO all others, why should you care??? Thanks all!
Survey Says
ok so i posted 3 serious blogs yesterday so now fun.......... 1. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?...no i feel like an effing puppy 2. A big poofy dress or a short party dress? duh...short dress i iz slutty 3. What would you do if you received a long love letter? freak out, because i would not know the dork that sent it. 4. Group dates or single dates? yes 5. Do you hate it when guys act different around their friends?idgaf 6. Are diamonds a girl's best friend?um no that would be a vibrator....just saying. 7. Is your hair up or down today?down 8. Do you straighten your hair?no it is already straight 9. Favorite mascara? free from lancolm 10. Do you get your nails done?used to, not any more growls my ex is a douch 11. Small or large purses?well i used to drink a lot so i would always lose them so none, it happened to underwear, shoes and memory also...what? 12. In your purse, what are your must haves?astroglide,wet wipes, batteries 13. Jeans or sweats? jeans, s
Guardian Angel 2
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provideou with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are there for the reason you need them to be Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn.. They bring you an exper
Get 2 Know Me
Where is the person who has your heart? NOBODY HAS MY COLD LIL HEART Does it matter if your bf/gf smokes pot? YES I CAN'T STAND TO BE AROUND AND SMELL SMOKE Are you waiting for something? NOT WAITING ON ANYTHING What were you doing at ten last night? GETTING READY TO LEAVE STATION AND GO HOME Have you ever thought about converting your religion? NO, MY MAMAW WOULD KILL ME What was the last thing you drank? SKIM MILK Who was the last person you hugged? MELVIE Did you have a dream last night? IDK.....BUT I WOKE UP ON THE OTHER SIDE OF MY BED How many piercings do you have? EARS ONLY If you could have something right now, what would it be? HAPPINESS, AND I THINK THAT MAMAW AND GOD ARE TRYING TO SHOW ME THE PATH TO THAT HAPPINESS Have you ever had a panic attack? YES.....HAD THEM A LOT AFTER MY MAMAW DIED :( Have your parents ever smoked pot? I HAVE NO IDEA Want someone back in your life? NO NOT REALLY.....AND NOW THAT I REALIZE THAT I FEEL
More Song Lyrics That Fit My Life,,,
S.O.S Where are those happy days, they seem so hard to find I tried to reach for you, but you have closed your mind Whatever happened to our love? I wish I understood It used to be so nice, it used to be so good So when you're near me, darling can't you hear me S. O. S. The love you gave me, nothing else can save me S. O. S. When you're gone How can I even try to go on? When you're gone Though I try how can I carry on? You seem so far away though you are standing near You made me feel alive, but something died I fear I really tried to make it out I wish I understood What happened to our love, it used to be so good So when you're near me, darling can't you hear me S. O. S. The love you gave me, nothing else can save me S. O. S. When you're gone How can I even try to go on? When you're gone Though I try how can I carry on? So when you're near me, darling can't you hear me S. O. S. And the love you gave me, nothing else can save me S. O. S. When y
Song Lyrics That Fit My Life
The Winner Takes It All I don't wanna talk About the things we've gone through Though it's hurting me Now it's history I've played all my cards And that's what you've done too Nothing more to say No more ace to play The winner takes it all The loser standing small Beside the victory That's her destiny I was in your arms Thinking I belonged there I figured it made sense Building me a fence Building me a home Thinking I'd be strong there But I was a fool Playing by the rules The gods may throw a dice Their minds as cold as ice And someone way down here Loses someone dear The winner takes it all The loser has to fall It's simple and it's plain Why should I complain. But tell me does she kiss Like I used to kiss you? Does it feel the same When she calls your name? Somewhere deep inside You must know I miss you But what can I say Rules must be obeyed The judges will decide The likes of me abide Spectators of the show Always staying low Th
Leveling Help #44
~Johnny Riggs~ Proud Owner of ~Carrie~ Proudly owned by ~ Carrie~@ fubar 40k to Godfather Auto 11's on
Synecdoche
synecdoche \si-NEK-duh-kee\, noun: a figure of speech by which a part is put for the whole or whole for a part or general for the special or vice versa
80
I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel. - Henri Frederic Amiel
Whatever
So my family seems to think it is my fault for my brothers depression and the fact that he is bi-polar. "what did you do to piss him off this time kathy?" "why can't you keep your stupid mouth shut kathy?" "you need to watch what you say to him kathy" please someone tell me, why the hell is everything my damn fault??? we couldn't even mourn at my aunt jean's funeral..why??...because apparently i said something to upset my brother. this whole thing is just making me sick...i sprained my wrist hitting a brick wall today.... so yeah .. just blame me if something isn't quite right... its generally my damn fault. bratty bytch/out!
Hello Hello Back Again
With another presentation from your main man, Gerard West aka Dante or one more time, if you reviewed my signs made, Miro. So enough with the introductions and let me just...Oh First and foremost, I will be having Video Blogs posted up on progress of the band and me just chatting away. Also, We are still preparing for the release of the album which we have yet to make public. Check Yes Or No, is the new feature on the album. It is what you would say a dance song. I am sure you will love it. But aside from music talk, I have a massive test tomorrow. College is a beast. But I dont fear it. I live for the moment. Be on the lookout. Chained Romance! We are coming for you.
Milk Switch
To help a friend lose weight, I told her that she should switch to lower-fat foods, including skim milk. When she said her family would drink only whole milk, I suggested that she keep their regular container and refill it with skim milk. This worked for quite a while, until her daughter asked one morning whether the milk was okay. "Sure, it's fine," my friend answered, fearing she had been found out. "Why do you ask?" The daughter explained, "Well, according to the expiration date, this milk expired two years ago!"
30k To Level...lots Of Pix And Stash Items
JayB123 {Shadow Leveler}@ fubar
My Lawnmower Death
It was a warm fall day and perfect for the last lawn mowing of the season. I was visiting my mother and she asked if I could mow her yard, which happened to be three acres, for her. I hopped onto the riding mower and briskly did abou eghty-five percent of the lawn. The remaining portion of the lawn was an embankment along the edge of a state road, so I got the push mower ready and then decided to take a quick break. In retrospect I am so glad that I did, due to the fact that it would be the last time I would remember seeing my children and my then pregnant girlfriend for the next two or three days. As I walked outside I remember thinking how lucky I was, not knowing how true that statement would become later that evening. I got the lawnmower and began to finish the lawn. Somewhere close to halfway done I guess I decided to take a nap. I remember dreaming about being in a bed when a gentleman decided to come along and wake me up. He proceeded to inform me that I just so ha
The Commandments
I)THOU SHALL HAVE NO OTHER GOD'S BEFORE ME II)THOU SHALL NOT MAKE UNTO THEE ANY GRAVEN IMAGE III)THOU SHALL NOT TAKE THE NAME OF THE LORD THY GOD IN VAIN IV)REMEMBER THE SABBATH DAY, TO KEEP HOLY V)HONOUR THY FATHER AND THY MOTHER VI)THOU SHALL NOT MURDER VII)THOU SHALL NOT COMMIT ADULTERY VIII)THOU SHALL NOT STEAL IX)THOU SHALL NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS AGAINST THY NEIGHBOR X)THOU SHALL NOT COVET EXODUS 20:3-17
Military K9
The K9 above is Brutus, a military K9 at McChord. He's huge - part Boxer and part British Bull Mastiff and tops the scales at 200 lbs. His handler took the picture. Brutus is running toward me because he knows I have some Milk Bone treats, so he's slobbering away! I had to duck around a tree just before he got to me in case he couldn't stop, but he did. Brutus won the Congressional Medal of Honor last year from his tour in Iraq . His handler and four other soldiers were taken hostage by insurgents. Brutus and his handler communicate by sign language and he gave Brutus the signal that meant 'go away but come back and find me'. The Iraqis paid no attention to Brutus. He came back later and quietly tore the throat out of one guard at one door and another guard at another door. He then jumped against one of the doors repeatedly (the guys were being held in an old warehouse) until it opened. He went in and untied his handler and they all escaped. He's the first K9 to receive th
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To Turn A Better Leaf
If we can plant one more tree Is it possible to set one more animal free? Pick up trash on the road Be more considerate of the environment, instead of being lazy like a toad Remember the true color of the sea? When the air was toxic free Chemical rain from the sky Coming from pollution but why? Is the drinking water still safe to consume? More and more trash will their be anymore room? Houses are being built everywhere Less and less space for wild life indeed a scare Roads cover the land like so In time will their be anywhere for life to grow? When it is hot outside, the sky is not clear Smog is everywhere, soo much to fear Circle of life and the food chain Animals going endangered if not extinct, the world will soon feel the pain In some places fish are dying out Less and less numbers of the things we consume travel about The havok in the years to come Is not even realized by most only a small sum What is their to do to make predictions not so true? If
To My Californian Friends :)
Leveling Help #43
sugarbaby00HeadGReeter@tnt@ fubar 1,500 to level she only has 20 pics but does return the rates lets help her out shes been on this level a long time
I Lost My Best Friend Today...
So,I am usually just a goof...but, I also have feelings...and Im just lost right now..My dog grizzly was hit by a car today. There were severe internal injuries...I had to have him put to sleep...I am not dealing real well with this..my children are all devasted. My little one cried her self to sleep saying over and over..I want Griz. She asked me what color his wings were. I told her since he was a boy they would have to be blue. Grizzly adopted me...3 years ago he showed up at my door with a lil pregnant hound dog... I found his family..they came an got him...he came back to me. Hes been my best friend since then...we needed each other. What am I supposed to do with this hole in my heart..I am so lost...please any advice would be greatly appreciated...along with prayers.
Words I Have Written
Come with me to a place where good people can't go, A place where you can indulge in fantasy. Lose the walls that society has been so kind to enclose us with. On this day of love, let me show you different emotion, Lust. Allow me to pleasure you with sins of the flesh so that we may spend an eternity in hell............... The feel of the cold steel around your wrists, is nothing like the feel of my blade against your chest. Twist and turn if you like, I promise it will only be a scratch.As I slide it between your skin and clothes. Listen, can you hear the bra slice apart, I think you can. I can see the flush in your cheeks, I can hear the soft whimper of excitement. I feel your sharp intake of your breath as i carefully prick your skin, yes, it hurts, but i know you love it. I watch the small trail of blood as it streaks down towards the elastic band of your panties.I can taste your sweetness, the cool metallic copper taste of your blood. I look up and see the passion, wanting and
If Only
Are things right or wrong? Is society weak or strong? Their are rules and guidelines Sentences, tickets and fines Their are laws to follow and obey For a sane world which is not even close to 100% today Where is mom and dad? Unity between the two is slowly leaving most like a fad They are not all to blame When even perfect parents deal with grief and shame All the emotions and fear Search only the tv to find many to appear Music, movies and school have changed their ways Some have seen better days They as well are not the full reason So many feel sorry for themselves and play the blame game its the season The battle of he said she said Why can't everyone be happy and sleep well in bed? All is to be seen is negativity Not exactly the best of scenery For the word love seems so lost at sea Cannot be heard often in the air that is open and free The lack of care is beyond compare If only more people were aware
Banned From Wal-mart
BANNED FROM WAL-MART This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart: Dear Mrs. Samsel, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Samsel are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the wo
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Are There Any "real" Men Out There??
Dating when you're a teenager is painful. Dating when you are a 35 year old single mother is excrutiating! You thnk that a boy can break your heart when you're 16? They can crush you when you're my age! Remember how boys acted back then? All cocksure, arrogant, raging hormones? Add to that 20 years of women who weren't secure enough in their own sexuality to tell them that they aren't the world's greatest lover, 20 years of thinking that they have a magic cock and can preform oral sex with the same skill that an opera singer can perform an aria. First off, where do you meet a "nice" guy? I certainly don't want to hang out in a bar. I don't drink a lot and I don't smoke (anymore, just quit last month, yea me!!) I certainly don't want to date the kind of guy who hangs out in a bar all the time. And the few times that I have gone to bars - to see my friend's band - the guys are all married. One guy I met (totally not wearing a ring) was hitting on me like crazy, telling
Tuesday 10 - 21
Mornin Kiddies Today we had what basically amounts to a grilled cheese with bacon and tomato but made with "toad in the holes" please allow me to explain lolol Ingredients : 2 pieces of bread with a circle cut out of the middle 2 Eggs 3 Slices of Bacon 1/4 tomato julienne 5 oz cheddar cheese shredded Pan Fry the bacon over medium - medium high heat depending on range, (you dont want to burn up the bacon grease that is being rendered out of the bacon) rotate bacon until done to desired crispness, then remove from pan. Add bread with holes let toast 1/2 way on one side then flip and crack eggs into the cutout of the bread, cook until eggs are half set, flip both eggs and bread (at this point theyre toads in hole) add some of the cheese to cover one side of the toad's layer bacon and tomato then add remainder of cheese to top and cover with other "toad" cook just long enough to melt the cheese flip until eggs are to desired doneness and voila.
Monday 10 - 20
Whats shakin Culinary kiddies Today was Open Faced bacon egg cheese and tomato sandwich on a toasted everything bagel. 1 Everything Bagel 4 Strips of cured bacon 2 Eggs 3 oz shredded cheddar cheese 1/4 of sliced tomato 1oz parmesan cheese 1/2 teaspoon of spicy mustard (anyvariety but not ballpark yellow mustard) 1/2 oz sriacha sauce Start by pan frying the bacon over medium heat rotate sides until the bacon is done to desired crispness, remove bacon from the pan. Strain out the bacon through a sieve reserving only the bacon fat. To this particular egg mixture was added 2 eggs spicy brown mustard, part of the cheddar and parmesan cheese and sricaha sauce. Mix together ingredients in bowl and pour into medium heat pan using the reserved bacon fat, keep the pan swirling so as to set the egg via french ommellette style. when egg is almost set add bacon cheese tomatos and cheese again in layers, fold the sides of the ommellette into the middle making a nice pouch. Toas
Uh-oh Mongol...
Raid targets Mongols motorcycle gang http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-mongols22-2008oct22,0,754213.story Brian Vander Brug / Los Angeles Times Those arrested were brought to Montebello Police Department headquarters for booking. Other agencies involved in the investigation were the U.S. Attorney’s Office; the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department; the Las Vegas Metro Police Department; and the federal Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives. Dozens are arrested on federal racketeering charges after a multi-agency investigation. Federal agents also want to seize the Mongols' insignia: 'We're going after their very identity.' By Scott Glover, Los Angeles Times Staff Writer 11:21 AM PDT, October 21, 2008 More than 1,000 heavily armed federal agents and local police fanned out across Southern California and cities in five other states early this morning, arresting dozens of members of the notorious Mongols motorcycle gang on federal racketeering charg
Just Drinkin And Thinkin
well im sttin here thinkin, not shit but im drinkin, chillin in this room, and i feel like im sinkin, forever or never, disect the indevor, so many fallin victim, but i am to clever, divide the juggular, it'll make you feel better, im kissin on ya neck, and it'll make ya pussy wetter, i set her, down and we kiss and rub some more, the next thing you know, got carpet burn from fuckin on the floor, maybe she a whore, but who am i to judge, im a house set in stone, fuck it i won't budge, i been here for many years, drinkin liquor chuggin beers, i already died once, so i live with no fears, if imma get shot, the muthafucka better kill me, and all the real juggalos, fuck it i know you feel me, cuz even if we die, the lotus will bring us back, and we carryin an ax, split you like train tracks, ugh, im to ill to be sane, so i really need help, cuz im to dangerous with a brain, blood stain, like the shit up in ya vains, your heart and soul bleeds out, and
Boobies Boobies Boobies
Starting Wed.Oct 22, Rund to Oct,31 at 11:59 pm fu-time...i will be up for auction once again..The boobie Auction .. So come and bid on my Halloween Treats .... mmmmmmm you might find something you like while your at it show the hostess some lovin Bisexcee~~Owner "Phatty Girls" & "January Birthday Train"~The "Click" Club@ fubar
Leveling Help #42
Ca Teleman@ fubar 7k to level
My Destiny...
It was my destiny to be with you. You are my enchanted love, with a sensational point of view. You give me power. You give me strength. You give me the will to carry on. You are my destiny. And nothing can come between us. You give me hope. You give me a new beginning. You give me a future, with a brand new start. You are my destiny. My one true love. You are my destiny. And nothing can come between us..
Im Finally Back
hey everyone im back sorry i was gone for so long just had alot of stuff going on and havent had time to get on like i used to i know alot of u prob dont reamber me but for u that do im back
Throwin The Towel In
Have you ever wondered why you can't throw the towel in on a particular situation ??? I was like a dog with a bone in one particular case. But, what the hell was the point. Sometimes the forces are against us for a reason. Have you ever gotten yourself into a situation where you kept tripping over, and getting up to try and move on, without actually thinking about why you may have tripped. And you just kept tripping, over and over and over. Getting up trying and trying and trying. Then one day you realise you need to ask a question. Why do I keep tripping over ??? Why are there so many stumbling blocks. And moreover, What the F&ck Is Going on ???? I was like that with my marriage. My God no one can say I didn't try. I tolerated and tolerated, I changed and I tinkered with my personality. But there was just this brick wall that kept coming at me. And every time I got over one, there in front of me was another. And then, the worst thing of all happened,
The Lord's Prayer
OUR FATHER WHO ART IN HEAVEN. HALLOWED BE THY NAME. THY KINGDOM COME. THY WILL BE DONE ,ON EARTH AS IT IS IN HEAVEN. GIVE US ARE DAY OUR DAILY BREAD. AND FORGIVE US OUR DEBTS. AS WE ALSO FORGIVE OUR DEBTORS. AND LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION. BUT DELIVER US FROM EVIL. FOR THINE IS THE KINGDOM. AND THE POWER AND THE GLORY, FOREVER AMEN
You Lot Really S...
Should go do this :) ATTENTION ALL BOMBERS, FAMILY AND FRIENDS! WE ONLY NEED 12K COMMENTS TO MAKE ♥§è×ý ßåbý ßlµè Êýè$ VIP AGAIN! HE IS ALWAYS ONE TO GIVE LOVE AND PLENTY OF IT! ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS JUST CLICK ON ANY PICTURE AND IT WILL TAKE YOU TO THE PICTURE FOR THE GIVEAWAY! COME ON NOW LADIES! WHO CAN'T RESIST THOSE SEXY BLUE EYES! YOU'RE JUST A CLICK AWAY FROM HELPING AN AWESOME HUNK! LOOK THAT SMILE YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T RESIST! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JUST CLICK ON ANY OF THE ABOVE PICTURES TO HELP MAKE HIM VIP AGAIN! LET'S SHOW HIM HOW MUCH WE LOVE HIM SO HE CAN GET THIS BACK ON HIS PROFILE! *************************************************** WHILE YOU'RE THERE PLEASE SHOW THE HOST SOME LOVE R/F/A HIM IF HE'S NOT ON YOUR LIST! THANKS SO MUCH!!! ~GARY~SHADOWLEVELER~SPANKERS~OWNED BY BOOBOO & SCARLETT~BOOBOO'S FOREVER~ ************************************This Pimp Out Brought to you by:χ
Today On The Planet: Revolution Number 9.............
WWW.ARCPHOENIX.COM.....The Future Is Now....... This month marks the nine year anniversary of PlanetChrisley.com and it's first as a social site. For years, The Planet was an online music, video, article, radio, and site network (The Planet Network) that catered to music, movies, entertainment, and politics. Now in its ninth year The Planet will become ROCK AFTER DARK starting with a new online campaign in the midst of a whole wave of new sites that sister it in addition to the parent companies Imperial Alliance Corporation, Estarr Chrisley becoming ARC PHOENIX CORPORATION, the company behind the flash designer ArcPhoenixDesign.com. Chrisley is also conceding to fully staff this 13th version of The Planet dubbed "Lucky 13" rockabilly and a Beatles Revolution Number 9 theme having a stream of teches working the new version of the social site and its networks. Most on here know this as a new MySpace account but the original Planet promo MySpace started in 2004 along with official mu
Chained Romance
So today Chained Romance (Me and my cousins band) completed yet another song to add to the album. The single is titled "Without Me" and we have plans on it being a favorite among the fans. We've begun instrumentals on the track and it should be a complete product by the beginning of January. Stay tuned for more Chained Romance updates!
Did You Actually Belive I Wouldnt Be Back??
Hi...I have auto 11's on so if the spirit moves you and you would like to rate me that willl get us both points. THAT IS A PERSON IN MY SHOUT ASKING FOR HELP! WHATS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE? I WILL RATE WHO I WANT REGARDLESS IF THEY HAVE A AUTO 11 OR NOT! AND DONT GO ASKING AND SAYING THAT IT HELPS ME I AM CONTENT WHERE I AM AT GODFATHER THERE IS NO OTHER LEVELS ABOVE IT! I DO NOT CARE IF I EVER GET ANOTHER POINT ON HERE AND QUITE FRANKLY IF FUBAR FROZE ME AT GF I WOULD BE A VERY HAPPY CAMPER! I HELP WHO I HELP BECAUSE ONE THEY NEED IT AND TWO I LOVE DOING IT I AM NOT HERE LOOKING FOR POINTS . THAT GOAL HAS BEEN REACHED AND I THANK EVERYONE FOR HELPING ME GET HERE! YES I WILL HELP ANYONE GET ABOVE GF BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN I WANT IT RETURNED. GIVE YOUR RATES TO SOMEONE WHO ONE NEEDS EM AND TWO TO SOMEONE WHO WANTS THEM! AS USUAL ALL COMMENTS ARE WANTED AND IF BY CHANCE I OFFENEDED YOU TO THE POINT OF THE BUTTON GO FOR IT.I DONT NEED A LIST TO KNOW WHO MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY
Republicans, They Fight Dirty!!!
Hinckley to be released You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980s. Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, extremely jealous, and in his twisted mind, loved Jodie Foster to the point that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan. There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been rehabilitated. Consequently, you may appreciate the following letter from John McCain that the staff at the mental 20facility, treating Hinckley, reports to have intercepted this past weekend: To: John Hinckley From: John McCain My wife and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our fine country's new spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a bilateral consensus of compassion and forgiveness throughout. My wife Cindy and I want you to
Trickydicks Bully
Have you met my owners Yet? Two VERY VERY BIG SWEET HEARTS!!! ♥xmasbaby73♥DEVOTED 2 the MOST HANDSOME and AMAZING man EVER *TAPPINIT*perv his page@ fubar Carolvision63 ~ ‍ owned by Ponyboy0827 ‍~ ♥ Greeter @ The Ace Cafe ♥ ~and~ own@ fubar Please Fan Rate Add Them!!! Bully brought to you by the one and only Dick!! ?®ÎÇk¥ÐÏÇK~})i({'§ ߺº~ÕwñÈРߥ Xm@$ߪߥ73 & ?????@ fubar (repost of original by 'ד®ÎÇk¥ÐÏÇK~})i({'§ ߺº~ÕwñÈРߥ Xm@$ߪߥ73 & çÁ®ÔLviSîÒÑ63' on '2008-10-21 12:08:33')
100,000 Fubuck Contest
Enter our BODYSHOT contest now just write the words polygam rulez anywhere on your body, in any media, paing, crayon, chocky syrum (mmmmm) and then take a pic and put it in a folder i can rip it from. the winner will be shown in a special folder called polygams hotties and the winner each month (last day of the month) will recieve 100,000 fu-bucks this is an ongoing contest each month so get your entrys in NOW for the end of october!! xoxo Polygam
Leveling Help #41
DragonsPrincess CoOwner@TheDragonsHorde & TheJunglePanther FuWife2DJ Dragon281@ fubar 11k to level
My Opinion
Ever heard the saying "that's the pot calling the kettle black"? Well that is what many people on Fubar are doing now. You get on here and you rant and rave about how you rate people over and over again and you never get anything in return. Let me ask you a question. Are you doing any different yourself? Some of you are not and I know this from a first hand experience. I have spent hours rating your pics and stash when you have and when you don't have auto 11s. And what do I get in return? Not one damned thing!!!! Some of you people call yourself my friends. What do I now call you? Greedy users just like half the other people on Fubar. Last week I took the time to delete the people on my friend's list that I thought were the users, but I can see now that some of what I thought were my friends should have been deleted too. So now it's back to the delete button. Some of you will be surprised. But I have no time for drama or users in my life. I had my last auto 1
Thank You All
I have to thank all of you who responded to my blog about my friend Bob. Thanks to all of you who contacted me offering prayers and support and to those of you who did not contact me but thought of me and/or my friend. He phoned me himself a short while ago and he is home and just fine. I cannot express in words to you all just how grateful and happy I am. Good friends are hard to come by, and I thank God everyday for mine. Thanks as well, of course, to my family, who knows Bob and prayed too.
10/21/08
The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time. — Abraham Lincoln Joy is the best makeup. — Anne Lamott Kind words do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much. — Blaise Pascal
What You Should Know Before You Vote
What you should know before you vote Before you hit the polls, get Obama's book and read it. In his book he admits to being racist against white people, even those in his family and he makes threats that he's going to be a terrorist if he's not elected president. I don't expect anybody to take my word for it, all I'm gonna say is read his book before you vote. Everything he's saying on tv is a lie and his religious leader even busted him out. Since when is it ok for a terrorist to run our country? And the company he chooses to keep, he shouldn't be allowed to run because it's a conflict of interest. He can't even keep his lies about his association with them straight...he gives different excuses everytime he's questioned about it....big red flag people. Don't be sheep, educate yourself, read his book and make an informed decision.
Ok All Up I Am In Another Auction
HEY ALL i AM IN ANOTHER AUCTION!!!.CK THIS OUT IF YOU WANT TO OWN ME FOR A MONTH OR SEE WHAT I AM OFFERINF CLICK ON THIS LINK =D THE AUCTION ENDS ON HALLOWEEN!!! http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=1608789&albumid=1265908&i=3623629093&idx=1#2500833830
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Love
Infantile love follows the principle: "I love because I am loved." Mature love follows the principle: "I am loved because I love." Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I love you."
For Those Rating Folks With Auto 11's Running
First I want to thank everyone that has stopped by my page during my auto 11s. you all rock. On to the real reason for this blog post. I've seen a few folks bitching about those running auto 11s not returning the fu love (noone on my friends list). I don't know about others but I get an average of 250 rates every 5-10 minutes. Thats all the bar tab can handle before it starts scrolling off the screen. So, in the course of a day I'm sure i miss many many folks stopping by to rate me. If you don't msg me (like i ask in my status msg) letting me know you stopped by, I have no way of knowing you rated anything. I try my darndest to hit everyone up that I know of, but I can't return your rates if you don't let me know. Ok, getting off my soap box now. I now return you to your regularly scheduled rating. lol
Pimp Out Blog #8 Ðj G¥þ§¥, HÈÄÐgrÈȆÈr Ć §Ì׆h §Èñ§È
ÐJ G¥þ§¥, HÈÄÐGRÈȆÈR Ć §Ì׆H §Èñ§È@ fubar hey everybody my cool and good friend ÐJ G¥þ§¥, HÈÄÐGRÈȆÈR Ć §Ì׆H §Èñ§È needs help to level up to henchman from fubarlord at the momentso please show her some fubar loving on everything she has and she'll return the love to you all she's got stash items and blogs and lots of pics sop feel fre to show her fubar loving people and rate hr profile and her pics and her blogs 10's and rate stash items thumbs up and become her fan and if you don't have her on your friends list add her people she's my cool friend on here from Bruce
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R€ÐMÄÑ/Enforcer@hideaway@ fubar
Help Please
Im really curious about all the really cool morphing pics of people on this site and I was wondering if anyone would like to reccomend a web site that does that stuff. (i.e. pic of me 'morphing' into a sexy vampire...or a fairy...etc) Thanks so much! xoxoxoxo ;)
Words Cant Even Describe
Words can't even describe the thanks that I am sending out to each and every one of you that helped me on my auto-11. I am in awe and strictly amazed!! You guys blew the roof off of this one! I had many people telling me thanks I leveled because of your pictures, where as I am thinking, thanks you got me a BIG step closer to Oracle. I have some before and after pics to post here, its amazing!! As I started the auto-11, I took a screen-shot. Then I screen-shot right after the auto's had ended! Now notice that, that is 2,978,365 knocked off!! I swear, if I didn't see you or give you some type of thanks, please let me know so I can return some love!!!! Thanks you all so much! Tawnya
Level Up Luv
HEY Y'ALL!WHAT'S UP? SINCE I'M TRYIN TO LEVEL UP..I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP.WHEN YOU BECOME A FAN,THEN COMMENT MY PICS & MY PROFILE PAGE,..bling! bling! bling me please!! YOU'LL BECOME PART OF MY FAMILY!TRUST ME! IT'S SOOO WORTH IT! ONLY MY FANS & FAMILY WILL HAVE ACCESS TO SOME OF MY COOLEST PICS! I added some new ones and a couple of really sweet pics too! Y'ALL ALSO WILL GET A SPECIAL GIFT FROM LIL 'OL MOI,PICKED OUT JUST FOR YOU! SO, DON'T FORGET TO BECOME A FAN,MAKE THOSE COMMENTS AND RATES FOR MY PICS!!SEND A REALLY COOL GIFT IF YOU ARE A TRUE FAN! Y'ALL HELP A SOUTHERN GAL OUT & HOLLA BACK NOW, YA HEAR? XOXOXOXOXO MANY BLESSINGS,
How To Make A Woman Happy
How to keep a woman happy... Oh what a man must go through............. How to make a woman happy? It's not difficult. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 44. give her compliments regularly 45. love shopping 46. be honest (white lies oka
Could You Use $2100 To Pay Your Mortgage?
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The Way You Left Me
ALL I HAD LEFT WHERE SOME BILLS, A BED CRAMMED INTO THE CORNER, AND MY BOOKS. WHEN I OPEN THEM, I CLOSED YOU . THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERED. ~ I WANTED HEMINGWAY'S INSANITY, GINSBERG'S SOFTNESS, AND POE'S PEN. I WANTED TO DRINK LIKE BUKOWSKI, TO SHOOT DOPE LIKE BURROUGHS, AND FUCK LIKE MILLER. I GAVE IT MY BEST, AND IT GOT ME HERE. ~ IT ALLOWED ME TO WEAR BLUE COLLARS AND SWEEP FLOORS, AND SWEAT ALONE, AND SHARE SOME WORD THAT MATTERED ONLY TO ME. ~ IF I'D HAVE KNOW THAT ALL THOSE PAGES AND ALL THOSE WORDS WOULD HAVE BOILED DOWN TO THIS? I WOULD HAVE STOPPED READING LONG AGO. ~ NOW IT'S TO LATE, I'M TIRED, AND IT'S TIME TO GO TO BED.
Why The Economy Fares Much Better Under Democrats
Why the economy fares much better under Democrats By Larry M. Bartels Larry M. Bartels Tue Oct 21, 4:00 am ET Princeton, N.J. – John McCain is a maverick and Barack Obama is a postpartisan problem-solver. But you wouldn't know it by looking at their economic plans. Both candidates' proposals faithfully reflect the traditional economic priorities of their respective parties. That makes the track records of past Democratic and Republican administrations a very useful benchmark for assessing how the economy might perform under a President McCain or a President Obama. The bottom line: During the past 60 years, Democrats have presided over much less unemployment and much more robust income growth. The $52.5 billion plan Senator McCain announced last week includes $36 billion in tax breaks for senior citizens withdrawing funds from retirement accounts and $10 billion for a reduction in the capital gains tax. Those are perks for investors, most of whom are relatively affluent. (McCain is a
I'm Participating In The 15th Annual Rays Of Hope Walk On October 26th
Help Me Raise Funds Towards A Cure of Breast Cancer! I'm raising funds for the Rays of Hope - A Walk Toward the Cure of Breast Cancer. Please follow the link to visit my webpage! Remember, you can forward the site to your friends and family who might be interested in signing up as walkers or "virtual" 10,000 Steps To A Cure walkers or who may just want to donate. Use the Friends Asking Friends link to e-mail them! Thank You! Megan Follow This Link to visit my personal web page and help me in my efforts to support Baystate Health Foundation/Rays of Hope! Click here for Megan's Webpage!
Check Out My Stash
what up ya'll i added some new stash videos from my favorite movies or songs so please rate them and leave a comment :) thank you
A Few Of My Fav Songs
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Little Fox The Thief
Little fox little fox…with your bright emerald eyes… Do you see them lurking, can you hear their spies? Can you detect their approach, with ultra sonic ears… Carrying guns, bowie knives, katanas and spears. They’ve come for your coat, to steal off your skin… So you can be shown as a most formidable win. You’ll be present at high tea, balls, and suave Arabic socials… Petted and stroked as a revered trophy to locals. Dressed to the 9’s, will be your assistance… But you’re just a dog, even with their persistence. You eat your vermin, ermine, rat and vole… Sleep in the dirt; make a home of a hole. Perhaps they’re confused…maybe you’re just a 4 legged bat? ...Or a crack hallucination? “Could have just been a …” Your sweet carrion breath, and gleaming white teeth… With my heart, little fox, you’ve become a thief.
Marriage Vs Single
THere is a reason why so many people view marriage as a "cage", "prison", etc. It seems like nowadays being married means instantly getting a siamese twin attached to you, or having a secret service police on you 24/7. That has to follow you everywhere you go, that you have to tell everything you do, and that forever embeds himself/herself in your life, altering any decisions you might want to make INDEPENDENTLY. I got married because I enjoyed spending time with that person, sharing various experiences, talking about nonsense together, people watching,etc. I did not marry someone to monitor my every move, report all my activities to, cater to, give endless orders masked as advice. Someone once wrote that the day you get married is a day you have to sacrifice your freedoms for love. Huh? While it might work for a couple of months, eventually a person's need for individuality and privacy would take over, and drive them insane. I have seen so many seemingly happy couples th
My Imikimis
Hey there! I know most of you have used imikimi.com to add some fun to your pictures... and if you haven't used it, then you've likely seen some. well, I sit here bored most of the day, so I have been creating my own original designs... I would really like it if you were to check out my designs ** http://imikimi.com/PurpleJ3nn ** ... and please give me some feedback. Thanks! Oh, and if you have any requests for a personalized imikimi, feel free to ask; I'd like to give it a shot. (no, I haven't gotten into the morphing photos yet...)
Dreams Of Death
I lie in wait for the coming darkness I hear the subtle sounds of death's cry I listen to the screams of lost soul's caress I begin to wander through the dark woods of night I run in fear of being caught by a strange shadow I look back only to see nothing waiting for me I wonder what it is i'm searching for, a widow? I look ahead and spot a light, dancing and moving free I begin to breath heavily from my flight I thrust another blade deeply into the fog of sadness I twist it coldly without fear of fright I bear forth the dark blood of dreadeness I wander further into the woods, asking what's best I look upon the face of my pursuer and scream I go cold as a blade soars through my chest I stare blankly as i understand the meaning of Death's Dream
Thank You All.. Docs Report Of The Day!
Hi! Well most of you are probably wondering what happened at todays' doctor appt.. GOOD NEWS BAD NEWS, but Isn't it always like that? Bad news first I guess,,, he seemed to think maybe going a year with out Botox shots didn't do me any good.( THANK YOU INSURANCE COMPANY FOR FIGHTING BILLS AND ME BEING DENIED MEDICAL TREATMENT SO MUCH NEEDED!!! Stress, might be a big factor, that muscles may have tightened up so much around nerves I lost feeling n control of my limbs. Plus a medication reaction, that made me walk n talk like I had been drinking that put me into the hospital Good News: Botox shots were given. But probably with only 60% positive note at this time. ( Time will tell )So, I went through about 30 shots today in the head, under the skull, in the traps, upper spine, traps, shoulders, armpits,and head. Being I have gone so long without them I may only see a 60% chance success rate at this time. I am to call him in a month let him know how I am doing. And he will see if he ca
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Why Trickle Down Works
Why "trickle down" works, well aside from the physics that states "trickle up" as Obama says, isn't gravitationally possibly, this notion that giving the middle and lower class more, and more tax cuts, and rebates and expecting it to go up to the richest, is just poor thinking. Prime reason number one, in order to give out this tax "cut" you first have to pay tax. If we look at the average middle to low class working individual we find that we hardly pay tax to begin with. If I am correct the middle and low class workers pay less than 5% of the total income tax to the federal government. It is also correct to say that the top 50% of working people pay virtually all of the income taxes, and the top 10% pay nearly 80%. That should speak volume to any logical thinking person with good common sense. Just those facts tell us that we pay very little as it is, so how can we get this "tax cut" under Obama? The answer is, you can't, plain and simple. The only way we average working familie
The Rules Of Love..
1. Oral Sex does not count. 2. If you can't remember the person's name the following day, doesn't count. 3. If you failed to call the person back to have more sex, doesn't count. 4. If neither of you achieved orgasm, doesn't count. 5. Sex with a friend, doesn't count, it's just another thing you share. 6. If the act was so lame, you leave thinking "did I shave my legs for this", doesn't count. 7. An old flame, doesn't count. 8. An ex-spouse, doesn't count ,refer to this as a "pity ****". 9. Masturbating in front of someone while they do the same, sorry, not sex...not cheating. 10. Cyber-sex - NO WAY - this is glorified masturbation. 11. Two heterosexual women having fun, not sex. 12. Kissing body parts is not cheating. 13. An act to make a married person feel good about themselves, not sex, BUT only if you do not know their significant other. 14. An act committed while you were intoxicated, doesn't count. 15. An act committed with a family memb
Me In Pr0n
So Vince told me that he found some chick in a porno that was my dead ringer. I can see it a lil.
Heater Salute :p
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Traffic Laughs
* Freeway congestion is getting so bad, you can change a tire without losing your place in line. * All across the country rush hour traffic is bumper to bumper. The next thing they'll be selling is anti-perspirant to put under your car's fenders. * Traffic is always heavy in both directions. There are just as many people trying to get to whatever you're trying to get away from. * You have mixed feelings when you see an opening in rush hour traffic. You're glad for the opening, but you wonder who died. * It's useless to print roadmaps anymore. You just get on the highway and go wherever the other cars take you. * The only way to get home from work on time is to take the day off... even then, you're cutting it close. * Traffic is so bad nowadays, a pedestrian is someone in a hurry. * You can sit on the highways forever. In fact, some places have little exit ramps where you can pull over and make a car payment. * During rush hour the only way you can change lanes i
Two Trees And A Woodpecker
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one: Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.
Uncle Kracker- Drift Away
Day after day I'm more confused Then I look for the light through the pourin' rain You know, that's a game, that I hate to lose I'm feelin' the strain, ain't it a shame [CHORUS:] Give me the beat boys and free my soul I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away Give me the beat boys and free my soul I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away Won't you take me away Beginin' to think, that I'm wastin' time And I don't understand the things I do The world outside looks so unkind And I'm countin' on you, you can carry me through Give me the beat boys and free my soul I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away Give me the beat boys and free my soul I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away Won't you take me away And when my mind is free You know your melody can move me And when I'm feelin' blue The guitars come through to soothe me Thanks for the joy you've given me I want you to know that I believe in you
Rebel Lady
I WOULD LIKE TO THINK ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY FOR HELPING HER LEVEL TO FUQUEEN!!! ~Rebel Lady~™@ fubar THANKS SO MUCH! THE WATCHER
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Just Hold Me
Not many have ever known and if I tell - who would believe? There's nothing I can call my own not even the things I have achieved. It's always better that way All that is aching inside It's better for it to stay - covered up with hurt's pride. All in good time I will open the gate of this little heart of mine in a moment of fate. For a soul that's been torn and a heart controlled by other there's not much you can do But to hold me in your arms.
Sister Hazel- All For You
Finally I figured out But it took a long, long time But now there's a turnabout Maybe 'cause I'm trying There's been times, I'm so confused All my roads, They lead to you I just can't turn and walk away It's hard to say what it is I see in you Wonder if I'll always be with you But words can't say, And I can't do Enough to prove, It's all for you I thought I'd seen it all 'Cause it's been a long, long time But then we'll trip and fall Wondering if I'm blind [Pre-chorus] [Chorus] Rain comes pouring down Falling from blue skies Words without a sound Coming from your eyes Finally I figured out But it took a long, long time But now there's a turnabout Maybe cause I'm trying [Pre-chorus] [Chorus-Chorus] It's hard to say It's hard to say It's all for you
Linkin Park- Bleed It Out
Yeah here we go for the hundredth time Hand grenade pins in every line Throw 'em up and let something shine Going out of my fucking mind Filthy mouth, no excuse Find a new place to hang this noose String me up from atop these roofs Knot it tight so i won't get loose Truth is you can stop and stare Run myself out and no one cares Dug the trench out laid down there With a shovel up out of reach somewhere Yeah, someone pour it in Make it a dirt dance floor again Say your prayers and stomp it out When they bring that chorus in [Chorus] I bleed it out digging deeper Just to throw it away I bleed it out digging deeper Just to throw it away I bleed it out digging deeper Just to throw it away Just to throw it away Just to throw it away I bleed it out [End Chorus] Go stop the show Choppy words and a sloppy flow Shotgun opera lock and load Cock it back and then watch it go Mama help me I've been cursed Death is rolling in every verse
A Cup Of Tea For Daddy:
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident . Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of 'tea', which was just water . After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home . My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up . Then she says, (as only a mother would know . . . :) 'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?'
Hinder- Lips Of An Angel
Honey why you calling me so late? It's kinda hard to talk right now. Honey why are you crying? Is everything okay? I gotta whisper 'cause I can't be too loud Well, my girl's in the next room Sometimes I wish she was you I guess we never really moved on It's really good to hear your voice saying my name It sounds so sweet Coming from the lips of an angel Hearing those words it makes me weak And I never wanna say goodbye But girl you make it hard to be faithful With the lips of an angel It's funny that you're calling me tonight And, yes, I've dreamt of you too And does he know you're talking to me Will it start a fight No I don't think she has a clue Well my girl's in the next room Sometimes I wish she was you I guess we never really moved on It's really good to hear your voice saying my name It sounds so sweet Coming from the lips of an angel Hearing those words it makes me weak And I never wanna say goodbye But girl you make it hard to be faithful
She Owns Me, Show Her Love!
Rate her! Fan her! Bling her! She's the newest member to my "Family", and a lovely lady, so show her all the love you can! She deserves nothing but the best, so don't let me down! Or I'll hunt you down and carve your heart with a spoon. 8-P Cherriez@ fubar
Another Fubar Gayness
can someone tell me why when I try to look at my OWN NSFW, it tells me that the pic is private and I have to go to user's page? Fuckin Fubar fucktards.
Bad Boys Ii With Crockett's Theme Remix
Ne Ideas Anyone ?
ok anyone got a clu why i cant view MY OWN pics tells me its private go to users page ... WTF ????
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Reminiscing
He remembers how it used to be When he had you by his side. He remembers the nights you kept him warm And He still feels the love that never died. He remembers the smile you wore That always made his heart race. He remembers the smoothness of your skin, And every single line of your face. He remembers the comfort of your presence When he had nowhere else to go. He remembers the warm spring memories And watching all the flowers grow. He remembers the cold winter days When even the ice melted at your touch. He remembers the autumn drives, And watching the leaves change...you enjoyed it so much. He remembers the long summer evenings When your laughter filled the air. He remembers the love he has for you, but now you're gone...and it's just not fair.
Sex
the good start would be at your ears. gently kissing them. working my way to the neck to lick and kiss it. then down slowly to u'r breasts. licking, kissing, sucking the nipples one by one. Gently nibbling them and pulling them with my mouth. Then slowly, making my way down your stomach to the belly button, lingering there to tease you by licking around the edge. Finally getting to that sweet pussy. licking gently around the edge of the lips. kissing the clit, and slowly taking it in my mouth to roll it on my tongue ring while i suck it. As I let go of your clit long enough to suck the outer lips then slowly slide my tongue deep inside your pussy and tongue-fuck the hole. Reaching deep inside and finding that spot to make you gush forth your juices all over my tongue. It would be a never ending cycle...from pussy hole, to lips, to clit, and back to the pussy hole....fucking you with my tongue as I reach under your sexy ass and slide two fingers deep up inside your asshole. I'd
Resting
Just a quick update. The surgery went well yesterday. Mom says she is in alot of pain but intends on being out of bed tomorrow. She sends her love to all her friends and says she misses you and will be back with you soon. Once she is out of ICU I will take her laptop to her so she can let you all know how she is doing personally God Bless
I Mean Wtf!
Ok so i'm running for spotlight! I see someone offering fubucks for every 100 comments. So at first i only leave 100 comments.... fubucks are sent with this message..... Well I commented 300 more the next day thanking I would get paid for them!!! He status had also said 105k for every 100 comments. Well I private messaged after everyone 100 comments!!! I wait go to work. I get up today and ask if I will get the fubucks and this is what his reply was: So thanks to this I will no longer help bomb people for bucks. Just wanted everyone to be leery the next time you want to help someone for fu-bucks! ~SexyMel~
Wings Of The Angels
A gentle wind blew cross the land Reaching out to take a hand For on the winds the angels came Calling out a mother's name. Left behind, the children's tears Loving memories of the years Of joy and love, a life well spent And now to God a mother's sent. On angel's wings, a heavenly flight The journey home, towards the light To those who weep, a life is gone But in God's love, 'tis but the dawn.
Thoughts
Why does this darkness creep through the night like a stain on my soul as it stalks me I wait. I wait as it sneeks up on me to steal me like a thief in the night as I cry out in the dark ..Please there must be some rescue from this dark cold oblivion around me with no light.. Then as I gaze I spot a light in the distance faint and warm it glows giving me hope and washing away all of my fears but then it flickers and dies leaving me in dispare and anguish . My soul crys out for the day the light and the warmth return to my life but till then my soul will slowly bleed and die till the return of the light i will dream while the darkness comes and creeps to steal me away to oblivion once again
Cell Bck On Torrow
HEY ALL CELL BE BCK ON TORROW SO ONLY BE AT LIBARY LIKE 2 WK CHECK MESS U WANT ME IM ME ON MY YAHOO. neoserenity08 it be bck on torrow after 11 30am centrale time love u all
How To Control Your Burnout!
Okay, let's define what we're talking about here. Burnouts done on a motorcycle, no feet on the ground. I'm assuming you can already do a burnout, so we'll skip the basics of getting the front tire to stick to the road whilst the rear tire spins madly. We'll just cover the really good stuff-- how to directionally control that fishtailing bike you're on. First things first-- spinning the rear tire is what gives the back of the bike some lateral freedom. When it's not spinning at all, you can apply a large side load to the bike and there is no drift at all. But when the rear tire is spinning at some velocity relative to the road surface, any side loads the bike experiences will cause some amount of rear wheel drift. The faster the tire spins, the slicker the tire and road, and the larger the side load on the bike, the greater the drift velocity will be. So, what side loads (forces) are there on the bike? Gravity-- the rear always wants to drift downhill. Turni
Almost 15 Yrs Ago
This Sucks
well this sucks i am a level 10 trying to out do my sister and bro in-law and now i can move from level till i post a salute i mean i can but i don't have a cam right now so this totally blows well beside that my day has been ok had to clean up a little and then went to a DR app which i hate i said i have some panic attacks and they send me to a shrink and she keep telling me that she was not a shrink but that what they all say when u go to them so u can feel like your special or something like that all we did was just got the basics and then she ask if i smoke we ya i do and she said that i need to quit some time than i hear her talking to the other nurse and she told her that next time she sees me that put it down as an intervention wtf why i need one of those this sucks last time i tell the DR anything i hate them i go back to what i was before i moved up here only go to the DR when i cant stand the pain any more well i am babysitting i need to get off this damn computer
For Dalton & Austin
A mothers touch, A mommys kiss, Grieving boys, You're greatly missed. An empty house, An empty chair, A mothers love, No longer there. A broken heart, Tear filled eyes, Another soul to fill the sky. Many memories in thier mind, Some they laugh, Some they cry. The times they shared, The laughs they had, Things They miss when they think of you. Realizing that's all they have to hold on too, Only memories, Of what once was you. Missing your laugh, they will never again hear. That is the reality that fills them with so much fear. No more smile on your face, No more warmth of your embrace. The last hug, The last kiss, The last "goodbye" leaves them with one last wish... To have you, here today, Never to leave your sons this way. A mothers touch, A mommys kiss, Grieving boys, YOU'RE GREATLY MISSED!
Welfare Poem
Welfare Poem > > > I cross ocean, > poor and broke, > Take bus, > see employment folk. > > Nice man treat me > good in there, > Say I need to > see welfare. > > Welfare say, > 'You come no more, > We send cash > right to your door.' > > Welfare checks, > they make you wealthy, > Medicaid it keep > you healthy! > > By and by, > I get plenty money, > Thanks to you, > American dummy. > > Write to friends > in motherland, > Tell them 'come > fast as you can.' > > They come in turbans > and Ford trucks, > I buy big house > with welfare bucks > > They come here, > we live together, > More welfare checks, > it gets better! > > Fourteen families, > they moving in, > But neighbor's patience > wearing thin. > > Finally, white guy > moves away, > Now I buy his house, > and then I say, > 'Find more aliens > for house to rent.' > And in the yard > I put a tent. > > Send for family > they just trash, > But they, too, > draw the
Party..or Not To Party
I turn 24 tomorrow, and want to have a good time, but im working thursday. I think I'll pop open some Dom & see what my buddies plans are. Ya..
My Poem... To Describe My Life..
Can you tell I'm in love By the way that I smile By the way that I say That the pain was worthwhile Can you tell I feel happy By the way that I write No more poetry smeared with tears No more crying at night Can you tell life is finally Becoming better All because He and I are together Can you tell that I dont want him to go away That I dont want him to leave my side Can you tell that because of him Everything is finally alright!!
Through A Droideka's Eyes
Today … As I got to go to Sunday’s showing of the animated “Star Wars: The Clone Wars” at our discounted Oak Park Theatre here in Minot (if I’d had to pay for the ticket, it would have cost three dollars, but Mary had a free ticket that I got in exchange for letting her and Martha see “Mamma Mia” again, an experience this humble chronicler can do without), it occurred to me that the last time I’d gone to a Star Wars movie by myself was nine years ago in Florida. I saw “The Phantom Menace” shortly after it came out at another discount theatre in Palatka Mall. I remember it was in May 1999 because 1) that’s when the movie debuted and 2) a month later I wrecked my car and didn’t drive for three years. It was also the movie that debuted this entry’s title characters, the droidekas. For you non-Star Wars fans, they’re the robots (called droids, short for “androids” due to their being made in the image of their creators – you only get to see their creators outside the movie in Expan
Leveling Help 40
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Oh The Horror!!!
AMC is having a week long horror movie marathon starting this Thursday. Who besides me will be watching? I think the bad ones are the best because they are so much fun to poke fun at.
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Improved Sex Life
My husband and I were talking on our way home from Beaverton after visiting the Stars Cabaret strip club and we both came to the conclusion that even though we had a very imaginative and active sex life before, it has really stepped up a notch over the past year or so, especially since we have been visiting strip clubs. It is loads of fun going to the strip clubs and getting hit on by the dancers and knowing that it is arousing my husband for them doing so. It has also improved our communication regarding sex by going to the strip clubs, because not only do we talk about the dancers but we also have found it easier to talk to one another about our fantasies and what we would like to receive and give to one another when it comes to our sex. It is very arousing watching some of the better dancers excite the audience sitting stage side with the looks they give the guys (and the women) as their form of flirtatious entertainment. There were two very sexy Hispanic girls at the Beave
Dj'ing In Tranquility Bass Lounge
Come on in, sit down, have a few drinks and listen to the awesome tunes that are playing. All genre of music is played, you can even make requests. (repost of original by 'DJ Cooey Co-Owner@Tranquility Bass-R/L Hubby to DJ Cutie' on '2008-10-21 12:25:16')
A Firefighters Wife
Chasing flames and saving lives is a firefighters thrill; And I'll do this job, the best I can, with the Lords grace and will. But even though I love the flames, the excitement, and the roar; There's someone waiting back home for me, that I love even more. My best friend, my soul mate, she is the love of my life. I am so very grateful that she is my wife. She understands the job I do, but how she hates it so. I hear her cries, and see her tears, each time I have to go. As I race to the fire, to battle the beast, I wonder how she is; And pray to God, to let me return, to feel her tender kiss. I know she won't sleep, with her heart filled with strife, She knows why I must leave her, to go and risk my life. She would only have to say the word and I would walk away; And never fight another fire, or keep the beast at bay. But I know that's something she'll never do, she loves the man I am. She's proud of me for the lives I save and for my helping
I Wish You Could
I Wish You Could I wish you could see the sadness of a business-man as his livelihood goes up in flames, or that family returning home, only to find their house and belongings damaged or destroyed. I wish you could know what it is like to search a burning bedroom for trapped children, flames rolling above your head, your palms and knees burning as you crawl, the floor sagging under your weight as the kitchen beneath you burns. I wish you could comprehend a wife's horror at 3 a.m. as I check her husband of 40 years for a pulse and find none. I start CPR anyway, hoping to bring him back, knowing intuitively that it is too late. But wanting his wife and family to know everything possible was done. I wish you knew the unique smell of burning insulation, the taste of soot filled mucus, the feeling of intense heat through your turnout gear, the sound of flames crackling, the eeriness of being able to see absolutely nothing in dense smoke ~ sensations that I have become too fami
A Fireman's Life
A Fireman’s Life A fireman's life is one big surprise, Usually he laughs, sometimes he cries. There's always stress, toil and strife, Hoping he's good enough to save just one life. His wife understands, when he misses dinner, If he runs out of church, don't think he's a sinner. Answering a call, is tops on his list, Regretting each one he's ever missed. He tries and tries, but can't make us see, The happiest men, still work for free. Jumping from bed, fighting the cold, Knowing what to do, without being told. He rushes to the station, jumps on a truck. Depending on skill, never on luck. Putting his life on the line, for an unknown friend, Hoping and praying, it won't be the end. "The Bravest Men in the World", the title is fitting, They all do their best, never come close to quitting. Next time you see them, all their lights blinking, Take just a minute, to think what they're thinking. It's a hard job, so show them you care, And help them out, with a lit
Week 7 Stats And Week 8 Schedule
Hey all. Instead of having two separate blogs, I am just going to do the stats and the next weeks schedule in one blog. First the Stats for Week 7.. lots of ties it looks like, are you guys copying one another? :p Here we go... 1st place: Kelly and It's Just Me with 64-108 2nd Place: Drill with 61-108 3rd Place: JP with 59-102 4th Place: Superman and Porch with 58-102 5th Place: Me with 57-102 6th Place: Tom with 54-102 7th and 8th and 9th Place: Will with 53-102 Texi with 52-102 Red Alert with 51-102 The players with 50 points or less is as follows... McLovin with 50 Carrie with 49 Spanky and Manny with 44 Alchy with 42 Buff with 38 Rich with 36 TZR with 32 Radio X with 31 DFresh with 27 Crow and Bonz with 22 Mikey with 13 On a side note before I post week 8.. there are many of you that have not gotten your picks in on time, you know when they are due and I shouldn't have to remind you every week. If you no longer want to partc
Tears In Heaven
Tears In Heaven Would you know my name If I saw you in heaven? Would it be the same If I saw you in heaven? I must be strong And carry on, 'Cause I know I don't belong Here in heaven. Would you hold my hand If I saw you in heaven? Would you help me stand If I saw you in heaven? I'll find my way Through night and day, 'Cause I know I just can't stay Here in heaven. Time can bring you down, Time can bend your knees. Time can break your heart, Have you begging please, begging please. Beyond the door, There's peace I'm sure, And I know there'll be no more Tears in heaven. Would you know my name If I saw you in heaven? Would it be the same If I saw you in heaven? I must be strong And carry on, 'Cause I know I don't belong Here in heaven.
Renditions Of Reality
Renditions Of Reality When you slip into reality Hoes wanna straddle me Playa haters wanna battle me But I shed em all like calories Prophecy preacher Lend your ear and I'll reach ya And if your willing to be taught I'ma teach ya I'm not a people person Truth is I can't stand too many people So many fake the funk and perpetrate and call me evil But evil is a harsh word. Tell the mockingbird that I said it A man of my word I won't regret it If I let it get to me like it get to them I'm no better. The same message over and over with different sender Playa hatin is an art of a scandalous and shabby person Some do it oh so well I'll be damned if they don't rehearse it. Disperse it to people like me and you everyday And they expect the common man to turn his cheek and walk away And now I pray for an end to the madness No more sadness shall fall to my people That preside to be the baddest And all that they do and say But overshadowed by a cloud turnin night to day
We Live
We Live We live like there ain't no tomorrow No regrets, no time for the sorrow Keep movin one foot in front of the other We all looking for something Hey, hey, hey I'm in the center lane on a freeway My radiator blown on a 100 degree day And I'm more in a hurry than I was before And once again the whole world is in my way So this is earth and I'm stuck here Where profanity pours from faces like mine And the only thing that we're sure of is Is we're runnin out of money, patience and time One step forward and two steps back And we're wishin for a future, reminiscing on a flashback Chasin a dream, hopin it exists And we're grittin our teeth and clinchin our fists We live like there ain't no tomorrow No regrets, no time for the sorrow Keep movin one foot in front of the other We all looking for something Hey, hey, hey Am I crazy, maybe. my brain be gravy Insane the days we have witnessed lately It pains my greatly someone could hate me Maybe they were li
Update
Just wanted to let everyone know that I wont be anourd on fubar to much anymore. Just incase you dont already know i have a dis order which is causing the bones in my spine to slowly break apart. I start therapy on my back and injection for my pain on Thursday. I was told I would be tired a bit more tired then usual. If you guys wanna still chat just send messages on here or email on my yim. well talk to guys whenever im around next. -Playmate Babiet xoxox
Gotta Love Those Few Fubar Fellas..
Gotta love those few Fubar fellas that ruin it for the rest of them. Typical Fubar Moment. ~~~~~~~~~~~ Da Sox Buzz Meter: 0% -- dry, get them a drink! Level: Freak (9) Gender: Male, 36 Location: Chicago, IL Status: (Online) Da Sox: Question for u ok? ->Da Sox: ask Da Sox: do u have yahoo messenger? ->Da Sox: yes i do but im not using it at the moment Da Sox: can u be? what's your yahoo? ->Da Sox: i dont know you.. so no. sorry Da Sox: shut the fuck up u cunt
Women; Regarding Men
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then hell no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it'll get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a whole bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat you any differently? Always
Nsfw Pics
just wanderin the opinion of others...should i create more nfsw pics? and if so does anyone have any ideas? cuz guys arent exactly like girls....girls have thousands of ways at lookin hot in pics but i cant imagine what i could do for pics....
Not Sure Of Me Anymore
Ever had someone who could pick you up and throw you down in the same sentence? Ever have someone who claimed to love you and all they ever did was hurt you? Ever have someone who's touch was rarely loving and that caused more pain than you thought you could endure? Ever have someone who would rather call you a degrading name than your own? Ever have a person who you were so afraid of that you stayed for fear of leaving them and dealing with their wrath? I just left that person. I am starting all over. I have the most important person by my side, My Daughter. She is keeping me together, though at times I just want to fall apart. I know I can't rely on her that way, it's not fair for her. She doesn't understand the situation. She will adjust in time, as will I. We are going to have a lot to learn and a long way to travel before we are able to put the past behind us. I didn't suffer alone. She was there. She heard the yelling and crying. She endured some minor verbal abuse, b
Been Awhile...
It's been a few weeks, and for the loyal 3 or 4 who check these, here's an update. The shots I got have helped some. I wake up in pain, but as soon as I start walking around, everything loosens up, and I feel almost normal. Surgery is Nov 11th, I go home the 12th in theory, and then a week later the incision is checked, and a month later I get the followup. I can't wait. I don't have the really bad pain. I was put on a medicine used on seizure patients, which makes the numbness and pain go away in my leg, and It's been in my system for a few weeks, and it seems to help some. I think that's what its for, the original was for that, but was deemed too expensive by my insurance company, so they replaced it with this. All I know is I take Vicodin once or twice a day, and this once or twice, and I feel better than I have in 8 months. Thats about it. I promise no more blogs today, and I won't bore you with health ones, unless I take a turn for the worse, until after the
Tractability
no more harpoons spears arrows pinpricks no more dust motes fly towards freedom upon impact the worn leather gives but will not break beaten smooth over the years yet never yielding the stolid cylinder swings and comes to rest no Newton’s helper no opposing force soaring away no pressure dampened contact saves the vessel the pendulum swings back again for more dead hung incapable of falling unable to leave the ring
Tell The Truth
Now some girls on here are scandalous. They try to be friends with your man so they can steal him or sex him up. They lie and say we're just friends. I won't do that. If I am talking to your man know that I don't want him but I will flirt with him. I am not a man stealer. I know some of you are like but you wouldn't tell me if you were trying to steal my man. Well I would. I would email, sb, comment or send you a gift and say...just to let you know I am coming after your man so be on the defensive and treat him right cause if you don't I will. And I understand that its the internet half the original interesting things he says to me hes said to millions of other girls. The internet is a great way to meet people but as of this moment I am not looking to meet "sexual relations partners". I am looking for someone cute to flirt with, with the understanding that it means nada in real life. There is someone I am so digging right now. I don't know if hes aware of it. I have tried to
This Damn Song...lovebug
So...ok...probably, the cheesiest song I've ever completely fallen in love with....but...I dunno. You just gotta watch the video I guess. It made me cry. lol Called her for the first time yesterday Finally found the missing part of me Felt so close, but you were far away Left me without anything to say Now I'm speechless, over the edge I'm just breathless, I never thought That I'd catch this love bug again Hopeless, head over heels in the Moment, I never thought that I'd Get hit by this love bug again I can't get your smile out of my mind I can't get you out of my mind I think about your eyes all the time Beautiful, but you don't even try You don't even, don't even try Modesty is just so hard to find Now I'm speechless, over the edge I'm just breathless, I never thought That I'd catch this love bug again Hopeless, head over heels in the Moment, I never thought that I'd Get hit by this love bug again I kissed her for the first time yesterday
What Can I Do To Help...
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Words
Words don't hurt. The person saying them does. Just seeing where it is coming from is like taking a sword and stabbing it into me chest. Then when I realize the feelings that go along with the words. I picture you turning the sword inside my chest. Then with every drop of blood dripping out, I have to remind myself that they are only words.
Truely Greatful
I have been going Through a rough patch in my life Health wise .I've been really stressed and confused over it . I have amazing friends that stand by me and support me Through it all .But there is one certain friend i need to let know how much he is appreciated .Clay Hun you are absolutely Amazing in so many ways i know words could never describe exactly what a true friend like you means to me .You may not think this but you are truly an Angel ,Your incredible .You take and set your personal life and issues aside to make sure i have someone there to listen to me to make sure i have a shoulder to cry on .Your there to tell me not to cry ,that everything will be OK . Your there to put a smile on my face whether i need one or not .You listen to me whether i am aggravated ,happy,sad or just simply rambling on about meaningless stuff that makes no sense.You pick me up everyday and make me understand that no matter how many hurdles there are to jump over in life that they
Wanna Be Loved
Wanna be loved. Not for who you think I am. Nor what you want me to be. Could you love me for me? Real love, with no strings attached. I wanna give you my heart. Don`t want to take it back. Been searching for a long long time. For that oh so true love. To comfort this heart of mine. No pretend. Stop wasting my time. A virtuous man is really hard to find. I`m only human, not looking for impossibility. Just a genuine man with sincerity. Someone who is always near to hold me. Show me you care, up front and boldly. Don`t shun my feelings, all the positive meanings. Love me morning, noon and seasons Love me forever I will love you forever
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America, I am on here more and more! And I just wanted to let you all know, that if you need help, either by rates, reposting bulletins, promoting something, and all that other stuff, please let me know. I will try to do the rates when it is most beneficial for us both, but I'm off and on, so you may just get regular ol' rates. If that isn't good onough, then don't ask. I will rate strangers pics, because I get the same points either or. Remember...I am a point whore. I prefer point thingys. I will comment bomb on occasion, but sometimes I'm on a computer that is slow, and it is a frustrating process, so I don't usually bomb on that one. I am getting surgery Nov 11th, so I will have time on my hands. I may get my VIP before then, I'm not sure. If someone wants all their pictures hit with 11's, feel free to invest in a VIP for me, and I'll be happy to use all my 11's on you til they're done. The Dr. said that boob salutes are my best chance for a fast recovery, so feel free
45k To Henchman Lots Of Pics..member Of Rr
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Hikers Find 'abominable Snowman' Footprints
Yeti Project Japan explorers claim proof of hairy Himalayan man-beast Image: Alleged Yeti footprint The Yeti Project Japan / AP Hikers find 'abominable snowman' footprints Police seek motive in TV anchorwoman attack Kerkorian pulling out of Ford, taking huge loss Candidates talk economy in Pa., Fla. Hulk Hogan's son freed after 5 months in jail Most viewed on msnbc.com Woman convicted in malnourished girl's death Waitress, 88, helps N.Y. eatery draw customers Four Tops frontman Levi Stubbs dead at 72 Palin loses bid to block beluga whale protection Iraqi puppy adopted by soldier en route to U.S. Most viewed on msnbc.com Hikers find 'abominable snowman' footprints Dead goldfish gets voter registration material Study: Gap growing between rich and poor Middle-aged women drive rise in U.S. suicides Two major firms tapped to run financial rescue Most viewed on msnbc.com By Gopal Sharma updated 9:54 a.m. ET, Tues., Oct. 21, 2008 KATHMANDU - Japanese climbers ret
Collection Of Bizarre Emails
Whole collection of Bizarre Emails Okay, so I have like over 15 profiles on various sites...Some people think it is just about advertising, but honestly I am looking to fill the positions I have listed in my bios BY LOCAL PEOPLE...I have that in all caps on the bio too... Yet, I get mail and messages from all over the globe...on some systems the ones out of state get filtered to a certain box so I don't feel guilty if I don't get back them...But being the person I am, I am more often then not compelled to check and respond, just in case I can redirect them to my cam shows or if they travel and can book an appearance here. Today's emails are from some of these who wouldn't settle for either..I found them amusing and hope you do too... -- First note of mention: [From a Male Dom in Cali who I had already redirected to my professional links]: Wow you are absolutely gorgeous, I hope I am not too forward in saying this but I can not believe you are in your 40's you look soo goo
Electrifying!
just thought i'd let anyone that bothers to read this know, that as of tomorrow my electricity will be out, and i won't be around for a bit... will be back as soon as i can be tho :) take care! *hugs to all*
♥pittsburgh♥girls♥
PITTSBURGH GIRL ! A Pittsburgh girl knows just as much about football as her guy friends, in some cases, even more. She drinks Smirnoff because it tastes good but knows when to be classy and drink something more sophisticated. She owns a Steeler jersey not just because it's cute but because she supports her team and understands the game. She loves Kennywood and isn't afraid to order cheese fries w/ gravy from the Potato Patch because, let's face it... They are amazing even if they go straight to your ass. Pittsburgh girls wear winter coats and scarves a lot more than bikinis and flip flops. A Pittsburgh girl loves St. Patrick's Day, even if she's not Irish because green beer is good for the soul. Pittsburgh girls don't have a funny accent. They just speak a different language. The word yinz is dear to her heart, even if she would never say it herself. A Pittsburgh girl bleeds black and gold and knows how to
Week 7
I somehow missed a week, so it must have been bad. But this week, when by all rights and means I should have lost, I actually won. And let me tell you, it was butt pckeringly tight. I had a decent lead going into monday night, and his one player did good, and my player, the kicker for Denver, got no opportunities because Denver decided to keep giving the ball to the Patriots. But a win is a win, and the Rams won for real, and my Nascar team won for the second week in a row...so a great week. Roy Williams was traded to Dallas, so his numbers should go up, ans soon as Dallas figures it out. Kyle Orton is on fire, never thought I'd say that. But I have a few solid players, and picked up a few solid players, so hopefully good things in the future. In Nascar, I just don't want to finish last. I have a game and a half lead over the last place guy, and with a little luck, I think I could finish 8th. I'm not holding my breath though. Go Rams!
Help Me
ive been stuck in the same place for a long time, no drinks, no rates etc...i need to move up a couple of levels please help me........
To Everyone That Helped Scarlett...
You have my heart felt Thank You!! You all made this contest a lot of fun... and she won... YAY!! :) To thank you for all your hard work I have made these tags If I have forgotten anyone please let me know!! A special shoutout to the following people for all your pimpouts and efforts to help Scarlett win her bombing contest (There are so many that helped it would be impossible to name them all here!! Please don't be offended if your name does not appear below): ~GARY~SHADOWLEVELER~SPANKERS~OWNED BY BOOBOO & SCARLETT~BOOBOO'S FOREVER~@ fubar C.A.B@ fubar WATCHER Vice President of GIT ~R~DONE & PROUD MEMBER OF THE CONFEDREATE BOMBERS Shadow Leveler@ fubar The Spankers Club@ fubar CinDragon~Founder of ClubMystic~CoFounder of T&L~Gunny's fu-BISH~Natural Witch is my fu-Bish! fu@ fubar Dazzy - Lucy's Buggabear@ fubar †Đεád…Måñ…Wâ£κíñģ†~~ Proud Member of The Confederate Bombers ~~ Shadow Leveler~@ fubar ☠☣FTW☣a
The Road Less Traveled
How often we must bear the challenges of life; The endless roller coaster between happiness and sorrow; The constant ups and downs of daily strife. And always the question remains .... why? Life is not an easy road for most; It twists and turns with many forks in the road, Although always, and inevitably, we are given a choice ... Do we turn to the right ... or the left? Do we take the high road ... or the low road? Do we take the easy path ... or the difficult one? Decisions are not easy for those struggling for direction ... And sometimes the many choices and signs become overwheliming. While standing at a crossroads in life, The urge is to take the most comfortable path; The road with least resistance ... The shortest or most traveled route. And yet, if we've been down that comfortable road before; Have gleaned its lessons in life, and learned from our experiences; Do we yet again follow the known? Or does our destiny lie in another direction? The f
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Id Rather Pretend Than Face The Truth
Id rather pretend That its all okay Then confess what I feel Each and everyday I love you to death I couldnt love you more But my feelings Are only too easy to ignore I complicate everything And put obstacles in between Of what could so easily Be a happy you and me Because I know how this begun And I know how this ends My heart breaks Faster than it mends You see, the same story repeats itself Time and time again So theres no point in wasting Paper, energy, or ink in a pen
Online-done Pagancowboy Style(lmfao)
"Online" I Dont work BUT I GO to SCHOOL DOWN AT THE LOCAL COLLEGE And I drive an old VAN I still live with my GRANDMA I'm 5'9 and VERY SKINNY I'm a WALK THE LINE MOVIE FANATIC Mild asthmatic But there's a whole nother me That you need to see Go check out FUBAR 'cause online I'm out in PA I'm 6'5 and I look damn good I drive a FULL SIZED VAN I'm a black belt in Karate And I love a good glass of wine It turns girls on that I'm mysterious I tell 'em I don't want EVERYTHING SERIOUS 'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way Chat with two women at one time I'm so much cooler online So much cooler online I get home, I kiss my GRANDMA And she fixes me a snack I head down to my bedroom And fire up my DELL In real life the only time I Ever even been to L.A. Online I live in PA I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ I'm single and I'm rich And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mind It turns girls on that I'm mysterious I t
Pimpout From Breezy!
Show my Fu-Owner St3ph4ni3 Some Love !!! F/R/A her and tell her that Breezey sent you!! This bulletin brought to you by Breezey (repost of original by '~♡Breezey♡~Owned by St3ph4ni3~#1 stalker of the one and only TØwHëÅÐ72' on '2008-10-20 14:38:45')
Heidi Klum "got Milk?" Commercial Shoot
Pic And Stash Update!
Hey!! Sorry i haven't been around much over the last week or so but i spent most of last week in bed and i'm still not too good this week :o( I've got a nasty virus but it's knocked out my diabetes control so i'm feeling doubly yukky!! I have uploaded some new pics and stash items to try and cheer myself up! The stash items are in my jokes and dunno sections and the pics are in the albums that have (new) in the title. But if you haven't been near my pics for ages there are probably loads of 'new' ones for you to see .......lol. Please stop by and leave love. Hope your week is going well and i hope to be back to my old self soon!! Take care of you! Thanks for taking the time to read this. Hugs Linda xx
**mumm Issues With Fubar**
I had a MUMM taken down 2 weeks ago and still don't know why and still can not MUMM. What do you think, was this out of line in Fubar standards? This was from a bouncer: This does not appear to NSFW to me. You can email scapper@fubar.com with this. This had to marked in error. === 'Ìrï§h by blood เгเรђ ๒ץ ๒l๏๏๔' wrote the following at '2008-10-09 19:39:06'.. > > Asking your advise as a bouncer. I posted this MUMM and it was cancelled and I was banned for MUMMing. I was going to post the following in my blog but didn't want to get kicked off of Fubar. Can you advise me on what I should not repost or if it is a violation to post this in my blog as well. Also, what exactly is the violation. > > Best Regards, > > Tim > > > > Apparently this MUMM was too much for people to handle. It was shut down at about 1200 viewes. I have the mid run numbers at the bottom. ;O) > > I AM CERTAIN THIS IS
This Was Funny As All Holy Hell
Stupid, absolutely but I'll be honest, I laughed.
Check My Trains And Jump On
Party Train - The Gap Band ------------------------------------------------------ Welcome to My List of Trains and RidesAND THE NAME IS THE THOMAS TRAIN AND THINGS. JUST CLICK ON THE SQUARE IN THE PRIZE IS INSIDE..................................! -------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- LATEST IS THE HALLOWEEN CASPER THE FRIENDLY GHOST TRAIN --------------------------------------------------- THE BIRTHDAY TRAIN FOR ME! ------------------------------------------------------ THE HOLE IN THE WALL TRAIN ------------------------------------------------------ THE LIBRA EXPRESS HOSTED BY AKAMRS. T ~AKAMRS.T THE DREAM TEAM ~ DYLON'S DIVA MAFIA~ CLUB F.A.R.~SHADOW LEVELERS~ BAD GIRL~@ fubarfont>
Darah!!
well my friend Darah is fixing to give birth to quads, 3 girls and 1 boy. She's being offered to be on the Today Show and some other shows. I wished I could be there for her, but she moved back to Nevada to be with her family while her husband is deployed. But I will see her as soon as she comes back to Texas. I miss you guys!
Fun Facts Revisited.
-When I was a child, my dad drank alot and fought with my mom while I hid in my room with the TV on full blast so I couldn't hear the yelling. -My childhood depressed me so much that I turned to food for solace. It was always there when I needed it, was always satisfying, and never disappointed me. It was my best friend. This is where my struggle with my weight began. -I'm 5'9" and rarely wear heels because I don't want to be taller than those around me. -I like to stand out in crowds...to this end, I will dress outlandishly and make a fool out of myself if necessary. -I read daily. Usually while I soak in a hot lavender scented bubble bath. -My brother Darrell was struck and killed by a drunk driver when he was 15. My son is named after him. -My other brother Wayne has been in debt to me for 7 months. He owes me $300 which I could really use right now. -I love to cuddle. -I sing along with every song on the radio. For some reason, I have this ability to learn t
For That Deep Down Body Thirst
Its a good thing that a sports drink was developed for University of Florida, and not Florida State. Gatorade sounds much better than Seminole Fluid.
Fibromyalgia
Okay I was recently diagnosed with fibromalygia a year ago. But have had it since 1998 after being misdiagnosed with arthritis and RA. Anyone have the same condition as me? What sorts of methods do u use to relieve it? As for me I take Lyrica around 75mg twice a day and i use a water circulating heating machine/pad for flare-ups.No need to reply unless u have questions. Only targeted for those with Fibromyalgia. May god and goddess give you each day the strength to get through this day pain free.So mote it be. Blessed Be Amy
What Set Of Path Do You Follow?
Okay here's a little bit of what i follow mostly in:pagan,wicca,tao,buddha,reiki,shaman. I come from a long line of christians. I've been through so many different paths but i respect everyone's path and hope they can respect mine. As our wiccan rede states An it Harms none do what ye will. So brightest Blessings to yall!
Anyone On Fubar Deaf Or Hard Of Hearing?
I'm looking for people who are deaf or hard of hearing like me. My sign language is a bit rusty as I have not been around people like me.
Being Strung Along~!!!
This is for Anyone who has Been Strung Along by one who they thought was WORTH their while.. You keep me hanging like a kid on a corner Just because you think you can Don't be so certain that I'll always be there Just because I've always been People change And I've been changing Don't you notice after all this time? I'm not gonna be just another kid On a corner Hiding my heart Saving my love any longer I'm not gonna be just a kid On a corner You should know by now that Everything changes Even stars fall from the sky So if your nights all seem a little Bit colder Just remember so do mine Once i tried Now I'm through trying You still don't know me after all this time I'm not gonna be just a kid on a corner Hiding my heart Saving my love any longer I'm not gonna to be just another kid On a corner Looking down the street Out across the night It took some time to see I'm not gonna be just a kid on a corner your breakin' my heart...
What Is My Treat?
Let's play, shall we? I have my bag for candy and treats if I was to tap on your door what would my bag recieve,what would you put in there? Anything goes!! Ever wonder what you would recieve? We are all grown up now and the costumes are inviting for the most part.Wonders what I would look good in,any help would be appreciated. Dare to trick or treat my bag..
Damien On Demonminds.com
If you were unaware, I am a poet and I'm living the poets life! With that said... After much anticipation and months of wating, Demonminds e-zine is up and running with brand new stories, art and poetry. While I made the coveted October issue of the e-zine, I was not entered into this years "Big Halloween" issue. Still, a grand achievment, nonetheless and I haven't given up on gracing the cover of that anthology. Not by a long shot! If you're interested in reading my latest poem, "Perfect Hate", go to : www.demonminds.com and click on the Horror Poetry banner!! I would like to thank all of you have have supported me and continue to support me in chasing down my dream ! Infernally yours, Damien Dread
Ride The Lightning!
***RIDE THE LIGHTNING*** So, last night Alan and I went to the Metallica concert. They kicked off their tour with their very first show here in Phoenix, Arizona! WOOT! PebblesinAZ...Read and Do My Blogs! XOXO@ fubar and Brassman@ fubar It was Amazing...of course! So, let's keep this train going and ROCK ON! Rate the 25 pictures in the following album and be sure you have Alan and I Fanned, Rated and on Your Friends List and I will get you added to the train. (Alan is at work so it will take him time to catch up! No whining. lol) Everyone that gets added to the train must FAN, ADD and RATE the people before them. Just use "Ride the Lightning" or "Metallica Rocks" as your Friend Request. Private Message Me here:
Shower Stories
How To Shower Like a Woman Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups / leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tile cleaner. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a
Feel The Accomplishment
Give your attention to what you're doing while giving your passion to where you're headed. Although the process of achievement can be tedious and challenging, there's no reason why you have to let it get you down. You have what it takes to do what must be done. Simply stop fighting against the efforts, stop imagining and complaining about how hard it is, and just do it. Don't let your emotions be negatively influenced by the difficulty of the task at hand. Instead, base your feelings on the positive outcome you'll achieve once that task is done. In your mind, fully enjoy the successful achievement while you're working to make it happen with your actions. Feel the joy of accomplishment even as you are creating that accomplishment. The work you're doing has a purpose that means something to you. As you do the work, feel the purpose. You can work your way cheerfully through any obstacle as long as there's something truly desirable on the other side. Feel the satisfaction of a
A Poetic Fairy Tale
Once Upon A Time (A Poetic Fairy Tale) *Awhile back I wrote a poetic fairytale. So over the next few days, I will be reposting the chapters of that fairytale. Don't worry, there will be more original pieces inbetween.* Once upon a time there was a man Who lived his life taking a stand Went about his day being a knight in shining armor Saving damsels in distress from uncertain horrors Never asking for anything return Not even a thank you or an encouraging word Always hearing about men and thier evil ways Refused to be like them until his dying day At the risk of sounding selfish, he began to wonder Why do all the damsels always run to another Still he carried on his self imposed duties And continued to rescue damsels and wonder at thier beauty But every now and then his mind would run astray Often wondered if he had the strength to carry on this way See this knight dreamt of being a king The only piece that was missing was his queen
I"m Baaaaaaaaaaack!!!!
Well it's been more then a year but im back. too much shit has happen that there isnt enough time nor space, so if you still have me as a friend write back and to all the ladies that r in my favorite\family can u allow me to see the private pictures..pleaseeee?
From Me To You
Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too. Don't laugh... It is all true... Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70! 01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 03. No one expects you to run anywhere. 04. People call at 9 p.m. And ask, 'Did I wake you?' 05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 07. Things you buy now won't wear out. 08. You can eat supper at 4 p.m. 09. You can live without sex but not your glasses. 10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room. 13. You sing along with elevator music. 14. Your eyes won't get much worse. 15 . Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 16. Your joints are
Toby Keith-he Aint Worth Missing
TOBY KEITH SAID IT BEST LMFAO
Rating Every Picture He Has Once A Week For A Month
BECAUSE HES GOING TO RATE EVERY SINGLE PICTURE I HAVE AND OR MAXES OUT ON ME WHICH EVER FIRST IM GOING TO VISIT HIS PAGE ONCE A WEEK FOR A MONTH AND RERATE ALL HIS PICS DURING HAPPY HOUR FOR HIM.. TODAY IS ACTIVE AUTO 11'S FOR ME AND I WANT TO LEVEL.. ITS MY LAST LEVEL.. HELP ME GUYS TYTY Omega@ fubar
What Do You Think
Im Sure Someone somewhere Must have felt this when they got their heart broke..' Your words of steel, Still echo in my memory. You said goodbye, And broke this heart inside of me. Teardrops fell, Like hours to eternity. The room was silent, As some forgotten melody. Your words of steel, Still echo in my memory. Promises made, promises broken, Promises made, promises broken. I thought we had a chance, To really make it last. Now the future looks to me, Like some unwelcome guest. Be alright, As soon as I get over you. But this time it won't be, Such an easy thing to do. Promises made are promises broken, Promises made always cause pain. Promises made are promises broken, Promises made, promises broken. Caught up in the sorrow, Tangled in dreams. Ooo, in the lonely hours, Of silent screams. And in the heart of the darkness, I break down. I feel the spirit of you, All around... Promises made are promises broken, Promises made always cause pain. Pr
Do I Look Like A Perv?
Nice shout this morning... ~ Cathy~ ...: hi hun if you like fan and add me youll have access to my pics, thanks
This Is Me
OK ..I GOTTA DO THIS...I'M SO SICK AND TIRED OF PPL MISJUDGING ME, THEY PUT STUFF..LIES IN THERE HEADS BECAUSE OF THE WAY I LOOK...ESPECIALLY U MEN. U SEEM TO THINK THAT IM NOT REAL,IM REAL AND NO IM NOT A FANTASY CHARACTER....I CAME OUT MY MOTHER JUS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. IM REALLY DOWN TO EARTH KINDA GIRL BUT I AM A BALL OF FIRE, DONT PISS ME OFF CAUSE I DONT TAKE SHIT FROM ANYONE. I AM DIFFERENT WHEN IT COMES TO LOVE I FIGHT FOR WHAT I WANT AND WONT STOP TILL I GET IT. TO BE INLOVE IS SO IMPORTANT TO ME. ON THE FLIPSIDE IM NOT ON THIS SITE TO BE A PLAYER,FAKE, OR MESS WITH PPLS HEADS. I DONT DO THAT,BESIDES IM IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE ON HERE HIS NAME IS ZARDIO AND HES ALL I NEED AND WANT. IF I SAY I LOVE YOU......I DO IF YOUR THE ONLY ONE IM FUKING....THERE IS NOONE ELSE IF UR MY MAN..........THATS IT NUFF SAID IF WE ARE TRUE FRIENDS......I GOT UR BACK IF U TRUST ME..........I WONT DO ANYTHING TO BREAK THAT IF I'M INVESTING MY TIME IN YOU........I WANT YOU TO DO THE SAME IM THE K
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I Need A Huge Favor From My Friends
HEY YALL I NEED A HUGE FAVOR FROM ALL MY FRIENDS THERE IS A WONDERFUL LADY ON MY PROFILE WHO COULD REALLY USE SOME HELP IN LEVELING AND SHES TRYING TO GODMOTHER SHES BEEN HERE FOR 3 YEARS AND REALLY WANTS TO LEVEL SO IF YOU ALL WOULD BE SO KIND AN HELP THIS AWESOME CHICK OUT ID APPREICTAE IT SHE WILL RETURN ALL LOVE AS YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER PEOPLE THAT ARE VIP'S AND HAVE AUTO-11 GET ALMOST 40 THOUSANDS RATES SO IT WILL TAKE HER A LITTLE TIME TO GET BACK TO YOU BUT SHE WILL....SHES A REAL SWEETIE. ¢¾ Simply ¢¾ Wikked ¢¾¢¾ Your mother warned you about me ¢¾@ fubar
Blessed The Green Corn
Blessed The Green Corn The fading sunset cast its last blazing red ember light on the Chickamauga village of Cherokee Chief Snow Eagle Day giving way to a blanket of glimmering stars guarded by the pale moonlight Flames licking up the logs of their sacred fire orange and red sparks peppering the night sky Cherokee Braves clothed in their buckskin breechcloth their long silk black braided hair adorned with eagle plumes chanted to the thumping pulse of the drums, and the hiss of the spirit rattle Their bronze muscular bodies danced around the sacred fire Chief Snow Eagle had fasted for seven moons He raised, his arms toward the moonlight Turning four corners North, South, East, and West blessing all Supreme beings Chanted to the beat of the drum song "a-da-nv-do, Great Spirit ! wa-do, Thank You !" from his buckskin pouch He removed a deer's tongue Dropping it into the sacred fire along with seven ears of co
Contest....
MY VERY GOOD FRIEND HER IS IN A CONTEST AND SHE NEEDS ALL THE HELP SHE CAN GET,I'M SURE SHE HAS HELPED YOU NOW ITS OUR TURN TO HELP HER WIN THIS CONTEST...ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CLICK THE PIC AND RATE IT AND LEAVE AS MANY COMMENTS AS YOU CAN...THANKS FOR YOUR HELP AND HAVE A NICE DAY...
Sexy Pic's
DONT BE SHY TO COMMENT!!! LOVE CANDIE
Just Venting
I really don't understand my ex... He is just a very cruel person. He loves to play these little mind games.. I haven't been with him in over 7 yrs and yet he still does these stupid things to try to get to me...I'm a strong woman and he can't break me down.. He is finally involved with someone and yet still being a jerk...I don't go out of my way to try to make him unhappy or even bring up all his past mistakes but it seems like that's all he wants to do..Who hasn't made mistakes? I've learned from them and they shaped me into who I am today...
Associations
Thinking About... blankets and snuggling Listening To... my phone beep at me Wearing... pajamas and sweatshirt, its cold! Looking Forward To... blankets and snuggling Goals... happiness and running away lol Sleeping... not very familiar with it Food... no particular favorite Shower... the one here SUCKS, need good pressure and lots of heat Eyes... blue, a particularly light pair in mind right now Head... uh really, what exactly is this one? lol TV... stated in my favorites blog, currently watching my dvr records Fubar... freak show lol *dont go getting all insulted, im here too remember?* Bling... cute, fun, buy it for me, ok, pay for it or beg for it? hell no lol Happy Hours... points The Spotlight... more points? The Past... a necessary evil Love Life... it appears to be looking up lol Real Friends... not as many as id like but the few are the best Mindset... anxious and impatient Porn... not necessary lol God... there Ob
Playing In The Tree-update 69
Playing in the Tree As I walked through the park I found this tree I just had to climb. But I was wearing a blue dress. OH WELL!!!!! I let the wind blow up my dress as I climbed up the tree. I show my round ass, sexy feet, luscious thighs, and wet pussy. Even though there was two main roads that go right by where I was. If you have an idea that you would like to see me do, email it to me. I will try my best to get it up for you. Some ideas that will be coming is Baby oil, 69, tittie fucking, vacuum, and baking in an apron. XOXO Love XOXO Exotic Flame -- Hugs and Kisses Exotic Flame http://www.southern-charms4.com/exoticflame/main.htm
Smiling
My life used to be nothing but pain and sorrow I have truly been blessed with friendship and love For once in a LONG time, I am smiling and I cant describe what I am feeling Confusion rushes in and I think, "Is this real" I will NOT allow this to enter! I am finally happy and the smiles are too many. I want to share all of them.
Jokes To Offend Everyone
JOKES TO OFFEND EVERYONE What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dirt bag Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 10 years and 45 lbs What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes What's the fastest way to a
Men And Women's Interpertations
1.WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?(they don 't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?(don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are
Favorites
Color...shades of blue, pink Food... dont really have a fave Drink...Iced Tea TV Show...NON CARTOON... cant pick just one: Bones, Fringe, CSI *NY or Vegas*, Numbers Cartoon... don't watch them anymore but back in the day it was the Flintstones NFL Team... no particular team MLB Team... no particular team NBA Team... no particular team NHL Team... no particular team NCAA Football... no particular team NCAA Basketball... no particular team Alcoholic Beverage... rarely drink so no fave Smoke... when i smoked, Kools Time Of The Day... afternoon Season... spring Comedian... like a lot of them but if i had to choose, Robin Williams Rap Artist... no particular favorite Metal/Rock Band... no particular favorite Book... i read so much how could i choose? lol Disney Movie... Finding Nemo is on my hit list right now Movie... its so hard to choose, in the mood for P.S. I love you lately Radio Station... local mix station 98.3 plays a l
Broken Pieces
It's like a book, broken pages mixed together, words scrambling around the crazy memories scattered around what about the time we spent trying to put together the pieces of life? All the intellectual conversations like little stars, but it wasn't so simple, it got confusing and impossible to understand. Words weren't just words, they were incredible thoughts. After a while, the days turned to rain, and then one day, it all disappeared into the moon. Every once in a while I stare up at it, trying to put the broken pieces back together. It comes back in a shallow way. life is just one long day we dream upon. Our souls swim around madly trying to find a place to rest and we, like madmen, travel all around to look for them. Eventually, if we're determined enough, we'll find that one broken piece in our lives it's called our souls
New Blog
This blog is likely to start out being just a relay of information I find on Fubar or elsewhere that I want to share. Eventually I may start really talking, guess you will have to be patient and see!
Thank You Spotlight Bully!
SINFULBRAT IS IN THE SPOTLIGHT!! to all her family/friends and fans who helped!! too many to even try to put them all here so check her fam list and friends show some love to them all ¢¾SinfulBrat¢¾~Fu Owned By ¢¾Photobug & Happy Country Girl¢¾@ fubar show BRAT lots of love today!! shes on her way to Godfather!! 1,407,075 Points to go! (as of this bully being made) any help u have is appreciated!! shes a very specail gal... you wont regret adding her to ur list! Thank You - Dido
Bit Of A Balls Up - Lol!
Hi Guys After I spent the best part of an hour uploading some cool pics from photo shoots from the Americas Next Top Model series's I then discovered that the alerts weren't showing in friends alerts so they didn't know I had done them ..... arghhh!!! lol! Anyway the folders called "Cool photo shoots from America's next top model" From an arty point of view I think they are really cool! As it was a balls up - please stop by and look at them ... thanks here's the link for the first pic in the folder :-) Thanks Sandy xxx
Is It Me????
For several months now I have taken classes on how to b a good mentor, because I had been asigned a 10 year old girl to be mentor for. Yesterday I met the girl and her family for the first time, and one hour ago her mom called, an said that they didn't want to be a part of th mentor-program after all, and gave lots of silly reasons for it... So now I just can't shake the feeling that it's beacuse of me. I guess they just didn't like me or something... But it made me very sad and upset.... :'( Gone to cry myself a riverand wait for better times... :'(
Someone Else
Have you ever wished you were someone else? Someone other than yourself. Have you ever wanted to get away? To be someone else for a day. Does it seem like your lane is always jammed? and everything you do is always dammed? Do you always seem to catch the red light? and you never seem to do anything right. Do you try to make everyone happy, not sad? but someone always ends up mad.? If I changed my name Would you treat me the same? If I changed my face How would I see this place? If I changed my beliefs Would my mind be anymore deep? If I was someone else Would I wish I was myself?
Bling Bling Come And Get Them! Rate Me!
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Kind Of Sexy I Am
Naughty Sexy Hey, there's nothing sexier than being a sex-crazed beast. Any hotties on your radar better lock their doors at night, or you'll be on 'em like a Rotweiller on a milkbone. We'll give you this: you're direct. Others may go for romance, but you figure, what's the point? Might as well cut out the middle man and go straight for the prize. And you've got a point. Knowing what you want -- and getting it -- is pretty darn hot. It wouldn't be the end of the world, though, if you threw a little romance into your routine. You know, wrap yourself in a cloud of mystery. Or at least wrap yourself in a bathrobe. Yikes!
A Journey
He was a journey Thinking it was the right one I bought the ticket There were moments of joy, But,happiness was shortlived It was a journey to nowhere He was a journey There was no stopping terminal The train goes on forever With no directives in whatsoever A journey that I can't go on Not knowing what the route lies ahead I got off at the next stop The train continues In his journey While I continue mine.....
Sent To A Few As Right Click And Copy
imikimi - Customize Your World Kinda got bored sending the same thing - so please feel free to right click and copy from here!!!!!!! Love to you all xxx
Lost My Shoe
I lost my shoe in the darkness of my empty soul. My journey has no future and the past has been long forgotten. Small slivers of light evade my universe as I ride the emotional tides, but they are hardly strong enough to keep my spirit from plunging into starvation. Dreams escape me, hope doesn't live here any more as I find my self hopping blindly and barefoot at the path of my resurrection. Mr Darling - 21 October 2008
The Super Special Awesome Survey
what'​s a fact about​ the last perso​n who had their​ arms aroun​d you? they know that I'm super special awesome who are your four favor​ite peopl​e?​ IDK all I know is that everyone I know is super special awesome what do you curre​ntly hear right​ now? some super special awesome band where​ did you get the shirt​ you are weari​ng?​ from a store that's super special awesome when was the last time you were told you were beaut​iful?​ I don't know the only thing I hear ppl tell me is that I'm super special awesome and that I'm annoying what was the reaso​n you got groun​ded for last?​ being grounded is not super special awesome so I have never gotten grounded do you wish you never​ dated​ someo​ne you dated​?​ now that wouldn't be super special awesome of me if I answered that do you know an
Money Related
"Learn how to make a life-changing income of $100,000 to $250,000 with your Internet business... even if you're a computer dummy!" Review: "The Insider Secrets to Marketing Your Business on the Internet" by Corey Rudl I've just finished reading the brand-new 2005 version of Corey Rudl's top-selling Internet marketing system, "The Insider Secrets To Marketing Your Business On The Internet," and frankly, I'm overwhelmed by the huge amount of critical wealth-building information he's managed to pack into these two hefty binders and 3 CDs! But I guess I shouldn't be surprised; after all, when the box containing these materials showed up at my door, it weighed in at over 10 pounds! That's 10 pounds of the most comprehensive marketing strategies, test results, case studies, tools, and ideas for generating a life-changing income online (from $1,000s to over $1 million) you're ever likely to read! I'm talking about information like... Step-by-step advice for starting your ow
Hacking Part 2
How to use the Web to look up information on hacking ____________________________________________________________ Want to become really, really unpopular? Try asking your hacker friends too many questions of the wrong sort. But, but, how do we know what are the wrong questions to ask? OK, I sympathize with your problems because I get flamed a lot, too. That's partly because I sincerely believe in asking dumb questions. I make my living asking dumb questions. People pay me lots of money to go to conferences, call people on the phone and hang out on Usenet news groups asking dumb questions so I can find out stuff for them. And, guess what, sometimes the dumbest questions get you the best answers. So that's why you don't see me flaming people who ask dumb questions. ******************************************************** Newbie note: Have you been too afraid to ask the dumb question, "What is a flame?" Now you get to find out! It is a bunch of obnoxious rantings and ravings made
Hacking
THIS WAS SAVED IN MY YAHOO NOTEPAD paperX: Beginner's guide to coding a hacking tool Absolute beginner's tutorial / guide to hacking (Disclaimer: This tutorial is for educational purposes only and is not intended to be put into practise unless you have authorised access to the system you are trying to break into) Welcome to this beginner hacking tutorial - that's right, for the absolute beginner. If you are looking for a newbies hacking tutorial you've come to the right place. This tutorial will teach you how to hack into systems using a Trojan Horse. You can download hacking tools used in this tutorial towards the end of this page. This guide is showing how hackers are hacking into home computers every day, and is designed promote awareness and security. Newbies / Novices / Beginner tutorial on how to hack: A Trojan Horse is computer program (piece of software) that has two parts to it. A Client part, and a Server part. The Server: The Server part is a vir
My Fu-owners Are Theeeeee Best, Please Go Show Love- R/a/f/c/b Them ( For John & Red )
(¯`·._ JØHÑJØHÑ_.·´¯) OWNED BY BETTYBOOPS/OWNER OF SUNSHINE PRINCECESS/JADE/CATAWBA@ fubar ~*Sexy*Red2*~Promoter/Greeter@Sweetwaters*Jade's Dirty Diamond Crew@ fubar
My Email
http://www.problogger.net/ Posted: 18 Oct 2008 07:37 AM PDT Here’s a question for discussion this weekend: Do you use your real name when leaving comments on a blog or do you use ‘keywords’? I was moderating comments last night here on ProBlogger and noticed almost a 60/40 split between these approaches (with 60% using ‘real’ names). My personal preference is to leave my real name - that’s partly because I feel it is more personal and also because I guess inadvertently over the years my name has become a brand of sorts - so it makes sense. My personal preference for people leaving comments on my blog is also for ‘real names’ - although I’ve not moderated comments based upon people using keywords. A Spectrum of Approaches There is a spectrum of approaches that I see people using when it comes to what ‘name’ they leave on comments: 1. Key Words Only - For example some people are obviously just using words that they are attempting to rank for in Google. In my
Doll Face
From Crackle: Doll Face
Oct. 21 Thought
The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved, loved for ourselves, or rather loved in spite of ourselves. ~Victor Hugo~ You can hardly make a friend in a year, but you can lose one in an hour. ~Chinese Proverb~ A friend's frown is better than a fool's smile. ~C.E. Locke~
She Don't Want The World....
The open wound she hides She just keeps it bundled up And never lets it show She can't take much more of this But she can't let it go And that's ok, she don't want the world All the things she says While he's just lying there Without someone to hear her cry She slips off into a dream About a place to hide And that's ok, she don't want the world This love she feels Everything she's ever known Or ever thought was real Seems like it's been thrown away Now how's she gonna live It's ok, she don't want the world Those words he never spoke Haunt her life, the memories Of all the times before She tried to show him love While he would only ask for more But it's ok, she don't want the world Softly in her sleep Pictures of the life she's longing For slowly appear She's seen them all before But somehow never quite this clear She just smiles, she don't want the world This love she feels Everything she's ever known Or ever thought was real Seems like it's b
Like This One
Fall In Love Or Fall In Hate Get Inspired Or Be Depressed Ace A Teat Or Flunk A Class Make Babies Or Make Art Speak The Truth Or Lie And Cheat Dance On Tables Or Sit In The Cornor Life Is Divine Chaos. Embrace It Forgive Yourself, Breathe. And Enjoy The Ride...
In Loving Memory Of Keira Lynn Lozell
A Special Angel In Loving Memory Of Keira Lynn Lozell June 19, 2008 - June 19, 2008 There's a special angel in heaven That is a part of me It is not where I wanted her But where God wanted her to be She was here but just a moment Like a night time shooting star And though she is in heaven She isn't very far She touched the heart of many Like only and angel can do I would've held her often If the end I only knew So I send this special message To the heavens up above Please take care of my angel And send her all my love FATHER KEEP THIS BABY GIRL ANGEL IN YOUR ARMS FOR EVER MORE AND BLESS HER MOTHER ALWAYS...LOVE YOU BABY GIRL LOVE YA GODMAMA PINK
Rather Demented
I was part of this family, perhaps redneck inbreeds...maybe not..but definitely not ur sane group. Basically all my relatives, who seemed to be older than me, were luring ppl into our shack..to best describe it...and killing and dismembering them. At some point I tried walking the street at night looking for the cops...and I believe I did get them to do a sting..or perhaps a raid. I'm not quite sure it worked...or if they got killed but then my dream turned into where I was in fear of my own life...for betraying them...and they were coming after me. I was running/crawling up a heavily wooded hill...which consisted of what appeared to be low lying laurel bushes. I guess I figured if I navigated my way thru the thick branches and cover...my relatives who were wielding machetes, sickles and rifles, wouldnt be able to catch me. I'm not sure what else happened after that..but it was definitely a surreal dream as far as my fear, heart beating, the scratchin of the twigs and branches as I cra
From Butterfly To Self-righteous Bitch?
So I've had this job for roughly a month. And so far I still love it. It's made me realize that a.)I shouldn't have to put up with some retarded asshole with a hard-on for free and b.)I should really give myself more credit. Now while I'm still the same self loathing little girl with an attitude problem and a half glass empty look on life I've added a little more self respect to that package. Not bad and definitely not a personality aspect I could have added working at a fast food joint.
Hikikomori...what Did You Say?
Good Morning. Have you ever wondered about certain things people cling to, claim to be inflicted with and suffering from? Well this morning I have heard of a Japanese Syndrome that only Japanese Males seem to suffer from. It’s called Hikikomori, Hikikomori?, lit. "pulling away, being confined", i.e. "acute social withdrawal") is a Japanese term to refer to the phenomenon of reclusive individuals who have chosen to withdraw from social life, often seeking extreme degrees of isolation and confinement due to various personal and social factors in their lives. The term hikikomori refers to both the sociological phenomenon in general as well as to individuals belonging to this societal group. Hmmm sounds like someone needs an ass swat! I try to be understanding of certain things people claim to be suffering with and find it very uneasy to take. Oh well don’t everyone go hiding in a 8 x 8 room and vedge out now… I get like this After Midnight…which brings up a good point. After Midnig
Donate Your Fubucks!!!!
i am tryin to get the spotlight and well as you can see they have been gettin ridiculously high lately so i can use all the help i can get!!! please donate and everyone who donates will get a link to there profile from mine the day of the spotlight if they so choose thanks again !!!!
Fu Love
If our love were but a rank I'd rate you all day long Give you all my 11s And if my rates were to finish, I'd shower you with blings Till I'mbroke One day, if you were to reach the rank You dream about And decided to fucide I'd screenshot your profile page And preserve the memory of our fu love
Auto 11 Sale!
Auto 11 For Sale Money Maker - Ludacris Everyone Know I'm Trying to Get the Spotlight So here it Is for Everyone... I will put For Auction an Auto 11 Bling the Bid Will Start at 1 million Fu-Bucks Here is The Link To You Start Top bid... It Will Be over in 48 Hrs so Please Bid.... Please bid And Don't Forget To Donate! Bought To you By:
Tuesday Opie And Anthony Links: Bob Kelly, Lance Reddick, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Re-make 'pendulum' Contest, Jocktober Continues, Halloween H
Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST). Goood Body Every mornin'!!! It's lovely to be talking to you on this fine twofer Tuesday (blech)... Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio Colonoscopy, we'll be hanging with the one and only, formerly-portly Bob Kelly, who is going to be in Boston later this month at the Wilbur Theater. We'll also be talking to Lance Reddick, who is promoting the new JJ Abrams series FRINGE. Remember, you can look in on all of these fancy famous people LIVE, in-studio... if you turn on your Paltalk (you don't think we'd actually let you in the friggin' room, did you? Well... we do...but that's at XM only, and... Oy, I'm getting sidetracked again) It's real simple. log-in to your Paltalk and go to the 'Opie and Anthony Live' Room (it's in 'Adult Conversations)...and you can see the whole staff, the celebrities, and a bunch of girls flashing their boobies on cam (which is distracting as hell, but really fun to lo
Quote 3
"You don’t raise heroes, you raise sons. And if you treat them like sons, they’ll turn out to be heroes, even if it’s just in your own eyes" Walter M. Schirra, Sr.
Why Do You Loose Points
Why when your are rated do you loose Points have farther to Level up and loose Fubucks and again
Our Newest Oracle
Congradulations to Our Newest Oracle and the Sweetest Lady You'll ever know! TEXAS TWISTER
Oregon
A far off place, full of adventures, fantasy, and hope. A chance for love and friendship, full of emotion and desire. Laughter and wonder. What could happen? take the chance? Hmmmm I wonder
For Him
My dark angel Watching over and protecting A constant source of comfort, joy and wisdom. My life forever changed by your words and your kindness. My demon Whose tongue can be razor sharp brutally honest, ruthless but always leaving me thankful for the truth. My clown Quick witted, terribly twisted, and always unpredictable. Knowing when to turn the laughter on, when I need to laugh till I am crying. Your laughter is infectious and one of the most comforting sounds I know. and above all else..My friend A man I feel blessed to have been introduced to a man whose presence in my life is a true pleasure. You have forever touched my heart and changed my life for the better. Your tough love and sincerity, your wisdom and support will always be appreciated and needed. You will never truely know how much you mean to me, because I could never put the true extent into words. One of the most complex men I have ever known, but yet not compliccated. You are by far the mos
To Someone Very Special From Me
He sees me Sees the truth, through the laughter, through the facade. sees the girl, the woman, the mother, the lover, and the friend. Sees something most never will A woman free from expectations, judgments. Comfortable in her own skin, trusting, mind and heart open to whatever life has in store You see me For who I am and who I can become I am your student...you have taught me so much, made me believe in myself and that life is what you make of it. Taught me to follow my heart and take a chance. I have learned to trust myself and be true to myself. Finding someone in life who truely understands and gets you regardless of friend or lover is a rare and priceless gift in life. Never had I thought it possible till you.
The Love Of Life And Friends
Been Too Long
so yeah...some reason i grew away from this site...but im going to try to come back...hopefully you will all forgive me
Another From My Wonderful Friend In Cali
a rose has throne where the queen bee sits,all around there flowers that need to be tend,a life a foot but not a noose,life is much better and the flowers are fuller cause her heart is full and pours out like chocolate and butter,no matter she says life is grand and i will stay even if its alone....
Princess Leia - 10/21 @ 10a For 24hrs
LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED ON 10/21/08 @ 10:00am. My auto 11s will be on 10/21/08 at 10:00am, so you can come party on my page Tuesday, and level! The 11's will be activated from 10:00am 10/21 until 10:00am 10/22... I will have auto 11's and a bunch of pics for you to rate... Happy leveling!!! Special Invitation to all fu's! 'Princess Leia' to Prophet (repost of original by ''Princess Leia' Sassy Laurie Club F.A.R.~D&DC~Rating Revolution' on '2008-10-21 00:36:04')
Auto 11s 10/21 At 10:00am To 10/22 At 10:00am
LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED My auto 11s will be on 10/21/08 at 10:00am, so you can come party on my page tomorrow, and level! The 11's will be activated from 10:00am 10/21 until 10:00am 10/22... I will have auto 11's and a bunch of pics for you to rate... Happy leveling!!! Special Invitation to all fu's! 'Princess Leia' to Prophet
Secondhand Serenade
Song lyrics | Fall For You lyrics
I Kissed A Girl And I Loved It
Song lyrics | I Kissed A Girl lyrics
So What!
Pink So What Na na na na na na Na na na na na Na na na na na na Na na na na na I guess I just lost my husband I don't know where he went So I'm gonna drink my money I'm not gonna pay his rent (nope) I've got a brand new attitude, And I'm gonna wear it tonight I'm gonna get in trouble I wanna start a fight Na na na na na I wanna start a fight Na na na na na I wanna start a fight [Chorus] So, So what I'm still a rock star I got my rock moves And I don't need you And guess what I'm havin more fun And now that were done I'm gona show you tonight I'm alright I'm just fine And you're a tool so So what I am a rock star I got my rock moves And I don't want you tonight Unh Check my flow Uohhh The waiter just took my table And gave it to Jessica Simps (Shit! ) I guess I'll go sit with drum boy At least hell know how to hit (Oops) What if this flops on the radio, Then somebodys gonna die! haha I'm going to get in trouble, My ex will start a
One Pissed Off Lady
I got this awhile ago and I totally love it!! Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one ticked off lady. "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores onSeptember 11, 2001 ? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" w hen an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?... Well, I don't. I don't care at all . I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11. I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start caring about the Holy Bible, the
Mercury Retrograde #2
At 07:18 UT (Universal Time), on Wednesday, September 24th, 2008, Mercury the cosmic trickster turns retrograde in Libra, the sign of the Scales, sending communications, travel, appointments, mail and the www into a general snarlup! This awkward period begins a few days before the actual turning point (as Mercury slows) and lasts for three weeks or so, until October 15, just after the Full Moon in Aries, when the Winged Messenger reaches his direct station. At this time he halts and begins his return to direct motion through the zodiac. Everything finally straightens out on October 31, as he passes the point where he first turned retrograde. Mercury turns retrograde three times a year, as a rule, but the effects of each period differ, according to the sign in which it happens (see box for Retrograde Periods in 2008). A planet is described as retrograde when it appears to be moving backwards through the zodiac. According to modern science, this traditional concept arises in the il
My Greatest Fantasy
you come home to find me laying naked on the bed.and you are quite angry as i can tell by looking at you.you grab me and make me get dressed and then you take me to another room and chain me up spread egale and you rip my shirt right off of my body.and you pull out a whip and start ripping into my back with it drawing my blood and you hear me scream and moan in pain.but it is turning you on and you keep going whipping me more and more.and you hear me scream and moan in pain and pleasure with each swing.you then come over and rip down my pants and you see i am fully erected and i see you smile.you then grab my cock takeing me deep into your mouth with me still chained up.you know i can't fight you off of me and it makes you smile as you keep sucking me more and more you feel my body tighten up and you grab me hard on my back digging your nails in deep and ripping my flesh.you hear me gasp in pain and you feel me start cumming but you don't stop you keep sucking me more and more and you
Bling Here Come And Get Them
border="0" alt="bling bling Pictures, Images and Photos"> > BLING FOR 150 COMMENTS IS THE DEAL TONIGHT OR UNTIL THEY RUN OUT! JUST STOP AND COMMENTS IN MY GIVEAWAY! E-MAIL WHEN DONE AND GET YOUR BLING ON.............................! Bling Bling (Floss With Us Remix) (ft. Jay Z, Jermaine Dupri, Warren G, Mack 10, Juvenile, Lil Wayne) - B.G. E-MAIL ME ~AKAMRS.T THE DREAM TEAM ~ DYLON'S DIVA MAFIA~ CLUB F.A.R.~SHADOW LEVELERS~ BAD GIRL~@ fubar
Addictions
Hello, im John and im a addict. I say those words 5 nights a week at my NA meetings because its true. I am a alcoholic battling a crippling illness called addiction. I have 5 months clean for the 3'rd time. Its a struggle, but i have to do it to stay alive, because i know if i relapse again, i wont be alive. Im working with a sponsor again who will try to keep my ass in line.. For all those who think partyuing and getting wasted is cool, u might want to re-think that, cause it leads to nothing but misery and heartbreak, these are just MY opinions.
My Son, My Hero
My Son, My Hero I am one proud mama tonight! My son did something at work today that impressed me, but did not surprise me. Andrew is a 17 year old Junior Volunteer Firefighter who has been trained in Fundamentals of Firefighting, first aid, CPR, hazmat awareness, and Incident Command, etc. He takes his position in the fire department very seriously. Andrew worked today from 4pm to 10pm. At around 6:30pm, his friend Steve's minitor went off. They heard the call for a vehicle into a structure at McDonald's, which is right across the street from where Andrew works. They looked over and saw that a car had crashed into the side of the McDonald's. Andrew's friend bluelighted it to the fire station, while Andrew's co-workers told Andrew to go. He grabbed a pair of gloves and ran over to the McDonalds. When he arrived on scene, he approached the police officer and fire chief (from a different department) and told them he was trained in first aid and CPR. Andrew asked
Shores Of Avalon
I fear the Augean light is sweeping through Camelot How bittersweet my triumphs seem, now Autumnal leaves succumb to frost Morganna art thou near me? Languid I wend my path to grave Cast my sword to the sulphyd grasp Of the naiad neath the silvered lake When waters stirred lay silent Mistress let the mists descend Thy tears cannot thaw Death's cold heart His sombre gaze defies legend More so than thine, else thy dew-lidded eyes Art for the Banshees song Or our souls entwined like vein upon The haunted shores of Avalon
Almost 2am
The Raven,
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. `'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door - Only this, and nothing more.' Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December, And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow From my books surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the lost Lenore - For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels named Lenore - Nameless here for evermore. And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating `'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door - Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door;
Cyst
I went for exploratory an cme home. Even thuo I cannot have kids any longer only the tubes were affected an I had the cyst removed , No Cancer thatnk God , So I am still Cancer free after 22 months yes! Far out. I was scared .. Farout!
Ladies Read This
I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of goin out.. I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just fuck you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry If I start not being there, and
Limp Bizkit - My Way Lyrics
Check, check, check check... out my melody Special You think you're special You do I can see it in your eyes I can see it when you laugh at me Look down on me You walk around on me Just one more fight About your leadership And I will straight up Leave your shit Cause I've had enough of this And now I'm pissed Yeah This time I'm 'a let it all come out This time I'm 'a stand up and shout I'm 'a do things my way It's my way My way, or the highway Check out, check check... out my melody Just one more fight About a lot of things And I will give up everything To be on my own again Free again Yeah This time I'm 'a let it all come out This time I'm 'a stand up and shout I'm 'a do things my way It's my way My way, or the highway Some day you'll see things my way Cause you never know Where, you never know Where you're gonna go Check out, check check... out my melody Just one more fight And I'll be history
What Is Love
LOVE...Is something special, not just a word to be used. I know when i say I love you to someone it has meaning. The last few years it's been used for nothing but a word. Love comes from the heart and makes you feel good, especially to the person/persons you are with. GOD created love for us to have. It shouldn't just be a word, it should have feeling when said. You say it to a loved one and to family. Do you say it to a friend you care about. Friends need love also, The few friends I have I do love them. It's not like the love I have for a family member, or a special person in my life. So to all my friends out there I LOVE YOU, and please say it like you really mean it. I know I do THANKS
Would You?
Would you even notice if I was swept away in a raging flood of unrequited Love's tears Would you throw me a line? Would you even notice if I faded away losing those emotions that color the soul Would you fill me back in? Would you even notice if I didn't come in standing alone and cold in the pouring rain Would you let some sun in? Would you even notice if I no longer cared apathy filling the spaces where love once dwelled Would you long for it still? Would you even notice if I wasn't here an empty seat, a paper one line, "I will love you forever" Would you miss me then?
Needing New Members
Goofylady and Cengin founded a new bombing family and along with The One, has added a leveling family as well. We are calling on all of our friends that love to bomb and love to enter contests, to please come check us out. Stop by our home page: Double Dragon Bombers & DD Levelers (NO BLANK FRIEND REQUESTS-READ ENTIRE PROFILE)@ fubar Read about us. If you are interested, leave a private message saying you would like to join. Hope to See you ALL there!!!!!!!
How To Start Fights,,lol
My friend emailed this to me, it was too funny not to share. And, since I know the most fucked up individuals, the last one is for all of you. I love my fucked up friends!!! My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, What's on TV? I said, Dust. And then the fight started... ========== My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 Seconds.' I bought her a scale. And then the fight started... ========= When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... So, I took her to a gas station... And then the fight started.... ========= After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I
Get Real People
it seems that honesty is a foreign concept in society as well as on our beloved fubar, it seems i cant get away with giving an honest rating on someones pictures without them getting pissed because i didnt give them a perfect rating and now im a slut and whatever oddly chosen name they choose? dont like the fact that youre NOT perfect and not everything is going to be sugarcoated well then i think you need to find a place in mommys basement and keep your optimistic little ego boosters posted up everywhere....dont hate me because reality isnt perfect.....were all adults here capable of handling honesty and critisizm with dignity....at least i thought...call me a bitch/cunt/whore/slag/whatever...doesnt matter to me....if youre entitled to your opinion arent i?
Bond - Viva
one of my favorit classical song... again this group is simply amazing how they breath so much energy into the clessics... if u havnt figured out by now I LOVE violen music...my SON learned how to play the violin from when he was in 5th grade and i and so proud and glad he did...
Bond - Shine
i abslutly love the flow of this song and the visuals are so amazing and inspiring to me at least, hope u all enjoy

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