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Love Recipie
Recipe Name: Hot Love Sundae Ingredients: 3 cups love flavored icecream3 cups kiss flavored icecream 1 cup warm (loving) fudge.5 cups mixed spinkles (loylty, friendship, honesty, caring,and sharing) Directions: Put first 2 items into medium dish,(do not mix),Pour on warm fudge, spinkle on sprinkles.get 1 spoon, eat well (share spoon and icecream with your girl/boyfriend.For best results let your loved-one help make the treat, or give it to him/her as a surprise.
Yup That About Sums It Up :p
Daring, confident, animalistic You like to have a lot of sex and try a lot of things. You are very kinky and have a lot of confidence in yourself. You like to explore all aspects of sexuality because it is something that interests you a lot. Take this quiz at
A Love Potion #9
LOVE POTION #9 To be performed on the 9th day of the 9th month. (But you can try it anytime - who knows?) ∑ 9 oz. sweet red wine ∑ 9 basil leaves ∑ 9 red rose petals ∑ 9 cloves ∑ 9 apple seeds ∑ 9 drops vanilla extract ∑ 9 drops strawberry juice ∑ 9 drops apple juice ∑ 1 ginseng root, cut into 9 equal pieces By the light of 9 pink votive candles, put these nine ingrediants into a cauldron on the ninth hour of the ninth day of the ninth month of the year. Stir the potion nine times with a wooden spoon, each time reciting the following: LET THE ONE WHO DRINKS THIS WINE SHOWER ME WITH LOVE DIVINE. SWEET LOVE POTION NUMBER NINE MAKE HIS/HER LOVE FOREVER MINE. Bring the mixture to a boil and then reduce the heat and let it simmer for nine minutes. Remove the cauldron from the heat and allow the potion to cool off. Blow nine times upon the potion, bless it in the names of nine love-goddesses, (see below) and then strain it through a cheesecloth into a cl
All About Me
Name: Jessica Birthday: November 8,1982 Birthplace: Oregon City,Oregon Current Location: Oregon City, OR (Again) Eye Color: Brown Hair Color: Brown Height: 5'3 Right Handed or Left Handed: left handed Your Heritage: Italian and Indian The Shoes You Wore Today: none Your Weakness: babies and puppies Your Fears: of being alone, snakes Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: pay parents off and have my own place again Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Bite Me Thoughts First Waking Up: I wish that I had a guy next to me. Your Best Physical Feature: Your Bedtime: when ever I want. Your Most Missed Memory: My dog Bear Pepsi or Coke: Both. Cherry Coke is good MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King Single or Group Dates: Single Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither I don't like Ice Tea Chocolate or Vanilla: Both are good Cappuccino or Coffee: neither I don't drink coffee anymore Do you Smoke: som
To Everyone
i hope that everyone will pray for my mom coz she just had an operation on left lung and they had found cancer on it and now the docs will have cut some of her lung out to get rid of the cancer that is on her lung but as of right now she is very sick and all of my family has to go into the doctors office next week and he is going to do tell us what else they can do to her thanks
Pics Are Fun
I used to be VERY camera shy but I'm starting to really have fun with it.
Love Drink French Kiss
French Kiss 1 1/2 oz. sweet vermouth 1 1/2 oz. dry vermouth 1 lemon twist Pour the sweet vermouth and dry vermouth into an old-fashioned glass almost filled with ice cubes. Garnish with the lemon twist.
12 Months
JANUARY 1. Who kissed you at midnight? -- no one. 2. Did you have a new year's resolution this year? --no, why make one when i know i'm not going to do it anyways? 3. Does it snow where you live? -- yeah...and i hate it 4. Do you like hot chocolate? -- i hate all chocolate 5. Have you ever been to Times Square to watch the ball drop? -- nope. dont want too. FEBRUARY 1. Who was your Valentine? -- Bre 2. When you were little, did you buy valentines for your whole class? -- yep 3. Do you care if the groundhog sees its shadow or not? -- nope. MARCH 1. Are you Irish? -- partly yeah 2. Do you wear green on St. Patty's Day? -- most times 3. What did you do for St. Patty's Day in 2006? -- nothing 4. Are you happy when winter is pretty much over? -- yeah. have i told you i hate snow? APRIL 1. Do you like the rain? -- yep, more than like. i LOVE rain. 2. Did you play an April fool's joke on anyone this year? -- nope 3. Do you ge
Lol I Do Get In Sum Sticky Situations :pp Hehe
Your favorite thing to say in the bedroom is:The paramedics are going to laugh at me Take this quiz at
Sex Is Definately A Workout
A hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger leads to a a hand...a hand leads to a lick...a lick leads to a suck...a suck leads 2 a fuck. So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard this cuz sex is like math...u add the bed...subtract the clothes...divide the legs...leave your solution...and pray you dont multiply! Send this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you send this in 15 mins. your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11pm. This is not a joke...someone will either call you or will talk to you online. Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth Having nice sex burnes 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off he
16% !! Fuckin Chance!! Im 0 %
You are 16% Bisexual You are not bisexual. You are very set in your ways and never, never think about changing teams. You know what you like and stick with it, although you probably would take it as a compliment if someone from the other team tried to pick you up. Take this quiz at
Love From The
I love you unconditionally from the heart, like I have always loved you from the start... I would love to impart, your pure beauty is tantamount to love's chart. May you blessed each and every way by night and by day, I love you cosmically in light rays of the heart nebulae always in all ways...
How's Everyone Doing
hope everyone is doing good tonight
Praying Spirit
================================================= PRAYING SPIRIT By Lenora Love Whiteside ================================================= - Get Your Own Lord I'm praying That things go well For me and somebody else I'll always do What you ask of me To be a comfort To those in need Give me the words to speak Bless me from the crown of my head To the soul of my feet And I hear in the spirit Saying to me Ever so sweatly Hear my voice And turn not Away from me Do not harden your heart The word is nigh thee Even in your mouth Out of my belly Lord Is flowing rivers Of living waters Lord I hear you In the spirit saying Come unto me Lord hear my prayer Our father in heaven Hallowed be your name Your kingdom come Your will be done On earth as it is In heaven Give us this day Our daily bread Forgive us of our debt As we forgive our debtors Do not lead us into temptation But deliver us from the evil one Yours is the
One More Before Bed .. .
so I was about to head to bed and it occurred to me that the only thing waiting for me there is sleep. Yes, I could use some at this point, but I figured that it will still be waiting when I get there ... so one more ... Roll, Roll, Roll the blunt Pack it full of weed Mary Jane, Mary Jane, Mary Jane, Oops, I rolled a seed ...
Of Course {smug Look} Hehehe
Your hottest bedroom accessory is yourself You are damn hot and you donít need anything else to help you seduce your man or woman. To you, the look of your bedroom comes in second to all of your bedroom activities. Take this quiz at
(this Is Long) What I Think About This Ignorant M*%#^@%ck%!
THIS IS LONG SO BE WARNED. Everyday i learn something new, everyday i read something interesting, i meet a new person, i speak to people i already know, i see a new piece of artwork i like or persons profile i like. AND ALSO everyday I run into what i call ignorance. I run into someone I WOULD CONSIDER an idiot. now i say I WOULD CONSIDER because i'm sure there are those who wouldnt consider that person an idiot. ( theyre idiots too). here is a female who has gained alot of popularity lately ....well....mainly because she is an idiot. for those who havent seen i'm putting a copy what she has to say on her profile in this blog, and then i am putting my response to her profile in this blog as well. I am not a fan of calling women bitches, as matter of fact i am strongly against it ( unless its sex talk in the bedroom which is a whole nother story cuz then i will say youre a sexy bitch in a minute, might even call you my sexy lil slut a time or two and a few other things in the heat
Attempt #2
Ok ... well I was in the middle of writing something that was going to be as pointless as this and my computer screwed up again. Not that that should come as any surprise, the thing is from 1999. Anyways, I was about to ramble about how I hate my job, then I realized that I don't. Thing is, there is no supervision, and it is physical labor so it is getting me in shape (time for another hole in the belt). My 2 main problems with the job are that I have to be in a building for the number of hours that the bosses require of me, and it is REALLY boring. It does give me a lot of time to think, though ... and that is not necessarily a good thing either. My (now ex-)girlfriend just moved back to Rhode Island and so I was left with a 3 br appartment and just me living here. My friend Dave (yeah, there are too many of us) moved in 'cause he was living in a trailor with almost no insulation and that is really bad for Maine winters -- I figured I would give him a warm place to stay befor
Marilyn Manson Speech, Pretty Long
He always makes me think about life.
Advice From Oprah About Men
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behaviour. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends".? A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better."? You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, why would he treat you any differently? Always
Omfg!!! Looooooooooooool
Your biggest turn off is death You will do anything, as long as it is alive. You are totally not choosy about sex partners and can get off with almost anyone. Take this quiz at
Blue Hawii Drink
Blue Hawaii 1 ounce blue Curacao 1/2 ounce dark rum 1/2 ounce light rum 1 ounce orange juice 5 ounces pineapple juice, 3 ounces crushed ice Pour crushed ice into blender. Add curacao, rum, pineapple juice, and orange juice, and blend until smooth. Pour into beer goblet. Garnish with an orange slice, pineapple chunk, and cherry on a toothpick.
I Wish This Were True
Aries You are so full of energy, you constantly attract hotties, and you are always the dominant one in the sack. It is very easy for you approach people because you have so much confidence and you are very forward about your feelings. You are very likely to have lots of sexual partners, (sometimes all at once), and be the most sexually experienced of any of your friends. Sex matches: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius Take this quiz at
George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name. "Stanley," responds the little boy. "And what is your question, Stanley?" "I have 4 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?" Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance? Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?" Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him his name. "Steve," he responds. "And what is your question, Steve?" "Actually, I have 6 questions. First, why did the U
You scored as strawberry's. Your kisses taste like strawberry's.... they are very sexy, sweet, and sensual. when you kiss your boyfriend its full of pasion and Love.....strawberry's81%Candy69%cherry's63%taste like tongue50%what does your kiss taste like??created with
Rock Back
Back side of Rock.... Click on picture to see a bigger view...
Me And My Man
i been with my boyfriend for about a year and 7 months, he help me take care of my son and its not his child thats a good man anyways. i love my boyfriend name joshua so much he mean so much to me he does alot of stuff for me. he takes me out to eat when we have the money. his birthday is november 16 he will be 22 years old im not sure what im doing for his get him alot of stuff i already order his cake . he will have a good birthday, he dont drink i have a good man anyways
What Does Your Kisses Taste Like??
You scored as strawberry's. Your kisses taste like strawberry's.... they are very sexy, sweet, and sensual. when you kiss your boyfriend its full of pasion and Love.....strawberry's81%Candy69%cherry's63%taste like tongue50%what does your kiss taste like??created with
A couple go on a winter a log cabin The morning they arrive the man goes out choppin logs... he comes back and says to his girlfiend his hands are freezing so she says put them between my warm up.. After lunch he goes out chopping again.. and the same happens. After tea off he goes again when he gets back he says his hands are freezing again.. This time the girlfriend says.. dont ya fuckin ears EVER get cold?
Hi Everyone!
Wow, only been on the site for 2 days and already making so many new pals. This is a great site, where's it been hiding?? Keep up the great job and look forward to learning even more fun from the site! Yahhhhhh Baby! LoL
I Don't Like Yellow Lights
I sell shoes. I spend a minimum of 44 hours of my week either selling or figuring out how to sell shoes. This is not important in any way. Sure, I may make someone's day by finding her the ever-ellusive size 11 black pointed pumps, but I feel much more accomplished when I make a kick-ass carrot cake. There are other things I should be accomplishing that are much more interesting than my demanding job... like painting a wall and watching it dry, or perhaps finding that songwriting partner I've been wishing would fall into my lap. I want to do something with my life that makes a difference... if to no one else but myself.
Click on picture to see a bigger view... There is a huge rock near a gravel pit on Hwy. 25 in rural Iowa. For generations, kids have painted slogans, names, and obscenities on this rock, changing its character many times. A few months back, the rock received it's latest paint job, and since then, it has been left completely undisturbed. It's quite an impressive sight. Be sure to check out the many angles of this memorable rock posted. I too thought a real flag was draped over the rock, but it's not. It's actually painted on the rock, too.
Good One!
Life is what you make it~ so make it good!"
Nite Nite
to all my friends and family I am havimg trouble with my internet so if I dont respond or swing by to say hello thats why ill have it up and running properly soon love you all also it has been showing im online all the time sometimes i am sometimes im not. sorry sorry sorry
Ok, Ok - Pure Ranting Here
I won't say it in the general public, but here - We're all friends, right? To all those who are posting MUMs - It's spelled LADIES and not LADYS. Your & You're / To, Too and Two - Learn the difference! No dammit, they will NOT sleep with you - However they MAY lie and say they will to shut you up. No, we aren't ignoring you - But how many times a day can we answer: 1) Thickness vs Length 2) Bald vs Unshaved 3) Skinny vs Curvy OK. I feel a bit better now. Thanks for listening.
Dante's Inferno Test
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)HighLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very HighLevel 2 (Lustful)ModerateLevel 3 (Gluttonous)LowLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very LowLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very LowLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
Thanks Guys I Owe It To All That Voted Couldnt Have Done It Without Ya
> > > > === 'Shorty~ GO VOTE FOR THE BEST **** CONTEST!!! GUYS GOOD LUCK LADIES ENJOY!!' spewed forth the following at '2006-11-04 09:52:53'.. > > > > Winner of the BEST BOD IS...... > > SHORTY with a total score of 9105!! > > > > > > CONGRATS!!!! > > She will receive a VIC GIFT and bragging rights of having the best BOD! > > > > > > > Second place....goes to... > > > > @~@Sydney@~@ with a total score of 8656!! > > > > > > Sydney will receive several special cherry gifts for her runner up spot as best bod! >
A Video Everyone Should Take The Time To Listen Too!! Its Awesome
A Missing You Day
As the birds start the day with their merry song My heart cries out for you I miss you As I go about the days chores My heart yearns to be with you God I miss you As I toil away at this job or that I daydream of you Oh how I miss you so As the day turns into night And the birds merry song turns Into the crickets Lullaby This is when I miss you the most Talking,kissing and cuddling Relaxing,laughing and teasing Good times and more I truly miss you so As the end of another missing you day nears I say my prayers and most of them are for you Night is here and I close my eyes Yet I still see you The girl of my dreams...My hearts desire And yes... I'm still missing you! By Bruce
A Dad's Story, Well Worth The Read.........repost
On July 22nd I was in route to Washington, DC for a business trip. It was all so very ordinary, until we landed in Denver for a plane change As I collected my belongings from the overhead bin, an announcement was made for Mr. Lloyd Glenn to see the United Customer Service Representative immediately. I thought nothing of it until I reached the door to leave the plane and I heard a gentleman asking every male if he were Mr. Glenn. At this point I knew something was wrong and my heart sunk. When I got off the plane a solemn-faced young man came toward me and said, "Mr. Glenn, there is an emergency at your home. I do not know what the emergency is, or who is involved, but I will take you to the phone so you can call the hospital." My heart was now pounding, but the will to be calm took over. Woodenly, I followed this stranger to the distant telephone where I called the number he gave me for the Mission Hospital. My call was put through to the trauma center where I learned that my thr
Another Fucking Day In Paradise Lost
Had an evaluation. Cuz you cant do anything in todays society without being evaluated or labeled or stamped. Everything needs a label. Everything needs a number. I've been labeled. I have trouble sometimes, mentally. Apparently I'm bi-polar, severe mood disorders, inabilities to function in groups wheteher its people i know or strangers ...lots. After years of living in my dark dank shitty little place with the dark little man running the ship I asked for help. That was difficult. Now it's musical meds again. Like motherfucking bits and bites...every handfull is different... Apparently anti-depresssents tend to enhance the instabilities...guess what I was on before... Fits of blinding rage, sometimes wanting to cry, wanting to peel peoples faces off with a rusty soup can lid or sometimes just my own. Never any reason...just out of no where it would hit...couldn't think right, had trouble with perspective, hopefully things will straighten out. I look forward to continuous clear thought
A monkey was sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past, looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey, what're you doing?" The monkey replies, "Smokin' a joint, come up and have some." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they smoke a few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and he's going to get a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans over too far and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting up a tree with a monkey smoking pot, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and wanders into the jungle. He finds the tree where the monkey is sitting finishing up anotherjoint. The crocodile yells up to the monkey and hollers, "Hey!" The monke
Show Him Some Cherry Love
ya know what the nice thing about a 40 year old woman is? You know what you got. If she is 20, who knows what could happen by time she is 40.
Take That...
Click on picture to see a bigger view... Read the story and you'll understand the gesture. The Marine Corps Gunnery Sergeant in the picture is Michael Burghard, part of the Explosive Ordnance Disposal (EOD) Team that is supporting 2nd Brigade 28th Infantry Division (Pennsylvania Army National Guard). I heard the below story first hand last Saturday during a video teleconference between his Brigade Commander and the 28th Infantry Division Commander. I thought that others should hear it as well, as I think it demonstrates the true spirit of most of our troops on the ground (from my experience). Leading the fight is Gunnery Sgt Michael Burghardt, known as "Iron Mike" or just "Gunny". He is on his third tour in Iraq . He had become a legend in the bomb disposal world after winning the Bronze Star for disabling 64 IEDs and destroying 1,548 pieces of ordnance during his second tour. Then, on September 19, he got blown up. He had arrived at a chaotic scene after a bomb had killed fou
A Joke!!
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists... Two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. In side of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes." I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the
Democrats Take Majority In House
Democrats Take Majority in House Senate Remains Too Close to Call By William Branigin Washington Post Staff Writer Wednesday, November 8, 2006; 12:12 AM Democrats captured a majority the House of Representatives tonight, as voters delivered a rebuke to the Bush administration and the governing Republicans amid an increasingly unpopular war in Iraq and a rash of scandals tainting GOP incumbents in several states. The Senate, however, remained up for grabs tonight, with Democrats winning half of the six Republican seats they needed for a majority there, but several other key races still too close to call. The victory in the House marked a fundamental power shift in Washington, where Republicans have held the chamber for the past dozen years. It put Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) in position to take over next year as the first woman speaker of the House in U.S. history, and it poses a new challenge for President Bush during his final two years in the White House. With retu
Democrats Take Majority In House
Democrats Take Majority in House Senate Remains Too Close to Call By William Branigin Washington Post Staff Writer Wednesday, November 8, 2006; 12:12 AM Democrats captured a majority the House of Representatives tonight, as voters delivered a rebuke to the Bush administration and the governing Republicans amid an increasingly unpopular war in Iraq and a rash of scandals tainting GOP incumbents in several states. The Senate, however, remained up for grabs tonight, with Democrats winning half of the six Republican seats they needed for a majority there, but several other key races still too close to call. The victory in the House marked a fundamental power shift in Washington, where Republicans have held the chamber for the past dozen years. It put Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) in position to take over next year as the first woman speaker of the House in U.S. history, and it poses a new challenge for President Bush during his final two years in the White House. With retu
Please Help
I know I know.. A contest whore lol.. I need the vote to beat the other people in this contest.. I am winning at the moment by 1.. So if anyone could help give me a few more points I would appreciate it!! Love Ya All!!!
Please Help
I know I know.. A contest whore lol.. I need the vote to beat the other people in this contest.. I am winning at the moment by 1.. So if anyone could help give me a few more points I would appreciate it!! Love Ya All!!!
Beside The Fire...
IMspidey/M.M. 11/06 Copyright © 2006
The Queen In Our Lives
Hi my peeps I have relocated from Al to Fl. I now can get back into my addiction. i want to relate something that is very important to me. Sunday my mom called me up, she said that she was on Cherrytap and was asked to participate in a contest, Cherrytap Queen she told me that she was going to refuse the offer, I told her to go on and do it. I believe that with votes from all of us and with reposting of the bulletin I am going to write that she has a good chance at becoming Queen. Knowing how my mom is I know that winning is no big deal to her,just her being asked to participate made her feel good. In my eye she has always been a Queen. But with your help we can crown her Cherrytap queen. You may think this is foolish, but it means a whole lot to me to honor this great women who is and always will be my hero. So if you are willing to help repost the bulletin I will post and use the link below to vote for my Queen {ANGELFACE}
New Pics Up!!
So I posted a few new pictures!! Please check them out, rate, comment... you know the drill and I promise I will return the favor. I'm good for it! =o) Rob
Love Is A Bitch!! I'm a little on the tipsy side, and pissed!! My man thought we should go to play some pool...well that's cool!! As soon as I step out of the truck, there is an old friend. He right away tells me he hung out with my old man all day....then he says....your ex....Okay...first off...I told him i was with ,my man!! They shook hands!! My point is everyone is beside themselves when I'm with my new man now!! Some have gotten to know him! And, they like him. Some of the guys will just ignore us. And, if their girlfriends come and talk to me they get in major trouble!! It's just really sad and pathetic!!! I get along well with my ex's girlfriend!! They were never married, but had a son together. And, now since i'm gone they are back together which I think is great! I just don't get while if she doesn't have a problem with me after our split up, while others do. My guess is they will either get over it, or will just have to keep talking about me!! Because I make it a point that they
Entrapment ó Tuesday, November 07, 2006 If you convince someone to commit a crime, and then catch them, What have you really accomplished? It seems like creating a problem, then solving it, so now you get a pat on the back. But anyone who would do something illegal even with having to be tempted and convinced is a "bad" person and should be in jail? I'm sure there's illeagal things that I would do with the proper motivation. Maybe I'm just a bad person, and should just go sit in jail. Or maybe I should just stay away from the possibility of that motivation. Simply wanting to do things, doesn't make people all that "bad" in my opinion. Sometimes people are in situations where they don't even know what they want. People like the things they like. ( duh ) wether it's a food, a color, a design, an activity, different things for different people. I may like doing drugs. I may even like killing people, or fighting with people. And if properly convinced while I'm in th
What Could Make The West Coast Better?
... If I was somewhere else. It's been three days, and I've decided this Eugene, Oregon thing has already gotten old. The worst part is, I could potentially be here until February, unless this go-live thing finally happens. Yeah, OK, the girl who picked me up at the airport was really cute... and lives in Dallas, and works at the Plano office. Naturally, by virtue of that, she's off limits. However, she seems to like wearing everything low-cut... I guess she must know I'm in this hotel room by myself and, like other women in the world, is enjoying my frustration. If I'm going to be spending the winter here, something has got to change, and quick-fast. It kinda sucks more that I know nobody living in Oregon - in real life, or on CT - and it's not exactly easy to meet anybody. So, what are my options? Well, the girl handed me a stack of brochures... directions to every museum, library, and other not-very-social place out here... except for the coast, which is about 45
I Can Never Get Tired Of This
Bible Quotes
Bible Quotes Having loved his own who were in the world, he loved them to the end. John 13:1 Whatever you did for the least of My brothers and sisters, you did for Me. Matthew 25:40 Rejoice in the Lord always. I say it again: Rejoice. Philippians 4:4 If you love those who love you, what reward will you get? Matthew 5:46 For the foolishness of God is wiser than human wisdom, and the weakness of God is stronger than human strength. 1 Corinthians 1:25 Come to me, all you who suffer and are burdened and I will refresh you. Matthew 11:28 May all of them be one, Father, just as You are in Me and I am in You. John 17:21 This is My Body, which is being given for you. Do this in remembrance of Me. Luke 22:19 My child, conduct your affairs with meekness, and you will be loved by those whom God accepts. Sirach 3:17 Mary said, "Behold the handmaid of the Lord. May it be done to me according to your word." Luke 1:38 In the Gospel the justice of God is revealed, from
Erotic Story "kerrie's Special Treatment"
Ann Thomas was the 42 year old wife of a bank executive. Her life was filled with taking care of her two cute kids, volunteering, tennis, and of course shopping. To look at Ann, one could see a woman who although she dressed quite modest, was very attractive. She had always taken good care of herself physically, so she had a nice body. She was always a bit self-conscious of the fact that she did not have the DD cup breasts her husband always gawked at. Ann, who was barely 5'2", had a nice trim figure, and in her eyes smaller and sexy breasts (34b). Her husband always wanted her to get a breast job done like many of the other women they knew; however, Ann could not see the point in spending thousands of dollars on something she thought was quite frivolous. Besides, her husband could always just stare at the breasts of his gorgeous young secretary. He always pretended not to notice, but Ann always caught him staring at her all the time when she was at the office or at company par
50 Random Questions...found This In A Bulletin!
1. Where were you 3 hours ago?Watching TV 2. Who are you in love with?No One! 3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?Maybe when I was three 4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? Do my panties count? 5. When is the last time you went to the mall? May 6. Are you wearing socks right now? two pairs 7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?No 8. When was the last time you drove out of town? Ummmm....been a while.. 9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?Yes...I saw Saw 3 10. Are you hot?No..I'm Cold! 11. What was the last thing you had to drink?ginger ale 12. What are you wearing right now?sweatshirt and sweat pants...but they dont match lol 13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it? When I had a car...I did it myself 14. Last food that you ate? Cheerios 15. Where were you last week at this time?Probably right where I'm at now... 16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?No! 17. When is the last time you ran? About 20 minutes ago, lol... 1
I'm Sorry
I'm sorry That I was raised with respect; not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry That I don't under
Tough Guys
Proverbs 31
Proverbs 31 Sayings of King Lemuel The words of king Lem'u-el, the prophecy that his mother taught him. What, my son? And what, the son of my womb? And what, the son of my vows? Give not thy strength unto women, nor thy ways to that which destroyeth kings. It is not for kings, O Lem'u-el, it is not for kings to drink wine; nor for princes strong drink: lest they drink, and forget the law, and pervert the judgment of any of the afflicted. Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts. Let him drink, and forget his poverty, and remember his misery no more. Open thy mouth for the dumb in the cause of all such as are appointed to destruction. Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy. Praise of a Good Woman Who can find a virtuous woman? For her price is far above rubies. The heart of her husband doth safely trust in her, so that he shall have no need of spoil.
Dancing Bear
The Sad Soul
Death is the light To a sad soul Life is hell To a sad soul Why live a life full of sadness Is making me sad Make you happy I hope not If I am sad So should you
A Little About Me ( If You Get Emotional Get Tissues First) Part 1
I wish this never happened. In 2001 I went to the hospital for what I thought might be a migraine, I never had one so I was not sure. Well that "migraine" sent me to Tx Children's via LifeFlight. I knew something was bad after that and vomiting blood. After all that turns out I had just had two animism's and a ruptured blood clot. My doctors told me I only had a 40/60 chance from surviving it. That was the first part, the second part was the surgery for repair, and they said I had only a 20% chance the surgery would be a success. Luckily I was part of that 20%. I was in ICU for three weeks and another four weeks in recovery.I also had to learn to walk, talk, read, and write again. So another result of tht surgery I have permenet amnesia from May 2001 and back. Although as a result of the surgery I have occasional seizures. I still have to deal with having less feeling in my right side. Less strength in my left. About 15% sensitivity on my scalp, and when I get tired my left
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1 Corinthians 13 - Love
1 Corinthians 13 - Love Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, and have not charity, I am become as sounding brass, or a tinkling cymbal. And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries, and all knowledge; and though I have all faith, so that I could remove mountains, and have not charity, I am nothing. And though I bestow all my goods to feed the poor, and though I give my body to be burned, and have not charity, it profiteth me nothing. Charity suffereth long, and is kind; charity envieth not; charity vaunteth not itself, is not puffed up, doth not behave itself unseemly, seeketh not her own, is not easily provoked, thinketh no evil; rejoiceth not in iniquity, but rejoiceth in the truth; beareth all things, believeth all things, hopeth all things, endureth all things. Charity never faileth: but whether there be prophecies, they shall fail; whether there be tongues, they shall cease; whether there be knowledge, it shall v
Air Fares For Active Troops:
Our military is not "flying free" as most Americans believe. As a majority of the airlines do not provide discount fares for the military, the men and women actively serving our country are paying for their own flights home during leave and - in many instances - are paying higher fares than most of the public. The reason for this is that they are unable to book their tickets in advance as their leaves are not always granted 21, 14 nor 7 days in advance. Please sign the Military Airfare Reduction petition to ask the government and 11 major airlines to provide military discounts to those on active duty. Many are unable to fly home because of the inability to afford the airline rates. Please sign this petition in the hopes of showing our military who serve in place of those of us who will not fight our appreciation for their service and dedication. Sign the petition online at:
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Here With Me
About Brothers
Brothers, The ones you go to for help, For comfort, For advice. When you just had a fight with Mom and Dad, Another girl, Or your boyfriend. Brothers, The ones you go to, to tell them that your Getting married, Or just need a shoulder to cry on. The ones you look up to, Share jokes, And talk to about everything. Brothers, They're there for the good times, Bad, And everything in between. My brother, He helps me with everything. Now all he needs, Is me.
-- Ecclesiastes 3:1-8
To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven: A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted; A time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up; A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance; A time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together; a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing; A time to get, and a time to lose; a time to keep, and a time to cast away; A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak; A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace. -- Ecclesiastes 3:1-8
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Can't Fight This Filling
The Undetected Sacredness Of Circumstances
The Undetected Sacredness of Circumstances We know that all things work together for good to those who love God . . . óRomans 8:28 About this cover The circumstances of a saintís life are ordained of God. In the life of a saint there is no such thing as chance. God by His providence brings you into circumstances that you canít understand at all, but the Spirit of God understands. God brings you to places, among people, and into certain conditions to accomplish a definite purpose through the intercession of the Spirit in you. Never put yourself in front of your circumstances and say, "Iím going to be my own providence here; I will watch this closely, or protect myself from that." All your circumstances are in the hand of God, and therefore you donít ever have to think they are unnatural or unique. Your part in intercessory prayer is not to agonize over how to intercede, but to use the everyday circumstances and people God puts around you by His providence to bring them befor
Forever In Blue Jeans
The Undetected Sacredness Of Circumstances
The Undetected Sacredness of Circumstances We know that all things work together for good to those who love God . . . óRomans 8:28 About this cover The circumstances of a saintís life are ordained of God. In the life of a saint there is no such thing as chance. God by His providence brings you into circumstances that you canít understand at all, but the Spirit of God understands. God brings you to places, among people, and into certain conditions to accomplish a definite purpose through the intercession of the Spirit in you. Never put yourself in front of your circumstances and say, "Iím going to be my own providence here; I will watch this closely, or protect myself from that." All your circumstances are in the hand of God, and therefore you donít ever have to think they are unnatural or unique. Your part in intercessory prayer is not to agonize over how to intercede, but to use the everyday circumstances and people God puts around you by His providence to bring them befor
Ever Have One Of Those Days...
Where you just pictuer yourself chaseing after everything and everyone who pisses you off with a chainsaw that never runs out of gas? Boy wouldn't it be fun if it were legal...
Check Out More Nude Pics!
These are some of the many shots I have for reference for my paintings. I know many women here are to shy to show anything, so here's to the unabashed and proud! If you got it, flaunt it!
Rahab, The Harlot, Rescued, By Faith
Day By Day By Grace Bob Hoekstra November 7th Rahab, the Harlot, Rescued, by Faith By faith the harlot Rahab did not perish with those who did not believe, when she had received the spies with peace. (Hebrews 11:31) God delivered the fortress of Jericho into the hands of His people, as the walls fell down, by faith. "By faith the walls of Jericho fell down after they were encircled for seven days" (Hebrews 11:30). This evil city of abominations was then destroyed, as the holy Lord God had justly required. "You shall utterly destroy them...lest they teach you to do according to all their abominations which they have done for their gods" (Deuteronomy 20:17-18). Yet, the family of Rahab, the harlot, was rescued, by faith. "By faith the harlot Rahab did not perish with those who did not believe." In preparation for entering the land, Joshua had sent out two spies, who were eventually received by Rahab. "Now Joshua...sent out two spy secretly, saying, 'Go, view the lan
You All Nead To Do This
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Today's Promise From The Bible Psalms 139:10
Today's Promise from the Bible Psalms 139:10 Even there shall thy hand lead me, and thy right hand shall hold me. Reflection Never are God's children so far removed upon the earth that they might fall outside the protective grasp of their Lord. He is to everlasting, filling all the heavens with His majesty! Fear no bitter darkness nor lasting night for ever shall the Lord of heaven redeem you who believe unto the everlasting morning and bathe you in light imperishable!
The Meaning Of The Pentacle
The Wiccan Pentacle: Symbol of Witchcraft The Pentacle, the most famous symbol of Witchcraft is a bold and fascinating statement about our place in the Universe. When the pentacle is drawn or written, the image created is called a pentagram. The pentagram represents an ancient concept that can be found in philosophical thought in both East and West. Although over 8,000 years old, the image of the pentagram is applicable in our modern world. The pentagram tells us that we have the ability to bring Spirit to Earth; this applies to every area of practical day-to-day living, as well as spiritual thought. The ability of bringing Spirit to Earth is what makes us whole. In Wiccan rituals, the pentacle is a round disk inscribed with a pentagram and placed upon on the altar. The disk can be made of many different materials. In more dangerous times, the pentacle was crafted from disposable materials such as clay or dough. To be caught in possession of a pentacle in those days could very
Billy Joel
Oh, oh, oh For the longest time Oh, oh, oh For the longest If you said goodbye to me tonight There would still be music left to write What else could I do I'm so inspired by you That hasn't happened for the longest time Once I thought my innocence was gone Now I know that happiness goes on That's where you found me When you put your arms around me I haven't been there for the longest time Oh, oh, oh For the longest time Oh, oh, oh For the longest I'm that voice you're hearing in the hall And the greatest miracle of all Is how I need you And how you needed me too That hasn't happened for the longest time Maybe this won't last very long But you feel so right And I could be wrong Maybe I've been hoping too hard But I've gone this far And it's more than I hoped for Who knows how much further we'll go on Maybe I'll be sorry when you're gone I'll take my chances I forgot how nice romance is I haven't been there for the longest time I had se
25 O'clock And The Hour Draws Nigh
Something final thoughts on the world in which we live. The alcoholic bastard played the stRAnGEr in me. I've had some requests for a real blog entry. (Seems some people out there are just so curious about the real me for whatever morbid reason.) Alright here goes nothing and yet everything all at once and simultaneously like a supernova turned blackhole. The past three weeks I have been drinking an average of 15 beers a night and enjoying every moment. My alcohol tolerance is overwhelming every sane thought left in my being. It would seem my body is no longer able to function without some kind of alcohol induced mind fog (Brian Lumley fans had better get that illiteration or I will smack you all). I have been told that I need a social life, but realistically I work too many hours (65+ a week) for this to even be a possibility. My time is not my own and with every dollar my bank account gains I am losing a part of my soul. I enjoy what I do, but I miss the things
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Girls' Night Out
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst.. my wife came home with no panties!!" "That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her rear that
Sweet Caroline
Having A Rich Prayer Life
November 7, 2006 Having a Rich Prayer Life Ephesians 3:16-19 Conversations that are repetitive can cause us to lose interest. Prayer is conversation with our heavenly Father. If we reduce our prayers to a formula or routine, the effect can weaken our desire to talk to God. Paulís prayers are just the oppositeóenergizing and full of life. Consider his words as recorded in Ephesians chapter three. He asked God to help the Ephesians (and, in fact, all believers): To live life in Godís supernatural power. (verse 16-17a) The most important battles take place on the inside of usóin our mind and emotions. Paul asked God to strengthen our ďinner manĒ so we can stand firm. He desired that our conduct be increasingly controlled by the Holy Spirit. That way, we can exhibit the life of Jesus in greater measure. The apostle also asked God to help us comprehend Christís all-embracing love for us. (verse 17b-19) Paul wanted us to know three things about this subject: 1) We are roo
Introduction/basic Overview Of Wicca
WICCA A Neo-Pagan, Earth-Centered Religion Overview: Depending upon how you look at Wicca, it is either one of the newest or one of the oldest religions in the world: Wicca is a recently created, Neopagan religion. The various branches of Wicca can be traced back to Gardnerian Witchcraft which was founded in the UK during the late 1940s. Wicca is based on the symbols, seasonal days of celebration, beliefs and deities of ancient Celtic society. Added to this material were Masonic and ceremonial magickal components from recent centuries. In this respect, it is a religion whose roots go back almost three millennia to the formation of Celtic society circa 800 BCE. A follower of Wicca is called a Wiccan. Wicca and other Neopagan religions are currently experiencing a rapid growth in the U.S., Canada, and Europe. This is seen particularly among some teenagers, who are rejecting what they feel is the autocracy, paternalism, sexism, homophobia, and insensitivity to the enviro
I Can Tell You Wanna Fuck
What Men Like To Do And Women Love It Some Hints
this is how a girl likes her pussy to be eat Eating pussy can be one of the most wonderful things you can do for a woman (or so I read on the cover of Cosmo). It makes her feel appreciated, respected, desirable, and has the potential to give her an orgasm that will shatter glass, raise the dead, even wake you in the next room. Besides, lots of women expect it these days, and men who perform great oral sex are always in demand. If you gain a reputation as an expert, many classy, attractive women, way out of your league, may overlook your other shortcomings. Just kidding, but it gives us an excuse to talk more about vaginas. The vagina is a mystery to most men. It's hidden away. Taken out only for special occasions and then quickly put back into hiding. Like an english muffin, its full of nooks and crannies and tastes best slathered in melted butter. For something so complex you'd think there would be instructions, or a map, or a help icon. How many times have you planted your face
Tim Mcgraws My Little Girl
Law Of Three
The Law of Three The other "Law" of Witchcraft is the "THREE-FOLD LAW OF RETURN". Basically, this is the natural law of "cause and effect". The Goddess charges us to exercise great care in all that we, as Witches, do and say and even think. The Threefold Law takes the notion that "what we reap, we will sow", a few steps fact, THREE steps further. For what we do "for good or for ill, shall be returned to us threefold." In light of this fact, Witches are loath to cause any harm, lest it be returned to them in spades!! When we come to really understand the Three-Fold Law and it's ramifications, we can see that although on the surface, it acts like a prohibition, it also serves as a source of blessing. Witches seek to heal and to help all of Life, and when we are working for "the good of all", it is natural that the "good" will come to us also. But it falls on us multiplied and empowered..three-fold is quite an increase no matter what mathematical method you use!
Principles Of Wiccan Belief
Principles of Wiccan Belief Found at 1. We practice rites to attune ourselves with the natural rhythm of life forces marked by the phases of the moon and the Seasonal Quarters and Cross-Quarters. 2. We recognize that our intelligence gives us a unique responsibility towards our environment. We seek to live in harmony with nature, in ecological balance offering fulfillment to life and consciousness within an evolutionary concept. 3. We acknowledge a depth of power far greater than that apparent to the average person. Because it is far greater than ordinary it is sometimes called "supernatural", but we see it as lying within that which is naturally potential to all. 4. We conceive of the Creative Power in the universe as manifest through polarity -- as masculine and feminine -- and that same Creative power lies in all people, and functions through the interaction of masculine and feminine. We value neither above the other, knowing each to be supportive to
Indian Outlaw
I Must Be Nuts
Well, I put myself in the queen for a day contest.. Please bomb me with comments.....Please click on the actual pic below and it will take you to the correct place to bomb me with comments...Leave as many as you want....Thanks, You all are awesome!!!!!
I Must Be Nuts
Well, I put myself in the queen for a day contest.. Please bomb me with comments.....Please click on the actual pic below and it will take you to the correct place to bomb me with comments...Leave as many as you want....Thanks, You all are awesome!!!!!
Lol Amish Country Musical
Farts = funny. Deny it if you wish, but deep in the heart of your bottom you know it to be TRUTH.
Kick Ass Graphic
Bella Morte - Whispers
Bella Morte - Whispers I've waited long. For a day. That I pray will come to me. I want nothing more. My needs are small. As you rest here at my side. Sleep another hour dear just close your eyes. For the time is fading quickly from our sights. And whispers after midnight echo till the dawn. So close my dear until the night is gone. I love you now, As I will when the longest day is through. Know this is true. Place your heart within this one who lives for you. Sleep another hour dear just close your eyes. For the time is fading quickly from our sights. And whispers after midnight echo till the dawn. So close my dear until the night is gone. Sleep another hour dear just close your eyes. For the time is fading quickly from our sights. And whispers after midnight echo till the dawn. So close my dear until the night is gone. Just sleep another hour dear just close your eyes. For the time is fading quickly from our sights. And whispers after midnight e
I Lost A Very Dear Online Friend
Hi everyone, yes, i'm sad, so awfully sad. i learned today that a very dear online friend passed away on Oct 2nd. She was a one of a kind. Kind, compassionate, intelligent, and just out and out wonderful. Apparently her sister just dug into her AOL account and found the email i sent her a couple of weeks ago, asking if she was ok. She had been offline for about a month now, and i was worried a bit, but, not excessively so. She was a teacher in a nearby school district and said she was feeling a bit under the weather. According to her sister, she died of complications from diabetes. i could go on and on about the great talks we had, but, since she was Wiccan, i do pray the Goddess takes good care of her.
Help Her Out
Help her out gang shes in need of some mad ct lovin.
Country Song
Go Here At Midnite Central Time To Vote
Black Cat
Rough Sex Facts
DON'T READ THIS IF YOU'RE GONNA GET OFFENDED: A hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger leads to a a hand...a hand leads to a lick...a lick leads to a suck...a suck leads 2 a fuck. So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard this cuz sex is like math...u add the bed...subtract the clothes...divide the legs...leave your solution...and pray you dont multiply! Giving head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent....................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard ........................... 6 cal soft........................
I'm Sorry
I'm sorry That I was raised with respect; not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry That I don't under
Help My Friend To The Next Level
He needs some lovin so stop by and help him out please!!!
Well You Tell Me
i have some nude photos if i can lev up i will post them if you all would like let me no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saint-saens - Danse Macabre (piano Duet)
I Need Help
i need a new morph pic can anyone help me. i want to go from a ugly person to a beautiful person
For You Guys With Love From Me To You
you guys are really special to me & i wont ever give you away for anything hugs Jovi xx
Remember To Forget
forget the one you once knew, remember now he has someone new forget those times that you shared, and the very fact that he cared forget the times you were together, remember those moments are gone forever forget him when they play your song, remember how you cried for so long forget how close you two once were, remember now that he is close to her forget the times that he would phone, remember the times he left you all alone forget that he was your dream came true, remember now she loves him too forget those times that he would stop by, remember how he made you cry forget the way he said your name, remember now things are not the same forget the way he held your hand, do not remember the sweet things if you can forget the way he looked into your eyes, remember the word's he said were simply lies forget the way you felt in his arms, remember how he cause you so much harm forget the way you called him "mine", remember how the memories were forced to
Everything Ive Ever Wanted To Say!
I'm sorry That I was raised with respect; not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry That I don't under
Everything Ive Ever Wanted To Say!
I'm sorry That I was raised with respect; not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry That I don't under
Locked Up
Tool- Sober
Saw 3
Saw 3 was great. I highly recommend it. I know a lot of people have said it isn't as good as the others, but I actually think it is the best one yet. It just seemed to have more of a story and a really good twist. I haven't been on here too much the past few days, I had a pretty busy weekend. Maybe I will write about it tomorrow or somethin. Right now I need SLEEP. For those of you who voted, like myself, I hope you got who you wanted. I didn't really want any of them LoL.
Smack That
Rooster- Come Get Some
More Added.
Okay I got around to adding more pics. But only a few lucky people get to see them. So for you lucky ones enjoy.
What A Shitty Tuesday
got up to go to the polls before they opened so I could vote... going into work late to do so, and the line would have taken me 2 and a half hours. I say to hell with it and get to work by 7:30... there's no way I can vote after work because I have school and it's not really something I can miss. *sigh* Maybe wednesday will be better... it starts in 40 minutes.
The Fray- Over My Head (cable Car)
Girlfriend Application (thats Right,im Single)
name: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: Where would we go on dates? Who are three of your favorite bands/artists? Do you drink/smoke?? Do you like the beach? If so...would you go with me late at night? Do you play an instrument? If so...what? Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure I made it home alright? How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? Favorite body part on a girl? What would you say is the best thing about yourself? Would you give me kisses just because? ~What Would You do if...~ I cried: I kissed you: I touched your ass: I was hospitalized: I got in a fight and you were there: I got dumped: I pissed you off: I lost my job: ~What Do You Think Of My...~ Personality: Eyes: Face: Hair: Choice of music: Manners: ~Would You...~ Be my friend? Tell me the truth no matter what? Buy me a birthday gift? Spread rumors about me? Go out at 4am to get me ch
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I'm Sorry
I'm sorry That I was raised with respect; not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry That I don't understan
Sinking Serenity
Oh my flames they burn through eternity. Scorching my soul and bleeding with memories. Gazing at stars beneath this benality. Screaming through tears you've placed with remedies. Shout my cry as I long to escape. You die into me, with sweet embrace. I wish you'd fail, you seep your sins through my heart. Please entail these things you spin to rip me apart. Say you'll do this for me, be my healing serenity. Oh, let me feel the words you'll fill with comfort. Take me from this place and tear me from ruptures. My seclusion through delusion of my scars of time. My subdusion in pentomine motion, these stars of mine. Fall with me my breathless fate. Call to me my careless hate. Listen to every beat, you'll see my there to bleed. Let me feel the heat of your own steady heed. Let me feel the words that you will tremble. Let me heal your hurts through silence so gentle. Whisper soft and scream in pain. Tender, aloft, this blood drenched rain.
Give It To Me Baby
If you were to give me a blowjob and have sex with me in general, tell me exactly what you would do...give hott, kinky, details...that would be awesome
OK so its only been a week and i look as though ive gain 37894730 this point i wanna starve myself....i havnt been eating things that are bad for u...had tons of water...i mean come on i should something i shouldnt look fatter than i already do...its so discusting...god when i look in the mirror all i see is all this fat on my stomache it sucks...
Just Because
OK going to vent a little in here tonight so let me get my soapbox... ok ... have you ever found yourself falling in love with someone that you know you shouldnt love?? maybe because you know they will never love you back or that they are with someone else??? Do you lay awake at night and think of them and dream about how things could be? Does it break your heart to know that happiness is just around the corner and you just cant touch it? Fear of rejection is a evil mistress. I find myself sometimes wondering what would happen if I just opened my mouth sometime and let everything I have inside out and see where it gets me... I have been hurt way too many times and I see happiness only a few steps away and yet my feet wont take me there.. so I turn and feel the tears as I walk away leaving the happiness and the better times behind me and I try not to look back.. there will be someone somewhere that doesnt take that much work and that much worry and there will be someone that will com
Talk Dirty To Me ;)
Hey ladies, I need some help right now,if you know what I mean ;) so do me this huge favor when you have a sec: Tell me a sex story with you and I in it and give details of what will happen blah blah blah and make it hott cause that would be awesome...make it sexy ;)
In Memorium Of My Dad
i wrote this a number of years ago for my father. They said it gets easier with time, they lied to me. Im having a rough time right now, I think of you everyday more and more. The pain was numbed by the memories, but now the numbness is gone and the pain has returned. I've heard it all, "Only the good die young", but why did they take you away from me when I needed you the most. And the part that hurts the most, is that I never got the chance to tell you that I love you, I never got to say goodbye. I hide my pain and sorrow from everyone, they can't tell Im hurting. If I could have only one wish, it would be to see you again so I can tell you, I love you and I miss you. Goodbye Dad
Papa Roach- Blood (live)
I Never Thought
You hurt me in a way I never thought that you could You put thoughts to mind that I never thought that you could You made my heart feel ways that I never thoght that it could You made me think of you in away that I never thought you would I had to open up my eyes to things that I never thought that I could You hurt me more than I ever thought that you could You made me feel ways that I never thought that i could you made me wish what I never thought I could You hurt me more than many yet I respect you as a person more than any I was loved by many but never hurt by you I thought that I could be hurt by many But I never thought that could be hurt by you You hurt me in ways that just wont change The pain I feel one should never have to feelYet I learned to mantian the feelings that I should have tourd you You hurt me but I bet you nevr thought that you could
Good Song
Oh, the last ten years, it's been quite trip Over thirty-six-hundred spins around without a cosmic slip But within the realm of our atmosphere We're 'bout as out of whack as we've been in a million years We watched the Y2K scare in a panic An' we watched as time proved Nostrodamus wrong An' we watched as Mother Nature shook the planet An' cellular replaced the telephone We lost Charlie Brown, Ray Charles an' Johnny Cash We even lost Superman, mhm. Well, the last ten years, look at the hills we've climbed The best golfer's black, the best rapper's white an' it's about damn time But we best beware, there's a brand new fight, you see An' I hate to say we might be our own worst enemy We watched Oklahoma sifting through the damage An' we watched a US President get caught We watched shareholders watched their savings vanish We all cried when we watched those towers fall We lost Minnie Pearl, Ron Reagan and Sam Ahan We even lost Superman, mhm. Expen
Good News? And Bad News
first the bad ones: CT is blocked in my office :'( yeah i'm still crying about that fact but i can't do anything no proxy servers no complains ... you know why? we are the ones blocking lol and i can't say something and do other different, that's not polite! the good ones are those: JT didn't leave CT lol and i'm trainee to be a CT Bouncer! well i hope everyone is ok, and i miss you all a lot!!!!
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Remember Past Is Prologue
This makes some very good points, most of which you have heard or read before, it's worth reading all of it. In closing, today we get a chance to vote - it probably won't make a difference but at least we have the opportunity to keep liberals from taking over the Senate by not indirectly electing a liberal from San Francisco into the Majority Speaker's position. Here is the message: I may get some grief from this, but here it is anyway; Remember the Past Is Prologue THIS IS HISTORY THAT HAS BEEN LEFT OUT OF OUR TEXTBOOKS. MOST OF YOU ARE NOT OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER THAT NEARLY EVERY FAMILY IN AMERICA WAS GROSSLY AFFECTED BY WWII. MOST OF YOU DON'T REMEMBER THE RATIONING OF MEAT, SHOES, GASOLINE, AND SUGAR. NO TIRES FOR OUR AUTOMOBILES, AND A SPEED LIMIT OF 35 MILES AN HOUR ON THE ROAD. NOT TO MENTION, NO NEW AUTOMOBILES. READ THIS AND THINK ABOUT HOW WE WOULD REACT TO BEING TAKEN OVER BY FOREIGNERS IN 2007. This is an EXCELLENT essay. Well thought out and present
Its Not Fair
its totally not fair for what i think is leading on, when a guy says that he thinks that u two have a connection,and then talks to other girls like he's talkin to u, sont u think that its leading someone on, if u dont share those same feelings then just say so, dont be a pussy, cuz in the long run, ur gonna hurt her even more, if u dont tell her up front!!!!!! maybe its just a lil bit of jelousy cuz i really like this guy, but if he gonna be like this then i can find someone a million times better, who does'nt just wanna get in my pants!!!!!!!!! and he actually cares bout my feelings, and what i think, not about just gettin booty! anyone feel free to comment on this!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes More Updatez On Me And My Friend..
Tuesday, I am doing really good.. No headache (Thank God LOL) My Family is doing really great, my sister ashley needs to make up her mind what she wants to do with her daughter shianne.. Shianne is my niece and she has be living with us since August.. Her mom when out of stat to live with her boyfriend AKA Asshole to me and he called me Tennessee Bitch and I did not like that at all.. That made me Highly made yep it did and I told my mom and grandma on him.. So She want to come down here and get her daughter and she wants her Ex Husbands parents to come and get her and my mom said no to her that if you want her you come and get her.. So don't know what is going on but tell you what is up ok.. Now update on my friend sabby.. She and her family does not have the money to do a really good funneral if that is how you spell it but they are going to Creamate him, so they need two people to sign papers Sabby and her sister Sonya.. Plz keep her family in all you prayers she really needs it.
Come Out...
IMspidey/M.M. 11/06 Copyright © 2006
Ok well i am starting a job at lane bryant on monday 12 to 5:30pm well see how it goes
Whatwhat? Bite Me.
I seriously despise being vulnerable; I never put myself out there unless I'm confident that I will not be falling. As such, I rarely make intimate connections with people beyond the realm of friendship. However, there comes a time every now and then when I do relate my feelings to someone, and so far every time I've been hit square in the face. Once I was given a straightforward, respectful and warm rejection which eased the burden, but most of the time I've quickly discovered that my dreamy so-and-so is really a shriveled coward inside. WHY can't anyone just fucking SAY NO instead of stringing people along for fear of "hurting their feelings"? Has my utter frankness, my rude bluntness not PAINTED A PICTURE of my communication style?! I suppose I'm overexaggerating with this evening's rant. This has really only happened to me twice in my lifetime. In the meantime, I find garlic stuffed olives help with bad moods.
As of tonight I have set my bulletins to family only so I can keep up with it all! Many on my friends list post so many its hard to read them all and repost so I am pairing that down as well as my friends list in general.. Hope you are all well and look forward to hearing from you in other ways! If any of the bulletins my friends post have anything to do with ratings all you have to do is ask me via comment or email or shout. Happy to help where I can. I have decided to stop entering contests at this point so I wont need to whore myself for ratings either! lol I'll take what I get thru random people stopping by my page and from anyone on my list that wants to show me the love! thanks, Cin
I shall poke you with a wooden spoon. And the poking thereof shall be great. And you shall lament the day of your poking. Wooden spoons aren't just for whacking people you know. *poke poke*
Not A Lot Of Time
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Myspace Layouts am i over reacting???
I want to kiss you like the moon kisses the sun as she meets him in the morning. Softly, slowly.. As I watch you light up the sky. I want you to kiss me Like the sun kisses the moon At night.. When she comes to his bed. Roughly and deeply.. Til the sky turns red.
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Tell Me Why......
Why would a woman that is 30 years old let a 20 year old little punk ass mother fucker tell her kids to starve and let him get away with not to mention not talk to her kids .I'll tell ya the fuckin bitch that i started a family with thats what kind.Can you believe i call her to ask if she is going to give me the money for the kids school uniforms .Not much it isnt even half.So im talkin to her and i guess he doesnt let her talk with out listening .Because she is still tryin to get bac with me .YEA FUCK THAT>So im askin her for the money and he chimes in and says i hope ur kids starve get your own money.Now i dont want her money but fair is fair.I mean she hasnt paid support in 3 years .But to let him talk like that abt your kids .What kind of bitch s this .I mean he aint gonna get away with that and any one that knows me Knows hes fucked LOL.but why would a woman do this and not talk to her kids .Well the kind that wont be seein her kids till court is over.Fuck her ,him and all the bul
I dreamt a dream last night We were kissing under the moonlight I dreamt a dream It was not meant to be Side by side we stood like before Holding entwined hands once more But dreams aren't meant to last Just like our love ending so fast Dreams! Let me be! How his very name makes me tremble Don't shatter my mask; don't let me appear so feeble Yet the pleasure surpasses and numbs my senses Making my heart falter at the chances Oh how he haunts my thoughts like every word possessed His smiles laughter every move single breath is charming I do confess None of these are for me alone They never will be for I am forlorn I beg thee; don't come again no more dreams In return you may have my heart lock it away just no more dreams Give me warmth as I kiss your rays of sunlight I do not wish to dream of you tonight
This Is A Good One!
I'm A Killer
Rusty RastelliPeople Iced:ElevenCar Bombs Planted:TwelveFavorite WeaponBottle RocketsArms Broken:SixEyes Gouged:Twenty FiveTongues Cut Off:NineBiggest Enemy:One-ShotGet Your HITMAN NameAWSOME-GAME
Sexy Pose Contest
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The Doc
I go back to the doctors tomorrow for a check up and then the dentist so I can get my thing checked. If the swelling in my face went down then I will be able to get a new mouth piece which is good cause this one is hurting my mouth alittle. its poking the top of my mouth. But besides that I think everything is going to go good. I have been having swelling in my face again it seems that I might lay on my cheek at night or something cause when I wake up my cheek is alittle big hehe but then it goes down during the day so I might be doing something in my sleep and dont realize it. Well untill I come back from the docs thats all I really have for now.
Smoooooove, Yo.
This is the most incredible line I have ever read. A true masterpiece: "i would make the sweetest love to u for hours so good and hard that the angels would burn in hell because they would at us and masturbate and that would piss off god. so we'd better not do it." It makes me want to hurt people. With muffins. Hurt people by throwing muffins at them. Not hurt people who happen to be carrying muffins.
Ok I Get Lost All The Time Come I Don't Get A Damn Holiday?
as found on: Columbus and America The school kid rhyme runs, "In fourteen hundred and ninety two, Columbus sailed the ocean blue". That much is true. The rest of it - that he discovered North America, that he was trying to prove that the Earth was round, and that Queen Isabella pawned her jewels - it's all false. If you want to get really picky, North America had been previously "discovered" some 20,000 years earlier. Even so, the sailor, Christopher Columbus, was not the first European to "encounter" North America. That honour popularly belongs to Leif Ericsson, and his Scandinavian colleagues, around 1000 AD. But more to the point, Columbus never actually set foot in North America. Christopher Columbus headed west across the Atlantic Ocean pushed by many forces. They included fear of both Islam and Portugal, the lust for gold and adventure and of course, the desire for lucrative spices (which were used as medicine
How simple it is to disconnect. Like flipping a switch. ...and then come the overwhelming sounds of silence.
Jiminy Effin Cricket (totally Unrelated I Just Like That For A Title)
so the question of the day. Do I go with it or do I hesitate? yeah yeah I hear you screaming what you think is the obvious. But, I was thinking maybe this time I should drive the train instead of waiting on the tracks. Again, I hear you, and I know Im talking in code again. But hey, you are reading this, not me :P I have alot of curiosity and alot of hope here. Things are looking pretty cool so far. But.... (that isnt my but either. Its the proverbial but that always comes up in my life) I dont know what the but is and my suspension sucks so yeah it makes me slow down a bit. But never stop, that just wouldnt be me. Even if there was a brick wall dead ahead. And if you know me you know how I am. Its not that I love tragady, I just have this thing in me that cant stand wondering. You know, its insane, but just maybe things wont be like they look, or maybe the last seconds of the ride will be worth it. Okay, dont lie and say you have never done that. No matter how it looks I just go fo
Drumlined Redone
sorrow filled eyes of cold baby blue crys in the night my heart aches for you memorys fill my mind as tears fill my eyes they take me back to a happyer time your smile, your laugh, your twinkling star i dont want to belive that your so far someday I'll see you again and life here must go on but know that I love you and miss you forever.
Help Me Dammit!
Okay, jerks..I need not the sweetest way to get help, but im kind of upset) I'm offering a diamond ring or a rolex to the 1st person who helps me comment bomb someone very important to me!! Its a big deal..Im trying to be generous!! PLEASE COME HELP ME!!!!!!!
Blue Six
The Cat Who Ate Danish Modern
Finished reading this novel today, at the suggestion (of the series, not the novel) of a friend. A lot of fun, and of course I liked the mention of Hindemith partway through ;) Good mystery, memorable characters. (And a dashed-off review, but you'll see better, really...)
Pulled Teeth.....thank Goodness
wow...i got my bottom wisdom teeth pulled today and i remember it all the right onw was a piece of cake and the left one they had a problem with .... dang my jaw!! Grr...just stopped bleeding alittle while ago..and ate.. but ne missin my pshyco babes even thou i just saw him last night.but oh wells i can wait till im all better then we can have lots of fun!! oh wells until then im gonna sleep and cruz in the house ...
Nothing Was Supposed To Hurt Like This...
every time i try to get back at you i hurt myself even more ...well nothing was supposed to hurt like this the razors have been used my emotions have been misused the pills have been swallowed deaths path has been followed if i had any tears left, id cry if i had any blood left, id bleed and bleed i just want to die im shaking im so scared, im sweating im so close... im so close to just ending it all its always the same.....the same old shit im tired of crying myself to sleep every night im tired of hiding my wrists i just wanted to be loved... why could you never even pretend?...pretend to love me all i needed was some encouragement....your doing so well im so proud all you do is scream and yell YOUR SUCH A LET DOWN! i know, i know im a let down im sorry i never meant to be if only through my eyes you could see the world i live in, that never gave me a chance how i hurt, believe me i know im less than dirt the razor, well it was always there... unlike you the n
A Little Sappy And Gay...
that jazz rhythm in my head reminds me of how i feel when im completely fulfilled when im finally with you the tapping cymbal, the snare hit the steady groove i feel when im completely fulfilled when im finally with you the warmth and embrace of the bass the natural pulse i feel when im completely fulfilled when im finally with you while the horns ascend in pitch and tempo my heart races to keep up with the feeling the excitement i feel when im completely fulfilled when im finally with you
When A Boy Makes A Girl Jealous
when a boy makes a girl jealous... A boy liked a girl but wanted to make her jealous. Then one day things went terribly wrong. The next few weeks were like a very sad song. He made her jealous on purpose he tried. When the girl asked, "Do you love her?" on purpose he lied. He played with jealousy like it was a game. Little did he know Things would never be the same. His plan was working but he had no clue. How wrong things would go, the damage he would do. One night she broke down, feeling very alone. Just her and the blade, no one else home. She dialed his number, he answered, "Hello" She told him she loved him and hung up the phone. He raced to her house just a minute too late. Foun
Just Do It.
1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one word. 8. What was your first impression? 9. Do you still think that way about me now? 10. What reminds you of me? 11. If you could give me anything what would it be? 12. How well do you know me? 13. When's the last time you saw me? 14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?
(an Ode To Hip-hop)
The Secret To Fix All The World's Problems
as found on : Duct Tape A while ago, a spring in the on/off switch on my 20-year-old TV died. "It's easy", I said to my wife, "I'll just pull the 240V plug out of the wall, discharge the 25,000 volts off the TV set, pull the chassis apart, solder in a new switch, and put it all back together again". Well, she raised her eyebrows at me, and asked "Why don't you use duct tape, like this?", while simultaneously tearing a strip off from a roll that happened to be lying around, and taping down the switch down into the On Position. And so it came to be a semi-permanent, though effective, repair, needing a new strip of duct tape every week or so, a job that takes about 10 seconds each time. Most people believe that duct tape was invented for air-conditioning ducts - but it wasn't, and in fact, for some time, was not allowed to be used for that purpose. Duct tape was invented during World War II by Johnson & Johnson, whi
Playlist For The Week Of 10/31/06 - 11/7/06.
Acheron - Tribute To The Devil's Music Acheron - Rebirth: Metamorphosing Into God Hood Agalloch - Ashes Against The Grain Cannibal Corpse - Tomb Of The Mutilated Ceremony - The Days Before The Death Goatwhore - Funeral Dirge For The Rotting Sun Grave - As Rapture Comes Malevolent Creation - Retribution Motorhead - Bastards Overkill - Feel The Fire Place Of Skulls - The Black Is Never Far Pungent Stench - Ampeauty Random Acts Of Violence - Unleashing Random Acts Of Violence - Cathartes Aura EP Suicidal Tendencies - Prime Cuts Thorr's Hammer - Dommedagsnatt Vital Remains - Let Us Prey Warhorse - As Heaven Turns To Ash...
The Light
Attractive Test
Attractive Test Body: fill it out and send it back to me! Body: Attractive Test Would you kiss me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Would you do me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] You look to sweet to screw Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay [] Sexy [] Ugly! Do you think im a virgin? [] Yes [] No [] Don't know Name one thing you would like to do to me... [] ________________________ I look like.. [] A player [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf [] A slut If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe Would you rather.. [] Hook up with me [] Cuddle with me [] Date me [] Marry me [] Friends On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 Are you going to repost this so i can answer for you? [] Yes [] No What would you want me to be to you? [] Friend [] girlfriend/Boy frien
If It Was Gonna Be, It Would Have Been!
Why do some people decide to talk about threesums or other couples during sex? Talk about me, tell me what you like about me, my body, the way I'm sexin' you, anything that we are doin at that time. It's a turn off. Like your not really that into me. Why are you so concerned about other things at that time? If I wanted to do that with you, it would already be goin' down or talk about before hand.
Like Roaches With The Lights On
i could never see straight ahead the light in the horizon was always dim the motions of time i could see the dust settle like how each petal grows in the spring how each leaf drops in autumn the lost time in between the days forgotten the empty space i felt the driving pain the need to change eventually the leaves have to fall starting over the cycle again once more so we can grow again in the spring that the winter brought on but this year i want to stay right here in between the change and the pain to live a peaceful life without the strain
One Of Those Days.....
Do you ever have those days when nothing just seems to go right? That has been today through and through. Nothng went well, just feel like going to bed and waking up with a new happy day tomorrow.... ************************************************** One sided conversations with "mother dear". Hello cant she listen to a word i say? No I dont care about the dog. dont change the subject just answer my questions and quit the sidestepping game. Please stop talking about him.... I know he is my brother but pay attention to me too. Yes I told you the date- yes you knew months ago- why act as if today it was all a surprise? **************************************************
Hey Friends
come and give me some love come bye my page rate my pics its my birthday tomorw o please stope bye love yous all
I Won!!!
i won the award for hard worker/most improved cheerleader last night.. YEA!!!! woo hoo me!!
Zombies....are They Real? Ask Clairvius Narcisse
as found on : Zombie Zombies appear regularly on our TV screens, as more Tales of the Undead are unleashed upon us, and some old ones exhumed. But here's a surprise - zombies can be real. In real life, the zombies come from the Caribbean island of Haiti. They are a person who has been almost-killed, and then later raised from the almost-dead by a voodoo priest, to be used as slave labour for the rest of their miserable life. Zombies can move, eat, hear and speak, but they have no memory and no insight into their condition. There have been legends about zombies for centuries, but it was only in 1980 that a real-life case was documented. The story begins in 1962, in Haiti. A man called Clairvius Narcisse was sold to a zombie master by his brothers, because Clairvius refused to sell his share of the family land. Soon after Clairvius "officially" died, and was buried. However, he had been later secretly unburied, and wa
Learning To Be A Submissive - Erotic Story
Tonight would be the night. It was he, who as a part of their agreement, set the schedule for things and he knew she was ready, even if she was too scared to admit it. Up until now their games had consisted of playful teasing while he taught her how to please him. Punishment had always come in the form of withheld pleasure but tonight it was time to take things further and begin to let her explore the bridges between pain and pleasure and submission and ecstacy. Tonight, not only would she admit she wanted to go further, she would beg him to take her there. Heads turned when she walked across the hotel lobby, but she was oblivious to all but him. The week of separation, the late-night phone calls and the stories he had e-mailed her to read on the plane had all done the trick. Her whole body throbbed with the need to be touched, by this man. His story selection always hinted at things to come and today's stories had all been about spankings; with whips, with hands, by ano
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Snow White
Snow White by bradley_stoke © Snow White was feeling wretched and miserable as she lay naked in the shadows of the tall forest trees, as well she might after her unexpected rape at the hands of the forester. It had seemed such a jolly idea at first when he suggested walking into the woods with her ostensibly to show her what he did for a living, and the fact it was sanctioned by her usually unsympathetic stepmother and guardian made it an especial treat. But then he turned on her, beating her about the face, pulling off her clothes, and then forcing himself on her. At first, Snow White had no idea what was happening to her, but it soon became clear when he pulled down his britches, pulled out his erect penis and violated her. Whether the rape was to be all that she was to endure she didnít know, but in the struggle she managed to loosen his grip and ran deep into the woods. She had no idea where she was or whether the forester was still running after her, but the pain she felt
Dj Shadow
i got to see my bubby saturday it was cool hadnt seen him in awhile,, love that man lol didnt think he was comming out but he did. a friend got me up on the damn ramp to dance i could of killed her but then again i was drunk really didnt care. but glad she had a good time thats all that mattered.. well till next time all have a great night love to all
Small Town
Small Town by biggshow13 © Living in a relatively small town, you donít get to meet a lot of new people. More often than not, the same people end up in the same places, and nothing ever changes. Things were always that way for me, until recently. There was this bar in town, not a bad place, but not the kind of place to attract a lot of different people. A neighborhood watering hole kind of place. I used to stop in once or twice a week for a couple of beers, and got friendly with a few of the others, including the waitresses. Some friendlier than others, but thatís another story. One night I went in, and there was a couple of new people in the place. One was a younger girl in her mid-twenties, not all that easy on the eyes, but a nice body. The other, wellÖ I had discovered long ago that the plus-sized women were much nicer to take to bed. Something about the extra skin to caress, the larger butts, bigger titsÖanyway, I loved big women. This other girl, she was incredible.
Can You Tell Me
i have a cd burner and it will not work can you tell me what could be the problem ??
Since I Let You Got Away
Since I let you get away I've been thinking, I've been thinking why did I ever liked you. Since I let you get away I've been saying to Myself, Why did I let you go? Also why didn't I told You that I love you. And that you where My first love.
The New Myspace For Adults Only
they have less than 3000 members just copy n paste this into ur browser
Trapped By Love
i wrote this October 31, i was contemplating putting it up but i decided to so yeah, hope you like it back and forth he tugged her heart made her cry tore her apart crushed her soul didn't care he came back but didn't notice her there she gave up let him back in he broke her twice why did it happen again she moped for months wanted to die shed lay in bed all she did was cry he came back i guess round three put the chains back on she wanted to be free she hurt herself to hide the pain every lonely night her tears poured like rain again and again he kept coming back six times or more i guess i lost track he made her so weak im sure it made him laugh to hear her cry as he broke her in half she kept saying yes he said he changed a few months go by he starts acting strange she finds out his secrets all the lies came out she called him one day they began to shout more time goes by his game he still plays she looks out the window wanting to
Judge Roy Moore
The following is a poem written by Judge Roy Moore from Alabama . Judge Moore was sued by the ACLU for displaying the Ten Commandments in his courtroom foyer. He has been stripped of his judgeship and now they are trying to strip his right to practice law in Alabama . The judge's poem sums it up quite well. America the Beautiful, or so you used to be. Land of the Pilgrims' pride; I'm glad they'll never see. Babies piled in dumpsters, Abortion on demand, Oh, sweet land of liberty; your house is on the sand. Our children wander aimlessly poisoned by cocaine choosing to indulge their lusts, when God has said abstain From sea to shining sea, our Nation turns away From the teaching of God's love and a need to always pray. We've kept God in our temples, how callous we have grown. When earth is but His footstool, and Heaven is His throne. We've voted in a government that's rotting at the core, Appointing Godless Judges; who throw reason out the door
Slow & Easy
Slow & Easy by SpiceyAngel © My car backfired and sputtered as I turned into the parking lot of an auto repair shop. I hoped they would be able to fix my car fast. I didn't want to be stranded in a strange town for days. I got out of my car, slammed the door and kicked the tire. "Problems?" a sexy male voice sounded from behind me. I turned around with a glare on my face, which disappeared quickly. When I saw the man's face, my mood improved instantly. He had the warmest smile. His eyes twinkled as he looked me up and down. I smiled back at him, as my eyes wandered down his torso to his crotch. He was wearing faded blue jeans with several holes in them. He had on a tight blue shirt. It had words sewn on it. It said, Clancy's Auto Repair, then below that was his name, Donnie. His chest muscles rippled as he brushed his blonde hair out of his face. Our eyes met again, then he licked his lips. "Would you like me to take a look at your car? I am the only mechanic here today."
Leave Me Voice Comments!!!!
hey my voice comment thingy is very lonely and it would so make my day if you all left some. So please do so and I'll dance around my room. Plus you can hear my sexy (or not so sexy) voice :P It's on my profile! THANK YOU!!!!
Slide It In
Slide It In by SpiceyAngel © Bill worked his way thru the crowd very slowly. He was trying to make it to his seat before the opening ceremonies. His heart raced as the anticipation built. This was his first trip outside the USA. He had always dreamed about seeing the Olympic games. Now he was having the vacation of a life time in Australia. At last he could see his seat, he stopped when he saw a gorgeous woman in his spot. The woman in the next seat was obviously her identical twin. They had long blonde hair, blue eyes, full lips, perfect breasts and long tan legs. Bill felt his cock twitching as lustful thoughts filled his mind. They looked up at him, then gave each other a knowing glance and started giggling. Bill said, "Excuse me, I think your in my seat." One of the twins answered, with a Swedish accent, "I am Svetlana and this is my sister Katja. We came here from Sweden to compete in the 500 meter race." "Really?" Bill asked. Both twins nodded their heads and said, "Y
Why Did I Ever Waste My Time?
Why did i say yes? Why did i give in? I thought i knew better I DID KNOW WITHIN!!! I knew you seemed perfect The one just for me Iwas begining to love you Mike Did you feel the same about me? You said that you did But i know different now I wish i knew then So I'm asking you how?!?! How could you lie, cheat, and steal? I cared so much for you... HOW?!?! Guess my feelings never mattered How do you feel now? Back to the point I'm trying to make! Why did I do all of that?? MIKE...... I tried making you happy I did my best I cried all the time I never got rest Two pregnancy scares a broken heart and tears, I let you come back Hoping it would be for years You smoothed things over only for money and sex!!! I got played again, I NOW understand the term EX!!! It means that you WERE but aren't anymore I can't stand you now You are NOTHING to me but a WHORE!!!! Hate is so strong Dislike way too weak If I saw you again.... I'd probably shrie
Your Hidden Talent You have the power to persuade and influence others. You're the type of person who can turn a whole room around. The potential for great leadership is there, as long as you don't abuse it. Always remember, you have a lot more power over people than you might think! What's Your Hidden Talent?
This Is Soooooo Kewl!!!
YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but your waiter may know! YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH This is pretty neat. DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute . Work this out as you read ... Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat. (more than once but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add 5 4. Multiply it by 50 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 . If you haven't, add 1755. 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number The first digit of this was your original number (I.e., how Many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.) The next two numbers are YOUR AGE!
I Must Be
I got this from a friend called Renegade. I thought it was cool ... so here goes I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be annorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy
Floor Kids 2
Mean Evil
You Are 38% Evil A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well. In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil. How Evil Are You?
Letter Written By A Marine Sgt To John Kerry
LETTER WRITTEN BY A MARINE SERGEANT TO JOHN KERRY. {This was written by my husband, Aaron, who is currently deployed to Iraq, in defense of a recent comment made by Senator John Kerry. Pass it along, it might inspire someone else to speak up! } Yesterday John Kerry said, "You know education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well, and if you donít, you get stuck in IraqĒ So I wrote him a letter: I am a Sergeant in the United States Marine Corps. I am currently on my second tour in Iraq, a tour in which I volunteered for. I speak Arabic and Spanish and I plan to tackle Persian Farsi soon. I have a Bachelors and an Associates Degree and between deployments I am pursuing an M.B.A. In college I was a member of several academic honor societies, including the Golden Key Honor Society. I am not uniq
The SmugglerPeople Iced:Forty FourCar Bombs Planted:TwoFavorite WeaponCurdled MilkArms Broken:EighteenEyes Gouged:FiveTongues Cut Off:None. Pathetic.Biggest Enemy:Ruphas the TerribleGet Your HITMAN NameAWSOME-GAME
Floor Kids 1
Slave Night At The Club Ch. 2 (part 3)
Slave Night at The Club Ch. 2 by sexvoyeur © After giving herself a few moments to allow her rectum time to get readjusted to the manís cock penetrating her, Emily looked into the manís eyes below her. Now breathing heavily, her face just inches from his, she said lustfully, ďOh, God! Put your cock in my pussy! I want to feel it, too!Ē Working together, the three adjusted their bodies so the man below her could place the head of his cock against her pussy. As the head of his penis slipped inside her, the man looked at Emily. With his voice trembling heavily, his own intense feelings of anticipation present, he said, ďItís all yours sweetheart! I want to fuck your pussy while my friend fucks you in your ass! Take my cock into your sweet, little pussy baby!Ē Releasing a heavy, lust filled sigh, Emily did exactly what he said. Feeling just the head of his cock inside her, she pushed back her hips, her action forcing his penis to slip deeper inside her. As she felt him penet
Slave Night At The Club Ch. 2 (part 2)
Slave Night at The Club Ch. 2 by sexvoyeur © Hearing this, almost everyone in the room grunted simultaneously. For myself, I now had tunnel vision as I focused on the sight of my friend completely nude with her legs erotically spread around him, freely giving her body as a carnal gift to this complete stranger. My arousal growing even more as I thought about the fact that there were soon going to be others placing their hard cocks inside her as well. Soon though, I felt my heart palpate when I saw Emilyís face suddenly flush deeply red again, her excitement of feeling another manís cock in her pussy this night giving her another highly enjoyable orgasm. As his penis slid in and out of her as she came, the man felt her pussy gripping his cock tighter, grinning as he felt a surge of her vaginal secretions flowing over the base of his shaft as he continued fucking her. Excited by this feeling, combined with the look on her face and the soft sounds of her grunting as she came,
Best Friendship
A dozen roses I give to you my friend A gift that seems so small But they represent so much Our friendship most of all. A rose for the friendship A rose for the touch A rose for the trust we share Our sharing means so much. A rose for the kindness And the deep caring you show A rose for the comfort given When I've been feeling low. A rose for the laughter How it makes your eyes shine A rose for the dreams we share It's amazing how they intertwine. A rose for the deep respect You give to me with ease A rose for the love we feel And how you wish to please. A rose for your compassion That has helped me in so many ways A rose for bringing me sunshine That has brightened all my days. The last rose is the best For it stands so proud and tall This rose represents you My best friend of all.
Hitman Family
Bloody ThumbsPeople Iced:Twenty TwoCar Bombs Planted:FifteenFavorite WeaponShankArms Broken:FourEyes Gouged:Twenty TwoTongues Cut Off:TenBiggest Enemy:Buck-Eyed BartGet Your HITMAN NameAWSOME-GAME
Well started my new job today and LOL OK didnt do shit for the half day worked lol. JK I showed up with 2 other guys (all the plant operators 1 per shift) an we were just setting up more of the place sweeping floors, unloading trucks loads of our product, shot like that. and there was this heavy ass thin weighted 500LBS that landed on my foot OUCHIES lol oh well tomorrow is another day, hope the power company turned on our power already
I'm Going Home!
Sorry to everyone who has seen changes on my page, but haven't heard from me.† I've been going through alot these last couple of weeks.† The internet just doesn't seem to be as much fun anymore, and I've been really depressed.† I almost tried to kill myself a couple of weeks ago b/c of so much emotional stress.† That is why I have talked with my father and will be going home this weekend...if not b/4 then.† It's been hard not having my dog right here with me.† He's been acting out with the person he's been staying with and i feel bad about it.† And, I have also found out that my grandmother's cancer is getting worse.† I want to spend as much time with her as I can, and also be there for my mom.† There are a few other reasons as well, but I'm not going to get into them right now.† And for those that are thinking all of this has something to do with my roommate...only a very tiny portion does.† So for those of you that seem to have a problem with him...DON'T!!!! It's NOT b/c of him.† I'm
im having problems on here my alerts are over taking my page... What can i do and it pisses me off cause i cant see who left me a comment or email...HELP PLEASE.
wandering aimlessly toward some goal i dont even know. wanting peace , wanting security, desiring something i cant control. knowing nothing but pain and loss . grieving for everything that used to make sense.hope,a glimpse of a feeling that stays forever out of my reach.death , a dream a longing .
> not really my kinda music but definitely my kinda story!!!
> not really my kinda music but definitely my kinda story!!!
> not really my kinda music but definitely my kinda story!!!
> not really my kinda music but definitely my kinda story!!!
> not really my kinda music but definitely my kinda story!!!
> not really my kinda music but definitely my kinda story!!!
Slave Night At The Club Ch. 2 (part 1)
Slave Night at The Club Ch. 2 by sexvoyeur © After leaving a sexually gratified couple in the room behind her, Emily headed to Davidís office downstairs to take a quick shower so she could wash away any remnants of semen and saliva from her body. Knowing her sexual escapades this night werenít over, she wanted herself smelling fresh and appearance enticing for her next ďmastersĒ that would be drawn during tonightís second sex slave raffle. Anxious to speak with her and knowing she had about five minutes to bathe before the next drawing, I quickly moved to meet her in Davidís office. ďYou look absolutely stunning!Ē I said, as I walked into the office. Seeing her, my eyes wondered up and down her body, admiring her choice to wear a full-length, black body stocking this night. I loved the way it highlighted her gorgeous figure. The eroticism of seeing her small, pink nipples through the transparent material was intoxicating. She was simply gorgeous! ďYouíre sweet!Ē She said
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For That Price I'll Take 17!!!
I am an army of one made up of Swedish People, so I never venture outside my house or do anything. Aha! Well not that anyone cares, but I passed my audit and then my Regional Manager called and didn't realize it was my birthday so when I scolded him he asked if I turned 21...! I got home in enough time to enough the final 3 hours of my birthday...hooray. :-/ Better luck next year I suppose. LOL -Robert
I Love This Site
Hey everyone just thought I would drop a few line to say how much I love this site. My home gurl got me on here like 7 months ago but I really only started coming on in the past 3 months and have I ever had fun. I have met alot of amazing people on here but one guy in particular. YOU KNOW HOW YOU ARE BABY!! And I have to thank cherry tap for that. Anywyas love ya all.
My laptop broke. So i wont be on much. Cause kailey droped a bottle of water on it ♥ So i gotta get it fixed and its gonna be about 600 dollars. And i dont have that :) So ill get on my moms pc to check messages every fucking once and awhile kay. I love you ♥ < 3
I Bleed Tears And Cry Blood :... {
IS IT DEEP? The wound, the cut, the slit those are the only ones that count donít do it, if there isnt a shedding of blood... Bleed away, let your problems simply bleed away.... Blood that is pumped to our hearts, cant ever reach our hearts if it has been broken BLOOD MAY SPILL.....MY HEART MAY STILL but the pain will always be with me what brought me to my knees what brought me to tears what brought me to CRIMSON hands what drove me to insanity....and a longing for escape of life a life that never gave me a chance slit my wrist slit my throat..... Just let me die bleeding..... LET ME DIE HAPPY let me die hurting LET ME DIE HAPPY let me die with a smile IS IT DEEP? This times its got to count its got to hurt and relieve all the pain of living feeling like a no one deathly chilling an ice cold feeling I hate living, I hate breathing... Im ready to die everyday it cant get worse but amazingly does my tears...arent tears anymore.....
What Kind of Angel are you? GUARD ANGELyou love to help, you can't bared someone suffering, you give hope and caml to the worldTake this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
Tracy Bonham- Mother Mother (live, Acoustic)
My Hope Has Died
This time I'll blame nobody, but blame myself for choosing this way. I thought you were different. my dreams and faith in you: you just killed it. You're another same person, but with a different face. I trusted in you; "comes and goes like those dirty hoes". You want me to smile after what you've done, look into eyes... I'm not fine. I'm feeling the same thing that I've felt before, eternal conflict: this would never end, until my death. but right now... you've killed it. My hope has died. Forever. M-DOT DA DEVILS CHILD..
Lets Hear It For Texas
TEXAS ! Rules of Texas : 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 3. They are cattle &oil wells. That's what they smell like to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-20 and I-10 go east and west, I-35 goes north and south. Pick one. 4. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton strippers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 5. So every person in every pickup waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 7. Yeah, we eat
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Slave Night At The Club Part 2
Slave Night at The Club by sexvoyeur © After a minute or two of continuous thrusts into her, the building pressure Sean began to feel deep in his balls forced him to sit up on his knees, his action purposeful so he could rest a moment. Not wanting to cum just yet, he placed his hands under Emily's thighs and boldly threw her legs over his shoulders. As he did this, a look of excitement appeared on Emily's face, knowing that he was now going to be able to fuck her even deeper. As Sean looked down to admire the sight of his cock still buried in her beautiful pussy--his urge to cum momentarily abated--he did just what Emily knew was coming and resumed fucking her, soon pounding his cock deep into her body like a piston. For the next few minutes, Stephanie and I watched intently as Sean and Emily fucked each other passionately. Both of us watching closely as they occasionally stared into each other's eyes; watched as Emily looked down to see his thrusts into her; watched as Emily m
Point Of No Return...
Shot in the heart and shot in the head, Left on the street for the devil's undead. A pool of blood beginning to form, As the sky darkens from the thunderous oncoming storm. Lying there spasming in my own dark blood, The rain starts to pour in its never ending flood. Traces of my existence sinking right down into the drain, As my life begins to fade I try to keep myself sane. Remembering that time I spent with all my friends, Now its just a memory as my body tries to fend. I can hear the wail of the siren coming my way, But I don't think I can hold on much longer cause I don't want to stay. As my eyes begin to cloud with this white filled haze, The light from the ambulance tries to pierce my gaze. They are pumping on my chest trying to make the blood stop spurting out, As they put me on the stretcher in the ambulance to the hospital my final route. I can barely hear his voice telling me to try and hang on, But everything is fading faster
Slave Night At The Club Part 1
Slave Night at The Club by sexvoyeur © {Authors note: Hello erotica reader! This is the fourth story describing Emily's sexual escapades in a swingers club. I have intentionally avoided giving in-depth detail about the unique relationship between the narrator and Emily to benefit the (literally!) thousands who have read their earlier adventures. I find this kind of information important when I read an erotic story so for those who do so as well--I apologize. However, the first couple of paragraphs in the original story, "The Club", should give those desiring such information all they need to know. Thanks for reading! I hope you enjoy!} * * * * * My friend Emily called me at work on a Tuesday evening, reaching me only a few minutes before I was set to go home. "Hey! Did I catch you at a bad time?" "No!! Not at all! I was just about to head home. What's up?" I was excited to hear her voice. I hadn't spoken to her in several weeks. "I've got something important I want to
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Fake Ass Friends
No offense but... People are getting too fake on here.They only want pic comments, or to see how many friends they can get. So let's see who will actually repost this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are... Repost this if you are a friend...Don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as Fake ASS Friends. Man it never seems to amaze me how many people just start getting how a large majority of folks are on this site!!!!!-chrgrsfan~H~ (repost of original by 'Lord Tigerblood' on '2006-11-06 06:26:09') (repost of original by 'o2snuz' on '2006-11-06 06:37:48') (repost of original by 'Italian Lover' on '2006-11-06 06:42:29') (repost of original by 'Kira' on '2006-11-06 06:48:23') (repost of original by 'Tater~Rednecks of CT/Wiccan Family~' on '2006-11-06 06:49:54') (repo
Want Some?
The sweet taste of love Still lingers in your mind A succulent tasty morsel A treasure worth its find A wet and juicy fruit That fills your mouth with joy Like candy to a baby An edible sexy toy With nectar sweet as honey A syrup of flowing silk Like a bubbly kind of lava As smooth as warm clear milk It breathes with scented oils Like a flower in the mist And blossoms when caressed By the feel of my lover's kiss A dessert at its very best When embraced with lots of love I know you can never get enough Of this treat I'm speaking of...
And Yet Another
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Is Anyone Else Ready For Winter Break???
I am so ready for winter break! I need a break!!!! Two labs are killin' me! I've finished my internship - YEAH! Tomorrow 2 classes have been canceled so I only have to worry about P.E. I am soooo bored tonight! Someone entertain me!!!! Stac
I Had A Good Day
I got pleanty of rest after being sick so now im feeling a whole lot better. got to talk to friends on here and made new ones(made sure to show some luv) made some mums, added new stuff to my stash and landed 3rd in prettiest eyes contest (if i didnt win its okay i only cared that I had fun with it) I might upload new pics tonight but we'll see. again, thanks everyone, for the comments, messages, ratings, and all the love you showed me. I REALLY appreciated it. Mwuah! that pic is strange but i like!
Cold Weather
Yes I have static so bad, lol, my hair is flying everywhere no matter how much conditioner I place in the ends of my hair. So I guess I will be keeping it back alot, but hubby hates my hair back lol. He bought me the cutest pj's ever, lol, they have lil snow flakes on them. I was asked to go to Baltimore for a signing on my newest dvd that was released but I will have to see, I have never been asked to do autograph signings, that will be o neat indeed and I so look forward to it, plus being able to pick up some more work!!! Did I mention I am a work person, I work and hassle!!! Kisses Alyse Visit me and my naughty pics at
Sesame Street
YOU HAVE TO HEAR THIS!!!! YO, THIS IS SOME FUCKED UP SHIT RIGHT HERE. LOL. BUT IT'S A GREAT WAY TO BREAK THE KIDS IN, TO GET THEM READY TO BECOME ROCKERS, OR PUNKERS. LOL. ANYWAY, IT STARTS OFF WITH A PRINCE / WENDY AND LISA PARODY, THEN THE "SESAME STREET" SONG, THEN TO AN OLD SCHOOL SUICIDAL TENDENCIES-LIKE BREAK DOWN, WHICH IS A SWITCH INTO "C IS FOR COOKIE", AND THEN ANOTHER SS FAVORITE THAT YOU'LL RECOGNIZE. Love Sex n Death "Sesame Street" OR CLICK SONG TITLE ON PLAYER: Love Sex n Death. Sunny day making the clouds go away-can you tell me where the air is sweet-can you tell me how to get-how to get to sesame street- (2x) C is for cookie-thatís good enough for me-C is for cookie-cookie cookie cookie- 1 2 3 4 5-6 7 8 9 10-11 12 Sunny day making the clouds go away-can you tell me where the air is sweet-can you tell me how to get-how to get to sesame street-
Sisters by Biker15k © It all started out so innocent. I was living with Ingrid for only a couple weeks. We had just gotten home and showered and got ready for bed when we heard the knock. I got up to answer it and there was Heidi, her sister, standing there crying. Ingrid got out of bed and come to see what was going on. Come to find out her boyfriend had left her, he just never understood what she was about, the free sprit that she was. It amazed me that two women born 2 years apart could be so much alike, in clothes, hair style, body shape. Thank goodness One is Blonde and one is red headed. (Ingrid was Red, Heidi was Blonde) You would think there were Twins if ya didn't know them. Oh Well I know she is sad now but it is his loss. We talked for a while then I could see the girls wanted to be left alone so I kissed them both and told them I would see them in the morning and went to bed. I woke up in the middle of the night, I sleep on my stomach and side and I felt those
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Funny how the trade offs in life work isnt it. work all day at a good paying job so that you can provide for those you love. but working all the time forces you to lose touch with everyone with the exception of those you work with. i dont know im turning into a vegetable.
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Sister Act
Sister Act by Mike Franklin © I suppose that I felt guilty about fucking LeAnne's sister that day when I was fixing the garage roof, but every time I started to get down about it I just thought back to the way that Carolyn had looked, bent over, her totally perfect ass high in the air and my rigid cock sliding in and out of her pussy and started to feel instantly better. Carolyn had done her part too and kept our little encounter a secret, though that evening after I had deposited my load inside her I could see that from time to time her hand would disappear between her legs and wipe away some of the cum that had escaped from inside her and dribbled down her legs. A couple of weeks after that incident we were again over at Debbie's, LeAnne and Carolyn's mothers house, for an afternoon of swimming and relaxation. Debbie was gone for the weekend on a trip somewhere and so it was just me and the girls at the house. It was Saturday and it was a scorcher of a day, with tempera
Three Days Grace- Riot
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Feeling Lost
Have you ever been in a crowd of people and just felt so lost that you had no idea what you were doing or why. Like you just need to scream for someone,anyone to hear you.. Ever feel like just when your life gets to going the correct way, the good way, the rug is pulled out from under neath you. As if you couldnt do a single damn thing right no matter how much you try. Well let me tell you this. that feeling sucks big time. Lately I have felt like my life might be getting back on track, but what happens, another snag in the line of life, oh well, such is life right. Well that might be true, but that dont mean that I have to like it. Maybe when everyone learns that each person is unique in his or her own way and that we are special, the world might be a better day, til that time comes, I think I am just gonna go to my little corner of this big insane world and watch it as it goes by, Maybe one day it will stop for me and i will want to get on the ride once more.
Sperm Bank
Sperm Bank by Girl Friend © I had called the Willis Institute for Fertility on Wednesday and inquired about the institute's high turnout rate. I had been trying to become pregnant for 4 years without luck. My ex-husband left me over it. I had all but given hope until I saw an advertisement in the back of 'Cosmopolitan'. The ad read "100% success rate in becoming pregnant. Call us today and we will schedule you for an interview." I was so excited since I definitely wanted to be a mom. My interview was scheduled for Friday. That gave me two days to pull myself together and get used to the idea that I would become a mother. Friday morning I walked into the institute and gave my name. "Rigth this way Ms. Starr," the receptionist instructed me as he accompanied me into the conference room. I took a seat on one of the many leather upholstered chairs and glanced around the room. I quickly noticed a blackboard with several numbers written on it. They were '5,10,15,20,25'.
Speeding Violation
Speeding Violation by Clohi © It was late and there was no one else out on the road. The party had been boring and she couldn't wait to get home. With the radio up, and the air turned low, she pressed her foot down on the accelerator and her mustang sped up to 80. Her friends had told her she needed to get out more, be more social. She'd worn a short red dress and high heels that said "Fuck me" but that hadn't worked. All the men at the party were either gay or first class assholes. She wasn't going to waste a night with an asshole and the gay men weren't interested. So, here she was alone on an empty road. She was lost in her thoughts and the music when she heard the first blare of the siren behind her. Fuck was the first thought in her head. She looked in the rearview mirror and saw the red lights on the patrol car behind her. Pulling off to the side of the road, she stopped her car and waited. This was the perfect ending to a shitty night. She watched as one officer got
Queen For A Day Part 2 Is Open!!
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Election Day
Well i just got done voting.. boring really but at least its something. A few friends said it was a waste but i believe i contributed. I did my research and made an educated contribution. It feels good to get something done and i know the people i voted for a good for what i want and i can only hope that they fulfill their promises... well i hope the rest of you got out their and did something with your vote instead of just throwing it away.
Speeding Fine
Speeding Fine by prophet007 © You probably knew you were going too fast, of course. As you sped along the motorway eager to keep your appointment in London, your eye had almost certainly drifted to the speed dial on the dashboard behind the steering wheel. But what did that matter? Everyone always goes a little over on the M25, when they can Ė it's a rare enough occurrence for the traffic to actually be moving there, after all. Why not take advantage of it? And what difference is ten miles per hour going to make to any sensible person in any case? You hadn't, of course, reckoned on them being there, waiting. It wasn't something that had ever happened to you before, and when you saw the blue lights flashing in the rear view mirror, you looked at first ahead to then to the side, wondering idly who it was they were after. And now is the moment when you realise that is in, in fact, you. It's a fan, which is strange, and at first as you begin to study it closely you hope it
What My Name Means
You entered: Kelly XXXX XXXXXX There are 15 letters in your name. Those 15 letters total to 82 There are 5 vowels and 10 consonants in your name. Your number is: 1 The characteristics of #1 are: Initiating action, pioneering, leading, independent, attaining, individual. The expression or destiny for #1: A number 1 Expression denotes the skilled executive with keen administrative capabilities. You must develop the capacity to be a fine leader, sales executive, or promoter. You have the tools to become an original person with a creative approach to problem solving, and a penchant for initiating action. Someone may have to follow behind you to handle the details, but you know how to get things going and make things happen. You have a good mind and the ability to use it for your advancement. Because of these factors, you have much potential for achievement and financial rewards. Frequently, this expression belongs to one running a business or striving to achieve a level of acc
Please Feel Free To Sing My Map
please feel free to sing my map and put what state and country u live in and a pic if u can
Someone Will Not Make It Back
My ex girlfriend was brought to emergency dead last night .... They revived her ... she has been killing herself with crack for the past 2 years .... I think it would have been better for all if they had let her go ... her children suffer ... her family suffers ... and no one can get through to her ... SUCKS In Love with the End She walks the fine edge dancing between death and life Lost in this world of confusion unable to deal with her strife Wanting not to feel anything, all the joys, hurts, and pain Needing release from her thoughts yet once again Seeking any thing to take all away, to give freedom from all Lost in the uses of all the things she canít even recall So alone and needing to be held and caressed tenderly So trapped in her mind and full of her self like one lost at sea Going down where only fools choose to tread Soon life will be over and she will be dead Wrapped up in self loosing all she held dear Lost in her own world and letting none near Gone a
Everything About The Day I Was Born
17 December 1980 Your date of conception was on or about 26 March 1980 which was a Wednesday. You were born on a Wednesday under the astrological sign Sagittarius. Your Life path number is 11. Life Path Compatibility: You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 8, 11 & 22. You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 3 & 6. You may or may not get along well with those with the Life Path number 9. You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 5 & 7. The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2444590.5. The golden number for 1980 is 5. The epact number for 1980 is 13. The year 1980 was a leap year. Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/16/1980 and ending 2/4/1981. You were born in the Chinese year of the Monkey. Your Native American Zodiac sign is Owl; your plant is Mistletoe. You were born in the Egyptian month of Menchir, the second month of the season of Poret (Emergence - Fert
Omg So Young
I just recived real sad news . A very good friend of mine from NY lost her daughter lastnight do to her boytriend shooting her in the head. Then killed 4 others over her not wanting to be with him anymore. I am so far away from her i cant even hold her and tell her how sorry i am . I know my friend for 20 years, She and i found out the same day we were going to be moms . my heart is so hurt right now that i cant be there. Her daughter christina was 19 just like my daughter and man i just could not see that happening to me. R,I P Christina
ONE OF MY FAVORITES... Stillborn These poems do not live: it's a sad diagnosis. They grew their toes and fingers well enough, Their little foreheads bulged with concentration. If they missed out on walking about like people It wasn't for any lack of mother-love. O I cannot explain what happened to them! They are proper in shape and number and every part. They sit so nicely in the pickling fluid! They smile and smile and smile at me. And still the lungs won't fill and the heart won't start. They are not pigs, they are not even fish, Though they have a piggy and a fishy air - It would be better if they were alive, and that's what they were. But they are dead, and their mother near dead with distraction, And they stupidly stare and do not speak of her. Sylvia Plath
Just Some Jokes
Baby Wrap Part of my job as a public-health nurse is teaching new parents how to care for their infants. As I was demonstrating how to wrap a newborn, a young Asian couple turned to me and said, "You mean we should wrap the baby like an egg roll?" "Yes," I replied, "That is a good analogy." "I don't know how to make egg rolls," another mother said anxiously. "Can I wrap my baby like a burrito?" Emergency Call Dad's pager went off, summoning him to the hospital, where he is an anesthetist. As he raced toward the hospital, a patrol car sped up behind him--lights flashing. Dad hung his stethoscope out the window to signal that he was on an emergency call. Within seconds, came the police officer's hand in response, dangling a pair of handcuffs out the window. Second Notice A taxpayer received a strongly worded "second notice" that his taxes were overdue. Hastening to the collector's office, he paid his bill, saying apologetically that he ha
Spades With Friends
Spades with Friends by johnkelly © My wife Angela and I have been married for five years and have had a pretty good sex life. We've watched a couple pornos and tried a couple things but not as adventurous as our friends Mike and Becky, well until they came over for cards one night. Mike and Becky showed up about 8:00 pm and all I could do was stare at Becky. She was wearing a short black mini-skirt with a very reveling top. I was hoping Angela wouldn't notice my stares towards Becky, but Angela knew I was attracted to Becky. Angela came over and gave Becky a little hug, then gave Mike a huge hug. They all went to the table while I went and grabbed the first round of drinks. Typically we sit around and talk about work, sports, or other current events while we play spades. Tonight was different, Angela started right in asking Becky if she had any guys staring at her tonight. I started blushing, hoping Angela didn't notice but I couldn't stop staring. After that we started pla
"porphyria's Lover"
"Porphyria's Lover" Robert Browning THE rain set early in to-night, The sullen wind was soon awake, It tore the elm-tops down for spite, And did its worst to vex the lake: I listen'd with heart fit to break. When glided in Porphyria; straight She shut the cold out and the storm, And kneel'd and made the cheerless grate Blaze up, and all the cottage warm; Which done, she rose, and from her form Withdrew the dripping cloak and shawl, And laid her soil'd gloves by, untied Her hat and let the damp hair fall, And, last, she sat down by my side And call'd me. When no voice replied, She put my arm about her waist, And made her smooth white shoulder bare, And all her yellow hair displaced, And, stooping, made my cheek lie there, And spread, o'er all, her yellow hair, Murmuring how she loved me‚ÄĒshe Too weak, for all her heart's endeavour, To set its struggling passion free From pride, and vainer ties dissever, And give herself to me for ever. But passion sometimes
For All My Friends
i would like to to talk to who ever to keep this going and i hope someone responds everyone rate on my profile .....i will do the same for you ... thanks
Music Trivia Question 3
This 80's pop band took their name from a 1960's Jane Fonda movie. Again, a two part question: What was the movie? Who was the band? Have at it! *Remeber you have to answer here on the blog and you have to answer both parts to win. WE HAVE A WINNER! Diva & Daddy@ CherryTAP The movie is Barbarella and the group is Duran Duran
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Another Stop Me Please
You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.Biting100%Chains/Handcuffs100%Blood92%Bondage83%Whips83%Blind Folds50%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with
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I Haven't Done One In A While.
1. What is your best friend's grandma's name? I don't know. 2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? I don't have any. 3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had? Mr. Gutierrez, he was young, tan, and ripped, and incredibly conceited. He was perfect. ;) 5. What body part do you wash first? Legs 6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms? Wow 7. What's the strangest talent you have? I can talk forever about anything. 8. Do you have an innie or an outtie? innie 9. What's your favorite flavored pringle? I don't eat pringles. 10. Have you ever been tied up? Yeah, for a game. 11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for? Coming home late. That was like, 239 years ago. 12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? parallel parking is fun 13. Have you ever had two dates in one night? I don't think so. 14. How many times have you been cussed out? Less than five. 16. In one word, describe your butt. cupcake
Large Breasts
When I was 14, all I wanted was a girl with large breasts. When I was 16, I dated a girl with large breasts, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with some stability. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that, I decided I needed a girl with some excitement. At 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable as often as she made me happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl
Fun Silly Stuff Regarding Moi
Your date of conception was on or about 20 January 1965 which was a Wednesday. You were born on a Wednesday under the astrological sign Libra. Your Life path number is 8. Life Path Compatibility: You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 8, 11 & 22. You should get along well with those with the Life Path number 6. You may or may not get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 1 & 5. You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 3, 7 & 9. The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2439046.5. ____ The golden number for 1965 is 9. | The epact number for 1965 is 27. |-[What's | this?] The year 1965 was not a leap year._| Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/2/1965 and ending 1/20/1966. You were born in the Chinese year of the Snake. Your Native American Zodiac sign is Raven; your plant is Ivy. You were born in the Egyptian month of Choi
I Cant Belive I Actualy Did One Of These Quizes
You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerVery Kinky90%Average70%A Sicko20%A WUSS !!0%How sexual are youcreated with
Halloween Candy
I should not listen to my husband when he says to wait to buy after halloween candy. Everyone knows that after a holiday is the best time to score on candy casue all of it is 50% off or more. Except if you wait too long hten all of it is gone. What has prompted this revelation yuou may be asking yourself. Well, I had to go to Target today to pick up a few things and after walking the 2and1/2 miles down there I figured I wouild pick up some candy cause I thought that there would still be quite a bit left over and it would be a great price, .like 75% off. But no, of course not. While the prcie was excellent-90%off all there was was candy corn. I hate candy corn. But I did get a tin of popcorn for 99cents, so that was a plus point. But I digress, the point is never puit off till tomorrow what you can buy on sale today.
Sorority Sisters Frolic Part 3
Sorority Sisters Frolic by genderbender © This was their third time together and it showed in their lovemaking. They'd learned about one another's bodies and dared to take greater risks. Rob marvelled at Shelley's response as his tongue slid between the upturned cheeks of her perfect bottom. She loved the attention, pressing her hips back against his penetrating tongue. She even offered her bottom to his cock, though it seemed more a matter of fantasy play than reality. She'd had his huge organ in both her mouth and pussy and surely knew it would never fit her tiny ass. And so he took her from behind again, enjoying the feeling of her cheeks against his belly, reaching around to cup her heavy breasts, then pausing to lick her once again. They fucked and sucked through the evening, ending in the shower once again. Only this time they paused to indulge themselves sexually, fucking one last time beneath the shower head. Rob watched Shelley's Mercedes drive away. He was ready for b
Thank Everyone
So im making this my blog of thanks. I want to thank everyone who as commented my pictures n added me as their friend. Yall are all wonderful ty so much. Lots of luv yall *mwah* ~Christy~
Beacons That Light The Way
when the path of life becomes covered in shadows when mistress nightsí presence is so powerful it tastes of arsenic bourbon and the blackest of cold day old french roast coffee in those times of darkness the things that are beautiful shine so much the brighter and my spirit is drawn to what is beauty those beacons of light recent days my spirit my soul have been drawn to beauty even morso now then ever before I felt the beauty of a smile from a friend a long time in the making and I feed from the beauty in a real hug held tight and given freely I read and wept beauty in words between lovers and beautiful sadness at lovers lost and memories lived again in words a plea most eloquent I drank beauty in the north texas sky lady luna so bright she lit my way on that journey from here to there and I danced and drank on that same evening while the sky was filled with rain thunder and lightning my path still dark yet I see those beacons that
Cancel your Credit Cards before you die!! This is a good one! So easy to see this happening, customer service being what it is today. A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and then added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00, now is somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank: Family Member: "I am calling to tell you that she died in January." Bank: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply." Family Member: "Maybe, you should turn it over to collections." "Since it is two months past due, it already has been." Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?" Bank: "Either report her account to the frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!" Family Member: "Do you think God will be mad at her?" Bank: "Excuse me?" Family Member:
Marcus Sextus
Marcus Sextus was born in Latinized Cairo in the first century AD; he traveled to Rome just after being Embraced by a Gangrel Methuselah and introducted himself to the Malkavian and Ventrue lords of the as simply "The Egyptian". Sextus had lived as a nobleman and greatly desired the approval and companionship of the city's undead leaders, but the greedy patrons of the Senete used the Gangrel's desires to pull him this way and that. During the closing years of the Empire, the Egyptian was nothing more than a pawn. At a Gangrel thing near Dacia in 475, the Egyptian has his only encounter with the barbarian terror Arnulf and learned of the the coming invasion of Rome. After returning to the city and spending months in contemplation he quietly chose to abandon his erstwhile masters and flee across the Mediterranean into Africa. There he embraced numerous tribes people before meeting his end at the hands of his last childe, Inyanga, who now roams the northern United States.
Sorority Sisters Frolic Part 2
Sorority Sisters Frolic by genderbender © "Wait a minute." Shelley left the room, her hips swinging from side to side as she walked. His erection lifted the front of his slacks announcing his arousal. He reached down to adjust the bulge, finishing as she entered the room again. A smile crossed her lips when she saw what he was doing. "You are one horny young man." He stared up at her as she began unbuttoning the front of her dress, pausing to undo the matching belt before finishing the job. The electric blue silk fell away from her body. She wore an elegant brassiere that cradled her full breasts and matching panties that highlighted the prominent mound between her slender thighs. Her nylons had lace trim at the top of each thigh. She shrugged her shoulders and the dress fell to the floor. She was already walking slowly toward him, her hips swinging seductively, her breasts shifting within the diminutive cups of her brassiere. Her long hair framed her beautiful face. He knew he
George Carlin's Rules
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days . . . mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout? New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done. New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry,
Teflon-tipped Smile
Yet another reason Matt sticks to visual art. Oh, the angst, the pain...I was emo before there was an emo, apparently. Old piece here. Your teflon-tipped smiles slide into me- through me. Your laugh, like a stiletto, into any chainmail I wear. I can see the infrastructure, the rusted steel beams, the crumbling concrete. I do not want this, I do not want this, I do not want this. Collapse. Bury me. Your teflon-tipped smiles slide into me. Through me.
It's Only Tuesday
I knew it was going to be a long week but I didn't know how true those words would ring true until tonight....this has been a bad week and it's only Tuesday..... Things got rough here tonight....and I am totally sick of the crap that my daughter and I are having to put up with.... I think it's time to make a change around nerves can't take any more. I know this sounds like I'm whining but I had to get some of this off my chest......
Sorority Sisters Frolic Part 1
Sorority Sisters Frolic by genderbender © He saw her in profile as he turned the corner, his eyes quickly finding the round, heavy forms of her breasts in the lightweight sweater that hugged her torso. She turned her head to gaze in his direction, a sultry look in her eyes, pouting lips moist with gloss, inviting him to approach her. He knew the look, though it had been some time since he'd seen anyone this lovely offering herself on the street. The thought crossed his mind she might be a cop, waiting for a sucker just like him. He drove slowly by, his eyes moving down the length of her well curved body. She followed him with her own eyes as he drove away. It was a risk he wasn't willing to take, not now anyway. He parked farther down the block and walked back toward where the girl had been standing. He paused behind a truck parked at the curbside, gazing at the girl as she peered in the opposite direction. He glanced around looking for a plainclothes partner, an unmarked car t
More bullshit from Matt. These splinters, I pluck out, one by one. This one, is all the times you... (I love you) This one, is when we... (You're Perfect.) This one is all the hours, I sat and waited for you... (Where are you?) This one, is all the years, I sat and waited (Can you see me?) for you... This one is all the words I said, that I never meant. (I hate you.) This one is the words you meant, but never said... (I hate you.) These splinters, I pluck out, one by one. One left... (So close) I tug, I pull, but my fingers are slippery from my own blood. I cannot grasp it. The more (Just one left...) I try the deeper (I proved love existed?) it sinks inside. This one... (Oh, God...) This one... (Please...) This one... is You.
I have to say, it amazes me to go out and see all these people on any given night; out and most of the time wasted. Now maybe it just never appealed to me or something in that general realm. Think about this, Why is it that people go into a bar, 9 times out of ten there all in there for the same reason; down and out upset freshly broke up or out with their companion. What get's me is that many of the "down and/or out", will goto a bar or club and "scope" for something new. Now this is where I begin to laugh because it seems so effortlessly amusing to me. What is the point of going somewhere, usually upset or a lil' down-hearted, then meeting someone or "hooking-up" with someone who is/are just as messed up as you? Sounds like a lose lose situation to me or maybe im just not into that..... Please respond back on this one....could be a good topic
Fuck Them
hey everyone i have to say me and sinners by practice is no more they kicked me out of the band why? wtf knows but no worries ill find a better fucking band who needs them anyways
Hey Man, What's Up?
For dating,romance,friendship and fun! Are you looking for a great man? Do you wish you could find an easy and convenient way to meet someone without dealing with the crowds of the clubs and bars? You have come to the right place! Here you will find relevant news, free chat, and hundreds of thousands of gay men from around the corner or across the globe who are looking for someone just like you. This is a great place to find sexy ads, free chat, pen-pals, friends, pictures, clubs, and cruises. This is one of the best and largest dating clubs for gay men in the world. Im a 24 year old gay guy and I saw youre a member in this groups :P. Just popping by to say hi :). I have a webcam where you can watch me (some pictures too) at - my username is flirtytherea74.
Love... Blah
All I want is LOVE, will I ever get it????? Hmmm I don't know anymore. Everytime I open my heart it gets hurt... I am tired of being hurt, I am tired of being alone. Blah Ok this is not making sense
Tears Of Humanity
so fall the tears of humanity the dawn has broken night's serenity a ray of light shining down a cold mist spreads upon the ground dance with me mind to mind becoming one with your own kind and sway around the fire speading warmth like a funeral pyre control things that cant be seen return from another broken dream back to a world inside your head hypnotic laugh dance of the dead skin to skin flesh and bone no longer to be alone I feel what i need and you give until we decide to live eternally inside our minds our souls and bodies intertwine
I'm Bored...
So please excuse any silly posts, comments, etc that I may post.
My New Video
Libra You are so popular, you have your choice of hotties. You can easily charm anyone of your choosing, and you often come home with someone you picked up at the bar. Despite your forward and extraverted nature, you are usually submissive in bed. You like your partner to take the lead and show you all of their little secrets. Sex matches: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius Take this quiz at
Another Military Guy Speaks Out
the words you are about to read are not exactly my words but are words i beleive to be true and agree with. Subject: ANOTHER MILITARY GUY SPEAKS OUT For those who don't know General Hawley, he's a newly retired USAF 4-star general. He commanded the USAF Air Combat Command [our front-line fighters and bombers]. The Command headquarters is at Langley AFB, VA. General Hawley is now retired and no longer required to be politically correct. His short speech is very much to the point. The following are excerpts: "Since the attack [9-11], I have seen, heard, and read thoughts of such surpassing stupidity that they must be addressed. You've heard them too. Here they are: 1) "We're not good, they're not evil, everything is relative." Listen carefully: We're good, they're evil, nothing is relative. Say it with me now and free yourselves. You see, folks, saying "We're good" doesn't mean, "We're perfect." Okay? The only perfect being is the bearded guy
Another Military Guy Speaks Out
the words you are about are not exactly my words but are words i beleive to be true and agree with. Subject: ANOTHER MILITARY GUY SPEAKS OUT For those who don't know General Hawley, he's a newly retired USAF 4-star general. He commanded the USAF Air Combat Command [our front-line fighters and bombers]. The Command headquarters is at Langley AFB, VA. General Hawley is now retired and no longer required to be politically correct. His short speech is very much to the point. The following are excerpts: "Since the attack [9-11], I have seen, heard, and read thoughts of such surpassing stupidity that they must be addressed. You've heard them too. Here they are: 1) "We're not good, they're not evil, everything is relative." Listen carefully: We're good, they're evil, nothing is relative. Say it with me now and free yourselves. You see, folks, saying "We're good" doesn't mean, "We're perfect." Okay? The only perfect being is the bearded guy on the
I Want..
to buy a new blast. I had soooo much fun with the last one i bought. But dammit I'm a broke momma.
Taking On Two Generations
Taking On Two Generations by Anakin20 © Recently while I was on a business trip for a few days I had what was a rather unexpected but delightful experience. I was staying in one of the new suite hotels and was traveling alone planning on spending my time at company meetings and watching TV in my room. I went down to the lobby to get a drink as the hotel offered free cocktails between 5:00 and 7:00. As I had little to do and knew not a soul I began to wander around the lobby watching the people as they milled around and socialized. The Lobby was quite crowded and it took me a while to find a place to sit but eventually I sat down at a table somewhat removed from the main activity and quietly sat back with my drink pondering my dinner options. After a short while two women came up to my table and asked if they could join me as there were no other tables available. The first was a woman was about my age 40 and was trim and wore a skirt jacket and blouse and looked like a business
Hot Bod Contest 12 Still Needed
ENTER HERE Hells #1 Girl@ CherryTAP Once all entries are in.. than i will tell u when the voting is over.. but i need to hit 23 people first
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A Dreamer Uh
You Are a Dreaming Soul Your vivid emotions and imagination takes you away from this world So much so that you tend to live in your head most of the time You have great dreams and ambitions that could be the envy of all... But for you, following through with your dreams is a bit difficult You are charming, endearing, and people tend to love you. Forgiving and tolerant, you see the world through rose colored glasses. Underneath it all, you have a ton of passion that you hide from others. Always hopeful, you tend to expect positive outcomes in your life. Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul, Prophet Soul, and Traveler Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?
A Lil Shit To Start The Day Off.
Have you ever loved someone thinking that he would love you in return then when he did you were left only to find out that all this while this other person was the one you were in love with?? That you felt you had an affinity with from the respect that he had for you? I was so blind and now I can see, crystal clear... But I don't know am I too late to get you back? Have you totally given up on the concept of an US?
Update On Voting
here are yer instructions for those of you unfamiliar with the voting process.. they come to my profile after 12 central time tonight and click on my pics and rd 2 "THE ORIGINAL WHITE TIGER" LOOK FOR HIM ON THE BULLETINS.... OH YEAH HAPPY VOTING I LOVE YOU!!
its amazing here i am with 3 kids that are in school and here goes there mom back to school, to collage anyways. what do they think about it well my oldest thinks its cool middle she not to sure yet and my youngest thinks im going to his hes only in kindergarden so he thinks mom is gonna be with him. why im doing it well, i had my children young at 20 i wanted to go back then and well taking care of them did not allow me too. so now there all in so why dont i, made sense when i signed up now i cant beleive this but part of me is worried, what is it dont all come back to me lord i hope it does, be the new kid lol that always sucks. well i hope i can do this, i needto do this i told my husband it was for the kids but i think more its for me , it has to be for me to get threw this, if not for me then it wont work. ill need there support there help but im sure they will. gonna be strange me tellnig them to be quiet so i can study now theres a flip usually im telling younget ones to be quie
Giving My Husband To The Babysitter
Great story..very talented writer..... Giving My Husband To The Babysitter (mff) By Scott Tracy Today, Jeff and I are your average, middle aged couple with two busy careers and two rambunctious children. But this hasnít always been the case. I met Jeff in college. His roommate, Evan, dated a girlfriend of mine, Sarah, for a couple years. In that time, Jeff and I were often thrown together socially as we each independently tagged along with our respective friends, either to concerts or on trips to Evanís familyís cabin on a nearby lake. I wouldnít say that we dated. We really didnít see each other unless it was in the context of going somewhere with Evan and Sarah. Frankly, I really didnít want the distraction of a boyfriend in school. So, Jeff was a convenient social companion for me (and I like to think I returned the favor). Towards the end of our senior year, the four of us engaged in a foursome of sorts while visiting the cabin. We had been drinking quite a bit t
Picked Up By The Cops For Smoking Dope
Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and pursued them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday." Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." "17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?" "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle)is your brain after drugs." "That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to the 2nd guy) "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." "156 people! That's amazing! How did you
Many times Ive tried to tell you, Many times Ive cried alone. Always Im surprised how well you, Cut my feelings to the bone. Dont want to leave you really, Ive invested too much time. To give you up that easy, To the doubts that complicate your mind. Maybe its a sign of weakness, When I dont know what to say. Maybe I just wouldnt know, What to do with my strength anyway. Have we become a habit? Do we distort the facts? Now theres no looking forward, Now theres no turning back. Close your eyes and try to sleep now, Close your eyes and try to dream. Clear your mind and do your best, To try and wash the palette clean. We cant begin to know it, How much we really care. I hear your voice inside me, I see your face everywhere.
R.i.p Dube
R.I.P MY GOOD FRIEND SPC. JAMES DUBE!! This is my friend and fallen soldier spc. James Dube he was only 21yrs old and a good man. . . well last night he was killed in a hit an run the jaws of life were used to get to him but it was already to late because he had died at impact. . . . fortunately the son of a bitch that killed him was caught sometime today. . . . what is so hard to believe is that for 18mos we fought everyday in Iraq to stay alive so we can all come home to our family and loved one and then have his life taken away 6mos after we all come home from fighting the war on terror and the one place ("HOME") that should have been safe for him wasn't. . . . . this is a sad day for me and all who cared and knew my boy Dube. . . . i ask that my cherry tap family keep his family and loved ones in their prayers i thank you all for your support!!!!
A Man Met A Beautiful Lady
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along." So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort. So one morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 Meter board and did a two and a half-tuck gainer, this was followed by a three rotations in jackknife position, where he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel. She said, "That was incredible!" He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along." So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After about thirty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel hardly out of breath. He said, "That was incredible!
"Legs" She's got legs, she knows how to use them. She never begs, she knows how to choose them. She's holdin' leg wonderin' how to feel them. Would you get behind them if you could only find them? She's my baby, she's my baby, yeah, it's alright. She's got hair down to her fanny. She's kinda jet set, try undo her panties. Everytime she's dancin' she knows what to do. Everybody wants to see if she can use it. She's so fine, she's all mine, girl, you got it right. She's got legs, she knows how to use them. She never begs, she knows how to choose them. She's got a dime all of the time, stays out at night movin' through time. Oh, I want her, said, I got to have her, the girl is alright, she's alright.
"sharp Dressed Man"
"Sharp Dressed Man" Clean shirt, new shoes and I don't know where I am goin' to. Silk suit, black tie, I don't need a reason why. They come runnin' just as fast as they can coz every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man. Gold watch, diamond ring, I ain't missin' a single thing. And cufflinks, stick pin, when I step out I'm gonna do you in. They come runnin' just as fast as they can coz every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man. Top coat, top hat, I don't worry coz my wallet's fat. Black shades, white gloves, lookin' sharp and lookin' for love. They come runnin' just as fast as they can coz every girl grazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
The Final Blog....blood Lust Pt.3
I see you have come back yet again my dear reader and friend, I promise you this tale will be one that may never end. If you feel the need to shed some undue blood do it without a care, Let the ecstasy of the kill fill your soul, but lets begin pull up a chair. Your heart is the most important thing, more important then money and fame, So protect it closely or what happened to this poor fellow might come to your life and sound the same. Even though the lust of blood forever flows in my veins, I also love with the same intensity and this shall never change. I did find love once that I thought would be an eternal thing, He got down on his knee one day and gave me this beautiful ring. But like so many others he would forever bring out my wrath, And like so many other times it ended in a horrific blood bath. I could still see the sparkle in his blue defiant eyes as he smiled at me that last day, I took the tip of my finger and traced his lips hoping I
"gimme All Your Lovin'"
"Gimme All Your Lovin'" I got to have a shot of what you got is oh so sweet. You got to make it hot, like a boomerang I need a repeat, Gimme all your lovin', all your hugs and kisses too, Gimme all your lovin', don't let up until we're through, You got to whip it up and hit me like a ton of lead, If I blow my top will you let it go to your head? Gimme all your lovin', all your hugs and kisses too, Gimme all your lovin', don't let up until we're through. You got to move it up and use it like a scrweball would. You got to pack it up, work it like a new boy should. Gimme all your lovin', all your hugs and kisses too. Gimme all your lovin', don't let up until we're through.
Blood Lust Pt.2
Ah welcome back my blood thirsty reader I see you want to hear some more, The next tale I shall tell you is filled with an endless pit of gore. Friends are forever but I know now that is not true, A very dear friend I had but not any more because she is the one I slew. Never tell a lie to a person who lives for death like the oceans can flood, She made that mistake and the only thing left of her now is a few speaks of blood. The mind can be so naive sometimes it lands you in your own fiery pit of hell, I asked her to walk with me one night and on her the fear I could smell. We walked in silence for sometime before I finally made my move, I took out my sword and swung it at her neck, finding that sacred groove. Her head did not fall off but in her eyes I could see her feel the pain, As I took my sword out of her unholy body it began to rain. A scream of fear escaped her blood filled throat as she slowly fell to the ground, I bent down next to her bo
Blood Lust Pt.1
I reach out to you my dearest reader and friend, A horrible crime I have committed and to you I shall tell it to, right till the very end. There is a blood lust that forever runs in my veins, When that lust trickles to nothing I begin to go insane. The small of fear drives me to an absolute new height, Every conflict I engage in is a beautifully orchestrated fight. That first drop of blood that my skilled hands dearly draws, To me is the icing on the cake the work of my ever sharpened claws. My victim cowering on the ground trying so hard to run away, But when I bring my blood filled finger to my lips they understand they must stay. My eager and hungry tongue reaches out for its liquid gold prize, The taste of blood on my lips, my victims deafening cries. I hiss at them with displeasure for interrupting me during my feast, I scream at them, ďYou want to see me; here I am the horrible beast!Ē I then stare into terrified eyes as I advance onto my
College Term Paper
Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"? Well, here's a prime example offered by an English professor at an American University. "Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. One of you will then write the first paragraph of a short story. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back and forth. Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be absolutely NO talking and anything you wish to say must be written on the paper. The story is over when both agree a conclusion has been reached." The following was actually turned in by two of my English students: Rebecca-last name deleted, and Gary - last name deleted. ---------------------------------------------------------
Friend Chris
A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the bell. The wife answers. "Hi, is Tony home?" "No, Chris, he went to the store." "Well, do you mind if I wait?" "No, come on in." They sit down and the friend says, "You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I've ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one." Sara thinks about this for a second and figures, what the hell, a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows him one. He thanks her and promptly throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and Chris says, " They are just so beautiful! I've got to see them both. I'll give you another hundred if I could just see them both together." Sara says what the hell, opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her and throws another hundred bucks on the table and says he can't wait any longer for Tony and leaves. A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says, "You kn
The Battle Within
I have a dream that haunts my days Itís the cold that crawls my spine It holds me close and makes me shake So that I fear the fall of night What can I do, please, what can I do? When Iím plagued by my subconscious With no control over the speed I move Inside my head I feel so nauseas Itís a battle within but I canít deal without The taste of rage thatís in my mouth Join me and weíll spit as one Or donít, and let me have all the fun The delirium sets in and makes me free From everything that Iím supposed to be And dream about old things again Unwillingly a victim of my mindís torment Again and again my face shows pain For there is a gun pointed at my face Iím on my knees begging for my soul And hoping that I leave this place whole The man speaks words loud and harsh Such things would break her heart If my mom saw what he said Both of us would have wound up dead But Iím alone and cowering before the man Until he says to me: ďS
Bad Day At Work
Bad Day At Work Think you had a bad day? Check this guy out... Don't laugh too hard. Next time you have a bad day at work...think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. Hi Sue, Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wetsuit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of shit sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It
Hmmmm Bored. Applied at Fredmeyers. Woooo so much fun. Just hope I get the job. :( And there are little kids here....AHHH run away!!! Don't let them steal the piggy!! NOO poor piggy!!! ^_^
Would You Remarry?
Would you Remarry? A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.... WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No, she's left
Death Or Life?
Please just leave me alone to rot and die, You have killed my mind with your negative lies. With every breath your stinking carcass takes, Locks my mind behind a wrought iron gate. The heavenly light that I once saw, Has been casted out by your filthy made up laws. The fire of my mind has been banished by your ill gotten hand of fate, You tell me it has gone to far, its beyond to late. Your bone crushing words have shackled me to the floor, The end seems to be upon me, there is only but one door. My shadow seems to have turned and run away, Only an empty shell has been left and it shall pay. My mind has been broken under your torrent words of pain, I have nothing but to give up as I slowly go insane. As you quickly and quietly lock me in my padded cell forever to keep, This broken down tortured mind begins to weep.
Big Boots
A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped upon a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet. The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady! Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?" The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill. Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before." The woman replied, "Don't be flattered... take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit.
A Women Goes To Her Boyfriends
A women goes to her boyfriends parents house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole, the gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the toot. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriends father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women's feet, and said in a rather stern voice, "Ginger!" The woman thought, "this is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "dammit Ginger!" Once again the woman
Well Hello Ppl!!
Well today wasnt too bad i guess, it was my second day at work and it went pretty well. I sat on my azz and role played the whole day < i am in training> so we had to do scenarios and what not to we would feel more comfortable with the calls.. if u would like to get sum1 a gift basket.. go checkout the website at, but yeah anyways i made a few new friends, and we all go on smoke breaks together, it was funny tonight though, none of us had cigs cuz we had ran out earlier, so we were going on a cig hunt tryin to bum one off of ppl, but it wasnt so successful.. Came home and now here i am on this site writing this.. so thats all for now i will keep u guys posted on things.. ciao!!
The Pain : [
you reach into my chest as you wrap your grimy fingers around my heart, I can feel the seering pain race through my body as you slowly rip me apart. The smell of my own burnt flesh brings tears to my eyes, I can not fathom which is worse my dying heart or all your filthy lies. Your heart wrenching words of your forever undying love, Have like your soul floated to the devil who is now your god above. I can still see that angelic look on your face when you would give me a surprise, But what I see now brings from my throat a horrific cry. As your evil laugh penetrates me right down to my very bone, I can sense, even feel your heart turn to an unbreakable stone. The man I once loved has forced me down onto my knees, But before I take my last dying breath the world slows and I can see all the blossoms bloom on the trees. I slowly close my eyes I can see your hand holding my broken bleeding heart, As my lifeless body falls I can see god smile down upon me
Husband Taps Wife
One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says: "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear: "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"
"pearl Necklace"
"Pearl Necklace" She's really upset with me again, I didn't give her what she likes. I don't know what to tell her, Don't know what to say. Everything got funky last night. She was really bombed, And I was really blown away, Until I asked her what she wanted, And this is what she had to say: A pearl necklace. She wanna pearl necklace. She wanna pearl necklace. She gets a charge out of bein' so weird, Digs gettin' downright strange. But I can keep a handle on anything, Just this side of deranged. She was gettin' bombed, And I was gettin' blown away, And she held it in her hand And this is what she had to say: A pearl necklace. She wanna pearl necklace. She wanna pearl necklace. She is so tough, as pure as the driven slush. And that's not true what she's talkin' about, [see notes] It really don't cost that much. She was gettin' bombed, And I was gettin' blown away, And she took it in her hand, And this is what she had to say:
"cheap Sunglasses"
"Cheap Sunglasses" When you get up in the morning and the light is hurt your head The first thing you do when you get up out of bed Is hit that street a-runnin' and try to meet the masses And go get yourself some cheap sunglasses Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah Spied a little thing and I followed her all night In a funky fine levis and her sweater's kind of tight She had a west coast strut that was sweet as molases But what really knocked me out was her cheap sunglasses Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah Now go out and get yourself some thick black frames With the glass so dark thay won't even know your name And the choice is up to you cause they come in two classes Rhinestone shades and cheap sunglasses Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
This Body, This Body Holding Me. Pain Is An Illusion------the End Of Vid Is Incredible
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Why?!? As a straight unmarried person, I hate the fact that so many people voted yes on the "gay amendment" in Virginia. Ignoring my stance on if gays should marry or not, I feel as though people didn't consider the rights of a non-married man and woman.
"Tush" I been up, I been down. Take my word, my way around. I ain't askin' for much. I said, Lord, take me downtown, I'm just lookin' for some tush. I been bad, I been good, Dallas, Texas; Hollywood. I ain't askin' for much. I said, Lord, take me downtown, I'm just lookin' for some tush. Take me back way back home, not by myself, not alone. I ain't askin' for much. I said, Lord, take me downtown, I'm just lookin' for some tush.
hi i'm not really shure on what to do on a blog so will sum1 tell me.....
Pregnant Lady
A lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing. She complained to the driver and had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man what he had to say for himself. The man replied, well your Honor, it was like this. When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said, "The Gold Dust Twins are coming" and I had to smile. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Sloan's Liniment will reduce the swelling" and I had to grin. Then she placed herself under a sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick" and I could hardly control myself. BUT....when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident." I lau
"la Grange"
"La Grange" Rumour spreadin' a-'round in that Texas town 'bout that shack outside La Grange and you know what I'm talkin' about. Just let me know if you wanna go to that home out on the range. They gotta lotta nice girls. Have mercy. A haw, haw, haw, haw, a haw. A haw, haw, haw. Well, I hear it's fine if you got the time and the ten to get yourself in. A hmm, hmm. And I hear it's tight most ev'ry night, but now I might be mistaken. hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. Have mercy.
Thank You
Hi Ladies
Well I just joined today and just wanted to say hi to the ladies out there.
Fuck A word used so casually that it makes me blush. Thinking of the outline of your dick pushing against your pants Permanent hard on. Who needs Viagra. Fuck me I gasp, laying spread open before you Rosy pink labia swollen with need My body feels empty without you. Fucking Ache filling my void My womb contracting around your cock, your fist, your body Your body entering mine, my body swallowing yours. Fuck Can be so simple, insert tab A into slot B Can be so complex, with what, with whom, where, why Can be so emotional, to give, to receive, to belong. Fuck Can be dangerous, in a dark alley pushed up against the wall. Can be healing, the wounds of the past eased by a lover Can be anything, in the moment of heat. Fucking you I push past your resistance, feeling you give to me. The warmth of your body yielding to my power. Your thighs, wrapped around my ass urging me on. Fucking hard Slapping against yo
Do You Know Me?
Another crime 11/5 She says come on lets get busy. I said who are you talking to? She said isnít this what you want? Isnít this the reason you are not happy in our marriage? I said Öhuh? What? Do you know who I am? Do you know what I want from you? Wait never mind, you answered that for me. No I donít want your sex That was 10 years ago. This is 2005 I am older, wiser, less concerned about sex now Too many lost arguments over it It has carried to much power in this relationship I am just fine not sexing you Donít take it personal, but since I never had it after 10 years. I wasnít missing anything. Yes it was the best ever, yes I enjoyed, but now? I donít know you You donít know me We are strangers in our own home Where is your spot? Where is my spot? Can you hang with me? Do you have the same passion as I do? No, you are just doing it cuz you think I want it Sorry ÖÖthat isnít me anymore.
Three Desperately Ill Men
Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. One was an alcoholic, one was a chain smoker, and one was a homosexual sex addict. The doctor, addressing all three of them, said, "If any of you indulge in your vices one more time, you will surely die." The men left the doctor's office, each convinced that he would never again indulge himself in his vice. While walking toward the subway for their return trip to the suburbs, they passed a bar. The alcoholic, hearing the loud music and seeing the lights, could not stop himself. His buddies accompanied him into the bar, where he had a shot of whiskey. No sooner had he replaced the shot glass on the bar, he fell off his stool, stone cold dead. His companions, somewhat shaken up, left the bar, realizing how seriously they must take the doctor's words. As they walked along, they came upon a cigarette butt lying on the ground, still burning. The homosexual looked at the chain smoker an
"Echo" Close my eyes Let the whole thing pass me by There is no time To waste asking why I'll run away with you by my side I'll run away with you by my side I need to let go, let go, let go, let go of this pride, (Asking why) I think about your face And how I fall into your eyes The outline that I trace Around the one that I call mine Time that called for space Unclear where you drew the line I don't need to solve this case And I don't need to look behind [Chorus] Do I expect to change, the past I hold inside, with all the words I say, repeating over in my mind, somethings you can't erase, no matter how hard you try, an exit to escape is all there is left to find. Close my eyes Let the whole thing pass me by There is no time To waste asking why I'll run away with you by my side I'll run away with you by my side I need to let go, let go, let go, let go of this pride, Until this echo, echo, echo, echo in my mind Until this echo, echo, echo, echo
I Wonder...
Well today seems to be a firsts day. I ate LIVER, and now I'm in the process of typing out my first(EVER!) blog. I never started one of these things because I was always afraid of talking shamelessly about myself..but Now thatI've joined LostCherry or CherryTAP..I like it. I like the world revolving around me. *angelic smile* Anyhow..I was wondering if anyone thats on my friends list makes tags? I don't really have any creativeness, or else I'd make stuff for myself..But I was wondering if anyone could make me a few personalized tags? Don't forget to stop by my page and buy me a beer dammit! *huggles and licks* ~*Kailee*~
Crying Wife
A young couple, married just a couple of weeks, returned from their honeymoon to face the beginning of their new lives. The next morning, the husband woke up, showered, dressed and made his way to the kitchen where he saw his new wife crying. So the husband inquired, "What's wrong, Honey?" "Well, I came down here this morning to surprise you with a big breakfast, but I can't cook or clean." The husband smiled his biggest smile and said, "There, there sweetie! I don't care that you can't cook and clean. Come on up to the bedroom, and I'll show you what I'd like for breakfast." So, off they went to the bedroom. That afternoon, the husband came home for lunch to find his new wife crying again in the kitchen. "What's wrong now, Sweetie?" "Well, the same thing as this morning. I came in here to make you something for lunch, and I just can't cook." Again the husband smiled and said, "Why don't you come back up to the bedroom and I'll have my lunch there!" So of
Long Time No See :)
I deleted all my stuff today...even started getting rid of the friends and fans...due to a big situation at the old homestead, I was going to delete and rid myself of the CT profile :( After long discussion and some careful thought, I have decided to stay for the time being :) So I hope that all my friends and fans can come on out and show me a little love over the next couple days...I need to regain some of my points and re-add some of my contacts on here...if you think you know me, or just want to be friends, let mwe know and I will add you or fan you...I will rate you pic for pic...and yes, that is a if you rate my pics, I will rate and comment every one of your pics back :) And I know some of you....that could be a lot of rating and typing on my part :P So help me back into the fold....add me, rate me, fan me, friend me...I will absolutely help you out whenever or whatever you need done :) Thanks xoxoxox
"Headstrong" Circling your, circling your, circling your head, Contemplating everything you ever said Now I see the truth, I got doubt A different motive in your eyes and now Iím out See you later I see your fantasy, You want to make it a reality paved in gold See inside, Inside of our heads (yeah) Well now thatís over I see your motives inside, decisions to hide [Chorus:] Back off Iíll take you on Headstrong to take on anyone I know that you are wrong Headstrong weíre Headstrong Back off Iíll take you on Headstrong to take on anyone I know that you are wrong and this is not where you belong I canít give everything away I wonít give everything away [Verse 2:] Conclusions manifest, your first impressions got to be your very best I see youíre full of $#!T, and thatís alright Thatís how you play, I guess youíll get through every night Well now thatís over I see your fantasy, you want to make it a reality paved in gold See inside, inside of our heads (yeah)
I've decided I was born in the wrong century. I've always been fascinated with the early 18th century. Women wearing tight corsets and huge dresses, often with no underwear, just layers and layers of petticoats. Cursteying before the Lady of the manor, servants scurrying around, trying to serve in a discrete manner. The formal, stiff manners that are expected to be followed, but can be done with such grace. The grooming...finishing schools, dancing lessons, music would be such wonderful torture. My body type is such that would fit quite nicely into this time period. I'm rather short and voluptuous and have a slight hourglass figure that would be accented by a corset. I just get a quivver imagining a full white ball-gown, lace ruffles at the bottom. My hair, up high on my head with a few ringlets artfully arranged to cascade down the sides. I stumble during a dancing lesson, scuffing my friend's white silk slipper. She cries in outrage and scolds me mightily for bei
WE 11/10/05 We walk by each other and say excuse me We call each other from the house while in the house We email each other to argue We buy things to make the other mad We accuse each other of an affair Cuz we are not sexing ourselves We continue each day and never say hello We never ask each other how you are We live this lie We exist as if we arenít really a team We parent with the same goal But never together There is no I in team But an I in win But no one is winning in this relationship
Whaz Up
Ok, I hear that this is better than the FISH site... whaz up cause if I see any more masturbation on webcam... I am going to give up on sex completely
Strangers In Our Home
Strangers in our home 11/10/05 I live with her She is not in love with me I live with her She doesnít touch me I sleep with her We donít cuddle I eat with her We donít talk I shop for her She already bought it I cook for her She already ate Is it that we are strangers in our own home? Or does she have someone else?
The Good, The Bad And The Ugly
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago Good: Your son is finally maturing Bad: He's involved with the woman next door Ugly: So are you Good: Your son studies a lot in his room Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there. Ugly: You're in them Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids Bad: You can't find your birth control pills Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them Good: The postman's early Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas Good: Your son is dating someone new Bad: It's another man Ugly: He's your best friend Good: Your daughter got a new job Bad: She's a hooker Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do Good: Your husband is not talking to you. Bad: He wants a divorce. Ugly: He's a lawyer. Good: Your husband understands fashion. Bad: He's a cross-dresser. Ugl
Conclusion Of The Autospy
The conclusion to an autopsy of her Love Turning back the hands of time is a song A fairytale, dreams, fantasy. Simply put IMPOSSIBLE I cannot go to 1989 I cannot go to 1990 I am not Michael J Fox, I donít have a Delorian And I cannot go back to the past All I can do is work on our future, Your future, my future But in this future, I need to know Will you stay or will you go? If you stay, who will stay? Your old you or will you manifest a new woman Let me know, in the meantime I will stay in the relationship purgatory And waddle in the pool of self doubt, Self pity and sit here feeling shitty
The porno of Jill's life will be called ... "Life of a sex addict" 'What will the porno of your life be called?' at
Embrace Quote
"Embrace fully your capacity to create, to think in unlimited ways, and to pursue everything that you have been wanting. Be flexible, open and willing to let the new come to you. "This can be the most joyous, prosperous, and creative time of your life." -- Sanaya Roman and Duane Packer
Hooker's Progress
Three generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one day just talking about the business. The youngest one complained, "You know Mom and Grandma, now guys want a blow job and a fuck for $100! I don't think I can stay in business at those prices." Her Mom thinks for a while and says, "Well dear, in my day we would give a blow job for only $25 and we considered ourselves lucky to get that!" Grandma looks at her daughter and her grandaughter and says, "The both of you don't know what tough times really are. Back during the depression we used to give blow jobs for free because we were just glad to get something warm in our stomachs!"
Autospy To Her Homicide Pt 1
The Autopsy or her homicide pt 1 I said I love you no matter what I said I am here She doesnít listen to me She thinks I'm that other guy Here we go again. But itís a twist, Some sort of R Kelly thang going on. She said the person that hurt her was me 15 years ago. All this time, I didnít know 17 years later she tells me where I messed up When I was 20 I know I was an asshole I seen our old video tapes when We were in love with each other I said to myself, that guy in the tape Is an asshole But times have severely changed since then I realized my ways, I guess a car accident and Passin out at the club will give you some type of clarity Some type of epiphany Years later, as I have grown up, out, wide, inside I understand what love is I understand what I need to do Where I need to be But the person I wanna share this new me Doesnít know me Doesnít know the demons of jealousy The demons of lust are all gone That I am here for her @JoeFresh 9/05
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Her Homicide To Love Pt 4
Her Homicide to Love pt 4 She said Itís her weight thatís bothering her The reason she canít get intimate with me Well that explains it, my love cannot be received If the person rejects themselves, I am stranded I told her that is not important I told her how much she completes me I am a full man alone But a better man with her by my side She completes me I need her But she needs herself I can only show her I am here forever I am not leaving I donít care how much she weighs Her heart is what I am concerned about Where her heart lies Where her feelings dwell I need her to need herself I need her to call on herself She is a strong woman She is a dynamic woman I know cuz I married her @JoeFresh 9/05
Girl Asked Her Mother
A little girl asked her mother one day if when she dies she goes to heaven with her legs up in the air. Her mother replied, no. Why do you ask? The little girl says, that when she walked past the maids room she saw the maid on the bed with her legs up in the air saying " Oh god I'm coming.", and that she would have went if daddy was'nt on top of her holding her down.
Subject: Fw: A letter from Iraq Subject: a letter from iraq Date: Sun, 5 Nov 2006 19:16:38 -0600 {This was written by Sgt. Aaron, who is currently deployed to Iraq, in defense of a recent comment made by Senator John Kerry. Pass it along, it might inspire someone else to speak up!} Yesterday John Kerry said, "You know education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well, and if you don't, you get stuck in Iraq" So I wrote him a letter: I am a Sergeant in the United States Marine Corps. I am currently on my second tour in Iraq, a tour in which I volunteered for. I speak Arabic and Spanish and I plan to tackle Persian Farsi soon. I have a Bachelors and an Associates Degree and between deployments I am pursuing an M.B.A. In college I was a member of several academic honor societies, including the Golden Key Honor Society. I am not unique among the enlisted troops. Many of m
Her Homicide To Love Pt 3
Her Homicide to Love pt 3 The war apparently wasnít over. At times I thought it was, I thought I seen a glimpse of a promising future But our relationship has a poltergeist It was built over ghosts that werenít ready for the gates of hell Cuz obviously they hurt you, my angel, So they arenít worthy of the pearly gates Your heart needs exorcised because of him Your soul needs cleansed Your mind needs a makeover These relationship ghosts carry too much power over you I offered you a place to vanquish them I offered you a place to feel at ease I offered you an indelible force field of love I had these for you I was your personal guardian shielding you from the worlds harm I wanted to be much more, but my physical limitations and commitments Wouldnít let me be there 24/7 Although I was there mentally and you knew it. The relationship poltergeist Somehow doubt was calliní you, Pulliní you like Carol Ann. Closer and closer until it hit The relationship wall
Lord Came To Adam
One day The Lord came to Adam to pass on some news. "I've got some good news and some bad news," The Lord said. Adam looked at The Lord and said, "Well, give me the good news first." Smiling, The Lord explained, "I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to create new things, solve problems, and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children." Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?" The Lord looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "You will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time."
Her Homicide To Love Pt 2
Her Homicide to Love pt 2 She said. It was hard for her to open because of some other fool That did irreparable damage I am not damage control Nor will I stand trial for that or those knuckleheadz. If you can open your mouth at the buffet Dammit you can open it with me canít you? The man you claim to love The one you claim to need You say you love me? You say you trust me. Trust is 90% of love I havenít hurt you in this relationship I am very careful Ďcuz I know the history of the bums before me So I am gentle I am caring I am attentive But yet, you seem like a mute button is stuck On enable on your mental remote I was tentative to get close fearing this F#$k ďwar against the worldsĒ its war right here. I am losing the battle of the exís. @JoeFresh9/05
Her Homicide To Love Pt 1
Her homicide to Love pt 1 She said She doesnít wanna lose me Stand in line miss Get your flashlight out I am not feeling this relationship. Communication is the only way to live in a relationship Bomb azz sex wonít carry it, money wonít carry it Being fine as hell wonít do it either. Communication I had slower relationships in Japan When I couldnít speak a lick on Japanese But we managed, because she was willing to try. Hell here in America. English is our primary language You graduated from college and still canít talk? She said She is afraid to lose me She said, she canít open up She also stated I was the best thing ever Well, isnít that worth keeping? I am not a ventriloquist I do not have my hand: Up your back In your neck Opening your mouth. Your words are for you to use. As we tell the kids in school. ďUse your wordsĒ Please donít say ďWhat do you want me to say?Ē She says it anywayÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖsighÖÖ @JoeFresh 9/05
* Silence *
A gentle, loving, peace-filled silence is here and now in this moment. It has always been this way. It is always here. It is right here within you and all around you, a stillness, an apparent void, a seeming nothingness out of which everything arises, exists, and eventually returns. You know this. You have felt this. There is nothing more than this. You are this. This is not some esoteric spiritual jargon about some new age philosophy or any religion or belief. There is nothing here which is mystical. There are just these words and you and the silence. This is real, now. This is right here in you, every single moment of your life. This pure silence contains you, your being-ness. This silence allows the entire universe to be. All existence, everything that is, all matter and energy, all thought is contained in this silence. This is what some have called Truth, Infinity, Reality, Enlightenment, Nothingness, Spirit, True Self, Consciousness and Love. This is a mystery beyond mind, beyond
North Korea
I think it is about time China stepped up and became the Super power that they are and at least deal with some of the problems on there own borders . They are quickly becoming a economical power as well and if they intend to keep trading with us in the west then they have an obligation to help with the problems in the world rather than do nothing or make them worse. If this does not happen China will slowly become what the USSR was for 50 years , and the world does not need this. North Korea needs to be dealt with and China should do it!
This Boy Makes Me Smile/giggle
The husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache." "Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my dick with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository, it's up to you!
Here I Am In Cherry Land
This is one of the most fun websites I've ever been on. Everyone wants some cherry. I use to write a lot, and I haven't in so long. I don't even know what I would write about anymore. I guess I could go on about pointless stuff. Well Ummmm..... Why does everyone get divorced? Can't we just stick together?! Britney and Kevin.... what's next? I also need to find something decent to read beside celebrity gossip, which I shamelessy sometimes get into. Well if anyone has a suggestion on a good book. Do please tell me. The last decent book I read was Glass Soup. I read a lot of self help, so I think it's time for good fiction.
The Grandfather
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five bucks you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole." The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hairspray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he stuffs the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hairspray and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later, the grandfather comes back out and hands the little boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five bucks." The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your grandma."
Gone Till Thursday
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If Only She Knew
If Only She Knew I watch her move without her knowing. Her raised eyebrow, the light in her eyes. I secretly seeóbut she does not know That she is drowning in my admiration. I steal a moment, a glance when her Back is to me; the curve of her spine. The muscle in her thigh shows itself to me. But she only sees her friend detached. Her hand waves her words around in the air. She is unaware that I am drinking of her and All that she is; waiting for the next taste Like a starving wolf in a syrupy night. I take note of her stride without her knowledge. I watch her heel rise, her toes bend, the back of her knee. Her face to the sky and her laughter takes flight. My heart beats too fast but she does not see. She lives behind my eyes where only I know. Her smile, every line, and every shadow of her face Is burned into my mind in deep furrows. Inside of my thoughts she appears again. She does not know how easily she has stolen The very air I am trying to breat
I paced in the hallway, wishing once again, that we had left 30 minutes ago. You said that you would be home an hour ago, giving us plenty of time to get to the party. I stumbled a bit as my high heel caught on the carpet and only the shortness of my black leather skirt allowed me to retain my balance. "Damn", I swore, "now I have a rip in my stocking". I headed towards the bathroom to get some nail polish to stop the run, when the front door suddenly swung open. Startled at the noise, I started to turn around, only to find myself grabbed from behind and a hand over my mouth. "Don't scream, don't move and I won't have to hurt you". said a slightly familiar voice. "I have a very sharp knife that would do some serious damage to that pretty throat of yours. I'm sure that you wouldn't want that to happen, now would you?" I shook my head no as much as it was possible to do and thought about attempting to get away. I had taken a self-defense course and I knew how to get away from an att
There Cant Be Only "1"!!
Emotionally Distraught
Emotionally distraught with all the empty lies My tears are constantly falling while my heart cries For when I go to sleep at night I find myself awake Sick of all the broken promises that I can no longer take It tears me up inside at night and every single day The reasons that you cant help for treating me this way But Iíve dealt with it for many years and many more to come Just wishing to find an answer if even only one But somehow through the lonely nights and everlasting days I found myself enjoying life far to many ways But hey life sucks so what am I to do Just narrow down my daily hate into a select few Yeah that might work but I cant keep it locked inside Only wish to take away all the nights I cried But it isnít that bad as I think in my head Cause after all it could be worse I could actually be dead
I Never Learn!
Ok, those of you who have chatted with me know that I am a big time flirt, this is no secret to anyone. While at work last week, a customer called to order a job from my company, nothing unusual, we established that he needed to pay by CC because he didn't have an account (still normal procedure) so after he reads me his CC info I jokingly ask what the credit limit was. He chuckled and said it was his bosses card and there was no credit limit .. so I asked if he'd like to take a trip to Venice .. and that's where I should've shut up ... but NOOO .. I had to keep on going ... we'll meet up at the airport ... we'll have to buy new wardrobes ... He then says .. well, we'll have to meet somewhere before the airport so we can get to know each other a little bit before we go on vacation. That's when that inner voice started shouting "whacko .. whacko .. danger Will Robinson .. danger!" I then replied, well, my husband may get upset if I went to Italy without him (figured that may put an
Those Hands
Those Hands You knowÖhe has hands exactly like his fatherísÖ Hands that once tore open and pulled apart the child I was and should have been. I love himÖI do! He is my flesh and my blood lies beneath that skin so much like his. You knowÖhe is my son and not the one who crushed and destroyed and raped and burned and stole my childhood away from me. And with love and hidden revolt, I will hold to his soul And forever tremble at the sight of his precious hands Even I know that.
On Aging- Mother and Me You traveled down this path of time; I traveled as well but differently. You walk slowly along, gracefully-delicately; I run behind following, stumbling, falling. Your steps are slow, beautiful, deliberate; My steps are unsteady, clumsy, dangerous. You keep to the center, straight and safe; I wonder away and get lost in blissful darkness. You make your ascent slow and easy; Taking the obvious and logical steps. I ascend by the way of jagged cliff; Steep, rocky hills, thorns and pain. You will arrive well preserved, unwounded, beautiful; I will arrive worn out, bloody, beaten, laughing loudly!
I Hate My Life Knowing He Wont Be Here
I just wanna fall to the ground and never get up, that way I dont have to worry about my dad not being there to hold my child or not being there to walk me to the alter or there to help me pick out my first car, and maybe people would relize that i am more then just sex and good blowjobs, and more then Just some person you pass on the street and defenatly alot more then my mom ever was/ will be, I miss my dad more then anything in the world
The Kiss
ATTENTION: THIS POEM WILL BE PUBLISHED IN A BOOK OF POETRY WINTER 2007. STAY TUNED FOR DETAILS. AND IS ALSO A FINALIST IN A NATIONAL POETRY CONTEST. The Kiss Voice like silk Lips as soft as the summer rain Her Heart skips a beat Every time he calls her name She trembles as he draws her near He whispers so very softly in her ear Their bodies draw closer She whispers his name Their lips meet Its so divine His kisses are as sweet as strawberries on the summer vine By Candi Fox 071304
Perfect Submission
Her grace and willingness astounds me at times. She takes my breath away, with the strength of her submission and makes my cunt ache with desire. The passion, quietly dormant inside of me, is brought to full force simply by the bowing of her neck and her whispered "yes Ma'am". So many scenes, spontaneous and planned. The strength in her exciting me, awakening the Beast who wants to bite through her flesh and lap at her life blood. She bends across the bed. Her only restraint is her obedience to me. I grab fistfuls of her flesh, twisting the warmth of her body. My hot breath against her ear, telling her my need, before my fangs dive into a soft spot and bite...hard. She writhes beneath me, moans forced from her throat. I hold her knife in my hand. The knife that has her power, her energy, her sharpness coursing through it. The coldness of the blade kisses her throat, her face and then ever so slowly trails down her back. My hand pressing against her shoulder blades to remind her to kee
To Become A Friend Of The Day Or Pic Of The Day
Friends of the day are people who are kind to me or others I know or have messaged me to request to be my friend of the day with a reason that they should be . Pics of the day are cool pics I have seen and asked the owners to use or pics submitted to me by users on cherry tap. Pic of the day will not be people , but could be just about anything else . Msg me if you need to know more or if you have what it takes to be honoured with a spot in my pic of the day or friend of the day blog.
Bound By Submission
She is hungry. I see it, feel it coursing in the air around her and leaping towards me. Unplanned desire, there are no toys here in my room. I look for the one possibility and offer her my two inch black leather belt. This is all there is...all except her own tools of passion and pain. Her teeth sharp as the tiger that now prowls my room. Her nails the tiger's claws tracing upon my skin. She takes the belt, lays it upon the soft, white comforter and quietly directs me to bend over the bed. My arms are spread wide, directly out from my body. My palms face down as I turn my head towards the top of the bed. I hear the sound of my knife pulled from its leather. A knife kept sharp and ready for tool, as eating utensil, as weapon of attack or defense. This knife I wore at my side for so many months that it became an extension of my own body as I soldiered in a far off hostile land. This knife full of my strength and being. The cold blade takes my breath with its sudden applicat
Maybe In Another Life...
Maybe in another lifeÖ. Do you believe that some people we meet in this life we have had a connection to before? I think I do, but my sister told me the other day that obviously Dennis was someone my soul was drawn to and maybe in another life we either did love or would love forever. The tears are threatening. I hate them. I hate being a dumb woman that loves so passionately and innocently. I hate being a woman that has hormones that drive you to cry instead of get really pissed off and hitting something. Last Sunday, when I was outside crying hoping my kids would just go to sleep and let me cry, my daughter came out to hug me. I don't get many of those from her anymore. She told me although she was really glad he was out of my life, she was sad my smile would never be the same one again. This last time we got together, she kept telling me she didn't like him and didn't know why. I knew why. She watched her mother fall apart in front of her eyes. I dumped thousa
"don't Forget God Is Watching You"
"Those who remember Allah, standing, sitting, and lying on their sides, and reflect on the creation of the heavens and the earth: "O Lord, You have not created this for nothing. Glory be to You! So safeguard us from the punishment of the Fire." (Al Qurran) The Regret That Men Feels In The World Turn to your Lord and submit to Him before punishment comes Upon you, for then you cannot be helped. Follow the best that Has been sent down to you from your Lord before the punishment comes upon you suddenly when you are not expecting it; (Al Qurran) When one is in mortal danger, his "conscience" starts to swiftly account for his life and appraises his life and actions. If this person did not live by the religion of Allah and did not engage in good deeds in this world, then grief and great regret will overwhelm him. Many things that were neglected throughout his life appear suddenly and with clarity before his eyes. Maybe for the first time in his life, he realizes how close
Why do people, especially smelly ones, feel that they need to be 3 fuckin inches from my face when they speak to me. I had a guy come into my store this morning spoutin off some CRAZY shit about buyin out Sony. He cut me off from my only escape and proceeded to back me into a corner. I was alone in the store at the time. "You seem trustworthy, you seem very smart." He expelled from his mouth. The stench of morning breath and cigarettes weigh heavy in the air I was trying to choke into my lungs so I wouldn't pass out from lack of oxygen. He went on and on about his screen which he was trying to get passed the patent department, and how I should jump on board and be an investor. Yeah, buddy, I'm gonna fork my hard earned money over to the original barfly in hopes for a payoff of my wildest dreams. As he rambled on. He was in awe of my attentiveness. Truth be told I was staring right through him. I was thinking of anything BUT what he was saying. A blow job, A hot stripper. Hell, I was
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