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Space Cowboy's blog: "Funny"

created on 10/26/2006  |  http://fubar.com/funny/b18234
Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark One: Don't miss the boat. Two: Remember that we are all in the same boat. Three : Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark. Four : Stay fit When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big. Five: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done. Six : Build your future on high ground. Seven:For safety's sake, travel in pairs. Eight: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs Nine : When you're stressed, float a while. Ten : Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals. Eleven: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting...Pass this along and make someone else smile, too
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