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(i Hate) Everything About You
Three Day's Grace "(I Hate) Everything About You" Every time we lie awake After every hit we take Every feeling that I get But I haven’t missed you yet Every roommate kept awake By every sigh and scream we make All the feelings that I get But I still don't miss you yet Only when I stop to think about it I hate everything about you Why do I love you I hate everything about you Why do I love you Every time we lie awake After every hit we take Every feeling that I get But I haven’t missed you yet Only when I stop to think about it I hate everything about you Why do I love you I hate everything about you Why do I love you Only when I stop to think About you, I know Only when you stop to think About me, do you know I hate everything about you Why do I love you You hate everything about me Why do you love me I hate You hate I hate You love me I hate everything about you Why do I love you

Ruling By Judge William Young U.s. District Court.
Remember the guy who got on a plane with a bomb built into his shoe and tried to light it? Did you know his trial is over? Did you know he was sentenced? Did you see/hear any of the judge's comments on TV/Radio? Didn't think so. Everyone should hear what the judge had to say. Ruling by Judge William Young U.S. District Court. Prior to sentencing, the Judge asked the defendant if he had anything to say. His response: After admitting his guilt to the court for the record, Reid also admitted his "allegiance to Osama bin Laden, to Islam, and to the religion of Allah," defiantly stated "I think I ought not apologize for my actions," and told the court "I am at war with your country." Judge Young then delivered the statement quoted below, a stinging condemnation of Reid in particular and terrorists in general. January 30, 2003 United States vs. Reid. Judge Young: Mr. Richard C. Reid, hearken now to the sentence the Court imposes upon you. On counts 1, 5 and 6 th

Now I Know
I always wondered how I'd live without you, if you ever said goodbye. Would I just live in dreams about you, with tears in my eyes. Would I fall to pieces, When you'd go I always wondered how I'd live without you,,,, now I know. I'm doin all right. I'm strong enough to make it on my own. I'm not afraid of the night I'm learning how to face it alone. I've been good at holding on. Now I'm learning to let go. I always wondered how I'd live without you. Now I know. I always wondered what I'd do without you, I found out today. I got up and made a cup of coffee, and time just slipped away. I dressed up and went out on the town. To places you'd never go. I always wondered what I'd do without you, Now I know. I'm doin all right I'm strong enough to make it on my own. I'm not afraid of the night. I'm learning how to face it alone. I've been good at holding on, Now I'm learning to let go. I always wondered how I'd live without you, Now I know. I dress up an

Funny
The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, Which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... A new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... Size 44 long." Joe laughed, "That'

Forgot To Clean The Garage....
And subsequently, no sex. But, we did share time together. I mean, this is not an I hate my wife blog. It is simply a diary of what is going on in the bedroom. I was going to keep a calender with “X's” and “O's” (pun). But that seemed too cold. Sex for me, is not a score card, it is spiritual thing. Not always, and especially not during a 10 minute window no matter what time of the day or night. Intimacy and sex are related, but I am not sure if that is true for everyone. I guess perhaps sex is an extension of intimacy. My wife and I share intimacy, but it never gets to the next step. And, of course, all the normal “sex solutions” book do not account for abuse victims. I have checked several “survivors guidebooks.” They all say the same thing: Patience. The only way to help your partner is by letting them talk to you and having a super human amount of loving patience. I am a caretaker at heart. I realized a few month ago that I had no one to take care of my needs. I felt selfish even

Not Ready To Make Nice
Not Ready to make nice. Dixie Chicks Forgive Sounds Good Forget I'm not sure I could They say time heals everything but I'm still waiting I'm through with doubt there's nothing left for me to figure out I've paid a price and I'll keep paying I'm not ready to make nice I'm not ready to back down I'm still mad as hell and I don't have time to go round and round and round Its too late to make it right I probably wouldn't if I could cause I'm mad as hell cant bring myself to do what it is you think I should I know You said Can't you just get over it It turned my whole world around and I kinda like it made my bed and I sleep like a baby with no regrets and I dont mind saying its a sad sad story when a mother will teach her daughter that she oughta hate a perfect stranger and how in the world can the words that I said stick to somebody so over the edge that they write me a letter saying that I better shut up and sing or my life will be o

Song Of The Day Dr. Dre - Forgot About Dre(featuring Eminem)
[Dr. Dre] Y'all know me, still the same O.G., but I been low key Hated on by most these niggaz wit no cheese, no deals and no G's No wheels and no keys, no boats no snowmobiles, and no ski's Mad at me cause I can finally afford to provide my family wit groceries Got a crib wit a studio and it's all full of tracks to add to the wall full of plaques Hangin up in the office in back of my house like trophies Did y'all think I'ma let my dough freeze? Hoe please You better bow down on both knees Who you think taught you to smoke trees? Who you think brought you the oldies? Eazy-E's, Ice Cube's, and D.O.C's The Snoop D-O-double-G's and the group that said mother-"Fuck Tha Police" Gave you a tape full of dope beats to bump when you stroll through in your hood And when your album sales wasn't doin too good who's the Doctor they told you to go see? Y'all better listen up closely All you niggaz that said that I turned pop, or The Firm flopped Y'all are the reason that Dre ain

Blood Is Not The Only Thing That Is Shed For Our Freedom...update
This thought came to my head after someone rated this picture. I was lied to by the person that gave me this picture.She is someone I met on another site.This is not her husband and not her baby...so I cannot beleive her on the rest of the story she told. But...this is someone's husband and baby...and these are real tears shed...There really is more than blood shed for Our Country. I am going to be a lot more careful about the storys I retell.

Ok, An Update
So Jason is being moved from the hospital to the rehab center today. He still has no functional use of his right side. THe docs are still trying to figure out WHY he had a stroke at 32, but so far no luck there. If all goes well, he might be able to come home in three weeks.

Freedom & Happiness
Of all the things money can buy, freedom is never cheap. Once you have freedom, you must feel free to say what you feel. One should never make decisions under stress or while upset. We can live with the different opinions of others. This is how we can come together to fix or change any situation. Freedom is....CherryTap, Myspace, YouTube, and more.. Never react to words that may offend you. Look at the whole picture and come to a logical conclusion. I love all of you..No matter what your opinions are. Starinmycar

The Infantryman
I cannot help myself from feeling pride and being proud for all our service personnel each time I read this. In the past I heard Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld say, "Our troops are ready to go. We just need the word from the President," or words to that effect. The days ahead will bring a lot of them now, as it appears a war is written in the sand. The average age of the Infantryman is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father's; but He has never collected unemployment either. He's a recent High School graduate; he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be wa

Major Sickness
:( i cant eat much and i sleep all the time. i just layed down to watch tv and fele a sleep for 5 min only few sec later :( hade yto wake up again just a monet more.. then im goin abck to be.. lettine joakim make the dinner today and fold the laundry. i cant stand this. im nto feeling well att all.. this sucks

Womd
Have you noticed anything fishy about the inspection teams who have arrived in Iraq? They're all men! How in the name of the United Nations does anyone expect men to find Saddam's stash? We all know that men have a blind spot when it comes to finding things. For crying' out loud! Men can't find the dirty clothes hamper. Men can't find the jar of jelly until it falls out of the cupboard and splatters on the floor.... and these are the people we have sent into Iraq to search for hidden weapons of mass destruction? I keep wondering why groups of mothers weren't sent in. Mothers can sniff out secrets quicker than a drug dog can find a gram of dope. Mothers can find gin bottles that dads have stashed in the attic beneath the rafters. They can sniff out a diary two rooms and one floor away. They can tell when the lid of a cookie jar has been disturbed and notice when a quarter inch slice has been shaved off a chocolate cake. A mother can smell alcohol on your breath before you get your k

Tommorow
I have a funeral to go to of my Uncle that passed away last tuesday and i do not like funerals as its being held at the place where my Grandad was cremated aswell. :(. I havent really got much else to say about tommo as i dont know what else im going to be doing except going to the pub afterwards for the wake. Yee haw Beer. Today is ok im going to start decorating the living room so it actually gets done before christmas because if i dont do it no 1 else will either. Peace all.

Eagle
Goddess knows I am peaceful when I'm left alone; I've always been an eagle, been a while since I have flown. My claws are sharp as ever, so's my eagle eye. Something's gonna go to ground, when the eagle flies. Lately I've heard rumors that the eagle may be lame Just because I've been idle don't mean that I'm tame. You've jeopardized my freedom, my natural place to roost; I can fly when I have to, they've turn the eagle loose. So lay all your doubts aside, when you go to bed tonight. My feathers are all ruffled and I'm ready for a fight. Just because I took a while to fly don't mean I don't care. When you feel the shadow crossing, the eagle's in the air. So lay all your doubts aside, when you go to bed tonight. My feathers are all ruffled and I'm ready for a fight. Just because I took a while to fly don't mean I don't care When you feel the shadow crossing, the eagle's in the air. When you feel the shadow crossing, the ea

Why I Love Her
"WHY I LOVE HER" You ask me Why I Love Her? Well, give me time and I'll explain. Have you seen a Kansas sunset Or an Arizona rain? Have you drifted on a bayou Down Louisiana way? Have you watched a cold fog drifting Over San Francisco Bay? Have you heard a bobwhite calling In the Carolina pines, Or heard the bellow of a diesel At the Appalachia mines? Does the call of Niagara thrill you When you hear her waters roar? Do you look with awe and wonder At her Massachusetts shore, Where men who braved a hard new world First stepped on Plymouth's rock? And do you think of them when you stroll Along a New York City dock? Have you seen a snowflake drifting In the Rockies, way up high? Have you seen the sun come blazing down From a bright Nevada sky? Do you hail to the Columbia As she rushes to the sea, Or bow your head at Gettysburg At our struggle to be free? Have you seen the mighty Tetons? Have you watched an eagle soar? Have you seen the Mississippi Ro

I've Got Your Back
“I've Got Your Back" I am a small and precious child; my dad's been sent to fight. The only place I'll see his face is in my dreams at night. He will be gone too many days for my young mind to track. I may be sad, but I am so proud. My daddy's got your back. I am a caring mother. My son has gone to war. My mind is filled with worries that I've never known before. And daily I attempt to keep my thoughts from turning black. I may be scared, but I'm so proud. My son has got your back. I am a strong and loving wife, with a husband soon to go. At times I am so terrified in a way most never know. I bite my lip and force a smile as I watch my husband pack. My heart may break, but I am so proud. My husband's got your back. I am a soldier, serving proudly, standing ever tall. I fight for freedom, yours and mine by answering this call. I do my job while knowing the thanks it sometimes lacks. Say a prayer that I'll come home again. It's I who has your back.

Deck Of Cards
Deck of Cards A young soldier was in his bunkhouse all alone one Sunday morning over in Afghanistan. It was quiet that day, the guns and the mortars, and land mines for some reason hadn't made a noise. The young soldier knew it was Sunday, the holiest day of the week. As he was sitting there, he got out an old deck of cards and laid them out across his bunk. Just then an army sergeant came in and said, "Why aren't you with the rest of the platoon?" The soldier replied, "I thought I would stay behind and spend some time with the Lord." The sergeant said, "Looks like you're going to play cards." The soldier said, "No sir, you see, since we are not allowed to have Bibles or other spiritual books in this country, I've decided to talk to the Lord by studying this deck of cards." The sergeant asked in disbelief, "How will you do that?" "You see the Ace, Sergeant, it reminds that there is only one God. The Two represents the two parts of the Bible, Old and New Testaments. The Three represen

It's Election Day
There are a few questions to ask yourself on the cut and run policies the Democrats are preaching. 1. In this review ask, were we bugging these guys and provoking them to attack us? 2. In the latest 9/11 attack were we bothering them and provoking them at that time? 3. If we cut and run and turn our backs on the Iraqi people and let them and the rest of the world down, and we turn our backs on it all and bury our heads in the sand, what makes you think they will stop attacking us? These people take running as an act of cowardice and they believe they are winning and they then plan to move in for the "Big Kill." Has anyone bothered to read the Koran and all about this enemy of ours? After an attack as devastating as Pearl Harbor was there no interest in what we are up against? Was it just taken as a single act? Was this a scene out of a movie to most? If that is what you think and also think this isn't a serious matter then what in the world is serious to the m

My Daughter Pt 5
The dr put her on a new med hoping that it will not make her act so drugged up. And not make her eat so much. Cus she has gained 9lbs since she was put on it. she hardly has any clothes to fit her and i dont have the money to buy anymore. Im so frustrated with all the things that are happin to my baby. I had to keep her home from school today cuz i just started the new meds on her last night. And she wet the bed last night in her sleep probally another small seizure. and she was too tired to wake up today. Im tryin to get her father down here to help me take care of her and i cant get a job every interview i go to i dont get hired. Maybe its god way of sayin to me that i need to stay home with her. I have an ssi application on her which wuz denied so i appealed it. But no word and i need to get a home soo bad!!!!! Livin with parents is terrible in this small trailer plus my dad iz a constent asshole and talks 2 me like shit. He like have an abusive husband that u wanna take him out i

Pissed Off Already And I Just Got Out Of Bed!!
OK SO I DON'T CARE IF PEOPLE RATE MY PICS LOW. WHO CARES RIGHT WELL WHEN U RATE PICS OF MY KIDS LOW THATS WHEN I HAVE A PROBLEM. I ALWAYS RATE PICS A 10. AND ESPECIALLY OF LITTLE KIDS. GRRRRRRRRRRRR SOME PEOPLE PISS ME THE FUCK OFF. THIS STUPID BITCH RATED MY SON AND HIS DAD RIDING QUADS A "1" THEN SOME STUPID ASS LAST NIGHT RATED A PIC OF MY HUBBY AT THE HALLOWEEN PARTY A "2" PEOPLE IRRITATE ME SOMETIMES.. ANYWAY TO ALL MY FRIENDS I LOVE U ALL TO DEATH AND HOPE U HAVE A GREAT TUESDAY!!

Clearing A Spiritual Space
Smudging Everything that happens within your home leaves a trace. The morning after a party, the tired-but-happy revelry from the end of the evening is still in the air; a morning argument is usually hanging around when you come home from work. Focusing your true intention to purify your space with a time-honored method can return a dwelling to its rightful place as your sanctuary. One such cleansing method is known as smudging. Smudging originated as a Native American custom, and the modern practice can reinvigorate your living space. The vital action of smudging is lighting an aromatic bundle of herbs and allowing it to burn away the negative energy that has been collected. You can celebrate a new phase in life by conducting a smudging ceremony, or improve someone's day by smudging the space around a friend. Offices and work spaces can benefit from smudging as well, allowing clarity of thought and improved productivity. The essential object for smudging is the herb bundle. It

Pet Energy
Hands On Healing For Animals One of the perks of having a pet is being able to "pet" your animal family member. Touch is beneficial to both you and your pet. A cat will reward us with an appreciative purr when we stroke its sleek fur and a puppy will delight us with wiggles of joy from just a rub to its chubby tummy. Even our reptile friends, such as turtles and lizards, enjoy having the tops of their heads scratched. And, when pets are ill, touch can as important to their healing as medical attention from a veterinarian. Hands on healing goes beyond just attending to the physical needs of your pet. It reaches them on an emotional and mental level, as well. Like humans, animals need to be balanced in all three areas to be truly healthy. The laying of hands, energy healing, quantum touch, and reiki are all schools of hands on healing. It's all about connecting to the universal life energy that draws on our own natural ability to heal ourselves and others. Animals, like humans, s

Healing Hand Gestures
The Primordial Practice of Mudra Mudras (Sanskrit for "seal" or "symbol") are small-scale yoga movements, systematic hand gestures involving only the arms and hands. In his book Mudra, Chogyam Trungpa Rinpoche defines the mudra as, "a symbol expressed with the hands to state for oneself and others the quality of different moments of meditation, such as touching the earth with the right hand as a witness to Buddha's freedom from emotional and mental frivolousness." There are hundreds of mudra-gestures formed by the ancient yogis and sages, used in a number of traditions as a method of expression, meditation or evocation of energies in the body. Each culture seems to have developed it's own mudra language but all are based on four basic hand positions: the open palm, the hollowed palm, the closed fist, and the hand with fingertips together. Similarities between the traditions - Hindu, Tantric, Egyptian, Polynesian - are manifold. For example, the mudra of Anjali, palms presse

Healing With Hands
Reiki Energy Healing Though life can be complicated, healing your mind and body should be a simple process. Many of today's methods of healing are unpleasant and expensive. Reiki is a natural hands-on healing art that can be easily learned and performed on yourself or a recipient. It is uncomplicated but very powerful because it rids your body of toxic energies and creates balance in the mind, body and spirit. The Japanese word Reiki refers to universal life force, or Chi, energy that exists within all things. In its simplest form, it involves one person placing his or her hands on another to become an open channel for Reiki energy to flow through. The energy is drawn into the recipient, where it strengthens the life force and gives the body the energy it needs to heal itself. Channeling the life force energy can leave you with feelings of peace, relaxation and security while it treats your or a recipient's mind and spirit. You can perform Reiki on pets, your home and even

Cultivating Healing Energy
Healing With Qigong There is a saying in Chinese medicine that a superior physician keeps his patients well and when they are ill, he has been neglecting his job. In clinics throughout China, western medical practices are available alongside traditional Chinese medicine, much of which not only treats disease, but also strives to prevent it. There, many people practice Qigong (or Chi Kung), an ancient physical art that cultivates the body's vital energy through postures, breathing techniques and focused thought. Qigong encompasses many disciplines, all of which possess three aspects: martial, medicinal and spiritual. Though the gentle style of Tai Chi would seem to differ greatly from the vigorous movements of Kung Fu, both require controlled movement and a meditative mind to enhance the flow of energy throughout your body. This state, sometimes known as "a Chi Kung state of mind," is a Zen-like concentration that allows you to tap into the energy flowing around you. Some Qigong

Messengers Of Light
Rainbows The ancient Greeks believed that the goddess Iris used rainbows to travel from the heavens to earth, gliding down the colorful slide to deliver messages from the gods to humans. Looking at a rainbow, it is easy to see how it came to be seen as a mode for divine communication. When one appears, we stop what we're doing and stare in amazement. Something magical has penetrated our everyday world and blessed us with it's beauty. Every culture has witnessed the rainbow and attempted to make sense of it in its own way. In recent years, it has been interpreted as a message of racial unity-a symbol representing the potential for the harmonious coming together of all the various tribes of the earth. In Tibetan Buddhism, when a great yogi or yogini passes on, rainbows appear at the time of passing. This is referred to as the attainment of the rainbow body. What it means is that the soul in question purified itself so completely as to be free of darkness at the time of death.

Pet Medicine
Animals As Healers All pet owners have had, at one time or another, an experience in which their pet, whether golden retriever, kitten, horse, or iguana, recognized their suffering and offered comfort. Animals, both wild and domesticated, have the ability to sense changes in the body and mind and can positively influence humans in many ways. They can inspire playful thoughts in those discouraged and remind us of the need to nurture both ourselves and others. They can even affect profound physical changes in humans, by lowering our blood pressure and reducing stress. The gentle purring of a cat or a friendly nuzzle from a warm lizard can be a form of healing, and all animals, even those in the wild, are natural healers. A house pet can tell you many things, if you observe. Your pet will choose to sleep in the places in your home that have the best energy and, when you're ill, may concentrate its attention on the area of your body that needs healing. Stroking soft fur, a smooth,

An Active Participant
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 An active participant The more effort you give, the more you expose yourself to the possibility of disappointment. But that is certainly no reason to avoid the effort. The more love you give, the more you expose yourself to the possibility of being hurt. Yet it would hurt infinitely more to have never given any love. Sure, life has its pitfalls. The key is not to avoid them out of fear, but to overwhelm them with positive purpose. For effort, while it can sometimes bring disappointment, more often brings great accomplishment. And love, while it can bring heartbreak, more often brings a level of fulfillment that cannot be matched. Every experience, no matter what the outcome, adds richness and depth to your life. With the positive moments you build joy, and with the difficult times you build strength. Engage yourself fully in the details of living, and with each day you add value to your life that cannot be taken away. Be an active, enthusi

Embracing The Goddess
Goddess Movement Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of written history, feminine energy was an important part of people's lives. Clans venerated wise mother goddesses, dark destroyer goddesses, and cyclical fertility goddesses, of which women were the natural embodiment. But as politics evolved, these goddesses were forgotten or relegated to positions as wives or concubines, and their energy was lost to time. But, as some people are discovering, contemporary people need the guidance of the goddess more than ever. The goddess movement seeks to recapture that energy and to bring civilization back into touch with its history of feminine power. Members of the goddess movement believe that goddess energy emanates from many aspects, which exist both as all-inclusive deities as well as individual goddesses such as Isis, Inanna, Demeter, and Kali. Throughout history, the goddess has taken on the role of mother, virgin, warrior, creator, destroyer, hunter, artist, lover, witch, and h

You Know You Live In 2006...
You know you live in 2006 when... 1. You go to a party, sit down and take myspace pics. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have MSN/Bebo/MySpace/ nor have they joined cheery tap yet 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. 7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. 8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. 9. You were too busy to notice number five. 10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. 11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did got this from

Wisdom Of The Planets
Planetology Much like the changeable luminescence of an individual prism, each person is born into the world possessing a unique spectrum of potentials. Eight hundred years ago, envoys from the Chinese T'ang Dynasty traveled to Japan and brought with them the ancient art of planetology, which had the ability to reveal those potentials using a complex system of planetary characteristics. Powerful and mysterious, the knowledge of planetology was used mainly by the Imperial Court to determine which couplings, campaigns, and movements would prove most favorable. During the Meiji Era, which spanned the latter part of the nineteenth century into the early twentieth century, the popularity of planetology grew among the people of Japan. Today, those seeking foreknowledge of the patterns of their lives can call upon the wisdom of the planets by consulting a planetologist. Based on the lunar calendar, planetology doctrine states that we are strongly influenced by nine areas of energy that

Let Me Walk In Beauty
Native American Prayer Oh, Great Spirit Whose voice I hear in the winds and whose breath gives life to all the world. Hear me. I am a man before you, one of your many children - I am small and weak. I need your strength and wisdom. Let me walk in beauty and make my eyes ever behold the red and purple sunset. Make my hands respect the things you have made, my ears sharp to hear your voice. Make me wise, so that I may know the things you have taught my people - the lesson you have hidden in every leaf and rock. I seek strength not to be superior to my brothers, but to be able to fight my greatest enemy - myself. Make me ever ready to come to you with clean hands and straight eyes, so when life fades as a fading sunset my spirit may come to you without shame. - Native American Prayer Translated by Chief Yellow Lark in 1887 Native American Missionary and Medicine Man Lakota Tribe

Hmmmmm
My mind wondered at work.. I thought of some episodes.. 1. pilot - wolfpack - you can never talk to the girl you want cuz her friends are guarding her like a pack of wolves at a club.lol 2. defence - the club scene is like a football scramble.. you have to .. HOLD THE FREAKIN LINE! don't let the pack cross once you get the 30 secs.. to speak to her. Men can't hold the line.. if a girl distracts one guy on the line.. it falls down.. Girls hold the line.. no matter what.. lmao Sometimes its cuz they like there single friend and they don't want them to be bothered.. the other times.. they know if she's with them.. they get attention too.. 3. blinded - its all good until the lights turn on. :P

The Shoeshine Man
The shoeshine man by John Fischer When it comes to serving one another, think of yourself as the shoeshine man. We’ve all seen these guys in airports, train stations, and downtown next to the newsstand. Their workplaces usually consist of two or three elevated chairs on a platform so they can work at a comfortable level. The most upscale stations have plush, leather-covered, stuffed chairs and brass stands for your feet that put your shoes out where the shiners can work around them easily. Shining shoes is a servant’s position that bears image of a happy-go-lucky soul, snapping his polishing cloth over shiny wing tips while cracking jokes or singing along with the radio. A successful businessman, of course, would identify with the guy on the throne, never the one shining shoes. And yet were Jesus here today, he would point to the shoeshine man as being the one to emulate. It’s the closest thing in our society to what Jesus did when he washed the discip

Christmas Party
I don't really like company functions.. I.E. I don't fit in with hanging out with .. "the man" lmao They are usually boring.. cuz they get all drunk.. and party.. and I don't . Plus.. I can't take anybody.. I can hang with my buddies but I can't take a girl.. (that can get a bro fired!) no joke.. So its kinda a downer.. Sure.. its all .. go ahead roy take some one.. we'd love to meet her.. Meaning.. oh.. so help me .. if your girl is prettier than my wife you will get points and a suspension! Do you feel that! Its the same with the "employee of the year" that is a dictator joke.. we vote and they pick some screwed up family member.. !!! There hasn't been a minority or woman chosen in 10 years! and I like my screwed up job .. so I won't be taking my blonde best friend with me.. I know i'd get fired! lmao Oh.. yeah.. I have to take my russian penpal friend out of my tool box.. "theman" was looking in it and that can get me points..

* Much Love *
Wishing you a wonderous birthday pure and true... that is as beautiful as you, much love always in all ways through and through, be blessed in love and light by day and night in your flight, white dove, ... love the magickal brew that created you!

Wats Urs?
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Closer
you let me violate you, you let me desecrate you you let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you help me I broke apart my insides, help me I’ve got no soul to sell help me the only thing that works for me, help me get away from myself I want to fuck you like an animal I want to feel you from the inside I want to fuck you like an animal my whole existence is flawed you get me closer to god you can have my isolation, you can have the hate that it brings you can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything help me tear down my reason, help me its' your sex I can smell help me you make me perfect, help me become somebody else I want to fuck you like an animal I want to feel you from the inside I want to fuck you like an animal my whole existence is flawed you get me closer to god through every forest, above the trees within my stomach, scraped off my knees I drink the honey inside your hive you are the reason I stay alive ok

Please Vote
hello all my friends i vote for all my friends in contests and now its time for you to vote for me i am in 2 differant tattoo contests and i would like you all to go vote for me in both i will keep posting those 2 contest please vote alot for me here is the link for one contest here is the link to the other please vote lots in both thanks

Paint Ball Insight
THIS WAS SENT TO ME BY MY DEAR FRIEND LOPAKA(LOCALBOY). HE WANTED TO SHARE THIS WITH EVERYONE BUT CANT POST BLOGS AT THE MOMENT. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE PICS OF THE SPORT-PAINTBALL- PLZ CHECK OUT HIS PROFILE PICS. IT LOOKS LIKE AN AWESOME SPORT TO GET INTO. CHECK HIS PROFILE OUT. HE'S AN AWESOME FRIEND AND WOULD ALSO MAKE YOU AN AWESOME FRIEND.. > > > even if you don't know about or don't like paintball...it's pretty deep... > "It happens on a random Monday. Coming back from an event or late on a Sunday night, right before you get on the plane and your about to be frisked for the third time. Your driving...your flying....your sitting in an airport seat with boys from the team. Your drinking stale coffee trying to stay awake. Your explaining a fat welt on the side of your neck to a confused stranger or a best friend.....or running through the sidewalk at LAX trying to catch a plane. Your coming back to the other life....the one without paintball. Where no one understands why

Sad But Beautiful...
Even if you've read this before it is still very much worth reposting. Take a moment to say I Love You to those you do love and care for as no one is promised anything except a beginning and an end, make what and how you do it matter to those who are close to you. We know the past, live the moment and don't know the future. Peace and love to all of my family and friends both on and off line. Take care stay safe and may you have a most wonderful day. xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox Thanx. I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The

Homophobia!!!!!! Lol
homophobia!!!!!! 10 reasons why Homosexuality is WRONG. 1. Homosexuality is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. 2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4. Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if homosexual marriage were allowed; like the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage. 6. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Homosexual couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanage

I Just Don't Understand! ! !
SO MY BABY IS IN THE HOSPITAL, WELL HER DAD KEEPS PINNING THE BLAME ON ME FOR HER HAVING ASTHMA... YES, I SMOKE, BUT I'M NOT DUMB ENOUGH TO SMOKE IN THE SAME ROOM AS MY DAUGHTER, SECOND, THIS IS MY MOM AND STEPDAD'S HOUSE, HOW THE HELL DO YOU GET YOUR PARENTS TO STOP SMOKING IN THEIR OWN HOME? USUALLY THE ONLY ONE HOME, THAT SMOKES, IS MYSELF... AND I NEVER KEEP HER IN A CLOSED ROOM WHERE I AM SMOKING!! NOW, I BELIEVE THAT HER DAD'S SIDE OF THE FAMILY HAS TO KEEP IN MIND ALL THE TRIGGERS TO ASTHMA.. IT'S NOT HUST SMOKING, ITS ALSO ALOT OF OTHER TRIGGERS..... I HAVE DEALT WITH ASTHMA ALL MY LIFE.... MY SON HAS IT, I JUST FIND OUT AFTER 11 YEARS, THAT MY OLDEST DAUGHTER HAS IT....... IF SMOKING WAS ONE OF THE BIGGEST TRIGGERS, THAN MY SON AND OLDEST WOULD BE AFFECTED RIGHT? WELL THEY ARE JUST FINE WHEN IT COMES TO THEM BREATHING.... I AM STILL VERY LOST AS TO WHY MY BABY IS ALWAYS GETTING SICK AT HER DAD'S HOUSE HOUSE..... IT IS BECAUSE THEY DONT UNDERSTAND?? DEANNA'S FATHE

Too Funny Lmao
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."

Awwwww Lol
A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an opening for people like you." "Oh, great," he said, "What is it?" "It's called the door!"

Hope You Like
WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU? THE ANSWER IS ALL TOO CLEAR I KNOW I COULD NOT SURVIVE, IF YOU WERE NOWHERE NEAR YOU SEE, I WOULD BE ALONE I CAN'T BEAR TO BE THAT WAY YOU MUST BE WITH ME ALWAYS OR TILL FOREVER, COME WHAT MAY I SPENT A LIFETIME FINDING YOU I CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE YOU NOW THE THOUGHT OF LIFE WITHOUT YOU WEIGHS HEAVY ON MY BROW YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I WANT I DON'T CARE WHAT "THEY" MAY SAY HOW COULD I SURVIVE WITHOUT YOU? I WOULDN'T WANT TO ANYWAY MY HEART WOULD EMPTY OUT ITSELF THERE WOULD BE NOTHING I HOLD DEAR WITHOUT YOU, LIFE IS MEANINGLESS IT'S INCOMPLETE, IF YOU'RE NOT HERE WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU? THE ANSWER IS ALL TOO CLEAR SHOULD YOU GO, WE'LL GO TOGETHER I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU HERE

Come With Me...
come with me...take my hand and i'll lead you... just close your eyes and set your mind free... feel the icy frigid air... as i lead you through the cold winter night... where i'll lay you down and smother you with kisses... and our body heat will melt the ice... hot puddles underneath our passionate entwinement... feel the hot scorching heat... as i lead you through the fiery summer night... where i'll lay you down and soothes you with tenderness... caressing every surface of your body... bring you to levels you've never known existed... feel the sensual orgasmic sensation... when i lead you through to the other side... where i'll lay you down... six feet under... come with me...take my hand...

Hokus Pokus
style>.cink{font-size:10px;font-family:tahoma;color:a9a9a9;font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none;}Hokus Pokus Video - Insane Clown Posse lyricsInsane Clown Posse Music Video CodesMusic Video Codes by VideoCureMyspace Layouts Hokus Pokus Insane Clown Posse "Serial slaughtering stranglers Jugging Juggling juggalos Folded, fat, floppy-tittied freaks I C fuckin P's in the haugh" [Violent J] Abracadabra boom shacka dae I'm Violent J, and I'm back like a vertebrae And I come with a hat full of tricks Trunk full of Faygo, car full of fat chicks Hahahahahahahaha, fuck you Wicked clowns, we'd like to say what up to The Cobra's, X-men, and Counts, and everybody with clown luv Even sets I've never heard of Roll into town, and out with the big top Four cards down, and two more still to drop And when it does, I pack up and hit the road Cuz I don't wanna see your head explode Toss me an axe, and I'll toss you a dead chicken Add a buck, you get a two-liter

Tell Me Why...
tell me why...when i look into your eyes... i'm lost...i'm swept away in the sea of love...carrying me away to the deepest abyss of your beautiful soul...where i'll find peace and tranquility...sinking deeper with every waking moment...till my heart stops beating... tell me why...when i kiss your lips...i'm drunk...i have wings...i can fly...to the place where nothing esle but the sweetness of your mouth on mine matters...locking in eternity...like the grains of sand standing still in the hourglass...and here i'll stay... tell me why...when i'm laying in your arms...i feel no fear...i stop trembling...may the earth opens up and swallow me...i will not be afraid...may the darkest night blind me...i can still see with your light...the coldest wind will not make me shiver...when i'm held in your warm embrace...till the twelfth of never... tell me why...when i'm with you...i'm into you...i don't exist anymore...i'm into you...as one...

Oops!!!! :p
i have a shirt i hardly wear, bought it in dublin last april. anyway, eventhough it's pretty new, most of the buttons have popped...i think i only wore it twice...going through my wardrobe, i found it hanging in the corner so i decided to wear it...with only one button in the front about the same level with my nips so i wear it as if that's the way it's supposed to be worn...and climbed onto my bike and rode to work. here was i, thinking i looked cool with this shirt and speeding down the road...the shirt flapping showing some midriff and my belly piercing... at least, that's what i thought (i omitted to mention the extra flabs...)... so here i was, feeling smug...in my one-button shirt and cool bike...cruising down the road...em...i rephrase, speeding down the road....when the last remaining button popped open!!! uhm...i know you may think...big deal...well...eh...um...i forgot to mention i'm braless... didn't look around to find out who's watching...at least i can handle the bik

Pan...
standing there in the shadow...shielded by the night...i watched you frolicking under the moonlight...stopping by the edge of the water...you brought out your pan flute...and my heart bled as i recognise the sorrowful tune...remembering time long gone by...when we used to make love in the rain...when we used to be as one... he was like the serpent in the garden of eden...enticing me to taste the forbidden fruit...opened up a whole new world of what i thought was magic...only to find corruptions and decay...breaking your heart as you watched helplessly while i drifted away...abandoning you...shunning you...the creature with the horns and hoofs...half man...half beast... stepping into the moonlight...i walked towards you...saw the surprise on your face...i ripped open my chest, tore out my heart and with my trembling palms...i offered my bleeding heart to you...the beast with a human heart...

Just An Interlude...
may i be banished from heaven... may i be exiled to hell... may my wings be taken from me... may my halo be tarnished... but i would gladly succumbed... only to be loved by you... even if it's only for a day...

An Unfinished Song...
riding along an endless road...feeling like i'm somewhere yet nowhere... in a world of the broken hearted...i'm insignificant... darkness all around me...yet i felt i was being burned by the sun... and you...invaded every corner of my mind...like the ever present air that i breathe... just tired... tired of playing games...every which way a losing game... i've come too far...to ever turn back...and yet i can't go on... like an unfinished song...i'll close my chapter...and lose myself...on the road...in the night...let it swallow me up...willingly...

No Reason... :)
friends asked me why i write all those stuffs in my blogs..and i have no answer ...it doesn't have to mean anything...just weird stuffs that go through my mind all the time...so don't mind me...just enjoy reading...

What Good Is Love....?
what good is love...if i can't feel your finger tips on my body... if i can't smell the fragrance of your hair... if i reach out to touch you and feel an empty space... if i can't see your smile when i wake up... if i have to walk in the rain alone... what good is love...if i can't see eternity in your eyes...

Raven...
standing underneath the dim light...on a cold foggy night... thoughts in flight...like a terrified bird in fright... clenching my fists tight...i cried out in might... for a love so right...yet nowhere in sight...

Trapped In A Slave Market
John 8:34 "Truly, truly, I say to you, everyone who commits sin is the slave of sin." The Bible calls man's side of the barrier a slave market. We are slaves to our OWN corrupt, sinful nature. Slaves cannot redeem themselves or purchase their own freedom. EVERY human being is born into this slave market. Inside the slave market, there is NO FUTURE. The legacy of our slavery is condemnation, eternal separation, and punishment from God. Even though man IS BORN under the death penalty, God's grace provides a means of ESCAPE. Grace is something you cannot earn. Because of His perfect love, God offers EVERY human being a choice between death and eternal life. For the wages of sin is death, but the FREE gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord. God DOES NOT abandon you in the slave market of sin. He has provided EVERYTHING for you and EVERY other human being to leave slavery an enter into an eternal RELATIONSHIP with Him.

If I Could...i Would...
bitter sweet memories, twirling in my mind... of days gone by, of you and i... when we used to looked into eachother's eyes and see eternity... when we used to be in eachother's arms and time stood still... when we used to locked in eachother's kiss and times flew past... when we used to fight and the tears fell freely... when we used to turned away from eachother and sleep didn't come easy... when the hurt grew so much we just walked away... after all that's said and done, i remembered the good times most of all... and if i could turn back the hands of time... believe me...i would...

Breathe...
funny how thoughts just sort of materialized in my mind... it suddenly dawns on me that i miss you... miss the long chats we had... talking about everything and nothing... sharing songs we love... sharing the stolen moments... the things you told me when you're drunk... apologizing the next day... makes me wonder... are you holding back... or am i just your fantasy?... do you really care... or am i just holding on to nothing?... breathe... you said... is specially for me... breathe... that's all i need... to breathe you in... breathe...

Broken Down Angel...
here i lay...wings broken...forever banished from home... i cry silent tears...rolling down my face rivers of crimson red... bruised and wounded...dark shadows hovering over me... the devil beckoning me...for to tempt my soul away... sweet evil promises...leading me down the road to eternal damnation... cruelly he rips my wings...then presses his burning lips on my bleeding wounds... aahhh...such ecstacy...drains all my fears away...drowns me in the sea of dark pleasure... i know...i'll willingly...follow him to the darkest realm of the land of no return...

If We Had Sex..
IF WE HAD SEX... 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you let me pull your hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all ur clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like 2 play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. Would u fall asleep when we were done? 16. Would u want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would u wanna "do it" at? 18 Would u be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i licked you? 20. Would you do it 2day? 21. Would you do it 2morrow? 22. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you?

The Search...
the chilly wind blows down the lane...stirring up the sleeping leaves on the ground... eerie moon shines down the alley...silvery beams caressing the lifeless walls... do i have to search forever...condemned to walk this world alone?... you and i in parallel worlds...meeting but not seeing... our paths crossing yet not touching... what i wouldn't give...to hold your body close to mine... just for one last time and i would gladly lay me down to sleep...

Dark Kiss...
i held him tight...then looked into his eyes...saw the betrayal he desperately tried to hide...i smiled and kissed him hard on his lips...and watched the light of life fading from his eyes...while i withdrew the knife that i drove through his dark heart...

Fallen Angel...
alone and abandoned... broken and bruised... bleeding icicle tears... touched by nameless fears... looked up into the night sky... despaired and wondered why... for a love forbidden... i'd had heaven forsaken... alas a love so sweet and true... turned brutal and cruel... am i from heaven am i from hell... no one can really tell... i am... simply... the fallen angel...

What Is My Sexual Hidden Talent
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Reflection...
fear on a face distorted... the trace of a smile aborted... recognition dawned... for a terror unknown... now i know the ultimate horror... when i looked into the mirror... for as i stared into my own eyes... i see eternal damnation undisguised...

Romancing The Devil...
blood red wine and black roses...dark tango across an icy hot floor... hungry kisses amidst undeniable lust...romancing the devil... crimson satin sheet velvet curtains...silky embrace on a sultry bed... requim serenading my mind...romancing the devil... intoxicated dreams woven into insanity...fiery caresses on sensual skin... morbid desires angrily awoken...romancing the devil... ecstatic eruptions of a blown mind...riding high on orgasmic waves... surrendering my conquered soul...romancing the devil...

Texas Midget
The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia. "Aha!" mumbled the doc and, as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. "Aha!" said the doctor again, reached for his surgical scissors Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testic

~*~i Love The Way...~*~
I love your willingness to share everything and most especially your heart with me. I love the way you make me feel like anything is possible as long as I'm with you. I love the special moments that we shared that will remain my fondest memories of you and I. I love how I am and feel when I am with you! I love the fact that you want to be with me and only me. I love the way you take the time to show me how much you love me. I love the way you support me when I'm off track. I love your ability to make me feel better when times are tough. I love the way you protect and defend me. I love the way you respect me. I love the way you handle troubled times. I love how you are my soul mate. I love how you would do anything in this world to make me happy. I love how I would do anything in this world to make you happy. I love your love for the things that interest me. I love the way you surprise me with the perfect gifts that show you pay attention to

Neverending...
where is the beginning...where is the end?who can measure the margin between right and wrong?how can you tell the exact moment when nights turn into days?how can one be sure of the border between love and hate? like a circle, there's no beginning, there's no end...what seems right may turn out to be wrong...the winter days are dark and the summer nights are light...there's no love without hate, therefore they're one! there may not be an answer to a question...the question may be the answer in itself...forever searching for a destination not realising it's right where you're standing...all the complications are infact simplifications in disguise...

Love Of Angels
It is the love of angels I am told That turns cold hearts to ones of gold Who brings us in from the shivering rain Who cuddles us close to them in our pain. It is the love of angels who live on high Who journey with us in our lives until we die They shelter and keep us through the night And gives us their strenght so we can fight. It is the love of angels from another world Who believe in us - gives us wisdoms of pearl They wake with us each day in birds and song And help us forgive ourselves for all our wrong. It is the grace of the angels that let us see The kindness of the souls and lifes' misery They help us accept both the love and the fear Of being human and - most of all - being here. It is the laughter of the angels that let us play So that we can become children of another day They want us to envision the dreams we have let go Yes, it is the love of Angels that has told us so.

Anybody Can Fart
A little boy and a little girl, both about eight years old, were playing in the sandbox. Unexpectedly, the little boy farts, causing a little sand between his legs to shift. The little girl notices, and squeals with laughter. "How'd you do that?" she asks. "Easy," he exclaimed, "I just farted." "Can I try it," she asks? "Sure," he says, "anybody can do it." She concentrates as she strains and grunts. Suddenly, there's a huge explosion, the sides of the sandbox fly off, all the sand flies out, and the little boy is thrown 20 feet, landing up against a tree. He groggily gets to his feet, runs back to where the little girl is. He finds her laying on the ground, out cold, flat on her back, spread eagle. Curiously, he lifts up her dress, peeks underneath, and loudly exclaims, "Just what I thought, dual exhaust."

When I Miss You
When you are gone I feel so alone I miss you dear when you are not here You make my day Like when the sun shines in May I need to see your smile and I wish I could see it more then just once in a while You are such delight and add joy to my nights I want you to know what you mean to me and oh.. I hope that you can see My heart is missing you and I wonder... do you miss me to? I hope that you do because I know I miss you!! I always hope you are ok, and nothing is wrong When will I see you again.. oh I hope it won't be long! I need to know that you care and that no matter what you will always be there Remember this is for you, my friend and to you I will send So keep it close to you heart and if you do, we will never part. My heart is missing you!!

Where Would You Be?
WHERE WOULD YOU BE: IF YOU HAD ALL THE MONEY YOUR HEART DESIRES? IF YOU HAD NO WORRIES? IF YOU CAME HOME AND THE FINEST MEAL IS AWAITING YOU? IF YOUR BATHWATER HAD BEEN RUN? IF YOU HAD THE PERFECT KIDS? IF YOUR PARTNER WAS AWAITING YOU, WITH OPEN ARMS AND KISSES? SO, WHERE WOULD YOU BE? ^^ HELLOOooo!!!!!!!!! YOU'D BE IN THE WRONG FUCKING HOUSE!!!!!

Rhymes
You remember these? The Freddy Kreuger rhyme (Nightmare on Elm Street) One, two, Freddy's coming for you three, four, you better lock your door five, six, get your crusifix seven, eight, you better stay up late nine, ten, never sleep again! Row Row Row your boat gently down the stream Throw your teacher overboard and listen to her scream Five days later floatin' down the Delaware chewing on her underwear couldn't afford another pair! Ten days later bitten by a polar bear that's how the polar bear died!! Great green gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts Mutilated monkey meat Chopped-up baby parakeet French fried eyeballs floating in a bowl of blood All on a platter for a dollar ninety-eight Plus three cents taaaaaaax! Ce Ce my playmate. Come out and play with me, and bring dollies three. Climb up my apple tree. Slide down my rainbow, into my cellar door, and we'll be jolly friends, forever more, more, 1,2,3,4. Miss Susie had a baby she named him Tiny T

Amazing
My first blog woohoo! I just wanted to say wow there are alot of beautiful women. Thanks to the beautiful ladies on this site i manage to do more cherryTAPing then work now! ;) Anyways i look forward to playing with you all ;)

Let's Go Down For A Swim
The night is stiflingly hot. The window is wide open and the light, ocean breeze is barely less than warm and not enough to relieve the heat. We lay next to each other on top of the covers, too hot to touch. Eyes closed you try to relax in the heat and you wait for the next faint breeze to offer some relief. You feel me shift my position next to you. After a moment you open your eyes to see me propped up on an elbow looking at your body beside mine. You smile as you watch me gaze glide over you; over the curves of you body all softened by the mockingly cool blue light of the moon streaming through the window. You close you eyes again intent on sleep when you feel my move closer. You think "Not tonight... it is just too hot." Waiting for the inevitable touch you are surprised when you feel my cool breath blowing on your neck. You relax and enjoy the cool sensation as the air dances across your hot, sticky skin. I draw a new breath and the cool air w

Chemistry Of Love
Symbol: ILU Atomic NO. : 2 Atomic Weight : Varies from couple to couple. Position in Periodic Table: Close to heart. Occurance: Occurs in high reactive state in college compounds, cinema halls , bus stops and parks. Method of preparation: By the action of beauty upon heart , an exothermic reaction resulting in higher rate of heart beat & blood circulation. By the combination of two complex compounds commonly known as a boy & a girl. Catalysts used: Friends , cousins, movies, restaurants and highly reactive imagination. Reducing Agents: Parents , neighbours , taechers and society. Girl+Parents ---->Explosion resulting in loss of saline water from tear glands. Boy+Parents ----> Rebellion. PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: Physical state: lighter than gas , flows faster than liquid and stronger than solid (further researches are in progress). Colour: Colour of life. Odour: Stronger enough to sweep off one's feet. CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: Action on Scienti

Somebody
Right now... Somebody is thinking of you. Somebody is caring about you. Somebody wants to be with you. Somebody hopes you aren't in trouble. Somebody wants to hold your hand. Somebody is praying for you. Somebody hopes everything turns out alright. Somebody wants you to be happy. Somebody wants you to find him/her. Somebody IS him/her. Somebody wants to give you a gift. Somebody hopes you're not too cold, and not too hot. Somebody wants to hug you. Somebody loves you. Somebody is thinking of you and smiling. Somebody wants to be your shoulder to cry on. Somebody wants to go out with you and have a lot of fun. Somebody wants you to believe in yourself and know they believe in you. Somebody wants you to know you are always in his/her heart. Somebody wants you to know that you are a part of him-her...no matter how near or close you may be... Somebody is playing a song that you love. Somebody is helping you without your knowledge. Somebody is your friend. Somebody m

Friendship Ingredients
True friendship isn't seen with the eyes, it is felt with the heart. when there is trust, understanding, loyalty, and sharing... True friendship is a rare feeling, but when it is found it has profound impact on our well-being, strength, and character. True friendship does not need elaborate gifts or spectacular events in order to be valuable or valued. To ensure long-lasting quality and satisfaction, true friendship only needs a few key ingredients: Undying loyalty, unmatched understanding, unsurpassed trust, deep and soulful secrets, and endless sharing. ************************ ************************ These ingredients, mixed with personality and a sense of humor, can make a friendship last a lifetime! This is just a thank you, my friend, for all the wonderful and colorful special ingredients you've brought to my life!

Could This Be?
this weekend was the happest i have ever felt since the day my son was born. I have met a man one that it true, and womens dream in the making. I have known this man for two weeks now and our first date on october 26th was a desaster cause it was a blind date and i was taken so it turned into a friends night out and we just kept in contact bye phone; but saturday night on the 4th was a fairytale in a book you would read like cinderella finding prince charming. for a day that started bad ended in a smile and a kiss under the star light; a kiss that i will forever remember "our first true kiss." my best friend Randy introduced me to my current boyfriend. our night on the 4th was dinner and a movie the typical type date but the way this Man acted is what stuck in my heart like cupids arrows aiming at me with great force. not a move was planted on me he took his time and did not push it, he opened car doors and doors to the mall.(still to this day he does that)a little truck ride and a con

Picture Comments And Profile Layouts
Okay, what would a day be like without Daddy Roush getting a couple things off his chest. Today's Cherry Rants... Just two.. Both really good one's too. Many of you have probably thought it, but I'm gonna tell it. Read on, and comment until your hearts content on this bulletin. I don't care. It's the truth, PERIOD!! 1. How is it that a person can have have 100 or 200+ pictures on their profile, and someone with only 10 to 30 pics can take the time to comment AND rate all of their pics, but the person with stock in Kodack ca't return the favor? Will someone please explain that to me? I fail to understand the logic behind such selfish disregsard for others. 2.) I don't wanna single anyone out, so I will just say it in the open to no one in particularly. Highspeed access is a wonderful thing. But here is a little tip for you. Once you have your page all GLORIFIED with all the glitz and glamour that you want on it. Make note of your Cherry address, log out of Cherry, close your web

Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Where have all the role models gone to...I mean is there anyone out there that our kids can look up to and say hey I want be like so and so...when I was growing up I looked up to two people...one was Bruce Lee and yes O. J. Simpson...yes this was the 70's before the famous murders...when I played football people called me "The Juice" after O.J. and back then he was a great football player...and Bruce Lee was and still in my eyes the greatest martial artist ever...you could look up these guys at least without worrying about hearing a bunch of crap about them...maybe the media actually left them alone and as time has gone by the media have become a bunch of scumbags...I was also fond of Brandon Lee Bruce Lee's son...another good actor but he also was a great martial artist and everyone knows he was shot during the filming of The Crow...both him and his father died very young...very sad indeed...then came along Mel Gibson...I thought he was a totally cool actor...and in interviews seemed

Changing
seeing what i done seeing what i missed seeing my lost so pure seeing what i must do changing my life changing my decisions changing my outlook hoping you notice hoping you care wanting you so much cause my love i am changing for you

Send Me A Message If...
Let me know if you added me and I haven't sent you a message yet! I try to make it a point to talk to everyone that adds me but sometimes I get lost in the sauce! LOL Anyways, thank you to everyone that has added me, commented me and just been downright cool!

Lightly,you Walked
You walked lightly into my life Captivating and lovely to my mind, At first, I never cared who you were Now I don’t know who I am without you, You kissed me I felt my world change, You held me I heard my heart awaken, You loved me And my soul was born anew You walked lightly into my life Now my heart knows who you are And with every breath And every step I take down lonely roads, Your hand is my staff Your voice is my guide Your strength my shelter You’re passion my awakening. You walked lightly into my life, And all my pain You took as your own, And all my fears You cast into the sea, All my doubt Lost in your eyes, You walked lightly into my life And no matter if you choose to stay or go, My life is forever changed, Just because you loved me For a moment in time. And because I choose To love you For the rest of mine.

Ice Box
Fussin' and fightin', we back at it again I know that, its my fault, but you don't understand (no) I got memories, this is crazy You ain't nothing like the girl I used to know Good with ma, good with pa, cool with all my niggas I should try to decide, wanna let u in, but no That means memories, and its crazy You ain't nothing like the girl I used to know [Bridge] Girl I really wanna work this out, cause I'm tired of fightin' And I really hope you still want me the way I want you I said I really wanna work this out, damn girl I'm tryin' Its no excuse, no excuse But I got this [Chorus 2x] I got this icebox where my heart used to be (but I got this) I got this icebox where my heart used to be (said I got this) I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold Why cant I get it right, just cant let it go I opened up, she let me down, I wont feel that no more I got memories, this is crazy She ain't noth

Lyrical Nonsense Stuck In My Head.
First thing off, let me start this rhyme out with some truth: I was shakin' and sweatin' like Colin Ferrel in a phone booth. Visions of hell engulf my brain like flames constrict like chains come together like drugs in a vein. So tell me what the fuck is wrong with me? Not even groupie bitches get involved with me (Why?) Because I Hear voices, Make murderous choices, Stare at their crotches while I mumble stange noises. Fuck it, I guess it really doesn't matter. I'm not here to impress, just intrested in making brains splatter. A shovel, 2 garbage bags and a shallow grave, I speak in tongues and cut myself everytime I shave. A ritual, habitual, so peep the principles, Deadly syllables spoken in 3 second intervals, My mind is fucked up, suspects criminal, I'll put you in the ground with the phosphates and minerals.

This Is Smart
Say the word COW before each word. 1 - Cows 2 - About 3 - Talking 4 - Idiot 5 - This 6 - Got 7 - I 8 - Long 9 - How 10 - Look Now say the word COW After each word 1 - Cows 2 - About 3 - Talking 4 - Idiot 5 - This 6 - Got 7 - I 8 - Long 9 - How 10 - Look Now say the word COW before AND after each word. 1 - Cows 2 - About 3 - Talking 4 - Idiot 5 - This 6 - Got 7 - I 8 - Long 9 - How 10 - Look Now read just the words upwards from the bottom. 1 - Cows 2 - About 3 - Talking 4- Idiot 5 - This 6 - Got 7 - I 8 - Long 9 - How 10 - Look

Hyperkinetic Synthetic
This is what it comes down to. The Us vs. Them The Me vs. Him The Me controls the Him, but the Him is needed by the Me. It's like killing Hitler. But We don't need the Them. I never lose. Never ever lose. You can't lose The Game when you make The Fucking Rules. Come, take my hand, follow my lead. Dance with me? Dance with me, motherfucker. I said Dance. Pack it in, let it go. Push push pull. Kinetic catastrophe,entropy, destruction is bliss. Soon So very soon There will be only the Me. And the He will cease to exist. I hope you're ready. I know They aren't.

Two Trees
Two Trees It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one: Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in." Now wipe that smile off your face. And pass it on!

Strengths/weaknesses
Dating StrengthsDating Weaknesses1. Sense of Humor - 71.4%2. Independence - 57.1%3. Adventurousness - 50%1. Appearance - 88.9%2. Financial Issues - 63.6%3. Shyness - 58.3%4. Selfishness - 54.5%5. Insecurity - 53.8% Dating Strengths ExplainedSense of Humor - Men are attracted to people with a good sense of humor. Be sure to put yours on display!Independence - Your strong sense of independence comes in handy while dating. You are not held back or tied down; you are free to pursue your interests.Adventurousness - You are willing to try new things and be spontaneous. You want to get out there and really live, and you will attract people with a similar love of life. Dating Weaknesses ExplainedAppearance - Devoting a greater effort at making good first impressions is a must. Try to be fit and develop a style if you want

Sperm Sample
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep. None of

The Green Spot
A woman goes to her doctor's office, afraid of the strange development on the inside of her thighs. She has a green spot on the inside of each. They won't wash off, they won't scrape off, and they seem to be getting worse. The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the Problem, and tells her not to worry until the tests come back. A few days later, the woman's phone rings. Much to her relief, it's the doctor. She immediately begs to know what's causing the spots? The doctor says, "You're perfectly healthy -- there's no problem. But I'm wondering, is your boyfriend a Harley rider?" The woman Stammers, "Why, yes, but how did you know?" "Tell him his earrings aren't real gold."

My Ass Cheek Hurts
So I got bit by a brown recluse almost 2 months ago and its still not healed(there are pictures of it under my pictures on my profile.) Its still big and really sore and its all deep and oozing. Does anyone know how long its supposed to take for it to be fully healed? Ive seen a doctor, had steroid and antibiotic injections, plus antibiotic pills and its still nasty as hell. If anyone has any information please pass it on to me..thanks.

Priceless
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight.

Wat You Think?
so i was talking to some friends and they brought up me going into acting or modeling... andi wasnt sure if it was for me, i mean, for all the people out there that just randomly look at photos and wat not, you should let me know what you think on here, i am just curiouse, look at all the pix because some arent too good i guess... but yeah, and if you pay to take pictures... haha...gimme a shout. so yeah, frop by and let me know what you would think...if it would be worth me pursuing that as a job oppertunity.

Things I Hate
this should be fun I hate the sound of a child crying I hate the color yellow I hate people who arent open-minded I hate when people get hurt because of someone elses stupidity I hate knowing one day my life is going to come to an end I hate snobs I hate the smell of cucumber melon I hate dull pencils I hate when people cannot clean up their mess I hate when i miss a program i really wanted to watch I hate when people say they are going to do something and dont I hate when my cell battery is low I hate when i dont get text messages well thats about it... i am sure in time i will think of more

Blog Number One
Okay, first attempt and I already fucked it up. Well anyway, I wanted to thank the friends who always leave me comments and stop by the page. You peeps are great, and Im sorry Im not on LC more. But I appreciate you and it always makes my day to see your comments, msgs, and everything. Thank you so much!

Things That I Love
Stace gave me the idea so might as well go for it ha ha... I love it when its raining outside. I love to laugh so hard i cant breathe I love to be silly I love scream for no reason. I love the taste of fresh coffee in the morning I love the sound of my cat purring when i am sad. I love helping others even when i cant help myself I love the color purple I love the smell of lavender I love create things I love the touch of velvet I love being loved I love to play games that i have invented with a friend I love my job I love long hair on men I love soft spoken people I love black clothing and I love STACIE...the is my boondock sister!!! thanks stacie for the idea!

Naughty Or Nice!?
e style="width: 320px; border: 1px solid gray; font: normal 12px sans-serif; background-color: white;">Are you Naughty or nice Your Result: your Naughty! wild thing! You were born to be bad. Naughty by nature, you've tried everything at least once and aren't afraid to get your hands - or the rest of you - dirty when opportunity knocks. Whether that means plotting for advancement at work or toying with somebody's affections, you're willing to break the rules. As long as you're having a laugh and getting ahead, anything goes. And it is fun to defy convention every once in a while, but you're walking a bit of a tightrope. Every so often, try listening to that little angel on your shoulder who keeps saying "no!" - it's okay to be nice sometimes. In the meantime, keep being bad and enjoy yourself. Just don't throw caution entirely to the wind. Your Nice! all sugar, no spice! Are you Naughty or nice

Dante's Inferno Hell Test
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)Very HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)HighLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very HighLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)ExtremeLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High

How They Stole The Mid-term Election By Greg Palast
THE FOLLOWING I COPIED AND PASTED FROM THE GREG PALAST NEWSLETTER. IF YOU WISH T0 SUBSCRIBE, THE LINK IS BELOW. HOW THEY STOLE THE MID-TERM ELECTION COPYRIGHT GREG PALAST for The Guardian (UK), Comment Monday November 6, 2006 Here's how the 2006 mid-term election was stolen. Note the past tense. And I'm not kidding. And shoot me for saying this, but it won't be stolen by jerking with the touch-screen machines (though they'll do their nasty part). While progressives panic over the viral spread of suspect computer black boxes, the Karl Rove-bots have been tunneling into the vote vaults through entirely different means. For six years now, our investigations team, at first on assignment for BBC TV and the Guardian, has been digging into the nitty-gritty of the gaming of US elections. We've found that November 7, 2006 is a day that will live in infamy. Four and a half million votes have been shoplifted. Here's how they'll do it, in three easy steps: Theft #1: Registra

Nuffing Really
Well hello.. Im just board so thought i would do sumthing in here today.. Not much really going on.. just getting ready to go back out on a 4 day mission.. an what fun those are haha.. but i think im going to go feed my fat belly ... see ya guys l8r

Master Plan
It occurred to me that part of my problem is I never made a proper obituary for Amy. No write up in the paper. In fact the college she went to called me 4 years after she died looking for an update on her life. After I told them, they published a blurb about her, and got the cause of death wrong. So, my master plan is to make a proper obituary for her. It might take shape as a sepperate user here on cherryTap, or my Space, but it will happen. And I will need a little help. I need to get the song written for her bumped from an audio casset to an MP3 file, or such. I would appreciate any help I can get. If I don't do this right away, I will never get it done. my target date is November 27, her birthday. HELP You can write to me direct at lickinlarry@hotmail.com with any suggestions. Thank You Will

Do It Anyway
Do It Anyway People are illogical, unreasonable, and self-centered. Love them anyway. If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish ulterior motives. Do good anyway. If you are successful, you will win false friends and true enemies. Succeed anyway. The good you do today will be forgotten tomorrow. Do good anyway. Honesty and frankness make you vulnerable. Be honest and frank anyway. The biggest men and women with the biggest ideas can be shot down by the smallest men and women with the smallest minds. Think big anyway. People favor underdogs but follow only top dogs. Fight for a few underdogs anyway. What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight. Build anyway. People really need help but may attack you if you do help them. Help people anyway. Give the world the best you have and you'll get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.

Barf
what ever happened to self respect and dignity? Why do women feel the need to spread their legs and take pictures of it? If you cant get ratings and comments without acting like a complete skanky whore you need a reality check. You bitches make me want to vomit.

When I Die
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)ExtremeLevel 3 (Gluttonous)ModerateLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)ModerateLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very HighLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High

The Scared Red Rose
Sometimes in life, you find a special friend; Someone who changes your life just by being part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop; Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it. This is Forever Friendship. This is the sacred RED ROSE. I count you as my friend

1st Off!
What up ya'll.. Not much to think about tonight... anyway, just wanted to write.. so here i blow... What you got to think about? what you got to blow... All i want is your love.. now i got to know.. is you really true and is you for show... are you playin me like a sister.. THIS i got to know... I love you with the whole of my heart.. it beats a rythem only you can beat... My love is truely special.. Mine you can not beat.. but, if you acting shaddy.. THen This ladys say Good day!... I m not looking for you and im not lookin for me.. we found each other anyway.. so this i got to say.. .I LOVE YOU FOR who you are and what you want to be.. I love from the inside from the core that rots like me... I love you more then words can say but, still i try each to make you smile and lead the way.. Until the day has ended with not left to say... I know i've been acting shady and acting kinda messed.. OH my god your going to miss the reason sittin with this Bitch... So many things to

Suicide
no one wants me....im better off dead....i donr want a fuck i want love.....and that just wont happen.......im tired of tring and tired of getting hurt......no one cares about me so why should i??? suicide sounds really good right now........

Best Poem In The World
THE BEST POEM IN THE WORLD! I was shocked, confused, bewildered as I entered Heaven's door, Not by the beauty of it all, Nor the lights or its decor. But it was the folks in Heaven who made me sputter and gasp-- the thieves, the liars, the sinners, the alcoholics, the trash There stood the kid from seventh grade Who swiped my lunch money twice. Next to him was my old neighbor Who never said anything nice. Herb, who I always thought was rotting away in hell, was sitting pretty on cloud nine, Looking incredibly well. I nudged Jesus, "What's the deal? I would love to hear Your take. How'd all these sinners get up here? God must've made a mistake. "And why's everyone so quiet, so somber? Give me a clue." "Hush, child," said He, "they're all in shock. No one thought they'd be seeing you." Judge NOT.

Redneck Tolit Paper
Two rednecks were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one turned to the other and said he needed to go to the bathroom. So, they stopped the truck and he went behind some bushes. When he returned to the truck, the other guy remarked, "That was fast!" "Well, I need to take a shit but I've got nothing to wipe my ass with," he replied. The other explained, "All you have to do is use a dollar to wipe your ass." "Good idea," he said, as he headed back to the bushes. A short while later, he returned to the truck with a really upset look on his face, and said, "That was a terrible idea. Not only did I get shit all over my hands, but now I've got four quarters stuck up my ass!"

Happy Happy Joy Joy
Your Social Dysfunction:Happy You're a happy person - you have a good amount of self-esteem, and are socially healthy. While this isn't a social dysfunction per se, you're definitely not normal. Consider yourself lucky: you walk that fine line between 'normal' and being outright narcissistic. You're rare - which is something else to be happy about. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com Please note that we aren't, nor do we claim to be, psychologists. This quiz is for fun and entertainment only. Try not to freak out about your results.

Spelling
Is it just me or is spelling becoming a lost art? Call me a spelling Nazi-ess or whatever you want, but there is something to be said for people who can articulate a good sentence in written form. Yeah, grammar is important, too, but spelling becomes paramount. At least to me it is. I am ok with some netspeak, mind you. Didn't want to be branded as hypocritical. I am keen for the words "lolz." It is just my silly instant message laugh. I spent some of the evening looking at people's profiles and reading their blogs. There are some really good ones out there...and some not so good ones. I am sure mine can be judged mediocre, but that is ok. It is a work in progress. But, at least I have most, if not all, of the words spelled right. An example of a message that I received today: "becca. hey i like your pics ur so hot an beutiful." Gosh, thanks for the comment, Caveman Stan. I know, I know, this is a stupid rant. I will shut up now. Sorry for the interruption.

How??
How can i show her the love i have for her in my heart, the trust i have, the faith, how in this small world would i get ever so lucky as 2 call her mine. In the Past i used 2 the think LOVE was a 4 letter word for FUCKING STUPID and at times i still do because the one person that u truly love can bring u 2 your knees crying asking why but at the same time can have u so happy jus because they feel the same way so how can i so u the love that i have with out hurting in return?? i guess thats the >? ill never have answerd

Yawn Yawn Yawn
yaawn. just woke up its 9am ...:P WTF i went to bed at 7pm last night tongue wtf is wrong with me lol well got a good night sleep not feeling any better tho so its tv and tea today. atleast i got 4 biiig spoons of mashed potatoes to eat yeasterday without any of it comming back up WOHO i took alot of vitamins and stuff like that to keep me going lol

If The Past Year Were Offered Me Again
If The Past Year Were Offered Me Again by Augusta, Lady Gregory (1852 - 1932) If the past year were offered me again, And choice of good and ill before me set Would I accept the pleasure with the pain Or dare to wish that we had never met? Ah! could I bear those happy hours to miss When love began, unthought of and unspoke That summer day when by a sudden kiss We knew each other's secret and awoke? Ah no! not even to escape the pain, Debate and anguish that I underwent Flying from thee and my own self in vain With trouble wasted, till my strength all spent I knew at last that thou or love or fate Had conquered and repentance was too late.

Gonna Be A Bear
In this life, I am a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for 6 months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're suppose to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too. When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that. If you're mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. you swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them, too. I could deal with that. If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup, gonna be a bear!

The Thing
and that locked door inside of me opened an inch... I find myself in a rage...a furious, seething, writhing, clawing, fighting thing... It wants out...wants to burst out of me in a rain of blood, sweat, and tears... I smile and nod, smile and nod, smile and nod... And I swallow it, I swallow the frustration, the anger...but it builds, and gets bigger...growing spikes that impale my insides...it makes me bleed, makes me weep... Choke it back girl, choke it back...swallow the thorns and needles... But I can't and it finds a way... Out of my mouth it comes...biting and stinging Because I let it slip... Because I got bored... And it touched you...from miles away it pulled you to it...kissed you painfully on the lips... I'm sorry...GET IT OUT OF ME! But I know you can't...Tonight it bound us together with barbed wire...and you're bleeding while I bleed... Bleeding in my ear... Se

Just Glad To Be Back Home, Nd Online.
I had such a great time in Salem with my 2 good friends. We went on many tours , one with Mollie Stewart, she is a famous Ghost Hunter. I sure leant alot about Salem, and all the witch trials, and we also went on ghost tours near the most haunted cemetaries. What a spooky night. Halloween night was a blast too, so many people spent alot of money on their costumes, and I felt like it was a parade.......lol.this was the first time I saw so many adults dressed up, and the news said it was like Mardi Gras, it sure was, all packed together to see the entertainment. what a great time but glad to be back HOME. Thanks

My Mans 33
well my man just turned 33 on november 6 and i am very happy. we have been together for 11 years and i love him alot. for his birthday bash we had a very large party and he got his wish and that was me and another girl in bed and it was great. i love women and it was great and very sexy shit happened. well i am going for kknow talk to everyone soon.

Angel
You scored as Guardian Angel. You are tough! There is someone in your life who you are watching over. Your love protects them. You are not afraid of anything, not even the devil!Guardian Angel81%Archangel75%The Anti-Heroine50%The Angel of Death50%Archetype38%Fallen Angel25%Archdemoness13%Demoness0%Are you an Angel or a Demoness? (anime pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Writing
Just got an overwhelming urge to write something here. I'd like to say that I"m very thankful that the friends I have on here are very adorable, very cute, and very attractive. And I don't mean to downgrade anyone, because I don't think anyone is "perfect" but some of the pictures I have seen on Lost Cherry are just so morally wrong and gross I can't see why someone would want to show off what they are showing off. It just makes no damn bit of sense. I have seen GUYS and GIRLS on here showing off stuff I don't know if I'd want the public to see. I have some pictures of me on here that are somewhat spicy, and I haven't posted those to the open forum, OR even to friends only, because I'm not sure what people might take of it. Everyone on here that views, I don't "know" personally except a couple that I've given access to, but I guess to me, it's always been a self conscious thing. I've just never understood why some people that are showing what they are showing ARE doing it. It'

Word
The Picto-Personality TestYou are a person who is incredibly tranquil and values peace above all else.When alone, you like to relax and do exactly what you feel like doing at the time.You are romantic, and when you are with your partner you like to woo them with your imagination.In the future you will have a good family life and lots of friends.Take this Test at QuizGalaxy.com

Higher State Of Mind
The sound of the lock clicking shut on the ornate iron door as I walk outside to smoke a bowl. Its kinda chilly out, not cold enough for me to shiver but the air has little teeth. I walk a couple houses down and I sit on the curb, pulling my pipe and purple torch lighter out of my pocket. I take a hit, inhale the smoke til my lungs start burning. Exhale... I watch the smoke fade into the night... My eyes drift up to the sky, I spot a really bright...star? I don't know I can't tell...don't know enough about astronomy to know exactly what it is. It's beautiful though. Once I spot one, I start to spot them all...the ones I can see anyway. I love to look at the night sky...it fills me with a sense of peace. I take another hit...cough...and continue staring at the sky. My head feels fuzzy but my mind is clear. I feel like I am more alert, awake...There's a heliocopter coming near...I can feel the vibrations thumping inside of me as it comes over the apartment across the street. My

Agile Learning
I am going on a course today called Agile Learning, I was asked lat last night what that meant and I must admit I was kind of stumped trying to explain. anyway will report more about it once I have been, I was asked to take two books one i have read one i have not, a pencil and a pen. I know the term agile is usually used when it comes to software development but dont know what it means when it comes to personal development. Anyway I hope I dont fall asleep at the back of the class I stayed up way too late again last night. I have a mind that wont switch off and this place leaves me a bit like a kid in a sweetshop everytime I got to leave I see something interesting like photos or blogs or whatever, I better get ready and find the books.

Chicken With Angel Hair Pasta
Chicken recipe with angel hair pasta is made with chicken breasts, broccoli, garlic, and Parmesan cheese. INGREDIENTS: * 1 tablespoon olive oil * 2 teaspoons butter * 3 boneless chicken breast halves cut into 1-inch cubes * 1 carrot, sliced on diagonal into 1/4-inch thick pieces * 1 1/2 cups frozen broccoli florets, thawed * 2 cloves garlic, minced * 12 ounces angel hair pasta or linguini * 2/3 cup chicken broth * 1 teaspoon dried leaf basil * salt and pepper, to taste * 3 tablespoons Parmesan cheese PREPARATION: Heat 2 teaspoons olive oil and 1 teaspoon butter in skillet over medium heat; add chicken. Cook chicken, stirring, until chicken is cooked through, about 5 to 7 minutes. Remove chicken with slotted spoon to paper towelsAdd remaining 1 teaspoon oil and 1 teaspoon butter to skillet; add carrot and cook, stirring, for 5 minutes. Add broccoli and garlic to the skillet and cook, stirring for about 2 minutes longer. Co

These People Who Bitch About Others And Their Opinions... Fuck 'em All Even If Their Opinion Is Bs!
Link to this ultra disturbing trend Everytime I peek at one these "anti-Military" bulletins my ass wants to blow-up from all the shit that's being taken in by this Politically correct movement. Who cares! She's a bitter bitch with nothing else to do but complain about her ex-cock running off. I get tired of the behavior of these people, but yet they continue. People's profiles are not the place for your PC/Fascists views to be spewed. Dont like her, email her. At least she has a choice of whether or not to read them. Grow the fuck up! Not everyone smokes what you smokes, likes your favorite kinda food or has the same smell of shit you have. Dont like it, move on. Thank you and have a nice day. Join reasonable thought or become the next band of idiots PUNKED by me. BITCHES!

Chicken Monterey
INGREDIENTS: * 1/4 cup flour * 1 envelope taco seasoning mix * 6 chicken breasts halves * 1/4 cup butter * 1/4 cup tortilla chips, crushed * 2 tablespoon onion, chopped * 1 tablespoon butter or vegetable oil * 2 tablespoon flour * 1/4 teaspoon salt * 1 (13 oz.) can evaporated milk * 1/4 teaspoon Tabasco sauce * 1 cup shredded Monterey Jack cheese * 1 teaspoon lemon juice * Shredded Lettuce * Tomato Wedges PREPARATION: Combine 1/4 cup flour and taco seasoning mix in plastic food storage bag; add chicken, a few pieces at a time, and shake to coat well. Melt butter in 15 x 10 inch baking pan. Place chicken pieces in the baking pan, turning to coat surface with melted butter.Roll chicken pieces in crushed tortilla chips and return to pan. Bake at 375° for 45 minutes. Meanwhile, cook onion in vegetable oil or butter until tender. Blend in 2 tablespoons flour and the salt, stirring until flour is well blended. A

Watch Yo Titties
dankstar's Amazing Mental Ability ... You can detonate the nipples of anyone in your line of sight (Remember ... with great power comes great responsibility!) 'What is your Amazing Mental Ability?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Beef And Bean Burritos
This burrito recipe is easy to make. Garnish with shredded lettuce, sour cream, chopped tomatoes, or your favorite garnish. Scroll down the page for more burrito recipes and related recipes. INGREDIENTS: * 1 pound lean ground beef * 1/2 cup chopped onion * 1 clove garlic, minced * 2 teaspoons chili powder * 1 teaspoon dried leaf oregano, crumbled * 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1/4 teaspoon ground pepper * 1 can (16 ounces) refried beans * 1 can (10 ounces) enchilada sauce, divided * 6 (8-inch) flour tortillas * shredded lettuce * garnishes PREPARATION: In a large skillet over medium heat, cook ground beef, onion, and garlic until meat is browned, stirring often to break up meat. Drain well. Add chili powder, oregano, cumin, salt, and pepper; simmer for 10 minutes. This burrito recipe is easy to make. Garnish with shredded lettuce, sour cream, chopped tomatoes, or your favorite garnish. Scroll do

Grrr
I really should get to bed, but I can't sleep. not that I'm not tired, I am exhausted, but I have so much going through my head tonight. I can't shut it off. I don't know why not. I have to be up in 7 hours.....

Chile Rellenos Casserole With Beef
Chile rellenos casserole recipe is made with eggs, green chiles, and ground beef, along with other ingredients and seasonings. INGREDIENTS: * 1 pound lean ground beef * 1/2 cup chopped onion * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1/4 teaspoon pepper * 2 cans (4 ounces) whole green chiles, cut in half lengthwise, seeded * 1 1/2 cups shredded Cheddar cheese or Mexican blend of cheeses * 1 1/2 cups milk * 1/4 cup all-purpose flour * 1/2 teaspoon salt * dash pepper * 4 beaten eggs * hot pepper sauce PREPARATION: In a heavy skillet over medium heat, brown ground beef and onion; drain off excess fat. Sprinkle beef with the first 1/2 teaspoon salt and the 1/4 teaspoon pepper. Place half the chiles in an 11x7-inch shallow baking dish; sprinkle with the cheese then top with beef mixture. Arrange remaining chiles over the beef mixture. Combine milk, flour, salt, pepper, eggs, and several dashes of Tabasco or other hot pepper sauce. Beat until sm

Sour Cream Chicken Enchiladas
Chicken enchiladas with green chile sauce. This recipe for chicken enchiladas was shared on our forum. INGREDIENTS: * 12 corn tortillas * 4 cups green chile sauce, recipe below * 3 cups cooked minced chicken * 1 pound shredded Monterey Jack cheese * 1/4 cup minced onion * 1 to 2 cups sour cream * salt to taste * green chile sauce, below PREPARATION: Heat tortillas on griddle or in microwave or heat in oil until flexible; cover with a towel and keep warm. Make green chile sauce, below. Mix one cup chile sauce with the minced chicken. Put 1/4 cup of the mixture on each tortilla and roll up. Place tortilla rolls, seam-side down, in a baking dish, cover enchiladas with shredded cheese and add onion if desired. Pour remaining sauce over enchiladas and bake at 350° for about 20 minutes. Top with sour cream and return to oven for 10 minutes or until all is hot. Serve immediately. Green Chile Sauce 1/4 cup olive oil 1 clove garlic, min

Coconut Chicken
Chicken is fried then simmered with spinach and coconut milk. INGREDIENTS: * 1/4 cup butter * 1 1/2 pounds boneless chicken breasts or tenders, cubed * 1 package (10 ounces) frozen spinach * 1/2 cup coconut milk * 1 large clove garlic, minced * salt and pepper * slivered toasted almonds, optional PREPARATION: Heat onion in a large skillet and add chicken; stir fry until chicken is white and cooked through. Cook spinach with coconut milk; add to chicken. Season with salt and pepper and garnish coconut chicken with nuts. Coconut chicken recipe serves 6.

Chicken Lasagna
INGREDIENTS: * 2 cups shredded mozzarella cheese * 2 cans (10 3/4 ounces each) cream of mushroom soup * 1 1/2 cups milk * 1 package (10 ounces) frozen chopped spinach, thawed, drained, and squeezed to remove water * 1 egg * 2 cups ricotta cheese * 12 lasagna noodles, cooked and drained * 2 to 3 cups diced cooked chicken (chicken breasts or cooked whole chicken) * Parmesan cheese PREPARATION: Reserve 1/2 cup of Mozzarella cheese for topping. In medium bowl, combine soup and milk; set aside. In another medium bowl, combine spinach, egg and ricotta; mix well. In bottom of 13x9-inch baking dish, spread 1/2 cup of soup mixture. Arrange 4 lasagna noodles on mixture. Spoon about half of the ricotta cheese mixture over noodles, half of the chicken, 3/4 cup of Mozzarella cheese, and 1/3 of remaining soup mixture. Repeat layers, with 4 lasagna noodles, remaining ricotta mixture, remaining chicken, another 3/4 cup Mozzarella cheese, and ha

Enigma
Out From The Deep (Curly M.C.) We came out from the deep To learn to love, to learn how to live We came out from the deep To avoid the mistakes we made. That's why we are here! We came out from the deep To help and understand, but not to kill It takes many lives till we succeed To clear the debts of many hundred years. That's why we are here!

Spicy Cheese Sauce
This spicy cheese sauce would be wonderful on cauliflower or other vegetables, or try serving it with a brunch strata or quiche. INGREDIENTS: * 3 tablespoons butter * 3 tablespoons flour * 1/2 teaspoon dry mustard * 2 cups milk * 1 cup shredded Cheddar cheese * salt and pepper * hot pepper sauce, to taste PREPARATION: Melt butter in a heavy saucepan over low heat; stir in flour and mustard until mixture is smooth and bubbly. Do not let mixture brown. Gradually add milk; continue cooking, stirring constantly, until thickened and boiling.Boil 1 minute. Add cheese and continue stirring until cheese is melted. Season to taste with salt, pepper, and hot pepper sauce.

Enigma
Silent Warrior (Curly M.C.) Long ago, for many years White men came in the name of GOD. They took their land, they took their lives A new age has just begun. They lost their GODS, they lost their smile They cried for help for the last time. Liberty was turning into chains But all the white men said That's the cross of changes. In the name of GOD - The fight for gold These were the changes. Tell me - is it right - In the name of GOD These kind of changes? They tried to fight for liberty Without a chance in hell, they gave up. White men won in the name of GOD With the cross as alibi. There's no GOD who ever tried To change the world in this way. But for the ones who abuse his name There'll be no chance to escape On judgment day. In the name of GOD - The fight for gold These were the changes. Tell me - Is it right - In the name of GOD These kind of changes? Tell me why, tell me why, tell me why, The white men said: That's the cross of changes? T

Enigma
I Love You ... I'll Kill You (D. Fairstein/Curly M.C.) I see love, I can see passion I feel danger, I feel obsession Don't play games with the ones who love you Cause I hear a voice who says: I love you ... I'll kill you ... Loneliness, I feel loneliness in my room ... Look into the mirror of your soul Love and hate are one in all Sacrifice turns to revenge and believe me You'll see the face who'll say: I love you ... I'll kill you ... But I'll love you forever Loneliness, I feel loneliness in my room ...

Mock Cheese Souffle
This easy mock souffle is made with bread, cheese, eggs, and seasonings. INGREDIENTS: * 6 slices bread -- remove crusts * 1/2 pound sharp Cheddar cheese -- shredded * 4 eggs -- lightly beaten * 2 1/2 cups milk * 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce * salt and pepper -- to taste * butter PREPARATION: Grease a 9 x 13-inch baking dish. Line the bottom of the casserole with the bread slices; cover with the cheese. Mix the eggs with milk, Worcestershire sauce, salt, and pepper. Pour over bread and cheese. Dot with butter. Set the baking dish in a pan of hot water and bake for 45 to 55 minutes at 350°. Serves 6.

The "older People" Survey
The "Older People" Survey (Meant to be completed by those ADULTS out of high school) Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids? 'Have you ever kissed someone?' 'Missed someone?' 'Told someone you loved them?' 'Drank alcohol?' Here are some questions for the people who are a little more mature...okay, OLD. 1. What bill do you hate paying the most? Electric...I live in Florida...can you IMAGINE? 2. What's the best place to eat a romantic dinner? Define romantic? Is that still in Webster? 3. Last time you puked from drinking? Geez, I think that's only happened once, maybe. I'm usually the DD. Drinking isn't really my thing. 4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar? Oh PULEEZZZZZZZZZZ!!!! lmao 5. Name of your first grade teacher? No clue! LOL I've slept since then! 6. What do you really want to be doing right now? Fishing with my best friend. Unfortunately, work calls! 7. What did you want to be when you were

~*~*~*~the Weekend~*~*~*~
A weekend away with you up in the mountains....Oh how we need this love...... It only takes you a few minutes to get the fire going. I walk into the living room, carrying a tray of hot cocoa and the minute I see you, I feel an overwhelming need to touch you. I come over to you and wrap my arms around you from behind, sliding my cold hands up under your sweater. "Hey!" …but you stop me from pulling my hands away and turn around in my arms. You smell so good, of fresh air and firewood. I nuzzle my face in your neck, kissing you softly. I can feel your breath in my ear and your lips on my hair. I'm right where I belong. My hands are still under your shirt, warming up on you. I move them around to your front and slide them up to run across your chest. You pull back a bit, just far enough to let me continue my exploring. I look up at your face as you are looking at me. I smile as our eyes meet, knowing that our night promises to be an amazing one. "I made some cocoa…" "It can wait

Tuna Salad
6 oz can tuna (in water) 2 hard boiled eggs 1 T dried minced onion 1 T heaping pickle relish mayonnaise Drain tuna well, mix in other ingredients. Add mayonnaise to consistency desired. Best if chilled overnight before serving.

Blue Cheese Potato Salad
2 bunches green onions, washed and then chopped five stalks of celery, chopped 1/2 cup chopped fresh dill 1 cup mayo 1 cup sour cream 2 tsp. lemon juice Salt and pepper to taste 1/2 - 3/4 cup crumbled blue cheese 5 pounds cooked, cut red potatoes Mix together green onions, celery, dill, mayo, sour cream, lemon juice, salt and pepper. Then add blue cheese, and mix well. Let mixture sit overnight. Toss dressing with potatoes, more salt, and maybe a little vinegar.

Eat Me
suck my clit This male really loves cunnilingus. I just want to lay on my back and have you sit on my face while I get to taste, pleasure, lick and suck your pusssy and clit for as long as you keep cumming. I am in great shape and quite serious about the fact that I just want to orally pleasure you. You do not have to do nothing in return, but of course if you do, it will just heighten our experience together. I just love the taste and scent of a very wet pussy and want to pleasure you to many orgasms. I promise to pleasure you for long periods of time. I only want to find one woman to pleasure and once we meet this ad will disappear.

Fruit Salad
4 navel oranges 2-3 apples 2 bananas walnuts sweet cream sugar lemon juice 1 kiwifruit, optional diced pineapple, optional Pare and cut fruits in little pieces. Crack walnuts and put them all in a bowl. Add a little bit of sweet cream, sugar and lemon juice depending on taste.

Three Bean Salad
1 can black beans, rinsed 1 can kidney beans, rinsed 1 can pinto beans, rinsed 1 small can corn, drained 1 onion, chopped 1/2 cup sugar 1/3 cup oil 1/4 cup vinegar Mix all ingredients. Refrigerate for a couple of hours before serving.

Mmmmmmmm
I whisper through my clenched teeth, “Oh baby, just like that. That feels so good.”I slide One of my hands from my nipple and move it between us, and you feel the back of my hand on your stomach and realize that I am playing with my clit. This makes you even hornier and you start to drive into me even harder. I begin Moaning “yes baby, God yes!” with each of your thrusts and soon you feel my body tense, as I am about to cum. I grab your hips with my hands and pull you tightly into me.Wrapping my legs around you I hold you there very firmly so you can’t thrust into me, so instead you begin to grind your hips into me in the same side to side motion that I seem to enjoy so much.Looking in your eyes, The effect is nearly immediate as I Moan, “Yes, I'm cumming baby!”I pull you even tighter and rake my nails across your lower back. My orgasm barely passes when I say, “Fuck me, Baby. Fuck me!” I release you and you start driving yourself into me even harder and faster than before. Watching

Chicken Salad
3 cups chicken; cooked and diced 1/2 cup pecans; toasted 1 cup celery; chopped 1/2 cup coconut 1/2 cup grapes, seedless; halved 1/4 cup sour cream 1 teaspoon mustard 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 cup mayonnaise juice of half a lemon Combine chicken, pecans, celery, coconut and grapes. Mix together the sour cream, mustard, salt, mayonnaise, and lemon juice to make dressing. Serve on lettuce or halved avacado. Surround with pineapple or other fruit. Garnish with olives or cherries.

So I Am A Veteran
not of any war, but I proudly served my country for 8 years as a Marine, and Veteran's Day will be here soon, as well as on November 10th it will be the 231st Marine Corps Birthday, so remember your vets, and also if you know a Marine, be sure to tell them Happy Birthday on Friday, they will appreciate it. If you are a Marine, Happy Birthday and Semper Fidelis... I for one appreciate the service you gave our country... and that goes for all the vets out there as well....

To Seek And To Find
He presses his face into my breast, His hands splayed upon my hips. My breasts throb with aching need, Begging for one taste of his lips. I seek pleasure, I seek love. My pussy groans at the feel of his tongue, his lips pass over my clit. I open my mouth, drawing in a breath, My orgasm flows and takes my wit. I seek rapture, I seek to cum. your fingers spread me as I lie back, Slipping inside me, I’m swollen and wet. you control the friction, the rotation of my hips, No rest for the wicked until completion is met. I find climax, I seek tenderness I find sex.

Caesar Salad
1-2 good sized heads romaine lettuce 2-3 inches anchovie paste (squeezed from a tube, probably 1-2 Tbsp) 3-5 cloves garlic, or to taste 1 egg, coddled 4-5 shakes Worcestershire sauce salt fresh ground black pepper 1 lemon olive oil 2-3 handfuls fresh grated parmesan cheese croutons Wash the lettuce thoroughly. Spin dry. Start heating up a small pan of water. Squeeze some anchovie paste into a large wooden salad bowl. Press a couple of garlic cloves in. With a spoon, smear the anchovie/garlic paste mix around the bottom/sides of the bowl. By now the water should be boiling. Drop in a room-temp raw egg, wait 60 seconds. Remove from the water and crack the egg into the salad bowl. Salt and pepper the egg, shake in some Worcestershire sauce. Whisk it all together. Ream the juice of one lemon into the bowl. (Again, more or less to taste). Whisk some more. Add olive oil in little spurts, whisking between spurts, until you get the right consistency -- the oil doesn

A Love Note From Your Naughty Girl
My Beloved Darling… I like the way you look at me When you want it bad. I like the way you plead for it When your cock is in my grip. I like the way you watch my fingers Slide up your thick heat. I like the way you throb against my tongue As I lash at your tip, And lick pearls from those tiny lips. I love the way your fingers tighten in my hair, When I gently squeeze your balls. I love the way you thrust up And greedily fill my mouth. I love the way your eyes beg for release, And you helplessly moan my name in litany. I love to tease you longer… I love to milk you Until you’re sapped. I love the way you thank me By French kissing my mouth, And then worshipping my sodden pussy. I love the deliciously naughty boy inside the man. With My Eternal Lust, Your Naughty Girl

Seven Layer Salad
1 medium head lettuce, shredded 1 bell pepper chopped 2 stalks celery chopped 2 cups tomato chopped 1 cup cauliflower florets 1 cup mushrooms sliced 1 cup red onion rings 1/4 cup shredded sharp cheddar sliced water chestnuts (optional) Layer in order given in container with a top that seals, cover with small bottle of blue cheese dressing chill overnight, before serving add 1/2 lb. bacon crumbled & 1/4 cup Parmesan cheese & toss..

Russian Salad
2 potatoes 1 carrot 60 g peas, shelled 1 red pepper, chopped 1 tablespoon chopped parsley 1/2 teaspoon salt 75 ml mayonnaise 1 teaspoon vinegar Cook the whole, unpeeled potatoes with the carrot, peeled and cut in pieces, in water to cover until they are just tender. Cook the pears until tender. Peel the potatoes and cut into small dice. Add the diced carrot, peas, chopped pepper, parsley and salt. Stir the vinegar into the mayonnaise and blend into the potato mixture. This is generally used to fill tomatoes with. For that you cut off the top of large tomatoes and scoop out the seeds and pulp. Drain the shells and fill them with the potato mixture. Place on lettuce leaves to serve.

Couscous Salad
450g (1lb) instant couscous 575ml/1pt boiling water 3 lemons 300ml/0.5 pt olive oil 1 red onion 1 sweet red pepper 1 sweet yellow pepper bunch of mint salt and pepper Make the couscous: put it in a large heatproof bowl and stir continously while pouring over the boiling water. Keep stirring for at least 3 mins until cool, otherwise the grains will clump together. Juice the lemons and stir the lemon juice into the couscous, followed by the olive oil, continuing to stir gently. all the liquid will be absorbed in due course. Leave to stand while you chop the onion and peppers into small dice. Incorporate them into the couscous. Coarsely chop the mint leaves and add these. season well with salt and pepper. Refrigerate briefly before serving, but do not chill too long or the oil will solidify. Heap into the centre of a warmed serving dish and serve with grilled lamb.

Ambrosia *salad*
1 cup mandarin oranges (drained) 1 cup mini marshmallows 1 cup sour cream 1 cup pineapple chucks (drained) 1 cup shredded coconut Combine all ingredients and toss gently. Allow to rest in refrigerator for short time for best flavor. This recipe can be increased to serve the amount needed. Just increase all ingredients by cups and the same amount of each.

Stuffed Red Snapper
1 cup hot water 1 cup melted butter 4 eggs 1 cup flour 1/4 cup diced celery 1/4 cup diced onion 1 bay leaf 1/2 cup crabmeat 1/2 cup shrimp 4 drops hot sauce 1 tablespoon mustard 1 tablespoon salt and pepper, mixed 1/2 cup dry white wine 1 large red snapper or 4 -12 oz red snappers Make a roux of hot water, butter and eggs in heavy pan. Add flour, stir until thick and smooth over medium heat (about 15 minutes). In frying pan, saute celery, onion, bay leaf, crabmeat, shrimp, hot sauce, mustard, salt and pepper in additional butter. Add roux to sauce mixture, simmer 5 minutes. Remove bay leaf. Add wine. Stuff snapper. Bake in 350 degree oven for 40-60 minutes. Serves 4

What's Your Hitman Name???
Joe BannanasPeople Iced:None. Pathetic.Car Bombs Planted:SixteenFavorite WeaponShards of GlassArms Broken:Thirty TwoEyes Gouged:FourTongues Cut Off:NineBiggest Enemy:The Arm BreakerGet Your HITMAN NameAWSOME-GAME

A White Rose
The red rose whispers of passion, And the white rose breathes of love; O, the red rose is a falcon, And the white rose is a dove. But I send you a cream-white rosebud With a flush on its petal tips; For the love that is purest and sweetest Has a kiss of desire on the lips.

Beautiful Sinner
Beautiful sinner... Gaze in to the eyes of your love. Tell me what you see. can you see the love? can you see the happyness? can you see the pain? can you see the joy? Now take time to think. if you was to make a mistake would you love forgive you? could they still love you? would you still want them to? no turn it around? if they made a mistake. could you forgive? could you still love? would you want to? If you was poor, would you want you love to stay? would you want them to help? could you ask for help? would they give it? if your lover was poor, would you stay? would you help? would you wan them to ask you for help? would you give it? Does love mean so much to your love, they would stay with you in sickness, in sad times, in the rain, and the fall? Do you know what love is? have you ever been in love, Love is beautiful, Love can change the world. Love can be right or wrong. Love can feel do wrong. But is in deed love is a sin, The

If I Could
If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you.

Evil
Look deep into the eyes of evil and see, the tormented souls, see the terror that is put into the hearts of others. Understand and feel the pain that is given to someone by the slightest touch. Look deeper and see the desperation and desire implimented by the faintist whisper. Realize that these eyes contain pure evil and belong to satans child. Now back away from the mirror.

Will You Ever?
I don't think you will ever fully understand how you've touched my life and made me who I am. I don't think you could ever know just how truly special you are that even on the darkest nights you are my brightest star. I don't think you will ever fully comprehend how you've made my dreams come true or how you've opened my heart to love and the wonders it can do. You've allowed me to experience something very hard to find unconditional love that exists in my body, soul, and mind. I don't think you could ever feel all the love I have to give and I'm sure you'll never realize you've been my will to live. You are an amazing person and without you I don't know where I'd be. Having had you in my life completed and fulfilled every part of me.

Rights
Whether Democrat, republican, Liberatarian or Green party, if our right to vote was taken away, , 1st we would fight and even die to prevent it from being taken away. And kill to get it back. So, on November 7th do what people have died to give us the right to do and people have died to protect our right to do VOTE.

Quandry Rocks Rnrp And The Gravity Room Hosts Metal Show!!
Hey SEXXY friends!!This weekend was full of no-shows at BOTH venues!! Friday night I headed down to Rock n Roll Pizza to say Happy Birthday to some Wild Children and to see Quandry. There were 5 bands scheduled, but Quandry was the only band that had the decency to show up!! Good form guys!! You took a sticky situation and turned it into a ROCKIN night!! Thank you to Quandry!! You guys handled the night with professionalism!!Saturday night I headed down to the Gravity Room to catch a certain band, who shall remain nameless to avoid hurt little musician feelers, cuz they DIDN'T SHOW UP!! BUT, the night was not a total loss! I did catch an interesting and extremely entertaining duo called Ashley Raines. Without a bass player, the lead guitar and drums CERTAINLY make up the difference!! Standing just outside, you wouldn't know there was no bass!! Hard driving rock/metal, this band is a definate MUST SEE!

A Poem For Someone Very Special To Me You Know Who You Are...... Title: I Love You
I never really knew you You were just a friend But when I got to know you, I let my heart unbend. I could'nt help past memories That would only make me cry I had to forget my first love And give love another try So I've fallen in love with you And I'll never let you go I love you more than anyone I just had to let you know And if you ever wonder why I don't know what I'll say But I'll never stop loving you Each and everyday My feelings for you will never change Just know my feelings are true Just remember one thing I Love You!!!!!!!!!!

Individuality
I would like to take a moment to discuss the topic of individuality and personal identity. It is my perception that as a person develops cognitive abilities, they are molded by aspects of their life and environment. Some of the contributing factors include society, experience, family, and genetics. It would be useful to understand what character is and also what it means to be an individual. As I think about the definition of individuality it becomes harder to accept that any one person can actually stake this claim with any merit. It is my perception that to be a true individual would actually make you a social deviant on a scale that I dont think most people understand. To be a true individual would make you completely insane and out of touch with the commonly accepted version of reality. The first thing I would like to address is the definition of individuality. I would like to say that individuality is a combination of qualities that encompasses who you are. Som

Help Her Out!!
what do you thik some one should do when her x boyfriend hits her then tells her if she doesn't get bak with him he'll hurt 1 of her closest friends and she no's he doesn't joke?she needs help and wants to get out?now she's goin out with one of his best friends and they mite fight and she doesn't want that wut should she do???they both say they love her..=-(

The Fletcher Memorial Home For Incurable Tyrants And Kings
Entry for April 28, 2006 just think it's a great picture ....no ???Friday April 28, 2006 - 03:37pm (CEST) Edit | Delete | Permanent Link | 0 Comments Entry for February 03, 2006 take all your overgrown infants away somewhere and build them a home a little place of their own the fletcher memorial home for incurable tyrants and kings and they can appear to themselves every day on closed circuit t.v. to make sure they're still real it's the only connection they feel "ladies and gentlemen, please welcome reagan and haig mr. bush and friend, mrs. thatcher and paisley mr. brezhnev and party the ghost of mccarthy the memories of nixon and now adding colour a group of anonymous latin american meat packing glitterati" did they expect us to treat them with any respect ???? they can polish their medals and sharpen their smiles, and amuse themselves playing games for a while boom boom, bang bang, lie down you're dead !!! safe in the permane

Children Of All Ages!!!
AN ANNOUNCEMENT FOR MY FRIENDS! I just got cast in not one, but TWO off broadway shows! both musical versions of shakespeare's plays . I'm playing Prospero in "Tempest Toss'd" (adaptaion of "The Tempest")[LEAD] and I'm playing Oberon in the long running off broadway musical adaptation of "A Midsummer Night's Dream" entitled "Fools in Love" most recently reviewed as as one of the most entertaining shows in NY! I'm also singing in the doo-wop group!!! woohoo! HOW COOL IS THAT! so if you're in the NY area and want to see me I should be going up on stage in the next couple weeks!

Stir-fried Spicy Lobster
8 ounces soy sauce 20 ounces unsalted butter 20 ounces angel hair pasta -- cooked 4 ounces sesame oil 4 ounces hot chili oil 8 1-pound lobsters -- blanched & chopped 2 bunches scallions -- thinly sliced 2 red peppers, seeds, membranes removed -- diced small 2 yellow peppers, seeds, membranes removed -- diced small 8 ounces oyster mushrooms -- cleaned and sliced 8 ounces shiitake mushrooms -- cleaned and sliced You will need 8 one-pound lobsters, blanched, with all the meat removed from the shells. Chop the meat, and reserve all the head shells, legs, and tail pieces. Soy Butter Sauce and Pasta-- Bring soy sauce to a boil, add butter in chunks, stirring until all is incorporated. Set aside. Cook angel hair pasta in boiling salted water until "al dente." Combine sesame oil with hot pepper oil (approximately 1 ounce total per portion based on the desired hotness). Stir-fry lobsters in oils after coming up to smoke stage. Add scallions, peppers, and mushrooms. Cook

Shrimp Scampi
2 pounds. large raw shrimp 1/2 cup butter 1 Tablespoon salt 6 cloves garlic 1/4 cup fresh parsley (chopped) 3 Tablespoons lemon juice 1 Tablespoon paprika 6 lemon wedges Preheat oven to 400 degrees F Remove shells from shrimp, leaving shell on tail only. Devein and wash under running water; drain on paper towels. Meanwhile melt butter in baking dish in oven; add salt, garlic, one tablespoon parsley and mix well. Arrange shrimp in a single layer in the baking dish. Bake uncovered for five minutes; turn shrimp; sprinkle with lemon juice and paprika and add remaining parsley. Return to oven and bake an additional 8 to 10 minutes. Do not overcook. Arrange shrimp on heating serving platter and pour garlic butter from pan over shrimp. Garnish with lemon wedges.

Lemon Stuffed Trout
5 oz Melted butter 8 Shallots, minced 1 1/4 c Bread crumbs Juice of 3 lemons Lemon zest of 3 lemons 1 c Chopped parsley 3 Eggs, beaten Thyme to taste Salt to taste Pepper to taste 1 Trout, pan-dressed, boned From stomach to head 1/2 oz Lemon juice Butter as needed 2 oz Dry white wine Hollandaise sauce To prepare the stuffing: Sweat the shallots in the butter. Add the bread crumbs, lemon juice and zest, parsley, beaten eggs, thyme, salt and pepper. Combine the mixture well and reserve it. Rub the inside cavity of the fish with lemon juice to help dissolve any remaining bone. Place the stuffing in the cavity and fold the fish closed. Place the fish in a buttered baking dish. Pour the wine around the fish. Dot the fish with the butter. Poach in a 350F oven until it is done. Serve trout with the Hollaidaise sauce, lemon slices, and parsley.

Love Is.....
Love is.... mussing up someone's hair. is having a special song. is tickling. is waking up knowing someone cares about you. is wishing every moment your apart you were together. is letting them win even though you know you could slaughter them. is hating to say goodbye. is walking hand and hand. is wondering what they are doing right now this very moment. is a phone call. is walking in the rain together. is being able to spot the across the room no matter how many people there are. is committing yourself in writing. the feeling you get when you see thier name on your caller id. the way your heart skips a beat when you get thier text. is staying up all night on the phone because they can't sleep. the way they look to you no matter what. the greatest feeling in the world. is cuddled up with someone special under a warm blanket fresh from the dryer. is willing to give your life to save thiers. this is for MISSY!

Deviled Crab
2 tablespoons chopped onion 2 tablespoons melted butter 2 tablespoons flour 3/4 cup milk 1 tablespoon lemon juice 1 1/2 teaspoons powdered mustard 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce 3 drops liquid hot pepper sauce dash pepper dash cayenne pepper 1 egg, beaten 1 tablespoon chopped parsley 1 pound special crab meat 1 tablespoon melted butter 1/4 cup dry bread crumbs, with chopped herbs added (thyme, dill, savory) Cook onion in butter until tender. Blend in flour. Add milk gradually and cook until thick, stirring constantly. Add lemon juice and seasonings. Stir a little of the hot sauce into the egg; add to remaining sauce, stirring constantly. Add parsley and crab meat; blend well. Place in six well-greased individual shells or 5-ounce custard cups. Combine butter and crumbs; sprinkle over top of each shell. Bake in a moderate oven, 350 degrees for 20 to 25 minutes or until brown. Serves 6.

*head Explode*
My points keep going up and down drastically. Anyone else having this problem? I'll look at my profile and I'll be at 14,208 to go, then refresh and be at 14,635 to go. It's maddening. Oh, but: Today's Rank: #433 Rank: #995 I HAVE AN OVERALL RANK. Weird.

Cajun Catfish
4 Catfish fillets (4 oz. each 1 oz Wheat flakes cereal 1 tb Paprika 1/4 ts Salt 1/4 ts Onion powder 1/4 ts Garlic powder 1/2 ts Cayenne pepper 1/2 ts Black pepper 1/2 ts White pepper 1/2 ts Thyme 1 tb Oil Wash the fish fillets and pat dry. In a bowl mix the ground wheat flakes and all the seasonings. Pour the dry mixture onto a piece of foil or wax paper, and dip the fillets into the seasoning, coating both sides. 3. In a heavy cast iron fry pan heat the oil. Fry the fillets for 2 minutes on each side. Lay the fillets on a plate lined with a paper towel, cover with another paper towel, and pat to remove excess oil.

Ok, The Real Deal Holyfield... Tonight's Excursion Into A Place I Call "what The Fuck?!"
As well as get a sax and learn to play it (cause that's my fucking dream and I'll be damned if I'm not gonna finally fucking achieve it), I think I'm going to write a fucking novel on my life for the past 3 months. Tonight just fucking convinces me to do it. Let me explain tonight's events: It's around 9 p.m. and I'm chilling drinking a brewsky watching some denis leary on DVD, having a good time basically. All of a sudden my grandpa barges into my room saying he's about to kill some dude sneaking around the house. So I run outside with my grandpa and see nobody, so me and gramps are hunting this bastard down in the front yard. Something tells me "look under gramps' truck. So I do. Lo and behold, some fucking mexican duder is laying under the truck trying to hide. So I see him and grab his foot and at the same time yell, "get the fuck out from under this truck bitch!" The dude gets scared and fucking hits his head under my gpa's truck and runs out screaming "I'M SORRY! I'M RU

Fuck It, I'm Back
Yea... I'm back. My break is now over. Tonight was all kinds of crazy. Cops, runaways and knives. It was nuts... a full blog will be posted later on, but not to worry cherry peeps, I'm back. And in full force. Today has been fubar but that was something that I'll get passed. The important thing is: I'm back. I know, I know, not many of you care, but fuck it. I'm here and you gotta deal with it biatch.

Ok This One Is Very Serious Unlike The Others Please Read It May Help You Or Someone You Love
as found on: http://www.metanoia.org/suicide/whattodo.htm What can I do to help someone who may be suicidal? ...a helpful guide, includes Suicide Warning Signs. Take it seriously. Myth: “The people who talk about it don't do it.” Studies have found that more than 75% of all completed suicides did things in the few weeks or months prior to their deaths to indicate to others that they were in deep despair. Anyone expressing suicidal feelings needs immediate attention. Myth: “Anyone who tries to kill himself has got to be crazy.” Perhaps 10% of all suicidal people are psychotic or have delusional beliefs about reality. Most suicidal people suffer from the recognized mental illness of depression; but many depressed people adequately manage their daily affairs. The absence of “craziness” does not mean the absence of suicide risk. “Those problems weren't enough to commit suicide over,” is often said by people who knew a completed suicide. You cannot assume that bec

Me - November 6, 2006
I am now officially the mother of a 21 year old son. He turned 21 on Saturday November 4th of 2006. Funny thing is I don't really feel old at all, and I was only 26 years old when I had him, and fifteen months later I was 28 when his brother was born who will be 20 on February 7th of 2007. A lot of people tell me that they feel old or older because their kids have grown up to be adults and even have their own families now. Well I believe that it is all a frame of mind. I honestly don't know whether it's just me, or if people my age really believe that they are old when their children grow up to adulthood. I know that I don't feel, look, or act old, and I won't, because I am not old. Just because my boys are out of their teen years and into the beginning of their adult years, does not mean that I have to become old and feeble and all that goes with that. I tell my family that I won't consider myself old until the day I am dead of natural causes...meaning actual old age. Like m

Help My Really Good Friend!
He's one of my bestest friends on here and he's in The CT Queen's Prince contest...its based on comments so leave him a shitload please!! All love will be returned in some form(a gift, rates, whatever) I really, really want him to win...It will make the Sweet Potata very happy..and you know what they say "Ain't no one happy, unless mama's happy" Click on the pic and go leave him some comments!!!!

Hmmmm!
Ok so if I say I hate him and I want to quit the station he will think it is because he hooked up with someone else. I tell him that I have a new bf and he will think I am lying because he has a new gf. I am thinking I am screwed either way. He drives me nuts and I think he does it on purpose, seriously. (anyone who knows me knows who I am talking about, if you dont then apparently you dont know me!) So everyone at work is pissy and sick because its like we are just sharing each others germs. I am not having fun what so ever. I did how ever entertain myself this weekend, my new guy, Ramez (fat mexican at halloween party) bought me 2 turltes as a house warming present, seeing as how I cant have pets they are great. The are so cute I named them Micho and Leo. I was going to originally name them after my 2 best friends but then I was like yeaaaa, NO! All in all it was a great weekend I spent it on the beach with Rambo (thats his nickname dumb I know I said that too) and then stayed at Rhe

Poesia
I can write the saddest lines tonight’ XX From:’ Veinte poemas de amor’ I can write the saddest lines tonight. Write for example: ‘The night is fractured and they shiver, blue, those stars, in the distance’ The night wind turns in the sky and sings. I can write the saddest lines tonight. I loved her, sometimes she loved me too. On nights like these I held her in my arms. I kissed her greatly under the infinite sky. She loved me, sometimes I loved her too. How could I not have loved her huge, still eyes. I can write the saddest lines tonight. To think I don’t have her, to feel I have lost her. Hear the vast night, vaster without her. Lines fall on the soul like dew on the grass. What does it matter that I couldn’t keep her. The night is fractured and she is not with me. That is all. Someone sings far off. Far off, my soul is not content to have lost her. As though to reach her, my sight looks fo

Morning Sugar)~
June Halstrom sat at her kitchen table drinking her morning cup steaming hot black coffee. “God,”she thought, “I wish I could sit here all day!” It was cold outside, about twenty degrees, and June involuntarily pulled her terry cloth bathrobe tighter around her body. She had a lot of errands to run today, and the day wasn’t getting any shorter! Her reverie was broken by the ringing the kitchen phone. Answering it, it was her neighbor Bev who wanted to come over for a quick visit. June started to protest, but gave up when her friend said she was coming over and hung up the phone on her. Two minutes later there was a knock on the back door and Bev came in without waiting for her knock to be answered. “Now, Bev,” June protested, “I’ve got a lot of work to do today, and I don’t have time for any fooling around!” Bev plopped down on a chair and poured herself a cup of coffee, cocked her head to one side, and looked June over with lust in her eyes. “Now just a minute, B

Please Comment Me Back!
hi, this is for a special woman that doesn't know this. i love her. i love everything about her. i cant tell her because there is a distance and i dont her to change her opinion about me. its like im stuck in the middle, with nothing to do, but just wait and see. i dont want her to feel unconfortible. i just waant her to know that i care for her. 5 things i love about her: 1) her personality 2) her Beauty 3) her laughter 4) the way she thinks about life 5) and because i love her, and i haven't even known her that long. i know it might sound a little crazy to some of you. but to me, it makes all the sense in the world. this is RUGBY, so hit me back with YOUR OPINIONS!$PEACE$

After School
It almost seemed odd that Holly and Jenna were best friends, because to look at them you couldn't find two more incongruous looking women!!! While Jenna was tall and blonde with an incredibly voluptuous body, Holly was barely five feet tall and skinny as the proverbial rail, but ever since seventh grade they had been nearly inseparatable and like girl pals are wont to do, they told each other everything!!! "So tell me," Holly asked while her friend continued modeling her lingerie, "is Jeff as good in bed as he looks!?!" "Uh huh," Jenna replied a little absent mindedly, "he's better than most I guess, but he still gets off a little too quickly, but I'm working with him on that!!!" "Like how," Holly asked!?! "Well, he comes really quick the first time," Jenna explained, "so instead of having him do it in my pussy, I suck him off first and that takes the edge off, so when it comes time to put it in my cunt, he's not so excited!!!" "Wow, good plan," Holly replied, "and of course you don't

Just Saying Hello To Everyone
Thought I would atleast say hello to eveyone.Been while since I have posted a blog here.Hope everyone is doing good.I have met some really good people on here and hope to keep meeting more of them.Heck some of them could eat crackers in my bed.LOL...Well got to run will talk more later..

Paddling On
Paddling On I'm lost and all alone Adrift on a barren sea No landmarks to point the way Trying to live... Trying to survive each day Time seeming to stand still Paddling...paddling But not seeming to make any progress Everything today Much the same as it was Yesterday Frustration,desperation and depression Setting In Here I am Willing to do anything Wanting to do something But not sure What else to do But paddle....paddle Hopefully getting closer Hopefully making things better But not knowing for sure Everything seems to stay the same Nothing seeming to change And yet all I can do Is keep paddling...paddling Trying to Survive By Bruce © June 2005

Buying A Car!!
Now its something that everyone has to do at one point in there lives! And thats buying a car!! Now no one wants to get ripped off and that I can understand. Let me fisrt take a step back and let you all know what im trying to get acomplished here. Im trying to humanize car salespeople. Being a salesman i must say that the general public seems to think that we are all evil people and we just want to take as much money as we can. Not all of us are like that. I and most of my coworkers get there satisfaction out of helping people get something that they need or want. Whatever the case dont treat us like shit. Remember we are people too. And if you only have $20,000.00 to spend, dont look at something that cost $35,000.00 and think that we are holding out. The fact of the matter is we need each other. We need you to buy cars and you need to buy a car. So why not meet a salesperson that you like, find a car that suits your needs. Dont live beyond your means and talk to your sal

Photos
Thanks to my daughter, I have some photo's uploaded of the 17 year marriage to Amy. She is, was and allways, the love of my life. I know it may seem sappy, but i have kept these emotiond bottled up for 6 years. This is just a release, Dealing with my Feelings. I need to move on, but I need to re-visit the past too. It's been so long since I've been there. I have one last day to visit befor I put this to bed, as soon as I get the album back from my oldest daughter. People change over the years. See how we grew together over 17 years.

The Numbers Game
Using Numerology For Self-Exploration Sitting in math class or counting out change at the grocery store, one might view the number system as nothing more than a useful tool for getting by in the world. But many people have found a mystical significance in numbers that can lead to self-discovery. The Chinese, Japanese, Greek, Hebrews, Egyptians, Phoenicians, early Christians, Mayans, and Incas, all employed some form of numerology to gain a deeper understanding of themselves and the universe. Numeric mysticism can be traced back to Kabbalists over a thousand years B.C. Numerology as it is most commonly practiced today arose in Greece when Pythagoras (569-470 B.C.) began making some startling discoveries about the numerical system. He combined the mathematical disciplines of the ancient sciences to develop his own Pythagorian System. Triggered by his findings he concluded that "all is number," and that numbers are an integral part of the cosmic plan. Those who continued his work be

A Balanced Stone
Turquoise Whether seen as a bridge between water and sky, or a piece of the sky itself, turquoise has captured the imagination of generations. Revered by cultures from across the globe, this smooth, blue gem remains a talisman of health, wealth, good luck, and protection from sickness. In the ancient Middle East, turquoise was believed to change color when its wearer was ill and the stone was considered sacred and powerful by the Egyptians, the Aztecs, and Native Americans. Traditionally, the stone, either set into jewelry or loose, was carried as protection to ward away the evil eye. Today, turquoise is still considered an effective means of healing the body and soul. Its presence is said to benefit the entire body and to deflect negative energy that might be harmful. The stone can also have a positive affect on your mind, increasing your creativity, empathy, wisdom, and serenity. Turquoise, which simply means Turkish stone, comes in many colors, ranging from intense sky blue to

Truth In Vision
The Sixth Chakra Within each of us lies the capacity to be a finely tuned receptor for psychic signals and clairvoyant sight. The sixth chakra is the source of internal visions, telepathy, and intuition. Located at the level of the forehead, this chakra, known also as the third eye, or Anja, is the energy center from which we draw our dreams, memories, and visions. From the sixth chakra, we gain the ability to discern the truth and see the past, present, and future in detail. The blessings that come into our lives are often the result of the images we are able to perceive via the sixth chakra. In Sanskrit, Anja means both "to perceive" and "to command," because when this chakra is strong, visualization is the first step in manifesting your desires. Associated with the imagination and big picture thinking, the sixth chakra can be visualized as a deep indigo lotus with only two petals. Like its element, light, it is the source of all seeing. Weakness or imbalance of the Anja chakra

Funny
BASICS: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair: Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the beach? 5. If so...would you go with me late at night? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. If I were to take you out to a movie would we watch the movie? 9. If not what would we be doing? 10. Do you play an instrument? 12. Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure I made it home alright? 14. Favorite body part on a gurl/guy? 17. Would you give me kisses just because? What Would You do if... I cried: I said I liked you: I kissed you: I wanted to have sex with you: I touched your ass: I got dumped: What Do You Think Of My...(lo0k at ma pics) Personality: Eyes: Face: Hair: Clothes: Would You... make me wake up at 4am to buy you something : Keep a secret if I told you one: Hold my hand: Love me: Makeout with me: Hold me in

Vibrational Imprints
Psychometry Because our bodies exude energy, we leave behind a vibrational imprint each time we touch or live in close proximity to an object. These imprints, which may be positive or negative memories, emotions, or impressions, can become part of the history of an item. Like you, the objects you encounter have stories to tell. Psychometry is the natural art of reading an object's history in regard to the people and events it has encountered. The objects we associate with are by no means silent bystanders. A house in which a tragedy has occurred may feel cold or silent, while handling a much loved toy may make you feel good. It is widely believed that all human beings possess psychometric abilities. All objects vibrate at specific frequencies, and psychometry asks only that one tune in to those frequencies. It is common to learn the art of psychometry by using items such as jewelry or a watch, because these objects spend much of their time in close physical proximity to its owner

The Power Within
Energy 101 There is an undercurrent of energy thrumming through the Universe. Like the wind or a whisper, we can sometimes hear it and often feel it. Most of the time, we sense this energy unconsciously without any tangible proof it is really there. Thoughts, emotions, and the life force in all living things are forms of this kind of energy. So are creativity, growth, and change. The impressions, images, and vague premonitions we get about people and situations are other examples of formless energy. When you enter a space and feel an "intangible tension" in the air that gives you a sense of foreboding in your gut, what you are likely experiencing is energy. Energy cannot be destroyed, but it can be transformed or transferred from one person, thing, or source to another. Though energy is formless, it does take form and shape in the way it flows and resides within all things: a grain of sand, a bird, a stone, and an ocean wave. Living things radiate complex vibrations while nonlivi

Leo....is This Really Me?!?!?
Leo Since you are such an attention craver, you are into wearing the sexiest clothes and going straight for the sexiest person in the room. You like secure people who are genuine and have a good fashion sense. In bed, you like to get all of the attention, so you need a partner who can worship you for the hottie that you are. You like to dance and strip for your partner and you enjoy buying the sexiest lingere for yourself. Sex matches: Aries, Sagittarius, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Avoiding Negative Vibrations
Taking On The Energy Of Others There are times when you may find that being around certain individuals or groups of people leaves you with feelings of discomfort. It may be that spending time with a particular friend feels draining or that dealing with a specific coworker exhausts you. Being around toxic or angry people is also draining. And you may even find that being surrounded by a crowd of people lowers your energy levels rather than perks you up. This is not that unusual. Each of us radiates energy and is capable of being influenced by the energy of other people. It is important to learn how to shield yourself, so you don't unknowingly take on someone else's energy. While some people know how to instinctively protect themselves from being adversely affected by energy, most of us need to discover and practice the technique that works best. There are a number of ways to avoid being affected by people's energy. Shielding is one preventative technique you can use. Center yourse

Nude Runner
Nude Runner A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One Wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, She heard her husband's car pull into the driveway "Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window My Husband's home early!" "I can't jump out the window ~ It's raining out there!" "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied. He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your Problems!" So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and Jumps out the window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered He had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he Started running along beside the others, about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend In as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who Had been watching him with some curiosi

Ooops
My Dog Skippy A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!". The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer rrrrrip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skip

Poetry Comments
As a new writer, full fledged stories are my bread and butter. However, the poetry bug bites me every now and then. I would really love it if those of you who are viewing my poems would leave a comment. I could really use your comments. I'm trying to gauge what my poetry makes you feel. I'm trying to see what emotions come to the surface after reading the words. I know that alot of you are busy people and that time is precious.. so a few words of encouragement or constructive critiques would be appreciated. I trying to gauge my ablities and your comments can be the first steps in helping me hone my talent.... Thank You... Brynne....

If You're Not In Love With A Soldier.
If You're Not in Love with a Soldier. If you're not in love with a soldier, you can't know adventure. You don't know smelly gray PT uniforms that require daily washing. You can't understand green and brown camouflaged bags flooding your bedroom floor. If you're not in love with a soldier, you can't understand the meaning of the phrase going to the field and the weeks or months you spend away from each other. If you're not in love with a soldier you can never imagine the hole in your heart when the phone call comes. "Honey I am leaving tomorrow to go overseas I don't know how long I will be gone or exactly where I am going, but I want you to know I Love You Always!" If you're not in love with a soldier, you don't know what its like to say that final goodbye. You don't know what it really means to be glued to the television. You don't understand fear and you can't possibly understand the sleepless nights of endless crying wondering if you will ever see the love of your life a

What Element Is Ur Love?
Your Love Element Is Metal In love, you inspire and respect your partner. For you, love is all about fusing together for one incredible life experience. You attract others with wit and a bit of flash. Your flirting style is defined by making others want and value you. Greatness and optimism are the cornerstones of your love life. You may let go too easily, but you never get weighed down by your past. You connect best with: Earth Avoid: Fire You and another Metal element: will control and smother each other What Element Is Your Love?

Yes More Updatez On Me
Monday, Well I got alot of sleep thank god and No headache that is really good.. Well my day was ok and good too.. My mom is going to go in town and I am going with her and she is going to get somethings.. Sabby AKA Robbiezgurl she is my online sister and she went to the hospital and they took me off the venalater if that is how spell it and he died tonight.. Plz go to her profile and send your wish to you for her.. also comment or send something to her.. She is going through a rough time right now but plz respect her and her family at all times.. Thank you for reading Virgo24

What Men Like
The Allure The Allure of Stockings Stockings arouse such passion, make hearts go pitter-patter. Perhaps more than any other sheer item of female dress simpley because they are not just for the bedroom... even if the naughty nylon leads you there... Perhaps it because they can be ladylike & refined. Or maybe it's because a glimpse of stocking is also a glimpse back in time. To get the details, the Sex-Kittens go undercover, or at least peek up some skirts, to discover the romance of stockings. Our panel of experts: Jennifer, a thirty something woman living on an island off Canada's West Coast. She loves lingerie enough to blog about it at Lingerie Dreams and has a lingerie megasite at LaceIllusions.com Kay O'Hara, a vintage style pinup model from PinUpGlamour.com. Kimberly, our resident Vintage Lingerie Expert, from Glamour Gurlz. Daniel J Whitsett, President of Secrets In Lace Retail Group. Steve, of Stocking Showcase, who is also quite a collector. What is

Should Be Interesting
BASICS: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair: Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the beach? 5. If so...would you go with me late at night? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. If I were to take you out to a movie would we watch the movie? 9. If not what would we be doing? 10. Do you play an instrument? 12. Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure I made it home alright? 14. Favorite body part on a gurl/guy? 17. Would you give me kisses just because? What Would You do if... I cried: I said I liked you: I kissed you: I wanted to have sex with you: I touched your ass: I got dumped: What Do You Think Of My...(lo0k at ma pics) Personality: Eyes: Face: Hair: Clothes: Would You... make me wake up at 4am to buy you something : Keep a secret if I told you one: Hold my hand: Love me: Makeout with me: Hold me in

The Dresden Dolls, Girl Anachronism
you can tell from the scars on my arms and cracks in my hips and the dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that i'm not the carefullest of girls you can tell from the glass on the floor and the strings that're breaking and i keep on breaking more and it looks like i am shaking but it's just the temperature and then again if it were any colder i could disengage if i were any older i could act my age but i dont think that youd believe me it's not the way i'm meant to be it's just the way the operation made me and you can tell from the state of my room that they let me out too soon and the pills that i ate came a couple years too late and ive got some issues to work through there i go again pretending to be you make-believing that i have a soul beneath the surface trying to convince you it was accidentally on purpose i am not so serious this passion is a plagiarism i might join your century but only on a rare oc

Holy Shit
The more time I spend on here the more I realize what a bunch of whiny drama whore a lot of people are. Ive said it once and I'll say it again...ITS ONLY A WEBSITE! Fuckkkkkkkkk man...Get over it assholes. Click the little x in the top right hand corner if you dont like it. Im sick of reading bulletins about he said she said bullshit. Get a grip on reality. Go take a walk in the park or something. If you have nothing better to do with your time than sit in front of your computer and cry because of shit on this website I feel sorry for your stupid ass.

One Of Those Moods...
I'm having one of those days, a day when songs just seem to be speaking to me in ever little bit and piece. I don't know what has happened, but I have a feeling of one door closing and another opening and I think I have lost something. Something I probably never had. Everything in this life is a game. I'm tired of play. I'm ready to sit on the sidelines, but I keep getting forced back into it. If I just disapper for awhile maybe it will all go away. Not that any of this makes sense, and I'm sorry for that. Sometimes I question my sanity, and apparently so do others. If you are reading this, I'm sorry...it's pointless...

What X Men Are You
You scored as Rogue. Rogue is a strong but tragic personality. She loves Gambit. Because of her mutant powers, she cannot touch anyone without hurting them. Therefore, she longs for human contact. However, this southern gal's strong personality has allowed her to deal with this. Powers: Absorbs lifeforce and powers by touch, Super strength, and flightRogue50%Jean Grey45%Iceman45%Cyclops45%Nightcrawler40%Gambit40%Storm35%Colossus35%Beast30%Emma Frost30%Wolverine

Chevelle, Closure
Breathe, trust, bless me and release, Climb, hard or never be seen. Closed off, rescue to breathe. Just bless me. Two sided time, Your rebirth can't hurt, Branch out behind, the pain. Closure has come to me myself, You will never belong to me. Closure has come to me myself, You will never belong to me. Had to to turn, lay down, Your sting of disease. Phase you out, should've seen this coming. Go on confusing the soul, Hold my breath 'til you rupture. Three days aside, Your rebirth can't hurt, Branch out behind, pride. Closure has come to me myself, You will never belong to me. Closure has come to me myself, You will never belong to me. Like a leach, I hold on as if we belonged, To some precious pure dream. Cast off, you've seen what's beneath, Now fail me. Forget closure, Forget closure, Forget closure, Forget closure. Closure has come to me myself, You will never belong to me. Closure has come to me myself, You will never belong to me

What Disny Toon Are You
You scored as Cinderella. Your alter ego is Cinderella! You often find yourself doing a lot of housework, but if you are patient, your hard work usually pays off. You are prone to losing things, so dont rush through everything.Cinderella81%Peter Pan69%Donald Duck63%Sleeping Beauty56%Cruella De Ville44%Goofy44%The Beast38%Pinocchio38%Ariel31%Snow White0%Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?created with QuizFarm.com

My Hitman Name Lol
Bloody ThumbsPeople Iced:NineteenCar Bombs Planted:FourFavorite WeaponShankArms Broken:ThirtyEyes Gouged:Thirty TwoTongues Cut Off:ThreeBiggest Enemy:Ruphas the TerribleGet Your HITMAN NameAWSOME-GAME

Portishead, Only You (now With Video)
We suffer everyday, what is it for These crimes of illusion, are fooling us all And now I am weary and I feel like I do It's only you, who can tell me apart And it's only you, who can turn my wooden heart The size of our fight, it's just a dream We've crushed everything I can see, in this morning selfishly How we've failed and I feel like I do It's only you, who can tell me apart And it's only you, who can turn my wooden heart Now that we've chosen to take all we can This shade of autumn, a stale bitter end Years of frustration lay down side by side And it's only you, who can tell me apart And it's only you, who can turn my wooden heart It's only you, who can tell me apart And it's only you, who can turn my wooden heart

Forget The Unkind
return to a world of emptiness a shattered soul for all to see a time to hide in the darkness staying clear of me ive seen the pain you bring ive been thru it again i can hear the angels sing and end the bloody reign take me along kill my mind forgive but not forget make me feel so unkind fill me with regret

Senses Fail, Bloody Romance
Life, is floating fast away. But I look, your head is turned away. From the moment you left I knew that something wasn't right. But the feeling inside has kept me up all night. You and me (and me) like one heart-beat. You and me (and me) like one heart-beat. So slice open my veins. And let, the romance bleed away. From the moment you left I knew that something wasn't right. But the feeling inside has kept me up all night. You and me (and me) like one heart-beat. You and me (and me) like one heart-beat. Back into what I thought I knew, these words inside me, tell me what to do. My heart held, in the palm of your hand. (Forget my name)Now I know, the way to go, this place inside my demented mind.You saw me bleeding on the bathroom floor. (Forget my name)This time in silence, this time I win. (Forget my name)This time in silence, this time I win. (Forget my name)This time in silence, this time I win. (Forget my name)Now you will know my pain. Forget my nam

Mistress Concubine...
I am the other woman. Hidden in the shadows with my head held high, as I rule the Master with the sweet secrets of my body. On my knees do I rule his kingdom, my body... my livelyhood. I have brought down countless castles with a whisper, with a kiss, a wet embrace. Agony to those with much to lose, yet they keep coming back for more. Yet their torrid secrets I keep, behind pouting lips and luminescent eyes. Regal bathed in sin, a Goddess to be worshipped between the thighs I will always be. Queen beneath silk sheets. A taste that shall never be forgotten, when they close their eyes at night And alone when their hands wander... I'm there, Mistress Concubine...

Ertotic Story
Her shower interupted ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- After a long hard day at work all she wanted to do when she got home was take a nice long hot shower. Entering the master bath shedding her blouse and skirt along the way all she wore was her bra and panties as she adjusted the shower to the tempeture that she wanted. She finishes removing her clothes and steps into the shower enjoying the warmth that invades her every pore. her mind returns to the phone call that she received earlier in the day telling her to be ready to go to dinner at" 7 o'clock sharp ! " . She knew that the punishment for being unprepared and late would be very severe. so she was toying with the idea of waiting to open the door until 7:01 . But knowing what lay in store for her tonight ,already her was pussy tingleing. She starts to rub her throbbing clit with one of her freshly mamicured nails when

Post Birthdays....
January 1- > January 2 - > January 3 - > January 4 - > January 5 -Brittany ? > January 6 -.:Christian:. > January 7 - > January 8 - > January 9 - > January 10- > January 11 > January 12 - > January 13 - > January 14 - > January 15 - > January 16 - Kristin Laura :) > January 17- > January 18 - Jesse's b-day > January 19 - > January 20 - > January 21 - > January 22 - > January 23 - > January 24 - JANET'S BIRTHDAY > January 25 - > January 26 - > January 27 - Ivan and his little bro B-day yay > January 28 - > January 29 - > January 30- ARTOUR ASATRYAN YUP > January 31 - > > February 1- > February 2 - > February 3 - > February 4 - > February 5 - > February 6 - > February 7 -Mario > February 8 - > February 9 - > February 10 - > February 11 - > February 12 - > February 13 - > February 14 - > February 15 - Justin, > February 16 - > February 17 - JENNIFER BIEL'S C-DAY > February 18 - > February 19 - > February 20 -amber > February 21 - > Feb

Freight Train
lookin for the words searchin for the way never knowin wether you on the way cause this might be the last or just another port in the storm screamin and crawlin not knowin up from down left from right vertigo your only friend seein the soothin light not knowin its a freight train comin your way

Blah Blah...
Doesn't it hurt...Trick and control you...Decieve and destroy you...Doesn't it hurt? Forget and move on...I'm here and I'm strong...I've got you to blame when it's finally done... I'm not afraid...Of these feelings here inside...And I'm sure some day...I'll let go of all this hate for you... Doesn't it hurt you? Doesn't it feel safe? Earshot

The Prince Contest
If you will repost my bullentin to help the King and Queen search for a Prince The King and Queen are expanding the family. They are in search of a prince. Wanna be in the royal family? Contact the Queen to sign up contest starts tonight The CT Queen@ CherryTAPThe C.T. King@ CherryTAP

Ole Jack Layton> ~ Thoughts From A Soldier
Ole Jack Layton> ~ Thoughts From A Soldier~ written by Josh Forbes, Calgary Alberta Canada Dear Jack Layton, You sit there in your quiet home, no fear is in your heart, You sleep soundly certain that it won't be blown apart. Your children they can go to school and play out in the park, They've never seen a bomb explode, heard air raids in the dark. They've never seen dead bodies piled up on the street, Your wife, she won't be beaten, treated like a piece of meat. You are free to form opinions, read any news print you can see, You enjoy your rights and privileges in this country wide and free. The reason you can live like that is because I fight your wars, I fight and push the enemy back, I keep them off our shores. I am here and you are there pretending you know best. Well Ole Jack now listen close while I get this off my chest. You have the right to criticize, you have the right to complain You don't have the right to drag me down in a stupid poli

Survey For Older People
The "Older People" Survey (Meant to be completed by those ADULTS out of high school) Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids? 'Have you ever kissed someone?' 'Missed someone?' 'Told someone you loved them?' 'Drank alcohol?' Here are some questions for the people who are a little more mature...okay, OLD. 1. What bill do you hate paying the most? Equitable Gas. I like to be warm, but geez, do I pay for it. Literally. 2. What's the best place to eat a romantic dinner? My house. Obviously. 3. Last time you puked from drinking? I was 19. Yes, it's been that long. Why? 'cuz I was always the one getting everyone else home, completely clothed, and not accompanied by that scummy guy that they'd not look at when sober. So I always stayed more sober than everyone else. 4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar? Yeah, who can see me doing that? Yeah, me neither. 5. Name of your first grade teacher? Miss Marlin 6. What do

A Perfect Heart
One day a young man was standing in the middle of the town proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley. A large crowd gathered and they all admired his heart for it was perfect. There was not a mark or a flaw in it. Yes, they all agreed it truly was the most beautiful heart they had ever seen. The young man was very proud and boasted more loudly about his beautiful heart. Suddenly, an old man appeared at the front of the crowd and said, "Why your heart is not nearly as beautiful as mine." The crowd and the young man looked at the old man's heart. It was beating strongly, but full of scars, it had places where pieces had been removed and other pieces put in, but they didn't fit quite right and there were several jagged edges. In fact, in some places there were deep gouges where whole pieces were missing. The people stared -- how can he say his heart is more beautiful, they thought? The young man looked at the old man's heart and saw its stat

(last For Tonight) Witticisms
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette. If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic. Good girls get fat, bad girls get eaten. We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated. Born free... taxed to death. The more people I meet, the more I like my dog. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. A cat almost always blinks when hit in the head with a ball peen hammer. There's too much blood in my alcohol system. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. If you can read this, I've lost my trailer. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the chee

What Men Should Never Say After Sex
) "I was kidding about being sterile, you know." 2) "Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?" 3) "How come it's so BIG in there?" 4) "You've done this with a lotta guys before---right?" 5) "Next time I come over, don't bother with the underwear, OK?" 6) (Sniff, sniff) "Is that CAT food?" 7) (Yelling) "OK guys, it's a wrap, cut, and print it!!" 8) "You are great in bed, but your sister gives better head!" 9) "My first wife was prettier, but you can screw a lot better." 10) "Do you know what a 'douche' is ?" 11) "Maybe if you did some pushups, your boobs would grow. 12) "I want you to try some of MY deodorant." 13) "I'm not into relationships. Can't we just screw, like every Tuesday night or something?" 14) "Maybe if you lost some weight, I could get it all the way in!" 15) "I never saw a girl with hairy tits before !" 16) "I've been getting these little blisters lately-------" 17) "You wanna do those dishes before you leave

Blind
We see what we want and hear what we need. We play dumb to the hurt and hope others don't see. We tune out the flaws of the one that we love. We pretend they're an angel sent down from above. We don't see the truth that others see clear. We hold onto our hopes and dismiss all our fears. We wear rose-colored glasses that block out the flaws. We never give thought, we never once pause. We love with abandon and abandon the truth. Because love isn't just blind it's deaf and dumb too. By: Leah M. Baier

Did You Know?
The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it. A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair. The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes. A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear. Elvis had a twin brother named Garon, who died at birth, which is why Elvis' middle name was spelled Aron; in honor of his brother. Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors. Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants. More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand. Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump". If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do

Chosen/forsaken
Chosen/Forsaken We chose you.... We thought you had potential...even though many didn't We forsook our freedom, for your potential. To teach you- they were gifts; knowlegde Sound. Speech. you would not have evolved without us. We knew our fate by staying behind. Even though we won the Great War, what you call The Fall... So, after we taught you- you murdered us, our offspring.... now you murder each other. You remember nothing! Remember who You are! ....you Are Potential, unseen. We merely triggered the spark. We turned you on. Opened your eyes. you became Self Aware. Tripping time, Technology, Art, Internet.... you plunder. You don't realize your attempts... To create What is Above So as Below.... You are in God of your Own.

Two Craving Souls
Two Craving Souls I'm so lost for words, I can hardly think, My heart is pounding; my knees are getting weak... My hands are shaking, my typing is obscure, I look up at my screen, in my heart I know for sure... Right here right now is where I see his face, This mind entrancing place we call cyber space... This could be so beautiful; it just feels so right, I'm thinking to myself I must have all of him tonight... Mixed, unsettled emotions are clouding my brain, Thoughts are being switched between pleasure and pain... In the very least to no surprise, It's become moist there between my thighs... With a simple click of the enter key he now knows, Deep inside of me is where he goes... No pleasures go unshared, Computer screens are flared... Before you enter inside of me so deep, I beg for you to take me to my peak... With your tongue I want you to taste, All those desires that I hold for you in that place... Circle it, tease it, She's yours now, just please it...

Reasons For Being Fired From Toys 'r' Us
15. A little too much joie de vivre while demonstrating the erector set, if you know what I mean. 14. Every time you're passed over for a promotion, you stick your head in an Easy Bake Oven and threaten to "end it all." 13. You got caught adding a garage to your house using embezzled Lego bricks. 12. Numerous parental complaints about your "Tickle Me Carl The Stockboy" display. 11. You went overboard with your GI Joe Militia display by adding the Tonka truck full of fertilizer. 10. Cross-dressing the Ken and Barbie dolls and telling kids they're the new "Jerry Springer" edition. 9. The "My Little Taxidermy Kit" (with starter squirrel) is not selling. 8. Impromptu demonstrations of why Malibu Ken is not anatomically correct. 7. Got caught doing your Dolly Parton impression with basketballs again. 6. Source of reefer smoke finally traced to "nostrils" of Geoffrey the Giraffe. 5. Jaws of life needed to pull your knees out of your chest after you jackknifed a

10 Print "hello World" 20 Goto 10
A few random things that best describe my Twisted Existence: I am a techno-maniac. I love money. I love work. I work too much. My world is not as fragile as people think it is. I do not hold grudges. I do not take shit from people. I will sugarcoat the truth if it serves my purpose. I will not do it to protect the feelings of others. I want material possessions. I want to be remembered. I will not live forever. I have blonde hair. I have blue eyes. I am not an Aryan. I do like alcohol. I smoke. I drink. I cuss. I have sex. I am not Christian. I am me. I do what I want unless someone is paying me not to. I like my body. I like my life. I make waves. I live for chaos. I hate typos. I like Scrabble. I like math. I like physics. I like chemistry. I hate conformity and uniformity. Don't question my actions because you won't like the answer. I AM WHO I AM! AM I? WHO AM I? -Robert

14 Signs Your Online Relationship Isn't Working Out
14) You discover that "Chesty McBust" isn't her real name, and she's dialing in from Langley, VA. 13) You: Large, hairy man. Your online girlfriend: Large, hairy man. 12) Her postmaster rejects your e-mail not as "undeliverable" but as "unlikely to get you anywhere." 11) After months of shared experiences and emotional investments, she attacks you in the Mines of Quarn with a Vorpal Sword when she learns you're worth 45,000 points. 10) "Returned mail: User unknown and never wants to hear from you again." 9) Your cyberlover is just too busy editing that silly little Top 5 List. 8) Getting perhaps a bit too comfortable, she lets a reference to cutting her chin shaving slip by. 7) You discover that she has been cutting and pasting her orgasms. 6) You can barely make out your SO's face in the JPEG she sent because she's obscured by her 25 cats. 5) He claims to be the richest man in the world, but his GIF looks like some geek who works for a software company. 4

I Prefer A Corvette But
h2>I'm a Ferrari 360 Modena! You've got it all. Power, passion, precision, and style. You're sensuous, exotic, and temperamental. Sure, you're expensive and high-maintenance, but you're worth it. "Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

Awesome Fucking Weekend
i am an anime freak ok.... and i went to an anime convention... i love it. i didnt want it to end... BUT I am back to reality unfortunately.... i have 50 some pics of ppl in cosplay.... i cant wait to do it again next year...

Things Not To Do At A Job Interview
See photo of interviewer's family on desk, point, start laughing uncontrollably. Ask if there is only one emergency exit, grin and say; 'Boy!, I bet this floor would be in trouble if someone barricaded that.' Constantly fidget with underwear waistband, then blurt: 'The strawberry ones are the stickiest, don't ya' think?' After detailing your greatest achievement, qualify with, 'Of course I was totally hammered at the time.' Inquire on office policy of friends staying over. Claim you wouldn't even need a sit-in job if Al Einstein hadn't stolen your secret patent for '2000 Flushes'. Over-emphasize your ability to use a copier. Ask if it's O.K. that you sit on the floor. Allow that you would little impact on the overhead budget, because you swiped all the supplies from your other job. Although parking was free, insist that they validate something or you're not leaving. Mention your resume would have been stronger, but you didn't feel like making anything else

Why Star Wars Is Better Than Titanic
Titanic's big, but it doesn't have hyperdrive. Star Wars has WAY cooler action figure potential. Yoda could use the Force to lift Titanic out of the water. Leia is a princess, a senator, a freedom fighter, and Jedimaterial; Rose is just marriage bait. Ewoks throw better parties than either first class or steerage. When flying towards the Titanic, Wedge can't say "Look at the size of that thing!" and really mean it. It would be much scarier to get chased around the boat by a raving madman with a lightsaber as opposed to a handgun. Titanic is egalitarian by portraying poor people as sympathetic characters. Star Wars is egalitarian by promoting bug-eyedamphibians to Admiral. Said bug-eyed amphibious Admiral manages NOT to lose his ship. We know Cal is the bad guy because he sneers at the poor and treats his fiancee like property. We know Darth Vader is the bad guy because he strangles people and blows up planets for fun. Yeah, Leo can dance, but can he fly an

Things You'll Never Hear Darth Vader Say
If this is a consular ship, could you please tell the ambassador to come out of hiding so we could discuss this like civilized beings? Has anyone seen my inhaler? Impressive...most impressive. Can you do that again? You should not have come back. But, since you're here, let's shake hands and call it even. But I was going into Toshi station to pick up some power converters! Man, this armor chafes. Luke, do you ever get that not-so fresh feeling? Wow! Neat! What does that button do? I'm hungry. Let's get a taco. Oh man! I just shot Cpt. Needa in the face! Needa's dead, baby. Needa's dead. Here's looking at you, kid. Are you the keymaster? Well, excuuuuuuuuuse me!

How Will You Be Defined In The Sexual Dictionary
Angel -- [noun]:A reverse striptease 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com Take quiz and leave answer in comment, thanks and have fun!!

The 12 Internet Commandments
12. Thou shalt not downloadeth porn on thine work computer, lest ye be cast out. 11. Thou shalt *** EARN *** REDEMPTION *** FAST!!!! *** 10. Thou shalt not make for yourself a graven image of that which is copyrighted. 9. Thou shalt not pop up any unwanted windows before me, for I shall smite them immediately with a hasty click and read them not. 8. Thou shalt use no browser other than Internet Explorer, for thy Gates is a jealous Gates. 7. Thou shalt not forward chain letters. Instead, send these commandments to ten friends, and help save the life of a small child in Bogota! 6. Thou shalt not act like a hot 18-year chick in a chat room when thou art a pudgy, pimply-faced Trekkie. 5. Spam not, lest ye be spammed tenfold. 4. Thou shalt not spill your kinky guts and then click "Reply to all." 3. Thou shall not call thyself "Richard P. Smith" online when "Chesty LaRue" sounds so much better. 2. Remember thou the Neimann-Marcus cookie recipe and keep it holy.

Thoughts.
thoughts — Monday, November 06, 2006 Lots of various things today. - I think it would be a cool idea to send all the relgious fanatics to Iran, or iraq, or somewhere like that. Send all ours there, they can play with all the other one's there, and be happy living in a country being runned by " god's laws " What fun the mormons and the other religious extremests would have over there. We can then send our troops home, and those people can fight their own holy war, if they believe in it that much. Just an idea that came to me today. A volunteer army..... How about we let anyone interested in and who really believe in the war go fight it. And get the people who don't really care, or don't really want to be there home. - Marriage, and kids, and old people, and stererle people.- So, marriage is for the raising of children, it's ok for males and females to get married cuz that facilitates the better raising of children. Even old, and sterill people can get married

Computer Viruses Part 2
Ellen Degeneres virus.....Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC Monica Lewinsky virus.....Sucks all the memory out of your computer Titanic virus.....Makes your whole computer go down Disney virus.....Everything in the computer goes Goofy Mike Tyson virus.....Quits after one byte Lorena Bobbit virus.....Turns your hard disk into a 3.5-inch floppy Tim Allen virus.....Appears helpful, only to destroy your hard drive Woody Allen virus.....Bypasses the motherboard and turns on daughter card Saddam Hussein virus.....Won't let you into any of your programs Tonya Harding virus.....Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons Joey Buttafuoco virus.....Only attacks minor files X-files virus.....All your Icons start shape-shifting Ronald Reagan virus.....Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored

An Outdoors Love Story.....complete The Story
Good Morning Sweety, I awoke early this morning with you on my mind. You seem to be the adventurous woman that I could really enjoy spending some time with. A fine woman with an imagination and a strong desire to please. These qualities could surely keep a life interesting and pleasure Full. I find it somewhat painful in my soul that we have to experience these fantasies over the internet and hope that someday we can live out some of the experiences. We will be thinking of and enriching our connection together as friends through our imagination and yearning to live out some of our deepest fantasies. Many of my favorite fantasies take place deep in the mountains where the influences of society and others are cast aside and forgotten. I have a favorite place in the high desert country of Eastern Oregon in a place called the North Fork of the Crooked River. It is beautiful there as you descend in to a small valley and round the bend to a beautiful river that is only

Computer Viruses
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 1.3gb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80mb and then slowly expands back to 1.3gb. AT&T VIRUS: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting. MCI VIRUS: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus. ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back... DAN QUAYLE VIRUS: Prevents your system from spawning any child process without joining into a binary network. TERRY RANDLE VIRUS: Prints "oh no you don't" whenever you choose "Abort". CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS: Runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously, but doesn't allow the user to accomplish anything. EMELDA MARCOS VIRUS: Sings you a song (slightly off key) on boot up, then subtracts money from your Quicken account and spends it all on expensive shoes it purchases through Prodigy. GEORGE BUSH VIRUS: It starts by boldly stating "Read my docs...No new files!" on the screen. It proceeds to fill up

Reasoning.
I sit in my room, rapped up in a ball, going through old letters, containing so many secrets, reading old notes, looking through pictures, that were left to be forgotten, trying to forget the memories, that still haunt me when I sleep, a familiar face reminds me so much, I had her buried in my mind, before the dirt even covered her casket, I should have gone too, I came across this note, her name signed at the bottom, oh, the memories we had, still overcome by the last one, she shouldn't have been lying on the bed, covered with all that blood, the doctors should have saved her, instead I killed her, in my mind, a cold chill ran down my spine, I had the feeling of being watched, and when I turned, the image of that familiar face.

Bubba
Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is It true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin People to git cancer ?" "Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer. "And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants Fer makin th em fat an cloggin their arteries with all Them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?" "Sure is, Bubba." "And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she Was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?" "Yep." "And that football player sued that university when he Gradiated and still couldn't read?" "That's right," said the lawyer." "But why are you asking?" "Wull, I was thinkin .. . . What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?"

An Adventure In Itself!
omg let me start off by saying that from now on any road trips i take will include my dear crazy and insain cousin nikki. now i must say that this girl is a walking attraction but she is a beautiful person inside and out. her apperance is a bit much for some people (considering the fact that she has 3 lip percings with spikes on them, a bull ring, menro (cheek) and her ears are stretched) but this girl rocks! i had to take a 6 hr road trip to paducha kentucky this past weekend and i was going to take this with my sister inlaw but she bailed on me. so since i have never taken such a road trip in my life b4 i was not going by myself so i called her up and naturally she was game. now here i am completly not aware of where i was going or how to get this this girl had me rolling. she sat on her phone to her husband and one min it was "ill cut your fucking balls off and feed them to the dog" and the next it was "love you baby and i'll see uwhen i get home". no she does not have multi persona

Jail Vs. Work
IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK ... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. IN PRISON...you get three meals a day. AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it. IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself. IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON...you get your own toilet. AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat. IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family. IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required. AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoner

Taken To The Woods
Taken To The Woods by patuk54 © One of my pen pal friends of yester year was a couple, a little younger than me, but that didn’t bother me, and hopefully didn’t bother them either. They were Jack and Margo, had been doing the swinging thing for years apparently and seemed their whole life revolved around the 'sex' thing. Almost every Wednesday I used to receive a letter from them, always the size of a small novel and to make them that much more exciting for me, I always got both sides of the story from them. Jack used to write in a crude manner and would always end up getting his 'rocks off' and coming all over the place, in gallons rather than the few thimble fall's that I later found out he was capable of. Margo on the other hand was much more subtle, much more pleasing to the eye and although her innuendo’s could be taken either way, I always liked to come down on her side. Although she used to like to please her man more than anything and would go to great length’s to achie

Sdasfasd!
Saturday woke up last a 6p.m. got myself pretty... went to a show. That should have helped make me be able to sleep. Didn't go to sleep till about 6-7p.m on sunday... then I slept for like 4 hours... I have gotten no sleep since then. So about another 24 hours... Ugh. I really need sleeping pills =[ Today is a bad day. Well... Bad things happen on this day. Yuh... I need me some hugs =[

Wow!!!!!!! I Am Amazed Sometimes
as found on: http://channels.isp.netscape.com/news/story.jsp?idq=/ff/story/0001%2F20061104%2F0041360835.htm&sc=1120&floc=NI-ntk3 Naked Man Arrested for Concealed Weapon EL CERRITO, Calif. (AP) - A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors - naked - and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said. The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path, near a Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said. John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg, was initially arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure. But when asked whether he was carrying anything police should know about, Sheehan mentioned the tool, said El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan. ``You can't get much more concealed than that,'' Horgan said. Officers drew their weapons and firefighters were called to the scene. Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape without incident. Sheehan, who was p

Free Speech Is Important Too Me!!!!!
Free Speech is Important to me The first adminment is absoulute as long you dont yell fire in full theater!! if I want to call President Bush " A FUCKHEAD" I have that right not everyone is going to like it but I have the right to say it! The worse speech is protected, Pornography is protetcted. We dont have to like what they say but they do have the right to say it!

Lines From Star Wars That Can Be Improved If You Substitute The Word "pants" For Key Words
We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down. The pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts. I find your lack of pants disturbing. These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it. Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time! General Veers, prepare your pants for a ground assault. I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home. TK-421... Why aren't you in your pants? Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants. You are unwise to lower your pants. She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander. Governor Tarkin, I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board. You look strong enough to pull the pants of a Gundark. Luke... Help me remove these pants. Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants. That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!

Grandchildren
To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students... here is something to make you chuckle. Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was "DON'T! " "Don't what? " Adam replied. "Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said. "Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit! " "No Way! " "Yes way! " "Do NOT eat the fruit! " said God. "Why ? " "Because I am your Father and I said so! " God replied, wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants. A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked! "Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit? " God asked.

Tabby's Toothing Adventure
Tabby's Toothing Adventure by Tabby18lover © Tabby was late for her usual Friday night appointment with her friend Lana. She would be waiting patiently in the Athenian Bar. Tabby was walking along staring at her new purchase, a brand new cell phone. It was the latest in phone technology and had cost her a fortune. It had been two weeks since her old phone had died. She had actually purchased the phone the day before but the new bluetooth technology was too much for her. The technicians had programmed it for her. She was late because they had to explain it all to her, but still she was not sure about all it's new features. Lana had a bluetooth phone, in fact it was Lana who had persuaded her to get it, she would help her. As she walked along past some shops and a bar her phone rang. The first call. It must be the guys from the shop checking that she could answer ok. She flicked open the little silver object to see a message flashing on the luminous green screen. "Toothing, Ba

Where'd You Go?
Music Video:WHERE'D YOU GO (by Fort Minor)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone she said somedays i feel like shit, somedays i wanna quit and just be normal for a bit. i dont understand why you have to always be gone. i get along but the trips always feel so long and i find myself tryin to stay by the phone cuz your voice always helps me when i feel so alone but i feel like an idiot, working my day around the call but when i pick up i dont have much to say so... i want you to know it's a lil fucked up that i'm stuck here waitin, at times debatin, telling you that i've had it with you and your career. me and the rest of the family here singing where'd you go? where'd you go? i miss you so, seems like it's been forever since you've been gone. where'd you go? i miss you so, seems like it's been forever since you've been gone, please come back home... come back home. you know the place where you used to live, used to barbeque up burgers and ribs, used to hav

What Feels Right?
Would someone please tell me why is it so wrong to fall for someone you meet on the internet, yet when with them it feels like heaven!? I know not alot of people in my family, friends, church are happy with me right now. And yes I may still have alot of open wounds in my life that need healin before I want to move on with my life and be happy. Yes his name is Keith, yes I met him via online, yes I fell in love with him, yes we did much more, yes he lives out of the country, yes IT FEELS RIGHT, YES i NEED TO GET APPROVAL FROM THE LORD HIMSELF AND NO ONE ELSE!!! (other than my children) Why can't Michele be happy for once in her life!!? Why can't she make her own decisions and not get judged by them from ANYONE, and if they do make me change my mind!? ALL I WANT IF FOR ME TO BE HAPPY, AND MY CHILDREN!! THAT'S ALL I ASK! THE POWER OF PRAYER DOES WONDERS, TRY IT SOMETIME HE WILL LISTEN WHETHER YOU BELIEVE OR NOT.

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Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once,you'll never go anywhere again. Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel. Stock up and save. Limit: one. Semi-Annual after Christmas Sale 3 year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred. Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating. Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting off head illusion. Blue Cross and salary. Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00 For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers. Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand. For sale. Three canaries of undermined sex. Great Dames for

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as found on : http://channels.isp.netscape.com/news/story.jsp?idq=/ff/story/0002%2F20061031%2F1016041844.htm&sc=reodd&floc=NI-ntk1 Dead woman wins election in Alaska after coin toss ANCHORAGE, Alaska (Reuters) - A dead woman won re-election to a school board in rural Alaska after her opponent lost a coin flip meant to break an electoral tie. Katherine Dunton, who died of cancer on October 3, the day of the local election, was re-elected to the Aleutian Region School District board after her opponent, Dona Highstone, called "heads" on a coin toss that landed "tails," state and local officials said. "This is the first that I have ever heard about, not only in our state but in any other," said Whitney Brewster, director of the Alaska Division of Elections. The coin toss was held on Friday, in accordance with state law, to break the tie since both candidates had 19 votes. The school district, which covers an island region stretching 600 miles and has jurisdic

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Get out of the shower, look in the mirror. Perfect. Remove my white strips, brush my teeth, smile. Perfect. Brush out my hair, straighted it out. Perfect. Eyeshadow and mascara applied, beautiful green eyes. Perfect Put my jeans on, the ones that make my ass look good. Perfect. Green sweater, the one that makes my eyes stand out. Perfect Sunglasses, some lipgloss, shoot a smile in the mirror. Perfect. My favorite night, getting all dressed up. Perfect. My hair done up, in beautiful curls. Perfect. Long beautiful dress, cuts low to show cleavage. Perfect. Green and brown eyeshadow, to compliment the dress and my eye. Perfect. Beatiful gems, gold with green saphires. Perfect. Nylons and heels, to top it all off. Perfect. Stand in front of the mirror, smile, laugh, cry. Perfect. Or not. Get out of the shower, don't want to look at myself. Imperfect. Remove the white strips, that make my smile brighter, so no one looks at me too close. Imperfect Brush my ha

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I Must Be Bored!
I'm a Mercedes SLK! You appreciate the finer things in life. You have a split personality - wild or conservative, depending on your mood. Wherever you go, you like to travel first class. Luxury, style, and fun - who could ask for more? Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

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If you do not want your photos ripped: 1. Do not upload anything that you do not want potentially ripped. 2. Make a new folder and set the privacy settings to your preference. The Tap allows you to set folder's privacy settings so that you can control who views the content of that folder. You have the option to set it for Everyone, Friends Only, Family Only and Only Myself. We do not referee member drama. If you are having problems with someone, please BLOCK and IGNORE them. If someone has ripped a photo of yours and you want it removed, please read our Terms of Service and the following information on how to remove Copyrighted material. Digital Millennium Copyright Act It is our policy to respond to notices of alleged infringement that comply with the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (the text of which can be found at the U.S. Copyright Office Web Site, http://lcWeb.loc.gov/copyright/) and other applicable intellectual property laws. Responses may include removing or di

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How much am I worth? The results are in, and your body and soul for sell for around... $950,878.32!!! Out of Over a Million people, you are ranked #516,181 What are you worth? Find Out Here Click on that and leave a comment on what you are worth...have fun..

A Letter I Received From Wal*mart Management
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How About A Little On Satanism Now?
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i gotta vent thiz to all u ABK haters who think that ABK is a traitor 4 leavin psychopathic. You dont know shit ABK IS more than just a juggalo 2 me he also represents my n8tive ppl! Which i hold close 2 me as well as my juggalo family. As far as i am concerned he iz family and allways will be cuz hes n8tive and juggalo. And if you still hatin on ABK i say fuck u and leave me alone!!!!!!! i will say this again the label isnt what makes u a juggalo it aint about who u roll with it about wut u represent in ur heart.ABK will allways b family!!!!!!!!!!

Porsche
I'm a Porsche 911! You have a classic style, but you're up-to-date with the latest technology. You're ambitious, competitive, and you love to win. Performance, precision, and prestige - you're one of the elite,and you know it. Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

Cater 2 U
Baby I See You Working Hard I Want To Let You Know I'm Proud, Let You Know That I Admire What You Do The More If I Need To Reassure You, My Life Would Be Purposeless Without You (Yeah) If I Want It (Got It) When I Ask You (You Provide It) You Inspire Me To Be Better You Challenge Me For The Better Sit Back And Let Me Pour Out My Love Letter Let Me Help You Take Off Your Shoes Untie Your Shoestrings Take Off Your Cufflinks (Yeah) What You Want To Eat Boo? (Yeah) Let Me Feed You Let Me Run Your Bathwater Whatever You Desire, I'll Aspire Sing You A Song Turn The Game On I'll Brush Your Hair Help Put Your Do Rag On Want A Foot Rub? (Yeah) You Want A Manicure? Baby I'm Yours I Want To Cater To You Boy [Chorus] Let Me Cater To You Cause Baby This Is Your Day Do Anything For My Man Baby You Blow Me Away I Got Your Slippers, Your Dinner, Your Dessert, And So Much More Anything You Want Just Let Me Cater To You Inspire Me From The Heart, Can't Nothing Tear

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Rebel Wear… that one of the sections in our store. Not an official label (yet, there is always hope that I might become that successful) but there are a growing number of designs centered around the Rebel (confederate) flag. This "Butterfly Rebel" design features three butterflies each with confederate wings, hovering over the word Rebel in slightly chromed black type. The overall look is polished and elegant while still showing rebel pride. Featured here on the black cap sleeve tee; the shirt is also available in several other styled garments including sweaters and hoodies. Look out for back prints, pocket prints and an extra rebel butterfly as featured on some of the shirts. Head over to the store to check it our and get yours now! DeXine Graphic Concepts

Tomorrow.....
Well I get my other shot first thing in the morning....... in a few weeks, I should be totally pain free for 6 months... I haven't been pain free in over 5 years... I can't wait....woohoo!! It will be sore for a week or so, but will slowly get better the doc says.....

What Flower Is Your Personality (pix)?
What Flower Is Your Personality (pix)? RoseYou are a Rose! You are very high maintnence and expect a lot out of people. You are a hopeless romantic and enjoys company of the opposite sex!Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com

Tahlia's Journey Ch. 04
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A Must For Your Hr Department Head To Post
Subject: Swearing in the Workplace To: All Employees Fr: Human Resources Dept. Re: SWEARING IN THE WORKPLACE It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who are offended by this type of language, it will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of 18 new and innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner. 1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training. INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing. 2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter. INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting b__ch. 3) TRY SAY

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Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word fuck. Of all the English words beginning with f, fuck is the single one referred to as the "f-word". It's the one magical word. Just by it's sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most of the other words in English, has arrived from Germany. Fuck from German's "fliechen" which mean to strike. In English, fuck folds into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley". As an intransitive verb; "Shirley fucks". It's meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as; John's doing all the fucking work. As part of an adverb; "Shirley talks too fucking much", as an adverb enhancing an adjective; Shirley is fucking beautiful. As a noun; "I don't give a fuck". As part of a word: "abso-fucking-lutely" or "in-fucking-credible". Or as almost every word in a sentence: "fuck the fucking fuckers!". As you must realize, the

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Over half of the profiles of women that I've seen on Cherrytap are of women using purloined photos of someone else. The intent is to mislead others into thinking that the photos are of owner of the profile. I confronted one person on this and they didn't deny it, rather they just said "think what you want" and then called me a "hater". With the exception of two photos of this person's 18 to 20 year old son, all of the other photos are commercial. It seems sad for all of the people here who are spending the time waiting for pages to load so that they can leave a comment, rate photos, or hope to meet someone nice, only to be mislead about who they are doing this for. There is a saying that on the internet dating sites that "if it looks to good to be true, it probably is".

**my Flowery Personality**
What Flower Is Your Personality (pix)? Gerbera DaisyYou are a Gerbera Daisy! You are fun,flirty and girly. You love the summer time and enjoy shopping. You are looking for something real in life that will last and make you happy.Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com

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If you could PLEASE fill this out, it would be great! All answers are annoymous in the paper. she is a marine wife and mommy of two kids. her husband is deployed and shes going back to school while taking care fo TWO kids, one being a newborn. PLEASE fill this out and send it back to me. it is MUCH MUCH MUCH appreciated! I am doing a paper on the war in Iraq and I need to do a survey on what peoples opinions are about: Us being there? Should we have gone in, in the first place? Do you think that we should pull of our troops out or continue on? Explain How do you think the war could have been handled differently? Any other comments: I appreciate all the help that you guys can give me I know that this is a touchy subject for a lot of people. All the answers will stay annonymous in my paper. Everyone has there own opinion and I would like to know what it is. Thank you for all your help. :)

5 Questions
You get to ask me 5 Questions (TO MY INBOX)...any 5 questions, no matter how crazy it is,and I promise to answer it...the catch is...you have to repost this and see what people ask you....so go for it... press reply Repost as 5 questions..... unless you are scared 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.