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Winds
THE WINDS OF TIME, PRESANT, PAST AND FUTURE. KNOW NOT THE THOUGHT OF MAN , NOR BEAST, NOR CREATURE. YET THE WIND KNOWS ALL, FOR IT HAS TRAVELED THROUGH BIRTHS, BATTLES AND EXICUTIONS. CARRING CRYS OF PAIN AND HUNGER, SOUNDS OF JOY AND WONDER. THIS LOWLY CREATURE WE CALL MAN, SHALL SURVIVE LINGER AND STAND, BE HE MUTANT OR MAN. CHILD OF WAR CHILD OF LIFE, OVER FLOWING BLOOD BATH IN THE EVE OF NIGHT. FEELING HATE, FEELING LUST, WHAT MUST BE, MUST TURN TO TRUST. FOR THIS CREATURE KNOWN AS MAN, WILL NO LONGER STAND, BUT FADE TO DUST, TURN TO SAND. THEN ALL WILL BE LOST , AS WE SAY FAREWELL TO MAN. SCOOTER BLACK/S.F.POWELL COPYRIGHT 1981

Halloween Experiment...
Halloween Experiment... by babylon © Halloween Experiment—Would He, or Wouldn't He... Fidelity... It's one of those warm, fuzzy, nebulous concepts that one is probably better off not exploring too deeply—at least that's what I think I learned. I'd always wondered if it was something that one was born with, or simply an artifact of circumstances—a question of opportunity, really... The subject of my musing wasn't myself—I was pretty sure I knew the answer to that one; opportunity or not (and I'd been presented with several of them), I had taken my wedding vows quite seriously over the years. Forsaking all others... No, the subject of my consideration was Tom, my husband of several years. I'd often wondered if his profession of fidelity was truly real, or simply a matter of opportunity. Not that I thought he was engaged in any extra curricular activities, but I wondered about his resolve... Was he truly honorable, or simply untested? The subject ultimately became more than one of

Gd
okay today was beyond gay. I got in trouble for "bullying" a GUY, yeah thats rite a GUY wow. i never fail to amuse myself. haha yeah. Im just glad tomorrow is friday im getting WA WA WASTED for sure. this week has been beyond stressful. i hope everyone has a good weekend :] PEACE&LOVE

Halloween In Germany
Halloween in Germany by biggles © It was my own fault, after all I volunteered. I had to go to Germany on short notice at the weekend. In this time of digital communications and video conferencing there are still those times when there is just no substitute for being there. I phoned Angie, my wife and asked her to come with me. I would have to work Saturday morning but after that I would take her shopping. She was not happy as it meant that we would miss her best friend's Saturday night Halloween party that she had been particularly looking forward to. With heavy bribery she said yes. I could tell that it was going to cost me dearly. I left the office early and we headed for the channel tunnel. That's one good thing about living where we do. The channel tunnel is about 20 minutes away and we can be in France in under an hour and a half when we are lucky. The traffic was light so we made record time and got to the Avalon hotel by just before ten, just time for a bar snack and b

Overdose Rage !!
There you go, with that other man Again im left with no choice but to do it again Sitting here pondering the empty thought inside my head I feel so dead. Dead. To the world, to you, to everyone The hole in my hearts hurts more and more But that didn't stop you from showing me the door... and pushing me out Our days are still young so can this really be love? The shit I fight for day after day This pain will never go away Im running out of choices and places to hide The fear The Emotion For I have given you my total devotion What can you expect of me I will never be everything thing you want to be Im not a simple machine who can run at every given command Im not the dog with whom you can play fetch and expect me to carry back the stick Again and again I do have pain. I do have Sorrow. Sometimes not wanting to wake for tomorrow This is a bad dream. One of which you cannot escape That’s all I want... All I crave is to some day fucking awake

Freestyle
crooked cops lock a nigga up over some bullshit see a chlid molester get six months get 8 years for having a gun toting it on ya side give someone a gun n a badge call they self righteous be more crooked than a catholic priest fuckin little boys fuck around wit tha big boys get ya shit smashed a gun in ya mouth blast pull tha trigger to tha south real shit ill bill kill bill shit blast a nigga quick gwt in tha whip put it in reverse n just merck before tha fiends can lurk do ya math undastand my lyrics be like crack have niggaz fiending by tha thousands fiends at my door pounding getting crowned niggaz in tha streets get drowned shut ya mouth no snitchin undastand i leave ya wit a blessin streesin on ya death bed put in a grave for trying to act brave to dis game many niggaz slaves chains n balls on they feet fuck dat i ain't callin no one master i call a nigga a bastard leave in flash his blood just splash

Aa + Na Meetings.
Almost 8 weeks Sober + 30 odd drug free.I finally have an inner piece.Made my 30 day key chain at NA.That was the hardest,cause temptation is always around my home life.Was wondering why they changed the Name.Then I thought maybe it was also a name of a porn site.Missed it here. Miss those awesome comments,Hannah + shy left for me.An a few others.Caught a bunch of trojan downloaders at myspace an they sorta fucked with my internet service. AVG free seems to work the best McAfee kinda sucks,but both together work well.An the antivar isn't bad.So many places I get caught into in my search for a Posible new lady Love,to possibly move to her part of the U.S. or Canada.Was thinking I was to fussy,but have decided to Lower my Standards,in my search for my perfect Soulmate.An Outdoorsy Gal whom likes to be Pamperd a Simple non materialistic.No make-up type of gal.Country,southern would be Nice.Compatability would be Awesome.

From My Eyes
FROM MY EYES. TEARS SHALL FALL FROM MY EYES, FOR THE LONGING IN MY HEART AND THE DAYS GONE BY. VISIONS OF THOSE WHO I LOVE AND THEIR PARTING GOODBYES. THE JOY AND THE SORROW. THOSE I HAVE LOVED, AND THOSE WHO HAVE LOVED ME. IN THE NEVER, IN THE NOW, IN THE YESTER YEAR AND THE TOMORROW. TEARS SHALL FALL FROM MY EYES, THE HELLOS , THE HUGS, THE KISSES AND THE GOODBYES. I WISH IT WOULD NEVER END, WOULD NEVER DIE. FOREVER YOUNG IN MY EYES. NEVER TAKE THOSE WHO LOVE YOU, FOR GRANTED, FORE ONE DAY, TEARS MAY FALL FROM YOUR EYES, AND OFF TO HEAVEN, FOR THEY HAVE LIVED, LOVED AND DIED. PARTING IS SUCH SWEET SORROW, AS THE TEARS FALL FROM MY EYES. PRAY FOR ME, AS I DO FOR THEE, AS THE TEARS FALL FROM MY EYES. A HUG AND A KISS TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY, TO ALL THOSE LIVING AND TO ALL THOSE WHO HAVE DIED. TEARS SHALL FALL FROM MY EYES, AS WE SAY FAREWELL AND GOODBYE. FORE LIFE IS SHORT AND BITTER SWEET, MAKE AMENDS, FOR OUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS, NEVER STAY MAD,

Beautiful Poem
Don't ask me how I know, 'Cause I'm not sure why I do... I just have this little feeling So I'm pretty sure it's true! You somehow always liven up The otherwise dullest of days... I don't know how you do it, But I guess you have your ways. The effect you always tend to have Seems ever so profound, Everything just feels better Whenever you're around. I think that must be how I know That things will always be ok; And why today shall surely be A truly beautiful day.

Hmmmm
CAN I HAVE A TASTE I just want to lay you on your stomach You have the type of ass that most women covet Ass abundant Make any man want to plummet To the depths of your soul Learning every mole Exploring all your folds With forefingers and thumbs Tracing the alphabet with my tongue Got you ready to cum With so many ways to eat you On your back spread eagle On my knees eager to please you A feeding frenzy Sucking you till youre good and empty Satisfying a hunger Slowing it down so it last longer So the climax is that much stronger Youll think somethings wrong Cause Ive been down there so long Ill have you so gone Youll be using my ears to hold on Wanting everything I have to give The way I suck your ovaries like olives That will have you hit different octaves See, my tongue is trained To flicker like a flame That will have you calling the Lords name in vain Without any shame Losing your composure As my tongue slide back and

Best Facial Hair Contest
i still need your help. Im tied for third place. Please come and vote for me. If you have already please vote again to help out. if not stop by real fast drop a comment rate the pic and your done. Thank you all that help out and please let me know what i can do for you.

Love Is The Strangest Thing
THERE ARE A LOT OF THING'S IN LIFE I DON'T UNDERSTAND AN LOVE IS ONE OF THEM.... U KNOW SOMETIMES IT CATCHES U BY SURPRISE AND SOMETIMES IT BREAKS UR HEART.... WHO REALLY UNDERSTAND'S LOVE FOR ALL IT IS AN WHAT IT'S WORTH.... U KNOW SOMETIMES I FEEL LOST WHEN THING'S HAPPEN.... AN IT CAN BE THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD TO ME.... I MAY JUST SLIGHTLY NOT UNDERSTAND IT AN THAT FACTOR IN INSELF KILLS ME TO NO END.... I GUESS U CAN'T WIN EVERYTHING U WANT TO WIN... AN LOVE IS ONE OF THE MOST PRECIOUS PRIZES U COULD WIN... BUT, SOMETIMES IT IS UNREACHABLE UNTOUCHABLE UNVISABLE.... U KNOW ONE THING OKAY A COUPLE OF THING'S I AGREE WITH IS LOVE IS PATIENT LOVE ISN'T JEALOUS OR BOASTFUL... IT'S ONE OF THE MOST AMAZING FEELINGS IN THE WORLD.... I LOVE FALLING IN LOVE BUT, I HATE ALL THE PAIN THAT COMES WITH IT... IF ITS' UNFAITHFUL.... I HAVE LEARNED A LOT FROM BEING IN LOVE AN GETTING HURT IS WHAT STAND'S OUT THE MOST.... I MEAN I HAVE BEAUTIFUL MEMORIES THEY ONLY STICK FOR SO LONG THEN WE FORGE

Music Trivia Question 5 - Winner Little Dick Tom Tom
This ten piece funk band is known for 'theme' album covers that have a drawing featuring members of the band in character on the outside, and a photo of a similar scene inside the record or CD. Who was the group? Remember the answers must be posted here to be considered a winner, first to answer correctly wins. WE HAVE A WINNER! ~~Little Dick TomTom~@ CherryTAP The group is Lakeside and they are best known for their song "Fantastic Voyage" remade by Coolio in the early 90's

What Is Love
IT'S 5:47AM.... IM UP LATE AGAIN.... JUST SITTING HERE THINKING ABOUT MY LIFE YET AGAIN... I DON'T KNOW WHERE LIFE IS TAKING ME BUT, I HOPE IT'S SOMEWHERE GREAT.... I'VE NEVER BEEN SO SCARED IN MY WHOLE LIFE OF WHAT IS GONNA HAPPEN.... U KNOW IT SCARES ME TO DEATH TO FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE.... I JUST WANNA RUN AWAY... THINK IT'S BECAUSE I HAVE CRIED TO MANY TEARS AND HAD MY HEART BROKEN INTO A MILLION PIECES.... BUT, I STILL WANNA FALL IN LOVE AND BE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH... BUT, SOMETIMES LOVE IS A ENDLESS BATTLE... AN U DON'T WIN ANYTHING.... I DON'T KNOW..... IM JUST A 23 YEAR OLD HOPELESS IN LOVE GIRL.... WHERE DOES LOVE END AND REALITY START.... OR WHERE DOES THE SKY END AND THE EARTH BEGIN.... WE DON'T KNOW.... I WISH I KNEW ALL THE ANWSERS TO ALL MY QUESTIONS.... I GUESS WE CAN'T ALWAYS KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.... U KNOW I'VE ONLY TRULY FALLEN IN LOVE TWICE AN IT WAS THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD... IT TOOK MY BREATH AN SWEPT ME OFF MY FEET MORE TIMES THEN I CAN COUNT.... THE

Senility
God grant me the Senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. Now that I am older, here's what I have discovered: I started out with nothing, & I still have most of it. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran. I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.. All reports are in; Life is now officially unfair. If all is not lost, where is it? It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser. Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant. Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat - cause kids! I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few. . . It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. Only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom. If God wanted me to touch my toes,

A Compassionate God
He comforts us every time we have trouble, so when others have trouble we can comfort them. 2 Corinthians 1: 14 My child's feelings are hurt. I tell her she's special. My child is injured. I do whatever it takes to make her feel better. My child is afraid. I won't go to sleep until she is secure. I'm not a hero... I'm a parent. When a child hurts, a parent does what comes naturally. He helps... Why don't I let my Father do for me what I am more than willing to do for my own children? I'm learning... Being a father is teaching me that when I am criticized, injured, or afraid, there is a Father who is ready to comfort me. There is a Father who will hold me until I'm bet- ter, help me until I can live with the hurt, and who won't go to sleep when I'm afraid of waking up and seeing the dark. Ever..... THE APPLAUSE OF HEAVEN

Twelve Interludes On Love
The beginning of love is to let those we love be perfectly themselves, and not twist them with our own image - otherwise, we love only our own reflection of ourselves that we find in them. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally do meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion, the romance and you find that you still care for that person. A sad thing about life is that sometimes you meet someone who means a lot to you only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and you just have to let go. There are moments in life when you really miss someone so much that you want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real! Hope you dream of that someone. Love starts with a smile, develops with a kiss and ends with a tear. Love comes to those who still hope even though they've been disappointed; to those who still believe e

Irreplaceable
Beyonce ~ Irreplaceable To the left To the left To the left To the left To the left To the left Everything you own in the box to the left In the closet that's my stuff - Yes If I bought it nigga please don't touch And keep talking that mess, that's fine But could you walk and talk at the same time And It's my mine name that is on that Jag So remove your bags let me call you a cab Standing in the front yard telling me How I'm such a fool - Talking about How I'll never ever find a man like you You got me twisted You must not know about me You must not know about me I could have another you in a minute matter fact he'll be here in a minute - baby You must not know about me You must not know about me I can have another you by tomorrow So don't you ever for a second get to thinking you're irreplaceable So go ahead and get gone And call up on that chick and see if she is home Oops, I bet ya thought that I didn't know What did you think I was putting yo

Do You Really Know Nancy Pelosi?
The Democrats will soon control the House of Representatives and San Francisco Democrat Nancy Pelosi is set to become speaker, one of the most powerful constitutional offices in the United States. A Democratic victory will turn the House over to the San Francisco values of would-be Speaker Nancy Pelosi. Just how dangerous, then, is the House minority leader from California to those who hold to traditional conservative values? Pelosi is one of the most liberal members of the House, receiving a 95 percent "liberal quotient" from the Americans for Democratic Action based on her support for the liberal position in key votes. She voted against cutting taxes by $70 million, against renewing the Patriot Act, against reducing the death tax, against drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge, and against making it a crime to desecrate the U.S. flag. She supports gay marriage, and backed legislation allowing overseas military facilities to provide abortions for women in t

Sex
I've had a day like the past 7 years, bored. As I lay around waiting for something (I don't know what) to change, you call and ask to come over. I happily agree and jump in the shower to freshen up. Remember the last time we were together (with a smile on my face)I make sure my body is smooth, all cleaned out. You come into the house as if you do it everyday and push me against the wall with a long passionate kiss. Within minutes we head off to the bedroom and close the outside world behind us. You strip down as I light a candle then return to your body. It's a entertainment to me, to break up my daily routine. I explore your body with a burning desire to devour you. I slowly untangle the hair around your cock and balls not wanting to pull any. Your body smells are inviting me closer; your smiling down at me knowing what's to come. I ask you to lay on the bed where I can get to you better and you glide over and in position. I love the way your balls lay and I try to get my mouth un

What Would U Do??
IF YOU HAD ME ALONE... LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... duh...THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. l0l IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD AND IS TO AFRIAD TO SEE WHO ACTUALLY LIKES YOU...........DONT BE SHY

A Poem By: Eva
love from a distance A Love From A Distance to see the wind blow through her sandy blonde hair the glimmer and shine in her eyes dreams and wishes of running through her mind the touch of her tender lips with such sweetness a desire unseen before the touch of her hand makes me desire her feeling her next to me moving closer to my chest the warmth of her laughter or her sweetly let out smile the need to want to touch her to place a hand on her waist a want to lean her back and sweetly kiss her bare skin burn's a passion deep within me a love to unanticipated until now nevertheless in need... feeling's denied till now.... passion burning among both our soul's as sweet gently caress each other... wanting to connect with a love so powerful we can't resist.... that only two lovers deeply keen on can only anticipate.... the touch of the palm of her hand against mine as we make love.... as i lay my body upon her's i feel the warm gentlne

Humanity
Humanity T.K TURNER sometimes i make mistakes and sometimes i do thing's very well. but i'm the same person no matter what i do. i will continue to make some mistakes throughout my life because i'm not perfect. i also have the ability to learn. i can work on my mistakes and what is necessary to change them. i can strive to do better. i regret some thing's i've done. i don't like some of the thing's that have happened. but i can handle situations better if i keep calm and clearheaded. and to remember that i can't control everything but i can make a choice. i am not responsible for what other people think feel do or feel. i want to my best to help other's but their behavior is in their control. they decide what they do. i do what i do because i can only act in the light of my own experience my own learning and attitudes.... i make mistakes but it doesn't mean i am bad or wrong... i am a human being who has the ability to learn from my mistakes what people think or do cannot make m

If I Was Ur Gf??
1.)how many times a day would you kiss me? 2.)how many times a day would you just want to hold me? 3.)would you take me places? 4.)would you love me? 5.)if we went out on a date would u have me pay for it? 6.)would you take me anywhere special? 7.)If I was sick... what would you do? 8.)after we had sex...what would you do? 9.)If one of my friends tried to get with you what would you do? 10.)would u tell me? 11.)would u listen to all my problems and help me solve them? 12.)Would u introduce me to your mom/dad? 13.)Would you care about what i wore when we go out ? 14.)Would you go to the Club with me? 15.)If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? 16.)If someone tried to fight with me in front of you what would you do? 17.)If a girl/guy tried to talk or dance with you at the club what would u do? 18.)Would u give me your myspace password? 19.)If i gave you mine would you read all my mail

Incubus Anna Molly
Okay so I just witnessed the new Incubus video and all I have to say is, WOW :D!!! It was totally kick ass, a little dark, a little morbid and a little creepy but fucking kick ass nonetheless. Still not to sure on the release date of the new album but, I am confident that I will be informed soon, through the wonderful wonders of the internet. I'm going to fucking google that shit tehehe. Well just thought I 'd let all of you know I watched the video, not that you care, but hell I love Incubus and its my blog so I can write what I want :p!

Hitman Family
OK AS MOST OF YOU KNOW WE HAVE STARTED A HITMAN~FAMILY IF YOU WANNA JOIN ASK ONE OF THE FAMILY OR CONTACT ME TO GET A NAME , WE CAN HELP YOU LEVEL UP WITH SUM LUV OR TAKE SOMEONE OUT WITH THE ONE SYSTEM IF IT IS A GOOD REASON! HERE IS OUR LOUNGE: http://cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=4293 ""

Be Honest
1. Anal or oral? 2. Chocolate or whip Cream? 3. Ice or feathers? 4. Two girls and a guy or two guys and a girl? 5. Movie porn or live porn? 6. What do you wear to bed ? 7. Love making or hard fucking? 8. Do you shave ? 9. Spit or swallow? 10. Do you masturbate ? 11. Whats your turn on ? 12. Whats your favorite position ? 13. Do you belive in no glove no love ? 14. Where would you really love to have sex ? 15. How long can you go ? (and be honest) 16. Bondage or soft & gentle ? 17. Have you ever had sex in public ? 18. Do you touch yourself and get turned on ? 19. Is there anyone on your mind you want to have sex with ? 20. List one person on your buddy list you would have sex with? Be honest !!

My Dream
I close my eyes and dream. I dream about a handsome,strong man. I dream that he loves me and thinks I'm da bomb! I dream that I never have to be lonely again. I dream that he makes sweet, slow love to me all night long. I dream that he wants to always be with me. I dream that he makes me laugh with his wonderful sense of humor. I dream that he works hard and plays even harder. Is my dream man out there somewhere?

Lies
A little gossip is fine just a light conversation Intentional damage to another's reputation He said she said exaggerated and complex Voices that carry an irrelevant affect A chain of fools are endless, a chain of lies not nice Fuel to the fire becomes larger than life Have you lived my life walked a mile in my shoes Unacceptable gossip ill mannered and rude Wounded character name dragged through the dirt Cohesive chatter concedes deliberate hurt Words are contagious a disease in the wind Definition of an enemy and certainly not a friend Childish behavior shallow with conceit What goes around comes around mendacity complete Facetious and sly, slow descent into hell Be careful my friend of the lies that you tell

When Girls Drink Too Much............
1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS. 2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND. 3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO. 4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO. 5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH. 6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!" 7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US. 8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT. 9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN. 10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE

Road Trip
hello so here i am preparing and ready to go i hope i bring my all girly stuff lol kidding well were all specially me... im sooo excited and were anticipating this for two weeks and finally its here.... hooorah hmm ill take as much pics as much as i can and ill share them to u all my dearest fren.. you know why im excited this is first time for me to do so [not that i never done this b4] its so diffrent coz its not back home, but totally new country for us, [they sound dangerous] but there were the fun will kick in lol ok till then i hope this trip will be safe and totally fun.....

Just A Story :)
a guy and a girl are in love. they live together, laugh together, love together. they are hard workers, decent people, good and normal in every way. one day, they join a group. its a large group made up of a large number of men and women. its purely social, meant for fun and just to get out there and talk and stuff with other people. things are going well with this group for awhile until the guy starts to spend more time with the group than with the girl....the girl is upset by this and asks the guy to pull back from the group. to be continued......

What Next?...
A lonely bird... Lost everything it had Grief and sorrow So alone, so deserted Like it's invisible A frozen river... Sounds of nothingness No longer forever flowing Everything has stopped Like it never existed A lonely bird... Looking for something Alive as ever A frozen river... Just sitting there Still as night What's next...?

Boondock Saints
Okay - a kick ass movie, but with great lines too! And shepherds we shall be, for Thee my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. We will flow a river forth unto Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Fili, et Spiritu Sancti. -Boondock Saints

Do I
Do I cry in the night? Do I long to hold you tight? Do I wake wanting you? Yes I Do Do I recall every day? How you took my breath away? Do I rememberloving you? Yes I do Do I dream of all we had together? It true we lost it all forever Do I pray anyway? Yes I do I don't live in the past ? Wanting a love that wouldn"t last ? I don't ache like I use to? Yes I do

Just For Fun??
Hey ladies- Mike in San Diego here. La Jolla, more specifically. I am looking for a lady to have some fun with. How much fun is up to you. I don't mind you watching me get off, and of course, if you wanna join in that is hot too... I have AIM, Yahoo, and MSN to chat with... Interested? Mike

First Real Blog
Not certain of what to say. Been working far to many hours and not getting paid enough for it. After Taxes and Bills it comes down to almost Zero anyway. So what's a person to do? Well If not for the Internet I'd be stuck playing solitair alot. Good thinga friend of mine told me about Cherry Tap or my days would be a bit dull. I know I'm not the only one that has little time for things but when you can't even have time forfamily or to find someone to go out with things get dicey. What do you all think?

Things About Me!!!
Ok I came from a small town in Oklahoma...My parents were Divorced when I was going to the first grade...We Moved to Stillwater and Then my parents got back together 14 years later and had my brother...I also have a younger sister that is 4 years younger then me...We talk all the time now that we are out of the house lol...I married my highschool sweetheart...We have been together for 14years...He joined the Corp after we had our son...Then we moved to Jacksonville NC and lived there for 4years I loved it there made lots of friends...We then had a little girl...Then he got out and we went back to Oklahoma to be near family which we should not have done we were happier being away from family...Anyways We have had our ups and downs but who doesn't in any marriage...Then We Had another little girl which was my last mircle...I am happy for my children they are my life in so many ways...2 years ago my Husband came to Texas to live with a friend of ours so he could get a better job...anyways

Escape
Tropical breeze gentle and soft Bluebirds whisper songs of spring Natures voice a distant melody Serene mirage of sweet escape Isle of beauty with bronzed delights Velvet kisses sweet nectar of innocence Embellished halo of glorious dreams Windswept memories of days gone by Beautiful people with smiles of persuasion Village of gold a breathless brilliance Wings of a dove eternal in flight Liquid dreams of ocean blue horizon Enchanted garden a captured fantasy

Can It Get Any Worse?
So cold like a frozen river, Stopped dead in it's flow No movement, no sound... Nothing left inside, just emptiness Nothingness... So lonely like an apple fallen from a tree, All of a sudden, for no reason at all No expectations, no grasp Nothing there with it, all alone Devastation... So hopeless like a bird without wings, Can't fly, so it walks No destination, no hope Nothing but sadness Patheticness... Nothingness, devastation, Patheticness... Can it get any worse?

Levels Of Party Loudness
Why is it that .. the women I'd have fun with live so far away. But the ones that scare me or stalk me live so darned close? Why is that? Makes me wonder.. The ones you have a ton in common with and make you laugh live like 3000 miles away. or in another state. or country. I don't get all that.. Why is it that I have such a weakness for "smart" women. and not .. just plain bimbettes like half my male friends.. lol Well, after carefull consideration.. I won't settle.. You don't know the site I saw .. the girl I dated.. was the LOUDEST women in existance.. ok.. class.. Loudness.. level 1. likes attention.. but will blend in the convo. Level 2 . gets a bit loud but thats from the laugh. Level 3. so loud.. that you wonder about this persons sanity.. they drink and then it gradually becomes worse.. Level 4 .. totally ghetto.. they crave attention and want it bad.. there drinking and nothing they say is funny.. They insist on

Love Unlike Any Other
My fingertips grazing finished wood Eyes glazed, amazed at its beauty… Your hands guiding my fingers from key to key Teaching me… Caressing me… Soft hums emanating from under my touch The warmth of your arms wrapped around my shoulders Tantalizing my mind Adding to this lovely moment Your breath, hot upon my neck as I lean into you Absorbing all the seconds have to offer Note after seductive note I fall away into ecstasy A song of love you help me learn Your fingers between mine skimming the surface of my skin Sending chills down my spine Silence. As I realize we are no longer playing… Looking over my shoulder Your eyes connect with mine Begging for a taste of the love we crave Our lips ripe with anticipation, moist with desire Two hearts full of devotion Eyes blinded with affection Merging as one our skin soars in this moment Our hands, once upon the ivories, Now tightened in a firm hold ar

I Feared ....
LESSONS OF LIFE I feared being alone until I learned to like myself. I feared failure until I realized that I only fail when I don't try. I feared success until I realized that I had to try in order to be happy with myself. I feared people's opinions until I learned that people would have opinions about me anyway. I feared rejection until I learned to have faith in myself. I feared pain until I learned that it's necessary for growth. I feared the truth until I saw the ugliness in lies. I feared life until I experienced its beauty. I feared death until I realized that it's not an end, but a beginning. I feared my destiny until I realized that I had the power to change my life. I feared hate until I saw that it was nothing more than ignorance. I feared love unt

Hearts Cries
I know it’s only been a day But can you make it go away? This feeling of longing inside me today? At night I pray that soon you’ll say All that keeps my heart at bay Forever you’ll stay, come all that may You have the power to take my breath away Swept off my feet, so bittersweet You made my heart and soul complete A rythmic beat of a love so deep A bond unbreakable and so unique Your love I trust, for it brushed the dust From this lover’s lust with one simple gust No one but you can stop the tears that fall You know how to love me, my heart answered your call Give me the chance, and strong we’ll stand Side by side, forever, and holding your hand Caress my cheek, loving me into the night With a love as this it’s okay to fight Baby, let us fly. Let’s say goodbye To the lives we lead that make us cry We’ll quickly die if we don’t try To dry the sky that’s moist with lies My baby, flee. Let

Zodiac Sign
Scorpio You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general. You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take. Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com THIS IS ME ALL THE WAY!!

Not Dark Yet
NOT DARK YET Shadows are falling and I've been here all day It's too hot to sleep time is running away Feel like my soul has turned into steel I've still got the scars that the sun didn't heal There's not even room enough to be anywhere It's not dark yet, but it's getting there Well my sense of humanity has gone down the drain Behind every beautiful thing there's been some kind of pain She wrote me a letter and she wrote it so kind She put down in writing what was in her mind I just don't see why I should even care It's not dark yet, but it's getting there Well, I've been to London and I've been to gay Paree I've followed the river and I got to the sea I've been down on the bottom of a world full of lies I ain't looking for nothing in anyone's eyes Sometimes my burden seems more than I can bear It's not dark yet, but it's getting there I was born here and I'll die here against my will I know it looks like I'm moving, but I'm standing still Every nerve in

Pieces
From the moment that we met my world was turned around, upside down. to some degree I still regret my memory for keeping you around. i thought that you were mine, but my broken heart's been shattered one too many times. And I dont want to see you anymore, I'm not that strong. I love it when you here but I'm better when you gone. I'm certain that I've given and oh how you can take. there no use in you looking there's nothing left for you to break baby Please release me let my heart rest in pieces... in pieces. someone let you down again so you turn to meyour convenent friend. oh but I know what you are doing and what you hope to find I've seen it a thousand times all the fire that we had before are now just bitter ashes left schattered on the floor. I don't want to see you anymore. Let my heart rest in pieces.... in pieces let it rest... please

#2 Original Creative Writing Piece
"Hysterical Avenues" In a space so designed for circumstances - I've sat lonely for years - expecting wish to belate tears. So careful is the expectancy of wishes. And it's terribly fine to be represented in such lush categories. A certain madness abound - Does not make hardly make a sound. Except wishful drops in an empty bucket. Cause the once faitful to scream, "Fuck It!". And systematically alone and scared. Sick of the days events imposed on you from hysterical avenues. Never to cease. I've torn a crease in my heart - buried it in the flesh once used for playing. I don't want this. Boredom for fools - a social contract silently made - with "Now will you accept me?" eyes. I'll bribe you into submission - pay you on Fridays - or maybe every other Thursdays. Laden you down with gold and silver and a big screen tv. I'll laugh when you scream, "Where is ME!!??" A simple trade - the deals been made - get used to it or I'll extend you another credit card - think h

A Day In The Life
i know why she talks to me security comfort is she flirting with me is this wrong my mind tells me no but my heart falls to the ground what am i doing does anybody know i wish she would tell me tell me what i want to hear my feelings are mixed what should i do i try not to care but my feelings overtake all what should i do if she told me she loved me what would i say what could i do about it tell me what i want to hear and thats why a day in the life of me is silenced

Sorry Lc
ALOHA SILKIE HERE AND I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY SORRY TO EVERY ONE ON HERE. IF THERE IS ANY ONE THAT I OFFENDED THEN I AM SORRY. I DID NOT MEAN TO DO THAT. I WILL BE MORE CAREFUL IN THE NEAR FUTURE. I WANT TO ADD I AM HERE TO HAVE FUN SO I DO NOT WANT PEOPLE TO BE OFFENDED BY ME!. IF THERE ARE LC MEMBERS THAT ARE NOT MAD THEN PLEASE KEEP ON STOPPING BY BY PAGE AND RATING MY PICTURES AND TELLING ME HELLO. ONE MORE THING LET'S KEEP ON BEING FRIENDS. LOVE SILKIE

We Are Friends
We are steadfast friends come what may Walking beside each other day by day Your sunbright smile helps the blues allay And I know that everything will be okay Whenever my heart is heavy with pain Feeling life's such an enormous strain You listen quietly and never complain Your companionship helps to keep me sane Your bright smile lights up your whole face Making me feel safe in this embrace Your friendship I could never replace It is truly like the most delicate lace We share secrets and trust each other true Painful and precious times see each other through Through thick and thin we stick like glue There are not many friends like you It's because we walk together side by side Nothing from each other do we hide Together we tread through this life with pride Promising to be each others guide We laugh so much at a myriad of things Into each others life bright lights we bring With you beside me my step has spring This experience like a bird flying on the w

Sunshower
SUNSHOWER-Chris Cornell Dark as roses, and fine as sand I feel your healing in your sting again I hear you laughing and my soul is saved On forgotten graves you cry Crawl like ivy up my spine Through my nerves and into my eyes Cuts like anguish Or recollections of better days gone by But it's alright When you're all in pain And you feel the rain come down Oh, it's alright When you find your way Then you see it disappear It's alright Through your garden's grey I know all your graces Someday will flower In the sweet sunshower In the sweet sunshower Eyes like oceans so far away Feathered trails to a better way Worried mornings turn into days And into worried nights But it's alright When you're all in pain And you feel the rain come down Oh, it's alright When you find your way Then you see it disappear It's alright Though your garden's grey I know all your graces Someday will flower In a sweet sunshower In a sweet sunshower In a sweet sunshower

Original Creative Writing Piece
"special & the baby factories" they just talk about what they don't know hypocritical mass of confusion "where is my antidote?" a simple release of chemicals that I can neither stand nor bear. watch not consume the easy chair and die with great idea & insight. underneath head hair. don't be scared. this is just a temporary fixation for an internal gestation of a COMPLICATED situation designed to detroy the nation ...of murderous, fearful, hung-up theives. so... it's a little easier than running even though it's not really that funny pissing away all my money on hiding ghosts and bullshit illusary toasts' it's a little easier in a closet sick & dried words just help to wipe the dirt out of my eyes and with another line another surprise focused on the rhythm and hunting vicious spies no. no. we can't go in there and far (have you noticed?) too easily do we scare i don't care it's a little south of the truth this ride inside / outside

My Sign
Aquarius You are very random, changing moods everyday. You are very genuine, and you like to do a lot sexually. When you find something that you like, you like it a lot and want your lover to like it too. Ideally you like to find a partner who is as into sex as you are. You want a lover who is just as independent as you are and you like an equal amount of give and take in the sack. Sex matches: Aries, Gemini, Libra

My Lil Girl
I am sitting in a hospital room as my lil one is caged in a metal crib sufferin with pneumonia. Im tired and bored. i hope all is well with all my friends, and thanks a million for stoppin by as usual. I am about 1/2 way thru my friends list to comment u one way or another so keep yer eyes open. Love always~ Night Angel

Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 142 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends

Halloween Masquerade - Part 1
Halloween Masquerade by Lovepotion69 © Our sex life hadn't been as happening as before. In fact, I was happy if we managed to get under those white cotton sheets once a week. Cotton sheets. Just that sounded boring and far too ordinary. What ever happened to the satin sheets I used to bring out whenever Eric slept over? But, that's married life for you. After ten years of married bliss, the birth of our now seven-year-old son, and full-time jobs, it was getting harder to fit in quality time together. Quality time. How I used to love those lazy Saturday mornings. Sleeping in and making love, then back to sleep. At times Eric would not go back to sleep, but instead make breakfast for us. Then he would come back with it on a tray and we'd share a croissant in bed. How I missed those times. Lately our Saturdays consisted of Brad knocking on our door, reminding us to drive him to his football matches. During the day there were other things that had to be done, all the domestic s

From Friendship To Love
Moving from friendship to love to me is the best way That way I think love will last more than a day You have much more in common and much more to say Rather than looking into each others eyes, wondering what they convey Starting as friends I think makes you feel much more at ease Having fun with each other and be able to tease Then your friendship can grow a few more degrees Till you find a love that will both of you please Love can strike at thirteen or thirty, you just never know And grow deep within making you feel all aglow From your friendship your love surely will grow Just let it happen slowly and to the world your love show Many people will say that thirteen is not old enough And sometimes life will get kinda tough It can make you both feel that life's kinda rough But maybe in the long run, you're made of the right stuff There are so many cases of young love lasting long Married couples who are still singing their love song For so many years to each o

Need A Tag
Need a tag done for me, wanting a double bladed axe, with a black handle, the pommel in silver the blades need to be black with the edges in silver, blood driping from the bottom edge of the blades, the shaft needs to be topped with a spike that is silver also with the background black with the bottom portion being fire, not sure if I standard orangeish fire or if I want a blue/purple fire.

Hidden Talent
Using your body Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Hum
Theres not much to say same thing different day. Come home from working all night, fall alseep, wake up and see whats goin on with all my friends on the LC, eat somethin, go get my babies from school, fix them dinner and help with homework, put them to bed, and go back to work ... IM starting to hate my life... its getting dull and boring.. what could i do to change things? Any suggestions?

Halloween Masquerade - Part 2
Halloween Masquerade by Lovepotion69 © And if you get jealous?" "Then I'll cough, and you will know to stop." I went quiet again. The champagne glass was empty by now. I placed it on a table next to us. "Ok, I'll do it." # It took me a while to make out who should be the lucky man. I looked out over the big ball room. Suddenly I saw him. He was dressed in black trousers made out of some flowing material. The white silk shirt had ruffles down the front and by the cuffs. A dark red satin cape hung over his shoulders. Feeling my gaze he turned around and met my eyes. His blonde wavy hair framing his face. He smiled, and that's when I saw his fangs. We all know how cliché it is. Being seduced by a vampire on Halloween. But this time I was the one performing the seduction. And the vampire before me was not real, but one of Eric's colleagues. I knew his name was Steve and that he worked in the finance department. Steve only knew him vaguely, they didn't meet very oft

Halloween Party By Bizr
Halloween Party by bizr © We had been invited to a Halloween party that a friend of mine from high school was having, and I wracked my brain to come up with a costume that was unique. The only real requirement the invitation said was that full masks were to be worn. Well original me all I came up with was the mask from the movie Scream. My wife decided on a costume of a French whore and her mask was a full faced rubber mask of Janet Reno. Imagine Janet Reno as a French whore! Anyway the party was in full swing b the time we got there and it was fun trying to guess who was who and booze was abundant and I was imbibing just as everyone else was and after a couple of hours of drinking, dancing and chatting with everybody I soon discovered that my wife was no where to be found. I stumbled upstairs and found the bathroom and proceeded to tale a leak. After flushing and washing my hands I stumbled back into the hallway and heard a strange noise coming from behind one of the doors

Bored
So, I am new to Cherry Tap, but I must admit, I like it already. Much better than myspace and I am sure I can and will become addicted to Cherry Tap as the weeks and months continue. Ok, so it's almost 7pm (EST) and I am bored out of my mind. With nothing to do on a Thursday, I think I will just cruise around the site and check out the pics and what not.

Lejeune's Birthday Message
On November 10, 1775, a Corps of Marines was created by a resolution of the Continental Congress. Since that date, many thousand men have borne the name Marine. In memory of them, it is fitting that we who are Marines should commemorate the Birthday of our Corps by calling to mind the glories of its long and illustrious history. The record of our Corps is one which will bear comparison with that of the most famous military organizations in the world's history. During 90 of the 146 years of it's existence the Marine Corps has been in action against the nations foes. From the battle of Trenton to the Argonne. Marines have won foremost honors in war, and in the long eras of tranquility at home. Generation after generation of Marines have grown gray in war in both hemispheres and in every corner of the seven seas that our country and its citizens might enjoy peace and security. In every battle and skirmish since the birth of our Corps Marines have acquitted themselves with the greate

How Much Do You Know About The Middle East?
So you think your all pro-American. You know a few folks in the military and you hate those Middle Eastern fundamentalists, right? Well, test your skill at even naming the countries and their locations by clicking HERE! Feel free to respond with your score. I love it when people show their total ignorance....

What Is Your Love Style!
Your Love Style is Eros For you, love is all about the passion! And chances are, you're currently in love. You have a strong physical response to love... And you are great at committing (As long as the person makes your toes curl!)

Halloween Party By Jim4got
Halloween Party by Jim4got © I am a happily married woman named Jamie. We've been married for just over five years and my husband Jim is great in every respect except one. He tries very hard to please my sexual desires and does a fair job, but it is lacking in duration, intensity and frequency. I had relationships with four guys before meeting Jim and the sex with two of them was nothing short of spectacular. Orgasms were intense and accompanied by the feeling that a heart attack was imminent, accompanied by fear of suffocation due to the inability to breathe. Since my marriage to Jim, I have orgasms frequently, not always, but they don't begin to match what I know is possible. Jim is aware of this more through having a sense of it rather than verbalizing, and has done everything he could think of to help. Vibrators, dildos, more frequent sexual attempts, etc., all seem to help a little but not reach the desired goal. Finally, a few months ago, he suggested we go to one of t

Halloween Party
Halloween Party by wcuddyf © As you know from my other stories, John and I have mutually agreed to my extra-marital affairs provided he knows in advance, and I divulge the complete details of the encounter, assuming he did not witness the event, which has happened on one occasion. Even though he witnessed a tryst between a golf buddy and me, we still find it exciting when John asks me about my feelings and thoughts while I was fucking and sucking his friend. In the telling we both find it enhances our love making, and the bond between us. From a rather naïve and conservative approach of selecting and staging events designed to target on person, we have become more spontaneous, and have agreed that sometimes opportunities arise that we did not anticipate, and rather than pass, we would improvise. So without discussing the plan in advance, I was given the green light to do whatever I wanted if the opportunity existed. A few months ago, that happened. Since some of the men we

Re: Recently Deleted Blog
You may have noticed my recent blog post is gone. Or, more likely, you never gave a shit in the first place. HOWEVER, I am posting a formal retraction. My (ex)husband posesses nothing if not the most upstanding of character, and I am a scum sucking puss sack. Happy now?

What Is Your Talent
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. I have always known this. :)

The Halloween Party
The Halloween Party by DaddyO Wil © My wife Jillian, who everyone calls Jill, and I ran into an old friend or ours while shopping. Barney was still as handsome as ever and his wife of nine years Cha was a very pretty oriental girl. We talked for a few minutes and decided to go to lunch together and catch up on each others lives. After lunch Cha invited us to their Halloween party this Friday night, it was going to be a costume theme party. Jill said that it sounded like fun and asked what was the theme? “It’s called ‘the ladies of the night and their men.” Cha responded. “I think most women like to dress like a tramp sometimes and I know that the men like to see them, so at our party all the women dress real slutty and the guys are either their Pimps or the Johns.” she continued. My face broke out in a lecherous grin as I thought, “now that sounds like something I would like to see.” Jill surprised me by saying, “sounds like fun.” I noticed a look pass between

The Halloween Party Ch. 02
The Halloween Party Ch. 02 by samandrews © Cindy closed the bathroom door behind her. Her breathing was deep and labored. She laid back against the closed door. Her thoughts were drifting wildly and she was confused. She couldn't remember ever being this horny. Her fingers drifted down and gently stroked her distended cunt lips. Slowly she moved her fingers along their inside edges, now soaking wet with her juices. She pulled her finger away and up to her face, licking a drop of the glistening fluid from the tip of her index finger. She could not get the image of John's huge cock out of her mind. She had loved sucking him into a mind-blowing orgasm but now, she needed attention herself. She pictured his huge cock gently slipping between her legs, pushing its way towards her cunt...not her "pussy" but her "CUNT"! She needed another COCK!! She resumed her stroking... faster and harder. She thought about finding Tom and fucking the daylights out of him...but no, that wasn't w

Escape
Death is something which i crave My only wish is to my grave life is something which i hate death is the fate i await The end of my life is my desire To go to hell and its pits of fire The end of my life is my only dream the more i live the worse life seems

The Halloween Party Ch. 1
The Halloween Party by samandrews © The letter arrived in a plain white envelope. Cindy's fingers shook as she opened it. Reading it quickly she called out to her husband Tom. "Its here." "What's here..." called Tom from the top of the stairs. "The Halloween invitation" called up Cindy..."You know, the one we wrote in about?" "Oh yeah" answered Tom, his footsteps starting down the stairs. Soon he was beside her and looking over her shoulder, reading the plain lettered note inside. It was titled "Swinging Halloween" and all it gave was a time and the date. "8:00 125 Westshire Lane Costume Required" Cindy closed the envelope and turned to face Tom. "You excited" she asked. He nodded "Yes, I am..." then hesitating he added "but I've only got 3 days and I haven't any idea what to wear..." He placed his hand on his hip and adopted a feminine pose as he spoke. Cindy laughed..."I'm sure you'll think of something." As they started back u

I Hate It
My life is a waist I hate it If you could get one taste You'd hate it I wish my life was over I hate it I wish i were in my grave I hate it Everyday i wish i could die I hate it Everyday I wish i could say goodbye I hate it

46 + 2
46 + 2 My shadow's shedding skin and I've been picking Scabs again. I'm down Digging through My old muscles Looking for a clue. I've been crawling on my belly Clearing out what could've been. I've been wallowing in my own confused And insecure delusions For a peace to cross me over Or a word to guide me in. I wanna feel the changes coming down. I wanna know what I've been hiding in My shadow. Change is coming through my shadow. My shadow's shedding skin I've been picking My scabs again. I've been crawling on my belly Clearing out what could've been. I've been wallowing in my own chaotic And insecure delusions. I wanna feel the change consume me, Feel the outside turning in. I wanna feel the metamorphosis and Cleansing I've endured within My shadow Change is coming. Now is my time. Listen to my muscle memory. Contemplate what I've been clinging to. Forty-six and two ahead of me. I choose to live and to Grow, take and give and to

Halloween Infatuation - Part 1
Halloween Infatuation by SpiceyAngel © Jeff slammed his hand down on the horn as he tried to make his way through the rush hour traffic. He impatiently glanced at his wrist watch for the umpteenth time. At the rate he was going it would be dark by the time he got home from running errands. After forty-five minutes of bumper to bumper traffic, moving at a snail pace he was finally able to turn into the laundry mat. He had dropped by there two hours earlier to dry a load of clothes after his dryer at home had gone on the fritz. He decided to go grocery shopping while the clothes dried. When he stepped out of his truck, his cell phone rang. He sighed in annoyance as he glanced at the caller id. It was his ex-wife calling. He knew she was going to be mad because he was over an hour late to drop off his weekly child support check. "What?" He answered the phone gruffly. She immediately started in on him about being irresponsible. While she was whining in his ear, he was unloading the

I Love U But... { Depressing}
i love you! i really do! i cant believe u treat me like u do gave u my heart for u to take but your only plan was for my heart to break how can you play me this way? how can i stand this every day? i guess its cause i love you but now all i can say is bunny you! let me go! give me back the me i used to know I'm better off without you i finally opened up my eyes and got a clue my Friends said that you weren't good for me i thought thought they were just jealous,that they lied i was stupid, i was blind, for you i cried. now i know they were just looking out for me your not worth the tears i shed or the thoughts of you inside my head i guess what I'm trying to say is, treat me better or I'll go away

The Vibrator: Friend Not Foe
The Vibrator: Friend Not Foe Recently we had a male friend over to our house. He and his wife got married when they were both 18, and they were both raised in strict Catholic families with very traditional views about sex. He expressed some interest in branching out, as it were, and getting his wife her first vibrator. I told him we had some extra ones and laid out a good selection in front of him. All our extras were vaguely penis-shaped; no clit ticklers. My partner and I went upstairs to allow him to make his choice. I whispered to my partner: "I bet you $5 he takes the smallest one." Lo and behold, I was right. His reasoning? "I don't want my wife to get used to anything bigger than me; then she wouldn't be satisfied!" Come on, fellows. Don't fear the vibrator, or the dildo, or the ben-wa balls. Learn to love them as allies in your quest to give your beloved the time of her life. And don't discount them as potential pleasure tools for yourself either. Plastic vs. f

Sun Is Going Down
SUN IS GOING DOWN. SEEMS SO LONG AGO, ONLY THREE WEEKS, A SHORT MOMMENT IT TIME, YET FOREVER AS THE DISIRE , THE NEED BUILDS. I CARESS YOUR CURVES, YOUR LINES, YOUR SHAPE, YOUR BEAUTY. YOU TOUCH MY SOUL, MY HEART, MY BEING. I CARE FOR YOU, SHELTER YOU WHEN ITS COLD AND RAINING. I PUSH YOU SO HARD SOME TIMES, I KNOW THIS, FORGIVE ME MY LOVE. I LOVE THE PULSE, THE FEELINGS YOU STIR IN MY LOINS, THE SOFT SCREAMS WHEN I TWIST YOU, MOVE YOU FROM SIDE TO SIDE. THE SUN HAS GONE DOWN, YOU AND I EMBRACED AS ONE, INTO THE NIGHT, MY LOVE. YOU ARE ALWAYS THERE WHEN I NEED YOU, NO QUESTIONS ASKED, WHEN WE MAKE LOVE, WE FLY. MOONLIT NIGHTS BLACK SKYS. TO CRACK YOU OPEN WIDE, THEN TO LET YOU SOFTLY MOAN BACK DOWN. YOUR VOICE, YOUR SONG, YOUR SCREAM IS MUSIC TO MY EARS, THE FOOD FOR THE BEAST IN MY SOUL. GENTAL , YET STRENGTH ENOUGH ,TO TAKE MY LIFE IN A HEART BEAT. LIFE, LOVE,STRENGTH, POWER AND BEAUTY, EROTICA, FREEDOM NEVER LETTING ME DOWN. CLIMAX TONIGHT

Halloween Infatuation - Part 2
Halloween Infatuation by SpiceyAngel © He inhaled deeply as she pressed her sex to his face. Fascination set in as he caressed her bare skin with his fingertips. The skin was soft as velvet under his touch. It made him want her even more than he thought possible. He scooped her up in his arms and gently lay her down on the window seat next to him. She parted her legs for him, revealing her pink delicacy to his mouth as he knelt down. His tongue parted her nether lips as he began to lick her with feather light touches. She moaned in pleasure each time he grazed her swollen clit. Jeff twirled his tongue quickly, lapping at her juices like a man dying of thirst. He had never tasted anything so sweet. Angel ground herself against his mouth as cries of pleasure escaped her throat. Her eyes rolled up in her head when small climaxes began to ripple through her body like wildfire. It had been so long since she had been with a man that it didn't take long for a huge orgasm to overt

Just A Cool Quiz !!!
Using your body Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Home From Work,
and as usual I tried to tell my boss what the law read, and they insiisted i was wrong, and as uual, i was proven right , one of these days they are gonna fuckin listen . ok im done ranting, lol

Hidden Feelings
I'm sorry that i cant show my emotions to you Its just your one of the special few I know i have said "I love you" to other guys But it was only cause i believed all of their lies I like you so much that its so hard for me to prove it to you There's no possible ways i could tell you why I feel like I do I just wish you believed i love you When I'm with you every word that comes out of my mouth is true I'm sorry but i love you and i just cant show it Thanks to my mistake our relationship is almost over and we both know it I just with you understood how i feel I hope that you know that every feeling i have for you is real.

I'd Say...
I'd say i love you but i don't know if love is true I'd say i love you but i don't know my feelings for you I'd say i love you but i question my heart if i do I'd say i love you but i don't know if you love me back I'd say i love you but its a feeling that i lack I'd say i love you but that's just not me I'd say i love you but that's a side u cant see I'd say i love you but love is a feeling i don't believe I'd say i love you but... OK the real reason is I'm afraid you'd leave

Awkening Chapter One.
Chapter One. Seven solider's sat side by side in a craft made of a dence steel which hardly qualified as armor. Each many wore armor made of the same material only slightly thicker. Sadly this armor still wouldn't be enough these men were about to face something that was more horrid then any liveing being. Machine's were incapable of mercy or pain and they didn't excatly go down as easy. One man wore an outfit a bit different from the other's instead of a gunbolt metal color he wore a dull white almost grey colored body armor. Upon his name tag were the words LtHm McManus. Other soliders nick named him the Savior he had the highest rate of bringing soliders back home. Another man much older and stronger then the other's walked up to McManus his large machine gun known as a bolter resting on his shoulder. McManus Stood and quickly gave a salute while standing at attention. "Sir." The older man smirked his name tag showed he was Major and his name was Williams. "At ease...if an

Photoshop
I need to get these pics fixed.. its bugging me still.. lmao I need to ask carol.. I know she knows how to fix it.. she's a pic freak.. I mean you have a neighbor that is a professional photographer and you have your own studio in your apt.. geeeez lol I remember when I saw her camera with all the assories.. spelling is bad tonight.. why doesn't cherry tap have a spell checker? Anywho.. I was looking and she had like 2 laptops, 2 lcds, for her pc's and server.. and that sony camera was like it had a friggin remote! and an xbox and a ps2.. now she has a xbox 360 limited ed something.. She gets most of her stuff free.. like her camera.. for doing web pages and programming.. I need to program.. again. lmao I completely forgot she was in the pic.. I wanted that camera! I'll have to call my nerd buddy soon. She gets on my nerves about me going out on dates.. lol oh yeah.. photoshop.. I need some filter that lightens or something .. lol Thats

Dead In Life { Cute But Sad Poem}
Torn open wrists Tear filled eyes Broken heart Muffled cries Soul slowly dying Blood shot eyes from all the crying Blood seeps down Beutiful smile turned into an eternal frown Your life ended and killed me too Still alive yet dead like you You always said that if anything happend to you i should move on But i cant, in your arms is where i belong The end of your life was my doom One last thing babe.... I love you and I'll see you soon

I Love You{cute Poem}
How do i say "I love you" and make the words sound real How do i explain exacly how i feel Everyday a constant reminder that your no where near Knowing that I'll never hold you dear But then again in true love nothing can get in the way So i keep on hopeing maybe someday Sometimes you say you love me but i dont know if you do But i can tell you one thing, I'm in love with you

A Rant About Men
I am not sure how many times I have heard a man say, "Women are so confusing" or "I don't understand women!" I am pretty sure now, that the reason we get confusing is because we were confused ourselves by a man. Yes, I'm saying it - men are what make women hard to understand. I have figured out that the reason a woman does not admit what she wants is because she knows that if she says the wrong thing that the man will be gone before she can even finish her sentence. I've learned recently that men must get a kick out of stringing a girl along, or using her. Seriously, I really believe they find it humorous. They don't call. Sex is the number one thing they are after. And most of all...god forbid they get into a real relationship. C'mon guys, is committment really that scary? With men in the past I've given them pretty much all of the power. How our "relationship" ended up was always in their hands. Of course, this was bad because they always chose to NOT get into a relationship

Same Time Next Life Pt 3 (mellonie And La Belle)
THIS ONES ABOUT 2 SOULS THAT MEET ONCE, IN EVERY LIFE TIME, FOR AN EROTIC ENCOUNTER. THEY ARE SOULMATES, WHO'S SOULS ARE IN LOVE, BUT FOR SOME REASON, THEY NEVER END UP TOGETHER. Same time next life pt.3 Mellonie and La Belle (mellow funky groove)CLICK THE TITLE ON PLAYER TO PLAY SONG (Verse)Sundown and I’m on my way to a dressed up paradise--I will travel far and long, cause I’ve only been there twice--when I get there it will be a pornographic symphony--you bring the natural endorphins out of me (Chorus)You taste like a rose--and then my body screams--six times in a row--another noisy dream--then you start to bloom--I got that “all you need”--sunshines on my mind--I’ll plant another seed (Verse)Six one and a grip so tight--with hair like the flowing sea--she said were not alone--cause I’ve got this fantasy--tied to a palm in the sand--a friend named La Belle La Vie--sweet rain and a touch a’rose endorphins out of me

Angels & Devils
I'M AN ANGEL, I'M A DEVIL. THE ANGEL , KIND AND CARING. LOVING AND GENTAL. THE DEVIL, WICEKDLY TWISTED . SEXUAL, PHYSICAL. STILL THE ANGEL LINGERS IN MY PRESANCE. FAR TO KIND,CARING, LOVING AND GENTAL. I WISH I COULD CAST OUT THE ANGEL, OR PERHAPS HIDE HIM, LOCK HIM AWAY, TO WAIT FOR THE ONE WHO TRUELY WANT'S AND DESIRES ME. THEY COME IN THE FORM OF DARK ANGELS, TO SUDUCE ME, TO USE ME, TO GET THEIR FIX. JUNKIES OF THE FLESH. CAST AWAY MY HEART, MIND AND SOUL. DANCE WITH MY DEVIL, MY INNER DEMON, MY HIDDEN ANGEL, HIDES IN THE SHADOWS OF MY DEMON. WAITING, WATCHING, HOPING FOR ONE, WHO SHALL WHISH TO CHARISH ME WITH AND WITHOUT THE PLEASURES OF THE FLESH. THE DARK ANGELS, SEEK ME OUT. DRAINING MY ESSENCE, MY SEED, MY LIFES FORCE. DEVOURING MY HEART AND SOUL, ALONG WITH THEIR FEASTING OF MY FLESH. I SHALL CLOAK MY DARK INNER ANGEL AND PROTECT HIM AS LONG AS I CAN. I MUST SAVE HIM FOR THE DARK SHE ANGEL, THE ONE. THEY TAKE SO MUCH AND GIVE SO LITTLE, MISTAKES THEY HAVE MADE, LETTING ME VE

Am I An Angel?
OK yall please show me some love!!! Comment me as much as you want!!Rate me love me! Im an Angel by Birth as it is my name so ....I should be one of Felonys Angels..Dontcha think? Angels contest is on... No holds barred no rules drop it like a motherfucker and lets do this bitchin. Show these kick ass girls some lovin or get the fuck off my page....simple!

Slumber Party
Slumber Party by naughtylibrarijan © It was a bad time for my office. Of the five women I worked with, three had recently broken up with their boyfriends, one hadn't had a date in over 6 months, and the other was married to a real jerk that she just found out was cheating on her. I was lucky to be happily married, but when someone suggested a girls' night in to get drunk and forget our woes, I was in. We decided to meet at Mandy's apartment on Friday night. Mandy was the date-less one, so her apartment held the least number of painful memories. Joely, Samantha, and Angie were all still trying to get rid of their ex-boyfriends' presences, and Sandy's husband wasn't going to be "working late" for once. I would have offered up my house, but while the other ladies would have been fine with my husband being around, I wanted a chance to dish without him hearing. We started the evening with a revealing game of "I've never." I was a little embarrassed to raise my cup when Mandy dec

Big Pimpin - Bratty Style!!!!!!!!
COME CHECK OUT ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS EVER! sHOW HIS PAGE SOME LOVIN..ADD HIM, FAN HIM, RATE HIM, RATE HIS PICTURES...HE WILL RETURN THE LUV! TELL HIM THAT BRATTY BYTCH TOLD YA TO VISIT. gone to work leave some love@ CherryTAP FussyCodes - MySpace Generators, Images, Icons, Templates, Glitter Images and MoreCrushSpace.com - You Got Crush On Someone?Danity Kane Lyrics Jay-Z Music Video CodesMusic Video Codes By VideoRoll

Size Does Matter :p
On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished."Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever". She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks why and she answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"

Awwww, Damn :(
This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window... He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs. "Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor? "Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies. He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer." Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?" She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"

Ugh Norton .. One More Time And I'm Kicking Your Ass Lol
This is bugging me to death.. I took pics of my friend lana.. at the pnh party. Well.. I want to see the pics but the friggin lighting was so very very bad.. I used to know how to do everything on photoshop then I switched to that mickeysoft photo program .. u know cuz its preset for lazy. lmao and now I lost all my filters and settings.. and blab blah.. the same with pagemaker.. Now I have to buy some silly book to refresh my memory on basic commands.. I seem to remember the advanced ones for some odd reason. hahah Oh yeah.. I do miss it when I had a norton suite that didn't invade my sanity. Everytime I'd install a game or program.. Norton would complain or whine.. or just crash my friggin pc.. lmao Where's the luv baby? (thinking outloud don't anser) So , One weekend.. one of my bestest friends in the world emailed me.. she lives in Belgium.. She's a nerd / model.. I wish she were single.. so we could have nerdy kids that watched st

To Spit Or Not???
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

The Girls From The Office
The Girls From The Office by Just Plain Bob © Her car wasn't in the drive or the garage when I got home and that was rare. Ginny almost always beat me home from work and had dinner halfway done before I got there. I walked into the kitchen to get a cold one from the fridge, opened it and took a sip before seeing the box on the kitchen table with an envelope taped to it. I walked over and saw that the envelope had my name on it. I opened it and read the short letter inside: Dear Rob, I'm sorry, but I had to do it this way because I couldn't bear to face you. It isn't anything that you did honey, it is me. You are a great guy and a wonderful husband and any other girl would fight to the death to keep you. The problem is me. I'm missing a part, lacking something, and our marriage just isn't working for me. I love you baby and I probably always will, but I'm not the girl for you. You can do better baby, much better. Ginny I opened the box and found her checkbook, credit ca

This Might Happen To Us All
THIS MIGHT HAPPEN TO US ALL. > > RECENTLY, I WAS DIAGNOSED WITH A. A . A . D . D . - Age Activated > Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests itself: > > I decided to water my garden. > > As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I looked over at my car and decided > my car needs washing. > > As I started toward the garage, I noticed that there is mail on the porch > table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. > > I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. > > I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can > under the table, and notice that the can is full. > > So I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage > first. > > But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out > the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. > > I take my check book off the table, and s

Pärty At Miss O'brien's
Pärty at Miss O'Brien's by flim62 © I wondered what I was dong here. I was standing on the porch of a little house in a quiet neighbor hood. I had just rung the bell and was listening to the tap of heels on the wooden floor as they approached. The reason that I was there was that I had been invited to a party. Our senior English teacher had invited her favorites from her class to come to an end-of-the-year party. Miss O'Brien-English teacher from hell. At one point she probably was a good teacher, but she had become an alcoholic and was now totally unpredictable both in and out of class. She gave her top students bad grades and we had to go get the principal to change them. She probably wouldn't be back next year. But sometimes she had pizzas delivered to her class-you never know which it would be. We talked about the invitation-and about a dozen of us decided to go. We thought it would be fun - and maybe funny to see the inside of her house and also to see her more drunk th

So This Is What A Girl Sent Me
this is from my so called bf... charlie4th (11/8/2006 2:46:12 AM): well i am single but i only have one pic of me and you have already seen it i dont know the girl but i thank her for telling me. i realize a jus made a huge mistake and to think im being faithful always and he aint! hes the god damn marine hes the one whos moto is semper fi-always faithful...yea wtf ever fuck it im going lesbian

Ummm, Gross :(
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

Tv? What Tv?
TV? What TV? by Halos © I am sitting in the living room watching TV alone. I can hear you typing on the computer in the other room. My computer is down for the moment and I have been too lazy to fix it or I would be in there with you. It has been a long couple of days since you an I haven't gotten along all that great. I hate when we argue, but this one like any of the others will go away once the hurt feelings are healed. You ask me what I am watching and I say that I'm watching the Raiders loss as always. You laugh at that and tell me you will probably be awhile on the computer. I think to myself that is probably more fun then what I'm doing at the moment. It's been a dismal year for my team and things don't look like they are going to get better anytime soon. I get up to head to the bathroom and to get a drink. On my way back I look in on you but see that you're not sitting in your chair. I shrug my shoulders and head back to the living room. As I get there I notice the

Bea - My First Mature Woman
Bea - My First Mature Woman by lancelot49 © When Ed and I were twenty-two, we were working in a local garden centre to get some money for a vacation after finishing college. The rest of the work force was mainly female from girls to older married women earning some pin money. We tended to get all the dirtier heavier jobs but also more overtime and a bit of fun with the younger girls over lunchtime! Neither of us had really fantasised about older women, other than film stars, and certainly over none of the older women who worked with us, as they all looked rather plain in their overalls and wellies. However one Friday afternoon that all changed. We had volunteered to work overtime when the others had left at lunch time and had just completed clearing a potting shed and come up to the office to report to the boss that we had finished when we heard grunts and moans. We looked in the window and to our surprise our boss; a guy in his early sixties had Bea (one of our co -worker

Inspired By An Angel
Sought and yet have never found One who does the heart impound And keep forever as there own Searching in the great unknown Need the touch and need to know If one can make loves seed grow And bind me to her with her kiss And keep me longing in eternal bliss To ache for her and her alone Let my love for her to be forever shown And hold her in my arms at night And feel her till dawn does light And never live in land of doubt For she’s the only I can’t live without A burning soul for her so true I have waited long and over due To get so lost inside those eyes I wonder if it would surprise That one could hold me without spoken word In her eyes would be all the love I’ve ever heard By R. Thomas Dinsmore Soft and gentle curves to love Make this guy a prisoner of Hot desires to take and hold Thoughts to be far to bold Brazen lust at her form Drive to feel her body warm Give her pleasure beyond the mind She stirs the fires that leave me blind To any other the

Timeless Voids
bodies touching, caressing under a star-filled sky only a blind moon watches love act its part the proximity of love sets hearts beating burning with passion needing to be heard revelation of self pure whole expression to a true love undying devotion the time for quiet no sound filters to the moon or the stars but emotions cry scream out with pain love is awake and hears need the air is strong primeval warm sensuous demands answers which must be given time is frozen minutes of pureness gifts of self love fully consolidated whispered emotions expressed tenderly gentle touches waves of love defer to silence deep quiet reigns stars alight in hearts now

I'm A Bi Girl Now!
I'm a Bi Girl Now! by zanyzany © I've had a guy friend, Brian, that has been a fighter pilot for a long time. When we met I was 22 and he was 36. He lived in California and I was in Michigan. He was a family friend and the hottest thing that I had seen in a long time, even though he was my parents' friend. He was totally built with a six pack and a certain arrogance about him. I was an innocent little girl, and very, very shy. My family and I were out of town in Arizona for the weekend and met him and some of the guys for dinner. I ended up driving to dinner with Brian that night. Turns out that neither of us wanted to go to dinner, we would have rather been back at the hotel. I got a little flustered when he told me that. I knew it would lead to trouble. That night he asked me for my phone number. It was my cell so my parents would never find out. I gave it to him. I was traveling too, so I was in a hotel room a lot. He started talking about himself getting hard. I had nev

Worst Day Of My Life
Well, I finally did it. I got stopped for a DUI. I was out at a friends house on Sunday...had 4 beers in 2 1/2 - 3 hours. I thought I was fine to drive. My vision wasn't affected, I could walk straight...I didn't even have a "buzz". Apparently I was very wrong. So I'm flying down the freeway..doin approximately 95 (I dunno, my speedometer doesn't work). The car next to me must be doin 90, because I'm only gaining on them slightly...and next thing I know, red lights in my rear view mirror. I quickly let off the gas (already know it's too late) and put on my signal, gliding smoothly over to the emergency lane. I roll down my window, pull out my liscense, and hear knocking on the passenger window. No prob, I roll it down. "License and registration and proof of insurance" yadda yadda.... So, First time they have asked me for my insurance. i know they are supposed to, but still takes me by surprise. My heart is thumping in my chest, I know I smell like alcohol. So I get out the insura

Things..
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is? The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no genitals. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Get lost. What good is a cake you can't eat? When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No idiot, I paid $7.50 to come to the theatre and stare at the ceiling. What did you come here to do? The radio ad "Hi, I'm Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don't drink and drive. I don't". Well, I hope you don't drive sober either Mr. He

You May Be A Ho If...
You become a Vaseline spokesperson. Having two tampons in at the same time doesn't bother you. You go through a Sealy a week. Frederick of Hollywood actually comes to your door himself...just to see where 1/2 of his orders go. You have to go across the border for a Pap Smear. When they change your area code to 976. Tetracycline is your best friend. McDonald's calls you "The Happy Meal". It takes 2 douches and a spatula at shower time. When you've got a "Take a Number" machine at your door. When you get hemorrhoids on you shoulders. Your day starts and ends by rolling over. When the sperm bank calls for remnants. When you're wearing more latex than spandex. When your ceiling mirrors fog. When they install a revolving door at your apartment. When the Marine Corps does recruitment outside your door. Madonna comes to you for pointers. When he doesn't even have to buy you a drink. When you have a room key to every h

My Horny, Horny Girlfriends
My Horny, Horny Girlfriends by BradCarson © It was Friday morning about eleven when my office phone rang. "Hi there sexy" It was Julie, the woman I was having a sporadic affair with. I refer to our affair as sporadic because the only time we see one another is for sex. She tells me she loves her husband but he can't keep her satisfied. She used to work here but shortly after we started having nooners she quit to work for her husband. "Well hello" I said in my sexiest voice. "What can I do for you?" "I'm horny" she said flat out. I was already aroused by knowing why she called, but those words went straight to my cock causing it to rise. "And you think I can help you with that" I asked, reaching for my swollen dick. "Uh, uh" she cooed. "And what do you suggest I do to alleviate your problem?" I asked teasingly. "Oh I don't know" she answered demurely. There was a pause then she finished her thought" maybe make me cum" If there was anymo

Nature Walk
Nature Walk by shoeman1965 © Their relationship to this point had been nothing more than friends. She told him everything that was going on in her life, and he listened even though he may not have really wanted to hear it. He had been attracted to her from the first time they met at a party. Sure they flirted on occasion but it never got any further than that. They decided they were going to go hang out one day, and hit a nature trail for a walk. It was a nice enough day and they both thought they could use the exercise and fresh air. As they arrived, they noticed a few clouds in the air, but didn't think anything of it. As luck would have it, at the furthest point of the nature trail, the winds began to pick up and more clouds started to roll in. They decided they'd turn back before it got any worse. Before they knew it, the sky opened up and it began to rain very hard. They reached an area of heavy tree cover, and decided to try and wait it out. They were still getting wet

The Bathroom Break
The Bathroom Break by zand3r © This is my first Literotica submission and I would love any and all feedback, negative, positive, hurtful, whatever you have to say I want to hear it. I would like to thank the beautiful young woman who inspired this story, without you this would not have been possible. Thanks are also due to the wonderful LadyFalcon who edited my story, who also made this possible. ***** It was raining outside. It's always raining around here. What light poured in through the two story high windows was no match to the misery the weather wrought outside. The protection of the glass did not shield from the dreary mood. It was a slow day, and few customers had come to the counter to make the over expensive purchase of a movie ticket. I saw little reason to be at work. Even the pitiful paycheck I knew was coming next week wasn't enough incentive to stifle the unprofessional yawn I knew was also coming. Lucky no managers were around. The lobby in front of me was

Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex
You can GET chocolate. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate. With chocolate there's no need to fake it. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant. You can have chocolate at any time of the month. Good chocolate is easy to find. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can hand

The Auction
Wife : "I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars." Husband : "How about the ones like mine?" Wife : "Those they gave away." Husband : "I had a dream too...I dreamt they were auctioning off cunts. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand." Wife : "And how much for the ones like mine?" Husband : "That's where they held the auction."

Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren't
1). "Whew, that's one terrific spread!" 2). "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat." 3). "Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist." 4). "Talk about a huge breast!" 5). "It's Cool Whip time!" 6). "If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!" 7). "Are you ready for seconds yet?" 8). "Are you going to come again next time?" 9). "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?" 10). "Just wait your turn, you'll get some!" 11). "Don't play with your meat." 12). "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in." 13). "Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?" 14). "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!" 15). "You still have a little bit on your chin." 16). "Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it." 17). "How long will it take after you stick it in?" 18). "You'll know it's ready when it pops up." 19). "Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!" 20). "How many are coming?" 21). "That's t

Walls
We have but one life , we have but one heart , we are born into this world alone and frighten . The life we are given is the life of hope , the life of love , the life of careing , the life of giving , the life of hope . As we get older many loose part of the life we are givin , sometimes it is lost from the pain we must endure while walking lifes long hard roads . Our hearts were tender once our souls were full of hope , but lifes hard roads turns them hard turns them cold . Our once filled life of love , hope , careing , giveing becomes lost . lost behind all the walls that we build protect our most charrished memorys of when life was good . But to me by doing that we lose all that life has given us we lose our sence of giving back what we were givin our walls protect us from knowing the true meaning of love . I may have a wall or two myself but i refuse to let lifes hard roads take from me what i have to give to others , which is hope that we all can

Have You Seen This?
Ok,first blog.had to talk about this,maybe start a fire.Does anyone reading this thing watch Nip/Tuck? This is an incredible show! I can't believe this is allowed on tv!But don't get me wrong,I love it.Kudos to whoever had the balls to air this stuff.Well let me know if you watch and we can talk about it more.

Damn,struck
Struck by visions of explicitness all encompassing cravings rise. Overwhelmed by sensuality surpassing what we realize. Focusing on dancing elation thrilling beyond wildest dreams. Breathless as we meld in lust targeting the most extremes. Tossing out the rules created striving for moments of magic. Bursting pass the guidelines knowing it might end up tragic. Struck by visions of explicitness senses climbing like mountains to yet another moaning release pouring passions like fountains. Souls screaming with utter joy flailing, scratching for the plateau. Exploding rainbows drizzle stars lips tasting of French Bordeaux. Struck by visions of explicitness finally arriving at the placid lake. Damn, not another one! Hell, a dream from which I awake.

Man Of The House!
The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage. He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on." The bride replies, "I can't wear your pants." He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!" The bride takes off her panties and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!" He replies,"I can't get into your panties!" "And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."

Joke
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast till the chores are done. Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes back in for breakfast, and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother and with a smile says: "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"

Differences Between Good Girls And Bad Girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons. Good girls wax their floors. Bad girls wax their bikini lines. Good girls blush during sex scenes in a movie. Bad girls know they could do it better. Good girls wear white cotton panties. Bad girls don't wear any. Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls. Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls. Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it. Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use it. Good girls pack their toothbrush. Bad girls pack their diaphragms. Good girls wear high heels to work. Bad girls wear high heels to bed. Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have sex. Bad girls think no place is the wrong place. Good girls prefer the missionary position. Bad girls do too, but only for starters. Good girls say 'no'. Bad girls say 'when?'

If I Had A Nickel For Every Dumb Question Today..
I'd have like $1.38 so far. There needs to be an idiot filter. Something that you can turn on so that when dumb people are about to ask you another dumb question, they will stop, wait, and then maybe either their head will explode or they will shit themselves. Either way, at least they won't bug me with another dumb question. Maybe it should just be a financial thing. Ask a dumb question that you can answer for yourself with only a bit of effort and you'll have to pay me $20. WTF ever happened to looking shit up. Need to spell a word? Look it up. Need to correct grammar? Look it up. What is the capital city of Nairobi? Look it up. Need to see a pigmy midget on the back of a quarterhorse? Now you're just being twisted. But I'm sure you could look it up. People, think for yourself once in a while. Be resourceful. Or don't. Continue to the be massive herd of followers and consumers. I couldn't give a crap either way. Just quit asking me dumb questions. Now about those midgets...

What Is A Veteran?
WHAT IS A VETERAN? Some veterans bear visible signs of their service; a missing limb, a jagged scar, a certain look in the eye. Others may carry the evidence inside them; a pin holding a bone together, a piece of shrapnel in the leg or perhaps another sort of inner steel: the soul's ally forged in the refinery of adversity. Except in the parades, however, the men and women who have kept America safe wear no badge or emblem. You can't tell a vet just by looking. What is a vet? He is the cop on the beat who spent six months in Saudi Arabia sweating two gallons a day making sure the armored personnel carriers didn't run out of fuel. He is the bar room loudmouth, dumber than five wooden planks, whose overgrown frat-boy behavior is outweighed a hundred times in the cosmic scales by four hours of exquisite bravery near the 38th parallel. She, or he, is the nurse who fought against futility and went to sleep sobbing every night for two solid years in Da Nang. He is the POW

Little Boys...
My son is 3 1/2 years old and we are having a terrible time poddy training. He's been running around the house for the last hour or so naked with me asking him if he needed to go poddy. Umm nope seemed to be the only reply I would get. He brings out his toy box (one of those huge plastic rubber maid containers) and decides to dump all his toys out in the living room so he could play IN the toy box. He's playing, minding his own business, watching tv, doing this, doing that and I'm thinking okay he'll be fine for a while.... I am walking back into the living room from getting my youngest daughter a cup of milk and all of a sudden I hear the noise of liquid hitting plastic! Oh no he's not....! Yep, he is! I look over and there is my son, still SITTING in his toy box, trying to cover his face, just letting it all go! Oh well, thank goodness it wasn't all over the carpet this time!

Fucking Bored!
I am getting fed up with staying home all day these last few weeks! I swear I'm about to kill someone. Nobody calls me to hangout out or emails me back. I know that they are busy but it wouldn't kill you to answer back. Liesl

Q & A
Q & A What's the ultimate in rejection? When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep. -------------------------------- What does Kodak film have in common with condoms? Both capture the moment. -------------------------------- What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! -------------------------------- Why is being in the military like a blowjob? The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel. -------------------------------- What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each other's shoulders? A scrotum pole! -------------------------------- What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get. -------------------------------- Why is sex like a game of bridge? If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner. -------------------------------- Can you say three two-letter words that

Top Ten Signs You Know You've Joined A Redneck Hmo...
Top Ten Signs You Know You've Joined A Redneck HMO... 10. Your Viagra prescription includes a Popsicle stick and some duct tape. 9. The only 100% covered expense is embalming. 8. Your Prozac comes in colors and has little "m"s on each pill. 7. Preventive Care Coverage includes "an apple a day". 6. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month. 5. The Lone Star Bar and Grill is an approved pharmacy. 4. The only proctologist lists his address as Rotorooter. 3. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. 2. Directions to the Dr.'s office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park". 1. The annual breast exam is conducted at Hooter's

Country Style Love Making
I got to go back down South if but just for a little while I wanna make love again in that ole country style. I wanna make love out in the field near a bale of hay the only shield in the heat of the day Oh, I wanna make love down by the stream water singing the blues as the wind whistles a tune sailing on our country cruise I wanna make love so I can see the stars out under the trees where lady moon is peeping thru the leaves Oh, my, my, I wanna make love with that ole country gal take off my seeing glasses so I can hold her real close taste them lips, like malasses I gotta go back down South sometime soon fo I die so I can make love wild and free out under that open sky I wanna make love in the country see the birds slip for a while hear the rustling reeds while making love country style.

Awakening.
(-This is part one of a short story that I am bull shitting as I type this blog now. I'll go back and edit them every now and then but yeah anyway if your bored and want something crazy and violent to read this is for you.-) Epilouge. For year's now technology has ruled our life's. It always had seemed to make thing's so much easier..it's really to bad now that we've become so absorbed ont he machines around us that we are loseing who we are...loseing the very controll we have over them. Ever since Kiroshio Lab's devloped a computer simply known as Helios everything has gone to hell. Everything that was built by machine or had a machine in it became under it's power. They say a programer is the first one who caused it to gain controll over another machine. Human's are either working as slaves on earth or struggleing with life on mars. Our planet has become the target of some unwanted guests now as well...yet no one can be the machine's we have devloped...but

My Pictures......
I cant believe it! I was told my a friend that my pics were stolen from here. Does anyone know how to see who took them? I really would like to know. That sucks that someone took them. Well today has been a good day at work. I just cant wait for 5 to come around. Im ready to go home and see my kidos and hubby. Have a good nite all

Answer For Me Pretty Please!!! ;)~
These questions get right to the point answer truthfully and repost .. 1. Anal or oral? 2. Chocolate or whip Cream? 3. Ice or feathers? 4. Two girls and a guy or two guys and a girl? 5. Movie porn or live porn? 6. What do you wear to bed ? 7. Love making or hard fucking? 8. Do you shave ? 9. Spit or swallow? 10. Do you masturbate ? 11. Whats your turn on ? 12. Whats your favorite position ? 13. Do you belive in no glove no love ? 14. Where would you really love to have sex ? 15. How long can you go ? (and be honest) 16. Bondage or soft & gentle ? 17. Have you ever had sex in public ? 18. Do you touch yourself and get turned on ? 19. Is there anyone on your mind you want to have sex with ? 20. List one person on your buddy list you would have sex with?

Leave Ur Answer As A Comment
Take 1st letter in ur 1st name: A - I fucked B - I have C - I need D - I sucked E - I gave head to F - I got wet n wild w/ G - I tasted H - I played I - I swallowed down J - I blew K - I got down & dirty w/ L - I loved M - I hated N - I was desperate for O - I ordered P - I partied w/ Q - I had quickie w/ R - I got rowdy w/ S - I sold T - I turned on U - I gave birth to V - I stripped for W - I milked X - I gave hand to Y - I aroused Z - I sold Take last letter in ur last name: A - a hobo B - a male stripper C - a cat D - a pencil E - a naked statue F - a firefighter G - a goat H - a MILF I - a bastard J - a male prostitute K - a clock L - an adult toy M - a Louis Vuitton bag N - a whore O - a DILF P - a pimp Q - a quarter R - a pyromaniac S - a slut T - a nerd U - a stuft animal V - a bitch W - an ugly fat kid X - a cheerleader Y - a gay guy Z - a pornstar Now take ur middle

Uncle Law D's Rules For Cyber Space/real Life Meetings
The time I spend online, the more I'm finding out that nice guys like me are the exception. :< Uncle Law D's rules for cyber space/Real Life meetings: 1) If you are at ALL uncomfortable about a person, don't call or meet them. 2) Arrange to meet in a safe neutral place - fast food place or something like that, with people. 3) Have them wear something distinguishing, so you can pick them out from a crowd. 4) Look them over - if you get ANY uneasy feelings, leave without meeting. 5) don't eat or drink anything that has been out of your sight. Don't share anything (like fries or catsup). 6) no matter how well you hit it off, the first time, don't accept a ride or leave with them. don't give them your address. 7) trust yourself. You don't need an excuse to leave, you don't need to justify your feelings, you don't need to feel guilty ever. If they respect you, they will honor that. It is a danger sign whenever anyone tries to manipulate you with "I'm offended you feel like that"

I Am Not Here For A Hook-up.
If I wanted to join a site for the sole purpose of getting laid, I would use Adult Friend Finder. I joined CherryTap to enjoy good conversation. If you are looking for something else from me, move along. NOT GONNA HAPPEN. I think I made it pretty clear with my screen name that I am married. Ok, sure, I could have been clearer that I am happily married, but married is married for me. Ok, so I am an anomoly on here, I don't collect people for the sole purpose of boosting my own ego. Sue me. Quite frankly, it gets old to have every Tom, Dick, and Suzy hit on me simply because I lucked out in genetic lotto and haven't let myself go simply because I had kids. Yes, I know, sounds like I am doing the whole don't hate me because I'm beautiful thing. Trust me, I'm not. But, I shouldn't have to deal with everyone's issues simply because I ended up attractive as an adult. It only matters to me that my husband still gets turned on by me. No one else matters in my life. Let me clari

That Felt Really Nice!!! :-)
I just got done taking a nice long nap. Not sure how long but it was extremely relaxing and I feel 100% better after being sick. lets just hope that lasts, shall we? Of course, the only reason I had woken up was people were making so much damn noise in the house it wasn't something i could sleep through. (maybe it wasnt alot of noise,maybe it just seemed that way cause i had just woken up and noone wants to hear anything when trying to sleep) hahahaa...I was just looking over at the tv and the news was talking about this Target in Idaho where some buck ran through open automatic doors into the store. From the looks of the camera the employees had a hell of a time chasing that thing out. It ran into the line of carts at first and then redirected itself into the aisles of the store. made me laugh.

Muse Calls
Ah, your muse must be kin to the one who compels me. Seems they have similar traits in thoughts you will see. Often I sit and ponder self be immersed in ink; suddenly clarity comes instantly, quick as a wink. Mountains be climbed stars sparkle and shine. Words are poured as if they could not be mine. Have no Siren to alert nor soft touch to tell but I must admit I hear my muse's yell. When the shouting starts like mighty rolling balls fingers race to place the words

I'm Back!
I have been receiving many questions about where I have been. Taking a break? Vacationing? Fell of the face of the earth? I couldn't imagine why I would want to take a break from helping others achieve their goals. I would LOVE to take a vacation. Falling off the face of the earth. Well, that would be just plain sad. So really where have I been? Around. I spent three very long weeks in western Pennsylvania driving on backroads. I have never seen so much road kill in my life! I stayed in a Comfort Inn living out of a suitcase. Not much fun. What was I doing there you ask? If I told you I'd have to kill you. Kidding. If you really want to know and if I know you well I just might tell you. Bottom line is I'm back and trying my best to catch up on hype in the real world. I hope to catch you online and vice a versa. Don't forget to watch my page on myspace too! http://www.myspace.com/lifecoachandmore

Hey,sexy
Did i tell you that.... ...You somehow touched me though miles away from here an ocean and mountains away still you seem close, so near. You somehow touched me pleased the inner self and soul and though I long to see you thoughts of you are like gold. You somehow touched me passion stoked the oven of desire somehow you re-lit the flame till its grown to a raging fire. You, simply by being yourself reached deep inside the part of me normally hid from the world and touched all of my heart.

I Hope This Doesn't Happen To Me
The Wooden Bowl I guarantee you will remember the tale of the Wooden Bowl tomorrow, a week from now, a month from now, a year from now. A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year old grandson. The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered. The family ate together at the table. But the elderly grandfather's shaky hands and failing sight made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor. When he grasped the glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth. The son and daughter-in-law became irritated with the mess. "We must do something about father," said the son. "I've had enough of his spilled milk, noisy eating, and food on the floor." So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner.There,Grandfather ate alone while the rest of the family enjoyed dinner. Since Grandfather had broken a dish or two, his food was served in a wooden bowl. When the family glanced in GrandfatherÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s direction

Alligator In A Bar
A guy enters bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons, "Here’s a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. The gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I'll remove my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone buys me drinks." The crowd agrees. The guy drops his pants and puts his privates in the gator's mouth. Gator closes mouth. After a minute, the guy grabs a beer bottle and bangs the gator on the top of its head. The gator opens wide, and he removes his genitals unscathed. Everyone buys him drinks. Then he says: "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." After a while, a hand goes up in the back of the bar. It's a woman. "I'll give it a try," she says, "but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."

What Kind Of Intelligence Do You Have?
Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well. An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly. You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view. A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary. You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator. What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?

Matters Of The Heart - Poem
Reading this poem today; seems pretty powerful. What do you think???? ************************************************* Matters of the Heart In matters of romance and self-control, I know that I must exercise restraint, and though temptation seldom takes it's toll, I know I'm human - not a cold, dead saint, when I'm confronted with some dark deep eyes that whisper secrets, my resolve grows faint. A rock, I tremble, much to my surprise as sparks are flying where no sparks should be, I feel a churning somewhere deep inside unfolding romance in a soft spring breeze, surrendering as passion mounts yet higher, emotions whirl with luscious fantasies. Just once to feel the freedom with the fire, raw feelings that I sinfully indulge, to lose myself in tender, wild desire. I manage not to lose my loyal soul In matters of romance and self-control. by Eileen M. D'Angelo

Things U Never Say To A Cop
Things never to say to a cop 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son.. Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

$300.00
A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint…my…house."

Stuck On The Island Of Misfucked Toys
The last thing my dad gave me before he left us and died.... Daughter, all your life you'll be part magic and part mystery, because you have ideas, thoughts, and wishes all your own... And where it counts, inside the heart we've grown together, not apart, through challenges and changes as the passing years have flown. Your loveliness begins inside and brings such happiness and pride, it isn't easy to express in simple words and phrases how beautiful you'll always be in ways the heart alone can see, how much you mean, how dear you are, how well-deserved this praise is. If he loved me he wouldn't have left us. Sweet Talker=Liar That's why I said I'd never trust another man whose like my father So when they tell me their in love with me I tell them not to bother But I fall fr their half truths And take the promise of a liar The sun came crashing down and left my heart in the line of fire... I hate that I was right about all guys being the same.

Campers
Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guys drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guys says, "What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear." "I don't need to outrun the bear," the first guy says. "I just need to outrun you."

Moments,magic
We speak of magic moments of love with deep devotion and always there's a battle to reach the limits of emotion. The reader just has to feel every pulse of our pain as we tell our lovers lie: we'll not go that way again. We speak of rainbow colors as we beam our rays of love and to show how deep it is we point at the skies above. Stars are but a blink away; rivers are filled with dew. To show the strength of it we'll move a mountain or two. We speak so clearly of dreams like cameras from our eyes and the photos which develop are so easy to visualize. None other but we could recall such dreams as to make a wish be true or life bigger than it seems. We speak of tears and fears days and years, luck and bust. Romance and tragedy visits even upon the best of us. As poets, we speak of love but show only tiny parts of what lingers in our souls and deep within our hearts. There's always feelings left we have yet to express but being poets who know it

Lmao
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation. This was affecting marital relations with his wife so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem. In response the doctor said, "When you feel the urge to ejaculate, try startling yourself". One the way home the man went to a sports store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try out this suggestion he runs home to his wife. When he gets home he is surprised and delighted to find his wife in bed, already naked. He’s so horney and keen to try out his new ’system’ that he doesn’t think twice and leaps on board. After a few minutes ‘slap and tickle’, they find themselves in the ’69’ position. Sure enough, only moments later the man feels the sudden urge to come. Following doctor’s orders, he grabs the starter pistol off the bedside table and fires it. The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?" The man answered, "Just gr

What Do People Envy About You?
People Envy Your Compassion You have a kind heart and an unusual empathy for all living creatures. You tend to absorb others' happiness and pain. People envy your compassion, and more importantly, the connections it helps you build. And compassionate as you are, you feel for them. What Do People Envy About You?

Sex Surey
These questions get right to the point answer truthfully and repost .. 1. Anal or oral? 2. Chocolate or whip Cream? 3. Ice or feathers? 4. Two girls and a guy or two guys and a girl? 5. Movie porn or live porn? 6. What do you wear to bed ? 7. Love making or hard fucking? 8. Do you shave ? 9. Spit or swallow? 10. Do you masturbate ? 11. Whats your turn on ? 12. Whats your favorite position ? 13. Do you belive in no glove no love ? 14. Where would you really love to have sex ? 15. How long can you go ? (and be honest) 16. Bondage or soft & gentle ? 17. Have you ever had sex in public ? 18. Do you touch yourself and get turned on ? 19. Is there anyone on your mind you want to have sex with ? 20. List one person on your buddy list you would have sex with? Be honest !!

I Am Glad I Am A Man --for The Men
I'm glad I'm a man you better believe I don't live off of yogurt diet coke or cottage cheese I don't bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts I can get where I want to - north south east or west I don't get wasted after only 2 beers And when I do drink I don't end up in tears I won't spend hours deciding what to wear I spend 5 minutes max fixing my hair And I don't go around checking my reflection In everything shiny from every direction I don't whine in public and make us leave early And when you ask why get all bitter and surly I'm glad I'm a man I'm so glad I could sing I don't have to sit around waiting for that ring I don't gossip about friends or stab them in the back I don't carry our differences into the sack I'll never go psycho and threaten to kill you Or think every guy out there's trying to steal you I'm rational reasonable and logical too I know what the time is and I know what to do And I honestly think its a privilege for me To have

Womans Prayer
Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who’s not a creep, One who’s handsome, smart and strong, One whose dick is thick and long. One who thinks before he speaks, When promises to call, he won’t wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind, Knows just what to say, when asked "How big’s my behind?" One who’ll make love till my body’s a twitchin’, In the hall, the bathroom, the garden and kitchen! I pray that this man will love me no end, And never attempt to shag my best friend. And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the dickhead you sent me instead. Amen.

The Beginning
Okay, I was sitting here thinking that ALOT of you really do not really know my history or about me. So i decided that I am going to write my life sotry on here. I have 27 years to cover here so it will take quit a few blogs to complete. And then I will take you on a day to day basis of how I feel what I did that day ect ect. So I was born August 19, 1979 at the solider and sailor hospital in Wellsboro PA. My parents were still together at the time, I had an older brother and sister. We lived in my grandparents (my mother's parents) backyard for the first 2 years of my life. Around 2 years old my parents got a divorce and my mom moved my brother sister and I down to my step fathers house and this is the house that I grew up in. My step father is great, he raised me and i love him to death. Growing up I never really knew my real father and My mother always told me it was because he was a drunk and wanted nothing to do with us. (even though he lived a matter of 3 miles away fr

Hot Girl
No, I ain't talking bout last night's rhapsody since I met you,hot girl, life's been a sweet melody. Yes, we've had our struggles climbed up mountains to the top. Waded cross raging stormy seas but our love never stopped. We've been to hell as a team fought off naysayers with their crap We learned from each incident and warmed each other in a snap No, I aint talking bout last night's rhapsody since I met you, girl, life's been a sweet melody. I don't relish the hell we face nor the drawn out payments still. Since thats now a part of our lives I treat it like any other bill. The medical stuff seems to grow home repairs add to the need. As we wind down to our winter months love the growth from our seeds. No, I ain't talking bout last night's rhapsody since I met you, girl life's been a sweet melody. I gotta say, we made it when no one thought we would. Most looked for our secrets as we loved the way we could. We showed the whole world how

I Am Glad I Am A Woman
I'm glad I'm a woman yes I am yes I am I don't live off of Budweiser beer nuts and Spam I don't brag to my buddies about my erections I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions I don't get wasted at parties and act like a clown And I know how to put the damned toilet seat down! I won't grab your hooters I won't pinch your butt My belt buckle's not hidden beneath my beer gut And I don't go around "readjusting" my crotch Or yell like Tarzan when my head-board gets a notch I don't belch in public I don't scratch my behind I'm a woman you see -- I'm just not that kind! I'm glad I'm a woman I'm so glad I could sing I don't have body hair like shag carpeting It doesn't grow from my ears or cover my back When I lean over you can't see 3 inches of crack And what's on my head doesn't leave with my comb I'll never buy a toupee to cover my dome Or have a few hairs pulled from over the side I'm a woman you know -- I've got far too much pride! And I honestly think i

[b]do You Date Like A Man Or A Woman?[b]
You Date Like a Woman According to studies on dating, you date like a woman. You tend to take romance seriously, and you're not really out for a fling. A mental and emotional connection always comes first for you. And rushing the physical stuff is likely to turn you off. You're highly selective when it comes to dating, and some may say you're too picky. You know what you want, and when you find it, you're ready to commit. Do You Date Like a Man or a Woman?

Ok I Thought This Was Funny It Is Not To Anyone
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue... I’m In Love But Not With You... When We Broke Up You Thought I Cried But All It Was... Was Another Guy, You Told Your Friends That I Was A Trick, I Told Mine That You Had A Weak Dick... I Said I Loved You And You Thought It Was True, But Guess What Baby?! You Got Played Too!!

Sex
Sex is Good for you!!! Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard ........................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor..............

Killer Instincts
Probability of killing, 67% You have probably seen death. You watch too many horror flicks, play too much violent videogames, or probably exposed to death by where you live. or maybe you have lots of problems with enemies or have little self-esteem. The factors add up that you need to avoid situations or people that could push you to that point.Are you capable of killing

Men R Like
Men Are Like.... 1. Men are like .......Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you. 2. Men are like ......Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like .......Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like .......Blenders .... You need one, but you’re not quite sure why. 5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ...Commercials ...... You can’t believe a word they say. 7. Men are like ...Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ........Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like .....Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like ......Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like .... Snowstorms ..... You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.

The Widow Porter
The Widow Porter by espeteroh © I come from the lower end of an upper middle class town. Through high school and then into college I'd gotten a pretty good lawn mowing and gardening service going. I was always expected to mow our lawn for nothing, or, if you like, because dad said so. I didn't mind. Actually I rather liked it and still do to this day. There's a quick sense of accomplishment that goes with it. But when I was a young teen and discovered people would pay me for what I was doing for nothing, well, at 14 you don't argue when you have no other income. So I built up a good business, much of it coming by word of mouth. This was also before all these "landscaping" businesses popped up that you see today. People in the 60s didn't have such a luxury unless they were fairly wealthy. When I went off to college I actually stayed home and commuted each day. So I didn't have to give up my business that was doing fairly well, I earned close to $100 a week which in those days wa

Devoted Wife
The Devoted Wife A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. Now he had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to his senses, he motioned for her to come near him. As she sat by him, he said, ''''You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?'''' ''''What, my dear?'''' she asked gently. ''''I think you bring me bad luck.''''

Creation Of A Pussy
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine Created a pussy to their design First was a butcher with smart wit Using a knife he gave it a slit Second was a carpenter strong and bold With a hammer and chisel he gave it a hole Third was a tailor tall and thin By using red velvet he lined it within Fourth was a hunter short and stout With a piece of fox fur he lined it without Fifth was a fisherman nasty as hell Threw in a fish and gave it a smell Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee Touched it and blessed it and said it could pee Last was a sailor dirty little runt He sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt

Adam
So God calls to Adam and says, "Adam, I have some good news and some bad news. What do you want to hear first?" Adam replies, "The good news." God answers, "Well, the good news is I gave you a penis and a brain." Then Adam says, "OK, so what's the bad news?" And God says, "I only gave you enough blood to operate one at time."

Teaching Myself One Of My Own Lessons Of Life!
Some how I have managed to deeply offend and hurt someone I truly care about. Through words of anger I spoke. When I should have spoke with words from the Heart. Are perhaps not having spoken at all. For this I am sincerely once again sorry. I have used the word sorry too much as of lately. I have no excuse, and will not try to make one. I have some issues to deal with, and will. This is one issue I truly regret. It is unexpected, and adds to my grief. Although I must confront it as all of my issues. I will do my best to make amends and once again, Try to re-gain your Trust, as I once held so dearly. To the person I have so deeply Hurt, If you’re reading this, I APPOLOGIZE! WITH ALL MY HEART! For my friend, this is from my HEART and not my mouth. This is written with LOVE, REMORSE and most of all HONESTY! I Love You, I care Deeply For You, and I hope You can find it in Your heart somewhere to forgive Me. And someday feel You can Trust Me Again. Truly Yours with a

Claribel's Two Lovers
Claribel's Two Lovers by Claribel © The sound of heels on solid ground always makes me happy. Everything is stated by me three inch black boots. Power, naughtiness, respect. I'm twenty-two and work as assistant manager in an underwear and naughty gifts shop in Alexander's Arcade. There are about twenty other shops in there so we all get on well. I start work at half nice at my shop, 'Ruffs'n'Cuffs' but I'm normally dead on my feet until my first strong coffee. As I walk to work this crisp November morning I notice that one of the vacant lots is, well, not vacant but I thought nothing of it and carried on to work. I unlocked the door and let myself in, turning on the lights (and the kettle) and opening up. I was sipping my coffee happily when the security guard came in. "Hi Claribel." He smiled. "Morning Clive." I smiled back. Clive was three years older than me; he was about six foot, short brown hair, broad and reasonably attractive. We'd always got on well, had a laugh

Wal Mart Application
In case any of you need to complete an employment application, this may be of help. WAL-MART APPLICATION This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Walmart in Arkansas. They hired him because he was so funny..... NAME: Jack Buckley (Grumpy Bastard) SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate) DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place ? DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. ! REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

Dreams....
i was grabbing a black pink panther in my hand, it's beady onyx eyes were throwing daggers my way... boing! goes the yellow duck bellied snake with red polka dots, looking back as if taunting me... the man walking towards me suddenly opens his mouth exposing thousands of little anemone tentacles with little suction caps... a headless chicken with a singing voice, beats me..i wonder how is that possible too!! is doing the tango... smoking a big fat joint, a pink baby elephant flies around on the ceiling, with it's tail acting like a propeller, blowing smoke as it laughs like a baby... the one eyed cyclop is giving me the eye and i would have doubled over with laughter if it isn't for the fear that it's gonna clobber me up if i do... they all come after me and i am trying to fly and find myself go hippity hoppity hop and no matter how hard i tried, i just can't get off the ground...

The Indian
A huge Indian walks into a convinient store. "I need good condom" The cashier replies: "Here’s a pretty good one. This should be fine." The next day the Indian returns. "Me go ugh. Wive go ugh. Condom go CAPOW!" cashier: "Well here, try this one. It’s our heavy duty condom. This can stand up to anything." The next day the Indian returns. "Me go ugh. Wive go ugh. Condom go CAPOW!" cashier: "That’s insane! Here try this one. It’s made out of pure tire rubber. This thing could stand up to King Kong." The next day the Indian returns. "Me go ugh. Wive go ugh. Condom go ugh. Left nut go CAPOW!"

That's More Than I Thought It Would Be
You are 2% Christian Tsk, Tsk, and this whole time you thought you were right. You're probably in the list of people who voted for Bush.How Christian Are You?Create MySpace Quizzes

First Night
A guy on his wedding night in the hotel says to his new wife "geez, I never realized you had such big tits." The wife gets all upset and throws him out. While he is sitting in the hall another guy comes out down the hall. "What happened?" asks the first man. "Well" replies the other "I first saw my new wife naked tonight, and all I said was "Geez, I didnt realize you had such a big Butt..."then she threw me out. Just then a third guy comes storming out into the hall. "Hey" says the second guy "Did you put your foot in it as well?" "No" says the third guy, "But I bloody well could have."

Home Depot
HOME DEPOT Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor said, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks." The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The pastor went to the elderly couple and asked, "Were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?" The old man replied, "No problem at all, Pastor." "Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the pastor. The pastor went to the middle-aged couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?" The man replied, "The first week was not too bad. The second week I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights but, yes, we made it." "Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the pastor. The pastor then went to the newlywed couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?" "No Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the tw

The Fall...
i can see the fire lighting in your eyes, burning with intense desire that burns right through my soul... standing by the edge of a bottomless abyss, i would have let myself fall if i know i'd find you there...

I Love My Bullet Lmao
WHO NEEDS A MAN WHEN WE HAVE CREATED SUCH WONDERFUL PLAY TOYS LIKE THE BULLET LMAO I LOVE MY PINK BULLET ITS MY BEST FRIEND WHO NEEDS A MAN TO GET GRADIFICATION I GOT MY BULLET AND MY BBWCAJUNNYMPHETTE HEHEHEHEH WOOOOOHOOOO LOUSIANA LOOK OUT THE CAJUN BITCH AND THE YANKEE BITCH BACK TOGETHER ONCE AGAIN GOD HELP YOU! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFUKINHAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYTIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OK ON THAT NOTE BATH TIME NOW THE WATER IS RUN LOL

Lol
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him, he started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?" The drunk, still staring down replied . . . "I think I just b

I Saw A Rainbow Last Night...
he appears to me, with his long hair all wet and soft..he takes my hand and leads me to an open door, entwined with flowers of sparkling hues, fairies and fireflies dancing underneath a million stars, raining stardusts of purple, blue and gold to bathe us all...beyond the door i see a rainbow...amidst clouds of the softest cotton. he looks at me and guides me across the rainbow and what i find at the end of the rainbow isn't a pot of gold but a beautiful waterfall, cascading like the silky hair of a goddess, into a pool with gold and siver leaves twirling lazily on top. as he lays me down i feel soft strong hands lifting me up and i look into his face, the face of an angel..it won't matter if my life ends there and then, when he bends and presses his lips onto mine, i feel an angel smiles..,the sweetness of a kiss i've never known before...surreality takes over...then i wake up, alas, it's only a dream...

The Perfect Heart
One day a young man was standing in the middle of the town proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley. A large crowd gathered and they all admired his heart for it was perfect. There was not a mark or a flaw in it. Yes, they all agreed it truly was the most beautiful heart they had ever seen. The young man was very proud and boasted more loudly about his beautiful heart. Suddenly, an old man appeared at the front of the crowd and said, "Why your heart is not nearly as beautiful as mine". The crowd and the young man looked at the old man's heart. It was beating strongly, but full of scars, it had places where pieces had been removed and other pieces put in, but they didn't fit quite right and there were several jagged edges. In fact, in some places there were deep gouges where whole pieces were missing. The people stared -- how can he say his heart is more beautiful, they thought? The young man looked at the old man's heart and saw its state

It's A Wonderful Life
It's A Wonderful Life by 130260 © It's a wonderful life. I don't know how I've come to be here or how long I've been here. I don't know who I am or that I was anything other than what I am now. I have no knowledge of anything before here or of anything outside of here, except for him. I remember awaking here for the first time and feeling frightened when I became aware of the state I was in because it didn't feel right at first. I was bound up tightly and strapped down immovably on a kind of bed-platform. I was bridled, muzzled and masked. A dildo, suspended from a cradle spanning my pelvis, was inserted in my vagina. Tubes were also inserted in my rectum and my urethra. Another tube was attached to a small valve surgically implanted in my abdomen. Another tube was attached to the clear plastic facemask fixed over my nose and my gag. Electrodes were stuck in various places on my body attached to wires leading to a computerised control centre. Another cable was linked to the

Second Chances
I LOST MY FLESH AND BLOOD THAN I THOUGHT MY WORLD WAS DOOMED A FEW MONTHS LATER I FOUND HAPPINESS NOW I HAVE 2 AND A WONDERFUL MAN YES I STILL MISS MY FIRST BUT THE 2 I HAVE KEEP ME GOING I WAS TO THE POINT I WAS GONNA GIVE UP THAN GOD GRANTED ME A REASON TO LIVE MY CHILDREN NEED ME MORE THAN ANYTHING YET IT HURTS THAT THE ONE I NEED ISNT HERE I HAVE TO GO ON AND BE STRONG I DONT WANT MY KIDS TO BE SAD SO I KEEP GOING WITH JOSH BY MY SIDE ILL TRUDGE THROUGH MUDDY WATERS ILL CLIMB THE TALLEST MOUNTAINS ILL SWIM THE OCEANS I KNOW NOW THAT I HAVE A SECOND CHANCE I HAVE 2 CHILDREN TO RAISE UP RIGHT I HAVE TO SET AN EXAMPLE AND STAY POSITIVE FOR IF I GIVE UP SO DO THEY I DONT WANT MY CHILDREN TO LOSE OUTON LIFE I WILL TEACH THEM EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT BEING A FEMALE I LOVE MY CHILDREN VERY MUCH SO I THANK GOD FOR SECOND CHANCES

Crow On My Mind...
running down the dark corridor...fleeing from unseeing phantoms...my bare feet hitting against the cold stone floor...running in slow motion...crow on my mind... sitting by the fountain under the moonlight...half turning, expecting to see the unexpected..the night owl hooting its sad haunting hoots...crow on my mind... laying by the river...under the naked night sky...fingers making ripples on the silvery surface of the river...yearning for your gentle touch...crow on my mind... standing under the pouring rain...my arms wrapping around me...fantasizing the secret fantasies...kissed the imaginary lips that stirred my soul...crow on my mind... slipping into a sleepless dream...entwined my body with yours...the sweet gasps escaping my lips...as you entered my soul in pure ecstasy...crow on my mind...

The Rose...
a prick from the thorn draws blood ... bringing the finger to my mouth... i lick the crimson flow... the taste of rust on my tongue... touching the silky surface of the leaf... i remember the softness of your skin... as you lay there while i watch you sleeping... smiling like it's a secret you've been keeping... the velvety petals feel like your hair... as they brush against my face while you turn... with a smile that takes my breath away... as i lost myself in your embrace... burying my face in its fragrance...

The Baroness's "man Of Pleasure"
The Baroness's "Man Of Pleasure" by LadyWhiteWolf © "I trust that you enjoyed yourself at the ball. If I may say so, you look absolutely stunning in that gown. I'm sure that every eye was on your beautiful curves". My trained man, Evan said. I had chosen him above the other men from the town.. The men at the ball that I attended this night could not come close to cast a shadow on his inner shine. He has that "spark". The extra cut above average men, not only in looks, but also in a calm temperament. Tall, he towers well about my five-foot one inch frame. Shaved head and sparkling green eyes, the day he first came to my estate to inquire about the unusual position that I had advertised in the town. He made my inner juices flow, not to mention the fact that the mere sight of him caused my mouth to water. But I kept my thoughts and opinions about him to myself. It was only when he came to the estate to interview with me that I told him about the position and how well he would be comp

Stockholm
w000t. tomorrow at 7pm im going to Stockholm visit muh friends gonna live at Kim's place im so excited. i love the big city. im a city-gal im not supposed to sit around in a small town. i get to bored. well you wont even relice im gone ;) i will be online druing our days/you mornings when Kim is at work. you wont have to miss me ;)

If...
if i had seen the pain in your eyes, would it stop the tears? if i had feel the hurt in your heart, would it change anything? if i had listened to your silent cries, would it lessen the agony? if i had begged you to stay, would you still walk away? if i wasn't blind to your hurt, would you still stop loving me? if...what if...

Messenger
Hey yall if you would like to chat with me I have msn and yahoo chat. They are both jay_sac_kings so feel free to add me so we can chat. MSN is jay_sac_kings@hotmail.com. Look forward to hearing from yall.

Sun Sets...
incomplete sentences, unfinished paintings... mind's too tired to sieve through the sand of doubts... writing poems that don't rhyme, singing songs out of tune... a baby dies before it's eyes are opened... the thoughts buried before they're completely formed... the flowers wither before they're in full bloom... the love slaughtered before it's magic could touch one's soul... words are uttered without feelings, promises are made with no intentions of keeping... too numb to feel the pain, now my sun will set for one last time...

Something To Make U Smile
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large a collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. They share a bottle of wine and

How I Feel About Cecil
IT HURTS ME TO REMEMBER THE PAST I WISH IT WOULD GO AWAY SO I CANT LOOK BACK THINGS, THEY CHANGED WAY TO FAST WHAT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE LOVE FADED SO QUICK I WONDER HOW YOU FEEL DOES IT EVER HURT YOU TOOK AWAY SOMETHING MORE PRECIOUS THAN LIFE HOW COULD YOU DESTROY A FAMILY THAT MEANT SO MUCH DO YOU LAUGH AT NIGHT OR DOES IT HURT I KNOW FOR ME IM DYING INSIDE YOU MADE AN INNOCENT CHILD GO THROUGH HELL YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO BE A FATHER AS IF U CARED I CRY AT NIGHT WHEN I SIT BACK AND THINK I WONDER TO MYSELF HOW YOU COULD BE SO INSANE I LIVED THROUGH YOUR LIES AND THE BETRAYAL YOU TOLD ME YOU LOVED ME AND WOULD NEVER HURT ME NOW I WONDER INSIDE WHY DID I WASTE MY TIME YOU TOOK AWAY EVERYTHING THAT I ONCE LOVED YOU SLEPT WITH MY AUNT AND HAD MY DAUGHTER TAKEN WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU I MEAN WHEN WE FIRST STARTED OUT LIFE WAS GREAT HOW COULD YOU CHANGE SO FAST I BLAME MYSELF FOR FALLING FOR YOU BUT DAMN WHY DID YOU DO DRUGS AND RUIN HER LIFE SHES AN INNOCENT CHILD S

Let Me Hear Ya!!!!
Thanks Trisha for leaving your sweet southern voice on my voice mail. For everyone else, leave me a voice message!! Let me match the gorgeous faces with voices!! I'll return the favor!! Get yourself a snapvine voice mail box for your profile (unless you have a lot of spooky stalker traffic, then I wouldn't want you to have to suffer through creepy messages :P).

Screams
I stifle silent screams stuck between the layers of reality and fantasy like old record players Holding out for keeps not wanting to change too much even for peeps just too damn strange I stifle silent screams when I need a touch of the magic beams you flash so much I caress the knowing that you share with me as the winds are blowing thru me ecstatically I stifle silent screams of joy you place within as if I'll burst at seams in a world of joyous sin.

If................
If I were your lover you might be a porcelain doll to be touched tenderly treated in grand style If I were your lover I'd never forget to say sweet words of compliments then treat you just that way Being your lover brings lovely thoughts to mind such soothing images of the most striking kind No matter the day you'd be tops on my list not only upon leaving but returning with a kiss If I were your lover I'd praise the time with you and thank my lucky stars that you love me too.

God Bless Them One And All
i want to thank all the service people out doing their duty. and i hope others will join me and thanking you for your personal sacrifice thank you, GMM1 US NAVY got out in 1992 after 12 years of service

How Intelligent Are You?
How 'intelligent' are you? Your Result: Average You not the brightest of the batch, but you're not the dullest either. Reading and learning is okay, but there are definitely better things out there. 3.0?Smart Einstein-ish Below Average .....I hate to say it, but you're kinda .... Dumb How 'intelligent' are you?

Fishing
well been sick for 2 weeks so i went fishing insted of going hunting. caught alot of big catfish and a bunch of nice size bass. 4 and 5 pounders. hope to get back in the woods soon. but then with another 2 months left on the season im sure i'll get some.

And Yet Newest !
Sought and yet have never found One who does the heart impound And keep forever as there own Searching in the great unknown Need the touch and need to know If one can make loves seed grow And bind me to her with her kiss And keep me longing in eternal bliss To ache for her and her alone Let my love for her to be forever shown And hold her in my arms at night And feel her till dawn does light And never live in land of doubt For she’s the only I can’t live without A burning soul for her so true I have waited long and over due To get so lost inside those eyes I wonder if it would surprise That one could hold me without spoken word In her eyes would be all the love I’ve ever heard By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Why
If you don't see things The way I do That's okay I accept it Why won't U? I need to have answers I need to know why So I can move on And let things lie I'm not a little girl anymore I've been taught well I've learned a few things Why can't they tell Today it's okay? Tomorrow it's not? My thoughts just won't stop! I want to get away I can't I have to stay Some days I'm not bothered On others I'm pissed off I have no choice I have to deal with this loss I want to laugh I want to scream I want to cry I want to know why

Did She Sing?
She touched me seduced the deepest part raised to the heights placed passion, a la cart. Humming sweetly laid out as a buffet increased the volume in a most powerful way. Notes, ever more clear well placed on the scale. No longer background that band just sailed. Oh my, did she sing loudly but crystal clear leading that band to places far and near. Shamelessly, her song burst all out in a sizzle. Volcanic words erupting far beyond a drizzle. Jazz, rock, rhythm n' blues soul stirring powerful sound caressing me to heaven no longer a world around. Exploding passions crescendo came with a bong Oh my goodness, hallelujah, "She Sung Me A Love Song."

The Party
The Party by FireFighterNYC © The party had been going on for three hours to far, and I'd been bored out of my mind for two and a half. Boring neighbors circulated everywhere telling boring stories about their boring vacations and boring fish they had caught, and god knows what else. My wife was happily ensconced on a couch with three girlfriends from the building, and would happily stay there all night, leaving me to my own devices. Never mind that I didn't know any of these people, let alone want to know them. I sipped at my bottle of Magners – at least the booze was good, that was something – and looked around the room for the hundredth of time, searching for someone mildly interesting to converse with. It seemed like I smelled her scent before I saw her; a mix of sweet attar of roses with something autumnal, maybe pumpkin spice, a sultry mix that reminded me of romping in fields with Rosie Barnes when I was sixteen. Then she stepped into view, and I couldn't think of anythi

Fashion Parade
Fashion Parade by MrFadedGlory73 © In a couple of weeks I'm running a large party with a group of friends. The organisation side of things is hotting up and there is a flurry of activity in my social circle with all our friends getting ready for the party. On Saturday just past, my wife Samantha decided to go out shopping with her friend Erica to buy clothes for the party. The party is nominally black tie, but the 'understanding' is that it should be a place where people feel comfortable with a more sexy take on the theme. Samantha and I have known Erica since we moved back to London about 6 months ago. We met her through mutual friends at a 'welcome back' party and instantly had that connection with her where you know you're going to be close and firm friends. I can't deny that I thought she was attractive when we first met. Her parents were Spanish but she had lived in the UK all her life. She has deep green eyes, subtle pouting lips, chocolate brown skin and dark wavy hair t

Booty Call Application
BOOTYCALL APPLICATION Name___________________ Age____ Phone(____)__________ Occupation________________________________ Do you live with your parents Yes__ No__ Do you live with your significant other Yes__ No__ Height_____ Weight______ Gender(M/F)___ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)__ Other_________ How often do you want it (check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__ How long can you last (check appropriate answer) 1min __ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ All nite__ Do you like giving oral sex (Y/N)__ Which do you prefer (check appropriate box) One on one__ Threesome__ Group__ While having sex, *What do u do (check all appropriate answers) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat__ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__ Take Control__ Scratch__ Pull hair__ Bite__ Smack Booty__ Fake It__Go to sleep__ Watch tv__ Read__ Think of someone else__ *List three positions you like: 1.________

Oohh ! Ride On....
At the risk of making you blush or making you feel warm inside. Please know I have a thang for you and would love to share a ride. Would love to wrap my arms round your waist and hold tightly as we gallop to the sunset brave and gently bold. As each hoof reaches ground and I am bounced to the hilt I know I will be touching you making my passions get to tilt. Ride on mighty steed carry us to sensual bliss. Bounce my soul in ecstasy sharing with you like this.

Hanging At The Edge
We haven't touched ecstasy least not as yet, so far but please know I see it in the way I see you are. We haven't touched no not narry a single part, which would stir shudders in the crevices of our hearts. Oh, I hang at the edge tarry near to the rim those intimate yearings "were" kinda slim. But now I can't hide nor ignore what they do when I have my moments those yearns for you. You tingled my needs aroused my latent desire. Now the embers softly lain became a raging fire. No, need not say a word I'll just kiss your lips wander in the land of lust with little nibbling sips. Embrace you tenderly hold you close as I can with thoughts of loving you as your Poetic Blissful man. No, we haven't touched ecstasy least not as yet, so far. But please know I see it in the way I see you are.

This Is Me Poking Fun At Myself!!
Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene Im begging of you please dont take my man Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene Please dont take him just because you can Your beauty is beyond compare With flaming locks of auburn hair With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green Your smile is like a breath of spring Your voice is soft like summer rain And I cannot compete with you, jolene He talks about you in his sleep Theres nothing I can do to keep From crying when he calls your name, jolene And I can easily understand How you could easily take my man But you dont know what he means to me, jolene Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene Im begging of you please dont take my man Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene Please dont take him just because you can You could have your choice of men But I could never love again Hes the only one for me, jolene I had to have this talk with you My happiness depends on you And whatever you decide to do, jolene Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene Im begging

New Bbw Contest!!
send me the link to the pic ya want to be put in!! prizes for 1st-3rd place plus a tag for each!! lets get a real contest going!!!!no drama!!and the vote count is secret so there can be no cheating!! this is about the HOTTEST BBW not who has the most friends!!

Friend Adds
Well I decided to clean out my friends folder, for a few reasons. I have removed people from my friends list that I have never spoke too or who are not valid members or who have simply gone away. I still feel I might have more removing to do but we will see how this goes for now. I just found it was easier to accept friends requests than not too, and it makes it more difficult to keep intouch with people that I do really converse with. This is not some popularity thing for me to see how many friends I can have...good gawd in my real life if I have a couple great friends I feel blessed. I just rather be able to come on here and go comment to people I do chat with without having to sift through a bunch of pages looking for them... it just gets irritating after awhile...lol. The other thing I refuse to do is when someone comes to beg for ratings...I don't do it, and I find it very tacky when others do...lol I just want to chat with good friends, whether it be in sb, msn,ym or in he

Making The Grade
Making The Grade by Phrenetic_Ice © Young Cassandra looked with some satisfaction at the paper handed back to her. An "A" was inscribed there in red marker, followed somewhat enigmatically she thought, by "Please see me after class." Idly she flipped through the essay, revelling in the little compliments written in the margin. "Great use of metaphor," was one, "Excellent ironic overtone," another. Never mind that she had never intended a metaphor, let alone an ironic overtone, she pondered. If Mr. Jamieson had seen them, all the better for her. No, It was the hastily scribbled footnote, that had her curious. Maybe he wanted to save her paper as an example for next year's class? Shrugging, she packed up the rest of her belongings with everyone else, letting the happy if not eclectic Friday chatter swirl around her. Finally the bell rang and there was a frantic rush for the door. Cassandra longed to join her friends but she could hardly overlook the directive from her teache

One Of My Favorite Songs......
Some say love it is a river That drowns the tender reed. Some say love it is a razor That leaves your soul to bleed. Some say love it is a hunger An endless, aching need I say love it is a flower, And you its only seed. Its the heart afraid of breaking That never learns to dance Its the dream afraid of waking That never takes the chance Its the one who wont be taken, Who cannot seem to give And the soul afraid of dying That never learns to live. And the night has been too lonely And the road has been too long. And you think that love is only For the lucky and the strong. Just remember in the winter Far beneath the bitter snow Lies the seed that with the suns love, In the spring, becomes a rose. The Rose~~ has been recorded by several, but my favorite is Bette Midler's version.......

Mary The Sexatary
Mary the SEXatary by Wolf Bennington © "It's just another Halloween Costume Party," I was thinking to myself. I wouldn't even know very many people there. Most of the people at the party would be people my wife worked with and although I knew she was excited about some social time with them, I wasn't thrilled. Not that I didn't like some of them, but all of her workmates were women and their husbands were all... well, let's just say I'm not blue collar. Absentmindedly I wondered how many guys would be "in costume" as mechanics? I was dressed up, at my wife's insistence, as a corporate executive. To me that meant that my wife wanted me to wear a suit and tie for a costume party, but she added a nametag that identified me as the CEO of a major bank "to complete my costume". My wife was dressed up as a bar wench, complete with plenty of cleavage spilling out and nothing under her long skirt. I was hoping that she'd get a little drunk, talk about sex with all of her female friends,

And The Band Played On
And The Band Played On by OLDER AND BETTER © Lana is an outstanding singer, but her talents do not end there. She is 5' 6" tall with an hourglass figure. Her cute face attracts men like flies. Her jutting ass globes punctuate her slim, but well proportioned body. Her tits are not gigantic but well formed and firm with nipple that project from the globes when she is excited sexually. She has sung with the band for several years, becoming a star in the local area. She enjoys singing the oldies but goodies. Until recently she was the only vocalist of the band. This story starts when the band began to become more and more in demand. Their gigs were normally within a few miles of the city. Now they seemed to be drawn further and further away, with the monetary receipts becoming larger and larger. The demands for the band were not only for the upbeat band but also for Lana's ability to draw crowds wherever she sang. She was becoming more and more daring in her songs and beg

The List
THE LIST One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name. Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down. It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment, and as the students left the room, each one handed in the papers. That Saturday, the teacher wrote down the name of each student on a separate sheet of paper, and listed what everyone else had said about that individual. On Monday she gave each student his or her list. Before long, the entire class was smiling. "Really?" she heard whispered. "I never knew that I meant anything to anyone!" and, "I didn't know others liked me so much." were most of the comments. No one ever mentioned those papers in class again. She never knew if they discussed them after class or with their parents, but it didn't matter. Th

Make Me Believe~~martina Mcbride
Im still waiting Tell me you love me and make me feel it Convince me that your heart is true Dont say you love me if you really dont mean it Cause boy I aint nobodys fool. yeah Baby Im trying to find a place inside your heart Oh but its hard to start a fire without a spark If you wanna be the man that rocks me to my knees Baby just make me believe Cause Im still waiting Every night I bring you all my broken pieces But you just put them on your shelf Tell me why you put this wall between us And keep your reasons to yourself ah Baby Im trying to find a place inside your heart Oh but its hard to start a fire without a spark If you wanna be the man that rocks me to my knees Baby just make me believe You say you feel the same But my hearts full of doubt You say youll find the time So we can work it out But Im still waiting

A Royal Cure
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; metal, wood, stone, Anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, She will be cured." The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan. The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth. THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE. The first brought a sword of the finest steel. But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly. The second prince brought diamonds. He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in th

Haven't You People Ever Heard Of Closing The God Damn Door!!
I am back for a weekend of relaxation, and boy do I need it. Over the past 2 weeks I have been in 16 different states!! Mountains, valleys, small towns, huge cities, just incredible. And I'm looking forward to seeing the country. Now on the other hand, there a few things I'm NOT looking forward to. Well, I was at a rest stop in Virginia (I think), and I just wasn't expecting any of this. It was about 3 or 4 am, and I was tired, and needed to piss like a race horse (since I'm hung like one LMAO!!! :P). Anyways, I wasn't really that coherent so I wasn't paying attention to any "sounds" in the restroom. All of a sudden, I see two burly, redneck truckers.....one of em givin' the other one a blow job!!! WTF?!!? Needless to say, I found a nice secluded tree to pee on. Man, I've been a cab driver for 4 years, and have seen a lot of shit in my time as a driver. But damn, that takes the cake.....for now :|.....

If I Dont Make It To Heaven
If I don't make it to heaven I've been graced by what you do I've already had my blessings with the time I've spent with you. If I don't cross those pearly gates I have no reason to complain The years I've shared with you no less a soothing Spring Rain. If I fail to make it to heaven I have plenty to tell the folk I've been in my earthly Eden in bearing your loving yoke. If I don't make it to heaven I still will pass on a happy man. hoping to stay in your presence forever, thru eternity if I can. It won't rock my world if heaven locks its door cause loving you, to me has got to be a lot more

When I Miss You
When I miss the light you shine or the smile which beams so bright. When I miss how you fiddle over me or your visits in the middle of the night I close my eyes to see you. When I am lonesome for you or just miss you being around I can always figure a way to have you without ever a saddened frown. I close my eyes to see you. Matters not if its night or day I miss you when you're gone. If it be early in the daytime or right after the light of dawn. I close my eyes and see you. I miss you all the time a part of me stays with you but goodness if I could love thats is what I'd do. I close my eyes to see you.

Example Of My Writing
"The Case of Peter Roche and the Purloined Pigeons" I was staring out my office window, wishing it would snow - maybe then I could get into the holiday spirit - when she walked into my office. I quickly spun and stood. I extended my hand, showing her the chair. She was not a tall woman, shorter than my daughter who stood 5 ft, 5 inches. Her hair was a dark chestnut, beautifully styled. Her eyes were dark brown and showed signs she was crying. She nodded her head as she sat. “I need your help, Mr. Roche,” she began. “My name is Veronica Masters, and I need your help.” She held a tissue to her nose as tried to compose herself. Ms. Masters sighed and looked down at the floor, before looking up. She opened her mouth as if she wanted to say something, but she stopped. She brought the tissue to her left eye and dabbed at the corner. “What can I do for you?” I asked as I walked to the front of the desk. “I’ve lost something special to me,” she whispered as she lo

Today
As I sit and type, I just wonder if what I'm doing is right. I'm trying to write short stories, but I feel as if I'm going to be spinning my wheels. I never took a creative writing class, not in high school, not in college. Most of what I did take in college were computer classes. Yes, I was a geek! I can create programs in several computer languages - Pascal, FORTRAN IV, FORTRAN 77, and several BASIC sublanguages. I love to read, love to write, but I don't think what I am writing is good enough. Just my thoughts.....

My Eden
So many things I could say so much wish I could tell. There's specialness about you just like if a flower fell. You are a wonderful friend fact is I love you quite well. You brighten my heart's garden just like if a flower fell. Serenity beyond words always making me swell. Liken to a work of art just like if a flower fell. You reach the depths deep inside my soul's well So pleasant, sweet and real just like if a flower fell.

A Little About Odds And Ends.....
Ok, I think I will answer a few questions about me so everyone knows where I'm coming from.. 1. Yes, I'm single..I was married at one time almost 18 years ago.... 2.No, I don't have any kids..Music life and kids don't mix for me.... 3.No, I'm not into girls I feel women are very beautiful but I love a man to love... 4. I have chosen a single life.. I have dates..I don't need any new ones..I love people and like to talk to all kinds.. Most of my friends are males..Male's dominate the music world. This is the world I'm part of, this is why most of my friends are guys... 5.I'm self employed and don't have normal hours as most do ....You might see me online but somtimes the computer is just on and I got called away..If you shout at me and I don't answer this might be one of those times ...Sorry, I like to get back to everyone but sometimes I miss you. 6. Three week after leaving my band.. Prettier than Pink.. I was skating fell and broke my wrist..I have been waiting for

A Poem For Me Mudder
When Me Prayers Were poorly said who tucked me in me widdle bed and spanked me 'til me ass was red? Me Mudder Who took me from me cozy cot and put me on the ice-cold pot and made me pee if me could not? Me Mudder And when the morning light would come and in me crib me dribble some who wiped me widdle bum Me Mudder Who would me hair so gently part and hug me gently to her heart and sometimes squeeze me 'til me fart? Me Mudder Who looked at me with eyebrows knit and had a king-size fit when in me sunday pants me sh*t? Me Mudder When at night the bed did squeak me raised me head to have a peakwho yelled At me to go to sleep? Me Fadder

Are Good Girls And Loving Relationships Out Of Style Now Or Something?
I was just wonderin where all the guys that are lookin for a real woman have gone? well guys seem to look for the fast, easy or skanky way out. I don't get it but um that's just me I'm a little old fashioned - I just want the one guy to take care of and love and be with for the rest of my life and for some reason that is a joke ot most pple now a days. so if you have some feed back let me know ^_^

The Start Of A Swinging Life
The Start of a Swinging Life by tonyjosie1 © It was one of those casual mid week deals. Our new neighbors had gotten settled and invited us over for a glass of wine and conversation one Wednesday evening. We met them a month or so earlier at a house warming and ever since been exchanging what we call "The Neighborhood Benediction", those drive by waves and smiles we all exchange around here. Of course I had a few conversations with Andy – the male member of the household – as we took care of outdoor chores, and found him interesting and likeable. Julia greeted us at the door that evening with a big smile. She wasn't especially pretty, but when she smiled the room just lit up. We – that is, Barbara and I (I'm Jack) learned they, like us, had two active careers going. Even more surprising is we all had bandages on our arms: we were all frequent blood donors and happened to do that deed again that very day -- we missed seeing each other at the Red Cross Donor Center by less than

My Appetite
Her probing prolongs the need to wallow a few moments more. Her tongue entangled in my mouth foretells what might be in store. Matters not the time the lateness of the hour. When she touches me like that no doubt she's got the power. Body shivers, mind goes awry lapsing into a passionate abyss and she drives me closer to ecstasy with her delightfully probing kiss. Each touch from her moves me closer to rapture. The lapping does so arouse sure to wrest me in her capture. I give in, entrust my soul she's the envoy to love's door. I might be spent from this episode but my appetite craves for more.

Fake Ass Friends
Why is it that when you need people most they are complete ass holes and don't really give a damn. Everybody who I was once close to and would do anything for me have completely turned against me. They told me they would stick by me no matter what fuckin decisions I made. Well I made my decision and that's to be with the one I love, JAMES! So fuck all you stupid people who swore you would stick by me and now won't have a god damn thing to do with me. It's funny that your my best friends until I do something with my life that you don't like. I've never turned my back on you when you needed me. No matter what it was for. So the next time you need me, don't come crying to me. I can't be friends with fake people. All of you can go shove it. Yes I know I'm being rude but I rightly don't give a damn anymore. That means all of you so called friends in fuckin Petoskey. You're all pretty much nothings in my book now. Thanks a lot for nothing. And by the way, you're my "so called sister" and no

Sexy Eye Contest I Guess I ...
im sry no one told me it was suppose to be comments i have 100 votes though i was doin good but found out threw a bulitan that he post it is suppose to be comments oh well im sry friends u voted if u wanna go leave me comments on that contest plz do as many as u like doesnt matter one women has over a thousand ahhhh!!!! here is the link i belive it ends tonote ty so much my friends for givin me the 100 votes i luv u all much !

Im So Pissed Off Right Now
MY BROTHERS SO CALLED FRIEND STRAIGHT UP HURT MY MOMS FEELINGS TODAY AND THEN ON TOP OF THAT SHES TRYING TO REPLACE MY SISTER WHO DIED WHEN I WAS 8YR OLD AND THEN ON TOP OF THAT ONE SHES TRYING TO DRIVE A WEGE BETWEEN US AND MY BROTHER CUZ SHES TRYING TO GET HIS MONEY AND TO TOP EVERYTHING OFF SHES TRYING TO TELL EVERYONE THAT IM JEALOUS OF HER.FUCK THAT UGLY ASS NASTY HOE I HAVE NO FUCKIN REASON TO BE JEALOUS OF THAT.IM CLASSY AND MY FAMILY COMES FIRST AND HELL NONE OF MY FRIENDS COME OVER HERE.AND SHE ONLY WANTS SOMETHING TO DO WITH MY BROTHER WHEN ITS FUCKIN CONVENIENT FOR HER RETARDED ASS.AND SHE HAS THE FUCKIN NERVE TO TELL MY BROTHER THAT IM JEALOUS OF HER.FUCK THAT .THAT BITCH DONE GOT ME STARTED MAN.IM ANGRY AS HELL AND IF I SEE THAT BITCH OR SHE CALLS MY HOUSE IM GOING OFF ON HER RETARDED ASS.IM NOT PLAYING.I TRIED TO BE NICE TO HER LAST NIGHT BUT AS SOON AS I TURN MY BACK SHE RUNS AND TALKS MAD SHIT ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK FUCK THAT HOE.

Your Presence
Your presence fondles me touches my sensitive soul reaches out and massages like fingertips of gold When you enter my sight always a fluttering feel the radiance you bring peaceful and so still Even when you are not within my senses sight thinking of you is warmth chocolate on a cool night. Your presence fondles me caresses my every part manipulates my senses penetrates deep into my heart.

Candles 101
Early candles were made of vegetable waxes produced from plants such as bayberries, candelilla leaves, candletree bark, esparto grass, and various varieties of palm leaves such as carnuba and ouricury. They were also made of animal tissue and secretions, such as spermaceti(whale oil), ambergris, and beeswax (insect secretions). Sometimes entire animals such as the stormy petrel and the candlefish of the Pacific Northwest were threaded with a wick and burned as candles. Tallow candles were made of sheep, cow, or pig fat. All these candles were rather crude, time-consuming to make and smoky. Of the two kinds of candle fuel, beeswax was considered the better since it burned cleaner than tallow and had a lovely odor compared to tallow's rancid, smoky smell. Being scarce, beeswax was expensive. Only churches and the wealthy could afford beeswax candles. By the 17th century, European state edicts controlled the weight, size and cost of candles. In 1709, an act of the English Parliament

A Soldiers Reply!
This is a letter written by a marine in response to Kerry's insult on them. Enjoy and repost if you feel the notion: Yesterday John Kerry said, "You know education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well, and if you don't, you get stuck in Iraq" So I wrote him a letter: I am a Sergeant in the United States Marine Corps. I am currently on my second tour in Iraq , a tour in which I volunteered for. I speak Arabic and Spanish and I plan to tackle Persian Farsi soon. I have a Bachelors and an Associates Degree and between deployments I am pursuing an M.B.A. In college I was a member of several academic honor societies, including the Golden Key Honor Society. I am not unique among the enlisted troops. Many of my enlisted colleagues include lawyers, teachers, mechanics, engineers, musicians and artists just to name a few. You say that your comments were directed towards the President and not us. If we we

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Goonies!!!!
Which Goonie r u? MouthYou are Mouth, you are adorable, But very mischievious. You're cool, and full of charm, everyone loves you except those who know you, and even then, you get some lovin'Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com

Exploration
The idea raises some nicities a strong bond building fast concerns seeking answers is there a chance it will last. The intensity is stronger still with each trip to a well's dip as I crave and yearn even more to taste you starting with lips. So much could be said but little can change the need I have learned to have with you now keeping it is what I plead. Your passions are shared with mine we have the same burning fire every visit is a learning trip as we both "Explore the Desire.

Clandestine Rendezvous
Clandestine Rendezvous by melissamd © We met online, how very shady. No one ever wants to admit that, and really, we're not admitting it either, as we're the only two who will ever know. The plan is an anonymous hook up. We've gone so far as to decide to meet at a hotel rather than bring our home life into it in any way. I couldn't take my eyes off his picture when he sent it to me. I thanked God, wondering what I had done to deserve this hottie. We started talking and quickly realized we were both very open about sex. Talking about it, discussing what we liked, what we'd done...at the end of every conversation I was dripping wet, and ready to have a go at this guy. We moved from email to instant message, which felt more intimate and immediate. Him jacking off some nights as we typed...me always wanting to but waiting until we signed off. However, we've never talked on the phone. We thought about phone sex, but then we decided it would be even more intense, more anonymous if w

Back With My Girlfriend
Well, I'm back with my gf. now. She will be here on the 18. Hopefully we will live happily ever after. I'm not sure what her reaction to this place will be. So if I'm not online much anymore, I'm probably not dead. ( Unless she's killed me or something. lol ) I don't think she will care too much. I have two other places I'm at, and she knows that. The other two places are for standing on my soapbox, and to keep intouch with the friends I know. This place will still be another place for my soapbox. But I'm sure any flirtatious behavior will die down. I don't think she will have a problem with this place cuz it's not like I will be going out and haveing somekind of romantic relationship with the people on here. Never really can tell though with people. They can get all irrational and shit. I guesse only time will tell.

The Consummation
The Consummation by golden smog © Scotland: 1557. Margarete's Bleeding Time was nearly ended. She lay beside Robert in their bed, feeling both relieved and anxious. She would be glad to bid goodbye to cramps and fatigue, but she was beginning to feel the familiar apprehension growing in her belly. Three weeks after her marriage to the Laird Robert, she was still virgin. She had approached her marriage bed with some fear, but also with courage. Her husband's unexpected behavior had turned these reasonable emotions into unreasoning frustration. For some obscure motivation of his own, Robert, (whom she had good reason to know was possessed of a healthy lust towards women,) had not attempted to consummate the marriage. He had been consistently kind, courteous, even engaging, but he maintained, lightly, that they would have plenty of time, that there was no hurry. This wholly incomprehensible conduct had left her frustrated and suspicious. Her brother's arrival from Franc

If Tomorrow Never .....
If tomorrow never comes I've lived my happy days you've made life wonderful with your loving ways. I couldn't be more sated in just how it all came out. Loving, sharing, spreading showing little doubt. If tomorrow never comes yet, I count this day. I can not complain in how you've loved me your way. Feel so grateful being with you as if I'd been love's special crumbs. There's a lasting smile beaming even if tomorrow never comes.

Proud Cocksucker
Proud Cocksucker by Zgirl874 © I absolutely love to suck cock, and I'm never happier than when I have my lips wrapped around one. My mouth waters just thinking about giving head! Naturally, this causes me to have a lot of visitors. My favorite position to suck cock is on my knees. I love sucking no matter what, but I feel like such a naughty little slut that way, plus I can grab onto the guys ass and really take it in. It gets me so hot to be a submissive bad girl. After unzipping a guys pants, I take a second to admire his dick. I love the way they look pointing at me, wanting me to kiss and lick them. They feel so good to hold and play with. I start by licking the tip gently, making little circles all the way around with my tongue. The guys breathing gets a little heavier and I know he wants more. I continue making circles, but move my tongue down so I'm licking the tip to the middle now. He's getting more excited, wanting me to close my lips on it and really suck, but

More About Me
K guys, I dont have all the pics saved to my computer..so the only one I can really post here is the one I have up. If you would like to know more, or see more pics of me and my kiddo--you can at myspace url. I know, I know this place is better, but I am so used to myspace and the only pics I have are there. Later everyone. URL: http://www.myspace.com/andrea_dawson

Poker Fun
Poker Fun by milfdiaries © Stories from Amelia: I was in my home bar room the other night playing poker with some friends. After a little flirtation and a few drinks I started feeling frisky. Everyone had gone home except one special friend. I moved over to sit next to him and put my hand on his thigh and offered him a shot of goldschlager. I licked my lips and parted them slightly with a sexy grin. My green eyes demurely blinked and I poured the sweet liquor into a shot glass. I gave him a sexy smile and inserted this glass between my voluptuous breasts. He smiled wryly and placed his hands on my waist. Leaned in to lick a taste of the fluid, wet his lips with it and brushed his lips against mine. I licked my lips and tasted the wicked flavor of this intoxicating liquor. With our mouths just centimeters away from each other I could feel his warm sweet breathe on my lips. I looked into his eyes and saw them flash a wicked shade of green and he looked down at my breasts

Holla !!
You make me wonna holla maybe even jump and scream. The way you love me, woman can only be called supreme. The magic of your touch like a heavenly spark and oh, my love, your kiss just like a lightning arc. I tremble in your arms when we make love like that. All the dreams I ever had now are truly called a fact. I need only to repeat love your arms round my collar and all those joyous screams damn, you make me wonna holla

For My Baby Rhonda A Song About How I Feel
A hundred days have made me older, since the last time that I saw your pretty face A thousand lives have made me colder and I don't think I can look at this the same But all the miles that separate They disappear now when I'm dreaming of your face I'm here without you baby, but you're still on my lonely mind I think about you baby, and I dream about you all the time I'm here without you baby, but you're still with me in my dreams And tonight, there's only you and me The miles just keep rolling, as the people leave their way to say hello I've heard this life is overrated, but I hope that it gets better as we go I'm here without you baby, but you're still on my lonely mind I think about you baby and I dream about you all the time I'm here without you baby, but you're still with me in my dreams And tonight girl, there's only you and me Everything I know and anywhere I go It gets harder but it won't take away my love And when the last one falls, when it's all said a

Gone Innocense
She walks in a drunken stuper. She has just left a awesome party. She feels herself fall to the ground. Someone has forced themselves on her. She screams and none hears. As the pain seers through her body,tears fall from her face. When it is all over he hits her unconcious thinking she is dead. She wakes in so much pain. She tries her best to drag herself to the street for someone to help. The lights come fast and in an instant she is dead. Hit by a semi truck. Even tho she died, they found the rapist who sent her to her death, But the odd thing was they never found her body. Some say she still drags herself across the highway searching for help. This was a dream wierd huh. till next time

Freedom Cost Remember That?
YOU KNOW BEING A SOLDIER AND NOT KNOWING WHEN YOUR LAST DAY ON EARTH WILL BE. IF ANYBODY YOU WRITE A LETTER OR TELL AS MANY PEOLE YOU LOVED THEM OR A GUY YOU WANTED TO BE WITH YOU LIKE OR THE SAME WITH A GUY TOWARDS A WOMEN. WHAT WOULD YOU SAY. WHAT WOULD YOU FEEL. WHEN YOU LAY YOUR HEAD DOWN AT NIGHT DO YOU NOT KNOW IF IT WILL BE UR LAST. THE SAME WHEN US SOLDIER GO TO BATTLE. FEAR SWEAT ADRENALINE AND HOPING THAT BOMB OR GRENADE OR STRAY BULLET OR ENEMY SNIPER DOESNT KILL YOU POINT BLANK IN THE HEAD OR BLOWS A ARM OFF OR A RPG(ROCKET PROPELLED GRENADE) GOES THREW UR STOMACH OR UR IN THE AIRBORNE AND THE BLACK HAWK OR FIGHTER JET GOES BEHIND ENEMY LINES OR SMACK IN THE MIDDLE OF BAGHDAD IRAQ WHERE MOST OF THE REBEL AL-QUEDA OPERATIVES AND GUERILLAS FIGHT TO KILL YOU. WHAT IM SAYING HERE IS LIVE EACH DAY AS IF IT WAS YOUR LAST CUZ IN THE END WE CAN ONLY DEPEND ON 1 THING AND THATS DEATH. YOU CANT DECIDE HOW LONG YOU ARE ALIVE OR WHEN YOU DIE. AND IN THE END THATS WHERE IF UR A BELIVER

Invoking Nature
Each plant, animal, rock, and other entity has a spirit (consciousness resonance matrix). These spirits can join together, in a hive-mind, as a spirit of an area. Nature spirits include real biological intelligences, are psychically powerful, and are much less abstract and controllable than the Elementals that many magical people who perform all of their rituals indoors are familiar with. They can be extremely powerful allies. It is possible to sense nature spirits, to determine if they are receptive to a ritual planned, and to have them actively participate in magical workings if they are. CALLING NATURE SPIRITS: To make the most out of working magical ritual in the wild, one should find power spots where nature spirits are receptive to the ritual planned and approach the spirits with respect, as equals. In my experience, the most effective power spots for working with the living intelligences of nature are located in wild areas with diverse, active ecologies. When entering a w

I Get To Watch?
I Get To Watch? by giudo2848 © Since the parts didn't come in I had absolutely nothing to do all day, so I went home. Then I decided to surprised Lainey at work. When I got to her job they told me that she went on a break. I looked out into the parking lot and could see her car way in the back, she is probably out there having a smoke. When I get about 15 feet away I can see that her car is empty, then I look at the car next to hers and I notice a man is sitting in it with his eyes closed, in his lap he has his hands on the back of someones head holding down while he pumps his hips, damn he looks like he is pumping some slut's mouth full of cum! I step back a little so I won't be seen, then the woman sits up wipes cum off her face and licks her fingers, that is when I notice it is my wife!!! And then I realize I have a huge hard on! I am standing there in shock, my mouth wide open, going through a million emotions, then Lainey turns around and sees me! I turn and head

Easy Santa Fe-style Stuffed Peppers
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 40 min Makes: 4 servings 1 lb. ground beef 1 pkg. (10 oz.) frozen whole kernel corn 1-1/2 cups TACO BELL HOME ORIGINALS Thick 'N Chunky Salsa 1-1/2 cups cooked MINUTE Brown Rice 4 large bell peppers, cut in half lengthwise, seeds removed 1 cup KRAFT Shredded Colby & Monterey Jack Cheese PREHEAT oven to 450°F. Brown meat; drain. Stir in corn, salsa and rice. PIERCE peppers with a fork or sharp knife; place in 13x9-inch baking dish. Fill evenly with meat mixture. Cover with foil. BAKE 20 minutes. Uncover; sprinkle with cheese. Continue baking 5 minutes or until cheese is melted. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Size-Wise Your guests will love the Southwestern spin on this classic entree when you serve it at your next dinner party. Substitute Substitute frozen LOUIS RICH Pure Ground Turkey, thawed, for the ground beef. NUTRITION INFORMATION Nutrition (per serving) Calories 550 Total fat 23g Saturated

Fool's Cake
1 lb. extra lean ground beef 1/2 cup TACO BELL HOME ORIGINALS Thick 'N Chunky Medium Salsa 1/2 cup frozen corn 1 medium carrot, grated 1/4 cup dry bread crumbs 4 medium potatoes, peeled, cut into quarters 1 cup small cauliflower florets 1/4 cup milk 1/4 tsp. salt PREHEAT oven to 400°F. Mix meat, salsa, corn, carrot and bread crumbs until well blended; press evenly into 9-inch pie plate. BAKE 30 minutes or until meat is no longer pink. Meanwhile, place potatoes and cauliflower in large saucepan. Add enough water to completely cover vegetables. Bring to boil on medium-high heat. Reduce heat to medium-low; simmer 20 minutes or until vegetables are tender. DRAIN liquid from vegetables. Add milk and salt to vegetables in saucepan; mash with hand masher or electric mixer until light and fluffy. Spread over meat mixture to resemble a frosted cake. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Great Substitute For variety, prepare as directed using ground chicken, ground pork or thawed frozen L

G&d&me
G&D&Me by tabbyjjkitty2 © *** Please Note: This is purely a work of fiction. *** I'm in the kitchen preparing a dinner. We're having guest over, my husband's brother. I've never met him before. It's summer so I have on a tank top and little skirt. My high, brown, HH breasts are squeezed together, barely contained by the distorted fabric. My husband, G, has on a t-shirt and a decent pair of sweat pants - way casual. He's a big man. 6'3" thick, broad shoulders, barrel chest, meaty, muscley arms, the best thighs I've ever seen on a man. His intense blue eyes are either laughing, piercing or fascinated in his kind face that is framed by thick wavy red hair, a million freckles. Even his feet are nice looking, seriously. And he's got a pert tight little butt - shockingly round fro a middle aged white man. God, he's hot! so his belly's a little softer than it should be, give the man a break, he's in his mid 40's and has a high stress job. His brother ,D, comes to the front door. G

Mini Meatloaves To Swedish Meatballs
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 1 hr min Makes: 4 servings from meatloaves and 4 servings from meatballs FOR TODAY: 1 jar (12 oz.) beef gravy, divided 1 cup water 2 lb. ground beef 1 pkt. (6.25 oz.) STOVE TOP Stuffing Mix for Beef or Chicken 2 eggs, lightly beaten FOR TOMORROW: Reserved gravy from yesterday's recipe (about 1-1/4 cups) 1/2 cup BREAKSTONE'S or KNUDSEN Sour Cream 16 meatballs, reserved from yesterday's recipe COOK TODAY: Mini Meatloaves PREHEAT oven to 400°F. Pour 1/4 cup of the gravy into large bowl. Stir in water. Add meat, stuffing mix and eggs; mix lightly. Cover and refrigerate remaining gravy for later use. DIVIDE meat mixture in half. Shape half of the meat mixture into 2 oval loaves on foil-covered baking sheet. Shape remaining meat mixture into 16 meatballs, each about 1 inch in diameter. Place, in single layer, on another foil-covered baking sheet. BAKE side by side, 20 min. Remove meatballs from oven; set aside. Bake meatloaves a

Crappy Friends...
Can anyone explain to my why some people are just fucking assholes? I let 2 of my so called best friends move in with me. One of which, i didnt know was moving in untill he showed up at my house with all his stuff. Nither of them really any payed rent or bills(i got 60 bucks from them) and they barely helped out with house work. So why am i the bad one for kicking them out?? I thought friends weren't suppost to use each other?

Pasta Masquerade
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 35 min Makes: 6 servings, 1 cup each 1 lb. extra lean ground beef 3 cups water 1 medium onion, grated 1 medium carrot, shredded 1 medium zucchini, shredded 1 jar (26 oz.) spaghetti sauce 3 cups rotini pasta, uncooked 1 cup KRAFT Shredded Mozzarella Cheese BROWN meat in large skillet. ADD water, vegetables, spaghetti sauce and pasta. Bring to boil. Reduce heat to medium; simmer 20 min., stirring occasionally. STIR in cheese just before serving. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Substitute Use a different bite-sized pasta shape for a different look. Creative Leftovers This dish is perfect for lunch the next day. Or, cover and freeze it for another time. NUTRITION INFORMATION Nutrition Bonus: This low-calorie, low-fat meal will quickly become a family favorite. It also provides more than 1/2 cup of the recommended 2-1/2 cups of vegetables per day. Diet Exchange: 2-1/2 Starch,1 Vegetable,3 Meat (L) Nutritio

Tangy Fiesta Salad
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 20 min Total Time: 20 min Makes: 4 servings, 3-1/2 cups each 1 lb. extra lean ground beef 1 pkg. (10 oz.) frozen corn, thawed 1 pkg. (1-1/4 oz.) TACO BELL HOME ORIGINALS Taco Seasoning Mix 1 bag (10 oz.) torn romaine lettuce (about 10 cups) 2 large tomatoes, chopped (about 2 cups) 1/2 cup KRAFT Mexican Style Shredded Four Cheese 1/2 cup KRAFT Thousand Island Dressing 1/2 cup sliced green onions BROWN meat in large skillet; drain, if necessary. Stir in corn. Add seasoning mix; prepare as directed on package. PLACE lettuce on large serving platter. (Or, divide evenly among four salad plates.) Top with the taco meat, tomatoes and cheese. DRIZZLE with dressing. Sprinkle with onions. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Special Extra This main-dish taco salad provides 1-1/2 cups of the recommended 2-1/2 cups of vegetables per day. Make Ahead Prepare meat mixture as directed; cover. Refrigerate up to 24 hours. Reheat just before serving, then use to a

Cat And Mouse Games
Cat and Mouse Games by WhiteWave48 © Written from an original true story outline by TomNGerri I have to say right now that I love my wife, Gerri, and even after the years have rolled along with children and all the usual things of married life, I never cease to find her incredibly sensual and erotic. Somehow we still manage to push aside the demands of a rushed daily existence and make time to enjoy each other, to explore our fantasies. Once in a while, of course, we get to try something a little different – something new – and I'm reminded then of those very special, almost innocent moments in the past when we would find ourselves venturing into a thing for the first time. * The Card Game. For the past few days, my wife and I had planned on an evening out with a friend of ours named Dave who is also a co-worker of mine. We've known Dave for quite a long time and we're very comfortable around him, so both of us were looking forward to spending the evening in his c

Moon Names
Colonial American January: Winter Moon February: Trapper's Moon March: Fish Moon April: Planter's Moon May: Milk Moon June: Rose Moon July: Summer Moon August: Dog Day's Moon September: Harvest Moon October: Hunter's Moon November: Beaver Moon December: Christmas Moon Chinese January: Holiday Moon February: Budding Moon March: Sleepy Moon April: Peony Moon May: Dragon Moon June: Lotus Moon July: Hungry Ghost Moon August: Harvest Moon September: Chrysanthemum Moon October: Kindly Moon November: White Moon December: Bitter Moon American Indian (Cherokee) January: Cold Moon February: Bony Moon March: Windy Moon April: Flower Moon May: Planting Moon June: Green Corn Moon July: Ripe Corn Moon August: Fruit Moon September: Nut Moon October: Harvest Moon November: Trading Moon December: Snow Moon American Indian (Choctaw) January: Cooking Moon February: Little Famine Moon March: Big Famine Moon April: Wildcat Moon May: Panther Moon June: Wi

Lean Beef Tacos
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 5 min Total Time: 28 min Makes: 5 servings, 2 tacos each 1 lb. extra lean ground beef 1 pkg. (16.35 oz.) TACO BELL HOME ORIGINALS Soft Taco Dinner 3/4 cup water 1/2 cup KRAFT 2% Milk Shredded Reduced Fat Four Cheese Mexican Style Cheese 1 cup shredded romaine lettuce 1 large tomato, chopped 1/2 cup BREAKSTONE'S FREE or KNUDSEN FREE Fat Free Sour Cream PREHEAT oven to 425°F. Brown meat; drain. Add Seasoning Mix and water. Bring to boil. Reduce heat to low. Simmer, uncovered, 10 min., stirring occasionally. MEANWHILE, fold each Tortilla over crumpled piece of foil, pressing to hold taco shell shape. Spray each side of tortilla with cooking spray. Place on 2 baking sheets. Bake 7 to 8 min. or until golden brown. Let cool on baking sheets 5 min. or until crisp. SPOON meat mixture into tortillas; top with cheese, Taco Sauce, lettuce, tomato and sour cream. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Great Substitute Prepare as directed, using KRAFT 2% Milk Shred

Fantasy Story
Fantasy Story by angeleyes819128 © It was a rainy night, and I was home all alone. It was kind of scary, but I decided to take a shower. I undressed myself quickly, slowly running my fingers over my pink nipples, giggling and moaning to myself playfully. Pulling the shower curtain shut, I turned on the water, which was spraying all over my clammy skin. Putting my fingers on my vagina, I rubbed it and washed it. Tonight I felt like a bad girl. I was so glad I had bought that dildo. Mm, that big dildo..waiting for me on my bed. After my shower, I excitedly skipped over to my bed and dropped my towel. Lying back, I fantasized this to get me wet: A big, buff guy is running his hands over my thighs. I beg for his big, swollen fingers to be in my tight little pussy. He obediently slides them in, pressing his thumb against my clit hard. Moaning with ecstasy, he presses harder and pounds his fingers in... By now, I'm starting to masturbate. Thinking of that same guy, shoving his

F.i.s.t Inc's Mini Gathering
F.I.S.T Inc April, 20 2007 at THE HIVE F.I.S.T Inc's MINI GATHERING PART 1 Not Available, TULSA, Oklahoma Cost: 15.00 LINE UP COMMING REAL SOON !!!!!!!! F.I.S.T Inc April, 21 2007 at THE OTHERSIDE PART 2 OF THE JUGGALO MINI Not Available, TULSA, Oklahoma Cost: 15.00 LINE UP COMMING REAL SOON !!!!!!!! TIXS FOR BOTH SHOWS ARE 25 BUX SO YOU SAVE 5 BUX

Burrito Bake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 45 min Makes: 6 servings 1 lb. lean ground beef 1 pkg. (1-1/4 oz.) TACO BELL HOME ORIGINALS Taco Seasoning Mix 3/4 cup water 12 TACO BELL HOME ORIGINALS Flour Tortillas 1 can (16 oz.) TACO BELL HOME ORIGINALS Refried Beans 1 cup KRAFT Mexican Style Shredded Cheddar Jack Cheese PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Brown meat in large nonstick skillet on medium-high heat; drain. Add seasoning mix and water. Bring to boil. Reduce heat to low; simmer 10 min., stirring occasionally. PLACE 4 of the tortillas on bottom of greased 9-inch pie plate. Cover with half each of the refried beans, meat mixture and cheese. Repeat layers once. Top with remaining 4 tortillas. BAKE 30 min. or until heated through and cheese is melted. Cut into wedges to serve. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Round Out The Meal To complete this main dish, serve burrito wedges topped with shredded lettuce, chopped tomato and salsa. Sliced fruit makes an easy dessert. Great Su

Honey,edit Me
Oh my goodness my words you touched put your heart in it made me so blushed. Tossed out commas contractions too I didn't give a damn cause it was you. Oh, how you moved those words in and out you thrilled me so I could've just shout. You even massaged my quotation marks each time you did created sparks. Just edit me, honey remove a whole line take it out, put it in your touch is so fine. And when you remove an "ing" oh, my, my I hear bells ring. Just to see you put words in a bracket rockets my senses like a ball hit by a racquet. Just edit me, honey snatch anything out you got the power you got the clout. Never felt this way got to give you credit you know what to do when you start to edit. Got a whole pile here have at it at your will erase, pull out, whatever give me that editing thrill.

One-pot Salsa Beef Skillet
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 5 min Total Time: 27 min Makes: 4 servings 1 lb. lean ground beef 2 cups water 1 cup TACO BELL HOME ORIGINALS Thick 'N Chunky Salsa 1 pkg. (14 oz.) KRAFT Deluxe Macaroni & Cheese Dinner 2 cups frozen corn 1/2 cup KRAFT Mexican Style Shredded Cheese 1 green onion, chopped BROWN meat in skillet; drain. Return to skillet. STIR in water, salsa and Macaroni. Bring to boil. Reduce heat to low; cover. SIMMER 10 min. or until macaroni is tender, stirring twice. Add corn and Cheese Sauce; cook 2 min. or until heated through and blended. Ladle into bowls. Sprinkle with shredded cheese and green onion. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Healthy Living Trim 70 calories and 10 grams of fat per serving by preparing as directed, using extra lean ground beef, KRAFT 2% Milk Shredded Reduced Fat Four Cheese Mexican Style Cheese and KRAFT Deluxe Macaroni & Cheese Dinner Made With 2% Milk Cheese. Try our healthy living version of One-Pot Salsa Beef Skillet. Variati

One Pot Beef And Rice Skillet
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 5 min Total Time: 20 min Makes: 4 servings 1 lb. lean ground beef 2 cups water 1/4 cup KRAFT Italian Dressing 1/2 tsp. dried oregano leaves 3 cups chopped broccoli 2 cups MINUTE White Rice, uncooked 1/2 cup KRAFT Shredded Cheddar Cheese BROWN meat in large skillet; drain. ADD water, dressing and oregano. Bring to boil. STIR in broccoli and rice; cover. Reduce heat to low; simmer 5 min. or until rice is tender. Sprinkle with cheese. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Substitute For a different flavor base, substitute KRAFT Greek Vinaigrette Dressing for the Italian dressing and ATHENOS Traditional Crumbled Feta Cheese for the Cheddar cheese. NUTRITION INFORMATION Nutrition (per serving) Calories 470 Total fat 20g Saturated fat 8g Cholesterol 85mg Sodium 300mg Carbohydrate 42g Dietary fiber 3g Sugars 2g Protein 30g Vitamin A 15%DV Vitamin C 50%DV Calcium 15%DV Iron

Watch Me
Watch Me by ListenHere © You told me you wanted to watch. But not only did you want to watch me masturbate, you wanted to be in control. Okay by me. I love being your sub and you know it. "You have to do everything, exactly as I say, okay?" you asked. "Of course, master." I replied obediently. "Undress completely" was your first command, to which I was happy to oblige. You watched as I slowly unbuttoned my blouse and slid it off my shoulders. A smile crossed your face. Your attention was focused on me as I pulled my pants down slowly. You continued to smile and began to bounce with excitement. I reached my hands around to my back and unhooked my bra. You gasped as I pulled the silky material away from my large boobs. You couldn't help but reach out and give them a good squeeze once they'd been set free. And I couldn't help smiling feeling your hands on me, knowing your excitement was growing. I put my thumbs into the waistband of my panties and gracefully moved them

Better-than-ever Beef Enchiladas
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 20 min Total Time: 45 min Makes: 4 servings 1/2 lb. extra lean ground beef 1/2 cup chopped green peppers 1/2 cup chopped red peppers 2 cups TACO BELL HOME ORIGINALS Thick 'N Chunky Salsa, divided 1 cup KRAFT 2% Milk Shredded Reduced Fat Sharp Cheddar Cheese, divided 2 Tbsp. KRAFT LIGHT DONE RIGHT! Zesty Italian Reduced Fat Dressing 8 corn tortillas (6 inch) 2 Tbsp. chopped fresh cilantro PREHEAT oven to 400°F. Cook meat and peppers in large nonstick skillet on medium heat until meat is no longer pink, stirring frequently. Add 1 cup of the salsa; simmer 3 to 4 min. or until peppers are tender. Remove from heat; stir in 1/2 cup of the cheese. SPREAD 1/4 cup of the salsa onto bottom of 13x9-inch baking dish. Brush dressing lightly over both sides of tortillas. Stack 4 of the tortillas on large sheet of waxed paper; wrap tortillas in waxed paper. Microwave on HIGH 20 to 30 sec. or just until warm. Immediately spoon 1/3 cup meat mixture down cente

Are You A Democrat, A Republican Or A Redneck?
Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Redneck ? Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following situation and question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock 40 cal, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? Democrat's Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety bu

"public Service Announcement."
(Hey fellas, listen up) *********************** Y'all keep asking why so many women run to me. Well, it's time to let you know how to keep them happy. You see, first of all you've got to make it right. Treat her as if she is the only one in sight. Make sure you listen know everything she mentions. The only way to do that is to give undivided attention. Too many of them quickies. You sleep, smiling like you pleased. She, wallowing in frustration from not more than a tease. Then you wonder why she eventually locates me. Word spreads fast about where women can get a good spree. Go ahead, laugh, chuckle; where's "your" woman tonight? Ah huh, got you wondering now. Is everything at home alright? To hell with that toilet seat use it and put it back down. If that's part of the problem I'd say somebody's acting like a clown. What? Call me that! Ok, go ahead call me Master. I ain't no Don Juan and for sure not Quixoti. What I am is a gentleman

Easy Italian-style Chili
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 30 min Makes: 6 servings, 1-1/3 cups each 1 lb. ground beef 1 jar (26 oz.) spaghetti sauce 2 cups water 2 cups medium-size pasta shapes, any variety, uncooked 1 can (15 oz.) kidney beans, drained, rinsed 1 medium onion, chopped 1/3 cup KRAFT 100% Grated Parmesan Cheese, divided 1 Tbsp. chili powder BROWN meat in large saucepan; drain. ADD spaghetti sauce, water, pasta, beans, onions, 1/4 cup of the cheese and the chili powder; stir. Cover; cook on medium heat 10 to 12 min. or until pasta is tender, stirring occasionally. SPRINKLE with the remaining cheese just before serving. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Great Substitute Prepare as directed, substituting 1 lb. Italian sausage for the ground beef and/or cannellini beans for the kidney beans. Make it Easy Omit meat, spaghetti sauce, beans, onions and chili powder. Cook 2 cans (15 oz. each) chili, with or without beans, in large skillet on medium heat until heated throu

Lightning Crashes
lightning crashes, a new mother cries her placenta falls to the floor the angel opens her eyes the confusion sets in before the doctor can even close the door lightning crashes, an old mother dies her intentions fall to the floor the angel closes her eyes the confusion that was hers belongs now, to the baby down the hall oh now feel it comin' back again like a rollin' thunder chasing the wind forces pullin' from the center of the earth again I can feel it. lightning crashes, a new mother cries this moment she's been waiting for the angel opens her eyes pale blue colored iris, presents the circle and puts the glory out to hide, hide Music Video:LIGHTNING CRASHES (by Live)Music Video Code provided by VideoCodeZone.Com

How Many Times Will You Hurt Me
How many times will you hurt me. will you always lie. will you always tell me i am the one when i know deep inside your with others. how many times will you hurt me. you tell me you love me yet you do things that show otherwise. you say you want me but you do things that prove other wise. how many times will you stab a knife through my still bleeding heart. will you always be this way. will you always let me down will you always tell me you love me and it be a lie. why why why do you hurt me like this.

Chimichangas
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 55 min Makes: 4 servings, two pouches each 1 lb. ground beef 1/2 cup finely chopped onions 2 cloves garlic, minced 1 tsp. dried oregano leaves 1 tsp. crushed red pepper 8 TACO BELL HOME ORIGINALS Flour Tortillas 6 oz. VELVEETA Pasteurized Prepared Cheese Product, cut into 8 slices 2 cups oil 1/4 cup BREAKSTONE'S or KNUDSEN Sour Cream 1/4 cup finely chopped fresh cilantro BROWN meat in large skillet on medium-high heat; drain. Add onions, garlic, oregano and crushed red pepper; mix well. Cook until onions are tender, stirring occasionally; drain. PLACE 1/4 cup of the meat mixture and 1 VELVEETA slice in the center of each tortilla. Fold in all sides of tortillas to completely enclose filling; secure with toothpicks. Place in single layer on baking sheet; cover. Refrigerate 20 min. HEAT oil in large saucepan on medium-high heat. Add tortilla pouches, two at a time; cook 5 min. or until golden brown. Drain. Remove toothpick

His Homecoming
His Homecoming by godigurl © She searches for the oven mitts hoping the cookies wont burn before she finds them, meets her best friend for coffee, has a less than encouraging conversation with her mother on the phone, and watches a half hour of mindless chatter on television between her daily chores...It is a day like many others but she doesn't complain; she does all these things with a sense of pride and purpose that few would understand. She finds joy and contentment in keeping her home and preparing her mind and body in the service of her Master and His homecoming which draws closer as each hour passes. Four o'clock She opens the shower door and turns the water on and undresses; the steam rises and she steps inside. This is a ritual that is never rushed but thoroughly enjoyed. Lathering the cloth she cleans and polishes her skin with meticulous care and when finished, she notices her image in the full length mirror...she lingers there and wonders what must go through her

Savory Beef Empanadas
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 40 min Total Time: 1 hr min Makes: 6 servings, 2 empanadas each Empanada Dough 1 lb. ground beef 1/4 cup chopped onions 1/4 cup chopped green peppers 3 slices OSCAR MAYER Smoked Ham, finely chopped 2 Tbsp. KRAFT Zesty Italian Dressing 2 Tbsp. tomato sauce 2 cloves garlic, finely chopped 1/4 cup chopped fresh cilantro 1 cup oil PREPARE Empanada Dough as directed; set aside. Brown meat in medium skillet on medium heat; drain. Add onions, peppers, ham, dressing, tomato sauce and garlic; mix well. Reduce heat to medium-low. Simmer 10 min., stirring occasionally. Remove from heat. Stir in cilantro. Set aside. SHAPE dough evenly into 12 balls, using about 2 Tbsp. of the dough for each ball. Flatten each ball into 6-inch round. Spoon about 1/4 cup of the meat mixture onto center of each round. Moisten edges with water. Fold dough rounds in half to enclose filling; press lightly on tops to remove any air pockets. Seal edges with fork. HEAT oil in lar

Kurt Cobain Memorial
Well I am a huge fan of Nirvana. Actually more Kurt Cobain than Nirvana and even though it has been 12 years going on 13 since his death and even though I dont really remember what was going on when he was around it still devastates me to this day. Personally i think Kurt Cobain was murdered, now some people either A. Dont Give A Shit or B. Say "dude just get over it he is dead." I will try to post as much information as I can on Nirvana, Kurt Cobain, and the other members as often as I can. For my first "entry" I strongly encourage anyone who reads this to go visit www.justiceforkurt.com it contains tons of evidence supporting his murder and even has a copy of the "suicide note" along with a diagram of the room he died in. Secondly if you want to see some good pictures of Kurt or anyother member www.cobain.com is a good site too. Hasta la bye bye.

Tired
I am so tired of the lies on top of lies. why cant you be faithful and true. why cant you be honest. why must you lie and lie to me. you say trust in me and believe in me, but why should i when you hide to make calls to certian people. when you lie to me at every turn. what have i ever done to you . not a damn thing but help you and wait on you. i am so tired i dont know how much more i can take how much more i can handle before i loose my mind. i cant sleep, i cant eat this is killing me you say trust me believe in me, well give me a reason to trust in you to believe in you. give me something other that the lies and bull. i am so tired. i dream and when i do its nothing but of the lies you tell. im am so tired of this game.

My Di
My Di by Just Plain Bob © The bookmakers in Vegas would have laughed at you if you would have asked for odds on it happening or they would have just said, "Maybe a billion or a billion and a half to one." But happen it did and I'm sitting here at a table with my wife and I'm watching disaster walking straight toward me. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Back in May I had received a phone call from a guy I used to work with. "You ready to leave Michigan yet?" "Why? What's up?" "The company I'm working for is looking for a few people with your qualifications. How does $3800 an month to start sound?" "About $900 a month more than I'm getting now." "And that ain't all bud. Fully paid health insurance, nine paid holidays, one week's vacation after one year, two after two and after five you get three. Throw in profit sharing and a company matching 401k and would it sound like something you might be interested in?" "Who do I have to kill?" "I'll send you an ap

The Troll-tear
A Children's Story of Samhain by D. J. Conway The night was very dark, with a Full Moon hanging in the cloud-filled sky above. The air was crisp with the feel of late Autumn and the doorway between the worlds was wide open. Carved pumpkins sat on the porches of the houses in the little town, and the laughter of children dressed in costumes could be heard from the streets. It was a sad time for Beth as she climbed the little hill behind her house. In her arms was her cat and friend Smoky, carefully wrapped in his favorite blanket. A little grave was already dug on the hill, waiting, for Smoky had died that day. "Do you want me to go with you?" Beth's father had asked. "No, I want to go by myself," she answered. "I dug his grave beside MacDougal's at the top of the hill." Beth clearly remembered when their dog MacDougal had died after being hit by a car. Beth stopped at the top of the hill and knelt beside the little grave. She carefully laid Smoky's blanket-wrapped form

It's All Good
it's over ppl i am out of all this drama that was surronding me so i am looking for love again hope i can find a decent guy this time anyways thanks to all the support of my friends on c/t thru this tough time of mine love you all

Feelings
In my half sleep stupor I can feel you nearby A soft song being sung a whisper passing by. I feel your history love you need to give. All of life's passion at your loving will. Nothing less than amazing we met at the time we did. No longer need I shun feelings nor keep them hid. I can pour out my soul cry if I feel the need. For the love we share planted from heaven's seed.

Fireplace Magick
The fireplace has long been regarded as the magickal portal of a home. It was through this opening that Witches were said to fly away on their broomsticks, and in modern mythology it is the opening through which Santa Claus comes and goes. The fireplace once was the center of home life. In it food was cooked, clothes washed, and by its light, families gathered to visit and tell stories. Due to its vital importance, people developed ways to protect the fireplace, such as tossing a handful of oak leaves, cloves, holly, rosemary, frankincense, cinnamon, or nettles onto the already smoldering fire. Setting a Witch's besom (broom) near the fireplace or crossing the andirons were also ways of blocking negativity from entering the house. Keeping a cauldron boiling on the hearth was another. Some fireplaces were decorated with three concentric circles above the opening. This probably harkens back to a very old belief that the Triple Goddess protected any home wherein a fire was kindled. Th

Let Me Die
I done nothing but offer you friendship and you have done nothing but offer me a hard time. I never do anything right. I never do enough. YOu set evil on me at every turn. What have i ever done to you but offer kindness to you that you set the hounds of hell on me at every time. My wakeing moments are consumed with worry over what you will send after me next.

Brand New ... Like A Minute Old
If I get the right inpriration these write themselves ! LOL Soft and gentle curves to love Make this guy a prisoner of Hot desires to take and hold Thoughts to be far to bold Brazen lust at her form Drive to feel her body warm Give her pleasure beyond the mind She stirs the fires that leave me blind To any other there ever was seen Knowing What I like my sense is keen Rock my world and make me yours to keep I pray this before I go to sleep Take me and let me be your man Of your beauty I am a fan Of your eyes that I loose myself in I know my desires deep within And now you spark the flame does burn I look at you my heart does yearn To know how you feel and taste your lips To go down and give you pleasure at your hips To make you feel all that is good and true Flaxen haired angel I now long for you By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Cord & Knots
Cord Magic Many Witches and covens work Cord Magic. For Cord Magic you will need a cord that is nine feet in length (three times three; the perennial magic number). This is sometimes called a cingulum. The cord is red in colour (the colour of blood, the life force). It is best to make your own by taking three lengths of silk (or wool, nylon, or whatever you prefer – though natural materials are preferred) and yourself plaiting them into one. As you plait, concentrate on putting your energies into it so that it becomes another part of you. Like any other tool used for magic workings. No one else should ever use your cord but you. Tie a knot at each end to keep it from unraveling. Make sure it is nine feet long. Consecrate the cord and when done. You can use words to this effect “Here do I present my Cord for your approval ………. (use which deity that you chose), would that it henceforth may serve me as a tool, in the service.” Some traditions use their cords tied about their robes a

Death
If you're reading this Then I finally did it I'm sorry I didn't say goodbye There was no time Understand I was stressed Living day to day was hard And I gave it my best But there was nothing left For me in this world To convince me to stay Now I'm long gone away Don't you do that Don't you start your tears Just remember all the time we spent over the years Never cry Never think bad to me What's done is done and that's the way it had to be I need you to be strong for me Say your prayer everyday in my memory I'm sure it's helping me To earn my feathers To get some wings And a halo and a harp and angelic things And even though I'm gone And outta sight Never worry about me I'm alright You only saw the outside Never knew what I was feeling Now everyday you lay in bed staring at the ceiling But you don't see me no more You can fill your heart with memories And things from before But everybody got a purpose in life To survive when the sunrise You gonna li

My Graphics
ok, after looking around rating & commenting peoples pics i see my graphics are like childrens art. i am not saying childrens art is bad, just saying for an adult my graphics do not compare to the custom graphics of others on here. i have no formal training, i have taken no classes & cannot afford the latest, greatest software to make the really cool graphics.

Druids Zodiac
Druids Zodiac Dec. 23-31...Cygnus...A swan flying swiftly southward; leaving the crystallization of matter, seeking the Spring of spirit...Oriented toward organization, business, politics, conciliation, mergers, coordination, management. Key word: Organization. Jan. 1-10...Delphinus...A Dolphin comes to the surface to breathe...controlled emotions...Emotionally strong, adaptable, persistent, tireless workers, capable of great self sacrifice. Key word: Martyrdom Jan. 11-20...Pisces Australis...A fish drinking the water flowing from the cup of Aquarius...Develops own plan...readily contacts interior planes, natural ability to make the idealistic concrete. Powerful imagination, should develop own plans. Key word: Idealism Jan 21-30...Equuleus...Head of a horse with a flowing mane...Enthusiasm...Follow their own ideas, know human nature, progressive, alert for the unique. Should be among people, enthuse others in advanced ideas and methods. Key word: Originality Jan 31-

Good Times
JUDGE GRANTED THE IMMEDIATE REMOVAL FROM FOSTER CARE TODAY AND THE IMMEDIATE RETURN OF BABY TRISTONTO HIS BIOLOGICAL PARENTS TODAY.....AT 11:00AM EAST COAST TIME..THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR LOVE AND SUPPORT...WE COULDN'T HAVE DONE THIS W/O YOUR PRAYERS AND LOVE AND SUPPORT THANK YOU ALL WHO LIT CANDLES AND SUCH IN SHOW OF YOUR SUPPORT AND POSTED AND REPOSTED ALL OF MY BULLETINS..THIS WILL BE THE LAST UPDATE UNTIL WE GO TO COURT TO SUE THE STATE FOR DAMAGES..PLEASE REPOST THIS SO THAT ALL WILL KEEP INFORMED TODAY AS WE ARE ALL SPENDING EVERY MINUTE ON LINE AND ON THE PHONE CATHCHING UP WITH OUR BEAUTIFUL GRANDSON

The Green Man
Just who is the Greenman? In the Brittish Isles and most of Europe, a Pagan Deity of the woodlands usually represented as a horned man peering out from a mask of foliage, usually the sacred oak leaves. The Green man, sometimes called 'Green Jack', 'Jack in the Green', and 'Green George', represents the spirits of the trees, plants and foliage. He is attributed with the powers of making rain and fostering the livestock with lush meadows. He appears often in medieval arts, including carved church decorations. In the Spring Pagan rites, Green George, as he is known then, is represented by a young man clad from head to foot in foliage, who leads the fesival procession. In some festivals, Green George, or an effigy of him, is dunked into a river or pond in order to ensure enough rain to make the fields and meadows green. As the woodlands deity, the greenmans shares an affinity with the forest-dwelling Fae (green being the fairy colour). In some locations in the Brittish Isles the f

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I'm trying to deal with it Being different and all that Invisible broken wings are fixed on my back Pitch black your outta sight your outta mind Who you don't see now, your gonna forget overtime Let's rewind now how your wings got broke Maybe it's because you took life for a goddamn joke I can't eat, causin' panics in the streets Everybody runnin' you can see the axe comin', call us Outcast we the strange on display But little do they know I give a fuck what they say I represent all the killas and people who lost faith Heaven's a journey and hell's just around the way Where it's at Just around the way Heaven's a journey but hell's just around the Muthafuckin' way

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Chapter 2 Three pairs of eyes narrowed curiously at a dark carriage in front of their home. As they drew closer, Aurora stopped mid-step and debated going farther. She knew the carriage. It was that of the leader of the Cerean Clan, and her father, Dominik Solen. Seeing his carriage was never a good sign. The fact that it was there at all set her on edge. “We can always turn back and claim that we got lost on the way home,” Bryant suggested with shifty eyes. Natara shook her head with a wry smile. “Something tells me they would see through that ruse.” Aurora nodded solemnly. “Yes, they would know better. They would also expect better of us. We cannot have them thinking that we have spent the last twelve years of our lives out here practicing only to lose our way.” Bryant sighed and conceded to the truth of her words. “What could Master Dominik want out here at this time of night anyway?” “Yeah, I would have thought your father would be

Song/poem Deppends On How You Read It Lol
baby when i look in your eyes i look deep into your sole where i find the true meaning of love and passion i take you by the hand and bring you into my arms so i could hold you tight and baby all i can think is told hold you in my heart for the rest of my life

Where Should You Spend Your Summer
This is right on target since when I was growing up, I spent all summer at my parents beachhouse! You Should Spend Your Summer at the Beach You're a free spirit who is always thinking of new ways to have fun. And you don't just love summer... you live for it. So, you really should blow off your responsibilities and head to the beach! Where Should You Spend Your Summer?

Pissed Off
beat in the head stabbed in the heart by the friends you once cared and loved and you would do anything to keep your friendship goin but finding out that your friends are backstabbers throws your life into whole new world called hell

Duh..
...Signs of the Times... Spotted in a toilet of a London office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.. In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT.. In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS.. In a London office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY, PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN.. In a London office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD.. Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS.. Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR.. Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR.. Notice in a field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FO

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Yeah im excited because i just cleaned my horribly messy room yesterday. And i organized last night. Then i couldnt fall asleep so i did the dishes and cleaned the stove and cleaned the entire bathroom.. Yeah theres something wrong with me. But hey then it just makes it that much easier to move when i want to.. yeah i feel great! But i just thought id tell you all how much of a clean freak i can be. Good thing im too tired to finish the rest of the house. But i do have to get goin so i can help out my brother an fix up his room... Then its meatloaf tonite! Later peoples! GIVE ME A CALL AND ENTERTAIN ME PLEASE!!! ILL PAY YOU WITH COMMENTS AND RATINGS!!!

Wisdom ?
This is the road to enlightenment... 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact just fuck off and leave me alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire. 3. The darkest hour is just before dawn. So if you' re going to steal your neighbour's milk, that's the time to do it. 4. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any. 5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 6. No one is listening until you fart. 7. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. 8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 9. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments. 10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you hav

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FOR $1,000.....Would you... A man strides into a bar wearing a long trench coat and carrying a closed box. He walks up to the bar places the box upon it. He then opens the trench coat, revealing not only that he is buck naked but also very erect. He then opens the box and removes a large turtle, at least a good ten pounds or so in weight. He brings it near his pecker and when it gets in reach it clamps on to his pecker. He then releases the turtle from his hands, and it hangs above the stools that line the bar. He walks up the length of the stools and back again, not saying a word. When he reaches the point from which he started, he smacks the turtle on the head, causing it to release his pecker from its grasp. He puts it back in the box, closes his trench coat, and turns to the rest of the patrons of the bar. "I'll give any man who can do that $1000," he says. Then, from the back of the room, a really scrawny, dorky, feeble looking guy stands up and says, "I'll do

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two profiles with same pic....funny how he was on one and since posted bulletin he is now not on either.......why protend u r someone u are not, can we say grow up and get a F*****G life. and those of u whom do not know how to speak up get u'r head outta u'r azz and maybe we wldn't have so many god damn fakes on here. ryno@ CherryTAP theman@ CherryTAP

Mom Recieves A Letter From Scout Camp..
...LETTER FROM SCOUT CAMP... Dear Mom, Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and are worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for Chad when it happened. Oh yes, please call Chad's mother and tell her he is okay. He can't write because of the cast. I got to ride in one of the search and rescue jeeps. It was neat. We never would have found Chad in the dark if it hadn't been for the lightning. Scoutmaster Dan got mad at Chad for going on a hike alone without telling anyone. Chad said he did tell him, but it was during the fire so he probably didn't hear him. Did you know that if you put gas on a fire, the gas will blow up? The wet wood didn't burn, but one of the tents did and also some of our clothes. David is going to look weird until his hair grows back. We will be home on Saturday if Scoutmaster Dan gets the

My Soul
What Your Soul Really Looks Like You are a warm hearted and open minded person. It's easy for you to forgive and forget. You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds. You see yourself with pretty objective eyes. How you view yourself is almost exactly how other people view you. Your near future is calm, relaxing, and pretty much what you want. And it's something you've been anticipating for a while now. For you, falling in love is all about the adventure and uncertainty. You can only fall in love with someone who keeps you guessing. Inside the Room of Your Soul

Women And Dicks
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm. 4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem. 3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks. 2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement. 1. Repeat number 9......

You Make Me Whole
I HAVE BLOOD IN MY VEINS AIR IN MY LUNGS MY HEART BEATS MY BODY MOVES I HAVE FOOD THAT I EAT WATER I DRINK A BED I SLEEP IN A CAR I DRIVE CLOTHES I WEAR BUT ITS YOUR LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP THAT MAKES ME WHOLE

Ways To Avoid A Speeding Ticket..
...HOW NOT TO GET A SPEEDING TICKET... First of all, it's important that you know what a speeding ticket is: a speeding ticket is a piece of paper that a police officer gives to you if you have been driving faster than the legal limit. It is NOT a ticket that allows you entrance to a moto-cross show. Speeding tickets come with hefty monetary fines and usually and increase on your car insurance premium. You do not want a speeding ticket. There are several different options to follow to not receive a speeding ticket. ...OPTION #1: Do not drive faster than the legal limit... This is the most effective method of not receiving a speeding ticket. It is also the most boring. If you are a big boring baby, than take this advice. I hope you like happier people zooming past you at delightfully exhilarating speeds on the highway/freeway/byway/speedway as they live fulfilling lives of not being in their cars quite as much as you and waiting longer to leave home and getting where the

Why My Marriage Is Failing
I think I know why my marriage is failing. We got married when she was young and we should have waited. Also because I'm a loser. I have never benn able to enjoy anything good for a long time. I thought things were fine but then I had a fight with cancer and I won. But I have been at home cause of being on ssi and watching the kids and taking care of the house. I can't stop crying cause of how I feel about her. I have never loved someone as much as I do her. I've had 3 kids with an x and 2 with my wife and I love them all. I want us to be together cause I love her and cause the kids deserve to have their parents together. I know we can take care of them apart but it will never be a family unless we are all together. I'm scared of loosing my family. I don't want to loose that or my wife that I love more then life itself. I would die for her if it meant she could live. I don't want her to meet someone else I couldn't handle that if she did.I would would hurt forever unless we

A Little Babies Pain
THIS IS SOOOOOOO SAD! A Little Babies Pain I am but a babe not yet born, my mommy has a decision to make that has her torn. she needs to decide to keep me or the drugs, the drugs can get her high, but I can give her hugs. I'll never run out on her and my love won't cost a dime,she can overcome this one day at a time. All she has to do is have the willingness, turn it over to god and he'll guide her through the rest. If she keeps doing drugs I'm almost certain to die, I wonder if she feels the tears from my little baby eyes. My mommy chose the drugs it's so sad to say, just like my life began it ends today. My mommy will cry for days to come, it's too bad the drugs kept her from meeting her son. Someday we'll meet when the time is right, but we'll meet in death instead of life. I would have brought her happiness if only given the chance, she would have seen my love for her in one tiny baby glance. 1999 By: Jennifer Lawson

Blonde Sends Letter For A Job Posting..
How to git a jog..oops J-O-B.....in tough economic times: Deer Sir, I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting. I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited. I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. .hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr. Sinseerly, Peggy May Starlings PS : Becauze my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb. (and of course, the employer...after seeing the pic, hired her regardless of her spelling and educational background, lol)

Life As A Marine..
...Farm kid's letter home describes life as a Marine... Dear Ma and Pa: I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before maybe all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m., but am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing. Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, and stuff, but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food. But tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you till noon, when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't w

Broken...
Stinging eyes.. Tears falling.. Hearts breaking.. Love lost... Can you see my pain? Can you hear my sorrow? Don't ignore me! I'm real.. I'm here.. Look at me.. See me.. Hear me.. I'm broken... Written By: Interesting Soul

Finally
a star shines brightly across the northern sky the wind blows across the fields time stands still delivering hope a time a time when things of the past are gone love is a sweet perfume that breathes down my neck destiny frozen i ghost a life i know where i am who i am and where to go finally

Things Girls Need To Understand When In A Relationship
Another thing I got from a friend. THINGS GIRLS NEED TO UNDERSTAND WHEN IN A RELATIONSHIP -When we ask you what you want for your birthday/anniversary/Christmas/Kwanza/Whatever, don't say "Nothing" or "You don't have to get me anything." We might take it literally. You're a girl. There's SOMETHING you want. And you know damn well it's bullshit...if we don't get you anything, you'll be pissed. -We hate chick flicks. If you plan on putting us through one, you better be ready to watch something with explosions, decapitations, and boobs next time. It's only fair. -Yes, our eyes do wander. Ladies, we're gonna glance at other women now and then. We can't help it. Just cuz we're on a diet don't mean we can't look at the menu... -We don't care when you have a ladies' night out. Don't get pissy when we have a dude's night out. We need time away from you. It's not that we don't enjoy your company; it's that we don't need it ALL the time. And if you need US all the time, you either need be

Our Friendship Will Last Forever
May our friendship last forever; May I sail upon your sea. May we go through life together; May there always be a "we." May I be your endless sky; May you breathe my gentle air. May you never wonder why Each time you look for me, I'm there. May we be for each a smile Like the warm, life-giving sun; Yet when we're in pain awhile, May our suffering be one. May we share our special days, The happiness of one for two; And if we must go separate ways, Let my love remain with you

Feelings, A Poem I Wrote
I feel the madness creeping in I'm losing my grip again The voices whisper in the dark Planting doubts in my heart Fear becomes my only friend Panic the only emotion I can show Rocking myself in a corner My arms wrap around my knees Tears stream down my face I can't take the pain Why is this happening? Who am I today? How did I get here? Lay down in my empty bed Thoughts jumbled in my manic head No sleep will come tonight I wait patiently for the light Alone, I'm always alone No one loves me I know I don't deserve love I've done horrible things Smoke another cigarette Take something to ease the pain Make it though another day Tomorrow I'll change I'll be better, sane Why does my mind play this game?

(not So)secret Points
ok, i keep on finding new ways to give & get points.... rate & comment stash is another way i have found to gain points.... there was another way... but i have forgotten, though i posted about it somewhere....

True Friends
Written with a pen Sealed with a kiss If you are my friend, Please answer this: Are we friends or are we not? You told me once, but I forgot. So tell me now and tell me true, So I can say, I am here for you. Of all the friends I've ever met, You're the one I won't forget. And if I die before you do, I'll go to Heaven And wait for you. Show your friends how much you care. Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND, including the one who sent it to you. If it comes back to you, then you'll know you have a circle of friends. Ok, Friend Send this to............. 0-2 peeps you are a Bad friend. Booo!!! 3-5 peeps you are an OK Friend 6-10 peeps you are a Great Friend!

Every Man Wants To Have Sex First
I got this from a friend. AP. 24~ every man wants to have sex first; Whether he wants a girlfriend is something he thinks about later. By not giving him what he wants up front, you become his girlfriend without him realizing it. Men like the game that women find maddening. Picture the following scenario: A red blooded American male is watching a Super Bowl game in which the score is 47 to 3. That's not very exciting, right? But, if he's watching a Super Bowl game that goes into overtime-now he's on the edge of his seat for three hours. His team triumphs and he starts screaming: "Yes! Yes!" His favorite idol is now spanking everyone else on the rear while breaking out the drinks for the celebration. Ten years later, if you were to ask him what the game winning final play, he'd describe it as though it happened yesterday. The same thing happens when a woman gives herself over slowly. He becomes much more excited about it. This may sound "old school", but rest assured it is advice

You Know Your From New Jersey When.....
You Know You're From New Jersey When... You've been seriously injured at Action Park. You know that the only people who call it "Joisey" are from New York (usually The Bronx) or Texas. You don't think of citrus when people mention "The Oranges." You know that it's called "Great Adventure," not "Six Flags." You've ordered a hard roll with butter for breakfast. You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven. You've eaten at a diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3 am. Whenever you park, there's a Camaro within three spots of you. You remember that the "Two Guys" were from Harrison. You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery. At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen, and you know what town Jon Bon Jovi is from. You know what a "jug handle" is. You know that a WaWa is a convenience store. You know that the state isn't all farmland. You know that there are no "beaches" in new Jersey - there's "