A monkey was sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks
past,
looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey, what're you doing?"
The monkey replies, "Smokin' a joint, come up and have some."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they smoke a
few
joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and he's
going to
get a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans
over too
far and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to
the
lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, "What's the
matter
with you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting up a tree
with a
monkey smoking pot, got too stoned and then fell into the river while
taking
a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and wanders into
the
jungle. He finds the tree where the monkey is sitting finishing up
anotherjoint. The crocodile yells up to the monkey and hollers, "Hey!"
The monkey looks down and says, "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit......How much
water did
you drink?"
