"what are we going to do for FOOD??!!"-Tiffany
"there are little ones coming"-anna, "i dont care, they have their whole lives ahead of them"-me
"You watch the truck, I'll watch the bum!" -miff & piff
"what would u do for a klondike bar?"-jen
"ur mom..."-me
"give me more father"-tiffany
"its gonna be a pretty nice little saturday...we're gonna go to home depot! then bed bath and beyond...i dont know, i dont kno if we'll have enough time"-will ferrell, Old School
"FLANDE!!!"-ass and i
"the snoz berries taste like snoz berries"-super troopers
"mmm spagetti...oooo a snickers....MARSHMELLOWS"-tiff and i
"sexy five, high time!!"-jac jac and i
"we found a newt in the lake, it was so cool"-me
"there was a newton in the lake?"-anne
"this banana bread is sooo good"-me
"yummy yummy fruit loaf"-matty
"id nail it...id nail it hard..."-stacie
"is there a pink duck around?" -kaleen
"it's ok. we're ok. we're in the light. and we have a male... caucasian..." -me
"she's a polar bear!...WILLINGLY!" -jacjac
"u make me hot" - jacjac to me
"u make jacjac" -me(laughing)
"EVERYBODY MAKE JACJAC TONIGHT!" - me
"sometimes i wish i was a bug..." -me
"Im getting really concerned...ur dropping sig figs like MAD" -Withrow, my old chem teacher
"i miss my dog"- me
"i want a dog" -kaleen
"i have gum" -jacjac
"its good for ur gums" -jacjac
"has it been fifteen minutes yet?" -kaleen
"thats what she said" -me
"its ok. hes not off his cracker" -psych prof.
"ur gonna get an A" -jen to me
"UR gonna get an A" -me to jen
"your mom got an A in bed last night" -me
"i propose that we...uh..." -me
"i think about u sometimes"
"thats inappropriate" -kaleen
"the only reason im awake right now is because im upright" -sarah
"i want blimpeys...i was dreaming about it" -brandie
"i would be a scared" - tessa
"the library is closed. goodnight" -automated library response
"i dont know if i have a whoa on me" -jacjac
"i feel like...i feel like wanting to wave at those people" -tessa
"COMMIT!!!" -tessa
"ur eggs when ur drunk. im pancakes." -ashley
"i want...a food" -me
"i dont have any boobs" -tiff
"touch meghan's" -towel
"i'll order a side of pickle" -jen
"my friends call me dorey" -jen
"i can see why..." -me
"o thats why..." -jen
"i have energy. i just want to...bounce" -jacjac
"do u want in?" -jacjac
"do u have a pen? im going to write a personal check"-piff
"what are u eating?"- nan
"top ramon"- towel
"bread?"- nan
"top ramon"- towel
"pepperoni?"-nan
"top ramon"-towel
"have u been saying that the whole time?"-nan
"hmmm theres a moving truck broken down...i think they're struggling"-me
"they are probably hispanic"- squishy
"im getting a hamster"- me
"a hamster?"- sean
"you should say its a sexual term"-towel
"im getting a raging hamster..."-towel
"my hamster is really acting up"- me
"dam thats good shit"-me and towel
