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Steam rising from a half-filled cup My thoughts running away Words traveling over and around me Wraiths from other minds Separation from those around me Wrapped in my own, safe cocoon Allowing thoughts to mature and grow To flow Until they stretch their wings flying to the sky Thoughts insignificant to others but vital to me They fill the void of loneliness Allowing me to be alone without going crazy The cup almost empty now But the steam still warms my hands
Orgasm Lust
Upon this lonely night Sleeping alone in your cold bed Basking in soft candlelightWith lust inside your head Sinking deeper into dreamsInto bed sheets of satin and lace A Dream lover comes to beLong brown hair brushing my face A blue shirt crafted in the old style Standing out in this mystic gardenEyes burning wild Lust existing within this Eden Undressing slowly before your eyes. Until I stands in my naked form A sensation swells between your thighs Arousing it so moist and warm My bulging muscles shine in the sun As i crawl on the bed to you Your composure comes undoneStaring into eyes burning blue . Softly hovering over your faceKissing you deep with passion. My clean masculine scent wraps you in an embrace As I parts your lips with my tongue My hair caressing your skin My fingertips tracing your sides My moist tongue burning within Aroused by this erotic guide Lying next to you on the bed Locked deep in
Orgasm Lust
Upon this lonely night Sleeping alone in your cold bed Basking in soft candlelightWith lust inside your head Sinking deeper into dreamsInto bed sheets of satin and lace A Dream lover comes to beLong brown hair brushing my face A blue shirt crafted in the old style Standing out in this mystic gardenEyes burning wild Lust existing within this Eden Undressing slowly before your eyes. Until I stands in my naked form A sensation swells between your thighs Arousing it so moist and warm My bulging muscles shine in the sun As i crawl on the bed to you Your composure comes undoneStaring into eyes burning blue . Softly hovering over your faceKissing you deep with passion. My clean masculine scent wraps you in an embrace As I parts your lips with my tongue My hair caressing your skin My fingertips tracing your sides My moist tongue burning within Aroused by this erotic guide Lying next to you on the bed Locked deep in
Need A New Body!
Ok so I finally go to bed only to sleep 5 hours and awake with a 100.8 temp. I thought I was finally getting better from being sick but apparently not. With my disease not only is it hard to recover from being sick but I can just wake up feeling miserable. Sorry everybody for the rant but I'm just tired of nt having a body that is strong like everybody elses and I'm tired of being scared to sleep! The only time I've fealt peaceful sleeping and not scared was when my ex was sleeping next to me. Anyways yup just a rant heh :/.
You know i dont complain too much about things here but something that just gets under my skin is the fact that i go through a lot of profiles here and rate them all atleast the pictures part and it just bugs the holy hell out of me when i see the people that i have rated come to my page yet they do no rating. I dont ask for a 10 but atleast rate it with something. Well thats my vent for the night.
Why Bother
somebody please tell me why bother to live why bother to wakeup why bother i wish i knew but i do not so if any body knows please tell me i would love to know the answer and i know nobody but 2 maybe 3 people will respond to this so think you guys mt rue frinds
ok all its like 2:15 a.m I have made a solem promise to comment each and every freind on my list I had hoped to be finished by now, however I have a lot of great freinds and seem to keep getting into convos with them after commenting. I have enjoyed catching up with some of you :). I have done about 300 so far not evan close to finished. I will get to you all real soon but I need a nap. so if I haven't been to you yet have no fear you haven't been skipped its just takin me longer then I axpected. lus ya all S~E~X~Y!
My Ass Itches
Arghhh Having to wear a bandaid on your ass for 2 months straight is not fun times. It itches so bad, im going insane.
What Drink I Am
What alcohol are you?? GREY GOOSEFine, fine alcohol! You like to tear up the Goose and be all loose. You know how to get the party started!! Take this test
placing a blanket down on a seclude spot on the beach sitting together watching the sun set seeing the light reflect off your face watching such beauty and grace briefly kissing you seeing you smile holding you tight while the sun slowly says good by
Hello :)
I know you peeps think I am fake. :) Thats okay, but I feel like god now.. I am sorry, lol Sorry, Im lols right now :) Tom
A Different Cristmas Poem
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary a
Wtf? Fake Friends Suck!!!!
Ok i need to blow off some damn steam, so don't read it unless you mind hearing someone vent: FUCK FAKE FRIENDS!!!! Ever notice that if you know people in real life and introduce them to someone that the begin to forget you exist. you might get an occasional "Hi" if you pop in a chat room thier in. If you want to talk to them, you have to find them.... WELL FUCK THAT!!!! If a person is really a friend, they will try to find out how your doing. If a person is really a friend, they try to at least act like they care. Well fuck Ffake friends!!! I don't fuckin need them and thier bullshit "I care." Fucking actions speak a lot louder than words. Yes, as a nice guy, I tend to brush t off, but not anymore. maybe it took the strees of the shit I'm dealing with right now to finally make me put my foot down, but I am glad I did. If you know me in the real world, you will know I am a kind-hearted person. You will know I used to be the biggest asshole too. Starting today, I w
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What Is Your Sex Style
Whats your sex style? Erotic Sex StyleKissing, touching...pulling hair...handcuffs...whatever goes in your bedroom or backyard...truck...neighbors bedroom even! Its lights, camera ...ACTION BABY! Take this test
Whats your sex style? Romantic Sex StyleYou like to take it slow, lots of kissing and touching. Just like in a Chick flick... takes the girls away! At best when you are in love with your sex partner, and if not...they will be! Take this test
OK looka heres the deal, we need to all have one big ass party. Everyone on CT is invited. We could all pitch in and rent a big ass warehouse or something. I mean think about it, how awesome would that be. All the people you have met on here and have wanted to meet in person, you could now meet and chill with. Oh, and it definately should be a costume party. That just makes things less tense. Oh well i know this probaly would never happen but it would be cool!!!
More Ramblings.... This Time On Girlfriends
I went out tonight with two of my girls. (Someday, if they ever get on this site, they may possibly kill me for secrets revealed, but I say, bring on the truth!) Drinks, dinner, laughter...... lots of laughter and talk. I recently met these two wonderful ladies, and I'm so glad that I did. I don't know about everyone else, but I am constantly looking and questioning: "What can I learn from them? What can I give to them?". We are all frighteningly the same and yet so different. One, a recent divorcee and mother (cutest daughter EVER), we'll call her "Deb", who claims she has no social aptitude, the other a mother of three and never married (but soon to be) we'll call her "Mal", who thrives on the social scene..... and me, single, never married, no kids and a craving for social interaction but who also loves being a hermit. (Btw, my name is Jennifer =) We all work for the same company, so the inevitable advice/bitching/praising was a part of the night. I learned quite a bi
Thanks For Everything!
You came into my life by complete surprise How it happened I cannot surmise. I was happy that you were there. Nothing and no one else could compare. There was nothing in the world I wouldn't do for you All that I wanted was to be happy with you. You painted a picture filled with hope and dreams The love you professed was beyond anything I had seen. I gave up everything, my concern was only you. Financial prosperity was nothing without you. Wasted days and sleepness nights I just knew were no longer a part of my life. When I opened that message, and click on that link, It felt as if someone had drained my heart down the sink. I couldn't believe it. Impossible. Not true. I'll be damned if she doesn't look just like you. Now wait a minute. This just can't be. She's wearing the same dress, under the same tree. My life came crashing to a sudden halt. Now I sit empty and alone, but who's at fault. My emotions are drained. My heart has been ripped to shreads.
More Quizzes I'm Bored Lol
Whats your sex style? Erotic Sex StyleKissing, touching...pulling hair...handcuffs...whatever goes in your bedroom or backyard...truck...neighbors bedroom even! Its lights, camera ...ACTION BABY! Take this test What kind of person are you? Kind heartedYour a all around awsome Girl to be around. You can get along with about anyone and you know how to bring a smile to some one who needs it. Take this test What type of love are you? Playful LoveYou are a Playful Love you like to play around with your partner and are an equal when it comes to your decisions. Take this test
How Many Of Me
HowManyOfMe.comThere are:41people with my namein the U.S.A.How many have your name?
That's It, This Ends Now!!!!!!!
I'm fucking sick and tired of having my feelings thrown around like a goddamn ragdoll by someone, and then turn around and respect theirs in return. THAT'S BULLSHIT!!!! I will not stand for this crap anymore. I'm tired of being the punchline in people's SICK practical jokes. If you wanna be my friend awesome, be my guest. If you're a girl and you say you want to start a relationship with me, double awesome, I'm looking for that certain someone to complete me. But DON'T say that then do the fucking opposite of it, you'll have nothing to gain from it but a REALLY PISSED OFF SIN! Like it says on my profile, I love each and every one of my friends, BUT if they wanna doublecross me, then i'll forget every single good thought, every last amazing memory, and they'll get nothing from me. NOTHING! And THAT'S how I fucking roll!
Where The Parties Are At..
Wednesday Nov. 15th is the main man of all that's fun and debaucherous to do in South Florida's BIRTHDAY!!! Be sure to come out and give the one and only Josepher birthday love and birthday drinks!!! Sing him some birthday songs!!! Nobody sings Danzig's "Mother" better. I expect EVERYBODY to be here for the celebration! Broadway Billiards 17813 Biscayne Blvd. Aventura, FL 33160 Click Here To View Event!! Thursday Night!! THURSDAYS IN FORT LAUDERDALE 9PM TIL 2 AM SOUTH FLORIDA'S ONLY PRIVATE VAMPYRE FETISH CLUB CABARET VAMPYRA WWW.MYSPACE.COM/CABARETVAMPYRA Saturday Night!!
Where The Parties Are At..
Wednesday Nov. 15th is the main man of all that's fun and debaucherous to do in South Florida's BIRTHDAY!!! Be sure to come out and give the one and only Josepher birthday love and birthday drinks!!! Sing him some birthday songs!!! Nobody sings Danzig's "Mother" better. I expect EVERYBODY to be here for the celebration! Broadway Billiards 17813 Biscayne Blvd. Aventura, FL 33160 Click Here To View Event!! Thursday Night!! THURSDAYS IN FORT LAUDERDALE 9PM TIL 2 AM SOUTH FLORIDA'S ONLY PRIVATE VAMPYRE FETISH CLUB CABARET VAMPYRA WWW.MYSPACE.COM/CABARETVAMPYRA Saturday Night!!
What Kind Of Alcohol Are You?
What alcohol are you?? PATRONEYou are a laid back and relaxed drinker! Patrone is one of the most finest tequillas known! It also shows you have a very expensive taste on your tongue!! Take this test PATRONE IS THE SHIT! WOOT lol
How Jealous Are You???
How jealous are you? Raging!!!You jump to conclusions and are often too controlling. Give your partner some room and you'll be able to see the whole picture. Take this test
What Alcohol Are You???
What alcohol are you?? BEERYeah it isn't a alcohol but you know what I think you need to stick with beer! No offense but there are fine beers out there! Take this test
My Pics Stash
i ran out of photo space on this page so a lot of the newer graphix i make r gonna be in my stash
Flowers Are Goregous
You Are a Carnation You are down to earth and grounded. You tend to be more traditional than trendy. Your confidence gets you through anything. People trust you and are very loyal to you. What Flower Are You?
Soo That Worked
mhm. I'm the master. one post and i had 4 friends. woot! here's for more to come
i was wondering if anyone had a chance to look at my new pics and please leave a nice comment in them thanks
Hey Guys
i just wanted to let everyone know, please rate my profile before you add me, and after you do, dont just look at my pics, please rate and comment them too, it really gets on my nerves that people are just adding me to look at my boobs.
A Pic Of My Tattoo
You Should Get An Asian Inspired Tattoo Mysterious and expressive You like to show off, but you also like to keep some allure What Tattoo Should You Get?
Damn I Love These
You Are an Orange Rose You represent desire and enthusiasm Your vibe: Sexy yet familiar Falling in love with you: happens instantly - it's a fast ride What Color Rose Are You?
A Short Verse
Emptiness is all I feel A lack of feeling Nothing Truly the worst of them all
what r doing..............
Whats Your Sex Style ??
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Mmmm..yummy White.chocolate
You are White Chocolate You have a strong feminine side with a good bit of innocence thrown in. Whether your girlish ways are an act or not, men like to take care of you. You are an understated beauty, and your power is often underestimated! What Kind of Chocolate Are You?
No Title
The days are long, The nights are clear. Oh how I want you near. To hear your voice, To see your face, There's none quite like In the human race. Having you close And holding you tight I would never wander off in the night. With you by my side We stand together strong Without you in my life It all seems do wrong. Love me long Love me true I am so lost without you.
Back On
OK just finished moving this weekend I am in my new place now and got the cable and subsequently internet hooked back up this afternoon. I survived YAY!
Someone Save Me.
Your Famous Movie Kiss is from Spiderman "I have always been standing in your doorway. Isn't it about time somebody saved your life?" What Famous Movie Kiss Are You?
Super Jay
hello my fellow people of cherrytap my name is super jay here to save you all from furby and dumb ass's let me explain furby are the devil they are here to take over the world there master plane is to make every person in the whole planet to own them and then self destruct mode actaviates all of them will explode at once it will be an explosing bigger then two a bomds the whole world will be in flames and for dumb ass's just buy a gun and shot them your hero super jay
It's Been A While!
I just got back online yesterday. I was disconnected from both my wireless internet, and my cellphone services. It SUCKED!!! I'm so happy to be back online!
Im A Pinup..
You are Maryiln Monroe A classic tortured beauty You're the dream girl of many men Yet they never seem to treat you right What Famous Pinup Are You?
Yup.noone Knows Me.
Your Reputation Is: Shy Girl You've done pretty well in keeping your reputation protected.. Problem is, no one really knows who you are! What's Your Reputation?
Psh I Wish!!
Your Style is 1950s High heels, pretty dresses, classic makeup... You're a feminine beauty who knows how to play up her assets! What Decade Matches Your Style?
hi to all
Because I Am A Man!!!!!!
BECAUSE I'M A MAN Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in. Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start." We will then drink beer. Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn't an issue. Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "Cumin" or "Tofu" For all I know these are the same thing. And never, under any circumstances, e
Cat And Dog.
You Are: 50% Dog, 50% Cat You are a nice blend of cat and dog. You're playful but not too needy. And you're friendly but careful. And while you have your moody moments, you're too happy to stay upset for long. Are You More Cat or Dog?
After What I Just Got Done With Tonight....this Just Fit So Perfectly!!!!
This is some advice to all the girls.....Make Sure he is right, before you find out he is WRONG!!!!! Take for instance ME!!!!Wow what a predicament.....I have been taking crap from him and his fiance' whom of which he was to chicken to break up with me to go and get in the first place, for the past two weeks....I have left them alone, but now he is telling me that I haven't and basically telling me that it was my fault that he left.....I was just getting to close to figuring out all of the rest of his gf's that he had stashed away and he had to get away.....I hope this doesn't happen to anyone else, but if it does...I know it hurts, but it is best to move on because if you dwell all it does is make it worse.....I wanna thank my Best Friend Amy and my Mom for being there for me, and the rest of my newly found family for helping me once again through this ordeal tonight.....Thank you~~~~All Of You.....I hope this poem reaches the hearts of those who have been through it, and the minds of
Married Man's Story
Married Man's Story I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men & women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. I have never figured out why the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil, when it hears the words' I do.' Here's an example of what I mean. One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.' I said 'WHAT????!!!' What was that?! So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads hearing...'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.' She then responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going
#1 Crush
Garbage. "#1 Crush" I would die for you I would die for you I've been dying just to feel you by my side To know that you're mine I will cry for you I will cry for you I will wash away your pain with all my tears And drown your fear I will pray for you I will pray for you I will sell my soul for something pure and true Someone like you See your face every place that I walk in Hear your voice every time I am talking You will believe in me And I will never be ignored I will burn for you Feel pain for you I will twist the knife and bleed my aching heart And tear it apart I will lie for you Beg and steal for you I will crawl on hands and knees until you see You're just like me Violate all The love that I'm missing Throw away all the pain that I'm living You will believe in me And I can never be ignored I would die for you I would kill for you I will steal for you I'd do time for you I would wait for you I'd make room for you I'd sail shi
I Love To Laugh
can someone please tell me where to get a kick ass backgroud for my profile i feel like such an ass because i dont have something cool for my friends to look at because we all know my pics suck... so let me know oh and i hope to get new pics in here soon okay see ya D
Why You Should Never Take Your Husband Shopping!
Letter: Mrs. Fenton, Our store is considering banning your family from ever shopping with us unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offenses over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras. MEMO Re: Mr. Bill Fenton - Complaints - 15 Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse/partner is shopping: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened. 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department an
What Would You Do?
This guy has been caught with pre teen girls tied up in his basement by his ex girlfriend...she didnt go to the police cuz he threatened to kill her. She finally left and called the FBI...There are 2 pics at the start of my default album of 2 FBI agent business cards she sent me. I dont have any of those do you? He has multiple screennames and makes more each day.....block him and show him how you feel!193818@ CherryTAP193818@ CherryTAPTHIS IS NOT A JOKE!!!!! (repost of original by 'Boycott Wal-Mart...Rate my profile please!' on '2006-11-14 22:17:10') (repost of original by 'heartme **play nice and vote in my art contest**' on '2006-11-14 22:21:14') (repost of original by '~*SoooooooSexxiSweet*~' on '2006-11-14 22:58:00')
True Meaning Of Male Statements
Statement: "I'm a Romantic." True Meaning: "I'm poor." Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about." True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me." Statement: "I really want to get to know you better." True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it." Statement: "She's kinda cute." True Meaning: "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the head might be necessary." Statement: "I don't know if I like her." True Meaning: "She won't sleep with me." Statement: "Was it good for you?" True Meaning: "I'm insecure about my manhood." Statement: "I had a wonderful time last night." True Meaning: "Who are you?" Statement: "Do you love me?" True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you might find out." Statement: "Do you 'really' love me?" True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later." Statement: "How much do you love me?" True Meaning: "I've done something really stupid and someone's on thei
Did You
Did You Did you hear that early bird sing good morning to you today Did you notice the little bunny when he came out to play Did you acknowledge the squirrel as he ran down the line Did you see that awesome sunrise and realize that all was fine Did you wave to your neighbor when you walked out the door Did you smile at the cashier when you stopped at the store Did you allow someone in while stranded watching the cars go by Did you hold the door for a co-worker without giving a sigh Did you give credit to a friend in need for a job you had done Did you support those around you and try to make the day fun Did you help the oppressed one without seeing his skin Did you or didn't you make the choice to be a friend Did you at the end of the day head home filled with pride Did you know that with truth to yourself today you did stride Did you remember to thank the Lord for the day you had Did you really appreciate it whether it was good or was bad Di
Yahoo Me...
Anyone interested in chatting on cam (c2c)? yahoo me at
How come some asswipe can rate my profile a 2 when I only joined yesterday, It aint no big deal but just makes me wonder if they would have done so if the ratings were not anonymous, I have just one thing to say really about that. GET A LIFE SADDO.
Cowboy Advice To Live By
Don't squat with your spurs on. Good judgement comes from experience... Problem is... A LOT of experience comes from bad judgement. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a lot easier'n puttin' it back in! If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut! Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep. Always drink upstream from the herd. When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they l
New Tires And Stuf
new tires ó Tuesday, November 14, 2006 I got new tires today. They should get me around through the snow. I just need to get some sand, and/or cement to put in the back of my truck. Tires, my accomplishment for the day. I got my math done that I needed to do for thursday too. I did it before he went over the chapter, so it took a long time. I kept thinking I must have totally forgot all of it cuz I got drunk on friday or something. I did the last section on monday or tuesday, and I couldn't remember him even going over it. ( That's cuz he didn't, I didn't completly blackout all memerory of it him teaching it. Theres little that compares with the feeling of losing your mind, or chunks or your memory being gone. ) It took me about 5 hrs to get done with that section. And had to have lots of help from the math tutor. Whatever though. I think it's impossible for me to get even a "c" at this point. It's just if I can get a d or not I guess. And also how well I'll do next
Chase The Sun
i can see the morning coming on ive got a bottle and a rosary fell against the sun burned thru so easily ghosts have been keeping me here I wish theyd bring me back to you Ill send a sign written in fear fallen once and broke in two get on your knees and pray worship and live seek for happiness today passages in blood to give no one gets out so step inside erase all doubt walk the line there is no turning back nowhere to hide feeling me deep inside im under your skin in my wake you must swim back to where the angels live well find a better place for you and I
Now Excepting All Major V-cards
i am so completly new at this, I have no idea what i am doing. all I can hear are the tornato sirens going off outside. they are faulty though, for some reason they have been going off in every bad storm. I bet it makes all the old folks remember back on ole nam. hahahha well.. here is my first one. I dont think i am fit for this site... i am pretty sure that everyone looks like hookers on here.... :) peesouth -sam-
A Day At The Races
A Day at the Races The Lineup: 1. Passionate Lady 2. Bare Belly 3. Silk Panties 4. Conscience 5. Jockey Shorts 6. Clean Sheets 7. Thighs 8. Big Dick 9. Heavy Bosom 10. Merry Cherry THEY'RE OFF! Conscience is left behind at the gate. Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry. Heavy Bosom is being pressured. Passionate Lady is caught by Thighs and Big Dick is in a dangerous spot! AT THE HALF: It's Bare Belly on top, Thighs open and Big Dick is pressed in. Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets. Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly. Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Dick. AT THE STRETCH: Merry Cherry cracks under the strain. Big Dick is making a final drive. Bare Belly is in and Passionate Lady is coming. AT THE FINISH: It's Big Dick giving everything he's got and Passionate Lady takes everything Big Dick has to offer. It looks like a dead heat but Big Dick comes through with one final thr
What Alcohol Are You?
What alcohol are you?? GREY GOOSEFine, fine alcohol! You like to tear up the Goose and be all loose. You know how to get the party started!! Take this test
Adult Nursery Rhymes
Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, between two chunks of bread. Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, her clothes all tattered and torn. It wasn't the spider that crept beside her, But Little Boy Blue and his horn. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "F*ck him, He's only an egg. Georgie Porgy pudding and pie. Kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play, He kissed them too, cause he was gay. Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky. Silly Jill forgot her pill And now there's little Franky. Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone. When she bent over Rover took over, And gave her a bone of his own. Little Boy Blew. Hey. He needed the money. Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides and every time that Mary walked the boys could see her thighs
* Shambhala, Drala & Le Petit Prince *
Drala and The Little Prince - Shambhala Teaching This Shambhala Teaching is recommended healing for your soul: '... "The Little Prince" By Antoine de Saint Exupery is another wonderful example of literature that evokes the sense of ordinary, or elemental magic. At one point in this story, the little prince meets a fox. The prince is very lonely and wants the fox to play with him, but the fox says that he cannot play unless he is tamed. The little prince asks the meaning of the word "tame". The fox explains that it means "to establish ties" in such a way that the fox will become unique to the little prince, and the prince unique to the fox. Later, after the fox as been tamed and the little prince must leave him, the fox also tells the prince what he calls "my secret, a very siimple secret," which is, "it is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye." Saint Exupery has a different vocabulary here for describing the discovery of magic, o
Wats Ur Sexy Name
Your Sexy Brazilian Name is: Keila da CostaWhat's Your Sexy Brazilian Name?
My Letter To My Future Someone.
My dearest ______, I know that I don’t know you, nor do you know me. But our love is here, waiting to be unfolded into a great love that neither of us has ever had in our lives. You are my thoughts, and you are my dreams. I stay awake at night because you are not with me. And sometimes I even look out at the clear night sky, wondering if the sparkles from your eyes were somehow gazing back at me to know you were there with me. Maybe one day, if we are destined to meet, I’ll be smiling at you, remembering the thoughts and dreams of you that have become my reality. Love is a part of life that takes our breathe away, and it catches us by suprise. Even though we have never met, and still haven’t, you have captured me with such great love for you, as I do to this day. Finally, remember that... ...I love you. --Xonus.
50 Things About Me
1. How tall are you barefoot? 6í1Ē 2. What color are your eyes? Blue 3. Do you own a gun? YEP! And I ainít scared to use them! 4. If you had a mental disorder, what would it be? If? WHAT DO YOU MEAN if? Iím a man! Remote Control-itus! 5. How many letters are in your crush's first name? 6-Orange CRUSH!! 6. What do you think of hot dogs? Make mine a steak! 7. What's your favorite Christmas song? Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer! (Or Carol of the Bells if you donít want funny) 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Coffee, Mt Dew-anything with CAFFIENE 9. Do you do push ups? Part of lifeís ups and downs 10. Have you ever done ecstasy?. Hell NO! 11. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?... nope 12. Do you like the rain? ... yes... I like the rain 13. Are you sweet? Naw-I am a grumpy old man! 14. On a scale of 1 to 10 (ten being the best) what do you rate yourself? A Four (4). I am a man! 15. Do you have A.D.D? Huh? Somebody say something? 16. full initials? K.L.
Percent Huh
You are 67% PiscesHow Pisces Are You?
Emma Rules 2-6
Rule #2: Don't dissapear out of no where for a a few days then come back and pretend like you didn't go away. ...I worry constantly. When you just leave without anything I get nervous and worry. I hate to worry. I hate it hate it hate it. Rule #2.5: No dying. ... I don't think I need to really go into that. Rule #3: Don't talk behind my back. ... first of all, friends don't do that. .. second, I usually will hear whats been said, and it usually hurts my feelings. Rule #4: Lying is unacceptable. ... Again, not something I think that I need to go into. If you are going to lie... don't even bother. I don't need to hear it. I don't want to hear it. Thats all. Rule #5: Don't use me. ... for anything. If you only talk to me when no one else is avaliable... that falls unders breaking this rule. I love helping people... but if you only talk to me when something is wrong I'm not going to be of much help becasue I'll just be pissed at you. Rule #6: Don't
What Is Your Predominant Emotion?
Your dominant emotion is FEAR You are easy to scare and tend to assume that others are out to get you. And they are... well, me at least. Take this quiz at
Blistered, hated, unknown. I love it when I'm like this...
Southerner Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit, and that you donl "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them. Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc., make up "a mess." Only a Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of "yonder." Only a Southerner knows exactly how long "directly" is,... as in: "Going to town, be back directly." Even Southern babies know that "Gimme some sugar" is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl in the middle of the table. All Southerners know exactly when "by and by" is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddinl Only Southerners g
How Old Do You Act?
How Old Do You Act? 3 years old Take this quiz at
Predominant Emotion Test
Your dominant emotion is FEAR You are easy to scare and tend to assume that others are out to get you. And they are... well, me at least. Take this quiz at
Someone Please Help! I Am In Some Distress!
I have someone who is threatning me of my life, and my childs life. Can anyone help! CRY BABY
Is their any ppl here with eleven-nine sec street cars? Leave make and model, if u have one
Im Still The Best!!!
Give me more fuel baby!!! YEAH!!!!
How Normal Are You?
You Are 70% Normal Otherwise known as the normal amount of normal You're like most people most of the time But you've got those quirks that make you endearing You're unique, yes... but not frighteningly so! How Normal Are You?
How Normal Are You?
You Are 70% Normal Otherwise known as the normal amount of normal You're like most people most of the time But you've got those quirks that make you endearing You're unique, yes... but not frighteningly so! How Normal Are You?
My Alcohol Type
What alcohol are you?? PATRONEYou are a laid back and relaxed drinker! Patrone is one of the most finest tequillas known! It also shows you have a very expensive taste on your tongue!! Take this test
How Old Do You Act
How Old Do You Act? 22 years old
What Is Your Elf Name?
Your Elf Name Is... Floppy Mince Meat What's Your Elf Name?
My "make Sexy Time" Style
Whats your sex style? Erotic Sex StyleKissing, touching...pulling hair...handcuffs...whatever goes in your bedroom or backyard...truck...neighbors bedroom even! Its lights, camera ...ACTION BABY! Take this test
What's Your Sexual Zodiac Sign?
Virgo You are shy at first, and because of that, it is hard for you to find lots of random sex partners. You are very intelligent and very into sex. You will only have sex with clean people, because you are afraid of getting an STD. You are also very kinky and imaginative in the sack. Your partners always have a hard time keeping up with you. Sex matches: Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio Take this quiz at
Naughty Album
There is a new album open.. If you do not like girls/Guy together pictures do not look.. If you are not 18 or someone who rates less than a 10.. Please dont waste our time.. Thanks AmZ
What Is Your Sexual Zodiac?
Aquarius You are very random, changing moods everyday. You are very genuine, and you like to do a lot sexually. When you find something that you like, you like it a lot and want your lover to like it too. Ideally you like to find a partner who is as into sex as you are. You want a lover who is just as independent as you are and you like an equal amount of give and take in the sack. Sex matches: Aries, Gemini, Libra Take this quiz at
So Who Like Sex ?
tell what was the best time you had sex .. mine was have sex with my wife in the car at lunch time at work ..
My Elf Name...lmfao
Your Elf Name Is... Candy Twinkle Wink What's Your Elf Name?
The Plucky Skunk
Every evening the plucky Skunk went to the brook to look for his supper. It was hard work, but with patience, the Skunk usually came home with a meal. "You are foolish," said the Raccoons. "Why do you work so hard for your food? Come forage with us through the garbage cans behind the fine homes of the people. It is easy!" "No thank you," said the Skunk. "I prefer to catch my own supper." And with the hoots of the Raccoons ringing in his ears, he trundled off to the brook. As the summer progressed, the Skunk became a skilled hunter while the Raccoons grew fat and lazy. One evening, the Skunk heard a chorus of crying Raccoons outside his door. "What's wrong?" asked the Skunk. "Is something the matter?" "The people have locked their garbage cans!" cried the Raccoons. "We have no supper." "You see?" said the Skunk, "I hate to say I told you so, but..." His voice trailed off while all the Raccoons glared at him. The Skunk went back and finished his dinner. He threw the scra
The Big Race
"You really didn't beat me," said the Rabbit to the Tortoise one day. "You were just lucky. I challenge you to a rematch." The tortoise felt he had to accept since the challenge was delivered in front of his girl- friend. The Tortoise trained hard. He jogged. He lost weight. He bought new sneakers. "The Rabbit is very fast," said the Tortoise to his girlfriend. "I'll just do my best and see what happens." The Tortoise continued his workout. The day of the race dawned bright and sunny. At the starting gun, the Rabbit sped off in a blur. The Tortoise was running his fastest ever, but he was still far behind. Soon, however, it began to rain. The trail became flooded. The Rabbit became very tired as his paws became caked with mud. It started to hail, and ice pellets stung the Rabbit. The Tortoise plodded onward. The hailstones bounced harmlessly off his shell. Where the trail was flooded, he swam. As he crossed the finish line to the cheers of the crowd, he was told th
How Normal Am I? Lmao
You Are 55% Normal While some of your behavior is quite normal... Other things you do are downright strange You've got a little of your freak going on But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself How Normal Are You?
What A Way To Go
Chris will go to jail for ... Snorting Viagra 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at
The Hound And The Hare
The Hound and the Hare were the best song-and-dance team in the forest. With their fine harmonies and witty repartee, they dazzled audiences from hill to dale. The Hare sang most of the solos, and his tap number -- with its array of jumps and spins -- generated wild applause. The Hound played the straight man, whose self-important air was often punctured by the Hare's droll asides. In clearing after clearing, young animals sought the Hare's auto- graph. The Hound was often all but ignored. One day a Snake came to call. "I would like to sign you to a solo contract," he said to the Hare. "I think you can be a major star." The Hare drew himself up to his full height. "You obviously know nothing about show business," he said to the Snake. "Without the Hound, I would not be half so good. His sense of timing and rhythmic nuance is exquisite. It is both of us together that makes everything work." The Snake slithered away. "That was pretty decent of you," said the grateful Hound
Try Not To Cry
Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! But Mommy, when I went school that day, I never said good-bye, I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another, And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Chris; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now, And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best; Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest. Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forg
The Dog And The Cat
"I don't know what people see in you," said the Dog to the Cat. "All you do is sleep and preen." The Cat yawned. "Actually," she said, "I find your obsequious behavior a bit disgusting. Aren't you embarrassed by it, really, a little?" The Cat's words stung the Dog. He had never thought his friendliness unseemly. The Cat, meanwhile, was secretly hurt by the Dog's comments. She did not want to take advantage of anyone. When Mr. and Mrs. Smith came home that evening, they received an odd greeting. "Meow, meow!" cried the Cat excitedly, as she tried to drag Mr. Smith's slippers over to his favorite chair. The Dog lay squeezed into a shoebox, feigning sleep and pretending to snore. "I think there may be something wrong with our pets," said Mrs. Smith. Suddenly, a small rodent darted across the room. At the same time, a newspaper landed on the front porch. In a flash, the Cat leapt at the rodent, disposing of it in one bite. The Dog ran outside and brought in the newspaper.
The Elephant's Computer
The Elephant was very proud of his new computer. He took it out of the box and examined it with his trunk. "With this computer I will become state-of-the-art," he announced. The other animals murmured approvingly. The Elephant attached the computer to a chain and hung it around his neck. "Now I will be faster and more powerful," he said. He ran to a nearby grove of trees. The computer around his neck swung from side to side. "If anything, this computer seems to weigh me down," thought the Elephant. "It doesn't make me faster at all." The Elephant wrapped his trunk around a small tree. He tried to yank it out of the ground, but the computer got in the way of his efforts. "How disappointing," said the Elephant to himself, "It hasn't made me more powerful, either." Toward sunset, the Elephant went for a relaxing mud bath. He replayed the day's mishaps over and over in his mind. Before going home, he took off his new computer and threw it in the river. Later, for a snack, h
The Men's Club
Four disgruntled animals gathered in the meadow. "Since my marriage, I don't get to run with the herd as much," said the Stag. "Home life is like that," the Bear commiserated. "I only get time alone when I hibernate." "Try living with your wife in a little dirt tunnel," said the Otter. "It can be claustrophobic." "My kits have taken over the den," said the Fox. "It's murder. Murder." "Let's form a club," said the Bear. "The club for men. We'll do men-type things. First meeting's tonight by the pine tree." They all thought it a splendid idea. That night, the Bear, the Stag, the Otter and the Fox all met at the pine tree to do men-type things. "Okay," said the Bear, "Let's go get some honey!" "I thought we'd rub our antlers against a tree," said the Stag. "That's a manly thing to do." "I think we should go fishing," said the Otter. "Or at least watch a fishing program on TV." "I don't know about you fellows," the Fox broke in. "But where I come from, the men cruise fo
You cannot call it love if you have never met someone, I lust after quite a few people that I may in fact never meet at all. Then again everybody lusts for someone in particular that is beyond status quo or someone with celebrity status. I'm trying my best to become someone to be remembered for doing something absolutely extraordinary not sure what yet but I feel like I have some divine purpose of being here. Feel free to comment
The Porcupine's Plight
The Porcupine arrived at the club dining room. "I'm Mr. Porcupine," he said. "I'll be a guest of Mr. Bear this evening. I guess I'm a little early." The Maitre d' regarded him haughtily. "Please wait at the bar," he said. The Porcupine walked into the bar. A Deer and an Antelope jostled him. He overheard someone making a derogatory comment about Porcupines. A very obnoxious Rabbit blew smoke right into his face. The Porcupine could feel himself bristly, and it took real effort to get his quills to lie down. Just then the Bear arrived. "It's good to meet you," said the Bear, "I'm eager to hear about those salmon futures we discussed on the phone." "I don't know," said the Porcupine. "If you like this club, I don't think we'll enjoy doing business." He told the Bear what happened. The Bear stood up with a roar. "These rascals have tarnished my reputation with you!" he said. "I'm so sorry you were mistreated. Let's go somewhere else." So they did. Over dinner, the Porc
The Foolish Fox
Every Sunday, the Fox loved nothing better to do than going to the meadow and meeting the other animals for a game of football. He was an excellent tailback -- shifty and quick -- and much admired for his running skill. But the acclaim went to his head. "Make me the quarterback," said the Fox. "I am crafty. My running will enhance the position. If I cannot play quarterback, I will not play at all!" His teammates grumbled, but the very next Sunday the Fox took his new position. On the first play from scrimmage, he fumbled and barely managed to pounce on the ball. He returned to the huddle. "Go long," he said to the Deer. "I will hit you down the sideline." The Deer ran like the wind, but the fox was confused by the unfamiliar defensive coverage. Before he could throw the ball, he was tackled for a ten-yard loss. The Fox stood in shotgun formation for third down. No sooner had the ball touched his paws than he was smothered by the blitzing Moose. Facing fourth and twenty-
Fuck It All Away
The Long March
The Chipmunk had planted a few ears of corn in the spring. Now, in fall, they were ready to be harvested. He asked the Muskrat for help. "I'll give you a couple of pounds if you'll help me bring in my crop," he said. A Crow in the sky called down to the Muskrat. "You want corn?" he cawed. "Across the mountain are acres of tall green stalks bursting with ripe corn. Field after field is ready for your dinner." The Muskrat turned to his friend. "Why should I work for a couple of pounds when I can have a couple of tons? I know you mean well, but I've got to look out for myself. I'm going!" The Muskrat traveled several days. His feet were blistered and bloody. He was hungry and thirsty, and his whole body ached. At last he reached the other side of the mountain. Just as the Crow had promised, there were fields and fields of tall green stalks. But there was no corn on them. The corn had been picked already. There were, however, some stray ears lying about. The Muskrat put
The Goose's Dinner
A young Goose invited some friends to dinner. She planned to serve her favorite dish -- five-grain casserole. What a delicious treat! The day before the party, she called her friend the Mouse to discuss the upcoming meal. "Five-grain casserole?" said the Mouse. "I think we'd prefer something with cheese." The Goose was a little unsure, since she did not do much entertaining. "Perhaps you are right," she said. "I will add some cheese to my casserole." The Goose then called Mrs. Osprey, another guest, and related her conversation with the Mouse. "I don't think the Mouse knows anything about dinner parties," said Mrs. Osprey. "Everyone knows fish is the right thing to serve company." The Goose made a note to add fish to her list of casserole ingredients. Conversations with Mrs. Frog and Mrs. Robin resulted in still more suggestions. The next night, when everyone was seated at the table, the Goose brought out her five-grain casserole. It was studded with cheese, fish, grassh
The Brothers Kangaroo
The two kangaroo brothers were quite different. Older brother was a good dancer and a star athlete. All the girl kangaroos were enamored of him. He seemed to have a different girlfriend each week. Younger brother enjoyed browsing quietly in the eucalyptus. Girl kangaroos barely noticed he was alive. In high school, older brother was captain of the high jump team. Girl kangaroos hopped around him and swooned. Younger brother continued his browsing. Sometimes he bounded alone across the dusty plain. Other times he could be found in the library. At night, in the room they shared, Older Brother bragged about his successes. Younger Brother said nothing. Years passed. Younger Brother found a wonderful wife. They had two lovely joeys. He was sublimely happy. Older Brother still had many different girlfriends, though he no longer jumps so high nor so far as before. At a family reunion, Older Brother talked endlessly about his many new girlfriends. Younger Brother nodded poli
Ya'll this is funny as hell!!!
You are a special friend to me.. You were there to listen when a lot of people couldnt. You dont judge. You dont look down on me. You look past my flaws and see a good person. That means a lot to me. Im glad to have someone so real as a friend. Someone who cares about what goes on in my life and who asks me questions about it even when i dont want to answer. (but really need to talk about it) Its funny how someone i just met and barely know could make me feel so happy and make me smile when i dont want to... Thank you for being there for me, like any good friend would. I promise ill be here for you too, no matter what. So thank you from the bottom of my heart for just being you... :) Im soo glad I got to talk to you again. It means a lot to me that you care to call me. Its nice to have some around. I really enjoy all our conversations, theres never a dull moment with you which is great too. I cant even find the right words to say about you. All i know is that i love talking to you
Facts About Sex
The Male Body: 1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect (no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth). (Incidentally the average vaginal capacity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle King Kong) 3) 80% of American men are circumcised. Even though Pediatricians say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) -Sorry Austin Powers no penis pump for you. 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. (Come on boysÖ you better start trimming at least!) Some stuff on the ladies 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "a
1) What curse word do you use the most? Cunt...its cuntastic! 2.) Do you own an XBOX? No 3.) Who on your Myspace "Top 8" do you talk to the most? andy 4.) What time is your alarm clock set for? 4:15am 5.) What color is your room? white 6.) Flip flops or sneakers? Flip flops 7.) Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture? take 8.) What was the last movie you watched? Accepted 9.) Do any of your friends have children? Yes 10.) Has anyone ever called you lazy? yeah 11.) Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep faster? sometimes, insomnia sucks 12.) What CD is currently in your CD player? Tool 10,000 Days 13.) Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk? chocolate 14.) Has anyone told you a secret this week? No 15.) Have you ever given someone a tattoo? No 16.) Who was the last person you called/texted ? courtney 17.) Do you think people talk about you behind your back? im sure of it 18.) Did you watch
!!! Jenny's Survey For Gabe !!!
~ Have you ever been stung by a bee? Yes and it sucks, thank god they die after they sting u once lol :P :D... ~ How BIG is your bed? Big enough for me and whoever I have over ;), or maybe 2 someones depending on how lucky I am lol... ~ Who is the last person you hugged? Jessie
Whats Your Pizza Personality
Cheese Pizza Traditional and comforting. You focus on living a quality life. You're not easily impressed with novelty. Yet, you easily impress others. What's Your Pizza Personality?
Audrey Hepburn's "beauty Tips"
Audrey Hepburn wrote her "beauty tips" It was read at her funeral years later. For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child run his or her fingers through it once a day... For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone. People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; never throw out anyone. Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms. As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands; one for helping yourself, and the other for helping others.
Sex Style
Whats your sex style? Fierce Sex StyleStraight to it! No time for kissing and touching here... Maybe the heat of the moment...But always great! Leaving them wanting MORE EACH TIME!!!!!! Take this test
Want To See Social Security Fixed?
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU ARE REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT! KEEP IT GOING!!!! 2008 Election Issue!! GET A BILL STARTED TO PLACE ALL POLITICIANS ON SOCIAL SECURITY! SOCIAL SECURITY: Perhaps we are asking the wrong questions during election years. Our Senators and Congress persons do not pay into Social Security and, of course, they do not collect from it. You see, Social Security benefits were not suitable for persons of their rare elevation in society. They felt they should have a special plan for themselves. So, many years ago they voted in their own benefit plan. In more recent years, no congressperson has felt the need to change it. After all, it is a great plan. For all practical purposes their plan works like this: When they retire, they continue to draw the same pay until they die. Except it may increase from time to time for cost of living adjustments. This is calculated on an average life span for each of those two Dignitaries. For example, Senator Byrd and Congressman Whi
A Broken Thought
Again this lonelyness fills me with this emptyness drains my heart of tenderness and fills me with this sorrowness a bleeding heart thoughts torn apart theres emptyness in this nothingness thoughtless ness in a mindless rest of broken thought.
I'm Back
I finally got my highspeed internet back. I couldn't deal with not having it. My daughter is turning 1 on friday, yikes. I cannot believe how time flies
Some Asshole
Just a warning to my friends on here. If someone with either 951 or 909 behind thier name or from Riverside, CA comes and gives you ones or nasty comments please let me know. It is someone mad at me messing with my friends it has happened to 3 people this past week. I am sorry about this and have no clue who it is. Chris
Nursery In Very Very Good Neighborhood...
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What Your Underwear Says About You
What Your Underwear Says About You You enjoy wearing nice underwear, even if it comes at a hefty price tag. You're a closet exhibitionist who gets a thrill from being secretly naughty. The Underwear Oracle
The Death Of Personal Liberties......
All those that know me, hate me, love me, or are just indifferent know that I have been trying to become more congruent in my life. And I think that is why the election in South Dakota is more disturbing than reassuring. Eventhough the draconian anti-abortion law was struck down (yeah!!!!!!), medical marijuana and gay marraige was banned. After thinking it over, it sends the same message that I find so disturbing.........pick on them, not me. Because somewhere around 90% of the population has the opportunity or ability to procreate, but 90% of the population will not know someone with such dibilitating pain or the treatment for their disease that the only way they can stay functional and pain free is to indulge in some cannibis sativa, or know two people that are in love with each other that they will never separate but can never be together (think Ladyhawk with better hair). At the end of the day, to steal blatantly from Carlos Mencia, this election was for personality liber
Which Greek God Are You?
?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ?? MorpheusTake this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
Why Widows Move To Florida
This vacation has shed alot of light on my life. Helped me define what is real and what isnt. And alot of the things i hoped were real arent. And alot of other things have become more real to me than they were before. This fantasy we call cyber space, the internet, online, whatever isnt real. You cant even say the people you meet on here are real. Ive done it before and i may do it again. end the fantasy.
Im Done
If I leave here tomorrow Would you still remember me? For I must be travelling on, now, 'Cause there's too many places I've got to see. But, if I stayed here with you, girl, Things just couldn't be the same. 'Cause I'm as free as a bird now, And this bird you can not change. Lord knows, I can't change. Bye, bye, its been a sweet love. Though this feeling I can't change. But please don't take it badly, 'Cause Lord knows I'm to blame. But, if I stayed here with you girl, Things just couldn't be the same. Cause I'm as free as a bird now, And this bird you'll never change. And this bird you can not change. Lord knows, I can't change. Lord help me, I can't change.
Its Broken
My Cherry tap name keeps changing without me. How can i stop it?
Love & Time
Once upon a time there was an island where all the feelings lived; happiness, sadness, knowledge, and all the others, including love. One day it was announced to all of the feelings that the island was going to sink to the bottom of the ocean. So all the feelings prepared their boats to leave. Love was the only one that stayed. She wanted to preserve the island paradise until the last possible moment. When the island was almost totally under, love decided it was time to leave. She began looking for someone to ask for help. Just then Richness was passing by in a grand boat. Love asked, "Richness, Can I come with you on your boat?" Richness answered, "I'm sorry, but there is a lot of silver and gold on my boat and there would be no room for you anywhere." Then Love decided to ask Vanity for help who was passing in a beautiful vessel. Love cried out, "Vanity, help me please." "I can't help you", Vanity said, "You are all wet and will damage my beautiful boat." Next, Love saw
Good Night!
MySpace Comments Graphics Play nice kiddies. I'll be back on tomorrow sometime after work. ~GOAL~New Level by the weekend!
My Boobs
ok, so this isn't about my boobs, i just wanted to get your attention... did it work? lol.. Hi, well i thought i might as well write a first blog... i'm new on here and don't really know what's going on, so if u wanna get ur friends to add me do it! Much love xxxooo
And I Quote...
So I was watching the local news about an hour ago, they were talking about the possibilitie of bringing a casino to our city, and therefore were interviewing some people at the casino closest to us. They interviewed this man who said, and I quote, "I am in between jobs right now, so I figured I would come here and try my luck." Now, is it just me, or is that the exact OPPOSITE thing you should be doing if you have no job? LoL I guess they happened to interview someone with a gambling problem. I don't know, I just thought that was amusing. I have yet ANOTHER test I have to study for, blah! Goodnight all. Feel free to send me a message or something for the AM ;)
The Apple Tree
A long time ago, there was a huge apple tree. A little boy loved to come and play around it everyday. He climbed to the tree top, ate the apples and took a nap in its shade. He loved the tree and the tree loved to play with him. Time went by... The little boy had grown up and no longer played around the tree everyday. One day, the boy came back to the tree and he looked sad. "Come and play with me," the tree asked the boy. "I am no longer a kid, I don't play around trees anymore." The boy replied, "I want toys. I need money to buy them." "I'm sorry, I don't have money but you can pick all my apples and sell them so you will have money." The boy was so excited. He grabbed all the apples off the tree and left happily. The boy never came back after he picked the apples. The tree was sad. One day, the boy returned and the tree was so excited. "Come and play with me" the tree said. "I don't have time to play. I have to work to provide for my family. We need a house for s
To All My Cherry Friends
Sweet dreams .... Good nite to all.. hugzzzz and kisses...
Getting Screwed
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office but she belonged to someone else. One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have you!" But the girl said "NO!" Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. She called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said, "Ask him for $200, then pick up the money very fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down." So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened. She replied, "The bastard used coins!" Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.
Two Wolves
An elder Cherokee Native American was teaching his grandchildren about life. He said to them, "A fight is going on inside me... it is a terrible fight and it is between two wolves. One wolf represents fear, anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego. The other stands for joy, peace, love, hope, sharing, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, friendship, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion, and faith. This same fight is going on inside you, and inside every other person, too." They thought about it for a minute and then one child asked his grandfather, "Which wolf will win?" The old Cherokee simply replied... "The one you feed."
who the hell invented waitressing anyways? it's a crock. like today and several other days, i bust my ass make sure their meals are okay give them something free then the person stiffs you by either not leaving a tip or this lady today leaves me 85 cents. what the hell am i going to buy with that? do people not realize that down here at leaste don't know about other states but i get paid 2.75 an hr plus tips which doesn't get me anywhere! shit i came here to kansas not by choice i was homeless and only one person in my life would help me. my fam doesn't give a shit about me since my mom died. not even my dad. hell i called him and told me he didn't have room for me. i was like not even on the couch, now here's the situtaion on that. My dad married my step mom one year, 3 months and 28 days after my mom died. in fact got married on my mom's birthday! well his step son can live there but i cant? do you know how crappy that makes me feel? he's trying to get me to leave his life completly,
Be Yourself
Care about and consider the feelings Of those closest to you, But donít allow others To tell you how to think, feel, be, or live. Only you have the right To make these important decisions. If others reject you, Donít be hard on yourself. Their rejection has nothing to do With who you are; It has to do with who they are. Be yourself! Accept yourself as being imperfect, But not unlovable, For your strengths far exceed any weakness. Embrace the goodness in you; There is more there than you acknowledge. You are a part of the universe, Not by accident But by design. You have a special place and purpose. Trust in it. Thereís a star in the sky With your name on it. Claim that star and let it shineÖ
Unique As A Flower
Be yourself! This is the best and only person You can really be. Donít take away from your uniqueness By trying to change it. Being yourself leads to success; Trying to be someone you are not, to failure. Use your time and energy To make the most of who you are; To build yourself up, Not to tear yourself down. Be yourself!
Don't Let Go Of Hope
Hope gives you the strength to keep going when you feel like giving up. Don't ever quit believing in yourself. As long as you believe you can, you will have a reason for trying. Don't let anyone hold your happiness in their hands; hold it in your own, so it will always be within your reach. Don't measure success or failure by material wealth, but by how you feel. Our feelings determine the riches in our lives. Don't let bad moments overcome you. Be patient, and they will pass. Don't hesitate to reach out for help; we all need it from time to time. Don't runaway from Love, but towards love; because it is our deepest joy. Don't wait for what you want to come to you. Go after it with all that you are; knowing that life will meet you half way. Don't feel like you've lost when plans and dreams fall short of your hopes. Anytime you learn something new about yourself, or about life, you have progressed. Don't do anything that takes away from your self-respect. Feeling GOOD abou
My Salute Was Rejected
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Nobody Like You
Love is possible only when there is a deep acceptance of oneself, the other, the world. Acceptance creates the milieu in which love grows, the soil in which love blooms. When you stop improving upon yourself, life improves you. In that relaxation, in that acceptance, life starts caressing you, life starts flowing through you. Nobody else has ever been like you and nobody else will ever be like you; you are simply unique, incomparable. Accept this, love this, celebrate this - and in that very celebration you will start seeing the uniqueness of the others, the incomparable beauty of the others.
A Temperate Response
A TEMPERATE RESPONSE A young girl came into the house with a tear in her pants. Her mother was exasperated, as this had happened too many times before. At her wits end, she said to her daughter, "Now you go into your room, take off those pants, and sew up that tear!" The poor child had never held a needle in her life! A little while later her mother saw the pants crumpled on the floor of her daughter's bedroom -- still torn. She looked around little girl. Spying the basement light on, she called down the stairs, "Are you down there running around with your pants off?" A big voice boomed up, "No ma'am. I'm reading the gas meter." Thomas Jefferson once advised, "When angry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry, count to 100." Another way to say it is like this: When angry, slow down. Slow down and think. Slow down and calm down. A later response will be a more tempered response and usually a better one. Slow down and get some distance from the p
The Doll And The Rose
Be sure & read all the way through to Jay's comments! The Doll and the Rose I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who the doll was for"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is no
7 Kinds Of Sex
Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon
What Do You Have
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Pay Attention
Is it still me that makes you sweat Am I who you think about in bed When the lights are dim and your hands are shaking as youre slidding off her dress Think about what you did and I hope to god she was worth it When the lights are dim and you heart is racing as your fingers touch her skin I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck than ANY girl you'll ever meet, sweetie you had me Boy I was it, look past the sweat, a better love deserving of exchanging body heat in the passenger seat? No, no, no, you know it will ALWAYS just be ME
The Rose
The Rose (Die Rose) (Pushkin) (Translation into English based on that by Harold Drinker) Where is our rose, my friend? The rose, the child of dawn, has faded away and gone. O do not say: "Thus youth is passing," O do not say! "No joy is lasting." Say then to the flower: Pardon, for you will suffice me- And then let's turn there, where the lilies bloom. (Set to music by Nicolai Medtner (1880-1951) (And if anyone speaks Russian and has the original of the poem and it makes more sense or at least is less cynical in the original's ending than the sad opening and the wonderful and hopeful middle... I'd appreciate knowing. This is an attempt at a fairly direct translation from Medtner's German, in places.- E)
What Kitten Would You Be?
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Things I Am Feeling!!!
I am right now going through anxiety issues along with having depression...ALot of people dont seem to understand this unless you yourself have been through it in one shape or form whether you or a loved one has been through it...Right now these issues are taking a huge toll on my life...I have known im having anxiety alot and having panic attacks i recently had a panic attack while walking my children halloween night trick or treating...I was doing pretty good for awhile but then it hit out of the blue and I felt like I couldnt breathe and felt sick...My heart started racing fast and i started to feel warm all over... I felt so overwhelmed I was so scared...I had to sit somewhere and try and calm down...I called my boyfriend but he was still at work out of town so he wouldnt be able to pick me up...So I hung on him not to be mean but i couldnt talk anymore...Then i sat for a bit and after about 10 minutes I was a bit calmer and thank God i wasnt too far from my house...Then I had to t
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New To Cherry Tap
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Im Back
Sorry i havent been around in afew weeks the pc has been in the shop .Glad its back missed everybody..hugs and kiss to all
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Next Life...
In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too. When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping. You wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that. If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that. If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup...gonna be a bear.
Boring Crap About Me
1) What is your sign? Capricorn 2) What is your favorite color? Blue 3) More afraid of snakes or spiders? Neither one scares me 4) Longest amount of hours you've ever slept? 18, but i was don't think ima bum or some stupid shit like that 5) Are aliens real? I don't know, ive never met any 6) Eggs & bacon? hell yeah, especially when im drunk 7) Multilingual? I speak enuff spanish to get laid or start a fight....very important things in life 8) Why are hamburgers called 'HAMburgers' when they made from beef? So fuck tards like you could ask stupid questions 9) Sneakers or boots? I wear vans, or nikes 10) Is North Korea trying to play the world? Yeah, like I watch the news 11) Is that glass half-full or half-empty? Half full 12) Rather be naked or clothed? clothed, unless im sexing it up 13) Do you watch 'Grey's Anatomy'? yes i do 14) What is your all-time fave swear word/phrase? fuck sticks/douch bag 15) U
Hey Im A Noobie Here...
hey wats good im a virgin here can i get some ladies to devirginise me here . im waiting .......
so i heard this song once and it has been stuck in my head forever but at least its a good one "Animal I Have Become" I can't escape this hell So many times i've tried But i'm still caged inside Somebody get me through this nightmare I can't control myself So what if you can see the darkest side of me? No one will ever change this animal I have become Help me believe it's not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal (This animal, this animal) I can't escape myself (I can't escape myself) So many times i've lied (So many times i've lied) But there's still rage inside Somebody get me through this nightmare I can't control myself So what if you can see the darkest side of me? No one will ever change this animal I have become Help me believe it's not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal I have become Help me believe it's not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal Somebody help me through this nightmare I can't control myself S
Every Vista Pc To Get A Domain Name
Want to be able to access your machine anytime, anywhere? Canít be bothered purchasing a domain name and configuring Dynamic DNS? Microsoft has a solution: the "Windows Internet Computer Name" -- a unique domain name for your computer. There is one small catch though: you have to be using the next-generation networking protocol IPv6 which, although thoroughly integrated into Windows Vista, isn't supported by most home routers yet. The Windows Internet Computer Name is an advancement on the Peer Name Resolution Protocol (PNRP), which is a name registration and resolution protocol initially developed for Windows XP. Unlike traditional DNS, where domain name servers are used essentially to store a list of domain names and their corresponding numeric IP addresses, PNRP does all the domain name resolution peer-to-peer. Put another way, users of Windows Vista provide PNRP domain name resolution services for other Windows Vista users. If you are still tryi
Fun Weekend!
Yea.. I didn't get to take pics in the forest so I might take them in the morning when the sun comes up in the back yard. I saw the coolest thing ever... an Albino Deer! Yea.. I wanted to take a pic of it so damn bad!!!! I drove a lot. I drove 40 mins home.. and about 25 mins there. I've been doing really good too. It makes me happy! Keeva was naughty.. but she's in a good mood now. She'll be up all night but that's ok. I want to take pics outside anyway. I think my period is gone already. Another weird one. It either means I'm preggo.. or my body is gunna take a while to adjust. I have a gyno apt tomorrow so I might go. All depends if my period is actually gone ya know. Gah.. I had so much fun at my mom's. I got to see the dogs which made me very happy! I miss them a lot. I keep on tryin to move out there. Reason being.. more job oppertunities.. and it's a lot better there. My parents always said that if I stayed there that they'd build a house and I could have the
As We Go On Farther Down The Road We Learn
well ya'll I really belive that God brings people in your life, to Either help you,befriend you and be apart of your life to lift your spirits through a very hard time. well I feel that Im really fucked up in the head because all that has happened, but only I can sit here and say she did this to me or he hurt me so this is why im fucked up. But see u all are missing the big point,the only person that I need to blame is me.For not realizing my behavior sooner. I have been building this wall around myself so I wouldnt get hurt.But in turn I was hurting myself and not alowing myself to live. we go through stuff in our life always pretending to be happy but are truely not so. do u think u should lie to yourself and blame people the way u are or just look deep inside your self and make a choice to change your life for the better. i did a long time ago, and have felt better about my self ever since
Send The Pain Below
Chevelle Send The Pain Below I liked, Having hurt, So send the pain below, Where I need it. You used to beg me, To take, Care of things, And smile at the thoughts, Of me failing. But long before, Having hurt, I'll send the pain below, I'll send the pain below. Much like suffocating, Much like suffocating, Much like suffocating (I'll send the pain below), Much like suffocating (I'll send the pain below). You used run me away, All while laughing, Then cry about that fact, Til my returns. But long before, Having hurt, I'll send the pain below, I'll send the pain below. Much like suffocating, Much like suffocating, Much like suffocating (I'll send the pain below), Much like suffocating (I'll send the pain below), Much like suffocating! I can'y feel my chest (chest, chest), Anymore, Drop down, Cause I am, (?) I can't feel my chest (chest, chest) (RAHH!!!.) Drop down! (RAHHHHHH!!!.) I liked, Having hurt, So send the pain below, So
Deck Of Cards
A young soldier was in his bunkhouse all alone one Sunday morning over in Afghanistan. It was quiet that day, the guns and the mortars, and land mines for some reason hadn't made a noise. The young soldier knew it was Sunday, the holiest day of the week. As he was sitting there, he got out an old deck of cards and laid them out across his bunk. Just then an army sergeant came in and said, "Why aren't you with the rest of the platoon?" The soldier replied, "I thought I would stay behind and spend some time with the Lord." The sergeant said, "Looks like you're going to play cards." The soldier said, "No sir, you see, since we are not allowed to have Bibles or other spiritual books in this country, I've decided to talk to the Lord by studying this deck of cards." The sergeant asked in disbelief, "How will you do that?" "You see the Ace, Sergeant, it reminds that there is only one God. The Two represents the two parts of the Bible, Old and New Testaments. The Three represents the Father, t
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ďi've Got Your Back"
I am a small and precious child; my dad's been sent to fight. The only place I'll see his face is in my dreams at night. He will be gone too many days for my young mind to track. I may be sad, but I am so proud. My daddy's got your back. I am a caring mother. My son has gone to war. My mind is filled with worries that I've never known before. And daily I attempt to keep my thoughts from turning black. I may be scared, but I'm so proud. My son has got your back. I am a strong and loving wife, with a husband soon to go. At times I am so terrified in a way most never know. I bite my lip and force a smile as I watch my husband pack. My heart may break, but I am so proud. My husband's got your back. I am a soldier, serving proudly, standing ever tall. I fight for freedom, yours and mine by answering this call. I do my job while knowing the thanks it sometimes lacks. Say a prayer that I'll come home again. It's I who has your back.
Family Pet
my cat maxx von kittykat passed last fri 11/09//2006 i had him for about 11 yrs , i really miss him he was the neatest ccat {to me} and to all of our freinds , he loved chicken ,turkey sometimes he would sit on the chair like he was waiting for his plate of food , lol sometimes he would disappear and all of a sudden you would see a gray fuzzy paw slowly come over the edge of your plate {mostly mine} and feel around for the chicken , you {i} would say MAXX and the paw would slowly disappear as it showed up, just stupid things like that ,like when you call him he would look at you open his mouth and you hear nothing you just got a silent meow . he was the master of ignoring people , this is why im asking how long before we get another cat wendy {my wifes cat is also missing maxx she was his buddy she looks for him alot {when we had brought maxx home from the vet she licked and chewed his ear trying to wake him up ] how long do we wait to bring home a new cat for us {me} and wendy plea
God/dess knows I am peaceful when I am left alone; I've always been an eagle, been a while since I have flown. My claws are sharp as ever, so is my eagle eye. Something's gonna go to ground, when the eagle flies. Lately I've heard rumors that the eagle may be lame Just because I've been idle don't mean that I'm tame. You've jeopardized my freedom, my natural place to roost; I can fly when I have to, they've turn the eagle loose. So lay all your doubts aside, when you go to bed tonight. My feathers are all ruffled and I'm ready for a fight. Just because I took a while to fly don't mean I don't care. When you feel the shadow crossing, the eagle's in the air. So lay all your doubts aside, when you go to bed tonight. My feathers are all ruffled and I'm ready for a fight. Just because I took a while to fly don't mean I don't care When you feel the shadow crossing, the eagle's in the air. When you feel the shadow crossing, the
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After Thanksgiving Deserts
You will like this!!! 5 strawberrys 1 lg bowl coolwhip 1 box pudding perpare as directed, you can use any flavor pudding you like. Let chill in fridge 1 hour. At bedtime: waer nothing at all. Slowly slip your tongue over spoon of desert licking it hungerly Place a small amount between your breast and have your mate lick it off. Place anohter small amount ontop of nipples and tell him with his tongue only to remove it. Afterwards place a larger amount on the stomache and and tell him to eat it! Spread your legs, and place some on the clit and let him roll his tongue over your clit, then add a strawberry on top of clit and let him eat it while it remains in place. Tell him to lay down when he is done. Place a large amount of coolwhip in your mouth and let his cock slid into your mouth whith your mouth remaining open If you can't take it from here then maybe you should just skip it all
"why I Love Her"
You ask me Why I Love Her? Well, give me time and I'll explain. Have you seen a Kansas sunset Or an Arizona rain? Have you drifted on a bayou Down Louisiana way? Have you watched a cold fog drifting Over San Francisco Bay? Have you heard a bobwhite calling In the Carolina pines, Or heard the bellow of a diesel At the Appalachia mines? Does the call of Niagara thrill you When you hear her waters roar? Do you look with awe and wonder At her Massachusetts shore, Where men who braved a hard new world First stepped on Plymouth's rock? And do you think of them when you stroll Along a New York City dock? Have you seen a snowflake drifting In the Rockies, way up high? Have you seen the sun come blazing down From a bright Nevada sky? Do you hail to the Columbia As she rushes to the sea, Or bow your head at Gettysburg At our struggle to be free? Have you seen the mighty Tetons? Have you watched an eagle soar? Have you seen the Mississippi Roll along Missouri'
Hit Or Miss
HIT OR MISS I never thought to end it like this, All my feelings are hit or miss. Bouncing around like a jumbled thought, Into the voidless decaying rot. You're everything I ever wanted to control, Even the darkness has a soul. A nameless nothing that has no end, Every rule, it chooses to bend. But happiness is what I seek, Maybe my efforts are way too weak. Peace will not find a place within me, The rutheless vengeful hate will not let me be.
Just A Story I Wrote
This story is based off a good friend of mine. Everything but the ass to mouth at the end is pretty much true to her. ========================================= Hard Work Has Its Rewards The stress was starting to get to Jen. Her divorce had only been made final a few weeks before, and the pressure of raising the children, holding a job, and keeping a house were taking their tole. Add to that the fact that she hadn't had an orgasm that wasn't self induced in weeks and it was almost more than she could stand.The divorce had been amicable enough. Due more to lack of communication and stuborness on both their parts than any kind of antipathy on either side. in the time since her ex had moved out a few things had gone wrong with the house. She realized these things needed to be taken care of, but really didn't have the money to hire a repair man,or have the skills to handle it herself. She really didn't want to have to call her ex for help either, but when the first bit of cold w
I'm Back
Well I made it back with a KICK ASS improvement to my computer. Just want to send a shout out to my buddy Harry who did it. So anyone who knows where my myspace page is, head over there and look up "Harrison" in my friends list and give him a shout.
Last Part Finished On Double Stuffed Enjoy
It must have been about 1:00 AM when we finished with the previous round of fucking and sucking, and I know I fell asleep almost immediately and I think so did everyone else as they all looked kind of comatose before I closed my eyes. When I woke up Saturday morning the sun was already up, and I looked over at the clock. I saw it was almost 9 o'clock. Mary was the only one still in bed with me and as I stretched out I saw that she was also starting to stir. We both looked at each other and smiled, comfortable with our nude bodies and probably thinking about the action of the previous night. I know that I was and, as we lay there for a few minutes, we heard some loud moaning coming from the living room. Mary and I quietly got out of bed and tiptoed to the open bedroom door and looked out into the living room to see Eric and Tonya on the couch fucking furiously. Eric was lying on his back and Tonya was sitting on his huge pole with her back to his face. She was pulling on her nipples
A man found a cocoon of an emperor moth. He took it home so that he could watch the moth come out of the cocoon. On that day a small opening appeared, he sat and watched the moth for several hours as the moth struggled to force the body through that little hole. Then it seemed to stop making any progress. It appeared as if it had gotten as far as it could and it could go no farther. It just seemed to be stuck. Then the man, in his kindness, decided to help the moth, so he took a pair of scissors and snipped off the remaining bit of the cocoon. The moth then emerged easily. But it had a swollen body and small, shriveled wings. The man continued to watch the moth because he expected that, at any moment, the wings would enlarge and expand to be able to support the body, which would contract in time. Neither happened! In fact, the little moth spent the rest of its life crawling around with a swollen body and shriveled body and shriveled wings. It never was able to fly.
The Rules For Being Human
When you were born, you didn't come with an owner's manual; these guidelines make life work better. 1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it's the only thing you are sure to keep for the rest of your life. 2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called "Life on Planet Earth". Every person or incident is the Universal Teacher. 3. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of experimentation. "Failures" are as much a part of the process as "success." 4. A lesson is repeated until learned. It is presented to you in various forms until you learn it: then you can go on to the next lesson. 5. If you don't learn easy lessons, they get harder. External problems are a precise reflection of your internal state. When you clear inner obstructions, your outside world changes. Pain is how the universe gets your attention. 6. You will know you've learned a lesson when your actions change. Wisdom is practice.
Twins Ė A Parable
Once upon a time, twin boys were conceived. Weeks passed and the twins developed. As their awareness grew, they laughed for joy: "Isn't it great that we were conceived? Isn't it great to be alive? " Together the twins explored their worlds. When they found their mother's cord that gave them life, they sang for joy! "How great our mother's love is, that she shares her own life with us!" As weeks stretched into months, the twins noticed how much each was changing. "What does it mean?" one asked. "It means our stay in this world is drawing to an end." said the other. "But I don't want to go," said one. "I want to stay here always." "We have no choice," said the other. "But maybe there is life after birth." "But how can there be?" responded one. "We will shed our life cord and how can life be possible without it? Besides, we have seen evidence that others were here before us, and none of them has returned to tell us there is life after birth. No, this is the
This product began from a search for a rust preventative solvent and degreaser to protect missile parts. WD-40 was created in 1953 by three technicians at the San Diego Rocket Chemical Company. Its name comes from the project that was to find a "water displacement" compound. They were successful with the fortieth formulation, thus WD-40. The Corvair Company bought it in bulk to protect their Atlas missile parts. The workers were so pleased with the product, they began smuggling (also known as "shrinkage" or "stealing") it out to use at home. The executives decided there might be a consumer market for it and put it in aerosol cans. The rest, as they say, is history. It is a carefully guarded recipe known only to four people. Only one of them is the "brew master." There are about 2.5 million gallons of the stuff manufactured each year. It gets its distinctive smell from a fragrance that is added to the brew. Ken East says there is nothing in WD-40 that would hurt you. Here are so
They Might Be Giants Quoteables...
A woman's voice on the telephone can convince you you're alone... I saw my baby wearing Santa's Beard, I wish he would go...he's breaking up my home... I know you deceived me, couldn't sleep last night...I can see your secrets, no need to confess... They'll need a crane, to take the house he built for her apart... Where your eyes don't go a filthy scarecrow waves his broomstick arms and does a parody of each unconscious thing you do... I would date the girl from Venus, flowers die and so will I, yes I would kiss the girl from Venus....FOR SCIENCE!!! -Robert
Uses For Wesson Oil
Moisturize skin. Massage Wesson Corn Oil into your skin, wait fifteen minutes, remove the excess oil with Bounty Paper Towels, then take a hot-water bath. Make bubble bath. Mix two cups of Wesson Corn Oil, three tablespoons of liquid shampoo, and one-quarter teaspoon of your favorite perfume. Mix the solution in a blender at high speed. Prevent cat hairballs. Add a teaspoon of Wesson Corn Oil to one cat meal daily. Add a shine to your dog's coat. Add a teaspoon of Wesson Corn Oil to each food serving. Condition hair. Massage lukewarm Wesson Corn Oil into dry hair, cover hair with a shower cap for thirty minutes, then shampoo and rinse thoroughly. Remove oil paint from skin. Use Wesson Corn Oil instead of turpentine. Season a cast-iron skillet. Rub a drop of Wesson Corn Oil on the inside of the pan to keep it seasoned. Place a sheet of Bounty Paper Towel over and under the skillet when storing. To season a new cast iron skillet, grease with unsalted Wesson Corn Oil and
Double Stuffed Part 2
We all lay back in the aftermath of our first fuck session of the evening which for me was the most exciting of my life until then. I was lying next to Tonya, Sam and Mary were next, and then Beth and Eric. I think I kind of passed out for a few minutes and was pleasantly awakened by Tonya lightly rubbing my cock up and down. We were both on our sides facing each other and I began to massage her fabulous tits with one hand and rubbed her ass with the other. I don't think either one of us was ready to start anything else just yet, so we were content to keep it at this pace. I looked over and saw that Sam and Mary were doing similar things in the middle of the six of us. I looked past them to Beth and Eric and saw that they had become more active than the four of us. Beth was lying on her side facing me and Eric had reached around and started to play with Beth's great tits. I also noticed that Beth had lifted her left leg and, although I couldn't see, Eric was fucking her either in he
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Castle Megastore Albuquerque, Nm.
I'll be signing on Friday, December 1st from 6pm - 10pm I'll be signing autographs, polaroids, posters, stickers, 8x10s and also DVDs! Bringing in your own stuff, or buy something from me or the store! I will giving a discount on polaroids if you buy a Belladonna Entertainment DVD from the store the night of the signing (with reciept)! My newest movie, Dark Meat will be available for sale, but there will only be a limited number of copies, so get there early to secure your copy! Hope to see you all there! Update: 11:08am Just a bump to remind everyone about this event since I didn't get to promote it on Sirius the other night. I can't wait to meet all of my fans from New Mexico!! I know I was supposed to do a signing there a couple years ago, and I couldn't make it, so now I'm repaying you all this Friday!!! Can't wait! Update: 9:27am Just getting ready to head off to the airport! I can't wait for tomorrow!!!! I already have so many fans contacting me about the n
The Monthly Charge
or: The (dis) Charge of the Goddess I am known as the monthly curse ragweek, the cursed flow & by many other names. I warn you with cramps of pain to ensure you know Iím arriving some months I pay you a surprise visit but you never seem happy to see me. As the maiden I am your enemy spoiling your youthful days. As the mother I am your friend foretelling the gift of motherhood. As the crone I will abandon you & trust me, you will miss me then. To men I am a mystery a magical flow of power By some men I am feared For I represent the all~being & the unkown for the wise magician they know that I hold great power & knowledge. But women remember this: I am the gift from the great mother.
When A Woman Bleeds
When a woman bleeds it makes her a unique creature, apart from man. (Perhaps we are not the unique ones, but since they rule the world and set the standards for the time being, let us just say that we are unique rather than they are deficient.) * insert ĎMona Lisaí smile HERE * But back to the point. To bleed every month is to share the mystery of the Universe. To suffer a wound and not die, to heal and yet revisit the affliction every month without permanent damage. To hold Life and Death in the same hand, while using the other hand to hold everything else in between. Men may claim, "I brought you into this World and I can take you out!" but they can no more do either of those things than gasoline can fuel a vehicle while it is still in the can! But a woman can, and does, do both. We ARE the vehicle, and we are capable of alternative fuel sources. And they need us, more than we need them. And when they bleed they die. And in their dying breath they come to us and see Her and
Give Me A Shout
All you fine young ladies give me a shout and find out how sexy a middle aged man can be.
More About Me Or More Pictures?
What do you guys think I should have more on my profile? More information about me, my company and other useless things? or more pictures of me? Your thoughts are always appreciated!!!
Jack Johnson- Upside Down
Curious George Original Motion Picture Soundtrack.
I can remember many a night before we got married when Sam and I would talk about how much we missed our fiancťs -- especially sexually -- and we would talk about what turned our partners on and the like. Little did I know until that night how much these talks would contribute to this night. Sam was a black man, a year older than me, and grew up in a town about 5 miles from where I did so we had a lot in common from the first day we met. He was about 6 feet tall, 210 lbs., and an ex-high school football player. His wife Tonya was probably the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. She was about 5'3" tall, 115 lbs., with long black hair that covered her ass. Her tits seemed to be smaller than Beth's (probably large B-cups), but very firm. She never wore a bra and you could often see the points of her nipples poking against the tops she wore -- which never failed to turn me on. Tonya was half-black and half-Malaysian, a product of a serviceman marrying a local while stationed in Malays
Oh Great Spirit...
Oh, Great Spirit, whose voice I hear in the wind, Whose breath gives life to all the world. Hear me; I need your strength and wisdom. Let me walk in beauty, and make my eyes ever behold the red and purple sunset. Make my hands respect the things you have made and my ears sharp to hear your voice Make me wise so that I may understand the things you have taught my people. Help me to remain calm and strong in the face of all that comes towards me. Let me learn the lessons you have hidden in every leaf & rock. Help me seek pure thoughts & act with the intention of helping others. Help me find compassion without empathy overwhelming me. I seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy - Myself. Make me always ready to come to you with clean hands and straight eyes. So when life fades, as the fading sunset, my spirit may come to you without shame.
Bottom Of The Bottle
The bottom of an empty bottle helps to ease the pain But all the demons plaguing me will still remain I can see my soul drift away like the smoke from my cigarette Loneliness has been my best friend since the day we met Through and through I'd play his games, forgetting all the rules Forgetting all the evil tricks that this life will do Thinking that dreams come true and my world would change Left with just a shattered heart and my wasted days So here we together again loneliness and me Seems it's gonna be this way for eternity Countless thoughts left for naught and plans that go to ruin Just a shell trapped in Hell, I don't think it's moving Left to rot, stale from time, never will that change With pen in hand, staring down at this my last page Scribble down more worthless words soon to be forgotten With this book as with my life I have reached the bottom So I close it, put it down and set this book on fire So won't know the pain i feel and smile like a liar Put on m
Sorry Sobs
Prince & The Revolution- Purple Rain
Can You?
Can you see the tears under the mask of a clown? Can you see that this smile merely hides a frown? Can you see the scars left on my soul? can you see the pain no one knows? Can you hear the words that left their mark? Can you hear the breaking of my heart? Can you hear the silent screams of my mind? Can you hear the cries of those left behind? Can you feel the weight thats on my shoulders? Can you feel the pressure taking over? Can you feel the ghosts breathing down my neck? Can you feel the lonely hand of death? To know my pain is the key to my soul Locked to those who refuse to know Ask these questions to truely see If you really knew anything about me Or did you just know the masquerade Stand up and applaud the performance i gave
Edwin Mccain- I'll Be
When Kindred Spirits Meet
When kindred spirits meet It is as wind upon the sail; A driving force, a rising heat, Hold fast! Let it not fail! So rare the kindred spirit is, So few indeed there are; When this you find, yes, nurture this, Let it not drift afar. For kindred spirits once apart May never find once more A heart so well matched with a heart As they have found before. There are those rare occasions in life when you are fortunate enough to meet a kindred spirit and instant friend. My friend shall forever be my friend, and reflect a ray of Good to me.
Writing Part 4
Pulling him towards her, she finally feels his hard throbbing piece go in her. He slowly pulls out leaving just the head in. She screams wanting more insde of her. He takes his cock out and starts to rubbing her pussy from top to bottom. As she squirms she whispers in his ear "I want it now". After hearing this he slowly puts his dick back in her. Feeling her arms around him he slowly goes in deeper getting a loud moan out of her. He begins to pull out slow feeling the tightness of her makes him moan. Her pussy walls grab his cock as if it wasnt going to let go. This is a great feeling for him. He starts slowly moving in and out of her putting it all the way in her until she can feel his hot sack against her ass. She moans loud and grabs his ass to push him deeper. Knowing in his head that he is not going to last long he starts to grind into her tight pussy trying not to make to much friction to where he explodes before he can feel her cum again. She starts to moan louder
Writing Part 3
Wanting more she begins to tug at her panties trying to rip them off. The little pink string on the side starts to tear from her force. She is trying to break it to feel his mouth on her pink skin. She rips them off and throws them onto the floor. Letting her hot wet pussy feel the coolness of the air. When he lowers he blows cool hair down her chest and works his way to her inner thighs. When he gets there he licks her right inner thigh and when he does this it makes her squirm and begs for him to taste her. He kisses and nibbles on her thighs making her move a little more. Moving his tongue slowly up her thighs, he rasies up slowly blowing a little air on her moistness. Making her raise her hips trying to get contact with his soft lips. He gently pulls away so there isnt contact yet. Then looking at her with his sexual eyes he licks from the bottom all the way to the top. Tasting every bit of her sweet pussy in his mouth and enjoying every secdond of it. As he is making her
Writing Part 2
So she slowly started to move from the counter, touching herself slowly on her jeans against the wall. As she watched the gentleman walking around the store she had already noticed his obvious buldge in his jeans. She kept thinking of how it would feel to be in her hand, to be touching her skin, feeling his throbbing cock as he entered her. The gentle man walked slowly up towards the counter. She slowly raises her one finger and tells him to come closer by flicking her finger at him. He jumps over the counter and grabs ahold of her feeling the heat come off of her neck close to his chest. He looks deep into her eyes while kissing her, he puts a hand around her neck and one around her waist pulling her closer to him. She raises her hand to stroke his cheek as she can feel her body fill with heat and desire. As he kisses her, he feels her soft gentle hand starts to massage his hard package, feeling this his knees buckle with pleasure. As his hand cups her breast he feels her m
Writing Part 1
A young handsome gentleman stops into a small store in a quite part of Florida. He feels the heat hit his body as he steps out of his truck. The humidty sticks to his skin like honey. As he fills up his truck with gas he looks into the little store and sees this stunning woman inside who is working there. He day dreams of her as if he can see her walking and moving in slow motion.... Seeing her wipe the small amount of persperation off her chest he gets so far into this day dream that he over fills his gas tank and it starts to pour out as he jumps back to get out the way. The woman inside noticed him becuse there are no customers inside as he looks back at her she smurks at him and he grins back at her. As he screws the lid back on his gas tank he thinks about the woman inside as it eats him up like a wild beast inside He walks to the door wearing tight blue jeans and a button up shirt, feeling his pants start to grow with the thought of her as he tries to calm down before he
Rebel Butterflies
Rebel WearÖ that one of the sections in our store. Not an official label (yet, there is always hope that I might become that successful) but there are a growing number of designs centered around the Rebel (confederate) flag. This “Butterfly Rebel” design features three butterflies each with confederate wings, hovering over the word Rebel in slightly chromed black type. The overall look is polished and elegant while still showing rebel pride. Featured here on the black cap sleeve tee; the shirt is also available in several other styled garments including sweaters and hoodies. Look out for back prints, pocket prints and an extra rebel butterfly as featured on some of the shirts. Head over to the store to check it our and get yours now! DeXine Graphic Concepts
Super Close
Super Close Nov 14, 2006 D-Rock and I just got back from another NYC trip. Things are just about finished as far as the band goes...This is where the album gets turned over for mixing and mastering. Derek and I did some more work to a track called "Telvolli Angels" that I feel really strongly about, but is on the fence as to whether or not it will make the record. I think it came a long way. Couple more tweaks, and fingers may just make the cut. In other exciting news...adding to the amazing amount of talented musicians on the record, you can add Matt Beck ( ) to the list. Matt is an amazing multi instrumentalist who has been on the road as the "go to guy" for Matchbox Twenty, Rob Thomas, Ari Hest, Lisa Loeb, and just recently asked to hit the road with Rod Stewart! Matt plays every instrument you could imagine, and does them all ridiculously well! He came in and added some flavor to the record that I feel sent things to the moon! Thanks again Matt f
Boat owners, river go’ers, sailors and anyone who has anything to do with the water, this design is for you. Yeah everyone’s heard the expression; some people have unfortunately lived it. A boat is just a hole in the water to throw money in, so why not “BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND”. In our latest design we combine those words with a blue watery splash background. The design look really cool on any style tee, but we’ve selected a few of the best and placed them for sale on our online store. DeXine Graphic Concepts Head over there, check this design (featured on an ash grey men’s tee) and all our other designs. A big plus is you won’t need to break out another grand to wear one of these stylish humor shirts.
Rated X
Adult’s only applies here. The design stemmed from spring break a couple of years ago. A hot beach party, casual dress and a wild night in the sand; no it’s not what you think, but my lips are sealed and the rating is too high for public broadcast on this tee. Designed for both men and women who want to express just how bad they can be. Without saying it everyone knows they are in for a treat when they see you wearing one of these shirts. The design is available in so many different combinations of front, back, shoulder and pocket print that I couldn’t possibly describe them all. Head on over to the shop (DeXine Graphic Concepts) and check it out on the entire collection. Especially look out for it on the Thong and Boxers! Complimenting this design is our triple ‘x’ (XXX) design for those who are so naughty one ‘X’ is just not enough!
Apocalyptica- The Unforgiven
Bananas - Containing three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber, a banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes. But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet. Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier. PMS: Forget the pills - eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood. Ane
R.i.p Baha
Deadly Week On The Roads Concludes With Yet Another Fatal Crash Friday August 18, 2006 It's happened again. And for police, it's happened too often. Five people have been killed on G.T.A. roads in the last two days. The latest fatality happened Friday after a car and a van crashed head-on on Highway 27 at Nashville Road around 6:45am. The victim was just 19 years old. Police closed off parts of the highway around the crash scene as they investigated the tragic accident. On Thursday, 12-year-old William Gordon was killed when a tractor-trailer smashed into the back of his mother's car on Highway 401 near the Salem exit in Ajax. Traffic was moving slowly in the area due to construction and the rig was unable to stop in time. A 76-year-old Thornhill man was killed the same day when a man lost control of his pickup truck and swerved into oncoming traffic on Rutherford Road near Dufferin. A fourth fatality took place in a crash on Eastbound Highway 7 east of the 400. A man pe
Anyone Interested?
anyone lookin for fun tonite? in the philly area, no younger than 18, no older than 20s. male or female....
How in the hell do you work the "SHOUTBOX"?
I'm Sorry But..
I'm sorry but all these oh go give you prayers wishes etc stuff is kinda bull shit. How are you expected to be setimental to someone you never fuckin knew seriously. I think it's disresptful to sned random ass people messages that a buddy died etc. I'm pretty sure all there damn friends know ya...that's something you should keep privately and not shout out to the public..
American Angel
Our latest design is for the ladies, but guysÖ listen up, it will make a great gift for that woman you love this holiday season! I was feeling a little patriotic with this one and although you can’t really tell from the featured shirt here (a white tank top) “American” is written above the edge of the halo. The design is made up of small round dots giving it that ‘Pointillistic’ feel. It’s a fun design that looks great with any outfit. I wear mine for just milling around the house and in fact I’m wearing it now while I write this blog. The “American Angel” t-shirt is available in several different styles, including the ringer tee and cap sleeve tee. Head over to the store: DeXine Graphic Concepts to check it out!
Ozzy Osborne & Lita Ford- Close My Eyes Forever
under the cold december sky i see my breath as I walk thru the snow its bitter cold and the snow crunches when you step my jackets unzipped , hat backwards guitar on my back no money for a car so I walk wherever I need to go I dont mind it it gives me time to think to reflect and to dream of the future a cold beer a piece of cake and christmas card lets me know at least someone cares life is all about moments memories
Mardi Gras
By Toby Mac "Gone" I told the girl that you should treat her like a lady and She told me all the things you did and it was shady, man She said that what you say and what you do are different things While you were telling me that you were checking out them blingy rings She said she's had enough Well, it sounds to me like you're straight out of luck And she said she's all through And life's not blowin' her kisses thanks to you I wanna know, wanna know what you were thinkin' I can't imagine why it didn't even sink in They say you never know what you got till it's gone (Never know what you got till it's gone) I wanna know, wanna know what you were thinkin' I can't imagine why it didn't even sink in They say you never know what you got till it's gone (Never know what you got till it's gone) She said she's had enough So, it sounds to me like your still out of love And she said you weren't true And life's not blowin' her kisses thanks to you She said it's gon
Life moves forward and never stops taking you along for a ride teaching you to love hate and to live over and over again its about moments good and bad about caring for people sharing time with each other a smile a hello or even a good conversation telling someone you think theyre nice or pretty just being a good friend, lover or confidant just being human not being selfish not only thinking of yourself just being yourself and truely caring maybe everyone should wear their heart on their sleeve the world would be a better place
Hello Ppl
A lot of my friends are taking a break from here cos of the slack comments on their pages i dont blame them ppl please get a life!! Why are you here just to bitch about other ppl or are u so bored thats all you can think of to do? Please leave my friends alone you bitches who ever you are. I am bloody pissed off as my friends are getting hurt. Piss off ass holes
A Visit To The Liquor Store
I was driving through Santa Ana and stopped at a liquor store to buy a bottle of ice tea. An old, drunk wino stood at the checkout stand and was attempting to purchase of a pint of vodka. He had laid all his money on the counter and stood silently as the Asian proprietor, with one hand on the bottle, counted the change. "You twenty-seven cents short," the proprietor said. The wino reached into his pocket but came up empty. The look of disappointment on his face was heartbreaking. "I have a little spare change," I said, and threw down a couple of quarters. The proprietor bagged up the bottle and put the money into the drawer. The wino turned to me and said, "Thank you, Sir. You must be a Christian."
Make Me Bleed
its funny to you so sad but its true just a kid in this life getting lost out of sight some day ill just have to let go live for the moment take back my control a gift from god a lightning rod when i start i never stop the man i became is doin nothing but missin shake off the religion id really like to get some but i think im just done stuck in the middle all grown up kicked in the face and now im fucked up left for dead nothing left in me im standing right here but you never really see me you cant keep me here you left it back there fight me make me bleed you cant break me ill take whats yours like its meant to be
I'm alone and naked on the beach of a desert island far, far away from civilization. The sky is clear and I'm feeling the sun on my skin while lying on the hot sand. I close my eyes and soak in the sun's rays for a few minutes. The thought of me alone on the island begins to arouse me. I feel my pussy tingle. With my left hand, I cup my left tit and stroke its hard nipple. With my right hand, I push two fingers in my pussy and fondle my g-spot. The heat from the sun, the heat from the sand and the heat between my thighs gets me more arouse as I play with myself until my pussy explodes and squirts my juices on the sand. Feeling enough of the hot sun, I ran to the ocean waters and dive in. Submerged in the ocean, I feel the surrounding waters cool the heat from my body, refreshing me. I swim around some more until I swim back to the beach. As I walk along the beach, letting the sun dry me, I'm surprised to see a naked man about twenty feet from me. He's a tall, dark-haired man w
Death Of A Father
I bet you wouldnt care take a second to reflect and then forget collect the check and live your life giving someone else a good life change yourself how you want it return the favor and then you flaunt it took him in like he was my own left for dead now im all alone you could care less who you hurt move forward rub my face in dirt self absorbed without a care never look back nothing left there take everything from me laugh in my face and spit on me crooked face and cold stare look at me and say it isnt there well where the hell did it go it wasnt me who let it roll you think you have all the control ill bide my time and then youll know whats its like to feel this pain left alone and going insane you explained while he cried why i had to leave and why I died why he doesnt have a father trying to get along was such a bother short change me leave me broke crying poor what a joke two minutes is all it takes to send an email for christ sakes to keep me from
Why Women Are Crabby
We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it' was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we didn't s
Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: 1. "Take it easy, Doc You're boldly going where no man has gone before!" 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" 3. "Can you hear me NOW?" 4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" 5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married." 6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" 7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out.." 8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" 9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!" 10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." 11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" 12. "God, now I know why I am not gay." And the best one of all... 13. "Could you write a note for my wife
Word Definitions
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?" The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that." So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course, I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!" The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh good heavens! I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?" The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for
Sexual I.q. And All Kinds Of Sexual Quiz Results...
You have a sexual IQ of 153 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at Wow, this quiz is actually true, I spent the good part of three hours the other night explaining the Taoism of Sex to a friend of mine who's bedroom life has gone stail. Why am I not getting laid again?? Oh yeah, I'm too damn picky lol. Austin Wilson will go to jail for ... Wearing your pants at groin level with no underwear 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at Austin Wilson -- [adjective]:Like in nature to a human dildo 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at Austin Wilson's sexual nickname: "Hairy Hot Dog" Take this quiz at Aries You are so full of energ
For the record, I have an extremely low tolerance for stupidity. I prefer open honesty as well. So, if someone shows stupidity, they get called on it. Oh, and don't fuck with my friends or family. I'm not always a sweet guy. I have a dark side reserved for those who do this.
To Everyone Whos Stopped By!
Merry Meet and Greetings to all who have stopped by and Welcomed me to CherryTap. I appreciate your votes and comments. I am slowly making my way around the site and hope that I can learn how to leave a tag or atleast vote on each of you alls sites as I stumble past. I have seen some awesome stuff so far and as I learn this site I hope to be able to match you all in graphics and imagination. So if you have any hints, tips. or tricks you'd like to share I wont mind at all. Guess that about sums it all up. And if you want your more than welcome to leave a comment or post anything ya like, lol, I am not hard nosed but smart ass I will admit too openly. HAVE A WILD AND WONDERFUL NIGHT! AND YES I DO LEAVE MY COMP ON 24/7 And YEP LOGGED IN TOO I RECKON! So no I am not rude just not here alot when it says I am online. Many Blessings to All. TT "RIDE IT LIKE YA STOLE IT"
My Bestfriend
my bestfriend is my life we have been through so much through ups and downs and crying and laughter at times we get wild then at times we hurt but i know she will always be there no matter what so my love to you sis kristie(aka babydoll) you are the best and to everyone who wants a good friend shes the best and thanks for the advice on allen im glad i went for it,,, so here is my last thought for you my sister /my bestfriend/my shoulder to lean on friends to the end no matter what your the best
Evaluation Of My Hobby
How Experienced
Elfin Leid Vector 01 Collector's Edition
Gruesome Goodness So Very glad to have found a collector's boxed version of Elfin Liedfor only $10 at Lizzy's last place of employNot for the squeamish!!†Considering that there is a decapitation or amputationevery other minute across each episode :) Nothing like a high body countand who could argue with a cutie, schitzoid mutant catgirlwith telekinetic limbs of slaughter.... Worth a Definite Vidie 4.5 outta 5.... I'm not kidding, this ain't for everyone.....but Skippy you'll love it :)
LoL, Im nervous and excited at the same time, Ive been asked to participate in a photography collaboration project. I guess it's a good way for some of my stuff to be critiqued. It's something I guess. Anyway here is another link to a new album of pictures ive taken last saturday. Be sure to click on show all, and please feel free to comment, and to look at the rest of my albums ;O)
Hobgoblin English Ale
It's that time of year again, and I can't wait to get my Ogrish Cravings filled with a good tasty and fresh Hobgoblin Ale..... Do not let the awesome geektastic name and the slick packaging fool you, this one actually hits the mark on all points: †solid flavorful Ale, awesome crisp finish, great fall drinking... Desparately looking for Some if anyone†knows of a place that serves it fresh on tap, I'd love to try it..... But she still ain't†no†nectar of the gods....
Corsendonk - Abbey Brown Ale
So left to my own devices again this Eve, I have decided I can no longer wait idly by while a tasty beverage purcolates in my refrigerator. Having just had the delight of this Belgium Brown Ale while playing†a lil old school D&D with friends a weekend or two ago, but still had one left over 750ml bottle tucked in the fridge left in my care by Kevin....sorry pal, she didn't make it.... I could not resist the allure of her bubbly fermented goodness and I had just the right glass to let it build to a nice head.....ahhh head... Mayhaps not to everyone's liking, still found it a nice fall dark leaving little room for even food after finishing two of these heady bevies.... Tomorrow I'm off to a local pub, Eli Cannon's for a taste of oh-so-many pints † † † † ACE California Cider Allagash Brewing†† Allagash Brewing Double† Aventinus Ayinger Oktoberfest Marzen Ayinger Unweisse Ayinger Dunkel Ayinger Oktoberfest Ballard Bitter IPA
Why Men Can't Win
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy. If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism/sexism/and probably other ism's too. If she gets a promotion ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference. If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard. If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domina
Wicked Women- Jezebel
My divine goddess had purchased this fine brew for me to enjoy on her birthday, but I saved it for another good eve when she could try it and not have it mixed with any sorta crazy cap screw winesque wildvines.... Was glad to have waited so†Lizzy could taste†since this has to be the smoothest ale I have had to date, one that even a non conisuer could enjoy. "Jezebel is a beautifully-hopped golden ale †made by Sara Barton, one of England's rare female head brewers (or more appropriately brewster) Clean crisp and smooth finish, better than Jezebel's biblical end being all torn apart by dogs... Worth a taste, cheers!
so yes I did have a lostcherry account but im outta the loop and I don't know what the fuck happend so here's a new page for me.. YAY.. well im sure to add a whole bunch of crazy shit yall didn't know about me.. many of you will find out things you DIDN'T wanna know bout me.. but hey.. fuck ya ^_~ gail aka ~put a quarter in muh pocket and i'll give you a FREEKSHOW~
Pass It Around
roses ARE red, nuts ARE brown, skirts ARE up, pants ARE down, body 2 body, skin 2 skin, motor's runnin,lets begin. send to 10 people and see if u get it back that means someone wants to GET NAUGHTY WITH YOU. if i don't get this back i guess ur not my friend. if u have a lot of luv 4 someone.....copy and send to ur whole friend list and in 5 mins ur true love will call or im you. da naughty train - if u get it ur cute...u get it twice ur a hottie...u get it 3 times ur sexy...4 times ur REAL HOTTIE.........xoxoxoxox
so, do you like it and what kinds?
What A Kiss Means
what a kiss means +kiss on the stomach = Im ready +Kiss on the Forehead ="i hope we're together forever" +Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything +Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" +Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" +Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together" +Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" +Kiss on the Lips = I like you" What the gesture means... +Holding Hands = "we definitely like each other" +Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" +Holding on tight = "i don't want to let go" +Looking into each other's Eyes = "i just plain like you" +Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" +Arms around the Waist = "I like you too much to let go" +Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" --Advice-- + Dont ask for a kiss, take one. +If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.
Q. What is Wicca? A. Contrary to what those who choose to persecute or lie about us wish to believe, Wicca is a very peaceful, harmonious and balanced way of thinking and life which promotes oneness with the divine and all which exists. Wicca is a deep appreciation and awe in watching the sunrise or sunset, the forest in the light of a glowing moon, a meadow enchanted by the first light of day. It is the morning dew on the petals of a beautiful flower, the gentle caress of a warm summer breeze upon your skin, or the warmth of the summer sun on your face. Wicca is the fall of colorful autumn leaves, and the softness of winter snow. It is light, and shadow and all that lies in between. It is the song of the birds and other creatures of the wild. It is being in the presence of Mother Earths nature and being humbled in reverence. When we are in the temple of the Lord and Lady, we are not prone to the arrogance of human technology as they touch our souls. To be a Witch is to be a heal
Some Things You Just Long For
I miss the beautiful sunset I experienced in California, it was incredible. Seeing a photo that I took just brings me back to those beautiful days, the beautiful landscape - the good memories, even in confusion. I miss my future home. XOX, Bam
You Are Austin A little bit country, a little bit rock and roll. You're totally weird and very proud of it. Artistic and freaky, you still seem to fit in... in your own strange way. Famous Austin residents: Lance Armstrong, Sandra Bullock, Andy Roddick What American City Are You?
Can't say I'm expecting anyone to do this. But if you do it will make me happy. My first name: Take a stab at my middle name: Do I drink: What was your first impression of upon meeting me/seeing me: What's one of my favorite things to do: Am I funny: What's my favorite type of music: Can I sing?: What is the best feature about me: Am I shy or outgoing: Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: Do I have any special talents: What is my favorite food: Am I dating anyone: If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be: Who do I like right now: What is my worst habit: If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what is the one thing I would bring? Are we friends: Do you want us to be more than friends? Do I believe in God? Am I family oriented? Who is my best friend?
Daily Spiritual
DAILY SPIRITUAL JOKE Spiritual Jokes A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall and quoted, "Thou shalt not take the covers off thy neighbor's wife." DAILY SHORT SPIRITUAL STORY The Rose John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of people making their way through Grand Central Station. He looked for the girl whose heart he knew, but whose face he didn't, the girl with the rose. His interest in her had begun thirteen months before in a Florida library. Taking a book off the shelf he found himself intrigued, not with the words of the book, but with the notes penciled in the margin. The soft handwriting reflected a thoughtful soul and insightful mind. In the front of the book, he discovered the previous owner's name, Miss Hollis Maynell. With time and effort
Secrets The Butterfly
Each Joker's Card album was labelled "Dedicated to the Butterfly". Violent J explained this dedication, and it was reprinted with every copy of the Sixth Joker's Card. Here's the dedication explained as it was written in the booklet with the Sixth Joker's Card... Violent J: "I was maybe 7 years old. My brother Rob was around 8 or 9 I guess. We were outside playing in front of our house in suburban Berkley, MI. I remember it was a regular summer afternoon, we were hanging out in the yard or whatever when my brother Rob screamed 'Joe I caught a giant butterfly! Hurry up and get the jar!' I grabbed the jar off the steps and ran over to him. Somehow, some way, he had actually managed to catch one of them big ass, pretty, orange, yellow and black butterflies right out of the air with his bare hands. Unbelievable. If you remember anything about being a kid, you remember them things are un-catchable. They'll fuckin' sit there and dance, slow motion, in the air style, right around your fuc
10 Questions!!!
YOU CAN ASK ME 10 QUESTIONS: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. No matter how random, revealing, rude, or pointless. I promise to answer them 100% truthfully. All questions are COMPLETELY confidential--- send to my inbox. Repost this to see what others ask you. IF YOU DON'T THEN YOU ARE SCARED OF WHAT PEOPLE WILL ASK YOU.
Juggalo Dictionary
Axe: A sharp blade on the end of a long wooden handle, used to chop wood....MOSTLY Big Money Hustlas: Insane Clown Posse's first movie Bigot: Racist, hater Born Twiztid A fake documentery about Twiztid. Only 30 minutes long but funny as hell! Chedda: Money, skrilla Cherrie Pie: See Cotton Candy Chicken: A redneck, bigot, racist Cotton Candy: Neden, pussy, vagina, cunt Dark Carnival: A dark carnival that Shaggy and Violent J often preach about. Delray: A neighborhood of Detroit, Michigan. Southwest Detroit Echoside: A fate worse than hell Facepaint: The make-up used by ICP and Twiztid (and more) Faygo: A cheap ghetto pop that Insane Clown Posse throws on Juggalos at concerts. More info: here Feminem: Eminem diss Floob: This is what Violent J and Jumpsteady called themselves when they were kids. It means scrub. Fright Fest: Twiztid's own version of Hallowicked Gathering Of The Juggalos: An event that happens only once a year where Juggalos and J
my phone charger doesn't work. new pic up under "me" haha I'm bored again should be working on a project... but no project for me right now PROCRASTINATOR HERE
Glock Detail Strip Video
This is NOT ME, just something cool I found on YouTube.
Ice Cream
You Are Chocolate Chip Ice Cream You are kind, popular, and generous. You tend to be successful at anything you try. A social butterfly, you are great at entertaining a crowd. You are most compatible with strawberry ice cream. What Flavor Ice Cream Are You?
my broter needs help i dont know what to do he is 29 and has 2 kids with a psycho and needs to find a sweet lady who can treat him right but it sucks he always goes for the wrong girl and gets hurt nad i hate to see him misrable and i dont know what to do he is misrable and just is like blah my wife hates it i spend all my time over his house casue he hates just bing by himslef and someone please help i need advice
Well It Looks Like I Have 2 Contests Going At Once
Mary Ann Evans Cross
Two angels guide The path of man, both aged and yet young. As angels are, ripening through endless years, On one he leans: some call her Memory, And some Tradition; and her voice is sweet, With deep mysterious accords: the other, Floating above, holds down a lamp with streams A light divine and searching on the earth, Compelling eyes and footsteps. Memory yields, Yet clings with loving check, and shines anew, Reflecting all the rays of that bright lamp Our angel Reason holds. We had not walked But for Tradition; we walk evermore To higher paths by brightening Reason's lamp.George Eliot (pseudonym of Mary Ann Evans Cross)The Spanish Gypsy (bk. II)
You Are Scooter Brainy and knowledgable, you are the perfect sidekick. You're always willing to lend a helping hand. In any big event or party, you're the one who keeps things going. "15 seconds to showtime!" The Muppet Personality Test
Got A Doe
Hello, Cherries I was on my way home from the farm on friday evening. I was just getting dark enough for the headlights to be on. I had been seeing my uncle Dave about some tree and was late getting to the farm. Otherwise I would have been home already. Anyways, I was driving north on Hannan road and crossed the I-275 overpass. As I was coming to the tree line along the farmers yard, I noticed movement to my right. My very near right! I quickly applied the brakes, but there was not enough time or space. The inevitable happened! I managed to catch a 350 pound american white tail deer. I did the high speed recording of the event in my memory, because to replay it. I see it all in slow motion. Like the re-runs of a great pitch thrown in the world series. Okay back to my story. I caught it broadside with the right half of the front of my f-150. I had attemped to steer to the left when I had seen the movement to my right, but being so quick of an impact. I watched the deer sort of d
Discovering Divine Design
November 14, 2006 Discovering Divine Design As for me, being on the way, the Lord led me . . . óGenesis 24:27 My Utmost For His Highest Cover About this cover We should be so one with God that we donít need to ask continually for guidance. Sanctification means that we are made the children of God. A childís life is normally obedient, until he chooses disobedience. But as soon as he chooses to disobey, an inherent inner conflict is produced. On the spiritual level, inner conflict is the warning of the Spirit of God. When He warns us in this way, we must stop at once and be renewed in the spirit of our mind to discern Godís will (see Romans 12:2 ). If we are born again by the Spirit of God, our devotion to Him is hindered, or even stopped, by continually asking Him to guide us here and there. ". . . the Lord led me . . ." and on looking back we see the presence of an amazing design. If we are born of God we will see His guiding hand and give Him the credit. We can all se
You Are Barney You could have been an intellectual leader... Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test
The Fray, How To Save A Life...
THIS IS MENT FOR SOMEONE SPECIAL.... THEY KNOW WHAT ITS ABOUT. Step one you say we need to talk He walks you say sit down it's just a talk He smiles politely back at you You stare politely right on through Some sort of window to your right As he goes left and you stay right Between the lines of fear and blame And you begin to wonder why you came Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness And I would have stayed up with you all night Had I known how to save a life Let him know that you know best Cause after all you do know best Try to slip past his defense Without granting innocence Lay down a list of what is wrong The things you've told him all along And pray to God he hears you And pray to God he hears you Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness And I would have stayed up with you all night Had I known how to save a life As he begins to raise his voice You lower yours and grant him one l
It's All About Me!
1) What is your sign? Taurus 2) What is your favorite color? Black 3) More afraid of snakes or spiders? Neither as long as they aren't on me. 4) Longest amount of hours you've ever slept? Oh, 14 or so. 5) Are aliens real? Please don't scare me. 6) Eggs & bacon? Lamps & Astroglide. 7) Multilingual? I speak a little Spanish, and VERY little French. One of my goals is to learn Spanish, French, Portugese & Italian. 8) Why are hamburgers called 'HAMburgers' when they made from beef? Don't be retarded. 9) Sneakers or boots? I wear sneakers every day to work. 10) Is North Korea trying to play the world? In all honesty, I think the US is trying to play the world. 11) Is that glass half-full or half-empty? I've always been a half-empty girl, but I'm gradually making the transition to half-full. 12) Rather be naked or clothed? Depends on who I'm with. 13) Do you watch 'Grey's Anatomy'? Never seen it. 14) What is your all-time fave
This Is Cruel But Still Hilarious!
Here is another excerpt from Maddox Where this guy is grading kids drawings. I found myself laughing into tears because of what he says. I just picked a few of them. To see all of them go CLICK HERE. If you work in an office with lots of people, chances are that you work with a person who hangs pictures up that their kids have drawn. The pictures are always of some stupid flower or a tree with wheels. These pictures suck; I could draw pictures much better. In fact, I can spell, do math and run faster than your kids. So being that my skills are obviously superior to those of children, I've taken the liberty to judge art work done by other kids on the internet. I'll be assigning a grade A through F for each piece: First of all, I don't even know what this is. If it's supposed to be a dog, then it's the shittiest dog I've ever seen. F Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be save
Ne More Consequence Of Accessing Grace Through Faith
November 14th One More Consequence of Accessing Grace through Faith Who through faith... turned to flight the armies of the aliens. (Hebrews 11:34b) In this summarized series of testimonies, the Lord's servants "subdued kingdoms, worked righteousness, obtained promises, stopped the mouths of lions, quenched the violence of fire, escaped the edge of the sword, out of weakness were made strong, became valiant in battle." (Hebrews 11:33-34b). Our next category shows one more consequence of accessing grace through faith. By trusting in the Lord, some of His people "turned to flight the armies of the aliens." Jonathan (son of King Saul) provides an excellent picture of this. "Then Jonathan said to the young man who bore his armor, 'Come, let us go over to the garrison of these uncircumcised; it may be that the LORD will work for us. For nothing restrains the LORD from saving by many or by few' " (1 Samuel 14:6). Although these two men were greatly outnumbered by the enemy forces,
Love That Could Never Be...
I just finished watching the movie, "Object of my Attraction" and after seeing it, I felt a sense of remorse for the Jennifer Aniston character. While watching the movie, I remembered a time when I fell for one of my best guyfriends. He and I were very close, but he turned out to be Gay as well. It pained me to see him everyday knowing he was the perfect man in everyway except in orientation. He used to tell me he loved me and hugged me all of the time. Hah, it's funny how a movie brought up all these memories and mixed emotions for me. I guess this movie teaches you to move on with life no matter how painful it might be... -A
You Are Skiing Graceful, athletic, and gusty - you're willing to put it all on the line. You're willing to take big risks for big rewards. What Winter Sport Are You?
Today's Promise From The Bible
Today's Promise from the Bible John 15:8 Herein is my Father glorified, that ye bear much fruit; so shall ye be my disciples. Reflection My Prayer: Father, may you be glorified in me! Change my heart and mind that I would bear the fruits of the Spirit in all I do and say. Thank you for taking me as Your own and renewing my spirit through Your encouraging word. Praise and honour to Your name forever and ever! Amen.
Godís Special People
November 14, 2006 Godís Special People 1 Peter 2:9-10 Sometimes, even believers have difficulty remembering their purpose in life. In the busyness of our day-to-day lives, itís easy to forget how wonderfully and purposely designed we are in the eyes of our Creator. Yet, 1 Peter 2:9-10 brings our focus back to God, showing us His design for our lives. First, we are Godís chosen race. We donít have to fight for a place in the house of the Lord. Instead, He chose us. The God of the universe actively sought us because He wanted an unending relationship with us. Second, we are members of a royal priesthood. In Old Testament days a king could not be a priest, and a priest could not be a king. The two offices were separate and distinct. But, in Christ, God has called every believer into a new category. We are now sons and daughters of the King, and we have free, intimate access to almighty God. We are royal priests. Third, w
Movie Buff?
Your Movie Buff Quotient: 74% You are a total movie buff. Classics, blockbusters, indie favorites... you've seen most of them. Your friends know to come to you whenever they need a few good DVD rental suggestions. Are You a Movie Buff?
Forget The World.........snow Patrol
We'll do it all Everything On our own We don't need Anything Or anyone If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world? I don't quite know How to say How I feel Those three words Are said too much They're not enough If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world? Forget what we're told Before we get too old Show me a garden that's bursting into life Let's waste time Chasing cars Around our heads I need your grace To remind me To find my own If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world? Forget what we're told Before we get too old Show me a garden that's bursting into life All that I am All that I ever was Is here in your perfect eyes, they're all I can see I don't know where Confused about how as well Just know that these things will never change for us at all If I lay here If I
Thankful For God's Presence
Thankful for God's presence "Worship and serve him with your whole heart and with a willing mind. For the Lord sees every heart and understands and knows every plan and thought. If you seek him, you will find him.Ö 1 Chronicles 28:9 NLT " About this week's promise: "[Our promise this week of Thanksgiving in America is not about the usual themes of bounty, but the blessings found when we seek God. For it is from an intimate relationship with God that his blessings flow.] Heart to heart, mind to mind, soul to soulóthis is intimacy. There is relational intimacy, where two people become soul mates, free to openly share all their burdens, fears, and joys with each other. Then there is physical intimacy, reserved only for marriage, where a man and woman, through their sexual relationship, reach new heights of vulnerability that should allow them to communicate at the most profound level. And finally there is intimacy with God, where we learn to understand the very heart
Jason.. Again! Wtf?
Jason has yet another online girlfriend after his last girlfriend "died". Anyone who isn't familiar with it, check out my big bust on her, and "her" friends here. What I would like to know, is after his such heartwrenching pain and having to deal with a fake, wouldn't you think that you would actually want to make sure that she is real this time? I mean come on, these are some of the pictures she had (she deleted them after Ren's blog) I mean, come on now, wouldn't you at least want to see your "girlfriend" on cam? Or atleast get to KNOW her before you start e-dating her? It's only been a month since Paige "died" and I can totally see wanting to move past it but after everything he went through, why not be postive that this is the real this time? I'm all for internet dating but there are so many things that you can lie about online. You can be anyone you want to be, especially when it comes to pictures. I for one, would never date anyone online who did not have a cam or at
Wat It Is
hows everyone well my days are always confusing so much shit goes on and i dont know wat its bout cus i try to do the best about things and it dont work out right.........
Blackstar Ft. Common- Respiration
If U Wanna Know Me Ask
my name is mark from alton illinois i chat on here every other day if u have yahoo messenger look me up my_life_62002 I AM NOT ON HERE TO START SHIT SO IF U ARE LEAVE ME ALONE AND IF U ARE HERE AND NEED A FRIEND I AM HERE
Why Cant We
why cant we live life like its a fairy tail with nothing to worry about everyone gets along where everything is great in stead of this fucked up world that we have now we come home fight with the other over something that is stupid not have to worry about how much money you make or about getting fired from a job thay say that we live in a free land but to me all i see is two days of freedom cause we are working from wake to bed time 5 days or someimes 6 days a week some of us more then that haveing to work two jobs just to make ends meet where is the freedom in that where is the land of peace whin all we do is fight or hear about someone else fighting and dieing
Dpp: A Wild New Experience
DPP: A Wild New Experience by buffbody © I'm alone and naked on the beach of a desert island far, far away from civilization. The sky is clear and I'm feeling the sun on my skin while lying on the hot sand. I close my eyes and soak in the sun's rays for a few minutes. The thought of me alone on the island begins to arouse me. I feel my pussy tingle. With my left hand, I cup my left tit and stroke its hard nipple. With my right hand, I push two fingers in my pussy and fondle my g-spot. The heat from the sun, the heat from the sand and the heat between my thighs gets me more arouse as I play with myself until my pussy explodes and squirts my juices on the sand. Feeling enough of the hot sun, I ran to the ocean waters and dive in. Submerged in the ocean, I feel the surrounding waters cool the heat from my body, refreshing me. I swim around some more until I swim back to the beach. As I walk along the beach, letting the sun dry me, I'm surprised to see a naked man about twenty
Done On Here For A While..
I will no longer be on here as often as I have been. I'm done w/ the drama. I'm sick of helping people and getting nothing in return. Not even a thank you. And I'm sick of the cam/picture whores who come to my page begging to be rated. I'm sick of everything. I'll come on every now and then to catch up on the people who matter, and if you do matter you already know so I'm not leaving a list. I'll probably be emptying out a lot of my friend's list because most of you aren't friends anyways. I'm just tired and cant keep up with it anymore. See ya.
14 Brest Cancer
Let's be honest, we all love breasts. Straight men and lesbians everywhere love to look at, fell and maybe even have a little nibble on some lady funbags. And everyone else loves to laugh at the ridiculousness of man-boobs. With this in mind we should all be doing what we can to help keep as many breasts on this planet healthy. So with this in mind, I have a favor to ask, it only takes a minute.... The Breast Cancer site is still having trouble getting enough people to click on their site daily to meet their quota of donating at least one free mammogram a day to an underprivileged woman. It takes less than a minute to go to their site and click on "donating a mammogram" for free (pink window in the middle). This doesn't cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate mammogram in exchange for advertising. Here's the web site! Please repost this to help keep pert breasts, saggy breast, tiny little breasts, huge breasts, and
The Zippo
Im positive no one will know why i have this picture(except Steven). So i am going to explain it to you. I am mocing very soon and i have some boxes that are already packed from when i last moved. So i decided to go through them and throw out any crap and put new stuff in them. Well in one of the boxes was this beat up old zippo. As soon as i saw it my eyes light up. Like when a kid looks under the tree for the first time on xmas morning and sees all the presents... that was me, but 10 times that. I picked up the zippo and then i smelled it. Yeah i guess in hindsight that was a lil wierd, but when im done typing this you might understand. I opend the zippo and tried to light it but to no avail... obviously it wasnt going to light it's been in that box for almost three years. After that i closed it and just held it in my hand. Just as quickly as it(the zippo) had given me that huge smile it was gone, and i was fighting the tears in my eyes. So thats what just happend, the reason? You s
Dpp In The Shower
DPP in the Shower by buffbody © Rog's Point of View (POV) It's a hot night. Slade and I are traveling together to this new town. We are colleagues and are sharing this hotel room with 1 king size bed. We are both lonely and need some action, we head to the bar, i notice you first in a black backless dress, but you notice us both. Adriana: I notice 2 hot hunks, and i introduce myself to Slade and you. I see both of you- your tight ass, firm bodies. My mind is thinking like a slut. Rog: We notice your nice round breasts, and that sexy figure. I introduce myself, and so does Slade. But I give him a look this one is mine for the night. We dance, slow and dirty, while Slade looks on enviously. Being a sport, i allow him to cut in and you dance with him the same way, I see he feels your back and is also necking you. Adriana: I am enjoying, and now i call you to join me from behind and 3 of us dance away without any thoughts what others have of us. We are completely l
Weak Poems I Tried At One Time....
I Wish You Didnít I wish you didnít love me, I wish I didnít love you, It would make it so much easier To do what I have to do To accept the rain with the pain And my life with the shame To forget and forgive With time being the only enemy Why do you make it so tough? Why is life so rough? Burdens and crossfire Die in time Love donít I wish you didnít But you do I wish I didnít But I do For that I Thank You Reveal Eyes are watching Hours grow dim Ears are listening My chances grow slim Cold breaks the dusk Moonlight follows the musk Inch by inch I run; I must Evil arcs my path Silence falls as a mask My heart thumps, thumps And thumps. Intuition sets in, Curiosity runs thin My eyes turn to blight Courage gives up the fight Sacrifice Deaths delight. Faded Ghost is my prisoner Ghost is my friend Alone in the dark Is where it all begins? The soft caress of nothingness The cold feel that entraps your soul T
Downtown Library
Downtown Library by worthsqueezing © I suddenly realized she was smiling at me. I had the habit of hanging around at the downtown library a night or two a week after work - I realized that all the dark wood and marble in the main lobby agreed with me, as did the quiet. Like a good cigar bar, but without the smoke or the cover charge. Some of my fellow citizens had also figured this out - there were several I'd seen time and time again, and she was one I'd genuinely noticed more than once. She was standing a floor above me, actually - the lobby where I usually sat to read was open through the three stories of the place, with the stacks of books almost up to the marble railings on each floor. She was leaning on the railing, holding a book open in front of her - thigh length denim skirt, black t-shirt, smiling over the book down at the lobby. From a quick glance around, it seemed like I was the only one in line of sight. I realized she was holding the book upside down, and co
Umi Says
The 14th ~ Cancer
Let's be honest, we all love breasts. Straight men and lesbians everywhere love to look at, fell and maybe even have a little nibble on some lady funbags. And everyone else loves to laugh at the ridiculousness of man-boobs. With this in mind we should all be doing what we can to help keep as many breasts on this planet healthy. So with this in mind, I have a favor to ask, it only takes a minute.... The Breast Cancer site is still having trouble getting enough people to click on their site daily to meet their quota of donating at least one free mammogram a day to an underprivileged woman. It takes less than a minute to go to their site and click on "donating a mammogram" for free (pink window in the middle). This doesn't cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate mammogram in exchange for advertising. Here's the web site! Please repost this to help keep pert breasts, saggy breast, tiny little breasts, huge breasts, and
Mos Def- Close Edge
Be Be understanding to your enemies. Be loyal to your friends. Be strong enough to face the world each day. Be weak enough to know you cannot do everything alone. Be generous to those who need your help. Be frugal with what you need yourself. Be wise enough to know that you do not know everything. Be foolish enough to believe in miracles. Be willing to share your joys. Be willing to share the sorrows of others. Be a leader when you see a path others have missed. Be a follower when you are shrouded by the mists of uncertainty. Be the first to congratulate an opponent who succeeds. Be the last to criticize a colleague who fails. Be sure where your next step will fall, so that you will not tumble. Be sure of your final destination, in case you are going the wrong way. Be loving to those who love you. Be loving to those who do not love you, and they may change. Above all, be yourself!!
I Wonder......
I was talking with a friend of mine today and we came up with a question.....what do you get when you have message oil, whip cream and balloons? I would like to see what everybody thinks!
Tattoo Artist Got Fired!
Now who the fuk am i gonna get to finish it?
Hit Me Up
Hey everyone Ya'll should invite friends and total strangers to view my profile I would appreciate some points and comments.
One Flaw In Women
One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes
It's Bigger Than Hip-hop
Sword & Shield ---- Europe After Rome
The broad sweep of European history between the fall of Rome and the Mongol invasions is much to complex to enter any detail here. European civilization retreated eastward to Constantinople, while the so called barbarian kingdoms ( the Visigoths, Ostrogoth's, Saxons, Franks and so on) infested the rest of the continent. Succeeding centuries show a recurring theme: A wave of barbarians sweeps into Europe from the Russian steppe: the barbarians fight against the current residents of the area; the barbarians settle down and are assimilated into local society and their descendants take up arms against the next wave if barbarians to sweep in. Throughout these centuries the Gangrel characteistically refused to stay put. Although our ancestors walked among the Angles, Saxons, Goths and practiclly any other groups in which they could find sustenance. When these people settled down into nations the Gangrel found it preferable to abandon them. After all, no sooner would the barbarians settle th
Some Classics Of Mine That I Thought I'd Share...
Junction† For every path one followshe is faced with a choicethat inevitably will cause himto create a new pathfrom the point in time in which the decision was made.And reality branches outwardseparating the "yes" from the "no";creating two parallel worldssplit by the power of one word.How will your every answermutate your life,you reality?For once a path is chosena new one cannot be takenuntil the next choice is made.So here we stand togetheron the same path;journeyed through mazesof past "yes's" and "no's"to reach this point,this junction...And the time of changeis upon us yet again.Shall we call this our realityfrom which both our answerswill shape our intertwined livesbuilding our mutual reality,our multiverse,with others who wish to sharethe same views, choices and patheven if onlyfor an intersecting moment? Succubus (2:15am) I had this dream, some vivid nightmare in it you swam naked in a seaof shattered glass which glowed deep rich red from the glare of two maroon suns that
In The Longest Year Ever
in the longest year I have ever known the one that started just yesterday a million years ago in this year where so much changed even more stayed the same in this year of sometimes sadness and discovery of things never imagined in this year where words have grown matching spirit and heart I find that I am thankful I am thankful for beauty and beacons I am thankful for new friends old friends stars home hearth I am thankful for heart musings for laughter hugs and compassion in the longest year ever (the one that started yesterday) I find that I am thankful tjs2k61113
The Truth About Sony
The following has got to be THE MOST TRUE yet FUNNIEST shit I have read about SONY. I got it from the MADDOX. A lot of what he says on the site is hilarious. But I chese this one because of the SONY PS3 comes out next week and his feelings are much like mine. I'm tired of Sony's bullshit. You may know Sony most readily as the company that recently recalled something on the order of every laptop battery ever made because of a small glitch (they explode). Then there was the "rootkit" debacle, where Sony secretly installed hidden bullshit on your computer. One of Sony BMG's presidents handled the situation with the delicacy of a gang rape with this quote: "Most people, I think, don't even know what a rootkit is, so why should they care about it?" Good point, shit-head! And before that, Sony was known for its shitty optical drives in their PS2s, resulting in a class action lawsuit. The word "shitty" in the previous sentence is a bit misleading, since I also use the word to descri
For Guys Only
Hit reply and answer all honestly.. How old do i look [] Early teens 13-15 [ ] Mid-teens 16-17 [ ] Late teens 18-19 [ ] Early twenties 20-23 [ ] Mid twenties 24-26 [ ] Late twenties 27-29 [ ] Early thirties 30-33 [ ] Mid thirties 34-36 [ ] Late thirties 37-39 [ ] Over 40 How good do i look from 1-10 (1-ugly / 10-HoTT) [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 Would you rather.. [ ] Do me Or [ ] Date me Do I have pretty eyes? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you be sad if I moved? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you come visit me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Am I.. [ ] Okay [ ] Hott [ ] Sexy [ ] Cute Would you rather.. [ ] Makeout [ ] Cuddle [ ] Go out would u ever tell me not to talk to u. [ ] YES OR [ ] NO Would u kiss me.. [ ] yes or [ ] no Would you give me your number? [ ] Yes [if yes leave it [ ] No [ ] You already have it Can you see us together? [ ]yes or [ ]no do you have fellings for me that go beyond friends
Which One Would You Pick? Lol
Let's meet contestant number one. He's a serial killer who works for the Dark Carnival. He says Women love his sexy smile. Let's see if his charm will work on Sharon. Contestant number one, I like a man who will make a good first impression. If we were to go out, what would you do to make the night special? #1: Let's see, well I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux HA! but I doubt it I'd prob'ly just show up naked like I always do and look yo mama in the eye and tell her FUCK YOU! Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti I pinch her loopy ass and tell her get the food ready your dad would prob'ly start trippin and get me pissed I'd have to walk up and BUST him in his FUCKING lip It's dinnertime, we're hearing grace from your mother I take the 40 out and pour some for your little brother I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you this you know for only 13 she got some big tits! After that your dad would try to jump again only this time I'd put the 4
Erotic Story
Late evening I sent the kids to friends for the weekend so I had the house to myself. I was getting ready to climb into a hot bubble bath when the phone rang. You had called to see what my plans were for the rest of the evening. I told you I was going to take a bubble bath and relax. You heard the water splash a little as I climbed in. mmmmm wish you were here to join me. There was a pause then I heard the door open and close. I sat the phone down and laid back in the tub as you opened the bathroom door. I just smiled as you walked in and kneeled next to the tub. Nice surprise to see you here. The room was lit only by a few candles. You leaned forward and kissed me gently on the cheek. I wrapped my arms around you and pulled you close to me. Now that your all wet might as well get undressed. You stand up take off your shoes and slowly undo your shirt as I just lay there and watch. Small smile on my face I stand up and step out of the tub. Walking over to you my hands run down your ches
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Doubled Up
Doubled Up by damonX © "Come here," you say in your sultry, sexy voice beckoning me towards your waiting body. I step forward and you reach up pulling me down onto the bed with you. your lips find mine as your hands roam my body frantically, stripping me of my clothing. I taste your tongue as it slides between my lips, twirling and writhing in my mouth. Your hand finds the bulge in my pants, and you give me a gentle squeeze as I pull your panties down your legs. "What's gotten into you?" I ask as you unbutton my fly, and begin to fish my cock out of my pants. "I had a dream." you say simply as you pull my pants down around my ass. "And that made you call me up at three a.m.?" you pull my face to yours once again as you guide my hand to your waiting pussy. I thrust a finger into your damp hole, causing you to moan into my mouth. "Eat my pussy," you hiss into my ear. I lay you back on the bed and place my lips on your neck. your hands claw at me as I suck your te
Double Stuffed Ch. 3
Double Stuffed Ch. 3 by oddone © It must have been about 1:00 AM when we finished with the previous round of fucking and sucking, and I know I fell asleep almost immediately and I think so did everyone else as they all looked kind of comatose before I closed my eyes. When I woke up Saturday morning the sun was already up, and I looked over at the clock. I saw it was almost 9 o'clock. Mary was the only one still in bed with me and as I stretched out I saw that she was also starting to stir. We both looked at each other and smiled, comfortable with our nude bodies and probably thinking about the action of the previous night. I know that I was and, as we lay there for a few minutes, we heard some loud moaning coming from the living room. Mary and I quietly got out of bed and tiptoed to the open bedroom door and looked out into the living room to see Eric and Tonya on the couch fucking furiously. Eric was lying on his back and Tonya was sitting on his huge pole with her back to his
Double Stuffed Ch. 2
Double Stuffed Ch. 2 by oddone © We all lay back in the aftermath of our first fuck session of the evening which for me was the most exciting of my life until then. I was lying next to Tonya, Sam and Mary were next, and then Beth and Eric. I think I kind of passed out for a few minutes and was pleasantly awakened by Tonya lightly rubbing my cock up and down. We were both on our sides facing each other and I began to massage her fabulous tits with one hand and rubbed her ass with the other. I don't think either one of us was ready to start anything else just yet, so we were content to keep it at this pace. I looked over and saw that Sam and Mary were doing similar things in the middle of the six of us. I looked past them to Beth and Eric and saw that they had become more active than the four of us. Beth was lying on her side facing me and Eric had reached around and started to play with Beth's great tits. I also noticed that Beth had lifted her left leg and, although I couldn't s
It Aint Over Till It's Over
Double Stuffed Ch. 1
Double Stuffed Ch. 1 by oddone © This is the first of a series of three experiences that Beth and I had with some co-workers and their wives shortly after we were married. This account begins on a typical Friday at work when my friend Sam and I were talking about what we were going to do that night. We made plans to go to our neighborhood bar and party with our wives like we did on most weekend nights. Sam was my best friend on the base. We had worked together for the past six months and were always together, both before we married our wives and after. The four of us were almost inseparable. Sam and Tonya were married about a month after Beth and I were, and they ended up renting a house a block away from our house. I can remember many a night before we got married when Sam and I would talk about how much we missed our fiancťs -- especially sexually -- and we would talk about what turned our partners on and the like. Little did I know until that night how much these talks wou
Short Story Im Working On.
I wasnít but three years when I was found precariously outside in a bone yard in a near by stream wrapped and left along the banks, I was discovered by a group of fisher man who had heard my screams and thought I was being torn to shreds by some beast, When they found me they found the only thing attacking me was the elements of the crude weather and nearby in the wet mud that I lay in. hopelessly and afraid to wander anywhere I was taken to a hospital where I was diagnosed with hypothermia and a very extreme case of Amnesia which had obviously been the effect of a fever. I was five years old when I finally recovered and when they managed to find at least my last name and a pendant I wore when I was found .I began to become a healthy young boy and I would play with the other unfortunates like myself who sat in the hospital waiting for some kind family to take me to a new home. As I grew I saw girls and boys go to a new mother and father, we would line up as the prospective parents wou
Oh A Sexy Blue Tang
My Blue Thang This is so sweet!! I love blue its one of my favorite colors, and I feel in love with it on the spot!! I am sure you will agree as well. I had to get on my lil bikini (actually there are 2 different bikinis in this update) and hop on the car for some pics!!! I do hope you enjoy! Many of my fans here (and you know whom you are) love me and cars!! Hell I love woman and cars, lol! There are lots of sexy posing pics in this update, I do hope you enjoy and e-mail me! Kisses ~ Alyse Click here to see the full set Also those interested in reading my blog that I do here it is
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The .45 Gap (not Acp) Cartridge.
Many people do not see the point to this round. It is the same diameter as the .45 ACP, yet overall loaded length (OAL) is a bit shorter than even the 9mm. This case was designed to fit a bigbore DIAMETER cartridge into a 9mm grip frame. What this does NOT do is give a HUGE capacity of the .45 caliber round. Using modern propellants, the .45 GAP is capable of nearly identical velocities for the same bullet weight up to 200 grains (185 and 200 being most popular, with 165 being next). It does operate at higher pressures, but ends up achieving the same result with a bit more recoil. For comparison, the standard .45 ACP load runs at 21,000 psi, where the .45 GAP is rated at 23,000 and get nearly identical results. The .40 S&W (the previous attempt to get a small "bigbore" round) is rated at 35,000 to get similar results to the .45 caliber. Which do you think will kick the most? I have held both the G22 (.40) and G21 (.45ACP) full size glocks, and I *MUCH* prefer the grip on the
Backseat Cook
A wife was making fried eggs for her husband for breakfast. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful... Careful!!! Put in some more butter! Oh my God! You're cooking too many at once. Too many! Turn them! Turn them now! We need more butter. Oh my God! Where are we going to get more butter? They're going to stick! Careful... Careful!!! I said be careful! You never listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. Use the salt! The salt!" The wife stared at him and asked, "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving with you in the car."
Garden Romp
Garden Romp by Therapie © I walk into the house and look around, but you are no where to be found. I am feeling so hot for your touch and can feel myself pulsing and skin prickling just to feel you touch me. I walk through the kitchen, hands up my shirt idly playing with my nipples through my bra as I search. Finally I walk into the backyard and find you there. It is so hot and I look up, shielding my eyes from the sun with my left hand, right still in my shirt. You look at me and grin. I walk over to you and we embrace. What should be a hello kiss deepens and I twirl my tongue around yours, loving the way it goes hard and soft against my lips and cheeks. You run your nails down my back, raking them as you kiss me, you know how I love that. I tilt my head back and you kiss around my neck to that spot that melts my insides. I turn my back to you, giving you better access to my neck. I lean back, putting my arms around your neck, smoothing my body backward and you gaze down at my
Back To Television....
I thought that things had changed in the bedroom. My wife's morning surprise really woke me up. But alas, all the talk of getting to bed early, breaking out the oils and indulging ourselves in eachother seems to be just talk. We have had this...rollercoaster before. Actually, it is not really a rollercoaster. It is more like...Freefall @ Magic Mountain. Long wait, the ride is over in 3 seconds, and all I am left with is the sense that I somehow wasted my time. Only an idiot goes on Freefall twice. We have been going on it twice a month for five years. Every 6 months or so we head to some new attraction, but no matter how short the line and thrilling the ride, we seem to only go on it once and head back to Freefall.... If tonight is going to happen, the dishes need doing, children need baths and dinner needs to get started.... I'll do my part...
Fun In The Kitchen
Fun in the Kitchen by CozyBoy © Jamie looked at her naked body in the mirror. She liked what she saw. She was about five nine, 34C breasts, a 26 inch waist, thick auburn hair. Her pubic hair was trimmed into a thin line that led to her pussy. Jamie liked sex, and it had been a while since she had gotten any. She was in desperate need of some satisfaction. She needed a man, but even more than that she needed to take a shower. Jamie stepped into the shower. The warm water felt great on her body. As she washed herself, the spray of the shower hit her mound. She felt a twinge of pleasure and moved back. As the water pelted her, she felt her lips swell and her clit emerge. Jamie spread her legs apart. As she did her thick lips parted ever so slightly. She reached down and touched herself. The sensations were great. With a little movement of her finger she had herself worked up into a frenzy. One hand slipped a finger into her eager pussy. It was wet with excitement and the feeling of
Despondency overwhelms me Despair consumes my soul Darkness moves in and surrounds me Fear will not let me go Wretchedness is a cruel master Ripping my heart to shreds Purging the joy and the laughter Crushing my happiness. Misery, what a companion Tormenting me all night I cry out in desperation Release me from this life
Frustrated House Wife
Frustrated House Wife by mlady_france © Thanks to all who have helped me make my first story one that I can be proud of. I feel like I have really grown, and hope to continue to improve with each entry. Thanks to all of my editors: MerelyMim, Quiet_Cool, Vella the one who will always be my first *kiss* (I mean editor of course), and all on the AH who have given me tips and encouragement. Thank you all. As this is my first attempt at porn, feed back would be greatly appreciated. Hope you enjoy. The door slowly opened and Jen walked into her empty apartment. She laid her keys on the table beside the door and began the process of settling in. As she threw her coat over the arm of the couch she glared at the computer. "I'll beat you tonight," she said fighting the temptation to shake her fist at the machine. "I'll have my man tonight." Jen tried her best to sound convincing, but she could barely convince herself. "Three years!" she thought, "Three years and already I'm down to le
Girls' Night Out
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home. The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fir
Abandoned, forgotten, alone Silence my only friend Yet devoid of words to console This heart that cannot mend Discarded, rejected, disowned Coldness surrounds me now No warm embrace to soothe my soul Hopelessness pins me down Forsaken, deserted, forlorn Darkness my comfort be Let melancholy be no more Quietus come to me
Bahhhhhhhh Pt 2
Well I got there an the cop spoke with me an a speeding was reduced to a parking violation an pay 75 bucks. GO ME lol
A Few Thoughts On Glock Pistols...
Let me start this off by stating: Up until very recently, I was not a fan of GLOCK pistols. I had nothing against them, they just weren't for me. This was totally based on reading, no handling whatsoever. The other day, I went to the shooting range to try out a cartridge that I have not shot yet (.40 S&W). I found out that they had a Sig p226, Glock 23, and a Springfield XD-40. I had already shot the XD-9 at one point with my girlfriend, and was fond of it. So I decided to try the Sig out first, I really couldn't get myself to like the long trigger reach on the first (DA) pull, but it was nice afterwards, but the recoil was a bit abrupt. Having already shot and liked the 9mm version of the XD, I decided to give the GLOCK a try... Wow... what an easy to control weapon. Even doing a simulated tap, rack, target drill was quick and easy. The grip angle (what a lot of people complain about) was actually quite comfortable (kind of like a combat revolver to me) and helped to control t
12-20-05 Reflection By: Travis Smith Betrayed once again By a cousin and a friend Views are skewed What's wrong? What's right? I don't understand Why must I be the target Target of confusion and blame She was different on that day Now she's turned cold Bitter and away No one knows why Honestly I don't care I'll never see her again And no that's not a threat I was a decent guy and I sure was kind That's all that matters right?
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College Rush
12-20-05 College Rush By: Travis Smith Papers upon papers Finals Pressures First time, First year God only knows what's going on next
Food Fetish
Food Fetish by LibertyBelle © My older brother is a total asshole and goes through beautiful women like your average guy goes through disposable razors. He has a virtual stable of extraordinary young women. He also has a fabulous job and makes a six-figure income, so he can afford to make adjustments when necessary. If he finds a stunning girl who is nearly perfect but could use bigger breasts or a little lipo, he is perfectly happy to pick up the bill. He considers it a service to society and besides everyone walks away happy when its over. I was a little surprised though when his latest love, an amazing looking blond named Carissa, called my house crying. I was sitting by the pool naked, enjoying the feel of the cool breeze over my sweaty body when the phone rang. I picked it up and heard sniffling and I figured it was her. They all call me eventually with their tales of woe and I had worked on befriending this one. She is truly a gem of a girl. She is small and blond, with perfe
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High And Low
12-20-05 High and Low By: Travis Smith Riding high against the wind Fast cars, fast money, fast girls You never want it to end Taking the ride of your life Took the turn, unable to stop Screeching, sliding, out of control Didn't see it coming Feeling really scared Crash, impact, hurt Seeing the blood, feeling the pain Reaching out for help Yet no one came Here I am in this box Everyone comes to look at me But I can't speak to them For they take me down the road On a day that's so cold They lay me out in the ground Fresh dirt is placed around me People stutter, cuss, and cry Wondering why I had to die
Every Girl Should Have A Friend Named Betty
Every Girl Should Have a Friend Named Betty by Penelope Street © "Bradford, Brown, and Wetherby," announced the receptionist. "How may I direct your call?" "Michelle Franklin, please." "May I tell her who is calling?" "This is Jeff." "One moment please." Jeff managed two solid breaths before Miss Franklin responded, "This is Michelle." "Hey, Michelle, it's Jeff. I, uh, hope I'm not bothering you at work." Michelle leaned back in her chair, propping her feet up on her desk. "Nope. I wouldn't have given you my number if I didn't want you to call me here. What's up?" "I tried calling you at home last night, actually the last few nights." Jeff paused to gulp as he considered his next sentence, dreading many of the possible replies. "I was wondering when I might see you again?" Michelle smiled, though no one could see it. "You mean you didn't succeed?" "I beg your pardon?" "You said you tried to call?" Jeff rolled his eyes. "Ok, I succeeded. I guess y
Emma's Friend And Her Toy Collection
Emma's Friend and Her Toy Collection by BiEmma27 © My relationship with Leah continued quite regularly over the next few years, aided by the fact that I was able to go to work for her and her husband in their communications firm. My introduction to Bill unfortunately did not become a regular part of my visits to Leah's home, although I did manage to corner young Bill in a supply closet one afternoon at the office, but that's a story I'll tell you all another time. Leah was a considerate lover. Being as young as I was at the time, I was truly naÔve to the wonders that I was to be exposed to. Through our conversations, and our first encounter with Bill, Leah learned of my anal fetish, and was more than willing to indulge her young new lover's requirements. The week after our skinny-dipping session, Leah presented me with my first set of anal-beads. This was the first time I'd ever even heard of such adjuncts, but was eager to give them a try under my wise lover's tutelage. I was s
Too Be Or Not Too Be
With in the next week, I will be clearing out my friends names. I will keep a list of friends that I talk to or message, or chat with. I should drop from 143 friends down way lower as I am clearing the ones that I dont talk to or do anything else with. When I do this I can keep up with the friends and answer their bulletins and their Blogs. So if you would love to stay on my list just say Hi once-in-awhile it would not hurt. There are some friends that I would never delete from my list you know who you are. (At the end of the week I will go and check my friends list and make sure that I have rated their pic and comment on them). (Stephen)
100 Points
Im 100 points away from Cherry Ninja. Rate my pics, y'all........please MMMMMWFKL
Is The New Pope The Harbinger Of Armegeddon?
as found on: Spooky 12th Century Prophecy on the Pope The first thing we want to say upfront is that what you are about to read has been widely dismissed as a hoax by religious scholars. That said, the world may soon end. Judgment day approaches. The clue? Pope Benedict XVI's rise to the papacy. According to a 12th century Catholic prophecy by the Irish archbishop St. Malachy, who was recognized for his ability to see into the future, Pope Benedict XVI fits his description of the second-to-the-last pope before the Last Judgment, report Reuters and WorldNetDaily. The Bible says the Last Judgment is when God will separate the wicked from the righteous. Legend has it that St. Malachy was traveling to Rome in the year 1139 when he had a vision concerning the next 112 popes. Benedict XVI is No. 111 on that list. St. Malachy described pope No. 111 as the "Glory of the Olive."
What's A Geoduck?
What's A Geoduck? by sintax © Geoduck is pronounced gooey-duck The water in the tank swirled slowly in little vortices. The geoducks were heaped together in large piles in the back corners. Mindy's fingers tightened on the strap of her purse as she looked them over. The salesclerk stood by, waiting for her choice. A geoduck is a large clam-like thing. Incapable of retracting into it's shell due it's size, it's digging foot sticks straight out, for all the world resembling a large penis. They live in beaches deep in the sand. Digging one out it is a process that can take hours, struggling to keep it from escaping. Which is why Mindy was here at the asian foods store, buying one. She was more than willing to donate money to this little experiment, but traveling out to one of the islands and digging for several hours, that was more than she could manage. She stood over the tank and looked in. These were living geoducks, sashimi grade. They could be eaten raw. But Mindy had
I Have A Question?
why does everyone get all pissed off when people are stupid? yes they are rude but it just shows how ignorant they are, so dont let it bother you cause thats what they want. just be you and talk and hang with cool people thats all you should want to do. but thats just me thinking and it might not get far but drama should just get squashed ok
I Have No Clue What Im Doing Lol
You scored as Black. You're heart is black. You are dead inside, possibly because of your past, you feel you have no emotions left and like you're just waiting to die. You find it hard to trust people and let them get close to you for fear of being hurt again. Never give up on yourself, there's always hope- no matter how bad things get.Black96%White96%Red86%Orange71%Purple68%Pink64%Green43%Yellow36%Blue36%~What colour is your heart?~created with You scored as Anal
Bbw Contest.....
I don't normally enter the contests on here because they seem too much focused on a body part... lol... However, this one intrigues me...and I would love for you to comment there as often as you like. The one with the most comments wins.... I would love to demonstrate that BBW can be very sexy, alluring, and beautiful... :D See bulletin for the how-to instructions... Voting and comments (all the comments I can get) can be done only until NOON on the 15th of November! Thanks, in advance!! Kat
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An Army grunt stands in the rain with a 35 lb. pack on his back, 15 lb. weapon in hand, after having marched 12 miles, and says, "This is the shit." An Army Airborne Ranger stands in the rain with a 45 lb. pack on his back, weapon in hand, after having jumped from an airplane and marched 18 miles, and says with a smile, "This is good shit!" A Marine lies in the mud, 55 lb. pack on his back, weapon in hand, after slogging up the beach, crawling through a swamp and marching 25 miles at night past the enemy positions, says with a grin, "This really is great shit." A NAVY SEAL, up to his nose in the stinking, bug-infested mud of a swamp with a 65 lb. pack on his back and a weapon in both hands, after jumping from an aircraft at high altitude, into the ocean, swimming 12 miles to the shore, killing several alligators to enter the swamp, then crawling 30 miles through the brush to assault an enemy camp, says, "I love this shit!" An Air Force officer sit
New Pics
I added some new pics to my profile. My camera broke and I screwed around getting a new camera.
Good Girls
Where have all the good girls gone? I want a WOMAN with some substance! who can hold her man down and vice versa. All i seem to attract is loud women who take, take, take! I wanna girl who can give damnit(spazzing out). I wish all the girls no WOMEN let themselves be known.
Would U ______ With Me?
If u would do 1 or more of these things to the person that posted this reply them back and tell them which ones! Then repost and see how many people want to ____ you!! 1. Date? 2. Kiss? 3. lick? 4. be friends? 5. hate? 6. love? 7. crush on? 8. stare at? 9. marry? 10. please? 11. tease? 12.go out with? 13. make-out? 14.cheat on? 15.sleep with? with? 17.laugh at? 18.understand? at? REPOST THIS IN 2 MINUTES AND SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE MESSAGE YOU BACK SAYING ONE OR MORE OF THESE TOPICS REPOST THIS SAYING Would u ______ with me?
YOU! HOT FACE in fire like waterfall heavens implosion Figure it lightly, im sorry included are twenty periods shussssh! like this: .................... this should be adequate. adequate enough to quench that guilt. right? lets ask the star! the rats that fly by in distant murals, the ones who flip and float heartily in the falsehood of midnight ah but you know there are some who had to love for a lifetime. hearts that beat for you furiously, thoes friendless and tired, choiceless and deranged. there are graves filled with unrequitted storytime. Always their hearts come unto me as ghosts black on white. As sheets burning in the twilight this is FARCE! Say he, into the empty apology. into the vagabond lettering displayed. So was it? ah, i love the silence of rhetorical query.
When I see days' running behind the scenes i feel like pee wees playhouse. like a panic attack again like fond memories of youngship that's: young friendship. Golden boyhood fleece... jason's envy. its riding your bike to the busy streets bunny hops, chipped teeth, and smiling at the sun like no one cared that it was giving my bare gums cancer. Its bare branches scraping against your window, though only @ midnight. its sometimes sitting in, raining on a hot day. sometimes its running through the rain sprinkles and between them. sometimes its burying your hamster in a pauper's grave. sometimes its like throwing a one man party under true pretenses. but mostly its Oh Dae Su. (one day at a time)
I'm Mad
My dearest Cherry Tap friend is being run off by some asshole who has been harrassing women on here. We need to show her love and get her to stay. She's done nothing but help a lot of people get where they are on this site. Including me! So please, tell her to stay!! The CT Queen@ CherryTAP
X-mas Party.. Single Ladies Only Application
OH yeah.. Being single is werid.. You forget stuff.. and sometimes you do things to get people off ya back.. ie.. fix u up.. lmao Anywho.. I signed the list.. I put a party of "2". I did it cuz putting 1 means all the people on 1st shift would mob me lol So, now i'm taking applications for the office party.. dec 2nd.. Don't be late.. dress accordingly.. ok.. If your serious.. and I talk to you on the phone.. cam is good too.. cuz.. I don't want to be used.. lol I'd get a hotel for u to stay in. Ok.. first.. 1. you must be single.. 2. you must be single and not in some limbo.. where i'm with u at the party talking and some guy jumps out the bushes.. 3. I need to know your "government name" ie the name momma and pops gave u. ok.. this means.. if your nickname is a car or a fruit.. i'm not calling u by that.. examples.. Lexus, peaches, applebottom, vette.. 4. I want a nice girl accompanning me .. so.. no hooch
Please Answer
Hit reply and answer all honestly.. How old do i look [] Early teens 13-15 [ ] Mid-teens 16-17 [ ] Late teens 18-19 [ ] Early twenties 20-23 [ ] Mid twenties 24-26 [ ] Late twenties 27-29 [ ] Early thirties 30-33 [ ] Mid thirties 34-36 [ ] Late thirties 37-39 How good do i look from 1-10 (1-ugly / 10-HoTT) [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 Would you rather.. [ ] Do me Or [ ] Date me Do I have pretty eyes? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you be sad if I moved? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you come visit me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Am I.. [ ] Okay [ ] Hott [ ] Sexy [ ] Cute Would you rather.. [ ] Makeout [ ] Cuddle [ ] Go out [ ] Fuck the daylights out of me would u ever tell me not to talk to u. [ ] YES OR [ ] NO Would u kiss me.. [ ] yes or [ ] no Would you give me your number? [ ] Yes [if yes leave it [ ] No [ ] You already have it Can you see us together? [ ]yes or [ ]no do you have fellings for me
Magical Cherry
My cherry is now magical. I am so excited. Anxious to see what kind of magincal tricks it can perform. Now those of you who really know me....know that I am having all kind of evil thoughts in my angelic brain. LMAO TaTa!
The Battle Within
I have a dream that haunts my days Itís the cold that crawls my spine It holds me close and makes me shake So that I fear the fall of night What can I do, please, what can I do? When Iím plagued by my subconscious With no control over the speed I move Inside my head I feel so nauseas Itís a battle within but I canít deal without The taste of rage thatís in my mouth Join me and weíll spit as one Or donít, and let me have all the fun The delirium sets in and makes me free From everything that Iím supposed to be And dream about old things again Unwillingly a victim of my mindís torment Again and again my face shows pain For there is a gun pointed at my face Iím on my knees begging for my soul And hoping that I leave this place whole The man speaks words loud and harsh Such things would break her heart If my mom saw what he said Both of us would have wound up dead But Iím alone and cowering before the man Until he says to me: ďShow your handsĒ Shaking
Well, I am welcoming myself to this wonderfull place. I was looking for a new myspace, to get away from the immature teenie boppers, and I just found my new site.
Contest Now Open!
The contest is now open...only RATINGS count. It ends on Sunday November 19th...please repost the bulletins and vote for your fave. Vamp
Gonna Go...
Gonna go take a bubble bath, and catch up on my reading..So I'll be back on here later. Dont forget to rate my pictures if you haven't already. I will be back showing the love tonight. Me
I Thought I'd Died
The shadows crept around me, As the lights were growing dim. The door creaked ever so slowly. Suddenly, this air seemed so thin. Then tenderly, mist rolled over night As the black had, over day. This world, so fresh and in my hand, As though in a dream, I say; "I see the clouds above my fore, I see the daylight kiss the brow, I feel all sense of being leave, As if all the past were living now." Another finger touched my soul, The owner's heart lay beating there. The one, whom I had never known Had reached me, for to take a share. In that short moment I'd discovered A truthfulness to all mankind, For once I'd known that 'something else', For those few moments I'd died.
No Pain
As I sit here at my desk, I can feel my heart begin to break, As the rain begins to fall, As my body begins to shake. The mist forms in my eyes, As the blood slowly hits the floor, The wetness on the grass, The slick redness of my life splattered on the drawers. My heart begins to slow, The hail has just begun to form, The gun drops from my hands, I know this will be my last storm. Slowly my mind starts to travel, Back to the happy days of my life, I can feel the wind has begun to pick up, The pain becoming a sharp knife. Like the ticking of my clock, My pulse begins to slow, The rain seems to be coming down faster, In the distance I can hear the sound of a crow. The bullet is still warm, As my desk light begins to fade, The leaves are falling from the trees, But I can see the animals are not afraid. My eyes slowly being to close, I can see a rabbit hiding from the rain, No blood I have left, Forever I will feel no pain.
Just Like It...
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Death Is A Passion
Your thorns grasp deeper... Permeate my head. Where my body lies. There is no bed. You've crowned me king. My ace of spades. Your the devils due.. When the bills are paid. Your sharpened talons, Painted bloodlet red. Your scathing breath... Bores through my head. If this is life... I'd be better off dead. Of a twisted hook... Buried in my loins. Making me wish, I was never borne. Your knarled teeth... Via my jugular vein. I close my eyes Yet in vast distain. I concede the fact, Soon I'll feel no pain. You sap me dry. In soul and keep. My mind in awry. In mental deplete. I lie in prone. In disheveled defeat. By time you read this. My ink is dry. Life as I knew it. Has passed on by. Sometimes I wish, I was made of stone... Just scatter my ash, Of char and bone. In the end ... Be no wind nor tide. A piece of paper, Of final confide. A silenced storm. As I pass on by. Of grasses of brown... And mountains of clay. Of silenced s
If Your A Fan Of R&b Check This Guy Out..great Music :)
This guy is up and commin everyone :) good music and he is on my friends list ..feel free to add his music to your page..if you want the code just hit me up ...add him too :) Add this music player and/or SMOKE E. DIGGLERA as a friend!
He who will not reason, is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not, is a slave.Sir William DrummondAcademical Question (end of preface)
Today And Tommorrow
I found out today that my love monoxide child will be here tommorrow.Im so happy he is coming but a little nervous.I am also one proud mom today.My son made the honor roll.YAY Nick!So yeah thats it.
For Animal Lovers Only
PET RULES To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height. Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king-sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end t
New Names For Old Songs
It was fun being a baby boomer...'till now. Some of the artists of the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include: 1. Herman's Hermits -- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker 2. The Bee Gees -- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip (Still in Falsetto) 3. Bobby Darin -- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash 4. Ringo Starr -- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends 5. Roberta Flack -- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face 6. Johnny Nash -- I Can't See Clearly Now 7. Paul Simon -- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver 8. Commodores -- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom 9. Marvin Gaye -- Heard it Through the Grape Nuts 10. Procol Harem -- A Whiter Shade of Hair 11. Leo Sayer -- You Make Me Feel Like Napping 12. The Temptations -- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone 13. Abba -- Denture Queen 14. Tony Orlando -- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me
Thought It Was Good...
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ugh i'm bored and its driving me crazy and my ears are killing me and i feel like crap -sighs- my concert is today and its pose to ran.. i'll probly have to stand out in the ran just great knowing my ears are infected grrrr... my meds make me feel like shit and very sleepy..
All The Sexy Women Need To Read This!!!
hey there i got some new pics on here and i hope that everyone will have a good look at them
We'll Make Our Own Love Song
WE'LL MAKE OUR OWN LOVE SONG By Robin D. VandeZande (Bower) (1988) Copyright PAu 2-336-252 I just heard a love song on the radio I thought of you And of all the words you say in my ear so low And of all the crazy things you do Everything between us is oh so right Nothing could ever go wrong And before we go to sleep tonight We'll make our own love song I just saw two lovers hand in hand I thought of you and I When just last night we made love in the sand And let our spirits fly into the night I was so high on your love Everything between is is oh so right Nothing could ever go wrong And before we go to sleep tonight We'll sing our own love song I watched a love show on T.V. I thought of us And of how our world will always be Filled with love and trust Everything between us is oh so right Nothing will ever go wrong And before we go to sleep each night We'll sing our own love song.
Making A Choice
I'd rather change my mind and succeed! Then have my own way... and fail.
Non Existent
i travel down the road non existent to the passing travlers they make me feel empty nothing left why i try to please to shine my best nothing emptiness once again wishing to die it isnt a sin its self healing i wish i wasnt wasnt lonely for once in my life i wish i wasnt non existent
Ok it has come to my attention that some people feel I have beena cting like an ass lately. I am human. I say and do things that may seem different to others, or maybe even come off as mean, or rude. I don't know why I do half the things I do, but they all make up who I am. I have had a lot on my mind lately this is true, I don't even know how to talk about half of it, but I take it one day at a time. so with that being said if I say something to you that might come off as well un-Steve like, try to bare with me, maybe try to talk to me about it. I am usually an atleast decent guy. I have a temper that flares sometimes, some would say over silly things, but I can't change that, blame my parents or something. I am a stubborn guy, when I have my mind set on something I do it and noone can change that. Again blame my parents, I got it from them both. Bottom line is I am who I am love me or hate me I am here to stay. Any questions or concerns can be addressed to me and I shall return your
A Soldier's Christmas
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold a nd the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty year
I'm Tired.
I'm tired of being the girl everyone looks to for sunshine. I'm not that girl. So stop treating me like such. I'm tired of pretending to be so goddamned happy all the time when it's quite obvious I'm not. I'm tired of being everyone's jokester girl. Make yourself laugh. I'm tired of being overrated. I'm tired of being a substitute. I'm tired of not being able to funtion like a normal fucking person. I'm tired of doctor's. I'm tired of people expecting more out of me than I can give. I'm tired of over analyizing every fucking thing. I'm tired of being the good girl. I'm tired of being the bad girl. I'm tired of people judging me. I'm tired of being disappointed. I'm tired of being labeled. I'm tired of never being good enough. I'm tired of always being the one there. Can't I have a fucking problem once in a while? I'm tired of everything. I just want to bury myself again and become oblivious to everything like I was before.
Seems This Nice Little Bulletin Is Going Around Lc...if You Read Nothing Else, Please Read The Part I Added....
Death, departure, walk away, walk out Should I or should I not pout Family and friends Lovers and one-night stands I have loved, lost and lived How do I trust, how do I love again I should move on, it's all in my past But my pain remains, continues and lasts This pain lingers in my heart, mind and soul Damn it - why is this world so cold How can I have faith in God and family When people I love are taken from me Where can I find true and loyal friends I'm sick of the lies, fights and revenge Hurt continuously, hurt at a young age How do I love again with all of my rage How do I get past all of this, show me a sign So I can leave my sadness, pain and crying behind
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Tip Of The Day
Here is a little trick for those that don't know how to find mp3 files on google. Enter the following into the search field and put the artist or song you are looking for in the parenthesis try it and you will see. intitle:index.of mp3 "put what you are looking for here" This is the simplified version, it works but not all indexes are active. piratefrog
Once Upon A Time
Random thoughts........Once upon a time................................. Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess................................. Isn't that how all the fairytales start? It is said that happily ever after will come for everyone. I use to believe that. I use to think that it would for me. Unfortunately that is not always the case. Sometimes you wait and it never shows. I find that in my solitude is where I think the best. I am able to sort my thoughts and separate my dreams from reality. You see I am a dreamer or at one point I was. Maybe not so much now. I always had things that I desired more than God himself. My step-mother use to tell me that I was a fool to dream and desire certain things. Now I am seeing that she was right. I just wish that I could have seen this a couple of years back so I could have guarded myself from being hurt. Several things have hit me all at once tonight and to be quite honest I am not sure how to deal with them. So of course I es
Read Me
hi all i would love it if you came and chatted to me i love talkin please
Become A Pornstar??
I was thinking about being a porn* and I have half my friends saying its okay and the other half saying its not........just wondering what y'all think?
Now To Wait 2 Yrs
yep i passed my safety certificate test, and now have another 2 yrs grace before i have to do it again. Not as hard as I thought but not exactly easy either. For some reason i was dreading the pratical, yet i cross the tracks everyday. Still its nice to be shown that you are not doing it wrong. Anyway finally got around to getting a mains lead so I cahnge the us one on the psp, saves me pulling the cord out on the cable box and charging the battery. got a few other bits while i was in there, damn forgot what stuff they have lol Now i have to get started on some coding LOL
Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began? Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night. The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn. As the story goes, the farmer's daughter asked her father, "Who is that man going into the barn?" "That fellow traveling through," said the farmer. "needs a place to stay for the night, so, I told him he could sleep in the barn." The daughter said, "Perhaps he is hungry." So she prepared him a plate of food for him and then took it out to the barn. About an hour later, the daughter returned. Her clothing disheveled and straw in her hair, Straight up to bed she went. The farmer's wife was very observant. She then suggested that perhaps the man was thirsty. So she fetched a bottle of wine, took it out to the barn, and she too did not re
To My Friend
Time will slowly heal The pain, which is now so sharp And will fill with sweetest memories that hole left in your heart Think of the one you miss Think loving thoughts and smile And know that you see her again Though it may be a while In Gods Word find your confort It's as if he holds your hand And know that when in Heaven You are reunited You will understand For althought it may be painful To miss her as you do Let the knowledge that she is with the Father Bring and confort to you Thena
My Quick And Dirty Salute Tutorial
Since my Sticky is gone lets Continue here!! OK all u happy people this is Immortals quick and dirty salute tutorial! GET A Pen!! Get Paper or USE UR SKIN... Like This: WRITE Your ID AND NAME TAKE A PHOTO OF IT with YOU in it holding up ur paper or hand.... You can Also take a Pic of yourself with your monitor but this is a difficult feat in itself as I will show ya! So ALL that BS and this one gets Approved Upload it and then flag as a salute You will see the option below the name of the folder. Click Flag photo as a salute. You will then see a red SALUTE near each picture. Choose the one that is your salute and submit! WAIT for approval... voila.... TY Signed... Cranky Princess who doesnt have salute tattoed on her forehead :P
Johnny Bear
This is one of my adopted kids...I've known John for over a year. He's a good kid that loves da Mama~LOL~ He is a wonderful person, funny as hell and very confident in who he is. I am lucky to have him calling me mom and hope I never lose him. Miss ya terribly sonny boy!! JonnyBear@ CherryTAP
Yeah so Suddenly im just not in the mood.
What Hurts The Most
sitting her on the sofa you asleep on my chest watching you dream smiling so brightly trying to put the happiness away trying to understand what we must do holding you tight holding on for now wishing this could change for we both love each other so knowing when morning comes will be last we will see each other again pain comes and pain goes memories stay with us warming us driving us insane for love is so twisted so strange when the future turns black an it all falls away
This is my Buddy Gerit. He is Leighs cousin and one of my sweethearts. I've known him about 6 months in real time. He's been good to me and good with me~grinz~ ~LMAO~ He, as all my friends, is adoreable, funny, sensitive while still believing he's gods gift to women~giggles and ducks~ But I know his heart and am lucky enough to be a friend in it. I just love him to death!! And once again, proof of how lucky I am when it comes to my choice in friends. geminianmonkey@ CherryTAP With Leighs beautiful voice singing this song...I torchured Gerit with our first slow dance as he realized I suck at following...~LMAO~ Love ya bunches Gerit!
Meaning of love?!? Well let's see when you love someone you do show them you want to be with them!!You don't just let them walk out of your life.You do everything you can to be with that person!I just had the guy that I love tell me to grow up cause he can't prove that he wants me with him.He says he wanted me there.But when it was time for me to go be with him I got scared of getting hurt again by this man.So yea he was right I did get cold feet.But I also did want to talk about the problems instead of fighting once again.But he just proved to me that I made the right choice!I'll always love him.And I hate to tell him but I am more mature than he thinks.He's still a kid at heart and that was one of the things I loved about him is he used to be able to make me laugh.I ended my relationship of 4 years not once but twice to be with this guy.And the guy I left twice never had a problem with proving to me he loves me.To this day he still tries to get me back and is always proving he loves
Hey I'm back and yea I'm stressed just not having a good day at all was until after school, Scotty is taking crap out on me that wasn't even my fault and he expects me to be all lovey to him now well not while I'm upset at him I mean I go out of my way to help him and he takes his crap out on me its not my fault by I try to help him still because I love him a lot. Then mom is treating Heaven like she's a little angel as always and it alwasy makes me fell bad but she never cares she went out and bought Heaven another hamster when she already has 2 and when my hamster died she didn't want to get me another one but yet she can get Heaven another one. I'm just so sick of the faveorite game I cant wait wait to get out of here and mom said the same thing so I know she'll be happy when I leave well I'm going to go for now but I'll write back later p.s. sry I haven't wrote back sooner.
My Sexy Cherry
SexySluTTJoi@ CherryTAP this is one sexy cherry here (see the link) and I'm hopin that soon Woody and I will be able to say that she's our Sexy Cherry...things are going great so far...but it's just been a cpl of weeks since we met. Crossin my fingers!!! Well, looks like things didn't...for now anyway. Who knows what the future holds...for now I'll just cry and keep to myself.
Hey Manson Lovers
who thinks marilyn manson is sexy? I cant possibally be the only manson love on here.
Ok My 120 Friends!
EDIT New site design rolls out at 10pm est (10 minutes) for!EDIT Alright my 120 friends! I am in the middle of a MODEL drive for I need some lovely ladies interested in being models. They do NOT have to be naked! We have full nude, full nude/no face, and full face/bikini/skimpy/tease. So if you know a lovely lady willing to take some pix and get some money with! Send her my way or send her on over to PLEASE I NEED YOU GUYS! SO as some incentive for helping me... I'll take 5 new pix for every model and you guys find that is SERIOUSLY interested in being a cherryspacegirl. Keep in mind cherryspacegirls do NOT have to be gorgeous stick figure blonde (tho those are great as well lol) we are really looking for ordinary beauties, onces you might find on your myspace or cherryap friends list! So theres you incentive! 5 new pix for every model I get! Also, guys feel free to stop by and get on our mai
Rewording And Adding To The Privacy Issue
Ok maybe i need to reword this a little.. those with kids and major jobs need to be private.. i am not saying those should be open for all to see.. the main thing i am saying is that say you don't have kids or talk about your kids.. and all you do is just vent about the life you have now whether it be with your signifigant other or just everyday things that may or may not make you mad, upset, happy... stuff like that. I just don't see the purpose for hiding behind a profile unless you are under age or the other above mentioned things... Why hide yourself and have the profile and not let people view it to see if they wanted to talk with you or if they may have things in common with you... its not that i am saying for everyone to not talk.. or not hide their profile.. its just when you go surfing profiles and you come across one that is set to private though that person may be in your area doesn't it just make you wonder.. what they might be hiding that they have it set to priv
What A Kiss Means
what a kiss means +kiss on the stomach = Im ready +Kiss on the Forehead ="i hope we're together forever" +Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything +Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" +Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" +Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together" +Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" +Kiss on the Lips = I like you" What the gesture means... +Holding Hands = "we definitely like each other" +Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" +Holding on tight = "i don't want to let go" +Looking into each other's Eyes = "i just plain like you" +Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" +Arms around the Waist = "I like you too much to let go" +Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" --Advice-- + Dont ask for a kiss, take one. +If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. SWEET GA PEACH POSTED THIS
Brandon ~wyte Boi~
Even though this lil man is 18 and like a son to the last three years, he has also become one of my very best friends. HE's a good guy with a great heart and more mature than the usual 18 year old. He's the one responsible for the pics of me in my bathing suit. Haha Brandon I didn't post them all~LOL~ He knows how to make me laugh when I'm down and we talk about EVERYTHING! He's honest, trustworthy, loyal, creative,and kind hearted. If you want someone young and awsome friend go get him!! Wyte_Boi@ CherryTAP Since Brandon got to know me so well...this song became a joke as I tend to be well...a bit naughty now and Brandon said this was my song!!~LMAO~

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