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My Pics
ass u know i put some pics in a just for fam.. alblum people were having trouble anyways veiwng because of my setting so i had to cause the people that i have join that i chat with seem to see them cant see so i did not cause i dont want u to but just ask me and ill let u know... dont be mad if there a no
fo realz cuz you were truly bulletproof never touched by any shell in the heat of battle you know, and you know how it is your prodigy here aint gettin tapped by nuttin either you know how it is cuz. i do what i do. aint no poppin off at the lip like Slash you know. love you cuz im yo nephew fo life you know its all good. im livin life for you all you been there for me since the beginning ill be there for you even farher...much luv cuz see you when i go to heaven...
Just Dis-pond-dent!
Its raining, windy, cold! Im already missing the warm days of summer. Rideing my bike, gals in shorts, fishing, gals in shorts, camping,cookouts, horseshoes and beer! Did I mention gals in shorts? lol
Yay Another Halloween Story
It was dark, and eerie night. The wind was blowing in heavy gusts. In the distance you could hear thunder rolling over the hills. The moon had a blue haze over it, but the sky was black, and looked like it was getting ready to open and pour rain every where. She has been driving a long time, and she was getting tried, hungry, and in need of a bath. For the last hour the car has been acting funny, and now the last few miles the car started spitting, and sputtering. She looked out the window, hoping to see a house with lights on. Just as she thought she spotted one in the distance the car dead. She let it roll till it stop. She pushed open the door, and step out. The wind was whipping her hair into her face, as she pushed it out of her face, and looked around. She saw a dim light threw the trees. Thinking there must be a driveway up the road a little bit. Grabbing her overnight bag, and purse she set off down the road to find it. It was hard walking in this, and she could have
6lue Magic
You ment so much to me you have no idea i love you bro...... you kept me alive when i need it you know you always told me that i was goin to be sumpin big that i was going to be our future....i didnt know it was going to be like this when it began... i thought we were all going to grow up and chill every once in a while like the old times... you know kickin it near the ramp chillin... not on look out for enemies you know... you tought me everything i know...I stay alive through drama cuz i know the dos and donts of the street... aint no bitch nicca throwing me off my stroll... but talkin shit for no reason aint me... I live and i get mines get my money... but i do it right... love you cuz hit me up when i come up to see you when my times up
My Band!!!
I have to come clean with you all. I am here to make new friends and to HELP MY BAND IF I CAN!!! I hope that none of you are pissed that I whore my band on here and that you will take it for what it is. I wall talk to anyony who wants to talk to me at anytime that I am on!! I love all the people that have commented on my pics and page. Please feel free to chat with me anytime. I love all of you!!! BASS BETTIE
More Naked People...i'm So Lucky! :)
Double dose of Figure Drawing this week...I'm going to Lee's section she teaches tonight, to make up my missed class w/ Deb. So let's see people...three hours of my regular Figure class, three hours of the figure in Painting, and three hours tonight of more Figure Drawing class. Yay 9 hours this week of naked people! You know y'all are jealous. Edit: Negative on the naked people tonight :*( I thought Lee's class was three hours earlier than it is...BUT Nick's going to have naked people for his drawing class Wednesday morning after break, I get naked people at 8 in the morning! Yay!
Where's Ur Job?
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Opening Entry..
5-50 Raised me, kept me alive when i was young i will love them forever. I love you all you here me all of you! i live my life now because of you and i live it for you and myself! Blue Magic, Black Magic, Saphire, Camorain, Gem, C Clips, Slash, all of the rest of the crew i love you all! I'll see you all in heaven some day i hope your doing good.....see you all when my time comes...
Repeat Blog.....
Hey peeps! Just wanted to let everyone know that I have been looking for a place to rent the last couple months or so. Soooo sorry I haven't left many messages or showed much love. :(...But I really do love all my friends and fans...ALOT! You guys rock! ;) Anyway, I won't have internet access for a while..gonna try to get it as soon as I can! But I haven't found anything as of yet :( I do have a voice message box on my profile for you to leave me a message! I would love to hear from anyone and everyone! So, leave me a message! *giggles* I also have text messaging on my mobile phone, so if anyone would like the number, let me know. I would love to keep in touch, as I have no idea how long I will be gone... Just don't forget about me! :P Love you all! *hugs-n-kisses* -Jeanne
Dreams Take a little time from your busy schedule to enjoy the changing season. Take time to reflect on where you are going in life, and what you what to accomplish. A very wise man once said "You don't need to be doing something every moment". Great ideas come out of what others may call "Daydreaming" . So sit back, relax, and enjoy the peaceful Fall scene and perhaps a great idea will be born!
To My Friends..!!
You scored as You have the Gift of Wisdom. You have had the gift of Wisdom bestoyed upon you. You know how things work, and usually don't know where your knowledge comes from. The same applies to other things that you "just know". People come to you for advice because you are almost always right. Have patience with yourself and don't over do everything.You have the Gift of Wisdom100%You have the Gift of Empathy81%You have the Gift of a Seer75%You sadly do not recognize your gift yet75%You have the Gift of Discernment75%You have the Gift of Perception/Aura Vision56%What is your gift?(PICS)created with
This Is Really Cool
misty_angel_8615@ CherryTAP
EASY DIFFICULT Easy is to judge the mistakes of others Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes Easy is to talk without thinking Difficult is to refrain the tongue Easy is to hurt someone who loves us. Difficult is to heal the wound... Easy is to forgive others Difficult is to ask for forgiveness Easy is to set rules. Difficult is to follow them.. Easy is to dream every night. Difficult is to fight for a dream... Easy is to show victory. Difficult is to assume defeat with dignity... Easy is to admire a full moon. Difficult to see the other side... Easy is to stumble with a stone. Difficult is to get up... Easy is to enjoy life every day. Difficult to give its real value... Easy is to promise something to someone. Difficult is to fulfill that promise... Easy is to say we love. Difficult is to show it every day... Easy is to criticize others. Difficult is to improve oneself... Easy is to
Hugs Ya !!
How Dirty Is Your Mind?
You scored as Complete Filth. You are flithy! You see sublimal messages everywhere... and you're always willing for some *ahem* fun. You can get "creative" with it too. You need serious counseling. Click Here, cus you need helpNot so clean90%Complete Filth90%Pedofile50%Pure and Innocent30%How dirty is your mind?created with
Please! Go Show This Very Nice Lady Luv!
Please! Go show this Very Nice Lady Luv! She is a very dear friend of mine. She needs a little Luv to levelup. Only 850, So come help me help this Cherry level. MRS.BABYCAKES@ CherryTAP
Are You Bisexual, Straight, Gay/lesbian?
You scored as Bisexual. Bisexual100%Lesbian80%Gay60%Straight50%Are you Bisexual, Straight, gay/lesbian?created with
I Miss You
I Missed You Today I thought about you and I realized something. I felt like a part of me was missing, and I discovered it was you. We're so comfortable around each other, and we don't have to think about what we say, or how we say it. I missed that today. I missed you. I thought of the times when we kicked back, shared our dreams, our hopes, and plans ~ and you really listened. I missed that today. I missed you. Remembering your smile, and how you made me smile ~ created a smile. I love how being just who we are is enough. I missed that today. I missed you. And so, as you go through your busy day, and I go through mine, please know that you often cross my mind, and I missed you today. I missed you.
Please Do This
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What Is Your Sexual Style?
You scored as Hot. You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you.Soft100%Hot100%Violent88%Wet75%Sweet75%Exciting75%Awkward63%Shy25%What is your sexual style?created with
Take The Color Test!
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I've Learned
I have learned many lessons in my life. It seems as if those lessons where hard earned. Some of those lessons were self-taught by the countless mistakes I have made through my life. Some lessons were taught by those who loved me and guided me. Some lessons were even imparted on me by those who would have just as soon seen me destroyed in one way or another. To all of this I am grateful. I have learned that depression is when the heart hurts but despair is when the soul hurts. I have learned that nothing stays bad forever, things get better or they pass. I have learned that you cannot worry about the things you cannot change and you do not need to worry about the things you can. I have learned that you do not have to let things happen to you but you can make things happen. I have learned that a person is not who they say they are but who they show they are. I have learned all of this and more and I am thankful. I am most thankful for all the people that are in my life a
To All
Men strike back! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
A Different Christmas Poem
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, so
Being Transgendered
BEING TRANSGENDERED Being trans is a state of mind Being Trans is a state of body From the wonderful Cross dressers To the pre op girl or to the post ops sister or brother. For we are many we are varied in who we are Some of us are models some of us are firemen police officers soldiers doctors lawyers teachers some own a business some are actors some are scientists and some of us work that oldest of professions yes you know the one. We have many wonderful names that we are called sometimes used as insults SHEMALE TRANNY AND LADYBOY Come to mind For we are here we are there we are everywhere Ah you scratch your head I see brothers you are asking? Yes to be Trans includes women who wish to become male! they are few but they are here to, so you see to be Trans is a state of mind as well as body
A Few Pics!
Hello there lovlies! I put up a handful of new pics, so if you have some time go check them out and leave some comments.....afer all i just love comments!! Hope everyone has an awesome weekend! Have fun, and have a drink on me whooo rah!
Search For Love..
We all want love.., we may say we are casual and just looking for friends, etc, but deep inside we yearn for that love that last a lifetime and caresses every part of our being.., Kahlil Gibran writes that when love beckons to you..., to answer.., even tho the sword hidin within its pinions may pierce your soul.., that love can shake you to your very foundation but also touch you to your most tender leaves.., Most relationships can be summed up in two areas.., hope and desire..., through all of lifes challenges and joys I still hope for lasting love.., someone to stand by my side through thick and thin..., and that special cowgirl that melts my heart everytime I see her... What I desire is true intimacy of mind, body and spirit.., having tasted of it I know it exists, and I won't settle for less... What I dont understand is that when a woman meets a man they say they want, (kind, mature, sexy, handsome, fun, but gentle and expressive) they often dont go for the chance to lov
lets see i hate life and i hate people. . .most people just wanna get wit ya to get in ur pants and frankly i aint about that shit. . .sex is kool but its not a game. . .i hate people who think it is!!
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Average Body Dimensions Male Female Height 5'9" (1.77 meters) 5'3.5" (1.65 meters) Weight 172 lbs. 143 lbs. Chest 37-39" (98-102 cm.) 35.9" (91.2 cm.)* Waist 31-34" (80-87 cm.) 29" (72 cm.) Thigh 21" (54 cm.) 22-24" (56-61 cm.) Hips 36" (92 cm.) 39" (100 cm.) * see Average Bust Size Average Penis Size Almost 88% of all men fall between 5-7 inches when erect, and when relaxed the majority (again, 90%) fall within 3 to 5 inches. Recently (well, in 1988) Paul L. Jamison and Paul H. Gebhard subjected the Kinsey data to an intense statistical analysis, ironing out certain anomalies, correcting subject bias and measurement error with various mathematical operations we need not go into here. Their results (shown below) were published in the Journal for Sex Research (vol. 24, pp. 177-183). Mean Standard Deviation Flaccid penis length (in.) 3.89 0.73 Erect penis length (in.) 6.21 0.77 Flaccid penis circumference (in.) 3.75 0.
Libra You are so popular, you have your choice of hotties. You can easily charm anyone of your choosing, and you often come home with someone you picked up at the bar. Despite your forward and extraverted nature, you are usually submissive in bed. You like your partner to take the lead and show you all of their little secrets. Sex matches: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius Take this quiz at
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Turn Off
Ok maybe it's just me but when I am searching for people to become friends w/ on here....I go right past the pictures of people showing off their "goodies" Why would you put yourself on a low level like that? Do u really think that is the only way people are going to give you cherry points...GET REAL! Save the undressing for your bedroom or the strip club LOL Most of the half naked pics of the people probably aren't really even what seems to look like a nice set of double D's (some people on my list do have cleavage pics, but its tasteful...not 1/2 nips showing) and a size 32 waist is really probably a big ol' beer belly (nuttin wrong w/ that) bald headed, ball scratching dude! Have fun & REALLY be yourself!
Seven Deadly Sins
table style="width: 400px; background-color: #000000; border: 1px solid #110000;" cellspacing="1">Greed:High  Gluttony:High  Wrath:Very High  Sloth:High  Envy:Low
Here I Set.......
Here I set broken hearted, I thought I had more then a friend, but now I know It was just a fantasy.Courtesy of
A Good Thing
you know the one good thing bout all this is now I have something to hate cause kira was a bitch bout all this and I'm not gonna miss her as much.I'm goin to miss her somewhat but not as much as ashley cause she was at least nice bout breakin up w/ me. there are mos def goin to be some times where I'll miss kira so damn much but I'm NEVER goin to take her back,especially after all the pain she's caused but atleast I've already suffered so it doesn't hurt as bad now.I'm more pissed off at her then sad now.I'm just gonna move on and get a new gf,somebody I can love and spend time w/ that's not as fucked up as kira relationship wise and won't fuck me over.
Pregant Spears Pic
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I Wanna Win! Lol
To All
Average Body Dimensions Male Female Height 5'9" (1.77 meters) 5'3.5" (1.65 meters) Weight 172 lbs. 143 lbs. Chest 37-39" (98-102 cm.) 35.9" (91.2 cm.)* Waist 31-34" (80-87 cm.) 29" (72 cm.) Thigh 21" (54 cm.) 22-24" (56-61 cm.) Hips 36" (92 cm.) 39" (100 cm.) * see Average Bust Size Average Penis Size Almost 88% of all men fall between 5-7 inches when erect, and when relaxed the majority (again, 90%) fall within 3 to 5 inches. Recently (well, in 1988) Paul L. Jamison and Paul H. Gebhard subjected the Kinsey data to an intense statistical analysis, ironing out certain anomalies, correcting subject bias and measurement error with various mathematical operations we need not go into here. Their results (shown below) were published in the Journal for Sex Research (vol. 24, pp. 177-183). Mean Standard Deviation Flaccid penis length (in.) 3.89 0.73 Erect penis length (in.) 6.21 0.77 Flaccid
Bob Sagget!!!!
Sexy Smile?
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How To Write A Poem
If you need a poem and don't know where to start. Just put your pencil to the page and write whats in your heart.
For Love
A Burning Touch Of Love My love, Are you still mine? Cause there many… Fantasies thoughts Going through my head, As all I do is think of you… As I`ve hungered, For your loving burning touch, As I need your love so badly, Now till the end of time, I am waiting for you with open arms To embrace you with wings of love, To hold you deep within my soul, To kiss you without control. Just being near you, And be able to behold your touch, Takes me to another dimension, But, time just moving so slowly, To feel the heat of your passions. I do want you to know… I will always love you, That you are all I have ever long for, And crave, and yearn… That you are the ANGEL of my dreams, The one I have search all my life, That every day, more and more, I`m falling deeply in love with you!
No Speakah De English
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them says the following: Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country . . .we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives . . . " "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."
Escape From The Herd
I learned a long time ago the difference between sadness and despair. Sadness is when the heart hurts and despair is when the soul hurts. I also learned that when a soul is in the pit of despair it is very important to have a release. One of the best forms of release is in words. Even when you do not utter your words into another’s ears, it is still very important to have them. It is important to write them down, to read them, to reread them, and to absorb what it is they mean to you. Only in such a way can we clear our mind and go on from where we are now to where we want to be. For centuries man has done this through poetry and philosophy. In this day and age we have lost our poets and philosophers. We have people that call themselves by those monikers but they are not being true to themselves. Poetry and philosophy should be for those that are doing the thinking, but we’ve turned commercial and only write and think what we assume others want to hear. There was a time w
Im Not Feeling So Good :(
i cant hear muh tummy making nices.... i cant hear i cant hear.. i dont want to hear.. let pretend i just had food. omg im getting dizzy now... i feel so tired... only 7pm and i want to go to bed for the day . i wanted to do that at 2pm alreadt.. my head is empty i have serious pain in muh tummy. muh head hurts. im dizzy, almosr faint from hunger and weakness :( tomorrow i will finally get food. damn this sounds horrible..its not as horrible as it sounds.. but tomorrow i get muh tummy some food finally.. and i will be going back home... home sweet home. wish i syaed there from the start.
Wife Sign
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Unloved (a Poem By Me Shortly After Me And Hubby Broke Up)
UNLOVED Like an unborn fetus who can't wait to be loved and held who feels pain, pain of knowing that the moment will never be true. like a lifeless fetus dying away knowing that the one you thought you loved gave you up. As you left me alone, I felt like that fetus. I want to live! I yearn for life! but without you, I just can't take this Strife. I'm like a dead bloody fetus rotting away in a stinch filled plastic bag with no ventialition, no life, no future. I have nothing-- I no longer exisit! Thats it! The END!
Strife Written In 2000
Careless I was once a little girl with lots of love in my heart. I was once a young woman with integritity and pride. what happened? what changed me from the inside. I didn't care about living anymore. I didn't care about life. all i wanted to do was die even if it meant more strife. I once heard of a boy who died huffing on a cigarette lighter.. hmm,this may work? I huffed and I huffed but nothing happened to me. yet i did die but i was too dumb to see what had taken control of me. I soon did more things,drinking,smoking,popping pills. it was all part of my plan to die you see and i was still trying.. even though really I was already dead or at least i might as well be. I was careless and I didn't care about life. Until i met the man of my dreams. The guy that fixed my broken wonds and gave me two reasons to live. for our love and for our son. So now everyday I struggle and i'm not going to be stupid and tell you I am clean because that I just may never be.
Women & Mens English
*WOMEN'S ENGLISH :* Yes..................................No No...................................Yes Maybe................................No We need..............................I want I am sorry...........................You'll be sorry We need to talk..................... You're in trouble Sure, go ahead...................... You better not Do what you want.....................You will pay for this later I am not upset.......................Of course I am pissed, you moron! You're certainly attentive tonight..... Is sex all you ever think about? *MEN'S ENGLISH :* I am hungry.............................. I am hungry I am sleepy.............................. I am sleepy I am tired............................... I am tired Nice dress............................... Nice tits! I love you................................Let's have sex now I am bored................................Do you want to have sex? May I have this dance?................... I'd like t
A Scared Father-to-be (i Wrote This Right After I Got Pregnant The Second Time)
a Scared Father to be My husband is scared of this pregnancy and i don't know why. We did it before and everything went fine. He loves his son with all his life. But with this child, I feel he doesn't love. Yes I know its early and i should just wait. But I can't seem to get him out of this state. He is sad, and he doesn't want to see That We created a life between the sheets. Maybe it wasn't planned or maybe it was, by me. But its still a life that I want to love Unselfishley. I just wished he felt the same way I warned him we were playing with fire with passionate love we made at least every other day. No matter how much i tell him everything will be okay. He is still Scared, and Angry at the mother to be. What can I do to make him love, like me so unselfishley?
Life Without Dakota ( I Wrote This In 2001 Before My Twins Came Along)
Life without Dakota Could i live without my son? No.. Could i part with him while his heart breaks in two? no I couldn't.. Would I go crazy if something was to happen to my precious baby boy? Yes and probably more. Would I start hating myself if I did something to hurt my son? YES I would...and probably would turn to alchol and drugs more so than ever before. My son has been my shinning star glowing in a dusky sky. When I thought life wasn't good enough to live on I looked to my son for his support. When I thought i couldn't make it another day I saw his smile and how strong he thinks his mommy is. When I thought of death.. He helped me think of life. When the world kept turning when i was in pain. He stood still and gave me a smile that melted it all away. When people look at me in judgement,I can look into my son who doesn't judge me or see me like that he sees the love in my eyes. When the world isn't going my way and he is cranky.. he still makes room for o
The Bannister Of Life! Lol!
The Banister of Life As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember ....... 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers Do More Than Lay People." 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. 3. The difference between the Pope and your boss...the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. 4. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone. 5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. 6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood. 7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. 8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house. 9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can. 10. A blonde said, "I Podcast 58 On welcomed pro surfer and kiteboarder Josh Mucloy as its special guest this Thursday, November 16,2006. Born, bred and currently residing in Santa Cruz, CA, Josh has been a pro surfer for the last 12 years whose image has graced practically every surfing magazine in the world. Sponsored by Flexifoil since 2004, He was one of the first pro surfers to see the potential of kiting in waves. Josh Mulcoy talks about the crossover from surfing to kitesurfing. Find out Josh's opinions re: SLE's versus C's, hooked/unhooked riding, strapped versus strapless, and more......
Revolving Doors
Dont you just hate being stuck behind people who go through these doors very slowly, i get very tempted to give it a bit more of a shove so they may end up missing the way out and have to go round again hahahaha am i bad?
A Dead Baby Lay Across The Hall (a True Story)
First SIDS Encounter at 9 years old I wake up to the sound of someone crying sounds like a child, banging on the door crying.. My mom answers, its our neighbor she says something's wrong with one of the twins, I Run across the hall to her apartment hoping that the lovable baby twins are okay... The room is dark and cold, a sick stinch of death fills the air, a still and idle child lay dead in a crib of slumber. a child similar a few feet over lays in her bed of slumber screaming. Everyone is crying, Ambulance comes to help in a helpless situation. I'm running late for school, My Mom is hugging the dead babes mom. Everyone is crying except for the Paramedics with a careless look on there face. They say it must of been SIDS. They scoop the dead baby up, So sweet and so innocent So pale and so blue, They place her in a little box and take her to the morgue. Everyone is crying. My Mom takes me to school late, Dead silence fills the car as she drives me to sc
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Cosmotic Surgery Or Creative Schizophrenia
Just posted a mumm on which two phrases I should use for the project. Cosmotic Surgery or Creative Schizophrenia which one do you like the best
So Cute
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Hey Loves.
♥ Morning/afternoon everyone ♥ I know im doing this later in the day, but i just havent gotten around to it. I actually slept last night. Which is a first, i havent done that in forever. Granted, i cried myself to sleep. But hey atleast i slept for like 5 hours. I miss my mom. Alot. I wish shed get a better and come home. Its wierd not having her here. Seeing her in the hospital is really hurting me. Well a lot of things are really hurting me but we wont get into that ♥ Icon of the day ♥ Happy birthday Caren. Ilu ♥ Everyone make sure they wish the birthday girl a happy birthday. birthday girl sporks **Rate my profile before adding me as a friend please! :)@ CherryTAP Ilu ♥ Shes awesome. So anyway my hands hurt, from commenting. My eyes hurt from i unno. My tummy hurts cause i have a bad feeling about something. I should probably eat something. Which i will soon. I gotta go grocery shopping, but i dont want to. M
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A Beautiful Thought
I really like this! >>> >> >>> >>>This is awsome!!! Try imagining this. >>> >>>> >>> >>>> >You are in your car driving home. Thoughts wander to >>> >>>> >the game you want to see or meal you want to eat, when >>> >>>> >suddenly a sound unlike any you've ever heard fills >>> >>>> >the air. >>> >>>> >The sound is high above you. >>> >>>> >A trumpet? >>> >>>> >A choir? >>> >>>> >A choir of trumpets? >>> >>>> >You don't know, but you want to know. >>> >>>> > >>> >>>> >So you pull over, get out of your car, and look up. As >>> >>>> >you do, you see you aren't the only curious one. The >>> >>>> >roadside has become a parking lot. Car doors are open, >>> >>>> >and people are staring at the sky. Shoppers are racing >>> >>>> >out of the grocery store. >>> >>>> >The Little League baseball game across the street has >>> >>>> >come to a halt. Players and parents are searching the >>> >>>> >clouds. And what they see, and what you see, has never >>> >>>> >before been seen. >>>
A Beautiful Thought
I really like this! >>> >> >>> >>>This is awsome!!! Try imagining this. >>> >>>> >>> >>>> >You are in your car driving home. Thoughts wander to >>> >>>> >the game you want to see or meal you want to eat, when >>> >>>> >suddenly a sound unlike any you've ever heard fills >>> >>>> >the air. >>> >>>> >The sound is high above you. >>> >>>> >A trumpet? >>> >>>> >A choir? >>> >>>> >A choir of trumpets? >>> >>>> >You don't know, but you want to know. >>> >>>> > >>> >>>> >So you pull over, get out of your car, and look up. As >>> >>>> >you do, you see you aren't the only curious one. The >>> >>>> >roadside has become a parking lot. Car doors are open, >>> >>>> >and people are staring at the sky. Shoppers are racing >>> >>>> >out of the grocery store. >>> >>>> >The Little League baseball game across the street has >>> >>>> >come to a halt. Players and parents are searching the >>> >>>> >clouds. And what they see, and what you see, has never >>> >>>> >before been seen. >>>
My Great Friend
I want to tell you about angel.She was 4 years old never had children of her own.She weighted about 20 pounds,had long hair it was black and white. She would shed alot.Yes she was a cat,but she was my friend. She was my alarm clock for work.When it was time to get up,she would be bumping your head with hers till you got up.I truly got very sick around feburary.the doctors told me I had cancer.It was very hard to deal with it,but my friend was by my side.I had major surgey to take out the cancer.but they couldnt say they got it all.The children said that she would cry by the door every night that I was at the hospital.Then when I came home she never left my side.She would sleep when I did on my bed.And meow at me if she thought it was time to go to bed.She has been my friend threw sickness and health,threw good and bad times. boyfriends have come and go,but my friend never left my side.every one loved her.and she loved everyone. But on aug 19,2006 .She was t
True Friends
REAL FRIEND ! A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself (and doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your 'beer/Pepsi drawer' with her foot!) A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.. A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book. A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean. A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call. A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems. A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it. A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. A
Crabby Old Man (great Poem)
Crabby Old Man When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a small hospital near Tampa, Florida, it was believed that he had nothing left of any value. Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions, they found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital. One nurse took her copy to Missouri. The old man's sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the Christmas edition of the News Magazine of the St. Louis Association for Mental Health. A slide presentation has also been made based on his simple, but eloquent, poem. And this little old man, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the author of this "anonymous" poem winging across the Internet. Crabby Old Man What do you see nurses? ........What do you see? What are you thinking......when you're looking at me? A crabby old man, .....not very wise, Uncertain of habit ........with faraway eyes?
It's deployment time again here. The time when I find out just how weak or strong I am. The time when I question all I believe in. Last night was another one of those times. An EOD group from Ft. Carson spent Tuesday night here. They were hooking up with another EOD group from Ft. Stewart to all fly to Iraq together. Usually on deployments we don't get to spend much one on one time with soldiers. It's very hectic and they are in and out in less than two hours. We really don't get to talk and socialize much. But because the group from Ft. Carson had already done all the "official" stuff, like briefings etc. they were free to roam around and do whatever. This gave us four hours to talk to them. In this four hours one soldier and I became what I hope to be life long friends. He is the assistant to the Chaplain and it was his first deployment. I think his nerves had the best of him because for those four hours he was my shadow. Wherever I went he went..whatever I did he did. Including hel
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I wandered right into your trap of deception. Consumed by false hopes, and dreams. Ive woken up now. I know where i stand. I know what is and isnt important anymore. Dont even try to say anything cause it isnt going to do you no good. You had your chance to prove yourself. Making up excuses and trying to justify the way you treat those who care about you with lies. Not no more. Im no longer your puppet.
What woman want in a Man? [ Well with age things change and same do these preferences ] What Women Want in a Man, Original List (age 22) 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises 10. An imaginative, romantic lover ============ ========= ========= ======== What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32) 1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head) 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner 4. Listens more than talks 5. Laughs at my jokes 6. Carries bags of groceries with ease 7. Owns at least one tie 8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal 9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries 10. Seeks romance at least once a week ============ ========= ========= ======== What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42) 1. Not too ugly (bald head OK) 2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car 3. Works
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The Clowns Are Wrestling In Philly!
come check this out. I wish I could make it to this but I have my son. This should kick ass.
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This Pretty Much Says It All
How do I break it to my heart that it’s gotta get over you How do I learn to live apart from the one I gave my life to. Well right here, right now, better turn me inside out so I can just move on. So bring on the pain, let it kill your memory. Bring on the rain, let it drown whats left of you and me I know the only way Im ever gonna make it, is burry the best of us and its killing me. Cuz I don’t love you any less.. But I cant love you anymore How will I learn to trust again, if I cant forget you How will I let a new love in, if I’m still holding on to all these angry tears and those wasted years, the only way I’ll ever let them go Is to bring on the pain let it kill your memory. Bring on the rain let it drown whats left of you and me I know the only way Im ever gonna make it, is burrying the best of us even though its killing me. Cuz I don’t love you any less But I cant love you anymore.
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Saying I Love You
You can only expect so much from someone wither it be your child or parent. But the only thing that you can do is say I love you and go on. For they will be there when you need them. But when it comes time for God to take them home, you need to be there for them. Atleast to say I love you. I never got the chance to say I love you to my father when he passed away 26 years ago. I wish that I could have been there for him to tell him that. I have lived these 26 years regretting that I did not get to tell him. Anyone can say that he knew that I loved him but that does not help what is inside of me. I fought with him but he was my best friend in whole wide world and I miss him very much. There is a big whole in my heart that belongs to him. I wish that I could tell you everything that happened on the day that he died but that only brings back the tears in full force for me. So please anyone that has lost a loved one or is about too please tell them that you love them from the
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Keeper Of My Dreams
Keeper Of My Dreams Written and owned by Denise Mangano When you're not here to share my days and nights My life is so incomplete For you are my heart, my soul The ‘oneness’ I had known to seek Without you I merely exist from day to day With you I know that I will find All that I have been searching for My completeness, my eternal peace of mind You are the keeper of my dreams The man who holds my heart in his hands The one I want to spend my life with The one with whom I will always stand Stand beside through thick and thin Through all that life will throw our way Knowing that this special love we share Will guide us, each and every day This journey was started long ago Before this time and place The journey of completeness As two hearts and souls embrace Forever is what I want with you For the search is at an end Our hearts have found each other As lovers, as soul-mates, as friends.
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What Turns Women On..
If you'd like to master the art of triggering ATTRACTION in women, then it's important for you to learn how to use "Sexual Communication". Here are a bunch of great tips... AN INTERESTING STORY (OR SO)... There are two basic stories for how men and women "start off" together, and two basic stories for how men and women "end up". Through all of time, I'm sure that men and women have been playing out these stories... and I'm sure that they'll continue to play them out long into the future (that is, unless I have something to say about it... and I do). THE MEETING STORIES Here's "Meeting Story #1": Boy is attracted to girl. Unfortunately, boy doesn't have a clue about how to make girl feel ATTRACTION for him... so, instead he tries to "pursue" girl by offering her dinners, gifts, and flowers. Girl finds boy "nice", but there are no "sparks", so she "just likes him as a friend". Here's "Meeting Story #2": Boy is attracted to
Why Myspace Sucks?
Cause idiots spend thier quality time making shit like this... TOM vs. Bill GatesAdd to My Profile | More Videos Fuckin' funny though!
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One Thing By Finger 11
Restless tonight Cause I wasted the light Between both these times I drew a really thin line It’s nothing I planned And not that I can But you should be mine Across that line If I traded it all If I gave it all away for one thing Just for one thing If I sorted it out If I knew all about this one thing Wouldn’t that be something I promise I might Not walk on by Maybe next time But not this time Even though I know I don’t want to know Yeah I guess I know I just hate how it sounds
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The Lonely Soul
The Lonely Soul - Written by, Anto Thermadam The lonely soul wanders Alone in the walks of life No other soul as his companion The lonely soul wanders Alone in the daybreak He does his duties In the walks of life The lonely soul wanders Alone in the life He meets many other souls Who comes to be Unfit for the lonely soul The lonely soul wanders As the days pass by The lonely soul became More lonely, with no other souls as his companion The lonely soul wanders Alone in the walks of life The lonely soul decides Not to die, but to face LIfe in all its hardships The lonely soul wanders
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Collide By Howie Day
The dawn is breaking... A light shining through... You're barely waking... And I'm tangled up in you. (yeah) I'm open, you're closed. Where I'll follow you'll go. I worry I won't see your face Light up again. Even the best fall down sometimes. Even the wrong words seem to rhyme. Out of the doubt that fills my mind, I somehow found you and I collide. I'm quiet, you know, You make a first impression. I've found I'm scared to know, I'm always on your mind. Even the best fall down sometimes. Even the stars refuse to shine. Out of the back you fall in time Somehow find you and I collide... Don't stop here... I lost my place... I'm close behind... Even the best fall down sometimes. Even the wrong words seem to rhyme. Out of the doubt that fills your mind You finally find, you and I collide. You finally find, you and I collide. You finally find, you and I collide.
karen and I got to talk to jon last night if you can call that talking...he didn't really say too much, but it was still nice none the less I haven't cleaned my room or told caroline that david's coming.... but w/e and I almost missed class this morning.
10 Years
Ok for those who don't know I have been married for 10 years to the day. I just realized it when my wife texted me and said "Happy Anniversary" which surprised the hell out of me. Now on to the confusing part me and her haven't been together now for at least 3 years. We seperated because I became disabled and she couldn't handle all the pressure that came with it. She says its because i gave up living but thats kinda funny because I am still here.So do I continue to celebrate with each year or not because we aren't living together.Its just hard for me to think we are together. She now has a little boy with another man and even if there was a chance that we could work it out I don't think I could be around a child thats not mine.So anyways she thinks its 10 years I only consider it 7 years that we were together. Am I right or is she right?
Crazy Things Said In Court
People Really Said These Things In Court Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year. Q: This myasthenia gravis - does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten? Q: All your responses must be oral, okay? What school did you go to? A: Oral. Q: How old is your son - the one living with you. A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years. Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan. Q: Sir, what is your IQ? A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think. Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo occult? A: We both do. Q: Voodoo? A: We do. Q: You do? A: Yes,
6 1/2 Weeks Never In My Arms ,but Still In My Heart
Well as many of you know I was, up until last night pregnant.Yes that's right WAS.I am losing the baby I was hopeful of havin n my hunnies first baby together... I had an accident 3 days ago and slipped and fell pretty hard..I started stopped, so it seemed that things would be okay...last night I lost alot of blood and it seems that I will lose the baby now... before you all start crying and sending me n mine condolences...please DON'T...he was 6 1/2 weeks in me but will be forever in my heart.. I dont want anyone to feel sorry for us or cry for us because that will only break my heart more..just continue to be there and be my friends and have a open mind and heart later as I know that I may at some time need ya to just listen...I will continue as I always have, and support ya'll and listen to ya like I always have..because thats truly in the end what I do best...I love you all and know that you feel the same but right now I have niether lost or have a baby and i
I Made A Promise To It Is!!!
Here I sit Current mood: crushed Category: Writing and Poetry Here I sit in my own prison, he is out there running free and fun. I haven't left my house for weeks now except for the things people won't allow me to do over the phone. I don't even go downstairs if I can avoid it. I just sit. I posted this new pic of my family because I wanted people to really see that is not just one person involved here. The three beautiful little men and the one gorgeous big one you see there...they are in their own prisons too. They wonder why MOMMY stopped smiling and joking like she used too. The big one just sits in tension wishing upon hope that he could be the one who brings his true love back to herself , knowing that he cannot. She sits in her own prison, staring out through her self imposed bars, watching her men grow and age and run free. She is wondering deep in her mind ...will one of those little men grow up to be a rapist like the one who raped me? Will they too get pus
Thoughts Of Her
Thoughts of her Me and a friend wrote a song awhile back about about love and never being able to be with your love. All my life somethings been missing. It took me years to know just what, And even then more the meet that girl. I know her now and love her still Born to love her. Made to protect her. Born to love her. Left to forget her. Even when surrounded I was always alone, But I'm not alone when I'm with her, Not once in my life around her. Amy happiness, she sleeps beside me. Born to love her. Made to protect her. Born to love her. Left to forget her. Born to love her. Made to protect her. Born to love her. Left to forget her. Thoughts of her were always comfort, Even long before I ever knew her. Revealed herself to me that night, Myself never looking except at her soul, That's when I knew who whe would be to me. Born to love her. Made to protect her. Born to love her. Left to forget her. I've always
I Win, I Win, I Win!!!
It's funny how things come full circle. I've been hired by my first new employer to help build a call center. In the past, they've sent us broad based plan information. When you have some one on the phone asking for information on a document that's between 25 to 55 pages in legth. Their first attempt in summarizing it was an excel spreadsheet that had much information that had absolutely nothing to do with us or a client directly and the information we needed they closely garded and would take 1-2 business days to get an answer to an e-mail. They refused to revise or even completely change the format, amount of information and type of information that we had access to. Last week, the President of our largest client called in and got my line. After 25minutes of digging through all the documents to answer all of his questions, him and I spent the next 15minutes going over solutions to the agonising process of answering questions on their retirement plans. By the next
Einstiens Riddle.
There are 5 houses in 5 different colors. In each house lives a person with a different nationality. The 5 owners drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar, and keep a certain pet. No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar, or drink the same beverage. The question is: Who owns the fish? Hints: The Brit lives in the red house. The Swede keeps dogs as pets. The Dane drinks tea. The green house is on the left of the white house. The green homeowner drinks coffee. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds. The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill. The man living in the center house drinks milk. The Norwegian lives in the first house. The man who smokes Blend lives next to the one who keeps cats. The man who keeps the horse lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill. The owner who smokes Bluemaster drinks beer. The German smokes prince. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house. The man who smokes Blend has a
Please Read!!!
i have been entered in to 2 different contest 1st one is SEXIEST SIGN and i'm SCORPIO and you can go an vote for me on and the other is SEXIEST LATINA to vote for me go to this page if you have any problems getting to their pages. . they are in my ftiends list the first one is (kingpinn) and the other is (latinos do it better) i would apprecaite the love and votes. **Now i have voted for many of you when you have been in contest, i'm asking that you vote for me so please show me the love that i have showed many of you. . . . thank you Ramona a.k.a La Boricua Mami
Never Have Regrets!
Never Have Regrets A beautiful poem that will make you think about life! Around the corner I have a friend, In this great city that has no end, Yet the days go by and weeks rush on, And before I know it, a year is gone. And I never see my old friends face, F or life is a swift and terrible race, He knows I like him just as well, As in the days when I rang his bell. And he rang mine but we were younger then, And now we are busy, tired men. Tired of playing a foolish game, Tired of trying to make a name. "Tomorrow" I say! "I will call on Jim Just to show that I'm th
Hate Crime
HATE CRIME Has the media gone totally mad, or is the media just a tool to try and make the blacks browns and yellows out to be saints while totally thrashing the white mans reputation. Everyday in this great nation hate crimes are being committed by those who the ADL and the NAACP so openly protect, but you will never see the crimes that these groups commit against the hard working racially awake white men and women in any news papers or television broadcasts. In fact such stories are just swept under the rug and not a dam thing is done to alert the masses about it. On Halloween of this year in Long Beach California three young white women ages 19 to 21 were attacked by a pack of Negros who beat them badly. Nothing of this story was told by any news media and if it were it was so far in the depths of the paper ensuring that the mass public had no knowledge of this crime. However if this had happened to three black women Jesse Jackson would have made such a big deal of this tha
Guys Like About Me...
Guys Like That You're Sensitive And not in that "cry at a drop of a hat" sort of way You just get most guys - even if you're not trying to Guys find it is easy to confide in you and tell you their secrets No wonder you tend to get close quickly in relationships! What Do Guys Like About You?
A Late Night Fantasy
Laying here alone in bed I admit I am thinking of you again. It’s not that I want to. It’s more that I want you. Love is in the air and I can’t stop breathing it in. Your scent intoxicating me from afar. All I want right now is to be loved by you. I want you here now with me. Not just with me. Naked with me. This thought makes me breathe faster. You and me together naked. This thought makes me close my eyes. Seeing your face showing your want and seeing it returned in mine. This thought makes me see your face just inches from mine. You soft lips coming closer…closer. Again I close my eyes. Almost, almost touching my lips. So close. The anticipation of it as I feel your naked hot skin melt into mine. My body is responsive to you. I feel you gently lay on top of me as our lips meet. I feel my nipples against your chest. I feel this. I feel your thighs meeting mine for the first time. I feel myself becoming so wet with pure desire for you. And this happens. I feel your tongue lost in expl
nobody likes me everybody hates me guess i'll go eat worms!
To The Mennnnnnnn!!!!!!!
OK to all the guys that ask me to cam with you and you know who you all are listen carefully~~~~~~~ And do not take this offensive if you have never asked me to do this!!!!!!!!! ~~~ I do not go on cam nude I do not have nude pic's.... and you will not see my body so give it up!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~ ~I have respect and I am a mom so give it up!!! I am here for friends not to masterbate or watch you masterbate!!~ ~~~~~ YEAH I am talking to you all I do not want to watch you jack off to just seeing me on cam even though I am dressed again that is not my cup of tea!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~ and noone will change that!!!!!!!! Now if you are offened or pist at me cause I wrote this take me off you damn friends list!!!!!! If this is a chic reading this cause you are Bi~~~~~ I am not bi I would not munch and am not into sharing my man so give that up to!!!!!!!! ~Now everyone is forwarned so if I go off on you when you ask I can say I warned you!!!!!!!! ~Lastly I do not mind going on cam to talk b
Let's Hear It For The Carolinas!
For all my friends and family......please repost. Everyone from the Carolinas give me a shout! Perhaps a get together in the future?
1st Annual Cherry Tap Secret Sant
The 1st Annual CherryTap Secret Santa We are organizing the first CT Secret Santa. This will be lotsa fun for those who join. The idea is to send your person something every day, be it an e-card a holiday joke etc. You need to keep them Guessing on who you are! You will have to give an email addy. If anyone needs one I have plenty of gmail invites. You may send your person a real gift if they are comfortable with giving your their real address. This will be at your persons discretion. The gift should be no more than $25.00 and should not be anything rude or perverted. We will Limit this to 20 lucky elves to start but can adjust if lots are interested. This is a good way to spread holiday cheer. I don’t wanna see perving and asking to see private pics. If that’s your game then don’t even ask to be in this. This is for “friends” who want to have some holiday fun. We will have a party in our lounge around the 16th and can open gifts then and reveal who we are. This can b
How To Choose A Vibrator: A Checklist
How to Choose a Vibrator: A Checklist The truly amazing variety of vibrator styles, sizes, and materials can be both inspiring and a little daunting. Finding the perfect vibe may require some self-loving homework. Answering these few simple questions can help cut through the information overload and prevent buyer's remorse. What Do You Want to Use it for? Do you want to use it on your clitoris? Do you want to put it in your vagina or anus? Because just about anything that vibrates feels good on or around the clitoris, phallic-shaped vibrators suitable for penetration can also be used outside the vagina if the vibration is strong at the tip. Do you want both the full feeling of penetration and that allimportant clitoral buzz? Dual-action vibes mean never having to choose one feeling at the expense of the other. Electric vibrators are the most powerful, so if you have a more difficult time orgasming, you may want to try one of those first. If you intend to use a toy for ana
Thomas Moore
Believe me, if all those endearing young charms, Which I gaze on so fondly today, Were to change by tomorrow, and fleet in my arms, Like fairy-gifts fading away, Thou wouldst still be adored, as this moment thou art, Let thy loveliness fade as it will, And around the dear ruin each wish of my heart Would entwine itself verdantly still. It is not while beauty and youth are thine own, And thy cheeks unprofaned by a tear That the fervor and faith of a soul can be known, To which time will but make thee more dear; No, the heart that has truly loved never forgets, But as truly loves on to the close, As the sunflower turns on her god, when he sets, The same look which she turned when he rose.
A Kiss Of Cherry
my heart quickens at the sight of him peaceful in slumber, lying there beside me. taking extra care to wake him not; i chance a kiss; with delicate tenderness, i lightly brush mine upon his lips. body a-tingle from his embrace and afterglow a faint cherry taste on his lips draws me into sweet reverie, eyes closed, lips whet, i look back, reliving love's passion earlier shared; i can feel warm juices flow. as is his style, surprises just to make me smile, hy brought me a gift of fruited oils. he heated and rubbed the oils on my body, head to toe, sensually circling every dimple, warm fingers, tips dripping warm oil into places soon to be tasted, suckled and licked. orange nipples, lemon-lime throat, tangerine navel, flavors to tongue-wash away. a trails of grape oil traced along my inner thighs to lead, said he, to the best he had saved for last, "cherry for my cherry" said he, then kissed my mouth softly before taking the whole cherry into his mouth and there, too, suc
Eat It
Its not your fault I am sitting here crying Its my own Its not your fault the sun didnt shine Its the suns The only thing I wanted was to be near you and feel how it felt to bask in your glory. I understand my being is repulsive I wanted to give you my heart but instead, it feels like you ripped it out and let the beat die, making me eat it after it froze
The Buzz On Vibrators
The Buzz on Vibrators Question: I've seen so many posts about women who use vibrators and how they can help women who haven't had orgasms. For that reason, I went out and bought a vibrator designed just for clitoral stimulation, and I've used it a lot, but still I feel nothing. I've tried masturbating, but don't feel anything from that either. So I'm wondering what kind of vibrator I should use to get to that orgasmic point. Answer: Essentially, you'll want to experiment with what feels best to you. There are many different types of vibrators on the market today, giving you a wide and, at times, somewhat confusing and even overwhelming array of products to choose from. To start, I suggest you buy a battery-powered dildo model, which is a penis-shaped vibrating dildo designed for insertion into your vagina. Some models even have little appendages on the end designed to literally tickle your clitoris. Another vibrator design is not intended for insertion but rather to pleasa
Sex Toys Are Win-win: A Guide For Men
Sex Toys Are Win-Win: A Guide for Men Why guys shouldn't be intimidated by vibrators The old-fashioned vibrators were pretty scary: Ten inches long with lifelike veins and made of a squishy, horrible material that made them alarmingly penislike ‑- except much bigger and much longer and much wider and ohmigod, is that what women really want? The answer is no. Then why were they created that way? Because those sex toys were designed by men ‑- men who, sadly, didn't have any idea of what turns women on. Fast-forward to the 21st century: Now, most successful vibrator lines are heavily influenced by women ‑- and the first thing you'll notice is that most aren't even penis shaped. They're designed to stimulate the clitoris, which is outside the vagina, rather than for penetration. Yes, the "Rabbit," made famous by Sex and the City, is a firm favorite, but many women just turn it around to use the clitoral stimulator instead of inserting it. The reason? Well, bra
This Is My Sons Dads Song From Me
[Intro] [Eminem puking] There I go thinking of you again [Chorus] You don't know how sick you make me You make me fucking sick to my stomache Everytime I think of you I puke You must just not not knoooooowww You may not think you do But you do everytime I think of you I puke [Verse 1] I was gonna take a little time to write you a little poem But off of the dome would probably be a little more More suitable for this type of song woah I got a million reasons off the top of my head that I can think of Sixteen bars this ain't enough to put ??? So fuck it I'ma start right here I'll just be briefer Bout to rattle off some other reasons I know I shouldnt go and get another tattoo of you on my arm But what do I go and do? I go and get another one now I got two Oooooh I'm sittin here with your name on my skin I can't believe I went and did this stupid shit again My next girlfriend now her name's gotta be Kim If you only knew how much I hated you For every mothafuckin
Dont Forget To Vote
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A Fire Within Me...
There is a fire within me A fire that burns hot for you Burning hotter for you everyday With just the touch of your lips And just the touch of your hand Or just one look at you, will do Then that fire begins To rage uncontrollably You control this fire You set inside of me It belongs to you, you see There because of you This fire there within me That I never knew of Till the first time you touched me And pressed your lips to mine That is when a small spark Became a raging flame A flame of passion, desire and love And then I felt you inside me Your love blazing in front of me Like ashes covering me Your body begins to melt into me This fire within me has taken over me Knowing no right or wrong But only thoughts of you And the love that I feel And just like charred red hot embers It is still there burning, endlessly I feel the flames of our love Dancing there deep inside of me This burn serving as a reminder Of how your love rages through me So deep insid
Vibrator Shopping 101
Vibrator Shopping 101 Buying the things that go buzz in the night Want to take your love life from zero to sexy? Then let's talk toys! I'll explain why a sex shop is an even better place to splurge than your most-loved shoe store. Plus, I've compiled a list of woman-friendly favorite products you'll love. Shopping for sex toys is one of the few areas of sexual experimentation where women are far more adventurous than men. Yes, it's shopping (which explains a lot), and you're suckers for anything shiny, pink and playful, which many sex toys are. But most importantly, for a number of us, the humble vibrator is also our most reliable means of orgasm. Men, on the other hand, are slightly more apprehensive: They tend to see vibrators as "replacements," rather than supplements, to a sex life. It's true that our buzz buddies do occasionally help us achieve orgasms more efficiently than our partner. However, there are still good reasons why he should be smiling supportively when yo
I Said Your Name....haha
Greg, you didn't want anyone to know you were seeing me, that's what the rumors are. how can you tell me you love me but then agree to marry someone else? you say you didn't, she tells me you did, who do i believe? i hope this all blows up in your face, all the lies to everyone will eventually come out, i hope, and then everyone will see it was your lies that were weaving a tangled web. Why did you have to lead me along, was it a game to you? my feelings don't count i guess. i'm saying goodbye to you now, i'm letting you go.
A Blonde Joke
A Young Blonde, on vacation in Louisiana, wanted a pair of alligator shoes, but was reluctant to pay high New Orleans prices. "I'll just catch my own alligator," she told one shopkeeper," so I can get a pair of shoes for free." She stomped out of the store and headed for the swamp. Later, as the shopkeeper drove home, he spotted the blonde standing waist-deep in a bayou, shotgun in hand, with a huge alligator closing in. She took aim and shot the creature between the eyes. The shopkeeper watched in amazement as she struggled to haul the carcass onto an embankment where several other dead alligators were lined up. "Oh, no!" the blonde shouted in dismay. "This one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
To All The Girls Who Looked Past The Nice Guys
I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of goin out.. I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just fuck you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry If I start not being there, and
From My Tuesday..
I wanted to spread the good news, I spent this last 11 weeks work'n my butt of to stress out and feel I failed. All my hard work paid off, I got an A on my major term paper for buisiness and over all an A for the class, and in Accounting which is a little more then I thougt I pulled out a B, now the Computer class which drove me nuts 7 days a week, mainly cus I knew I need to make to get my degree, I really did surprise my self with that mid term and the final the midterm was an 89 and the Final exam was a 97 , and all the dailey projects and word papers showed just how hard I worked, I got a High B in that class, only because I really messed up in it at the End of Sept. Too much going on at home and not putting my head in what I had to do. I made the Honor Roll list and after Three terms I got it down how to make it, You put in what you get, and life is way to short to sweat the small stuff, You have to have those who love you behind you if not , just block them out and let them sit
World's Easiest Quiz
WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ You require only 4 correct answers to achieve a passing grade. It is that easy!!! 1. How long did the 100 year war last? 2. Which country makes Panama hats? 3. From which animal do we get catgut? 4. In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? 5. What is a camel's hair brush made of? 6. The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? 7. What was King George VI's first name? 8. What color is a purple finch? 9. Where are Chinese gooseberries from? 10. What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? All done? Remember, you need 4 correct answers to pass. Check your answers below. _________________________________________________ ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ (Remember, passing requires 4 correct answers) 1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years 2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador 3) From which animal
Well I Am Dead
I am in pain.last night my ex told me we could never be depressed me and i cut.i cut a star of all things in my chest.
A Night To Remember!!
What do you do when you are faced with love, like you have never known. A man who has choosen me and shows me things I have never experienced or felt. Last night my boyfriend and I went to the beach, there was the beach, the stars, the moonlight, toes in the sand, and some of the most passionate kisses I have ever felt in all of my life. We held each other on the beach, loving every moment together. Then I started to cry it was like all the sorrow from my previous relationships and all the love I was feeling for this incrediable man had just weld up inside of me and exploded. I have never felt like this. It was a perfect night!! One that willl never be taken away from me and one I will always remember. Now this wonderful man is cooking ME breakfast ME OMG, How did I deserve this man?? What do you do when you are faced with hapiness and love you have never felt before, part of me is scared, part wants to run, and part of me wants to know how in the heck did I make to this point
You Say...
you say that you're so sorry your boobs aren't big enough t satisfy my needs I say, boobs aren't that important, it's the heart behind them. you say you're sorry you're not skinny enought for me to see your ribs. I say you're well-fed, and thusly blessed you say you're sorry you're not pretty enough to be my girl. I say you definitely have nothing to be sorry for in that aspect. You say you're sorry you're not a playboy model so you can't act like a playboy model for me. I say I'd rather make love to you then be fucked by a porn star anyday. you say you're sorry you don't have a dream body that turns me on. I say you have nothing to be sorry for. you say you're sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who she really is. I say I love the person you are and wouldn't change you for the world. Women you all say guys put too much emphasis on boobs and ass and looks, and there are no more gentlemen and nice guys to love you for who you are. I say we gentlemen are here, we ju
Adventurous Intimacy: 6 Do's And Don'ts Of Anal Sex
Adventurous Intimacy: 6 Do's and Don'ts of Anal Sex Anal Sex. Just hearing those words makes many people uncomfortable, but according to women in a recent iVillage poll, it's the number one position that male partners ask them to try. Whether you're just curious at this stage or already willing to indulge your adventurous side, take a look at these six simple guidelines. DO'S: 1. Be sure you really want it. It's important to decide jointly that this is something that you wish to explore with your partner. 2. Relax. The second thing that I tell clients who ask for technique tips is to b-r-e-a-t-h-e into the experience. The anal sphincter muscles are tight bands that encircle the anal opening and control your bowel functions. If you try to penetrate them without breathing deeply, it will most likely cause you pain. In fact, I always suggest that couples insert a well-lubed fingertip first, allowing the sphincter muscles to gradually dilate to the size of the penetrating ob
The Four Types Of Orgasms
The Four Types of Orgasms Question: I was married for 15 years and am now divorced. I didn't experience an orgasm during sex until late in my marriage. Now I am in a very loving relationship with someone else. I enjoy our sex very much, but I have yet to have an orgasm. Sex with my new partner is very good from start to finish, but no matter how relaxed I feel or how good he feels, I don't have the type of orgasms where your body shakes. Is there such a thing as just plain enjoying the lovemaking and staying extremely moist without having an orgasm? Are there different types of orgasms? Answer: Great question! And one that has stumped sexologists and sexual bliss-seekers alike. I have found that there appear to be four anatomically specific orgasms: clitoral, G-spot, vaginal and anal. Yes, each of these sexual areas seems to produce a unique sensation and type of orgasm. And naturally, each one is stimulated by a finger or hand, mouth, penis, vibrator, dildo or some other object
Through The Eyes Of A Child...
No more little voices whispering, no more running and giggling. The girls have gone to bed and the house is still. This is the time that I like best, listening to them breath, watching them sleep and thanking God for my blessings. These are sad times and happy times. I can’t help but wonder what I did wrong, maybe nothing, maybe everything. It doesn’t matter now. All I can do is the best I can. My girls need me and I need them. All I want is a normal life. Starting over isn’t the way I wanted it. But we don’t always get what we want. And sometimes we get more than we expected… I got both. I don’t know which path I’m on, nor do I know where it will lead. Life is still an adventure; I’m just living it as an adult and watching through the eyes of a child. Nursery rimes before bed, coloring for fun, chasing butterflies just because and catching rain on my tongue. MEANING, PURPOSE, PRIDE, who would have thought that someone so young could teach me the meaning and purpo
What Do Guys Like About You?
Guys Like That You're Sensitive And not in that "cry at a drop of a hat" sort of way You just get most guys - even if you're not trying to Guys find it is easy to confide in you and tell you their secrets No wonder you tend to get close quickly in relationships! What Do Guys Like About You?
The Smart Ass
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the old donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up! As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!
Fool Who Was Not In Love
my heart hurts today, I think iam in love , but then again maybe iam not i feel like iam putting in all the work my mind hurts I can figure it out why iam in love with some whom its not going to work why is it ok for me to be so exhusted and your sleeping? why is it that i want to take your last name and be able to share the glory and the sorrow. i want to have more babies and you look at me like iam a fool but you know what they say your just a fool you know you in love.!!!!! my heart hurts i think iam in love but then again maybe not
A Dewy Night (erotic)
My body is out of control there is a fire in me that I can’t seem to put out. I have tired several times with no luck, this fire I can’t put out . . I get lost in the moment each time I’m with him, each time being more intense and powerful than the last. My breathing gets hard and passionate each time I’m around him or I brush up against him. One dewy night not so long ago I laid down beside him gently, a man so appealing, eyes so stunning they cut right through me. His kiss igniting the passion in me. The only thing between us was the crisp cool night air. I slowly caressed his manhood and clutched it tightly in my hand, he was so hard, he softly moaned with each motion of my flicking tongue on his stiff penis as it was growing erect. As I felt the firmness of him in my mouth I then wanted more, meaning I wanted to make love - but he had other things on his mind. He lightly turned me over and positioned me on my back as his finger tips began to play with me softly, making small chill
Rectum Stretcher
Remember this one? Old classic RECTUM STRETCHER While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked. "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Right Now
i just wanted to let you know if you read my blogs a lot of em are when I am having the worst times in my life I dont remember being so dark or dramtic but i guess i look at em now and i realize they were therapy so thanks for your support i appreciate it
4 More Days....
Yayaya.... Time is drawing near. It is almost time for my cruise.. I cannot wait.
Answer These Any Way You Like
1. Give me your number? 2. Have sex with me? 3. Let me kiss you? 4. Watch a movie with me...even a really sappy one? 5. Let me take you out to dinner? 6. Drive me somewhere/anywhere? 7. Take a shower with me? 8. Be my bf/gf? 9. Have a fling with me? 10. Listen to me if I called you crying even if you were out with all of your friends? 11. Buy me a drink if i didnt have money? 12. Take me home for the night? 13. Would you let me sleep in your bed? 14. Sing kareoke w/ me? 15. Sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone? 16. Re-post this for me to answer your questions? 17. Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? 18. Do you think im ugly, cute, or handsome? 19. Do you like my style? 20. Do you think im funny? 21. Do you care about me? 22. Would you cry if i died? 23. Would you stop me if i tried to commit suicide? 24. Would you dance with me? 25. Would you sing happy birthday to me? 26. Would you hold
I'm In A Contest :)
So after seeing tons of contest I finally decided to enter in my first contest. Its all for fun, but I would love to win. :) So if you could take a few minutes to vote for me I would appreciate it.
Walk Away
i watched you as you ripped out my heart and ate it in front of me you stomped on my emotions all while i am trying not to cry..... You were the posion I had enjected into my own vains this time hoping I would come out clean and now I feel i continue to dive further into the muck with no hope of coming out prestine it took me losing everything in a matter of moments to once again realize what is important and to realize yes when i am gone the world does continue to turn and people go on about their lives a harsh reality of which i come to face and from one which i hide in my bed like a fucking coward just leave me alone and walk away before you see me cry you broke my heart just leave the peices so i can mend em on my time hiding away from the sun
Dear Solider
Dear Solider, I would like to thank you. I have been thinking about you a lot lately, even though the news doesn't talk to much about you anymore. I haven't forgot about you. Solider, no matter what branch of the service you are in, I salute you. You may not know me, but I know you. I know that you are sitting over there in the desert, looking at the pictures of home, wanting to come home. I know that you take the chance to get online, and just check for messages from your family or friends, or anyone, to make sure that we haven't forgot about you. Solider, we haven't forgetten. I know that there are nights that you would rather be home, tucking your child into bed or spending time with that special someone. But because of you, many of us are able to enjoy those things that we have taken for granite many years. You don't know me, but you know of me. I am the American that you are over there fighting for. I am the American, that wasn't in favor of the War, but as soon as our troops w
Just A Letter To God
this one is a very personal one i wrote oct 21 st this year God iam going to ask a lot of questions Why did you abondon me in my biggest time of need? why when i reached for you did you just turn around and walk away from me? God if you dont give us much more then we can handle how could i lose everything within a matter of days and weeks? God the only thing left is me and this house and soon to be my loud solutude. it will scream at me how alone in this cold cruel world i really am and why god am i still praying that you will come and hold me? come and comfort me instead of making me beg for you just to make me completely insane, so i dont feel this awful pain this demon that continues to well up inside of me why god do i believe that you will bring me out of this state of mind when in 21 years you have not made it better instead making it worse making me believe what a terriable person i really am seeing this monster in the mirror instead of the lovely person i thought
"i Robbed A Hobo While He Wasnt Looking"
IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED this because in the next seven days you will: * have someone fall in love with you * find a $1.00 bill on the ground * make-out with the person you like * find the love you always wanted BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these titles: "yeah i fucked her..... so? "i robbed a hobo while he wasnt looking" "do's and dont's while having a threesome" "Can you help me out?" "FUCK U BITCH.........AND I HOPE U READ THIS" "I admit I sucked his dick " "BEST WAY TO LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY" "GOT CAUGHT SHOPLIFTING AT GOODWILL" "I GOT ARRESTED AGAIN/more days of house arrest" "OkAy, So i ChEaTeD On HiM LaSt NiGhT...SoOo" ''Baby I want you back, im sorry '' "Just to settle all the rumors..." "This Is Gay..." BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 2yrs
Our Fallen Soldiers
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The Most Impressive Thing I Ever Read Wrote By A Man
MEDIOCRE MINDS "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds" - Albert Einstein As I was thinking about what to share this week I glanced at one of the two pictures of Einstein that hang on my office wall. As I began to think about this incredible truth that I have read so many times, I once again realized how important it is to fully understand. Most of us surround ourselves with individuals who support us in staying the way we are. The unfortunate truth is that when you decide to become a great spirit -- to pursue a great adventure -- many of the people around you will not support you. Often with good intention they will tell you familiar things like "be realistic," "slow down -- take your time," "be careful," or "don't do anything rash." I have found that, "When you pursue greatness, you represent the courage that others don't have." (That sentence is important -- please read it again until you FULLY understand it.) Consequently, when you succeed, the
My One True Love
As I awaken, each and every day, Thoughts of love turn to you. An unbreakable bond between us two, A special love ever so true... The warm glow in your eyes, The sweet smile on your face; Makes me want to hold you, Forever in love's tender embrace. The gentleness of your touch, The sweet passion of your kiss. Just a couple of many pleasures, I longingly so miss... The sound of your voice, Is like a song in my heart, Always bringing me happiness, As it has done from our start. We've shared many joys, And also felt some sorrows, Yet our future is filled, Of wonderful tomorrows. So, until that bright day, Far away such as it seems, You shall always be my one true love... The man of my dreams.
The Four Types Of Orgasms
The Four Types of Orgasms Question: I was married for 15 years and am now divorced. I didn't experience an orgasm during sex until late in my marriage. Now I am in a very loving relationship with someone else. I enjoy our sex very much, but I have yet to have an orgasm. Sex with my new partner is very good from start to finish, but no matter how relaxed I feel or how good he feels, I don't have the type of orgasms where your body shakes. Is there such a thing as just plain enjoying the lovemaking and staying extremely moist without having an orgasm? Are there different types of orgasms? Answer: Great question! And one that has stumped sexologists and sexual bliss-seekers alike. I have found that there appear to be four anatomically specific orgasms: clitoral, G-spot, vaginal and anal. Yes, each of these sexual areas seems to produce a unique sensation and type of orgasm. And naturally, each one is stimulated by a finger or hand, mouth, penis, vibrator, dildo or some other object
Why Do I Feel So Depressed??
Silly Quizzes
The Strange Questions SurveyHave you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?:no What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve date:4 yrs Ever been in a car wreck?:yes Were you popular in high school?:tried to be Have you ever been on a blind date?:no Are looks important?:no Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more??:yes mostly By what age would you like to be married?:was at 28 but like to be again in the next decade Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?:no Have you ever made a mistake?:yes Are you a good tipper?:yes What's the most you have spent for a haircut?:15 Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?:no Have you ever peed in public?:yes What song do you want played at your funeral?:hel i dunno whatever is fitting Would you tell your parents if you were gay?:yes What would your last meal be before getting executed?:a handfull of percoset Beatles or Stones?:beatles If you had to pick one
Silly Quizzes
The Strange Questions SurveyHave you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?:no What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve date:4 yrs Ever been in a car wreck?:yes Were you popular in high school?:tried to be Have you ever been on a blind date?:no Are looks important?:no Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more??:yes mostly By what age would you like to be married?:was at 28 but like to be again in the next decade Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?:no Have you ever made a mistake?:yes Are you a good tipper?:yes What's the most you have spent for a haircut?:15 Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?:no Have you ever peed in public?:yes What song do you want played at your funeral?:hel i dunno whatever is fitting Would you tell your parents if you were gay?:yes What would your last meal be before getting executed?:a handfull of percoset Beatles or Stones?:beatles If you had to pick one
Play Me A Song
Play me a song that is both sad and slow. Make it beautiful and deep so that it touches the heart of all that hear it. Play me a song that tells my story. Play my sad song so when I cry I am not alone in my sorrow. Let the strings play the wailing of my heart and the winds play the falling of my tears. Let the notes draw slowly so as to tug the souls out of the listener so they can feel what I feel now. Do not make me cry alone, for the world will not smile with me because I cannot smile. If you have ever cared for me play my song so that my tears will not be singled out. Play my song so that the crowds cannot see me through the welling of their own tears and the blurring of their eyes. Let it be simple and mournful. Let it speak to the dark corners of the soul that we all try to keep hidden. Let it tear down the walls that we have all spent a lifetime building. Let it beat down the door of every heart that is screaming to get out of the confines of the protection we giv
Play Me A Song
Play me a song that is both sad and slow. Make it beautiful and deep so that it touches the heart of all that hear it. Play me a song that tells my story. Play my sad song so when I cry I am not alone in my sorrow. Let the strings play the wailing of my heart and the winds play the falling of my tears. Let the notes draw slowly so as to tug the souls out of the listener so they can feel what I feel now. Do not make me cry alone, for the world will not smile with me because I cannot smile. If you have ever cared for me play my song so that my tears will not be singled out. Play my song so that the crowds cannot see me through the welling of their own tears and the blurring of their eyes. Let it be simple and mournful. Let it speak to the dark corners of the soul that we all try to keep hidden. Let it tear down the walls that we have all spent a lifetime building. Let it beat down the door of every heart that is screaming to get out of the confines of the protection we give
Multiple O's: Why One Orgasm Is Never Enough
Multiple O's: Why One Orgasm Is Never Enough "Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!" Those are the words that burst from Cassie Webster's mouth the night she experienced her first multiple orgasm. "That night changed my life forever," recalls the 28-year-old lifeguard from La Jolla, Calif. "I'd had orgasms before, plenty of them. But I never understood what the big deal was. I'd come, he'd come, we'd fall asleep. Then one night, after I'd had my typical one-shot, my boyfriend kept thrusting. All of a sudden, I felt like I was going to come again. I just gave into the feeling, and my body exploded. It was as though I was rocking on the ocean and every wave drove these amazing pulses of pleasure through me." Now, Cassie says once is never enough -- and she's learned how to make multiple orgasms a regular event. Cassie's not the only one with the potential for plural peaking. You can make multiples part of your sexual repertoire too! "If you can have one orgasm, you can have
Help Me With Translation
Is the following True I Need Help Understanding Words Women Use: 1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means
Drowning In My Own Lonliness
here i sit i sit here all alone iam tierd and cold there is no one to hold there are no more sweet embrasses just old lovers and their faces there are no more passionate kisses just broken dreams and wishes there is no more love making only the sound of my heart breaking I only wish i could figure out how to put the pieces back together but to them it does not matter the tears i shed tonight i lay all alone here in bed
My Top 10 Songs Of All Time
my top ten songs of all time. man this one was hard to come up wit 1. "juicy" by Biggie 2. "children's story" by Slick Rick 3. "life's a bitch" by Nas 4. "d rugs" by Cam'ron 5. "can't knock the hustle" by Jay-Z feat Mary J 6. "express yourself" by N.W.A. 7. "ain't no half steppin" by Big Daddy Kane 8. "fight the power" by Public Enemy 9. "can't stop the prophet" by Jeru tha damaja 10. "my block" by Scarface
Bingo.. Yeah me and my homefry neicey go play bingo on Fridays.. We have so much fun. We get fucked up and go try to figure out what we are trying to play, We munch out on some Cheese Stix and grandma cookies.. HaHa it is so fun. We are going tomorro night. Well wish us luck on it maybe we will hit some good amount of money.. LUCK!!!!
Why did you come to my door today? Why did you feel it nessary to make me hurt that way? All those emotions that i tried to cover All i want them to do is smother like puppies who have no mother I just want to throw them in a pillowcase I just want them to die....sufficate the way you made me feel all these years. By instilling all those fears. I dont know what you want I have any more tears I dont know why you dropped by today I dont know why you insist upon huring me that way why didnt i take my bag of emotions to the lake and drown em? why have i held on to them and why did you knock on my door today?
I Cross My Heart...
This if for you and you know who you are... I still love you more then you could ever know! I love you baby! Our love is unconditional We knew it from the start I see it in your eyes You can feel it from my heart From here on after Let's stay the way we are right now And share all the love and laughter That a lifetime will allow [chorus] I cross my heart And promise to Give all I've got to give To make all your dreams come true In all the world You'll never find A love as true as mine You will always be the miracle That makes my life complete And as long as there's still breath in me I'll make yours just as sweet As we look into the future It's as far as we can see So let's make each tomorrow Be the best that it can be [chorus] And if along the way we find a day It starts the storm You've got the promise of my love To keep you warm
The Orgasm Pill: A Problem Or A Solution For Women?
The Orgasm Pill: A Problem or a Solution for Women? Sex, Drugs and the Elusive Female Orgasm According to a article, sex drugs like Viagra and Cialis represent a 2.5 billion dollar a year industry. Um, that's a lot of money. Turns out that male sexual dysfunction is big business. What's truly puzzling is that female sexual dysfunction is a much bigger problem (I know it's hard for you men to hear that ours is bigger than yours, but it's true!), which means women's sexual dysfunction is potentially more lucrative, and yet no one has developed a credible drug to treat the condition. A study done at the University of Chicago reports that 31 percent of men claim to have had one or more persistent problems with sex. (Note: The sex problems don't include "not being able to find anyone to have it with," which is also a large, but separate, problem for many men.) But what was shocking even to researchers was that 43 percent of women reported having persistent sexual problems. Tha
Quickest Way To Not Have Sex
Well I was looking at some other peoples blogs and this one was whining that his wife was moody and yada yada yada....and I was think that guy aint getting any for quite guys dont understand that women dont like the caveman act all the time...we want to be held and talked to like a human being...we want to cry...and just get everything out....we dont want some guy that means the world to us saying whats the hells wrong with you? We dont want you to fix our problems we just want you to listen....and after an extremely bad fight dont automatically think its going to sex....thats my husbands think we hold out because we can...some of us women do...but, for the most part women just dont want to have sex with you because your being a jerk....dont grab and snatch at us thinking thats going to take our mind off of whatever is bothering wont it will only make things husband has a bad habit of when I just want to be alone making a complete idiot o
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Is Winning Worth It???
These CT contests are just for don't get a big house, or lots of money....or a championship ring even :) But people enter and people vote and comment...and its all in good fun :) So I decided to jump in and enter a contest...the sexiest back tattoo....there is some tough competition, all the girls have gorgeous ink...but you know what, I am greedy...yes I am...I want to win this contest. I know it won't get me anything, and it will be forgotten in about 2 seconds after the results are in. But I just think it would be nice to win something :) So I know some people will call this self-promotion...and I fully admit it, yes I am promoting myself....but why not, everybody else does the same thing. And if you feel like it, let all your friends know too.... Here is the link for the contest...comment on me tons and tons...please and thank you :)
How Can I Help My Guy Improve His Oral-sex Technique?
How can I help my guy improve his oral-sex technique? Question: I love receiving oral sex, but my guy isn't very good at it. What can I do to improve his skills without hurting his feelings? Answer: The only way to have a truly satisfying sex life is to let your guy know what does -- and doesn't -- turn you on. And, despite your fear of hurting his feelings, most men appreciate in-the-sack advice because knowing they're getting you off gets them off, too. So ask for what you want. That doesn't mean flat-out telling him that his oral techniques, well, suck. But, next time he's giving you some below-the-belt TLC, say something like, "It would feel so good if you'd lick me a little harder," or faster, or whatever the case may be. Or, you could suggest playing a sexy game of follow-the-leader. The rules: First, you go down on him using the kinds of tongue movements you'd like him to use on you. Then, when it's his turn, ask him to pleasure you the same way. You can also teach
The Last 3 Weeks...
In the last 3 weeks my whole world seems to have fallen into the pits. First I seem to have lost someone I love more then he even knows it. I would pick up my phone and call but I get 4 or 5 rings then his voice mail. He explained to me that he has been going through a lot at the moment and I understand that. He tells me he loves me and that he wants me to be there with him, and I want nothing more then to make that happen. I have never loved someone so deeply and sincearly. I worry about him all the time. he is my knight. I love the way thinking about him makes me feel and if I could be there right now I would be damn it! I called him over a hundred times to make sure he was doing alright (and to hear his heavenly voice OMG *drools*) and he never answered... Then almost a week ago I was at home (when I was living with my roomate in an apartment complex) my sister (who had come to stay with me for a few weeks) needed me to go and get her money out of her car in the parking lo
I miss Belfast In 2002, I've decided to go and live in Belfast.Why?? Because one of my friend kind dated a girl from there, who was part of a student exchange program. I got along very well with that girl ,Jennifer who is now one of my very best friend. You'll see why. I wanted to work abroad, and Jennifer told me that I could easily work in Belfast. took me a couple of months to get the money to go and live there. She let me sleep on her sofa for 3 weeks til I get a house.I eventually got one about 100 yards from her house, hahaha!!So she could pratice her French, and I had someone I trusted not far. I first worked in a French restaurant. I got fired. I honestly couldn't be bothered serving food honestly. I came back from work each night disgusted by the smell of food. I went to work in a hotel, doing some waitering at the bar. It was so much better. I was kinda paid to serve and party. It's really funny when girls see a guy working in a bar, I was often behind
it seems like we all look for love in tha wrong places but I figured it out that we as we go along life lookin for love we must endure hard times with our relationships before we can find tha right person for us to settle down with but I guess tha process of doin this makes it all more worth while once we find that special someone but keep ya head up and love will come around to you
Heres some twisted thoughts...tell me, could you feel these words? REJECTION Naked to your words...Wounds fresh with stinging sweat...I throw my hands up in despair...Exposing my heart to your sharpened sword...i fear not the sound of it being unsheathed...It's a welcoming sound...With one upward swing the rapiers hilt fills with my darkened blood...You a maven with your poisoned words...As i lay before you darkness overcomes my immortal soul...You turn to walk away wiping your brow...Unaware of my darkened blood across your smiling face...My last words to haunt your every being...
Heres some twisted thoughts...tell me, could you feel these words? REJECTION Naked to your words...Wounds fresh with stinging sweat...I throw my hands up in despair...Exposing my heart to your sharpened sword...i fear not the sound of it being unsheathed...It's a welcoming sound...With one upward swing the rapiers hilt fills with my darkened blood...You a maven with your poisoned words...As i lay before you darkness overcomes my immortal soul...You turn to walk away wiping your brow...Unaware of my darkened blood across your smiling face...My last words to haunt your every being...
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How Can I Get My Man In The Mood?
How Can I Get My Man in the Mood? Question: Is there anything that I can do to get my boyfriend in the mood for sex? I'm beginning to get frustrated. Answer: The "honey I've got a headache" line sounds awfully odd coming out of his mouth. But hey, men aren't sexual robots (as you've found out), even if we sometimes think of them that way. There are lots of reasons your partner's desire might be dampened right now. Fatigue is often to blame. Is he trying desperately hard to establish a career with not much energy left over for anything else? Working long hours (or partying too hard with too many drinks and ciggies) can mean sex is the last thing he feels like when his head hits the pillow. Is he on any medication? That could also be responsible. If it does seem to be related to stress, help de-stress his life by scheduling some pampering time. Give him neck and back massages and stroke all his stress away. Whatever you do, don't panic and think it's your fault. I'd resist the
Two More Coming Home...
For the last few days my heart has once again been hurting... Two more are coming home, this time one will return here to Fort Hood, his funeral is Monday. My husband just stepped down from command of the 720th MP BN so this one hits a little closer to home... They were both so young, may God bless their families and loved ones. May they both rest in peace, knowing that there are so many who will always be eternally grateful for their sacrifice... They are true heros... 13 Nov 2006 The Department of Defense announced today the death of two soldiers who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom. They died in Baghdad, Iraq, on Nov. 9 after an improvised explosive device detonated near their vehicle.Both soldiers were assigned to the Army's 410th Military Police Company, 720th Military Police Battalion, 89th Military Police Brigade, Fort Hood, Texas. Killed were: Sgt. Courtland A. Kennard, 22, of Starkville,Miss. Staff Sgt. Gregory W. G. McCoy, 26, of Webberville, Mich
How Can I Get More Foreplay From My Husband?
How can I get more foreplay from my husband? Question: I've been married for almost two years now and still haven't had an orgasm. It didn't bother me at first because I suspected that as we got to know each other, things would fall into place. I have told my husband I would like him to read a book on "how to please your wife," but he won't. (I think he's embarrassed or too full of pride.) When we have sex he stimulates me for just a few minutes, then gets into his own orgasm and forgets about me. We dated for five years before we got married and I was a virgin until our wedding night, so part of me wonders if I blocked my sexual feelings for so long that I can't get aroused quickly now. Is there any advice on how to help him slow down during foreplay so I can actually start getting aroused? Where should he touch me, and how can he get into my pleasure? Answer: First of all, stop blaming yourself. Most women need longer than five minutes of foreplay to become aroused to the
Back Home
well i just got home from filming my first episode of the t.v. show overhaulin'. well let me tell you i have put so many damn hours in on the build it was crazy. now the episode has finished filming i can tell you who it was for and what it is. if you're into drag racing you will know what he just accomplished this weekend. he is 14x champ john force. it was his 1956 f-500 special needs bus. man does it look amazing. i can't really tel many details about it. but i can tell you it will air in mid december. and it'll be worth watching
Foreplay For Men
Foreplay for Men Question: What can I do to turn on my boyfriend? What kind of foreplay do men like? --iVillager "S" Answer: Usually it's the men who are screaming, "Tell me how to get her going!" It's nice to see a woman asking this question for a change. Good for you for asking! Often a man is stimulated sexually by what he sees -- men tend to respond to visuals, while women tend to respond more to what they hear and feel. That said, some men do need to be touched or cajoled into action more directly. The first and basic rule is to ask. Ask him what he likes, needs and wants as a turn-on. Try doing this at a quiet, intimate time (but not necessarily in the bedroom). For example, you might initiate a discussion over coffee about what each of you finds to be a turn-on. If your man needs to be touched, then any form of gentle, careful and caring caressing of his genitals, and even his nipples, should do the trick. You can do this with your hands, of course, but you can also u
10 Facts You Always Wanted To Know About Penises, But Didn't Know You Did
10 Facts You Always Wanted to Know about Penises, but Didn't Know You Did by Michael Alvear Email this page Print Find His G-Spot Fast [q&a] New Pleasures: Nipple Stimulation... [q&a] Any difference between circumcised... [q&a] His Secret Hot Spots [article] 3 Surefire Ways to Please a Man in Bed [article] Adapted from Men Are Pigs, But We Love Bacon: Not-So-Straight Answers from America's Most Outrageous Gay Sex Columnist No matter how open you are with your boyfriend, there are some things even the gutsiest gals are too shy to ask. Get the answers to all the questions you always wanted to ask your man, and a few answers to questions you never even thought of! 1. Only 6 percent of the male population needs extra-large rubbers, according to condom manufacturers. In other words, 94 percent of men lie. 2. The study most trusted by urologists shows that the average erect penis size is 5.1 inches long and 4.8 inches in girth. Unless you're in a chat room. The
Get Well Message
> >>>Get Well Message >>> >>> >>>A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with >>>an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised >>>him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept >>>feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. >>> >>>Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors >>>hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to >>>pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at >>>what was making him so uncomfortable. >>> >>>Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide >>>strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come >>>off easily. Written in large black letters was the >>>sentence. >>> >>>"Get well quick..... from the nurse you gave a ticket >>>to last week." >>>
Position Secrets For A Faster Orgasm Every Time
Position Secrets for a Faster Orgasm Every Time by D. Claire Hutchins Email this page Print What is a good sex position if you are... [q&a] What can I do about leg cramps... [q&a] Men Confess: 6 Sex Positions They Love [article] Sex Positions for Fat Days & More [article] Hot Tips for Women on Top [q&a] When are you most likely to orgasm quickly? During solo sex. Why? Because you're in control. But who says you can't take charge of your orgasm during intercourse? In this excerpt from her book 5 Minutes to Orgasm Every Time You Make Love, author D. Claire Hutchins gives the play-by-play on exactly how to achieve orgasm at your pace -- however you want it: After you and your partner have participated in foreplay, however much you want, and when you feel ready for sex, have your man lie on his back, his penis aroused and standing ready for you to straddle him. Don't be in too much of a hurry to get him inside of you. Take advantage of the opportunity to display your
Four Positions For A Better Orgasm
Four Positions for a Better Orgasm Of course you want a steamier sex life -- but there is more to it then candlelight and lingerie. There are actual tried-and-true methods for getting better stimulated and having the Big O. So, get ready for hotter sex with suggestions that will surprise and thrill your partner, from Deborah Sundahl, author of Female Ejaculation and the G-Spot. Feel free to print this out and bring it to bed with you. We doubt your partner will complain! Modified Missionary You've probably tried the standard missionary position before. But many women complain that they cannot achieve an orgasm with the man lying on top. This modified version should take things up a notch: Lie on your back and put your legs over your partner's shoulders. This is a good position if you need clitoral stimulation in order to orgasm, and it is a nice way to begin to experience building a G-spot orgasm. He'll have a lot of control over stimulating your G-spot, and you can pla
This Thanksgiving Remember To
With the Holidays Approaching it should be a time to reflect on: Our love ones. On What We Have Being Blessed Being Safe and Alive. NOT JUST WHAT WE ARE GOING TO BUY EVERYONE!! Please Fellow this link to a Great Page: This Thanksgiving remember to... While you are reflecting this year, there is something and someone(s) else to remember: Our Service Men & Women!! And not just the ones fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan! But all of them, that away from Home!! Not with Family or Love ones. As you know I served for 9 years in the Air Force. My Basic Training Ended the day before Thanksgiving. And I spent 6 years Overseas. I made a great 2nd Family in Holland with my fellow servicemen & Women and the couple families that was there. Plus our close Dutch Friends. But the other years, I was mainly alone. Yes the Commanders and First Sergeants try to help, but it is not the same. So please for these Holidays, Lets give a moment of
G'nyte & G'bye
A five hour drive of thirst, anger, hunger, and blood. It's good to be home!
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Bigger Boobies
A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies." She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies." A guy sitting nearby looked at her, "By any chance, are you a patient of Dr. Smith's?" "Why, yes I am... How did you know?" He leaned closer, winked and whispered, " Hickory dickory dock..."
Beautiful Blue Persian
About a blue pedigree persian and lips is my mummy, i love her very much!.i have been with my mummy for 10 years, and ok im spoilt...but look at me...i am beautiful are`nt i!? 1 week old SUKIE PANDORA 5months AGED 10
Ok, I am getting married in 5 weeks. I bought my dress 5 weeks ago. When the day arrives I will be 5 months pregnant. So the ? is...will the damn thing fit?? LMAO. I am stressed like crazy. I have 4 weeks of school left until break so if I want to maintain my 4.0 I still have to stay focussed on school. But then I have a 2 year old who always wants to "help mommy with her homework!!" lol. I am tired all the time from this pregnancy, Mel and I only see each other on weekends. He gets off work just in time for me to leave for class. And as all this goes on, I plan a wedding that takes place 180 miles away from where I live 2 days before Christmas!!! I feel like I am losin' my friggin mind. Then, when I think I can not take anymore and I'm ready to cry...I walk in to school one rainy afternoon last week. I stop to talk to someone who was waiting for the elevator. Just as we concluded our conversation this girl who is real uptight and kind of snotty comes bursting through the door out of t
My Favorite Season
If you listen you can hear it Whispers soft and low It means that winter is coming With delicate flakes of snow. If you stop for a moment And take a look around You can hear winters whisper And it's a lovely sound The first snowflakes fall softly And cover up the earth Providing natures winter cover So spring can bring new birth. Listen to the whisper And enjoy winters grace Look up toward Heaven And let the flakes fall on your face THENA
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i've only been outta bed no more then two hours and already things are going blecky! first, our cleaning lady crapped to my social worker..well hey if my apartment was clean wtf would i have her for??? second, the weather..well yah i know i'm in Maine and it's November but c'mon! no more rain okay?!! third, hubby starts whining that the turkey basket he signed up for got cancelled..well geeeesh i told him i didn't know for sure how my nana was doing! annnnnnnyway..on a happier note, my best Friend, my Mentor, my Master..His birthday is today! i hope with all my heart to knock His socks off ;)
You Know This Shit Pisses Me Off
hello. i do rating for people to help them level up.. all i ask if u do rate my shit please leave a comment on my profile... so that i know u helped me... but the main reason for this blog is that i do shit for people and all i ask is if they return the favor back ... so here's whats gonna happen im not rating anyones shit unless they rate mine first ..i dont mind rating just return the love back.. im really not like this but im just a little mad abt that ... so now im all good thanks to this Blog...So come on ppl become a fan of mine or friend .. cuz u can never had too many frinds here on LC or CT whatever the hell u wanna call it now ... hope to hear from ya soon.... Beno0420@ CherryTAP
A Different Christmas Poem
A Different Christmas Poem > > > The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, > I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. > My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, > My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. > Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, > Transforming the yard to a winter delight. > The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, > Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. > My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, > Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. > In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, > So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. > > The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, > But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. > Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the > Sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. > My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, > And I crept to the door just to see who was near. > Standing out in the cold and the dark of the nigh
Stupid Things I Know About
Did you know that the distance between your elbow and wrist is the same as your foot? WD-40 stands for water displacement formula that took them 40 tries to get it right. the statue on top of the capitol building is the godess of the underground Persephani. when you blow on you food your actually making your lips and the inside of your mouth hotter. you can't kiss your elbow. putting sugar into spicy foods reduces heartburn. when you add any two single numbers together the answer is always an even number. the only other creature on this planet that has sex for pleasure is a dolphin. my mothers youngest son(me) was born on friday the thirteenth and her oldest son(my bro) was born on april fools day. snakes can detect the smell of alcohol on you. when you look at a star the light that you see is years old. one out of every six people that you pass by on the street you are in some way related to them. tesla invented the first wireless technology and was
ok, just a few days ago, i posted two bulletins about my father-in -law. and no one even thought to ask how me or my family was, or how he was doing. it is as though everyone reads the contest bulletins and "wanna check out my boobs" ones, but when someone really needs to know that people care, they never come through. Well, my father-in-law died Sunday of a brain anneurism. his family is going through a rough time, it was just so sudden that everyone is still in shock. he was creamated and he wanted to be put in the saddle bags of his Harley, so that is where he is and that is where he will stay. we all got to say goodbye to him brfore they took out the respirator, all except his other son who has a military job overseas. he should get in today. my father-in-law was a great man and he loved his Harley. he gave me my first ride on one. make sure you tell your family and friends that you love them, because they can be gone in an instant.
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Adult Story
I have every woman's dream job. I am a sports reporter, doing interviews in the locker room after the big games. Now being a woman in my sexual prime and a body I'm not ashamed of, I get plenty of stares while I'm doing my interviews, however, I do enough staring of my own. There is something about a sweaty well-hung man parading around a locker room, showing their bodies. Every time I finish an interview I have to go and change my panties because they are soaked with my own juices. One day in particular, I was feeling hornier than usual and had to interview the 5 star players of the game from that day. I knew as soon as I finished I would have to go home and pull out my reliable vibrator and work myself to multiple orgasms, thinking of those naked, sweaty, black bodies, with their huge cocks swinging back and forth like a thick vine. I walked into the locker room, wearing my usual uniform of short, tight skirt, black hose and high heels. Only this day under the blazer I wore, I had
An Opinion About Nothing At All
An opinion about nothing at all Please don't leave me here alone, in my brainspace this has become a very dangerous place for me to face all alone. I lie worth living, this continuous disgrace and all of my trust has been misplaced because to be safe means solitude. So in which direction do I begin to make a senseless confusion of all the fake, the calamities I take too seriously. What's it like to live in my head? Picture a place where everything is dead and veins have all bled a viceral mess. But it's the silver lining of any cloud when feet actually touch the ground I'm alone in this crowd of whispering voices. Please tell them to be quiet my body is on the verge of a required riot a product of all the lying I do to myself. I need to know all your secrets because if you can live with regret and countless years of neglect so can I. But I just want them silenced the buzz in my brain has become a tireless tyrant that runs rampant in the
My First Time At The Gym.....
Ok guys and girls....I got my first personal trainer appt set up for tuesday so wish me luck....Im doing this to be hot! lol kidding im really doing this to feel better and more healthy....instead of sitting around at the computer I need the excersise....mwahz to all who can give me tips and support me in this.....and mwahz to my friends too!
Yes More Updatez On Me
Well I have not been taking my meds like I am supposed too.. This time it sliped.. I really don't know what to do.. If I end up having that break down.. Why a break down? I am tired of people asking me for money all the time.. the people are is my mom she is driving me nuts.. I tryed but it don't seem to work at all.. Yes it is really bullshit, but I can't help it.. I did what I can.. I guess I am going have to get away for a while.. If my grandmother goes to Ohio than I am going up there to see my dad and my best friends parents.. It is the only way to get away from the computer and my mom and every one else that is here.. I have not been really out of the house expet for going to my Appointments.. I do want to get out but If I get out of the house, things will be out of hand.. Don't know why I am thinking this way.. My meds is the only thing that could or can clam me down.. I have depression and I do get depressed alot.. I try to write in my journal and it will get things
Holy Fuck
OMFG how many of u are sick of peeps that don't return the fave when ya ask....go show some friggin love please and if ya haven't already reposted my bulletin to get it out there it wld frickin b appreciated....heres direct link where i wld like some love and not just from my wife. just click on the damn pic ya looked at this so i am sure won't kill ya to do this. maybe take a min or two out of u'r dang internet life.
I Need Your Help
Okay all my friends...As you know I have been entered into a contest called Prince Charming. You guys have been great so far with the votes and comments. Last night I took a big hit and am now losing by a large margin. I really need you guys help. Please stop by and vote and comment if you can. You can comment as many times as you like. I will rate everyones pic and profiles that vote 4 me....I love you all and thanks.
Puppies For Sale! *cute*
Puppies For Sale **************** A store owner was tacking a sign above his door that read Puppies For Sale signs like that have a way of attracting small children and sure enough, a little boy appeared under the store owners sign. How much are you going to sell the puppies for? He asked the store owner. The store owner replied, Anywhere from $30 to $50. The little boy reached in his pocket and pulled out some change. I have $2.37. He said. Can I please look at them? The store owner smiled and whistled and out of the kennel came a lady who ran down the aisle of his store followed by ficw teeny tiny balls of fur. One puppy was lagging considerably behind. Immediatly the boy singled out the limping puppy and asked what's wrong with that little dog? The store owner explained that the vet had examined the little puppy and discoverd it didn't have a hip socket. It would always limp I would always be lame. This is the puppy I want to buy, said the excited little
Big Changes..
Well I'm about to move in with my bf in two weeks and I'm looking forward to it.. A lot:P I actually moved out from my mothers house when I was 17. I then moved in with my ex and we lived together for about 7 months. The relationship as you've probably already guessed went straight to hell and I had to move out when I couldn't take it anymore. So I moved home to my parents again. BIG mistake. We had a great relationship when I wasn't living at home, but when I got back it got bad. They became more strict than they've ever been and didn't want to realize that their little girl had grown a lot in the past 6 months.. But I'm hoping that my relationship to them will become better when I move out again:) And (of course) I hope this relationship works out better than the last one:P My mother lives out on the country side too. Too little action for me.. So I'm moving to Oslo! Weee:) Lets just hope that Oslo can handle me:P
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Awsome And Meaningful Artwork!!!!
My hats off to the artist and owner of this amazing truck... Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master. Had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher. Had no medicines, yet they called Him Healer. Had no army, yet kings feared Him. He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world. He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him. He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today. Feel honored to serve such a Leader who loves us. If you believe in God and in Jesus Christ His Son..send this to all on your Buddy list..if not just ignore..In the Bible, Jesus says..."If you deny me Before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven." GOD BLESS YOU ALL
Some Bullshit
A former Sumner County Sheriff's deputy will face a jury charged in the death of his 19-month-old son. Tuesday morning, a judge said there was enough evidence to send Steven Rupert, Jr., to trial. Prosecutors say Rupert left his son, 19-month-old Lucas Cole, alone in a chair just a few feet away from a private pool. Rupert made a couple of runs to his car when the boy wandered into the pool and drowned. Branden Stitt, a former co-worker of Rupert's, testified he was on the phone with Rupert when the man noticed his son had left the chair. "Then, there was a quick, 'Oh my gosh!' said Stitt, "and the phone hung up." "As he was walking closer to the pool, he noticed a foot or a leg in the pool," testified Jeff Newsum, an agent with the Kansas Bureau of Investigation. "As he got closer to the pool, he saw Lucas floating face up." Rupert is charged with involuntary manslaughter and a count of aggravated child endangerment. The judge said the two charges could be overlappi
You Mean Sexy Left?
i didnt know it left? wow i am glad we have somebody like justin timberlake( skinny as white kid) to tell me he found sexy ( cuz i didnt think a boy like that knew where to find sexy except his girlfriend which is funny shes even lookin at him) and brought it back! wewh what a relief he found it next time it goes missing would someone contact me please just it would be nice to know and i dont want to have to hear it from someone like justin next time
Insane Clown Posse To Wrestle In Philly This Saturday
FROM HTTP://WWW.PWINSIDER.COM FROM THE DESK OF..... TOD GORDON Juggalos? Jiggalos? Deuce Bigalow? What in the world is going on with my new promotion, PWU ? I've got clowns to the left of me and Joker's on my right. This may be one of the most bizarre months I've ever experienced in almost 17 years of promoting professional wrestling events. The key word here is "event ", because when you deal with The Insane Clown Posse, Psychopathic Records, and all of their crazy fans known as " The Juggalos", it's like nothing I have ever experienced before. BOMBSHELL? BOMBSHELL? Annie Social, my executive vice president and I are sitting in my office trying to assemble a card for our great fans of PWU, when we are "told" there is a message waiting for us from Violent J. Simply put .... he's going to drop a bombshell this Saturday night. With Corporal Robinson now pulling double duty as our Hardcore Champ and the JCW's Heavyweight champ, it seemed like a great opportunity to expose our fan
A Must Read
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: BETTER TO BURN OUT THAN FADE AWAY. Date: Nov 13 2006 10:00 PM For THOSE WHO CARE ABOUT OTHERS AND WANT TO SHARE A DRINKING & DRIVING STORY THAT YOU WILL NEVER FORGET~ SIZE=5> This is Jacqueline Saburido on September 19, 1999. This is her and her Father, 1998. This is her on Vacation in Venezuela. Birthday party as a child. At a party with friends. The car in which Jacqueline traveled. She was hit by another car that was driven by a 17-year old male student on his way home after drinking a couple of hard packs with his friends. This was in December 1999. After the accident Jacqueline has needed over 40 operations. Jacqueline was caught in theburning car and her body was heavily burnt for approx. 45 SECONDS! With her Father, 2000. Getting treatment. Th
Can I Rate Your Pictures???
I'd love to rate your pics. But first, stop by and vote for If You Only Knew in the bikini contest. Rate her pic and leave her a comment. Then just let me know that you've voted either by private message, or as a comment and I'll rate your pics as soon as I can. Please don't let me know through shout b/c it will probably be gone before I can see it. Here is the link: Oh, and please let your friends know too so that I can rate their pics too!
To Sexy...
1.) Put your music player on shuffle 2.) Press forward for each question. 3.) Use the song title as the answer to the question. 4.) Don't be petty enough to cheat on something as ridiculous as an online "meme" determined completely by chance, please. 1.) How am I feeling today? All i ever wanted-Shinedown 2.) Where will I get Married? Bring me to life - Evanescence 3.) What is/was highschool like? P.S. I Love You-The All American Rejects 4.) What is my best friend's theme song? Heroes- Shinedown 5.) What is the best thing about me? The Reason- Hoobastank 6.) How is today going to be? All Dressed Up-Plain white t's 7.)What is in store for this weekend? Love the Way -Five Times August 8.) How is my life going? Letters To The President-Hawk Nelson 9.) What song describes my parents? Tears Don't Fall-Bullet For My Valentine 10.) What song will they play at my funeral? It Ends Tonight-The All American Rejects 11.) How does the world
Seek Not My Heart
Seek Not My Heart by Kit McCallum Oh gentle winds 'neath moonlit skies, Do not you hear my heartfelt cries? Below the branches, here about, Do not you sense my fear and doubt? Side glistening rivers, sparkling streams, Do not you hear my woeful screams? Upon the meadows, touched with dew, Do not you see my hearts a'skew? Beneath the thousand twinkling stars, Do not you feel my jagged scars? Seek not my mournful heart kind breeze, For you'll not find it 'mongst these trees. It's scattered 'cross the moonlit skies, Accompanied by heartfelt sighs. It's drifting o're the gentle rain, A symbol of my silent pain. It's buried 'neath the meadow fair, Conjoined with all the sorrow there. It's lost among the stars this night, Too far to ease my quiet fright. No gentle winds, seek not my heart, For simply ... it has torn apart. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It is just one of those days.
Hello Everyone
hi my name is stacy,i have a 3yr.old son and i have bh hazle eyes 5"5 200lbs i love to chat as a friendship and i have a b/f i love to go skating bingo visit with my friends and i have a paper route that i do 6days a week
Emotion Test
Don't cheat! It's pretty good. Write Your Answers Underneath The Question. The Answers Are At The Bottom, BUT Dont Cheat... Then Repost This For Others To Answer... 1.Which is your favorite color out of: red, black, blue, green or yellow? black 2. Your first initial? M 3. Your month of birth? Aug 4. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black 5. Name some one of the same sex as you? Val 6. Your favorite number? 5 7. Do you like Flying or Driving more? Driving 8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more? Lake 9. Think Of A Wish.... Answers 1. If you choose: Red - You are alert and your life is full of love. Black - You are conservative and aggressive. Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue- You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 2. If you're initial is: A-K You have a lot of love and fr
Good Tips!
This was written by a guy who has had years of experience. and he's pretty damn good. with girls.. 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house [without notice]...they run around in their underwear just like we do. 2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud. If you do cheat on them do not ever talk to the girl or see the girl you cheated on them with. They will be hurt , no matter what they say. 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the hat. 4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. 5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous. 6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it. 7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they'r
Try to answer the questions below without thinking dirty! All the answers in this quiz are NOT dirty in any way. The answers are at the bottom of the page. Vocabulary test for the dirty minded: 1. what is a four-letter word that ends in k? And means the same as intercourse? 2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of? 3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it? 4. What word starts with "f” and ends with "u-c-k"? 5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in “u-n-t “one of which is a word for a woman? 6. What does a dog do that you can step into? 7. What four letter word begins with "f” and ends with k", and if you can't get one you can use your hands? 8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat? 9. What four-letter word ends in "I-t” and is found on the bottom of birdcages? 10. What is it that all
Test The Waters
ok the rednecks have said some pretty mean things about me and other people on cherry tap. i knowthat i`m a ver nice guy and should be cussed or callresd racial skurs due to the things they have said so if you believe them just let me know and i will mostdefinetly take you off my list
Things You'd Never Think To Ask
30 Things You'd Never Think to Ask 1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? No 2. Do you close your eyes on roller coaster? Dont really ride them 3. When's the last time you've been sledding? Never? 4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? Hmm donno.. 5. Do you believe in ghosts? Yes..Kinda 6. Do you consider yourself creative? Sometimes 7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife? Yes 8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie? Jennifer 9. Can you honestly say you know ANYTHING about politics? Not enough. 10. Do you know how to play poker? Kinda yup 11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? No 12. What's your favorite commercial? Hmm the one for 6 flags with the old dude... 13. Who was your first love? Nick Carter :| 14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around you, do you run a red light? Dont drive.. 15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you? Might.. 16. Boston Red Sox or
Would You? Will You? Y = Yes N = No M=maybe
answer this and send it back 2 me in my inbox! You can add more to these if you want. Post it on ur bulletin w/ out the answers!! just do it. i'll respond. these usually turn out to be pretty funny You might be surprised w/ the results y = Yes n = No m=Maybe Would you? Will you? [_] give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _ [_] kiss me? [_] let me kiss you? [_] watch a porn movie with me? [_] take me out to dinner? [_] let me drive you somewhere? [_] take a shower with me? [_] buy me a drink? [_] take me home for the night? [_] let me sleep in your bed? [_] Sing car karaoke w/ me? [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? [_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me? [_] let me make you breakfast? [_] help me with homework? [_] tickle me? [_] let me tickle you? [_] stick up for me if i was being put down? [_] get wasted with me? [_] instant message me?
100 Question!!!
1. How old will you be in five years? 2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today? 3. How tall are you? 4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks? 5. What's the last movie you watched? 6. Who is the last person you called? 7. Who was the last person to call you? 8. What was the last text message you received? 9. Do you prefer to call or text? 10. Do you have any pets? 11. What were you doing at 12am last night? 12. Are your parents married/separated/divorced? 13. When is the last time you saw your mom? 14. What color are your eyes? 15. What time did you wake up today? 16. What are you wearing right now? 17. What's your favorite Christmas song? 18. Where is your favorite place to be? 19. Where is your least favorite place to be? 20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere? 21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years? 22. Do you tan or burn? 23. What d
Once you have opened this bulletin, there's no turning back. Repost this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign or you'll get bad luck and lose the person you dearly love most! >>>ARIESlovable >Spontanious. >Not one to FUCK with. >Erotic. >Funny. >Take you on trips to the moon in bed. > excellent kisser >EXTREMELY sexy. >Loves being in long relationships.=) >Addictive. >Loud. >best in bed >>>CANCERVery high sex appeal. > Great in bed!!! > Love is one of a kind. > Very romantic. > Most caring person you will ever meet! > Entirely creative > Extremely random and proud of it > Freak in bed> Spontaneous> Great tellin stories > Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it > Someone you should hold on to> >>>VIRGOsomeone loves them right now. >Freak in bed. >Always wants the last word. >Caring. >Smart. >Addictive. >Attractive. >Loud. >Loyal. >Easy to talk to. >Hard to forget >Love at first sight wit u babe >Everything u ever wanted >Easy to please >The one a
goooood morning peepz. woke up 10am this morning.. dead tired. even tho its only 3.20pm talking to peter and sum wierd dude i got to know here on pr last nigth on msn .. lennon is busy i guess alot of drunks running around at his work... oh... now his the drunk today ;) my mistake :P well today im just gonna do like i've done the rest of the week.. nothing .. gonna sit here all day ... maybe try and find something tiny to eat. tomorrow i get real food. thata i know for sure :P i dont know if im gonna take the train or the bus back hom... im thinking bus. but have no idea yet :P if i take the train i have to switch train in Katrineholm to get to Norrköping. baaah :P im a lazy bastard. back in norrköping im gonna go to Thai Takeout and grab me muh amazing fav dish of foooooood :P just NEED that now ... i migth even get some with me to go so i got sum back home gotta luv there food :P well now try and find some breakfast here. that will be a prob.
If This Doesnt Get To The Point Of Life
9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there
My Salute To New Orleans
A City that was - and will be again The glamorous city of New Orleans had a very humble start to life. Founded by French Creoles, the city actually began as a crude settlement battered by hurricanes, floods and hostile Indians. By 1762, Louisiana had been transferred from French to Spanish hands, putting New Orleans in the hands of the Spanish at the time the New England colonies were revolting against George III. Following the Louisiana Purchase, thousands of American settlers came down the Mississippi to make their fortunes in New Orleans. Today, New Orleans flourishes as one of the largest ports in the United States and one of the nations most popular tourist destinations. Millions of dollars are being spent in development and renovation. Yet, with all the modern innovations, the city retains its Old World European aura, carefully preserving its history, its reputation for world-famous jazz and cuisine, and its romantic Creole heritage. New Orleans is proud of i
I'm A Sausage...
I'm a spicy eastern european sausage. Get that reference and win a prize. Or something.
2 Days Here Level Eleven
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So Whats Up With People....
Ok so I hate it when you see this really hot pic as someones profile default pic and then you get to the rest of their pics and that pic is not of them! I mean its one thing to have a picture of a car or something but of another person! thats false advertisement! Do you really need the attention that badly?? Whatever works I guess! Ok I feel better! Sorry guys!
Face Paint Contest Rules And Times
Okay Since thanksgiving is next week, I think I am not going to start the contest until Monday November 27th at 12:00 noon (eastern time) and it will run until Thursday November 30th to 12 noon eastern time. Rules #1. comments and ratings will be combined to make grand total. so if some rates you and comments you that counts as 2 votes. and it does not matter what they rate you, so if they rate a 1 that is still one vote. #2. Please only comment once person, multiply comments will not be counted. I feel that it's not fair if someone has friends that do not have anything better to do then leave one person 1000 comments. #3. This contest is just for fun. I am not sure if i can get tags made yet, but I am trying my best to get someone to help me with that, but I will buy some pricey presents for the winners and the runner ups. #4. Please pimp urself out, but please no buying cherry blast. #5. Most importnat, have FUN and Be nice, we are all family here.
Man Rules
We always hear " the rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. Se
Song Of The Day - Papa Roach - Last Resort
Cut my life into pieces This is my last resort Suffocation, no breathing Don't give a fuck If I cut my arm bleeding This is my last resort Cut my life into pieces I've reached my last resort Suffocation, no breathing Don't give a fuck If I cut my arm bleeding Do you even care If I die bleeding? Would it be wrong or Would it be right If I took my life tonight Chances are that I might Mutilation out of sight And I'm contemplating suicide Cause I'm losing my sight, Losing my mind, Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine Losing my sight , Losing my mind, Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine I never realized I was spread too thin Till it was too late And I was empty within Hungry feeding on chaos and living in sin Downward spiral, where do I begin It all started when I lost my mother No love for myself And no love for another Searching to find a love upon a higher level Finding nothing but questions and devils Cause I'm losing my sight Losing my
What I Find Very Pathetic About Some People...
What I find funny and a little disturbing at the same time is, there is alot of contests on this site, mainly about T&A. So when a friend of mine decided to do a different kind of contest. One that doesn't have to do with T&A or even people at all she doesn't get any response at all to the contest. And here I thought some of my friends in my list would of jumped at the chance to of gotten into the contest since I posted it over and over. But I guess I was wrong. So with that said, I don't want anyone getting their undies in a wad when I won't stop everything that I am doing and go vote for them in the best ass or whatever kind of contest it may be. But on the same token, most who really talk to me know I will bend over backwards for my true friends.
The School Play
"The School Play" Two little boys in first grade were chosen to be the leads in their first school play. It was to be a Shakespearean play. The first little boy was to say, "My fair maiden... I have come to snatch a kiss and fill your soul with hope." The second little boy was to reply by saying, "Hark! a pistol shot." Well, on opening night in the school auditorium, the two little boys were a bit nervous, knowing that all the seats were going to be filled with grown-ups. The teacher told them to take their places on the stage and to remember to speak very loud as soon as the curtain goes up. The curtain rose and looking out upon the audience the two boys were terrified. They stood there frozen. So the teacher whispered for them to begin. The first boy yelled out these unforgettable words... "My fair maiden... I have come to kiss your snatch! And fill your hole with soap." The second boy screams out..."Hark! a shistol pot, a postle shiss, a pot of sh
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The Message In This Day
Thursday, November 16, 2006 The message in this day What is today telling you? Instead of feeling that you must fight against the events and developments of this day, decide to carefully listen. Imagine that there's a message in each circumstance that comes your way. Proceed as if you're receiving valuable information that can make a real difference in your life and in your world. Instead of becoming completely consumed by what's happening, take a moment to consider why. Then go one step further and look at ways you can make use of the new knowledge that is coming your way. The challenges that arrive, the joys you experience, the disappointments, the discoveries, and the seemingly random happenings all add up to something. Let go of the need to instantly jump to shallow conclusions about each little thing, and seek to know the whole picture. Find out for yourself what happens when you make the assumption that everything occurs for a reason, and that those reasons are
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Facepaint Contest
Okay I am gonna do the face paint contest. if you want to be in it please send me a message and the pic that you in the contest. I am going to put up the rules and the times in a blog. Please make sure you read them also. thanks and MMFWCL. ~~baby girl~~ baby girl~~Juggalette Homie~~~@ CherryTAP
A Different Christmas Poem
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the Sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, som
Gobble Gobble
Turkey Log..Gobble date t-minus 7 and counting. The time of year is upon us. Yes thats right...the "holiday" season. So what do you want Santa to bring you. Please leave your lists here... I will talk to the big guy.. I have connections and we will see what we can do. If you are interested in a Secret LC Santa.. Send me a message!!
Nice To Be On Cherry Tap!
Nice being here and I enjoy every comment you make and every new friend! U rock guys!
Would You If You Could?
I have entered 2 contests and would like to win them, cause I am not much of a Winner...(What Dork Fish So drop by and leave some Love... Thanks Y'all... Dork Fish.
Top Country & Western Songs
17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine 16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long 15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me 13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well 11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better 10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight 8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here 7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now 6. My wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him 5. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger 4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly 3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure 2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer 1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman,
What I've Been Up To Part 3
well i have been to the airport to see my sister come home so i am happy now she's home and i got to see The Santa Clause 3 The Escape Clause it was fantastic worth seeing it made me smile and happy since i had a up and down year so far so it's a good thing me been in a happy mood after so far 10 months without a best friend in my life anymore it was the worst day in my life not having no best friend forever which sucks until the next blog take care from Bruce
All My Friends
I will be gone for most of the next 2 days. I had a cousin pass away and her services are today so going to stay overnight with family (and they are in the stone ages so no internet) so I will not be on at all once I leave.. I will be gone tomorrow night as well so I wont be on much once I am back from my families local.. kisses and hugs to all, no time to leave all individual comments so if I dont get to you before, everyone have a good weekend and dont miss me too much! So get her done!!! for the men and some of the ladies' for the ladies, and maybe some of the men (lol)
Positive Side Of Life
MessageLiving on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year. How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live. Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open. Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them? Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us. If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet? You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person. Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened. We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors....but they all exist very nicely in the same box. A
Greyhound Poop
Bus company sued for repulsive highway latrine-dumping incident NOVEMBER 7--An Ohio family is suing Greyhound Lines, claiming that they were driving behind one of the company's buses when the vehicle discharged its latrine, covering them and their car with a fetid stew of human waste, toilet paper, and chemicals. In a Court of Common Pleas lawsuit, Robert and Angela Stokes charge that they were driving last May (Mother's Day, to be exact) on I-75 in Toledo when "Greyhound Bus No. 6426" suddenly "emptied the contents of its latrine." The Stokes, who were traveling with their three children, claim that they and their 2002 Ford Explorer were covered with "human urine, human feces, toilet paper, other waste products" and a liquid toilet chemical known as F-104 Inca Gold. Along with destroying their car, the Stokes contend that the bus discharge ruined their clothes and caused them to incur about $10,000 in medical bills. The complaint, an excerpt of which you'll find below, seeks at leas
New Chip For Women
Apple Computer reported today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music inside women's breasts. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
Sexy Ezra's Latest Picture Preview
Sexy Ezra's Latest Picture Preview The following is a preview for: !!!CUMMING VERY SOON!!! This is my girlfriend, the very sexy and enchanting: Ezra Valentine. We just took new photos and naughty videos of her masterbating for our upcumming website You can see a short preview of her latest pictures by clicking the photo link below. *spanks and kisses* Hazel All of our photos found within our preveiws are copywrite 2006 This preview has been brought to you by
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Life " My First Blog"
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I bite my lip. As I gasp for breath While your moving your hands Slowly... Down my hips. You take my breath away With your gentle touch Could this be more than some carefree lust There is emotion in your voice And that is what tells me different Is there anything that lies between us You kiss your way down from my neck Pressing your soft lips against my tits You place your hand between my thighs And I let out a moanful sigh Oh god, don't let this end It has been a dream Since we first began You whisper for me to hold you tight As you thrust yourself deep inside For a minute I cannot breathe This feels to good to believe You move yourself In and out, in and out I'm careful to not let out a moaning shout For I'm afraid to ruin the moment That is to come about... You tell me this doesn't have to end For we both have days to bend Suddenly with a smile You thrust yourself in so hard I let out an exotic cry This has to be the best day of my life You kiss
Oh The People We Meet!
So last night on my way home from another glorious day on recruiting duty i decided to stop in at this little poe dunk bar that i pass by every night on my way home. I walked in and was instantly assualted by the oh so delightful stench of stale beer, stale cigarette smoke, stale food and stale body order. I thought to my self hell i have been in worse remember the bar in Cheboygan Michigan (more on that later). I sat at the bar and order a nice tumbler of Jim on the rocks. I gotta have my whiskey. The missing my two front teeth, 5 chinned, straggly greasy haired bartender that had been ridden hard and put away wet one too many time offered it to me with a toothless grin and cig hanging out of the side of her mouth. I sat their and sipped my whiskey as all good whiskey drinkers do and looked around the bar. It was pretty empty an older couple that had obviously been around since the bar had seen it hey days. A drunk mumbling something about big brother always watching him (mind
The Silence
I am drowning in the silence. This quietness I can no longer stand. At one time I adored being alone. But now crave the attention from another. The silence drives me mad It makes me think. Think of the worst. I cant take it. With all these thoughts. I feel I will burst. I sit in a room. All alone. Starring out the window. To the darkness outside. Its the silence that drives me mad. Can I? Will I? Just pull the.. Wait I can't. What am I thinking. Great now I'm talking to myself. What is wrong with me? Nothing, I'm fine. I'm just not all there. Being alone for so long. No one there for me. No one to care. Whats the difference. Its always been this way. How come its never been this bad. Only because the silence now drives me mad? Its makes me think. And I think hard. I don't like this feeling. Just let it go away. I have butterflies in my stomach. And I feel so much pain. Pull the.. Slash the.. Swallow the... I can't. Damn am I insane
Elusive Love
So close to midnight No one to hold my hand While I feel so cold I wish tonight I did not have to give in But all this pain has caused me so much suffering And I dont think I can hang on any longer Im tired of faking smiles Just to get through the day So no one knows my misery My tears feel like ice Falling against my cheek And my body feels so lifeless So weak I miss my love My only love The one who made me feel special enough To take on the world And be so strong The one who never let me feel alone He gave me the hope to try for my dreams And the courage inside to just be me He showed me I had talent To sing so beautifully And he never let me not know How much he loved me But with all my happiness Between us There has always been an undying fear That he will never be near How much I care Does he even know I scream out just to show But my voice is like a whisper in the wind Seeming to never be heard again So I lay here In this meadow So cold Starri
Miss Me
Would Anyone Miss Me If I Were Gone The Destractions From Me Would Be Done The Despairation For Your Attention Would Be No More Sadly Im Tired Of This Life Gone Wrong No One I Feel Understands Whats Wrong With Me The Reason Im So Tired The Reason Im So Unhappy I Wish I Could Sleep Forever Im Even Tired Of Putting On A Fake Smile I Feel Like Im Just Taken As A Joke To Some A Fool To The Rest I Have No Part Thats The Best Of Me Just A Worn Down Soul That Should Never Be ©Sorrow
I’m here alone. To cry on my own. And the only shoulder I have. Is my reflection in the mirror. It shares my pain and all my tears. And everything else. Down to my biggest fears. I listen to my music. And it helps to ease the pain. The soft tone of her voice. Slows down the anger inside. Calms me down, from hitting things. And I just let out the cries. Hopefully one day. I will wake from this dream. In all hopes everything will be ok. ©Sorrow
My Friends Daughter
If you know the story will understand this. My friends/co-workers daughter lost the fight around midnight last night. She has been on life support since Sunday and her poor body let her go !! Thank you for your thoughts and prayers !! Continue keeping the family in your thoughts !! They are going to need all the strength they can get !! There is no more physical pain, only the pain left in our hearts....
As The Darkness Shines Bright
The night fills the sky. While the moon shines radiant light. Memories of her lover flow through her mind. Where did he go to? How did he disappear? Finally it had happened. Her biggest fear. As the darkness shines bright. Over the star lit sky. She thinks to herself. How could she have let this happen? Why? She lays her head in her hands to cry. Was every sweet and pure dream just a lie? He made her life complete. But now sadness she must defeat. She will grow stronger. With the memories left behind. As the darkness shines bright. In her mind he is near. And in her heart she has nothing to fear. ©Sorrow
If Only
If only I could close my eyes If only I could hold my breathe that long Then maybe all this anger inside All the anger might subside If only I could scream loud But no one could hear If only I could lay in bed all day But no one not notice Then maybe all this anger inside All the anger might subside If only I could break things But not get in trouble If only I could run away But no one worry Then maybe all this anger inside All the anger might subside If only I could write But only until the pain in my hand sets in If only I could talk to myself But no one think I’m crazy Then maybe all this anger inside All the anger might subside If only I could contemplate But have no one care If only I could go through with it But no one know If only I could stand the pain long enough Everyone will see That all the anger inside All the anger inside finally subsided in me ©Sorrow
Please Forgive Me
i am soo sorry everyone that i have not been on much but they just gave me full time at work and i have been bustin my ass off at work im tired as hell but it is what i wanted i will try my best no wait i will play catch up this weekend with all comments and ty thank you for all the comments and the love
Never Thought
I thought you loved me. I thought you cared. And now my life doesn't seem all that fair. I slowly start to fade away. Because of you, putting me through this agony and pain. I never thought it would end this way. Why did you have to go and kill me for. You watch my lack of breath as I hit the floor. Its all because of that girl. She promised you the world. If you would just get rid of me. And now she has you. While I lay here in a dying rage and bleed. ©Sorrow
I bite my lip. As I gasp for breath While your moving your hands Slowly... Down my hips. You take my breath away With your gentle touch Could this be more than some carefree lust There is emotion in your voice And that is what tells me different Is there anything that lies between us You kiss your way down from my neck Pressing your soft lips against my tits You place your hand between my thighs And I let out a moanful sigh Oh god, don't let this end It has been a dream Since we first began You whisper for me to hold you tight As you thrust yourself deep inside For a minute I cannot breathe This feels to good to believe You move yourself In and out, in and out I'm careful to not let out a moaning shout For I'm afraid to ruin the moment That is to come about... You tell me this doesn't have to end For we both have days to bend Suddenly with a smile You thrust yourself in so hard I let out an exotic cry This has to be the best day of my life You kiss
My Living Proof
My Living Proof What else am I to do with myself What else to convey the way I'm feeling I feel like I'm going insane All these words swimming Racking my brain I'm bored with my life every other day My heart aches for something new Foundations as weak as clay Fortune is not my friend it seems Grinning in another direction Spitting with objection My mind spins into the mist that is the world outside the windows of my eyes And in this moment I am free Do I rip out my hair and run into the woods Or pack my bags and see the truth All I need now is my living proof
Deepest Love
Deepest Love When things start falling away And the world doesn't know you anymore Everything is changing for better and worse And you can't keep your eyes up above the floor When I still trip and stumble And I can't do anything right Trouble is peering from all directions I put my fists up and prepare to fight Before me comes that bright angelic glow And a comfort takes away it all That hand slips my fist into hers Rage fades and my anger too My heart flutters and misses beats Skin grows cold and bumps show all over Hair on my neck still risen from the first time That peace took a hold of my life A feeling grows and fills a void That was left behind inside Warmth of blood flowing through me again That I thought I would never feel a second time I tremble now in the thought I am at home when I am known I am loved even though I'm gone I am more human than I've ever been shown My deepest regrets are even deeper in the past I can not change what has alr
Why do I feel so worthless? Why do I feel so cold? Why do I feel hated? By everyone I love. Why does my heart burn? From all this pain. Why do I feel ashamed? Why can't life be sustained? Why do I ask why? When I'll never get an answer. Why do I feel at all? Can't it all just go away? Please let it go away. ©Sorrow
Without You
Life to me would no longer matter If you are not by my side For everyday that would go by More and more tears Would fall from my eyes And if u were gone I would no longer wake up each day Because the thought of waking up alone I could no longer stand I would miss your hugs Your smile Your kisses The simple soft touch of ur hand And in the end This life without u Would be no more For I could no longer Miss the person I've always loved, cherished and adored ©Sorrow
Crashes And Burns
what happened to me why am i even here there are thoughts in my mind but they seem so unclear where do i go where do i turn the only thing i feel are the crashes and burns and in this day its o so wrong to have flashes of rage and dispair all day long in my eyes there is a void and through this hatred is an angry gurl looking for a place to hide wanting to cry wanting to scream tired of people telling her things will get better ... its not that easy no one understands no one can see all the pain deep down inside of me no more goals the lack of hope and all my dreams up in smoke just let me go and be alone © Sorrow
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Little Kitty (poem)
Hey there little kitty cat Come and sit upon my lap Tell me where you came from While we sit underneath the sun When did you arrive and how? Would you like some milk? Meow! What beautiful and soft fur Think I'll call you Tiger! Purrr oh, you are really sweet How about something to eat? And look at this, a squeak toy Yes, it's yours my furry joy I know you don't have a home But, you're no longer all alone So, let's go inside and play And you are welcome to stay * Wrote this one about my new little kitty, Tiger :)
I'm Brand New
still trying to figure this out... give me some time :)
Hide But You Won't Seek!
Romans 4:8 “Blessed is the man to whom the Lord will not impute sin.” God has imputed His righteousness to every believer. That means that instead of your sin being on your account, it is His righteousness. Not only has He forgiven you and covered your sins, but He has given you His righteousness. You will fail, but God will not impute that to you. If God were to impute sin to you, then when you fail you would be lost again. How much sin would it take to make you lost? Just one half of one sin. You see, you are not going to heaven because you are perfect. No one is perfect. But, we have received Christ as our righteousness. And in His eyes, we are perfect. Have you tried to hide something from God – thinking He won’t find out? Isaiah 29:15 says "Woe to those who go to great depths to hide their plans from the LORD, who do their work in darkness and think, "Who sees us? Who will know?" Read Psalm 32 today and learn about how God desires a relationshi
Cherry Tap Can Be...
Am In Pain
: ( I'm in so much pain at the moment.Just got back in from the dentist , after having my wizdome tooth pulled. If that wasnt bad enough , the stupid f**kin dentist woman broke my tooth pulling it out..... OMFG....How much pain can she put me through ....... And i have to go back again next week to have the other one pulled . Not a cat in hells chance .... Ok moan over .Please if u have time spare me some love , as im feeling like poo. And could do with some xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sexy Back
[Verse 1] I’m bringing sexy back Them other boys don’t know how to act I think your special whats behind your back So turn around and I'll pick up the slack. Take em’ to the bridge Dirty babe You see these shackles Baby I’m your slave I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave It’s just that no one makes me feel this way Take em' to the chorus [Chorus] Come here girl Go ahead, be gone with it Come to the back Go ahead, be gone with it VIP Go ahead, be gone with it Drinks on me Go ahead, be gone with it Let me see what you’re working with Go ahead, be gone with it Look at those hips Go ahead, be gone with it You make me smile Go ahead, be gone with it Go ahead child Go ahead, be gone with it And get your sexy on Go ahead, be gone with it Get your sexy on Go ahead, be gone with it [Repeat 6 times] Get your sexy on [Verse 2] I’m bringing sexy back Them other fuckers don’t know how to act Come let me make up for the things you lack Cause your
The Empty Chair
Redneck Hurricane Survival Kit
Redneck Hurricane Survival Kit Sent to me by many readers, here is the Redneck Hurricane Survival Kit. Redneck Hurricane Survival Kit: Mustard.............................................check Cheetos..............................................check Toilet Paper........................................check Bud Light...........................................check Keystone Ice........................................check Budweiser..........................................check Red Dog.............................................check Misc. other bottles of alcohol......................check Sheet of plywood or door on which to float your booze (and chick)...................................check ( To insure that all segments of society receive Fair and Equal Opportunity Disaster-Preparedness Training, this checklist also appears in an easy-to-follow photographic format for the benefit of the less-than-literate):
Bf Application
Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists? 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the beach? 5. If so...would you go with me late at night? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. If you were to take me out to a movie would we watch the movie? 9. If not what would we be doing? 10. Do you play an instrument? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure I made it home alright? 13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on a gurl/guy? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, player, slut)? 17. Would you give me kisses just because? What Would You do if... I cried: I said I liked you: I kissed you: I wanted to have sex with you: I touched your ass: I was hospitalized:
Porn Bread
This is gonna be one hell of a party dont miss it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
New Airport Restrictions
I guess this is what they call "flying the friendly skies!!"
I Wear Blackk For The Broken, The Beaten
All The While He Was Alone, But The Past Was Close Behind
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Rofl. Great!
Congratulations your ALMOST a Slut! Just a wild night away! Go out and rack up some points! Your Motto: "I'll Try Anything Once!" Your Sign: "Rest Area Ahead" Let's Park! * Don't forget to pratice SAFE SEX! Take The Slut Quiz Now!"Slut Quiz - Female" is available here***starXtest v2.0***
we all have are flaws, sometimes something always goes bad, we all make mistakes. my flaws seem to becoming more eventful and to be seen. people keep telling me what is wrong with me, things i was born to feel, mistakes in who i was raised to become. that sometimes is more an always where something has and will go wrong, either by fate or my own mistake. and finally we all make mistakes though i seem to be making more, often and more destructive. i hate who i have become, i once loved who i was even if no one believed so, i am scared of who i may hurt and what i might do to myself. i have become a coward, fearful, paranoid, lonely, tired, weak. i dont feel i have purpose, nor to i feel the fight in me to continue. call me weak call me lazy to find a reason to fight, though i have always appeared strong. though when i know i am not flawed though am a flaw then why fight? i love though even that holds no strength against me, nor does it hold reason or power with those whom i d
Updated Stash !!!
Hi everyone I hope your week is going well. I wanted to let you all know that i have updated my stash, the pics section and the jokes section. Drop by and have a look ! Enjoy. Linda xx
Sunday Sex
**Sunday Sex** A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest and asks for his opinion o! n this question. ** After consulting the bible, the priest says, " My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work and is therefore not permitted on Sundays." The man thinks: " What does a priest know about sex?" So he goes to a minister, who after all is a married man and experienced in this matter. He queries the minister and receives the same reply. Sex is work and therefore not for the Sabbath! Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority: a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge. In other words, he goes to a rabbi. The Rabbi ponders the question, then states, " My son, sex is definitely play." The man replies, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?" The Rabbi softly speaks, "If sex were work, my wife would have the ma
The Duct Tape Incident
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?" "Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed." "That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?" "I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped "it" to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show". "Sensible" says Jeff. "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you ever saw." "And what happened then?" "I kicked her in the face."
I Am Nothing
So many wasted days Come and go like ocean waves it hits me like a freight train And now I can't get off my face How could I have been so polite to simply let them die Who am I to spread my fingers after God has filled my hands Watching the moments slip through like desert sand Respect her ignorance Just in case she takes offense the darkness that's killing her Well that is just not my concern You're not guaranteed tomorrow ~NFA~
The Perfect Turkey Recipe
The perfect recipt for people, like me, who are just not sure how to tell when the Thanksgiving turkey is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try. 12-16 lb. turkey 1 cup melted butter 1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is good.) 1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHERS LOW FAT) Salt/pepper to taste Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter, salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven. Listen for the popping sounds. When the turkey's ass blows the oven door open and the turkey flies across the room, it is done.
Fun With Yahoo
Okay, I don't usually do this, and I felt kinda bad about it afterward. But reading it afterwards made me laugh! And ala my friend Justine Thyme I decided I'd post it. Besides, it reminded me of the 7 women who tried to get me to cash money orders and send them back the money so they could come back to the States and fulfill my wildest fantasy! (That is, IF the money orders weren't fake and I didn't go to jail cashing them!) Now, I had made a mistake and not only left YIM open, but I left it totally available while I went for dinner. When I returned, I found: vickky_gea_cute4coolman: helllo vickky_gea_cute4coolman: vickky powell I am looking for a man who truly knows how to love,for me this is important.I am a dreamer and a romantic woman I believe in true love. I believe that I can have a best friend in the man I love.I also will work hard for that person. I enjoy making dinner for the man what I love.I enjoy buying gifts and I enjoy making the person I love the most important
Follow Up On This
Something cool that Xerox is doing If you go to this website, can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it, and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq . You can't pick out who gets it, but it will go to some member of the armed services. How AMAZING it would be if we could get everyone we know to send one!!! This is a great site. Please send a card. It is FREE and it only takes a second.
Sex And Sins
"The pen with which I write shakes between my fingers, leaving behind its rusted nib a dark and jagged trail that will confess my sin. A sin committed over quarter of a century, the sin that was my enlightenment. And despite the years that have passed between my transgression and my confession, despite the dilution of memories not important enough to keep, there is no fear that the details contained in these pages are not filled to overflowing with vitality." As a petal of a rose With soft and pearly skin Which flies in the wind Iridescent under the sun's rays And reddening in the twilight glow You open to my lips your smooth and pink flower You offer to my breath Its intoxicating fragrance You offer to our sex its delicate velvet As a smooth nest welcoming my warm semen
Sex And Sins
"The pen with which I write shakes between my fingers, leaving behind its rusted nib a dark and jagged trail that will confess my sin. A sin committed over quarter of a century, the sin that was my enlightenment. And despite the years that have passed between my transgression and my confession, despite the dilution of memories not important enough to keep, there is no fear that the details contained in these pages are not filled to overflowing with vitality." As a petal of a rose With soft and pearly skin Which flies in the wind Iridescent under the sun's rays And reddening in the twilight glow You open to my lips your smooth and pink flower You offer to my breath Its intoxicating fragrance You offer to our sex its delicate velvet As a smooth nest welcoming my warm semen
Be You
Check Out My
Just call the number below, and enter the code to leave me a voice message that will appear here on my site. Number: 1(641)985-7800 Code: 2079402 (I'm not sure if you need to input the star, try it and if it doesn't work try it again without the star).
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Wet Like The Sea
And I stretch myself a white ship stranded on the shore released from his mooring ropes free like a bird free like Life And I open myself a white dove stranded on your sheets released from my clothes Wet like the sea Warm like the fire Offered to all your desires
I have these feelings inside that I can't control My heart pounds in my chest. My palms are sweaty with thoughts of you. Everytime I think of you, I have to catch my breath My body shutters in bursts knowing that your touch could be hot. I cannot admit my feelings to you. I would not know how you would react to me. I talk to you but deep down I'm dying. I want to scream to you... That I want you babe... We finally meet. You and I look into each other's eyes Not knowing what to do. Your touch is like a burning furnace setting my skin on fire. Your kisses make me fall into your arms... My body comes alive with needs. A temple that has been dominate for years. Now it is the time to set me in the ultimate high. For a time I have always wanted you. But the timing wasn't right to tell you. But we stand now inches to inches Your touch sends shock waves to my very core. Making me want you more. Making me want to be with you forever. Our souls are tied together...
The Taste
MySpace Comments Graphics You have me in your hands You eye'n me I say go ahead taste it U throw your hair over one Shoulder,you hold back by Stroken me up&down Your mouth is get reall wet You can't hold back anymore u need that taste in your mouth D I C K Start to lic it, suc it mmm... As you run your tongue down the Middle of my dick to my nut's Lic'n, lic'n and suc'n them Run your tongue back up My dick were you place your mouth on me I'm start'n to cum In your mouth you consumed every drop as you that was so DAMN GOOD MMM...
I Am A Bird
When the day casts off I am all white and my wings are immense I am bird of Greece And my soul walks in Freedom Here the sky ends with droplets of light And love warms my skin and fills my desires
The Ocean I Carry
I carry the ocean the wind and the sweetness Among my thighs of fog and lilacs Come into me my dear sailor Move you ship inside my waves Erect your mast and sail on my wild ocean of desire and lust
Take Me Please Now
As every day, I awaken early and slip on my sports clothes and running shoes. I am ready to take my bicycle and to go to the lake. I love to run in the early morning around this unfrequented lake, surrounded by just the bird's songs and the gentle rustling of the tree's leaves. I love to feel my leg and thigh muscles when running. I also love to run as smoothly as possible, like a cat, unwinding my legs in complete harmony with my whole body. Seven miles will be enough for today. I am happy after that good sweat. I peel off my clothes, so pleased to leave their stickiness and feel the air caressing my skin, so eager to dive in the welcoming freshness of the water. It is a true delight to bathe nude in this little wild mountain lake, I feel like a white and graceful swan, gliding silently while looking through the pure water as the fish swim fearlessly around me. I now float on my back, eyes closed, feeling the tender bite of the sun on my nipples, gently moving my legs to remain at
Hi there ladies. Pls pls pls can someone reply to my sadness and mercy !! i am single and cant seem to get a date and im so horny i need relief. Therefore can some ladies send me a sexy video in order to help relive the situation and i will send u a gift or something of ur choice xxxx Many thanks in advance Jon
Naked Truth
"Come on Sandra, don't let me go alone to this paintings opening." "Joan, please tell me why I should go with you to see this Rupert Stanford's nude paintings? Not only do I not care to see nude women and I actually find such displays disgusting!" "But you have not even seen them and you are already judging them uninteresting and disgusting! I can't believe it; you are so obtuse. His paintings are much more than canvas with paint on it; the skin of his models seems alive. It vibrates, you can feel them looking at you, you need to touch them, you…" "Touching them!? And what else!? I didn't know you were attracted to women now!" "No, Rupert Stanford doesn't paint only women… he also paints men, gorgeous nude men. You should see them, hmmm…" "I see… and I better understand, I guess you also hope that one of his male models will be present at the opening. Am I wrong?" Joan blushes. "Hit! How did you guess? Please don't tell anybody..." "I swear! Ok then, why not at
Bringing Back Memories - Red Skelton
When I was little, I was consumed by the fantastic humor of Red Skelton. In reviewing some of these clips tonight (this morning for some of you), I was reminded too of his patriotic support in had for this country. May he forever RIP.... Kat *NOTE: I have stored some of these clips I watched tonight under my Video Stashes... Enjoy!
Just Because You Are My Music
Just Because You Are My Music By Chellie Dedicated to My Sweet Candy Azz (Shawn) April 1, 2006 The words from your lips strikes a cord within me, like blissful music upon an open sea. As you sing to my heart the sweet melody I hear, wanting more and more for you to be near. And because of You, my life is like a dove, Always floating on Your Love. Thank You for singing to my heart, and for always being My Music!
The Journey Continues...
Tuesday, August 2nd, 2005 7:17 pm Created by Chellie (Me) The Journey Continues... It's still the same, dark and alone. The demons are fighting their way in, and I have no place to escape. These demons are within me from the experiences I have known...they hide within my very soul...gnawing at my every existence. I want to scream, but I have no voice...I want to release these things within me that are so twisted and frayed. So many walls building up around me, so little time to tear them down. The distance grows near, and yet, I am in an empty space. Within myself. Nothing seems to break the silence I have created for myself. I'm not strong enough to raise my sword and fight these demons alone. I fall to my knees and tremble, asking God to just end the pain "NOW"...I scream..."Now God, just take all these dark places from my memory!" I'm walking step by step towards something now...not exactly sure what it is..I pull back a few steps..."I'm scared God"..."You have g
Outside Naked
It was impossible to sleep. It was a little more than 3:00am and while Grace, my sister, was sleeping without being disturbed at all by the oppressive heat inside the bedroom, I had turned a hundred times on myself to try to sleep, uselessly. We were in August, in a hotel in front of the Mediterranean Sea on a little Greek island. I had just broken off with my fiancé and this trip was supposed to be my honeymoon. But just a week before our marriage, wanting to make him a surprise, I came to his office one evening and... I saw his secretary, lying naked on his desk while he was fucking her wildly. The honeymoon trip was already paid by my parents and it was too late to cancel it. My sister told me that instead of staying at home crying, it would be better to go to Greece with her, as it would help me to forget that bastard. In this little charming hotel of about ten rooms there was no air conditioning. The temperature that night was over 95°F and I could not stop sweating because
Outside Naked
It was impossible to sleep. It was a little more than 3:00am and while Grace, my sister, was sleeping without being disturbed at all by the oppressive heat inside the bedroom, I had turned a hundred times on myself to try to sleep, uselessly. We were in August, in a hotel in front of the Mediterranean Sea on a little Greek island. I had just broken off with my fiancé and this trip was supposed to be my honeymoon. But just a week before our marriage, wanting to make him a surprise, I came to his office one evening and... I saw his secretary, lying naked on his desk while he was fucking her wildly. The honeymoon trip was already paid by my parents and it was too late to cancel it. My sister told me that instead of staying at home crying, it would be better to go to Greece with her, as it would help me to forget that bastard. In this little charming hotel of about ten rooms there was no air conditioning. The temperature that night was over 95°F and I could not stop sweating because
The Quality Within Me
The Quality Within Me Created by Chellie August 31, 2005 I sit here at my computer and just wonder...wonder what it would be like to have someone else's life, and not my own. How would it feel to see through their eyes...not feeling what they feel, but feeling what YOU feel. Would it be like walking in slow motion, as everything passes you up in a rush? Could you choose this person's body to live inside? If only for a day even...what experiences would we create for this person? I, for one, would love to just get the hell out of this body....float over the earth, and choose someone who has a simple life, who is stable, financially and mentally!!! So now I have to wonder, would people realize eventually that it was ME? Would my own family, and daughter know it was me if I am inside this other person's body? My mind filling with fear...would I still have the same personality? All I am wanting is a new life. Not to hurt others, nor myself. All I ever do is tend to hurt eve
The cosmos is constantly in motion. Our universe is expanding and evolving, refining itself over time. From the Big Bang forward, energy became matter, and from matter, life emerged. Today, in the awakening human, our self-aware consciousness is beginning to emerge, revealing new potentials for human spiritual, cultural, and even global evolution and transformation. It is with this spirit of uncontainable positivity that we would like to glean from some of the leading voices, past and present, of the emerging expression of our innate human desire to excel, to do more and go higher, to create order where there is chaos, and love where there is hate.
Had To Save This
baby you so fine i try to read between the lines but im becomeing freaky o baby stop being so kinky i know im bad at poems but hey thats all i got so give me a shot ill show you what i got on second hands im gay :(
Thank You
Eat It All
MySpace Comments Graphics TAKE YOU INTO THE ROOM: As i pick you up and throw you on the bed and you smile at you As I start to play with your clit and start to 2 lic mmmm... You say to me ooo, baby that is the spot do just like that daddy just don't stop as you scream and shout out of so much pleasure I run my fingers slowly up and down your sexy body I put 2 fingers in as you suck on one of your fingers i hear you moan then i hear you whisper i want it in the rear so i do as u wish and stick a in in your rear I go gentle in both places slow, slow, slow then i go really hard to feel so that i might feel your juices flow out lic it all up mmmmm your juices ooo, how i like it Now you lay me back take my dick into your hand rub'n on it say it's so hard as u place it into your mouth you start to lic on it like it was a lolly pop as you roll your to tongue up and down it lic'n the tip then you run your tongue down the middle of my dick to my balls as you take them in
Love On The Beach
The night is warm and the sky full of stars. The dinner with Alan at the restaurant just in front of the sea is very romantic. I met Alan a week ago and my heart and skin are now deeply tattooed with his passionate Mediterranean burning love. Each gaze or word that escapes from him is a hot lava bullet that hits each sensual fibre of my offered body, of my conquered soul. He knows the power of his eyes, the power of his deep and sensual voice and the power of his love. He knows how to play with his hands and mouth on my all curved body instrument and the music he plays tonight is a great love and erotic symphony that awakens all of my senses. Surrounded by the wave's sound and the holiday's fragrance while in front of this gorgeous sensual and feline man, along with sweet wine, the magic of love, burning desire… and you will understand that I am in paradise. Today at the beach, he asked me to remove my top. The beach was crowded and not a single woman was topless. I could not accept
Miles From Home
It amazes me how at one point you can look into someone’s eyes and see everything, feel everything, all at once like its been building inside your spine for years, and then at another point you can look into the same baby blues and see nothing, nothing at all. Or how you can hear someone’s voice, hear their breath leave their lips and feel so overwhelmed to the point your own breathing becomes labored, and then hear the same voice and cringe with feelings that are too hard to explain. Or how you can get caught in a day dream, and it feels so real, only to snap out of it and sit there for the next few hours in disappointment. Or driving the same route home every night, relaxing, and sure, until one day it feels so far away from all that you know. How sitting in your own drive way can sometimes make you feel like a million miles from home. It is strange how a baby’s cry is breath taking and beautiful, and a cry of the elderly is sad and depressing. Tears are just tears after all a
Omg They Are Showing Titties!!!!!!!
Life is short, there's not much time But still I keep these feelings inside I don't speak my feelings, but write them on paper And find myself asking the Lord for a favor Please give me strength, courage, and time And I promise I'll put my heart on the line First I need time, time to decide How to release these feelings bottled up inside Second I need strength to walk up to the door And explain to him what i'm there for That's where the courage comes into place Because I need to look him straight in the face As I tell him how I teally feel My heart feels better, it's started to heal He gives me a hug and I start to cry He smiles as he wipes the tears from my eyes He tells me he's known from the start And I have always owned his heart He tells me he can't live without me The tears fall again as he gets on one knee He takes my hand and declares his love I pray and I thank the Lord high above Down the road we'l say our "I do's" Forevers not long enough to
Snow,spice And Sex
I am hot, incredibly hot, I am wet, oh… so wet, I am aroused… oh yes… so aroused… Droplets of sweat rolls down slowly between my breasts while my eyes devour him, each part of him, torso, arms, legs… sex. Droplets of sweat are also rolling down his bare muscular torso, finding their way through his chest's hair, glistening under the faint light. I would like to lick them, to lick all of his body, slowly, delicately, sensually… He is so gorgeous, so male, so fully offered to our gazes. I lick a droplet of sweat rolling down on my upper lip while a new one rolls into my cleavage. His eyes look at it until she disappears into my one-piece black swimsuit. He knows that the droplet is rolling down between my ample breasts now. His gaze follows it as if my breasts are naked. My nipples are fully erect, fully burnt with his gaze; they are as hard as my pussy is wet. The girl sitting beside him looks at him with envy too. She is melting, craving as much as me to touch him, to kiss hi
My Everything
Charming, sweet, and very kind Describes a little of this man of mine He's not really mine, but I do wish To someday share our first kiss He is the man of my dreams Always on my mind or so it seems I love him with all my heart and more He is the one that I live for All the things for him I feel Put in an envelope I then seal Maybe for him to one day read His love for me is all I need 4 months is too long of a time To wait to declare this love of mine I love him more than he'll ever know I'll try to tell him the day he comes home How much he really means to me I need to tell him, I need him to see Without him my life just wouldn't be whole He is my everything, heart, body, and soul. ~Lyssa Reyome 12-19-04
Motorcycle Drive By
Summer time and the wind is blowing outside in lower Chelsea. And I don't know what I'm doing in this city, The sun is always in my eyes, It crashes through the windows, And I'm sleeping on the couch, When I came to visit you, That's when I knew, That I could never have you, I knew that before you did, Still I'm the one who's stupid, And there's this burning, Like there's always been, I've never been so alone, And I've never been so alive. Visions of you on a motorcycle drive by, The cigarette ash flies in your eyes, And you don't mind, you smile, And say the world doesn't fit with you. I don't believe you, You're so serene. Careening through the universe, Your axis on a tilt, You're guiltless and free, I hope you take a piece of me with you, And there's things I would like to do that you don't believe in, I would like to build something, Buy you'll never going see it happen, And there's this burning, Like there's always been, I've never been so
A Female Stripper
I am a female stripper. Being nude is my normal way of life, I am nude at work and when back home, I usually act as nude as I do at my job: without thinking twice about it. While the strip club's customers are aroused by my nakedness, I am not. I just feel free and at ease, so used to behaving naked… naturally. Of course, I know how to arouse them with my bouncing breasts, moving my ass in front of their faces, but this is just my job, not my life, I don't even think of it anymore when doing it. Do you think of your foot when you press on the throttle pedal when driving? Are you conscious of your hand when writing? Of your mouth when eating? Of course not, nor am I about my breasts, my pussy or my ass. I strip and dance fully naked in front of my male audiences, it is so natural to me, night after night. I just take their money, as much as I can and I am happy with it as I can live in a luxury flat in one of the most chic parts of the town. Love just means sex to me, and I love sex.
Why Are Woman So Confusing?
I will never fully understand the reason why woman are as confusing.. First they act all intrested in you, and then after like the thiurd date, they start to loose intrested.. Cant i just find a girl that will be honest with me after the first date and tell me if they like me or not? JESUS!!!! Im tired of playing the dating game! IT SUCKS
Cabbie And Nun
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you" She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that would find offensive." He replies "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: No.1, you have to be single and No. 2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!" "OK" the nun says "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfills the cab driver's fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," said the nun, why are
Hot Red Lipstick
I look at the window. What a beautiful sunny day. I am ready for our new erotic naked display dare. My very small Bluetooth cellular wireless ear-phone is hidden under my long curly fair hair while my cellular is waiting for Sean's desires in my red velvet handbag. I am thrilled as each time, wondering what will be my naked dare today, what the wild imagination of Sean will find for me, how daring it would be, how arousing too. I have met Sean on Internet in a chat room dedicated to erotic dares two years ago. We are both singles. Sean has opened my erotic world to a dimension I never knew before, another self, a horny girl I would never consider myself. Sean and I have never made love together. This is a very strange situation as he better knows every intimate part of my body than anybody else and asks me to do things that none of my lovers ever did. The other difference between normal lovers and us is that we never see each other naked in private, only in public. Can I speak of
New Person
So yeah... I got this link from a friend of mine.. and I told her I would get on later.. and I did.. and look what happened.. non-stop messages.. lol... so if I dont get back to ya please forgive me and give me a little bit of time.
I Was Bored So I Decided To Put Some Of My Poems On Here
Soulmate Chilling thoughts fill my head As confusing emotions set in Desperation in every move Seeking to fill the empty soul Wondering why this is so hard Searching reaklessly through the times Justicifiable rage setting in As unholy anger consumes your soul Where is he , Where is my soul Why hasn't he came to me Why isnt he here Tears glistening in the void Rage and desperation vanish As he appears souls mirging as one Joining together for all time Maddness Screams echo across the barren plain Streams and rivers turn to red Invisable forces control your actions Bodies topple before you As you walk throught the night Piercing crys fill your mind Satisfing your thirst for revenge Strolling through the carnage Trembling hands reach out to find release Wind tearing through your hair As yo top and run your gaze across the bloodspattered plains How could this have happened How could this be Why did you lose control What has come over you You we
Make It Stop...
please someone take this pain i feel away. i just cant do it i cant breathe because it hurts and i cant sleep because im sick...please someone come rescue me the pain is so bad i just want to hurt something so it feels my pain
So Who Reads These Anyway???
I accidently rated someone's photo a 1 recently. I was drunk. ( anyone who knows me realizes this is highly likly ) They made a big deal out of it. They said it was only because they had their daughter in the picture. So ok. I rated all the pictures with their daughter a 10 ( fixing the rating I messed up on too. ) and all the pictures with just them a 1. Yah, I'm an ass, but my point being, they were still upsett. " now you're just immature " was said. I'm immature because they value vanity and their appearnce and their numbers they are upsett because of the numbers I gave them??? Whatever. Numbers and pictures. I'm gunna be happy after saturday, fuck what other people think.
Today I tried to take my life I sliced my wrist with a knife The blood made me sick it was all I could bare All I could do was sit there and stare I sat and watched the blood in my arm drain I didn't understand why I caused myself pain I no longer wanted to live, I just wanted to die All day I sit in my room, the only place to hide I hate being like this, always depressed I don't understand why I have this much stress But now my life's ending, I'm getting ready to die Wait I'm not ready, I didn't say goodbye Goodbye to my family, my love, and my friends Goodbye to the world, for my life's at it's end ~Lyssa Reyome 3-12-04
Help Me Out!
I've been stuck at this level far to long, help me out guys! Show some love.
i want to be the one lyin in his arms the one he calls when he has a problem the one he wants to be near most of the time because all of the time would get annoyin i think the one he runs to when things fall apart the one he cant live without the one he wont let go of the one he loves for all time the one whose voice he has to hear the one in his dreams to take away the nghtmares the one to protect him from as much heartache as possible the one who loves him for all his pubic announcements i just want to be his one and only I THINK I ALREADY AM HIS ONE AND ONLY!!!!
About Pagan Mysticism
A mystic seeks ecstatic union with the divine. In Christian, Hindu and other traditions, mystics live austere lives, rejecting the needs and joys of the body to achieve their purposes. For pagans, our mysticism is experienced through the senses and super senses. We embrace physical reality as the visible, tangible expression of spirit and seek oneness with Goddess, alive in her creation -- where world and self are sacred.
Naked Goddess
Yesterday all my papers and money have been stolen and this is how my naked adventure began. I am on holidays on this big and paradisiacal Mediterranean island since a month and I had planned to leave tomorrow after spending hours swimming and sunning on the beaches around here. But now, with no passport and airplane ticket and worse, without being able to pay my hotel bill, my choice is alas very simple: being thrown into jail in this beautiful but archaic country, with all the fears and dangers it means for a girl, or find a way to quickly calm down my innkeeper. He is a tall impressive, very handsome and attractive oriental man. But he is at the moment only a man who wants to be paid. I am facing him as a little girl who has made a horrible fault and I don't know how to make him trust me, to let him give me some time to be able to pay him. He is not even listening to me; his angry face is just scary. I tell him that I could work as a waitress until I would receive money from rel
Blindfolded And Offered To Lust
Because of my blindfold, I cannot see them, I do not even know who they are and will never know. I just can feel them rustling slowly around me. How many are they? How many men? Are there any women? They do not speak; I just can sense their presence when they hide from time to time as the faint light filters through my blindfold. I feel hot, so hot and offered to their lust, to their sexual desires, ready to surrender, ready to give them my whole body, ready to let them touch me, ready to… I know that soon their hands will strip me, will bare me naked, that I will be fully naked in front of them except my blindfold. I crave that moment; I crave their hands touching my skin, their mouths kissing my breasts, their tongues licking… I imagine their hands caressing my silky secret places, their mouths sucking on my aching nipples, their teeth biting me tenderly… I crave their hands, I crave their mouths and I crave their teeth. I know I am safe, I know that they will not do anything
Taking A Finall Personal Decession
To be called a poet isn't a crown that one can place upon ones self, but a royalty that only those who read and enjoy their words can bestow upon them. I can only hope that some day in the distant future a student, or someone in need of comfort opens one of my pens and find what their soul has long been searching for. Whether that is hope, laughter, love or a meaning even deeper. Having left home at an early age, I chose the life of a carney in order to see the world. Though my school life suffered from this, I never failed to continue reading. My travels continued until now, at which point I think serioully to finally settled down to a more tranquill life. My views I saw in others more often than not influence my poetry. I consider myself lucky to have survived many close to death moments in my life. I feel at times that this gives me an inner vision on the thoughts of others. Though not a man of any religion, I do believe in God and his being. We as humans often consider ourselv
Breaking News : Don't Miss This !!!!
Le Beaujolais Nouveau est arrivé! AT ONE MINUTE PAST MIDNIGHT on the third Thursday of each November, from little villages and towns like Romanèche-Thorins, over a million cases of Beaujolais Nouveau begin their journey through a sleeping France to Paris for immediate shipment to all parts of the world. Banners proclaim the good news: Le Beaujolais Nouveau est arrivé! "The New Beaujolais has arrived!" One of the most frivolous and animated rituals in the wine world has begun. By the time it is over, over 65 million bottles, nearly half of the region's total annual production, will be distributed and drunk around the world. It has become a worldwide race to be the first to serve to this new wine of the harvest. In doing so, it has been carried by motorcycle, balloon, truck, helicopter, Concorde jet, elephant, runners and rickshaws to get it to its final destination. It is amazing to realize that just weeks before this wine was a cluster of grapes in a growers vineyard. But by an
Something To Think About
Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two 1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won\'t make you cry. 3. Just because someone doesn\'t love you the way you want them to, doesn\'t mean they don\'t love you with all they have 4.. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart 5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can\'t have them. 6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 8. Don\'t waste your time on a man/woman, who isn\'t willing to waste their time on you. 9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when
Science, Consciousness, And The Soul
Join the search for a theory of consciousness that embraces both the mystical and the latest discoveries in neuroscience, parapsychology, and quantum physics. Who are we? Random creations of the unpredictable workings of quantum physics? Or are we a miraculous creation of Gods and Goddesses filled with meaning and purpose? Is there some mysterious, living intelligence that pervades the entire universe? Or is consciousness just the illusory byproduct of synaptic activity in our brain? Come and explore the hotly contested ground between mysticism and materialism, as we seek out a theory of consciousness that embraces both science and the soul. What you think upon grows...
Stupid! .... What Me?
yeah me LOL. Ok i'll explain. I've been meaning to try and get and use a bluetooth headset with one of the voip clients. Well i have had a bluetooth dongle for nearly a year now due to getting the pics i have taken on the phone. Well finally got around to getting the headset and then tried to pair them up. Well in my rush to test it i paired it with the phone, which was to cause my headaches later on. So in went the bluetooth dongle and then trying to get it to recognize the headset, no go. Of course i thought it must be the dongle because it was it was old. So i bought another one tuesday and installed the software. Sent it off to try and discover the headset, still no go! It found the phone and the dongle on the laptop, but no headset. So off i went looking for the manual for the headset, then realised my problem. I had paired it with the phone and of course thats what the headset was looking for and rejecting anything else. So a quick reset of the headset and the new dongle found
Get Me,rock Me,take Me
Be steady, baby, rock steady to me, Be a Stedman, sugar. Not a Johnny Come Lately. Before I've got what Oprah's got, now before I'm hot, Breathe me in and breathe me out, Get me while I'm not! Not the Queen of Heaven, Nor the Queen of Earth, Just the woman of your dreams who gives birth to your mirth. Be a Stedman to me, baby. Don't be fooled by the notion that a man like that's on backburner devotion, a Stedman will always win because he claims the prize from the beginnin' of conception. A Stedman loved Oprah when Oprah was fat before she made first mil', Stedman saw the deal, Before the movies and 'zine he was on the scene, Before the billions rolled in, he claimed his one in a million femme. Be steady, baby, rock steady to me, Be a Stedman, sugah. Not a Johnny Come Lately. When Oprah was only the scent of hot when she was not The Oprah Royale, when she was local talk with the glimmer of special The Stedman
I once knew a rabbit, that didn't seem to like things he didn't know about when he wasn't looking. ANd I simply looked at him and said he should not think about stuff that isn';t being said to people that aren;'t listening to the people they;ve never met. Me and that rabbit later became friends and went to the highest of mountains that weren't created yet. But in sense, there aren't many things to do with resources that are not available to hands that aren't yours when you're not looking. And what all of that means is that I beat that rabbit in the head with a coat hanger for swiping my Goddamn frosted flizzles. Don't worry he didn't die, but he didn't say things to people that weren't throwing stuff that he wasn't looking at.
The End
After the witching hour, alone upon my sleigh bed, soon after Morpheus kissed my lips, I lay beneath my finest purple linens, and a raging thirst shook me... I bristled, craving seminal nectars, tender areolar skin tightened and tuned me, a violin bowing close to the bridge, my nipples strained the silken fibers of my sheer ruby gown because despite your absence, I smelled you with my heart and breathed in... you stalked my molecular corridors as fire melting my feminine pearl, and it dripped its luminescence like the tell of a habitual gambler, then streamed down my loving canal whispering your name. If you had shown up at my door then, it would have been the end of you. I would have stripped your tall ass down before your foot found the sill of my doorstep. I would've jumped you and humped you on the front lawn. Neighbors be damned.
The Many Faces Of Superman!!! Lol
My Porno
The porno of Angel's life will be called ... "Girls gone wild Vegas style" 'What will the porno of your life be called?' at
Let Her Do
When did you last let a woman touch you, feather fingers 'cross your brow, trace you with her pinkie, unravel your spine knots, caress your spirit... No booty call required. When did you last let a woman hold you, stroke your chest's plane, lie back 'til her hair kissed your bare shoulder, tickling muscle in your thick, upper arm... Not Sex Olympics inspired. When did you last let a woman sink her soul in you, fingering out tension (your day's review), 'til soft lips brushed your dimples, temples, ears... No backseat to desire, but love you to perfection true let a woman do.
Why People Interfere?
Well this is my first blog here, and I was just wondering why people hate, and just can't get along. Several years ago, someone tried to interfere with my family (ie: my wife and I) and I even tried to be a friend, then this person did the unthinkable, he convinced my wife to make the biggest mistake of her life. Yes I have forgiven her. However now that this person other relationship has ended, who does he run right back too? My Wife. This is even after to spread lies about her and bad mouthed her to no end. All I ask is you had your chance, you failed, like you have with every married women you talk to, so just leave me and my family alone. This blog is not to start any trouble simply to state feelings I have, and wondering why must people try to invade where they are not welcome?
My Son
I miss you very much and think about you everyday. The holidays will be hard without you here, but you will never leave my heart....
to Everyone here is the link:
hey everyone i'm very new at this I'm single and looking that is one of the main reasons i'm here just so you know also for friends too I'm very new at this so if i don't get back to you soon i might not can find out how to get back intouch with you LOL it'll take me some time to get use to this site so please bare with me if you are single and looking hey let me know sorry girls only LOL
Myself And Sister
remember.. to vote.. for my sis an i?.. thankyou!!!!
Being a cunt is so fun, but its a lot of work.
Go Eat A Bowl Of Dick
There's a fine line between my nose and the mirror. And yet, there's two lines in the middle of the road. There also maybe a damn long line to your favorite roller coaster. But actors forget their lines all the Goddamn time, and that's some 0panzy ass shit right thur. You stupid coked out freaks, what did you think this was? A Goddamn game? Of course it is you skeevy fux. You can go eat a Goddamn large bowl of DICK. And then there's that whole line about countin your chickens before they hatch....who the fuck has the Goddamn time for that? It's a damn debauchary I tells ya. If I spent my time countin' checkens all Goddamn day, I'd be up fucks creek with shit for a paddle. And what's even more worse (Goddamn it) is that they don't even have Fruit Loops at the Goddamn mexican super what the fuck am I supposed to do?
They Will Dance With Each Other Forever
They Dance this life long Dance for the rest of Their Lives the Day he said my Sweet rose; your Like a breath of life to me May i have this Honor of Taking Your hand in Marriage She said Yes... and so it was he Kneeled Down on one Knee and held out a yet Tinny But Oh! So Beautiful ring and how She gazed at its Glow But to him her Beauty couldnt Compare The ring fit So right and Perfect; See them Old and its been 60 Long years When they meet it plays a Dance in Their minds A tail of Love this is how I see it Through my eyes.. Thats how I want to be.
(native American Poetry)grandfather Feather Seasons
Feathers Of Grandfather Seasons Golden Yellow as the Grandfather sun Shines Down on us Keeps Us Warm Every fall and Winter the Cool winds of Mother earth keeps us cool when we are too warm in winter and summer Feathers fall from the tree Tops of the Long Oaks and Wise old trees all around us; Dancing in the Golden feathers Hear the Indians Dance Dancing around the Warm fire Grandfather; Father Spirit of our feather Seasons.
How I Discovered
Vanessa was a vision. Was she ever anything other than a vision.? We’d been dating exclusively for nearly six months, and still when I looked at her I sometimes couldn’t believe the multitude of angels that must’ve smiled on me to bring me into her presence. And that she continued to drown herself in the measure of my being absolutely astonished me. She floated through my life no less than Nuit, Egyptian Goddess of the Sky. I’d chosen the café for our late afternoon lunch this Saturday, and the only disappointment had been the brewing storm that forced us to sit inside the establishment instead of at one of its sidewalk tables. Odd for late March, but instead of bright spring blazing against the chrome of Passats and Volvos, instead of delightfully cool breezes kissing daisies in wooden flower boxes near the curb, the sky sagged with deep grays and streaks of burning gold. The wind lifted the ruffled hems of tender coeds’ skirts as they skittered past the café, trying their best to
I'm on my way to Aruba for a photo shoot, so excited! I'll have new pics for Cherry when I get home! Cat
Will You, Won't You, Will You, Won't You, Will You Join The Dance?
Yar. I\'m on a bit ofa quote kick... so here are some from well... if you can guess what one you win. Shouldn\'t be hard... like.. at all. All of them apply in some way shape of form to whats going on with anything with me. So yeah... \"Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to stay in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!” `Then you should say what you mean,\' the March Hare went on. `I do,\' Alice hastily replied; `at least - at least I mean what I say - that\'s the same thing, you know.\'” \"Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here? \'\'That depends a good deal on where you want to get to\'.\' Said the Cat. I don\'t much care where \" Said Alice. Then it doesn\'t matter which way you go, said the Cat.” “What I tell you three times is true.” [I love you. I love you. I love you] “She generally gave herself very good advice, (though she very seldom followed it)” “On
I Like Cherry Tap...
It just confuses me a lot since I am not a computer expert. If someone leaves me comments of any kind I will return the favor. -alex
Karmic Info.
People get into a heavy-duty sin and guilt trip, feeling that if things are going wrong, that means that they did something bad and they are being punished. That's not the idea at all. The idea of karma is that you continually get the teachings that you need to open your heart. To the degree that you didn't understand in the past how to stop protecting your soft spot, how to stop armoring your heart, you're given this gift of teachings in the form of your life, to give you everything you need to open further.
I had a scary nightmare and now i can't sleep and no one's with me or online making me feel better or safe....I know that's lame.
does anyone want to cam to cam? i have yahoo and msn message or shout if you want to!
Stop, Look, & Pay Attention!
sit and imagine what we overlook on a daily basis the things we take for granted, and are rarely gracious we don't see the pain filled faces, and when we do it might faze us but then something petty might stress us, or even amaze us Stop and think of the heros that Bush has put in harms way The leader of all leaders has led our Country astray if we question their motives, and try to understand they say we don't support our troops, and are not American if you really look at the big picture, then you might be fumeing in so much of the world females aren't even treated as human have you ever wondered why other Countries hate America so bad? First imagine that you never owned anything that you've had if your female, imagine not being able to even speak your mind Meanwhile Britany Spears is on T.V half naked, and shaking her behind the truth is our freedom, that we take for granted is why they hate us, do you blame'em, cause they can't understand it sometimes
My Perfect Dream
This is not a poem, but a story of a dream that took 8 years to finish... It was so surreal that i had to write it. It was a clear night. The moon was full and she was by my side. We came up a road leading somewhere in the hills of who knows where. When we arrived at the top, there was an old airy building. We decided to wander around in it. There was an odd familiarity about, like I had visited it before. We were enchanted by its presence, almost hypnotic, as if it was trying to bring us in. We found an open stairway at the first floor on the outskirts of the building. The walls were of stone, the type of stone you would find in old castles and dungeons. There was no light near it except that of the gorgeously bright moon. We climbed half way to the top of the spiraling staircase when we began to see a blue light at the turn upwards. We followed it to the stairway opening to the second floor. Darkness mainly shrouds the area. Looking around, the floor of the second stor
Did you know this?????? Interesting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER KNEW THIS BEFORE... I wonder how many people know about this? A 36 year old female had an accident several weeks ago and Totaled her car. A resident of Kilgore, Texas, she was traveling between Gladewater & Kilgore. It was raining, though not excessively, when her car suddenly began to hydro-plane and literally flew through the air. She was not seriously injured but very stunned at the sudden occurrence! When she explained to the highway patrolman what had happened he told her something that every driver should know - NEVER DRIVE IN THE RAIN WITH YOUR CRUISE CONTROL ON. She had thought she was being cautious by setting the cruise control and maintaining a safe consistent speed in the rain. But the highway patrolman told her that if the cruise control is on and your car begins to hydro-plane -- when your tires lose contact with the pavement, your car will accelerate to a higher rate
In The Midst Of Uncertainty
In the midst of uncertainty, I will be found. The walls of deception have broken, only a pile of rubble of where my heart once stood. Covered and unable to breathe, my lungs collapse. If there is not to be a way to unearth my now dormant heart, may it be left for those who have not, in the future. May all my all my joys, all my pains be theirs. My heart is perfect, able to have perfect love. The heartaches and heartbreaks have made my heart strong and able to withstand any blow. Nowhere in the midst of uncertainty can I be hurt and ravaged by the likes of those with out pure love in them. In the midst of uncertainty… I’m uncertain of many things, but one thing that is certain, I can not be left alone… in the midst of uncertainty, I’m not sure if I am alone, in the midst of uncertainty… I’m uncertain if I am a live… why such frailty, why am I so uncertain…. In the midst of uncertainty.
Always On My Mind ~~~ Bon Jovi, Richie Sambora, And Willie Nielson
A War Lost Forever
This ominous feeling in the depths of my soul burns like wildfires Best intentions not good enough for un-equals of lesser thought They can’t contemplate the enormity of my pretentious desires Collaborative thoughts spark the end of the fire I’ve brought Would be lover’s no longer turned faceless by the consequence One friend’s tongue silenced at the sight of my blackened dress Sights shrouded are shown once more through her essence Though the world is still good, I still think of it as my mess Ornate thoughts shattered in place of unadorned clarity The day is nice, I’m healthy, and I have my loved ones… for now Contemplation comes creeping back accompanied by infidelity Such a simple thought corrupted and all I can ask is… “HOW?” The world surrounding me, closing in on my mind Warped visions of old faces now unrecognizably distorted Death would be so sudden, so resting, so pleasant, so kind With all that I am, the grim sights must be unceasingly thwarted The ni
I Sat Alone
On a night of clear skies, I sat alone. Bathed in moonlight on this peaceful evening, I could spend a lifetime here. It was the twenty-third hour of Tuesday. Listening to the silence of the night, I hear bamboo wind chimes, disturbed from their sleep by the late summer breeze, left behind to fill the fall sky. The air had the aroma of citrus as I closed my eyes and breathed in the flavor and a rush tingled throughout my senses. Small palm trees rustling, being kissed on every palm by the uninterrupted wind. The moon was full and shown like a flashlight set in a canopy with holes punched in it. The diamond like stars seemed to twinkle just for me, as I sat and thought of her. Knowing she was the one I needed right then, I realized it was because of her, the night was so beautiful. The coldness of the ground welcomed me to stay longer. The reclined green chair, feeling damp from the night’s chill, gave me comfort as I sat within its arms, wishing they were hers in its place. Serenity was
The River:
The River: Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river." Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once. Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river. Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge
It's Blood Curtling, Do Not Read If You Have A Weak Tummy, Lol...
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring my customers!" "I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls." The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
From My Aunt...thought It Was Funny
Eight Words with two Meanings 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female..... Any part under a car's hood. Male.... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female.....
May I????
wash your manlihood with my tongue press my lips to your ass suck you until you're hard, pushing the tip to the back of my open throat. May I arch my body, eagerly await the entry of that which is now hard You make your presence known to my womanhood, my ass, my breasts. My nipples are taught pinched by wet fingers. The sweat rolls down our bodies in the cold of winter. Here we lie, in each others arms, panting from our robust time.
I Could Give You
I could give you flowers, a whole bouquet with twelve roses with silky smooth peddles for those flowers express words I can’t say, I could lavish you in precious metals I speak of shimmering silver and pure gold, all shall flock to see the metals you bare, Tis be it the best to had ever been sold; a metallic band to wear in your hair; tis I get the most fragrant perfume for it lingers every so softly in the air, your scent following with you from room to room; for there is none that would ever compare; if I could I’d give you all the above, for now the one thing you have is all my love, but in my own haste I saw you not care and I contemplate you with dismay and dispair you see me and not care to say a hello so I must say goodbye and sadly, heartbreakingly, let your love go. A year I had spent in hope for one day That I'd have you alone and not share in any way You attention, your heart, your hugs and your kiss though now I see that my efforts, you dismiss So aga
I am sick of: Animated lightening backgrounds. They freeze my browser. Bent over shiny buttcheeks in thongs pictures. So boring! Cleavage shot as the primary photo. Snooze! "Hey sexy". Use a thesaurus or something. My stomach hurting.
What I'm Thinking About Today
I’m not the smartest person in the world, but I’ve been spending a lot of time thinking lately. I realize I have the answers to very little or nothing at all. I’m really not sure what’s wrong or right when it comes to love any more. All I know is what I feel. I wonder how many of us, when we are all alone, actually like ourselves? When no ones coming by to sit with you. When no ones there to hear you think, are we happy with ourselves? Are we content with who we are? I feel that it is vitally important to be able to fully accept ourselves, who we truly are, and be content with it. Happy with who we are no matter what the flaws are. Other wise how can others see the real you, know the real you. Which brings up another thought, can people change. Do we really change? Maybe we just grow, but never change completely. Maybe we are who we are. I’ve tried to change, but still the same in so many ways. I know I’ve grown a lot, different than I was many years past. Yet still my
In These Arms ~~~ Bon Jovi
This sounds like a wonder fruit, it will do everything! A professor at CCNY for a physiological psych class told his class about bananas. He said the expression "going bananas" is from the effects of bananas on the brain. Read on: Never, put your banana in the refrigerator!!! Bananas contain three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber. A banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes. But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet. Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depre
As We Grow Up
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin. ~anonymous~
*~fun With Yahoo - Session 11~*
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If I Was Your Mother ~~~ Bon Jovi
One Flaw In Women
One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e
Less Than 700 To Level!!!!!!
LESS THAN 700 TO LEVEL. Stop by N rate , show sum love. pwease. Thanx... ~Dj Twisted Angel~Wiccan Family~@ CherryTAP
The Perfect Ending
Lingering in the moment, lost in your eyes, Content, I cherish the sweet surprise. Kissing tongues tangle, making me ache, No longer can I wait for you to take. Laying back, I plead with no words, As if silent lips could somehow be heard. Raising hips high to greet your stare, Hoping to speak to that part of you, there. Beckoning please enter with no hesitation, Yet you stand firm, no reservation, Taunting me, teasing me, a grin on your face, Reveling in how you've put me in place. Then suddenly, you grant me relief, Knowing now that I must have peace. Penetrating me with your pride, Charging, you thrust yourself deep inside. Planting my feet upon your chest, To brace us both, I do my best, Not to scream loud like before, When places reached cut to the core. Wondering if you're hurting me, You ease momentarily, Slowing, I plead "please-don't-stop" please, Whimpering I am at your mercy. Back in our entrancing dance, I catch your eyes
hey everyone, im starting to get kinda annoyed y this, if you add me and look at my pics, please just rate and comment them, it takes like 10 seconds to do both, especially if u add me asking to see my pics, thx in advance
hey everyone, im starting to get kinda annoyed y this, if you add me and look at my pics, please just rate and comment them, it takes like 10 seconds to do both, especially if u add me asking to see my pics, thx in advance

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