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Honey Ambrosia
Ambrosia recipe is made with honey, coconut, orange juice, oranges, and bananas. INGREDIENTS: · 4 medium oranges, peeled and sliced · 1 medium banana, peeled and sliced · 1/2 cup orange juice · 1/4 cup honey · 2 tablespoons lemon juice · 1/4 cup flaked coconut PREPARATION: Gently combine orange slices and banana slices. Combine the orange juice with honey and lemon juice; pour over fruit. Sprinkle with coconut. Serves 4.

Not E Ven An Update, Just A Constant State I Guess?
Is it possible to love somebody too much? I'm such a clingy fuckface. I hate it. She is always on my mind and I almost wish I were busier so that I wouldn't be spending all my time waiting on her--because her life is much busier than mine. I just...I make myself sick sometimes with the way I am about her. No woman can deal with a clingy guy for long. I'm trying so fucking hard NOT to be apain in her ass, but I can only imagine that she probably views my little "just called to let you know I love you"s as me being some paranoid fuckhead--which I guess maybe I am. I need her. I need to be with her. I miss you. I love you. I'm sorry if this bothers you.

Does The Staff Really Care Or Will They Do Something?
YOU EITHER ARE FOR IT OR AGANST ME. I DO NOT CARE.I AM SICK AND TIRED OFF CHERRY TAP HEAD STAFF BABYJESUS AND SCRAPPER.THEY COULD CARE LESS WHAT THE MEMBERS HAVE TO SAY.THE MEMBERS MAKE THE SITE WHAT IT IS NOT THEM.WITHOUT THE MEMBERS CHERRYTAP WOULD BE NOTHING.THEY WILL NOT EVEN BOTHER TO "OPEN"A MESSAGE SENT IN BY MEMBERS.AND I FOR ONE HAVE PUT IN THE WISH LIST AND ALSO SENT BOTH OF THEM MESSAGES ABOUT PICTURE RIPPING.MY QUESTION TO THEM AND YOU IS."WHY SHOULD CHERRYTAP CONTROL OUR PHOTOS AND ALLOW ASS HOLES TO RIP THEM OFF FOR PERSONAL GAIN.IT WOULD BE A SIMPLE TASK TO ADD THE OPTION TO OUR SETTINGS LIKE THIER OTHER USSLESS SETTING OPTIONS THEYHAVE TO ADD A DROPDOWN LIKE THE OTHER SETTINGS HAVE AS "ALLOW PICTURE RIPPING"WITH A DROPDOWN "YES"OR"NO" IF YOU AGREE WITH ME REPOST THIS IF NOT I GOT 2 WORDS FOR YOU. Play Boy Bunny Rate My Profile A 10 First Before I Add U As A Friend@ CherryTAP i agree.... and there should be an option and the "send this pic to" also... and yea

Are You Hung Up On Looks?
Are you hung up on looks? By Bob Strauss Before we talk about dating only hotties, let’s consider the animal kingdom for a moment: “The Egyptian vulture is a beautiful bird with white plumage and a yellow head. Yellow heads are very sexy among Egyptian vultures, the yellower the better. Unfortunately, the way they get those yellow heads is by eating the dung of other animals—sheep, goats, and cows. Which just goes to show, amazing looks might be a sign of an unsavory habit.” The next time you ogle that flawlessly beautiful specimen of female or male pulchritude at the coffee shop, consider these words of wisdom from Katherine Gould, author of A Tiger in the Bedroom: Lessons from Mother Nature’s Sex Shop: While it’s unlikely that the object of your affection has been feasting on you-know-what, focusing exclusively on her appearance may be a sign that you need to bring some higher brain functions — such as intelligence, intuition, and common sense — into play. How can you tel

My Sign
Cancer You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool. You have to have trust in your partner, so you’re not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you won’t take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling. Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Update --new Cds
I got some good new CDs recently that you should know about: Atheist- Unquestionable Presence Spock's Beard- Feel Euphoria Anthrax- Anthrology Dead Can Dance- Dead Can Dance The Chemical Brothers- Singles 93-03 Love and Rockets--I forget the title but whichever one isn't earth sun moon, and it's blue Jagermeister 2005 sampler CD And did I mention that I got ALL OF THEM for free? Well almost all...I paid $1 for the Atheist CD, that's it. Howard from Clove gifted the others to me as a thank you for volunteering here. :)

Check Out This Test
You scored as Smart. Way to go, smart person! People are totally attracted to you by your brains. Keep it up, it's good for life as well!Smart97%Sexual83%Funny80%Beautiful/Handsome80%Different77%In What Way Are You Attractive?created with QuizFarm.com

Sexual Quiz
Pisces You have an awesome imagination, and often put it to use for sexual purposes. You are very romantic and don’t hook-up with random people very often. Because sex to you is about showing your love, you are incredibly romantic in bed, and very giving. You tend be in a serious relationship more often then not. Sex matches: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Episode 1
I do a little photography from time to time and work with computer, desktop publishing. My wife has many girl friends and I am bit of a loaner, so most of our setups have been with people she knows. We have done a lot of FFM because she likes to watch me. Last weekend she had a friend over for me to take pictures of for her new website. She is into bondage and I am curious so I agreed. In walks this skinny little girl, me I like them a little larger in all departments. We sat in the living room and she explained what she was looking for in the pictures. Never done any BDSM pictures so this was the first of many first that night, actually early evening. She wanted to start in B/W and from a lot of different angles; I knew the perfect wall to use. While I snapped away while my wife was watching over my shoulder and was very quiet, this is not her style. As her friend moved from one position to the next I could hear zippers behind me but I was busy snapping pictures. We shot fo

Recipes
Chicken With This baked fruited chicken is a tasty family meal for any night. Use chicken breasts without skin to make this lower in fat. INGREDIENTS: 2 1/2 to 3 1/2 pounds chicken pieces 1/2 cup flour 1 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper 2 tablespoons vegetable oil 1 cup orange juice 2 tablespoons honey 2 tablespoons vinegar 1 tablespoon chopped parsley 1 can (15 to 16 ounces) sliced peaches, drained PREPARATION: Wash chicken pieces and pat dry. Combine flour, salt, and pepper in a shallow bowl or food storage bag. Coat peaches with the flour mixture. Heat oil in a Dutch oven or deep heavy skillet; brown chicken on all sides. Add the orange juice, honey, vinegar, and chopped parsley. Cover and bake (if necessary, transfer to a baking dish or ovenproof pan) at 350° for 45 minutes. Add peaches; bake 5 minutes longer. Serves 4

Quotes Of The Day For 11/8 - Joy
"There is no pain so great as the memory of joy in present grief." Aeschylus "We could never learn to be brave and patient if there were only joy in the world." Hellen Keller "The deeper that sorrow carves into your being the more joy you can contain. Is not the cup that holds your wine the very cup that was burned in the potter's oven?" Kahlil Gibran "We choose our joys and sorrows long before we experience them." Kahlil Gibran "In reality, in love there is a permanent suffering which joy neutralizes, renders virtual, delays, but which can at any moment become what it would have become long earlier if one had not obtained what one wanted, atrocious." Marcel Proust "If you were all alone in the universe with no one to talk to, no one with which to share the beauty of the stars, to laugh with, to touch, what would be your purpose in life? It is other life, it is love, which gives your life meaning. This is harmony. We must discover the joy of each other, the joy

Booty Call
I would like to welcome all of you to the new Booty Call class given by Professor Lick Smack Slurp TomTom. At this time I shall need a volunteer from the class, the pupil should be well washed clean and free of hair or trimmed neatly. Please introduce yourself to the Class and then remove all under garments seeing as you shall have no need for them during this long demonstration given by me Professor Lick Smack Slurp TomTom. The student may help Professor Lick Smack Slurp TomTom by the use of their fingers or other means; in which feel free to indulge yourself and be happy, be very happy. If the Student wishes to have a partner then I Professor Lick Smack Slurp TomTom shall decide if said student is able to help with the Demonstration. Seeing as that this is a girl’s only class, but for me Professor Lick Smack Slurp TomTom there should be no issue with the Partner situation. First the rules that the Schools says I must enforce while on School property. 1. no pulling Professors

I'm out here everyday breakin' hearts along the way I cause tears to fall and some to lose it all This whole world would be Better off without me Well, I'm the saddest words you've spoken I'm a promise broken I'm the ballgame that you missed I'm the calls that don't come in I'm every poor excuse you use to cover up the truth I tell the people that you love That they dont matter quite enough There's no stoppin' me once I'm in motion I'm a promise broken Disappointment, disillusion Despair, confusion I've seen it all in their eyes Dont promise you will if you wont Dont say you do if you dont Its alright to say you'll try Well, I get pushed aside when you move on with your life But I'll stand the test of time in your heart and in your mind You'll think about me now and then Wonder how your life might've been But I will leave you never knowin' Well, I'm a promise broken I'm a promise broken

This One Really Made Me Laugh ... Copy And Share All You Want
Kids Ya Got To Luv Um The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employees home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?" Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked," Is your Daddy home?" "Yes", whispered the small voice. "May I talk with him?" the man asked. To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No." Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked," Is your Mommy there?" "Yes", came the answer. "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "no". Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child. "Is there anyone there besides you?" the boss asked the child. "Yes" whispered the child, "A policeman". Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's hom

The F Word
The "F" Word 10 Historical Proper Uses of The "F" word! We all know that it isn't polite to use the "F" word! There are only ten times in history the "F" word has been acceptable for use: 10. "What the f___ was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 9. "Look at all them f___ing Indians!" - Custer, 1877 8. "Any f___ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938 7. "It does so f___ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926 6. "How the f___ did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC 5. "You want WHAT on the f___ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566 4. "Where the f___ are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937 3. "Scattered f___ing showers....My ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC 2. "Aw c'mon. Who the f___'s going to find out?"- Bill Clinton, 1999 And number 1 . . . drum roll . . . . 1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this f___ing mad." - Osama bin Laden

I Love You All!!!!
THANKS ALL WHO VOTED FOR ME IN THE HOTTEST FEMALE ON CHERRY TAP CONTEST!! I WON!!! YAAAAAAAAY!!!!!....IF ANY OF YOU EVER NEED ANYTHING PLEASE LET ME KNOW CUZ I OWE YOU ALL!!! MUCH MUCH LOVE ~WENDY

Still Stand(up)ing
OK, to my TAP family, friends, and fans I have been having net access problems over the past week and that is why you haven't seen much of me. I haven't faded in the sunset. I have been around and been up to doing my standup bit. Last night (11/07/06) I went on stage again at Phil Brady's in Baton Rouge. Since it was only my secodn time on stage there and my third overall my A material is all my material. Also, I went on after a great comedienne who hit her material and killed (to those unfamiliar with standup that means had a great set and had the crowd roaring with laughter). The three comedians before her were killing them as well. Without trying to make any excuses or sound like I'm making an excuse, My best material is at maybe a 6 or 7 compared to theirs being a 10. In otherwords, I was following a tough act. I can't say I bombed, well mayne I hit an asprin factory. Bombing in comedy happens. Ask the most seasoned and successful comedians, even the best in thie biz like Ge

Pissed
I DONT ASK MUCH FROM MY FRIENDS BUT IM ALWAYS HELPING OTHERS...THE ONLY TIME I ASK FOR HELP I DONT GET IT...IF YOU ARE REALLY MY FRIEND YOU WILL HELP ME WIN THIS...SPAM AS MUCH AS YOU CAN FOR AS LONG AS YOU CAN...I SEE ALOT OF YOU PEEKING BUT NOT HELPING...THATS SOOO NOT COOL GUYS!!! THIS SHOWS WHAT GREAT FRIENDS I HAVE HUH? PLZ PLZ PLZ HELP ME

Did You Know....
Did You Know.... That your comments and ratings that you leave on our models and DVD help us with our future projects? All input is valued and helps us to be the type of company that you want us to be...

My Dog Passed Away Today...
Today when he woke up, he was having alot of trouble breathing, more than usual and he could hardly move. So the family and I decided to make a choice and we put our dog, Henry, down today at 11am. He went peacefully, as if he knew it was his time. The shot they gave him, gentley put him into a deep sleep in which he passed on. I tried to stay as strong as I could for him, but I broke down when it was time to say goodbye. Right now, I don't know exactly what's going through my head; just bits and pieces. I know I'm really pissed off and angry about the way things are going in my life right now, and I know that this is not what I needed right now. I'm just so sick of everything and feeling like I have nothing left and then just when I think I've got nothing left, something happens, and another part of my life gets taken away..I didn't just lose my dog, I lost a family member, and more importantly, a loyal friend!

Election Hangover
It’s November 8th, 1:05 in the afternoon. I’m sick to my stomach. I have been since last night. I’ve been walking around today in a daze. I don’t know if I should be pissed, sick, or depressed. Guess I’m all-of-the-above. A sort of “Election Hangover”. Yes, I realized it was a good chance the communis….errr….”Democrats” would secure the House, and as I write this, quite possibly the senate. (Waiting to hear Joe Webb’s possible win from Va. who, by the way, for 20 years has written child porn stories as well as stories about violence against women. Great choice Va.!!!) But what’s really made me sick is Ohio. Specifically the Ohio voters. So, I’ll start with the Ohio issues. Good ole Ohio, the poorest state in the union, as well as most taxed. Cleveland, Toledo, and Cincy the butt of many jokes. Union ran Ohio who wonders why the companies are leaving Ohio. Why Ohioans leave to spend money in dreaded Pennsylvania and even Canada on gambling. The smart thing to do would be legalize

Dirty Survey
Welcome to the Dirty Survey. Are you daring enough to answer this for this person? Rules: TELL THE TRUTH!! 1. Would you have sex with me? 2. What positions would u want to be in? 3. Would u suck/LICK me? 4. Would u fuck me hard? 5. Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? 6. Would u pull my hair while you did me? 7. Would u do me in the shower? 8.Would u handcuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? 9. Would u have a 3-some with me? 10. What about me makes u want to have sex with me? 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed? 12. Where would you do me? 13. Would u do me in front of people? 14. Would u do me again and again? 15. Would u do me in the rain? 16. Would u mind if we did it like a porn star? 17. Would u have phone sex with me? 18. Would u cheat on me? 20. If I gave u my heart would you love it or let it go? 21. Would you do me once and leave me the next day? 22. Would u tell me the truth no matter what it is or what you

I Got A Second Job!!
Hello! i am soo happy right now.. i got a second job!! lol yay, more money for me & christmass!! i can tell you this though! after chrismass im going to be saving for an appartment and furniture, etc...yay!! hehe i cant wait..where im working also has good chance for improvement. i could very well end up a manager within the year!! hehe im so going to spoil my mom for christmass!!! =) i have soo many people i have to buy presents for for christmas so now i dont want to worry..hehe cant wait till i start =)

Yesterday's Election Results
First of all let me state that this is my opinion and may not be shared by all that reads this but here it is. Yesterday's election results comes as no surprise to me as a person that grew up during the Viet Nam war era! As Americans we are a nation that has the attention span of a puppy. We at first rally around the flag and say yeah go get those bastards that killed so many on 911 but after a day or two we settle back into our routine and listen to the drive by media and soon are calling for the heads of the men and women that were elected to lead this country through one of the most devastating times of our generation. These so called Flag waving Americans that a few months prior to 911 would have burned it were now flying it from every where unlike those of us that had for years for no reason other than pride for our country!!! They made me sick!!! Well let me say you something to the ones of you that voted against our Commander-In-Chief and make no doubt that is exactly what you

Horror Killer
You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.Jigsaw80%Hannibal Lecter60%Pinhead50%Captain Spaulding50%Freddy Krueger40%Jason Voorhees35%Michael Myers20%Leatherface20%Candyman20%Buffalo Bill10%Whic

Good At Your Job ?
These are actual quotes taken from job performance reviews: 1. I would not allow this employee to breed. 2. This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more definitely a won't be. 3. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap. 4. When she opens her mouth, it seems it is only to change whichever foot was previously there. 5. He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle. 6. This young lady has delusions of adequacy. 7. He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. 8. This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. 9. This employee should go far and the sooner he starts, the better. 10. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. 11. Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching. 12. A room temperature IQ. 13. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it together. 14. A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.

Love In The Cyber World
Is it possible to aquire real and true feelings for a person in the cyber world? I mean all things are against you, yes you can chat and look at pics and even do the cam date, You cannot touch,feel or truely look into the eyes the way that you should have to to fall in love. Distances separate you and doubts apperar in your head about that first meeting. Will I be safe are they stalkers. Because lets face it we can be anyone we want to be online. Well I have had one of those encounters happen to me.I met someone wonderful and of course younger than me and he makes me light up when we talk. We haven't spoken on the phone as of yet but we are considering setting up our first meeting.we are beginning to have deep feelings and I love it. I am his girl and he is my guy. In The Cyber World

Grow Up, Bitch.
If the manager of our apartment building would spend half as much time doing her job as she does harassing me, her job would not be in jeopardy. Simple right? Not only that, but starting a harassment campaign against personal friends of the owner was not her most brilliant move. I am usually pretty soft hearted myself (I have a hard time admitting that out loud) but the owner is even softer. With all the tenant complaints, any other boss would have fired her ass, new baby or no. I can walk around this building and point out three things on any given day that have been broken for months and not fixed. Hell, if I can do it, so can she. But her biggest mistake of all was in locking my son out of the building. I am vengeful and mean, but I would never, ever, take my wrath for someone out on their child. I have devoted my every waking moment to making this bitch either so miserable she quits or little white men in little white coats come to take her away. HAHA HEHE HOHO.

First Blog
This Is So Aweseom! And I Thought That My Space Was Cool, Thank You Minga For Introducing Me To The Site I Owe You One! You Guys Feel Free To Drop Me A Line and Say Hi, Looking Forward To meeting New people and talking! hannah

Holidays Are Coming
well as we all know the holidays are coming so i've been thinking. and well why dont we take the time to write to at least one soldier that is not home with their family just to let them know they are love at the most special time fo the year. what could it hurt and who knows you may find a great friend. so my idea is for all the soldiers to give someone or many their addresses and then to write to them maybe send them a lil something. show those risking their lives for us that we appreciate it! please help me show our troops some love this holiday season.

My Love
I just got back together with my ex (IAN). and this time it is a wonderfull healthy relationship and i am really happy. he is a wonderfull fiance. i love him dearly. he is my everything i would do anything for him. i love you so much ian

Desire
Lips on mine kissing ravishing tangling Stealing my breath away Mouth on my neck teasing licking sucking Quivering with pleasure Breath in my ear whispering panting gasping trembling with desire Hands on my body touching caressing massaging Feeling heaven on earth Tongue on me, in me tasting probing sliding Driving me wild You inside me stroking thrusting throbbing Screaming in gratification Me and you wanting needing loving Spending time like this forever

Dreamin Of You
As time slips away into the night I lie awake in the dark and dream of you Breathing upon my hot skin Tasting my sensitive spots with your mouth As the stars twinkle in the velvet sky I lie awake in the dark and dream of you Slipping your tongue deep into my secret places Caressing my heated flesh with your hands As the darkest hour before dawn arrives I lie awake in the dark and dream of you Becoming one with my inflamed body Sliding deep inside my wet, hot, sweet love As the morning light creeps across the floor I lie awake in the shadows and dream of you Kissing me until I moan for more Taking me to heaven with just one touch As time slips away into the morning I lie awake in the light and dream of you Bringing me to heights of pleasure I’ve never felt Making love to me until delicious waves of rapture crash throughout my body And the walls absorb my screams of ecstasy

Kiss In The Rain
Share with me A kiss in the rain Draw my body near And feel my warmth Two hearts have never Thundered like this Taste my lips mingled With a summer shower Drink slow and easy A tiny sip here a long drink there Taste my sweetness Feel my breath against Your heated mouth A storm of passion Beats down Soaking two bodies Combined as one Tongues tangled in a Slow dance of lust

Tired Of The Game...
Sometimes I just want to scream!! I like where I live it's great but everytime a new neighbor moves in they want to complain about my drums. It's really not that loud I've had many tenants over the years..14 years I have lived in this town house..I have stood in these places empty checking for sound and how loud it is for others...It is very faint but you can hear them turn on a tv or other things that make noise and you can't hear it at all..I have to check to see if my neighbors are home now I never used to do that..I only play for an hour or 2 smack in the middle of the day ...Some people hate others having fun and I think they need to realize I was here first..I told them if they have a problem with it to tell me ..Instead they sit in their house talking loud with all the windows open so I can hear them go on and on about my walls of drums. They think I'm making the devils music and I'm dammed..So be it, if you don't like it move..

Dreams Coming On Fast
When I sleep I have dreams just like everyone else. When I sleep I dream of you. I dream of the day that I can say I love you. I dream of the future. I dream of the day that I can hear you say I love you too. I dream of being with you. I dream of you. When I sleep I see your face. I sleep and dream of just hearing you breath. I sleep and dream just like everyone else. No one else can see what I dream of. They wouldn't understand that I dream of you. Your in my day dreams, the dreams I have at night. Your on my mind all the time. You just have to say one word and I am hooked. If I had one wish. I would wish that you could see me for who I am. Dreams are coming fast these days.

King Contest Is Open...
Alright everyone TAZMAN'S Angel won my Queen for a Day contest last night and now she needs her king! So vote for your favorite! Its only based on number of rates...not the percentage or whatever..a 1 is as good as a 10! So here they are...In no particular order!!! You have 24 hours..Closes at 1pm central tomorrow!!

Always
Forgotten now, the outside world. All is here, behind this door. He strokes her body tenderly, she arches up for his caress. He finds her silken portal and her womanly wetness. She moans in fiery desire and pulls his hand away, wishing to end this exquisite torture and get on with passion’s play. She straddles his waiting body, eases him into her feminine hollow. She leads him on a rhythmic dance, his thrusting hips must follow. She rides him faster, even then, to hear his wondrous sighs. She shows him all the delights she has between her womanly thighs. They stare into each other’s eyes and gasp as ecstasy unreels, and tangles them in a lover’s knot that every answer reveals. Sated, they lie side by side, spent but hungering still. She touches him where their passion came and tastes their lovers spill. Their mouths meet in passionate need, hungry animals once more. This time he

I'm Going Thru Changes
i'm going thru changes i'm feelin bitter i'm feeling sad i lost the best friend i ever had she was my women i loved her so but it's to late now i've let her go we sherd the years we sherd each Day in love togther we found the way it take so long to realiza my love was blindet love went to stray i miss her so wish i could go back and cange the years i'm going thru changes.

Why, God, Did You Curse Me With This Face?
This is an e-mail I recived this morning on my accound on Zorpia.com manav_r_hunk, 21 New York, NY United States hey hi sexy watz up..u lookin cute n hot and i dont wanna miss hot girls..wan add me in msn cool_n_naughty@hotmail.com catch u there byee this is how i m gonna seduce u: U willl be lying on a bed. First i wud just slide my hand from ur legs, to ur thighs, slowly inbetween ur legs... and then massage ur hair and cunt under ur panties for some time and slowly smooch u and squeeze ur boobs and then my fingers wud slide inside the heaven slot and wud explore more finger it finger it finger it finger it finger it finger it finger it finger it finger it finger it finger it finger it and then rub my tool on ur panties... after some time wud take off ur tops and u wud remain in ur bra and panties.. and then wud open ur panties and kiss the heaven slot and squeeze ur boob at the same time... and then on to ur belly button kiss them suck them.. and move up on to ur b

Hey!
I like this site. It is soooo much faster than myspace! whoo!! The people are nice too! I can't wait to actually do things on here. I have to get points and stuff before I can do much of anything, but I am willing! If you wanna chat, just message me!

Here I Go Ranting Again, Lol
well let me see... ok i appologize to all the gentleman cowboys out there... you are truely one in a millions. but to all these kmart cowboys who think just cuz they wear a hat and a buckle they baught at some tack shop that they are range riders .... Get some country living experience first darlin cuz cowgirl real cowgirls can tell the difference between a kmart and the real mccoy. we can tell in your walk, your eyes, your smile, the things you do, the clothes you wear, the way you talk when in the presence of a woman. we know so next time you walk up to a cowgirl and wonder why she laughs and walks away remember my words.... we like real cowboys men we know will keep us warm on cold nights, who can keep up with us when horseback riding, who will share our dip cans, who will ever be faithful and true. thats what we want that smirk and head shake as we walk away from you is your indication that we know you are a poser and by us doing that it tells every cowgirl with in line of sight wh

Love!!!
PHILOSOPHY OF LOVE..... "Love is not something that will happen overnight, nor is it something that will never happen. Love takes kindness, but mostly it takes patience". This is something that took the lose of everything for me to see...but it is so true. Have a beautiful day and remember life is to short!

Fergalicious
Fergalicious by Fergie [Will I Am] Listen up ya'll, Cuz this is it The beat that I'm bangin' is de-li-cious [Fergie] Fergalicious definition make them boys go loco They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo You could see me, you can't squeeze me I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy I got reasons why I tease 'em Boys just come and go like seasons [Hook] Fergalicious (Fergalicious) But I ain't promiscuous And if you was suspicious All that shit is fictitious I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh) That puts them boys on rock, rock And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno) [Chorus] So delicious (It's hot, hot) So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock) So delicious (they wanna slice of what I got) Fergalicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty) [Verse 2] Fergalicious def-, Fergalicious def-, Fergalicious def- [def fading echo] Fergalicious definition make them boys go crazy They always claim they know me Comin' to me

Cherry Tap Friends
i never used to believe that you could have any sort of online relationship even if it was just a friendship. but since i got a page on here i learned different. there are so many amazing people on here and i have created many new friendships. some that i can see lasting forever and possibly turning into a personal thing others that are simply gonna stay online friendships. either way i want every last one of you to know that i am glad to say that i have you as friends and that i know if i never need anything all i have to do is get on my computer and find you. thank you so much to you all. a lot of you have helped me through this break up and kept my head high just by giving me a lil encouragment. there are some of you that i will never be able to thank enough but always know that i greatly appreciate what you have done for me.

People On Here
I have been reading a lot of profiles the last few weeks there are some really cool people on here.I have read a lot of mumms as well and I feel for the people that are confused and like the ones that make you think.Thanks guys and gals for the great time here.

Astropsychology Profile - Capricorn Part 2
Capricorn, House Number 12 Let’s now investigate what is going on in the subconscious area of your male or female friend born in January. So now let’s look at House Number 12 in the Section Housing System and read the keywords and get more information. In this hidden area, Capricorn becomes a spiritual Sagittarius. This is the area of fear, imagination, the subconscious and deception. Sagittarius loves to study, thus, your male or female friend born in January will spend much time alone to do so. The subconscious desire to educate themselves is very strong as the gathered information may help the competitive Capricorn use the information to climb the mountain of success and recognition. It is also important for those born in January to realize that the books do not necessarily teach the truth. On a negative note, Neptune rules fears in this House of the subconscious. Thus, your Capricorn friend may nurture a subconscious fear to miss the ultimate information or education that wil

Astropsychology Profile - Capricorn Part 1
RE-Post this Capricorn file please and wait for yours. I will post it soon. DT True Celestial Knowledge and Astropsychology Startheme Publications Ltd. Tel (602) 265-7667 Fax: (602) 265-8668 E-Mail Dr.Turi@cox.net Web Page: http://drturi.com Little sample of my book I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOU! THE TRUE POWER OF ASTROPSYCHOLOGY Louis Turi, M.D.S. Published by Startheme Publications Copyright © 2000 by Dr. Louis Turi All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, recording, or any information storage and retrieval system, now known or to be invented, without permission in writing from the publisher. Special Issue — Limited Edition July 2000 Cover illustration and design by Madeline Rosenstein and Chris Tittle ISBN: ISBN:0-9667312-4-7 Printed in the United States of America Website www.drturi

Try Yer Swedish Skillz
download and listen --- > http://www.slayradio.org/mastering_swedish_lesson_5.php if you can manage to say all those stuff... u beat me in swedish ;) Lek lik och låt lat - Play a corpse and sound lazy Termometerns nål visade noll - The needle on the thermometer showed zero Skönt skjut i ett skjul är kul vid jul - Nice shag in a shed is fun around Christmas Liemannen stjäl din själ utan skäl - The grim reaper steals your soul without reason Blir salt sylt sålt? - Does salty jam get sold? Ett troll fastnade i båtens trål - A troll got cought in the boats trawl net Pål snubblade på en pil och föll i en pöl - Pål stumbled on an arrow and fell into a puddle En dag stod min deg nära dig och dog, den dög inte - One day my dough stood near you and died, it didn't cut it Två dör av dyr sil i en sal - Two die of an expensive fix in a hall Ska vi bränna vår balla badboll på bål? -

Loving A Soldier
have you ever sat back and wondered why the hell there are so many single soldiers? well being the ex fiancee of one and soon to be girl of another i can tell you its because there is a lot more to it then what there is to most relationships and you have to be super patient. even though me and my fiancee are no longer together it wasnt cuz of the military and i still respect him greatly for what he does. he risks his life for us every day...even though hes reserves it wont take more then them saying he has to go for him to go active. dont get me wrong there is no love like the love of a soldier but its hard for some people to cope with the fact that they are always gone or that you dont hear from them for sometimes weeks on end. but remember that if they love you its for real and they will do anything for you. so take a minute out of your day to stop by a soldiers site and say hi. let them know you appreciate what they are doing because you never know if they have someone special

Absolutely Pathetic
OK, I admit this is my being utterly judgmental. Maybe I'm just in a mood, or maybe I'm just very disappointed in my gender at the moment.. Who knows? But the amount of seemingly "Desperate" men on this board is just pathetic. "Would you date me"? "Would you fuck me"? "I'm single, are you interested"? I know I'm not the best looking guy. I know my faults well, and embrace them. I'm even at times very shy (Although you'd probably never know that based on CT LOL) And *I* have NEVER had a problem attracting women. So when I see what I consider to be reasonably attractive guys literally BEGGING for attention and/or contact with women here, it gets on my nerves. Are men REALLY this pathetic nowadays?

Relationships
From the time we’re born and as children growing up, we’re taught that love is the only thing that matters between two people. From the bedtime stories our parents read to us to the movies we watched, the ended was always something about the two main characters falling in love and living happily ever after. It was imprinted in our minds that as long as you love each other, everything will be okay. Well, as most people realize when they get older and fall in love, this “fairy tale” love story isn’t the truth at all. In my experiences, yes true love exists, but it’s very difficult to maintain. As you may have guessed, I’m talking about my boyfriend and me. We’ve been together for five months (which I realize isn’t very long, but it just depends on the relationship) and I love him with all my heart. We fight and bicker all the time. I’ve never fought with a boyfriend before. I hate fighting, I hate arguing, yelling, cursing. I can’t handle it. So the fact that we fight so much

No Regrets
If I knew it would be the last time That I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord, your soul to keep. If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door, I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more. If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, I would video tape each action and word, so I could play them back day after day. If I knew it would be the last time, I could spare an extra minute to stop and say "I love you," instead of assuming you would KNOW I do. If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day, Well I'm sure you'll have so many more, so I can let just this one slip away. For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for an oversight, and we always get a second chance to make everything just right. There will always be another day to say "I love ! you," And certainly there's another chance to say our "Anything

What Magical Power Would You Most Likely Have?
You scored as Mind Reader. You now know all... since mind reading is the ability that you would most likely have. Maybe you'll use it to catch up on all the gossip without even speaking to anyone, or maybe you'll use it to spread gossip (since you know secret thoughts...) Use this power well, and if you become a politician, well, have fun!Mind Reader56%Telekinesis44%Fire Starter44%Flying31%What magical power would you most likely have?created with QuizFarm.com

Bush
Some Mumms should not die... Comments on this mumm: TexasAQHA 2006-11-08 10:09:13 We are Americans and whether we agree with our regime or not we are LUCKY to be Americans. We get to elect our President, and our representatives, we have rights!!! I am a Proud American and although I cringe at some things that are elected leaders do, at least they are OUR elected leaders. You do not like what they are doing then vote. We have term limits for a reason, and we have elections for that same reason. delete comment TexasAQHA 2006-11-08 10:01:30 3rd Our soldiers are dying to protect a people that have known no protection, a people that know no trust. We are fighting something that has been engraved into the minds of an entire culture. A decisive victory in Iraq will be hard to define, but to leave would certainly mean a mass genocide of the Iraqi people. I look at the pits we dug up with 100 and 1000s of Iraqi people laying decaying and I get mad, I see people

Sexual
Glistening bodies entwined in an ageless erotic dance, seeking pleasures from each other, seeking wonder and romance. She touches his face with tenderness. He draws her body near. Aching, needing hunger will make their destiny clear. Their lips meet in soft kisses, their tongues begin passion’s war.

Find Out What Type Of Supernatural Creature You Would Be!!!
You scored as Elemental. You are a Elemental. You find your center by surrounding yourself in nature, and often you are influenced by the color green, and life. Being so down to earth, I my only suggestion would be to find your artistic center in nature, because you are the type of person to flourish if you are in your element. Elemental88%Magic user75%Fariy75%Vampire69%Mermaid63%Warewolf56%Elf50%Mortal44%Ghost44%Demon6%Find out what type of supernatural creature you would be!!!

The Microsoft Cafe
Customer: Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem? Customer: There's a fly in my soup! Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time. Customer: No, it's still there. Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead. Customer: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there. Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using? Customer: A SOUP bowl! Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up? Customer: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup? Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup? Customer: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day! Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day? Customer: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day?

Through The Eyes Of A Firefighter
Through these eyes I have seen the miracle of birth and also the tragedies of death. Through these eyes I have seen the path of destuction that a fire leaves behind. And also the rebuilding of the damage it has caused. Through these eyes I have seen the crumbled metal of a car accident and also the untouched body that sometimes comes walking out. Through these eyes I have seen the sadness of loved ones that helplessly stand by watching. And also the excitement when a rescue is successful and no one gets hurt. Through these eyes I have helped victims that I know and also ones that I have never seen before, while sometimes risking my own safety. Through these eyes I have seen a new life come into the world and a few hours later, one taken away. Through these eyes I have seen unprevoked attacks on innocent people and the look of evil in the eyes of the attacker. Through these eyes I have seen a mother praying for her childs life and also a family relieved that the

The Shift Key
Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real* shift keys are located above them, and these keys are just little signs to point them out? A: Nope, they're the Real McCoy. The little arrows mean "up", as in "look up at the screen". Your keyboard is telling you to learn to touch type and quit staring at your fingers. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What happens if I press both shift keys? A: Even bigger letters may show up on your screen. You should not use this feature, however, because these letters are also brighter, and may cause Screen Burn-In, which would be particularly embarrassing if you were typing something naughty at the time. You might consider obtaining the author's Shift Key Burn-In Protector program for only $139.95. Or you might not, it's your computer, but don't say I didn't warn you. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: my rel

Lost Willy
John had a terrible accident which mangled his private parts, requiring they be removed. His spirit was broken. His doctor told him: "John, all is not lost. I can make you better than before. It is possible for us to replace your lost member with a prostetic. However, the procedure is considered cosmetic and would not be paid by your insurance. The hope of regaining his manly prowess lifted John's heart to ask: "How much would it cost?" His doctor explained: "You can get the 4 inch model for £6,000.00 (John's frown quickly faded); or the 6 incher for £7,500.00 (John began to smile); or you may have the 9 inch version for £10,000.00." (John grinned as his eyes widened with anticipation) "But normally I insist that the decision be made only after you've consulted with your wife" John happily agreed, and set off for home. Upon his next return, the doctor asked for his decision. John hung his head sadly, replying: "She said for that kind of money, she'd rather a new kitch

What Kind Of Angel Are You??(pics)
You scored as You are an Angel of Beauty. You are an Angle of Beauty. You seek all those things which are visually appealing as well as those that are beautiful on the inside!You are an Angel of Beauty94%You are an innocent Angel81%You are half Fallen/ half Light Angel!75%Angel of Light63%You are an Angel of Pain44%What kind of Angel are you??(PICS)created with QuizFarm.com

No Smoke
Tech Support:"What's the problem?" Customer:"There is smoke coming out of the power supply." Tech Support:"You'll need a new power supply." Customer:"No I don't! I just need to change the startup files." Tech Support:"Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it." Customer:"No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup and it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the command." 10 minutes later, the Customer is still adamant that they are right. The Tech Support is frustrated and fed up. Tech Support:"Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem." Customer:"I knew it!" Tech Support:"Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the end of the CONFIG.SYS. Let me know how it goes." 10 minutes later. Customer:"It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking." Tech Support:"Well, what version of DOS are you using?" Custo

Read This Its The Truth If You Have Or Known Sumone
My Name: "Is Meth" < >I destroy homes, I tear families apart, take your children, and that's just the start. I'm more costly than diamonds, more precious than gold, the sorrow I bring is a sight to behold. If you need me, remember I'm easily found. < > I live all around you - in schools and in towns, I live with the rich; I live with the poor, I live down the street, and maybe next door. I'm made in a lab, but not like you think, I can be made under the kitchen sink. < > In your child's closet, and even in the woods, if this scared you to death, well it certainly should. I have many names, but there's one you know best, I'm sure you've heard of me, my name is crystal meth. < > My power is awesome; try me you'll see, but if you do, you may never break free. Just try me once and I might let you go , but try me twice, and I'll own your soul. < > When I possess you, you'll steal and you'll lie. You do what you have to - just to get high. The crimes you'll commit

Computer Boob's
(o)(o) perfect breasts ( + )( + ) fake silicone breasts (*)(*) high nipple breasts (@)(@) big nipple breasts oo A cups { O }{ O } D cups ()() cold breasts (o)(O) lopsided breasts (Q)(O) pierced breasts (p)(p) hanging tassels breasts (:o)(o) bitten by a vampire breasts o/o/ Grandma\'s breasts ( - )( - ) flat against the shower door breasts < o >< o > electric shock breasts |o||o| android breasts (/)(o) scratched breasts (ouch) (%)(o) extra nipple breasts (like Chandler) ($)($) Jenny McCarthy\'s breasts (^o)(o) zit on your breast ( o Y o ) poses for SCORE magazine breasts

: What Vampire Clan Do You Belong To?
You scored as Toreador. You belong to the Toreador bloodline. Often regarded as vain or shallow, the Toreador are blessed with a striking, almost supernatural beauty. Toreador are so driven by the pursuit of beauty that they are often highly connected with art, music, or theater. While they do have a uncanny ability to seduce and manipulate mortals, many other vampires simply dismiss them as decadant pretty-boys. Toreador92%Gangrel71%Malkavian67%Tremere54%Nosferatu50%Brujah38%Ventrue38%What vampire clan do you belong to?created with QuizFarm.com

Stuff ...
You know you're living in 2006 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses 6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner. 7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "0" or "9" to get an outside line. 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies. 10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news. 11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. 12. Contractors out number permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards. AND THE REAL CLINCHERS ARE..... 13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling. 14.

Just A Suggestion....
One Reaching out with all I am, beckoning you to discover me and the secrets I contain. Let my smile and laughter pull you near so the glint in my eyes might excite you. Speak with me of honest things which both our hearts contain. Put aside hesitation and doubt, step forward boldly, eager to see if we might solve these mysteries. Reach out with your hands and close your eyes, seek with me that secret place where we both have longed to go, the place we have never known. Curtains of gauze blow in the delicate breeze. Pull them aside one by one exposing more of me to the questing of your soul. Learn my secrets. Swim in the depths of me. Each step you take, I'll match them one and all, bringing myself to discover you in your entirety. I long to see the world through the heart of you. Abandon this place where we reside and everything it holds so we know nothing but your touch and mine. Skin upon skin, mind upon mind as we seek to reach beyond the known to

What Marvel Super Hero Are You!
You scored as Spider-Man. Spider-Man possesses superhuman strength, reflexes, and equilibrium; the ability to cause parts of his body to stick with great tenacity to most surfaces; and a subconscious premonitional "danger" senceSpider-Man80%Professor X50%The Hulk45%Blade45%Wolverine45%DareDevil45%What Marvel Hero would you be?created with QuizFarm.com

What Creature Of The Night Are You You Most Like? (pics!!)
You scored as You are a Vampiric Elf!. Congratulations my friend! You are a Vampyric Elf. Your kind are few and far between! Your hobbies include drinking the blood of innocent victims or just draining it and mixing it with herbs and spices. You were once one of the noblest of white magic creatures but you turned against those who you loved, most likely because of lost love, and turn yourself into their greatest fear to punish them all!You are a Vampiric Elf!92%Fallen Angel75%Black Witch67%Vampire58%You are a Demon33%What creature of the night are you you most like? (Pics!!)created with QuizFarm.com

Thanks A Lot-
I am going to be swearing in this, so if you don't want to read FINE-YOUR PREROGATIVE First thing is twhy in the hell do they have the stupid mumms if the only thisgs asked are "who wants to fuck me", "do I have pretty nipples", "do you want to see me naked" "am I a prettier bimbo than..." am I a slut" WHO THE FUCK CARES!!!!!!!!! I couldn't care less if your nipples are pierced, or your head was green or you were a hermaphodite (for you stupid assholes--that's someone who has both sets of genitalia)(pussy and dick for retards)Some of us actually have some though provoking questions that we pose and no one offers an opinion--WHY--is everyone stupid or is it just that all they think with is their GROIN. The other-and related rant is about the fucking bulletin board---DOn't put HELP!! if all you want is someone to vote for you fucking tits of my best fiend is a slut--help her get to be biggest asshole on the cherry , or i'm in a contest to see who is the biggest fucking asshole---vote

My 11 Yr Old Cousin's "veteran" Report About Me
Once upon a time the U.S. Army was at war with some other country and the U.S. won. That's not how the story goes. My veteran is Santiago Loetz and he's my cousin. When a helicopter goes down he's there to fix it. Because the Army isn't a fairy tale land things go wrong. And that's why the army needs mechanics. Here are some of the things helicopter mechanics do. Santiago's job is to repair apache helicopters. He works with other mechanics and he's been with them in Afghanistan, and Germany, and now he's stationed in Oklahoma with them. He works almost all day and sometimes all night too. He's a hard worker but just because he doesn't go out in open combat doesn't mean scary things don't happen. Once in the middle of the night in Afghanistan Santiago was fixing an apache helicopter. Suddenly a rain of huge bullets fell from the sky. Huge booms echoed all over their camp. Santiago was scared to death when one landed fifty feet from him. Luckily Santiago didn't get hur

What Animal Totem Are You
You scored as Wolf. You are the Wolf. When you are with someone, your allegience never falters. Your family is very important to you and you will protect that family with all you have, no matter what.Wolf100%Dog83%Eagle83%Crow83%Ram75%Bull75%Salmon75%Bear67%Fox67%Horse67%Dragon67%Snake

What Element Are You? (boy+girl Anime Pics & Detailed Answers)
You scored as Earth. You have a mother personality. Much like the earth, you care for everyone whether you know them or not. A lot of people abuse your good nature, but you don't mind, as long as their happy. You're in touch with reality, and very reliable. You're not too stressed taking everything a bit at a time, many people find comfort in this behavior. Parties are most likely not your thing, you probably prefer hanging out in small groups with a couple of your friends.Please Tell me what you think! Negative feedback VERY welcome! Tell me how to fix it! :) Earth75%Darkness69%Fire56%Air56%Water50%Light44%Ice25%What Element Are You? (BOY+GIRL ANIME PICS & DETAILED ANSWERS)created with QuizFarm.com

Sides Of My Mind...
Sometimes i wonder how i ended up here you know im sitting here writing this blog and i could have been dead countless times never to talk to any of you again....but here i am writing this blog.... thanks to you who were there for me even though most of you were just online when i needed it.... now i am going to be alive and well if anyone ever needs anything just let me know

What Harry Potter House Are You In?
You scored as Gryffindor. You have been sorted into Gryffindor! You're brave, loyal, and perhaps a little short tempered- if someone says or does something you don't like, you'll make sure they know- and everyone else too- regardless of the consequences.Ravenclaw70%Gryffindor70%Hufflepuff65%Slytherin40%The Hogwarts Sorting Hat!created with QuizFarm.com

I Can't Take This Shit Anymore.....
I'm sick and fucking tired of all these girls who are only bisexual just to get attention from people. You know the ones i'm talking about: the ones iwho in every other pic are making out with or performing some sexual act upon another woman. Now don't get me wrong, it's ok IN MODERATION, but this is too damn much. I SERIOUSLY doubt this many women in the world are "unsure about their sexuality", or whatever crap excuse they're using now. It's women like this who make the REAL bi and lesbian women out there look bad. Girls, seriously, KEEP IT IN YOUR FUCKING PANTS OR DON'T EVEN POST THE PICS! And you know what, if you have a problem with what I just said, that's too damn bad, because THAT'S HOW I ROLL!!!

: What Mythological Creature Are You? (cool Pics!)
You scored as Mermaid. Mermaid: Mermaids are also known as Sirens. These creatures were beautiful women who tricked sailors into becoming completely entranced by their haunting voices and found death soon after. Not all stories of Mermaids are about gentle loving sea people. They are mystical, magical, and extremely dangerous. They have a way about them that brings anyone they are around to seem enchanted. They are very mysterious creatures and to meet one... Would mean certain Death. Let the song of the Sea fill your soul, for you are a Mermaid.Mermaid84%Faerie67%Angel58%WereWolf42%Dragon42%Demon8%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

What Lord Of The Rings Character Are You?
You scored as Aragorn. Aragorn70%Legolas60%Meriadoc Brandybuck (Merry)60%Frodo Baggins57%Galadriel50%Saruman the White50%Gandalf the Grey47%Arwen of Rivendell47%Gimli43%Eowyn of Rohan40%Samwise Gamgee40%Peregrin Took (Pippin)

What Is Your Secret Name ( Girls Only )
You scored as Sylvia. Your name is Sylvia, and it means : Of The Woods, or Nature. You love to be outdoors, surrounded by creation and animals. Flowers are the sweetest perfume the world could know, and you love animals and plants. Your spirit is somewhat 'flower child' in the respect that you would rather spend time outdoors under the sky than anywhere else. You are truly a free spirit. Sylvia92%Felicia88%Ida88%Anastasia79%Juliette71%Rosamond71%Euphemia67%Doloress8%What Is Your Secret Name ( girls only )created with QuizFarm.com

Tarot
You Are The Empress You represent the ideal female figure: beauty and nurturing. You bring security and harmony to many. At times, you are also a very sensual person. You are characterized by love, pleasure, and desire. Your fortune: You need to take some time to think about the role of commitment in your life. It's possible you need to commit more to others, or deal with how others have treated you. It is very important for you to support your friends and family right now, difficult as it may be. You may need to look at your relationship with your mother, or your relationships as a mother.What Tarot Card Are You?

Wrong
i thaugh i could but i can't i need to let him go his playing games with so many people is killing me he must thinks we stupid not noticing what he doing we will talk online np but i will not see him in person i need to move on i just do not know how and people need to know confidence is a good thing not when it's turning you into a playa

What Family Guy Are You?
You scored as Peter. You're a lovable but moronic idiot. And where as imbecile is a word, festeasio is not.Peter60%Brian45%Stewie35%Meg30%Chris25%Lois25%What Family Guy Character Are you?created with QuizFarm.com

Strip........................
Your Stripper Song Is She Wants to Move by N.E.R.D. "Her off beat dance makes me fantasize (Her curves) She's sexy!!" You are 100% sex appeal. As simple as that.What Song Should You Strip To?

Finally Finished!
So, yesterday I took my final exam for Legal Aspects of Medical Office..we got out of school almsot 2 months early! Which I'm pretty happy about because I don't have to wake up at 8:00 in the morning anymore!! Yay! But I still do have the work to do at home for that other class...so can't wait to get started on that! Anyways, I'm home right now with Ann and Kadie. She's been soo hyper today! I think she's really starting to get on Ann's nerves. Oh, and tomorrow is Jesse's funearl. Which I feel terrible about what happened to him... :( I still can't belive that he's gone. I mean, I feel so sorry for his mother...first Chris and now Jesse. It's weird to think that he's dead. I also feel bad for Mandy :/ I know she just feels horrible about accidently killing Jesse. Well, I'll probably be on here later cause I'm bored as hell! Oh yea, and me and Lee went to Ruby Tuesday last night to eat and Brittany was ALL over Lee. That really pissed me off because she's such a whore.

A Contribution To The Mankind
If a man says the truth you can trust him, If a man says a lie you can trust him for you know he says the lie but if a man says some truth and some lie you can't trust him for you don't know what he says. Never fear the enemy within for there is none without. The world is not good or bad we live in our own mini world's our actions and decisions decide how the world becomes. What is from the inside is from the outside also, for what is inside soon comes to the outside. Detachment is the implementation, we work the same way,to learn we make the effort but as it goes the effort becomes less and less. World's prosperity is through faith alone, even those who work in groups have faith in the group. ~~~~~~~~*****~~~~~~~ ~~~~~***~~~~~ A Good Friend remains a a friend for ever! A Good Friend will make good time's unforgettable; just like you! A Good Friend is a push when you are stopped; just like you! A Good Friend will brighten your day when you are sad; just like yo

Bad Parents...
Bad parents. Ya know I know when your an adult you should be able to live your life pretty much the way you want with certain exceptions of course. Then we have my mother. Going to be 52 and still drinks like a damn fish and causes trouble. Ya know the kinda trouble we all use to get into when we were like 18-22! She got so drunk last Friday night she showed up at my sis's work and caused a huge rucus there then sis got her cab to send her home. She gets home and decides to beat the crap outta my step-dad in front of my 4 year old step-niece who they are raising. She then of course goes to jail. Calls me Monday night after I get off work saying Im out too bad huh. I said yea too bad. She says Dont do this to me and hangs up! Now can anyone tell me WTF I did! I know nothing right but as far as shes concerned she really didnt do anything wrong cause she dont remember any of it. Sis is now going to try for guardianship of our step-niece and take both kids to KC with her in Jan. when she m

What Kind Of Spell Caster Are You? (anime Pictures)
What Kind of Spell Caster are You? (anime pictures) You are a witch. You are fun and a bit wild. You love laughter and try your best to make others laugh, sometimes it happens on accident, though. You are outgoing and like meeting new people. You can be quit the trickster and use your magic to bring happiness and giggling to the world.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Stripper Music
Your Stripper Song Is Closer by Nine Inch Nails "You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I?ve got no Soul to tell" When you dance, it's a little scary - and a lot sexy. What Song Should You Strip To?

What Element Are You The Mage Of? (anime Pictures)
What Element Are You The Mage Of? (anime pictures) You are the Mage of Metal. You have a hard exterior, but are soft on the inside. You hide your true feelings away so they wont get hurt. You will protect your loved ones at all costs. You rarely show affection, though sometimes you wish you could. You try to be tough so you can take care of those that need it.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

I'm Here!!
i arrived in virginia last night and it already feels like home.i'll start unpacking today, YAY... so if you're in the newport news/ norfolk virginia area feel free to drop me a line i'm always in need of new friends... of all kinds.

Ugh
The pains are getting stronger by the second...getting harder to breathe..I have a funny feeling I will need that surgery sooner then later..I am getting weaker and weaker...It's hard for me to pick up my son..If I am gone for a while you know why...to all my cherry friends out there keep my family in your prayers..And if I don't make it ths time...I want to say it's been a blast knowing each and everyone of you....May your god and gods and goddess watches over each of you Draco

November 11th At 11am
Except for Taps & Amazing Grace, no SONG has ever grab me like this one does. PLEASE.......Listen Closely......it's Only 2 Minutes of your time!!!!! If only this could be played ALL over our country on 11/11 at 11:00a.m............................... They were all young men & women when they gave so bravely ............ THANK YOU to ALL VETERANS

One Mom's Memorial
What a difference in attitude to that other mama who lost her son. CAMP PENDLETON , Calif. ( March 2, 2006) Karla Comfort received a lot of looks and even some salutes from people when she drove from Benton, Ark., to Camp Pendleton, Calif., in her newly-painted, custom Hummer H3 March 2. The vehicle is adorned with the likeness of her son, 20-year-old Lance Cpl. John M. Holmason, and nine other Marines with F Company, 2nd Battalion, 7th Marine Regiment, 1st Marine Division who where all killed by the same improvised explosive device blast in Fallujah, Iraq, in December. For Karla Comfort, having the vehicle air brushed with the image of the 10 Marines was a way to pay homage to her hero and his fellow comrades who fell on Iraq's urban battlefield "I wanted to let people know (Marines) are doing their jobs honorably, and some of them die," said the 39-year-old from Portland, OR "I don't want people to forget the sacrifices that my son and the other Marines made." Lead

First Entry To Random Thoughts That Arent Really Pertenant
OK SO WHY THE HELL IS IT THAT HOT GUYS ARE ALWAYS WITH FAT UGLY ASS WOMEN??? COULD SOME ONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME ??!! IVE BEEN TO SEVERAL PAGES THIS MORNING AND HERE ARE ALL THESE SEXY ASS WELL BUILT GUYS WITH PICS OF CHICKS THAT WEIGH LIKE 300 POUNDS SAYING THIS IS MY BABY I LOVE HER SO MUCH ,AND MANY VARIATIONS ON THAT WTF IS UP WITH THAT SHIT IS IT THAT THERE SELF ESTEEM IS SO LOW THAT THEY THINK THEY CANT DO ANY BETTER OR WHAT??? I MEAN DAMN I KNOW LOVE IS BLIND BUT COME ON NOW, LOVE ISNT THAT BLIND , I KNOW THE OLD ADAGE THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME IN THE DARK COMES IN TO PLAY BUT SHIT I AM NOT ABOUT TO FALL FOR THAT SHIT ,I JUST DONT SEE THE APPEAL OF THE WHOLE BBW THING AND WHY IS THAT THOSE THAT ARE CONSIDERED BBW ARE IN FACT NOT THE SLIGHTEST BIT BEAUTIFUL AT ALL BUT ARE ALL IN FACT UGLY AS SIN!!! I KNOW ROUND IS A CURVE BUT GOD DAMN BOYS WAKE THE HELL UP AND REALIZE THAT THAT THERE ARE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN OUT THERE THAT WONT SQUISH UR ASS WHEN THEY RIDE YOU!!!

Me
The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when your partner is patient and never willing to give up on you. You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy. You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic. Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets. Your risk of cheating is low. Even if you're tempted, you'd try hard not to do it. You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred. In this moment, you think of love as something you don't need. You just feel like flirting around and playing right now. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

The Room Of Your Soul
What Your Soul Really Looks Like You are quite expressive and thoughtful. You see the world in a way that others are blind to. You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds. You believe that people see you as larger than life and important. While this is true, they also think you're a bit full of yourself. Your near future is all about change, but in very small steps. The end of the journey looks far, but it's much closer than you realize. For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust. Inside the Room of Your Soul

12 Months Of Questions
JANUARY 1. Did you have a new year's resolution this year? 2. Who kissed you at midnight? 3. Does it snow where you live? 4. Do you like hot chocolate? 5. Have you ever been to Times Square to watch the ball drop? FEBRUARY 1. Who was your Valentine? 2. When you were little, did you buy valentines for your whole class? 3. Do you care if the groundhog sees its shadow or not? MARCH 1. Are you Irish? 2. Do you wear green on St. Patty's Day? 3. What did you do for St. Patty's Day in 2006? 4. Are you happy when winter is pretty much over? APRIL 1. Do you like the rain? 2. Did you play an April fool's joke on anyone this year? 3. Do you get tons of candy on Easter? 4. Do you celebrate 4/20? MAY 1. What's your favorite kind of flower? 2. Do you like the spring? 3. Finish the phrase "April showers": 4. What is the first color you think of when you think of Spring? JUNE 1. What year did/will

A Softer Touch
Apply Gentleness To Everything Throughout life we must cope with blockages that impede our forward momentum. Whether these obstacles are of a personal, professional, or societal nature, our first instinct may be to push against the obstruction. But the simplest way to alleviate resistance is to approach it gently, with a soft manner and kind intentions. Struggle and strife can find no foothold when confronted with mildness because conflict can only exist when fed by two opposing forces. So many areas of our lives can benefit from the application of gentleness. The beauty of gentleness lies in its multifaceted nature. It is part love, part compassion, part patience, part understanding, and part respect for others. When we move through life gently as a matter of course, we naturally attract these wonderful elements into our lives. This does not mean that gentle people are by nature passive or meek. Rather, their copious inner power is manifested in their gentleness and their choi

This Is Fuckin Sad
Girl: Hey Boy: What? Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in love with you. Boy: Ok... Girl: What do you mean "ok"? Boy: I don't like you like that... Girl: Why not? Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time... From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell you later." Finally the girl got fed up. Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why you don't like me! Boy: Do you really wanna know why? Girl: Yes! Boy: It's because you're uglier than ANYTHING! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?! Girl: But... I... Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone! The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her heart out. Then her cell phone rings. Girl: Hello? Mom: Sweetheart? I want you to go home, ok? I'll be home from work in a few hours. Girl: Alright Mom. Mom: I love you. Girl: I love you too, Mom. Mom:

Bullshit
Ok I have wanted to say this for a while and now I am actually gonna say it. Dont give a shit if it upsets someone or not. I love it how men and women are so into looks its not funny. I mean seriously what ever happen to that saying that beauty is only skin deep. Now adays you dont ever hear it. I mean you can put a drop dead georgous female next to a heavy set female and of course you know who the guys are gonna pick. You can put a drop dead sexy ass guy next to a heavy set guy and who are the females gonna pick I think we know this. But you can have both those females next to one another and both of those men next to each other and the hot ones can have the body but thats all they will have sometimes because alot of times all they have going for themselves is their looks what about the other ones alot of peopl over look them because they dont want to be seen with them they dont want to be embarrased or made fun of because they are with a heavy person they are some very few exception

Living Potential
Sharing Your Gift With Others The gifts we are born with and those that we work to develop throughout our lives vary in form and function. Some we find use for every day while others are only useful in specific circumstances. Yet many times we overlook opportunities to share our unique gifts with others. It may be fear of criticism that holds us back or the paralyzing weight of uncertainty. Ultimately, we doubt that our innate talents and practiced skills can truly add value to others' lives. But it is the world as a whole that benefits when we willingly share our gifts. Whether you have been blessed with the ability to awaken beautiful emotions in others through art or industry, or your aptitudes transmit more practical advantages, your gifts are a part of who you are. As you make use of those gifts as best you can, be assured that your contribution to worldly well-being will not be overlooked. Your personal power is defined in part by your gifts. To use your talents is to dem

Good By My Dear Loved One
Good Bye My Dear Loved One If I could only see you one more time. What I would do to be able to hold you in my arms and tell you it will all be alright.The sad reality to that is it will never happen. You were ripped out of my arms so cold and abruptly I dont know if I could deal with this pain. The pain of knowing I will never get to see your face again. Be able to smell your sent that i loved to smell so many times before. Or just look at your face when you smiled at something or laughed at a stupid joke that was told. The terror and irrony of the fact that you will be gone forever. Hurts and cuts deeper than a blade ever could.It feels as if my heart has stoped and never able to regain the control of it. The nights lyin awake waitin for you to come lay next to me hold me close and caress my hair.The fact that we will never be able to do it again. For this my love I will have to let you go and never for one second let a day go by that I dont think of you

Windows Of Soul
Windows Of Soul I look into the windows of your soul. Looking inside to the very depths of you trying to find the deepest part. Trying to reach you in a way no one ever has. As I look I start to pull more and more of you into me. Getting so deep that I’m not sure I can grasp it. I hear you feel you say go, go farther deeper. Don’t be afraid it wont hurt you. But how can you know. Then finally I reach it. I feel it see it feel it and grasp it. Feeling and seeing and loving the depths of you. Each time looking and seeking more depths of your soul.

Whole-self Well-being
How The Body Clears Energy Whole-self well-being is, in part, the result of a harmonious flow of energy between our physical and mental selves. When this flow is thrown out of balance for any reason, the body and mind react to one another rather than act cooperatively. Ongoing stress, sadness, anxiety, excitement, and fear can overwhelm the cerebral self, causing traumatic energy to be channeled into the body. The body then responds by taking steps to organically dispel the energy that has burdened it and expressing it by means of physical symptoms such as illness, fatigue, or disease. In some cases, these symptoms can simply be allowed to run their natural course and recovery will come about naturally. In most instances, however, health and wellness can only be restored by a dual course of treatment that acknowledges both the physical manifestations of energy clearing and the underlying emotional causes. Many of the ailments we experience over the course of our lives can be in

Poem
Since I Met You I rise each day and wear a smile With thoughts of you there all the while And even though we’re miles apart You’re always living in my heart The days that pass are just a test Reminding me that you’re the best I’ve never felt this way before Each day I love you even more It’s all becoming very clear I know one day that you’ll be near A change from I and you to we For you and I were meant tobe

Dreams
Dreams I dreamt that I saw you as an angel of light. Soon then after I realized it wasn’t true. I realized I had been deceived. Then I think about it. How could and angel someone that beautiful treat you that way. I don’t understand how people can get hurt like that. An angel of light doesn’t cause pain. It also doesn’t cause hurt. An angel of light is supposed to shine. It’s supposed to shine like the sun. However the angel of my dreams shines on me like darkness. Like the darkness outside, like the darkness of a cold empty room. I constantly ask my dream why do you do this. Why can’t I have light shine on me? Why do I have to have darkness shine on me?

Anger
Having slain anger, one sleeps soundly; Having slain anger, one does not sorrow; The killing of anger, With its poisoned root and honeyed tip: This is the killing the noble ones praise, For having slain that, one does not sorrow. -Buddha

Bonds
Bonds When two people are so close it’s hard to imagine differences coming between them. Things shared that mean so much that could not be uttered to another soul. When something has broken the barrier and that bond. It feels as if your whole world has fallen down around you. Who do you go to when you feel you can’t have that bond? So you go on day after day hoping the bond is renewed and restored to its original state.That the bond that you once had could be trusted and never more harmed.

Pain
Pain I see you lying there I look close no movement. Then I see you blink your eyes. I say is there pain. Nothing I hear nothing come from your mouth. All I hear is silence. Then I continue to ask is there pain. And again nothing not a word is uttered from your mouth. Finally I ask again you don’t speak. When I look up at you I feel you squeeze my hand. I then see all the pain on your face. The way it has your face lit up. I then ask myself why do you have to have pain. Then the pain gets so intense that you cant breath. It’s almost like the breath is being taken from you. When you see someone you love going thru that it takes your breath away. I constantly ask why all this pain. For some people the pain is so intense that they just give up. They think that there is no answer for them. That there’s no hope that no one can help. I lie my head down and later I am awoke to screams and cries. I walk down the hallway and go into

Open And Listening
Respecting Wildlife For better or worse, much of the world we experience is dominated and controlled by human beings. We spend our days in houses, cars, and buildings, and inside these structures, we are in control. We assert our wills and manipulate our environment. Within the context of the human world, this is natural. However, we often carry this attitude with us into the world of nature. We forget as we enter the forest, or sit on the edge of a pond, that we are moving into another realm, one that asks us to drop our baggage and surrender to a different sense of order and meaning. When we move from our everyday world into the world of nature, we may not even notice at first. We might continue talking loudly into our cell phone or to a friend that is with us. We might walk quickly as if we are on a busy city street, our eyes downcast, our thoughts hectic and hurried. In the best case, if we are sensitive to our environment, we will soon notice that it has changed. We may hea

True Source Of Strength
You may find yourself feeling vulnerable and defenseless. Perhaps you feel intimidated by a superior or associate at work, or you may be struggling to overcome the strong-minded influence of friends. If you take a few minutes to reconnect with the true source of your strength, you should feel better able to handle any unsettling situation that arises. In meditation, turn your attention inward and allow your consciousness to travel deep down to your spiritual core. As you sit in silent communion with this inner part of you, you should become aware of a softly glowing light emanating from your center. Focus on this light and allow it to grow stronger and brighter, filling every fiber of your being with a sense of empowerment and confidence. Reconnecting with the true source of our inner strength gives us a greater feeling of control while in the midst of difficult circumstances. Perhaps the tendency to seek comfort and reassurance from others originates from frightening childhood expe

Birthday Of 22
A day such a day to one should be awaken by singing birds, a lovley ray of sunshine hitting your eyes, a plate full of breakfast by your side, a nice smell of pancakes awaiting in the distant. But one dare to dream deosnt expect such things as one is only exposed to that which is used to, a bare nothing to such a day of supposed happyness. Only to receive as expected to this day, to what you ask in what he received? Only a lite hand shake and green notes to which falls into his wallet. One can only be too happy enough for what he has received so far, but the darkness of the day is what he worries about most. What lingers in the dark wickard corner awaiting to harvest his soul into the bitter sea of the night as he see's glowing eyes waiting upon his retrieval. He is only to scared to think to bare of what is upon that wickard darkness, only to see it spread within! Only to fear life more than ever before. As he slowly gets his body up from his un-compfy bed, he immed

Sand & Stone!
Two friends were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey, they had an argument; and one friend slapped the other one in the face. The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, wrote in the sand: Today my best friend slapped me in the face. They kept on walking, until they found an oasis, where they decided to take a bath.. The one who had been slapped got stuck in the mire and started drowning, but the friend saved him. After he recovered from the near drowning, he wrote on a stone: "Today my best friend saved my life". The friend who had slapped And saved his best friend asked him, "After I hurt you, you wrote in the sand and now, you write on a stone, why?" The friend replied "When someone hurts us we should write it down in sand where winds of forgivness can erase it away. But when someone does something good for us, we must engrave it in stone where no wind can ever erase it." Learn to write your hurts in the sand

Intuition Made Visible
Pendulum Motion Using a pendulum is a simple way to clarify messages from intuition or inspiration. With its minimal construction of a weight, or bob, allowed to swing freely from a piece of cord or chain, it gives us a visual understanding of the subtle energies that influence us. When we ask a question using the pendulum, we may receive answers from our own intuition or from our spirit guides or angels. The process, known as "dowsing" or "divining," is also useful to check our energy centers or even to find lost articles. Whether it is our energy or the whispers of our guides creating the motion, the pendulum helps us better understand the secret language of spirit. Your pendulum can be anything that feels right to you: a crystal pendant, wood or metal ornaments, a seashell, an item with sentimental value, or even an acorn on a string. The key is that it must be balanced so it can swing freely. Before and after each session, you may want to purify your pendulum, perhaps by usi

Poetry
~The Answer To Your Question~ Theres nothing to be said, In several hours you'll be dead. You'll drowned in ur own blood.. Its your death I shall become, Pitiless to your cries, I'll rip out ur fucking eyes And shove them in ur face I'll love the fucking taste You'll see it in my eyes Thats were the answer lies.....

Self
The Self looks like the world. But this is just an illusion. The Self is everywhere. One. Still. Free. Perfect. The witness of all things, Awareness Without action, clinging or desire. -Ashtavakra Gita 1:12 Only the one-pointed mind attains This state of unity. There is no one But the Self. Who sees multipicity But not the one indivisible Self Must wander on and on from death to death. -Katha Upanishad

An Active Participant
The more effort you give, the more you expose yourself to the possibility of disappointment. But that is certainly no reason to avoid the effort. The more love you give, the more you expose yourself to the possibility of being hurt. Yet it would hurt infinitely more to have never given any love. Sure, life has its pitfalls. The key is not to avoid them out of fear, but to overwhelm them with positive purpose. For effort, while it can sometimes bring disappointment, more often brings great accomplishment. And love, while it can bring heartbreak, more often brings a level of fulfillment that cannot be matched. Every experience, no matter what the outcome, adds richness and depth to your life. With the positive moments you build joy, and with the difficult times you build strength. Engage yourself fully in the details of living, and with each day you add value to your life that cannot be taken away. Be an active, enthusiastic participant in this day, and you'll come away fr

Giving Form To Dreams
You may feel tender and devoted to your loved ones as you play a supportive role in their lives. By also directing some of this gentle attention upon yourself, you can heighten the feelings of love and joy you share with others. One good way to do this is by taking time to honor your inner dreams and desires by writing a new script for your life. Simply find a quiet place to think about the areas of your life you’d like to improve. Then put pen to paper and write a journal entry recording your new and improved life circumstances as if they were your reality today. Pour as much detail and emotion into this script as you can, allowing your energy and inspiration to bring the vision to life. Taking time to create better life circumstances in our minds and convey them to the universe is a powerful way to call forth positive energy into our lives. While the universe already knows the desires of our hearts, choosing to actualize them in tangible form can be a powerful exercise in creatio

A Proposal
A long walk through the snow a trail of roses leading to some place some where only he knows he leads her through the snow arm in arm smiling at each other in love doves sing as the air grows thin nothing can be heard but the beats of their hearts withing as the sound of each others hearts drowns out the sound of the doves sing they arrive to their destinantion where there lies a dozen roses under a oak tree he gets on one knee and ask his woman to marry a tear falls from her eye in excitement she says they embrace each other in a long kiss simply this poem ends in bliss

Everyone Can Win
Real peace comes from the inside. Let it freely flow out from you. The more peace you offer, the more you will have. Take the time to understand, and you will in turn be better understood. Improve your interactions with the people around you by raising your expectations of them. Genuinely respect the diverse opinions and perspectives of others, and you will gain their respect as well. Keep confrontation as your very last resort rather than your first approach. Set the tone by being respectful and pleasant, and you'll find yourself getting much accomplished. Just because people disagree with you does not make them your enemies. Take the time to listen, and you might even learn something of real value from them. There is infinitely more to be gained through cooperation than through confrontation. Make yourself a real winner by bringing out the winning qualities in those around you. With such an approach, everyone can win.

Keys To The Heart
The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored. You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring. You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please. Your ideal relationship is comforting. You crave a relationship where you always feel warmth and love. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred. In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

Uploading Pic Problems
I created a new pic folder to pit my more risque pics in but wasn't able to upload any pics into it. Now I'm unable to upload new ones to even my default folder. I click the upload new pics thing and get partially through to the next page where it shows my folders to choose a pic from when the page locks up. Every time!! I sent an e-mail to the LC help but I haven't recieved a reply. Anyone know how to delete the new folder since it has nothing in it? Or what else is the problem! I don't want to have to make a new one, but I want to be able to add more pics!

Laughter
“Life can be wildly tragic at times, and I’ve had my share. But whatever happens to you, you have to keep a slightly comic attitude. In the final analysis, you have got not to forget to laugh.” -Katharine Hepburn Most of comedy is built on tragedy – the slip on the banana peel, the pie in the face, the big misunderstanding. And we laugh because we can relate – we’ve been there. In movies there can only be so much drama before we’re offered up some “comic relief.” Writers know that audiences need a break in their emotions or they just go numb. Yes, life is tragic, and life can also be hysterically funny. Have you ever had one of those things happen where you say: “We’re going to look back on this and laugh one day?” We all have. And you know what? That day does come when we laugh – and it feels good.

Bra Sizes Explained
Bra Sizes Explained Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed! {A} Almost boobs... {B} Barely there {C} Can't complain! {D} Dang! {DD} Double dang! {E} Enormous! {F} Fake {G} Get a Reduction {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up! What one are you ???

Asnews.net Podcast 57 On Cherrytap.com
The new RRD North American Distributor, Nick Bowers, was ASnews.net's special guest on Thursday, November 9. The podcast was very interesting with great questions coming out of the live chat room. Some topics covered included: C-Kites - why he thinks they'll make a comeback Kite Construction- why panel construction make a difference to aerodynamics of the kite (fabric stretches, seams don't) Bows/SLE's - false sense of security? There is no one kite quiver How kiteboarding is viewed in Europe versus US RRD Zippers - what do they really do and why hasn't anyone copied them? Which products are best for what type of riders and their specific riding conditions bars- their evolution and props to naish and north

Asnews.net Podcast 57 On Cherrytap.com
THIS WEEK: One of the top riders out of the Midwest with a long track record with RRD, Nick Bowers is the new North American distributor for the Italian Company and joins us this week to talk about it's 2007 Product Line. With 8 new boards and 5 new kites lined up, Nick is ready to answer any questions you might have and explain what gear works best for what kinds of riders, skill level, and riding conditions. Got a question for Nick about RRD new 07 products or the kiting scene in the Midwest? Get your questions answered REAL TIME during ASNews.net's live interview this Thursday. Interactively participate by logging into The Kiteboarder Lounge at www.CherryTap.com. When: This Thursday November 9, 2006 Time: 6pm PST, 8pm Central, 9pm EST Place: http://cherrytap.com/lounge.php|=1293 (new URL, please change your bookmark) If you can't make the broadcast, post your questions here by 5p PST, the day of the show (every Thursday). We will collect all your questions, and you can

"walls" 11.8.2006
Walls, that’s what divides us. Impenetrable walls, celestial walls- I felt my walls come crashing down the other day… In a pile of terrible debris- They did not fall sweetly into place- Like well stacked dominoes… But rather like skyscrapers… In an earthquake- An implosion of sorts… Why do we always build walls? And why are they of such little value? The whole tawdry mess… Collapsing in discord- Why do walls exist? Why do they fail forcing us to Observe, observe, observe… Why do walls force us to abandon The beating heart? VJA 2006

Damn...
What a week and it isn't even close to finished yet. As long as it doesn't get any worse I guess I couldn't ask for much else. As some of you may know I have a sister that is paralyzed. Her and her husband went for a ride on the parkway 6 years ago this past Sunday and she was the one only that survived the ride. They were going down a hill and the breaks failed on the car...Bobby thought if he hit a tree it would stop the car but instead they flipped down a mountain and it killed him instantly and Rhonda ended up with a severed spinal cord. Needless to say these last 6 years have been filled with chaos and wondering if some of us were going to end up in a padded room with a straight jacket in place. Rhonda has been in and out of the hospital countless times and I just pray that each time she will make it out alive. I guess it has been about 2 months ago she was put in the hospital because she has a massive pressure(bed)sore on her butt and it isn't doing much that resembles healin

Hmm..
I awake to a breath taking glimpse of dawn breaking but as i turn to you; its shattered i look back to catch one more quick glimpse of my fake happiness but there it is; the deadly dusk has arrived what once brought me joy only offered pain it was like looking at the time That never changed there was no going back now for what had been done was done I'm ashamed of where I've been but i know to never return now and with this i will leave so long farewell, it has been a pleasure for now you'll just be another boy in this great city and ill just be another face in the crowd until the next boy Than ill swear he's the one and let him in just to be bound and broken once more -Mandi

Nov. 8,2006
Hello. I never know what to say on my blogs. I guess I could start by saying thanks to everyone that has stopped by and left comments and has left a gift. I am an easy going person and love to make new friends.My new husband and I love to get up with friends and take pics and get to know you a personnal basis. We also are open minded and whatever happens from there we go with the flow. We love to have fun. Well, hope you all have a great week and weekend. If you would like to chat with me and be a good friend I would love to do just that. Take care and be good and drop me a note. Missy

Sea Lion Update
Puma is doing well, evidentally. I bet he misses me terribly. People still come into my store and ask me questions about the whole thing, which is actually really fun. Oh, and yesterday they discovered THREE MORE SEA LIONS in the river near the mall. I think a group of them went for a joy ride and got seriously lost.

Womans Sexiest Back Tatoo Contest
There is a new contest that will start 11-13-06. Here are the basic rules of this contest: 1) Must be a photo of you 2) The voting will be held by by comments. This is to keep it fair. 3) You can have more than 1 comment by a person. If they want to vote 100 times, they can. 4) Pimp yourself and the contest out at your own discretion. Get those votes pouring in. Get your friends to help. 5) First 15 females to submit thier photos will be entered into contest. 6) I reserve the right to refuse any entry. GO OUT AND HAVE FUN WITH THIS!! GET EVERYONE TO VOTE FOR YA!! GOOD LUCK TO ONE AND ALL. To enter contest, PVT message me with pernission to rip your photo or send me a copy of your tattoo pic to my in box. Any question write or shout me.

Expectations
Sometimes we expect far too much of the people around us, and because no one can ever live up to those expectations, we are almost always disappointed. Wouldn't it be better if we just let go, and let people be who they are? Then we'd be able to see them as they are -- with all their beauty and goodness in which we take joy, and with all their faults which we can also see in ourselves. When we have put someone up on a pedestal, sculpturing them to fit our needs and desires by smoothing out the rough edges and creating new curves here and there, we cannot see the real person underneath our work. All we see is the illusion we have created. That is denying the person's real identity and is disrespectful. It's much better for our friends and for ourselves if we drop our expectations and illusions, and accept them all just the way they are. ~~UNKNOWN~~

When The Lord Made Paramedics!
When the Lord made Paramedic's/EMT's, he was in his sixth day of overtime when an angel appeared and said," You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one." And the Lord said," Have you read the specs on this order? A Paramedic/EMT has to be able to carry an injured person up a wet, grassy hill in the dark, dodge stray bullets to reach a dying child unarmed, enter homes the health inspector wouldn't touch, and not wrinkle his/her uniform. He/She has to be able to lift three time his/her weight, crawl into wrecked cars with barely enough room to move, and console a grieving mother as he/she is doing CPR on a baby he/she knows that will never breathe again. He/She has to be in top mental condition at all times, running on no sleep, black coffe, and half eaten meals. And he/she has to have six pairs of hands." The angel shook her head slowly and said, " Six pairs ofhands...no way." " It's not the hands that are causing me problems," said the Lord," It's the three pairs of eyes a m

Banned From Walmart
Banned from Walmart This guy sounds like fun..... Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired, and Mrs. Fenton insists her husband go with her to Walmart. He gets so bored with all the shopping trips. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr.. Fenton are listed below. Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Walmart: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an officia

Telemarketer Repellant
If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located, how long it has been in business, how many people work there, how they got into this line of work, if they are married, how many kids they have, etc. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary. Say "no" over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each one, and keep a rhythmic tempo, even as they are trying to speak. This is most fun if you can do it until they hang up. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends Plan, reply, in as sinister a voice as you can, "I don't have any friends, would you be my friend?" If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems. My arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog has the gout..." If the company

Updating Of Pics
SINCE I AM OFF FOR 4 DAYS, I WILL BE TAKING THAT SPECIAL TIME TO REPAY ALL OF THE WONDERFUL COMMENTS YALL HAVE GIVIN ME. MAN I SURE DO HAVE A LOT TO GO THRU!!! PLZ BE PATIENT I WILL GET TO YOU ASAP!!! ALL MY LOVE~ YOUR ONE & ONLY NIGHT ANGEL

Nasty Quiz
Body: Welcome 2 the Nasty QUIZ. Are u daring enough 2 answer this 4 this person? if so, message them your answers!!! Rules: Answer this 4 the person who posted this and then repost it 4 your self! 1.Would u have sex with me? answer: 2.What position would u do me in? answer: 3.Would u suck me up/eat me out? answer: 4.Would u sex me hard? answer: 5.Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? answer: 6.Give me a naked pic? answer: 7.Would u do me in the shower? answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and then do me? answer: 9.Would u use desert? answer: 10.Would u have a 3-some with me? answer: 11.What makes u want 2 have sex with me? answer: 12.Would u talk dirty 2 me while we sexed? answer: 13.Where would u do me @? answer: 14.Would u do me in front of people? answer: 15.Would u do me again and again? answer: 16.Would u do me in the rain? answer: 17.Would u mind

Chistmas Is Coming
Hello to all my friends. As you know it is that time of the year. So I thought I would right this and see who will respond to it. Here are 2 questions that I would like you to answer. 1) What are your plans for Christmas? 2) What do you want for Christmas? Let's have some fun with this. If you will answer these questiong I will respond back to you. Thanks for taking the time to read this and answer. Hugs to my friends. Dawne

King Contest
I'd like to do a king contest today but only have 4 guys entered..I'd like at least 2 more..and I'd like to start it in about 3 hours(1pm central time)...It'll be based on comments again and will run until tomorrow morning at 9am...So guys, if you're interested send me a message and I'll swing by and steal what pic you want entered!!

Bad News
Last night got a call from my sister-in-law. My brother-in-law passed away last night. Novemeber does not seem to be a good month, my wife passed away 3 years ago this month too. May not be too active on here the next several days.

Do You Know Me
Hey I am looking for people that lived in South Carolina in 1980-1992 People that lived in Connecticut in 1992-1996 and people that lived in Virginia in 1996-1999. I am trying to find old friends so if you did or do live in any of those places let me know. Thanks for the help

How Stupid Are You?
Simply put an "X" in all the situations that have happened to you! 1. [ ] I have walked into a glass/screen door. 2. [ ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen. 3. [ ] I have choked on my own spit and thought I was gonna die. 4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. 5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers. 6. [ ] I have "accidentally" caught something on fire. 7. [ ] I've told a cop to fuck off 8. [ ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth. 9. [ ] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird. 10. [ ] I've caught myself drooling 11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion. 12. [ ] If someone says the word "duty", I can't help but laugh.(I just laughed after reading it haha) 13. [ ] I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times. 14. [ ] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out. 15

Best Tits On The Internet!
Ok ladies. Its time for the annual EHOWA Best Tits On The Internet Contest! Sign up now to help fight Brest Cancer and maybe win some cash prizes. Tell them TikiLove sent you! http://www.ehowa.com/contest2006.shtml

Lover Application Rofl
seen this in a bulletin, and thought what the hell why not post it here see what people would say I\'m gonna just put general answers in.. truthful ones, but I don\'t remember who I took this off of, so I can\'t answer them right. yanno? name: Dustin Location: Highland, IL Height: 6\'0\" Hair (color and style): dark brown/short Eyes: dark brown Piercings/tattoos: none, but wanting a tattoo OTHER: Where would we go on dates? dinner and a movie.. I\'m old fashioned and kinda broke lol Who are three of your favorite bands/artists? Disturbed/Lacuna Coil/Red Jumpsuit Apparatus Do you drink/smoke?? I drink sometimes, but I don\'t smoke Do you like the beach? yes I do, I loved the beach when I lived in Oregon If so...would you go with me late at night? the only thing better than the beach at day, is the beach at night. Do you play an instrument? no.. If so...what? Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure I made it home alright? yup =) Ho

Queen For A Day Results
Well folks, Jillicious has been dethroned! It was a very tight race but TAZMANS Angel won!! With 8,431 comments she takes the title. TAZMANS Angel ~2nd in Charge of~ The Rednecks of C.T.@ CherryTAP Jillicious came in second with 7,426 comments. Queen For A Day Winner (Jillicious)@ CherryTAP And a big thanks to everyone who participated! TAZMANS Angel will be recieving a diamond ring! And the title of Queen for the Day!! P.S. I'm also going to be having a King contest, because every Queen deserves a King! I have 4 guys already and would like a couple more! Would like to start it this afternoon!! So if interested send me a message!! Sweet Potata@ CherryTAP

Help Me!
ok i know this is just a silly contest on CT however i am far too competitive to lose at anything! i dont wanna lose lmao GO VOTE FOR ME DAMN IT! pretty please with sugar on top! I HAVE OVER 3,000 FRIENDS AND YET IM STILL LOSING MY ASS OFF IN THIS CONTEST! PLEASE HELP ME - CLICK THE PIC BELOW AND COMMENT AND RATE ME!! PLEASE!!

Confused
So things haven't been exactly perfect like they once were with my bf....if you don't know we were together off n on for 8 yrs n were split up for a lil over a year in which time he dated someone else and his mother had passed away. Since getting back together a few months ago he just isn't hte same....he was the same b4 then. He's got hardly any feelings or emotions and isn't as loving or caring as he once was. I'm not sure if it's still that he's grieving over the loss of his mother or if we both had time to grow in the year or so we were split up and the feelings just aren't there or that he's got a wall up scared of being hurt by me again or what it is. I love this guy more then anything and i always have....it was my choice to leave him for a year cuz i needed time for me to figure out me. I just don't know what to do if we should stick it out and see how things go and maybe try some kind of counseling or just call it quits n go off in our own direction? I don't want to let him go

Video Contest - $1000 Up For Grabs
OPIE AND ANTHONY VIDEO CONTEST sponsored by HotMovies.com Attention future filmmakers -- Get your directing and/or animating chops ready, because we're going to give $1000 to the talented bastard who can make the BEST Opie and Anthony Show-Themed Video! Here's the deal: Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to create a short video or animation (no more than 3 minutes in length) based around the cast and crew of the Opie and Anthony Show. Get creative. Get Silly. The best entries will be hosted in our DOWNLOAD SECTION, and the winner will be announced on December 15th, 2006. The entries will be judged on originality, humor, and relevance to the Opie and Anthony Show. Don't just hand in your shitty student film and expect us not to throw it out of a window. Need Examples? OK, here are some ANIMATED examples (no, yours doesn't have to be animated): Jimmy Robinson Dog Kicking O&A Advertisement O&A Spaceship Advertisement The creator of the winning vid

Comments Made In The Year 1955
Comments made in the year 1955: "I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it's going to be impossible to buy a week's groceries for $20." "Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won't be long before $2000 will only buy a used one." "If cigarettes keep going up in price, I'm going to quit. A quarter a pack is ridiculous." "Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging a dime just to mail a letter?" "If they raise the minimum wage to $1, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store." "When I first started driving, who would have thought gas would someday cost 29 cents a gallon. Guess we'd be better off leaving the car in the garage." "Kids today are impossible. Those duck tail hair cuts make it impossible to stay groomed. Next thing you know, boys will be wearing their hair as long as the girls." "I'm afraid to send my kids to the movies any more. Ever since they let Clark Gable get by with saying 'da

Quiz
You scored as Suicide. Your death will be suicide. What more can I say? Fact: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. If you want to know hwo you will commit suicide, take a look at your second highest percentage on the bar graphs.Suicide100%Gunshot67%Disappear67%Bomb60%Stabbed53%Posion33%Disease33%Eaten33%Drowning27%Cut Throat13%Natural Causes0%

What "group" I Am
You scored as Rocker, Mosher. Your A Rocker!Rocker, Mosher90%Goth75%Prepy20%Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev0%Emo0%Trendy0%Skater0%What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ectcreated with QuizFarm.com

Holiday Servey Time!!
Welcome to the 2006 Holiday Edition of Getting to Know Your Friends! You know the drill. Highlight, copy, and paste and change my answers to your answers, AND POST INTO A NEW BLOG!!!!! Enjoy!! 1. Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate? BOTH! 2. Does Santa wrap presents or just sit them under the tree? UNWRAPPED 3. Colored lights on tree/house or white? WHITE ON TREE...COLORED AROUND THE HOUSE 4. Do you hang mistletoe? NO. I DONT NEED IT TO KISS THE ONES I LOVE 5. When do you put your decorations up? WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE IT...BEGINNING OF DECEMBER IF I HAVE THEM 6. What is your favorite holiday dish? ALL OF IT. IM A FATASS 7. Favorite Holiday memory as a child? SPENDING IT WITH MY GRANDPARENTS...AND WAKING UP EARLY TO THE SMELL OF CHRISTMAS BREAKFAST 8. When and how did you learn the truth about Santa? WHENEVER MY OLDER BROTHER AND SISTER RUINED IT FOR ME 9. Do you open a gift on Christmas Eve? SOMETIMES 10. How do you decorate your Christmas Tree? WITH THE O

Please Help Them There Great People
Tazmans Angel 2nd in charge of the rednecks is in a queen contest.... Come bomb her page with comments and 10's..... BOMB!!!!!!! You can leave as many comments as you wish so help her win this please..... Help her take the crown!!!!

The Abomination To Reckon With
The Abomination to Reckon With In a time of darkness Came forth a demonic form, taking hold of the world by the horns... Creating more mass devastating mass destruction than had ever been seen in any part of mans history. All of the mortals begging to be saved by a light that had never truely existed, it had only within the minds of no control. Unto thee walked an abomintion. With every last drop of hope, the mortals prayed for a savior. Ceasing to ever come before each of the mortals, they feel dropped to their knees. The demonic abomination then bestow a force to reckon with. The world came to a halt, never to see the light of day again. Mortals then became one with the unstoppable demonic force. And yet this force did not stop there, came to cruxify every last living soul, making each the minions they were born to become. What was once, will never be... As all whom hoped for the savior to come, no longer then nor would ever come to exist. By: -DLoV- Goddess o

One With The Night
One With The Night In the darkness he came forth He stood tall, dark and handsome His demour spoke loudly, more than his his words I watched as he appraoch with great ease and power I stood and tremble by the deep enthralling look in hsi darkened eyes He then stood forth taking my hand into his Placing his lucious lips upon my hand to kiss No sooner did he embrace me with such haste and no second thought I had felt betrayed by myself, for allowing such a desire to happen To be weakened by his touch alone as he engulfed within his passion and fury I then became one with with his embrace As he drank his fill of my essence To take me under his wing, we then become one with the night I no longer was alone... but become more than within my dream BY: -DLoV- ME (2-02-06)

O.k. Peeps Are Yas That Stupid.....
Look folks i am no rocket scientist,I dont have a colledge doctorit, nor am I a brain surgeon but at least i am smart enough to know that a simple "please no rips"is not going to stop people from taking your pics and possibly doing something nasty with the.Look people in all actuality I dont care how long you been chatting with some one on the PC or how much they say there a friend lets get it together YOU DONT KNOW WHO IS ON THE OTHER END".For real folks you think that Please no rips is going to stop a pervert from takin your pics come on this is not leave it to beaver wally.If you dont want someone takin your pics then shit man DONT PUT THEM ON,or at least use common sense.I know someone that she put a pic of her sticking out her tounge and she has a big tongue lol and within a couple of hours there was a new pic of a guy with his little ,tiny,small dick in front of his pc lookin as if he was puttin it in hher mouth .He blew up her tongue pic on the screen that put his dick in front

Sometimes...
Sometimes I don't even see why I even try to make thing's work out. I don't really see the point behind realtionships any more every god damn one turns into a big fucking fight that ultimately places blame right in my lap. Why do all the girls I end up being good friends with push for dateing me. I'm not going to change for you just because your dateing me. Is it wrong to ask someone to just let you be you and love you at the same time? I don't think so but apprently it's one of the thing's you just don't do. Fuck that shit...I am seriously starting to think that ignoreing the advances of the opposite sex would be easier then actually takeing them on. Anyway I'm done with this rant for now there's sure to be more you can bet your money on that.

Ahhh...the Bliss Of Being Married!
Ahhh...the bliss of being married! A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and forth on the front porch. Slowly they rocked, in rhythm as this was their time to spend a few quiet moments and after years of practice they rocked to the same pace. Suddenly the wife stopped, grabbed her cane, and with a loud and hard WHACK hit her husband across the shins. His eyes watered and tears ran down his cheeks. When he finally caught his breath he gasped and asked, "What'd you do that fer?" "That's fer fifty years of bad sex," she said. He nodded his head, but said nothing. Slowly they began to rock again. Again they kept pace. Back and forth, back and forth they rocked, until suddenly the man stopped, and picked up his cane. He reached over and with a loud, sharp WHACK, he hit his wife across the shins. As soon as her eyes quit watering and she could speak she asked. "What was that fer?" "That," said her husband as he began to rock again, "is fer knowin' the difference."

Thats Some Strong Stuff
There was this little boy sitting on the curb shaking a bottle of turpentine, and watching the bubbles float up when a priest came by. The priest asked, 'Son what is that?' The boy replied, 'This here is turpentine the most powerful liquid on earth.' The priest said, 'Oh no son, the most powerful liquid on earth is holy water. Put two drops of holy water on a pregnant woman and she will pass a baby boy.' The boy said, 'THAT AIN'T NOTHING, take two drops of this here turpentine and rub it on a cats butt and it will pass a motorcycle

Be Carefull 4 Wat U Wish 4
Careful What You Wish For Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle of the ocean. They managed to inflate a rubber life raft and grab a box of provisions before their ship slipped under the surface. After floating under blazing heat, for 6 days, they ran out of food and water. On the 10th day, bleary eyed and half-dead from heat, thirst and starvation, they spotted a small object floating toward them in the water. As it drew near, they were ecstatic to find that it was an old oil lamp. They grabbed the lamp and rubbed it. Out popped a tired old genie who said, "OK, so you freed me from the stupid lamp, but hey, I've been doing this 3- wishes stuff for a while now and quite frankly, I'm burned out. You guys only get one wish and then I'm outta here. Make it a good one." The first guy, blurted out, without thinking, "Give us all the beer we can drink for the rest of our lives!" "Fine," said the genie, and he instantly turned the entire Ocean to be

Signs Of An Abuser (not Funny)
IF YOUR PARTNER SHOWS THESE SIGNS, IT'S TIME TO GET OUT 1. PUSHES FOR QUICK INVOLVEMENT: Comes on strong, claiming, "I've never felt loved like this by anyone." An abuser pressures the new partner for an exclusive commitment almost immediately. 2. JEALOUS: Excessively possessive; calls constantly or visits unexpectedly; prevents you from going to work because "you might meet someone"; checks the mileage on your car. 3. CONTROLLING: Interrogates you intensely (especially if you're late) about whom you talked to and where you were; keeps all the money; insists you ask permission to go any-where or do anything. 4. UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS: Expects you to be the perfect mate and meet his or her every need. 5. ISOLATION: Tries to cut you off from family and friends; accuses people who are your supporters of "causing trouble." The abuser may deprive you of a phone or car, or try to prevent you from holding a job. 6. BLAMES OTHERS FOR PROBLEMS OR MISTAKES: It's always some-one else

How To Tell If You Are Gay (no Offense Meant..this Is Just A Funny)
How to tell if you are gay 1. If you are over 30 and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and rather you've been sucking-off the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet. 2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaayming fag. A cat is like a dog, but gay: it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog..."Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here!" Now think about how you call a cat... "Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay. 3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby-pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks bar-b-q ribs, crab-claws, raw oysters, craw-fish guts, pickled pigs feet, or tit*ies. Anything else and you are in training to suc

Hmmm
Well yesterday I got a manicure and pedicure. The manicure hurt alot because the skin around my nail is very sensitive. Other than that they came out very nice. I'm hoping to do something today cause it gets really boring at home with two 70-something year old grandparents,lol! That is all, I'll write more later. Liesl

Stuped Shit
Cover your stump before you hump. Before you attack her, wrap your wacker. Don't be silly, protect your willy. Before you blast her, guard your bushmaster. Don't be a loner, cover your boner. When in doubt, shroud your spout. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong. If your not going to sack it, go home and wack it. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey. Before you bag her, sheath your dagger. It'll be sweeter if you wrap your peter. If you slip between thighs, be sure to condomize. To save embarrassment later, cover your gator. You won't get sick if you cap your dick. If you go into heat, package your meat. While your undressing Venus, dress up that penis. When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up that trouser mouse. Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker. Especially in December, gift wrap your member. Before you start rockin'be sure your cock gets a stockin'. Don't be a fool. Vulcanize your tool. Th

Pray I Don't Get Fired.
So yeah, I'm really sick. Like, well, I'm not gonna say much but I am gagging uncontrollably if I open my mouth, so yeah, really sick. However, this is my 4th time calling in sick to Target this month. Yeah, bad shit. I'm probably gonna get fired. Please pray that I don't because I don't deserve to get fired over this.

How Sexy Is Ur Name?
Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =) And Write it at the bottom! And re-post it with "H0W SEXY iS UR NAME" *under 60 points= not too sexy *from 61-300 points= pretty sexxy *over 301-599 points= VERY sexxxxy!!! *beyond 600= beyond verry verry verry sexy!!!! A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12 G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25 N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405 U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23 Don't 4get to add ya name at tha bottom!!!

They Hate Us For Our...
Listening to all the various wacko ideas of why there are terrorists and why they are so important has really been bugging me. I mean most of the arguments come down to "They hate us for our freedoms" or "they hate us cause we keep messing in their affairs because of oil". I gotta say it, this kinda black and white thinking really makes my teeth wanna leap out and strangle people. As with all things its both and neither of these reasons. The various groups, organizations and loose associations that people tend to label with one swift stroke as "al qaeda" is as varied and varied as any group of individuals. So lets just go over what I see as the motivations for this "hatred" shall we? Yup there are those hate the west and developed countries because we're not all Muslim extremists who treat women like property and stone our wives if they look at us cross-eyed. THESE PEOPLE EXIST; there aint alot of them, and all of them are FUCKING NUTS. So we have what I will now call "Religio

"stop Dragging My Heart Around" ~ Stevie Nicks And Tom Petty
Baby you'll come knocking on my front door Same old line you used to use before I said ya... well... what am I supposed to do I didnt know what I was getting into So youve had a little trouble in town Now youre keeping some demons down Stop draggin my... Stop draggin my... Stop draggin my heart around Its hard to think about what youve wanted Its hard to think about what youve lost This doesnt have to be the big get even This doesnt have to be anything at all I know you really want to tell me good-bye I know you really want to be your own girl Baby you could never look me in the eye Yeah you buckle with the weight of the words Stop draggin my... Stop draggin my... Stop draggin my heart around Theres people running round loose in the world Aint got nothin better to do Than make a meal of some bright eyed kid You need someone looking after you I know you really want to tell me goodbye I know you really want to be your own girl Baby you could never

I Got This In A E-mail
What Is LOVE When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs." Chrissy - age 6 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." Terri - age 4 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."

Teen Suicide
I originally posted this as a blog of mine on MySpace, then shot it to a good friend of mine who you folks will know here as "Rainbowfuckinbright" in response to one of her blogs. On her advise, I am posting it here. I genuinely hope it helps even one person reconsider suicide (and if you get the chance to visit Rianbow's site, check it out. (She's on my friend's listing)........ Well, I am a Medic on a volunteer basis. I do this because I love saving lives, helping people and letting them know that things can ALWAYS get worse, and most assuredly will eventually get better. I've run many attempted suicide cases, and sadly, some do not make it. I always tell them "Suicide is a permanent and selfish solution to a temporary problem. It leaves others to deal with permanent loss of someone in their lives who they love." Regardless of what you think, even the most reclusive teen touches so many lives. There are the parents. (Some say their parents do not care and are abusive...and some

Men Who Forget
men who forget the important stuff drive me up the wall. they forget the day they were married, your birthday, valentines day. what is up with that? i just dont understand how the could forget the important dates like that. if anyone can help me understand please post a message back to me. Lady daykota

Politicos
TODAY IS A VERY GOOD DAY FOR AMERICA~~ THE GOVERNMENT HAD BEEN HI- JACKED AND NOW AT LEAST THERE BETTER BE SOME ACCOUNTABILITY BUSH IS NOT KING HE IS PRESIDENT AND NEEDED TO FOLLOW THE LAWS. WE CAN BE PROTECTED FOLLOWING OUR LAWS AS WRITTEN ANY BS BY BUSH AND HIS MINIONS WAS JUST BS. THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH WAS DRUNK WITH POWER. IF BUSH AND HIS MINIONS WERE SO WORRIED ABOUT PROTECTING US WHY WAS HE WILLING TO SELL THE PORTS TO A DUBAI COMPANY(clue!!!corporate money) AND WHY DO WE HAVE THE HUGE GAPING HOLES IN OUR BORDERS. WHILE DRUGS, DRUG DEALERS AND TONS OF POTENTIAL TERRORISTS HAVE ENTERED THE CONTINENTAL US. REMEMBER THE BS BUSH AND HIS MINIONS ABOUT FIGHTING THE TERRORISTS OVER IN IRAQ!!~~ CLUELESS THEY ARE/WERE. BUT GUESS WHAT THIS WAR COST BILLIONS OF TAX DOLLARS AND 3000 AMERICAN LIVES AND 30,000 INJURED AMERICANS. BUT DON'T FORGET THIS. TONS OF MONEY SENT TO IRAQ IS MISSING AND UNACCOUNTED FOR AND THE CORPORATE AMERICAN COMPANIES INVOLVED OVER THERE HAVE FILLED THEIR

I Note To All My New And Old Friends
people come and go.some stay some leave and then there friends you love to death and you wish would leave once in a while but the message go out to all my friends new old and indiffrent i reall do loe you all and i cant get enough of your guys love i know i aint be around much but its taken time for me to bulid my radio staion us too so if you guys wouldn't mind stop in the Damage Inc lounage and say hi join the louange we do take request but you have to be in the lounage for me to get them tony

Love Story
Love Story I will seek and find you . . I shall take you to bed and have my way with you I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan. I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you. And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days. All my love, The Flu Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!

Oye.
♥ So ive been up since about 2 redoing my psychology paper. Its all done now so im happy bout that. Siting the sources and shit was the hardest cause i had to find all the research i had on my database on my laptop mhmm. Anyway haha i went icon searching again last night and now have over 300. Cause ima loser like that ♥ Last night i did a hella lot of thinking, and ive come to a ton of conclusions. Things are gonna completly change with me from now on. Seriously. Starting with the relationship i have with my mom, moving on to actually speaking to my father like a human being again, to not taking no more of my brothers shit and bailing him out when it puts me in a bunch of shit with everyone else in the world. He can keep my apartment, because HIS daughter needs it. And his daughter also needs HIM not me. She has me. Im her auntie momma and thats fine. But she needs her FATHER to raise her, not everyone else. I can only do so much for one person seriously &hearts

What A Kiss Really Means
+Kiss on the stomach = Im ready +Kiss on the Forehead ="i hope we're together forever" +Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything +Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" +Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" +Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together" +Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" +Kiss on the Lips = I love you" What the gesture means... +Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other" +Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" +Holding on tight = "i don't want to let go" +Looking into each other's Eyes = "i just plain love you" +Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" +Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go" +Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" --Advice-- + Dont ask for a kiss, take one. +If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. --Requirements-- +Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships. If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now and can't get the

My Poem (thank You)
The pain pours out my soul Like hot moltin dust Takes flight on the wind as it leaves me breathless Circles time and leaps beyond Waiting for that special person to find and understand this Transparent, Hopeless, Lost Flooded thoughts and dround emotions simplicity found least expected Wisdom is found strong in this battered broken heart Walk softly and you will find all that you need in me Subsided pain with the help of a love Deep slashes no longer bleed but heal shut New found glory ... THANK YOU

What Does Your Name Mean?
L: Loved by everyone I: one of the best damn bf/gf any one could ask for. S: Fuckin crazy A: hard to forget A: hard to forget B: dead sexy C: Is wild and crazy. D: Has one of the best personalities ever! E: Lives life for fun. F: people adore you G: Never let people tell you what to do. H: really silly I: one of the best damn bf/gf any one could ask for. J: a DAMN GOOD KISSER K: loves to drink L: Loved by everyone M: loves to drink N: Best in Bed O: likes people. P: Popular with all types of people. Q: A hypocrite. R: Easy to fall in love with. S: Fuckin crazy T: Drop Dead Gorgeous U: Really likes to chill. V: Not judge mental. W: Very broad minded. X: Never let people tell you what to do. Y: Has a fine ass Z: Always ready

Buying Drinks
Buying drinks A guy met this girl in a bar and asked, "May I buy you a drink?" "Okay, but it won't do you any good." A little later, he asks, "May I buy you another drink?" "Okay, but it still won't do you any good." He invites her up to his apartment and she replies, "Okay, but it won't do you any good." They get to his apartment and he says, "You are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I want you for my wife." She says, "Oh, that's different. Send her in."

Infami
Curious eyes devilish grin Onrey mischevious child Her life taken in the blink of the eye by a pathetic worthless boy Our eyes still show our pain Our sleves still bear our broken hearts Deaths grasp on a time before this hell Waiting dormant for as long as it takes Revenge will be bittersweet Part of the poem i wrote the day ash died. I will have to find it again and post its entirety.

Song Of The Day Part 2... Decided To Do 2 Today... Garbage - The World Is Not Enough
I know how to hurt I know how to HEAL I know what to show And what to conceal I know when to talk And I know when to touch No one ever died from wanting too much The world is not enough But it is such a perfect place to start, my love And if you're strong enough Together we can take the world apart, my love People like us Know how to survive There's no point in living If you can't feel the life We know when to kiss And we know when to kill If we can't have it all Then nobody will The world is not enough But it is such a perfect place to start, my love And if you're strong enough Together we can take the world apart, my love I feel safe I feel secure I feel ready And yet I regret The world is not enough But it is such a perfect place to start, my love And if you're strong enough Together we can take the world apart, my love The world is not enough The world is not enough NO NO WHERE NEAR ENOUGH THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH

Sex Tips
Some women don't know how to orgasm, while others need nothing more than a whisper to reach orgasmic heights. And then there are the others -- those women who have the capability to squirt their juices all over the bed, the floor, or even you. Although I'd like to believe that every woman is capable of reaching such heights of sexual ecstasy, unfortunately, there are many women out there who disagree. And if they're not willing to open their minds to the idea of ejaculating, no matter how hard I try to convince them (yeah, it's a dirty, messy job, but someone's gotta do it), then that's their prerogative. Nevertheless, if you've got yourself a woman who is very sexually in tune with herself, and would be willing to let you manipulate her vagina until she ejaculated all over you, then today's tip is going to leave you soaking wet. Before she starts squirting! As I've already mentioned, a woman's ejaculate is expelled from the urethra, the same place that urine comes ou

Still More From The Twisted Mind Of....me.
I sit here and stare into the darkness that is the soul and wonder why it is that so few ever look inside of themselves.So few people ever take the time,and it seems to me that if they did they would know more about themselves and theirfore be better informed.Yet this is not how the world seems to work,It seems that Most would rather turn a blind eye to their immediate surroundings and surround themselves in an insulating layer of white noise.Perhaps this helps them cope with their pathetic existence.I tend to look inside of Me on a regular basis just to stay in touch with my inner self.True it is a dark and scary place but I know the owner and he's always happy to see me....always says the same cheesy line when I leave..."remember its just like motel 6...we'll leave a light on for ya." Have a Gothy day!!!!

Song Of The Day Garbage - Push It
I was angry when I met you I think I'm angry still We can try to talk it over If you say you'll help me out Don't worry baby (don't worry baby) No need to fight Don't worry baby (don't worry baby) We'll be alright Chorus: This is the noise that keeps me awake My head explodes and my body aches Push it, make the beats go harder Push it, make the beats go harder I'm sorry that I hurt you Please don't ask me why I want to see you happy I want to see you shine Don't worry baby (don't worry baby) Don't be uptight Don't worry baby (don't worry baby) We'll stay up all night Chorus C'mon push it, you can do it C'mon prove it, nothing to it C'mon use it, let's get through it C'mon push it, you can do it Don't worry baby (don't worry baby) Don't be uptight Don't worry baby (don't worry baby) We'll stay up all night Chorus (3x) Don't worry baby We'll be alright Don't worry baby We'll be alright Push it Push it Push it Push it Push it

Think About This...
DARRELL SCOTT TESTIMONY Guess our national leaders didn't expect this, hmm? On Thursday, Darrell Scott, the father of Rachel Scott, a victim of the Columbine High School shootings in Littleton , Colorado , was invited to address the House Judiciary Committee's subcommittee. What he said to our national leaders during this special session of Congress was painfully truthful. They were not prepared for what he was to say, nor was it received well. It needs to be heard by every parent, every teacher, every politician, every sociologist, every psychologist, and every so-called expert! These courageous words spoken by Darrell Scott are powerful, penetrating, and deeply personal. There is no doubt that God sent this man as a voice crying in the wilderness. The following is a portion of the transcript: " Since the dawn of creation there has been both good & evil in the hearts of men and women. We all contain the seeds of kindness or the seeds of violence. The death of my wonderful daug

1st Game
In case any of you knew I coach 8th grade basketball and last night was our first game, and hopefully it will get better. we got beat pretty good, but the other team had 4 guys over 6'3 so it is the best team we will play all year. I know many of you do not care, but just had to blab a little.

The Island Prt 1
It was a soft breezy Saturday when I awoke on the morning of our boat ride. I lived alone on my boat, the S. S. Lily Pad. We had scheduled the trip for 10 in the morning. A quick look at the clock radio told me I still had 3 long hours to prepare. I stretched a bit in bed before I kicked the blanket off and sat up. My jet black hair spilled half way to the small of my back and half covered my breast. At 28 I have never been ashamed of my body; least of all, my breasts. They hung proud on my chest- a modest size that never got a complaint from my female or male lovers. My nipples were the size of quarters and this morning erect and perky. I stood up and walked to the bathroom to start my morning shower. Turning on the shower water I noticed in the mirror my reflection. My ebony skin was smooth and unblemished without scars, pimples or tattoos. My cunt was bare with a few stubbles. I'd better shave too. I retrieved my Lady Razor and cream before stepping into the shower. Forty

Everyone Can Win
Wednesday, November 8, 2006 Everyone can win Real peace comes from the inside. Let it freely flow out from you. The more peace you offer, the more you will have. Take the time to understand, and you will in turn be better understood. Improve your interactions with the people around you by raising your expectations of them. Genuinely respect the diverse opinions and perspectives of others, and you will gain their respect as well. Keep confrontation as your very last resort rather than your first approach. Set the tone by being respectful and pleasant, and you'll find yourself getting much accomplished. Just because people disagree with you does not make them your enemies. Take the time to listen, and you might even learn something of real value from them. There is infinitely more to be gained through cooperation than through confrontation. Make yourself a real winner by bringing out the winning qualities in those around you. With such an approach, everyone can wi

What Kind Of Pagan Am I
You scored as Greek Pantheonic Pagan. One of the best well-known pantheons around is Greek, due to the popularity of the Greek myths. Pagans who fall into this catagory tend to follow the Mother and Father images of Zues and Hera, but it's not at all uncommon for their patron deities to be other Greek Gods or Heroes, such as Ares, Hades, Persephone, Apollo, Artemis, or Dionysis. Lusty and dramatic, the Greek Gods call to those who like epic tales and wild romance. You either already are a Greek Pantheon follower, or else you look to them often for insight. Greek Pantheonic Pagan100%Roman Pantheonic Pagan100%Celtic Pantheonic Pagan80%Ecclectic Pagan70%Norse Pantheonic Pagan (Asatru)65%Zoroastrian Pagan60%Egyptian Pantheonic Pagan60%Sumerian, Babylonian, and Mesopotamian Pagans55%Kabbalistic Pagan50%Shamanic Pagan

The Wall Prt 3
I lay there in the mass of pillows enjoying the sensations that had occurred not an hour ago. My body was still humming from the pleasures Jade and Naomi had ministered to me. My mind worked over her finial words to me. She had effectively became a switch, submitting to me that all she had is mine. I looked down at their sleeping forms and smiled. Slipping easily from under them I went to the garage where the Wall was stored and saw the exposed nose of Kasha. I checked my watch and pressed the button to open the wall to the maximum range. Kasha's body was glistening with sweat as she looked down at me. I smiled at her and took a feather from a place on the wall; ever lightly I traced the very tip of the feather over her lower calves. Her ebony skin perking up with goose bumps as she shivered. I watched this with interest bringing the feather up her leg toward her impaled pussy. She moaned softly at this watching me intently. That would not do; I put the feather down, pulled o

For My One True Love
The day you came into my life will be cherished always. An angel sent from heaven above for my lonely heart to hold. My heart is no longer lonely, but instead filled with the wonder of a love like I’ve never known. When you first spoke to me it was magical! A speach no other but my soulmate could provide. Truly the passion needed with words. Your kiss on my lips is something I long for each day. With a single kiss the intensity of your love so incredibly clear! Your eyes melt me with emotion so intense it is beyond belief. A caring and unconditional love that shines from them that makes me shiver with excitement for our life to come. Each day your smile fills my heart with a joy like no other. Oh but to have you in my life is truly a blessing! On the day we wed... I promise to you yet again my unconditional love and devotion. For I will cherish each day that God gives me with you, our own little piece of heaven on earth. I will love you always. Now and

Blood
feeling the blade open to awakein the flow as blood runs down and coats my clothes ignoring the pain and smileing through thinking of only the things you do makeing it deeper and watching it spread as the cut opens and coats my clothes feeling nothing within trapped in this moment as it passing again the darkness covers my eyes giving in to the empty bliss when will it end the terror within

What Women Would Do If They Had A Penis For A Day
i totally had to steal this! it was just too damn funny! 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm. 4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem. 3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks. 2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement. 1. Repeat number 9......

Poetry!
I love poetry and every so often I'm going to post some of my favourites both my own and those by more famous poets than I! Today's is by my countryman Robert Burns and written in Old Scots. O, my Luve's like a red, red rose, That's newly sprung in June. O, my Luve's like a melodie That's sweetly play'd in tune. As fair as thou, my bonnie lass, So deep in luve am I; And I will love thee still, my dear, Till a' the seas gang dry. Till a' the seas gang dry, my dear, And the rocks melt wi' the sun: I will love thes still,my dear, While the sands o' life shall run: And fare thee well, my only luve! And fare thee weel, a while! And I will come again, my luve, Tho' it ware ten thousand mile. Here's the English version!lol! Oh my Love is like a red, red rose That’s newly sprung in June Oh my Love is like a melody That’s sweetly played in June As fair as you are, my bonnie lass So deep in Love am I And I will Love you still, my dear Until all the seas

Whats The Meaning
whats the meaning of love and why do we strive for it we wrap ourselves around this image and noone truly knows noone can say what it is they havent seen it and cant touch it but yet it is always within our minds to find this word we call love..

Fyi For The Guys
Whatever it was that you did to win a girl's heart, you have to keep doing to keep her. If you are sweet at first and then stop paying any attention to her after you've been dating for awhile, it isn't going to work out. So guys, don't forget, what you did to get her, you must do to keep her.

Blah..
Ok so I hate being bipolar. Sometimes little things are enough to cause a meltdown. I was driving and totally lost where I was. I just drew a blank. I called Jamie on the cell phone and he helped me through it but I was crying and it wasn't good. So I guess today when I go see my PA I'll tell her about it. Damn this thing it really sucks sometimes. I'm afraid for Hailey when she get into her 20's when this thing supposively gets bad. Oh well, all we can do is take our meds and hope for the best. Jamie kind of likes his new job and kind of not. He never knows what time he'll be getting home at night. So he's keeping his eys open. Oh so my birthday is sunday, Jamie has something nice for me but he won't tell me and I can't get it out of him. so I'll have to wait. i dunno, thats all for now. Thanks for listening to me whine.

Am I The Only Cat Left Who's Not A Dj???
Apparently, I'm the only person on the CT who doesn't have or DJ for a radio lounge. Every time I see a bulletin, it's someone plugging their station of the day. That's cool, but it's really interfering with everyone else screaming for profile/picture rating! When I started on this site, there was only one station I went to...Evolutionz. Being as easy-going as I am, I could never understand cats getting all dramatic in the lounge. I mean, the last thing I can imagine is getting upset at someone on the internet...who happens to be THOUSANDS of miles away and is probably a loser! Maybe not a loser, but pretty much NOT in my life. Next thing I saw was a split on that station...welcome to the CT (LC at the time) Temptation X Radio! Not that I cared one way or the other. I like...no, make that LOVE...music. Unfortunately, my tastes are not very mainstream, so it was never like the format was all that interesting to me. Of course, if I saw a lot of Tiger Army, Killing Joke, The

Read And Answer Please.....
what would you do if? 1. I was right next to you: 2. I kissed you: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. I started smoking: 5. I was hospitalized: 6. I was drunk: 7. i hugged u 8. I asked you to leave: 9. I asked you out: what do you think about my? 10. personality: 11. eyes: 12. hair: 13. body: would you? 14. be my friend? 15. keep a secret if i told you one? 16. kiss me? 17. go on a date with me? 18. keep in touch? 19. date me? have you ever? 20. lied to make me feel better? 21. wanted to kiss me? 22. wanted to bite me? 23. kept something important from me? 24. wanted to cuddle with me? and more. 25. who are you? 26. are we friends? 27. when and how did we meet? 28. describe me in one word: 29. what was your first impression? 30. what reminds you of me? 31. if you could give me anything what would it be? 32. how well do you know me? 33. when's the last time you saw me? 34. ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 35. are you gonna post t

Nasty Freak Quiz
Body: Welcome 2 the Nasty QUIZ. Are u daring enough 2 answer this 4 this person? if so, message them your answers!!! Rules: Answer this 4 the person who posted this and then repost it 4 your self! 1.Would u have sex with me? answer: 2.What position would u do me in? answer: 3.Would u suck me up/eat me out? answer: 4.Would u sex me hard? answer: 5.Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? answer: 6.Give me a naked pic? answer: 7.Would u do me in the shower? answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and then do me? answer: 9.Would u use desert? answer: 10.Would u have a 3-some with me? answer: 11.What makes u want 2 have sex with me? answer: 12.Would u talk dirty 2 me while we sexed? answer: 13.Where would u do me @? answer: 14.Would u do me in front of people? answer: 15.Would u do me again and again? answer: 16.Would u do me in the rain? answer: 17.Would u mind

Good Girl!
Girls, have you been good? Well it doesn't matter if you haven't. I think you'll really like this shirt. Featured here on a baby doll tee, the design features a winged heart. Combining (what I think are great colors) purple and yellow and with a chromed finish this shirt screams attention. I like to wear this shirt with my black leather jacket whenever my husband and I hit the road on his bike. I unzipped my jacket just enough to let the good girl show and I feel like a naughty little angel when I do. Available on an array of tees and sweaters for ladies you just got to check this one out. As always this design and many other are all available online at our store; DeXine Graphic Concepts. So ride over and get yours now.

Joke The Bride Tells Her Husband
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison. And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped

To The Nice Girls
I found this from my friend Tracy's page... and I copied and pasted it onto mine... I find it all too often: men complaining that there are "no nice girls out there" yet devoting every bit of their attention to those who show a little skin (dont say it isn't true being on this site).... I guess being on this website is wrong for me, not only do I get critisized for being modest, I get critizied for have being in the military... This is for all the nice girls out there, the girls who don't pose up in cheap outfits, the girls who take more than face value of themselves and others around... come on girls... and guys,... what is so wrong with the "nice girl"? This is my tribute to the nice girls. To the nice girls who are overlooked, who become friends and nothing more, who spend hours fixating upon their looks and their personalities and their actions because it must be they that are doing something wrong. This is for the girls who don't give it up on the first date, who don't w

What Women Would Do If They Had A Dick For A Day
what women would do if they had a penis for a day 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm. 4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem. 3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks. 2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement. 1. Repeat number 9......

Classes
I will get back to all of you as soon as I can. I start Abnormal Psych today and Criminal Investigations. Hopefuly they won't be too rough and I can get on here more often. I will get back to ya tho!!!!

What Man Would Do If They Had A Pussy For A Day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too. 1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

The Thing
The loneliest thing I know..As I sit recalling my past..Wishing for peace at last.im a gurl with a big smile and bright blue eyes..how my secret safely start to poor out from my soul..I was good hiding the depression Locked within me as i wept..I was invisible to my mother and father and to some of my friends thats never saw me for who i was so they weren't true friends...But the saddest thing I recall Was wishing for my life to end thats the loneliest thing I think i have ever felt in my hole life And I probably wouldn't have made it if it was not for one true friend.. as i sit here and write this bolg i think of him as he is know longer with me..and the saddest thing is he saved me from taking my own life but i could not save him from is own depression that he was hidding within him self..depression is apart of every day life it hits more and more people every day and its brakes my heart to see the people still fighting it..the more you open a door to someone the better its seems to

Girls Nght Out
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home. The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well nev

Locating Her Clitoris
Locating Her Clitoris The first requirement of clitoral massage is knowing where your partner\'s clitoris is, and what it looks like and what it feels like when flaccid and erect. The only way to learn these things is to go exploring. With the lights on, have your partner undress; she may want to wear a comfortable shirt. She should then lay on a bed, sit in a chair, or sit on the bed while reclining on some pillows placed against the headboard. Make sure that you have easy access to her vulva while ensuring you are both comfortable. Sit or kneel so you are facing her, usually off to one side. If she is sitting in a chair or at the end of the bed, you may want to sit in a chair or kneel on the floor. You can also have her sit between your legs, both of you facing the same direction. You need to get close to the subject at hand. You may also want to have a light close by, or a flashlight, to illuminate her vulva so as to be able to see everything clearly. You will also want to h

Hump Day
Good Morning Ya'll Happy Hump Day Lets Hump Hehe ( JUST KIDDING ) How is everyone? I hope great... Im doing ok.. past few days alots been going on n my mind... ever wonder what your purpose on this earth is?? too help ppl? too be a bum? or just be who u really are without all the pretending? I was laying n bed last night going over my day as i always do..going over the things that were said stuff like that... I gotta message from someone saids hey whats safe too say or whats not safe too say.. my reply back was safe?? U have never been really safe with your words... there reply was lol... then I wont say I love you more then anything.. WTF does that mean?? any ideas?? if so please let me know... I guess Ppl come into your life for a reason and leave the same way... i just dont get things now adays... ppl act like they are someone totally different online then they are n person.. WHY?? if u can be who u really are online and off why even bother?? and the saying is god never gives you

One Bourbon, One Scotch And One Beer
I'm listening to this song atm, depsite the fact that I'm very partial to vodka. Damn, but it was a long day at work. My new assistant started work today, so I had to look after her and get my own stuff done. She's shaping up well, though, and I see a lot of potential in her... It's 23:16 currently, and I'm exhausted, so this is pretty much all she wrote for my very first entry here.

My Favorite Recipe Irish Dubling Corn Beef And Cabbage
5 pounds of Corned beef brisket 1 large onion with 6 cloves embedded 6 peeled and sliced carrots 8 new potaotes, peeled and cubed Some dried thyme A bunch of Parsley 2 Heads of Cabbage, quartered Sauce: half pint of whipping cream Boil the beef, onion, carrots, potatoes, thyme andparsley in a pot of water. Simmer anc cook for 3 hours. Remove sediment and the thyme, parsley and onion. Add the cabbage and simmer for a further 20 minutes or until the cabbage is cooked. Remove the meat and divide into pieces. Remove and season the cabbage heavily with black pepper. On a large plate surround the beef with the cabbage, carrots and potatoes. sauce by whipping the cream

Irish Baked Grits
4 3/4 cups water 1 teaspoon salt 1 cup corn grits* 3/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese (about 3 ounces) 1/2 cup (packed) grated white cheddar cheese (about 2 ounces) 4 tablespoons (1/2 stick) butter 1 large egg 4 cups assorted fresh wild mushrooms (such as chanterelle, morel, stemmed shiitake or oyster), sliced 1/2 cup matchstick-size strips country ham 2 tablespoons minced shallot 1/2 cup dry white wine 1/2 cup whipping cream 2 tablespoons minced fresh thyme Preheat oven to 325°F. Butter 8x8x2-inch glass baking dish. Bring 43/4 cups water and salt to boil in heavy medium pot. Add corn grits to boiling water in thin steady stream, stirring constantly. Reduce temperature and simmer grits until thick, stirring frequently, about 20 minutes. Pour cooked grits into large mixing bowl. Whisk in 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese, grated cheddar cheese and 2 tablespoons butter. Season grits to taste with pepper. Whisk in egg. Transfer to prepared baking dish. Place dish in large

Irish Bread
4 cups all-purpose flour 1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda 1 teaspoon salt 1 tablespoon sugar 1 1/2 tablespoons caraway seeds 1 cup raisins 1 3/4 cups well-shaken buttermilk 2 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted Preheat oven to 375°F. Butter and flour a large baking sheet, knocking off excess flour. Sift together 4 cups flour, baking soda, and salt into a large bowl and stir in sugar, caraway, and raisins. Add buttermilk and stir just until dough is evenly moistened but still lumpy. Transfer dough to a well-floured surface and gently knead with floured hands about 8 times to form a soft but slightly less sticky dough. Halve dough and form into 2 balls. Pat out each ball into a domed 6-inch round on baking sheet. Cut a 1/2-inch-deep X on top of each loaf with a sharp knife, then brush loaves with butter. Bake in middle of oven until golden brown and bottoms sound hollow when tapped, 35 to 40 minutes. Transfer loaves to racks to cool completely. Makes 2 (6-inch) lo

The Barrier Removed!
In order to free us from the slave market of sin, God designed a means by which His perfect standards can be met. God the Father sent His Son, Jesus Christ, to remove the barrier between God and man. When Jesus Christ came to earth to become the God-man, He was born outside the slave market. His humanity was perfect. Because of His unique birth, He alone had no sinful nature. He never committed a sin Himself, and no divine punishment was due Him. Only Christ qualified on His own merit to meet the perfect standards of God. Only Christ could purchase our freedom because He was free from sin and outside the slave market. God the Father as the Supreme Judge accepted Him as your substitute. Jesus Christ chose to be judged on the cross for man's sins. "God made Him who had no sin to be sin for us, so that in Him we might become the righteousness of God." He paid the death penalty on the cross for you and every other human being. Every sin ever committed - past, present, a

Irish Bacon And Cabbage
TRADITIONAL IRISH BACON AND CABBAGE INGREDIENTS 1 Shannon Traditional Slab Bacon (11/4 - 2lb) 1/2 green cabbage and 1/2 white cabbage 8 potatoes (peeled) Salt and pepper -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- METHOD: Remove slab bacon from plastic bag. Cover with cold water. Bring to boil and drain. Cover with fresh cold water. Bring to boil and then simmer for 25 minutes per 1lb plus 25 minutes over. Remove outer leaves of cabbage. Cut in half, add to the saucepan and simmer for the last 20 minutes. Remove bacon to chopping board and carve into thin slices. Drain cabbage, season with salt & pepper, chop and add a knob of butter. Serve the bacon with the cabbage and boiled potatoes and parsley sauce. PARSLEY SAUCE INGREDIENTS: INGREDIENTS 1/4 cup butter 3 tablespoons flour 1/4 cup cabbage stock 11/4 cups milk 1/2 cup finely chopped parsley Pepper METHOD: Melt butter in saucepan and stir in flour to make roux.

How A 7b Year Old Explains S3x
HOW A 7 Y3AR OLD 3XPLAiNS S3X HAHA how sex really happens.. (this is fuckin great!!) This is how a kid explains sex... Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor

Tainted Love
Sometimes I feel I've got to Run away I've got to Get away From the pain that you drive into the heart of me The love we share Seems to go nowhere I've lost my lights I toss and turn I can't sleep at night Once I ran to you Now I'll run from you This tainted love you've given I give you all a boy could give you Take my tears and that's not nearly all Tainted love Tainted love Now I know I've got to Run away I've got to Get away You don't really want any more from me To make things right You need someone to hold you tight You think love is to pray I'm sorry I don't pray that way Once I ran to you Now I'll run from you This tainted love you've given I give you all a boy could give you Take my tears and that's not nearly all Tainted love Tainted love Don't touch me please I cannot stand the way you tease I love you though you hurt me so Now I'm going to pack my things and go Touch me baby, tainted love Touch me baby, tainted love Touch me bab

Irish Breakfast
TRADITIONAL IRISH BREAKFAST INGREDIENTS 8 slices of Shannon Traditional Irish Bacon (Premium) 4 Shannon Traditional Irish Sausages (Bangers) 4 slices of Shannon Traditional Black Breakfast Pudding 4 slices of Shannon Traditional White Breakfast Pudding 4 eggs 4 Medium size tomatoes Freshly ground pepper Method Over low heat, saute bacon, turning frequently until done to taste. Remove from pan and drain on paper towels. Keep hot. It is important to note that Irish bacon is not cooked crisp hard. Place sausages in pan and cook until brown on all sides. Cut the tomatoes in half and fry with slices of pudding in the bacon fat. Remove and keep hot. All the above items can also be broiled instead of being fried. Cook eggs to order. Serves 4

Pasta With Irish Bacon And Brocco Li
PASTA WITH IRISH BACON AND BROCCOLI INGREDIENTS: 4 slices Shannon Traditional Irish Bacon, cut crosswise into 1/4 inch strips 8 ounces dried corkscrew or quill-shaped pasta 2 cloves garlic, minced 1 small onion, finely chopped 1/2 cup de-fatted chicken broth 1/8 teaspoon dried hot pepper flakes 4 cups fresh broccoli florets 2 tablespoons grated Parmesan cheese METHOD: Cook pasta in large amount of salted boiling water. While pasta is cooking, in non-stick skillet over medium heat, cook bacon strips just until they begin to brown. Stir in garlic and onions; cover and cook for several minutes or until onion is soft. Raise heat to medium-high. Add chicken broth, hot pepper flakes and broccoli. Cover and cook for 7 to 8 minutes until broccoli is crisp-tender and still bright green. Stir in grated Parmesan and salt to taste. Toss with hot cooked pasta. Serve immediately. Serves 4

What Is Wicca
What is Wicca Category: Religion and Philosophy For those that would like to know here is something you may be interested in WHAT IS WICCA? - Excerpts from an article by Herne Contrary to what those who choose to persecute us wish to believe, Wicca is a very peaceful, harmonious and balanced way of thinking, and a lifestyle that promotes oneness with the divine and all that is. Wicca is a deep appreciation and awe in watching the sunrise or sunset, the forest in the light of a glowing moon, a meadow enchanted by the first light of day. It is the morning dew on the petals of a beautiful flower, the gentle caress of a warm summer breeze upon your skin, or the warmth of the summer sun on your face. Wicca is the fall of colorful autumn leaves, and the softness of winter snow. It is light, and shadow and all that lies in between. It is the song of the birds and other creatures of the wild. It is being in the presence of Mother Earth's nature and being humbled in rev

........partly True
Your Five Variable Love Profile Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is medium. In general, you prefer to have only one love interest. But it's hard for you to stay devoted for too long! There's too much eye candy to keep you from wandering. Experience Level: Your experience level is high. You've loved, lost, and loved again. You have had a wide range of love experiences. And when the real thing comes along, you know it! Dominance: Your dominance is medium. You tend to be the one with more power. You aren't a total control freak in relationships.. But of course you don't mind getting you way! Cynicism: Your cynicism is low. You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance. No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter. You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate. And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon. Independence: Your independence is high. You don't need

The Wiccan Rede
"Rede" is derived from an Old English word "roedan" which means to guide or direct. 1 One common version of the Rede is: "An it harm none, do what thou wilt." "An" and "wilt" are Old English words for "if" and "want to." Alternative renderings of the Wiccan Rede are: An it harm none, do as ye will Ãn it harm none, do as ye will An ye harm none, do what ye will. A'in it harm none, do what thou wilt. An' it harm none, do what thou wilt. If it harms none, do what you will. Eight words the Wiccan Rede fulfill, An' it harm none, do what ye will. Do what you will as long as it harms none The Rede states that a Wiccan is free to do what ever they want to, as long as it does not harm themselves or anyone else. Harm is normally considered to include manipulation, domination, attempts to control, physically injure, emotionally harm, or hurt another person or group in any way. The Threefold Law (a.k.a. the Law of Return) adds a reward for those who f

My Best Friend...dennis "chip" Howells
Dennis "Chip" Howells was killed Sunday night (11-05-06) in a car accident while driving home from work....He was my best friend....I am missing him terribly...Rest In Peace My Friend Chip@ CherryTAP Courtesy of MsTags.com In Loving Memory If tears could build a stairway, And memories were a lane. I would walk right up to heaven, To bring you home again. No farewell words were spoken, No time to say good-bye. You were gone before I knew it, And only God knows why. My heart still aches in sadness, And secret tears still flow. What it meant to lose you, No one will ever know. You and angels around God's happy throne. I would have held you closer if I had known. Train Videos | Music Code | Minneapolis Lofts

How To Become A Wiccan
First ask yourself whether you really want to become a Wiccan. Some Cowans (non-Wiccans) are keen to convert to Wicca in order to cast spells and gain power over other people. They have seen Witches wiggling their noses or waving a wand on TV or in the movies and are enthused about gaining that degree of control over nature and other individuals. Wicca doesn't really work that way. The Wiccan Rede severely restrict Wiccans' spells and rituals. It prohibits any manipulation, coercion or harm. Spells must be for the good of all; they must harm none. A Witch cannot, for example, cast a love spell on another person in order to make them feel fall in love. That would manipulate them. A Wiccan is are permitted to perform a ritual to make themselves more open to love generally, but that is about it. There are other considerations: Being a Wiccan is not easy. Wicca requires a great deal of personal discipline and effort before one becomes proficient in the craft. In fact, the learning ne

Hey Everybody I'm A Grandmother
HEY EVERYBODY JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW MY NEW GRANDSON GOT HERE ABOUT 4:44 AM THIS MORNING HE WEIGH IN AT 6PDS 13 OZS AND 18 1/2 INCHES LONG JUST WANTED TO TELL ALL MY FRIENDS ON CHERRYTAP THE GOOD NEWS. SO THANKS FRO BEING GOOD FRIENDS LOVE YOU ALL.

Why Am I Hated So Much?
i can not understand why people hate me so much i am a nice guy i try to help everybody out when i can but i get kicked in the ass i wish sometimes i had a true friend but that is a pipe dream so bye for now

Day 1
I am looking for a Bimbo, yes...... a Bimbo for me. I am looking for one so much so you can see.... I have a hard time finding a slut, a woman that just want one thing, and that is sex. I am looking for a Bimbo..... One with huge tits, an ass you can rest on and a mouth that don't quit. (for sucking.) Is that too much for me to asked for ??? tell me, tell me, tell me right now.

Harley Rendezvous!
Just got my tickets in the mail for The Harley Rendezvous (www.harleyrendezvous.com). This is a REAL biker party thrown every June in Pattersonville, NY. In 2007 its happening on June 22,23 & 24th. So if you want to come party with me, drop me a line! Jimmy

Break It Down Into Component Pieces, Find The Solution.
Ok Matt, lets try this again. Lay out your life as it currently stands, read back over it, and see what you find. First and foremost, this lack of work thing is getting old, fast. I've been making quite the effort, but getting nowhere. The obvious solution is to move to be locale, with a better job market. That should be easy, considering -any- job would make for a better market. What are my options there? I could A: Move in with Derek, get robbed blind, and fall into the same pit of apathy and weed smoke as everyone else in that house is. Ok, no good. Second option: I could move back in with the ex. We get along well now, and she's made fabulous progress towards making a better life for herself. Down sides include: She'd expect half of everything you make. Bad, but tolerable. I could still afford a big move, when the time came. She'd also expect me to be a live-in chef, and maid. That sucks, but again, tolerable. The worst part would be is, it would be really hard to have a mean

Night Welcomes Me And You
When the night welcomes you and me And another day is called for romantic evening Our love is shared with each other thoughts and always brings us as a special occasion When the moonlight splashes in the dark while those stars spark like diamonds When the wind touches us with softy tune while the nights music just remain as right I want to take you in my arms and hold you with hopes Together sharing our dreams to come true Your kisses are long and deep with heart and makes me to understand, you are mine forever and well never part

Fucked Uo Thing About Love
i know alot of u out there have been in my shoes, bein in love with someone who wishes u were dead u were once with, no matter what u do to make things ok again, they always seem to find a way to blame shit on ya, well ya, i'm goin through that right now n i;m siick of if, soo if any of yall have any advise besides stop talkin to this person, please feel free to hit me up on here n my shoutbox or on yahoo at DJ_SASSY_2006

I Love You Babe Always And Forever
Each day each minute I think of you Each hour each second I miss you. You have made my life complete And full. I’ll love forever and always till I die. You are my everything the meaning why I’m here You made me happy when ever I shed a tear. Love is hard to say but I know I understand As each day goes by I long to hold your hand. I’ll never forget you even if you forget me. I’ll love you if you’re dumb I’ll love you forever more. You my dream come true my wish amazed. I love you babe!

Irish Blessings
May the road rise to meet you, May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face, The rains fall soft upon your fields. And until we meet again, May God hold you in the palm of his hand. May God be with you and bless you: May you see your children's children. May you be poor in misfortune, Rich in blessings. May you know nothing but happiness From this day forward. May the road rise up to meet you May the wind be always at your back May the warm rays of sun fall upon your home And may the hand of a friend always be near. May green be the grass you walk on, May blue be the skies above you, May pure be the joys that surround you, May true be the hearts that love you.

Our Love
Our love is something we have built From passions, hopes and dreams. It's safe from any passing moods, Secure from all extremes. It's something real and special, Something solid, something pure. It's something we can always count on, ringing sound and sure. It's something grounded in the heart, Emitting confidence. It lives in our emotions; It is something we can sense. Our love remains a binding force, Resistant to all strife. Amidst the outer pressures, it's our anchor throughout life.

As The World Turns
as the world turns i see you in a different light i see how special you are to me i see such wonders never seen before i see how much beauty you possess i see why you are special i see why my love grows for you are my shining light my beacon on the darkest night my eteranl flame my love as the world turns

The Roses Of Love
The red rose whispers of passion, And the white rose breathes of love; O the red rose is a falcon, And the white rose is a dove. But I send you a cream-white rosebud With a flush on its petal tips; For the love that is purest and sweetest Has a kiss of desire on the lips

To My Friends, Buddies, An Just Folk That I Know On Here...
haven't been around all that much, been dealin with alot of shit...but i'm home now, so i reckon ya'll just gonna have to put up with my ass again!!!! hugs an smooch's!! oh...an james? I REALLY FLIPPIN WANT MY DOUGHNUTS NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

Oh This Shyt Just Gets Better
ladies and gentlemen, allow me to inform you of a little something you might want to know. if you are going to tell a lie. DO NOT tell a lie that can easily be proven wrong. DO NOT tell a stupid lie for no reason. DO NOT lie to a brain surgeon about brain surgery if your ass works at walmart. i happen to go back and read this heffas blogs right. and here is what i read: subject: ? post date: 2006-11-07 01:03:16 views: 70 comments: 4 ratings: 0 who would you rather have; a 22 year old stud e-4 who was sf,airborn,ranger or a 38 year old loser e-3 cavscout( who was active , then got out then went back in as a privat...what a loser NOW, for those who dont know E-3 and E-4 are pay grades in the military, a private first class and a specialist. let me also tell you that there is very little difference in pay and not much difference between the two. we will say the difference between a burger flipper and a shift leader at the local burger joint. not the manager,

Rawr.
♥ So like im listening ot the radio and i never do that. My laptop i miss it. Im using a desktop haha. And im so not use to this. I would just buy a new one. But i got other shit to deal with. Like next semesters tuition fews. So the last thing i need to do is buy a new laptop. Oh well ♥ I was asleep and shit. I went to bed at like 9. But i woke up. So here i am. Writing my Psychology paper and stuff. ♥ Icon of the day ♥ ♥ ♥ were gonna have 2 icons today haha. ♥ So like theres this guy who im pretty annoyed with and pretty much wanta scream ♥ and hes like the most fustraiting damnd person in the universe. ♥ ♥ I really just want you to dance with me

My True Love
it wast love at first site whhen i first spoke to you. When I think of my love for you the wonder of its beauty takes my breath away. I can recall the moment in time it began, but only the overwhelming feeling of ecstasy it brought to me. For at that moment I knew happiness. A happiness I had never known before. For just the thought of you gave me joy beyond belief. The thought of being with you and being held by you was my one desire I knew once we first met none other would ever do, for I knew love. I knew love as I had never thought possible in this life time. It is a love of passion and desire. It is a never-ending need to you, for you, only you. When I think of my love for you I realize I now know the true meaning of love. I will love you as long as this life endures and beyond, for you are my dreams, my realities. You are my heart You are my meaning of true love.

Running On Little But No Sleep
Well I went to the doctor yesterday cause I was having some bleeding probs. And the doctor said my body just isn't cloting like it's suppost to be. So I'll prob get some blood when I go to the doctor today. But before I went to the doctor I had to take Alex to the doctor. And we had a scare about him having to have open heart surgrey but the doctor said that the whole in his heart is smaller then it was last time so he's not going to do surgrey right now he said he's going to give it a chance to close up on it's own. So I'm really happy about that. WooHoo. Then I went and brought me a new desk and desk chair. And when I got home I had the probs of having to put everything together so me and Alex set down in the living room floor and put the chair together and then we had the desk just about together when David got home and he helped me finsh putting it together while I feed Alex and got his dinner ready. But anyways I got up late this morning I got up at twenty minutes till 4. So David

Stupid Mind
I'm tired.. yet I don't want to sleep. I'm too interested in the t.v. and since Keeva's asleep.. I feel like doing something. I'll probably take a shower just to get it done. Maybe I'll watch a dvd or something... I don't know.. I'm bored, tired, motivated, and horny lmao.. I think I'm gunna go though.. Lata..

Flowing.....???
"Upon Reason" I kept thinking til it hurt I kept thinking til it bled I knew that nothing was wrong That this was all in my head I wished that I had known before I wished the stars knew the truth Thinking now is only pain The truth that lies within this brain Upon my reason I don't recall I might as well return those wishes Those wishes wished upon that dream I'll see the truth I'll see the path I'll see your face Tonite I wait and stray to linger Tonite I cut and bleed to feel Tonite its only tonite I'm walking path the past I'm running past the future I'm running I'll see the truth I'll see the path I'll see your face I know this is foolishness I know this is wrong I know what is true That is how we survive This pain That pain My pain I'm waiting to see....

November 7th 2006
Today was my first day on the job, and it actually went very well. I work with some really nice people, and the job really is not all that hard if I can remember everything I need to know. I went in for my training, and was there for 5 hours... Anyway we will see how tomorrow goes.. Anyway Ya'll have a WONDERFUL HUMP DAY!!!!!

Still In Korea !?!
For the dew people that have read my bullshit before, you know I was supose to have left Korea on the 6th of NOV. Yeah... what had happen was: I was trying to do the right thing by helping my boss (SSG) with somethings at work even though I was supose to be preparing to leave. I doing what I need to do, so I can take care of some business at home. Between WED and FRI. Come MON I was suppose to be n vacation. I didn't want to be a snitch, but my bss told me I could finish my paperwork while I was on vacation. I found out I couldn't through my boss' boss (1SG). She throws a fit and I almost got into real trouble. That little bitch lied to my 1SG faces and said I WASN'T @ WORK FOR A WHOLE FUCKING MONTH...WHAT THE MOTHER FUCK!?! I was working WED. She didn't let me get a word in. What type of sense does it make... I just didn't go to work for a month?!? I'm in the ARMY!!! Nobody saw me for a month? These peope are crazy!!! I didn't get trouble, but I know it's time fr me t l

Let It Die With Stupid Anime
We had fire in our eyes In the beginning I Never felt so alive In the beginning you You blame me but It's not fair when you say that I didn't try I just don't want to hear it anymore I swear I never meant to let it die I just don't care about you anymore It's not fair when you say that I didn't try I just don't care about you anymore We had time on our side In the beginning we We had nothing to hide In the beginning you You blame but It's not fair when you say that I didn't try I just don't want to hear it anymore I swear I never meant to let it die I just don't care about you anymore It's not fair when you say that I didn't try I just don't care about you anymore You say that I didn't try You say that I didn't try You say that I didn't try I swear I never meant to let it die I just don't care about you anymore It's not fair when you say that I didn't try I just don't care about you anymore I just don't care about you anymore I just don't care ab

Bathroom Pictures
I know you've all seen them, yes the classic self shot in the bathroom. They're in MySpace, Facebook and evidently LC is no different. This trend is almost a phenomenon that one day will be seen as "Sooo 2000s". Anyways you decide you're gonna put your pic online for everyone to see, virtually for ever and ever. No matter the time, the place or the person, if they have access,they'll be able to see it. Therefore is quite funny to see all the wicked things you can spot in the background. With it being posted for posterity you would think ppl would pick up their stuff a little, but no everything is their for you to see them in the raw. So from now on I propose to you to see if you can spot cool stuff, or maybe funny stuff and repost them or put links to these pics. And if YOU are the one posting the pic, maybe picking up after yourself wouldn't be a bad idea, or maybe you can go all out and make a statement and express yourself through your room. As it is said "An image sa

Caviar Kisses
Caviar Kisses 1 sm cucumber, scrubbed and-trimmed 1/3 cup sour cream 1 tsp dried dill weed Freshly ground black pepper-to taste 1 jar red salmon caviar Fresh dill sprigs 8 thin slices whole-wheat-bread Butter or margarine Slice cucumber into 1/4-inch rounds. In a small bowl, combine sour cream, dried dill and pepper. Place one teaspoon of the sour cream mixture on each cucumber slice. Garnish each with about 1/2 tsp caviar and a dill sprig. Cut bread slices with heart-shaped cookie cutter. Toast and butter. Place cucumber slices in center of serving plate and surround with toast hearts.

Monday Was A Killer Fer Me. I Almost Died!!!!!!
I woke up monday to my mom just a ballin her head off. It turned out that I was bein accused of molestin some kids, but the worse part of it is that it was the same story as last time. My niece was tellin it at her school and it got turned into the CPS. They haven't came and charged me with anything yet and there is no proof of anything happenin. I ain't that type of person. Anyone that has been around me can tell ya that. It hurts down deep inside of ya when ya get accused of that type of thing. I was so fucked up from it I had reached to get my gun and blow my head off. I stopped because 3 faces popped into my head. They were my girlfriend Heather and my parents. I dont want to put them through something that bad. Heather has said that if I die before her then she will kill herself just to kick my ass. Ya know what, I believe she would do it too. I am sorry if any of this offends ya'll, but I had to write it down. I just aint all healed yet. Heather and my parents are

The Perfect Apple Pie
I wanted to start with an awesome stuffing recipe but I can't find it at the moment & since everyone loves apple pie here's a great recipe for one. 2-1/4 cups flour 1 tsp. salt 1 cup shortening 5 to 7 Tbsp. ice cold water 6 cups thinly sliced peeled tart apples 3/4 cup sugar 1 Tbsp cornstarch 1/2 Tsp. ground cinnamon 1/4 tsp. ground nutmeg 1 Tbsp. lemon juice PREHEAT oven to 400 degrees. Mix flour and salt in large bowl. Cut in shortening using blender or 2 knives until mixture resembles coarse crumbs. ADD water, 1 Tbsp. at a time, mixing lightly with fork until flour mixture is evenly and clings together when pressed into a ball. Divid dough in half; shape each half inch-thick round; refrigerate 10 to 15 minutes. TOSS apples with sugar, cornstarch, cinnamon, nutmeg and lemon in large bowl; set aside. Roll dough with rolling pin to flatten until dought dough round is about 2 inches lager than diameter of pie plate & place in bottom of pie plate. Trim any dough

Amor Frio Cold Love
Amor Frio (Cold Love) 2 pt Fresh Strawberries 1/2 c Powdered Sugar 1/2 c Madeira -- Or Sweet Sherry 1 ts Lemon Zest 1/4 ts Cinnamon 1/8 ts Powdered Ginger 1 pn Ground Cloves 1 pn Nutmeg 2/3 To 1 Cup 1 1/2 To 2 Tbsp 1/4 Crystallized Ginger Chopped Heavy Cream Sugar Wash, hull and halve or slice berries. Sprinkle with powdered sugar and let sit 10 min. Meanwhile mix sherry with lemon zest and spices. Pour over berries and chill. at serving time, whip cream with sugar to taste. spoon

The Animal I've Become(3daysgrace)
I can't escape this hell, So many times I've tried, But I'm still caged inside, Somebody get me through this nightmare, I can't control myself. So what if you can see, The darkest side of me, No one will ever change this animal I have become. Help me believe it's not the real me. Somebody help me tame this animal I have become. Help me believe it's not the real me. Somebody help me tame this animal. (This animal. [x2]) I can't escape myself,( I cant escape myself) So many times I've lied, ( so many times I've lied) But there's still rage inside, Somebody get me through this nightmare, I can't control myself. So what if you can see, The darkest side of me, No one will ever change this animal I have become. Help me believe it's not the real me. Somebody help me tame this animal I have become. Help me believe it's not the real me, Somebody help me tame this animal. Somebody help me through this nightmare, I can't control myself. Somebody wake me from t

Grosssssssss
1-If your vagina has a 3 inch piece of skin that looks like chewed hamburger hanging off of it, DONT TAKE A PICTURE OF IT 2-If you cant see your clit because of all the excess skin around it, DONT TAKE A PICTURE OF IT 3-If your twat hole is as big as your mouth when you open it, DONT TAKE A PICTURE OF IT 4-Guys: If you see a vagina and it looks like you will need a hard hat and flashlight to dig your way out of it once your in, DONT STICK YOUR PENIS IN IT, you may never get out alive! 5-If your dick is 4 inches long when its hard, DONT TAKE A PICTURE OF IT 6-Flacid cocks are NOT sexy, DONT TAKE A PICTURE OF IT 7-If you have so much hair on your genitals that it looks like you need a weed whacker to get through the bush, DONT TAKE A PICTURE OF IT 8-If you have nipples that look like they are retarded(i.e they point in opposite directions) DONT TAKE A PICTURE OF THEM 9- If your gut hangs out farther than your tits or you can see your dick because of your bel

Checking In-11/08/2006
Thank you all who have stuck by me and supported me while I have been away. It is good to know there are true friends on here. I am sorry that I have been away so long once again but I am still battling health issues among other things. I am trying to take care of all of these things so that I can get back on here and start commenting all you wonderful people again! I miss you all! Thank you for your patience and your kindness and your understanding through all of this!

Pinta Coldia Pleasure
Ingredients: 1 package of yellow cake mix 1 package of instant vanilla pudding mix (3.5 ounce) 1 can of cream of coconut ½ cup of rum 1/3 cup of vegetable oil 3 eggs 1 can of crushed pineapple (8 ounce) 2 tablespoons of rum Instructions: Preheat your oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit or 175 degrees Celsius. Grease a baking pan Combine the cake mix, pudding mix, ½ cup of coconut cream, ½ cup of rum, vegetable oil and eggs in a bowl. Mix with a mixer for 1 ½ - 2 minutes and then stir in pineapple. Pour into the pan and bake for an hour. Mix the rest of the coconut cream and rum and then pour over cake and allow it to cool. Chill in the refrigerator.

Ugly
two things that really annoy me 1-Girls who post pictures and every single one of them have captions like "Oh I'm so ugly" or some shit like that. 2- Girls who need to cover their heads with paper bags and who weigh 500lbs who have captions like "Damn I'm sexy" Lets be honest now ladies, you cant all be beauty queens.

Random Thought #1
Since this is my first entry I guess I'll make it something about me..... For those of you who haven't gotten the chance to really get to know me here's a little info for ya. I'm 24, half Micronesian half white. I live in Portland Oregon, the wonderful state that rains 9+ months out of the year lol I can't stand the rain & yet I love it here! I'm currently in school taking classes to become an inurance billing & coding specialist, I should be working in the field by April. I enjoy many things, shopping & music being at the top of the list. I also enjoy reading, clubbing, drinking, chatting online, movies, etc. My son is my life, everything I do is for him! Everytime I see his face I can't help but smile, he's amazing! I love him to death! I guess this one is gonne be pretty short because I want to post a recipe before bed & it's getting late. - Maria

Endless Pain
This pain i feel deep inside is ever constant an never ending never knowing when its going to end or start is teaing me apart boh inide an out I feel like I'm on the outside looking in seeing the the happiness on everyone faces makes it that much harder bare, when thats al I want to feel again, I'm soo tired of being here suppressed by all my childish fears leaving here tonight sounds good enough to my ears though i wonder how it would soun to you, you who doesn't love me an never will, I know that no matter what I'll never have you the way I want you, Forever

Love Tea
Exotic Love Tea 1 cups water 1/4 cup honey 1 cup apple juice 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon 6 Celestial Seasonings Cranberry Cove Tea Bags Bring water and juice to a boil. Stir in honey and cinnamon. Add the tea bags. Remove from heat. Let stand for one hour. Add 6 cups cold water Pour into glasses with ice. Sit back, sip and fall in love. Can be stored in the refrigerator for three days .

Hooray For Randomness.
And this was my conversation this evening.. (FatRabbitLilSis = Me) itsjake duh: so... FatRabbitLilSis: So.. itsjake duh: talk FatRabbitLilSis: About what? itsjake duh: anything FatRabbitLilSis: My finger itches itsjake duh: y ? FatRabbitLilSis: I just scratched it itsjake duh: my dick wants sucking FatRabbitLilSis: I have a friend that once got a blowjob from a shop vac itsjake duh: fuck that FatRabbitLilSis: He has fucked a lot of things.. itsjake duh: ok i dont feel like talking FatRabbitLilSis: Haha *Silence* ..I thought it was hilarious. Apparently, He didn't think so.

Thinking...wondering...
Wondering into my own thoughts. Memories coming back to me. Brings a smile to my face. Yet bring sadness within. What did I truly do wrong? Was it something I said? Was it something someone said? I guess I will never know. I never thought it would ever end in this way. It was the last thing I ever wanted. My efforts building it up with you, Trying to make things work. It feels everything has gone down the drain, Like nothing ever happened. Thinking we had something there, Looks like I was wrong; Very wrong. I trusted you in every single way possible, I gave you every single part of me that you could have. It rips me apart to think I can’t carry on giving it to you, Because I still love you. But… Will I learn to learn to trust someone the way I did? Will I learn to give the way that I did? Will I be hurt so deeply again? Will I be able to love again? (C) Copyright. Angel

Just A Hello
Here I am goofing off online. My sister is finally home from Iraq. I'm talking on the phone with her and doing more with my page here. I have made a lot of cool friends here and I want all you to know I think you all are the coolest. I know I haven't been online a lot lately. My life has been pretty hectic (working and clubing)== oh my --- so busy.....((giggles)). Hey, life is too short to spend it doing nothing. Ya gotta have fun - you only have one life to live so what the hell -- LIVE IT!!! To all my new friends here at Cherrytap - you are the greatest and I hope we get to know each other better as time passes. CHERRYTAP ---- YOU ROCK!!! Blessed Be!! PEACE OUT!!! Aloha, Lissa

Sex Mumbai
Sex in Mumbai 1 oz vodka. 15 ml Archer's Peach Schnapps. Splash of lime juice 1/2 orange juice and 1/2 Cranberry Juice Fill tall glass with ice. add spirits, lime juice, orange juice and cranberry juice. Garnish with cherry and orange.

Questions.
Why is this all happening? Some-ways I still don’t understand. But what more can I do now? It’s done now. It’s ended. Emotions churn inside me, Firing questions here and everywhere. Some good, some bad. It’s done now. It’s ended. It hurts, More than anything has happened to me. It really does tear my heart apart, but It’s done now. It’s ended. Why didn’t you tell me before? Why lead me on? Why was a so stupid? It’s done now. It’s ended. Who will I run to now to have arms around me? Who will I get cuddles and kisses from? When will I get to be excited again? Probably not for a lifetime. It’s has now finally ended. (C) Copyright. Angel

What Is Your Amazing Mental Ability?
cutekitty6969's Amazing Mental Ability ... You can divide by zero (Remember ... with great power comes great responsibility!) 'What is your Amazing Mental Ability?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Pink Princess Cake
Pink Princess 1 (18.25 ounce) box white cake mix 1 (4 serving size) strawberry gelatin mix 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour 1 (6 ounce) carton frozen strawberries, thawed 1/2 cup vegetable oil 4 eggs Preheat the oven to 350° F (175° C). Grease one 9 or 10 inch bundt or tube pan. Combine the cake mix, gelatin, flour, eggs and thawed strawberries. Beat at medium speed of an electric mixer for 3 minutes. Add the oil and beat for one more minute. Pour batter into the prepared pan. Bake at 350° F (175° C) for 35 to 40 minutes. Let cake cool before frosting or serving. Makes 1 - 9 or 10 inch cake.

It Is The Soldier
It is the Soldier, not the President who gives us democracy. It is the Soldier, not the Congress who takes care of us. It is the Soldier, not the reporter, who has given us freedom of the press. It is the Soldier, not the poet, who has given freedom of speech. It is the Soldier, not the campus organizer, who has given us the freedom to demonstrate. It's the Soldier, not the lawyer, who has given us the right to a fair trial. It is the Soldier who salutes the flag, serves under the flag and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who gives the protester the right to burn the flag.

Four Types Of Sex
There are four kinds of sex: HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room. BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom. HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU" COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people and take every fucking penny you've got.

You Know You Love A Soldier When...
You Know You Love A Soldier When... *You have pictures of him all around your bed so its still technically "waking up next to him" *You brag about five minute phone calls and two page letters for a week *His t-shirt he wore the day before he left becomes your pillows new attire *You find yourself buying things just because they say "army" and "i love my soldier" *You can literally say how many days are left until he comes back home *Your most valued possesion is your cell phone, making sure its never out of your sight and never with a low battery *You can cry for days but as soon as you hear his voice your world is 100% better *You find yourself hanging out with his mom more than your friends *You wake up in the morning and the first thing you hear is the tap of his dog tags around your neck *You wonder through the aisles of wal mart trying to find a new and unique item to send in your next care package *You have numerous support our troops r

Champagne Ice Cream
2 egg yolks 1 cup milk 40 gr - 3 tbsp icing sugar rind of 1/2 lemon 1 glass champagne 1/4 cup whipped cream Put the milk, sugar and lemon rind in a saucepan and break in the yolks of two eggs, stir on low heat and continue stiriing until it comes to the boil. Remove the rind and let it cool. When it is cold fold in the whipped cream and the champagne and place in an ice cold metal container. Place in the freezer for an hour and stir every 20 minutes with an electric blender or whisk. Serve in champagne glasses and pour chilled champagne on top

Why Do I?
Why do i have to act like suh a hardass hen smething bad happens in my life i shrug my shoulder why cant i feel emotions? It is dreiving me insane and i hate it so much I just want to know what its like to have feelings I want to be able to feel love, and sadness all I can feel is ANGER and that is it thats all I can feel its so annoying!

What's Your Lame-ass Excuse To Break Up?
cutekitty6969's lame-ass excuse to break up: "I sense an impending doom between us - oh and by the way I want to break up" 'What is your lame-ass excuse to break up?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Find Out Your Valentine's Day Letter To Cupid!
Dear Cupid,This year, I've had my ups and downs in the love department.I tried to seduce Quizdiva with the whole ‘secret admirer’ bit but then lost interest.I went to the movies and caught Quizdiva and News making out.News and I ate spaghetti lady and the tramp style.So, as you can see, it's been a hectic year. Can you please make Quizdiva fall in love with me this Valentine's day?Sincerely,cutekitty6969Take this Quiz at QuizGalaxy.com( or, take the 'adult' version at QuizUniverse.com )

Naughty Horoscopes (r) Rating!
Naughty Horoscopes (R) rating! Body: Virgo- August 23 to September 23 This is the MOST confused sign on the planet. This sign is pretty realistic: No Frills. They love to fuck in showers not because it's kinky...but because of hygenic reasons...they are big into sanitary issues. Every Virgo I have ever met has issues...always going back to hygiene. They have to arrange time in their busy scheduals to have sex...But when a reservation is made...You had better be there on time, if not a little early. With flowers. And Clean. Virgos want to make their partner happy. That's it. USUALLY. You will always get a freaky Virgo. Even so, they will TRY to get YOU to cum. And if they can't make you cum, they will buy someone or something that will. Yes you read that right. They LIVE to masturbate...whether its you rubbing them, them rubbing you...them rubbing against your fox fur coat...whatever! Some Virgos WANT to be punished. They will do naughty things to be caught so they can be punish

Murderer On The Run
A murderer, imprisoned for life, broke free after 15 years and was on the run. He broke into a house and tied up the young couple he found in the bedroom; the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife to the bed. The helpless husband watched him get on the bed, straddle his wife and start to nuzzle her neck. His wife started to move her head violently, at which the man got up and left the room. The husband squirmed the chair across the room to his young wife and hissed, "Darling, I saw him kissing you. He probably hasn't seen a woman in years. Please cooperate. If he wants to have sex, just go along with it and even pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or make him mad. Our lives may depend on it!" "Darling," the wife said, spitting out her gag. "I'm so relieved you feel that way. He wasn't kissing me, he was whispering to me. He told me he thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline in the bathroom."

First Post
Well, this is my first blog post. I figured I might as well get this out of the way. lol. It's amazing how love works. First you are infactuated and madly in love. And then months or years later thinking of them can make you break down in tears. How ironic.

If Only Men Listened Lol
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen.

Hi All
depression is and illness, tht ive been fighting all of my life...ive been in the hospital. for this illness. they stated i have a chemical unbalance. but who really knows.. unless u can find a true doctor.. so how is everyone this morning. im not tired at this moment..so i hope everyone is doing find....

How To Thank Troops
HOw to thank a troop, soldier, or whatever= — Tuesday, November 07, 2006 1- buy them a drink 2- buy them some food 3- show them your tits ( unless your tits are ugly ) 4- sleep with them 5- give them a job 6- vote for the guy who is for giving them their freedom 7- write your congressman and remind them that our troops deserve newer equipment 8- expose military corruption, and do something to punish those people who take part in it 9- Don't vote for the people who take away the freedoms they have fought for 10- give them discounts on stuff 11- help them out when they need it ( whatever trouble they may be in ) 12- discourage making fun of them for their mental problems 13- give them a break, they sometimes have issues you can't possibly understand 14- send them jerky, and good stuff that they ask for when they are deployed 15- When it comes to drug rehab places, don't be the one's who say " not around my house " 16- write to your con

Untitled.
This 65 year old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed laughing and singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her a while then says, "You look ridiculous! What on earth do you think you're doing?" She says, "I just got my checkup and my doctor says I have breasts of an eighteen-year-old." She starts laughing and jumping again. He says, "Yeah, right. And what did he say about your 65 year-old ass?" Your name never came up..." she replied

Shots Of Crown Royal
A guy goes into a bar sits down and asks the bartender to line up ten shots of crown royal. The bartenders asks "What's the happy occasion?" "It's not so happy," the guy replies, "I just found out my older son is gay. "Sorry about that," the bartender replies. A month later the same guy goes to the bar and asks the bartender to line up 20 shots of Crown Royal. The bartender says "I hope it's a happy occasion this time." "Not really," the guy replies, "I just found out my other son is gay." With that he drinks the shots and leaves. Six months later the guy walks into the bar again and asks the bartender to give him the whole bottle instead of lining up shots. The bartender decides to ask the guy a personal question, "Doesn't anybody like pussy in your house?" The guy replies "Yes, my wife does."

Biosecurity
Damn boring day today. Government Department "Ministry of Agriculture and Forestry (MAF)" decided that everyone who had Biosecurity Accreditation had to do another course and become reaccredited and pay the government for the privilage. Boring as hell, but then it was most of a day away from work on full pay.

This Is Soooo True!
YAY FOR MYSPACE BLOGS LOL!!! THERE IS SO MUCH TRUTH IN TIHS ITS UNBELIEVEABLE. IT WAS ONE OF THOSE CHAIN ONES BUT YEAH U DONT HAVE TO PASS IT ON LOL: When a girl bumps into your arm while walking she wants you to hold her hand When she wants a hug she will just stand there When you break a girls heart, she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds, she is not at all fine. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are so wonderful. When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a girl says that she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future. When a girl says, "I mis

Yep A Note
As I lay down to bed I can sense that u are near U have grasped my darkness with your light Never giving up on what u hold so dear You fill my tears with laughter; You bring calmness to my heart I would never have imagined that one day Our lives would drift apart. Shaun A.J. McLean

Wedding Bell Drinks
1 oz. Dubonnet Rouge 3/4 oz gin 2 tsp. cherry brandy 1 tbsp. Pernod 1/2 tsp. Cointreau or triple sec In a mixing glass half-filled with ice cubes, combine all of the ingredients. Stir well. Strain into a cocktail glass.

Go Show This Awesome Man Some Luv
show this guy some luv he is very shy he is one of the sweetest man on here and he does his share in rating and commenting so please go rate him fan him and add him as friend ShyGuyBri@ CherryTAP

'what Is The Best Type Of Sex For You?
You prefer Rough sex! You like it ROUGH. Hard, great, wonderful slamming sex is your type of sex. More the product of lust than love - and utterly horny - rough sex is what satisfies you. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com

Bisexual
You are 90% Bisexual You are very bisexual. The choice between guys and girls is often agonizing for you because you really don’t have a preference. But you always double up your chances every night for getting laid. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

No Gas And 26 Miles To Go
I had a class for work today. Fun, customer service, blah blah blah. The drama happened earlier in my day on the way there. Now I am a fairly concientious person. I'm clean, I'm (I would say never, but lately that's just not true) usually early or on time, I take care of my cat, I pay my bills on time, I go for frequent oil changes, and usually I fill up the tank when it's around a quarter full. Last night on my way home, I noticed that the gage was creeping below the quarter line and I thought, "I should go get gas". But I had just gone into work on my day off and I felt that I had been virtuous enough for the day. Besides, it was JUST below, even with a longer commute this morning I should be fine, I thought. I get great mileage. Ummmm, not so. When I hopped into the car this morning, leaving about 10 minutes late as I have almost every day for the last couple of weeks (damn cherry), I noticed something a little off. The gage was much lower. I swear, it changed itsel

A Valuable Skill
A Valuable Skill Clitoral massage is an excellent skill to have at your disposal when making love to a woman. While most couples engage in a little diddling of the vulva and clitoris prior to intercourse, few would consider making it the main course. If you really want to impress your female partner, consider making her the center of attention by giving her a clitoral massage. Couples with temporary and permanent physical disabilities can employ clitoral massage. Pregnant women may experience an increased desire for sex and orgasm but find themselves unable to engage in vaginal intercourse. Partners with paralyses may not be able to perform the physical motions required of intercourse. Men who are impotent may still desire to give their partner sexual pleasure and orgasm. Teens and adults who are not ready to have vaginal intercourse can still give each other sexual pleasure. It is important to realize that sex can exist in the absence of an erection and intercourse.

Woohoooo
You are 66% Bisexual You are bisexual. For you, sex is about having fun and the sex of your partner is of no consequence to you. You probably have a little bit of a preference either way, but you don’t let that slow you down. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com