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I Decided To Stay :)
i'm going to stay on CT, but i won't be on as much as i use to. like i said, i have a cult on VF that needs major attention. i lost 2 of my staff members (including my co-owner) so i have to be there to bring it back to life. besides, i have alot of awesome friends on here i'll miss to much. thank you all for being here for me.
I Hate
I hate fat people who say they love everyone... they dont "spread hate" of course not... you need frineds... you know whats wrong with people now days every one is too /politically correct... if you hate someone or something... dont be afraid to say it! stop hiding and crying people stand up and speak out... the great thing about america is that we can do that... people die in war so you can SPEAK YOUR FUCKING MIND!!! START SPEAKING!!!
Me In The Uk Rave Scene 1990- 2006
my story!!!!!!!!!!!! Category: Music welcome to the original detonator robbie dees page Current mood: bouncy Category: Parties and Nightlife yo welcome(",)all to my new page im happy that youve all come..... detonation boulevard events are my baby and i run them with my good friend keaty. ive been in the uk rave seen for a very long time and winning "best oldskool mc" was the cherry on the cake.... please feel free to leave your blog.........your all welcome xxx MC Robbie Dee - The Original Detonator Interview 1997 In the early nineties, Robbie D dominated the scene. By May '92, Robbie was flying, literally. At Fantazia Summertime at Matcham Park, Bournemouth, he was put in a harness and hoisted up over the 16,000 strong crowd of stunned ravers below. This was the big time. The rave scene had been detonated. Robbie D started MC'ing at the tender age of 16, before the rave scene as we know it was even established. Robbie was bang into hip hop at the
Women
Here's to women, women are the most beautiful of all creations, women are as delicate as a flower, but when needed they are as tough as nails, women have have the power to cast a spell on men that will have us running butt naked down the street in the rain, so here's to the beautiful, down to earth, independent, women in the world, Black, White, Indian, Asian, Ect. we love you all, now if you'll excuse me, i have to go running, it looks as if it's going rain.
Hello
Hello everyone. As the rain dribbles down outside, I sit here and think about my life. Life is a gift that needs to be experienced to the fullest and appreciated every day. It shouldn't be taken for grantedbecause life is too short. I spent too many years not being truly happy and not enjoying myself. Now I'm almost 40 years old and I finally understand that I should make the most of every minute that I have.
The Deadly Affair
The Deadly Affair There were three guys standing in line to get into heaven. Just as they were about to enter, St. Peter stops them and tells them they have room for only one more person, so the one who died the worst death may enter. St. Peter starts off with the first guy and his reply was: "I always had a suspicion that my wife was having an affair so I came home early one day to find that there was nobody but her. That is until I peered over the balcony to find a man hanging from the ledge in his boxers. I got so upset that I started stomping on his hands but he wouldn't let go. I got a hammer and started pounding on his fingers, but he wouldn't let go. Then finally I went inside and grabbed the fridge and dropped it on top of him. After I looked down to see that he was crushed to death, I felt so bad that I took a shotgun and killed myself." St Peter says, "that's pretty bad," and asks the second guy how he died. The second guy said, "I was getting ready for my wor
Rules To Try
1. Wake Up!! Decide to have a good day. "Today is the day the Lord hath made; let us rejoice and be glad in it." Psalms 118:24 2. Dress Up!! The best way to dress up is to put on a smile. A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks. "The Lord does not look at the things man looks at. Man looks at outward appearance; but the Lord looks at the heart." I Samuel 16:7 3. Shut Up!! Say nice things, and learn to listen. God gave us two ears and one mouth. So He must have meant for us to do twice as much listening as talking. "He who guards his lips guards his soul." Proverbs 13:3 4. Stand Up!! ...for what you believe in. Stand for something, or you will fall for anything. "Let us not be weary in doing good; for at the proper time, we will reap a harvest if we do not give up. Therefore, as we have opportunity, let us do good...." Galatians 6:9-10 5. Look Up!! ...to the Lord. "I can do everything through Christ who strengthens me." Philippians 4:13 6. Reach Up
First Post...
this is my first blog on this site. i guess i just havent had time to make one. im sitting at work. not much is going on and im bored. so basically that is why im posting this blog. anyway...im out for now. leave me comments...it makes me happy. haha. peace out kids...
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Feelins'
Please make sure you forward this back to me . . . You'll see why at the end ! Think about them one at a time before going on to the next one . It Does Make You Feel Good, especially the thought at the end #45. 1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket. 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail. 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. 8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio. 9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer. 11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry). 12. A bubble bath. 13. Giggling. 14. A good conversation. 15. The beach 16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter. 17. Laughing at yourself. 18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you 19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours 20. Running through sprinklers. 21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all. 22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful. 23. Laughing at a
A Man Escapes From Prison
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was i n the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
Ty Very Much
HEY ALL TY SO MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT WITH THE TWO CONTEST THAT I AM IN. IF U DIDN'T KNOW I WAS IN THESE 2 CONTESTS THE LNKS ARE BELOW AND TY FOR YOUR SUPPORT AS WELL. CT FRIENDS ARE THE BEST FRIENDS TO HAVE, YOU GUYS AND GIRLS ROCK. BEST CT MARRIAGE CONTEST (GOES BY COMENTS SO KEEP COMMENTING TY) http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=244301&albumid=106184&i=4110227084 SEXIEST LIP CONTEST http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=144730&albumid=106811&i=2281988703
Special Night
It was nighttime and I had one of my ex friends who came over my house. He decided to go over to his gf's house, at that time, that was across the street from us. That night was partly cloudy and you can see the lovely stars up in the night sky. Well, as we walked to his place, I was looking at the night sky because I so love looking at it. Suddenly, I stopped at mid walk. My friend was like, "Kelly, what's wrong?" I pointed up, smiled and said, "Daddy!" Believe you me, it was him. *lol* Funny part was that you could see he was wearing a hat. Here's my poem that I made for that very speical night: SPECIAL NIGHT Upon by day Upon by night, To see the stars So wonderfully bright. Up above The darkly sky, Something about Caught my eye. I couldn't move I couldn't speak, But just seeing you, You're so unique! I remember that smile I remember that face, It's my father looking down From the high place!
Forgive Me
Forgive me for being a friend with benefits. Forgive me for wanting you. Forgive me if I made you angry. Forgive me for not being what you wanted. Forgive me for trying to please you. Forgive me for my loving embrace. Forgive me for crying when you broke it off. Forgive me for hurting so much. Forgive me for still wanting you. Forgive me for dying inside. Forgive me for trying so hard. Forgive me ....!!!!!! Lora
Contests
Just a reminder that Im doing a handsome man and prettiest woman contest this week..the pretty girl one starts tomorrow night at 8, and the Man one starts on monday night at 8..both run for 24 hours and are based on comments...anymore entries??
Senior Moment
This is an account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida... An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!" The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why...For the same reason she did not understand why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12 packs in the front seat... A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake. The sergean
So Angry
So tired of your betrayals So tired and exhausted of having to fight to feel loved I am not doing this dance any more with you I am fatigued I have had enough You just keep hurting me and I am just suppose to forgive I have been hurt too much This is not how I want to live I can not take your lies Your betrayels, The constant put downs I am a fucking person with dreams to dream and Love to give How can someone who makes me so happy Hurt me as bad as this And then expect to me to just let it go My Pain to you is never real I am confused because I love you so much But I can not take the way I feel
And Another One More.
70 QUIRKS ABOUT ME - 01. Initials: tcr 02. Name someone with the same birthday as you: Hilary Duff :( 03. Last thing you ate: Chinese food last night 04. For or against same sex marriage: for 05. I say Shotgun! You say?: k 06. Last person you hugged?: my mom 07. Do you believe in God?: perhaps 08. How many U.S states have you been to?: three. 09. How many of the U.S states have you lived in: three. 10. Ever lived outside of the US: yes 11. Name something you like physically about yourself: my eyebrows. 12. Something non-physical you like about yourself: quick thinking 13. Who is your best friend?: me 14. Why are you up?: I don't know why, I have no reason to be. 15. Who made you angry today? No one is here to make me angry. 16. Favorite type of Food?: chinese. 17. Favorite holiday: christmas. 18. Do you download music: yeah 19. What illegal things have you done?: I guess downloading music. 20. Sing and Danc
Confuision Explained
Not too long ago I left a picture comment to a friend about her bellybutton and in the comment I mentioned I didn't have one. Well for some reason some people found this interesting and I've gotten messages wanting to know why exactly I lack the basically useless only there to be pierced part of my anatomy. Simply put it was from surgery. When I was born I developed a very rare liver disease. I was actually the first ever baby and the first ever male to get it. Needless to say I was a guinea pig to my doctors. It took them honestly about 2 years to cure me. I'm probably going to butcher the name of what I had but it was a condition called Hemangioendothilioma or something like that. I can say it just can't spell it well. Anyways this disease caused massive tumors on my liver and extended my belly causing me to be about 29 inches around.. which created an interesting problem because at the time I was only 26 or so inches long. Thus my nickname of Weeble began. I do have pi
Ninjas In The Streets & Malls
Ninjas ( This Is Bad Azz, Enjoy With Or Without Sound)
So Today I Joined The Navy
No seriously..About a week ago I went to Navy.com and sent them an email saying I was interested in getting some information. Sol the recruiter called and called and I never answered. Well today right when I got home from work, a white car pulled in behind me. He asked if I was interested in joining the Navy, I said yes. He then took me to the Navy office in Desoto. After about three hours signing my signature and answering questions, here is the plan... Tomorrow I'm getting off work at lunch and the recruiter is going to pick me up at my house and I am going to take a test to see what jobs I'm qualified for. That should take about two hours. Then they are shipping mr off to some fancy hotel for the night. The next day I'm going take a physical and some other things and get back home around 2:30 Thursday afternoon. I will be shipping out March 21st.
Dreams Of Passion
Dreams of passion and heat untamed, calling his name until I am shamed. Closing the door to my heart's hold, he shows me swiftly how he's gone cold. He tells me sorry and do not cry, it's just not worth one last try. Passions hold has slipped away, running fast and swift the other way. To try again would be a shame, sending me reeling and turning to flames. My touch was so gentle and sweet, I thought that it to be a great treat. Hearing his words cut as a knife, sent me running burning with strife. Could I know how this could end, no one knows it was just pretend. Lora
Celebrate That Day...
celebrate the day... i go down, drown'd by my weight of emotional amusement parks. celebrate the day... the knife cuts, slut's throat wide open pouring the blood free. celebrate the day... the screams sing, ring'd in every ear within the goddamn'd neighborhood. celebrate the day i wont be here celebrate the day you forget me celebrate the day you wont shed a tear celebrate the day you dont see me celebrate the day i said my final goodbye celebrate the fuckin day i die.
In His Eyes (soon To Be Published)
In his eyes I see despair, I try to comfort him; but nothings there. Should I plead and stay for more, causing sweet release as I beg for more. I crave his touch so sweet and tender, as I seem to become a unwelcome contender. I seek his face as he turns away, not wanting to hear my words to sway. The time we shared is so special to me, all the time aching inside for what might be. I shed a tear for the temporal loss, as he clearly shows me love's cruel toss. You roll the dice and play the game, surrender your emotions that make you lame. In this game of give and take, I've lost the will to taste my cake. I feel so cold since you have gone, hoping against hope to not be alone. Lora
I'm Tired
i so fucking tired of losers hitting me up... people who are wanksters wanna add em as thier friend... well guys what fuckers... it doesnt happen... i am not interested in you look.. or music... i'm also not interested in allyou fucking emo's .... stop sending me shit... i'm not adding you... go cut yourself... do i have an "i like emo" look to you... some of us are real rockers... not anime watching manga reading losers... go listent o your j-rock and be fucking gone... unless you can name me 20 songs by cradle of filth or morbid angel... without the use of google... then your not worth my fucking time... so i hope you fucking read this b4 you send me your lame ass... "your so pretty" messages and friend requests... ~Countess Filth~
What Love Is
love Current mood: creative Category: Romance and Relationships Love is Love is a smile when you are feeling blue Love is the racing of my heart when you are near Love is long walks on the beach just listening to you talk Love is anticipation of our next meeting Love is my pain when you hurt Love is our cherished moments Love is…… For life
You
you Current mood: creative Category: Writing and Poetry You I sit here and think Think of you With or with out her near At work At home With my kids You go through my head I sit here and think When you have a bad day Or when you are happy I listen to your problems And still can only think of mine My loss of you And how to fix it I sit here listening to songs When I should be working All I can think of Is you
Kissing
kiss Current mood: creative Category: Romance and Relationships …….. Kissing is one of the sexiest forms of communication, seduction, satisfies the thirst of the sensual. Start with the lips small pecks at first and soon sucking the lips in yours like a raisin the sweet taste of a lip. Then lick from one end over to the other and around the top lip lightly biting the edge of your top lip then quickly suck across it back to the other and then a peck trail to the chin sucking on the point. Pecking my way along your jaw bone back to your lobe nibbling, licking the circumference………..
4some Of Friends
4some fun Current mood: artistic Category: Romance and Relationships So we were al talking bout sex and shit like positions and shit and it came up to show me what you are talking about so I was showing them with you and she came over and sat next to us and you leaned over and started kissing her. Well that was cool with her so I told whats his name to come on over and started playing with her tits well before Ya know it every one is naked and kissing, touching, and playing with every one and every thing. So I tell Kathey to lay back at the end of the couch so she does and I send him around to put his cock in her mouth I start licking on her calf and working my way up her thighs while you are sucking on my cock after a few minutes into my lunch I tell you to come up here and I will show you what to do well she is so pre-occupied with his meat that she never even noticed that you were working on her and I was down on you. So anyway we al change positions after about 15 to 20 mi
Rape In A Controlled Environment By A Seductive Mind
rape in a controlled environment by a seductive mind Current mood: anxious Category: Romance and Relationships ……Back against the wall, while I try to get cuffs on your right hand your trying to fight me off but it does no good for your no match for a guy my size I soon subdue your other hand and hook the cuffs on the hook 6 and a half foot off the ground. From there you are mine for the taking. What is this a jockey whip ah I have a surprise for you I make you lick the leather that it is made of and smack you a few time across your face to get your attention why are you so bad I say your clothes are still on I guess I will have to help you with that so I grab your shirt and bra with one grasp and rip them off with one fluid movement there bare skin all pail I will fix that I think a few marks with this whip aught to do the job how many times do you deserve I think 9 should suffice are you going to scream if so I will have to gag you with your panties which means I have to r
-ilt Poem
my emotions have built i'm ridden with guilt the wall i've built crumbles under your hilt.
All I Want.......
Ok i found another poem (im kmow geeky but thats me) that I like and just like the other one if u happen to be the author i will remove it.... All I want is to be held on to tight to hear you love me and that it will be all right That’s all I ever want to hear You whisper softly in my ear Hold me tight and don’t let go I’m waiting, longing, time moves so slow Written by Andrea Hulegaard
2 Girls And A Guy Sex Party
2 girls and a guy sex party Current mood: excited Category: Romance and Relationships How about this You and the Latino girl I seen this morning Kissing like that while I'm on my knee with your leg propped up on my shoulder I will handle your inner thighs, sucking on your luscious red swollen lips with a dildo in one hand working it I love the taste of your peach juice the other hand playing with her little peach I look up and your all over her c size breasts which really stirs me up so I start working fast at this time she starts to mone so we make are way to the bed where she lays on her back and you find your way right between her thighs going to town by now I am as hard as a rock and your dripping wet she starts to get louder and louder I can't stop now you are starting to squirt with in seconds both of you are quivering with excitement coming towards me for mine both of you wrap lips around my shaft and kiss around it up and down one would break and play with my balls whi
Excerpts From My Book 2
Remember me? The forgotten one with the penchant to help lost souls, even though I my self am lost? They say that that which does not kill you only makes you stronger…or makes you mad enough with a vengeance to find that which tried to kill you in the first place. Am I mad? Am I mad because I have tried to find that very thing…Death. Death is no stranger to me. He comes to me in the middle of the night to steal away the only ones I truly loved. My mother. My father. My precious, beautiful, princess, Carrie. He stole them right from my very grasp. Yes, I mourned for my mother and my father. But not nearly as deeply as I have mourned for my Carrie. Some say circumstances change people, sometimes down to the very core. And I am not the same man that I was ten months ago. Not the same gentle, kind, loving soul who would literally give the shirt from his very back to one in need. No, I am much different now. More callous, and cautious. Carrie’s death saw to that. I hav
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In response to my last blog - Theres not much I wouldn't do..But if you DO decide to do it, remember to take pictures dammit!
There's Always One!!
Summarily deleted from my photo comments and blocked!! I won't humiliate the cunt by posting his name! 2006-11-06 08:46:57 I think you have some of the most beautiful breasts period.If I didn't have a fiance,I would fuck the shit out of you.I promise you no man on this board will sling dick to you like I would.Ienjoy having a women on all fours and pounding her insides.I hope my pics make you moist enough to start rubbing your clit all day.I'm in better shape since then to.This rock hard steel is for women like you who wish to get fucked properly. If a bloke spoke to me like that in the street, I'd happily put his balls through the top of his head! Numpty!!
Poetry/kisses
Kisses: When I kiss I want passion When I kiss I want to feel When I kiss I need to hold on When I kiss it must be warm When I kiss I want it to be meant When I kiss I want to melt When I kiss I need to understand What you want is me and what I give is a gift I kiss to receive and to give my heart and love not a invitation to take from me that comes so rare A kiss should not be followed by pain and longing A kiss should not be a meaningless thing and used as a weapon to hurt I have to believe that a kiss is a wonderful feeling not something to make you sad tears should be of happiness not of sadness my kisses are my soul and are deep passionate and soft Don't make me cry everytime i give one away Its hard for me to understand Why my kisses would make you go away
Boudin
Boudin 3 pounds Pork meat; 30 % fat or so 1/2 pounds Pork liver 2 teaspoons Salt 2 teaspoons Black pepper 1 large Onion; cut up 3 bunches Green onions; chopped 2 cups Cooked rice 1 tablespoon Chopped parsley 1 Lot sausage casing Cook meat, liver, salt and pepper in water to cover until meat falls apart. Remove meat and reserve some of broth. While still warm, grind meat, onion, green onions, and parsley, saving about 1/2 cup of green onions and parsley mixture. Mix the ground meat mixture with the 1/2 cup pf green onions and parsley, rice and enough broth to make a moist dressing. Stuff the dressing into sausage casing using a sausage stuffer. May be refrigerated, may be frozen. Prepare for eating by steaming, as microwaving or frying will shrink and burst casing. Yield: 5 servings
To All My New Friends!
MySpace Comments Graphics Thanks for welcoming me into your world. You're all amazing. Stay safe this weekend. Don't do Anything I wouldn't do!
Women And Their Damn Toilet Seats!
Women and Their DAMN Toilet Seats! Ok, so you want to complain when we don’t put the toilet seat down after we using the bathroom. And being house-broken by women, and obliging by nature we (men) go out of our way to put the toilet seat down when we finish. NO MORE, at least not until you women starting sharing the toilet responsibilities. You ask what the HELL is he talking about? I am talking about sharing the TOILET WOMAN. For now on, we want you to put the toilet seat up. Meaning, when we use the toilet and put the toilet seat down for you, we want you to lift the toilet seat up when you finish. WHAT! Yes, put the damn thing up after you use it, it’s only fair. We close, you open. If not I will post another bulletin on toilet etiquette and the presence of man. So lift every toilet and sing. Yes, I have nothing better to do today.
Where The Stars And Stripes And The Eagle Fly
Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com
Shrimp Stew
River Road Shrimp Stew PREP TIME: 1 Hour SERVES: 6 COMMENT: This is the most popular of all shrimp dishes cooked in Bayou country. It is easy to prepare and is a must on every table during the Lenten season. Crawfish may be substituted as well. It is easy to prepare and, although similar to crawfish bisque, this dish may be completed in half the time. INGREDIENTS: · 2 pounds (80-90 count) shrimp, peeled and de-veined · 1 cup vegetable oil · 1 cup flour · 2 cups onions, minced · 1 cup celery, minced · 1 cup bell pepper, minced · 2 tbsps garlic, diced · 1/4 cup tomato sauce · 1 quart shrimp stock or water · 1 cup green onions, minced · 1 cup parsley, chopped · salt and cayenne pepper to taste · Louisiana Gold Pepper Sauce to taste METHOD: A rich shrimp stock will certainly make this dish a winner. Any shellfish stock or fish stock may be substituted, but the dish will be good even if plain water is used. In a 2-gallon stock pot, heat oil over med
Stewart Again
Best Breast Contest...
OKay, im in a best breast contest and im down by 10 ratings...anyone want to go and leave me a 10?? use the link below and it takes ya to my boob pic :P http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=238986&albumid=104771&i=2874888968
1question
1 question 1 chance. 1 answer. That's all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) any one question, no matter how crazy it is. ANY 1 question!! Conditions: I won't tell ANYONE what you asked me and Ill answer it honestly The catch is, you have to repost this and see what people ask you. So go for it get P.S. If you ask me a question, i can ask you any question and you have to answer it honestly anyone scared..
Creole Dirty Rice
Creole Dirty Rice PREP TIME: 1 Hour SERVES: 6-8 COMMENT: This dish is much better known in New Orleans than in the bayous. The name dirty rice was given to the dish because of its dark color, once the liver and giblets are added. It is truly a unique Creole dish and definitely worth trying. INGREDIENTS: · 1/2 pound chicken giblets · 1/2 pound chicken livers · 1/2 cup melted butter · 1 cup diced onions · 1 cup diced celery · 1 cup diced bell pepper · 2 tbsp diced garlic · 1 cup chicken stock · 6 cups cooked rice · 1/2 cup sliced green onions · 1/2 cup chopped parsley · Salt and cracked black pepper to taste METHOD: In a small saucepot, poach chicken giblets in lightly salted water until tender, approximately 45 minutes. Once cooked, remove and cool. Using a sharp paring knife, chop the giblets into tiny pieces, removing all tough membrane. Set aside and reserve poaching liquid. In a large heavy-bottomed sauté pan, heat butter over medium high heat. S
A Male Patient
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask Over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four-hour surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, She overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, sir!" The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely.........
Please Go And Vote For Me
FOR THOSE WHO HAVE ALREADY VOTED.....THANK YOU IF YOU HAVENT VOTED PLEASE GO AND VOTE FOR ME IN THE PRINCESS CONTEST.I WOULD GREATLY APPRECIATE IT..THANK YOU, LOVE YA ALL CLICK MY PICTURE TO GO VOTE.. :) XOXOXOXOXOX--------MUAH
One....
1 question 1 chance. 1 answer. That's all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) any one question, no matter how crazy it is. ANY 1 question!! Conditions: I won't tell ANYONE what you asked me and Ill answer it honestly The catch is, you have to repost this and see what people ask you. So go for it get P.S. If you ask me a question, i can ask you any question and you have to answer it honestly anyone scared..
Survey
1) Are you in a complicated relationship? 2) Do you hate more than 3 people? 4) How many houses have you lived in? 5) Favorite candy bar? 6) Have you ever tripped someone? 7) Least favorite school subject? 8) How many pairs of shoes do you own? 9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? 10) Have you ever thrown up in public? 11) Name one thing that is always on your mind: 12) Favorite genre of music? 13) What is your zodiac sign? 14) What time were you born? 15) Do you like beer? 16) Have you made a prank phone call? 17) What is the most embarassing CD you own? 18) Are you sarcastic? 19) What are your favorite color(s)? 20) How many watches do you own? 21) Summer or winter? 22) Is anyone in love with you? 23) Favorite color to wear? 24) Pepsi or Sprite? 26) Where is your second home? 27) Have you ever slapped someone? 29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? 30) How ma
Lisa Loeb - Stay(i Miss You)
You say I only hear what I want to You say I talk so all the time so And I thought what I felt was simple And I thought that I don't belong And now that I am leaving Now I know that I did something wrong 'cause I missed you Yeah yeah, I missed you You say I only hear what I want to: I don't listen hard, don't pay attention to the distance that you're running To anyone, anywhere I don't understand if you really care, I'm only hearing negative Know, know, know that So I, I turned the radio on, I turned the radio up (turn the radio) And this woman was singing my song: Lover's in love and the other's run away Lover is crying 'cause the other won't stay Some of us hover when we weep for the other who was Dying since the day they were born Well, well, this is not that I think that I'm throwing, but I'm thrown And I thought I'd live forever, but now I'm not so sure You try to tell me that I'm clever That won't take me anyhow, or anywhere with you You said tha
Well Well
i guess my opinions have hit home with some people as i have been "removed" from fans and friends lists...lol..well..that's okay...i was getting tired of all the hey vote for my pics...blah blah blah..and again i say..you can't vote for something you aren't allowed to view.
Gotta Luv Stewart
For Women That Like Big Dicks !
1. Randall 44, 6'3”, my Dick is 14", 234lbs. a single, father, divorce, also I am from Bronx N.Y. I love my son. I love spending time in Church, hugs, kisses, kids. Writing love poems, reading love poems and also Cooking, I like Computer love playing videos games, going out to eat, gong to the movies and also seeing DVDS at home. 2. How hard is it to find capable wife, she is worth for more the jewels! Her husband puts his confidence in her, and he will never be poor Proverbs31:10-11 3. I am seeking a, non-judging, positive, single nice, friendly, female .For a new relationship. Age and also race is open. 4. gillisbrnx@aol.com 5. Mrcatday@hotmail.com 6. ckfc4u@verison.net 7. ckfc4u@yahoo.com 8. 1-718-402-9595 my cell.
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Girls :)
girls have u had sex with one of ur gfs, another girl, a randome girl? if u did did u like it?
My Birthday
Yes folks, it's the day that everyone has been waiting for. November 11th is my birthday! I'm 29 going on 50 now.
Robin Williams On Golf...
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It's Always The Coldest When You're Alone
Frightened But that goes without showing Something inside Feels like it’s growing I’m scared as can be Because i know for sure Since these feelings are growing inside of me You wont dare to look at me Confused But that is obviously seen Something inside Keeps me weak in the knees I have felt this before And I know for sure Since these thoughts are awaking inside of me You won’t dare to look at me And no one will believe it until it’s said in stone, But it’s always the coldest when you are alone So give me your blanket a kiss on the cheek just give me a jacket you know that I’m weak do something to show there’s something in you Because I don’t know If you feel for me too It’s crazy How I can’t hide my pain Something inside Keeps the hook in my brain Is there something I’m missing Something you can insure I know these dreams inside of me Will make you turn away from me Insanity Hold back my complaints Something inside Wants me to break this chai
The Real Secret Is In The Universal Mind! Part 2
11/11/2006 Dear readers: My last newsletter titled "The Real Secret is In The Universal Mind" stirred some hot blooded responses and I decided to clarify my position and my findings once more mostly because one of my best friend's response. I received a tremendous amount of responses supporting or raising objections and I decided to elaborate a little more on the ONLY two negative emails I received so my message after elucidations will be fully understood by the two of them. First realize that if you carefully read my last newsletter http://www.drturi.com/news/1163118520.html that I FULLY endorse and SUPPORT all the great Minds, their dedicated mission and the financial endeavor behind any and all production would they be artistic or spiritual. The fact of the matter is that NO ONE works for free and financial gain will always be a part of any and all human endeavor. This is also why I inserted a letter from a Christian Minister and the obvious financial reward behind any and
Things That Make You Go Hmmm?
Why, Why, Why > >do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are >getting dead? > >Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is >not enough money? > >Why does someone believe you when you say there are four >billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? > >Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? > >Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? > >Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? > >Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a >revolver at him? > >Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? > >Whose idea was it to >put an "S" in the word "lisp"? > >If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? > >Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are >always white? > >Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? > >Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that >something new to eat will have m
Plz Read This :)
some people dont think much about it, but this is VERY true. I've found out information about people like this myself. >>After tossing her books on the sofa, she decided to grab a snack and >>get on-line . She logged on under her screen name ByAngel213. She checked >>her Buddy List and saw GoTo123 was on. She sent him an instant message: >> >> >> >> >>ByAngel213: >>Hi. >>I'm glad you are on! I thought someone was >>following me home today. It was really weird! >> >> >> >> >>GoTo123: >>LOL >>You watch too much TV. Why would someone >>be following you? Don't you live in a safe >>neighborhood? >> >>ByAngel213: >>Of course I do. LOL I guess it was my imagination >>cuz'I didn't see anybody when I looked out. >> >>GoTo123: >>Unless you gave your name out on-line. >>You haven't done that have you? >> >>ByAngel213: >>Of course not.I'm not stupid you know. >> >>GoTo123: >>Did you have a softball game after school >>today? >> >>ByAngel213: >>Yes and we
Hot Taxi Ride
"Whereto gents?" The taxidriver asks it with the routine of someone who's been in the job for too long already. "Intercontinental Hotel please" is my answer while I hold the door for you and you step in, leaving me a view on your cleavage, as the deeply cut top you're wearing leaves little to the imagination. The driver must have noticed something too, he shows a kind of a friendly grin. The late evening traffic is dense, this is going to be a 45 minute drive. You are tired, I can see that, as you throw your head back and lean it against the headrest. God you're sexy like that, short denim skirt, short suede boots and that awfully deeply cut top. I gently approach you and kiss you tenderly on your lips. This seems to have an immediate effect, as you enter my mouth with your tongue, eager to find mine. We start frenching passionately. I feel your hand grabbing my cock through my pants, I respond by slipping my hand under your top and squeezing your boobs. You moan gently as I pinch
Realize Some Shit People.
Alright I'm starting to realize about half you mother fuckers on here for one reason and that's to get your damn rank up and have stupid horny fuckers tell you they wanna do you in the butt or some stupid ass shit like that. Me I'm here for conversations to meet people so guess what now we are gonna play a game of talk or walk. As you can tell you friend's list has already been reduced and I'm sure it's going to thin out even more. So here's the thing don't fuckin ask to rate you and consider it a conversation. No actually learn about me get to know me and then you can keep your place on the friends list. Peace out Mother Fuckers.
The Month I Born
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Women And Their Damn Toilet Seats!
Women and Their DAMN Toilet Seats! Ok, so you want to complain when we don’t put the toilet seat down after we us the bathroom. And being house-broken by women, and obliging by nature we go out of our way to put the toilet seat down when we finish. NO MORE, at least not until you women starting sharing the toilet responsibilities. You ask, what the hell is he talking about? I am talking about sharing the TOILET WOMAN. For now on, we want you to put the toilet seat up. Meaning, when we use the toilet and put the toilet seat down for you, we want you to lift the toilet seat up when you finish. WHAT! Yes, put the damn thing up after you use it, it’s only fair. We close, you open. If not I will post another bulletin on toilet etiquette and the presents of man. So lift every toilet and sing. Yes, I have nothing better to do today.
Just Curious....
I'm just curious to see how everyone found my profile. I know some of you I added on my own from some of my friends..But it seems like every time I come on here, I get at least 20 or more new friends requests within a half hour... So I'm just curious how you found my page? DD
One More Record
Benfica set new Guinness World Record LISBON, Nov 10 (SW) – It was reported in the Portuguese media today that Benfica of Portugal have just broken the Guinness World Record for the most number of paid up members of any club. This has passed the previous record set by Manchester United. Benfica went beyond the Manchester United record of 152 000 with a number in excess of 160 000. Benfica’s coffers swelled by a massive €13 million from membership fees last season. That figure accounted for 14% of their total income for the season. Benfica is a club of the world with over 14 millions fans. Portugal population is only 10 millions, where 5 millions are Benfica fans. So Benfica have more fans outside Portugal then inside.
Why Advertise Naked/private?
I just don't get it. I KNOW there are some people on here that repeatedly post naked/private pictures. I have some, but if you're open and WANT to see them, I have no problems with it. What I don't get? Why the fuck do people post naked pictures, sex pictures, "x" rated pictures, and these stupid idiotic things that say "naked pictures of me and so and so, and no, you can't see them, he he he" I'm sorry, you're a dumb fuckbucket cum brain. I don't understand you. Why is it a hehehehe that nobody can see your pictures? Is this like a stupid whore tease thing? Because that's exactly what you are. A stupid teasing whore. Why post pictures if you aren't EVER going to let anyone see them? Or is it because you're just that fucking dumb you realize that you can't SHOW YOURSELF OFF if nobody can see them? Dumb asses. There's my daily for the daily for the day. Have a great one. I've insulted who I wanted to, so I'm going to. danny
Parents Should Check This Out ( And Those Wanting Kinds In The Future )
some people dont think much about it, but this is VERY true. I've found out information about people like this myself. >>After tossing her books on the sofa, she decided to grab a snack and >>get on-line . She logged on under her screen name ByAngel213. She checked >>her Buddy List and saw GoTo123 was on. She sent him an instant message: >> >> >> >> >>ByAngel213: >>Hi. >>I'm glad you are on! I thought someone was >>following me home today. It was really weird! >> >> >> >> >>GoTo123: >>LOL >>You watch too much TV. Why would someone >>be following you? Don't you live in a safe >>neighborhood? >> >>ByAngel213: >>Of course I do. LOL I guess it was my imagination >>cuz'I didn't see anybody when I looked out. >> >>GoTo123: >>Unless you gave your name out on-line. >>You haven't done that have you? >> >>ByAngel213: >>Of course not.I'm not stupid you know. >> >>GoTo123: >>Did you have a softball game after school >>today? >> >>ByAngel213: >>Yes and we
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Please Help.....
I'm in a contest for the best smile. Please stop by and rate my pic a 10, and leave me a few comments. There is no limit on the number of comments you can leave. Also, please feel free to rate everyone else a 1 (except for If You Only Knew, and Wild Thing...they're friends of mine.) Here's the link: These are my friends also in the contest: Feel free to vote for them too. Thanks! And feel free to have your friends vote too!!
Whose Your Vampire Personality?
You scored as Dracula. You are the smooth sexy cool Dracula. Patient and lustful. If you were any cooler youd be ice. Great style with a way of seducing those around you. And three brides who wouldn't want to be him. Marius100%Lestat100%Blade100%Angel100%Deacon Frost100%Dracula100%Akasha67%Armand67%Spike50%Louis33%Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with QuizFarm.com
Quarterly Poker Tourny
There was a quarterly poker tourny held here last night at the club for thsoe earned enough points/ placed 1st or 2nd in a weekly tourny etc. No money involved it's all for fun and *club bucks*, but I enjoy it. Anyways 21 players started and Itook 2nd again just like last quarter. I got a plaque a nice poker set 25 club bucks which are good for beer and food yay, a T-shirt which i gavce away for shots, and a hat. Pictures are sure to follow. Also over the course of the 15 week *Season* I was player of the quarter cause I made more final tables and earned more points then anyone, getting another 25 club bucks. I got 30 left out of the 50 hehe. Well I wrote a rather long blog eh? Just wanted to let everyone know I done did good again. Hope everyone is well and talk to ya'll soon Peace
Pepper - Dirty Hot Sex :d
(Verse 1) Its been a while since I've seen your face, Gotta say that I'm happy to see you come around my place. Now I think we've talked about it and I think I know what's coming up next, lets put our minds away and let our hormones do the rest. Does it seem obscene, does it seem like a bad thing? Well if it is I'm sorry miss, but you know I'm just 19. So don't be afraid when my pants start to leak, you know damn well I'm in my sexual peak. (Chorus) Why don't you have some dirty hot sex with me? It aint like I'm askin ya to give it up for free. We can start it right now baby get on your knees, don't make me beg again girl I just said please. (Verse 2) Now when you look down don't be misled. I found my lifes purpose and its getting up stairs into your bed Well there's the phone girl go right on ahead. I'm sure youd rather be with your stupid boyfriend instead! SHORT SKIT (Bridge) Why you gotta sleep with my dad? CHORUS (Chorus 2) Baby get on your knees
My Hero My Friend.. If Only One More Day
R.I.P. SPC James A. Chance "Jimmy" November 6th 2003 "My Hero My Friend" SPC James A. Chance "Jimmy" to his loved ones and friends was a child that dreamed of growing up and being a soldier. On the day he turned 18 he went and enlisted. His dream was becoming reality. Never thinking that down the road he may meet the woman he would want to have children with and want to marry, Jimmy took to army life like a fish towater. He never wanted to leave the military. In Feb 2001, I met Jimmy at a friends house. He was home on leave. We hit it off from the start. He was kind, caring, loving. All the things that make a man special. We were inseperable. All too soon, it was time for him to return to the army. I had to let him go. The day he got on the bus to go back to base was the hardest day in my life. Unknown to me it would soon end up being the third hardest day I would ever have to go through. Of course, Sept. 11 happened and after that it seemed like all of the soldiers were se
What Kind Of Sex Do You Love? Omg! Roflmao
You scored as Anal Sex. Damn you lubricated vagina, damn you to hell! Butt seriously you like to try a "hole" ASSortment of things in bed..Oral Sex100%Anal Sex100%Phone Sex100%Cyber Sex100%Normal Sex83%Orgy83%Gay Sex67%What kind of SEX do you love? (pics)created with QuizFarm.com
Eagle-eye Cherry - Save Tonight
go on and close the curtains 'cause all we need is candlelight you and me ... and the bottle of wine and hold you tonight [ ohh ] well we know i'm going away and how i wish - i wish it weren't so so take this wine and drink with me let's delay our misery save tonight and fight the break of dawn come tomorrow - tomorrow i'll be gone save tonight and fight the break of dawn come tomorrow - tomorrow i'll be gone there's a log on the fire and it burns like me for you tomorrow comes with one desire to take me away [ ohh it's true ] it ain't easy to say good bye darling please - don't start to cry 'cause girl you know i've got to go [ohh ] and Lord i wish it wasn't so save tonight and fight the break of dawn come tomorrow - tomorrow i'll be gone save tonight and fight the break of dawn come tomorrow - tomorrow i'll be gone tomorrow comes to take me away i wish that i - that i could stay but girl you know i've got to go [ohh ] and Lord i wish wasn't so
Contests
I wanna thank everyone who voted for me in the CT Princess contest!!! I appreciate it and if u ever need a vote from me dont hesitate. It looks like its near impossible to win at this point the leader has close to 600 rates.(I wont spam shoutboxes) I think I had 128 at last count! Anyhow thanks everyone...Maybe someday I will be a princess!!! Til then I will get a lil plastic crown and make believe :P Muahzzzzzzzzzzzzz heres the link
Survey
These questions get right to the point answer truthfully and repost .. > > 1. Anal or oral? Both > > 2. Chocolate or whip Cream? Whip cream > > 3. Ice or feathers? Ice > > 4. Two girls and a guy or two guys and a girl? depends > > 5. Movie porn or live porn? live > > 6. What do you wear to bed ? boxers> > 7. Love making or hard fucking? both > > 8. Do you shave ? no > > 9. Spit or swallow? > none > 10. Do you masturbate ?yes > > 11. Whats your turn on ?ass and tits > > 12. Whats your favorite position ? Doggie style > > 13. Do you belive in no glove no love ? dont like the glove, but okay > > 14. Where would you really love to have sex ? anywhere > > 15. How long can you go ? (and be honest) all night > > 16. Bondage or soft & gentle ?depends > > 17. Have you ever had sex in public ?yes > > 18. Do you touch yourself and get turned on ?no like when a girl does it > > 19. Is there anyone on your mind you want to have sex with ? Yes
Another Song(lets Keep The Ninety's Going Week :) ) Toad The Wet Sprocket - All I Want
ah what the hell I'm on a roll here's another one :) remember this song from 1991?? what a good one! nothing's so loud as hearing when we lie the truth is not kind and you've said neither am i but the air outside so soft is saying everything everything all i want is to feel this way to be this close, to feel the same all i want is to feel this way the evening speaks, i feel it say... nothing's so cold as closing the heart when all we need is to free the soul but we wouldn't be that brave i know and the air outside so soft, confessing everything everything and it won't matter now whatever happens to me though the air speaks of all we'll never be it won't trouble me and it feels so close let it take me in let it hold me so i can feel it say...
What Piercing Are You?
You scored as Dirty Piercings. AH!!! You dirty person you! Put that away!!! Who did that for you!? Your the kinkiest of the kinkiest and probably think you're hot stuff. Well, maybe you are but that's kinda nasty. Ew. Weirdo.Dirty Piercings100%Labret Piercing100%Cartilage Piercing80%Earlobe Piercing80%Nipples70%Lip Piercing60%Tongue Piercing40%Belly Button Piercing40%Nose Piercing10%What Piercing Are You?created with QuizFarm.com
Gerald Levert...
GERALD LEVERT: Dead At 40 By Karu F. Daniels, AOL Black Voices Sources confirmed to The BV Newswire that Gerald Levert is dead of an apparent heart attack. Immediate details on the death of the beloved R&B crooner were not known at press time. He turned 40 years old in July. One of several from the musical Levert family --his father, Eddie Levert, is the lead singer of the legendary soul group The O'Jays -- he was a founding member and the lead singer of the 1990's R&B trio LeVert, who scored big hits with "Pop, Pop, Pop, Pop (Goes My Mind)", "Casanova", and "ABC-123." Levert, born in Cleveland, Ohio, was also apart of R&B supergroup LSG, comprised of platinum selling R&B crooners Keith Sweat and Johnny Gill. As a solo artist, Levert garnered a cult following with a string of R&B ballads ("I'd Give Anything (to Fall in Love)", "You Got That Love") from his numerous album projects on East West/Elektra Records. "I’m stunned and deeply saddened by the news of G
When Is It Time To Stand Up?
I just read a blog from a friend who had some very good points in it, and I just wanted to throw my measly 2 cents in on the subject. The subject was basically about racism, and me being a frequent victim of racist or bigoted rhetoric, I feel I have a little insight on the subject. Now dealing with any ism out there, it's important to realize that most of the ideology behind isms is mostly ignorant or stereotypical bullshit. And yes, there was a day when I reacted wildly and angrily at any hint or sign of racism or prejudice aimed at me. But nowadays, I realize two things. One, racism is prejudice upon race multiplied by power. In other words, if the prejudiced person throwing the insults and threats doesn't have any power to make the threats real, nor have the power to stop you in anything you do, they're not a racist. They're just a prejudiced prick, and don't deserve the time or effort to be addressed about it. Two, the worst thing you can do to ignorant individuals spewing no
What Is Your Sexual Style? Could Be?
You scored as Violent. You are violent. To you there is nothing better than a good spank. You like scratching and biting 'cause that's what people are for.Violent100%Hot94%Wet94%Exciting75%Sweet38%Soft19%Awkward0%Shy0%What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com
I Almost Forgot
something I forgot to menchion the court said he could call every day for 20 min he uses half that time Laughing at me because he got off ....
What Body Part Are You Attracted To?
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Song Of The Day Dishwalla - Counting Blue Cars
Must have been mid-afternoon I could tell by how far the child's shadow is stretched out and He walks with a purpose In his sneakers Down the street he had Many questions like children often do... He said "Tell me all your thoughts on God? And tell me am I very far?" Must have been late afternoon On our way the sun broke free of the clouds We count only blue cars Skip the cracks in the street And ask many questions like children often do... We said "Tell me all your thoughts on God? Cause I'd really like to meet her And ask her why we're who we are? Tell me all your thoughts on God? Cause I'm on my way to see her So tell me am I very far Am I very far now?" It's getting cold Picked up the pace How our shoes make hard noises in this place Our clothes are stained We pass many cross-eyed people And ask many questions like children often do... "Tell me all your thoughts on God? Cause I'd really like to meet her And ask her why we're who we are? Tell
For Once....
Ok so my insurance is just like supplemental...damn cheap ass company...anyways so, it will cover the tests and the doc vists...the meds I will have to pay for out of pocket but, can get reimbursed out so thats good....I mean I dont expect to be prego over night I know better than that its going to take a lot of time and effort on both mine and my husbands part....so, wish us luck and cross your toes!
What Mythological Creature Are You?
You scored as WereWolf. WereWolf: Craving rare Meat, feeling caged, aggitated by being around people. Unable to control one's anger or temper. The person will give off symptoms of the shift. They will seem more hostile, blood thirsty, aggitated. They may even growl, bare their teeth or other animal like tendencies. In rare cases, some will physically change. Facial hair will grow thicker or darker, nails will become longer, canine's will seem longer. Embrace your wild side, for you are The Misunderstood WereWolf.WereWolf100%Faerie100%Demon100%Mermaid83%Dragon75%Angel50%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com
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Help Me Get Threw This
hi there I'm needing some love today I'm packing my sons cloths.. He is leaving for a month to be with his sperm donner .. ok that's as nice as I can be .. you see His " DAD " I say lightly tried to kill us about 3 years ago but a jurry of his peers decided he was inocent... Go figure .... Now this monster is going to take the only thing that matters to me away .. I can only pray that he will bring him back .... I have to spend thanksgiving without my little boy... Please Keep David-James in your prayers this month... I just pray that I can undo the damage when he gets home.... -- thanks !! Faceless PS this will be the longest he has ever been away from me ... I know it will be hard for him too...
Just A Lil Pick Me Up
Don't Look Back As you travel through life there are always those times When decisions just have to be made, When the choices are hard, and solutions seem scarce, And the rain seems to soak your parade. There are some situations where all you can do Is simply let go and move on, Gather your courage and choose a direction That carries you toward a new dawn. So pack up your troubles and take a step forward - The process of change can be tough, But think about all the excitement ahead If you can be strong enough! There might be adventures you never imagined Just waiting around the next bend, And wishes and dreams just about to come true In ways you can't yet comprehend! Perhaps you'll find friendships that spring from new things As you challenge your status quo, And learn there are so many options in life, And so many ways you can grow! Perhaps you'll go places you never expected And see things that you've never seen, Or travel to fabulous, faraway world
In God We Still Trust
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Erica
I spoke to my girl on the phone today and god I have missed your voice babes.. I hope you like the present I sent you Your worth it xxx
Humor
Here is a fairly extensive compilation of some of the extraordinary sexual activities that can be performed by men: 1. Hot Lunch - While receiving head from a woman, you proceed to shit on her chest. (A.k.a. the Cleveland Steamer) 2. The Stranger - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else. 3. Western Grip- When jerking off, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use. Hence, western. 4. The Blumpkin- You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her sucking you off while you are on the shitter. 5. Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head. This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up.
My Survey
These questions get right to the point answer truthfully and repost .. > > 1. Anal or oral? Both > > 2. Chocolate or whip Cream? Whip cream > > 3. Ice or feathers? Ice > > 4. Two girls and a guy or two guys and a girl? depends > > 5. Movie porn or live porn? live > > 6. What do you wear to bed ? t-shirt > > 7. Love making or hard fucking? both > > 8. Do you shave ? some > > 9. Spit or swallow? swallow > > 10. Do you masturbate ?yes > > 11. Whats your turn on ? sexy men > > 12. Whats your favorite position ? Doggie style > > 13. Do you belive in no glove no love ? dont like the glove, but okay > > 14. Where would you really love to have sex ? anywhere > > 15. How long can you go ? (and be honest) all night > > 16. Bondage or soft & gentle ?depends > > 17. Have you ever had sex in public ? no > > 18. Do you touch yourself and get turned on ?yes > > 19. Is there anyone on your mind you want to have sex with ? Yes > > 20. List on
Pics?
I was thinking about adding more pics to the site what type pics should I add? I'm just looking for opinions... Comments,please send private message
Keeps Comin
Add 1 thing to the fuck list or you'll have a FUCKED up 20 days! 1.Fuck the police 2.Fuck the gas prices 3.Fuck Me!!!! :o) 4.FUCK WORK! 5. FUCK ASSHOLES(GUYS) 6.FUCK BITCHES(GIRLS) 7. FUCK CHEATERS 8. FUCK LIARS 9. FUCK POSERS 10. FUCK IDIOTS 11. FUCK HEARTBREAKERS 12. FUCK PEOPLE THAT DON'T CARE 13. FUCK PEOPLE WHO DO CARE, BUT DON'T SHOW IT. 14. FUCK THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE, WHO DON'T LOVE YOU BACK. 15. FUCK THE PAST. 16. FUCK THOSE WHO HAVE HURT YOU. 17. FUCK LOGIC. 18. Fuck pirates... 19. Fuck SCHOOL (chemistry and english) 20. FUCK GUYS THAT SAY THEY LOVE YOU AND CARE BUT DON'T BOTHER TO CALL! 21. FUCK TAXES 22. FUCK DEMOCRATS/LIBERALS!!! 23. FUCK COCHRAN!! 24. FUCK GEORGE BUSH! 25. FUCK THIS SHIT! 26. Fuck Bees! 27.Fuck our Government 28.Fuck yuppie womean who drive a big SUV and DONT PAY ATTENTION to the road because they are too busy putting on their make up and drinking Starbucks! 29. FUCK MISTAKES YOU MARRIED!!! 30. FUCK ME'wink 31. Fuck everyone
I Am Looking For This Girl
To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times or so badly. To every girl that has been cheated on, because she's not a slut who gives it up to any guy. To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky. To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot. To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you. To every girl who gets her heart broken, because he chose that bitch instead. To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend. To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess. To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak. To every girl that won't get down on her knees & open her mouth just to get a boyfriend. To every girl that just wants to hold hands. To every girl that kisses him with meaning. To every girl who just wishes he cared more. To every girl who would just once want a guy to
Need Of Help
I'm in need of some booty!!!! If ur up for duty and willing to give up da booty, holla at me ASAP
And Again
1. Bed 2. Car 3. Tanning Bed 4. Under a semi 5. Cemetary 6. Library Sign 7. Post Office Stairway 8.inside a soccer goal post 9. in a tree 10. on the roof of your car 11. in a library 12. church 13. in a snow fort 14. Walmart 15. pool 16. on top your dads back when he's sleeping 17. the shower? lol =] 18. In bed bath and beyond! LoL! 19.on the washer!!!! lol 20.in the guys locker room 21. At the park!! 22. on a water slide...lOl..hehe 23. on a fucking trampoline heehee 24. In The Garden !!!!!!!!! lol........ 25. IN CLASS ON A DESK 26. ON THE DINING ROOM TABLE 27. ALLEY 28. AT AN AMERICAN MATRESS STORE, WHILE TRYIN OUT A BED 29. IN A MALL 30. IN A CAB 31. AT A BALL GAME 32. Your parents bed lol 33. toilet seat. 34. Bathtub 35 hot tub 36. Jacuzzi 37. Sink 38. Chair 39. Dryer 40. In top of hood of car 41. back seat of car 42. hammock 43. beach 44. Motel 45. Cruise Ship 46. couch 47. Floor 48. Work 49. penitentiary visiting room lol 50. Mo
~ October ~
Pick your birthday month and read it, then repost with whatever you are... JANUARY=SHYNESS Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to
365 Birthdays
There are 365 Birthdays. Out of all of the billions of people who live in the world, there has got to be somebody born on each day of the year. We're going to try to accomplish the task of seeing if we can fill the calendar up with a birthday on every day of the year. Add your name next to your birthdate and lets see if we can do it!!! (Hey and don't delete any one) DONT REPLY! Copy and paste and make a new bulletin!!!!!!!! January 1- January 2 - January 3 - January 4 - January 5 - January 6 - January 7 - January 8 - January 9 - January 10- January 11- January 12 - January 13 - January 14 - January 15 - January 16 - January 17- January 18 - January 19 - January 20 January 21 - January 22 - January 23 - January 24 - January 25 - January 26 - January 27 - January 28 - January 29 - January 30 - January 31 - February 1 - February 2 - February 3 February 4 - February 5 - February 6 - February 7 - February 8 - February 9 - February 10
365 Birthdays
There are 365 Birthdays. Out of all of the billions of people who live in the world, there has got to be somebody born on each day of the year. We're going to try to accomplish the task of seeing if we can fill the calendar up with a birthday on every day of the year. Add your name next to your birthdate and lets see if we can do it!!! (Hey and don't delete any one) DONT REPLY! Copy and paste and make a new bulletin!!!!!!!! January 1- January 2 - January 3 - January 4 - January 5 - January 6 - January 7 - January 8 - January 9 - January 10- January 11- January 12 - January 13 - January 14 - January 15 - January 16 - January 17- January 18 - January 19 - January 20 January 21 - January 22 - January 23 - January 24 - January 25 - January 26 - January 27 - January 28 - January 29 - January 30 - January 31 - February 1 - February 2 - February 3 February 4 - February 5 - February 6 - February 7 - February 8 - February 9 - February 10
365 Birthdays
There are 365 Birthdays. Out of all of the billions of people who live in the world, there has got to be somebody born on each day of the year. We're going to try to accomplish the task of seeing if we can fill the calendar up with a birthday on every day of the year. Add your name next to your birthdate and lets see if we can do it!!! (Hey and don't delete any one) DONT REPLY! Copy and paste and make a new bulletin!!!!!!!! January 1- January 2 - January 3 - January 4 - January 5 - January 6 - January 7 - January 8 - January 9 - January 10- January 11- January 12 - January 13 - January 14 - January 15 - January 16 - January 17- January 18 - January 19 - January 20 January 21 - January 22 - January 23 - January 24 - January 25 - January 26 - January 27 - January 28 - January 29 - January 30 - January 31 - February 1 - February 2 - February 3 February 4 - February 5 - February 6 - February 7 - February 8 - February 9 - February 10
Prayer
master of disguise a silent hunter smelling your fear hunger and desire survive at all costs watching your fear bitter is the taste choking on the ashes of your soul ill survive once again steal the birth of time the resurrection of healing passages written in blood again and again revolution of the mind look into your fate seasons change for mystery pray for another running from the horror of change
Repost
Sky is blue Water is wet I'll make you cum I'll make you sweat Pressed up against my body Movin up and down Slowly but firmly We'll move the ground Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore and Daddy is an asshole! This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! u opene
Mexican Word Of Da Day
Today's Mexican word of the day is: Harassment: The teacher asked Paco to use "harassment" in a sentence. Paco smiles and says......... "Orale vato (homeboy)...Mi ruca (my girl) caught me in bed with my sancha (lover), pero ( but) that's okay porque (because) I told her that... HAR ASS MENT nothing to me." if u think this shit was funny, repost as: "Mexican Word of the Day"
Fuck List
Add 1 thing to the fuck list or you'll have a FUCKED up 20 days! 1.Fuck the police 2.Fuck the gas prices 3.Fuck Me!!!! :o) 4.FUCK WORK! 5. FUCK ASSHOLES(GUYS) 6.FUCK BITCHES(GIRLS) 7. FUCK CHEATERS 8. FUCK LIARS 9. FUCK POSERS 10. FUCK IDIOTS 11. FUCK HEARTBREAKERS 12. FUCK PEOPLE THAT DON'T CARE 13. FUCK PEOPLE WHO DO CARE, BUT DON'T SHOW IT. 14. FUCK THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE, WHO DON'T LOVE YOU BACK. 15. FUCK THE PAST. 16. FUCK THOSE WHO HAVE HURT YOU. 17. FUCK LOGIC. 18. Fuck pirates... 19. Fuck SCHOOL (chemistry and english) 20. FUCK GUYS THAT SAY THEY LOVE YOU AND CARE BUT DON'T BOTHER TO CALL! 21. FUCK TAXES 22. FUCK DEMOCRATS/LIBERALS!!! 23. FUCK COCHRAN!! 24. FUCK GEORGE BUSH! 25. FUCK THIS SHIT! 26. Fuck Bees! 27.Fuck our Government 28.Fuck yuppie womean who drive a big SUV and DONT PAY ATTENTION to the road because they are too busy putting on their make up and drinking Starbucks! 29. FUCK MISTAKES YOU MARRIED!!! 30. FUCK ME'wink
Places To Have Sex:
1. Bed 2. Car 3. Tanning Bed 4. Under a semi 5. Cemetary 6. Library Sign 7. Post Office Stairway 8.inside a soccer goal post 9. in a tree 10. on the roof of your car 11. in a library 12. church 13. in a snow fort 14. Walmart 15. pool 16. on top your dads back when he's sleeping 17. the shower? lol =] 18. In bed bath and beyond! LoL! 19.on the washer!!!! lol 20.in the guys locker room 21. At the park!! 22. on a water slide...lOl..hehe 23. on a fucking trampoline heehee 24. In The Garden !!!!!!!!! lol........ 25. IN CLASS ON A DESK 26. ON THE DINING ROOM TABLE 27. ALLEY 28. AT AN AMERICAN MATRESS STORE, WHILE TRYIN OUT A BED 29. IN A MALL 30. IN A CAB 31. AT A BALL GAME 32. Your parents bed lol 33. toilet seat. 34. Bathtub 35 hot tub 36. Jacuzzi 37. Sink 38. Chair 39. Dryer 40. In top of hood of car 41. back seat of car 42. hammock 43. beach 44. Motel 45. Cruise Ship 46. couch 47. Floor 48. Work 49. penitentiary visiting room lol 50. Mo
Keep Dying
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''nasty Sex Poem''
Sky is blue Water is wet I'll make you cum I'll make you sweat Pressed up against my body Movin up and down Slowly but firmly We'll move the ground Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore and Daddy is an asshole! This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! u opene
I Know She Is Good!!
forced to be next to you has made me think, about lots of things. but most of all.. it made me think about about the last 4 years of my life. i thought about all the lies all the promises that were broken. all the tears that shouldnt have been cried. about all the fights that we shouldn't have had. but most of all, i thought about all the late nights. all the early mornings. all the smiles. all the laughter. all the photos. all the hugs && kisses. when i think back.. i feel good. i dont reget what once made me smile. i know that this wont kill me. i know that not everything goes my way. and i know that no matter what.. you'll always be part of me.
Tax Free
tax free the only thing the goverment cant tax is your cock , because 90% of the time it is out of work , and the other 10% of the time it is in a hole. also has to dependants and they are both nuts!!!!!!!!
Mrs. Morganne Again!!
id give anything to walk out that door && never look back. but i know that if i walked away... id come running straight back. i hate that you can control me like that. i hate that no matter what i tell people, i know, i know in my heart, that im crazy in love with you. but i cant take this to much longer. im falling faster then ive ever fallen before.
Yeah .. Thanks B
i know not who i am Not a believer inside the mosque, am I Nor a pagan disciple of false rites Not the pure amongst the impure Neither Moses, nor the Pharoh i know not who i am Not in the holy book, am I Nor in opium, neither in wine Not in the drunkard`s intoxicated craze Niether awake, nor in a sleeping daze i know not who i am In happiness nor in sorrow, am I Neither clean, nor a filthy mire Not from water, nor from earth Neither fire, nor from air, is my birth i know not who i am Secrets of religion, I have not known From Adam and Eve, I am not born I am not the name I assume Not in stillness, nor on the move i know not who i am I am the first, I am the last None other, have I ever known I am the wisest of them all ! do I stand alone? i know not who i am
Mrs Morganne
i want to meet someone... who will call me a cute nickname. who will sit there and just hold me. who will let me call them at 3 in the morning crying. who won't lie to me. who will hug me from behind. who i can trust with all my heart. who misses me when im gone. who is far from perfect, but perfect for me. who will make me laugh till it hurts. who will call me randomly just to talk about nothing. who will play with my hair. who cares about me more than anything. who is willing to put up with all my crap. who will eat chocolate with me. who will sing anything to me...even though they cant. who will call me beautiful, not hott. who will play with me in the rain. who will surprise me often. who will do everything in their power to try not to hurt me. who will lay and listen to music with me. who will not act differently around their friends. who will fall asleep with me. who wont mis-treat me. who can tell when somet
5 Things U Need To Know About Women
top 5 things you need to know about women Current mood: bored 1}it never hurts to say sorry,even if you dont mean it 2}women like a big penis,but having one is not a good excuse to suck at foreplay 3}women are not afraid to get kinky ,you just need te balls to ask them 4)women cant live without stress,every once in awhile she will start a fight for no reason,accept this as a running,inevitable theme and your relationship will make alot more sense 5}once in awhile let her pick the movie and dont
Mrs. Morganne!
Kiss Me!! So kiss me like you did;; My h.e.a.r.t [s t o p p e d] beating. [I]hear your foot step[s] xMove the floorboards above my headx I hope you know that I'm down here [ .Just.for.you. ] How could you do this to me? LookatwhatImadeforyou. make time slower Give me . [longer] . Excuse me [while i fall apart...] Don't flatter yourself sweetheart; L e t m e t a k e t h e w h e e l && c r a s h t h i s c a r . . Do you have to make this so hard? You're so good at [ p.r.e.t.e.n.d.i.n.g ] everything's alright, Soareweplayingforkeeps?
When Will The Fires End?
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This Would Be Written By Mrs. Morganne!!
Never Any Good I'm your toy that never works, the bear missing its head. the doll without a family, and the dog you never fed. I'm your slave without a right, the maid you never pay. the cook you poisened with your words, and the wife you beat today. I'm your camera without film, the crutch that won't support. the pen that never writes, and the problem you can't sort. I'm the clothes on your floor, that you step on everyday. I'm the lies that you speak, and the bullshit that you say. I'm the heart that your broke, the gun that you held. the bullet that went through, and the scream that you yelled. I'm the body on the floor, yes the blood is all mine. i'm splattered on the wall, for all the world to find.
Found It Somewhere!!
Forget his name Forget his face Forget his kiss His warm embrace Forget the love that you once knew Remember he has someone new Forget him when they play your song Remeber when you cried all night long Forget how close you once were Remember he has chosen her Forget how you memorized his walk Forget the way he used to talk Forget the things he use to say Remeber he has gone away Forget his laugh forget his grin Forget the dimples on his chin Forget the way he held you tight Remember he's with her tonight Forget the time that went to fast Forget the love that moved, its pasted Forget he said he'd leave you never Remember he's gone forever!!
Jack Palance
Veteran American actor Jack Palance, who starred in the classic western Shane and the cowboy comedy City Slickers, has died aged 87. His family were at his home in Montecito, California, when he died of natural causes, a spokesman said. Born in Pennsylvania of Ukrainian descent, Palance won fame as a hard man in films such as Shane and Sudden Fear. He turned to comedy in City Slickers, parodying his tough image and winning an Oscar for best supporting actor. On receiving the accolade at the 1992 Academy Awards, he delighted the audience by performing a series of one-arm push-ups on the stage. Evil gunslinger Palance was born Vladimir Palahnuik in 1919, the son of a coal miner, and took up boxing in the 1930s. He turned to acting after decorated service in the Second World War and made his film debut in 1950's Panic In The Streets. He quickly received an Oscar nomination for Sudden Fear, and then achieved greater fame a year later, in 1953, playing evil gunslinge
Tigers Lions And Bears... Oh My!!!!
ugh another day ... just sitting around waiting to run out to walmart to buy a friggin usb cable for my BRAND NEW PRINTER that didnt come with one...... how effin stupid is that.... i know last night i ranted to Jesse about this for almost 2 hours...poor guy.... prolly when he got off the phone he was like "thanks god that is over" LOL.....of course when he and i talk on the phone its like.... we have to pass a talking stick back and forth cuz we could just both sit there and talk pretty much about nothing...but yet we talk about everything....this is something i really never experienced with Dave....with Dave i always felt i was wrong...but im so happy i have someone i can share MY thoughts with and he can share HIS thoughts with me as well..... as i sit here i see someone rating my pictures LOL kind of what i like about this CT thingybobber thingamig...... i seriously need to clean my keyoard LOL.... i think there is something like chocolate between my Page up and Page down but
When The Eagle Cries
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What Will The Porno Of You Life Be Called?
The porno of Stephanie's life will be called ... "Dirrty Hairy" 'What will the porno of your life be called?' at QuizUniverse.com
What Do Your Eyes Reveal About You?
You scored as Eyes full of Pain. People tend to overlook you, which makes you feel less worthy of their attentions. You sometimes wish you could just disapear from the world around you. You have been hurt very badly in the past and you just wish that someone would understand you, and what their cruelty is doing to you.Eyes full of Pain92%Passion67%Mysterious58%Diamond Eyes58%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com
What Care Bear Are You?
You scored as Love-a-lot Bear. You are Love-a-lot Bear. You can often be found hooking people up on dates and they are usually a perfect match. Go forth and spread that love.Harmony Bear83%Love-a-lot Bear83%Funshine Bear75%Share Bear75%Friend Bear67%Tenderheart Bear67%Do-Your-Best Bear67%Laugh-a-lot67%Champ Bear67%Cheer Bear58%Bedtime Bear58%
Great News!!!
Well Wednesday I approved the cover design for my poetry book and now it is in the printing department! I am starting to get excited about and I sure hope that everyone that gets a copy of my first poetry book really enjoyes it and all and yessssssss I have to admit that I hope it is a big hugh hit!!! The title is: "Meausre The Heart" The ISBN NUMBER is: 1-4241-4860-X More details to come!!!!!!
My Story, Pt. 32
[amandas pov] john walks in the door and you smile as he walks over to the bed and hugs you gently. john: hey, how you feelin? amanda: umm alright i guess, just wondering when i'm going to be able to get out of here and if my baby made it. john: baby? amanda: yeah, i was pregnant when i got in the car crash. john: are you serious? who's is it? amanda: *looks at matt* john: it's his? amanda: yeah. john: *looks at matt* can i talk to amanda alone for a minute? amanda: please? matt: *nods* sure. *walks out of the room* john: so other than the car crash, and the baby and stuff, how have you been? amanda: pretty good. john: i was getting kind of worried when you didn't show up at justyns party about a month back. amanda: yeah, i was going to go... but yeah. john: yeah, so, i've missed you. amanda: i've missed you too. john: *kisses you softly* you kiss him back, then after a minute you break away. he smiles and you smile politely right on through. (sorry took that from
The Deal
ok kiddies! here's the deal, my parents are home now, so i cant have the webcam out as much as i would like. PLUS i dont get nude on it anyway so chill your horses, cowboys. so yea, it's not to disappoint, it's so i dont get crucified if my parents find the cam (cuz they're protective like that). next, i gotta kidsit tonight at 6:30 until who knows when. point is, i wont be online from like 6:20 on. BUT i will be making moneys, lol. i'm still gettin the same "i'll be there for you" and then the empty space and silence between me and whoever said it. soooo, i'm done believin that...unless...no nvm, no unless. argh...life is fun somedays. i'm pissed at the frickin hot topic website. this is soooo bitch but i'm sorry, i have to do this. ok i ordered a bunch of stuff from there. i got TWO out of like 5 things. the other stuff was backordered. BS cuz it's still not here and it's been over a month!! grrrr! there's prolly more that you'll be hearing about later but
New Photos
Check it out..........Have pics of me and my daughter acting stupid........Well thats what happens when you have kids, its written in the new parents handbook when they are born.....LOL Hugs All M'Lady Tina Also have a pic of my honey
Thank You...
I WILL NOT FORGET THAT YOU GIVE ME THIS RIGHT!!! Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com
Music
Wisdom
Wisdom Wisdom is the ability, developed through experience, insight and reflection, to discern truth and exercise good judgment. Wisdom is sometimes conceptualized as an especially well developed form of common sense. Most psychologists regard wisdom as distinct from the cognitive abilities measured by standardized intelligence tests. Wisdom is often considered to be a trait that can be developed by experience, but not taught. When applied to practical matters, the term wisdom is synonymous with prudence. Some see wisdom as a quality that even a child, otherwise immature, may possess independent of experience or complete knowledge. Contemporary culture limits the importance of wisdom and intuition, particularly American culture; Wisdom/Intuition is a right brain activity, while logic is a left brain activity. Dietrich Bonhoeffer: To understand reality is not the same as to know about outward events. It is to perceive the essential nature of things. The best-informed man is not nece
Joke Of The Day 11/11/06
The train was travelling along when a beautiful young woman entered the compartment which was deserted except for a businessman reading his paper. The man peered over his paper and asked "Would you let me fuck you for a dollar?" "Certainly not!" exclaimed the young woman, and the businessman returned to his paper. A short while later he looked across again and said "Would you let me fuck you for a million dollars?" After a brief pause, the woman replied "yes, I suppose I would." Again the man returned to his newspaper. A few minutes later the man asked "Would you let me fuck you for five dollars?" "Certainly not!" replied the young woman, getting angry now "What kind of girl do you take me for?" "We've already established that" replied the man, "We're just haggling over the price!"
What's Your Sex Style?
Whats your sex style? Fierce Sex Style
Funny Stuff In Bulletins
These can't be real thoughts and postings on there. I mean just some of the top few i read seem more childish than something my 7 year old niece would write. You people sure do know how to make someone laugh, thank you. I honestly think most of those bulletins are just for a joke(except one). No one can be that dimwitted. I loved commenting on them too. How everyone could say such drivel in their replies is beyond me.
Remember
Remember:The BIGGER The Hair The Closer To God!!!Also The Harder The Cock The Better The Ride!!!
Why Do We Do Things We Do?
Why do we... Take for granted our lives we live Leave things unsaid Let our friends think we don't think about them Let words get in the way Not "show up" for someone we love Judge others Make a big deal out of a small situation Let our emotions overlap others needs Force ourselves to be the "Good Guy" Not do a damn thing about things we care about Have "Dreams" that'll never come true Torture ourselves with reality Live in a fantasy world Live for everyone else and not ourselves Not trust anyone anymore?
Long Time Friends
i had made a friend over 10 years ago. She was a great person,. She accepted me for who I was. Well I lost contact with her and just recently got in contact with her again through a mutual frenmid of ours. Let me tell you that it feels good to see and talk to her again.
Global Warming
I'm Already There
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You Interested In Modeling For Me?
For as long as I can remember, I have loved photos of any type. I'm looking at getting into taking some photos of my own, but I need some models to aide me. I'm looking for local ladies that want to have or have thought about having photos taken of them. I'm not looking at anything odd or weird, at least I don't think so, and it would be nothing that you were not comfortable with. So if you're interested, then send me a note or something. One pose at a time, Chris
At The End Of The Day
At the end of the day what can we say when things are said and done can things be repaired after being broken for so long a broken relationship lost in the balance of our crazy lives men with multiple lives women trapped by marriage when along the way they couldn't see the signs late nights extra exspenses hurt broken in half from the destruction of our ways feels like we have both been chopped in a blade churned and turned over the years we thought it was all good but now its all bad one last kiss as they walk out of each others lives
Reminder
These are all lyrics to songs that I play on my page. If you read the blog..go check out the song!! :) They're either songs that touch me, I love to dance to, or... I just love period!! Enjoy :)
To All!!!
all new people that i added as of the last few days please come by my page and rate my pics and comment them thank you maria
Wow
hey all please show my wife some love most her peeps are either chicken or just don't give a crap...here is her direct link and ya can leave as many comments as you want thank you.
My Heart
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Blister In The Sun
Blister in the Sun When I'm out walking I strut my stuff yeah I'm so strung out I'm high as a kite I just might stop to check you out let me go on like I blister in the sun let me go on big hands I know your the one body and beats I stain my sheets I don't even know why my girlfriend she's at the end she is starting to cry let me go on like I blister in the sun let me go on big hands I know your the one... When I'm out walking I strut my stuff yeah I'm so strung out I'm high as a kite I just might stop to check you out When I'm out walking I strut my stuff yeah I'm so strung out I'm high as a kite I just might stop to check you out body and beats I stain my sheets I don't even know why my girlfriend she's at the end she is starting to cry When I'm out walking I strut my stuff yeah I'm so strung out I'm high as a kite I just might stop to check you out let me go on like I blister in the sun let me go on big hands I know y
Tell Me Why My Tears Run After So Many Years Of Not Crying
thought my tears ran dry but yet again i cry i wonder why all the shit i went through brought me to where im standin and where i got to i sit here with strength in my heart i wont fall apart because for once someone stayed true truer then i ever was to the blue like you dont even have a clue if you think you do you a fool the pain ive endured was cruel and unrelenting now im repenting representin all the fallen i hear em callin my name the game aint a game im like a shoutdown from the heavens Thats why im alive man im their lucky 7 Thanks you to the people who have stayed true to me ill be there for you always, thank you....
What Exactly Classifies An Eating Disorder?
People in my family have been getting kinda worried about me. I think they think I'm trying to starve myself just cause they never see me eat (been there, done that, not the happiest of scenerios). It's not that I DONT eat, I just dont eat as much. I get full pretty quick nowadays,and only eat when im actually hungry. but im definetely not trying to starve myself. I mean, on one hand, they compliment me about the fact that ive lost wieght, but on the other, I get a worried look when im just not hungry enough to eat dinner. I honestly dont eat as healthy as i should as it is and get at least some exercise. I have wieghed alot before and that was when I did starve myself off 30 pounds. So now I can't really blame them if they think I'm trying to starve myself. (I was 14, wieghed about 170) but I eventually gained some back, lost more, gained a little back, and its basically been a yoyo thing ever since. Like the other night, we were having pork chops for dinner and when i told my mom i w
Welcome Home (you)
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This Is Just Too Funny
Serious Note On Cruise Control
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Doug...Free Agent...Stumpy...whatever Date: Nov 11 2006 12:13 PM I did not know this, but then nothing I drive is new enough to have cruise control anyway unless you count a bit and bridle. ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: WINDSRISING Date: Nov 11 2006 2:04 AM this should be common sense... but apparently not I wonder how many people know about this?A 36-year-old female had an accident several weeks ago and totaled her car. A resident of Kilgore, Texas, she was traveling between Gladewater and Kilgore. It was raining, though not excessively, when her car suddenly began to hydroplane and literally flew through the air. She was not seriously injured but very stunned at the sudden occurrence!When she explained to the highway patrolman what had happened, he told her something that every driver should know - NEVER DRIVE IN THE RAIN WITH YOUR CRUISE CONTROL ON. She had thought she was being cauti
Thanks For Ignoring My Bulletins!!
Is it because I dont help you horny buggers to get off by posting explicit pics that you's have no buisness seeing? I think it is repulsive at the amount of people who care more about boobs and stupid ass comments than important things that really matter. WTF must your lives consist of to depend on shit that means nothing at all. I posted a very important bulletin yesterday that I feel very strongly about and its just too damn bad that those who complain about that crap, still do nothing about it. WHY?? The reason is that society has grown so used to others stupidity that they feel it will never change. Ofcourse it will never change when people continue to look the other way. As parents it is our duty to teach our children right from wrong and that all people are created equally. As far as Iam concerned any parent that doesn't teach their kids that does not deserve to be a parent because they've already failed their child. Dont ever think that I have not suffered the eff
Just A Little Something Simple, From Theunloved
Just a little something simple, From TheUnLoved, I had not prepared any comments for the weekend, but due to All The Love You have Shown Me, I felt I needed to Show you some in return. So Ladies, Thank You From The Depths of My Heart! MUAH! Huggs, Kisses and for those of you who prefer Bites, this is for you BITE!
Red White And Blue
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There R A Lot Of Sexy Women On Here
there r a lot of sexy women on here
Veteransday
I Hope all the other Veterans are having a wonderful day... we need to stick together... whether you are a stateside veteran or one who has faught for our country remember we are one. I am a Dissabled American Veteran whom was injured stateside... non combat but am in a wheelchair... remember people even tho a veteran didn't go to war we are all veterans. thanks Joe
Woooohoooo Creamfields!
ahhhhh i'm so excited!!! today creamfields buenos aires!!! yes, it starts at 3pm on saturday and finishes at sunday 6am LOTS of big famous dj's from all over the world, more than 60.000 person there last year, and each year it's better!!! no one can believe it is so good and yes, i'll be there tonight :) (yep, not going so early or i'll die lol, i'm a healthy girl and don't smoke pot or XTC or that shit to feel better lol only drink alcohol) so i'll be out this afternoon till sunday night because tomorrow i plan to sleep lol love you all!!!! click on the image to go to my album
Voting Pictures
someone decided to rate my pictures a 5 and a 6... if you fuckers out there decided to rate lower than a 10 on someones pictures then dont fucking rate at all!!!!
Jokes
school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work. The classroom became a bit unruly and he admonished them. This happened several times. When he could do work at his desk, the strong breeze from the window made his tie flap annoyingly. He kept rearranging and rearranging the tie as the class raised it's level of unruliness. Finally, becoming disgusted with the wayward tie, he stood up and took a big stapler off his desk and stapled the tie to his chest in several places. Discipline was not a problem from that day forth. Contributed by: Raymond Coakley ____________________________________________ A Sunday school teache
In Flanders Fields
In Flanders Fields By: Lieutenant Colonel John McCrae, MD (1872-1918) Canadian Army IN FLANDERS FIELDS the poppies blow Between the crosses row on row, That mark our place; and in the sky The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard amid the guns below. We are the Dead. Short days ago We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow, Loved and were loved, and now we lie In Flanders fields. Take up our quarrel with the foe: To you from failing hands we throw The torch; be yours to hold it high. If ye break faith with us who die We shall not sleep, though poppies grow In Flanders fields.
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Tribute To America
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I Am Alil Pissed Off
This is a vent, i know i just go and post and repsot everything means something and more so about fallen soldiers, missing childern, etc, anything that has meaning. As yesterday i posted something for the soldiers for Veterns/Rememberance Day and it got a repsoted 3 times, is it that you guys just don't give a damn on who's on your friends and families list anymore? I see other people that get things reposted so many times about meaningless sh*t like lets F*ck or something on that sort of line. Then why is it that with all the friends and families on my list don't bother looking at the posts for something that is so important like today. This bothers me to a T and if this keeps happening then I will start deleting people from my list or just leave the site which i like so much, it's hurtful thats all i am saying.
My Grandson
He went to be with Jesus yesterday Nov 10 Andrew Christopher Johnson (Nov17 1980-Nov10 2006)
Happy Veteran's Day
To all of my fellow vets, and all of those currently serving this wonderful country, Happy Veteran's Day to you! You are all heros!!! Your sacrifices are very much appreciated! Please accept my thanks for everything you've done!! Best wishes and God Bless!!! US Navy 1993-2001
Friendship
stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry *&=#$*+, or !^!$$, who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be... until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend". Send this to all 10 of your friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4. Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, b
Friend Of The Day Nov 11 06
Heather@ CherryTAP Check out her profile and show some love. If you want to be my friend of the day, msg me and tell me why you are my friend of the day. First person to give me a gift on here.
Freedom
We truly take a lot for granted. Forget the football "heroes" and movie "stars". Pass this on so that all may know the price of freedom. Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the Canadian/American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom.
Quotes From Will Rogers
Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was probably the greatest political sage this country has ever known. Enjoy the following quotes: Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. There are two theories to arguing with a woman... neither works. Never miss a good chance to shut up. Always drink upstream from the herd. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. There are three kinds of men: ones that learn by reading, few who learn by observation, and the rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. Lettin' the cat outta' the bag
Playlist For 11/11/06
Here's Ya Button For Winamp...Tune In, Rock Out!! Here's Ya Button To The NEW Microsite...Tune In, Rock Out!! The Genocydal Empyre v2.0 Playlist for 11/11/06 12:00am - 3:00 EST 1. The Genocydal Empyre v2.0 (Faith And The Muse - Cantus) (6:05) 2. The Cauldrons - Hallowe'en (1:57) 3. Human Aftertaste - Diamond Studded Halo (5:41) 4. Antitrust - Egypt (5:21) 5. The Gemini Ritual - At Last (4:21) 6. WRR Genocyde Friends (0:38) 7. 6Bit - Crucifixion Experiment (4:18) 8. Murderdolls - 197666 (2:19) 9. Mister Monster - Over Your Dead Body (4:29) 10. Michale Graves - Spiderman Save Me (3:16) 11. Matri-X-Trax - Zombie Girl - Bleeder (4:28) 12. WRR Genocyde Friends (0:38) 13. 6Bit - Crucifixion Experiment (4:18) 14. Mankind is Obsolete - Still Right Here (4:17) 15. The Other - In The Dead Of Night (4:06) 16. Wednesday 13 - I Walked With A Zombie (3:43) 17. Cradle Of Filth - Her Ghost In the Fog (6:24) 18. WRR Genocyde Friends (0:38) 19. 6Bit - Cruci
I Cant Believe I Fell For This
I cant believe I fell for this A "heads up" for you and any of your guy friends who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen August
Come Home Soon
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Nuthin But A Thing.......
to all that has been a real friend I thank you .I was getting involved with a girl on the internet and even though she had 6 kids from different fathers (the story of my life lol)it didnt bother me.But as time went on more of her true sides came out.She is nothing more than a tease as so many others can attest. She is 25 has 6 kids and spreads her legs more than a hooker on in the bowels of new york.She is an illiterate hillbilly that has no class as she shows in her pics and the comments she leaves on guys pages.She says i am the one that is a fool.Well maybe i was but unlike others i have relized her true unworthiness and have come to find out that she is nothing more than a worthless whore.So guys dont fall for her shit she is tring to get some one to take care of her brode and her for she has no prospects on working and you cant tell but the pics are well before her pregnancys i know cause i seen her fat ass on camera .And ladies watch your guys cause she is nothing more than a hom
Take A Sec Out Ur Busy Day Fer A Moment Of Silence And To Stop And Remember Those That Have Served, Are Serving, And Will Serve In The United States M
These are the words to "Taps": "Day is done, Gone the sun, From the lakes, From the hills, From the sky. All is well. Safely rest. God is nigh." THANK YOU TOO ALLL THE VETERANS, SOLDIERS SERVING TODAY IN THE UNITED STATES MILITARY, AND TO THOSE WHO WILL ONE DAY SERVE THIS GREAT NATION!!! PFC BARNACZ, MELODIE (AKA FAERIE MAJIK)
I Love This Site
Where else can you see so many beautiful people. I mean really! I dont think that I have ever seen so many beautiful women in one place in all my life. Not only are the ladies of the CT beautiful on the outside MOST of you are equally beautiful on the inside. I hope that I have never allowed my horrmones to cause me to leave a vaulger comment, because I truly appreciate a woman for all her beauty, and would never want to show any disrespect to any of you. It is just hard for a man at times because we are such visual sexual animals to not speak with our cocks sometimes. Some men are just plain fucking rude and that is all there is to it. But sometimes ladies just know we all dont always mean disrespect its just that you are so intoxicatingly beautiful it is hard to control the tongue at times. Buried at PhotoCasket.com ALL OF YOU!!!!!
Please Mark My Map
Junestdah Speaks Tha Truth...face It Or Run The Other Way.....
I am only as strong as the caffeine I drink, the hair spray I use and the girlfriends I have Here's to you! Why do we only have parties for each other when one of us gets married, pregnant, has a birthday, or retires? What would most of us do without our sisters, confidants, and shopping, lunching and traveling girlfriends? Let's celebrate each other for each other's sake! If you get this twice or more, you are lucky to have more than one girlfriend. Someone will always be prettier. Someone will always be smarter. Their house will be bigger. They will drive a better car. Their children will do better in school. And their husband will fix more things around the house. So let it go, Be Happy! And love yourself and your circumstances. Think about it. The prettiest woman in the world can have hell in her heart. And the most highly favored woman on your job may be unable to have children. And the richest woman you know, she's got the car, the house, t
What A Shitty Day
today not only marks veterens day but also marks my daughters 13th bday yep she is a teenager now.....as some know my kids are in temp foster care and my daughter whos bday is today and this is the 2nd of my kids bdays i have missed all cause iam not able to see them but 1x a week....id think my mom would allow me to come and see her but will she??? hell no.....my mom is havin a party for her tomorrow again ya think i can go and see her again HELL NO!!!!i sit and cry like a baby but just makes me irratated like hell my mom wont let me even spend an hour w/my daughter on her bday
Cyber Dove
Oh mourning dove who cries in the night, Spread your wings but don't take to flight. Stay where space and time stand still, And dream with me a lover's tale. Oh mourning dove, why do you weep, Here is the place where souls don't sleep. Please hear my words, Oh mourning dove, And wipe those tears, for I'm in love.
To The One I Love
To the one I love, the one I adore My only goal in life, the one I live for. Though we may fight more than we get along, I hope our relationship will never go wrong. I love to be with you, I love you around I'm so glad, I'm the one you found. Though you may not see, what you mean to me My love for you will always be. I know you love me, and I know you care That's why I treasure the love we share. I want you to know, I'm here for you. Whatever it is, I'll help you through. To the one I love, the one I adore, My love grows everyday, more and more!
Our American Heros
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Sweeetness
well all i just wanted to say thank you for the love....feel free to spread more to me....please show as many love comments/lust comments as ya want i will appreciate all thas given. here is the direct link
A Gift From Heaven
I was blessed by God when he sent an angel down from Heaven you came and there you were found with your beauty so divine and your soul so sweet it can make a grown man cry and bring the strong to their knees. You are a gift from Heaven with a golden bow with love that stays strong through sleet and snow. With you I am whole, and I think it's meant to be, I cannot thank God enough for this miracle He's given to me.
Happy Valentine's!
'm here to bring you your Valentine's surprise. Come with me take my hand go with me to the crackling fire stretch out beside it on the bear-skin rug and nestle your head into my lap giving you a soothing facial is my gift to you dimmed lights sweet fragrance in the air classical music the sounds of ocean waves in the distance warm lotion heated towels my angelic touch close your eyes relax and trust and let begin warming the lotion caressing your face gently massaging pressing the magical points that release the strain from your eyes the pressure from your mind the tightness from your mouth the tension in your jaws harsh sounds from your ears the knots in your neck and the burden on your shoulders feel good, dear heart may you be filled with love, always my love Happy Valentine's, Valentine
Lastnight Sucked. :[
Lastnight, sucked. I had such an awesome time with my boyfriend, and then we went out for dinner. I had left my cell phone in the truck&when we came back out it was gone. Some assclown emo kid stole my fucking cell phone. :[ Who the hell steals a cell phone?!
What Do Your Eyes Reveal Bout You???
You scored as Eyes full of Pain. People tend to overlook you, which makes you feel less worthy of their attentions. You sometimes wish you could just disapear from the world around you. You have been hurt very badly in the past and you just wish that someone would understand you, and what their cruelty is doing to you.Passion58%Eyes full of Pain58%Diamond Eyes42%Mysterious33%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com
A Terrible Shipwreck
A terrible shipwreck..... A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle -- a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed, and then, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Hillary Clinton. That evening, th
11/11 @ 11:00
Why do we remember at this time on this day... For on this day in 1918 The guns of August 1914 fell silent this day Verdun Ypres Gallipoli The Eastern Front Flanders fields these names forgotten now All were fresh all were new For on this November the 11 at 11:00 1918 The guns of August fell silent. That is why we remember on this day The guns of August fell silent on this day so long ago The guns they fell silent So as you honor those who serve and those who have on this day remember this. The guns fell silent.
What Type Of Girl Are You??
You scored as Goth. Goth69%Loser63%Popular Bitch56%Nerdy Girl44%Athletic Tomboy44%Hippy38%Slut38%Preppy Girl31%What type of girl are you?!!created with QuizFarm.com
Amazingly Simple Home Remedies
Amazingly Simple Home Remedies 1. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. About lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink. 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic! Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, after which you'll be afraid to cough. 7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget all about that toothache. 8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really a
Airplane
Blonde Joke A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY LOS ANGELES TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO- PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT. THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T
Instead Of A Quote For The Day...here Is This :)
A cold March wind danced around the dead of night in Dallas as the doctor walked into the small hospital room of Diana Blessing. She was still groggy from surgery...Her husband, David, held her hand as they braced themselves for the latest news.That afternoon of March 10, 1991, complications had forced Diana, only 24-weeks pregnant, to undergo an emergency Cesarean to deliver couple's new daughter, Dana Lu Blessing.......At 12 inches long and weighing only one pound nine ounces, they already knew she was perilously premature...Still, the doctor's soft words dropped like bombs."I don't think she's going to make it," he said, as kindly as he could..."There's only a 10-percent chance she will live through the night, and even then, if by some slim chance she does make it, her future could be a very cruel one"..Numb with disbelief, David and Diana listened as the doctor described the devastating problems Dana would likely face if she survived...She would never walk, she would never talk, sh
Thank A Vet.don't Rate This Blog...rate Wolfeagles....he Is At The Bottom Of The Page.i Got This From Him.
Except for Taps & Amazing Grace, no SONG has ever grab me like this one does. PLEASE.......Listen Closely......it's Only 2 Minutes of your time!!!!! If only this could be played ALL over our country on 11/11 at 11:00a.m. They were all young men & women when they gave so bravely ............ Here is chance to Thank a Veteran I Know they would really appeciate it!!! "Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same! or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once was like in the United States where men were free." "Unknown Aurthor" Veteran's Thank You Blog Barbershop Singer Navy (51-54) Big Dog OwnerAir Force (85-87) U.S. Military seeulater27 DRiteGuy4U hrdrfstr Military Veteran
Mechanic
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?" The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?" The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic... "Try doing it with the engine running."
Peeing Emergency
PEEING EMERGENCY Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee. So they decided to stop in a nearby cemetery. Having nothing to wipe with, one of them thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These damn girl's nights out have got to stop. I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!" That's nothing", said the other husband,
Two Boys
TWO BOYS Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight", the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know how these are used?" The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me.They are for him. He's my little brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one.
Breathalyzer Test
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the nursing home taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Becuase the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in. One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!," he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and puled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. "OK," he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall. As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said, "On your way, Ma'am." As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in fr
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Heart And Soul
I saw you again today, and my feelings, I can't control. The feelings that I have for you, fill up my heart and soul. Every word you speak to me, I treasure deep inside, and I feel my love grow stronger, a love I no longer can hide. Every little touch you give, makes my heart beat out of control, and no one knows these feelings, except my heart and soul.
36 Upfront Questions
Answer and repost as 36 Upfront Questions 1. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CONSUMED ALCOHOL? 2. WHAT IS YOUR WEAKNESS? 3. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ACCUSED OF BEING A SLUT? 4. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? 5.WHERE WERE U ON VALENTINES DAY? 6. WHAT IS THE LAST THING SOMEONE SAID TO YOU? 7. DO YOU HATE BEING POKED? 8. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU ATE OUT? 9. WHAT KIND OF SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? 10. LAST TIME YOU FELT GUILTY ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DID? 11. WHAT IS THE LAST MAGAZINE YOU READ? 12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR(s 13. IS THERE A PLASMA AND A BIG SCREEN IN YOUR HOUSE? 14. DO YOU WATCH MUSIC VIDEOS IN THE MORNING 15. HOW DO YOU KNOW IF SOMEONE IS IN LOVE WITH YOU? 16. DO YOU STILL LIVE IN YOUR HOMETOWN? 17. WHAT SEASON WERE YOU BORN IN? 18. WHAT ETHINICITY IS YOUR GRANDMA 19. DO YOU HAVE ANY PLANS FOR TONIGHT? 20. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHADE OF PINK? 21. DO YOU WATCH FLAVOR OF LOVE? 22.
The Place Where My Heart Lives
Deep down inside that special place that lives inside my heart I found you wandering through ... I took hold of your hand and walked you around and asked you not to depart. For when I visit that lonely room where my heart sometimes does stay and find you there I wonder where you've been before today. And the pleasure and passion that fills that room when you are here makes me feel so good that I wish you would stay forever, my dear. Now, that room where I found you is quiet again waiting for you to arrive but the memories you left there are warm and sincere and that's what keeps this feeling alive. So, the door to that room will stay open waiting for you, once again to fill it with pleasure too immense to measure - just waiting and wondering when.
Casualties Of War
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Two Birds
Two birds begin a journey long, From different points in a far off land; With a luring urge - in heart a song, Two novices heed life's command. As they make their great migration, Their feeble feet turn to taloned hands; And the two reach their destination As seasoned travelers in the southern lands. Still unaware that the other lives, Each alights upon the very same tree; And there the two, as if guided by God, Fall madly in love and marry. Thus so it is with you and me; Two birds which Heaven's winds did blow To this blessed rendezvous of life, Like the two Swallows at Capistrano.
Ya So Whats Yours Lol
You have a sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
The Night Draws
return to the scene of the crime back with the letter of death control you fate with a sliver of black and take your final breath no one gets out of here and no one can see the things coming your way I guess its destiny so take your place on your crown of thorns and forget the things you see youll be put in your place and be in misery the night draws you in and keeps you near It takes away from you and all you feel is fear the darkness coming close and its all you can take the path of nothingness is paved with heartbreak
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'cuckoo's Nest' Hospital Investigated For Abuse
PORTLAND, Oregon (AP) -- Federal investigators are looking into patient care at the hospital made famous in the movie "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest," where there have been reports of abuse, short staffing and overcrowding. The Oregon State Hospital is one of the oldest and most dilapidated state mental institutions in the nation. The movie was filmed there in 1975. Justice Department officials are expected to visit the hospital next week. The department alerted Gov. Ted Kulongoski in June that it would investigate whether patients' constitutional rights were violated. The facility is at the center of discussions about reforming mental health care in Oregon. Reports of abuse and other problems led lawmakers to reassess the hospital's future. Lawmakers have proposed replacing it with two separate hospitals and two residential facilities at an estimated cost of at least $324 million. It's unclear how long the investigation could take. Justice Department spokeswoman Cynth
Way's To Say No
Ways to say no * I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it. * I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products. * I have to floss my pets. * I have to go to the post office to see if I'm still wanted. * I want to spend more time with my blender. * I'm attending the opening of my garage door. * I'm building a pig from a kit. * I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling. * I'm enrolled in aerobic scream therapy. * I'm getting my overalls overhauled. * I'm going through cherry cheesecake withdrawal. * I'm staying home to work on my mottled yogurt sculptures. * I'm teaching my ferret to yodel. * I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes. * I've got plans to go downtown to try on gloves. * It's my parakeet's bowling night. * My patent is pending. * The nice man on television told me to stay tuned.
A Soldier.. Thank You Army Brat
THIS IS THE PAIN OF HEARING YOUR SOLDIER IS NEVER COMING BACK HOME. Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com
All I Want For Christmas Is A Slodier Comeing Home
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After His Death, Sgt. Mock's Words Mean Even More
BAGHDAD, Iraq (CNN) -- I was scrolling through the Pentagon's list of American troops killed in action in October, trying to determine how many deaths were caused by roadside bombs and how many by small-arms fire. That's when I came across the name of Army Sgt. Willsun Mock, 23, of Harper, Kansas. The realization that he died crashed down on me. (Watch Mock describe the thoughts and fears of a soldier at war -- 4:11) I flashed back to the moment that I saw the news release on October 22 of a "MND-B soldier killed by roadside bomb in eastern Baghdad. The name of the deceased is being withheld pending notification of the next of kin." A colleague had said at the time: "That's 11 this weekend." Number 11 was Mock, a soldier I met in the fall of 2004. I really got to know Mock, ­as his comrades called him, as a specialist during the infamous November 2004 Falluja offensive. He would be on the gun on overnight duty, and I would be trying to send our stories back to CNN'
After His Death, Sgt. Mock's Words Mean Even More
BAGHDAD, Iraq (CNN) -- I was scrolling through the Pentagon's list of American troops killed in action in October, trying to determine how many deaths were caused by roadside bombs and how many by small-arms fire. That's when I came across the name of Army Sgt. Willsun Mock, 23, of Harper, Kansas. The realization that he died crashed down on me. (Watch Mock describe the thoughts and fears of a soldier at war -- 4:11) I flashed back to the moment that I saw the news release on October 22 of a "MND-B soldier killed by roadside bomb in eastern Baghdad. The name of the deceased is being withheld pending notification of the next of kin." A colleague had said at the time: "That's 11 this weekend." Number 11 was Mock, a soldier I met in the fall of 2004. I really got to know Mock, ­as his comrades called him, as a specialist during the infamous November 2004 Falluja offensive. He would be on the gun on overnight duty, and I would be trying to send our stories back to CNN'
Oscar Winner Jack Palance Dead At 87
LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) -- Actor Jack Palance, who won an Oscar with his comedic self-parody in 1991's "City Slickers," died Friday. He was 87, said spokesman Dick Guttman, and died of natural causes in his home in Montecito, California, surrounded by his family. Known for hard, grizzled roles in numerous Westerns during his six-decade career, Palance gained a second wind of fame when he won the best supporting actor Oscar for playing Curly in "City Slickers." (Watch the "Shane" gunslinger turn into a comedy star -- 1:31 ) The actor clutched his Oscar in one hand and dropped to the ground for a round of vigorous one-handed push-ups. The Academy Awards crowd laughed and applauded as he said, "That's nothing, really. As far as two-handed push-ups, you can do that all night, and it doesn't make a difference whether she's there or not." It was a magic moment that epitomized the actor's 40 years in films. Always the iconoclast, Palance had scorned most of his movie ro
More National Guard Units May Get Second Tours In Iraq
WASHINGTON (AP) -- The nation's citizen soldiers, already strained by long tours in Iraq and Afghanistan, could be tapped again under new plans being developed by the Pentagon. National Guard combat brigades that have already served in Iraq may be called for a second tour, likely breaking the 24-month deployment limit initially set by the Pentagon, the Guard's top general said. While active-duty soldiers and smaller Guard units and members have returned to Iraq for multiple tours, the new plans would, for the first time, send entire Guard combat brigades back to the battlefront. Brigades generally have about 3,500 troops. The move -- which could include brigades from Arkansas, Florida, Indiana and North Carolina -- would force the Pentagon to make the first large-scale departure from its previous decision not to deploy reserves for more than a total of 24 months in Iraq. (Watch new directions U.S. could take in Iraq -- 2:01) For some units, a second tour would mean they wou
Cute Koala
Hi Everyone. New to town here,hope you will support me to cope.. Easy going woman who loves a good laugh. Come and don't be shy to interduce yourself...I won't bite..Promise..Hihihi. Hope to hear from you soon. Catch ya mate. Loulou.xxx
The Room
THE ROOM 17-year-old Brian Moore had only a short time to write something for a class. The subject was what Heaven was like. "I wowed 'em," he later told his father, Bruce. "It's a killer. It's the bomb. It's the best thing I ever wrote.." It also was the last. Brian's parents had forgotten about the essay when a cousin found it while cleaning out the teenager's locker at Teary Valley High School . Brian had been dead only hours, but his parents desperately wanted every piece of his life near them-notes from classmates and teachers, his homework. Only two months before, he had handwritten the essay about encountering Jesus in a file room full of cards detailing every moment of the teen's life.. But it was only after Brian's death that Beth and Bruce Moore realized that their son had described his view of heaven. "It makes such an impact that people want to share it. You feel like you are there." Mr. Moore said. Brian Moore died May 27, 1997, the day after Memorial Day. He
Hip-hop Albums Review
40 Cal cd broken safety.40 Cal is a member of dipset but he remains somewhat behind the scenes because of camron, juelz and jim jones doing so well for the group. 40 has to be one of the most lyrical rappers in the game today he has amazing wordplay, his delivery is always on point and the depth of versatility is endless. 40 really shines on songs like "real bitch" feat Freek Zeeky, "survivor" feat Akon, "think i'm not gangsta" and "sam scared" and for the overall mic rating for this album it gets a 4 out 5 mics. Jim jones P.O.M.E. (product of my enviroment)- Jim jones is not a real lyrical rapper but his work gets better everytime out this is his 3rd album and its killa. The energy on the album is amazing Jim finds a way to never lose the listner with his grimey and club hood esque mix of songs. He shines on such songs as "we fly high", "weatherman" feat lil wayne and stack bundles, "reppin time" and "don't push me away" feat rell. Overall I give this album 4 out of 5 mics. Ray
I Miss You
I miss you. Your voice brings me peace at a time my arms are at war with reality. Wrapped around you is their desire. Longing for you is their outcome. Comfort in your giggle makes the loneliness of your absence seem almost bearable. Time stands still when we talk, letting hours seem like seconds. The next "hey baby" is as anxiously anticipated as spring right after a snowed in winter. I've been kept from living while you were away. Now i'm reborn, by, for, and most of all in your love.
Make It Count
Saturday, November 11, 2006 Make it count Don't miss out on the value in this moment by wishing that it had somehow been different. Live it for all that it can be. Don't let this beautiful day slip uselessly through your fingers while consumed with worry about what tomorrow will bring. Make full use of the time you now have, and that will put you in the best position to face anything that may come. Whatever your age, or level of physical ability, or financial situation, there is something positive and valuable you can do right now. Consider all the beautiful choices that life is currently making available to you, and then seize the best of them. You already know how satisfying it feels to make a positive difference. Realize that you now have the opportunity to experience that satisfaction again, right where you are. Life is happening all around you right now. This moment is precisely what you make it. Make it full, and rich, and memorable and valuable. Give your be
A Soldiers Wife...
I PRAYED FOR STRENGTH... I PRAYED FOR PEACE... I PRAYED TO BRING HIM HOME TO ME. YET HE NEVER MADE IT HOME. R.I.P. JAMES A CHANCE. "JIMMY" I LOVE YOU AND ILL ALWAYS MISS YOU. R.I.P. TO EVERY FALLEN SOLDIER THAT HAS DIED DEFENDING MY FREEDOM. MAY GOD PROTECT THE ONES STILL FIGHTING AND WATCH OVER THEIR FAMILIES AS THEY DEAL WITH THE PAIN OF THEIR LOVED ONES GOING TO BATTLE. Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com
Soldier
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Be Who You Are
don't try to impress anyone else. the right person will like you for who you are. if they don't, they aren't your friends anyways. So what if insecure idiots call you fat, ugly, or unattractive. there's so many people in the world that there's no time to worry about the insecure few, so get out there and be yourself and the rest will fall into place.
11/11/ 11:00
Why do we remember at this time on this day For on this day in 1918 The guns of August 1914 fell silent this day Verdun Ypres Gallipoli The Eastern Front Flanders fields these names forgotten now All were fresh all were new For on this November the 11 at 11:00 1918 The guns of August fell silent. That is why we remember on this day The guns of August fell silent on this day so long ago The guns they fell silent So as you honor those who serve and those who have on this day remember this. The guns fell silent. Caty
The Life Of Tater
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12 Freaky Sex Facts
- About 1% of women are allergic to semen. Within minutes to hours of a man's ejaculation, they develop swelling and itching wherever their skin made contact with the stuff. Luckily, having a guy wear a condom prevents the allergy from flaring up. - A recent study found that 1 out of 100 people are asexual--they've never been sexually attracted to anyone. - On the other hand, 2% of women are turned on all the time. They suffer from persistent sexual arousal syndrome, which causes them to orgasm 10 to hundreds of times a day. - Guys in their teens and 20s can get off up to 10 times a day. That's because they have high levels of testosterone, which keeps their libido raging. - A man's testicles are always a few degrees cooler than the rest of his body; if they aren't, his sperm will be damaged. If the air feels too cool or he's in cold water, his scrotal muscles raise his twins closer to his body to heat them up. If it's too hot, his balls hang away from his crotch, s
My First Blog On Here
well this is my first blog and i just wanted to say hi. ok later. nah just playing i'll put more. well i am gonna be editing things on here so keep checking to see what i do to it. and for any lo's or lette's that want to chat or know my myspace page just send me a message and we can chat cuz i am looking for new friends and want to chat with lots of lo's and lette's well now i am out black rain falls indoors and outside the court jester of hell's pit and clown prince of shangr-la pagon.
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A Slodiers Wife
Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com
There Is Always A Reason
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn. They bring you an e
Traveling Soldier
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Omgwtf Lots Of Qs
fave celeb? fave supermodle? fave movie? fave animal? fave car? fave video game/games? fave body part? fave cd? fave rock band? fave metal band? fave heavy metal band? fave rapper? fave cartoon? fave adult swim cartoon? fave website? fave animal? fave game?
Woman Bites Mans Testicles
Woman bites boyfriend's testicles A 32-year-old man had to go to hospital because he was bitten in his testicles by his girlfriend. His girlfriend has been arrested on suspicion of domestic battery. According to police report, police officers found the bite victim nude and bleeding in the middle of the street. After the man was bitten in his testicles by his 26-year-old girlfriend during a drunken rage, he immediately called the police. On Thursday the woman was in the Washoe Country Jail. Bail was set to $3000. At their home they got an altercation. The woman was drunken and started a physical fight with her boyfriend. After the fight the man had bite wounds to his shin, inner thigh, ankle, palm and testicles. At the hospital he was treated for minor injuries.
Happy Veterans Day
Reposting this one!! Let me start off by saying I have the utmost respect for all our men and women in the miltary..they sacrifice thier lives for our freedom. They give up so much. I wanted to thank my baby DJ for fighting for freedom in Operation Desert Storm. He served 8 years in the Army. I truly respect him for doing that. Anyhow people are so quick to say that our military is there becuase they are forced or the recruiter lied to them. Our men and women choose to serve, some not for all the right reasons but they are there becuase they believe in america. Respect that!!! Thanks to all who have served and those who are serving... Thanks to: Uncle Larry--Airforce /Vietnam Uncle David--Army/Vietnam/Tunnel Rat /Purple Heart Uncle Danny-- Army/Vietnam My Father--Korea My Baby Dewayne..Operation Desert Storm I made DJ a video..he will kill me for later. Anyhow here it is! Thank you Baby!!
Im Loving Memory.....
I KNOW THIS PAIN VERY WELL. SPC JAMES A CHANCE "JIMMY"... MY FIANCE.... WAS KILLED ON NOVEMBER 6TH 2003. WE WERE TO BE MARRIED IN JANUARY OF 2004 YET THAT DAY NEVER ARRIVED. INSTEAD I HAD TO LISTEN TO THE WORDS.. "IM SORRY, YOUR FIANCE WAS KILLED IN THE LINE OF DUTY." I HOPE AND PRAY FOR ANY WIFE GIRLFRIEND HUSBAND OR BOYFRIEND...SONS AND DAUGHTERS AND SO ON... THAT YOU NEVER HAVE TO HEAR THOSE WORDS. GOD BLESS YOU HEROS..YOUR MEMORIES WILL ALWAYS LIVE ON. ~PAIN IS MY PASSION~ .. width="425" height="350">..>
Lithium Lover's Survey
MY SEXY SURVEY 1. Anal or oral? I like oral ~~ I JUST DON'T LIKE ORAL I LOVE ORAL~~ I LOVE THE THINGS YOU CAN FOR A WOMAN, THE FACES, THE SOUNDS THE BREATHING 2. Chocolate or whip Cream? whip cream.... 3. Ice or feathers? Ice 4. Two girls and a guy or two guys and a girl? NO DOUBT 2 WOMEN AND ME 5. Movie porn or live porn? LIVE, duh! REAL~~ MOVIE PORN GETS MONOTONOUS 6. What do you wear to bed ? BOXER BRIEFS 7. Love making or hard fucking? DEPENDS ON THE MOOD BUT BOTH OFTEN 8. Do you shave ? I LOVE BARE WOMEN OR A SMALL LANDING STRIP~~ I WILL LET A WOMEN SHAVE ME IF I KNOW HER WELL ENOUGH 9. Spit or swallow? PUSSY JUICE IS THE BESTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT 10. Do you masturbate ? YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS AFTER LOOKING AT SOME OF THE CHERRIES PICS HELL YEAH 11. Whats your turn on ? EYES, PASSION, DESIRE AND HARD NIPPLES 12. Whats your favorite position ? ALL LOVE TO START WITH ORAL THO 13. Do you belive in no glove no love ? I
Penis Facts!!!
Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches Average length when erect: 5.1 Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale) Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop: 10 feet Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200 Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000 Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7 Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150 Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight. Foods that i
My Survey
> These questions get right to the point answer truthfully and repost .. > > 1. Anal or oral? Both, giving anal, give and recieve oral(love giving) > > 2. Chocolate or whip Cream? Whip cream > > 3. Ice or feathers? Ice > > 4. Two girls and a guy or two guys and a girl? Perfer mff, > > 5. Movie porn or live porn? live > > 6. What do you wear to bed ? nothing > > 7. Love making or hard fucking? depends on the person and the mood > > 8. Do you shave ? no > > 9. Spit or swallow? n/a > > 10. Do you masturbate ?yes > > 11. Whats your turn on ? beautiful women getting kinky( you'll have to ask for the rest) > > 12. Whats your favorite position ? Doggie style, woman on top > > 13. Do you belive in no glove no love ? depends on situation > > 14. Where would you really love to have sex ? anywhere > > 15. How long can you go ? (and be honest)most of the time a couple of hours > > 16. Bondage or soft & gentle ?depends on partner >
Weird Sex Facts
Largest erect pen!s: 13" Smallest erect pen!s: 1.75" The Caramoja tribe of northern Uganda tie a weight the end of their pen!ses to enlongate them sometimes to such a degree that the men literally have to knot them up. In 1609 a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with 2 pen!ses. Since then, there have been 80 documented cases of men with the same. During foreplay, a woman's breast can increase in size up to 25%. The maximum depth at which vaginal stimulation occurs is only 2". In the 1950s, it was found out that 75% of men cum within 2 minutes of penetration, with the orgasm lasting no longer than a few seconds. The longest documented for a women is one minute. Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18 year old couples make love an average of 3 times a night, every night, until they're in their 30s, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14. (I wanna move!) The maximum speed at which the erotic sensations travel from the skin to the brain has been
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Keeping You Up To Date!!!
Hey everyone!!!                   I just wanted to let you all know that I have been realy buissy with my website and hope that yu will take the time to go here and check it out!!! I know most f you havent hear much from me and I am sorry!!! I will be keeping in tuch as soon as I get all caught up and things to were they need to be!!! Feel free to comment and leave me messages and I shall get back to you as soon as possible!! I do Hope that you like the website and wil come visite as much as you can!!! You all are more than welcome to stop by and see whats new and going on!!!                   I want you all to know that all the contest will now be going on on the website as well!!! If you want to know what they are you should stop by and check them out!!! I have many more contest comming up and hope that many of you will join in and have fun!!! When you register you should make your username as like state abrieviation underscore username date of birth such as Ks_MixMaste
Weird Facts 2
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie. However, since the glue used on stamps also contains 1/10th of a calorie...... stamp glue in most countries in the world is vegetarian, by the way. Still on the rich topic of dysfunctional or just plain silly beliefs, vampire lore is Count Chocula full of them. For example, according to folklore there are a number of ways to protect yourself from vampires, including the ever-popular wearing of garlic or a religious symbol such as a cross. You can slow a vampire down by giving him something to do, like pick up poppy seeds or unravel a net. (They're reportedly quite compulsive.) Cross water and he can't follow. If you can find the body, give it a bottle of whiskey or food so it doesn't have to travel. If that doesn't work, either shoot the corpse (may require a silver bullet) or drive a stake through the heart. And remember, the vampire won't enter your dwelling unless invited.
Re-poast
TEXAS ! Rules of Texas : 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 3. They are cattle &oil wells. That's what they smell like to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-20 and I-10 go east and west, I-35 goes north and south. Pick one. 4. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton strippers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 5. So every person in every pickup waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 7. Yeah, we eat
If I Had My Life To Live Over
by Erma Bombeck (Written after she found out she was dying from cancer.) I would have gone to bed when I was sick instead of pretending the earth would go into a holding pattern if I weren't there for the day. I would have burned the pink candle sculpted like a rose before it melted in storage. I would have talked less and listened more. I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained, or the sofa faded. I would have eaten the popcorn in the 'good' living room and worried much less about the dirt when someone wanted to light a fire in the fireplace. I would have taken the time to listen to my grandfather ramble about his youth. I would have shared more of the responsibility carried by my husband. I would never have insisted the car windows be rolled up on a summer day because my hair had just been teased and sprayed. I would have sat on the lawn with my grass stains. I would have cried and laughed less while watc
To Remember Me
TO REMEMBER ME by Robert N. Test Give my sight to the man who has never seen a sunrise, a baby's face or love in the eyes of a woman. Give my heart to a person whose own heart has caused nothing but endless days of pain. Give my kidneys to one who depends on a machine to exist from week to week. Give my blood to the teenager who was pulled from the wreckage of his car so that he might live to see his grandchildren play. Take my bones, every muscle, every fiber and nerve in my body and find a way to make a crippled child walk. If you must bury something, let it be my faults, my weaknesses and all prejudices against fellow man. Give my sins to the devil Give my soul to God. If by chance, you wish to remember me, do it with a kind deed or word to someone who needs you. If you do all I have asked I will live forever.
Message To My Son And Daughter
Since Heaven has become your home I sometimes feel I’m so alone; and though we now are far apart and hold a big piece of my heart. I never knew how much I’d grieve when it was time for you to leave; or just how much my heart would ache from that one fragment you would take. God lets this tender hole remain reminding me we’ll meet again, and one day all the pain will cease when He restores this missing piece. He’ll turn to joy my every tear, and when I wear this necklace near it will become my simple way to treasure our Reunion Day.
Weird Facts
Did you know: That butterflies taste with their feet. One of the numerous vampire legends claims that stealing someone's shadow (by measuring it against a wall and driving a nail through its head) can turn the victim into a vampire. (You can't do anything similar or analagous to a vampire of course, since they don't have shadows!!) Most babies are born with 250 bones. However, adults typically have only 206 bones in their bodies. According to a book with the dubious distinction of being titled: "The Illustrated Book of Sexual Records.", the most maligned and vilified sexual practice in the world is - brace yourselves................ masturbation. Folks, including some doctors, have tried to tell hormone-filled teens for centuries that "self abuse" can cause impotence, hairy fingers, shrinking sexual organs, stunting of growth, sexual obsessions, every variety of mental illness imaginable, tabes dorsalis (whatever that is....), pulmonary consumption, dyspepsia, dimness of
I Believe
I Believe That once in a lifetime, you meet one special someone who can touch you, like no other. The opportunity to meet that special someone is closer than you know. There is someone who can love as deeply and unconditionally as I do. There is someone not afraid to touch the soul. There is someone who will guide, as well as lead me. There is someone who will stand beside me, and be someone I could stand beside. There is someone who is comfortable doing or saying nothing just being together is enough. That lying under a blanket of stars is the most beautiful way to spend the night together.
My Sexy Survey
1. Anal or oral? I like oral more, but anal is good when done right.... 2. Chocolate or whip Cream? whip cream....chocolate if we are in a tub or something... 3. Ice or feathers? Ice 4. Two girls and a guy or two guys and a girl? That is a tough one....two guys I would imagine.. 5. Movie porn or live porn? LIVE, duh! 6. What do you wear to bed ? T-shirt when I am alone, a bra when I am with someone...keeps the boobies perky.. 7. Love making or hard fucking? VERY much both, depends on our mood...and where we are at, and if there's a camera watching....lol 8. Do you shave ? always 9. Spit or swallow? I like to play with it a little....freak him out....swallow if it's a quickie...less mess... 10. Do you masturbate ? all the damn time...I love my hand.....hahaha 11. Whats your turn on ? pure inbridled passion and majorly good kissers, love ORAL men! 12. Whats your favorite position ? me on top or doggie..I really just love em all... 13. Do you belive in
In Loving Memory Of All That Have Fallen
In Flanders Fields the poppies blow Between the crosses, row on row, That mark our place; and in the sky The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard amid the guns below. We are the Dead. Short days ago We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow, Loved, and were loved, and now we lie In Flanders fields. Take up our quarrel with the foe: To you from failing hands we throw The torch, be yours to hold it high. If ye break faith with us who die We shall not sleep, though poppies grow In Flanders fields WRITTEN BY GENERAL JOHN MCRAE REMEMBER, ALL GAVE SOME, SOME GAVE ALL ON NOVEMBER 11TH AT 11 AM CAN WE ALL TAKE 2 MINUTES TO SILENCE OUR MOUTHS, FORGET ABOUT WORK, AND REMEMBER THE ONES WHO FOUGHT SO THAT WE COULD OPEN OUR MOUTHS AND SPEAK FREELY, SO THAT WE COULD GET UP AND GO TO WORK FOR A DECENT PAY CHECK IN THE JOB WE CHOOSE AND SO THAT WE CAN SIT HERE ON CHERRYTAP AND MEET NEW AND EXCITING PEOPLE. IT IS ONLY 2 MINUTES OUT OF OUR SO HECTIC LIVES
November 11th 2006
I am sorry I havent been around as much. Many things have happend since I left my last blog from the car accident my life mate and I were into. As it stand my father of 65 years old. Is in a hospitl bed fighting for his life. It is grim. VERY grim. They were to send him home to pass away yesterday till his O2 levels dropped so severly he couldnt do the transport. So He is still in the hospital hooked up to a vent to do his breathing for him. Itis commen to a tough time in my life where Ihave to do his wishes. If there is no chance he can live life with out that tube to make him breath. I am by his wishes an law. TO pull the plug an let him die as he asked for. His heat is failing his only kidney is failing and his lungs are failing. I hav come to tersm with the fact that he will not be here for his fav holiday. Christmas was his fave timeof the year. It is when we all have our wonderful family times to remember past famil members an share new memories. It is very hard for me r
Casting Call For Movie
Casting Call We are getting ready to produce another movie and have a need for both male and female talent. The location is a private one somewhere in East Tennessee and will not be disclosed until the time of the shoot. If you are interested in being on film and in our next DVD then please send the following information to ssvideo@toyorders.com - Please note when sending email to that address you will have to verify your email address before I get the email due to the 1000's of spam emails I get. You can also contact me via yahoo messenger sunshynevideo should you have any questions. - NAME - AGE & BIRTHDATE - ETHNICITY - LOCATION - AVAILABILITY - Experience - CONTACT INFO - HEAD AND BODY PHOTOS
Some Info On My Sets...
If you would like to download my sets, please go to here and get them for free! I am looking for some feedback on them. Here is some info about each set... "It's A Beat Down" - This set is an upbeat set that has new songs as well as some favorites from the past. BPM's: 140. Please enjoy! "The Voices In My Head" - If you enjoy vocal trance, this is a must have. Almost every song has some sort of vocals in it. This set includes the likes of Benny Benassi, Madonna, Tiesto and Iio. BPM's: 130-140 "The TPS Reports Volume 1" - This is my first tag team ever with the very talented Dj plur. This set is based on our premise of TPS, which in the DJ world stands for "Total Perfection Syndrome". An 80 minute mix that fits perfectly on a CD to bump to in your car and at home! BPM's: 134-142 "Broken Kode - Clearly Misunderstood Passive Aggression" - This is my second tag team and it joins Dj DnC to form "Broken Kode". This set has a lot of vocal trance plus some breaks and c
Lest We Not Forget...........
In Flanders Fields By: Lieutenant Colonel John McCrae, MD (1872-1918) Canadian Army IN FLANDERS FIELDS the poppies blow Between the crosses row on row, That mark our place; and in the sky The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard amid the guns below. We are the Dead. Short days ago We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow, Loved and were loved, and now we lie In Flanders fields. Take up our quarrel with the foe: To you from failing hands we throw The torch; be yours to hold it high. If ye break faith with us who die We shall not sleep, though poppies grow In Flanders fields. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- McCrae's "In Flanders Fields" remains to this day one of the most memorable war poems ever written. It is a lasting legacy of the terrible battle in the Ypres salient in the spring of 1915. Here is the story of the making of that poem: Although he had been a doctor for years and h
The Marine...
The Marine Please don't delete this until you send it on, Let's send it around the world. FRIENDS ARE BORN, NOT MADE This is a poem being sent from a Marine to his Dad. For those who take the time to read it, you'll see a letter from him to his Dad at the bottom. It makes you truly thankful for not only the Marines, but ALL of our troops. THE MARINE We all came together, Both young and old To fight for our freedom, To stand and be bold. In the midst of all evil, We stand our ground, And we protect our country From all terror around. Peace and not war, Is what some people say. But I'll give my life, So you can live the American way. I give you the right To talk of your peace. To stand in your groups, and protest in our streets. But still I fight on, I don't bitch, I don't whine. I'm just one of the people Who is doing your time. I'm harder than nails,

I Love Sporks Pt2 Hbday
THIS IS THAT SPANKING I PROMISED YOU WILL GET THAT WARM FEELING DEEP INSIDE OF YOU AND SOON WILL FORGET THE SPANKING YOUR SWEET AS JUST GOT AND WAN A DIFFERENT PRESENT AND WANT IT BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST A GUESS ((WINK)) DAN
Last One
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Vacations ;))) Wowwwwwwwww
Hello my lovely friends !!! I will be on vacations for one week, in a beach. I wish for all my friends a wonderfull week and see you all when I back: 11/18 I will not have as to use the computer, I will answer everything in the return;((( I love you Always, take care!!! 1000 kisses for you ;))) Have a wonderful weekend ;)))
Going Offline For A Bit.
This is just to let everyone know that I won't be online for a while. We're having our internet service changed and I'm not sure how long it will be. So, after Monday 11/13/06, I won't be on. Talk to everyone soon. I'll miss the comments and good thoughts, they help make my days brighter.
Vets Day
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Vets Day
i know i have posted this before but today being vets day and all i posted it agin if u see or talk to a vet today tell them how much u thank thme for what they have do for us wendell My name is MIA I am eternal. I've fought in every war since the beginning of time. Most often I have been found and taken home. But in Korea I was not. I was marched in the bitter cold and the snow. I was taken to North Korea where I was brain washed and lost my way. Yet I know I am different from those around me, but I do not know my name. I was taken to China to be a slave labor, they have forgotten we were once allies and tried to save their land. I fell and could not get up and they shot me where I lay. I fell, got up and continued my work. I was taken to Russia to the cold Siberian snows. There I perished, but they will not tell you where I am. In Vietnam I was again lost. I was kept in a cage in the dark wet jungle. I also was killed and buried
Cinnmon Rolls
i am in bed awaiting my delicious cinnamon rolls. YAY! do you like cinnamon rolls too? what is your favorite saturday morning snack? xoxox
Hhhm How Much Do U Have ?? Lol
thats how much i got can u beat it ? lol You have a sexual IQ of 160 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
He Has My Heart ... And He Knows Ow To Make Me Melt ....
Homicide .... is more then just murder .... Come Join The Hottest Party on the Net!!! We are the Forbidden Fruit....................Are you Tempted?
Two Statues Come To Life For 1 Hour
Two statues are standing in a park, they have been there for years naked staring at eachother. One day God comes down and brings them to life. "You both may live for 1 hour to do whatever it is you plaese." The male statue looks at the female one and asks, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?". "I sure am.", she replies with a smile. With that they run off into the trees nearby. 30 minutes pass and they both emerge from the wood sweaty, panting, and laughing. The male statues looks up and asks, "Want to do it again?". She looks at him smiles and says, "Sure do, but this time you hold the pidgeons down and I'll shit on 'em!"
What Happends When
How could you fall for someone that doesnt love you back? How could you belive the storys they wanted you to hear at the time? How could you ever trust someone again? Does true love happen only once, and how do you know if its real or fake? I think special things happen and have hope that possabilitys are endless..........
Punny Tree Joke
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
Facts Of The Flag
The United States Flag Code stipulates that as the symbol of a living country, the flag is considered in itself a living thing and should be properly displayed and cared for. The code outlines the proper ways to display the American flag. Raise the flag briskly. Lower it ceremoniously. Never allow the flag to touch the ground or floor. Do not fly the flag in bad weather, unless it is an all-weather flag. The flag can only be flown at night if properly illuminated. Otherwise, it should only be flown from sunrise to sunset. The flag should always be allowed to fall free. The flag should never be used to carry, store, or deliver anything. Never fly the flag upside down except to signal an emergency. Ceremonial When hung over a sidewalk on a rope extending from a building, the stars are always away from the building. When the flag is hung over a street running east to west, the stars are always toward the north. When the flag is hung over a street running north to south,
The History Of Veterans Day
Armistice Day Becomes Veterans Day World War I officially ended on June 28, 1919, with the signing of the Treaty of Versailles. The actual fighting between the Allies and Germany, however, had ended seven months earlier with the armistice, which went into effect on the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month in 1918. Armistice Day, as November 11 became known, officially became a holiday in the United States in 1926, and a national holiday 12 years later. On June 1, 1954, the name was changed to Veterans Day to honor all U.S. veterans. In 1968, new legislation changed the national commemoration of Veterans Day to the fourth Monday in October. It soon became apparent, however, that November 11 was a date of historic significance to many Americans. Therefore, in 1978 Congress returned the observance to its traditional date. Tomb of the Unknowns Official, national ceremonies for Veterans Day center around the Tomb of the Unknowns. To honor these men, symbolic of
The History Of Veterans Day
Armistice Day Becomes Veterans Day World War I officially ended on June 28, 1919, with the signing of the Treaty of Versailles. The actual fighting between the Allies and Germany, however, had ended seven months earlier with the armistice, which went into effect on the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month in 1918. Armistice Day, as November 11 became known, officially became a holiday in the United States in 1926, and a national holiday 12 years later. On June 1, 1954, the name was changed to Veterans Day to honor all U.S. veterans. In 1968, new legislation changed the national commemoration of Veterans Day to the fourth Monday in October. It soon became apparent, however, that November 11 was a date of historic significance to many Americans. Therefore, in 1978 Congress returned the observance to its traditional date. Tomb of the Unknowns Official, national ceremonies for Veterans Day center around the Tomb of the Unknowns. To honor these men, symbolic of
Send Me Ur Zodiac In A Message In Here And Let Me See Who Will Be My Match Lol
What is your sexual zodiac? ------------------------------- Aquarius
Remember
by Brittany Vigoreaux American soldiers sacrifice so much, All for the freedom of our country. Leaving their families and heading off to war, Not knowing what the future holds. Working day and night Determined to stay strong. Watching friends be killed every day Letters from home inspiring them to keep fighting So little is given to them Although there is little to do, For those who have died in war We can still remember Remember all the men who have died. Remember all the battles fought Remember all the tears families cried Remember it was freedom the soldiers brought To this very day soldiers are under-appreciated Veterans Day is the day For the dead, living, and fighting soldiers To be remembered
Financial Understanding
Heroes Die For Me
by Jamie Burns I am the flag I look down upon this land called America . I have been here since this great nation was formed, I have seen each battle fought I have seen the heroes die for me, for my country Thank you all those of you Who have kept me flying in the breeze Keeping this country united as one. Thank you those of you who have sacrificed your lives, Giving up all that I may still fly, Watching over the citizens of this nation. Thank you all those of you who have ever fought, I am ever grateful for you. You risked everything; you faced death each day, Faced fear, faced many terrible things. And because of you, my thank you's ring out, Filling the sky, echoing from the hills They find their way to the graveyards, And to all of you still living, You are a special kind of person. To anyone who has ever served this country, And to those serving today Thank you.
True Intimacy
Intimacy I am having another moment of random thoughts (or as a good friend says "brain diarrhea" LOL). I recently started reading this book "The seven levels of Intimacy". It is quite a good book and my reason for reading it is to gain more knowledge in True Intimacy. Already I am surprised at how well I can relate and how true the Authors words are. Here is a paragraph from the book: "The problem is, we are afraid. We are afraid to reveal ourselves, afraid to share ourselves, afraid to allowed others into our hearts, minds, and souls. We are afraid to be ourselves. We are afraid that is people really knew us they wouldn't love us. That is the deepest of all human fears, lurking in the heart of every person. Consciously and subconsciously, we are always asking ourselves, "If they really knew me, would they still love me? Employ me? Want to hand out with me?" We desperately want to love and be loved. But we want to be loved for who we are, warts and all. And although we are afr
Veterans
by Brittany Skinner They were there, And they remember, The shock, the horror Of watching strangers die. A life ended By a fellow soldier's shaking hands. The unimaginable debt, Owed by a free world Can never be repaid, Still we try Giving up an hour, a day To thank you for the burden you now carry Laid there so we can live our lives. They fought, And killed Enemies with faces Identities unknown to the bullets Shattering the protective shield Laid there by those they loved. For one day a year we honor you For our lives, It can never compare Still we try Thanking you on this day For a million moments You lived so we could too
Freedom Is Not Free
by Ashley Persyn There is a price we pay for freedom For it is not truly free But rather paid for by the contributions of veterans To buy our liberty As their blood drains from their body and runs like a river through the grass Over the years it's forgotten, war is placed in our past I don't think we all realize the importance veterans play as they voluntarily serve America each and every day We should honor the veterans for they act like a shield Protecting us from danger, keeping America healed. So if you would take a second to commemorate You will instantly see We owe veterans our gratitude For they are the reason we are free
Sometimes The World Seems
by Larissa Myschuk Sometimes the world seems like it's Upside-down Inside out Torn down the middle In need of arrangement Desperate for guidance Wanting direction Lacking leadership Losing patience Turning and flipping Backwards and sideways Speeding endlessly forward On a path of self-destruction And the only thing to stop it, The only thing to calm it, Is the lives of the men that Fight passionately Fall readily and Die willingly.
The Bravest Man I Know
by Amanda Whitney The bravest man I know. Is a man I've never met. He's a man who risks his life To save a friend, Not only to save a friend, But to save a nation. Risking his life For those he does not know. Stepping up Leaving loved ones behind, So that somewhere, Someone else won't have to. He is a man who follows orders Even though he knows he might die. The bravest man I know. Is the man who would rather die, So one more person could go home To see his family again. The man who stares death in the face, But never blinks. The bravest man I know. Is the man who risks his life So one day the world may be a better place for his children. Or any man who goes against his biggest fear. DEATH Just to save someone he loves. The bravest man I know. Is the man who fights So another man can have the taste of sweet freedom. Not fighting only for his ow
Veterans Day
By Taylor Weinman Representing the red white and blue The colors of our flag stand out proud and true. The white stars on blue background with red and white stripes Remind me of these veterans, who all risked their lives. Just so the people of the U.S. could all live in peace and be free These are the heroes that represent you and me. They stood up strongly, untied as one, And kept up the fighting until they were done. And although some have fallen, and lost their lives in war, We pray for each one of them. And now that their souls live on forever more, Above in God's hands. They watch over our nation, And give us strength to triumph over others with strong anticipation. So every year, when this day comes by, Think of all the veterans that while fighting, had to die. And remember that they were people With fire and passion embedded inside. They die for this country, So remember and honor them wi
Heroes
By Jared Jenkins In war, there are lives risked and lives taken Men and women giving their best to defend what they love They defend their country Their honor Their people Some call them soldiers Others call them heroes Our veterans have risked their lives for us They have lived through hell and fought with honor Many have killed And regret doing so For every life, there is a soul For every soul, there is a life For those who have died, we show great appreciation and remembrance For those who live, along with them live the horrific memories of battle Some, memories of defeat Some, memories of victory Our veterans were more than soldiers They were, and still are heroes
Sorry I Havent Been On.
Hello to all my cherry friends! I've been missing in action. I've been spending time with my kids and having a blast doing it. My kids are getting older and I don't want to miss a thing. Plus my computer hasn't been cooperating. But i'm hoping I have all the bugs worked out. I miss all my buds out there and i wanted you all to know that i luv you! I have a ghost hunt thing tonight. Its pretty cool. My daughter and I are on a 10 member team. We are going to start investigating paranormal happenings. I'm into that sort of thing. You all have a great weekend and know that i luv you man! Muahhh....Becky
Because Of You, Unknown Soldier
Because of you, I am here Because of you, I am able to live freely Yet I do not know you And I have not done anything for you But there you stand, ready to fight And there you are prepared to die For me You've fought before And you'll fight again For someone you don't know So thank you Unknown Soldier Fighting for me I'm here because of you And I owe my future to you
I Love Sporks~ Happy B-day Sexy
Happy bday sexy I owe you a spanking!! I will collect dan
Take Time To Remember
Today is Rememberance Day Please take a moment to bow your head and remember those who fought for the lives we live so freely today Thank you x0x0x0
Love Or Lust?
Stabbed
ever felt a knife hit your spine twisting deep tearing flesh and meat how i feel now like an murder chalked on the street tried to be sure but got kicked in the knees doubled over in pain i am truly going insane no longer happy i am sad and forlorn is the new me
Angel~~sarah Mclachlan
Spend all your time waiting for that second chance For the break that will make it OK There's always some reason to feel not good enough And it's hard at the end of the day I need some distraction or a beautiful release Memories seep from my veins Let me be empty and weightless and maybe I'll find some peace tonight Chorus : In the arms of the Angel far away from here From this dark, cold hotel room, and the endlessness that you feel You are pulled from the wreckage of your silent reverie You're in the arms of the Angel, may you find some comfort here So tired of the straight line, and everywhere you turn There's vultures and thieves at your back The storm keeps on twisting, you keep on building the lies That make up for all that you lack It don't make no difference, escape one last time It's easier to believe In this sweet madness, oh this glorious sadness That brings me to my knees [Chorus] In the arms of the Angel, may you find some comfort here
Bullshit
I just wanna say I think the world is loosin it's mind as well as the people in it, including myself ofcourse. Our president sucks, I hate my job, I love the fact that I can own a firearm, but it's against the law to shoot the motherfucker unless you go through ten steps to finally load the gun and pull the trigger. I hate that air Jordans are so expensive but for a cracker like me I still can't fly or dunk a basketball for shit. Why is it a woman can love you so much one day, then hate you more than ever the next? Still tryin to figure that one out. I should become a cop so I can do whatever the fuck I want, drive fast, fuck with people, pull my gun out and say shut the fuck up, arrest people for drugs, then turn around and sell them. Why are there so many prescription drugs these days to sedate the whole country so that they won't ask questions and just be non-chalant about the problems of the world, fucks sake theres more side effects, that shit ain't helpin no one. If you aint gett
The Song Remembers When~trisha Yearwood
I was standing at the counter I was waiting for the change When I heard that old familiar music start It was like a lighted match Had been tossed into my soul It was like a dam had broken in my heart After taking every detour Getting lost and losing track So that even if I wanted I could not find my way back After driving out the memory Of the way things might have been After I'd forgotten all about us The song remembers when We were rolling through the Rockies We were up above the clouds When a station out of Jackson played that song And it seemed to fit the moment And the moment seemed to freeze When we turned the music up and sang along And there was a God in Heaven And the world made perfect sense We were young and were in love And we were easy to convince We were headed straight for Eden It was just around the bend And though I have forgotten all about it The song remembers when I guess something must have happened And we must have said goodbye
They Have Dicks
i lost my bf now he is my x and and i lost one in iraq when i was preg and ya why are there with guys there life death and sex but the problem i have is the whole death part when some one dies you are losing your best friend your hero your partner i give my heart out to the people in iraq dieing every day and there family i would do anything for my life to be there so i know what going how they think how they feel if they feel or if they eer need some one to talk to i am always around to the point if you send me in the army came back with a metal and know nation wide still no one will be with me i love the guys that are sweet and caring the ones if you dont see them for a long time when you finlly see them they scoop you up in there arms just kissing you crying with tears i wish more guys could say being a man is meaning you do cry well me busting out soon bye
What Happened So Far...
You can't pick your family... I know that quite a few of you have messaged me ragarding my recent trip to the hospital and the incident that occured to put me there, well as I have said to my good friend A Jay, I've been pretty traumatised by the whole thing and am still recovering physically, mentally I don't think I will ever get over it. I have NEVER felt hatred for anyone in my whole life like I feel for my own Aunt right now, I've been through some terrible things during my lifetime so far, things that most people will only ever have nightmares about but this incident has really knocked me for six ... literally! I hope you will be able to read all of this (it's a long story) and if it makes even one person see that things don't have to go as far as physical violence, if you have a problem with somebody please think about things and try to talk to that person before you lash out, especially if that someone is a friend, family or your loved one...... A bit of background
Thinking About You~~ Trisha Yearwood
I'm not quite sure what's goin' on But all day through and all night long I've been thinkin' about you I've been thinkin' about you The look in your eyes when you smile that way The sound of your voice sayin' my name I've been thinkin' about you Just keep thinkin' about you This single minded fascination I've got Do you call it love If you don't then what All I know is I don't know what you've done And this train ain't about to jump the track that it's on In the back of my mind there's a secret place But the whole world knows by the smile on my face I've been thinkin' about you Can't stop thinkin' about you I know it's crazy callin' you this late When the only thing I wanted to say is I've been thinkin' about you Just keep thinkin' about you I Can't stop thinkin' about you Always thinkin' about you
Go Ahead Quote Them ... Lol
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill "A modest little person, with much to be modest about." - Winston Churchill "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway) "Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?" ; - Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner) "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." - Moses Hadas "He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know." - Abraham Lincoln "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice lett
Inquiries Of Romance And Relations Enumerating 24
1) Are you single, taken or crushing? single 2) Are you happy with where you are? Yeah doing just fine right now 3) When you meet the right person, do you fall fast? I haven't met the right person yet or I would still be with them 4) Have you ever had your heart broken? truly? Yes 5) Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is ok? Cheating by deffinition would be not faithful to a spouse or lover..violating accepted standards or rules. Anyway, the answer is No. 6) Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? No. I do give second chances but not for that. 7) Have you ever talked about marriage with another person? So far just with my best friend ...if we're both unmarried by like age 37 we're gonna marry each other. lol 8) Do you want children? Someday I want to be a mommy. 9)How many? 2 10) Would you consider adoption? I would consider it but I really want my babies to be a piece of me. 11) If somebody liked you r
Usual
I sat today in our usual spot on our usual day at our usual restarant after work. I ate today my usual omlete my usual coffee my usual cig after my breakfast. My usual payday saturday turned unusual today. Everything the same but for one thing You! Everything that was usual when you where here turned unusual And everything that was different was different because of the absence you. * Darn it! I put it in the wrong folder! This is my poem, I wrote it! Its not lyrics.
Neil Peart Of Rush - Hard At Work!
Neil Peart has been busy. Since returning to full form in 2002, the 54-year-old drummer for Canadian mega-rock trio Rush has been preoccupied with a series of personal and professional projects: two studio albums, subsequent concert tours, DVDs, a website, and the writing of three books, including his latest work, Roadshow: Landscape With Drums. Speaking on the phone from a Toronto recording studio where he and bandmates Geddy Lee and Alex Lifeson are at work on their 18th original studio album, Peart explains his motivations for chronicling his motorcycle journeys during Rush's 2004 30th anniversary tour. "This book works on different levels," he says. "On the one hand, it became the logical culmination of so many desires to try and explain what it is really like to be a touring musician and the kinds of personal and artistic conflicts that exist in trying to survive and make a living doing something creatively satisfying. "At the same time, it is a travel diary of sor
Bush To Award Medal Of Honor To Fallen Marine
QUANTICO, Va. (AP) - An emotional President Bush said Friday he would present the Medal of Honor -- America's highest military decoration -- to a Marine who died when he jumped on a grenade in Iraq and saved the lives of two comrades. The medal will be given posthumously to Cpl. Jason Dunham of Scio, N.Y., who died on April 22, 2004 of wounds he suffered when his patrol was ambushed near the Syrian border. "He and his men stopped a convoy of cars that were trying to make an escape," Bush said during a speech to dedicate a new Marine museum. "As he moved to search one of the vehicles, an insurgent jumped out and grabbed the corporal by the throat." During hand-to-hand combat with the insurgent, Dunham called out to his fellow Marines: "No, no, no. Watch his hand!" "Moments later, an enemy grenade rolled out," Bush said. "Cpl. Dunham did not hesitate. He jumped on the grenade to protect his fellow Marines. He used his helmet and his body to absorb the blast." Friday would
Hello Folks!!!
Now you all realize today is Remembrance Day and you can look into my photo that said "Remembrance Day" and you may rip those poppin to save that into your profile and thanks for your support!!!...
Ten Sinful Similes
Similes, n. a figure of speech in which one thing is likened to another dissimilar thing by the use of the words "like" or "as" to gve particular emphasis. The English language has countless examples of such comparative phrases, some more wacky than others.... Here are some contemporary examples. 1. As baffled as Adam and Eve on Mother's Day. 2. As bald as a baboons arse. 3. Noisy like a skeleton on a tin roof. 4. As old as the Dead Sea when it was only ill. 5. As premenstrual as a tampon with a lit fuse. 6. Rare like rocking horse shit. 7. As tight as a camel's arse in a sandstorm. 8. As useful as a grave robber in a crematorium. 9. As welcome as a fart in a spacesuit. 10. As much use as a chocolate teapot.
Children And Grand Children
Children and Grand Children are full of wonder and innocence. Their lives hold so much promise. Their bright eyes are filled with adventure and curiosity. Know that they love you for devotion and gentle wisdom. Treasure the memories
Sexy Stomach Contest
Please come vote for me in the sexy stomach contest.
Ten Examples Of Crap English
A comma here and a hyphen there would make all the difference to these needlessly misleading sentences. 1. Waitresses required for breakfast. 2. The box contained old Enid Blytons sex books and videos 3. She liked cooking Delia Smith in particular. 4. He put on his dress shirt and shoes. 5. Slow workmen in road. 6. I decided on an alteration of course. 7. Elephants please stay in you car. 8. Playground fine for littering. 9. The man how hunts ducks out on weekends. 10. Monster man eating shark.
Spirit Of The Feather
What secrets do the feathers tell, As they waft through the silent air. Their story is one that is very old. messages that the shadow one hold They appear before you while upon their flight they did fall. To the earth as they touch us all. When to our heart your spirit did speak, that in which you taught us to be. Oh creator your breath I have seen as it burst forth into a mist A strong and great life giver he has been. For all of us on this path that we do walk Our provider is behind us and stands tall In his strength and wisdom we will remain As he cares for us we do the same care for this feather that falls so soft. It is the gentle nature of the spirit that covers the heart of the big and the samll THE SPIRIT PROTECTS US ALL
Thanks To All
who have subscribed to the Immortal Ego Project Lounge we have 15 members so far in total. I know I dont expect it to be full all the time but hope to have a few good conversations going on and a few chuckles, there are now a couple of threads in it so if you can go in and have anything to add that would be great. As it will all help with the project. Thanks to Craig who is moderating it with me and helping me to fix it up, cheers I really appreciate your help. Also if you like the project and the art it would be great if you would subscribe, still need to get people to put their timezones in to help me schedule chats and stuff, anyway subscribe if you can and dont make me chase you hahahahahah. The Immortal Ego Project Lounge
Nascar Checker Auto Parts 500
NASCAR Starting Grid Status: Upcoming Last Updated: Saturday, Nov 11, 2006 3:25 am EST Checker Auto Parts 500 Phoenix International Raceway Preview | Qualifying | Leaderboard | Results Order Driver (No.) Car Qualifying Speed 1 Jeff Gordon (24) Chevrolet 134.464 mph 2 Kevin Harvick (29) Chevrolet 133.973 mph 3 Brian Vickers (25) Chevrolet 133.949 mph 4 Dale Earnhardt Jr. (8) Chevrolet 133.670 mph 5 Joe Nemechek (01) Chevrolet 133.620 mph 6 Greg Biffle (16) Ford 133.536 mph 7 Ryan Newman (12) Dodge 133.516 mph 8 Kurt Busch (2) Dodge 133.472 mph 9 Kyle Busch (5) Chevrolet 133.457 mph 10 Matt Kenseth (17) Ford 133.417 mph 11 Kasey Kahne (9) Dodge 133.378 mph 12 Carl Edwards (99) Ford 133.141 mph 13 David Gilliland (38) Ford 133.052 mph 14 Jamie McMurray (26) Ford 132.984 mph 15 Bobby Labonte (43) Dodge 132.944 mph 16 Elliott Sadler (19) Dodge 132.935 mph 17 Casey Mears (42) Dodge 132.856 mph 18 Jeff Burton (31) Ch
Survey - My Fisrt...
1. Who was your first prom date? Jamie Michelle man she looked good in a tux. lol 2. Who was your first roommate? my (now) ex g/f and her bestfriend 3. What alcoholic beverage did you first drink? straight vodka...but i'm not sure if it was first but i think it was. 4. What was your first job? GFF Foods - Cashier 5. What was your first car? a rusted , paintless, grey 1980 Oldsmobile Ninety Eight. Thing was effin huge!!!!! 6. When did you go to your first funeral? i went with shorty to her uncles funeral first. 7. What was your first vacation? i dont remember when the first one was. 8. Who was your first grade teacher? first name Holly , but i dont know her last name now. 9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane? that i remember, 7th grade, trip to DC, mom gave me xanax so i wouldnt freak out on the plane because i'm freakishly afraid of flying 10. When you snuck out of your house for the first time? me and clayton used to sneak out all the time
My Karma
You Have Good Karma In general, you like to do the right thing when it comes to others. Your caring personality really shines through. Sure, you have your moments of weakness - and occasionally act out. But, all in all, you're karma is good... even with those few dark spots. How's Your Karma?
Life
When your time comes to die. Be not like those who's hearts are filled with fear of dealth. So when their time comes they weep and they pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a diffrent way. Sing your death song and die like a Hero going home
Survey By The Girl...yes, I Was Bored.
1. In two words, explain what ended your last relationship. [he]was crazy[literally] 2. When was the last time you shaved your legs? bout a week ago. haha 3. What were you doing this morning at 8am? friday morning 8 am i was getting ready for work homie 4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?watching a funny video on myspace. 5. Are you any good at math? basic math , yes. anything further and i'm pretty much worthless 6. Your prom night? there was like 6 of us, we got baked, showed up to prom late, took pics, left early and went tot the club. haha 7.Have you ever met anyone famous?i've met tech n9ne and most of the guys he tours with. probably someone else too i just cant remember. 8. Have you ever taken out a loan to pay for school? nope 9. Do you know the words to the song on your myspace profile? oh shit i'm gonna have to go look at my profile just to see what it is...i dont remember... ...Fergie "London Bridge" and yes i know all the words. haha
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1000nd Strong And Climbing Wooo Hoooo!
Just wanted to say HEY to all my wonderful freinds, and let ya all know I just passed a mile stone on Cherry Tap thats right I have hit 1000 freinds and still climbing. I luv you all and thanx for been my freinds. I will be dropping by each and every ones page between now and monday so break out the ROOT BEER lol. p.s. and for you new freinds just to let ya know if ya shout at me and I don't respond leave me a message I will get back to you as soon as possible, I tend to miss my shouts when I am buisy. its not intentional. HUGS< & KISSES EVERY ONE LUV as always S~E~X~Y!!!
Didn't Write This One But Had To Post It Anyway
I didn't write this...But I love it anyway. Its called Call Of The Zombie by Rob Zombie. Its a song. And out the darkness the zombie did call True pain and suffering he brought to them all Away were the children to hide in their beds For fear that the devil would chop off their heads. Love that so very much. Yay for Rob Zombie!
These Made Me Smile
Blah!
♥ I havent slept yet ♥ I know it bites. But ive decided im just going to ignore the drama. Its gay and retarded. I know i did nothing wrong. No reason for me to even worry. ♥ ♥ Exactly. My tummys killing me. I gotta go to tanyas and pick up my one text book cause she borrowed it and i forgot i had some homework i have to do mhmm. ♥ Im getting a tad bit annoyed with "fake" friends on here, and people who just use you. ♥ ♥ In all honesty most of em are just drama queens anyway. So my mom and i are done fighting now. Which is good cause that was getting on my last nerve. I had to much to drink the last 2 nights. And i had a hang over yesterday. I know i know. Serves me right. Ive been told. Its cold. Rawr ♥ I have a lot on my mind and its bugging me but i dont know how to tell the people im annoyed with exactly what i want to tell them without hurting there feelings cause i hate hurting peoples feeling
Thanks To You All
Hey, I wanted to say thank you to everyone giving me thanks for Serving. There are alot of guys and gals that serve and have serve that hardly hear those words. They could be anyone you know and even though they never say it or ask for it the deserve our deepest thanks and support. We do it because of people like you and for those that don't support us because it's afree country and the only way it'll stay free is because of good hearted men and women that stand up to the defense of our country.
Somethings Nevah Change:(:(
just to let you know, my pc performed an act that normally one doesn't see too often. needless to say it's not a pretty sight, hehehehehe. at te moment i am using my daughter's pc, she's gone, so what the heck. it has it's own issues, indeed. her pc. long sad story short is i'll be hit n miss until i can get my 'puter back to life and in usuable mode. hope that eveyone has a safe and happy weekend and thank you for all the love, it's awesome. xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxo Hosted By SparkleTags.com
I Not Come To Work
Hung Chow calls AIB where he works and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach-ache and my legs hurt. I not come work." The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again, "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
A Girls Best Friend
After dinner and a movie, Brian drove his date to a quiet country road and made his move. When Mary responded enthusiastically to his kissing, he tried sliding his hand up her blouse. Suddenly she jerked away, got out of the car and walked home. That night she wrote in her diary, "A girl's best friends are her own two legs." On their next date, Brian returned to the country road. As they were necking, he slid his hand up Mary's skirt. Once again she pulled away, got out of the car and walked home. That night she wrote in her diary, "I repeat, a girl's best friends are her own two legs." On the third date, the pair returned to the country road. This time Mary didn't get home until very late. That night she wrote, "Dear diary: There comes a time when even the best of friends must part."
Full Body Tan
An Irish girl on Vacation in Spain headed for the hotel roof for some sun. On her first day up there she wore a bathing suit, but since there was no one around that day, she removed it in order to acquire an all-over tan. She was lying on her stomach when she heard someone running up the stairs. She quickly pulled a towel over herself and was confronted by the hotel assistant manager. "Excuse me," he said. "The hotel doesn’t mind you sunning yourself on the roof, but we would appreciate it if you wore a bathing suit as you did yesterday." "What's the problem?" she asked. "No one can see me up here." "That's not quite true," he replied. "You're lying on the dining room skylight."
Alcohol Urvey
What alcohol are you?? PATRONEYou are a laid back and relaxed drinker! Patrone is one of the most finest tequillas known! It also shows you have a very expensive taste on your tongue!! Take this test
My Very First .gif Ever Yay Uber Hot
Me To A T!! Lol!
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My Heart
feeling it ripped from the chest stomped on an thrown into the trash feeling the numbness set in as you drive in some pins hurting me so making me feel so less what did i do wrong to lose what we had my carefree days are gone never to return for i loss something dear can't you hear me my dear i cry so hard inside hardness is now my reply how can i change when the fates have stepped in never to return the happy man
This Is Beautiful
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Free Samples
I run a free sample forum... how it works is you sign up with my forum, and I have different sections for different samples.. "Beauty and Health/Food and Drink/Babies and Children/Adult Samples/Coupons" ... There's also sections for various contest and instant wins from different sites. (I.E Shape mag, Candystand, DQ, David seeds..) I have been doing free samples for about 5 years now, and yes everything I post is FREE. I do not concider a free sample "free" after paying s+h or whatever. It's updated everyday. So please come and join me, and start signing up for your free samples! http://freebienetwork.6.forumer.com/index.php Average sample takes 2-8 weeks to be recieved, depending on the site and shipping demand. P.S. Please feel free to pass this link along to friends/co-workers/family.
Help
IM STUCK IN THE TIGHT CHERRY SPOT AT THE MOMENT AND WANT TO GET MOVING AGAIN PLEASE GET YOUR FRIENDS TO Create your own message at BlingyBlob.comADD ME AND I WILL ADD THEM.
If You Would Be So Kind As To... (repost)
if you would be so kind as to... (repost) please come by and vote for my Girlfriend Ezra! Thank you all!!! (repost of original by 'Ezra Valentine' on '2006-11-10
What Is Ur Love Style
Your Love Style is Eros For you, love is all about the passion! And chances are, you're currently in love. You have a strong physical response to love... And you are great at committing (As long as the person makes your toes curl!) What's Your Love Style?
Forest Gump In Heaven
That fateful day finally arrived: Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is met by St. Peter himself at the Pearly Gates. "Well, Forrest, it's certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you," St. Peter says. "I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we've been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven." "It shor is good to be here, St. Peter, sir," says Forest. "But nobody ever tolt me about any entrance exam. Shor hope the test ain't too hard; life was a big enough test as it was." "Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only three questions. First: What two days of the week begin with the letter T? Second: How many seconds are there in a year? Third: What is God's first name?" Forrest leaves to think the questions over. He returns the next day and sees St. Peter, who waves him up and says, "Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, tell
Funny Yet So True
Men Are Just Happier People What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress~$5000. Tux rental~$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. Y
3 Types Of Guys
3 Types of guys Mr. PLAYA advantages - sexually experienced - very charming and always has you smiling - pays attention to detail - all your friends are jealous and love him disadvantages - he’s sexually experienced for a reason (your not the only one) - very manipulative - he loves all your friends right back and in many positions Mr ROMANTIC advantages - can make you feel more beautiful than every - always treats you like a queen - in touch with his sensitive side - will make “the notebook” a reality for you disadvantages - very clingy and does too much - border line corny sometimes - always ready to settle down - will stalk you if he’s not over you - and live messages on your phone over and over again Mr Perfect advantages - physically satisfying in everyway (yes ladies in everyway) - no matter how good you treat him, he treats you better - friends and family love him - he’s not afraid
Celebrating Coincidence
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!" "What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating." "This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating," says the woman. "What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?" "My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!" "What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For months all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs." "That's great!" says the woman, "How did you manage that?" "I switched cocks," he replied. She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"
The 10 Stupidest Things President George W. Bush Has Ever Said
At least, so far.... These are actual quotes from the Flubber-in-Chief, George W. Bush: 10) "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." --LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000 9) "Let me put it to you bluntly. In a changing world, we want more people to have control over your own life." --Annandale, Va, Aug. 9, 2004 8) "I've reminded the prime minister -- the American people, Mr. Prime Minister, over the past months that it was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship." --Washington, D.C., June 29, 2006 7) "The truth of that matter is, if you listen carefully, Saddam would still be in power if he were the president of the United States, and the world would be a lot better off." --Second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004 6) "See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." --Greece, N.Y., May 2
Jesus Appears On A Dogs Butt
Jesus image appears on dog Tuesday, November 7, 2006 The image of Jesus on the dog. .In further Jesus news, evidence has come to our attention of the latest in a long line of miraculous apparitions of the image our Our Lord. After Jesus has been recently spotted appearing in spilled hot chocolate, dental x-rays and shrimp, a reader sends us evidence that He has appeared on the bottom of a dog. The dog's name is Angus MacDougall, and he is a very cute three-year-old terrier mix. The image of Jesus can be clearly seen in the fur surrounding his anus. The apparition of Jesus is shown on the website getbehindjesus.net. Admiring comments from witnesses to Angus's Jesus are quoted on the site, including 'Truly a holy event,' and 'It's hard to understand the meaning of this appearance, but one thing is for sure, that dog's bum looks incredibly like Jesus.' The website relates the story of the holy image's discovery: Angus' personal Jesus was first discovered on th
What Is.. Pt 2 .. Intro
me :Uncle.. what is falling in love like after I fall down those stairs? Oh you really wanna know ?? uncle: good.. have you ever eaten some un cooked meat?, Have you ever eaten chitlens? have you ever got food poisoning? me: what? uncle : thats what love is like.. you go get your tummy pumped out of all the poison and its just lingering.. you feel all queezy.. and stuff.. that my friend is falling in love. me: blach .. I don't think I want to fall in love..!! uncle: oh.. really.. don't worry about it your cursed anyways.. me: cursed.. ?? uncle.. oh.. u don't know.. you will get food poisoning someday.. u will.. uncle: now let me tell you how we break up with girls Chicago style.. Me: i gotta go outside.. your scaring me again.. lol oh he broke up with a girl saying.. I'm off to buy a pack of cigs.. His bags were packed.. he stopped smoking 2 months ago.. she never noticed.. She was cheating on him.. by the time she d
How Evil R Ya
You Are 88% Evil You're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
Need To Be Done!!!!!!
This is a killer thingy! I know its long but its really awesome! You need to at least try it once! Go to - http://www.bzoink.com/S66623/proceed/Thought_I_Couldn't_Top_It,_Huh?_OVER_2000_Questions!_(Truly_the_Longest!).html and do it! Thanks! Whitney
Sagittarius
Sagittarius You are fun loving and independent, and you don’t like any of your partners to get in the way of that. You enjoy having a lot of flings and short term relationships because you get bored in a long term one. In bed you are demanding of your partner. You want to have hot sex all of the time. You also like to experiment sexually, with different positions and fantasies. Sex matches: Aries, Leo, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
In Flanders Fields
In Flanders Field By: Lieutenant Colonel John McCrae, MD (1872-1918) Canadian Army IN FLANDERS FIELDS the poppies blow Between the crosses, row on row, That mark our place, and in the sky The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard amid the guns below. We are the Dead. Short days ago We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow, Loved and were loved, and now we lie In Flanders fields. Take up our quarrel with the foe: To you from failing hands we throw The torch; be yours to hold it high. If ye break faith with us who die We shall not sleep, though poppies grow In Flanders fields.
Ergh Well Yeah
ergh! what a depressing feeling! iunno why i come online.. you all live in different time zones so is hardly any1 here to chat too! :( well what a shitty week! my cousin passed away on wednesday, luckly he didnt feel anything but yeah scared the shit outta me, he had heart problems like i do.. cud so easily of been me (and part of me wishes it was.. wudnthave been such a great loss then...) college and work sucks, spend far 2 much time being busy that i got no time to have fun.. and when i do have the time im 2 burned out to do anything! lifes such a bitch. now i remember why i dont do these often, i talk far 2 much! blah blah blah fucking blah! i really wanna go play need for speed carbon but my ps2 desided it didnt wanna work... dont wanna buy a new 1 cus dont play it often so yeah that shat on last weekend and now imma be bored this weekend 2! well whoeva reads this thanks very muchly and sorry for wasting your time with my mindless rants.. neways.. byebye
Ha Ha Ha
>>>Su Wong marries Lee Wong. >>> >>>The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings over a > lovely, >>>healthy, bouncy, but definitely Caucasian, white baby boy. >>> >>>"Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents. "Well Mr. Wong, > what >>>will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?" >>> >>>The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, "Well, two > Wong's >>>don't make a white, so I think we will name him ........ >>> >>>Sum Ting Wong
Oh My Fucking God, This Is The Greatest Thing Ive Ever Seen
howard stern prank calls cspan over and over again, its so fucking hilarious to see their faces
Let's All Remember Our Vetrans
I would like everyone to remember the men and woman in the armed forces this vetran's day cause i myself have lost a friend over seas
Scary
BOO!!! DID I SCARE YOU?
Atlast They Meet
The alarm clock gos off...she slowly opens her eyes and smiles...Today is the day I meet my love face to face...She takes her shower and then rubs lotion all over her body and puts on her best outfit...She Brushes her long hair and stands infront of the mirrow...as she puts on her lipstick she thinks of him...she starts to get butterflies... She calls her best friend as she walks out the door... She tells her this is it this is the day im scared but im ready...Her friend wishes her luck and tells her everything will be ok... She drives to the airport and boreds the plain heading to cali... She sits at the window and looks out as she thinks of him.... Her heart is beating faster as they are ready to land... She walks off the plain and there he is waiting with a dozen of red roses and a smile u couldnt buy... She looks right into his eyes and smiles... She is shaking... He takes her hand and pulls her near and hugs her... A warm feeling takes over her body her body gets weak an
Guess This Song And Artist And Win A Gift From Me!
"Through autums golden gown, we used to kick our way, You aways loved this time of year. Those fallen leaves lay undisturbed now, Cause you're not here! Cause you're not here!" If you know the answer, be the first to post a comment below. There are actually two different answers (same artist different projects) that I will accept. If you give me both project names I'll give you two prizes. Awesome, that's it exactly!!! This is actually one of my most favorite albums of all time!!! I own it now on CD but I have also owned the double record for as long I could remember. This record actually gave me so many night mares when I was younger. But I did not care, I loved it. For most of ya'll that may now be familar with this album, it is a sort of musical play on record or a rock opera. It is a captivating blend of classical music and seventies rock set to the timeless masterpiece "the War of the Worlds", bye H.G. Wells. If you have never heard it you would be
Jorge Kissed Me
Ok so yeah we went to go see monster trucks and when it was over he brought me back to my place opened the car door and hugged me and kissed me this is the first time i kissed jorge (its not my first kiss total haha sorry my lips aint virginized) anyways its so cute and the amazing part is now i wont be shy to ask him out saturday nov.11th man oh man i'm hyper from the monster truck racing oh and DAVE the Driver HAPPY 27TH BIRTHDAY -Let The speed live on in our lifes WOOOOOOOOO- -Rawk On MonsterTruck Fans- I'll put pics up later MONSTERTRUCKSAdd to My Profile | More Videos
Don't Feel Obligated To Read This... O.o
Random Emma Facts: As most of anyone who meets me knows... I can be really loud, and most of the time I don't realize I am. I can't control the volume of my voice I guess. (haha) I like the fact that people are taller than I am. When I am taller than someone I feel big. I hate feeling big. I talk with my hands. I have no grace. I am a clumsy mess... and I blame that on having tiny feet. I wear a size five shoe in womens... I also have tiny hands. When I am nervous I bounce my legs... and if I am not sitting down so I can't bounce my legs I fidget with my rings. I can't call people unless I know that they want me to call. .. and it holds true that I have a hard time IMing people as well. When someone I like comes online or calls me I get crazy butterflies. The crazy ones that make me feel like I am going to be sick. I'm a flirt by nature. Most of the time I flirt I don't mean to. And when I mean to flirt most of the time people can't tell. I'm really playful. And it has go
“you Who Have Entered This Cave, You Must Now Live Out A Sexual Fantasy. Once You Have Done So We Will Release You.”
Me and Jade are walking in the forest together, hand in hand, when the path gets too narrow to walk side by side any longer. I slow down to allow her to take the lead, primarily so that I can keep my eyes on her as we walk. Our discussion turns to sex and erogenous zones when finally I can take no more. I reach forward and pull her back to me, my arms wrap around her and my lips press against her neck with my tongue flicking at the junction between head and neck. My teeth gently nibble at just that spot before my tongue travels up the side of her neck to her ear. My tongue flicks in to lick and toy with her ear before reaching back to suck and nibble her ear lobe. “Gods but I want you m’dear,” I whisper into her ear. My hands roam across her stomach still covered by her shirt. A single drop of rain spatters against her nose, followed by another and another. Suddenly lightning flashes and thunder crashes. The rain pours down in buckets. “We have to get out of this storm.
You Take Me Harder
The sun was low in the sky when I called you to the dining room. You came in knowing I would exact some service from you. You kneel at my feet after I had called you, your eyes lowered, your hands on your spread thighs, palms up, quiet. I stand and take from the dining room table a thick, cloth napkin. I spin the napkin in my hand till it is about an inch in diameter and walk behind you blindfolding you with it, tying it securely behind you head. I step in front of you and reach down and lift your hand and you stand. I take off your white robe and toss it to the couch; you are now naked but for a pair of very high heeled black shoes and thigh high black stockings. I walk around you, admiring your body, running my fingers around on your exposed flesh and over the sexy fabric of your stockings. I lead you to the round wooden dining table, getting your back toward it. I lift you up on the table and lay you back, your crotch just at the edge, your lovely legs dangling down. I spread
Anticipation.............
He wakes up at 4 o'clock in the morning. He can't sleep and feels very restless. His eyes adjusting to the darkness of his room, he sees his suitcases sitting by his bedroom door ready to go. They were packed 3 days ago when he bought his plane ticket to Pittsburgh and was anticipating what to pack for a West Virginia summer. He gets up, turns on his light and starts to write a poem to his true love, who he will see later that day. His friend hears some noises coming from his room, so he peeks in and says, "good morning, Mike." Mike can only smile because the dream of his lifetime is really going to happen TODAY!! He walks into the kitchen and looks around, trying to remember what snacks he wanted to take to keep him from eating horrible airplane food. Now, it's time for his shower. He walks in there and strips down in front of the mirror. He starts flexing because he wants to look pumped up for her. He practices a few different smiles and what he would say to her. Ahhhhh, the shower f
How To Know When Your Geekyness Is Lazy
I want ice cream.. but dang it.. I want a mini freezer in my room now.. man .. that is shamefull.. lmao I want a lcd tv or plasma.. and have a tilted mount so that it has am motor on it and I can look from anyplace in my room.. and bed.. damn.. thats lazy.. lol
Hot And Wanting
Katarina or Kat for short, was wearing black fishnets, a black see through thong, no bra, a tight black tube top that was too tight causing her breast to stick out a little, a black very short leather mini-skirt. She got in her black mustang and drove to meet her boyfriend. She parked her mustang and got out and locked it. she walked to the office building and opened the door and went in. She rode the elevator to floor 69. She was getting horny thinking about him. He was a sexy man at the age of 20 and she was a sexy 18 year old. She felt her nipples go hard as she stepped off of the elevator and went to his office. "Thinking of me?" Gambit asked looking at her chest and hard nipples. "Yes!" I have been looking forward for this moment all day.." She walked over and kissed him. He put his hands on her ass. She started to massage his tongue. She felt herself go moist. She broke the kiss and went down to his semi-hard penis, she unbuttoned his pants and started teasing him. He moaned. She
Stereotypical Issues-roflmfao
Hot And Wanting
Katarina or Kat for short, was wearing black fishnets, a black see through thong, no bra, a tight black tube top that was too tight causing her breast to stick out a little, a black very short leather mini-skirt. She got in her black mustang and drove to meet her boyfriend. She parked her mustang and got out and locked it. she walked to the office building and opened the door and went in. She rode the elevator to floor 69. She was getting horny thinking about him. He was a sexy man at the age of 20 and she was a sexy 18 year old. She felt her nipples go hard as she stepped off of the elevator and went to his office. "Thinking of me?" Gambit asked looking at her chest and hard nipples. "Yes!" I have been looking forward for this moment all day.." She walked over and kissed him. He put his hands on her ass. She started to massage his tongue. She felt herself go moist. She broke the kiss and went down to his semi-hard penis, she unbuttoned his pants and started teasing him. He moaned. She
Lust & Love = Tara & Sam
There was a woman named Tara and a man named Sam. They were two, very diffrent people, one a artist and one a lawyer,they lived two very diffrent lives.Tara was a tall, thin, blonde, who loved to relax, and Sam was a Tall dark handsome man who was always way too uptight. They crossed paths in the shopping mall of their town of Spring Falls. They were both there Christmas shopping, when she bumped into him coming out of the bathroom, "Oh", she said. "Excuse Me", as she blushed, she wondered, "wow, Is he married?" As she looked for a wedding that could tell her, he spoke to her." My names Sam, i'm a lawyer here in town , sure am sorry to plow into you like that." She noticed the sound of his voice stirred a feeling inside her, deep inside her. "It's fine, my name is Tara, I am a artist,well trying to be,someday." she cursed herself for sounding so stupid, "say something "she told herself. "Keep him here, this could be you're last chance"Love hadn't treated her so well lately. "Um, we
Fade Into You--mazzy Star
Food For Thought !!!!
I jus wanted to come and address somethin that has been on my mind , its nuthin new everyone has been thru it one time in there lives and i know u all can relate .... i find it amazin how we have so many ppl in this world today that cant keep it REAL ... they have to lie, cheat , and be deceitful to get thru this life ... dont they know that neva will get ya anywhere ... and in the process they dont give a FUCK who they hurt in the ... that has always boggled my mind... and lil do they know what they sow they will reap ... so what seeds have u sown in ur life ?? and they ask themselves why nuthin in there life is goin right ... maybe think back at what seeds u have sown in others life cause they definately will come back and bite ya in the ass .... jus some food for thought if ur readin this i appreciate ur time and may God bless u in all u do ~1~
The Art Of Love And Romance...
whatever happened to the art of love and romance?...the art when a man can melt a woman's heart just by looking into her eyes and makes her feels like she's the only woman he desires, wants, needs and loves? whispers sweet nothing into her ears...shows her affections oblivious to the surroundings...takes her for a walk in the rain...laying down on the beach and looking up at the night sky...walks through the field and picks her wild flowers...a stolen kiss...hugs...or simply just spooning... i wish..............................
Did You Think About Me?
I couldn’t see the mountains. They were hidden behind a dense fog that rolls in slowly from some far away coast, hovers and waits to swallow this valley after we fall asleep. It was one of those storms that change the season to winter or spring. A blizzard, perhaps like the one that rendered me snowed in for 3 days your last year at the Academy. I drove for an hour along side that same dense fog with the radio screaming, the heat blazing and my heart racing to see you dressed in a black satin gown and too-high heels. What if my car was to spin out of control on the wet highway and I was discovered scantily clad, disoriented, and buried in snow frozen in time…what would my mother say? You called often to ask where was I, how close was I, how far was I, when would I get there? Driving and talking and watching the dense fog hovering in my side view mirror. It was so late when I arrived at our little motel and there you were at midnight…waiting. You sat on the bed across from me
Fantasy Come True
When he was away for my two weeks of military training, she flew to visit him for the weekend in his small military apartment. Arriving on Friday evening, they decided to go dancing, but suffering from a little jet lag, she decided to take a nap so they could stay out later. While she was napping, he decided to go to the small work out that was just up the hall from his room. On the third floor, the room had large picture windows overlooing the nearby bay. It was already getting dark outside as he finished his last set of the bench presses. Suddenly, the lights went dark. He sat up and turned to see what had happened. Standing in the lighted doorway was a familiar figure. “Hi…” she began, “my name’s Heather.” She stood in the doorway, leaning against the doorjam, silhouetted by the hall light behind her. The sheerness of her slinky black spaghetti strap dress revealed her trim, sexy curves. Her 3” heels clicked as she slowly stepped into the room. “I heard you working out in
Looking To Add....
some people to my empty family space so show some love and i just might be adding you!!
Thoughts For Today Lol
Well if anyone is interested in what tyres I got for my bike, they are metzeler sportec m1's. Ok not the latest or greatest but they certainly more than good enough for me and they was on special offer. I just feel that i don't have to work so hard tipping it into a corner now, just a slight push and around the corner we go LOL. On the programming front, well i was looking at how I was going to do things and then realised that i had overlooked IRC! I used to use IRC a lot until a couple of times certain kids decided it was fun to try and pretend to be women and try and get me to talk dirty to them. For some reason I had a funny feeling about these people and just stayed talking nice and politely. Of course that just pissed them off LOL. Anyway, I looked into how to start using IRC and it looks pretty easy in python. So I am going to write some test scripts and see where we go. Oh yeah a question for the you US readers. Is it true that you can't get airwaves chewing gum in the US?
My Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 148 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Bush
I have a lot of requests for pussy pics and I thought I would explain why I don't have any. The reason I don't post pics is because I have a full bush. My husband loves it and does not want me to shave it. It seems a lot of guys have an aversion to natural bush, so I decided not to post any pics rather than deal with the criticism.
Adult Pix...
i really don't know what is adult and what isn't lol...most of the time i'm just showing pix of ink...and when they informed me about adult pix...i don't know which specific ones they're actually referring to...so i've deleted most of my pix which i think maybe adult lol...pls help...i thought adult means showing the sexual organs?? lol...
Some Paintshop Pro Creations
These are just a few PSP creations I have done . I will post more as I get time. I couldn't get them to look right or animate when I uploaded to store as pictures. Oh and anyone is welcome right click and save as if they fine one they like although most of these have been personalized for family and friends. But hey if you share their name you're more than welcome to snag them. :)
Fact Of The Day
Aleister Crowley He led the revolution of Witchcraft in America with good friend Gerald Gardner. You have had you dose of witchy info today. Crykit
Videos And Pic's
If you have a pic or an video that you want to show off just join this site it is free.
Ink Work
More work done this coming Monday, plz, let me know whay u think.
Temptation X Radio's One And Only Twisted And Warped Dj_bubba Has Escaped From The State Asylum Come On Out And See Him Get Bent!!!!
DJ BUBBA SPINNING THE HOTTTEST BEATS ON TEMPTATION X RADIO TURN UP YOUR PLAYER FOR ONE AMAZING SHOW WITH DJ BUBBA DJ BUBBA LIVE ON TEMPTATION X RADIO! TEMPTATION X RADIO THE TOP MUSIC WITH THE MOST APPEALING DJ’S AND THE SEXIEST CROWD EVER. COME VISIT US ON THE TEMPTATION X RADIO WEBSITE ALSO.JUST CLICK THIS LINK
Veteran's Day
Please show LOVE & RESPECT to all those that have & serve today. Cpl. Mike Beck U.S. Army (Ret)
Honestly If Its There Then.....
Don't cry to me. If you loved me, You would be here with me. You want me, Come find me. Make up your mind. Should I let you fall? Lose it all? So maybe you can remember yourself. Can't keep believing, We're only deceiving ourselves . And I'm sick of the lie, And you're too late. Don't cry to me. If you loved me, You would be here with me. You want me, Come find me. Make up your mind. Couldn't take the blame. Sick with shame. Must be exhausting to lose your own game. [ these lyrics found on completealbumlyrics.com ] Selfishly hated, No wonder you're jaded. You can't play the victim this time, And you're too late. Don't cry to me. If you loved me, You would be here with me. You want me, Come find me. Make up your mind. You never call me when you're sober. You only want it cause it's over, It's over. How could I have burned paradise? How could I - you were never mine. So don't cry to me. If you loved me, You would be here with me. Don
Bbw Contest Go Rate Her
OK MY FRIENDS GO RATE HER, SHE'S A SWEETHEART, SHOW SOME LOVING
To All Who Give A Rat's Ass...
Well I have gotten all moved. We moved into the sticks... and out here in the sticks they haven't been blessed with High Speed Internet... so I've been stuck on dial up. I've actually got a pretty good connection going right now so I'm running with it. But that's the excuse I have for not being online to much lately along with getting everything unpacked. Hope everyone had a great Halloween and anything that has come up between then and now! I am having satellite connected tomorrow morning, I'm thinking anything has got to be better than dial up! Hope to see ya'll real soon!!! Take care, sweet
More Ravings About Stupid People
Wow. I thought i had seen it all untill right now. Its sad when folks get jelous and rate your pics a 1 because of where its at, or whats in it, or even cause they are jelous of you. This falls right into the catagory of the other damn blog. STUPID PEOPLE LISTEN FOR THREE SECONDS THEN FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS TO THE T. FUCKING LEARN YOU ARE STUPID AND EITHER TRY TO FIX IT OR DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND DIE!!!
A Strong Woman Vs A Woman Of Strength
A STRONG WOMAN VS A WOMAN OF STRENGTH A strong woman works out every day to keep her body in shape ... but a woman of strength builds relationships to keep her soul in shape. A strong woman isn't afraid of anything ... but a woman of strength shows courage in the midst of her fear. A strong woman won't let anyone get the best of her ... but a woman of strength gives the best of herself to everyone. A strong woman makes mistakes and avoids the same in the future ... a woman of strength realizes life's mistakes can also be unexpected blessings and capitalizes on them. A stong woman wears a look of confidence on her face ... but a woman of strength wears grace. A strong woman has faith that she is strong enough for the journey ... but a woman of strength has faith that it is in the journey that she will become strong.
What Kind Of Seducer Are You?
Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you! Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter. You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you. You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover. Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives. Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours. No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. What Kind of Seducer Are You?
Heaven
In loving memory "Heaven" I never thought the time would come, that fateful April day. When the person that i loved so dear, was finally called away. Up in heaven, i know your there, dancing with the angels, I hope you do take care. Please watch over me and guide me on the way, so that i can make it there, to be with you someday.
A Rose By Any Other Name...would Still Stink.
If love is unspoken, Why can't we shut the hell up? If I'm suposed to follow my heart, Why do my feet run me the other way? If love is unbreakable, Why is our relationship shattered? If what we did was making-love, Why was there none when we stopped? How can I quit crying When the only one who can make me stop, Is the one who made me start? I can't sleep. I can't eat. Sometimes I can't even breathe. All I can do is write. My note book is full. My pens out of ink. I've run out of words. I just can't think. I have to give up. It's unfair to try. To rekindle flames. I watched dance in your eyes. The songs almost over. The stars no longer shine. The nights become empty. And I can't sing the last line....
The Shit List
The Shit List Sometimes when shit happens, you want to be able to articulate the experience more than just you've, taken a shit. Here are some shit definitions to help you explain the situation better to your friends and family... Ghost Shit You know you've shit. There's shit on the toilet paper, but no shit in the bowl. Teflon Coated Shit Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't feel it. No traces of shit on the toilet paper, you have to look in the bowl to be sure you did it! Gooey Shit This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe your arse 12 times and it still doesn't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your underwear so you don't stain it. This shit leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet. Second Thought Shit You're all done wiping your arse and you're about to stand up when you realize it.....you've got some more. Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Shit This kind is the kind of shit that killed Elvis. It doesn't come until you're a
Baring My Ass
OK I'M IN MY VERY FIRST CONTEST ON HERE AND HELL DID I PICK THE ONE TO BE IN ROFL THE CONTEST IS GOING TILL NEXT FRIDAY, SO WHORE ME OUT TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS I'M BARING MY ASS TO ALL, SO GO RATE AND COMMENT ME EVERYDAY HEHE JUST POSTED A BULLETIN FOR IT, BUT IT SEEMS MOST DON'T PAY TO MUCH ATTENTION TO THOSE SO YA HERE'S THE LINK [ CherryTAP.com photo: 1820569568 ]
Since I Havent Really
Written one today here i go ♥ First off lets start off with the icon of the day! ♥ ♥ And because i lacked oh so much in the blog department today ima do a few more icons. Then rant and rave. ♥ ♥ ♥ Its sooo true -wink- ♥ ♥ Okay so like. My laptop stoped being homosexual. And its working. For now. So we'll see how that goes. And like. I woke up. Feeling better so im happy bought that. Then theres this chick on here. Who keeps telling everyone that im cheating. Which is kinda funny. Cause im not =] Jealousy is gay. Get over it kay ♥ ♥ ♥ Yes i do! Ask kim lmao. ♥ ♥ Nope! ♥ ♥ So like i dont have class till tuesday. Which rocks. Cause i was getting sick of studying. Ive gotta do some laundry tommorrow. Cause its all over my room haha. And im just about down to my last pair of socks. And i like socks mhmm ♥ Ilu kimmie cup ♥ I thin
A Couple More Years
I've got a couple more years on you babe, and that's all I've had more chances to fly, and more places to fall And it ain't that I'm wiser, it's only that I've spent more time with my back to the wall And I've picked up a couple more years on you babe, and that's all I've walked a couple more roads than you babe and that's all And I'm tired of runnin' while you're only learning to crawl And you're heading somewhere, but I've been to somewhere and found it was nowhere at all And I've picked up a couple more years on you babe, and that's all Now saying goodbye girl, don't never come easy at all But you've gotta fly 'cause you're hearing them young eagles call And someday when you're older you'll smile at a man strong and tall And you'll say I've got a couple more years on you babe and that's all You'll say I've got a couple more years on you babe, and that's all I've had more chances to fly, and more places to fall And it ain't that I'm w
Me...all Me
No matter the time nor space, we have a thread of love that shall never break No matter the paths we've chosen they intertwine at points of the heart No matter the differences we have, our LOVE is as constant as the moon No matter the looks, money or job, we know true beauty lies within our souls No matter the joy or sadness, we are there to share it together No matter the color of our skin, we are bound by our humanity No matter the slipping away of youth, we see each other as vibrant and alive No matter the romance which may fade...we have each other's shoulders to lean upon No matter the weariness that overcomes us, we draw strength from one another No matter the time spent upon this earth, our LOVE will live on forever, MY FRIEND. written and all rights are copyrighted by and to S.L.W ~~~duh...that's me..~~~ u didn't think i had it in me did ya??? KISSES
Episode 14 .. The Chili Cook Off
Did you know that gluttony is a sin? Well duh! lol We had a chili cook off.. It was fun.. I don't eat meat.. gaspp!! lol So, It was interesting to see what I was supposed to eat.. First of all.. you need to know.. I work on 3fd shift now.. aka left over shift.. Meaning .. all you lovely dayshift people get everything! lmao Cake,pizza,pie, subway catored.. u name it u get it.. Me.. and the left over crew.. ok.. It was 2nd shift cuz well I was still on it. Gary.. always has like 8 meals a day! sheeeeeez.. lol
Still My Mind
Still My Mind - Act 1 Still it rushes through me, in every pore, through every cell. What is this . . . what feeling is this? I cannot tell, what secrets unveil capabilities unknown to limits. This absolute emmersion blankets my every conscious thought. Drawing you closer, bringing you here. So close to me I dare not say - still not within my sight. I feel your breath, heat penetrating my skin like a hard summer rain. I feel your face, your eyes, trace your mouth with my fingers. You give me breath so close to your mouth, still we do not touch. Smoldering fantasies ignite burning, lust and longing. Desire tempts me. "Move closer . . . " she whispers, "closer, closer. " A paradox? Closer to you, like the finest lace - our bodies occupy exactly the same space. Deeper you come! Taking you in - surrounding me and filling me up- and down- push, shove CRASH! Eyes open, must I see? Truth is now . . . this reality. by Bentwig420
New Djsh Remix "sexyblind"
now on my profile... check it out! I mixed kelis blindfold me and justin timerlake sexyback...
We Gave Our Baby A Name.....
I think that part of the reason that I have been able to make peace with the loss of the baby as well as I have over the last couple weeks is that I made up a little place in the house to remember the baby that left too soon and Mike and I chose a name for the baby as well. I am not sure how I feel about sharing it but I think that I might over time. Just dont like that everything online gets stolen. thanks for stopping by and listening.

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