lmao this nurse posted this on a website about stupid people that employees deal with... this one is just funny
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AARP Membership Comes With A Few Hidden Perks
Hospital | New Hampshire, USA
(I was trying to put a dressing on the arm of a VERY confused but cute elderly man.)
Me: “Just hold your arm out so I can wrap this around it.”
Elderly patient: *reaches out his arm and grabs my right breast*
Me: “Hey! You can’t do that!”
Elderly patient: “But I like it…”
Me: *laughs